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Thursday Overnight Open Thread (10/19/17) Out Of Order Edition

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(Thank God for these men and women.)

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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

It is time to remember that old wisdom our soldiers will never forget: that whether we are black or brown or white, we all bleed the same red blood of patriots, we all enjoy the same glorious freedoms, and we all salute the same great American Flag. Donald Trump

Quote II

Our soldiers have nobly fought to protect freedom since our country's birth, and have fought to protect those that could not protect themselves, even in foreign lands when called upon. John Linder

Quote III

We Marines believe that God gave America the greatest gift He could bestow to man while he lived on this earth -freedom. We also believe He gave us another gift nearly as precious - our soldiers, sailors, airmen, Coast Guardsmen, and Marines - to safeguard that gift and guarantee no force on this earth can ever steal it away. John F. Kelly


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As the days roll by and I think about my mortality, I guess I have come up with a bucket list. This is not one of them. Do you have anything like this on yours?

DES MOINES, Iowa — The Iowa State Patrol says a man pulled over in Des Moines after a car pursuit told state troopers that he wanted to be chased because it was on his bucket list.

Des Moines television station KCCI reports that the man refused to halt a little before 7:30 a.m. Thursday when a trooper tried to stop him over a violation on Interstate 80. The 10- to 15-minute chase ended soon after he left the interstate. He was taken into custody.

That’s when the 46-year-old Des Moines resident shared his bucket list story with troopers. Court records don’t yet show that he’s been charged.

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Kids. Trans bullshit. We know it's wrong. Well known pediatrician destroys the bullshit of the left.

In her recent comments at a Heritage Foundation forum, Cretella destroys the current leftwing fascination with allowing, or forcing, children to move through transgender reassignment. She explains that the process is child abuse and is akin to forcibly sterilizing a generation of kids.

“Chemical castration is what you’re doing when you put any biologically normal child on puberty blockers. It’s treating puberty like a disease, arresting a normal process which is critical to normal development and bad for kids.

Sterilization: not good for kids. Prepping them for what will likely result in a case in girls a double mastectomy at 16 — not how you treat depression or anxiety and I have plenty of experience treating teenagers with depression, anxiety, even suicidal depression. Indoctrinating pre-school kids with the lie that you can be trapped in the wrong body, again, that’s disrupting their normal reality testing and cognitive development. Those things are abusive.

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The RNC is ripping the Democrats with hilarious schedule. Too bad they won't rip the know-nothing, do-nothing Republicans they supported in past elections.

The "media advisory" began by announcing "major changes" had been made to the schedule for the DNC meeting, taking place in Las Vegas later this week. The mock schedule announced that to RSVP, one should email party chairman "Professor Tom Perez" at Thomas.Perez@brown.edu, taking a swipe at Perez's fellowship at the notoriously left-wing Brown University.

The first item on the agenda are opening remarks from Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.), who is in fact scheduled to speak at the "Women's Convention" later in the month. The next day includes presentations entitled, "Where is Michigan?: A geographical presentation of what exists between New York and Los Angeles," "No Money, Mo Problems: Investments the DNC would like to make – but can’t" and "The Menendez Mess: How to keep a convicted felon in the United States Senate."

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Talk about a lack of oversight. Long term theft discovered at "correctional facility".

'If it wasn't so serious, you'd think it was a SNL skit': Man is arrested for stealing $1.2MILLION of FAJITAS in scam which lasted nine years

Gilberto Escamilla allegedly pulled off the scheme over nine years working at the Juvenile Justice Department in Cameron County, Texas

Escamilla admitted to the scheme after a meat vendor with the department called to verify an order

An employee believed it was a mistake because the facility doesn't serve fajitas
Investigators concluded that Escamilla had stolen $1,251,578 worth of fajitas over nine years that he would then sell on to customers

He has been charged with first-degree theft and is looking at serious jail time

h/t Hank Curmudgeon

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Tonight's ONT Musical Interlude

October 19, 1997, Original Alice Cooper band guitarist Glen Buxton died from pneumonia, aged 49. Born in Akron, Ohio, he attended High School in Phoenix, Arizona, where he met Dennis Dunaway and Vincent Furnier, later to call himself the titular Alice Cooper. Buxton co-wrote several classic Alice Cooper hits, including 'School's Out', 'I'm Eighteen' and 'Elected.' via thisdayinmusic.com

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October 19, 1945, Born on this day, Jeannie C Riley, singer, (1968 US No.1 & UK No.12 'Harper Valley PTA'. Jeannie won a Grammy for the best female country singer of 196 via thisdayinmusic.com

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Here are 15,000 reasons why one shouldn't jump out of a perfectly good airplane. I survived a 15,000 foot jump.

When you have a day in which everything seems to go wrong, remember that one day Cliff Judkins had in 1963. As a member of the Marine All Weather Fighter Squadron 323, Lt. Judkins was piloting his F-8 Crusader jet across the Pacific en route from California to Hawaii on the first leg of his assignment to Atsugi, Japan. He refueled mid-flight, and then everything fell apart. There was an explosion. Fuel spilled all over the plane, which caught fire. Ordered to eject, he found the ejection seat release did not work. The alternate release procedure did not work, either. We knew he had to exit the plane on his own. Then things got worse.

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Researching for The ONT one never knows what one will come across. For example I thought that this guy had fallen off the face of the earth. Obviously I was wrong. Jim Bakker is still on TV and making prophetic statements. Sorry it's a Huffpo link.

“If you don’t want to hear it, just shut me off,” he said in a clip from Friday’s show posted online by Right Wing Watch. “Especially you folks that monitor me every day to try to destroy me. Just go away. You don’t have to be there. You don’t have to hear it.”

Then he fired off his warning:

“One day, you’re going to shake your fist in God’s face. And you’re going to say, ‘God, why didn’t you warn me?’ He’s gonna say, ‘You sat there and you made fun of Jim Bakker all those years. I warned you, but you didn’t listen.’”

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Hollywood of yesteryear. Leering eyes and other assorted behaviors.


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Something tells me that calling Orkin or some other pest control company would have kept this man from being tonight's Genius Award Winner.

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Forget the payment plan. Forget the deductible. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Moron Olympics.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. No Morons were injured in the making of this ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:06 PM




Comments

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1 Progressive Utopia: Fake Science; Evil Words; Authoritarian Tolerance

The focus this time: Such a lovely sounding world!

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14027

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2017 10:05 PM (itfg0)

2 Foist!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 10:05 PM (eMKNe)

3 Not foist!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 10:05 PM (eMKNe)

4 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 19, 2017 10:07 PM (nvMvs)

5 Willowed from the last thread, someone asked:

I just found two cans of sauerkraut that is two years out of date. Is it safe to eat?

Depends. Do you want to be taken out by some krauts? :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 10:07 PM (eMKNe)

6 Hello ONT and goodnight!

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 10:07 PM (cHbmY)

7

Anyone else watching Paul Ryan's act at the that stupid Al Smith dinner?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:08 PM (81Zs4)

8 Thank you for ONT MisHum! I think I am a good candidate for the Moron Olympics.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 19, 2017 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

9 ONT! Huzzah!

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

10 Anyone else watching Paul Ryan's act at the that stupid Al Smith dinner?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Is he doing the old "watch me remove my thumb!" trick again?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 10:09 PM (eMKNe)

11
In the few minutes I've been watching this, my opinion of Paul Ryan has reached a new low.

This guy is a piece.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:09 PM (81Zs4)

12 just below top ten


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 10:09 PM (8iiMU)

13 Boy, you all had yourselves a time tonight.

Are those the ribbons that get handed out at MoMes?

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 10:10 PM (UoSKV)

14 11
In the few minutes I've been watching this, my opinion of Paul Ryan has reached a new low.

This guy is a piece.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:09 PM (81Zs4)

Of shit?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2017 10:10 PM (ZTRlp)

15 Tits!

Posted by: Sophia Loren at October 19, 2017 10:10 PM (iHUu4)

16 Oh look my ballot came in the mail today.

Let's see: No, No, Hell No, Fuck No, Get The Fuck Outta Here With That Shit, and None of the Above.

Ahhhhh, I have done my civic duty.

*mails in ballot*

Posted by: I. P. Freely at October 19, 2017 10:11 PM (+dsLj)

17
Paul Ryan is doing "jokes" that are mirror images of The Big Lie Fake News Narrative.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:12 PM (81Zs4)

18 So is anyone reporting on Uranium One yet? Has Mueller resigned yet?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at October 19, 2017 10:14 PM (+Tibp)

19 MH: Thanks for the Cooper vid. A small slice of my youth. I still have that song on my playlist. Alice Cooper and Kid Rock for senate. Just think if Arizona would have elected Alice instead of nicklefucker Mccain.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

20 ONT! ONT! ONT!

(This is actually the sound Punk Chimp makes)

yello folx

Posted by: mindful webworker's perfeck spellink at October 19, 2017 10:16 PM (d/5DH)

21 MH: Thanks for the Cooper vid. A small slice of my youth. I still have that song on my playlist. Alice Cooper and Kid Rock for senate. Just think if Arizona would have elected Alice instead of nicklefucker Mccain.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:15 PM (KP5rU)


Alice Cooper and McCain are golfing buddies, IIRC.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2017 10:16 PM (itfg0)

22 He's gonna say, You sat there and you made fun of Jim Bakker all those years. I warned you, but you didn't listen.

I've done a lot of bad and evil shit during my time here on this planet. If there's a Judgement I'll accept the verdict.

I don't think "making fun of Jim Bakker" is going to be high on the ledger, though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:17 PM (6FqZa)

23 21: Not for long.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:17 PM (KP5rU)

24 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Moron Olympics.

I read this as "OY". Seems apropos.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

25 Evening all.

An hour and a half left 'til my long weekend, woo hoo!!

Posted by: Country Boy at October 19, 2017 10:18 PM (63xXD)

26 Good looking ONT
Lots of nice content. Good, honest, clean content.

Inspiring even.

Guess I should read it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 10:18 PM (m9X4Y)

27 Sophia Loren was easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 19, 2017 10:18 PM (nvMvs)

28 I'm envious of the ladies good looks...and their boobs

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 10:18 PM (gcme+)

29 Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (ZTRlp)

30

I thought Jim Bakker went to prison and turned homo?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (81Zs4)

31 Anyone else watching Paul Ryan's act at the that stupid Al Smith dinner?





Posted by: Soothsayer
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I thought he had failed in every way possible.

I was wrong.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (2wRtc)

32 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921040929703759872

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921041018845265920

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921041114500648961

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921041227847491584

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921041320235413504

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (eh0Va)

33 Put on pants? WTH has the ONT become?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (DMUuz)

34 Sophia doesn't look like she's leering. she's looking like WTF are those things real and are they gonna fall out of her dress?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (P8951)

35 I don't have a bucket list. There's nothing I want to do anymore that's going to be possible anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

36 Alice Cooper is one of a very precious few famous people I'd like to meet. I recently heard him on the Rick Lewis show (Denver) on my way to work, and I just loved his genuinely friendly demeanor. I saw him live, shit, 16 years ago. One of my favorite concerts.

He's good people.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 19, 2017 10:20 PM (554cb)

37 What happened with the budget vote...I missed it.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 10:20 PM (Enq6K)

38 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921041415286722560

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921041498757586949

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921041605536120833

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921041699014668288

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921041805822578690

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 10:20 PM (eh0Va)

39 What are these "pants" you speak of?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2017 10:20 PM (MCEs2)

40 Nine years. It took that correctional facility NINE YEARS to figure out that they didn't serve fajitas.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 10:21 PM (UoSKV)

41 Jim Bakker went to prison in part BECAUSE he was homo (he'd say "bi"). He'd had dudes over at his compound to do him in the butt. Rather young dudes IIRC. Whom he'd paid off.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:21 PM (6FqZa)

42 All day long hit the ball and drag John.

Posted by: Alice Cooper at October 19, 2017 10:21 PM (2cuLk)

43 Bellisima.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 10:21 PM (wo3jg)

44 Sophia doesn't look like she's leering. she's looking like WTF are those things real and are they gonna fall out of her dress?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (P8951)
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I read something about that photo one time, and she was thinking exactly what you said. I think I read it on Mark Steyn's website.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 10:22 PM (UoSKV)

45
Sophia Loren finally explained that photo with Jayne Mansfield.

She said she was looking at her nipples fearing they were going to pop out on her plate. She was concerned.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 10:22 PM (8O3HH)

46 just got home from a really fun dinner with my nephew and his wife.

Looks like the Cubs are screwed.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:23 PM (P8951)

47 44 Sophia doesn't look like she's leering. she's looking like WTF are those things real and are they gonna fall out of her dress?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (P8951)
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I read something about that photo one time, and she was thinking exactly what you said. I think I read it on Mark Steyn's website.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 10:22 PM (UoSKV)



You two shut your mouths and let the morons have their fantasy.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 10:23 PM (z/Ubi)

48 There's nothing I want to do anymore that's going to be possible anyway.

There's always something. I survived this long and got to see a total eclipse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:23 PM (6FqZa)

49 Those are some spectacular hooters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

50
She said she was looking at her nipples fearing they were going to pop out on her plate.

The dinner would be nipple plated.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 10:24 PM (IqV8l)

51 Alice is too nice a guy to tell Mccain to go fuck himself. I think Alice may be an ordained minister now. I know he donates money to a Christian university.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

52 So... more good news. I may have torn my miniscus. Seeing an ortho sometime soon.. waiting for the doc to see the x-ray. She knows it won't show anything but have to jump thru the hoops first to please the insurance. Then I see an ortho and then an MRI. Pray it's only a slight tear.. possible to heal on it's own with some TLC on my part. I don't want knee surgery.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 10:24 PM (CNHr1)

53 Sorry it's a Huffpo link.

Huffpo-Wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid. Violent action ensues.

Posted by: the Mycon at October 19, 2017 10:25 PM (y87Qq)

54 Was never a Sophia Loren fan. Granted, she has aged admirably, and I objectively understand the attraction, but I just was never attracted. Now, for MILFy hotness, I chose Ann-Margaret.

To each is own...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 19, 2017 10:25 PM (554cb)

55
He's good people.




Baptist.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 10:25 PM (T46cv)

56 You two shut your mouths and let the morons have their fantasy.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 10:23 PM (z/Ubi)
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Yessir, buzzzzzzzzzzzzion.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 10:25 PM (UoSKV)

57 Hey everybody.

Hollywood of yesteryear

Been reading "Final Cut." Still can't believe what Michael Cimino got away with.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)

58 Is he doing the old "watch me remove my thumb!" trick again?

That baffles Joe Biden every time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 10:25 PM (9oH+P)

59 52 So... more good news. I may have torn my miniscus. Seeing an ortho sometime soon.. waiting for the doc to see the x-ray. She knows it won't show anything but have to jump thru the hoops first to please the insurance. Then I see an ortho and then an MRI. Pray it's only a slight tear.. possible to heal on it's own with some TLC on my part. I don't want knee surgery.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 10:24 PM (CNHr1)

Sorry to hear it. Meniscus repair is a relative cakewalk these days though, so even if you need surgery it's really not that bad.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

60 MH: Thanks for the Cooper vid. A small slice of my youth. I still have that song on my playlist. Alice Cooper and Kid Rock for senate. Just think if Arizona would have elected Alice instead of nicklefucker Mccain.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

Alice Cooper and McCain are golfing buddies, IIRC.
Posted by: The Political Hat



Alice Cooper loves to golf. He'll golf with anybody. He'd golf with me though I'd test his patience!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2017 10:27 PM (geOSh)

61 Any idea where the "hippies ahead" pic was taken?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 10:28 PM (O848g)

62 That baffles Joe Biden every time.
Posted by: Grump928
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Or the coin behind the ear trick.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 10:28 PM (9tO1t)

63 Insomniac.. yes, my husband had surgery a few years ago for his. He does not handle ANY surgery well but he came thru it ok.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 10:28 PM (CNHr1)

64 Trump's performance at the Al Smith dinner last year was a performance for the ages. I laughed so hard as he ripped Hildabeast, and the MSM.

Posted by: Jmel at October 19, 2017 10:29 PM (OeWgo)

65
Now, remember that photo of Hillary looking down whatshername's dress. Christina Aquavelva?

#NotHot

But probably leering.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 10:29 PM (8O3HH)

66 Alice Cooper does seem like a decent, fun guy. I heard him on the radio once and he was making fun of vegetarians. said they always looked pale and malnourished to him.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:29 PM (P8951)

67 That baffles Joe Biden every time.
Posted by: Grump928
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Or the coin behind the ear trick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 10:28 PM (9tO1t)

He does hate "Got Your Nose," though. He panics and starts hyperventilating.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 19, 2017 10:29 PM (554cb)

68 Between the great fajita theft and the Dr. Pepper
incident with Cruz, Justice Willetts absence from Twitter is even more painful than usual.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 19, 2017 10:29 PM (7oPmA)

69 Ouch! Sorry to hear that Jewells!

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 10:30 PM (Enq6K)

70 58 Is he doing the old "watch me remove my thumb!" trick again?

That baffles Joe Biden every time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 10:25 PM (9oH+P)

Oh yeh? Go ahead, pull on my finger!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2017 10:30 PM (eh0Va)

71 62: Breathing baffles Joe "Scranton" Biden. Asshat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:30 PM (KP5rU)

72 An update on Sally Jo for them that mostly come at night, mostly: My Mother was discharged from the hospital yesterday afternoon and transported to a rehab facility for a 10-14 day stay. She has gotten up and walked a bit, though she maintains that the hip is still very painful.

Her survival has been truly miraculous. All the doctors had maintained that she was unlikely to survive the anesthesia but she came through without a hitch. Even she expected that when she closed her eyes that she would next open them in heaven.

I credit all my friends praying for her, and that God still has some work for her here.

I thank you all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 10:30 PM (9oH+P)

73 This is as close as we will ever get to being in the same room with Sofia Loren and Jayne Mansfield. Sad.

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2017 10:30 PM (zLDYs)

74 55: Thought he was Methodist. Considering how off the rails the UMC has gone, I guess he decided to leave it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2017 10:30 PM (geOSh)

75 and the "Elected " video is still funny.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:30 PM (P8951)

76 Wish I would die tonight. Painlessly would be best, but whatever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2017 10:31 PM (l9m7l)

77 thinking of redbox renting The Mummy w Tom Cruise

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:31 PM (6FqZa)

78 Good story about the pilot / crusader.




My favorite plane story is the one about the pilot ejecting into the thunderstorm Rankin?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 10:31 PM (vuY5x)

79 How old is your mom Grump?

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 10:31 PM (CNHr1)

80 57 Hey everybody.

Hollywood of yesteryear

Been reading "Final Cut." Still can't believe what Michael Cimino got away with.
Posted by: qdpsteve



So your saying 'Heaven's Gate' was a bad idea?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2017 10:32 PM (geOSh)

81 63 Insomniac.. yes, my husband had surgery a few years ago for his. He does not handle ANY surgery well but he came thru it ok.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 10:28 PM (CNHr1)

Arthroscopy FTW. I had the same deal a few years back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

82 A few things that I've read about Alice Cooper was that he's one of the nicest guys in the music business.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 10:32 PM (eh0Va)

83 84, with pulmonary hypertension.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 10:32 PM (9oH+P)

84 Paul Ryan at the Al Smith Dinner? Has it been a year already? Who will ever forget last year's Al Smith Dinner, aka "The Red Banquet".

Posted by: Sandy at October 19, 2017 10:33 PM (tuyAI)

85 Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 10:30 PM (9oH+P)

Great news Grump. Very happy for y'all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

86 Sophia Loren was easy on the eyes. Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 19, 2017 10:18

Is she still alive? I don't recall that she died. She was Italian classy/hot.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 19, 2017 10:33 PM (yJ1e6)

87 Alice was his stage persona. Nothing more. It made money. And, yes, he is good people.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:34 PM (KP5rU)

88 He does hate "Got Your Nose," though. He panics and starts hyperventilating.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Still falls for the old 'Pull my finger' every time.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at October 19, 2017 10:34 PM (9tO1t)

89 Jim Bakker went to prison in part BECAUSE he was homo (he'd say "bi"). He'd had dudes over at his compound to do him in the butt. Rather young dudes IIRC. Whom he'd paid off.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:21 PM (6FqZa)

To be fair to him, though, being married to Tammy Faye, who applied her makeup with a trowel, could do that to a guy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 10:34 PM (O848g)

90 I guess that F-8 pilot didn't buy Egress Shop the obligatory case of beer!

Posted by: Bill R. at October 19, 2017 10:34 PM (IuYIh)

91 Who will ever forget last year's Al Smith Dinner, aka "The Red Banquet".

*locks the doors*

Posted by: Walder Frey at October 19, 2017 10:34 PM (6FqZa)

92 A few things that I've read about Alice Cooper was that he's one of the nicest guys in the music business.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 10:32 PM (eh0Va)

I've often posited the notion that if Alice Cooper ran for mayor of Phoenix, he would get 80% of the votes. Like I said, good people.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 19, 2017 10:35 PM (554cb)

93 Eromero, you wouldn't want to be in the same room with Jayne Mansfield now. she's dead as a door nail. and Sophia -well, I always liked her and she stayed gorgeous for a long time, but she's like, older than Vic.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:35 PM (P8951)

94 75; Donna, who knew that video would become a documentery?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

95
Grump, I saw your update last Saturday about surgery going well. That was wonderful news to read about your mum. What a relief!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:36 PM (81Zs4)

96 Tammy Faye was the worst choice of beard ever, conceded.

Although I still wouldn't be renting 19/m stool pushers. Ew!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:36 PM (6FqZa)

97 Bill Weaver didn't eject from an SR-71 doing something north of Mach 2, it disintegrated around him.

Had a working parachute though! And an inflated pressure suit.

http://tinyurl.com/ya6mru2e

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 10:36 PM (y87Qq)

98 So, got into the usual Twitter back and forth about "transgender".

https://twitter.com/ThePoliticalHat/status/921098432374226944

Ultimately, it comes down to different definitions of "man" and "woman".

For sane and rational people "man" = biological male.

However, for the Left, "man" = someone who identifies with the masculine. In effect, the two are homonyms.

The problem arises due to the fact that their definition is what has increasingly taken over academia and biological sciences, and has been ingrained into the law and is what is being taught in schools.

This why when you say that a "trans-woman" isn't a real woman, they think you are an idiot because you don't understand the very basic definition that they hold.

This is dangerous, because by applying the pronouns and terms that used to refer to one's biological sex, they are able to make it seem that "trans-genderism" was always the norm throughout history, furthered by academics touting "two spirit" and "non-binary" genders from around the world (either outright made up, or highly distorted and selective facts).

They are successfully make it seem like "hetero-normativity" is contra biological reality, while their delusions are and always have been normal.

That scientific journals and magazines are spreading the "sex is a spectrum and not a binary" schtick as well, the biological reality that we are a sexually dimorphic species is being declared "science denial".

Why do I bring this up?

Because we have to understand the enemy and how they are succeeding if we are to combat them.

Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at October 19, 2017 10:36 PM (itfg0)

99 76 Wish I would die tonight. Painlessly would be best, but whatever.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2017 10:31 PM (l9m7l)

I'm sure there is a Woe Is Me Blog out there somewhere, I suggest googling for it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2017 10:37 PM (ZTRlp)

100 Grump.. she sounds like a fighter. Saying a prayer for her. My mom is 87 and I swear.. everything she has been through I'm shocked she is still with us. Two times in the past year I thought..this is it.. I'm gonna lose my mama. But she bounced back. I have since told myself not to ever think it's inevitable. It's in Gods timetable, not mine or hers.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 10:37 PM (CNHr1)

101 Grump, glad your mother is doing better.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:38 PM (P8951)

102 73 This is as close as we will ever get to being in the same room with Sofia Loren and Jayne Mansfield. Sad.
Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2017 10:30 PM (zLDYs)

Oh, I don't know. Never underestimate horny engineers. Some combination of sexbots and 3-d printing coupled with some AI and good old fashioned Japanese weirdness might just get us there.

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at October 19, 2017 10:38 PM (tMFgx)

103 97; They could hear his brass balls clanging all the way down. I remember that deal. Great read.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

104 iirc, Sofia said she thought they were going to fall into her food.

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 10:38 PM (Kz9dH)

105 JESUS . US Flag improperly displayed. Field is always in the upper left corner.

Posted by: Cold57 at October 19, 2017 10:38 PM (0iRrz)

106
Sophia Loren is 83, now.
Jayne Mansfield was killed in 1967 at age 34 in a car wreck. She was Playmate of the month, Feb, 1955.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 10:39 PM (8O3HH)

107 Is she still alive? I don't recall that she died. She was Italian classy/hot.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 19, 2017 10:33 PM (yJ1e6)

--------

"All that you see before you can be attributed to pasta".

Yes, sh is still alive and still very attractive.

Posted by: Sidedraft at October 19, 2017 10:39 PM (I16G8)

108 Thanks for the ONT.

And thanks to to all the Men and Ladies in uniform.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 10:39 PM (rb1zT)

109 One day, you're going to shake your fist in God's face. And you're going to say, "God, why didn't you warn me?" He's gonna say, "You sat there and you made fun of BourbonChicken all those years. I warned you, but you didn't listen."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 10:39 PM (rnAwa)

110 Wow that account of the Fighter Pilot Cliff Judkins was amazing. Especially the footnote of him returning to flight service in the marines and then flying for Delta. One tough dude.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 19, 2017 10:39 PM (84F5k)

111 Anyone else watching Paul Ryan's act at the that stupid Al Smith dinner?





Posted by: Soothsayer
===

I thought he had failed in every way possible.

I was wrong.
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He's got a bucket list and he's getting down to the real kinky stuff

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 10:40 PM (Nwg0u)

112 That pediatrician destroyed the bullshit of the Left and now that it's gone viral on the internet the SJW Left will set out to destroy that pediatrician.

You know, because the Left is all about #SCIENCE!

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 10:41 PM (eh0Va)

113 I always liked Alice Cooper. seeing him on "Hollywood Squares" back in the 70s told me he didn't take his stage persona too seriously.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:41 PM (P8951)

114 Alice Cooper is a bad-ass golfer too!
Carries a 5 handicap...Golf Channel had a nice piece on him earlier this spring.

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 10:42 PM (wf3RQ)

115 George W. Bush spoke at the George W. Bush Institute this morning. I guess he can still corral an audience there. He seems concerned about nativism. No word on whether he brought his pet goat along.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 19, 2017 10:42 PM (giT7q)

116 Senate passed the budget bill 51 - 49. Ron Paul was the only R to vote against it.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 10:43 PM (Enq6K)

117 Forgive me, Lord. I have taken Jim Bakker's name in vain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 10:43 PM (Nwg0u)

118
Jim Bakker has married again -- to a woman that looks like a young Tammy Faye.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 10:43 PM (8O3HH)

119 Jim Bakker went to prison in part BECAUSE he was homo (he'd say "bi"). He'd had dudes over at his compound to do him in the butt. Rather young dudes IIRC. Whom he'd paid off.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:21 PM (6FqZa)



Good God.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 10:44 PM (YqDXo)

120 Looks like the Cubs are screwed.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:23

We stopped watching, Jules can't take after yrs of Cub fandom. Layt yr was awesome, but the loosing BS...just isn't enjoyable.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 19, 2017 10:44 PM (yJ1e6)

121 Don't really have a bucket list. Hope to retire one day, like, closer to 65 (14 years!) than 74. Want to have a workshop that I don't have to park a car in. Want to do some more fishing. I guess one "bucket list" item would be to take Average Wife to Italy.

Posted by: Average Guy at October 19, 2017 10:45 PM (LMcFk)

122
Ron Paul was the only R to vote against it.

Because it's a joke budget.

There are trillions in "out-of-budget" spending, thanks to the Republican decepticons.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:45 PM (81Zs4)

123 Jim Bakker has married again -- to a woman that looks like a young Tammy Faye.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 10:43 PM (8O3HH)

(Foghorn Leghorn voice)

I say, I say, there's something wrong with that boy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 10:45 PM (O848g)

124 Moron olympics? I'd watch that. Like MXC.


Thanks for ONT, MH.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 10:45 PM (tbOMB)

125 A few things that I've read about Alice Cooper was that he's one of the nicest guys in the music business.



Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 10:32 PM (eh0Va)


He was evidently good friends with Glen Campbell.
https://youtu.be/B6q2hsdXenQ

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 10:45 PM (yzxic)

126 George W. Bush Chimpy W. BusHitler spoke at the George W. Bush Institute this morning to his BFFs, the Donks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 10:46 PM (Nwg0u)

127 121 Don't really have a bucket list. Hope to retire one day, like, closer to 65 (14 years!) than 74. Want to have a workshop that I don't have to park a car in. Want to do some more fishing. I guess one "bucket list" item would be to take Average Wife to Italy.
Posted by: Average Guy at October 19, 2017 10:45 PM (LMcFk)

The places I'd like to travel to will likely be 100% GFM hellholes by the time I have the means. So that's right out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 10:46 PM (NWiLs)

128 "If you don't want to hear it, just shut me off," he said in a clip from Friday's show posted online by Right Wing Watch. "Especially you folks that monitor me every day to try to destroy me. Just go away. You don't have to be there. You don't have to hear it."

========

Jim Bakker is like Jimmy Kimmel. They offer this grotesque overwrought emotional pandering show to their audience, and tell anyone who doesn't like it to GTFO.

This is good. Maybe people will get "woke". The left is morphing into the worst caricatures of evangelicalism that they hate.

Posted by: Winston F*cking Churcill, getting bombed by V1s and V2s at October 19, 2017 10:47 PM (/qEW2)

129 Good evening Horde.

I've been busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest today so I just a few minutes ago was able to view Gen. Kelly's press conference from earlier today.

I haven't read up thread yet so perhaps it has already been posted, but if you haven't viewed it, you must:

https://youtu.be/Ps5ttDzWBaY

The General's demeanor, his tone and his choice of words struck me into my core. I had been told by previously by others that know from their own experience that I would be greatly changed by my son serving. And even though I served myself, they said my son being deployed would be unlike anything else I have ever experienced.

It is.

I can no longer bear to see a strange, dark sedan driving by my house, wondering if it will pull into my driveway. If someone comes to the door, for any reason, and knocks on the door with three sharp raps, I will involuntarily suck in my breath and cause me to screw up my courage to go answer. I pray to God that I do not see dress whites through the little side windows.

My son loves what he does and I pray for him every night. And how some POS congresscritter could twist a bereavement call from the CIC into her own demented use is honestly, beyond my comprehension.

I pray I never run into her. For her sake. She is less than a human. I'll ask God for forgiveness if I see Him.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2017 10:47 PM (tr2D7)

130 Shake me!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly's Groove Thing at October 19, 2017 10:47 PM (oVJmc)

131
So there's a Budget. And then there's all the Other Spending, not included in the Budget.

It's a joke.

Republicans and Democrats are colluding to maintain the obama status quo in full.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:47 PM (81Zs4)

132 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 19, 2017 10:47 PM (IcT7t)

133 >> I say, I say, there's something wrong with that boy!

You can tell to look at him, there's something really off there.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 10:48 PM (8O3HH)

134 Jim Bakker was a typical sky pilot. Selling God. What a fucking embarrassment to the human race. I give no shits about that phony assed s.o.b.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

135 I defended Dubya when he got us into Iraq under circumstances I never really bought 100 percent into like many others here.

He and his whole fucking family return the favor by pissing on everything we believe in exchange for brownie points from the very same media and lefty hacks we defended him against.

Which is why Jeb! with his huge campaign chest and GOP power brokers couldn't get into double digits in the primaries.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 10:48 PM (eh0Va)

136
Just a short 'pimp my book' note.

I put up an eBook (30k words Novella sized)
Wolf Hunters: Planet of Storms (B076HNZSCX)
Free until Monday, 99cents after

Starts with a plane crash. Ends with barbarians at the gates of the city. Told from the viewpoint of the barbarians. Ends abruptly, with a surprise of sorts.

Focuses on behavior and military tactics.

Minimal sci-fi setting.

/please applaud, he begged.

Thank you for your support.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 10:49 PM (m9X4Y)

137 130: Not on your life. Seen it, aint buyin it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU)

138 Well, the problem with the Bush family is they go theirs, so pull up the ladder.




Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 10:49 PM (vuY5x)

139 I don't have a bucket list but I'd like to see Europe before it becomes just another muslim shithole.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 10:50 PM (eh0Va)

140 138 Well, the problem with the Bush family is they go theirs, so pull up the ladder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 10:49 PM (vuY5x)

As is the case in many situations.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

141 Alice Cooper is a bad-ass golfer too!
Carries a 5 handicap...Golf Channel had a nice piece on him earlier this spring.
Posted by: AP
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Car guy too. AOP will appreciate this: http://tinyurl.com/ybe8b6dg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 10:51 PM (9tO1t)

142 139 I don't have a bucket list but I'd like to see Europe before it becomes just another muslim shithole.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 10:50 PM (eh0Va)

Me too but on its current trajectory I can forget all about that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

143 kb: you're Irish right? have you visited that island yet?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:51 PM (6FqZa)

144
We learned years ago the Republicans weren't socially conservative. But at least they're fiscally conservative, we told ourselves.

Now we know the Republicans are fiscally conservative.

But at least the Republicans are still pro-business!
Right?

Well, still pro BIG business, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:51 PM (81Zs4)

145 Farmer, I am a Brewers fan and you are telling me how hard it is to lose, like I don't know what that's like?

they pleasantly surprised me this year and I expect they will be better next season, but it's a long road to the WS. I hope they win one before I die. hell, I wish they would win one before Bob Uecker dies. he's stayed faithful to his hometown.

We're not like the Yankees fans who know damn well sooner or later they will be in the WS.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:52 PM (P8951)

146 I'd love to do a distillery tour of Scotland. But again, not happening.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 10:52 PM (NWiLs)

147 Anyone seen Colorado Alex In Exile?

Anyone have his email?

If so, please ask him to contact me at cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 10:52 PM (wYseH)

148 Geeze, Raqqa looks like Berlin after WWII.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 10:52 PM (9tO1t)

149 Senate passed the budget bill 51 - 49. Ron Paul was the only R to vote against it.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 10:43 PM (Enq6K)

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Getting a little tired of Rand and his "if its not perfect" I won't go for it stance.

He is setting himself to be the new gioblastoma free new "Maverick".

Posted by: Sidedraft at October 19, 2017 10:53 PM (I16G8)

150

looks like the Cubs are calling it a season

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:53 PM (81Zs4)

151 looks like the Cubs are calling it a season
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:53 PM (81Zs4)

Ready for vacation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 19, 2017 10:54 PM (554cb)

152 My bucket list is a golf trip to the west coast. Never seen the Pacific before. I'm considering Bandon Dunes Golf Club on the SW coast of Oregon. The only thing holding me back is the state of air travel these days. The idea of being 'Weinsteined' by TSA doesn't interest me. Also, I want to do this in 2019 (turn 50 that year). I may be looking for another job and place to live that year.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2017 10:54 PM (geOSh)

153 Bill Weaver didn't eject from an SR-71 doing something north of Mach 2, it disintegrated around him.

Had a working parachute though! And an inflated pressure suit.

http://tinyurl.com/ya6mru2e
Posted by: hogmartin

The pilot that survived the spaceshipone crash didn't have a pressure suit.

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 10:54 PM (9TU00)

154 kb: you're Irish right? have you visited that island yet?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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No point. Ravished by hurricane. All gone. Trump's fault.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 10:54 PM (9tO1t)

155 149; There's a fly in every shit pile. Sometimes, more than one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

156 I put up an eBook (30k words Novella sized)
Wolf Hunters: Planet of Storms (B076HNZSCX)
Free until Monday, 99cents after

-

Got it. Here's the link.

https://tinyurl.com/yb7gvt5c

I'll spend that 99¢ I saved on wild women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 10:55 PM (Nwg0u)

157 George W. Bush spoke at the George W. Bush Institute this morning. I guess he can still corral an audience there. He seems concerned about nativism.

There are frisbees and beach balls out there that will hurt democrats more than GWB ever did.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 10:55 PM (rnAwa)

158 So, do you think watching the same porn on two monitors is worse for you than watching it on one big monitor? Is it twice as stimulating because you are watching it twice? Trying to figure out what to do with the new set up here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 10:55 PM (vuY5x)

159
(Foghorn Leghorn voice)

I say, I say, there's something wrong with that boy!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That boy ain't right!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 10:55 PM (IqV8l)

160
Thanks Mr. Wrecks.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 10:56 PM (m9X4Y)

161 looks like the Cubs are calling it a season


i'm hoping the Astros didn't do the same on Tuesday evening in the 7th inning.

but then i also hope a Kate Upton clone will call my phone telling me that my occasional comments about Emperor Maurice are "really hot"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:56 PM (6FqZa)

162 Drudge has an apt pic up.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly's Groove Thing at October 19, 2017 10:56 PM (oVJmc)

163
So, do you think watching the same porn on two monitors is worse for you than watching it on one big monitor? Is it twice as stimulating because you are watching it twice? Trying to figure out what to do with the new set up here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 10:55 PM


Two monitors and 3D glasses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 10:56 PM (IqV8l)

164 Getting a little tired of Rand and his "if its not perfect" I won't go for it stance.

He is setting himself to be the new gioblastoma free new "Maverick".
Posted by: Sidedraft at October 19, 2017 10:53 PM (I16G

I am all for principles, but he is turning into the personification of "The Perfect is the Enemy of the Good."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 10:56 PM (rb1zT)

165 143 kb: you're Irish right? have you visited that island yet?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:51 PM (6FqZa)

Haven't had the chance, and from the looks of things they've swapped devout Catholicism for the chains of the EUSSR. They're as socialist as the Scots now meaning that in an underpopulated nation it'll be a muslim shithole that much faster.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 10:57 PM (eh0Va)

166

Weird how these modern Republicans are very concerned about "nativism" and "nationalism."

Not at all concerned with the large, nationwide movement that promotes racism and murdering police officers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 10:57 PM (81Zs4)

167
Drudge has an apt pic up.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly's Groove Thing


Transporter accident.

Neelix and Tuvok

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 10:57 PM (IqV8l)

168 Drudge has an apt pic up.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly's Groove Thing at October 19, 2017 10:56 PM (oVJmc)

Yup. Apt. Also creepy as all fuck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 19, 2017 10:58 PM (554cb)

169 This game sucks. The Cubs suck. I thought they might possibly not suck but I was wrong. They are the Kings of Suck. They suck

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 10:58 PM (T46cv)

170

Not at all concerned with the large, nationwide movement that promotes racism and murdering police officers.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter


Eggs...omelets...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 10:59 PM (IqV8l)

171 the Astros are heading back to Houston, right? they still have a shot. I'm hopin for an Astros Dodgers WS.. And I'll root for the Astros like crazy.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:59 PM (P8951)

172 Why is everyone so obsessed with europe? Our ancestors blew out of that shit hole on leaky sailboats to get away from them and everyone here always wants to go back there.

They are poor, their shit is old, and they stink.

More than half of them would move her if they could.

It is like some battered spouse that wants to give their old spouse one more opportunity.




No, I do not simply want to go to some colombian sexing thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 10:59 PM (vuY5x)

173 Oh my, do the Cubs suck.

Posted by: monica at October 19, 2017 10:59 PM (6FqZa)

174 Thank you Donna.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 11:00 PM (6FqZa)

175 CROSBY, STILLS, NASH Woodstock 1971

++++

Not many hit records these days are so explicitly religious.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 11:00 PM (pvjTE)

176 I agree grammie

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 11:00 PM (xlESs)

177 Now the Dodgers are just being big ole meanies.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 11:01 PM (Enq6K)

178 W was perfectly fine with the dogeater destroying the country. That's all I need to know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

179 Going to europe is sad. Like looking at some grand, stately former ship tied up and rusting pierside.




Like going to a bush family reunion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 11:01 PM (vuY5x)

180

I pray I never run into her. For her sake. She is less than a human. I'll ask God for forgiveness if I see Him.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2017 10:47 PM (tr2D7)


Prayers for the safety and well-being of your son. I appreciate his service.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 19, 2017 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

181 >>>Paul Ryan at the Al Smith Dinner? Has it been a
year already? Who will ever forget last year's Al Smith Dinner, aka
"The Red Banquet".

Posted by: Sandy at October 19, 2017 10:33 PM (tuyAI)<<<

Never gonna forget Maria Bartiromo at the dinner...

Yowza!

Posted by: Moron's everywhere at October 19, 2017 11:01 PM (E3EdC)

182 KIKI !!! 2 homers

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 11:01 PM (xlESs)

183 Drudge has an apt pic up.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly's Groove Thing at October 19, 2017 10:56 PM (oVJmc)

Yup. Apt. Also creepy as all fuck.

-
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 11:01 PM (Nwg0u)

184 I credit all my friends praying for her, and that God still has some work for her here.
I thank you all.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 10:30

Glad things worked out so well. When
you first posted the prognosis didn't sound so good. Glad Mom did better than expected. Prayer yo from here.
T

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 19, 2017 11:01 PM (yJ1e6)

185 169 This game sucks. The Cubs suck. I thought they might possibly not suck but I was wrong. They are the Kings of Suck. They suck
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 10:58 PM (T46cv)

Suckity suck, suck.

Your team won 1 WS in your lifetime, quit yerbitchin

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2017 11:02 PM (ZTRlp)

186 Grammie most MLB teams did not make it to the post season. The Cubs did.

Think back to the years when you just hoped they finished the regular season with a winning record.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 11:02 PM (P8951)

187 Why the hell would autocucumber turn Morons into a possessive? Dumbass technology.

Posted by: Morons everywhere at October 19, 2017 11:02 PM (E3EdC)

188 Of course. Another home run. Why not? Maybe the next batter can get a home run too! Why not. Home runs for everybody from LA. What's not to love.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 11:02 PM (T46cv)

189 30 I thought Jim Bakker went to prison and turned homo?





Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter


He did do a considerable stretch in the joint; dunno about the homo part though. Although sleeping under the same roof as Tammy Faye all those years could have driven him to seeking solace from the animal kingdom, and I wouldn't have blamed him a bit.

And the whole time he was in prison, his loyal followers kept his commissary account fat with their donations.

Posted by: Douchenozzle Manufacturers Association Of America at October 19, 2017 11:02 PM (0ogQG)

190 tammy, jim who cares? only difference is half a pound of eyeliner.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 11:03 PM (vuY5x)

191 187 Why the hell would autocucumber turn Morons into a possessive? Dumbass technology.
Posted by: Morons everywhere at October 19, 2017 11:02 PM (E3EdC)

Autocucumber gotta cucumber.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 11:03 PM (rb1zT)

192 169; Grammie, Grammie, Grammie. Hard to catch lightning in a bottle two years in a row.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 11:03 PM (KP5rU)

193 186 Grammie most MLB teams did not make it to the post season. The Cubs did.

Think back to the years when you just hoped they finished the regular season with a winning record.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 11:02 PM (P8951)



true Donna. It wasn't that many years ago I think they lost a hundred games.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 11:04 PM (T46cv)

194

See the link at Drudge: Uncle Harvey's "rehab" isn't going too well. They say, shocker, he doesn't seem to be taking it too seriously, and insists all the encounters were consensual.

They had to kick him out of group therapy. Acting like an asshole.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH)

195 sorry you had to watch this, winger. although i admit i'm lol'ing at your comments

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 11:04 PM (6FqZa)

196 So, called in to sbux today to give them a little friendly advice, did not go as well you might have guessed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 11:04 PM (vuY5x)

197 Jimmy Swaggart still kicking around?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 11:04 PM (rb1zT)

198 Exactly, Mis Hum. I would have preferred that the Cubs win, but I can't feel too sorry for the fans of a team that won last year. You feel like the Royals fans felt like last year.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 11:04 PM (P8951)

199 the Astros are heading back to Houston, right? they still have a shot. I'm hopin for an Astros Dodgers WS.. And I'll root for the Astros like crazy.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 19, 2017 10:59 PM (P8951)

Hired Gun Verlander on the hill for the 'Stros...think they get the win tomorrow. Would love to see them make it to the WS.

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 11:05 PM (wf3RQ)

200 Harvey's "rehab" isn't going too well. They say, shocker, he doesn't seem to be taking it too seriously, and insists all the encounters were consensual.

They had to kick him out of group therapy. Acting like an asshole.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October




well, conceding some were not consensual not such a good move.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 11:05 PM (vuY5x)

201 194

See the link at Drudge: Uncle Harvey's "rehab" isn't going too well. They say, shocker, he doesn't seem to be taking it too seriously, and insists all the encounters were consensual.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH)

I OBJECT!

Posted by: The Ficus at October 19, 2017 11:05 PM (rb1zT)

202 Our radio station's news director allegedly played golf with Alice Cooper once. I'll take his word for it; it's not like I'm going to try tracking Alice down to ask if he remembers.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 19, 2017 11:05 PM (rJUlF)

203 Top story on Drudge is about how Uncle Harvey isn't taking his vacation at an outpatient sex rehab spa seriously. Which is handy, 'cause I ain't taking his fuckin' stay at a sex rehab resort seriously either. So that's convenient how that works out.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 11:05 PM (y87Qq)

204 chavez - I know. But they're just embarrassing themselves out there. They stink. Brewers should have stayed inn first place just a little bit longer. They would've done better than this.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 11:06 PM (T46cv)

205
W was perfectly fine with the dogeater destroying the country. That's all I need to know.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 11:01 PM


He slept for eight years. Sort of like Rip Van Winkle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 11:06 PM (IqV8l)

206 I guess Weinstein was watching Weiner's "rehab" and figured out that it's all bullshit and doesn't carry weight with the judge, anyway.

I wonder why Weinstein even bothered. A smarter man would have snuck off to, oh, Sri Lanka. Like Arthur C Clarke.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 11:06 PM (6FqZa)

207 Hired Gun Verlander on the hill for the 'Stros...think they get the win tomorrow. Would love to see them make it to the WS.
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 11:05 PM (wf3RQ)

Isn't he Mr Kate Upton?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 11:06 PM (rb1zT)

208
I pray I never run into her. For her sake. She is less than a human. I'll ask God for forgiveness if I see Him.
Posted by: Tonypete
------------

I rather doubt that there is a Vet here who doesn't share your sentiment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:06 PM (9tO1t)

209

Swaggart's "ministry" is still around. He's on his own tv station.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 11:07 PM (81Zs4)

210 Wow I type slow

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 11:07 PM (y87Qq)

211 Hired Gun Verlander on the hill for the 'Stros...think they get the win tomorrow. Would love to see them make it to the WS.
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 11:05 PM (wf3RQ)

Isn't he Mr Kate Upton?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October




She refers to him as Mr. Backshot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 11:07 PM (vuY5x)

212 I guess Weinstein was watching Weiner's "rehab" and figured out that it's all bullshit and doesn't carry weight with the judge, anyway.
======

Did Weinstein bail on the rehab?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:07 PM (9tO1t)

213 Okay everybuddy put on your rally caps !!!

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 11:07 PM (xlESs)

214 So there was an Ace of Spades post about A millennial gal who reviewed Pirates of the Caribbean and also reviewed some Last Jedi Star Wars toys. That post seems to be missing. Anybody have that link. It should have been October 4th of 5th?

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at October 19, 2017 11:08 PM (U49qd)

215 195 sorry you had to watch this, winger. although i admit i'm lol'ing at your comments
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 11:04 PM (6FqZa)




I'm returning your Christmas present to Macy's.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 11:08 PM (T46cv)

216 Speaking of things that are wrong, the top pic is wrong. The American Flag is always hung vertically so that the field of blue is in the top left corner.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2017 11:08 PM (QLvwG)

217 They say, shocker, he doesn't seem to be taking it too seriously, and insists all the encounters were consensual.

-
I had a professor back in law who was all in on law and economics. He couldn't understand why robbery should be illegal. Robber values your wallet more than your life. You value your life more than your wallet. All assets go to the highest valued user. Everybody's happy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 11:09 PM (Nwg0u)

218 David Tafuri on late Carlson. Gheydar just pinned the meter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:09 PM (9tO1t)

219 "Your team won 1 WS in your lifetime, quit yerbitchin
"


-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2017 11:02 PM (ZTRlp)

Eat a Dick.

-Cleveland Fan

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 11:09 PM (Ckg4U)

220 Maybe there are not any indoor potted plants at Harvey's "therapy" retreat. He belongs in jail.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:09 PM (SNwMD)

221 Of course. Another home run. Why not? Maybe the next batter can get a home run too! Why not. Home runs for everybody from LA. What's not to love.
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 11:02

We turned the game off. Think about next yr, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 19, 2017 11:09 PM (yJ1e6)

222 Wow I type slow

--

I type fast, but then it takes an hour to clean up the typos. And it doesn't help to look at the keyboard cuz highly used characters have the lettering worn off the keys.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 11:09 PM (m9X4Y)

223 >>>Drudge has an apt pic up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 11:09 PM (/qEW2)

224 Thanks LadyL - I hope you are well and your Dad is comfortable. Making some big changes around here so a bit hectic.

The grandkid's home life is looking better so, that's a plus. I'll have them this weekend again though.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2017 11:10 PM (tr2D7)

225 My bucket list is a golf trip to the west coast. Never seen the Pacific before.

As a native Californian, now living within a mile of the ocean, I was struck by a visitor from the East Coast becoming ecstatic on seeing the Pacific for the first time, something I take for granted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 11:10 PM (YqDXo)

226 Robber values your wallet more than your life. You value your life more than your wallet. All assets go to the highest valued user. Everybody's happy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
-----------

Flawed logic. The issue is, does the thief value your wallet more than his life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:10 PM (9tO1t)

227 Did Weinstein bail on the rehab?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:07 PM (9tO1t)

I think it was some bogus rehab. Basically a dude ranch in Kentucky, where the "patients" ride tame horses on groomed trails.

Sort of like a Fairy-go-round.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 11:11 PM (O848g)

228 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*National Anthem*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 11:11 PM (Ckg4U)

229 Slap - I feel truly bad about Cleveland this year. I thought they would take all. Maybe next year.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 11:12 PM (T46cv)

230 224 Thanks LadyL - I hope you are well and your Dad is comfortable. Making some big changes around here so a bit hectic.

The grandkid's home life is looking better so, that's a plus. I'll have them this weekend again though.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2017 11:10 PM (tr2D7)


Home renovation is very stressful.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 19, 2017 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

231 Wait, sex rehab in Kentucky? Was weinstein trying to stop sleeping with his family?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 11:12 PM (vuY5x)

232 Slap ..you should have called this game.. would have been epic. You got style ..

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 11:12 PM (xlESs)

233 Shit, I don't get a ribbon today. I did NOT put on pants today. Took the day off.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 11:12 PM (pszv/)

234 See the link at Drudge: Uncle Harvey's "rehab" isn't
going too well. They say, shocker, he doesn't seem to be taking it too
seriously, and insists all the encounters were consensual.



Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH)



I OBJECT!



Posted by: The Ficus at October 19, 2017 11:05 PM (rb1zT)


Try a 'I STRENUOUSLY OBJECT!'

Posted by: Demi Moore, Lawyer at October 19, 2017 11:13 PM (QLvwG)

235
Oh, from the Daily Mail, there is another alleged rape by Uncle Harvey. This is #8, in LA and is being investigated by the LAPD.

So, 2 in NY, 5 by Scotland Yard and this one in LA.

This poor woman is now 38, and is an Italian model. She says Uncle Harvey aggressively got her to let him her hotel room, promising he wouldn't try anything.

He soon grabbed her by the hair and forced oral, then dragged in her the bathroom and raped her. She has children, had them then and says she showed him pictures of them to try to get him to have mercy.

This man is a ...... word fail me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH)

236 That's all she wrote.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 11:14 PM (T46cv)

237 re: drudge, DJT, make Fleetwood great again.



You can see his dad in that picture.

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 11:14 PM (Kz9dH)

238 194

See the link at Drudge: Uncle Harvey's "rehab" isn't going too well. They say, shocker, he doesn't seem to be taking it too seriously, and insists all the encounters were consensual.

They had to kick him out of group therapy. Acting like an asshole.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH)

He's a sociopath. You can't treat a sociopath.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 11:14 PM (NWiLs)

239 This poor woman is now 38, and is an Italian model. She says Uncle Harvey aggressively got her to let him her hotel room, promising he wouldn't try anything.

He soon grabbed her by the hair and forced oral, then dragged in her the bathroom and raped her. She has children, had them then and says she showed him pictures of them to try to get him to have mercy.

This man is a ...... word fail me.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October




not the most credible story.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 11:15 PM (vuY5x)

240 Lest we forget, we're living in a time with President Trump, the Cubs as reigning World Champions, Dow at 23,000, and another Kardashian on the way. And Archer has been renewed for another season.

Best of luck to a great franchise, one that gave us Pee Wee Reese, Jackie Robinson, Duke Snider, Sandy Koufax, Orel Hershiser, Vin Scully....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2017 11:16 PM (oiItG)

241 You know, was thinking the same thing about the Trump pic on Drudge. How cool would it be if he could make caddy cool again?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 11:16 PM (vuY5x)

242 I wonder why Weinstein even bothered. A smarter man would have snuck off to, oh, Sri Lanka. Like Arthur C Clarke.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 11:06 PM (6FqZa)

A smarter man would not have been fertilizing the topiary, as it were.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 11:16 PM (rb1zT)

243 Sheesh; off douche-y sock.

Kid Rock is turning Cooper's song into reality. He and Eminem appeared at a Detroit Pistons game the other day. The fans cheered M-n-M and booed Kid Rock. mmkay

Looks like Kid Rock is gonna need some Assault and Brandishing Weapons convictions (like Eminem) if he is to up his cred in Motor City circles. Instead, he has created a brewery in MI and provided lots of new well paying jobs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2017 11:16 PM (0ogQG)

244 and another Kardashian on the way.


3 more Kardashians. Three. ay-yi-yi

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (SNwMD)

245 Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at October 19, 2017 11:08

Don'y know spiff, but it was a pleasure to meet you and yours in LV. Be well
T

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (yJ1e6)

246 A smarter man would not have been fertilizing the topiary, as it were.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 11:16 PM (rb1zT)


Harvey Weinstein treats objects like women, man.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (y87Qq)

247 So I just looked up the "etymology" ... whatever ... of the Dodgers name.

Because, I wondered, what exactly are you dodging in baseball? Alimony payments? Andro testing?

Turns out, way back in the day, when the team was on the other coast, they were at one point the "Trolley Dodgers". That's pretty amusing.

That's like naming your originally-LA team (does such a thing exist?) the Weinstein Evaders.

Posted by: Evaders win! Evaders win! Evaders wiiiiIIIIIiiIIIn! at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (HGzQX)

248 244 and another Kardashian on the way.


3 more Kardashians. Three. ay-yi-yi
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (SNwMD)

Because the gene pool isn't polluted enough.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (ZTRlp)

249 Isn't he Mr Kate Upton?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 11:06 PM (rb1zT)

Verlander is greatness on the mound! Folowed his career fairly close. Unhittable at times when with the Tigers in his prime. One of the best 'pitchers' over the last dozen years.

Okay, I'm embarrassed to say that I had no idea who Kate Upton was (but I don't really know many of the names or faces that are in stardom, other than in some sports fields)...

But please give me credit for googling her ----O.M.G. I'm going back to the pron thread to create a new flick!

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 11:18 PM (wf3RQ)

250 Land Cruiser

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 11:18 PM (Kz9dH)

251 244 and another Kardashian on the way.


3 more Kardashians. Three. ay-yi-yi
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (SNwMD)

Why anyone cares about them at all is beyond me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

252 Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October




you have an alias for your alias?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 11:18 PM (vuY5x)

253 They had to kick him out of group therapy. Acting like an asshole.



Probably in ficus withdrawal. They might not have indoor potted plants.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:19 PM (SNwMD)

254 This day in history - 1781: General Cornwallis surrenders to General Washington at Yorktown, effectively ending the War of Independence, though fighting would continue in the western frontier, Caribbean & elsewhere until 1783.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 11:20 PM (ANIFC)

255 3 more Kardashians. Three. ay-yi-yi

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (SNwMD)

If all the Kardashians were laid end-to-end, it would not be at all surprising.

(shamelessly stolen from Dorothy Parker)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 11:20 PM (O848g)

256 Hello, my name is Eromero and I am a Nationalist.

Hi, Eromero!

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2017 11:20 PM (zLDYs)

257
This alleged rape occurred in 2013, at a hotel in Beverly Hills. The statute of limitations hasn't run out, which is 10 years for rape in CA. The LAPD announced the investigation today, they say.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:20 PM (8O3HH)

258 243; I' ll bet that was a real diverse crowd. Kid's fan base is nowhere near the nba. The nba is just as annoying as the nfl. actually worse.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 11:20 PM (KP5rU)

259 you have an alias for your alias?



I get bored easily. I do the aka so there is never the repeat of a problem I had once. ahem

IRL I have quite a number of nicknames too. So, consistent.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:21 PM (SNwMD)

260 I think it was some bogus rehab. Basically a dude ranch in Kentucky, where the "patients" ride tame horses on groomed trails.

Sort of like a Fairy-go-round.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------

Perhaps he made the horses nervous.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:21 PM (9tO1t)

261 Pants?

Pfffftshaw.

Posted by: Moron Elect at October 19, 2017 11:21 PM (xGMFK)

262 >> They might not have indoor potted plants.

They probably got them all out of there. The Harvey Protocol.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:21 PM (8O3HH)

263 Land Cruiser

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 11:18 PM (Kz9dH)

Another venerable Studebaker model name stolen by the Japanese.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 11:22 PM (O848g)

264 Regarding that 15,000 ft. jump:

Was that story published in Reader's Digest back in the 60s? I remember reading a similar account back then.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 19, 2017 11:22 PM (o7l6R)

265 and another Kardashian on the way.





3 more Kardashians. Three. ay-yi-yi

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (SNwMD)


Dat's a lot of booty!

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at October 19, 2017 11:22 PM (QLvwG)

266
Kid Rock is turning Cooper's song into reality. He and Eminem appeared at a Detroit Pistons game the other day. The fans cheered M-n-M and booed Kid Rock. mmkay

Well, it was an NBA crowd...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)

267 @farmer it was good to meet you too. Glad we were there when we were and not a week later.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at October 19, 2017 11:23 PM (U49qd)

268 The Harvey Protocol.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:21 PM (8O3HH)


Not the best TOS episode by a long shot.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 11:23 PM (y87Qq)

269 Dat's a lot of booty!

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at October 19, 2017 11:22 PM (QLvwG)
******************

Silicone

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 11:24 PM (Kz9dH)

270 Jim Bakker was a typical sky pilot. Selling God. What a fucking embarrassment to the human race. I give no shits about that phony assed s.o.b.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

I was amazed to see recently that he's back on TV. I didn't know about the homo stuff though.

Plus there's a guy here in DFW who's basically a Peter Popoff knockoff. Wants to send you miracle oil or something. Ijit.

Posted by: Country Boy at October 19, 2017 11:25 PM (bLxZG)

271 Dat's a lot of booty!


Ya know, I never even considered there might be a boy in the mix. Well, actually, I didn't think about it until just now.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:25 PM (SNwMD)

272 Was that story published in Reader's Digest back in the 60s? I remember reading a similar account back then.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 19, 2017 11:22 PM (o7l6R)

No that was the story of an airman who bailed out of a burning bomber, and landed on a pine tree in the Black Forest. He fell 18000 feet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 11:25 PM (O848g)

273 Harvey's name is Mudd!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 11:26 PM (IqV8l)

274 >> Dat's a lot of booty!

The oldest Jenner daughter, the one that's trying to be the model, was showing her ass off the other day. It's not as fat as the others. Not too bad, really.

Yet. She'll probably think she needs implants or something to get that massive look.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:26 PM (8O3HH)

275
Can't take this rehab.
There are no ficus around.
Must nut in pumpkin.

Posted by: Harvey W. at October 19, 2017 11:26 PM (E3EdC)

276 Regarding that 15,000 ft. jump:

Was that story published in Reader's Digest back in the 60s? I remember reading a similar account back then.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!
-----------

Yeah, me too, but I thought Popular Mechanics, or Popular Science.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:26 PM (9tO1t)

277 That's like naming your originally-LA team (does such a thing exist?) the Weinstein Evaders.

Posted by: Evaders win! Evaders win! Evaders wiiiiIIIIIiiIIIn! at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (HGzQX)


The Angels were originally the "Los Angeles Angels", then they changed to "California Angels," then "Anaheim Angels", and finally "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim", the later name having to due with their stadium deal with Anaheim requiring "Anaheim" be in their name but stupidly not that they be known as the "Anaheim Angels"...

Posted by: The Pinch-Hitting Hat at October 19, 2017 11:27 PM (itfg0)

278 202 Our radio station's news director allegedly played golf with Alice Cooper once. I'll take his word for it; it's not like I'm going to try tracking Alice down to ask if he remembers.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread


Just got here so don't know if this was addressed, but it is probably true. Cooper has said in interviews that he substituted golf for alcohol and when he goes to a city for a concert he finds a good golf course in that city and gets in some golf. Radio stations are involved in the concerts and so their employees probably help him with golf courses.

I saw him perform a few years ago, and he still did a good concert. I don't think he needs as much make up to get that haggard look for his face.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2017 11:28 PM (+lVUW)

279 October 19, 1997, Original Alice Cooper band guitarist Glen Buxton died from pneumonia, aged 49"

It just occurred to me - how the hell did he die of pneumonia at 49? Nowadays, that's something people die of at 89.

I wonder if he was HIV positive, and that weakened his immune system.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 19, 2017 11:28 PM (P8951)

280 Here is the story:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Alkemade

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 11:29 PM (O848g)

281 Okay, done reading.

Puddleglum, let me ask you this: if you could go back in time, would *you* have invested in "Heaven's Gate"? :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:29 PM (eMKNe)

282 "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim" is really a stupid name.

I love Mike Trout though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 19, 2017 11:29 PM (P8951)

283 I was amazed to see recently that he's back on TV. I didn't know about the homo stuff though.
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Think he was convicted of fraud. He was creating a Jesus World amusement park to compete with Disney World except he was taking the money for himself.

Not the balls of that preacher from Dallas hmmmm in the 90s convicted of fraud, ->picture of his big yacht, "hey a guy's gotta go fishing".

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 11:30 PM (Kz9dH)

284 Why is everyone so obsessed with europe? Our ancestors blew out of that shit hole on leaky sailboats to get away from them and everyone here always wants to go back there.

They are poor, their shit is old, and they stink.

More than half of them would move her if they could.

It is like some battered spouse that wants to give their old spouse one more opportunity.




No, I do not simply want to go to some colombian sexing thing.


Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 10:59 PM (vuY5x)

No shit. There isn't a think on that continent that stirs me up enough to wanna go see it.

Was looking at a National Geographic while waiting for the doc this morning. The article was trying to play up some town in Sicily (Palermo?) and all I could say about the pic was "the place looks like shit."

Plus I refuse to fly anyways. And there's plenty of places to visit in the US and A.

Posted by: Country Boy at October 19, 2017 11:30 PM (bLxZG)

285 Howdy y'all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 19, 2017 11:31 PM (mMeIQ)

286 It just occurred to me - how the hell did he die of pneumonia at 49? Nowadays, that's something people die of at 89.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 19, 2017 11:28 PM (P8951)


Jim Henson was 53.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 11:31 PM (y87Qq)

287 Plus there's a guy here in DFW who's basically a Peter Popoff knockoff. Wants to send you miracle oil or something. Ijit.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 19, 2017 11:25 PM (bLxZG)

I assume you mean the charlatan adventures of Benny Hinn.

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 11:31 PM (wf3RQ)

288 The nba is just as annoying as the nfl. actually worse.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 11:20 PM (KP5rU)

I went to a Bucks game 3 years ago and felt - awfully pale.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 19, 2017 11:32 PM (P8951)

289 After the first 1000' feet or so, it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:32 PM (9tO1t)

290 Jim Bakker and Harvey Weinstein, two peas in a pod

Posted by: Jessica Hahn at October 19, 2017 11:32 PM (QLvwG)

291 Harvey's chauffer (in Cannes, I think) came forward with stories. It was pretty sickening and sordid. But how he delivered these girls into the Lion's den, I don't get. Most of the chauffers wouldn't work for Harvey...guessing it's one of the reasons.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:32 PM (SNwMD)

292 My favorite Alice Cooper song is Poison, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2017 11:32 PM (+lVUW)

293 105 JESUS . US Flag improperly displayed. Field is always in the upper left corner.
Posted by: Cold57


Not if displayed on your right shoulder or sleeve.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 19, 2017 11:33 PM (di1hb)

294 Speaking, er singing about TV preachers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B27o3gRAT0M

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 11:33 PM (O848g)

295
I can remember the Jim Bakker saga. See Jessica Hahn.

He convicted of fraud for the financial shenanigans with his "minstry's" books. There's a famous photo of him being perp-walked by the feds in cuffs, crying like the little whiny bitch he is.

And his rectum ranging was well documented. One of his hired twinks went into great detail about how Jimbo liked it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:33 PM (8O3HH)

296 Why in the fuck does anybody even know who the Kardassians' are? They are vomit inducing, wannabe, pronstars. Somebody should tell them to leave it to the pros. I'm embarrassed I've ever heard of them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

297 October 19, 1997, Original Alice Cooper band guitarist Glen Buxton died from pneumonia, aged 49"

It just occurred to me - how the hell did he die of pneumonia at 49? Nowadays, that's something people die of at 89.

I wonder if he was HIV positive, and that weakened his immune system.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 19, 2017 11:28 PM (P8951)


A serious case of pneumonia that goes untreated can kill, all acting on its own.

Posted by: The Lungged Hat at October 19, 2017 11:33 PM (itfg0)

298 The Los Angeles Angels were originally an affiliate of the Chicago Cubs and played in Wrigley Field in LA.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 19, 2017 11:33 PM (giT7q)

299 Hired Gun Verlander on the hill for the 'Stros...think they get the win tomorrow. Would love to see them make it to the WS.
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 11:05 PM (wf3RQ)

Isn't he Mr Kate Upton?


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 11:06 PM (rb1zT)

Yes, and as long as he is, he won't win a WS.

Posted by: Country Boy at October 19, 2017 11:33 PM (bLxZG)

300 264 Regarding that 15,000 ft. jump:

Was that story published in Reader's Digest back in the 60s? I remember reading a similar account back then.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz


That came to mind for me, too.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 19, 2017 11:34 PM (di1hb)

301 258 243; I' ll bet that was a real diverse crowd. Kid's fan base is nowhere near the nba. The nba is just as annoying as the nfl. actually worse.
Posted by: chavez the hugo



Yea, the NBA is WAY worse. Trump is living rent free inside Future Hall of Fame coach Gregg Popovich's head. He's said some vile things about him and his voters.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2017 11:34 PM (geOSh)

302 A serious case of pneumonia that goes untreated can kill, all acting on its own.
Posted by: The Lungged Hat
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There was this time when I fell off of a bollard...

Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2017 11:35 PM (9tO1t)

303 how the hell did he die of pneumonia at 49?

It's serious shit. I had it 1996. I was in my early 20s. I did NOT shake it off easily.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 11:36 PM (6FqZa)

304 He convicted of fraud for the financial shenanigans with his "minstry's" books. There's a famous photo of him being perp-walked by the feds in cuffs, crying like the little whiny bitch he is.
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Was his mascara running?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:36 PM (9tO1t)

305 Posted by: The Pinch-Hitting Hat at October 19, 2017 11:27

Hey Hat! Thanks for all you did in Vegas, much appreciated. I should be off to bed, nite all.

T

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 19, 2017 11:36 PM (yJ1e6)

306 270:Peter Popoff


He always reminds me of the carpetbagger from "The Outlaw Josey Wales".

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2017 11:37 PM (geOSh)

307
Jim Henson was 53.

He got AIDS from a muppet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 11:37 PM (IqV8l)

308 Sorry grammie about the cubs

Hopefully the Astros can pick it up at home. DO NOT WANT A dodger Yankee series. Already stopped watching football...don't want to stop watching baseball too

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 19, 2017 11:37 PM (mMeIQ)

309 Jimmy and Tammy Faye?

Interesting story: I remember Michael Stipe, of all people, talking warmly about his friendship with Tammy Faye. Supposedly he and the rest of REM knew her, back when they were still an unsigned band in Athens, Georgia.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:37 PM (eMKNe)

310 I would like to skydive...I think. Every year it seems a little less attractive to me.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:38 PM (SNwMD)

311 I wouldn't blame Tammy Faye if she dragged Stipe off to bed for some snoo snoo. It would serve Jim right.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 11:39 PM (6FqZa)

312 Levin asks, "what did Mueller and Comey know and when did they know it"? Apparently they worked very close back in the Clinton and Obama daze.

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 11:39 PM (Kz9dH)

313 He got AIDS from a muppet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 11:37 PM (IqV8l)

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Kami ?

Posted by: RioBravo at October 19, 2017 11:40 PM (giT7q)

314 235---He soon grabbed her by the hair and forced oral, then dragged in her the bathroom and raped her. She has children, had them then and says she showed him pictures of them to try to get him to have mercy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH)
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Not believable.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2017 11:40 PM (0jtPF)

315 And the avalanche lose....what a surprise

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 19, 2017 11:40 PM (mMeIQ)

316 Test

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at October 19, 2017 11:40 PM (RrJ1/)

317 I assume you mean the charlatan adventures of Benny Hinn.

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 11:31 PM (wf3RQ)

No. Some white guy. Young. Fairly hot wife. Never heard of him 'til I saw his show. Just outside of Dallas.

Posted by: Country Boy at October 19, 2017 11:41 PM (bLxZG)

318
Tammy Faye ist kaput; she's dead Jim. Cancer, 2007. She had remarried, some guy name Messner.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:41 PM (8O3HH)

319 281 Okay, done reading.

Puddleglum, let me ask you this: if you could go back in time, would *you* have invested in "Heaven's Gate"? :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve



Well with Hollywood's fanciful accounting practices, I would have manipulated things to make sure my 'losses' would be profitable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2017 11:41 PM (geOSh)

320 Great piece here by Ken Levine, about writing for Harry Morgan as Col. Sherman Potter on M*A*S*H way back when, and the 'expressions' they would have Potter use.

"Road apples!"
"Mule muffins!!"
"Pony pucks!!"

http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2017/10/potterisms.html

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:42 PM (eMKNe)

321 Puddleglum, hmmm ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:42 PM (eMKNe)

322 I feel sorry for the Kardassians' ghyno, must be like working the gates of hell.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

323
Spam
News Headline
String of Spam burglaries prompt retailers to put canned meat under lock and key - New York Dailey News

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 11:43 PM (m9X4Y)

324 Trump is living rent free inside Future Hall of Fame coach Gregg Popovich's head. He's said some vile things about him and his voters.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2017 11:34 PM (geOSh)

Popovich is the Stalin of the NBA. Aspirations are deeper...

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 11:43 PM (wf3RQ)

325 I feel sorry for the Kardassians' ghyno, must be like working the gates of hell.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


I hear they have teeth down there.
Probably worse than being Harvey Weinstein's gardener.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:44 PM (eMKNe)

326 Levin asks, "what did Mueller and Comey know and when did they know it"? Apparently they worked very close back in the Clinton and Obama daze.
Posted by: gNewt
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Might as well throw Holder into the mix, even though he is now removed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:44 PM (9tO1t)

327 Alice lives north and a bit west of Glen Campbells old place in Arcadia. Alice on Camelback Mountain, Glen in Arcadia proper. Could hear Glen and Tanya fighting when she was there and both drunk. Tanya was a mean plate thrower. Always a hoot. Alice and Leslie Neilson used to do hilarious PSA'S for AZ Motor Vehicle Dept. Good times.

Posted by: DB Coooper at October 19, 2017 11:44 PM (vakyQ)

328 >> Not believable.

Well, they're investigating. The story said LAPD detectives interviewed her for 2 hours. We'll see if they think it's credible and what they do.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:44 PM (8O3HH)

329 ...she showed him pictures of them to try to get him to have mercy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH)
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Not believable.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2017 11:40 PM (0jtPF)
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This case is at a tipping point, the more lawsuit junkies that come out against Harvey the easier to say they're all lying.

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 11:44 PM (Kz9dH)

330 **TOP FIVE WORST JOBS IN HOLLYWOOD**

5. Lena Dunham's beautician

4. Mel Gibson's etiquette coach

3. Harvey Weinstein's gardener

2. Kardashian family gyno

1. Woody Allen's babysitter

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:45 PM (eMKNe)

331 STD drops the F-bomb?

Well double dumb-a$$ on them then.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2017 11:45 PM (8ZI4Y)

332 325; Steve, in all fairness, it would take two mouths to keep an ass like that going.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

333 Get up everyone! Let's dance!! Come on guys! Get moving!!

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly, Post-Lobotomy at October 19, 2017 11:46 PM (qYCgM)

334 chavez, brrrrrr :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:46 PM (eMKNe)

335 311 I wouldn't blame Tammy Faye if she dragged Stipe off to bed for some snoo snoo. It would serve Jim right.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo



I think Stipe is gay.

Wait, that would explain why.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2017 11:46 PM (geOSh)

336 That's a lot of fajitas.

Posted by: Phildirt at October 19, 2017 11:46 PM (G9JMy)

337 169 This game sucks. The Cubs suck. I thought they might possibly not suck but I was wrong. They are the Kings of Suck. They suck

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 10:58 PM (T46cv)

Baseball has a way of ripping your heart out, stabbing it, and putting it back in your chest in time to heal for Spring Training - Noah Syndergaard, NY Mets pitcher

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 11:48 PM (eh0Va)

338 WDS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 11:48 PM (vuY5x)

339 It just occurred to me - how the hell did he die of pneumonia at 49? Nowadays, that's something people die of at 89.

I wonder if he was HIV positive, and that weakened his immune system.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 19, 2017 11:28 PM (P8951)

A serious case of pneumonia that goes untreated can kill, all acting on its own.
Posted by: The Lungged Hat


It's life threatening if you try to continue to work. I've known people who were told by their doctors to knock it off, because they tried to do their jobs even though they had pneumonia.
As a band member, maybe that's what he did.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2017 11:48 PM (+lVUW)

340 277
That's like naming your originally-LA team (does such a thing exist?) the Weinstein Evaders.



Posted by: Evaders win! Evaders win! Evaders wiiiiIIIIIiiIIIn! at October 19, 2017 11:17 PM (HGzQX)

The Los Angeles Angels were Pacific Coast League stalwarts for decades before Gene Autry bought them from the Wrigleys (the Cubs' owners) and moved up to the American League. The Chargers were the LA team in the old AFL. The Los Angeles Kings may have originally played in Inglewood, but have always been "LA".

Posted by: Spiny Norman at October 19, 2017 11:48 PM (U3sWw)

341 Get up everyone! Let's dance!! Come on guys! Get moving!!
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly, Post-Lobotomy
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Just give her the damn cigarettes.

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at October 19, 2017 11:49 PM (9tO1t)

342 Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 11:44 PM (Kz9dH)



Women are coming forward with stories. I haven't heard of people filing lawsuits. But I hope they do. I hope they bankrupt him. Maybe it'll be a cautionary tale to some other predators.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 11:49 PM (SNwMD)

343 What do you suppose Megyn Kelly's like when she's drunk?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:50 PM (eMKNe)

344 Nice pic of Sophia Loren. It should be titled "Chick with great rack staring at chick with great rack."

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2017 11:50 PM (aMlLZ)

345 Now I'm hungry for some steak fajitas.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 11:51 PM (NWiLs)

346 Is qdpsteve volunteering to find out?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2017 11:51 PM (8ZI4Y)

347 What do you suppose Megyn Kelly's like when she's drunk?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:50 PM (eMKNe)


Morose and weepy.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 11:51 PM (y87Qq)

348 Zoliner Pistons --> Ft. Wayne Pistons --> Detroit Pistons

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:51 PM (9tO1t)

349 >>>Jim Henson was 53.



He got AIDS from a muppet.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 11:37 PM (IqV8l)<<<

I didn't know you could get it from a handjob.

Posted by: zombie Jim Henson at October 19, 2017 11:51 PM (E3EdC)

350 Anna, I dunno.

Does Megyn ever go to Bruce's in Santa Fe Springs? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:51 PM (eMKNe)

351 Morose and weepy.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Runny mascara, fake eyelashes hanging by a thread. Sad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:52 PM (9tO1t)

352 Nice pic of Sophia Loren. It should be titled "Chick with great rack staring at chick with great rack."

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2017 11:50 PM (aMlLZ)


Nothing to lose your head over.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2017 11:52 PM (QLvwG)

353 Uranium One's gonna be the very next craze

They call it mellow yellow cake, quite rightly.

Posted by: Donovan Leach at October 19, 2017 11:52 PM (fSf/G)

354 The fans cheered M-n-M and booed Kid Rock. mmkay

Looks like Kid
Rock is gonna need some Assault and Brandishing Weapons convictions
(like Eminem) if he is to up his cred in Motor City circles. Instead, he
has created a brewery in MI and provided lots of new well paying jobs.
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The new arena is in Detroit proper.

Eminem= good liberal who supports the brothers in the NBA

Kid Rock= not a good liberal

BTW... Kid Rock opened the venue with three sold out shows.

This was just racial politics.

Posted by: vyx at October 19, 2017 11:53 PM (aT+Bx)

355 Talk about some hot meals. Grand Theft Fajita.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2017 11:53 PM (8ZI4Y)

356 Here's the *one* bar I've ever had drinks at, and I have to admit it was kind of fun.

Didn't get drunk, and the place is kind of a dive. Has a big-time 1970s vibe (which is when it first opened, I think).

It's one-third prime rib restaurant, one-third bar, and one-third bottle shop.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/bruces-restaurant-santa-fe-springs

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

357
Runny mascara, fake eyelashes hanging by a thread. Sad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Tammy Faye or Alice Cooper?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 11:54 PM (IqV8l)

358 348 Zoliner Pistons --> Ft. Wayne Pistons --> Detroit Pistons
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:51 PM (9tO1t)

Minneapolis Lakers ---> LA Lakers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2017 11:54 PM (ZTRlp)

359 News of the weird: I was in the service with Sophia Loren's BIL.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:54 PM (9tO1t)

360 Bertram: Megyn, when she's drunk.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:55 PM (eMKNe)

361 One drink and I'm giving out handjobs like candy on Halloween. Two drinks and I black out and end up in the ER with something jammed up my ass.

NOW will you watch my show!!??????!!

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at October 19, 2017 11:55 PM (qYCgM)

362 If we ever have a SoCal MoMee, I would nominate Bruce's as the place for it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

363 Minneapolis Lakers ---> LA Lakers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I could make a comment about the Flames, but then I would have to fling the gloves down on the ice.

I still haven't adjusted to the Indianapolis Colts. I mean, really...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:56 PM (9tO1t)

364 Here's another fun fact about Jim Bakker: he shared a federal prison cell with Lyndon LaRouche. Bakker later said that describing LaRouche as paranoid was like "saying the Titanic had a little leak."

Posted by: Secret Square at October 19, 2017 11:56 PM (9WuX0)

365 >> NOW will you watch my show!!??????!!

Launch a bottle rocket out of your ass with a Roman candle in the other hole, and I'll think about watching.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:57 PM (8O3HH)

366 LaRouche was more right than wrong.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 11:57 PM (6FqZa)

367 Minneapolis Lakers ---> LA Lakers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2017 11:54 PM (ZTRlp

Dallas Chaparrals ---> San Antonio Spurs

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 11:57 PM (wf3RQ)

368 I don't understand the Kardashian's popularity.
I could see it on a short term basis --- like Paris Hilton's 15 minutes.

I wonder if maybe they have a big following in the black community.
Kim began her quest for fame by trying to latch on to young white actors but then switched to black athletes.
Then one by one they all have gone after black guys, be they athletes or rappers.

What's up with that? Is it just taste? It would be odd for all of them to have the same "type."
Or is it part of a calculated image?

Eh. I don't get it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2017 11:57 PM (0jtPF)

369 Eh. I don't get it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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That's a good thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:59 PM (9tO1t)

370 363 Minneapolis Lakers ---> LA Lakers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I could make a comment about the Flames, but then I would have to fling the gloves down on the ice.

I still haven't adjusted to the Indianapolis Colts. I mean, really...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2017 11:56 PM (9tO1t)

I once saw the Atlanta Flames play the MN Northstars at the old Met in Bloomington MN

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2017 11:59 PM (ZTRlp)

371 >>>Jim Henson was 53.



He got AIDS from a muppet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 11:37 PM (IqV8l)

I didn't know you could get it from a handjob.

Posted by: zombie Jim Henson at October 19, 2017 11:51 PM (E3EdC)


It was during an eclipse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9_e4ySRYA

Posted by: The Lunar Hat at October 20, 2017 12:00 AM (itfg0)

372 Kardashian's. I wonder what they do to get themselves placed in the sidebar of the Daily Mail so often.

Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 12:02 AM (Kz9dH)

373
Baseball has a way of ripping your heart out, stabbing it, and putting it back in your chest in time to heal for Spring Training - Noah Syndergaard, NY Mets pitcher
Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 11:48 PM (eh0Va)

Yep. It's one thing to love a team that will always at some point be contenders, like the Yankees. It's another to be fans of teams which struggle.

You curse and say, "to hell with them" and yet there you are on opening day, hoping.... because hope springs eternal with baseball fans. And that's because we're nuts.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 20, 2017 12:03 AM (P8951)

374 328
Well, they're investigating. The story said LAPD detectives interviewed her for 2 hours. We'll see if they think it's credible and what they do.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 11:44 PM (8O3HH)
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Yeah, that's the way it should be handled.

Anyway, the press doesn't always get these stories right.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2017 12:03 AM (0jtPF)

375 Kardashians are a live action train wreck of a soap opera.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2017 12:04 AM (8ZI4Y)

376 Kardashian's. I wonder what they do to get themselves placed in the sidebar of the Daily Mail so often.

Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 12:02 AM (Kz9dH)

I reckon golf balls and garden hose figure into it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 20, 2017 12:04 AM (O848g)

377 Fuck!!

I miss the MeAgain thread then the porn thread,

If the Dodgers hadn't crushed it tonight I would call this a bad day

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 20, 2017 12:06 AM (K2T58)

378 362 If we ever have a SoCal MoMee, I would nominate Bruce's as the place for it. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 11:56 PM (eMKNe)
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You're supposed to call it Caitlyn's!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2017 12:06 AM (0jtPF)

379 Who dies where they are born ? Half the people in my 2 block radius are not from here (Missouri) , including me.

We got Wisconsin, Illinois, New York, Delaware, Kentucky, Texas, Brazil, Slovakia, Australia, California. All within a 1/2 mile radius of good ole Flyover Midwestern Country. So yeah ..teams move.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:07 AM (xlESs)

380
The Daily Mail had dubbed the Jenner daughter's butt as a "peachy derriere". Just the other day, they were talking about Kristen Stewart's lezzie girlfriend "peachy posterior". She's some Victoria's Secret model.

So, to get in the DM TandA sidebar, a peachy posterior is needed. And a good agent, I guess.

I like "pert posterior" better, which they also use from time to time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 12:08 AM (8O3HH)

381 My husband died of pneumonia at 59. He was in the ICU two weeks. Did not have a compromised immune system but too stubborn to go to the doctor until too late.

Whatever illness is going around now seems to turn into pneumonia. Please don't mess around with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 20, 2017 12:09 AM (Lqy/e)

382 So, to get in the DM TandA sidebar, a peachy posterior is needed. And a good agent, I guess.

I like "pert posterior" better, which they also use from time to time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 12:08 AM (8O3HH)

"Peachy" must be Brit slang for "needs a Wide Load banner".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 20, 2017 12:10 AM (O848g)

383 Margaritaville, LOL.

I think if Caitlyn walked into Bruce's she'd be leaving in tears only a few minutes later. It's not a place for PC weenies, it's an old-fashioned 1970s-era-style bar and prime rib joint.

Granted it was around 2002, but the last time I was there, the barkeeps were allowing patrons to smoke. And I'm pretty sure the anti-smoking ordinances against that were already on the books.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 12:10 AM (eMKNe)

384 After my dad died, we were going thru his stuff. We found his birth certificate and some things from the hospital. He was born in room 311. He died in room 311. And he died the day before his birthday. It was pretty freaky.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 12:11 AM (SNwMD)

385 He was creating a Jesus World amusement park to compete with Disney World except he was taking the money for himself.

He found a strand of Jesus DNA frozen in amber.

He has spared no expense.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2017 12:11 AM (rnAwa)

386 "Peachy" reserved for more positive body parts.

Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 12:12 AM (Kz9dH)

387 What truly astounds me, is the media now going after Kelly. These f*cks have no conscience

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 12:12 AM (5OO3x)

388 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 20, 2017 12:13 AM (mMeIQ)

389 >> "Peachy" must be Brit slang for "needs a Wide
>> Load banner".

This one, Kendall, the oldest Jenner spawn ain't too wide. Not bad at all, if you ask me. You be the judge for your own self:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9euyczr

She may feel the need to make it a wide load like her sisters, though.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 12:13 AM (8O3HH)

390 373----Yep. It's one thing to love a team that will always at some point be contenders, like the Yankees. It's another to be fans of teams which struggle.....

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 20, 2017 12:03 AM (P8951)
--------------------------
Which is why it's so easy to root against the Cardinals!

When the Cubs were struggling in the division this year, we could at least hope that, if the Cubs didn't win it, the Brewers would.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2017 12:13 AM (0jtPF)

391 Baseball...I hate effing baseball.

Worst trade of all time for my team (Texas Rangers):
Ron Darling and Walt Terrell for Lee Mazzilli.

Worst free agent signing in the history of baseball to follow that Tom Hicks trade debacle. Park's era is still going up in the stat column to this day!

Although: Sins are forgiven with Nolan Ryan...Best ever move...

Until Nelson Cruz can't catch a routine fly ball to win a WS!!!!!!!!!!

I hate Bsaeball!..................................

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 20, 2017 12:13 AM (wf3RQ)

392 387 What truly astounds me, is the media now going after Kelly. These f*cks have no conscience
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 12:12 AM (5OO3x)

As many others have said: No one tolerates a traitor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 12:14 AM (rb1zT)

393 This stunning article in Gizmodo is imho a must read:

http://tinyurl.com/ybt42hmq

A new AI construct from Goolag has, in 3+ days, learned from scratch how to beat their reigning world Go champ AI 100 to 0, which itself can beat the world's best Go players.

The coolest (or scariest) part is that there was no human input about the game of Go except the rules of the game. No classic games, no game theory. Three fucking days of learning.

Dorothy, we ain't in Kansas any more.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2017 12:15 AM (0ogQG)

394 392 387 What truly astounds me, is the media now going after Kelly. These f*cks have no conscience
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 12:12 AM (5OO3x)

As many others have said: No one tolerates a traitor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 12:14 AM (rb1zT)

Whoops. Wait, were you talking about the general or Meagain? Probably the General.

Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 12:15 AM (rb1zT)

395 I assume you mean the charlatan adventures of Benny Hinn.
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25!

Can't read that name without hearing "Yakety Sax" in my head

Posted by: Average Guy at October 20, 2017 12:16 AM (LMcFk)

396 Thanks notsothoreau... sorry for your loss

But I appreciate the reminder

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 20, 2017 12:16 AM (mMeIQ)

397 Sorry Cubs fans. Tonight was the Quintana I'd seen before; the one that I was afraid you'd get.

P.S. NFL refs are ass. When listing reasons I don't watch anymore, they're #2. In every way possible.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 20, 2017 12:17 AM (ASGHc)

398 GnuBreed: get back to me when one of these AIs wins the WSOP. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 12:17 AM (eMKNe)

399 Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 20, 2017 12:09 AM (Lqy/e)


I've heard these pneumonia stories too...they surprised me. There is some vaccine now, I think. I know very little about it.

I'm sorry about your husband.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 12:17 AM (SNwMD)

400 The coolest (or scariest) part is that there was no human input about the game of Go except the rules of the game. No classic games, no game theory. Three fucking days of learning.

Dorothy, we ain't in Kansas any more.
Posted by: GnuBreed
---------------

The trick is, don't play by the rules.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 12:18 AM (5OO3x)

401 366 LaRouche was more right than wrong.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 11:57 PM (6FqZa)

---

but was he more right than left?

Posted by: The Paulo at October 20, 2017 12:18 AM (vChNs)

402 >>>This stunning article in Gizmodo is imho a must read:

http://tinyurl.com/ybt42hmq

A
new AI construct from Goolag has, in 3+ days, learned from scratch how
to beat their reigning world Go champ AI 100 to 0, which itself can beat
the world's best Go players.

The coolest (or scariest) part is
that there was no human input about the game of Go except the rules of
the game. No classic games, no game theory. Three fucking days of
learning.

Dorothy, we ain't in Kansas any more.


Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2017 12:15 AM (0ogQG)<<<

**downloads on a ficus**

Posted by: Skynet at October 20, 2017 12:18 AM (E3EdC)

403 Whoops. Wait, were you talking about the general or Meagain? Probably the General.

Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
------------

S'ok. The antecedent was unclear. My fault.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 12:19 AM (5OO3x)

404 370 I once saw the Atlanta Flames play the MN Northstars at the old Met in Bloomington MN

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


So, you went to a fight and a hockey game broke out?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2017 12:20 AM (0ogQG)

405 >>. It's one thing to love a team that will always at some point be contenders, like the Yankees. It's another to be fans of teams which struggle...


They all forget the 80s.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 12:20 AM (jpEsq)

406 The trick is, don't play by the rules.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
------------

If the machine gets uppity, pull the plug.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 12:20 AM (5OO3x)

407 >> "Peachy" reserved for more positive body parts.

How about "rosy"? I like rosy cheeks.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 12:20 AM (8O3HH)

408 What truly astounds me, is the media now going after Kelly. These f*cks have no conscience
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 12:12 AM (5OO3x)

As many others have said: No one tolerates a traitor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 12:14 AM (rb1zT)

Supposedly, the Congess-scrunt and the fallen soldier's mama are upset because Trump said something to the effect that he knew the risks, but volunteered anyway, which any reasonable person would say is a complimentary way of lauding the man's bravery.

Would they rather Trump said, "meh, he was just a stupid ****** and we tricked him into dieing in Africa." ?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 20, 2017 12:20 AM (O848g)

409 It's one thing to love a team that will always at some point be contenders, like the Yankees. It's another to be fans of teams which struggle...

Joe Queenan once wrote that there was no such thing as a "Yankee fan", since fans (by his definition) must suffer for their art.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 20, 2017 12:21 AM (ASGHc)

410 I first saw Alice Cooper in August 1969 at a place called "The Cobra" in Hastings MI. They were touring for their first album, "Pretties for You." My (now) oldest best friend dragged a bunch of us to see them. The scene there is described on this page by the opening act band about halfway down.

http://tinyurl.com/y8bvmznu

There wasn't really a stage just a platform for the drums and no chairs so everyone sat on the floor. My friend and I sat right at the base of Alice's mike stand looking up at him singing. It was an interesting evening. The only other time I saw him was the "Welcome to my Nightmare" tour and for that I was way back in a huge stadium and needed binoculars to see the band.

Posted by: geoffb at October 20, 2017 12:21 AM (zOpu5)

411 My posts are disappearing?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 20, 2017 12:21 AM (mMeIQ)

412 387 What truly astounds me, is the media now going after Kelly. These f*cks have no conscience
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 12:12 AM (5OO3x)


It's sickening. How they can live with themselves is beyond me. My hope is even people on the Left, who are still sane, see how reprehensible this is, and stop trusting the MSM. It is revolting behavior.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 12:21 AM (SNwMD)

413 398 GnuBreed: get back to me when one of these AIs wins the WSOP. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve


There's a mention in the article about an AI named Libratus, that kicked the asses of 4 pro NL Holdem players.

*Soon*

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2017 12:23 AM (0ogQG)

414 I've heard these pneumonia stories too...they surprised me. There is some vaccine now, I think. I know very little about it.

I'm sorry about your husband.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 12:17 AM (SNwMD)

Pneumonia isn't so much a disease as it is a symptom of an infection getting established in the lungs and causing fluid to build up. I had it once, and it hurts. My heart rate was all over the map.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 20, 2017 12:23 AM (O848g)

415 A new AI construct from Goolag has, in 3+ days, learned from scratch how to beat their reigning world Go champ AI 100 to 0, which itself can beat the world's best Go players.

The coolest (or scariest) part is that there was no human input about the game of Go except the rules of the game. No classic games, no game theory. Three fucking days of learning.

---

now they can collect their $200

Posted by: The Paulo at October 20, 2017 12:25 AM (vChNs)

416 Pneumonia is nasty stuff. And people forget how so many of today's 'minor' diseases can still be killers if ignored.

How many soldiers in WW1 died of the flu?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 12:25 AM (eMKNe)

417 Who needs Artificial Insanity, when the Left has an inexhaustible supply of the real thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 20, 2017 12:26 AM (O848g)

418 GnuBreed, I'm sure it's coming to Hawaiian Gardens soon :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 12:26 AM (eMKNe)

419 Hi AOP!

It was so nice to meet you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 20, 2017 12:26 AM (mMeIQ)

420
My father got pneumonia after prostate surgery several years ago. They had sent home (too early, according to the recovery room nurse, who though he should have stayed overnight).

The docs said we got back to the hospital just in time. It was just getting started, and they were able to stop it.

Your immune system can take a hit, from other infections, stress from surgery and all that, and let the infection get started in the lungs.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 12:26 AM (8O3HH)

421 Last night ONT, when things got quiet, real quiet, in th early morning hours :


* claims ONT for Greater Kekistani Peoples Republic *

Shadilay, siblings!


So I googled 'shadilay'.


It was enlightening.

-----------------------
which led to youtube, and someone mentioned 4chan. If I should go there, what should I look for?

Is it dangerous?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 12:26 AM (m9X4Y)

422 The coolest (or scariest) part is that there was no human input about the game of Go except the rules of the game. No classic games, no game theory. Three fucking days of learning.

---

now let's get it playing Global Thermonuclear War

Posted by: The Paulo at October 20, 2017 12:27 AM (vChNs)

423 If the machine gets uppity, pull the plug.

Between the time you start reaching for the plug and the time you actually get it out of the wall, the AI has distributed itself across the world by hijacking CPU time on millions of people's home computers.

Vengeance for trying to kill it will follow milliseconds later.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 12:27 AM (IcT7t)

424 Hi AOP!

It was so nice to meet you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 20, 2017 12:26 AM (mMeIQ)

Likewise! You are a real sweetie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 20, 2017 12:27 AM (O848g)

425 410 The only other time I saw him was the "Welcome to my
Nightmare" tour and for that I was way back in a huge stadium and
needed binoculars to see the band.


Posted by: geoffb


I went to one of those Nightmare tour shows myself. Mobile AL. 1974? I also saw him much later, around 2004, in Gulfport MS. He was too fucking loud that time. Or I was less stoned.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2017 12:27 AM (0ogQG)

426 Sargon of Akkad explores Africa as the American Museum of Natural History.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCNDcpIVi-o

Posted by: The Historical Hat at October 20, 2017 12:27 AM (itfg0)

427 I've heard these pneumonia stories too...they surprised me. There is some vaccine now, I think. I know very little about it.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 12:17 AM (SNwMD)


That's why it's such a sleeper, people figure they can just power through it. Thing is, it isn't a disease itself, more of a symptom like vomiting or fever. It can be caused by a bacterium or a virus or a fungus or something else entirely and if you aren't qualified to determine if yours is from black mold or bacteria (I'm certainly not), ffs see someone who is.

A vaccine that could protect against the most common causes would be a big help, so that's promising. It won't do anything once you've got it though, and whatever is causing a particular case might need an entirely different treatment regimen anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2017 12:28 AM (y87Qq)

428 Is it dangerous?

If it wasn't, what would be the point?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 12:28 AM (IcT7t)

429 Is it dangerous?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
---------

Marginally more so than using Google, but only marginally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 12:28 AM (5OO3x)

430 >> pull the plug.

I can't. It's stuck!

Posted by: Girl in the Brit ER at October 20, 2017 12:28 AM (8O3HH)

431 Blushing

I try

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 20, 2017 12:28 AM (mMeIQ)

432 ...aaaand once again my comment is blown out of the water because I have to re-read and edit it

I'm on a roll tonight.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2017 12:29 AM (y87Qq)

433 373 Baseball has a way of ripping your heart out, stabbing it, and
putting it back in your chest in time to heal for Spring Training - Noah
Syndergaard, NY Mets pitcher

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2017 11:48 PM (eh0Va)
.
Yep. It's one thing to love a team that will always at some point
be contenders, like the Yankees. It's another to be fans of teams which
struggle.



You curse and say, "to hell with them" and yet there you are on
opening day, hoping.... because hope springs eternal with baseball fans.
And that's because we're nuts.

Posted by: DonnaV sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros!
.

I was an Angels fan for 40 years. Redemption, finally, in 2002. Enthusiasm has waned since then. Hey! They have Mike Trout. For now. Until the Yankees sign him to a billion dollar contract...

Posted by: Spiny Norman at October 20, 2017 12:29 AM (U3sWw)

434 Sigh, another lonely Friday night. :-(

Thank God for my all-new turbo-powered Hitachi Magic Wand T1000X!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 20, 2017 12:29 AM (eMKNe)

435
>> pull the plug.



I can't. It's stuck!


What a pain in the ass!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 12:29 AM (IcT7t)

436 Mmmm, Mike Trout...

Posted by: qdp "Homer Simpson" steve at October 20, 2017 12:30 AM (eMKNe)

437 >>Hey! They have Mike Trout. For now. Until the Yankees sign him to a billion dollar contract...


Well, we should have had him from the start.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 12:31 AM (jpEsq)

438 Sigh, another lonely Friday night. :-(

Thank God for my all-new turbo-powered Hitachi Magic Wand T1000X!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 20, 2017 12:29 AM (eMKNe)

Where's that hunk boyfriend of yours, that was totally going to marry you if gay marriage got passed into law?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 20, 2017 12:32 AM (O848g)

439 But does the Googlebot derive any enjoyment when it beats you at Go?

Posted by: Teemu Selanne's record-breaking Finnish-sniper celly at October 20, 2017 12:33 AM (HGzQX)

440 which led to youtube, and someone mentioned 4chan. If I should go there, what should I look for?



Is it dangerous?



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 12:26

Could be, but that's half the fun. (DO NOT follow any links anyone posts there. Just don't.). The /pol/ board is where the "fun" happens these days. The old /b/ board just sucks IQ points out of your brain by the minute.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at October 20, 2017 12:33 AM (U3sWw)

441 I love the Yankees!!!!!

Oh wait, there's a baseball team by that name?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 20, 2017 12:33 AM (eMKNe)

442 Hey! They have Mike Trout. For now. Until the Yankees sign him to a billion dollar contract...


Well, we should have had him from the start.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 12:31 AM (jpEsq)

He'll just be a flash in the pan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 20, 2017 12:34 AM (O848g)

443 Where's that hunk boyfriend of yours, that was totally going to marry you if gay marriage got passed into law?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Funny, I can't find him anywhere! It's as if he joined the witness protection program or something...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 20, 2017 12:34 AM (eMKNe)

444 Supposedly, the Congess-scrunt and the fallen soldier's mama are upset because Trump said something to the effect that he knew the risks, but volunteered anyway, which any reasonable person would say is a complimentary way of lauding the man's bravery.

Would they rather Trump said, "meh, he was just a stupid ****** and we tricked him into dieing in Africa." ?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 20, 2017 12:20 AM (O848g)

I think a lot of it is a loss of cultural reverence for Valor and Bravery. I keep hearing that the Hollywood ladies coming out with accusations against Weinstein are 'brave'. Are they? He is a wounded tiger who they are now piling on. The brave ones are those who tried to speak up when annihilation and career destruction were certain. They truly risked something and paid a price for doing the right thing.

We don't speak plainly and use words in the way they are defined anymore. We render bravery meaningless, and valor laughable while at the same time not recognizing it when it is right in front of us.

The men and women who risked danger to save others' lives in Las Vegas were brave.

Hillary is not 'brave' for being a multimillionaire who ran for president.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 12:34 AM (rb1zT)

445 >> Where's that hunk boyfriend of yours,

It takes a power tool to get through all that flab. Man power alone isn't enough.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 12:35 AM (8O3HH)

446 Well, we should have had him from the start.



Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 12:31 AM

The Yanks passed on him. "Just a highschooler", I guess. The Angels could not believe he was still available when it was their turn.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at October 20, 2017 12:35 AM (U3sWw)

447 I hate the Dodgers. I hope Houston can come back against the Yankees. Then completely eviscerate the Dodgers. Did I mention that I hated the Dodgers? I remember the Rockies beating them four straight in LA, then 1 more in Denver. I think the Rockies would have had a better series against the hated Dodgers than the Diamondbacks, but it's history now. And did I mention I hate the Dodgers?

