FBI's Top Lawyer Thought Hillary Clinton Should Be Prosecuted Over Email Crimes, But Was Talked Out Of It

Comey's defense for his own campaign to free Hillary Clinton from legal consequence was that "no reasonable prosecutor" would press charges for this set of facts.

Well, sure -- I mean, except for the FBI's own top lawyer.

Turns out "A Higher Loyalty" refers to Hillary Clinton.


For most of the past three years, the FBI has tried to portray its top leadership as united behind ex-Director James Comey's decision not to pursue criminal charges against Hillary Clinton for transmitting classified information over her insecure, private email server.

Although in the end that may have been the case, we now are learning that Comey's top lawyer, then-FBI General Counsel James Baker, initially believed Clinton deserved to face criminal charges, but was talked out of it "pretty late in the process."

The revelation is contained in testimony Baker gave to House investigators last year. His testimony has not been publicly released, but I was permitted to review a transcript.

During questioning by Rep. John Ratcliffe (R-Texas), Baker was unequivocal about his early view that Clinton should face criminal charges.

"I have reason to believe that you originally believed it was appropriate to charge Hillary Clinton with regard to violations of law -- various laws, with regard to mishandling of classified information. Is that accurate?" Ratcliffe, a former federal prosecutor, asked Baker.

Baker paused to gain his lawyer's permission to respond, and then answered, "Yes."

He later explained why he came to that conclusion, and how his mind was changed:

"So, I had that belief initially after reviewing, you know, a large binder of her emails that had classified information in them," he said. "And I discussed it internally with a number of different folks, and eventually became persuaded that charging her was not appropriate because we could not establish beyond a reasonable doubt that - -we, the government, could not establish beyond a reasonable doubt that -- she had the intent necessary to violate (the law)."

Ah yes, intent -- something the law does not require to be proven. Something Comey straight-up invented as a Double Secret Probation Element of the Crime only for Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:55 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (qC1Sy)

2 Yes!

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (qC1Sy)

3 By talked out of it, he means his superior decided to go a different route.

Posted by: SH at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (sX1BW)

4 She is not the droid they were looking for.

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (Bdeb0)

5 Trump's failure was not in firing Comey, but in firing him much earlier. And all his direct reports. Publicly.

Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (8erNz)

6 Top 10? WHOOHOO!!

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (APMW0)

7

Posted by: Reasonable Prosecutor at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (t6MX/)

8 Lock Her Up

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (aebvo)

9 Locker her up!
Locker her up!
Locker her up!
Locker her up!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (so+oy)

10 "intent"

What utter bullshit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (Boy/L)

11
There aren't enough lamp posts or surplus Smollett rope.

Rhetorically speaking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (zBaqJ)

12 Were this some 'Joe' from DoD or DHS doing this same exact thing with a classified-carrying server in their basement, OR, sending classified info, he/she would have hung by now. Cowards in FBI leadership are why Clinton wasn't investigated further.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (YkEgi)

13 Names, M@&$*&f$@*@^, I want names.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (77G+m)

14 "No reasonable prosecutor" is the new "No true Scotsman".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (Ct55T)

15 Again with "intent"!

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (BXMxN)

16 I so hope Barr isn't a Swampy, and actually puts that preening asshat in jail.

Posted by: Iblis at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (9221z)

17 Blatantly obvious she should have been but it would have been a huge political nightmare during an election so I can see how they might have been reluctant to do so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (39g3+)

18 By the way, according to leftist logic, this is obstruction of justice.

Posted by: SH at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (sX1BW)

19 If the shoe fits falls off.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (aebvo)

20 NOT firing him much earlier.

Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (8erNz)

21 These people are the scum of the earth.

They need to crushed out of existence.

Because, kiddos, it's us or them. There is no other alternative. They prove that every day.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (APMW0)

22 5 Trump's failure was not in firing Comey, but in firing him much earlier. And all his direct reports. Publicly.
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (8erNz)

And out of a canon.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (yTfbH)

23 I had no intent to put my penis in that unwilling young lady.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (pw+jk)

24 Talked out of it by who?
I wonder

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (37IEG)

25 Yes, I stole that TV but I didn't INTEND to steal that TV. We good now?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

26 Let's not forget that Baker is also a notorious liar. And both Scankles and Comey belong in jail when are they going to be charged?

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (mpXpK)

27 No prosecutor--that I couldn't squeeze--would prosecute.

Scouts honor.

Posted by: James Comey at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (vDqXW)

28 What EVERY prosecutor at every level knows - if you have the evidence, you file the charges, and you let the Jury decide if they believe there was the requisite intent. That is not the Prosecutor's call.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)

29 St. James is unavailable for comment. He's walking on water in the Middle East to raise awareness of Climate Change.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (3sjI6)

30 25 Yes, I stole that TV but I didn't INTEND to steal that TV. We good now?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (RD7QR)


Steve Martin routine about how to be a millionaire and never pay taxes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (zBaqJ)

31 They literally wiped a computer that was under a subpoena.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM (ymnmz)

32 Please run again Hillary. The Democrat civil war would go thermonuclear overnight.

Posted by: Wild -Haired Socialist Man at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM (hLRSq)

33 12 Were this some 'Joe' from DoD or DHS doing this same exact thing with a classified-carrying server in their basement, OR, sending classified info, he/she would have hung by now. Cowards in FBI leadership are why Clinton wasn't investigated further.
Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (YkEgi)

Well... let's face it, it'd probably be an Achmed or a Wen Chiang, not a Joe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM (Ct55T)

34 Not the job of the FBI to determine intent. They are not judge and jury. They had what appeared to be a criminal case, they take the case to court, let the jury decide.

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM (qC1Sy)

35
I have no intent to pay my taxes.

Free as a bird!!!





/ don't try this at home

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (jYje5)

36 She didn't intend to crap herself, either.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

37 The lesson here: Don't be so quick to pounce on the evidence, or to seize the facts.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (0tfLf)

38 Conspiracy to defraud the U.S.?

Mueller? Mueller?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (t6MX/)

39 I can't quite put my finger on it but something never felt right about that investigation.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

40 Please run again Hillary. The Democrat civil war would go thermonuclear overnight.
Posted by: Wild -Haired Socialist Man at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM (hLRSq)
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The Kiss-and-make-up between Sanders and Hillary would be EPIC!

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (vDqXW)

41 32 Please run again Hillary. The Democrat civil war would go thermonuclear overnight.
Posted by: Wild -Haired Socialist Man at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM (hLRSq)

This is the dream.

Bernie vs. Hillary vs. Kamala vs. AOC's stand in.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (yTfbH)

42 The lawyer should be fired immediately. The man caved, then didn't bother to tell anyone until it was far too late. What good is he?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (VWp7G)

43 I'm ON IT!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (9oE3U)

44 On Twitter, the Federalist writer Sean Davis has given Comey the nickname Emo Giraffe. LOL!!

Posted by: jmel at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (OeWgo)

45 >>> I had that belief initially after reviewing, you know, a large binder of her emails that had classified information in them

Binders full of stuff will trip you up every time!!

Posted by: Mittens Romney at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (hvf9s)

46 There was a large binder of emails? Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: arminius256 at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (382aI)

47
Full on Coup. Their punishment will be watching their overseas bank accounts inflate while laying on the beach.

It's good to be irredeemably corrupt.

Posted by: iNIn Vino Veritits at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (UFLLM)

48 Also, Comey was right in this sense: the prosecutor would not prosecute Hillary. No way in hell woudl Obama's justice department prosecute the Democratic Party nominee for president. Ever. His stated reasons were nonsense, but he was accurate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (39g3+)

49 OK. That's Hillary..

But what about the rest of them?? They flat out broke laws of custody of data, destroying evidence, etc. etc...

SOMEONE should be sitting in jail right now!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (so+oy)

50 Intent?!?!?!






The laws she broke do not require intent.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)

51 And out of a canon.

You knew this was coming:

https://youtu.be/4UnC-NWVKrI

Oh, you meant one of these:

https://youtu.be/q5BUwm0uOq0

God forbid:

https://youtu.be/qNGi3mcb7qs

Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (8erNz)

52 24
Talked out of it by who?
I wonder


Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (37IEG)

McCabe is my bet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (t6MX/)

53 I'm ON IT!
Posted by: Sean Hannity at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (9oE3U)
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Who said you get to talk?!

Posted by: Sean Hannity Also at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (vDqXW)

54 >>I can't quite put my finger on it but something never felt right about that investigation.


Let me help...

*Shimmies Off Adult Diaper*

Better?

Posted by: Hillary at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (aebvo)

55 Were this some 'Joe' from DoD or DHS doing this same exact thing with a classified-carrying server in their basement, OR, sending classified info, he/she would have hung by now. Cowards in FBI leadership are why Clinton wasn't investigated further.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (YkEgi)

Really though, they just didn't want to go for a walk in Ft. Macy park...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (8D42x)

56 An honest Media would have hounded Hillary out of the race. By not doing so they made her unprosecutable because she was Inevitable

Meanwhile they make up shit on a daily basis in a failing attempt to hound Trump out of office

Enemy of the people indeed

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (t0DrQ)

57 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (IXZGh)

58 As soon as I heard the now infamous Comey TV address, it confirmed to me my worst suspicions, that the USA has a two tiered justice system, which is the same as no justice system.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (w7KSn)

59 But seriously.

Who's shocked by this?

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (IXZGh)

60 Why hasn't Comey been charged with INTENTIONALLY leaking classified info in order to get the Trump investigation/witch-hunt started?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (4e+hS)

61

John Solomon is a true reporter.

As I said earlier. One man. There was only one man to voice this.

I was reading through the comments earlier today on this story at The Hill. The hate and venom thrown at Solomon is astounding. They are trying to discredit him in any way they can.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (OKeCc)

62 17 Blatantly obvious she should have been but it would have been a huge political nightmare during an election so I can see how they might have been reluctant to do so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (39g3+)
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Charge her before the election or after she's elected? Tough call....

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (qC1Sy)

63 50 SOMEONE should be sitting in jail right now!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (so+oy)

The entire Demoncrat Party should be classified either an Organized Criminal Enterprise or a Terrorist Organization.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (UnA8+)

64 Well... let's face it, it'd probably be an Achmed or a Wen Chiang, not a Joe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM
*************

The are wimps.

Posted by: Boris at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (0tfLf)

65 Must have referenced Scottish Law cuz that always works.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (2LelM)

66 45 LIKE A NIKE SHOE, 2020 WILL BE A BLOWOUT. MITT 2020.

SNEAKER 2020!

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE BASKETBALL SHOE MITT ROMNEY at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (8erNz)

67 Pull some case law, better yet do a Google search and find cases with a similar fact set. Then come back and tell me how many of those cases prove or even mention intent in the charging documents.


I'll be here all day.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:58 PM (/UEI7)

68 A Higher Loyalty could also apply to his wife as she was a huge Hillary supporter and I am sure there would have been Hell to pay had he decided to prosecute.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (hECVl)

69 MUMR leakage @45 or sock?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (t6MX/)

70 49 Also, Comey was right in this sense: the prosecutor would not prosecute Hillary. No way in hell woudl Obama's justice department prosecute the Democratic Party nominee for president. Ever. His stated reasons were nonsense, but he was accurate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:57 PM (39g3+)

He said "no reasonable prosecutor", which is a far wider claim, and very, very, incorrect.

Thanks for playing.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (77G+m)

71 Another big Trump mistake was announcing he was cutting Hillary loose and not pursuing it further.

I really think the Deep State would have been frightened into submission had they seen Hillary be prosecuted.

I don't think she would have actually gone to prison (although she deserved it) but just having to spend 7 figures on a legal defense would have scared many of these people to fall in line.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (UfkIY)

72 I just want to say -

Thank God for the Rank and File at the FBI.

If it wasn't for their tireless efforts, we might never know what we don't know.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (aebvo)

73 The FAB: Give her the benefit of the doubt, bend over backwards, treat as special, never under oath

PDT: GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY, Orange man bad, liar, cheater, mob boss, mentally derranged, crooked, russians, bad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (bim/x)

74 You all are very harsh. James Baker was clearly a racist homophobic betrayer of Hillary Clinton. The virtuous and fair-minded Andrew McCabe, helped by the Uber-intelligent and pillar of honesty, James Comey, were able to talk Mr. Baker out of the errors of his ways.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (db5dt)

75 In Kenya they do things this way. Why is everyone flummoxed?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (2LelM)

76 In all seriousness, there is no reason to continue the FBI in its current form. For that matter, the DoJ could be jettisoned, too. Eliminate the waste, and create new organizations. Let local police cover things until it's ready to go.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (VWp7G)

77 Not the job of the FBI to determine intent. They are not judge and jury. They had what appeared to be a criminal case, they take the case to court, let the jury decide.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman
........

Well, not exactly.. the prosecutors at the DoJ would not bring a case to court unless they thought they could win it.

Any prosecutor anywhere will tell you that.

So.. if they couldn't prove she wasn't just an incompetent, a jury - even a single juror - would give her a pass.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (so+oy)

78 A Higher Loyalty could also apply to his wife as she was a huge Hillary supporter and I am sure there would have been Hell to pay had he decided to prosecute.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (hECVl)
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"A Higher Loyalty" is what all progs have. There may be a proper way to do things, but they have to advance their cause and their party.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (vDqXW)

79 Recall that Comey was put in this position because Lynch got caught on the tarmac with Bubba talking about grandkids and Lynchs quid pro quo SCOTUS appointment

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (t0DrQ)

80 Not the good men of the rank and file!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (9oE3U)

81 Blatantly obvious she should have been but it would have been a huge political nightmare during an election so I can see how they might have been reluctant to do so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (39g3+)


Yeah, either way they were screwed. If he recommended charging her and she lost, he'd be blamed. If he recommended charging her and she won, he'd be dead.

Still, that's what you sign up for when you agree to be the Director of the FBI.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (wCmLp)

82 The ol' Intent Clause in the Constitution. It's right there after the Preamble, "Do you want to see your family again?"

Now how come the idiot GOPe lawyer (and you know he's a lawyer) didn't instantly go, "intent?! What the fuck does that have to do with anything?"

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (9lCXX)

83 In Kenya they do things this way. Why is everyone flummoxed?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (2LelM)
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Must be racism.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 01:01 PM (vDqXW)

84 Blown out Nike Sneaker > Mitt Romney

Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 01:01 PM (hvf9s)

85 74 You all are very harsh. James Baker was clearly a racist homophobic betrayer of Hillary Clinton. The virtuous and fair-minded Andrew McCabe, helped by the Uber-intelligent and pillar of honesty, James Comey, were able to talk Mr. Baker out of the errors of his ways.
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They handle snakes and talk in tongues. Just warning you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 01:01 PM (2LelM)

86 Comey and Rosenstein are both historically Clinton fixers, what did we expect?

Posted by: CN at February 21, 2019 01:01 PM (U7k5w)

87 The conversation went like this:

TL: "I think Mrs. Clinton should be prosecuted."
TL's boss: "You don't like your job, do you?"
TL: "Did I say prosecuted? I meant elected. Damn autocorrect."

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 21, 2019 01:01 PM (81OU+)

88 79
Recall that Comey was put in this position because Lynch got caught on
the tarmac with Bubba talking about grandkids and Lynchs quid pro quo
SCOTUS appointment

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (t0DrQ)

If only they'd appointed a Special Prosecutor.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:01 PM (t6MX/)

89 >>>Yeah, either way they were screwed. If he recommended charging her and she lost, he'd be blamed. If he recommended charging her and she won, he'd be dead.



Then they should have charged after the election.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:01 PM (VWp7G)

90 79 Recall that Comey was put in this position because Lynch got caught on the tarmac with Bubba talking about grandkids and Lynchs quid pro quo SCOTUS appointment
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We desperately need an Anti Lynch Law.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 01:02 PM (2LelM)

91 Baker is purposely conflating "intent" with "conviction".

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 01:02 PM (/UEI7)

92 Recall that Comey was put in this position because Lynch got caught on the tarmac with Bubba talking about grandkids and Lynchs quid pro quo SCOTUS appointment
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (t0DrQ)
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While still knowing that there was no way in hell Lynch/Obama was going to accept a prosecution.

But the next guy, he tries to get on "obstruction"--of course!

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 01:02 PM (vDqXW)

93 2 things:

"Intent" doesn't matter with classified info, everyone knows that and we're AGAIN in that fantasy universe where things like Rosenstein being the one who recommended Comey be fired just seem to be eliminated from world consciousness, BUT the "intent" was to circumvent government record keeping laws, so AT A MINIMUM she was guilty of that.

We're supposed to believe that she had no idea that she was supposed to use govt servers and if so why destroy her devices?

Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (nRWPy)

94 Peter Tork, star of 60s band The Monkees, dead at 77

Man am I getting old

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (bim/x)

95 Off spousal sock

Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (nRWPy)

96

What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1!?1!?!?!?1

HAHAHAHAHAHHA,,, ~cough-cough-cough,, cough-cough~

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (GEhPL)

97 17 Blatantly obvious she should have been but it would have been a huge political nightmare during an election so I can see how they might have been reluctant to do so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (39g3+)

BS. They are corrupt out the ass. Everything the FBI and DOJ did prior to jettisoning the charges invalidates even the claim of impartiality.

Stop making excuses.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (77G+m)

98 The Clintons could get the FBI and AG to stand down on everything ... pay to play with perhaps tens of billions running through various accounts which were not always specifically The Clinton Foundation. Variations on the name were used, which would normally be a major red flag ... and it was, but they had the Clinton veto on any action.


And the foundation is required to have an audit as a matter of course. CF just skipped those ... and Big Players that donated money also are required to be sure they are giving to a legit charity ... they did not do such fiduciary duty. This would normally put many BigMoney players in big trouble ... but it was The Clinton mafia ... running the show in DeepState. (or part of the show, at least)


So many frauds over the years, so many times evidence magically disappeared ... and that is not the only far left foundation/charity plotting our demise. Soros just gave $18B to his ... (yet he demanded he run the show, someone that contested him, saying it was not his money, was kicked out ... foundations are WMDs)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (Cus5s)

99 There is no way in hell this doesn't go all the way to Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (/tuJf)

100 I wish they had dates here for context. They say "pretty late in the process."

But, Comey circulated a memo early in the investigation to other top brass, that was a draft of his "no reasonable prosecutor" argument on cutting her loose.

If it was after that, Baker must have missed that memo completely, or he's bullshitting to make himself look better - "I really wanted to go after her, but I was talked out of it at the last minute. Dang! Shoulda gone with my gut! Oh, well..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (AzW6q)

101 Rush covering this now.

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (ykq7q)

102 "Another big Trump mistake was announcing he was cutting Hillary loose and not pursuing it further."

The problem would have been finding someone to pursue it. Now, after all of the Russia! nonsense actually exposed the slime, you might have a chance of finding someone willing to dig in.

And kind of fortuitous that all of this stuff is coming to light as the 2020 election cycle begins.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Enhance Your Mood with Brown-Colored Glasses 40% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (hLRSq)

103 Blatantly obvious she should have been but it would have been a huge
political nightmare during an election so I can see how they might have
been reluctant to do so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (39g3+)




When I was in the military one of the traits I was rated on was Moral Courage. Basically, doing the right thing even when it was hard.

Comey fails that trait galactically. And then has the nerve to crow about it as a higher loyalty. What a twisted fuck.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 21, 2019 01:04 PM (vFUiw)

104 He said "no reasonable prosecutor", which is a far wider claim, and very, very, incorrect.

Exactly: his reasons stated were false, but he was right that there's no way she'd be prosecuted by the Obama administration. Never was gonna happen, no matter what the evidence was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 01:04 PM (39g3+)

105 >>There is no way in hell this doesn't go all the way to Obama.


Well, at least to Valerie Jarret.

I don't know how much she actually told Obama.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 01:04 PM (aebvo)

106 47: I agree. Unless we finally have a real AG in Barr (color me skeptical)

Posted by: CN at February 21, 2019 01:04 PM (U7k5w)

107 At this point shouldn't the discussion be about whether we can ever trust the FBI? Dittos CIA and anyone who formerly worked for Obama or Clinton?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 01:04 PM (2LelM)

108 92
Recall that Comey was put in this position because Lynch got caught on
the tarmac with Bubba talking about grandkids and Lynchs quid pro quo
SCOTUS appointment

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (t0DrQ)


UGH...Literally the spouse of a target of investigation who had a secret server that had been wiped by bleach bit, in a secret meeting the the AG overseeing the investigation.




Yeah...no intent. Just funny luck that meeting.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 01:05 PM (ymnmz)

109 Way to go, GENERAL COUNSEL! Profile in courage you are...

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 01:05 PM (cF8AT)

110 Is leaking this maybe a warning to Hillary to not even think about
running again, and even more so, free up some cash to the Dem who gets
the nomination?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 01:05 PM (2fwWU)

111 Comey fails that trait galactically. And then has the nerve to crow about it as a higher loyalty. What a twisted fuck.

I agree, they had a choice between political expediency and justice, and chose poorly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 01:05 PM (39g3+)

112 I am sure everyone is sick of the Jussie news, sorry to pull it over from the last thread. But I am watching the full Chicago presser now, and loving it. "These things take time, this isn't TV." Love these CPD spokespeople.

He paid them with a CHECK, which is of course traceable?? Are you friggin' kidding me?! I could have pulled off a better hoax crime than he did, and I am a naive white girl in flyoverville.

Also who knew people still used checks.

Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 01:05 PM (hvf9s)

113 BS. They are corrupt out the ass. Everything the FBI
and DOJ did prior to jettisoning the charges invalidates even the claim
of impartiality.



Stop making excuses.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (77G+m)

Yeah, it was a sham "investigation" intended to deceive the public that she had been legitimately cleared of wrongdoing. Evidence shows that they decided early to no investigate and pursue a conviction, and they were just going through the motions for the cameras.

Higher loyalty my ass. Hang him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:05 PM (t6MX/)

114 Yeah, I think Obama spent 8 years contemplating "who we are" and Michelle's dick.

Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2019 01:05 PM (nRWPy)

115 104 He said "no reasonable prosecutor", which is a far wider claim, and very, very, incorrect.

Exactly: his reasons stated were false, but he was right that there's no way she'd be prosecuted by the Obama administration. Never was gonna happen, no matter what the evidence was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 01:04 PM (39g3+)

What fantasy planet are you living on?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 21, 2019 01:05 PM (77G+m)

116 Both clintons are crimminals there is no justice untill they go to prison. It will never happen.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at February 21, 2019 01:06 PM (0OmEj)

117 The thing about intent - Hillary Clinton didn't just randomly have a separate server.

She did it puposely.

Carville gave her real reason TV, he said that who wanted Louis Gohmert rooting around in their email.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 01:06 PM (9VeU0)

118 Peter Tork, star of 60s band The Monkees, dead at 77

Man am I getting old
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (bim/x)


He finally caught the last train to Clarksville......

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 01:06 PM (IXZGh)

119 At this point shouldn't the discussion be about
whether we can ever trust the FBI? Dittos CIA and anyone who formerly
worked for Obama or Clinton?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 01:04 PM (2LelM)


Exactly! And until they are purged the answer remains No!

Posted by: LGoPs at February 21, 2019 01:06 PM (vFUiw)

120 He paid them with a CHECK, which is of course
traceable?? Are you friggin' kidding me?! I could have pulled off a
better hoax crime than he did, and I am a naive white girl in
flyoverville.



Also who knew people still used checks.





Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 01:05 PM (hvf9s)

Which invokes federal wire fraud charges, too. Show me the man, and I will show you the crime. It's in Alinsky's book.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:06 PM (t6MX/)

121 When I was in the military one of the traits I was rated on was Moral Courage. Basically, doing the right thing even when it was hard.

Comey fails that trait galactically. And then has the nerve to crow about it as a higher loyalty. What a twisted fuck.
--------------------
When I was in the military the rule was always it doesn't matter who is responsible some Lieutenant will burn. Seems Comey learned the lesson the hard way.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (2LelM)

122 Weird, Rush following Ace posts again... Talking about this now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (OKeCc)

123 Baker: "I want to prosecute Hillary Clinton.'
Comey: "If you forget about it, we're prepared to give you free coffee for life and..."
Baker: "I'll take it!"

Posted by: Jackie Stiles, Esq. at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (/4bOy)

124 99 There is no way in hell this doesn't go all the way to Obama.

I didn't get a paper that day.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (9lCXX)

125 Well, at least to Valerie Jarret.

I don't know how much she actually told Obama.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 01:04 PM (aebvo)


I think she knew he wasn't the brightest knife in the closet and kept all this shit to herself. SHE was more President than Owebama was. He was a figurehead.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (IXZGh)

126 104: What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Sleepy Reasonable Prosecutor from Alabama at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (U7k5w)

127 I guess he thought a check was better than VENMO. Oh, and take Lyft to your crime. That's a smart move.

Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (nRWPy)

128 84 Blown out Nike Sneaker > Mitt Romney
Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 01:01 PM (hvf9s)

Hey, Nike just wants their shoes to be as reliable as their spokesman, Colon Krapperdick.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (UnA8+)

129 >>>At this point shouldn't the discussion be about
whether we can ever trust the FBI? Dittos CIA and anyone who formerly worked for Obama or Clinton?


An agent came into our building the other day and my sergeant snarked, "Wow, you guys' record is pretty awesome these last two years." The look on his face was worth it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (bkUtD)

130 So what is stopping them from prosecuting now? I doubt the statute of limitations is a problem

The problem is when they start prosecuting one, the entire stack of dominoes is going to fall and there will be nobody left in government.

Posted by: Drc at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (vbaSG)

131
Exactly! And until they are purged the answer remains No!
----------------------------
Purging won't work. Taking away their toys and privilege will. Pretty sure some of those FBI agents could do well as deputy in Mayberry.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (2LelM)

132
I'm still baffled by this MGTOW stuff.

Is it like today's version of The He-Man's Woman Haters Club?

Is it a vow of celibacy??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (jhhWp)

133 Dude is jumping up and down and saying look at me look at me.

Misdirection if you ask me. There was no debate about whether they were going to charge her or not. The debate was how are we going to cover up this gigantic mess. Do a walk away press conference, or bring charges and then drop them in a sort of plea agreement that I won't do anything like that again . . .

This baker dude wasn't chanting LOCK HER UP at staff meetings.

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (MzKAN)

134 122 Weird, Rush following Ace posts again... Talking about this now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (OKeCc)

Hi Snerdly!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (yTfbH)

135 Well, at least to Valerie Jarret.

I don't know how much she actually told Obama.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 01:04 PM (aebvo)

You try talking to him when he's filling out his NCAA final 4 brackets.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (cF8AT)

136 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:06 PM (t6MX/)

I'm wondering what kind of deal the brothers got.

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (ykq7q)

137 If the President - the sole elected executive officer - persuades his AG to not prosecute someone, its obstruction of justice.

If the FBI - an unelected subordinate - persuades his top lawyer to not recommend prosecution, its nothing?

Posted by: SH at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (sX1BW)

138 The problem is when they start prosecuting one, the
entire stack of dominoes is going to fall and there will be nobody left
in government.

Posted by: Drc at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (vbaSG)

Yeah, FAB ain't going down alone. She would take Bronco with her.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (t6MX/)

139 130: And who has a problem with this? We can just drag in more workers from flyovervilles

Posted by: CN at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (U7k5w)

140 There is no way in hell this doesn't go all the way to Obama.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (/tuJf)



no kidding
remember he had a very tight small group

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (OKeCc)

141 129 >>>At this point shouldn't the discussion be about
whether we can ever trust the FBI? Dittos CIA and anyone who formerly worked for Obama or Clinton?


An agent came into our building the other day and my sergeant snarked, "Wow, you guys' record is pretty awesome these last two years." The look on his face was worth it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (bkUtD)

So much for the "rank and file" business, then?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (77G+m)

142 We could NOT prosecute Hillary because she might LOSE! In much the same way we HAD to prosecute Donald because he might WIN!

Our professional integrity demanded it!

Posted by: JB1000 at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (jSar8)

143 The problem is when they start prosecuting one, the entire stack of dominoes is going to fall and there will be nobody left in government.
Posted by: Drc

>You say that as if that was the worst case scenario...

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (HqMif)

144 "I suspect she didn't want Louie Gohmert riffling through her emails, which seems to me to be a kind of reasonable position for someone to take," Carville said, referring to the Texas Republican congressman.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (9VeU0)

145 137 If the President - the sole elected executive officer - persuades his AG to not prosecute someone, its obstruction of justice.

If the FBI - an unelected subordinate - persuades his top lawyer to not recommend prosecution, its nothing?
Posted by: SH at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (sX1BW)

Yes.

Well, depending on the parties.

But yes.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #19 at February 21, 2019 01:09 PM (yTfbH)

146 >>>The problem is when they start prosecuting one, the
entire stack of dominoes is going to fall and there will be nobody left in government.


I fail to see the problem.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:10 PM (bkUtD)

147 The decision of whether to prosecute Hillary or not did not lie with the FBI. That was the AG's call.

If Comey sincerely cared about the public reputation of the FBI, he would have refused to give that no-reasonable-prosecutor speech. That was a POLITICAL call and should have been delivered by Lynch.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 21, 2019 01:10 PM (Rxduq)

148 When I was in the military one of the traits I was rated on was Moral Courage. Basically, doing the right thing even when it was hard.

Comey fails that trait galactically. And then has the nerve to crow about it as a higher loyalty. What a twisted fuck.

*************

This.
When placed in a apposition of Public Trust, you do the right thing. Period.
Those who fail at this simple task should be removed.
And America is watching. They think we are dumb about this, but we are not.
We are watching.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 01:10 PM (0tfLf)

149 At this point shouldn't the discussion be about whether we can ever trust the FBI? Dittos CIA and anyone who formerly worked for Obama or Clinton?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 01:04 PM (2LelM)
---
I have said that if Trump doesn't get re-elected in 2020, and the Dems start with the Green New Deal and prosecuting parents who refuse to put their pre-teens on puberty-blockers the first time their kid expresses "I don't like trucks" or "I don't like dolls", there is a *significant* section of patriotic Americans that will never have faith in the occupying regime again.

They have lost us. I will scoff at their Pollyanna news propaganda until the day I die.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 01:10 PM (vDqXW)

150 132
I'm still baffled by this MGTOW stuff.

Is it like today's version of The He-Man's Woman Haters Club?

Is it a vow of celibacy??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (jhhWp)

I think it's more a resigned acknowledgement of celibacy than an actual vow.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

151 BUT the "intent" was to circumvent government record keeping laws

.................

laws? or Department policy?

Just by virtue of having her own private server, she did not necessarily break laws... policy, yes.

Did she break the Federal Records act? She, personally, probably did not, but others did, by not preserving all records. I bet she shielded herself enough so as to have plausible deniability. "Wiped it? Like with a cloth?"

So, I think she could have skated, but someone under her should be in jail.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 01:10 PM (so+oy)

152 >>> Hey, Nike just wants their shoes to be as reliable as their spokesman, Colon Krapperdick. Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (UnA8+)

Burn!!

Do they have to do a shoe recall now? Please say yes.

Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (hvf9s)

153 Peter Tork, star of 60s band The Monkees, dead at 77


I think Tork was the most real musician in the Monkees, but they all got the idea that they were a real band.

As a result, producer Don Kirshner made his next band the Archies literal cartoon characters so they couldn't claim any independence.

That said, "Sugar Sugar" is a catchy song.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (fuK7c)

154 What fantasy planet are you living on?

...do you somehow think that the Obama administration was going to ever prosecute Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Party's nomination for president? Are you of the opinion that this was ever going to take place, and if so would you like to buy a bridge?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (39g3+)

155

The Dibert guy just said it's a Trainwreck coming our way -- the partial release of the Mueller witchhunt report.

Dibert guy says its make everything worse (for the nation) by doing this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (jhhWp)

156 >>>So much for the "rank and file" business, then?



That's for the media types. Most of the agents I worked with are okay, but they look down on local law enforcement. F them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (bkUtD)

157 Ace agreed that Rush saying what he was saying a couple days ago re Smollet and race war was BEFORE he posted the thread.

Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (nRWPy)

158 talked out of it=not interested in taking the room temperature challenge and losing

Posted by: sound awake at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (wYb2i)

159 132


I'm still baffled by this MGTOW stuff.



Is it like today's version of The He-Man's Woman Haters Club?



Is it a vow of celibacy??





Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (jhhWp)


More a vow of not getting married to women who boff around till they are 35 and then want to get married and saddle you with their loin spwans cause tick tock.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (ymnmz)

160 Is it a vow of celibacy??





Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (jhhWp)

Not so much as it is a "We are men. Take us or leave us."
Of course some take it into the realm of HeMan Women Hater's Club.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (t6MX/)

161 Comey checked with his beach friends.

Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (gmo/4)

162 I remember when people called Comey a straight shooter.

Feels like forever ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (XSSCs)

163 >>no kidding
remember he had a very tight small group

Brennan was putting the Russia investigation crap into the PDB. No way he didn't know about this too.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (/tuJf)

164 >>>Dibert guy says its make everything worse (for the nation) by doing this.



Can it really get any worse?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (bkUtD)

165 Let's not forget that Baker is also a notorious liar. And both Scankles and Comey belong in jail when are they going to be charged?

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (mpXpK)


Baker is the poster boy for Deep State.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (Z4rgH)

166
At this point shouldn't the discussion be about whether we can ever trust the FBI? Dittos CIA and anyone who formerly worked for Obama or Clinton?

I think the first discussion needs to be about the FISA Court.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (TAmPV)

167 There is no way in hell this doesn't go all the way to Obama.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (/tuJf)

Absolutely. And as it should. POTUS would always be involved in the decision to investigate and/or bring charges against either a former first lady, a former secretary of state, or a likely nominee for one of the two political parties. In this case, you had someone who was all 3.

Posted by: SH at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (sX1BW)

168 The current FBI is different from the Tony Soprano group ....how?


Posted by: Voter theater. at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (+D+eS)

169 The problem is when they start prosecuting one, the

entire stack of dominoes is going to fall and there will be nobody left

in government.



Posted by: Drc at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM


Not seeing a problem with that. Nope.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (p+Wdc)

170 >>Most of the agents I worked with are okay, but they look down on local law enforcement. F them.


We rent a building to them, too.

You can cut the Hubris with a knife in that office.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 01:13 PM (aebvo)

171 154 What fantasy planet are you living on?

...do you somehow think that the Obama administration was going to ever prosecute Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Party's nomination for president? Are you of the opinion that this was ever going to take place, and if so would you like to buy a bridge?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (39g3+)

What is like, splitting atoms with the power of your mind?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 21, 2019 01:13 PM (77G+m)

172 164 >>>Dibert guy says its make everything worse (for the nation) by doing this.



Can it really get any worse?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (bkUtD)

===========

It can always get worse.

May I introduce you to former jewel of South America, Venezuela?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 01:13 PM (XSSCs)

173 162 I remember when people called Comey a straight shooter.

Feels like forever ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (XSSCs)

"rock star"

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 21, 2019 01:13 PM (77G+m)

174 138 The problem is when they start prosecuting one, the
entire stack of dominoes is going to fall and there will be nobody left in government.


This word 'problem'... it does not mean what you think it means.

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2019 01:13 PM (9lCXX)

175 149 I have said that if Trump doesn't get re-elected in 2020, and the Dems start with the Green New Deal and prosecuting parents who refuse to put their pre-teens on puberty-blockers the first time their kid expresses "I don't like trucks" or "I don't like dolls", there is a *significant* section of patriotic Americans that will never have faith in the occupying regime again.

They have lost us. I will scoff at their Pollyanna news propaganda until the day I die.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 01:10 PM (vDqXW)

By then, the Demoncrats will have enough power that they really won't care if they've "lost us" or not.

They'll be too busy loading us onto the trains.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 01:14 PM (UnA8+)

176 Most of the agents I worked with are okay, but they look down on local law enforcement. F them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (bkUtD)


They willingly took the side of the State, particularly the Fed, over the Citizenry. "OKAY" is being pretty damn generous.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 21, 2019 01:14 PM (92ruB)

177 I want my fine money back. It wasn't my intent to speed through that school zone.

Posted by: abbynormal at February 21, 2019 01:14 PM (h5Lyp)

178 The current FBI is different from the Tony Soprano group ....how?

------

Far more criminal. And far more destructive to society.

Putting the Italian Mafia in charge of the DoJ/FBI would be a marked improvement.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 01:14 PM (AzW6q)

179 The Dibert guy just said it's a Trainwreck coming our way -- the partial release of the Mueller witchhunt report.

Dibert guy says its make everything worse (for the nation) by doing this.

------------

The trainwreck started a long time ago.

Posted by: SH at February 21, 2019 01:14 PM (sX1BW)

180 164 >>>Dibert guy says its make everything worse (for the nation) by doing this.



Can it really get any worse?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (bkUtD)

These days? It's DESTINED to get worse. It's historical Calvinism these days.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

181 There is no way in hell this doesn't go all the way to Obama.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (/tuJf)


no kidding
remember he had a very tight small group
==========
remember the meeting "do it by the book" which Rice documented after the fact, on her last day at a whitehouse computer.

not suspicious at all. . .

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 01:14 PM (9QAE6)

182 178 The current FBI is different from the Tony Soprano group ....how?

------

Far more criminal. And far more destructive to society.

Putting the Italian Mafia in charge of the DoJ/FBI would be a marked improvement.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 01:14 PM (AzW6q)

==========

I feel like Soprano running the FBI would lead to a libertarian paradise somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 01:15 PM (XSSCs)

183 From the day that you're born
Til you ride in the hearse,
things are never so bad
that they can't get worse

Posted by: Snoreregard at February 21, 2019 01:15 PM (U7k5w)

184 I work for the fed govt and this is BULLSHIT. If I used a private email server to conduct official govt business, never mind the classification issue, my ass would be in jail. UGH.

This is actually why I voted for Trump. Was torn between voting for him and not voting for Pres at all (I thought he was just another big govt statist. I was wrong), but ultimately, the email thing made me vote as against Hillary as I could.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 21, 2019 01:15 PM (8WPaH)

185 I still remember watching that clown Comey on TV that day - laying out a case for guilt and then basically saying, nah, just elfin with you people. That's how you got and get more Trump

Posted by: rammajamma at February 21, 2019 01:15 PM (AjNMO)

186 >>They'll be too busy loading us onto the trains.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 01:14 PM (UnA8+)

"The gaying is for your own good. Please form an orderly line. The gaying is for your own good. Please form..."

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 01:15 PM (Bdeb0)

187 174 138 The problem is when they start prosecuting one, the
entire stack of dominoes is going to fall and there will be nobody left in government.

This word 'problem'... it does not mean what you think it means.
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2019 01:13 PM (9lCXX)

The Hollywood Method.

Oh, you want to be part of the in-group? Better take those drugs, better rape those kids.

Can't have you in this business if you've got clean hands. It's the only way to be sure you won't rat everyone else out.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 01:15 PM (UnA8+)

188 Brennan was putting the Russia investigation crap into the PDB. No way he didn't know about this too.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 01:12 PM (/tuJf)


I'm of the opinion Brennan was running the whole thing and using Comey, who really does not seem all that smart, as the cutout/fallguy.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (kUmUV)

189 In all seriousness, there is no reason to continue the FBI in its current form. For that matter, the DoJ could be jettisoned, too. Eliminate the waste, and create new organizations. Let local police cover things until it's ready to go.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 01:00 PM (VWp7G)


This is Ground Zero of the deep state and needs to be eliminated. The DOJ is not in the Constitution so fuck that department in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (y7DUB)

190 "The problem is when they start prosecuting one, the
entire stack of dominoes is going to fall and there will be nobody left in government. "

Which confirms that the whole thing is an ongoing criminal enterprise.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (w7KSn)

191 FBI costs us $8.7B a year in FY18 dollars. That would probably build a wall across Texas border with Mexico. Guess what, the lifecycle costs of a wall are really small. In four years of no FBI we could have the California, Arizona and New Mexico border sealed and we could get back to selecting our Presidents instead of the G-Men getting involved. Win, Win, Win and Win.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (2LelM)

192 No, there actually are government record keeping LAWS, passed by congress.

Any govt email you get will have an smime attachment that records the email, BY LAW.

Everyone is briefed on this, everyone knows it.

Classification brings it to a whole new level since you can't attach classified material outside a secure system or even see it from a not secure machine.

Those classified documents had to be scanned in or created on her server, she couldn't even email them to herself.

Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (nRWPy)

193 This clown never needed to be talked out of it. He just wanted it on the record.

Posted by: Pep at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (MKPe8)

194 105 >>There is no way in hell this doesn't go all the way to Obama.


I've always thought that the dossier and the Russia crap were all put in place for the purpose of prosecuting Trump after he lost to Hillary. Bammy was POed for Trump questioning his birthplace. They were gonna try and put Trump in jail or at least make him spend a lot of money and ruin his name. Had he not won the election, his defenders would be few.
Now it's just of matter of damaging him. They know the only way to get Trump out is to defeat him in 2020.

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (RZ6R1)

195 With great power comes great responsibility.

Burn it all down. Fuck them all.

Trump was the instrument to fuck ME over.

Did I mention fuck them?

Posted by: nip at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (DfGpI)

196 From the day that you're born

Til you ride in the hearse,

things are never so bad

that they can't get worse

Posted by: Snoreregard at February 21, 2019 01:15 PM


Burma Shave!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (p+Wdc)

197 The transcript should have then showed the Radcliffe follow up question .

"And what law school did you go to that told you intent was required for this crime? '

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 01:17 PM (2DOZq)

198 190
"The problem is when they start prosecuting one, the

entire stack of dominoes is going to fall and there will be nobody left in government. "



Which confirms that the whole thing is an ongoing criminal enterprise.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (w7KSn)


So yeah, leave the crooks in charge cause they are doing such a bang up job of managing the country.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 01:17 PM (ymnmz)

199 I have said that if Trump doesn't get re-elected in 2020, and the Dems start with the Green New Deal and prosecuting parents who refuse to put their pre-teens on puberty-blockers the first time their kid expresses "I don't like trucks" or "I don't like dolls", there is a *significant* section of patriotic Americans that will never have faith in the occupying regime again.
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They mean to change reality itself. If you don't play along, you will suffer the consequences.

Donald Trump is the last best hope of mankind.

May God help us all.

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 01:17 PM (d451d)

200 151---So, I think she could have skated, but someone under her should be in jail.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 01:10 PM (so+oy)
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Yep --- but prosecuting her minions would reflect poorly on her. So they destroyed as much evidence as they could and handed out unconditional immunity to everyone involved.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 21, 2019 01:17 PM (Rxduq)

201 194 105 >>There is no way in hell this doesn't go all the way to Obama.


I've always thought that the dossier and the Russia crap were all put in place for the purpose of prosecuting Trump after he lost to Hillary. Bammy was POed for Trump questioning his birthplace. They were gonna try and put Trump in jail or at least make him spend a lot of money and ruin his name. Had he not won the election, his defenders would be few.
Now it's just of matter of damaging him. They know the only way to get Trump out is to defeat him in 2020.
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (RZ6R1)

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Obama ran such a clean administration, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 01:17 PM (XSSCs)

202 175: I see this as a possibility. IIRC donks were spouting support for jailtime for climate change deniers quite a short time ago

Posted by: CN at February 21, 2019 01:17 PM (U7k5w)

203 The Dibert guy just said it's a Trainwreck coming our way -- the partial release of the Mueller witchhunt report.

Dibert guy says its make everything worse (for the nation) by doing this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (jhhWp)

In what way? Bad for Trump? or Good for Trump thus a lefty freakout?...more freakout?

