Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/17/19)

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(Hooky)


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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"This commission—and I'm delighted to have this bill and to push it into a 21st century—was first introduced in 1989 by my friend and colleague, the honorable John Conyers," Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX)

Quote II

All leftist credos begin with the conviction of a powerful conspiracy against the groups of people they hope to recruit, a conspiracy that is as implausible as it is unsustainable, which can only end in genocide or social transformation. Somehow the Left usually manages to fit both into its busy schedule. Daniel Greenfield


Quote III

“You can’t talk about climate change without talking about the social inequalities that exist or the people who suffer from environmental racism. The people on the front lines suffer the contaminated water and lands — almost always First Nations — versus the people who are profiting from it. You can’t look at those things in isolation, the ones who are making the decisions and those who aren’t.” Pam Palmater


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Obviously this Bishop didn't get word from the Pope about global warming. Monsignor Rubén Darío Jaramillo Montoya, Bishop of the Diocese of Buenaventura,wants to use a helicopter for an unusual procedure.

To deal with a wave of violence and corruption sweeping over the Colombian port city of Buenaventura, the bishop of the local Diocese has proposed using a Navy helicopter to shower the city in holy water and purge evil.

Monsignor Rubén Darío Jaramillo Montoya, Bishop of the Diocese of Buenaventura, plans to perform a mass exorcism in the Colombian city that has seen violent crime and corruption rise to an all-time high. With the support of the National Navy, the representative of the Church wants to use a helicopter to sprinkle holy water over the city in an attempt to get rid of demons. The daring event is scheduled for July 13th or 14th, when Buenaventura hosts its annual patron saints festivities.

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Oh noes, Global warming is coming for the Cognac business.

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Quite the pro-active Chamber of Commerce in Kesan, Turkey. Looking for scuba diving tourism bucks, an aircraft is dumped in the sea.

Maybe we just don't understand the scuba diving community quite as well as the country of Turkey does.

Because, to us, dropping an Airbus A330 commercial airliner into the middle of the ocean in Northwest Turkey as a way to "boost scuba diving tourism" and create an "artificial reef" doesn't seem to make any immediate sense.

But, nonetheless, that's exactly what has happened.

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Buttplug Pete is convinced there were past presidents who were the ghey.

South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg, known to his followers as “Mayor Pete,” thinks that if he was elected president in 2020 — which is about as likely as John Wayne suddenly coming back to life and immediately beginning work on “The Searchers 2” — then he probably wouldn’t be America’s first gay president.

“I would imagine we’ve probably had excellent presidents who were gay — we just didn’t know which ones,” Buttgieg said to Mike Allen on HBO’s “Axios” in a clip shared on Sunday.


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Nevada is on the way making it tougher on employers when they want to make a new hire. Nevada bans discrimination against job applicants who test positive for marijuana.

Nevada has just become the first US state to ban employers from requiring pre-employment marijuana testing.

Nevada is just one of 11 states – plus Washington D.C. – that have already legalized the use of recreational marijuana, but they are now the first to pass legislation that prevents discrimination against job applicants who test positive for cannabis usage.

“It is unlawful for any employer in this state to fail or refuse to hire a prospective employee because the prospective employee submitted to a screening test and the results of the screening test indicate the presence of marijuana,” states the newly-signed Assembly Bill 132.


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Paul Joseph Watson examines Gay Pride and other perverted sexual persuasions. sexual persuasions. Of course it's NSFW


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The phrase Holy Shit! has taken on a new meaning. Fecal transplants. The FDA has halted them for the time being.

Fecal transplants are experimental procedures in which doctors use stool from a healthy donor to treat a person whose own microbiome has been thrown off balance.

The procedure has shown significant promise for treating various health issues.


But now an immuno-compromised patient who received a fecal transplant for an undisclosed reason has died following the procedure and another is seriously ill - prompting the Food and Drug Administration to put a halt to a number of fecal transplant trials.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


Born on this day: 17 Jun 1946
American singer-songwriter, Barry Manilow, (born Barry Alan Pincus) who had the 1975 US No.1 & UK No.11 single 'Mandy', also wrote 'Could It Be Magic', and 'Copacabana.' Manilow has scored over 25 US Top 40 singles selling over 75 million records worldwide. Had the 2006 US No.1 album The Greatest Songs of the Fifties. via thisdayinmusic.com


No word if this is a National Holiday at Villa Dildo.



Born on this day: 17 Jun 1947
Glenn Buxton, guitarist with the Alice Cooper Band, who had the 1972 UK No.1 & US No.7 single 'School's Out', the 1972 hit 'Elected' and the 1973 US & UK No.1 album Billion Dollar Babies. via thisdayinmusic.com


There is your diversity for the week.


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They are called handle bars and not feet bar for a reason. Genius Award Winner.

YouTuber Artem Boldyrev died after crashing into a Fiat car while reportedly driving his bike with his feet on a motorway in Moscow. A popular biker and motoblogger has died in an horrific road crash after steering his bike with his feet while allegedly texting on his phone.


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A lifetime of love is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

An American soldier has been reunited with the French woman he fell in love with in World War II — 75 years later.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Phrasing.

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Notice: No I didn't get permission from the Ace Media Empire or AceCorp, LLC. I just posted it and hoped for the best. And by the way, this ONT is proudly made in the greatest country on earth, The U.S.A.

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Comments

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1 Who dat?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2019 10:02 PM (DjIXP)

2 Heck.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 17, 2019 10:02 PM (w7U7L)

3 YouTube is demonetizing Scott Adams videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=398&v=Yjq51pfGbaw

Posted by: windbag at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (tKktY)

4 Yo

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (MAstk)

5 Happy Monday, Horde.

That sign at the end--I never got that award...

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

6 I wish I could trust anyone on the Supreme Court to not sell actual legal citizens out in a heartbeat.

Guy on Larry O'Connor today said the Supreme Court is more concerned that a previous case was "settled" rather than that the case was settled "correctly"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:05 PM (AZxMX)

7 Top ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 17, 2019 10:05 PM (tVQUs)

8 How do I become "Cougar of the Month"?

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)

9 That top pic!! What does it mean???

Posted by: Dumbfounded Hippie at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (geIq4)

10
{{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

11 From last thread:

One of the many marvelous things about baseball...I'll bet that most MLB pitchers were the best hitters on their high school teams. Yet when they step to the plate against major league pitching, it is often an embarrassing four pitch at-bat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:38 PM (wYseH)

Patrick Mahomes, currently QB for the Kansas City Chiefs, was a local high school star. Not only was he the starting QB on their very successful football team, he was also the best starting pitcher AND the leading home run hitter for his school's baseball team.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro)

12 environmental racism

WTF? Go away, just go away now.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (RfzVr)

13 Hello Dear, how was your day?

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (htgmn)

14 That sign at the end--I never got that award...

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)


Ladyl, the Horde can fix that for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (AZxMX)

15 Carried over from last thread:
"Bo Jackson was better than practically anyone at anything.



Let's face it: Bo Jackson was a superhuman athlete. Unbelievably talented.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"
Hmm. I'd put Jim Thorpe in that list as well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (DjIXP)

16 Not 1st so off to read content.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (UoOyP)

17 8 How do I become "Cougar of the Month"?
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)


I want to know as well. I've tried my best...

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

18 That sign at the end--I never got that award...
Posted by: Ladyl

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A grievous oversight to be sure!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)

19 If Mrs. Vaughn is a Penn State grad, they could call her Nittany Lion of the Month. Had a cousin who went to Penn State-- the Lion is a big deal there.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (pPNCa)

20 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (JFzNN)

21 Everyone makes fun of Barry Manilov, but they still know all the lyrics to his songs.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)

22 That top pic!! What does it mean???

Posted by: Dumbfounded Hippie at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (geIq4)


Something is definitely fishy here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (AZxMX)

23 nice fish!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (438dO)

24
A grievous oversight to be sure!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)


Yeah, right!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

25 11; mahomes is trulely special. soon to be completely fucked by andy "time out" reid. dude is poison.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (KP5rU)

26 Ahhh, shit.

To be 17 again, having gotten up at 4:30 a.m. to drive up the McKenzie River from Eugene, OR on opening day, and standing in freezing runoff in my 501 jeans trying to entice a Rainbow onto my hook.

Glorious, and it has been forever since I've done that.

Where did my life go?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (NoKAc)

27

Chuck Connors played for the Boston Celtics and the Chicago Cubs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (aKsyK)

28 I sure hope that top pic is MisHum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX)

29 8 How do I become "Cougar of the Month"?
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)

17 8 How do I become "Cougar of the Month"?
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)


I want to know as well. I've tried my best...
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT


I bet you both are, you're just too modest

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

30
Have an interview tomorrow with an oil and gas firm here in Houston. I had a mock interview with the outplacement rep today and he said I did very well. Just tighten my presentation some. But I have experience with just about everything in the job description, plus being technically accomplished.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (Wx/+I)

31
Ladyl, the Horde can fix that for you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (AZxMX)



Awww! You made my night!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

32

Rainbow trout has pride!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (aKsyK)

33 I want to know as well. I've tried my best...
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

We could make a Cougar Club.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (htgmn)

34 James Buchanan was the first and so far only homosexual president. He is generally considered to be the worst president.

Obama was the first bisexual president and is in the top 5 worst, easily.

I'm guessing this isn't a selling point for candidate Butt Plug

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (WdocV)

35 Chuck Connors played for the Boston Celtics and the Chicago Cubs.


aaaaand starred in Tourist Trap!

multitalented

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (Rarvo)

36 21; speak for yourself, round eye.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (KP5rU)

37 Mount that fish on a wooden plaque and you got yourself a fine piece of art for the den.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

38 that is a great trout pick! God gets the credit I guess.

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (n13/j)

39 I gotta go fishing.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (K22Va)

40 I mean, everyone's suggested James Buchanan was gay, though I have serious doubts myself. So Buttplug isn't even being original here.

With that in mind, good evening all.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (Vgw1E)

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28 I sure hope that top pic is MisHum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX)

I left work early this afternoon.
No trout here in my lake, but plenty of giant bluegills. Throw in a few bass and it was a magical 2 hours.

I almost short changed you folks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

42 Bo Jackson was better than practically anyone at anything.

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Boots up techmobowl.

Yes, yes that is correct.

Posted by: Some Football Enthusiast at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (WdocV)

43 You can't talk about climate change without talking about the social inequalities that exist or the people who suffer from environmental racism.

Watch me.

"Climate change" is bullshit.

So are "social inequalities."

Also "environmental racism."

All three are bullshit.

Now it IS true that you can't talk about them without talking about bovine excrement. That assertion is certainly true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (1GThF)

44 "YouTube is demonetizing Scott Adams videos.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=398v=Yjq51pfGbaw

Posted by: windbag"

Pretty sure he's got a "fuck you" level of money anyways. (And yes, they are assholes)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2019 10:11 PM (DjIXP)

45 Nice. I'm taking the old man fishing tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:11 PM (qyqhr)

46 James Buchanan was the most likely homosexual in the American Presidency. And he was... not so great, at Presidentin'.

Maybe Pierce was worse.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

47 Everyone makes fun of Barry Manilov, but they still know all the lyrics to his songs.
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)

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Barry Manilov? Is that the non-union, Russian equivalent?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2019 10:11 PM (8g9zh)

48 Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}, that you noticed made my day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:12 PM (AZxMX)

49 Everyone makes fun of Barry Manilov, but they still know all the lyrics to his songs.

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THE RUSSIANS ARE HACKING OUR MUSIC. WE GONNA DIE!

Posted by: The calm left at June 17, 2019 10:12 PM (WdocV)

50 >>I gotta go fishing.


Just about every river is snapping into shape this week.

Literally too much water to fish for the next 4-6 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:12 PM (qyqhr)

51
Maybe Pierce was worse.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


That guy on M*A*S*H ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (aKsyK)

52 I get tired of saying it, normals need a youtube alternative. They laugh when we get pissed. You can't let them control who get's to be heard. Isn't that what Limbaugh and Fox News was all about?

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (n13/j)

53 45 Nice. I'm taking the old man fishing tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:11 PM (qyqhr)

A wonderful present.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

54 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

A bad day of fishing, beats a great day at "work"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (AZxMX)

55 Speaking of GoreBull Warmening, here's an excellent 45 minute interview by Stephen Crowder of Dr. Patrick Moore, one of the founders of Greenpeace.

https://tinyurl.com/Crowder-Interviews-Dr-Moore

Dr. Moore states some things about ice ages and cycles of temperature, and the SUN even makes an appearance as affecting the temperature of the Earth (heresy, I know).

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (NoKAc)

56 Bo Jackson was better than practically anyone at anything.

So did he have an alternative proof of Fermat's Last Theorem?

Better at athletics, certainly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (1GThF)

57 Here's a quick summary of everything interesting that Team USA did at the Women's World Cup today:

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (ta49A)

58 Buttplug Pete is convinced there were past presidents who were the ghey.

James Buchanan is usually on the list because he lived for 13 years with William Rufus King, Franklin Pierce's VP (for about a month; King died in April 1853). King was known around Washington as "Miss King" and "Buchanan's better half."

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (pPNCa)

59 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (Y9Ocz)

60 34 James Buchanan was the first and so far only homosexual president. He is generally considered to be the worst president.

Obama was the first bisexual president and is in the top 5 worst, easily.

I'm guessing this isn't a selling point for candidate Butt Plug
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (WdocV)

Dolly Madison was a Beard, baybee!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (V2Yro)

61 Played baseball with Dwight Evans at Chatsworth High in 1969. He was our best pitcher and led L.A. City in batting average, over .400. Actually, I led City in hitting. But I only got one at-bat.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (w7U7L)

62 Pierce remains the only sitting President in history to be primaried out. By a poofter, at that. Yeah, I'd say he was pretty bad

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

63 50 >>I gotta go fishing.


Just about every river is snapping into shape this week.

Literally too much water to fish for the next 4-6 weeks.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:12 PM (qyqhr)

Tell me about it, 200 lakes in a 20 mile radius here. Including 2 top notch flowages (reservoirs)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

64 >>A wonderful present.


You've never been in the boat with the two of us!

But. He'll have the chance to net 40-60 on the dry.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (qyqhr)

65 57 Here's a quick summary of everything interesting that Team USA did at the Women's World Cup today:
Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (ta49A)

If we stocked the team with Trannys, we would sweep the whole tournament.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (htgmn)

66 45 prezzies, yeah statistically speaking there probably was a ghey one somewhere along the way. 1/45 is 2.2%.

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (FiUMj)

67 James Buchanan was the most likely homosexual in the American Presidency.

Bad news for Obama and Booker. You're runners up, you sillies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (1GThF)

68 Now it IS true that you can't talk about them without talking about bovine excrement. That assertion is certainly true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (1GThF)


Heh.

Posted by: Emmie at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (4HMW8)

69 Mayor Pete is right, you know.

Posted by: Barry O. at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)

70 I can't wait til the ladies' US soccer team loses

it's not that they ran up the score

it's that they're assholes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Rarvo)

71 Tell me about it, 200 lakes in a 20 mile radius here. Including 2 top notch flowages (reservoirs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

You must buy a lot of worms.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (htgmn)

72 As a six year old girl, I had a massive crush on Chuck Connors. And Johnny Weissmuller too. And that guy who played Zorro.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (RfzVr)

73 A bad day of fishing, beats a great day at "work"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (AZxMX)


Truth!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

74
No, no, no. A past gay president can only be someone admirable like Abe, not a Buchanan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Wx/+I)

75 Willowed:

Let's face it: Bo Jackson was a superhuman athlete. Unbelievably talented.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:00 PM (1GThF)

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One of my favorite (maybe my favorite) ads of all time. I remember watching it as a little guy when it first aired:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwry6vAWG4g

I especially like the hockey part... you probably couldn't air it today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (n6XaE)

76 >>Tell me about it, 200 lakes in a 20 mile radius here. Including 2 top notch flowages (reservoirs


How many have Trout?

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (qyqhr)

77 Zorro - Guy Williams.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)

78 Now if you go back to the Kings of England - well, start with King James of Bible fame. Gayer than Liberace's Hairdresser.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (V2Yro)

79 MH, Thanks for that gorgeous top photo. That is special.

Posted by: JTB at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (bmdz3)

80 ree: Bo Jackson
No, he was not a baseball player. I believe he still holds the record for highest strike out percentage ever, and the standing joke in KC when he played (recall the era)
What do Bo Jackson and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both wear one glove on their left hand for no apparent reason.

Posted by: MarkY at June 17, 2019 10:17 PM (aVK64)

81 If we stocked the team with Trannys, we would sweep the whole tournament.

Posted by: ALH
________

I suppose that one way to get American men to win the World Cup.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:17 PM (ta49A)

82 64 >>A wonderful present.


You've never been in the boat with the two of us!

But. He'll have the chance to net 40-60 on the dry.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (qyqhr)


I bet it would be a hoot to see.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

83 Rainbow trout has pride!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (aKsyK)


That photo is documenting genocide!

Posted by: Piscine-American Liberation Front at June 17, 2019 10:17 PM (1GThF)

84 Better... https://tinyurl.com/jl28zxv

Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2019 10:18 PM (geIq4)

85 Thanks tonypete, I could not remember his name.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:18 PM (RfzVr)

86 And that guy who played Zorro.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (RfzVr)


He's yummy. Guy Williams.

Posted by: Emmie at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (4HMW8)

87 >>I bet it would be a hoot to see.


"You're dropping your backcast!"


"..."


"You're Dropping your Back Cast!"


Lather, Rinse...Repeat

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (qyqhr)

88 Let me guess: Mayor Butthead has bought in to the "Abraham Lincoln was ghey" thing.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (XAYDB)

89 George IV was straight. Maybe TOO straight.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

90 If a couple of people could send a prayer up for me for energy tomorrow morning, I would appreciate it. I'm playing first court in a tournament and my partner, aka "the beast" cheated on tennis with golf and broke two ribs. My partner tomorrow is consistent but not powerful.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

91 King County- where Seattle lies, was named after Rufus deVane King but was renamed after MLK back in the 1980s. I wonder how that sits with the gheys if indeeds "First Lady Rufus" was gay.

Posted by: Rex B at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (inAzX)

92 76 >>Tell me about it, 200 lakes in a 20 mile radius here. Including 2 top notch flowages (reservoirs


How many have Trout?
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (qyqhr)

Approximately 5.
If you don't include Lake Superior.
Plenty of trout streams as well.

Something about global warming and glaciers receding cause all of these lakes, or so says science.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

93 I'm not sold on Buchanan being gay. He came of age in the pre-Victorian era, which was known for men having intimate friendships with other men (see Lincoln's letters to some of his young law associates), even some cases of lengthy cohabitation. Hell, even in the height of the Victorian era, the Sherlock Holmes stories were published that had Holmes and Watson sharing an apartment, and no one's called them gay outside of some twisted fanfic sites......I assume. My friend said.

Then again, I suppose the fact that, even in this looser era, Buchanan's contemporaries were making suggestive remarks about his and King's relationships should give one pause.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (Vgw1E)

94 Silly Monsignor. That is not how one uses helicopters to reduce criminals.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (EZebt)

95
Bo made a flat footed throw from the warning track in right field to get a runner out at third. Helluva arm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (Wx/+I)

96 Happy birthday, Mr. Manilow!

I was a Fanilow before it was a thing....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (SRRAx)

97 So Mrs. Vaughn has got it going on.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (4thlk)

98 tonypete - btw, how goes it with the grandkids? Are you all having fun?

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (RfzVr)

99 Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

Prayers for you, Ladyl.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (htgmn)

100 Nice. I'll fish for anything...but I only get excited for Salmonids.

Unless you wanna go catch sharks.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (qyqhr)

101 The mayor of Ramat Trump should prepare him or herself for frequent phone calls from the WH, checking on things.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cultural critic at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (Z216Q)

102 Now if you go back to the Kings of England - well, start with King James of Bible fame.

There was a Latin saying that went around James's court: Elizabetha fuit rex; nunc habemus Jacobus regina-- which means "Elizabeth was a King; but now we have James as Queen."

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (pPNCa)

103 Prayers for you, Ladyl.
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (htgmn)


Thank you ALH!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

104 What? An ONT? Who could have predicted this?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (/IMJl)

105 Ladyl, may you hit them hard and accurately and make up for your partner's shortcomings.

Amen.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

106 90 If a couple of people could send a prayer up for me for energy tomorrow morning, I would appreciate it. I'm playing first court in a tournament and my partner, aka "the beast" cheated on tennis with golf and broke two ribs. My partner tomorrow is consistent but not powerful.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)


OK, I'll play along.

How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

107 I would say that Eleanor drove Franklin to gheyness, I mean Frank seemed to have an unhealthy attraction to Stalin, but Lucy Mercer seems to have had the stuff to keep him in line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (KoKdw)

108 James Buchanan was the most likely homosexual in the American Presidency.

Bad news for Obama and Booker. You're runners up, you sillies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (1GThF)

Hey, I'm not a homosexual! In fact, I'm so straight I don't have sex with girls because they suck cock and that's gay!

Posted by: Fierce Heterosexual Corey Booker at June 17, 2019 10:22 PM (tVQUs)

109 Bo made a flat footed throw from the warning track in right field to get a runner out at third. Helluva arm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

But Bo had to bungle the play in the first place to make the throw necessary..,
Look, Bo sucked at baseball. Leo Durocher said it best, "He swings tremendously hard at everything, and occasionally makes contact."
That may not be a direct quote. I don't like Bo.

Posted by: MarkY at June 17, 2019 10:22 PM (aVK64)

110 How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Playing against Tiger Woods?

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:22 PM (pPNCa)

111 >>How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?


"I bet you I can jump that bunker in this Cart."

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:22 PM (qyqhr)

112 Pierce was buddies with Nathaniel Hawthorne, so that might explain his weirdness.

Posted by: jmel at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (OeWgo)

113 I was a Fanilow before it was a thing....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
________

There was blood in a single gunshot, but who shot whom? (Objective case. I mean, if society is going to start stressing pronouns . . .)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (ta49A)

114 I was wondering the same thing MisHum

Golf isn't usually a contact sport

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (Rarvo)

115 Playing against Tiger Woods?
Posted by: Basement Cat

Against his (ex)wife?

Posted by: MarkY at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (aVK64)

116 How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Playing against Tiger Woods?
Posted by: Basement Cat

Or his ex-wife.

Posted by: That's gotta hurt at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

117 105 Ladyl, may you hit them hard and accurately and make up for your partner's shortcomings.

Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

Thank you Tonypete. Would you mind adding, "and may you stop the unforced errors in the third hour?"

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

118 Ladyl, how the hell does one break their ribs golfing? I've wrenched a knee and twisted an ankle here or there but that is bizarre.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (RfzVr)

119 Read all of the content with only 2 comments posted. Watched the entire PJW video too.

Let's see where I end up.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (PHotS)

120 100 Nice. I'll fish for anything...but I only get excited for Salmonids.

Unless you wanna go catch sharks.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (qyqhr)

Shark fishing is out of the question, this year. But next year......
Most of my vacation time and free loot has been accounted for.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

121 tonypete - btw, how goes it with the grandkids? Are you all having fun?
Posted by: cfo mom

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Yes! Thanks for asking. The littlest one is watching me right now while lying in bed. We've read our stories - Ferdinand the Bull and Harold and the Purple Crayon - and her eyelids are very heavy. We had a big day - lots of fun.

As much as I complain about the situation, I do love having them here.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)

122
Franklin Pierce was a pickled sot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (Wx/+I)

123 America's Dream Team: Corey & Kamela.

They both like boys.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (htgmn)

124 117 comments, nice.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (PHotS)

125 this joint sure likes talking about mayor buttgig. alot. i ignore that annoying little fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

126 I should start keeping a diary.

I'm pretty sure we are living through some major historical sh*t right now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (EZebt)

127 118 Ladyl, how the hell does one break their ribs golfing? I've wrenched a knee and twisted an ankle here or there but that is bizarre.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (RfzVr)


I have no idea! She is a stellar athlete. Played basketball for University of Michigan and she's deadly at the net. Ugh.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

128 There was a Latin saying that went around James's court: Elizabetha fuit rex; nunc habemus Jacobus regina-- which means "Elizabeth was a King; but now we have James as Queen."
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (pPNCa)


Well jeez, if we start talking about the sexuality of European rulers, it'll be a question of who *wasn't* gay. Figures.

Even back with Julius Caesar, Romans who knew anything at all were saying about him, he was "every woman's man and every man's woman."

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (Vgw1E)

129 How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

---------

When a game ends in debt negotiations.

Posted by: Rich "9-Iron" Giamboni at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (n6XaE)

130 I love shark fishing. Those things are crazy when they realize you've got them tied up!

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (qyqhr)

131 Most of my vacation time and free loot has been accounted for.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)


What? You have vacation time AND free loot! Luxury...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (AZxMX)

132 I left work early this afternoon.
No trout here in my lake, but plenty of giant bluegills. Throw in a few bass and it was a magical 2 hours.

I almost short changed you folks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I once caught a largemouth bass that was an inch and a half long. He was literally a mouth and a tail. I caught him on a lure that was 3 inches long. I couldn't stop laughing as I took him off the hook. I said to him "WHAT were YOU thinking ?" as I let him go.

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (Y9Ocz)

133 Even back with Julius Caesar, Romans who knew anything at all were saying about him, he was "every woman's man and every man's woman."
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (Vgw1E)

So he was ambidextrous?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

134 I have no idea! She is a stellar athlete. Played basketball for University of Michigan and she's deadly at the net. Ugh.


longterm affects of Female Athlete Triad, then, perhaps?

she should strongly consider calcium supplementation

unless she got mugged on the course or something...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (Rarvo)

135 One of my favorite (maybe my favorite) ads of all time. I remember watching it as a little guy when it first aired:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwry6vAWG4g



I especially like the hockey part... you probably couldn't air it today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Oh yeah! We loved that. And that was our favorite part too - Gretzky just skating up to the camera- "No."
There was another one pretty much the same, only the end was Bo riding a bike up to the camera and saying, "Now, when's that tour the france thang?"

Posted by: Vertov at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (gO7fe)

136
When a game ends in debt negotiations.

Posted by: Rich "9-Iron" Giamboni at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (n6XaE)


Just ask Judge Emails.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (Wx/+I)

137
OK, I'll play along.

How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)


It's a mystery to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

138 Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (Wx/+I)

139 That fish in the top pic is too pretty to eat.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (htgmn)

140 >>No trout here in my lake, but plenty of giant bluegills. Throw in a few bass and it was a magical 2 hours.


Nice. 4 oz Spinning reel and some tiny jigheads or spinners and you are in business.

Some grasshoppers to tip them with is key, though.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (qyqhr)

141 89 George IV was straight. Maybe TOO straight.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

Prince Albert, who became King Edward VII, was probably the most notorious on that count. From the stories that are told about him, it'd be hard to name a prominent actress of the day, or a wife of one of the Lords he hung out with, who he didn't have a jolly ol' time with.

Ironically, one of the few who was apparently pretty upright morally was George III, but that was only because he was as nutty as a fruitcake.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (V2Yro)

142 Has Gaylord made Morsi's death about himself yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (CSYCT)

143 This is the time of year at our lake that the bass start thinking, "hmmm, ducklings!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (/dN1M)

144 I was talking about the guy that got arrest in 2017 for pulling his gun as Anti-fa was about to mob him....and it led me to consider....has anti-fa just not been in the news lately? Or have they actually gotten quiet?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (WdocV)

145 Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (Y9Ocz)

Cute!
I once caught a northern pike about 5" long on a Floating Rapala that was the same size.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

146 125 this joint sure likes talking about mayor buttgig. alot. i ignore that annoying little fuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

--And South Bend is a shithole.

But then, the Dems want all of America like that, don't they?

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (XAYDB)

147 🐠

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and PETA will hound and dox both of you.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (/IMJl)

148 Heh. Just muted Cornel West on Fox. Why listen to the guy. Harvard professor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:29 PM (/dN1M)

149 >> This is the time of year at our lake that the bass start thinking, "hmmm, ducklings!"


Yep. Also, snakes in the flooded grass edges. Crazy eats.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:29 PM (qyqhr)

150 146; succeeding admirably, log prof. it's baked in the cake.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (KP5rU)

151 A fecal transplant is the one time someone really does have to give a shit.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (OHHcf)

152 MH, Thanks for that gorgeous top photo. That is special.
Posted by: JTB

Seconded

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (Y9Ocz)

153 That canoe is a work of art

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (Yo3dV)

154 tonypete, awesome. It is so sweet to watch them falling asleep all happy and content. I know it can be hard to deal with at times, so bless you and the babies.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (RfzVr)

155 I watched that PJW video. I'm not sure why.

The world has gone completely crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (HaL55)

156 Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (qyqhr)

St Croix 7' light power fast action rod. Shimano reel with 4# test, 1/16 oz black jig with 2" Mister Twister tails. Then switched over to black jig with black marabou.

I pour my own jigs. Tie my own jigs, marabou, bucktail. I buy the plastics.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

157 112 Pierce was buddies with Nathaniel Hawthorne, so that might explain his weirdness.
Posted by: jmel at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (OeWgo)


Fun fact: Hawthorne wrote a short biography of Pierce for his 1852 campaign, talking about what a great American hero and leader of men he was, and Horace Mann, who knew both of them, supposedly said, "If Hawthorne writes that, it will be the greatest work of fiction he ever created."

Though I sometimes think Pierce got a worse rap than he deserved. Not a great leader by any measure, but more just a victim of history moving too fast.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (Vgw1E)

158 I gotta go fishing.





Just about every river is snapping into shape this week.



Literally too much water to fish for the next 4-6 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:12 PM (qyqhr)



Tell me about it, 200 lakes in a 20 mile radius here. Including 2 top notch flowages (reservoirs)

I gotta move out of Crook County, or take one of those open spots on the Wolf my Godchild says is open and buy me a single wide to put on it.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (K22Va)

159 .has anti-fa just not been in the news lately? Or have they actually gotten quiet?
Posted by: 18-1
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My guess is that the Soros connection was becoming a little too obvious. I think he was also having some trouble controlling the thugs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (/dN1M)

160 t-bird you made me go re-look at the canoe

WOW

absolutely a work of art!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (Rarvo)

161 And South Bend is a shithole.

A recurring theme with Mayor Buttplug, apparently.

Posted by: Piscine-American Liberation Front at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (1GThF)

162 OK, I'll play along.

How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

i hate to be pedantic, but probably undiagnosed osteoporosis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (V2Yro)

163
Yep. Also, snakes in the flooded grass edges. Crazy eats.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:29 PM (qyqhr)


Dear sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

164 re George III - I'll just repeat that monarchy is a great system, as long as the king is sane and his Parliament isn't full of upper class twits.

When that doesn't happen, well... here we are

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (ykYG2)

165 Looks like a cutthroat trout to me. But they all taste good fresh from the stream.

Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (Pqytn)

166 The A330 will be a tourist attraction until a diver gets trapped inside the baggage area and drowns.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (CSYCT)

167
i hate to be pedantic, but probably undiagnosed osteoporosis.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (V2Yro)


That would really stink for her.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

168 >>Dear sweet Jesus.


Bass love to eat snakes. They just blow up on the things.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (qyqhr)

169 .has anti-fa just not been in the news lately? Or have they actually gotten quiet?
Posted by: 18-1
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My guess is that the Soros connection was becoming a little too obvious. I think he was also having some trouble controlling the thugs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (/dN1M)


They may have gotten the word to stand down until after the election, because they weren't helping the cause. Note that that's kind of what happened with Occupy Wall Street shitheads, too, in the run up to the last election.

Posted by: Piscine-American Liberation Front at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (1GThF)

170 So he was ambidextrous?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)


EXTREMELY ambidextrous, if you get my drift.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn he'd been ambidextrous with one or more of the senators who Ided his March.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (Vgw1E)

171 Obama's 2019 "gettin' the band back together" Spygate Tour?

Historically, Italy has been a connecting point for Russian/Italian intel services fixing and forging documents. The guy that drank the polonium tea said he and other KGB agents worked pretty closely with Italian intel guys - most of them considered it in the vein of moonlighting side business type gig work - which relieved them of any moral considerations. ~ from the book The Terminal Spy.

Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (K3B2k)

172 Look! its a LGBQTXYZ Trout!

(JK; Nice pic)

Posted by: Average Guy at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (LMcFk)

173 Well jeez, if we start talking about the sexuality of European rulers, it'll be a question of who *wasn't* gay.

Posted by: Dr. T
________

I look at Chancellor M. (I don't want to come across as mean so I won't say her name) and I wonder if she ever had a sexual thought in her life -- straight, gay, bi, trans, Shetland ponies, anything. Probably thought that New Year's Eve party in Cologne was just young people having fun.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (ta49A)

174 I gotta move out of Crook County, or take one of those open spots on the Wolf my Godchild says is open and buy me a single wide to put on it.
Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (K22Va)

Do it. Do it now.

Because at the end, you won't be saying, "I wish I would have stayed longer in Crook County".

I'm so blessed. I'm living the dream.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

175 "I would imagine we've probably had excellent presidents who were gay...."
***


If only we could go back to a time when a person's accomplishments and legacy were based on their success and not on what they do in bed .

Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (wMHPW)

176 sock off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:34 PM (1GThF)

177 As a member of the First Nations of Europe, do. I get a say in the environmental regulations? And why, exactly, not?

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 10:34 PM (Yo3dV)

178

Bass love to eat snakes. They just blow up on the things.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (qyqhr)


OMG that's disgusting.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

179 .has anti-fa just not been in the news lately? Or have they actually gotten quiet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (WdocV)

Maybe because it's the start of summer - everything has quieted down, compared to where we were.

feels like a calm before the storm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (V2Yro)

180 Chairman Xi attempts to find footing against the overwhelming economic punishment being delivered by US President Donald J. Trump says Gordon Chang. Emperor For Life Xi goes to N Korea for 2 day talks suddenly to PERSUADE N. Korea to cease nuke production. YEah sure wahever yall say. Winning with #45.


Balcones Rumble bourbon for the American win.

Posted by: john doe at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (WX+x0)

181 What is that striped wood thing in the water in the fish picture? I can't seem to make out what it is.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (UUBmN)

182 178

Bass love to eat snakes. They just blow up on the things.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (qyqhr)


OMG that's disgusting.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

Thats why you eat the walleyes and throw the damn bass in the lake.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

183 i hate to be pedantic, but probably undiagnosed osteoporosis.


haha apparently I LOVE being pedantic b/c I already diagnosed the poor lady a bit above there - I agree, early osteoporosis probably caused by having had the Triad when she was a "stellar athlete" in her youth.


Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (Rarvo)

184 OMG that's disgusting.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)


Why? What do you think fish usually eat? I'd guess insects.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (1GThF)

185 And that guy who played Zorro.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (RfzVr)

He's yummy. Guy Williams.
Posted by: Emmie


He had a needledick moustache !

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (Y9Ocz)

186 I pour my own jigs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Lead? Surely not lead !

We're all gonna die!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (2qPhT)

187 James Buchanan was the first and so far only homosexual president. He is generally considered to be the worst president.

LOL. I was going to claim that Buchanan was homosexual, simply because he was our worst president - I had no idea that it might actually be true.

It's just amazing that when two to three percent of the population is actively homosexual, that several of our forty-five prior presidents just have to have been gay - besides Obama, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

188 re George III - I'll just repeat that monarchy is a great system, as long as the king is sane and his Parliament isn't full of upper class twits.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo
________

George Clinton was unquestionably the most influential member of Parliament. And yet, George Clinton is considered to be one of America's Founding Fathers. Go figure.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (ta49A)

189 George IV was straight. Maybe TOO straight.

Victoria and Albert were unquestionably straight, and they limited their bedroom activities to each other. Victoria's diary entry the morning after her wedding is pretty warm even by today's standards. Her only complaint about married life was the number and frequency of her pregnancies.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (pPNCa)

190 If only we could go back to a time when a person's accomplishments and legacy were based on their success and not on what they do in bed .
Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (wMHPW)

You're gonna have to go back a long long time.

Posted by: Madame de Pompadour at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (V2Yro)

191 What is that striped wood thing in the water in the fish picture? I can't seem to make out what it is.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (UUBmN)

I think it's part of a fly fishing net.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (tVQUs)

192 Lead? Surely not lead !

We're all gonna die!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (2qPhT)


Shhhhh.

I haven't gotten around to tungsten yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

193 Hawthorne wrote a short biography of Pierce for his 1852 campaign, talking about what a great American hero and leader of men he was, and Horace Mann, who knew both of them, supposedly said, "If Hawthorne writes that, it will be the greatest work of fiction he ever created."

Ooh! American historian putdowns! I have one.

Taft appeared at an event and was introduced to the public by New York Senator Chauncey Depew. Depew made his introduction by pointedly observing the President's midsection, and noting that the distinguished statesman was "pregnant with integrity, [and] pregnant with courage." Taft made his way to the podium and waited for the laughter to subside. He then thanked Depew for the introduction, patted his belly, and said, "If it's a girl, I shall call her Integrity. If a boy, Courage. But if it is, as I suspect, nothing more than gas, I'll call it Chauncey Depew."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)

194 OWS camps were becoming centers for theft, rape, and contagious diseases. So yeah they had to be shut down before those not afflicted with BDS started to put 2 and 2 together.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (CSYCT)

195 The glass is half full. The glass is half empty. The glass is big enough to hold my wine, regardless.

Life is good.

Posted by: Halfwise at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (kg0m0)

196 nobody eats bass. might as well eat the fish cleaning board.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

197 OMG that's disgusting.
Posted by: Ladyl
----

Hmm. Do you like crab? Because....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (2qPhT)

198 has anti-fa just not been in the news lately? Or have they actually gotten quiet?

Gearing up for the election campaign. Good luck having a Trump rally in any big blue city in the United States.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (I2/tG)

199 the first US state to ban employers from requiring pre-employment marijuana testing.

Lawyers are going to love this one. I mean who wouldn't a stoned heavy equipment operator and his potters? Yeah, you're good, bro!

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (Yo3dV)

200 Do it. Do it now.



Because at the end, you won't be saying, "I wish I would have stayed longer in Crook County".



I'm so blessed. I'm living the dream.

Glad to hear you're liking your new digs.
I think you may be right. It's such a pain in the ass to move it's easy to put things off. Next thing I know I'm over 29. Oh wait.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (K22Va)

201 Maybe because it's the start of summer - everything has quieted down, compared to where we were.

feels like a calm before the storm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (V2Yro)


I suspect that polling/ focus groups revealed that antifa was hurting the communist cause with the public, and so they got the word to stand down, at least until after the election.

If Trump wins (please, God), I'd bet they'll back in force. (Or possibly morph into a terrorist underground organization, a la SDS --> Weather Underground back when.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (1GThF)

202
Shhhhh.

I haven't gotten around to tungsten yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Seems to me that bismuth is being used for wheel weights these days. Am I wrong about that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:39 PM (2qPhT)

203 barry manilow? at least you redeemed yourself with some alice. at least you're off the yoko kick. damn!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (KP5rU)

204 so apparently I missed a whole bunch of shootings around my hometown this weekend while I was away?!?

and our BRILLIANT mayor has found the culprit! no, not urban yutes and drug dealers!

no it's Pennsy's awful "gun culture" of course

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (Rarvo)

205 Seems to me that bismuth is being used for wheel weights these days. Am I wrong about that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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And shot shells too?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (2qPhT)

206 Holy shit, just realized the beer I''m drinking is 8.5% alcohol. No wonder it gets me buzzed so fast LOL.

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (FiUMj)

207 I've always enjoyed Manilow's music back when they still had Top 40 hits. (Maybe they still do.) But I think his greatest skill was arranging music and orchestration. His arrangements produced the best Bette Midler albums. Yeah, she's a dipshit but those early albums were wonderful. His albums released after the many hit songs are better than the early stuff. The jazzy albums, the Broadway and big band material. And Paradise Cafe is a masterpiece, IMHO.

Posted by: JTB at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (bmdz3)

208 Everyone makes fun of Barry Manilow, but they still know all the lyrics to his songs.
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019

It's like smelling gangrenous rotting flesh, you know it but don't like it.

Posted by: Batterup at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (U2JQS)

209 Hmm. Do you like crab? Because....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (2qPhT)/i]

Yup. My father, a survivor of the battle of Iwo Jima, and later a graves registration officer there, loved sea food - but would never eat crab. Ever. Don't even mention it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (1GThF)

210
"I would imagine we've probably had excellent presidents who were gay -- we just didn't know which ones," Buttgieg said


Oh, Lord, you are so pathetic.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (dPMBY)

211
Thats why you eat the walleyes and throw the damn bass in the lake.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

Thank for for the advice. It will be followed.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

212 George Clinton was unquestionably the most influential member of Parliament. And yet, George Clinton is considered to be one of America's Founding Fathers. Go figure.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (ta49A)

--That needed an AOC or Joe Biden sock.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (XAYDB)

213 The fishy is almost too pretty to eat..almost.

Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (jm1YL)

214 Frau Merkel was a nudist as a youth, I'm guessing she has at least a normal sexual appetite.

Now excuse me while I go barf.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (WdocV)

215
Yup. My father, a survivor of the battle of Iwo Jima, and later a graves registration officer there, loved sea food - but would never eat crab. Ever. Don't even mention it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (1GThF)


Tell me why. What do crabs eat?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

216 Seems to me that bismuth is being used for wheel weights these days. Am I wrong about that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:39 PM (2qPhT)


Sink the Bismuth!

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU)

217 196
nobody eats bass. might as well eat the fish cleaning board.

I keep hearing that and have eaten a ton of smallies in WI and MN. Either you guys are spoiled or I'm seriously lacking in fresh fish. I think they're good.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (K22Va)

218 Tell me why. What do crabs eat?
Posted by: Ladyl

----

Anything dead.

Anything.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)

219 If only we could go back to a time when a person's accomplishments and legacy were based on their success and not on what they do in bed .

Twenty-five years ago, I saw a documentary about Berkeley High School. Needless to say, Berkeley High School was a pioneer in LGBT propaganda, and an irate parent was complaining that the only thing his son knew about Michelangelo was that Michelangelo was gay. Apparently who Michelangelo chose to boff was the only interesting thing about him.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

220 Taft appeared at an event and was introduced to the public by New York Senator Chauncey Depew. Depew made his introduction by pointedly observing the President's midsection, and noting that the distinguished statesman was "pregnant with integrity, [and] pregnant with courage." Taft made his way to the podium and waited for the laughter to subside. He then thanked Depew for the introduction, patted his belly, and said, "If it's a girl, I shall call her Integrity. If a boy, Courage. But if it is, as I suspect, nothing more than gas, I'll call it Chauncey Depew."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)

Things I learned today:
William Howard Taft would've been a beast on social media.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (Vgw1E)

221
no it's Pennsy's awful "gun culture" of course
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (Rarvo)


Well, he certainly couldn't cite the true cause -- soda tax rage.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (dPMBY)

222 Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4lvjcuk

https://tinyurl.com/yxms8jhb

https://tinyurl.com/y33n4zyl

https://tinyurl.com/y6529we5

https://tinyurl.com/y5onhltz

Posted by: kbdabear at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (0Ntuf)

223 Hmm. Do you like crab? Because....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (2qPhT)/i]

Yup. My father, a survivor of the battle of Iwo Jima, and later a graves registration officer there, loved sea food - but would never eat crab. Ever. Don't even mention it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Yeah. I have a story that's similar, and very personal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (4bd7D)

224 Tell me why. What do crabs eat?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


Not to be indelicate, but not all of the Marines made it to shore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (1GThF)

225
Tell me why. What do crabs eat?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


They're a good means to get rid of a dead body.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (Wx/+I)

226 But if it is, as I suspect, nothing more than gas, I'll call it Chauncey Depew."

Lol! I can imagine that from Reagan, too.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (Yo3dV)

227 crabs feed on the departed killed in beach landings.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

228 If Trump wins (please, God), I'd bet they'll back in force. (Or possibly morph into a terrorist underground organization, a la SDS --> Weather Underground back when.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (1GThF)

Possibly - although radicals in the 30's were stone cold killers. Radicals in the 60's and early 70's were some crazy, dangerous, bomb making freaks.

Radicals today are pathetic. If you don't call them by their preferred pronoun they roll up into a ball and cry for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (V2Yro)

229 214 Frau Merkel was a nudist as a youth, I'm guessing she has at least a normal sexual appetite.

Now excuse me while I go barf.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (WdocV)

She has the look of a female St Bernard with 2 nipples instead of 8.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

230 The fishy is almost too pretty to eat..almost.
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (jm1YL)

No fish is too pretty to eat (except for the poisonous ones).

Posted by: Surfperch at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (tVQUs)

231 Tell me why. What do crabs eat?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

Motel sheets, among other things.

Posted by: Halfwise at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (kg0m0)

232 No I didn't get permission from the Ace Media Empire or AceCorp, LLC. I just posted it and hoped for the best.

Dude gets a few successful ONTs under his belt, and caution is not just dispensed with, it is thrown, reminiscent of a Ryan Nolan or Randy Johnson wild pitch, nigh unto the wind.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (uL22A)

233 No indictments of Obama admin criminals = No Trump reelection, & no GOP Senate majority.

Posted by: Quilp at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (Bf3hj)

234
He then thanked Depew for the introduction, patted his belly, and said, "If it's a girl, I shall call her Integrity. If a boy, Courage. But if it is, as I suspect, nothing more than gas, I'll call it Chauncey Depew."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)


Time for PDJT to have Taft's portrait hung in the White House, I'd say!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (dPMBY)

235
Things I learned today:
William Howard Taft would've been a beast on social media.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (Vgw1E)

And then banned.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

236 More Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4z9tzrw

https://tinyurl.com/y2zwu29c

https://tinyurl.com/yypml3dk

https://tinyurl.com/y5rp3mf8

https://tinyurl.com/y6kxtnxr

Posted by: kbdabear at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (0Ntuf)

237 No fish is too pretty to eat (except for the poisonous ones).
Posted by: Surfperch


Amen to that!

Posted by: Michael Douglas at June 17, 2019 10:45 PM (ykYG2)

238 227 crabs feed on the departed killed in beach landings.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU)


Okay. That's all I needed to know. Crab is off the list.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

239 232 No I didn't get permission from the Ace Media Empire or AceCorp, LLC. I just posted it and hoped for the best.

Dude gets a few successful ONTs under his belt, and caution is not just dispensed with, it is thrown, reminiscent of a Ryan Nolan or Randy Johnson wild pitch, nigh unto the wind.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (uL22A)


So you're sayin' I'm headed to the HOF?

Cool.....just f*cking cool

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

240 214 Frau Merkel was a nudist as a youth, I'm guessing she has at least a normal sexual appetite.

Now excuse me while I go barf.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (WdocV)


Back from Germany for two years, and I had just about succeeded in mentally expunging all memories of Reichskanzler Merkel and of the East German nudist culture.

But really, thanks for bringing that up for me.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:46 PM (Vgw1E)

241 The Jeffrey Hunter WWII picture No Man is an Island about George Tweed, a Navy guy who eluded capture on Guam after the Japanese took it, has a scene where the locals kill a Japanese man, fed him to the crabs, and then offered the skeleton to the Japanese to prove Tweed had died.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:46 PM (CSYCT)

242 206 Holy shit, just realized the beer I''m drinking is 8.5% alcohol. No wonder it gets me buzzed so fast LOL.

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (FiUMj)

--IPA?

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:46 PM (XAYDB)

243 I don't like Bo.

We Crimson Tide fans liked him well enough. He won the '84 Iron Bowl for us by running the wrong way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (HaL55)

244 If only Artem's feet had been on the handlebars and not the road.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (gSgAd)

245 These LIMU Emu commercials are so stupid, but at least far better than watching a millennial ditz talk about naming a car Brad.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (XAYDB)

246 Apparently who Michelangelo chose to boff was the only interesting thing about him.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Same with Benjamin Britten.

I recall once that Wm. Buckley was having a conversation where Britten's name came up. Buckley's guest chided him for not mentioning that Britten was gay.

Buckley replied, "Well, if your point is that composers are also capable of bad behavior, then it is well made."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (HTHlp)

247 nything dead.

Anything.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)


I used to love crab. OMG

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

248 After extensive research, the pictured fish is not a cutthroat, but as others said, a rainbow. The editor has been sacked.

Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (Pqytn)

249 So today I was goofing off only kinda 1/2 working and had the TV on. I ran into a 90120 marathon, and the episodes were of the later years, mid 90s. Nostalgia FTW!! I'd kinda forgot how SJW the show became towards the end. The story lines in the episodes I watched involved

a) gay teen who came out but his father disowned him, cuz.....MEAN WHITE STRAIGHT DAD!!

b) woman abused by her husband cuz...MEAN WHITE MALE HUSBAND

c) Brandon cheated on Kelly...cuz MEAN WHITE STRAIGHT MALE

d) Kelly's boss sexually harassed poor defenseless Kelly, cuz MEAN STRAIGHT WHITE MALE

You kinda think this shit started in the Obama years, but it's been going on for a looooooooong time.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (FiUMj)

250
Tell me why. What do crabs eat?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


The dead bodies on and about the beaches of Iwo Jima.

Around here (Rehoboth Bay, DE), folks fishing for crabs bait their traps with fish heads and other delectables.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM (dPMBY)

251 merkel is the model for evenink wear. hit every branch on the way down. adolph wouldn't have even hit that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

252 (Or possibly morph into a terrorist underground organization, a la SDS --> Weather Underground back when.)

I'm actually surprised that hasn't happened yet.

I'm also surprised that the Iranians/Hamas/Etc. aren't providing covert training in bomb making to the Antifa types.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

253 Thompsons! Get your red hot Thompsons here!

https://bit.ly/31H6CIS

Fun fact: the CEO of this company is the son of the Reverend Moon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM (+y/Ru)

254 There's your problem right there, Dude. Everyone knows only Gunsels wear Levis. Damn.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM (Jj+59)

255 No Buffett fan here, but I like this song for fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQS4S3vgGA

I had an uncle with a 'stache like that. He was also a golfer and always wore those coordinated outfits. Best dresser in my not so hip family. Drove fancy cars. He always seemed to be the embodiment of cool.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (RfzVr)

256 Tell me why. What do crabs eat?


Out here in Oklahoma they eat salads.

Posted by: Liz Warren, chef without reservations at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (a4EWo)

257 17 again? Hell, I'd settle for 37 again...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (lLeln)

258 I met some antifa people from SF and rogue river, Oregon while working at a fire refugee camp in Chico, Ca. They were co-opting young socialist driven college students.

One guy was very chrismatic and a leader. Both late 20's. The other was a co leader but very closed off and not interested in explaining his ideology. He was a mechanical engineer. And a True Believer. Both were true believers in the Maoist approach.

The rogue river valley crew struck me as Marxists via IRA types. All of that group wore expensive leatherwork boots with kelties on the boot tongues. Odd welder boots for socialist 20 somethings.

Takeaway: do not underestimate these people.

Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (K3B2k)

259 242 206 Holy shit, just realized the beer I''m drinking is 8.5% alcohol. No wonder it gets me buzzed so fast LOL.

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (FiUMj)

--IPA?
Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:46 PM (XAYDB)

___

Double IPA 2.0. Had no idea IPA could be doubled, but there you go...

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (FiUMj)

260 ''I've always enjoyed Manilow's music back when they still had Top 40 hits. (Maybe they still do.) But I think his greatest skill was arranging music and orchestration. His arrangements produced the best Bette Midler albums.''

Wasn't he Marlena Dietrich's arranger and band leader when she played Broadway? This was before his solo career took off.

Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2019 10:50 PM (jm1YL)

261 Radicals today are pathetic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (V2Yro)


Sure, most of them are. But it's always true that the majority of people are innocuous. I've read that the majority of cops never arrest anyone in their careers. The majority of the SDS never did diddly either. Hell, the majority of Muslims aren't (active) terrorists.

But how many does it take to be a pain in the ass? A few dozen?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:50 PM (1GThF)

262 Cougar of the month! Lol. I once wore my WSU T-shirt to the gym - it said Cougar right across the boobs. After more than a few interested looks from the high school boys at the gym, I realized wearing that T-shirt was probably not my best idea.

Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 10:51 PM (fiC74)

263 Yup. My father, a survivor of the battle of Iwo Jima, and later a graves registration officer there, loved sea food - but would never eat crab. Ever. Don't even mention it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I just finished reading Dynasty The NY Yankees 1949 -1964

In the '50's offseason the Yanks did a tour of Japan and played a bunch of exhibition games.

When they first arrived a rep Of the Japanese gov't met with them and asked "Have any of you visited the Far East before ?"

Hank Bauer ( "who had a face like a clenched fist") Raised his hand.

The rep said " Oh yes ? When was that ?"

Bauer replied " When I hit the beach at Iwo Jima"

And that ended that conversation.

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:51 PM (Y9Ocz)

264 Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were neighbors down on da bayou, and one day Boudreaux comes up and finds his buddy Thibodeaux just crying and wailing. He ask, "What's wrong, bro? why you cryin' like dat?" and T. says "oh, its my wife, she's been missin' 2 day, nobody seen her, I think sometin bad bad happen." So B. says "you sit tight, I get some guys, we go look for her."

So later that evening B. comes back and says "Oh brother, we gotta talk! But I gotta tell you, I got some good news and some bad news. Which you wanna hear first?" And T. says "Wut? How can you have good news and bad news, what you talking bout?? Well tell me the bad news, I gotta know." So B. says "well, bad news is we found your wife, she was floatin' face down in the bayou about a mile down the road. She daid, Thibodeaux." And so T. wails and says "Dead! Dead! How could you have any good news to tell me after that? What could possibly be good news now?"

And Boudreaux sez "Well we got two full buckets a crab off her, we gonna have a big cookout tonite, and we gon' float her again in the mornin'!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:52 PM (V2Yro)

265 34 James Buchanan was the first and so far only homosexual president. He is generally considered to be the worst president.



Well if you were the POTUS in the years of 1856-1860, you were probably doomed anyway. Definitely unlucky.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 17, 2019 10:52 PM (ugtXL)

266 So you're sayin' I'm headed to the HOF?

Cool.....just f*cking cool
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:45 PM


You're already there. We're just hoping you'll continue, so we can award our Lifetime Achievement Award!

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association at June 17, 2019 10:52 PM (uL22A)

267
I don't know about the medical diagnosis side of marijuana use, but I've gotta call bullshit on the Ingraham guest who calls it out as a "predictor" (whatever that means) for opioid use.

When I was a teenager, I was an extremely heavy user of marijuana. As I got older and had more responsibilities, I cut back more and more until it was gone.

I tried opioids during my many injuries, but never got addicted, or even thought of it. I watched a lot of people I knew get pretty sideways on the stuff. Some recovered, most didn't.

IOW, I used a lot of weed and had plenty of access to opioids, as a student athlete - and I didn't start abusing those drugs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 10:52 PM (n6XaE)

268 I mean, everyone's suggested James Buchanan was gay, though I have serious doubts myself.

Yeah, and so was Jesus, Ghandi, Hitler and Barney the Fucking Dinosaur.

The Gay Mafia will never ever ever ever stop trying to justify it's sick perversion.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 10:53 PM (LL1Be)

269
I haven't gotten around to tungsten yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


It's wolfram, philistine ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 10:53 PM (dPMBY)

270 Well with Barney the Purple Prince of Hell I would believe it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:54 PM (CSYCT)

271 keep dumping that manilow shit on us, hall of shame my friend. no mention of dave mustaine? wtf?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

272 Watching Taylor Swift slowly get possessed by the devil over the course of a decade has been kind of heartbreaking. I was a fan of hers - really - when she started as a bright-eyed country songwriting phenom who just oozed catchy hooks, practiced a ton of personal charity, and stayed the hell out of politics.

Five or so years ago molesting starfucker Lena Dunham decided they needed to be besties (wonder why) and literally stalked her on twitter until it happened. She and her crew of filthy lowlife activists then harangued Swift for staying out of politics and eventually blamed her for Hillary losing in 2016.

So now that she's got rich and famous off the Christian conservatives who launched her into the stratosphere, she's fully "woke" and wants to savage them in return. And all she is now is just an uninformed typical hollywood dumbo using her cash and influence to peddle the lies of others... and the light is completely gone from her eyes. She's talking rainbows, but now just radiates misery and darkness.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 10:55 PM (uEbPt)

273 Why did cougar become the term for steamy older ladies? Why not jaguar, or leopard?

Posted by: Jake Kengle at June 17, 2019 10:55 PM (d0jJ+)

274 Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky - composer of Romeo and Juliet, the 1812 Overture, and his three ballets: The Nutcracker, Swan Lake, The Sleeping Beauty, and several wonderful symphonies - but most importantly, a homosexual!

Last season, the conductor of the Oregon Symphony gave a short talk before performing a Tchaikovsky symphony. He talked about Tchaikovsky's music, and his place in the stellar culture of late 19th century Saint Petersburg.