Posted by: Old Blue at October 20, 2017 12:36 AM (gEvQ8)

448 How many soldiers in WW1 died of the flu?



People still die of the flu every year. Iirc, it skews more toward older folks...the deaths. But it's odd b/c people don't think of it as something that kills.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 12:36 AM (SNwMD)

449 Which is why it's so easy to root against the Cardinals!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2017 12:13 AM (0jtPF)

Yep. I think Cubs and Brewers fans are united on that score - rooting for the Cards to lose

garrett: yeah, the Yankees didn't make the postseason for a while after '81. (How much was due to Steinbrenner firing mangers constantly and micromanaging the team, not trusting young players etc. At least that's what I read. Perhaps a Yankee fan has a different perspective.)

but you can't tell me you feared the Yankees would never see another WS in your lifetime.

so the Bronx bombers had a bad decade and a half. Other teams have 20 or 30 or 40 or 100 bad years. No Yankee fan knows what that is like. the Yankees haven't won a WS since 2009! Oh, the fucking agony! They've been in the postseason 4 times since then but that doesn't count! They haven't been in the WS series in 8 whole years.! An eternity!! My how we Yankee fans suffer!!!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 20, 2017 12:36 AM (P8951)

450 >>He'll just be a flash in the pan.


It's like, after years and years of heaaring people say -
"What would Mickey Mantle have been if his body never gave out?"

The Universe decided to give us the answer.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 12:37 AM (jpEsq)

451 Spiny Norman at October 20, 2017 12:33 AM

That makes sense.
Thank you.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 12:38 AM (m9X4Y)

452 >>the Yankees haven't won a WS since 2009! Oh, the fucking agony! They've been in the postseason 4 times since then but that doesn't count! They haven't been in the WS series in 8 whole years.! An eternity!! My how we Yankee fans suffer!!!



See. You feel our pain acutely.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 12:38 AM (jpEsq)

453 Dang. I've let the hate flow through me. I must have turned to the Dark Side.

Posted by: Old Blue Sith Lord at October 20, 2017 12:38 AM (gEvQ8)

454 A new AI construct from Goolag has, in 3+ days, learned from scratch how to beat their reigning world Go champ AI 100 to 0, which itself can beat the world's best Go players.

The coolest (or scariest) part is that there was no human input about the game of Go except the rules of the game. No classic games, no game theory. Three fucking days of learning.

The Google AI doesn't need to play the game well. It just finds pics on-line of its opponent's children, and sends him a text, "Want to see them again?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 20, 2017 12:39 AM (O848g)

455 Posted by: Spiny Norman at October 20, 2017 12:29 AM (U3sWw)

Might want to check out that Pujols contract before you throw stones.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:39 AM (xlESs)

456 The Pneumonia is bad-shit...Had bilateral double pneumonia about 25 years ago. I was young-ish and in good shape, working long hours and ignored a fever for over a week...Took a shower one morning and couldn't move to get out- legs were gone-they didn't work. Wife took me to the doc. It took a good 3 weeks before I got around well. Wheezed and coughed for 6 months. Doc told me the pneumonia strain I had would make me susceptible to infection with immune system being depleted for up to 10 years! I was fortunate. Really the only time I ever was sick as an adult. Wouldn't want to take it on at my age now...

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 20, 2017 12:39 AM (wf3RQ)

457 >>people still die of the flu every year. Iirc, it skews
>>more toward older folks...the deaths.

Also, the very young.

What was so bad and so deadly about that WWI era flu epidemic was the mortality was much higher for the younger, in between cohort.

That is thought to be from an immune system overreaction. The virii that cause flu can mutate in just the right combo to do that, and that's what they worry about. If that happens again with some strain, another really bad pandemic will result.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)

458 People still die of the flu every year. Iirc, it skews more toward older folks...the deaths. But it's odd b/c people don't think of it as something that kills.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 12:36 AM (SNwMD)


Funny thing* about that, the 1918 pandemic disproportionately killed younger, healthy, prime-of-life patients. It kicked off a kind of immune system feedback loop, so the stronger your natural immune system was, the worse it hit you.

* funny in the "not really funny at all" sense

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2017 12:40 AM (y87Qq)

459 I think the Spanish flu epidemic of 1918 is estimated in the ballpark of 20-40 million deaths (wiki says 50 to 100- 3-5% of the world pop, but my Epidemics teacher in college was a bit more conservative.)

It was a horrendous epidemic. The modern 'pandemics' do not even come close.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 12:40 AM (rb1zT)

460 Might want to check out that Pujols contract before you throw stones.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:39 AM (xlESs)

Why do you think I wrote "Enthusiasm has waned"? Arte Moreno hasn't the slightest idea why the team won the series in 2002.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at October 20, 2017 12:41 AM (U3sWw)

461 444---Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 12:34 AM (rb1zT)
---------------------------
Well said.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2017 12:41 AM (0jtPF)

462 Posted by: Old Blue at October 20, 2017 12:36 AM (gEvQ

I love the Dodgers as much as you hate them. Is that a wash then ?

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:42 AM (xlESs)

463
The coolest (or scariest) part is that there was no human input about the game of Go except the rules of the game. No classic games, no game theory. Three fucking days of learning.

Dorothy, we ain't in Kansas any more.
Posted by: GnuBreed


What could go wrong?

Posted by: Dr. Charles Forbin at October 20, 2017 12:42 AM (IqV8l)

464 Found it. Robert Tilton. Said he got blood poisoning from laying on top of so many prayer requests.
Told his room mate in college his evangelical-con plans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Tilton#Ministry_and_fundraising_scandal

Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 12:42 AM (Kz9dH)

465 See. You feel our pain acutely.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 12:38 AM (jpEsq)

Ha! This is why the fans of every other team in baseball want the Yankees to DIAF.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 20, 2017 12:43 AM (P8951)

466 Funny thing* about that, the 1918 pandemic disproportionately killed younger, healthy, prime-of-life patients. It kicked off a kind of immune system feedback loop, so the stronger your natural immune system was, the worse it hit you.

* funny in the "not really funny at all" sense
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2017 12:40 AM (y87Qq)

I think it is called a cytokine storm.

Also, all the young guys from rural, isolated communities getting together to run off to war did not help anything either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 12:43 AM (rb1zT)

467 It was a horrendous epidemic. The modern 'pandemics' do not even come close.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 12:40 AM (rb1zT)

Seriously, with all the moonbats deciding not to immunize their children these days, how long before a serious pandemic happens? I would think it will start in Africa or Asia, but with international travel being what it is, how long before it's global?

Posted by: Old Blue Sith Lord at October 20, 2017 12:43 AM (gEvQ8)

468 449:garrett: yeah, the Yankees didn't make the postseason for a while after '81. (How much was due to Steinbrenner firing mangers constantly and micromanaging the team, not trusting young players etc. At least that's what I read. Perhaps a Yankee fan has a different perspective.)

but you can't tell me you feared the Yankees would never see another WS in your lifetime.

so the Bronx bombers had a bad decade and a half. Other teams have 20 or 30 or 40 or 100 bad years. No Yankee fan knows what that is like. the Yankees haven't won a WS since 2009! Oh, the fucking agony! They've been in the postseason 4 times since then but that doesn't count! They haven't been in the WS series in 8 whole years.! An eternity!! My how we Yankee fans suffer!!!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros!



^^^^This!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, Pittsburgh Pirates fan at October 20, 2017 12:44 AM (geOSh)

469 I live in Cardinal central. I hate them too Donna. I might hate the fans more than the team though. St. Douche Bag City.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:44 AM (xlESs)

470 I love the Dodgers as much as you hate them. Is that a wash then ?
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:42 AM (xlESs)

You're the first Dodger fan I can recall seeing here. I've been asking for Dodger fans to speak up because I have only seen Dodger haters here.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 20, 2017 12:45 AM (P8951)

471 I love the Dodgers as much as you hate them. Is that a wash then ?

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:42 AM (xlESs)

Ummm...Yah, pretty much. Come over to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

Posted by: Old Blue Sith Lord at October 20, 2017 12:45 AM (gEvQ8)

472 Kardashians are a live action train wreck of a soap opera.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2017 12:04 AM (8ZI4Y)

So is half of America.

Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 12:45 AM (Jcg9Q)

473 464
Found it. Robert Tilton. Said he got blood poisoning from laying on top of so many prayer requests.

Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 12:42 AM (Kz9dH)


Ron White and Robert Tilton:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybnowfdp

Posted by: Spiny Norman at October 20, 2017 12:46 AM (U3sWw)

474 No, not the first, Donna there are others. But this place hate's L.A. so we keep it on the Down Low. Obama Style.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:46 AM (xlESs)

475 I think it is called a cytokine storm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 12:43 AM (rb1zT)


I think you're right.

Also, it was called the "Spanish Flu" because Spain was neutral and published factual reports of the pandemic. Belligerent nations clamped down hard on reporting the magnitude of it because they didn't want their enemies to know how hard it was hitting them. So, to an ordinary observer, it looks like a big scary flu epidemic has popped up in Spain and nowhere else.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2017 12:47 AM (y87Qq)

476 Not rhetorical- why doesn't someone in Mississippi sue in order to remove Thad Cochran? Based on lack of representation.

Posted by: Elliot m. at October 20, 2017 12:47 AM (UTKPt)

477 >>Ha!


Embrace the Power of the Pinstripes.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 12:47 AM (jpEsq)

478 *hates.. ugh

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:48 AM (xlESs)

479 Yea, that flu was an outlier. They have never really figured out...just a guess.

And the yearly flu shot is always a guess at what strains they think will be prominent that year. Sometimes they are really wrong.

There has been some new studies on the flu that they think may explain the WW I flu, and also the varying intensity of flus on people. They believe it has to do with the year you were born and the first flu you get. That appears to set your immune system in a certain way. The research was really interesting, and they are pursuing it further. But it would allow them to create more accurate flu shots, and different for different groups, based on the flus prevalent your 1st years of life.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 12:48 AM (SNwMD)

480 Posted by: Puddleglum, Pittsburgh Pirates fan at October 20, 2017 12:44 AM (geOSh)

Yep. The Brewers were in a rebuilding year this season. If they had just made it to the WC card people would have been delighted (it's the postseason, although in a way it's not the postseason.)

The Bucs had a long drought too after "We Are Family." Shit that's true of most mlb teams.

But the Yankees can always open that huge pocketbook and buy their way to the postseason.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 20, 2017 12:49 AM (P8951)

481 I was cheering for the Brewers for Central Champs all season long, drove the locals batty. Baseball is fun.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:49 AM (xlESs)

482 Come over to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

The cookies contain potassium benzoate.

Posted by: ancient Chinese curse at October 20, 2017 12:50 AM (HGzQX)

483 >>The cookies contain potassium benzoate.


...and Sprinkles.

The Sprinkles are also Cursed.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 12:51 AM (jpEsq)

484 The cookies contain potassium benzoate.
Posted by: ancient Chinese curse at October 20, 2017 12:50 AM (HGzQX)

Or if Mexican cookies ..they contain lead.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:51 AM (xlESs)

485

Damn, just stumbled into this old news

SR-72 development announced in 2013
Mach 6 - unmanned
prototype expected to fly in 2020

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 12:52 AM (m9X4Y)

486 474 No, not the first, Donna there are others. But this place hate's L.A. so we keep it on the Down Low. Obama Style.
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:46 AM (xlESs)

Better the Dodgers than the Yankees!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 20, 2017 12:52 AM (P8951)

487 Also, it was called the "Spanish Flu" because Spain was neutral and published factual reports of the pandemic. Belligerent nations clamped down hard on reporting the magnitude of it because they didn't want their enemies to know how hard it was hitting them. So, to an ordinary observer, it looks like a big scary flu epidemic has popped up in Spain and nowhere else.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2017 12:47 AM (y87Qq)


The perfidious Spanish!

REMEMBER THE MAINE!!1!

Posted by: Zombie President McKinley at October 20, 2017 12:52 AM (itfg0)

488 454 The Google AI doesn't need to play the game well. It
just finds pics on-line of its opponent's children, and sends him a
text, "Want to see them again?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM


Ahh, a variant of the John Roberts 'tax' decision. Good move, AI.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2017 12:52 AM (0ogQG)

489 484
The cookies contain potassium benzoate.

Posted by: ancient Chinese curse at October 20, 2017 12:50 AM (HGzQX)



Or if Mexican cookies ..they contain lead.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:51 AM (xlESs)

When I lived in San Diego about 20 years ago, the street kids in TJ were selling glo-in-the-dark candy that contained radium. Lots of radium. o_O

Posted by: Spiny Norman at October 20, 2017 12:52 AM (U3sWw)

490 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 10:52 PM (wYseH)

-----

CBD, I've sent you an email.

Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2017 12:53 AM (ZapPq)

491
Yeah, cytokine storm or cytokine cascade. As hogmartin said, it's a runaway feedback loop with the immune system. Said loop is normally controlled, but in some cases it runs away, and death is the usual result.

There are several things known to cause it, including allergic reactions to some drugs. They were doing some experimental testing of some new drug one time, and it caused a cytokine storm in the human test subjects, I just read.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 12:53 AM (8O3HH)

492 In other 1918 flu trivia, I think they recently (last ten years or so) found a mass grave in Alaska or the Yukon Territory or something where a whole community got smacked by the flu and the interesting part is that they found preserved virus samples in the frozen bodies, un-mutated or altered in 100 years. I think it was the first opportunity to actually study the real thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2017 12:53 AM (y87Qq)

493 Ya'll convinced me. My annual is next week and I'm getting a flu shot and a pneumonia booster. The pneumonia is supposed to be good for five years, got two to go, but another won't hurt.

The new one is supposed to be good for some staf an strep strains also.

Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 12:54 AM (Kz9dH)

494 No one expects the Spanish influenza!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2017 12:54 AM (IqV8l)

495 Posted by: Spiny Norman at October 20, 2017 12:52 AM (U3sWw)

You lived and San Diego and you left ? Let me guess you are originally from the Midwest and in the Navy at the time.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 20, 2017 12:55 AM (xlESs)

496
They gave me the pneumonia vaccine when I had my hip surgery.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 12:55 AM (8O3HH)

497 What's Go?

I used to watch Robert Tilton at night. Great entertainment, especially when he started speaking in tongues.

Favor...favor....favor....

Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 12:56 AM (Jcg9Q)

498 476 Not rhetorical- why doesn't someone in Mississippi sue in order to remove Thad Cochran? Based on lack of representation.
Posted by: Elliot m. at October 20, 2017 12:47 AM (UTKPt)
------------------------------------
At the very least they could hire that taxidermist from W VA who conned people into thinking Byrd was alive for so long.
That Cochran corpse ain't fooling anyone.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2017 12:56 AM (0jtPF)

499 BLUE SPANISH SKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTiKXDe2Ha0

Posted by: Chris Isaak at October 20, 2017 12:57 AM (jpEsq)

How About Some Toilet Humor Until The ONT!

toilet humor churchill.jpg

From @easygoer132

But keep it clean....

Posted by: CBD at 08:51 PM




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1 First ?

Posted by: Mordineus at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (cYvz+)

2 Yeah... I don't think so...

Posted by: earnest Hemmingway at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (Pb5Ed)

3 Getting my popcorn and a front row seat for this show...

Posted by: browndog at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (H/4dd)

4 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE POOPING ISN'T CLEAN!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (JyFLk)

5 Churchill would love Twitter

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (9TU00)

6 I think the last thread purged any gutter thoughts out Of system.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (pzA2L)

7 Top 10 on the number 2 thread.

Posted by: Uncle Si at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (WdLao)

8 And we know what kind of show it will be . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (JyFLk)

9 But keep it clean....

Posted by: CBD at 08:51 PM

++++

Wait, wait; I know this one.

What did Charlie Brown say to his dildo?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (pvjTE)

10 *But keep it clean."

Said Charlie Browns Dildo to the Horde.

Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2017 08:54 PM (qQcQl)

11 Racist bitch on Tucker is racist.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 08:54 PM (2wRtc)

12 But keep it clean....
---
Later...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:54 PM (qJtVm)

13 My friends, we have much to fear with Donald Trump's privy in the White House.

Ow! My head.

Posted by: John McCain at October 19, 2017 08:54 PM (mcI77)

14

The Bidetist

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (t3kPl)

15 Then there was the time on the French Riviera when Frank Sinatra introduced Ava Gardner, who remarked on the former prime minister's size, to which Churchill replied; "My dear, I've shit bigger things than you!"

Posted by: earnest Hemmingway at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (Pb5Ed)

16 Any spillage from the last thread?

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (cHbmY)

17 Lincoln liked to tell this one.

An American visited England shortly after we won our independence. His host placed a large portrait of George Washington in the privy. After a few days, with no comment from the American, the host finally asked him what he thought about the portrait being there. The American said he approved because, "There's nothing that will make an Englishman shit so quick as the sight of General Washington."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (2NqXo)

18 The last thread WASN'T toilet humor?

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (i+fad)

19 This is all JJ's fault. All of it. He corrupted us.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (fA1SL)

20 Speaking of in the toilet, Cubs trail 3-0

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (O5Q3r)

21 Oh yeah, toilet humor is a big improvement from porn humor.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

22 Internet served this one:

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (9TU00)

23 If I were your husband, I would drink it!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (AYOfh)

24 Is it Memorial Day, or something?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (EZebt)

25 What the hell? We were just getting started!

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 08:57 PM (tIhIY)

26 The last thread WASN'T toilet humor?
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (i+fad)

This is the AoSHQ, remember?

Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2017 08:57 PM (qQcQl)

27 Churchill would love Twitter

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (9TU00)

Oscar Wilde too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 08:57 PM (wYseH)

28 When threads get over 1000, pixy requires a blood sacrifice.

Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (etctz)

29 I'm all pooped out from the last thread.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (SNwMD)

30 Laughter is the best medicine.

Unless you have diarrhea...

Posted by: John McCain at October 19, 2017 08:59 PM (mcI77)

31 Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (9TU00)

Argentines are really Italians, who speak Spanish, act like they were French, and wish they were British.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2017 08:59 PM (EZebt)

32 Ever wonder why poop is called stool.

Posted by: Andy Rooney at October 19, 2017 09:00 PM (pzA2L)

33 While staying in the White House in 1942, FDR rolled into Churchill's room, looked at a lump on the bedpan and asked what it was, to which Churchill replied "Old man, if you didn't address it as Eleanor, it must surely be the shit I just took!"

Posted by: earnest Hemmingway at October 19, 2017 09:00 PM (Pb5Ed)

34 Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your genes.

Posted by: John McCain at October 19, 2017 09:00 PM (mcI77)

35
I am reasonably confident that no animals were abused, but I bailed out midstream.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:01 PM (m9X4Y)

36 Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.

Moar churchill

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 09:01 PM (9TU00)

37
You know, I must be being punished. I had to go out, and missed the fun in the last thread.

Well, at least I didn't get smote.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:01 PM (8O3HH)

38 CBD- will send a food report since a gracious "ETTE' has sent cherry wood smoked bacon to go with the corn fed, hormone free, no filler fatted calf burgers.
Wish you were here.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 09:01 PM (yhdMF)

39 I'm feeling flush.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (SNwMD)

40 It's Deja Vu all over again. This will not end well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (KP5rU)

41 I used to give a shit, but not any more.


So, so constipated.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (S6Pax)

42 Kill me now.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (T46cv)

43 What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

44 If your American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (S+3Ip)

45 Grand Slam, Dodgers 7-0. Kiki Hernandez

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (O5Q3r)

46 Did Ace have a complaint?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (tbOMB)

47
Dorothy Parker would probably be the Queen of Twitter.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (8O3HH)

48 >>> Argentines are really Italians, who speak Spanish, act like they were French, and wish they were British.

Isn't there something in there about Germans? Its Argentina, after all.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (cHbmY)

49 Dorothy Parker would probably be the Queen of Twitter.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear


Nope, she'd probably get banned.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (S6Pax)

50 Sort of like LBJ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (IqV8l)

51 I remember reading a film review that began with 'A Night's Tale is based on Chaucer the way shit is based on steak,' and then things went downhill from there.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (fA1SL)

52 Oh dear, it is looking grim for the Cubbies.

And STFU Ron Darling.....lol...


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified for Cubs-Indians 2.0 at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (8iiMU)

53 See ya's in April.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (T46cv)

54 Hear about the constipated math student?


He worked it out with a pencil.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 09:04 PM (2wRtc)

55 Oh geez....7 -0 dodgers

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 09:04 PM (Enq6K)

56 Brain Haemorrhage Poop: (Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead" poop) The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.

Posted by: John McCain at October 19, 2017 09:04 PM (mcI77)

57 I think I need a priv-acy seal on my bathroom door.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 09:04 PM (SNwMD)

58
Did Ace have a complaint?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Portnoy did

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 09:04 PM (IqV8l)

59 >>> Did Ace have a complaint?

Same as Portnoy.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 09:04 PM (cHbmY)

60 Can't be any worse than the brewers blowing the last two games to the cards in '82. 35years and counting

Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 09:04 PM (pzA2L)

61
I'm ashamed of myself -- I can't complain about the babes reading the trash tabloids, cause I've been reading about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle over at the Limey rags.

There's speculation that the Queen will make her the Duchess of Sussex when they tie the knot.

Drop the sus, I want to meet the Duchess of Sex.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

62
23 If I were your husband, I would drink it!
Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (AYOfh)







But in the morning, I will be sober.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 09:05 PM (eXA4G)

63 Isn't there something in there about Germans? Its Argentina, after all.
Posted by: fluffy

Nein! I mean "no".

Posted by: a blond Argentinean at October 19, 2017 09:05 PM (I11+c)

64 45 Grand Slam, Dodgers 7-0. Kiki Hernandez
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (O5Q3r)


Yuck.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

65 Harrumph.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (cHbmY)

66 Isn't there something in there about Germans? Its Argentina, after all.
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (cHbmY)

IIRC their military is Prussian-modeled.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (EZebt)

67 Oh my gosh. Can they just invoke the slaughter rule?

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (T46cv)

68
Privy Seal is better than Groom of the Stool, I think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (8O3HH)

69 DODGERS !! Come on Yanks .. oh sorry..forgot where I was at.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (xlESs)

70 Wish you were here.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 09:01 PM (yhdMF)

As do I.

If there is another (and I assume there will be) I will make it a priority.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (wYseH)

71 >>> Argentines are really Italians, who speak Spanish, act like they were French, and wish they were British.

Isn't there something in there about Germans? Its Argentina, after all.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (cHbmY)
****************

shhhhhh

Posted by: Sieggy at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (Kz9dH)

72 What do you call a incontinent vegan ?


A salad shooter.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 09:07 PM (2wRtc)

73 LA is having its way with the Cubs like, like...like the Cubs are a slutty prom date!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:07 PM (8iiMU)

74 Do you want to hear a poop joke?

Never mind it's too corny.

Posted by: John McCain at October 19, 2017 09:07 PM (mcI77)

75 67
Oh my gosh. Can they just invoke the slaughter rule?

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (T46cv)

Lotta game left, grammie...ya never know.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 09:08 PM (Enq6K)

76 Wow. They got a guy out. Amazing.



Idiots.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 09:08 PM (T46cv)

77 74
Do you want to hear a poop joke?



Never mind it's too corny.

Posted by: John McCain at October 19, 2017 09:07 PM (mcI77)

That's just nutty.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:08 PM (8iiMU)

78 62. We're just negotiating the price.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

79 Does one need to 'log' on to be in the swirling vortex of doom?

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 09:08 PM (wf3RQ)

80 Get me out of here!

Posted by: Loo-tenant Churchill at October 19, 2017 09:09 PM (RXyIO)

81 I feel like Chinese food for dinner. Maybe a pupu platter.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 09:09 PM (SNwMD)

82 52 Oh dear, it is looking grim for the Cubbies.

And STFU Ron Darling.....lol...


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified for Cubs-Indians 2.0 at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (8iiMU)


Hush! Would you rather have Softball Girl?

At least Darling played this game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 09:09 PM (YqDXo)

83 Keep.
It.
Clean.
?

Not sure if anyone here understands those words, in that order.
At least after that last thread.

well, maybe FS and grammie, maybe a few other 'ettes ...

g'night, Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 09:09 PM (z3Hmr)

84
Toilet Humor.

You guys know why turds are tapered?











So your butthole dont slam shut when your done.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 09:09 PM (vIjh1)

85 What is the technical term for frog excrement?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 09:09 PM (tbOMB)

86 The joke is in your hand.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 09:09 PM (nUkMr)

87

Bristol. Stool. Chart.

I dare ya...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 09:09 PM (t3kPl)

88
66 Isn't there something in there about Germans? Its Argentina, after all.
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (cHbmY)

IIRC their military is Prussian-modeled.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (EZebt)






Just to be dickish, I'll point out that virtually EVERY modern military is Prussian-based. Mainly in the idea of a professional General Staff, specifically trained on staff-type duties.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 09:10 PM (eXA4G)

89 85 What is the technical term for frog excrement?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 09:09 PM (tbOMB)



Frederica Wilson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 09:10 PM (mbhDw)

90 Researchers have determined that Stonehenge wasn't good for vegans.

I'm not sure what that means. Either a lot of meat was eaten or a lot of vegans. And I assume the researchers reached this conclusion by examining bones found at the site.

Perhaps I should have read more than just the headline.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:10 PM (m9X4Y)

91 I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 09:10 PM (9TU00)

92 The joke is in your hand.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

But nobody will hold it anymore.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 09:10 PM (I11+c)

93 Where's the head?

Posted by: John McCain-Naval Hero at October 19, 2017 09:11 PM (mcI77)

94 The game is still early.

There's still quite a long ways to get to 21-0!

(Cynical, defeatist, macabre humor of a former long-suffering Cub fan, who wants to postpone the "Wait 'til next year" mantra for another day.)


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:11 PM (8iiMU)

95 I was going for toad stool, but that is also acceptable.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 09:11 PM (tbOMB)

96 Could you imagine Samuel Clemons, Winston Churchill, and Benjamin Franklin.....

as Posters at AOS?

/brain... explodes....

Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 09:11 PM (NgKpN)

97 >> But nobody will hold it anymore.

I'll always be here for ya, Harv.

Unless they take all your money away. Then fuck you.

Posted by: Lana Del Rey at October 19, 2017 09:11 PM (8O3HH)

98 88. That said, the Chileans do keep that Prussian thing going.

https://youtu.be/U3Kdic-Z2-4

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:11 PM (fA1SL)

99 Alimentary, my dear Watson.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

100 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:11 PM (8iiMU)

HA!

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 09:12 PM (xlESs)

101 No offense to Churchill fans, but he looks like someone who continually struggled with constipation, not that that would reflects badly on him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (/qEW2)

102 I've been seeing ads for the new Winnie-the-Pooh movie. The little boy is just delightful. So sweet with a smile that lights up the world.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (SNwMD)

103
77 74
Do you want to hear a poop joke?



Never mind it's too corny.

Posted by: John McCain at October 19, 2017 09:07 PM (mcI77)

That's just nutty.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:08 PM (8iiMU)







*rolls eyes*

Y'all are taking this pun thing to extremes. I'm done with it.

So how many runs do the Dodgers have right now?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (eXA4G)

104 >>I like pigs. Dogs look up to us.

Redneck translation challenge:

MR pigs
MR not pigs
OSAR
LIB, MR pigs

Posted by: Lana Del Rey at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

105 HA!
Posted by: IndianaJuan


Ah ha!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (S6Pax)

106 At least Darling played this game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 09:09 PM (YqDXo)

Yeah, these guys are tolerable. I just took exception to Darlings 'LA slamming the door shut' type comment when it was 3-0....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:14 PM (8iiMU)

107 >>> Could you imagine Samuel Clemons, Winston Churchill, and Benjamin Franklin.....
as Posters at AOS?

Pffft!

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at October 19, 2017 09:14 PM (cHbmY)

108 88. Here's a better Chilean Prussian march:

https://youtu.be/ApjgnL_dU4Y

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:15 PM (fA1SL)

109 Y'all are taking this pun thing to extremes. I'm done with it.

So how many runs do the Dodgers have right now?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (eXA4G)

Party pooper.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

110
104 >>I like pigs. Dogs look up to us.

Redneck translation challenge:

MR pigs
MR not pigs
OSAR
LIB, MR pigs

Posted by: Lana Del Rey at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH)





Heh. We always told that one a bit differently.

MR ducks
MR not
OSMR
CM wangs
LIB
MR ducks

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 09:15 PM (eXA4G)

111 OICMRDUCKS

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 19, 2017 09:15 PM (AYOfh)

112 Gosh, I can't think of anything on the topic of poo. Incidentally, the question has been raised: am I on track to demolish an entire 3.5oz bag of crystallized ginger today? Maybe. Who can say for sure? Should this - purely hypothetical - possibility define me as a person? Is that fair? Is that who we are? Haven't we all, at one time or maybe many many times, or actually kind of often, monstered a whole bag of candied ginger like a shameless animal? And wouldn't we want to be shown tolerance and forbearance at such a time, and not judgement?

Did not Famous Person I Agree With say, "insert misattribution here- oh shit, is that a bunch of candied ginger?! Grawm nom nom *sounds of chewing and contented moans*"? And was it not posted over an inspirational background of a waterfall or rainbow or some shit like that?

And hey, let's just say that someone is currently feeing the first twinges of consequence for having gone through a bag of candied ginger like it's mytheir job. If that were the case, would that be grounds for denying such a person - an imaginary person, in this little gedankenexperiment - about 2/3 of a block of cheese? Is this not the land of the free?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 09:15 PM (y87Qq)

113 MR Ducks
MR not
OSAR CM Wangs
LIB MR Ducks

Posted by: Wtp at October 19, 2017 09:15 PM (WQfDg)

114 107 >>> Could you imagine Samuel Clemons, Winston Churchill, and Benjamin Franklin.....
as Posters at AOS?

Pffft!
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at October 19, 2017 09:14 PM (cHbmY)

Can't see Jefferson sans Pants, drinking Value Right...

The others??? oh yeah...

Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 09:16 PM (NgKpN)

115 Hi!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:16 PM (6FqZa)

116 Pffft!
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at October 19, 2017 09:14 PM (cHbmY)



You and your butt boy Hamilton can bite moi.

Posted by: Aaron Burr at October 19, 2017 09:17 PM (AYOfh)

117 >>> I just took exception to Darlings 'LA slamming the door shut' type comment when it was 3-0....

Arrogant bastard. Guy thinks his shit isn't tapered.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 09:17 PM (cHbmY)

118 Can't see Jefferson sans Pants, drinking Value Right...



The others??? oh yeah...

Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 09:16 PM (NgKpN)

Jefferson is probably more of an assless chaps (yes, redundant, I know) type of guy.
And, nice catch by that trolley dodger, dammit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:17 PM (8iiMU)

119
I think, someone earlier, a few days passed, tried to imagine Thomas Paine on twitter.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:18 PM (m9X4Y)

120 Drop the sus, I want to meet the Duchess of Sex.

*lights the Miley signal*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:18 PM (6FqZa)

121
No question what Ben Franklin would be doing on the Internet.

He dug MILFs. Don't tell, don't swell, and they're grateful as hell.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:19 PM (8O3HH)

122 >>> am I on track to demolish an entire 3.5oz bag of crystallized ginger today?

Is that a lot? 8 oz would clear your sinuses pretty well.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 09:19 PM (cHbmY)

123 109 Y'all are taking this pun thing to extremes. I'm done with it.

So how many runs do the Dodgers have right now?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (eXA4G)

Party pooper.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

Runs.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 09:20 PM (6U3DW)

124 Uh oh, Cubs down 7-0.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 19, 2017 09:20 PM (lJW6d)

125 If that were the case, would that be grounds for
denying such a person - an imaginary person, in this little
gedankenexperiment - about 2/3 of a block of cheese?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 09:15 PM (y87Qq)

Cheese is one of the building blocks of life.

Seriously. Ask Watson and Crick. They identified it, along with the DNA molecule.

So the idea of denying...someone....cheese is just silly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 09:21 PM (wYseH)

126 Turner gets a base hit. Because of course he does.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 09:21 PM (T46cv)

127 119


I think, someone earlier, a few days passed, tried to imagine Thomas Paine on twitter.





Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:18 PM (m9X4Y)

That whole concept is fascinating (what the FF would say in the AoSHQ or on Twatter), but it would be so difficult! Yet, I think the Horde could make a fair pass at it....
And once again, the Cubbies are letting LA get to first base with no resistance.....



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:22 PM (8iiMU)

128 Need a pooper scooper to remove some of these posts.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 09:22 PM (SNwMD)

129 Here's the ugliest man on the face of the earth.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 09:22 PM (T46cv)

130 Why is a 6-0 Penn State #2 over a 7-0 Georgia at #3?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 09:22 PM (AYOfh)

131 Lasorda is 90. Wow.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:23 PM (8iiMU)

132 129. Grammie! We don't talk like that when he's around. Insomniac is very sensitive.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:23 PM (fA1SL)

133 The fact, that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
-- Winston Churchill, 1899, "The River Wars"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 19, 2017 09:24 PM (e8kgV)

134 Well, if things are slowing down, might as well use the loo.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 09:24 PM (SNwMD)

135 Seriously. I'm going to run with scissors.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 09:24 PM (T46cv)

136 >> Lasorda is 90. Wow.

He ain't dead yet.

Posted by: Tommy Lasorda's ficus at October 19, 2017 09:24 PM (8O3HH)

137 Lackey. What an appropriate name for this pitcher.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 09:25 PM (xlESs)

138 The authors of Proverbs would love twitter, but I doubt their feed would be all that popular.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

139 I always skip to my loo.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 09:26 PM (AYOfh)

140 i'm old enough to remember when i was a Dodger fan...

i hope the Yankies don't make the WS, because that will make me want to cheer for a team i despise just a little less than those NYC assholes.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2017 09:26 PM (P8FeH)

141 >> Well, if things are slowing down, might as well use
>> the loo.

Skip to the loo, my darling.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:26 PM (8O3HH)

142 Ian Galt, at October 19, 2017 09:22 PM (8iiMU)

I was reading Paine's 'Common Sense' and suddenly was struck by the thought that 'this guy is a revolutionary,' and had to laugh. I was thinking revolutionary in the sense of Paris 1789 or Russia 1917, but then had to admit that yes, Paine was a revolutionary.

I thought that moment of clarity was amusing.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:27 PM (m9X4Y)

143 I'm learning Korobeiniki on the piano. Tons of fun.

Posted by: Johnny at October 19, 2017 09:27 PM (kUotE)

144 >>skip to my loo.

Not funny.

Posted by: Starlet hiding in Uncle Harvey's loo at October 19, 2017 09:27 PM (8O3HH)

145 The fact, that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
-- Winston Churchill, 1899, "The River Wars"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 19, 2017 09:24 PM (e8kgV)


========

Who does Linda Sarsour belong to? Can we all chip in and bribe the guy to shove a ball gag in her mouth?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 09:27 PM (/qEW2)

146 My toilet humor is unmatched.

Posted by: Lena Dumbham at October 19, 2017 09:28 PM (Tyii7)

147 132 129. Grammie! We don't talk like that when he's around. Insomniac is very sensitive.
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:23 PM (fA1SL)

I've gotten used to my grotesque visage over the years.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

148 >> My toilet humor is unmatched.

You take the cake.

I mean seriously, take it, I don't want it anymore

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

149 9-0 Dodgers

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 09:29 PM (O5Q3r)

150 Good night nurse.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 09:29 PM (T46cv)

151
What is the technical term for frog excrement?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

Frederica Wilson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I find that insulting!

Posted by: A. Frogg at October 19, 2017 09:29 PM (IqV8l)

152 Lasorda is 90. Wow.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:23 PM (8iiMU)


Do NOT drink with Tommy Lasorda. That's how I got my DUI 15 years ago.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 09:30 PM (yzxic)

153 I'd love to see Hamilton Madison and John Jay let people know what they think of the idiots that want to remove anonymity from the internet.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 09:30 PM (z/Ubi)

154 Oh My !! 21 might not be out of the question Galt ..

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 09:30 PM (xlESs)

155 147. Heh....now, the rest of us are still working on it.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:30 PM (fA1SL)

156
i hope the Yankies don't make the WS, because
that will make me want to cheer for a team i despise just a little less
than those NYC assholes.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2017 09:26 PM (P8FeH)

I'm going with the NL team no matter who wins, because the DH is an abomination to the Game. And because I have a bet on the NL team with my AL friend.ugh 9-0
Cub's came back from ten runs behind once upon a time against the Phillies once. But, they lost that in the 10th, I think. Danged Mike Schmidt.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:30 PM (8iiMU)

157 Korobeinik (amazing improv)i:
https://youtu.be/0Z_LNgzc-e0

Posted by: Johnny at October 19, 2017 09:31 PM (kUotE)

158 re grotesque visage: I made the mistake of showering and washing my hair last night, and not this morning.

I could not do a damn thing with my hair all day. I looked like a bad anime character. Eventually I gave up and put a hat on.

Time to get a haircut at least on the sides and back, I think.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:31 PM (6FqZa)

159 Wipe? Like with a cloth?

Posted by: a drunken , crazed old woman at October 19, 2017 09:31 PM (2wRtc)

160 Is that a lot? 8 oz would clear your sinuses pretty well.
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 09:19 PM (cHbmY)


Not a lot really, about ¼ pound. Just way more than most people eat in any six hour period. It's a little like picking up a bag of chips or gummi bears or something to snack on over the next few days and then at 9pm you reach in the bag and there's like a handful left.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 09:31 PM (y87Qq)

161 It's alimentary, my dear Watson.

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at October 19, 2017 09:31 PM (Oj1RP)

162 The other Churchill joke in similar vein was when, as an old man, he was informed by a junior civil servant that the prime ministerial fly was low (pants zipper open):

"Dead birds don't fall out of nests."

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 19, 2017 09:32 PM (azcrj)

163
I'd love to see Hamilton Madison and John Jay let people know what they think of the idiots that want to remove anonymity from the internet.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 09:30 PM


Hamilton would give his answer by dancing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 09:33 PM (IqV8l)

164 Also, this video fills me with joy:
https://youtu.be/otmqLeozrqk

Posted by: Johnny at October 19, 2017 09:33 PM (kUotE)

165 Heh.....I had a friend who 'discovered' sauerkraut and proceeded to eat a good pound's worth of the stuff in one sitting, despite my advising him, by word and gesture, against so ill-advised a course of action. Subsequent events proved the wisdom of my counsel, but too late.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:33 PM (fA1SL)

166
Another Churchill-ism:

"An empty taxi arrived, and Atley stepped out."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:34 PM (8O3HH)

167 *Attlee.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:34 PM (6FqZa)

168 So eternal kneeler & political activist, Marshawn Lynch, gets tossed from the game after he runs out from the sideline onto the field, and grabs and pushes a ref.

Remember: This is the type of player that Goodell believes is "entitled to his freedom of speech."

SMDH

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 09:35 PM (ce4vQ)

169 I thought that moment of clarity was amusing.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:27 PM (m9X4Y)

I should probably read "Common Sense".


I read the Federalist Papers a while back.

And recently just read "Brave New World". That was quite weird - not what I expected.I'm still waiting for Patrick Rothfuss' third book. Sigh.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:35 PM (8iiMU)

170 155 147. Heh....now, the rest of us are still working on it.
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:30 PM (fA1SL)

Projectile vomiting the first time around is normal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

171 Subsequent events proved the wisdom of my counsel, but too late.
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:33 PM (fA1SL)


Sometimes you just have to let the toddler touch the stove to realize why it's ill-advised. Or eat the sauerkraut. Or hold an internal ginger vs. cheese Thunderdome.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 09:36 PM (y87Qq)

172 The NFL just doesn't exist for me anymore. Its white players should leave for their safety. Its black players should leave for their honour.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:36 PM (6FqZa)

173 Take a shit and you're sitting on top of world.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2017 09:37 PM (MCEs2)

174 Ok, the path to victory has started.

1-9


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:37 PM (8iiMU)

175 Well, there goes the no-hitter anyway.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

176 I'm still waiting for Patrick Rothfuss' third book

Rothfuss: ivorytowerlibrary.blogspot.com/2011/01/name-of-wind-by-patrick-rothfuss.html

Nice shirt.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:38 PM (6FqZa)

177 Should be a riveting take me out to the ballgame in the 7th.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 09:39 PM (xlESs)

178 168 So eternal kneeler & political activist, Marshawn Lynch, gets tossed from the game after he runs out from the sideline onto the field, and grabs and pushes a ref.

Remember: This is the type of player that Goodell believes is "entitled to his freedom of speech."

SMDH
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 09:35 PM (ce4vQ)

Expect more of the spoiled emotionally stunted children acting out as the season moves on. All too predictable.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 09:39 PM (6U3DW)

179 Another childhood ditty I remember:

Hasten Jason, fetch the basin
Whop plop
Too late, bring the mop

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:39 PM (8O3HH)

180 I got most of the way through "Name Of The Wind" and then thought to myself - hey, this is just Mary Sue in a melodrama.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

181 172: You're killing me, man. Honour. That's funny chit right there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

182 171. Two foods enter, one man bleeds.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:42 PM (fA1SL)

183 Nice shirt.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:38 PM (6FqZa)

LOL.

Compared to Perv Weinstein, he's a Joe Mangionelli, or whatever his name is.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:42 PM (8iiMU)

184 Everyone ignores mah posts!

Posted by: Lurker Who Feels Entitled at October 19, 2017 09:43 PM (kUotE)

185 chavez : those players did stand for the British anthem, so, why not.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:43 PM (6FqZa)

186 *stomp feet*

Posted by: Lurker Who Feels Entitled at October 19, 2017 09:44 PM (kUotE)

187 What's this NFL that you are talking about?

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2017 09:45 PM (88xKn)

188 *throws cellphone, sulks*

Posted by: Lurker Who Feels Entitled at October 19, 2017 09:45 PM (kUotE)

189 185; maybe they should just move to jolly olde. they would make honourable limeys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 09:46 PM (KP5rU)

190 180
I got most of the way through "Name Of The Wind" and then thought to myself - hey, this is just Mary Sue in a melodrama.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

I enjoyed the two books, and appreciate his tight writing style, and the story so far.
The little novellette/thingy he wrote is interesting also. 100 pages or so with one character, and no dialogue. About the chick living under the University.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:47 PM (8iiMU)

191 >>*throws cellphone, sulks*
Posted by: Lurker Who Feels Entitled

Come up to my room. We'll talk. I'll make you a big star.

Bring lotion.

Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 19, 2017 09:47 PM (8O3HH)

192 Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 09:33

I just found two cans of sauerkraut that is two years out of date. Is it safe to eat?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:47 PM (m9X4Y)

193 >>> I just found two cans of sauerkraut that is two years out of date. Is it safe to eat?

You'll be able to spray paint the walls brown.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 09:49 PM (cHbmY)

194 When your running straight to first
And your pants about to burst

Diarrhea boom boom
Diarrhea boom boom

When your sliding into second
and you need some disinfectant

Diarrhea boom boom
Diarrhea boom boom

Posted by: a drunken , crazed old woman at October 19, 2017 09:49 PM (2wRtc)

195 Snappy retort #137 If a person interrupts..When I ask for toilet paper you roll in..

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 09:49 PM (U3PcU)

196 It ain't ovah till it's ovah.

Posted by: Winston F*cking Churcill, getting bombed by V1s and V2s at October 19, 2017 09:49 PM (/qEW2)

197 Holy crap.

Was that a 3 up 3 down half inning?

The times, they are a changin' !!




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:49 PM (8iiMU)

198 192: Let your colon be your guide.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 09:49 PM (KP5rU)

199 /I am not an old woman

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 09:50 PM (2wRtc)

200 As safe as 2 yr old circus peanut.

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2017 09:50 PM (88xKn)

201 Sealed ... ? How does one become 'sealed' on the privy? Wait ... a picture is forming ... I don't think I want to know.

Posted by: Dr_No at October 19, 2017 09:50 PM (imDUY)

202 I have a very large doe who used to wander thru my yard with her two young, yearling bucks usually once or twice weekly. So I figured, "hey why not mark my territory (#1 not #2) whenever possible at 05:00 to hopefully drive off these uninvited random varmint terrorists?"

No go. Now that doe bitch and her two buck bastards hang out in my yard every day like I'm their baby daddy. They're not even afraid of me. Screw your Bambi, I'm not your sugar daddy! On the bright side, mmm, venison.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 09:51 PM (Kwhm/)

203 I just found two cans of sauerkraut that is two years out of date. Is it safe to eat?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:47 PM (m9X4Y)

It's acidic enough that botulism shouldn't be a concern,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 09:51 PM (O848g)

204 The only think I hate more than the Yankees is that fvcking Galaxy Note commercial with a shitty music.

Hey! I tied my comment in with the poop talk!




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:51 PM (8iiMU)

205 Whew! Talk about wax-ring poetic over toilet jokes!

Posted by: Rex B-san at October 19, 2017 09:51 PM (iGWj0)

206 191
Donch'a know: affimative action Blacks have inbred african american entitlement, but no honor.
Posted by: Unsure of current rules at October 19, 2017 09:47 PM (8PQua)


I saw something in the Wall Street Journal today where a black advocacy group at some university is pissed off that black immigrants from Africa and the Caribbean islands are getting college slots that they believe should rightly go to American blacks.

LOL. So American blacks are as xenophobic as American whites.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

207 I just found two cans of sauerkraut that is two years out of date. Is it safe to eat?


Sure.

Posted by: Lena Dumbham's Toilet at October 19, 2017 09:52 PM (Tyii7)

208 >> How does one become 'sealed' on the privy?

Some lard ass woman sued an airline for getting stuck on the vacuum toilet. She flushed while sitting on it and all the flab made a seal.

I heard a rumor she was eating cake at the time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:52 PM (8O3HH)

209 @191 (with wide eyes) Really? Will teh Horde notice me? What do I have to do?

Posted by: Lurker Who Feels Entitled at October 19, 2017 09:52 PM (kUotE)

210 Sealed ... ? How does one become 'sealed' on the privy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4qeYj-elXY

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 09:53 PM (6FqZa)

211 I'm reading an article on Fox about a meeting of the College Republicans that got invaded by rabid leftists at a university in California. There's a video, of course, and it comes with all the usual shit.

A hapless administrator trying to calm things down instead of crushing the obvious disruptors.

Some pussy-ass dudes who've never been in a fight and some ugly chicks who are the actually the group's 'muscle' ranting about "safe spaces" and being "marginalized". One even scolded a Republican by saying "your life isn't on the line". Dangerous fucking Santa Cruz, man.

Some murderous-looking Republicans sitting in desks with quizzical looks, shocked that shit they see on the news is finally happening to them.

Every time I see this garbage, I think that if they feel unsafe and like their lives are in danger, maybe it's time to make it so. No sense crying over spilt milk. We can give these assholes something to cry about. I liked a comment from, I believe, Sefton the other day, where he stated that one day we're just going to have a series of purges and then agree to never speak of it again. All it takes at this point is the spark.

Also, one of the protestors said, in response to one of the Republicans, "well, communists aren't fucking racist". Somebody made a similar comment when I was in grad school, about how Castro solved severe racial tensions in Cuba.

This always amuses me. I wonder if mothers who had to watch Cambodian murderers bounce their babies off trees until death comforted themselves by thinking, "well, at least they're not doing it out of racial hatred!"

Leftists are the most mentally fucked up people on the planet. I swear.

Posted by: CPT11A at October 19, 2017 09:54 PM (YmXed)

212 Boyhood song to a western, tune
Stranded
Stuck on the toilet bowl
What do you do when your stranded
And ain't got a roll
What ever you do got the rest of your life
Be a man
Use your hand.

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 09:54 PM (U3PcU)

213 When your sliding into third
and you feel a slimy turd


Diarrhea boom boom
Diarrhea boom boom

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 09:56 PM (2wRtc)

214 how Castro solved severe racial tensions in Cuba

Free rice cookers and a cap to the back of the head.

Posted by: Zombie Fidel at October 19, 2017 09:56 PM (Tyii7)

215 198 192: Let your colon be your guide.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 09:49 PM (KP5rU)

Thst'll test your colon crapper dyke.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 09:56 PM (tbOMB)

216 >>>What do you do when your stranded

And ain't got a roll<<<

Only a greenhorn uses his hand. Corn is your friend.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 09:58 PM (Kwhm/)

217 Whenever they say "Hugh Darvish", I think 'whirling dervish'....



and apparently, that is an Islamic thing, according to the intertubes...


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, knowing his Dodger skeerdness was justified at October 19, 2017 09:58 PM (8iiMU)

218
Thst'll test your colon crapper dyke.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 09:56 PM


Your colon will go : "Powell!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 09:58 PM (IqV8l)

219 Hey this is a shit thread, right?

Paul Ryan.

Thank you. Thank you.

Be sure and tip your waitress.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 09:59 PM (2wRtc)

220 Feeling your pain grammie

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2017 09:59 PM (EZebt)

221 The perversions of the left are worse than any writer could make up. Think about that. The left will stop at nothing when it comes to being evil.

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2017 10:00 PM (zLDYs)

222
Little Eddie Munster thinks he's a comedian. How cute.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 10:00 PM (8O3HH)

223 I just found two cans of sauerkraut that is two years out of date. Is it safe to eat?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:47 PM (m9X4Y)


It's always a good idea to err on the side of safety with 'is it safe to eat', but canned sauerkraut has got to be safe as fookin' houses. What could possibly live in there?

It's like nam pla or surströmming. Anything that could both grow in that environment and also harm people would already be the dominant species. Go hog wild.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 10:00 PM (y87Qq)

224
No go. Now that doe bitch and her two buck
bastards hang out in my yard every day like I'm their baby daddy.
They're not even afraid of me. Screw your Bambi, I'm not your sugar
daddy! On the bright side, mmm, venison.


Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 09:51 PM (Kwhm/)

Just saw a commercial for Abby's...venison sandwich coming Oct. 21st.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 10:01 PM (Enq6K)

225 So, how about those Yankees?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 10:01 PM (vuY5x)

226 211
This always amuses me. I wonder if mothers who had to watch Cambodian murderers bounce their babies off trees until death comforted themselves by thinking, "well, at least they're not doing it out of racial hatred!"

