Monday Overnight Open Thread (8/20/18 )

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(America!)


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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“You shouldn’t own more than 25,000 acres of land. Therefore if you own more it should be taken without compensation. People who are privileged never give away privilege as a matter of a gift. ANC chairman Gwede Mantashe


Quote II

It's simply untrue that religion provides the only framework for a universal morality. Sam Harris


Quote III

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods." C.S. Lewis


Quote IV

“Everybody is pointing at somebody. The criminal, the criminal activity, the gang have to be raised, not just ‘what did the police do? Legitimate questions, but not in lieu of another set of questions, not in lieu of asking where is the individual or the gang or the culture who condones rather than condemns?” Mayor Rahm Emanuel (D)

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This Cob doesn't care what the Cucks say about President Donald Trump. He is a pretty classy guy at times. Class is something that Skipper Biff will never have. PDT surprises WWII vet with birthday card.

Perhaps the best part of all of this was that there was no reason for Trump to send the letter beside simply wanting to personally reach out and thank Fabela for his service.

Better yet, Trump hasn’t really talked about this himself. It was just a touching gesture sent directly to Fabela, and if it wasn’t for his daughter filming it, we might’ve never known it happened.


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In tonight's The ONT is always looking out for you segment: Be careful with those contact lenses.

A 59-year-old man was in the shower, wiping his eyes with a towel, when he heard a popping sound and felt pain shoot through his left eye.

His cornea had developed a severe ulcer and ruptured, tearing a hole in his eye.

The ulcer grew from a bacterial infection the man developed after leaving his soft contact lenses in overnight during a two-day hunting trip, according to a U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention case report.


Personally, I would rather reach for my specs.


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Debunking the myth of the Scandinavia socialist utopia.

The most obvious issue is that under this measure of socialism, Norway is not the most socialist country in the world, Mexico is. A look at WIR’s country-level data shows that 60 percent of Mexico’s national wealth was state-owned in 2009 (the most recent year available) compared to just half of Norway’s (50.5 percent) that same year. The same WIR data shows the Korean government owns 21,205 percent of the country’s wealth, which would make it 359 times more socialist than Norway, but I digress. (I reached out to two of the economists who worked on this report to clarify this, but they have not responded as of the writing of this article.)

Was Mexico the world’s most socialist country nine years ago? Hardly. In 2009, Mexico’s president was Felipe Calderon of the conservative National Action Party. Far from being a Marxist, at a 2007 address in Davos, Calderon criticized “state control of the economy” and warned of Latin America’s embrace of socialism as “a move toward the past.” Furthermore, his tenure was marked by deregulation and pro-business policies.


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Tornadoes. North Dakota style.


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Americans own less stuff. Is this a problem?

Some social problems are blatantly obvious in daily life, while others are longer-term, more corrosive and perhaps mostly invisible. Lately I’ve been worrying about a problem of the latter kind: the erosion of personal ownership and what that will mean for our loyalties to traditional American concepts of capitalism and private property.

The main culprits for the change are software and the internet. For instance, Amazon’s Kindle and other methods of online reading have revolutionized how Americans consume text. Fifteen years ago, people typically owned the books and magazines they were reading. Much less so now. If you look at the fine print, it turns out that you do not own the books on your Kindle. Amazon.com Inc. does.


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At approximately .24 per round, a lot of this legal bull shitmaneuvering could have been averted.

WASHINGTON
The judge in the death-penalty trial of those accused of carrying out the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks in the U.S. has ruled that prosecutors may not use key FBI interrogations conducted at the Guantánamo detention center soon after years of CIA black site abuse ended.

Under the war court system, confessions must be voluntary. So prosecutors had already pledged not to use what the captives told their CIA interrogators during their years of secret spy agency custody that included torture. Instead, as a substitute, prosecutors had planned to have FBI agents describe what the suspects told them soon after their September 2006 transfers to Guantánamo in supposedly consensual interviews.

But the judge, Army Col. James L. Pohl, excluded the FBI interviews, known as “clean team statements,” from trial in a 36-page ruling.


The ONT Musical Interlude


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August 20, 1948, Born on this day, Robert Plant, singer with Led Zeppelin who had the 1969 US No.4 single Whole Lotta Love. The bands fourth album released in 1971 featuring the rock classic Stairway To Heaven has sold over 37 million copies. Plant had the 1983 solo hit single Big Log. Also a member of The Honeydrippers, (with Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck & Nile Rodgers), who had the 1984 US No.3 single Sea Of Love. Plant scored the Grammy award winning 2007 album Raising Sand with bluegrass star Alison Krauss. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Our sophisticated and classy Food Thread Cob recently addressed squirrel in his Sunday Food Thread. It appears he didn't perform his diligence.

Every fall, hundreds of chefs from all around the country head to Bentonville, Arkansas, to take part in a heated competition. They baste, emulsify, marinate, and flambé. They make everything from bratwurst to lollipops. But they all have something in common: They’re cooking with squirrel.

Over the past decade, Bentonville has become a hotspot for “high South” cuisine, which is characterized by local ingredients combined in unusual ways and tends to come at a relatively high price point. “To keep us somewhat grounded, I wanted to show the public that … we also still have the ability to cook squirrel,” says Joe Wilson, who organized the inaugural World Champion Squirrel Cook-Off in 2012.

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Their goal? Missed it by that much ><. And that is the reason for the Genius Award.

A piece of string, a small hole and a little ingenuity. That's what four men sitting in the Christian County Jail had.

That, and a hankering for drugs, allegedly.

The plan went into action on June 3.

That's when court documents say one of the men was released from jail around lunchtime.


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The criminal justice system does have some heart. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (6Zmow)

2 We ARE having fun yet!

Posted by: mindful webworker - for real at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (WvsMa)

3 ONT!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (I16G8)

4 Paying a blackmailer is bad long-term policy, both personally and nationally. Some foreign policy advice from Rudyard Kipling. Dane-Geld

https://tinyurl.com/DaneGeldRK

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (gamdA)

5 corgies

Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (vWMNq)

6 Tip o' the ol' mindful topper to ALH. I was close, but no ceegar.

Posted by: mindful webworker - for real at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (WvsMa)

7 Let's go swimming! Love that top pic. Only in America.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (6Zmow)

8 I don't see the invisible man in the top pic.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (9rIkM)

9 ANC chairman Gwede Mantashe

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Gwede's greedy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (+y/Ru)

10 Hmm... I'm doing well today.

Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (vWMNq)

11 I like the new format

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (UdKB7)

12 Did we hit 1000 posts?

Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (+Tibp)

13 but not anymore

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (UdKB7)

14 MH!! Oh thank you, thank you!!! *gives MH a big hug for saving us from the thread below*

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)

15 (America!)

You're such a wuss, Robin.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (dVAq+)

16 1000

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (T71PA)

17 Oh only 16

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (T71PA)

18 In honor of the ONT, King Solomon's Mines with Stewart Granger just started!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (V2Yro)

19 Happy-ish Monday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (AoK0a)

20 Tip o' the ol' mindful topper to ALH. I was close, but no ceegar.
Posted by: mindful webworker - for real at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (WvsMa)

Thank you, thank you very much.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (6Zmow)

21 At some point, you've got enough farmland, amirite?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (dVAq+)

22 Gotta hole lotta love.

Posted by: Roberta Plant at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (UdKB7)

23 Murder more babies! The economy demands it!

Posted by: Chubble at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (+Tibp)

24
Well, I had my hour off. Back to work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (LsBY9)

25 Ahoy!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (e9G8E)

26 4 MH!! Oh thank you, thank you!!! *gives MH a big hug for saving us from the thread below*
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)

Glad I could be of help.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:04 PM (3Pma+)

27 where is the individual or the gang or the culture who condones rather than condemns?" Mayor Rahm Emanuel (D)

Yeah, do ya even that little "(D)" after your name?

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 10:04 PM (dVAq+)

28 I may be back later. Not sure. I think I need a drink.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:04 PM (txw6d)

29
Okay, I'm in the pool, Horde. Line up. You know what to do!

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (8O3HH)

30 Great ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (v4pQ0)

31 At some point, you've got enough farmland, amirite?

Land is the only thing worth fighting for, worth dying for, because it's the only thing that lasts.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (6Zmow)

32 and maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two
while we're bantering BS at the 'Q

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (N1ZXu)

33 28 I may be back later. Not sure. I think I need a drink.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:04 PM (txw6d)


Come back!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:06 PM (v4pQ0)

34 Murder more babies! The economy demands it!
Posted by: Chubble at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM

What she said.

Posted by: Moloch at August 20, 2018 10:06 PM (2NqXo)

35 31 At some point, you've got enough farmland, amirite?

Land is the only thing worth fighting for, worth dying for, because it's the only thing that lasts.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (6Zmow)

According to the cucks, not a hill to die on or fight for.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:06 PM (3Pma+)

36 Hiya

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2018 10:06 PM (ULqoM)

37 Hey everybody.

That was some nice word salad up there from Rahm Emanuel... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2018 10:07 PM (km8m2)

38 (from last thread)

Our dear old dog (sure miss him!) nailed several possums that had the misfortune to wander into his territory. One bite and they were dead or paralyzed.

On the front porch one night, dog didn't put a dent in that armadillo's neck, after repeated tries. Might've chipped a tooth.

Posted by: mindful webworker - i miss that pooch at August 20, 2018 10:07 PM (WvsMa)

39 This Gwede Mantashe fellow sounds like my kind of guy.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, sipping a Martini on the Deck of House #3 at August 20, 2018 10:07 PM (DzFIB)

40 Babe: Baa-ram-ewe! Baa-ram-ewe! To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true! Sheep be true! Baa-ram-ewe!

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2018 10:08 PM (e8kgV)

41 I don't know nuthin about birthin no babies.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 20, 2018 10:08 PM (6Zmow)

42 oh man those guys with the tornado video are fucking idiots, and I realize that at that age, when I was doing field work, I would have acted just like they did. I was an idiot. now I'm just a moron.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:08 PM (V2Yro)

43


Squirrel.
Lollipops.

I can die happy now: I've seen everything.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 10:09 PM (HaL55)

44 To summarize from Zaklog the Great, allowing for the decreased attention span of the modern audience:

Once you pay the Geld, you never get rid of the Dane.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2018 10:09 PM (OdBkr)

45 Aquaman looks a little light in the flippers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 10:09 PM (uSlc8)

46 Wait - are there two Batmen in the pyramid?

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 10:09 PM (4HMW8)

47 Squirrel.
Lollipops.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 10:09 PM (HaL55)


And rainbows.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq)

48 MH!! Oh thank you, thank you!!! *gives MH a big hug for saving us from the thread below*

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)


Come on ... the Kaboom Story wasn't THAT bad.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM (fiGNd)

49 ONT greetings, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM (QzJWU)

50 now I'm just a mMoron.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:08 PM (V2Yro)


FIFY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM (3Pma+)

51 46 Wait - are there two Batmen in the pyramid?
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 10:09 PM (4HMW


One is an imposter. He has no Robin.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM (6Zmow)

52 Milady and I have officially escaped the People's Republic of Chicago. We were not among the 60 shot (6 fatally) over the weekend.

Our 1yo grandson got to dip in the Lake yesterday. Beaches closed today due to high waves and riptide; three kids died from that over the weekend (not in Chicago, but north and south of).

It's just Fun City, I tells ya.

Plus, as mentioned previously, there's a fly in our hotel room. I shall capture it and cage it and keep it jailed for life, because Pope Franky says the death penalty is bad.

And this is the second hotel on this trip with the AC smelling of mildew.

I just keep my focus on getting back to our kitties. If they'll take us back.

OH, hey! There's a post with content. Guess I'll go see what it has. Be back in 200 comments...

Posted by: mindful webworker - weary traveler at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM (WvsMa)

53 You shouldn't own more than 25,000 acres of land. Therefore if you own more it should be taken without compensation. People who are privileged never give away privilege as a matter of a gift. ANC chairman Gwede Mantashe

I cannot wait for these evil scumbags to fucking die of starvation. They absolutely deserve it.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM (sdi6R)

54 Good evening y'all!

So the POS who killed his family is saying that the mother strangled the two little girls and he became enraged, then strangled her.

Oh my goodness the air was so bad here today!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM (c1nDO)

55 top pic - How come Aqua Man is always that gayest looking superhero ever? I mean they could invent a superhero named Flaming Queen and Aqua Man would still look gayer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:11 PM (V2Yro)

56 I don't know nuthin about birthin no babies.



Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara
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Ahem

Posted by: Butterfly McQueen at August 20, 2018 10:11 PM (9rIkM)

57 I cannot wait for these evil scumbags to fucking die of starvation. They absolutely deserve it.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM (sdi6R)


You watch ... the UN will swoop in with aid. The push will be on here big-time to help.

They ain't gonna' let these people die of their own stupidity.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:12 PM (fiGNd)

58 Tough day Miley ?

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2018 10:12 PM (ULqoM)

59 dear Mayor Emanuel: WTF..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 10:12 PM (UFyv9)

60 So South Africa has begun taking away the land belonging to white farmers.

No one saw this coming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2018 10:12 PM (pUDQf)

61 Land is the only thing worth fighting for, worth dying for, because it's the only thing that lasts.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (6Zmow)


Such a kidder!

Posted by: Sinkholes at August 20, 2018 10:13 PM (8lsuS)

62
*tsk tsk*

Too many capes.

Posted by: Edna Mode at August 20, 2018 10:13 PM (z0jlY)

63 Terrence Stamp is the only Zod.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 10:13 PM (rnAwa)

64 Where's that confounded bridge.

Posted by: Robert Plant at August 20, 2018 10:13 PM (uSlc8)

65 53 You shouldn't own more than 25,000 acres of land. Therefore if you own more it should be taken without compensation. People who are privileged never give away privilege as a matter of a gift. ANC chairman Gwede Mantashe

I cannot wait for these evil scumbags to fucking die of starvation. They absolutely deserve it.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM (sdi6R)

They won't
Look at all the socialist/communist dictators and their groupies, they all had it good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:14 PM (3Pma+)

66 The Cobra. He could hit a little bit.

That's awhile ago. He last played in Pittsburgh in '83.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 10:14 PM (jDF8P)

67 Wondrous gal.

Spandex lass, Superlegs, Aquahooker, and the Crow.

Boy Target, Because I'm Batmaaaan, Superbaby, Fishface, and the Flasher.

What do I win?

Posted by: the mighty mindful webworker at August 20, 2018 10:14 PM (WvsMa)

68 57You watch ... the UN will swoop in with aid. The push will be on here big-time to help.

They ain't gonna' let these people die of their own stupidity.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:12 PM (fiGNd)


We need to get the hell out of the UN yesterday.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

69 If you're happy and you know it, lose the pants.
*clap clap*

Looks like I missed out on a lot of news this week and I just don't care.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 20, 2018 10:15 PM (Ckg4U)

70 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2018 10:15 PM (rMYq5)

71

I read DC Comics a lot when I was a real Boy, but I'm drawing a blank on some superheroes in that pyramid.

Second row, who are the two on the right end? One in green and the other in black and blue?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 10:15 PM (HaL55)

72 Notice how quiet the UN has been since Trump took office. Methinks they push some fucked up agenda and Trump yanks that card.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2018 10:15 PM (pUDQf)

73 69 If you're happy and you know it, lose the pants.
*clap clap*

Looks like I missed out on a lot of news this week and I just don't care.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 20, 2018 10:15 PM (Ckg4U)



Slap. My friend.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:15 PM (v4pQ0)

74 Night all.. Messed by back up last night so off to bed and pain meds..


Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

75 and maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two
while we're bantering BS at the 'Q
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (N1ZXu)

Q, you say?

DARK MYSTERIES OF POWER!!!!!11/11!1

Once that Reptillian Trump gathers the last of the keys to the Seventh Realm and fires up his 4-Dimensional Space Laser on May 8, you won't be laughing so much then, now will you!!!11!1!/1

Unless...you're one of THEM!!!111/\!1!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at August 20, 2018 10:16 PM (DzFIB)

76 Heh, I have that Pirates Hat. I miss my mother too.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2018 10:16 PM (pcnVL)

77 56 I don't know nuthin about birthin no babies.



Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara
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You're hired.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at August 20, 2018 10:16 PM (uSlc8)

78 72 Notice how quiet the UN has been since Trump took office. Methinks they push some fucked up agenda and Trump yanks that card.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2018 10:15 PM (pUDQf)


Can't happen fast enough for me.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:16 PM (sdi6R)

79 Notice how quiet the UN has been since Trump took office. Methinks they push some fucked up agenda and Trump yanks that card.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2018 10:15 PM (pUDQf)

Discretion is the better part of valor.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:16 PM (6Zmow)

80 Since I am a true 'ette, I didn't read the content before commenting. And I ain't gonna.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 10:17 PM (SRarZ)

81 "Slap. My friend."
-Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:15 PM (v4pQ0)

Hola, amiga!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 20, 2018 10:17 PM (Ckg4U)

82 Good night, Jewell, hope you feel better tomorrow.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:17 PM (6Zmow)

83 Wait - are there two Batmen in the pyramid?
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 10:09 PM (4HMW


I only see one. Bottom row, second from left.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 10:17 PM (/qEW2)

84 I can't figure out what Rahm is saying. Is he trying to raise the gang issue? That article about politicians in bed with the gangs, posted here last week, explained one reason why they have trouble.

Police will never solve it. It's a social, moral, and cultural issue. After BLM no police are gonna risk their lives either. I don't blame them.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (8sZIF)

85 1K and a cigarette. Aaaaahhhh.......

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (NpK5V)

86 You shouldn't own more than 25,000 acres of land. ----


Can we take Ted Turner's Ranch? Seems fair I think.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (6BjFc)

87 finally getting dark. g'nite horde.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (pcnVL)

88 the only Zod.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 10:13 PM (rnAwa)


♬ "...my father bought for two zuzim..." ♪

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq)

89 G'Night, Jewells!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (Ckg4U)

90 80 Since I am a true 'ette, I didn't read the content before commenting. And I ain't gonna.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 10:17 PM (SRarZ)

And myzz lil sis

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (3Pma+)

91 I think black batman in the second row has boobs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (V2Yro)

92 *fistbump* Slapweasel!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (QzJWU)

93
You watch ... the UN will swoop in with aid. The push will be on here big-time to help.

They ain't gonna' let these people die of their own stupidity.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:12 PM (fiGNd)

Send 'em mustard sardines and braunschweiger.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (kiSdp)

94 81 "Slap. My friend."
-Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:15 PM (v4pQ0)

Hola, amiga!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 20, 2018 10:17 PM (Ckg4U)



Hope everything has stabilized with your situation.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (v4pQ0)

95 One is Bat Woman!

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (8sZIF)

96 You shouldn't own more than 25,000 acres of land. Therefore if you own more it should be taken without compensation. People who are privileged never give away privilege as a matter of a gift. ANC chairman Gwede Mantashe

I cannot wait for these evil scumbags to fucking die of starvation. They absolutely deserve it.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM

They will blame the white farmers for deliberately sabotaging their replacements. If they know nothing about farming it's whitey's fault.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 10:19 PM (2NqXo)

97 Moderation is for monks.

Posted by: J. T.iberius Kirk at August 20, 2018 10:19 PM (DMUuz)

98 G'Night, infidel!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 20, 2018 10:19 PM (Ckg4U)

99 Flash, Aquaman, Superman, Batman, Robin, some chick, some other chick, Supergirl, Batgirl, and Wonder Woman.
So who are some chick and some other chick?

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 10:19 PM (sXefu)

100 "Hope everything has stabilized with your situation."
-Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (v4pQ0)

As close as it's going to get.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 20, 2018 10:19 PM (Ckg4U)

101 The weather in South Africa is gathering clouds with high probability of much needed cleansing deluge and occasional violent storms. Hugs and kisses everyone!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (NbRJx)

102 This Cob doesn't care what the Cucks say about President Donald Trump. He is a pretty classy guy at times. Class is something that Skipper Biff will never have. PDT surprises WWII vet with birthday card.


Today I was getting into my car after buying groceries and there was a decent but not fancy sedan next to me, and the bagger was putting groceries in it. On the side it had a a simple sticker that said: "WWII: I served". I snuck a peek at the gentleman talking to the bagger and sure enough, he looked at least 95. He hopped in the car, sped out of the parking lot, blew through the stop sign and made a right turn onto the highway.


I'm going to try to find out who he is, because I'm sensing he has STORIES.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (XKZwp)

103 Second row, who are the two on the right end? One in green and the other in black and blue? "

Well it looks like the Statue of Liberty is going skiing there. Maybe that's a Ghostbusters II reference.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (V2Yro)

104 holy fuk shit
For example, some trans and nonbinary-identified people assigned female at birth may enjoy being the receptors of penetrative sex, but experience gender dysphoria when that part of their body is referred to using a word that society and professional communities often associate with femaleness. An alternative thats becoming increasingly popular in trans and queer communities is front hole.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (JFO2v)

105 Remember when Bill jogged to McDonalds, Michael Shannon seems old enough to remember this.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 10:21 PM (PUmDY)

106 Send 'em mustard sardines and braunschweiger.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (kiSdp)


Come on, dude. They're just taking Whitey's Land. They ain't shovin' em' in the gas chambers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:21 PM (fiGNd)

107 And myzz lil sis





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (3Pma+)

*snuggles in* how you doing, big bro? Long time no see.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 10:21 PM (SRarZ)

108 Let's see, from the top down ...
Wonder Woman
Batgirl - Supergirl - Aquawoman? - ??
Robin - Batman - Superman - Aquaman - Flash

Posted by: Butch at August 20, 2018 10:21 PM (hXu8T)

109 The UN is running heart wrenching commercials constantly asking for money. Not just one time donations, but a monthly pledge.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (8sZIF)

110 Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM

Impressive new tattoo ya got on your cheek, there, Hogmartin. What's that written across your forehead?

Posted by: J. T.iberius Kirk at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (DMUuz)

111 "It's simply untrue that religion provides the only ~rational~ framework for a universal morality. Sam Harris"

Sam doesn't know the difference between "morality" and "cultural values".

Sort of like not knowing the difference between "Rights" and "Privilege".

The atheist does not have the vocabulary in order to even process the thoughts of the things that transcend The Now.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (lD3vL)

112 25,000 acres today, 2500 tomorrow, then 25

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (JFO2v)

113 People who are privileged never give away privilege as a matter of a gift. ANC chairman Gwede Mantashe

LOL. How does the ANC think it got South Africa? And if it weren't for the whites what does he think there would be to even get in South Africa?

Well ... the South Africans were idiots. Everyone knew this was going to happen. There were better alternatives than just giving control to a bunch of people who would eventually slaughter them and run what was left of the country into the ground.

And it would be nice if Westerners who pushed South Africa to kill itself through sanctions and other pressure had to bear some liability for what is going to happen there. But, that's not going to happen. The West won't even pay attention to what happens over there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 10:23 PM (OYwKq)

114 Let's see, from the top down ...
Wonder Woman
Batgirl - Supergirl - Aquawoman? - Little Miss Right Now
Robin - Batman - Superman - Aquaman - Flash
Posted by: Butch at August 20, 2018 10:21 PM (hXu8T)


Suggested Edit ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:23 PM (fiGNd)

115 112 25,000 acres today, 2500 tomorrow, then 25
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (JFO2v)



EXACTLY.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:23 PM (v4pQ0)

116 If they know nothing about farming it's whitey's fault.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 10:19 PM (2NqXo)


Shorter version. Lefties apply that liberally at will.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2018 10:23 PM (8lsuS)

117 Nice quote for Hiszoner mayor of chi-town.
by design, Rahm never listens to himself speak. and if he does, he does not hear.

Posted by: TANJ at August 20, 2018 10:23 PM (Wa5hI)

118

Yep, I think you're right about the SoL skiing, TS. Have no idea who the other one could be. Looks like one of the Fantastic Four, but that would be crossing the streams.

Which is bad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 10:23 PM (HaL55)

119 >>>It's simply untrue that religion provides the only framework for a universal morality. Sam Harris

bleah. Atheism by definition undercuts any notion of ethics. If everything is the result of purposeless undirected forces, there are no moral obligations. Your guilt is an evolutionary trick, it doesn't correspond to an objective morality.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

120 25,000 acres today, 2500 tomorrow, then 25
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (JFO2v)

Then 2.5 and then 0.25 and finally 0.025.

Posted by: Gwede Matashe at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (DzFIB)

121 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (3Pma+)
*snuggles in* how you doing, big bro? Long time no see.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 10:21 PM (SRarZ)

Busier than a one armed paper hanger
Busy but doing well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (3Pma+)

122 In Danger news (not that anyone cares):

In two weeks from Wednesday, we make settlement on our property up north.

'n other shit.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (SRarZ)

123 They will blame the white farmers for deliberately
sabotaging their replacements. If they know nothing about farming it's
whitey's fault.


Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 10:19 PM (2NqXo)

What gets me is that Zimbabwe is right next door and tried the same thing with terrible results. Plus, the dirty little secret of South Africa is that the Boers didn't wipe out many natives, the natives did that themselves. And so the Afrikaans, having farmed that land for centuries, have far more of a claim to it than the people "reclaiming" it.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (XKZwp)

124 all the DC supers. no Marvel supers. must be other side of lake

Posted by: TANJ at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (Wa5hI)

125 apropos of nothing, here's the only disco song I ever really liked. And Donna Summers really sells the sex appeal here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-ISatLDG0

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (V2Yro)

126 Well it looks like the Statue of Liberty is going skiing there. Maybe that's a Ghostbusters II reference.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (V2Yro)


Maybe Black Canary, and whoever the hell is in green. Aquagirl?

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 10:25 PM (sXefu)

127 96
They will blame the white farmers for deliberately sabotaging their replacements. If they know nothing about farming it's whitey's fault.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 10:19 PM (2NqXo)


The white farmers should burn the buildings, destroy the machinery, and salt the fields. Go full Wyatt's Torch on the government looters. They have nothing else to lose at this point.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

128 South Africa is a beta test for the American South West. Watch in 10-15 years. These invaders along with the governmnets of our Southern Neighbors labeled that land as Aztlan 20 years ago.

Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 10:25 PM (Y2VBD)

129 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

Posted by: cs mORON at August 20, 2018 10:25 PM (ICWiF)

130 Duh.

Me last thread:
There's a fly in my hotel room.

Before we can sleep, it must die.


I tell you
I tell you
I tell you it must die


Surfperch replied: That's my late night sign-out music!

And linked to that Doors song.

The big forehead-slap duh part:

Only tonight did I realize that the lyric in Alabama song is "Oh, moon of Alabama." He pronounces it like "Ollabahmah".

And I played the original LP to death.

Milady - another rock fan relic of the 60s like me but aging much better - also says she didn't realize that.

https://youtu.be/DX42_3ZKv8c

Okay, maybe I used to know what it was. I have had to purge the memory core a few times to make room for new stuff.

Posted by: megaduh mindful webworker at August 20, 2018 10:25 PM (WvsMa)

131 The front hole, is that like a collet on a lathe?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 10:25 PM (6BjFc)

132 109 The UN is running heart wrenching commercials constantly asking for money. Not just one time donations, but a monthly pledge.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (8sZIF)

--------

Go ask the Israelis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (uSlc8)

133 South Africa makes a nice example for our retarded lefty populace here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (pUDQf)

134 25,000 acres today, 2500 tomorrow, then 25
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (JFO2v)

Taking a page from our playbook, smart man.

Posted by: Gun Grabbers the World Over at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (DzFIB)

135 R-E-S-P-I-C-T!

FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!

Posted by: The Rev at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (+Tibp)

136 Busier than a one armed paper hanger

Busy but doing well.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (3Pma+)


Busy is ok. Doing well makes my heart sing. Glad to hear it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (SRarZ)

137 53 You shouldn't own more than 25,000 acres of land. Therefore if you own more it should be taken without compensation. People who are privileged never give away privilege as a matter of a gift. ANC chairman Gwede Mantashe

Very Obama-esque.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

138 Fate Of Nations features my favorite Robert Plant song..."I Believe." It's about his young son, who passed away in 1977.

Posted by: Mike at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (c056A)

139 12 25,000 acres today, 2500 tomorrow, then 25
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (JFO2v)


Exactly. Just arbitrary numbers.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (8sZIF)

140 Hey Mayor Rahm! Prince of Peace Google it!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (ICWiF)

141 What gets me is that Zimbabwe is right next door and tried the same thing with terrible results.

In 2000, Zimbabwe produced 2.1 million tons of corn. Thirteen years later, the country produced 800,000 tons. The steep decline in corn production has led to the country importing more and more corn.

Ha ha and we burn it in Suburbans.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (JFO2v)

142 "25,000 acres today, 2500 tomorrow, then 25

Posted by: rhennigantx"
And the 25 acre private arms, if allowed to exist will produce far more than the 25,000 acre ranches in the hands of the govt cronies.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2018 10:27 PM (NbRJx)

143 Huge fan of Plant's In the Mood. Big Log is one of the best road trip songs ever.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 10:27 PM (PUmDY)

144 An alternative thats becoming increasingly popular in trans and queer communities is front hole.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (JFO2v)



"Guess the Hole" sounds like a new and fun party game.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 10:27 PM (sXefu)

145 115 112 25,000 acres today, 2500 tomorrow, then 25
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (JFO2v)


-------

Ever seen a 70s-era Soviet shitcrete apartment block in a Moscow?

We put you on waiting list, Comrade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 10:27 PM (uSlc8)

146 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (SRarZ)

Good luck with your land acquisition and move.
Its a challenge
One of the reasons why it has been a zoo here at Casa Mis Hum

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:28 PM (3Pma+)

147 Then 2.5 and then 0.25 and finally 0.025.

And then they'll start digging up the dead and dumping the corpses and bones in rivers, 'cause whitey don't deserve no land anywhere.

Then they'll complain that whitey poisoned the rivers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 20, 2018 10:28 PM (IcT7t)

148
South Africa makes a nice example for our retarded lefty populace here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (pUDQf)


I'm a huge fan!

Posted by: RBG at August 20, 2018 10:28 PM (sXefu)

149 Good luck with your land acquisition and move.
Its a challenge
One of the reasons why it has been a zoo here at Casa Mis Hum

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:28 PM (3Pma+)


Why ... Thank You.

Stay Blessed.

Posted by: African National Congress at August 20, 2018 10:28 PM (fiGNd)

150 Exactly. Just arbitrary numbers.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (8sZIF)

Kind of like oh yeah Taxes!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:28 PM (JFO2v)

151 The UN is running heart wrenching commercials constantly asking for money. Not just one time donations, but a monthly pledge.


Seen them. Not working.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 10:29 PM (jDF8P)

152 There's no reason any person needs 25 choices of deodorant or 25 acres of land.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 20, 2018 10:29 PM (uSlc8)

153 How great would it be if Trump gave the white farmers in SA refugee status and moved them to the front of the line?

Heads would explode.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 10:29 PM (+Tibp)

154 Btw, they tried to apply that rule to the black tribes in South Africa. The prior govt. had given them land. The tribes flipped out. So, they decided it would just apply to the white people. Not racist at all. Right, Sarah Jeong (sp).

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:30 PM (8sZIF)

155 The white farmers should burn the buildings, destroy the machinery, and salt the fields.

Better yet, put a snail darter in one of the ponds. That shuts everything down.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 10:30 PM (n/eZB)

156

Better yet, put a snail darter in one of the ponds. That shuts everything down.


Candiru.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 10:31 PM (HaL55)

157 There's no reason any person needs 25 choices of deodorant or 25 acres of land.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 20, 2018 10:29 PM (uSlc


Or four houses. Three houses is cool though.

Posted by: Bernie at August 20, 2018 10:31 PM (sXefu)

158 95 One is Bat Woman!
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (8sZIF)

-------

It's a Batman who identifies as a Batgirl.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 20, 2018 10:31 PM (uSlc8)

159 I just keep my focus on getting back to our kitties. If they'll take us back.



mindful webworker - weary traveler at August 20, 2018 10:10 PM




Hopefully your kitties will be delighted to see you again. I was gone for 12 days last month and my two had only their "dad" around. One seemed to not give much of a care when I returned, but the other was so excited he actually jumped up and down and shouted sounds I never heard from him (or any other cat) previously. Warmed my heart.


Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 10:31 PM (RfzVr)

160 The white farmers should burn the buildings, destroy the machinery, and salt the fields.

Absolutely.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:31 PM (fiGNd)

161 "LOL. How does the ANC think it got South Africa?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair"

It sure as hell wasn't the ANC military threat and fighting skills. The only people they were good at killing were black "collaborators."

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2018 10:32 PM (NbRJx)

162

Damn, that was close. Closing tags FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 10:32 PM (HaL55)

163 153 How great would it be if Trump gave the white farmers in SA refugee status and moved them to the front of the line?

Heads would explode.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 10:29 PM (+Tibp)

Oh man. The popcorn. Trump should do it and then explain that this is what real persecution looks like when claiming asylum.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2018 10:32 PM (pUDQf)

164 152 There's no reason any person needs 25 choices of deodorant or 25 acres of land.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 20, 2018 10:29 PM (uSlc

I would love to see someone put out a dozen brands of tampons and asked Occasional which is the official tampon!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:32 PM (JFO2v)

165 And I'm sure you're all tired of hearing about my jury duty anxiety, but I have to yet again thank y'all for your thoughts, advice and prayers this morning.

Anxiety in strange, unknown situations has had a diabolic hold on me since my accident in 2008. I had some issues last night and this morning regarding my jury duty and asked for prayers/thoughts this morning.

It really, really helped. My anxiety left me after I entered the justice building. I've been chosen for the jury, but I am calm and not anxious about it.

This has been seriously a condition that has been painful and embarrassing for almost ten years. Today, I proved to myself that I can overcome it, yet again and you all with your comments and thoughts have helped more than you know.

Probably sounds stupid, but means more to me than you know.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 10:32 PM (SRarZ)

166 Are those pirates smoking weed?

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:32 PM (6Zmow)

167 151 The UN is running heart wrenching commercials constantly asking for money. Not just one time donations, but a monthly pledge.


Seen them. Not working.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 10:29 PM (jDF8P)

Just a coincidence that my team has been cracking down on human, child, and organ trafficking I'm sure

Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 10:32 PM (Y2VBD)

168 About 15 years ago I developed an ulcer on my cornea. About 2 months ago I had a scratch on my cornea (do not remember if it was the sane eye). No idea how it happened. I wear glasses and I do not play sports and had no accidents.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 20, 2018 10:32 PM (s6M7E)

169 How great would it be if Trump gave the white farmers in SA refugee status and moved them to the front of the line?

Don't count on Trump. His administration just fired Darren Beattie for being a 'racist' on account Beattie had spoken at an event with Brimelow from V-Dare.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 10:33 PM (N1ZXu)

170 The white farmers should burn the buildings, destroy
the machinery, and salt the fields. Go full Wyatt's Torch on the
government looters. They have nothing else to lose at this point.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

Even if they could break the bond to their land, the government won't let them leave. Their passports are being denied, they're being hit with tens of thousands of dollars for fines, etc. Australia is legitimately trying to give them refugee status and grant them asylum, but it's been difficult. All because of the color of their skin, funny that.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2018 10:33 PM (XKZwp)

171 I didn't stand up when they were stealing land from farmers. with 25,000 acres because I only had 10.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 10:33 PM (6BjFc)

172 This land is my land
That land is your land
This land is my land
That land is your land

And buddy you ain't gonna
take it from me.

This land is my land
That land is your land
This land is my land
That land is your land

And buddy better go back
the hell where he came from.


Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2018 10:33 PM (U/b2O)

173 Dave Parker was a great ballplayer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 10:33 PM (89T5c)

174 It's a Batman who identifies as a Batgirl.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 20, 2018 10:31 PM (uSlc

with a front hole

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:33 PM (JFO2v)

175 Exactly. Just arbitrary numbers.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:26 PM (8sZIF)

Kind of like oh yeah Taxes!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:28 PM (JFO2v)

Or Magazine Capacity Limits, or barrel lengths, or...

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:33 PM (DzFIB)

176 Who was the Pirate pitcher who threw a no-no on acid?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2018 10:34 PM (pUDQf)

177 I will make a limited defense of Sam Harris, although I suspect he is not as bright as he seems. And he has TDS worse than Ben Shapiro.

Sam Harris described his red-pill moment as this. A woman challenged him on the statement that some cultures are better than others. He asked her, what would you think of a culture that has a tradition of blinding every third baby that is born. She said that it would depend on the context.

I guess his takeaway was that there was a huge glaring deficiency in the culture of the credentialed intellectual left.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 10:34 PM (rnAwa)

178 Those animals have been carving Joker smiles in little white kids copying the movie The Dark Knight.

Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 10:35 PM (Y2VBD)

179 Who was the Pirate pitcher who threw a no-no on acid?

Doc Ellis

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 10:35 PM (jDF8P)

180 "The white farmers should burn the buildings, destroy
the machinery, and salt the fields.



Posted by: rick"
That would only put them in greater danger and make escape more difficult. Besides, they can rest assured the new owners will pretty much do the same or worse within 3 years,

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2018 10:35 PM (NbRJx)

181 Doc Ellis

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 10:35 PM (89T5c)

182 This land is my land ...

The End

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 10:36 PM (f6lTY)

183 Who was the Pirate pitcher who threw a no-no on acid?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2018 10:34 PM (pUDQf)


Dock Ellis.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 10:36 PM (sXefu)

184 I thought the deal with TPTB allowing majority rule in SA included never doing what they're doing now! They had to give up their nukes, amongst other things...

If this slides, then what's next? SA still has a nukular power plant...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 20, 2018 10:36 PM (e9G8E)

185 "Who was the Pirate pitcher who threw a no-no on acid?"
-Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2018 10:34 PM (pUDQf)

Dock Ellis

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 20, 2018 10:36 PM (Ckg4U)

186 Good luck with your land acquisition and move.

Its a challenge

One of the reasons why it has been a zoo here at Casa Mis Hum





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:28 PM (3Pma+)


A challenge and yet, a wonderful future. Yes, there is so much work. Yes it is so worth it. I have a piece of land no one has ever lived on. I will put a house on it that no one has ever lived on before. It's going to be an adventure. A wonderful adventure.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 10:36 PM (SRarZ)

187 DangerGirl, I'm actually jealous. I've been called 3 times but never picked.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:36 PM (NpK5V)

188 "LOL. How does the ANC think it got South Africa?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair"

As long as The UN can be stifled. Executive Outcomes needs a rebirth.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 10:37 PM (6BjFc)

189 OK in the Cypress Gardens style skiing pyramid I see the Green Lantern in the anchor row should be Creature from the Black Lagoon... much cooler

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:37 PM (ICWiF)

190 I see the future of South Africa...and outlook is not good.

Posted by: Magic 8-Ball at August 20, 2018 10:37 PM (8sZIF)

191 Dave Parker was a great ballplayer.

Could've been better, but he liked his cocaine.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 10:37 PM (jDF8P)

192 Dock Ellis

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 20, 2018 10:36 PM (Ckg4U)


Wow, the horde's knowledge of LSD rivals my own. That's not a good thing.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 10:38 PM (sXefu)

193 There was so much blow in the Pirate clubhouse in the 80's it made Pablo Escobar jealous.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 10:38 PM (89T5c)

194 Anyone tell ace that he blew the margins on the front page? The pic for the #MeToo post, the one with mommy and her TV son/lover, is sized a bit too big.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2018 10:38 PM (U3075)

195 That would only put them in greater danger and make escape more difficult. Besides, they can rest assured the new owners will pretty much do the same or worse within 3 years,

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2018 10:35 PM (NbRJx)


Too bad they don't have firearms.

I've read this article ... those folks have been doing all the "go through the courts" bullshit. As if that was going to work.

They can either take it and live ... or resist and die. I'd pick resist. That ain't no life.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:38 PM (fiGNd)

196 I have 2 years, 10 months, 14 days, 1 hour, 18 minutes until I retire.

Not that I'm counting.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:39 PM (6Zmow)

197 Surfperch replied: That's my late night sign-out music!

And linked to that Doors song. "

The Negroes in the forest, brightly feathered,
They are saying "Forget the Night,
Live with us in Forests of Azure...."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:39 PM (V2Yro)

198 If you look at the fine print, it turns out that you do not own the books on your Kindle.

I actually don't mind this. I "rent" the book using Kindle Unlimited. If I like it enough, I buy a hardcopy. I'd like to think that in the long run I'm saving money by not buying books that it turns out I didn't like or for which I had no practical use.

Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2018 10:39 PM (yzxic)

199 The thing about WWII guys that saw shit?

They don't want to talk about it.

Posted by: JAS at August 20, 2018 10:39 PM (3HNOQ)

200 And exactly how many thousands of acres do you own, comrade mentashe, hmmm?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 10:39 PM (EZebt)

201 184 I thought the deal with TPTB allowing majority rule in SA included never doing what they're doing now! They had to give up their nukes, amongst other things...

If this slides, then what's next? SA still has a nukular power plant...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 20, 2018 10:36 PM (e9G8E)

Yeah but with Trump negotiating like hell the CIA needs a new boogie man

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:40 PM (ICWiF)

202 OK, about a dozen people have mentioned Dock Ellis. But have any of them linked the box score of that game?

https://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/1970/B06121SDN1970.htm

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:40 PM (sdi6R)

203 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:39 PM (V2Yro)

In my defense, I was fucking lit.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at August 20, 2018 10:41 PM (sXefu)

204 Where'd I put the Fuckitall...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

205 And exactly how many thousands of acres do you own, comrade mentashe, hmmm?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 10:39 PM (EZebt)


Call up Turner on the telephone.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2018 10:41 PM (U/b2O)

206 Since they have Supergirl and Batgirl, the lady in green almost has to be Aquagirl. But the costume is all wrong.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2018 10:42 PM (2lndx)

207 I have 2 years, 10 months, 14 days, 1 hour, 18 minutes until I retire.


Not that I'm counting.

Posted by: ALH
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Will you be 30 then? At that time will you be eligible for Medicare?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 10:43 PM (9rIkM)

208 ince they have Supergirl and Batgirl, the lady in green almost has to be Aquagirl. But the costume is all wrong.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2018 10:42 PM (2lndx)


It's Ginger Girl and she'll kick your ass.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:43 PM (T71PA)

209 Where'd I put the Fuckitall...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 10:41 PM


Have you checked 'the front hole'?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 20, 2018 10:44 PM (e9G8E)

210 On that note, going to bed. I'm exhausted from doing...not a whole lot...today. Have a good night, my computer friends. Thank you all for your virtual love and support.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 10:44 PM (SRarZ)

211 "You shouldn't own more than 25,000 acres of land. Therefore if you own more it should be taken without compensation. People who are privileged never give away privilege as a matter of a gift. ANC chairman Gwede Mantashe

People who feel they are unprivileged never feel that they have stolen enough. What an asshole. I love how he lays out an arbitrary limit, as if it were self evident. I really hope the Boers have enough armaments to annihilate these vile subhuman pieces of shit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 10:44 PM (/qEW2)

212 G'Night, DangerGirl!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 20, 2018 10:45 PM (Ckg4U)

213 Will you be 30 then? At that time will you be eligible for Medicare?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 10:43 PM (9rIkM)

Yes.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:45 PM (6Zmow)

214 206 Since they have Supergirl and Batgirl, the lady in green almost has to be Aquagirl. But the costume is all wrong.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2018 10:42 PM (2lndx)

-------

They had a chick from The Handmaids Tale but her cap kept flying off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 10:45 PM (uSlc8)

215 ALH do you have one of those "Time Left" countdown clocks on your computer? I did as I neared retirement. People at work used to ask me "What's it now?" and I'd tell them "13 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 5 hours (and then glancing at my watch) and 32 minutes."

Not that I was happy to be leaving or anything.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 10:45 PM (RfzVr)

216 209 Where'd I put the Fuckitall...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 10:41 PM


Have you checked 'the front hole'?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 20, 2018 10:44 PM (e9G8E)

Hmmm... Nope, not there.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)

217 Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:39 PM (6Zmow)

You will have a lot of time to make MOAR coffee and sammiches

Posted by: Fat Jack at August 20, 2018 10:46 PM (3Pma+)

218

"You shouldn't own more than 25,000 acres of land. Therefore if you own more it should be taken without compensation. People who are privileged never give away privilege as a matter of a gift. ANC chairman Gwede Mantashe




He seems unclear on the concept of work. And private property.

And reality in general.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 10:47 PM (HaL55)

219 215 ALH do you have one of those "Time Left" countdown clocks on your computer? I did as I neared retirement. People at work used to ask me "What's it now?" and I'd tell them "13 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 5 hours (and then glancing at my watch) and 32 minutes."

Not that I was happy to be leaving or anything.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 10:45 PM (RfzVr)


I had a countdown clock on my office computer for a year before I left. It sustained me.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:47 PM (v4pQ0)

220 I'll never be able to retire. I'll either die working, or in a pond of my own piss in some shithole Medicaid-funded nursing home somewhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

221 OK, here's what I got from the photo:

Bottom row: Robin, Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Flash
Second row: Batgirl, Supergirl, ?, ?
Third row: Wonder Woman

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:48 PM (sdi6R)

222 215 Yes I do have a countdown clock.

I just got a promotion so I'm staying with the job. They gave me a nice office, too.



Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:48 PM (6Zmow)

223 Other Arms kicks ass as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 10:48 PM (PUmDY)

224 Dangergirl

That's great! Good to know that you can overcome anxiety.
Only jury duty I ever had was a secret grand jury in Indiana. Run by the state attorney general's office. Six weeks of meetings, lots of documents and we ended up indicting an entire shift of the town police department.

Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 10:49 PM (wgCUV)

225 Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:47 PM (v4pQ0)

I love my job and I can see working it until I no longer am physically capable of it. But, being 29 I have a long ways to go

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:49 PM (3Pma+)

226 I'll never be able to retire. I'll either die
working, or in a pond of my own piss in some shithole Medicaid-funded
nursing home somewhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)


I want to be found half eaten by my cats.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at August 20, 2018 10:49 PM (sXefu)

227 I still say that's the statue of liberty on the 2nd row.

come on, all of you trying to apply "logic" and rational thought processes to this - you know that's not how this kind of thing works. We're lucky they didn't have Smokey the Bear in there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:49 PM (V2Yro)

228 222 215 Yes I do have a countdown clock.

I just got a promotion so I'm staying with the job. They gave me a nice office, too.



Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:48 PM (6Zmow)


I was offered a promotion as well. I just didn't care.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (v4pQ0)

229 South Africa is a beta test for the American South
West. Watch in 10-15 years. These invaders along with the governmnets of
our Southern Neighbors labeled that land as Aztlan 20 years ago.

Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 10:25 PM (Y2VBD)


Matt Bracken has a good trilogy that talks about that scenario.

Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (yzxic)

230 Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Posted by: ro-man at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (RuIsu)

231 220 I'll never be able to retire. I'll either die working, or in a pond of my own piss in some shithole Medicaid-funded nursing home somewhere.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

Well all righty then.

You make your own luck, you know.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (6Zmow)

232 I'm going to try to find out who he is, because I'm sensing he has STORIES.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (XKZwp)

===

And when you meet him, be sure to hide his car keys, before he kills an innocent pedestrian.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (EZebt)

233 How many millions need evacuation out of South Africa?

Serious question, this. It's an Eisenhower-level logistical problem to solve, and much like the build up to D-Day, it'll take much planning, preparation and practice to get it done.

But, a seaborne evacuation, against the will of the ANC government, might be the only way out for the white farmers.

The Aussie, Brit and U.S.A. have enough warships and airpower to utterly shut down South African military resistance.

And enough cargo and passenger tonnage to run non-stop circuits for months on end, till the job gets done.

I can't think of another way to get it done, before the genocide begins.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (QzJWU)

234
apropos of nothing, here's the only disco song I ever really liked. And Donna Summers really sells the sex appeal here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-ISatLDG0
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM


I like this one:

https://youtu.be/0iFBXjRbVl0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (IqV8l)

235 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (Zogyx)

236 I'm pretty pissed off they are making Bat Woman "queer". Make your own superheros. You are appropriating our heterosexual ones. Double standards...once again.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (8sZIF)

237 Second row: Batgirl, Supergirl, ?, ?


Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:48 PM (sdi6R)


I say Aquagirl and Black Canary.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (sXefu)

238 I saw Pond Full of Piss open for System Of A Down at the Coconut Teaszer in '84.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (uSlc8)

239 The thing about WWII guys that saw shit?

They don't want to talk about it.

Posted by: JAS
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No one does. It irritates the shit out of me when some civilian finds out you're a Vet, and immediately asks "Where were you?" Which is an indirect way of asking "Were you in combat?" The question is seems innocent enough, kinda, but irresponsible.

Just asking the question compels the Vet to recall, however fleetingly, willingly or unwillingly, stuff he might rather not.

Vet to Vet is a somewhat different matter.

Posted by: A Vet at August 20, 2018 10:51 PM (gdP3k)

240 Other Arms kicks ass as well.

You lucky, jammy bastard.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 20, 2018 10:51 PM (N1ZXu)

241 Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:47 PM (v4pQ0)

I love my job and I can see working it until I no longer am physically capable of it. But, being 29 I have a long ways to go
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:49 PM (3Pma+)


MisHum--you are really still a baby--much too young to be working!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:51 PM (v4pQ0)

242 You ain*t no kind of man if you ain*t got land.

Posted by: Delmar ODonnell at August 20, 2018 10:51 PM (nd5mm)

243
I love my job and I can see working it until I no longer am physically capable of it. But, being 29 I have a long ways to go
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:49 PM (3Pma+)


I'll send you a postcard from the beach!

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:51 PM (6Zmow)

244 Apparently green girl is some watery tartXXX superhero named Mera who I have never heard of. This is from Seaworld in the seventies/eighties.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2018 10:51 PM (2lndx)

245 I recognize Dave Parker but the guy in the back, not sure who that is. Depends on the year. Grant Jackson, maybe? Now if this years Pirates could just score some damn runs and help there pitchers out, they'd do some damage. They are going to miss the playoffs but not by much.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2018 10:51 PM (LUyqH)

246
But, a seaborne evacuation, against the will of the ANC government, might be the only way out for the white farmers.

Why would it be against the will of the ANC? Don't they hate whitey and want him expelled?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 10:51 PM (IqV8l)

247 220 the rich people need tax cuts more then you need social security or medicare. all the social security money pouring in that was used for tax cuts for the rich from reagan's social security "fix" wasn't enough!

Posted by: wammo at August 20, 2018 10:52 PM (rUreu)

248 I say Aquagirl and Black Canary.


Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (sXefu)


Also, unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at August 20, 2018 10:52 PM (sXefu)

249 104 holy fuk shit
For example, some trans and nonbinary-identified people assigned female at birth may enjoy being the receptors of penetrative sex, but experience gender dysphoria when that part of their body is referred to using a word that society and professional communities often associate with femaleness. An alternative thats becoming increasingly popular in trans and queer communities is front hole.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (JFO2v)


Jealousy of trans/queer privilege.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 20, 2018 10:52 PM (di1hb)

250 The UN is running heart wrenching commercials constantly asking for money. Not just one time donations, but a monthly pledge.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:22 PM (8sZIF)

First class accommodations around the world don't come cheap.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:53 PM (txw6d)

251 Apparently green girl is some watery tartXXX superhero named Mera who I have never heard of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkg3h8PCVU
... the redhead ...

You're welcome.

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 20, 2018 10:53 PM (AoK0a)

252 Comedian kicks off MTV Awards by taunting President...
'In Your Face, Trump! Suck it!'

The comedian question is Kevin Hart.

Edgy. Did not see that coming.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 10:53 PM (+y/Ru)

253 Saw the replies to my armadillo post on the thread below. Yes, I will shoot it. No, I will not cook it. And it ceased being "cute" when it dug up my roses.

hogmartin, in between circuits of the yard I'm reading "End of an Era". Since I can't put it down it should help keep me awake for the hunt.

Time for another patrol.

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 10:53 PM (LA9ih)

254 cfomom
How did your day go today? I hope hubby is settling down some with the new rules.

Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 10:54 PM (wgCUV)

255 246 you had no problem with apartheid now when its pay back time you got a problem?

Posted by: wammo at August 20, 2018 10:54 PM (rUreu)

256 234
apropos of nothing, here's the only disco song I ever really liked. And Donna Summers really sells the sex appeal here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-ISatLDG0
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM

I like this one:

https://youtu.be/0iFBXjRbVl0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (IqV8l)


That should be featured on the Dress Thread.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 10:54 PM (sdi6R)

257 Oh geeze...Cathy Areu

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 10:55 PM (CDGwz)

258 "front hole"
That's emotionally obscene.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:55 PM (txw6d)

259 Poison Ivy?

Posted by: JAS at August 20, 2018 10:55 PM (3HNOQ)

260 Comedian kicks off MTV Awards by taunting President...
'In Your Face, Trump! Suck it!'

--------

That's comedy gold.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 10:55 PM (uSlc8)

261 Correct. 23 is Grant Jackson

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 10:55 PM (89T5c)

262 Looks like a work stoppage on safari

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 10:55 PM (nd5mm)

263

Central Indiana business leaders are pushing lawmakers to pass a hate-crime law, joining 45 states that already have one in place. They say without it, Indiana is an unappealing place for workers, especially younger workers who want their employers involved in social and community issues.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 10:55 PM (IqV8l)

264 Our sophisticated and classy Food Thread Cob recently addressed squirrel in his Sunday Food Thread. It appears he didn't perform his diligence.

++++

Plan ahead: you have to source your own squirrel, which can't be purchased in grocery stores,[...]

Isn't that what CBD said? The Brits can buy it in the store, but us Yanks can only get it if we shoot it ourselves. I think it's an FDA thing, but I forgot what their stupid reasoning was.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (U3075)

265 25,000 acres of land sounds like a lot to mow. So you see, the ANC is doing those white people a favor.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (k668o)

266 Ya know, that article about not owning the shit you buy...that's what I hate about downloading. You're purchasing a revocable license.

I suppose it was the consequence of rampant piracy. Copyright owners became super paranoid about their copy rights and we all got fucked. In that way the streaming services are the most transparent. You only have access to whatever they have access to. Digital downloads all contain the caveat, "We will take this shit away anytime it pleases us."

I'm still big on physical media. I know I own it and I know it can't be taken away. It's a pain in the ass to move but by gar it's mine.

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (Zogyx)

267 Apparently green girl is some watery tartXXX
superhero named Mera who I have never heard of. This is from Seaworld in
the seventies/eighties.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2018 10:51 PM (2lndx)


Ah, the wife of Aquaman. I heard she does butt stuff.

Posted by: Black jack at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (sXefu)

268 ladyl and alh, you sure now how to treat a cob

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (3Pma+)

269
First class accommodations around the world don't come cheap.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
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Apartments/condos in NY. For the chirrun...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (CDGwz)

270 Yep. Front hole. These people are fucking insane.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (89T5c)

271 247 220 the rich people need tax cuts more then you need social security or medicare. all the social security money pouring in that was used for tax cuts for the rich from reagan's social security "fix" wasn't enough!
Posted by: wammo at August 20, 2018 10:52 PM (rUreu)


Oversimplification of an issue, along with the failure to research it, really reflect dismally on the commenter, does it not?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (v4pQ0)

272 I like to own stuff. I never have, and never will, lease a car. I want to own the software I use, not subscribe to it. I know it won't always be up to date, but most of the time the older stuff works fine, and pay for the updates when I damn well ready, thank you very much. You want to put your solar panels on my house? Sorry, No.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 20, 2018 10:57 PM (LMcFk)

273 The SA thing could be seen coming for the last 20 years or more. I understand it is dreadful to be forced into the position of having to leave one's home, let alone one's country, but damn, why didn't they get out while they could?