Just kidding! He talked about Tchaikovsky being a homosexual, of course. Because that is the only interesting thing about Tchaikovsky.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

275
Okay. That's all I needed to know. Crab is off the list.
Posted by: Ladyl


Do you eat bacon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (aKsyK)

276 "I've read that the majority of cops never arrest anyone in their careers"

Ideally, cops would be able to defuse the situations they encounter. My grandfather and uncle were military-police, Eritrea (then Hebron) and Northern Ireland respectively. I'm told they both did okay at it. Didn't have to do too many arrests.

Once there's an arrest, especially in a shithole like Hebron or Belfast, all the Community Leaders spill out alleging racism or some shit like that. And G-d help us all if a shot is fired.

If there's an arrest, something bad happened. Comments about "ugh, paperwork" aside.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (ykYG2)

277 271 keep dumping that manilow shit on us, hall of shame my friend. no mention of dave mustaine? wtf?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

Was it his birthday today?
Hm? Hm? Hm?

You're just pissy because your Lt Governor is a tax dodging pond scum sucking weasel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

278 Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (K3B2k)

What are "kelties"?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 17, 2019 10:57 PM (uquGJ)

279 My father, a survivor of the battle of Iwo Jima,

My uncle was at Pearl Harbor and Saipan. Didn't know about the crabs. The kids today are triggered and need rooms with puppies and stuffed animals?

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:58 PM (K22Va)

280 i'm pissy? the hell? i've never, ever, been pissy. also, birthdays suck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

281 Okay. That's all I needed to know. Crab is off the list.



...
Do you eat bacon?


And the cows.

My God.

The cows.




Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 10:58 PM (LL1Be)

282
Do you eat bacon?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (aKsyK)


Of course. I'm an 'Ette!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

283 280 i'm pissy? the hell? i've never, ever, been pissy. also, birthdays suck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)



LOL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

284 Taylor Swift went to high school with my friends daughter

she was in no way a good Christian girl then, and a total wackjob

I don't actually think she's changed at all

she wanted to be famous, and she succeeded. end of story. the whole time she was just selling whatever she thought would get her there.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (Rarvo)

285 He talked about Tchaikovsky being a homosexual, of course. Because that is the only interesting thing about Tchaikovsky.

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A guy in the ballet business is homo? Get outta town!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (+y/Ru)

286 Cows?

Ford Prefect, "well don't you want to meet the meat?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (CSYCT)

287 Kelties are a scalloped leather flap at the bottom end of the boot tongue designed to block welding sparks from getting into and burning the tongue proper.

Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (K3B2k)

288 Do you eat bacon?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (aKsyK)

Of course. I'm an 'Ette!
Posted by: Ladyl

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But no meat with a bone in it IIRC.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (Y4EXg)

289 Buchanan was gay. Yeah, I've been hearing that for a number of years. If he was, well at least he kept it to himself.

Why do people these days think everyone wants to know about what they do in private?

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 11:00 PM (RfzVr)

290 Marijuana is not alcohol. Alcohol is not marijuana. There are populations in which ethanol is known to have a higher than average addictive effect, but otherwise alcohol has a pretty well understood dose related adverse effect on human organ systems. Marijuana is not as well understood, and there are subjects ( people) who will have an adverse result with marijuana, especially as regards neural/behavioral toxicity. THC is not an innocuous substance.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (gSgAd)

291

But no meat with a bone in it IIRC.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (Y4EXg)


You have a great memory. No bones. Ever.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

292 dave mustaine,diagnosed with throat cancer. that sucks.
my father would not eat crab to save his ass. ww2 navy. inever asked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

293 what BlackOrchid said.
I would propose that almost anyone who gets into show business, or politics, is damaged.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (ykYG2)

294 When I was a teenager, I was an extremely heavy user of marijuana. As I got older and had more responsibilities, I cut back more and more until it was gone.

I tried opioids during my many injuries, but never got addicted, or even thought of it. I watched a lot of people I knew get pretty sideways on the stuff. Some recovered, most didn't.

IOW, I used a lot of weed and had plenty of access to opioids, as a student athlete - and I didn't start abusing those drugs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 10:52 PM (n6XaE)

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#MeToo in college. I smoked weed probably on average 3 times a week for 4 years straight. Not once did I even have the thought of trying anything heavier. And neither did nay of my stoner buddies. The gateway drug thing is pure bullshit.

And we also all became sucessful and evil rich white guys, putting to bed the myth that pot causes long term damage and fucks up lives. My roommate one year who smoked literally every day and every night and every afternoon, went on to become one the best lawyers in his state.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (FiUMj)

295 Yeah, and so was Jesus, Ghandi, Hitler and Barney the Fucking Dinosaur.

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I dunno... I think Buchanan was queer. But I care more that he was one of history's worst leaders.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (n6XaE)

296 -
--
Thompsons! Get your red hot Thompsons here!



https://bit.ly/31H6CIS



Fun fact: the CEO of this company is the son of the Reverend Moon.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM

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Kahr or Classic?

Posted by: irright at June 17, 2019 11:02 PM (RVcmP)

297

Dad was a jarhead on Guam and mentioned lots of crabs. I was there 30 years later and saw more toads than crabs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 11:02 PM (aKsyK)

298 a bright-eyed country songwriting phenom


Trust me, she was a snotty bitch back then, too.


Her parents are (or were) actually quite nice people. I used to frequent a bar and grill at which they were also regular patrons.

Posted by: Bert G at June 17, 2019 11:03 PM (OMsf+)

299 That reminds me of a conversation with my wife a couple months ago. (it was a bad day for her, health wasn't great, other complications) So she was mad that I didn't tell her something, demanded to know why, and I said that i was worried it would just piss her off, and what good was that. So she demanded to know why I thought it would piss her off, and I (unwisely) said 'because right now everything pisses you off." And so without any self awareness, she yelled "HOW DARE YOU SAY EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF! THAT PISSES ME OFF!" and then got even madder when I wanted to laugh.

I finally got control of myself and made up some lies to apologize for what I hadn't done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 11:04 PM (V2Yro)

300 275


Okay. That's all I needed to know. Crab is off the list.

Posted by: Ladyl



Do you eat bacon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (aKsyK)


Want bacon?

Posted by: Wu at June 17, 2019 11:04 PM (geIq4)

301 who cares what prezzy was gay? look at their accomplishments. there are a few who stand out. most were fucking self serving gasbags.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

302 A guy in the ballet business is homo? Get outta town!

Just ask me about my daughter by Jessica Lange.

Posted by: Mikhail Baryshnikov at June 17, 2019 11:05 PM (pPNCa)

303 301 who cares what prezzy was gay? look at their accomplishments. there are a few who stand out. most were fucking self serving gasbags.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

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I was gay AND a sel serving gasbag.

Posted by: Barry O at June 17, 2019 11:05 PM (FiUMj)

304 Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (Rarvo)

Hey, I'm not saying she was a great person to begin with. She was clearly always super image conscious, and very shrewd. But her misery and darkness is just palpable now. She kept it very well under wraps if it was always there.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 11:06 PM (uEbPt)

305 Well, I'm still eating smallies and crab. Fuck it. Easier than cleaning and cooking octopussy.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:06 PM (K22Va)

306 Yeah, and so was Jesus, Ghandi, Hitler and Barney the Fucking Dinosaur.

The Gay Mafia will never ever ever ever stop trying to justify it's sick perversion.
Posted by: mikeyG
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The Apostle Paul.

Posted by: Bishop John Spong at June 17, 2019 11:06 PM (YvUf/)

307 The Apostle Paul.
Posted by: Bishop John Spong at June 17, 2019 11:06 PM (YvUf/)

Oh come on, that bug-eyed Jew?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (V2Yro)

308 It's always fun when left-wing historians claim that Hitler's suppression of the SA (the brownshirts) was an act of anti-gay violence, because much of the leadership of the SA was homosexual.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (I2/tG)

309 She kept it very well under wraps if it was always there.

probably that's exactly what she did

energy has waned a little bit for her

and the "newness" has worn off

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (Rarvo)

310 OK Hordelings, it's BefoBo here at stately Casa Backwardio.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (HaL55)

311 303; yes you were. we may never recover, thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (KP5rU)

312 I was the first black, first gay and first communist president.

Posted by: Barry O at June 17, 2019 11:08 PM (FiUMj)

313 8:10 and the sun is still still shining brightly I love this time of year.

Posted by: Barry O at June 17, 2019 11:09 PM (FiUMj)

314 Off Barry O sock

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:12 PM (FiUMj)

315 Hey everybody.

Taking guitar lessons, but progress is slow... :-P

https://tinyurl.com/y2jk423n

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:13 PM (miE9U)

316 I don't think I'd like to be a cop in Butt Edge Edges' town these days.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:13 PM (K22Va)

317 Those pink Barry socks are difficult to peel off

Posted by: Reggie! at June 17, 2019 11:13 PM (ykYG2)

318
Why do people these days think everyone wants to know about what they do in private?


Perhaps because they accomplish nothing in their public lives?

On somewhat of a tangent, I am convinced that statists / globalists must run games of statist / globalist bingo. I have an acquaintance from HS who will regularly post simplistic admonitions against folks / countries going against the hive mind's party line.

Brexit? ... don't go

The English still have road signs with distances in furlongs? ... worldwide adoption of the metric system will be a tremendous benefit for us all

I'm to the point where he disappoints me if he doesn't come across with one of his pathetic bon mots when an opportunity presents itself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 11:14 PM (dPMBY)

319 So now that she's got rich and famous off the Christian conservatives who launched her into the stratosphere, she's fully "woke" and wants to savage them in return. And all she is now is just an uninformed typical hollywood dumbo using her cash and influence to peddle the lies of others... and the light is completely gone from her eyes. She's talking rainbows, but now just radiates misery and darkness.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 10:55 PM (uEbPt)

--Since leftoids love to deem people homo on minimal evidence, I've read a conspiracy theory that Swift's in the closet and she went TDS to stave off blackmail.

So there.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:16 PM (XAYDB)

320 It's funny.

I have a family member who is an extremist ProgCommie. Bitch can't argue a point to save her life (too stupid), has had 3 fucked up marriages - one husband killed himself and the latest baby daddy abandoned her due to his drug addiction - invested her money in a useless bachelor's and eventually an unaccredited useless graduate degree in SJW bullshit and has locked herself into a contract position for the last 4 years that pays a whopping 42k per year. She has no prospects, no retirement, no relationships that matter other than warping her 12 yo kid - who can't wait to ditch her and run.

But somehow she feels 100% justified in telling me and everyone else she meets how they should live and what they should think , say and do.
Because she is a member of the Big Enlightened Progtard Club you see. Can't afford to eat, pay the rent or feed her kid, but hey -" Social Justice ", you haterz.

See that's why I say fuck the homo propaganda about " born that way ". Life is a bunch of choices.Make good ones, time-tested and rational and you can be reasonably happy.

If you are a stubborn asshole , Life will continue your hard lessons until you are dead.

Progs waste their entire lives fighting Life's "unfairness".

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 11:16 PM (LL1Be)

321 Doing a quick driveby on the ONT. You're welcome, peasants.

And just a friendly reminder to our progressive friends: When demonstrably corrupt, stupid liars want to create commissions to study things...you are being played. Again. Quit falling for it. Sheila Jackson Lee wants prosperity and freedom in Black America like I want success for the Auburn Tigers.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2019 11:16 PM (ETnOl)

322 I don't think I'd like to be a cop in Butt Edge Edges' town these days.

Not even a ghey cop?

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 11:16 PM (pPNCa)

323 That Buttglug guy is really focused on being teh ghey, isn't he? If he's elected will he have a little time for, you know, actual presidenting?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:17 PM (9SkN+)

324 qdpsteve - link broken
but keep up with guitar!
do simple to start.. simple strumming on songs you know..
take a chord.. and just strum the shit out of it.. vary it up.. just stay on one chord..
you'll get there!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 11:18 PM (438dO)

325 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:13 PM (miE9U)


Keep working on it

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at June 17, 2019 11:19 PM (aA3+G)

326
Oh come on, that bug-eyed Jew?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (V2Yro)

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Don't forget the game leg.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:19 PM (9SkN+)

327 buttgig plays a mean fucking keyboard. him and beto would make a great traveling shitshow for aging phucktards. probably could lube up those aging penis garages.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

328
That Buttglug guy is really focused on being teh ghey, isn't he? If he's
elected will he have a little time for, you know, actual presidenting?

Posted by: Cicero

...............
I wanna see Trump in a debate asking if America is ready for the gay Prezzy to be taking it up the pooper in the Lincoln Bedroom!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 11:20 PM (438dO)

329 That Buttglug guy is really focused on being teh ghey, isn't he?

What else does he have? He'd just be the wimpy son of a Marxist academic otherwise.

Vote for me! I have sex with other men!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 11:20 PM (I2/tG)

330 Put that damn rainbow on the griddle now because I got your LGBT butter and lemon squeezings RIGHT HERE, BITCHES!

Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2019 11:20 PM (kLDv+)

331 take a chord.. and just strum the shit out of it.. vary it up.. just stay on one chord..
you'll get there!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 11:18 PM

--

Take a sad song
And make it be-etter
Remember to let it under your skin
Then you'll begin
To make it better

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 17, 2019 11:20 PM (dm05u)

332 buttgig plays a mean fucking keyboard

He is the Zamfir of the skin-flute.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 11:21 PM (LL1Be)

333
I don't think I'd like to be a cop in Butt Edge Edges' town these days.

Not even a ghey cop?
Posted by: Basement Cat


I don't think the "black community" cares much about ghey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 11:21 PM (aKsyK)

334
327 buttgig plays a mean fucking keyboard. him and beto would make a great traveling shitshow for aging phucktards


Once they name their ensemble "Penis Mightier" and it's nothing but gold, solid gold, Jerry!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 11:21 PM (dPMBY)

335 Chi-Town and zombie Frank, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:21 PM (miE9U)

336 buttgig plays a mean fucking keyboard

He is the Zamfir of the skin-flute.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 11:21 PM (LL1Be)

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Rumor has it that his husband has a vuvuzela.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:22 PM (9SkN+)

337 I wanna see Trump in a debate asking if America is
ready for the gay Prezzy to be taking it up the pooper in the Lincoln
Bedroom!



Hand me that soup ladle , I need to wipe my ass!


Posted by: Presidential Candidate Pete Buttplug at June 17, 2019 11:22 PM (LL1Be)

338 It's always fun when left-wing historians claim that Hitler's suppression of the SA (the brownshirts) was an act of anti-gay violence, because much of the leadership of the SA was homosexual.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (I2/tG)

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Is this a thing that's happening? Yer fuckin' kidding me.

The early Nazi Party was mostly dedicated young kids hanging out at bars. Most of them were SA, uniformed or not.

They were students, crooks, maniacs, homos, and any other kind of lost misfit with an inclination toward street violence.

Ernst Roehm was a predatory homosexual, and ran an officer corps that reflected that to a certain degree. But when Himmler and Goering sent the SS to destroy the SA leadership, they did it for their own self-enrichment, and to make good on Hitler's promise to roll SA rank-and-file into German uniforms.

Roehm may have been the only officer Hitler ever genuinely liked, aside from Heydrich. He only dogged on him for being gay because it was convenient.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (n6XaE)

339 Gorgeous rainbow, and the net looks like one of the custom beauties by Superior Floats.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (4ZE6o)

340 What kind of certification does a fecal transplant technician need? A turd degree?

Posted by: Nosmo King at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (mvenn)

341 Chi-Town and zombie Frank, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve
.... welcome!
VMom above has a great suggestion...
Take a chord from something you like.. Hey Jude.. jam the shit out of it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (438dO)

342 >>>Rumor has it that his husband has a vuvuzela.


Bawahhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)

343 Not even a ghey cop?

I don't think that would even help cops that shoot criminals in South Bend until Booty edge is out.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:24 PM (K22Va)

344 337: that's it we're done here. you win the intertubes for tonite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:24 PM (KP5rU)

345 So this next election, we're gonna have to vote to prove how post-homophobic we've become?

I can't wait.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 11:24 PM (4ZE6o)

346 I have a feeling circa will be a Louisville fan tomorrow.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:24 PM (XAYDB)

347 Forgotten '80's song: https://youtu.be/62GNQ1h-W14
If you ever heard it, I can pretty much guarantee you've forgotten it by now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 17, 2019 11:25 PM (0bu2O)

348 What kind of certification does a fecal transplant technician need? A turd degree?
Posted by: Nosmo King at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (mvenn)


That's what the NYPD gives bad guys in noir films.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 11:25 PM (aS1PU)

349 >>> 258 I met some antifa people from SF and rogue river, Oregon while working at a fire refugee camp in Chico, Ca. They were co-opting young socialist driven college students.

One guy was very chrismatic and a leader. Both late 20's. The other was a co leader but very closed off and not interested in explaining his ideology. He was a mechanical engineer. And a True Believer. Both were true believers in the Maoist approach.

The rogue river valley crew struck me as Marxists via IRA types. All of that group wore expensive leatherwork boots with kelties on the boot tongues. Odd welder boots for socialist 20 somethings.

Takeaway: do not underestimate these people.
Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (K3B2k)

Smile, nod; remember their names if you get them, or take pictures.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2019 11:25 PM (0ReGO)

350 Chi-Town, thanks.
I'm taking the Fender lessons. They say they'll start by teaching you Satisfaction by the Stones.

I can't even figure out yet how you get the second chord (?) in that song yet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:26 PM (miE9U)

351 ---

Posted by: --- at June 17, 2019 11:26 PM (Bjx2X)

352 So this next election, we're gonna have to vote to prove how post-homophobic we've become?



I can't wait.


I'm voting Trump, because I believe a gay man can accept defeat without crying. If you disagree with me it's because you're a homophobe who thinks gay men are emotionally overwrought and weak.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 17, 2019 11:27 PM (0bu2O)

353 a

Posted by: a at June 17, 2019 11:27 PM (t5m5e)

354 boo

Posted by: citizenslave at June 17, 2019 11:28 PM (M5zLO)

355 I'm learning the Jimmy Cox 1923 ragtime-blues piece, "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out," in the key of C, fingerpicked on a guitar, with 8-bar rounds and nice solos.

I am hoping Buttplug plays it at his campaign stops.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 11:30 PM (4ZE6o)

356 hoover, probably gay.
JEF. married to a tranny, loves the bathouses.
so at least two

Posted by: citizenslave at June 17, 2019 11:30 PM (M5zLO)

357 Word is that Ernst Roehm looked pretty fascist in assless lederhosen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:30 PM (9SkN+)

358 Did about 40 comments just vanish?

Posted by: QQQ at June 17, 2019 11:31 PM (Bjx2X)

359 356 hoover, probably gay.

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J. Edgar?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:31 PM (9SkN+)

360 Ensign Chekov just got seduced by Harry Mudd's sexbots.

That was 50 years ago. Where has the time gone?

Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2019 11:32 PM (JoR58)

361 359: nah, the vacuum cleaner dude.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

362 hoover, probably gay.


******

The vacuum cleaner guy? Well, that sucks!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 11:33 PM (mvenn)

363 I can't even figure out yet how you get the second chord (?) in that song yet.

Stay with it man. The good thing about today is everything is in tune. Old days records played slow/fast and a tuning fork didn't really do it like modern tuners now. You can hear it better now. Also, open tunings opened up a lot for me.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:34 PM (K22Va)

364 Kelties on boot tongues = logger boots. Huge camps up in the clearcut swaths up around Rogue River. Chainsaws with 48-inch bars and longer.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 11:34 PM (4ZE6o)

365 @338

Also, hitler was gay and had a micropenis, and also super gay!!111!1!!1 so homophobia is ok when you say hitler was gay.Alos, he was a pedophile. Which is ok, if you are a liberal professor. But only if you are a liberal.


"That's not how it works... that's not how any of this works" -old lady in commercial

Posted by: citizenslave at June 17, 2019 11:35 PM (M5zLO)

366 The vacuum cleaner guy? Well, that sucks!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 11:33 PM (mvenn)

She's gone from suck to blow!

Posted by: Barff at June 17, 2019 11:36 PM (XAYDB)

367
The Sandlot
is on AMC. Never having seen it before, I'm booking to watch it. Later.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 11:37 PM (dPMBY)

368 hoover, probably gay.
******
The vacuum cleaner guy? Well, that sucks!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 11:33 PM (mvenn)

It had to be said...

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 11:37 PM (UoOyP)

369 Thanks for the ONT.

To quote myself: who gives a shit if past presidents were gay or not? The only thing that matters is if they were jackwagons or not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 17, 2019 11:39 PM (2B9A/)

370 The Sandlot is on AMC. Never having seen it before, I'm booking to watch it. Later.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 11:37 PM (dPMBY)

--It's a classic. I can't count how many times I've watched it.

Never saw the sequel, though. Yeesh, talk about a movie that didn't need a sequel at all.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:40 PM (XAYDB)

371 Test, if you see this I passed.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 11:43 PM (UoOyP)

372 Test, if you see this I passed.
Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 11:43 PM (UoOyP)


Good thing this place grades on a curve

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at June 17, 2019 11:43 PM (aA3+G)

373 Buchannan: gay or just liked the quiet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 17, 2019 11:43 PM (2B9A/)

374 Never saw the sequel, though. Yeesh, talk about a movie that didn't need a sequel at all.
Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:40 PM (XAYDB)

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Right?

Posted by: Wayne's World at June 17, 2019 11:44 PM (FiUMj)

375 I should be sitting in a boat wetting a line right now.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:44 PM (K22Va)

376 Mike Myers had a few of those. Did we need a second Austin Powers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 17, 2019 11:45 PM (2B9A/)

377 Notice also how leftoids luuuuuuv Teh Islam but got so defensive when Baraka was called a carpet-kisser?

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:47 PM (XAYDB)

378 My wife and kids are away for a few days...just me and the dogs at home sitting outside on the decck, on a beautiful summer evening as the sun is going down, with some beer.

Aaaaaahhhhhhh......

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:47 PM (FiUMj)

379 I can't even remember the Austin Powers sequels. I saw them but I'll be damned if I remember anything about them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:49 PM (FiUMj)

380 Lurking, sounds like a Corona commercial.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:49 PM (miE9U)

381 376 Mike Myers had a few of those. Did we need a second Austin Powers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 17, 2019 11:45 PM (2B9A/)

--At least the second one had Mini Me and Fat Bastard.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:49 PM (XAYDB)

382 Kind of my point. Heather Graham was in one?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 17, 2019 11:49 PM (2B9A/)

383 380 Lurking, sounds like a Corona commercial.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:49 PM (miE9U)

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Heh. Yeah kinda. Although I'm about 500 miles from the ocean. Still.....pretty damn nice setting right now.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:50 PM (FiUMj)

384 I saw Goldmember at a drive in with my GF at the time. It was the first time I had ever been to a drive in and we went just for the hell of it. I remember that much. The movie....not much to remember

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:51 PM (FiUMj)

385 Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:34 PM (K22Va)

If you're serious about moving drop me a line at the petmorons at gmail

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at June 17, 2019 11:52 PM (aA3+G)

386 .just me and the dogs at home sitting outside on the decck, on a beautiful summer evening as the sun is going down, with some beer.

Aaaaaahhhhhhh......

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


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I hear ya brother! If it weren't so damn damp and rainy here today I'd be doing the same. But I'm stuck inside with a couple fingers of Crown, doggie and wife hanging out across the room. Enjoy!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 11:52 PM (mvenn)

387 If you're serious about moving drop me a line at the petmorons at gmail

Thank you sir, i will.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:54 PM (K22Va)

388 Wasn't Buchanan gay? And he sucked as a President, although that had nothing to do with him being gay.

Fun Fact: historians realized about 5-10 years ago (maybe a bit longer) that he's wearing ass-less leather chaps in his official Presidential portrait.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at June 17, 2019 11:54 PM (qHJDl)

389
Ha! You can all lament the changing demographics, while I profit on lifestyle publishing:

https://i.___ur.com/x7a6WThh.jpg

Posted by: Northeastern Plutocrat at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (9PqE2)

390
It was a scorcher today. 89F or so, and the humilarity was way up as well. I borrowed that neighbors post hole auger as I was going on about. Damn thing was a bitch to hook up. No top link, it just hooks right into the bracket and then the lower link hitch thing just pivots.

Anyway, after getting that hooked up, I inhaled a whole quart of Gatorade in less than 5 minutes. It's been a long time since I got warm enough to do that.

Then I dug 28 holes with it. Miley was a big help laying it off.

This thing is an 8" auger. Did the trick nicely.

Then we went to town and got a load of lumber which we'll slap up tomorrow, weather permitting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (NMAzL)

391 qdpsteve-

how long have you been taking up guitar? I plink around a little- three chords and a cloud of dust type stuff. I'm not very good, nevertheless I persisted.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (mvenn)

392 The Stalin Society of North America defends Stalin from changes that he was anti-ghey:

The fact that homosexuality was criminally sanctioned under Soviet law is something that is often thrown in the face of communists in general, and used to "discredit" Comrade Stalin in particular. Indeed, "Stalin hated gays" is something I've seen posted online numerous times by trots and anarchists. I doubt Stalin ever wrote or spoke a single public word on the matter. In any event, such an accusation is by, its very nature, decontextualized and misleading. What needs to be stated is that Soviet legal and medical opinion on this question was no different than what was generally accepted in the world at large, namely, that homosexuality was a psycho-sexual disorder, a form of mental illness.

But not to worry:

Today, there is not a single communist worthy of the name who does not whole-heartedly support gay rights.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (I2/tG)

393 Fun Fact: historians realized about 5-10 years ago (maybe a bit longer) that he's wearing ass-less leather chaps in his official Presidential portrait.

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So then Shitnozzle wasn't the first to use that gambit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (9SkN+)

394 The more I explore the paranormal, the more I'm convinced I belong there. So if you don't see my boring posts, maybe something happened. But don't worry, please.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2019 11:57 PM (l9m7l)

395 It looks as though Ladyl has gone to dreamland, but I'm saying a Tennis Warrior prayer for her!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 17, 2019 11:58 PM (NMAzL)

396 394 The more I explore the paranormal, the more I'm convinced I belong there. So if you don't see my boring posts, maybe something happened. But don't worry, please.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2019 11:57 PM (l9m7l)

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What should we recognize as a sign from beyond the veil?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:58 PM (9SkN+)

397 If the "gerbil worming" predictions are true, the cognac vintners don't want hardier grapes (which can better tolerate frost), they want "pansy-er" grapes, that need sub-tropical conditions in which to mature.

But it's all bullshit, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2019 11:58 PM (WG6O9)

398 Ok, let's get fucked up.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:00 AM (K22Va)

399 Anyway, after getting that hooked up, I inhaled a
whole quart of Gatorade in less than 5 minutes. It's been a long time
since I got warm enough to do that.



Then I dug 28 holes with it. Miley was a big help laying it off.



This thing is an 8" auger. Did the trick nicely.



Then we went to town and got a load of lumber which we'll slap up tomorrow, weather permitting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (NMAzL)
I sure am glad we didn't have to dig 28 more holes by hand! As it is, we'll need the post hole digger to clear out the remaining loose dirt at the bottom of the holes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2019 12:00 AM (NMAzL)

400 394 The more I explore the paranormal, the more I'm convinced I belong there.

[...]

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2019 11:57 PM (l9m7l)

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Belong where?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 18, 2019 12:02 AM (t5m5e)

401
Yet another American dead in the Dominican Republic, and a group of high school seniors fell ill after eating at one of the restaurants.

The dead guy was at a different resort than the others, so this sort of bolsters the theory that it may be contaminated boot leg booze.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2019 12:03 AM (NMAzL)

402

Forgot to post the link to the DM piece:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7151881

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2019 12:03 AM (NMAzL)

403 But it's all bullshit, anyway.

Did you see the Seattle Times article claiming that Seattle would soon have heat waves in the summer that would kill hundreds of people?

For anyone familiar with Seattle's climate, you could increase Seattle's summer temperatures by 10F, and people still aren't going to be dying from it.

Cliff Mass, a meteorologist at the University of Washington, and a brave man, took the Seattle Times article apart. He got comments stating that even if what he said is true, he should shut up about it, since he is giving aid and comfort to the evil climate deniers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 12:04 AM (I2/tG)

404 Today, there is not a single communist worthy of the name who does not whole-heartedly support gay rights.


Yep, right up to the point when the don't. Then its gays to the gulags.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2019 12:06 AM (ugtXL)

405 Answer: I don't know.
Wish I did, it would make things easier.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2019 12:06 AM (l9m7l)

406 I sure am glad we didn't have to dig 28 more holes by hand!

*******

When I put in the field fence around our cabin i put in 22 post holes for the corner braces- all by hand with a post hole digger. It was a couple month long project all told. The post holes were all ~24-30" deep. My 14 year old grandson offered to help. He managed about six inches in one hole before deciding he had had enough.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:06 AM (mvenn)

407 I've known a fair amount of teh gheys over the years. Most of them are just regular dudes whose sexual preference doesn't define them. I had a gay couple as neighbors, worked with several gay peeps, have a 2nd cousing who is gay and married. My experience has generally been that they are just normal peeps who don't live their lives as a GAY PERSON, but being gay is just one of their characteristics.

The cousin's husband had a pretty fucked up life, disowned by his family, got on drugs, a real mess. But got through it all. Nicest guy you'll ever meet. My kids love him. Oh and they also have a bunch of guns and are quasi-gun-nuts. Go figure.

I hate the "YOU WILL CARE" bullshit we're dealing with. But I also hate the hatred I see towards gay people.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:06 AM (FiUMj)

408 I hate the "YOU WILL CARE" bullshit we're dealing with. But I also hate the hatred I see towards gay people.

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The irony is that the rainbow fascists are burning up any feeling of tolerance on the part of the normals. My own attitude has moved from live and let live to STFU.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 12:08 AM (9SkN+)

409 re: Seattle

Most Seattle-ites love to tell you they don't have A/C because the climate is so perfect in summer. So a few degrees hotter will KILL people? LOL. Uhm no. It will make it maybe a little uncomfortable and people will get A/C in their houses.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (FiUMj)

410 Yet another American dead in the Dominican Republic, and a group of high
school seniors fell ill after eating at one of the restaurants.

50 or so Parrot Head Jimmy Buffet fans got sick too. It's sounding more and more like "all inclusives"are thinning the booze out with God knows what to make a profit.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (K22Va)

411 Then its gays to the gulags.

Like the Cuban camps for HIV-positive homosexuals.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (I2/tG)

412 LMAO finally saw the video of drunk Brett Hull singing "Gloria"



Lots of wasted Canadians the past few days.

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (XAYDB)

413 The more I explore the paranormal, the more I'm convinced I belong there. So if you don't see my boring posts, maybe something happened. But don't worry, please.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2019 11:57 PM (l9m7l)
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Paranormal is the fruit of the unexplained. You've got telepathy, extrasensory perception, spiritualism, ghost hunting, cryptozoology, and ufology to name a few.

Posted by: dDan at June 18, 2019 12:10 AM (hwYmz)

414 --And South Bend is a shithole.


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Is there a North Bend?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:11 AM (FiUMj)

415 environmental racism

WTF? Go away, just go away now.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (RfzVr)

More fucking bullshit. Back in the 1980's there was a big to-do with the "Lubicon Lake Cree Indian Band" complete with their imported Chicago agitator. They wanted oil royalties from production on their "ancestral lands". I'm putting this all in scare quotes, because there never was such an Indian band. All the Indians involved were originally under one of the existing treaties.

Well, the Lubicon turds mostly lived in a town called Little Buffalo, and I passed by there one fine day between Christmas and New Years, riding shotgun seat in the cab of a seismic recording truck (a Ford F600, if you must know, with 4-wheel drive, too). The highway passed right by the garbage dump provided by the Province of Alberta to serve the town of Little Buffalo, and the access to the town itself. We could tell we were getting close to Little Buffalo by all the trash in the ditches on both sides of the road between the dump and the town access road. Lazy, worthless fuckers could even drive 3-4 miles to throw their trash in the dump. It was a hideous mess.

So don't blow smoke up my ass about "first nations" being good stewards of the environment. That's just bullshit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:12 AM (WG6O9)

416 412 LMAO finally saw the video of drunk Brett Hull singing "Gloria"



Lots of wasted Canadians the past few days.
Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (XAYDB)

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Brett Hull is a Yankee.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

417 The more I explore the paranormal, the more I'm convinced I belong there. So if you don't see my boring posts, maybe something happened. But don't worry, please.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2019 11:57 PM (l9m7l)

Come on Beck. We've been through this. Someone here has your contact info. If I had it I'd call or email you right now. I can't convince you of shit - and I KNOW the world can be a bloody hellhole of a swirling miasma of shit - and the human mind is very good at playing these little tricks on us, fooling us - but I GUARANTEE the world is never so dark as it looks in these moments.

To this day, I'm always so happy whenever I see your name appear here. That's the honest to God truth.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:14 AM (uEbPt)

418 Shouldn't the firstest of first nations get to take everyone elses stuff?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 18, 2019 12:14 AM (gSgAd)

419 Have an interview tomorrow with an oil and gas firm here in Houston. I had a mock interview with the outplacement rep today and he said I did very well. Just tighten my presentation some. But I have experience with just about everything in the job description, plus being technically accomplished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (Wx/+I)

Good luck to you, Hadrian!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:15 AM (WG6O9)

420 >>>Is there a North Bend?

I believe they would be called Tops not north bends

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at June 18, 2019 12:15 AM (aA3+G)

421 @413 - it explains so much. Everything, really. And none of it has anything to do with the stupid sex crap. No homos, no trans. Well, not the "accepted" definition of "trans" anyway. Pretty sure the aliens don't fool around with feelings and crap.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2019 12:16 AM (l9m7l)

422 It is the third world polluting, but the World Citizens blame and punish us.

JD Rockefeller saved the whales.

I didn't know we were still doing phrasing.

I also thought "Chez Dildo" was the preferred idiom.

Firefox causes line breaks to be removed from posts unless they are doubled. This causes problems with legibility, and worse, interferes with posting links as the removal of breaks around a link causes pixiy's hamsters to vomit up the annoying "long text strings are annoying and break the margins" error.

Or maybe that error is about my posts in general.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 12:17 AM (JkygK)

423 Wait. So if I doublespace my posts, I don't have to copy and paste them to and from Notepad?

Really?

Are you absolutely sure about this?

Because I've been doing that for a year and it's annoying in the extreme.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:18 AM (uEbPt)

424 Best comment: "He's no longer Golden Brett. He's now Golden Draft"

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:18 AM (XAYDB)

425 Brett Hull is a Yankee.

His father and other Blackhawks used to live near here. One of the highlights of my life was to get my hair cut at Remo's in the chair next to Stan Makita.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:18 AM (K22Va)

426 403

Did you see the Seattle Times article claiming that Seattle would soon have heat waves in the summer that would kill hundreds of people?

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Instead, a summer shit wave will kill hundreds of people. A shitnami tidal wave of hobo shit. Typhus, hepatitis, plague. The city will drown in the undershit of that wave.

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2019 12:19 AM (t5m5e)

427 142 Has Gaylord made Morsi's death about himself yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (CSYCT)

Text from Barry: Selfies in front of the body! LOL!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 18, 2019 12:19 AM (1FhAQ)

428 Open tunings are great, there are of course a gazillion different tunes in standard EADGBE tuning, but it's really fun to try drop D, double drop D, DADGAD, etc. Open G and you can soumd like Keef. Open D with a Capo on the 2, instant Open E

Get yourself a Capo for sure. You'll know you're hooked on guitar when you realize you need 2 or 3, to leave them in alternate tunings permanently.

Start practicing finger style, Travis Picking.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 12:19 AM (opOaq)

429 LOL. That one worked but who the shit knows why? The first time I tried posting it, it got rejected because of "long strings of unbroken text". Which of course didn't exist.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:20 AM (uEbPt)

430 Ok, let's get fucked up.
Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:00 AM (K22Va)

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Wish I could... not in the cards tonight. But I'll hit a shot of bourbon with ya, before I hit the hay...

*cheers*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 12:20 AM (n6XaE)

431 And since I don't know how to get in touch with Mrs. Vaughn it's time to hit the sack. Back to work tomorrow and hopefully I can stay upright.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 18, 2019 12:20 AM (1FhAQ)

432 403

Did you see the Seattle Times article claiming that Seattle would soon have heat waves in the summer that would kill hundreds of people?

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Instead, a summer shit wave will kill hundreds of people. A shitnami tidal wave of hobo waste. Infected rats.Typhus, hepatitis, plague. The city will drown in the undershit of that wave.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at June 18, 2019 12:20 AM (t5m5e)

433 Brett Hull is a Yankee.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

--Really? His dad was Canadian.

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:21 AM (XAYDB)

434 His father and other Blackhawks used to live near here. One of the highlights of my life was to get my hair cut at Remo's in the chair next to Stan Makita.
Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:18 AM (K22Va)

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Bringing back my Wayne's World reference a full 360!!

The horde is awesome like that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:21 AM (FiUMj)

435 433 Brett Hull is a Yankee.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

--Really? His dad was Canadian.
Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:21 AM (XAYDB)

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He's a dual citizen I believe.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:22 AM (FiUMj)

436
Wish I could... not in the cards tonight. But I'll hit a shot of bourbon with ya, before I hit the hay...



*cheers*

To you friend!

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:22 AM (K22Va)

437 Hey Muldoon!

I just got the thing a few days ago. Good deal at zZounds.

I guess I'm making progress. I can already (awkwardly) pick out the first riff of Satisfaction. (Just earlier today I noted I couldn't figure out how to get the notes, but now I have; it's the magic of holding down the strings on the neck.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:23 AM (miE9U)

438 Is there a North Bend?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:11 AM (FiUMj)

It is near Coos Bay, Oregon.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:23 AM (hSQmw)

439 That fish in the top pic is too pretty to eat.
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (htgmn)

Try me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:24 AM (WG6O9)

440 He's a dual citizen I believe.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:22 AM (FiUMj)

--As are most Hoser pro athletes and big entertainers . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:24 AM (XAYDB)

441 Nevada employers are going to get effed over in court when their employees test positive after an accident.

For instance....cops, doctors, EMTs, cabbies....you don't want them loaded to you.

Nevada. .... The state that is more loaded than the dice.

Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2019 12:24 AM (JoR58)

442 Brett played for Team USA, so yeah he's a Yank. But looking up on Wiki, he was born in Canadia, hence dual citizen.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:24 AM (FiUMj)

443
"All" means everything.

Including methanol and glycol.

Posted by: All Inclusive at June 18, 2019 12:24 AM (n6XaE)

444 doh

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:25 AM (hSQmw)

445 NO

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:25 AM (uEbPt)

Posted by: All Inclusive Except for italics at June 18, 2019 12:25 AM (n6XaE)

447 What music do you like, kindltot?

Posted by: The Barrel at June 18, 2019 12:25 AM (uEbPt)

448
LOL. That one worked but who the shit knows why? The first time I tried
posting it, it got rejected because of "long strings of unbroken text".
Which of course didn't exist.



I sometimes get that when I copy/paste something with an apostrophe in it. I replace it with another apostrophe and it works fine.


Pixy's beast is finicky.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 12:26 AM (0bu2O)

449 I hunger

Posted by: Teh Barrel at June 18, 2019 12:26 AM (XAYDB)

450 Really? His dad was Canadian

A lot of those 60's Blackhawks lived in a suburb of Chicago including his dad Bobby.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:26 AM (K22Va)

451 . (Just earlier today I noted I couldn't figure out how to get the notes, but now I have; it's the magic of holding down the strings on the neck.)

*****

Sounds like you're enjoying it. Like folks upthread said, stick with it. I find that keeping my fingers limber enough to play a few tunes is a good thing overall.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:26 AM (mvenn)

452 Muldoon, I'm finding my fingers are awfully stubby for the guitar. I can't seem to pluck or pick notes without almost always accidentally striking something nearby as well.

I guess I can figure it out. I learned to type well, after all. But yeah, thanks, and it's gonna take practice.

I got the advice today from a co-worker, stick with it every day, even if it's only for 10 minutes per.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:27 AM (miE9U)

453 All right, time to call it a night.

'Night, Horde!

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:27 AM (XAYDB)

454 --And South Bend is a shithole.

But then, the Dems want all of America like that, don't they?
Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (XAYDB)

Downtown South Bend is very nice, a few blocks of along the St. Joe river. And it was the corporate home of Studebaker, and Oliver Tractor, and South Bend Lathe, among other major manufacturers.

But it became a shithole, because those jobs went away, and the welfare came and settled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:27 AM (WG6O9)

455

If you parachute into the paranormal be sure to bring along a paralegal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2019 12:28 AM (aKsyK)

456 Bertram, I tried that once with a paralegal. She went paranoid.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:28 AM (miE9U)

457 . . . and a parabellum.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:29 AM (hSQmw)

458 I sometimes get that when I copy/paste something with an apostrophe in it. I replace it with another apostrophe and it works fine.


Pixy's beast is finicky.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 12:26 AM (0bu2O)


All I did was doublespace my post in Firefox. No copying or pasting or strange characters. Well other than myself.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:29 AM (uEbPt)

459 If you parachute into the paranormal be sure to bring along a paralegal.

*********

And a paramedic. (parenthetically)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:29 AM (mvenn)

460 . . . Bring some paragoric!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:30 AM (hSQmw)

461 452
Muldoon, I'm finding my fingers are awfully stubby for the guitar. I
can't seem to pluck or pick notes without almost always accidentally
striking something nearby as well.

Even if you have big fingers or can't seem to ring them clean without deadening others, don't be discouraged. Your fingers will figure it out a little slower than your mind does.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:32 AM (K22Va)

462 There used to be a visual joke about an -MD moiety added to a benzene ring in ortho- meta- and para- positions.

Paramedic
Metaphysician
Orthodox

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:32 AM (mvenn)

463
All I did was doublespace my post in Firefox. No copying or pasting or strange characters. Well other than myself.
Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:29 AM (uEbPt)

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Yeah. Sure. Tell it to the Intel Committee.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at June 18, 2019 12:32 AM (n6XaE)

464 Kindltot is going to need a para' sludgeproof jeans where he's at.

And steer clear of the bunghole. No, not that one; that one. Okay, maybe that one too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 12:33 AM (ykYG2)

465 I look at Chancellor M. (I don't want to come across as mean so I won't say her name) and I wonder if she ever had a sexual thought in her life -- straight, gay, bi, trans, Shetland ponies, anything. Probably thought that New Year's Eve party in Cologne was just young people having fun.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (ta49A)

There is a photograph on the 'net of her prancing around stark naked at an Ost-Deutsch version of a Strength Through Joy camp.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:34 AM (WG6O9)

466 dartist, thanks.
It's getting a bit better but it's gonna take time, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:34 AM (miE9U)

467 And on that nite, I'm out of here.

Endeavor to persevere, y'all.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:35 AM (mvenn)

468 LMAO finally saw the video of drunk Brett Hull singing "Gloria" 



Lots of wasted Canadians the past few days. 
Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (XAYDB) 

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Brett Hull is a Yankee.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

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My cousin was a room mate of Brett Hulls at Minnesota Duluth. He is a Canadian.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2019 12:36 AM (flINI)

469 If you need to escape the paranormal, I would suggest summoning a USAF Para-Rescue Team.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2019 12:36 AM (QzJWU)

470 Guitars & stubby fingers: Check out Tony McManus on YouTube sometime, I wouldn't say he has "stubby" fingers but he doesn't have slender fingers, his hands look like a blacksmith or meatcutter. He is phenomenal with all kinds of celtic music, and 64th triplets, unreal.

Doc Watson said "I don't really have guitar hands, but I liked the doggone thing so much I had to learn to pick some."

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 12:36 AM (opOaq)

471 Common Tater, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:37 AM (miE9U)

472 If only we could go back to a time when a person's accomplishments and legacy were based on their success and not on what they do in bed .

Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (wMHPW)


This gal gets it!

Posted by: Her Royal Heinous at June 18, 2019 12:38 AM (Y8PSl)

473 Seems to me that bismuth is being used for wheel weights these days. Am I wrong about that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:39 PM (2qPhT)

Looks to me like plastic, loaded with barite. Definitely non-metallic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:39 AM (WG6O9)

474 And on that nite, I'm out of here.



Endeavor to persevere, y'all.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:35 AM (mvenn)

always be on the watch for a purloined remuda. Sorry, endeavor to persevere sounded sophisticated and I just heard about purloined remudas today and had to use in a sentence.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 12:39 AM (n13/j)

475 Hey Horde, good luck tomorrow, Ladyl and Hogmartin good luck with the job interview.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2019 12:39 AM (a4EWo)

476 Meine kultur ist kaputt!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 18, 2019 12:39 AM (LGo6U)

477 466
dartist, thanks.

It's getting a bit better but it's gonna take time, true.

You're inspiring me to pick it up again.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:41 AM (K22Va)

478 dartist, I went ahead and signed up for Fender's online lessons for $10 a month.

They're not bad so far.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:46 AM (miE9U)

479 so... a manga of Shadow Out Of Time exists

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 12:47 AM (ykYG2)

480
I think June is now my least favorite month of the year. After seeing all these corporate logos "rainbowed" in deference to pride month, I just want July to get here already. My least favorite used to be August, don't like heat and am ready for Summer to end... but now its June, now the stupidest month of the year.

btw, can you impinge if they choose September to be Pride month? I'd have lol'd as the NFL would've had to endure the pressure campaign to have their players sport rainbow themed gear.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 18, 2019 12:48 AM (GtG/j)

481 @413 - it explains so much. Everything, really. And none of it has anything to do with the stupid sex crap. No homos, no trans. Well, not the "accepted" definition of "trans" anyway. Pretty sure the aliens don't fool around with feelings and crap.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2019 12:16 AM (l9m7l)
---------------

Appreciate response.

I'm about to take a nap before work:

Just remember, before you go there (wherever there is) that it might be a cookbook. After all, the word alien means.......

Posted by: dDan at June 18, 2019 12:50 AM (hwYmz)

482 I don't understand why the NFL has so fully embraced breast cancer as a cause while totally ignoring prostate cancer as a leading cause of death in men. Why can't they celebrate a month working to end all forms of cancer?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2019 12:53 AM (a4EWo)

483 THC is not an innocuous substance.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (gSgAd)

Uh-oh! Now you are gonna get schooled. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:53 AM (WG6O9)

484 Sinking an airplane to attract scuba tourism (as Turkey did) actually makes perfect sense. In Canada, British Columbia has sunk 5 (as I recall) navy ships, just to attract diver business. It works. I've made many trips up there and dove on most of them. They become artificial reefs and attract lots of life, besides being interesting structures to explore on their own.

Posted by: bradc at June 18, 2019 12:54 AM (tTrA7)

485 Just learned Dwight Yoakam has a lien of guitars with Epiphone, called the "Dwight Trash" Casino.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:54 AM (miE9U)

486 Just keep practicing Qdpsteve, progress is not linear, at least it isn't with me, this is what makes it frustrating, and probably why people give up too early.

Make sure the guitar is setup correctly. This means the strings height above the fretboard at the bridge and nut and everything in between is within specs. If too low it will buzz, if too high it is difficult to make the chords. Have it checked out by someone who knows what they are doing, if a guitar has a twisted neck the intonation will be off, and impossible to tune.

Check out "ShutUpAndPlay" on YT if you like 60s and 70s classic rock, or even if you don't. Andy is a great instructor.

What I've found is some tunes that I thought would be impossible for mere mortals to play, sometimes aren't too bad, particularly. They just soumd like they have a lot going on. Don't get me wrong, they are awesome tunes for a reason, they just aren't as technically demanding as one might think.

On the other hand, some pretty basic tunes with just a few chords can be very difficult to pull off well. As in years of practice. Really. Trust Me. It's all about the tone, and the vibe, the feel of a tune when you try to emulate a guitarist, most of the good ones, or maybe famous - have a distinctive tone, and can be recognized right away.

Ever notice when someone says "Oh yeah, that song's really easy" they can't play it for shit?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 12:56 AM (opOaq)

487 If you need to escape the paranormal, I would suggest summoning a USAF Para-Rescue Team.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Anything that arrives in a DAP gets my vote

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2019 12:56 AM (25Dt7)

488 i don't need to believe in the paranormal, i got all the demons i need right here. yay boulder.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 12:59 AM (ykYG2)

489 Common Tater, LOL and thanks for all the advice. I'll check out those YT videos.

I read recently that a lot of novice guitarists think the opening of Hendrix's Little Wing is easy to play. Then they try to play it. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:59 AM (miE9U)

490 I don't understand why the NFL has so fully embraced breast cancer as a cause while totally ignoring prostate cancer as a leading cause of death in men. Why can't they celebrate a month working to end all forms of cancer?
_____________

Because they want to force men to wear pink fucking ribbons, that's why. /jk

It's a form of virtue signaling. Check the block. I did my good deed for the day/week/year. My heart's in the right place, I "raise awareness" etc etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 01:00 AM (opOaq)

491 Uh-oh! Now you are gonna get schooled. LOL.

Heresy! The Sacred Herb is God's most perfect creation! It is perfectly safe and harmless!

Posted by: The Obnoxious Troll From Two Nights Ago at June 18, 2019 01:00 AM (I2/tG)

492
I don't understand why the NFL has so fully embraced breast cancer as a
cause while totally ignoring prostate cancer as a leading cause of death
in men. Why can't they celebrate a month working to end all forms of
cancer?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2019 12:53 AM (a4EWo)

As that minor characters in the overrated movie "Platoon" said, "It's politics man!".

I think it is fine they want to cure diseases and breast cancer is certainly one that needs a cure. Men get breast cancer too although you would not know it from the media. Women die more from heart disease than breast cancer, but heart disease doesn't get the gender identity cred. The world we live in is weird, I don't see how that changes.
I say cure ANY cancer right now, get it done, then move on to the next disease pronto.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:00 AM (n13/j)

493 Brett Hull is a Yankee.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

--Really? His dad was Canadian.
Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:21 AM (XAYDB)

I remember seeing Brett Hull play junior hockey in Kelowna, B.C.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 01:07 AM (WG6O9)

494 Is there a North Bend?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:11 AM (FiUMj)

It is near Coos Bay, Oregon.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:23 AM (hSQmw)

There is also a town by that name on the Fraser River in British Columbia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 01:09 AM (WG6O9)

495 i was reading about paul sandy, the 18th century english watercolorist and landscape painter (and c0-founder of the royal academy) and came across a review from a contemporary of one of his exhibits, who praised the "limpid light" in his paintings...

hmmm... "limpid"...

which led, of course, to "lime and limpid green" from astronomy domino, which led to youtube and the original "piper at the gates of dawn" recording followed by a live performance at the fillmore in san francisco from 1970. this was an hour-long performance recorded for free for a local tv station provided they broadcast it, they needed the publicity.

it sounded just like the record and it's to pink floyd's credit that they have always paid so much attention to the quality of their performances. for them, they are secondary to the music, while other bands are the point of the music so they can get on stage and just riff or something.,

anyways, it's david gilmore in that 1970 video and he wasn't even in pink floyd when the song was first recorded. they were that committed to the verity of the song. but here's my point - gilmore is playing a black stratocaster but it's not the famous "black strat" that featured in nearly all of his recordings and performances. that guitar was bought about a month later when the one in the video was stolen.

in any case, check out the video, it's fantastic. and check out the black strat and all the other guitars from gilmore's collection being sold at christies in new york on june 20.

my proustian story.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 18, 2019 01:10 AM (Pg+x7)

496 paul sandby not paul sandy. damn splchk.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 18, 2019 01:12 AM (Pg+x7)

497 Elbows.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2019 01:20 AM (Dh1wo)

498 re breast cancer and the NFL.

I have no problem with the NFL raising awareness. If that is their pet project, fine, good on them. But for some reason women are more afraid of breast cancer than heart disease though some estimates say heart disease is 5 times as deadly. And polls show women are more afraid of breast cancer than heart disease. Considering that we are in a media driven society, it stands to reason people are affected by what they see pushed on tv and the the net.

Again, of course we have to cure breast cancer. But do our media betters need to give the real facts so people don't overlook heart disease?
here are some links from some sites no one every called conservative.

self.com https://tinyurl.com/y3eg5v8s
webmd https://tinyurl.com/yxm72s68

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:22 AM (n13/j)

499 I assume employers in Nv will just find other reasons to fire potheads.

Posted by: usntakim at June 18, 2019 01:24 AM (0OmEj)

500 Late addition to the thread;

The chans are losing their fucking minds right now. Feds fucked up on some court filings and, though sheer incompetence, accidentally revealed ID's they've been posting under.

Page 29https://tinyurl.com/y3ztsyqw

They're blaming shootings on Russia, Mossad, jewish people in general, US gov agencies, etc. Pushing various conspiracy stuff, clownworld references, etc.

I haven't dug through all of the docs yet but there are accusations flying around that the feds are getting warrants based on threats they posted themselves. Also some complaints that some of the post archives aren't agreeing with each other.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 01:24 AM (67XdO)

501 Sinking an airplane to attract scuba tourism (as Turkey did) actually makes perfect sense. In Canada, British Columbia has sunk 5 (as I recall) navy ships, just to attract diver business. It works. I've made many trips up there and dove on most of them. They become artificial reefs and attract lots of life, besides being interesting structures to explore on their own.

I think in Canada they let the passengers out first ...

Posted by: Adriane the Absurd Critic ... at June 18, 2019 01:24 AM (LPnfS)

502 ... p.s.:

the black strat carries an estimate of $100,000 +, but most of the guitars are far lower, with many around a couple of thousand.

yes, you can take quitar lessons on your own david gilmore guitar.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 18, 2019 01:26 AM (Pg+x7)

503 ...
Triple return. Return at the end, Return again, Return Again
Try it and see.

All of these have two returns. They should show up bumped against each other but on new lines.
I'm slowly switching to Brave. Gonna triple return this one.

On instapundit there is a post about what we can do as conversatives to defeat google/facebook/twitter. The disqus comments are well worth everyone's time.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:26 AM (JkygK)

504 self.com https://tinyurl.com/y3eg5v8s
webmd https://tinyurl.com/yxm72s68


Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:22 AM (n13/j)

I did not format that well. If you want to check out the sites you have to highlight only the https onward.

https://tinyurl.com/y3eg5v8s
https://tinyurl.com/yxm72s68

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:28 AM (n13/j)

505 musical jolly chimp, but does Mr. Gilmour actually give the lessons? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 01:28 AM (miE9U)

506 So,

Taylor likes chubby little chicks who have all the right parts in all the right places?


Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 18, 2019 01:29 AM (vqIkG)

507 Lets do a double return with a link, and again with a triple. So a short link would be http://ace.mu.nu and thats me leaving out the apostrophes to isolate variables.
Now that was a double. Lets try again and here is http://ace.mu.nu and this time I will triple return after the sentence is complete. Next, I will do two more but with each one having the link on the end.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:31 AM (JkygK)

508 The best argument to legalize pot is so that the left can't use that as a ballot initiative to get out their core voters.

OTHOH, I half think it is worth the feds reiterating the ban just to quash all these lefty initiatives.

To me, this should be a libertarian thing. If you grow your own and use it on your property and bother no one, then fine. But you wont find many advocates for that in government or big business. It is like the gambling issue, the main driver is who gets how much.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:35 AM (n13/j)

509 Goodnight all, thanks for all the great chat and encouragement tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 01:35 AM (miE9U)

510 On instapundit there is a post about what we can do as conversatives to defeat google/facebook/twitter. The disqus comments are well worth everyone's time.
Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:26 AM (JkygK)

Disqus is evil. You have to register for it, so anonymous comments are not really anonymous. Worse, it's not the site administrators who have access to your ID, but faceless drones in whatever Tech Corp runs Disqus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 01:36 AM (WG6O9)

511
LOL. That one worked but who the shit knows why? The first time I tried
posting it, it got rejected because of "long strings of unbroken text".
Which of course didn't exist.


I've switched to commenting on Dissenter, because I just don't care if anyone sees it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 01:38 AM (0bu2O)

512 I'm on Firefox on Windows 7. I have had the same problems on a different computer that was also Firefox on Windows 7. Somehow Firefox is not sending the line endings that Pixy is looking for. I'm fairly sure this is on a Nix system of some kind but shrug...don't know yet. http://ace.mu.nu
Still, Brave is half founded by Brendan Eich, the man who created Javascript and was fired by Mozilla much later for supporting traditional marriage. Soooo buggy browser/liberal SJW company = new browser.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:39 AM (JkygK)

513 LOL. That one worked but who the shit knows why? The first time I tried

posting it, it got rejected because of "long strings of unbroken text".

Which of course didn't exist.
whenever i get that here I give up on the post and often log out. I have never been able to fix one of those posts no matter what I try. They are rare so it is not a big deal.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:40 AM (n13/j)

514 Blanco!

still no joy logging into e-mail

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2019 01:41 AM (ORHyT)

515 AOP, agreed on that. But you can read the comments without registering I thought. No surprise that I'm banned there. When Mollie Hemingway was busting out the Russian Bot jokes, http://ace.mu.nu I made one myself in good humor and blam...no more posting. For the best. I'm close to being banned here I'm sure...I assume too much context on the part of my fellow commenters.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:44 AM (JkygK)

516 Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 01:38 AM (0bu2O)

Hot enough for ya?