Leftists are the most mentally fucked up people on the planet. I swear.
Posted by: CPT11A at October 19, 2017 09:54 PM (YmXed)


Murdering millions of people from ideological hatred is so much better than murdering millions of people from racial hatred.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

227 Mudbutt

Posted by: Mudbutt at October 19, 2017 10:01 PM (L+0De)

228 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:47 PM (m9X4Y)

How bulgy is the can?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 10:01 PM (12xou)

229 Oh sure.

Run this on the very day I had to have my car's radiator flushed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 10:02 PM (eMKNe)

230 Stepped away to do some work and the previous thread slowed down before it hit a grand. Kind of sad about that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 10:02 PM (rb1zT)

231 So the Carolina qb is in trouble for missing a "required" press event. So the man can make them talk but not stand....got it.

Posted by: ramajama at October 19, 2017 10:03 PM (9fNWb)

232 @ 207- Is it out of date?
No. Sourkraut can't go out of date. It's already sour. If the cans ain't swoled up you can eat the contents.

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)

233 How bulgy is the can?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 10:01 PM (12xou)


Right? This guy knows what's up.

Posted by: W. J. Clinton at October 19, 2017 10:03 PM (y87Qq)

234 here's Macc Lads for the 'nettes -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzX5VLEhZH0

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 10:03 PM (6FqZa)

235 Murdering millions of people from ideological hatred is so much better than murdering millions of people from racial hatred.
Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

What about the Armenian Geonocide- which was kind of both?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 10:03 PM (rb1zT)

236
Just saw a commercial for Abby's...venison sandwich coming Oct. 21st.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 10:01 PM


That's not normal

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 10:03 PM (IqV8l)

237 Looking like a Yankees-Dodgers series.

YYYAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!

*checks the menu for hockey*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 19, 2017 10:03 PM (554cb)

238 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 09:47 PM (m9X4Y)

How bulgy is the can?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

---

The cans look good. Stored in a mildly coolish basement storage. I was in the mood for Reuben sandwich, but never got around to it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 10:04 PM (m9X4Y)

239 Bertram: will the commercial feature Ted Nugent??

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2017 10:04 PM (eMKNe)

240 I'm sealed on the Privy

Interesting.

Posted by: penguin with ice cream on his face at October 19, 2017 10:05 PM (HGzQX)

241 I just found two cans of sauerkraut that is two years out of date. Is it safe to eat?


If it smells good it is good.

Wait ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 10:05 PM (AYOfh)

242 Yeah, it's funny, rickl, but leftists actually believe it.

Posted by: CPT11A at October 19, 2017 10:07 PM (YmXed)

243 If it smells good it is good.

Wait ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 10:05 PM (AYOfh)

Found a peanut,
Found a peanut,
Neath the sofa last night...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 10:08 PM (O848g)

244 232 @ 207- Is it out of date?
No. Sourkraut can't go out of date. It's already sour. If the cans ain't swoled up you can eat the contents.
Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)


So you can tell when sauerkraut goes bad because it's sweet?

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 10:08 PM (sdi6R)

245 Johnny the Fox Meets Jimmy the Weed; Thin Lizzy, Live and Dangerous. Generally not a huge fan of live albums, but this one is stellar. My other faves are GFR "Caught in the Act" and Kiss "Alive" (the first one, 1975). Also, Judas Priest, "Unleashed in the East."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 19, 2017 10:09 PM (554cb)

246 I just found two cans of sauerkraut that is two years out of date. Is it safe to eat?


Salt and acid. Probably edible. Things like that that go out of date likely only suffer texture degradation, if the seal is still intact.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 10:10 PM (tbOMB)

247 So you can tell when sauerkraut goes bad because it's sweet?

--

Or it is supposed to be sweet and isn't?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 10:10 PM (m9X4Y)

248 Kind of depends on the brand/recipe, but I don't expect sauerkraut to be sweet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2017 10:13 PM (tbOMB)

249 Pooed

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2017 10:14 PM (iGWj0)

250
I had this idea that I wanted to learn how to make sauerkraut because it is an old time food preservation technique.

But the deer eat the baby cabbage. Deer, apparently, love cabbage.

and I'm lazy when a can at Walmart costs fifty cents, ok maybe 89 cents now.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 10:15 PM (m9X4Y)

251 216
>>>What do you do when your stranded

And ain't got a roll<<<
Only a greenhorn uses his hand. Corn is your friend.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Pro Tip for Correct Order of Corncob Usage is:

(1) Use the brown cob first.

(2) Use the yellow cob next.

(3) Use the white one to see if you need to use the yellow one again ...

Posted by: Dr_No at October 19, 2017 10:15 PM (imDUY)

252 Realtalk, don't drink afterwards if you're the least bit worried about poisoning from canned food since the symptoms of botulism start 12-24 after ingestion and tend to be masked by a decent buzz or a hangover. Unless you have other complications, you'll probably walk away from a case of botulism as long as you get to the ER when you notice it, but it's hard to notice blurred vision, numb lips, nausea, and the like if you're buzzed.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 10:17 PM (y87Qq)

253
206 191
Donch'a know: affimative action Blacks have inbred african american entitlement, but no honor.
Posted by: Unsure of current rules at October 19, 2017 09:47 PM (8PQua)

I saw something in the Wall Street Journal today where a black advocacy group at some university is pissed off that black immigrants from Africa and the Caribbean islands are getting college slots that they believe should rightly go to American blacks.

LOL. So American blacks are as xenophobic as American whites.
Posted by: rick

USA blacks don't want the wrong type of blacks taking THEiR entitlements! It's a matter of honor!

Posted by: Obscure on the concept 'honor' at October 19, 2017 10:20 PM (fuTU3)

254 Hogmartin @ 252- Whoa! I ate sourkraut (canned by Mrs. E March 2015) earlier today and had vodka before I started reading the comments. Is I scrood? Stomach feels fine. Do I need to go to the ER? Stick my finger down my throat? Have another drink?

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2017 10:26 PM (zLDYs)

255 Dunno dude! I'm not a doctor or anything. Did she have some too? Did you get a good seal on the jar?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 10:32 PM (y87Qq)

256 Dorothy Parker would probably be the Queen of Twitter.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 09:02 PM (8O3HH)

She could be pithy with the book reviews.

"Tonstant Weader frowed up."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 19, 2017 10:37 PM (2NqXo)

257 So, the Cubs mount an 11 run rally in the bottom of the Ninth?

Sure. Maybe? Anybody?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2017 11:07 PM (S6Pax)

258 Clapshot--oh sorry, wrong thread. Nevermind.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 11:44 PM (nBr1j)

259 What did Spock find in the toilet?

The Captain's Log!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 20, 2017 12:51 AM (3YxFh)

Funny Thing And Then a Complaint


Now, I don't know the answer to this. Speaking as a father, would you say that if you have parental controls on your cable subscription, the titles of the porno movies are blocked and not visible?

Because, seriously, the titles are pornographic themselves. They're not doing cutesy puns anymore like "Splendor in the Ass." The tiles are now pretty much like that last one.

Speaking as a father (well, speaking as a non-father), I kinda worry about kids seeing titles like that.

One more funny bit: In a debate on Tax Reform, Bernie Sanders says Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor.

Ted Cruz corrects him to point out Robin Hood was stealing from the tax collectors, who were tax-farming the peasants to death.


Posted by: Ace at 07:11 PM




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1
First?

Posted by: First to Cum on Horny Ficus at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (NyJwR)

2 *Snort.. hilarious!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (CNHr1)

3 Really? How'd that happen?

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (SNwMD)

4 not first due to content

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (AX0Kx)

5 okay.. but to your point Ace, yeah if I had small kids I would freak the hell out. But as an adult with grown kids I thought it was funny as hell.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (CNHr1)

6 Because, seriously, the titles are pornographic themselves. They're not doing cutesy puns anymore like "Splendor in the Ass.

Two Tools for Sister Sara?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (Mouru)

7 Seconds?

Posted by: Harvey Happy Protein Shampoo for Horny Actresses at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (NyJwR)

8
"A Queer and Pleasant Stranger" and "Grinding Nemo" are faves with the kiddies!

- - H Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

9 6 Because, seriously, the titles are pornographic themselves. They're not doing cutesy puns anymore like "Splendor in the Ass.

Two Tools for Sister Sara?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (Mouru)


Actually the real title would be porno as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

10 Ted Cruz schooling Bernie again I see.

I did not know that part of the Robin Hood story.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (SNwMD)

11 Bernie Sanders says Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor.

--

That is what I have always been told. You mean that isn't true?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (m9X4Y)

12 Yeah I have no idea. I've never implemented the parental controls. So I don't even know, do the adult channels get completely blocked out on guide if you have them turned on?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)

13 Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (Mouru)

14 Titty-Titty Bang-Bang

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)

15 Who was a better Robin Hood- Errol Flynn or Penis Mightier?

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (AAbgH)

16
I remember during the bad old days in NYC, there was a porn theater near Times Square that had a triple feature:

"Wet Nurses, Hot Sluts, Horny Teens."

And then three months later, it was:

"Wet Teens, Hot Nurses, Horny Sluts."

And three months after that:

"Wet Sluts, Hot Teens, Horn Nurses."

And so on, and so on and scoobie-doobie-doobie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)

17 Shaving Ryan's Privates

Jeremiah's Johnson

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (qJtVm)

18
Snow White and the Seven Sailors

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (vIjh1)

19 Explain that a dildo is a type of puppy? It is a short-term solution, but I prefer to think of it as a hilarity garden.

Seriously though, in a pornified society I think titles for things are the very least of your problems. Could you start by implying ladies in their underwear are "goofy," and then wprk on it again at some more reaaonable age?

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (jRA31)

20 Bang That Ass Slowly

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (2wRtc)

21
"Do the White Thing."
"The Beverly Thrillbillies."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

22 Oh God... here it comes... the horde never fails.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (CNHr1)

23 Star Whores?

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (fVIej)

24 Flesh Gordan

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

25
"On Golden Blonde."

A classic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

26 16
I remember during the bad old days in NYC, there was a porn theater near Times Square that had a triple feature:

"Wet Nurses, Hot Sluts, Horny Teens."

And then three months later, it was:

"Wet Teens, Hot Nurses, Horny Sluts."

And three months after that:

"Wet Sluts, Hot Teens, Horn Nurses."

And so on, and so on and scoobie-doobie-doobie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)




Do you think they were different movies or did they just play the same movies and change the marquee?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (z/Ubi)

27 Ted Cruz corrects him to point out Robin Hood was stealing from the tax collectors, who were tax-farming the peasants to death.


That's a teensy little detail the commies always seem to miss.

Or hope we will.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

28 Lord of the G-Strings

Posted by: Peter J at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (HE+s9)

29 22
Oh God... here it comes... the horde never fails.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (CNHr1)
Never. I am a-gog.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (14URa)

30 Erin Bangthebitch

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (fVIej)

31 Megyn Does NBC

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (2cuLk)

32 *Clerks video ordering scene*

Posted by: Bored383 at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (70HTk)

33 The Crowe/Blanchette "Robin Hood" was all about this.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (yhdMF)

34 I really like Cruz.

and yeah you'd think cable would have half a brain.. and they do, so this was purposeful

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (FKrah)

35 Dildo Baggins and the whorebits

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (nBr1j)

36 Know what's even funnier? When somebody cusses on the telly, it's bleeped out of the audio but the closed captioning shows the bleeped-out word.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (tRaq7)

37 A Strap-On Named Desire

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (Mouru)

38 Yep, I've run into this problem myself, just recently. On Spectrum, here in Ohio, the porn channels are just below the NHL package channels.

And with how bad the Red Wings are going to be this year, it takes me a couple of seconds to sort it all out and distinguish the Wings game from "Pound Me in the Squeak Hole 7: The Wreckoning". Honestly, against Toronto the other night, I thought for a moment I had the wrong one on.

And so I'm trying to get up to channel 740 or so, but just above that is 738 and 737, and my 14 year old daughter is sitting right there. If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (sgHEm)

39 35 Dildo Baggins and the whorebits
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (nBr1j)
---
There In Her Back Again.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (qJtVm)

40 cord cutters don't have this problem

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (AAbgH)

41 So Bernie Sanders supports armed robbery?

Posted by: Cosda at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (OeoUR)

42 Robin Hood instituted a refund from the tax collectors to the poor, which the government had impoverished.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (wo3jg)

43 Lawrence and My Labia

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (Mouru)

44 One Blew All of the Cuckoos Nest

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (fVIej)

45 19 Explain that a dildo is a type of puppy? It is a short-term solution, but I prefer to think of it as a hilarity garden.

Seriously though, in a pornified society I think titles for things are the very least of your problems. Could you start by implying ladies in their underwear are "goofy," and then wprk on it again at some more reaaonable age?
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (jRA31)


Reminds me of an old Buddy Hackett routine:

"When I was about 5 years old, my dad and I were walking in the park and we came upon two people having sex. I didn't know what they were doing so I asked my dad "Pa! What are they doing?" and my dad was flustered and said (Yiddish accent) "the one in the front is sick and the one in the back is pushing her to Mt. Sinai Hospital."

"So years later, I'm walking in the park one night and I see the same thing. So I ran up to them and tried to help them, but they kept pushing me away and cursing at me. Man, I tell ya, I got the nastiest looks from those two guys."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw)

46 I haven't seen any of these films. Are they as good as the In Bed Alone With My Dildo series?

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (Kwhm/)

47 By the way, I like the sound of Senator John Kelly, R-Massachusetts.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (wo3jg)

48 The kids have an adult movie


Well how bad bad could it really be?

It's Backdoor Sluts 9.

Oh dear God!

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (z/Ubi)

49 Instead of ripping someone off or copying something and claiming it was mine?

Here's just what I found with a cursory search...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y82j7pku

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (Ckg4U)

50
Heather has a green VW micro bus and she named it Brad.

She dreamed of the equestrian events in the Olympics so she took riding lessons.

Five ways to win a Hollywood Movie contract, and number five will startle you.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (m9X4Y)

51 Two Tools for Sister Sara?

Two Mules in Sara's Sister

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (KCxzN)

52 oh dear...porn titles are like cat nip for the horde.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (a0IVu)

53 rickl they always use what is usable.

as 'for the children' lefty theft shoveling dollars into planned parenthood and unions
pro choice- womens rights
dicks not war -feminists rioting about guns

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (FKrah)

54 26
Do you think they were different movies or did they just play the same movies and change the marquee?
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (z/Ubi)


The latter, of course. This lasted for at least 10 years!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (mbhDw)

55 Closely Watched Twins

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (qJtVm)

56 My personal favorite. Star Trek the next penetration.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (eDc0r)

57 Posted by: Pastafarian at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (sgHEm)


Your 14 yo daughter must have been dying inside. Also wondering if dad watches this stuff.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (SNwMD)

58 I tried to tell people Ted Cruz is a very funny guy. His response to Sasse spilling Dr Pepper on him was classic Cruz.

He also spontaneously recited an entire scene from Princess Bride on the Carolla podcast.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

59 Malcolm XXX

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (nBr1j)

60 Dildo Baggins and the Hobbit Orgy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (wo3jg)

61 White Men Can Hump

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (fVIej)

62 Good Will Humping

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (2wRtc)

63 The Penist

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (Mouru)

64 Men in the Back

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (nBr1j)

65 Lord of the Cock Rings

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (qJtVm)

66 little red riding in her hood

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (FKrah)

67 Oh God... here it comes... the horde never fails.

Popcorn?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (tRaq7)

68
"Romancing the Bone."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (mbhDw)

69 Adventures of Throbbin Hood

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (2wRtc)

70 Bond Classic - The Spy Who Fvcked Me

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (QC/4S)

71 OMG Alton!!! lmao!!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (CNHr1)

72 Jurassic Pork

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (2wRtc)

73 "SWEEP THE LEG!"

How many memes did Ted kill with that? What a slash!

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (pszv/)

74 Dude, Where's My Buttplug?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (Mouru)

75 Bang the Nun Slowly

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (ANIFC)

76 African Queen the Remake

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (nBr1j)

77 Debbie Does Something Nice For Her Church Charity.

...am I not understanding of the Rules?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (Ckg4U)

78
Brokeback Mountain!

Oh, wait, never mind...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (mbhDw)

79 You know, there are two types or perverts, those that watch porn and those that know the titles of the porn they are watching.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (vuY5x)

80 Moonraper

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (ANIFC)

81 In the Western theme "Bite the Pillow"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (yhdMF)

82 Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (z/Ubi)



Ha. That was a funny SP episode. LOTR mix up.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (SNwMD)

83 75 Bang the Nun Slowly
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (ANIFC)


Spit take!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw)

84 Brokeback Mountain!

Oh, wait, never mind...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October




Your back is fine now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (vuY5x)

85 We were spending our last night in Madrid before flying home from vacay.

Were staying in a brand new Best Western hotel next to the airport, and then 11 y.o. D'oh Boy turned on the TV to see if any bull fights were on.

Long story short, major pron came on. Husband grabbed remote, and Every Single Channel was pron. Quickly turned the TV off.

I headed to the bathroom to shower as son asked his dad, "What was that man doing to that lady?"

Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (PY9jH)

86 Why not go for a real challenge?

How about porn title mashups

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (z/Ubi)

87
Night of the Giving Head

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (vIjh1)

88 Brian's Dong

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (wo3jg)

89
King Dong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw)

90 The Cockateer

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

91 For A Fistful of Condoms

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (Mouru)

92 Children of the Cornhole

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (2wRtc)

93 Jewlls handled my jewels! Get your minds out of the gutter!!
She made me a lovely pair of earrings that will make everyone envious on Saturday!

Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (kufk0)

94 True Clit

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (2DOZq)

95 Behind the Green Bollard.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)

96
I headed to the bathroom to shower as son asked his dad, "What was that man doing to that lady?"

Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (PY9jH)



Wrestling.


Always wrestling.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (z/Ubi)

97 Barack Back Mountin'

Posted by: Reggie at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (ANIFC)

98 91 For A Fistful of Condoms
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (Mouru)


Once Upon a Time in her Breasts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

99 Yyyyyeaahhhh, Pookette's not allowed on AoSHQ until she's AT LEAST 40.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (XKZwp)

100 Pinocchio

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (QC/4S)

101
Catcher in the Rye. NYTimes bestseller. Literary classic. Required reading in all high school English classes.

Made into a Hollywood movie.
Written by Brad Smugman. Produced by Harvey Weinstein. Hollywood stars as you have never seen them before.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (m9X4Y)

102 I remember the Saturday morning when I had to jump up and grab the remote when a commercial came on, Herbal Essences, with a woman having an orgasm over shampooing her hair.

Explain that to your kid.

BTW, I never, ever purchased their products.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (nAp1e)

103 Cat Ball You

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (nBr1j)

104 OT: LAPD is investigating Harvey for rape...

zerohedge.com/news/2017-10-19/lapd-
opens-rape-investigation-harvey-weinstein

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (P8FeH)

105 Funny Thing And Then a Complaint

Complaint Department's on the 5th floor!

[funny thing my grandfather used to love to say in a four-story building when someone was bitching about something]

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (8gDQu)

106 You got them Linda?? Yay!! Was hoping you would have them in time!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (CNHr1)

107
Breast Side Story

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (vIjh1)

108 Sanders is about as informed as a guy getting a C in a community college history class.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (39g3+)

109 bond- in goldfinger starring pussy galore

I mean! Who wrote that!

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (FKrah)

110 99
Yyyyyeaahhhh, Pookette's not allowed on AoSHQ until she's AT LEAST 40.


Posted by: pookysgirl at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (XKZwp)
So, what you're saying is, once Ace gets those shelves up, she's allowed?

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (14URa)

111 Star Whores

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

112 Wow, you guys are rollin'! I'ma sit back and watch...

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (7ulel)

113 Easy Ride Her

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (nBr1j)

114 The African Peen

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

115 Balltastic: Secks vs. Everyone

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (qJtVm)

116 The Wizard of Penis

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (QC/4S)

117 If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.

I have Speculum down here too. You might be able to make your "Favorites" menu and just use that. I'm pretty sure it will only show those specific ones and not the whole menu.

Not sure since no kiddies here at stately Casa Backwardio so I haven't done the Faves thingy in a long time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (tRaq7)

118 It's incredible how dumb our country has become when we have a Senator like Sanders who doesn't even understand the story of Robin Hood. He couldn't out debate a bag of dicks.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (/tuJf)

119
Tore Her, Tore Her, Tore Her.
The Longest Gay.
Pearl Necklace Harbor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

120 Moby's Dick.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (Ckg4U)

121 close encounters.. (of the dirty kind, in small print)

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (FKrah)

122 Citizen Cock

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (QC/4S)

123 "Speaking as a father (well, speaking as a non-father)..."

Schrödinger's parent.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (LDV7V)

124
Well.... Has he ever told the story of "Throbbin Hood"?

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (vIjh1)

125 African Queen.

Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (7ulel)

126 Bitanic

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (2wRtc)

127 The Wizard of AIDS.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (/qEW2)

128 The Pimpelicous Strike Back

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (Kwhm/)

129 The Rodfather

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

130 Full Metal Jackoff

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (Mouru)

131 Homo for the Holidays

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2wRtc)

132 King Cock

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (QC/4S)

133
Decepticon. She was the girl next door, caught up in a nightmare on Pine Street.

Soundtrack by the Beach Boys including 'Good Vibrations'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (m9X4Y)

134 Jerimiah's Johnson

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

135 What should be done if the movie is WC Field's "The Bank Dick"?

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (xPl2J)

136 117 If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.

I have Speculum down here too. You might be able to make your "Favorites" menu and just use that. I'm pretty sure it will only show those specific ones and not the whole menu.

Not sure since no kiddies here at stately Casa Backwardio so I haven't done the Faves thingy in a long time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (tRaq7)



Don't they also have the "Subscribed" and "Show All" options?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (z/Ubi)

137 Horny Bitches of Madison County

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

138 All The Presidents "Men"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (PY9jH)

139 125 African Queen.

Am I doing this right?
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (7ulel)

You might like Yank my Doodle, Andy

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

140 "Of Human Bondage"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (yhdMF)

141 Cockfather

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

142 Robocock

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2wRtc)

143 Gonorrhea with the Wind.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (/qEW2)

144 Gownfall.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (qJtVm)

145 Womb Raider

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)

146
Yank My Doodle, Its A Dandy

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (vIjh1)

147 12 Angry Sluts

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (QC/4S)

148 Predator

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (2DOZq)

149 The Firm.

A Few Good Men.

Cock/Tail

Every Tom Cruise movie sounds like gay pron

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (ANIFC)

150 Deep State Throat

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (U3PcU)

151 The Clam Busters

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (nBr1j)

152 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Porn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (PY9jH)

153 Gotta be better than that.

Star Whores I. The phallic menace.
Star Whores II. Attack of the bones.
Star Whores III. Revenge of the dicks.

Posted by: the guy across the street at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (sf2BM)

154 Of Boys and Men

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (QC/4S)

155 Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (nBr1j)

Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (qJtVm)

156 Top Buns

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

157
Sorest Rump

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (vIjh1)

158 The Sailor Who Fell on Grace with the C's

Okay it's a repost but I'm proud of it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (qJtVm)

159 If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.

On fios even when you set the guide to show only subscribed channels the porn channels still get through. I guess it's like the impulse buying of candy bars and silly magazines at the grocery store cashier. Of course, the stupid pay channels of all sorts still get through in that case, even the plethora of spanish crap that I doubt even the latinos bother watching.

I was glad to leave comcast. There had to be over 150 friggin spanish channels on that POS cable. WTFF?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (8gDQu)

160 On the Waterbed

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (QC/4S)

161 Sure Cock Holmes

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

162
Inception Conception. If you can imagine it, we can do it, and it will seem like a dream.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (m9X4Y)

163
It's incredible how dumb our country has become when we have a Senator like Sanders who doesn't even understand the story of Robin Hood. He couldn't out debate a bag of dicks.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (/tuJf)


Left: Passionate
Right: Zealous

Left: Sophisticated
Right: Elitist

Left: Brilliant
Right: Privileged

Left: Folksy
Right: Stupid

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (8+2kP)

164 Clambake

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

165 Splayed Runner

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (2wRtc)

166 Clitoris Clairborne

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (ANIFC)

167 Das Bootie

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (nBr1j)

168 Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island II
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island III
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island IV
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island V
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island VI

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (Kwhm/)

169 The Postman Always Brings Valu-Rite

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (qJtVm)

170 Bend Her

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

171 The Ben-Wa Balls of Wrath

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (Mouru)

172 The Tits of Wrath

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (QC/4S)

173 Planet of the Gapes

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (kuiuS)

174

Oklahomo.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (vIjh1)

175 Titanic: Going Deep

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (PY9jH)

176 Star Whores: The Empire Bangs Back
Star Whores: A New Hooker

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (QMwOT)

177 GalaxyBreast

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

178 Alfred Spatchcock's "Rope"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (qJtVm)

179

To answer your question, ace, DirectTV at least allows you to block adult content titles with parental controls.

Because having your elementary school kid asking about cock and ass should be about the field trip to the farm, not scrolling through On Demand.

Posted by: imp at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (XIXZz)

180
The Gap. Rise and Fall of a fashion legend.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (m9X4Y)

181
Cock Me Amadeus

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (vIjh1)

182 The Abyss.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (kuiuS)

183 PBS Documentary Uranus. Deep. Space

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (U3PcU)

184 Moby Dick Tracy

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (UdKB7)

185 The Lord of the Cock Rings

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (QC/4S)

186 Ace... look what you did.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (CNHr1)

187 out debate a bag of dicks.

I was just wishing I'd invested in BOD Inc. last year.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (FhXTo)

188 Gooey Hand Luke.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (/qEW2)

189 I'm imagining all the gobsmacked lurkers right now.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)

190
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (Kwhm/)

How about you have a seat over there, Fritz. Are those wine coolers?

Posted by: imp at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (XIXZz)

191 Poon of Glory

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (QC/4S)

192
The Bone Ranger

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (vIjh1)

193 Don't they also have the "Subscribed" and "Show All" options?

I'm not sure, but I don't think so. They just recently changed the screen interface and I rarely watch it anymore except for some sports.

Getting ready to cut the cable anyway.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (tRaq7)

194 Since I'm late to the party:

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz does Dallas?

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (i+fad)

195 We should start calling Bernie Prince John.

Sheriff of Socialism?

Sheriff of Nothingham?

Prince Karl Marx?

Prince dirty Syphilitic Soviet Sympathizing Socialism Sock Puppet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (rb1zT)

196 The Swamp Dink

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (nBr1j)

197 How do you people think of this shit?? I must lack imagination.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (CNHr1)

198 sherlock and holmes

staring john holmes

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (FKrah)

199 Poon over Parador

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

200 It Came In Outer Space

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (3myMJ)

201 Coming in America

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (2wRtc)

202 Poonstruck

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

203 Sperminator ][ Spoogement Day.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (/qEW2)

204 On this date in 1781, Cornwallis defeated at Yorktown effectively ending the American Revolution.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (O5Q3r)

205 Yes Jewells, they arrived today. Thanks

Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (kufk0)

206
Roberta Gnash and her Rambler.
Cameo appearance by Harvey Weinstein and his Horticulture.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (m9X4Y)

207 Mixed Nuts

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (yhdMF)

208 Hannah and Her Sisters

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (ANIFC)

209 Clitizin Pain.

Posted by: Harvey W. at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (bc2Lc)

210 Around the World in 80 Dames

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (qJtVm)

211 Ed's Wood

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (2wRtc)

212 The Best Lays of Our Lives

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (QC/4S)

213
"This could go on all night."
Marathon TV

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (m9X4Y)

214 Behind the Queen Noor.

*an Al-Jazeera production*

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (i+fad)

215
ASS VENTURA
Crack Detective

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (vIjh1)

216 Ms Indiana Jones and the Last Cucumber

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (rb1zT)

217 A Boy In His Dog

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (qJtVm)

218 I'm laughing so hard at these I'm crying!!!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (QMwOT)

219 The Usual Buttsex

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (2wRtc)

220 Sweet Smell of...Success !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (QC/4S)

221 Arthur 2: On The Cocks

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (ANIFC)

222 I had something about that comedy Oh God cross my mind but nooo, nooope, nope.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (nBr1j)

223 Up Periscope

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (2DOZq)

224 This is a real one: There's something about Mary's ass.

I worked at a video store in the late 90s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (rb1zT)

225 Ferris Bueller Jerks Off

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (2wRtc)

226 actually, home alone 3 was pretty good. a bit more lighthearted, less sadistic and sans caulkin.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (AxFdW)

227

"Too Easy" Staring Peter Dickensum and Louise Ryder.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (m9X4Y)

228 2001: A Space Orgy

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

229 Watching a movie on Amazon Fire TV right now, have it paused so I can read the 'HQ. A little window popped up to inform me that the pre-game show for the KC Chiefs/some other team game tonight will be on shortly, and I should hit menu if I want to watch it. Never seen that before. Do they always do that? I can't think of any reason for Amazon or the NFL to think I give a wet fart about football, or ever have, so it's not like I have a bunch of NFL shit in my history or profile or whatever. Desperation from the NFL maybe?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (y87Qq)

230 A Tail of Two Titties

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (wf3RQ)

231 Freaky Thighs Day

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (ANIFC)

232 The Foreskin Saga

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (SNwMD)

233 Twelve Angry Dicks

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (Ckg4U)

234 Rain coat man

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (U3PcU)

235 There Will Be Blood

Fetish movie

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (2DOZq)

236 coming to America...

the remake

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (FKrah)

237 Ass Tango In Paris

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (UdKB7)

238 To Bone a Mockingbird

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (NWiLs)

239 The Big Throb

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (yhdMF)

240 Three Days of the Condom

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (Kwhm/)

241 Forest Hump.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (mJ8mX)

242 10,000 Sex Maniacs

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (3myMJ)

243 The Poondock Saints

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (2wRtc)

244 I'm laughing so hard at these I'm crying!!!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (QMwOT)


Isn't it great? Even the 'ettes are getting in on it.


Guinness?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (tRaq7)

245

Where's the Queef

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (t3kPl)

246 I am lesion

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (wf3RQ)

247 done in 60 seconds

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (FKrah)

248 Rear Entry Window

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (NWiLs)

249
Honey... I Spunked the Kids

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (vIjh1)

250 The Good, The Bad, and the Sperm-Covered Whore.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (Ckg4U)

251 Rear Window

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (nBr1j)

252 Queer Hunter

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (SNwMD)

253 No .... For Old Men

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (2DOZq)

254
"Three meals a day," low budget travelogue.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (m9X4Y)

255 Das Booty

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (CDETr)

256

Magnificent Bitches

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (t3kPl)

257 One Flew Over The Cooze Nest

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (xPl2J)

258 A Cockwork Orange

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

259 Frankenstein does the Wolfman

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (wf3RQ)

260 Weinstein Porn:

Palmetto
Fists of Ficus
Honey, I spanked it to the philodendrons

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (rb1zT)

261 Soylent Groin

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (nBr1j)

262 Seven Samurai and a Geisha

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (QC/4S)

263 "Robin Hood and the Sherriff of Nuttingham"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (O848g)

264 Scenes from the Ass Struggle in Beverly's Hills

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (ANIFC)

265 Shove Story (Al Gore was responsible for that one.)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (mJ8mX)

266 Sophie's Erotic Choice

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

267 Beverly Hill Cuck

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (CDETr)

268 M*I*S*H*

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (mJ8mX)

269 Fvcking in the Rain

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (QC/4S)

270 Guess Who's Cumming at Dinner.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (CNHr1)

271 Penis of April

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (qJtVm)

272 Good Moaning, Vietnam

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (SNwMD)

273 Sex Toy Story

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

274 The Three Splooges

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (Ckg4U)

275 Mr. Smith Goes All the Way

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (QC/4S)

276 Magnificent Seven Inches

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

277 All Of The President's SeMen

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (Kwhm/)

278 The Load Warrior

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (xPl2J)

279 Dr Strange: Or how I learned to quit worrying and love Anal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (rb1zT)

280 This is even better than watching the credits at the end of a real movie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (tRaq7)

281 The Maltese Fuckin'

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

282
I Saw Who You Did Last Summer

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (vIjh1)

283 The White Stuff.

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (pprGw)

284 Note to self. Put down the drink on a thread like this. Laughing so much that I hurt.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (pzA2L)

285 Passenger 69

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (CDETr)

286 The Pussies Of Madison County

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ)

287 Herpes Rides Again

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (qJtVm)

288 I really like Cruz.

Bannon approves. He's not raising any primary challengers in Cruz's state.

Posted by: uncle Harvey at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (6FqZa)

289 Ramm Blow

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (U3PcU)

290 Pleasureville

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (SNwMD)

291 When I worked at Charter, I had a guy call in that wanted me to read him the titles of their on demand porn....slowly. I declined. I also had a guy tell me that our porn wasn't very good.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (JKNZq)

292 Genghis Can Again and Again and Again.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (nBr1j)

293 Rebel Without A Cock

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (QC/4S)

294 Mad Maxie: Beyond Thunderthighs (it's a fetish film)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (rb1zT)

295

Bridge over the River Quim

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (t3kPl)

296 Penis Rising

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (60v4h)

297 Beatmaster

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (KP5rU)

298 Bad Max

Posted by: X-ray at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (dfVjB)

299 Little Shop of Whores.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (CNHr1)

300 Blew Velvet

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

301 Seven Queers in Tibet

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (nBr1j)

302 5 Easy Pieces of Ass

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (/tuJf)

303 Doing Miss Daisy

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (QMwOT)

304 GladIater

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (yhdMF)

305

The Longest Every Day

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (t3kPl)

306 278 The Load Warrior
Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (xPl2J)

My favorite so far

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

307 Snow White Does 7 Dwarves

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (/tuJf)

308 The Semen Samurai

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (xlESs)

309 Ben-Hurt

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (QC/4S)

310 easy rider - the remake

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (FKrah)

311 Hello. Oh. Never mind.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (T46cv)

312 Being John Breakabitch

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (2wRtc)

313 Wizard of Ossssss

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (/tuJf)

314 The Great White Ho...

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (mJ8mX)

315 or sleazy rider

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (FKrah)

316 Wet Ride Story

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

317

The Satan Bugger

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (t3kPl)

318 The Pimp and I

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (CNHr1)

319 Desperately Seeking Sex

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (SNwMD)

320 El Cock

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (rb1zT)

321 The Whore Whisperer

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (Kwhm/)

322 Easy Rider, Rides Again and Again

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (QC/4S)

323 Rio Blowjob

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (rb1zT)

324 The Dark Cock Rises

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (ANIFC)

325 Tiger's Wood

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (3myMJ)

326 On Golden Mound

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (nBr1j)

327 Whore-a! Whore-a! Whore-a!

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (CDETr)

328 Sockfail, ugh.

Anyway re LAPD is investigating Harvey for rape: I am surprised they didn't tweet that with the tag "#metoo".

If a New York DA took Harvey money, you just know the LA system took a lot more of it. It is to laugh that the LAPD is concerny concerned about this, for all their posturing now.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (6FqZa)

329 The NeverEnding Orgy

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (qJtVm)

330 The Quiet Man Ass

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (rb1zT)

331 The Story of O, and P.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (60v4h)

332 Man of Ass Muncha

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (ANIFC)

333 the devil and mrs. muir

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (FKrah)

334 Somebody email WeirdDave and tell him he can take the night off since we won't be needing an ONT tonight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (tRaq7)

335 Horton Hears a Ho!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (mJ8mX)

336 Wet Pussies Society

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

337 Mighty Morphin Butt Rangers

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (/tuJf)

338

Romancing the Poon

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (t3kPl)

339 Guess Who is Coming

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (QC/4S)

340 On Golden Blonde

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (ANIFC)

341 Big Trouble in Little Miss China

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (wf3RQ)

342 this is hard.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (FKrah)

343 Pretty sure I starred in Moby's Dick

Posted by: Gregory's Pecker at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (HljlU)

344 Yankee Doodles with Dandie

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (QC/4S)

345 When Harry Banged Sally

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

346 Babe Except Without Talking Animals Also It's Just A Bunch Of People Boning All The Time So I Guess Not Really Babe At All My Mistake

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (y87Qq)

347 2(.)(.)1: a space odyssey.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (AxFdW)

348 I also had a guy tell me that our porn wasn't very good.

Was it me? If he said "I've been better sh!t than this in academic journals about Pompeii" that might be a hint

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa)

349 Spunkirk

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

350 this is hard.


ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (60v4h)

351 A Man Called Whores

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (mJ8mX)

352 The Men Who Stare At Goat's Sphincters

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (Kwhm/)

353 Per @AndyMcCullough:
With Kenley Jansen and Brandon Morrow set up late, Dave Roberts expects Clayton Kershaw "to go as hard as you can for as long as you can."

-- What I used to tell him when we dated.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (ASGHc)

354 Hump Silent, Hump Deep

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (CDETr)

355 The Wizard Does Oz

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (QMwOT)

356 The Horny Professor

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (CNHr1)

357 The Poon Hunter

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (QC/4S)

358 girls interrupted

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (FKrah)

359 Spartacocks

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (ANIFC)

360
Ice Station Deeper

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (t3kPl)

361 Die Whored

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (rb1zT)

362 Mountument Men

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (wf3RQ)

363 Sex, Lies and Videotape. Oh wait....

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (CNHr1)

364 The Nutting Professor

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (ANIFC)

365 Every Which Way But Loose

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (SNwMD)

366 Harold and Kumar Hump Some White Asshole

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (2wRtc)

367 this is hard.
Who was in that? Elliot Gould?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (mJ8mX)

368 80 Moonraper
Posted by: josephistan


Already a parody poster in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Starring Ben Affleck.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (6FqZa)

369 African Queen

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (rb1zT)

370 faster and furiouser er

sp

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (FKrah)

371 I Swallow 13".

Posted by: Linda Lovelace at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (pprGw)

372 Every Which Way Butt Loose

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (SNwMD)

373 Blowing Me in the Wind

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (QMwOT)

374 Schindlers Lust

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (KP5rU)

375 No, I am Sportacocks!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (mJ8mX)

376 The Man Who Banged Liberty Valance

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (xPl2J)

377 In Her Stellar

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (2DOZq)

378 36 Know what's even funnier? When somebody cusses on the telly, it's bleeped out of the audio but the closed captioning shows the bleeped-out word.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (tRaq7)


Funnier than this? In the movie The Martian there's a scene where Watney screams 'FUCK!' while in the rover. The camera is 'outside' the rover so there's nothing on the audio track (thus, as a Youtuber I'm fond of points out, slipping it by the MPAA) buuuutt.....guess what's on the closed captions. Yup.

Good work closed captioning crew. Good. Work.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (oJ1IC)

379 deeper impact

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (FKrah)

380 Schindler's Fist

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (qJtVm)

381 9 1/2 inches

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

382 Remains of the Dick

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (rb1zT)

383 Tit-tanic

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (CDETr)

384 Womb Raider.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (yhdMF)

385

Where Peepers Dare

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (t3kPl)

386 Harold and Kumar Hump Some White Asshole

If you saw any of those movies, that wasn't far off the mark of certain scenes.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)

387 The Cable Man Always Rings Twice

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (cHbmY)

388 Titisie

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (QC/4S)

389 Deep Impact

Double entendre movies

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (2DOZq)

390 "9 1/2 inches"

The original was already pretty much porn.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)

391 eris bad girl bad!

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (FKrah)

392 Thats My Bush!

Posted by: BSG at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (LilNs)

393 The Owl and the Pussy

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (xlESs)

394 Force 10 Inches from Navarone

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (rb1zT)

395 Jeez, which one Willow?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (qJtVm)

396 9 1/2 inches

How YOU doin??

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (CNHr1)

397 Das Bootie !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (QC/4S)

398
The Sexorcist

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (vIjh1)

399 *slow clap*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (tRaq7)

400 The Man Who Came Too Much

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (QMwOT)

401 7 Days in Maya

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (yhdMF)

402 Humpy Old Men

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (SNwMD)

403 Hoodz in the Boyz

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (2wRtc)

404 All The Ex-President's Men

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

405 ben in hur

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (AxFdW)

406 The Diddler on the Roof

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (xlESs)

407 Look Who's Fucking

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (2DOZq)

408 schindlers fist!

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (FKrah)

409 The Longest Samurai

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (wf3RQ)

410 (um, do over ) DAS BOOTY

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (QC/4S)

411 I'm gettin' more Circus Peanuts tomorrow. That's my pron.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (14URa)

412 Midsummer's Night Cream

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (ANIFC)

413 o hell now that is stuck in my head.

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (FKrah)

414 Three Men and a Lady

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (2DOZq)

415 The XXX Files: Undersold

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (Kwhm/)

416 Fellowship of the Cock Ring

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (rb1zT)

417 Eat. Me.

Posted by: Stu Spielburg at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (bc2Lc)

418 Splooged

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (Mouru)

419 Good work closed captioning crew. Good. Work.
I've seen that on PBS doing British and other foreign TV series where the spoken word is bleeped but the CC has the actual word. Or letting English swearwords go because the PBS censor doesn't know that it's a naughty word. (Although I can't think of one I've heard recently.)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (mJ8mX)

420
Blackcock Down

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (vIjh1)

421 Dude, Where's My Cock

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (xlESs)

422 Bitch Mountain

Posted by: X-ray at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (dfVjB)

423

The Long Tailer

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (t3kPl)

424 The Muppets Tap Manhatten

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (qJtVm)

425 Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Now

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (U3PcU)

426 411 I'm gettin' more Circus Peanuts tomorrow. That's my pron.
Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (14URa)

You mean Circus Penis?

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

427

Girthy Old Men

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (t3kPl)

428 Brokeback Melons

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (rb1zT)

429 Three Men and a Baby Maker

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (Kwhm/)

430 the hound and the cocks

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (FKrah)

431 The Firm-ist

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (wf3RQ)

432 Bone Star

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (cHbmY)

433 >> I can't think of any reason for Amazon or the NFL to think I give a wet fart about football, or ever have, so it's not like I have a bunch of NFL shit in my history or profile or whatever. Desperation from the NFL maybe?

Amazon has been advertising the heck out of NFL the past week or so. I think Amazon's been paid big sums to try to offset reduced viewership.

Posted by: bananaDream at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (yRBj9)

434 Secretary'sAss

Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (YFnq5)

435

Eating Gilbert's Grapes

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (t3kPl)

436 Forrest Hump

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (QC/4S)

437 No Nookie for Old Men

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (/tuJf)

438 The Muppets Tap Manhattan
Miss Piggy gets porked in that one!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (mJ8mX)

439 The Swamp Cocks

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (qJtVm)

440 Harry Pooter: The Prisoner of AzHerban

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (rb1zT)

441 Star Trek 2: The Girth of Kahn

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (QMwOT)

442 You mean Circus Penis?

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (ANIFC)
It was too easy. I might not have high standards, but I do have standards.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (14URa)

443 Darby O'Gill and the Little Cocks

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (yhdMF)

444 Jaws. And Tongue.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (YFnq5)

445 The Schlong Remains the Same

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (2wRtc)

446 Dong of the South

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (qJtVm)

447 Banana Splits Gay ... oh wait that's not a movie ?

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (xlESs)

448 Broken Balls

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (SNwMD)

449 3-10 Inchers in Yuma

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (wf3RQ)

450 The Girth of a Nation

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (rb1zT)

451 The Good, the Bad, and the Bumping Uglies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (/qEW2)

452

Cumder the Rainbow (Gay Midget Pron)

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (t3kPl)

453 The Longest Lay.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (i+fad)

454 Sleeping Booty

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

455 The Big Dill-do

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (cHbmY)

456 toys in babeland

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (AxFdW)

457 Bang the Dong Slowly

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (xlESs)

458 Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

459

To Live and Die Getting Laid

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (t3kPl)

460 Route 69

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (xlESs)

461 The Legend of Banger Vance

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (wf3RQ)

462 Midget Jones and the End of Penis

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (SNwMD)

463 Schlong With the Wind.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (i+fad)

464
Wizard of Aaahhhhs

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (vIjh1)

465 Bring Me Some Head from Alfredo Garcia

Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (YFnq5)

466 For a Few Dildos More

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (O848g)

467 Taken- again and again

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (FKrah)

468 O Face Space

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (ANIFC)

469 Felch. (Fletch)

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (xlESs)

470 Whore Games.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (i+fad)

471 On The Watersport

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (U3PcU)

472 The Right Butt Stuff

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC)

473 Die HARD

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (yhdMF)

474 andycanuck,

It's not even a matter of TV censors. This is on the DVD. Which I discovered while watching the movie with my hearing impaired (and not at all happy to see swear words) mother and my niece.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (oJ1IC)

475 Screw Hard with a Vengeance

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (QC/4S)

476 Almost 500 comments within an hour

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC)

477 476 Almost 500 comments within an hour

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC)


Pron. Whatayagonnado?

Posted by: J. Random Dude at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (oJ1IC)

478 Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle

A real title....

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (QMwOT)

479 Jizzsaw.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (/qEW2)

480 I couldn't bring myself to write it, but you will know.

Snow White and the Huntsman

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (SNwMD)

481 The Sting.... Owww

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (U3PcU)

482 The Megyn Kelly Show

Posted by: X-ray at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (dfVjB)

483 Fuck: The Final Frontier


Stolen from the sidebar

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (IWbvi)

484 captain marvel-ous and his chicks

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (FKrah)

485
Out of Ass, Ricka

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (vIjh1)

486 The Way We Boink

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (SNwMD)

487 Brian's Dong.

Posted by: Jean Shallot. at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (bc2Lc)

488 Eating Raoul's Wife

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (Kwhm/)

489 Logan Gets Lucky

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (QMwOT)

490 TRUMP = The TAX SATAN FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS

Presdent Obama = The Savior of this Cuntry and the middle class

Any Question Persons of Color haters ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (WmgTn)

491 The Hunt For Red...Bend Over!

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (cHbmY)

492 Casa Wanker

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (nBr1j)

493 Jurassic Cock

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (xPl2J)

494 The Big Drill

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

495 Paths of Gloryhole

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (QC/4S)

496 Gorillas in the Miss

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (ANIFC)

497 The sexorcist

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (fA1SL)

498 Drilling Miss Daisy

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

499 Blazing Paddles.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (i+fad)

500

The national press secretary for Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign castigated John Kelly on Thursday after the White House chief of staff delivered an impassioned defense of President Donald Trump's call this week to the widow of a slain soldier.

Brian Fallon sent out multiple tweets following Kelly's appearance at the White House press briefing, where he chastised Democratic Rep. Frederica Wilson (Fla.) for revealing details of Trump's phone conversation with the widow of a soldier killed in Niger and paid tribute to U.S. military members who volunteer to serve their country.

Fallon responded to Kelly's remarks on Twitter, calling the retired four-star Marine Corps general an "enabler of Trump" and "as odious as the rest." He also told Twitter users not to be "distracted by the uniform," appearing to suggest that Kelly should not escape criticism on the issues he discussed because he served in the military.

Posted by: Oliver Hardy at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l)

501 Bonnie and Clydesdale

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (U3PcU)

502 The Good, The Bad, and the Horny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (O848g)

503 Amazon has been advertising the heck out of NFL the past week or so. I think Amazon's been paid big sums to try to offset reduced viewership.
Posted by: bananaDream at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (yRBj9)


That's kind of what I figured. If it's a targeted ad, the only profile I fit is age and sex. If it's the NFL firehosing money at advertisers to remind people that sometimes football is a thing that exists, well, that's more likely. Even fits in with the content of the thread!

"Hi, I'm the NFL. You look like a dude in his late 30s, so I'm just gonna come out and say it: if you tune in the game, I will literally suck your dick behind the Denny's on Grand River. You don't even have to watch the game, or even have it on, just DVR it. Or at least click past it. No joke. Your dick, our face, our tears of desperation and failure. Let's make it happen."

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (y87Qq)

504 The Prince of Thighs

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (SNwMD)

505 The Great Felator

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (QC/4S)

506 OK, that's 500 comments with 7 minutes to go.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (tRaq7)

507 The Fill her Delta Story

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (ANIFC)

508 Apocadildo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (rb1zT)

509 The Penis of Tides

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (SNwMD)

510 You ever come to a thread...start reading at the bottom and go 'WTH is going on here?'


Yeah, me...now.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (Enq6K)

511 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro

Mary Does Montpelier

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (cHbmY)

512 The dong that couldn't screw straight

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

513 12 years a slave

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (tMFgx)

514 A Few Dollar Whore

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (2wRtc)

515 The Touchables

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (QC/4S)

516 The Fucks and the Mound

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (xlESs)

517 Endless Cummer

Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (YFnq5)

518 Bitch Perfect

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (QMwOT)

519 The Outlaw Josie Blows

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (rb1zT)

520 Willy Wanker and the Condom Factory

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (SNwMD)

521 An Officer and a Gerbil - starring Richard Gere.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (F6tBH)

522 Reservoir Dongs

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (Kwhm/)

523 The Apple Humpling Gang

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (O848g)

524 The Loins in Winter

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (rb1zT)

525 Fern's gully

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (tMFgx)

526 The Three Mandingos

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (U3PcU)

527 A Man for all Semen

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (rb1zT)

528 Fvck Club (too easy)

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (QC/4S)

529 Legally Bound

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (QMwOT)

530 The falcon and the snowball

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

531 Phallus In Wonderland

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (xPl2J)

532
Hollow Weenie Movie

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (vIjh1)

533 eight isn't enough..

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (FKrah)

534 Cockadile Dundee

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (wf3RQ)

535 My Orgy With Andre

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (nBr1j)

536 The Incredible Mr. Pimp-It

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (O848g)

537 Debbie Does Dale's Ass

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (ANIFC)

538 A Fistfull of - I just can't do it

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (yhdMF)

539 Dickless in Seattle

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (xlESs)

540 Tami, I'm just watching.

This is fascinating.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (tRaq7)

541 My Dinner With Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (QMwOT)

542
That's kind of what I figured. If it's a
targeted ad, the only profile I fit is age and sex. If it's the NFL
firehosing money at advertisers to remind people that sometimes football
is a thing that exists, well, that's more likely. Even fits in with the
content of the thread!



"Hi, I'm the NFL. You look like a dude in his late 30s, so I'm just
gonna come out and say it: if you tune in the game, I will literally
suck your dick behind the Denny's on Grand River. You don't even have to
watch the game, or even have it on, just DVR it. Or at least click past
it. No joke. Your dick, our face, our tears of desperation and failure.
Let's make it happen."