Let folks in certain states take note. Exit taxes, punitive home sale laws, etc. No telling how a court will rule or how long it will take. Get out now while you can!

Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 10:57 PM (RfzVr)

274 Final rolled-together content comments:



I... didn't think anybody else remembered Wishbone Ash. I wonder what condition those old LPs are in...



Dying mom hugging cop - dusty in here.



"It's simply untrue that religion provides the only framework for a universal morality."

Well, I've always thought...
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Naw, not tonight. Too tired for deep thinky.

Duty done, now I can dive into comments.

Posted by: megaduh mindful webworker at August 20, 2018 10:57 PM (WvsMa)

275 Why would it be against the will of the ANC? Don't they hate whitey and want him expelled?

No they want him dead. Him, her, the baby, and the dog ...

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at August 20, 2018 10:57 PM (AoK0a)

276
268 ladyl and alh, you sure now how to treat a cob


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (3Pma+)

Yes we do.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 10:57 PM (v4pQ0)

277 You make your own luck, you know.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (6Zmow)

In my experience, that is untrue.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

278 Holy Shit Horde....Story time for anyone that uses Hertz Car Rental:

I've posted that I used to drive for Uber. I rented a car from Hertz to do that.

I was kicked off the Uber driver platform in early June, as a change in Uber's insurance carrier made my previously fine driving record no longer acceptable. So, I returned the rental car 6/8, as instructed.

Early July, began receiving calls and texts asking where the car was. I gave them the info about 12 times, as they kept contacting me. Finally, calls and texts stopped 2 weeks ago. I thought all was finally well.

Today, they hit my bank account for over $2k, which is almost my entire account. This was for rental charges for when they had their car sitting in their parking lot and could not find the fucking thing.

Wells Fargo got it squared for me after 45 minutes on the phone with them, but WTAF Hertz?!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 10:58 PM (I16G8)

279 I feel sorry for the poor bastard wearing the aquaman costume. Everyone hates aquaman.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 10:58 PM (nd5mm)

280 I wish I could do a countdown clock. But it all depends on selling the house, and it seems to be a never ending project to get it ready.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 10:58 PM (Lqy/e)

281 (265) I wonder how many lawn jockeys they have. Bird baths with reflecting globe?

Posted by: ro-man at August 20, 2018 10:58 PM (RuIsu)

282 More and more I feel the cynical notion that if you wrongly oppress a group and then feel bad about it ... don't stop oppressing them. Double down. Because if you start to treat them justly they will try to oppress you. They will seek to oppress people who resemble you or are related to you, even if such people never did anything to them.

So continue to oppress the assholes. You lift the boot from their neck, they will oppress innocent people. Leftists want to goad us to think this way, but if they succeed in getting their side to think this way, we must face up to that fact.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 10:59 PM (/qEW2)

283 I'm still big on physical media. I know I own it and I know it can't be taken away. It's a pain in the ass to move but by gar it's mine.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (Zogyx)


The not owning of software has nothing to do with piracy. Since the beginning of the PC era software has been licensed, not owned. That physical media (software) isn't technically your either.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:59 PM (T71PA)

284 I had a countdown clock on my office computer for a year before I left. It sustained me.

Posted by: Ladyl
---
I can't do the clock - I have about a year or less but I keep telling myself 18 months. I've found the ignorance, immaturity and unprofessionalism (is that a word) to be damn near overwhelming. Every day I want to scream at some knucklehead that doesn't know how to use the urinal properly and beat him soundly. Having a countdown would only make me worse.

Now get off my yard!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 10:59 PM (9rIkM)

285 263

Central Indiana business leaders are pushing lawmakers to pass a hate-crime law, joining 45 states that already have one in place. They say without it, Indiana is an unappealing place for workers, especially younger workers who want their employers involved in social and community issues.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 10:55 PM (IqV8l)

___

I'll still be exempt right?

Posted by: Asian Supremacist NY Times Editor at August 20, 2018 11:00 PM (k668o)

286 And when you meet him, be sure to hide his car keys, before he kills an innocent pedestrian.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (EZebt)

Hah, his driving wasn't worse than anyone else in this town! (No one stops at the stop signs in the winter because the town is too cheap to plow or salt the roads.) It was just surprising, given his age. And yes, I know war service can be a touchy topic, but that sticker looked rare if not custom-made, so he was advertising his status.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2018 11:00 PM (XKZwp)

287 Posted by: wammo at August 20, 2018 10:54 PM (rUreu)

An interesting "take" on something I didn't read

And math is usually not part of the ONT but 2 wrongs don't make a right

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 11:00 PM (3Pma+)

288 Calm Mentor: ouch that Hertz!
Seriously though, glad you got it worked out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2018 11:00 PM (km8m2)

289
Let folks in certain states take note. Exit taxes, punitive home sale laws, etc. No telling how a court will rule or how long it will take. Get out now while you can!
Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 10:57 PM (RfzVr)

Yup.

Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 11:01 PM (Y2VBD)

290
Ah, the wife of Aquaman. I heard she does butt stuff.
Posted by: Black jack


Backhoe

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 11:01 PM (IqV8l)

291 84 I had a countdown clock on my office computer for a year before I left. It sustained me.

Posted by: Ladyl
---
I can't do the clock - I have about a year or less but I keep telling myself 18 months. I've found the ignorance, immaturity and unprofessionalism (is that a word) to be damn near overwhelming. Every day I want to scream at some knucklehead that doesn't know how to use the urinal properly and beat him soundly. Having a countdown would only make me worse.

Now get off my yard!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 10:59 PM (9rIkM)


No amount of money in the world is worth that aggravation.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 11:02 PM (v4pQ0)

292 First class accommodations around the world don't come cheap.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
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Apartments/condos in NY. For the chirrun...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (CDGwz)


The price of hookers is going through the roof.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2018 11:02 PM (8lsuS)

293

Oversimplification of an issue, along with the failure to research it, really reflect dismally on the commenter, does it not?

Quite. This one seems rather pedestrian than most.

I wonder if it has a somewhat prominent brow ridge? I'll wager so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 11:02 PM (HaL55)

294 I'm pretty pissed off they are making Bat Woman "queer".
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (8sZIF)

Batwoman has been queer for over a decade now. Honest! Prior to that the character hadn't been used since before the start of comic's so-called "Bronze Age" in the 70s.

"They" can have Batwoman.

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2018 11:02 PM (Zogyx)

295 Honestly, I can't understand why anyone would rent from Hertz. Their prices are 50% above competition like Alamo or Thrifty and you get nothing extra for it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:02 PM (uSlc8)

296 258 "front hole"
That's emotionally obscene.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:55 PM (txw6d)

++++

I'm the one with no soul.
One above and two below.
--Courtney Love

https://youtu.be/SP_1uGTV77c

She allegedly neglected to wear panties for that performance, giving those in the front row something extra for their money.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2018 11:02 PM (U3075)

297 I have a true horrible Southwest story. Screw them.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:03 PM (PUmDY)

298 ...Why would it be against the will of the ANC? Don't they hate whitey and want him expelled?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 10:51 PM (IqV8l)




ANC doesn't want those white farmers "gone". They want them DEAD.

After, that is, they strip them of stocks, bonds, bank accounts, hidden gold, diamonds and any other wealth to be had.

The Mission of the Civilized West, would be to offer rescue and succor to those farmers, whilst they're still upright, ambulatory and retain what possessions and wealth as they're able to carry away with them. Even by the semi-truck load. Ro-Ro Ships can carry a LOT of semi-truck loads.

Biggest thing though, is to prevent the ANC's much longed for genocide of white farmers.

Don't doubt that it's their priority.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2018 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

299 Surely the SJWs here in the privileged USA will welcome with open arms African refugees fleeing racist persecution, even if they are white.

Posted by: davidt at August 20, 2018 11:03 PM (RPrqw)

300 The Aquaman clan had blowholes. Fun at the reunions.

Posted by: ro-man at August 20, 2018 11:03 PM (RuIsu)

301 251 Apparently green girl is some watery tartXXX superhero named Mera who I have never heard of. "

Watery tarts distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 11:04 PM (V2Yro)

302 Hey Aquaman, bring that blowhole over here.

Posted by: Thor at August 20, 2018 11:04 PM (uSlc8)

303 Central Indiana business leaders are pushing lawmakers to pass a hate-crime law, joining 45 states that already have one in place. They say without it, Indiana is an unappealing place for workers, especially younger workers who want their employers involved in social and community issues.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 10:55 PM (IqV8l)

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Carousel.

Coming to a town near you.

Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2018 11:05 PM (tOHeO)

304 283 I'm still big on physical media. I know I own it and I know it can't be taken away. It's a pain in the ass to move but by gar it's mine.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2018 10:56 PM (Zogyx)

The not owning of software has nothing to do with piracy. Since the beginning of the PC era software has been licensed, not owned. That physical media (software) isn't technically your either.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:59 PM (T71PA)


Yeah, but I'd rather have it paid for and installed on my own computer than have to pay a subscription fee in perpetuity to access software in the "cloud".

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 11:05 PM (sdi6R)

305 295 Honestly, I can't understand why anyone would rent from Hertz. Their prices are 50% above competition like Alamo or Thrifty and you get nothing extra for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:02 PM (uSlc

__

People who rent from Hertz don't pay for the rental. When I rent a car and someone else is paying, Hertz it is. I get extra miles and they do provide fast service. While Budget has 10 people in line and 2 agents, Hertz has 5 people in line and 3 agents. So there is some value in that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:05 PM (k668o)

306 I don't get this. We live in a seller's market. So why do we have to do all of this stuff to the house that folks in a buyer's market don't do? I had an agent last week tell is we had too much furniture in the living room. We have so little stuff in here that it echoes when the dogs bark.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 11:05 PM (Lqy/e)

307 . They say without it, Indiana is an unappealing place for workers, especially younger workers who want their employers involved in social and community issues.
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Utter BS. You want a job? Here it is. Keep your personal life and viewpoints to yourself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 11:06 PM (xSo9G)

308 Watery tarts distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 11:04 PM (V2Yro)

Amen!

Posted by: Lancelot at August 20, 2018 11:06 PM (txw6d)

309 Yeah, but I'd rather have it paid for and installed on my own computer than have to pay a subscription fee in perpetuity to access software in the "cloud".
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 11:05 PM (sdi6R)


Yup.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 11:07 PM (T71PA)

310 "the rich people need tax cuts more then than you need social security..."

Trolls without grammar skillz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 11:07 PM (EZebt)

311

This Batwoman wasn't a lesbian:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061191

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 11:07 PM (IqV8l)

312 295 Honestly, I can't understand why anyone would rent from Hertz. Their prices are 50% above competition like Alamo or Thrifty and you get nothing extra for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:02 PM (uSlc


I just took a Cape Air flight that is 250 percent higher than the same flight a year ago.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 11:07 PM (v4pQ0)

313 Honestly, I can't understand why anyone would rent from Hertz. Their prices are 50% above competition like Alamo or Thrifty and you get nothing extra for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:02 PM (uSlc

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In my case, it was a Hertz/Uber program. Unlimited miles on cars that they would normally have sold at 25k miles. The one that I turned in had 88k miles. Uber partially sponsored the rental as long as enough rides were taken per week.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 11:07 PM (I16G8)

314 People who are privileged never give away privilege as a matter of a gift. ANC chairman Gwede Mantashe

No, no, no. That's not even English. Never listen to Obama when he's speaking freely. What were the actual words on his Teleprompter?

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 11:08 PM (elfAG)

315 Thanks for asking Winston. He gave me all his credit cards, all the physical bills and all his user names and passwords. He called the one place he gets a regular orders of cigars from and cancelled it. He seems pretty depressed, but that will pass as he sees the debt lessening. I will buy him a few cigars now and then and he can still have his adult beverages.

It is just a shame to be treating a 68 year old man as one would a naughty child.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 11:08 PM (RfzVr)

316 (Courtney Love) allegedly neglected to wear panties for that performance, giving those in the front row something extra for their money.

The first time gonorrhea of the ear was registered in the journals of medical science.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 20, 2018 11:08 PM (N1ZXu)

317 /sock

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 11:08 PM (N1ZXu)

318 Enjoyed Wishbone Ash.

Enjoyed Led Zep.

Is it wrong that I cut off Plant when he started speaking-singing instead of singing?

If it's rong, I don't want to be wright.

Posted by: megaduh mindful webworker at August 20, 2018 11:09 PM (WvsMa)

319 I meant "cost 250 percent more."

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 11:09 PM (v4pQ0)

320 ***Top five REJECTED Corporate-Directed Sarah Jeong Tweets***

5. "I'll never understand the huge debate that's been going on for years about defense spending. Defense, defense, defense. Why don't they just take down defense and let the cows roam free like God intended them to do?"

4. "I can't wait to get home tonight, put on my most snuggly comfy soft pajamas, turn on the TV and enjoy the newest episode of The Michelle Wolf Show on Netflix"

3. "Anybody else going to watch the James Corden Carpool Karaoke special with Paul McCartney tonight? He has so many great songs. I just learned from a friend that he was in a band before Wings"

2. "I still look back so fondly on my college days. More than one English professor told me I was a master debater AND a cunning linquist. What nice things to say!"

1. "The Nacho Fries I enjoyed today at Taco Bell were the most delicious shade of Trump-face orange"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2018 11:09 PM (km8m2)

321 some buyers right now can barely afford mtg payments with escrows from what I am seeing more frequently now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:09 PM (PUmDY)

322

Trolls without grammar skillz.


I'll say. Why, back in my day, a troll knew what he or she was talking about and could engage in some witty banter occasionally.

These new young ones just don't have the chops the of the older ones. Sad, really. But on the bright side, they're probably more expensive for George Soros, so there's that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 11:09 PM (HaL55)

323
Atheism by definition undercuts any notion of ethics. If everything is the result of purposeless undirected forces, there are no moral obligations. Your guilt is an evolutionary trick, it doesn't correspond to an objective morality.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)


The monstrous characters of the Marquis de Sade's novels were at least honest about this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 11:10 PM (LsBY9)

324 I blame our media and SA Politicians for what is happening in SA. Our media exported the idea that hating whites was acceptable. SA politicians jumped on that and used it for political expediency.
Whipped the African tribes up into violence. Haven't seen outrage from our MSM about any of it. Not even the killings of white landowners.

There was a movie made about a SA landowning family with Kim Basinger in the lead role...years ago. She was one of the ones who has been killed in the last 2 years. These crimes are not being punished.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 20, 2018 11:11 PM (8sZIF)

325 We're on the lower end of the market here. I have a friend who listed her place at $500,000. She has land though and it's a big house.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 11:11 PM (Lqy/e)

326 Surely the SJWs here in the privileged USA will welcome with open arms African refugees fleeing racist persecution, even if they are white.

Posted by: davidt at August 20, 2018 11:03 PM (RPrqw)


Nope, no way will SJWs want white South Africans here no matter what dangers they are fleeing. Once they are here and become citizens, it ruins the color cachet privilege of 'African-American'.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2018 11:11 PM (8lsuS)

327
However I distinguish between atheists and anti-religious bigots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 11:12 PM (LsBY9)

328 "Surely the SJWs here in the privileged USA will
welcome with open arms African refugees fleeing racist persecution, even
if they are white.


Posted by: davidt"
At some point the MSM will be forced to cover this story and it will be damned difficult to turn this around and blame the white farmers. The violence, greed and hate of the successors to the sainted Mandela will be impossible to cover up, although they will try.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2018 11:12 PM (NbRJx)

329 I had an agent last week tell is we had too much furniture in the living room. We have so little stuff in here that it echoes when the dogs bark."

The agent is telling you that Goodwill said your furniture would junk up the place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 11:12 PM (V2Yro)

330 "People who are privileged never give away privilege as a matter of a gift. "
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I am sick and tired of leftists using the word "privilege" when they mean "WEALTH," and "privileged" when they mean "RICH."

The word "privilege" implies an unfair playing field set up by the State. The very word derives from "private/individual" + "law" and denotes special favors/rules granted to one person, giving them advantages not available to others.

And needless to say, not all rich people are or have been privileged.

The irony is that leftists, who yap all the time about "privilege," advocate exactly that as the main form of economy, that the State should decide winners and losers, that the State should grant favors to some and not to all.
A free market will produce many wealthy people but, to the extent that it is truly free, none that are "privileged."

/rant off

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 20, 2018 11:12 PM (0jtPF)

331 I don't get this. We live in a seller's market. So why do we have to do all of this stuff to the house that folks in a buyer's market don't do? I had an agent last week tell is we had too much furniture in the living room. We have so little stuff in here that it echoes when the dogs bark.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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'Staging'. There are even companies that come in and do it. The agents want everything to look like a movie set, or a photo in Architectural Digest.

There was a guy from Miami (of course) who bought a house down the street, for a ridiculous price, did a quickie rehab, and tried to flip it. Didn't work. Boo hoo, asshole.

Anyhow, the agent arranged for one of the staging companies to sweep in and completely 'decorate' the house. Apparently, one can select a 'theme', because the house was done up in Miami. Thin, and tacky.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 11:12 PM (xSo9G)

332 In my neck of the woods, houses in good condition under $300K is still selling in a matter of days. Of course these same houses were under $200K in 2010, so something has to give. Prices don't increase 50% in less than a decade without some fallback.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:13 PM (k668o)

333 295 Honestly, I can't understand why anyone would rent from Hertz. Their prices are 50% above competition like Alamo or Thrifty and you get nothing extra for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:02 PM (uSlc

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At PDX you drive your Hertz rental from the terminal. For Alamo or Thrifty, you ride the sad bus to some garage a distance from the airport, and then wait on line again for a car.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 11:13 PM (EZebt)

334 Oh and never buy a flip. The quality is shit. Quality of labor, quality of materials, quality of you name it. JUNK.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:14 PM (k668o)

335 I'll say. Why, back in my day, a troll knew what he or she was talking about and could engage in some witty banter occasionally.

These new young ones just don't have the chops the of the older ones. Sad, really. But on the bright side, they're probably more expensive for George Soros, so there's that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 11:09 PM (HaL55)

If you really want, I could recruit some of my Lefty cow-orkers to leave a couple drive-by troll comments and see how they stack up.

/s

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 11:14 PM (DzFIB)

336 BackwardsBoy: Second row, who are the two on the right end? One in green and the other in black and blue?

Deja whoo! I think this same question was asked the last time this pic was posted. If not answered already...

Mera, Aquaman's chick, and Screaming Mimi... I mean, Black Canary. Second-stringers. Mera will be in the new Aquashave movie. Canary and variants have been in the Green Arrow tv show. FWIW.

Posted by: merry marvel mindful webworker marching society at August 20, 2018 11:14 PM (WvsMa)

337 We were talking about disco songs earlier. I heard this one on the radio a few years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNyxy7XPfs

I thought it almost sounded like a Grateful Dead song from the mid-70s, except for the female vocalist.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

338 Courtney Love was the lead singer for Front Hole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 11:15 PM (89T5c)

339 Surely the SJWs here in the privileged USA will welcome with open arms African refugees fleeing racist persecution,

...soon to become African-Americans. What's not to love?

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 11:15 PM (f6lTY)

340 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 11:06 PM (xSo9G)

Amen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 11:15 PM (3Pma+)

341 Remember the Honeydrippers?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:16 PM (PUmDY)

342 if we sell or house, the first people in the door will be the land rapers...

excuse me, "developers". it's an oversize lot for the immediate area, which means they can build a McMansion.

of course, that would mean cutting down all the trees, bulldozing the house and garage, and likely the pool too, but if we sell, we're either leaving #Failifornia, or we're dead/in a nursing home for good.

either way, currently it'll go for 7 figures, and the first one might not even be a "1".

at least until #Failifornia collapses into anarchy.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2018 11:16 PM (rMYq5)

343 The irony is that leftists, who yap all the time about "privilege," advocate exactly that as the main form of economy, that the State should decide winners and losers, that the State should grant favors to some and not to all.


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Yeah. What could possibly go wrong?

Leftards are so fucking naive that it's hard to believe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:16 PM (uSlc8)

344 We have dogs, of course it's junky furniture. That's why it's not on the market. It's not ready. It's never going to look like some fancy place. It's a place where people raised a family. The soil is clay and shaded so it's tough to get grass to grow. And since we still live here, we refuse to paint all the walls white. We're trying to make sure everything gets painted and cleaned, then we get our stuff out and put it on the market.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 11:17 PM (Lqy/e)

345 at least until #Failifornia collapses into anarchy.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2018 11:16 PM (rMYq5)

Lord, hasten the day. But let our Cali morons escape first. Amen.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

346 Leftists understand themselves not at all. Understanding other types of people is too much to ask.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 11:17 PM (rnAwa)

347
Leftards are so fucking naive that it's hard to believe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:16 PM (uSlc


"Naive" is not the description I would use.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 11:18 PM (OYwKq)

348 "And since we still live here, we refuse to paint all the walls white. "

Doesn't have to be white. Just neutral colors. You just don't want purples and greens and oranges anywhere. But a nice beige, light browns, etc is fine for selling. White actually makes it look pretty dull and boring.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:18 PM (k668o)

349 Oh and never buy a flip. The quality is shit.

My place just got flipped. I can see from the pictures everything that they didn't do. They sure were fast, but I guess the idea is to dazzle customers with paint and paint fumes.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 11:19 PM (TQyCa)

350


Many thanx, MindWebWorkr. Any new characters DC added after the late '60's aren't on my radar. I like to think I enjoyed the Golden Age of comics.

And being the nerd I was growing up, I really liked the comic book versions of the literary classics. Bet those aren't around any more either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 11:19 PM (HaL55)

351 Oh and never buy a flip. The quality is shit. Quality of labor, quality of materials, quality of you name it. JUNK.
Posted by: #neverskankles
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I've watched 2-3 times in the neighborhood. It's always bullshit. To my satisfaction, two flippers, after broker fees/refurb costs took a loss. I call them Flip-Flops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 11:20 PM (xSo9G)

352
Doesn't have to be white. Just neutral colors. You just don't want purples and greens and oranges anywhere. But a nice beige, light browns, etc is fine for selling. White actually makes it look pretty dull and boring.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:18 PM (k668o)


Striped wallpaper set at a 5 degree angle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 11:20 PM (LsBY9)

353 Courtney Love was the lead singer for Front Hole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 11:15 PM (89T5c)


To be honest, I liked Hole's music a lot more than Nirvana. Sure, Nirvana had one or two songs that were good but Hole had a lot of good music.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 11:20 PM (OYwKq)

354 Injun Lizzie Warren wants the state to assign directors to all businesses over a certain minimum size threshold.

Nope, no opportunity for graft or patronage there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:20 PM (uSlc8)

355 It is just a shame to be treating a 68 year old man as one would a naughty child.


Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 11:08 PM (RfzVr)

I sympathize. At least I have the ability to say, "Your therapists and doctors have said you need to...."

The biggest problem I have is the lack of empathy. He still has no friggin clue about the hell I went through to keep him alive, out of jail and from being permanently institutionalized. Unfortunately, it means one day that realization will come, and it won't be pretty.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2018 11:20 PM (XKZwp)

356 Black Canary

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2018 11:20 PM (1jWCo)

357 You go Dangergirl. Keep us informed on the court case you are involved with when and if you can and rest assured prayers for you will keep coming!

Posted by: Alf767 at August 20, 2018 11:20 PM (l9B5i)

358 Ours will probably list for $280,000. They had s fire in 2006 so the house was rebuilt to the new code. I think it was $70,000 in the early 70s, when new. I used to have to explain to my relatives that $110,00 was the bottom of the housing market here in the 90s, when I bought my first place. It's just ridiculous. But the house here is paid off.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 11:21 PM (Lqy/e)

359 349 Oh and never buy a flip. The quality is shit.

My place just got flipped. I can see from the pictures everything that they didn't do. They sure were fast, but I guess the idea is to dazzle customers with paint and paint fumes.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 11:19 PM (TQyCa)

___

I went to an open house 2 weekends ago. A mid 70s home in a really nice 'hood. Yuuuge yard, mature trees, the works. It was a flip. I tried opening a bathroom door, could barely budge. There was about 1.5 inches between the floor and wall trim. They forgot to put a plate over a couple of outlets. And I'm thinking if they did this piss poor job on the basics, I can only imagine what the plumbing and electric must be like.

But I'm sure some imbeciles from California will walk in and think wow it looks so great, just like on HGTV!!! Here's a suitcase full of money for it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:22 PM (k668o)

360 >>>If it's rong, I don't want to be wright.

It's the ONT
It's all good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 11:23 PM (3Pma+)

361 Oh and never buy a flip. The quality is shit. Quality of labor, quality of materials, quality of you name it. JUNK.

Posted by: #neverskankles


Most/many houses that go on the market are spruced up with quickie cosmetic work. Not just flips.

You have to carefully inspect any house you're buying.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 11:24 PM (OYwKq)

362

OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.


Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 11:24 PM (HaL55)

363 Our house looks lived in...because people live here. You want changes? Fine you do the changes.

I went through this on the last house. "We want this done, that done.."

Me:"No. As is".

Them: "Okay, then our offer is $X."

Me: "No. The price is as advertised".

Them: "Ok"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 11:24 PM (xSo9G)

364 337 We were talking about disco songs earlier. I heard this one on the radio a few years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNyxy7XPfs

I thought it almost sounded like a Grateful Dead song from the mid-70s, except for the female vocalist.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

++++

Tarantino used that song in Jackie Brown. It is a 70's song.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Life_%28The_Crusaders_album%29

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2018 11:24 PM (U3075)

365 Surely the SJWs here in the privileged USA will welcome with open arms African refugees fleeing racist persecution,



We are only supposed to allow in people who hate America, Christians, Capitalism and want to be freeloaders. Also, no white people. Shithole countries with unskilled people preferable. Also, people coming here illegally and breaking the law are allowed to cut in line before all others.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 20, 2018 11:24 PM (8sZIF)

366 Live Thtough This is a very great album.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:25 PM (PUmDY)

367 pookysgirl - thank you. I need to work on my empathy. Right now I have none, but after I get over this initial shock and anger hopefully I will manage it.

I hope he gets some empathy for what he has done to me also, instead of just acting like a Sad Sack.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 11:26 PM (RfzVr)

368
Most/many houses that go on the market are spruced up with quickie cosmetic work. Not just flips.

You have to carefully inspect any house you're buying.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 11:24 PM (OYwKq)

___

Yeah buy there's a big difference between painting a few rooms and maybe putting in a new backsplash vs gutting a house. And of course an inspection is needed. One of the things that blew my mind was reading about people in Seattle waiving inspections with their offers in order to "win" the bidding war. And I put win in scare quotes since in the long run those people will do nothing but lose, lose lose a lot of money.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:27 PM (k668o)

369 I've never been a fan of Robert Plant but I do have "All The King's Horses" on my active playlist.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 11:27 PM (OYwKq)

370 Doesn't have to be white. Just neutral colors. You just don't want purples and greens and oranges anywhere. But a nice beige, light browns, etc is fine for selling. White actually makes it look pretty dull and boring. "

My favorite combo for every rental I've redone is Sherwin Williams "Biscuit" for the walls (a very light and creamy beige) and "Creamy" for the baseboards and trim (an off-white) That looks appealing and goes with almost anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 11:27 PM (V2Yro)

371 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 11:24 PM (xSo9G)

Sounds familiar

Plus agents do this, do that. Then drop your commission a point or two

Oh no cant do that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 11:27 PM (3Pma+)

372 It's sort of a sad story about my friend's place. That was to be their retirement place, sort of a mini farm. Her husband left the service but never really was able to hold down a job after that. He was an alcoholic. She almost lost the place when she lost her job but was able to refi. Her husband had a heart attack about two years ago and died. Her son lived there for awhile but he's moved out. She really needs to sell but it won't be quick.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 11:27 PM (Lqy/e)

373 I have been enjoying for some time the Twitter analyses of one Thomas Wictor. Today he threw out a sentence about this beloved place.

Aces of Spades, where the commenters talk about nothing but masturbation.

It is a long way from being his best analysis, but it is not entirely without insight.

Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2018 11:28 PM (Vb4BV)

374 YES! The fly has been eliminated. It's safe to hit the sack.

Wait... is that a cockroach? /jk.. I hope

Posted by: mighty hunter mindful webworker at August 20, 2018 11:28 PM (WvsMa)

375 I'm amazed at how, even in here in Texas, it is getting to be quite common to rip out everything except the outside four walls and the roof, and to rebuild a completely new house inside the shell of a the old one. One of those is going on around the corner from me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 11:29 PM (V2Yro)

376 My favorite combo for every rental I've redone is Sherwin Williams "Biscuit" for the walls (a very light and creamy beige) and "Creamy" for the baseboards and trim (an off-white) That looks appealing and goes with almost anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 11:27 PM (V2Yro)

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Heh. I do basically the same color combo with my rentals. My wife picked it out on the first one we did and have kept with the general look ever since. Great minds and all that!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:30 PM (k668o)

377 Aces of Spades, where the commenters talk about nothing but masturbation.

Highly inaccurate. I once saw someone here talk about guns for two, maybe three posts in a row.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 20, 2018 11:30 PM (IcT7t)

378 I have been enjoying for some time the Twitter analyses of one Thomas Wictor. Today he threw out a sentence about this beloved place.

Aces of Spades, where the commenters talk about nothing but masturbation.

It is a long way from being his best analysis, but it is not entirely without insight.

Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2018 11:28 PM (Vb4BV)


It's probably a good thing that he wasn't coming around here when ace was running posts about that. I try to repress the memories but it was something of a running commentary about abstaining and his progress in that endeavor. Those were some dark days ... I was so glad when he switched to intermittent fasting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 11:30 PM (OYwKq)

379

Comedian and liberal activist Chelsea Handler came to the defense of disgraced former Sen. Al Franken on Sunday, arguing that groping does not constitute sexual assault.

In defending Mr. Franken against numerous allegations of sexual misconduct, Ms. Handler admitted during an interview with Buzzfeed News that she's grabbed people's genitals "many times" in photographs before and didn't think that should be considered sexual assault.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 11:31 PM (IqV8l)

380 if we sell or house, the first people in the door will be the land rapers...

excuse me, "developers". it's an oversize lot for the immediate area, which means they can build a McMansion.

of course, that would mean cutting down all the trees, bulldozing the house and garage, and likely the pool too, but if we sell, we're either leaving #Failifornia, or we're dead/in a nursing home for good.

either way, currently it'll go for 7 figures, and the first one might not even be a "1".

at least until #Failifornia collapses into anarchy.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2018 11:16 PM (rMYq5)

That reminds me:

For years there was a Farmer who owned nearly 300 acres of prime real estate in the middle of San Jose (where even run-down homes cost an average of $1M). Over the last 40 years of his life he turned down innumerable offers of what I can only assume were mind-boggling sums, clinging to the land (and years of backed taxes) to his death in 2014. With no surviving heirs, he donated the land (all 300 acres of it) to the County on the condition that it not be developed. After a 2 year long legal battle, his land, just as he had left it, is now a county 'park' (even though it's just the farmhouse and some dusty fields) thumbing it's nose at the endless urban sprawl surrounding it.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 11:31 PM (DzFIB)

381 375 I'm amazed at how, even in here in Texas, it is getting to be quite common to rip out everything except the outside four walls and the roof, and to rebuild a completely new house inside the shell of a the old one. One of those is going on around the corner from me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 11:29 PM (V2Yro)


Our neighbors have been doing this. For the last two years. Yes, it is noisy. The jackhammers were the worst. One wants to ask "where does all the money come from?" But of course that is not a thing one can ask. They are respectable people, so it's not crack or anything.

Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2018 11:31 PM (Vb4BV)

382 Highly inaccurate. I once saw someone here talk about guns for two, maybe three posts in a row.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 20, 2018 11:30 PM (IcT7t)

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There was nearly an entire thread this morning about older women raping boys. And masturbation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:31 PM (uSlc8)

383 You have to carefully inspect any house you're buying.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 11:24 PM (OYwKq)


I've found house inspections as a requirement for a mortgage to be a scam. You have to hire an inspector on your dime, get him to sign off on the house, but if there are major problems overlooked by the inspector like wiring/plumbing/structure/etc., one has no legal recourse against the inspector.

You're right that YOU have to inspect the house. But how many know how to inspect a house? Many people can't even maintain one.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2018 11:31 PM (8lsuS)

384 "Be careful with those contact lenses."

I had the same thing happen to my right eye about 7 years ago. The only thing more painful I've ever experienced was shingles. You know those cactus plants that have really tiny needles ? It felt like one of those decided to take up house in my eye. Only vicodin helped the pain. The ulcer was pretty directly over my pupil. So I will have blurred vision in my right eye the rest of my life, Not enough tissue left for laser. At least I still have my left eye, I guess.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at August 20, 2018 11:32 PM (lDs6t)

385 Injun Lizzie Warren wants the state to assign directors to all businesses over a certain minimum size threshold.



So, a move toward empowering the state and crippling capitalism. Everything she is proposing shows either a profound lack of economic and capitalistic knowledge, or is a covert way to bring about socialism. I figure this is her putting together her Presidential platform...rallying the people. I also see the fingerprints of people smarter than her coming up with these ideas.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 20, 2018 11:32 PM (8sZIF)

386 One thing also about flips is they tend to be the most modern stuff. And I always say to myself, this stuff will be the avocado green appliances 10 years from now. Some of these ultra modern kitchens from a couple of years ago are already starting to look dated since the hot new thing now is all white kitchens.

Keep it classic and it will never go out of style.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:32 PM (k668o)

387 374 YES! The fly has been eliminated. It's safe to hit the sack.

Wait... is that a cockroach? /jk.. I hope"

I was just spraying poison around the house today, because the other morning I woke up when it was just starting to get light, and I looked up at the ceiling and I saw this dark spot that was never there before, and I was still so sleepy that I just thought "that's odd" and then the dark spot started moving around and got right over my head and I thought "oh that's not right" and then my wife woke up to me jumping on the bed and whacking the ceiling with the sole of one of my shoes. At least I got it.
Oh, and this is East Texas. We don't get those little roaches here, oh no.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 11:32 PM (V2Yro)

388 I know I've bitched and mounded about my San Antonio move slash misadventure but there are a few things I will miss about the place.

Very few.

I've mentioned the Santikos movie chain, but any Texas 'Rons will know about the H-E-B grocery chain. H-E-B also runs a sort of upscale David Brook's approved white people only chain called Central Market and goddamn it is ssoooooo good! Lots of really good bread, cheese, beer and wine but the deli section is wonderful. A lot of good eatin' to be found there. A few weeks ago I got these stuffed poblanos that were delish and today got a few little odds and ends that I'm really looking forward to. Nearly walked out with half the cheese section but I managed to successfully restrain myself.

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2018 11:33 PM (Zogyx)

389 If I was going to sell my house--which I have no intention of doing--I would have to have a lot of work done to make it marketable.

I like it just the way it is.

My house. I think I'll keep it.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 11:34 PM (sdi6R)

390 I've found house inspections as a requirement for a mortgage to be a scam.
Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2018 11:31 PM (8lsuS)

Are you talking about inspections or appraisals? I've bought more houses I can remember and I've never had to have an inspection for a mortgage. I always do them for myself, but a lender has never forced me to do one.

Appraisals on the other hand, those are always required and cost a fuck ton of money each time, that is paid by the buyer.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:34 PM (k668o)

391 You're right that YOU have to inspect the house. But how many know how to inspect a house? Many people can't even maintain one.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2018 11:31 PM (8lsuS)


You have to know someone you trust who knows how to inspect things. I wasn't referring to the standard inpections but to a real going over by someone with knowledge. It's worth the cost, considering how big of an investment it is going to be.

Of course, there are a whole bunch of things that normal people can check that would help reveal potential problems (but that almost none do). I doubt many people even try running the water in all the taps before they buy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 11:35 PM (OYwKq)

392 Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 11:31 PM (DzFIB)


Gotta respect the old coot. Well, I do.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 20, 2018 11:35 PM (8sZIF)

393 The Crusaders were awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:36 PM (PUmDY)

394 378 It's probably a good thing that he wasn't coming around here when ace was running posts about that. I try to repress the memories but it was something of a running commentary about abstaining and his progress in that endeavor. Those were some dark days ... I was so glad when he switched to intermittent fasting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 11:30 PM (OYwKq)


Oh, yes. I remember that era. My eyes skimmed a few paragraphs, for sure. Gainzz and fasts are so much better, especially since the visual part of the imagination is not engaged so much.

Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2018 11:36 PM (Vb4BV)

395 I also see the fingerprints of people smarter than her coming up with these ideas.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 20, 2018 11:32 PM (8sZIF)


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Actually, she is pretty smart. For an Indian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:36 PM (uSlc8)

396
Good night Hordians. Long day today, long day tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 11:36 PM (LsBY9)

397 @71 --

(Hey, I just finished reading the improv thread)

Woman in green with yellow tiara is Mera, Aquaman's squeeze and Atlantean royal. When written by Geoff Johns, she's tough.

Woman in black at far right of second row is Black Canary. HTH expert with sonic scream.

Now let's see who answered this already.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 20, 2018 11:37 PM (EPGbR)

398 I personally rebuilt this house after Hurricane Ike, a 2008 storm. Took me 'bout fifteen months to get it all done, but it all got done.

Highest quality materials, and I'll put my craftsmanship up against the BEST of any professional in any trade that I applied in my repairs.

Whoever might eventually buy this house, will be getting a strong, solid and *very* well finished gem.

Later work I've just finished off, as many of you know, was an all-new front stairs, their railings and new front porch railings.

Damn near furniture-grade work, vs. the "lumberyard grade" wood of the originals, with all the millwork scars, saw marks, hammer dents, etc.

The originals were also built with non-galvanized nails, which rusted over the years since Ike, into naught but powdered oxides.

My new ones have 100% stainless screws, no nails and much router work and sanding to effect a sculpted, finished appearance, as evidenced by a clean, shiny sheen of the new paint, uninterrupted by scars, splinters, sloppy caulking or other flaws of laziness.

The only sub-contractors I'd ever trust to DO work on my house, are ones I'd never be able to afford, because they, like me, do SUPERB work, and charge like hell for it.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2018 11:37 PM (QzJWU)

399 Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2018 11:28 PM (Vb4BV)

I think he is blind from chokin the chicken too much

No masturbation matters in 400 posts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+)

400 My inspector is a dude that has been in the construction industry for 30 years. He knows what's what and knows how to spot problems. I pay him $350-500 per inspection, depending on the size of the house. He spends 2-3 hours going over everything then gives me a full report. Generally he will find small stuff, which is fine, no house is perfect. But what I'm really paying him is to tell me if I will will have to spend $25K at some point on major repairs or not. And that's easily worth $500.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:38 PM (k668o)

401 386
Keep it classic and it will never go out of style.
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:32 PM (k668o)


I mentioned the other night that people pay good money for retro 50's decor.

I have the real thing. Formica countertops with the multicolored boomerang squiggles. I wouldn't dream of replacing them.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 11:38 PM (sdi6R)

402 385 Injun Lizzie Warren wants the state to assign directors to all businesses over a certain minimum size threshold.



So, a move toward empowering the state and crippling capitalism. Everything she is proposing shows either a profound lack of economic and capitalistic knowledge, or is a covert way to bring about socialism. I figure this is her putting together her Presidential platform...rallying the people. I also see the fingerprints of people smarter than her coming up with these ideas.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 20, 2018 11:32 PM (8sZIF)


that idea is the very basis of Fascism... not just Socialism, but Fascism.

Because the Companies will, as they have been... will buy the elections of those they favor... so those they favor will be in control of their corporate fates.

Just like the Public Sector Unions did.

Posted by: Don Q. at August 20, 2018 11:39 PM (NgKpN)

403 You told your mama I'd get you home
But you didn't say that I got no car

https://youtu.be/632H5C-hNts

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2018 11:39 PM (U3075)

404 Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2018 11:37 PM (QzJWU)

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What you describe is not a flip. You built it to live in. I'm fine with buying a house that was rebuilt or renovated by someone who then lived in it for several years and then sold. What I mean by stay away from flips is the buy it in May, sell in July after "renovating" it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:40 PM (k668o)

405 Actually, she is pretty smart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:36 PM (



Dammit. That's not good.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 20, 2018 11:40 PM (8sZIF)

406 Are you talking about inspections or appraisals?

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:34 PM (k668o)


Inspections. VA mortgages require inspections, for example. Also, many banks require inspections before a mortgage is approved.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2018 11:41 PM (8lsuS)

407

On Monday morning, Esteemed Wise Man Of Science Neil DeGrasse Tyson gave his blessing to President Trump's idea of a "Space Force," but immediately followed with a call for an entity right out of the pages of George Orwell's "1984": a "Truth Force."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 11:41 PM (IqV8l)

408 Inspections. VA mortgages require inspections, for example. Also, many banks require inspections before a mortgage is approved.
Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2018 11:41 PM (8lsuS)

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Hmmm. Weird, I've never heard of that. Maybe it's a regional thing? Also never used VA so have no idea how those work either.

Learn new shit every day.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:42 PM (k668o)

409 cfo mom #159: ...One seemed to not give much of a care when I returned, but the other was so excited he actually jumped up and down and shouted sounds I never heard from him (or any other cat) previously. Warmed my heart.

That is so cute. I just hope our 3 won't scar us too badly.

Been following your financial dilemma. Sorry for you, but admiring your work to resolve it.

Could you come straighten out our mess next?

Posted by: mindful webworker - dollars to doughnuts at August 20, 2018 11:42 PM (WvsMa)

410 I look for houses where they haven't redone the kitchens. I just hate that look.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 11:42 PM (Lqy/e)

411 399 I think he is blind from chokin the chicken too much

No masturbation matters in 400 posts
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+)


A spirited defense! Good. Your hypothesis is unlikely, but the core is solid. I imagine he stopped in one night and observed. For most things, that would do -- things are usually what they are, consistently, and you can observe them, get their measure, and know them well enough. This place, no. The variation among threads, and the unexplorable depth of many of the commenters here, is amazing.

Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2018 11:42 PM (Vb4BV)

412 Mostly government backed loans require inspections, fha, va

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:43 PM (PUmDY)

413 Question at Quora:

"What can Sears do to stage a turnaround?"

OMG. IMHO they would have to stop being a major retailer and go big-league DIY.

By the time I was done with them they'd basically be a much smaller, slightly more upscale Home Depot, and that's about it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2018 11:43 PM (km8m2)

414 Wishbone Ash -- Now, iffen I was alive back in the fall of 1973, I coulda seen them guys play at The Warehouse in New Orleans.

But that would make me older than 29...

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 11:43 PM (0ogQG)

415 412 Mostly government backed loans require inspections, fha, va
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:43 PM (PUmDY)

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Yeah I can see FHA, since so much of what is bought with FHA is garbage.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:44 PM (k668o)

416 On Monday morning, Esteemed Wise Man Of Science Neil DeGrasse Tyson gave his blessing to President Trump's idea of a "Space Force," but immediately followed with a call for an entity right out of the pages of George Orwell's "1984": a "Truth Force."

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That planetarium gift shop must damn near run itself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:44 PM (uSlc8)

417 This hotel connection is a bit slow.

Relatively.

Seems t'me we may have stayed here long, long ago, and logged in (to CompuServe) via acoustic modem.

Yes, we carted the dang thing around with us.

Posted by: mindful webworker - on a Tandy 100 laptop at August 20, 2018 11:45 PM (WvsMa)

418 Hmmm. Weird, I've never heard of that. Maybe it's a regional thing? Also never used VA so have no idea how those work either.

Learn new shit every day.
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:42 PM (k668o)

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In GA, inspections and appraisals are separate issues. Appraisals vary wildly, while inspections tell one the real story.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 11:45 PM (I16G8)

419 By the time I was done with them they'd basically be a much smaller, slightly more upscale Home Depot, and that's about it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2018 11:43 PM (km8m2)

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Bring it, Roebuck.

Posted by: Restoration Hardware at August 20, 2018 11:45 PM (uSlc8)

420 Sears could have been Amazon. They had everything in place already with the catalog, just needed to move it online.

One of the greatest missed business opportunities of all time.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:45 PM (k668o)

421 I need to work on my empathy. Right now I have none,
but after I get over this initial shock and anger hopefully I will
manage it.

I hope he gets some empathy for what he has done to me also, instead of just acting like a Sad Sack.


Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 11:26 PM (RfzVr)

"Being in shock" can go on for far longer than people realize. Sometimes you have to give people time but if they use it as an excuse, it becomes necessary to have a not-very-fun conversation with them.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2018 11:46 PM (XKZwp)

422 Immediately after the crash, the government killed a lot of purchase because they would require repairs to be made from the inspections. The foreclosing lenders said gth.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:47 PM (PUmDY)

423 Appraisals make sense for a lender. If you eldn $500K you want to make sure the underlying asset is worth $500K. But an inspection? So you find out the roof might need to be replaced in a few years. Do you not lend the money? I don't get the point of it from a lender's standpoint. Unless the bank is afraid the borrower will walk if it needs a new roof?

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:48 PM (k668o)

424 Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2018 11:42 PM (Vb4BV)


In 2 years of hosting The ONT I have come to learn 1 truth about it and the commenters

I have no clue what will be discussed

The topics posted and what are brought up by the commenters reminds me of herding cats.

I have the best gig in the entire World Wide Web

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 11:49 PM (3Pma+)

425 Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2018 11:33 PM (Zogyx)

Oh Robert, I absolutely loved the Central Market in Fort Worth when I lived there, still visit when I go through. They had live bands on Friday and Saturday nights, and once a month they had a cooking class you could sign up for, which was damned interesting since they could usually get one of the top chefs from a local restaurant to host it. And I don't know how widely it's recognized, but FW has a better restaurant scene than even Dallas does, in my opinion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 11:50 PM (V2Yro)

426 Gov.t backed loans have little to no down payments.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:50 PM (PUmDY)

427 16 On Monday morning, Esteemed Wise Man Of Science Neil DeGrasse Tyson gave his blessing to President Trump's idea of a "Space Force," but immediately followed with a call for an entity right out of the pages of George Orwell's "1984": a "Truth Force."



*facepalm*
Whose truth? Germany wanted a Ministry of Truth. If millenials learned anything from Harry Potter, they should be against these things.

Mattis had a better name for the Space Force though. Can't remember it. Space Force seems a little cartoonish to me. JMO.

Anyway, Armed services and military is soooo different than a govt/scientific propaganda organization. What a twatwaffle. Another power grab. More social engineering. Ick.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 20, 2018 11:50 PM (8sZIF)

428 What you describe is not a flip. You built it to live in. I'm fine with buying a house that was rebuilt or renovated by someone who then lived in it for several years and then sold. What I mean by stay away from flips is the buy it in May, sell in July after "renovating" it.
Posted by: #neverskankles




yep

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 11:50 PM (MTjB1)

429 426 Gov.t backed loans have little to no down payments.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:50 PM (PUmDY)

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Down payments are racist!!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:50 PM (k668o)

430

Evening Ladies and Germs!

How's life in the clean world.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 20, 2018 11:51 PM (AyGZp)

431 420 Sears could have been Amazon. They had everything in place already with the catalog, just needed to move it online.

One of the greatest missed business opportunities of all time.

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Eddie Lampert might have been a genius stock picker but in retail he wasn't qualified to run a 7-11.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:52 PM (uSlc8)

432 Wishbone Ash...Say Goodbye.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 11:52 PM (RuIsu)

433

Three people have been injured in a shooting outside a tube station tonight amid lawless London's daily bloodbath.

Several police and emergency vehicles rushed to the scene on Kingsbury Road, Brent at around 9:45pm.

Reports of several people being gunned down flooded social media and images showed a heavy police and ambulance response.

A later statement from Scotland Yard said cops were not treating the shooting as terror related.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 11:53 PM (IqV8l)

434 Bush authorized the down payment assistance programs. I had some buyers gettin most if not all of their earnest money back at closing. Insane.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

435 Could you come straighten out our mess next?

Posted by: mindful webworker - dollars to doughnuts at August 20, 2018 11:42 PM




Ha! Ok, you're next on the list.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 11:54 PM (RfzVr)

436 I think he is blind from chokin the chicken too much



No masturbation matters in 400 posts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+)


R.S. McCain may have let slip that a certain Ewok found a female of his species.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2018 11:55 PM (XKZwp)

437 The live version of Whole Lotta Love is missing the overlay of the whining deeowww guitar work in the studio version -- So many bands can (and could) not reproduce their studio sound on the stage.

I have always given extra points to bands that could, like ZZ Top.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 11:55 PM (0ogQG)

438 By the time Lampert got there the damage was already done. Sears fucked up by not doing the Amazon thing in the late 90s, early 2000s. By Lampert's time it was way too late.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:55 PM (k668o)

439 I've found house inspections as a requirement for a mortgage to be a scam. You have to hire an inspector on your dime, get him to sign off on the house, but if there are major problems overlooked by the inspector like wiring/plumbing/structure/etc., one has no legal recourse against the inspector.
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An inspection report on our house is going to look like the merger agreement between two mega-companies.

The thing is, there's nothing really 'wrong' with it that wasn't 'wrong' when it was constructed. It's a miracle that three generations managed to survive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 11:55 PM (CDGwz)

440 Evening Ladies and Germs!

How's life in the clean world.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 20, 2018 11:51 PM (AyGZp)

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Them schnitzengrubens will wipe you out!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 20, 2018 11:55 PM (uSlc8)

441 Jim, sounds like you built a new boat - ashore

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2018 11:56 PM (/pu5B)

442 What London needs is hammer control. Who needs a hammer anyway? Not in modern times. Hammers should be regulated and licensed.

Only licensed, credentialed professionals should be allowed to carry hammers.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y737p7qw

If it saves just one life ...

Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 20, 2018 11:57 PM (I9Sw7)

443 We put our house up for sale in April. It sold in two weeks. At the closing, the woman was telling us what she had planned for the house. The husband asked if that bothered us, like it wss our child. I told them I didn't care what they did to the place. I hated the house and couldn't wait to be rid of it.

Posted by: abby at August 20, 2018 11:57 PM (I2MJX)

444 434 Bush authorized the down payment assistance programs. I had some buyers gettin most if not all of their earnest money back at closing. Insane.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

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And you say these people foreclosed a year or two later? Shocking!!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:57 PM (k668o)

445 By the time Lampert got there the damage was already done. Sears fucked up by not doing the Amazon thing in the late 90s, early 2000s.
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I can think of no retailer better positioned to capitalize on the internet than Sears. Seariously dropped ball, as it were.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 11:57 PM (CDGwz)

446 Lampert made the decision not to spend money to freshen the stores or improve the product mix. That's why they look like dark, dated holes full of cheap ugly clothes today.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 11:57 PM (uSlc8)

447 Mis Hum, herding cats is easy. (See the video I sent to you at petmorons two weeks ago.) Moron herding, well I suppose that is much trickier.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 11:57 PM (RfzVr)

448 Inspectors only refund the cost of the inspection if there is a problem. Nice gig.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 11:58 PM (PUmDY)

449 420 Sears could have been Amazon. They had everything in place already with the catalog, just needed to move it online.

One of the greatest missed business opportunities of all time."


And if they wanted to go in a different direction, they could have been Walmart. They had the stores, they had the coverage, they had the brand loyalty. Now it's too late, they're finished. Our local Sears hasn't announced a closing date yet, but the Mall owner already went to the city zoning board and got a permit allowing for the demolition of the store, and the building of a couple restaurants in its place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 11:58 PM (V2Yro)

450 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1031598822726807552

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1031598909548847106

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1031598992889716736

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1031599089144745984

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1031599175069323266

Posted by: kbdabear at August 20, 2018 11:58 PM (0Ntuf)

451 I hated the house and couldn't wait to be rid of it.
Posted by: abby at August 20, 2018 11:57 PM (I2MJX)

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That's cold, man.

Posted by: Abby's Old House at August 20, 2018 11:59 PM (uSlc8)

452 443 We put our house up for sale in April. It sold in two weeks. At the closing, the woman was telling us what she had planned for the house. The husband asked if that bothered us, like it wss our child. I told them I didn't care what they did to the place. I hated the house and couldn't wait to be rid of it.
Posted by: abby at August 20, 2018 11:57 PM (I2MJX)

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Heh, yep. I never get people who do that with houses, or even with cars. It's like we want to sell to someone who will love our house/car as much as we did. Pffft. Once the check clears, burn the thing to the ground for all I care.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:59 PM (k668o)

453 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2018 11:55 PM (CDGwz)

The offer on our house didn't have an inspection request. I was shocked. We are still set for our closing next month

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 20, 2018 11:59 PM (3Pma+)

454 I mentioned this in the last thread. The European Space Agency's Aeolus satellite is designed to use lasers to measure winds throughout the Earth's atmosphere:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HB-qMdMtqY

It was supposed to launch Tuesday afternoon, but ironically it has been postponed for 24 hours due to high winds.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 11:59 PM (sdi6R)

455 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1031599253758590979

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1031599337334288384

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1031599423233638400

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1031599512014479361

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1031599601038618624

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2018 12:00 AM (0Ntuf)

456 I don't get the point of it from a lender's standpoint. Unless the bank is afraid the borrower will walk if it needs a new roof?

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:48 PM (k668o)


The bank owns the house, you just get to rent it for 15 to 30 years. The bank wants to make sure you are buying a sound $500,000 property with its money that is actually worth $500,000 should the bank be forced to repossess and sell it.

Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2018 12:00 AM (8lsuS)

457 8 I have been enjoying for some time the Twitter analyses of one Thomas Wictor. Today he threw out a sentence about this beloved place.

Aces of Spades, where the commenters talk about nothing but masturbation.

It is a long way from being his best analysis, but it is not entirely without insight.

Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2018 11:28 PM (Vb4BV)

It's probably a good thing that he wasn't coming around here when ace was running posts about that. I try to repress the memories but it was something of a running commentary about abstaining and his progress in that endeavor. Those were some dark days ... I was so glad when he switched to intermittent fasting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 11:30 PM (OYwKq)


Noooooo. He didn't...did he? I can't even...

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 12:01 AM (8sZIF)

458
I mentioned this in the last thread. The European Space Agency's Aeolus satellite is designed to use lasers to measure winds throughout the Earth's atmosphere

Yeah, that's what they say the lasers are for!

Space Force Assemble!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 12:01 AM (IqV8l)

459 Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 11:57 PM (RfzVr)


I know you submitted something for the pet thread. I'm squeaking by until mid-September
Then I will be back full time to the blog

Moron herding is a challenge

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 21, 2018 12:02 AM (3Pma+)

460 Just posted this at Quora:

http://qr.ae/TUNNUv

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:03 AM (km8m2)

461 355 It is just a shame to be treating a 68 year old man as one would a naughty child.