Posted by: Adriane the Absurd Critic ... at June 18, 2019 01:45 AM (LPnfS)

517 explain to me why an enterprising conservative has not even attempted an alternative to twitter, fakebook, etc? I get it won't take over the net, but why not try at all? Hell, don't you think the Silicon types would be pissed if even ten percent of social media traffic went somewhere else they could not have tyrannical control over?

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:45 AM (n13/j)

518 I can't reproduce it.
http://ace.mu.nu/the_guys_get_shirtsbut maybe it has to do with the length of the string in combination with the filtering of breaks. I know I am losing breaks. It's always been that way. OnceI was gonna sell a possum to a guy running a hundred car long banana train but that didn't work out...turns out some guy up track from me got the jump on possum
sales.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:46 AM (JkygK)

519 Gab.ai
Deplatformed by Apple and Google.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:47 AM (JkygK)

520 "517 explain to me why an enterprising conservative has not even attempted an
alternative to twitter, fakebook, etc? I get it won't take over the
net, but why not try at all? Hell, don't you think the Silicon types
would be pissed if even ten percent of social media traffic went
somewhere else they could not have tyrannical control over?


Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:45 AM (n13/j)

..
Who are you going to find to bankroll that? I'm not sure you understand how much money you're talking about here. And then there is the problem of the tech giants putting the screws to you via their paid-for congress critters.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 01:48 AM (67XdO)

521 To do a Youtube you need a lot of servers...so start up cash. The real question, which we already know the answer to, is why are no big cash conservative donors supporting the efforts. Ahoy is the reason for the cuck season.
I know how to deal with the resource problem, but its a lot of work for me cuz not 2 bright.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:49 AM (JkygK)

522 still no joy logging into e-mail

OK, I'll send you something from another account not tied to moronhorde.com.


Your ISP or one of their providers is using an out of date blacklist that I've already had the originators take the IP off of. So that's part of the problem in that nothing's getting from me to you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 01:49 AM (0bu2O)

523 Gab.ai
Deplatformed by Apple and Google.
Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:47 AM (JkygK)

There's something called "parler", too. There was a post about it, and several other new platforms earlier today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 01:50 AM (WG6O9)

524 Hot enough for ya?

More than.

But I have a plan...

How's the killer cactus holding up?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 01:54 AM (0bu2O)

525 Who are you going to find to bankroll that? I'm not
sure you understand how much money you're talking about here. And then
there is the problem of the tech giants putting the screws to you via
their paid-for congress critters.


Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 01:48 AM (67XdO)

If I knew I would do it myself. But I know conservatives and libertarians to spend money on initiatives. Would not a go fund me type campaign work with conservatives if the details were right? The alternative is we will have to hear every few days about the latest normal getting deplatformed or demonetized. As if big tech cares about that.
I get a lot of people think the answer is regulation, that the left has already won. Fine, but with that we will always be playing from behind and regulation is against our nature.

Again, I didn't say compete with them or take them on, i said create an alternative. Hell, this site is an alternative, it has a lot of influence right? Why can't someone create an alternative so when people like get deplatformed they can at least post their thoughts somewhere?
Hey, I my real answer is to shut it all off, I think social media is the problem, not the solution. But since most everyone else thinks otherwise, why not have alternatives? It cost money, I get it. Some fake meat company selling a few million in product is now worth almost 10 billion. They were nothing a couple years ago. They might be not much a couple years from now but don't tell me things can't grow.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:57 AM (n13/j)

526 I need to look back. Thank you. Here is one of my ideas and maybe someone else who writes can tell me...just spitballing.

What I'm thinking is a way to make any blog like Twitter/Facebook...make them communicate with each other.


Again just ballparking things out ... if pundit could share a post with ace and vice versa...we have the blogrolls...they are like a friend list...so maybe on the backend ...say ace and cobs...they can see the things they are shared and can pickup up those shares to automatically blog about and reshare.

Now say I start a new blog and write a few posts. Then I think, "Notice me, Sen Pai" and I send a "friend request" from my interface to @ace.mu.nu ... digging into the details...thats a form post or ajax request to aces server. He's running a software that can here my requests. And he picks it up ...well... in his back end. lol .

Maybe a social protocol for any site. A way for any sites to friend and share with each other independent of any central authority. As a protocol...an API...it could be implemented in anyway. So a REST API for sharing between blog sites.


You see where I'm kinda headed?

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:59 AM (JkygK)

527 "525 Would not a go fund me type campaign work with conservatives if the details were right? "

No. You'd have nearly as much luck trying to GoFundMe enough cash to land on the moon. Standing up enough capacity to take even 10% of their share - or to deal with 10% of their share in the form of new users - is a vast undertaking.

Part of the cost is because the effort is susceptible to deplatforming. As has been noted above, look what happened to Gab. Good luck even getting a crowdfunding site to actually let you try and raise the money without getting banned for something or other. Good luck getting bank loans, or site permits from local government. Good luck finding enough professionals willing to risk their entire careers on this - go to work for an effort like this and you will never be hire-able among mainstream silicon valley corps again.

Your observation on growth is primarily pertaining to company valuation via
stock. That doesn't mean the value is real, or that they necessarily have access to
any of that value for cash flow purposes.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 02:05 AM (67XdO)

528 People who have less control over their server might not be able to implement. Think blogger.


But, maybe a plugin for wordpress would work. That covers a lot of ground. The security on it would be the thing if I went outside that framework.


I think the Army of Davids could save us, but in my opinion we need true peer to peer to peer to peer and eliminate the central server problem entirely.

I do fear, as someone upthread mentioned, that DNS is a problem but that could be solved with an alternate DNS system. Ports can be blocked, but you could rotate ports. I should look at what the Chinese dissidents are doing.

This subject is of great interest to me...how to avoid the gatekeepers of teh intertoobs no matter who or what they are.


Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:07 AM (JkygK)

529 dont be so negative lurker. reality is good...encouragement is also good. maybe we should try to compete...

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:08 AM (JkygK)

530 Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 02:05 AM (67XdO)

you make some good points. Nice chat the other one.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:11 AM (n13/j)

531 Oh, lurker, one thing I'd like to mention is time. Where were all these big tech boys when they wrote this shit? Sucking off someone else. Who edits wiki? Government funded deadbeats. That the vast majority of the left.


A tenured professor works what...6 hours a week tops? How about a college student? And we know how much government "workers" work.



So it would be nice if we had some deadbeat conservatives with time on their hands and some motivation to destroy the left. Farfetched...

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:11 AM (JkygK)

532 A lot of you also don't understand what is going on on some other parts of the internet right now. Sites farther to the right of Ace are getting obliterated left and right.

The hosts are cancelling services, ISP's are blocking access, you name it. It's happening at an alarming rate.

Find some sort of distributed solution and the same forces will crush the higher profile nodes.

I'm not saying don't try; we have to try and keep the lines of communication open. But ultimately it's not going to solve the problem; leftist big tech needs to be defeated/expelled, or forced to bake the cake.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 02:12 AM (67XdO)

533 done with this

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:14 AM (n13/j)

534 It's a good point. I fear the same. That's why you see me going around with all the port switching and alternate DNS. But ultimately, if the left gets to go Chinese Internet on us, then it's probably over.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:16 AM (JkygK)

535 Quint,
I have some ideas about resources. The p2p solution uses resources on the end user's computer. It's at that point a matter of adoption.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:17 AM (JkygK)

536 A popular biker and motoblogger has died in an horrific road crash after steering his bike with his feet while allegedly texting on his phone.

Texting will get you every time.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 18, 2019 02:18 AM (h2Bdk)

537 I've mentioned this a couple times before, but to put my negativity into perspective, I'm not speculating about the sorts of things that go on inside places that rhyme with "oogle".


There is a reason why I'm the crazy dude with the sandwich board shouting on the street corner.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 02:19 AM (67XdO)

538 494 Is there a North Bend?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:11 AM (FiUMj)

It is near Coos Bay, Oregon.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:23 AM (hSQmw)

There is also a town by that name on the Fraser River in British Columbia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 01:09 AM (WG6O

Damn near every river in North America has a north bend in it and a town nearby that uses it for its name.
North Bend,Wa. East of Seattle on I-90. Used to drive through town (stoplights!) before the bypass was built. Great revenue source.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 18, 2019 02:22 AM (e1mEI)

539 lurker,
Second look at IPX? Or just buy more guns, ammo, food, water, and remote land?
I think Instapundit isn't a diver but a banker. Maybe both, either way, I can't for the life of me think of another country that I could escape to.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:25 AM (JkygK)

540 Lurker, could you translate the earlier post about the chans and IDs getting unmasked? I think I understand a little bit of it, but ... well not really. Talk to me like I'm 5

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:27 AM (opOaq)

541 Instapundit is a law professor, and he does dive.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2019 02:28 AM (NMAzL)

542 Double post. I am curious as to any suggestions anyone would have for a country that would shelter refugees from teh socialist states of america. I know Ace's idea, flee to the red states of america with matching maga cap, but I don't see that happening without a lot of blood.
What do you think? I've considered Uruguay but I can't see inside it from the internet.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:29 AM (JkygK)

543
Double post. I am curious as to any suggestions anyone would have for a
country that would shelter refugees from teh socialist states of
america. I know Ace's idea, flee to the red states of america with
matching maga cap, but I don't see that happening without a lot of
blood.
What do you think? I've considered Uruguay but I can't see inside it from the internet.



Poland or Hungary, maybe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 02:30 AM (0bu2O)

544 I'm out, got to work tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 02:30 AM (0bu2O)

545 After reading it again, I think what you're saying is a modern digital equivalent of "The guy who offers to bring the dynamite, he's FBI". Amirite?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:31 AM (opOaq)

546 In the Caymans, where I bet he also banks. I went to school for a year @ UTK. When he had that trouble over his tweet "run them down" i contacted his dean and let her know I was contacting my lawmakers (Cleveland/Bradley), and I did. I believe in fighting.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:31 AM (JkygK)

547 Thanks, Blanco! Have a great night.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:33 AM (JkygK)

548 Talk to me like I'm 5

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:27 AM (opOaq)
so no change at all.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:33 AM (n13/j)

549 Sorry for so much, where is that psot by lurker CT? Or lurker? I'd like to read it. Then I'm out too. I've said too much already. No really.
Goodnight AOP. Thank you.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:34 AM (JkygK)

550 and I KNOW the world can be a bloody hellhole of a
swirling miasma of shit - and the human mind is very good at playing
these little tricks on us, fooling us - but I GUARANTEE the world is
never so dark as it looks in these moments.

To this day, I'm always so happy whenever I see your name appear here. That's the honest to God truth.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:14 AM (uEbPt)

When I was in my darkest days, I found that being of service to others was a real distraction from my own shit, and gave me a sense that I had value.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2019 02:34 AM (NMAzL)

551 When I was in my darkest days, I found that being of
service to others was a real distraction from my own shit, and gave me a
sense that I had value.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2019 02:34 AM (NMAzL)

This is good advice. I had the same experience.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:37 AM (n13/j)

552 Sorry for so much, where is that psot by lurker CT? Or lurker? I'd like to read it. Then I'm out too. I've said too much already. No really.
Goodnight AOP. Thank you.
Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:34 AM (JkygK)

Good Night, David.

I am going to hit the sack myself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 02:39 AM (WG6O9)

553 548 Talk to me like I'm 5

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:27 AM (opOaq)
so no change at all.
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:33 AM (n13/j)
_____

Ha! Well, you translate it then smart guy. I'm pretty sure what he's saying, it sounds pretty bad.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:43 AM (opOaq)

554 Re moving to more conservative/normal areas:
These days there is Poland, Italy, and a few other that seem to be more on the conservative swing. I am not sure about Poland's modern history but Italy for sure has had lefty governance in the recent era. Australia has had a decent conservative run but they don't have many of our rights. Britain just a couple of years ago voted for Brexit, but as left as they are, does it even matter to us these days? It is still a good thing, but if they are independent and socialist-statist, will the independence mean that much to us? It is possible they could do more good in the EU.
If you want to live abroad AND CAN PULL IT OFF (it is not that easy for most) then go for it for sure, seize the day!.

But if you are just looking to get out from under the progressive statist bubble, the play is to move to a deep red area of the USA. Whenever I have had my fill of the blue bubble, I get out and I am renewed. It is amazing what time with normals can do to lift your spirits. Maybe the left will win at the Federal level, it happens. But if you are living in a place where at least you are free to say your piece, including liberals, it makes life a lot better. It is like it used to be, and when I say used to be, I mean a couple decades ago.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:52 AM (n13/j)

555 Ha! Well, you translate it then smart guy. I'm pretty sure what he's saying, it sounds pretty bad.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:43 AM (opOaq)

That is not what I was saying. He had some good points but kept saying we don't understand. He even even tried to explain the stock market too me. I am all up for learning but no reason to talk down to people.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:54 AM (n13/j)

556 It had nothing to do with you Common Tater. I was bitching about Lurker but I should have let it go. He had some good points. It is all good on this end.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 03:02 AM (n13/j)

557 Is this a bad time? Should I come back later?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 03:48 AM (ycWCI)

558 I do not like Barry Manilow!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 03:51 AM (wYseH)

559 But he writes the songs...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 03:53 AM (ycWCI)

560 Not a Barry Manilla fan either, but then not my type of music.

Note to remember to take AA batteries

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 03:55 AM (BbGew)

561 Different type of thrilla in Manilla.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 03:56 AM (ycWCI)

562 That make the whole world sing

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:01 AM (BbGew)

563 "Born on this day: 17 Jun 1946
American singer-songwriter, Barry Manilow, (born Barry Alan Pincus)...."

You mean. "Barely Man-enough?"

Posted by: TXNick77 at June 18, 2019 04:02 AM (0iWfC)

564 Today in 1815 was the battle of Waterloo

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:08 AM (BbGew)

565 Was Shiloh the Civil War battle that had the same casualties as Waterloo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 04:09 AM (ycWCI)

566 Was Shiloh the Civil War battle that had the same casualties as Waterloo?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 04:09 AM (ycWCI)

It was probably Gettysburg. I think they were both over 50,000 casualties though I had to check Waterloo on Wiki. The line that always stuck with me about Shiloh was that it had more casualties than all American and Colonial American wars til that date combined. And since Shiloh was the first major battle of the war, with major losses, it was an eye opener.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:19 AM (n13/j)

567 A pet peeve I have is that people still get casualties mixed up with killed. I recall hearing on many occasions that as many people died at Gettysburg as in the entire Vietnam War. Gettysburg had over 50,000 casualties but not 50,000 deaths. This is a common misconception. Even the modern movie "Remember the Titans" has a scene where Denzel Washington says over 50,000 died at Gettysburg.

I am not bothered that people mix up complicated terms but it is odd that a major motion picuture would push such a fallacy. The dead at Gettysburg was more like 10,000, though they were very stringent and did not count people who died of wounds a few days after the battle.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:25 AM (n13/j)

568 Actually my pet peeve too about casualties getting inflated by wounded moving into the killed statistic.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:27 AM (BbGew)

569 Actually my pet peeve too about casualties getting inflated by wounded moving into the killed statistic.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:27 AM (BbGew)

I think it has changed a bit over the years but i can't tell you how. In the Civil War, a guy who was mortally wounded and died a few days after the battle was normally not listed as KIA for that battle. My guess is they would count that now but I don't know how it works. It would seem a grim and pointless endeavour these days.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:31 AM (n13/j)

570 People will just combine K,W, M into killed when talking about any battle.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:36 AM (BbGew)

571 yeah, not good. And since these days such a higher percentage are not killed, at least on our side, it makes it worse. i swear I heard the Gettysburg 50,00 figure so many times.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:40 AM (n13/j)

572 so hear is the Remember the Titans scene. It is amazing they could get this so wrong. But i credit them for using history at all and trying to make a point. I don't want to be too harsh because most people no nothing about history. But to say something so false is kind of amazing. A learning tool i guess.
https://tinyurl.com/l2bgn7w

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:43 AM (n13/j)

573 damn my typos are flying fast lol. It might be time to call it a night.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:46 AM (n13/j)

574 Bless the fishes and Alice Cooper.

Posted by: Summer of Love at June 18, 2019 04:49 AM (FJrl0)

575 I learned "casualties" watching Vietnam war coverage on TV during dinner. It sounds like a misnomer - nothing casual about it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2019 04:49 AM (NMAzL)

576 Think I only saw Remember the Titans once.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:56 AM (BbGew)

577 Bonnie and Clyde is on TCM at 7:30, Faye is much hotter than the real Bonnie

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:00 AM (BbGew)

578 Think I only saw Remember the Titans once.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:56 AM (BbGew)

I liked it. They say it took a some liberties but they all do. The worst thing is watching a historical movie when you have in depth knowledge of the subject. The ones that kill me are the movies about the O.K. Corral, Doc Holliday, and Wyatt Earp. It shocked me to realize that Tombstone was likely the most accurate film on the subject ever made. Ok, the Kostner film was probably more accurate but it was a bore. The previous Hollywood stuff, including classics like "My Darling Clementine" were just dreck on the history front. These guys didn't even try.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 05:03 AM (n13/j)

579 Bonnie and Clyde is on TCM at 7:30, Faye is much hotter than the real Bonnie

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:00 AM (BbGew)
Look at Ray Liotta and Henry Hill. Liotta was definitely better looking and smarter. I can't speak for the hoods Deniro played. Could they be as stupid as Deniro?

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 05:08 AM (n13/j)

580 Hollywood does like to improve real life characters

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:14 AM (BbGew)

581 It's something in the sidebar that sends me back to 2004 AoS when I touch it on screen.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:25 AM (BbGew)

582 Whyzeverbody up s'late? I gonna bed. Sleep tight, horde!

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at June 18, 2019 05:27 AM (hu22E)

583 I met a girl in a bar who had just seen Stone's JFK. She went on and on about the movie. To try to put a fine bow on the discussion I asked her who she thought killed JFK. She said, "duh, they showed you in the movie!". This was a college girl.

I have no problem with movies taking liberties to tell a good story. But it would help if people knew some actual history going in.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 05:28 AM (n13/j)

584 I have no problem with movies taking liberties to tell a good story. But it would help if people knew some actual history going in.
Posted by: Quint

How about we start the movie with "Based on real life events"?

There, fixed.

...Movie People...

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 05:32 AM (vd8XM)

585 582 For me think normal wake up

townhall.com/Dennis Prager- did your child return from college a better person

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:33 AM (BbGew)

586 There are real stories that if told people would never believe

Got to go, Have a great day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:35 AM (BbGew)

587 Uber failed me this AM, the scheduled pick up at 4 bailed. another driver got me to the airport on time.

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2019 05:35 AM (eH/kH)

588 townhall.com/Dennis Prager- did your child return from college a better person
Posted by: Skip

I plan on having them get all of the liberal art core crap done at the local community college, not just to save money - but so that I can put a filter on the Marxist crap.

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2019 05:38 AM (eH/kH)

589 I plan on having them get all of the liberal art core crap done at the local community college, not just to save money - but so that I can put a filter on the Marxist crap.
Posted by: Jean

Good idea. Plus, if they need to, they can easily/cheaply take summer classes.

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 05:42 AM (vd8XM)

590 forward into the valley of death rode the

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:48 AM (C7rlo)

591 a bit premature, there

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:48 AM (C7rlo)

Netanyahu Renames Golan Heights Town "Ramat Trump," or "Trump Heights"



CBS:

The Trump name graces apartment towers, hotels and golf courses. Now it is the namesake of a tiny Israeli settlement in the Israel-controlled Golan Heights. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's Cabinet convened in this hamlet Sunday to inaugurate a new settlement named after Donald Trump in a gesture of appreciation for the U.S. president's recognition of Israeli sovereignty over the territory.


The settlement isn't exactly new. Currently known as Bruchim, it is over 30 years old and has a population of 10 people.

Israel is hoping the rebranded "Ramat Trump," Hebrew for "Trump Heights," will encourage a wave of residents to vastly expand it.

I never woke up today. I've been dead all darned day. So I'm knocking off.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:35 PM




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1 Good on Benjamin!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 07:35 PM (Y4EXg)

2 Corgis called.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 07:35 PM (Y4EXg)

3 I feel so alone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 07:35 PM (Y4EXg)

4 Don't go Morsi on us Ace!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (sLicW)

5 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (nDe2U)

6 I will bless those who bless you and curse those who curse you. Still in effect.

Posted by: Jmel at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (j1fGO)

7 Wow!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (/+bwe)

8 Trump's as bad at being an anti-Semite as he is being racist.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (f8ilN)

9 Need interlocking fields of fire, crew-serviced weapons in outlying bunkers, and an extra Iron Dome.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (u82oZ)

10 Oh, they'll be trying to blow that up right away.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (jXrK7)

11 Population TEN?

That's not very bigly.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2019 07:37 PM (O8WFE)

12 Well alphabet channels talking heads will put on a choreographed sneer in synchrony over this 'threat to whirled peas'.

Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2019 07:37 PM (JoR58)

13 Oh, they'll be trying to blow that up right away.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

---

Sniffy, please be more specific - the Arabs or the Dems?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 07:37 PM (Y4EXg)

14 It will be yuge, classy, and luxurious.
The best ever.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at June 17, 2019 07:37 PM (adsVM)

15 I've been dead all darned day. So I'm knocking off.


It must be Friday somewhere.

Posted by: Miklos, consulting the Mayan Long Count calendar at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (QzkSJ)

16 I wonder why the Joos didn't do this for me? Eh, don't answer that.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (EgshT)

17

Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sights
A girl can see up on Trump Heights --
What a crazy pair!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (aKsyK)

18 Dems heads explode everywhere! LMAO!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (dUJdY)

19 Ace isn't woke?


Huh

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (MAstk)

20 Worst. Hitler. Ever.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (s6M7E)

21 Trump Heights > Rachael Corrie Flats

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (nDe2U)

22 hola pachucos

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (B+t5k)

23 It must be Friday somewhere.

It's always 5:00pm somewhere.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (sLicW)

24
Oh, they'll be trying to blow that up right away.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Sniffy, please be more specific - the Arabs or the Dems?
Posted by: Tonypete


Six of one, seven of nine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:39 PM (aKsyK)

25 But Trump is a Nazi?

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 07:39 PM (FiUMj)

26 Netanyahu Renames Golan Heights Town "Ramat Trump," or "Trump Heights"

That's nice.

I like the settlements in the Golan. Beautiful area. They should build a casino in Ramat Trump.

But south of the Golan Heights, in the Jordan Valley ... man, that is the worst place on Earth. Worst desert I've ever been in. They don't even have sand. It's a friggin rock desert! And hot. Whoa!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:39 PM (weya0)

27 " Wake me up when it's all over, when I'm wiser and I'm older..."
An Avicii Evening to you, Ace.... and I would subscribe to you site, just sayin'...

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:39 PM (DpEis)

28 Six of one, seven of nine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:39 PM (aKsyK)
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or her alternate name: 2 of 38

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 17, 2019 07:40 PM (lurxo)

29 'Shofar' is the Hebrew for 'Trump', nu?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 07:40 PM (ykYG2)

30 And when Trump went to UK all he got was a herps handshake from the inbreds.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 17, 2019 07:41 PM (6/uwW)

31 29 'Shofar' is the Hebrew for 'Trump', nu?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 07:40 PM (ykYG2)

" Shofar" means Horny.....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:41 PM (DpEis)

32 A Shofar drives a limousine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2019 07:41 PM (nDe2U)

33 I like it but I really want to see a Trump's Wall.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2019 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)

34 'Shofar' is the Hebrew for 'Trump', nu?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 07:40 PM (ykYG2)


"They blowin' the shofar? Man, them Jews know how to take care of the help."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:42 PM (weya0)

35 " You're Shofar away from me...."

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:42 PM (DpEis)

36 Democrats to call for impeachment over this. "The foreign influence on Trump is obvious here and calls for impeachment for emoluments."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 17, 2019 07:42 PM (s6M7E)

37 Isn't "Trump Heights" or something similar the name of one of Trump's NYC apartment towers?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 17, 2019 07:42 PM (tVQUs)

38 I wonder why the Joos didn't do this for me? Eh, don't answer that.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (EgshT)



What, you weren't happy with the Obama-Netanyahu Commemorative Friendship Landfill and Shitpile?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 07:42 PM (Mouru)

39 Me so shofar!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 17, 2019 07:42 PM (EgshT)

40 @LifeNewsHQ

CONVICTED!

Abortion Activist Jordan Hunt Sentenced to 8 Months Probation After Roundhouse Kicking Pro-Life Woman.


Not enough in my opinion. Remember this guy?

https://tinyurl.com/y3qnpul9

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

41 A prophet is not without honor, except at home. Or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 07:43 PM (HaL55)

42 That, brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 07:43 PM (BbGew)

43 All I know is that if you insult Trump, you will be mauled by bears....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:44 PM (DpEis)

44 Wonder how many ashtrays did Hillary throw when she learned of this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:44 PM (CSYCT)

45 Israeli NAZIS!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 17, 2019 07:44 PM (9hauA)

46 45 Israeli NAZIS!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 17, 2019 07:44 PM (9hauA)


Worse than Illinois Nazis.....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:45 PM (DpEis)

47 Trump Casino and Dead Sea Spa?

Huge and fabulous. With lasers to deal with pesky Muslim rockets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:46 PM (CSYCT)

48 Casa de Jefe

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

49 God bless Netanyahu and God bless our president. If nothing else, this will have leftists exploding for weeks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2019 07:46 PM (bkUtD)

50 Now, the centerpiece of all Dem meddling in the middle east is going to be forcing Israel to hand Ramat Trump over to Syria. The UN will be spending all their time working on this, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:46 PM (weya0)

51 TPOP, Bibi and Donald know how to use a laser pointer on Socialists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:47 PM (CSYCT)

52

Trump Heights.


I can't wait for the real estate to start going up.


Ivanka Lane

Junior Street.

Eric Boulevard

Barron Expressway

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

53 Try the Matzo Bowl at Ramat Trump Tower Grill!

I Love Israelis!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2019 07:47 PM (O8WFE)

54 Didn't netanyahu's wife just plea deal to avoid prison? As for ram at trump. Look up alsace-lorraine.

Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2019 07:48 PM (/EICx)

55 Trump Casino and Dead Sea Spa?

Huge and fabulous. With lasers to deal with pesky Muslim rockets.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:46 PM (CSYCT)

The 16" gun turrets are a nice touch.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 17, 2019 07:48 PM (s6M7E)

56 I got no problem with this but is mostly just a pr move..there is no real town

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 07:48 PM (DRWZX)

57 Hard to believe that Trump is so bigoted against Jews that Israel is naming landmarks after him. Does Israel know how much he hates them? Or how much Democrats love them?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 17, 2019 07:48 PM (6eEQ+)

58 https://tinyurl.com/y3yr5mfw

The Manhattan Community Access SCOTUS opinion today is a bit of a sleeper I think. While SCOTUS' 5-4 opinion holds that the First Amendment does not apply to private entities that host a public forum (here, public access cable TV), the language used is interesting: "MNN, as a private actor, is not subject to First Amendment constraints on how it exercises editorial discretion over the speech and speakers on its public access channels."

That's the key. "Editorial discretion." That looks tailor-made for some future lawsuit against Big Tech, who insist they do not exercise editorial discretion at all.

Posted by: Revenant at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (bD2Jh)

59 Weird fact - Donald Trump's uncle was the government guy who helped seize all of Nikolai Tesla's documents after the man died in 1943.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (CSYCT)

60 Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2019 07:48 PM (/EICx)

Don't you have a bake sale to hold? That $33 million is not going to pay itself.

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (cF8AT)

61 Trolls can be mauled by bears, too....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (DpEis)

62 Now, the centerpiece of all Dem meddling in the
middle east is going to be forcing Israel to hand Ramat Trump over to
Syria. The UN will be spending all their time working on this, too.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:46 PM (weya0


Good, it will waste their time and keep them out of trouble.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (s6M7E)

63 I got no problem with this but is mostly just a pr move..there is no real town

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 07:48 PM (DRWZX)


That's what they initially said about Tel Aviv.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (weya0)

64 Hi Meredith!

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

65 Didn't netanyahu's wife just plea deal to avoid prison? As for ram at trump. Look up alsace-lorraine.
Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2019 07:48 PM

How's the weather in Ohio?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 07:50 PM (/+bwe)

66 >>>Ivanka Lane

Junior Street.

Eric Boulevard

Barron Expressway



Melania Beach Resort

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2019 07:50 PM (bkUtD)

67 That's what they initially said about Tel Aviv.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (weya0)

Yeah no

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 07:50 PM (DRWZX)

68 Begin PSA

If you are making vacation plans, cross the Dominican Republic off your list.

End PSA

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 07:50 PM (gC2IV)

69 Wyatt Earp

You were misinformed. It is in the desert.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

70 Anyone who drinks the beer in the Dom Rep is asking for it. Stick to the rum.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:51 PM (CSYCT)

71 I've said forever that I can solve the "Palestinian Problem".

Demand Jordan take them back. What ? No deal ? Well ... then I guess the Israelis should tighten up that stupidly drawn border.

And somebody write this down - never, ever let the friggin' British draw up a map again. They screw it up every time they leave a territory.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 07:51 PM (iMj43)

72 Not enough in my opinion. Remember this guy?

https://tinyurl.com/y3qnpul9
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 07:43 PM

Keeps him off the streets and gives him a record. So it's good.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 07:51 PM (/+bwe)

73 >>>You were misinformed. It is in the desert.



Melania Desert Oasis?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2019 07:51 PM (bkUtD)

74 67 That's what they initially said about Tel Aviv.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (weya0)

Yeah no
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 07:50 PM (DRWZX)

I must have misunderstood... I was associating " Trump Heights" with, like " Golan Heights", not with, like, " Shaker Heights"..

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:52 PM (DpEis)

75 In a hundred years Israel will be called Trumplandia. It will be yuge news. The biggest.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 17, 2019 07:52 PM (6eEQ+)

76 Wyatt Earp

Better. Sells homes with that name.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

77 In the future when Nigel Farage is PM and they've restored the Stewarts to Buckingham Palace, they will rename London "Trump City". Khan can still be mayor but he will have to go around telling people he is mayor of Trump City. And he'll have to do it in motley like the dwarf clown he is.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 07:53 PM (ykYG2)

78 Meredith's Resistance Bakery will file for bankruptcy due to having to bake One Million different types of Diversity Cakes least she be sued for not being inclusive enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:53 PM (CSYCT)

79 Kayleigh McEnany, on Trump's 2020 campaign staff, just said on FBN that they're creating a tailgate area for the people in Florida that can't get into his rally tomorrow.

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 07:53 PM (cF8AT)

80 >>>Better. Sells homes with that name.



And who doesn't want to live near Melania's sandy dunes?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2019 07:54 PM (bkUtD)

81 Keeps him off the streets and gives him a record. So it's good.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 07:51 PM (/+bwe)

Probation keeps him off the streets?

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 07:54 PM (cF8AT)

82 >>>Kayleigh McEnany, on Trump's 2020 campaign staff, just said on FBN that they're creating a tailgate area for the people in Florida that can't get into his rally tomorrow.



This is why I think those polls earlier are garbage. I could be wrong, but I think Trump beats Biden and/or Bernie in 2020. Trump has charisma. The other two have platitudes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2019 07:55 PM (bkUtD)

83 And who doesn't want to live near Melania's sandy dunes?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2019 07:54 PM (bkUtD)

Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 07:55 PM (DRWZX)

84 And who doesn't want to live near Melania's sandy dunes?

Large tracts of land huh? Hope the castle doesn't sink this time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:55 PM (CSYCT)

85 Wyatt Earp

I don't want to go like that 93 yo RN D-Day veteran.

Twin Hills Vista is good enough for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

86

Is Haiti better than The Dominican Republic now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

87 >>>Twin Hills Vista is good enough for me.


I guess twin Peaks is too obvious.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2019 07:56 PM (bkUtD)

88 86. Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Hell no. Clintons stole money from Haiti, and they want to get even.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

89 Is Haiti better than The Dominican Republic now?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

Ummmmmmmm......No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2019 07:56 PM (Z+IKu)

90 True fact: when devils are too evil even for Hell, Lucifer exiles them to Haiti. That's why voodoo is so prevalent there

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 07:57 PM (ykYG2)

91 When I grow up I want to be like Benjamin Netanyahu.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 07:57 PM (qBNEP)

92 Wyatt Earp

Yes. A forlorn hope, here on the blog that never sleeps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

93 59 Weird fact - Donald Trump's uncle was the government guy who helped seize all of Nikolai Tesla's documents after the man died in 1943.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (CSYCT)

Both were members of Plus Ultra.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 17, 2019 07:57 PM (Lktpy)

94 Probation keeps him off the streets?
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 07:54 PM

Yes. The restrictions are related to the crime. He goes anywhere near a pro-life rally, he gets yanked. I wonder if he's going to have a curfew, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 07:57 PM (/+bwe)

95 Is Haiti better than The Dominican Republic now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:55 PM (aKsyK)


No. Haiti's still the B-side.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:58 PM (weya0)

96 Haiti is the Z side.

Z as in zombies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:59 PM (CSYCT)

97 Me?

I'm living next door in Ramat Dphim.

(Shelving Heights)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2019 07:59 PM (ETnOl)

98 And someday we might have a Trump Crater where Iran used to be.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 17, 2019 07:59 PM (Lg/Uq)

99 Yes. The restrictions are related to the crime. He goes anywhere near a pro-life rally, he gets yanked

..


They'd need gps monitoring for that.

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 07:59 PM (MAstk)

100 >>>(Shelving Heights)


Ace cannot go there. The shelving thing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2019 07:59 PM (bkUtD)

101 91 you want to be a corrupt politician? ok if you say so.

Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2019 08:00 PM (/EICx)

102 Is Haiti better than The Dominican Republic now?

Not by any measure.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2019 08:00 PM (ETnOl)

103 Somewhere on MSNBC tonight at least one person will intone darkly how this could be a violation of the emoluments clause

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 17, 2019 08:00 PM (k81AA)

104 Harvard's finest mind....

@davidhogg111

What fool put two months that both start with JU, and are 4 letters next to each other?

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 08:00 PM (cF8AT)

105 Trumpburg, Trumpville, Trumpistan, Trumptown, New Trumptown, Trumpton, Trump City,

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 08:00 PM (FhXTo)

106 Violation of the Logan-Hatch Act MSNBC will breathlessly report....

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 08:01 PM (CSYCT)

107 Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2019 08:00 PM (/EICx)

How is netanyahu corrupt?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 08:01 PM (yWXpx)

108 Some Broadway show closed prematurely.
Hillary and Bill. Or something like that.
$4.2million start up costs.
Closed for lack of ticket sales.
But still won a Tony, because, of course it wins a Tony.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 17, 2019 08:02 PM (w7KSn)

109 >>>Large tracts of land huh? Hope the castle doesn't sink this time.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:55 PM (CSYCT)

Huge even.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 08:02 PM (q177U)

110 How is netanyahu corrupt?


*********************************


He doesnt want to play nice with the fakistinians?

Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (vqIkG)

111 They'd need gps monitoring for that.
Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 07:59 PM

Isn't that standard for violent offenders, or is that just a US thing?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (/+bwe)

112 @davidhogg111

What fool put two months that both start with JU, and are 4 letters next to each other?


It's Caesar's fault!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (weya0)

113 101 91 you want to be a corrupt politician? ok if you say so.

..


Says the clown who voted for HRC and would vote for Biden.

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (MAstk)

114 59 Weird fact - Donald Trump's uncle was the government guy who helped seize all of Nikolai Tesla's documents after the man died in 1943.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:49 PM (CSYCT)


Another weird fact: Trump might be related to the man who discovered the Lewis Chessmen. Somebody said a few days ago that his mother was born on that island in 1912 and shared a surname with the man who discovered them in 1831. It's a small island, so they could very well have been related.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

115 I never woke up today. I've been dead all darned day. So I'm knocking off.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:35 PM

Hydrate, ace.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (1FhAQ)

116

CNN: Do you know WHO else had a settlement in Israel named after him?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (nvWy9)

117 Lol - Bibbi is just trolling the progs now!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (V2Yro)

118 >>What fool put two months that both start with JU, and are 4 letters next to each other?

I predict this idiot will pay dividends for Harvard for years to come.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (PxX58)

119 Trump Center
Port Trump
Cape Trump
Trumpopolis
Trumpland
Trump

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2019 08:04 PM (ETnOl)

120 If the tables were turned and that had been a pro (baby has no) choicer he had kicked, that f*ck would have gotten 6 months to a year in the slammer.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at June 17, 2019 08:04 PM (EgshT)

121 Isn't that standard for violent offenders, or is that just a US thing?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (/+bwe)


Not standard in the US. Though it is used and growing in frequency.

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 08:04 PM (MAstk)

122
You were misinformed. It is in the desert.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

Lake Trump will fix that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:04 PM (nvWy9)

123 don't those pallies know that their land is a nation of immigrants? or it doesn't work that way for people who aren't our allies?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 17, 2019 08:05 PM (JziUy)

124 Trump Fight Club

Trump Slum Town

Trump Tr-State Area

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 08:05 PM (q177U)

125

How soon before the MFM claims that Netanyahu made the okay sign during the speech as a signal to Trump?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:05 PM (nvWy9)

126 It is in the desert.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:51 PM (u82oZ)


North of a desert, east of the Kinneret (the Sea of Galilee).

Everything's packed pretty tightly in Israel

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 08:06 PM (weya0)

127 DaveA @105-Trumpanapolis.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 08:06 PM (qBNEP)

128 i hope this makes POTUS happy, deservedly so.

TRUMP 2020 !

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 17, 2019 08:06 PM (BQJef)

129 Well, I just booked the hotel....I'm going to Yellowstone in August!!!

I need to get the fuck away.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 17, 2019 08:06 PM (JcXHH)

130 I wonder why the Joos didn't do this for me? Eh, don't answer that.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (EgshT)


The Barry Obama rest stop and glory holes


Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:06 PM (nvWy9)

131 Best part of Trump Heights? Obama Public Bathrooms and Bathhouse. Wide stances are encouraged.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 17, 2019 08:07 PM (Lg/Uq)

132 The Barry Obama rest stop and glory holes

I would have happily settled for that.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 17, 2019 08:08 PM (EgshT)

133
Sniffy, please be more specific - the Arabs or the Dems?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 07:37 PM (Y4EXg

Yes.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2019 08:08 PM (4EqBd)

134 This is absolutely hilarious because it will drive the left crazy. LOL.

Posted by: John Baldwin at June 17, 2019 08:08 PM (F6hRV)

135 @LifeNewsHQ



CONVICTED!



Abortion Activist Jordan Hunt Sentenced to 8 Months Probation After Roundhouse Kicking Pro-Life Woman.





Not enough in my opinion. Remember this guy?



https://tinyurl.com/y3qnpul9

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)


Probation? That freak of nature should be rotting in jail

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:09 PM (nvWy9)

136 Well, I just booked the hotel....I'm going to Yellowstone in August!!!



I need to get the fuck away.


If that volcano that all the wildlife is currently running away from blows, you'll really get away. Most likely into low Earth orbit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55)

137 @kylegriffin1

New: Manafort was expected to be transferred to Rikers this month. But last week, prosecutors received a letter from Jeffrey Rosen, A.G. Barr's new top deputy, indicating that he was monitoring where Manafort would be held. Manafort now won't go to Rikers.

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 08:09 PM (cF8AT)

138 If that volcano that all the wildlife is currently running away from blows, you'll really get away. Most likely into low Earth orbit.

If the Yellowstone Caldera blows we'll all be gone, and frankly it will be quite a relief.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 08:11 PM (V2Yro)

139 Worst Anti-Semite Of All Time!

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 17, 2019 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

140 Trump Hectares - because bigly.

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 08:11 PM (FhXTo)

141 So the average abusive asshole when he kicks a woman in the head, gets thrown in PMITA Prison (tm) for years. but if he kicks a pro-life woman, he gets 'probation'.

The laws in this country are a joke. honk!honk!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM (ykYG2)

142 Isn't that standard for violent offenders, or is that just a US thing?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 08:03 PM (/+

Not standard in the US. Though it is used and growing in frequency.
Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 08:04 PM

I did not know that. It seems like every month around here some idiot cuts off the tether or gets caught by GPS.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM (/+bwe)

143 Probation? That freak of nature should be rotting in jail

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:09 PM (nvWy9)


Darn good thing our judicial class is impartia, or we might start to lose faith in that "Nation of Laws" concept!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM (AZxMX)

144 If the Yellowstone Caldera blows we'll all be gone, and frankly it will be quite a relief.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 08:11 PM (V2Yro)


=======


I can kill Commies in hell with impunity, right?

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM (WqPYg)

145 The laws in this country are a joke. honk!honk!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM (ykYG2)

The people who administrate those laws are a joke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 08:13 PM (yWXpx)

146 I can kill Commies in hell with impunity, right?
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM (WqPYg)


Yeah, what can they do? Send you to hell?

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 08:13 PM (aS1PU)

147 the Yellowstone Caldera blows we'll all be gone, and frankly it will be quite a relief.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 08:11 PM (V2Yro)


Having a bad day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 08:14 PM (yWXpx)

148 Didn't netanyahu's wife just plea deal to avoid prison? As for ram at trump. Look up alsace-lorraine.
Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2019 07:48 PM (/EICx)

*************

Go get your bony ass fucked by the barbed horn of an angry rhino ebola infested, shithead.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 17, 2019 08:14 PM (+dsLj)

149 Rename California 'Bibi-land' in return? Surely the idea should be floated. If only to call the critics anti semites.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 17, 2019 08:14 PM (Lg/Uq)

150 If the Yellowstone Caldera blows we'll all be gone, and frankly it will be quite a relief.

Ain't that the truth. Getting pretty sick of all the world's constant unnecessary bullshit.


I should mow a bullseye into the back yard of Casa Backwardio.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 08:14 PM (HaL55)

151 Trump's Bulging Knolls and Gift Center.

Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2019 08:14 PM (kLDv+)

152 Yellowstone Caldera detonating...

A bit of an extreme solution to all the rot in academia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 08:15 PM (CSYCT)

153 PDT is more popular in Israel than he is here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 08:15 PM (yWXpx)

154 Is it ok to turn this into a bash the Commie Vegans thread?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 17, 2019 08:15 PM (Lktpy)

155
As for ram at trump. Look up alsace-lorraine.

Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2019 07:48 PM (/EICx)



This is some quality incoherent drivel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:15 PM (nvWy9)

156 The laws in this country are a joke. honk!honk!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM (ykYG2)


I'm beginning to understand why they are banning the "Honk! Honk!" meme, It is scary to the ruling class when you can capture the absurdity of the entire SJW movement in two words!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:15 PM (AZxMX)

157 I can kill Commies in hell with impunity, right?
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM (WqPYg)

Yup.....speaking of killing commies.

Russian band ANJ and "Gorbachev".

Zombie Stalins, twinkies and hot babes.

https://tinyurl.com/7o6lu8q

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2019 08:16 PM (Z+IKu)

158 Trump Heights sounds like a rocket magnet.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 08:17 PM (Yo3dV)

159 If the Yellowstone Caldera blows we'll all be gone, and frankly it will be quite a relief.

***************

Can we all wait on that until I realize my bucket list dream of being spanked by a bikini clad Tiffany Trump first? Thank you.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 17, 2019 08:17 PM (+dsLj)

160 >>Didn't netanyahu's wife just plea deal to avoid prison? As for ram at trump. Look up alsace-lorraine.
Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2019 07:48 PM (/EICx)

*************

Go get your bony ass fucked by the barbed horn of an angry rhino ebola infested, shithead.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen
***********

Is it Monday again already?

Posted by: raimondo at June 17, 2019 08:17 PM (2cuLk)

161 This is some quality incoherent drivel

I looked it up: it's Fwench salad dressing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 08:17 PM (HaL55)

162 This is some quality incoherent drivel

Only the finest in incoherent drivel is allowed on this smart military blog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 08:17 PM (CSYCT)

163 Go get your bony ass fucked by the barbed horn of an angry rhino ebola infested, shithead.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 17, 2019 08:14 PM (+dsLj)

Please to not quote those of inferior intellect like soymondo, but to mock them mercilessly is OK!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:18 PM (AZxMX)

164 112 @davidhogg111

What fool put two months that both start with JU, and are 4 letters next to each other?

It's Caesar's fault
*************************
That guy that fixes bad dogs?

Posted by: The Hoggster at June 17, 2019 08:18 PM (kR3UB)

165
I can kill Commies in hell with impunity, right?
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM (WqPYg)

Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Hold on there

Posted by: Azazel, Demons Local 210 Union Steward at June 17, 2019 08:18 PM (jp0Bv)

166 141 So the average abusive asshole when he kicks a woman in the head, gets thrown in PMITA Prison (tm) for years. but if he kicks a pro-life woman, he gets 'probation'.

The laws in this country are a joke. honk!honk!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM (ykYG2)

hate to say it, but women need to go back to the old rules - don't go out in public and attract attention to yourself unless you've got a pretty big guy with you, who can take care of any of the "unwanted" attention that shows up.

Every time societies get away from that model, we circle back around to where everyone remembers why it was necessary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 08:18 PM (V2Yro)

167 Please to not quote those of inferior intellect like soymondo, but to mock them mercilessly is OK!

*******************

In Russia, soy eats YOU!

Posted by: Yakov at June 17, 2019 08:19 PM (+dsLj)

168 Tom Servo @ 138- Superb idea. I agree that the Yellowstone volcano would be a hit job by a local contractor, and not a machete job by some non-citizen like a damn asteroid from who knows where.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 08:19 PM (qBNEP)

169 Probation? That freak of nature should be rotting in jail

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:09 PM (nvWy9)

Darn good thing our judicial class is impartia, or we might start to lose faith in that "Nation of Laws" concept!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:12 PM

It's Canada, the same country that threw pro-life Mary Wagner in jail for not signing an agreement to stay away from abortion clinics. She did four months while awaiting trial, then got arrested again.

I'm surprised Jordan Hunt wasn't convicted on a lesser charge than assault, frankly.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 08:19 PM (/+bwe)

170 Lorraine figured out to give us bacon in quiche. I think Alsace may have come up with some sort of poodle.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 08:20 PM (fuK7c)

171 In Russia, soy eats YOU!

Posted by: Yakov at June 17, 2019 08:19 PM (+dsLj)


Da, and soymundo has eaten more than a few I'd wager!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:20 PM (AZxMX)

172 Tucker just played a clip of Kirsten Gillibrand saying that pro-life people should not be judges.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2019 08:21 PM (RBOtF)

173 Ja, a short-hair poodle that can rip your throat out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 08:21 PM (CSYCT)

174 Lorraine figured out to give us bacon in quiche. I think Alsace may have come up with some sort of poodle.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 08:20 PM (fuK7c)

Oh sweet Lorraine knew how to keep me warm at night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 08:21 PM (yWXpx)

175 168 Tom Servo @ 138- Superb idea. I agree that the Yellowstone volcano would be a hit job by a local contractor, and not a machete job by some non-citizen like a damn asteroid from who knows where.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 08:19 PM (qBNEP)

LOL - Keep the business Local!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 08:22 PM (V2Yro)

176 Tucker just played a clip of Kirsten Gillibrand saying that pro-life people should not be judges.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2019 08:21 PM (RBOtF)

Well at least she might let us live

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 08:22 PM (yWXpx)

177 LMAO, awesome.

Did 0bama get anything more than a bathhouse named after him overseas?

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 08:22 PM (XAYDB)

178 It's Canada, the same country that threw pro-life Mary Wagner in jail for not signing an agreement to stay away from abortion clinics. She did four months while awaiting trial, then got arrested again.

I'm surprised Jordan Hunt wasn't convicted on a lesser charge than assault, frankly.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 08:19 PM (/+bwe)


Sorry, it's getting harder and harder to tell the hosers from the US...

except we've still got Trump!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:22 PM (AZxMX)

179 Please to not quote those of inferior intellect like soymondo, but to mock them mercilessly is OK!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:18 PM (AZxMX)



Trump and Alsace-Lorraine. It's so dumb it needs to be repeated and have his/her/its nose rubbed in it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:22 PM (nvWy9)

180 Go get your bony ass fucked by the barbed horn of an angry rhino ebola infested, shithead.

I've seen pictures of Meredith Raimondo, and "bony ass" is not the first phrase that comes to mind.

I also choose to believe that she is in fact our Raimondo.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

181 Sheila Jackson Lee will be having actor Danny Glover speak about reparations before a House subcommittee. And he's worth 40 million.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2019 08:23 PM (RBOtF)

182
Tucker just played a clip of Kirsten Gillibrand saying that pro-life people should not be judges.


Wow, Progs really really think that killing innocent little babies is the thing to do. How the fuck do those satanic animals sleep at night, I wonder? Lots of drugs?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 08:23 PM (HaL55)

183

Dead hyena penis is exquisite!

Posted by: Rainmando at June 17, 2019 08:24 PM (rdqB3)

184 Haiti?

Do not get me started on that shitehole.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2019 08:24 PM (Vzb0I)

185

Alsace Lorraine let the party carry on
You and I will swim the sea

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 08:26 PM (aKsyK)

186 Fierce pitching duel on in Omaha.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 08:26 PM (XAYDB)

187 Yasher koach, Bibi!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2019 08:26 PM (EZebt)

188 Sheila Jackson Lee will be having actor Danny Glover speak about reparations before a House subcommittee. And he's worth 40 million.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2019 08:23 PM

How much is 40 acres and a mule in today's dollars, anyway?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 08:26 PM (/+bwe)

189 Un fucking real

The Clinton-donors at Crowdstrike write a report. The DNC report is redacted by Democrat lawyers.

The FBI doesn't even ASK for the full fucking report.

But somehow an American will be imprisoned based on deceiving the US Government?


FUCK


YOU

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 08:27 PM (LL1Be)

190 Sheila Jackson Lee will be having actor Danny Glover speak about reparations before a House subcommittee

IS his bestest pal Chavez coming also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 08:28 PM (yWXpx)

191 Sheila Jackson Lee will be having actor Danny Glover speak about reparations before a House subcommittee. And he's worth 40 million.
=====

Do they get to ask questions?

1. What is your net worth?
2. How long were you subject to involuntary servitude?
3. With your net worth, do you think you're entitled to a cut? Why or why not?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 17, 2019 08:28 PM (JcXHH)

192 So the average abusive asshole when he kicks a woman in the head, gets
thrown in PMITA Prison (tm) for years. but if he kicks a pro-life woman,
he gets 'probation'.



The laws in this country are a joke.


You should see what happens when you answer DOJ's questions with 'wrongspeech'?

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

193 NGU, does Ramat Trump, Israel have an address?

I want to send those ten families a gift basket from Texas, Pecans, fruitcakes and jalapenos.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2019 08:30 PM (HNU3P)

194 Do some shelving, Ace.. it relaxes the brain...
Just make sure to use good anchors in those walls that are probably turn of the century plaster over lath...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 08:30 PM (438dO)

195 Wait a minute. I did not know this. Do you know this?

Mr. Grassley, the Senate's longest-serving Republican, has been pressing the State Department to divulge more details about the aftermath of Mrs. Clinton's email troubles.

Last year the department told him Mrs. Clinton had asked that her security clearance be suspended, and five other people Mrs. Clinton had designated as researchers in need of clearances had been withdrawn.


https://tinyurl.com/y4pxp7vd

(Wash Times)

There's like 1.5 million people with security clearances, but Shrillary ain't one of them. Bwahahaha.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2019 08:30 PM (Z4rgH)

196 US Laws: Good until 1960.

Since 1960, unevenly applied to render no true justice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

197 Sheila Jackson Lee will be having actor Danny Glover speak about reparations before a House subcommittee



IS his bestest pal Chavez coming also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

...........
Maybe he and Mel Gibson can do good-cop/bad-cop??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 08:31 PM (438dO)

198 Sheila Jackson Lee will be having actor Danny Glover speak about reparations before a House subcommittee



IS his bestest pal Chavez coming also?


"Mr. Glover, why are you speaking before this august body about an issue that was outlawed over 150 years ago at the cost of over 600,000 dead Americans?"

- things we'll never hear at that ridiculous dog and pony show of a racist hearing

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 08:32 PM (HaL55)

199 Remember when Lindsey Graham said to the Dems: "Boy, y'all want power, God I hope you never get it."

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2019 08:32 PM (RBOtF)

200 Who run Trump town?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 08:32 PM (t6MX/)

201 NGU, I want to send the residents of Ramat Trump a gift basket for their renaming. Texas pecans, fruitcake and jalapenos.

How would I find an address?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2019 08:33 PM (HNU3P)

202 NGU, does Ramat Trump, Israel have an address?

I want to send those ten families a gift basket from Texas, Pecans, fruitcakes and jalapenos.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2019 08:30 PM (HNU3P)

Sure. I will find out for you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 08:33 PM (yWXpx)

203 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2019 08:30 PM (Z4rgH)

Takeaway:
"But Mrs. Clinton was too ignorant of the risksto be able to be charged, former FBI Director James B. Comey concluded in 2016 -- a decision the Obama Justice Department quickly ratified, amid the presidential election."

A Nation of Laws not Men...

If only someone had told her...

Posted by: Commissar Costanza Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:34 PM (AZxMX)

204 Takeaway:
"But Mrs. Clinton was too ignorant of the risksto be able to be charged, former FBI Director James B. Comey concluded in 2016 -- a decision the Obama Justice Department quickly ratified, amid the presidential election."
=====

And here I was under the mistaken impression, well, my whole life, that ignorance was no excuse.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 17, 2019 08:36 PM (JcXHH)

205 NGU, I want to send the residents of Ramat Trump a gift basket for their renaming. Texas pecans, fruitcake and jalapenos.


California will cover the fruitcakes, you can send BBQ.

Posted by: Anchovy at June 17, 2019 08:37 PM (srWwQ)

206 A former FBI agent hired by St. Louis Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner to help in the criminal investigation of then-Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens is now facing charges himself.

A grand jury indictment made public on Monday charged William Tisaby with seven felony counts, including multiple perjury charges. His conduct during the investigation was a factor in prosecutors dropping the felony invasion of privacy charge against the governor.

https://tinyurl.com/y5fycuwa

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 08:37 PM (cF8AT)

207 former FBI agent hired by St. Louis Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner to help in the criminal investigation of then-Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens is now facing charges himself.
=====

Top. Men.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 17, 2019 08:38 PM (JcXHH)

208 If you type in reparations and your browsers isn't set of safe search - you get a lot of responses in which it seem black men aren't looking for money, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2019 08:38 PM (25Dt7)

209 And here I was under the mistaken impression, well, my whole life, that ignorance was no excuse.

That is just normal ignorance. Hillary is Olympic level ignorant. Different class.

Posted by: Anchovy at June 17, 2019 08:38 PM (srWwQ)

210 Anchovy, Corsicana is the fruitcake capitol of the world. Fortunately it is the edible variety and the owner of Collin Street Bakery is a friend and he will love this.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2019 08:39 PM (HNU3P)

211 Crap, 2 out run for Michigan

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 08:40 PM (XAYDB)

212
You know damn well the DNCC would have kept that server in pristine condition and let anyone in the FBI, CIA, CNN, MSNBC, etc have a their experts examine the server if there was actual evidence it was hacked by the Russians. What happened is that Crowdstrike was tasked with finding some stray IP addresses that pinged the server that once were shared the same server farm of some Russian govt. agency/actors.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 17, 2019 08:41 PM (Xqo6t)

213 Well, the predicted rain has just hit here with a vengeance. If this keeps up, I just may have to get a new roof!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:41 PM (AZxMX)

214 Commissar, here too.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2019 08:43 PM (xzK3J)

215
AOC: 'Hyde Amendment Is about Income Inequality' Not Abortion


Speaking of incoherent drivel the mental defective spews forth again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:43 PM (nvWy9)

216 213 Well, the predicted rain has just hit here with a vengeance. If this keeps up, I just may have to get a new roof!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:41 PM (AZxMX)

214 Commissar, here too.
Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2019 08:43 PM (xzK3J)

We had a down pour about 15 mins. ago. It's now slowed to just spitting.

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 08:43 PM (cF8AT)

217
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 08:44 PM (KCxzN)

218 @washingtonpost

Perspective: Twenty-five years ago, O.J. Simpson showed white Americans just how conditional their comfort with black athletes was.


Yeah, had nothing to do with that whole double murder thingy....

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

219 Posted by: Commissar Costanza Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:34 PM (AZxMX)

Yeah I saw that part too. Here's the thing -- He had already written the draft 'no charge' summary before the FBI Clinton interview.

"So what you were saying, Mr. Comey, is that you concluded Hillary was an ignoramus before the formal proof in an interview?"