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 01:17 PM (cF8AT)

204 I had no intention of exterminating ze jooos


niemals!

Posted by: A. Hitler, failed artist at February 21, 2019 01:18 PM (9HuGt)

205 I'm of the opinion Brennan was running the whole
thing and using Comey, who really does not seem all that smart, as the
cutout/fallguy.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (kUmUV)

Hmm. Higher loyalty? I think you are on to something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:18 PM (t6MX/)

206 >>Obama ran such a clean administration, though.


Totally Transparent.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 01:18 PM (aebvo)

207 203 The Dibert guy just said it's a Trainwreck coming our way -- the partial release of the Mueller witchhunt report.

Dibert guy says its make everything worse (for the nation) by doing this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 01:11 PM (jhhWp)

In what way? Bad for Trump? or Good for Trump thus a lefty freakout?...more freakout?
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 01:17 PM (cF8AT)

Apparently the Left has discovered the fountain of freakout and have an inexhaustible supply now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 01:18 PM (RD7QR)

208 204 I had no intention of exterminating ze jooos


niemals!
Posted by: A. Hitler, failed artist at February 21, 2019 01:18 PM (9HuGt)

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Your technique for painting an apartment (two coats!) was legendary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 01:18 PM (XSSCs)

209 >>Obama ran such a clean administration, though.


Not a hint of African Dialect, either!

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 21, 2019 01:18 PM (aebvo)

210 What is like, splitting atoms with the power of your mind?

I'm really not sure what your problem is, so I'm gonna leave you a snickers bar and walk away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 01:18 PM (39g3+)

211 202
175: I see this as a possibility. IIRC donks were spouting support for
jailtime for climate change deniers quite a short time ago

Posted by: CN at February 21, 2019 01:17 PM (U7k5w)

Don't think they have given up on that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:19 PM (t6MX/)

212 I work for the fed govt and this is BULLSHIT. If I used a private email server to conduct official govt business, never mind the classification issue, my ass would be in jail. UGH.

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I'm in and always have been in the private sector.

I have used private email for business precisely once - when the network card on my laptop broke, and I had to use a personal machine to email, and it could not access my work webmail for some damn reason.

Even then, I got express written permission to route my stuff through personal email that day.

This behavior is not normal for anyone, in any sector, and I don't even handle particularly sensitive info.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 01:19 PM (AzW6q)

213 Comey, who really does not seem all that smart,

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Agreed.

Posted by: SH at February 21, 2019 01:19 PM (sX1BW)

214 Ah yes, the ol' "I didn't mean to break the law" defense. Works every time. If you happen to be a famous, democrat, former high-placed government official.

For everybody else not so much.

Posted by: H.R. Cuckinstuff at February 21, 2019 01:19 PM (BvNzB)

215 191 FBI costs us $8.7B a year in FY18 dollars. That would probably build a wall across Texas border with Mexico. Guess what, the lifecycle costs of a wall are really small. In four years of no FBI we could have the California, Arizona and New Mexico border sealed and we could get back to selecting our Presidents instead of the G-Men getting involved. Win, Win, Win and Win.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (2LelM)

cut jib noodletter

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 01:19 PM (BJlbN)

216 There is no way in hell this doesn't go all the way to Obama.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 01:03 PM (/tuJf)


Are you trying to make Martha Raddatz have a facelift blowout on national television?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2019 01:19 PM (y7DUB)

217 >>I'm of the opinion Brennan was running the whole thing and using Comey, who really does not seem all that smart, as the cutout/fallguy.

Brennan was definitely running the counter op on Trump. There was a reason he went after Trump so hard and Trump pulled his security clearance and it wasn't because Trump has thin skin.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 01:19 PM (/tuJf)

218 210 What is like, splitting atoms with the power of your mind?

I'm really not sure what your problem is, so I'm gonna leave you a snickers bar and walk away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 01:18 PM (39g3+)

Wonderful. Have a blessed day.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 21, 2019 01:19 PM (77G+m)

219 The FBI culture promoted to the very highest career rank a guy and his posse who think THEY decide who is fit to be President and who feel perfectly sure that they are empowered to bring down an elected President with phony 'evidence' and other conspiratorial actions.

Heard or seen any meaningful condemnation or storing corrective measures from the FBI --the Wray FBI?

The FBI got caught, sorta, this time. .
They will do it again, better.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 21, 2019 01:20 PM (+D+eS)

220 206: I know that because Tapper told me so, so how could I prosecute a political rival solely to eliminate competition, why that would have been Unamerican!

Posted by: Snoreregard at February 21, 2019 01:20 PM (U7k5w)

221 It can always get worse.
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I plan on having this chiseled into my Tombstone.

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 01:20 PM (Im4/u)

222 201 194 105 >>There is no way in hell this doesn't go all the way to Obama.


I've always thought that the dossier and the Russia crap were all put in place for the purpose of prosecuting Trump after he lost to Hillary. Bammy was POed for Trump questioning his birthplace. They were gonna try and put Trump in jail or at least make him spend a lot of money and ruin his name. Had he not won the election, his defenders would be few.
Now it's just of matter of damaging him. They know the only way to get Trump out is to defeat him in 2020.
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 01:16 PM (RZ6R1)
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I share your opinion. Remember, Obama had to get the WH Correspondents Dinner to do his dirty work cuz he is a ginormus pussy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 01:20 PM (2LelM)

223 I'm of the opinion Brennan was running the whole thing and using Comey, who really does not seem all that smart, as the cutout/fallguy. Posted by: moon_over_vermont

That's not possible because there are laws against that.

Posted by: Jackie Stiles, Esq. at February 21, 2019 01:20 PM (/4bOy)

224 I'm of the opinion Brennan was running the whole
thing and using Comey, who really does not seem all that smart, as the
cutout/fallguy.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont


If you are in a poker game and can't figure out who the mark is....

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 01:20 PM (Y5LDn)

225 217 >>I'm of the opinion Brennan was running the whole thing and using Comey, who really does not seem all that smart, as the cutout/fallguy.

Brennan was definitely running the counter op on Trump. There was a reason he went after Trump so hard and Trump pulled his security clearance and it wasn't because Trump has thin skin.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 01:19 PM (/tuJf)

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Wait...are you saying that CNN misled me?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 01:20 PM (XSSCs)

226 ''The current FBI is different from the Tony Soprano group ....how? ''

Tony, Silvio and Paulie would take care of business for sure. Bada bing, bada boom.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 01:20 PM (jm1YL)

227 The problem would have been finding someone to pursue it. Now, after all of the Russia! nonsense actually exposed the slime, you might have a chance of finding someone willing to dig in.

And kind of fortuitous that all of this stuff is coming to light as the 2020 election cycle begins.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

__________

That should have been the first clue they needed a different AG than Sleepy Sessions.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2019 01:20 PM (UfkIY)

228 >>Wait...are you saying that CNN misled me?

Are you sitting down?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 01:21 PM (/tuJf)

229 So what is stopping them from prosecuting now? I doubt the statute of limitations is a problem

The problem is when they start prosecuting one, the entire stack of dominoes is going to fall and there will be nobody left in government.

Posted by: Drc at February 21, 2019 01:07 PM (vbaSG)


And this is a bad thing how?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 01:21 PM (8D42x)

Don Lemon: The Really Sad Thing About Jussie Smollett Is That He Got Bad Advice and Lost "In the Court of Public Opinion," And Now Fox News Hosts and Trump Are Going to "Eat His Lunch"

Video below.

Jussie Smollett is now in custody. And I don't mean he's in the custody of the court of public opinion. I mean he was arrested and booked in a physical jail.

Next Up: Don Lemon argues that Jussie Smollett lied for the noblest of reasons.






Posted by: Ace of Spades at 11:39 AM




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1 Corgis called

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (I2dne)

2 1

Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (MAstk)

3 Also, first!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (I2dne)

4 rd

Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (MAstk)

5 Damn.

Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (MAstk)

6 You men he's still got that sammich? It's been in the police evidence room for weeks?

I'm get my own lunch, thanks.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking some soup maybe at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (zCyNd)

7 They are really, REALLY going to hate it when the rules are applied evenly to both sides.

(If that ever happens.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (yTfbH)

8 Awww...

their Hate Crime didn't work out the way they wanted it to.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (aebvo)

9 Eat his lunch.
With a side of bacon, even.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (OKeCc)

10 What did you expect?

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (BXMxN)

11 So the problem is that Smollett didn't get away with it? Nice moral standards there, Lemon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (I2dne)

12 Who commented earlier that Trump needs to order Subway and tweet it?

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (8erNz)

13 Someone say lunch?

Jussie can toss a salad if you want.

Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (8ikIW)

14 Eat his lunch

Like, in a taco bowl?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (EDU7t)

15 Mmmm.

Lunch. Coming soon to a diner near you...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)

16 All those memes will be lost now.

Like tears, in rain.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf)

17 How interesting.
I guess Gay Black Democratium isn't as teflon-like as we thought.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (7MRhd)

18 CPD is pretty pissed off at him. Gonna throw the book at him, and perhaps force him to pay restitution for all the hours they wasted.

Posted by: HH at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (mIJBI)

19 No theyre not. They wouldnt be eating Subway. Thats just stupid.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (9oE3U)

20 Sodomites.

Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (gmo/4)

21 Can the feds charge Smollett with a hate crime?


Isn't this the same as painting swastika on a black church or something?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (ymnmz)

22 He was an aspiring rapper, turning his life around.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (TpAxy)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (IXZGh)

24 I hate it when a plan doesn't come together.

Posted by: Col. Hannibal Smollett at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (zCyNd)

25 12 Who commented earlier that Trump needs to order Subway and tweet it?

I suppose ostentatiously loosening his tie before eating would be pushing things a bit too far.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (8erNz)

26 >>Eat his lunch

>>Like, in a taco bowl?



More of a salad, really.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (aebvo)

27 So Power Bottom Don Lemon still calling Jussei everyday?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (pw+jk)

28 I see this story paying dividends for a while. The mainstream media is forced to cover it and has gotten through to the masses.

It's like the whole "Trump is an American Hitler!" has officially jumped the shark and been exposed that the Left is the one acting crazy. Not Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (UfkIY)

29 Lunch? Lunch ?!?!? Back in my day we scrapped leftovers out of the recycling cans and we were grateful !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (LPnfS)

30 Ain't nobody eating Jussie's Subway sub.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

31 It's war, and Don Lemon is resentful that his enemy didn't lose.

Posted by: w at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (cYWKd)

32 Don Lemon is a joke. The fact that he's got a job shows that the media is largely dead.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (IXZGh)

33 Fuck. Late to the Subway jokes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (9oE3U)

34 Charles Manson: Lost in the Court of Public Opinion

Leona Helmsley: Lost in the Court of Public Opinion

Hillary Clinton: LOST IN THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (Boy/L)

35 Does he not DESERVE to have his lunch eaten? For - you know - trying to start a race war in our country?

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (kI/3T)

36 Pravada only wished it could have been as bad as CNN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (aKsyK)

37 "Don Lemon's a straight shooter who would never subsume the truth to partisan concerns. I know him. He's a good man."
-Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (oh/Sd)

38 Does this count as "eating his lunch"?

@realDonaldTrump
@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA

Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (7HtZB)

39 What extremes will mentally ill people go to in order to bring attention to themselves? I wonder what happened in his childhood that he's trying to compensate for? I wonder what else in his behavior suggests that he's trying to fill a void that's leftover from his traumatic upbringing?

Posted by: windbag at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (4JkRD)

40 Did Jussie Smollett's attackers disappear into a black hole?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (Boy/L)

41 And Now Fox News Hosts and Trump Are Going to "Eat His Lunch"

I wouldn't bank on that too much. They may mention it, but they probably won't "eat his lunch". Fox is moving further to the left every day.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (mpXpK)

42 Has Tapper tweeted yet about how Jussie may enjoy prison?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (sjdRT)

43

EM EAT FOADDY FI'S LAUNCH!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (a6fvI)

44 I guess Gay Black Democratium isn't as teflon-like as we thought.

Has he served any time yet? Have Federal postal charges been filed yet?

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (8erNz)

45 As someone has pointed out here a couple of times, Smollett would have cheerfully let two innocents go to jail until he found out the ones the police were talking to were he buddies.
Smollett is an asshat of the first order.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (0tfLf)

46 Hitler lost in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

47 12
Who commented earlier that Trump needs to order Subway and tweet it?



Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (8erNz)


He should send subway sandwich platters to CPD. "Job well done ladies and gents!"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (ymnmz)

48
Fake News Don Lemon: We would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling police kids.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (jhhWp)

49 Maybe Jussie will get a job in the prison kitchen. Not sure how popular the "special sauce' will be, though.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing some fasting in somebody's future at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (zCyNd)

50
Wait, Juggalo gets THREE lunches?

Posted by: willfully obtuse at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (pNxlR)

51 Speaking of that how many minutes until we get a "Hitler Learns that Jussie Smollett Faked his Hate Crime" video?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

52 This is the evil of the left. They see NOTHING WRONG with what this fag did, only that he GOT CAUGHT.

They want to kill you. They hate you.

Buy ammo......and learn how to use it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (IXZGh)

53 27 So Power Bottom Don Lemon still calling Jussei everyday?

I'm gonna assume the Nigerian brothers are twinks too, there's a lot of possibilities here...

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (8erNz)

54 Replace the FBI with the Postal cops

Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (8ikIW)

55 I hate it when a plan doesn't come together.
Posted by: Col. Hannibal Smollett "

Tell me about it.

Posted by: General Bernard "Monte" Smollett at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (6qErC)

56 38
Does this count as "eating his lunch"?



@realDonaldTrump

@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of
people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA



Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (7HtZB)


Nom Nom Nom

Posted by: President Richard Punch at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (ymnmz)

57 Fake News Don Lemon: We would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling police kids.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (jhhWp)


This.

Art imitating life imitating art.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (IXZGh)

58 Lemon is such a jackass. I hope he never shuts up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (1ISKN)

59 EM EAT FOADDY FI'S LAUNCH!!!



Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM

**************

Yo Max...you luscious sack of taters...is launch like pounce?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (0tfLf)

60 You just know that Lemon was daydreaming about giving Fake Tapper a rim job every time he used that "lunch" phrase.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (BF9rg)

61 It's nothing more than Lemmon realizing that he is going to have to live with Hannity singing "I was right and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong" for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)

62 This might be old news, but Trump called out Smollett on Tit-for-Tatter 40 minutes ago:

"@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA"

Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (awdIT)

63 As someone who has eaten lunch in prison, let me just say, nobody is going to want to eat his lunch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)

64 I guess Gay Black Democratium isn't as teflon-like as we thought. "

See, needed that extra special coating of "muslim"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (6qErC)

65
20 Sodomites.
Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (gmo/4)


It's sodomites and termites all the way down

Posted by: willfully perverse at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

66 58 Lemon is such a jackass. I hope he never shuts up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (1ISKN)

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I just look forward to Jussie talking at the DNC next year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (oh/Sd)

67 Jussie Smollett and the entire on-screen talent pool for the major cable and broadcast networks shall render unto me a burnt offering of Subway sandwiches. If their hearts are pure, my countenance shall shine down upon them and they shall be released. If their hearts are impure, however, and if the offering is tainted with wickedness, they shall be force-fed the cinders and condemned.

Posted by: TGE at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (I2dne)

68 He ruined playing the Race Card because he got caught. This is unforgivable by the Media Minorities who depend on it

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (t0DrQ)

69 Art imitating life imitating art."

Carney?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)

70 Don Lemon might have a female penith.

Posted by: Iron Mike Tyson at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (hjaPQ)

71 Tell me about it.

Posted by: General Bernard "Monte" Smollett at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (6qErC)

A tuna sub too far.

Posted by: Operation Miklos Garden at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (zCyNd)

72 You just know that Lemon was daydreaming about giving Fake Tapper a rim job every time he used that "lunch" phrase.





Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (BF9rg)

=====
Lemon does like to toss a good salad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (pw+jk)

73 Hitler lost in the court of public opinion.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM

*****************

And at Stalingrad...but mostly Stalingrad.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (0tfLf)

74 Jeffrey Dahmer lost in the court of public opinion too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (UGqF8)

75 So, any snark from Don Lemmon about perp walks or hoping for some jailhouse buggery?

Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (mIJ9W)

76 Maybe they can replace Smollett on Empire with Chris Tucker doing his Ruby Rod character from 5th Element.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (ymnmz)

77 When life hands you a Lemon, make sour grapes.

Posted by: Brian at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (FvUTR)

78 and if the offering is tainted with wickedness, they shall be force-fed the cinders and condemned."

Sounds Zod-like...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)

79 I wonder what else in his behavior suggests that he's trying to fill a void that's leftover from his traumatic upbringing?"

You mean besides the cocksucking and assboinking?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)

80 I just look forward to Jussie talking at the DNC next year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts

They'll pull him in for the SOTU response next year

Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (8ikIW)

81 64 I guess Gay Black Democratium isn't as teflon-like as we thought. "

See, needed that extra special coating of "muslim"


When properly applied those Jewish termites just slide right off.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (8erNz)

82 Don Lemon: The Really Sad Thing About Jussie Smollett Is That He Got Bad Advice
---------

Really Don? That's the 'really sad thing'.

Just as a matter of curiosity, where are you getting advice from?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (U2TY5)

83 So, Don Lemmon, Juan Williams and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...
Can someone help me with the punchline?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (ty7RM)

84 73
Hitler lost in the court of public opinion.





Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM



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And at Stalingrad...but mostly Stalingrad.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (0tfLf)

What no love?

Posted by: The Bunker at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (ymnmz)

85 "Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every singe second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."

And Don Lemon is going to eat Jussie Smollett's dick every chance he gets.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (3sjI6)

86 Black gay liberals must stick together at all times.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (NFEMn)

87 Don Lemon seems to really like the expression, "eat his lunch." The man is a true poet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (UGqF8)

88
61 It's nothing more than Lemmon realizing that he is going to have to live with Hannity singing "I was right and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong" for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)


And he'll never, ever get a word in edgewise.

'Cause Hannity don't roll that way.

Posted by: you're a grating 'Merican, Sean at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (pNxlR)

89 Sounds Zod-like...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)
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It's what I was going for, but I am but a novice when compared to Zod.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (I2dne)

90 And at Stalingrad...but mostly Stalingrad.

Kursk, dude. And the permanently underwater U-boats.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (8erNz)

91

Fake News CNN shitcanned Rick Sanchez for way less offenses.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jhhWp)

92 Jeffrey Dahmer lost in the court of public opinion too.

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He ate the wrong kind of sandwich.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)

93 82
Don Lemon: The Really Sad Thing About Jussie Smollett Is That He Got Bad Advice

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Really Don? That's the 'really sad thing'.



Just as a matter of curiosity, where are you getting advice from?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (U2TY5)

cough........ good question....cough.

Seems like Don knows something he wants to tell.

Posted by: The Bunker at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (ymnmz)

94

Speaking of Tucker.

A good article by Mollie Hemingway's husband.

How to Succeed in Advertising Boycotts Without Really Trying

By Mark Hemingway

https://tinyurl.com/y3snxhyp

realclearpolitics

The same week Red Lobster announced it was abandoning his show, Carlson delivered a monologue arguing that conservatives placed too much faith in their conception of the "free market" and needed to question whether the economy was rigged to benefit elites. The monologue touched off a fascinating conversation among intellectuals across the political spectrum.

...

Meanwhile, conservative pundits David French and Ben Shapiro offered sharp criticisms of Carlson's monologue from the right.

...

If you think a robust public debate involving many differing viewpoints is a precondition for healthy democratic debates--and let's face it, increasing numbers of politically motivated people don't--a cursory examination of the organization driving the Carlson boycott ought to be alarming. They go by the name Sleeping Giants. The organization is really just two people, Matt Rivitz and Nandini Jammi, who direct almost all of Sleeping Giants' boycott activities around a Twitter account and Facebook page. The name "Sleeping Giants" might be a bit of a misnomer. Their Twitter account has only 218,000 followers and their Facebook page has just 56,000 followers, neither of which is much in relative terms. Tucker Carlson has 2.4 million Twitter followers, and Fox News has 18.6 million. (In the interest of disclosure, my wife, Mollie Hemingway, a Fox News contributor who has appeared on Carlson's show, has 220,000 Twitter followers, which is also more than Sleeping Giants' total.)

Nonetheless, Sleeping Giants first rose to prominence by forcing dozens of brands to stop running ads on Breitbart.com by simply having its followers tweet screen-shots of advertisements on the site at the Twitter accounts of the corporations behind them.


read the whole thing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (OKeCc)

95 Lost in the court of Public Opinion. Oh, right, the same court these assholes want to use to elect Presidents and run the country.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (37IEG)

96 I just look forward to Jussie talking at the DNC next year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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He was railroaded by the court of public opinion!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (U2TY5)

97 Actively cheering on a criminal. Enemy of the American people.


BTW, definitely check out the Office Space link in the sidebar. It's a long read, but it's hilarious.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (VWp7G)

98
Have they revised the scoring on IQ tests or something? Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170 - which is probably three or four standard deviations above the mean - then just how far south has the mean fallen?

Because he just engaged in the most 'tarded shit I've heard in a long time.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jYje5)

99 dammit

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (ymnmz)

100 And he'll never, ever get a word in edgewise.

'Cause Hannity don't roll that way.


Fuckin' A.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (Boy/L)

101 Lemon, apparently, has a fascination with lunches. And wangs.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (4e+hS)

102 New movie thoughts.

Link in nic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (oh/Sd)

103 The media is invested in creating the perception of Racial Division.

Its an easy story to write, AND, plays into the Fear and Anger category of stories they push to sell stories.

Posted by: Don Q at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

104 At the risk of sounding like a Scott Adams groupie, he made a great point that Jussie is a victim of fake news brainwashing if he did this because he felt he needed to do something drastic to make sure the Demon Trump would not be re-elected.

Don Lemon is not only complicit in amplifying the Jussie hoax, but also in nudge, nudge, nudging Jussie and the rest of his CNN audience in mass hysteria over Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

105 Remember for the Left, the ends always justify the means.

That means Jussie did nothing wrong except get caught.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (auUHv)

106 What do gay's who got bad advice have for lunch?

Tossed salad.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (1ISKN)

107
I think Don Lemon means to say "toss his salad."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (jhhWp)

108 So, Don Lemmon, Juan Williams and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...
Can someone help me with the punchline?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin


Nah, I just had an ice cream cone.

Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (8ikIW)

109
I'd rather toss his salad.

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (UFLLM)

110 Somehow I don't think Hannity, Carlson or Trump are interested in eating a hoax lunch. I'm pretty sure they'd rather have a lunch consisting of real food.

Posted by: csmats at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (X5VFN)

111 98
Have they revised the scoring on IQ tests or something? Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170 - which is probably three or four standard deviations above the mean - then just how far south has the mean fallen?

Because he just engaged in the most 'tarded shit I've heard in a long time.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jYje5)

============

You know what IQ tests measure?

How good you are at taking IQ tests.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (oh/Sd)

112 >>>A good article by Mollie Hemingway's husband.



Perfectly said. Mollie is the real talent in the family.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (VWp7G)

113 Mmm. Chicago, city of big roasted pork shoulder sammiches!

Posted by: PDT at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (fJC68)

114 Okay, it's just wrong to say "nood Don Lemon".

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (RD7QR)

115 MORAL: If you're going to make a big public production out of a racist incident, be sure to practice at home first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (UGqF8)

116 Thread is one step away from a Hitler parody.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (FTlwv)

117 I just look forward to Jussie talking at the DNC next year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts

They'll pull him in for the SOTU response next year
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (8ikIW)

I'm available for Bar Mitzvahs and bachelor's parties, too!--Unemployed Jussie.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (3sjI6)

118 Not to worry Don, Sean will be full just eating your lunch from now till he retires.

Posted by: slowdown at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (E+yET)

119 Don just wants to enjoy Jussies meatball sub for lunch.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (883zS)

120 New movie thoughts. "

Discover fire?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (6qErC)

121 Have they revised the scoring on IQ tests or something? Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170 - which is probably three or four standard deviations above the mean - then just how far south has the mean fallen?

Because he just engaged in the most 'tarded shit I've heard in a long time.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jYje5)

If he is 170, by the new scale I'd have to be 230 or 240.

Posted by: Don Q at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

122 Don Lemon: The Really Sad Thing About Jussie Smollett Is That He Got Bad Advice
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Kamel Toe and Spartacus needs to fire their advisers. Wonder what Jussie's expired on date will be if he rolls on the donks?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (ty7RM)

123 And at Stalingrad...but mostly Stalingrad.

Kursk, dude. And the permanently underwater U-boats.


Love VDH's take on this. The German, Italians, and Japanese had not the foggiest idea of how to keep what they conquered.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (Boy/L)

124 CNN's Don Lemon Party is on hiatus for the time being.

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (8RFw7)

125 It's springtime, in Germany......

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (1ISKN)

126
I guess Gay Black Democratium isn't as teflon-like as we thought. "


They want to set an example of what happens to those that fail them. He made all the democratic front runners look foolish and a price must be paid.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (TAmPV)

127 What's a little Race War amongst friends?

Posted by: nip at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (DfGpI)

128 >>Lemon, apparently, has a fascination with lunches. And wangs.



Or. . . tossed salad?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (W+vEI)

129 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (ty7RM)

The average IQ will be cut in half.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (C4l4A)

130 125 It's springtime, in Germany......
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (1ISKN)

============

Winter in Poland and France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (oh/Sd)

131 Kursk, dude. And the permanently underwater U-boats.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (8erNz)
Zee permenantly submerged U-Boots vould have vorked if ze my valuable research had not been discontinued!

Posted by: Oberst Dr Karl Von Zombie at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (37IEG)

132 You know what IQ tests measure?

How good you are at taking IQ tests."

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Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (6qErC)

133 Really that's the problem with the left right now. Their take on this is "its too bad it wasn't real" and "This only helps the enemy, and they should shut up" not "holy crap we fell for it again ,maybe we should be more professional and detached about this news thing"

Have they revised the scoring on IQ tests or something? Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170

My ass. Tack on a 100 to it, maybe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (39g3+)

134 The feds HAVE to charge him.

Otherwise every defense atty in the nation will point to this case when their clients are charged for hoax terrorist threats by mail.

Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)

135 Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170

Yes, and I am Scarlett Johannsson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (Boy/L)

136 "Juuuusssssie!!? You got some 'splainin' to do!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (m45I2)

137 If he is 170, by the new scale I'd have to be 230 or 240."

241. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (6qErC)

138 If everyone is eating his lunch will he only get 2 meals a day? Can they do that? Isn't that unconstitutional?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (37IEG)

139 Don Lemon: The Really Sad Thing About Jussie Smollett Is That He Got Bad Advice
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Really Don? That's the 'really sad thing'.

Just as a matter of curiosity, where are you getting advice from?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (U2TY5)

Lemon is teeing up the "someone advised poor Jussie to do this hoax because it would help "the cause", and he was just trying to point out how terrible it is to be a black gay man in America today."

Lemon is rummaging through the excuse box for anything to absolve Smollett.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (4WbdM)

140 So, Don Lemmon, Juan Williams and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...
Can someone help me with the punchline?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

***********

Oh Moo there! Moo there I say!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (0tfLf)

141 Why does Don Lemon think we want Jussie's lunch? It's probably vegan anyway.

I think what we need is a big batch of Taters fried in bacon fat.

Posted by: pincorrect at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (3LmBI)

142 Jussie's sorry......sorry he got caught.

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (ykq7q)

143
Jeffrey Dahmer lost in the court of public opinion too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM


Rookie mistake. Let his naked house-guest wander naked into the street.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (jYje5)

144 Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170

Yes, and I am Scarlett Johannsson.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (Boy/L)

--------

He's not just smart. He's Obama smart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (UGqF8)

145 Don LemonLime would be a bad choice for a Sprite commercial. Just saying....

Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (awdIT)

146 132
You know what IQ tests measure?



How good you are at taking IQ tests."



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Inkblot

Inkblot

Inkblot

bewbs

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Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (6qErC)
I found the bewbs! What do I win?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (37IEG)

147 Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170
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It is the new Obama Scale. Add 200 points.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (pw+jk)

148 Have they revised the scoring on IQ tests or something? Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170 - which is probably three or four standard deviations above the mean - then just how far south has the mean fallen?

Because he just engaged in the most 'tarded shit I've heard in a long time.


This whole thing was an '80s comedy script of a pothead's version of a hate crime.

Guy never read a spy novel in his life, apparently. The Nigerian buff-boys took Uber? I love that video of the dudes together buying all the gear in one place. Did they pay with Jussie's credit card?

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (8erNz)

149 Okay, it's just wrong to say "nood Don Lemon".
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (RD7QR)
+++++++++++
If you're going to call the corgis, you might as well be evocative about it!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (I2dne)

150 I truly cannot stand this idiot. Smug arrogant cocksucker.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (kG5hP)

151 Rookie mistake. Let his naked house-guest wander naked into the street."

Huh. Thought the rookie mistake was not having Chianti.

With liver.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)

152 When life hands you Don Lemon, you get LemonAIDS...

Posted by: Wytshus at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (K/laL)

153 I'm soo hungry.

Posted by: Jussee at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (ymnmz)

154 123 And at Stalingrad...but mostly Stalingrad.

Kursk, dude. And the permanently underwater U-boats.

Love VDH's take on this. The German, Italians, and Japanese had not the foggiest idea of how to keep what they conquered.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (Boy/L)

To be fair, the Italians were just as surprised as everyone else that they had managed to conquer anything.

Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (7HtZB)

155 Inkblot
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Posted by: Anon a mouse



*******

I'm obsessed with sex? Hah! You're the one showing all the dirty pictures!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (m45I2)

156 148
This whole thing was an '80s comedy script of a pothead's version of a hate crime.

Guy never read a spy novel in his life, apparently. The Nigerian buff-boys took Uber? I love that video of the dudes together buying all the gear in one place. Did they pay with Jussie's credit card?
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (8erNz)

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At least buy the different implements in different locations.

Jeez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (ANN96)

157 Jussie so smart he knows how to speak Austrian... and Swiss.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (pw+jk)

158
So, Don Lemmon, Juan Williams and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...

Can someone help me with the punchline?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin




And the bar tender yells allah akbar and cuts them in half with an AK47.



Oh , you said punchline. I was thinking happy ending.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (9Om/r)

159 150 I truly cannot stand this idiot. Smug arrogant cocksucker.
...

All 3 are literally true.

Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:56 AM (MAstk)

160 Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170


I wonder where that little factoid came from because...bullshit!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:56 AM (0tfLf)

161 The lunch he will get will be the bologna sandwiches provided by the citizens of Cook County.


Of course no one in the MSM will think about how Jussie was playing them for fools.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 11:56 AM (hLRSq)

162 "How good you are at taking IQ tests.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (oh/Sd)"

I mean sort of, but that's like saying "your bench press doesn't really show how strong you are, it shows how good you are at bench pressing."

Most people who claim super high IQ's simply haven't been administered a legitimate IQ test. The major ones are supposed to be given by a licensed psychologist, usually in a one on one setting, and they take hours. The WAIS with all the sub-tests takes like 5 to 6 hours IIRC.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)

163 I found the bewbs! What do I win?"

Scarlett Johansson.

Or a reasonable facsimile thereof...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)

164 Smug arrogant cocksucker.
...

All 3 are literally true.
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:56 AM (MAstk)


Not that there's anything wrong with being smug or arrogant.

Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (MAstk)

165 We want to Pump. You. Up!

Posted by: The Obongo Brothers at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (hjaPQ)

166 And I want to know what Kamala H knew and when she knew it. Or someone in her campaign. This happened right before the vote on the anti-lynching bill, which in itself is a publicity stunt.

Posted by: PJ at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (qlTN9)

167 Let his naked house-guest wander naked into the street.

"Oh a lost boy with blood running down his legs, let's take him back to this house where the creepy guy says he belongs while the boy weeps uncontrollably and says 'no' over and over again"
--Police

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (39g3+)

168 Don Lemmon, Juan Williams and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...

Can someone help me with the punchline?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Bartender says: what non-semen based beverage would you c*cksuckers like to drink?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (883zS)

169 Sounds like Don Lemon got some sand in his jussie.

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (8RFw7)

170 >>At least buy the different implements in different locations.


I'm giving them points for not just buying the masks and then coming back to rob the rope, hats and bleach.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (aebvo)

171 "It's late at night, the news sleeps for no one. Exhausted, yet euphoric from the chaos, a brief glance turns into a torrid affair."

- Lemon Taters, A Love Story

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (1ISKN)

172
This is proof that actors make terrible directors.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (TAmPV)

173 Relax, Don Lemon. Jussie will enjoy prison!

Posted by: John Podhoretz at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (7RqXg)

174 shorter Don Lemon: "conservatives pounce".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, aghast but still able to drink Bushmills at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (Z216Q)

175
Lemon is teeing up the "someone advised poor
Jussie to do this hoax because it would help "the cause", and he was
just trying to point out how terrible it is to be a black gay man in
America today."



Lemon is rummaging through the excuse box for anything to absolve Smollett.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (4WbdM)


By implicating other more powerful people. Might want to ixnay that alktay, Don.

Posted by: Jussee at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (ymnmz)

176 Most people who claim super high IQ's simply haven't been administered a legitimate IQ test. The major ones are supposed to be given by a licensed psychologist, usually in a one on one setting, and they take hours. The WAIS with all the sub-tests takes like 5 to 6 hours IIRC.

Truth.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (Boy/L)

177 Hey, Don. There's a glory hole available in Chicago now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)

178 Has anyone checked the job titles at CNN, maybe they don't have titles like "Journalist", maybe they have titles like "Idiot" and "Flucking Idiot" and "Huge Flucking Idiot".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (37IEG)

179 He was an aspiring rapper, turning his life around.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (TpAxy)


Turned it around 360 degrees.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (hLRSq)

180 Most people who claim super high IQ's simply haven't been administered a legitimate IQ test.

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Jussie's was legit. He found it at Buzzfeed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (UGqF8)

181
I'm not sure I want to live in a country where having a house guest wander naked into the streets can lead to your own arrest.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (jYje5)

182 What extremes will mentally ill people go to in order to bring attention to themselves? I wonder what happened in his childhood that he's trying to compensate for? I wonder what else in his behavior suggests that he's trying to fill a void that's leftover from his traumatic upbringing?
Posted by: windbag at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (4JkRD)


make no mistake, he wanted attention, yes, but he hated Trump with the heat of a thousand suns, so he wanted, just as much, to trash Trump and his supporters

They live with hate in their heart and at the front of their brains.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (OKeCc)

183 So the underpaid actor wasn't getting paid enough, but couldn't act out a crime very well. Maybe he was overpaid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (dNzKv)

184 Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (4e+hS)

185 Not that there's anything wrong with being smug or arrogant."

Uh...

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (6qErC)

186 The major ones are supposed to be given by a licensed psychologist, usually in a one on one setting, and they take hours.

Yeah that's how I got mine done. It was kind of hilarious, the guy was working on his PhD in psychology and his thesis was that smart children are the result of one smart parent and one dumb one. So he did all four of us brothers and mom and dad and found out there was no dumb parent and we all were pushing or were genius level. Not sure what he did with his thesis after that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (39g3+)

187 Most people who claim super high IQ's simply haven't
been administered a legitimate IQ test. The major ones are supposed to
be given by a licensed psychologist, usually in a one on one setting,
and they take hours. The WAIS with all the sub-tests takes like 5 to 6
hours IIRC.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)

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They take the online IQ tests that start at a bottom of 135. A bunch of really smart people that are loser in life at democrat underground claim 135 IQ.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (pw+jk)

188 And Broseidon, you have to tell me the trick.

I've been on the Jeopardy roster three times--never got the call.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (Boy/L)

189 The best part of this entire saga, is Jussie writing a check to the Nigerian bros.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

190 I'm giving them points for not just buying the masks and then coming back to rob the rope, hats and bleach.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (aebvo)

And they forgot the Swisher Sweets and Skittles.

Posted by: Miklos, with shopping list at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (zCyNd)

191

A good day to tune into Rush.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (OKeCc)

192 >>I mean sort of, but that's like saying "your bench press doesn't really show how strong you are, it shows how good you are at bench pressing."


If you have ever seen a lifter try and make money as a laborer, you'd know this is the case.

Never had a muscle head / body builder make it past coffee while bucking block.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (aebvo)

193 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (39g3+)


I believe this would make a great Netflix series.

Posted by: Shep Smith, greenlight this! at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (Z216Q)

194 At least buy the different implements in different locations.

Jeez.


One item at a time along with some other stuff to make the purchase look more normal, one person at a time, dressed differently each time, use a mix of different kinds of shops, go through the self-check at Home Depot, and spread it out over at least a six-week period.

I mean, that'd be kinda the minimum.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (8erNz)

195 I ate his lunch.

Posted by: Tony Curtis at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (xCRk3)

196 Jussie's was legit. He found it at Buzzfeed."

"32 ways to show that you're a Genius!"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)

197 The media is invested in creating the perception of Racial Division.

Posted by: Don Q
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I would say 'invested in *promoting* racial division'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (2qPhT)

198 Peter Tork of the Monkees is mort.

Posted by: Miklos, guess he caught the last train to Mortsville at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (zCyNd)

199 Scarlett Johansson.



Or a reasonable facsimile thereof...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)
Damn! That's freakin awesome! How much is the yearly maintenance on her?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (37IEG)

200 189 The best part of this entire saga, is Jussie writing a check to the Nigerian bros.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

Usually you wire money to Nigerians by Western Union

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (8RFw7)

201 >>Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?


Henchmen?

Never.

Hookers?

All the time.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Beckel at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (aebvo)

202 Lemon is teeing up the "someone advised poor

Jussie to do this hoax because it would help "the cause", and he was

just trying to point out how terrible it is to be a black gay man in

America today."

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It was a white MAGA guy in a red Maga hat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (pw+jk)

203 Good grief! How that panel of polliwogs tried to spin it as not being Jussy's fault? Look Don, I know that you have the sads that Jussy might not be able to pound your ass for a while. But at some point you become part of the problem, yea, you've arrived there.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (Mof8D)

204 make no mistake, he wanted attention, yes, but he hated Trump with the heat of a thousand suns, so he wanted, just as much, to trash Trump and his supporters

They live with hate in their heart and at the front of their brains.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (OKeCc)

This easily could have led to deaths.

Because the BLM folks would have gone ballistic, and folks like me are tired of being victims to their stupidity, and will defend themselves.

Posted by: Don Q at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (NgKpN)

205 And Lemon continues his streak of the dumbest takes on current events.
This Smollett bastard was willing to let 2 other innocent people suffer consequences for his own racist actions. How far would he have let it go on if a couple of white people were arrested? I believe all the way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (r+sAi)

206 Peter North is dead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (UGqF8)

207 I'm not buying his "Salary" excuse, he's still lying..

Posted by: KWDreaming at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (76SY5)

208 Someone ask Don Lemon who gave Smollet bad advice. Like someone put a gun to his head to do this, and that he was too dumb to concoct this all by himself?

I think the late Andrew Breitbart would have been waiting for Lemon outside of CNN's building with a camera and a Mike, but unfortunately, he's not around to do that.

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (2XQ0T)

209 170 is just under 5 SD's above mean. I don't remember my normal distribution by heart anymore but that's getting into the 1 in 1,000,000 range, maybe even lower. These people are unicorns.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (oZ6kz)

210 I took the IQ test when I was really young, early grade school. I don't remember much of it, just being kinda bored.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (39g3+)

211 Lemon is an expert is fake hate crime news ... it is his career. Of course he feels bad for Jussie, a fellow traveler that got arrested for what Lemon does every day.


(well, except that Lemon reports fake hate, but doesn't report it to the cops ... just to TV viewers that mostly know it is a tragi-comedy narrative builder ... fake but real)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (Cus5s)

212 One item at a time along with some other stuff to make the purchase look more normal, one person at a time, dressed differently each time, use a mix of different kinds of shops, go through the self-check at Home Depot, and spread it out over at least a six-week period.

Oh yeah, there's the 'pay cash or buy gift cards for cash and use them for the purchases' part.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (8erNz)

213
I'm giving them points for not just buying the masks and then coming back to rob the rope, hats and bleach.



Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (aebvo)



You have to wonder if the cashier at the store didn't tip off the police. Those dudes had bought a pretty interesting pile of stuff. Rope, ski masks, etc.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (9Om/r)

214 Because a race war is really tough love.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (sLicW)

215 201
>>Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?





Henchmen?



Never.



Hookers?



All the time.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Beckel at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (aebvo)


Beckel is mort?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (ymnmz)

216 Because its never about the disgusting crime that actually happened.

Its always about how the Right will hypothetically pounce, seize or backlash.

This is going on in EU countries with migrant rapes and murders. Lets not report the facts b/c the 'far-right' will use that against our policies and narratives.

Posted by: The Unhinged Left at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (KvRqW)

217 189
The best part of this entire saga, is Jussie writing a check to the Nigerian bros.


Posted by: Jane D'oh
Wonder what he put on the memo line?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (883zS)

218 Damn! That's freakin awesome! How much is the yearly maintenance on her? "

Ask Circa...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)

219 Hinge back on, sock off

Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (KvRqW)

220 Isn't Beckel dead?

I think he's dead.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (aebvo)

221 I really enjoyed doing the WISC as a kid, but I have the attention span of a fruit fly now, I wouldn't make it through a full IQ test anymore.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (oZ6kz)

222 If only there was some way of knowing that household bleach would never be used in a real attack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (1ISKN)

223 O/T: Roseanne went off on Donkey-Chompers and it's a beaut.

Called her a Farrakhan-loving bug-eyed lying bitch with "realtor eyes".

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (8RFw7)

224 179 He was an aspiring rapper, turning his life around.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (TpAxy)


Turned it around 360 degrees.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM


***************
Turn around Jussie, and every ow and then I fall apart.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (0tfLf)

225 Oh yeah, there's the 'pay cash or buy gift cards for cash and use them for the purchases' part.

And the "leave your phone in the gym locker while you scoot 'cross town on the train to make the purchase" thing.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (8erNz)

226 Jussie should have told the Nigerian guys he would pay them 3500 but he only had a money order for 7800, and that they would have to wire the balance back to him first.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (9VeU0)

227 Not just the Lemon party but the Communist party at CNN...

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1098623887678394368
CNN's Van Jones on Jussie Smollett: "This is a Jackie Robinson against
homophobia in the black community, an icon, a beloved icon"

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Dh1wo)

228 Wait --- Didn't Don Lemon say he was in daily contact with Jussie following the attack?

Did Don advise him?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

229 Dolenz and Nesmith are the surviving Monkees.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Boy/L)

230
I'm not buying his "Salary" excuse, he's still lying..


I find it plausable, it worked for Kaepernick.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)

231 Wonder what he put on the memo line?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (883zS)

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"Fake attack - PAID IN FULL" of course

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (UGqF8)

232 Pounce pounce pounce

Seize seize seize

Repeat

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (RD7QR)

233 Just think Jussy. Now you won't have to pay people to kick your ass.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Mof8D)

234 Don Lemmon, Juan Williams and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...

The bartender says ' the joke's on you. This is a fake bar'

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (auUHv)

235 Beckel is mort?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (ymnmz)

technically....no

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (ykq7q)

236 >>Wonder what he put on the memo line?