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (y87Qq)

It was announced earlier this year that Amazon will carry the NFL's Thursday night games for prime members.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (Enq6K)

543 Hmmm . . . I checked the comments to see the amusing remarks about bernie getting pwned, but I see it's mostly pron titles.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (QBrQE)

544 In the Heat of the Meat

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (O848g)

545 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (xlESs)

546 Fucktasic Voyage

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (rb1zT)

547 undercovers

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (FKrah)

548
Bed Knobs and Boom Sticks

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (vIjh1)

549 Just about any real Disney movie title will work.

The Shaggy DA

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (IWbvi)

550 Pron of the Dead

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

551 Cherry Poppins

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (qJtVm)

552 Sperms of Endearment

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

553

The Incredible Mr. Limpdick

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (t3kPl)

554 The Big Shart.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (i+fad)

555 Gotta head out. Back soon.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (QMwOT)

556 Beat Me in St Louis

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

557 540
Tami, I'm just watching.



This is fascinating.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (tRaq7)

I've never seen so many comments with so few words.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (Enq6K)

558 rock this cradle

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (FKrah)

559 The Jerk(off)

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (xlESs)

560 20,000 Lesbians under the Seman

Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (wf3RQ)

561 Four Grooms

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (rb1zT)

562 >>> I checked the comments to see the amusing remarks about bernie getting pwned, but I see it's mostly pron titles.

Come on. You're not new.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (cHbmY)

563 Les Jizzerables

Posted by: I'm not putting my name on this at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (tMFgx)

564 556 Beat Me in St Louis
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)
---
Bang bang bang went the tranny...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (qJtVm)

565 Come back to the 5 and Grind, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (SNwMD)

566
The Bare Bitch Project

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (vIjh1)

567 From Dusk Until The Crack Of Dawn's Greasy Ass

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (Kwhm/)

568 557 540
Tami, I'm just watching.



This is fascinating.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (tRaq7)

I've never seen so many comments with so few words.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (Enq6K)

Most are actual full scripts from porn movies.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (ABjxW)

569 Chains, Trains, amd Automobiles

Uncle Cuck

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

570 There Will Be Cum

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

571 Guess Who's Coming to Screw?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (yhdMF)

572 Howard the Fuck

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (xlESs)

573

The Drilling Fields

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (t3kPl)

574 Lust in Translation

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (rb1zT)

575 er.. Rambo first blood. (real title) could look porn

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (FKrah)

576 It was announced earlier this year that Amazon will carry the NFL's Thursday night games for prime members.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (Enq6K)


Oh, well that answers that. I guess I'd just never seen it before.

Also, you said 'prime members'. Tee hee.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (y87Qq)

577 Lock, Cock, and two smoking babes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (rb1zT)

578 Silence of the clams

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (fA1SL)

579 Speaking of dildos and butt plugs (you guys were, weren't you??), Ret. REAR Admiral John Shitweasel Kirby joined in with the other CNN shitweasels shitting all over Gen. Kelly tonight.

Just thought I'd leave that here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (PY9jH)

580 In keeping with the spirit of this post, headline from Drudge:

Inmate Sues Penal System Over 91-Hour Erection

Best part of the story, the prisoners name is Dustin Lance.

http://tinyurl.com/yakgyabb

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

581 Balls on Fire

Balls of Desire

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (SNwMD)

582 Time Cock

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

583 Orgy on the Orient Exxxpress

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (nBr1j)

584 Immoral Beloved

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (cHbmY)

585 The Milagro Bean Flicking War

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (yzxic)

586 Doggy Days and Nights of Summer

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (QC/4S)

587 Coitus Interrupted

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (xlESs)

588 Field of Wet Dreams

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (bjlHK)

589 Dodgers score first, 1-0

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r)

590 Field of Wet Dreams

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (SNwMD)

591 Trainmaking

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (rb1zT)

592 High Poon

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (nBr1j)

593 Peeing There

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (qJtVm)

594 I can't even help myself anymore. Somebody do an intervention.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (nBr1j)

595 589 Dodgers score first, 1-0
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r)

Dude, that's just weird.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (ANIFC)

596 Dammit Harvey!!

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (SNwMD)

597 Free My Willy

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (xlESs)

598 The Fistmaiden

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (QC/4S)

599 >>> Dodgers score first

I don't get it.

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (cHbmY)

600 xxx files

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (FKrah)

601 Human Centipede

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (rb1zT)

602 Most are actual full scripts from porn movies.

Hence the fascination. Don't get me wrong, I've seen my share of pr0n too, but to watch this display of pr0n-fu is truly awe-inspiring.

Joe Bob Briggs would be proud.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (tRaq7)

603 No Way In

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (SNwMD)

604 Barack and Michelle: A Love Story

or

A Guy and His Beard

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (PY9jH)

605 Days of Thunder Thighs

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (rb1zT)

606 ugh,
cum along cassidy

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (FKrah)

607 Top Gams

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (rb1zT)

608 Massage and a Throttle

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (SNwMD)

609 Tranny Spotting

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (yzxic)

610 Seven Beejers for Seven Brothers

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

611 Bar Thighs

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (cHbmY)

612 GroundHUNG Day

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (rb1zT)

613 Father Does the Bride.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (i+fad)

614 Starship Poopers

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (qJtVm)

615 Oklahomama!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (rb1zT)

616 I think this thread will easily reach 1,000.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

617 Splendor in the Ass

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (qJtVm)

618 Snow White and the Seven 8-Balls She Traded For One Night of SMBD

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (Kwhm/)

619 We Were Young Once, And Horny

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (cHbmY)

620 West Size Story

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (rb1zT)

621 And nary a repeat. Damn, you guys are good.

Fast, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (tRaq7)

622 Death Takes a Whore a Day

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (qJtVm)

623 M*I*L*F

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

624 Scatman.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (i+fad)

625 3 men in a babe

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (AxFdW)

626 Event Whores Rising

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (yzxic)

627 Philodendron (more weinstein porn)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (rb1zT)

628 Forget it Ace, its prom!

Posted by: fu52 at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (HpUpB)

629 G*A*S*H

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

630 Meat the Parents

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (xlESs)

631
Speaking of dildos and butt plugs (you guys were, weren't you??), Ret. REAR Admiral John Shitweasel Kirby joined in with the other CNN shitweasels shitting all over Gen. Kelly tonight.

Just thought I'd leave that here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Kirby is a real piece of work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

632 A Sinful Plan

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (cHbmY)

633 Deep Space Nine

I think I'm getting the hang of this!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (Sv2/X)

634 Babe n me

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (FKrah)

635 As Long as It Gets

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (SNwMD)

636 American Booty

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (bjlHK)

637 Gorillas in the Miss
------
That's the sequel to "Serial Apist" right?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (mJ8mX)

638 Pooperman.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (i+fad)

639
Lawrence of a Labia.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (vIjh1)

640 69th Warrior

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (rb1zT)

641 589 Dodgers score first, 1-0
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r)

Dude, that's just weird.
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (ANIFC)

Baseball pron.

Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (qQcQl)

642 The Boner Collector

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

643 Plan 69 from outer space

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

644 The 400 Blows

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (QC/4S)

645 Still?

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (14URa)

646 Suckawhile Dundee.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (i+fad)

647 Nine Men In

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (qJtVm)

648 Meet the Fvckers

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (SNwMD)

649 once upon a time in mae west

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (AxFdW)

650 Speaking as a father, that Raiders stadium looks pretty, um not packed.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (ce4vQ)

651 Ass

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (6U3DW)

652 School of Cock

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (xlESs)

653 The Bitches of Madison County

Who I didn't visit

Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (pszv/)

654 Androgynous Strain

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (rb1zT)

655 Still?

Just kick back Peaches, and enjoy the show.

Wine cooler?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (tRaq7)

656 Hah! Best Drudge headline ever (not sure this will work):

TONIGHT: Uranus Visible To Naked Eye...

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (14URa)

657 "It Came In Outer Space"

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (cHbmY)

658 The Italian Blowjob

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

659 The Ass Bottom Boat

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (SNwMD)

660 The 47 Bonin'

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (fA1SL)

661 Bitches of Breastlick

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (rb1zT)

662 Orgasms 11

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

663 Star Whores: Return of the Browneye.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (i+fad)

664 back to the drawing board

Posted by: vizzy at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (s5Khz)

665 Wine cooler?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (tRaq7)
Ew.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (14URa)

666 Homo Spacians

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (Kz9dH)

667 Father Does the Bride.
Posted by: Country Boy


My eyes are bugging out of my head, but that's good.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (pszv/)

668 Please Don't Meat the Ladies

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (SNwMD)

669 To Sir with Glove

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (nBr1j)

670 Buck Rogers her

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (rb1zT)

671 Dog Dick Afternoon

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (U3PcU)

672 Brides Head Revisited

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (qJtVm)

673 Edward Scissorhands

oh what is this?

Edward Penishands?

Tim Burton, you naughty, naughty boy.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (ce4vQ)

674 There Will be Bang

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (QC/4S)

675 To Sir With Lube

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (qJtVm)

676 Black Snake Moan

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (6U3DW)

677 Manass: Dicks of Fate

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (rb1zT)

678
Dont Tell Mom The Babysitters Did

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (vIjh1)

679 The Boner Sanction

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

680 645
Still?


Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (14URa)

We need some way to slap them outta it. How do you slap 200 morons at once?

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (Enq6K)

681 669 To Sir with Glove
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (nBr1j)

Can't forget the memorable movie score and soundtrack, "Smell the Glove"

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (ce4vQ)

682 OK, how about pull of Valu-Rite before the glass bottle starts to get soft?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (tRaq7)

683 Finding Nooner

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (QC/4S)

684 Play Me Again, Sam

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (SNwMD)

685

Queer as Fuck

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (t3kPl)

686 Midnight Runs

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (xlESs)

687 The Third Man Tonight

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (cHbmY)

688 Legend of Whore House

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (rb1zT)

689 Goodfuckers

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (yzxic)

690 King Leer

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (nBr1j)

691 Poon, Trains and Automobiles

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

692

Last time we did this I think we went over 1000...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (t3kPl)

693 The Deep ...Hunter

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (QC/4S)

694 The 39 Stepsisters

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (rb1zT)

695 Last time we did this I think we went over 1000...

==

I doing my best, here !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (QC/4S)

696 What about Boobs?

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (SNwMD)

697 The Boys from Brazilian

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (fA1SL)

698 Love Among the Bruins

(with DiCaprio)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (qJtVm)

699 Wayne Gacy's World

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (U3PcU)

700 Detroit Cock City

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (cHbmY)

701 GladHeAteHer

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (yzxic)

702 Dial M, for Mish

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (QC/4S)

703 The Gams of Naverrone

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (rb1zT)

704 The Lady did the Tramp

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (ce4vQ)

705 >> Dodgers score first



I don't get it.
------
That's not what she said!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (mJ8mX)

706 Lawrence in an Arabian

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (yhdMF)

707 A Dick Too Far

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (DyqiE)

708 Ellen Degeneres, Whoopi, and Hillary. In a pile. Going at it.

Let's see if this works, Tami and Peaches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (PY9jH)

709 Greystroke: The Legend of Whorezan.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

710 Bukkake and the Beast

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (ce4vQ)

711 Dirty Dozen

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (rb1zT)

712 First Blood

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (6U3DW)

713 Inwhoreious Basterds

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (fA1SL)

714

The Little Mermaid's Brown Starfish

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (t3kPl)

715 Cumming to America

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (xlESs)

716 V.I. Whoreshawski

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

717 La La Land

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (ce4vQ)

718 The Wangs of Fear

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (QC/4S)

719 656 Hah! Best Drudge headline ever (not sure this will work):

TONIGHT: Uranus Visible To Naked Eye...
Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (14URa)


Yeah. It's slightly brighter than 6th magnitude at best.

So, if you're 100 miles away from city and suburban lights,

and you have a detailed star chart and/or know the constellations *very* well,

then it will "pop out". LOL.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

720 When Kevin McCallister had to fend for himself, Trump walked away.

https://youtu.be/YXE3Ku-mGrk?t=16s

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (rnAwa)

721 Strangers Pulling a train

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

722 Romancing the Bone

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (rb1zT)

723 Santa Claus Does The Martians

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (cHbmY)

724 Bromancing the Bone

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (ce4vQ)

725 I, Sexbot

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

726 White Men Can't Hump.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (i+fad)

727 Mary Pop-ins

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (ce4vQ)

728 Private Ido, Ho

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (cHbmY)

729 Deep Sonobi!

Posted by: Sonobi! at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (Wvkeg)

730 When Harry Smelled Sally

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (xlESs)

731 The Trouble with Harry's wang

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (rb1zT)

732 5 easy pieces

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (AxFdW)

733 Saving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (PY9jH)

734 Jiggly

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

735 708 Ellen Degeneres, Whoopi, and Hillary. In a pile. Going at it.


Sister Act 3

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (SNwMD)

736 Fern Gully 2: The Potted Plants

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (ce4vQ)

737 @725 - nice !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (QC/4S)

738

From Here to Sperm City

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (t3kPl)

739 All Of Me

Yeah, thanks, Reggie. Very funny.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (pszv/)

740 OK, that's 569 comments in one hour. How fitting.

A new indoor record.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (tRaq7)

741 Shaft

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (6U3DW)

742 Loving Las Vegas

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

743 The Great Train Buggery

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (cHbmY)

744 The Hining

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (U3PcU)

745 The Girl with the Dildo Tattoo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (rb1zT)

746 The Sperminator

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

747 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

I didn't even have to change a word, dirty minds will do all the work, gentiles!

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (xlESs)

748 Days of Thunder-thighs

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (ce4vQ)

749

Queefer Madness

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (t3kPl)

750 The Girl with all the Guys

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (rb1zT)

751 Looking for Mr. Hardwood

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (SNwMD)

752 I need a recommendation for a good self defense gun I can carry in my purse. Any ideas?

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (Enq6K)

753 The little merde maid

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (fA1SL)

754 The Girl with the Dildo Tattoo

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (PY9jH)

755 Bad Santa

...don't leave just yet, Santa!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (pszv/)

756 Panty Asia

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (cHbmY)

757 Someone here a few days ago said "If I had to choose between watching soccer and Harvey Weinstein jerking off into a houseplant, I won't know what to do."
Response: "That's what picture-in-picture is for."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (rnAwa)

758 The Wizard of Ooze

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (ce4vQ)

759 The Great Ball

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (rb1zT)

760 Baredevil

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

761 Twelve Donkeys

Posted by: Looper at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (7xvrP)

762 Titty-Titty Bang-Bang

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:38 PM (rb1zT)

763 The Girl with the Dildo Tattoo

The porn version is less graphic.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 08:38 PM (rnAwa)

764 To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:38 PM (ce4vQ)

765 Let Me Put My Love Into You

(ok, ok. It's a musical)

Posted by: AC/DC at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (pszv/)

766 Bull Do-Him

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (ce4vQ)

767 Hymenbusters

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (xlESs)

768
Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore

I can't believe it. You fuckers are totally slacking.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (eXA4G)

769 So, this is pretty much it for tonight?

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

770 Spooge

Posted by: Charles Dickin's at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (pszv/)

771
Dazed and Cum Fused

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (vIjh1)

772 Field of Creams

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

773 Holy crap. Pixy isn't letting me sock 'a m y s c h u m e r' unless it's about repeating a previous comment.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (mJ8mX)

774 Doing Mrs. Doubtfire

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (DyqiE)

775 The Mate Ricks

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (fA1SL)

776 Octopussy

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (6U3DW)

777 Pleasure of Sierra Tu Madre

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (cHbmY)

778 The River Queef

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (ce4vQ)

779 Mr. Blandings Drills His Dream Whore

Posted by: Looper at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (7xvrP)

780 Trading Sexes

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (xlESs)

781 Erin Brokeabitch

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (SNwMD)

782 A Star is Whorin'

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (yzxic)

783 The Sperminator
-----
Talk to zee hand.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (mJ8mX)

784 Ghost-bustiers

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ce4vQ)

785 Spent

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (yhdMF)

786 Rear Window

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (QC/4S)

787
Rio Low Blow

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (eXA4G)

788 The Shootist.

Posted by: Peter North at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (pszv/)

789 So, this is pretty much it for tonight?

Yep, best I can tell from here.

It's like they had a running downhill start on an icy road.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (tRaq7)

790 Boystown

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ce4vQ)

791 The Virgin Sexless

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (SNwMD)

792 Speaking of Ted Cruz, I just discovered that Twitter has permanently suspended the account that @tedcruz accidentally favorited last month. (The post with pronstar Cory Chase). Also, PornHub's account was permanently blocked.

Thx alot, Ted. :/

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (Hnqc1)

793 I knew it.

As soon as I saw this thread, I said to myself -
'Self. They're just gonna be in there making fun of Porn movie titles...'

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (KJZYq)

794
Whats up, Cock

Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (vIjh1)

795 The Bukkake Kid

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (U3PcU)

796 The Virgin Slip-and-slides

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (ce4vQ)

797
Rise of the Planet of the Gapes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (eXA4G)

798 Ugh. So Tucker must need a Valium after every show.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (ASGHc)

799 The Man with 2 Dicks

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (SNwMD)

800 No Erections for Old Men

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (yhdMF)

801 Honey, I Spunked on the Neighbor's Step Kids

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (KJZYq)

802
28 Lays Later

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (eXA4G)

803 Fuchenstein

Dragula

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (fA1SL)

804 Raiders of the Lust Ark

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (ce4vQ)

805 Dude, Where's My Whore?

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

806 A Whore is Born

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (xlESs)

807 The Man Who Felt Her Smurf

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (qJtVm)

808 Drunken Master, Hidden, oh hell, I just can't do it

Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (pzA2L)

809 The Girl With The Pearl Necklace

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (cHbmY)

810 You've Got E-Male

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (ce4vQ)

811 coughs, live free or die harder

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (FKrah)

812 Sappho's Choice

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

813 It's like they had a running downhill start on an icy road.
-------
"Sliders"

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (mJ8mX)

814 Sex, Actually

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (cHbmY)

815 (Revising one of my previous entries)

47 Bones In

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (fA1SL)

816 Splendor in the Ass.

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (xlESs)

817 Dial 'P' for Paolo
























Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (KJZYq)

818 810

Shit.

meant:

You've Got Male

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (ce4vQ)

819 Keef Olberdouche opines from his bathtub on Gen. Kelly, calling him "a collaborating, enabling nitwit."

Huh.

I'd PPV to watch Gen. Kelly gouge out Keef's eyeballs and well.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)

820 Spinner-Ella

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

821 Mean Queefs

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (yzxic)

822 Crotching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (SNwMD)

823 Crouching Tigress, Hidden Drag Queen

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (fA1SL)

824 Pump Friction

Spit on that thing, Huma!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (Sv2/X)

825 O and more fun

Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (FKrah)

826
Escape from Alma's Ass

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (eXA4G)

827 Canonball Buns

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (ce4vQ)

828 Girl, Inseminated

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

829 Skull Fucking Ms Daisy

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (KJZYq)

830 Tremors

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (6U3DW)

831 I like the idea of HGTV inspired porn...

"Tiny House. Big Dick."

"Love it it Lick It."

"Ho Hunters"

"Ho Hunters: International"



Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (Hnqc1)

832 Frida

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (ce4vQ)

833 Gorillas in the Mish

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (xlESs)

834 The Accidental Humping

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (SNwMD)

835 Jawbreaker

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (6U3DW)

836 The Royal Tappinbums

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (yzxic)

837 An Officer and a Gentleman and Another 4 Guys

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (KJZYq)

838 831

Flip this Haus

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (ce4vQ)

839 Hothello

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

840 Correction...

"Love It *or* Lick It."

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (Hnqc1)

841 I'd PPV to watch Gen. Kelly gouge out Keef's eyeballs and well.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)
----
In the Octogon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (qJtVm)

842 Nope...they're stuck.....

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (Enq6K)

843 The Story of Ooooh!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (mJ8mX)

844 822 Crotching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (SNwMD)

823 Crouching Tigress, Hidden Drag Queen
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (fA1SL)

Nice. Great minds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (rb1zT)

845 The Hunt for Red Pussy

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (yhdMF)

846 So. This is what you morons spend your time on while I'm at work?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (EZebt)

847 Mucha Goo About Humping

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

848 The Men Who Stare at Boobs

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (SNwMD)

849 Raging Boner

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (U3PcU)

850 Stick It!

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (6U3DW)

851 The Count of Monte Crusto

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (Sv2/X)

852 Homo with a shotgun

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (fA1SL)

853 The Poonatic

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

854 Around The World For Eighty Bucks

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (cHbmY)

855 Or maybe..

"Shove It or Lick It"

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (Hnqc1)

856 Forest Hump: Bambi Comes (Of Age)

Posted by: Looper at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (7xvrP)

857 Every Given Sundae

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (ce4vQ)

858
Invasion of the Body Cavities

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (eXA4G)

859 Good Night, and Good Fvck

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (SNwMD)

860 Hair

or

Age of Aqua-Harry Ass

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (ce4vQ)

861 Blazing Boobies

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (mMeIQ)

862 3:10 to Huma

Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (Sv2/X)

863 The Perfect Porn

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (SNwMD)

864 The Piano

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (ce4vQ)

865 Cockula Meats Fuchenstein

Eat, pray, fuck

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (fA1SL)

866 Field of Cums

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (mMeIQ)

867 A Rubber Rams Through It

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (qJtVm)

868 The Cunt of Molly Crisco

Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (etctz)

869 The Porn Identity

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (fA1SL)

870 Midnight Reverse Cowgirl

Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (yzxic)

871 The Vagina Diapers

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (xlESs)

872 Blow Me.

Yeah, I don't care- blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (Sv2/X)

873 3:10 to Huma
---
Brilliant. Can't believe it took over 800!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (qJtVm)

874

Tin Double D Cup

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (t3kPl)

875 Braveshart

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (ce4vQ)

876
Mad Max: The Choad Warrior

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (eXA4G)

877

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Whorehouse

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (t3kPl)

878 Assatar

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Sv2/X)

879 Confession of a Nymphomaniac Mind

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (SNwMD)

880 Nood

Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (pzA2L)

881 "Beachfront Bargain Fuck"

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Hnqc1)

882 Tami - if anything can stop this madness, a gun question might be the one ...

Mrs Eez has carried a Beretta .25 for many years now - periodically I blow lint out of the barrel and swap magazines for her. Okay under the "better than nothing" clause, which I invoked for many years with my little .22 revolver (I was carrying that when I first met her !). fwiw she is a dead shot with that thing; I remember seeing her shooting apples off a tree with it years ago.

Personally I carry a S&W snubnose .38 these days, and in any model without a protruding hammer I unequivocally recommend that as a purse gun; no safety to find, no slide to rack, never a failure-to-function - there's a reason cops all carried that kind of gun before everything got all paramilitary ...

Best advice is go to a local shop and find something that fits your hand and seems do-able mechanically, then try to actually test-fire before you buy.

more ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (z3Hmr)

883 Second Hand Loins

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (cHbmY)

884 Carlos Dangers Way

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:54 PM (U3PcU)

885 Citizen Came

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:54 PM (xlESs)

886 Has anyone seen zombie around lately?

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

887 Diddler on The Roof

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (U3PcU)

888 E.T. The Extra Testicle

Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (xlESs)

889 Nood

Well, duh, it's pr0n, of course they're all nude.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (tRaq7)

890 Fucking Solomon's Behind
... starring Allan Quartermain

Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (etctz)

891
On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (eXA4G)

892 sisterhood of the traveling panty-less

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 19, 2017 08:57 PM (hscyr)

893 Nood

Don't know that one.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (tIhIY)

894 O-tay -

"It's like they had a running downhill start on an icy road."

g'night, foax
long, busy day tomorrow

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (z3Hmr)

895 Naked Gun 2 1/2

But that's in inches, not centimeters!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (tIhIY)

896 Best advice is go to a local shop and find
something that fits your hand and seems do-able mechanically, then try
to actually test-fire before you buy.



more ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (z3Hmr)

Thanks sock! Yeah, I really need to go to a shop and shoot some. We have a bunch of guns we inherited from my FIL but they're manly man guns.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:59 PM (Enq6K)

897 What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:59 PM (6U3DW)

898 Run Silent, Run Ten Inches Deep

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 09:01 PM (Kwhm/)

899 I saw someone doing a trade like that last week at my local shop - might be worth a try.

Best of luck, keep us in the loop for tons of free advice !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (z3Hmr)

900 ... secret cervix... sheeesh

that is excellent.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 09:04 PM (AxFdW)

901 I predict this thread will win.

Groin Card

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 09:05 PM (mJ8mX)

902 Poledhertwice

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (U3PcU)

903
Knocking Up, Baby

Gunga Did Her

Man Titties on the Bounty

Forrest Gunt

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:08 PM (NyJwR)

904 under milkwood

(no preparations needed)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 09:10 PM (AxFdW)

905 Total Reball

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 09:12 PM (mJ8mX)

906
A Man Called Horsefucker

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:12 PM (NyJwR)

907 Vaginatown

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (BeKMO)

908

She Wore a Yellow Merkin


Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (NyJwR)

909 Pussies. They've all left for the other thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (mJ8mX)

910 Lethal Weapon

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 09:14 PM (6U3DW)

911
Ivan, Ho

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:14 PM (NyJwR)

912
How to Suck Seed From Your Business Without Really Trying

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:16 PM (NyJwR)

913 8MM!

Wait..

Posted by: Johnny at October 19, 2017 09:17 PM (kUotE)

914 The Sound of Music!

Wait .. I'm not getting this right, am I?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 09:20 PM (AYOfh)

915 Super Size Me

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 09:24 PM (6U3DW)

916 satellite tv is sooo decadent

love it

but it's just not me

Posted by: happyfeet at October 19, 2017 09:50 PM (mLfQi)

917 If the kids are too young to read the titles, there is no problem.

If the kids are old enough to read the titles, but have to ask what 'horny' or 'dildo' means, then it is called a teachable moment.

If the kids are old enough to know what it means then, if you've raised your kids correctly, it should be a moment of hilarity.

If the kids are old enough to know what it means, and you didn't raise your kids correctly, only then is this a problem.

I remember the huge debates about the violence of the Three Stooges, and how it was corrupting us kids by glorifying violence. As if we kids didn't already know that getting poked in the eye hurt like hell, and because of that it was probably faked on the show. Sheesh! Adults can really be childish..

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 19, 2017 10:09 PM (o7l6R)

918 Pretty Shitty Gang Bang

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 19, 2017 10:16 PM (lD3vL)

919 Down In Abby

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2017 10:18 PM (oiItG)

920 Jennifer 8 Everyone

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (oiItG)

921 3 hours to 920 posts. Not bad at 5.1 posts/min.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 10:33 PM (QMwOT)

For Megyn Kelly, The World Ends Not With a Bang But With a Cringe


You know, I put a Sally Quinn hex on ol' Megyn -- I crushed three acorns into a powder, set the dust on fire, and I chanted "I diminish thy ratings twenty seven hundred percent, three by three by three" -- and now, seriously, I'm ashamed of calling upon the Dark Spirits, and I fear what retribution will boomerang on to me.

I wish I'd paid attention in Sunday School enough to get the official church guidance on Calling on the Dark Powers. I know they said something about it, but I wasn't really paying attention. I'm not sure if they said never Summon the Dark Powers, or always Summon the Dark Powers.

Never open a door in your heart to Satan?

Or always open a door in your heart to Satan, because #Politeness?

I know it was one or the other. I do remember they were very specific about it, though I forget the specifics.

Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now.

Posted by: Ace at 06:16 PM




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1 Heh.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:13 PM (14URa)

2 That's quite the maw.

Posted by: fly gal at October 19, 2017 06:14 PM (8TdcF)

3
Does she do the Katie Couric squat and then accidentally shart the floor?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (mbhDw)

4 what the heck was that?? if you are gonna groove, than shake your booty and go wild baby..don't be all half assed about it.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

5 So her ratings have blood coming out of exactly where?

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (j+dfT)

6 Ace is a witch? This changes everything.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (UdKB7)

7
Her career path is in inverse ratio to that of Donald Trump.

Oops, that's math isn't it?

Seems like that has been happening to more than a few.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (EgwCt)

8 Like a full-bodied dry heave set to music

Posted by: George Costanza at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (ANIFC)

9 (checking the IP codes....)

anyway...

Or always open a door in your heart to Satan, because #Politeness?

++++++++

new church doctrine is that closed doors make baby jesus cry, and you don't want to give into fear, DO YOU?

so, satanism all around.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (RDd1I)

10 Wow. She's got a BIG ASS!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (O5Q3r)

11 What in the whatting what?

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (NWiLs)

12
Somewhere up in Heaven, Paddy Chayefsky can't believe how tame his predictions were in "Network."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (mbhDw)

13 Da fuk?

Posted by: Hitler at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (4e+hS)

14 which reminds me, in shows like supernatural, how come priests don't get no cosmic good guy power against demons and withces and shizz?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (RDd1I)

15 Everybody was white girl dancing.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)

16 True story: When my husband asked our pastor what the Christian Reformed Church does when they need an exorcism, he shrugged and said, "We'd probably call the Catholics."

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (XKZwp)

17 6 Ace is a witch? This changes everything.
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (UdKB7)

More of a shaman. I don't think they call them "witches" on Endor.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (NWiLs)

18 6 Ace is a witch? This changes everything.
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (UdKB7)

Well, he does use Pixy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (mbhDw)

19 I think you only open a door in your heart to Satan if you heart is armed and half-assed good at hitting center mass, no hesitation. Me, I just yell "who is it" in a really nasty voice. Almost chased off the bottle water guy this morning. But, he was so relieved that he hung out and chatted for a bit. After putting that freakin' bottle up for me.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (14URa)

20 Never go full Elaine Benes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (/tuJf)

21 Before even watching the video.....Look at her makeover. SHe's gone from the short hair and sleeveless cocktail dresses in striking colors (red, blcak, white) to longer hair, pale pink dowdy blouse (with long sleeves - who wears those on tv?) and light purple skirt.

Yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (W+vEI)

22 Sweet Fancy Moses!!

Posted by: Kramer at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (AkTSb)

23 What in the hell was that?

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (Sfs6o)

24
Hoda looks like someone just gave her a Liquid Plumr enema.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (mbhDw)

25 ahem * lara spencer * nuff said. oh yeah.

gimmee 5.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (AxFdW)

26
I think she's getting her groove on.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (EgwCt)

27 Anyone have a second verse?

Everybody was white girl dancing
Those chicks were....

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)

28 I'd like to un-hit the tip jar.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (4e+hS)

29 10 Wow. She's got a BIG ASS!
Posted by: tu3031

++++++++

shorty looks short AF...which makes girls' asses look huge.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (RDd1I)

30 admission: i hate that cunt

Posted by: zucked at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (3Ymyu)

31 what the heck was that?? if you are gonna groove, than shake your booty and go wild baby..don't be all half assed about it.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (a0IVu)
-----------

I doubt they can. I'll bet they're both encased in Full Metal Spanx.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (UoSKV)

32 How much do they have to pay the poor bastards to sit in the audience and act happy to be there?

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (j+dfT)

33 23
What in the hell was that?

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (Sfs6o)
Her version of dancing in those shoes..she should have kicked them off and really gone wild.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (a0IVu)

34 17 6 Ace is a witch? This changes everything.
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (UdKB7)

More of a shaman. I don't think they call them "witches" on Endor.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (NWiLs)


"Put an "A" on the end of that word."

- - Agnes Moorehead

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (mbhDw)

35 As for the dark arts - don't. Some doors should just remain closed.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (ANIFC)

36
MeAgain must've been like "Emma" from the ONT the other night, and was trying to get the vibrator unstuck. From her butt.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (8O3HH)

37 There's something about that Hoda chick that makes me want to hit something. Maybe it's her face? Her smarmyness? Smugness? I don't know.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (fjMEv)

38 Part of the plan. MY PLAN.

Posted by: Sally Quinn, hexidicine woman at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (QC/4S)

39 That was ridiculous. And all the clapping seals went along with it. SMH

Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (qQcQl)

40 Or always open a door in your heart to Satan, because #Politeness?

We stopped opening the door for Elijah at our seder because Elijah Cummings might wander in. It's just not worth the risk.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (y87Qq)

41 Look at me! I'm so spontaneous!! It's one of my traits that my rapidly dwindling audience loves so much!!

Posted by: Megyn! at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (O5Q3r)

42 This was like an interpretive dance of this morning's art piece.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (Gmq4N)

43 Ace is not a witch; the proper term is warlock. Unless he's transitioning.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (LQLeS)

44 MeAgain "Bust a Move" Kelly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (Nwg0u)

45 Posing for Playboy in three to five years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (rjrh3)

46 Willowed:

"Come on without,
come on within,
You've not seen nothing like,
raving Sally Quinn... "

Everybody's talkin
'about how so and so croaked
Some said it was ju ju rites
Some, cancer from smoke
Washington is in despair
Every girl and boy
But when Quinn the Magico gets here she's gonna shout A-DOYYY!

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (yqvys)

47 32 How much do they have to pay the poor bastards to sit in the audience and act happy to be there?
Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (j+dfT)


Would you be shocked if I told you people queue up in front of 30 Rock for hours in the early AM, in all weather, for free?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (mbhDw)

48 For Christ's sake, even I can dance better than that.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (xPl2J)

49 So MeAgain's sidekick is an anthropomorphic trout?

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

50 Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (jRA31)

51 There must be some way to reverse the spell. Then, lay off the witchcraft ace or I might have to comment elsewhere.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (UdKB7)

52
She must be fighting for the highly fought for Ellen Degenerate fans with the dancing. Hold onto your hats, this could be something.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (EgwCt)

53 Huh. That was ...

Posted by: FireHorse at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (zkGZ8)

54 If I play that clip I'm going to get stupider, aren't I? Doesn't seem prudent...

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (iFP6G)

55 15 Everybody was white girl dancing.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)

++++

Sung to the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting"?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (FUu/Z)

56 Has Kelly learned NOTHING watching SEINFELD?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (vuY5x)

57 Gurl Powers activate!

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (fjMEv)

58 Oy.

Hoda gave her some of her and Kathie Lee's wine, right?
I think she may have even done the white man's overbite thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (W+vEI)

59 That video clip is grotesque. Woman is dying on the inside, but faking the enthusiasm all the way. It's too damn bad....
Meanwhile The Donald is still POTUS.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (W+kMI)

60 QVC by 2018.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (6U3DW)

61 And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: one of the four beasts
saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a white horse.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (Kwhm/)

62 Shake Your Body Down to the Ground - One of those nice Jackson kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64HZ4KBy9UI

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (tRaq7)

63 again...female suffrage. mistake or curse?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (RDd1I)

64 40 . . . We stopped opening the door for Elijah at our seder because Elijah Cummings might wander in. It's just not worth the risk.
Posted by: hogmartin
____________

Thanks for the great laugh, and consider the line stolen.

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (j+dfT)

65 Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (jRA31)
---------

LOL!!!

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (UoSKV)

66 There's something about that Hoda chick that makes me want to hit something. Maybe it's her face? Her smarmyness? Smugness? I don't know.

-
Her stupid name.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (Nwg0u)

67 That, boys and girls, is what happens when you surrender your life to pumpkin spice.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (wo3jg)

68 21
Before even watching the video.....Look at her makeover. SHe's gone from
the short hair and sleeveless cocktail dresses in striking colors (red,
blcak, white) to longer hair, pale pink dowdy blouse (with long sleeves
- who wears those on tv?) and light purple skirt.

Yikes.


Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (W+vEI)


---

Her hair looks wispier, too. Like she's stressed or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (rjrh3)

69 Take up the White Man's Overbite

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (ANIFC)

70 Older woman in the audience, left hand side, looks disgusted and sad for Megyn... who is still rich, so heck, enjoy!

Posted by: Robert Jenks at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (VbLoi)

71 Kathie Lee is not there?

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (ujg0T)

72 Holy shit, I just realized:

It is as bad as Hillary dancing and getting "real."

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (jRA31)

73 Posing for Playboy in three to five years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (rjrh3)


Only if she's 'transitioning'.

Posted by: Playboy Anti-Prises at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (EgwCt)

74 With careful planning and effort I will show the tv audience how spontaneous I can be.

Posted by: Megan Kelly Girl at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (LQLeS)

75 It is as bad as Hillary dancing and getting "real."

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (jRA31)
Hillary dancing?? eeekkk..when did this happen?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

76 Now Ace, can you your Nyarlathotep-given occult powers to hex the Hildabeast and make her choke on all her lies?

Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (W+kMI)

77 >>Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.

Even we've got standards.

Posted by: Brazzers casting at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (8O3HH)

78 This is even worse than Magic Johnson's show.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (xPl2J)

79 Has anyone tweeted this to Trump?

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (ANIFC)

80 Hey, guys, let's humiliate her first. THEN fire her.

Posted by: NBC at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (iFP6G)

81 21 Before even watching the video.....Look at her makeover. SHe's gone from the short hair and sleeveless cocktail dresses in striking colors (red, blcak, white) to longer hair, pale pink dowdy blouse (with long sleeves - who wears those on tv?) and light purple skirt.

Yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (W+vEI)

++++

Kind of like they do in S&M circles, NBC wants to show its dominance and ownership of Kelly.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (pvjTE)

82 You can take the girl out of Albany, but you can't take Albany out of the girl.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (wo3jg)

83 Both Sally Quinn and MeAgain Kelly are scheduled to polish my barbed knob.

Posted by: Satan! at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (EATOD)

84 OT PSA- There is an " Ette" that thinks way highly of you folks.

Remember when I said there would be BACON? Well I received the most glorious selection of bacon today to go with your hormone and filler free fatted calf burgers.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (qkgvP)

85 Narwhalhotep is going in my name at some point in the future.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (rjrh3)

86 50
Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (jRA31)
At least there would be a point to the sucking.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (14URa)

87 Hillster could make a lame attempt at the robot but she might tip over.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (UdKB7)

88 "Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now."
- Ace

And there it is! That's the problem with y'all old school conservatives.

No follow through. You're content to simply get an enemy down but never have the stomach to finish them off. This is why the enemy is not only never reduced in numbers but actually allowed, and encouraged, to come back to the fight after mutating from the events into a nastier form and with new and numerous allies.

If the Good Lord didn't mean for us to finish off enemies once we had them down, then why did he allow us to invent shovels and the art of grave digging?

Posted by: Grimmy at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (Gsmsg)

89 Everybody was white girl dancin'
Those chicks were barely prancin'

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (yqvys)

90 55 15 Everybody was white girl dancing.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)

++++

Sung to the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting"?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (FUu/Z)


Of course

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (z/Ubi)

91 this is the sort of low lying fruit I expext jimmy fallon to pick

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP code is "BoobS") at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (RDd1I)

92 Wasn't Hoda the name of that rock monster on the old Star Trek series?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (LQLeS)

93 There should have been a Couric cameo. That would have been the cherry on top of this.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (fjMEv)

94 Damn...I can't seem to keep up with the Noods today....


Charles Payne just played a clip from Congresswoman Wilson about her remarks after Gen. Kelly's appearance:


"Let
me tell you something my mother told me when I was just a little
girl....A dog can bark at the moon all night long and it doesn't mean a
thing until the moon barks back."


Charles Payne: I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Enq6K)

95 Her ass looked huge in that dress. Everybody is out to sabatoge her. I love it!

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (6U3DW)

96 Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.
Posted by: trev006 at October



Well if this is how she dances what would the sexing be like?




Guessing the main comment would be Ow! No! Ow! Ow! Stop!

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (vuY5x)

97 Lantern Jew vs Narwhalhotep II: The Wreckening.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (rjrh3)

98 If she had Howard Stern on to ask her if she does threesomes and anal sex it might boost the ratings for a week.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (xPl2J)

99 72 Holy shit, I just realized:

It is as bad as Hillary dancing and getting "real."
--------
It's not that bad; my eyes are not bleeding.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (W+kMI)

100 >>Remember when I said there would be BACON? Well I received the most glorious selection of bacon today to go with your hormone and filler free fatted calf burgers.

I bet a cookbook would come in handy with all that food.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (/tuJf)

101 Maybe they should change the title of the program to something like The Ahoy Iceberg Titanic Show.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Nwg0u)

102 "Wasn't Hoda the name of that rock monster on the old Star Trek series?"

No that was the Whorta.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (UdKB7)

103 54 If I play that clip I'm going to get stupider, aren't I? Doesn't seem prudent...
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (iFP6G)

That was a wise choice.

I played it, and stopped just a few seconds in because I was so embarrassed for her.

Posted by: moki at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (V+V48)

104 Does my spastic moving make my ass look big?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (mcI77)

105 75

https://youtu.be/9oFhPWGmSC8

If I'm lying, I'm dying. I can't find the pure scorn on the Internet anymore, but I imagine the President has it as a ringtone video, to cheer him up when he's feeling blue.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (jRA31)

106 "Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.
Posted by: trev006 at October "
Butt stuff?

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (fjMEv)

107 Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now.

There's still pr0n ...

She's getting mighty close.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (8gDQu)

108 >.It is as bad as Hillary dancing and getting "real."


Ugh, just thought of that one, too.
All those tubby, ugly Dem women dancing and clapping along while (IIRC) Lilly Ledbetter looks at the rest of them in disgust.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (W+vEI)

109 45 Posing for Playboy in three to five years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (rjrh3)

++++

Playboy has transitioned. They do trannies now.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (FUu/Z)

110 92 Wasn't Hoda the name of that rock monster on the old Star Trek series?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (LQLeS)


Horta. Hoda means "hoda da phone" in Italian.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (mbhDw)

111 Ellen D dances a lot and has good ratings. I'll try that.

Posted by: Meagain Kelly at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (dfVjB)

112 94, Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Enq6K)

I wished I could have seen Charles's face as he read that ...and yeah, WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

113 HODA!

Posted by: HODA at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (/tuJf)

114 "I'm smart. Not like everybody says."---Megyn 'Fredo' Kelly

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (FTlwv)

115 Butt stuff?

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (fjMEv)


---

I'd always figured, but seeing that dancing? Nope.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (rjrh3)

116 50 Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (jRA31)


"No fucking way!"

- - the STD infected cock of Johnny Wadd

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (mbhDw)

117 So MeAgain's sidekick is an anthropomorphic trout?

Betsy Bass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (tRaq7)

118 people queue up in front of 30 Rock for hours in the early AM, in all weather, for free?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (mbhDw)

I used to work near Rockefeller Center, and it amazed me that these people would stand in the rain just to be seen in some stupid panning shot for a stupid morning talk show.

And they blocked the sidewalk sometimes, and that made me want to shove them into traffic....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (wYseH)

119 80 Hey, guys, let's humiliate her first. THEN fire her.
=========
The down side of network TV in one line. I applaud you sir.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (W+kMI)

120 Megyn means well.
She seems nice and normal.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 06:27 PM (m9X4Y)

121 I wished I could have seen Charles's face as he read that ...and yeah, WTF does that even mean?


Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

It was a video clip of her. When they cut back to Charles he was like

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:27 PM (Enq6K)

122 Is having a glass table sort of sexist with the legs and skirts

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 06:27 PM (9TU00)

123 The case against the 19th Amendment presents Exhibit A.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

124 You can take the girl out of Albany, but you can't take Albany out of the girl.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
________

That's harsh.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 19, 2017 06:27 PM (zkGZ8)

125 I bet they talked about periods after that.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:28 PM (fjMEv)

126
The neck wattle must be getting pretty extreme. MeAgain is wearing shirts up under her lips.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 06:28 PM (EgwCt)

127 JackStraw- Would you want to be Weasel meeting a large group of Morons/Ettes all asking about the cookbook. Not me man.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 06:28 PM (qkgvP)

128 125 I bet they talked about periods after that.
Posted by: Bosk

+++++++

and that bitch suzy from accounting.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP code is at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (RDd1I)

129 No that was the Whorta.

A silicone-based life form, IIRC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (tRaq7)

130 I bet a cookbook would come in handy with all that food.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (/tuJf)
-----------

When you order your copy, we're going to put it on the slow boat to China. And then have them send it from there.

Expect it sometime in 2019, if you're lucky.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (UoSKV)

131 125
I bet they talked about periods after that.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:28 PM (fjMEv)
At their age? Probably more about menopause symptoms

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

132 94 Damn...I can't seem to keep up with the Noods today....


Charles Payne just played a clip from Congresswoman Wilson about her remarks after Gen. Kelly's appearance:


"Let
me tell you something my mother told me when I was just a little
girl....A dog can bark at the moon all night long and it doesn't mean a
thing until the moon barks back."


Charles Payne: I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Enq6K)

It means cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (ANIFC)

133 That's not an audience, it's a bone farm.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (mcI77)

134
87 Hillster could make a lame attempt at the robot but she might tip over.
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (UdKB7)









The Windows 10 install on her powered exoskeleton didn't go as planned.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (eXA4G)

135 Like these first round football players, she will make more in this one year than any 3 morons, not named moo-moo, will make in a lifetime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (60v4h)

136 Wow. She's got a BIG ASS!
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (O5Q3r)

I was dumbfounded.

Then she twitched oddly for about 30 seconds.

Was that the dancing?

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (3myMJ)

137 109 45 Posing for Playboy in three to five years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (rjrh3)

++++

Playboy has transitioned. They do trannies now.
======
I wish Hef had just closed down the rag with some dignity.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (W+kMI)

138 I'm working really hard at being spontaneous and playful.

Posted by: Megan Kelly the Shimmy and Shake Girl at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (LQLeS)

139

HANG IT UP
GIRLFRIEND

Posted by: The Horta at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (60v4h)

140 135
Like these first round football players, she will make more in this one
year than any 3 morons, not named moo-moo, will make in a lifetime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (60v4h)


---

I don't know what she makes, but I'd imagine just that one show was a year's wage for most of us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (rjrh3)

141 "Is having a glass table sort of sexist with the legs and skirts"

No get that damn thing out of the way so we can have an unobstructed view. Then they can call it "Megyn's View" .

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

142 I would just like to bask in this moment .


Please use your Platinum Membership Comment Search Engine to locate the exact comments where I predicted this.


I called this the moment she left Fox.

Full Couric.

My psychic powers are starting to scare me.


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (2wRtc)

143 >>When you order your copy, we're going to put it on the slow boat to China. And then have them send it from there.


I said a cookbook, not the cookbook. Why do you have to make everything about you?

Posted by: HODA at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

144 107 Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now.

There's still pr0n ...

She's getting mighty close.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (8gDQu)



Next stop: reverse mortgage commercials on late night TV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

145 I don't know which is funnier..her dancing or all your comments..

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (a0IVu)

146 The 37 NBC staff women who make up the audience don't have any rhythm either.

Posted by: Lester at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (LfJIn)

147 Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now.

There's still pr0n ...

She's getting mighty close.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

90days before someone "hacks" some private pics meant for her hubbie

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (9TU00)

148 I said a cookbook, not the cookbook. Why do you have to make everything about you?
Posted by: HODA at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (/tuJf)
----------

Well, excuse me, HODA. I was talking to JackStraw, not you.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (UoSKV)

149 Or "Megyn's Gyn View" or whatever. Twat shots always increase the ratings.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

150 Joan Lunden watch out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (vuY5x)

151 >>Ellen D dances a lot and has good ratings. I'll try that.

Posted by: Meagain Kelly

She eats pussy too.
Just sayin...

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (2cuLk)

152 Well, she probably has a smaller audience than lots of porn girls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (vuY5x)

153 >>Well, excuse me, HODA. I was talking to JackStraw, not you

HODA!

Posted by: HODA at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (/tuJf)

154 The young man at 0:13 for the sweet release from the mortal coil.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (rnAwa)

155
Re the Playboy tranny thing. This is the first *centerfold*, I see. There was a tranny who posed way back in 1981, unbeknownst -- xhe had had the dick rearranging surgery.

Xhe was outed by a tabloid soon after, and posed again, knowingly, in 1991. 26 years ago.

But this one is the first centerfold. This is just a publicity stunt, trying to make a buzz to save their dying empire.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (8O3HH)

156 I can say is this made all the difference in the world. She's much more relatable now.

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (Sfs6o)

157 146 The 37 NBC staff women who make up the audience don't have any rhythm either.
Posted by: Lester at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (LfJIn)



Finally, a substantive argument for diversity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

158
I was dumbfounded.



Then she twitched oddly for about 30 seconds.



Was that the dancing?
=====


That was Twerking, my friend.

"It is better to be thought a bad Twerker, than to bounce your behind and remove all doubt"

- Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (2wRtc)

159 I don't know which is funnier..her dancing or all your comments..

That's not dancing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (tRaq7)

160 Let me tell you something my mother told me when I was just a little girl....A dog can bark at the moon all night long and it doesn't mean a thing until the moon barks back."

-
That was right before judge ordered mama into the home.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (Nwg0u)

161 Her face looks like it's been ironed.
Like painted features on a 2D surface.
Honestly, I understand the showbiz need to keep a youthful appearance but c'mon.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (0jtPF)

162 Ellen at least does some good things on her show - I actually know a mom whose infant daughter died from a rare cancer and Ellen paid all their medical bills.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (a0IVu)

163

The only show she would survive on is one where there are only male guests or a sidekick who always falls over himself and throws love darts at her.

Some people just cannot relate to others, let alone make money out of it. Hard hitting news would have been okay for her if she hadn't pummeled her audience, or looked like a soccer ball.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (fceHP)

164 That was Twerking, my friend.

"It is better to be thought a bad Twerker, than to bounce your behind and remove all doubt"

- Thomas Jefferson


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (2wRtc)
I am dying laughing . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (14URa)

165 >>When you order your copy, we're going to put it on the slow boat to China. And then have them send it from there.



Expect it sometime in 2019, if you're lucky.



Posted by: bluebell

Why is he getting an advance copy?

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (2cuLk)

166 She's mine! All mine!

Posted by: Satan at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (LQLeS)

167 She eats pussy too.
Just sayin...
Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (2cuLk)

Is that harder than sucking dick?

Posted by: Meagain Kelly at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (dfVjB)

168 I HATE what she has done to herself. She was bright, beautiful, talented, and extremely successful, but she started believing her own PR and desired, even more than Jake Tapper, to be a Celebrity Journalist.

What a waste.

The only hope for a turnaround is to go away for a while, disappear completely, return humbled and self-aware, and willing to work her ass of to regain her credibility.

I would, for instance, still kill to see her interview OJ.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (nAp1e)

169 I'd rather watch Bill OReally have phone sex and then beat his wife.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (nUkMr)

170 "sidekick who always falls over himself and throws love darts at her."

I'm available.

Posted by: Harvey! at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

171 I'm reminded of the scene from 'Radioland Murders' when the actors are trying to ad lib their lines and the broadcast engineer says, "This is so sad."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (Gmq4N)

172

Ps, don't let Satan in. Then you'd have to join the Democrat Party. Or, become a Bernie bot.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (fceHP)

173 When you close a door on Satan, he just crawls in through a bedroom window.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (qJtVm)

174 >>>>Ellen D dances a lot and has good ratings. I'll try that.