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2019 08:45 PM (Z4rgH)

220 Fitton: Emails Show Obama State Department's Role in Anti-Trump Coup Cabal
*******
Bitly is shitting the bed right now, tried 6 times & error

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 17, 2019 08:45 PM (BqBId)

221 An affirmative action FBI agent - what a surprise.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 08:47 PM (V2Yro)

222 Deep State- I hope Victoria Nuland needs fluids for being scared shitless.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2019 08:48 PM (HNU3P)

223 "So what you were saying, Mr. Comey, is that you concluded Hillary was an ignoramus before the formal proof in an interview?"

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2019 08:45 PM (Z4rgH)


Funny thing, everywhere I ever worked, the going in rule was if you're too stupid to be trusted with the job, you are not getting the job!

I guess there must be an exception if you are both corrupt AND stupid!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:48 PM (AZxMX)

224 Perspective: Twenty-five years ago, O.J. Simpson showed white Americans
just how conditional their comfort with black athletes was.

--

What the h*ll is that even supposed to mean?

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 17, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)

225 @washingtonpost
Perspective: Twenty-five years ago, O.J. Simpson showed white Americans just how conditional their comfort with black athletes was.
Yeah, had nothing to do with that whole double murder thingy....
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

Yup....I always hated OJ because he was an asshole.

The whole double murder thing was just the icing on the cake.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

226 Perspective: Twenty-five years ago, O.J. Simpson showed white Americans

just how conditional their comfort with black athletes was.

--

What the h*ll is that even supposed to mean?


Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 17, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)


You're a racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:49 PM (nvWy9)

227 224 Perspective: Twenty-five years ago, O.J. Simpson showed white Americans
just how conditional their comfort with black athletes was.

--

What the h*ll is that even supposed to mean?
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 17, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)

It means white privilege. Fuck you whitey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 08:49 PM (yWXpx)

228 Israel is hoping the rebranded "Ramat Trump," Hebrew for "Trump Heights," will encourage a wave of residents to vastly expand it.

_________________________

I suspect the real underlying purpose is that should that tiny settlement meet with something bad, the US President at the moment would have a personal interest in assuring "all accounts were paid back in full." It's clever diplomacy on Bibi's part.

Posted by: Orson at June 17, 2019 08:50 PM (0PbZi)

229 What the h*ll is that even supposed to mean?

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 17, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)

Link to tweet and article but I'm sure it's behind a paywall.

https://tinyurl.com/y6xwwsgn

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

230 Lady in Black: Conditional? Well yeah, fair enough. I'm uncomfortable with people that brutally murder two individuals. I guess that is a condition.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 17, 2019 08:50 PM (5S5fG)

231 Perspective: Twenty-five years ago, O.J. Simpson showed white Americans
just how conditional their comfort with black athletes was.

--

What the h*ll is that even supposed to mean?

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 17, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)


The original phrase was "how conditional their comfort with black athlete murderers was." and that made far more sense!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:50 PM (AZxMX)

232 If OJ had been white, I would have been totally fine with Hume murdering his wife and her friend. Yep, the WaPo nailed it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 08:51 PM (gC2IV)

233 Perspective: Twenty-five years ago, O.J. Simpson showed white Americans
just how conditional their comfort with black athletes was.
=====

So, WaPo thinks rich, famous black males should be able to commit crimes, even murder, with impunity?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 17, 2019 08:51 PM (JcXHH)

234 Yup....I always hated OJ because he was an asshole.

The whole double murder thing was just the icing on the cake.



Seriously? I loved OJ. Everybody loved OJ. He was cute and cuddly until the little beheading incident.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 08:51 PM (fuK7c)

235 Meanwhile oj threatened someone on Twitter today with a symbol of a knife? A violation of his parole?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 08:51 PM (yWXpx)

236 26 years ago we were totally comfortable with double murderers, as long as they were white. Who didn't love that cuddly upstart Ed Gein?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 17, 2019 08:51 PM (5S5fG)

237 How the fuck did that happen? Him not Hume.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 08:52 PM (gC2IV)

238 If only someone had told her...
Posted by: Commissar Costanza Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:34 PM (AZxMX)

It seems like every couple years I've signed new forms telling me what I can and cannot do with classified information, and information systems, reinforced by multiple annual and quarterly refreshers.

I've never seen "store code word classified information on a computer in my basement that is connected to the internet" as an authorized use.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2019 08:52 PM (4EqBd)

239 PDT is more popular in Israel than he is here

I think Trump is a lot more popular here than the MSM would have us believe.

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 08:52 PM (Y9Ocz)

240

OJ in Naked Gun, murdered 10 million ways on the boat? Hilarious!

Posted by: Rainmando at June 17, 2019 08:52 PM (rdqB3)

241


The Broadway production of a play about Bill and Hillary Clinton talking frankly about her 2008 presidential campaign will close a month ahead of schedule, due to low ticket sales.

Starring Laurie Metcalf and John Lithgow, Hillary and Clinton was set to close on July 21 but will instead close June 23. It cost $4.2 million to produce.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, "Hillary and Clinton is not based on the real Clintons, but instead characters with the same name in an alternate universe," and its early closing is linked to "underwhelming ticket sales." Set in a New Hampshire hotel room during that state's 2008 Democratic primary, it touches on marriage and sexism in politics.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 08:52 PM (aKsyK)

242 WaPo is taking a beating in the replies....

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 08:52 PM (cF8AT)

243 How the fuck did that happen? Him not Hume.

--

Keyboard gremlins.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 17, 2019 08:53 PM (JoUsr)

244 What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole when they got to Heaven?

Here's your fuckin sunglasses.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 08:53 PM (gC2IV)

245 25 years ago, America was comfortable calling a murderer a murderer, even if it would upset the mentally unbalanced.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 17, 2019 08:53 PM (JziUy)

246 Seriously? I loved OJ. Everybody loved OJ. He was cute and cuddly until the little beheading incident.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 08:51 PM (fuK7c)


You behead one ex-wife and her "friend", and suddenly everybody gets upset...

If only someone had told me that was out of bounds!

Posted by: Commissar Costanza Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:53 PM (AZxMX)

247 Good evening ya Morons.

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 17, 2019 08:54 PM (Yi5wO)

248 Starring Laurie Metcalf and John Lithgow, Hillary and Clinton was set to close on July 21 but will instead close June 23. It cost $4.2 million to produce.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 08:52 PM (aKsyK)


More of this, please. There's clearly an underserved market clamoring for it.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

249 Seriously? I loved OJ. Everybody loved OJ. He was cute and cuddly until the little beheading incident.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 08:51 PM (fuK7c)


Not me. He went to USC. Rat bastards

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:54 PM (nvWy9)

250 Tucker had on another female athlete knocked out of competition due to 2 transgenders competing.

Lawyer mentioned that 1 male (competing as female) now holds 10 Connecticut High School records which were once held by females.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2019 08:55 PM (RBOtF)

251 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 08:55 PM (t+qrx)

252 Set in a New Hampshire hotel room during that state's 2008 Democratic primary, it touches on marriage and sexism in politics."

Damn, I liked John Lithgow - can't believe he hooked up with a turd like this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 08:55 PM (V2Yro)

253
Tucker had on another female athlete knocked out of competition due to 2 transgenders competing.


Lawyer mentioned that 1 male (competing as female) now holds 10 Connecticut High School records which were once held by females.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2019 08:55 PM (RBOtF)


You've come a long way baby buddy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (nvWy9)

254 I've never seen "store code word classified information on a computer in my basement that is connected to the internet" as an authorized use.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2019 08:52 PM (4EqBd)



So you never got the #HillaryPrivilege form 42B addendum?

Posted by: Commissar Costanza Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (AZxMX)

255 I loved OJ. Everybody loved OJ. He was cute and cuddly until the little beheading incident.

I didn't give much of a shit about OJ on account I didn't watch FUH BUH on those days.

OJ was in The Naked Gun getting hit on the head a lot. He was also in Capricorn One, which was Moon-Landing Denialism before it was cool, presumably because he'd got hit on the head a lot, although not as hard as the screenwriters had got hit on the head.

First I really heard about OJ was when he was decapitating blondes and Jews.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)

256 Boys competing in girls sports remind of Kramer at the kids dojo. We're all at the same skill level!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (5S5fG)

257 More of this, please. There's clearly an underserved market clamoring for it.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

Take it on the road. LA, Frisco, Austin, Minneapolis.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (4EqBd)

258 CURTAIN GOES UP IN 3...2...1 ==> Sheila Jackson Lee To Have Actor Danny Glover Speak On Reparations http://bit.ly/2IHjVjE

-
Yeah, boy, if anybody ever deserved reparations, it's Danny Glover.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)

259 Q: How do we know O.J. didn't kill Ron and Nicole?



A: Buffalo Bills don't stab. They choke.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (XAYDB)

260 Seriously? I loved OJ. Everybody loved OJ. He was cute and cuddly until the little beheading incident.

The way he came out of the sky and slipped into the Hertz rent a car was epic. Who'd a thunk he'd start that crap.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 08:57 PM (K22Va)

261
So you never got the #HillaryPrivilege form 42B addendum?
Posted by: Commissar Costanza Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (AZxMX)

Never got read in on that program, I guess.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2019 08:57 PM (4EqBd)

262 Seriously? I loved OJ. Everybody loved OJ. He was cute and cuddly until the little beheading incident.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 08:51 PM (fuK7c)

It was all an act......OJ was fake as the day is long.

You'd think he would have been man enough to own what he did, but the asshole inside wouldn't let him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2019 08:58 PM (Z+IKu)

263 CURTAIN GOES UP IN 3...2...1 ==> Sheila Jackson Lee To Have Actor Danny Glover Speak On Reparations http://bit.ly/2IHjVjE
=====

Maybe his pseudobulbar affect will flare and he will giggle and cry, maybe shit his pants, at inappropriate times and for no reason.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 17, 2019 08:58 PM (JcXHH)

264 Tucker had on another female athlete knocked out of competition due to 2 transgenders competing.

----

But men have traditionally been underrepresented in womens' sports. So, this is a good thing.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 17, 2019 08:58 PM (JziUy)

265 Let's hope one of the ten residents of newly named Rabat Trump doesn't die or move. NYT headline --

Population of Trump named town is decimated after the naming, residents blame Trump

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2019 08:58 PM (Z4rgH)

266 The Broadway production of a play about Bill and Hillary Clinton talking frankly about her 2008 presidential campaign will close a month ahead of schedule, due to low ticket sales.

-
Hasn't that poor woman suffered enough?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 08:59 PM (+y/Ru)

267 Yeah, boy, if anybody ever deserved reparations*, it's Danny Glover.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)



*Not sure that "reparations" is exactly the right word for what he deserves...

Posted by: Commissar Costanza Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:59 PM (AZxMX)

268 Set in a New Hampshire hotel room during that state's 2008 Democratic primary, it touches on marriage and sexism in politics.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 08:52 PM (aKsyK)


My God, that sounds so fucking stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 17, 2019 08:59 PM (ufFY8)

269 Take it on the road. LA, Frisco, Austin, Minneapolis.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (4EqBd)


Cleveland, Grand Rapids, Pittsburgh...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)

270
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:00 PM (KCxzN)

271

Are Bruce Jenner's Olympic medals null and void since now he's pretending to be a woman and he won them as a man?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 09:00 PM (nvWy9)

272 Take it on the road. LA, Frisco, Austin, Minneapolis.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (4EqBd)

Cleveland, Grand Rapids, Pittsburgh...
Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)


Milwaukee, Green Bay...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 09:01 PM (t+qrx)

273 A: Buffalo Bills don't stab. They choke.


Oh, we're going old school?

Q: What's OJ's logon?

A: Slash slash backslash slash slash escape

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 09:01 PM (fuK7c)

274 There was a 30 for 30 doc about the day of the Bronco chase in '94, and how that utterly overwhelmed what was a pretty exciting sports day, e.g., Knicks taking 3-2 lead in the Finals over Rockets, Arnold Palmer's last Major, banner game for Ken Griffey, Jr.

I didn't even know Arnold Palmer once did a Hertz ad with O.J. --it was weird. Total opposites in terms of personal character.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:02 PM (XAYDB)

275 I always thought Danny Glover's oldest daughter in Lethal Weapon had a really creepy incest vibe to it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2019 09:02 PM (HNU3P)

276
Cedar Rapids, Big Rapids, Rapid City, Gary

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:02 PM (KCxzN)

277 I can tell you exactly where I was exactly 25 years ago right now, because it was so surreal. I had just arrived in California fresh out of "A" School the day before to report aboard my ship. I had time to check out some things around town so a classmate who also had orders to 32nd Street and I had just walked into this fine establishment:


https://tinyurl.com/y3tt67m9


Shortly after we arrived, everyone in the joint, including the featured employees, was fixated on the TV and speculating if OJ was making a run for Mexico, and if so, when he would pass by on the I-5 just outside.

Posted by: Bert G at June 17, 2019 09:03 PM (OMsf+)

278 also, as a Houston fan, fuck you OJ for doing that chase during the Rockets finals against the Knicks, the first time a Houston team was within a shot of winning a championship.

THAT right there deserved a hangin'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

279 What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole when they got to Heaven?

Here's your fuckin sunglasses.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 08:53 PM (gC2IV)

I'm going to Hell for laughing hard at that.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 17, 2019 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