For Deposit Only

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (aebvo)

237
I've been on the Jeopardy roster three times--never got the call.
Posted by: Circa
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Well, there you have it. You should have said "What is, 'I never got the call'?

Srsly though, I've been basking in the warm light of 'famous by vicarious association'. Dude impressed the hell out of me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (U7Mh9)

238 194 At least buy the different implements in different locations.

Jeez.

One item at a time along with some other stuff to make the purchase look more normal, one person at a time, dressed differently each time, use a mix of different kinds of shops, go through the self-check at Home Depot, and spread it out over at least a six-week period.

I mean, that'd be kinda the minimum.
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (8erNz)

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Nope! Do it all at once!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ANN96)

239 And the "leave your phone in the gym locker while you scoot 'cross town on the train to make the purchase" thing.

Appendix B: Taking A Bus For Cash To Separate Airports 300 Miles Away Before You Flee The Country.

And whose credit card paid for the plane tickets?

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (8erNz)

240 IQ Test section #14. Racial specognition

Instructions: Using only a pair of scissors, a small bottle of Elmer's glue, an Esquire magazine and a crayon, spell out the sentence "You gonna die, sucker! MAGA!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (m45I2)

241 Bob Beckel has risen?

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (aebvo)

242 People also claim photographic/eidetic memories. Some people may have something close - Mary Lou Henner is famous for it, I know. But there are actual memory championships - not trivia, but like, memorize a page of the phone book. And there aren't eidetics who come in and win every time.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (oZ6kz)

243 Don Lemon: There, but for the Grace of Obama, go I.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (t6MX/)

244 Damn! That's freakin awesome! How much is the yearly maintenance on her? "

Ask Circa...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)

Depends on if you pay by check.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (Boy/L)

245 Only 2 living members left of the Fab Four.

Only 2 living members left of the Prefab Four.

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (8RFw7)

246 220
Isn't Beckel dead?



I think he's dead.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (aebvo)


Well his career is dead but according to wiki he walks the earth still.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ymnmz)

247 I don't think I'd want to eat Jussie's lunch. Might contract gaybies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (nPGq2)

248 217 189
The best part of this entire saga, is Jussie writing a check to the Nigerian bros.


Posted by: Jane D'oh
Wonder what he put on the memo line?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (883zS)

Remain blessed

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

249 Beckel is still alive. His ex-wife was Christine Balsy Ford's friend.

Swamp is a small world.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (1ISKN)

250 Beckel isn't dead. Just fat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (Boy/L)

251 I have the attention span of a fruit fly now, I wouldn't make it through a full IQ test anymore.

Its the internet. It gives you such fast access to so much content and entertainment that nobody has any patience any longer. If you have to wait more than ten seconds for anything its too long

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (39g3+)

252 It's not a sexual assault , it's a cry for help!

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (LL1Be)

253 I'm not buying his "Salary" excuse, he's still lying..

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SOP for Left/Prog/Lib/Dem. The media are on board with this, so it works.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (U7Mh9)

254 I could have swore Beckel died last year...my bad.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (aebvo)

255 His smug shot...
https://tinyurl.com/y2w2vmv9

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (Dh1wo)

256 And had he gotten away with it, Don would be leading the mob with his pitchfork telling us racists to shut up and take our punishment

So: fuck them

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (TN1P5)

257 And now Jussie will get a chance to meet some seriously real racists! Yeah!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (37IEG)

258 Twitter says Jussie got $65,000 PER EPISODE. I guess lunches ain't cheap.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (4e+hS)

259 Don Lemmon, Juan Williams and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...

Wrong bar dudes...the Star Wars tryouts are next door.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (0tfLf)

260 Given a regular polygon with x sides and sides of length 5, 7, 9, and 17, mark where you should place the camera if you plan your hate hoax in the middle of said polygon. Please show your work.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (oZ6kz)

261 Don Lemon is confusing - shouldn't his lunch get eaten?

Isn't this the sad trombone Republicans POUNCE?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (AJj50)

262 258 Twitter says Jussie got $65,000 PER EPISODE. I guess lunches ain't cheap.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (4e+hS)

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Even moderately successful actors live in a completely different world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (ANN96)

263 CNN's Van Jones on Jussie Smollett: "This is a Jackie Robinson against
homophobia in the black community, an icon, a beloved icon"
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Dh1wo)
++++++++++
And the election of Donald Trump was a whitelash. Get a new song, Van.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (I2dne)

264 227 Not just the Lemon party but the Communist party at CNN...

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1098623887678394368
CNN's Van Jones on Jussie Smollett: "This is a Jackie Robinson against
homophobia in the black community, an icon, a beloved icon"
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Dh1wo)

I've never heard of the guy, wouldn't one of requirements for icon status being known and recognized by people?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (JgA4k)

265 Those Smollett Snacks are great additions to my Big Mac lunch. Thanks Jussie for Making Lunch Great Again.

Posted by: Preznit Trump at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (cCxiu)

266 >>Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?


Dumbass hateful idiots like Jussy Smollett

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (Mof8D)

267 Only 2 living members left of the Fab Four.

Only 2 living members left of the Prefab Four.
Posted by: Roy
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Ab Fab cast -Status unknown

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (U7Mh9)

268 >>Twitter says Jussie got $65,000 PER EPISODE.


And he's Eating Fresh at 2 am?

Tell me more about his super high IQ.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (aebvo)

269 People also claim photographic/eidetic memories.

My oldest brother had something really close; he could quote lines from books he just glanced at, remember stuff with vivid clarity from when he was 2 years old, never forgot details no matter how obscure. He'd read like Oprah eats pastries, huge boring thick books one after another.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (39g3+)

270 253
I'm not buying his "Salary" excuse, he's still lying..



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SOP for Left/Prog/Lib/Dem. The media are on board with this, so it works.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (U7Mh9)

I'll buy it. His salary excuse buys him federal wire fraud charges, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (t6MX/)

271 228
Wait --- Didn't Don Lemon say he was in daily contact with Jussie following the attack?



Did Don advise him?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI)


Lemon's "170" IQ is showing. I think he toipped the big hand that this was an op. Kamala and Corey are texting him "Shut up, and delete this tweet." right now.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (ymnmz)

272
And had he gotten away with it, Don would be leading the mob with his pitchfork telling us racists to shut up and take our punishment
So: fuck them


Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (TN1P5)


And he'd be making a ton of money doing it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (TAmPV)

273 Don Lemon is confusing - shouldn't his lunch get eaten?


It's a 12".

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (Mof8D)

274 I'll eat Jussies lunch.

With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (9VeU0)

275 I'm smaht,not stupid like that IQ test says
Fredo Corleone

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (BXMxN)

276 What a Fag

Posted by: Common Tater at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (d2mYc)

277 We'll be taking that little twink' s lunch. every day for the next five years.

Posted by: the Aryans at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (C+KAJ)

278 I so much hope that the Feds/postal detectives let the CPD charges and media hysteria about that play out for a few more days before they drop down the Federal charges on Jussie. Let the story fester with pus for another week.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (tkNkP)

279 If we would just abort "those people" this Jussie mess would not have happened.

Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (LL1Be)

280 I got an IQ test of some sort in 5th grade. Said I was capable of doing 11th grade work.

My mother got on my case all the time about that. I told her I was just good at tests, not good at using what I was supposed to have learned. There's a big difference on how they score your abilities in school and how you use that knowledge to get along in life.

I was good at tests. Lousy at school work and so so at real life.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (C4l4A)

281 12 Who commented earlier that Trump needs to order Subway and tweet it?
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (8erNz)

#WheatPrivilege

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (Ct55T)

282 259 Don Lemmon, Juan Williams and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...


Warden reaches over and opens the cell door wider and says "be more careful around here".

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (8RFw7)

283 >>Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?


Dumbass hateful idiots like Jussy Smollett
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Stupid. He acted stupidly. I used pallets of cash. Not even my own, but *taxpayer* cash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (U7Mh9)

284

Heh. Rush questioning why Rahm Emanuel wasn't at the press conference of the Chicago PD.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (OKeCc)

285 Instructions: Using only a pair of scissors, a small bottle of Elmer's glue, an Esquire magazine and a crayon, spell out the sentence "You gonna die, sucker! MAGA!"

A friend and I used to cut up magazines to make collages, you'd take a pic of a chick with 36Ds and cut out words talking about a new bridge being built. Some of them are actually funny even now, though I gave the whole pile to him as a birthday present thirty years later.

I hate to think that some of the Life and Look and Cosmos we cut up are probably worth real money these days.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (8erNz)

286 This is a Jackie Robinson against homophobia in the black community, an icon, a beloved icon

Jussie Smollett has not endured a nanogram of what Jackie Robinson went through.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (Boy/L)

287 Optics. The real tragedy here for Don Lemon is the optics.

And lunch.

Lunch and optics for a celebrity lighting a racial powder keg.

Genius.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (gL8Ep)

288 Stupid. He acted stupidly. I used pallets of cash. Not even my own, but *taxpayer* cash.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Oops.

Ex Post Facto attaches Obama sock.

Posted by: Barky at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (U7Mh9)

289 He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

290 "Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?"

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Jerry Springer at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (uDhbR)

291 Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (LL1Be)

We're trying to do our best.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood "Weeding the Garden of Life" at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (C4l4A)

292 I see a big potential market for "FAKE HATE CRIME" Kits.

Why not get all of your fake hate crime components at one single place.


Come on down to Honest Jukin's today. We are having a half off sale all week long. Buy three get the forth fake hate crime kit for free.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (pw+jk)

293 They want to set an example of what happens to those that fail them. He made all the democratic front runners look foolish and a price must be paid.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (TAmPV)

Uhh, I'm pretty sure the front runners look foolish all by themselves.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (3sjI6)

294 I want to know what he wrote in the Memo field on the check. If it's actually "fake beating" than this transcends crime and becomes some sort of performance art.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (ZGrMX)

295 Stupid. He acted stupidly. I used pallets of cash. Not even my own, but *taxpayer* cash.

We'll be over to investigate in, oh, five years.

Posted by: Andrew McCabe, Lord Protector of the Republic at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (8erNz)

296 I've never heard of the guy, wouldn't one of requirements for icon status being known and recognized by people?

Yeah never heard of him before this broke and I wouldn't even know his name now if it wasn't such a stupid twee millennial one. This was gonna make his career, but he was too dimwitted to even pull it off.

The hunt for these evil white men would have gone on a while then gone cold and everyone could talk about racist cops not doing their job for the black man etc. Meanwhile, it would be repeated forever as PROOF of Trump's racist evil and how his supporters are nazi monsters. It was all so beautiful for the left, and that's why they were so ready to believe every stupid obviously lying word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (39g3+)

297 Swamp is a small world.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM

***********

More true than most people realize.

Pick any Administration high level person and see who follows them in their career. It's like a coaching tree in the NFL.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (0tfLf)

298 And I kept on seizin' and pouncin', pouncin' and seizin'
Seizin' and pouncin' all night
Jumped out of bed, turned on the light
Pulled down the shade went to the Subway for a bite
Pulled up the shade, turned off the light
I jumped back into bed it was the middle of the night
The clock downstairs was striking four, couldn't get you off my mind
Heard the milkman at the door but I was seizin' and pouncin'
Pouncin' and seizin' all night

Posted by: Miklos, usual suspect at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (zCyNd)

299 I'll buy it. His salary excuse buys him federal wire fraud charges, too.

Kamel and TBone are strangely and uncharacteristically silent.

Flip, Jussie, Flip!

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (LL1Be)

300 Nope! Do it all at once!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ANN96)

And use the handy home invasion shopping list app.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (t6MX/)

301 Hot Fake News Hypothetical Take: The Nigerian Bros. were MAGA spies and offered their "services" to Smollet. When he accepted it, the Brothers left a trail of their involvement in order to be captured and questioned by police, to which they told the truth.

"Such terrible Uncle Toms!"-- Al Sharpton

Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (awdIT)

302 Don Lemon thinks the optics are all that matters.
He and his gay ass glasses need to interview my axe handle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (bcbK8)

303 287 Optics. The real tragedy here for Don Lemon is the optics.

And lunch.

Lunch and optics for a celebrity lighting a racial powder keg.

Genius.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (gL8Ep)

==========

It's always about messaging.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (ANN96)

304
Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?

It's like a scene from a Seinfeld episode.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (TAmPV)

305 It's not that he planned and conspired to stage a fake hate crime and file a false police report. It's that he lost in the court of public opinion.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (NWiLs)

306
These are the people who see fit to lecture you on politics and morals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (BWL+E)

307 I note that the CNN pic contains the word "allegedly."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (AB9tT)

308 Don Lemmon, Juan Williams and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...

Lemon asks for the lunch menu. Williams asks for a Shirley Temple. And Jussie asks for a kilo of coke whilst he whips out his checkbook.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (4e+hS)

309 299
I'll buy it. His salary excuse buys him federal wire fraud charges, too.

Kamel and TBone are strangely and uncharacteristically silent.

Flip, Jussie, Flip!


Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (LL1Be)

I will be pouncing and seizing like a mofo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (t6MX/)

310 Was Jeff Sessions behind the Jussie Smollett hoax?

We don't know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Boy/L)

311 Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me? Is that supposed to symbolize turning black people white or something? Or was it just about having your hands sterilized before eating a Subway sandwich?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (m45I2)

312 Most people who claim super high IQ's simply haven't
been administered a legitimate IQ test. The major ones are supposed to
be given by a licensed psychologist, usually in a one on one setting,
and they take hours. The WAIS with all the sub-tests takes like 5 to 6
hours IIRC.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)


When I went into the Navy they did not use IQ tests for determining entrance to critical ratings. They had what they called the GCT-ARI. For entry to the Nuke Program I believe the minimum score was 110. And still about 50% of the entrants bombed out before completing the program. I scored 140 and I was the only one in my boot camp company who completed the program. But a lot of them got kicked out for what they called "demonstrated unreliability".

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (mpXpK)

313 Did Bernie fall for the hoax hate crime?

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (9VeU0)

314 Jussy got bleach bit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Mof8D)

315 Ab Fab cast -Status unknown
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (U7Mh9)

I think Joanna Lumley is no longer with us. As of a couple three years ago.

Jennifer Saunders is still around. Whassername Sawalha who played the daughter was just in (or is still in?) some mawkish Victorian melodrama in England.

That's all i got.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Ct55T)

316 A friend and I used to cut up magazines to make collages, you'd take a pic of a chick with 36Ds and cut out words talking about a new bridge being built. Some of them are actually funny even now, though I gave the whole pile to him as a birthday present thirty years later.
----------

A friend used to cut bizarre photos from newspapers, paste them on postcards, and send them in the mail.

Posted by: Barky at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (2qPhT)

317 Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?

What stupid henchmen TAKES a fucking check?

Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (C4l4A)

318 They should hand Jussie over to Judge Judy. She hates people who make false police reports.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (+lVUW)

319 Smollett played 52 Pickup with the Race Card.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (oVJmc)

320 You know what IQ tests measure?

How good you are at taking IQ tests.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (oh/Sd)


Not only that, aren't the criminally insane toploaded with high IQ people?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (y7DUB)

321 All criticism of Smollet by white folks will be declared to be done only due to their innate racist and homophobic bigotries, and not due to the nature of his hoax.

Posted by: Papa Smurf, Blue Supremacist at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (BrfST)

322 Jussie Smollett has not endured a nanogram of what Jackie Robinson went through.

This is why I wish black men would beat the living crap out of people who say this kind of thing. Yeah Jussie Smollett making over a million a year just for his TV show is just like what Jackie Robinson went through. Having a couple guys come yell at you and wave a string in your face is just like a lynching. These people need their asses kicked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (39g3+)

323 They say Jussie's scratches were self-inflicted. If they find Jussie's DNA under his fingernails, game over.

Posted by: Miklos, meeting some evidentiary standards at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (zCyNd)

324
It seemed like a good plan to me.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (jYje5)

325 >>"Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?"



There was a polar vortex, it was too cold to go to Subway *and* the ATM. Priorities!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (W+vEI)

326 Did Bernie fall for the hoax hate crime?

If he did, he broke a hip.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (Boy/L)

327 I've been on the Jeopardy roster three times--never got the call.
Bang Trebek's mother!

Posted by: sean connery at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (Dh1wo)

328 They used bleach because they were idiots and did know what bleach was.

You can easily get a bottle of drain cleaner, even the stuff that doesn't work for shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)

329 >>What stupid henchmen TAKES a fucking check?

Particularly a Nigerian henchman. They prefer wire transfers.

Remain blessed.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 12:13 PM (/tuJf)

330 Jussie succeeded in his goal.

We all know his F**king name.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 12:13 PM (C4l4A)

331 It was only $4,000? I thought it took at least $5,000 to cover all modalities.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

332 I see a big potential market for "FAKE HATE CRIME" Kits.

Why not get all of your fake hate crime components at one single place.

Come on down to Honest Jukin's today. We are having a half off sale all week long. Buy three get the forth fake hate crime kit for free.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (pw+jk)

At Clinton Technical Consultants, we have successfully faked more hate crimes than any other company. Sign up today and get a free Make America Venezuela Today T-shirt and hat ensemble.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:13 PM (3sjI6)

333 Maybe the reason that they didn't pay him enough is because, with a name like Jussie, they thought he was a girl. Ya know, women are automatically underpaid. Sarc.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2019 12:13 PM (+lVUW)

334 So do I understand correctly that Jussie is allegedly sitting in a cell in Chicago after allegedly conspiring to commit an alleged hate crime on hisself?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (37IEG)

335 He committed perjury in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: Chris M at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (eAZVt)

336 Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?

What stupid henchmen TAKES a fucking check?


I used to wonder where Bond villains found their henchmen. Now I know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (Boy/L)

337 Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me?

"That just shows how racist and stupid the sister-marrying knuckle draggers in MAGA country are! They thought bleach would make him white! They're so stupid, they don't f'in love science like we do!!!!"
--Leftists

Heard the milkman at the door but I was seizin' and pouncin'
Pouncin' and seizin' all night


Doot doot doo doo doo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (39g3+)

338 Circa, was Maggie one of the contestant coordinators at any of your auditions?

Make sure Maggie likes you. Try to be friendly and jokey with the other prospective contestants, I know she likes that. I've had people tell me she has a huge influence on who gets picked and I knew coming out of my 2nd audition that she was impressed with me.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (oZ6kz)

339 Jussie hear the CPD was not getting enough overtime pay, he was just trying to make sure the children of police officers were fed and clothed in this, the most difficult season of the year.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (37IEG)

340 As far as the check issue goes, Jussie should use the Nigerian Princess Defense®.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (4e+hS)

341 "Not only that, aren't the criminally insane toploaded with high IQ people?"

Netflix has a documentary short called "Psychopath".
Very interesting viewing.
Con men especially are usually high IQ types.
Also politicians.

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (w7KSn)

342 310 Was Jeff Sessions behind the Jussie Smollett hoax?

We don't know.


He recused himself, don'cha know.

Posted by: Andrew McCabe, Lord Protector of the Republic at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (8erNz)

343 "Urban Hip-Hop Soap Operas" have a rather selective appeal. My normal standards he was very well-paid. How much did Schmutzy think he should make for appearing on an Urban Hip-Hop Soap Opera?

Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (talIc)

344 Don Lemon is a stinky piece of excrement, as well as very dumb.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (9hauA)

345 Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me?

To make it look like an attack by the Ku Klorox Klan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (oVJmc)

346 Don Lemon has the mental capacity of a shoe brush. We care what he says, because?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (VpIIl)

347 Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me? Is that supposed to symbolize turning black people white or something? Or was it just about having your hands sterilized before eating a Subway sandwich?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (m45I2)
---
Bleach has wondrous genetic properties to exchange white DNA for black DNA.

Posted by: Clueless Libs at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (vDqXW)

348 Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and President Trump are all going to eat Subway hoagies?

Posted by: rickl at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (xjiRE)

349 Maggie one of the contestant coordinators at any of your auditions?

Hmmm--think so at the last one. Next test is coming up. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (Boy/L)

350 This Smollett bastard was willing to let 2 other innocent people suffer consequences for his own racist actions.
===

Correction:
Millions.
He wanted millions of innocent people to suffer.
Everyone who dared wear as MAGA hat.
Everyone who voted for Trump
You and me--he aimed that gun at us and pulled the trigger

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (TN1P5)

351 7 They are really, REALLY going to hate it when the rules are applied evenly to both sides.

(If that ever happens.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (yTfbH)


They hate it immensely when they are applied to them, even once and for the briefest of moments.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (di1hb)

352 Don Lemon has the mental capacity of a shoe brush.

And less utility.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

353 I see a big potential market for "FAKE HATE CRIME" Kits.


Notasuicide kits, sold separately.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (t6MX/)

354 Bleach Baby Bleach Baby give me your hand
Just like before we can walk to the store in the moonlight...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (0tfLf)

355 Thread is one step away from a Hitler parody.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


I'm goose steppin' as fast as I can here!

Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (LPnfS)

356 it wasn't a hoax. it was a hate crime directed at whites. but Smollett can't be held accountable because he's black and gay. that doesn't sound like an equal to me.

Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (nFwvY)

357 So- stupid person says ridiculously incoherent, stupid thing. Everyone's shocked.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (VpIIl)

358 Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me? Is that supposed to symbolize turning black people white or something? Or was it just about having your hands sterilized before eating a Subway sandwich?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (m45I2)

Nothing goes with a Subway better than a shot of Chlorox!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (3sjI6)

359 352 Don Lemon has the mental capacity of a shoe brush.

And less utility.


And how much does CNN pay this fuckstick?

Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (8erNz)

360 POS tries to start a race war and Donnie Lemmon is concerned that TuCa is going to be a little harsh on him.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Stage 5 Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Posted by: DocJ at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (NYS7S)

361 "Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (mpXpK)"

Some of the first legitimate IQ tests were the Army Alpha and Beta tests given during WWI. Funny enough, Jews scored poorly on those tests and got a reputation for being dimwitted - later on people realized it was because many of them were immigrants with poor English.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (oZ6kz)

362 A wrapup of politician tweets on Jussie, its not just Kamala

http://tinyurl.com/y4ubxlp6

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (39g3+)

363 Corrupt News Network gonna corrupt.

Posted by: This Is CNN at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (uloIh)

364 And how much does CNN pay this fuckstick?
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (8erNz)

He works for tips.

Posted by: (just the tips) at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Ct55T)

365 I watched a Netflix documentary on Sam Cooke last night. I always loved his music and voice, and when I saw the show pop up online, I never knew about his death, so I was intrigued.

It painted a picture of a guy who was somewhat sheltered from the realities of the Jim Crow south, and had to confront it head-on when he toured. Trying to reconcile his fame in CA and Chicago with the disdain and depravity of the Klan strongholds was palpable and understandable. It truly was a vile time of oppression and the backlash of riots was inadvisable but fully comprehensible and necessary to break free from a calcified mindset.

Fast forward to Jussie Smollett and Don Lemon (and any number of self-described modern-day race warriors) and the stark relief makes them seem thoroughly comical and petty. Equating the two "struggles" does tremendous disservice to those who ACTUALLY suffered and fought for the gains blacks have made.

Posted by: red speck at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (6Krd7)

366 6" tuna sub $4.00 rope, $3.50 bleach, $2.99 Nigerian ass kickers, $4,000 Proving to the world you're a flaming hateful dumbass. Priceless.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Mof8D)

367 in the Nigerians at the store video, I didn't see any clothesline/rope ... the other items were clear.


MAGA would not have been on the hat, covered by ski mask anyway ... that is why he scripted the "this (is) MAGA country" baloney. Genius? I think not.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Cus5s)

368

Ah, Rush covering Don Lemon, now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (OKeCc)

369 351 7 They are really, REALLY going to hate it when the rules are applied evenly to both sides.

(If that ever happens.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (yTfbH)

They hate it immensely when they are applied to them, even once and for the briefest of moments.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (di1hb)

=============

What they're really going to hate is when the Right stops caring about their rules.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (ANN96)

370 Remove Sodomites!

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (BKTpn)

371 Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Stage 5 Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Stage 74 is the gay magazine making common cause with Iran because ORANGEMANBAD.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (Boy/L)

372 Why does Don Lemon's face always look like it was Photo-Shopped?

Really skeeves me out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (xPJvm)

373 Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Stage 5 Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Posted by: DocJ at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (NYS7S)
---
What stage do the drool bucket and diapers come in?

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (vDqXW)

374 I think I've mentioned this before, but Don Lemon was in an elevator with my friend at the Aria hotel in Vegas back in....I think 2012, and offered him cocaine and an invite back to his room for sex.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (oZ6kz)

375 172


This is proof that actors make terrible directors.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019
*
*
. . .
I'd agree with you in Jussie's case -- but then there's me.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (7MRhd)

376 What stupid henchmen TAKES a fucking check?
Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (C4l4A)



The Monarch always pays with a check per the guidelines of the Guild of Calamitous Intent. I also have an excellent dental plan and a 401K.


Hench 4 Life!

Posted by: Henchman 21 at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (sLicW)

377 And how much does CNN pay this fuckstick?
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (8erNz)

He works for tips.
Posted by: (just the tips) at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Ct55T)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (Boy/L)

378 IQ Test Section 18 - 3-dimensional spatial recognition

Instructions: Select the one best answer. Which of the four pictured hangman's nooses is realistically plausible?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (m45I2)

379 BAD NEWS: There will be no Monkees Reunion

Peter Tork, bassist, dead at 77

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (QkjLD)

380 336
Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?



What stupid henchmen TAKES a fucking check?



I used to wonder where Bond villains found their henchmen. Now I know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (Boy/L)

What's in your wallet? Besides a noose and travel size bleach.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (t6MX/)

381 "98


Have they revised the scoring on IQ tests or something? Because if
Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170 - which is probably three or
four standard deviations above the mean - then just how far south has
the mean fallen?



Because he just engaged in the most 'tarded shit I've heard in a long time.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jYje5)"
...
Smollet can't even see 170 from where he's at. To even suggest it fails the laugh test.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (67XdO)

382 Poor Juicy Maggot.
Oh well, he still has a career in politics.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

383 371 Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Stage 5 Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Stage 74 is the gay magazine making common cause with Iran because ORANGEMANBAD.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (Boy/L)

===========

"Better that gay men get thrown from roofs than any gay man say something positive about Donald Trump."
-Bill Kristol Gay magazines everywhere

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)

384 And Lemon continues his streak of the dumbest takes on current events.
This
Smollett bastard was willing to let 2 other innocent people suffer
consequences for his own racist actions. How far would he have let it go
on if a couple of white people were arrested? I believe all the way.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (r+sAi)


I finally saw a video of Smollet yesterday, because why should I bother.


What I saw was a guy who was clearly nuts, which is easy for me to say at this point, but he was full of it, and not even remotely believable. So I'm kind of leaving him out of this.

What's the excuse of the media personalities? What's Kamamamamala Harris' excuse?

Other than straight up being lying sacks of racist shit?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (a2xio)

385 Ever notice how Steve Perry of Journey totally copied Sam Cooke's singing style? Once you notice it you can't un-notice it.

Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (talIc)

386 So, what is the Deep State going to drag out to make sure this vanishes from the front page?

Who's left on the FBI's No-Knock-Raid In-Case-Of-Narrative-Emergency list?

Posted by: DocJ at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (NYS7S)

387 I've got an inventive idea. How about we pre-package a Fake Hate Crime Kit. We can take random letters cut from magazines, a piece of rope, a paper-machete MAGA hat and a small container of bleach. For the Professional Series Kits we add some shoe polish for blackface and a Klan hood.

Patent Pending, of course.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (VpIIl)

388 375 172


This is proof that actors make terrible directors.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 *
*
. . .
I'd agree with you in Jussie's case -- but then there's me.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (7MRhd)

===============

"Ahem..."
-John Huston

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)

389 Stage 74 is the gay magazine making common cause with Iran because ORANGEMANBAD.

When gay black Jews dive off the Iranian crane shouting "I proudly die for ORANGEMANBAD"

Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (8erNz)

390
Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me?


Bleach removes stains and makes things white so symbolically they are removing his filthy gayness while at the same time making him white which is a sign of purity.I guess.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (TAmPV)

391 Good luck, Circa! It seems like you tend to pass the test, so just keep at it. I know people who took 6 or 7 auditions to make it on.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (oZ6kz)

392 Will Hench for Food.

Posted by: Henchmen, Unemployed at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (t6MX/)

393 Quick, take his lunch money!!

Posted by: Sean, Tucker, and Donald; If Don LemonLime was telling the Truth. hehe, "truth" at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (awdIT)

394 What stage do the drool bucket and diapers come in?
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (vDqXW)

Stage 2, usually.

Posted by: DocJ at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (NYS7S)

395 There is no possible way in f*ck that bumbling imbecile has a 170 IQ. Maybe if he took the test twice and that's an aggregate score....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Ct55T)

396 Why does Don Lemon's face always look like it was Photo-Shopped?

Really skeeves me out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (xPJvm)
..........

Toppik and pancake makeup.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (v0R5T)

397 The really sad thing about Don is he's a flucking idiot and it shows when he makes statements like this.

Now the court of public opinion is going to go over to his house and sit in his kitchen and eat all his meals.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (37IEG)

398 I would like to see the timeline.
-when the details were made public including "the noose" Jussy Fruit cried about,

-when Kamel and TBone Tweeted in sinc about "lynching".
-how soon the first draft of that "anti-lynching" bill was rammed through Congress

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (LL1Be)

399 387
I've got an inventive idea. How about we pre-package a Fake Hate Crime
Kit. We can take random letters cut from magazines, a piece of rope, a
paper-machete MAGA hat and a small container of bleach. For the
Professional Series Kits we add some shoe polish for blackface and a
Klan hood.

Patent Pending, of course.


Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (VpIIl)

Sounds like a Clue board game for the fake oppressed.

Posted by: Henchmen, Unemployed at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (t6MX/)

400
"Ahem..." -John Huston


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)

In fairness you were a terrible actor.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (TAmPV)

401 Holy shit on Van Fucking Jones. Really? Smollett is like Jackie Robinson?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (r+sAi)

402 A lie travels the globe before the truth gets out of bed is a hell of a quote. And that was via newspapers and telegrams.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (Oat/g)

403 Look, if you were a leftist and you looked around you, how hard do you figure you'd have to work at a hoax? Especially a black, homosexual actor? Hillary can literally commit espionage, fraud, lie under oath, even possibly contract out MURDER and she gets protected by the FBI. When's the last time a big time lefty really paid a price for what they did, or was even closely investigated?

Why would you be careful? Nothing is gonna happen to you, you're a quadruply protected class.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (39g3+)

404 Thanks, Broseidon. And you did us proud.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (Boy/L)

405 >>>There is no possible way in f*ck that bumbling imbecile has a 170 IQ



It's the total of the numbers. 7+1+0. His IQ is 8.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (VWp7G)

406 The "NEWS" people prefer their own "notional reality" the one inside their ears to objective reality and, you know, facts.

Ironic, isn't it.

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (9QAE6)

407 Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me?

Bleach removes stains and makes things white so symbolically they are removing his filthy gayness while at the same time making him white which is a sign of purity.I guess.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (TAmPV)

And with that, we have now officially thought about it more than he did when concocting this absurd scheme.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (Ct55T)

408
I've got an inventive idea. How about we pre-package a Fake Hate Crime
Kit. We can take random letters cut from magazines, a piece of rope, a
paper-machete MAGA hat and a small container of bleach. For the
Professional Series Kits we add some shoe polish for blackface and a
Klan hood.

Patent Pending, of course.



Don't forget the most important part. City locations of all CCTV cameras and the fvcking direction they're facing!


THIS is what happens when you don't buy the kit!

Posted by: Henchman 21 at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (sLicW)

409 400
"Ahem..." -John Huston


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)

In fairness you were a terrible actor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (TAmPV)

==========

More of a personality than an actor, really.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (ANN96)

410 Damn! That's freakin awesome! How much is the yearly maintenance on her?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (37IEG)


All together now:

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (nPGq2)

411 395 There is no possible way in f*ck that bumbling imbecile has a 170 IQ. Maybe if he took the test twice and that's an aggregate score....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Ct55T)

Common Core Math yo.

25+that circle is a hypotenuse+the letter z=170 IQ.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (yTfbH)

412 Don Lemon's thinking, "shit, I blew this guy for nothing. He's really not going to get me that spot on the show now."

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (VpIIl)

413 In fairness you were a terrible actor.

"You're just jealous, Mr Gitts"
--John Huston

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (39g3+)

414 I had to look up what Toppik was and now I'm buying some.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (1ISKN)

415 "Ahem..." -John Huston


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)

In fairness you were a terrible actor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (TAmPV)

**squint**--Clint Eastwood

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Boy/L)

416 Jussie consulted with all of his bleach friends.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (m45I2)

417 Rush is playing clips of the Chicago superintendent of police just ripping Juicy.

Good stuff.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (BF9rg)

418 He who Smollett, Dealt it.

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (GNgpN)

419 "Ahem..."
-John Huston
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)
---
Must be the damn Jews keeping my name out this!

Posted by: Ragin' Mel Gibson at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (vDqXW)

420 "Pounce pounce pounce
Seize seize seize "

Frankly, the fine felines of America are getting tired of this whole overused pounce meme. Pouncing only works when it's unexpected. Soon the word "pounce" will be as meaningless as the word "racist".

Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (tkNkP)

421 Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me? Is that
supposed to symbolize turning black people white or something?

Yes, and it's the theme of a stage-play that Jussie tried out for recently about a gay, black baseball player joining a white team.
https://tinyurl.com/y63wsxaz

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Dh1wo)

422 "Ahem..." -John Huston


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)

In fairness you were a terrible actor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (TAmPV)

Huston was a great actor. In a gruff, grizzled, cancer of the throat kind of way..

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (3sjI6)

423 1. The "NEWS" people prefer their own "notional reality" the one inside their ears to objective reality and, you know, facts.

Ironic, isn't it.

2. This is what logically follows from the all out push to subjectivize REALITY. SEE FOR EXAMPLE "THAT'S MA'AM"

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (9QAE6)

424 "Don Lemon's thinking, "shit, I blew this guy for nothing. He's really not going to get me that spot on the show now."
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (VpIIl)"

I'm sure he still appreciates the practice.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (oZ6kz)

425 "Ahem..." -John Huston

**squint**--Clint Eastwood

*looks blank*
--Kevin Costner

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (39g3+)

426 416
Jussie consulted with all of his bleach friends.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (m45I2)

Smolette! The best the left can get!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (t6MX/)

427 315 Ab Fab cast -Status unknown
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (U7Mh9)

I think Joanna Lumley is no longer with us. As of a couple three years ago. "

I DON'T WANT TO GET ON THE CART! I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!

Posted by: Joanna Lumley at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

428
Surviving Monkee takes to the streets...

https://twitter.com/i/status/1098256481416302594

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (jYje5)

429 Imagine if the hoax had succeeded.
Maybe some innocent perps would be in custody.
Maybe a race war.
Justice for Jussie = kill whitey?

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (w7KSn)

430 But rest assured, folks, there have not been any other hoax hate crimes in recent memory!

Posted by: This Is CNN at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (uloIh)

431 Don't forget the most important part. City locations of all CCTV cameras and the fvcking direction they're facing!

THIS is what happens when you don't buy the kit!


I thought you had an app for that?

And, jeebus, don't they mostly have a bunch of IR lighting? Just look for the red ring.

God, I'm in the sixth-safest city in California by some metrics and I've got the driveway flooded in enough IR to change channels in San Bruno.

Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (8erNz)

432 There is no possible way in f*ck that bumbling imbecile has a 170 IQ


Wait, somebody actually floated that idea? He pays somebody to NOT beat him down, so he has to self-harm a la Jim Carrey, and then he acts out a scene with the camera pointed the wrong way? This idiot can't even tell which way a camera is facing?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (sLicW)

433 BAD NEWS: There will be no Monkees Reunion

Peter Tork, bassist, dead at 77

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (QkjLD)
........

He took the last train to Clarksville?

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (v0R5T)

434 Cincinnati, aptly the home of the Flying Pig Marathon, and formerly known as Porkopolis, has been the 100th city to fight climate change by pledging to be powered 100% by renewable energy.

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (QkjLD)

435 Anyway most "normal" people do not feel any sympathy for an actor complaining about making $65,000 an episode when they're trying to live on $65,000 a year not doing acting..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (AllCR)

436 Our love's in Jeopardy, baby.

Posted by: Greg Kihn at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (/u6OF)

437 387

I've got an inventive idea. How about we pre-package a Fake Hate Crime

Kit. We can take random letters cut from magazines, a piece of rope, a

paper-machete MAGA hat and a small container of bleach. For the

Professional Series Kits we add some shoe polish for blackface and a

Klan hood.

Patent Pending, of course.




Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (VpIIl)

===
You will be hearing from my attorneys. #292

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (pw+jk)

438 "you say 'pounce' one more time without it being a tasty kitty snack and I'm gonna barf on your pillow. Again."
--Housecat

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (39g3+)

439 There is no possible way in f*ck that bumbling imbecile has a 170 IQ. Maybe if he took the test twice and that's an aggregate score....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Ct55T)
---
I have a high IQ and I do dumb shit all the time. IQ is no substitute for an orderly mind. IQ mainly measures the filing system, not the process, and not the execution.

Posted by: Ragin' Mel Gibson at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (vDqXW)

440 421
Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me? Is that

supposed to symbolize turning black people white or something?
Yes,
and it's the theme of a stage-play that Jussie tried out for recently
about a gay, black baseball player joining a white team.
https://tinyurl.com/y63wsxaz


Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Dh1wo)
And they made him sit in the bleachers!!!! Uh, no, but, puns.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (37IEG)

441 Let's not forget the irony that this is Black History Month.


If only it were Gay Pride Week in Chicago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

442 Entrance examinations also showed that the "Great Depression" resulted in a shocking level of malnutrition between the wars, and leftist theories on language instruction in the schools caused a significant decline in reading comprehension scores.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (d2mYc)

443 You know, outside of the obvious difference in hardships they encountered, do dullards like Van Jones realize that Jackie Robinson was the best 2B in baseball for his career and consistently one of the 5 or 10 best players in the league? What the fuck is Smollett the best at? Because it's not acting, and it's not hoaxing either.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)

444 maybe if jussie was a better actor.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (0O7c5)

445 Don Lemon's thinking, "shit, I blew this guy for nothing. He's really not going to get me that spot on the show now."
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (VpIIl)

You left out the last sentence in Lemon's "thought":
"OK, the semen was something, I suppose."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (3sjI6)

446 Nobody wants to eat Juicy's lunch, except maybe you, Don.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

447 401 Holy shit on Van Fucking Jones. Really? Smollett is like Jackie Robinson?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

ridiculous. Smollett didn't break the hate crime color barrier. lots of other blacks have been hanging nooses on their own doorknobs long before this.

Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (nFwvY)

448 1. The "NEWS" people prefer their own "notional reality" the one inside their ears to objective reality and, you know, facts.

Ironic, isn't it.

2. This is what logically follows from the all out push to subjectivize REALITY. SEE FOR EXAMPLE "THAT'S MA'AM"
======
Breitbart famously said, "Politics is downstream from culture"

Well, the left is still pushing the boundaries . . . because now the left wants REALITY is downstream from Culture.

Its actually not an exaggeration, is it.

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (UZ7Ci)

449 Ever notice how Steve Perry of Journey totally copied Sam Cooke's singing style? Once you notice it you can't un-notice it.



Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM
*********

Cause he's Pouncing, He's Seizing another
And its your turn now to cry.
Na na na na na,
Na na na na

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (0tfLf)

450 Bleach should have been the dead giveaway this was a fake. Who puts that much thought into a hate crime? "Oh yes, and bleach for symbolism. You see, bleach turns things white. So, bleach is a handy device to represent the inherent racism of it all. Forget that it literally can't turn skin from black to white. In fact, the entire ignorance of that fact all plays symbolically to represent the overall ignorance of racism that's a sine qua non of every Trumpian.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (VpIIl)

451 Inventor of the Tork Wrench.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (/u6OF)

452 Don Lemmon. Star of the room temperature IQ brigade. He must carry a life sized replica of his brain to avoid any nose picking tragedies.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (el8j3)

453 I've got an inventive idea. How about we pre-package a Fake Hate Crime

Kit. We can take random letters cut from magazines, a piece of rope, a

paper-machete MAGA hat and a small container of bleach. For the Professional Series Kits we add some shoe polish for blackface and a

Klan hood.


Needs a confederate flag and an Al Sharpton wig.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (Boy/L)

454 Why was A Star Is Born nominated for best picture? Originality?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (4e+hS)

455 I thought you had an app for that?


And, jeebus, don't they mostly have a bunch of IR lighting? Just look for the red ring.


God, I'm in the sixth-safest city in California by some metrics and
I've got the driveway flooded in enough IR to change channels in San
Bruno.



LOL, I know, right? This would be seriously laughable if the potential consequences weren't so dire. The chances of not acting this out in front of a camera in chi-town were about the same as winning the power ball.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (sLicW)

456 Journalism/Reporters: We prefer our narrative to the truth.

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (9QAE6)

457 OMG! OMG!

Scientists warn of 'palm trees and crocodiles' in Arctic...

And you thought Jussie's story was not credible.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

458 451 Inventor of the Tork Wrench.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (/u6OF)

The patent for the Monkee Wrench was shared amongst all four.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (Ct55T)

459 You know, outside of the obvious difference in hardships they encountered, do dullards like Van Jones realize that Jackie Robinson was the best 2B in baseball for his career and consistently one of the 5 or 10 best players in the league? What the fuck is Smollett the best at? Because it's not acting, and it's not hoaxing either.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)

Well, he be da bez gay, black homosexual in a TV series I never seen, so dats worth sumthin'.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (3sjI6)

460 The goal of the whole hoax was to tarnish all Trump supporters with accusations of racism and homophobia. The despicable things the media has been accusing us of since 2016 are so untrue that they can't find a single authentic example to back up their claims

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Xqutu)

461 Subway hit the lotto on this one. They got 1M plus in advertising currency from this. Word on the street is they will cater a lifetime of supply of their goods to JS.
It will henceforth be called The Social Justice Pacifier and Butt Plug.
Price to peons is your soul. Eat up me heartys.

Its a wrap consisting mainly of kosher black forest ham wrapped in baloney.

Posted by: Ray at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (AVxHd)

462 I had to look up what Toppik was and now I'm buying some.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (1ISKN)
.........

Don't forget to tape off your forehead.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

463 We should petition the Republican Party to change their symbol of an elephant to instead an ocelot. To symbolise their ability to pounce and seize.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (awdIT)

464 Poll: Who's dumber. Dim Lemon or Jussy Smollett?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Mof8D)

465 In fact, the entire ignorance of that fact all plays
symbolically to represent the overall ignorance of racism that's a sine
qua non of every Trumpian.


Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (VpIIl)

I would have loved to sit in on the planning meeting for this hoax.