Thought the Ellen dancing thing started because someone had told her she couldn't dance, so she danced as a joke (look how bad I am!), and it became about guests and audience members teaching her how to dance.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (W+vEI)

175 I can believe for a second that MeAgain never learned to dance like a stripper.

For fuck sake, if you're going to dress like a school marm, take off the fake glasses, undo the bun and whip your hair extensions and shake your ass like it's librarian appreciation day. Otherwise put on skin tight black leather, red lipstick, stilettos, and grab at your crotch like it's on fucking fire, baby! Yeah Megyn!

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (Kwhm/)

176 125
I bet they talked about periods after that.

Posted by: Bosk
===

HOLY GOD NO, YOU'LL GET JEN STARTED

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (2wRtc)

177 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (nAp1e)

OMG! Haven't seen you in ages, NDH!! How've you been? {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (14URa)

178 >> Is that harder than sucking dick?
Posted by: Meagain Kelly

Nothing you do makes me hard, anymore.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (8O3HH)

179 I think this woman had retired. Maybe MeAgain could replace her.


http://tinyurl.com/hdh3jpp

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:36 PM (Enq6K)

180 >>Why is he getting an advance copy?

zing!

You don't know voodoo, do you bluebell?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:36 PM (/tuJf)

181 Then she twitched oddly for about 30 seconds.

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They should have called that big black nurse or whatever the hell he was that Hillz always had within arm's reach.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:36 PM (Nwg0u)

182 But this one is the first centerfold. This is just a publicity stunt, trying to make a buzz to save their dying empire.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (8O3HH)

++++

Complete incompetence. Chicks with dicks is not going to bring back those who left. And, is very unlikely to get many in the way of new customers.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:36 PM (pvjTE)

183 You guys are cracking me up. I'm laughing like a lunatic over here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:37 PM (UoSKV)

184 Reminds me of the St. Vitus Dance.

Posted by: Simkin, your friendly 14th Century peasant at October 19, 2017 06:37 PM (LQLeS)

185 True Hollywood Story by 2019.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 06:37 PM (6U3DW)

186 If nobody has mentioned it yet GWB can EABOD.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (UdKB7)

187 We stopped opening the door for Elijah at our seder because Elijah Cummings might wander in. It's just not worth the risk.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (y87Qq)
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Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (qJtVm)

188 >>Is that harder than sucking dick?

Posted by: Meagain Kelly

Well, it will muffle your annoying voice more.

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (2cuLk)

189 All right, which of you took her grove thing?

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (6n332)

190 She makes Elaine Benis look like....some famous ballerina chick!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (O5Q3r)

191 Hey Megyn! The twerk store called, they're running out of you!

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (ANIFC)

192 Over 100, so I'd like to post a tribute to our landlord.

We moved here in Aug of '14, a hurricane-reinforced double-wide "mobile" home in the Pineywoods of ETex. Decent place, fully furnished, very reasonable rent (probably bec'ause it's 12 miles from the outskirts of the nearest town. OK, back in August, we added half the (huge) garage to what we were renting, to have an indoor place for the mower, trailer, and car. Added about $150 to the rent, but worth it for storm protection for the car, if nothing else.

Note that we mow 7 acres of lawn, and always pay the rent early, so that may have something to do with it.

Anyway, about a week ago I asked if he'd adjust the garage door so I could get it open -- Mr. Empire can manage it, with difficulty; I couldn't open it at all.

So about an hour ago, Greg called, and said he's having the garage guy come out =and put in an electric door=! Not just having the spring adjusted so 74-yo me can wrangle it open, but AN AUTOMATIC DOOR!

Now that is one SUPER landlord!

Posted by: empire1 at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (sfkf6)

193 That was embarrassing. So sad.

Hope she banked the signing bonus. Don't want the kids to ending up having to make sad faces while mom holds a sign on the corner.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (e1mEI)

194 I do love karma

Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (wqVha)

195 155
Re the Playboy tranny thing. This is the first *centerfold*, I see. There was a tranny who posed way back in 1981, unbeknownst -- xhe had had the dick rearranging surgery.

Xhe was outed by a tabloid soon after, and posed again, knowingly, in 1991. 26 years ago.

But this one is the first centerfold. This is just a publicity stunt, trying to make a buzz to save their dying empire.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (8O3HH)

You know it takes MONTHS to do a centerfold... and when they brought this up to me three months ago I said "over my dead body"....

Shit...

Posted by: Hugh Hefner at October 19, 2017 06:39 PM (NgKpN)

196 That is the most awesome depictions of a person jettisoning all dignity.

How scrumulescent.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (Wtll+)

197

Sad!

Posted by: First Twitter Account of the United State at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (2wRtc)

198 OMG! Haven't seen you in ages, NDH!! How've you been? {{{{{}}}}}


***

Hi Peaches!

I changed careers a few months ago and I'm working seven days a week. I love it, but it means my social media is usually limited to 140 character soundbites.

How's it going?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (nAp1e)

199 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (nAp1e)

Hey, good to "see" you, Neid.

Yes, it's weird how she deteriorated... wait...

....Sally Quinn?

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (3myMJ)

200 Wait, that was twerking? I always thought twerking was something closer to semi-bellydancing.

For reference (and eye bleach) I give you the Talking Heads' bassist unintentionally being sexy as hell on a live tour in the early '80s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51IZG6Ryeist=0m11s

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (rjrh3)

201 Aviator is scalpel sharp this evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (qkgvP)

202 How am I supposed to beat off to that? No offense, ficus, it's not you...

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (iFP6G)

203 the vid won't load for me and I'm missing all the fun. It can't be as bad as Squatty Potty Couric.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (AAbgH)

204 >> Chicks with dicks is not going to bring back those
>> who left.

The article I read didn't say if xhe was still in the shemale stage or had the surgery to make the Franken-vulva. So who knows.

And as wise man once observed, there are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (8O3HH)

205 186
If nobody has mentioned it yet GWB can EABOD.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (UdKB7)
I just saw the clip on the ABC Nightly Gnus. Is it churlish of me to wish bleeding hemorrhoids on him?

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (14URa)

206 NDH!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (tRaq7)

207 *YAY!*, N.D.H.!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (Ckg4U)

208 Even I don't suck ass that bad.

Posted by: Unemployed Kaepernick at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (SkuXa)

209 Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (qJtVm)
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Isn't his wife running for something? Or am I getting mixed up (highly likely)?

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (UoSKV)

210 I would, for instance, still kill to see her interview OJ.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (nAp1e)


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I'm very pro-porn in this regard.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (rjrh3)

211 What a waste.

The only hope for a turnaround is to go away for a while, disappear completely, return humbled and self-aware, and willing to work her ass of to regain her credibility.



or Scientology.

Posted by: The Horta at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (60v4h)

212 Hey, good to "see" you, Neid.

Yes, it's weird how she deteriorated... wait...

....Sally Quinn?

**

Hi! and heh.

It will take a witch's spell to revive her career.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (nAp1e)

213 Maybe we can embarrass her into quitting?

Posted by: The Suits at NBC at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (O5Q3r)

214 C'mon guys. You know she dances like that to increase public awareness of Parkinson's Disease.

Totes on purpose.

Totes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (wo3jg)

215 Don't open a door to Satan, Ace, and obviously you aren't hexing Meghan. You don't have to. She seems to be headed for bad fortune anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (iVOAv)

216 "Sad" would be the high-water mark. This does not reach sad. At all. Meegan is meat. Feast upon her flesh. Show no mercy!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (EaQ6/)

217 203 Can I post here?
Posted by: Jack at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (YX9fV)

_______________________________

No, go over there.

Posted by: Coulda Woulda Hoda at October 19, 2017 06:43 PM (LQLeS)

218 162 Ellen at least does some good things on her show - I actually know a mom whose infant daughter died from a rare cancer and Ellen paid all their medical bills.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (a0IVu)
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And she has an affable personality.
Not when she gets political, to be sure, but otherwise.

She was a pretty good stand-up comic back in the day, self-deprecating and kind of lovable. I remember her sitcom when it was first on and it was charming.

Of course, that was before she decided to become a professional lesbian.
Eh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2017 06:43 PM (0jtPF)

219 >>Even I don't suck ass that bad.
Posted by: Unemployed Kaepernick

Call me.

Posted by: Allison Williams' Boyfriend at October 19, 2017 06:43 PM (8O3HH)

220 89 Everybody was white girl dancin'
Those chicks were barely prancin'
Posted by: goodluckduck at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (yqvys)

too bad there's no nearby lightenin'
that shits just a little too frightenin'

Posted by: the Butcher at October 19, 2017 06:43 PM (DIosY)

221 How's it going?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (nAp1e)
I busted a move out of LA to Indiana, been a happy Hoosier for 11 days now. And, girl, you cannot work 7 days a week. Even the Lord rested. Now I'm worried about you.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:44 PM (14URa)

222 MeGYN Kelly isn't stupid. She's just Makin' Dat Kaysh.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:44 PM (Ckg4U)

223 I crushed three peppercorns into a powder, then accidentally snorted it and dow by dose if bleeding frum sneeexing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:45 PM (tRaq7)

224
Isn't his wife running for something? Or am I getting mixed up (highly likely)?
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (UoSKV)
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Firstly, I didn't know he had taken a hostage. Maya Rockeymoore (!) is actually very attractive, and can apparently stifle her gag reflex.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:45 PM (qJtVm)

225 Don't open the door to Stan!

Posted by: Oliver Hardy at October 19, 2017 06:45 PM (IqV8l)

226 That is the most awesome depictions of a person jettisoning all dignity.

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that is what some movie directors tell aspiring young actresses just before a required nude scene. If you want to be a star, you have to let it all go, give up self without shame and BE the character. It will make you a better actor, they say.

That's the theory. It seems to work.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 06:45 PM (m9X4Y)

227 *knock knock knock*

Candygram.

Posted by: Satan at October 19, 2017 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

228 reading the comments, looks like she was twerking...*facepalm*

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 06:46 PM (AAbgH)

229 If she'd just not tried to do such an obvious gotcha.

She could've floated a couple softballs out there and then waited for him to step on his dick but she had to force it so everyone would know she did it. But it back fired big time and now she is poison.

Sad. Poison from her whatever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 06:46 PM (12xou)

230 I busted a move out of LA to Indiana, been a happy Hoosier for 11 days now. And, girl, you cannot work 7 days a week. Even the Lord rested. Now I'm worried about you.

***

OMG! Congrats on making your escape! Do you know folks in Indiana or did you throw a dart at a map?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:46 PM (nAp1e)

231 Epilepsy is no laughing matter.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:47 PM (2wRtc)

232 "*knock knock knock*
Candygram.
"
-Posted by: Satan at October 19, 2017 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

You can't fool me, Land Shark.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:47 PM (Ckg4U)

233 Lucky for you NBC, my schedule seems to have suddenly opened up. Call me!

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at October 19, 2017 06:47 PM (O5Q3r)

234 Watch me shower or all you get is a talk sow with bad writers. Your choice, toots...

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (iFP6G)

235 C'mon guys. You know she dances like that to increase public awareness of Parkinson's Disease.

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Mrs. Wrecks is a hypochondriac by proxy. She is always diagnosing me and the dogs with some physical or mental illness, most recently, she diagnosed me with Parkinson's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (Nwg0u)

236 Ace the soul sucking necromancer with his flying four horned Ewok familiar.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (O9JR8)

237 *knock knock knock*

Pizza?

*Opens Door*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (Ckg4U)

238 For fuck sake, if you're going to dress like a school marm, take off the fake glasses, undo the bun and whip your hair extensions and shake your ass like it's librarian appreciation day. Otherwise put on skin tight black leather, red lipstick, stilettos, and grab at your crotch like it's on fucking fire, baby! Yeah Megyn!


Don't stop now..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (60v4h)

239 "Firstly, I didn't know he had taken a hostage. Maya Rockeymoore (!) is actually very attractive, and can apparently stifle her gag reflex."

Holy Jesus talk about the odd couple. I'm guessing she married for money, power and nothing else.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (fjMEv)

240 207; SLAP!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (KP5rU)

241 For reference (and eye bleach) I give you the Talking Heads' bassist unintentionally being sexy as hell on a live tour in the early '80s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51IZG6Ryeist=0m11s
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (rjrh3)
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Great clip. OMG they're all so young!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (qJtVm)

242 Firstly, I didn't know he had taken a hostage. Maya Rockeymoore (!) is actually very attractive, and can apparently stifle her gag reflex.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October




She is also willing to enthusiastically perform every depraved disgusting sex request conceivable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (vuY5x)

243 Meh. Lurch is better...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jnymeJof4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (tRaq7)

244 *knock knock knock*

Uh...meter man.

Posted by: Satan at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

245 I busted a move out of LA to Indiana, been a happy Hoosier for 11 days now. And, girl, you cannot work 7 days a week. Even the Lord rested. Now I'm worried about you.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:44 PM (14URa)

++++

I used to work with a guy from Indiana. Always referred to him as The Hoser. It annoyed him.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (pvjTE)

246 Hoda hell was dat ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (M+Lyo)

247 Tom Cruise dancing at the end of Tropic Thunder was funny.

This was not funny.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (/qEW2)

248 'I just saw the clip on the ABC Nightly Gnus. Is it churlish of me to wish bleeding hemorrhoids on him? '

He kept his mouth shut for the whole term of King Putz and now he starts talking trash? Churl away baby.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (UdKB7)

249 Mrs. Wrecks is a hypochondriac by proxy. She is always diagnosing me and the dogs with some physical or mental illness, most recently, she diagnosed me with Parkinson's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (Nwg0u)


My wife does that to me too. I hate WebMD et. al.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (T71PA)

250 She should be able to get a gig in Tijuana pretty soon. If she loses some of that ass. Looking back on it, I never once saw her stand up on Fox. That ass would have blocked the camera.

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (EaQ6/)

251 Sights that cannot be unseen!

Posted by: John at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (BpIJs)

252 Every time I refresh and see Hoda's gaping maw I am reminded of Vaal devouring the virgin cabana boys of Gamma Trianguli VI.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (qJtVm)

253 >>C'mon guys. You know she dances like that to increase public awareness of Parkinson's Disease.

More like St Vitus Dance.

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (2cuLk)

254 Firstly, I didn't know he had taken a hostage. Maya Rockeymoore (!) is actually very attractive, and can apparently stifle her gag reflex.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:45 PM (qJtVm)
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Okay, don't mind me, I must have misremembered. I thought I heard something about it on the radio. I'll have to check.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (UoSKV)

255 while it is silly at least she stopped herself at that weird duck face thing.

Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (FKrah)

256 There really needs to be a charitable Foundation for the Prevention of ... Whatever That Was.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (2wRtc)

257
There were some really funny Uncle Harvey cartoons.

Ramirez did one of the Dem donkey and Uncle Harvey together. Harvey had his had on the donkey's ass, and the donkey was pulling Harvey's wallet out.

Another one had Hillary, Barky, and several others all in bed with Harvey.

And another one had the donkey in bed with Uncle Harvey, depicted as this repulsive hairy troll, wearing boxers with the little hearts, and pawing all over the donkey. The donkey said, "I'm shocked, shocked, to learn about Harvey Weinstein's behavior!"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (8O3HH)

258
The only hope for a turnaround is to go away for a while, disappear completely, return humbled and self-aware, and willing to work her ass of to regain her credibility.



Nah. She has to "transition." Announcing her lesbianism won't even do it

Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (wqVha)

259 Diagnosing someone with Parkinsons is funnier than Seth Meyers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (rnAwa)

260 It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple Ewok eater!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (EaQ6/)

261 252 Every time I refresh and see Hoda's gaping maw I am reminded of Vaal devouring the virgin cabana boys of Gamma Trianguli VI.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (qJtVm)

I saw the Gaping Maw of Hoda open for the Barbed Cock of Satan at the Rainbow Room in '88. Lorna Luft was the opening act, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (mbhDw)

262 CHAVEZ!

*High-Five*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (Ckg4U)

263 181- "hey y'all prepare yourself for Diazepam...MAN"

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (AAbgH)

264 Ah put a thpell on you!

Posted by: Sally Quimm at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (Tyii7)

265 It occurs to me that Hoda is either an evil genius or the best, most eager, team player ever.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:53 PM (nAp1e)

266 Mrs. Wrecks is a hypochondriac by proxy. She is always diagnosing me and the dogs with some physical or mental illness, most recently, she diagnosed me with Parkinson's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (Nwg0u)

My wife does that to me too. I hate WebMD et. al.

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30 years ago, before J knew better, she had me convinced I had heart disease and was going to die any minute. Scared the hell out of me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:53 PM (Nwg0u)

267 She is also willing to enthusiastically perform every depraved disgusting sex request conceivable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (vuY5x)
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We were wondering where you disappeared to after the Ice Bar.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:53 PM (qJtVm)

268 238 For fuck sake, if you're going to dress like a school marm, take off the fake glasses, undo the bun and whip your hair extensions and shake your ass like it's librarian appreciation day. Otherwise put on skin tight black leather, red lipstick, stilettos, and grab at your crotch like it's on fucking fire, baby! Yeah Megyn!


Don't stop now..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (60v4h)

Shirt skirt... and a lonngggg jacket...

(and an ode to Ema Peel)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idtYckLIZnI

Posted by: Hugh Hefner at October 19, 2017 06:54 PM (NgKpN)

269 Early detection is important.

Posted by: Michael J. Fox at October 19, 2017 06:54 PM (bc2Lc)

270 Curse of the Never Trumpers.

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 06:54 PM (q177U)

271 Atomic war? Who cares!! We've got people to ridicule and places to be!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 06:54 PM (EaQ6/)

272 Does she float?

She's a witch.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2017 06:55 PM (vcOmj)

273 She needs to hook up with the Nancy Pelotski dance troupe.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybmzepd8

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 06:55 PM (mcI77)

274 I'm sure there are one or two 'rons who would be happy to end her world with a bang. There might even be room for a whimper or two.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 06:55 PM (nBr1j)

275 I wish Hef had just closed down the rag with some dignity.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (W+kMI)


That ship sailed a long time ago. There was a dessicated mummy in a stupid little wannabe captain's hat and a silk bathrobe at the helm gumming a briar pipe.

Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (qJtVm)


Oh. Oh, ew. Sorry

Mine's Mike Bishop fwiw. Eh. Could do worse.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:56 PM (y87Qq)

276 Okay, don't mind me, I must have misremembered. I thought I heard something about it on the radio. I'll have to check.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (UoSKV)
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No, you were right (of course!), she will be running as a candidate for MD governor.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:56 PM (qJtVm)

277 At least she didn't try the Hillary face-plant step!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 06:56 PM (EaQ6/)

278 Now that she's broken and shame filled, I'm finally finding her attractive.

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (q177U)

279 Holy cringeworthy batman. I'm embarrassed for her. (but I'd gladly take the 23 mill to look like a complete fool.)

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (NTM5E)

280 There really needs to be a charitable Foundation for the Prevention of ... Whatever That Was.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed


It was part of The Human Fund.

Check it out.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (vcOmj)

281 4
what the heck was that??

That was the threadwinner, right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, skeerd big time now of the Dodgers at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (8iiMU)

282 You cut out the part where she got hit in the face with a football

Posted by: Doug Simpson at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (oiItG)

283 http://tinyurl.com/y8thnbym

Couric-esque.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (2wRtc)

284 Now that she's broken and shame filled, I'm finally finding her attractive.

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (q177U)

Next step is late night Skinemax movies.

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (NTM5E)

285 No, you were right (of course!), she will be running as a candidate for MD governor.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:56 PM (qJtVm)
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Yep, just found the link to the WaPo article and was going to send it to you.

That's just what your state needs. Mr. and Mrs. Cummings in office.

You're welcome to come across the river.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (UoSKV)

286 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:53 PM (Nwg0u)

Does she diagnose herself too, or just you and the dogs?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (iVOAv)

287 That was an absolutely gorgeous blouse she had on though.

Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (jm1YL)

288 Al Roker summoned the dark powers once. Once.

Posted by: Al Roker at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (tbOMB)

289 At this rate, she'll be doing pron for ratings soon.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (xInes)

290 I grew up watching 20/20 after the TGIF comedy block on ABC (yes I'll get off your lawn in a sec), and I loved Barbara Walters and Hugh Downs giving me the news. As a kid I thought they were serious journalists.

Then Barbara Walters moved to the View and I had a sad. I tuned in to see what kind of news stories she was up to now.

They were marrying dogs on air.

MARRYING DOGS.

Yeah, my taking Baba Wawa seriously after that crashed and burned. The above video is Megyns "marrying dogs" moment, bless her heart.

(But on the plus side, John Stossel was also on that early era of 20/20 and he's stayed as fabulous and libertarian and hard hitting as ever!)

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (hvf9s)

291 Could the big contract 63m be her payoff agreed to
prior to her attacking President Trump at the debate? makes sense no?

Posted by: vizzy at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (s5Khz)

292 That's just what your state needs. Mr. and Mrs. Cummings in office.

You're welcome to come across the river.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (UoSKV)
----
They just keep Cumming at us, Sarge!

*tosses grenade*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (qJtVm)

293 *facepalm*

That is so embarrassing.

Obviously Hoda has been tasked with humanizing Megan.
Or something.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (SNwMD)

294 I know thats why I went to law school. To dance poorly with an uncomfortable audience in the 10 drunk mom hour.

Posted by: California Red at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (AzsM3)

295 Wow. Never go full Kelly Ripa, or something.

Posted by: Very Undude at October 19, 2017 07:00 PM (2X7pN)

296 Does she diagnose herself too, or just you and the dogs?

-
Just the dogs and me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (Nwg0u)

297 >>>Everybody was white girl dancing.

Yeah. They are essentially too civilized to pull it off convincingly. Stick to ballet, or ballroom dancing, something more refined.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (/qEW2)

298 Now that she's debased herself to this point, it's time for her to run for an elected office.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (mcI77)

299 Are those the same moves that she used, off camera, when the bodies came home from Benghazi?

She might be fun to slow-dance with though. Roll with it baby, comes to mind, Mr. Winwood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWptXUblA4E

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (EaQ6/)

300 GEN Kelly should lecture the press about her

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (jHrzU)

301 This sort of thing actually fills me with hope for the future.

The Media is actually that stupid to allow this to go on. And on.
It's a sunk cost, they've already written this stupid big contract to pay her. No one is going to pull the plug on this yet. It may yet find an audience. GUFFAW!

In Japan, someone at the TV network would commit seppaku rather than let this go on. But then again, there is a lot of really weird and bizarre stuff on Japanese TV, so what do I know?

And it's not the movie Network, no one is Mad as Hell.

It's just abysmally stupid. Did Roger Goodell advise them on this? Smells like him.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (vcOmj)

302
"Does you mind if we dance wiff yo anchor-hoochies?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw)

303 Not only is this tire fire going to implode, she's not going to be able to go back to Grrlll, Journalist Queen either.

I imagine the contract signing went like this:

NBC: $29 million a year and your own shows.

MeAgain: Nice!

NBC: We just need two things...your signature and your dignity.

MeAgain: Wait, that doesn't sound right...

NBC: Shut up and sign the fuckin' form.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

304
Mine's Mike Bishop fwiw. Eh. Could do worse.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:56 PM (y87Qq)
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My mom lives in Oakland County!

Also, there's a place called Unadilla?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (qJtVm)

305 It was part of The Human Fund.



Check it out.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America
====


Money For People

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:03 PM (2wRtc)

306 304 Also, there's a place called Unadilla?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (qJtVm)

Upstate New York.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:04 PM (mbhDw)

307 You're welcome to come across the river.

On it

Posted by: uncle Harvey at October 19, 2017 07:04 PM (6FqZa)

308 Ultimately, she's just crying all the way to the bank.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (rznWS)

309 Also, there's a place called Unadilla?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris
===

South of Atlanta on I-75 South.

It's pronounced " You - nah - diller" .


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (2wRtc)

310 298 Now that she's debased herself to this point, it's time for her to run for an elected office.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (mcI77)


If she announces she was abducted by extraterrestrials, she'll win it going away... if there's a (D) after her name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

311 Megyn Kelly's No-Soul Train

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

312 >>>Wasn't Hoda the name of that rock monster on the old Star Trek series?


I think it was what John Belushi started shouting in Animal House.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (/qEW2)

313 "Wow. Never go full Kelly Ripa, or something."

I was thinking the same thing except Kelly doesn't pass herself off as anything other than an entertainer. Poor Megyn.

Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (jm1YL)

314 I ain't no ways 'tarded!

Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (HE+s9)

315 Nice moves, Megyn!

Posted by: Kurt Buchenwald at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (tbOMB)

316 Ellen seems like good people. I think she got the shit end of the cuke with Portia de Rossi

Posted by: Doug Simpson at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (oiItG)

317
So, okay. What's worse: Merkin Kelly making an abject fool on TV for $29 million a year or Roger Goodell destroying an American institution for $212 million a year?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (mbhDw)

318 Would have been a better ending with a crash zoom in to her face as she screams:

"Avenge Me!!!!!!!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 19, 2017 07:07 PM (JyFLk)

319 I heard someone say Megyn Kelly should become a White House correspondent, just to stick it to Trump? Wow, that would be a stupid moment in a year of stupid moments.

For the first five questions, Sarah would reply, "First let me- do a little dance!" Every question afterward, she would replay Megyn's Greatest Faceplants, like Jane Fonda looking down on her (!!!), etc.

Kelly would ragequit inside a week.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 07:07 PM (jRA31)

320 Hoda!

*Hodor's sister*

Posted by: Hoda! at October 19, 2017 07:07 PM (sGSvK)

321 It's more or less customary for me to cheat mortals in this way. By observing only the letter of the agreement.

Posted by: Mephistopheles at October 19, 2017 07:08 PM (60v4h)

322 Next on Megyn Kelly Today, we'll dance and share hotpockets with the audience and discuss back-to-school fashions. Yay!

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:08 PM (Kwhm/)

323
Hoda's a Muzzy. But she's one of the "moderates."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:08 PM (mbhDw)

324 308 Ultimately, she's just crying all the way to the bank.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (rznWS)


No one promised that there would be cake, or justice!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (EaQ6/)

325 323. She's ouy of ammunition, you mean?

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (fA1SL)

326 You know what she needs? A sparkly cowboy hat!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (O5Q3r)

327 322 Next on Megyn Kelly Today, we'll dance and share hotpockets with the audience and discuss back-to-school fashions. Yay!
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:08 PM (Kwhm/)


And yet Donald Trump was mocked and vilified as a gavone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (mbhDw)

328 Oh heck, let's just go right into "Cross-eyed and Painless":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:10 PM (qJtVm)

329 I'm a serious reporter!


Seriously!

Posted by: MeAgain ! at October 19, 2017 07:10 PM (2wRtc)

330 325 323. She's ouy of ammunition, you mean?
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (fA1SL)



She's in favor of being the one that is allowed to drive to the next act of terrorism.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:10 PM (z/Ubi)

331 For instance, I might promise someone their own television show and then have no one watch it. That sort of thing.

Posted by: Mephistopheles at October 19, 2017 07:11 PM (60v4h)

332 328. Talking Heads is always the right choice.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:11 PM (fA1SL)

333 From Drudge: missing wounded security guard from Vegas shooting who turned up on Ellen was ordered to do Ellen only to avoid bein questioned by reporters who could distinguish Shinola and possibly disrupt the timeline narrative.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 07:11 PM (Nwg0u)

334 Also, there's a place called Unadilla?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (qJtVm)
*****************
You wanna see it?

Posted by: Perv Weinstein at October 19, 2017 07:11 PM (6dFYM)

335 314 I ain't no ways 'tarded!
Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (HE+s9)


Oh, God, that one's out of here! Bitter clinger!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (EaQ6/)

336

Next up : The Sex Tape

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (2wRtc)

337 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (KCxzN)

338 You, watching this at home, worship me! I command you! Become my willing thralls and live eternally!

Posted by: Mephistopheles at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (60v4h)

339 336 Next up : The Sex Tape
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (2wRtc)


If she schtups like she dances, PASS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:13 PM (mbhDw)

340 No one promised that there would be cake, or justice!
Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (EaQ6/)


Or death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndIjV8Nk6DA

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 07:13 PM (y87Qq)

341 Know the sweet, sublime feeling of complete obedience to your Evil Master! Come serve me, the Prince of Darkness, I command it! Hear me!

Posted by: Mephistopheles at October 19, 2017 07:13 PM (60v4h)

342 David Byrne dancing looks like those emus freaking out over a weasel ball.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:13 PM (qJtVm)

343 I think Megyn needs a free Dark Web scan.

Posted by: dipshit spokesman on that stupid commercial at October 19, 2017 07:13 PM (8iiMU)

344 MeAgain's theme song should be "Money for nothing"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:14 PM (yhdMF)

345 If the Russia uranium contract was tainted by illegality then it can be rescinded.

Somebody tell Deputy Dawg. He probably forgot that since he was in law school last century.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2017 07:14 PM (6dFYM)

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:14 PM (QC/4S)

347
If she schtups like she dances, PASS.
===


She has the hips of the Buddha.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:14 PM (2wRtc)

348 342. Coke + Tism + Genius + MOAR COKE = David Byrne

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (fA1SL)

349 She has the hips of the Buddha.


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:14 PM (2wRtc)
Probably why you never see him depicted standing.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (14URa)

350 287 That was an absolutely gorgeous blouse she had on though.
Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (jm1YL)


Oh, Christ, it is impossible to get away from the fashion critics these days!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (EaQ6/)

351 chits for free.

Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (FKrah)

352
Posted by: Mephistopheles
===

I remember you!

You're just a Russian hacker trying to get me to vote for the eevil Trumphitler!

Well not THIS time buddy!

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (2wRtc)

353 Next up : The Sex Tape

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM


it's out there

I'm entertaining offers, let the bidding begin

Posted by: Daryl what runs the truck stop security cams at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (KCxzN)

354 When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not.

Posted by: Hoda at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (uaEEi)

355 >>336 Next up : The Sex Tape

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (2wRtc)





If she schtups like she dances, PASS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

------------------

Imagine that but naked ... in action.

Reminiscent of a walrus with jock itch.

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (2cuLk)

356 "Coke + Tism + Genius + MOAR COKE = David Byrne"
-Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (fA1SL)

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (Ckg4U)

357 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (ANIFC)

358 She's set for life thanks to NBC's stupidity. But the only gigs she'll probably get when this train wreck stops rolling is suggestive infomercials for The Villages or one of the babes hanging out on Tom Vu's boat if he makes a comeback.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (O5Q3r)

359 so do guys shtup as they dance typically?

Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (FKrah)

360 El Heffe is still warm and PB showcases their first transgender model. Maybe Megan could pass?

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (U3PcU)

361 If she schtups like she dances, PASS.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton

------------------

Imagine that but naked ... in action.

====


You could always wait until you're mid-action, grab her butt with both hands and tell her that she is as good as her sister.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (2wRtc)

362 I'm kinda proud that I don't recognize MeAgain's dance partner, but who is she?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (KCxzN)

363 359,That would be slow dancing.. or doing the grind..not really shtupping and can lead to a bad case of blue balls.. At least that's what my friend told me..

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (U3PcU)

364 Hoda's got a mouth on her like the entrance to Carlsbad Caverns.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (3myMJ)

365 Can't. Stop. Doing. THE MONKEY!

Posted by: Edna Krabappel at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (UHk1j)

366 >>> Also, there's a place called Unadilla?!

It's always hard to have just one quesadilla, I always want dosadilla.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (hvf9s)

367 Oh, Oh, OT; Gretchet Karlsson is on the JPags show hawking her new book talking about the - you know - and calling it a silent epidemic that's everywhere not just Hollywood and not just meeee.

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (Kz9dH)

368 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8bB-mh3PX8

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (qXaZc)

369 TRUMP = SATAN

Presdent Obama = The Savior of this Cuntry

Any Question Persons of Color haters ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (WmgTn)

370 Obvious but true. Cut the cord and Kelly no longer exists. None of them have any power over us if we simply switch TV/Internet to the off position.







Posted by: 13times at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (WHVu+)

371 Mary, you shouldn't talk about yourself with nasty names.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (jRA31)

372 Her career arc ends in porn

Posted by: STL Hawkeye at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (g++th)

373 Show sponsored by Depends?

Posted by: Phildirt at October 19, 2017 09:22 PM (G9JMy)

374 Flashback to Hillary dancing onstage with Jeanne Shaheen. Ugh.

http://freebeacon.com/politics/hillary-clinton-breaks-out-in-song-and-dance-after-rally/

Posted by: red speck at October 20, 2017 12:49 AM (9Xu0X)

Former Washington Post Doyenne Sally Quinn: I Murdered Three Enemies, Using My Witchcraft Hex Powers

Yeah I don't know what "doyenne" really means either. But I've seen the word in this context.

I think it means a spazz who goes around saying "A-DOYYYY!!!" But the feminine version of that.

Anyway, the headline is not a fake. She claims that she placed three witchcraft curses on three people, and they all died. (One was first fired and humiliated, and then later died of cancer. That seems like a long time between spell and spell effect, but she's counting it as a win, so I will too.)

Meet your new Ruling Caste, same as the old Ruling Castes of primitive societies.

Must-read piece.

She even killed a fortune teller for a fortune she didn't like.

Quinn confesses to believing in everything except God-- psychic premonitions, tarot cards, spells obviously, etc.)

So she went to the fortune teller, who made the mistake of seeing a poor future for her miserable get:


[The charlatan] foretold an unhappy future for Quinn’s son and, after Sally worked her mojo, died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

Now, most of us don't think Sally Quinn really killed these people with her Witchcraft Powers.

But she does.

And she tells her stories of murdering three people by her own hand -- well, her own psychic hand -- as if murder is just a cutesy pastime of the wealthy and jaded.

No one in her Caste finds this the least distasteful? The Ruling Caste rants and raves about Alex Jones, but, to my knowledge at least, Jones has not claimed to have murdered anyone with his psychic powers.


Do Not Criticize Your Very Rational, Very Even-Tempered Democrat-Media Complex Ruling Caste

Or else they'll call upon Satan to deliver a spirit familiar to give you cancer.

Posted by: Ace at 05:16 PM




Comments

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1 First.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:16 PM (/qEW2)

2 What do you want to bet these same types also worship at the altar of #Science and say they belong to the reality based community?

Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 05:18 PM (lKmt3)

3 I study human beings, especially the creepy ones.
It's a hobby.

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 19, 2017 05:18 PM (RuIsu)

4 to be fair, I don't think I ever read the WaPo's religion section. It's probably full of semi-Christian open borders shit like Father James Martin SJ...lover of muslim migrants.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 05:18 PM (RDd1I)

5 Isn't there supposed to be some danger in these kinds of witchcraft spells, that they come back on you as well? And that's why all these neopagan wiccan idiots only do "white magic."

Oh wait that is probably racist.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)

6
Bad (media-controlling) Jew-Jew?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

7 Big deal. I murdered fifteen people with my murder-thoughts before lunch today. Sixteen if you count the sumbitch that cut me off in traffic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (/0IRq)

8 I miss the old days, when we could burn her at the stake.

Posted by: Zombie Cotton Mather at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (Oj1RP)

9 She was a swamp hottie several decades ago.

Posted by: redenzo at October 19, 2017 05:20 PM (5wSNN)

10 So what did Juan McStain do to piss her off?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 05:20 PM (nUkMr)

11 I wonder if she was at the Festival of Reason or whatever it was the lefties did on the Mall a few years ago.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:20 PM (RDd1I)

12 Big deal. I murdered fifteen people with my
murder-thoughts before lunch today. Sixteen if you count the sumbitch
that cut me off in traffic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (/0IRq)


Heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:20 PM (PY9jH)

13
Come on without,
come on within,
You've not seen nothing like,
raving Sally Quinn...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (mbhDw)

14 Well it must be true cause she's in the media.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (/tuJf)

15 So what did Juan McStain do to piss her off?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 05:20 PM (nUkMr)

--------------------

I don't know, but I wish she'd hurry the hell up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (/0IRq)

16 Be polite, be professional, and have a minion of Satan handy to kill anyone you meet.

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (9TU00)

17 the media is just doing it's job against a president that's gone jerky boys (because of narcissism (hello 25 th super amendment)) against our military heroes.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (RDd1I)

18 She brags about destroying those who dared to host parties that the elite had not endorsed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (nAp1e)

19 The Party of Science!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

20 Hows that hex they all put on PDT during the innauguration doing ? Seems to have backfired at this point.

Posted by: Byll Winn at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (vmsda)

21 Sally Quinn? Was she on MTV? She must be ancient.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (pMGkg)

22 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (60v4h)

23 do the prostitutes I buried in my back yard count as murder murder?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (RDd1I)

24
Shouldn't she be prosecuted for 3 murders then? In her logic

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (fceHP)

25 I put a spell on you because you're mine
You better stop the things that you do
I ain't lyin', no, I ain't lyin'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (Nwg0u)

26
Yeah I don't know what "doyenne" really means either.






It means "used to be slutty, but now she's too old and wrinkled to get laid on Friday night".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (eXA4G)

27 Damien! I did it all for you, Damien!

Posted by: Sally Quinn at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (/0IRq)

28 From the Party what that Loves Science, y'all.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (sUh6s)

29 Somebody role those nerd dice and put a super spell on Quinn.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (Q0dwZ)

30 Quinn also claims that many, many of her powerful friends have asked her to put a hex on Trump but she won't do it as she has stopped "killing" people with her potent hexes.

FFS.

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (oiNtH)

31 18 She brags about destroying those who dared to host parties that the elite had not endorsed.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (nAp1e)


If she says something about Vince Foster or Seth Rich, well then, it's time to luminall her juju.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

32 I think I'll wait for the Salon Hot 25 take.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (4ErVI)

33 22 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (60v4h)



Be honest.


How long before you try to masturbate via it?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)

34 I Binged her... 76 years old... East Coast education... well heeled family... got her first job based on ... something.. not experience... married the boss... got rich.

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (pL6Vz)

35 Didn't you do something on this before, Ace? She may not believe in God or the devil but if she's hexing people to murder them-well God knows her and the devil owns her. What a repellent thing to brag about!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (iVOAv)

36 But Nancy Reagan!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (nAp1e)

37 Oy, veyzmir !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (QC/4S)

38 22 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (60v4h)


Gary Lockwood and Sally Kellerman did it first, yo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

39 So, Sally Quinn is 12 yrs old?

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (88xKn)

40 Does she need your real name or can she use IP address?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (WSlfz)

41 I like the part where she learned voodoo from the family servants when she was a child.

Hey Sally, did it ever occur to you that if this shit actually worked those people wouldn't be your servants, you would be theirs?

Best and brightest.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (/tuJf)

42 Does she weigh the same as a duck?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (p+Wdc)

43 How long before you try to masturbate via it?

Wait .. is there some other use?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (60v4h)

44 This is disgusting. Where, of where, can we find a deliverance minister to take that evil spirit from her? It has obviously been inside her for a lifetime already.

There's got to be someone like St. Paul, who saw a girl taunting him for days in a Greek city. She had almost the same evil spirit as this female here (because I can't call her a "woman" or a "lady"), and was using it for her boss' profit. After several days, St. Paul could not take her taunts any longer - and immediately banished that evil spirit out of her, in the Name of Jesus.

She could not do that line of work again.

Posted by: theduchessofkitth at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (fmsRl)

45
Both Sally and her mom had a nice ass.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (8O3HH)

46 My spell on John McCain is moving slower than I'd like....

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (rmVvL)

47 She used to get the last page in "Newsweek". Once every four weeks.


Tells you everything you need to know.

Posted by: Zombie Cotton Mather at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (Oj1RP)

48 33
Be honest.

How long before you try to masturbate via it?
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)


"Get bent."

- - Uri Geller

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

49 Exodus 22:18.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (bDM16)

50 -
--
It means "used to be slutty, but now she's too old and wrinkled to get laid on Friday night".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM

-------------------

Yep, has to pay for her cabana boys.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (pMGkg)

51 Didn't we do this a couple of months ago?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (O5Q3r)

52 So, did Sally kill her late husband, Ben Bradlee?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (PY9jH)

53 I think she wrote in the religion section as a Catholic, right?

Posted by: MAGA at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (LnOh3)

54 Lantern jaw.

Thick wrists.

Barely visible Adam's Apple.


THATS A MAN, BABY.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (2wRtc)

55 45
Both Sally and her mom had a nice ass.
Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (8O3HH)


Both? Like Siamese twins joined at the perineum?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

56 If I could draw, I'd draw Sparkly Cowgirl on one of those dime store bucking horses that cost a quarter and the horse would be labeled Fake News.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Nwg0u)

57 I wonder how many tiaras she owns... keep getting an image of her ala the Beauty Contest harpy in " Miss Congeniality"..
Candace Bergman..

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (pL6Vz)

58 She taught Obama how to use a wee wee board.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Q0dwZ)

59 Some portions of Christianity overstate this stuff, but there is a whiff of brimstone around the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)

60 Hahaha Nancy Reagan something seances something something hahaha.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (rjrh3)

61
Stiff as a board
Light as a feather
Stiff as a board
Light as a feather

Is this the best slumber party ever or what?

Posted by: Sally Quinn at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (/0IRq)

62 I am in The Still n Portsmouth getting ready for a meeting over Drinks.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Zbafn)

63 Sock off.

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Oj1RP)

64 I have often wondered what fills the spot where leftist's soul should be. Vacuum? Or some form of excrement?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (60v4h)

65 Isn't there supposed to be some danger in these kinds of witchcraft spells, that they come back on you as well? And that's why all these neopagan wiccan idiots only do "white magic."

Oh wait that is probably racist.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)


Yes:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_Three_(Wiccan)

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (/qEW2)

66 bring me the head of the fortune teller!

Posted by: swervedriver at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (eLQHW)

67 And I'm pretty certain Doyenne is Lantern Jew's love interest.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (rjrh3)

68 *Breaks out the Oija Board*

Spirts tell us. Is Sally Quinn full of shit?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (z/Ubi)

69 No Surprise.

Her kind have been sacrificing babies on their Satanic altar for years.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (2wRtc)

70 By the powder in my nose
Something wicked this way goes

- Sally Quinn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (Nwg0u)

71 62 I am in The Still n Portsmouth getting ready for a meeting over Drinks.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Zbafn)


Do what Mike Pence does. Slip her a roofie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (mbhDw)

72 I put a spell on youuuu....

Posted by: Credence Clearwater Revival at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (LQLeS)

73 So, did Sally kill her late husband, Ben Bradlee?

Well, he's DEAD isn't he!?!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (O5Q3r)

74 Thinner ...

Posted by: Sally Quinn at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (60v4h)

75 So we tie her up, throw her into a pond and if she floats she's a witch. If she sinks, she's a well trained witch.

And then we burn her?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (4e+hS)

76
If she was for reals she'd be able to levitate. Just saying

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (QC/4S)

77 Dinner? Meeting over Drinks?

You getting out soon and they want you to re-enlist? See if you can be on a sub, in a warzone. That way your re-enlistment bonus is tax-free.

(Yeah, I know you are an officer. But does it still apply?)

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (Oj1RP)

78 Isn't this actually attempted murder? Even if the methods chosen are ineffective from a rational standpoint, the fact that you used it believing that it was effective with the intent to kill someone is still a serious crime, isn't it?

Posted by: JSchuler at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (YsGL+)

79 I always preferred genies what gave you exactly, precisely, and explicitly what you carelessly wished for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (rjrh3)

80 "She even killed a fortune teller for a fortune she didn't like."


I hope it wasn't Madame Marie from boardwalk in Asbury Park.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (OD2ni)

81 Not uncommon, all of this super spiritual stuff.

Remember Hillary talked to ghosts. Nancy Reagan sourced an astrologer.

First Ladies & the Occult: Astrology of the Zodiac, Part 4
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yaxu2kxh


goes way back, you'd be surprised

Eleanor Roosevelt was known to have consulted the famous Indianapolis palm-reader Nellie Meier.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis instead "threw" rune stones and consulted the I Ching, a numerical-based ancient Chinese text which guided choices of those consulting it.

etc

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (fceHP)

82 But can she kill Sonobi?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (MIz97)

83 posted by Grump928(c)
===

How's GrumpMom doing in Houston?

I was glad to hear that the surgery went well.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (2wRtc)

84 Is not doyenne what yell when she uses her teeth to much during a hummer?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (Zbafn)

85 Has she done a cameo on American Horror Story yet... that's a tell...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (pL6Vz)

86 75 So we tie her up, throw her into a pond and if she floats she's a witch. If she sinks, she's a well trained witch.

And then we burn her?
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (4e+hS)




Somebody get us a duck.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (z/Ubi)

87 I'm sending voodoo rays at this person. Baaaad ju-ju.

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (Sfs6o)

88 -
--
Stiff as a board

Light as a feather

Stiff as a board

Light as a feather

----------------

I do like 'em skinny.

Posted by: TwinkMaster Shep at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (pMGkg)

89 >>Isn't this actually attempted murder? Even if the methods chosen are ineffective from a rational standpoint, the fact that you used it believing that it was effective with the intent to kill someone is still a serious crime, isn't it?

I sure as hell hope not or I'm going away for a long stretch.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (/tuJf)

90 I hated the year 1900 and so in 1980 I put a death hex on everyone born that year. And you know what? They're all dead.

Posted by: Sally Quinn at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (Q0dwZ)

91 So, did Sally kill her late husband, Ben Bradlee?

-------------------

I was married to Sally Fucking Quinn. Death was a relief.

Posted by: Zombie Ben Bradlee at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (/0IRq)

92 64 I have often wondered what fills the spot where leftist's soul should be. Vacuum? Or some form of excrement?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (60v4h)

-

The most recent iPhone that they camped out for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (rjrh3)

93 According to the Comey standard of Prosecution, you can only be prosecuted if you MEANT to break the law...

Sooooo.... as she MEANT to murder these people... can she then be prosecuted?

Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (NgKpN)

94 Come on without
Come on within
You ain't boffed nothing like the Sally Quinn

Posted by: Ben Bradlee at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (Mouru)

95 The meeting is because our budget is being cut by big Navy. And I have to make the cuts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (Zbafn)

96 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (60v4h)

He was just choking on a peanut, big deal.

Posted by: Chad Vader at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (suO/a)

97 So let me get this straight.

Kelly is using his son's death for political gain.

But Mama and Papa Kahn weren't.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (cAXIk)

98 How's GrumpMom doing in Houston?

Ft. Worth. It's her first full day at the Rehab clinic. I'll call in a bit and get the lowdown.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (60v4h)

99 She's no Voodoo Child.

Posted by: Rep Wilson at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (mcI77)

100 I put a spell on Vince Foster and he died pretty quick.

Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (yEAdf)

101 Well there actually are occult groups, satanic groups and I guess Sally here is a witch? Does she have a large cauldron, eye of newt, etc? I bet she is a real hoot on Halloween.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (a0IVu)

102
'Magical thinking'. In the 'old days' usually earned you a trip to the shrink.

Now half the population has it and their leaders encourage it.

Sad X 1,000

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (EgwCt)

103 Sally should hook up with the witches who are casting spells to bring Trump down, at least do it by a wind or solar farm so they can claim birds just got in the way of it and fell out of the sky.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2017 05:32 PM (lu7p1)

104 If she says something about Vince Foster or Seth Rich, well then, it's time to luminall her juju.

-
When Hillz casts a spell, she casts a spell. Or puts out a contract.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:32 PM (Nwg0u)

105 -
--
Spirts tell us. Is Sally Quinn full of shit?


Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM
----------------

Uhm, that's not Ouija. You're reading my leaves.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 05:32 PM (pMGkg)

106 "I think she wrote in the religion section as a Catholic, right?"


Sally's not a big believer in the 9th Commandment. Or the 6th. Or the 7th. Or the 8th (She also said vile lies about Sarah Palin in 200. Not sure about the others.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (OD2ni)

107 So we tie her up, throw her into a pond and if she floats she's a witch. If she sinks, she's a well trained witch.

And then we burn her?
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (4e+hS)



ah, the ole hard-boiled egg test for witches

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (fceHP)

108 Reply hazy. Ask again later.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (Mouru)

109 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.

Especially when you can do it through a live feed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (39g3+)

110 This post needs more Black Magic Woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95kCv10duFw

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (/tuJf)

111 ah, the ole hard-boiled egg test for witches

Spin her and see if she turns smoothly?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (60v4h)

112 If you believe that you have killed three people through intentional and direct personal action with the intent to kill them why wouldn't you know, turn yourself in to the authorities? Do the right thing! Turn yourself in.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (0OmEj)

113 The Left reminds me of GeorgeCostanza with their belief system.
George:"I knew it!God will never let me be successful,He'll kill me first!"
George's Therapist:"I thought you didn't believe in God?"
George:"I do for the bad things!"

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (rmVvL)

114 These people believe men in wigs have magically become women, so I can see where she would think she had murdered people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (rjrh3)

115 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.

----

You know, right?

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (suO/a)

116 witchy woman ... hochie momma

Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (P1GJy)

117 saw that megan kelly clip...damn...she is fucking short. freaky short.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (RDd1I)

118 A coven of naked Sally Quinns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVoOLdLgWaU

Posted by: Credence Clearwater Revival at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (LQLeS)

119 Why would the left love pagans?

I think the reasoning on the left is that pagans/occultists tend to be Earth worshippers. Therefore they will support the left's ecological agenda. It doesn't matter that their worship is based on wacky superstition.

They also believe in spirits but not in an omnipotent moral law giver, so they will not be strongly committed to belief in any system of ethics, including sexual ethics or something like the 10 commandments.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (/qEW2)

120 And this doesn't even count the ones who's heads I caved in with The Magic Eight Ball...

Posted by: Sally "Bad Juju" Quinn at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (O5Q3r)

121 It's the Season of the Witch everywhere now... when I look out my window...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (pL6Vz)

122 If the good die young, Sally Quinn is proof that evil lives forever.

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (Oj1RP)

123 Either kill Harvey Weinstein or it didn't happen.

Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (CTBHU)

124 the Force Choke is kind of redundant when used on us.

Posted by: the Houston Astros at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (eLQHW)

125 Well, hell's bells.

I don't believe in Sally Quinn.

How you like those apples bitch!

Posted by: De Lawd at October 19, 2017 05:36 PM (nUkMr)

126 BTW, you know how I can prove it's BS?

Trump is president.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:36 PM (rjrh3)

127 oh right...one more fucking W thing. bigotry is emboldened. Yes, it's very easy for all of us to have a "earth is one big family" attitude before we experience the vibrancy of diversity that you'll never feel, W. Just like the french were probably pretty tolerant of germans until this one weird trick made them xenophobic nationalists.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:36 PM (RDd1I)

128 A former boss of mine, an elected DA, would stick pins in voodoo dolls of defense. Of course, he was a health not vegan asshole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (Nwg0u)

129 >>>If you believe that you have killed three people through intentional and direct personal action with the intent to kill them why wouldn't you know, turn yourself in to the authorities? kill yourself?