Posted by: cfo mom at August 20, 2018 11:08 PM (RfzVr)

Sadly, had I taken this approach with my now ex-wife, instead of treating her like a responsible adult, I could have mitigated a lot of damage.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 12:03 AM (NWiLs)

462 Sears used to be prey on seniors for home repairs. Their old practices are one of the reasons there is a right to rescind a refinance.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:03 AM (PUmDY)

463 The bank owns the house, you just get to rent it for 15 to 30 years. The bank wants to make sure you are buying a sound $500,000 property with its money that is actually worth $500,000 should the bank be forced to repossess and sell it.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2018 12:00 AM (8lsuS)

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What banks should do is require 20% down, then they don't have to worry about any of that. House need a new roof, not the bank's problem, they already have $100K and if you walk, they keep that $100K and sell the house to someone for $450K knowing it needs a new roof.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 21, 2018 12:04 AM (k668o)

464 I confess I'm one of those people who always loves the houses I live in, I put too much of myself into them to not do that. I also would never own a newer house, the 3 houses I've owned and lived in (don't count rental periods) were built in 1912, 1940, and current house, 1937. And this about as new a house as I ever want to live in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:04 AM (V2Yro)

465 RickZ: I'm a home inspector in CA, and inspections are not required to get a mortgage here (however some lenders do require them in certain situations, such REOs). I'm sure the rules and customs vary from state to state.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 21, 2018 12:05 AM (LMcFk)

466 The Space Force needs its own theme song.

It has to be awesome.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 12:05 AM (UsCnO)

467 MH, no repair requests ar all? Newer house?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:05 AM (PUmDY)

468 446 Lampert made the decision not to spend money to freshen the stores or improve the product mix. That's why they look like dark, dated holes full of cheap ugly clothes today.

With 'staff' of welfare queen refugees who hate YOU, hate WORK and pretty much hate anything that doesn't involve 6" finger nails, weaves and rows, and people whose name doesn't end in -yonda, -quisha or -onge...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 21, 2018 12:06 AM (AyGZp)

469 Average Guy,

How are you feeling?

Posted by: four seasons at August 21, 2018 12:06 AM (fxdyE)

470
The bank owns the house, you just get to rent it
for 15 to 30 years. The bank wants to make sure you are buying a sound
$500,000 property with its money that is actually worth $500,000 should
the bank be forced to repossess and sell it.

Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2018 12:00 AM (8lsuS)
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Hey! Don't forget about us!

Posted by: rising property taxes at August 21, 2018 12:06 AM (UsCnO)

471 ...Jim, sounds like you built a new boat - ashore

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2018 11:56 PM (/pu5B)



Close, Jean... very close.

I built a lifeboat.

A newer New Dawn will await me when I retire and sell this and the Orlando property.

Then I'll be back on the water, at long last.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 12:07 AM (QzJWU)

472 @realDonaldTrump
Just watched former Intelligence Official Phillip Mudd become totally unglued and weird while debating wonderful @PARISDENNARD over Brennan's Security Clearance. Dennard destroyed him but Mudd is in no mental condition to have such a Clearance. Should be REVOKED?

My erection just got 10 feet taller.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 21, 2018 12:07 AM (rnAwa)

473 Hey! Don't forget about us!
Posted by: rising property taxes at August 21, 2018 12:06 AM (UsCnO)

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Prop 13 is the only good thing that ever happened in California politics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:07 AM (uSlc8)

474 My favorite Wishbone Ash song is 'Mother of Pearl', from their New England album (1976).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht0RXxmzico

This live version is outstanding. The video is complete with rock star 'costumes' from the mid '70s. (Starts at 44:38.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJQqrtRjXg

Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2018 12:08 AM (8lsuS)

475 466 The Space Force needs its own theme song.

It has to be awesome.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 12:05 AM (UsCnO)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60-etRy0dg8

Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 12:08 AM (tOHeO)

476 the 3 houses I've owned and lived in (don't count rental periods) were built in 1912, 1940, and current house, 1937. And this about as new a house as I ever want to live in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:04 AM (V2Yro)

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Amen. I love older houses as well. They have character and our neighbor's house doesn't look exactly like yours. The idea of living in a cookie cutter subdivision doesn't appeal to me whatsoever. I own rentals in said cookie cutter sub-divisions buy I'd never live in one.

The downside to the older homes is the extra costs to maintain. And the risk that your neighbors don't keep up with that maintenance and you end up with an eyesore next door.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 21, 2018 12:08 AM (k668o)

477

So tell me Schatze, is twue what they say about your people being... gifted?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 21, 2018 12:08 AM (AyGZp)

478 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:05 AM (PUmDY)

Older home, well taken care of and some recent updating, kitchen cabs, flooring, entire home interior repainted.

I was shocked and still can't believe it. And no, no requests for work to be performed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 21, 2018 12:09 AM (3Pma+)

479 With 'staff' of welfare queen refugees who hate YOU, hate WORK and pretty much hate anything that doesn't involve 6" finger nails, weaves and rows, and people whose name doesn't end in -yonda, -quisha or -onge...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 21, 2018 12:06 AM (AyGZp)

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So like the DMV.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 21, 2018 12:09 AM (k668o)

480 Cicero, is that the law/reg that requires prop taxes to be grandfathered at your purchase price?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:10 AM (PUmDY)

481 Americans own less stuff. Is this a problem?

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Considering the number of hoarding shows, nope.

Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 12:11 AM (tOHeO)

482 Inspectors only refund the cost of the inspection if there is a problem. Nice gig.

If that.

I'm pretty sure they're in cahoots with other related businesses as well.

I was "forced" to pay for a radon measurement to sell a house, once, because I had never done one while living there.

A four-level split with a walkout. So it did not have a basement.

Obviously, there was no radon.

Posted by: mikeski at August 21, 2018 12:11 AM (P1f+c)

483 MH, your buyer's agent sucks. Great for you.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:12 AM (PUmDY)

484 480 Cicero, is that the law/reg that requires prop taxes to be grandfathered at your purchase price?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:10 AM (PUmD

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Yep. 23 years ago I paid $289k for a house that is now valued at over a million on Zillow. The property taxes are just a bit higher than they were the first year.

The lunatic Dem Legislature hates this, as you can imagine, and is constantly coming up with proposals to undermine it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:13 AM (uSlc8)

485 Friends of ours bought a house, put in months of work renovating it, then sold it for a profit to a buyer

-- who promptly bulldozed it. Going to use the site for another McMansion. Fool.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 21, 2018 12:13 AM (EPGbR)

486 Laundry is done. I have tomorrow off, but I'm just too tired to hang... Later, Gators!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 21, 2018 12:13 AM (Ckg4U)

487 Considering the number of hoarding shows, nope.
Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 12:11 AM (tOHeO)


They are still making those? I didn't know that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (8sZIF)

488 Average Guy,

How are you feeling?

Posted by: four seasons at August 21, 2018 12:06 AM (fxdyE)

Thanks for asking. Not too bad. Took one Tylenol/Codeine, probably didn't need it. Keeping ice on the groin. Just kind of worn out from the general anesthesia. And my throat's killing me. Getting spoiled by Average Wife which is nice (no, not in that way). Still a bit of a bulge on the left side, which worries me a bit, but I'm sure doc did everything right and it will go away in a few days. Procedure was done minimally invasively via robot.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (LMcFk)

489 Laters, Slap.

Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (tOHeO)

490 Insomniac - If I may, please feel free to tell me to myob, but do you lay in bed or muse in your chair all kinds of scenarios that may/could, didn't/could've happened? I am cursed with a brain that runs all conceivable possibilities (usually negative) and I find it a huge fight to keep from dwelling on them. And I often wonder if other people do this or if I am just a weirdo and most folks do not war game out everything in their life.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (RfzVr)

491 I have no idea if this would work. If you shut off the internet link (airplane mode) on a Kindle, can Amazon screw with the contents on that specific device?

Posted by: JTB at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (V+03K)

492 Heh, yep. I never get people who do that with
houses, or even with cars. It's like we want to sell to someone who will
love our house/car as much as we did. Pffft. Once the check clears,
burn the thing to the ground for all I care.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 20, 2018 11:59 PM (k668o)


Pooky's sister's family was living with his parents while their house was being remodeled this spring. Kiddo #2 (age 7) had run into the house to grab something while his mom was in the car and heard a noise. He found an older woman wandering around. She had moved out a decade ago and was upset about what was being done to "her house." Poor kid was a bit freaked out, got his mom, and my SIL very politely made sure the woman left. They were planning on redoing security anyway, and now the house has sturdy locks on the doors.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (XKZwp)

493 Nite Slapweasel.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (8sZIF)

494 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:12 AM (PUmDY)

No argument here.
Full offer to boot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (3Pma+)

495 So like the DMV.

Sears is training wheels for the DMV.

When they sold Craftsman to Japan and Ace Hardware, they died, and the rotting stinking corpse lays on the beach like a whale full of plastic refuse, being flayed by the casually cruel and sodomized by German tourists...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (AyGZp)

496 The offer on our house didn't have an inspection request. I was shocked. We are still set for our closing next month
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Glad to hear it.

Fairly sad story down the block from us. An older couple bought a house as their final living place. Added some French doors off the back, with a nice small deck.

They were there less than a year, when she was diagnosed with stomach cancer. She never even came home from the hospital.

He immediately arranged for an apartment at an assisted living facility, and put the house up for sale. He received the asking price, which was ~$30K more than he paid. Sold in 12 days.

I find the place hard and cold, but artsy types find that appealing, it seems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 12:15 AM (CDGwz)

497 https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 12:15 AM (YEriz)

498 Ah shoot I'll just post it. Here's my answer at Quora:

What can Sears do to make a turnaround?

I honestly don't know. I tend to agree with the other answer that Sears' remaining lifespan is, best case scenario, very short at this point.

If I was made CEO/corporate dictator and could do anything to turn it around, the entire culture and focus of Sears would change.

By the time I was done, Sears would no longer be an anchor store at all. I'd shrink it down to a serious DIY, home improvement and appliance store. Think Restoration Hardware, a much smaller/slightly more upscale version of Home Depot, or sort of a mini-Lowe's. It would never again sell clothes, jewelry, shoes, electronics, or lots of other household merchandise and services.

It’s been sad to watch Sears decline these past dozen or so years. I have family for whom Kenmore, Craftsman, Toughskins and other brands were not just labels; they were certifications of quality, and by now they've all been sold off or mothballed forever. Most of those loved ones are now passed away, and Sears following them to the Great Mall In The Sky will only reinforce how much I miss them.

PS. At least at one site it's behind a paywall, but look for the online article Sears Transformed America, It Deserves To Die With Dignity, that was published a few years ago. It's an overview and frankly a great eulogy for Sears, explaining the incredible contributions it made to America and its self___, throughout much of the 20th century.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:15 AM (km8m2)

499 When they sold Craftsman to Japan and Ace Hardware, they died, and the rotting stinking corpse lays on the beach like a whale full of plastic refuse, being flayed by the casually cruel and sodomized by German tourists...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (AyGZp)

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That's poetry, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:15 AM (uSlc8)

500 Nite Slap.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 12:16 AM (I16G8)

501 Sears could have been Amazon. They had everything in place already with the catalog, just needed to move it online.

One of the greatest missed business opportunities of all time.
Posted by: #neverskankles


They were the first department store to sell online.

Except it was when dial-up and BBSs were a thing. They created Prodigy in 1984 which had their catalog online. They shut down the catalog in 93 and sold Prodigy in 96.

A case of too early.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2018 12:16 AM (1jWCo)

502 self___ should read, self___.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:16 AM (km8m2)

503 490 Insomniac - If I may, please feel free to tell me to myob, but do you lay in bed or muse in your chair all kinds of scenarios that may/could, didn't/could've happened? I am cursed with a brain that runs all conceivable possibilities (usually negative) and I find it a huge fight to keep from dwelling on them. And I often wonder if other people do this or if I am just a weirdo and most folks do not war game out everything in their life.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 21, 2018 12:14 AM (RfzVr)

I don't mind. Yes, I do. I wargame and reverse wargame just about everything pretty much all the damn time.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 12:16 AM (NWiLs)

504 Cicero, my dad told me about that and I didn't belive him.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:17 AM (PUmDY)

505 LOL.

self- i m a g e

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:17 AM (km8m2)

506 So many bands can (and could) not reproduce their studio sound on the stage.

I have always given extra points to bands that could, like ZZ Top.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 11:55 PM (0ogQG)


One of things I respected about Yes. Listening to some of their songs, you'd think 'no way could they do that live' but they did. Every member of the band were masters of their respective instruments.

Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2018 12:19 AM (8lsuS)

507 505 LOL.

self- i m a g e
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:17 AM (km8m2)

I have no idea why that gets censored.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 12:19 AM (NWiLs)

508 Average Guy,

May you feel better everyday!

Posted by: four seasons at August 21, 2018 12:19 AM (fxdyE)

509
-- who promptly bulldozed it. Going to use the site for another McMansion. Fool.
Posted by: Weak Geek
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Ah. Pearls Before Swine comic:

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2018/05/25

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 12:19 AM (CDGwz)

510 506 So many bands can (and could) not reproduce their studio sound on the stage.

I have always given extra points to bands that could, like ZZ Top.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 11:55 PM (0ogQG)

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If a band doesn't have authenticity, it has nothing.

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at August 21, 2018 12:20 AM (uSlc8)

511 Insom, me neither. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:20 AM (km8m2)

512 I bought a new washing machine today. After doing a respectable amount of looking things up (I knew a couple of blowhards who called internet look-ups "research," and I won't call it that), off we went to see what was out there.
I looked only at front-loaders, since I've never had anything else and am sold on the concept from the olden time. Wanted one made in Ohio if possible, had been hepped what brands to avoid, established that all standard sizes were one hunk bigger than the "high capacity" we'd bought in the 90's. The usual stuff.
And at the store, wife happened to mention that our laundry room is set up in such a way that the door hinge has to be on the right-hand side. That was the end of the shopping, because only one brand was "convertible." That struck me as just damned odd. Apparently not an issue for most folks.
Saleslady at our appliance store is fairly nice looking and I'll guess 20 years my junior. Wife calls her my prostitute because every time I see her it costs $1000.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 21, 2018 12:21 AM (8ZmvG)

513 Check out the elo Wembley or bust concert on Showtime.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:21 AM (PUmDY)

514 The housing bubble will be worse than in 2008. Bubbles, bubbles, and moat bubbles everywhere. A controlled collapse and restart is the only way out of this mess. And helicopter rides. And throwing people in camps and/or physical removal.

Posted by: TGE #45 at August 21, 2018 12:22 AM (Y2VBD)

515 Or Steely Dan shows

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:24 AM (PUmDY)

516 437 The live version of Whole Lotta Love is missing the overlay of the whining deeowww guitar work in the studio version -- So many bands can (and could) not reproduce their studio sound on the stage.

I have always given extra points to bands that could, like ZZ Top.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 11:55 PM (0ogQG)


Not to mention that dude from the Police Academy movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHMA1Dpo5M

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2018 12:24 AM (Vb4BV)

517 Wife calls her my prostitute because every time I see her it costs $1000.

Cheap Whores!

I'll bet she doesn't even tie you up, go 30-Love with your nuts and a tennis racket, piss in your mouth and peg you and your dachshund for that money...

Posted by: Various Swamp PolWhores at August 21, 2018 12:25 AM (AyGZp)

518 wait we censor i-m-a-g-e , along with i-m-g ?

Censoring the 3-letter abbreviation is to prevent people from filling the comment thread with animated gifs with the i-m-g bbcode tag. Dunno what censoring the whole word would accomplish.

test:
1) image
B) ___

Posted by: mikeski at August 21, 2018 12:25 AM (P1f+c)

519 mikeski, let me try again:

self___

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:26 AM (km8m2)

520 nope, it blanks out the - i m a g e portion.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:26 AM (km8m2)

521 507 505 LOL.

self- i m a g e
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:17 AM (km8m2)

I have no idea why that gets censored.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 12:19 AM (NWiLs)



Because it's a part of HTML coding to insert pictures into a comment. So probably when this place or another one that pixy manages started up people were sticking pictures into the comments and it was chewing through the bandwidth so there are a lot of instances where those letters together have been coded into the site to replace them with the ____. For instance if you were to put up a twitter comment from Jim Geraghty and it had his twitter handle it would put the ___ in there because it puts I M and G all in a row with no break between them.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 12:27 AM (cAnNx)

522 The offer on our house didn't have an inspection request. I was shocked. We are still set for our closing next month
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Don't know how it is in your locale, but here in the Bay Area only fools don't get their houses inspected prior to listing. And I'm not just saying that because I'm an inspector. When every house is $1.5M and up (way up), people are too happy to sue. Even if you can claim ignorance about some undisclosed defect and you can convince a judge in your favor, you've created a whole mess of trouble which you could have avoided for a few hundred bucks. I've found some stuff when inspecting for buyers, that made the sellers wish they hadn't been so stingy.

Not calling you[/] a fool of course; just talking about CA, where fools abound.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 21, 2018 12:27 AM (LMcFk)

523 520 nope, it blanks out the - i m a g e portion.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:26 AM (km8m2)

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At the HQ that's known as the B l a z e r Effect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:27 AM (uSlc8)

524
The housing bubble will be worse than in 2008.

When will it be? Who will get the blame?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 12:28 AM (IqV8l)

525 The downside to the older homes is the extra
costs to maintain. And the risk that your neighbors don't keep up with
that maintenance and you end up with an eyesore next door.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 21, 2018 12:08 AM (k668o)

Y'all know about our "new homeowner month from hell." Still paying off the plumbing bill from it, but it's fixed and the rain has mostly stopped. And we're in a cool spell, so the A/C doesn't need to run as much. Pookette now plays under Pooky's desk, saying she's going to "fix the air con-nishing."

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 12:28 AM (XKZwp)

526 Cicero, hmm, I learn new stuff here every day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:28 AM (km8m2)

527 It blanks it out for selfimage.

But does it blank out just the word image?

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 12:28 AM (cAnNx)

528 oh, the dash is needed, too?

iii) ___

Posted by: mikeski at August 21, 2018 12:28 AM (P1f+c)

529 Well Insomniac, I know I have mentioned before that I have a kinship with you in our upbringing. Tough stuff. Now I get you even more. Blessings my friend. Sometimes it just is helpful to know you are not alone and you are not really "different".

Posted by: cfo mom at August 21, 2018 12:28 AM (RfzVr)

530 ...yup, "image" is ok. putting a dash right before it gets the pixycensor.

Posted by: mikeski at August 21, 2018 12:29 AM (P1f+c)

531 buzzion, hmm:

selfimage

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:29 AM (km8m2)

532 So apparently the HTML looks for that dash.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:29 AM (km8m2)

533 Nope, no way will SJWs want white South Africans here no matter what dangers they are fleeing. Once they are here and become citizens, it ruins the color cachet privilege of 'African-American'.

Didn't Terreeezzzaaa claim she was African-American?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 21, 2018 12:29 AM (brIR5)

534

1) image
2) ___
3) IMG

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 12:30 AM (IqV8l)

535 blessings my friend. Sometimes it just is helpful to know you are not alone and you are not really "different".
Posted by: cfo mom at August 21, 2018 12:28 AM

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Well, actually he is kind of different.

I keed, insom

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:30 AM (uSlc8)

536 Strangest thing.

Comments would scroll up the screen, but instead of scrolling off, they would stop at the top, and other comments would start piling up on top, until the top part of the screen was nearly solid black and the rest looked like font soup.

Then I opened my eyes and saw that the browser had scrolled to the bottom of the thread and I'd been half-asleep. Or more than half.

So, I'm thinking....

Good night.

Posted by: mindful webworker - seems like a dream now it was so long ago at August 21, 2018 12:31 AM (WvsMa)

537
I don't mind. Yes, I do. I wargame and reverse wargame just about everything pretty much all the damn time."

I have a brother who holds on to things, and we've talked some about this. Perhaps certain people are just locked into certain mental pathways, and so it may be pointless and even a bit insulting to try and discuss other ways of doing things. But just to reference the discussions my brother and I have had - wargaming out the future is incredibly useful and necessary, if you don't do that you charge in blind and are prone to great mistakes. Reviewing the past is necessary, once, to realize if there are lessons you should learn, things you should remember next time.

But only once. Do a good and honest job of reviewing your actions, of determining what lessons you should have learned - but then drop it. If you have looked at it once, seriously, then there is never any reason for you to let that story play in your head again. What's done is done and you can never change it, so drop it. Think no more of it, those thoughts will not help you.

My brother and I both have good powers of memory, but I think one of the main reasons I would say that I have ended up being a generally happier person than he is, is that I have an almost subconscious ability to edit out any of the unhappy memories of my life, retaining only the good ones. He can bring up stuff that happened to both of us 30 years ago that he's still mad about, that still lives in his mind, and I will say "wow I have not thought about that in 30 years". The ability to remember things is one of our most valuable mental skills, but the ability to forget might be even more useful.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:33 AM (V2Yro)

538 Cicero, my dad said it applied to commercial'investment property as well. Is that correct?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:33 AM (PUmDY)

539 Stairway to Heaven is THE most overrated song in the multiverse.

I even think I remember that Led Zeppelin agrees.


It's also musically one of the worst song.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 21, 2018 12:35 AM (nwORd)

540 Insomniac and cfo mom, one way I deal with the nightly brain replays is newspaper comic book treasuries. They're funny, I know the content so I can turn my brain off, no backlighting, and I can put it down any time. (The Pearls Before Swine treasury commentaries alone make it worth it.)

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 12:35 AM (XKZwp)

541 I'll bet she doesn't even tie you up, go 30-Love with your nuts and a
tennis racket, piss in your mouth and peg you and your dachshund for
that money...


You would be right.

I'm just going to go back over this once because a very prominent poster here called me incomprehensible not long ago, and then called me "tater chip." I am pretty sure he was desperate and suicidal at that time, though.
You did get it, that this was an appliance sales person, and every time I see her I buy an appliance for about a thousand dollars, and therefore it is like seeing an expensive call girl, because that costs a thousand dollars?
And I bought an appliance, and that cost $1000?
You got that, right, and still had to throw in the "racket"? OK.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 21, 2018 12:35 AM (8ZmvG)

542 The ability to remember things is one of our most valuable mental skills, but the ability to forget might be even more useful.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:33 AM (V2Yro)


Yes sir. I have to work mightily at it.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 21, 2018 12:35 AM (RfzVr)

543

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. (AP) - A Confederate statue in the heart of North Carolina's flagship university was toppled Monday night during a rally by hundreds of protesters who decried the memorial known as "Silent Sam" as a symbol of racist heritage.

The crowd gathered across the street from the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill plaza for a series of speakers at 7 p.m. before heading over to the quadrangle. Then, about two hours into the protest, a group surrounded the statue and pulled it down, according to television footage. Once it was on the ground, demonstrators kicked it and cheered.

A half-hour after it was pulled down, a crowd of dozens remained standing around the empty pedestal. The crowd chanted "Tar Heels!" and "Whose Campus? Our Campus!" Cars honked as they passed nearby on the college town's main drag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 12:36 AM (IqV8l)

544 529 Well Insomniac, I know I have mentioned before that I have a kinship with you in our upbringing. Tough stuff. Now I get you even more. Blessings my friend. Sometimes it just is helpful to know you are not alone and you are not really "different".
Posted by: cfo mom at August 21, 2018 12:28 AM (RfzVr)

Thank you, and you as well.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 12:37 AM (NWiLs)

545
539 Stairway to Heaven is THE most overrated song in the multiverse.

I even think I remember that Led Zeppelin agrees.


It's also musically one of the worst song.


Posted by: jakee308 at August 21, 2018 12:35 AM (nwORd


Shush you racist.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 12:37 AM (cAnNx)

546 Bertram Cabot - Thus UNC finally falls entirely to the Leftists. I must have walked past Silent Sam a couple of hundred times. It was quite peaceful there, shady, with large oak trees.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 12:40 AM (xSo9G)

547 What banks should do is require 20% down, then they don't have to worry about any of that. House need a new roof, not the bank's problem, they already have $100K and if you walk, they keep that $100K and sell the house to someone for $450K knowing it needs a new roof.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 21, 2018 12:04 AM (k668o)


Even 20% down doesn't leave the lender much room (not even counting possible drops in the real estate value). Between the costs of not collecting the mortgage for a while, the court costs of foreclosing, the damage that will probably be done to the property once foreclosure seems inevitable, cost of maintenance to the property if it sits around after that ... that 20% could get eaten up in no time.

But none of this matters too much anymore, since most mortgage originators don't hold the paper but just sell it off to Fannie or Freddie for repackaging, anyway. They only need to do what Fannie and Freedie require since they have basically been turned into disinterested mortgage brokers by Fedzilla.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 12:41 AM (OYwKq)

548 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:33 AM (V2Yro)

I can't forget anything. Even when I think I've forgotten something it comes roaring back so I get to relive that shitty moment or series of events again. And again. And again. It fucking sucks.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 12:41 AM (NWiLs)

549 516 Not to mention that dude from the Police Academy movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHMA1Dpo5M

Posted by: Splunge


That *is* pretty awesome.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2018 12:42 AM (0ogQG)

550 You would be right.

I'm just going to go back over this once because a very prominent poster here called me incomprehensible not long ago, and then called me "tater chip." I am pretty sure he was desperate and suicidal at that time, though.
You did get it, that this was an appliance sales person, and every time I see her I buy an appliance for about a thousand dollars, and therefore it is like seeing an expensive call girl, because that costs a thousand dollars?
And I bought an appliance, and that cost $1000?
You got that, right, and still had to throw in the "racket"? OK.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 21, 2018 12:35 AM (8ZmvG)

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Wow. Do you even proof your posts?

OCD is not a good look for you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 12:43 AM (I16G8)

551 539 Stairway to Heaven is THE most overrated song in the multiverse.

I even think I remember that Led Zeppelin agrees. "

One thing I do remember from back in the day, that our definition of when someone was totally, officially stoned out of his gourd was when Stairway to Heaven would play, and at the end someone would pop up and say "Oh My GOD I finally get it! I know now what they were saying oh WOW that is so Deep!!!"

yep someone pops up with that line, they've gone bye-bye.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:43 AM (V2Yro)

552 Silent Sam was not a tribute to Confederate leaders.
It was a statue of a private soldier, a monument to the war dead. That's all.

A few expulsions and program cancellations would not be out of order.

Do these young triumphalists imagine there is no need for "race relations"?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 21, 2018 12:44 AM (8ZmvG)

553 Cicero, my dad said it applied to commercial'investment property as well. Is that correct?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:33 AM (PUmDY)

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I think it's just lived-in residential property. What drove the Prop 13 campaign was the fact that homeowners would spend decades paying off their home so they could have a place that they could afford to live comfortably in retirement. Then rising property taxes made their own house so unaffordable that they were forced to sell it at a time when they were trying to make it on a fixed income.

It was greedy, abusive government driving people out of their own homes and it needed to stop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:44 AM (uSlc8)

554 mikeski, let me try again:

self___

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:26 AM (km8m2)


self-image

self-img

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 12:45 AM (OYwKq)

555 Insomniac..... I'll wager that my memory of MY stooped past is at least as good as yours.

And I've got pasts that .... well, we're not gonna discuss that, here. At least I've never been arrested, or convicted, yes?

But run for office? Oh, hell no.

My life is rife with life's errors. I live above them DESPITE them.

Barely.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 12:45 AM (QzJWU)

556 I'm just going to go back over this once because a very prominent poster
here called me incomprehensible not long ago, and then called me "tater
chip." I am pretty sure he was desperate and suicidal at that time,
though.



Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 21, 2018 12:35 AM (8ZmvG)


I would be tempted to ask, "What kind of tater chip?"

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 12:45 AM (XKZwp)

557 I can't forget anything. Even when I think I've forgotten something it comes roaring back so I get to relive that shitty moment or series of events again. And again. And again. It fucking sucks."

That's what it sounded like , and I'm sorry to hear it. That's a real curse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:46 AM (V2Yro)

558
I would be tempted to ask, "What kind of tater chip?"
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 12:45 AM (XKZwp)

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Actually that might have been a compliment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:47 AM (uSlc8)

559 554 mikeski, let me try again:

self___

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 12:26 AM (km8m2)

self___

self-___

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 12:45 AM (OYwKq)



Pixy is quite fickle, and the type of browser can also affect if the safeguards kick in. It's why some people are able to break the margins bigly.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 12:47 AM (cAnNx)

560 I remember all the really awful stuff. Minor bad things, I have zero recall. Hubby says my memory is selective. I guess he's right and sometimes I wish I could be rid of truly bad memories, but they do serve to warn one away from danger. Just wish they wouldn't come to mind for no apparent reason.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 21, 2018 12:47 AM (RfzVr)

561 I have idiot agent clients who don't realize the government's role in underwriting all the crap loans. House report on it was utter nonsense.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:48 AM (PUmDY)

562 See I copied your comment exactly and your uncensored words got censored in my comment.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 12:48 AM (cAnNx)

563 In England you would be a tater crisp. Is that less offensive?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:49 AM (uSlc8)

564 Yes, a curse.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 21, 2018 12:49 AM (RfzVr)

565 And I've got pasts that .... well, we're not gonna discuss that, here. At least I've never been arrested, or convicted, yes?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 12:45 AM (QzJWU)


Remember John WInger's line when he's at the recruiting station in Stripes?

"Have you ever been convicted of a felony?"

"Convicted? ... Uh ... No."

The other recruitment question and answer in Stripes was to be sadly prophetic:

"Are you homosexual?"

"No, but we're willing to learn. Is there someplace special the army would send us?"

Ahhh ... what used to be well-understood to just be a joke ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 12:49 AM (OYwKq)

566 > Only tonight did I realize that the lyric in Alabama song is "Oh, moon of Alabama." He pronounces it like "Ollabahmah".

He was probably trying to copy the original. It's a song written by the Germans Bertolt Brecht (lyrics) and Kurt Weill (music). Think of the way Schwarzenegger says "Kollifohnia".



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 21, 2018 12:49 AM (Ib/RG)

567 I got the "message" first crack out of the box. but the lyrics suck (it's got some weird timings in a few places that remind me of the awkward lyrics to our National Anthem but that's excusable because Key was adapting lyrics to a drinking song. What's Led's excuse?), the music sucks and then all the losers in the world claimed this song as some sort of anthem.

Ack!

Posted by: jakee308 at August 21, 2018 12:50 AM (nwORd)

568 See I copied your comment exactly and your uncensored words got censored in my comment.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 12:48 AM (cAnNx)


That's because you didn't copy my comment "exactly". You just copied how it looked. There's a difference.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 12:51 AM (OYwKq)

569 Calm Mentor, I did not spell anything wrong. Those are short, complete sentences. This person just unloaded a wad of invective for no discernible reason other that that he did not get the joke. Are you in a club or something?
I understand you've been going through some really tough times, or something, but you are not cute. I have been here for decades and I will not be sniped at by the likes of you. You may not do this.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 21, 2018 12:53 AM (8ZmvG)

570 Actually that might have been a compliment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:47 AM (uSlc

If it involved some kind of Ranch flavoring, then I would consider it one.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 12:53 AM (XKZwp)

571 See I copied your comment exactly and your uncensored words got censored in my comment.
Posted by: buzzion


TPOP had put in html codes for some of the letters. I'm not sure I can do that here, since my browser lets me use ampersands as ampersands.

&-#-9-7-; (without the dashes) should appear as a lowercase "a". But won't work as an "a" in html/bbcode.

testing:
a

Posted by: mikeski at August 21, 2018 12:53 AM (P1f+c)

572 543---Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 12:36 AM (IqV8l)
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The little Red Guards.

But they couldn't do these things if our ruling class didn't condone it --- or had a backbone.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 21, 2018 12:54 AM (0jtPF)

573 Actually that might have been a compliment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:47 AM (uSlc

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As the person he was referencing, it was meant that way. As in "let er rip, tater chip!"

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 12:54 AM (I16G8)

574 119 >>>It's simply untrue that religion provides the only framework for a universal morality. Sam Harris

bleah. Atheism by definition undercuts any notion of ethics. If everything is the result of purposeless undirected forces, there are no moral obligations. Your guilt is an evolutionary trick, it doesn't correspond to an objective morality.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

Yep. I'm not a believer myself, but I'd rather live in a town full of Christians than a town full of atheists.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 12:56 AM (h2Bdk)

575 You may not do this. "

I already forgot what you guys are sniping about. See how easy that is?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:56 AM (V2Yro)

576 You can copy and past the emojis and symbols from the thread into the text box, but they won't post.

🐔 🐔 🐔 🐔 🐔

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 21, 2018 12:57 AM (rnAwa)

577 Dangergirl you are not alone. I had serious extreme anxiety when I was even calling about jury duty. It is probably very common. Im glad you are fighting it.

Posted by: Sum dum guy at August 21, 2018 12:57 AM (df8rK)

578 Great, now I'm wishing we still had those bacon-ranch kettle chips.....

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 12:57 AM (XKZwp)

579
Yep. I'm not a believer myself, but I'd rather live in a town full of Christians than a town full of atheists.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 12:56 AM (h2Bdk)



You'll hear about God less in the town full of Christians.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 12:57 AM (cAnNx)

580 Every chip needs a dip.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 12:57 AM (IqV8l)

581 "Stairway" is NOT the greatest rock song.

But it's very popularity proves it to be at least, a very good, memorable, long lived and much loved rock song.

Diss it as you will, but the charts will not be denied.

It resides in the Parthenon of the Greats, no matter the flaws or faults as derised by the critics.

This, while knowing that there are dozens and dozens of BETTER tracks which never charted as well. I get that. I admit that.

But "Stairway", while overplayed to DEATH....

Just does not SUCK, the way it's go with the herd critics, demand.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

p.s. hasta la nite nite horde!

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

582 Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 21, 2018 12:57 AM (rnAwa)


I see 5 Chicken silhouettes. On my phone the actual emojis show up.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 12:59 AM (cAnNx)

583 So long as you're not those vile Canadian ketchup-flavored chips, you're probably fine, tater chip.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 21, 2018 12:59 AM (H5knJ)

584 In GA, they grant seniors with limited incomes school property property tax exemptions, which are the bulk of the property taxes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 12:59 AM (PUmDY)

585 Hasta Lumbago!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 01:00 AM (V2Yro)

586 Happy Birthday To You is overplayed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 01:00 AM (IqV8l)

587 We need to found a nation just for atheists. When it descends into ennui it will serve as a lesson and a warning.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 21, 2018 01:00 AM (rnAwa)

588 Yep. I'm not a believer myself, but I'd rather live in a town full of Christians than a town full of atheists.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 12:56 AM (h2Bdk)

Minneapolis may be starting to have a bad reputation, but that's because the Lutherans were far too eager to show "love" to the Somali refugees.

Are there even active churches in San Fransisco?

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 01:01 AM (XKZwp)

589 Heh. My back-fence neighbor got the armadillo. She's a crack shot with a .22.

Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2018 01:01 AM (LA9ih)

590

�� �� �� ��

I see four chickens

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 01:01 AM (IqV8l)

591 I understand you've been going through some really tough times, or something, but you are not cute. I have been here for decades and I will not be sniped at by the likes of you. You may not do this.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 21, 2018 12:53 AM (8ZmvG)

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I am good now, but thanks for your concern.

You are usually on the scroll right by list, as you make it easy with your gibberish to start a post.

I thank you for that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 01:01 AM (I16G8)

592 555 Insomniac..... I'll wager that my memory of MY stooped past is at least as good as yours.

And I've got pasts that .... well, we're not gonna discuss that, here. At least I've never been arrested, or convicted, yes?

But run for office? Oh, hell no.

My life is rife with life's errors. I live above them DESPITE them.

Barely.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 12:45 AM (QzJWU)

It's everything. Things I did, things I didn't do, things that were done to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:02 AM (NWiLs)

593 Methodist and Episcopal

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 01:04 AM (PUmDY)

594 *scrolls up...looks at budding hostilities...says "Good night."

Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2018 01:04 AM (LA9ih)

595
But they couldn't do these things if our ruling class didn't condone it --- or had a backbone.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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In this case, condone:
"... university officials had signaled their misgivings about the statue's continued presence on their campus, they had argued that state law forbade them from moving the monument without a panel's approval."

The NYT also called the mob 'protestors'.

Note also "...their campus..."

I want to know who 'they' are, and why they think it is 'their' campus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:05 AM (xSo9G)

596 535 blessings my friend. Sometimes it just is helpful to know you are not alone and you are not really "different".
Posted by: cfo mom at August 21, 2018 12:28 AM

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Well, actually he is kind of different.

I keed, insom
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 12:30 AM (uSlc

It's OK. I know I'm broken.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:05 AM (NWiLs)

597 Heh. My back-fence neighbor got the armadillo. She's a crack shot with a .22.
Posted by: creeper
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Hmmmm-mmm. Nothing like fried fresh armadillo and eggs for breakfast.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:07 AM (xSo9G)

598
I see four chickens

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 01:01 AM (IqV8l)



Should have socked Jean-Luc Picard.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 01:08 AM (cAnNx)

599 It's everything. Things I did, things I didn't do, things that were done to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:02 AM (NWiLs)

Thanks to the brain hypoxia and resulting PTSD (as well at the 21 pills per day), Pooky forgets some basic things (I have an appointment today) but remembers bizarre things (every stat for Astarielle, the Everqueen).
So hang on to those memories, and try to sift out the good ones. Cuz you don't know what you got til it's gone.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 01:10 AM (XKZwp)

600 Logic turned the VMAs stage into a protest against Trump's immigration policy on Monday, including dozens of families wearing 'We Are All Human Beings' shirts in his performance. The rapper first showed the children on stage in front of a 'US Border Patrol' screen before it lifted up to reveal their parents, simulating emotional reunions.



Wtf?! A bunch of Illegal people on stage being glorified and applauded in a PR stunt. How is this even possible they could all be there on stage? This makes me ill. Rewarding lawbreakers.

Ya know what MTV audience & artists, why don't you take these people into your homes and pay for them. Pay for everything. I'm sick of it.

(Disclaimer: I don't know if they were the actual immigrants or other illegal immigrants already in the country. I want the wall. I want scorched earth with liberals. Pretty sick of this crap.)

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 01:10 AM (8sZIF)

601 When South Africa collapses the Chinese will be happy to help them out.

For a small fee.

The ANC will find them less to their taste than the Boers.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 21, 2018 01:12 AM (WeprY)

602 All I see is a buncha pussies being aired out in the wind.

Beautiful.

Bigly.

(except for the homos)

Posted by: The POTUS at August 21, 2018 01:12 AM (W9xoM)

603 577 Dangergirl you are not alone. I had serious extreme anxiety when I was even calling about jury duty. It is probably very common. Im glad you are fighting it.
Posted by: Sum dum guy at August 21, 2018 12:57 AM (df8rK)


Toasts homies with Klonopin tablet

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 01:13 AM (h2Bdk)

604 588 Yep. I'm not a believer myself, but I'd rather live in a town full of Christians than a town full of atheists.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 12:56 AM (h2Bdk)

Minneapolis may be starting to have a bad reputation, but that's because the Lutherans were far too eager to show "love" to the Somali refugees.

Are there even active churches in San Fransisco?
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 01:01 AM (XKZwp)


Sure. Gay weddings don't happen spontaneously.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 01:14 AM (h2Bdk)

605 washing machine today. After doing a respectable amount of looking things up (I knew a couple of blowhards who called internet look-ups "research," and I won't call it that), off we went to see what was out there.
I looked only at front-loaders, since I've never had anything else and am sold on the concept from the olden time. Wanted one made in Ohio if possible, had been hepped what brands to avoid, established that all standard sizes were one hunk bigger than the "high capacity" we'd bought in the 90's. The usual stuff.
And at the store, wife happened to mention that our laundry room is set up in such a way that the door hinge has to be on the right-hand side. That was the end of the shopping, because only one brand was "convertible." That struck me as just damned odd. Apparently not an issue for most folks.
Saleslady at our appliance store is fairly nice looking and I'll guess 20 years my junior. Wife calls her my prostitute because every time I see her it costs $1000.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August




you should take it back and get a top loader, no one wants front loaders anymore.

Posted by: ? at August 21, 2018 01:18 AM (MTjB1)

606 here is a song from my other band, Handle with Care. Wow.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 01:20 AM (PUmDY)

607 Are there even active churches in San Fransisco?
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 01:01 AM (XKZwp)

Sure. Gay weddings don't happen spontaneously.
Posted by: Ace's liver
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See:

When the Wicked Seize a City
by Chuck McIlhenny (Author), Donna McIlhenny (Author), Frank York (Author)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:20 AM (CDGwz)

608 Okay, back from dinner.

I see some of you sprung for the Premium ONT Membership and can post anything you want... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 01:21 AM (km8m2)

609 Looks like the RSA is becom___ the RSZ: the Republic of South Zimbabwe.

(One year since the total solar eclipse. Damn that was fun.)

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at August 21, 2018 01:21 AM (clV37)

610 you should take it back and get a top loader, no one wants front loaders anymore.
Posted by: ? at August 21, 2018 01:18 AM (MTjB1)


Can you still buy top loaders? I figured by now the EPA would have driven them off the market.

I got a front loader the last time around. Between that and the fact they took phosphates out of laundry soap I could get 'em cleaner just leaving them out in the rain.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 01:22 AM (h2Bdk)

611 becoming

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2018 01:22 AM (km8m2)

612 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 01:22 AM (I16G8)

613 you still buy top loaders? I figured by now the EPA would have driven them off the market.

I got a front loader the last time around. Between that and the fact they took phosphates out of laundry soap I could get 'em cleaner just leaving them out in the rain.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August




lol, you can still buy top loaders, they are the hot new thing, since people got tired of front loaders. make sure you get one the is not high efficiency.

Posted by: ? at August 21, 2018 01:24 AM (MTjB1)

614 Top hole loaders beat front hole loaders.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 21, 2018 01:25 AM (rnAwa)

615 the fact they took phosphates out of laundry soap I could get 'em cleaner just leaving them out in the rain.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 01:22 AM (h2Bdk)


Probably the reason why Oxy-Clean in detergents is now a thing.

Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2018 01:29 AM (8lsuS)

616 And at the store, wife happened to mention that our laundry room is set up in such a way that the door hinge has to be on the right-hand side. That was the end of the shopping, because only one brand was "convertible." That struck me as just damned odd. Apparently not an issue for most folks.
Posted by: Stringer Davis


That makes sense, actually.

I don't think I've ever seen the plumbing for a side-by-side washer/dryer set up to put the washer on the right side. It's always on the left. (Well, almost always, if your house is different.)

So if they're both front-loading, you'd want the doors be hinged on the left on the washer and the right on the dryer, to make moving stuff between them easy.

I've always had top-loading washers, so I never thought about this until just now.

Refrigerators are almost always ambidextrous, because there's no "typical setup" in a kitchen the way there is in a laundry room. They also only have to be airtight, not water-tight. :-)

Posted by: mikeski at August 21, 2018 01:30 AM (P1f+c)

617 They also only have to be airtight, not water-tight. :-)
Posted by: mikeski
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*bangs loudly on door*

HEY! We could use a little air in here!

Posted by: The Grapes at August 21, 2018 01:33 AM (xSo9G)

618 The ability to remember things is one of our most valuable mental skills, but the ability to forget might be even more useful.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:33 AM (V2Yro)

It'sIt's all about forgiveness, not forgetfulness.

I have friends, now more like aquaintences, like that.

More so after November 8, 2016.

Unfortunately.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 01:36 AM (+JS0o)

619 Injun Lizzie Warren wants the state to assign directors to all businesses over a certain minimum size threshold.

========
There's a name for that. I wonder what it is?

"Hey Benito, Adolf do you know?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 21, 2018 01:37 AM (WeprY)

620 *bangs loudly on door*

HEY! We could use a little air in here!

Posted by: The Grapes at August 21, 2018 01:33 AM (xSo9G)


The Grapes of Wrath. Wrote a novel about them.

Posted by: John Steinbeck at August 21, 2018 01:38 AM (8lsuS)

621 It'sIt's all about forgiveness, not forgetfulness.

I have friends, now more like aquaintences, like that.

More so after November 8, 2016.

Unfortunately.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 01:36 AM (+JS0o)


November 8, 2016 or The Great Culling. The election was an eye-opener in many ways.

Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2018 01:41 AM (8lsuS)

622 The number of friends I had was unaffected by the election. Can't have less than zero friends (meatspace friends).

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:44 AM (NWiLs)

623 oh man those guys with the tornado video are fucking idiots, and I realize that at that age, when I was doing field work, I would have acted just like they did. I was an idiot. now I'm just a moron.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 10:08 PM (V2Yro)

They were probably safer in the vehicle than they would have been in one of the trailers, so there's that. Looks like the tornado was not a very strong one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2018 01:45 AM (LI7AQ)

624 A washing machine with many different push button settings my mom had one of those classic SUNBEAM MIX MASTER mostly used it the make cakes and frostings

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 21, 2018 01:46 AM (FLiOE)

625 Anyway, I'm out. I'll go to bed feeling terrible about life and wake up the same way. Something to really look forward to. Can't wait.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:46 AM (NWiLs)

626 We need to found a nation just for atheists. When it descends into ennui it will serve as a lesson and a warning.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 21, 2018 01:00 AM (rnAwa)

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Every Communist, Socialist or Fascist Regime ever at August 21, 2018 01:47 AM (DzFIB)

627 Ah, the age of push buttons. It was a magical time.

Edsel steering wheel:
http://tinyurl.com/yclgz6ld

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:50 AM (CDGwz)

628 An alternative thats becoming increasingly popular in trans and queer communities is front hole.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (JFO2v)

So would a prostitute that prefers to take it up the poop chute be referred to as a "Back ho"?

And apologies in advance to the late Moron, Backhoe, who was a righteous gentleman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2018 01:52 AM (LI7AQ)

629 Wild West Hero is a very good elo song

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2018 01:52 AM (PUmDY)

630 627 Ah, the age of push buttons. It was a magical time.

Edsel steering wheel:
http://tinyurl.com/yclgz6ld
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:50 AM (CDGwz)


I kind of like it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 01:55 AM (h2Bdk)

631 Then, there is Westward Ho! Which is a British novel. I have a copy, of course.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:55 AM (xSo9G)

632 631 Then, there is Westward Ho! Which is a British novel. I have a copy, of course.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:55 AM (xSo9G)


To be fair, once she raised her prices she's been marketing herself as "Westward Escort, Ltd".

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 01:57 AM (h2Bdk)

633 The crowd chanted "Tar Heels!" and "Whose Campus?
Our Campus!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 12:36 AM (IqV8l)

So they tear down the statue of a North Carolina Confederate soldier and then proudly chant about being Tarheels.
What a bunch of historically illiterate dumbasses.

Posted by: Bert G at August 21, 2018 01:57 AM (yzxic)

634 Ah, the age of push buttons. It was a magical time.

Edsel steering wheel:
http://tinyurl.com/yclgz6ld

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:50 AM (CDGwz)


The Edsel pushbuttons were friggin genius compared to the retarded wheel flippers I have for "manual" shifting. They're right in the place where your fingers tend to go and can be tripped accidentally very easily while turning. Not to mention the fact that they go to opposite sides when you're turning and, if you happen to be manually shifting, you might easily forget which one is on which side at that precise moment (because downshifting in a turn is not an uncommon thing). I just can't figure out why they didn't just put the manual shift buttons on the shifter where they, obviously, belong. Drives me nuts! Not that I do much "manual" shifting ... but sometimes the automatic transmission is too sluggish and picks the wrong gear to be in ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 01:58 AM (OYwKq)

635 I kind of like it.
Posted by: Ace's liver
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How about a dash-mounted lever? Corvair:
http://tinyurl.com/yc5f8dpt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:58 AM (CDGwz)

636 635 I kind of like it.
Posted by: Ace's liver
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How about a dash-mounted lever? Corvair:
http://tinyurl.com/yc5f8dpt
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:58 AM (CDGwz)


Nah. Have to put down my beer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 01:59 AM (h2Bdk)

637 Drives me nuts! Not that I do much "manual" shifting ... but sometimes the automatic transmission is too sluggish and picks the wrong gear to be in ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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Paddle shifters are for people who don't know how to drive a manual transmission. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 02:01 AM (CDGwz)

638 What a bunch of historically illiterate dumbasses.
Posted by: Bert G
-----------

I doubt they teach history at UNC anymore. Well, except for Howard Zinn.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 02:04 AM (CDGwz)

639 637 Drives me nuts! Not that I do much "manual" shifting ... but sometimes the automatic transmission is too sluggish and picks the wrong gear to be in ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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Paddle shifters are for people who don't know how to drive a manual transmission. Just my opinion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 02:01 AM (CDGwz)


People who like manual transmissions (c'est moi) are SOL these days. I recently had to buy a new car, and from what I can see unless you're buying a high-end sports car you pretty much have to have a new manual shipped from Yokohama. Not a single one on any lot I went to.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2018 02:06 AM (h2Bdk)

640 Paddle shifters are for people who don't know how to drive a manual transmission. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 02:01 AM (CDGwz)


I don't mind the automatics offering the ability to manually pick the gears but it's the logistics of the stupid paddles that drive me crazy.

Yes, personally, I prefer a manual transmission ... but with most cars you can't even get that, anymore.

One thing that really gets me about the automatic transmission is that when I'm coasting down a hill I can feel the transmission fighting the car. You would think that as advanced as these things are supposed to be they would be able to have the transmission go into neutral on its own. I mean, my car will friggin turn itself off at every stop sign (if I let it, which I don't) but it can't figure out how to coast. Wastes tons of gas. I miss the days of my manual transmission and just coasting out of gear as I'm going down a hill or approaching a stoplight.

The other thing that gets me is that I think the super-dooper advanced mpg gauge in the car is off. It makes pretend it's really precise but when I fill the tank the number of gallons used versus miles doesn't seem to line up with the car's mpg claims. That kind of bugs me, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 02:06 AM (OYwKq)

Early Quitting Day Open Thread

Talk amongst yourselves.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:48 PM




Comments

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1 I'm quitting too!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (0tfLf)

2 Hi Diogenes. How are ya?


Good.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (0tfLf)

3 I wish I could quit you!

Posted by: fly gal at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (8TdcF)

4
My cats are depressed. Weird.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (G4W16)

5 Talking among ourselves or to ourselves?

I'm confused.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (0tfLf)

6 No Jeong tweets.
I can feel myself get smarter!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (0tfLf)

7 Yo!

Posted by: Yo ! at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (1XAal)

8 Ugh.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

9 6:54

Posted by: Yo ! at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (1XAal)

10 Hello.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (a0IVu)

11 Jeong, Kristol.
Kristol, Jeong.
Heh, heh.

Posted by: david letterman at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (Evws/)

12 Adios Ace

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (2sCft)

13 Hi

Posted by: Laurance O'Donnel at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (XT6Vl)

14 You'd better have a hot date, Ace. We'll want details tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

15 6:55

Posted by: Yo ! at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (1XAal)

16 I'd like a hot date.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

17 a brassier of bees.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (gmo/4)

18 Jeong, Kristol.
Kristol, Jeong.
Heh, heh.
Posted by: david letterman at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (Evws/)

You forgot Goldberg.

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (If3tB)

19 But, but...it's Monday!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)

20 My cats are depressed. Weird.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (G4W16)


Maybe they just need to meet the right girl.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (y87Qq)

21 Enjoy your evening Ace! You know we can always amuse ourselves!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (dUJdY)

22 Only way I'll get one is if I set a palm tree on fire.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

23 For some reason I was just reminded of the opening theme to the Flintstones.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

24 A panic of bees.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (RuIsu)

25 so no manafort news I guerss

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (GoLZO)

26 a Gob of bees

Posted by: Place Holder at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (XT6Vl)

27 Have a nice evening, Ace.

Is is a harvest moon for hobos?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (hyuyC)

28 My dog is weird. Mrs D put her watch on the counter and the dog sat there for ten minutes staring at it.
Weird.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (0tfLf)

29 "I'd like a hot date

Would you settle for a room temperature one?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (8TdcF)

30 Nothing is better than sneaking out a bit early after a long day of hard work.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (W6z+Y)

31 A panic of bees.
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (RuIsu)


A Panic at the Disco of a Flock of Beegulls.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (y87Qq)

32
Talk amongst yourselves.


What could we possibly talk about? We can't think of stuff on our own.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (HWL85)

33 I'd like a hot date.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)


You're standing next to the boiler.


And I was thinking of introducing you to my sister.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (9chmE)

34 Quitting day? Is that the end of baseball season?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (IqV8l)

35 For some reason I was just reminded of the opening theme to the Flintstones.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

Three coins in the fountain...Neal Page on the way to St.Louis by Greyhound.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (gmo/4)

36 My cats are depressed.

Their latest assassination attempt on you failed so spectacularly, you didn't even notice it.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (9qZ3S)

37 Two beer delivery men help save a suicidal man by offering him beer:

https://tinyurl.com/ybxs6bf4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (AllCR)

38 You quit?Me too!

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (LiyEm)

39 Great points ace, gives me a lot to contemplate.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (4e+hS)

40 Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (0tfLf)

lol.. dogs are indeed strange. My little guy started barking his head off last night at Dr. Pol. Usually it's if he see another dog on the tube. Nope. This was two cats meeting each other and he went berserk!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

41 I quit first.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (MVjcR)

42

Thought it said quilting day for a moment.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (LilNs)

43 Quitting early is one of the guilty pleasures of the working man.
Peppermint schnapps is the nectar of the Gods.

Posted by: Larry King at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (jDF8P)

44 A panic of bees.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (RuIsu)



A Panic at the Disco of a Flock of Beegulls.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (y87Qq)


In Iran.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (9chmE)

45 6:55

Posted by: Yo ! at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (1XAal)



No, it's 25 or 6 to 4

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (SiINZ)

46 It is 5 in the mountain time zone


Ace is just ahead of his time

Posted by: Yo ! at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (1XAal)

47
My cats are depressed. Weird.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (G4W16)


Shit, J. J. How old are they again?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

48 Landru! Lead us!

Posted by: Archon at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (vDqXW)

49 Good news for Insomniac.The universe is disappearing.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305358/

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (LiyEm)

50 33 I'd like a hot date.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)


You're standing next to the boiler.


And I was thinking of introducing you to my sister.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (9chmE)

Right.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

51

Invasion of the Beegulls

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070222

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (IqV8l)

52 Time for a hot bath, a snifter of brandy, a good cigar, and a brisk scrubbing from Fulgencio.

Posted by: Parasaurolophus in a black beret puffing on a Gauloise at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (kQs4Y)

53
I think Uncle Palp is taking over this site. There's a swarm of Date Ukrainian women ads. Or is it flock of ads?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (SiINZ)

54 Jewels,
My mutt watches the tube all the time.
He barks at dogs, horses and Klingons.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (0tfLf)

55 Secondly, who cooks dates?

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (vDqXW)

56 Good news for Insomniac.The universe is disappearing.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305358/
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (LiyEm)


It better focken' not, that's where I keep my stuff.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (y87Qq)

57 Landru! Lead us!

Posted by: Archon at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (vDqXW)



He was good on Mission Impossible

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (SiINZ)

58 I think this room of kids can entertain themselves, without any horse play

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (lxZ71)

59 lol.. dogs are indeed strange. My little guy started barking his head off last night at Dr. Pol. Usually it's if he see another dog on the tube. Nope. This was two cats meeting each other and he went berserk!