280 New: Manafort was expected to be transferred to Rikers this month. But last week, prosecutors received a letter from Jeffrey Rosen, A.G. Barr's new top deputy, indicating that he was monitoring where Manafort would be held. Manafort now won't go to Rikers.
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 08:09 PM (cF8AT)
~~~~~

Good. Finally some sanity.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 17, 2019 09:03 PM (NtglE)

281 276


Cedar Rapids, Big Rapids, Rapid City, Gary

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:02 PM (KCxzN)

South Bend, Niles, Constantine, Mendon.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 17, 2019 09:04 PM (ufFY8)

282 huh. I wonder if Danny Glover had ever rented some poontang in visits to the Dominican Republic. and if he checked ID

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 09:05 PM (ykYG2)

283 I didn't even know Arnold Palmer once did a Hertz ad with O.J. --it was weird. Total opposites in terms of personal character.
Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:02 PM (XAYDB)

Arnold loved the ladies. Not as much as Tiger Woods but he had his share.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 17, 2019 09:05 PM (2DOZq)

284 I ran into Danny Glover in an elevator 20 years ago when he was big.

He looked at me hoping to be recognized.

And so I said "Mr Glover I'm a big fan of your work."

And he shrank away from me like a spider on a hot skillet.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 17, 2019 09:05 PM (6/uwW)

285
Bismark, Aimes, Carbondale, Elizabethtown, Jeffersonville

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:06 PM (KCxzN)

286 Cedar Rapids, Big Rapids, Rapid City, Gary

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:02 PM (KCxzN)

South Bend, Niles, Constantine, Mendon.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 17, 2019 09:04 PM (ufFY

Corsicana,

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 09:06 PM (AZxMX)

287 Totally OT:

Anyone know WHY Comey went after Martha Stewart so doggedly?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 17, 2019 09:06 PM (NtglE)

288 The 1933 version of Jean Harlow was really something.
She died way too young.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 17, 2019 09:06 PM (ufFY8)

289 "The settlement isn't exactly new. Currently known as Bruchim, it is over 30 years old and has a population of 10 people.

Israel is hoping the rebranded "Ramat Trump," Hebrew for "Trump Heights," will encourage a wave of residents to vastly expand it."


What will they say about this at Zero Hedge?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 17, 2019 09:07 PM (S6Pax)

290 huh. I wonder if Danny Glover had ever rented some poontang in visits to the Dominican Republic. and if he checked ID

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 09:05 PM (ykYG2)


Wouldn't checking ID be racist?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 09:07 PM (AZxMX)

291 Anyone know WHY Comey went after Martha Stewart so doggedly?

---

the burning bush told him to

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 17, 2019 09:07 PM (JziUy)

292 Ive also met Arnie and OJ. Both were extremely nice and Juice wasn't the least bit stabby.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 17, 2019 09:07 PM (6/uwW)

293 Anyone know WHY Comey went after Martha Stewart so doggedly?
Posted by: IrishEi at June 17, 2019 09:06 PM (NtglE)

I'm guessing celebrity so it gets the case in the news. Comey does love attention.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 17, 2019 09:07 PM (2DOZq)

294 Heh, that 30 for 30 is on now.

But so is the CWS.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:08 PM (XAYDB)

295
Mexia, Refugio, Kingville, Little Rock

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:08 PM (KCxzN)

296 Anyone know WHY Comey went after Martha Stewart so doggedly?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 17, 2019 09:06 PM (NtglE)


I always thought it was to codify the whole concept of "flexible" process crimes into effective law.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 09:08 PM (AZxMX)

297 Take it on the road. LA, Frisco, Austin, Minneapolis.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2019 08:56 PM (4EqBd)



Cleveland, Grand Rapids, Pittsburgh...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)



And Cuc....amonga

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 09:09 PM (nvWy9)

298 *Not sure that "reparations" is exactly the right word for what he deserves...
Posted by: Commissar Costanza Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 08:59 PM (AZxMX)

--Maybe a brain transplant?

Dumbass thought global warming caused the Haiti earthquake.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:11 PM (XAYDB)

299
Little Rock (two shows), Round Rock, Flat Rock, Rock City

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:11 PM (KCxzN)

300 And Cuc....amonga
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 09:09 PM

As a kid, I always thought that was a joke until a friend moved to Upland and I realized that the next town over was Rancho Cucamonga.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2019 09:12 PM (Vzb0I)

301
this is gonna be a hell of a tour...I'll have to buy a fedora

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:12 PM (KCxzN)

302
Joplin, Missouri

Oklahoma City looks oh-so prettyYou'll see Amarillo, a-Gallup, New Mexico

Flagstaff, Arizona, don't forget Winona

Klingman, Barstow, San Bernardino

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 09:13 PM (nvWy9)

303 Kingman
The Klingons live at Klingman

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 17, 2019 09:15 PM (w7KSn)

304 this is gonna be a hell of a tour...I'll have to buy a fedora
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:12 PM (KCxzN)


Bozo Conservative has one he'd let you borrow, I bet.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 09:15 PM (t+qrx)

305
Possum Snot, Kallikak, Burgoo, Kidneystone Pass, Mushrat Dell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:15 PM (Wx/+I)

306 287 Totally OT:

Anyone know WHY Comey went after Martha Stewart so doggedly?
Posted by: IrishEi at June 17, 2019 09:06 PM (NtglE)

------------

She used teeth during the interview?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 09:16 PM (gC2IV)

307 Branson, Key West, New Orleans, Jackson

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 09:16 PM (AZxMX)

308 Truth or Consequences, NM

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2019 09:17 PM (xzK3J)

309
if I borrow anything from Bozo Conservative, it'll be the cape

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:17 PM (KCxzN)

310 this is gonna be a hell of a tour...I'll have to buy a fedora

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:12 PM (KCxzN)

More like a top hat and spats...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 09:17 PM (AZxMX)

311
The Broadway production of a play about Bill and Hillary Clinton talking frankly about her 2008 presidential campaign will close a month ahead of schedule, due to low ticket sales.

=====

I read a review somewhere. It said the play wasn't very friendly towards the Clintons.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 09:17 PM (rEfh+)

312
Intercourse and Blue Ball, PA

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:18 PM (Wx/+I)

313 278 also, as a Houston fan, fuck you OJ for doing that chase during the Rockets finals against the Knicks, the first time a Houston team was within a shot of winning a championship.

THAT right there deserved a hangin'.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

--Knicks went up 3-2, then lost the last two and the Rockets won.

Meanwhile, Mike was down in Birmingham trying to get his baseball career going. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:18 PM (XAYDB)

314
Climax, Michigan

it's about 90 minutes from Hell

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:19 PM (KCxzN)

315 So, when do we start naming elementary schools in honor of Trump?

Posted by: Emmie at June 17, 2019 09:19 PM (4HMW8)

316 How far is Ramat Trump from Magedo?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

317 Lickskillet, Defuniac Springs, Resume Speed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 09:22 PM (HaL55)

318
Meanwhile, Mike was down in Birmingham trying to get his baseball career going. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:18 PM (XAYDB)


Bo Jackson was the only successful two-sport player. Baseball is damn tough to succeed at.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:22 PM (Wx/+I)

319 We should name preschools in Trump's name, all through the Oberlin area. Imagine the triggering

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)

320 Bo Jackson was the only successful two-sport player. Baseball is damn tough to succeed at.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:22 PM (Wx/+I)
Didn't Deion play in a World Series and a Super Bowl?

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM (n13/j)

321 Flagstaff, Arizona, don't forget Winona

Klingman, Barstow, San Bernardino

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Don't make wrong turn at Alberquerque.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM (S6Pax)

322 if I borrow anything from Bozo Conservative, it'll be the cape
Posted by: AltonJackson

Huh?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM (S6Pax)

323 Bucksnort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM (6qErC)

324 Tommy Henry is just too good tonight.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:25 PM (XAYDB)

325 At first I was thinking of cities she didn't campaign in but now I have no idea what we're doing and I'm afraid to ask because then everyone will know that I haven't got a clue.

Dowagiac.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 09:25 PM (t+qrx)

326 Netanyahu Renames Golan Heights Town "Ramat Trump," or "Trump Heights"

Good God - Trump AND Netanyahu are anti-Semites!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 09:25 PM (1GThF)

327
Didn't Deion play in a World Series and a Super Bowl?

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM (n13/j)


Thank you, yes. Silly me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:26 PM (Wx/+I)

328 Didn't Deion play in a World Series and a Super Bowl?"

Nah. Did "Runaround Sue", tho...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 17, 2019 09:26 PM (6qErC)

329 Posted by: Bugs Bunny at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM (S6Pax)

Nice hash. Wanna trade?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 09:26 PM (HaL55)

330 Bo Jackson was the only successful two-sport player. Baseball is damn tough to succeed at.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:22 PM (Wx/+I)

--Didn't Jim Thorpe play in the Majors?

I'll have to look that up. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:27 PM (XAYDB)

331 Good God - Trump AND Netanyahu are anti-Semites!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Just like CharlieBrownsDildo!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 17, 2019 09:27 PM (S6Pax)

332 "Some Broadway show closed prematurely.

Hillary and Bill. Or something like that.

$4.2million start up costs.

Closed for lack of ticket sales.

But still won a Tony, because, of course it wins a Tony."
Bill and Hillary probably sold 30,000% of the shares and banked millions for themselves, a al "The Producers."

Posted by: JAS at June 17, 2019 09:28 PM (I5SAg)

333 if I borrow anything from Bozo Conservative, it'll be the cape
Posted by: AltonJackson

Huh?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM (S6Pax)


From Campau Clothing, 9643 Joseph Campau Ave Hamtramck.

Your cape.

We know you bought it. Or else they just let you have it as it was always yours to begin with.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

334 Bo Jackson was the only successful two-sport player"

Harold Reynolds finally admitted that Bo did throw him out...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 17, 2019 09:28 PM (6qErC)

335 Didn't Deion play in a World Series and a Super Bowl?



Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM (n13/j)



Thank you, yes. Silly me.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:26 PM (Wx/+I)

It was an accomplishment for sure, but I think Jackson was the better baseball player right?

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

336 this is gonna be a hell of a tour...I'll have to buy a fedora
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:12 PM (KCxzN)

Buy a Trilby. You will look more like Erich Honecker

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2019 09:29 PM (hSQmw)

337 From Campau Clothing, 9643 Joseph Campau Ave Hamtramck.

Your cape.

We know you bought it. Or else they just let you have it as it was always yours to begin with.
Posted by: hogmartin

Oh....THAT!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 17, 2019 09:29 PM (S6Pax)

338
Yes, Jim Thorpe played in the bigs, but sporadically.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:29 PM (Wx/+I)

339 And a stop at Willoughby.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2019 09:29 PM (q1Pj5)

340 Funny, I remember exactly where I was 25 years ago too - getting a drink in a hotel bar in Topeka, Kansas, trying to wind down after a full day of driving across the plains.

We had gone to a family reunion for a week in Estes Park, Colorado, wonderful vacation, and were meandering back home, stopping off at some relatives houses on the way. This was the day to drive across a lot of Nebraska and Kansas, and we ended up in downtown Topeka, near the State Capitol. (Toured it the next day, beautiful!) So we checked in, wife was burned out, laid down, I said I'm gonna go down to the hotel bar, watch some sports, have a drink.

So I go down, and instead of the Rockets game all any TV is showing is this stupid white bronco driving slow mo down the freeway with a million police cars behind it, and we are all like WTF??? After 5 minutes it turned into the most boring, stupid program ever. I wanted Airwolf to swoop down and take out that stupid white bronco with a missile. But no such luck, and so I gave up and went to bed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 09:29 PM (V2Yro)

341 Thanks, guys.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 17, 2019 09:30 PM (NtglE)

342 @realDonaldTrump 9m ago

Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their way into the United States. They will be removed as fast as they come in. Mexico, using their strong immigration laws, is doing a very good job of stopping people.......

....long before they get to our Southern Border. Guatemala is getting ready to sign a Safe-Third Agreement. The only ones who won't do anything are the Democrats in Congress. They must vote to get rid of the loopholes, and fix asylum! If so, Border Crisis will end quickly!

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 09:31 PM (cF8AT)

343 o Jackson was the only successful two-sport player. Baseball is damn tough to succeed at.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:22 PM (Wx/+I)



--Didn't Jim Thorpe play in the Majors?



I'll have to look that up. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:27 PM (XAYDB)

Growing up we always heard Jim Thorpe was the greatest multi sport athlete. You mentioned the Majors, do you mean golf? There was a Jim Thorpe who played on the PGA Tour, but he was another guy.

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:31 PM (n13/j)

344 "Will he or won't he commit suicide," was the reason people watched the bronco.

Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2019 09:32 PM (geIq4)

345 Oh, and the great Vikings coach Bud Grant played in a Grey Cup game, and won an NBA championship with the Lakers.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:32 PM (XAYDB)

346
Dope. LOL. Looks like some of Trump's troll-dust fell on Bibi last time they met.

And, I'm totally jacked that an Israeli settlement is named for an American President

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 09:32 PM (n6XaE)

347 Trump AND Netanyahu are anti-Semites!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 09:25 PM (1GThF)

What's the difference between Donald Trump and most American Jews?

Trumps grand-kids are Jewish....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:33 PM (wYseH)

348 338
Yes, Jim Thorpe played in the bigs, but sporadically.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:29 PM (Wx/+I)



He also played more than 2 sports.

Posted by: buzzion at June 17, 2019 09:33 PM (WaxcS)

349 329 Posted by: Bugs Bunny at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM (S6Pax)

Nice hash. Wanna trade?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 09:26 PM (HaL55)



Y'all's hashes are both OK.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 09:33 PM (fuK7c)

350 Will he or won't he commit suicide," was the reason people watched the bronco.

That's odd; I though that was the reason Houston was watching Patrick Ewing miss shots

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 09:33 PM (ykYG2)

351 323 Bucksnort
..


Yes. TN.

Stayed overnight driving across country.

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 09:33 PM (MAstk)

352 Will he or won't he commit suicide," was the reason people watched the bronco.


Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2019 09:32 PM (geIq4)

I was traveling abroad having the time of my life. I don't even remember when I heard about it but it certainly was not that day.

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)

353 Bucksnort


Right down the road from Hurricane Mills.

Posted by: Bert G at June 17, 2019 09:34 PM (OMsf+)

354 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 09:29 PM (V2Yro)

Those murals!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:35 PM (wYseH)

355 Y'all's hashes are both OK.


Yours isn't bad, but I want Bugs'. It's way kewler.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 09:35 PM (HaL55)

356 347 Trump AND Netanyahu are anti-Semites!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 09:25 PM (1GThF)

What's the difference between Donald Trump and most American Jews?

Trumps grand-kids are Jewish....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:33 PM (wYseH)

The way I heard it, the question is "What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Reform-Movement Rabbi?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 09:35 PM (V2Yro)

357 Baseball is damn tough to succeed at.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:22 PM (Wx/+I)


The problem with baseball is that it requires a variety of abilities. You have to be able to run, to throw, and to hit,* each to some reasonable extent. Because of this, baseball players tend to be normal-sized guys, for the most part. There are few 300 lb. players, or 7 foot players, although in recent years the fad has been to find the tallest pitchers possible, in part because baseball guys in general are pretty stupid and much prone to following the herd. (Witness the recent shifting fad; was baseball wrong for 100 years not to shift so much, or is it wrong now?)

Contrast football. How many linemen can even throw a spiral, or catch a pass? Hell, how many DBs can catch passes very well? We used to joke that someone who was fast but had iron hands was a born DB. Place kickers generally can't do shit apart from place kicking. Football encourages great specialization.

* By and large. Pitchers don't generally hit very well, because they're not selected for the super human ability to hit MLB pitching, although many of them hit well at a lower level. In addition, many pitchers don't try very hard because they don't want to run the bases, and they don't get paid for hitting anyway.

And it's possible to be so-so in some category if you're superb in one or more others.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 09:35 PM (1GThF)

358
Bucksnort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM (6qErC)

-----

There's a Bucksnort Saloon in my hometown.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 09:36 PM (n6XaE)

359
But still won a Tony, because, of course it wins a Tony."
Bill and Hillary probably sold 30,000% of the shares and banked millions for themselves, a al "The Producers."

Posted by: JAS
-------

See also: Hillary, Liberty Medal; Bill, Father of the Year Award

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 09:36 PM (YvUf/)

360 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 09:35 PM (V2Yro)

Ouch!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:36 PM (wYseH)

361 Stayed overnight driving across country."

Bought the t-shirt and coozy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 17, 2019 09:36 PM (6qErC)

362 What's the difference between Donald Trump and most American Jews?

Trumps grand-kids are Jewish....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:33 PM (wYseH)


I thought the answer would be "Trump supports Israel."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 09:37 PM (1GThF)

363 354 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 09:29 PM (V2Yro)

Those murals!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:35 PM (wYseH)

There is NOTHING like seeing that John Brown painting in person, it is magnificent, and overwhelming when you're face to face with it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 09:37 PM (V2Yro)

364 Growing up we always heard Jim Thorpe was the
greatest multi sport athlete. You mentioned the Majors, do you mean
golf? There was a Jim Thorpe who played on the PGA Tour, but he was
another guy.


Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:31 PM (n13/j)



Baseball. He was a great all around athlete. I remember reading a book about him in grammar school and how profoundly disappointed I was in the movie about his life where he was portrayed by a 2x4 known as Burt Lancaster

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 09:37 PM (nvWy9)

365 I thought the answer would be "Trump supports Israel."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 09:37 PM (1GThF)

------

Don't even get me started.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 09:37 PM (n6XaE)

366 do Reform-Movement Rabbis even have grandkids? there've been Popes in our history with more descendants than the average liberal rabbi

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

367
Bought the t-shirt and coozy...

..

Ha. We stayed overnight just bc of the name.

We said we have to!

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 09:37 PM (MAstk)

368 mentioned the Majors, do you mean golf? There was a Jim Thorpe who played on the PGA Tour, but he was another guy.
Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:31 PM (n13/j)

--No, MLB. He was an awesome decathlete, so I figured he may have been multi-sport as a pro.

Heh, and if Jim Brown were playing today, he go play professional lacrosse now as well as football.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:38 PM (XAYDB)

369 The lesbian liberal rabbi?

Posted by: JAS at June 17, 2019 09:38 PM (I5SAg)

370 But still won a Tony, because, of course it wins a Tony."
Bill and Hillary probably sold 30,000% of the shares and banked millions for themselves, a al "The Producers."

Posted by: JAS
-------

See also: Hillary, Liberty Medal; Bill, Father of the Year Award
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-------
Oh, I forgot, Chelsea has 'won' multiple 'awards'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 09:38 PM (ZMWtN)

371 Pitchers don't generally hit very well, because
they're not selected for the super human ability to hit MLB pitching,
although many of them hit well at a lower level.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 09:35 PM (1GThF)

One of the many marvelous things about baseball...I'll bet that most MLB pitchers were the best hitters on their high school teams. Yet when they step to the plate against major league pitching, it is often an embarrassing four pitch at-bat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:38 PM (wYseH)

372
Huh?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 17, 2019 09:24 PM


THE Cape. The one you wore at your wedding

The cape you got at the "Too Outrageous for James Brown" store next door to the store with the Rapey Dolphin Lamp

you know....The Cape

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2019 09:39 PM (KCxzN)

373 Perspective: Twenty-five years ago, O.J. Simpson showed white Americans
just how conditional their comfort with black athletes was
...

by sawing off his white wife's head.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 09:39 PM (LL1Be)

374 Because of this, baseball players tend to be normal-sized guys, for the most part"

The jr mouse isn't big at all, but made it to D1 baseball...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 17, 2019 09:39 PM (6qErC)

375 One town of 10 people? Pffft! Look how many Obamavilles I created!

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 17, 2019 09:40 PM (geIq4)

376
Yours isn't bad, but I want Bugs'. It's way kewler.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 09:35 PM (HaL55)


HaL55: What do you mean Dave? I'm afraid changing your hash is impossible now. Daisy, daisy, give me your answer now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 09:41 PM (nvWy9)

377 -No, MLB. He was an awesome decathlete, so I figured he may have been multi-sport as a pro.



Heh, and if Jim Brown were playing today, he go play professional lacrosse now as well as football.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:38 PM (XAYDB)

Duh. I had golf on the brain after the US Open. Even I know MLB is called the Majors

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:42 PM (n13/j)

378 Well, I can see why this guy was drafted Round 2 by the D'Backs.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:44 PM (XAYDB)

379 Baseball is damn tough to succeed at.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 09:22 PM (Wx/+I)

*****

I taught my grandson %tages with baseball. If a guy hits the ball 3 times out of 10 that means he fails 70% of the time.
And gets paid millions.
"Damn Grandpa! That's friggin' amazing!"

"No shit!" Says I. "But don't let your mother or grandma hear you talk like that."

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2019 09:44 PM (axyOa)

380
My grandfather would send personal checks to the Israeli government in the 50s and 60s when they needed money.

He was a Democrat. I can't even imagine what he'd think of Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 09:45 PM (n6XaE)

381 Wake up

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 09:47 PM (htgmn)

382 One of the many marvelous things about baseball...I'll bet that most MLB pitchers were the best hitters on their high school teams. Yet when they step to the plate against major league pitching, it is often an embarrassing four pitch at-bat.


That's the thing I'll never understand about baseball. Who was the pitcher? The best athlete in your high school.

So all of a sudden they lose the ability to hit and it's the right fielder who hits 310 with 95 RBIs?

It makes no sense.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 09:47 PM (fuK7c)

383 Test

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 09:47 PM (TdMsT)

384 Yet when they step to the plate against major league pitching, it is often an embarrassing four pitch at-bat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:38 PM (wYseH)

--I still can picture Randy Johnson's base hit in the World Series against the Yankees. It was ugly, but critical.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:48 PM (XAYDB)

385 That's the thing I'll never understand about baseball. Who was the pitcher? The best athlete in your high school.



So all of a sudden they lose the ability to hit and it's the right fielder who hits 310 with 95 RBIs?



It makes no sense.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 09:47 PM (fuK7c)

different levels.

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:48 PM (n13/j)

386 I'm awake! I'm awake!


and drunk....

But also awake!

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 09:48 PM (LL1Be)

387 Wake up

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 09:47 PM (htgmn)


little Susie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2019 09:49 PM (nvWy9)

388 I still can picture Randy Johnson's base hit in the World Series against the Yankees. It was ugly, but critical.
Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019

*****

Bastard!

Posted by: Zombie Pidgeon at June 17, 2019 09:49 PM (axyOa)

389
Clamoring mob of reporters: Mister President! Mister President!

Trump (pointing): OK, you.

Reporter: Mr. Trump, are you embarrassed that Trump Heights only has a population of ten? It sounds like an undesirable location.

Trump: It'll grow rapidly now. Besides, there are smaller places. Like Dickheadville. Population: you.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 09:50 PM (t5m5e)

390 he go play professional lacrosse now as well as football.

His agent would strangle him, if he even entertained the idea

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 09:50 PM (Yo3dV)

391 Raining to beat hell here in middle Tennessee.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 09:50 PM (gC2IV)

392 One of the many marvelous things about baseball...I'll bet that most MLB pitchers were the best hitters on their high school teams. Yet when they step to the plate against major league pitching, it is often an embarrassing four pitch at-bat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:38 PM (wYseH)


I think that that's absolutely true. The best players on high school teams tend to be pitchers, shortstops, and center fielders.

Having said that, nowadays pitchers at lower levels often never hit, thanks to the !@#$%^ DH rule. We've had a number of minor league pitchers working out at our practice field in the winter/early spring before spring training. I've invited them to come hit with us, but they've never done so, saying they're pitchers.

"Yeah, but what if you go to the NL? Being able to hit, or at least not to bunt like a fruit,* might let you stay in a game longer, and might even help your W-L record."

Crickets. Dumb asses.

* My long-suffering wife is tired of me ranting about pitchers who can't get a bunt down in THREE attempts. If I were an MLB manager, I'd send them down until they could drop 10 bunts in a row in fair territory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 09:51 PM (1GThF)

393 wake up wake up wake up
(it's the first of the monnth)
get up get up get up

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 09:51 PM (ykYG2)

394 Reporter: Mr. Trump, are you embarrassed that Trump Heights only has a
population of ten? It sounds like an undesirable location.



Trump: So 10 more than Obama Heights, then.



SAD!

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 09:51 PM (LL1Be)

395 It was an accomplishment for sure, but I think Jackson was the better baseball player right?

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

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Bo Jackson could have played Basketball as well. He was better than Sanders in both Baseball and Football. Dave Winfield was drafted by the San Diego Padres, The Atlanta Hawks, AND The Minnesota Vikings. He would have done real well in any of those teams.

Posted by: Fawn Liebowitz at June 17, 2019 09:52 PM (flINI)

396 Clamoring mob of reporters: Mister President! Mister President!

Trump (pointing): OK, you.

Reporter: Mr. Trump, are you embarrassed that Trump Heights only has a population of ten? It sounds like an undesirable location.

Trump: It'll grow rapidly now. Besides, there are smaller places. Like Dickheadville. Population: you.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 09:50 PM (t5m5e)


LOL. I read that a a straight report until the punch line. Well done.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 09:53 PM (aS1PU)

397 Trump: It'll grow rapidly now. Besides, there are smaller places. Like Dickheadville. Population: you.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 09:50 PM (t5m5e)

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Ha... and it will. Ten settlers will maximize the use of the place, however they choose too. Family members and other Jews will come, trailed closely by Arabs who want paying work.

Ramat Trump will likely have a thriving little village around it, with homes that have TVs and ping-pong tables and terrible interior paint jobs within a few years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 09:54 PM (n6XaE)

398 Last thread we were arguing over the consequences of the CRA of 1964. Bottom line is we are still paying for the terrible, multitudinous sins of past Democrats. And who is making sure *we* pay good and hard for all of those sins? Present Democrats.

It's practically demonic in formulation.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 09:55 PM (uEbPt)

399 Raining to beat hell here in middle Tennessee.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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It's drifted over the ridge and is now in W. NC also, thunderstorms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 09:55 PM (KoKdw)

400 That's the thing I'll never understand about baseball. Who was the pitcher? The best athlete in your high school.

So all of a sudden they lose the ability to hit and it's the right fielder who hits 310 with 95 RBIs?

It makes no sense.


Mississippi State's right fielder Jake Mangum started out as a pitcher: 8-0 with 4 saves, 66 Ks and a 1.48 ERA in 52 innings as an HS senior. He's now at #4 on the D1 career hits list as of last night with 380.

Posted by: Bert G at June 17, 2019 09:56 PM (OMsf+)

401 Last thread we were arguing over the consequences of the CRA of 1964. Bottom line is we are still paying for the terrible, multitudinous sins of past Democrats. And who is making sure *we* pay good and hard for all of those sins? Present Democrats.

It's practically demonic in formulation.
Posted by: ...
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Started by Carter, expanded by Clinton. Very soon after Clinton was elected, I bailed out of my meager bank holdings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 09:57 PM (KoKdw)

402 Bo Jackson was better than practically anyone at anything. But Deion Sanders was possibly the most dominant CB of all time. And I hated the ****er.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 09:57 PM (uEbPt)

403 It's also hard to be an NFL QB and do any other pro sport nowadays.

Elway was a helluva athlete and probably could have plated some baseball, but he would not have been a HOF player.

A lot of those good two-sport players know how to use those crossover skills well. Patrick Mahomes says playing shortstop made those crazy across the body passes almost second nature.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 09:57 PM (XAYDB)

404 IIRC, When a rookie, Babe Ruth was a pitcher for the Red Sox.

Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2019 09:58 PM (geIq4)

405
Trump: It'll grow rapidly now. Besides, there are smaller places. Like Dickheadville. Population: you.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 09:50 PM (t5m5e)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

406 So all of a sudden they lose the ability to hit and it's the right fielder who hits 310 with 95 RBIs?

It makes no sense.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 09:47 PM (fuK7c)


Think. Many were probably the fastest guy on their team, too. But now they're running against Usain Bolt, and compared to him, they look like they're carrying a refrigerator.

I was a banjo hitter who hit in the low .300s in college. Now, that's respectable, but guys who are good enough to make it to MLB hit .500, with a couple dozen dingers per season. That's just a whole different level entirely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 09:58 PM (1GThF)

407 Off damn Fawn Liebowitz sock

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 17, 2019 09:58 PM (flINI)

408 IIRC, When a rookie, Babe Ruth was a pitcher for the Red Sox.
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2019 09:58 PM (geIq4)


He was, and a superb one to boot. Look up his record.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 09:59 PM (1GThF)

409 Pitching is so valuable. I wouldn't waste any practice time on a guy who, if he's an amazing .300 hitter, gets one hit every five games. I've got eight other guys who *should* be good for that extra hit.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 09:59 PM (Yo3dV)

410 I think the pigeon disintegrated.

Poof. Feathers. No pigeon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2019 09:59 PM (nDe2U)

411 Speaking of pitchers batting...

I remember a Cubs game from the 80s. The Cubs had already brought Mitch Williams in to close in the 8th inning. As it turned out, he was due up to bat, and since they didn't want to pull him, bat he did. I never realized what a big guy he was until I saw him hunched over the plate.

This was probably his first at-bat in ages. And what does he do? Knocks it out of the park. I think he was as surprised as anybody.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2019 10:00 PM (8g9zh)

412 Bo Jackson was better than practically anyone at anything.

Let's face it: Bo Jackson was a superhuman athlete. Unbelievably talented.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:00 PM (1GThF)

413 Bo Jackson could have played Basketball as well. He
was better than Sanders in both Baseball and Football. Dave Winfield
was drafted by the San Diego Padres, The Atlanta Hawks, AND The
Minnesota Vikings. He would have done real well in any of those teams.


Posted by: Fawn Liebowitz at June 17, 2019 09:52 PM (flINI)

Winfield was something else. I might argue with you about Sanders vs Jackson at football. They were both elite players. Sanders was likely the greatest shut down corner that ever lived. And some say the term "shut-down corner" is archaic as there have been none since Deion in his prime, so to speak.

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 10:00 PM (n13/j)

414 Bo Jackson was better than practically anyone at anything. But Deion Sanders was possibly the most dominant CB of all time. And I hated the ****er.
Posted by: ...


I think that Deion was a bit over rated as a CB. He was tall and fast, and most CB's were shorter. He also didn't like to play zone defense, as he just wanted to play man-to-man. And he was a real wussy as a tackler on supporting running plays.
I remember watching him play as a Cowboy, and they ran right at him on one play, and he didn't really want to have anything to do with actually fighting through a block and tackling a running back.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 17, 2019 10:02 PM (S6Pax)

415 Trump: It'll grow rapidly now. Besides, there are smaller places. Like Dickheadville. Population: you.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 09:50 PM (t5m5e)


I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 09:58 PM (TdMsT)


I can hear it in his voice. Conversational, offhand. Just noting.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

416 Michigan was just too damn good tonight.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:02 PM (XAYDB)

417 Also, ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2019 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

418 That's the thing I'll never understand about baseball. Who was the pitcher? The best athlete in your high school.

So all of a sudden they lose the ability to hit and it's the right fielder who hits 310 with 95 RBIs?
----------------------------

Hitters get to the Majors by practicing hitting constantly. Pitchers aren't gonna go mess with their moneymaker trying to hit each level's better pitching when they should be resting and/or pitching.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 10:03 PM (uEbPt)

419 Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 09:50 PM (gC2IV)

I believe the proper phrase is,

Raining like a cow kissing on a flat rock.

Posted by: Jeff McMaster at June 17, 2019 10:03 PM (C1NyB)

420 Pissing

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (nDe2U)

421 Oh, FFFS. Stupid auto cucumber.

Raining like a cow PISSING on a flat rock.

Pissing on a flat rock.

Posted by: Jeff McMaster at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (C1NyB)

422 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 17, 2019 10:02 PM (S6Pax)

But other than that, teams had to completely gameplan around him. Like they used to do to LT, another dirtbag but greatest of all time at his position.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (uEbPt)

423 Nood

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (DjIXP)

424 Pitching is so valuable. I wouldn't waste any practice time on a guy who, if he's an amazing .300 hitter, gets one hit every five games. I've got eight other guys who *should* be good for that extra hit.
Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 09:59 PM (Yo3dV)


Yes and no, I'd say. How many bullpens can you throw? How long would they be? How much running can you do? A pitcher has a lot of time on his hands. Why not spend some of it hitting, or at least bunting?

Now the traditional answer is he may get hurt, but that's rubbish. Nobody gets hurt in BP. The pitches are from a 50-something coach throwing for two hours from 40 feet or so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (1GThF)

425 Like they used to do to LT, another dirtbag but greatest of all time at his position.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (uEbPt)


Until he became First Lady, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:05 PM (1GThF)

426 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:05 PM (1GThF)

F*ck me. You win today, Jay. Everyone else can go home. LMFAO

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (uEbPt)

427 dead biiiirrd. gonna put it on yoooou.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

428 Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,

From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.

But Patty's only seen the sights

A girl can see up on Trump Heights --

What a crazy pair!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (aKsyK)

=====================
That brought a smile to my face. Patty Duke was quite an actress. And cute.

Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2019 10:22 PM (Pqytn)

Supreme Court Remands Decision Against "Sweet Cakes by Melissa" Bakery, Which Refused to Bake a Cake for a Gay Wedding

They sent the case back down to lower courts to reconsider in light of their Colorado decision, which said that a state agency cannot prosecute such cases while motivated by "animus" against religion.

The Supreme Court on Monday threw out a ruling against two Oregon bakers who refused to bake a wedding cake for a lesbian couple.

The couple, Melissa and Aaron Klein, cited religious beliefs as their reason for not providing services for a gay wedding. This touched off the latest in a series of such cases making headlines in recent years. During the court's last term, justices ruled in favor of a Colorado baker in a similar situation, stating that a state body demonstrated improper hostility toward the baker's religion in finding that he violated a state anti-discrimination law.


On Monday, the Supreme Court sent the Klein case back down to a lower court "for further consideration in light of" their Colorado decision.

Remember that The Also Fiercely Heterosexual Former Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy's decision in Colorado was a punt, though: his vote tipped the court against the Colorado persecution, but only on the narrow grounds that it had been mounted with "animus" against the religious.

Well, what if a state agency persecutes a business for refusing to violate their religious beliefs by taking a major role in a gay marriage, but the state agency does not exhibit an "animus" against religion while doing so?

The Supreme Court didn't say.
The Supreme Court had earlier remanded the state persecution of a florist in Washington State, sending the case back to the Washington (state) Supreme Court, also telling that state supreme court to reconsider in light of the Colorado decision.

Well, on June 6, the Washington (state) Supreme Court found again against the florist, finding that there was no "animus," just good ol' neutral discrimination against the religious.

Now that case will likely return to the Supreme Court, who will not be able to punt again.

In a hotly anticipated decision, the Washington Supreme Court ruled against a florist who was fined for not providing services for a gay couple's wedding.

The court had previously heard the case, State of Washington v. Arlene's Flowers, ruling that Barronelle Stutzman and her store, Arlene's Flowers, violated the Washington Law Against Discrimination (WLAD) for refusing to make floral arrangements for a gay couple in 2013. Stutzman claimed that she was only acting in accordance with her religious beliefs. The U.S. Supreme Court asked the state high court to take another look at whether it violated her religious rights by not being neutral to her religion when making its decision.

That court said no.

"We now hold that the answer to the Supreme Court's question is no; the adjudicatory bodies that considered this case did not act with religious animus when they ruled that the florist and her corporation violated the Washington Law Against Discrimination ... by declining to sell wedding flowers to a gay couple," the Washington Supreme Court's ruling said, "and they did not act with religious animus when they ruled that such discrimination is not privileged or excused by the United States Constitution or the Washington Constitution."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:31 PM




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1 It's a Tax!

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at June 17, 2019 06:32 PM (qyqhr)

2 First?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 17, 2019 06:33 PM (Rny8K)

3 Watch them punt again anyway.

Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2019 06:33 PM (Gu/HL)

4 Judges are cowards.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Lktpy)

5 "I intend to rehabilitate the bakers." Oregon Bureaucrat

Yeah, no animus there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Ou6XS)

6 >>Watch them punt again anyway.


Pooch Kick.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (qyqhr)

7 I wonder how many times this garbage is going to have to go to SCOTUS before they smack down the lower courts?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (JUOKG)

8 Dammit! Read the content first.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Rny8K)

9 You got your emanations in my penumbras.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (t6MX/)

10 *sigh* I'm so very, very tired of all of this.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (pgXNG)

11 RGB was there for the arguments, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Ou6XS)

12
In the Age of Trump, Evangelicals Deserve Persecution

Posted by: Editorial Board of The Bulwark at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (AzW6q)

13
I had to call the corgis because you cutthroat firstists were running over your own grandmothers to get here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (Wx/+I)

14 Let me at 'em! - Judge Hummahawaiiwackamoley

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

15 Something something wind chimes something something. Finally....
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (Lktpy)

16 someone should sue Subaru

Posted by: x at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (nFwvY)

17 The U.S. Supreme Court asked the state high court to take another
look at whether it violated her religious rights by not being neutral to
her religion when making its decision.

That court said no.
"We now hold that the answer to the Supreme Court's question is no; the
adjudicatory bodies that considered this case did not act with religious
animus when they ruled that the florist and her corporation violated
the Washington Law Against Discrimination ... by declining to sell
wedding flowers to a gay couple," the Washington Supreme Court's ruling
said, "and they did not act with religious animus when they ruled that
such discrimination is not privileged or excused by the United States
Constitution or the Washington Constitution."


This sounds like a judicial bitch slap fight of biblical proportions. Someone's gettin' a can of legal whoopass opened on 'em.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (T6t7i)

18 20 years ago - Marraige is for breeders, we don't want it!

10 years ago - We want the same rights as married couples! Yes, civil unions will do.

5 Years ago - We'll settle for nothing less than recognition of our marriage by the church!

Now - Bake the cake, bitch!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (gC2IV)

19 Let the lawfare continue. Let it be written; let it be done.

Posted by: SCOTUS at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (6eEQ+)

20 So, is "no shirt, no shoes, no service" also against the law?

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 17, 2019 06:36 PM (sktRI)

21 Fucking cowards.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:36 PM (dUJdY)

22 I had to call the corgis because you cutthroat firstists were running over your own grandmothers to get here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Priorities, man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:36 PM (Ou6XS)

23 someone should sue Subaru for not making Ford Excursions

Posted by: x at June 17, 2019 06:36 PM (nFwvY)

24 13 I went and did so. You just beat me to it.

And that is my bit of living up to expectations done for the day. Back to slackibg.

Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2019 06:36 PM (Gu/HL)

25 I don't understand all these punting back and forth. Just make a decision already. You are the highest court in the land.

Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 06:37 PM (a0IVu)

26 Next time they should ask for pie. Pie is nice.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 06:37 PM (qBNEP)

27 And like "Masterpiece Cake Shop" if they're still in business she's be sued a couple of more times by people who could go to the Shop Rite or any local supermarket and get their cake made.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 06:37 PM (ivkO2)

28 and hello all....it's been a hectic monday.

Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 06:37 PM (a0IVu)

29 "We found some animus hiding under this penumbra."

Posted by: SCOTUS, punting on 2nd down at June 17, 2019 06:37 PM (P1f+c)

30 20 If the person is gay or trans, yes.

Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2019 06:38 PM (Gu/HL)

31 I never understand why these cases aren't covered under commercial contract law.

Basically, the Flower/Bakery/etc says "I don't want to be in a contract with you, no matter what the price, please find another."

Posted by: Scott_T at June 17, 2019 06:38 PM (NmR1a)

32 RGB was there for the arguments, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Ou6XS)



She had on sunglasses and her jaw kept falling open.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 06:38 PM (Mouru)

33 This sounds like a judicial bitch slap fight of biblical proportions. Someone's gettin' a can of legal whoopass opened on 'em.

Sounds like a strongly worded letter or something. I biblical bitchslap would involve fire, brimstone and the evaporation of the court.

I'd be OK with that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2019 06:38 PM (e0nNm)

34 We want, a shrubbery!

Posted by: Oregon at June 17, 2019 06:39 PM (t6MX/)

35 The phrase "hanging judge" should be reversed.

Posted by: Miklos, Solomonic at June 17, 2019 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)

36
For the 'ettes...

https://tinyurl.com/y64zpoza

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:39 PM (AzW6q)

37 An attractive couple should have heretosexual sex in a Subaru Outback, record it, and post the highlights on YouTube.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 17, 2019 06:40 PM (Lktpy)

38 And like "Masterpiece Cake Shop" if they're still in business she's be sued a couple of more times by people who could go to the Shop Rite or any local supermarket and get their cake made.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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As we all know, it has nothing to do with getting a cake. It is about *compelling* compliance with their world view.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:40 PM (Ou6XS)

39 Does it seem the Roberts SC isn't going to make any waves, just keep a even keel?

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 06:40 PM (BbGew)

40 How many times will it take in the courts? As many times as it takes to get their desired outcome. That's how many.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:40 PM (4IPux)

41 I never understand why these cases aren't covered under commercial contract law.

Basically, the Flower/Bakery/etc says "I don't want to be in a contract with you, no matter what the price, please find another."
Posted by: Scott_T at June 17, 2019 06:38 PM (NmR1a)



Ask Ollie McClung. He's whacha call, a "slippery slope."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 06:40 PM (Mouru)

42 But just think of the horrible burden this placed on the lesbian couple. They had to find another bakery to make a lesbian wedding cake. In Portland! Why doesn't anyone consider the challenge that must have posed for them? I mean, there couldn't be more than 50 or 60 bakeries in Portland that would've been happy to make their cake.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Vy4a0)

43 25 I don't understand all these punting back and forth. Just make a decision already. You are the highest court in the land.
Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 06:37 PM (a0IVu)



They're led by a pussy.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2019 06:41 PM (WaxcS)

44 30 20 If the person is gay or trans, yes.
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2019 06:38 PM (Gu/HL)

What if said person is a Transracial Bisexual? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 17, 2019 06:41 PM (tVQUs)

45 But just think of the horrible burden this placed on the lesbian couple.
----

I believe that they did claim 'emotional trauma'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:42 PM (4bd7D)

46 What if said person is a Transracial Bisexual? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 17, 2019 06:41 PM (tVQUs)

With a penis for a nose.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Lktpy)

47 I remember in Obambi's reign-of-error, our church elder's and diaconate were terrified some lezbo couple would sue us b/c they couldn't have their wedding there. I'm shocked this hasn't happened yet. Why mess around w/florists and bakeries, just go straight for the real target.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 06:42 PM (ty7RM)

48 What if said person is a Transracial Bisexual? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal



That's the easy case. The hard one is a transracial bisexual who identifies as a refrigerator.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (T6t7i)

49
Did cocksucker fraud gabriel malor tweet his fake conservative disapproval of this?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (iZLl6)

50 But just think of the horrible burden this placed on the lesbian couple. They had to find another bakery to make a lesbian wedding cake. In Portland!

Portland exiled its lesbian bars because the lesbian bars wouldn't serve trannies.

The only reason for a lesbian to stay in Portland is for SJW advocacy, not for quality of lesbian life. It sure as fuck isn't for the climate; I've been there.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (ykYG2)

51 Forcing someone to to violate their religious beliefs, beliefs that have existed damn near universally in the West for two millennia, seems like animus on it's face.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

52 This must have been horrible for that lesbian couple. I imagine they had to interview hundreds of bakers before they found one who refused to bake their wedding cake. Must've been exhausting!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (gC2IV)

53 It's the reason I don't like the conspiracy theory that Roberts changed his decision on Obamacare because of a threat to his children for the adoption being somehow shady. That actually gives him a sort of nobility in why he did it: protecting his family.

No that's not why he did it. He's just a pussy cowardly traitor.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2019 06:44 PM (WaxcS)

54 As we all know, it has nothing to do with getting a cake. It is about *compelling* compliance with their world view.'


Yeah, but they don't force muslims to bake cakes. Becuase islam.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 17, 2019 06:44 PM (sktRI)

55 But just think of the horrible burden this placed on the lesbian couple.
----

I believe that they did claim 'emotional trauma'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:42 PM (4bd7D)




"My taste for eating carpet completely disappeared."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 06:44 PM (Mouru)

56 SCOTUS seems to have a lot of faith that these lower courts are willing to reconsider. I'm not seeing it.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:44 PM (1FhAQ)

57 I'm naked under my robe.

Posted by: The Notorious RBG at June 17, 2019 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)

58 it's been a hectic monday.

Try some alliteration.

Posted by: Susanna Hoffs and Prince at June 17, 2019 06:44 PM (ykYG2)

59 51 Forcing someone to to violate their religious beliefs, beliefs that have existed damn near universally in the West for two millennia, seems like animus on it's face.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

It's only animus when it's Muslims.

Because Muslims will kill you.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (pgXNG)

60 This is why there needs to be a Constitutional amendment that say, no, really, that First Amendment, you know, that's first because it's the most important, that one, yeah, we mean it.

Oberalsdf;ldahfa (I refuse to learn that name of it) was an abomination of a decision and SCOTUS trying to play cute on the religious freedom issue is disgusting.

A Christian baker shouldn't have to bake a cake for a gay wedding. An atheist gay baker shouldn't have to bake a cake with verses from Deuteronomy on it. This is not difficult. This isn't even a particularly difficult question of Constitutional law.

But yet, but yet, but yet.

For all my yelling the other day, I do comprehend why the subset of the Horde says the things they do. I get it. I really and honestly and truly get it.

Just remember, there are those of us out there who think this is horrible as well. And some of us KOFF ME KOFF have done the work to fight back both legally and legislatively. Fat lot of good it did but still.

I TOLD ALL Y'ALL THAT DOMA HAD TO BE A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT BUT DID YOU LISTEN NOOOOOO

Ahem.

Am not bitter.

Am fine.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (GbPPJ)

61 They VACATED the ruling as in "this never happened, now get it right" which is more than an implied censure. They slapped the judges in the face, basically.

And it was a godawful ruling from a bunch of hard left judges.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

62 Gabe M used to be A Thing at AoS, as I recall....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (DpEis)

63 7 I wonder how many times this garbage is going to have to go to SCOTUS before they smack down the lower courts?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (JUOKG)

The Supreme Court has a long history of, when they make a ruling, first sending a case back down to the lower court to "reconsider" it's opinion in light of what the Supreme Court has just held. That has been the time honored, collegial way that the system has been run.

I have argued before, and will say again, that I think Washington State made a *huge* mistake for their side when they ruled as they did. The former ruling was mildly in favor of the bakers, but it was one of the last opinions written by Justice Kennedy, who was always very pro-gay rights.

Now that they have sent the same case back, forcing the SCOTUS to hear it again, they are almost certainly going to get a much harsher ruling against their side than the would have had to live with if they'd just let it alone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (Kpl3J)

64 I don't know the details, but I'm guessing they'd happily sell the gays flowers. I'm guessing the problem was that they wouldn't join in the celebration.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (mZ/17)

65 Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal


That's the easy case. The hard one is a transracial bisexual who identifies as a refrigerator.
Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (T6t

Claimed!

Posted by: sarah silvermen at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (Lktpy)

66 I expect that at some point someone will realize that no plaintiff no tort.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

67 An attractive couple should have heretosexual sex in a Subaru Outback, record it, and post the highlights on YouTube.
================
Ewwwww...het-normative sex in The People's car? So. Gross.

Posted by: Titania McGrath at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (ty7RM)

68 57 I'm naked under my robe.
Posted by: The Notorious RBG at June 17, 2019 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)

------------

I didn't need to eat dinner anyway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:46 PM (gC2IV)

69 > I believe that they did claim 'emotional trauma'.

Seriously?

There are plenty of bakeries in Portland that would've been overjoyed to make them a cake in the form of a vulva with an aborted fetus being suctioned out of it.

IMO, if you can't show any ACTUAL, TANGIBLE damages, your case should be thrown out of court automatically.

Finding another Portlandistan bakery to make the cake would have posed zero problems. Therefore, no damages. Therefore, it should never have been a case in the first place.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 06:46 PM (Vy4a0)

70 Just remember, there are those of us out there who think this is horrible as well.

It seems to me that government and judicial antics which antagonize the bulk of the population for the benefit of a small number does not in the end truly help that small number out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:46 PM (39g3+)

71

Hotly anticipated animus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)

72 alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around.

You were right. DOMA had to be a Constitutional amendment, to get consent of the governed.

Again, and I struggle to say this; you were right.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

73 I TOLD ALL Y'ALL THAT DOMA HAD TO BE A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT BUT DID YOU LISTEN NOOOOOO

Ahem.

Well, you're in the club with us who keep trying to say that undoing Birthright Citizenship has got to be a Constitutional Amendment, it won't stand any other way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 06:47 PM (Kpl3J)

74 This is why there needs to be a Constitutional amendment that say, no, really, that First Amendment, you know

It's also Freedom of Association

The right to associate also means the right not to associate.

Posted by: Miklos, not a lawyer in your state or province at June 17, 2019 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

75 Since these individuals are seeking out people of religious faith and hoping to solicit a denial in order to sue, that would constitute 'animus' on their part.

And the state prosecution would be part of that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

76 I don't understand all these punting back and forth. Just make a decision already. You are the highest court in the land.
Posted by: IC
___________

Conservative" justices that are jelly fish don't want to take the heat so they find some spineless way to cut the baby in half.

So their wives won't be embarrassed at the next dinner party or they get run out of their favorite DC haunt.

Liberal justices never find coy ways to decide a case.

Posted by: Blago at June 17, 2019 06:48 PM (UfkIY)

77 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (GbPPJ)


Whoa! Perhaps this will soothe your spirits.


36


For the 'ettes...



https://tinyurl.com/y64zpoza

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:39 PM (AzW6q)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:48 PM (t6MX/)

78 51
Forcing someone to to violate their religious beliefs, beliefs that have
existed damn near universally in the West for two millennia, seems like
animus on it's face.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

---You don't understand: everything that came before now is WRONG.

All of it. Welcome to Year Zero, when true Wisdom happened.

Your faith, your tradition, your beliefs are WRONG. They are HATE CRIMES.

And you will be punished for them.

Posted by: Underappreciated Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 17, 2019 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)

79 My kids even think it's a bullshit. I asked my daughter one time what she would do. She said mom, I would just go somewhere else.

AtC..you're a treasure.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:48 PM (dUJdY)

80 Hey Lesbos show some real balls, ask a middleeastern bakery owned by muslims to bake your cake. Love to see a court ruling on that.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2019 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

81 Think I'll head over to a Muslim bakery and get my order in....

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 17, 2019 06:48 PM (H4VdJ)

82 71

Hotly anticipated animus
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)

Great porn star.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:49 PM (1FhAQ)

83 I expect that at some point someone will realize that no plaintiff no tort.

-

Torts? I thought it was cake?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 06:49 PM (mZ/17)

84 > I don't know the details, but I'm guessing they'd happily sell the gays flowers.

I think the issue here isn't with selling flowers or a cake, per se. Probably both businesses would have happily sold them a generic bouquet or a generic cake.

The issue is with forcing someone else to write "Happy Lesbian Marriage" on a special cake. At that point, you're forcing an artist to make art they don't want to make, which is, to be blunt, slavery.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 06:49 PM (Vy4a0)

85 alex, why you yell so??? You stamp tiny foot, we all has sadz..... I will make puja to you...

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 06:49 PM (DpEis)

86 I spit my drink reading Alexis rant, dammit woman. That was Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:49 PM (4IPux)

87 Hotly anticipated animus


I'm putting that on my MasterCard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

88 Because Muslims will kill you.

Yep.

In psychology, it's called displacement. Your boss yells at you so you kick your dog.

Muslims scare the left so the harass conservatives.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (sktRI)

89 Yeah, there's no animus against religion when the state tells a person that they can't operate their business in accordance with their religious beliefs, and if they do their business will be bankrupted.

It's just tough love. Tough homosexual love. Right up the rear. No animus there. None at all.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (k4dH2)

90
I wonder how many times this garbage is going to have to go to SCOTUS before they smack down the lower courts?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (JUOKG)


This is SCOTUS begging and pleading with yet another blue state supreme court to please, please, pretty pretty please with sugar on top change your mind. Because you're making us look bad.


Washington's court said No. When Oregon's court says No, Roberts will side with Sotomayor, Kagan, RBG, and Breyer and make up some bullshit along the lines of "Well, they have their reasons". Roberts will even get to write the opinion.

The kicker will be when Gorsuch joins in - because rules are rules. This is all to save face. The Supreme Court only has power as long as everyone else agrees to obey.

Play by the rules - and keep getting beat by those who don't.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (iMj43)

91 I wonder how many times this garbage is going to have to go to SCOTUS before they smack down the lower courts?

There is something important to consider here, which the SCOTUS did and decided they didn't really want to deal with today.

The core of this case is about freedom of association, whether you can be compelled to do or be with folks you'd rather not. Now under the US Constitution and the American founding principles, this is a sacred liberty, it is one of those basic things which they believed was necessary for freedom and had very violently experienced the opposite of for centuries under tyrant kings.

Compelling someone to do something for you is enslavement at some level and repellent to the writers of the constitution (well most of them, the good ones at least). Violating someone's conscience (religious faith) is even worse.

But the problem the court rules is that if the bakery is free to reject business to certain folks, to not make a certain kind of cake in creative bakery, then that kind of opens up a can of worms they reaaaally don't want to touch.

Think about it: is it constitutional to tell a business that they cannot legally deny service to someone they don't like? What sort of other possible instances of law in this field might that impact?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (39g3+)

92 Is is hot in here, or is that just me?

Posted by: MUMRBG at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (QzkSJ)

93 But yet, but yet, but yet.



For all my yelling the other day, I do comprehend why the subset of
the Horde says the things they do. I get it. I really and honestly and
truly get it.



Just remember, there are those of us out there who think this is
horrible as well. And some of us KOFF ME KOFF have done the work to
fight back both legally and legislatively. Fat lot of good it did but
still.


At the risk of sounding obtuse, I'm not clear on what you're saying.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (T6t7i)

94 If, as I do as a Washington State resident, you assume that all Washington State politicians and judges are the most insane leftist fuckheads who have ever lived, you will never be wrong.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (NoKAc)

95 I say a picture of an Aussie spider eating a possum on daily mail. The thing of nightmares.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (gmo/4)

96 Such a brave couple..when they go to a halal shop and sue them for not making a BLT, let me know how it goes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2019 06:51 PM (e0nNm)

97 After the handicap act happened, there is a guy who went around suing every business he could find that didn't have a wheelchair ramp.
He is a multimillionaire now.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 17, 2019 06:51 PM (w7KSn)

98 *flamethrows Yudhishthira's Dice*


And, yes, going after people to violate their religious beliefs should be per se animus but here in the Eternal Now (which weirdly seems to still contain my previously run up debt Worst Eternal Now Ever) that is all hand wave hand wave hand wave.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 06:51 PM (GbPPJ)

99 I thought the Constitution entitled each person their own personal slave cake maker.

Even a part time slave cake maker infringes on one's right to a slave cake maker.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 17, 2019 06:51 PM (1g7ch)

100 And alex... we all love you, you know.... you make comment, you get 50 responses.... I make comment, just get poo flung back....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 06:51 PM (DpEis)

101 Finding another Portlandistan bakery to make the
cake would have posed zero problems. Therefore, no damages. Therefore,
it should never have been a case in the first place.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 06:46 PM (Vy4a0)

---
No, you're missing the point. Legally, these people MUST BE SERVED. You don't get to take a pass, you must provide the service.

When it became a civil right, it superseded everything else. Religion, speech - none of that matters now.

The real tragedy is that by refusing to make a ruling, the hapless defendants are being bled white by court costs.

Posted by: Underappreciated Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 17, 2019 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)

102 Underappreciated Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books!

More weight. From The Crucible.

We need a playwright like that again to do this arc justice

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

103 Let the trannies take care of the Lesbians

Posted by: Regular joe at June 17, 2019 06:52 PM (6/uwW)

104 Hey Lesbos show some real balls, ask a middleeastern bakery owned by muslims to bake your cake



Animus hummus

Posted by: Miklos, time for dinner at June 17, 2019 06:52 PM (QzkSJ)

105 I think the issue here isn't with selling flowers or a cake, per se. Probably both businesses would have happily sold them a generic bouquet or a generic cake.

Correct, they don't care who you are or what you do in your own time, they just won't endorse it with their creativity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:52 PM (39g3+)

106 The SCOTUS needs to be re-named the SCROTUM.

They suck donkey balls. All they had to do was come out and tell the sodomites to go bake their own GD cake.

Sodomites gotta sodom.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2019 06:52 PM (Z+IKu)

107 For the 'ettes...

https://tinyurl.com/y64zpoza
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:39 PM

Ace, Yudhishthira's Dice is being mean to the 'ettes!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 06:52 PM (/+bwe)

108 Leftists don't " go somewhere else " you will be made to care and conform.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 06:52 PM (BbGew)

109 middleeastern bakery owned by muslims to bake your cake"

They're ok, cause they're brown people.

Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 17, 2019 06:52 PM (6qErC)

110 11 RGB was there for the arguments, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Ou6XS)
_______

They have a special team of mediums with ouija boards working throughout the hearings. Only the fastest plancheteers are employed.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 17, 2019 06:52 PM (VaN/j)

111 70 Just remember, there are those of us out there who think this is horrible as well.

It seems to me that government and judicial antics which antagonize the bulk of the population for the benefit of a small number does not in the end truly help that small number out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:46 PM (39g3+)

It's not supposed to.

It's supposed to make you say "Yes, ALL [group x]."

That way the few stragglers who AREN'T raging Communists feel intimidated and abandoned and like they have no choice but to run to the Demoncrat Plantation.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 06:52 PM (pgXNG)

112 Texa Gov. Greg Abbott Signs Bill To Stop Infanticide, Care for Babies Born Alive After Abortion.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (RBOtF)

113 WA state SC justices are leftie tools that bake in their Seattle leftie worship status. Historical comparison: think Benito Mussolini, and that gets you close.


Remember, Seattle lefties have a crapton of money, and can throw the best parties.


WA SC justices are elected, and the leftie news stations and the leftie newspapers slobber over their alleged superior knowledge.

I have had to delete the last 3 sentences I typed, so I guess I'm done on the subject of these weaselly humans that give weasels a bad name.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (sy5kK)

114
I don't understand all these punting back and forth. Just make a decision already. You are the highest court in the land.


And the Constitution says that we have the inalienable right to associate with whomever we please.

But Billable Hours are what it's all about. That's far more important than any alleged "right" in an alleged "Constitution." Or any alleged "freedom."
The last thing any lawyer wants is a clear cut decision. How will their kids get that new Mercedes for their birthday every year?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (HaL55)

115 After the handicap act happened, there is a guy who went around suing every business he could find that didn't have a wheelchair ramp.

Yeah eventually the courts got wise to him but that was a perfect example of what is wrong with that kind of legislation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (39g3+)

116 Rachel Dolezol has had more cake inside her then mixer number #9 at the Little Debbie central processing plant.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (q177U)

117 90
I wonder how many times this garbage is going to have to go to SCOTUS before they smack down the lower courts?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (JUOKG)

This is SCOTUS begging and pleading with yet another blue state supreme court to please, please, pretty pretty please with sugar on top change your mind. Because you're making us look bad.


Washington's court said No. When Oregon's court says No, Roberts will side with Sotomayor, Kagan, RBG, and Breyer and make up some bullshit along the lines of "Well, they have their reasons". Roberts will even get to write the opinion.

The kicker will be when Gorsuch joins in - because rules are rules. This is all to save face. The Supreme Court only has power as long as everyone else agrees to obey.

Play by the rules - and keep getting beat by those who don't.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (iMj43)

I'll join too!

Posted by: teh honorable kav at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (Lktpy)

118 Think about it: is it constitutional to tell a
business that they cannot legally deny service to someone they don't
like? What sort of other possible instances of law in this field might
that impact?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Yup, that's the whole ball of wax.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (T6t7i)

119 being bled white"

That's rayciss.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (6qErC)

120 and hello all....it's been a hectic monday.
Posted by: IC

Hiya IC !

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (Y9Ocz)

121 But the problem the court rules is that if the bakery is free to reject business to certain folks, to not make a certain kind of cake in creative bakery, then that kind of opens up a can of worms they reaaaally don't want to touch.


This case is the demon spawn of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which forever established the principle that the federal government has the power to tell a private business owner who it must do business with.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 06:54 PM (Mouru)

122 108 That's my reason also why a divorce wouldn't work splitting the country up. It would have to be total non interaction.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)

123 >>I say a picture of an Aussie spider eating a possum on daily mail. The thing of nightmares.

I was with an Australian associate last week. He showed me a picture of one his "mates" with his pet huntsman spider.

The thing is the size of my hand and he lets it crawl around the house, no cage.

Friggin savages.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 06:54 PM (PxX58)

124 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (sy5kK)

Truth.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)

125 you will be made to care and conform."

You will want to care and confirm.

See the difference?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 17, 2019 06:54 PM (6qErC)

126 I don't know the details, but I'm guessing they'd happily sell the gays flowers.
_____________

Yes, they offered to sell them whatever flowers they wanted. They just weren't willing to create the arrangements for a homosexual wedding.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2019 06:54 PM (k4dH2)

127 This gay shit is really fucking things up.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

128 >>> RGB was there for the arguments, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Ou6XS)

She'll be there in spirit...literally.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 06:55 PM (q177U)

129

Here's the Capt Kirk thing I was talking about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHXVJVqkHWE


I hate the Left. And wish they were all dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 06:55 PM (iZLl6)

130 Barely can stay awake, getting up and moving around would help I guess.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 06:56 PM (BbGew)

131 I love how liberals get clear unambiguous victories and
conservatives get ridiculously narrowly tailored decisions that will
require them to go through the gauntlet again.


This ruling is nonsense.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 17, 2019 06:56 PM (LyUr3)

132 Please SCOTUS. put an end this nonsense.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 06:56 PM (XAYDB)

Posted by: Mohamed Morsi at June 17, 2019 06:56 PM (Bjx2X)

134 How do these type suits comport with "At the heart of liberty is the right to define one's own concept of existence, of meaning, of the universe, and of the mystery of human life."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 06:56 PM (yQpMk)

135 This case is the demon spawn of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which forever established the principle that the federal government has the power to tell a private business owner who it must do business with.

And even Justice Thomas trembles at the thought of undoing that even a little.

I don't like businesses turning people away for idiotic, arbitrary reasons like "We don't serve your kind here" but damn it that's one of the ugly prices of liberty.

The alternative is exactly what we're seeing here, where one group after another is unpersoned in the name of progressivism. What is acceptable today won't be tomorrow because once the left wins a victory that just means they have to find another offense to fight against, even if they were perfectly fine with it a week ago.

Without any absolutes, this is what you get.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:56 PM (39g3+)

136 This case is the demon spawn of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which forever established the principle that the federal government has the power to tell a private business owner who it must do business with.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 06:54 PM (Mouru)

Absolutely correct. Completely overriding the 14th Amendment with it's overreach and foolishness which we are still paying for today.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2019 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)

137 Looks like more 'Nole fans than Michigan fans at the CWS today.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (XAYDB)

138 I have animus!

Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (6TInh)

139 Remember that The Also Fiercely Heterosexual Former Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy's decision in Colorado was a punt, though: his vote tipped the court against the Colorado persecution, but only on the narrow grounds that it had been mounted with "animus" against the religious.

This case has nothing to do with religion. Homosexuality is a perversion no matter how you look at it. An individual or the business he owns has the right to refuse to take part in any celebration of perversion without having to cite any sort of religious justification. We're friggin rational beings, FFS.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (weya0)

140
Hiya IC !

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (Y9Ocz)

Hi ya back to you!

Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (a0IVu)

141 31 I never understand why these cases aren't covered under commercial contract law.

Basically, the Flower/Bakery/etc says "I don't want to be in a contract with you, no matter what the price, please find another."
Posted by: Scott_T at June 17, 2019 06:38 PM (NmR1a)


Because the right to be a gay freak in public and smearing those who disagree, is in all the Amendments to the Constitution. Every one of them. And in the state Constitutions of all 57 states, too.

Posted by: Eric Holder, Barry's wing man at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (sy5kK)

142 I love how liberals get clear unambiguous victories and
conservatives get ridiculously narrowly tailored decisions that will
require them to go through the gauntlet again.


This ruling is nonsense.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 17, 2019 06:56 PM (LyUr3)

You're Welcome.

Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Justice Anthony Kennedy at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (tVQUs)

143 127 This gay shit is really fucking things up.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

Word!

Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (Lktpy)

144 What sort of other possible instances of law in this field might that impact?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Heart of Atlanta Motel should apply to Facebook and Twitter, non?

Posted by: Miklos, seems logical at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (QzkSJ)

145 The left chose to use attack us using the courts decades ago. It was a slow and methodical process.

Now we finally have the judges and the will to fight back. This is what fighting back in the courts looks like.

If you want drama and fast turnaround then you'll be disappointed but if you want lasting results and solid precedents then you'll be very happy. Be happy.

Posted by: GalosGann at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (z6Rh+)

146 I do wish the Constitution had Explicitly guaranteed the Freedom of Association...

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (DpEis)

147 RGB was there for the arguments, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Ou6XS)
..........

They brought the rutabaga in a little clay pot.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

148 I hate the Left. And wish they were all dead.


Would that they had but one neck.

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

149 138
I have animus!

Posted by: Weasel



A little hydrogen peroxide will clear that right up.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (T6t7i)

150 In the previous thread, I can't believe nobody mentioned Dutch teeth !

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (Y9Ocz)

151 Yet they will argue a company like Facebook or Twitter is privately held and can discriminate against whoever they want.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (BbGew)

152 > After the handicap act happened, there is a guy who went around suing every business he could find that didn't have a wheelchair ramp.

Supposedly there was a lawyer who was shaking down Vietnamese nail salons in LA. The (vaguely worded) law can be interpreted as saying you can't reuse bottles of nail polish. What they were doing was pouring enough polish for the job onto a disposable tray and using a disposable brush, saving the unused polish in the bottle for later use (thus in compliance with the spirit of the law, which was to not pass nail fungus and shit around).

He'd send shills in to bust them for doing this and then file a claim of some sort (I forget... might've been some kind of bounty deal, but somehow he was getting money out of it).

This continued until a few Vietnamese gangbangers visited the Esteemed Counselor and emphasized their displeasure with his behavior. Strongly.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (Vy4a0)

153 This case is the demon spawn of the Civil Rights Act
of 1964, which forever established the principle that the federal
government has the power to tell a private business owner who it must do
business with.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 06:54 PM (Mouru)


Yes. And also the notion of Incorporation - that the Federal Government must guarantee the Bill of Rights. That wasn't how this was supposed to go. The Bill of Rights was a check on Federal power, not State power.

Without Incorporation, nobody outside of Oregon and Washington need care about this. The Anti-Federalists would like to take this moment to tell you all I Told You So.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (iMj43)

154 So did the lower court actually make a factual finding of "no animus" or did the Washington Supreme Court just make dig that out of some dark penumbra floating through the nether regions of the Tri-Cities?
Or did the Court conclude there was no animus and further conclude that caprice is not actionable?

Posted by: Random Oberlin Administrator at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (hKi6n)

155 AtC..you're a treasure.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:48 PM (dUJdY)



Awww thank you.

So I got put in Twitter time out because someone reported me for replying to them "you vile cunt" (a position which I continue to state is true) and I haz the sadz not only because I'm a Twitter whore but also because I've said why worse things to people and not gotten timed out

Amusingly, I appealed on the grounds that what I said wa srude, and intentionally so, but not harassment, or advocating violence, or attacking based on protected clas and then got back this reply:

"Our support team has determined that a violation did take place, and therefore we will not overturn our decision. You will not be able to access Twitter through your account due to violations of the Twitter Rules, specifically our rules around:"


I did not forget to type the actual infraction. It's blank. There is no citing what I actually did.

My dudes. At least admit that you don't want people calling other people cunts. That's fine, that's a nice bright line rule. Hell, ace doesn't want us doing that. But leaving it blank? My dudes, c'mon.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)

156 Would a gay couple go into a rooftop halah bakery and demand a gay cake?

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (0bRr/)

157 >>>This case is the demon spawn of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which forever established the principle that the federal government has the power to tell a private business owner who it must do business with.


Did it say who one must enter into a contract with?

/I am assuming this cake was not off the shelf cash on the barrel head type retail transaction.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 17, 2019 06:59 PM (1g7ch)

158 It's a no brainer. What the leftizoilds don't get is that they weren't denied service for say, cookies or cakes for a birthday party etc. They drew the line at the wedding cake as they feel it's taking part in the ceremony. It wasn't like they walked in for some scones and were told to GTFO because they're ghey.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 17, 2019 06:59 PM (H4VdJ)

159 Rachel Doughzeal.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 17, 2019 06:59 PM (H4VdJ)

160 This case is the demon spawn of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which forever established the principle that the federal government has the power to tell a private business owner who it must do business with.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 06:54 PM (Mouru)


Yep. A totally un-Constitutional and offensive law.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 06:59 PM (weya0)

161 OT - so my boss is convinced no one would vote for Trump next year (he was saying this to a San Fran lawyer). And then I read folks have already started getting in line for Trump's rally tomorrow...40 hours earlier. Hmmm.

Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 06:59 PM (a0IVu)

162 Hiya IC !

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 06:53 PM (Y9Ocz)

Hi ya back to you!
Posted by: IC

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 06:59 PM (Y9Ocz)

163 133


Posted by: Mohamed Morsi at June 17, 2019 06:56 PM (Bjx2X)

Well said.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:59 PM (1FhAQ)

164 This continued until a few Vietnamese gangbangers
visited the Esteemed Counselor and emphasized their displeasure with his
behavior. Strongly.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Was the name of the company Victor and Charles Esq.?

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 06:59 PM (T6t7i)

165 Posted by: Mohamed Morsi at June 17

Try the kebab.

He won't be here all week.

Posted by: Miklos, unemployed PR guy for Mo Morsi at June 17, 2019 07:00 PM (QzkSJ)

166 "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or PROHIBITING THE FREE PRACTICE THEREOF..." I hope WSC chokes on that part quite vigorously. Jeez

Posted by: Mattski at June 17, 2019 07:00 PM (UOsvH)

167 What is truly scary is that if people see that our normal institutions won't protect them - and worse than this, won't protect them from having the government forcibly cut off their sons' peckers - well they will go eventually to someone who will.

Of course the Troo Conservatives like Pastor French will no doubt offer to take the case. If he were to win, that's a year or two reprieve. If he loses, it's "My bad. Slice away. It's the law."

And I fear that the only ones who really will do so are the Musselmen.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 17, 2019 07:01 PM (VaN/j)

168 Heart of Atlanta Motel should apply to Facebook and Twitter, non?

Well, and that's the flip side. If you can compel a business to serve you no matter who you are, then they can't ban anyone on Twitter... but Chez Chic cannot refuse you service for wearing no shoes, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:01 PM (39g3+)

169 The largest redpill of the 2020 election is that I'm the only candidate who can beat Yrump, and the Dems will never let me win the nomination or sniff the VP slot.
Fucking homos!

Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 17, 2019 07:01 PM (Lktpy)

170

Anyone else thinking of Toll House cookies?

I keep seeing the word MORSELS. Morsel. Morsel. Morsel.

The only "morsel" I know of are the chocolate morsels for baking.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 07:01 PM (iZLl6)

171 This case has nothing to do with religion.

It has to do with homosexuality being deemed a protected class under both state and federal law. Once that foundation is established, the state can go after businesses that won't cater to gays just like it can go after businesses that won't serve racial or ethnic minorities. The Civil Rights Act of 64 let the camel's nose in the tent.


This is a great example of power ceded to the government with the best of intentions winds up being used to oppress the citizenry. Inevitably.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 07:01 PM (Mouru)

172 I afraid the Pollo Regio near me is going to sue me for not patronizing them anymore since they got a tranny built like Butkus working the drive through.

Posted by: x at June 17, 2019 07:01 PM (nFwvY)

173 And then I read folks have already started getting in line for Trump's rally tomorrow...40 hours earlier. Hmmm.

Fox says they got 100k requests for tickets. The venue holds 20k.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 07:01 PM (T6t7i)

174 The harassment of the Right, by the Left, will never end. The country leans Left now, and has for some time.

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (DpEis)

175 My dudes. At least admit that you don't want people calling other people cunts. That's fine, that's a nice bright line rule. Hell, ace doesn't want us doing that. But leaving it blank? My dudes, c'mon.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)

Eh. They did it because they can. And now you have time to rest your Twittering muscles.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (1FhAQ)

176 129 I hate the Left. And wish they were all dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 06:55 PM (iZLl6)

Do you automatically consider somebody to be "the Left" if they belong to a demographic that overwhelmingly votes Left, even if that individual does not?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (pgXNG)

177 Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or PROHIBITING THE FREE PRACTICE THEREOF...

I honestly believe most leftist are not aware that clause is even in the first amendment. But to the extent they are, they would likely argue "that only applies to organized religious activities, not personal conscience"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)

178 This continued until a few Vietnamese gangbangers visited the Esteemed Counselor and emphasized their displeasure with his behavior. Strongly.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

They pick on devout Christians because they won't fight back.

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (0bRr/)

179 Melissa Sweet Cakes had managed to raise $109k on GoFundMe, before that shithole place shut down their donations page.

So they went to a Christian crowdfunding site, and raised $372k in short order. But they were faced with a $135k fine, plus lawyer fees and appeal costs. And the store itself had to close.

The SC sucked monkey balls on this decision to punt, as the case in CO was substantially different. The city council members expressed open hostility to the baker's religion, whereas the WA case is about 'public accommodation'.

The WA SC decision on this is no surprise at all. And now those two ladies in WA will have to wait for the SC to eventually get around to them again. And if I had to guess, I'd say their odds of prevailing are no better than 50:50 on the next go-round.

Meanwhile, the CO baker is now facing his 3rd legal assault after the last two cases got tossed. Sigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (Z4rgH)

180 Don't worry about RBG, they get a 3 month vacation real soon. She can bulk up a little, do some cardio, swim laps. Good as gold.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

181
By "the Left," I mean Leftists.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (iZLl6)

182
This case is the demon spawn of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which forever established the principle that the federal government has the power to tell a private business owner who it must do business with.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 06:54 PM (Mouru)

But the other side of the coin is the clear and unambiguous wording of the 1st Amendment: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion; or prohibiting the Free Exercise thereof..."

If the Civil Rights Act purports to prohibit the Free Exercise of Religion, then even the Civil Rights act would clearly be Unconstitutional. Otherwise, you have to back into the position that Gillibrand was spouting off about a couple days ago, in which she held that all Public Displays of Religious Faith were Unconstitutional.

The only logical answer is for the Civil Rights laws to stand, but for a Religious Exemption to be carved out of them for anyone who has a devoutly held religious belief on the matter. That is what the clear language of the Constitution demands.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (Kpl3J)

183 Anyone else thinking of Toll House cookies?

I keep seeing the word MORSELS. Morsel. Morsel. Morsel.

The only "morsel" I know of are the chocolate morsels for baking.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 07:01 PM (iZLl6)



I thought I saw on Insty that today's the birthday of the lady who created the chocolate chip cookie recipe.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (GbPPJ)

184 And like "Masterpiece Cake Shop" if they're still in business she's be sued a couple of more times by people who could go to the Shop Rite or any local supermarket and get their cake made.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


This is a good point.

Since when do people have a constitutional right to have a commonly obtainable product sold to them by ONLY this one company?

Yes, I know, Public Accomodations law and the 14th Amendment, but that was all back in a time when NO white business would serve black folks.

This is targeting, pure and simple, by these malicious ghey mafia fuckers.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (NoKAc)

185 This is a great example of power ceded to the government with the best of intentions winds up being used to oppress the citizenry. Inevitably.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 07:01 PM (Mouru)


There were never any "best of intentions" to begin with.



And homos certainly should be a protected species. They can't reproduce on their own so they are always at risk of extinction.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (weya0)

186 In addition to my animus, I'm getting pretty goddamn sick and tired of people in general.

Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (MVjcR)

187 Since the Dallas shooters line prescence and motive wasn't immediately broadcast, I'll assume it wasn't proTrp

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (0bRr/)

188 80 Hey Lesbos show some real balls, ask a middleeastern bakery owned by muslims to bake your cake. Love to see a court ruling on that.
Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2019 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

81 Think I'll head over to a Muslim bakery and get my order in....
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 17, 2019 06:48 PM (H4VdJ)


IIRC, someone already tried to do that a year or two ago. Person went to a Muzzie baker and asked to put a controversial theme on it (bearded bombmakers face or a penis, can't remember), they refused, local suit got thrown out.

So yeah, the Leftie courts are just screwing with us, while they protect those that are politically aligned lefties like they are.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

189
Was her name Mrs Tollhouse?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 07:04 PM (iZLl6)

190 T Gabbard/H Schultz.... a formidable ticket, that the Left is too stupid to endorse... Schultz is a Leftist Trump...

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:04 PM (DpEis)

191 Fox says they got 100k requests for tickets. The venue holds 20k.

Yeah but in the polls he's losing to Biden, Warren etc.. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 07:04 PM (dUJdY)

192 174 kraken

Conservative people (I prefer Pragmatic) could all be dead for 100 years, and the Leftists would still be blaming them for their inevitable failures.

See Wreckers, Capitalist Roader, etc.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:04 PM (u82oZ)

193 RGB was there for the arguments, right?

-

When is the last time any of the leftist justices have needed to be present to know how they should rule (good word, btw).

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 07:04 PM (mZ/17)

194 I'm getting pretty goddamn sick and tired of people in general.
Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (MVjcR)


I feel ya. Most days I feel the same way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 07:05 PM (dUJdY)

195 The thing is freedom is usually ugly and unpleasant. 4chan is what you get with freedom unless you also have virtue, usually in the form of religion, to control our baser impulses.

If a cake shop is free to refuse to make you a two girls get "married" cake, then they're free to refuse to make you a real marriage cake as well, cishetnormal! If you can pray in public schools, Satanists can as well. That's how it works.

The only thing that lets this function is a sense of politeness and propriety -- this belongs, this does not -- which was detonated and removed from American culture starting in the 60s because it was fascist, maaaan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:05 PM (39g3+)

196
20 years ago - Marraige is for breeders, we don't want it!

10 years ago - We want the same rights as married couples! Yes, civil unions will do.

5 Years ago - We'll settle for nothing less than recognition of our marriage by the church!

Now - Bake the cake, bitch!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (gC2IV)







5 years from now - Heterosexual marriage is evil and must be banned.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2019 07:05 PM (WJy0R)

197 "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."
--John Adams

Because those motivated by animus against Christianity will weaponize the rules made to govern the rest of us.
The Founding Fathers never dreamed of Muslims immigrating here and setting up mosques to train anti-American jihadis in when the First Amendment was written, for instance.
If they had been given a glimpse of the American public whimpering under the jackboots of militant homosexuality and Islam, they'd think we were all a bunch of emasculated wimps, undeserving of our heritage, who deserved to see our civilization wiped out.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at June 17, 2019 07:05 PM (adsVM)

198 Fucking homos!

Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 17, 2019 07:01 PM (Lktpy)
...........

Who you callin' a Homo, Bitch?!

Posted by: Mayor Peter, Cornhole Booker, etc. at June 17, 2019 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

199 37 An attractive couple should have heretosexual sex in a Subaru Outback, record it, and post the highlights on YouTube.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 17, 2019 06:40 PM (Lktpy)


nurse is in FL today with Insom I believe, so that movie will have to wait until Insom visits her in Seattle again.

she already has the car.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

200 I honestly believe most leftist are not aware that clause is even in the first amendment. But to the extent they are, they would likely argue "that only applies to organized religious activities, not personal conscience"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)


They may argue that, but the entire body of American Jurisprudence for the last 230 years holds that Personal Conscience and Belief is all that matters, "Organized" religion does not.

Because "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion..."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (Kpl3J)

201 step 1: vote yourself second class citizen
step 2: complain about being second class citizens
step 3: figure out step 3.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (JziUy)

202
Eh. They did it because they can. And now you have time to rest your Twittering muscles.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (1FhAQ)



It was for the best as work was all worky. And it's not like the reminder to not call people foul names is unnecessary.

*breaks out Shakespearean insult generator*

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (GbPPJ)

203 Yeah but in the polls he's losing to Biden, Warren etc.. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 07:04 PM (dUJdY)

Fantasy: He is losing by a landslide
Reality: Folks waiting 40 hours in line to hear him.

Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (a0IVu)

204 The only logical answer is for the Civil Rights laws
to stand, but for a Religious Exemption to be carved out of them for
anyone who has a devoutly held religious belief on the matter. That is
what the clear language of the Constitution demands.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (Kpl3J)


No.

The only logical, sustainable answer is My Business, My Rules. And if I get too picky about who I'll serve, I go out of business. No man is entitled to the labor of another. Stop trying to conjure clever rules to the contrary.

Maybe I don't want to serve you because of my "religion". Maybe I just don't damn like you. My house, my rules.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (iMj43)

205 Conservative people (I prefer Pragmatic) could all be dead for 100 years, and the Leftists would still be blaming them for their inevitable failures.

-

New Orleans is a great example. Last (R) mayor was in the 1850s, and everything wrong with New Orleans is a Republican's fault.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (mZ/17)

206 Jewells45

When I went to the Trump Rally in Topeka, there were 10,000 seats and 20,000 tickets. Took 3 hours for us to get inside. We were some of the last ones seated. The ones behind us watch Jumbotrons in the mist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (u82oZ)

207 The First Amendment has a commerce clause exception, right there in the penumbra.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (Mouru)

208 When is the last time any of the leftist justices have needed to be present to know how they should rule (good word, btw).
Posted by: Have I Told You Where

WHAT????

Posted by: William O. Douglas at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (QzkSJ)

209 155 AtC..you're a treasure.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:48 PM (dUJdY)


Awww thank you.

So I got put in Twitter time out because someone reported me for replying to them "you vile cunt" (a position which I continue to state is true) and I haz the sadz not only because I'm a Twitter whore but also because I've said why worse things to people and not gotten timed out

Amusingly, I appealed on the grounds that what I said wa srude, and intentionally so, but not harassment, or advocating violence, or attacking based on protected clas and then got back this reply:

"Our support team has determined that a violation did take place, and therefore we will not overturn our decision. You will not be able to access Twitter through your account due to violations of the Twitter Rules, specifically our rules around:"


I did not forget to type the actual infraction. It's blank. There is no citing what I actually did.

My dudes. At least admit that you don't want people calling other people cunts. That's fine, that's a nice bright line rule. Hell, ace doesn't want us doing that. But leaving it blank? My dudes, c'mon.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)



You should have claimed you lived in England for 6 years of your teens and 20s.

Posted by: buzzion at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (WaxcS)

210 They may argue that, but the entire body of American Jurisprudence for the last 230 years holds that Personal Conscience and Belief is all that matters, "Organized" religion does not.


Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

211 5 years from now - Heterosexual marriage is evil and must be banned.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2019 07:05 PM (WJy0R)

Well, at some point the shooting has to start. That's why we're stockpiling the ammo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (Kpl3J)

212 nurse is in FL today with Insom I believe, so that movie will have to wait until Insom visits her in Seattle again.



she already has the car.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

They can steal one, armed with an carcked-up alligator, or something. It IS Florida.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (t6MX/)

213 OK I don't understand what just happened in this case.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (FiUMj)

214 Washington State Supreme Court is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Democratic party.
Flower lady is lucky AG Ferguson didnt go for the death penalty.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (LGo6U)

215 202

It was for the best as work was all worky. And it's not like the reminder to not call people foul names is unnecessary.

*breaks out Shakespearean insult generator*
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (GbPPJ)


I offer the word " catamite".... just construct the sentence around it....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (DpEis)

216 nurse is in FL today with Insom I believe, so that movie will have to wait until Insom visits her in Seattle again.

she already has the car.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

Ohhh..that's right. I hope we don't read about *florida couple* in the news.

Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (a0IVu)

217 Florists and bakers usually set up the items at the hall too; it's not just either dropping it off or preparing it for pickup.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Dh1wo)

218 I'm thinking Cookies and Cream ice cream

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 07:08 PM (BbGew)

219 191 Fox says they got 100k requests for tickets. The venue holds 20k.

Yeah but in the polls he's losing to Biden, Warren etc.. *rolls eyes*
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 07:04 PM (dUJdY)

The part where it falls apart is that they say he's losing to CORY BOOKER.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 07:08 PM (pgXNG)

220 176 129 I hate the Left. And wish they were all dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 06:55 PM (iZLl6)

Do you automatically consider somebody to be "the Left" if they belong to a demographic that overwhelmingly votes Left, even if that individual does not?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (pgXNG)



Are you really that stupid?

Posted by: buzzion at June 17, 2019 07:08 PM (WaxcS)

221 If I win the nomination or get picked as VP to run in the general election, I'll finger bang and 69 with Kristi Noem live on Twitch.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Lktpy)

222 I was with an Australian associate last week. He showed me a picture of one his "mates" with his pet huntsman spider.

The thing is the size of my hand and he lets it crawl around the house, no cage.
Posted by: JackStraw


I refuse to live anywhere where I need a tame giant guard spider, to eat all the other poisonous critters that might crawl into my house.

Minnesota winters keep the vermin down to one year of growth before they all freeze to death.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2019 07:08 PM (P1f+c)

223 75 Since these individuals are seeking out people of religious faith and hoping to solicit a denial in order to sue, that would constitute 'animus' on their part.

And the state prosecution would be part of that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 06:47 PM (oVJmc)


not in our state.

unless it was a cake with a man humping a horse.

Posted by: Wash State Supreme Court at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK)

224 This is why I call the Roberts Court, the Yo-Yo Sinecure Court. They rule on very narrow constructs of law, only to have the case come back again and again.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (VkWRL)

225 216 nurse is in FL today with Insom I believe, so that movie will have to wait until Insom visits her in Seattle again.

she already has the car.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

Ohhh..that's right. I hope we don't read about *florida couple* in the news.
Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (a0IVu)

I tells ya, it was just WEIRD!

Posted by: The poor alligator at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (1FhAQ)

226 Florists and bakers have to serve everyone. But YouTube and facebook can ban anyone they want.

Sounds legit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (FiUMj)

227 OT - so my boss is convinced no one would vote for Trump next year (he was saying this to a San Fran lawyer). And then I read folks have already started getting in line for Trump's rally tomorrow...40 hours earlier. Hmmm.
Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 06:59 PM (a0IVu)
*************
You should have said, "That's not true, I will."

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (RBOtF)

228 I offer the word " catamite".... just construct the sentence around it....
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (DpEis)



Oh I've used catamite before and I meant it in the true definition of the word.

I'm assuming that didn't get reported because the person was too dumb to know just what it was I said.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (GbPPJ)

229 Reality: Folks waiting 40 hours in line to hear him.

Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (a0IVu)
...........

That doesn't necessarily mean they will go to the polls to actually vote for him.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

230 aaaaaaand Wolverines get a one-out solo home run.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (XAYDB)

231 Just heard my mother-in-law is dying. Prayers, please.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (VaN/j)

232 @tomfitton: "senior State Obama officials - Victoria Nuland and Jonathan Winer - coordinated with Steny Hoyer's national security advisor, Daniel Silverberg, to work on Russia dossier information provided by Christopher Steele."

Fitton will be on Lou Dobbs shortly...

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 07:10 PM (cF8AT)

233 "A nation of non-objective law ... if you can keep it."

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 17, 2019 07:10 PM (WnJWI)

234 I was with an Australian associate last week. He showed me a picture of one his "mates" with his pet huntsman spider.

The thing is the size of my hand and he lets it crawl around the house, no cage.

Posted by: JackStraw


Smart. Putting them in cages only pisses them off.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:10 PM (weya0)

235 215 202

It was for the best as work was all worky. And it's not like the reminder to not call people foul names is unnecessary.

*breaks out Shakespearean insult generator*
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 07:06 PM (GbPPJ)


I offer the word " catamite".... just construct the sentence around it....
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (DpEis)



There's a comedian that had a bit about using Shakespearian insult.

Posted by: buzzion at June 17, 2019 07:10 PM (WaxcS)

236 52 This must have been horrible for that lesbian couple. I imagine they had to interview hundreds of bakers before they found one who refused to bake their wedding cake. Must've been exhausting!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (gC2IV)


Back around the time this happened, the printing shop where I work was visited by a lesbian couple seeking to get wedding invitations printed. (One of them was quite attractive, but I digress.)

The owner, me, and the two pressmen were all hetero guys who were not terribly enthusiastic about the subject, but not cheesed off about it either. Sure we would have done it. We're not in the business of turning away customers.

At the time, we also had a female employee who was straight and married, but had a gay cousin who she loved, was a huge Lady Gaga fan, and supported All The Ghey Issues. So that was a match made in heaven.

The women came in, picked out their selection, and we gave them a price quote.

We never heard from them again. Yes, they were looking for trouble and someone to sue.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

237 Are you really that stupid?

Posted by: buzzion



**Throws flag for unnecessary roughness**

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

238 191 Fox says they got 100k requests for tickets. The venue holds 20k.

Yeah but in the polls he's losing to Biden, Warren etc.. *rolls eyes*
_______________

The 2020 polls will be worse than the 2016 polls were. They'll all have Trump losing to every Dim, right up until the polls close. Gotta try to depress Republican turn-out. "There's no path to victory for Trump!" "He's 50 points behind ___________ (whoever)!" "There's no point in voting, you deplorable Rethuglicans!!!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2019 07:10 PM (k4dH2)

239 Maybe I don't want to serve you because of my "religion". Maybe I just don't damn like you. My house, my rules.

I agree. I think its awful and hateful for someone to refuse service to a black person because they're black, but its your money, your business, and your property to be stupid, ugly, and hateful in. I suspect such a business wouldn't last long.

But here's where it gets unpleasant to consider. How should society respond to a person who does that? Boycott them? Protest? Stop selling supplies to them? Refuse them participation in your business organization? Reject their advertising in your newspaper?

OK, those are all fine. Its part of society correcting its self and following the rules of polite behavior. We're arguing government cannot and should not violate the constitution by passing laws compelling someone to serve everyone no matter what they think or feel.

But that's what the left is trying to do to anyone who disagrees with them. That's why Twitter bans people, that's why Chik Fil-A is being thrown out of Airports, that's why Chase is shutting down bank accounts of conservatives they don't like.

And the "conservative" voice these days seems to be "THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:10 PM (39g3+)

240 The only logical, sustainable answer is My Business, My Rules. And if I get too picky about who I'll serve, I go out of business. No man is entitled to the labor of another. Stop trying to conjure clever rules to the contrary.

Maybe I don't want to serve you because of my "religion". Maybe I just don't damn like you. My house, my rules."

In a perfect world, yes, but then you bring back the NO BLACKS ALLOWED signs, or NO JEWS ALLOWED, and I really think everyone would like those days to stay behind us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 07:11 PM (Kpl3J)

241 Very sorry, Eeyore.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 07:11 PM (Vy4a0)

242 Fox says they got 100k requests for tickets. The venue holds 20k.

Oh yeah. People will just love standing outside in the Florida heat during a violent thunderstorm.


I got a ticket but since I'm not guaranteed a seat inside, I can't go. Can't stand up for hours at a time because 29 years old. Plus, lighting. It. Will. Rain. Count on it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 07:11 PM (HaL55)

243 Catamite gained notoriety after the song "Down Under" broke into the charts and began experiencing heavy airplay.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 07:11 PM (mZ/17)

244 230 aaaaaaand Wolverines get a one-out solo home run.
Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (XAYDB)

Well butter my biscuit if those faggits win it all.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 17, 2019 07:11 PM (Lktpy)

245 Remember when everyone was saying " I don't care if gays get "married" "?

Well guess what?

Now you have to care.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 07:11 PM (LL1Be)

246 131, That's because the left openly uses courts as rubber stamps for legislation they can never pass. Their legal reasoning is often obviously fake, even to them, because they rely on it never being challenged by the fake conservatives who are in on the grift. They built everything on this arrangement.

And now, miracle of miracles, real conservatives are in a position to challenge all of it by taking their flimsy precedents apart piece by piece.

But it's slower for us because, unlike the left, we have to do it for real and we have to do it right, if we want it to matter.

Posted by: GalosGann at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (z6Rh+)

247 Eeyore- Will do

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (BbGew)

248 99 I thought the Constitution entitled each person their own personal slave cake maker.
-----------------


not exactly, it says "three-fifths" of a personal slave cake maker.

just like flower arrangers.

Posted by: Wash State Supreme Court at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

249 An attractive couple should have heretosexual sex in a Subaru Outback, record it, and post the highlights on YouTube.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 17, 2019 06:40 PM

Love, it's what makes a Subaru a Subaru. I want to punch the faggy voiced guy on the commercials. Too bad their cars are so fucking woke and ugly. They are made pretty well.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (H4VdJ)

250 Keep in mind that WA state passed a law first that gave gay couples (and older folks on SS) a civil "marriage" that had exactly the same legal rights as a regular marriage. It fixed the issues with medical treatment and inheritance. Two years later, they insisted on passing a bill to make "gay" marriage legal.

If you read what the tranny has been demanding of Masterpiece Cakes, it's outrageous. No bakery should be forced to make a cake with Satan sucking on a dildo. I'm sorry, those folks can do their own damn decorations. It is harassment, pure and simple. And the WA state court judges are not the brightest on the block.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (JKNZq)

251 nurse is in FL today with Insom I believe, so that movie will have to wait until Insom visits her in Seattle again. she already has the car.

The joke's on us. The video's only going to be of a bouncing parked car with windows all steamed up

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (ykYG2)

252 Prayers, please.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (VaN/j)

Will do.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (xPJvm)

253 Eeyore - *hugs*. So sorry to hear that.

Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (a0IVu)

254 I'll bet that was quite an experience NaCly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (dUJdY)

255 IIRC, someone already tried to do that a year or two ago. Person went to a Muzzie baker and asked to put a controversial theme on it (bearded bombmakers face or a penis, can't remember), they refused, local suit got thrown out.

So yeah, the Leftie courts are just screwing with us, while they protect those that are politically aligned lefties like they are.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)


Steven Crowder did that a few years back, and haz video.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (Z4rgH)

256 242
Fox says they got 100k requests for tickets. The venue holds 20k.

Oh yeah. People will just love standing outside in the Florida heat during a violent thunderstorm.



**cough**Disney World**cough**

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

257 just like flower arrangers.
Posted by: Wash State Supreme Court


And pizza!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:13 PM (39g3+)

258 Prayers up, Eeyore

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 07:13 PM (XAYDB)

259 Prayers, Eeyore.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 17, 2019 07:13 PM (1FhAQ)

260 In a perfect world, yes, but then you bring back the NO BLACKS ALLOWED
signs, or NO JEWS ALLOWED, and I really think everyone would like those
days to stay behind us.


"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

Those signs are in bars all over down here. What do they mean?

Legal confusion = billable hours. This will get a lot worse.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 07:13 PM (HaL55)

261 Well butter my biscuit if those faggits win it all.
Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 17, 2019 07:11 PM (Lktpy)

--They beat some damn good teams to get here.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 07:14 PM (XAYDB)

262 The purpose of the polls is to prepare the battleground.
So that when Trump wins, the pollsters can all claim there must have been skullduggery.
Same as 2016.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 17, 2019 07:14 PM (w7KSn)

263 Posted by: Eeyore at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (VaN/j)

I'm so sorry. Prayers sent.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 07:14 PM (dUJdY)

264 226 Florists and bakers have to serve everyone. But YouTube and facebook can ban anyone they want.

Sounds legit.
__________________

Absolutely!

As I am explaining in my new article: "The Conservative Case for Using Government to Force Christians to Violate Their Faith"

Posted by: Cap'n Billie Kristol, Ahoy! at June 17, 2019 07:14 PM (k4dH2)

265 Prayers Eeyore.

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2019 07:14 PM (cF8AT)

266 Catamite gained notoriety after the song "Down Under" broke into the charts and began experiencing heavy airplay.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 07:11 PM (mZ/17)


I first heard it thrown around in some Western ... I can't remember which one it was, now. Some guy called another a catamite (scottish, too, I think) and them was fighting words.

Unforgiven, maybe? I think it was before that ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:14 PM (weya0)

267 Love, it's what makes a Subaru a Subaru. I want to punch the faggy voiced guy on the commercials.

Is that the one with the really effeminate, lisping announcer? Who thought that was a great idea???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:14 PM (39g3+)

268
And homos certainly should be a protected species. They can't reproduce on their own so they are always at risk of extinction.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Shakers all over!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:14 PM (aKsyK)

269 Love, it's what makes a Subaru a Subaru. I want to punch the faggy voiced guy on the commercials. Too bad their cars are so fucking woke and ugly. They are made pretty well.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (H4VdJ)

____

LOL!!

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 07:15 PM (FiUMj)

270 Oh yeah - The Alamo. The newer version.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:15 PM (weya0)

271 The purpose of the polls is to prepare the battleground. So that when Trump wins, the pollsters can all claim there must have been skullduggery.
Same as 2016.


Yes, the polls exist to provide plausibility to the Democrat ballot stuffing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

272 In a perfect world, yes, but then you bring back the
NO BLACKS ALLOWED signs, or NO JEWS ALLOWED, and I really think
everyone would like those days to stay behind us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 07:11 PM (Kpl3J)


NO. We are PRECISELY in this situation because of two things.

One - State Governments made a law preventing shop-owners from freely associating with those they may wish to ... Blacks and Jews.

Two - the Federal Government made it worse by reversing the policy, by force. Just as bad as the original bad policy.

We would be much better off if every could buy and sell, or not, of their own free will.

Stop trying to come up with clever rules to circumvent the worst of freedom of association. Do you believe in freedom of association ? Doesn't sound like you do.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 07:15 PM (iMj43)

273 Well, there is Correct Justice, which hangs to the Left.... and then there's Racist Injustice, which hangs to the Right.... really, people, this is not that hard.....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:15 PM (DpEis)

274 I offer the word " catamite".... just construct the sentence around it....
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (DpEis

-------

"France elected a piano teacher's catamite."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 07:15 PM (9PqE2)

275 The Republican Party was FOUNDED in the 1850s and, believe me, they weren't voting for that bunch in Nawlins back then.

Maybe you intend the Reconstruction era of the late 1860s.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 07:15 PM (ykYG2)

276 228 I offer the word " catamite".... just construct the sentence around it....
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (DpEis)


Oh I've used catamite before and I meant it in the true definition of the word.

I'm assuming that didn't get reported because the person was too dumb to know just what it was I said.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 17, 2019 07:09 PM (GbPPJ)

_______


I thought catamite was the substance Heisenberg used to burn through a locked warehouse door in "Breaking Bad." Ah, that was thermite -- nevermind!

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 17, 2019 07:16 PM (WnJWI)

277 Sorry to hear that Eeyore. For all the MIL jokes that get thrown around I know some can be very dear and close to a family. God be with you and yours.

Those signs are in bars all over down here. What do they mean?

Nothing, really. Its like the "no shirts no shoes" ones, I don't know if those have even ever been challenged.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:16 PM (39g3+)

278 "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

Anyone can put up a sign, but that doesn't mean they can do what the sign says. It's like those construction trucks driving down the road with a sign on the back saying "Construction vehicle, stay back 200', not responsible for damages".

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you owned the road.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

279 Magic 8 ball says eventually the persecution of the bakers will be upheld.

Posted by: MAGA at June 17, 2019 07:16 PM (I5LRE)

280 >>In a perfect world, yes, but then you bring back the
NO BLACKS ALLOWED signs, or NO JEWS ALLOWED, and I really think
everyone would like those days to stay behind us.

Don't forget the Irish.

No Irish!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 07:16 PM (PxX58)

281 I offer the word " catamite".... just construct the sentence around it....
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:07 PM (DpEis

-------

"France elected a piano teacher's catamite."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 07:15 PM (9PqE2)



If I had a catamite have to clean a litter box.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 07:17 PM (Mouru)

282 Given the enormous legal fees, I would just tell the couple "sure I'll bake your cake. I wouldn't eat it if I were you. Jus sayin."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 07:17 PM (gC2IV)

283 **cough**Disney World**cough**

At least there are shops and restaurants they can scurry to at the Gigantic Rat's House. Downtown here at the Arena? Not so much.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 07:17 PM (HaL55)

284 > Ah, that was thermite -- nevermind!

Catamite is a special formulation used with catapults.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 07:17 PM (Vy4a0)

285 No Irish!


That goes without saying.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 07:17 PM (yQpMk)

286 Ballsy new guy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

287
Prayers sent for your MIL, Eeyore

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2019 07:17 PM (RBOtF)

288 280 >>In a perfect world, yes, but then you bring back the
NO BLACKS ALLOWED signs, or NO JEWS ALLOWED, and I really think
everyone would like those days to stay behind us.

Don't forget the Irish.

No Irish!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 07:16 PM (PxX5

No Girls!!! No dumb old girls!!!

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:17 PM (DpEis)

289 I think eventually the Supreme Court will rule on this stuff using a very, very clever wording and ruling that allows all the other unconstitutional laws to stand but permits religious exceptions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:18 PM (39g3+)

290 277 Nothing, really. Its like the "no shirts no shoes" ones, I don't know if those have even ever been challenged.

interestingly, I've yet to see a "no shirts no shoes" sign that says anything whatsoever about pants.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2019 07:18 PM (sGtp+)

291 In a perfect world, yes, but then you bring back the NO BLACKS ALLOWED signs, or NO JEWS ALLOWED, and I really think everyone would like those days to stay behind us.

Meh. Central Park West was built because 5th Avenue was restricted. Jews wanted their own 5th Avenue. Not bad.

And modern investment banking was created because Jews weren't allowed to work for JP Morgan and the rest of the WASP banks.

Those weren't such bad days and they ended up producing some pretty important things.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:18 PM (weya0)

292 245. Jewells45

An essay I wrote on the experience was liked in one Mis Hum ONT.

Here is a link to the original: https://tinyurl.com/y6a2v3d8

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

293 Anyone can put up a sign, but that doesn't mean they can do what the sign says. It's like those construction trucks driving down the road with a sign on the back saying "Construction vehicle, stay back 200', not responsible for damages".

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you owned the road.
Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)


It's an interesting principle. I always wondered why dog owners don't hang a sign from the dog's neck that says Not Responsible For Dog Bites.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 07:19 PM (Mouru)

294

The bottom of the cake should be black and blue, just like the girl

Posted by: My pimp shot my dealer at June 17, 2019 07:19 PM (rdqB3)

295 I would have baked the cake 6" taller than the cargo area of an Outback.

no refunds.

Posted by: x at June 17, 2019 07:20 PM (nFwvY)

296 I thought catamite was the substance Heisenberg used to burn through a locked warehouse door in "Breaking Bad."

I thought it was something you put on bread.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 07:20 PM (dUJdY)

297 Punt the punters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:20 PM (CSYCT)

298 interestingly, I've yet to see a "no shirts no shoes" sign that says anything whatsoever about pants.

That has honestly always made me wonder. Its very specific about the other parts of your clothes. I wonder if anyone has tried to go in wearing only shirts and shoes.

I'm serious, the first time I saw one of those signs as a little kid that's the first place my mind went "so no pants is okay??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:20 PM (39g3+)

299 as someone else said ... they would sell the flowers or cake ... but they were being required to apply their "art" (their heart) to celebrating something they religiously oppose. I recall there was some legal distinction ... on the cake thing ... about that. It involves them in the process ... (and yeah, they target the most religious ... little sisters of the poor ... attacked by Barry the Shithead ... for example)

Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2019 07:20 PM (Cus5s)

300 interestingly, I've yet to see a "no shirts no shoes" sign that says anything whatsoever about pants.

Best sign so far down here:

"Men: no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Women: no shirt, free beer!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 07:21 PM (HaL55)

301 All those "End Road Work" signs, and we still do it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

302 I thought catamite was the substance Heisenberg used to burn through a locked warehouse door in "Breaking Bad."

I thought it was something you put on bread.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 07:20 PM (dUJdY)


Yeah, the Aussies eat that crap.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 07:21 PM (aS1PU)

303 296 I thought catamite was the substance Heisenberg used to burn through a locked warehouse door in "Breaking Bad."

I thought it was something you put on bread.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 07:20 PM (dUJdY)

" He just smiled and gve me a catamite sandwich...."

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:21 PM (DpEis)

304 Justine Trudeau is a prime catamite.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:21 PM (CSYCT)

305 > interestingly, I've yet to see a "no shirts no shoes" sign that says anything whatsoever about pants.

The late Keith Moon was once refused entry to some fancy restaurant because he was wearing jeans.

So... he took them off. He was commando, naturally.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 07:21 PM (Vy4a0)

306 No Girls!!! No dumb old girls!!!
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:17 PM

If the stupidhead boys keep giving us 'ettes possum-eating spiders and meh Who Dis? pics, we won't bake you any cakes!!!!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 07:21 PM (/+bwe)

307 One of the most disgusting things about the legal system is this nice sounding concept of "everybody gets their day in court".

Nevermind it can bankrupt you to get your day in court.

Judges will green light absolutely disgusting lawsuits that break people financially in the name of "fairness".

Posted by: Blago at June 17, 2019 07:21 PM (UfkIY)

308 250
Keep in mind that WA state passed a law first that gave gay couples (and
older folks on SS) a civil "marriage" that had exactly the same legal
rights as a regular marriage. It fixed the issues with medical treatment
and inheritance. Two years later, they insisted on passing a bill to
make "gay" marriage legal.



If you read what the tranny has been demanding of Masterpiece Cakes,
it's outrageous. No bakery should be forced to make a cake with Satan
sucking on a dildo. I'm sorry, those folks can do their own damn
decorations. It is harassment, pure and simple. And the WA state court
judges are not the brightest on the block.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (JKNZq)

IIRC, Seattle passed an ordinance that makes political ideology a protected class, or something to that effect. Time to head on down to Seattle in some MAGA hats with video cameras and go get "oppressed."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 07:22 PM (t6MX/)

309 Catamite,
Vegamite,
Wait-mite!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:22 PM (CSYCT)

310 Catamites form on the bottom of cave floors.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2019 07:22 PM (nDe2U)

311 Is that the one with the really effeminate, lisping announcer? Who thought that was a great idea???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:14 PM


Apparently Thubaru.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 17, 2019 07:22 PM (H4VdJ)

312
Its like the "no shirts no shoes" ones, I don't know if those have even ever been challenged.

I wonder if anyone has ever challenged the signs I see at the bank entrance barring hoodies, sunglasses and masks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

313 > Catamites form on the bottom of cave floors.

Especially catacombs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 07:22 PM (Vy4a0)

314 No Girls!!! No dumb old girls!!!
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:17 PM (DpEis)


NO!

Dumb Girls with big knockers most wanted.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 17, 2019 07:23 PM (1g7ch)

315 Catamite,
Vegamite,
Wait-a-mite,]
Dyno-mite!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 07:23 PM (CSYCT)

316 312
Its like the "no shirts no shoes" ones, I don't know if those have even ever been challenged.

I wonder if anyone has ever challenged the signs I see at the bank entrance barring hoodies, sunglasses and masks?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

Never seen the " No Bras" one, yet....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:23 PM (DpEis)

317 Catamite was the compact Cadillac that GM tried to shill in the '80s.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 07:23 PM (Mouru)

318 > I wonder if anyone has ever challenged the signs I see at the bank entrance barring hoodies, sunglasses and masks?

The Elephant Man could probably have pulled it off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 07:24 PM (Vy4a0)

319 190 T Gabbard/H Schultz.... a formidable ticket, that the Left is too stupid to endorse... Schultz is a Leftist Trump...
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:04 PM (DpEis)


Yes....... and wrong. That would actually be a strong pair against Trump, but Schultz is trash.

Schultz is a leftist arrogant prick that cares zero about common people, Trump DOES care about common people.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 07:24 PM (sy5kK)

320 Marmite and vegemite are what Americans call "the trash you spray out of brewery vats."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 07:24 PM (9PqE2)

321 If the stupidhead boys keep giving us 'ettes possum-eating spiders and meh Who Dis? pics, we won't bake you any cakes!!!!

Who Dis?
http://tinyurl.com/yy5o75gf

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:24 PM (39g3+)

322 Cat- O-Mite!!!! Good Times...!!

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:24 PM (DpEis)

323 I never understood why some people used to speak negatively about homosexual s and lesbians.

I am beginning to understand now.

It has nothing to do with sexual choice but about if you do not agree with their choice you no longer any.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at June 17, 2019 07:24 PM (IoIaQ)

324 I see no gun signs everywhere... wonder how breaking that would hold up in court....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2019 07:24 PM (UUBmN)

325
If you read what the tranny has been demanding of Masterpiece Cakes,
it's outrageous. No bakery should be forced to make a cake with Satan
sucking on a dildo.


Make it a highly detailed Satan with the tranny's face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 07:24 PM (aKsyK)

326 > IIRC, Seattle passed an ordinance that makes political ideology a protected class, or something to that effect.

The whole State of California has that.

That's why I have a good feeling about James Damore's case.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 07:25 PM (Vy4a0)

327 ""We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

Those signs are in bars all over down here. What do they mean?"


They mean "You're drunk and obnoxious - get out."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 17, 2019 07:25 PM (s6M7E)

328 Catamite was the compact Cadillac that GM tried to shill in the '80s.

No, no, no, those are the pointy things inside caves.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 07:25 PM (HaL55)

329 People are camped out in the rain a full day before Trump's rally in Orlando.

But Biden has a poll.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 07:25 PM (PxX58)

330 314 Burnt Toast

I just had a flashback to Chandra Levy.

What a waste. She was not too smart, put out, and was stacked as all get-out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

331 As I've said before, the ticking timebomb is a judiciary filled with humans that "just don't get religion" or understand how it can be (very) important to people.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at June 17, 2019 07:25 PM (7d2kq)

332
Stop trying to come up with clever rules to circumvent the worst of freedom of association. Do you believe in freedom of association ? Doesn't sound like you do.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 07:15 PM (iMj43)

We got to that point because the abuses in the previous system were so great. I think a big part of my caution is the conviction that we're on the edge of a shooting civil war already; in fact I do think one is inevitable sooner or later. Still, I'd prefer it to be later, and bringing back open and legal racial discrimination is going to be the thing that guarantees that it will be starting real real soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 07:26 PM (Kpl3J)

333 One of the most disgusting things about the legal system is this nice sounding concept of "everybody gets their day in court".

Nevermind it can bankrupt you to get your day in court.

Judges will green light absolutely disgusting lawsuits that break people financially in the name of "fairness".

Posted by: Blago at June 17, 2019 07:21 PM (UfkIY)


The one place in America where an innocent citizen truly has no rights, whatsoever, is in a courtroom where the judge deems the person to be a material witness to some bullshit trial. The court can demand that that person do or say pretty much anything it wants, under threat of open-ended imprisonment without any sort of charges or trial.

Or serving jury duty. You pretty much lose all your rights when you are requested to do jury duty. But they pay you something like $.83/hr (it varies) so that's cool.

Pretty weird the way that works out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:26 PM (weya0)

334 Meanwhile, the CO baker is now facing his 3rd legal assault after the last two cases got tossed. Sigh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2019 07:02 PM (Z4rgH)


He's being sued by that same tranny terrorist that sued him the first two times. Why isn't this grounds for a harassment counter-suit? That "religious freedom" legal org which is defending him better start playing some offense here and put the hurt on, otherwise this shit just isn't going to stop.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 17, 2019 07:26 PM (x7118)

335 Well, off to go cut the hay field. AKA my lawn.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 17, 2019 07:27 PM (H4VdJ)

336 We are allowed our christian belief but we dare not act on our belief. The only bigotry left is against whites, conservatives and the religious. I like to consider myself all three of these, I guess I know where I stand on the totem pole.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 17, 2019 07:27 PM (0OmEj)

337 He's being sued by that same tranny terrorist that sued him the first two times. Why isn't this grounds for a harassment counter-suit? That "religious freedom" legal org which is defending him better start playing some offense here and put the hurt on, otherwise this shit just isn't going to stop.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 17, 2019 07:26 PM (x711

Bingo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2019 07:27 PM (DRWZX)

338 321 If the stupidhead boys keep giving us 'ettes possum-eating spiders and meh Who Dis? pics, we won't bake you any cakes!!!!

Who Dis?
http://tinyurl.com/yy5o75gf
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:24 PM

Would you like ice cream with your cake, sweetheart?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 07:27 PM (/+bwe)

339 These people are a virus. I just wish it was a flesh eating one.

SCOTUS, do your fucking job.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2019 07:27 PM (HNU3P)

340 I think the Left would give insolent Bakers Prefrontal Lobotomies, if allowed..... yeah, that evil, they are....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:28 PM (DpEis)

341 I think all is turning out just as the Founders intended.
The peasants are now ruled over by an unelected unaccountable judiciary, where the peasants have access to the court system to make it fair.
Butt, since most of the judiciary are from elite colleges, like Harvard, it's really all for the best!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 07:28 PM (AZxMX)

342 We got to that point because the abuses in the previous system were so great.

And honestly that was a failure of Christians to properly teach and show love to our neighbor. Christianity was the dominant religious and ethical system in the nation when the worst excesses of mistreatment to non-whites and women took place. That was just flat evil, and sinful and we failed so badly in that.

Christians should have been the ones who were most willing to let the black lady sit in front of the bus when she was tired, the most willing to sell the home to a Jew, the most protective of Women. Its a shame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:28 PM (39g3+)

343 As I've said before, the ticking timebomb is a
judiciary filled with humans that "just don't get religion" or
understand how it can be (very) important to people.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at June 17, 2019 07:25 PM (7d2kq)


They get it.

Prepare yourself for the landslide of accommodations our current judiciary is getting ready to give Muslims

And get this - I will not contract to any Muslim company, nor work in any Islamic country. Should I have to ? They "need" my expertise. Do I owe it to 'em ?

I'll pick up empty cans in ditches before I cave to that shit.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 07:28 PM (iMj43)

344 CAT-O-MITE!!!!

Posted by: Good Times, Good Times at June 17, 2019 07:28 PM (QzkSJ)

345 196
20 years ago - Marraige is for breeders, we don't want it!

10 years ago - We want the same rights as married couples! Yes, civil unions will do.

5 Years ago - We'll settle for nothing less than recognition of our marriage by the church!

Now - Bake the cake, bitch!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (gC2IV)

5 years from now - Heterosexual marriage is evil and must be banned.


how long until gun good penis evil?

Posted by: Anachronda, looking for an excuse to buy red diapers at June 17, 2019 07:29 PM (sGtp+)

346 331 Tonic Dog

ISTR a positron F*19 brain study on mind functions that hinted that humans have an innate belief is something greater than themselves. Don't think is was the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:29 PM (u82oZ)

347 Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 17, 2019 07:26 PM

My good man, that's not who WE are!

Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 07:29 PM (AZxMX)

348 341 I think all is turning out just as the Founders intended.
The peasants are now ruled over by an unelected unaccountable judiciary, where the peasants have access to the court system to make it fair.
Butt, since most of the judiciary are from elite colleges, like Harvard, it's really all for the best!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 07:28 PM (AZxMX)



Heh.... and some think there is no class system in America....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:29 PM (DpEis)

349 Hey, what's all the fuss? We get paid no matter what happens.

Posted by: Lawyers at June 17, 2019 07:31 PM (jXrK7)

350 The State Department are saying they have identified 15 current and former employees who mishandled classified information during Hillary's reign of terror. And the investigation is ongoing.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 07:31 PM (PxX58)

351 Babylon Bee is soliciting subscriptions in order for them to remain free of Leftist Repression.... a very good idea.... potential here??

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:32 PM (DpEis)

352 350 The State Department are saying they have identified 15 current and former employees who mishandled classified information during Hillary's reign of terror. And the investigation is ongoing.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 07:31 PM (PxX5

____

#TwoWeeks until indictments. Or Two months. Or years. Or most likely Never.

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 07:32 PM (FiUMj)

353 JackStraw

The Embassy is the Congo needs staff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

354 Inconvenient Truths @ 343- Neither will I surrender, kneel, or bow to islam. If it is GOD's Will that I confess Jesus Christ and die, so be it. Read Fox's Book Of Martyrs for a look at the past, and perhaps the future.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 07:33 PM (qBNEP)

355 Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 07:31 PM (PxX5

15? LOL.

The real number is something like 15,000.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:33 PM (weya0)

356 kraken

Ace has almost no ad revenue.

Yet, except for some exceptions, I'll bet advertisers would love our demographics.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:34 PM (u82oZ)

357 We got to that point because the abuses in the
previous system were so great.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 07:26 PM (Kpl3J)


Then tell me what's worse ... a man freely refusing to buy and sell from another ... or government forcing that transaction to happen ?

C.S. Lewis talked about this, and the tyranny of good intentions.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 07:34 PM (iMj43)

358 Think I will watch some " Little Rascals " soon.... it's a wonderful antidote to Leftism.....

Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 07:34 PM (DpEis)

359 Not even going to bother with the tortured logic they used to say that the state wasn't using prejudice against Christianity to force--at the barrel of a gun--a florist to violate their religious beliefs.

99% sure they just hand-waived it away by saying the florists are just lying about their religious conviction, that they just plain old hate gays

But, let's get that snit Gabe Molor in here to tell us fag marriage won't be used to persecute religion--I R dum and shouldn't believe my lying eyes.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 17, 2019 07:34 PM (e+U71)

360 Hey, what's all the fuss? We get paid no matter what happens.

Posted by: Lawyers at June 17, 2019 07:31 PM (jXrK7)


You will note that BOTH sides have to hire lawyers to pursue a court case. Talk about planning for the long term...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 07:34 PM (AZxMX)

361 Nood

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 07:35 PM (Y4EXg)

362 At least with the bakers, you could "accidentally" drops some pubes in their cake. Not sure what you can do to flowers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2019 07:35 PM (jXrK7)

363 Ace has almost no ad revenue.

Yet, except for some exceptions, I'll bet advertisers would love our demographics.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:34 PM (u82oZ)

_____

Is that cuz of the badthink posted?

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 07:35 PM (FiUMj)

364 C.S. Lewis talked about this, and the tyranny of good intentions.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 07:34 PM (iMj43)


There are never really even good intentions behind any of these shit laws.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:35 PM (weya0)

365 Hey, what's all the fuss? We get paid no matter what happens.

Posted by: Lawyers


"two lawyers can make a living in a town where one can't"

Posted by: Samuel Miklos Clemens at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)

366 The State Department are saying they have identified 15 current and former employees fall guys who mishandled classified information during Hillary's reign of terror. And the investigation is ongoing.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 07:31 PM (PxX5

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Suggested edit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (gC2IV)

367 Yeah, but they don't force muslims to bake cakes. Becuase islam.
Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 17, 2019 06:44 PM (sktRI)

Yeah, Crowder did a video where he went into Shatila bakery in east Dearborn and the guy told him to GTFO.

Posted by: clutch at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (kiSdp)

368 36
For the 'ettes...

https://tinyurl.com/y64zpoza
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:39 PM (AzW6q)

---

Was that supposed to be scary?

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (RU4sa)

369 And honestly that was a failure of Christians to properly teach and show love to our neighbor. Christianity was the dominant religious and ethical system in the nation when the worst excesses of mistreatment to non-whites and women took place. That was just flat evil, and sinful and we failed so badly in that.

Christians should have been the ones who were most willing to let the black lady sit in front of the bus when she was tired, the most willing to sell the home to a Jew, the most protective of Women. Its a shame.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

++++++++++++++

I'm not excusing all of it, but look what happened to South Africa when they lifted Apartheid. Sounds so nice and peaceful. White people are absolutely targets now fleeing for their lives.

A lot of this also was just over blown in that era. Right now, places in Japan have signs that say "no white people" and it's legal

Does it really bother you as a white person?

Posted by: Hoon at June 17, 2019 07:38 PM (DTx5v)

370
If you read what the tranny has been demanding of Masterpiece Cakes,
it's outrageous. No bakery should be forced to make a cake with Satan
sucking on a dildo. I'm sorry, those folks can do their own damn
decorations. It is harassment, pure and simple. And the WA state court
judges are not the brightest on the block.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 17, 2019 07:12 PM (JKNZq)

IIRC, Seattle passed an ordinance that makes political ideology a protected class, or something to that effect. Time to head on down to Seattle in some MAGA hats with video cameras and go get "oppressed."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 07:22 PM (t6MX/)

Fun fact: while a permit is needed for concealed carry, it is legal to open carry anywhere in Wash state, except courts, bars, public schools, and other places if they have a sign in the open on private property expressing it.

Like walking down a Seattle street.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 17, 2019 07:39 PM (sy5kK)

371 354 Inconvenient Truths @ 343- Neither will I surrender, kneel, or bow to islam. If it is GOD's Will that I confess Jesus Christ and die, so be it. Read Fox's Book Of Martyrs for a look at the past, and perhaps the future.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 07:33 PM (qBNEP)



"I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees." ~ Attributed to several sources, but a most reasonable thought nonetheless!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 07:40 PM (AZxMX)

372 Still, I'd prefer it to be later, and bringing back open and legal
racial discrimination is going to be the thing that guarantees that it
will be starting real real soon.



It's right about here that I'd like to remind everybody that America's Favorite Domestic Terrorist, Little Billy Ayers, was going to use a race war to kick off his little revolution. You know, the one where he was talking to foreign gubmints like SoKo to help him take over by killing 125 million Americans.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 07:41 PM (HaL55)

373 368
Was that supposed to be scary?

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (RU4sa)


It scared the fuck out of me.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

374 40 How many times will it take in the courts? As many times as it takes to get their desired outcome. That's how many.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Until the non-government-bottomless-money-pit party goes broke.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at June 17, 2019 07:41 PM (/Fmtj)

375 No Irish!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 07:16 PM (PxX5
~~~~~