Booker: "And then, you pour bleach on yourself to turn yourself white."
Kamala: "Excellent, Cory."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (t6MX/)

466 Scientists warn of 'palm trees and crocodiles' in Arctic...

....when the sun goes red giant.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Boy/L)

467
Yeah that's how I got mine done. It was kind of hilarious, the guy was working on his PhD in psychology and his thesis was that smart children are the result of one smart parent and one dumb one. So he did all four of us brothers and mom and dad and found out there was no dumb parent and we all were pushing or were genius level. Not sure what he did with his thesis after that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (39g3+)

I think that PhD candidate was on to something because two of the DUMBEST guys I know--an uncle and a guy I work with each have two super-intelligent, high-achieving kids. These guys are dumb, believe me--blank stares, you have to repeat something 6 times, they can't grasp any new concept. Their wives must be genius level.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (NFEMn)

468 Sounds like a Clue board game for the fake oppressed.

*******

Ummm...The Nigerians..with the rope...in the early morning streets of Chicago.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (m45I2)

469 Is "eat his lunch" a gay dogwhistle for "toss his salad"???

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (jjaLl)

470 @454 probably because Lady Gaga is in it, and she's a huge supporter of gays. Hollywood, you might have noticed, is flooded with gays.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)

471 He can keep his lunch.

Cthulhu wants to eat his soul. Ph'nglui ftaghn.

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (Bdeb0)

472 Poll: Who's dumber. Dim Lemon or Jussy Smollett?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Mof8D)

Lemon. Smollet was taken down by hubris more than lack of brains.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (NFEMn)

473 450 Bleach should have been the dead giveaway this was a fake.

There were so many 'tells' with this one...

Why bleach and not muriatic acid if it's really a hate crime? This is a common sort of attack in the UK and you can walk out the self-check line at Home Depot with a gallon and pay cash.

Any dumbshit can look up how to knot a noose on the 'net in thirty seconds. And these dudes PRACTICED?

The Nigerian Twinks bugged out to the Dark Continent by way of a bunch of readily traceable transportation media?

This thing stunk from day one.

Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (8erNz)

474 I am liking the Hoax Clue Game idea.
Can you guess the Hoax in under 30 seconds like we did with Smollett.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (r+sAi)

475 The despicable things the media has been accusing
us of since 2016 are so untrue that they can't find a single authentic
example to back up their claims

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Xqutu)

Conveniently, a white supremacist, Trump supporting Coastie gets hauled in on weapons charges that the ATF, literally, almost never prosecutes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)

476 CNN. Clorox. Nigerians. Nooses.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (/u6OF)

477 Fake Hate Crime Clue-


Haven Monahan...with the glass table top...in the frat house

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (m45I2)

478 Hollywood, you might have noticed, is flooded with gays.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)

Say it ain't so.

Posted by: Mel Brooks at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (qEujL)

479 Don Lemon is like a thing recently arrived from another planet, with no understanding of Earth Reality.

Is there anybody who really _chooses_ to watch and listen to him, and believes what he says?

Is there anybody alive who ever says to their friends "Hey Don Lemon made a really cogent point today?"

How do these weirdos get viewers? I haven't watched TV in over a decade, and what bits I hear about are 100X worse now than when I quit watching.

Posted by: gp at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (mk9aG)

480 did his clothes even show signs of bleach? If it was straight out of the bottle, it would have left evidence for sure.


Really nasty if you get it in your mouth. I had some 5% mixed by the sink, not properly labelled, mistook it for a water bottle and started to drink it once ... ugghh.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (Cus5s)

481 I hope they throw the book at him. I mean it's not Like Chicago PD has anything else going on to keep them busy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (Mof8D)

482 Has anyone ever thought that Jussie wanted to get caught?

Maybe he wants his dramatic day in court where he gets to shout out about how terrible Trump and this country is. He knows if he is allowed to do this, he'll not only become a leftist hero, but insure enough fame that when he gets out to at least get a job at CNN or MSLSD.

Posted by: Sooner at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (Fs5vw)

483 probably because Lady Gaga is in it, and she's a huge supporter of gays. Hollywood, you might have noticed, is flooded with gays.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)

You reminded me of something. Are actors and actresses really that PRO-GAY? Or do they act that way for their careers?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (NFEMn)

484 When will this be made into a movie?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (/u6OF)

485 Is there an on-ramp to the next parallel universe? This one has gone off the rails.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (uGHnY)

486 If he can make it thru McDonalds University, they will eat his lunch. But I'm not sure he has what it takes.

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (9lCXX)

487 Conveniently, a white supremacist, Trump supporting Coastie gets hauled in on weapons charges that the ATF, literally, almost never prosecutes.

Who we will be required to denounce whilst rending our garments.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (Boy/L)

488 Hollywood, you might have noticed, is flooded with gays.

For whatever reason, my brother used to subscribe to Premier magazine and when AIDS started to hit big, they did this retrospective each year of the people who died from it that year. The list was huge and I think it was supposed to be sobering or a memorial or something, just names and jobs. But ... it was unintentionally comical. 90% of the names were makeup artists, dancers, dance choreographers, or hairdressers. It was like a list of French dead and most of them being chefs and beret makers.

After a while they stopped running the list, i think they figured out it wasn't helping matters any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (39g3+)

489 The despicable things the media has been accusing

us of since 2016 are so untrue that they can't find a single authentic

example to back up their claims



Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Xqutu)

===
This just proves how really, really racist racist USKKKA is under Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: This is CNN at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

490 Mom called 'em "Educated Idiots"

Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (gmo/4)

491
Jusssie will literally have guys eating his lunch in prison

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (TAmPV)

492 Yeah, I'm thinking the new Subway Sandwich, The Smollet, is just a bunch of baloney on a plate.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (VpIIl)

493 I'm sure the next time a hate crime is faked against Trump supporters the perp(s) will do a much better job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (AllCR)

494 474
I am liking the Hoax Clue Game idea.
Can you guess the Hoax in under 30 seconds like we did with Smollett.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (r+sAi)

Player 1: C list actor, with bleach and a noose, by Nigerian princes, behind a camera facing the other way?
Player 2: Holy shit! Good guess.
All: *laughter and smiles*
Fine print: Race hate not included.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (t6MX/)

495 The stupid. It burns.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (hCPQ1)

496 I was a Tork wench.

Posted by: A Monkee's groupie at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (DMUuz)

497 When will this be made into a movie?

When Hollywood can find the appropriate straight white female to play Smollett.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (Boy/L)

498 Juan Williams > Don Lemon
(it was a close one)

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (v0R5T)

499 Hollywood is pro fakery. Thats all they are pro.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (el8j3)

500 Jusssie will literally have guys eating his lunch in prison

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (TAmPV)

He'll have his fill of tossed salad on his new show, "Scared Straight."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (t6MX/)

501 The despicable things the media has been accusing us of since 2016 are
so untrue that they can't find a single authentic example to back up
their claims



As I mentioned a couple of days ago - part of the Covington settlement suit against WaPo should be that every day they run a front page retraction of every single hoax hate crime they pushed - even if they retracted it somewhere in the obits or entertainment section.


Guarantee 90% of the readership would have no idea that any of these turned out to be false, and after 3 weeks of daily "it wasn't real" headlines, enough of them might go fetal that we'd get a little rest and quiet for a week or two.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (sLicW)

502 484
When will this be made into a movie?


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Right after Trump nationalizes Hollywood.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (4e+hS)

503 "Who we will be required to denounce" That guy deserves denouncing. Thank God he was caught in time.

Posted by: gp at February 21, 2019 12:35 PM (mk9aG)

504 450 - "Bleach should have been the dead giveaway this was a fake."

not to mention the reality - two idiot thugs headed out to hunt down a gay black man at 10:00PM he evening before...

"You got the bleach?"
"NO! I thought you had it!"
"Shit, now we gotta go and buy some bleach - is there a QuikTrip or 7-Eleven around here? Maybe a WaWa?"
"How the fluck should I know! You're the one who lives here, I'm just visiting to do hate crime!"
"Asshole, we'll go back to my place, I have an empty Tabasco bottle we can use and I think my girlfriend has some bleach"
"The colorsafe stuff?"
"Shut the fluck up you asshat and get back in the van, it's an hour and a half back to my apartment - shit we won't get started till about 2:00 in the morning if this kinda crap keeps up. You have the rope, RIGHT? RIGHT?"
"Fluck you, yes, shut up and drive. I don't want to be doing this hate crime shit all night, my balls are freezing off".


Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:35 PM (37IEG)

505 Yeah, I'm thinking the new Subway Sandwich, The Smollet, is just a bunch of baloney on a plate.

Wrapped in a clothesline cord.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:35 PM (Boy/L)

506 The goal of the whole hoax was to tarnish all Trump supporters with accusations of racism and homophobia.

Right, people keep talking about how this would ruin someone's life or put them in prison: nobody was targeted. Jussie didn't have two dudes in mind. They were just representatives of the evil Trump Train. They were to show how bad MAGA is, there wasn't ever anyone specific in mind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+)

507 >>> Who commented earlier that Trump needs to order Subway and tweet it?

Trump as subway spokesman > Jussie as Subway spokeotherkin > Jared as subway spokespedo

Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (hvf9s)

508 I was a Tork wench.

Posted by: A Monkee's groupie at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (DMUuz)



**** 1/2

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sLicW)

509 482 Has anyone ever thought that Jussie wanted to get caught?

Maybe he wants his dramatic day in court where he gets to shout out about how terrible Trump and this country is. He knows if he is allowed to do this, he'll not only become a leftist hero, but insure enough fame that when he gets out to at least get a job at CNN or MSLSD.
Posted by: Sooner

that or the prison buttseks.

Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (nFwvY)

510 Guess the Hoax:
Hippocampus, Alcohol, Beach Friends

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (r+sAi)

511 Will someone please ask Don Lemon why he is not covering the two legitimate deaths of gay black men in West Hollywood pad owned by Ed Buck???


Or is it that Ed Buck is getting better advice about how to handle the PR fall-out of shooting meth overdoses into his prostitutes?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (W+vEI)

512 254 I could have swore Beckel died last year...my bad.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (aebvo)


I think you're thinking of another fat ass bloviator Ed Schultz.

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (Vsh+M)

513 You reminded me of something. Are actors and actresses really that PRO-GAY? Or do they act that way for their careers?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (NFEMn)

Oh, it's in their contract. They get a nickel for every time they endorse homosexuality. Or a Demonicrat politician. Or denounce climate change. The women get a dime because cleavage.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (3sjI6)

514 Bichons>Corgis

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (RZ6R1)

515 Girl power!

Female Viking warrior's remarkable grave sheds new light on ancient society

An incredible grave containing the skeleton of a Viking warrior, long thought to be male, has been confirmed as female, researchers say.

The 10th-century grave, known as Bj. 581, was first discovered on the Swedish island of Bjorko in the late 19th century. Stunning artifacts found in the grave indicated that it belonged to a high-status Viking warrior, who, for over a century, was assumed to be male.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)

516
Yeah, I'm thinking the new Subway Sandwich, The Smollet, is just a bunch of baloney on a plate.

With a white wine sauce.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (TAmPV)

517 487 Conveniently, a white supremacist, Trump supporting Coastie gets hauled in on weapons charges that the ATF, literally, almost never prosecutes.

Who we will be required to denounce whilst rending our garments."

I think that story is gonna die pretty quickly because there's actually nothing there except drug addiction, insanity, and He Said Mean Things on the Internets! No ones gonna spend time "defending" him because he's obviously out of his mind, but he didn't actually do all that much, other than say stupid things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)

518 Two surviving Beatles join two surviving Monkees.

The Meatles?

The Bonkees?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (/u6OF)

519 You know, that Hitler guy really lost in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (Mof8D)

520 The bleach was to show the MAGA White Supremacists wanted to change Smullets skin color from the hated brown to the Pure White.... that's how bad it is in Trump's America!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (jjaLl)

521 Hollywood, you might have noticed, is flooded with gays.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM


And they look fabulous!

Posted by: Will at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (DMUuz)

522 Hollywood, you might have noticed, is flooded with gays.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
.........

It's raining men!

Posted by: John Travolta at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

523 When will this be made into a movie?
---
When the collective memory cools and they can fictionalize "the moral truth" behind it.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (vDqXW)

524 *facepalm*


In other, happier news, looks like I'm getting out of the hospital today.

YAY !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (NZ+Vf)

525 328 They used bleach because they were idiots and did know what bleach was.

You can easily get a bottle of drain cleaner, even the stuff that doesn't work for shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)


The property receipt listed three containers of bleach. One was under the sink. The others were elsewhere in the apartment. I figure the one under the sink was normal household stock. The ones in the hallway would be the extracurricular ones.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (di1hb)

526
238 194 At least buy the different implements in different locations.

Jeez.

One item at a time along with some other stuff to make the purchase look more normal, one person at a time, dressed differently each time, use a mix of different kinds of shops, go through the self-check at Home Depot, and spread it out over at least a six-week period.

I mean, that'd be kinda the minimum.
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (8erNz)

==========

Nope! Do it all at once!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ANN96)







Hey, I always buy my shovel, plastic sheeting, duct tape and quicklime at Home Depot in one shot. Never had a problem.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (veoSD)

527 511
Will someone please ask Don Lemon why he is not covering the two
legitimate deaths of gay black men in West Hollywood pad owned by Ed
Buck???





Or is it that Ed Buck is getting better advice about how to handle
the PR fall-out of shooting meth overdoses into his prostitutes?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (W+vEI)

Nice. RIP, poor tortured souls.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (t6MX/)

528 254 I could have swore Beckel died last year...my bad.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (aebvo)



Mandela effect?

LOL, I remember when I was positive that Anthony Perkins had died of AIDS. Then, he died of AIDS. Go fig.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (sLicW)

529 but he didn't actually do all that much, other than say stupid things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)

well then.

*holds out hands for cuffs*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (9oE3U)

530 And the mass hysteria continues:

@MrAndyNgo

As the Smollett story fell apart, this allegedly happened in San Fran this week: anonymous man w/ "impeach Trump" sign says he received threatening letters from MAGA fan and his home was egged. He says he is fearful. He went to the media -- but not the police.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (W+vEI)

531 460
The goal of the whole hoax was to tarnish all Trump supporters with
accusations of racism and homophobia. The despicable things the media
has been accusing us of since 2016 are so untrue that they can't find a
single authentic example to back up their claims

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Xqutu)


There is literally no logical pathway from "Hate Hoax" to "more money" from producers into Jussee's pocket..

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (ymnmz)

532 part of the Covington settlement suit against WaPo should be that every day they run a front page

Better- every day WE get to write the front page.

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (9lCXX)

533 Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (NZ+Vf)

Glad to hear that!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (AllCR)

534 So this putz also wrote the letter to himself and put the ground aspirin in it...a FEDERAL CRIME. Let's see if our vaunted Justice/FBI will charge him on this!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (bim/x)

535 You reminded me of something. Are actors and actresses really that PRO-GAY?

I think most of them find it distasteful, but they like and know a lot of homosexuals, friends and co workers etc. So it wouldn't be easy to go against them and its an easy way to seem progressive and important.

I mean, if you're basically a lightweight idiot who repeats words other people wrote for a living you are likely going to want something to give your life a meaning and importance, and hence are easily manipulated by others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (39g3+)

536 There is no possible way in f*ck that bumbling imbecile has a 170 IQ. Maybe if he took the test twice and that's an aggregate score....
=========
Ha. I mean, well, by comparison, Steven Hawking has an IQ of 160. There's just not that many people with IQ's in that range, let alone, above that range. Like odds of winning the lottery are better. . . I think.

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (d451d)

537 The 10th-century grave, known as Bj. 581, was first discovered on the Swedish island of Bjorko in the late 19th century. Stunning artifacts found in the grave indicated that it belonged to a high-status Viking warrior, who, for over a century, was assumed to be male."

Okay, who named her B. J.? She's gonna make one hell of a PolterGeist!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)

538 Will someone please ask Don Lemon why he is not covering the two legitimate deaths of gay black men in West Hollywood pad owned by Ed Buck???


Or is it that Ed Buck is getting better advice about how to handle the PR fall-out of shooting meth overdoses into his prostitutes?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (W+vEI)

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Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (3sjI6)

539 Beckel is a great American!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (SkuXa)

540 Two of the worst things you can be to the left:

[] Wrong in the court of public opinion
[] On the wrong side of history

Jussie is doomed.

Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (hvf9s)

541 Keep in mind leftard braintrust and progressive hero Alec Baldwin is fond of calling people queer and faggot so he must be very pro-homo.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (el8j3)

542 LOL, I remember when I was positive that Anthony Perkins had died of AIDS. Then, he died of AIDS. Go fig.


Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (sLicW)

Uhhhmm...I'm good though right? You don't see anything about Cannibals dying? of like anything soon?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (9oE3U)

543 464 Poll: Who's dumber. Dim Lemon or Jussy Smollett?

AOC

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (QkjLD)

544 part of the Covington settlement suit against WaPo should be that every day they run a front page
---
They should be legally required to change their motto: Truth dies in our darkness.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (vDqXW)

545 522 Hollywood, you might have noticed, is flooded with gays.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)


really ?

Posted by: Tom's crew at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (RZ6R1)

546 anonymous man w/ "impeach Trump" sign says he received threatening letters from MAGA fan and his home was egged.

The Portland idiots claimed that three (separate) gay people were assaulted last weekend by members of the Proud Boys in a maroon SUV. No, the police had not been called.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (Boy/L)

547
Two surviving Beatles join two surviving Monkees.

The Meatles?

The Bonkees?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (/u6OF)







Imagine Dragons? They're annoying enough to be plausible...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (veoSD)

548 Hollywood has long had gays, blacks, and leftists ... in no single one of those ways was Jussie breaking into the White Supremacist land of Hollywood (or HipHop). (as if he is just like Robinson breaking the color barrier in MLB)



Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

549 I'll buy it. His salary excuse buys him federal wire fraud charges, too.

Kamel and TBone are strangely and uncharacteristically silent.

Flip, Jussie, Flip!


Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (LL1Be)


You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Wild -Haired Socialist Man at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (hLRSq)

550 537
The 10th-century grave, known as Bj. 581, was first discovered on the
Swedish island of Bjorko in the late 19th century. Stunning artifacts
found in the grave indicated that it belonged to a high-status Viking
warrior, who, for over a century, was assumed to be male."



Okay, who named her B. J.? She's gonna make one hell of a PolterGeist!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)
I'm still trying to decide why finding something in a grave with someone necessarily proves without a doubt they're the owner and user of said items.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (37IEG)

551 I wonder if the salary story came from Jussie or from the brothers. I would not believe a whole lot from Jussie.
I also think that since he has been an actor since childhood he is living in a bubble. Oh and his Mom was a Black Panther type. So he literally is so inexperienced and isolated he wrote an effing check to his co-conspirators! In the memo box, it says "For hoax attack." Just kidding on that one. I think.

Posted by: PJ at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (qlTN9)

552 Oh SHIT!!!

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (pw+jk)

553 Chick Viking was armed to the teeth!

https://fxn.ws/2NiOT3i

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)

554 Om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Ummmm goood

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (hbFlw)

555 here is literally no logical pathway from "Hate Hoax" to "more money" from producers into Jussee's pocket

Before this event: almost nobody knows who Jussie is
After this event: household name

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (39g3+)

556 Eat his lunch?! You mean the sandwich he never dropped, or the salad he callously left behind?

Posted by: Spamf Roming at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (Xsg3t)

557 Didn't Trump call Don Lemon the "stupidest man on tv"?

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (cfSLd)

558 Scientists warn of 'palm trees and crocodiles' in Arctic...
..........

Will there be hula girls?

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

559 543 464 Poll: Who's dumber. Dim Lemon or Jussy Smollett?



read my book

Posted by: Charles Murray at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (RZ6R1)

560 492 Yeah, I'm thinking the new Subway Sandwich, The Smollet, is just a bunch of baloney on a plate.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (VpIIl)

They focus-grouped the slogan "Have a Juicy Smollett at Subway!" but it didn't do so great.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (RD7QR)

561
As the Smollett story fell apart, this allegedly happened in San Fran this week: anonymous man w/ "impeach Trump" sign says he received threatening letters from MAGA fan and his home was egged. He says he is fearful. He went to the media -- but not the police.


Lol. Somehow in a city full of anti-Trump signs this guy got singled out.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)

562 It's like a scene from a Seinfeld episode.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Also, if you've ever read any Elmore Leonard. He loved writing about stupid criminals.

Posted by: Biergood at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (uGKH7)

563 I mean, if you're basically a lightweight idiot who repeats words other people wrote for a living you are likely going to want something to give your life a meaning and importance, and hence are easily manipulated by others.
=========
That said some, few, actors are very smart. James Woods. Dolph Lundgren probably.
There is an actress, I forget her name, but she's brilliant, won an international contest for foreign exchange speculation- I think it was like a million dollar prize.

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (d451d)

564 Mom called 'em "Educated Idiots"
Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (gmo/4)

----

Educated far beyond their intelligence levels

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (flINI)

565 Hoax Clue


The former governor did it ...with the rooftop petcarrier...on vacation

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (m45I2)

566 515
Girl power!



Female Viking warrior's remarkable grave sheds new light on ancient society



An incredible grave containing the skeleton of a Viking warrior,
long thought to be male, has been confirmed as female, researchers say.



The 10th-century grave, known as Bj. 581, was first discovered on
the Swedish island of Bjorko in the late 19th century. Stunning
artifacts found in the grave indicated that it belonged to a high-status
Viking warrior, who, for over a century, was assumed to be male.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)


First to say did you just assume it's gender!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (ymnmz)

567 553
Chick Viking was armed to the teeth!



https://fxn.ws/2NiOT3i

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)

Honorary 'ettte.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (t6MX/)

568 Sounds like a Clue board game for the fake oppressed.

*******

Ummm...The Nigerians..with the rope...in the early morning streets of Chicago. Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (m45I2)

I would so crowdfund that! Could be hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 12:43 PM (hvf9s)

569 I have a high IQ and I do dumb shit all the time. IQ is no substitute for an orderly mind. IQ mainly measures the filing system, not the process, and not the execution.
Posted by: Ragin' Mel Gibson at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (vDqXW)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
I always wondered how high IQ works for capital crimes. Some attempt to avoid capital punishment due to low IQ. For high IQ's do they lethal inject you twice?

Posted by: theATL at February 21, 2019 12:43 PM (aV1UA)

570 There was a little Black boy who wanted to make a difference in the world.
He thought one day I could do it with only one glove.

That boy was Mich .. umm .. Jackie Robinson

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:43 PM (QkjLD)

571
492 Yeah, I'm thinking the new Subway Sandwich, The Smollet, is just a bunch of baloney on a plate.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (VpIIl)


Nice!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 12:43 PM (9oE3U)

572 Before this event: almost nobody knows who Jussie is

After this event: household name


Household name?
But just this morning we discussed how the NYT, NBC and others shoved the story below the fold.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.


But what if there's no publicity?


Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 12:43 PM (LL1Be)

573 I mean, if you're basically a lightweight idiot who repeats words other
people wrote for a living you are likely going to want something to give
your life a meaning and importance, and hence are easily manipulated by
others.

====
90% of actors have never graduated High School.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (pw+jk)

574 VICTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Again, this little fucker, when the police said they had two suspects, he was giddy to help the police identify and convict...until he learned the two suspects where his co-horts. The little shithead would have put two innocent people away...and likely been lobbying for tough long sentences knowing it was all untrue.

He needs a very long stay in the pen...VERY long.

Posted by: Orson at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (uwIJs)

575 OT:

If you're ever looking for a good chicken salad "recipe"...

almost equal parts mayo and Frank's Red Hot sauce (or similar... something with body to it, not like Tabasco), add in some capers and sesame seeds. And chicken, too, of course.

It's pretty darn good.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (Ct55T)

576 Lol. Somehow in a city full of anti-Trump signs this guy got singled out.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)
---------------

Yeah, and it's not like the SF PD wouldn't jump all over the chance to investigate a hate crime against the resistance.

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (qC1Sy)

577 "He says he is fearful. He went to the media -- but not the police."

Well duh! He's no dummy. You go to the POlice with your hoax you can end up in a jail cell. See Smollet, Jussie

Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (tkNkP)

578 561
As the Smollett story fell apart, this allegedly happened in San Fran this week: anonymous man w/ "impeach Trump" sign says he received threatening letters from MAGA fan and his home was egged. He says he is fearful. He went to the media -- but not the police.


Lol. Somehow in a city full of anti-Trump signs this guy got singled out.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)

Again they're from a city that no more would have 'MAGA fan' than a 'NO GAYS' sign.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (cF8AT)

579 >>Two of the worst things you can be to the left:

[] Wrong in the court of public opinion
[] On the wrong side of history

Jussie is doomed.



Or Obama's favorite, "failed messaging" of crap policy ideas. Because only if one uses the proper messaging, stupid Americans would then see the brilliance of Democrat ideas/policies.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (W+vEI)

580 561


As the Smollett story fell apart, this allegedly happened in San
Fran this week: anonymous man w/ "impeach Trump" sign says he received
threatening letters from MAGA fan and his home was egged. He says he is
fearful. He went to the media -- but not the police.





Lol. Somehow in a city full of anti-Trump signs this guy got singled out.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)


Shoulda seen the sign. It was gold Jerry.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ymnmz)

581 That said some, few, actors are very smart. James Woods. Dolph Lundgren probably.

There is an actress, I forget her name, but she's brilliant, won an
international contest for foreign exchange speculation- I think it was
like a million dollar prize.

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (d451d)
Hedy Lamar - invented frequency hopping.And didn't play herself in Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (37IEG)

582 Again they're from a city that no more would have 'MAGA fan' than a 'NO GAYS' sign.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (cF8AT)

Projection.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (t6MX/)

583 I think most of them find it distasteful, but they like and know a lot of homosexuals, friends and co workers etc. So it wouldn't be easy to go against them and its an easy way to seem progressive and important.

There is a horizon moving from:

Rejection
Disregard
Tolerance
Acceptance
Embrace
Advocacy

Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (8erNz)

584 GLUE!

The interactive U.S.-Mexico board game! Artfully navigate the human-flypaper, get a job spreading mulch...but one false step, and you're stuck, squirming under the hot sun, damned to slow death!

For all ages. By Mattel.

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (Bdeb0)

585 how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?

Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)

586 Before this event: almost nobody knows who Jussie is
After this event: household name
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (39g3+)

You know what they say. In Hollyweird or DC, any publicity is good publicity.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (3sjI6)

587 Hedy Lamar - invented frequency hopping.And didn't play herself in Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (37IEG)
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That was Hedley!

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (vDqXW)

588 The way things are going this month, the dims will soon want a "white history month"

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (RZ6R1)

589 bleach is more common to buy and own ... if they had bought acid or some such, that might have been more obvious. Also bleach is safer, but sounds like a chemical attack.

But the plan was pretty stupid, so who knows what Jussie was thinking.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (Cus5s)

590 574
VICTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Again, this little fucker, when the police said they had two
suspects, he was giddy to help the police identify and convict...until
he learned the two suspects where his co-horts. The little shithead
would have put two innocent people away...and likely been lobbying for
tough long sentences knowing it was all untrue.



He needs a very long stay in the pen...VERY long.

Posted by: Orson at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (uwIJs)


Do you suppose they did a fake line up with all cops in it and he picked out a couple?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (ymnmz)

591 585
how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?

Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)

Pink sword.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (9oE3U)

592 585
how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?

Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)
Probably the pelvis

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (37IEG)

593 >>Rejection
Disregard
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (8erNz)

Submission
Bondage
Latex

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)

594 The smartest actress in the world is Meryl Streep.

Posted by: Meryl Streep at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (qEujL)

595 Don Lemon swallowed Smollett's story faster than he swallows Cooper's jizz.
I hope Lemon is one of the clowns Sanderman is going to sue.

Also, when are people going to start asking Booker and Harris about their fitness to lead, when they fell for such an obvious hoax.
"Corey how can we take you and T-Bone seriously when you can't even tell fake hate from the real thing?"

Posted by: Iblis at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (9221z)

596
585

how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?



Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)


=====
Small feet so she could stand closer to the stove.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (pw+jk)

597 Hollywood, you might have noticed, is flooded with gays.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
.........

Bunch of homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

598 Any indications as to what the DA will offer for a plea bargain yet?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (AzW6q)

599 90% of actors have never graduated High School.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM

Where did that statistic come from? I find that hard to believe, and I think actors run the gamut of intelligence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)

600 594
The smartest actress in the world is Meryl Streep.

Posted by: Meryl Streep at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (qEujL)
Matt Damon! Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (37IEG)

601 Posted by: Orson at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (uwIJs)

Yup. He would have loved to see any two random Whiteys go to jail for it, knowing they were innocent.

The real kick in the clackerbag is that any two random white dudes from Chicago are almost certainly going to be sniveling lefties, "down with the sturggle", "allies", etc., but who cares, right? They're guilty of being white, so what difference does it make if they go to jail?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (Ct55T)

602 If Lemon's right, then can't Smollett sue his advisors?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (VaN/j)

603 Benny@bennyjohnson 42 minutes ago

To everyone looking for a politically motivated hate crime to be angry about:

Here's video of a young conservative being attacked & beaten by a leftist on the campus of UC Berkeley.

I have verified the authenticity of the video.

The victim was recruiting for @TPUSA.

More soon

http://tinyurl.com/y5hrucbr

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (cF8AT)

604 anonymous man w/ "impeach Trump" sign says he received threatening letters from MAGA fan

Did he just write 'Anonymous' on the envelope and it got delivered to you?

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (9lCXX)

605 Don Lemon strikes me as not being very smart.

And by that I mean dumb as shit.

Posted by: SH at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (sX1BW)

606 This whole affair is so laughable that I wouldn't be surprised if Smollett cops an inanity plea.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (m45I2)

607 They knew the Viking was a woman because of the whalebone implants. Years before silicone bolt-ons.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (el8j3)

608 598
Any indications as to what the DA will offer for a plea bargain yet?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (AzW6q)

Community service as a sensitivity training leader.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (t6MX/)

609 599 90% of actors have never graduated High School.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM

Where did that statistic come from? I find that hard to believe, and I think actors run the gamut of intelligence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)

85% of statistics on the Internet are false.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (Ct55T)

610 My wife was telling me last night that the neighborhood that Jussie was "mugged" in is *all* gays and African Americans.

Or as imaginary conservatives called it, "MAGA Country".

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (vDqXW)

611 I'm still trying to decide why finding something in a grave with someone necessarily proves without a doubt they're the owner and user of said items."

I think the idea is, that if the guy who lives down the street dies, and you end up having to bury him, you're not gonna go throw a whole bunch of your own valuable shit in his grave because you're just sick of it or something. So they assume it was his, or hers, and the heirs couldn't agree on how to split it up so they put it in the ground with the body.

Why it's so rare to find an intact grave like that, all the way from Scandinavia down to the Valley of the Kings in Egypt, is that somebody at the time always knows some really good shit is buried down there, and usually somebody always sneaks back and digs it all up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)

612 597 Hollywood, you might have noticed, is flooded with gays.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
.........

Bunch of homos.
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (v0R5T)


I thought H-wood was flooded with Pedophiles.

Posted by: Iblis at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (9221z)

613 581 That said some, few, actors are very smart. James Woods. Dolph Lundgren probably.

There is an actress, I forget her name, but she's brilliant, won an
international contest for foreign exchange speculation- I think it was
like a million dollar prize.

Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (d451d)
Hedy Lamar - invented frequency hopping.And didn't play herself in Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (37IEG)

Co-invented, with George Antheil.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

614 Don Lemon analyzing the Jussie situation : https://is.gd/KVjAsV

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (4e+hS)

615 >>>585 how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)

Biologically female penis.

Posted by: Caliban at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (qEujL)

616 But the plan was pretty stupid, so who knows what Jussie was thinking.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (Cus5s)


Thinking? How do you do that?--Juss Another Negro Faking a Hate Hoax.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (3sjI6)

617 599 90% of actors have never graduated High School.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM

Where did that statistic come from? I find that hard to believe, and I think actors run the gamut of intelligence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)

Statistics can be used to prove anything. 45% of all people know that.

Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

618 The fact that these a-holes (Lemon) are still in a position to spout their BS and haven't been laughed into obscurity is a sign of how sick our society is. i don't think we're capable of getting back to where we once were and I hate saying that.

Posted by: JROD at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (M94/d)

619


Did Jessie amd Don hook up or something?

Dude is going to be eating lunch for sure.

Posted by: E buzz at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (z8c2c)

620 607
They knew the Viking was a woman because of the whalebone implants. Years before silicone bolt-ons.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (el8j3)

The European Carryall was a good giveaway.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (t6MX/)

621 Or as imaginary conservatives called it, "MAGA Country".
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (vDqXW)


Of course, as Trump helps lift blacks up, it really will be MAGA country in a few more years!

Posted by: Iblis at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (9221z)

622 how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?

Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)

The researchers determined he identified as a woman. Thus, is a woman.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (yTfbH)

623 594 The smartest actress in the world is Meryl Streep.

One of the most overrated of all time

Screen presence of a sawhorse

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (RZ6R1)

624 610
My wife was telling me last night that the neighborhood that Jussie was "mugged" in is *all* gays and African Americans.



Or as imaginary conservatives called it, "MAGA Country".

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (vDqXW)
Yeah - MAGA - Stands forM(anly) A(frican-Americans) G(ay) A(frican-Americans).

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (37IEG)

625 606 This whole affair is so laughable that I wouldn't be surprised if Smollett cops an inanity plea.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (m45I2)

He hasn't gotten laid in years, on account'a him and his b/f got the Trumpeopathic Sudden Onset Limpdick Syndrome.

It's enough to make anyone crazy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Ct55T)

626 Winny from The Wonder Years has a Phd......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (jjaLl)

627 Nood. Countess Smirnoff von Clampett.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Boy/L)

628 85% of statistics on the Internet are false."

No, 85% of all statistics on the Internet are made up on the spot.

Just because they're made up doesn't mean they're false. Dan Rather told me so.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

629 593 >>Rejection
Disregard
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (8erNz)

Submission
Bondage
Latex


Even heteros can go there.

One of the most memorable physical experiences I've ever had was with a woman who was and is quietly L. I think. She never said so but I know some of her friends so...

Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (8erNz)

630 Hollywood, you might have noticed, is flooded with gays.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
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Apres moi, le gayluge.

Posted by: Somebody French at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (vDqXW)

631 618 The fact that these a-holes (Lemon) are still in a position to spout their BS and haven't been laughed into obscurity is a sign of how sick our society is. i don't think we're capable of getting back to where we once were and I hate saying that.
Posted by: JROD at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (M94/d)


It could also be because no one watches Lemon, and isn't aware of his salad-tossing. So there could be hope for us.

Posted by: Iblis at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (9221z)

632 90% of actors have never graduated High School.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM



Where did that statistic come from? I find that hard to believe, and I think actors run the gamut of intelligence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)

====
I should have said head line actors. Sources all over the place. here is just one: http://tinyurl.com/y2canakk


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (pw+jk)

633 Ace must be putting together one hell of a Peter Tork tribute thread

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (OLCnA)

634 I thought H-wood was flooded with Pedophiles.

You're saying that like there's a conflict between being homosexual and liking young boys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (39g3+)

635 Or Obama's favorite, "failed messaging" of crap policy ideas.

-
Failed messaging = told to much of the truth

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)

636 Did Jessie amd Don hook up or something?


Posted by: E buzz at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (z8c2c)

Don was sexting him every day....er, texting him.

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (ykq7q)

637 smol: Something extremely small and cute

Smollett: Something extremely ultra small and cute

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (QkjLD)

638 622
how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?



Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)



The researchers determined he identified as a woman. Thus, is a woman.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (yTfbH)
Duh! They found her IKEA card.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (37IEG)

639 Winny from The Wonder Years has a Phd......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (jjaLl)
---
Pretty hot derriere?

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (vDqXW)

640 Lemmon is pissed that Juicy gave Hannity & Carlson some ammunition.. he fucking hates that.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (so+oy)

641
Where did that statistic come from? I find that hard to believe, and I think actors run the gamut of intelligence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)

Why would you question stats that are quotes here? Are you some kind of commie or something?Did you know btw that 90% of gays would rather wear leg manacles than crocks? just sayin. prove me wrong Fen!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (9oE3U)

642 how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?

Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)
Probably the pelvis
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (37IEG)

She was just Ragnar's fuck buddy. On the way to Valhalla with him. What they didn't know was that Ragnar was bitten by a vampire, so he climbed out and acquired some more urban digs. A place where there was a night life. He got to boogie.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (3sjI6)

643 >>I thought H-wood was flooded with Pedophiles.


Flooded with sexual deviants

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (W+vEI)

644 Nood.

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (qC1Sy)

645 I am finally watching the full Chicago Police Dept presser.

I am LIVING for this presser! The verbally slapdowns of Jussie from the superintendent are beautiful.

Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (hvf9s)

646 628 85% of statistics on the Internet are false."

now 86%

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (RZ6R1)

647
The two idiot Nigerian brothers may not have been charged with anything but they were taken into custody at an airport and will now be on DHS's and TSA's radar whenever they travel.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (TAmPV)

648 Community service as a sensitivity training leader.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (t6MX/)

---------

I'm pretty confident you're right - I think it goes:

1.) Jussie throws his bail.

2.) His defense attorney requests several consecutive continuances for procedural reasons, which will be granted (as is typical). This will create time for the public to move on to the next outrage du jour, and by-and-large forget about this.

3.) DA's office then offers the #Resistance Special Circumstances Plea Bargain - time served, unsupervised probation, community service.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (AzW6q)

649 The left, who believe that Donald Trump is such a criminal mastermind that he is able to hide all evidence of his collusion with the Russians from the former director of the FBI - who - given unlimited resources, including wire taps, electronic and drone surveillance, and two years of intense investigation by a partisan team of investigators who desperately want Trump to be guilty - also believe that poor Jussie is being framed by that same criminal mastermind and his evil followers.

Posted by: An Observation at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM (SEO8h)

650 623 594 The smartest actress in the world is Meryl Streep.

One of the most overrated of all time

Screen presence of a sawhorse
Posted by: REDACTED


watch her in Harvard Beats Yale 31-31. the future football disdainer was hanging all over a lineman's dick because she was too homely to get laid by a skills position guy.

Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM (nFwvY)

651 how do they know the Viking was a woman?

*******


Well we do know she wasn't a post-op tranny. She wasn't Bjorn just yesterday, you know?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (m45I2)

652 Statistics can be used to prove anything. 45% of all people know that.
Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

______

99.99984023984% of people will not read this blog post

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (flINI)

653 No, Mr Lemon. Nobody here gives a rat's ass about Smollett; he's a sad sack of shit who acts on a show few if any of us watch, and who's shot his career in the head. No, we will be eating your lunch: you and all the other credulous fools who unquestioningly broadcast this story, because it fed into your prejudices about us.

Posted by: Brown Line at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (S6ArX)

654 29 Lunch? Lunch ?!?!? Back in my day we scrapped leftovers out of the recycling cans and we were grateful !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (LPnfS)

Looxury. Sheer Looxury.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (bMaeG)

655 >>> The smartest actress in the world is Meryl Streep. One of the most overrated of all time

John Nolte explained why her acting is terrible once, and now I cannot unsee it. The empress has no clothes. And she was in the thick with Weinstein, I still refuse to believe she knew nothing.

About the viking lady...you mean gender can be proved biologically and scientifically?? Who knew??

Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (hvf9s)

The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

punk-monkey.jpg

Admiral Painter was correct, but these fools have no idea what they are bringing down upon their heads. I wonder whether these intense but ignorant folks at "Out" know what Mao (or for that matter any totalitarian regime) did with homosexuals in China? The idea that President Trump is in any way antagonistic towards homosexuality is idiotic, easily refuted by facts. Yet they are so rabidly AntiTrump that they willfully ignore reality in service to their masters...the deep state, the Left, and every other lunatic-fringe organization dedicated to totalitarianism. Because that's what the alternative is...

Yeats knew what was happening too:

The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
My coreligionists (cultural, not religious) may be even stupider. Any Jew who supports Ilhan Omar is a self-hating fool who is actively subverting the concept of freedom of religion, of speech, of association. A cursory examination of her oft-stated beliefs will yield a chilling reminder that she is the spawn of a vile and despicable political philosophy, and the 21st century version of Nazism. She wants us dead, and no massaging of the facts can hide that.


So a gay rights magazine supports Iran's homophobic theocracy.
And a Jewish magazine supports an explicit anti-Semite.
Because they hate Trump more than they love their own lifelong causes.

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omarforward.jpg

Amazing how politics trumps everything. I guess these fools believe in the perfectibility of Man, and believe that the explicit goals of the Iranian regime and the Jew-haters that Ilhan Omar embraces really aren't serious, and it's just rhetoric. Once they take power everything will be fine; they will moderate their behavior and everyone will live in peace and harmony because ORANGEMANBAD!

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I am not particularly impressed by James Baldwin; his work is a bit overwrought and, frankly, not all that well written. I'll take Richard Wright any day. But his perspective on being Black in mid-20th century America has value, and the quotation in question has real merit.
How a Dispute Over the N-Word Became a Dispiriting Farce
A series of dismaying events has transpired at Augsburg University, in Minneapolis. According to several undisputed news reports, it began in October, when a student read a sentence in class from James Baldwin’s The Fire Next Time: "You can only be destroyed by believing that you really are what the white world calls a nigger."

Airing the N-word caused a commotion. The professor leading the class, Philip Adamo, asked the students if they felt it was appropriate to voice the word Baldwin had written. In doing so, Adamo repeated the word. Later, he sent to the class two essays on the politics of the N-word. The next day, some students asked Adamo to leave the classroom while they discussed the lingering controversy. They were joined by other students who were not enrolled in the course. He complied with their request. Later, after a flurry of emails in which Adamo continued to try to explain himself, the university removed him from the course. He has since been suspended, pending the outcome of a formal review.

The Left consuming itself is always a good thing, but their censorship rapidly bleeds into polite society. What's next: banning Joseph Conrad's "The Nigger Of The Narcissus?"

But what is even more troubling is the ceding of power in the lecture hall to the mob. It happened in the 1960s, and it is happening again, with equally disastrous results.

******

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Duke's Zion Williamson blows out his shoe, injures knee, and Nike gasps in horror

Duke University forward Zion Williamson, the top college basketball player in the nation and one of the best NBA prospects in the past decade, was lost to a knee injury just seconds into a key game against North Carolina when his foot slid on the floor and his Nike-made shoe exploded, twisting his knee and sending him sprawling.
I'll bet the meetings at Nike this morning are entertaining!
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Weasel's Gun Thread has motivated me to start reloading. This my first attempt.

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4 Progressives are nuts.

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5
first

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 10:57 AM (jhhWp)

6 top ten

or First in spong world...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 10:57 AM (8D42x)

7 when his foot slid on the floor and his Nike-made shoe exploded, twisting his knee and sending him sprawling.

===
Some slave labor kid is going to pay hell for that,

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:58 AM (pw+jk)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:58 AM (qyr81)

9 Well, Good Morning to all.
Do not forget the Corgies.

Love this site, thanks to all who contribute.

Posted by: LL at February 21, 2019 10:59 AM (AvblT)

10
Remember when "cuck" was an "old racist tactic" too?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 10:59 AM (jhhWp)

11 Nike is not having a good week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 10:59 AM (cqNba)

12 Tim Pool@Timcast 15 minutes ago

According to CPD there was no social justice motive behind Jussie Smollett's actions, it was all for money.

He just wanted more money.