Hey, they didn't sniff each other. Serious breech of canine etiquette, and he was having NONE OF IT!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (fVubI)

60 Thanks everyone for your information, advice and comments this morning. All went well.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (SRarZ)

61 The New York Magazine's 'Daily Intelligencer' has a profile on David Hogg. in it:

"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered. "They think they know me, but they only know the me that I choose to put out there. Emma and Delaney, and the people in our group -- they know me. I may be a teenage boy and a walking hormone, but I just care about everybody." Later that evening in Orange County, at a bonfire on the beach, Hogg was talking to half a dozen girls who were looking for advice on how to organize anti-gun movements at their schools. He talked about the way women get shafted at work and in culture. "Promise me you won't take anybody's shit," he said. It was as teen-earnest as a John Hughes movie. Then he looked around at the blackness, the beach, the waves. "Beaches are a place for a mass shooting," he said. "I hate to bring that up."

And there, Horde, is your pre-dinner aperitif!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)

62 Ace don't go. Don't leave me alone with these people!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (NLLmE)

63 49 Good news for Insomniac.The universe is disappearing.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305358/
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (LiyEm)

By tomorrow?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

64 Teacher donates kidney to help save 6th grade student:

https://tinyurl.com/y7jjo6vy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (AllCR)

65 Secondly, who cooks dates?
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM


Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)

66
Good news for Insomniac.The universe is disappearing.



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305358/

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (LiyEm)

Trelane! Stop that nonsense at once or you'll not be permitted to make any more planets!

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

67

I Can't Quit You Baby - Zeppelin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dA5Vfl1bbU

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:59 PM (HaL55)

68 53. The GECSphere grows, day by day.

Let us celebrate in best SMR fashion.

https://youtu.be/QIjKijhv1OU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)

69 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (SRarZ

I have been a juror on a Grand Jury once before. I thought that it was interesting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:59 PM (AllCR)

70 Talk amongst yourselves.

Even shorter than a krakatoa weekend content sentence.

He consistently rolls in, in under 7 words.

Eight if he's hungover.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, not Howdy Doody dammit! at August 20, 2018 07:00 PM (0ogQG)

71 Teacher donates kidney to help save 6th grade student:

https://tinyurl.com/y7jjo6vy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (AllCR)

-----------

I'll have to read it, but that is awesome!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 07:00 PM (I16G8)

72 Off despicable Chubbles sock.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (0ogQG)

73 I think it's perfectly fine for a white man to quit early. Certainly doesn't mean they're lazy at all. No reason white men have to emulate Asians who work maniacally until they are told to stop.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (jDF8P)

74 And there, Horde, is your pre-dinner aperitif!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)



The best mostest bullshit line in that garbage had to be this one:

Like so many young men in so many foxholes before him, Hogg discovered in himself a powerful drive not to leave this Earth without making a mark.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (SiINZ)

75 33 I'd like a hot date.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:52

*****

I told Mrs D after working around the house all day that I needed a hot shower, a cold beer and a warm woman. Preferably all at once.
She laughed and at least brought me a towel and a beer.

Good woman.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (0tfLf)

76

You'd better have a hot date, Ace. We'll want details tomorrow.


As we speak, Ace is filling the kiddie pool in his living room with Valu-Rite Brand Vodka where he and Lauraw will spend the evening shaving her hump and watching SpongeBob videos.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (HaL55)

77 Han quit first.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (gC2IV)

78 The New York Magazine's 'Daily Intelligencer' has a profile on David Hogg. in it:



"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by
all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered. "They think
they know me, but they only know the me that I choose to put out there.
Emma and Delaney, and the people in our group -- they know me. I may be a
teenage boy and a walking hormone, but I just care about everybody."
Later that evening in Orange County, at a bonfire on the beach, Hogg was
talking to half a dozen girls who were looking for advice on how to
organize anti-gun movements at their schools. He talked about the way
women get shafted at work and in culture. "Promise me you won't take
anybody's shit," he said. It was as teen-earnest as a John Hughes movie.
Then he looked around at the blackness, the beach, the waves. "Beaches
are a place for a mass shooting," he said. "I hate to bring that up."



And there, Horde, is your pre-dinner aperitif!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)


Either that boy is a gay psychopath, or I wear the same dress size as Jame Gumb.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (9chmE)

79 I have been a juror on a Grand Jury once before. I thought that it was interesting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:59 PM (AllCR)


I was picked so I'm on a case which looks like it is going to be interesting and last all week.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 07:02 PM (SRarZ)

80 Mmmm, candied dates.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:02 PM (hvf9s)

81 And the ( almost ) daily doggy photo:

Walking her dog for an elderly neighbor:

https://tinyurl.com/ya3m54fg

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:02 PM (AllCR)

82 My dog is weird. Mrs D put her watch on the counter and the dog sat there for ten minutes staring at it.
Weird.

Posted by: Diogenes


Why is that weird? It's obviously a watchdog.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (P1f+c)

83 And there, Horde, is your pre-dinner aperitif!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)
---
Bullshit is not an appetizer.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (vDqXW)

84 There are true truths, unknown truths, and unknown truths

Rudi

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (lxZ71)

85 Its 4 o cock on California, what am I gonna do?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (6Ll1u)

86 any help here? I live in seattle. I am not a prog. I am not a libtard, but I often have to nod my head in silence for my own personal safety. I am not kidding. I cannot move until my kids are out of school. any advice?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)

87 Chelsea Handler Defends Al Franken: Groping Is Not Sexual Assault, I've Grabbed Genitals Too

-
Too much information, Chels.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (+y/Ru)

88 a brassier of bees.
Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (gmo/4)


A swarm of bees.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (/qEW2)

89 Well, made it to DC and yes it still sucks.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (HobQO)

90 oh, ad it's smokey as hell. worse air quality than Bejing

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (d7Ww2)

91 Tatalia is a quitter.

Posted by: Don Corleone at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (RPrqw)

92 Modern romance.

https://bit.ly/2BCb3vA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (+y/Ru)

93 61 The New York Magazine's 'Daily Intelligencer' has a profile on David Hogg. in it:

"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered. "They think they know me, but they only know the me that I choose to put out there."

And he went on to say, "And you know, I have realized why I must be so careful. I have noticed that Women can sense my power, and that they seek my Precious Bodily Essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my Precious Bodily Essence."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (k1TUh)

94 86. Do what you must. But move, and soon. You're participating in your own oppression.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (fA1SL)

95 And a 'appy Quitting Day to you, too , guvnah!



God Bless Us, Everyone!

Posted by: Tiny Tim at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (8A18y)

96

yabba dabba do to you too

Posted by: Glenn John at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (LilNs)

97 Well, I quit too. I had a drink, fixed my lunch for tomorrow (liverwurst, cheese, and fresh green peppers w/mustard). And now I'm watching the last few minutes of StarWars. It's the one where the emperor tries to diddle Luke and Vader kicks his ass into the nuclear pwere enerator.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (zLDYs)

98 Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)

Are you sure that's not a parody?

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (DzFIB)

99 Chelsea Handler Defends Al Franken: Groping Is Not Sexual Assault, I've Grabbed Genitals Too

Well, you're a girl. That behavior is encouraged around here.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (T71PA)

100 My dad likes peanut butter inside dates rolled in sugar coating

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (lxZ71)

101 Trump is stupid if he talks to Mueller. You can make anything into perjury.

Just let him spin his wheels without Trumps testimony.

Is there really a single voter that's going to NOT vote Trump based on whether he decides not to talk to Mueller?

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (UfkIY)

102 87 Chelsea Handler Defends Al Franken: Groping Is Not Sexual Assault, I've Grabbed Genitals Too

-
Too much information, Chels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (+y/Ru)

I'd punch that roastie in the nose if she grabbed my junk without my consent.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (Y2VBD)

103 Why is that weird? It's obviously a watchdog.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM

*****

Brilliant!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (0tfLf)

104 Today was my last day training my replacement at the old job.

Tomorrow I will be 100% at the new job.


Yay! Hallelujah!

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (6Zmow)

105 I quit first.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (MVjcR)
............


Nuh-uh.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

106 I missed the earlier Jeong thread. Epic Mr. Spades epic.

Posted by: rammajamma at August 20, 2018 07:06 PM (xceTB)

107 100 My dad likes peanut butter inside dates rolled in sugar coating
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (lxZ71)

--------------

What kind of women does he date?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:06 PM (gC2IV)

108 David Hogg is a teen, yes. I don't know any teens that care for everybody or they don't broadcast it. They are like older people and care for their own group and David Hogg is the same way, since he doesn't seem to really want a dialogue with people who disagree with him.

In addition, it's odd to me to be imaging a beach as someplace a mass shooting would take place. It certainly could but that indicates an obsessive, dark mind

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:06 PM (AllCR)

109 any help here? I live in seattle. I am not a prog. I am not a libtard, but I often have to nod my head in silence for my own personal safety. I am not kidding. I cannot move until my kids are out of school. any advice?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)

Keep your head down and ignore the idiots.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (HobQO)

110 Bullshit is not an appetizer.

Posted by: Axeman


Admit it, it's better than some of the stupid things you've said while trying to score.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (T6t7i)

111 The New York Magazine's 'Daily Intelligencer' has a profile on David Hogg. in it:

"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered. "They think they know me, but they only know the me that I choose to put out there."



And he's gayer than a Liberace pajama party

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (SiINZ)

112 I cannot move until my kids are out of school. any advice?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)


My advice, in all seriousness, is to move. I don't have kids, so I can't say "I've been there, here's how to do that", but people with kids move. It happens. It works out.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (y87Qq)

113 In addition, it's odd to me to be imaging a beach as someplace a mass shooting would take place. It certainly could but that indicates an obsessive, dark mind
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:06 PM (AllCR)

Omaha Beach, maybe?

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (6Zmow)

114 86 Seriously Dennis Prager tells of Jews in Spain during the Spanish inquisition who had to outward pretend they were Catholic but away from public still followed Jewish tradition and holidays. He says conservatives in Leftist area are exactly that way.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (lxZ71)

115 92 Modern romance.

https://bit.ly/2BCb3vA

Ok that is freakin' hilarious! Oh it's low, but she played them so well! And you gotta give the girl an award for playing that many guys at the same time with the same pitch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (k1TUh)

116 She laughed and at least brought me a towel and a beer.
-----
Then she threw the dog into the shower with you? Trifecta!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (Evws/)

117 I wish toenails were fixed and never grew. I hate trimming toenails.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (lc+47)

118 More and more I believe the Hogg kid orchestrated that shooting in some way.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (LiyEm)

119
Re the "disappearing universe". Accelerating expansion, cause a cosmological event horizon.

At some point in the far future, all galaxies will be lone islands surrounded by blackness. Only gravitationally bound systems will remain together.

IIRC, the Local Group will remain bound, and will likely merge together, but nothing else will be seen.

In that far future, some group of "people" developing on some planet would have a very different astronomy possible. They wouldn't see any other galaxies but their own.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (8O3HH)

120 BurtTC@78

That's from some parody site, right ?

Right ?

*hurries off to make another Caesar*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (58Au8)

121 113 In addition, it's odd to me to be imaging a beach as someplace a mass shooting would take place. It certainly could but that indicates an obsessive, dark mind
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:06 PM (AllCR)

Omaha Beach, maybe?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (6Zmow)

...

There has been at least one terrorist shoot up of a beach. North Africa maybe?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (yL25O)

122 My grandpa got me to eating peanut butter and jelly on vanilla ice cream when I was a little kid. Good shit maynard

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (6Ll1u)

123 55 Secondly, who cooks dates?
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (vDqXW)


Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

124 86 any help here? I live in seattle. I am not a prog. I am not a libtard, but I often have to nod my head in silence for my own personal safety. I am not kidding. I cannot move until my kids are out of school. any advice?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03

*****

I'm down near Tacoma. I laugh at them.
Sometimes I point too.
They leave me alone.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (0tfLf)

125 Beaches are a place for mass shootings? Since when?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (nBr1j)

126 Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM

And maybe the scariest one:

" ... and Rebecca(Hogg's mom) says that (Harvard) alumni told her, "There is the potential that your son will be the leader of this country, and we want to make sure he goes to Harvard."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (ctuyM)

127 >>> Chelsea Handler Defends Al Franken: Groping Is Not Sexual Assault, I've Grabbed Genitals Too Too much information, Chels. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (+y/Ru)

So Chels and Franken can totes do it, but when Trump merely suggests doing it the libs go nuts. Good to see the consistency here!

Franken getting booted out of the Senate is still one of my favorite developments of #metoo, hands down.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (hvf9s)

128 or Duncanthrax, as might be .

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (58Au8)

129 114 86 Seriously Dennis Prager tells of Jews in Spain during the Spanish inquisition who had to outward pretend they were Catholic but away from public still followed Jewish tradition and holidays. He says conservatives in Leftist area are exactly that way."

Oh yeah the crypto-jews. The Spanish Inquisition was started to root them out.

Of course that could never happen here, because.....

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (k1TUh)

130 Robert Spencer is going to sue over his Patreon removal.Good.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305359/

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (LiyEm)

131 Omaha Beach, maybe?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (6Zmow)

Do most 18 year olds know what Omaha beach was?

Hogg might be regretful if a mass shooting took place again-this time on a beach in Florida- but it would ut him back in the limelight, which is what he wants.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (AllCR)

132 100 My dad likes peanut butter inside dates rolled in sugar coating
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (lxZ71)
----

*escapes from Skip's dad's basement dungeon, covered in Pixie Stix dust*

Posted by: Parasaurolophus in a black beret puffing on a Gauloise at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (kQs4Y)

133
Feel free to grab my genitals, ya'll, any time you want.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (8O3HH)

134 Did you see Jamie Oliver is being accused of cultural appropriation for his Jamacian Jerk chicken recipe.


Asshole deserves it for trying to ruin school lunches.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (dKiJG)

135 If the universe is dissapearing, do i still gotta do my homewok?

Posted by: Anonymous pimply faced 8th grader at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (9jfoy)

136 Errah, Chappaquitick

Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at August 20, 2018 07:10 PM (W6z+Y)

137 Chelsea Handler Defends Al Franken: Groping Is Not Sexual Assault, I've Grabbed Genitals Too
Her own perhaps?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 07:10 PM (nBr1j)

138 Off, ennui-ridden terror lizard sock!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)

139 100 My dad likes peanut butter inside dates rolled in sugar coating
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (lxZ71)

Kinky.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

140 Chelsea Handler Defends Al Franken: Groping Is Not Sexual Assault, I've Grabbed Genitals Too


The only reason she does that is it makes it easier for her to put them in her mouth.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 07:11 PM (jDF8P)

141 Off, ennui-ridden terror lizard sock!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)


AAAAAAH PUT IT BACK ON

oh hi

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:11 PM (y87Qq)

142 Well, alllllllllllllllllllllrighty then.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (89T5c)

143 >>>Franken getting booted out of the Senate is still one of my favorite developments of #metoo, hands down.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (hvf9s)<<<

ISWYDT

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (W6z+Y)

144 >>Feel free to grab my genitals, ya'll, any time you want.

pass

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

145 My mom was cooking dates just today to use in making a future batch of date oatmeal cookies.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (Evws/)

146 Ace is quitting early?

I thought we were supposed to hang shelves tonight.


Then damn it, I am going to the bar earlier than usual this evening.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (UsCnO)

147 133
Feel free to grab my genitals, ya'll, any time you want.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (8O3HH)

Thank you for the kind offer, but I believe I'll pass.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

148 Have I ever mentioned that WeaselDog howls like a deranged midget wolf at firetruck sirens?

No?

Well she does.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (jC3Xc)

149 Beaches are a place for mass shootings? Since when?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (nBr1j)


Since the movie,"Gidget Gets Married."


I didn't realize she was Catholic.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (9chmE)

150 Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03

Find other people on here from close to the Seattle area and do a moron meet up on the QT.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (AllCR)

151 For those quitting early I just want you to know I still respict you.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 20, 2018 07:13 PM (/DvFd)

152 Are you sure that's not a parody?
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM


I don't think so. It says as much about the writer as it does about Hogg. It's scary it's not a parody.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycmc8dy7

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 07:13 PM (ctuyM)

153 150. So, you're saying 'form deffskwadz'?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:13 PM (fA1SL)

154 Do most 18 year olds know what Omaha beach was?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


It's, like, on Lake Havasu or something, right? Spring Break!

Posted by: most 18 year olds at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (P1f+c)

155 There has been at least one terrorist shoot up of a beach. North Africa maybe?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (yL25O)

One. In Tunisia, carried out by an ISIS affiliated militant, IIRC.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (DzFIB)

156 My cats are depressed. Weird.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Moar Catnip!

--- JJ's Cats

Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (wkZlp)

157 137 Chelsea Handler Defends Al Franken: Groping Is Not Sexual Assault, I've Grabbed Genitals Too
Her own perhaps?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 07:10 PM (nBr1j)

She likes to be pissed on and no it's not a joke, she posted a video of herself being pissed on by the pie fucker from American Pie.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (dKiJG)

158 >> pass

H8ers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (8O3HH)

159 Ike Turner, I beat my girlfriend.

#METOO

Posted by: Keith Ellison at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6BjFc)

160 Ever have a date shake? A socal thing I guess

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Ll1u)

161 My new hobby is cleaning out the basement and selling stuff on eBay.

What's yours?

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Zmow)

162 There was terrorist attack on an Israeli beach iirc.Terrorist amphibious assault.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (LiyEm)

163 Robert Spencer is going to sue over his Patreon removal.Good.

Really glad to hear this. Good luck, Mr. Spencer.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (SRarZ)

164 Did Twitter turn Jeong into a screen-saver or did she volunteer to test a new feature?

Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2018 07:15 PM (FhXTo)

165 160 Ever have a date shake? A socal thing I guess
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Ll1u)

There was this one girl with Parkinson's...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

166 I did some reading up on the Star BM 9mm pistol.

During the Battle of Bridge 14 in Angola, a Lt. van Vuuren killed 11 Cubans who had the audacity to climb atop his Eland armored car with his Star BM pistol. For his actions during the battle, van Vuuren was awarded the Honoris Crux, one of South Africa's highest award for bravery.







Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 07:15 PM (EoRCO)

167 I don't think so. It says as much about the writer as it does about Hogg. It's scary it's not a parody.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycmc8dy7
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 07:13 PM (ctuyM)


Newwwwwp, that's pretty much hagiography right there.

ick.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:15 PM (y87Qq)

168 David Hogg = Pavel Morozov

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (fA1SL)

169 82
My dog is weird. Mrs D put her watch on the counter and the dog sat there for ten minutes staring at it.

Weird.



Posted by: Diogenes



Why is that weird? It's obviously a watchdog.



Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (P1f+c)
Now I see why there are no two drink minimums on Monday nights.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (UsCnO)

170 The horror ... the horror ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (58Au8)

171 Private Trigglypuff, reporting for duty!

http://tinyurl.com/ycll6dhh

Posted by: Pvt Trigglypuff at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (vDqXW)

172 Have I ever mentioned that WeaselDog howls like a deranged midget wolf at firetruck sirens?

No?

Well she does.
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM


She also frequently mentions the paucity of peanut butter on graham cracker snacks, ear scratches, and belly rubs.

You might want to improve your performance in these crucial areas. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (ctuyM)

173 (((((Weasel!!!!!!!))). How are you and Mrs Weasel???


Our beasts don't howl like enraged midget wolves, ( and I love that imagery) but they willingly bark at absolutely nothing. My favorite is when one barks, and the other starts up without having the faintest idea of why.

Solidarity.

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (V+V48)

174 Do most 18 year olds know what Omaha beach was?

To be fair, which of our generation in HS could have told you the significance of Chateau-Thierry.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

175 86 any help here? I live in seattle. I am not a prog. I am not a libtard, but I often have to nod my head in silence for my own personal safety. I am not kidding. I cannot move until my kids are out of school. any advice?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)

===

The tp always goes over, never under.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (EZebt)

176 Duke, just my mom last 60 years

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:17 PM (lxZ71)

177 161 My new hobby is cleaning out the basement and selling stuff on eBay.

What's yours?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Zmow)
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Buying hobo skeletons off of eBay.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:17 PM (kQs4Y)

178 She likes to be pissed on and no it's not a joke, she posted a video of herself being pissed on by the pie fucker from American Pie.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (dKiJG)

Wat? Link! Because this can't be real.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:17 PM (Y2VBD)

179 Do most 18 year olds know what Omaha beach was?
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A beach off of Lake Nebraska?

Posted by: A good guess at August 20, 2018 07:17 PM (vDqXW)

180 The tp always goes over, never under.


Unless you have housecats.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

181 I just had Melania Trump block access to comments. What's up with that?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (nBr1j)

182 I've never tried liverwurst.

What's it taste like?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)

183 Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (V+V4
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Hi moki! We're doing just peachy thanks. How're you and Mr. moki?

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (jC3Xc)

184 181. There's 'following,' and then there's stalking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (fA1SL)

185 Pavel Morozov, with ambitions to supplant Lavrenti Beria.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (58Au8)

186 I'd wager that not one adult in 100 could tell you the names of all 5 landing beaches on D-Day.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

187 182 I've never tried liverwurst.

What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)

Chicken.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (6Zmow)

188 Ah the joy of Quitting Day !
Every Quittentide the ladies dress in their finery and parade about kitchen making gaseous noises with their armpits, while the gents drink, vomit and play "Monkey Rolls Yonder" in the parlor.
All the good boys and girls, quickly run to their closets and lock the doors , in hopes that St. Quitter will deposit kumquat-themed treats in their bedpans!

The carriage wheels are removed, placed in a pile and set aflame in memory of the first Quitting Day when Francis the Fishmonger set himself alight in protest of the treatment of someone no one can remember.
Hip, Hip , 'Ooray for Quitting Day!

Posted by: Tiny Tim at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (8A18y)

189 182. Lunch. Makes excellent buterbrod. Stronk, and meaty.

Like me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (fA1SL)

190 You can't beat my girlfriend.

Posted by: Keith Ellison at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (vDqXW)

191 161 My new hobby is cleaning out the basement and selling stuff on eBay.

What's yours?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Zmow)

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Getting sold on eBay.

Posted by: People in ALHs Basement at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (gC2IV)

192 If Chelsea Handler were Chelsea Clinton's campaign manager would she be the Chelsea handler?

Posted by: Guam tipper at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (/DvFd)

193 I've never tried liverwurst.

What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)


Braunschweiger

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (T71PA)

194 Had to hang shelves today, 4 shelves over 8 feet long, standards and brackets. Took a hour.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (lxZ71)

195 193. Heh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

196 There is a reason for time zones, the earth rotates from from west to east. IT BE SCIENCE YOU DEPLORABLE DENIERS!!! (Hope ace is relaxing with a woman of voluptuous proportions.)

Posted by: colfax mingo at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (U0YUr)

197 I'd wager that not one adult in 100 could tell you the names of all 5 landing beaches on D-Day.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (T6t7i)


Whenever people say that sort of thing around here I glance at the nicks and think AYFKM? and then I remember selection bias is a thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (y87Qq)

198 182 I've never tried liverwurst.

What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)

Beaver

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (6Zmow)

199 "Beaches are a place for a mass shooting"
That is what concerned them so at Utah Beach.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (DxWUs)

200 My new hobby is cleaning out the basement and selling stuff on eBay.

What's yours?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Zmow)

Is that hard to set up? I have accumulated stuff from my parents I have never gotten rid of.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (AllCR)

201 186 I'd wager that not one adult in 100 could tell you the names of all 5 landing beaches on D-Day.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (T6t7i)
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Omaha, Utah, Gold...uh, Pismo...

Pebble?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (kQs4Y)

202 I know, Skip. It was a play on the word date. Ok, never mind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (gC2IV)

203 I'm going to look on Amazon for fake shrunken Pygmy heads to put on sticks by the WeaselAcres main gate.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (jC3Xc)

204 Holy shit that women is disgusting and has no shame. She made herself into a literal toilet.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (Y2VBD)

205 Sword

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

206 Is liverwurst the same thing as braunswager or however the hell you spell it? I can take it in small doses.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (dUJdY)

207 182 I've never tried liverwurst.

What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)

Beaver
Posted by: ALH


So Fish?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (6BjFc)

208 203. Why? Real ones are free.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

209 Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

210 Weasel!!! Mr Moki is reveling in retirement. He hasn't been this happy in a long while. The last few years were brutal. He is doing projects all over the house, and thus is at peace.

I just make him sammiches and clean after him.

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (V+V48)

211 "MTV is launching its first-ever midterm election drive to encourage young people to register and vote, hoping fans make voting a communal effort with their friends."

https://tinyurl.com/yctpef39

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (hECVl)

212 So, any status updates on the maverick senator from Arizona?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (a0IVu)

213 Juneau

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (T71PA)

214 182 I've never tried liverwurst.

What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

With lots of mustard, liverwurst tastes like mustard.

If your mustard is strong enough to defend itself, that is...

Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (wkZlp)

215 209 Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

Except for beef. And bacon. And long pig.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

216 That blog post's got a lotta quit in it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (2NqXo)

217 Is that hard to set up? I have accumulated stuff from my parents I have never gotten rid of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (AllCR)

No, it's very simple. A few clicks and pics and you're up and running.

If you have a lot of stuff, you might want to consider one of those companies that does estate sales for a fee.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (6Zmow)

218 Barack and Moochel netflix thingy...waiting with baited breath.

Posted by: Memememeeee.....! at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (9jfoy)

219 208 203. Why? Real ones are free.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)
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Permit issues.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (jC3Xc)

220 Duke, you never know, dad could have been a playboy

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (lxZ71)

221 If it's the video I'm thinking of- Handler by a dock, I think that was a set up by Chelsea Handler trying to be transgressive. I don't think that she was really being peed on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (AllCR)

222 >> Wat? Link! Because this can't be real.

It's real, I just disovered. There's a video (LiveLeak) of Jason Biggs pissing right on her face.

She claims she's not into that, but she does post shots of herself pissing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (8O3HH)

223 206. Is excellent. Take black bread. Smear of butter. Braunschweiger. Raw onion. Maybe brown mustard. Feast, I tell you!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (fA1SL)

224 I've never tried liverwurst.
What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)

The Devil's Taint, garlic and sassafras.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (EoRCO)

225 >>> And maybe the scariest one: " ... and Rebecca(Hogg's mom) says that (Harvard) alumni told her, "There is the potential that your son will be the leader of this country, and we want to make sure he goes to Harvard." Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (ctuyM)

I had wondered if his delaying school for a year was to parlay his newfound lib fame into a better grade school, since his top picks all rejected him. Not just to take off time to focus on antigun stuff. My cynicism pays off yet again!

What if he is not Harvard grade deep down, have the alumni thought of that? Though they took Obama and other lib idiots, so the bar has definitely lowered over the years.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (hvf9s)

226 Holy shit that women is disgusting and has no shame. She made herself into a literal toilet.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (Y2VBD)

Chelsea Handler put out a sex tape to generate publicity and nobody wanted to watch it. She's a piece of work

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (dKiJG)

227 All right, smartasses.

So it's probably got its own unique taste.

Probably I'd try it but I wouldn't want to buy a roll of it or some yuge amount.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (4ErVI)

228 I wonder what percentage of stuff sold at yard sales gets sold again and again at yard sales. As if some items sold purpose for being is to prop up Big Yard Sale.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (/tuJf)

229 If it's the video I'm thinking of- Handler by a dock, I think that was a set up by Chelsea Handler trying to be transgressive. I don't think that she was really being peed on.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (AllCR)


This is not the FenelonSpoke comment I was expecting to read when I woke up this morning.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (y87Qq)

230
Utah, Omaha and the Limey beaches

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (10vO4)

231 Braunschweiger is so good, phony crap that tries to mimic, not so much

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (6Ll1u)

232

I just make him sammiches and clean after him.
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (V+V4
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I'd say he has it made!

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (jC3Xc)

233 What if he is not Harvard grade deep down, have the alumni thought of that? Though they took Obama and other lib idiots, so the bar has definitely lowered over the years.
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (hvf9s)

It's the Special Ed Diploma.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (6Zmow)

234 Omaha!!!

Posted by: Peyton Manning's Massive Melon at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (W6z+Y)

235 MTV is launching its first-ever midterm election drive to encourage young people to register and vote, hoping fans make voting a communist effort with their friends."

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM

FIFY

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (lxZ71)

236 Mama always said life was like an open thread. You never know what you're gonna get.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (gC2IV)

237 86
any help here? I live in seattle. I am not a prog. I am not a
libtard, but I often have to nod my head in silence for my own personal
safety. I am not kidding. I cannot move until my kids are out of
school. any advice?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)

nurse is not exaggerating, unfortunately. I live in a close suburb, and a native. It is like there are two different realities. The real one that we here in AoS live in, and the false reality we disparage here every day.

Too many in Seattle today live in that false reality.

I wish I had some funny comment, but I can only be sad. Corporate workplaces around here in high tech are particularly onerous.
The real answer, other than CW2, is to break up the new Monopolies, including Amazon, FB, Apple, Twat, etc. It is these high tech organizations that are enforcing this new, anti-Constitutional group think. These corps make "eff-you" profits. So attack them where it hurts.
But advice for nurse? You can sell for top dollar today in this region.

Yes, SELL! You realize your kids are getting brainwashed, right?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO)

238 MTV has no influence anymore,MTV is dead.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (LiyEm)

239 Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (y87Qq)

It's not as if I go looking for Chelsea Handler videos. I never knew who she was until somebody mentioned her on here and posted the video.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (AllCR)

240 My new hobby is cleaning out the basement and selling stuff on eBay.

What's yours?

Posted by: ALH
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Should have told me. The trash guys picked up over 50 trash bags of *treasures* from my fil's house today. I didn't think they'd do it so I told my wife to offer them 50 bucks cash when they showed. After they left she handed me the 50 back. I asked her what's up with that? She said she showed them her bewbies instead.

I said, you dropped your pants?!

An icepack will keep the swelling down, won't it?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (9rIkM)

241 I'm sure this was already discussed in movie thread this past weekend but I saw BlacKkKlansman this weekend. It wasn't a bad movie considering it was a Spike Lee movie. Yes, they portrayed whites as more violent than blacks....but the ending pissed me off so much I almost threw my watered down left over soda at the screen. Unbelievable anti-American anti-Trump political lies and propaganda shoved down our throats....then ends with upside down American flag.

I'm still beside myself pissed off.

Posted by: DitkaCA at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (kVjCi)

242 Ah "it's just a joke" getting peed on and "it's only art" when by boyfriend peed on my face.

Same old tired excuse for these absolute child fucking degenerates.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:27 PM (Y2VBD)

243 MTV has no influence anymore,MTV is dead.
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (LiyEm)
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I feel happy!

Posted by: MTV at August 20, 2018 07:27 PM (vDqXW)

244 > And he's gayer than a Liberace pajama party

He's gayer than the guy who designed the pajamas, did the hairstyles, and was in charge of the interior decorations for that Liberace pajama party.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:27 PM (Ib/RG)

245 Curent hobby? Working out logistics for the transcontinental canal network. Weebs and furries and tumblristas.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (fA1SL)

246 It's so stupid that male genetalia are external to the body. Ovaries are internal, and function just fine. It's a stupid design blunder. So much for intelligent design. So intelligent, Chelsea Handler can damage you.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (/qEW2)

247 An icepack will keep the swelling down, won't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (9rIkM)

No, better to amputate.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (6Zmow)

248 LOL He ain't getting elected anything as a Democrat with the direction that party is going in. He's a White boy. He ain't going nowhere over there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (4ErVI)

249 The Devil's Taint, garlic and sassafras.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Underwood Deviled Ham.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (6BjFc)

250 I had an interesting discussion this evening about the destruction that was caused by the King's Progress and also the knights going on Crusade.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (alpTi)

251 K-Towel Records and MSNBB present:

Al Sharpton's Greatest Hits!

If you liked the Rev's cover of Aretha's Franklin's "R-E-S-P-I-C-T", you'll love Al's covers of the Jackson Five's "A-B-D" and Wilson Pickett's "6-3-4-5-7-8-8"!

Reverend Al also performs other Motown classics such as:

"I Heard It Through the Grape Wine"
"Tears of a Clone"
"Poppa Was a Rollin' Stove"
"Let's Get It In"
"Super Free"
"Signed, Sealed, with Liver"
"Three Times a Ladle"
"The Theme From 'Shep'"
"Poppa's Got a Brand New Bat"
"Midnight Train to Gorgeous"
"Mustang Salad"
"Respect Your Shelf"
"Get on the Good Food"
"You Are the Sunshine of My Wife" and
"Brick House Payment"!

And as an added bonus, if you act now, we promise not to send any of these Joe Scarborough Thrash Rock-CDs, even though he can't park the car in the garage anymore because the boxes are piled up to the ceiling and Mika is beating him at night because the seagulls are pooping on the convertible.

Act Now...Or Else Joe Gets Another Black Eye!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (Ndje9)

252 Except for beef. And bacon. And long pig.


They just taste less like chicken.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

253 A panic of bees.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (RuIsu)



A Panic at the Disco of a Flock of Beegulls.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (y87Qq)


In Iran.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (9chmE)
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Iran so far away.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (JJZzu)

254 Fen, being a seller on Ebay is pretty easy. I have bought stuff on there for years and since I had an account it was pretty easy to set up to be a seller. Once that is done it's just uploading pics from your computer. I'm not sure what their fee is. I tried selling a few bracelets but didn't have much luck.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (dUJdY)

255 "223 206. Is excellent. Take black bread. Smear of butter. Braunschweiger. Raw onion. Maybe brown mustard. Feast, I tell you!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (fA1SL)"

Truth !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (58Au8)

256 Probably I'd try it but I wouldn't want to buy a roll of it or some yuge amount.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Srsly, fried liverwurst, on rye with sliced raw onion and spicy brown mustard.

Your dog or cat will love it.

Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (wkZlp)

257 I would pee on Chelsea Handler.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (LiyEm)

258 247. Sing out and slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (fA1SL)

259 Shrunken heads - $7.95 on Amazon. Prime eligible!

Ordered two.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (MVjcR)

260 Chelsea Handler put out a sex tape to generate publicity and nobody wanted to watch it. She's a piece of work
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (dKiJG)

She is a walking talking example of evil acts making one repulsive. She was pretty in her 20's then she sold her soul.

The more you know...

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (Y2VBD)

261 LOL He ain't getting elected anything as a Democrat with the direction that party is going in. He's a White boy. He ain't going nowhere over there.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (4ErVI)


Well, he's welcome over here any time

Posted by: Skipper Krystol at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (T71PA)

262 It's so stupid that male genetalia are external to the body. Ovaries are internal, and function just fine.

LOL.. reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine says I don't know how you walk around with those things. I think it was the shrinkage episode.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)

263 I would pee on Chelsea Handler.
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (LiyEm)
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I would pee on Trigglypuff.

No big deal.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (vDqXW)

264 Underwood Deviled Ham.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (6BjFc)

I bought a tin of that a couple of years ago and took a whiff and it smelled like cat food!

Took a small taste on a cracker and nearly barfed. Tossed it. If my cat had still been alive I'd have given it to him even though the poop probably would've smelled like hell.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (4ErVI)

265 I like fluffy kittens and warm blankies.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (Ib/RG)

266 I wonder what percentage of stuff sold at yard sales gets sold again and again at yard sales. As if some items sold purpose for being is to prop up Big Yard Sale.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (/tuJf)
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Kind of like The Fruitcake.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (JJZzu)

267 LOL.. reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine says I don't know how you walk around with those things. I think it was the shrinkage episode.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)
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It was. It's how Elaine ends the conversation.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (vDqXW)

268 What should I get from the freezer for dinner tomorrow night? Chicken or pork chops?

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (6Zmow)

269 Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (JJZzu)

Hello there, bluebell. Welcome to the sausage and piss thread.

*weak smile*

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (y87Qq)

270

Act Now...Or Else Joe Gets Another Black Eye!


Is it wrong that I heard that in the Eddie Murphy Buckwheat character's voice?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (HaL55)

271 Prager tells of conservatives who personally tell him if it became known they were conservatives yet alone Trump voters they would be dropped from every public invitation, lose every friend and quite possibly be let go from jobs.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (lxZ71)

272 Is ecosex rape? Trees cannot consent.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (hI/80)

273 265 I like fluffy kittens and warm blankies.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (Ib/RG)

Is this a joke about Chinese food?

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:32 PM (6Zmow)

274 I like fluffy kittens and warm blankies.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong


Serenity now.

Insanity later.

Posted by: a short trip at August 20, 2018 07:32 PM (z0jlY)

275 I wonder what percentage of stuff sold at yard sales gets sold again and again at yard sales. As if some items sold purpose for being is to prop up Big Yard Sale.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (/tuJf)


We have a mathom closet.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

276 Al Sharpton's Greatest Hits

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (Ndje9)


Well done!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:32 PM (T71PA)

277 *weak smile*
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (y87Qq)
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Oh dear, is that what y'all are taking about? Maybe I'll go back to folding clothes.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (JJZzu)

278 Jack Straw my husbands uncle used to do that. He would hit the yard and garage sales then go to the swap and shop and sell the item for 2 or 3 times what he paid for it. He actually did pretty good. lol

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (dUJdY)

279 I hate old white men.

Especially Professor X at Harvard, who pumped and dumped me freshman year, then took up with that blonde cheerleader bimbo. Bitch.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (Ib/RG)

280 Do most 18 year olds know what Omaha beach was?



Posted by: FenelonSpoke



We'll be having dinner Wednesday night with a 95 y.o. who came ashore at Omaha and served with Patton. His current wife has outlived a Marine and another guy. She's nearly 90 and has a personal trainer come to their house and keep them spry for all their world travels.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

281 >>>I would pee on Chelsea Handler.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (LiyEm)<<<

Eww. Never.

Posted by: R-Kelly at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (W6z+Y)

282 I often think the cat food I use could be good heated and over toast.
It looks that good.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (lxZ71)

283 >>> "MTV is launching its first-ever midterm election drive to encourage young people to register and vote, hoping fans make voting a communal effort with their friends."

Rumor is that Gen Z is turning into a surprisingly redpilled generation. (Backed up by marketing research; much more socially and fiscally conservative than Gen Z or Millennials.) If that turns out to be the case, watch those teen voter drives dry up reaaaaaal fast!

https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9416

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (hvf9s)

284 Is ecosex rape? Trees cannot consent.

Posted by: katya
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Yeah, it's a knotty problem.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (9rIkM)

285 Prager tells of conservatives who personally tell him if it became known they were conservatives yet alone Trump voters they would be dropped from every public invitation, lose every friend and quite possibly be let go from jobs.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (lxZ71)
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Meanwhile Nick Offerman is doing this bullshit radio commercial about the daily terror LGBT apparently face because it's legal to fire them in 30 states yet.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (vDqXW)

286 Liverwurst?

Delish!

Braunschweiger?

Almost exactly the same as Liverwurst.

Delish!

Both sort of a cheap version of Foie Gras.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (9q7Dl)

287 male genetalia are external to the body.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)


*tRiGgErReD*


REEEEEEEeeeeeeee

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (y87Qq)

288 271 Prager tells of conservatives who personally tell him if it became known they were conservatives yet alone Trump voters they would be dropped from every public invitation, lose every friend and quite possibly be let go from jobs.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (lxZ71)

All the more reason not to hide it. Anonymity on the net is one thing because it's war, but this is kindly cowardly.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (Y2VBD)

289 I had a shrunken head kit when I was a kid. Imagine my disappointment when I found out you made them out of apples.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (gC2IV)

290 >>Jack Straw my husbands uncle used to do that. He would hit the yard and garage sales then go to the swap and shop and sell the item for 2 or 3 times what he paid for it. He actually did pretty good. lol

I live in dread that I will someday inherit my mothers collection of Hummels and other tchotchke.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

291 >>>I hate old white men.



Especially Professor X at Harvard, who pumped and dumped me freshman
year, then took up with that blonde cheerleader bimbo. Bitch.



Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (Ib/RG)<<<
Oh, crap. I thought I wiped your mind of that.

Posted by: Prof Charles Xavier at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (W6z+Y)

292 Ummm. copy and paste fail up above.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (dUJdY)

293 282 I often think the cat food I use could be good heated and over toast.
It looks that good.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (lxZ71)

Yeah I used to buy him some stuff that was more expensive and it looked like stew.

The deviled ham looked like the really cheap cat food where you'd get four or five cans for a buck. Smelled like it too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (4ErVI)

294 The key to making any truly good sandwich is to reject veak, veshterners' convention of two pieces of bread. One piece, Vasilii. Preferably black bread. Smear of butter, and then whatever edible stuff you got. And onion. Is done. Buterbrod - Superior in every way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (fA1SL)

295 Can deviled ham be actually worse than than potted meat??

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (6Ll1u)

296 287 male genetalia are external to the body.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)

*tRiGgErReD*


REEEEEEEeeeeeeee
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (y87Qq)

Chicken.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (6Zmow)

297 Keith Olbermann is a twat.
needs to be said once in a while.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (UFyv9)

298 (((bluebell))))!!!

I actually like a well made fruitcake. But I admit, it's better with dried cherries, dates and almonds or pecans, rather than the glacé stuff.

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (V+V48)

299 So I see Sarah Jeong is all unicorns and rainbows and "puff the magic dragon" since she got a (presumed) gwai-lo boyfriend. So this is how the "post modernist feminist" comes up with her theories on race, men and social justice: by whether she got laid by a guy lately.
As someone more astute on male/female relations, John Riggins, once said to Sandra Day O'Connor: "Loosen up Sandy, you're too tight."
Sarah Jeong = crazy bitch


Posted by: Publius Redux at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (mvvCm)

300 One piece, Vasilii.

One piece only.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

301 I live in dread that I will someday inherit my mothers collection of Hummels and other tchotchke.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)


Check out what Hummels are going for on the internet. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

302 Treet, ftw.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

303 I live in dread that I will someday inherit my mothers collection of Hummels and other tchotchke.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)
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Pretend they're zucchini and leave them in your sister's car when she forgets to lock the door some day.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (JJZzu)

304
An icepack will keep the swelling down, won't it?


Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (9rIkM)

That's what I told her, too!

Posted by: Keith Ellison at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (UsCnO)

305 Serious question you guyz -- can vodka go bad?

I had an open bottle in my booze cabinet for a couple years, and it's been chillin' in my fridge for about 6 months.

What can I say, I just don't drink that much.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (kQs4Y)

306 As a Boy Scout I remember eating Underwood Deviled Ham on teething toast on a canoe trip. I must have been starving because I had fond memories of it. Tried it again a couple years ago and it tasted like crap.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (6BjFc)

307 286. Heh. My Angel calls Braunschweiger 'pate'. Adorable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (fA1SL)

308 And bless you Ace for a "top ten" list. Good to see you flexing your fiction muscles. You are good at that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (0QYMt)

309 Oh Lord Jack, I inherited my moms hummels. My house is southwest and western decor so they did NOT fit in. My last garage sale I sold about half of them. Must have had 30 or so. I felt bad for mom. I've never told her. One lady bought 10 of them and she was an avid collector so I figured at least they got a good home.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (dUJdY)

310 301 I live in dread that I will someday inherit my mothers collection of Hummels and other tchotchke.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

Check out what Hummels are going for on the internet. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

It's a sub-plot on Better Call Saul.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (kQs4Y)

311 >>Check out what Hummels are going for on the internet. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

Yea but they are my mothers and they are from when we lived in Germany way back when. She'll probably make me swear to never sell them.

The horror.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (/tuJf)

312 I can't stand the soft center and fence sitters. Pick a side faggits.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (Y2VBD)

313 305. No. Vodka is life. Vodka is love.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (fA1SL)

314 >> Oh Lord Jack,

That's me, Lord, Jack.

Posted by: Jack Lord at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (8O3HH)

315 286 Liverwurst?

Delish!

Braunschweiger?

Almost exactly the same as Liverwurst.

Delish!

Both sort of a cheap version of Foie Gras.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (9q7Dl)

Best in small doses. The metallic taste gets a bit overwhelming.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (NWiLs)

316 Deviled ham mixed with mayo and sweet pickle relish is delish. I'll have yours if you don't want it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (gC2IV)

317 Yea but they are my mothers and they are from when we lived in Germany
way back when. She'll probably make me swear to never sell them.

Canoe accident?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (T6t7i)

318 Serious question you guyz -- can vodka go bad?


No.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (dUJdY)

319 "male genitalia are external to the body."

not when you're forced to listen to Michelle Wolf

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (UFyv9)

320 Sunset here in the northern Adirondacks, clear skies, cooling off fast.

The birds of summer have mostly gone south, except for the little hummers.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (+Q/QS)

321 Moki, New Camadoli Hermitage and I live in the fruitcake making capitol of the world.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (alpTi)

322 Uncle Palp, buterbrod sounds like kaparkni, from Poland. Large slice of bread, butter, cheese, meat pickles. Mmmm

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (V+V48)

323 264 Underwood Deviled Ham.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (6BjFc)

I bought a tin of that a couple of years ago and took a whiff and it smelled like cat food!

Took a small taste on a cracker and nearly barfed. Tossed it. If my cat had still been alive I'd have given it to him even though the poop probably would've smelled like hell.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (4ErVI)


Huh. I've liked it since I was a kid. I don't eat it all the time or anything, but I'll make a sandwich with it once in a while as a change of pace.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

324 Serious question you guyz -- can vodka go bad?

If it's Valu-Rite, it starts out bad, so no.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (T6t7i)

325 The Wisdom of Chiun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP69wn8xtS4

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (Ib/RG)

326 Oh Lord Jack,

That's me, Lord, Jack.

Yep.. knew it as soon as I hit post.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (dUJdY)

327
Yea but they are my mothers and they are from when we lived in Germany way back when. She'll probably make me swear to never sell them.

The horror.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (/tuJf)

Get a curio cabinet. Nothing says old people like several curio cabinets with lots of little junk in them.


Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (6Zmow)

328 JackStraw:
When my parents sold their house I ended up with a lot of furniture and stuff from them. A lot. The house I own is practically a museum. On the one hand all of this stuff is familiar to me, and a number of things have been in either family for a long time. On the other hand I didn't have to shell out a lot of money for good furniture.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (0QYMt)

329 Canned ham needs mayo, diced up celery, onion, sweet relish all chopped up together.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (lxZ71)

330 I doubt that vodka can go bad, it's basically just alcohol and distilled water.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (UFyv9)

331 >>Get a curio cabinet. Nothing says old people like several curio cabinets with lots of little junk in them.

Thanks. Now I will never get to sleep tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

332 322. Pickles? You eat pickles alone, as part of zakuski, or in solyanka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)

333 "Early quitting," hah!

I predict a 45-graf Ace essay by the end of the week.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (6Gx7R)

334 I actually like a well made fruitcake. But I admit,
it's better with dried cherries, dates and almonds or pecans, rather
than the glacee stuff.

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (V+V4


The older brother of our Sri Lankan student was married earlier this summer. Yuge wedding, and the signatories were the past and present presidents of the country.

Student's mom sent us a box of the wedding cake (in beautiful, individual boxes wrapped in gold fabric), and it's fruit cake. And it's delicious. I put the box in the freezer to share with others this fall and winter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

335 LA has banned foi gras

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)

336 Serious question you guyz -- can vodka go bad?

The only thing that lives in vodka is drunken bacteria and they're to shitfaced to harm you so you're good.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (T71PA)

337 Hi moki! I actually don't mind fruitcake, although some are better than others. I just usually prefer to get my carbs in other ways.

How's your daughter?

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (JJZzu)

338 >>> I hate old white men. Especially Professor X at Harvard, who pumped and dumped me freshman year, then took up with that blonde cheerleader bimbo. Bitch.

That puts a whole new spin on the Xavier/Jean Grey relationship!

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (hvf9s)

339 Levin just questioned if reporters are born stupid or by training.

Training is my guess giving them the benefit of the doubt

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (lxZ71)

340 Get a curio cabinet. Nothing says old people like several curio cabinets with lots of little junk in them.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (6Zmow)
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Mix some wicked bongs in amongst the Hummels.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (kQs4Y)

341 Vodka is already as nasty as it gets

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (/+2fq)

342

Huh. I've liked it since I was a kid. I don't eat it all the time or anything, but I'll make a sandwich with it once in a while as a change of pace.


Mumsey Dearest would make me sammiches of that stuff. It's OK, but not something I'd seek out anymore. And I'll occasionally get a tin of it at the grocery store for grins and giggles. B'Gal can't stand it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (HaL55)

343 Around here, vodka would have to be extremely perishable to go bad.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (gC2IV)

344 Oh Lord Jack,

That's me, Lord, Jack.

Yep.. knew it as soon as I hit post.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (dUJdY)
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Nevermind then.

Posted by: Jack Lord at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (vDqXW)

345 336 Serious question you guyz -- can vodka go bad?

Short answer, No.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (6Zmow)

346 Pretend they're zucchini and leave them in your sister's car when she forgets to lock the door some day.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (


******

This is a lesson for us all.
When zucchini is ready to pick, do not leave your windows open when you go to Bluebell 's church.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (0tfLf)

347 Pickles? You eat pickles alone, as part of zakuski, or in solyanka.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)


Anyway, like I was sayin', pickles is the fruit of the steppe.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (y87Qq)

348 Damn Aussies. This conference call is never going to start.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (/tuJf)

349 341. Obvious troll is obvious.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (fA1SL)

350 LA has banned foi gras

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)


When foi gras is outlawed, only outlaws will have foi gras. And the rich, so suck it proles.

Posted by: Food Network at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (sXefu)

351 Some light reading for the night...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybsl8j8c

And how about going back to 1945 and not just 1947?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/nqvnlo2

I wonder what a grand jury will say about this 70 years from now?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8dydndc

See you in a couple of days.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (Evws/)

352 When my parents sold their house I ended up with a lot of furniture and stuff from them. A lot. The house I own is practically a museum. On the one hand all of this stuff is familiar to me, and a number of things have been in either family for a long time. On the other hand I didn't have to shell out a lot of money for good furniture.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (0QYMt)
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Sounds to me like you could use a few Hummels.

Seriously, it sounds like you got some nice things from your folks and some nice memories all at once. Lucky.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (JJZzu)

353 Serious question you guyz -- can vodka go bad?
............

You'll know if it comes home with tattoos and smelling like reefer.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (HgMAr)

354 The 2V solution, Vodka and Velveta . Nuke proof.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (alpTi)

355 The Hermitage Fruitcakes, Ben Had?? I think I have heard mention of them. In Texas, it was the Collin Street Bakery Fruitcake that everyone traded, but my dad would make homemade fruitcake that was really good.

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (V+V48)

356 Hey GI! Give you Hummel, five dallah!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (NWiLs)

357 347. Yup.
* longs for pickled garlic *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (fA1SL)

358 Damn Aussies. This conference call is never going to start.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
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It's lunchtime over there. They're all out to lunch.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (JJZzu)

359 336 Serious question you guyz -- can vodka go bad?

Short answer, No.


******

This is true. Buy it can turn Cindy S. into a very naughty girl.

So I'm told by a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (0tfLf)

360 213
Juneau

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (T71PA)

LOL
fcvking French....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (8iiMU)

361 >> Yep.. knew it as soon as I hit post.

Book 'er, Dano!

Posted by: Jack Lord at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (8O3HH)

362 257 I would not pee on Chelsea Handler
I would take a dump on her fce though

Posted by: Beavis at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (eYLLL)

363 >>When my parents sold their house I ended up with a lot of furniture and stuff from them. A lot. The house I own is practically a museum. On the one hand all of this stuff is familiar to me, and a number of things have been in either family for a long time. On the other hand I didn't have to shell out a lot of money for good furniture.

I'm at the stage where I am unburdening myself from stuff. My needs are simple. I require no curio cases.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

364 Damn Aussies. This conference call is never going to start.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (/tuJf)


Aren't they GMT +10? Lazy bastards.

Posted by: Food Network at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (sXefu)

365 257 I would not pee on Chelsea Handler
I would take a dump on her fce though
Posted by: Beavis at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (eYLLL)

I see you know how to treat women.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (6Zmow)

366 The daughter and her husband of two of our best friends, live in Australia. The husband is Aussie.

They recently bought and built a kit house and the day before they were to move in, arsonists burned it down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

367 > "male genitalia are external to the body."

> not when you're forced to listen to Michelle Wolf

Or see her. Or (likely) smell her.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (Ib/RG)

368 295 Can deviled ham be actually worse than than potted meat??

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (6Ll1u)

Looking at potted meat online, it sounds pretty awful.

I'm betting there's a deviled ham that would be good, probably one homemade from a recipe to taste. It was just the Underwood was awful. Probably it's an acquired taste or something you like as a kid.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (4ErVI)

369 353 Serious question you guyz -- can vodka go bad?
............

You'll know if it comes home with tattoos and smelling like reefer.


sounds like Valu-Ripe

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (NmR1a)

370
I wouldn't pee on Chelsea Handler if she were on fire.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (8O3HH)

371 Sock fail.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (sXefu)

372 I require no curio cases.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)
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Except for the Hummels.

Maybe you'll get lucky and your mom will leave you the one she has, too.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (JJZzu)

373 Can deviled ham be actually worse than than potted meat??

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (6Ll1u)
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No. Deviled ham is the good potted meat.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (vDqXW)

374 I'm at the stage where I am unburdening myself from stuff. My needs are simple. I require no curio cases.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

Me too. Hence the selling on eBay.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (6Zmow)

375 > They recently bought and built a kit house and the day before they were to move in, arsonists burned it down.

My money is on the anti-Australian bigots in your neighborhood. It's a little-known offshoot of the Klan.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (Ib/RG)

376 Serious question you guyz -- can vodka go bad?
...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (kQs4Y)


It would kill all microbes, so I'd think no. I find it ironic that human waste is toxic to humans and microbe waste (ethanol) is toxic to microbes, yet microbes can thrive in human waste and humans can consume microbe waste (ethanol).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (/qEW2)

377 LA has banned foi gras


Jeez, what's next? Caviar?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (jDF8P)

378 The 2V solution, Vodka and Velveta . Nuke proof.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (alpTi)



The V2 solution. You can really get bombed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (SiINZ)

379 Moki, Collin Street is just passable, but the Monks make a great dark fruit cake and the Date Loaf is exceptional.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (alpTi)

380 They recently bought and built a kit house and the day before they were to move in, arsonists burned it down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
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Jane, that's awful! Why would anyone do that? Did they know them?

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (JJZzu)

381 >>It's lunchtime over there. They're all out to lunch.

First it was 6:30. Then it was 7:00. Then 7:30.

My barby is going to get cold before I can get the shrimp on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)

382 346 When zucchini is ready to pick, do not leave your windows open when you go to Bluebell's church.

at a previous location of domicilage, there were times of the year when it was not safe to have a front porch.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (NmR1a)

383 They recently bought and built a kit house and the day before they were to move in, arsonists burned it down.

I think we know why. Isn't life grand?