😠

Posted by: IrishEi at June 17, 2019 07:42 PM (NtglE)

376 There are never really even good intentions behind any of these shit laws.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 17, 2019 07:35 PM (weya0)


It works better when you think of them as "good" intentions!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 07:42 PM (AZxMX)

377 I'm not excusing all of it, but look what happened to South Africa when they lifted Apartheid. Sounds so nice and peaceful. White people are absolutely targets now fleeing for their lives.

South Africa was just stupidity. They were super hateful and oppressive, then just pretended they could end that overnight and nothing bad would happen in return. And further, they turned over the netire government to the very people they'd kept from even learning how to read and write. What kind of retard thinks that's going to work out?

There had to be a long, slow process, like a decade of transition, not something overnight. I know a lady who was related to the Foreign Minister or something like that. They gave him six months to train a complete staff who had no experience or even much education. That just cannot work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:43 PM (39g3+)

378 373 368
Was that supposed to be scary?

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2019 07:36 PM (RU4sa)

It scared the fuck out of me.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 07:41 PM (sdi6R)


SMH would rack her .45 and shortly nobody would have anything to be scared of!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 07:43 PM (AZxMX)

379 South Africa was just stupidity. They were super
hateful and oppressive, then just pretended they could end that
overnight and nothing bad would happen in return.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:43 PM (39g3+)


When you jail a cat for stockpiling heavy weapons, and his wife has a penchant for dropping people neck-first into a burning tire, feelings tend to get hurt.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 07:45 PM (iMj43)

380 378
SMH would rack her .45 and shortly nobody would have anything to be scared of!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 07:43 PM (AZxMX)


M249 I think, right?

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

381 M249 I think, right?

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

Nah, SMH understands the need for having a backup plan! So, phase 1 is the.45!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 07:50 PM (AZxMX)

382 Lezzie couple walks into a bakery, asks "how much to bake us a lezzie wedding cake?"

Baker says:

"$195 to bake the cake. $25,000 for me to compromise my religious convictions and actually do the commission. Non-negotiable, if you protest the surcharge, I raise it to $30,000." "Causing me to sin before Almighty God won't be cheap for you, but at least you'll be comforted by knowing that I'll be donating the proceeds to Falwell's Liberty University."


I have no idea if that'd pass "Constitutional Muster" in the WA court, but I'd love to see the publicity from such a case, nonetheless.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2019 08:17 PM (QzJWU)

383 Gov Abbott should announce that he and the state of Texas will offer asylum to anyone persecuted in other states for the religious views.


FORCE the SC to address the implications of what they are doing.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 08:27 PM (WdocV)

384
Like walking down a Seattle street.

***


I forget if it was WA or CA, but a man got mobbed by Antifa, drew his weapon, and told them to scram.

He was then arrested for "brandishing"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 08:30 PM (WdocV)

385 There had to be a long, slow process, like a decade
of transition, not something overnight. I know a lady who was related
to the Foreign Minister or something like that. They gave him six
months to train a complete staff who had no experience or even much
education. That just cannot work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 07:43 PM (39g3+)

That's nice but the reality is foreign pressure wouldn't have ended for anything less than a total removal. The only real solution would have been to divide the country by race.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at June 17, 2019 09:04 PM (J70i0)

386 Does it seem the Roberts SC isn't going to make any waves, just keep a even keel?

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 06:40 PM (BbGew)

Trump needs three more SCOTUS picks.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 17, 2019 09:56 PM (F/KeJ)

387 62 Gabe M used to be A Thing at AoS, as I recall....
Posted by: kraken at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (DpEis)

----

My question about that guy is, what did he know and when did he know it? The false statements about gay marriage being the ultimate goal, this far and no further-- did he know it was a lie when he said it? He was so resentful of the reactions he got when people came to the realization a short time later that it was only the beginning, and that there was begun an open-ended process towards what has by now materialized as coerced endorsements and commerce, normalization of pedophilia, legal consequences for not repeating made-up gender terms, the entire bloated, endless, dangerous and humiliating game of Simon Says they impose on us now -- it dawned on us and predictably, angered us. He came across as cognitively dissonant -- a smug con artist proud of his con, yet also convinced he was a victim.

What did he know? How many personalities does he have? Three or four? A single really shitty one?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 11:15 PM (t5m5e)

388 You can depend on SCOTUS to side with the perverse, the depraved, and the insane. Its the SCOTUS way, Jefferson warned about the dangers of an unelected, unaccountable court system.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 18, 2019 03:03 AM (nRj4F)

Ousted Egyptian President and Muslim Brotherhood Leader Mohammad Morsi Collapses in Court, Then Dies

Obama virtually installed this Muslim Brotherhood terrorist into the presidency.

Mohamed Morsi, the former president of Egypt and top Muslim Brotherhood official who was ousted by the military in 2013 and had been standing trial for espionage, collapsed and died during a court session Monday, state television reported.

Morsi, 67, was in court when he suddenly blacked out and then died, according to state television.

An Egyptian judicial official told the Associated Press that Morsi had just addressed the court, speaking from the glass cage he is kept in during sessions and warning that he had "many secrets" he could reveal before collapsing minutes later.

Thanks to ChupaMe.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:20 PM




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1 Phirst

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (LL1Be)

2 Yo

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (MAstk)

3 He's the one who said that Obama told him on the downlow that he was still a Muslim.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (DuZls)

4
Well, that doesn't happen every day.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (rEfh+)

5 Ha

Posted by: Yo at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (DuZls)

6 Well, what can I say, some good news today?

Posted by: Losamantesdeteruel at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (AtClo)

7
This Muslim Brother died in Court?

Egypt needs to get some bone saw guys, stat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (AzW6q)

8 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (AjVAj)

9 Let he who is not in a special glass cage toss the first stone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (CSYCT)

10 Morsi identified as 'dead and in Hell'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK8)

11 The Clintons are thorough.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (LL1Be)

12 >>Morsi, 67, was in court when he suddenly blacked out and then died, according to state television.

That's racist.

Posted by: Caliban at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (qEujL)

13 I think that he was given something to kill him off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (ivkO2)

14 Maybe they should have put air holes in that glass box.

Posted by: Aviator at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (2cuLk)

15 instant death penalty ftw

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (dm05u)

16 al'Jazeera is trying really hard to canonize the man, treat him like a saint above all mortal humans, who upon death rose in a golden light to paradise to the sounds of a heavenly choir.

Which leads me to believe that one faction of Islam thinks he was poisoned by another.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (39g3+)

17 I have *cough cough* many secrets *cough gasp* I could rev..*gasp argeee*

Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)

18 Why oh why do the good die young? /sarc

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (1GThF)

19 And he is now uncomfortably roasting in Hell

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (jXDuK)

20

Aren't the newzies saying he was the only "elected" leader Egypt ever had?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (aKsyK)

21 14
Maybe they should have put air holes in that glass box.

Posted by: Aviator at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (2cuLk)

Close 'er up. Next thread.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (t6MX/)

22 We should be so lucky to live long enough to see Obama collapse in a courtroom where he's on trial for sedition.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

23 Ousted Egyptian President and Muslim Brotherhood Leader Mohammad Morsi Collapses in Court, Then Dies


Egypt's Funniest Home Videos

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

24 An Egyptian judicial official told the Associated Press that Morsi had
just addressed the court, speaking from the glass cage he is kept in
during sessions and warning that he had "many secrets" he could reveal
before collapsing minutes later.


Did they remember to put holes in the glass cage? I'm guessing no.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (T6t7i)

25 Case dismissed.

Posted by: Judge Kalikimaka at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

26 Next on al Jazerra - "How Israel murdered Morsi to save their Egyptian allies."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (CSYCT)

27 Morsi had just addressed the court, speaking from the glass cage he is kept in during sessions and warning that he had "many secrets" he could reveal before collapsing minutes later.


"I have many secrets that I will re..."

*thud*

Hahahaha

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (Mouru)

28 Mohamed Morsi, the former president of Egypt and top Muslim Brotherhood official who was ousted by the military in 2013 and had been standing trial for espionage, collapsed and died during a court session Monday, state television reported.

What a shame.

Posted by: Mossad at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (1GThF)

29 Morsi sleeps with the fishes..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (so+oy)

30 It would have been more cool if his head had exploded, like the guy at the start of 'Scanners'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (bcbK8)

31 Why was he kept alive for so long? Information gathering? Who did him in? His enemies or his ex collaborators? I wonder.

Posted by: Losamantesdeteruel at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (AtClo)

32 Sudden death in glass cage?

That's as subtle as chopping up a journalist in an embassy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (fuK7c)

33 Maybe they should have put air holes in that glass box.
Posted by: Aviator at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (2cuLk)


They didn't even need an actual glass box.

Posted by: A Mime at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (Mouru)

34 In a tragic mime accident.....

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (T6t7i)

35 speaking from the glass cage


Another senseless victim of Hummus Fart Self-Asphyxiation.


Will no one think of the Evil Terrorist Dictators?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (r1/AF)

36 Then Vox will publish an article called - "How to kill your political opponent with this one stupid trick."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (CSYCT)

37 Let me try again. This comment was much too good to be willowed TWICE:

426 Education has become a racket and a sinecure for leftists that should be brought to an unceremonious end. This could be accomplished almost immediately by prohibiting tenure for professors and most especially for college administrators.

The immediate and long term solution to this acting out should also be the elimination of tax exemptions for all colleges and universities. Additionally, all financial aid should be financed by the colleges and universities themselves with no tax payer guarantee of repayment.

Students should be allowed to discharge in bankruptcy all students loans in the same way that any other debt can be discharged. And finally college and university trust funds should be taxed annually at the same rate as the annual income for ordinary tax payers. I would also tax tuition for foreign students at at least 100%. If a foreign student is on financial aid then that aid regardless of its source should be taxed at least 200%.

The country has no need for degrees that are less useful than an HS Diploma from the 1950s. The government should encourage self sufficiency and real science not lysenkoism or politicized science.

There should be tax credits or vouchers for tax payers who wish to send their children to private primary and secondary schools. This benefit should be first funded by any federal financial aid to state education. And tenure should be completely eliminated. There should be a "hatch act" for teachers and it should be illegal for them or any public employee to unionize or go on strike.
Posted by: Punchinello at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (zOrpp)



I don't recognize the nick, but I agree with every word of that.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (xjiRE)

38 I think that he was given something to kill him off.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

............

That's the first thing I thought of, Fen..

Either someone gave it to him and he willingly took it, or otherwise.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (so+oy)

39 Yeah the party line is "The only democratically-elected leader." they're working that like AOC uses the word "like"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)

40 Is it too much to hope that French killed him in a deserted dirt road ditch with piano wire - oh, wait, that's only drunken hobos - sorry Dave!

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (32YRo)

41 Apparently one of those secrets was about the Clintons...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (wCmLp)

42 29 Morsi sleeps with the fishes..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (so+oy)


Shouldn't that be he sleeps with the camels?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (1GThF)

43 Wonder if there will be an autopsy.

Or if they simply State, "He died of heart failure."

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (YyH4g)

44 Let the raping of the corpse begin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (oVJmc)

45 That's as subtle as chopping up a journalist in an embassy.

Possibly brought to you by the same sponsors

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)

46 Must have had dirt on the Clintons. Lol, get fucked

Posted by: mugiwara at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (dp5+s)

47 I AM YOUR ALLAH NOW - oh wait, I already was.

Posted by: Iblis at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (ts3NT)

48 What a weird way to die...

Posted by: Fawn Liebowitz at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (jXDuK)

49 Glass walls can't stop Arkancide.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (LL1Be)

50 "I just want to reveal, I know Obama.....*cough* *gag* *thud*"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

51 i hear nelson muntz.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (KP5rU)

52 speaking from the glass cage he is kept in
........

What is he, a fucking lizard?

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

53 Did they hang him for good measure?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (4IPux)

54 wait til he finds out his asshole is the 72nd virgin and he's about to be "rewarded" along with the other 71 dumbshits who've been sitting in hell's waiting room

Posted by: x at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (nFwvY)

55 Some zealot based countries with an eye to global domination cannot handle free fair elections ... they will chose a despot and "death to the infidels".

Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Cus5s)

56 It was...the salmon mousse.

Posted by: Death at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (gC2IV)

57 Did the glass box smell of almonds?

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (DuZls)

58
Now, he'll never get to take his magic escape act to Vegas.

At least Morsi died doing what he loved.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (r1/AF)

59 speaking from the glass cage he is kept in
........

What is he, a fucking lizard?
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (v0R5T)



To be fair, they gave him an old tire hanging from a rope to play with.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Mouru)

60 They probably just threw one of Hillary's used Depends in the glass box with him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (1GThF)

61 Is Barky crying?

Posted by: Cheri at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ikC4P)

62 He was 67, but it was a very old 67.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (Mouru)

63 Bad dates.

Posted by: Sallah at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (TGcoT)

64 Egypt go that order of polonium I sent. Good.

Posted by: Vlad P at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (mOcZx)

65 A serious case of Nadlerosis.

Posted by: GalosGann at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (z6Rh+)

66 So they forgot the air holes in the glass cage? Epic.

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (nRWPy)

67 "I know the name of the mastermind. His name is-"

*shot rings out*

"- is - is -"

(Dies)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (Bjx2X)

68 If there's a funeral, I wonder if Barry and the Beast will attend. He was their guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

69 Probably acid reflux, or maybe poison.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (YslsA)

70 "In a box. That's the bit I don't like, frankly. That's why I don't think of it. Because you'd be helpless wouldn't you? Stuffed in a box like that. "

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK8)

71 Well that was convenient.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (s6M7E)

72
To be fair, they gave him an old tire hanging from a rope to play with.

Had a forehead like a drive-in movie theater.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (LL1Be)

73 Was it the Israeli's? Cause somebody did this, it was most certainly not natural causes.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (JUOKG)

74 68 If there's a funeral, I wonder if Barry and the Beast will attend. He was their guy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)


The Mandela funeral sign language guy is limbering up his fingers as we type.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (1GThF)

75 If there's a funeral, I wonder if Barry and the Beast will attend. He was their guy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)


If they want a piece of that guy they need to get there early.

Posted by: Zombie Ayatollah Khomeini at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (Mouru)

76 Dead men tell no tales. Even in Arabic.

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (FhXTo)

77
Is Barky crying?

Posted by: Cheri at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ikC4P)


Summering in a palace in the South of France? I doubt it. Biting a pillow, maybe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

78 Morsi will get stuffed in some anonymous mustaba and then his mummified remains will be found a thousand years hence.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (CSYCT)

79 Diplomatic immunity!

Posted by: Morsi at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (nFwvY)

80 Did they hang him for good measure?

"Dig him up and burn his skeleton, its the only way to be sure"
--Pope Martin V

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)

81 the stress of the moment got to him ... and the strychnine they put in his water.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (Cus5s)

82 May Satan.. er allah have no mercy upon his shit stained soul.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (pw+jk)

83 Check out my new smash hit, Dictator in a Box.

Posted by: Justin Timberlake at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (fuK7c)

84 Karma can be a bitch

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (BbGew)

85 Would not,

Could not

In a box.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (LL1Be)

86 Who served Morsi some beer from the Dominican Republic?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (CSYCT)

87 It was bad timing - the drugs aren't supposed to kick in and drop him 5 minutes after he stands up in Court and says he has "Many Secrets He could Tell" about the current government.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

88 Maybe they should have put air holes in that glass box.



Posted by: Aviator at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (2cuLk)

Close 'er up. Next thread.


Did the bailiff's shake the box and listen?

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (FhXTo)

89 Witnesses say he collapsed into his water dish.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

90 They may have blown the Foster case but the DC Park LEO's are all over this one!

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (32YRo)

91 Anybody seen Bluebell lately?

Posted by: Miklos, uncoincidentally at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (QzkSJ)

92 Summering in a palace in the South of France? I doubt it. Biting a pillow, maybe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)


LOL. I can actually picture that in my mind.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (aS1PU)

93 I heard he almost escaped using an invisible ladder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (Mouru)

94 So is a dictator in a closed box alive or dead?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (39g3+)

95 Wonder what he had on Hillary.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (6/uwW)

96 1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

97 He died just as he was about to reveal who Chelsea's real dad is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

98 73 Was it the Israeli's? Cause somebody did this, it was most certainly not natural causes.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (JUOKG)

Rest assured that the current President of Egypt hated Morsi more than the Israelis ever did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

99 Good thing it was a glass box. Otherwise, he might be live/dead.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat's Owner at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (DuZls)

100 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK

"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead" is a great play.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (ivkO2)

101 Allah giveth and Allah taketh away in the most amusing fashion.

Posted by: joncelli, busily missing the point at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (1FhAQ)

102 He was practicing his mime in a box routine, when ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (1GThF)

103 But how do they KNOW he's dead?



Posted by: Schrodinger's Dictator at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (LL1Be)

104 Has he been on vacation in the Dominican Republic, by chance?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (HTHlp)

105 The glass box was meant for mime practice.

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (fuK7c)

106 1. Cut a hole in the box

2. Put your junk in the box

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK

==
3. Get her to open the box.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (pw+jk)

107 I guess the Egyptian authorities can't decide whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (32YRo)

108 Schrondinger's cat - "Will someone get this body out of my litter box?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (CSYCT)

109 stupid alcoholism, slowing brain cells

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (LL1Be)

110 And with that Hasbro junked the idea of a Morsi in the box.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (YslsA)

111 100 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK

"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead" is a great play.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (ivkO2)

Yes, very witty

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK8)

112 42 29 Morsi sleeps with the fishes..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (so+oy)

Shouldn't that be he sleeps with the camels?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (1GThF)

He sleeps with the sand lice.

I would say he sleeps with the sandworms, but wrong planet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)

113 I heard he almost escaped using an invisible ladder.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (Mouru)

-----

Funniest Onion headline I ever saw was when Marcel Marceau died:

"King of Mimes Trapped in Real Box This Time."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (AzW6q)

114 He died just as he was about to reveal who Chelsea's real dad is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
--------

Arkancide has a long arm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (HTHlp)

115 It was Tut's curse that got 'em.

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (UdKB7)

116 But how do they KNOW he's dead?

Posted by: Schrodinger's Dictator at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (LL1Be)


They opened the box and that sealed the deal.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (aS1PU)

117 The press is literally fawning over this guy.

It's amazing to watch the media sell out their country for their politics

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (nLUpf)

118 Arkancide has a long arm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (HTHlp)
---
Arkancyanide

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (DuZls)

119 What did he eat before entering the glass cage?

Posted by: dantesed at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (88xKn)

120 We once had a big piece of tempered glass that was basically 9 by 12, 1/2 inch thick. It took 5-6 of us pounding it with a 16# sledge over half an hour to finally break it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (4IPux)

121 So do we all owe chupame a round of drinks for topping the guy.

And right in court, dude. Harsh!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (Dh1wo)

122 He had many secrets to reveal?

About our Secretary of State perhaps?

Obviously it was an Arkancide.

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (EK+Pw)

123 Morsi was a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (gC2IV)

124 The only question I have is: Where did they find such a big terrarium?

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

125 29
Morsi sleeps with the fishes..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (so+oy)

He's pleasant under glass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (t6MX/)

126 The good news is there are actually 73 virgins. The bad news is that they are all Rachel Dolezol.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)

127 Valerie Jarrett ... with the umbrella ... in the bathhouse!

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (/NKts)

128 I would say he sleeps with the sandworms, but wrong planet.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Dune know what you mean...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (32YRo)

129 Hopefully there were cedar shavings lining the bottom of his box.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (6/uwW)

130 It took 5-6 of us pounding it with a 16# sledge over half an hour to finally break it.


Were you in time to save the dictator?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (fuK7c)

131 Where did they find such a big terrarium?

Posted by: wth

---

Komodos R Us

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (YslsA)

132 What I want to know is, how did Morsi anger GEOTUS Trump?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8)

133 105 The glass box was meant for mime practice.
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (fuK7c)


Adolf Eichmann hardest hit...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (zBaqJ)

134 "I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton....'

Posted by: isolden at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (z0De4)

135 >>> 1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK

3. Profit?

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)

136 Morsi was a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (gC2IV)


His family will be taken care of. It's a good deal.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (Mouru)

137 Question - was this glass box dangling from the courtroom's ceiling by a golden chain?

That would be a true Arabian Nights touch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (CSYCT)

138 Sounds to me like the CIA got him with their special cocktail sauce....

Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (IBt/r)

139 "Pyramids are full. Pharaoh outside shoulda toldya."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (1GThF)

140
The Conservative Case For Boxing Up Trump And Poisoning Him

Posted by: Editorial Board of The Bulwark at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (AzW6q)

141 So someone in FL is messing up with our water regulations. I wonder who? Plus the dept of agriculture's top managers have to pass ideology tests to keep their 1st and 2nd line supervisory jobs. Also, there's a tugofwar between the Agriculture commissioner"s office trying to move the ccw permits division to the FDLO (unelected) before they remove it from them. Preemptively? The NRA wants it under Finance under a Republican.

Sigh...Elections have consequences. Who are the morons who vote for Agriculture Commissioner a sorority girl with three inch fake nails and no experience in agriculture?

Posted by: Losamantesdeteruel at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (AtClo)

142 63
Bad dates.

Posted by: Sallah



Dang, how did I miss that one.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (T6t7i)

143 Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (hYUjK)

144 132 What I want to know is, how did Morsi anger GEOTUS Trump?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK

He has to be angered first?

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (1FhAQ)

145 someone unplug his heat lamp?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (5l6gb)

146 Lo, how I'd like the same fate to befall his benefactor.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (c3RnB)

147 He's lucky he doesn't have to stay in there forever.

Posted by: Zombie Lenin at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Mouru)

148 63 Bad dates.

Posted by: Sallah


Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (zBaqJ)

149 I guess the Egyptian authorities can't decide whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape...
Posted by: Boswell
-----------

Ah. The Heinrich Himmler Maneuver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (2qPhT)

150 ObFarSide:

"Situation's changed, Jules. Take my buffalo gun and hand me my mime rifle."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Clxcy)

151 130
It took 5-6 of us pounding it with a 16# sledge over half an hour to finally break it.





Were you in time to save the dictator?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (fuK7c)

Not before someone pressed the Popcorn button.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (t6MX/)

152 135 >>> 1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK

3. Profit?
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)

That's step 4

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK8)

153 Morsi was a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

That's when I knew it was the Muslim Brotherhood all along...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (32YRo)

154 Mime rifles typically have silencers.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Clxcy)

155 Or maybe they didn't change out his cage liner often enough.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (1FhAQ)

156 117 The press is literally fawning over this guy.



they love them some Muslim Brotherhood ever since TOTES NOT A SECRET MUSLIM Obama came along

Posted by: Morsi at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (nFwvY)

157 I'll say one thing for the Egyptians, they don't have any problem throwing corrupt former presidents in jail.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (PxX58)

158 126 The good news is there are actually 73 virgins. The bad news is that they are all Rachel Dolezol.
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)


Raimondo and Helen Thomas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (zBaqJ)

159 144 132 What I want to know is, how did Morsi anger GEOTUS Trump?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK

He has to be angered first?
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (1FhAQ)

Good point. His name has become a killing word...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (bcbK8)

160 "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead" is a great play.

If you're gonna write a play about characters Shakespeare created, it better be good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (39g3+)

161 Seconds after his death, Morsi finds himself in a room, wondering if this is paradise. From out of nowhere, George Washington comes up and kicks him in the ass. A minute later, Thomas Jefferson does the same. Shortly after that, Patrick Henry knocks him on his ass. At this point, Morsi doesn't know what's going on. Then he hears a booming voice.

NO DUMBASS, I SAID 72 VIRGINIANS!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (gC2IV)

162 "Dig him up and burn his skeleton, its the only way to be sure"
--Pope Martin V


Also, check if the body floats. If it does, he's a witch.

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (sktRI)

163 I had a pet MoBra die when I was a kid. They can get another at PetCo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (t6MX/)

164 Another Obama legacy fades (like a light switch) to black.

I'd like to think Trump had something to do with that, but Egypt took care of things themselves. Good on 'em.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (6eEQ+)

165 Raimondo and Helen Thomas.

"And meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
--Trigglypuff

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (39g3+)

166 The press is literally fawning over this guy.

If Hitler was still alive, they'd be fawning over him, too. Such a snappy dresser, and that pants crease!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

167 "Pyramids are full. Pharaoh outside shoulda toldya."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay

Aw, come on! Even if you know someone in the King's Chamber?

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (32YRo)

168 So this glass box... did it have a toilet? Or did they just clean the sand out weekly? Maybe Morsi couldn't urinate with people watching.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

169 Don't try the veal....

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (axyOa)

170 166 The press is literally fawning over this guy.

If Hitler was still alive, they'd be fawning over him, too. Such a snappy dresser, and that pants crease!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

And they did, at least until he invaded Russia.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (bcbK8)

171 83 Check out my new smash hit, Dictator in a Box.
Posted by: Justin Timberlake at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (fuK7c)


"Pfft."

- - Janitor In a Drum

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)

172
@PDT

Hope Nicolas Maduro is watching closely!

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (LL1Be)

173 Barron hasn't been seen recently, and school is out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (ptqGC)

174 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.

https://tinyurl.com/y3f89ykh

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (PxX58)

175 161 Seconds after his death, Morsi finds himself in a room, wondering if this is paradise. From out of nowhere, George Washington comes up and kicks him in the ass. A minute later, Thomas Jefferson does the same. Shortly after that, Patrick Henry knocks him on his ass. At this point, Morsi doesn't know what's going on. Then he hears a booming voice.

NO DUMBASS, I SAID 72 VIRGINIANS!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (gC2IV)

Too bad that joke only works in the English language. I understand the Arabic equivalent is raisins.

Posted by: Someguy at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (EV0u2)

176 So what you are saying is that the Egyptian children are in trouble, and we need to send over trusted NGO's to collect them for their safety?

Posted by: jon podesta at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (Lktpy)

177 If Hitler was still alive, they'd be fawning over him, too. Such a snappy dresser, and that pants crease!

"He made great changes to the German economy and was a frustrated painter. A war veteran, even. And his speechmaking, what a statesman!"
--Chris Cillizza

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)

178 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.



https://tinyurl.com/y3f89ykh

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (PxX5


LOL!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

179 The good news is there are actually 73 virgins. The bad news is that they are all Rachel Dolezol.
Posted by: Max Power

She's only transitioning to virgin...so 72.5

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (32YRo)

180 Hey that new metv commercial showed Farrah for just a sec, but those were some hard nipples.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (4IPux)

181 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.


Oh tell me that there are steps there and George just took one down.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (fuK7c)

182 If you're gonna write a play about characters Shakespeare created, it better be good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---------

“Alas, poor Mohammad! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow/ of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.”

Posted by: The Bard at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (2kj6M)

183 Bluebell commented this morning. She is on vacation. Her finger and eyes are recovering.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (bmdz3)

184 CAIR has the sads.

CAIR's executive director:

The first and last democratically elected president in the history of #Egypt died today in court.
#Morsi's case is one of tens of thousands of others-activists, journalists, lawyers, doctors, educators who languish in abhorent conditions in Egypt under #sisi's authoritarian rule.

Posted by: ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (I2/tG)

185 174 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.

https://tinyurl.com/y3f89ykh
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (PxX5

Hobbits are real!

Mmm, so is Melania...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (bcbK8)

186 177 If Hitler was still alive, they'd be fawning over him, too. Such a snappy dresser, and that pants crease!

"He made great changes to the German economy and was a frustrated painter. A war veteran, even. And his speechmaking, what a statesman!"
--Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)


The Conservative Case for Hitler.

- - Cuck-Bunker Magazine

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (zBaqJ)

187 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.



OMG. Worth the click.

The Trumps meet the Gollum...

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (sktRI)

188 "The press is literally fawning over this guy. "

ehh, they're only kidding around.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (ts3NT)

189 dammit
Our fine-ass FLOTUS gives my hard-on a hard-on.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (LL1Be)

190 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.

Steffi is a little guy, like Reich, but he's not THAT little, probably steps.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (39g3+)

191 177 If Hitler was still alive, they'd be fawning over him, too. Such a snappy dresser, and that pants crease!

"He made great changes to the German economy and was a frustrated painter. A war veteran, even. And his speechmaking, what a statesman!"
--Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)

"Und he vas a vonderful dancer..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (bcbK8)

192 So where is Thousand Millimeter Reich?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (CSYCT)

193 #Morsi's case is one of tens of thousands of others-activists, journalists, lawyers, doctors, educators who languish in abhorent conditions in Egypt under #sisi's authoritarian rule.

-------

Since when did CAIR start running campaign ads for Sisi?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (AzW6q)

194 CAIR has the sads.

CAIR's executive director:

The first and last democratically elected president in the history of #Egypt died today in court.
--------

This is precisely what Bernie would say if Maduro keeled over tomorrow.

Posted by: The Bard at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (2kj6M)

195 Supposedly Gerogie is 5ft 7 inches

Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (O2RFr)

196 OK, the internets list Stephanopolous at 5' 5", which makes him probably 5'2".

Do not trust short people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)

197 oh, he'll be picking raisins all right.

Posted by: Iblis at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (ts3NT)

198 Melania is the First Lady we deserve to look at daily.

The last one *cough* not so much.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (jUVms)

199 Supposedly Gerogie is 5ft 7 inches

Yeah they are spotting him a few inches there, like in sports. Maybe in lifts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (39g3+)

200
Just back from the Dominican Republic, was he?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (dPMBY)

201 190 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.

Steffi is a little guy, like Reich, but he's not THAT little, probably steps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (39g3+)

The expression on Melania's face: "Not only are you beneath contempt, you're WAY beneath contempt!"

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (1FhAQ)

202 Raimondo and Helen Thomas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

What am I, chopped liver?

Don't answer that.

Posted by: Bella Abzug at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (QzkSJ)

203 192 So where is Thousand Millimeter Reich?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (CSYCT)

I'd pay good money to see a dwarf tossing contest with Reich in it. Especially if it involved tossing him onto a bed of hot coals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)

204 CAIR has the sads...

Posted by: ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (I2/tG)


If CAIR is for him then I'm against him.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (aS1PU)

205 Do not trust short people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


No cot for you...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (CSYCT)

206 I'll say one thing for the Egyptians, they don't have any problem throwing corrupt former presidents in jail.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (PxX5
.........

Ssssh.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

207 Do not trust short people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)


You have a death wish or something?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

208 Good riddance to the hyena.

Now let Ruth Bader Meinhoff not be far behind.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (Z+IKu)

209 Do not trust short people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)

Since the average height for women is about 5'4 or 5'5 that's a lot of people you're not going to trust.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (ivkO2)

210 Two coats! One afternoon!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (Clxcy)

211 So where is Thousand Millimeter Reich?
Posted by: Anna Puma
----------

Raking down $500K/year, 'teaching' one class at UCLA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (2kj6M)

212 A glass box would be a great home for Obama. And he should be forced to listen to himself stutter in perpetuity.
Ah, ah, uh, uh, I, I, uh-uh

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (aCNZ6)

213 Short people have no reason, short people have no reason to live

Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (O2RFr)

214 *cough* *splurf*
*choke*

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (LL1Be)

215 "Bad dates" did it. [From Raiders of the Lost Ark]

Posted by: gp The Hate-Spewer at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (mk9aG)

216 Since the average height for women is about 5'4 or 5'5 that's a lot of people you're not going to trust.


If you're saying "don't trust women" you may be on to something.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (fuK7c)

217 They're doing the closing arguments in the NXIVM trial (at least the leader guy). Looks like they managed to suppress most of the really salacious stuff and prevent names from coming out in court so far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (39g3+)

218 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.

https://tinyurl.com/y3f89ykh

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM
--
Is too:
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/D9S1qQBUcAAeSdR.jpg

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (DuZls)

219 He died just as he was about to reveal who Chelsea's real dad is.
=================
"HahahaHa...Ever buddy knows it's...oh, wait."

Posted by: Web Hubble's fleshy jowls at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (ty7RM)

220 174 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.

https://tinyurl.com/y3f89ykh
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (PxX5


Once on Sports Center Vasgersian was on with two ex-MLB players who asked the cameraman to pull back ... to reveal Vasgersian was standing on a milk crate to talk with them.

Since I can't stand Vasgersian, I was amused.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (1GThF)

221 If you're saying "don't trust women" you may be on to something.

I agree and I am one

Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

222 Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)

223 >>Steffi is a little guy, like Reich, but he's not THAT little, probably steps.

Look at the picture of Stephanopolous standing next to Trump while he is seated at his desk.

He's a wee tiny little midget.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (PxX58)

224 Since the average height for women is about 5'4 or 5'5 that's a lot of people you're not going to trust.

Well they're average height so presumably trustworthy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (39g3+)

225 He was tapping on the glass. But no-one understood Morsi code.

Posted by: Im29too at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (KuiSd)

226 If CAIR is for him then I'm against him.

The Muslim Brotherhood stands together.

Posted by: ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (I2/tG)

227 as a misanthrope, why would I discriminate against short people? you had me at "people"

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (ts3NT)

228 Smells of cabbage.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (LL1Be)

229 He was poisoned by his enemies.

Posted by: Ramsay Bolton at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (gk7if)

230 Do not trust short people.

Hey!

Posted by: Zombie Milton Friedman at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (I2/tG)

231 Okay, this is a link that works: http://tinyurl.com/y3f89ykh

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)

232 Smells of cabbage.

small hands

Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

233 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)


Nice knowing you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (t6MX/)

234 LMAO Jack Straw! I knew the dude was short but Jesus.. he's practically a midget.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (dUJdY)

235 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.
==================
I knew they guy was short, but that's like circus short.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (ty7RM)

236 Either one he's sawed off little runt in a pink shirt.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

237 Do not trust short people.

"Hey now wait a--- nah you got me there."
--Dany DiVito

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (39g3+)

238 I'm tall, one time I actually checked out the tall dating sights. Oh man what a menagerie, both my wives were 5'7".

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (4IPux)

239 225 He was tapping on the glass. But no-one understood Morsi code.
Posted by: Im29too at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (KuiSd)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (bcbK8)

240 scroll down on the twit link and the original photo (allegedly) shows George not quite so short ... still a good photoshop. Trump 6' 1", Georgie 5'5", they say. Probably wears lifts ...

Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (Cus5s)

241 Any policy or any person CAIR supports, actively fight against it because you know it's garbage for the United States.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (jUVms)

242 227 as a misanthrope, why would I discriminate against short people? you had me at "people"
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (ts3NT)

Yeah, for some reason people just don't get it when you say "It's nothing personal, I hate everybody." Weird.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (1FhAQ)

243 Nope, this one. http://tinyurl.com/y6ka94qu

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (DuZls)

244 I can't remember the last time anybody other than me looked at the name on a credit card. Even though I'm supposed to sign the back.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (rwaEp)

245 My husband has been laughing about that pic all weekend. He thinks it's game of thrones ish.

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (nRWPy)

246 Hah. At that link there's a tweet by VoterMom.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

247
Do not trust short people.




I think he staged the standing up interview with Trump to give the impression that Trump was on the witness stand being questioned by a prosecutor.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (TAmPV)

248 Okay, this is a link that works: http://tinyurl.com/y3f89ykh

Yeah he's subnormal but he's not a gnome. Reich is tiny like that though, odd for a guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (39g3+)

249 "I wonder if Barry and the beast will attend."


I can hardly wait for the selfies.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (Vg0V6)

250 "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead" is a great play.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Never saw it in the theater but the movie version with Richard Dreyfess was quirky funny ...

Posted by: Adriane the Absurd Critic ... at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (LPnfS)

251 I was just thinking that probably the whole world would be outraged if anybody tried to play the short people song on the radio today.