It will be interesting to see how this continues to pan out

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (cF8AT)

13 "Hanging Gays from Construction Cranes Increases Visibility of Iran's Vibrant Gay Community"

Posted by: "Out" Stories Currently In Production at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (UGqF8)

14 Wow, the CPD Superintendent of Police was MAD at Jussie Smollet.

Let's hear the cuck brigade tell HIM to just let this "troubled oung man"" go.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (9VeU0)

15 Pink rounds for Code Pinko?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (qIEV6)

16 Can you get addicted to ibuprofen? Because I took one this morning to deal with my sinus pain and now I feel *awesome*.

Anyway, Jussie Smollett sucks.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (2PXwn)

17
Eveyone in the lower thread is getting "Carolanned" like in movie The Poltergiest.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (jhhWp)

18 Whoa! CPD press conference smokes smolette and the left's talking points. Must watch TV.

Well done on the apparently fair and competent investigation and capping it off with a barn burner press conference.


Smolette! The best the left can get#

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (t6MX/)

19 Nike is not having a good week."

Maybe they can have Kraperdink deliver some flowers to the dude...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (6qErC)

20 How a Dispute Over the N-Word Became a Dispiriting Farce
=======

In my time, we've learned not to fear words.

Posted by: LT Uhura at February 21, 2019 11:01 AM (vg8iE)

21
Poltergeist is German for chicken ghost.

Right?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:01 AM (jhhWp)

22 Every one of the single issue leftist organizations do not really fight for that said single issue. They are really about power and the democrat party.

I learned that with BJ Clenis and Lewinsky. None of the women organizations denounced him. In fact they went full tilt support and victim shaming.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:01 AM (pw+jk)

23 According to CPD there was no social justice motive behind Jussie Smollett's actions, it was all for money.

He just wanted more money.

So, why did he have to have his "attackers" be white MAGA hat wearing red necks?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (O2RFr)

24 I'm always surprised when I hear Elvis Costello's Olivers Army and they don't bleep 'one less white ....'

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (auUHv)

25 So the shoe was either poorly designed, or poorly built.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (wCmLp)

26 When Trump wins in a Reaganesque landslide next year, they're going to swallow their tongues.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Boy/L)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (IXZGh)

28 Poltergeist is German for chicken ghost.

Right?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:01 AM (jhhWp)


Then what's a Coultergeist?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (UGqF8)

29 Tim Pool@Timcast 15 minutes ago

According to CPD there was no social justice motive behind Jussie Smollett's actions, it was all for money.

He just wanted more money.

It will be interesting to see how this continues to pan out
========

Oh, so greed? A greedy Democrat? The hell you say! I hope he's paying his fair share.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (vg8iE)

30 14 Wow, the CPD Superintendent of Police was MAD at Jussie Smollet.

Let's hear the cuck brigade tell HIM to just let this "troubled oung man"" go.
Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (9VeU0)


Yeah, I was expecting the press conference to be some boilerplate BS. They really raked him over the coals for this.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (2PXwn)

31 Defending the public hanging of your fellow gheys to own the cons!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (SkuXa)

32 that Ilhan Omar embraces really aren't serious, and it's just rhetoric."

They don't believe Omar et. al. will ever have real power.

In other words, it's an act.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (6qErC)

33
Nike takes a knee.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jYje5)

34 Poltergeist - > noisy guest?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (qIEV6)

35
"Thai Nike Factory Destroyed in Mysterious Fire, All Employees Killed."

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (UFLLM)

36 I hate trying to find decent running shoes, because everything nowadays is some awful garish combination of neon colors.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (wCmLp)

37
Are the Chicago Police pouncing on gay black Justin?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jhhWp)

38 14 Wow, the CPD Superintendent of Police was MAD at Jussie Smollet.

Let's hear the cuck brigade tell HIM to just let this "troubled oung man"" go. "

I remember writing a few days ago that Smollett may not have realized that his stunt was designed to make the CPD look like fools and racists, but that is certainly how the CPD saw it. And they realized that in order to save their OWN reputation, they had to take him down, and take him down hard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (Kpl3J)

39
A woman who lives in Jussie's building said she saw 2 rednecks hanging around the building and gave a detailed description of one of them. I'm sure the bitch is a true believer. Maybe it's time to bring her in for lying to the police

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (OLCnA)

40 CPD is wrong. The balck racist homo democrat was all SJWing and starting race wars.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (pw+jk)

41 Nike takes a knee.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jYje5)


Close up the thread. We have a winner.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (wCmLp)

42 Duke's Zion Williamson blows out his shoe, injures knee, and Nike gasps in horror


******

Nike

Just Blew It!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (m45I2)

43 any meme against the left is now worthy of banning/censoring ... like that evil white supremacist meme "learn to code" ... how evil to quote Hillary. That is an obvious denial of America being an evil nation. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (Cus5s)

44 According to CPD there was no social justice motive behind Jussie Smollett's actions, it was all for money.

He just wanted more money.

So like all the other "criminal.".. I'm looking at you a McCabe... he can write a book about his "experiences." Make a bundle...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (O2RFr)

45 Nike takes buys a knee.

*Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (cqNba)

46 Anyway, Jussie Smollett sucks.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (2PXwn)

Well, duh!--LGBTUVWXYZ community.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (3sjI6)

47
What's MGTOW mean, my little friends who live inside my computer?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (jhhWp)

48 Duke's Zion Williamson blows out his shoe, injures knee, and Nike gasps in horror

-
By the rivers of Nike town, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)

49 Yeah, I was expecting the press conference to be some boilerplate BS. They really raked him over the coals for this.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (2PXwn)

I am literally seizing and pouncing right now with hiddiness.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (t6MX/)

50 Remember, class:

Liberalism = Mental Disorder

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (ptqGC)

51 A woman who lives in Jussie's building said she saw 2 rednecks hanging around the building and gave a detailed description of one of them. I'm sure the bitch is a true believer. Maybe it's time to bring her in for lying to the police
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (OLCnA)



Have some empathy for the poor dear. She's been mentally off balance ever since she was raped by Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (UGqF8)

52 42 Duke's Zion Williamson blows out his shoe, injures knee, and Nike gasps in horror
...


Couldn't have happened to a better SJW corp.


Hahaha

Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (MAstk)

53 one ping only

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (BJlbN)

54 MGTOW. = men going their own way. Counter to the Gillette man.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (t6MX/)

55 when his foot slid on the floor and his Nike-made shoe exploded, twisting his knee and sending him sprawling.

===
Some slave labor kid is going to pay hell for that,
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:58 AM (pw+jk)

Should have worn superior Adibas sneaker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (nPGq2)

56 What's MGTOW mean"

The usual method of moving an MG?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:06 AM (6qErC)

57 That "Forward" headline in friggin' insane! Wait until Prager gets a hold of it.
He'll be on fire.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 21, 2019 11:06 AM (bWBdM)

58 Poltergeist is German for chicken ghost.
Right?
Posted by: Soothsayer


******

Poultry in motion.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:06 AM (m45I2)

59
Poltergeist is German for chicken ghost.



Yes, starring Don Knotts. Atta boy Luther

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 11:06 AM (OLCnA)

60 Should have worn superior Adibas sneaker.

Black Converses.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:06 AM (Boy/L)

61 What's MGTOW mean"

The usual method of moving an MG?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 11:06 AM (Y5LDn)

62
MGTOW. = men going their own way

I would never have guessed.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:06 AM (jhhWp)

63 By the rivers of Nike town, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion."

Who run NikeTown?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:06 AM (6qErC)

64 So, alternate headline:

Duke Learns Nike Sweatshop Shoes Are Crap. Should Sue for Lost Scholarship Money.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (IXZGh)

65 Was this one of those Nike sneakers that the Muslims consider blasphemous?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (qIEV6)

66 Hiddiness = giddiness. Geez. See? Literally seizing and pouncing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (t6MX/)

67 41 Nike takes a knee.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jYje5)

Close up the thread. We have a winner.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (wCmLp)

Second.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (NWiLs)

68 Never thought I'd say this, but the CPD is the only party that comes off looking good in this. They've comported themselves admirably.

Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (talIc)

69 The best way to do away with epithets is to embrace them.

Yankee Doodle Dandy

Redneck

Coonass

But keeping it real is prison mentality and has to be continued. Perpetual victimhood while no longer being a victim will only make things worse.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (auUHv)

70 The left had never cared about homosexuals. They only cared about using them.

Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (4HMW8)

71 Gonna need more popcorn.

https://tinyurl.com/y64du79s

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (cqNba)

72 @44 I think I disagree--this isn't about making moneyNotice we've had a rash of B list mixed race people suddenly thrust into the national spotlight by the left and the media to shill for leftist causes--Kaepernick, Harris, Smollet, even Meghan Markle.
I think this is all coordinated and financed.

Posted by: artemis at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (AwPyG)

73 I dont feel bad for Nike at all, thats karma. I feel for Zion though. That sucks. Hope he is ok.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (wGbBR)

74
They were joined by other students who were not enrolled in the course.


THIS IS THE SORT OF SHIT THAT AN ADULT IN CHARGE (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, "PERFESSOR") WOULD IMMEDIATELY STOP AND NIP THIS SHIT IN THE BUD.

Do we really need cadres of race baiters butting into each and every interaction?

But, no ...

Posted by: enough of this shit at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (pNxlR)

75 True, the CPD ascribed the motive to cash money, but they pointed out several times that he used the racist, homophobic, and political statements in furtherance of that motive.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (9VeU0)

76 Poltergeist is German for chicken ghost."

Hmm.

So what does WillieGeist stand for?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (6qErC)

77 The puns, they pluck themselves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (qIEV6)

78 Weasel's Gun Thread has motivated me to start reloading. This my first attempt.

Those look a little long for caliber. They don't look heavy enough, however, to require a fast twist.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (DMUuz)

79 Nike takes a knee.
Posted by: Newest Nic



See! THAT'S what taking a knee really means!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (Y5LDn)

80
Did I just make up a new verb? Carolanned?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (jhhWp)

81 The left had never cared about homosexuals. They only cared about using them.
Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (4HMW


Yep.
Those interiors aren't going to decorate themselves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (UGqF8)

82 Tim Pool@Timcast 15 minutes ago

According to CPD there was no social justice motive behind Jussie Smollett's actions, it was all for money.

He just wanted more money.


So smearing trump and all those who support was just a bonus? It was the core- and why he thought it would get him attention and money If the MFM wasn't the MFM, this never would have happened

Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2019 11:09 AM (wMHPW)

83 I dont feel bad for Nike at all, thats karma. I feel for Zion though. That sucks. Hope he is ok.

This. Great player, even if it is Duke.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:09 AM (Boy/L)

84 Nike will take steps to punish the Asian child worker who made such a shoddy shoe

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 11:09 AM (BJlbN)

85 LOL. fucking CBD. Gay ammo. Too much.

Actually those may be the rounds the militant femmies use to kill all the men oppressors.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:09 AM (9oE3U)

86 Second.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (NWiLs)

Well crap. It was a young thread. Just turning its life around.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 11:09 AM (t6MX/)

87 Amazing how politics trumps everything. I guess these fools believe in
the perfectibility of Man, and believe that the explicit goals of the
Iranian regime and the Jew-haters that Ilhan Omar embraces really
aren't serious, and it's just rhetoric.
=====

Look at the 'Forward' masthead -- 'since 1897'. I seriously wonder how much of modern anti-semitism (or, Zionism) is because Israel moved away from the communard-style farms and into the 20th Cent. Someone help me out here, but I think there are still farms run under the old style and prominent Jewish kids are still sent there for a year of education or indoctrination. Pretty sure the Emmanuel family in Chicago sent their kids, along with the rest of the old red diaper babies.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (MIKMs)

88 68 Never thought I'd say this, but the CPD is the only party that comes off looking good in this. They've comported themselves admirably.

Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (talIc)
-------

Agreed. They did some good police work and the Commissioners' evisceration of Jussie is well deserved.

Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (G0vdT)

89 Stupid pink bullets. So gay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK8)

90 The left had never cared about homosexuals. They only cared about using them."


*backs away... yeah, there's much humor to be had there...*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (6qErC)

91 Nike will take steps to punish the Asian child worker who made such a shoddy shoe
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 11:09 AM (BJlbN)



Reprisals will include burning his entire village to the ground and shooting every male inhabitant over 14.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (UGqF8)

92
Anyone else hear the Wizard Of Oz's voice when you read that gay headline?

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (jhhWp)

93 When Trump wins in a Reaganesque landslide next year, they're going to swallow their tongues.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Boy/L)

I would love to listen in to the DNC, FBI, Media Whores, etc. planning committee after this happens (because they are one monolithic group that plans everything together). "Look guys, the caravans and refugee import thing isn't working fast enough. We're going to have to appease the White working class. We'll start by lynching Jussie Smollett. That should get us some cred with the honkies and the police departments around the nation. In a few months, we can go back to business as usual".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (3sjI6)

94 Should put a ruler next to those pink anal plugs in the picture - for scale.

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (8RFw7)

95

CRY FOWL, LET SLIP THE HENS OF WAR - a limerick

My father had an interesting notion
'Bout a volatile hen feeding potion
Then sadly one night
All the fumes did ignite
Seems that's how you put poultry in motion

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (m45I2)

96 BAHAHAH suck it Nike.

Stand for something... because you sure can't run in Nike shoes

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (C+KAJ)

97 And I will lift no finger to protect any cocksucker who puts political party over their own safety. At that point, sex isn't a preference, it's a religion for them.

That bed, they have made it. And they can burn in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (bcbK8)

98 Breaking on Fox. McCabe's lawyer confirms he is under investigation by a federal prosecutor.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (/tuJf)

99
Should have worn superior Adibas sneaker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (nPGq2)


Made exclusively in Wakanda, amirite?

Posted by: it's Wakanda all the way down ... at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (pNxlR)

100 I'm always surprised when I hear Elvis Costello's Olivers Army and they don't bleep 'one less white ....'
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (auUHv)

And the line in Dylan's "Hurricane" where he says ".... and to the black folks he was just a crazy n........./ no one doubted that he pulled the trigger"

Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (NFEMn)

101 Where all da female penitheth at?

Posted by: Iron Mike Tyson at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (hjaPQ)

102 I thought cbd was making lipstick
i think it's a trick to make me read the post

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (BJlbN)

103 The left had never cared about homosexuals. They only cared about using them.
Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (4HMW


This fits any group you can come up with that the left targets.

They care NOTHING about ANYONE. There is no care, only ZUUL.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (IXZGh)

104 CBD is starting his own line of pink tipped bullet shaped dildos. He is going to call the new company... wait for it.

Charlie Browns Dildos

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (pw+jk)

105 Seems that's how you put poultry in motion"

*weeps*

That there is poetry, folks.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (6qErC)

106 41 Nike takes a knee.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jYje5)

That might be the best thing I've read on the internet all month.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (xPJvm)

107 And John Lennon's "Woman is the N...... of The World"

Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (NFEMn)

108 Shoe malfunction > Wardrobe malfunction

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (DMUuz)

109 89 Stupid pink bullets. So gay.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

-----------------
I think they're kinda cute

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (d7Ww2)

110 Never thought I'd say this, but the CPD is the only party that comes off looking good in this. They've comported themselves admirably.

Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (talIc)

I guess Hell has frozen over.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (3sjI6)

111 104 CBD is starting his own line of pink tipped bullet shaped dildos. He is going to call the new company... wait for it.

Charlie Browns Dildos
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (pw+jk)

They are of the highest caliber!

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (8RFw7)

112 Hmmm, Trumpentwatters just weighed in on this ridiculous Chicago story. Guess it was inevitable.


Best part - proper use of the word "racist". Let's hope it's the start of a trend, from the top, to aggressively and harshly reclaim the meaning of the word.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (QDnY+)

113 Sponge world*

*where's that #$&*(* edit button*...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (8D42x)

114 Gay ammo. Too much.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:09 AM (9oE3U)

Nope! I added a link to make it clear what I was mocking....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (wYseH)

115 Hellooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (NWiLs)

116 McCabe's lawyer confirms he is under investigation by a federal prosecutor.

Good.

Deranged shit bag.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (Boy/L)

117
I don't know who the D nominee will be but I do know that whoever it is will be, after the D convention, a "moderate" and "leading in all the polls."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (jhhWp)

118 Nike takes a knee.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (bEXeQ)

119 How serious is the injury to Williamson?

It'd be shame if a kid with prospects like him was permanently benched because of Nike's shite product.

And . I'm not being snarky, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (AzW6q)

120 Trump's promotion of LGBT rights is just what you'd expect from a homophobic bigot !!!!

Posted by: The Unhinged Left at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (KvRqW)

121 "they are so rabidly AntiTrump that they willfully ignore reality"

That's the most frightening thing about The Current Year. Truth means nothing to the elite influencer-ecosystem (thanks Andy Ngo for that apt label!)

These totalitarians will say or do anything, crush anybody that "offends" them, for social and political power. Facts Be Damned! Narrative Uber Alles!

Who could remain unconvinced of that, at this sorry point?

Posted by: gp at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (mk9aG)

122 This fits any group you can come up with that the left targets.

They care NOTHING about ANYONE. There is no care, only ZUUL.
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (IXZGh)



To be fair, Hillary does seem to have a deep and genuine affection for the common man of Middle America.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (UGqF8)

123 And Mott the Hoople's "All the Way from Memphis"---
"Some spade said, you rock n' rollers are all the same...."

Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (NFEMn)

124 Remember, class:

Liberalism = Mental Disorder


Posted by: Jane D'oh

-----

Case in point: Woman at work this morning says to no one in particular regarding politics - I'm open to anything that works. Another wag here suggests - Communism?

She says, YES! It's never been done properly.

Facepalm

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (akHM/)

125 26 there will be no elections in 2020. They will be voter fraud and vote harvesting until the progs get the right answer.

And the justice dept and GOPe will do nothing.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (swldI)

126 Why are the pink bullets glued to the ceiling?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (0tfLf)

127 @95

Made my day. Does the talent run in the family or are you a stand alone:

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (jm1YL)

128 " Breaking on Fox. McCabe's lawyer confirms he is under investigation by a federal prosecutor."

Between this, Smallett and Nike...

It's beginning to feel like Fitzmas!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (cqNba)

129 Never thought I'd say this, but the CPD is the only party that comes off looking good in this. They've comported themselves admirably.

Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (talIc)


Other then the crap about there not being a SJW bend to this whole thing, they've actually done well, surprisingly enough.

This was 100% SJW.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (IXZGh)

130 Agreed. They did some good police work and the Commissioners' evisceration of Jussie is well deserved.
Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (G0vdT)

No criticism but it was like they were handed a video of a murder , the murder weapon and a photo and address of the murderer. Don't think they deserve an award for solving the murder.

It's a shame we have to give them kudos for not dropping the obvious fake crime investigation.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (auUHv)

131 >>How serious is the injury to Williamson?

Coach K(not gonna try and spell that name) said he has a mild knee sprain.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (/tuJf)

132 Stupid pink bullets. So gay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK

Does nobody remember Ferguson? I added a link....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (wYseH)

133 106
41 Nike takes a knee.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jYje5)



That might be the best thing I've read on the internet all month.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (xPJvm)

NIKE TAKES A KNEE!


SOMETIMES TWO PEOPLE THINK OF THE SAME JOKE AT THE SAME TIME.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (ymnmz)

134 90
The left had never cared about homosexuals. They only cared about using them."





*backs away... yeah, there's much humor to be had there...*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (6qErC)


However you don't want to make the homos the butt of your jokes?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (9oE3U)

135 Charlie BrownsPink Dildos

==

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (BJlbN)

136 91 Nike will take steps to punish the Asian child worker who made such a shoddy shoe
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 11:09 AM (BJlbN)


Reprisals will include burning his entire village to the ground and shooting every male inhabitant over 14.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (UGqF

And I thought: My God, the genius of that. The genius! The will to do that: perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand it. These were not monsters. These were men, trained cadres these men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who have children, who are filled with love but they had the strength the strength! to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (bcbK8)

137 Anyone ever watch the CPD on tv while reading CBD and listening to CDB?

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (n13/j)

138 Nope! I added a link to make it clear what I was mocking...."

*heads up to click... wait, it's that dude. And mid day...

nope. Not clicking. Wouldn't be prudent*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (6qErC)

139
Weasel's Gun Thread has motivated me to start reloading. This my first attempt.
-----

You might use a S&W .500 case. They start out lipstick-sized. http://tinyurl.com/yxr9ff7o

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (2qPhT)

140 It was only a mild knee sprain btw.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (BXMxN)

141 Niki better be ready to settle because they are about to take knee right in the nads from the lawyers,

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (mpXpK)

142 114 Gay ammo. Too much.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:09 AM (9oE3U)

Nope! I added a link to make it clear what I was mocking....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (wYseH)

They're gay foam earplugs stuffed into spent casings, if I'm following this correctly.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (NWiLs)

143 132 Stupid pink bullets. So gay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK

Does nobody remember Ferguson? I added a link....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (wYseH)

I did recall. I was just goofing on ya, man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK8)

144 Please buy my book, I've got legal fees to pay!

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (SkuXa)

145 ''McCabe's lawyer confirms he is under investigation by a federal prosecutor.

Good.

Deranged shit bag.''

Why the hell is said lawyer letting him spread his manure on every talk show that will book him?

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (jm1YL)

146 128
" Breaking on Fox. McCabe's lawyer confirms he is under investigation by a federal prosecutor."



Between this, Smallett and Nike...



It's beginning to feel like Fitzmas!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (cqNba)
Fitzmas, ahh the good old days for ht lefty NPC's

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (ymnmz)

147 Anyone ever watch the CPD on tv while reading CBD and listening to CDB?"

The Devil, you say...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (6qErC)

148 Completely OT, but in that Red October clip, it's amazing how young Alec Baldwin looks. Had someone with any wit and intelligence done a Man from U.N.C.L.E. film or TV property in 1990, they could have done a lot worse than to hire Baldwin to play Napoleon Solo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (7MRhd)

149 Wow, yeah, CPD is ANGRY at this low life Smollett who used this so-called attack as a way to get more money in his contract.
https://tinyurl.com/y4zzq5bf

Posted by: PJ at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (qlTN9)

150 Poultrygeist. Haunted by Foghorn Leghorn.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (RuIsu)

151 Does nobody remember Ferguson? I added a link....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (wYseH)

Yeah right, Next you'll want us to read the content.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (9oE3U)

152 Hi Insom!


*smooch*

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)

153 Be honest, you just shoved peeps into the shells.

I have a question maybe the horde can help me here. Does anyone else remember a kinda lame TV show from the early 80s? Might have been late 70s. It was a detective show where one of the guys was a ghost, a former partner. Every single episode, there would be this exorcist or psychic who could sense the ghost and stop him from getting important clues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (39g3+)

154 CBD


The link in your NIC won't open for me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (cqNba)

155 To be fair, Hillary does seem to have a deep and genuine affection for the common man of Middle America.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (UGqF


And my dick is 14" long......

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (IXZGh)

156 26 there will be no elections in 2020. They will be voter fraud and vote harvesting until the progs get the right answer.

And the justice dept and GOPe will do nothing.
Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (swldI)

Hopefully they'll make the same mistake in 2020 that they made in 2016, and not steal enough.
But if there's any evidence that they pulled something, Trump WILL fight

Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (NFEMn)

157 Nike takes a knee.

Posted by: Ace of Goldberg at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (Ndje9)

158
Does nobody remember Ferguson? I added a link....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
-------

Without looking, let me guess, 'Rubber bullets'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:17 AM (2qPhT)

159 So, why did he have to have his "attackers" be white MAGA hat wearing red necks?
I want to know if there are any emails/phone calls to Kamala and other top Dems over the past 8 weeks too.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 11:17 AM (Dh1wo)

160 And John Lennon's "Woman is the N...... of The World"
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (NFEMn)

Lennon will get a pass. He had a homosexual experience, he promoted drug use, he encouraged deviant behavior, he showed his dick to the world, he married outside his race, he marched for leftist causes, and he was crucified...I mean, had his brains blown out by a deranged White man. He is now crowned St. John of Lennon by the left.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:17 AM (3sjI6)

161 Made exclusively in Wakanda, amirite?
Posted by: it's Wakanda all the way down ... at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (pNxlR)

No, no. Made by Slavic Master Race. Have all of Palpatine's lessons been forgotten?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 11:17 AM (nPGq2)

162 And I thought: My God, the genius of that...

The horror...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:17 AM (6qErC)

163 McCabe's lawyer confirms he is under investigation by a federal prosecutor.

Good.

Deranged shit bag.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (Boy/L)

Wasn't that supposed to be the case after the Horowitz IG report?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:17 AM (auUHv)

164 Those who abuse morality and history and lie for their own purposes - like those 'tards at "Out" and "Forward" (those people are "Forward" appear to be actually suicidal) - should read some Kipling.

Kipling has a good take on things one ought to remember. This is a seminal poem and should be required reading for all schoolkids.
https://tinyurl.com/mlz79jq

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)

165 Puma Tweeted blaming the Nikes but deleted it Lol

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:17 AM (BXMxN)

166 Anyone ever watch the CPD on tv while reading CBD and listening to CDB?

this place....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:17 AM (Boy/L)

167 106
41 Nike takes a knee.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jYje5)



That might be the best thing I've read on the internet all month.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 21, 2019 11:12 AM (xPJvm)

NIKE TAKES A KNEE!


SOMETIMES TWO PEOPLE THINK OF THE SAME JOKE AT THE SAME TIME.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (ymnmz)

--------------------------------------------

Perhaps. But you are never one of those people.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (XKrlT)

168 I thought wearing the Nike Swooshstika made you a Uberman. What happened?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (2LelM)

169 did Nike take a knee or what??

Posted by: Jill Abramson at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (C+KAJ)

170 So how many other defective Nike shoes are out there?

1-800-SUE-THEM

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (qIEV6)

171
Poultry in motion.

Posted by: Muldoon



This put a tune in my senile brain. I couldn't suss out the song, and then I got it.

Anyone else hearing the song??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (jhhWp)

172 28
Poltergeist is German for chicken ghost.



Right?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:01 AM (jhhWp)



Then what's a Coultergeist?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019

**
. . .German for "Tall, slim, elegant ghost."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (7MRhd)

173 Tennis shoes have gotten dumber and weirder looking every year. Plus, if you have them made in China, that's not gonna give you top quality construction, so no surprise they tore apart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (39g3+)

174 You're making your own lipstick now, CBD? You're full of surprises. I'm not sure that bubblegum pink suits you, but you do you, of course.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (U5tDi)

175 118 Nike takes a knee.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (bEXeQ)


IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER DOESN'T HAVE THE COMEDIC SENSE TO STEAL GOOD JOKES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (t6MX/)

176 Amy Schumer blew the margins. That should surprise nobody.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (NWiLs)

177 Did you notice my trenchant and incisive courtside reporting and color commentary regarding this international incident?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (DMUuz)

178 Baldwin was young when he was in Hunt For Red October,now he is a fat ,bitter middle aged man.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (BXMxN)

179 >>Wasn't that supposed to be the case after the Horowitz IG report?

Actually, the Fox report said McCabe "remains" under investigation by a federal prosecutor.

He should probably consider not lying anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (/tuJf)

180
Duke's Zion Williamson blows out his shoe, injures knee, and Nike gasps in horror

Lawsuit? Williamson's lost future earnings? Ought to be entertaining.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (BWL+E)

181 "the CPD is the only party that comes off looking good in this."

Kudos to CPD and to the few local reporters who did their jobs right and well. Kudos to CWB Chicago blog. Kudos to Second City Cop blog.

NOW we need the Federal attorneys to charge the diseased progressive sissy with terroristic threat by mail, and conspiracy. We need that NOW!

Posted by: gp at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (mk9aG)

182 So you smelling the chemicals? Science!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (qIEV6)

183 I will leave the subject alone as I don't get the whole thing at this juncture. But this whole thing of professors giving up power to their students is absurd. In my day no professor or administrator would take crap from a student much less be dressed down by them. And my day was not that long ago. I don't get why people send their kids and money to these places. Is it just tradition? Because they have destroyed all the traditions they can.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (n13/j)

184 This put a tune in my senile brain. I couldn't suss out the song, and then I got it.



Anyone else hearing the song??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (jhhWp)
Yep:

https://youtu.be/-FIMvSp01C8

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (8iiMU)

185 Kipling has a good take on things one ought to
remember. This is a seminal poem and should be required reading for all
schoolkids.

https://tinyurl.com/mlz79jq

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019
**
. . .
The heck of it is, the teacher would first have to explain what "copybooks" are, and what "headings" are, and . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (7MRhd)

186 "What's MGTOW mean"




In a perfect world? Men Growing Their Own Women

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (9Om/r)

187 To be fair, Hillary does seem to have a deep and genuine affection for the common man of Middle America.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:13 AM (UGqF

ROTFLMAO! Gotta catch my breath....sides hurt......need oxygen....passing out....

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (3sjI6)

188 This put a tune in my senile brain. I couldn't suss out the song, and then I got it.

Anyone else hearing the song??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (jhhWp)
--------

He's blinding you with science.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (U5tDi)

189 Anyone else hearing the song??"

Dolby?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (6qErC)

190 180 >>Wasn't that supposed to be the case after the Horowitz IG report?

Actually, the Fox report said McCabe "remains" under investigation by a federal prosecutor.

He should probably consider not lying anymore.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (/tuJf)

Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
cocksuckers like McCabe gonna lie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

191 Nike blowout sale!

Posted by: Nike Blowout Sale! at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (hjaPQ)

192 By the way, Ann Coulter is back to thinking Mitt Romney is a terribly bad person again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (39g3+)

193 Nike took a knee, ese!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (NWiLs)

194 Actually, the Fox report said McCabe "remains" under investigation by a federal prosecutor.

He should probably consider not lying anymore.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (/tuJf)
++++++++++
And he will remain under investigation until only his remains remain - with no outcome and no punishment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (I2dne)

195 Lennon will get a pass. He had a homosexual experience, he promoted drug use, he encouraged deviant behavior, he showed his dick to the world, he married outside his race, he marched for leftist causes, and he was crucified...I mean, had his brains blown out by a deranged White man. He is now crowned St. John of Lennon by the left.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:17 AM (3sjI6)

Dylan will get a pass too, because he's Dylan.

Elvis Costello is a lefty on good standing, but few know 'Oliver's Army" anyway.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (NFEMn)

196 "He should probably consider not lying anymore."

Nah..

He needs to stick with what works for him.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (cqNba)

197
Why the hell is said lawyer letting him spread his manure on every talk show that will book him?
Posted by: Tuna
--------------

Lawyers don't take a shit without figuring the billing, and how they intend to collect it.

You can bet that McCabes $ are passing through an attorney's hands, and that guy is taking his cut up front.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (/dN1M)

198 I added a link....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


*******

Ahhh. Now I see. Subtly well played.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (m45I2)

199
This put a tune in my senile brain. I couldn't suss out the song, and then I got it.



Anyone else hearing the song??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (jhhWp)
Yep:

https://youtu.be/-FIMvSp01C8

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt




That's the one.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:20 AM (jhhWp)

200 And this is going to be day of meetings for me, so I may not be able to play much today.

But if you see TJM, let me know I'm preparing my opening statement about what a terrible, not-great, movie Prometheus is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

201 I hate Thursdays.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (ANN96)

202 I'm not sure that bubblegum pink suits you
Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM


At least she didn't preface that with "Bless your heart,".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (DMUuz)

203 The heck of it is, the teacher would first have to explain what "copybooks" are, and what "headings" are, and . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (7MRhd)
++++++++++
They should bring copybooks back. I had to ask my dad what they were, and when he explained it that poem hit me like a ton of bricks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (I2dne)

204 Nike blowout sale!"

Payless going out of business sale?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (6qErC)

205 172


Poultry in motion.



Posted by: Muldoon





This put a tune in my senile brain. I couldn't suss out the song, and then I got it.



Anyone else hearing the song??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:18 AM (jhhWp)

Now I fucking am. thanks a bunch Sooth.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (9oE3U)

206

"Out" of their minds

"Forward" into the past

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (aKsyK)

207 Baldwin was young when he was in Hunt For Red October,now he is a fat ,bitter middle aged man.

Like the raging tard he is, he turned down doing any more films in the franchise because he didn't want to be locked into the role or typecast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

208 Duke's Zion Williamson blows out his shoe, injures knee, and Nike gasps in horror

Lawsuit? Williamson's lost future earnings? Ought to be entertaining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (BWL+E)

I want the Nike stock troll to comment on this.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (3sjI6)

209 Coach K(not gonna try and spell that name) said he has a mild knee sprain.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:14 AM (/tuJf)

-------

Ah... good to hear.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (AzW6q)

210 201 And this is going to be day of meetings for me, so I may not be able to play much today.

But if you see TJM, let me know I'm preparing my opening statement about what a terrible, not-great, movie Prometheus is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK

==========

And here I am.

I rewatched it again last night, and it's great!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (ANN96)

211 Ah, now I see.


******

Everyday Miracles - limerick

The carpenter, Liam MacGraw
Was blinder than old lady Shaw
So imagine his glee
When he chortled, "I see!"
As he picked up his hammer and saw

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (m45I2)

212 But if you see TJM,"

Don't blink...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)

213 In Russia, knee take you!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (ymnmz)

214 181
Duke's Zion Williamson blows out his shoe, injures knee, and Nike gasps in horror

Lawsuit? Williamson's lost future earnings? Ought to be entertaining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (BWL+E)

Bad PR. Losing deals with college and professional athletic programs (BIRM). Reduced sales.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (NWiLs)

215 208 Baldwin was young when he was in Hunt For Red October,now he is a fat ,bitter middle aged man.

Like the raging tard he is, he turned down doing any more films in the franchise because he didn't want to be locked into the role or typecast.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

==========

And his career has never recovered...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (ANN96)

216 Nike blowout sale!
Posted by: Nike Blowout Sale!
-------

Have you no sole?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (/dN1M)

217 she blinded me with science

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (d7Ww2)

218 Bam! Margins blown at #162!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (Y5LDn)

219 Chris, Bing suggests "Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)"

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (BJlbN)

220

Poultry in motion.
Posted by: Muldoon


Fung Kee Chicken

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

221 Those loads look like a radical method to insert suppositories.

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 11:22 AM (RZ6R1)

222 And his career has never recovered...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
---------

Well, he's also an asshole, so there's that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (/dN1M)

223 Coach K(not gonna try and spell that name)"

uh, "Mike"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (6qErC)

224 I have a question maybe the horde can help me here.
Does anyone else remember a kinda lame TV show from the early 80s?
Might have been late 70s. It was a detective show where one of the guys
was a ghost, a former partner. Every single episode, there would be
this exorcist or psychic who could sense the ghost and stop him from
getting important clues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019

*
*. . .
That tickles my memory bone too. Wasn't it a mid-season replacement, and wasn't it gone after 6-7 weeks? I think I read about it in a book on TV detectives published int he mid-'80s. He quoted a TV Guide ad that said the show was "different," and he (the book's author agreed that it was . . . because it was dumb.
After all of that, you'd think I'd remember the name; but no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (7MRhd)

225 The 10 year old Chinese boy that made those shoes must be so embarrassed.


Posted by: brak at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (s7aW9)

226 I did recall. I was just goofing on ya, man

>
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK

Thank God someone gets it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (wYseH)

227 At least she didn't preface that with "Bless your heart,".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (DMUuz)
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I don't want to discourage his nascent fashion/beauty blogger career.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (U5tDi)

228 And hit me with technology.

Posted by: Tommy Dolby at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (8iiMU)

229 225 The 10 year old Chinese boy that made those shoes must be so embarrassed.


Posted by: brak at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (s7aW9)

============

He'll wish he was Japanese instead of Chinese.

Mostly for the increased freedom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:24 AM (oh/Sd)

230 My Partner the Ghost was a TV series in early 70's if that the one you meant.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:24 AM (auUHv)

231 219
Chris, Bing suggests "Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)"

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019
*
*. . .
That sounds right. And that title suggests it might have been a British production originally; is that right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:24 AM (7MRhd)

232 Baldwin was young when he was in Hunt For Red October,now he is a fat ,bitter middle aged man.

Like the raging tard he is, he turned down doing any more films in the franchise because he didn't want to be locked into the role or typecast.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

Well, I've always got my Trump impression to fall back on! Hopefully. I've got six more years of that. Wait, what did I just say.....

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:24 AM (3sjI6)

233 184 In my day no professor or administrator would take crap from a student much less be dressed down by them.
Posted by: Quint.


I think the problem began when the professors began dressing down themselves. A professor should have dignity and set himself apart (above). He is not there to be the student's friend.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2019 11:24 AM (TpAxy)

234 Men Growing Their Own Weed.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 21, 2019 11:24 AM (RuIsu)

235 Screw Richard Wright. He's a humorless dolt.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at February 21, 2019 11:25 AM (vwgaG)

236 It was a detective show where one of the guys was a ghost, a former partner.
Magnum R.I.P. ??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 11:25 AM (Dh1wo)

237 He'll wish he was Japanese instead of Chinese.

Mostly for the increased freedom."

And the vapors...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC)

238 Ooooh, I just love those three pink lipsticks all in a row.

Posted by: Jussie at February 21, 2019 11:25 AM (4KIAS)

239 225 The 10 year old Chinese boy that made those shoes must be so embarrassed.


Posted by: brak at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (s7aW9)

He's the floor supervisor. The five-year-olds do manufacture and assembly.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

240
Can someone please tweet that egg-shaped imbecile Brooke Baldwin at fake news cnn "THIS is America in 2019" with a mugshot of Justin Smollet?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:25 AM (jhhWp)

241 A new Wheel of the Worst from RLM.I love those best of all.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:25 AM (BXMxN)

242 MGTOW
Max Gross Takeoff Weight

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (KCxuz)

243 For thousands of years, Jews lived all over the Arabian peninsula, including Yemen. The reason that they don't live there now is not because they moved.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (xfb67)

244 Anyone ever watch the CPD on tv while reading CBD and listening to CDB?"

The Devil, you say...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (6qErC)

While ingesting some CBD oil.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (C4l4A)

245 Hey Bluebell....

Nice link!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (wYseH)

246 but I have never taken CBD while watching the CPD, reading CBD, and listening to CDB. I know CBD is supposed to be legal but I don't trust it.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (n13/j)

247 Lennon will get a pass. He had a homosexual experience, he promoted drug use, he encouraged deviant behavior, he showed his dick to the world, he married outside his race, he marched for leftist causes, and he was crucified...I mean, had his brains blown out by a deranged White man. He is now crowned St. John of Lennon by the left.


*******


Hmm. I can't Imagine.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (m45I2)

248
Gays for homophobia and Jews for anti-Semitism just prove that the Left doesn't actually care about all the poor, downtrodden folks they say they advocate; they're just a means of obtaining more power.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (BWL+E)

249 I read the Robert Capa link in the sidebar. I see that fake news and self-aggrandizing media personalities are not new phenomena.

Posted by: rickl at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (xjiRE)

250 Man, three-hundred dollar tennis shoes sure ain't what they used to be.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2019 11:27 AM (hjaPQ)

251 That sounds right. And that title suggests it might have been a British production originally; is that right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:24 AM (7MRhd)

the original was British comedy called My Partner the Ghost

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 11:27 AM (BJlbN)

252 Duke's Zion Williamson blows out his shoe, injures knee, and Nike gasps in horror

Lawsuit? Williamson's lost future earnings? Ought to be entertaining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (BWL+E)

Bad PR. Losing deals with college and professional athletic programs (BIRM). Reduced sales.
Posted by: Insomniac
------------

A shit ton of those shoes are being resigned to casual use today. Actually, I expect a recall. A second incident would be bad...very bad.

There is, of course, the distinct possibility that the shoes has been used/maintained in an irresponsible fashion, not that that would impact Nikes's public reaction, but if a lawsuit ensues, you can bet that will be a factor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:27 AM (/dN1M)

253 While ingesting some CBD oil.


Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (C4l4A)

heh, I had that one in the quiver and forgot it when it counted.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 11:27 AM (n13/j)

254 Like the raging tard he is, he turned down doing any more films in the franchise because he didn't want to be locked into the role or typecast.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



He's old enough now that he could do The Hunt for Blue Emu.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2019 11:27 AM (TpAxy)

255 Well dont get this bee in your bonnet

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47311186

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 11:27 AM (qIEV6)

256 Hmm. I can't Imagine"

Dream.

#9

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:27 AM (6qErC)

257 >>He's the floor supervisor. The five-year-olds do manufacture and assembly.


With their tiny hands.

With their tiny feet, they simultaneously roll cigarettes.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:27 AM (aebvo)

258 Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)

Yeah its similar to that, but that's too early and ran longer. I don't think the show I'm thinking of made it through a full season.

After all of that, you'd think I'd remember the name; but no.

Yeah, that's what bothers me I woke up thinking about it and I can't remember anything but the basic plot concept.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:27 AM (39g3+)

259 26 When Trump wins in a Reaganesque landslide next year, they're going to swallow their tongues.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Boy/L)

I think he has a good shot at winning, but it won't be Reaganesque. Too much voter fraud, too many brainwashed yellow dog Dems who would not vote for Trump even if he rescued their dog from a housefire. It's dispiriting to listen to some of the Dems in my family. "Yes, the economy is good - but Trump has nothing to do with it! And he's so icky and racist and stuff! Colbert says so!"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at February 21, 2019 11:28 AM (d6Ksn)

260 Hmm. I can't Imagine.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (m45I2)


He had so much to live for and die for.......

Oh wait....

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:28 AM (ymnmz)

261 247 Lennon will get a pass. He had a homosexual experience, he promoted drug use, he encouraged deviant behavior, he showed his dick to the world, he married outside his race, he marched for leftist causes, and he was crucified...I mean, had his brains blown out by a deranged White man. He is now crowned St. John of Lennon by the left.


*******


Hmm. I can't Imagine.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (m45I2)

But, Happiness, is a warm gun!

Posted by: Don Q at February 21, 2019 11:28 AM (NgKpN)

262
I read the Robert Capa link in the sidebar. I see that fake news and self-aggrandizing media personalities are not new phenomena.

Posted by: rickl


I was going to say the same thing.

Find someone who loves you like journalists love themselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 11:28 AM (BWL+E)

263 But if you see TJM, let me know I'm preparing my opening statement about what a terrible, not-great, movie Prometheus is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM


Has there been a crack in the case?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 11:28 AM (DMUuz)

264 Magnum R.I.P.

******


Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:28 AM (m45I2)

265 Buy NIKE because Caucasians are just too damn tall.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (pw+jk)

266 So was this Zion's Bo Jackson moment?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (2LelM)

267
I have a question maybe the horde can help me here.
Does anyone else remember a kinda lame TV show from the early 80s?
Might have been late 70s. It was a detective show where one of the guys
was a ghost, a former partner. Every single episode, there would be
this exorcist or psychic who could sense the ghost and stop him from
getting important clues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


This may or may not be it. It's earlier than the time period you specified.

My Partner the Ghost

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063946/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (aKsyK)

268 Thank God someone gets it!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (wYseH)

That was my first thought when seeing the pic. Just too late to take part in the pile on.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (t6MX/)

269 248


Gays for homophobia and Jews for anti-Semitism just prove that the
Left doesn't actually care about all the poor, downtrodden folks they
say they advocate; they're just a means of obtaining more power.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (BWL+E)

Huh. Sounds like you got a coupla winner names for fund raising groups there Hadrian.
Gays for HomophobiaJews for Antisemitism

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (9oE3U)

270 The Devil, you say...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:16 AM (6qErC)
he went to Georgia

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (n13/j)

271 Man, three-hundred dollar tennis shoes sure ain't what they used to be."

But do republicans buy them?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)

272 241 A new Wheel of the Worst from RLM.I love those best of all.
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:25 AM (BXMxN)

============

I like re:View most.