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (f6lTY)

384 271 Prager tells of conservatives who personally tell him if it became known they were conservatives yet alone Trump voters they would be dropped from every public invitation, lose every friend and quite possibly be let go from jobs.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (lxZ71)

All the more reason not to hide it. Anonymity on the net is one thing because it's war, but this is kindly cowardly.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (Y2VBD)
***********************

#walkaway and be proud.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (hECVl)

385 Has anyone here read or watched the Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society? (Movie just landed on Netflix.) I'm wondering if it's worth a look. The premise sounds interesting from a historic fiction perspective (a literary group forms on the Channel islands occupied by Germany during WW2), but I have a feeling it will descend into Notebook like romantic sappiness by the end. Not my bag at the moment.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (hvf9s)

386 I've never tried potted meat. I've seen it in the store. The shape of the can is kind of intriguing.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

387 Al Sharpton's Greatest Hits

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Get your kicks on Route sixty-five!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (5Mk4N)

388 > Can deviled ham be actually worse than than potted meat??


Ever see the generic stuff that's too nasty to even be labeled Spam or deviled ham? "Potted Meat Food Product", it's called.

I've never had the nerve to try it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (Ib/RG)

389 362 comments in 1 hr
X 2 more hrs = 1086 comments before the ONT

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (lxZ71)

390
Don't tell me it's raining, just pee on me!

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (8O3HH)

391 Good lord Potted Meat looks like someone took a dump in a can.

Heh there's a review online that says Dollar Store Deathwish: Potted Meat.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (4ErVI)

392 Aside from deviled ham, Mom bought those little cans of chopped black olives. Mixed with a bit of mayo, they made for tasty sammiches. Ahh, childhood memories.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (gC2IV)

393 Does vodka go bad?

There are few topics of absolute mastery by the Horde, but this is obviously one of them.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (UsCnO)

394 my dad would make homemade fruitcake that was really good.
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (V+V4

Yup...best fruitcake I ever had was homemade.

Not all citrusy but loaded with dried fruits and nuts.

Like a heavy, dense pound cake.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (EoRCO)

395 Jane, that's awful! Why would anyone do that? Did they know them?



Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (JJZzu)


Nope. Thankfully, all their belongings were in storage. The wife (our friend from church) is a gorgeous young woman who kills and skins crocs for a living.


Go figure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

396 LizLem, the book was great. I haven't seen the Netflix film, although I've seen their promos for it and I will eventually watch it. I fear they may have Hallmarked it but I hope not. The book wasn't like that.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (JJZzu)

397 Santa Monica is the rich and the poor taking care of them, you know the american dream they all talk about

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (6Ll1u)

398 > The daughter and her husband of two of our best friends

Complicated.

Polygamists?

Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (wkZlp)

399 Hey bluebell,

All the Lyme tests were negative, but there is something going on because she has some bad white blood counts, and gamma globulin. We head back to the neurologist in a couple of weeks, and she is starting classes next week with her cane. I want to put flame decals on it so it will look like she is going faster, but she won't humor me.

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (V+V48)

400 Ever see the generic stuff that's too nasty to even be labeled Spam or deviled ham? "Potted Meat Food Product", it's called.

What? They've gotten pretty good at removing the tire marks.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (T6t7i)

401 >>Aren't they GMT +10? Lazy bastards.

It's coming up on 10:00 am. That better have been one hell of a breakfast meeting.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (/tuJf)

402 My barby is going to get cold before I can get the shrimp on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)


Tell them I was waiting so long that a dingo ate my baby.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (sXefu)

403 Ever see the generic stuff that's too nasty to even be labeled Spam or deviled ham? "Potted Meat Food Product", it's called.

I've never had the nerve to try it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (Ib/RG)
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I was blue collar as a kid in a big, Catholic family. We ate potted meat.

Deviled ham is better.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (vDqXW)

404 Sounds to me like you could use a few Hummels.



Seriously, it sounds like you got some nice things from your folks and some nice memories all at once. Lucky.



Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (JJZzu)

The Hummels went to the various sisters-in-law and the older granddaughters. I actually got silverware, and the old desk (1841) and other stuff. Wouldn't trade any of it until I have to.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (0QYMt)

405 SPAM - delicacy of SMR, GPW generation.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (fA1SL)

406 Moki, I pray your daughter gets answers and healing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

407 ike a heavy, dense pound cake.

Kilogram cake. I wonder how dense they are? One little slice of it probably has a day's worth of calories.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (f6lTY)

408 >>> the book was great. I haven't seen the Netflix film, although I've seen their promos for it and I will eventually watch it. I fear they may have Hallmarked it but I hope not. The book wasn't like that.

Awesome Bluebell! I will have to read it sometime. Love me some decent historic fiction.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:51 PM (hvf9s)

409 389
362 comments in 1 hr

X 2 more hrs = 1086 comments before the ONT

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (lxZ71)
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Maybe, but with Shep whipping his pud, and Keith Ellison whipping his women, we may not be able to keep up the pace.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (UsCnO)

410 My Dad ate fruit cake. No one else had the balls to try it. His Mom used to send him one every year.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (4ErVI)

411 Ah, moki, I'm sorry to hear she's still suffering. I'm also sure you know Lyme tests are notoriously unreliable. But I hope they can figure something out for her soon. I'll keep praying for her.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (JJZzu)

412 401
>>Aren't they GMT +10? Lazy bastards.



It's coming up on 10:00 am. That better have been one hell of a breakfast meeting.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (/tuJf)

That sounds like Melbourne time, if you are Eastern TZ. And, for the Aussies, tomorrow.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (8iiMU)

413 Prager tells of orchestra musicians who would be jobless if found out just to be a Trump voter. Those jobs are hard to get as it is.
I would not fault anyone.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (lxZ71)

414 Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (V+V4

Your daughter sounds very persistent with her studies. :^) Would you like me to put her back on Wednesday's prayer list for resolution and healing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (AllCR)

415 I actually got silverware, and the old desk (1841) and other stuff. Wouldn't trade any of it until I have to.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (0QYMt)


That's really sweet. I have a few heirlooms that I wouldn't part with, either.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (6Zmow)

416 I'm at the stage where I am unburdening myself from stuff. My needs are simple. I require no curio cases.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

Where do you display your Hummel collection?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

417 I have tried not to spend too much time, space and money collecting stuff, knowing that when I die most of it will end up being sold at an auction or at a thrift store.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (hI/80)

418 Dolly Parton will not enter or takes sides in politics publically, but since she can meme, we know where where she stands politically.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (Y2VBD)

419 SPAM was actually invented by a French chef who worked for Hormel,a way to use pork shoulders.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:53 PM (LiyEm)

420 I actually got silverware, and the old desk (1841) and other stuff. Wouldn't trade any of it until I have to.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (0QYMt)
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Wow, I wouldn't either! Sounds like you got some lovely heirlooms.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:53 PM (JJZzu)

421 SPAM - delicacy of SMR, GPW generation.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (fA1SL)


If we had been given SPAM, but not fried rice omelettes, dayenu.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:53 PM (y87Qq)

422 >>That sounds like Melbourne time, if you are Eastern TZ. And, for the Aussies, tomorrow.

Sydney. I love that city.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

423 Crap , Hummel snark ruined by prior serious Hummel discussion.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

424 419
SPAM was actually invented by a French chef who worked for Hormel,a way to use pork shoulders.


It's salt and meat scraps. What's to invent?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (T6t7i)

425 SPAM was actually invented by a French chef who worked for Hormel,a way to use pork shoulders.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:53 PM (LiyEm)


I love SPAM. Haters can FOAD.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (sXefu)

426 Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (Y2VBD)

What is a can meme?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (AllCR)

427 I was stationed in Germany twice. Mrs D picked up quite a few Hummels but she was smart about it. Only bought real collectibles or ones the daughters would want.
She won a plate at a wives auction once. 1976 collectible plate. No idea what it's worth.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (0tfLf)

428 >>It's salt and meat scraps. What's to invent?

The glue, man.

Posted by: moviegique at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (oRIVo)

429 Got curious and started reading up on Sister Hummel.

The Nazis treated her and her fellow nuns barbarously. Hitler hated her art (but that didn't stop his cronies from grabbing the money).

She wound up dying of tuberculosis shortly after the war, at age 37.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (Ib/RG)

430 424 The spice mixture I guess.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (LiyEm)

431 It's salt and meat scraps. What's to invent?

I mean, if it was salt and pig anuses, it would be called SPANUS.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (T6t7i)

432 Awesome Bluebell! I will have to read it sometime. Love me some decent historic fiction.
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:51 PM (hvf9s)
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LizLem, it's one of the few modern fiction books I have read and enjoyed because I just can't stand the violence and sex and foul language in most of them, to be perfectly honest. I would never have read it but my friend came to visit 8 years ago and brought it to me, and we are very much alike, so I knew I could trust her judgment! And I really liked it.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (JJZzu)

433 Spam is only a few steps up from scrapple

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (lxZ71)

434 Skimming some of the other articles from <i>Intelligencer</i> Sounds pretty left wing.

Posted by: SweetAndy at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (Mo5Uy)

435 370
I wouldn't pee on Chelsea Handler if she were on fire.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (8O3HH)

I'd use the fire to cook eggs, bacon, and sausage.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (Y2VBD)

436 Al Sharpton's Greatest Hits

-
Get your kicks on Route sixty-five!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (5Mk4N)

Roll over Salieri and tell Chopin the news!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (EoRCO)

437 Thanks Fenelon, I feel bad, cause we have been praying over that child since 2010. I don't want to cause prayer fatigue. But she surely needs it.

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (V+V48)

438 > SPAM was actually invented by a French chef who worked for Hormel,a way to use pork shoulders.


Very popular in the South Pacific to this day. Tribesmen who knew claimed that it was the closest thing you could get to human meat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (Ib/RG)

439
Spam is only a few steps up from scrapple
Posted by: Skip


I have no words for scrapple.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (IqV8l)

440 I will be in a death fight with my sister over the springerle cookie molds. Those serve a purpose.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

441 Thanks Fenelon, I feel bad, cause we have been
praying over that child since 2010. I don't want to cause prayer
fatigue. But she surely needs it.

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (V+V4


You've been on my list for a while now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

442 I have no words for scrapple.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


We can help!

Posted by: Department of Sanitation at August 20, 2018 07:57 PM (T6t7i)

443
Quitting time? I got home from work, got the dogs out, cooked sausages and chicken and will be headed out soon to give Dan a bath. Then tonight I have to unload 100 pounds of kibble, change the water in all the pens, fill up food buckets, get the monsters fed and put up for the night and give the house girls their evening Spam before they yell the house down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 07:57 PM (LsBY9)

444 Ever see the generic stuff that's too nasty to even be labeled Spam or deviled ham? "Potted Meat Food Product", it's called.

Surely, you haven't forgot about Dickman's Rolled Pig, which was featured here a few months ago?

https://tinyurl.com/yb63fqrj

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 07:57 PM (jDF8P)

445 Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (V+V4

I'm sorry for her ongoing struggles, but I am more than glad to put people back on the prayer list if I know they or their loves ones would like that to happen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:58 PM (AllCR)

446 I'm at the stage where I am unburdening myself from stuff. My needs are simple. I require no curio cases.
---

So, as many know, Bozo Conservative and I are getting married, and are of an age where we both have too many things. So we are not registering for gifts. Instead think that we should give each wedding guest (current count 11) a special vintage gift.

And by special vintage gift, I mean "something I don't feel like taking to Salvation Army or selling at a garage sale."

"Thank you for coming to the wedding. Your parting gift is a set of 12 white linen napkins and napkin rings."

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 07:58 PM (SbIX4)

447 Can't quit early. spending big dollars on two of our dogs. Microchipping both. One needs a polyp removed from her ear and a couple of teeth taken out. The other needed his ears cleaned up and a rabies shots. At least we'll have all the dogs ready to go, if we ever get the house on the market.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 07:59 PM (JKNZq)

448 I will be in a death fight with my sister over the springerle cookie molds. Those serve a purpose.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (/tuJf)
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You can always start beaning her with Hummels if she won't give them up. Solves two problems at once.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:59 PM (JJZzu)

449 I'm out. 'Night, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

450 Good night, Jane.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:59 PM (y87Qq)

451 Just read that Hillary is going to help out the Democrats in the mid-terms. How many are shaking in terror?

I did note that the 3 events she's starting with are in SF, NYC, and Chicago. That's really hitting us in the heart of Trump country, isn't it? How many incumbent Republicans are involved?

The horror! The horror!

Posted by: George LeS at August 20, 2018 07:59 PM (59GGI)

452 Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 07:58 PM (SbIX4)

That's funny and a good idea. I guess it's "wedding regifting" ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (AllCR)

453 >>You can always start beaning her with Hummels if she won't give them up.

It's like you read my mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (/tuJf)

454
"Thank you for coming to the wedding. Your parting gift is a set of 12 white linen napkins and napkin rings."
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 07:58 PM (SbIX4)
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Oh, that's a lovely parting gift! Can I come?

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (JJZzu)

455
Instead think that we should give each wedding guest (current count 11) a special vintage gift.

Good way of getting rid of the blood-stained axe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (LsBY9)

456 Surely, you haven't forgot about Dickman's Rolled Pig, which was featured here a few months ago?

https://tinyurl.com/yb63fqrj

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 07:57 PM (jDF8P)

Institutional Meat Food!

When you lived through the 1930s eating sawdust sandwiches, all of this stuff tastes like heaven.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (4ErVI)

457 That dumbass family annihilator in CO is now claiming his wife murdered the two daughters (as I predicted he would on Friday when we learned his lawyer was asking for DNA swabs of the girls' necks).

His story is almost as dumb as he is. He says he told the wife he wanted to separate (b/c he's banging some other chick) and she went into one of the girl's rooms and started strangling the kid. Dad says he watched her do this on the baby monitor downstairs. Uh, dumbass, it takes several minutes to strangle somebody to death. No father would just stand there watching his kid be strangled on a monitor. He'd sprint upstairs and stop it. We've all seen the photos of this 200+ lb. guy, and he obviously lifts weights and is buff (probably did it to impress the mistress), and there is no way his preggo little wife could have out-muscled him. As alibis go, this is one of the stupidest ones anybody ever conceived. He should get an extra penalty at sentencing just for thinking anybody would believe such an obviously bullshit story.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:01 PM (fqUgw)

458
The Land That Time Forgot is on. Comet channel.

Is Trampas in this?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:01 PM (HWL85)

459 He should get an extra penalty at sentencing just for thinking anybody would believe such an obviously bullshit story.

Should they hang him twice?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (T6t7i)

460 I will be in a death fight with my sister over the springerle cookie molds. Those serve a purpose.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

Or you could buy the same thing on eBay. If you can't find it there you don't need it.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (6Zmow)

461 "Maybelline, Why Won't You Be Rouge?"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (Ndje9)

462 456. True story. Knew a GPW vet. He swore SPAM was what made him decide America was the place to be. Even our tushanka was better, he said, and that stuff makes SPAM seem like caviar.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)

463 Respict we much?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (2NqXo)

464 307 286. Heh. My Angel calls Braunschweiger 'pate'. Adorable.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (fA1SL)

===

It goes on your banh mi. Or not, if you are a heathen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (EZebt)

465 I wouldn't pee on Chelsea Handler if she were on fire.

But if you pee on her now you might prevent a fire! Thank you for your service...

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (TQyCa)

466 446. Congrats shibumi. Are you the first AoS marriage?

Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (QgDuz)

467 There are some diners in the York area that have great scrapple.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (89T5c)

468 Brb. That dishwasher isn't going to unload itself.

Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (6Zmow)

469 >>Or you could buy the same thing on eBay. If you can't find it there you don't need it.

Not these. There were my great, great grandmothers.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (/tuJf)

470 Just got back from dinner, so this may have been discussed.

Remember Alanskies Rules for Radicals, and the one about making the position live up to their standards?


Seems like tat is beginning to bite the left in the ass.
So the only thing they can do is change the definitions that they imposed.
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=394559

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (wldC6)

471

You hear this?

Last week The Boston Globe claimed to receive a bomb threat (the day of their political stunt).

Boston Police said they didn't believe it to be serious.

But guess who's still "investigating" this bomb threat anyway....

Take a wild guess...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (HWL85)

472 I was stationed in Germany twice. Mrs D picked up quite a few Hummels but she was smart about it. Only bought real collectibles or ones the daughters would want.




The Germans were selling their old self-propelled artillery?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (SiINZ)

473 >>> I will be in a death fight with my sister over the springerle cookie molds. Those serve a purpose.

Hah. There are some gorgeous ones out there. That plus sentimentality, and I don't blame you!

That reminds me of a class I attended called "Grandma's Yellow Pie Plate." About how to divvy up family property and heirlooms without causing a family feud in the process. Very useful!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G6oWbJZrD8

http://msuextension.org/publications/FamilyFinancialManagement/MT199701HR.pdf

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 08:04 PM (hvf9s)

474
Only you can prevent dumpster fires!

Posted by: Smokey the Bear, peeing on Chelsea Handler at August 20, 2018 08:04 PM (8O3HH)

475 > Spam is only a few steps up from scrapple

Spam has spicy flavorings, and maybe too much salt.
Scrapple has those crunchy, gristly bits.

I'll eat either with fresh coffee, hash browns and eggs.

Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 08:04 PM (wkZlp)

476 464. Yep. That and that weird headcheese of theirs. Fine dining.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:04 PM (fA1SL)

477
Confession: I like scrapple. And goetta. And livermush.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 08:05 PM (LsBY9)

478 Wide.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 08:05 PM (NpK5V)

479 Hadrian, there is no rest for the caretakers.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 08:05 PM (alpTi)

480 Nurse Ratched,

I live in SW Washington. If you cannot move, look into getting a concealed weapons permit, get a gun and learn how to shoot. I went through California in the 70s and I can assure you this is going to get a whole lot worse.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 08:05 PM (JKNZq)

481 Should they hang him twice?
____________

He deserves at least that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:05 PM (fqUgw)

482 Institutional Meat Food!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (4ErVI)


When it comes to meat and not meat, there's no question - I reach for the smooth, Meefy taste of Meef™ brand denatured flesh product! The only tinned carcass made with real molten boron, you just can't beat Meef™! Meef™'s patented fractional meat distillation process guarantees that squeaky texture and rich Meefy musk you just can't get out of your sinuses. Also try new Meef™ Lite - all of the slightly familiar flavor of original Meef™ and only 30 grams of cartilage per serving. Meef™ - ask for it by name or crude pantomime! Now available in a plain brown wrapper.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 08:06 PM (y87Qq)

483 469
Not these. There were my great, great grandmothers.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (/tuJf)


Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!

Punctuation saves lives.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

484 >>> >>You can always start beaning her with Hummels if she won't give them up.

Use them for target practice, have bonding time with guns, make everyone happy.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 08:06 PM (hvf9s)

485 I ate scrapple once. It's one of those things like bashing crabs with wooden mallets that I don't get.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 08:07 PM (NpK5V)

486 I'm a single guy. Do I have to turn in my man card for having a full China Hutch in my dinning room? Nice flowery pattern china I got from a great Aunt.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 08:07 PM (6BjFc)

487
Institutional Meat Food!

Nutraloaf.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (LsBY9)

488 I've been looking for corn mush but can't find it around here.

Loved that stuff as a kid. Cut into slices, roll it in flour, fry it up and put syrup on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (4ErVI)

489 I've been looking for corn mush but can't find it around here.

Loved that stuff as a kid. Cut into slices, roll it in flour, fry it up and put syrup on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (4ErVI)

490 Jane, I feel like we have watched each other's kids grow up over these many years!!

I just saw your note about the Sri Lankan wedding cake- that is just beautiful. And fruitcake seems to be the traditional wedding cake for the Middle East- when my husband and I flew back from Kuwait to get married, the airlines made a wedding cake for us for the flight, and it was a fruitcake. It was pretty good, too.


Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (V+V48)

491 Playing Hotel California on the acoustic guitar. Awesome chord progressions, great lyrics, but I'm a shitty singer.

Plugged into the amp, when I hit that E chord for "rising up in the air," it feels like a bass drum being struck.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (+Q/QS)

492 Serious question you guyz -- can vodka go bad?

Any alcoholic drink at 80 proof (40% alcohol) or higher should be shelf-stable until you drink it all, or until it evaporates.

Lower-alcohol stuff should be refrigerated. Even then, I don't bother for anything that won't obviously go off quickly. Lower-proof flavored rums sit on the shelf with the rest of the good booze. Irish Cream, vermouth (basically wine), etc. goes in the fridge.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (P1f+c)

493 Scrapple is some damn fine eating.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (wldC6)

494 Congrats shibumi. Are you the first AoS marriage?
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM
---

thank you Kallisto.

and yes, we very well might be the first AoS marriage.

the date is the last friday in february. I've emailed Mis Hum, and the HQ might do some wedding releated things as the date gets closer.


personally, I think BC needs an ONT bachelor party.


Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (SbIX4)

495 So good you had tell us twice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:09 PM (89T5c)

496

Ever buy a can of corn and then the day you open the can you realize you bought Cream of Corn?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:09 PM (HWL85)

497 "Loved that stuff as a kid. Cut into slices, roll it in flour, fry it up and put syrup on it."

Just like god intended for it to be eaten.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:10 PM (wldC6)

498 496. Garmonbozia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:10 PM (fA1SL)

499 As alibis go, this is one of the stupidest ones anybody ever conceived. He should get an extra penalty at sentencing just for thinking anybody would believe such an obviously bullshit story.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:01 PM

He's lucky the judge said ix-nay to the defense's request. Any DNA found on the kids' nails would point to him, not Mom. It was his lawyers who came up with it, I doubt it was him.

It's really a twisted defense, almost like saying he's the hero. He took out the evil baby-killing wife, give him a medal, don't put him in prison. Boo hoo, she killed his kids and he went crazy. It could happen to any other mild-mannered Dad out there.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:10 PM (2NqXo)

500 Oh, that's a lovely parting gift! Can I come?
Posted by: bluebell


You get a box of nails.

How about some shingles?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:10 PM (S6Pax)

501 Wow! This is too late for the Jeong thread but I stumbled into a really huge nasty story about someone in China Jeong worked to destroy:
https://tinyurl.com/yckqbxhl

It's about Naomi Wu which you might have heard from Maker magazine or other news sources. I read about her on Maker. Basically, she's a pretty neat woman from China that makes a lot of wearable tech and DIY tech projects. So Vice magazine wanted to interview her and she was experienced with working with other journalists so she gave them a list of ground rules that would keep her safe. There's a number of reasons she needs protect her safety there in China so there's a list of things she couldn't discuss. Off limits were relationships, sexual orientation, family status etc..

So Vice agreed and they did the interview. But afterward they sent a bunch of weird questions to her. The exact sort of questions she said no to. So they wanted to publish, without her consent, a bunch of rumors about her relationship. She begged them not too. And they published her begging emails.


She fought back, in her own way, by creating "video shoes" which would display info about the dude at Vice that was basically trying to dox her. That started to win her some support against Vice.


So they sent Jeong in to finish her off with a nasty public relations campaign. The kind of arrogant elitist crap she pulls in twitter but this time towards a Chinese national. And Jeong's leftist journo fans loved it. Loved seeing Jeong put a "nobody" Chinese girl in her place. Naomi lost most of her support, she's not rich to begin with, and is back to working freelance in China to get by.


I think this might get more traction. I hope it does.

Posted by: bananadream at August 20, 2018 08:11 PM (YR7aL)

502

Garmonbozia.


Is this Yiddish for something related to cream of corn?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:11 PM (HWL85)

503
Ever buy a can of corn and then the day you open the can you realize you bought Cream of Corn?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:09 PM (HWL85)


And had to call in a HazMat team to handle it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 08:11 PM (LsBY9)

504 Ever buy a can of corn and then the day you open the can you realize you bought Cream of Corn?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:09 PM

When that happens, two words: Corn fritters.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:11 PM (2NqXo)

505 Brushed, floss and rinsed and now I'm hungry

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:12 PM (lxZ71)

506 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:01 PM (fqUgw)

It definitely does not correspond with his actions after he reported them missing.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:12 PM (2DOZq)

507 "When that happens, two words: Corn fritters."

Another food item that gets maple syrup on it.

Damn...now I'm getting hungry again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:12 PM (wldC6)

508
You get a box of nails.

How about some shingles?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018
---

Hey! Those are MY nails and shingles! You have not taken legal possession yet!

Also.... everyone knows that the females get matching glassware, and the men get nails/shingles. It's in Emily Post.

/ do they teach nothing in Charm School in Ohio?

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:13 PM (SbIX4)

509 personally, I think BC needs an ONT bachelor party.


Posted by: shibumi


Yeah, if I don't fall asleep first.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:13 PM (S6Pax)

510 502. Nope. Ask Bob and the Arm about it.

https://youtu.be/5ax1ZIpyiY8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:13 PM (fA1SL)

511 Souse.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 08:14 PM (RuIsu)

512

What's a corn fritter?

Are Fritos based on it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:14 PM (HWL85)

513 do they teach nothing in Charm School in Ohio?
Posted by: shibumi

So are you giving Bluebell the Hello Kitty glasses if she does come?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (S6Pax)

514 And in my last cute animal story for the day:

"Gilligan's Island" castaway pups rescued from island off of Canada:

https://tinyurl.com/yayjd2hd

Good night everyone. Thx for the conversation!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (AllCR)

515 The Colorado killer must have watch Shutter Island.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (2DOZq)

516 Ahhhhh. Marriage. That moment when you realize that the pants always stay on except for Business Time.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (Y2VBD)

517 Per GP: Health website says the term vagina is not gender inclusive. You must use the term "front hole" instead.


Front hole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (89T5c)

518 ' I actually got silverware, and the old desk (1841) and other stuff.'

I got a camel saddle and a painting of Billy Carter's horse.

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (UdKB7)

519 494. It would be great if ace could officiate, or at least give away the bride.

Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (QgDuz)

520 So are you giving Bluebell the Hello Kitty glasses if she does come?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (S6Pax)


Drinking glasses or sunglasses?

Or drinking sunglasses?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (y87Qq)

521 Someone has to personally know that Sarah Jeong chick. We have a few guys here about her age that went to her alma mater. I'm going to ask them who was blowing the white guys at parties.

Posted by: Marcus at, White as a cracker at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (gl2Ev)

522 Looks like CTH is confirming the guy Steele and Ohr were speaking about was indeed Oleg Deripaska, Russian oligarch with strong ties to Putin.

Now it's all falling into place.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (/tuJf)

523 ''When that happens, two words: Corn fritters."


Yum. Delicious little balls of deep fried corny goodness soaked in maple syrup.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (jm1YL)

524 Working on an auction item for the Mome.

Do you think 'The Moron Horde Book of Instant Gratification' will draw a few bids?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (alpTi)

525 Congrats Shibumi!!!!

>>> personally, I think BC needs an ONT bachelor party.

Gun range bachelor parties are popular out here. Guys going shooting together for the day. Red state life, hah!

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (hvf9s)

526 Welp, back to working on teh P-40. Night all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 08:17 PM (0QYMt)

527 Night Fenelon

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 08:17 PM (I16G8)

528 It would be great if ace could officiate make them a book shelf, or at least give away the bride.

*Suggested edit*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:17 PM (wldC6)

529 Front hole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (89T5c)


cf. "human lower horn".

Posted by: Lrrr at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (y87Qq)

530 Hmmm ... tough to go off-topic on this thread.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (fiGNd)

531 Now I've got 'I Knew the Bride When She Used to Rock n'Roll' in my head.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (2NqXo)

532 I need to try scrapple now.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (4ErVI)

533 gruel!

Posted by: Tiny Tim at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (8A18y)

534 Looks like CTH is confirming the guy Steele and Ohr were speaking about was indeed Oleg Deripaska, Russian oligarch with strong ties to Putin.

Now it's all falling into place.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (/tuJf)
---
Yeah. It sounds exactly like: Accuse others of what you're doing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 08:19 PM (vDqXW)

535 'night, Fenelon and Mikey NTH.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 08:19 PM (y87Qq)

536 Good shit that scrapple.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:19 PM (89T5c)

537 483 469
Not these. There were my great, great grandmothers.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (/tuJf)

Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!

Punctuation saves lives.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)



Or takes it away.


*looks at Fenelon.*

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2018 08:19 PM (zRwJ/)

538 Read a artical FBI dropped someone from the know list but Bruce Ohr keep up feeding this guy information and they planned if Ohr couldn't someone else would move into that spot.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:20 PM (lxZ71)

539 gruel!

Posted by: Tiny Tim at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (8A18y)



Luxury

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 08:20 PM (SiINZ)

540 >>Yeah. It sounds exactly like: Accuse others of what you're doing.

Exactly like it. This is going to be explosive.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:20 PM (/tuJf)

541 Front hole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (89T5c)

So instead of calling someone a "Pussy" I will from now on call them a "Front Hole".

Wouldn't want to offend them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 08:20 PM (EoRCO)

542 I pray to God the cabal that plotted (continues to plot)against Trump is exposed and punished.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 08:21 PM (LiyEm)

543 Per GP: Health website says the term vagina is not gender inclusive. You must use the term "front hole" instead.


Front hole.

-
Some smartass on Twatter was joking (I think) that white people use those divider bars at grocery store checkouts racistly to make sure their stuff isn't touched by a minority's stuff but people in the comments took it seriously. Damn white people, segregating their groceries!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 08:21 PM (5Mk4N)

544 There is no peak stupid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:22 PM (89T5c)

545 532 I need to try scrapple now.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (4ErVI)


I've had it a couple of times. I don't think it's a whole lot different than sausage.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

546 Scrapple reminds me of old black dudes singing the praises of chitlins or carp.

It's the kind of shit you'd eat if you had nothing else to eat. But to claim to "prefer it" ... well, that's like those fuckers that swear up and down they prefer fat girls.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:22 PM (fiGNd)

547
Per GP: Health website says the term vagina is not gender inclusive. You must use the term "front hole" instead.

Oh yeah?

Posted by: Backhoe operator at August 20, 2018 08:23 PM (IqV8l)

548 522 Looks like CTH is confirming the guy Steele and Ohr were speaking about was indeed Oleg Deripaska, Russian oligarch with strong ties to Putin.

Now it's all falling into place.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (/tuJf)


A Ha!
So Trump was colluding with RUSSIANS!



/MSM low-info voters everywhere

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2018 08:23 PM (1g7ch)

549 There is no peak stupid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Make it idiot-proof, and Nature will design a better idiot.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 08:23 PM (P1f+c)

550 Per GP: Health website says the term vagina is not gender inclusive. You must use the term "front hole" instead.


Front hole.
**************************************************

If it's a really good-looking one you may call it a fox hole.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:23 PM (2NqXo)

551 547
Per GP: Health website says the term vagina is not gender inclusive. You must use the term "front hole" instead.

Oh yeah?
Posted by: Backhoe operator at August 20, 2018 08:23 PM (IqV8l)


Back Hoe?!

That's Racsisst!

Posted by: Black Hole at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (1g7ch)

552 Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 07:58 PM

Congratulations!

That could be a wonderful idea for gifts.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (lxZ71)

553 > Surely, you haven't forgot about Dickman's Rolled Pig, which was featured here a few months ago?

I'll see that, and raise you this, which is a real product:

https://www.barelyedible.co.uk/2012/01/mr-brains-pork-faggots/

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (Ib/RG)

554 personally, I think BC needs an ONT bachelor party.

---Hey BC, Shoot Point Blank is opening up a new facility in Lewis Center. Just say'n.

I love me some good scrapple. But bad scrapple is worse than ketchup on eggs. Yak.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (9rIkM)

555 It definitely does not correspond with his actions after he reported them missing.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
_________________

But it does correspond with his actions before the murders.

One of the wife's friends says that the wife suspected he was having an affair because he had been so cold to both her and the girls for weeks before their deaths.

It's clear now that he had already decided to kill them all, and he was emotionally distancing himself from them so that he could do the deed.

One of the weirdest aspects of this case is the photo that the mom posted on FB. Shortly before their murders, her girls had taken a life-size doll they had and wrapped her in a shroud with the fabric over her face (sort of like the cops do with dead bodies at murder scenes) and laid her out on the couch. The mom had joked about it, saying she didn't know what to make of it, but at least it showed the two girls had each other's backs. Makes one wonder if the girls had some type of premonition about what was coming.

Anyway, I hope he gets what he deserves, but juries can sometimes be incredibly gullible (see, e.g., the Casey Anthony jury), especially when the defendant is attractive.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (fqUgw)

556 552 Took awhile up above to find it

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (lxZ71)

557 Since college football is almost upon us and Ohio State finds itself in the midst of some, uh, controversy, here's some more to the story:

https://tinyurl.com/y7dj4zc2

But, hey, who *doesn't* have sex toys delivered to their office?

Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (yzxic)

558 So are you giving Bluebell the Hello Kitty glasses if she does come?Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018
----

Drinking glasses or sunglasses?


Or drinking sunglasses?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018
---
They are drinking glasses.

And no, those were a gift!


/why would I get rid of anything Hello Kitty?



Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (SbIX4)

559 I had to come home early from work today anyway. Wife had emergency to take care of, I had to take care of one of the kids. That's life for you.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (gjGvH)

560 (531) I dubbed some live Rockpile off the air back in the 80's, King Biscuit Flour Hour, I think. Best I ever heard. Up-tempo from the studio releases, like they had something better to do after the show.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (RuIsu)

561 >>I pray to God the cabal that plotted (continues to plot)against Trump is exposed and punished.

Deripaska is extremely close with Putin, he's not just a run of the mill Russian oligarch. And both he and Putin were desperate to get the sanctions that were put on both Russia and individuals like Deripaska removed.

In retaliation for the sanctions, Putin started shutting down Russian adoptions. That was supposed to be what the meeting at Trump tower was all about.

If the FBI or Hillary or some combination offered sanctions relief in exchange for made up dirt on Trump .. holy shit.

Might explain at least one of the topics Trump and Putin talked about in their private meeting in Finland.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (/tuJf)

562 559
I had to come home early from work today anyway. Wife had emergency to
take care of, I had to take care of one of the kids. That's life for
you.


Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (gjGvH)
And no, the emergency did not involve anyone called Paolo.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (gjGvH)

563 Wait, there are Hello Kitty glasses at play?

I'll have to fight for them with Eris, I bet. Or maybe Anna Puma.

So far I've got the napkins and rings, the nails and shingles, and the Hello Kitty glasses, right? It's like I'm getting married!

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (JJZzu)

564 "But, hey, who *doesn't* have sex toys delivered to their office?"

*Raises paw*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (wldC6)

565

Dr Demento?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (HWL85)

566 No scapple, haven't had that in 40 years, but do have bacon if I get up on time to make it.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (lxZ71)

567 I saw a mule today among a herd of horses. First time I've seen one.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (nBr1j)

568 Congratulations!


That could be a wonderful idea for gifts.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM

--
Thank you Skip!

However, you should not be encouraging me. LOL.

Coming soon: Shibumi's AoS Emporium of Rock and Roll crew shirts. Not available to the public! They make a great X-mas gift!!

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (SbIX4)

569 > Scrapple reminds me of old black dudes singing the praises of chitlins or carp.

> It's the kind of shit you'd eat if you had nothing else to eat.

You can learn to love just about any food if you're introduced to it at an age before you know better.

That said, I'm not sure why carp gets a bad rap. It's just standard freshwater fish with respect to taste. Kinda bony, but that's what soup is for.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (Ib/RG)

570

Cosmic Muffin?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (HWL85)

571 There is no peak stupid.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:22 PM (89T5c)
-------

We went over this the other day. It's an asymptote.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (JJZzu)

572 Did Ace get in a shipment of those new IKEA shelves? Probably mulling over the plans while downing a bottle of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: morigu at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (Eu98u)

573 564
"But, hey, who *doesn't* have sex toys delivered to their office?"



*Raises paw*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (wldC6)

Only when sending to another co-worker in their name for the humor factor. "Hey Joe, what're you doin' with that 12" black dildo from the mailroom?"

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:29 PM (gjGvH)

574 Man ... if there's one thing I crave more than a good pork faggot ... it's one in a rich west country sauce.

Add some Spam and Pan Fried Small Intestines in there - and By God, you got yourself a meal !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:29 PM (fiGNd)

575 Wait, there are Hello Kitty glasses at play?


I'll have to fight for them with Eris, I bet. Or maybe Anna Puma.


So far I've got the napkins and rings, the nails and shingles, and the Hello Kitty glasses, right? It's like I'm getting married!


Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018
--

no, no no! The Hello Kitty glasses are not in play!

however... there are Vintage Barbie dolls! Vintage board games! And literally dozens of small Burger King Kids Meal toys! Decorative beer steins! Something for everyone!

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (SbIX4)

576 567 I saw a mule today among a herd of horses. First time I've seen one.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (nBr1j)

He was sticking with his mama.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (2DOZq)

577 It's a good idea, really

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (lxZ71)

578 571
There is no peak stupid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:22 PM (89T5c)

-------



We went over this the other day. It's an asymptote.





Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (JJZzu)

They always make a better idiot.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (gjGvH)

579 "Probably mulling over the plans while downing a bottle of Valu-Rite."

http://youtu.be/arZdeg

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (wldC6)

580 >>> /why would I get rid of anything Hello Kitty?

Shibumi, this is why you are awesome.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (hvf9s)

581 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (fA1SL)

Wait a minute, braunschweiger is Fritz food, how can it be a feast?

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (kiSdp)

582 But it does correspond with his actions before the murders.

One of the wife's friends says that the wife suspected he was having an affair because he had been so cold to both her and the girls for weeks before their deaths.

It's clear now that he had already decided to kill them all, and he was emotionally distancing himself from them so that he could do the deed.

One of the weirdest aspects of this case is the photo that the mom posted on FB. Shortly before their murders, her girls had taken a life-size doll they had and wrapped her in a shroud with the fabric over her face (sort of like the cops do with dead bodies at murder scenes) and laid her out on the couch. The mom had joked about it, saying she didn't know what to make of it, but at least it showed the two girls had each other's backs. Makes one wonder if the girls had some type of premonition about what was coming.

Anyway, I hope he gets what he deserves, but juries can sometimes be incredibly gullible (see, e.g., the Casey Anthony jury), especially when the defendant is attractive.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM

My gut feeling is, he was having affairs with other men. He's so buff and well-groomed, his looks scream GAY to me. He was sick and tired of husband and daddy play-acting.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (2NqXo)

583 I'll see that, and raise you this, which is a real product:

https://www.barelyedible.co.uk/2012/01/mr-brains-pork-faggots/
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (Ib/RG)


Don't forget the Doody family of Wolverhampton!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

Doesn't little Lewis look thrilled?
https://tinyurl.com/ycyvbvxl

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (y87Qq)

584 Oh, one last reminder for those So Cali Morons: The SoCal MoMe is this Saturday in Irvine CA. Email me for details by clicking the link in my name.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (gjGvH)

585 Sith Lords are our specialty.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (zLDYs)

586

Prediction: Tommorow Manafort Jury Will Be Deadlocked

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (HWL85)

587
...because Russians hacked the jurors

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:33 PM (HWL85)

588 But, hey, who *doesn't* have sex toys delivered to their office?
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (yzxic)

What, no homo rape?

Amateur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 08:33 PM (EoRCO)

589 They always make a better idiot.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (gjGvH)
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Sad, but true.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:33 PM (JJZzu)

590 >Probably mulling over the plans while downing a bottle of Valu-Rite.

I first read this as "downloading a bottle of Valu-Rite." That needs to be a thing.

Here we are, nearly two decades into the 21st Century, and you still can't download booze.

Get busy, geeks! You've done a great job with the porn and the rock and roll, but you're dropping the ball on the booze and drugs end.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:33 PM (Ib/RG)

591 The Dolly Parton meme link in the sidebar is perfect.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM (jm1YL)

592 My gut feeling is, he was having affairs with other men. He's so buff and well-groomed, his looks scream GAY to me. He was sick and tired of husband and daddy play-acting.
_________________

Yeah, I wondered about that too. But apparently, it was a woman he was boinking. The cops say that they found out within a day or so after the murders that he was having an affair with a woman he works with.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM (fqUgw)

593 I was told we in Houston are about to get a 3.6 billion dollar bond to vote on to start a flood control project which includes widening and straightening our bayous. I wonder how much it will add to my tax bill.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

594 I dubbed some live Rockpile off the air back in the 80's, King Biscuit Flour Hour, I think. Best I ever heard. Up-tempo from the studio releases, like they had something better to do after the show.
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM

They were one of the best live bands ever.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM (2NqXo)

595 So- some lady got eaten by a crocodile walking her dog in Sea Pines by Hilton Head?

*scratches Hilton Head off the retirement list*

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (gl2Ev)

596 jim, I know you will all have a great time.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (alpTi)

597 > Don't forget the Doody family of Wolverhampton!

That's the one that John Kerry keeps trying to "report to", innit?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (Ib/RG)

598 Coming soon: Shibumi's AoS Emporium of Rock and Roll crew shirts. Not available to the public! They make a great X-mas gift!!
Posted by: shibumi


And really, she's not kidding.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (S6Pax)

599 The South African gansta's have started taking farms away from Whitey. This will not end well.

Has Nikki Halley spoken out about this yet?

Posted by: EcoFreak WHat Is Teaching Your Kids at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (r9UYA)

600 590
I first read this as "downloading a bottle of Valu-Rite." That needs to be a thing.

Here we are, nearly two decades into the 21st Century, and you still can't download booze.

Get busy, geeks! You've done a great job with the porn and the rock and roll, but you're dropping the ball on the booze and drugs end.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:33 PM (Ib/RG)


3D printed booze.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

601 591
The Dolly Parton meme link in the sidebar is perfect.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM (jm1YL)

If you go a little further down the twitter comments, there's a picture of Dolly singing the lyrics about Jolene's auburn hair, ivory skin, and emerald eyes...and below is Ronald McDonald.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (gjGvH)

602 no, no no! The Hello Kitty glasses are not in play!

however... there are Vintage Barbie dolls! Vintage board games! And literally dozens of small Burger King Kids Meal toys! Decorative beer steins! Something for everyone!
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (SbIX4)
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Okay, shibumi, it's just as well. There might have been a nasty fight. Plus, I'm sure Bozo wants his orange juice served in those.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (JJZzu)

603

Crazy Ass Prediction: a Federal Judge Will ORDER President Trump to stop tweeting about Mueller's stuff on the grounds he's potentially tainting future jurors.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (HWL85)

604 You can learn to love just about any food if you're introduced to it at an age before you know better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (Ib/RG)


Here's the deal ... I was a literal kid from a very, very early age.

My mother couldn't cook a damn thing ... and my old man took a perverse pride in eating shit like hard boiled eggs with a beer chaser, liver and onions, etc... etc...

A match made in culinary heaven, those two. But - all the shit I was forced to eat - shitty pot-pies, homemade vegetable soup with a gruel-like consistency, liver and onions ... you get the idea ... I don't crave any of that bullshit. Never did.

No joke - they took me to a local country doctor because they thought I had a tape-worm. Nope - I just wouldn't eat. Because it all sucked. I figured out I could drink water to keep the hunger pangs down.

One reason I took a job as soon as possible was to skip dinner at home. I shit you not.

When I got to boot camp ... I was the happiest fucker there for the first week. Because I could eat all the food.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (fiGNd)

605 But, hey, who *doesn't* have sex toys delivered to their office?
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM

I first read that as, who doesn't have sex toys delivered with their iced coffee?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (2NqXo)

606 Just another Scott Peterson case. Evil fucks out there.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:36 PM (2DOZq)

607 Ace-
Twice I've come to check out the site today and twice I've gotten fishing popups. Once, the dreaded "This is from Microsoft..your computer is infected...call this number" and another one just now that wanted me to type in a username & password.

Thought you might want to know.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2018 08:36 PM (HT1Jh)

608 Per GP: Health website says the term vagina is not gender inclusive. You must use the term "front hole" instead.


Front hole.
**************************************************

If it's a really good-looking one you may call it a fox hole.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey


There are no atheists in a fox hole.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 08:37 PM (6BjFc)

609 603




Crazy Ass Prediction: a Federal Judge Will ORDER President Trump to
stop tweeting about Mueller's stuff on the grounds he's potentially
tainting future jurors.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (HWL85)

How many liberals read his tweets? That would seem to be an easy disqualifier by Manafort and Co for future trials.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (gjGvH)

610 Here we are, nearly two decades into the 21st Century, and you still can't download booze.

Get busy, geeks!


We had a 3D printer for booze. But someone pointed out you could just drink the ink and not buy the printer, so marketing killed the project.

The 2D printer industry ran with it though... virtually-free printers, really expensive ink.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (P1f+c)

611

Fake News reports the president's tweet about mueller.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (HWL85)

612 Scrapple from the looks of it is a regional thing. Sounds pretty good though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (4ErVI)

613 McCartney on CBS. Yeah he's a big lefty but it's still cool when he does this stuff. Makes me feel young again.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 20, 2018 08:39 PM (bzfnL)

614 Okay, shibumi, it's just as well. There might have been a nasty fight. Plus, I'm sure Bozo wants his orange juice served in those.
Posted by: bluebell

Well yes. I do have my orange juice in the Hello Kitty glasses.
YOU'RE IN MY HEAD!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:39 PM (S6Pax)

615 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (fA1SL)

Wait a minute, braunschweiger is Fritz food, how can it be a feast?
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (kiSdp)



He was won over by the allure of their picklehaube helmets

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 08:39 PM (SiINZ)

616 peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots

argle bargle argle bargle


harumph harumph harump.

Hello my fellow 'rons and 'ronettes.

*twiddles thumbs*

Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:39 PM (nwORd)

617 607
Ace-

Twice I've come to check out the site today and twice I've gotten
fishing popups. Once, the dreaded "This is from Microsoft..your computer
is infected...call this number" and another one just now that wanted me
to type in a username password.



Thought you might want to know.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2018 08:36 PM (HT1Jh)

Might be something already on your device. I had that problem on the I-Pad we have, and went away when I cleared all data. That's what I get for having a hand-me-down ancient I-Pad that can't be updated anymore.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:40 PM (gjGvH)

618 Scrapple from the looks of it is a regional thing.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (4ErVI)


Oh, it's from all the regions. None of the region goes to waste.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 08:40 PM (y87Qq)

619 LOL. Progs are going nuts slagging Elizabeth Warren for *once having registered Republican*!!

They can't trust her.

http://tinyurl.com/ydxnbc6a

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 08:41 PM (vDqXW)

620 I was told we in Houston are about to get a 3.6 billion dollar bond to vote on to start a flood control project which includes widening and straightening our bayous.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM

Are bayous front holes or back holes?

Now I've got Dave Edmunds' Louisiana Man in my head.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:41 PM (2NqXo)

621 There are no atheists in a fox hole.
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 08:37 PM

There are lots of Oh Gods.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (2NqXo)

622 Manafort jury will be dreadlocked.

Posted by: Reggae Wayne at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (IqV8l)

623 My father tried to pass off cow tongue as roast beef one time. I didn't fall for it because it tasted like what I imagined cow ass tasted like.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (2DOZq)

624 581 & 615.
Is Braunschweiger in fact an attempt, using cargo-cult thinking, to imitate the superior foodstuffs of the prehistoric, worldwide Slavic super civilization?

Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (fA1SL)

625 610



The 2D printer industry ran with it though... virtually-free printers, really expensive ink.



Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (P1f+c)
I worked in that industry for a while, and I can tell you that they charge more for ink, per ounce, than some of the finest wines out there.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (gjGvH)

626 I used to read the Zimbabwe news every week. They often just took the farms and sometimes killed the white farmers, who had farmed the land for generations. The farms were give to Mugabe's party members, they didn't have a clue on how to farm. You know the outcome I'm sure.

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (VkUFS)

627 "But apparently, it was a woman he was boinking."

A "woman" woman or an actually female natural born front holey type woman?

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (UdKB7)

628 Wait a minute, braunschweiger is Fritz food, how can it be a feast?
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (kiSdp)


Fuck me.

The Old Man would get that shit by the roll, and strut around the damn trailer munching on that shit on crackers.

It stank like nobody's business. And the friggin' texture ... God, it wasn't firm. It wasn't like deer sausage. The shit smelled and felt spoiled.

Gah.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

629 Bayous are front holes that can smell like back holes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:43 PM (89T5c)

630 Vodka drinkers dons don't go bad and I seeriusly resent you saying so. I'm fine. Sure, I've got some medical devices and a body man and my own amalance, but I'm fine.

What were we talkin about?

Posted by: Hirrary Clinnon at August 20, 2018 08:43 PM (Ndje9)

631 615 & 624. Also, SMR took their capital. I'd say we can eat their food, with suitable modifications for our superior metabolic systems.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

632 623 My father tried to pass off cow tongue as roast beef one time. I didn't fall for it because it tasted like what I imagined cow ass tasted like.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (2DOZq)

My Mom once started making meat loaf and found out she didn't have any ketchup. So she used BBQ sauce and didn't say anything figuring we wouldn't notice.

We did. Oh boy did we notice.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:44 PM (4ErVI)

633 623
My father tried to pass off cow tongue as roast beef one time. I didn't
fall for it because it tasted like what I imagined cow ass tasted like.


Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (2DOZq)

Cow tongue is a tasty meat if done right. Although I'm reminded of the time the wife and I went to a place that served it and she says, "O Lord, I haven't had tongue in a looong time." That got stares.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:44 PM (gjGvH)

634 I used to read the Zimbabwe news every week. They often just took the farms and sometimes killed the white farmers, who had farmed the land for generations. The farms were give to Mugabe's party members, they didn't have a clue on how to farm. You know the outcome I'm sure.
Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (VkUFS)

Do you know who else gave the land of farmers he'd killed to Party members who knew nothing about agriculture?

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 08:44 PM (DzFIB)

635 I was never young.

I almost died twice before I was 6 and I was old enough to have memories of that time and hearing my possible demise discussed. (I didn't know for sure then what they were talking about, that came later but I did understand some)

I became a very serious and shy person after that. Some people when faced with death and escape become outgoing and risk taking.

Me I shrunk in myself I think because anything I did might lead to being dead.

This ultimately ruined my life.

Trust me on this one: live life like it was going to end real soon. Do pretty much whatever seems to be a good idea (not hold my beer good ideas)

Be impulsive be yourself at the moment don't put off pleasure for later unless your sure it will outweigh the pleasure of the now.

Be kind to every one you meet.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:45 PM (nwORd)

636 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (fA1SL)

Admit it, Fritz rules the world!

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:45 PM (kiSdp)

637 Do you know who else gave the land of farmers he'd killed to Party members who knew nothing about agriculture? Posted by: Surfperch

David Gergen?

Posted by: Hirrary Clinnon at August 20, 2018 08:45 PM (Ndje9)

638 Lengua tacos. Pretty good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:46 PM (89T5c)

639 638
Lengua tacos. Pretty good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:46 PM (89T5c)

And tacos de cabeza.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (gjGvH)

640 636. Only because of Xenu. When the skies are black from exhaust of Warp-Drive Ladas of Ancient Slavonaut Overlords, order will be restored.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (fA1SL)

641 631 615 & 624. Also, SMR took their capital. I'd say we can eat their food, with suitable modifications for our superior metabolic systems.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

The Liverwurst was probably imposed upon you during the occupation years.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (4ErVI)

642 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

You liked boot camp food more than braunschweiger? You ain't from Indiana.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (kiSdp)

643 My father tried to pass off cow tongue as roast beef
one time. I didn't fall for it because it tasted like what I imagined
cow ass tasted like.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (2DOZq)


Ha. I had a girlfriend in High School who's family raised rabbits and goats.
Went to her house for dinner and her mom brings out what looks like a roasted skinned cat and goat's milk for dinner

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (sXefu)

644 Be kind to every one you meet.


Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:45 PM (nwORd)



You are a wise man, jakee308.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (lwiT4)

645 638
Lengua tacos. Pretty good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:46 PM (89T5c)

Don't forget tripitas.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (gjGvH)

646 Indians at Boston. Brantley goes downtown with a man on to tie it at 3 in the 6th.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (jDF8P)

647 599 The South African gansta's have started taking farms away from Whitey. This will not end well.

Has Nikki Halley spoken out about this yet?

Posted by: EcoFreak WHat Is Teaching Your Kids at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (r9UYA)


Word is somebody found a Dukes of Hazard flag on one of the farms. So, no.

Posted by: Black Hole at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (1g7ch)

648 I used to read the Zimbabwe news every week. They often just took the farms and sometimes killed the white farmers, who had farmed the land for generations. The farms were give to Mugabe's party members, they didn't have a clue on how to farm. You know the outcome I'm sure.

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (VkUFS)



Barry O: Unmitigated success?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (SiINZ)

649
Well yes. I do have my orange juice in the Hello Kitty glasses.
YOU'RE IN MY HEAD!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018

--
Some day you'll get to use the panda orange juice glasses. Or maybe the organge juice glasses with oranges on them.


Maybe for our five year anniversary?


/you think you kwow what is my house.. .but you have no idea. No. Idea.

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (SbIX4)

650 Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:45 PM (nwORd)

That does suck jake. You never got to experience the indestructible 18 year old syndrome.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (2DOZq)

651 Holy crap. I just saw my hash: nwORD

OMG.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (nwORd)

652 A "woman" woman or an actually female natural born front holey type woman?
Posted by: freakd
___________________

Cops just said it was a woman he worked with. Haven't seen any photos of her yet, so don't know if she's a real woman or one of those "women" with 5:00 shadows and testicles under their skirts.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (fqUgw)

653 641. Why you think we did not REMOVE SCHNITZEL?

That's not bad eating.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (fA1SL)

654 643
Ha. I had a girlfriend in High School who's family raised rabbits and goats.
Went to her house for dinner and her mom brings out what looks like a roasted skinned cat and goat's milk for dinner


Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (sXefu)
Hey, I didn't drink cow's milk until I was a late teenager, and the first time I tried it I thought it was God Awful. Depends what you're used to.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (gjGvH)

655 Indians at Boston. Brantley goes downtown with a man on to tie it at 3 in the 6th.


Is that in the not-American Baseball League?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (lwiT4)

656 651 Holy crap. I just saw my hash: nwORD

OMG.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (nwORd)



Racist

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (zRwJ/)

657
The farms were give to Mugabe's party members, they didn't have a clue on how to farm. You know the outcome I'm sure.
Posted by: Colin


Be sure to donate to UNICEF

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 08:50 PM (IqV8l)

658 651 Holy crap. I just saw my hash: nwORD

OMG.
________________

Thaz raaaaaaacist. And real retarded, sir.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:50 PM (fqUgw)

659 you think you kwow what is my house.. .but you have no idea. No. Idea.


Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (SbIX4)



This is going to be incredible.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (lwiT4)

660 The South African gansta's have started taking farms away from Whitey. This will not end well.

Has Nikki Halley spoken out about this yet?