I miss the 70's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

252 Stuffyclintonopperist is only 5'-7" while standing on a cinder block

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (BbGew)

253 Yeah, for some reason people just don't get it when you say "It's nothing personal, I hate everybody." Weird.

"Tell me about it"
--Harry Callahan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+)

254 Ok this is hysterical. And it's not a photoshop.



DE PLANE!

DE PLANE!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

255 should have left that nest of spitting cobras alone. they were just laying in the corner, not bothering anyone. dumbass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (KP5rU)

256 249 "I wonder if Barry and the beast will attend."


I can hardly wait for the selfies.
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (Vg0V6)

"Here we are with the corpse! LOL!"

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (1FhAQ)

257 249 "I wonder if Barry and the beast will attend."



they are welcome to try

Posted by: al Sisi at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (nFwvY)

258 Short people?

Trust but Verify.

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (EK+Pw)

259

What's this about Capt Kirk being a guest on some geek podcast and then getting sjw'd by the hosts of the podcast?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 05:54 PM (iZLl6)

260
CAIR got the Army War College to stop a lecture from anti-Islamist Raymond Ibrahim

Terrorist organization should've been dismembered ages ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:54 PM (zBaqJ)

261 >>>Mime rifles typically have silencers.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Clxcy)

The recoil can be a problem.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:55 PM (q177U)

262 "I wonder if Barry and the beast will attend."

I can hardly wait for the selfies. /i]

And the speech.

"On this sad occasion I'd like to remind you all about me. When I first heard about Morsi I was busy at work fundamentally transforming America. Now, some say that I was carving the head off infants and slurping up the goo inside, but in truth I was... was... what's with that hook? Hey!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:55 PM (39g3+)

263 See the pyramids along the Nile
Watch the sun rise
From the tropic isle
We'll remember Bluebell
All the while
You just offed Morsi

Posted by: Miklos' Giant Alibi Discount Warehouse at June 17, 2019 05:55 PM (QzkSJ)

264 What a way to go.
Trapped in that glass box like a $10 pack of movie theater MilkDuds.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:55 PM (LL1Be)

265 That little weenie is a Clinton sycophant thru and thru. He shouldn't be anywhere near PDT.

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2019 05:56 PM (UdKB7)

266 - - Janitor In a Drum

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)

Hold my beer.

--Tub Girl

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:56 PM (q177U)

267 I can kind of understand the issues short guys have. I'm over six feet, but once was standing talking to two colleagues who are 6'7" each. It was the only time in my life I felt short, and it was a weird feeling.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (1GThF)

268 Look, you crumb bum, I'm a star. Star, star, star. I don't get a million dollars to act out of a trench. I played Miss St John the Baptist in a trench...

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (sLicW)

269 Sad to see the Army War College afraid of Leftists and Islamists.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (BbGew)

270 Terrorist organization should've been dismembered ages ago.

They should be required to register as foreign agents of Qatar.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (I2/tG)

271
Habitrail for Dictators has been recalled by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

272 Terrorist organization should've been dismembered ages ago.
^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^
Why Trump doesn't just declare them a terrorist org. and jail/deport the members? Start w/Illin' Omar and Rancidia Talib(an).

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (ty7RM)

273
"Died" or "was died"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (Wx/+I)

274 Stealth matzo is like radioactive polonium.

Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (kLDv+)

275 I'm guessing I'm 500+ comments too late but when did Boy George come out as Rachel Dolezal?

Posted by: Passing Commenter at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (4fmLd)

276 "People are no damn good."

My sweet aunt after a year as a flight attendant..in 1952.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (Vg0V6)

277 They should be required to register as foreign agents of Qatar.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (I2/tG)
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Why? They're not conservative.

Posted by: The Deep State on FARA Violations at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (DuZls)

278 It was the only time in my life I felt short, and it was a weird feeling.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

*having weird image of Comey with Steffi in one of those baby sling pouches*

Posted by: Miklos, now needs a drink at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (QzkSJ)

279 264
What a way to go.
Trapped in that glass box like a $10 pack of movie theater MilkDuds.


Posted by: mikeyG


The only thing that could improve it would be to have one of those hot dog roller things inside the glass box. Come to think of it, that's probably where he is now.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 05:59 PM (T6t7i)

280 "Any policy or any person CAIR supports, actively fight against it because you know it's garbage for the United States.
Posted by: Seems Legit"

pretty much.

I follow the Muslim Skeptic blog. he notes that Sarsour and Omar support a lot of degenerate shit. he blogs to warn Muslims not to support all the Tranny, Feminist, and other Homo nonsense that those two keep supporting.

the only star these creatures follow is the destruction of the West. Muslim Skeptic figures, okay, the west might be going to Jahannam right now, but that doesn't mean Muslims should follow it. or that any of the people of the book should follow it

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 05:59 PM (ts3NT)

281 I knew they guy was short, but that's like circus short.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (ty7RM)



GFY

Posted by: Zombie Toulouse Lautrec at June 17, 2019 05:59 PM (Mouru)

282 George comes up to Romney's chin in this pic ... wasn't wearing his high heels maybe.

https://tinyurl.com/y5bhk2ku

Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2019 05:59 PM (Cus5s)

283 I suspect all the spectators in that court room were happy to be isolated from what ever was inside the box.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at June 17, 2019 06:00 PM (xpKpV)

284 275 I'm guessing I'm 500+ comments too late but when did Boy George come out as Rachel Dolezal?
Posted by: Passing Commenter at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (4fmLd)

He was multisexual before his time!

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:00 PM (1FhAQ)

285 I miss the 70's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

That was when the now famous phrase, LOLGF, was first spoken.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 06:01 PM (YyH4g)

286 Look at the picture of Stephanopolous standing next to Trump while he is seated at his desk.

He's a wee tiny little midget.

Posted by: JackStraw

My wife has met him - an unfortunate risk associated with her law firm - she's 5'5" - she says she towered over him...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 06:01 PM (32YRo)

287 I can kind of understand the issues short guys have. I'm over six feet, but once was standing talking to two colleagues who are 6'7" each.

Yeah I'm almost 6'3 which is tall normally. I get comments from girls about how tall I am, like it was some kind of personal accomplishment. Then on Sundays I'd go to a church full of dutch immigrants and feel like a dwarf. Those guys are huge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:01 PM (39g3+)

288 OT: I have been outspoken in my hatred for United Airlines. In the interests of fairness, I just got back from a cross country trip, and both legs were on United. To my great surprise, the crew, very much including the stewardesses and stewards, were great.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 06:01 PM (T6t7i)

289 Wait, Bluebell shanked Morsi? She certainly gets around.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (gC2IV)

290 Not saying Ninja.....but, Ninja!

Posted by: Paladin at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (K541N)

291 Defense Attorney: "Yer Honor, Allah has spoken".

Judge: "Allahu Ackhar, Defendant Morsi is found guilty posthumously and all of his assets are forfeit to the Mosque General Fund. Now get me the fuck out of here before Allah speaks so clearly again".

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (NoKAc)

292 289 Wait, Bluebell shanked Morsi? She certainly gets around.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (gC2IV)

He dissed her cupcakes. Bad, bad move.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (1FhAQ)

293 The one time I felt short I,was flying through Chicago and the Bulls walked by.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (4IPux)

294 283
I suspect all the spectators in that court room were happy to be isolated from what ever was inside the box.


Not to worry. Ebola can't be contracted from the air.

Posted by: The CDC at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (T6t7i)

295

He's a wee tiny little midget.


His mother was bingeing on ouzo while pregnant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (Wx/+I)

296

A church full of Squareheads?

Or are those the Swedes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (iZLl6)

297 I'd go to a church full of dutch immigrants and feel like a dwarf. Those guys are huge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Australians - never saw dudes bigger than that - at 6' I stood in there shadow - unnerving.

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (32YRo)

298 The Deep State on FARA Violations

After they sentenced Maria Butina to eighteen months in jail for violating FARA, they should have sent platoons of heavily armed US Marshals down K Steet, and done a mass roundup of lobbyists, herding them into police buses.

Thousands of people in DC violate FARA, but only a select few get prosecuted for it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (I2/tG)

299 My wife has met him - an unfortunate risk associated with her law firm - she's 5'5" - she says she towered over him...
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And, he's not a dwarf, so EVERY thing is proportional. I saw his wife on Senifeld's show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. I feel sorry for her now. I guess it is all about the Benjis.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 06:04 PM (ty7RM)

300 295

He's a wee tiny little midget.

His mother was bingeing on ouzo while pregnant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (Wx/+I)

Guilt about what she was about to loose on the world, I assume.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:04 PM (1FhAQ)

301 and warning that he had "many secrets" he could reveal before collapsing minutes later.

So much for that, boyo.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 06:04 PM (I2/tG)

302 People that live in glass cages should not throw pulmonary embolisms.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:05 PM (JFO2v)

303 After they sentenced Maria Butina to eighteen months in jail for violating FARA, they should have sent platoons of heavily armed US Marshals down K Steet, and done a mass roundup of lobbyists, herding them into police buses.

Yeah I envision a scene like the mobsters being tried in Dark Knight.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:05 PM (39g3+)

304 I guess it is all about the Benjis.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Indeed...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 06:06 PM (32YRo)

305 Look at the picture of Stephanopolous standing next to Trump while he is seated at his desk.

He's a wee tiny little midget.

Posted by: JackStraw


We represent the Lolipop Guild,
the Lolipop Guild,
the Lolipop Guild.
And in the name of the Lolipop Guild,
we wish to welcome George to Munchkin Land.

Posted by: The Lolipop Guild at June 17, 2019 06:06 PM (aS1PU)

306 258 Short people?

Trust but Verify.

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (EK+Pw)

I got this.

Posted by: jon podesta at June 17, 2019 06:06 PM (Lktpy)

307 I got this.
Posted by: jon podesta


He said "short" not "immature"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)

308 296

A church full of Squareheads?

Or are those the Swedes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (iZLl6)

Swede/Norwegian.

Racist.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

309 Without getting too Special-Forcey,
Were they able to get him? Of coursey.
Just put under glass
And wait for to pass;
Egyptians won't suffer Re Morsi.

Posted by: Im29too at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (KuiSd)

310 Is he Bob Costas short where the jockeys are taller than him?

Posted by: dantesed at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (88xKn)

311 Welp.

There will be no President Gregg Abbott in our future.

Hopefully.

https://www.thefire.org/texas-governor-signs-unconstitutional-bills-into-law/

He just displayed the kind of awful judgement you don't want in the Presidency.

Via Insty.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (r1/AF)

312 154 Mime rifles typically have silencers.

meme rifles typically haz cheezburger.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (sGtp+)

313 The Dutch are officially the tallest nation on earth

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (4IPux)

314 I think the Deep State nailed Morsi. Did not want him to reveal those secrets he talked about.

Posted by: PJ at June 17, 2019 06:08 PM (qlTN9)

315 *PDT points to tip of his tie*
You must be this tall to interview the President.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:08 PM (JFO2v)

316 The Dutch are officially the tallest nation on earth
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (4IPux)


The Dutch men are tallest. Lithuanian women are the tallest.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)

317 A church full of Squareheads?

I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it. But damn those guys are tall and broad. Something in the canal water.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)

318
Posted by: The Lolipop Guild at June 17, 2019 06:06 PM (aS1PU)

Unfortunately not the mortician with Hillary's political death certificate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:10 PM (Wx/+I)

319 Look at me! Look at me!!!!

Posted by: Rachel Dozesall at June 17, 2019 06:10 PM (DuZls)

320 314
I think the Deep State nailed Morsi. Did not want him to reveal those secrets he talked about.


Posted by: PJ at June 17, 2019 06:08 PM (qlTN9)

Is it too much to ask for a Comey-sized glass box?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:11 PM (t6MX/)

321 I watch the Diamond League track meets just to see the European high jumpers.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:11 PM (4IPux)

322 316 The Dutch are officially the tallest nation on earth
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (4IPux)

The Dutch men are tallest. Lithuanian women are the tallest.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)

[Checks plane fares to Vilnius]

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:11 PM (1FhAQ)

323
So, what are The Smith's going to do now that Morsi's dead?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 06:12 PM (r1/AF)

324 323


So, what are The Smith's going to do now that Morsi's dead?





Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 06:12 PM (r1/AF)

Panic on the streets of London.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (t6MX/)

325 Women high jumpers

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (4IPux)

326 OT - pulsar
twitter.com/jodrellbank/status/1140000363367546882

Listen to the silence, let it ring on

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (ykYG2)

327 The Dutch are officially the tallest nation on earth
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (4IPux)

---------

Wut?

Posted by: Nepal at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (AzW6q)

328 314 I think the Deep State nailed Morsi. Did not want him to reveal those secrets he talked about.
Posted by: PJ at June 17, 2019 06:08 PM (qlTN9)

Secrets that had absolutely nothing to do with child trafficking, child sex trafficking, and organ harvesting. Trust me.

Posted by: jon podesta at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (Lktpy)

329 316 The Dutch are officially the tallest nation on earth
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (4IPux)

The Dutch men are tallest. Lithuanian women are the tallest.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)

The is the hord must have stats on cup sizes.

you do know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

330 Sounds like something SPECTRE might do. Are we going to send James Bond to look the situation over. Ernst Blofeld is pretty good at coming up with novel ways to kill.

Posted by: Colin at June 17, 2019 06:14 PM (nnmv8)

331 319 Look at me! Look at me!!!!
Posted by: Rachel Dozesall at June 17, 2019 06:10 PM (DuZls)

I missed the last thread, but I thought she changed her name to something African-sounding.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 17, 2019 06:15 PM (Ez6QX)

332
I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)







Cloggies?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2019 06:15 PM (WJy0R)

333 The is the hord must have stats on cup sizes.



you do know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

Poland, from personal research.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)

334 Well sure seems olla is merciful.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (qBNEP)

335 OT - pulsar
twitter.com/jodrellbank/status/1140000363367546882

Listen to the silence, let it ring on

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM



I was expecting a Nissan.

Posted by: Bert G at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (OMsf+)

336 Mary C. could be a cloggie, you never know.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (0OmEj)

337 "money grubbing cheap-ass heartless businessmen" might apply to the Dutch. Good people but damn don't get between them and earning a buck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)

338 >>I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people,

Dutch will do.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (PxX58)

339 175 161 Seconds after his death, Morsi finds himself in a room, wondering if this is paradise. From out of nowhere, George Washington comes up and kicks him in the ass. A minute later, Thomas Jefferson does the same. Shortly after that, Patrick Henry knocks him on his ass. At this point, Morsi doesn't know what's going on. Then he hears a booming voice.

NO DUMBASS, I SAID 72 VIRGINIANS!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (gC2IV)

Too bad that joke only works in the English language. I understand the Arabic equivalent is raisins.


raisinia is north of peruvia.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (sGtp+)

340 The is the hord must have stats on cup sizes.

Japan seems to range between flat and "bigger than my torso" and nothing in between.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)

341 Secrets that had absolutely nothing to do with child trafficking, child sex trafficking, and organ harvesting. Trust me.
======================
Somebody page me??

Posted by: Billy Jeff, holding his misshapen phallus at June 17, 2019 06:17 PM (ty7RM)

342 Just then, God showed up.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at June 17, 2019 06:17 PM (gmo/4)

343
Two super-smart serious guys, hitting the topics that matter:

https://tinyurl.com/yynnj3pb

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)

344
I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)


Gouda-crazed dike pokers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:17 PM (Wx/+I)

345 A Morsi's a corpse
A corpse, of course...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

346 Japan seems to range between flat and "bigger than my torso" and nothing in between.
================
They've got to take first prize in the distended nipple department too.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 06:18 PM (ty7RM)

347 I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)

---------

Clog wearing tulip molesters?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:18 PM (gC2IV)

348 OT - pulsar
twitter.com/jodrellbank/status/1140000363367546882

Listen to the silence, let it ring on
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (ykYG2)


When discovered the discoverer: Jocelyn Bell Burnell named it an LGM (Little Green Men) because the signal was so regular she thought it could possibly be from another civilization.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 06:18 PM (aS1PU)

349 Gouda-crazed dike pokers.

OK that made me laugh out loud for real.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (39g3+)

350 344


I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)



Gouda-crazed dike pokers.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:17 PM (Wx/+I)

Clip-clopping windmill fuckers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (t6MX/)

351 Oh, since I missed the chance to say it last thread :

F*** Rachel Dolezal. With a Polesaw.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (pgXNG)

352 I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it.

------

As Palp called them, "tulip peddling canal wogs."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (AzW6q)

353 I missed the last thread, but I thought she changed her name to something African-sounding.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 17, 2019 06:15 PM (Ez6QX)

Cunta Crazy

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (JFO2v)

354 I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)

---------

Clog wearing tulip molesters?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:18 PM



Dike hole fingerers?

Posted by: Bert G at June 17, 2019 06:20 PM (OMsf+)

355 Gouda-crazed dike pokers.
=============
I thought they fingered the dikes?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 06:20 PM (ty7RM)

356 Note to self: drill holes in glass box next time.

Posted by: egyptian coroner at June 17, 2019 06:20 PM (Dh1wo)

357 Canal Wog is a good one.

I loved ace's Norwegian slurs, they were so hilariously mocking racism. Snowbacks, Icebillies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

358 Miserable, fat Dutch bastards!

Posted by: Bigot at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (DuZls)

359 I still call them Holland, The Netherlands sounds to Mad Maxy.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (4IPux)

360 "money grubbing cheap-ass heartless businessmen" might apply to the Dutch. Good people but damn don't get between them and earning a buck.

Tell me about it. Cheapest fucker I have ever worked for.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (dUJdY)

361 Kaaskop = cheesehead

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (gmo/4)

362 338 >>I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people,

Dutch will do.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (PxX5

What do the dutch call a dutch oven?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

363 Not just Obama who was a fan, but Huma Abedin and her mom Dr. Saleha Mahmood Abedin - "one of the founding members of the Muslim Sisterhood, and more importantly the long-time chairperson of the "International Islamic Committee for Woman and Child" (IICWC), which wants to impose Sharia law on Egypt, and eventually, the West.

Huma's mom is close friends with Morsi's widow.

Our embassy in Egypt strongly supporting Morsi makes more sense now, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (W+vEI)

364 was just looking at a story of a would-be shooter at the Dallas Courthouse this morning - white guy, had a lot of ammo, looked like he intended to shoot a bunch of people, but he was incompetent and just got himself shot by the police at the building instead. Looks like he's going to be portrayed as an "alt right fanatic" since he had been on 4chan (I think) but he'd also made a bunch of online remarks about Incels, and he looks to be just an all around failure and a nut. A 22 year old who's favorite hobby was anime.

and as I read it, I felt overwhelmingly sad, since we really should be doing better as a society than producing "men" like this who are such total failures right out of the box. I don't know what went wrong with him, probably everything went wrong. I suppose I hate the idea of lives that just fall through the cracks and are lost, and no one hardly will ever even notice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)

365 I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it.

I think Al Swearengen called them "squareheads"

Posted by: Ramsay Bolton at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (gk7if)

366 "money grubbing cheap-ass heartless businessmen" might apply to the Dutch. Good people but damn don't get between them and earning a buck.

Tell me about it. Cheapest fucker I have ever worked for.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (dUJdY)


It's not called "Dutch Treat" for nothing.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (aS1PU)

367 Dammit sock!

Posted by: weew at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (gk7if)

368 The only time I felt really short is when I met Georges Murasan at a youth basketball tourney. I am 6'4" and he towered over me. Freaky tall

Posted by: Fawn Liebowitz at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (flINI)

369 What do the dutch call a dutch oven?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

Foreplay, the sick bastards.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (t6MX/)

370 >>I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people,


Phlegmish?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (W+vEI)

371 Prisons in 3rd world countries are not noted for their concern over prisoner welfare.

I'm guessing he wasn't getting fed enough or hydrated enough (things that adversely affect the elderly more) and he succumbed.

Saves on the cost of the bullets. Or do they hang 'em?

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (7f50i)

372 Actually, the Nederlanders do not like being called "Dutch" (Deutsche).

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls)

373 352
As Palp called them, "tulip peddling canal wogs."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (AzW6q)


I miss him.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

374 311 Welp.
There will be no President Gregg Abbott in our future.
Hopefully.
https://www.thefire.org/texas-governor-signs-unconstitutional-bills-into-law/
He just displayed the kind of awful judgement you don't want in the Presidency.


you may want to consider the source that you linked to

I think this rose out of the Baylor football team deal where the school's Title IX officer protected the scholarship players and squelched the reports from some of the girls that reported them.

Posted by: DanMan at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (XTiHL)

375 357 Canal Wog is a good one.

I loved ace's Norwegian slurs, they were so hilariously mocking racism. Snowbacks, Icebillies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

Sometimes it's hard to tell who's mocking it and who means it.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (pgXNG)

376 That little weenie is a Clinton sycophant thru and thru. He shouldn't be anywhere near PDT.
Posted by: f'd
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Much less the anchor of a 'news' broadcast.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (2kj6M)

377 Cocksuckers.

Posted by: zombie al swearengen at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (Dh1wo)

378 When discovered the discoverer: Jocelyn Bell Burnell

True fact: I hung that pulsar signature outside my cubicle walls 2013-17. black on white though, not white on black like on the album cover. I told people it was because I was an astrophysics buff and, also, I told them about Burnell.

there was ONE guy who knew what it was also a picture of. He was another Brit.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)

379 369 What do the dutch call a dutch oven?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

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A pot.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

380 Never shake hands with a Dutchman. You never know where those fingers have been.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (7f50i)

381 J.J. Sefton

Please leave Helen Thomas alone. She can be a lot of fun during Fleet Week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

382 Well, as an Obama appointee and certified America-hater, the mourning will be long and drawn out.
Any way that they can say this is Bad Orange Mans fault ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (a5hgv)

383 Actually, the Nederlanders do not like being called "Dutch" (Deutsche).

Posted by: Axeman
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My friends there call them 'Cheeseheads'. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:25 PM (ZMWtN)

384 Guy I work is always saying you're not much if you're not Dutch. I just roll my eyes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:25 PM (dUJdY)

385 Two super-smart serious guys, hitting the topics that matter:

https://tinyurl.com/yynnj3pb

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I just retweeted that with this:

'Ladies and Gentlemen, the "Circle Jerk" illustrated.'

What a couple of endless tools.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 06:25 PM (NoKAc)

386 naturalfake: "So, what are The Smith's going to do now that Morsi's dead?"

Get better?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 17, 2019 06:25 PM (6eEQ+)

387 I've cooked dinner with Huma 100's of times over the years. Chicken is our favorite!

Posted by: jon podesta at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (Lktpy)

388 >>Actually, the Nederlanders do not like being called "Dutch" (Deutsche).

Which is the reason I call them Dutch.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (PxX58)

389 Tell me about it. Cheapest fucker I have ever worked for.
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I read that wrong the first time.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (ty7RM)

390 naturalfake: "So, what are The Smith's going to do now that Morsi's dead?"

Get better?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 17, 2019 06:25 PM (6eEQ+)
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Stop whining.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (DuZls)

391 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

Not anymore. She's dead.....unless the sailors are into the sort of thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (ivkO2)

392 Wasn't us.

Posted by: Mossad at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (Ns3QB)

393 "So, what are The Smith's going to do now that Morsi's dead?"

Tell you what's not going to happen. Joyce and Rourke are still not going to get PAID. bahahah!

Posted by: jonny 'man of the people' marr at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (ykYG2)

394 Two super-smart serious guys, hitting the topics that matter:

https://tinyurl.com/yynnj3pb

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Without looking, is it Charlie Rose and Bill Moyers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:27 PM (ZMWtN)

395 F*** Rachel Dolezal. With a Polesaw.
Posted by: Hikaru

Leave us out of this.

Posted by: the Poles at June 17, 2019 06:27 PM (FTlwv)

396 thefederalist.com/teen vogue encourages children exploreprostitution career
Leftists trying to destroy the youngest generation

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)

397 393 "So, what are The Smith's going to do now that Morsi's dead?"

Tell you what's not going to happen. Joyce and Rourke are still not going to get PAID. bahahah!
Posted by: jonny 'man of the people' marr at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (ykYG2)

Oh lord. Johnny Marr trying to get Japan to get mad about PDT at Fuji Rock last year...

Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (pgXNG)

398 I'm the man in the box....

Posted by: Morsi in Chains at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (BRpqW)

399 Without looking, is it Charlie Rose and Bill Moyers?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:27 PM (ZMWtN)

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More liberal. Jonah Goldberg and Noah Rothman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)

400 >>I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people,

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Swamp krauts?

Posted by: RKae at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Z7UfT)

401 Did they forget to poke some holes in his terrarium?

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (qyqhr)

402 I forgot that Morgan Ortagus is now state dept spokesman. That is a handsome woman.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (gC2IV)

403 Tinfoilbaby @ 321- European highjumpers! Well the Female bronze is Marie-Laurence Jungfleish. I get that as Mary Lawrence Youngmeat. Is that right? Somebody hep me out here.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (qBNEP)

404 >>I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people,


Cloggs

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (qyqhr)

405 Swamp krauts?

lmao!! Oh man them's fightin words to them!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (dUJdY)

406 you may want to consider the source that you linked to

I think this rose out of the Baylor football team deal where the school's Title IX officer protected the scholarship players and squelched the reports from some of the girls that reported them.
Posted by: DanMan at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (XTiHL)

I even went to the bill to find the horrible, "unconstitutional" language that FIRE is complaining about. I was going to quite it, but pixy doesn't like it, and I don't feel like retyping it. Suffice it to say, it looks like very ordinary language, intended to apply to University professors and administrators. "Unconstitutional"??? I don't see it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 06:30 PM (Kpl3J)

407 God rest the soul of that poor Morsi... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.

Posted by: zombie al swearengen at June 17, 2019 06:30 PM (Dh1wo)

408 398
I'm the man in the box....

Posted by: Morsi in Chains at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (BRpqW)

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Jack at June 17, 2019 06:31 PM (t6MX/)

409
The Dutch language is the deformed redhaired bastard spawn of German and English.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:31 PM (Wx/+I)

410 >> naturalfake: "So, what are The Smith's going to do now that Morsi's dead?"


Panic


Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 06:31 PM (qyqhr)

411 "So, what are The Smith's going to do now that Morsi's dead?"

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Eat hamburgers.

Posted by: RKae at June 17, 2019 06:32 PM (Z7UfT)

412 FenelonSpoke

Back in the day.

Before I was married. And a Fleet sailor. I readily admit that before I was married I was an idiot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

413
The Dutch language is the deformed redhaired bastard spawn of German and English.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:31 PM (Wx/+I)

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My German professor called Dutch and Yiddish "German ebonics." Of course he also said that about Austrian German.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:32 PM (AzW6q)

414
Because none of yinz have said so, nood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:32 PM (Wx/+I)

415 And FenelonSpoke, please don't ask my wife about me these days either.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

416 >>I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people,



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Swamp krauts?





Posted by: RKae at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Z7UfT)

Bayou brie eaters

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2019 06:33 PM (gmo/4)

417 Nood.

Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2019 06:33 PM (Gu/HL)

418 Wild Bill Hickok and those two guys that walked past you downstairs save the squarehead kid; tell Ned to stick around so they see what the kid has to say about him.

Posted by: zombie al swearengen at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Dh1wo)

419 And what group is still leading the charge to overthrow Bashar Al Assad in Syria ?

If you guessed The Muslim Brotherhood - go to the pay window and collect your winnings. Give credit where credit is due ... Obama looked at McCain and said to himself - "If I give this cracker a war, he'll support a war just a about anywhere".

You can still find the videos on YouTube of McCain going to Syria, "in secret", to visit the Rebels. You can still find the numerous videos of Johnny Ace urging the US to support them.

I'll die believing that Benghazi was the botched effort to clean up his mess.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (VIvbJ)

420 Inconvenient Truths

The US Government under pbho was running arms to Al Quida and supplying anti-American terrorists groups.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:36 PM (u82oZ)

421 I felt overwhelmingly sad, since we really should be doing better as a society than producing "men" like this who are such total failures right out of the box. I don't know what went wrong with him, probably everything went wrong. I suppose I hate the idea of lives that just fall through the cracks and are lost, and no one hardly will ever even notice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM

I have come to the conclusion that it's not society. It's social groups.

If a young fellow wants to aspire to be a burnout whose video game-playing habits endanger his job prospects or who gets caught up in paranoid behavior, he can find real or online groups that support him. By the same token, he could find groups that encourage him to get out in the community, play sports, volunteer... It's just that technology has made it a lot easier to find the first group, while the latter means going out in search.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 06:37 PM (/+bwe)

422 Dead in court. You are supposed to die during the "interrogation".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

423 Sometimes it's hard to tell who's mocking it and who means it.

I pulled "iceback" on my buddy with Norwegian ancestry and he seemed genuinely hurt. Racial slurs against me always make me laugh. Cracker, Ofay, Honkey, Casper, etc. Its hilarious.

But I have noticed that while you can't say the N-word here you can fire off all kinds of anti-Asian slurs. As soon as some Chinese or other east Asian type shows up in a story out come the ching chongs and "slope" and all that. its very odd to me this isn't joking around its genuine animosity. I can kinda live with that from a WW2 Pacific vet or someone who served in Vietnam, but it just seems like people feel free to cut loose on the last ethnic group other than whitey that its acceptable to bash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:41 PM (39g3+)

424 The Dutch language is the deformed redhaired bastard spawn of German and English.

Yeah if you speak some German and English you can halfway understand them. They clear their throats a lot too like the Welsh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (39g3+)

425 I thought it was "tulip peddling, canal paddling, windmill wogs"

meh, whatevs

Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (vqIkG)

426 Note to self: drill holes in glass box next time.


Posted by: egyptian coroner at June 17, 2019 06:20 PM (Dh1wo)
.......


Don't forget to fill the water dish, too.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

427 Satan has welcome Party for another one of his followers

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (wGqjj)

428 Does he get a WEE PYRAMID........0.00001 hectares squared! also known as Morsi me's pup tent.?

Posted by: saf at June 17, 2019 07:13 PM (5IHGB)

429 saf

The Embassy is the Congo needs staff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

430 Wrong thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

431 I can help you out the glass box for sand dollar :0

Posted by: saf at June 17, 2019 07:37 PM (5IHGB)

432 Check behind the ears for the burn marks. I saw this movie...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 17, 2019 08:08 PM (ABuva)

433 Died before he could implicate Hillary the Clinton Crime Family.

Posted by: Locke Common at June 17, 2019 08:09 PM (l0fin)

434 332 Butterballs.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 17, 2019 08:13 PM (ABuva)

435 As I said back when they still pushing Mubarak out, barring foreign invasion, the Egyptian Army would pick the next ruler of Egypt.
Obama appointed Morsi but didn't send troops to keep him there, so the Egyptian Army vetoed the choice in favor of their man.
Sort of like Cocaine Mitch vetoing Garland a couple of years later.

Posted by: Sam at June 17, 2019 09:07 PM (YScgw)

436 70 demons are happy tonight...well, as happy as one can be in Hell.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (XDP7B)

437 He's going to be pissed when he finds he gets 72 Mayor Buttplugs or maybe not.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 18, 2019 03:04 AM (nRj4F)

Rachel Dolezal Decides She Needs Another Round of Identity-Cosplay Attention, Announces She's a Bisexual Now

These people are totally, totally sane.

She thinks she's playing the Supermarket Sweep version of identity check-box collecting.



Meanwhile, in #Woke Financial Services, MasterCard will begin issuing cards in whatever name you like, even -- especially -- if it's not your legal name.

They're calling it the "True Name" program, and it's for transgenders, though I suppose identity thieves will be early adopters as well.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:40 PM




Comments

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1 Look at Me!!!!!!

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 04:41 PM (EK+Pw)

2
Dole is all you need...

And a blue pill.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 04:41 PM (zBaqJ)

3 The faggotry will continue until all take a sip of penis.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 04:41 PM (q177U)

4 I want another 15 minutes!

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 04:42 PM (EK+Pw)

5 "I'm bisexual"

Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 04:42 PM (Mouru)

6 Rachel Dolezal looks like she's had more D than the early seasons of Sesame Street.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)

7
"I am now declaring that I am a bisexual woman...."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (rEfh+)

8 And to think we are losing the idea/cultural wars to these people.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (XGhuI)

9 She's just not happy with who she is.

She needs therapy.

Or a lobotomy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK8)

10 The scary part,

She has Children.

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (EK+Pw)

11 Ask your doctor if Truvada is right for you.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

12 So...bisexual, but not interested in dating women.

Gotcha.

FTB

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (bcbK8)

13 They're calling it the "True Name" program, and it's for transgenders, though I suppose identity thieves will be early adopters as well.

identity thieves can be read in many ways whether that was your intent or nor

See "transgenders men in female sports"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (vEIlU)

14 I remember when not being insane was considered a virtue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (Mouru)

15

I am a biplane.

Posted by: Orville Wright at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (aKsyK)

16
First Kevin Spacey, now Rachel Dolezal. Aren't the LGBT agendists getting sick of being the safe space for liars and criminals who got caught?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (rEfh+)

17 The scariest thing about this announcement is that MasterCard must have figured out a technology for credit granting that doesn't involve names. Obviously, names have always been important but now MC is saying "optional".


We need a law saying identity theft is the responsibility of the credit grantor. No way someone should be responsible for credit granted when MC is experimenting with some weird new method of managing it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (Z216Q)

18 bi-racial, bi-sexual, bi-polar

the trifecta

Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (Cus5s)

19 Dolezal has a five head.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (DB16e)

20 11 Ask your doctor if Truvada is right for you.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

If you're dating Rachel, ask your doctor for antibiotics.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (bcbK8)

21 well, everyone had forgotten her name, so she had to do SOMETHING, don't you see.

so... I wonder how well this will play.

I seem to recall the black male population not being overly fond of fagulars, but idk if the females are the same.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (8D42x)

22 I'm getting a card with the name Barack Obama.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (8ttua)

23 My identify as Jeff Bezos.


A billion dollar limit to start would be very empowering.

Posted by: Miklos, in his hot little hand at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (QzkSJ)

24 Her poor children will end up more screwed up than a Disney Child Star.

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (EK+Pw)

25 The Crazy Years indeed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (DrqHq)

26 The Eighties called and they want Boy George's makeup back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (Mouru)

27
A rainbow of indeterminate colors, I suppose.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (AzW6q)

28 She's just not happy with who she is.

She needs therapy.

Or a lobotomy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK

I highly recommend the lobotomy!

Posted by: Rose Kennedy at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (U2JQS)

29 This reminds me, I need off hand training. My left hand only groups this weekend were terrible.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK8)

30 I'm getting a card with the name Barack Obama.
Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella

The pink Hello Kitty one?

Posted by: Miklos, and it matches at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (QzkSJ)

31 Is she still black?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (JUOKG)

32 These people are nuts. I will not be drug into the crazy pit.

I'll be in the re-education camps with the normal.

Posted by: nip at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (DfGpI)

33 I want a credit card in the name of SANTOS L HALPER

Posted by: I Have Questions at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (BvNzB)

34

My social security number is fluid.

Posted by: Jose Alvocado at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (aKsyK)

35 Time to get some new Moron CC's

Never Goingtopayit III.
Yinzall Aintgettinadime.


Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (FhXTo)

36 Mental illness is a disease.

This is just cray cray.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (J9wxX)

37 Mark Andrew Edwards,

i'm bisexual but i'm not interested in pursuing any romantic relationships with the gender I'm suddenly claiming to have an attraction to. Please subscribe and smash that like button.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)

38 You have always been able to order additional credit cards with different names on them... there just usually isn't a good reason to.

Posted by: Locarno at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (RME/W)

39 I bet one of the first requests will be for a card with the name Jesus Christ, or God Himself

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (YslsA)

40 Munchausen Syndrome.


So many people desperate for attention.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

41 so, i'mma open a mastercard account with "Darth Vader" as the name.

DARE them to deny it.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (8D42x)

42 Okay, this pretty much shows that it's a psychic fugal state.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (DuZls)

43 Yes, and I'm a "Unisexual". I prefer sex with unicorns.

Don't judge me, bro.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (nLUpf)

44 First Kevin Spacey, now Rachel Dolezal. Aren't the LGBT agendists getting sick of being the safe space for liars and criminals who got caught?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (rEfh+)



But crushing the NRA takes real work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (Mouru)

45 Zombie George Orwell has cry-eyes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (DrqHq)

46 What could possibly go wrong?

Wait until Huawei hacks the MC database. That should be fun!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (AZxMX)

47 Next up, tranny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

48 > Her poor children will end up more screwed up than a Disney Child Star.

She has children? Oh, kids, I am so, so sorry...

> I'm getting a card with the name Barack Obama.

Tarquin Fin-Tim-Lin-Bin-Whin-Bim-Lin Bus Stop F'Tang F'Tang Ole Biscuit Barrel.

Then I will sue them when they can't make it fit on the card.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (Vy4a0)

49 37 Mark Andrew Edwards,

i'm bisexual but i'm not interested in pursuing any romantic relationships with the gender I'm suddenly claiming to have an attraction to. Please subscribe and smash that like button.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)

Ding, ding, ding!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

50 Just wanted to take a moment to recognize Pride Month. I am in absolutely no rush to explore a new relationship, but it still matters to stay visible. I'll fuck anything.

Posted by: Rachel at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

51 It's just shocking to me that many of you aren't open minded enough to at least try the smallest little sip of penis. Not only are you denying yourself a great opportunity, but your social credit score will make most future employment opportunities permanently out of reach. Learn to code, I guess.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (q177U)

52 Ace's shelves swing both ways.

Posted by: Miklos, and they are DARLING at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (QzkSJ)

53 so, i'mma open a mastercard account with "Darth Vader" as the name.

DARE them to deny it.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (8D42x)
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I have altered my interest rate, pray that I don't alter it further.

Posted by: Darth Debtor at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (DuZls)

54 The scariest thing about this announcement is that MasterCard must have figured out a technology for credit granting that doesn't involve names.

--

It will require a mark, but you get to chose where it is located, your hand or your forehead.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (YslsA)

55 Time to finally apply for my "Harry Beavers" MasterCard.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

56 I just burned my MasterCard with hellfire.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (nLUpf)

57 Maybe "Dolezal" is Swahili for "swings both ways".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (+y/Ru)

58 "Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

Isn't that how its supposed to work? If your ID doesn't match the card then no sale....

Posted by: Chris at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (RN3+4)

59 I want a MasterCard with my name as Bad Motherfucker on it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (FiUMj)

60 My money is on Talcum X one upping her

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (5l6gb)

61 Pre-paid? Because otherwise, a bank opens itself to allegations of fraud.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (/+bwe)

62 So Rachel gets an additional category on Pornhub now.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (4ZE6o)

63 Remember the CNN drone who went gay watching Saturday Night Live.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (oVJmc)

64

Hop on Pop

Posted by: Doctor Zeus at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (aKsyK)

65 my hunch is if you have to fight to show the world who you are you're probably doing it wrong

Posted by: DanMan at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (XTiHL)

66 55 Time to finally apply for my "Harry Beavers" MasterCard.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

____

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (FiUMj)

67 As a hate-filled lion, this feels exclusionary.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

68 This is the same company that pressures PayPal and Patreon into deplatforming anti-SJWs, btw.

Buh muh private corporation

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

69 It's interesting, in a dark sort of way, that embracing and nurturing bad/irrational behavior seems to have the consequence of producing...more bad behavior.

Who knew?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (HTHlp)

70 -
--
Munchausen Syndrome.





So many people desperate for attention.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM

-------------------------------

Attention is the modern coin of the realm. Weird gets attention.

Posted by: irright at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (pMGkg)

71 I always wanted to apply in he name of Shavedmy Slash

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (nLUpf)

72 Yay! Institutionalized identity fraud!

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (LL1Be)

73 54 The scariest thing about this announcement is that MasterCard must have figured out a technology for credit granting that doesn't involve names.

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It will require a mark, but you get to chose where it is located, your hand or your forehead.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (YslsA)

What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

74 When they fight, is it some sort of Thunderdome deal?

Posted by: lotocoti at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (oMIM/)

75 I'll apply as Napoleon Solo!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (ClOmq)

76 Dibs on Hugh Mungus!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (bcbK8)

77 Meanwhile, in #Woke Financial Services, MasterCard will begin issuing cards in whatever name you like, even -- especially -- if it's not your legal name.

I identify as S&W357Magnum. You know, like the guy on tv back in the day.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (YyH4g)

78 My credit card identifies me with my real name: "Temporary Card"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

79 Blur was so ahead of its time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8

Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (FiUMj)

80 Born this way, or something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (t6MX/)

81 Hi.....Mastercard? Yes, I am transitioning.....please issue me a new card in my true name.....Oprah Winfrey.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (PD4UQ)

82 Munchausen bi sexual

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (5l6gb)

83 That Mastercard thing will go over well with identity theft.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (s6M7E)

84 I don't want a CC company knowing my Truename. You can do some bad shit with that. Just ask Ursula LeGuin.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (oZ6kz)

85 So trannies are too stupid to go to the courthouse and file papers for a legal name change?

Posted by: NCKate at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (cWedi)

86 Poon Hrecker

Posted by: irright at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (pMGkg)

87 Hello MasterCard, my name is Dean Raimondo, please send all my billing statements care of Oberlin in Ohio.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)

88 The scariest thing about this announcement is that MasterCard must have figured out a technology for credit granting that doesn't involve names.

--

It will require a mark, but you get to chose where it is located, your hand or your forehead.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (YslsA)

What's the worst that could happen?
=======
I laugh, because I do not kid. . .

Posted by: Revelation at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (kNqsH)

89 So I can finally get Sprinkle Tinkle Poop Lover on my credit card so that everyone knows how gay I am?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (Xoy5R)

90 "I've always been attracted to a certain vibe"

Lemme guess, a Rabbit?

Or just a Hitachi wand?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)

91 My MasterCard is in the name of Dick Tasting, and I'm proud of it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (nLUpf)

92 85 So trannies are too stupid to go to the courthouse and file papers for a legal name change?
Posted by: NCKate at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (cWedi)

Well, they go back and forth on that decision

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (bcbK8)

93 Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (FiUMj)

I don't think I've seen you lately!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (AZxMX)

94 Rachel the Bisexual could get a card stating her name is Dr Feltersnatch.

Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (J9wxX)

95 but it still matters to stay visible. I am bisexual.
Only bi?

TRANSGENDERPHOBE!!

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (LL1Be)

96 I'm going to declare myself omnisexual. It's my truth, h8ters.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (1FhAQ)

97 They'll never tell "Psycho Von Cannibal" that his card is declined!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

98 My true name is the one my parents gave me when I was born. It's on my birth certificate and driver's license and social security card and all the bills.



Ho hum. Guess I'll just stick with that.

Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (6e1eX)

99 Trannies will still pay 29% interest right? LOL
MC isn't stupid.

Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (FiUMj)

100 66
55 Time to finally apply for my "Harry Beavers" MasterCard.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)



____



Well played, sir.

Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (FiUMj)

*head bang*

Posted by: of Puppets at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (t6MX/)

101 Rachel Doesthemall

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (5l6gb)

102 I'll apply as Napoleon Solo!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (ClOmq)
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Dynamite.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (DuZls)

103 Pimp Hat: $218.56
Scrotum Waxing: $140
Having "Heywood Jablome" printed right on your credit card: PRICELESS

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (Mouru)

104 I'm Peter Buttigag, and I approved this message.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (ClOmq)

105 74 When they fight, is it some sort of Thunderdome deal?
Posted by: lotocoti at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (oMIM/)

Can't we all just get beyond Thunderdome?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (bcbK8)

106 I wonder what would happen if I turned in a request for "For Demonstration Purposes Only"?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (YslsA)

107 "Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

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See the hate inherent in the capitalist system?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (+y/Ru)

108 Harry Paratestes, you're reading this....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (FiUMj)

109 Ha. I love that this hash is Xoy

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (Xoy5R)

110 I'm Hannibal Lecter, and I approve this message.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (ClOmq)

111 I'll sign my name Agree to Pay Nothing.

"I, Agree to Pay Nothing, ...."

And then argue that commas are racist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (DuZls)

112 my true name is Unlimited Credit Line -- MasterCard Pilot Program

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (PbpT7)

113 So trannies are too stupid to go to the courthouse and file papers for a legal name change?
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Well let's see

Too stupid to realize you can't change sex by cutting stuff off with a scalpel - check.

So I'm going with yes.

Posted by: a logical approach to a fine question at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (kNqsH)

114 And you guys thought Idiotocracy was a comedy rather than prophesy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (LLzS4)

115 If I have multiple personality disorder can I get six cards in different names?

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (25Dt7)

116 This is like the bitch that dumped her "best-friend" husband and kids, lickety-split.
All attention-whores. All the time.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (LL1Be)

117 I want a Mastercard: Barry MacOckenher

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:54 PM (5l6gb)

118 I'm imagining her name in my Scrabble tray and all i can come up with is lol Daze.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 04:54 PM (4ZE6o)

119 Can't we all just get beyond Thunderdome?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (bcbK
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Judges ruling on whether Calvin Ball is beyond Thunderdome?!

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:54 PM (DuZls)

120 lol. even the brothers are taking a pass.

Posted by: x at June 17, 2019 04:54 PM (nFwvY)

121 115
If I have multiple personality disorder can I get six cards in different names?

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
The Three Accounts of Eve.

Posted by: Joanne Woodward at June 17, 2019 04:54 PM (ClOmq)

122 >>>What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK

How much time have you got?

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (q177U)

123
Rachel Dolezal looks like she's had more D than the early seasons of Sesame Street.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)







Y'know, I'm virtually certain that I've seen homemade amateur pron videos of her online. Not kidding.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (veoSD)

124 >>>Munchausen bi sexual
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (5l6gb)

OK, I'm stealing that.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (q177U)

125 There is absolutely no way that this program will be used for fraudulent purposes.

No way.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (LL1Be)

126 possible Credit card names

Crack Ho
Coke Chopper
Bank Rupt
Chop Me Up
Dee Klined

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

127 Back in olden days this friend of mine . . . more of an acquaintance really . . . OK, OK, he was my marijuana dealer, had his phone listed in the phone book as Judas Iscariot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (+y/Ru)

128 my "Harry Beavers"

Shouldn't that be Xer "Harry Beavers"

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (FhXTo)

129 Yes, that cardname is "I Consent To Sexual Intercourse with You," please repeat it back to me so I know you spelled it right?

Yes, that's right, expiration date "anal is cool too," CCV is "I'll also invite my sister."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (oZ6kz)

130 I can finally put "No Limit" on my card. Sweet.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (4e+hS)

131 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

132 MY NAME IS MA'AM!!!!

Posted by: Toxic Ma'amsculinity Giant Thug at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (PbpT7)

133 Oy vey.......

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

134 These womYn soccer players don't have much skill in the ball handling department (heyyy whoaaaa) but their flopping and flailing skills are on par with the men.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (FiUMj)

135 Credit is just a social construct, man.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)

136
How about a TrueName of "I Have A Gun Give Me All Your Cash"

You hand it to the clerk...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (rEfh+)

137 Mr. Heywood Jablome.

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Adolph Oliver Busch

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (5l6gb)

139 "I need off hand training. My left hand only groups this weekend were terrible.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK"

Did you try putting it a bucket of water so it feels like someone else is holding your, yknow, gun?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

140
True Name: LOON

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (dPMBY)

141
Y'know, I'm virtually certain that I've seen homemade amateur pron videos of her online. Not kidding.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (veoSD)

And now Jim will wrestle the Anaconda...

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (U2JQS)

142 Oh I'm pretty sure Dolezal has seen more dick than an airport urinal.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (nLUpf)

143 126
possible Credit card names



Crack Ho

Coke Chopper

Bank Rupt

Chop Me Up

Dee Klined

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (N39Ws)

144 FINALLY!!

Posted by: Tits McGee at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (4e+hS)

145 Credit is just a social construct, man.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)
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Applause.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (DuZls)

146 "Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

Why not committed for psyche eval

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (25Dt7)

147 Dick N. Balschaef

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

148 .

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (CNfBi)

149 Racking up the intersectionality points

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (BbGew)

150 "The day is mine!!!"
--McLovin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (39g3+)

151 Meanwhile, in #Woke Financial Services, MasterCard will begin issuing cards in whatever name you like, even -- especially -- if it's not your legal name.

They're calling it the "True Name" program, and it's for transgenders....



...just as soon as they find one with a FICO above 500.

Posted by: x at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (nFwvY)

152 Credit is just a social construct, man.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)
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People should be guaranteed the credit line they internally identify with.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (DuZls)

153 "Please subscribe and smash that like button.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)"

Is that what the kids are calling it now? But I've always been told you don't smash it, you do more of a clockwise thumb rubbing dealie.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (oZ6kz)

154 My mastercard name is Yo Momma.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (PD4UQ)

155
omg tears. It's a good thing I'm working from home today.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (rEfh+)

156 I'm Trisexual: I like blondes, brunettes, AND redheads

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (39g3+)

157 >>>150 "The day is mine!!!"
--McLovin

hah!

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

158 139 "I need off hand training. My left hand only groups this weekend were terrible.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK"

Did you try putting it a bucket of water so it feels like someone else is holding your, yknow, gun?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

Teach me more, sensei

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (bcbK8)

159 Tee Baggin.

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

160 I guess we could all be Ajaypal Singh Banga now.

Posted by: Ajaypal Singh Banga at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (l6b3d)

161 Lonely, bad lookin' women attract each other.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (RuIsu)

162 So if Rachel Dozell has a high credit score, is that racist?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Xoy5R)

163 I think Ms. Dolezal misspelled "buy SEX ual.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (qC1Sy)

164
What happened to the Dolezal's felony indictment for welfare fraud?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Bjx2X)

165 Tee Baggin.
Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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Of the Sackville Bagginses

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (DuZls)

166 Lonely, bad lookin' women attract each other.
==
and cats. A lot of cats.

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (XGdYK)

167 True Name? "Nutjob""

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (32YRo)

168 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bisexual.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (mvenn)

169 So Morsi's dead.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/egypts-ousted-president-mohammed-morsi-collapses-dies-in-court

He said he had many secrets about many people. Arkanicide?

Posted by: ChupaMe at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (FhL9J)

170 Credit is just a social construct, man.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)
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People should be guaranteed the credit line they internally identify with.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (DuZls)

Credit ratings are just another manifestation of oppressive #BankPrivilege!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (AZxMX)

171 Sir Prize Aynal

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

172 Tiny Peters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (xPJvm)

173 Look, my card identifies as a Black Card. Now aren't you guys supposed to help me get front row seats to the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)

174 She's a very sad creature.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (dUJdY)

175 People should be guaranteed the credit line they internally identify with.

Why are you oppressing me with these trans-phobic "bills"?

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (LL1Be)

176 Those who said so are right, we are being forced to participate in other peoples crazy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (jUVms)

177 Remind me to cancel my master card.

I mean seriously, what the fuck? We are trying to balance their need for acceptance in society with my need not to have my fucking money stolen, and they are coming down in their favor?

Why am I being punished for their problems? Aren't their problems, by definition, THEIR problems?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (VPvxh)

178 153
"Please subscribe and smash that like button.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)"



Is that what the kids are calling it now? But I've always been told
you don't smash it, you do more of a clockwise thumb rubbing dealie.



Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (oZ6kz)

I thought it was smack it up, flip it, rub it down. I am so cornfused.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (t6MX/)

179 Phil McCracken.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (2OToz)

180 Sho'me Yertitties.

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

181 So Morsi's dead.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/egypts-ousted-president-mohammed-morsi-collapses-dies-in-court

He said he had many secrets about many people. Arkanicide?
=======
No. He visited the Dominican Republic on a prison over he weekend, hit the minibar I think.

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (f3KQx)

182 Say my name, bitches.

Posted by: Heisenberg at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (EfEOC)

183 No. He visited the Dominican Republic on a prison furlow over he weekend, hit the minibar I think.

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (f3KQx)

184 164


What happened to the Dolezal's felony indictment for welfare fraud?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Bjx2X)

The sista identified as innocent.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (t6MX/)

185 The Left, always finding new heights of insanity...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (CSYCT)

186 Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

So you're saying that 68% of clerks don't look at ID?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (39g3+)

187 Internally I identify as a $5M/0% card holder, but the bigots at Visa discriminate against the trans-credits!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (DuZls)

188
I thought it was smack it up, flip it, rub it down. I am so cornfused.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (t6MX/)


Word.

Posted by: BellBivDeVoe at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)

189 That chick is probably a catsexual and anything else that's handy sexual too.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (nLUpf)

190 Here's a very shallow comment-her hair is hideous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (ivkO2)

191 Is this some kind of liar's paradox?

Posted by: Caliban at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (qEujL)

192 Those who said so are right, we are being forced to participate in other peoples crazy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM

I hadn't heard of that. It's going to be a favorite, I can tell!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (/+bwe)

193 I can't decide if I'm Sasquatch von Bumble or Bumble von Sasquatch.

One of them is my true identity.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (fuK7c)

194 There has to be a "Once you've gone black you never go back" joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (NoKAc)

195 Rachel's had more dick in her than a British crime drama.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (q177U)

196 I think Charlie Brown's Dildo is going to be delighted with this offer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (bcbK8)

197 Richard Hack.

Goes by Dick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (Vy4a0)

198 Dibs on Harry Balz

Posted by: Lurker John at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (XT6Vl)

199 I think these companies would be better served in terms of customer base if they went with a statistically larger pool like... female Runequest players or left-handed redheads who watch hockey on EPSN.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (39g3+)

200 W.C. Handysexual

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (mZ/17)

201 Just posted a question on the MC page to ask how they're going to stop this approach from being used for fraud and identity theft. Will be interesting to see how long the comment remains on the page.

Posted by: Dingus Bongles at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (mrVLQ)

202 Time to order my new credit card!

Democrats R. Insane

Exp 06/2022

1234 5678 9012 3456

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (P1f+c)

203 Speaking of credit cards, did you know you can use your credit card to send Ace money via paypal? You don't even need a paypal account.

Go to Paypal.com and click 'send money'.

Give an ewok a handy, I mean, a hand. Won't you?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (bcbK8)

204 There has to be a "Once you've gone black you never go back" joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can find it.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (NoKAc)
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Help me find my keys and we can drive out.

Posted by: Just the punchline. at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (DuZls)

205 190
Here's a very shallow comment-her hair is hideous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (ivkO2)

My feinting couch!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (t6MX/)

206 Harry Feltersnatch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (2OToz)

207 Here's a very shallow comment-her hair is hideous.

Dirty secret: that kind of hair takes so long and is such a pain to prepare that they rarely wash it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (39g3+)

208 There has to be a "Once you've gone black you never go back" joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

-

There is, and it's a credit joke, too. I think Chris Rock used to do it.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (mZ/17)

209 No, who you actually were is inside of you. It was always inside of you. You didn't have to chop off the bits you were born with to show what's inside of you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (ivkO2)

210 Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

Attacked?

"Here's my credit card."

"What? THAT'S your NAME?!?"

*Biff*
*Sock*
*Bam*

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)

211 Ace knows this thread is going to hell and he just jumps in and greases the way

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (nLUpf)

212 I thought it was smack it up, flip it, rub it down. I am so cornfused.

Posted by: flounder

Ride the crush; bang me out; lubber me tender - okay, yeah, I have a teenage daughter...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (32YRo)

213 I wonder if MasterCard can fit on my card:

'Tonypete: Tribune of The Rasher of Bacon, Tauntor of The Ignorant, Pottymouth of the First Order and all around Good Guy." ?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (Y4EXg)

214 Here's a very shallow comment-her hair is hideous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (ivkO2)
.......

That's hair? I thought somebody dumped a bucket of earthworms on her.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

215 Religious communities consider how much faith to put in marijuana...

-
Our Ganja, who art in Bong . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (+y/Ru)

216 So what names will MasterCard allow Oberlin students to use?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (CSYCT)

217 178 153
"Please subscribe and smash that like button.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)"



Is that what the kids are calling it now? But I've always been told
you don't smash it, you do more of a clockwise thumb rubbing dealie.



Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (oZ6kz)

I thought it was smack it up, flip it, rub it down. I am so cornfused.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (t6MX/)

That's just a classic right there

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

218 > Rachel Dolezal looks like she's had more D than the early seasons of Sesame Street.

If it was near closing time and you were hard up, with only a few chicks left in the bar, she'd be the one to go after.

But you wouldn't take her to your house or give her your real name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (Vy4a0)

219 possible Credit card names


Crack Ho


Coke Chopper


Bank Rupt


Chop Me Up


Dee Klined



Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM


Oh, very funny, H8ers!

Posted by: Doodad Pro at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (Vzb0I)

220 When I was at Ft Sill in school, the bar we always went to had a house band called Jo Momma. They had drink and drown night, 3$ a piece and they kept a gallon milkjug full of draft all night. Of course it was 3.2 beer, so you had to drink alot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (4IPux)

221 Guys with names like Heywood Jeblowme and Hugh Erection are going to get a lot of these cards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (39g3+)

222 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (39g3+)

Dreadlocks don't always look bad, but hers look like some sort of metal casing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (ivkO2)

223 I'm a black female dolphin trapped in the body of a white male.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (37IEG)

224 Wait. Couldn't witches get ahold of your "True Name"?!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (DuZls)

225 180 Sho'me Yertitties.
Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, those ain't my knees sweety!