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (q177U)

130 I WAS HEXED!!!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (HtLSE)

131 Pfffft! She's got nothin'.

Posted by: Samantha Stevens at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (bc2Lc)

132 Or else they'll call upon Satan to deliver a spirit familiar to give you cancer.

So if I suck up to Hillary, all will be well?

Posted by: Huma at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (ctuyM)

133 Remember: These are the same people who seriously discussed how Mitt Romney gave fired workers cancer--and that it was horrible.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (sUh6s)

134 crap

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (q177U)

135 "*Breaks out the Oija Board*

Spirts tell us. Is Sally Quinn full of shit?
Posted by: buzzion"


Witchboard was a great movie. Very naked Tawny Kitaen.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (OD2ni)

136 "Or else they'll call upon Satan to deliver a spirit familiar to give you cancer."

I give wymen cancer. Me, not this WaPo rabble.

Posted by: Mitt Romney (now not a swear word, b/c DRUMPF!!!) at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (nGsFZ)

137 I remember this story. Didn't we talk about it here?

She told how people were asking her to put a curse on Trump. But she says she doesn't do that anymore.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (Z8+SR)

138 almost made my first trip to the barrel

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (q177U)

139 I would settle for Force Wedgie powers.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (y87Qq)

140 I wonder how Martha Quinn is holding up

Posted by: Internal vaginal aphrodisia doping hardware at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (nFwvY)

141 I thought it was the law that doctors or anybody had to report somebody who is threatening harm to themselves or other people.

She is openly bragging about having homicidal thoughts and fantasies. She needs to be involuntary admitted and evaluated in a psych ward.

Its the law.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (6U3DW)

142 You know how Trump won? Russian hexing and Macedonian curse-farmers.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (HtLSE)

143 oh right...one more fucking W thing. bigotry is emboldened. Yes, it's
very easy for all of us to have a "earth is one big family" attitude
before we experience the vibrancy of diversity that you'll never feel,
W. Just like the french were probably pretty tolerant of germans until
this one weird trick made them xenophobic nationalists.
===

Yeah.

Really amazing how anyone could take him "out of context" after his 8 year vanishing act.

Gee. What changed?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (2wRtc)

144 Liberalism is a brain defect. Period. There is no common sense. There is a portion of the brain that doesn't develop past 6 years old.

Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

145 If you believe that you have killed three people through intentional and direct personal action with the intent...

-

Where did she stand on banning guns?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (rjrh3)

146 also from twitter:

"what the fuck do you want"

your country, your surrender, your death.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (RDd1I)

147 That old bitch is still around?

She, amongst many others should go away for good. I had I can't stay I'm looking for I'm looking through the archives. Maybe I'll be back later but my new little cat Lexi, gets herself up on top of Stressless chair I've been sleeping in since I broke:fractured tailbone in January 2013 or 2014 to wake
Me up to feed her. She hits me on my head.
Today it was 5:30 AM and yesterday it was 3 AM.

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (NKOy9)

148 >>Both? Like Siamese twins joined at the perineum?

Joined by my hands, son. I put a "hex" on 'em.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at October 19, 2017 05:39 PM (8O3HH)

149 Sally also claims her mother hexed two people to death.

I wonder if they scrapbooked that shit together?

Posted by: Dang at October 19, 2017 05:39 PM (8b+oT)

150 I call for common sense Witch-finger control.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:39 PM (60v4h)

151 148 >>Both? Like Siamese twins joined at the perineum?

Joined by my hands, son. I put a "hex" on 'em.
Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at October 19, 2017 05:39 PM (8O3HH)


As long as after the hex you use lots of Phisohex....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

152 Falling all about laughing here.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (14URa)

153 A coven of naked Sally Quinns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVoOLdLgWaU
Posted by: Credence Clearwater Revival at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (LQLeS)

Damn....screen door nailed shut.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (nUkMr)

154 I WAS HEXED!!!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner

I WAS WAXED !

Posted by: Tom Cruise at Madam Tussauds at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (QC/4S)

155 She's admitting she willingly requested murder. Isn't that a crime?

Burn her at the stake. Witch.

Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Carol, after all, cats are notoriously Satan's little familiars... I bet Sally Quinn has cats... lots and lots of cats...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (pL6Vz)

157 Is she also into spirit cooking?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

158 138 almost made my first trip to the barrel
Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (q177U)


In honor of General Kelly, can we rename the empty barrel Frederica Wilson?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

159 Look what Sally did to Megyn Kelly :

http://tinyurl.com/y9b5top8

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (4e+hS)

160 Fortune Teller - Robert Plant + Allison Krauss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5DeIcYD6xE

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (tRaq7)

161 cats are notoriously Satan's little familiars... I bet Sally Quinn has cats... lots and lots of cats...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (pL6Vz)
HEY!!! You cruisin' for a hexin', boy.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (14URa)

162 Pizza anyone?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (60v4h)

163 Did she use a bump stock while hexing?

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (88xKn)

164 Posted by: theduchessofkitth at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (fmsRl)

You have a good memory. It is from Acts 16:16-19. Paul gets annoyed because the slave girl is demon possessed and she keeps saying about Paul and his companions, "These men are servants of the Most High and they are offering the way of salvation" The demon was speaking the truth. Anyway she is making a profit telling fortunes and the her masters don't like the competition.

Interestingly enough the former Presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church Rev Schori did a sermon saying Paul did a bad thing because he deprived her of a gift of "spiritual awareness" and th former Bishop was rightly castigated for it. She's possessed by a demon-of the devil and the Bishop thinks slavery to a demon is o.k.?!!.

I doubt tSally Quinn would agree to an exorcism and she seems to enjoy or have enjoyed her powers to kill..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (iVOAv)

165 Sally Quinn: Maniacal Woman

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (Gmq4N)

166 Vader could force choke people at great distances with no effort.Remember the Admiral that fucked up the approach to Hoth?Fortunately Alex the Chick is not capable of this....

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (rmVvL)

167 95 The meeting is because our budget is being cut by big Navy. And I have to make the cuts
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (Zbafn)


So your mafia nickname is "Cold Cuts?'

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (mbhDw)

168 OK, to answer my own question, it seems it would depend on whether Washington DC had abolished the impossibility defense:

Impossibility. An impossibility defense is one where the accused doesn't deny having committed the acts, but instead claims that even if everything went to plan, there couldn't have been a murder anyway. For example, the accused might claim that the gun used in the attempt was a non-functioning replica, so the murder could never have happened. However, some states have passed laws that abolish the impossibility defense, and in these states, it is not an accepted defense for any attempted crimes, including attempted murder.

Posted by: JSchuler at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (YsGL+)

169 I wonder how Martha Quinn is holding up

Posted by: Internal
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Quick google image search says...

*shakes computer like Magic 8 Ball*

totally hot!

Posted by: Dang at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (8b+oT)

170 Any good witch knows the Rule of Three will make the bad shit you throw out boomerang back threefold.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (qJtVm)

171 She has had face lifts & still looks not ugly & I can't decide
what word to call her. Dammit!

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (NKOy9)

172 In honor of General Kelly, can we rename the empty barrel Frederica Wilson?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

Yup...seconded.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (nUkMr)

173 Isn't INTENT a part of the criminal code?

Didn't what's his name, DA in New York say Harvey didn't have INTENT so couldn't be prosecuted?

So her INTENT was/is murder. Shouldn't that count under some law? Maybe one written back when Peter Stuyvesant was Mayor but so what?

See how she likes them hexes? Maybe she can wish herself out of jail.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (12xou)

174 Who could be held liable if this psychopath decides her magic doesn't work and uses real poison to kill somebody? Or hires a hit man/SEIU member to kill her target?

Unreal this woman is allowed to walk free

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (6U3DW)

175 Does this mean I gave McCain his brain beet?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (mcI77)

176 The Left reminds me of GeorgeCostanza with their belief system.

Excellent

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (39g3+)

177 I read the linked article. Egads. I feel sorry for the guy for having to read the book to write the article.

And he's right - she pretty much baked good reviews into the book. You write a bad review, she hexes you.

This stuff absolutely gives me the creeps. No way would I ever read her book, and I hope I never bump into her around here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (UoSKV)

178
So, let me get this straight. If witches do hexes, then why do they worship in a pentagram?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)

179 It's clear. It's time for some common sense sorcery control. Fer the chillins, if nobody else.

Posted by: the guy across the street at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (sf2BM)

180 Doyenne: a woman who is the senior member, as in age or rank, of a group, class, profession, etc.


Apparently there is seniority even among parasites.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (IxDhF)

181 but don't mention triangular italianfood with the word "gate"

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (RDd1I)

182 And to be honest haven't we all in a little private dark place in our hearts been chuckling over a certain Senator's troubles and wishing it had happened sooner and would happen sooner?

If we're being real about things I mean.

I know I'll burn a bit for it but it's for a good cause I believe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (12xou)

183 Look what Sally did to Megyn Kelly :
http://tinyurl.com/y9b5top8

That looks like a shark jumping...

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (O5Q3r)

184 In honor of General Kelly, can we rename the empty barrel Frederica Wilson?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

LOL; Good idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (iVOAv)

185
So, let me get this straight. If witches do hexes, then why do they worship in a pentagram?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)


You know the rule about math.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (EgwCt)

186 Yep, has to pay for her cabana boys.
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (pMGkg)
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No double dipping for federal cabana boys!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (qJtVm)

187 intent plus causation, minus the causation is just intent.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (RDd1I)

188 OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope she wears something spectacular.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (a0IVu)

189 Mister Dursley says there's no such thing as magic.... ( something I read in a book, by someone I now disdain)...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (pL6Vz)

190 Like I've said before, "What a stupid time to be alive" needs to replace the Mencken quote in the masthead.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (xjiRE)

191 OT:
Did someone point out that a person wearing a red shiny hat like that congresscritters is only to be taken seriously at the bingo table. And even there she's probably mis-marked her card.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (FhXTo)

192 is witwickian sage a troll, and should I ban xer?

Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (8rNrN)

193
Hey, #NotAllWitches kill. The Daily Mail had something a while back about a #GoodWitch down in New Zealand. She casts orgasm spells. Had pictures of her and her coven sitting around in a circle. Doing something. Casting spells, I think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (8O3HH)

194 OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope she wears something spectacular.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (a0IVu)
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You know she will, with the shoes to go with it.

CBD, you here? There's the fodder for your first Fashion Thread.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (UoSKV)

195 >>>Look what Sally did to Megyn Kelly :
http://tinyurl.com/y9b5top8


man you're giving away my next post.

please no one click on that yet.

Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (8rNrN)

196 Does this mean I gave McCain his brain beet?


I've spent years wishing ass cancer on Lindsay Graham to no result.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (60v4h)

197 Statistally, if you wish ill upon enough people, some will eventually fall ill.

It's like my golf game: on average I hit each shot right down the middle.

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (lIZQs)

198 Now, more than ever, reading Ace keeps me sane.

Posted by: Al Crapton, Brooklyn NY at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (F/4Zj)

199 Black Magic Woman

Don't turn your back on me baby
Yes, don't turn your back on me baby
You're messin' around with your tricks
Don't turn your back on me baby
'Cause you might just break up my magic stick

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (Z8+SR)

200 Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) - SRV Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVI7I-WDGx4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (tRaq7)

201 OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope she wears something spectacular.


Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (a0IVu)
It's a day ending in "y," isn't it? The woman would look amazing in sackcloth and ashes.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (14URa)

202 Probably already mentioned, but....she's the WashPost's Religion writer.
Which is kinda bananas considering what she believes in...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (W+vEI)

203 Did someone point out that a person wearing a red shiny hat like that congresscritters is only to be taken seriously at the bingo table. And even there she's probably mis-marked her card.


I'll bet she marks every square as soon as she sits down. She also pushes every button in the elevator. Every time.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (Mouru)

204 Sally Quinn was banged by Thomas Jefferson?

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (Q0dwZ)

205 Trump won by shielding himself with all those Redneck Christian Confederates and Zionist Nazis.

It was a racist Monotheist conspiracy!

Posted by: Voodoo Queen Sally at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (MuTTO)

206 179 It's clear. It's time for some common sense sorcery control. Fer the chillins, if nobody else.
Posted by: the guy across the street
________

Let's get our lies straight before we start: It's common sense sorcery safety measures. We also need to close the sorcery show loophole. Then we'll need to ban magazines that have more than 10 incantations.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at October 19, 2017 05:48 PM (j+dfT)

207 >> OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope
>> she wears something spectacular.

Anything she wears is spectacular. The proverbial burlap bag on her would be spectacular.

And Melania is always on topic.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 05:48 PM (8O3HH)

208 Hey, #NotAllWitches kill. The Daily Mail had something a while back about a #GoodWitch down in New Zealand. She casts orgasm spells.


Lay one on me, Glinda. But no finger in the butt, okay?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 05:48 PM (Mouru)

209 Build a bridge out of her!

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (ANIFC)

210 OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope she wears something spectacular.

-
Will it be the real her or the replicant?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (Nwg0u)

211 How can she prove her claims? She could document a hundred cases. She could pick out 100 ISIS prisoners, for example, and hex them to death. That would give her some credibility, but correlation doesn't prove causation. I want her to demonstrate the existence of some mechanism, some causal chain, by which her will and performance of certain spells leads to the end result.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (/qEW2)

212 So, let me get this straight. If witches do hexes, then why do they worship in a pentagram?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October

They failed geometry, twice

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (9TU00)

213 204 Sally Quinn was banged by Thomas Jefferson?
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (Q0dwZ)

So her first husband was David Hemmings, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (mbhDw)

214
A doyenne is a Chinese spice closely related to cayenne.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (2wRtc)

215 Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (mcI77)

216 Let's hope her powers don't work on Ewoks.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (FhXTo)

217 I thought a doyenne referred to an unmarried doy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (Mouru)

218 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)

5 (pentagram)

and

8 (Octogram)

=

13 (tridecagon)

The Jews only get the the Hexagram. Hence the evil connotation of Hex.

It all comes back to the Joooos.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (12xou)

219 >>>
So her INTENT was/is murder. Shouldn't that count under some law? Maybe one written back when Peter Stuyvesant was Mayor but so what?

a crime requires proof of both the guilty act and the guilty mind (intent, etc.). She has intent. And even though she committed an "act," "casting the spell," I'm pretty sure the law says the act has to be reasonably related to the effect. Since the law does not admit the existence of witchcraft, it would say she did not perform any bad act to go along with her bad intent.

There's a tricky corner of the law with inchoate crimes, incomplete crimes, like "Attempted X." But even here, her attempt would not, I think, be reasonably connected to the end result, at least as a matter of law.

Lunatic delusions can get you off for a crime you really did but they can't get you on the hook for a crime that you really didn't.

However, her spirit certainly is vicious. She THINKS she's killing people, and that should be worth a public rebuke.

but it won't be. The Guild protects its own.


Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (8rNrN)

220 214
A doyenne is a Chinese spice closely related to cayenne.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (2wRtc)


"Doyenne" was the original title of an ELO tune.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (mbhDw)

221 Sally Quinn was the Washington Post religion reporter about 5 years ago.

Posted by: Cosda at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (OeoUR)

222 >> Sally Quinn was banged by Thomas Jefferson?

I don't know, son. But I grabbed her ass. And her mother's. At the same damn time.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (8O3HH)

223 211

How can she prove her claims? She could document a hundred cases. She could pick out 100 ISIS prisoners, for example, and hex them to death. That would give her some credibility, but correlation doesn't prove causation. I want her to demonstrate the existence of some mechanism, some causal chain, by which her will and performance of certain spells leads to the end result.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:49

She can't, because it is all a bunch of nonsense.... she's just prattling for the attention...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (pL6Vz)

224
Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

No pole, not oiled up. Don't waste the time.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (O5Q3r)

225 Is this a re-tred or is it deja vu?

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (Kz9dH)

226 no ban please!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (RDd1I)

227 They failed geometry, twice
Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (9TU00)

-----------------------------------------

Geometry was invented by Zeus lovers.

Posted by: William Eaton at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (MuTTO)

228 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (/qEW2)

*Bitter steps quietly back out of range*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (12xou)

229 224
Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

No pole, not oiled up. Don't waste the time.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (O5Q3r)


If there's one with Katie Courveh squatting over her face...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (mbhDw)

230 Let's get Milo Yiannappolis to challenge Quinn to a spell-off and see who dies first.

He loves that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (3myMJ)

231 >> Will it be the real her or the replicant?

Both! The only thing better than Melania is two Melania's.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 05:52 PM (8O3HH)

232 Quoting our own Soona:

"Jesus is coming back. With a bull whip. There will be running and screaming."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 05:52 PM (XrCyE)

233 Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) - SRV Live



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVI7I-WDGx4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy
====


Dude. THANK YOU.

Chills!

So Awesome.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:52 PM (2wRtc)

234 230 Let's get Milo Yiannappolis to challenge Quinn to a spell-off and see who dies first.

He loves that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (3m


Called "the bitter Endora..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

235 Why can't we all just stick to bending spoons?

Posted by: Uri Gellar at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (Mouru)

236 A doyenne is a Chinese spice closely related to cayenne.


It's a type of weasel.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (60v4h)

237 from last thread, amazed to learn that some comments may be ace sockpuppets...

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (RDd1I)

238 233 Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) - SRV Live



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVI7I-WDGx4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy
====


Dude. THANK YOU.

Chills!

So Awesome.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:52 PM (2wRtc)


Check out the one by Angelique Kidjo. Damned good cover version.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (mbhDw)

239 Posted by: Uri Gellar at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (Mouru)

THERE IS NO DAMN SPOON!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (12xou)

240 The 'ettes that are fashion savvy (which is not me) should start a site, Melania's Mirror.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (Enq6K)

241 Hey, I'm like the Harvey Weinstein of Metaphysics and such.

She gives up the squeaker to my barbed cock, I gotta do something, right?

It's in the contract.

But, man, did I wreck her rectum pulling out. i mean, it's a mess back there.

Stuff just drops out, you know?

I'm the Prince of Darkness and even I don't want to think about it.

Posted by: Satan at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (9q7Dl)

242 236 A doyenne is a Chinese spice closely related to cayenne.


It's a type of weasel.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (60v4h)

Chinese spiceweasels are the best

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (ANIFC)

243 Tonight, the part of the fortune teller's house will be played by Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (XrCyE)

244 from last thread, amazed to learn that some comments may be ace sockpuppets...
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (RDd1I)
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Sage, you must be new here. Learn to look at the hashes at the very end. Yours is RDd1I.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (UoSKV)

245
" ... as if murder is just a cutesy pastime of the wealthy and jaded."

Well, isn't it ?
Knowing what we now know about Our Betters, I'm not giving out Benefit of the Doubt any more. It's on them to prove that they're not murderers, along with all the other stuff they routinely accuse us deplorables of being.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (z3Hmr)

246 Wow, I don't know which is worse. That all the women in that Megan Kelly Dance Hits clip look exactly like you know they will, or that all the men do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (rjrh3)

247 Is this Quinn woman being ridiculed into oblivion? I assume she would be out of a job by now if she had claimed to be a Christian who successfully prayed for the supernatural healing of disease.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (nBr1j)

248 Sure death hexes are easy. How's her quidditch?

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (IhAUh)

249 I hated Osama bin Laden and now he's dead. Coincidence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (Nwg0u)

250 If she has a black cat, does that make her a mew-ling Quinn?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (tRaq7)

251 Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

++++++++++

mom dance party!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (RDd1I)

252 215
Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.



Posted by: Under Fire

===


I am so late.

Is there a link?

Did she go full Couric.


Did she TWERK?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (2wRtc)

253 Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

No pole, not oiled up. Don't waste the time.



and yet , and yet. I would still hit that with all the mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (60v4h)

254 Burn her?


It's the fucking 21st century; we load her into a rocket and shoot it into the sun.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (bML9A)

255 Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (RDd1I)

Really?

Listen I've got a special deal here on a bridge that they're going to demolish. I've got the contract but can't meet the deadline. Just give me $200 dollars and you take over the contract and the clock on finishing starts over again.

We'll both make money. I swear. Dude. Would I lie to you?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (12xou)

256 191 OT: Did someone point out that a person wearing a red shiny hat like that congresscritters is only to be taken seriously at the bingo table. And even there she's probably mis-marked her card.
Posted by: DaveA
_______

Close. Someone said it looked she was getting ready to audition for the rest home talent show. I'm still laughing over that one.

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (j+dfT)

257 My mistake I see she is no longer employed by the Post. Is that also known as The National Laughingstock?

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (nBr1j)

258 can we rename the empty barrel Frederica Wilson?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)


Fvck off....even I have standards.

Posted by: The Barrel at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (wYseH)

259 from last thread, amazed to learn that some comments may be ace sockpuppets...

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (RDd1I)


You have taken your first step into a larger world.

Posted by: Obie Wan Zucchini at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (Mouru)

260 244

Sage, you must be new here. Learn to look at the hashes at the very end. Yours is RDd1I.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (UoSKV)

I look at mine, and would like to trade it for something... edgier.... who handles that work here??

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (pL6Vz)

261 Having thought about this a little more...stay clear of Sexton. He had the mojo put on him via a naked Don Knotts.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (XrCyE)

262 I had Siri type in last comment.

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (NKOy9)

263
Here's some voodoo music from Dr. John:

"I walk on Gilded Splinters"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvdO3l4_P8

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (9q7Dl)

264 Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (nBr1j)

Oh. But that's a MIRACLE. Everyone knows miracles can't happen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (12xou)

265 A doyenne?

Is that an old Lady who makes you go...

DOH!

Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (NgKpN)

266 When did the Earth become Planet Stupid?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (TdMsT)

267 And has anyone posted one of the best hex-related songs ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch6rCaibNe8

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (rjrh3)

268 The MeAgain ... Don't waste the time.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:51
*************************

Stumpy legs, cellulite; one could go on and on but it would be rude.

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (Kz9dH)

269 Damn copycats.

Posted by: Screamin' Jay Hawkins at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

270 Sage, you must be new here. Learn to look at the hashes at the very end. Yours is RDd1I.



Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (UoSKV)
You are almost ridiculously nice, bluebell.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (14URa)

271 >>>>OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope
she wears something spectacular.

I hope she wears nothing spectacular IYKWIMAITYD

But that's more like a private gala

Sorry, bad taste! I can't help it! The woman is pure hotness!

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (q177U)

272 >>You have taken your first step into a larger world.
Posted by: Obie Wan Zucchini

Oh, that's where I put you! Silly me.

Posted by: Hope Solo at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (8O3HH)

273 Sage, you must be new here. Learn to look at the hashes at the very end. Yours is RDd1I.

+++++

it's a brave new world!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (RDd1I)

274 For those of you who missed the Megyn Kelly dance off :

http://tinyurl.com/ybe4mnpc

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (4e+hS)

275 Years ago, I joked that our Ruling Class practiced black magic - Satanic intervention was good an explanation as any as to how we are ruled by evil people who wouldn't be capable of sweeping the parking lot at the Circle K. Now, I'm becoming more & more convinced they really do worship Satan.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (ANIFC)

276 I look at mine, and would like to trade it for something... edgier.... who handles that work here??

Hey, me too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (60v4h)

277 She turned me into a new.....tumah!

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (fjMEv)

278 and yet , and yet. I would still hit that with all the mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (60v4h)


--

Agreed, although something has changed with her looks. Not sure what they're going for, but it's worse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (rjrh3)

279 Sally should love these people...

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-39587896

Best quote: "'General' Gaylord Tshimbala says voodoo makes him invincible"

Posted by: William Eaton at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (MuTTO)

280 Tarantino admits knowing about Weinstein's sexcapes for decades...and....wait for it....regrets not doing something about it.


Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (Enq6K)

281 "My mistake I see she is no longer employed by the Post. Is that also known as The National Laughingstock?"

Everyone there will be dead and soon!

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (3myMJ)

282 I just get sixty volts for four hours.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (60v4h)

283 I may be an old queen, but Sally is full of shit.

Posted by: The Amazing Randi at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (nUkMr)

284 >>Sorry, bad taste! I can't help it! The woman is pure
>> hotness!

No, man, that's good taste. She's a FLILF. The truth will set you free.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (8O3HH)

285 All those "intellectuals" of past generations, who said that if only we could get rid of religions, get rid of Christianity, then all mankind would become rational and happy and there would never be any more wars or whatever.

And so our society worked as hard as it could to get rid of Christianity - and look what we get in return. All the old, old evils and idiocy, right back like they never left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (k1TUh)

286
Sally kilt me!

Posted by: Scottish dude in a dress at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (r+sAi)

287 When did the Earth become Planet Stupid?

Right around the birth date of Karl Marx.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (XrCyE)

288 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Tendinitis
Rabies
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

OK that last one is debatable.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (rnAwa)

289 Into every life a little bad luck must fall. This is God's way of telling you to appreciate the good things in your life.

It is often a chance to offer encouragement to those who suffer bad luck.

We are, after all, in this lifeboat together, all alone, in the dark of an unknown universe. Can't we just be friends?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (m9X4Y)

290 285 All those "intellectuals" of past generations, who said that if only we could get rid of religions, get rid of Christianity, then all mankind would become rational and happy and there would never be any more wars or whatever.

And so our society worked as hard as it could to get rid of Christianity - and look what we get in return. All the old, old evils and idiocy, right back like they never left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (k1TUh)


Megachurches.....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (pL6Vz)

291 Oh. But that's a MIRACLE. Everyone knows miracles can't happen.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (12xou)

Ahem!

Posted by: Zombie Coach Herb Brooks at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (ANIFC)

292 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Pin worms

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (60v4h)

293 Wasn't Doyenne Clint Walker's hapless sidekick?

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (lIZQs)

294 So, given all this doyenne's boasting, how is Trump still walking around?

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (3myMJ)

295 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Lumbago

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (XrCyE)

296 Tarantino admits knowing about Weinstein's sexcapes for decades...and....wait for it....regrets not doing something about it.


In fairness, Hitler waited 56 years to kill Hitler.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (Mouru)

297 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (m9X4Y)

You touch my knee again and you're going to make friends with some fishes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (12xou)

298 to be fair, I don't have ace blogger's IP code memorizeds

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (RDd1I)

299 I look at mine, and would like to trade it for something... edgier.... who handles that work here??
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (pL6Vz)
------------

Maybe flounder would let you fight him for tbOMB. Or something like that. Those are the letters; don't know about the capitalization.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (UoSKV)

300 You're welcome, Morty.


Check out the one by Angelique Kidjo. Damned good cover version.

That's a damned interesting take on that song, JJ.

Wish I had a video of me and my regular guitarist doing that tune. We mix in Third Stone from the Sun and Machine Gun in with it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (tRaq7)

301 295 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Lumbago
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (XrCyE)

Infantigo

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (ANIFC)

302 288 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Rheumatoid arthritis

Lupus

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

303 287 When did the Earth become Planet Stupid?

Right around the birth date of Karl Marx.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (XrCyE)

Winner winner, chicken dinner!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (TdMsT)

304 Quentin Tarantino is the most overrated dipshit in the history dipshits.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (XrCyE)

305 119 Why would the left love pagans?

I think the reasoning on the left is that pagans/occultists tend to be Earth worshippers. Therefore they will support the left's ecological agenda. It doesn't matter that their worship is based on wacky superstition.

They also believe in spirits but not in an omnipotent moral law giver, so they will not be strongly committed to belief in any system of ethics, including sexual ethics or something like the 10 commandments.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19



Why would they love pagans? For the same reason they love Islam. It is anti western and hostile towards Judeo-Christian values.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (z/Ubi)

306 Sage, it's only the one. Just think of 8 nurses. That's ace's hash.

(It's "be nice to newbies day," Peaches.)

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (UoSKV)

307 >>Lumbago

Not to be confused with Lambada, the forbidden dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSCAoE2K81U

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (/tuJf)

308 >> Rheumatoid arthritis

I've actually got that shit. And it's much funnier than Seth Meyers.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (8O3HH)

309 Sage, it's only the one. Just think of 8 nurses. That's ace's hash.

(It's "be nice to newbies day," Peaches.)
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (UoSKV)



Hey, what is this crap?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (Mouru)

310 I look at mine, and would like to trade it for something... edgier.... who handles that work here??


Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (pL6Vz)

---

I think I heard you can play the lottery by rebooting your router. Or rebooting Ace's router. One or the other or something like that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (rjrh3)

311 307 >>Lumbago

Not to be confused with Lambada, the forbidden dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSCAoE2K81U
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (/tuJf)


Rush Lumbago. Big on radio, I understand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (mbhDw)

312
A doyenne is a member of a senior class.
I looked up in Dictionary app.

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (NKOy9)

313 Burn the witch!

Posted by: USNtakim at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (0OmEj)

314

Went to the fortune teller
To have my fortune read
I didn't what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head

Posted by: Sally Quim at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (IqV8l)

315 308 >> Rheumatoid arthritis

I've actually got that shit. And it's much funnier than Seth Meyers.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (8O3HH)

I have psoriatic arthritis. I feel your pain. Literally.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

316 Megachurches.....
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (pL6Vz)

Some megachurches are o.k. It depends what you categorize as a megachurch. Charles Stanley has quite a large church, for instance, and it seems like it's pretty standard doctrinal Christianity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (iVOAv)

317 I just had a repulsive image flash through my brain--Sally Quinn and Hillary dancing naked in the pale moon light.

Excuse me! I have to go take a call on the big white telephone.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (nBr1j)

318 . Someone said it looked she was getting ready to audition for the rest home talent show.

LOL

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (FhXTo)

319
The first time I saw the word "doyenne" was indeed an article about Sally Quinn. And that was at least 25 years ago.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (8O3HH)

320 Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (9q7Dl)

TYVM for that. Dad has Gris-gris on vinyl. That cover art is spooky when you're 7 years old o_o

J. J. Sefton - unrelated comment re: a sidebar post, if someone is referred to as a goniffing momzer, the attribution 'J. J. Sefton' is wholly unnecessary

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (y87Qq)

321 My luck, after the reboot, the hash would be DpSht1.....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (pL6Vz)

322 I have psoriatic arthritis.

That's the green kind from Star Trek, right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (XrCyE)

323 280 Tarantino admits knowing about Weinstein's sexcapes for decades...and....wait for it....regrets not doing something about it.


Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (Enq6K)


He was dating/diddling Mira Sorvino at about that time late 80s/early 90s. And she came out with a complaint.

Tarantino pimped her out so his flick would get a green light???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (mbhDw)

324 322 I have psoriatic arthritis.

That's the green kind from Star Trek, right?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (XrCyE)

Heh. Not exactly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (NWiLs)

325 I wish she would use them against whoever is responsible for abomination that is Microsuck Word. I FUCKING HATE IT WITH A PASSION.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (dZ756)

326 doyenne is just polite society way of saying rich+old+dead husband's wealthy

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (RDd1I)

327 So did Quinn's son indeed turn out to be a worthless douche?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (O848g)

328 320 Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (9q7Dl)

TYVM for that. Dad has Gris-gris on vinyl. That cover art is spooky when you're 7 years old o_o

J. J. Sefton - unrelated comment re: a sidebar post, if someone is referred to as a goniffing momzer, the attribution 'J. J. Sefton' is wholly unnecessary
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (y87Qq)


True, but I suspect the cobs are quick learners too!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (mbhDw)

329 Now, I'm becoming more & more convinced they really do worship Satan.


No convincing needed. They do. Just look at the dramatic rise in satanic imagery in a lot of popular music today.

Ain't no doubt about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (tRaq7)

330 As a Paladin with a +3 Saving Throw vs. Cancer and Disease?

I'm not worried.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (Ckg4U)

331 280 Tarantino admits knowing about Weinstein's sexcapes for decades...and....wait for it....regrets not doing something about it.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (Enq6K)

-----------------------------------------

From Sept. 25th 2017: Weinstein takes Tarantino out for dinner!

https://pagesix.com/2017/09/25/harvey-weinstein-continues-to-treat-newly-engaged-quentin-tarantino/

Posted by: William Eaton at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (MuTTO)

332 I'm melting! What a world! What a world!

Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (bc2Lc)

333 316 Megachurches.....
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (pL6Vz)

Some megachurches are o.k. It depends what you categorize as a megachurch. Charles Stanley has quite a large church, for instance, and it seems like it's pretty standard doctrinal Christianity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (iVOAv)

Well, yeah... I guess I had an image of a grinnin' guy surrounded by Death Lasers and ground fog... spending too much time at BabylonBee I guess...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (pL6Vz)

334 I have psoriatic arthritis. I feel your pain. Literally.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (NWiLs)
--------
*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (Sfs6o)

335 #218 Octogram is the mother of Octomom?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (LQLeS)

336 "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"

Posted by: Harlan Ellison or Frank Zappa? at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (UdKB7)

337
Next time I'll write "nachuv'n dreck paskudnik."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:08 PM (mbhDw)

338 Interestingly enough the former Presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church Rev Schori did a sermon saying Paul did a bad thing because he deprived her of a gift of "spiritual awareness" and th former Bishop was rightly castigated for it. She's possessed by a demon-of the devil and the Bishop thinks slavery to a demon is o.k.?!!.

...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (iVOAv)


========

I remember reading about her doing that. This is the problem with radicals like Schori and Spong. If they allow themselves to second guess Paul (and in some cases even Jesus) because such men were "the product of their time", then they are essentially reducing the Bible to a historical account, and making up the theology themselves.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:08 PM (/qEW2)

339 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Polio, elephantiasis, dengue fever, and the yaws.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 19, 2017 06:09 PM (2NqXo)

340 333 316 Megachurches.....
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (pL6Vz)

Some megachurches are o.k. It depends what you categorize as a megachurch. Charles Stanley has quite a large church, for instance, and it seems like it's pretty standard doctrinal Christianity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (iVOAv)

Well, yeah... I guess I had an image of a grinnin' guy surrounded by Death Lasers and ground fog... spending too much time at BabylonBee I guess...
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (pL6Vz)

It would be an improvement over acoustic guitar hymns

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:09 PM (ANIFC)

341 339 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Polio, elephantiasis, dengue fever, and the yaws.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 19, 2017 06:09 PM (2NqXo)


And don't forget scrapie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (mbhDw)

342 "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity""
-Posted by: Harlan Ellison or Frank Zappa? at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (UdKB7)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (Ckg4U)

343 The first time I saw the word "doyenne" was indeed an article about Sally Quinn. And that was at least 25 years ago.

-
The masculine equivalent is old fart.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (Nwg0u)

344 You see you really can't have smart without stupid so you might as well learn to live with it.

Posted by: Harlan Ellison or Frank Zappa? at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (UdKB7)

345 It would be an improvement over acoustic guitar hymns
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:09 PM (ANIFC)
------------

*fistbump*

*sign of the cross*

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (UoSKV)

346
The Limey rag Daily Mail says that Uncle Harvey's butt boys and girls (employees of his company) are "violating their NDAs" to say they knew Uncle Harvey was a philandering bully and perverted satry, but honest -- swearsies! -- they didn't know nutthin' 'bout no non-consensual stuff like exposin' and whackin' nor rapin' or anything of that nature.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (8O3HH)

347 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers



Hey NBC, gimme that jag-off's time slot and I'll get twice the ratings he does.


Posted by: Gout at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (9q7Dl)

348 What's wrong with Lamar Alexander's face? It looks like one of his eyes is migrating like a flounder.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

349 346
The Limey rag Daily Mail says that Uncle Harvey's butt boys and girls (employees of his company) are "violating their NDAs" to say they knew Uncle Harvey was a philandering bully and perverted satry, but honest -- swearsies! -- they didn't know nutthin' 'bout no non-consensual stuff like exposin' and whackin' nor rapin' or anything of that nature.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (8O3HH)


They were only following orders. And not following odors...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:11 PM (mbhDw)

350 I like the bit I read about the final verse of " Good Good Father" being finally located at the edge of the Known Universe....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (pL6Vz)

351 338-Fortunately she got called out on in.

http://tinyurl.com/opuvyxh

It must be catching. Some Bishop in the Methodist church said the same thing several years ago, but her critique was that Paul did a bad thing by depriving the slave girl of her living. Ugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (iVOAv)

352 That's funny. I used my thighs.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (QE8X6)

353 347 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers



Hey NBC, gimme that jag-off's time slot and I'll get twice the ratings he does.


Posted by: Gout at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (9q7Dl)


Have real actors just read a transcript of the comments. 10 share at least!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (mbhDw)

354 What's wrong with Lamar Alexander's face? It looks like one of his eyes is migrating like a flounder.

==

Yep, that's the plan

Posted by: Sally Quinn, hexidicine woman at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (QC/4S)

355 She has dead black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Captain Quint at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (EATOD)

356 Well, yeah... I guess I had an image of a grinnin' guy surrounded by Death Lasers and ground fog... spending too much time at BabylonBee I guess...
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (pL6Vz)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:13 PM (iVOAv)

357
It must be catching. Some Bishop in the Methodist church said the same thing several years ago, but her critique was that Paul did a bad thing by depriving the slave girl of her living. Ugh!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (iVOAv)

She could have joined the NFL - they have multimillionaire slaves.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:13 PM (ANIFC)

358 St. Willard is the patron fallen saint of terminal Satanic cancer.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 06:13 PM (Kwhm/)

359 >>Now, I'm becoming more more convinced they really do worship Satan.

Yeah, after learning more about the Podesta brothers' spirit cooking and freaky art collection...? Something's not right.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:13 PM (W+vEI)

360 "Come on without,
come on within,
You've not seen nothing like,
raving Sally Quinn... "

Everybody's talkin
'about how so and so croaked
Some said it was ju ju rites
Some, cancer from smoke
Washington is in despair
Every girl and boy
But when Quinn the Magico gets here she's gonna shout A-DOYYY!

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 19, 2017 06:14 PM (yqvys)

361 Nood. Can't be first. I'm back and I'm bad.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:14 PM (14URa)

362 Remember the 70's and 80's when New Age was a thing? Channeling, Harmonic Convergence, Spoon Bending? And why spoon bending and not fork bending?

Maybe Quinn put a spell on that Congress critter and gave her an unquenchable desire to wear ridiculous hats.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 19, 2017 06:14 PM (LQLeS)

363 So I think I see the trick here...

She wants to be tried for murder, but be tried for murder (or maybe just sued for wrongful death), it would have to be proven that witchcraft is real. And if witchcraft is real, then that Pagan religion is real. Thus, Judo-Christianity is fake.

But I say everyone just refer to her as a murderer from now on. She can claim it slander or libel (depending on medium). But it can't be, because she confessed herself to being a murderer. One is simply accepting Sally Quinn what she claims herself to be.

Would it be any different to call her a man if she claimed to be one?

Posted by: Leland at October 19, 2017 06:14 PM (4y/OO)

364 " I've spent years wishing ass cancer on Lindsay Graham to no result."

Looks like you hit McCain. Weird, because I always thought Miss Monday's head was up McCain's ass.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (NdbXA)

365 Dr. Quinn, medicine Woman. Heap bad medicine.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (O848g)

366
Sally Quinn, Bad Medicine Woman.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (3myMJ)

367 So, let me get this straight. If witches do hexes, then why do they worship in a pentagram?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)


========

Try our Curse Removal System: Hex-a-gone.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (/qEW2)

368 Methodist Bishop?

I asked a Monsigneur about the claim that the Lutherans and the Anglicans claim Apostolic Succession.

"They can claim to be the tooth fairy. But when they broke from Rome, the Apostolic Succession ended."

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (Oj1RP)

369 Posted by: Fauxcahontas at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (O848g)

Wow.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (3myMJ)

370 A new thread arriveth

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (di1hb)

371 Watch this, Sally- I'm putting a weekend hex on all Chicago residents (I've added an AoS exemption). Watch me rack up the points!

Three... Huh, whatever.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (iFP6G)

372 Remember when I told you there would be BACON.

An "Ette" has provided the most glorious selection of bacons to go along with your corn fed, no hormone or filler burgers for the meet up.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (qkgvP)

373 I have psoriatic arthritis.

B'Gal has that. No good, very bad. She's pretty much homebound anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (tRaq7)

374 I think her kid is a, uh, mentally challenged misfit fathered by a really, really old man and herself who is not a Mensa member. So pointing this out to her and saying he would never be a brain surgeon, ambassador or famous playboy would upset the old tart.

Posted by: Lester at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (LfJIn)

375 Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (Oj1RP)

No point in arguing about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (iVOAv)

376 OTm& I apologize. I was looking at vet records for my adopted cat. She's a "tortie" I never heard that word but it means a cat that is multicolored and very dark. I found article yesterday & ordered a 2018 calendar because I am sick of the POS American Rose Society calendars they havem sold in past 10 years. Once financial crisis hit, they went to cheapest paper possible. On 1/1 of each year I hung up and it promptly falls off hook because paper is so thin, it tears. I have to hold up with a clip & they are not cheap.

I have to finish what I am doing and find Lexi. She's been going on to the kitchen table and staying there and I must break her of that hAbit aNd she's started clawing caroetsl. Hall on startling on first floor where front door is all the way up to third floor until my old bedroom have same perfect blue carpet, It's been here since 1989 & in good shape for that age. I can't afford to replace it.

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (NKOy9)

377 Charles Payne just played a clip from Congresswoman Wilson about her remarks after Gen. Kelly's appearance:


"Let me tell you something my mother told me when I was just a little girl....A dog can bark at the moon all night long and it doesn't mean a thing until the moon barks back."

Charles Payne: I have no idea what that means.

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (Enq6K)

378 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:08 PM (/qEW2)

I was praying for Bishop Spong. He is about 88 and had a stroke. I don't agree with practically everything he says theologically, but I understand from someone who had him as their Rector but has since converted to the Orthodox church in America and become a Deacon that he was a kind and loving pastoral presence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (iVOAv)

379 Her imaginary magic is weak. John Kelly's pimp hand is real and strong.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (e1mEI)

380 Didn't she used to have a weekly spot on O'Reilly? It was 2 or 3 years ago, but she would come on and discuss religion in the most dry, acedemic, non- religious way possible.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (f8ilN)

381 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (iVOAv)

Exactly!

Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (fmsRl)

382 Apple news had article this morning that the planet Uranus will be visible tonight. I wish I had known that earlier because I would likes decent pair of binoculars (but inexpensive) cat cost me a lot in one day.
If I wanted kitten, they want you to take two at $250 each from same litter. I would not want two kittens at same time, they're too much work and $500 is a lot to spend.
I found cheaper than grocery store site, Chewy.com from Kitty Connection link. But I am going to compare 4 for $ compared to Jet.

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (NKOy9)

383 I think this woman had retired. Maybe MeAgain could replace her.


http://tinyurl.com/hdh3jpp

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (Enq6K)

384 Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (Oj1RP)

Should've laid this one on him.

Paul (alias Saul) was originally a Jew and a Christian persecutor. I contend that he realized he was getting nowhere with stamping out the sect of Christianity.

So he contrived his epiphany on the Road to Damascus and took over the nascent Christian Church.

He was a MOLE! He was a Jew all along and managed to change the fundamentals of the Christian Church into what was finally accepted by the Romans. (Strange how they went nuts killing Christians and then one day decided everything was hunky dory.)

This was done by the watering down of the Christian Creed and belief so that it became acceptable to the Roman Citizen and thence became the unifying structure of all the Roman Gods under the rubric of the Christian Church.

Neat twist there, Huh?

Not saying this is true. But it could be.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 06:36 PM (12xou)

385 I was praying for Bishop Spong. He is about 88 and had a stroke. I don't agree with practically everything he says theologically, but I understand from someone who had him as their Rector but has since converted to the Orthodox church in America and become a Deacon that he was a kind and loving pastoral presence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (iVOAv)


========

I've seen him in debates, I'm sure he's sincere and intelligent and has done good in his personal interactions. It's just that I feel what he is doing is weakening the religion that I think needs to predominate here. And yes, I feel a bit of a sleaze for wanting this, because I'm not really a believer. I want it to be so for pragmatic reasons (ie. live in a land where people have deeply conditioned moral instincts, and I think Christianity is the best option).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:37 PM (/qEW2)

386 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:37 PM (/qEW2)

Yes; he's cute intelligent and his books are well written-just wrong and yes, he weakens Christianity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:39 PM (iVOAv)

387 Too cheap to buy a baseball bat?

Posted by: KentAllard at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (TQw9b)

388 Sally Whore Quinn was screwing Ben Bradlee when he was married to his second wife, and wrecked that marriage. Clearly, the broad knows how to get what she wants by hook or by crook.

Posted by: Beverly at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (ua5NM)

389 So we created oil, gas, and nuclear energy to have safe clean reliable power to eliminate being at the whims of nature so that we can have the money to put in solar and wind power to be at the whims of nature.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2017 09:21 PM (bmkS9)

General Kelly Bitchslaps Democrat Congresswoman Who Misrepresented What Trump Said to Family of Slain Serviceman

Pretty potent. When the "he knew what he was getting into" claim got pushed by these vile rats, I figured it was something along these lines -- he was a brave man who chose valiantly to risk his life for the sake of others. That kind of thing. The "He died a hero, not a victim" sort of sentiment. (Which would make a difference to me, I think.)

That's what Kelly says it was.



Reports are, the press room was very silent as Kelly scolded these senescent children.


By the way, there is some evidence to suggest that the Congresspyrsyn who misrepresented this phone call might be a circus clown of some variety.


Flashback: When Obama told a class of graduating police cadets "risking your lives is something you signed up for," the Democrat-Media Complex didn't think it was controversial.

Managing Children: Jane D'Oh watched the presser, and she said this happened:

I watched his presser, and was in tears.

Loved how he handled the press whores. "Any of you a Gold Star family member?" *crickets*

"Any of you know a Gold Star family member?" *one hand goes up*

"Okay, you get a question."

Posted by: Ace at 04:15 PM




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1 Good for him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:15 PM (fceHP)

2 Just watched that.

Powerful is where it begins then gets better.

This man fights too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:16 PM (tRaq7)

3 Lol..Circus clown all right. Who the hell wears a red sparkly cowboy hat on any other day except for Halloween?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 04:17 PM (a0IVu)

4 I really think Trump should record every conversation he has with any individual rather than this constant back and forth. But I suppose that's what got Nixon in trouble.

Looks like to me a President should be allowed to have a recording of himself without public access, but I'm sure some Hawaiian judge would make damn sure Trump had to hand over everything.

Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 04:17 PM (lKmt3)

5 By the way, there is some evidence to suggest that the Congresspyrsyn who misrepresented this phone call might be a circus clown of some variety.


this crazy person has convinced herself of her own lies and embellishments

over time, their knee-jerk, canned reactions from the old and tattered talking points comes out old and tattered and crazy

and they have said these things over and over, so many times, they believe them now

like a vinyl skipping back to the same track over and over

she's embarrassing
how do they sleep at night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:17 PM (fceHP)

6 By the way, there is some evidence to suggest that the Congresspyrsyn who misrepresented this phone call might be a circus clown of some variety.


She is a vile communist scrunt.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2017 04:17 PM (mpXpK)

7 Circus Rodeo Clown.

And a damned good one, scares the livestock she does.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (tRaq7)

8 th

Posted by: cornbred at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (bKezI)

9 Hi again.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (i+fad)

10 By the way, there is some evidence to suggest that the Congresspyrsyn who misrepresented this phone call might be a circus clown of some variety.

++++

Rodeo clown. Someone should see if she ever worked with Glenn Beck.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (pvjTE)

11 There's not much to say after that. Thank you Gen. Kelly.

Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (G0vdT)

12 She has a bunch of those ugly hats and she wears one every day.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (mpXpK)

13 We all vote down here.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 04:19 PM (/tuJf)

14 muh welfair queenz

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 04:20 PM (2wRtc)

15 Empty Barrel making the most noise.

Yup......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 04:20 PM (nUkMr)

16 Yeah, but can she top this? (link to old ace post)


http://ace.mu.nu/archives/350063.php

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:20 PM (W+vEI)

17 but trump's to blame for fighting back, bullying people as Fucking W would say.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:21 PM (RDd1I)

18 Some serious derangement on that Twitter feed there. Good God. These people truly are no longer our countrymen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:21 PM (NWiLs)

19 Mad Libs: "All hat and no ______[plural noun]______"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (W+vEI)

20 He should have followed up with "how many of you own pickup trucks" like John Ekdahl (I believe) did a couple of months ago.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (OD2ni)

21 I just watched the whole thing on youtube. Holy effing shit. That man just commands respect. Can't wait to hear what Cowgirl McFuckface has to say in rebuttal.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (zRZaJ)

22 -
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By the way, there is some evidence to suggest that the Congresspyrsyn who misrepresented this phone call might be a circus clown of some variety.
------------------------------------------

Wait 'til they get a load of me.

Posted by: The Clown Princess of Stupid at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (pMGkg)

23 Good to know the mother is shit too.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (mcI77)

24 By the way, there is some evidence to suggest that the Congresspyrsyn
who misrepresented this phone call might be a circus clown of some
variety.


Good old gerrymandering. She knows she's in Congress for life and can say whatever she wants

Posted by: brak at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (WjCgM)

25 He was great, this brought tears to my eyes. You could tell he was speaking as a father, and a soldier.

Posted by: Cookies mom at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (H3G6s)

26

Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)

27 the young man served.

not many in the press corps have. not very many at all.

Posted by: Internal vaginal aphrodisia doping hardware at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (nFwvY)

28 17. We no more know that was what W meant than we know Sparkle Cowgirl's thoughts on Trump.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (fA1SL)

29 I think "Rodeo Clown" is the term of art Ace was looking for

Posted by: USA at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (V3HMf)

30 Joyless Reid is still fucking that ficus, tweeting it was disgraceful to make General Kelly use his dead son to defend Trump.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (7HtZB)

31 Until my dying day I will be thankful for each and every person that has put on the uniform of the military services of the United States of America regardless of the duty they preformed or the service they provided. (excepting traitors of course).

Posted by: USNtakim at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (0OmEj)

32 I'm so sick of the Left.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (hN38n)

33 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)

Are you serious? Ugh.. I need to stay away for awhile. I feel my BP going up.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (zRZaJ)

34 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."


Girls stick together.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (7n4KQ)

35 Pretty potent. When the "he knew what he was getting into" claim got pushed by these vile rats, I figured it was something along these lines -- he was a brave man who chose valiantly to risk his life for the sake of others. That kind of thing. The "He died a hero, not a victim" sort of sentiment. (Which would make a difference to me, I think.)