Posted by: EcoFreak WHat Is Teaching Your Kids at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (r9UYA)


Word is somebody found a Dukes of Hazard flag on one of the farms. So, no.
Posted by: Black Hole at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (1g7ch)

You immediately made me imagine a South African version of Dukes of Hazzard.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (DzFIB)

661 Liverwurst is one of the best sammich ingredients I ever knew. It's like okra. It goes good with everything.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (zLDYs)

662 The farms were give to Mugabe's party members, they didn't have a clue on how to farm. You know the outcome I'm sure.
Posted by: Colin

Kind alike how the Israelis gave Gaza to the Palis and it turned to shit?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (Ydx5u)

663 So now the Left is referring to naturally born women as "front holes".

Yeah, that will go over like a fart in church.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (UsCnO)

664 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

You liked boot camp food more than braunschweiger? You ain't from Indiana.
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (kiSdp)


No ... I was born in Louisville. But regardless ... Southern Indiana is mostly NOT German. There's a couple places like Jasper ... but that's about it.

I liked the regular dining facility food at every damn place I was ever stationed or trained. It was usually simple and easy to eat. And I never once had to eat liver, or brussel sprouts, or anything fancied up.

Field Feeds were another story. By the end of my hitch - some of the MREs were better.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:52 PM (fiGNd)

665 "Might be something already on your device. I"

I have been getting a Safari warning at the home page about it consuming large amounts of memory.

So there may be something going on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:52 PM (wldC6)

666 Per GP: Health website says the term vagina is not gender inclusive. You must use the term "front hole" instead.


Front hole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (89T5c)



For people who claim they respect science the left really hates biology

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 08:53 PM (SiINZ)

667 I used to eat Oscar Meyer liverwurst sandwiches a lot as a kid. I'd put potato chips in them.

Stopped that after marriage; wife hates even the smell of liverwurst.

Bought some a few years ago when she was on a trip.

It no longer had the appeal.

As for heirlooms, I worry about trying to absorb even part of my folks' stuff.

Then I look around our house and wonder what the kids will do with ours, particularly my comics.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 20, 2018 08:53 PM (uY5Ht)

668 This is going to be incredible.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM
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Yeah, he's just seen the Obvious Strange Things.


I have things from my late parents and two sets of grandparents. Plus... it's not like I don't have things of my own.


/and yes, I have told BC repeatedly that he should just get a sex bot. He's very, VERY stubborn.


Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:53 PM (SbIX4)

669 I could have been 666 but I stopped to read the content!

g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2018 08:54 PM (psr0y)

670 I saw Early Quitting Day and the Time open for Prince at First Avenue in Minneapolis in 1984 ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2018 08:54 PM (WqPYg)

671 651 Holy crap. I just saw my hash: nwORD

OMG.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (nwORd)

---

N should be capitalized.

Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2018 08:54 PM (tOHeO)

672 So now the Left is referring to naturally born women as "front holes".

Yeah, that will go over like a fart in church.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (UsCnO)

----------

Only the ones that referred to them as vaginas to start with. That's the term that front hole is replacing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 08:54 PM (I16G8)

673 Friggin' Liverwurst.

Old Man ate that shit on crackers too. And just fucking LOVED to come hang around you when he did.

You know ... that old dude was just an ass-hole in alot of ways.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (fiGNd)

674 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:52 PM (fiGNd)

So you still eat MREs for dinner?

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (kiSdp)

675 I'd like to point out that women have two front holes and one around back too.

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (UdKB7)

676 Hey, I didn't drink cow's milk until I was a late
teenager, and the first time I tried it I thought it was God Awful.
Depends what you're used to.


Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (gjGvH)


I was used to things that came from hunting game or beef from a store. But her family basically survived by raising rabbits and poaching.
I thought we were poor, but I had no idea.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (sXefu)

677 Front holes?

The Party of SCIENCE! strikes again.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (4ErVI)

678 (570) Hairy Thunderer

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (RuIsu)

679 I don't have anyone to leave my stuff to. I'm thinking of creating a reverse inheritance program like a reverse mortgage.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (2DOZq)

680 Well, I hate my life. So there's that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (l9m7l)

681 > I can tell you that they charge more for ink, per ounce, than some of the finest wines out there.

Printer ink is more expensive per ounce than unicorn semen. And not an everyday unicorn, either. We're talking the unicorn equivalent of a Triple Crown winner that's bet put out to stud.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (Ib/RG)

682 Yeah, that will go over like a fart in church.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (UsCnO)

Ya mean that's not good?

Posted by: George at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (Ydx5u)

683 Visiting DC once years ago, I drove down a street that had women (I think) standing under and around every street light. Anyone know if it still is that way, asking for a friend.

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (VkUFS)

684 675 I'd like to point out that women have two front holes and one around back too.

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (UdKB7)

One of the front ones makes a lot of noise all the time, wildly varying in pitch and frequency as well.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (4ErVI)

685 Friggin' Liverwurst.

Old Man ate that shit on crackers too. And just fucking LOVED to come hang around you when he did.

You know ... that old dude was just an ass-hole in alot of ways.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (fiGNd)

Mine did the same thing with sardines and mackerel.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (DzFIB)

686 676
Hey, I didn't drink cow's milk until I was a late

teenager, and the first time I tried it I thought it was God Awful.

Depends what you're used to.




Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (gjGvH)

I was
used to things that came from hunting game or beef from a store. But her
family basically survived by raising rabbits and poaching.
I thought we were poor, but I had no idea.


Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (sXefu)

It's sorta like the taste of beef. I hate the corn-fed, prefer the grass-fed, as it has a stonger bovine flavor.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:58 PM (gjGvH)

687 Are we gonna see commercials now where the IT nerds help the poor South Africans dig the well for water AND steal the farm from the Boer?


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 08:58 PM (EoRCO)

688 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:52 PM (fiGNd)

So you still eat MREs for dinner?
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (kiSdp)


Nope ...

... again - I don't get it. Sometimes you have to pick from a slate of shitty options. Sometimes you have to make that pick for days, weeks, months, or years.

But I can't figure out why that would create a nostalgia for "the good ol' days".

I probably just lack the emotional depth to appreciate it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

689
Gave Mr. Dan a bath, which he took well as all our guys do. Just a towel drying. He inherited from his great-grandfather Bubba that huge, extravagant Swedish coat that looks so lovely and mats so easily and turns into a mass of tangles the second a blow dryer is turned on it. A job for experts, like Her Majesty.

I now have an hour to myself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 08:58 PM (LsBY9)

690 >>> LOL. Progs are going nuts slagging Elizabeth Warren for *once having registered Republican*!!
They can't trust her.
http://tinyurl.com/ydxnbc6a

The White Indian speaks with forked tongue!! Lynch her!!

Posted by: Betrayed SJW Progs at August 20, 2018 08:59 PM (hvf9s)

691 682
Yeah, that will go over like a fart in church.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (UsCnO)



Ya mean that's not good?

Posted by: George at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (Ydx5u)

Perhaps a queef in a church?

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:59 PM (gjGvH)

692 One reason I took a job as soon as possible was to skip dinner at home. I shit you not.

When I got to boot camp ... I was the happiest fucker there for the first week. Because I could eat all the food.
Posted by: ScoggDog
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You're from a poor part of one of those Southern states, eh? Appalachian Carolina? Kentucky?

Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 08:59 PM (wkZlp)

693 I have been getting a Safari warning at the home page about it consuming large amounts of memory.

So there may be something going on.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:52 PM (wldC6)


Honestly, it probably does though.

I don't have the patience to phonebrowse the HQ without using Brave. Front page or comments. There are a LOT of ill-behaved ads.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (y87Qq)

694 I'll compromise and call one the sex hole and the other the poop hole.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (2DOZq)

695 >> 675
I'd like to point out that women have two front holes and one around back too.

That goes for men too really.

Posted by: perfectly harmless candiru at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (YR7aL)

696 > Kind alike how the Israelis gave Gaza to the Palis and it turned to shit?

Or like the way that Venezuela has some of the largest oil deposits in the western hemisphere, but is now forced to import oil.

Or the way that Vietnam and Cambodia used to be the rice bowls of Asia.

Or the way that East Germany went from Mercedes and Porsches to Trabants.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (Ib/RG)

697

"I just feel that all these various diseases that we have and all that is happening in the world in part is because there are those who don't believe in global warming," Stevie Wonder said.
So the pro-science Wonder is telling the world that a lack of belief in Global Warming is what killed Aretha Franklin, is what gave her cancer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)

698 Chris Stirewalt bugs me bigly. He seems like a yahoo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (PUmDY)

699 I'll compromise and call one the sex hole and the other the poop hole.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (2DOZq)


There are two others. Duh.

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (sXefu)

700 693
I have been getting a Safari warning at the home page about it consuming large amounts of memory.



So there may be something going on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:52 PM (wldC6)



Honestly, it probably does though.



I don't have the patience to phonebrowse the HQ without using Brave. Front page or comments. There are a LOT of ill-behaved ads.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (y87Qq)

I use a browser that allows me to easily disable javascripts I don't trust. Makes things run faster (except for those F*¢%ing sites that require it).

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (gjGvH)

701 push left> push left> push le
f
t
Aw fuck, watch out for the cliff.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (alpTi)

702 Early quitting? #MeToo

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (5jVnA)

703 Mine did the same thing with sardines and mackerel.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (DzFIB)


He'd get a tin of those damn things from Kroger ... packed in that mustard shit ... and pull 'em out and eat 'em. Along with that "This'll put hair on your chest" bullshit.

Wolverine had incredible healing powers and those great claws. The Hulk had super strength. My Old Man's super power was pretty much being a human garbage disposal.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (fiGNd)

704 107 degrees here in the San Joaquin Valley today. Probably hotter in Phoenix. Smoke choking folks in Washington State today. Wish some of the storms in the East could travel West.

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 20, 2018 09:02 PM (BVQ+1)

705 702#MeToo


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (5jVnA)

You want to be pounded too?

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:03 PM (gjGvH)

706 I'll compromise and call one the sex hole and the other the poop hole.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (2DOZq)

There are two others. Duh.
Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (sXefu)

ONLY TWO?!?!?

You've clearly never debriefed with a source before.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at August 20, 2018 09:03 PM (DzFIB)

707 704
107 degrees here in the San Joaquin Valley today. Probably hotter in
Phoenix. Smoke choking folks in Washington State today. Wish some of
the storms in the East could travel West.

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 20, 2018 09:02 PM (BVQ+1)


That is no BS. West of the Cascade passes, smoke is barely bearable. It was like being in a smoker on the east side.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:04 PM (5jVnA)

708 LOL. Progs are going nuts slagging Elizabeth Warren for *once having registered Republican*!!

They can't trust her.

http://tinyurl.com/ydxnbc6a
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 08:41 PM (vDqXW)



Squaw have heap big bottle of fire water. Get confused and vote Republican. It honest mistake. Honest Injun

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (SiINZ)

709 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (fiGNd)

Mustard sardines? All the other engineers love it when I bust out a can of those at work. I need to bring extra cans for them.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (kiSdp)

710 It was like being in a smoker on the east side.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:04 PM (5jVnA)


You guys should have rounded up some carp, pig intestines, maybe a little bit of blood sausage ... and got that party started !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (fiGNd)

711
Okay everybody, count your orifices.

I've got 7.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

712 686 It's sorta like the taste of beef. I hate the corn-fed, prefer the grass-fed, as it has a stonger bovine flavor.

But not too much. I've had a beef burrito, all natural!, that tasted like a wet cow smells. Ugh. To the trash it went.

Posted by: Hamburgers, Not Cow Hide at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (y0y4n)

713 "That goes for men too really."

I guess you are right. Never mind.

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (UdKB7)

714 You want to be pounded too?


Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:03 PM (gjGvH)

Sorry. Grindr is over there ->

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (5jVnA)

715 Okay everybody, count your orifices.



I've got 7.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)


Piker.

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (sXefu)

716 708
LOL. Progs are going nuts slagging Elizabeth Warren for *once having registered Republican*!!



They can't trust her.



http://tinyurl.com/ydxnbc6a

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 08:41 PM (vDqXW)







Squaw have heap big bottle of fire water. Get confused and vote Republican. It honest mistake. Honest Injun

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (SiINZ)

Maybe it was the part that was 1/64th Conservative (on her step-grandfather's side).

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (gjGvH)

717 You know ... after this thread ... I think I'm just going to go upstairs and take my electric razor after all my taste buds. Just to get rid of the bad memories.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (fiGNd)

718 There's a fly in my hotel room.

Before we can sleep, it must die.


I tell you
I tell you
I tell you it must die

Posted by: mindful webworker - bone-weary traveler at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (WvsMa)

719 666 Per GP: Health website says the term vagina is not gender inclusive. You must use the term "front hole" instead.


Front hole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM



The Stoopid...it must burn!

Posted by: Diogense at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (0tfLf)

720 Quit? We commies never quit!

Posted by: Little Lupe at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (Tyii7)

721 >>> LOL. Progs are going nuts slagging Elizabeth Warren for *once having registered Republican*!!
They can't trust her.
http://tinyurl.com/ydxnbc6a

The White Indian speaks with forked tongue!! Lynch her!!
Posted by: Betrayed SJW Progs at August 20, 2018 08:59 PM

Another Putin sleeper agent about to be activated. The Long March Through The Progressives is working!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (2NqXo)

722 107 degrees here in the San Joaquin Valley today. Probably hotter in Phoenix. Smoke choking folks in Washington State today. Wish some of the storms in the East could travel West.
Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 20, 2018 09:02 PM (BVQ+1)

Really. It's only 81 here in my little corner of the Bay Area.

Amazing the difference a single mountain range makes.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (DzFIB)

723

I see four holes.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (IqV8l)

724 711


Okay everybody, count your orifices.



I've got 7.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

Does the navel count?

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (gjGvH)

725 Do they talk about the back hole?

Posted by: Shemp! at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)

726 That sounds like my unhappy dinner time, ScoggDog.

My mom could make a pizza that's worse than the shit at school. She made sauerkraut regularly because my dad had German ancestry. The funny thing is that I had sauerkraut at a German restaurant once (I can't remember why ... did I lose a bet?) and it wasn't as heinous.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (rnAwa)

727 /why would I get rid of anything Hello Kitty?


Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (SbIX4)

KTY is trying to wheedle Hello Kitty converse sneakers
at a hundred bucks, I don't think so

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (CE6iV)

728
A flea and a fly in a flue,
Were trapped, so what could they do?
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (8O3HH)

729 That is no BS. West of the Cascade passes, smoke is barely bearable. It was like being in a smoker on the east side.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:04 PM



No kidding. I'm down by Tacoma and my throat is burning. Smoke and soot everywhere. A friend just drove over from the East side and said visibility was about half a mile.

Posted by: Diogense at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (0tfLf)

730 Hole fronts are an entirely different thing.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (2NqXo)

731 Okay everybody, count your orifices.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)


Orifices or meatuses? It makes a difference.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (y87Qq)

732 711
Okay everybody, count your orifices.

I've got 7.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

I think that was the first scene from "Third Rock from the Sun".

Posted by: Black Hole at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (1g7ch)

733 There's a fly in my hotel room.

Before we can sleep, it must die.

I tell you
I tell you
I tell you it must die
Posted by: mindful webworker - bone-weary traveler at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (WvsMa)

That's my late night sign-out music!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (DzFIB)

734 I see four holes.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (IqV8l)



You've obviously never heard of the Huns.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (sXefu)

735 But not too much. I've had a beef burrito, all natural!, that tasted like a wet cow smells. Ugh. To the trash it went.

Posted by: Hamburgers, Not Cow Hide at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (y0y4n)

I tried one of the Evol burritos a couple of years ago and I've never had anything so tasteless. And the texture was like packing peanuts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (4ErVI)

736 726. Thing about sauerkraut is, ya gotta drain it. Then soak it a few times and drain again before cooking. Most people just dump it in a pot and heat it as-ia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (fA1SL)

737 No kidding. I'm down by Tacoma and my throat is
burning. Smoke and soot everywhere. A friend just drove over from the
East side and said visibility was about half a mile.

Posted by: Diogense at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (0tfLf)

Less than, in some places, I am sure. My truck literally smells like a smoker.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (5jVnA)

738 ...count your orifices...

What HAS been going on in this thread?

* puts on nerf-kevlar-asbestos hazmat suit and dives in *

Do eyes count as orifices? I mean, they're sorta breaches in the surface, y'know? What if you're missing an eye?

Posted by: mindful webworker - bone-weary traveler at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (WvsMa)

739 726
That sounds like my unhappy dinner time, ScoggDog.



My mom could make a pizza that's worse than the shit at school. She
made sauerkraut regularly because my dad had German ancestry. The
funny thing is that I had sauerkraut at a German restaurant once (I
can't remember why ... did I lose a bet?) and it wasn't as heinous.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (rnAwa)

Sauerkraut with sausage and mashed potatoes...YUM!

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (gjGvH)

740 >> Does the navel count?

Nope. It's a has-been hole.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (8O3HH)

741 Hello there, friend votermom. Welcome to the thread. Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (y87Qq)

742 697

"I just feel that all these various diseases that we have and all that is happening in the world in part is because there are those who don't believe in global warming," Stevie Wonder said.
So the pro-science Wonder is telling the world that a lack of belief in Global Warming is what killed Aretha Franklin, is what gave her cancer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)


When I need information about the climate, Stevie Wonder is my go-to source.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

743 Front hole huh? I got yer front hole right here!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

744 I'm literally getting pissed off remembering I was required to eat that shit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (rnAwa)

745 *waves to hogmartin*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (CE6iV)

746 Do they talk about the back hole?


Posted by: Shemp! at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)


Leave that to the professionals.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (sXefu)

747 They often just took the farms and sometimes killed the white farmers, who had farmed the land for generations.

They also sometimes killed the black farmers who had worked with the white farmers and knew that the party members didn't know a dang thing about farming.

Mugumbe also brought in North Korean shock troops and mowed down about 25 000 up north after independence as they were the wrong tribe.

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (AoK0a)

748
I tried one of the Evol burritos a couple of years ago

Try one of the Etah burritos instead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (IqV8l)

749 743
Front hole huh? I got yer front hole right here!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (dUJdY)


Wuh?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (5jVnA)

750 738
...count your orifices...



What HAS been going on in this thread?



* puts on nerf-kevlar-asbestos hazmat suit and dives in *



Do eyes count as orifices? I mean, they're sorta breaches in the surface, y'know? What if you're missing an eye?

Posted by: mindful webworker - bone-weary traveler at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (WvsMa)

Roycephus Pulsifer from RIPD. He knows what you're talking about.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (gjGvH)

751 Thing about sauerkraut is, ya gotta drain it. Then soak it a few times and drain again before cooking. Most people just dump it in a pot and heat it as-ia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (fA1SL)


Yes ... or the shit just gets mushy.

I like cabbage, and sauerkraut ... but it can't be all mushy.

Texture, people ... texture matters !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (fiGNd)

752 3/4 of the way to 1000!

(Not that we'll ever get there.)

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM (DzFIB)

753 I was
used to things that came from hunting game or beef from a store. But her
family basically survived by raising rabbits and poaching.
I thought we were poor, but I had no idea.


Posted by: Some Jackass


I have a tin foil hat theory. Growing up in the 60-70s Wildlife like geese, turkeys, loons, eagles were rare to see. My theory is that they were over hunted in the 1930s by a starving populace. As a young hunter I was told how wary Turkeys were. Today there's about 20 of them that hang around the industrial plant I work at. Pretty sure a handful of corn and a quick grab and ring would get me a Turkey for dinner.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM (6BjFc)

754 >> Orifices or meatuses? It makes a difference.

Both. Depends on how the given hole identifies.

Me ear holes are assigned as meatuses, but they identify as orifices.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

755 742
697



"I just feel that all these various diseases that we have and all
that is happening in the world in part is because there are those who
don't believe in global warming," Stevie Wonder said.

So the pro-science Wonder is telling the world that a lack of belief
in Global Warming is what killed Aretha Franklin, is what gave her
cancer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)



When I need information about the climate, Stevie Wonder is my go-to source.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

Also my expert on driving.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM (gjGvH)

756
"I just feel that all these various diseases that we have and all that is happening in the world in part is because there are those who don't believe in global warming," Stevie Wonder said.
So the pro-science Wonder is telling the world that a lack of belief in Global Warming is what killed Aretha Franklin, is what gave her cancer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)

When I need information about the climate, Stevie Wonder is my go-to source.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM



That's some eye-popping shit right there1

Posted by: Diogense at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM (0tfLf)

757 [i/]Sauerkraut with sausage and mashed potatoes...YUM!

He'll be like wet sawakwaut in my hands.

Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (T71PA)

758 Wuh?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (5jVnA)

Oh.. I was grabbing my crotch when I posted that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

759

Does the navel count?


I wouldn't think so since it doesn't really go anywhere. However, it uses it's disguise well.


Unless you have an outie. Then there's no room for a belly shot of any size.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (HaL55)

760 Way late to the party, but Orange County Florida is landlocked. No beaches.

Lots of lakes, but no one has bonfires next to lakes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (PHotS)

761 3/4 of the way to 1000!

(Not that we'll ever get there.)
Posted by: Surfperch


Try hard and start posting like a mf...

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (S6Pax)

762 I can only use six because I normally have my finger stuck in my left nostril
But that's better than having my thumb stuck in my mouth.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (alpTi)

763 SD, do you remember Butchertown bar in Louisville?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (PUmDY)

764 Leftists have one or more orifices than those on the Right. Either they have a hole in the head or extra assholish.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

765 Well, Stevie wrote a song about living on Saturn, so I'm guessing climatology is not his strong suit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (Tyii7)

766 758
Wuh?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (5jVnA)



Oh.. I was grabbing my crotch when I posted that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

Yes. That was what the wuh? was for.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (5jVnA)

767 Comrades, there's no hole equality if people have differing numbers of holes. We will come up, via committee, with the correct number of holes every person is to have. Those who don't have enough holes will be sent to the Drilling Dept. to be ripped a new hole or holes. Those who have too many holes will report to the Cement Dept. to have any excess holes filled in.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (2NqXo)

768 Wuh?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (5jVnA)

Oh.. I was grabbing my crotch when I posted that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)


Best greeting in The Villages that there is.

Posted by: Black Hole at August 20, 2018 09:16 PM (1g7ch)

769 "When I got to boot camp ... I was the happiest fucker there for the first week. Because I could eat all the food.
Posted by: ScoggDog "

Imagine my delight when I was told in Boot Camp that I could eat as much butter as I wanted to.

Real butter.


Damn...life was good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 09:16 PM (wldC6)

770 Jewells is in a mood tonight! lol.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2018 09:16 PM (pcnVL)

771 762
I can only use six because I normally have my finger stuck in my left nostril

But that's better than having my thumb stuck in my mouth.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (alpTi)

Some of us have extra holes from accidents and injuries.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:16 PM (gjGvH)

772 Sarah Jeong will live for many years. Alas, she's already irrelevant. Her 15 minutes are up.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (txw6d)

773 751. Now, bigos - equal parts sauerkraut, shredded fresh cabbage, whatever tubers ya got, and kolbasa, all doused in paprika. Brother, that's a meal..... and cheap.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (fA1SL)

774 Jewells45: I got yer front hole right here!



Say, there's going to be an ONT soon, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - eek at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (WvsMa)

775 I don't know why he swallowed that fly,
I guess he'll die.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (K22Va)

776 To ice cream sammich, or not to ice cream sammich.

That is the question.

Posted by: Gem at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (XoAz8)

777 767
Comrades, there's no hole equality if people have differing numbers of
holes. We will come up, via committee, with the correct number of holes
every person is to have. Those who don't have enough holes will be
sent to the Drilling Dept. to be ripped a new hole or holes. Those who
have too many holes will report to the Cement Dept. to have any excess
holes filled in.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (2NqXo)

The left will snip and sew us to equality!

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (gjGvH)

778 Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (T71PA)


No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Posted by: Bart at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (sXefu)

779 How about piercings? Do they count?

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (UdKB7)

780 What does Stevie Wonder see about climate change that I don't?


And oh yeah, this July was the 4th hottest evah!!!

And yeah, it has been really hot out West.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (S6Pax)

781 The Fronthole of Sauron

https://youtu.be/To_RJ_mPNqM

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (rnAwa)

782 ' Jewells45: I got yer front hole right here!'

I don't believe that happened and we are going to need some pictures to verify.

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (UdKB7)

783 Stevie played the extra songs on the In the Key of Lefe tour.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (PUmDY)

784
My new 8th hole keeps wanting to close up on me. I've to dilate it 3 times a day to keep it open.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (8O3HH)

785 At night, the lantern flies go away. I killed a few dozen today, but there are millions to take their place.
I feel like Vincent Price in "The Last Man on Earth." So many zombies needing killing, so little time.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (txw6d)

786 We are discussing body orifices? I'm not sure how to jump into the conversation...

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (v4pQ0)

787 Way late to the party, but Orange County Florida is landlocked. No beaches.

Lots of lakes, but no one has bonfires next to lakes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (PHotS)

I believe the article (which I was stupid enough to read in it's entirety) says that the bonfire took place in Orange County, CA.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (DzFIB)

788 technically, south of the belly button, the urethra would be the front hole, the vagina the middle hole, and the anus would be the back hole

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (CE6iV)

789 Well folks, this has been fun, but I have to go. Still light here in the People's Republik of Kalifornia, and I need to get my teenager outside doing yard work. Good evening to all!

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (gjGvH)

790 Say, there's going to be an ONT soon, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker - eek



less than.....#twoweeks...

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (S6Pax)

791 Miley!!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (v4pQ0)

792 786
We are discussing body orifices? I'm not sure how to jump into the conversation...

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (v4pQ0)

Front hole first.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (5jVnA)

793 X-ray: Pretty sure a handful of corn and a quick grab and ring would get me a Turkey for dinner.

Put a wring on it?

Or is the chicken getting relief?

Posted by: mindful webworker - oof at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (WvsMa)

794 I'm literally getting pissed off remembering I was required to eat that shit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (rnAwa)


Got my ass whipped in the middle of Houchens one time ...

... if there was one thing worse than my mom's vegetable soup - it was those fucking frozen vegetable pot pies. Awful - just awful. But The Old' Man loved 'em. And Dear Old Mom made sure those things were Well Done. Turns out - when they're burned on the crown, black on the edges, and all the shit inside is nuked to a pudding-like consistency ... that's the Gold Fucking Standard.

I think The Old Man may also have loved eating out of the bathroom waste basket - but I digress.

So ... imagine my delight, as an elementary school lad ... the first time I saw a Banquet Ham and Cheese Pot Pie. I was too little to sprout wood ... but if I could've, I would've.

I remember tugging Mom's sleeve and pointing ... Look, Look, I can eat that Pot Pie !!!

She never even took her Winston out of her mouth while whopping my ass in front of God and Everybody. Turns out - Customer Feedback was not welcome in her kitchen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (fiGNd)

795 Say, there's going to be an ONT soon, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker - eek at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (WvsMa)


Who even knows, man. Yesterday? Yesterday there was a food thread that became of gun and then became a food thread again, and it was the Sunday without a gun thread. KT was seen to post a pet thread. Are the spirits mad?

Omens and portents the like of which have not been seen since the time of our ancestors.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (y87Qq)

796 "We are discussing body orifices? I'm not sure how to jump into the conversation..."

Not discussing, counting. Whoever has the most wins.

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (UdKB7)

797 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (txw6d)

798 No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Posted by: Bart at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (sXefu)


My favorite line in that movie is shortly after his night with Lily, Bart is back in the Sheriff's office and says "How are things in the *clean* world?"

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (T71PA)

799 Jewells is in a mood tonight! lol.

I guess I am. Hasn't been the best start to my week so far. It's only Monday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

800 I feel like Vincent Price in "The Last Man on Earth." So many zombies needing killing, so little time.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess


Shoot faster!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (S6Pax)

801 We are discussing body orifices? I'm not sure how to jump into the conversation...
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (v4pQ0)


I'm sorry if you were hoping for the pissing-on-people thread. That was a few hours ago.

It's been a day, let me tell you.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq)

802 792 786
We are discussing body orifices? I'm not sure how to jump into the conversation...

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (v4pQ0)

Front hole first.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (5jVnA)


Is the front hole a nostril or an ear drum?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (v4pQ0)

803 The 19th Hole is always the best hole, just ask Reggie.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry, out for a round of Golf at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (DzFIB)

804 Trump said "front hole"!!!

Posted by: SJW Gals at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (Tyii7)

805 >> We are discussing body orifices?

We were discussing peeing on Chelsea Handler upthread. It's a natural progression, I guess.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (8O3HH)

806 Is the front hole a nostril or an ear drum?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (v4pQ0)

It can be, but I hear that costs extra.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (5jVnA)

807 779
How about piercings? Do they count?

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (UdKB7)


What's gauge is that piercing?

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (sXefu)

808 Miley!!!!! Where are youuuuu?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (v4pQ0)

809 So I was just reading about the European Space Agency's Aeolus satellite, which is designed to use lasers to measure winds near the Earth's surface:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HB-qMdMtqY

Pretty cool. It was supposed to launch Tuesday afternoon, but ironically the launch has been delayed 24 hours due to high winds.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

810 Not discussing, counting. Whoever has the most wins.

WELL! In that case... uh.. hold on... *begins counting her orifices*

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (dUJdY)

811 804 Trump said "front hole"!!!
Posted by: SJW Gals at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (Tyii7)

Grab 'em by the front hole.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (2DOZq)

812 nurseratched, Left Coast Dawg, Diogenes
Yes, a NW Meet Up would be good. I know I've mentioned before that I fled Seattle about 3 years ago to Ellensburg. Best move I could've made. We do have a growing population of Lefties here but I'm retired and don't care.
If nothing else it'd be good to meet fellow grey box friends and maybe just hang out. Meet someplace central to everyone perhaps? North Bend?

Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (wgCUV)

813 "What's gauge is that piercing?"

I was asking for a friend. 12 I think.

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (UdKB7)

814 Trump said "front hole"!!!
Posted by: SJW Gals at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (Tyii7)


Trump out front? He should have.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (y87Qq)

815 women, mini-golf
potayto, potahto

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (CE6iV)

816 In my day, we sparked and petted in the front parlor. You crazy kids with your front holes.

Posted by: Old Man Yelling At Holes at August 20, 2018 09:24 PM (2NqXo)

817 805 >> We are discussing body orifices?

We were discussing peeing on Chelsea Handler upthread. It's a natural progression, I guess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (8O3HH)


I always look for clean places to pee.

Good evening, friend.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:24 PM (v4pQ0)

818
X-ray: Pretty sure a handful of corn and a quick grab and ring would get me a Turkey for dinner.

Put a wring on it?

Or is the chicken getting relief?


Hopefully, he's going to marry the turkey.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 20, 2018 09:24 PM (IqV8l)

819 sniff sniff ok who farted in here. ewwww

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:24 PM (ICWiF)

820 805 >> We are discussing body orifices?

We were discussing peeing on Chelsea Handler upthread. It's a natural progression, I guess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (8O3HH)

I question whether she has a sex hole. She has always looked like a man transitioning to a woman.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (2DOZq)

821 If nothing else it'd be good to meet fellow grey box
friends and maybe just hang out. Meet someplace central to everyone
perhaps? North Bend?

Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (wgCUV)

We should. We are fleeing also, within the month.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (5jVnA)

822 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM

That there was some funny shit, dude. I lurfed big time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (Tyii7)

823 Have watched Malibu twice now with all this Hole talk.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (PUmDY)

824 In my day, we sparked and petted in the front parlor.

I bet you did. Perv.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (dUJdY)

825 SD, do you remember Butchertown bar in Louisville?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (PUmDY)


Nah. We got the fuck out of Louisville when I was about ten. A wee bit before my bar years.

Us Southern Indiana folk didn't venture into Louisville if we didn't have to. Still don't.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

826 women, mini-golf
potaytoe, potahtoe,
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (CE6iV)

FIFY.

Posted by: D. Quayle at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (DzFIB)

827 Pretty cool. It was supposed to launch Tuesday afternoon, but ironically the launch has been delayed 24 hours due to high winds.
Posted by: rickl



It's science!!! But this really blows.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (S6Pax)

828 Put a wring on it?

Or is the chicken getting relief?


Posted by: mindful webworker - oof

Wringing it's neck relives it from life. Making it way easier to clean and cook. Or did I spell it wrong and it should have been ring?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (6BjFc)

829 Is Woods Hole a front or a back?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (2NqXo)

830 LA has banned foi gras
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)


Old news. California banned it many years ago.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)

831 Hey Miley ... what's goin' on ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (fiGNd)

832 Is Woods Hole a front or a back?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (2NqXo)

It's more of a toilet.

Posted by: A Bear at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (DzFIB)

833 Beyonce, put a wring on It?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (DurKO)

834 788 technically, south of the belly button, the urethra would be the front hole, the vagina the middle hole, and the anus would be the back hole
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (CE6iV)

The cervix play is a thing now. They use cameras and stainless steel doctor's tools. Is this on topic?

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (Y2VBD)

835 Well, if the end of this thread is any indication, when the ONT hits, it should take off like a rocket.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pow at August 20, 2018 09:29 PM (WvsMa)

836 Ace should know better, by now, than to say 'talk among yourselves'.

That's how the Memorial Day thread happened.

Okay, maybe not, but it COULD have happened that way.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 09:29 PM (0ogQG)

837 LA has banned foi gras

Wow! Was that in *this* thread? It seems like yesterday.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 09:29 PM (T71PA)

838 Tiger Wood's Hole is a front nine.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:29 PM (2NqXo)

839 LA has banned foi gras
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)

Old news. California banned it many years ago.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)

The state Supreme Court overturned the ban back in 2014.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (DzFIB)

840 Jakee's an Word! Jakee's an n Word!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (+y/Ru)

841 Watching my dream retirement show. Island Hunters. This episode is about islands off the coast of Washington and California.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

842 flounderbot
Where are you? I have zero computer skills but if anyone does we could set it up in the left side bar.

Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (wgCUV)

843
Hey, Ladyl!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (8O3HH)

844 Trump said "front hole"!!!
Posted by: SJW Gals at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (Tyii7)

Grab 'em by the front hole.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


You DO know why a woman's bung hole and her vajayjay is so close together, right?

It's so when she gets drunk, you can flip her over and carry her home like a 6 pack!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (DKgtk)

845 LA has banned foi gras ---


Is that some kind of French Weed?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (6BjFc)

846 820 805 >> We are discussing body orifices?

We were discussing peeing on Chelsea Handler upthread. It's a natural progression, I guess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (8O3HH)

I question whether she has a sex hole. She has always looked like a man transitioning to a woman.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (2DOZq)

Glad I'm not alone in thinking the same thing. Sadly, she was very pretty in her 20's before she sold her soul

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (Y2VBD)

847 All's Quiet On The Western Front Hole

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (2NqXo)

848 I'm looking on the Banquet website now ... those fuckers have a Cheesy Ham and Potato.

Thanks for nothing, cocksuckers. You're about 35 years to damn late to save my ass.

Dickheads.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (fiGNd)

849 729
That is no BS. West of the Cascade passes, smoke is barely bearable. It was like being in a smoker on the east side.



Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:04 PM







No kidding. I'm down by Tacoma and my throat is burning. Smoke and
soot everywhere. A friend just drove over from the East side and said
visibility was about half a mile.

Posted by: Diogense at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (0tfLf)

Best friend since college days has a painting business based in Wenatchee (east of the Cascades for the fly-overs in the audience, where most of the fires are burning), called me a week ago when the smoke was too bad, around noon. He never calls me that early in the day, always only when he is driving home, 6 or 7 pm.

He was driving home, sent his 4 paint crews home because too much ash was landing on the freshly painted surfaces. It is also his busiest time of the year, so it is costing him some real money to do that. Not Zuckerburg money of course, but for the rest of us, another story.

He called me again today at noon. Driving home again. He is not a happy man today. And he could barely make out the ridge on the other side of the Columbia River. On a normal day, with binoculars, one could read license plates off cars.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (UsCnO)

850 843
Hey, Ladyl!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (8O3HH)


Where oh where are you tonight?

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (v4pQ0)

851 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.

My thoughts: 'Yes and your point is'??

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (ICWiF)

852 Moron spotted in Spain
euronews.com/2018/08/14/spanish-driver-tests-positive-on-all-drugs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (N1ZXu)

853 Watching my dream retirement show. Island Hunters. This episode is about islands off the coast of Washington and California.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

The Farallon Islands are, by far, the smelliest part of San Francisco.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (DzFIB)

854 You DO know why a woman's bung hole and her vajayjay is so close together, right?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM

No they taint close together.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:33 PM (2NqXo)

855 Trump said "front hole"!!!

-
If you own golf courses, they let you play the front nine holes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 09:33 PM (+y/Ru)

856 853 Watching my dream retirement show. Island Hunters. This episode is about islands off the coast of Washington and California.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

The Farallon Islands are, by far, the smelliest part of San Francisco.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (DzFIB)

Educate me.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)

857 LeftCoast, same here in Western Colorado. It's bad.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2018 09:34 PM (pcnVL)

858 Leftists are always telling us what Trump is thinking, and it is amazing how obviously wrong they are.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:34 PM (4HMW8)

859 spanish-driver-tests-positive-on-all-drugs

piker

Posted by: Keith Richards at August 20, 2018 09:34 PM (Tyii7)

860 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.

-
He had me a tax cuts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 09:34 PM (+y/Ru)

861 SD, it was by the Fischer plant. That part of town was what I imagine Hell smells like.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:34 PM (PUmDY)

862 That's how the Memorial Day thread happened.

Okay, maybe not, but it COULD have happened that way.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 09:29 PM (0ogQG)

I only have vague memories of that now. Lots of fire, burning buildings, and bodies still lying around that hadn't been picked up yet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (4ErVI)

863 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.

They will turn themselves into pretzels to imagine Obama a better president than Trump. I will tell them how funny they are.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (rnAwa)

864 I was driving west on the highway, and could not see the mountains today.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (4HMW8)

865 It's bad here as well. The smoke is just bloody thick in E-burg.
No joke, last year, a student at CWU wrote a letter to the editor of our local paper wanting to know why, "They", didn't turn on all of those big white fans and blow the smoke away?
I mentioned that to a kid helping me at the store the other day. He just looked down and said, "My generation is fucked".

Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (wgCUV)

866 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.


What does this guy want, dick and a salad?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (jDF8P)

867 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.
*********************************************************

Actor Michael Shannon's only thoughts are "Who do I have to blow for my next role and Can I get him to eat some pineapple first?"

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:36 PM (2NqXo)

868
Boomerang's Steak and Potato pies, excellent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 09:36 PM (LsBY9)

869 851 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.

My thoughts: 'Yes and your point is'??

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (ICWiF)

Brings to mind Earl Butz and his comments made all those years ago.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 09:36 PM (4ErVI)

870 The Farallon Islands are, by far, the smelliest part of San Francisco.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (DzFIB)

Buncha sea lions and great white sharks, right?

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (kiSdp)

871 852 Moron spotted in Spain
euronews.com/2018/08/14/spanish-driver-tests-positive-on-all-drugs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


My hat's off to him. That takes dedication and planning. But I doubt he had quaaludes on board; them bastards are hard to get.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (0ogQG)

872 a student at CWU wrote a letter to the editor of our local paper wanting
to know why, "They", didn't turn on all of those big white fans and
blow the smoke away?


Bastard stole my idea.

Posted by: Little Lupe at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (Tyii7)

873 What does this guy want, dick and a salad?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (jDF8P)


Fudge. Lots and lots of fudge.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (T71PA)

874 >>>Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (fiGNd)

Marie Callender pot pies are delicious, but I wouldn't recommend them because they're too high on calories.

Interesting factoid: Paul McCartney would not allow Weird Al to do a parody of "Live and Let Die" called "Chicken Pot Pie" because McCartney is a vegan asshole.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (/qEW2)

875 I've been reading crazy anti-Trump letters from readers all day. If I have to read some variation of "one of the first steps of a dictator is..." one more time, I'm going to scream.

Suggestion for a game: Come up with ways to complete the phrase "one of the first steps dictators always take..."

I'll go first: "One of the first steps dictators always take is to replace all craft beer taps with Natty Light."

Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (R1mDg)

876 Or did I spell it wrong and it should have been ring?
Posted by: X-ray


753 Pretty sure a handful of corn and a quick grab and ring would get me a Turkey for dinner.
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM


A proposal over a candlelit supper. So romantic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hahahaha at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (WvsMa)

877 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.

Yeah and? I'm not seeing anything wrong with that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (Ydx5u)

878 >> Where oh where are you tonight?

Here another verse for you (there were many -- they write new ones for every show, I think):

I told you, my darlin', you looked like a gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (8O3HH)

879 Ima go kill me an armadillo. That sucker has my yard looking like someone plowed it.

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)

880 Oh ... and look at Marie Callender's Uppity Ass - with her fancy fucking Cheesy Chicken and Bacon Pot Pie.

Not a shitty-assed carrot in sight on that little culinary delight. Don't you think you're somethin', Marie. Well - go piss up a rope Little Miss Poultry Pie. Fuck you. Fuck. You.

Well ... doesn't matter. Dad didn't exactly save any of the money we didn't have buying shit like Mustard Sardines or Liverwurst either. But it'd be a cold day in Hell before The Little Woman That Loved Him served some shit Fresh Burned Out of the Trailer Oven that didn't Gag Reflex Your's Truly.

And ... as it turns out ... the Gag Reflex is really just a White Trash Trailer Park Juvenile form of Defiance. Dancing in that town in Footloose was just slightly more serious.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (fiGNd)

881 Brings to mind Earl Butz and his comments made all those years ago.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 09:36 PM (4ErVI)

Loose shoes, tight pussy and a warm place to shit.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (kiSdp)

882 Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (R1mDg)

How did you get stuck with that job?

By the way, thanks for taking one for the team.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (4HMW8)

883 852 Moron spotted in Spain
euronews.com/2018/08/14/spanish-driver-tests-positive-on-all-drugs
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (N1ZXu)

heh heh Crikey!!!!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (ICWiF)

884 Quaalude on board
How I've adored
Those pills coursing hard thru my veins

Posted by: B-Sharps first draft at August 20, 2018 09:40 PM (z0jlY)

885

Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.


Who?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 09:40 PM (HaL55)

886 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburge

Then when did have time to withdraw us from the Paris Accords, engage North Korea, Get his tax cuts passed, recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital, enact needed tariffs and watch gorilla TV?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

887 Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)

You gonna cook him up after? How have you been?

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:41 PM (kiSdp)

888

Cheeburger
Cheeburger
Cheeburger

Poopsi

Posted by: Geek diner at August 20, 2018 09:41 PM (IqV8l)

889 Who?

He sang a song about a little dog who floated away on a raft.

Posted by: Little Lupe at August 20, 2018 09:41 PM (Tyii7)

890 Brings to mind Earl Butz and his comments made all those years ago.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 09:36 PM (4ErVI)

OK I'll bite who was Earl Butz and what was his comment...?

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:41 PM (ICWiF)

891 My face is weird and my movies suck.

But [insert anti-Trump pablum here].

Translation: someone please hire me so I don't have to suck cock to make rent.

Posted by: Michael Shannon at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (H5knJ)

892 878 >> Where oh where are you tonight?

Here another verse for you (there were many -- they write new ones for every show, I think):

I told you, my darlin', you looked like a gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (8O3HH)


You made me laugh!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (v4pQ0)

893 Trump has been winning me over bigly. Now I want to fight Melania and have his baby.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (4HMW8)

894 Watching my dream retirement show. Island Hunters. ---

Here's an affordable option If freezing water beaches and Scotland are your dream. Since it's named Goat Island being a muslim might help.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybctugre

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (6BjFc)

895 900?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (QgGlz)

896 Miley!!!!! Where are youuuuu?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (v4pQ0)

I'm at the old Same place.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (txw6d)

897 900?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (QgGlz)


Sorry, premature calculation.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (T71PA)

898 Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:41 PM (ICWiF)

Dave Butz' uncle. See my comment at 881.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (kiSdp)

899 895 900?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (QgGlz


Missed it by that >< much.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (4HMW8)

900 900?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (QgGlz)


Nah ... I think Mom just put the oven on broil for about thirty minutes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (fiGNd)

901 900

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (CE6iV)

902 879 Ima go kill me an armadillo. That sucker has my yard looking like someone plowed it.
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)

They can carry leprosy so be careful handling your kill.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)

903 Going for 1000 on a Monday evening?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (NpK5V)

904 879 Ima go kill me an armadillo. That sucker has my yard looking like someone plowed it.
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)


Please don't kill it. I think they're very cute.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (v4pQ0)

905 Winston: wanting to know why, "They", didn't turn on all of those big white fans and blow the smoke away?



I saw many of those big white fans across Illinois this week. One or two of them were turning, slowly. Most were not. At least the birds were safer.

Dang! That fly just flew by behind the computer screen....

Posted by: mindful webworker - mighty hunter at work at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (WvsMa)

906 Scogg!!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (CE6iV)

907
But it'd be a cold day in Hell before The Little Woman That Loved Him served some shit Fresh Burned Out of the Trailer Oven that didn't Gag Reflex Your's Truly.

Yours.

*adjusts ascot*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (LsBY9)

908 Watching my dream retirement show. Island Hunters. This episode is about islands off the coast of Washington and California.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

The Farallon Islands are, by far, the smelliest part of San Francisco.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (DzFIB)

Educate me.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)

They can be smelled from several miles offshore offshore, it's so bad.



The thing is, almost nobody lives there. The Farallons are several small islands about 12 miles West by Northwest of The City and are considered part of the Sunset District, IIRC. Throughout the year, but during the spring especially, they are covered in hundreds of thousands of nesting seabirds and well over a foot of putrid, sun baked guano. They're part of a National Wildlife Refuge and currently closed to public access, but whale watching tours and sport fishing boats frequently visit.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (DzFIB)

909
And ... as it turns out ... the Gag Reflex is really just a White Trash Trailer Park Juvenile form of Defiance. Dancing in that town in Footloose was just slightly more serious.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (fiGNd)

Aww Are you a recovering Kaboom Kid?

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (ICWiF)

910
I've got to go make some tea and get something to eat. Been sittin' here farting around and now I'm getting really hungry.

See y'all on the ONT.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (8O3HH)

911 896 Miley!!!!! Where are youuuuu?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (v4pQ0)

I'm at the old Same place.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (txw6d)


Not the bedbug B and B?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (v4pQ0)

912 877 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.

Yeah and? I'm not seeing anything wrong with that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (Ydx5u)


Yeah, I'm not seeing the problem. I'd be happy with that.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

913 creeper
Armadillo's are possum on the half shell.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done.

Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (wgCUV)

914 Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish kicked off the 2018 MTV Video Music Awards on Monday night, during which, the former took several shots at President Trump.

In your face, Trump! Suck it!

Fuck em all. I hope they all drop dead and painfully. Or worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (Ydx5u)

915 Ima go kill me an armadillo.
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)


Hey dol! merry dol! kill a damn dillo!

How do you do that? Serious question. Shoot? Trap? Combine harvester? I've never had occasion to kill an armadillo.

I don't think I've ever even seen one that wasn't stuffed and mounted in a cutesy tableau, come to think of it.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (y87Qq)

916

Trump has been winning me over bigly. Now I want to fight Melania and have his baby.



I want him to adopt me. Don't laugh, he's older than me, just not by much.

I always wanted a designated pilot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (HaL55)

917 Guide for Magritte exhibit at SFmoma said Beatles' Apple Corp was inspired by the artist, had never heard that

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (PUmDY)

918 Yours.

*adjusts ascot*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (LsBY9)


*bends right arm at ninety degrees*

*forms fist*

*open-hand slaps right bicep with left hand, adjacent to elbow*

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (fiGNd)

919 Dave Butz' uncle. See my comment at 881.
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (kiSdp)

Ah yes!! sounds like an Old Timey football coach..

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:47 PM (ICWiF)

920 916
I want him to adopt me. Don't laugh, he's older than me, just not by much.

I always wanted a designated pilot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (HaL55)


That works too. I don't really want to fight Melania; I really like her.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:48 PM (4HMW8)

921 912 877 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.

Yeah and? I'm not seeing anything wrong with that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (Ydx5u)

Yeah, I'm not seeing the problem. I'd be happy with that.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

The problem for the commies is they are trying to eliminate both from American and Americans.

Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 09:48 PM (Y2VBD)

922 Can we make 80 comments in 10 minutes, the world wonders?

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (DzFIB)

923 -
--
Ima go kill me an armadillo. That sucker has my yard looking like someone plowed it.
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)

They can carry leprosy so be careful handling your kill.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM

---------------------------------------------------

That's just one of the many parts of the tapestry that is armadillo hunting.

Posted by: World's Greatest Armadillo Hunter, "Stumpy" Johnson at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (RVcmP)

924 Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:47 PM (ICWiF)

Earl was AgSec I think, for Nixon. One of the greatest truisms in life that he put out there for us.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (kiSdp)

925 hogmartin, you can shoot an armadillo straight in the brain pan and they will still jump 10 feet in the air.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (alpTi)

926 Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (DzFIB)

Thanks . I was thinking a fish processing plant was on one of them.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (2DOZq)

927 How do you do that? Serious question. Shoot? Trap? Combine harvester? I've never had occasion to kill an armadillo.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (y87Qq)


Cliffs. They fall off cliffs.

Many years ago went on a surfing trip south of Mazatlan and camped under some cliffs. At the base of the cliffs were dozens of dead armadillos.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (T71PA)

928 Sorry to hear about Michael Shannon. I really liked his version of Runaway.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (+Tibp)

929 wow this is along thread

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (V2Yro)

930 Wow. Over 900 comments. Let's break 1,000.
And Sword,Juno ,Gold, Omaha & Utah. So there.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (T+Eka)

931 Sec of Ag Earl Butz: Sugar is good. Sugar makes people happy. Honey is basically bee vomit.

That went over well with the nation's apiarists.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bee happy at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (WvsMa)

932 Not the bedbug B and B?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (v4pQ0)

I was off today. Tomorrow is my turn.
I need to write a letter to my mother's doctor explaining how it is with her. She's been wearing the same outfit for 3 weeks. I've made no headway.
My brother's in the VA in Philly while they try to extract a thousand bucks to transfer him to a long term facility. He says he's in some kind of nightmare.
He's in a nightmare that won't end until he dies, and it's tearing me up.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (txw6d)

933 Ace quitting early and the horde gets squirrly
Talking 'bout holes in our body and such
Sometimes the info is quite entertaining
Sometimes the info info's a little too much

Where oh where are you tonight
Why did you leave us here all alone
I searched the world over and thought I saw noodles
I've been hitting refresh too much

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (UdKB7)

934 Don't armadillos jump straight up when a vehicle goes over them?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 09:51 PM (NpK5V)

935 hogmartin, you can shoot an armadillo straight in the brain pan and they will still jump 10 feet in the air.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (alpTi)


Yeah, see, I hear stories about people injuring themselves from ricochets off an armadillo or running into one and knocking the radiator right out of the car and I don't know if it's a joke or not.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:51 PM (y87Qq)

936 Ima go kill me an armadillo. That sucker has my yard looking like someone plowed it.
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)

They can carry leprosy so be careful handling your kill.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


Treat your lawn for grubs and you'll never have an armadillo.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (DKgtk)

937 HMM So Obammy made a visit and speech in South Africa last month and this month the newly formed government is taking Cracka's farms away.. WTF???

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (ICWiF)

938 I wonder if Barron Trump hosts fight club meetings in the WH basement. Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (6BjFc)

939
"I'll tell you what the coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit." - Earl Butz, Secretary of Agriculture, 1971-1976.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (LsBY9)

940 Participation posting.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (8sZIF)

941 {{{Miley}}} I'm sorry. I feel your pain. Don't know what to say, but one foot in front of the other and cry alone. That shit really sucks.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2018 09:53 PM (pcnVL)

942 Ever see the generic stuff that's too nasty to even be labeled Spam or deviled ham? "Potted Meat Food Product", it's called.

Our son ate that on an archeological dig in Belize. He said it kicked Spam's ass, but not in a good way.

Posted by: Sal at August 20, 2018 09:53 PM (1SK20)

943 HMM So Obammy made a visit and speech in South Africa last month and this month the newly formed government is taking Cracka's farms away.. WTF???
Posted by: sOME mORON

I predict that South Africa will join Argentina as a "formerly developed nation".

Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 09:53 PM (+Tibp)

944 932 Not the bedbug B and B?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (v4pQ0)

I was off today. Tomorrow is my turn.
I need to write a letter to my mother's doctor explaining how it is with her. She's been wearing the same outfit for 3 weeks. I've made no headway.
My brother's in the VA in Philly while they try to extract a thousand bucks to transfer him to a long term facility. He says he's in some kind of nightmare.
He's in a nightmare that won't end until he dies, and it's tearing me up.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (txw6d)


Oh Miley--this is all too awful. Gonna have to storm Heaven again.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:53 PM (v4pQ0)

945 I was trying to think what movie I saw that Shannon guy in. Then that crappy superman movie popped in my head.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:54 PM (2DOZq)

946 Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (DzFIB)

Thanks . I was thinking a fish processing plant was on one of them.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (2DOZq)

Actually, back during the Gold Rush fishermen would sail out there and take (semi-legally, I believe) the eggs to sell to 49ers back in SF.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:54 PM (DzFIB)

947 Aww Are you a recovering Kaboom Kid?

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (ICWiF)


Heh ... the Magical Memories just keep coming back.

So - with all of Dad's various Dining Delights, a Fixed Income Family has to make up the difference somehow, right ?

Well ... turns out ... the ol' Parental Pair loved a good deal. And ain't no deal like a free deal, right ?

Indiana WIC back in the day actually did approve Kaboom - and some other shitty stuff called King Vitamin. And all the powdered milk you could wash it down with. And man oh man ... they thought those school lunch tickets were the bomb. Of course - they never had to use one.

Then again - I didn't either. You could cut grass and use that cash in the lunch line - and throw that stupid fucking ticket in the trash.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:54 PM (fiGNd)

948 Actor Michael Shannon: Trumps Only Thoughts Are "I want some pu$$y and A Cheeseburger'.

And that's all it took to beat Hillary. She must have been great!

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 09:54 PM (elfAG)

949 Anybody mention they had to stop the NY subway today to remove two goats that somehow got down in the tunnels?

Chicago radio guy said if they remove them, the Mets won't win the pennant for 125 years. (Cubs joke. If you don't get it, duckduckgo it.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - the Billy Goat tavern has moved at August 20, 2018 09:55 PM (WvsMa)

950 I used to know some high school guys who liked to sneak up on armadillos, grab them by the tail and throw them in the back of a pickup truck where they would run around. Not hard to do, because armadillos are stupid and nearly blind. But still a real bad idea, because their second defense after jumping straight up in the air is to start shitting the nastiest smelling diarrhea shit all over themselves and wherever they are that you have ever smelled.