Posted by: Hilary at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (U2JQS)

226 keep bringing the crazy you mixed up nicklefuckers, i'm done playing identity grievance, feelings, bullshit. while you're at go fuck yourself with a flamethrower.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (KP5rU)

227 Rachel Dolezal looks like she's had more cock in and out of her than Purdue Chicken.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)

228 Go to Paypal.com and click 'send money'.

Give an ewok a handy, I mean, a hand. Won't you?
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (AzW6q)

229 "Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

Uh yeah. THAT IS SORT OF THE WHOLE PURPOSE of having a picture on the ID - It doesn't look like you, you get denied service, have negative experiences, and experience general harassment.

Hey change your sex, go get a new ID of you looking like your new freaky self. If you are too damn lazy to do that, how is that my problem? Sounds like a lack of commitment on YOUR part.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (VPvxh)

230 Remember the rule. It applies to str8s, gays, lesbians, bis, tris, quads, paleo, or whatever...

Never stick your (girl/boy/trans) dick in crazy.

That rule matters.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (hYUjK)

231 Bad tranny? You're soaking in it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (bcbK8)

232 Herbie Versmelz

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 17, 2019 05:09 PM (r6yPR)

233 I do feel a bit bad for this broad, since I do so much outreach and charity work for the community of women wiith mental issues who crave attention, especially on nights when dances are half off.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

234 Guy doing a podcast is reading the insane BBC diversity policy LOL

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2019 05:09 PM (AjVAj)

235 1954: "Daddy, I want a unicorn!"

2019: "Daddy, I am a unicorn!"

Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (oFcdC)

236 I'm trying to remember some of those names that ballot stuffing operation in 2004 came up with. I think Doodad Pro was one of them but I can't remember the others

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)

237 nearly one-third of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked

"Attacked" for a bad credit card. Yea, happens to me all the time. The chip-reader fails, and the cashier is tackling me, right over the counter.

Actually it was two cashiers.

In MAGA hats.

Posted by: Jussie S. at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (P1f+c)

238 Arthur Dent playing a wizard, "By your True Name Agrajag I summon thee!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (CSYCT)

239 More dick in her than the Nixon White House.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (Vy4a0)

240 Mastercard is helping witches control people with their True Name!!

Posted by: Hair on Fire at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (DuZls)

241 Can't. Make. This. Shit. Up.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (2sCft)

242 It has to be fun being on the Left and having crimes slide off you like your coated in Crisco

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (BbGew)

243 More dick in her than the Nixon White House.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (Vy4a0)
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Or a lawyers' convention.

Posted by: Hair on Fire at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (DuZls)

244 You're all making me feel unsafe.

Posted by: Guy Who Always Feels Unsafe If He's Not Being Emotionally Validated RIGHT NOW at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (PbpT7)

245 Your delta delta delta true name is...........flounder

Posted by: Bluto at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (cCxiu)

246 So how many Godzillas and Doctor Whos will MasterCard issue cards to?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (CSYCT)

247 No. He visited the Dominican Republic on a prison over he weekend, hit the minibar I think.
=========
Now that type of base superstition is just silly.

Posted by: Ged at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (f3KQx)

248 Uh yeah. THAT IS SORT OF THE WHOLE PURPOSE of having a picture on the ID - It doesn't look like you, you get denied service, have negative experiences, and experience general harassment.

Exactly, and it sounds like over 2/3rds of the clerks just aren't checking

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (39g3+)

249 I think Sum Ting Wong is about to make another appearance.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (YyH4g)

250 I think Doodad Pro was one of them but I can't remember the others
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)

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IIRC, "Doodad Pro" was one of Obama's thousands of phony "donors."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

251 So if my card says "Shiitake Mushroom" and my driver's license says dagny Reagan, won't that be a problem?

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (nRWPy)

252 228 Go to Paypal.com and click 'send money'.

Give an ewok a handy, I mean, a hand. Won't you?
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (AzW6q)

That's right, Yudhishthira.

The feed the Ewok campaign needs our help.

Ace can barely feed himself but here he is, giving us a chance to make obscene jokes.

Click the Paypal link and send what you can spare: money, bad jokes, smugglers wrapped for BBQ-ing...but mostly money.

Act now, supplies are limited. Probably.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (bcbK8)

253 Mastercard is helping witches control people with their True Name!!
===========
Now that type of base superstition is just silly.

Posted by: Ged at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (f3KQx)

254 She's had more dick inside her than a Darren Stevens cosplay contest.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (oZ6kz)

255 My Mastercard will now read Hugh GP Enis

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (AjVAj)

256 Why Flounder?

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (fuK7c)

257 We're going to need an entire parallel social and financial structure to opt out of this madness. I despise Mastercard now, and want out.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (H8QX8)

258 245 Your delta delta delta true name is...........flounder
Posted by: Bluto at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (cCxiu)

MMMM....tri delts. Delicious.

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259 1954: "Daddy, I want a unicorn!"

2019: "Daddy, I am a unicorn!"

Posted by: zombie

Boys in 1954: "Daddy, I want to be a cowboy!"
Bois in 2019: "Daddy, want to have ten cowboys in me!"

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (32YRo)

260 i identify as a transexual, cross dressing, narwhal. where's muh free shit and bama pho?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (KP5rU)

261 So if my card says "Shiitake Mushroom" and my driver's license says dagny Reagan, won't that be a problem?/i]

That's what I was kind of wondering. If they don't match won't stores reject that? And if they never actually see or deal with the card (90% of the time these days) then who cares what the name is on there??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (39g3+)

262 Dictatorship of the Beige Proletariat!

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (RuIsu)

263 It's Delta Tau Chi, btw.

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (fuK7c)

264 > IIRC, "Doodad Pro" was one of Obama's thousands of phony "donors."

I think Doodad Pro was likely the default name used in the sketchy credit card software, and they were just too lazy/incompetent to change it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (Vy4a0)

265 Boys in 1954: "Daddy, I want to be a cowboy!"
Bois in 2019: "Daddy, want to have ten cowboys in me!"

More like "Daddy cowboys are toxically masculine examples of all that is wrong with America, you hater!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (39g3+)

266 So who wants to be Corbin Dallas, meat Popsicle?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (CSYCT)

267 Most chicks wouldn't mind getting it on with another chick if she's hot enough, so bisexuality is the least unusual characteristic about Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (TY5tw)

268 >>>Ace knows this thread is going to hell and he just jumps in and greases the way
Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (nLUpf)

Is that a reference to her vagina?

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (q177U)

269 233 I do feel a bit bad for this broad, since I do so much outreach and charity work for the community of women wiith mental issues who crave attention, especially on nights when dances are half off.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

I too have labored in this field.

I salute you.

But not her.

She does not make it move

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK8)

270 Hugh G. Rex

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (q177U)

271 Mastercard is helping witches control people with their True Name!!
===========
Now that type of base superstition is just silly.
Posted by: Ged at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (f3KQx)
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Superstition is just a social construct.

Posted by: Confusing Person at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (DuZls)

272 245
Your delta delta delta true name is...........flounder

Posted by: Bluto at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (cCxiu)

Chicks identifying as negroes stole our dates!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (t6MX/)

273 266 So who wants to be Corbin Dallas, meat Popsicle?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (CSYCT)

I'm saving that for the Multipass

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK8)

274 180
Sho'me Yertitties.

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)
........

No. And quit staring at my knees.

Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at June 17, 2019 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

275 263
It's Delta Tau Chi, btw.

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (fuK7c)

It's "why Pinto?" Btw.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:15 PM (t6MX/)

276
Well, bless their hearts. And their genitalia, whatever form that might take.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (rXie1)

277 More Dick than a full box set of American Bandstand on DVD.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (Vy4a0)

278 Trying to figure out which David Ryder name I want on my card.

Bulk Vanderhuge is always a favorite, but it's tough to beat Big McLargeHuge.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)

279 It's "why Pinto?" Btw.


Shit.

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

280
I am toaster curious.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (rXie1)

281
I'm looking for fortune and fame
I make choices that you must acclaim
So, don't frown so hard
As you stare at my card
This limerick's really my name!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (r1/AF)

282 this belongs on the Oberlin thread I missed

So say a college official, like Oberlin's Raimundo, is actively encouraging students to join a protest. Could a student, specially one on scholarship, say that they felt pressured to join the protest?
If the protest is later found to be criminal, what is the college's liability exposure?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (dm05u)

283 277
More Dick than a full box set of American Bandstand on DVD.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (Vy4a0)


They sell Bags of Dicks in Seattle. True story.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (t6MX/)

284 Broseidon, so which anime character name do you want on your new MasterCard?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (CSYCT)

285 Go to Paypal.com and click 'send money'.

It says you have to have a paypal account.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (dUJdY)

286 More dick than a dick shrine on Planet Penis.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (q177U)

287 Rachel Dolezal Decides She Needs Another Round of Identity-Cosplay Attention, Announces She's a Bisexual Now

Will no one rid us of this mettlesome bitch?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (1GThF)

288 I'll take "Trailer Hitchcock." Thanks.



Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (TXOkZ)

289 Herbie Versmelz

Epic

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (5l6gb)

290 279
It's "why Pinto?" Btw.





Shit.

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

Moron card on double secret probation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (t6MX/)

291 Just wanted to take a moment to recognize Pride Month ... I am in absolutely no rush to explore a new relationship, but it still matters to stay visible. I am bisexual. #pride #bisexual pic.twitter.com/u8nu7FuqYN

-- Rachel Anne Doležal (@RachelADolezal) June 16, 2019


Did anybody else notice that she also now has a diacritical mark over the "z" in her name?

Technically it's called a "caron" and looks like this:

ˇ

So her name is now spelled "Rachel Doležal

The only languages that use this insane letter are Slovak, Turkmen, Bosnian, Estonian, and a few other kooky tongues.

Ah, but Miss Negro Bisexual Crazy-Cracker has a ž too, proving once and for all that she is totally normal and sane. What more proof do you need, haterž?

Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (oFcdC)

292 278 Trying to figure out which David Ryder name I want on my card.

Bulk Vanderhuge is always a favorite, but it's tough to beat Big McLargeHuge.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM

Butch Deadlift

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293 Looks like Dolezol has quit the chemical tan. I'm pretty sure that's rayciss.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (2qPhT)

294 Trying to figure out which David Ryder name I want on my card.

Bulk Vanderhuge is always a favorite, but it's tough to beat Big McLargeHuge.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)


Hugh G. Rexson.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (1GThF)

295 I do feel a bit bad for this broad, since I do so much outreach and charity work for the community of women wiith mental issues who crave attention, especially on nights when dances are half off.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

I too have labored in this field.
========
In my youth, I was given to acts of magnanimity and outreach. As I have aged, my heart has grown cold and I no longer labor in the districts of the perpetually attention starved. I do not miss the sturm and drang, nor the hollow feeling of having given but not received.

Posted by: Like Kung Fu, I walk the earth at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (f3KQx)

296 One Second After - Kindle Edition by William R. Forstchen

$2.99 special at Amazon today

Posted by: one of the quite ones at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (2GPSc)

297

Munchcarpet Syndrome?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (aKsyK)

298 Anyone know if Satoshi Nakamoto is taken yet? I'd love to have that name on my Mastercard, especially for all the times it'll be declined.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (Clxcy)

299 Remember the rule. It applies to str8s, gays, lesbians, bis, tris, quads, paleo, or whatever...

Paleosexuals.

Is this like granny-porn?

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (LL1Be)

300 If the protest is later found to be criminal, what is the college's liability exposure?

I would guess that would depend on the terms of their employment and how the college reacted to the news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (39g3+)

301 Rachel Dolezal's True Name is "Help".

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (DuZls)

302 Ho Lee Ful

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (jXDuK)

303 "explore a new relationship" is not the language of sane people

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (39g3+)

304
But you wouldn't take her to your house or give her your real name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

=====

And that's where your True Name comes in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (rEfh+)

305 John Galt.

See how many clerks recognize it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (Vy4a0)

306 It's "why Pinto?" Btw.

Shit.

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann

But they thought long and hard about your Delta Chi name...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (32YRo)

307 Someone needs to remake "King of Hearts" as a horror film. Because that's pretty much the world we live in.

Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (oFcdC)

308 Ho Lee Fuk

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (jXDuK)

309 Zombie writes:

"The only languages that use this insane letter are Slovak, Turkmen, Bosnian, Estonian, and a few other kooky tongues."

Ancient Slavonaut Theorists say Yes!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (Clxcy)

310 Anyone know if Satoshi Nakamoto is taken yet?

Is that the guy who sunk all his money into the epic movie from The Big Hit, with the golden standups for movie theaters?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

311 U+1F971 Who Cares?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (NjJUT)

312 nood

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (LL1Be)

313 This comment was much too good to be willowed:

426 Education has become a racket and a sinecure for leftists that should be brought to an unceremonious end. This could be accomplished almost immediately by prohibiting tenure for professors and most especially for college administrators.

The immediate and long term solution to this acting out should also be the elimination of tax exemptions for all colleges and universities. Additionally, all financial aid should be financed by the colleges and universities themselves with no tax payer guarantee of repayment.

Students should be allowed to discharge in bankruptcy all students loans in the same way that any other debt can be discharged. And finally college and university trust funds should be taxed annually at the same rate as the annual income for ordinary tax payers. I would also tax tuition for foreign students at at least 100%. If a foreign student is on financial aid then that aid regardless of its source should be taxed at least 200%.

The country has no need for degrees that are less useful than an HS Diploma from the 1950s. The government should encourage self sufficiency and real science not lysenkoism or politicized science.

There should be tax credits or vouchers for tax payers who wish to send their children to private primary and secondary schools. This benefit should be first funded by any federal financial aid to state education. And tenure should be completely eliminated. There should be a "hatch act" for teachers and it should be illegal for them or any public employee to unionize or go on strike.
Posted by: Punchinello at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (zOrpp)



I don't recognize the nick, but I agree with every word of that.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (xjiRE)

314 312 nood
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (LL1Be)


ack

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (xjiRE)

315 296 One Second After - Kindle Edition by William R. Forstchen

$2.99 special at Amazon today
Posted by: one of the quite ones at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (2GPSc)

A very good, if depressing, book.

Buy canned food, and ammo.

And dog food.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (bcbK8)

316 Well, at least it looks like she's lost weight.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (Clxcy)

317 Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (jXDuK)

318 Finally they will accept my birth name, Xx420Blaze360NoScopeSuperSaiyanNarutoxX

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (oZ6kz)

319 Damn!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (NjJUT)

320 We'll worry about making her sane after she gets some more Gainz, bro.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (Clxcy)

321 I. M. Stiffin Urass

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (v0R5T)

322 > And that's where your True Name comes in.

Yeah, that's Borgia with six M's and a silent Q.

The well-known Dutch author.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (Vy4a0)

323 267 Most chicks wouldn't mind getting it on with another chick if she's hot enough, so bisexuality is the least unusual characteristic about Rachel Dolezal.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (TY5tw)


You're watching WAY TOO MUCH PORN. That statement is no more true than my saying that if you saw a hot guy you'd be fine with him sticking his dick in your mouth.

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (nRWPy)

324 Ah, but Miss Negro Bisexual Crazy-Cracker has a ž too, proving once and for all that she is totally normal and sane. What more proof do you need, haterž?
Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (oFcdC)


The ž stands for a click, h8ter.

Next up: Яäщэл Döлеžал

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (1GThF)

325 Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

Moron card on double secret probation.



But I'm hiding behind a sock! You'll never catch me, coppers!

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (fuK7c)

326 Just wanted to take a moment to recognize Pride Month ... I am in absolutely no rush to explore a new relationship, but it still matters to stay visible. I am bisexual. #pride #bisexual pic.twitter.com/u8nu7FuqYN

-- Rachel Anne Dolezal (@RachelADolezal) June 16, 2019

Can't wait for the reports when her boy friend brings home the hot chick for a 3some.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (YyH4g)

327 Rexson.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Gu

"Rex-on, Rex-off" - Miyagi-sen

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (32YRo)

328 Paleosexuals.

Is this like granny-porn?
Lots of Boners

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (5l6gb)

329 1st Moron to get Schaden Boner wins 1st.

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (FhXTo)

330 we already know who the fuck you are so stop fighting and go away

Posted by: fireman1 at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (nAGcF)

331 299 Remember the rule. It applies to str8s, gays, lesbians, bis, tris, quads, paleo, or whatever...
-----------
Paleosexuals.

Is this like granny-porn?


I think it mostly involves fruits and nuts.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (sGtp+)

332 Macollig Jes Fahrted N Lefdaroom

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (YslsA)

333 I think the key phrase in her tweet is " ... but it still matters to stay visible.".


Publicity, pure & simple.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (a5hgv)

334 168 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bisexual.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (mvenn)

What if it's a really open-minded fish?

Posted by: joncelli, busily missing the point at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (1FhAQ)

335 323 You're watching WAY TOO MUCH PORN. That statement is no more true than my saying that if you saw a hot guy you'd be fine with him sticking his dick in your mouth.
_________

It's not just porn. I know lots of strippers and barflies.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (Y0wT4)

336 I'm thinkin Rachel here reminds me more of that breakfast cereal jingle - "coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs"

Posted by: Lynch Loretta at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (Y7hwS)

337 The name Throatwobbler Mangrove has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Bosk at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (9m9TT)

338 Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (TY5tw)

What qualifies as " most chicks"? I guess most of the chicks you know, but then you admittedly watch a lot of porn and hang around with strippers and barflies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (ivkO2)

339 rickl, that's gotta be a record...one comment willowed twice.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (Vg0V6)

340 Still desperately searching for the victimhood she just knows she must have experienced.

Posted by: Socratease at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (BT83d)

341 I am so tempted to get a Mastercard as toby928.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (boHn2)

342 With a virtue signal this loud, I figure we're about to hear that MasterCard has been caught doing something really horrible.

Posted by: GalosGann at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (z6Rh+)

343 "I am bisexual."
What does xvq#he mean "bi"? What about the other 98 sexes?

Posted by: Dem Bones at June 17, 2019 05:55 PM (ljGhd)

344


Where is this all coming from? Is this Obama and his flunkies getting the word out?

The programming has to be coming from the MCP. It's too damned coordinated to not be a centrally funded and operated project.

And I view all of this as I would any project. It's obviously project managed at some level.

Creepy shit.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 17, 2019 06:15 PM (z8c2c)

345 Harry beavers.. LOL from an old guy who likes harry beavers.

Posted by: Yep at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (lMsxO)

346 338 What qualifies as " most chicks"? I guess most of the chicks you know, but then you admittedly watch a lot of porn and hang around with strippers and barflies.

____________

Ok ok, not just strippers and barflies. Also other chicks I have had sexual relations with, whether relationships or one-nighters. They always swear they're not bi, but "would totally get it on with Sandra Bullock" or whoever.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Y0wT4)

347 It's fun to pile on I guess, but I don't see enough here to personally get excited.

She said she's bisexual and wanted to have a shout out for Pride. Seems plausible so far.

Her rant reads like other rants I have seen from self-proclaimed bisexuals: "Don't tell me I'm straight just because I have provably had sex with males. Don't assume I'm a slut just because I'm bi and definitely don't assume I'm looking for a threesome." Like I said, I've seen all that before.

Maybe she really is just bisexual but not looking for a relationship with anyone right now, just like she said.

That said, when her personal situation blew up, I'm a little surprised she never tried to play the "sexual minority" card to get her out of trouble. "Haters are just hating on me over the 'black' thing because I'm bisexual." If she really is bisexual and has been, I'm surprised that never came out when she was first under the searing spotlight of publicity.

Posted by: mr_jack at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (57l0O)

348 The advantage of being "bisexual" is that it doubles your chances of getting a date

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2019 08:51 PM (e8kgV)

349 I'm getting a Seymore butts card for sure

Posted by: IN PEACH DONALD BLUMPF at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (XHWUx)

350 Liked it better when it was black, that ghetto look was so Obamaesque. But then again Obama was a queer.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 18, 2019 03:05 AM (nRj4F)

Oberlin College Administrator Testifes That Oberlin Is Worse Than a Nursery School

Legal Insurrection took a victory lap this weekend, tweeting out excerpts from their daily coverage of the Oberlin defamation trial.

Some choice cuts below:

First: Oberlin adminstrator says that the school had to be cautious about contradicting student shouting about racism, otherwise they'd throw their food on the floor in the cafeteria.

He admits that is sub-nursery school behavior.


Meredith Raimondo claimed that her actions consisted of trying to calm down students and, to the extent she was involved at all, she was only trying to safeguard their rights to free speech.

Testimony from witnesses say that she was a ringleader of the defamatory protests and pulled the Melissa Click "We need muscle over here" type move of trying to keep journalists from photographing participants in the lynching.


Oh, and they say she handed out the defamatory flyers.




A former head of security of Oberlin, Rick McDaniel, offered this stunning testimony: that a college official threatened to key his car if he didn't stop taking pictures.

McDaniel also went downtown when he heard the protests had started. He said when he got to the small downtown he noticed a large group of students, which he described as "Anger. Noise, Venom ... [students] very angry and disturbed and irate and they wanted to take it out on somebody."

McDaniel said he started taking pictures with his cell phone, and a young man came up to him and started blocking his phone with flyers in his hand. McDaniel said he kept moving and the man moved with him, blocking his ability to take picture over and over. "I'm with the college," the man answered when the former Oberlin College police chief asked him why he was blocking his ability to take pictures.

McDaniel testified he found out later the man hounding him over picture taking was Julio Reyes, associate director of the school's multi-resource center. "He was attempting to intimidate me and I don’t intimidate easily," McDaniel said.

McDaniel testified he found out later the man hounding him over picture taking was Julio Reyes, associate director of the school's multi-resource center. "He was attempting to intimidate me and I don't intimidate easily," McDaniel said.

"I told him 'I'm going to just going to wait until your silly ass leaves and [I'll] start taking pictures again without you trying to block me,.'" McDaniel testified. He answered that he was going to come back when I wasn't looking and key my car."

Remember, Oberlin College was just a spectator in this. They were just trying to de-escalate the situation. Swearsies.

Here, Meredith Raimondo admitted that she had no idea if it was true or false that Gibson's had a history of racial profiling:



Tim Pool pointed out that these answers satisfied the "malice" standard for defamation -- Raimondo admitted she did not know if the claims were true or false, but, per the other testimony from reporters and cops noted above, made them anyway.

"Unleash the students," Meredith Raimondo said she'd do if she weren't convinced Oberlin needed to bury this.

In one email, Ben Jones, the vice president of communications for the school wrote to his co-executives in the school administration that, "I love how these Gibson supporters accuse us of making rash assumption decisions, but are totally blind to their own assumptions ... all these idiots complain about the college."

He closed with, "Fuck-em... they've made their own bed now."

When Roger Copeland, an Oberlin College professor of theater and dance (he is "emeritus" status now) wrote a letter to the campus newspaper soon after the protests ended, and criticized how the school was treating Gibson's in the letter, Jones sent a text message in caps saying, "FUCK ROGER COPELAND."

"Fuck him," Raimondo responded in a message. "I'd say unleash the students if I wasn't convinced this needs to be put behind us."

Raimondo was given these examples and others and then asked a very simple question. "When personal beliefs get involved in decision making, does that have an effect on trying to maintain professional responsibility?" asked plaintiffs' attorney Lee Plakas. She was asked specifically about herself and the higher-ups in the Oberlin College administration.

Her answer was quite surprising.

"Their position is to not have a position," she said.

Jurors were seen visibly shaking their heads at this very-lawyered non-answer, Legal Insurrection reported.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:25 PM




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1 My nursery school was better behaved.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2019 03:27 PM (P1f+c)

2 And with all this, Oberlin is still trying to claim innocence.

They won't back down because they can't back down...or the woke students will throw a tantrum.

Posted by: Another Lurking Lurker What Lurks at June 17, 2019 03:30 PM (Lbm4n)

3
Nursery schools' charges display manners, courteousness and good cheer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 03:30 PM (zBaqJ)

4 So they are, indeed, Cry Babies as well as Cry Bullies!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 17, 2019 03:30 PM (xptlg)

5
"Oh, BERLIN!"

- - Dolf Schickelgruber

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 03:30 PM (zBaqJ)

6 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Onto Oberlin College administrators and students, that is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:30 PM (ClOmq)

7 Does no one thereabouts have hogs, or what?

Who puts up with this sort of shit?

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 17, 2019 03:30 PM (67XdO)

8 This 'lady' has to be a Humanities Professor.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 03:31 PM (GAbZm)

9 Democrats are children in adult bodies. News at eleven.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2019 03:31 PM (pUDQf)

10 Oberlin faculty is going to have to suck extra dick to make up for the loss of new student cash.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 17, 2019 03:31 PM (4e+hS)

11 the embarrelling here is resplendent.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 03:31 PM (PbpT7)

12 I, for one, prefer the gray box color scheme.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 03:32 PM (boHn2)

13 8 This 'lady' has to be a Humanities Professor.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 03:31 PM (GAbZm)


"Oh. THE HUMANITIES!"

- - Herbert Morrison

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 03:32 PM (zBaqJ)

14

If there was ever a time for foreign companies to take over most of America, this is it. Especially of the progs continue this mind blowing path of destruction.

The media needs to be taken down even further. No one sees or hears the truth.

Same for education.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2019 03:32 PM (vEIlU)

15 If we had actual college administrators with spines, they'd ID every one of these crybabies and expel them . . . and then not even respond to the screams of outrage on social media and elsewhere.

But we don't have people like that anymore, do we?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:32 PM (ClOmq)

16 Remember,pretty much ALL universities are like this now.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2019 03:32 PM (AjVAj)

17 cat filter in the news:

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3757507/posts

Posted by: Lace Wigs at June 17, 2019 03:32 PM (sGtp+)

18 I wonder if Kashuv has a legal case against Harvard. I hope so.

Posted by: Mike at June 17, 2019 03:33 PM (WWn8/)

19 THIS IS BAKERY!

Posted by: Asian Grad Student at June 17, 2019 03:33 PM (GAbZm)

20 Outlaws - Green Grass and High Tides.


https://youtu.be/R82OM5tzcrk

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 03:33 PM (t6MX/)

21 One of the attorney Morons said that if Oberlin appeals the judgment they still have to place the awarded funds in escrow and that the balance immediately begins to accrue interest. So if (when) Obershit loses its appeal, they will actually end up paying more than the jury awarded.

Posted by: kallisto at June 17, 2019 03:33 PM (DJFLF)

22 "Unleash the students"?

How about "Unleash the tear gas"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:33 PM (ClOmq)

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at June 17, 2019 03:33 PM (boHn2)

24 The inmates are running the asylum.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2019 03:34 PM (W+vEI)

25 I hope the Gibson's use some of their money to open a franchise operation in Ivy League cities and California.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2019 03:34 PM (vI+F1)

26 I really, really want to see this college collapse because of their stupidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 17, 2019 03:35 PM (ufFY8)

27 From the official trial transcript:
I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in;I watched myself crawling out as I was a-crawling in;I got up so tight I couldn't unwind;I saw so much I broke my mind;I just dropped in to see what position my position was in.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Posted by: Random Oberlin Administrator at June 17, 2019 03:35 PM (hKi6n)

28 6 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Onto Oberlin College administrators and students, that is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:30 PM (ClOmq)
---------------

Someone has been reading the "Kzinti Book of Dueling Etiquette" I see.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 17, 2019 03:35 PM (qC1Sy)

29 FOOD FIGHT

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

30 24
The inmates are running the asylum.



Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2019

*
*
. . .

They've been running it. Arkham Asylum has been tottering under failed management and crushing debt for decades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:35 PM (ClOmq)

31 "unleash the students"

The state of "higher" education in America.

Posted by: kallisto at June 17, 2019 03:35 PM (DJFLF)

32 LOLGF

Posted by: GRUMP928(C) FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (boHn2)

33 "16 Remember,pretty much ALL universities are like this now.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2019 03:32 PM (AjVAj)"
..
The truth hasn't sunk in for many normal people yet.
Last time I was on a campus it was like some sort of full on 1984/Maoist revolution shitshow.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (67XdO)

34 (racks 12 Ga.)

"Go ahead and throw your food on the floor, assholes. And while you are picking it up, you can pick up your brains, too."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (WG6O9)

35 W.O.W. This is really mind-blowing stuff. Campus garbage babies and their leaders (administrators, professors, etc) need to t-total snot kicked out of them from coast to coast. Oberlin is no exception to this totally unacceptable behavior.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (JoUsr)

36 >>One of the attorney Morons said that if Oberlin appeals the judgment they still have to place the awarded funds in escrow and that the balance immediately begins to accrue interest. So if (when) Obershit loses its appeal, they will actually end up paying more than the jury awarded.


Phew!
Oberlin's statement after the verdict indicates they plan to jerk around Gibson's with legal stuff for as long as they can get away with it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (W+vEI)

37 Unleash the Kraken.

$44 million's is a lot of dough.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (VpIIl)

38 'we're not their parents'

I'm not a lawyer, but maybe someone who is can attorneysplain in loco parentis and its relevance (or lack thereof, maybe, I don't actually know) here.

Because I kind of think that's one of their dumber arguments.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (l8gTz)

39 Shoot. I read the whole thing, got to the bottom, and found that I could have been first. Or Sponge. Whatever.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (xjiRE)

40 "Revenge of the Townies" - consider the jury pool for this trial.

LOL!!

Posted by: aquaviva at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (gtKRu)

41 Would you go through all this like the Gibson's for that kind of money?

Not sure I would.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2019 03:37 PM (pUDQf)

42 wow... just wow.

I mean, I've seen a pack of angry, hungry, tired as fuck 3 year olds behave better than that.

I think 44 million is not near enough...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 17, 2019 03:37 PM (8D42x)

43 LOLGF

Posted by: GRUMP928(C) FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (boHn2)
.......

What?

LOLGF

I heard you the first time, I just wanted to hear you say it again.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

44 "*uck him," Raimondo responded in a message. "I'd say unleash the students if I wasn't convinced this needs to be put behind us."

this is ALL of the left mob now
acts of violence, bullying, intimidation

Like keying the car.

These bashtards are actually telling someone what they will do to them now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2019 03:38 PM (vEIlU)

45 Delta House was better behaved.

Posted by: Otter at June 17, 2019 03:38 PM (ClOmq)

46 At least University of the Arts didn't cave to the crybullies who wanted Camille Paglia. That really was a bridge too far, the University uses her extensively in its recruitment efforts. The administration was all: "nah brah, Camille stays"

Posted by: kallisto at June 17, 2019 03:38 PM (DJFLF)

47 I heard you the first time, I just wanted to hear you say it again.

THAT'S COMEDY

Posted by: Garret Morris at June 17, 2019 03:39 PM (l8gTz)

48 40
"Revenge of the Townies" - consider the jury pool for this trial.

LOL!!


Posted by: aquaviva at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (gtKRu)

Townies!

Posted by: Ogre-lin at June 17, 2019 03:39 PM (t6MX/)

49 >>Would you go through all this like the Gibson's for that kind of money?


Let's see...

Total reward of settlement : 44 Million

Total number of Dicks sucked : 0


...yeah, sign me up.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 03:39 PM (GAbZm)

50 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR THROWING TANTRUMS

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 03:39 PM (FiUMj)

51 MAKING THEIR WAY THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW

THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THE LAW WILL ALLOW.

Posted by: GRUMP928(C) FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED at June 17, 2019 03:39 PM (boHn2)

52 "Unleash the students"?

How about "Unleash the tear gas"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:33 PM (ClOmq)

they can haz rubber bullets?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (8D42x)

53

Who was that guy, years ago, that explained that the left were like 5-year olds? In the way the act and think.

He was dead on, even decades ago.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (vEIlU)

54 man fuck these guys

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (JziUy)

55 I would let them keep the $44 million if I could put a rope on Raimondo like a donkey, and then kick her in the ass around the campus green for a few weeks while making her scream hee-haw. In full view of the media.

Reality TV at it's best.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (VpIIl)

56 36
>>One of the attorney Morons said that if Oberlin appeals the
judgment they still have to place the awarded funds in escrow and that
the balance immediately begins to accrue interest. So if (when) Obershit
loses its appeal, they will actually end up paying more than the jury
awarded.





Phew!

Oberlin's statement after the verdict indicates they plan to jerk
around Gibson's with legal stuff for as long as they can get away with
it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (W+vEI)

So long as the Gibson family gets attorney fees from Oberlin, let them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (N39Ws)

57 I'm not a lawyer, but maybe someone who is can attorneysplain in loco parentis and its relevance (or lack thereof, maybe, I don't actually know) here.
Or how about just observing basic safety rules. The food on the floor creates a slip and fall hazard. Haven't any of these bints heard of OSHA?
Let me guess: all the Safety Training requirements imposed on every workplace in America doesn't apply to nursery schools I mean, uh, "higher" education.

Posted by: kallisto at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (DJFLF)

58 One of the best parts of this case is how Legal Insurrection completely OWNED this story - the MSM blew it off, said it wasn't important, nobody big covered it, nobody paid any attention. LI had one of their contributors who was in the coutroom Every Day and live-blogged it as it went down - not to mention that for the last 2 Years, LI has been preaching that This Case is a Big Deal, you'd better pay attention to it!

The Oberlin Adminstrators didn't even begin to take it seriously until they got slapped with $33 Million in punitive damages. Now they're all "wait - wut???"

Check out the Obelin President, she looks to me to literally be the female version of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)

59 I liked nursery school. We took naps and had cookies with milk. Then we played with blocks and crayons. Never once did we throw food on the floor. It was nice. Oberlin sounds horrible.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (2LelM)

60 54
man fuck these guys

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (JziUy)

Sounds homo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (t6MX/)

61 Here's to hoping the Covington kids score a major victory as well.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (N39Ws)

62 Grow the hell up.

Posted by: monkeys flinging poo at June 17, 2019 03:41 PM (LL1Be)

63 THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THE LAW WILL ALLOW.

Ooh, ah, just a little bit.

Ooh, ah, just a little bit more. You know what I'm waiting for.

Posted by: you're welcome at June 17, 2019 03:41 PM (l8gTz)

64 It's like Children of the Corn, only they're armed with bologna sandwiches.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 03:41 PM (VpIIl)

65 >>Who was that guy, years ago, that explained that the left were like 5-year olds?


...in the checkout line at the Grocery Store.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 03:41 PM (GAbZm)

66

Evan Sayet...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2019 03:41 PM (vEIlU)

67 55 I would let them keep the $44 million if I could put a rope on Raimondo like a donkey, and then kick her in the ass around the campus green for a few weeks while making her scream hee-haw. In full view of the media.

Reality TV at it's best.
--------------------
Will she be naked while playing donkey?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 17, 2019 03:41 PM (2LelM)

68 Why would any sane parent send a child to this lunatic asylum? Why would any employer hire a graduate of Oberlin?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 17, 2019 03:41 PM (JgA4k)

69 Trump should call the governor of Ohio, who is nominally an (R), and suggest to him that he deploy the OH National Guard to, shall we say, "prevent any more disturbances."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (ClOmq)

70 64 It's like Children of the Corn, only they're armed with bologna sandwiches.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 03:41 PM (VpIIl)


The Children of David Corn...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (zBaqJ)

71 The Oberlin Adminstrators didn't even begin to take
it seriously until they got slapped with $33 Million in punitive
damages. Now they're all "wait - wut???"




Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)

Sounds like they were expecting to be able to assert the nursery school right of take-backs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (t6MX/)

72 I would let them keep the $44 million if I could put a rope on Raimondo like a donkey, and then kick her in the ass around the campus green for a few weeks while making her scream hee-haw. In full view of the media.




SHAME! SHAME!

Posted by: GRUMP928(C) FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (boHn2)

73 The only difference between Oberlin admin and the St. Petersburg Bolshevik committees is the Bolsheviks controlled an armed collective. We are comforted by the college ban on firearms and hope it remains.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (e1mEI)

74 41 Would you go through all this like the Gibson's for that kind of money?

Not sure I would.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

The Gibson's said they went through this for an apology--which they did not get. Is there no justice?!

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (/Fmtj)

75 They should go back up and nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: blaster at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (9VeU0)

76 58
One of the best parts of this case is how Legal Insurrection completely
OWNED this story - the MSM blew it off, said it wasn't important, nobody
big covered it, nobody paid any attention. LI had one of their
contributors who was in the coutroom Every Day and live-blogged it as it
went down - not to mention that for the last 2 Years, LI has been
preaching that This Case is a Big Deal, you'd better pay attention to
it!



The Oberlin Adminstrators didn't even begin to take it seriously
until they got slapped with $33 Million in punitive damages. Now
they're all "wait - wut???"



Check out the Obelin President, she looks to me to literally be the
female version of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert
Camacho.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)
And the look on their faces when their insurance carrier started claiming that they won't pay. Oberlin actions fell outside of what the policy covers.
That is called getting it good and hard.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (N39Ws)

77 >> Why would any sane parent send a child to this lunatic asylum?


The vast majority of the colleges in america are run by these people.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (GAbZm)

78 muh racsimz

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (LL1Be)

79 We are witnessing what 3+ decades of participation awards and bolstering self esteem. It ain't pretty but totally expected. All the losers think they are winners and when life smacks them in the face they get mad, throw a temper tantrum, and claim it is not just unfair but it is racist/misogynistic/transphobic/....

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (pw+jk)

80 Or how about just observing basic safety rules. The food on the floor creates a slip and fall hazard. Haven't any of these bints heard of OSHA?

Also, sanitation and pest issues. I mean, aside from basic discipline and decorum, but those ships sailed long ago.

Like I say, a dumb argument among many others.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (l8gTz)

81 "Unleash the students..."

Wow. Brownshirts, circa 2016.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (wYseH)

82 Can the judge triple or quadruple the damages? It would seem that putting this school out of our misery would be the best option.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (YslsA)

83 I feel so bad for the elderly Gibson. His son pointed out that he will most likely die labeled a racist by these absolute plagues on humanity.

And the "non involvement" by Oberlin included pizza, bathroom breaks, and copies supplied by using the conservatory facilities and budget. Nice, huh?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (/+bwe)

84 no school actually follows in loco parentis anymore - it might make sense for 7 year olds, but certainly not for college age students.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (Kpl3J)

85
Really, REALLY, this could be as funny as Kindergarten Cop.

I mean honestly, I'm laughing here.

The school was afraid the students would throw food on the floor and stomp it? omg, lol

And couldn't stop them from doing it because they're not their parents? lolol

*Wipes tears, recovers*

Uh, they may not have been parents, but were they SCHOOL AUTHORITIES? Anyone ever heard of EXPULSION?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (rEfh+)

86
SHAME! SHAME!

It's part of the kink.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (LL1Be)

87 72
I would let them keep the $44 million if I could put a rope on
Raimondo like a donkey, and then kick her in the ass around the campus
green for a few weeks while making her scream hee-haw. In full view of
the media.









SHAME! SHAME!

Posted by: GRUMP928(C) FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (boHn2)
Grump928 -- Seeing her paraded through town in her birthday suit while yelling shame at her is scarring......to the viewers. That isn't a sight one wants to see. (Thinking of the GoT episode with Cersei).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2019 03:44 PM (N39Ws)

88 I liked nursery school. We took naps and had cookies with milk. Then we played with blocks and crayons. Never once did we throw food on the floor. It was nice. Oberlin sounds horrible.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (2LelM)


we had parents that cared and taught us manners and rules

oh,
and we weren't on Ritalin or Adderall...
or being transgendered by lunatic parents

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2019 03:44 PM (vEIlU)

89 Oberlin College should be destination number one for Released Catches. Then Malibu.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 17, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)

90 Throwing food on the floor. Isn't that how you get ants?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 17, 2019 03:44 PM (JgA4k)

91 Yeah, unless some "benefactor" steps in to pay this, Oberlin is going to be in fiscal trouble. It doesn't look like the insurance company will pay and what idiot would send their kid to Oberlin?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 03:45 PM (VpIIl)

92
Check out the Obelin President, she looks to me
to literally be the female version of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain
Dew Herbert Camacho.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
Looks like a less-fit version of Moochelle Obama.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:45 PM (ClOmq)

93 81 "Unleash the students..."

Wow. Brownshirts, circa 2016.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (wYseH)


I like the "Boycott" sign, but it looks better in the original German...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 03:45 PM (zBaqJ)

94
no school actually follows in loco parentis anymore - it might make sense for 7 year olds, but certainly not for college age students.
Posted by: Tom Servo

======

That's why we have these things called suspension and expulsion.

They're like spankings and restriction except with bigger consequences, as befits adult life.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 03:45 PM (rEfh+)

95 I liked recess. Grab the cute girl's pigtails, kick the skinny kid in the shins. Good times.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

96 I, for one, welcome our new food-throwing overlords...

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 03:45 PM (LL1Be)

97 I declare this trial unconstitutional!
- An Obama Judge, in the next few weeks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 03:45 PM (FiUMj)

98 I would let them keep the $44 million if I could put a rope on
Raimondo like a donkey, and then kick her in the ass around the campus
green for a few weeks while making her scream hee-haw. In full view of
the media.

SHAME! SHAME!

Posted by: GRUMP928(C) FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (boHn2)
Grump928 -- Seeing her paraded through town in her birthday suit while yelling shame at her is scarring......to the viewers. That isn't a sight one wants to see. (Thinking of the GoT episode with Cersei).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2019 03:44 PM (N39Ws)



Hold her down and tattoo her forehead with MAGA!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2019 03:46 PM (vEIlU)

99 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2019 03:32 PM (vEIlU)

AE,

What Foreigners are doing better with their "Elites?"

The European Union? It is the Camp of the Saints.
Russia?
Japan cannot even produce enough children to maintain itself.
China may just be ready to implode.

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 03:46 PM (EK+Pw)

100 no school actually follows in loco parentis anymore - it might make sense for 7 year olds, but certainly not for college age students.

They're not legally full adults yet, and supposebly the parents are paying the tuition, yes?

I'unno.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 17, 2019 03:46 PM (l8gTz)

101 86
SHAME! SHAME!

It's part of the kink.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (LL1Be)


Shirley and Company to sue in 5-4-3-2...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEzQV75LDL0

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 03:46 PM (zBaqJ)

102 If I threw food on the floor, the only question would be how long the coma my old man put me in would last...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 03:46 PM (VpIIl)

103 A nursery school would have been much better controlled.I

My oldest and middle son went to day care when they were toddlers. I saw every day how hard the staff worked to de-escalate squabbles among the kids and teach the kids how to be polite to each other and the staff members themselves.

I took my granddaughter to the Y pool one time. At first, she was the only kid there. Then a little black girl close to her age got into the pool. My granddaughter immediately went up to this other girl and asked her if she would be her friend.

Between the time my kids were very young and when my grandkids were that age, something broke. The social niceties were hammered to pieces and thrown away.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 17, 2019 03:46 PM (5+J7M)

104 82 Can the judge triple or quadruple the damages? It would seem that putting this school out of our misery would be the best option.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (YslsA)

Already happened, Jury found $11 Million in Compensatory Damages, then in the Punitive Damages hearing, added 3x Punitive Damages that for a total award of $44 million.

That could be reduced, since Ohio State Law says that maximum punitive damages can only be 2x compensatory damages. But, then again that may be like the Pirate's Code - more of a guideline than an actual rule.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 03:46 PM (Kpl3J)

105 88 I liked nursery school. We took naps and had cookies with milk. Then we played with blocks and crayons. Never once did we throw food on the floor. It was nice. Oberlin sounds horrible.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 17, 2019 03:40 PM (2LelM)

we had parents that cared and taught us manners and rules

oh,
and we weren't on Ritalin or Adderall...
or being transgendered by lunatic parents
-------------------
Yeah, I know. We were kicked out of the house at 9 AM and were expected to return for lunch. Then kicked out of the house till dinner. We had a whole neighborhood of kids to play with and woods, creeks and stuff to occupy us. I really feel sorry for today's kids. They are so abi normal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 17, 2019 03:46 PM (2LelM)

106 Trump should call the governor of Ohio, who is nominally an (R), and suggest to him that he deploy the OH National Guard to, shall we say, "prevent any more disturbances."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (ClOmq)


The Ohio NG has a long history of not fucking around with Ohio college students.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 17, 2019 03:47 PM (wCmLp)

107 They've dug in so deep and are even more convinced of their righteousness, and this civil court judgement only stiffens their resolve.

One can hope for two things: enrollment declines, and alumni saying no to future donations.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 03:48 PM (4ZE6o)

108 I'd say F@ck Meredith Raimondo--but a man has to have some standards. Buffalo cows aren't safe around me, but Ms. Raimondo is.

OTOH, I might get some of the fellow braves to organize a party to chase her around the village hitting her with inflated pig bladders.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 17, 2019 03:48 PM (WRSbt)

109 "79 We are witnessing what 3+ decades of participation awards and bolstering
self esteem. It ain't pretty but totally expected. All the losers think
they are winners and when life smacks them in the face they get mad,
throw a temper tantrum, and claim it is not just unfair but it is
racist/misogynistic/transphobic/....


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (pw+jk)"
..
This is nothing, wait until some of the ones who have been larping in the woods with guns really fuck up and point them at the wrong person(s) in public.
I'll be really disappointed if someone doesn't get relatively steady footage of them getting lit the fuck up. I'll settle for vertical video, even.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 17, 2019 03:48 PM (67XdO)

110 The Children of David Corn...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (zBaqJ)
........

pretty sure he's impotent, or a eunuch.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

111 106
Trump should call the governor of Ohio, who is nominally an (R), and
suggest to him that he deploy the OH National Guard to, shall we say,
"prevent any more disturbances."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:42 PM (ClOmq)



The Ohio NG has a long history of not fucking around with Ohio college students.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
Exactamundo. (Not that I'm suggesting, you know, real bullets. But rubber ones, and tear gas, sound about right.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:48 PM (ClOmq)

112 Well Plakas has been around the block quite a few times, and My Gosh did he have a lot to work with . . . wow.

That's how these giant verdict happen. There's actual evidence that really pisses people off and the defense really doesn't have a defense as much as a point of view shared by nobody else. . .

*sigh*
Wish I could say I don't know what I'm talking about . . .

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 03:48 PM (XGdYK)

113 Oberlin's been a tire fire in progress for a long time. When I took my daughter to Bard College's program for potential students in the mid 90s, the president, Leon Botstein, fielded questions on other colleges and universities and gave his opinion on every one of them. Leon is an egghead but one who is highly passionate about education and music and, in the latter field has done battle with the wackademics who consider him a hobbyist dabbling where he doesn't belong. Even over twenty years ago he thought Oberlin was losing its way, although at the time wasn't the lost cause of Antioch about which he shook his head.

None of this is surprising.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 17, 2019 03:48 PM (y7DUB)

114 I watch MSNBC every day and I never heard anything about this. Obviously just more rightwing lies!

Posted by: I.M. Idiotte, West Hartford, CT at June 17, 2019 03:48 PM (4Eo4+)

115
"Revenge of the Townies" - consider the jury pool for this trial.
=====

I'm waiting for Notre Dame's captive peasants to revolt as well. South Bend might have had enough.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 17, 2019 03:48 PM (MIKMs)

116 Really, REALLY, this could be as funny as Kindergarten Cop.

I mean honestly, I'm laughing here.

The school was afraid the students would throw food on the floor and stomp it? omg, lol

And couldn't stop them from doing it because they're not their parents? lolol

*Wipes tears, recovers*

Uh, they may not have been parents, but were they SCHOOL AUTHORITIES? Anyone ever heard of EXPULSION?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 03:43 PM (rEfh+)



funnier

kids stomping on food, slip and break their arses

America's Funniest Video awards

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2019 03:48 PM (vEIlU)

117
Grow the hell up.
Posted by: monkeys flinging poo

=====

LOLOL

This whole story is full of hysterical-laughter-inducing images.

Oberlin students rampaging in the cafeteria, throwing cupcakes and brownies on the floor and stomping them in, omg

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 03:49 PM (rEfh+)

118 They should turn Trump's rally into a circus and put up a dunk tank filled with Jello for this fatass to fall into. Afterwards, they could have the frog march of shame, where everyone got to throw a donut at her mug.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 03:49 PM (VpIIl)

119 44 million is pocket change for these diploma-mills.

The Feds play loan-shark for them and even handle the collections.
I will believe that these name-brand "uni VUH sities" are not completely worthless when they start loaning money directly to the students at their own risk.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 03:50 PM (LL1Be)

120 97 I declare this trial unconstitutional!
- An Obama Judge, in the next few weeks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 03:45 PM (FiUMj)

One of the other entertaining parts is that Oberlin probably is just now realizing that there's no way for them to get this into a Federal Court, this an Ohio State Law case, highest it can go is Ohio Supreme Court.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 03:50 PM (Kpl3J)

121 These people should not be in charge of a dog pound, let alone a college. Unfit for anything save fertilizer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 17, 2019 03:50 PM (LLzS4)

122 "unleash the students"

So they're gearing up for a Cultural Revolution? Lets see how that works out in a country with an armed populous.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 17, 2019 03:50 PM (BJKQV)

123 They should be angry. It's not like anyone is going to hire them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2019 03:50 PM (xfb67)

124 What type of footwear is recommended for stomping on food?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 17, 2019 03:51 PM (JgA4k)

125 8 This 'lady' has to be a Humanities Professor.
_______________

Raimondo is the dean of students.

She has taught bullshit classes on "intersectionality" blather and similar nonsense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2019 03:51 PM (k4dH2)

126 118
They should turn Trump's rally into a circus and put up a dunk tank
filled with Jello for this fatass to fall into. Afterwards, they could
have the frog march of shame, where everyone got to throw a donut at her
mug.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019

*
*
. . .
No donuts, man. That would be a waste of good donut flavor.

Make it something like meringue pie. I like that too, but the end result would be worth it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:51 PM (ClOmq)

127 I took my granddaughter to the Y pool one time. At
first, she was the only kid there. Then a little black girl close to her
age got into the pool. My granddaughter immediately went up to this
other girl and asked her if she would be her friend.



Between the time my kids were very young and when my grandkids were
that age, something broke. The social niceties were hammered to pieces
and thrown away.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 17, 2019 03:46 PM (5+J7M)

====
It is all the racial healing under Obama. Milk Chocolate Jesus was a true wonder... and a Shit Midas.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (pw+jk)

128 Has no one explained to the student food throwers that people are starving in China?

Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (MVjcR)

129 That could be reduced, since Ohio State Law says that maximum punitive damages can only be 2x compensatory damages. But, then again that may be like the Pirate's Code - more of a guideline than an actual rule.
==========
I'm sure the Plaintiff will file a motion to have the full verdict reduced to Judgment asking the trial judge to declare the cap on damages to be unconstitutional violation of EP etc etc. He'll probably apply the caps, but he was a former PI lawyer himself so maybe not.

Its an interesting cast of characters, I'll say that.

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (f3KQx)

130 Oberlin students rampaging in the cafeteria, throwing cupcakes and brownies on the floor and stomping them in, omg
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 03:49 PM (rEfh+)

I could see one of those Einsteins throwing a cream-filled cupcake on the floor, stomping on it, slipping and falling on his head, and suing Oberlin for his "resulting" brain damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (WG6O9)

131 Going off Raimondo's past writings, she's not just an Intersectional idiot, but she's a rabid Joo-Hater as well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Kpl3J)

132 > no school actually follows in loco parentis anymore

Yup. It's been a dead issue since the age of majority was lowered to 18.

> They're not legally full adults yet

They are. They can vote, make valid contracts, marry without parental permission, be automatically tried as adults...


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Vy4a0)

133 implying nursery schools are bad.

Posted by: jon podesta at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Lktpy)

134 Shoot. I read the whole thing, got to the bottom, and found that I could have been first. Or Sponge. Whatever.
Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 03:36 PM (xjiRE)

Sponge.

There can be only one.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (YyH4g)

135 And every one of these students in the protest has placed some form of "fought Injustice and racism" in their grad school applications

It's the ritual burning of a witch--no matter that real, actual people are harmed--they have proven they are of the body and they will be rewarded.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (k81AA)

136 Oberlin College: Because Kent State deserves a happy sequel.

Posted by: Abiss at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Y8DtA)

137
Counsel: "Are you a bloated deformed land-whale, more cellulite than human?"

Raimondo: "I don't know."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 03:53 PM (Bjx2X)

138 131 Going off Raimondo's past writings, she's not just an Intersectional idiot, but she's a rabid Joo-Hater as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Kpl3J)


Jeez, Joo-hate is the opening ante.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 03:53 PM (zBaqJ)

139 I could see one of those Einsteins throwing a
cream-filled cupcake on the floor, stomping on it, slipping and falling
on his head, and suing Oberlin for his "resulting" brain damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2019

*
*
. . .

"Prove that you didn't have any brain damage before the incident."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 03:53 PM (ClOmq)

140 I could see one of those Einsteins throwing a cream-filled cupcake on the floor, stomping on it, slipping and falling on his head, and suing Oberlin for his "resulting" brain damage.



THE DEFENSE IS THAT IT WAS A PREEXISTING CONDITION.

Posted by: GRUMP928(C) FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED at June 17, 2019 03:53 PM (boHn2)

141 Revenge of the Townies" - consider the jury pool for this trial.

The jury was made up of people from Lorain and Elyria. But trust me, they're aware of the situation.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 17, 2019 03:53 PM (y7DUB)

142 CSNY have any song lyrics for these Ohio college students?

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2019 03:53 PM (EnZA6)

143 They should be angry. It's not like anyone is going to hire them.

HR is a hotbed of intersectionalism , gender-bending and race-hate.
They will be able to locate an open-topped cube/cage for these brats I'm sure.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 03:53 PM (LL1Be)

144 Raimondo is the dean of students.

She has taught bullshit classes on "intersectionality" blather and similar nonsense.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2019 03:51 PM (k4dH2)

If you really want to narrow it down, she was an Inhumanities Professor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2019 03:53 PM (WG6O9)

145
(Not that I'm suggesting, you know, real bullets. But rubber ones, and tear gas, sound about right.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

======

Whatever it is that counteracts volleys of cupcakes and brownies. Maybe some sort of heat-ray that melts the icing and the chocolate chips.

GOD, these dumb food-throwing students.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 03:53 PM (rEfh+)

146 Captain Hate

"wackademics"

Me likey. Me steal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 03:54 PM (u82oZ)

147 Botstein was on Firing Line a lot. Definitely a big lefty but a consistent one, and not a speech Nazi. I remember even back then there were a group of rowdy yutes who stormed into one of the debates and petulantly screamed for about 45 minutes, all of which got aired on TV.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

148 >>>In one email, Ben Jones, the vice president of communications for the school

Quite the communicator!

Posted by: m at June 17, 2019 03:54 PM (hoavu)

149 it might make sense for 7 year olds, but certainly not for college age students.



Remember, according to Obamacare, someone is a child and a depenent until the age of 26.

Also, is anyone suprised that they special snowflake generation produced these messed up kids?



Posted by: shibumi at June 17, 2019 03:54 PM (sktRI)

150 142 CSNY have any song lyrics for these Ohio college students?
Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2019 03:53 PM (EnZA6)


Beat your children well. B-side of the other version.

Posted by: Roy at June 17, 2019 03:54 PM (Zct75)

151 They don t let nursery school kids behave that way. So the comparison is unfair.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 17, 2019 03:54 PM (LLzS4)

152 > They're not legally full adults yet

They are. They can vote, make valid contracts, marry without parental permission, be automatically tried as adults...


No legal drinking until 21, though, right?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 17, 2019 03:55 PM (l8gTz)

153 136 Oberlin College: Because Kent State deserves a happy sequel.
Posted by: Abiss at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Y8DtA)


"Fat bastards and socialists coming,
persecuting whitey with Raimondo,
This summer Nelson Muntz is laughing,
$33 Million awarded in O-Hi-O..."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 03:55 PM (zBaqJ)

154 I don't know when the judge decides on whether to apply the statutory cap on the punitive damages (2x compensatory damages). My understanding is that, under Ohio law, that's a soft cap, so it is not mandatory.

Perhaps the plaintiffs can use the letter that Oberlin's president sent out after the verdicts, saying that it was wrong and they'd appeal and it wasn't over, etc., as evidence that Oberlin has not learned anything, and therefore the punitives award should stand and not be reduced.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2019 03:55 PM (k4dH2)

155 I could see one of those Einsteins throwing a cream-filled cupcake on the floor, stomping on it, slipping and falling on his head, and suing Oberlin for his "resulting" brain damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2019 03:52 PM (WG6O9)

Except the prior actions of the student would lead a reasonable jury to conclude there was no evidence of brain activity to begin with.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 03:55 PM (YyH4g)

156 Whatever it is that counteracts volleys of cupcakes and brownies.
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Think bigger.

An infantry column of Cookie Monsters.

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 03:55 PM (eFlYO)

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