The Wheels are entertaining, but I'd rather them pick movies on purpose than weird videos at random.

They talk movies so well, I wish they would go further beyond obscurish genre fare. I'd love to hear them talk about The 400 Blows.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (oh/Sd)

273 RIP Peter Tork

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (flINI)

274 And the Capa link shows a troll busy at work in the comments section there too to complete the picture.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)

275 I have a question maybe the horde can help me here.
Does anyone else remember a kinda lame TV show from the early 80s?
Might have been late 70s. It was a detective show where one of the guys
was a ghost, a former partner. Every single episode, there would be
this exorcist or psychic who could sense the ghost and stop him from
getting important clues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019

The Ghost and Mrs. Muir?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2019 11:29 AM (4WbdM)

276 I think he has a good shot at winning, but it won't be Reaganesque.

Like his first election, if you looked at the real data without fraud, yes it would be. But with the fraud, its going to look really close again if he can win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:30 AM (39g3+)

277 Jake and the Dead Man ??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 11:30 AM (Dh1wo)

278 Just too late to take part in the pile on. "

Wait - we have time limits here?

When did that happen?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:30 AM (6qErC)

279 Hey Bluebell....

Nice link!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (wYseH)
---------

Thanks! I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:30 AM (U5tDi)

280 "Magical Misery Tour" A Natlampco production.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 21, 2019 11:30 AM (RuIsu)

281 242 MGTOW
Max Gross Takeoff Weight
Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 21, 2019 11:26 AM (KCxuz)

I thought it was Max Gross Towing Weight.

Posted by: Guy with a trailer at February 21, 2019 11:30 AM (NgKpN)

282
The 10 year old Chinese boy that made those shoes must be so embarrassed.

Posted by: brak at February 21, 2019 11:23 AM (s7aW9)


It's not the boys fault it's that damn Trump effect striking again.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (TAmPV)

283 The Ghost and Mrs. Muir

Kind of the same concept but way too early. Seriously this was early 80s, 1979 at the latest. I can even see the typical 80s set design pre-Miami Vice. The usual cast of character actors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (39g3+)

284 271 Best of the Worst in general are my favorites.re:View of Return of the Living Dead was excellent.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (BXMxN)

285
The CPD Chief is genuinely angry at Juggalo.

Wanna bet what tack another black "leader", Barky, will take?

Go ahead, guess!

Posted by: race baiter's gonna bait at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (pNxlR)

286 184 In my day no professor or administrator would take crap from a student much less be dressed down by them.

Posted by: Quint.



I think the problem began when the professors began dressing down
themselves. A professor should have dignity and set himself apart
(above). He is not there to be the student's friend.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2019 11:24 AM (TpAxy)

yeah, they seem to be cowards. A lot of that going around against the mob. When they started going by first names was a tell.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (n13/j)

287 She blinded me with them booyah highbeams.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

288 Karma is punishing Nike for sponsoring Kapernick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (xfb67)

289 They're already trying to spin JussieHoax as a play for fame and money. Bullshit. He did it for hate and Harris,

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (Ndje9)

290 The cowardly actions of Augsburg University remind me of a conversation I had with some of my students.
What would I do if the class was taken over by protesters?

Well, I'd ask them to leave and if they didn't, I d tell them to leave. I would then demand the name of the "leader" and tell him or her that the class would be filing a class-action (no pun intended Horde) suit against that person and their organization and, if necessary, the university.
Why? Because my students had paid for their seats in the class and the instruction I was providing. The disruption of that instruction was in essence stealing from the students.

The Dean hasn't said anything to me...and I'm still working...and no one has bothered my classes.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (0tfLf)

291 RIP Peter Tork"

Aw, man...

*cues up Monkees vids*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (6qErC)

292 Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:30 AM (U5tDi)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (wYseH)

293 Nike takes a knee!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 21, 2019 11:32 AM (Rhive)

294 A second incident would be bad...very bad.

---------

I bet any pro or college players using these shoes are hanging them up today.

People who aren't running and jumping in the 99th percentile of human ability shouldn't have an issue, I'd think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)

295 RIP Peter Tork
Posted by: Phil Hartmark


Whoa. Shit!

Death comes in threes. Could it be RBG's time?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 11:32 AM (Y5LDn)

296 Apparently in Trump's Amerikkka, gays can be charged with making false police reports while black. Can we sink any lower?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2019 11:32 AM (VaN/j)

297 The show was "My Partner the Ghost". Evidently it stunk. It was only on 2 seasons.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 11:32 AM (mpXpK)

298

Another Monkee is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:32 AM (jhhWp)

299 'So how many other defective Nike shoes are out there?'

I occasionally see people walking around with rubberbands around their Nikes so.... ?

Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2019 11:32 AM (tkNkP)

300 I thought it was Max Gross Towing Weight."

Nah.

That's Combined Gross Weight Rating

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:32 AM (6qErC)

301 I think the problem began when the professors began dressing down
themselves.
----

As 60's Liberal Arts grad students began to collect PhD's and move in to the faculty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (ZMWtN)

302 285


The CPD Chief is genuinely angry at Juggalo.



Wanna bet what tack another black "leader", Barky, will take?



Go ahead, guess!

Posted by: race baiter's gonna bait at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (pNxlR)


CPD let slide the Trumpalos are racist BS tho.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (ymnmz)

303 The Dean hasn't said anything to me...and I'm still working...and no one has bothered my classes.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (0tfLf)
--------

I have met you, and let me say they'd be stupid to try to start something with you.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (U5tDi)

304 294 That guy Zion is a freak,like 6'10 270 pounds and over 40 inch vertical leap.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (BXMxN)

305 Karma is punishing Nike for sponsoring Kapernick.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (xfb67)


Seems like it punished that kid instead.....Nike won't feel a thing.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (IXZGh)

306 It was a detective show where one of the guys was a ghost, a former partner.


******

Co-limbo?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (m45I2)

307 I don't want to try to find the article by the nutty gay leftists (I have a headache), so could somebody please fill me in on the ostensible reasons for why they're pissed at Trump and what's wrong with decriminalizing being gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (AllCR)

308 Baldwin was young when he was in Hunt For Red October,now he is a fat ,bitter middle aged man.



Like the raging tard he is, he turned down doing any more films in
the franchise because he didn't want to be locked into the role or
typecast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

really, really dumb. He was good in that and in Glengarry Glen Ross. He is very bad at life it seems.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (n13/j)

309 I occasionally see people walking around with rubberbands around their Nikes so.... ?"

Rubberbandman?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC)

310 They're already trying to spin JussieHoax as a play for fame and money. Bullshit. He did it for hate and Harris,
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (Ndje9)

Agree . The spin is disgusting and not supported by his previous unhinged tweets .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (auUHv)

311 224 I have a question maybe the horde can help me here.
Does anyone else remember a kinda lame TV show from the early 80s? Might have been late 70s. It was a detective show where one of the guys


I don't remember the one you're talking about, there was a Brit show 'Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)' (aka 'My Partner The Ghost' in the US) but as I recall it was actually pretty decent and ran for a bunch of years.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (8erNz)

312 I have a question maybe the horde can help me here.
Does anyone else remember a kinda lame TV show from the early 80s?
Might have been late 70s. It was a detective show where one of the guys
was a ghost, a former partner. Every single episode, there would be
this exorcist or psychic who could sense the ghost and stop him from
getting important clues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019

CSI: Undead

Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (7HtZB)

313 Could Robert Mueller actually be investigating Ukrainian collusion?

https://tinyurl.com/y5s587pj

Why yes, yes he could be.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (/tuJf)

314
I think the problem began when the professors began dressing down

themselves. A professor should have dignity and set himself apart

(above). He is not there to be the student's friend.



Posted by: pep at February 21, 2019 11:24 AM (TpAxy)



gotta be one of the kids to bed the chicks man!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (9oE3U)

315 > I have a question maybe the horde can help me here.
Does anyone else remember a kinda lame TV show from the early 80s?
Might have been late 70s. It was a detective show where one of the guys
was a ghost, a former partner. Every single episode, there would be
this exorcist or psychic who could sense the ghost and stop him from
getting important clues.

This one?
https://bit.ly/2VbCAZv

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (nzkg3)

316 Actually 6'7 285 but he still growing...

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (BXMxN)

317 I thought it was Max Gross Towing Weight.

Posted by: Guy with a trailer at February 21, 2019 11:30 AM (NgKpN)

=====
This is about me isn't?

Posted by: Anna Navarro at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (pw+jk)

318 283
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir



Kind of the same concept but way too early. Seriously this was
early 80s, 1979 at the latest. I can even see the typical 80s set
design pre-Miami Vice. The usual cast of character actors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019

**
. . .
Ghost and Mrs. Muir, the original film, was a love story. I presume the TV version made it more of a comedy. But unless the producers also introduced a detective element into it (which might have been fun if they'd done it right), it's not what you're thinking about.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (7MRhd)

319 The show was "My Partner the Ghost". Evidently it stunk. It was only on 2 seasons.

No, it wasn't. That's a decade too early. And it was on TV too long. Wolfus Aurelius has it right, it was some mid-season replacement show in the 80s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (39g3+)

320 so could somebody please fill me in on the ostensible reasons for why they're pissed at Trump"

Well, that's as good a summary as any...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (6qErC)

321 Question for you CBD, is your e-mail address the same as it was when I sent you that PIC for your car thread years ago?

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

322 The show was "My Partner the Ghost". Evidently it stunk. It was only on 2 seasons.
Posted by: Vic
------

'Topper', OTOH..

Posted by: George & Marion at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (ZMWtN)

323 Other then the crap about there not being a SJW bend to this whole thing, they've actually done well, surprisingly enough.

I'll excuse that only because they ripped the MFM a new one, and that was glorious.

Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (talIc)

324 P.F. Flyers! Run faster - Jump Higher!

Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (gmo/4)

325 Funny stuff

https://twitter.com/BatmanR20/status/1098412140954701824

Posted by: LL at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (AvblT)

326 The Monkees are dying!!!!

The old Grim Reaper is moving in on my generation.

I'll duck behind this 20 yo mouth breathing moms basement living soi boi and maybe he'll miss me.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (C4l4A)

327 Sad, CBD, sad.

Also an abuse of power, Lord Acton.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (U5tDi)

328 @realDonaldTrump 30 minutes ago

.@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (cF8AT)

329 Hi Insom!


*smooch*
Posted by: nurse ratched

(The theme from Love Story plays in the background.......)

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (qyr81)

330 The Augsburg business doesn't surprise me at all. It's of the same breed as St. Olaf's, Concordia, and (I'm ashamed to admit this) my ill-chosen alma mater, Macalester. I saw today there thirty years ago. I did not run hard enough from it, nor fight it hard enough then, for which I am ashamed.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (AM1GF)

331 I have met you, and let me say they'd be stupid to try to start something with you.



Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM

****************

Awww...shucks....
But I'm just a pussy cat.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (0tfLf)

332 284 271 Best of the Worst in general are my favorites.re:View of Return of the Living Dead was excellent.
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (BXMxN)

==========

From a purely entertainment perspective, BotW is tops, but since I just like how they talk about movies (they have a strong vocabulary, understand narrative, and have enough background in actual filming that they can talk intelligently about the process itself), I like to hear them actually talk about movies.

There's a moment in a recent re:View where Jack the Wizard brings up Vertigo. It's obvious that both he and Jay love the film and would have a lot to say about it, but the moment passes and they continue talking about whatever B-grade genre fare they love (which is fine). I want to hear them talk about Vertigo!

It might have been in their Psycho episode, which is probably my favorite episode of anything they've done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:36 AM (oh/Sd)

333 ******



Co-limbo?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (m45I2)


He's a machine... no mercy, no stopping, he just keeps coming with puns until you laugh.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:36 AM (ymnmz)

334 >>The next day, some students asked Adamo to leave the classroom while they discussed the lingering controversy. They were joined by other students who were not enrolled in the course. He complied with their request.




Aaaand that's where he messed up.

Better to be like Eric Weinstein and show up, face the mob. I am amazed that these professors and universities allow the students to think they can design their curricula by feelz and the mob. Who the heck lets students not enrolled in the class kick them out of his classroom?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 11:36 AM (W+vEI)

335 The gay magazine actually went with "well,Iran is actually murdering fewer gays recently"

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:36 AM (BXMxN)

336 Casper & Lacey

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:36 AM (m45I2)

337
Karma is punishing Nike for sponsoring Kapernick. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (xfb67)

Seems like it punished that kid instead.....Nike won't feel a thing.


Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (IXZGh)


So you're saying an exploding shoe that takes out a star athelete will have no effect on Nike sales?

Posted by: The Ford Pinto at February 21, 2019 11:36 AM (TAmPV)

338 307
I don't want to try to find the article by the nutty gay leftists (I
have a headache), so could somebody please fill me in on the ostensible
reasons for why they're pissed at Trump and what's wrong with
decriminalizing being gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (AllCR)

Because! Because!!! Why are you so racist!!! and a NAZI!!!

Posted by: Liberal Retard at February 21, 2019 11:36 AM (9oE3U)

339 328 @realDonaldTrump 30 minutes ago

.@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (cF8AT)

Eating Jussie's lunch

Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 11:36 AM (7HtZB)

340 'Topper', OTOH..

Posted by: George & Marion at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM

**********

I loved that show!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:36 AM (0tfLf)

341 328
@realDonaldTrump 30 minutes ago



.@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of
people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (cF8AT)


Boom goes the dynamite!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:37 AM (ymnmz)

342 The old Grim Reaper is moving in on my generation.

I'll duck behind this 20 yo mouth breathing moms basement living soi boi and maybe he'll miss me.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (C4l4A)

You can push the fat kid into Death and run. Or, stroll. Or, get on your Rascal and ride.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:37 AM (3sjI6)

343

It was a detective show where one of the guys was a ghost, a former partner.

Adam-13

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2019 11:37 AM (aKsyK)

344 332 Yes that was in the Psycho sequels episode.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:37 AM (BXMxN)

345 313 Could Robert Mueller actually be investigating Ukrainian collusion?

https://tinyurl.com/y5s587pj

Why yes, yes he could be.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (/tuJf)

=============

Why tease me, The Hill?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:37 AM (oh/Sd)

346 Alec Baldwin is a Letist loon.

But I was surprised when he was on 30 Rock at just what a great comedic talent he was.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 11:37 AM (9VeU0)

347 Watching the presser again, the CPD's "no SJW angle" seems to speak to only motive, not tactics. Smollett used SJW BS as a tactic, but his *motive* was strictly greed.

Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 11:37 AM (talIc)

348 I see a gay Sasquatch!

Posted by: The Guy who Always Sees a gay Sasquatch at February 21, 2019 11:37 AM (xqfqx)

349 Roger Stone gets a gag order

McCabe and the other henchmen get to go on CNN and write books, trashing POTUS as a Russian stooge.


And those men were heads in the FIB ... they need a gag order to protect secrets (and because the can pretend to have inside FBI info, like all their fake leaks, half truths) ... Stone gets gagged because he might tell the truth about the attacks on him by the FBI.


Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (Cus5s)

350 Casper & Lacey

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:36 AM

*************

Well played sir!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (0tfLf)

351 The theme from Love Story plays in the background......."

The Algore and Tipper tale?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)

352 319
The show was "My Partner the Ghost". Evidently it stunk. It was only on 2 seasons.



No, it wasn't. That's a decade too early. And it was on TV too
long. Wolfus Aurelius has it right, it was some mid-season replacement
show in the 80s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019

*
*
. . .
Then I suspect whoever came up with Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) might have it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (7MRhd)

353 You're just mad at that mirror joke from the last thread. But really, you can't just tee up something, giftwrap it even, and expect me to take a pass, can you?

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (U5tDi)

354 289 They're already trying to spin JussieHoax as a play for fame and money. Bullshit. He did it for hate and Harris"

But there's a plus to making it about money - if that's what it was, it makes him poison to any studio anywhere, and he'll never work in that business again, not anywhere.

he could still play hero to some if the story goes down that it was about politics.

as far as Harris being involved - unless she wrote HIM a personal check to cover his expenses, I don't think you can make that claim stick.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

355 319
No, it wasn't. That's a decade too early. And it
was on TV too long. Wolfus Aurelius has it right, it was some mid-season
replacement show in the 80s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (39g3+)

You sure about that?


Jeff Randall and Marty Hopkirk are private detectives who
specialize in divorce cases. Their long-running partnership seems to
come to an abrupt end when Marty is killed by a hit-and-run, but Marty
is soon back--as a ghost--to help solve his own murder. While he's doing
it, he misses his chance to go to heaven, thanks to an ancient curse
that states: "Before the sun shall rise, each ghost unto his grave must
go. Cursed be the ghost who dares to stay and face the awful light of
day." So Marty is stuck on Earth, as a white-suited spirit whom only
Jeff can see, continuing their partnership and keeping (jealous) tabs on
his wife/widow, Jean.


https://tinyurl.com/y4zktx4m

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (mpXpK)

356 The Augsburg business doesn't surprise me at all. It's of the same breed as Concordia....
--------

On the rocks?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (KoKdw)

357
Could Robert Mueller actually be investigating Ukrainian collusion?

Russian, Ukrainians, what's the difference?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (BWL+E)

358 Roger Stone gets a gag order

McCabe and the other henchmen get to go on CNN and write books, trashing POTUS as a Russian stooge.

And those men were heads in the FIB ... they need a gag order to protect secrets (and because the can pretend to have inside FBI info, like all their fake leaks, half truths) ... Stone gets gagged because he might tell the truth about the attacks on him by the FBI.

Sum Ting Wong
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (Cus5s)
+++++++++++++
Deep State's a helluva drug.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (I2dne)

359 There is, of course, the distinct possibility that the shoes has been used/maintained in an irresponsible fashion, not that that would impact Nikes's public reaction, but if a lawsuit ensues, you can bet that will be a factor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:27 AM (/dN1M)

"Irresponsible use of Nike kicks"? Wearing them to a Trump rally?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (nPGq2)

360
Rubberbandman?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC)


RubberBANDman......

Shoe HELD together with your band......

Posted by: Soundgarden at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (IXZGh)

361 Poltergeist is German for chicken ghost."

Hmm.

So what does WillieGeist stand for?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:08 AM (6qErC)

ghost of a penis? he sure looks like one...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 11:39 AM (8D42x)

362 329
Hi Insom!





*smooch*

Posted by: nurse ratched



(The theme from Love Story plays in the background.......)

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (qyr81)

Lol....I don't even talk to insomniac anymore. I don't want to get my eyes scratched out by NR.

Posted by: Liberal Retard at February 21, 2019 11:39 AM (9oE3U)

363 344 332 Yes that was in the Psycho sequels episode.
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:37 AM (BXMxN)

===========

When else would they have brought up Hitchcock?

But yeah, I'm never going to get it. It's obvious that they prefer talking about action schlock from the 80s.

Maybe I should do my own channel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:39 AM (oh/Sd)

364 BJ and the Ghost

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 11:39 AM (n13/j)

365 310 They're already trying to spin JussieHoax as a play for fame and money. Bullshit. He did it for hate and Harris,
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2019 11:31 AM (Ndje9)

Agree . The spin is disgusting and not supported by his previous unhinged tweets .


I was not impressed by the PD pitch on this, which was all "I don't understand why a black man would trump up THE HORRIBLE STAIN OF RACISM!!! for his own interests".

And the NPR commentators were doing their usual fluffing, trying to gaslight us into believing that this is an aberration.

I mean, I'm sure SOMEONE's memory goes back further than Tawana Brawley, but that's far enough for most lifetimes.

When someone talks about a hate crime, I think "Show me the injury". If there's no significant physical harm to life, limb, or property, then it's probably fake.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:39 AM (8erNz)

366 Liberal Retard
off dammit!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:39 AM (9oE3U)

367 but his *motive* was strictly greed.

Posted by: LURCH
-----

He doesn't strike me as a deep thinker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:39 AM (KoKdw)

368 I reload. I cast pistol bullets. I reload shotgun shells, high power rifle up to 62000 psi, 9mm, 38/357 and 44special/44 magnum. 30-40 krag, 7mm-08, 270 . My ammo is as good or better than factory. I stake my life on them. Dont drink and reload. Label everything. Work up non-book loads slowly checking for pressure signs in high power. Note there will be no pressure signs in low pressure loads like 38 or 44 special.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 11:39 AM (el8j3)

369 Here's hoping it's just one knee. If he's smart, he only needs one.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at February 21, 2019 11:40 AM (9lCXX)

370 Awww...shucks....
But I'm just a pussy cat.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (0tfLf)
--------

Yes, well, even though you're 29 to their 18-22, I'll bet you can take any one of them single-handed. They are not stupid enough to test that theory, I hope.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 11:40 AM (U5tDi)

371 My girl Kamala would never lie. She moved around a lot. Rode Little Willy like a tiger.

Posted by: Willy Brown at February 21, 2019 11:40 AM (pw+jk)

372 >>(The theme from Love Story plays in the background.......)

Maybe pick a movie where someone doesn't die.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:40 AM (/tuJf)

373 Maybe pick a movie where someone doesn't die.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:40 AM (/tuJf)
+++++++++++
True Romance?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:40 AM (I2dne)

374 nood Don Lemon

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:40 AM (I2dne)

375 action schlock from the 80s. "

That's the best schlock. The Hoff says so.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (6qErC)

376 And those men were heads in the FIB ... they need a gag order to protect secrets (and because the can pretend to have inside FBI info, like all their fake leaks, half truths) ... Stone gets gagged because he might tell the truth about the attacks on him by the FBI.

I still want to hear McCabe asked whether the FBI ever investigated Obama and his crew for Iranian connections.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (8erNz)

377 I happened to turn on Charlie's Angels the other day and it was a crossover with The Love Boat.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (BXMxN)

378 373 Maybe pick a movie where someone doesn't die.
Posted by: JackStraw



**cough**24/7**cough**

Posted by: Hallmark Channel at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (TpAxy)

379 .@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of
people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (cF8AT)


Boom goes the dynamite!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:37 AM (ymnmz)

Animal Psychologists....sorry about the giggling. Let's try again. Animal Psychologists don't recommend rubbing a dog's nose in their shit to stop them from defecating in the house. It works, but it causes them deep psychological damage. And Jussie has suffered enough, you Bad Orange Man!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (3sjI6)

380 I am on record. Ringo Starr will bury every Beatle, Monkee, Door, and Zeppelin and he was the sickly one.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (2LelM)

381
The fine print on the Nike receipt says, "Tying laces voids warranty."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (BWL+E)

382 The Augsburg business doesn't surprise me at all. It's of the same breed as St. Olaf's, Concordia, and (I'm ashamed to admit this) my ill-chosen alma mater, Macalester. I saw today there thirty years ago. I did not run hard enough from it, nor fight it hard enough then, for which I am ashamed.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (AM1GF)

________

St. Thomas here. I am ashamed of what my formerly conservative college has become. It now closely resembles Augsburg.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (flINI)

383 362 329
Hi Insom!





*smooch*

Posted by: nurse ratched



(The theme from Love Story plays in the background.......)

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 11:35 AM (qyr81)

Lol....I don't even talk to insomniac anymore. I don't want to get my eyes scratched out by NR.


Posted by: Liberal Retard at February 21, 2019 11:39 AM

***************8

And she's been hitting the range every weekend improving her aim.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (0tfLf)

384
Poltergeist is German for chicken ghost.



Yes, starring Don Knotts. Atta boy Luther

Posted by: TheQuietMan


I forgot all about The Geist and Mr Poulter.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (jhhWp)

385 RubberBANDman......

Shoe HELD together with your band......
Posted by: Soundgarden at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (IXZGh)


SAVE me......

Help to keep from blowin out my knee.....

Posted by: Soundgarden at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (IXZGh)

386 Maybe pick a movie where someone doesn't die.

Posted by: JackStraw
Cocoon?

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (n13/j)

387 186 "What's MGTOW mean"




In a perfect world? Men Growing Their Own Women
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
==========================

Like Woody Allen?

Posted by: Guzalot at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (prSvo)

388

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (jhhWp)

389 I happened to turn on Charlie's Angels the other day and it was a crossover with The Love Boat."

Oh, loved the crossover stuff!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)

390
345 313 Could Robert Mueller actually be investigating Ukrainian collusion?
https://tinyurl.com/y5s587pj
Why yes, yes he could be.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (/tuJf)
=============
Why tease me, The Hill?

I think there's a lot there to suggest Ukrainian CORRUPTION, and a lot of payoffs involved in that, on all sides. But "Collusion" implies that the Ukrainians did something to try to influence the American Election, and so far I haven't seen anyone even trying to allege that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

391 Could Robert Mueller actually be investigating Ukrainian collusion?

https://tinyurl.com/y5s587pj

Why yes, yes he could be.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (/tuJf)

Since Manafort was a Ukrainian government ( Russian version ) stooge as well as one for Turkey, I can see the investigation going that direction. Now I will read your link to see if I'm anywhere close. I'm guessing not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (auUHv)

392 >>I don't want to try to find the article by the nutty gay leftists (I have a headache), so could somebody please fill me in on the ostensible reasons for why they're pissed at Trump and what's wrong with decriminalizing being gay?



-- Accuses Trump of using queers to amass power and enact his own agenda

-- This is an old white colonialist oppressor tactic being used by Trump against a cultural practice


Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (W+vEI)

393 The Monkees are dying!!!!

-
It's the damn global warming!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)

394 "Weasel's Gun Thread has motivated me to start reloading. This my first attempt. " No offense intended, but did you case-gauge those rounds? They look awfully long (OAL) to my eye, as if the bullets are seated sufficiently deep. #safetyfirst and all that. --Andrew

Posted by: Law of Self Defense at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (eciqi)

395 I happened to turn on Charlie's Angels the other day and it was a crossover with The Love Boat."



Oh, loved the crossover stuff!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)

I don't remember that one, it sounds good. I liked the Magnum P.I. and Simon and Simon crossovers.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (n13/j)

396 I have a question maybe the horde can help me here.

Does anyone else remember a kinda lame TV show from the early 80s?

Might have been late 70s. It was a detective show where one of the guys

was a ghost, a former partner. Every single episode, there would be

this exorcist or psychic who could sense the ghost and stop him from

getting important clues.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019



Magnum EMF-PI

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (a2xio)

397
"Irresponsible use of Nike kicks"? Wearing them to a Trump rally?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------

Now there is an interesting strategy. Begin to prominently use products like P&G, Nike, etc., while wearing and promoting MAGA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (U2TY5)

398 The Monkees are dying!!!!



-

It's the damn global warming!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)


Nonsense, it's Trump's unrelenting attack on teh gheys.

Aren't you paying attention? Next meme!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (a2xio)

399 Phantom of the Copera??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (Dh1wo)

400 Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:34 AM (/tuJf)

So yes Mueller is trying to use Manafort's dealings to get to Trump. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (auUHv)

401 RIP Peter Tork

No way. Damn.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (kG5hP)

402 You sure about that?

100% absolutely sure. It was an 80s show, although very likely a knockoff of the 60s one.

I don't remember that one, it sounds good. I liked the Magnum P.I. and Simon and Simon crossovers.

Those were good, it was kind of the first shared universe concept. Rockford would have fit in as well, he could have been there, although since Selleck was on Rockford a couple of times in truly hilarious episodes it might have been awkward.

Although I could see them work it out, Magnum taking Rockford aside "I had to go into witness protection after overthrowing the New Jersey Mob, so I'm in Hawaii now and have a new name"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (39g3+)

403 Trump had to deal with some fringe actors because the DC regulars had Trump blackballed, and the regular players were afraid to touch him. imo.


The whole Ukraine/Russia and Podesta/Manafort thing, or the US helping with the Ukraine coup ... or Hillary and her reset button, or Obama being more flexible after the election ... hard to tell what subterfuge and intrigue is going on on multiple levels.


From my limited view, we should have detente with Russia, and be more hardened against China. Mitch and Feinstein have direct ties to China and money from favorable trade deals ... Hillary was collecting for her Uranium One reset button, and being Putin's secret Santa with Skolkovo, opening doors for our tech transfer from silicon Valley. it is a morass, in an enigma, in a swamp.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (Cus5s)

404 Amy Schumer blew the margins. That should surprise nobody.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 11:19 AM (NWiLs)

at least that's all she blew...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (8D42x)

405 I had forgotten about the idiot Pressling who ID'd the ear plugs as Rubber bullets. Thanks CBD, you made my morning.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (cCxiu)

406 ''He doesn't strike me as a deep thinker.''

No kidding. Hence the FBI is still involved with respect to the death threat letter which Supt. Eddie said was being handled by the Feds and stated flat out was sent by Jussie himself. Mailed in a south suburb you better believe by now they know who mailed it. There will be more charges and a wonderful additional storyline soon.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (tkNkP)

407 was a ghost, a former partner. Every single episode, there would be

this exorcist or psychic who could sense the ghost and stop him from

getting important clues.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019



Magnum EMF-PI
Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (a2xio)

You're unbelievable.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

408 I think Ringo Starr had to deal with so much illness and difficulty as a kid that he became reflective and wasn't so caught up with himself. This may have tended to lower his stress level which helps anyone. He always seemed to have sort of a joking attitude about the whole Beatles phenomenon which the star boys-John and Paul lacked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (AllCR)

409 Ref Zion and his shoe.
The dude is 6'8" and 285 pounds - all of it muscle.
He overpowered that shoe. He needs something unusually durable and resistant to explosive moves. MORE SO than the usual basketball shoe.

Posted by: ArthurK at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (KbaGy)

410 Carl Sagan's "The Baloney Detection Kit: Carl Sagan's Rules for Bullshit-Busting and Critical Thinking"


1.Wherever possible there must be independent confirmation of the "facts."
2.Encourage substantive debate on the evidence by knowledgeable proponents of all points of view.
3.Arguments from authority carry little weight -- "authorities" have made mistakes in the past. They will do so again in the future. Perhaps a better way to say it is that in science there are no authorities; at most, there are experts.
4.Spin more than one hypothesis. If there's something to be explained, think of all the different ways in which it could be explained. Then think of tests by which you might systematically disprove each of the alternatives. What survives, the hypothesis that resists disproof in this Darwinian selection among "multiple working hypotheses," has a much better chance of being the right answer than if you had simply run with the first idea that caught your fancy.
5.Try not to get overly attached to a hypothesis just because it's yours. It's only a way station in the pursuit of knowledge. Ask yourself why you like the idea. Compare it fairly with the alternatives. See if you can find reasons for rejecting it. If you don't, others will.
6.Quantify. If whatever it is you're explaining has some measure, some numerical quantity attached to it, you'll be much better able to discriminate among competing hypotheses. What is vague and qualitative is open to many explanations. Of course there are truths to be sought in the many qualitative issues we are obliged to confront, but finding them is more challenging.
7.If there's a chain of argument, every link in the chain must work (including the premise) -- not just most of them.
8.Occam's Razor. This convenient rule-of-thumb urges us when faced with two hypotheses that explain the data equally well to choose the simpler.
9.Always ask whether the hypothesis can be, at least in principle, falsified. Propositions that are untestable, unfalsifiable are not worth much. Consider the grand idea that our Universe and everything in it is just an elementary particle -- an electron, say -- in a much bigger Cosmos. But if we can never acquire information from outside our Universe, is not the idea incapable of disproof? You must be able to check assertions out. Inveterate skeptics must be given the chance to follow your reasoning, to duplicate your experiments and see if they get the same result.

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (QkjLD)

411 I'll take Richard Wright any day.

-Thanks ;-)
(Although of course you have the more famous writer in mind. My one published book has received mostly negative reviews.)

Posted by: Richard Wright at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (tzgR3)

Mid-Morning Open Thread

Monet Wheat.jpg

The Wheat Field
Claude Monet

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Morning!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)

2 What fresh hell have we today?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)

3 I'll get the others.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)

4 top 5?

and morning all. hate a meeting first thing in the morning....

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (8D42x)

5 Monet. People will make the money jokes.

I know he was important and part of changing the way we see things but I get no emotional content from Monet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (fuK7c)

6 Oh Master, grant that I may never seek
So much to be consoled as to console.
To be understood as to understand.
To be loved, as to love
With all my soul.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (/n1y/)

7 The most recent graduating class from Sniper School can be found throughout the picture...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (8D42x)

8 Trees!

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (LL1Be)

9 Looks like a Monet, but I would rather have some Money.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (mpXpK)

10 So. Many. Snipers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (bN6TL)

11 That wheat's ready to cut. Somebody go get the combine.

Posted by: huerfano at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (6e1eX)

12 The Wheat Field.....Gettysburg?

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (ykq7q)

13 What fresh hell have we today?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)

A wheat field, as seen by me without glasses.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (IqOTP)

14 This money guy was on to something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (bN6TL)

15
I know he was important and part of changing the way we see things but I get no emotional content from Monet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (fuK7c)

to me, this one is actually quite relaxing. but then I think it's because is a nice landscape that I'd love to be out in. could be having lunch with a bit of wine prior to starting the afternoon target shooting session.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (8D42x)

16 Guten Morgen Horden

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (BJlbN)

17 a nice cow path ... where are the cow pies?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (Cus5s)

18 Dang! Got willowed in the previous thread!

I will be checking back in the previous thread if anyone wants to take a stab at my question.

Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (4HMW8)

19 Why didn't Monet paint more nudes?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (bN6TL)

20 Monet Monet Monet Monet-
Monet!
Some people got to have it...

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (LL1Be)

21 Maybe it's just me, but if Monet painted this today, he'd be labeled a mediocre artist at best. I get this was unique in it's day, but he'd be a Bob Ross, relegated to youtube as painting instructor.

Posted by: Bob at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (dyw+L)

22 Be sure to lubf, so you don't chaff.

Posted by: Jussie, getting back to grass roots at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (DMUuz)

23 Clocking in. Sorry I'm late. Forgot to wind the alarm clock cat last night.

Just missed the Morning Report, I see. All that news and commentary, stale and moldering like that leftover cheese in the back of the fridge.

If all those trees were oaks, that'd be pretty much a shot of my neighborhood. Sunset last night with all the wispy clouds and contrails even looked like that sky.

Posted by: mindful webworker's first cup of coffee is about to kick in at February 21, 2019 09:31 AM (RJYOZ)

24 it's a pretty picture
Van Gogh coulda painted it if he wasn't crazy

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 09:31 AM (BJlbN)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 09:31 AM (705ib)

26 Looks like a green clad cameltoe in an orange mini skirt to me

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 09:32 AM (RZ6R1)

27 Zoom in to get a great look at texture.

Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 09:32 AM (OyyDO)

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or so help me at February 21, 2019 09:32 AM (HPNqc)

29 I'm not a big Monet fan but this is one that I have always liked. It is a well balanced composition which I believe makes a painting subconsciously aesthetically pleasing

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 09:33 AM (auUHv)

30
No likee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 09:33 AM (iMuoQ)

31 Joseph Wambaugh wrote The Onion Field

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 09:33 AM (705ib)

32 Wheat? Are you assuming the field's species? It could be questioning spelt or bi-queer millet, you food fascist.

Posted by: Don Lemon, sour fruit at February 21, 2019 09:33 AM (/P5eh)

33 The painting reminds me that the grocery stores around here are all out of Wheaties again!

Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 09:34 AM (gmo/4)

34 Can you make beer from it?

Yes.

Two thumbs up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:34 AM (bN6TL)

35 Oh look, Nicholas "Spit on the Cross" Frankovich is still on the masthead at National Review.

They haven't let him write anything for a month. Even though he is nominally an "editor," we all know he couldn't "edit" his way out of a wet paper bag with a knife.

Since he's not doing anything at NR anymore, why not write to letters AT nationalreview DOT com and suggest to them that they finally fire his sorry ass?

Yes, I know you guys don't care about NR anymore. But wouldn't you enjoy seeing that a-hole fired anyway? How about a little help?

Posted by: gp at February 21, 2019 09:34 AM (mk9aG)

36 10 So. Many. Snipers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (bN6TL)

Reminds me of the sniper training scene from "A Clear and Present Danger".

Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 09:35 AM (OyyDO)

37 He was only into painting for the Monet!

Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 09:35 AM (f3oO4)

38 At the DIA there's a Seurat where the painting extends beyond the canvas onto the frame, which really sells the "things are over there, somewhere" vibe.

I know Seurat is post-impressionist but I move slowly; I haven't finished with impressionism yet.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 21, 2019 09:35 AM (IqOTP)

39 No, This is the Wheat Field: https://tinyurl.com/yxfw2rlw

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or so help me at February 21, 2019 09:36 AM (HPNqc)

40 27 Zoom in to get a great look at texture.
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 09:32 AM (OyyDO)
---------

Thanks for the tip. Nice.

Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2019 09:36 AM (G0vdT)

41 This painting reminds me that the simple things are often the best.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 09:37 AM (1ISKN)

42 There was a Frasier episode where they had to decide whether to go out and find dates or stay home and do another puzzle with their dad. When they realized it was a 5,000 piece puzzle called "The Wheat Field", that was the kick in the pants to get them to find a social life.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 09:37 AM (n13/j)

43 Posted by: Bob at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (dyw+L)

Yeah, but he figured out how to do it first. At least one of the first. That's why modern stuff is so pathetic mostly. The great techniques and genres have already been discovered....my message looks like spam, change the text it says, don't know why.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 21, 2019 09:37 AM (xxAFD)

44 36 10 So. Many. Snipers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (bN6TL)

Reminds me of the sniper training scene from "A Clear and Present Danger".
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 09:35 AM (OyyDO


Marine! How did you get so close?

By being a sneaky bastard, sir!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:37 AM (bN6TL)

45
Reminds me of the sniper training scene from "A Clear and Present Danger".

Sergeant Major: Soldier, how did you get so close to me?

Chavez: Sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard, Sergeant Major!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:38 AM (fuK7c)

46

Hamlet on Rye - a limerick

A dryland wheat farmer named Flanery
Engaged in a bit of chicanery
While working the yard
He misquoted the Bard
And told the crop: "Get thee to a granary!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 09:38 AM (m45I2)

47 Republican Alabama Rep. Bradley Byrne announced Wednesday in Mobile that
he plans to challenge Democratic Alabama Sen. Doug Jones in the
upcoming 2020 election.



In before yearbooks and pedophilia accusations.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:38 AM (LL1Be)

48 45
Reminds me of the sniper training scene from "A Clear and Present Danger".

Sergeant Major: Soldier, how did you get so close to me?

Chavez: Sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard, Sergeant Major!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:38 AM (fuK7c


I win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:38 AM (bN6TL)

49 31 Joseph Wambaugh wrote The Onion Field

Read it many years ago but never forgot Tuna-Can Tommy

Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (talIc)

50 Hey, Claude. You forgot your glasses. Again. *rollseyes.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (3sjI6)

51 And who says the Horde Hive Mind isn't a thing?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (fuK7c)

52 There's a lion in there looking for dinner. Enjoy your walk.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (9oE3U)

53

Mow the lawn you slob!

Posted by: Mrs Monet at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (LL1Be)

54 He was only into painting for the Monet!
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar


Count de Money! Oh Count de Money!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (Y5LDn)

55 is it a mountain lion?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 09:40 AM (BJlbN)

56 20 Monet Monet Monet Monet-


...

Hell ya.

Posted by: BILLY IDOL at February 21, 2019 09:40 AM (MAstk)

57 Right over yonder on the other side of them trees they are cranking up a big old John Deere combine with a 24 foot reel header to take care of that wheat.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2019 09:40 AM (zLDYs)

58 In before yearbooks and pedophilia accusations.
.....

Easy pick up. they BETTER not blow it.

Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (MAstk)

59 This is very pleasant.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (lwiT4)

60 Very pretty

Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (8ikIW)

61 Sitting in Writing & Inquiry class. 80 minutes of Powerpoint slides.

Posted by: Forsythian at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (oPcfZ)

62 Joseph Wambaugh wrote The Onion Field

Read it many years ago but never forgot Tuna-Can Tommy
Posted by: LURCH

Its the little things that stay with you

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (705ib)

63 Mornin' Trumpsters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (ptqGC)

64 I saw that magazine article about how Trump is raycis for fighting for worldwide gays.


The amount of mental gymnastics and complete ignorance and stupidity just disgusts me.

Hell, a mentally-disabled person is probaby smarter than these idiots in ink.

Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (awdIT)

65 Honest, looks a bit like the upper pasture at my farm. Me likey.

In contract and closing on a part of it on Tuesday.

Snif.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (GlBgT)

66 It's no Rothko.

And speaking of Rothko, San Fran Museum is planning to sell a Rothko so they can increase the diversity of their collection.

The San Francisco Museum of Modern Art announced this week that they will be selling an untitled work from abstract expressionist Mark Rothko. Proceeds from the painting, which is worth anywhere from $35 to $50 million, will be used to buy paintings from non-white artists.

Change your name to Hernandez and get to paintin'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (Z4rgH)

67 The turn out against Doug Jones should be huge. Everyone I know feels like crap that he's representing Alabama. The Dem party here is for crap. But I expect a lot of outside money for his coffers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:42 AM (bN6TL)

68 Easy pick up. they BETTER not blow it.

Watch this.

Posted by: Mitch McTurtle (Uniparty) at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (LL1Be)

69 What kind of painting is this?
It's a Monet

Yeah, lots. -- F. Ross Johnson "Barbarians at the Gate"

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (n13/j)

70 Moneymaker: Here at the Russian Collusion Field Research Society we can absolutely deduce that this wheat field is the exact type of terrain where Russians would approach AG sessions and collude with him.


Bobo: There is a large food source and plenty of hard wood trees for them to knock on with sticks to communicate over long distances.


Renee: We understand there is no evidence of this occurring, but that's the sort of painstaking cover up that a bigfoot.....uh.....Russian colluder would go to. The absence e of evidence IS the evidence. Isn't the right McCabe?





McCabe: Exactly. We may never know.

Posted by: Moneymaker, McCabe, Renee and Bobo at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (ymnmz)

71 Love the painting. It's very peaceful. Well, except for the sniper in the woods.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (ptqGC)

72 63 Mornin' Trumpsters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (ptqGC)


How's the hubs? Better yet, is everyone flu-free so far?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (bN6TL)

73 64
I saw that magazine article about how Trump is raycis for fighting for worldwide gays.





The amount of mental gymnastics and complete ignorance and stupidity just disgusts me.



Hell, a mentally-disabled person is probaby smarter than these idiots in ink.

Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (awdIT)


CULTURAL COLONIALISM!!! Reeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: NPC SJW at February 21, 2019 09:44 AM (ymnmz)

74 Shocker of the day

CBO off by 550% in the drop of the uninsured due to the enactment of ZeroKare.

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 09:44 AM (RZ6R1)

75 nurse ratched

Very nice sentiment.

Thank you again for taking Insomniac away from his dark place. May you continue to receive as many blessings as you give to others.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)

76 CBD, by Kansas standards, this nice picture would be of a hobby farm. Here we have more wheat than trees.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)

77 Some of Monet's paintings are more effective than others, at least to me. The more detailed close-ups at Givenchy are examples of his skll. This one doesn't do much for my preferences. It is too amorphous. Instead of Impressionism it might better be called Suggestive.