Armadillos are nasty, nasty little critters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 09:55 PM (V2Yro)

951 Thank you, Infidel.
Ladyl, just ask the Lord to take him. This torment could last far too long. My poor little brother.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:55 PM (txw6d)

952 Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (txw6d)


So sorry Miley. Prayers sent for you and your family.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (dUJdY)

953 Then that crappy superman movie popped in my head.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp

He was also in the recent mini-series about Waco. It was called Waco. He played the daring dedicated FBI agent who blew smoke up the Davidians' asses.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (+Tibp)

954 Participation posting.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel

Hands you a participation trophy.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (6BjFc)

955 Going for 1K post

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (NpK5V)

956 I predict that South Africa will join Argentina as a "formerly developed nation".
Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 09:53 PM (+Tibp)

Zimbabwe II

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (DzFIB)

957 Scoggy!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (txw6d)

958 Kneel before Zod.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:57 PM (PUmDY)

959 Zimbabwe II


More like Rwanda II.

Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 09:57 PM (vWMNq)

960 Miley, I'm sorry. I missed your post. Prayers from this moron.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 09:57 PM (NpK5V)

961 Soon I'll have a refugee problem on my hands.

Posted by: King Letsie III at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (DzFIB)

962 Scoggy!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (txw6d)


Hey.

I stood you up last week. Said I'd catch you here. The fucking sinus infection caught me first. Sorry.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (fiGNd)

963 Participation posting.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (8sZIF)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTI8a7MBLpc

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (y87Qq)

964 Thank you all in advance for your prayers. This is the most fucked up situation I've ever been in.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (txw6d)

965 951 Thank you, Infidel.
Ladyl, just ask the Lord to take him. This torment could last far too long. My poor little brother.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:55 PM (txw6d)


Oh Miley--this is just heartbreaking. Prayers for strength, wisdom and courage for you and your brother.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (v4pQ0)

966 Off, Royal Sock!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (DzFIB)

967 Barry wants to play the role of Anti-Christ.

Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (Y2VBD)

968 Michael Shannon was good in Boardwalk Empire.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

969 *puts trophy on shelf*

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (8sZIF)

970 And ... as it turns out ... the Gag Reflex is really just a White Trash Trailer Park Juvenile form of Defiance. Dancing in that town in Footloose was just slightly more serious.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (fiGNd)


You are too weird. And "white trash" is preferable to almost all other options, except "white non-trash". Stop feeling such self pity. That's something only the rest of us are entitled to.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (/qEW2)

971 I stood you up last week. Said I'd catch you here. The fucking sinus infection caught me first. Sorry.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (fiGNd)

It's OK - I'm glad you're feeling better!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (txw6d)

972 NOOOODDDDDD

Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (vWMNq)

973 There is no nood. Continue as you are.

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (UdKB7)

974 972 NOOOODDDDDD

Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (vWMNq)


YHGTBFKM.

lol, so close.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (y87Qq)

975 Not leaving before 1000

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (NpK5V)

976
Earl was AgSec I think, for Nixon. One of the greatest truisms in life that he put out there for us.
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (kiSdp)

I've been thinking about Nixon lately and his 'Let China enter the community of nations schtick....I think Trump came along at the perfect time to level the playing field... The Chinese people seem to have benefitted from Capitalism lite enough to introduce them to head to head US competition.. after they bought stole most of their technology from us...

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (ICWiF)

977 just kidding. Nood!

Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (UdKB7)

978 Who'll get the somewhat coveted 1,000th comment honor. It puts getting to type "First!" To shame. Every thread has a 1st. Few have a 1,000.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (T+Eka)

979 OH NO!

Posted by: mindful webworker - if at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (WvsMa)

980 Prayers for Miley.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (DzFIB)

981 NOOOODDDDDD

Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (vWMNq)



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (T71PA)

982 THE ONT IS UP!

Posted by: mindful webworker - by at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (WvsMa)

983 975 Not leaving before 1000
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (NpK5V)


NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN~!!!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (ICWiF)

984 This comment will be ignored in the rush to 1000.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (DzFIB)

985 Now we'll never make 1000.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=376654

Posted by: mindful webworker - sea at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (WvsMa)

986 Nude.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (txw6d)

987 Nood? Are you effing kidding me?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (T+Eka)

988 Just stay here.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (NpK5V)

989 982 THE ONT IS UP!
Posted by: mindful webworker - by at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (WvsMa)

the new phone books are here ! the new phone books are here!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (ICWiF)

990 I want 1000.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (txw6d)

991 Seriously, Barry fancies himself as the Anti-Christ.

Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (Y2VBD)

992 Let's get it done Horde. We got this.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (T+Eka)

993 Now they are looking at islands on the Caribbean coast of Panama. Price range 400k-500k.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (2DOZq)

994 I do I do I do I do I do!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (txw6d)

995 Not leaving before 1000
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (NpK5V)


NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN~!!!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (ICWiF)

This. Even though I'm not currently going to Brooklyn.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (DzFIB)

996 Now?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (txw6d)

997 1,000. Do it!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T+Eka)

998 I can tell you all why I hate f-ing Minnesota.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (NpK5V)

999 Not leaving before 1000
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (NpK5V)


Make it 10k. Posts for the post god. Comments for the comment throne.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (y87Qq)

1000 1000

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T71PA)

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (DzFIB)

1002 Come on

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T+Eka)

1003 crap

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (txw6d)

1004 Bam

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (2DOZq)

1005 Hey! I winnnn!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T71PA)

1006 NO way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

1007 Anyone else we can pee on besides Chelsea Handler?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (2NqXo)

1008 th!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (DzFIB)

1009 See ya at the nood.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T+Eka)

1010 *rolls over*
*falls asleep*

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (y87Qq)

1011 Bam!

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (NpK5V)

1012 Stop feeling such self pity. That's something only the rest of us are entitled to.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (/qEW2)


Self Pity ? Nah. It ain't Self Pity.

Just little anecdotes that ... in their totality ... added up to why I shit-canned what little I was and just started over.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (fiGNd)

1013 Why do I always end up getting 1001?

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (DzFIB)

1014 Satisfaction!

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (8sZIF)

1015 1000 1000
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T71PA)

Congrats!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:04 PM (DzFIB)

1016 Heh ... missed the whole Rush To 1000 thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:04 PM (fiGNd)

1017 1010 *rolls over*
*falls asleep*
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (y87Qq

*draws penis on hogmartin's cheek and signs name on forehead*

Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (Y2VBD)

1018 *** smokes cigarette ***

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (T+Eka)

1019 Flew a trip into Poznan Poland several years back. Checked into the hotel at 6am. Free breakfast buffet started at 7am. At the center of the buffet table was an ice sculpted Swan flowing vodka...at 7 am.

Posted by: Alf767 at August 20, 2018 10:06 PM (l9B5i)

1020 SteveO, got 1 for me?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:06 PM (NpK5V)

1021 Right here, Muad'dib

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:08 PM (T+Eka)

1022 **takes drag**



Thanks bud.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:09 PM (NpK5V)

1023
Heh ... the Magical Memories just keep coming back.

So - with all of Dad's various Dining Delights, a Fixed Income Family has to make up the difference somehow, right ?

Well ... turns out ... the ol' Parental Pair loved a good deal. And ain't no deal like a free deal, right ?

Indiana WIC back in the day actually did approve Kaboom - and some other shitty stuff called King Vitamin. And all the powdered milk you could wash it down with. And man oh man ... they thought those school lunch tickets were the bomb. Of course - they never had to use one.

Then again - I didn't either. You could cut grass and use that cash in the lunch line - and throw that stupid fucking ticket in the trash.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:54 PM (fiGNd)

Would make a helluva good movie.. real tear jerker.. right up there with lil Jackie Cooper and Wallace Beery in The Champ... I always got an apple in my throat watching that.. I could see it now. the first scene is you sweating bullets cutting lawns. then fighting your way up the chow line in school and the crabby ole lunch lady is Margaret Hamilton of Wizard of Oz fame lol

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:11 PM (ICWiF)

1024 I always got an apple in my throat watching that

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:11 PM (ICWiF)


That had to fucking hurt. I swallowed an ice cube once - but a whole fucking apple ?

Really was no effort ... two hours tops got you two lawns mowed - two lawns got you five bucks - five bucks got you lunch for the week. Easy Peasy. Could do it after school in an evening.

But the thought did occur to me - if this is that easy - why is it so hard for The Parents That Supposedly Know Better ?

Meh - again, I'm just not a Sentimental Guy. And I got a good memory. Not a Marilu Henner memory - but good enough not to fade into stupid sentimentality.

Shit just was what it was.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (fiGNd)

1025 1024 comments! Great job!

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (fxdyE)

1026 Nite all, work beckons tomorrow. I 'lost my list for the Morons.

Call me if you feel so inclined, in the next couple of hours.
You all Rock. Be well.

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2018 10:54 PM (yJ1e6)

1027 435 370
I wouldn't pee on Chelsea Handler if she were on fire.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (8O3HH)

I'd use the fire to cook eggs, bacon, and sausage.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (Y2VBD)

I wouldn't pee on her if i set her... what i mean to say is i will have an alibi. And if you don't like that one i got plenty more.

Posted by: redclay at August 20, 2018 11:48 PM (nVN5G)

Unapologetic Racist and Asian Supremacist Sarah Jeong's New, Improved Twitter Feed: Sunrises, Butterflies, and Rainbows Are Pretty

Sarah Jeong, no doubt under strict corporate direction, is mounting a Bland Offensive, by deliberately tweeting only links or stuff like...




So... the New York Times' new editorial board member cannot be trusted to share her actual editorial opinions publicly.

Top Ten Corporate-Directed Sarah Jeong Tweets

10. Two groups in America just don't get enough credit -- mothers, and eagles. Even the white-faced ones. Nay -- *especially* the white-faced ones.

9. Here's my unpopular opinion: Spats were a mistake whose time has gone. Unless more than 20% of you are pro-spat. In which case, people's individual senses of fashion should not be used to make sport of them. #WearWhatYouLove

8. I may get grief for this, but there's just nothing like mulled cider on a crisp autumn night, after a full day of washing the feet of the impoverished. Including poor white people, who I am informed also struggle in this wonderful country of dreams and possibility.

7. They say "Never Meet Your Heroes." Well, I think they're wrong. I met my Heroes the other day and they filled me with inspiration. And who are my heroes? *The Troops.* Fight me if you disagree.

6. Wal*Mart is underrated. Quality merchandise for very fair prices. The staff is lovely and the clientele? *Incomparable.*

5. This may get me in trouble with the Language Police, but all I can say about Aretha Franklin is this: Now that's one classy lady. She will be missed. She was a national treasure of her race -- the human race.

4. I'm going to break with a 35 year tradition and dye my hair to its natural color (if I can remember it) as a show of solidarity with Jerry's Kids.

3. If I could have dinner with any two people in history, I would dine with Jesus of Nazareth and Randy "The Macho Man" Savage. Who is white. And that's okay with me. In fact it's more than okay -- it's a delight.

2. When I see a baby's smile, I feel like that baby is smiling because he knows a joyous secret, and that secret is that life is good and worth living. #RealTalk #TimeForHonesty #SomeoneHadToSayIt

...and the number one new Sarah Jeong tweet...

1. Hall and Oates. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Joan Jett. David Bowie. Hanson. What do these legends have in common? They're all white. And that's just great. God must really love white people because he filled my upper-class gentrified neighborhood with so many of them. Also, some Indian doctors. Who are also great. In fact, who even sees color? I sure don't.

[Next tweet:] Wait, was Oates technically white? Well either way. Hall is white enough for the both of them.

[Next tweet:] And that's just great.

Update: This might explain a few things.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:16 PM




Comments

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1 "I like to nice. Are you nice? It's nice to be nice to the nice." - Sarah Jeong, part deux

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 05:16 PM (YqDXo)

2 third?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 05:16 PM (d7Ww2)

3 As a vegan--I can't tell you how offended I am at *butter*-flies!!

Posted by: Vegan SJW at August 20, 2018 05:17 PM (vDqXW)

4 I love you. You love me. We're a happppy family...

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:17 PM (T6t7i)

5 Chi good...yes

Posted by: Kim at August 20, 2018 05:17 PM (9jfoy)

6 As Stevie Wonder said, "Isn't She Lovely!"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (+Q/QS)

7 Why are the NYT suppressing the opinions of a female POC?
(And why is she collaborating in this systemic oppression?)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (fA1SL)

8 I like you long time.

Posted by: New Improved Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (vDqXW)

9 'White Men are Like Puppies and Rainbows'


Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (P5inq)

10 Sarah Jeong is the kindest gentleist person ..

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (DurKO)

11 Sarah has pretty mouth...yes?

Posted by: Kim at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (9jfoy)

12 Scientific Fact: Butterflies are racist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (r+sAi)

13 White people are AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (jDF8P)

14 Yeah I saw this a day or so ago and it's pretty funny. The replies are just full of people hammering her for being a racist. It's not going away, at least not yet.

I noticed it was exactly two weeks from the last time she posted. Betting the Times said don't tweet for two weeks and let things calm down.

Not calming down, boss!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (4ErVI)

15 Clean water treatment plants is cultural appropriation from my people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (bcbK8)

16

Silenced.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (uPlWr)

17 Nothing like some cool water on a hot day, amirite you YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHITE MEN!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

18 Freaking hilarious! I hope she's slowly dying inside every time she tweets something.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (MX7xj)

19 How delightful.

Then: "Strong, proud, fierce AZN Womyn!!!!! Hear me roar!!!!!"

... but new boss man says STFU....

Now: "Miso Sowwy, Aye Aporrogize."

I had more respect for the fire-breathing racist c*nt than this spineless jizzmop she turned herself into.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (BRvh1)

20 I have admit, I do enjoy that she's been stepped on.

I don't enjoy that she still has a job.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (bcbK8)

21 We all have our times when we are less than pleasant (without being racist) but since she publicly tweeted out her hatred of white people in tweet after tweet nobody is fooled. If fact, she probably hates having to conceal her real self and having to play Little Mary Sunshine but if that's what's she gotta do for the big bucks, she''ll do it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (AllCR)

22 Agriculture is important. Our rivers are full of fish. You cannot have freedom without liberty. Our future lies ahead.

Posted by: Thomas Jeong Dewey at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (Ndje9)

23 18. Only a matter of time until she gets into the soju and goes berserk again. Only a matter of time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (fA1SL)

24 I'm not a racist, see?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (6Ll1u)

25 Did I mention the that white people are AWESOME!?! Because they are!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (jDF8P)

26 I, too, sometimesalways post comments as though I were a pod person.

Which of course I am not!

That is a silly idea.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (y87Qq)

27 "cannot be trusted to share" - Again, someone expresses surprise and says
"Behold! The sun! It rises in the east!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (37IEG)

28 I still would hit that so hard she would convert to Christianity, or at least, see god.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (yQpMk)

29 Just sarcasm on her part.

AoS Gab.ai group. Gab doesn't ban for wrongthink:


https://tinyurl.com/y862bgj5

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (28h4F)

30 It's a lovely day with bright sunshine and clear skies. Absolutely perfect for KILLING WHITE MEN!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

31

So the "old grey lady" has told all media to lay off this skank.

So they will.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (uPlWr)

32 Rainbows are what happens after it rains. Another thing that happens after the rain is that white people smell bad.

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (7HtZB)

33 Way too little, way too late. You are a known commodity. You haven't changed squat and smart people know it.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (vQUp6)

34 I love a Happy Ending

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (P5inq)

35 We've secretly replaced Sarah Jeong with Ned Flanders. Let's see if anybody notices.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (oZ6kz)

36 Nothing like a cool glass of water on a warm day!

Don't forget, fall is just around the corner!

An Atlantic horseshoe is lucky for autumn weather



Someone has taken over her twatter page or they've done the Clockwork Orange treatment on her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (SiINZ)

37 So is this a 'chilling effect' on free speech? Let's ask Colon Krapsondyck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (DurKO)

38 I'll be happy when I hear her say.. you go pick culla.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (dUJdY)

39

Now for some reason Leslie Gore is singing in my head
about sunshine and lollipops.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (LilNs)

40 Fifteen links in and its a total mess.....time for popcorn.

Posted by: Degenerate whiteman at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (9jfoy)

41 This better not end up being a Joaquin Phoenix movie after 10 months.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)

42 Me hate you long time.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (uEbPt)

43 With this reversal, she brings shame to herself and dishonor to her ancestors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (fA1SL)

44 Short leash?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (0OmEj)

45 Jeong has always been allied with White People!

Posted by: Winston Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (37IEG)

46 Get out the decoder ring:

"Glass of water" = stomping MAGA hat wearers

"Warm day" = a day ending in "Y".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (BRvh1)

47 Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (y87Qq)

48 I'm just waiting until she becomes a humanized Taboola service.

"Personal Trainers Hate Her! Discover this ONE WEIRD TRICK to trim all your unwanted belly fat!"

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)

49 Wow, she so relatable. She tweet us long time.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (mmU7u)

50 Yeah it's definitely a spoiled brat, middle-school, passive-agressive maneuver and pretty transparent to a normal adult

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (UFgOG)

51 Did I mention the that white people are AWESOME!?! Because they are! Please don't fire me New York Times, home to such GREAT white columnists as Paul Krugman and Thomas Friedman, who are just so white and AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (jDF8P)

52 47 Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (y87Qq)

You have that backwards.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

53

Do women really condone her behavior?

I saw a headline that the Dems are picking up more women for November. I'm not sure I believe it, but if I were hanging out on liberal news sites and watching liberal media I might be brainwashed to believe.

But some of this stuff is just so awful, how can anyone condone it?

I just hope women are "saying" out of fear, versus "acting" and in reality they will vote for the conservatives.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (uPlWr)

54 Quiet! This is editorial board!

Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (uEbPt)

55 we forgave Robert Byrd and Teddy Kennedy, didn't we..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (UFyv9)

56 Still don't get wanting to have sex with someone who hates you and wishes you were dead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (AllCR)

57 This country is in a political crisis. I'm tired of being outraged about it all. Its mostly just sad.
These people are committed, body, mind, and soul, to the decline of the West. The future they want is empty.

Posted by: Revenant at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (bGUHd)

58 So... the New York Times' new editorial board member cannot be trusted to share her actual editorial opinions publicly.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:16 PM
-----------

Well, to be fair, I think we've seen them already.

They just have no graceful way out of this mess. None.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (JJZzu)

59 Have I mentioned I love the smell of wet dog?

Well I do.

Posted by: Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (m/vQu)

60 John has a rong mustache.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (DzFIB)

61 Starting to worry a little about you Insomniac. Are you ok?

Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (uEbPt)

62 The hegemony of whiteness claims another victim.

Posted by: brak at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (VckGX)

63 Irony of Ironies, the Netflix show was called: The Break with Michelle Wolf

How can Netflix be blamed for following her advice?

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (vDqXW)

64
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

Wishing whitey was dead

These are a few of my favorite things

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (SiINZ)

65
Do you know what white people put on fries in the the Bronx? Mayonnaise! I fucking seen it!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (Yc8Cz)

66 Her "leaked" personal photos will be epic.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (Y2VBD)

67 re: and then after losing elections that the polls said the Dems would win, the Dems holler about Russian hacking and voter suppression.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (UFyv9)

68 You can't write editorials in here! This is the editorial board!

Posted by: Dr Strange Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (37IEG)

69 Still don't get wanting to have sex with someone who hates you and wishes you were dead.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (AllCR)

Another difference between guys and gals.

Posted by: Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:26 PM (m/vQu)

70 Victory for the People of Pallor.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:26 PM (yQpMk)

71 48 I'm just waiting until she becomes a humanized Taboola service.

"Personal Trainers Hate Her! Discover this ONE WEIRD TRICK to trim all your unwanted belly fat SLAUGHTER ALL THE WHITE MEN AND BATHE IN THEIR PRIVILEGED BLOOD!"
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

72 F*ckie f*ckie two dollah. Even for WHITEY.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

73 What's this NYTs you speak of?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:26 PM (Lg2h/)

74 I'm just waiting until she becomes a humanized Taboola service.

"Personal Trainers Hate Her! Discover this ONE WEIRD TRICK to trim all your unwanted belly fat!"
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)


I want RT to make a better offer. NYT editorial board member becomes world's first confirmed real-life no kidding Russian bot.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (y87Qq)

75 Insert music here. That's why "I enjoy being a girl."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (AllCR)

76 I really don't get her ploy here.

One idea: Pretend that she's totally zinging dumb conservatives who don't get "the gag" that she's purposely tweeting the most harmless, anodyne, your-mom's-Facebook-page garbage possible. (Hint: We get it. You're not very good at doing subtle, Miss White People Are Subhuman Goblins)

Second idea: She thinks the NYT will get so frustrated with this horeshit that they'll go "Fine, start tweeting about white people being the devil again!"

Best idea: She's actually just being forced to do this as a condition of continued employment.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (oZ6kz)

77 This country is in a political crisis. I'm tired of being outraged about it all. Its mostly just sad.
These people are committed, body, mind, and soul, to the decline of the West. The future they want is empty.
Posted by: Revenant at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (bGUHd)


agreed

I've been backing off reading and watching as much as I used to. Healthier. Balance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (uPlWr)

78 Common Sarah own it, don't let the man push you around. Tell us what you really think

Posted by: Waiting at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (nzKWW)

79 Conservatives are people, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (osT35)

80 Yard by yard life is hard.
Inch by inch it's a cinch.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (HgMAr)

81 The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (HgMAr)

82 She'll be gone within a year, to a better paid, lower visibility post where she can let her freak flag fly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (AM1GF)

83 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Posted by: Lord Comey at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (CdLX2)

84 Evil Racists in the New York Times have silenced Jeong's heroic counter-racism!

Posted by: The New York Times at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (DzFIB)

85 They just have no graceful way out of this mess. None.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (JJZzu)

Heh yeah!

"This has turned into a disaster. We've got to do something about Sarah. Perhaps letting her go would work.."

WE CAN'T LET TRUMP WIN GODDAMN IT! I WON'T I TELL YOU I WON'T LET HIM WIN!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (4ErVI)

86 No, the time to worry about Insomniac is when he starts posting about gumdrops and sunshine happiness. Then it's time to hit the bomb shelter.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (oZ6kz)

87 Two Whites don't make a Wong

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (BRvh1)

88
Speaking of Wackeen Phoenix...

anyone see You Were Never Really Here?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (fWEL6)

89 Rainbows and sunshine and butterflies and puffy white clouds...


...FAT-ASS RACIST CRACKER WHITE CLOUDS.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (RHEDC)

90
"Have I mentioned I love the smell of wet dog?"
Wet with barbecue sauce! Hell Ya

Posted by: Barry Sotero at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (Yc8Cz)

91 I can't wait for the Sarah Jeong biopic starring Emma Sulkowicz.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (oZ6kz)

92 Hang in there, baby!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

93 69
Still don't get wanting to have sex with someone who hates you and wishes you were dead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (AllCR)

Uh, so, have you ever encountered the human male in his natural environment?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (37IEG)

94 Forget mess...a korean bbq food and kimchi food fight

Posted by: Blutarski's nephew at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (9jfoy)

95 61 Starting to worry a little about you Insomniac. Are you ok?
Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (uEbPt)

I've never been what most would consider "OK."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

96
Hi-diddly-ho, white-a-renos!!!

Let's all eat sno-cones and do other white things which you like and I just love!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (9q7Dl)

97 re 91: no, with Margaret Cho. Laugh riot guaranteed.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (UFyv9)

98 Best idea: She's actually just being forced to do this as a condition of continued employment.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (oZ6kz)
----------

Oh, yes. I'm picturing Anna Wintour on loan from Vogue standing over her desk, arms crossed, eyebrow (only one) raised, commanding her "Tweet something nice! Now another one!" from 9 to 5.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (JJZzu)

99 Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Posted by: Heinrich Himmler at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (+y/Ru)

100 Yes, there are two paths you can go by. But in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (uEbPt)

101 I can understand finding someone attractive and intelligent and charismatic and yet still loath parts of their personality, but if she could get away with it she might put some non detectable poison in your drink, so why couldn't people-who are actually looking, I mean- find someone who didn't want to kill them to "hit like a door in a hurricane" instead?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (AllCR)

102 To all white men---me love you looong time!

Posted by: Sara Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (y8Foj)

103 anyone see You Were Never Really Here?

Heard of it but I haven't seen it. Is it good? I love him.. I don't know his politics but he's a great actor. He got screwed for not winning best actor for Walk the Line.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (dUJdY)

104 She'll be gone within a year, to a better paid, lower visibility post where she can let her freak flag fly.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (AM1GF

------------

Maybe, but not before bringing a discrimination/wrongful termination lawsuit against the NYT. This was baked in the cake when they hired her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (I16G8)

105 Conservatives are people, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (osT35)

No they aren't!

Posted by: Google/YouTube/Facebook at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (DzFIB)

106 anyone see You Were Never Really Here?


I've been trying to but my usual torrent source lending library doesn't seem to have a copy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

107 Why are we picking on poor Sarah? She seems so nice, at least that is what I have learned reading her tweets.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (DxWUs)

108 Uh, so, have you ever encountered the human male in his natural environment?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (37IEG)

This dovetails nicely with the time-honored adage:

"You don't pay a hooker for sex. You pay her to leave you the hell alone afterwards."

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (BRvh1)

109 dammit. format fail.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

110 I actually think the posts are to gauge the reaction.

It's not going well.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (4ErVI)

111 86. Yup. On that day, he'll appear in public, wearing a brillo loincloth and a determined look as he climbs aboard his Honda Aero moped, homemade flamethrower strapped to his back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (fA1SL)

112 Leftists are down to just wanting us dead

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (lxZ71)

113

NY Times, you're breakin' my barrs here, NY Times, you're breakin' my barrs!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (SiINZ)

114 Delightful sock fail.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (BRvh1)

115 I've never been what most would consider "OK."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

Ok. Just checking.

Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (uEbPt)

116 3,200-year-old cheese discovered in ancient tomb. Wow!

That's a racist dog whistle if I ever heard one.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (RHEDC)

117 Conservatives are people, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (osT35)


HUMANS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (HgMAr)

118 And it makes me wonder....

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (uEbPt)

119 Should be interesting to see how long she can tweet about a cool glass of water before she starts screaming that white men have ruined water. You can't keep that hate bottled up forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

120 Can we trade her to North Korea for Fatboy Slim's sister and a player to be named later?

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (HlamE)

121 99
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Posted by: Heinrich Himmler at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (+y/Ru)

This was so sweet, my teeth just rotted out of my head.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (DxWUs)

122 Oooooooh, and it makes me wonder.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (uEbPt)

123 Speaking of Wackeen Phoenix...

anyone see You Were Never Really Here?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (fWEL6)


No, but looks interesting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (uPlWr)

124 Early nights are best!

Posted by: Bull Wynn at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (ctuyM)

125 Take that Hans Brix!!! How you like me now????

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (uEbPt)

126 OMFG they wrote sometimes as some times. TWO EFFING WORDS. Jesus these white people are retarded. It's just not worth it. Nothing is worth this.

Posted by: Sarah's private messages at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (6HWvp)

127 I've never been what most would consider "OK."
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)


I thought you were riffing on the theme of the book, what with having it backwards. Whether it was intentional or not, I snorfled so loud it woke up the cat. So you got that going for you.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (y87Qq)

128 The daffodils are particularly fragrant this afternoon.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (CdLX2)

129 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

Ok. Just checking.
Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (uEbPt)

Appreciated. My baseline is several notches down from that of a normal person.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

130
Heard of it but I haven't seen it. Is it good?

It's good, Jewells, but it's very, very Dark.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:34 PM (fWEL6)

131 Even GOPers can see something wrong in declaring that a non -White can't be a racist because they have no power. They just won't comment on it. "Let's see....here's a non-White in a position of power that writes that ALL Whites should be exterminated because they smell like wet dogs. Among other charming slurs. No, we mustn't comment on the obvious racism because it's not who we are. If you really want to know who we are, just make a donation to our Swiss bank accounts."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 05:34 PM (9BLnV)

132 129. Dude, you're a lawyer. You knew going in....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)

133 OMFG they wrote sometimes as some times. TWO EFFING WORDS. Jesus these white people are retarded. It's just not worth it. Nothing is worth this.
Posted by: Sarah's private messages at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (6HWvp)



It will be funny when she Wieners an intended DM to public.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (yQpMk)

134 New life for old thing...
New life for old..
New life for old WHITE things.
DAMMIT

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (HgMAr)

135
No, but looks interesting.

Again, dark and depressing. But I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (fWEL6)

136 Next thing you know she will be on The View ....

Posted by: Waiting at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (nzKWW)

137 Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)

138 Uh, so, have you ever encountered the human male in his natural environment?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (37IEG)

No; I emerged fully grown from the head of some minor deity and have never met any men. ;^)

I find it sort of laughable if men think that their sexual technique is so amazing and stupendous that insanely angry SJW women ;s are going to say "Thank for the great sex. I'm now going to be a conservative." It's as dumb as women thinking they are going to make rapidly angry SJW men into conservatives by their great sexual technique.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (AllCR)

139 Me rike white peopre
Me rike white peopre
Me rike white peopre
Me rike white peopre
Me rike white peopre


How many times I have to wlite this to keep job?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (SiINZ)

140 Yea, no... she'll last all of #twoweeks before she's back to her old ways. Condoned by NYT.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (iiixZ)

141 It's good, Jewells, but it's very, very Dark.


I had guessed from the trailer that it is like The Equalizer on steroids, no?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (yQpMk)

142 You been here foah howahs.
You stay now.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (HgMAr)

143 A kindergarten in Indonesia has sparked uproar after it reportedly dressed up preschoolers in ISIS costumes and gave them dummy rifles on a parade for Indonesias Independence Day, forcing the organizers to apologize.

I am sure the NYTs would have no problem with that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (Lg2h/)

144 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (AllCR)

It's much easier to "hit it and quit it" if you both already hate each other's guts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (BRvh1)

145 It's good, Jewells, but it's very, very Dark.

He seems to be gravitating towards roles like that lately. I still think he wins an Oscar someday. I will check it out. I wonder if Netflix has it? I know, I know...

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (dUJdY)

146 I thought you were riffing on the theme of the book, what with having it backwards. Whether it was intentional or not, I snorfled so loud it woke up the cat. So you got that going for you.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (y87Qq)

*marks the plus column*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

147 A proposal for the AoS Style Guide: always refer to the NYT as "home of genocidal racist Sarah Jeong, the New York Times".

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (NL6wI)

148 South Africa is seizing white farms. And don't think something like that would not happen here if the "Left" took over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (Lg2h/)

149 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (BRvh1)

I'll have to take your word for it. I've never had sex with someone I loathed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (AllCR)

150 I've never been what most would consider "OK."
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM


Not to say you couldn't be ...

Oklahoma
where the wind comes sweeping down the plain, Oklahoma
Where the wav-in wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (ctuyM)

151 now what's the problem with mayo, not enough fermented fish guts?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (GoLZO)

152 Does anyone remember Amanda Marcotte? One of the truly rabid femscrunts, so it's okay if you forgot. Anyways, at one point she was tapped to work on the John Edwards campaign in the Dem primaries. There was a scandal, she cleaned up her act... and was eventually let go. She just couldn't hold in her hate of the white man.

Jeong will go the same way. And her continued presence shows hate has a home at the NYT.

I love it.

Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (3Tn95)

153 More cat pictures prease.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (HgMAr)

154 No tickee, no raundry

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (DxWUs)

155 Blew Wave:

@varepall 8m

Record-Breaking July Propels RNC to $100M Lead Over DNC | Newsmax.com

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (1jWCo)

156 Leftists are down to just wanting us dead
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (lxZ71)

That and sodomizing us after we're dead. Then using our body parts in various tasty, non-vegan entrees.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (9BLnV)

157 147 A proposal for the AoS Style Guide: always refer to the NYT as "home of genocidal racist Sarah Jeong, the New York Times".
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (NL6wI)

I used to try to get "The New York Minus" going as a thing, but it just wouldn't happen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (BRvh1)

158 I find it sort of laughable if men think that their sexual technique is so amazing and stupendous that insanely angry SJW women ;s are going to say "Thank for the great sex. I'm now going to be a conservative."


In fairness, some forbidden techniques put too much strain on the body's fat reserves to be used constantly. On the bright side, they keep one as sleek as an otter.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (yQpMk)

159 132 129. Dude, you're a lawyer. You knew going in....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)

It took some time for me to fully realize how irretrievably screwed up I was, though on a gut level I pretty much always knew I didn't belong here.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

160 South Africa is seizing white farms. And don't think something like that would not happen here if the "Left" took over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (Lg2h/)


If Barry had one more term

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:39 PM (SiINZ)

161 Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (yQpMk)

You're funny. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:39 PM (AllCR)

162
I had guessed from the trailer that it is like The Equalizer on steroids, no?


Yeah. Ever see the Dolph Lundgren action movie about sex trafficking girls? Like that, but psychedelic and sicker.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:39 PM (fWEL6)

163 1. Hall and Oates. Leonard Skynyrd. Joan Jett. David Bowie. Hanson. What do these legends have in common? They're all white.

What, no love for zombie Johnny Winter? Now THAT guy was white.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

164 Randy "Macho Man"...RHODES?? Actual laugh-out-loud funny post, Ace, but...it's "Savage". "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is a different guy!

/vitally important info, y'know.

Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (ODMtx)

165

Well, human history began at sunrise this morning, so we're just supposed to ignore her previous racist Twats now as if they never happened at all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (HaL55)

166 Damm ... She must be smoking some serious weed.

Posted by: Paladin at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (Jn+FC)

167 I find it sort of laughable if men think that
their sexual technique is so amazing and stupendous that insanely angry
SJW women ;s are going to say "Thank for the great sex. I'm now going
to be a conservative." It's as dumb as women thinking they are going to
make rapidly angry SJW men into conservatives by their great sexual
technique.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (AllCR)
Wait! See, now I know you can't have met any of us in our natural environment. We're not trying to get anybody converted to anything, except maybe from a vertical position to a sort of horizontal one.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (37IEG)

168 People could do some very funny stuff riffing on those tweets.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (AllCR)

169 IS SARAH JEONG BLINKING OUT TORTURE WITH HER EYES BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO TELL BECAUSE OF THOSE TINY SLANTY EYES! OH MY GOD, SHE'S RIGHT!!! I'M SUCH A RACIST!!! FORGIVE ME SARAH! FORGIVE ME!!!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (jDF8P)

170 158.
Grump has been receiving all my newsletters. Take note, Horde, and profit by his example.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (fA1SL)

171 What, no love for zombie Johnny Winter? Now THAT guy was white.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (YqDXo)
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Edgar

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (JJZzu)

172 I've decided to refer to the Racist New York Times as "the Racist New York Times" from now on. Because racist.

The only problem is that the Racist New York Times is irrelevant as hell, so I don't refer to the Racist New York Times very often.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (HiLJ1)

173 I added a top ten. I don't know if it's good. I'm so out of practice.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (PA9oZ)

174
Hey, let's all play Parcheesi!

I especially like to play Parcheesi with white people and eat Fritos with blue cheese dip.

Yum!

White people culture is the best!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (9q7Dl)

175 I'll have to take your word for it. I've never had sex with someone I loathed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (AllCR)

Me neither Fen. well.. my ex but in fairness I didn't loathe him at the time.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

176 In the old North African slaves markets the nice white man bought anything while the Chinese only bought castrated slaves! Those slant eyed racist gooks!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (HgMAr)

177 O.k. I didn't read closely enough. The stupid tweets are made up by Ace? Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (AllCR)

178 >>>164 Randy "Macho Man"...RHODES?? Actual laugh-out-loud funny post, Ace, but...it's "Savage". "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is a different guy!

/vitally important info, y'know.

LOL, i'm so dumb!

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (PA9oZ)

179 Randy "Macho Man"...RHODES?? Actual laugh-out-loud funny post, Ace, but...it's "Savage". "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is a different guy!

/vitally important info, y'know.
Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (ODMtx)

I'm going with intentional.

Posted by: Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (m/vQu)

180 Me neither Fen. well.. my ex but in fairness I didn't loathe him at the time.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

O.k. That made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (AllCR)

181 Who is the NYT kidding? Sarah Jeong has landed at the Old Gray Lady about as smoothly as an Asiana 777 lands at SFO. Anyone recall the initial NTSB report on that one? It was like:

Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

Posted by: CyberCipher at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (p6WoB)

182 159.
* holds out practically-new tracksuit *

There is still time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (fA1SL)

183 People could do some very funny stuff riffing on those tweets.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (AllCR)
---------

Almost makes me wish I had a Twitter account. Almost.

I bet I could out-Pollyanna her easily.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (JJZzu)

184 LOL, i'm so dumb!
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (PA9oZ)

Damn ace I tried to throw you a life line.

Posted by: Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (m/vQu)

185 As seen on Facebook:

Teacher to first grade class:
"If you are in 1st grade, what grade will you be in when President Trump leaves office?"

Class: "4th grade".

Teacher: "No. 8th Grade. Tell THAT to your commie parents!"

LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (DKgtk)

186 Randy Savage and Jesus. Both white, both Jewish, both had a wicked elbow drop and wore feather boas. I think.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (vf2RH)

187 I've decided to refer to the Racist New York Times as "the Racist New York Times" from now on. Because racist.

The only problem is that the Racist New York Times is irrelevant as
hell, so I don't refer to the Racist New York Times very often.

Actually, it's THE Racist New York Times. Like THE Ohio State University.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (jDF8P)

188 God made me white. That ain't nothing.

Posted by: d9 at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (WX+x0)

189 A twitter poll!

WHat do you love most about America?

o Motherhood
o Apple pie
o Baseball
o All three on the 4th of July!!

Posted by: Ms. Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (W+vEI)

190 >>>I'm going with intentional.


NOPE!!!

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (PA9oZ)

191 Both white, both Jewish, both had a wicked elbow drop and wore feather boas. I think.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (vf2RH)

At least according to any tradition that I'm willing to give a crap about.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (BRvh1)

192 Sarah has changed? I call bullgogi

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (6Ll1u)

193 Jewells45, The package arrived today. Thanks

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (jniE+)

194 I'll have to take your word for it. I've never had sex with someone I loathed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (AllCR)

Well then, you've never truly lived. Geez, what have you been doing with your life?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (9BLnV)

195 It took some time for me to fully realize how irretrievably screwed up I was, though on a gut level I pretty much always knew I didn't belong here.

Posted by: Insomniac


Uh, not "here" as in here here, I hope?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (AM1GF)

196 Phoenix was excellent as the spoiled Emperor's brat in Gladiator. Was one of the best performances in that movie, IMO.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (vDqXW)

197 He seems to be gravitating towards roles like that lately. I still think he wins an Oscar someday. I will check it out. I wonder if Netflix has it? I know, I know...
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (dUJdY)


looks like it was made by Amazon Studios, so probably the stick or Prime

it does say on rotten tomatoes that you can watch it on iTunes, fandangonow and vudu, at cost

rotten tomatoes has a separate section, btw, that tells you what Netflix is specifically streaming

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (uPlWr)

198 I've had sex with someone I loathed, although the loathing developed much later.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

199 186 Randy Savage and Jesus. Both white, both Jewish, both had a wicked elbow drop and wore feather boas. I think.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (vf2RH)

Snap into a communion wafer!

*crunch*

OOooooohhh yiieeeeeah!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (BRvh1)

200 >>>LOL, i'm so dumb!Posted by: ace<<<


In fairness, I believe Randy Rhoads played Crazy Train.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (CdLX2)

201 3. If I could have dinner with any two people in history, I would dine with Jesus of Nazareth and Randy "The Macho Man" Savage. Who is white. And that's okay with me. In fact it's more than okay -- it's a delight.



LOL!

Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (88xKn)

202 After the sex , then they loathed me. Timing.

Posted by: d9 at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (WX+x0)

203 198. No shame in wanking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (fA1SL)

204 195 It took some time for me to fully realize how irretrievably screwed up I was, though on a gut level I pretty much always knew I didn't belong here.

Posted by: Insomniac

Uh, not "here" as in here here, I hope?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (AM1GF)

No, not the HQ. On the planet, among the human race in general.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

205 Also, Randy Savage and Jesus both understood the importance and deliciousness of Slim Jims. You have to read between the lines of the Gospels, but it's clearly there.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (mmU7u)

206 >>>In fairness, I believe Randy Rhoads played Crazy Train.


i actually do get my metal and WWE references mixed up.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (PA9oZ)

207 >> I've had sex with someone I loathed, although the loathing developed much later.


The best lathed plans of mice and men...

Posted by: Ciapetto at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (P5inq)

208 Uh, not "here" as in here here, I hope?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7

No, not the HQ. On the planet, among the human race in general.
Posted by: Insomniac


Ah. That I grok.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (AM1GF)

209
Record-Breaking July Propels RNC to $100M Lead Over DNC

And how will they spend it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (IqV8l)

210 Wow, this post gave a lot to think about.


Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (4e+hS)

211 i actually do get my metal and WWE references mixed up.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (PA9oZ)
--------

So do I! You must be a homeschool mom too.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (JJZzu)

212 198. Yes, yes. We know you've wanked. Ya wanker.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (fA1SL)

213 >>i actually do get my metal and WWE references mixed up.



ARE YOU READY TO WRASSLE!?

Posted by: Blackie Lawless at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (P5inq)

214 How many fingers am I holding up Ms. Jeong?

How, many?

Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (LtwbG)

215 Any movie you want is on pirate bay.
Dont pay for that crap.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (/+2fq)

216 You're welcome Ben. Hope everything was intact.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (dUJdY)

217 203 198. No shame in wanking.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (fA1SL)

Gets old after awhile though.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (NWiLs)

218 Any movie you want is on pirate bay.


Or at your local library, unless it's porn.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (yQpMk)

219 93 69
Still don't get wanting to have sex with someone who hates you and wishes you were dead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM

To be fair, there are a number of us men who call the men who want to do that kind of thing Dumbasses. Constantly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (k1TUh)

220 In fairness, I believe Randy Rhoads played Crazy Train.

Wasn't she that crazy bitch that used to be on Air America? She used to go out and get shattered, fall down face first in the street and then blame evil right wingers for beating her up.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (jDF8P)

221 >>Gets old after awhile though.

We all get old after awhile. And the we die.

The End.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)

222 Sarah has changed? I call bullgogi

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (6Ll1u)


No it's true. I saw many mean things written about me, I cried, I prayed, and when the sun came up and the birds started singing it was like a new life.
You don't believe me? WHY I'LL KILL YOU SON OF A WHITEY BITCH

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (HgMAr)

223 Yep; Reading her actually tweets seems to indicate that it's both a really passive aggressive thing and instruction from the NYT. because she really must want to get back to verbally biting the heads off white men and conservatives.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (AllCR)

224
sarah jeong

@sarahjeong
Inflation Unexpectedly Hits 3% in Test for Bank of Canada



Fucking white people... I mean wow how about that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (SiINZ)

225 Have they really decided who played guitar on Sympathy for the Devil?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (6Ll1u)

226 "If I could be raped by any race it would be white folks, I think they'd be giving rapists unlike some groups. Plus they wouldn't steal my stuff." - Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (4e+hS)

227 >>Oh, yes. I'm picturing Anna Wintour on loan from Vogue standing over her desk, arms crossed, eyebrow (only one) raised, commanding her "Tweet something nice! Now another one!" from 9 to 5.


Ha!

I have an intern assigned to my twitter feed.
And get this - the NYT made her pay us to hire her, LOL! Dumb, privileged Manhattan beyyyoootch!!

Posted by: Ms. Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (W+vEI)

228 In fairness, I believe Randy Rhoads played Crazy Train.
---
Yes, he's right in the video. Rhoads was Ozzy's guitarist through Diary of a Madman.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (vDqXW)

229 We all die....to this world.

Posted by: d9 at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (WX+x0)

230 We all get old after awhile. And the we die.

The End.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
---------

Good grief. You need to take some cheerful lessons from Sarah Jeong.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (JJZzu)

231 And then Jesus said do not assume I have come to bring peace. I have come to lay the smackdown.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (vf2RH)

232 Record-Breaking July Propels RNC to $100M Lead Over DNC

And how will they spend it?

---

mitch is going to defend his seat again, going after vulnerable purple seats is not the hill to die on

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (GoLZO)

233
sarah jeong

@sarahjeong
How to stay friends with an estate agent



Unless they are filthy round eye whitey...I mean good article

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (SiINZ)

234 Sarah Jeong can kiss my honky ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (EoRCO)

235 So you're saying now might be the time for me to try to sell Sarah Jong my painting: Polar Bear In a Snowstorm Eating a Turkey and Mayo on White Bread.
I also have another painting, which I call Snowstorm (You Can't Expect the Polar Bear To Just Hang Around After He's Finished the Sandwich).

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (9chmE)

236 Or at your local library, unless it's porn.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (yQpMk)


About that qualifier...

https://as.lib.msu.edu/repositories/2/resources/1827

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (y87Qq)

237 Who? Me?

Posted by: Ms. Jeong with bloody knife hovering over the body at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (+y/Ru)

238 We all get old after awhile. And the we die.

The End.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)

Well, aren't we a ray of fucking sunshine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (dUJdY)

239
And how will they spend it?

In tv and radio ads for Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (fWEL6)

240 >>Good grief. You need to take some cheerful lessons from Sarah Jeong.

Just keeping things in perspective. None of us gets out of here alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (/tuJf)

241 The outgoing UN human rights chief says the Security Councils five permanent members wield too much power at the United Nations, warning the world body could collapse if that doesnt change.



Zeid Raad al-Hussein decried the sense among some UN member states that the pentarchy of Britain, China, France, Russia and the United States is running too much of the business.

Yeah? To fuckin bad...he wants to revoke the veto power. Good luck with that buddy. It would need a security council vote and Fredo is no longer President. Suck on that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (Lg2h/)

242 No, not the HQ. On the planet, among the human race in general."

If it's any consolation, none of us really belong here, and we've all got a ticket for the train ride out of here, only the timing is in question.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (k1TUh)

243 "Here's a story of a 103-year old woman out in Chula Vista who claims to have the recipe for the worlds greatest meatloaf."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (R85nB)

244 228
In fairness, I believe Randy Rhoads played Crazy Train.

---

Yes, he's right in the video. Rhoads was Ozzy's guitarist through Diary of a Madman.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (vDqXW)

Cocaine and airplanes do not mix, Randy Rhoads was lost way too soon.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (DxWUs)

245 lol.. our last mayor's name was Randy Rhoads. True story.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (dUJdY)

246 241. Al-Hussein there should back GECSPLAN. Reduces the world powers to three. Heh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (fA1SL)

247 >>Zeid Raad al-Hussein decried the sense among some UN member states that the pentarchy of Britain, China, France, Russia and the United States is running too much of the business.


Tell ya what, Zeid, increase your dues to meet these member states' dues and we'll consider a change in the balance of power.

Posted by: Ms. Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (W+vEI)

248 All of you talk like fags.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (Y2VBD)

249 "Vanilla ice cream is the best ice cream. But fuck that vanilla bean bullshit." - Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (4e+hS)

250 230 We all get old after awhile. And then we die.

At least there's an end. That's something I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

251 "The Advantages and Disadvantages of Building the Wall"

"Economy Booming; Many Credit Trump"

"Should Former Communists Serve as CIA Director? Experts Differ."

"Time to Re-examine Special Counsel Statute?"

"Obama's Legacy--Positive or Negative? (It's Both.)

Posted by: Tomorrow's New York Times Editorial Headlines Today! at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (9vQJW)

252 >>>Wasn't she that crazy bitch that used to be on Air America? She used to
go out and get shattered, fall down face first in the street and then
blame evil right wingers for beating her up.<<<

No, you're thinking of that fat, drunken slob, Randi Rhodes.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (CdLX2)

253 Randy Rhoads didn't use cocaine,I don't think he even drank.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (LiyEm)

254 Russia says will not deploy arms in space first

LMAO, They already have

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (Lg2h/)

255 Oh, yes. I'm picturing Anna Wintour on loan from
Vogue standing over her desk, arms crossed, eyebrow (only one) raised,
commanding her "Tweet something nice! Now another one!" from 9 to 5.


-------------------


Ha!



I have an intern assigned to my twitter feed.

And get this - the NYT made her pay us to hire her, LOL! Dumb, privileged Manhattan beyyyoootch!!

Posted by: Ms. Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (W+vEI)


On the bright side, I only pay 70% of what the other editor's interns have to pay.

Posted by: Sarah's Intern at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (9chmE)

256 I believe The Hammer Hammet played guitar for Metallica.

Posted by: Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (m/vQu)

257 Sarah Jeong can kiss my honky ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (EoRCO)

If you cut back on the burritos your ass wouldn't be so honky.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (aCNZ6)

258 Tell ya what, Zeid, increase your dues to meet these member states' dues and we'll consider a change in the balance of power."

Oh, and one other thing - tell them to go out and win a World War first. Then lets talk.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (k1TUh)

259 The UN can kiss my honky ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (EoRCO)

260 "Your out of touch. I'm out of time."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK8)

261 The UN Human Rights Comity is a sick sick joke like is'nt CHINA on the UN Human Rights Comity?

Posted by: tamaa The Bird of 1000 Voices at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (wGqjj)

262 All of you talk like fags.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (Y2VBD)


And you're shit's all retarded.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (T71PA)

263 >>>256 I believe The Hammer Hammet played guitar for Metallica.


solos, I think. I think he had the odd position of being a dedicated soloist.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (PA9oZ)

264 And how will they spend it?

In tv and radio ads for Democrats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter


Well, for nevertrumpers, technically... but same thing in practice.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (P1f+c)

265 I hope there really is a Heaven. I'd hate to think this life was the high point of my existence.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (AM1GF)

266 We all get old after awhile. And the we die.

The End.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
................

But first we get to enjoy a cool glass of water on a warm day, stay friends with an estate agent, and rejoice in Walmart 10% online sales lift!!!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (HgMAr)

267 234
Sarah Jeong can kiss my honky ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

OK!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (4e+hS)

268
The AoS HQ might be the most well-rounded 'Ments Community in the entire Internet.

We discuss, literally, Everything. From Comets to Mortadella to Movies to Formica.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (fWEL6)

269 *you're

My kingdom for an edit button

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK8)

270 Russia says will not deploy arms in space first

LMAO, They already have
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (Lg2h/)


We're not talking about the Nudelman-Rikhter NR-23 autocannon on Salyut 3 are we? Or that too?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (y87Qq)

271 sarah jeong

@sarahjeong
Nothing like a cool glass of water on a warm day!


Only thing better is killing whitey. I mean it's refreshing!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (SiINZ)

272 >>Leonard Skynyrd




ah yes, the Cosby / Van Zandt fusion band aka Lynyrd Part 6

Posted by: x at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (nFwvY)

273 HA!!! That is f'n funny. Great way to end the work day.

Posted by: Cate at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (C5JkI)

274 Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (HgMAr)

And enjoy a cool glass of cider at Fall-the best time of the year!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (AllCR)

275 We all get old after awhile. And the we die.

you forgot the bit about the worms. also, the eventual burn out of the sun, and the heat death of the universe

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (CrPLf)

276 268
The AoS HQ might be the most well-rounded 'Ments Community in the entire Internet.

We discuss, literally, Everything. From Comets to Mortadella to Movies to Formica.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (fWEL6)

To the meaninglessness of life's suffering.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

277 If I met Alyssa Milano at a bar and she wanted to take me home , I would not refuse,

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (m/vQu)

278 I love helping old white men cross the street safely. They're so adorbs!
Sarah "Love Whitey Long Time" Jeong

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (2NqXo)

279 Commence jealousy the Royal Navy just opened a pub on its prized new carrier

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (Lg2h/)

280 At least there's an end. That's something I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

What can we do to help you, IS?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)

281 What Sarah Jong knows about race that you don't:
No matter what skin color a NYC editor has, when he spooges on her face, it always comes out white.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (9chmE)

282 We've all had our gimlet eye on Oates.


Amirite?

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (NLLmE)

283 Russia says will not deploy arms in space first

LMAO, They already have

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (Lg2h/)


Soviet Space Force!

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (HgMAr)

284 The AoS HQ might be the most well-rounded 'Ments Community in the entire Internet.

We discuss, literally, Everything. From Comets to Mortadella to Movies to Formica.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (fWEL6)

To the meaninglessness of life's suffering.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)


And the word "mastodon". How it means "nipple tooth". We discussed that too.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (y87Qq)

285
I see Jeong at the NY Times board meeting doing a Dr. Strangelove. Me rove white peopre...to sraughter them. No Mein Dear Reader....I mean Mr. Plesident...(she starts fighting her one hand)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (SiINZ)

286 This move is kind of silly. Anyone who wouldn't fall for it doesn't read the NYT. Anyone who would, would probably prefer her natural racism anyway, so why bother?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (/qEW2)

287 To the meaninglessness of life's suffering.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

Don't forget boobehs.
Good grief.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (8iiMU)

288 277 If I met Alyssa Milano at a bar and she wanted to take me home , I would not refuse,
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (m/vQu)



See...here's the thing....no.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

289 From wikipedia
---
Osbourne has said that Rhoads did not use drugs and drank very little, preferring Anisette when he did drink. Osbourne says that while Rhoads did not like to party, he made up for it by smoking heavily, saying "He could have won a gold medal in the Lung Cancer Olympics, could Randy Rhoads."[11]
---
It's ironic, Rhoads last words to Osbourne were, about Ozzie's drinking: "You'll kill yourself, you know? One of these days."

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (vDqXW)

290 280 At least there's an end. That's something I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

What can we do to help you, IS?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)

Nothing that doesn't involve time travel or making me into somebody else entirely.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

291 254 Russia says will not deploy arms in space first

LMAO, They already have."

Yep, to some extent. But everyone who thinks about it is realizing there's a huge problem with deploying arms in space - there's no way to hide them, everyone can see them up there, and there's no way to put enough shielding on them to protect them. Anything offensive put into orbit just becomes a big juicy target inviting someone else to knock it down.

*IF* any country ever develops truly effective beam weapons that could take out any approaching objects, this could change. But there's no tech anywhere close to that good yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (k1TUh)

292 Sigh. This is like that parody tweet series. a few days ago. Doesn't work for me because these people really are this stupid. You gotta go all in like Carlin's Shit you NEVER hear.

Posted by: Gooshy at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (qNI9O)

293

Why don't we do it on the road?

Posted by: Randy road at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (IqV8l)

294 Vegan was the Roman god of vegetables.

Posted by: Biff at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (DxYc6)

295 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.

Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (Rf71G)

296 And the word "mastodon". How it means "nipple tooth". We discussed that too.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (y87Qq)



That's what it means? I thought it meant something awesome.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (NLLmE)

297 Milano is definitely a 1. Crazy, but a 1.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (mmU7u)

298 @tom servo

Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK8)

299 OMG, the real thing is....wow!

Either this is ironic, or she really does have a summer intern who has been instructed to tweet the blandest stuff ever. Just tweeted about Walmart.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (W+vEI)

300 241 The outgoing UN human rights chief says the Security Councils five permanent members wield too much power at the United Nations, warning the world body could collapse if that doesnt change.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (Lg2h/)


Oh no. That would be terrible.