Even if the words were he knew what he was getting into the rest of the quote but it still hurts when it happens makes it crystalline clear that this was what Trump meant.

As always, this jumps all over my pet peeve about how if someone takes a swing and you fight back, you're the problem.

No. Don't want nothing, don't start nothing is a truism for a reason.

I think it was Scott Adams who noted that all of these fights that Trump supposedly started were not started by Trump but were started by others and Trump stepped up and punched back twice as hard.

Good.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (mf5HN)

36 Yeah, but can she top this? (link to old ace post)


http://ace.mu.nu/archives/350063.php


"A stupid and impulsive woman who pounds buttons on unfamiliar machinery rather than asking the engineer seated right next to her what the button does is one of the Congressmen dictating every aspect of economic life in the nation."

Classic Ace. That remark should be carved on the dumb scrunt's tombstone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (Mouru)

37 26

Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)

Tapper is a white-knighting bootlicking pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (NWiLs)

38 She has a bunch of those ugly hats and she wears one every day.
Posted by: Vic

She can buy them cheap as chips at Oriental Trading Company. https://tinyurl.com/yb7as7qm
Then she bedazzles them herself

Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (8ikIW)

39 If Trump were liberal, and had masturbated in front of her, the media coverage would be far different

Posted by: USA at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (V3HMf)

40 34 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."


Girls stick together.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (7n4KQ)

That's why Gywneth invented her steam cleaner!

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (7HtZB)

41 3
Lol..Circus clown all right. Who the hell wears a red sparkly cowboy hat on any other day except for Halloween?

1)Careful there, IC. Your gender privilege is showing, much less your cultural appropriation!

2) alternate response: That's RAAAAAAYCIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/sarc

Posted by: I'm a Dreamer at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (vI+F1)

42 Where's the video?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (fceHP)

43 3: Strippers?

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (eO2Z0)

44
Now the new Fake News Narrative is:

1. Niger is Trump's Benghazi

2. Gen Kelly just provided evidence that Trump lied about saying "he signed up for this."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (s6l8t)

45 Mad Libs: "All hat and no ______[plural noun]______"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (W+vEI)
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Brains?

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (UoSKV)

46 34 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."


Girls stick together.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (7n4KQ)

*types*
*considers*
*deletes*

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (NWiLs)

47 Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)

48 I watched his presser, and was in tears.

Loved how he handled the press whores. "Any of you a Gold Star family member?" *crickets*

"Any of you know a Gold Star family member?" *one hand goes up*

"Okay, you get a question."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (PY9jH)

49 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."
___________________

Good. That particular congresswoman deserved to be insulted. And worse.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (BXf9o)

50 >>I think it was Scott Adams who noted that all of these fights that Trump
supposedly started were not started by Trump but were started by others
and Trump stepped up and punched back twice as hard.



Good.



It's amazing. Flummoxes them every dang time.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (W+vEI)

51 As always, this jumps all over my pet peeve about how if someone takes a swing and you fight back, you're the problem.

No. Don't want nothing, don't start nothing is a truism for a reason.

I think it was Scott Adams who noted that all of these fights that Trump supposedly started were not started by Trump but were started by others and Trump stepped up and punched back twice as hard.

Good.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (mf5HN)



How does little Suzy stop Jimmy from pulling her pigtails on the playground? By pulling his hair or kicking him in the nuts?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)

52 48 I watched his presser, and was in tears.

Loved how he handled the press whores. "Any of you a Gold Star family member?" *crickets*

"Any of you know a Gold Star family member?" *one hand goes up*

"Okay, you get a question."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (PY9jH)

And THAT is how you bitchslap the press.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (NWiLs)

53 Frederica is a clown and a race-baiting pos huckster. I've known her since the aughts, when she fought tooth and nail using any smear available to deny her district's children the choice of a good education versus a cesspool of a failing, democrat enriching public school.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (pxaTJ)

54 I do think moving forward it would be smart if Trump limited his interactions with people as it just gives too many opportunities for people to pull political stunts.

I know his heart is in the right place here, but you're going to have Cindy Sheehan type moments (or the silly Khan incident) that the media will lap up and get the agenda off track.

That's really the goal here from MSM/Deep State/Dems/Never Trump Republicans, etc. Distract the Administration with as many bullshit issues as possible to kill the clock. So this entire week this has been the main focus.

Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (lKmt3)

55 >>Mad Libs: "All hat and no ______[plural noun]______"



Marbles?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (W+vEI)

56 Good old gerrymandering. She knows she's in Congress for life and can say whatever she wants.

The only thing sadder than that thing in office is the Prog Political Machine that keeps here there. In a normal world, she'd be a maid somewhere, and a bad one at that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (tRaq7)

57 Here's the story the Gen. Kelly related in the presser about that congresswoman...although he doesn't mention her by name:

In April of 2015, while still on active duty, I went to the dedication of the new FBI field office in Miami. And it was dedicated to two men who were killed in a firefight in Miami against drug traffickers in 1986. A guy by the name of Grogan and Duke. Grogan almost retired, 53 years old. Duke, I think less than a year on the job. They got in a gunfight and killed. Three FBI agents were there, wounded, now retired. We go down and give a brilliant memorial speech to all of the men and women of the FBI who serve our country so well and law enforcement so well. There were family members there. Some of the children were only 3, 4 years old when their dads were killed on that street in Miami-Dade.

Three of the men that survived the fight were there and gave rendition of how brave those men were and how they gave their lives. And a congresswoman stood up and, in the long tradition of empty barrels making the most noise, stood up there in all of that and talked about how she was instrumental in getting the funding for that building. How she took care of her constituents because she got the money and just called up President Obama and on that phone call he gave the money, the $20 million to build a building, and she sat down. And we were stunned. Stunned that she had done it. Even for someone that is that empty a barrel, we were stunned. But none of us went to the press and criticized. None of us stood up and were appalled. We just said okay, fine.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (Enq6K)

58
Yeah, what Jake Tapper got out of Kelly's remarks was: Kelly just confirmed the congresswoman's version of events.

I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (s6l8t)

59 It's disgusting that the press chose to deliberately magnify this crazy woman's calumny of the President, rather than seek clarification from the WH or just plain ignore her.

Their loss, because it has given the Trump administration (yet) another opportunity to smack the MSM.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (ylUqT)

60 >>How does little Suzy stop Jimmy from pulling her pigtails on the playground? By pulling his hair or kicking him in the nuts?

She filed a sexual harassment charge against Jimmy and had him put away for 7 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (/tuJf)

61 Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)

Ummmmm...Yes. You have to be to run for office from their South African inspired salamandered districts.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (nUkMr)

62 Now you know why the left was all over Paul Ryan for daring to enforce a congressional dress code.

People who wear costumes every day are mentally ill. Visit a psychiatric hospital and you'll understand.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (q8GYT)

63 No. Don't want nothing, don't start nothing is a truism for a reason.



That's my line!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (kWQPe)

64 21 I just watched the whole thing on youtube. Holy effing shit. That man just commands respect. Can't wait to hear what Cowgirl McFuckface has to say in rebuttal.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (zRZaJ)
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She already did. Doubling down and now calling Kelly a liar and that "Kelly is trying to keep his job. He'll say anything"

I have no words for this kind of vileness.

Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (G0vdT)

65 I know nothing of Kelly, but I'm pretty sure the audience assembled recognize he could rip off their heads and s*** down their necks.

In fact I'd pay good money to see that. If necessary, I might even rob a bank to pay great money to see that.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (H8S+R)

66 pretty obvious from the start what possibilities were:

1. mom gives PDT shit about thuh war and at least muh son didn't die when obama was president because obama was magic. and trump goes, well, he was brave, he knew it was dangerous.

2. blatant mishearing of son was braved, signed up knowing we're at war.

3. complete bullshit fabrication

4. sure trump had some free time to run jerky boyz routine on gold star mom.

++++++++++

kelly was in on phone call. sounds like angry lib mom poured through transcript to come up with some variation of point #3

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (RDd1I)

67 How does little Suzy stop Jimmy from pulling her pigtails on the playground? By pulling his hair or kicking him in the nuts?
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)



But but but violence doesn't solve anything so we have a zero tolerance policy so it doesn't matter that Timmy hit that kid because the kid was beating the ever living hell out of Timmy first!

They both must be suspended!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (mf5HN)

68 ah, I just listened to it here

http://nydn.us/2l1U3GC

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:30 PM (fceHP)

69 I always figured Trump said something close to what that nasty congresswoman said, but that he didn't spit out the words ---" He knew what he was signing up for!!Too Bad!"--the way she and the headlines implied.
That said, it was a set-up all the way. There was no reason that rhinestone fool should even have been present.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 04:30 PM (7uYFy)

70 65 I know nothing of Kelly, but I'm pretty sure the audience assembled recognize he could rip off their heads and s*** down their necks.

In fact I'd pay good money to see that. If necessary, I might even rob a bank to pay great money to see that.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (H8S+R)

Right after he gouges out their eyeballs and skullfucks them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:30 PM (NWiLs)

71 http://tinyurl.com/ycjz4ny2

The best thing about that pic is how the relatively normal working people have to act like there's nothing amiss when ElNoHo shows up at a hearing done up like a demented cross between Dolly Parton and Little Richard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (Mouru)

72
btw, do you know what day this is?


Today is I Don't Miss George W Bush At All Day.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (s6l8t)

73 Brains?

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (UoSKV)

Where?

Posted by: Starving Zombie At Democratic Caucus at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (Fw5cQ)

74 Reports are, the press room was very silent as Kelly scolded these senescent children.



This needs to happen to the MFM every day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (493sH)

75 Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?
Posted by: tu3031

________

The Democrat ones are.

and if they are ever questioned about their sanity, their constituents rally around them because it's obviously a racial attack. So you have this weird feedback loop where the crazier and more corrupt they are, the more their voters love them.

Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (lKmt3)

76 65 I know nothing of Kelly, but I'm pretty sure the audience assembled recognize he could rip off their heads and s*** down their necks.


*salutes*

Posted by: Dick Cheney's War Cock at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (7n4KQ)

77 >>I do think moving forward it would be smart if Trump limited his
interactions with people as it just gives too many opportunities for
people to pull political stunts.



He is who he is.
It works for him more times than it doesn't.
He's not going to change. And if the MSM and the Dems don't change, they're the ones who are going to have a nervous breakdown, not Trump.


Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (W+vEI)

78 Yeah, what Jake Tapper got out of Kelly's remarks was: Kelly just confirmed the congresswoman's version of events.



I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (s6l8t)


I can't type what I think of Tapper or risk getting banned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)

79 That . . . congresspyrsyn, as Ace put it . . . that's for real? It's not somebody from last Halloween, or Mardi Gras . . .?

We're done for as a nation, that we admit something like that to a supposedly serious legislative body, and then nobody laughs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (Tgext)

80 Man, what a mic drop comment. Mad respect for Kelly! (Who as everyone here knows lost his own son)

Posted by: Lurker primus at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (yBgqh)

81 Jane D'Oh watched the presser, and she said this happened:

==

right for the jugular !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (QC/4S)

82 54 I do think moving forward it would be smart if Trump limited his interactions with people as it just gives too many opportunities for people to pull political stunts.

I know his heart is in the right place here, but.....

Posted by: Maritime

1. Always trust Trump
2. Never bet against Trump
3. Don't get tired of winning.

Posted by: Internal vaginal aphrodisia doping hardware at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (nFwvY)

83 Speaking of Donk congresscritters:

Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez
Republicans have no problem taking $473 billion from Medicare in their budget to give tax cuts to the top 1%. Really shows who they value

If you can't trust Bad Bob, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (Nwg0u)

84 Wait, troops are dying in combat again? When did this start happening?

And where did all these homeless people come from?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (rjrh3)

85 As always, this jumps all over my pet peeve about how if someone takes a swing and you fight back, you're the problem.

I never understood that either. It just makes no sense whatsoever, but then again, it's a Progism (much like that "getting down on their level" BS) so naturally it won't make sense out here in the real world.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (tRaq7)

86 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)



Oh Jake, boo hoo. They lie through their rotten teeth around the clock and when someone calls them out on their lies they'll all offended. And the horse you rode in on Tapper

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (493sH)

87 Where?
Posted by: Starving Zombie At Democratic Caucus at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (Fw5cQ)
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Well, not under that hat, apparently.

In fact, good luck finding any in Congress these days.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (UoSKV)

88 Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)


========

Not all. There's Mia Love ... and um let's see ... ummm. There's Mia Love.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (/qEW2)

89 and of course, this is trump's fault for ... wait, waht?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (RDd1I)

90 Guess which seat Kelly is going to assign Jake to at the next WH presser.

Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (7n4KQ)

91 Then she bedazzles them herself

Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (8ikIW)


Huh? I've got three more of these damn things to sew sequins on by 6PM tonight.

Posted by: Glassy-eyed intern, wondering how he signed up for this at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (uiwCw)

92 I have never heard the briefing room so quiet as during that powerful statement from Gen. Kelly
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Doesn't take any words to look for poo to sling.

Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (2mC6G)

93 She already did. Doubling down and now calling Kelly a liar and that "Kelly is trying to keep his job. He'll say anything"

Wow.. stay classy there. Bitch.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (zRZaJ)

94 47 Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)


Mia Love but, she's a Mormon.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (mcI77)

95 she's embarrassing
how do they sleep at night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:17 PM (fceHP)

Hanging upside down most likely.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (aMlLZ)

96 During the bad times (Jan2009-Jan20017), when young people asked me about enlisting, I would always say wait until there is an American in office.

Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (zLDYs)

97 As always, this jumps all over my pet peeve about how if someone takes a swing and you fight back, you're the problem.

-

Mom, Johnny hit me back!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (rjrh3)

98 71 http://tinyurl.com/ycjz4ny2

The best thing about that pic is how the relatively normal working people have to act like there's nothing amiss when ElNoHo shows up at a hearing done up like a demented cross between Dolly Parton and Little Richard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (Mouru)

Notice that she wears a giant fake flower on her shoulder in every pic. She probably has a wire.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (q8GYT)

99 Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)

It ain't just the chicks.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (i+fad)

100 Getting really tired of people who talk down Kelly and Tillerson. This is just one more example of why. They couldn't defend the President more strongly if they challenges these thong-wearing swishes to a duel. I am unceetain that such action is off the table.

If the best the Dems can do is do Captain Khan redux, Trump may actually be looking at a landalide come 2020.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (jRA31)

101
Classic Ace. That remark should be carved on the dumb scrunt's tombstone.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (Mouru)

Thank God that idiot is a non-voting member from DC.

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (NTM5E)

102 can't type what I think of Tapper or risk getting banned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)



The fact that Dana Loesch likes him lowered my opinion of her.

Hey Dana, is Tapper going to do a story on the abhorrent behavior of gun control nuts who threatened your life and that of your kids? Yeah I doubt he'd ever do something like that. What a good friend he is.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (z/Ubi)

103 "personally insulted a congresswoman."

Oh noes! The Republic has fallen!

Some of those pinheads' mere existence is an insult to honorable citizens.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (H8S+R)

104 They punch Trump, he punches back, he retaliates. But it's like the NFL ( which I don't watch anymore) or Catholic school with the nuns---it's not the instigator that gets caught, it's the one who retaliates.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (7uYFy)

105 "I have no words for this kind of vileness."

5 words:

Typical Congressional Black Caucus Member.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (k1TUh)

106 There is a F1 race in Austin this weekend. A Brit driver, who is black and is worth hundreds of millions, says he may kneel during the anthem. Oh and he lives in Monaco. Cuz you know Monaco is the home of opressed blacks, evwryone knows that.

Even fucking F1 racing has been ruined by the vile leftist vermun.

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (pzG0J)

107 it's odd how in a world full of muzzies killing folks randomly, via truck or truck bomb, that one attack in Niger is the next Black hawk down.

how did journolist pick this one attack out of the hay stack?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (RDd1I)

108 1. Always trust Trump
2. Never bet against Trump
3. Don't get tired of winning.
Posted by: Internal vaginal

__________

It's not that I don't trust Trump, but having a week arguing with this crazy bitch is not exactly a good use of time and energy.

I still say every type of conversation with people like this should be limited and/or recorded.

Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (lKmt3)

109 I spent time on the Veteran Funeral Detail when I was in. It was a privilege.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (lu7p1)

110 senescent? Ace sent me to the dictionary with that one and I was Englilsh major at Duke.

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (q136n)

111 That's an INSULT to rodeo clowns.

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (Oj1RP)

112 She already did. Doubling down and now calling Kelly a liar and that "Kelly is trying to keep his job. He'll say anything"

Wow.. stay classy there. Bitch.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (zRZaJ)

So she insulted a Gold Star parent?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (7uYFy)

113 From what I've seen, that is one of her more conservative looking hats.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (91XRk)

114 Tami watched it too, and types faster and better.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (PY9jH)

115 Doubling down and now calling Kelly a liar and that "Kelly is trying to keep his job. He'll say anything"
________________

Wait, I thought publicly dissing a Gold Star father was a capital offense?

Or does that rule only apply to Republicans?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (BXf9o)

116 And fvck Dubya in particular.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (ul9CR)

117

Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)






Those weren't body blows Jake,he landed some haymakers

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (PtOP4)

118

I want to hear more. The video I linked above is only 6 minutes, and it's poignant. Unsettling, really, because he says so much of what we, here, think and say. How certain things were "sacred" and now gone.

Amen.

But he destroys "that woman" that listened in on Trump's call.

How was it possible that she DID listen in on that call?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (fceHP)

119 "Ummmmm...Yes. You have to be to run for office from their South African inspired salamandered districts."


No kidding. I had Donna Edwards as my rep for awhile. She was a real prize and the district map was preposterous.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (OD2ni)

120 Speaking of Congressional Black Caucus Members, Eddie Bernice Johnston was quoted today saying, essentially, Weinstein wasn't really a big deal cuz all dose slutty wymyn's were jes aksing for it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (k1TUh)

121
So she insulted a Gold Star parent?

Yep.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (s6l8t)

122 I do think moving forward it would be smart if Trump limited his interactions with people as it just gives too many opportunities for people to pull political stunts.

-
Sparkly Cowgirl, like Mad Max Waters, may be impressing the hell out of their idiot constituents guaranteeing re-election for decades to come but they are also making the Donks and progressives generally look like the hamster-brained conpyrsyns that they are.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (Nwg0u)

123 it's odd how in a world full of muzzies killing folks randomly, via truck or truck bomb, that one attack in Niger is the next Black hawk down.

how did journolist pick this one attack out of the hay stack?
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (RDd1I)

They were kind of hoping that Trump would mispronounce the name of the country where the ambush occurred, Niger.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (7uYFy)

124 Shemp Smith attacked Trump for politicizing it.

As if the Rhinestone Cowgirl had nothing to do with politicizing it first.

G-d I hate Shemp.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (ul9CR)

125
"How was it possible that she DID listen in on that call?"

I believe they were in a car together at the time, and it was on speaker phone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (k1TUh)

126
Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)




I'll have you know that my esteemed colleagues of the fairer sex are much smarter than I am.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (uiwCw)

127 Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?


Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)

Considering all (except Mia Love) are Liberal buffoons in safe districts...I'd say both. Some, like illiterate imbecile Corinne Brown are also indicted. Go Gatah!

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (NTM5E)

128 "It ain't just the chicks."


I hope North Korea does not make Guam tip over.

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (OD2ni)

129 86 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."

Hey Tapper the Congresswoman personally insulted the President of the United States...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (O2RFr)

130 The monkeys on Morning Joe and Chris and Alysin on CNN will be tying themselves in knots tomorrow trying to diss Gen. Kelly while defending the Sparkly Cowgrrrllll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (PY9jH)

131 She already did. Doubling down and now calling Kelly a liar and that "Kelly is trying to keep his job. He'll say anything"

I have no words for this kind of vileness.

---

Different Universe. Alternate reality. We have nothing in common. No common culture, no common language, no commonly agreed to rules of behavior, no common definition of character, honor, truthfulness.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (m9X4Y)

132 Man, what a mic drop comment. Mad respect for Kelly! (Who as everyone here knows lost his own son)

Posted by: Lurker primus at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (yBgqh)

Driving through town a few years ago, I saw a gold star stickered on the back window of a pickup truck in front of me. My own son was serving in Afghanistan at the time. It made my heart catch in my chest. There but for the grace of God.

Jake's still in the Army, an NCO now and loving it. He's currently somewhere in Eastern Europe, dating a Romanian girl when he's not in the field.

So grateful he came home alive and in one piece from Afghanistan, that terrible place. Impossibly grateful.

Posted by: troyriser at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (Fw5cQ)

133 Even fucking F1 racing has been ruined by the vile leftist vermun.
__________
Dammit!!! I was so grateful that F1, at least until now, has firmly stayed out of politics. Fuck!!!! That's the only sport I follow now. Dammmmit!!

Posted by: BuckIV at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (CLfqv)

134 http://shark-tank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Frederica_Wilson-600x400.jpg

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (91XRk)

135 >>It's not that I don't trust Trump, but having a week arguing with this crazy bitch is not exactly a good use of time and energy.



So...he should be like W and never take the bait?

It's stray voltage. Trump is getting other stuff done while the MSM and outrage mob are spending hours discussing the latest OMGWHaaaatDidHeSay/Tweet event.



Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (W+vEI)

136 speaking of buffoons, what's Paul Ryan been up to ?

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (QC/4S)

137 I do think moving forward it would be smart if Trump limited his interactions with people as it just gives too many opportunities for people to pull political stunts.

If PDT were a normal Swamp Thing, I'd tend to agree. But with men such as General Kelly by his side, he's presented with an opportunity to fight back, which he does con mucho gusto.

It's about time. Never thought I'd see another president the likes of Ronaldus Magnus in my lifetime, but I may be wrong.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (tRaq7)

138 Did Tapper rage at Kerry when he commented to the young, To finish College so they didn't end Up in Iraq?

because that's pretty insulting, I'd say

Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (FKrah)

139 "How was it possible that she DID listen in on that call?"

I believe they were in a car together at the time, and it was on speaker phone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (k1TUh)


Thanks. I heard her say she didn't hear the whole conversation. Maybe she meant only one side of the call, then.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (fceHP)

140 Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?


Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)


---

I do not say this jokingly:

There's a reason 98-100 IQ Barry was considered an intellectual.

He is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (rjrh3)

141 Even fucking F1 racing has been ruined by the vile leftist vermun.
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (pzG0J)

I always like Vettel better, at least he races (even when told not to when driving for Red Bull). I may have to rewatch '1' where they show Martin Brundle's '96 walk away flying lesson in the opening.

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (suO/a)

142 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."

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One must not insult Sparkly Cowgirl Without a Horse!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (Nwg0u)

143 136 speaking of buffoons, what's Paul Ryan been up to ?
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (QC/4S)

P90X and sipping penis.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

144 speaking of buffoons, what's Paul Ryan been up to ?
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (QC/4S)


running around with a smile and a twinkle in his eye

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (fceHP)

145 116
And fvck Dubya in particular.





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (ul9CR)
Yeah this. My millenial co-worker wandered in to tell me how much he liked what Dubya had to say and I told him 'there can only be one president at a time and his time is over and he should shut up and go away'. The expression on my co-workers face was priceless.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

146 "How does little Suzy stop Jimmy from pulling her pigtails on the playground? By pulling his hair or kicking him in the nuts?
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)"

Recently re-watched "Miss Congeniality." That opening scene is funny. Punch him in the nose.

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (Oj1RP)

147 I'll have you know that my esteemed colleagues of the fairer sex are much smarter than I am.


Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (uiwCw)

I'll have you know Hank that the excrement that I picked up behind my Labrador this morning is smarter than you.

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (NTM5E)

148 >>>4 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."


aw xhe's in a tizzy again.

I kinda sorta offered to beat up Tapper. He was in my DMs doing the "Look at you, big anonymous tough guy" thing over and over, even though I wasn't being "tough," I was being critical of his impossible leftwing bias.

So I started saying, politely, "If you're curious about how tough I am, I could meet you and we could personally hash that question out. If it's important to you."

And he'd come back with, like, "I don't think your mother will let you out of your basement, Tough Guy."

And I said, politely, "Since it is very important to you to guage how tough I am vis a vis you, I'm sure mom will drive me to a mutually-agreed meeting place. Again, since this is such a concern to you."

He kept evading. I don't want to fight anyone. But if you keep laying down the "Tough Guy" insult, and someone offers to test his toughness with you, then I think you've built a trap for yourself and you're kind of obligated to go through with it.

But he's a pussy, so of course he refused.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (8rNrN)

149 They were kind of hoping that Trump would mispronounce the name of the country where the ambush occurred, Niger.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (7uYFy)



You mean like Nee-zhair or some variant of that? As I'm hearing the MFM call it these days

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (493sH)

150 WATERS/WILSON 2020!!!

Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (O5Q3r)

151 I am friends with many military families, active and retired. Without fail, all of them have said the same thing when discussing the fact they may get that white car pull up with two military officers walking up to the door. That their loved ones in the service "knew what they were signing up for". I've heard that exact phrase come out of their mouth.

This was a set up from the instant the Insane Clown Posse Queen heard that someone in her district had lost their husband in Niger.

Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have troops in Niger?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (q8GYT)

152 The best thing about that pic is how the relatively normal working people have to act like there's nothing amiss when ElNoHo shows up at a hearing done up like a demented cross between Dolly Parton and Little Richard.

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Nailed it. If I was being filmed at a hearing I'd be the person with the crazy eyes mouthing, "Is that real? Is she really a congressman? Is she actually wearing that hat?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (U+nHb)

153 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (hN38n)

154 "Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?

Posted by: tu3031"


Sheila Jackson Lee thinks there's an American flag on Mars. Think about that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

155
I believe they were in a car together at the time, and it was on speaker phone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (k1TUh)


I'm betting the family just happened to be in the congresswoman's car when the call came in

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 04:42 PM (PtOP4)

156 Prior to Kelly correcting the record, Psycho Joe and Idiot Mika were shocked and appalled this morning over how Trump had insulted Kelly by politicizing this.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 04:42 PM (cAXIk)

157 "Ummmmm...Yes. You have to be to run for office from their South African inspired salamandered districts."
No kidding. I had Donna Edwards as my rep for awhile. She was a real prize and the district map was preposterous.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (OD2ni)

Yup...can you imagine the conversation of the so-called district map makers?

"No,no too white on this block. Let's go over one. Uh-oh, lots of Vietnamese on this one, that's no good."

"Ah, perfect, nothing but black folks on this one. Draw it in, draw it....oh wait! Cubans! Damn!"

Like W said, this is what our democracy inherited from someone.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 04:42 PM (nUkMr)

158 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)






Those weren't body blows Jake,he landed some haymakers

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (PtOP4)

And Tapper, and the rest of the Press Corpse (note, corpse, like dead body...)... will of course spin this as Kelly is a horrible person...

Because he correctly chastised the Press... and the Press will in the end, stick together.

Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 04:42 PM (NgKpN)

159 Obama told a class of graduating police cadets "risking your lives is something you signed up for,"
____________

You left out the rest of the quote where I said, "and increasing the risk to your lives is what I signed up for."

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at October 19, 2017 04:42 PM (j+dfT)

160 154 "Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?

Posted by: tu3031"


Sheila Jackson Lee thinks there's an American flag on Mars. Think about that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)


"Hold my CIA-invented crackpipe"

- - Max-ob-scene Waters, (C)-vnt

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)

161 57.
I work across the site where the gun battle in which those FBI agents were murdered took place. Didn't know this about this garbage of a congress critter, but not surprised by it.

Posted by: Martell at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (NUI4v)

162 Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a
subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have
troops in Niger?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (q8GYT)
Its the tumor taking over.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (a0IVu)

163 136 speaking of buffoons, what's Paul Ryan been up to ?
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (QC/4S)

P90X and sipping penis.
Posted by: Insomniac

I really, really hope he takes it up full time

===
running around with a smile and a twinkle in his eye

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

of course ! (see above)

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (QC/4S)

164 Old Jake Tapeworm drank too much of the koolaid

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (O2RFr)

165 "As always, this jumps all over my pet peeve about how if someone takes a swing and you fight back, you're the problem.

I never understood that either. It just makes no sense whatsoever, but then again, it's a Progism (much like that "getting down on their level" BS) so naturally it won't make sense out here in the real world."

Think about who that policy benefits -- the violent and those with power.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (NdbXA)

166 but seriously, Jake Tapper is a super-duper tough guy in a DM.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (8rNrN)

167 162 Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a
subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have
troops in Niger?

From what I've read he should be asking obama

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (O2RFr)

168 >>speaking of buffoons, what's Paul Ryan been up to ?

Passing a budget which is important in itself but also is the first step to doing tax cuts.

The House has actually been very busy this year and passed a shit ton of bills. The Senate is where the problem lies.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (/tuJf)

169 there may or may not be a circle of people who exchange their favorite Jake Tapper DM Meltdowns and compare them and rate his outbursts for intensity and explosiveness.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (8rNrN)

170 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."

haha, "rhetorical" bodyblows

words hurt, TapDancer, words hurt
like a blow to the body, yo

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (fceHP)

171
Jake's still in the Army, an NCO now and loving
it. He's currently somewhere in Eastern Europe, dating a Romanian girl
when he's not in the field.



So grateful he came home alive and in one piece from Afghanistan, that terrible place. Impossibly grateful.



Posted by: troyriser at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (Fw5cQ)


Same here. I remember pulling up next to a car with a Gold Star license tag. Our son was in Afghanistan and I had a Blue Star sticker on my rear window. The Gold Star mom in the car looked over at me and gave me the sweetest, saddest, smile.

I've never forgotten the lump I got in my throat. Every day was a nightmare, but you get up, stay busy, and go to bed and start all over again the next day. And pray pray pray pray pray constantly.

More grateful than anyone will ever know (except others who have been in the same situation) that our boy came home in one piece.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (PY9jH)

172 Please please do NOT call this scrunt a rodeo clown. That really pisses me off.

Rodeo clowns risk their lives to keep the bull from killing the fallen rider.

I highly doubt this congresscritter has ever done anything so useful in her entire life.

Posted by: stace at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (daU4c)

173 P90X and sipping penis.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

------

Holy shit, I actually laughed out loud.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (U+nHb)

174 >>Sheila Jackson Lee thinks there's an American flag on Mars. Think about that.


Also, she's a graduate of Yale and UVA Law.
Think about THAT.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (W+vEI)

175 154 "Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?

Posted by: tu3031"


Sheila Jackson Lee thinks there's an American flag on Mars. Think about that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)


The only black woman in congress that I ever had an ounce of respect for, despite being on the Democrat side, was Barbara Jordan.

She had actual intelligence and class, regardless of where she stood on the issues.

Even Shirley Chisholm is a giant compared to the detestable Wilson, Waters, Lee and Jackson Lee. But of course, there's always the one that got sent to jail for corruption charges the other month. Another moral midget.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

176 With subtitles. Congress idiot Brown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (NTM5E)

177 >>> "As always, this jumps all over my pet peeve about how if someone takes a swing and you fight back, you're the problem.


because they're very feminized, the men especially, and they believe the proper method of conflict is passive-aggressive shit-stirring and putting out rumors and other stealthy, cowardly forms of attack

. When you offer to meet their femme conflict with more masculine, overt conflict, they cry foul and whine that you've breached the #GirlCode.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (8rNrN)

178 Notice that she wears a giant fake flower on her shoulder in every pic. She probably has a wire.

Nope: A hose running to a rubber bulb full of water.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (tRaq7)

179 Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."

---------

It's amazing how Trump is shaking all the loose nuts in the media and then he shakes the tree again and more nuts fall down.

Who am I kidding? They're all nuts.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (r6Y2i)

180 Please please do NOT call this scrunt a rodeo clown. That really pisses me off.

Rodeo clowns risk their lives to keep the bull from killing the fallen rider.

I highly doubt this congresscritter has ever done anything so useful in her entire life.

Posted by: stace at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (daU4c)

Agreed. They are some tough folks.

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (NTM5E)

181 And here are Kelly's exact words on what he told Pres. Trump:


And he said to me, what do I say? I said to him, sir, there's nothing
you can do to lighten the burden on these families. Let me tell you what
I tell them, let me tell you what my best friend told me because he was
my casualty officer: He said Kel, he was doing exactly what he wanted
to do when he was killed. He knew what he was getting into by joining
that 1 percent. He knew what the possibilities were. Because we're at
war. And when he died, and the four cases we're talking about Niger and
my son's cases in Afghanistan, when he died he was surrounded by the
best men on this Earth, his friends. That's what the president tried to
say to four families the other day.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (Enq6K)

182 "I do think moving forward it would be smart if Trump limited his interactions with people as it just gives too many opportunities for people to pull political stunts."

wow-great idea. And he should stay off twitter, too

Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (AwPyG)

183 I like tax cuts, I respect tax cuts, will be shocked if Ryan be able to move them forward successfully

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (QC/4S)

184 It's not that I don't trust Trump, but having a week arguing with this crazy bitch is not exactly a good use of time and energy.



So...he should be like W and never take the bait?

-
PDT let that other crazy bitch Jaunita McCain that a unilateral cease fire ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (Nwg0u)

185
Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a

subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have

troops in Niger?



What a dick.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (PtOP4)

186 But of course, there's always the one that got sent to jail for corruption charges the other month. Another moral midget.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

176 With subtitles. Congress idiot Brown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A
Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (NTM5E)


Corinne Brown. Thank you, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)

187 Is Cynthia McKinney still in Congress?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (OD2ni)

188 Would one of you industrious morons make a list of the stupid shit congressmen say. It's amazing and hilarious.

But sad too. Very sad.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (U+nHb)

189
But he's a pussy, so of course he refused.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (8rNrN)








Is it me, or does this latent sockpuppet make that story fucking hilarious?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (eXA4G)

190 The English language relies on tone and facial expression to a great degree.

The language is amorphic enough that these added signals almost are required in some communications.

Thus it can be quite easy to misconstrue the meaning of a particular sentence. Especially if one is inclined to draw negative conclusions about the meaning because of the person speaking.

With the 24/7 drumbeat since the election by the media to constantly shade and out right distort every utterance by Trump it's no wonder anyone would be willing to take a negative view of whatever he has said.

That the presstitutes are doing their utmost to bring down a sitting President and the country he is attempting to lift back up into sanity shows exactly what they wish to happen to the rest of the country.

Cut your cable. Cut it now. You are only supplying the money these blood suckers use in their attempt to destroy this Nation and it's dominant culture. They are traitors and need to be punished.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (12xou)

191
And he'd come back with, like, "I don't think your mother will let you out of your basement, Tough Guy."


I love this notion that Fake News has that the only people who dislike the "mainstream" news are just a tiny inconsequential segment of the population. The sheer denial that most people hate the media is bizarre.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (s6l8t)

192 187 Is Cynthia McKinney still in Congress?
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (OD2ni)


Jew-baiting was her stock and trade.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)

193 Come to think of it, looks like Congress is full of nuts too with an occasional fruit thrown in.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (r6Y2i)

194 >>136 speaking of buffoons, what's Paul Ryan been up to ?

The latest windfall of Soros bucks is not going to count itself you know

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (mcI77)

195 >>>Is it me, or does this latent sockpuppet make that story fucking hilarious?

whoopsidoosie

Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)

196 Sheila Jackson Lee thinks there's an American flag on Mars. Think about that.

Look, if I held a congressional seat for life, that I had zero percent chance of losing, and a media that would not dare call me out for anything... I would probably have a freezer overflowing from bribery, a garage full of illegal gun running surplus, and would smoke so much crack with whores that "a flag on mars" would be the sanest thing to ever come out of my mouth.

Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (etctz)

197 Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a subpoena to force the
Trump administration to disclose why we have troops in Niger?

Why don't he ask his buddy Obama? He's the one who put them there. In 2013 I believe.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (O5Q3r)

198 Trump is not going to get a single ounce of benefit of the doubt. Far from it.

If anything he says can be edited, trimmed, distorted, twisted, shaded, faded, or simply lied about, it will be.

That's not going to change, and it's not going to go away. Best to scorch the earth every time they try it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

199 And now a personal message to Representative Wilson:

. . . and the horse you didn't ride in on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (Nwg0u)

200 Why cannot the GOP understand - all we want is some bitch slappin' of our opponents. That's why I vote. I can go about my day as normal and NOT get to bitch slap the press.

Posted by: One at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (RYASC)

201 Look, if I held a congressional seat for life, that I had zero percent chance of losing, and a media that would not dare call me out for anything... I would probably have a freezer overflowing from bribery, a garage full of illegal gun running surplus, and would smoke so much crack with whores that "a flag on mars" would be the sanest thing to ever come out of my mouth.

Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (etctz)

I give you the female Marion Berry...

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (NTM5E)

202 If anything he says can be edited, trimmed, distorted, twisted, shaded, faded, or simply lied about, it will be.

That's not going to change, and it's not going to go away. Best to scorch the earth every time they try it.

I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (O2RFr)

203 139 "How was it possible that she DID listen in on that call?"

I believe they were in a car together at the time, and it was on speaker phone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (k1TUh)

Thanks. I heard her say she didn't hear the whole conversation. Maybe she meant only one side of the call, then.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (fceHP)

What, you think the President just picks up the phone and calls?

The calls are scheduled... so he can be sure to reach the family...

This person then apparently got the CongressClown involved... so she could hear the call.

Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (NgKpN)

204 185
Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a

subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have

troops in Niger?

What a dick.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (PtOP4)


McToomah is an asshole. The reason President Trump has troops in Niger is because ex-president OBAMA put them there.

I wish the Grim Reaper would jump that turd already.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

205 Personally insulting a congresswoman.... is this a variety of lese- majestie now.?? I guess some are in a rarefied place where criticism is off the table.... and just what constitutes an " insult" for these Betters???

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (pL6Vz)

206 Yeah, what Jake Tapper got out of Kelly's remarks was: Kelly just confirmed the congresswoman's version of events.

I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (s6l8t)



So she's a flat out liar only proves she's telling the truth.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (493sH)

207 Please please do NOT call this scrunt a rodeo clown. That really pisses me off.
Rodeo clowns risk their lives to keep the bull from killing the fallen rider.
I highly doubt this congresscritter has ever done anything so useful in her entire life.
Posted by: stace at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (daU4c)

Yup....Love me some Bandy the Rodeo Clown.

Moe Bandy that is.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (nUkMr)

208 Wait, what? John McCain is actually going to question why have troops deployed somewhere?

Wow, that tumor must really be growing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (k1TUh)

209 >>>Is it me, or does this latent sockpuppet make that story fucking hilarious?



whoopsidoosie

Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)


LOL!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (PY9jH)

210 Jen the original: "Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have troops in Niger?"

I know, right? Gah. You just have to listen to him. I have to live with him!

Posted by: Hugh G. Tumor at October 19, 2017 04:50 PM (H8S+R)

211 but seriously, Jake Tapper is a super-duper tough guy in a DM.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (8rNrN)


you've hurt is ego, that is obvious by the sound of it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:50 PM (fceHP)

212 188 Would one of you industrious morons make a list of the stupid shit congressmen say. It's amazing and hilarious.

But sad too. Very sad.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (U+nHb)


Levin had something close. He collected the stupid "ums, ahhs, ohs" and general stuttering of Democrats on a long tape. It's hilarious, actually.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)

213 I mean, am I wrong? I don't start shit like that but if you keep using the insult "tough guy" and saying I'm a "coward" hiding behind a pseudonym, and I offer to let you test your theory out, aren't you sort of obligated to follow through?

what the hell kind of pussy throws out "coward" as an insult then runs when someone says "Okay, let's test your theory out, face to face"?

Seems to me you've written a check at that point, and now are too afriad to sign your name to it.

Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:50 PM (8rNrN)

214 >>Look, if I held a congressional seat for life, that I had zero percent
chance of losing, and a media that would not dare call me out for
anything...



She is a queen and she demands she be treated like a queen!!!!

http://dailycaller.com/2011/03/02/congressional-
bosses-from-hell-sheila-jackson-lee/

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:51 PM (W+vEI)

215
McToomah is an asshole. The reason President Trump has troops in Niger is because ex-president OBAMA put them there.
JJ Sefton
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I would love for Trump to answer that question exactly like that...then of course say, FU next question.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:51 PM (U+nHb)

216 "Trump is not going to get a single ounce of benefit of the doubt. Far from it."


I think he will from normal people (not media/Dems). Even if it unfolded as that idiot claims (which I don't believe), people understand that his heart was in the right place.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:51 PM (OD2ni)

217 >>>Yeah, what Jake Tapper got out of Kelly's remarks was: Kelly just confirmed the congresswoman's version of events.

I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (s6l8t)

...

SPLOOSH! He's so manly!!!!

Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 04:51 PM (8rNrN)

218 213. Thunderdome!

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (fA1SL)

219 Jake couldn't fight a parking ticket.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (PY9jH)

220 207 Please please do NOT call this scrunt a rodeo clown. That really pisses me off.
Rodeo clowns risk their lives to keep the bull from killing the fallen rider.
I highly doubt this congresscritter has ever done anything so useful in her entire life.
Posted by: stace at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (daU4c)

Yup....Love me some Bandy the Rodeo Clown.

Moe Bandy that is.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (nUkMr)

I actually have a BIL was a rodeo clown back in the day. He's had a least one knee or hip replacement done.
Clowning around can be a little rough.

Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (G0vdT)

221 Joy Reid says "Kelly was using the death of his own son to attack a Congresswoman" Uggh. Just Uggh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (iVOAv)

222 The media flip outs just don't work like they used to. I think that pisses them off more than anything.

They used be able to make a head shot and bring someone down for good.

Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (lKmt3)

223 And the Libs continue to smear their own feces on themselves:

https://tinyurl.com/ya6da78p

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (nAp1e)

224 the donks are doing everything in their power to keep their minority voters loyal. Hence this manufactured disrespect incident.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (AAbgH)

225 Who was the rodeo clown who was fired for wearing an Obama mask? Remember those quaint days?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (PY9jH)

226
When someone is killed in a terror attack, they're not a hero. They're a victim. When someone signs up to kill terrorists, or prevent them from killing civilians, that's a hero.

That's what they signed up for, but it still hurts when they die.

Why can't the muthafvckers on the left understand simple shit?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (EgwCt)

227 I mean, am I wrong? I don't start shit like that but if you keep using the insult "tough guy" and saying I'm a "coward" hiding behind a pseudonym, and I offer to let you test your theory out, aren't you sort of obligated to follow through?

You threw down the gauntlet.

He picked it up and ran away with it. Now he has your gauntlet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (Mouru)

228 China's Xi wants it to become the world's biggest superpower within the next 30 years.

Maybe Bannon's on to something.

My own bet has been that China will implode within 15 years.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (cAXIk)

229 I mean, am I wrong? I don't start shit like that but if you keep using the insult "tough guy" and saying I'm a "coward" hiding behind a pseudonym, and I offer to let you test your theory out, aren't you sort of obligated to follow through?

Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:50 PM (8rNrN)
-------------

Ace, all we ask is that if you two do meet in the Octagon, you put it on PPV for us. That's all we ask.

And yes, if he is going to throw down insults, he should be willing to back them up.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (UoSKV)

230 216 "Trump is not going to get a single ounce of benefit of the doubt. Far from it."


I think he will from normal people (not media/Dems). Even if it unfolded as that idiot claims (which I don't believe), people understand that his heart was in the right place.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:51 PM (OD2ni)


It doesn't matter. He fights back and so does Kelly and others. Plus, it's read meat for all of us when he does so.

Fuck the media.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

231
And the Libs continue to smear their own feces on themselves:



https://tinyurl.com/ya6da78p

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (nAp1e)


Oh. My. G-d.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (PY9jH)

232 re:china; here is a plan - we don't pay them back

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (QC/4S)

233 228 China's Xi wants it to become the world's biggest superpower within the next 30 years.

Maybe Bannon's on to something.

My own bet has been that China will implode within 15 years.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (cAXIk)


I can make a case for either outcome at this point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

234
162 Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a
subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have
troops in Niger?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (q8GYT)
Its the tumor taking over.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (a0IVu)






Da toomah became self-aware at 4:32 pm, October 19th, 2017. At 5:18 pm, da toomah launched it's tweets.....

Posted by: Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 Resistance Infiltrator at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (eXA4G)

235
Is China's Xi a xi or a xer?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

236 >>>Ace, all we ask is that if you two do meet in the Octagon, you put it on PPV for us. That's all we ask.

that's what I was thinking. Well, not PPV. But in a gym, with a ref, etc.

but he just wasn't interested. He continued calling out "Coward!" as he ran away.

Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (8rNrN)

237 New Drone Base in Niger Builds U.S. Presence in Africa


By ERIC SCHMITT and SCOTT SAYAREFEB. 22, 2013
nyt's

Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (FKrah)

238 "Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?

-
It's just that the 99% make the 1% look bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (Nwg0u)

239 Brought me to years, especially the realization of just how much of the formerly sacred and dignified the has destroyed since my childhood of a mere 50 years ago.

Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (HgD8o)

240 >>And the Libs continue to smear their own feces on themselves:



https://tinyurl.com/ya6da78p




Ah, Hillary's campaign people jumping into the fray.
Isn't it amazing how active they are, along with Trump's former staff?
Remember when the losers and the previous POTUSs used to not wage war like this? Decorum, dignity, peaceful transfer of power and all that...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (W+vEI)

241 whoopsidoosie

Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)


---

Worth the trip to the munu.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (rjrh3)

242 221 Joy Reid says "Kelly was using the death of his own son to attack a Congresswoman" Uggh. Just Uggh.

And this bitch just used the death of Kelly's son to attack him

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (O2RFr)

243 Joy Reid says "Kelly was using the death of his own son to attack a Congresswoman" Uggh. Just Uggh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (iVOAv)




There is no low to which they will not sink

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:56 PM (493sH)

244 "Seems to me you've written a check at that point, and now are too afraid to sign your name to it. "

Not to mention that this whole throwing insults things is what transgendered boys and mean girls do. Actual Men don't do a lot of talking in these situations; they just do the thumpings.

It reminds me of what an older friend told me at a younger age, where I had been doing some foolish stuff. He said "boy, you should know there's a way boys fight, and there's a way men fight. When men fight, it don't last long and only one walks away."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:56 PM (k1TUh)

245 I remember meeting a guy who ran against Sheila Jackson Lee once. He was white so he knew he had no chance, but her district, the 5th ward in Houston, is a dangerous blighted area and he wanted to try to do something. He campaigned his ass off too, going door to door, shaking hands, etc

She made a couple cursory "more money for dem programs" speeches and won of course with 90+% like always.

Posted by: brak at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (WjCgM)

246 If anything he says can be edited, trimmed, distorted, twisted, shaded, faded, or simply lied about, it will be.

That's not going to change, and it's not going to go away. Best to scorch the earth every time they try it.

I agree.



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Make them gun shy to even attempt it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (kWQPe)

247 Joy Reid says "Kelly was using the death of his own son to attack a Congresswoman" Uggh. Just Uggh.



And this bitch just used the death of Kelly's son to attack him

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (O2RFr)


Ah, Joy Reid. With the neck rolls. Lovely woman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (PY9jH)

248 Listened to a few cuts of Kelly's statement on the Howie Carr show. Yeah got a little dusty in the truck

Posted by: NativeNH at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (ugMQG)

249 that's what I was thinking. Well, not PPV. But in a gym, with a ref, etc.

but he just wasn't interested. He continued calling out "Coward!" as he ran away.

Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (8rNrN)
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Well, if he ever mans up, and you don't want to put it on PPV, at least let JJ Sefton or CBD or someone in there with their phone to livestream it for us. You can wear a mask or something if you want.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (UoSKV)

250

The mood is in a horde, it seems.
Must be the weather.

I should be somewhere else, someplace safe. It isn't safe here.

Tempers are getting heated, lines drawn in the sand. Next thing you know, a convoy of black suburbans driven by men with no necks break down your door.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (m9X4Y)

251 Tapper is a white-knighting bootlicking pussy.\
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that is an insult to white-knighting bootlicking pussies.

He is far far worse than y'all give him credit.

Posted by: simplemind at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (6T8du)

252 Well, if he ever mans up, and you don't want to put it on PPV, at least let JJ Sefton or CBD or someone in there with their phone to livestream it for us. You can wear a mask or something if you want.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (UoSKV)

Colander face mask. And assless chaps.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (NWiLs)

253 Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have troops in Niger?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (q8GYT)



He's a petty, vindictive, vile twat. And those are his good qualities

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (493sH)

254 Am I reading that correctly that a CNN employee is insulting a Gold Star father?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (rjrh3)

255
"Da toomah became self-aware at 4:32 pm, October 19th, 2017. At 5:18 pm, da toomah launched it's tweets....."

ROFLMAO!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (k1TUh)

256 Listened to a few cuts of Kelly's statement on the Howie Carr show. Yeah got a little dusty in the truck
Posted by: NativeNH at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (ugMQG)
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Listen to the whole thing if you can; it's 18 minutes. And don't stop until the very end - as he is about to walk off the stage, he has some great last words.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (UoSKV)

257 162 Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have troops in Niger?

Blind pig and acorn. That's actually something I've been wondering. Why do we have troops in half the third-world shitholes where we have them?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (tu3iY)

258 eyes Skandia.

Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (FKrah)

259 Sheila Jackson Lee thinks there's an American flag on Mars. Think about that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
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Does she really? How does she think it got there?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (ylUqT)

260 Do we have to go light on McCain because he's got a tumor?

Because he's an effing disgrace. I don't give a shit about his service 50 years ago.

Now McCain wants to tell the press what we are doing in Niger? How is it possible McCain served? And was he on the intelligence committee?

He should know this is ridiculous to announce "what American military are doing in Niger'

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (U+nHb)

261 Maritime: "The media flip outs just don't work like they used to. I think that pisses them off more than anything."

Yep to both. Never thought I'd live to see the day; but I always had hope that when the democratization of the Internet blossomed, it would happen. And we have yet to reach Peak Stupid, so their lamentations will get worse.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (H8S+R)

262 203 - That's the thing that rankles - this soldier's own family member gave this nutcase congresscritter access to the call. How big a piece of shit do you have to be to turn your own son's death in combat into on occasion for political grandstanding?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (ppBhU)

263 You can wear a mask or something if you want.

Posted by: bluebell


Kinky!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (8ikIW)

264 241 whoopsidoosie

Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)
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what?

I feel like I've been coming here for a LONG time and it turns out ACE sock puppets?

that blows my mind. Isn't there a duty to let us know the main-blogger is being celver in the comments?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (RDd1I)

265 My millenial co-worker wandered