But if it should happen, he should be sure to tell us, otherwise it might be years before we noticed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

301 I still would hit that so hard she would convert to Christianity, or at least, see god.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (yQpMk)


That foul, rancid lumpy faced mongoloid piece of garbage? Ech, no thanks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (/qEW2)

302 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK

I thought disguise was it's defense,

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (m/vQu)

303 I still stand by my comment that Motörhead's music is still and always will be the best heavy metal music ever

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (6Ll1u)

304 If I met Alyssa Milano at a bar and she wanted to take me home , I would not refuse,

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (m/vQu)





See...here's the thing....no.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)


I have my principles, but everyone has a limit. So... 10 years ago, sure. I'd proverbial screen door in a hurricane that. But now... she's a 45 year old has been. If I want a 45 year old has been, I'll go any local bar.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (9chmE)

305 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (Rf71G)

Well, you know what they say......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (EoRCO)

306 >>>Just tweeted about Walmart.

you're shitting me.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (PA9oZ)

307 The global dx of the left is borderline personality disorder.

Exclusive to the female. There are no men on the left.

Posted by: d9 at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (WX+x0)

308 Still don't get wanting to have sex with someone who hates you and wishes you were dead.

And a few weeks later you have the clap.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (FIrEF)

309 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

Do the four younger IS want you to be somebody else? (This does not take into account normal teen irritability during those times they all want to have someone else for parents; I spent two hours this morning with my son griping about everything I did and then three hours later he was fine)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (AllCR)

310 And the word "mastodon". How it means "nipple tooth". We discussed that too.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (y87Qq)


That's what it means? I thought it meant something awesome.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM

Mastodon-aldtrump. Now it's awesome.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (2NqXo)

311 The UN Human Rights Comity Comedy is a sick sick joke

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Posted by: Ms. Jeong with bloody knife hovering over the body at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (+y/Ru)

312 "My favorite actor? Doris Day!
My favorite musical group? The Cowsills!My favorite penis color? Black! I mean white!"

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (4e+hS)

313 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (Rf71G)
---------

They need to show some R-E-S-P-I-C-T.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (JJZzu)

314 295 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (Rf71G)



Close enough.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (NLLmE)

315 279 The Navy wasn't dry until Josephus (Cup of Joe)Daniels(Woodrow Wilson's SecNav) so why was it never reversed?

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)

316 And the word "mastodon". How it means "nipple tooth". We discussed that too.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (y87Qq)

Almost forgot that one. Strange, considering the life-altering nature of such knowledge.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

317 I really HAVE loved white people a long time. I am so excited -- so excited!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (tSFch)

318 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (Rf71G)

-------------

Cue the racial outragey mob in 3,2,1........

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (I16G8)

319 BTW of course Daniels was a "progressive",they live them some nannying.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (LiyEm)

320 I thought disguise was it's defense,
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (m/vQu)


Razzle dazzle camo on satellites?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (T71PA)

321
Notice how the UN "human rights chief" has nothing to say about Turkey holding a Christian as prisoner?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (fWEL6)

322 If Sarah is so dense and ignorant about American White Men and their contributions, she should ask her Grandmother.



'Cuz, bitch, your mamma-san and your pappa-san would never have done the crotchbump. And you wouldn't exist.


You ungrateful piece of s***!.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:03 PM (UsCnO)

323 290 280 At least there's an end. That's something I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

What can we do to help you, IS?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)

Nothing that doesn't involve time travel or making me into somebody else entirely.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

Both of those take time, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

324 Alyssa Milano? Hell yeah!

I'd bang that harder than a screen door on a submarine!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2018 06:03 PM (9vQJW)

325 Photoshop, professional makeup, and Faceapps are hella drugs. Yikes!

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (Y2VBD)

326 I would bet a crisp $100 bill that she no longer controls her account. I'll bet the Times made her turn it over to a trusted staffer who is turning out this saccharine crap. Someone as racist and vile as she cannot suddenly shut off that stream and send out rainbows and kittens and unicorns.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (C1NyB)

327
Whenever I peel a ripe, yellow banana and see how white it is on the inside,

I always feel a sense of delight and hope for the future in this great country of ours!


#IloveAmerica!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (9q7Dl)

328 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (AllCR)

I don't know.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

329 you're shitting me.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (PA9oZ)

*snort

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

330 Motorhead was doing heavy metal before most of the posuers got out of diaper's

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (6Ll1u)

331 306 >>>Just tweeted about Walmart.

you're shitting me.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (PA9oZ)


Leave SF out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

332 315 279 The Navy wasn't dry until Josephus (Cup of Joe)Daniels(Woodrow Wilson's SecNav) so why was it never reversed?
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)

I thought they abolished the grog ration in 1861?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (bcbK8)

333 Ack, I am embarrassed to say I am Asian, thanks to this idiot.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (a0IVu)

334 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK



SPECTRE already did it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (SiINZ)

335 Oops - the Walmart tweet was on the 16th:

"Walmart shares up 10% on news of online sales lift"

And a link to BBC article and pic of Walmart.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (W+vEI)

336 Mastodon-aldtrump. Now it's awesome.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (2NqXo)



Fuck yeah!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (NLLmE)

337 Nothing that doesn't involve time travel or making me into somebody else entirely.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

Both of those take time, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:03 PM (bcbK

Yay.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

338 Not Sarah Jeong's Tweets; Whitewashed Sarah Jeong's Tweets.

I have to laugh.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (6eEQ+)

339 We really are the RiffTraxs of internet commentors.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (OSFCf)

340 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Odin. Rod from God. Kinetic energy weapon. Don't have to blow it up. Just knock it out of stable orbit.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (DKgtk)

341 334 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK



SPECTRE already did it.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (SiINZ)

/Connery on

"I see..."

/Connery off

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

342 Pro Tip:.download the Faceapp that removes makeup to reveal the normal real look. It's a eye opener.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (Y2VBD)

343 Alyssa Milano? Hell yeah!



I'd bang that harder than a screen door on a submarine!



Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2018 06:03 PM (9vQJW)


***whispers*** Joe, you're watching reruns of 30 year old episodes of Who's the Boss. She's... older now.

Posted by: Biden's Handler at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (9chmE)

344 Her most recent tweet is about beets for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (JJZzu)

345 This is more irritating than her tweeting anti-white crap.

Posted by: William Eaton at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (MuTTO)

346 If I want a 45 year old has been, I'll go any local bar.

You have an address for that bar?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (FIrEF)

347 When a wet dog shakes on you he's saying, "I'm ready to go to Wal-mart!"

Posted by: Literally Hitler at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (CdLX2)

348 Mastodon-aldtrump. Now it's awesome.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (2NqXo)

Donald "Nipple Tooth" Trump?

I.Don't.Know.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (T71PA)

349 Daniels was a lovely guy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus_Daniels

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (LiyEm)

350 So happy to be an editor here at The New York Times and being able to order around white people like they're my slaves!

No! Wait...
delete delete delete delete delete

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (jDF8P)

351 >>Her most recent tweet is about beets for Thanksgiving.

I knew she couldn't stop blaspheming for long.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (/tuJf)

352 Her most recent tweet is about beets for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (JJZzu)



Dana Loesch: Hands off my gig!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (SiINZ)

353 340 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Odin. Rod from God. Kinetic energy weapon. Don't have to blow it up. Just knock it out of stable orbit.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (DKgtk)

As an anti-sat weapon?

Hm. Maybe. I always imagined those Odin 'smart crowbars' as anti-tank weapons.

Missiles would be an obvious choice. But there are countermeasures for those too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

354 315 steevy

Because we have to win battles or not run into merchant ships to get back to the bars.

But I had an XO one time .... Medicinal brandy hidden in his desk was a gateway drug for him. He later would cadge pills from the Doc.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (hyuyC)

355 Sarah's being hipster ironic with her brand tweets.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (2NqXo)

356
Speaking of Walmart....


Who's never gonna die, SEARS or john mccain?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (fWEL6)

357 The Navy wasn't dry until Josephus (Cup of Joe)Daniels(Woodrow Wilson's SecNav) so why was it never reversed?
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)

I thought they abolished the grog ration in 1861?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (bcbK


There are beer days on deployments. Sometimes. 45 days out, two beers, opened before they hand them over so nobody can hoard them or feel any effect. Then at least another 45 days to the next. Also it's at the command's discretion and they don't do it on submarines.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (y87Qq)

358 In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but
then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again. -- Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (QLvwG)

359 If I met Alyssa Milano at a bar and she wanted to take me home , I would not refuse,

-
When you finish, shout out, "Trickle down economics!" then leave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)

360 If I want a 45 year old has been, I'll go to any local bar.
--------------------
You have an address for that bar?


Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (FIrEF)


Sure, the intersection of Highway 2 and Hell.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (9chmE)

361 Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings....

Because they are brown.
And the string is white.
Which is a metaphor.

Yes! It's a metaphor for snow falling on the ground.
That's it!
And whipped cream on pecan pie!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (0jtPF)

362 Her most recent tweet is about beets for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (JJZzu)
............

She puts them on hamburgers, amirite?

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (HgMAr)

363 I would bet a crisp $100 bill that she no longer controls her account. I'll bet the Times made her turn it over to a trusted staffer who is turning out this saccharine crap. Someone as racist and vile as she cannot suddenly shut off that stream and send out rainbows and kittens and unicorns.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (C1NyB)

--------

Probably so. I would guess a new Twatter account opened under a fake name so that she can continue to vent her hatred of all things White. No blue check mark, but workable.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (I16G8)

364 I knew she couldn't stop blaspheming for long.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (/tuJf)
----------

I don't think this ploy is winning her many advocates.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (JJZzu)

365 *IF* any country ever develops truly effective beam weapons that could take out any approaching objects, this could change. But there's no tech anywhere close to that good yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo


I don't think that's likely.

You put a billion-dollar laser in orbit going east, I'll put a couple grand worth of steel buckshot on the same orbit going west.

I'll believe a laser weapon that can neutralize other "smart" weapons. I doubt one that can atomize a dumb mass-based attack of sufficient size. Offense is always easier than defense.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (P1f+c)

366 >>>333 Ack, I am embarrassed to say I am Asian, thanks to this idiot.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite

as long as you don't have the Pink Hair Mental Illness Hairdo as well

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (PA9oZ)

367 343 . . . ***whispers*** Joe, you're watching reruns of 30 year old episodes of Who's the Boss. She's... older now.
Posted by: Biden's Handler
___________

I'm not fallin' for that one! It was on TV not more than 20 minutes ago in front of a LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (9vQJW)

368 I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (I9Sw7)

369 So she's bragging that she lives in an ''upper class gentrified neighborhood''. In other words, "neener, neener, neener'' you deplorables.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (jm1YL)

370 360 If I want a 45 year old has been, I'll go to any local bar.
--------------------
You have an address for that bar?


Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (FIrEF)


Sure, the intersection of Highway 2 and Hell.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (9chmE)

Is that near Goldbar?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (bcbK8)

371
I rike mayonnaise
I rike playing BINGO
I rike to knit
I rike to...hmmm...what else do, filthy I hope you all die, white peopre rike to do?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (SiINZ)

372 If Sarah Jeong were actually taking those tweets seriously into her heart and mind she might be a nicer person, but she'd have to tweet that sort of stuff for a long time. The actual Joeng doesn't seem to enjoy the little things of life, and anyway, "What's better than a drink of water on a hot day" is so lame it's about the equivalent of Pollyanna surreptitiously giving people the middle finger.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (AllCR)

373 276
Insomniac...dont forget books, art, gardens, kittehs, and boobehs.

Im sure i left out more...oh yes...Guns!

Posted by: I didnt say my name... at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (9jfoy)

374 253
Randy Rhoads didn't use cocaine,I don't think he even drank.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (LiyEm)

He and a guy from the roadcrew who was a pilot, rented the plane, were horsing around and crashed. I don't know if Randy Rhoads used drugs, but the pilot was high on coke.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (DxWUs)

375 279 Commence jealousy the Royal Navy just opened a pub on its prized new carrier

it's a trap; a way to acquire planes to fly from the thing. land for a drink, wind up impressed.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (NmR1a)

376 She took a two week break from twitter after tweeting out NYT's defense of hiring her on August 2nd.

The 'Walmart online sales up 10%!' tweet on the 16th was her first one after the break.
My money is on intern. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (W+vEI)

377 You put a billion-dollar laser in orbit going east, I'll put a couple grand worth of steel buckshot on the same orbit going west.

I'll believe a laser weapon that can neutralize other "smart" weapons. I doubt one that can atomize a dumb mass-based attack of sufficient size. Offense is always easier than defense.
Posted by: mikeski


Offense only has to be lucky ones. Defense has to be lucky every time.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (DKgtk)

378 These remind me. Of Larry King's column in USA Today that was fill with zero content musings:

"I don't care what anyone says, Tapioca is good pudding.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (Y+IL9)

379 357 The Navy wasn't dry until Josephus (Cup of Joe)Daniels(Woodrow Wilson's SecNav) so why was it never reversed?
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)

I thought they abolished the grog ration in 1861?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (bcbK

There are beer days on deployments. Sometimes. 45 days out, two beers, opened before they hand them over so nobody can hoard them or feel any effect. Then at least another 45 days to the next. Also it's at the command's discretion and they don't do it on submarines.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (y87Qq)

Interesting. Thanks, man.

Two beers every 45 days is a little...light.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK8)

380 I knew she couldn't stop blaspheming for long.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (/tuJf)
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What? Did she recommend carrots in chili?

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (vDqXW)

381 Also, I suspect she's attempting to mock us with the put on blandness.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (jm1YL)

382 148
South Africa is seizing white farms. And don't think something like that would not happen here if the "Left" took over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (Lg2h/)
Let them try, I will be one of the many with a very hot gun barrel.


And yeah, the SA farm situation is terrible. The finest farms are getting offers of 10 cents on the dollar.
The 2nd Amendment is a glorious thing.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (UsCnO)

383 *Once. Damn voice to text.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (DKgtk)

384
He and a guy from the roadcrew who was a pilot, rented the plane, were horsing around and crashed.


How could they tell, were they found dead in a figure-4-leg-lock?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (fWEL6)

385
He and a guy from the roadcrew who was a pilot, rented the plane, were horsing around and crashed. I don't know if Randy Rhoads used drugs, but the pilot was high on coke.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (DxWUs)



He actually a train driver named Casey Jones

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (SiINZ)

386 Revenge is a dish best served Plain Vanilla.

Posted by: geewhiz at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (G2Sbo)

387 The actual Joeng doesn't seem to enjoy the little things of life
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (AllCR)


Oh, I don't know about that. I'm sure she's stable and grounded and health-

https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/790097840622096384

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (y87Qq)

388 Just had our dryer repaired. After years of dealing with Sears, I got a local guy this time. (The Sears coverage had run out, so the hell with them.)

Anyway, aside from his pointing out that Sears had put it together wrong, resulting in constant problems, he then said that 2 years ago he couldn't have gotten it done so quickly, as there were a number of things he could do now, but which were regulated then. Apparently, appliance repairmen were also regulated to death. And he said that the last year and a half have been the best he's had in a a decade.

Now, what has changed?

Posted by: George LeS at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (59GGI)

389 Someone took my advice, and "let yellow be mellow."

Posted by: Rev. Joseph Lowery at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (W6z+Y)

390 Well life on the estate is kinda laid back
Ain't much an old white boy like me can't hack
It's making money every day, getting stabbed in the back
Thank God I'm a white boy

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (gmo/4)

391 374 Tour bus driver,and he basically stole the plane...

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (LiyEm)

392 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.

Um, uh... yeah! Every American like me knew that! At least I won't have to change my commemorative selfie...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (elfAG)

393 >>And yeah, the SA farm situation is terrible. The finest farms are getting offers of 10 cents on the dollar.
The 2nd Amendment is a glorious thing.

One thing South Africa has in abundance is guns. Particularly the farmers and people who live in the country.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

394 350 So happy to be an editor here at The New York Times and being able to order around white people like they're my slaves!

No! Wait...
delete delete delete delete delete
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (jDF8P)

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Spank Me! I am a naughty old white conservative!

Posted by: Sissy Jonah Goldilocks at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (MuTTO)

395 Hope you like my tweets; they're bland, just like white people.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (mmU7u)

396 Apparently, appliance repairmen were also regulated to death. And he said that the last year and a half have been the best he's had in a a decade.

Now, what has changed?
Posted by: George LeS at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (59GGI)

The winter of our discontent has been made glorious spring by this son of New York?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (bcbK8)

397 There's a well known cougar bar near me, alas I'm too old to go, what do you call the opposite? Sugar baby's?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (6Ll1u)

398 Someone took my advice, and "let yellow be mellow."

Posted by: Rev. Joseph Lowery at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (W6z+Y)



I thought that was Donovan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (SiINZ)

399 Sarah Jeong's New Improved Twitter Feed: Sunrises, Butterflies, and Rainbows Are Pretty

TOO LATE!!!

Posted by: White People at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (jDF8P)

400 She would be cute if she kept long hair and her opinions to herself.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (Y2VBD)

401 302 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK

I thought disguise was it's defense,"

Imagine a depleted uranium bullet of the kind fired by the A-10 warthog. Don't need a gatling gun setup, just a single shot. (I pick that because that is already existing technology) You get that weapon into orbit, and then you set up a differential speed in orbit between your gun launch platform and your target, so that the projectile comes in at a relative speed of - oh there's almost no limit. You can't possibly boost enough shielding into orbit to stop that - that much kinetic energy would go through 20' of reinforced concrete, from just one single bullet.

And like I said, that's just using off the shelf technology.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (k1TUh)

402 Two beers every 45 days is a little...light.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK


A bit, yeah. Almost an open, condescending taunt more than a perk, really.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (y87Qq)

403 If I want a 45 year old has been, I'll go to any local bar.
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You have an address for that bar?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (FIrEF)

Sure, the intersection of Highway 2 and Hell.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (9chmE)

Avenue Francisco I. Madero, Tijuana, BCS.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (HgMAr)

404 >>I thought that was Donovan

That's right!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)

405 Jeong, Krystal.
Krystal, Jeong.
Krystal, Jeong.
Jeong, Krystal.

Posted by: david letterman at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (Evws/)

406 That's right!
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)
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Quite rightly.

I thought you were supposed to be a hippie.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:15 PM (JJZzu)

407 388 Now, what has changed?

just the obama economy finally kicking in

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 06:15 PM (NmR1a)

408
148

South Africa is seizing white farms. And don't think something like that would not happen here if the "Left" took over



Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (Lg2h/)
Let them try, I will be one of the many with a very hot gun barrel.


And yeah, the SA farm situation is terrible. The finest farms are getting offers of 10 cents on the dollar.
The 2nd Amendment is a glorious thing.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (UsCnO)
Rorke's Drift

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:15 PM (gmo/4)

409 "I don't care what anyone says, Tapioca is good pudding.

"You'll never see a better movie than "Hancock".

Posted by: Larry King at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (jDF8P)

410 South Africa is seizing white farms.

The elite will be fine. They can always seize diamonds and gold to import food.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (9uM40)

411 >>I thought you were supposed to be a hippie.

I'm old. I forget things.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (/tuJf)

412 393 >>And yeah, the SA farm situation is terrible. The finest farms are getting offers of 10 cents on the dollar.
The 2nd Amendment is a glorious thing.

One thing South Africa has in abundance is guns. Particularly the farmers and people who live in the country.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

Let's hope the boers have better luck this time.

I have my lines. If this shit happened here, that would cross mine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (bcbK8)

413 I thought Randy Rhoads was a wrassler.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (NLLmE)

414 397 There's a well known cougar bar near me, alas I'm too old to go, what do you call the opposite? Sugar baby's?"

If you're talking about a bar where older guys go to think they can pick up younger women, you mean every dive bar that has ever existed since beer first got brewed 5,000 years ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (k1TUh)

415 As the hangman is about ready to drop you to your death, he whispers in you ear, "sweet dreams".

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (VkUFS)

416 People need to start creating large amounts of sock accounts on social media to attack White Women and make White Women the target of racist and sexist scorn to bring them over to our side.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (Y2VBD)

417 Up, Up! With people!
you meet them wherever you go.
Up, UP! With people.
There the best kind of folks I know!!!

-Sarah Jeong
Op Ed

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (Z48ZB)

418 .50BMG would make an excellent space weapon, though you will need computer assistance to aim it across orbital distances. Talk about deflection shooting indeed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

419 I don't think this ploy is winning her many advocates.

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Those stupid hicks in flyover country will believe anything! A few Wonder Bread tweets and they'll be eating out of your hand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

420 you're shitting me.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (PA9oZ)

Leave SF out of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

===

Plenty of racist Asians here, plenty squatting in the street, haven't seen any actual sh*t. Yet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (EZebt)

421 There's a well known cougar bar near me, alas I'm too old to go, what do you call the opposite? Sugar baby's?"

If you're talking about a bar where older guys go to think they can pick up younger women, you mean every dive bar that has ever existed since beer first got brewed 5,000 years ago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August



strip club

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)

422 You have an address for that bar?



Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (FIrEF)



Sure, the intersection of Highway 2 and Hell.



Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (9chmE)



Avenue Francisco I. Madero, Tijuana, BCS.

Thanks for the info

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (FIrEF)

423 Whenever I peel a ripe, yellow banana and see how white it is on the inside,

I always feel a sense of delight and hope for the future in this great country of ours!

#IloveAmerica!
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (9q7Dl)


*snort* I wonder if the label "banana Americans" could be used to describe her. Yellow on outside, white on inside. For Asians who identify as Cauc-Asians.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (/qEW2)

424 @Tom Servo

Is it wrong that I want to test that scenario and develop countermeasures?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (bcbK8)

425 Who got to her?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (JUOKG)

426 Ha! Look at Ace's update!

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (JJZzu)

427 381>> Also, I suspect she's attempting to mock us with the put on blandness.
Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (jm1YL)

My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Hoppe2it at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (IngjR)

428 "Barack Obama was my favorite White President!" -- Sarah Jeong

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (oLmQE)

429 Now, what has changed?
Posted by: George LeS at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (59GGI)

Well, I know the answer but geez, it even trickled down to appliance repairmen?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (dUJdY)

430 >>Who got to her?

Big Paycheck.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

431 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.

Um, uh... yeah! Every American like me knew that! At least I won't have to change my commemorative selfie...
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (elfAG)

Jeez people. Show some RESPICT!

Posted by: Al Huge Head Sharpton at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (Z48ZB)

432 He actually a train driver named Casey Jones
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM


Trouble ahead
trouble behind

Posted by: zombie Jerry Garcia at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (ctuyM)

433 The winter of our discontent has been made glorious spring by this son of New York?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM

The spring was never that glorious.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (2NqXo)

434
Seriously!

You know what'd be hilarious?

If we start a gofundme for a Death Star!


We SO have to do this. Please Please Please Please Please Please
Please Please Please Please Please Please
Please Please Please Please Please Please

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (fWEL6)

435 426 Ha! Look at Ace's update!
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (JJZzu)

That poor, poor cat

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (bcbK8)

436 Daniels was a lovely guy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus_Daniels
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (LiyEm)

Another in a long line of racist, bigoted progressive democrats.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (EoRCO)

437 433 The winter of our discontent has been made glorious spring by this son of New York?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM

The spring was never that glorious.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (2NqXo)

Hotspur? Deal with this man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (bcbK8)

438

Someone as racist and vile as she cannot suddenly shut off that stream and send out rainbows and kittens and unicorns.

Not and remain sane for long. But that assumes that her previous vile racist tweets were normal.


This is making my headmeat all hurty and stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (HaL55)

439 Jewels45

I saw Ben Had's comment. Well done.

NYT, tis a silly place.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (hyuyC)

440 That poor pussy (cat): "SAVE MEEEEE!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

441 378 These remind me. Of Larry King's column in USA Today that was fill with zero content musings:

"I don't care what anyone says, Tapioca is good pudding.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (Y+IL9)

Norm McDonald riffed on that back during his SNL days and it's hilarious if you can find it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

442 Yes...the polar opposite of blandness is foaming at the mouth racial loathing.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (NLLmE)

443 Is it wrong that I want to test that scenario and develop countermeasures?"

I feel a "Hey Y'all, Watch This!!!" moment coming!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (k1TUh)

444 I love


Little baby ducks

Old pickup trucks

Slow-movin' trains

And rain.

-- Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (QLvwG)

445 so jeong is only going to put up with being muzzled by her white masters at the times for so long.

when she blows it will be spectacular!

she will savage them like they have never been savaged.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (MTjB1)

446 402
Two beers every 45 days is a little...light.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK



A bit, yeah. Almost an open, condescending taunt more than a perk, really.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (y87Qq)

We got a "steel beach" picnic back in 93 aboard the USS Saipan LHA-2, long may she grow coral, 53 straight days of gator squares in the Adriatic Sea. 2 beers was a taunt, but 3 weeks afterwards we pulled in to beautiful Haifa.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (DxWUs)

447 Looks that boyfriend picture solved this Scooby Doo Mystery.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (Y2VBD)

448 Damn. Life has made me late to all the good threads today. Sad!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

449 Also, I suspect she's attempting to mock us with the put on blandness.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (jm1YL)



That's my take too. She's putting out the most bland crap as a middle finger to anyone who took her to task.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (SiINZ)

450 Yellow on outside, white on inside.

Michael Moore might mistake her for a Twinkie.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (8ruUE)

451 441 378 These remind me. Of Larry King's column in USA Today that was fill with zero content musings:

"I don't care what anyone says, Tapioca is good pudding.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (Y+IL9)

Norm McDonald riffed on that back during his SNL days and it's hilarious if you can find it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

There's a good MST3K skit around that idea too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (bcbK8)

452 And how about unicorns? Those great, lovely, white (and therefore magnificent) beasts, shooting rainbows out of their ass in streams- as numerous and colorful as my lies.

Posted by: Marcus at, White as a cracker at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (gl2Ev)

453 That poor, poor catPosted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM
Hey, a little tuna goes along way.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (FIrEF)

454 The future looks better all the time since I lost my ability to discern parody from earnest writing.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (RuIsu)

455 I saw Ben Had's comment. Well done.

Thank you

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (dUJdY)

456 Wow! @sarahjeong has done 100 tweets in the last hour.

That's 0.027777777777778 tweets / second!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:22 PM (ctuyM)

457

Looks that boyfriend picture solved this Scooby Doo Mystery.


It's stuffed. She had him for dinner three months ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (HaL55)

458 "I love my boyfriend."

____


Why is she promoting gender stereotypes!?!?!

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (oLmQE)

459 This was a fun day.
Glad my lead was working from home today.

Thanks 'rons and 'ettes. Hopefully I can hang out here with y'all again soon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (bcbK8)

460 That's my take too. She's putting out the most bland crap as a middle finger to anyone who took her to task.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August



she would never do as much.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (MTjB1)

461 Mmmmm. Mayonnaise on Wonder bread. My favorite sandwich.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (vDqXW)

462 Who got to her?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (JUOKG)


She got a house in Stepford estates.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (T71PA)

463 Everyone knows scrawny Asian chicks have no tits.

What little she's got are not calm.

Unpleasant woman.

Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (wkZlp)

464 456 Wow! @sarahjeong has done 100 tweets in the last hour.

That's 0.027777777777778 tweets / second!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:22 PM (ctuyM)



That's sven-level man.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (zRwJ/)

465 you know the wikipedia page for the times does not even mention the jeong mess?

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (MTjB1)

466 Good to see you, MAE.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (JJZzu)

467 "I love my boyfriend."

No surprise he's a pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

468 I just tweeted Sara Gee-oo-ung or Jew-ong, anyway I asked her why she hates me and did she learn to hate me at her home or in school. I reminded her that Jesus loves her anyway.

Posted by: MantuaBill at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (3KFD9)

469 The FN graphics people are horrible. They either don't have it ready or it's the wrong one. Fox and Friends is barely watchable anymore. I used to enjoy it.. it was just light fluff before the real news of the day. It's just background noise for me now. I barely pay attention to it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

470 Hopefully her "boyfriend" won't eat her when she dies alone and friendless in her apartment.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (jDF8P)

471 And how about unicorns?
...And so what if the horn is phallic? Where would we be without men anyway?

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (RHEDC)

472 Next thing ya know she'll be shopping at the GAP and traveling to the shootin' range.


Posted by: Under Fire at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (r9UYA)

473 She is doing her cat? WTF is wrong with her?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (lxZ71)

474 Everyone knows scrawny Asian chicks have no tits.



But perfectly cylindrical thighs, or is that only Thai girls?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

475 ...If we start a gofundme for a Death Star!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (fWEL6)


A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:25 PM (T71PA)

476 Been cleaning all day.
Checking in.
Reading her tweets just lowered my IQ by 20%.
Good grief this woman is both out of touch and downright ignorant.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:25 PM (0tfLf)

477 "I love my boyfriend."
=====

Me too!

Posted by: Shep! at August 20, 2018 06:25 PM (//voU)

478 I just tweeted Sara Gee-oo-ung or Jew-ong, anyway I asked her why she hates me and did she learn to hate me at her home or in school. I reminded her that Jesus loves her anyway.
Posted by: MantuaBill at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (3KFD9)

------------

I'm sure you will soon be blocked.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:25 PM (I16G8)

479 465 you know the wikipedia page for the times does not even mention the jeong mess?"

wow, if we were krazy konspiracy types, we might even think that Wikipedia coordinates with the Times and won't allow information to be published unless the Times management gives it their go-ahead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (k1TUh)

480
Let's create an AoS Portmanteau for this Racist Asian. Rasian.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (fWEL6)

481 Good heavens, I just read about a bachelor party in Syracuse in which the groom was naked, blindfolded, and the best man tied a bottle rocket to his gentles.

It ended the way you would expect, no one in that family will ever have a penis.

Alcohol was involved.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (w7KSn)

482 Only 20%?

Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (88xKn)

483 Meet the new Andy Rooney.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (IqV8l)

484
A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.

Crazy talk. President Donald Trump could build it for $100 Million, tops.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:27 PM (fWEL6)

485 It ended the way you would expect, no one in that family will ever have a penis.

Alcohol was involved.

At least they won't be able to breed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

486 Meet the new Andy Rooney.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (IqV8l)
---
Same as the old Andy Rooney.

Posted by: Roger Daltry at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (vDqXW)

487 Meet the new Andy Rooney.


I loved him in all those Andy Hardy movies.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

488 Those stupid hicks in flyover country will believe anything! A few Wonder Bread tweets and they'll be eating out of your hand.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeah, the hicks in flyover country are such devoted readers of the NYT.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (9BLnV)

489 I would bet a crisp $100 bill that she no longer controls her account. I'll bet the Times made her turn it over to a trusted staffer who is turning out this saccharine crap.

-
She had to give them her password, DieCrackerDie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (+y/Ru)

490

Meet the new Andy Rooney.


She needs to grow some eyebrows. Which is a mental picture I didn't want before supper.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (HaL55)

491 481 Good heavens, I just read about a bachelor party in Syracuse in which the groom was naked, blindfolded, and the best man tied a bottle rocket to his gentles.

It ended the way you would expect, no one in that family will ever have a penis.

Alcohol was involved.
Posted by: backbeatbaby at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (w7KSn)



No explosive near genitals ever. Not even those snap poppers that snap when you throw them on the ground.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (zRwJ/)

492 wow, if we were krazy konspiracy types, we might even think that Wikipedia coordinates with the Times and won't allow information to be published unless the Times management gives it their go-ahead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (k1TUh)

------------

As Wiki is user edited, I'm sure the NYT had/has someone on staff scrubbing her profile 24/7.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (I16G8)

493 That baby smile one is great.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (lc+47)

494 482 Only 20%?
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM


*****

Yeah. I only read the ones here and confined the Stoopid to these few.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (0tfLf)

495 You know, when I'm feeling down I just flip over to the Hallmark channel and watch a good "girl from the wrong side of the tracks meets Prince Charming and lives happily ever after" flick. It makes me appreciate everything white men have done for us.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (HiLJ1)

496 Like my dad always said.

"It's all bottle rockets and genitals until somebody gets hurt."

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (T71PA)

497 Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees


breitbart.com


Tree humpers are reallz.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)

498 Wiki editors are all hardcore shitlibs. It's well known and not surprising at all.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (4ErVI)

499 How long is this white wash of her Twitter feed will go on until she reverts back to her white male hating?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (lxZ71)

500 3,200-year-old cheese discovered in ancient tomb. Wow!

That's a racist dog whistle if I ever heard one.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (RHEDC)


Now that is interesting. I love cheese, it would be nice to know that it was effective as an indefinite preserving method, like canning.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (/qEW2)

501 Water served in a wine bottle is racist.

It should only be served in a coconut

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (M+Lyo)

502 The face of a child can say a lot, especially the mouth part.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (vDqXW)

503 A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.

Crazy talk. President Donald Trump could build it for $100 Million, tops.

-
And make the Ferengi pay for it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (+y/Ru)

504 Good heavens, I just read about a bachelor party in
Syracuse in which the groom was naked, blindfolded, and the best man
tied a bottle rocket to his gentles.



It ended the way you would expect, no one in that family will ever have a penis.



Alcohol was involved.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (w7KSn)


As recompense, the Best Man shall attend to servicing the Bride no less than five times per fortnight.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (QLvwG)

505 Anybody else think that she's just trolling white people?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (jDF8P)

506 "It's all bottle rockets and genitals until somebody gets hurt."
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (T71PA)

I want to know if the wedding still took place, or if the bride backed out. Damaged goods and all.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (MX7xj)

507 '481 Good heavens, I just read about a bachelor party in Syracuse in which the groom was naked, blindfolded, and the best man tied a bottle rocket to his gentles.'

Do not go gentle into that good night, dick.

Posted by: Dylan Thomas at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (HiLJ1)

508
Update: This might explain a few things.







Ouch.

Even more brutal than watching Ewoks crack open Imperial Stormtroopers' armor to get at the tasty meat inside.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (eXA4G)

509 Those Direct Energy weapons on drones, yes they exist the pictures are easy to find, are like mini death stars.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (Y2VBD)

510 Something is wrong with the 2434 people that loved that ugly glass of water. It looks like a glass you use to rinse your mouth after brushing your teeth.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (hECVl)

511 Hmmmmmm....
Sarah spelled backwards is Haras.
Message???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (0tfLf)

512 You know what Koreans do with cats don't you? Oh wait that's Chinese, dogs was what I meant. Well both actually. Culture is a bitch to break

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (6Ll1u)

513

How long is this white wash of her Twitter feed will go on until she reverts back to her white male hating?


Sounds like it's time for a pool.

I'll put a Tubman on 11 days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (HaL55)

514
Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees

The oaks are just too lofty and they grab up all the sex.

Posted by: The Maples at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (IqV8l)

515 I'd just love to sit and binge watch Friends.

It's just white enough to be funny.

Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (iiixZ)

516 I wonder why she is so angry about not being white.

She's Chinese, FFS! They landed fucking people on the moon like 3000 years ago, invented all the cool stuff like vibrators, particle board and gunpowder, and had their privates tastefully pierced while us stupid round eyes were still grubbing for roots in Central European forests.

People are just strange.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2018 06:33 PM (BfOXk)

517 How long is this white wash of her Twitter feed will go on until she reverts back to her white male hating?



ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:33 PM (yQpMk)

518 Rod's from God and Project Thor.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:33 PM (gmo/4)

519

So, if Sarah Jeong ever has kids, would she be "Ma Jeong?"

Asking for a group of yentas sitting around the pool at The Villages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:33 PM (G4W16)

520 Arthur Sulzberger: So you really want to kill me?

Sarah Jeong: Yes! You filthy white jew male piece of sh*t!

Arthur Sulzberger: You're hired!

We live in surreal times.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:34 PM (/qEW2)

521 "497 Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees"

L-o-o-o-ve is a man-y splin-tered thing...

Posted by: Robert Goulet at August 20, 2018 06:34 PM (HiLJ1)

522 >>Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees



The oaks are just too lofty and they grab up all the sex.





Posted by: The Maples

After a full day hiking in the woods, I like to sidle up to a hot Aspen.

Posted by: EcoFreak WHat Is Teaching Your Kids at August 20, 2018 06:34 PM (r9UYA)

523 Anybody else think that she's just trolling white people?


Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (jDF8P)


Pretty much. She also thinks she's smarter that you are.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (9chmE)

524 She's still mad that Palpatine sold her family out and told Anakin to bust up the Trade Federation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (k1TUh)

525 How long is this white wash of her Twitter feed will go on until she reverts back to her white male hating?
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (lxZ71)

Until Whoa Fat Ass is back in the news with North Korea. Then she can fearlessly release her hatred for White men. He's mostly White, in a yellow, slanty eyed sort of way.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (9BLnV)

526 And yet Ben Shapiro remains more unlikable than she does. At least she is honest with her hatred and doesn't passively aggressively hide it.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (Y2VBD)

527 521 "497 Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees"

L-o-o-o-ve is a man-y splin-tered thing...
Posted by: Robert Goulet at August 20, 2018 06:34 PM (HiLJ1)


Well... hard wood....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (G4W16)

528 we might even think that Wikipedia coordinates with the Times and won't allow information to be published unless...

They don't have to coordinate. SJWism is enough to ensure there is an 'owner' of the article who stays on his guard. And he has. A mention of Jeong was removed because he felt a charge of 'outright racism' was unproven.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (dVAq+)

529 I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't
just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:36 PM (vDqXW)

530 "How long is this white wash of her Twitter feed will go on until she reverts back to her white male hating?


Sounds like it's time for a pool.

I'll put a Tubman on 11 days.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (HaL55)"

-------------

Nah, they'll have her muzzled until after the midterms so she doesn't embarass the Dems.

Posted by: Decaf at August 20, 2018 06:36 PM (KN1xl)

531


L-o-o-o-ve is a man-y splin-tered thing...



"Checkin' fer bees."

- just the punchline...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:36 PM (HaL55)

532 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

533 I thought she is Korean, you know that country tens of thousands of white males died to keep her from the hands of North Koreans.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (lxZ71)

534 Even more brutal than watching Ewoks crack open Imperial Stormtroopers' armor to get at the tasty meat inside.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM


Shell cracking and getting at the tasty meat was discussed at length on the Food Thread Sunday.

Weasel, bluebell, and Lena were contributors.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (ctuyM)

535 And yet Ben Shapiro remains more unlikable than she does.


In fairness, I could never imagine myself porking Ben Shapiro, so it's a low bar.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

536 I think she is an arrested adolescent who has self esteem issues and spouts the vilest things she can for attention. She's mentally ill and should be in an asylum. {Do they still call them asylums?}

Posted by: Locke Common at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (ABxG1)

537 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)


Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (QLvwG)

538 That 'Atlantic horseshoe' picture keeps bugging mel. It's like somebody turned off the water. Ugly place.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (9uM40)

539 537 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)


Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (QLvwG)



Not buying it.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (NLLmE)

540 If that's her boyfriend, report her for bestiality.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (hECVl)

541 "I sa mok em boo di ay
I sa mok em boo

I went to China Town
Way back in old Hong Kong
Took out some egg fu yon
And then I heard a gong

Ling, Ting, Tong, tried to sing that song called
I sa mok em boo di ay, I sa mok em boo".......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (EoRCO)

542 They don't have to coordinate. SJWism is enough to ensure there is an 'owner' of the article who stays on his guard. And he has. A mention of Jeong was removed because he felt a charge of 'outright racism' was unproven.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (dVAq+)

-------------

This must piss Missy Jeong off. She spent years perfecting her racism, and she can't even get credit for it.

Kinda like ISIS and terrorism, I guess.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (I16G8)

543 The FNC "all star panel" might as well be on MSNBC.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (IqV8l)

544 She resents the fact that white people drive cars better than she does.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

545 Asking for a group of yentas sitting around the pool at The Villages.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:33 PM


So that's what you do in the afternoons!

And you told us you always needed to 'rest up' for the Morning Report.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (ctuyM)

546 535 And yet Ben Shapiro remains more unlikable than she does.


In fairness, I could never imagine myself porking Ben Shapiro, so it's a low bar.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

His sister shares his face.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (Y2VBD)

547 WHAT A PRETTY KITTY YOU HAVE SARAH! IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE LETTING HIM LIVE WITH YOU INSTEAD OF EATING HIM FOR DINNER!!! OH MY GOD, SARAH, I'M SO SORRY! I'M SUCH A RACIST! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (jDF8P)

548 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!



How much did a pyramid cost?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

549 Sarah you are going to have to keep whiewashing that fence--for umpty diddle years until your racist stains come out.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (Sda6L)

550 Gah..the experts still don't get it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

551 Kittehs and Puppehs!! All day long!
Especially white ones.

Posted by: The Sarah on High Dosage Ativan at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (qlTN9)

552 Can you say "PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE?"
"

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (9mdqS)

553 lol, times wikipedia page mentions the blair mess and jeong's wikipedia page mentions that the times said they did not approve of her tweets but the times page makes no mention of jeong. guess that is not news that is fit to print.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (MTjB1)

554 I think she is an arrested adolescent who has self
esteem issues and spouts the vilest things she can for attention. She's
mentally ill and should be in an asylum. {Do they still call them
asylums?}


Posted by: Locke Common at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (ABxG1)


I think they are called universities now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (QLvwG)

555 Shell cracking and getting at the tasty meat was discussed at length on the Food Thread Sunday.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (ctuyM)


The food thread was around long enough it became the gun thread and the ONT and then wrapped around and became about food again.

Also a spider almost killed me.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq)

556
*snort* I wonder if the label "banana Americans"
could be used to describe her. Yellow on outside, white on inside. For
Asians who identify as Cauc-Asians.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (/qEW2)


480

Let's create an AoS Portmanteau for this Racist Asian. Rasian.
-----------------

Banana American, or Rasian?


Both are creative and accurate, and in a way that even the SJW's can understand it!




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)

557 537 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?

Shards of Love in My Heart for White Man, oh me so horny, me love you long time!!!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (k1TUh)

558 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Atoms at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (DzFIB)

559 Look at that cat's eyes. They're yuge and black and scream "SHE'S CRAZY!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

560 How many of you are veterans and have seen dog on a stick? In the open market? Cultures vary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (6Ll1u)

561 All cats' eyes seem to me to be saying Soon.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

562 537
There isn't 7 septillion of anything!



Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)


Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?


Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (QLvwG)

Paolo's conquests?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (UsCnO)

563 How much did a pyramid cost?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (yQpMk)



African or European?

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (NLLmE)

564 (532) Ok, 11 septillion then.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (RuIsu)

565 *snort* I wonder if the label "banana Americans"

could be used to describe her. Yellow on outside, white on inside. For

Asians who identify as Cauc-Asians.



Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (/qEW2)



480


Let's create an AoS Portmanteau for this Racist Asian. Rasian.
-----------------

Banana American, or Rasian?


Both are creative and accurate, and in a way that even the SJW's can understand it!






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)

A cauc-asian ate that poor lady and her dog in South Carolina.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (gmo/4)

566 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!




--------------------------------------------


How much did a pyramid cost?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (yQpMk)


A pyramid cost 5 septillion, but it would have cost them 4 to build just one, so they figured, why not.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (9chmE)

567 1. Hall and Oates. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Joan Jett. David Bowie. Hanson. What do these legends have in common? They're all white.



But she hates the hell out of Edgar Winter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (SiINZ)

568 >>>There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)


Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (QLvwG) <<<


Tears of Never Trumpers?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (W6z+Y)

569 A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.

Ok. How did they calculate all of the R and D costs for the Death Star tech we don't currently have?

Or are those add-ons?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (9qZ3S)

570 They they think its Korean viagra

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (6Ll1u)

571

I thought she is Korean, you know that country tens of thousands of white males died to keep her from the hands of North Koreans.


She doesn't care about any of that. She's ungrateful for their sacrifice and also her opportunities here as an American.

She's just what Shuck Fumer and the rest of the Dem/Progs want to replace the rest of us with.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (HaL55)

572 Anybody else think that she's just trolling white people?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (jDF8P)


Well of course. But it also reveals how she really feels. Trolls hate those whom they troll. And this type of trolling is meant as a display of leftist power, rubbing your nose in it. "I can do this, but you can't". It highlights the asymmetry of how leftist social media polices itself.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (/qEW2)

573 waiting for her coverage of south africa seizing white land.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (MTjB1)

574 Rasain in the sun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (IqV8l)

575
* insert crushed asian joke here *

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (LOgQ4)

576 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)


Ha! You got that right! No reptilians, nope!

*flicks forked tongue*

*blinks sideways*

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (y87Qq)

577 560 How many of you are veterans and have seen dog on a stick?

A little K9 sauce makes it all taste great.

Posted by: Barry Soetero, Not a Filthy White Guy at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (HiLJ1)

578 How many of you are veterans and have seen dog on a stick? In the open market? Cultures vary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (6Ll1u)


A Korean marine took son and some buddies for a bite to eat in Seoul. They had no idea what they were eating, although they thought it was okay, and then they heard the dogs crying behind the establishment.

Still angers him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

579 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM

-----

Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM

-----

Not buying it.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM


Pfffft. A septillion is only a trillion trillion. According to Goldman Each, the number of possible routes just to deliver 25 packages by van adds up to around 15 septillion.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (ctuyM)

580 A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.


At that price you have thought they could afford railings on their cat walks over unimaginable depths.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

581 How many of you are veterans and have seen dog on a stick? In the open market? Cultures vary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (6Ll1u)

Well, this one time in this "bar" in Olongapo...

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (gmo/4)

582 How many of you are veterans and have seen dog on a stick? In the open market? Cultures vary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (6Ll1u)


In Germany we had a Burger King truck on post, so yeah, not on a stick.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (9chmE)

583 560> Define "dog."

Sarah's definition of dog is vastly different than yours my friend.

And she eats them all. With a fork.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (iiixZ)

584 Also a spider almost killed me.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq)



A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)

585 A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)


Talk to Weasel. You might want to coordinate or something.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (y87Qq)

586 I think they are called universities now.


Posted by: Count de Monet

Some good quips here!

Posted by: PJ at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (qlTN9)

587 We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (vDqXW)

588 waiting for her coverage of south africa seizing white land.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (MTjB1)


Heading back there in October. Limpopo region, tented safari. Then on to civilized Botswana and end trip at Victoria Falls.

If you don't hear from me at the end of October, have a toast to me please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

589 6. Wal*Mart is underrated. Quality merchandise for very fair prices. The staff is lovely and the clientele? *Incomparable.*

--

This one just broke my Smarmy Meter. It's now laying in pieces all over the floor.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (mQ0Mc)

590 Listening to Levin, he's on a tear against Muller

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (lxZ71)

591
A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.





At that price you have thought they could afford railings on their cat walks over unimaginable depths.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

And defector shields over their exhaust ports.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:46 PM (gmo/4)

592
Well, this one time in this "bar" in Olongapo...
Posted by: Archer


I thought that was monkey meat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:46 PM (IqV8l)

593 A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)



A flock of seagulls made me run.
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:46 PM (SiINZ)

594 But she hates the hell out of Edgar Winter
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Winter is coming.

(just what does that mean? it's from Game of Thrones, isn't it?)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 06:46 PM (S6Pax)

595 * insert crushed asian joke here *

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM


Our specialty. Especially for roadrunners.

Posted by: ACME Anvils at August 20, 2018 06:46 PM (LOgQ4)

596 Racian?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 20, 2018 06:47 PM (W6z+Y)

597 You people stay away from my trees.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 06:47 PM (MVjcR)

598 Still angers him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

I have seen stories pop up on my FB feed about that. It turns my stomach. I can't watch it. I love dogs and knowing what they do to them.. my heart can't take it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:47 PM (dUJdY)

599 waiting for her coverage of south africa seizing white land.



Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (MTjB1)

Heading back there in October. Limpopo region, tented safari. Then on to civilized Botswana and end trip at Victoria Falls.

If you don't hear from me at the end of October, have a toast to me please.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

Please make someone call you 'bwana. Just for me.


Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

600 A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)


Also it's "a herd of bees", I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)

601 Also a spider almost killed me.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM


You told it AtC was an arachnidist, and SarahJeonged it, didn't you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (ctuyM)

602
A flock of seagulls made me run.
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


That gives me an idea!

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (IqV8l)

603 The word snowflake was used often by conservatives in 2016 against liberals very effectively. And kind of beat to death. And then it was often used by liberals against conservatives in a tone-deaf kind of way in 2017 and 2018. Kind of like "Hey I will throw this word back at you, aren't I clever?" Maybe in a thread where no one was triggered or even annoyed.

So to see Jonah Goldberg use that beat-to-death hacked fucking phrase makes me wonder if his books were done by a ghost-writer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (rnAwa)

604 Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
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I know it's been asked before, but why is the left so fucked up about sex?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (//voU)

605 Mrs Jackass bought a pork loin roast. Not exactly sure what the heck that is, but figured I can stick it on the grill.
Any expert moron grill advice? Or does this need to go in a crockpot or oven?
I've got beers and the grill heating up but defer to your aggregate wisdom.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (sXefu)

606 Who was better? Johnny Winter or Edgar Winter? The albino freaks that they were.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (6Ll1u)

607 When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They're very creative.

Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (EoRCO)

608 Also it's "a herd of bees", I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)

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Swarm is the word. Swarm.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (I16G8)

609 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

Please make someone call you 'bwana. Just for me.


Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (gmo/4)




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

610
A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)



Also it's "a herd of bees", I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)
A shoal of beesA murder of beesA pride of beesA pack of beesA bevy of bees

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (gmo/4)

611 Well, this one time in this "bar" in Olongapo...
Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM


Many things happened just "one time" in Po City.

Posted by: Chief MAA at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (ctuyM)

612 I know it's been asked before, but why is the left so fucked up about sex?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (//voU)


"I'm here to be emotionally-damaged f'n goods and to freak out normies and I'm all out of - wait, no, I've got loads of both. Never mind."

That's why.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (y87Qq)

613 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (jDF8P)

614
Avogadro's Number is 6*10^23, or 0.6 septillion.

Two moles of any substance contains over a septillion of those atoms or molecules of that substance.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (8O3HH)

615 A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)



Also it's "a herd of bees", I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)


No no, herd of buffalo, flock of seagulls, and murder of crows. Parliament of owls.

So I'm thinking a funkadelic of bees.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (9chmE)

616
Mrs Jackass bought a pork loin roast. Not exactly sure what the heck that is, but figured I can stick it on the grill.
Any expert moron grill advice? Or does this need to go in a crockpot or oven?
I've got beers and the grill heating up but defer to your aggregate wisdom.


Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (sXefu)


Sear it over direct heat, then, depending on the size, indirect heat for however long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

617 Who was better? Johnny Winter or Edgar Winter? The albino freaks that they were.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (6Ll1u)

Rick Derringer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (EoRCO)

618 A bumble of bees?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (y87Qq)

619 I like the blues, so I pick Johnny

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (6Ll1u)

620 Also it's "a herd of bees", I think.

Swarm.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

621 a brassier of bees.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

622 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

A septillion is 1.0 x 10^24.

We can roughly estimate the number of atoms in the observable universe at 7.1 x 10^79 (see the Friedman equations for the methodology of this estimate).

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (9qZ3S)

623 score the fat rub with either Montreal seasoning or Adobo seasoning. Stick in a ronco rotisserie for 70 minutes. And sing my praises to the gods

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (7PllL)

624 What a bevy of bees was doing mowing the lawn I'll never know.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (NLLmE)

625 Rock and roll hoochie coo

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (6Ll1u)

626 Sarah love you short time..

Posted by: TexasJew at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (cy1lR)

627 Sear it over direct heat, then, depending on the size, indirect heat for however long.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)


Awesome! Thanks!

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (sXefu)

628 Chelsea Handler Defends Al Franken: Groping Is Not Sexual Assault, I've Grabbed Genitals Too

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Too much information, Chels.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)

629 Pork loin is easy peasy on the grill.

Just need a meat thermometer.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (NLLmE)

630 >>>There isn't 7 septillion of anything!<<<

Butterfly kisses along the banks the Danube, schatzi!

Posted by: Literally Hitler at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (CdLX2)

631 Butterflies are racist as fuck.

Posted by: Corona at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (MceDl)

632 And that Brady Bunch! Every blessed one of them was white. Even that lovable gay Dad!
Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (zLDYs)

633 I hope she's not going to eat that poor cat!

Posted by: the Butcher at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (DIosY)

634 Pork loin is easy peasy on the grill.



Just need a meat thermometer.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (NLLmE)


Never grilled one. I've got it searing right now, then will turn down the burners on one side and use indirect heat. I've got a gas grill so that's easy.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 07:00 PM (sXefu)

635 SAD !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:00 PM (58Au8)

636 Modern romance.

https://bit.ly/2BCb3vA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (+y/Ru)

637 Anybody else think that she's just trolling white people?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM

She is posting articles with regularity to bury her previous tweets and bore the hell out of her enemies. One tweet just said, Huh.

Unfortunately for her, even if everyone stops following her tweets, as long as she is at the NYT, every stupid or edgy editorial is going to get a comment or three wondering if Jeong was behind it.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (/+bwe)

638 Shut up you crazy bitch!

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (mvvCm)

639 Know what would be awesome? A Twitter war between Jeong and Trump.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (hI/80)

640 Seems to me that sex with trees would be rape because they can hardly be consenting.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 20, 2018 07:27 PM (hI/80)

641 NIkki Haley getting in on the action...

https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley2024/status/1031217465563348992

Posted by: deadrody at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (jsGbO)

642 A buzz of bees.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

643 NIkki Haley getting in on the action...

https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley2024/status/1031217465563348992
Posted by: deadrody


She is trying to befriend Marco Rubio.

Water. It's good for what ails you!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (S6Pax)

644 So it's a mash-up of Sarah Teasdale (from the old, then funny, Onion) and Stuff White People Like. I don't think NYT is getting their money's worth. They could have a good STEM writer (like, errr .., me!) for half what they pay her.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (mk9aG)

645 Somehow, I knew this involved pussy.

Posted by: Marcus at, White as a cracker at August 20, 2018 08:12 PM (gl2Ev)

646 645
Somehow, I knew this involved pussy.

Posted by: Marcus at, White as a cracker at August 20, 2018 08:12 PM (gl2Ev)

She calls the cat her boyfriend, but I don't think we've determined the sex of the cat. It COULD be a lesbian relationship, or the cat gender-identifies as male.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (gjGvH)

647 >>> That's my take too. She's putting out the most bland crap as a middle finger to anyone who took her to task.

Word.

Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (cHbmY)

648 Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
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The punchlines write themselves.

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Posted by: lace wigs at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (uEbPt)

650 These are real?

So someone is ghost writing her tweets then.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 09:33 PM (8sZIF)

651 Read some comments, then read more of the tweets. I had only read the ones with pics...oops.

After the reading the other 10, if they are real, yea, she's being condescending, patronizing and sarcastic. Like a petulant child.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 09:48 PM (8sZIF)

652 Don't hire the Ching-Chong!! Right?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at August 21, 2018 12:27 AM (HLTe8)

653 Sarah Jeong finds skin-suit that fits. Iowahawk fistbumps sky.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 21, 2018 12:53 AM (2iqhO)

David Horowitz Diagnoses Jonah Goldberg and the NeverTrumpers' Cowardly Positioning

Goldberg attacked Horowitz nastily on Twitter; if you care about that, see the link.

In this new column, Horowitz discusses the NeverTrumpers' focus-grouped ploy of claiming they support Trump's conservative policy actions while still hating him -- some, like Bret Stephens, even admitting they "still wish Hillary Clinton were president" -- due to Trump's character defects.

Funny, they never seem t