This painting makes me wonder what Monet might have done with watercolor or pastel for the scene.

Posted by: JTB at February 21, 2019 09:45 AM (bmdz3)

78 Those trees go with French wheat fields. In Van Gogh's famous wheat field painting, it's the tree that is most prominent. Anyone know what species of tree those are?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (auUHv)

79 I may be late to this but...



#JussieSmollett is now in custody. #CPD says they Negotiated w/ his attorneys last night 4 his surrender. Met them w/ him at 5am at 1st district. #Smollett Came in quietly. Met detectives at the door without incident. Brought in for processing. Transferred 2 CC Courthouse

Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (MAstk)

80 Great limerick Mr. Muldoon!

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (bmdz3)

81 Wheat fields always make me think of the Garth Brooks song.

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (Ai1hj)

82 Syracuse coaching legend Jim Boeheim struck and killed a man with his car on Wednesday around midnight, according to a Syracuse.com report.

A man in his 30s got out of his car after an accident on Interstate 690 in Syracuse, a source told the outlet, when Boeheim drove by and hit the pedestrian.

The 74-year-old Boeheim, who is cooperating with authorities, reported the accident to police, according to WTVH in Syracuse.

Syracuse had just beaten No. 18 Louisville, 69-49, Wednesday night at the Carrier Dome.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (bim/x)

83 Monet for nothin and your chicks for free.

Posted by: Dire Straits at February 21, 2019 09:47 AM (gC2IV)

84 79
I may be late to this but...







#JussieSmollett is now in custody. #CPD says they Negotiated w/ his
attorneys last night 4 his surrender. Met them w/ him at 5am at 1st
district. #Smollett Came in quietly. Met detectives at the door without
incident. Brought in for processing. Transferred 2 CC Courthouse





Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (MAstk)


Da Fuq!

Posted by: Robin Roberts at February 21, 2019 09:47 AM (ymnmz)

85 Mornin' Trumpsters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (ptqGC)



How's the hubs? Better yet, is everyone flu-free so far?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (bN6TL)


The ER loaded him up with antibiotics and pain killers. He was up very early and off to the office. I'm picking him up around noon to drive us to SW GA for a board meeting for a non-profit he's on. Tomorrow night we're staying with my cousin and her husband in Tallahassee and taking her 95 y.o. dad to dinner.

As of this morning, neither of us show signs of Dengue Fever or other exotic illnesses. Just hoping we don't come down with some form of the flu our shots didn't cover. The ER waiting room was like a giant petri dish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:47 AM (ptqGC)

86 to me, this one is actually quite relaxing. but then I think it's because is a nice landscape that I'd love to be out in. could be having lunch with a bit of wine prior to starting the afternoon target shooting session.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (8D42x)

I think the best part is the thin, horizontal band of light gold/yellow that separates the larger areas of green and blue. Yellow, green and blue are adjacent colors and the transition is seamless and calming. The gold is then reflected slightly in the sky. He then adds dots of warm orange - another adjacent color at the very bottom. Monet's style doesn't appeal to everyone, but he's a master at color.

Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 09:47 AM (OyyDO)

87 OMG!

My celly is SO cute!

Posted by: JUSSIE at February 21, 2019 09:48 AM (MAstk)

88 82
Syracuse coaching legend Jim Boeheim struck and killed a man with his
car on Wednesday around midnight, according to a Syracuse.com report.



A man in his 30s got out of his car after an accident on Interstate
690 in Syracuse, a source told the outlet, when Boeheim drove by and hit
the pedestrian.



The 74-year-old Boeheim, who is cooperating with authorities, reported the accident to police, according to WTVH in Syracuse.



Syracuse had just beaten No. 18 Louisville, 69-49, Wednesday night at the Carrier Dome.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (bim/x)


That is a terrible story.

Prayers to all.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 09:48 AM (ymnmz)

89 Don Lemon, concerned about Jussie Smollett's felony charge, tweets:

"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."

You know that's got to be one heck of a Subway sandwich, and it's not surprising that people would be interested in it if Jussie's not going to be eating it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 09:48 AM (DMUuz)

90 Those trees go with French wheat fields. In Van Gogh's famous wheat field painting, it's the tree that is most prominent. Anyone know what species of tree those are?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Are you saying Monet don't grow on trees ?

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 09:49 AM (705ib)

91 So what happened to Mo Brooks? That's who always should have been running for that Alabama Senate Seat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 09:49 AM (Kpl3J)

92 Embigenn it. Tis wonderful.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

93 Anyone know what species of tree those are?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation


---

Some sort of Poplar maybe?




Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (Q/obp)

94 Beautiful! Love the path.

Posted by: Caliban at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (qEujL)

95 That Capa article is an eye opener.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (qIEV6)

96 89 Don Lemon, concerned about Jussie Smollett's felony charge, tweets:

"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."

You know that's got to be one heck of a Subway sandwich, and it's not surprising that people would be interested in it if Jussie's not going to be eating it."

Sean Hannity should open a show wearing a dark mustache, yelling "I'M GONNA DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I'M GONNA DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (Kpl3J)

97 OMG!

I think I might get some stick time!

Posted by: JUSSIE at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

98 Don Lemon, concerned about Jussie Smollett's felony charge, tweets:



"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."



You know that's got to be one heck of a Subway sandwich, and it's
not surprising that people would be interested in it if Jussie's not
going to be eating it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 09:48 AM (DMUuz)

Bob Lemon > Don Lemon

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 09:51 AM (n13/j)

99 Don Lemon, concerned about Jussie Smollett's felony charge, tweets:

"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."

Posted by: Duncanthrax

>What did Sean, Tucker, and Donald do? Take Smollet's lunch momey or something?

Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 09:51 AM (awdIT)

100 89
Don Lemon, concerned about Jussie Smollett's felony charge, tweets:



"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."



You know that's got to be one heck of a Subway sandwich, and it's
not surprising that people would be interested in it if Jussie's not
going to be eating it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 09:48 AM (DMUuz)



Call the Wahmabulance.
No comment on Smollett fomenting a race war? Just that someone might call him out on it?



Sad. Not bright. IQ "170".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 09:51 AM (ymnmz)

101 Bob Lemon > Don Lemon

AMEN Brutha !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 09:52 AM (705ib)

102 OT: I just found out that Honda is bringing the Super Cub back to the US for 2019.

I may pick up one of the most common vehicles on the planet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 09:52 AM (1ISKN)

103 Those trees look like cedars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:52 AM (ptqGC)

104 96 That Capa article is an eye opener."

Tells me that the big names in the MSM have been faking their stories for a long, long time. Biggest difference now is that back then, they still loved America, even though they mainly wanted to glorify themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 09:52 AM (Kpl3J)

105 When they brought Juicy into lockup, he ask his fellow prisoner if they had gloryholes.

"We do now" replied the prisoner

Posted by: Big House Humor at February 21, 2019 09:54 AM (RZ6R1)

106 Good news,

I stumbled across the 'Young Turks' cable show yesterday and was reliably informed that the hiring of Sarah Isgur has transformed the entire network into a right wing 'news' operation.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=D44vmMbnv-M

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 09:55 AM (NF7WJ)

107 "Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."


That's no one's fault except Jussie.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 09:55 AM (cF8AT)

108 This is really just a statement on the female penis.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (hjaPQ)

109 Tom Servo, that take down of Capa at Normandy should relegate him to second tier because as the article shows this was not Capa's first time fabricating things to enhance his career - look at the screenshot taken during the Spanish Civil War that years before had been documented to have been staged.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (qIEV6)

110 Salty dog

This journey is a pleasure. My heart is full of hope and joy.

Even the progtards in Seattle can't bring me down.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (/n1y/)

111 Captain Sobel led Easy down that path, little knowing Dog Company was lying in wait. 95% casualties.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (CNxn2)

112 108
"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."





That's no one's fault except Jussie.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 09:55 AM (cF8AT)


Yep, the dude made one big ass sandwich. You see this twinkie here......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (ymnmz)

113 Meadowlark Lemon > Bob Lemon > Don Lemon

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (LL1Be)

114 ...expressionist Mark Rothko. Proceeds from the painting, which is worth anywhere from $35 to $50 million...

**********

I know how I'm spending my weekend:



Get Rich Quick Scenario #417 - a limerick

Now this is a real fine example
Of a good way to get yourself trampled
At Lowe's in aisle nine
Dozens hoping to find
A Rothko among the paint samples

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)

115 107 Good news,

I stumbled across the 'Young Turks' cable show yesterday and was reliably informed that the hiring of Sarah Isgur has transformed the entire network into a right wing 'news' operation.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=D44vmMbnv-M
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 09:55 AM (NF7WJ)

Aren't the Young Turks in their 40s by now?

Surely they're The Middle Aged Turks at best.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (KUaJL)

116 >>"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."

Not if he took a bite of it. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Caliban at February 21, 2019 09:57 AM (qEujL)

117 "Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."

---

dibs on his milkshake

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 09:58 AM (NF7WJ)

118 "Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."



Don, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:58 AM (LL1Be)

119 Have Tapper and Gergen made a rape joke about Smollett yet, like about Roger Stone?

Posted by: huerfano at February 21, 2019 09:58 AM (6e1eX)

120 dibs on his milkshake
=====

Uh uh. That's mine.

Posted by: Shep! at February 21, 2019 09:59 AM (EDU7t)

121 121 Have Tapper and Gergen made a rape joke about Smollett yet, like about Roger Stone?
Posted by: huerfano at February 21, 2019 09:58 AM (6e1eX)

---

maybe they can share a jail cell.

If we can get Jussie on the stand, i'll bet he sings.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 09:59 AM (NF7WJ)

122 118
>>"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every
single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch
every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat
his lunch."



When you think about what Lemon satys here. It's a basic admission that Smollett REALLY stepped in it, to such a degree that even Don Lemon can't walk it back. Don Lemon died inside a little bit today. LOL.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:00 AM (ymnmz)

123 Was Jussie Smollett Don Lemon's milkshake?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:00 AM (qIEV6)

124 122 dibs on his milkshake
=====

Uh uh. That's mine.
Posted by: Shep! at February 21, 2019 09:59 AM (EDU7t)

---

uh oh... i better google milkshake

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:00 AM (NF7WJ)

125 123
121 Have Tapper and Gergen made a rape joke about Smollett yet, like about Roger Stone?

Posted by: huerfano at February 21, 2019 09:58 AM (6e1eX)



---



maybe they can share a jail cell.



If we can get Jussie on the stand, i'll bet he sings.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 09:59 AM (NF7WJ)


It's early.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:00 AM (ymnmz)

126 That Capa article is an eye opener.

Posted by: Anna Puma



I had no idea. And as I was talking about in the last thread I've been doing a deep dive into Capa and it's fairly certain that the "falling soldier" from the Spanish Civil War was staged.

(The most vigorous defense of it is "he was staging photos but then a real sniper shot the guy").

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)

127 Cypress trees

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:01 AM (auUHv)

128 That is the title of his new album due next month - Jussie Sings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:01 AM (qIEV6)

129 Producers of the hit show Empire are now considering suspending Jussie Smollett after his felony indictment Wednesday for staging a hate crime, reports Variety.

Well that's mighty white of them? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 10:01 AM (bim/x)

130 pls to be using tinyurl peeps
cbd get mad if not

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:02 AM (BJlbN)

131 The Capa article is interesting but man is it ever badly written. My eyes glazed over about the 10th time he used the word "inexplicably." Dude needs to get an editor or at least buy a thesaurus.

Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 10:02 AM (talIc)

132 I'm trying to identify the flowers. The orange makes me want to say poppies, but it seems too late in the year. My poppies only bloom in late May. The wheat looks ready for harvest. Tiger lilies, maybe?

Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 10:02 AM (OyyDO)

133 Even the progtards in Seattle can't bring me down.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (/n1y/)

Outstanding. Visit FL. I was down there on vacation over the holidays, and it is like night and day there compared to progtardtopia.

News covered news. Things were cheery. Sun.

Best to you and Insomniac.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (t6MX/)

134 110 Tom Servo, that take down of Capa at Normandy should relegate him to second tier because as the article shows this was not Capa's first time fabricating things to enhance his career - look at the screenshot taken during the Spanish Civil War that years before had been documented to have been staged."

It's an old war correspondent tradition. I remember seeing a good piece of work done on Matthew Brady's Gettysburg photos, considered to the be the first really good battlefield photo sets ever made, and which are still famous today. The man who did the study realized that Brady had actually gotten to the battlefield during cleanup operations a few days later, and using closeups and enhancement, he was able to show that most of Brady's photos used the same 7 or 8 bodies that he apparently had in a wagon, and that he was carting them around the battlefield posing them in all the right places.

They were great photos, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)

135 but I get no emotional content from Monet."

"I get no kick from Champagne..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (6qErC)

136 Thanks for the link Bander btw.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (BXMxN)

137 131
Producers of the hit show Empire are now considering suspending Jussie
Smollett after his felony indictment Wednesday for staging a hate crime,
reports Variety.


How is "staging a hate crime" not a hate crime? Come on lefties fire up the doublethink generators Don Lemon is out of ideas and Hannity is eating Jussee's $5 footlong.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (ymnmz)

138 I'm trying to identify the flowers. The orange makes me want to say poppies, but it seems too late in the year. My poppies only bloom in late May. The wheat looks ready for harvest. Tiger lilies, maybe?
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 10:02 AM (OyyDO)

Monet did a lot of paintings of poppy fields so that would be my guess also.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (auUHv)

139 Dear Mom--
No one here likes me and all the white prisoners think I have a purty mouth.

Posted by: Jussie at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (oVJmc)

140 That Capa article is an eye opener."

Tells me that the big names in the MSM have been faking their stories for a long, long time. Biggest difference now is that back then, they still loved America, even though they mainly wanted to glorify themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Do tell

Posted by: Hearst and Pulitzer at February 21, 2019 10:04 AM (25Dt7)

141 I'm guessing the flowers are lilies, common in Europe

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:04 AM (BJlbN)

142 It's an old war correspondent tradition."

It's as if the tale is more important than reality...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM (6qErC)

143
How is "staging a hate crime" not a hate crime?


This isn't even a matter of an actual crime being committed and blaming it on a person of any particular race, this is a concocted crime TO BLAME ON A PARTICULAR GROUP.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM (oVJmc)

144 I thought the flowers were Indian Paintbrushes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM (/n1y/)

145

FBI's top lawyer believed Hillary Clinton should face charges, but was talked out of it

For most of the past three years, the FBI has tried to portray its top leadership as united behind ex-Director James Comey's decision not to pursue criminal charges against Hillary Clinton for transmitting classified information over her insecure, private email server.

Although in the end that may have been the case, we now are learning that Comey's top lawyer, then-FBI General Counsel James Baker, initially believed Clinton deserved to face criminal charges, but was talked out of it "pretty late in the process."

The revelation is contained in testimony Baker gave to House investigators last year. His testimony has not been publicly released, but I was permitted to review a transcript.


one man

the hill, John Solomon

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM (OKeCc)

146 Fox has just releaseded Mugshot of Jussie.

Posted by: Bowser at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (MwFQu)

147 Some sort of Poplar maybe?




Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (Q/obp)

Poplar in high school but Chestnut in college

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (P4Pk9)

148
No comment on Smollett fomenting a race war? Just that someone might call him out on it?

Sad. Not bright. IQ "170".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 09:51 AM


Proof that Jussie is dyslectic. From what I've read '017' is a more likely number.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (jYje5)

149 I just had a PTSD flashback about the Brie Larson played war correspondent in Kong Skull Island.The horror.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (BXMxN)

150 Heavy.com on White Supremacist Coastie.

https://tinyurl.com/y3dqcvvd

Required reading to wade through media histrionics on his mass murder "plans."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (t6MX/)

151 Don Lemon, concerned about Jussie Smollett's felony charge, tweets:



"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."



Trump should tweet a pic of eating a Subway sandwich.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (oVJmc)

152 Great limerick Mr. Muldoon!
Posted by: Mrs. JTB



********

Thank you kindly.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)

153 "I get no kick from Champagne..."
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Are you trying to trick us into "prancing around like a buncha Kansas City faggots" ?

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (705ib)

154 Bandersnatch...

'then a sniper got him.' Did Hillary make that argument while in Bosnia? That justification is so far-fetched and lame.

One particular bit angers some in the whole Capa caper - the misidentifying of the combat engineers struggling in the surf under intermittent enemy fire to clear the hedgehogs as just regular soldiers. My grandfather was there at Normandy as a combat engineer, thankfully he made back home after the war in Europe ended.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (qIEV6)

155 If the Coast Guard guy had been your standard muzzie terorist wanna be the story would have gotten a yawn from the MSM.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (BXMxN)

156 nurse ratched
Very nice sentiment.
Thank you again for taking Insomniac away from his dark place. May you continue to receive as many blessings as you give to others.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)


Amen!

Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (f3oO4)

157
MFM says Trump's racism and homophobia drove Jussie to create the hoax in 3..2..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (OLCnA)

158 The flag raising at Iwo Jima was restaged.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (auUHv)

159 Producers of the hit show Empire are now considering suspending Jussie

Smollett


Again?
They have walked that back like 6 times now.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (LL1Be)

160 Fox has just releaseded Mugshot of Jussie.
Posted by: Bowser at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (MwFQu)


you can tell he hasn't slept and most likely has been crying

/tinyviolin

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 10:09 AM (OKeCc)

161 pls to be using tinyurl peeps
cbd get mad if not
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!



Use the fucking tiny URL!!!!

Fuckers!!!

Posted by: Carrot and the stick at February 21, 2019 10:09 AM (NLLmE)

162 but was talked out of it "pretty late in the process."


By who?

Posted by: Hearst and Pulitzer at February 21, 2019 10:09 AM (25Dt7)

163 "Mussolini also gave reproductions of the famous Capitoline Wolf sculpture to cities in the United States with Roman-themed names. Cincinnati is one, I know, and I think there are several others."

Rome, Georgia has one. When I first saw it made sure to get a picture. But so far, I have heard nothing of trying to remove it.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (aW5/6)

164 Re: Capa --

I had to search my brain (and teh googles) to come up with the name Tim Hetherington. He was a combat photographer who worked with Sebastian Junger who got actually killed doing combat photography.

He was doing real work in real war taking real risks.

To realize that the originator of this tradition was a phony is a schock.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (fuK7c)

165 145

How is "staging a hate crime" not a hate crime?

This
isn't even a matter of an actual crime being committed and blaming it on
a person of any particular race, this is a concocted crime TO BLAME ON A
PARTICULAR GROUP.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM (oVJmc)


I still say stage two of the plan was to drop the cut out magazine someplace "white" and see if anyone would get caught in the net. Why else save the magazines.

That's what Charles Manson did with weapons from the murders. He dropped them in toilet tanks and places in black neighborhoods and waited for police to find them. But he hid them too well, or other people just walked off with them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (ymnmz)

166 Chicago PD Superintendent is scorching Smollett. I don't think he's getting off with a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (/tuJf)

167 Required reading to wade through media histrionics on his mass murder "plans."

Especially the part about "buying guns at the NRA Range"...

Yeah, pull the other one.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (6qErC)

168 What a beautiful painting.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at February 21, 2019 10:11 AM (0x00j)

169 but was talked out of it "pretty late in the process."


By who?
Posted by: Hearst and Pulitzer

Ahem

By WHOM !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:11 AM (705ib)

170 Are you trying to trick us into "prancing around like a buncha Kansas City faggots" ?"

What in the Wide World of Sports is going on around here?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:11 AM (6qErC)

171 "Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single

second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every

single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his

lunch."


Trump should tweet a pic of eating a Subway sandwich.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (oVJmc)

Buy the CPD a sandwich platter or two

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:11 AM (ymnmz)

172 the Coast Guard guy had been your standard muzzie terorist wanna be the story would have gotten a yawn from the MSM.
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (BXMxN)

It's going to either be their far Left nuts or our Far Right nuts that will start the civil war shooting. Ours is but a sliver while theirs approach their majority.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:12 AM (auUHv)

173 Are you trying to trick us into "prancing around like a buncha Kansas City faggots" ?"

What in the Wide World of Sports is going on around here?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


I refuse to lay track!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 10:12 AM (Y5LDn)

174
nurse ratched

Very nice sentiment.

Thank you again for taking Insomniac away from his dark place. May
you continue to receive as many blessings as you give to others.



Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)


THIS X1000!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:12 AM (ptqGC)

175 I get no emotional content from Monet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (fuK7c)

You know who loved Monet?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:12 AM (wYseH)

176 I refuse to lay track!"

Is your Grandma Dutch?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (6qErC)

177 Forget Jussie... We've got a domestic terrorist who wanted to kill Democrats. and journalists obviously egged on by Trump!

Posted by: Mueller's witch hunter report full of innuendos at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (O2RFr)

178 152 Heavy.com on White Supremacist Coastie.

https://tinyurl.com/y3dqcvvd

Required reading to wade through media histrionics on his mass murder "plans."

As I said yesterday, now I want to see Seth Mandel tweet "Come on, isn't that all really just an anguished cry for help? What purpose would any jail time serve now?"

(aside from drug and weapons charges, I'm not sure what other crimes they can pin on him, since it doesn't look like he made it out of the talking about it stage)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (Kpl3J)

179 Are you trying to trick us into "prancing around like a buncha Kansas City faggots" ?"

What in the Wide World of Sports is going on around here?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


I refuse to lay track!
Posted by: rickb223

LOL !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (705ib)

180 Smollet was trying to incite some race war like the o/Holder/Sharpton/CNN Hands Up- murders. Charlie Manson smiles.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (Ndje9)

181 172 doan matter who starts it
matters who finishes it

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (BJlbN)

182 It's nice to see that even photography websites have their own asshole trolls.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (Dh1wo)

183
Very nice picture, CBD - 'predicate it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

184 Long links will get deleted.

This is not rocket surgery folks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (wYseH)

185 You know who loved Monet?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



Some guy who sent his readers scurrying to a dictionary?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)

186 You know who loved Monet?

It's the root of all evil.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (LL1Be)

187 Hang in there Yussie

Just remember that a hung jury can be a career boost and resume enhancer.

Posted by: Big Bob Menendez at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (RZ6R1)

188 Long links will get deleted.

------

Amen!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (7HtZB)

189 Some guy who sent his readers scurrying to a dictionary?"

Some guy who salts his French Toast?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (6qErC)

190
NurseR is a Healer.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (UFLLM)

191 Smollett almost succeeded in recreating the death orgy that Al Sharpton did at Freddy's.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (qIEV6)

192 The flag raising at Iwo Jima was restaged.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (auUHv)

Because they obtained a larger Flag

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (bim/x)

193 176 I refuse to lay track!"

Is your Grandma Dutch?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (6qErC)

Pardon me while I go lay some cable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)

194
Tune in on Netflix for "Justice for Juggalo", brought to you by Subway sammiches!

Posted by: Oh, Juggie, ye've done it again! at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (pNxlR)

195 I know nothing about Capa or faked scenes for propaganda sake ... but Orwell seemed to understand how powerful such propaganda was, as did the Soviets that pushed their successful march through our institutions via subterfuge and twisting of language and history.


"McCarthyism" became a bad word, describing any that opposed the commie infiltration. We live in a PsyOp world, which now happens right at the street level, with Jussie writing a fake news script and performing for CCTV. But Jussie is still a hero, it is that damn Pepe the cartoon frog that is "hate speech".


Military subterfuge is essential, but our government, all governments, operate in covert ways (largely) against the masses, using news agencies as a prime means of disseminating useful narratives. Google is helping Germany and China control their people via algorithms, marking the WrongThink citizens for punishment.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (Cus5s)

196 159 Producers of the hit show Empire are now considering suspending Jussie

Smollett

Again?
They have walked that back like 6 times now.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (LL1Be)

---

maybe they can give the part to Roseanne Barr

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (NF7WJ)

197

That Pitchfork's Not Gonna Lean On Itself, Ya Know - a limerick

There once was a farmer named Shields
Who, though modest, has finally revealed
His reputation's restored
'He received an award
For being out, standing in his field.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (m45I2)

198 Immediately after 9/11, someone put an American flag on a piece of driftwood near the road leading to Tybee Island. It is regularly replaced with a new flag, and it's a lovely sight out in the marsh.

So, this morning in my fish wrap, some prog complained about it and asked that it be removed.

Some people have empty souls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (ptqGC)

199 Blurry. Ugh.
At the dentist this morning and forced to watch CBS this morning in waiting room. And for 10 minutes they ran a story about how people were getting smaller refunds in taxes this year. You should have seen them spin this in every way as a disaster. How TERRIBLE this was for everybody. How awful the tax cuts were, because of these smaller refunds.

And they had interviews with people moaning about the small refund they got. The sturm and drang! The drama! I almost threw up.

Are people THIS F-ing stupid? I want to grab these idiots and shake them. You got a smaller refund because they took LESS TAXES from your check. You got to use MORE of YOUR MONEY over the year. If you get no refund, or a small refund, or even paid some taxes--CONGRATULATIONS! You WIN! You didn't give Uncle Sam an interest free loan ON YOU for a year! That money was YOURS in the first place, you moron!

God, people are stupid.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (8tNRg)

200 The dog that didn't bark tells me Stephen Paddock was one of the Left wing nuts.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (auUHv)

201 Bullshit. A larger flag replaced the first flag. Nothing was staged.
160 The flag raising at Iwo Jima was restaged.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (auUHv)

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (0x00j)

202 The other (and forgotten) money, money tune:

http://tinyurl.com/bq8rwqv

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (6qErC)

203 Chicago PD Superintendent is scorching Smollett. I don't think he's getting off with a slap on the wrist.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

Agreed. He did a good job, but I was a bit disappointed that he didn't include innocent MAGAs in his victim list.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (NtglE)

204 193 176 I refuse to lay track!"

Is your Grandma Dutch?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (6qErC)

Pardon me while I go lay some cable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)

---

lay me down in sheets of linen

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (NF7WJ)

205 maybe they can give the part to Roseanne Barr

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (NF7WJ)


Speaking of failed TV shows, I hear that the cast of "Da Conners" final scene will be standing around Roseanne's TV grave and pissing on it.

LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (ymnmz)

206 We are just ONE week away from National Chili Day, next Thursday, February 28th.

If you haven't already, jump on your preparations for one of the most significant culinary and cultural milestones of the year.

Posted by: Moron News YOU Can Use at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (DMUuz)

207 That scrunt susan collins is backing the lawsuits against PDT over the State of Emergency and the Wall.
Dick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (bim/x)

208 Sharyl Atkisson's GoFundMe for her 4th Amendment Case Against DOJ

http://tinyurl.com/yyktkd95

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (LL1Be)

209
You know who loved Monet?


It's a hit! Don't give me that goody-good bull shit!

Posted by: A lighter shade of red Floyd at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (pNxlR)

210 I've just spent over half an hour writing (and re-writing) about evolutionary theory, adaptive biology, beneficent monster theory, statistics regarding cumulative mutations, how all life forms we have were apparently intrinsic in the first eukaryotic cell half a billion years ago....

Then I remembered I'm an ignorant idiot who has no idea what he's talking about and erased all that. What a relief.

Missed a lot of comments meanwhile, though, and never got back to the Morning Report.

Gotta get better on impulse control.

Posted by: mindful webworker's wandering wits at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (RJYOZ)

211 Yep the original Suribachi flag was too small to be seen down on the beach. So a second larger flag was sent up and erected.

Of all the flag raisers involved, half never made it off Iwo Jima alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (qIEV6)

212 If i had a son, he'd look like Jussie

Posted by: Barack O at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (NF7WJ)

213 Justin Fairfax Accuser Speaks Out As Virginia House Democrats End Calls For Impeachment

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I guess it wasn't rape rape.

Posted by: Janice Joplin at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)

214 maybe they can give the part to Roseanne Barr

Then she'll issue a statement that none of her co-workers look like monkeys.

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (705ib)

215 Show me the Monet!!!!

...

...

....

Meh.

Posted by: Naturalfake at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (CRRq9)

216 Some guy who sent his readers scurrying to a dictionary?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)



I'm not sure, but I have a vague memory of EH liking Monet very much...



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (wYseH)

217
So, this morning in my fish wrap, some prog complained about it and asked that it be removed.

Some people have empty souls."

That was just Stacy Abrams.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (Kpl3J)

218 Thanks for not turning over your phone, Jussie!

Posted by: Kamala & Corey at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (Ndje9)

219
We are just ONE week away from National Chili Day, next Thursday, February 28th.

If you haven't already, jump on your preparations for one of the most significant culinary and cultural milestones of the year.


Go long on carrot futures!

Posted by: Duke & Duke Commodity Brokers at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (pNxlR)

220 I like this. I especially like the colors. It would look nice in my kitchen.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (zE+Lc)

221 So, this morning in my fish wrap, some prog complained about it and asked that it be removed.

FYNQ

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (Boy/L)

222 That scrunt susan collins is backing the lawsuits against PDT over the State of Emergency and the Wall.
Guess she forgot about those death threats during the Kavanaugh hearing.

Is there a single female politican currently in Congress that is NOT a baby-killing stealthProg?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (LL1Be)

223
Long links will get deleted.

This is not rocket surgery folks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM


When a persons presses 'Post' the software already performs a test on string length. If it exceeds a certain number the post is rejected - with a message about 'annoying blocks of text...' words to that effect. It would be incredibly simple to set that number -- which perhaps is 80 - down around 50, or the length of the longest word imaginable.

Presto - no more margin busting links.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (jYje5)

224 I like Monet but not Manet.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (NtglE)

225
God, people are stupid.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (8tNRg)

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repeal 16th amendment. NO refunds

wait for wailing and gnashing of teeth

Posted by: Barack O at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (NF7WJ)

226 lay me down in sheets of linen"

You're counting headlights, then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)

227 I was kind of annoyed the Covington kids lawyers used the term "McCartyism" but it is what it is.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (BXMxN)

228 So surprised that the police didn't take a SWAT team and CNN to go arrest the idiot Jussie Smollett....who tried to start a race war (but was too stupid to figure out which way the camera was facing....LOL) NOT.

Talk about killing your career. And all those crocodile tears about how people who didn't believe him were raaaaacissssst.

No, dumbunny, we didn't believe you because it DIDN'T MAKE SENSE.

Geez.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (APMW0)

229 Where is Count DeMonet in all of this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (qIEV6)

230 Of all the flag raisers involved, half never made it off Iwo Jima alive.


The kid of one of the flag raisers wrote "Flags of Out Fathers", which I haven't read. He also wrote "The Imperial Cruise" about a tour of Asia during the T. Roosevelt administration that blames all of Asia's 20th century wars on TR.

It's a revisionist piece of crap and I may not finish reading it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (fuK7c)

231 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. I've always liked Monet.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (0tfLf)

232 I like Manet on a BLT.

Posted by: Naturalfake at February 21, 2019 10:21 AM (CRRq9)

233 Everyone calm down. Smollett's noose was actually a clock.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:21 AM (Boy/L)

234 Is synthetic urine like fake fur??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:21 AM (Dh1wo)

235 213 Justin Fairfax Accuser Speaks Out As Virginia House Democrats End Calls For Impeachment
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I guess it wasn't rape rape.

No, they did a survey and turns out black voters in Virginia don't give a shit that some mouthy black ho' be talking bad about some guy they like. He just did what any of them would have done if they'd been there.

So goodbye, #metoo movement! You had a brief run, but you're done with. (unless the mouthy black 'ho has the guts to actually file real charges, instead of just whining about it and looking like she just wants a payoff)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)

236
Barry O: Jussie, I was watching this excellent documentary called Brokeback Behind Bars. If there are any scenes from that you'd like to rehearse call me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (OLCnA)

237 Flag of Our Fathers was a great book.

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (705ib)

238 I like Monet but not Manet.


Then you are wrong. Perfectly wrong. The exact opposite of correct.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (fuK7c)

239 209
You know who loved Monet?

It's a hit! Don't give me that goody-good bull shit!
Posted by: A lighter shade of red Floyd at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (pNxlR)

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not us, traded him for Jim Lonborg

Posted by: Philadelphia Phillies at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (NF7WJ)

240 He also wrote "The Imperial Cruise" about a tour of Asia during the T. Roosevelt administration that blames all of Asia's 20th century wars on TR.

Unclear on the concept.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (Boy/L)

241 Where is Count DeMonet in all of this?"

Telling Bearnaise not to be saucy?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (6qErC)

242 ABC News @ABC
9m
JUST IN: "'Empire' actor Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and anger of racism to promote his career," Chicago PD Superintendent Eddie Johnson says.

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (BqBId)

243 -
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I like Monet but not Manet.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM

---------------

I like ham on rye with Manet.

Posted by: irright at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (aSKRB)

244 At this exact moment Jussee is wondering "Why doesn't Corey return my calls?"



They probably convinced him he was some sort of secret agent and he and his two helpers were a super secret spy cell and blah blah blah.....




Strangely enough this could be a Russian op, set up a stooge "cell" and have them just shit all over the public discourse.


About two weeks from now, at an arraignment or something, a Jack Ruby look alike will stick a gun in Smollett's belly and off we go........

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (ymnmz)

245 I thought the flowers were Indian Paintbrushes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM


Actually we used dried buffalo tails, as part of our ecological commitment to utilize 100%, not plants.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Dos Perros" Warren at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (DMUuz)

246 I like Monet but not Manet.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (NtglE)

Bite your tongue! How dare you! https://tinyurl.com/k3an4h2


That's on the wall to my right....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (wYseH)

247 Flags of our Fathers is pretty good. He came at the story almost cold since his father, the Navy Corpsman who helped erect the second flag, would never talk about it. His father had walled away everything.

Have not read that second book. Guess writing Flags went to his head that he was a serious writer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (qIEV6)

248 232--once again I'm too slow

Posted by: irright at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (aSKRB)

249
JUST IN: "'Empire' actor Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and anger of racism to promote his career," Chicago PD Superintendent Eddie Johnson says.

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM


A quick image search confirms my bias of his bias.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (jYje5)

250 not us, traded him for Jim Lonborg


*waves at bluebell*

Jim Lonborg spent the rest of his career as a dentist in Scituate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (fuK7c)

251 226 lay me down in sheets of linen"

You're counting headlights, then?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)

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you'd think i wouldn't have time if it's a such a busy day today

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (NF7WJ)

252 Interesting presser on Jussie Smollett. Says he sent the letter, wanted more salary.

Posted by: Baldy at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (0MdOJ)

253 230 Of all the flag raisers involved, half never made it off Iwo Jima alive.

The kid of one of the flag raisers wrote "Flags of Out Fathers", which I haven't read."

Clint Eastwood's 2006 film "Flags of our Fathers" did a very good job of capturing the essence of that book, I think, or at least as much of it as could be packed into a 2 hour presentation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)

254 JUST IN: "'Empire' actor Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and anger of racism to promote his career," Chicago PD Superintendent Eddie Johnson says

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (BqBId)

255 Racism has pain and anger?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (Boy/L)

256 #242. Thanks Special Ed for his usual stupidity

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:25 AM (OLCnA)

257 Says he sent the letter, wanted more salary.

Literal incarnation of the underwear gnomes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:25 AM (Boy/L)

258 Then you are wrong. Perfectly wrong. The exact opposite of correct.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (fuK7c)
~~~~~

Am not.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:25 AM (NtglE)

259 254
JUST IN: "'Empire' actor Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and
anger of racism to promote his career," Chicago PD Superintendent Eddie
Johnson says

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (BqBId)


Can't ......let........go......of......the.....narrative. Must ....hold.....tightly.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:26 AM (ymnmz)

260 Shocker of the day

CBO off by 550% in the drop of the uninsured due to the enactment of ZeroKare.

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Dirty little secret of the Moon landing: we were aiming for Mars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

261 Racism has pain and anger?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (Boy/L)

And hemorrhoids!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:26 AM (wYseH)

262 Dirty little secret of the Moon landing: we were aiming for Mars."

Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon. Windage and elevation...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (6qErC)

263 Self inflicted scratches and bruises on his face.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (hECVl)

264
Democratic Scum Management Playbook.

1. Deny deny deny.
2. Offer fake non apology.
3. Shut up and wait for MFM co-conspirators to divert attention.
4. Profit!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (UFLLM)

265 I love Monet. We visited his house in Giverny and the gardens were spectacular! KT could do a whole gardening thread on that.

Posted by: keena at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (RiTnx)

266 New (boring) hashtag; I guess my server reset overnight sometime.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (Dh1wo)

267 Racism has pain and anger?

Abortion : good.

'Racism' : bad.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (LL1Be)

268 I think it's a pretty interesting question as to whether or not Smollett would have ever been arrested for hoaxing IF there was video of the "attack."

You sort of have to expect that CPD (and all other relevant US institutions) would never have had the balls to go against the firestorm a video would have released.

A good +40% of the population still insists Covington kids were at least disrespectful to that nutjob Indian "elder" and there's full video proving Covington kids did absolutely zero wrong.

You think anyone on the Left would ever have been willing to give up believing MAGA-types lynched Smollett if they had actually seen video of the event? Leftist (and most people really) just don't have enough functioning braincells to process that sort of cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (hdzef)

269 the gardens were spectacular!"

But were they real?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (6qErC)

270 Reporters seem oddly tough on Super. Eddie Johnson.

Posted by: Baldy at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (0MdOJ)

271 Chicago PD guy: "Quite frankly, it pissed everybody off".

Heh.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (fuK7c)

272 "Why would an African -Amrrican use a noose to make false accusations."

Because it works every time it is tried and the entire MSM /left gleefully jump on board?

Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (MxEKc)

273 263
Self inflicted scratches and bruises on his face.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (hECVl)



Dude? This is how you do it.

Posted by: That guy who beat up Scorpio at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (ymnmz)

274 The need for racism has exceeded its supply.


That saying deserves whatever lifetime award they give for quotes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (auUHv)

275 That Capa article is an eye opener."



Tells me that the big names in the MSM have been faking their stories for a long, long time.



The people in charge of this material and the covering-up of the truth are essentially self-interested academics. It's an indictment of those kind of people, as well.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (oVJmc)

276 The Whort Forld.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (UnA8+)

277 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!

Haha.. what a fucking idiot.. how can he ever plead not guilty.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (so+oy)

278 That pic is boring. I prefer lovely portraits.
http://tinyurl.com/y2nsv49x

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (el8j3)

279 Shocker of the day

CBO off by 550% in the drop of the uninsured due to the enactment of ZeroKare.
==========

They always knew they were off because they were fucking lying.

It's kinda like Jussie - there's only so long the lie can be told and maintained.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (vg8iE)

280 Dude? This is how you do it.
Posted by: That guy who beat up Scorpio"

Is it safe?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (6qErC)

281 Interesting for the CPD to lay the blame on his desire for more salary. Now I think (and I think a lot of us do) that his biggest aim was political, and to make himself a talk show darling. BUT by saying he was doing it for a purely commercial reason, to drive up his salary, they are making him poison to every studio, and if that narrative stands he'll never work outside of a subway sandwich shop again.

(but maybe he can be the new Jared....)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)

282 Did the Czech bounce?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (qIEV6)

283 This one is allllllllmost there. It almost makes me happy but I can't quite go that last step and say "Yup, that's a good'n." It's pleasant, but it's not sufficient. Maybe it's my mood but I'm going to blame Monet, because he's dead.

Posted by: Various potatoes and thumbs at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (RD7QR)

284
How low rent was Juggalo's fraudulent and staged attack?

They obtained only one hat for the two "assailants" and it WASN'T EVEN A MAGA HAT.

Juggalo, the "director", failed to note in which direction the surveillance camera was pointing at the scene of the "assault".

THAT'S how low rent it was.

Posted by: but the noose still hanging on his neck was a classy touch at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (pNxlR)

285 That's on the wall to my right....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (wYseH)
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Are you looking at a mirror?

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (zE+Lc)

286 Congrats Tonya Harding and posse, you are no longer the stupidest criminals alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (Boy/L)

287 277
Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!



Haha.. what a fucking idiot.. how can he ever plead not guilty.





Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (so+oy)


RU shittin me?

Posted by: Dumbest man in the world at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (ymnmz)

288 Now we finally know how they caught the two brothers.. They must have had them on multiple security cams.. and they saw them get in a Uber car and traced them from that.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (so+oy)

289 Bah. Tuber sockoff.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (RD7QR)

290 According to Rafer Weigel, pretty much all of Chicago (police, Mayor's office, etc...) was willing to let Jussie get away with it (even though they knew it was BS) until the GMA Interview.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (UnA8+)

291
I think it's a pretty interesting question as to whether or not Smollett
would have ever been arrested for hoaxing IF there was video of the
"attack."


Smollet was sure that the cops would turn up the surveillance video-- they were part of his plan. With that video there would have been no putting the lid back on things.

If he really fucked up the camera direction, that alone is the miracle that prevented this from turning very, very ugly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (oVJmc)

292 >>Are you looking at a mirror?

I can't believe it took so long.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (/tuJf)

293 Chicago PD guy Johnson has now twice said that the Nigerian brothers gave it up in the "47th hour of their 48 hour hold time".

I wonder if Chicago PD interrogation techniques change around hour 46?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (fuK7c)

294 Jim Lonborg spent the rest of his career as a dentist in Scituate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (fuK7c)
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Hi Bander! He's still there. We pass his house every time were go up there.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (zE+Lc)

295 Interesting for the CPD to lay the blame on his desire for more salary.


It's either blame "salary" or explain to the world how Kamel and TBone manipulated this dumbfuck into staging an incident that validated their legislation.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (LL1Be)

296 It would be incredibly simple to set that number -- which perhaps is 80 - down around 50, or the length of the longest word imaginable.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM

The longest word found in major English dictionaries is 45 characters.

The longest word to appear in literature occurs in a Greek play by Aristophanes, which clocks in at 171 Greek characters, and translates into 183 in English. It refers to a fictional fricassee comprised of rotted dogfish head, wrasse, wood pigeon, and the roasted head of a dabchick, among other culinary morsels, and reportedly will be served in Fenway Park next year.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (DMUuz)

297 267 Racism has pain and anger?

Abortion : good.

'Racism' : bad.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (LL1Be)

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abortion exists because we cannot hear the cries as the child is dismembered.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (NF7WJ)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (DMUuz)

299 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check! "

Didn't one of the idiot TV guys pay a hooker w/a check?

Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (6qErC)

300 Don Lemon, concerned about Jussie Smollett's felony charge, tweets:

"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."

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Lying in support of progressivism is no vice. Truth that hurts progressivism is no virtue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

301 Chicago PD guy Johnson has now twice said that the Nigerian brothers gave it up in the "47th hour of their 48 hour hold time".

I wonder if Chicago PD interrogation techniques change around hour 46?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


They go to a bar of soap in a sock.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 10:32 AM (Y5LDn)

302 Bite your tongue! How dare you! https://tinyurl.com/k3an4h2
That's on the wall to my right....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM
~~~~~

Okay, let me revise my statement: I don't like MOST of Manet's work. But only because I had no idea that a Hordeling had commissioned him.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:32 AM (NtglE)

303 I apologize for using the incorrect description that the flag raising was restaged . All I meant that it was the second flag raising that was not a spontaneous event .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:32 AM (auUHv)

304
(but maybe he can be the new Jared....)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)


"No, I'm the one who DIDN'T diddle underage youths*"

* as far as we currently know, anyway

Posted by: Hawwy Weid would be SO proud! at February 21, 2019 10:32 AM (pNxlR)

305 I have added a counterclockwise swirl to my POUNCE. What do you think?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (Boy/L)

306 I can't believe it took so long.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (/tuJf)
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Sorry. I'm in the car in a parking lot waiting for my son to get on a bus. Can't be as quick as I'd like.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (zE+Lc)

307 299
Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check! "



Didn't one of the idiot TV guys pay a hooker w/a check?



Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (6qErC)


That NY AG with the socks on Client 6?

Nice guy.

Posted by: Dumbest man in the world at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (ymnmz)

308 I have added a counterclockwise swirl to my POUNCE. What do you think?

THAT'S MY MOVE!

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (LL1Be)

309 Jussie is going to claim any payment was for private training to get ready for a film role.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (auUHv)

310 277 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!

Haha.. what a fucking idiot.. how can he ever plead not guilty. "

ROFL!!! That's like the guy who sent a death threat to someone last year and who put his actual return address on the envelope. (really happened)

and the phones - any street thug knows that if you are going to do some stuff with other people, you all get burner phones and you only talk with those, and pitch them all into the river as soon as you're done. You don't use your own friggin' phone number and then tell the cops "no, you can't look!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:34 AM (Kpl3J)

311 During this whole staged attack, is there any part that Jussie and his Nigerian Apple Dumpling Gang got right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:34 AM (qIEV6)

312
Chicago PD guy Johnson has now twice said that the Nigerian brothers gave it up in the "47th hour of their 48 hour hold time".


They were painfully aware that their queue limit was close to maxing out for their "princes" email scamming side business and they had to clear the messages PDQ.

Posted by: the classics NEVER get old at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (pNxlR)

313 Didn't one of the idiot TV guys pay a hooker w/a check?

Beckel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (oVJmc)

314 My issue with Impressionist paintings is that you really have to see them in person to get the full impact.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (jm1YL)

315 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!


*********

Anybody want to bet the "Memo" field reads:

"2 hrs hoaxing @ $150/hr. Rmbrsmt for rope, hats, blch"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (m45I2)

316 During this whole staged attack, is there any part that Jussie and his Nigerian Apple Dumpling Gang got right?

Yes. That the usual suspects would immediately fall for it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (Boy/L)

317 Supt. Johnson - Angry the city was being put into the negative light it was by Jussie.. said he was pissed.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (so+oy)

318 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!



*********

Anybody want to bet the "Memo" field reads:



"2 hrs hoaxing @ $150/hr. Rmbrsmt for rope, hats, blch"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (m45I2)


Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (ptqGC)

319 Can't be as quick as I'd like.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (zE+Lc)

I can be...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (wYseH)

320 Funny how if mentioned at all, it is that the white hating black homo has "allegedly" committed a fake hate crime. There were NO "allegedly" monikers on the terrible racist and homophobic attack when it happened and for the 2 weeks until today.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (pw+jk)

321 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!

What is he, 80?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (oVJmc)

322 308 I have added a counterclockwise swirl to my POUNCE. What do you think?

THAT'S MY MOVE!
Posted by: mikeyG

----------------------
did you add a butt wiggle?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (d7Ww2)

323 Didn't one of the idiot TV guys pay a hooker w/a check?

Beckel.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (oVJmc)

Jerry Springer

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (auUHv)

324 Supt. Johnson - Angry the city was being put into the negative light it was by Jussie.. said he was pissed.
========

Jussie is the least of that shithole's problems.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (vg8iE)

325 Didn't one of the idiot TV guys pay a hooker w/a check?

Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (6qErC)

Bob Beckel....became a non-story.....just because.

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (ykq7q)

326 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!


*****


Be blessed.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (m45I2)

327
311 During this whole staged attack, is there any part that Jussie and his Nigerian Apple Dumpling Gang got right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:34 AM (qIEV6)


They had genuine malice for their intentions

Posted by: one thing is certain at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (pNxlR)

328 Jim Boeheim killed somebody?

Did anybody make an #OrangeMenBad joke yet?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)

329 Some conservative wag in Chicago should pay for a billboard that says, "This IS MAGA Country."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:37 AM (ptqGC)

330 311
During this whole staged attack, is there any part that Jussie and his Nigerian Apple Dumpling Gang got right?


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:34 AM (qIEV6)


Apple Dumplin Gang.


lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:37 AM (ymnmz)

331
During this whole staged attack, is there any part that Jussie and his Nigerian Apple Dumpling Gang got right?


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:34 AM (qIEV6)

==
Didn't waste a terrible tasting sandwich.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:37 AM (pw+jk)

332
But but but Jussie told us how he bravely fought off those racist, homophobic Trump supporters. And assured us that they were white.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (OLCnA)

333
Were you one of the Gameboy Elite?
Found 8 bit a world all complete
With it's polka-dot blotches
And sometimes small splotches
Get a load of Monet's field of wheat!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (CRRq9)

334 Yeah that's the most surprising part of the story so far, a millennial paying somebody with a check. I think my checkbook is in mothballs somewhere.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (oZ6kz)

335 Didn't Jerry Springer pay a hooker with a check?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (ptqGC)

336 is there any part that Jussie and his Nigerian Apple Dumpling Gang got right?"

Chicago. And nighttime.

That's about it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (6qErC)

337 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!


But you can't pay a Czech with two Nigerians.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (oVJmc)

338 They're Nigerians, he thought, what the heck
The plan is the plan, they're on deck
So what could go wrong?
Oh I've stepped on my dong
I paid those oafs off with a check

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (fuK7c)

339 The longest word found in major English dictionaries is 45 characters.

I'm tempted to post the 58 character name of a certain Welsh town, but it'd blow the margins and get me in TRUBBLE. And that starts with T and it rhymes with C and that stands for...

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (Kpl3J)

340 Monet reminds me of what I saw before lazik.

I think they should move the impressionists at the National Gallery to the East Wing with the modern art. They'd be more impressive away from art that doesn't look like my contacts have sunscreen on them. Next to O'keefe's vagina flowers they'd look good.

Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (nRWPy)

341 Jerry Springer"

Yeah, that's the guy! Brilliant, then followed up by that Bickle dude...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (6qErC)

342 320
Funny how if mentioned at all, it is that the white hating black homo
has "allegedly" committed a fake hate crime. There were NO "allegedly"
monikers on the terrible racist and homophobic attack when it happened
and for the 2 weeks until today.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (pw+jk)


I was on a cruise and I just got back.

Wha happened?

Posted by: Allegedly at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (ymnmz)

343 The Heavy piece might provide a good-enough telling of the facts so far but I didn't care for some of the subtext.

WTF does it matter that he wrote a letter seven weeks after Charlottesville? Maybe 7 hours later might indicate something but seven weeks. Would eight weeks have been copacetic then? Seven weeks and two days??

A shot at the NRA because he wanted to shoot at their HQ range as if that's especially sinister? (Even though he ended up buying a rifle there.)

And selective releases from the prosecution about his writing doesn't impress me. It makes me wonder if anything might have been omitted like Hasson citing the GOP softball terror attack or the attack on Rand Paul as motivation for his own revenge fantasy that the leftist media and Deep State don't like reminding people about?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (Dh1wo)

344 I wonder how many southside Chicagoans were gunned down while this endless presser went on?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (ptqGC)

345 speaking of Roseanne, I saw a clip she posted where she called AOC a bug eyed bitch with realtor eyes
LOL

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (BJlbN)

346 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!



First time an American scammed a Nigerian.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (Y5LDn)

347 I had no idea. And as I was talking about in the last thread I've been doing a deep dive into Capa and it's fairly certain that the "falling soldier" from the Spanish Civil War was staged.

(The most vigorous defense of it is "he was staging photos but then a real sniper shot the guy").

-
They say this famous photo of a dead soldier at the Devil's Den at Gettysburg was staged.

https://bit.ly/2U0vKpJ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)

348 Didn't one of the idiot TV guys pay a hooker w/a check?

Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: Anon a mouse


Jerry Springer, I believe. Though to be fair, he WAS on the Cincy city council at the time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (AM1GF)

349 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!

Haha.. what a fucking idiot.. how can he ever plead not guilty. "

ROFL!!! That's like the guy who sent a death threat to someone last year and who put his actual return address on the envelope. (really happened)

----

I saw one of those "World's Dumbest Criminals" shows and a person shoplifted a bunch of stuff from a convenience store, and would have gotten away with it had she not stopped to fill out a contest form at the counter with her name & address.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 21, 2019 10:40 AM (7HtZB)

350 I'm waiting for the federal charges.

Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 10:40 AM (MAstk)

351 Overheard at the checkout line at the Hoaxer's SuperStore

Guy #1: "Hey, what's the hold-up on lane 6?"

Guy #2: "Some a**hole's paying with a check."

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:40 AM (m45I2)

352 The only way this could get better is for the check to bounce and the Obongo's to take Juicy to small claims court.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2019 10:40 AM (hjaPQ)

353 Chicago. And nighttime.


Well, nighttime. Chicago as the never uttered anywhere "maga country" is risible.

Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:40 AM (nRWPy)

354 Didn't Jerry Springer threaten to run for preezy once? He has all of the qualifications for a Dem candidate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (ptqGC)

355 ''Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check! ''

OMG. Good lord. He's not a smart man is he? Beginning to wonder who put him up to this.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (jm1YL)

356 *Looks at painting...reaches for Claritin/Benadryl cocktail.*

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (weUwo)

357
What can Juggalo look forward to experiencing in prison? Let's go to our resident AoSHQ expert for the inside scoop - over to you, bluebell!

Posted by: they call her Ms Shiv! at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (pNxlR)

358 326 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!


I tried to tell you

Posted by: Charles Murray at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (RZ6R1)

359 What expense account do you book to for hate hoaxes?

6542 - Professional Fees - Misc. Contractors - Attempted Race War Expenses

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (oZ6kz)

360 Last thing Jussie did before wearing silver bracelets was put a stop payment on that check.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (pw+jk)

361 Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (Dh1wo)

We may never know...

Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (f3oO4)

362 332


But but but Jussie told us how he bravely fought off those racist,
homophobic Trump supporters. And assured us that they were white.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (OLCnA)


He punched the white racist guy right back, cause he's tough that way.

The Robin Roberts interview is so delicious now , I will forgo my $5 footlong. If you haven't seen it yet.....now is the time.

Posted by: Allegedly at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (ymnmz)

363 Posted by: Elizabeth "Dos Perros" Warren

I see what you did.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (FTlwv)

364 Chicago PD guy Johnson has now twice said that the Nigerian brothers gave it up in the "47th hour of their 48 hour hold time".
=====

My take is that he was waiting for the mayoral candidates to weigh in as to whether the hoax was useful or not. Surprisingly, this campaign appears to be 'old fashioned' with very little hysteria.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (MIKMs)

365 ''The only way this could get better is for the check to bounce and the Obongo's to take Juicy to small claims court.''

Thread winner

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (jm1YL)

366 Even though he ended up buying a rifle there."

Really? Cause I used to live about 3/4 of a mile away from there and put quite a few downrange, and they never sold gunz of any type, and discouraged private sales on site...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (6qErC)

367 Chicago's finest...

Johnson said the two brothers never thought they would ever be identified...

Good detective work by Chicago PD!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (so+oy)

368 off deranged Olympian sock

Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (7HtZB)

369 Jerry Springer, I believe. Though to be fair, he WAS on the Cincy city council at the time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (AM1GF)

Wasn't he Cincy mayor at one time?

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (ykq7q)

370
GLUTEN!

Run for your lives! We're all gonna die!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (w54mS)

371 Now we finally know how they caught the two brothers.. They must have had them on multiple security cams.. and they saw them get in a Uber car and traced them from that.



They also had their cell phone numbers.

Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (nRWPy)

372 Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (jm1YL)

Jussie needed the check documentation to get reimbursed for expenses!

Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (f3oO4)

373 The awful part about the CBO's error in its estimates of coverage loss as re Obamacare is that if it had not made the error, enough "centrist" Republicans could have come on board to repeal.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (+fPHo)

374 Judge Nap called it "an extraordinary, well-planned, deranged stunt."

Well-planned??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (ptqGC)

375 355
''Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check! ''



OMG. Good lord. He's not a smart man is he? Beginning to wonder who put him up to this.



Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (jm1YL)


He'll probably write "Help Me Corey" on his eyelids and blink slowly when he is filmed in court.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (ymnmz)

376 Guy #2: "Some a**hole's paying with a check."

Seriously. I'm like... 29 myself, and couldn't put my hands on my checkbook in less than 5 minutes or so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (6qErC)

377 Thank God for bodycams on cops.

The Left demanded them and now we are really finding out what POS our law enforcement officers have to deal with.

Here' a brave female cop in CA ventilating one Javier Morales.

http://tinyurl.com/y4h5dbxf

Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (KvRqW)

378 ''Looks at painting...reaches for Claritin/Benadryl cocktail.*''

Don't forget your Flonase

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (jm1YL)

379 Who wouldn't want to eat Jussie's lunch? Subway's hot sandwiches are great!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (Dh1wo)

380 Ooh maybe Jussie has been kiting checks as well, I think that's also a federal crime depending on the circumstances.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (oZ6kz)

381
Producers of the hit show Empire are now considering suspending Jussie Smollett


Suspending him? Like, with a noose?

Posted by: irony: no RDA for it at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (pNxlR)

382 Have they found a To Do list in his apartment?

1. Hire Nigerian bros

2. Find checkbook in all my crap

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (ptqGC)

383 ''The only way this could get better is for the check to bounce and the Obongo's to take Juicy to small claims court.''

Thread winner
Posted by: Tuna
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True.

Though I think of him Jizzy Jussie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (w54mS)

384 Jussie needed the check documentation to get reimbursed for expenses!

Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (f3oO4)

======
You have to have some documentation to write off "Hate Crime Hoax" on your 1040.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (pw+jk)

385 Well-planned??"

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (6qErC)

386 you guys are kidding about Juicy paying with a check, right?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (BJlbN)

387 I think it's a pretty interesting question as to whether or not Smollett
would have ever been arrested for hoaxing IF there was video of the
"attack."

Smollet was sure that the cops would turn up the surveillance video-- they were part of his plan. With that video there would have been no putting the lid back on things.

If he really fucked up the camera direction, that alone is the miracle that prevented this from turning very, very ugly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (oVJmc)
---------

No change in outcome. They would of found the brothers either way and they would have confessed. They were not going to take the fall for jussie.

Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (G0vdT)

388 speaking of Roseanne, I saw a clip she posted where she called AOC a bug eyed bitch with realtor eyes
========

LOL!

I'm in a shitty mood this morning, but this made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (vg8iE)

389 Talent runs in the family. *beams*

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (QLvwG)

390 326 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!


Shoulda paid them with Bolivars

Posted by: AOC at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (RZ6R1)

391 Angry the city was being put into the negative light it was by Jussie
Well, that fucker implied Trump voters live in Chicago!!! The CPD can't have that.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (Dh1wo)

392 I don't even pay my handyman with a check.

Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (nRWPy)

393 You can write off race war related expenses from your taxes as long as 51% of the planning was done at home.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (oZ6kz)

394 I've experienced some racism in Chicago. This big, bloodshot-eyed black dude accosted us in a Walgreens and tried to start a fight. He told my husband to call him a "n--."

We declined to engage.

Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (4HMW8)

395 Judge Nap called it "an extraordinary, well-planned, deranged stunt."

Well-planned??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (ptqGC)


Well planned, like the Italian invasion of Greece was well-planned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (UGqF8)

396 Don't forget your Flonase
Posted by: Tuna
------

*coughs up globby*

Ugh. Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (YvUf/)

397 Be even more funny if the check was one from the producers of Empire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (qIEV6)

398 ...Oh I've stepped on my dong
I paid those oafs off with a check

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (fuK7c)


*******


Nice!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2)

399 "why did you idiots buy Clorox for? Bleach is bleach, dollar store is just as good! Fuck sake, I don't have that kind of money!"

Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (7HtZB)

400 *coughs up globby*

Ugh. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
--------

*sprays, then slams two Mucinex*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (YvUf/)

401 Police said in a press conference hours later that Smollett sent a fake letter to himself and staged a hate crime attack in Chicago because he was "dissatisfied with his salary."

Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money

Posted by: Neo at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (jWIB/)

402 Posted by: Elizabeth "Dos Perros" Warren "

Beats "Manos, Hands of Fate"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (6qErC)

403 "The Check" - reminds me of the time I was standing in line in the grocery store behind some thuggy looking millennial, and some braindead millennial girl was working the register and making goo-goo eyes at him. So he buys a whole bunch of stuff and pulls out a check to pay for it, fills it out, signs it, hands it to her.

So she looks at it and says "no, no, you have to sign it with the same name that's printed on the top of the check!" So he says ok, scratches out his name that he had signed, signs with the other name, hands it to her and she says "ok, thanks!!!" and he walks out of the store with his big cart full of crap.

Me, thinking lots of things, but ending up at "just walk away, just walk away."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (Kpl3J)

404 Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (KvRqW)

No nonsense there!

Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (f3oO4)

405 Subway's hot sandwiches are great!


After carrying them around in -22 degree weather? Little hard.

Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (nRWPy)

406 Jerry Springer, I believe. Though to be fair, he WAS on the Cincy city council at the time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (AM1GF)

Wasn't he Cincy mayor at one time?

Posted by: BignJames


Yeah, several years after that incident...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (AM1GF)

407 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (BJlbN)

Realtor eyes? Hahaha! Wonder what that means?

Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (4HMW8)

408
Another famous "paid by check" tale, from "Kelly's Heroes" -

It was during shooting in Yugoslavia 1969, that Donald Sutherland received word, via co-star Clint Eastwood, that his then-wife Shirley Douglas was arrested for trying to buy hand-grenades for the Black Panthers with a personal cheque from an undercover FBI agent. Sutherland recounts this story often, mentioning that when Eastwood got to the part about the personal cheque, he laughed so hard, he fell to his knees, and Sutherland had to help him up.

Posted by: check, cheque, Czech at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (pNxlR)

409 I like Monet.
And, because I'm a raging capitalist, I like money.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (8iiMU)

410 Angry the city was being put into the negative light it was by Jussie
Well, that fucker implied Trump voters live in Chicago!!! The CPD can't have that.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (Dh1wo)



"The only people attacking black kids in our city are other blacks and we want to keep it that way!"

Posted by: The Chicago Visitors Bureau at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (UGqF8)

411 A two-party, post-dated, out of state check? Trifecta!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (QLvwG)

412 The Chicago PD confirmed he sent the letter to himself.

Oh god the Feds must be licking their chops right now

Posted by: the_real_ch3 at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (IG5KL)

413 Monet makes the world go 'round
The world go 'round
The world go 'round

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (NWiLs)

414 My $.02, re. The Capa story...

Why was anyone surprised? Photography is an artform, first and foremost. Historian artists have and always will manipulate the scene/technique/whatever for the best possible composition to best tell their story. They may say they're journalists, but they're artists first. No one should get their history from art, paintings or photographs.

Does the truth take away the fact that Capa's pictures of D-Day are still gripping? Not to me. He was actually there. He went into dangerous situations to capture the drama of an event, and it eventually cost him. He was killed in Vietnam in a combat zone.

Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (OyyDO)

415 Now the media is using the word "allegedly". As in Smollett arrested for allegedly committing a hoax.

Wow.

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2019 10:49 AM (oiNtH)

416 405 Subway's hot sandwiches are great!


After carrying them around in -22 degree weather? Little hard.
Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (nRWPy)

Jussie likes hard foot longs

Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 10:49 AM (7HtZB)

417 After carrying them around in -22 degree weather? Little hard."

"Little Hard", huh?

Jussie's prison nick?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:49 AM (6qErC)

418
Empire is a "hit" show?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 10:49 AM (jhhWp)

419 Or the Italian invasion of Libya

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:50 AM (qIEV6)

420 Empire is a "hit" show?

LOl... That's the first thing I thought when I saw that

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2019 10:50 AM (O2RFr)

421 419 Or the Italian invasion of Libya
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:50 AM (qIEV6)

Or the Italian invasion of pretty much any where.

Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 10:50 AM (7HtZB)

422 Angry the city was being put into the negative light
---------

In passing, I note that Obama is now defending a suit against his building the featureless monolith/monument to himself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (YvUf/)

423 Really? Cause I used to live about 3/4 of a mile away from there and put
quite a few downrange, and they never sold gunz of any type, and
discouraged private sales on site...

That would be a great lie to catch the media/the prosecution in then. The Heavy piece doesn't go into detail about the (supposed) purchase -- it just states it.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (Dh1wo)

424
Police said in a press conference hours later that Smollett sent a fake letter to himself and staged a hate crime attack in Chicago because he was "dissatisfied with his salary."


He's gonna love prison pay, then!

Posted by: a whole dollar! at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (pNxlR)

425 Empire is a "hit" show?

You forgot the "s"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (6qErC)

426 Jussie has already tried to explain his payment to the Nigerians was for personal training. That is the most half way believable statement by Jussie in this whole scam.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (auUHv)

427 I see Sasquatch.

Posted by: The Guy who Always Sees Sasquatch at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (xqfqx)

428
Morgan Brennan on CNBC is really showing us what's she's made of today. She needs to wear this red outfit more often

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (OLCnA)

429 Would be nice if Robin Roberts had another interview with Jussie, no?




Set the record straight.




Recovery some of her professional dignity.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (ymnmz)

430 Thank God for bodycams on cops.

The Left demanded them and now we are really finding out what POS our law enforcement officers have to deal with.

Here' a brave female cop in CA ventilating one Javier Morales.

http://tinyurl.com/y4h5dbxf
Posted by: McCool

................

Wow.. 15 shots.. she was very lucky he didn't that first surprise shot off accurately.

This is why I tend to give cops some slack in shootings.. this is what they have to expect every minute they are on duty.

So, the times when they are not sure if the perp has a gun.. or they are not necessarily in mortal danger.. that adrenaline has to be pumping like crazy.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:52 AM (so+oy)

431 Recovery some of her professional dignity.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (ymnmz)

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How does one recover what one has never had?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:52 AM (pw+jk)

432 The Heavy piece doesn't go into detail about the (supposed) purchase -- it just states it."

And the pics of the supposed "aresenal" keep changing as well - the stock pic of a few ARs rotates w/a pic with at least two airsoft pistols...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:52 AM (6qErC)

433 I love a day off. I made waffles.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (Ssh2k)

434 Empire is a "hit" show?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Yeah.

And Jussie's a famous actor !

Dontcha read the papers ?

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (qyr81)

435 426 Jussie has already tried to explain his payment to the Nigerians was for personal training. That is the most half way believable statement by Jussie in this whole scam. "

That was sure some lousy training - Nigerians of all people are supposed to a lot better at scams than this!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)

436 Wow.. 15 shots.. she was very lucky he didn't that first surprise shot off accurately.

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And that is why citizens need to have more than ten round magazines.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (pw+jk)

437 Maybe "complicated" would be more appropriate than "well planned"? Or using "well planned" contrasted with "competently planned"??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (Dh1wo)

438 Judge Nap called it "an extraordinary, well-planned, deranged stunt."

"Italian and Austrian military campaigns of World War I were extraordinary and well-planned."

"Ace's shelving project was extraordinary and well-planned."

"Circa's dating life between marriages was extraordinary and well-planned."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (Boy/L)

439 Would be nice if Robin Roberts had another interview with Jussie, no?


Set the record straight.

Recovery some of her professional dignity.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (ymnmz)


Except, she's no professional and she has no dignity.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (QLvwG)

440 I'm surprised someone his age even knows how to write a check. Even I, baby boomer and former check writer, has lost that skill. As a matter of fact I'm trying to remember exactly where my checkbook is.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:54 AM (jm1YL)

441 Empire is a "hit" show?

You forgot the "s"
Posted by: Anon a mouse

LOL !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:54 AM (qyr81)

442 Would be nice if Robin Roberts had another interview with Jussie, no?
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Savannah Guthrie, especially after her cruelty with the drumming hoax.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 21, 2019 10:54 AM (MIKMs)

443
God, people are stupid.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (8tNRg)


Yup, by design, AC, by design

Posted by: God at February 21, 2019 10:55 AM (pNxlR)

444 Judge Nap is a dull tool. So to him at was pretty spectacular planning.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:55 AM (pw+jk)

445 Wheat is the devil.

ITS A FUCKING CARB BITCHES!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 10:55 AM (9oE3U)

446 Would be nice if Robin Roberts had another interview with Jussie, no?

Oh. THAT Robin Roberts.

I thought you meant the pitcher.

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:55 AM (qyr81)

447
Any of the late night "comedians" mention Jussie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:55 AM (OLCnA)

448 433 I love a day off. I made waffles.
Posted by: Diogenes

------------------

mmmmmmmmmmmm, waffles

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (d7Ww2)

449
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (jhhWp)

450
Wow.. 15 shots.. she was very lucky he didn't that first surprise shot off accurately.



This is why I tend to give cops some slack in shootings.. this is what they have to expect every minute they are on duty.



So, the times when they are not sure if the perp has a gun.. or
they are not necessarily in mortal danger.. that adrenaline has to be
pumping like crazy.





Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:52 AM (so+oy)


With the guy reaching to his boot while she was on the right side of the car, I would have yelled hands on the wheel and pulled my gun then.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (ymnmz)

451 441
Empire is a "hit" show?



You forgot the "s"

Posted by: Anon a mouse



LOL !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:54 AM (qyr81)

Agree! LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (9oE3U)

452 Smollet planned as well as Opie did to run away from home in S1Ep1.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (QLvwG)

453 Wow.. 15 shots.. she was very lucky he didn't that first surprise shot off accurately.

This is why I tend to give cops some slack in shootings.. this is what they have to expect every minute they are on duty. "

A good question for DP opponents - if it's OK for a cop to carry out the death penalty on the spur of the moment, which it is, then why is it wrong for society to do the same thing, after careful consideration and due process?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

454 I'm surprised someone his age even knows how to write a check. Even I, baby boomer and former check writer, has lost that skill. As a matter of fact I'm trying to remember exactly where my checkbook is.

Posted by: Tuna

LOL - same here. I had to teach my 25 year old daughter how to address an envelope. If you want to speak in code when dealing with millennials, write in cursive!

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2019 10:57 AM (oiNtH)

455 "Wakanda!" Harris is jumpier than Wolf Blitzer at a Jeopardy reunion.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2019 10:58 AM (Ndje9)

456 ''That was sure some lousy training - Nigerians of all people are supposed to a lot better at scams than this!''

Those 2 must have flunked out of the Nigerian Scam Institute. I've worked in bank and credit card fraud for almost 20 years and can tell you stories you wouldn't believe. Those Nigerians adapt quickly to changing technology.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:58 AM (jm1YL)

457 Police chief said Jussie talked to the Nigerians on phone both right before and right after the attack and WHILE they were on " vacay" in Nigeria. That is a precious detail there.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2019 10:59 AM (tkNkP)

458 452
Smollet planned as well as Opie did to run away from home in S1Ep1.


Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (QLvwG)

I tried to run away from home as a tyke when i was in the Bronx. My mom helped me pack and i walked down the street dragging a suitcase and crying. Our neighbors came out and asked me where i was going. They were all having big fun with it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 10:59 AM (9oE3U)

459 looks like nike took a knee

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (0O7c5)

460 ''Police chief said Jussie talked to the Nigerians on phone both right before and right after the attack and WHILE they were on " vacay" in Nigeria. That is a precious detail there.''

I want to know which Dem politicians he spoke to right before and right after the "attack".

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (jm1YL)

461 Y'know, Jussie must be one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 11:01 AM (iXnsK)

462 Anyone else notice a pattern of B list people of mixed race suddenly thrust into the natiional spotlight by leftists and media? Kaepernick, Smolliet, Harris--even Meghan Markle?
I think this is all financed and coordinated.

Posted by: artemis at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (AwPyG)

463 I feel it my duty to NOOD since I was 1st.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (pw+jk)

464
"Wakanda!" Harris is jumpier than Wolf Blitzer at a Jeopardy reunion.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives


LOL

Posted by: Ben R should 'splain this at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (pNxlR)

465 " Y'know, Jussie must be one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet."


Ever been to Baltimore?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (cqNba)

466 LOL - same here. I had to teach my 25 year old
daughter how to address an envelope. If you want to speak in code when
dealing with millennials, write in cursive!

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2019 10:57 AM (oiNtH)

Lol. This. Cursive. when i taught younger kids i'd start writing on the board in cursive and they let me do it because they were mesmerized. Couldnt read a word. They begged me to teach them. I started with their names. Used it as a reward for getting work finished.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (9oE3U)

467 ''I tried to run away from home as a tyke when i was in the Bronx. My mom helped me pack and i walked down the street dragging a suitcase and crying. Our neighbors came out and asked me where i was going. They were all having big fun with it. ''

My mom told me she'd help me pack anytime I wanted to leave and to remember that once I left I couldn't come back. My grade school self declined the offer. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jm1YL)

468 My mom told me she'd help me pack anytime I wanted
to leave and to remember that once I left I couldn't come back. My
grade school self declined the offer. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jm1YL)

yep. Moms. lol!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (9oE3U)

469 My mom told me she'd help me pack anytime I wanted

to leave and to remember that once I left I couldn't come back.


That'd get you arrested today.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (iXnsK)

470 hay!

Posted by: ibid at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (8tzGw)

471 ''Lol. This. Cursive. when i taught younger kids i'd start writing on the board in cursive and they let me do it because they were mesmerized. Couldnt read a word. They begged me to teach them. I started with their names. Used it as a reward for getting work finished. ''

My daughter-in-law has beautiful handwriting. I mean really gorgeous. I hope she teaches the grandkids because they don't do in school anymore. Pretty soon they art will disappear.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (jm1YL)

472 #432 I've only seen the one photo at the Heavy piece not any other MFM sources. Still I note of the 15 weapons, 6 are handguns including a revolver (are any of them Airsoft ones?), and 5 ordinary hunting-type weapons and I'm not a firearms expert. Still, those holsters look pretty dangerous -- they're all black!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (Dh1wo)

473 ''yep. Moms. lol!''

Mom was/is a very good cook. Dinners and desserts were something to look forward to every night, except when she made liver(becauseDaddy liked it). I think that had something to do with my decision. Also, nice clothes, warm bed, etc. Little kids are so short sighted. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (jm1YL)

474 Hmmm, Trumpentwatters just weighed in on this ridiculous Chicago story. Guess it was inevitable.


Best part - proper use of the word "racist". Let's hope it's the start of a trend, from the top, to aggressively and harshly reclaim the meaning of the word.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (QDnY+)

475 Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!



*********

Anybody want to bet the "Memo" field reads:



"2 hrs hoaxing @ $150/hr. Rmbrsmt for rope, hats, blch"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (m45I2)

Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 20

So funny!

Posted by: Chillin the most at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (lonOK)

The Morning Report - 2/21/19

jurei.jpg

Good morning kids. Thursday is here so let's get to it. First up, now that he's been finally asked to turn turned himself in to face criminal charges, it's official: Jussie Smollett perpetrated an insidious, sick hoax in order to boost his flagging career. The way in which he did it is worse than the hoax itself, IMHO: to attempt to throw dynamite on a bonfire of the Democrat-Left-Media complex's own making, which is the disgusting blood libel of America as an unjust, racist nation with its illegitimately-elected President hoping to restore and revive the injustice and racism that undergirded its illegitimate founding. Interesting to note that it seems as if the Chicago Police had to almost be dragged kicking and screaming to look into this because of the nature of Chicago ethnic-driven politics combined with the fear of the city turning into the next Ferguson, MO.

The whole thing was so patently fraudulent and ineptly executed, to the extent that the closed circuit security camera that Smollett thought would capture the incident was pointed in the wrong direction. And that there is a massive bullet that was dodged. Even with the confirmation of this as a hoax, that video would no doubt have joined the pantheon of racialist fraud memes alongside "Hands-Up-Don't-Shoot!," "I Can't Breathe!" and the innocent-as-the-day-he-was-born graduation photo of Trayvon Martin (not the one of him flashing Flava-Flav dentures and gang hand signs).

But where is everyone in the Media, the show business self-proclaimed elite and the Democrat politicians - most notably the likes of Cory Booker and Kamala-Toe Harris - who took to the microphones and cameras within seconds of this story initially breaking to denounce Trump, whitey, heterosexuals and America for this heinous act? It's so silent, the friggin' crickets are starting to stare at each other. But that was a rhetorical question. The aforementioned are fully vested in perpetrating and perpetuating the blood-libeling of America as founded because that is how they will ultimately bamboozle enough people - as well as import them by the millions from south of the border and elsewhere - into destroying it and seizing absolute power once and for all. Several good essays on this as well as at the tail end of the politics section capped off by the always eloquent Victor Davis Hanson.

But, never fear. Just as all of the aforementioned explodes in their faces, the media no doubt is going to seize upon this next item as proof positive that Trump's America is dangerous and evil. A Coast Guard officer (not sure if he's active or ex) was arrested in Maryland yesterday with a cache of weapons as well as a hit list of politicians and journalists. Supposedly, he was inspired by the Norwegian mass shooter Anders Brevik and wanted to take out millions of people. Unless his bullets were nuclear-tipped, I don't know how he was going to do that. In any case, after all the Nidal Hassan's, Omar Mateen's, bike-locks-to-the-head, and Dick-Durbin-linked James Hodgkinson's that have been either ignored, explained away as lone wolves or excused owing to Trump and or the usual Leftist Emanuel Goldstein trope a la mode, this for me is a local crime story with no real significance whatsoever. Hell, not that I am advocating or agreeing with this individual, but considering the constant hate-filled rhetoric pumped out 24/7 by the Democrat-Left-Media complex, they alone are responsible for this guy almost doing the unthinkable. Enough pixels. By your standards, you created this guy, Lefties.

Immigration: GOP Congressmen are urging the administration to designate the Mexican drug cartels as terrorist organizations.

Democrat-Sanctioned Anti-Semitism: Another Democrat Joo-hater joins the House by winning a Virginia special election and Rancida T-Labia's website has icky Joo-cooties.

Democrat Scandals: Donkey Chompers Ocasio-Cortez broke campaign laws by giving a job to her red-headed stepchild of a boyfriend, and Bernie Sanders hates the Saudis so much his media firm lobbies for them. Meanwhile the Koch Brothers Whores are spending bucks to sabotage the Trump economic agenda, Fauxca-Has-Been threatens all sorts of national emergencies to seize power while pimping the usual free-shit garbage as a means to nationalize your children, Donkey Chompers gets slapped hard by a billboard in Times Square, Sherrod Brown-Note is a hypocrite, Alabama Rep Bradly Byrne to challenge Doug Jones for the Senate seat, and the GOP candidate for mayor of Philly has been on disability for 8 years due to mental illness. That still makes her light years better than any Democrat, so I endorse her wholeheartedly.

Abortion: You thought New York and Virginia were bad, get a load of the proposed Vermont law.

First Amendment, Fake News Fakery: Sharyl Atkisson on fighting the corrupt DoJ, Trump slams the NY Slimes, NPR runs cover for traitor Andrew McCabe, Disney and Nestle pull ads from YouTube after pedophilia channel exposed and can Nick Sandmann restore the first amendment?

Mueller Inquisiton: Andrew McCabe deserves Leavenworth, then a long drop at the end of a short rope.

Foreign Desk: Another Venezuelan military official backs Guaido, Putin is a borscht-belch blowhard (the hypersonic missiles are mostly hype, minimally sonic), Dondi Rubio warns about the Chi-Com threat as Chi-Coms buddy up with the Farsis to preserve their nukes, the Space Force to counter the anti-satellite threat, and Michael Ledeen on a Jewish renaissance in Italy.

Domestic News: Saboteurs in the administration are hoping Trump loses in '20 to preserve the Iran nuke deal (weed them out and throw them in prison).

Economic News: Several pieces focusing on New York, including De Bolsheviks war on Air-BnB (considering the latter's Joo-hate, I have little sympathy), Democrats look to bamboozle voters with the old withholding tax as evidence that the tax cut is harmful lie, lots of blame to go around for Amazon pulling out of NY and a trillion here, a trillion there, sooner or later you're talking about real money... and real societal collapse.

Crime: Story about the dark web and massive identity theft.

Healthcare: Maybe that crackdown on opioids wasn't such a great idea after all.

Education: Marxist-inspired teacher strikes are busting out all over, Cornell hates Joos again, look at the insanity you are paying for, how academia helped hatch the Green Nude Eel, and yes we need K-12 reform.

Real Science: 1,000 researchers are rejecting the Darwinian model of evolution.

Feminazism, Homosexualization, Transgender Psychosis: Trump championing international gay rights is evidence of his homophobia and hatred of homos, only Progressives can tell a dame to get her ass back in the kitchen and get me a sammich and some transexual freak extorts money from the courts and can use the mens room in jails.

Lastly, a look at the life and legacy of Pat Cadell, who passed away last Saturday at 68. RIP.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:51 AM




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1 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:46 AM (JFO2v)

2 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

3 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 21, 2019 07:46 AM (81OU+)

4 The pic changed from snow capped to bro crapped.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 21, 2019 07:47 AM (Z4rgH)

5 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:47 AM (cqNba)

6 Well, Smollet has been charged for 'filing a false police report'. This is a felony in IL and carries a max three year prison term. I still say it will get plea-bargained down to a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 07:48 AM (mpXpK)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 07:48 AM (705ib)

8 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at February 21, 2019 07:48 AM (kZUVU)

9 I smoke two joints in the morning ...

Posted by: Why do you think they call her dope? at February 21, 2019 07:48 AM (UdKB7)

10 Looks like we got the wrong Harris running for president ?

Don't know anything about Papa Harris but he's seems reasonable

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 07:49 AM (RZ6R1)

11 I say he gets a year-and-a-day. Let's start a pool.

Posted by: norman at February 21, 2019 07:49 AM (7N05t)

12 He lives!
Now I can begin my day.
JJ rocks!

Posted by: Ohio Lurking Gal at February 21, 2019 07:50 AM (5oWLH)

13 How many hoaxes do the media need to see before they catch on? Oh, that's right.

Posted by: IanDeal at February 21, 2019 07:50 AM (4zQrR)

14 On the cartels being terrorist there is a great chapter in on the the 3 Schlichter book about the US splitting on a cartel killing a DEA agent.

So the new USA hands over the problem to the military and about 30 days later about a 1000 cartel terrorists are killed off. Mexico then build the wall!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:50 AM (JFO2v)

15 Top 20 Whooo. Good morning Team Horde.

Lefties still suck donkey appendage.

Goooooo Team!

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at February 21, 2019 07:50 AM (7BoYW)

16 Time for Jussie to prepare for a Distended Anus and a throat so scratched/bruised that he'll never be able to speak again.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 07:50 AM (UnA8+)

17 Saboteurs in the administration are hoping Trump loses in '20 to
preserve the Iran nuke deal (weed them out and throw them in prison).


When is Trump going to purge all these Communist holdovers from the Clinton and Obama regimes? You would think he would have learned by now.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 07:50 AM (mpXpK)

18
After all of these fake stories blow up in the media's face, will the Wile E. Coyote media learn with the next one? Hell no

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 07:51 AM (SiINZ)

19 Morning Horde. Sadly, the Governor of Vermont is a Republican who supports the Abortion bill.

If there is anything that points to a possible rapture, it would have to be the legalization of outright murder.

Posted by: Jonah at February 21, 2019 07:51 AM (byS0U)

20 Mornin horde !

Jussie will walk with a slap on the wrist...
My 2 cents

Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 07:51 AM (KvRqW)

21 Hey maybe Nike should worry about making sneakers that do not desintigrate while playing basketball rather than making a martyr our of that scumbag kapershit?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:51 AM (bim/x)

22 Them jooz be evil but they knows that htlm and interweb shit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

23
I don't think that people need this many choices in links.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at February 21, 2019 07:52 AM (jYje5)

24 Jeez. Evolution.

I admit I'm "skeptical", but only in so far as it's an obviously incomplete theory.

I don't see it as a problem, but an opportunity for study.

But, much like "Global Warming", Teh Sciense is seddled, h8r. Further study undermines the progress of humanity.

Heavens forbid we ever learn anything new about the Universe. Nope. Ice caps melting. Scopes monkeys. God is dead. Back to work, Zek.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 07:52 AM (Ct55T)

25 "First up, now that he's been finally asked to turn himself in to face criminal charges"

JJ, not to pick nits but he turned himself in this morning.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 07:53 AM (cF8AT)

26 GOP-Endorsed Philly Mayoral Candidate Says "Mental Illness" Has Kept Her From Working for 8 Years (I'd still vote for her, all things considered - jjs)

Link doesn't work !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 07:54 AM (705ib)

27 Welp, that's what I get for reading the content first. Great commentary JJ and thanks for the MR as always. Back to the link fu with a cup o Joe.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2019 07:54 AM (+ldAm)

28 Hmmmm. Nothing about Jussie this morning on network morning shows.

Robyn?

Gayle?

Savannah?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 07:55 AM (+fPHo)

29 24 Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 07:52 AM (Ct55T)


It's not that they don't believe in evolution; they are challenging the DARWINIAN theory of the process. And from what I understand there are a lot of holes in it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 07:55 AM (zBaqJ)

30 28 Hmmmm. Nothing about Jussie this morning on network morning shows.

Robyn?

Gayle?

Savannah?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 07:55 AM (+fPHo)


Too busy I guess reading the papers they were served by Nick Sandmann...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 07:55 AM (zBaqJ)

31 link to mental mayor

https://dailycaller.com/2019/02/20/philadelphia-mayor-goggins-mental-illness/

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:55 AM (JFO2v)

32 I doon't think I can stand to read about the Vermont bill.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 07:56 AM (lwiT4)

33 Oh look, Jussie is facing state charges. I was assured that would never happen.

*looks around*

Okay, who opened a wormhole to another dimension?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 07:56 AM (hLRSq)

34 They should have conducted a 'no-knock' at 0430 this morning to arrest his ass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:56 AM (cqNba)

35 On Wednesday, House Freedom Caucus member Reps. Mark Green (R-TN) and Chip Roy (R-TX) announced a letter
that they are sending to U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, urging
Pompeo to formally designate many of the leading violent drug cartels
operating south of the border as Foreign Terrorist Organizations (FTOs)


Mark Green is supposed to be a conservative in the Freedom Caucus??? He is a DIABLO with a CR rating of 50!!!
But Chip Roy is a genuine conservative with a 100 rating.

But I can agree with this bill and I would love for them to add CAIR to that list.





Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 07:56 AM (mpXpK)

36 First up, now that he's been finally asked to turn himself in to face criminal charges

So no early morning no-knock raid for Jussie ?

Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 07:56 AM (KvRqW)

37 Either McCabe and The seditionist/ traitors go down -- to PMITAFP-- or the country goes. Away.

The Media Party made its choice and is angry and frustrated that WTP won't commit suicide for them.

Then again with 'leaders' like Ryan and McConnell the Media Party may very win the day for the shitholes of the world-- just a guess that's what the Media desires.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at February 21, 2019 07:57 AM (YuwU7)

38 31 link to mental mayor

https://dailycaller.com/2019/02/20/philadelphia-mayor-goggins-mental-illness/
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:55 AM (JFO2v)


LINK FIXED ABOVE, and thanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 07:57 AM (zBaqJ)

39 Re: "I can't breathe"
It should be noted that Mr. Garner died resisting arrest for selling Cigarettes without paying the State the Taxes they hiked up in the first place. If someone is to blame for Mr. Garner's death it is the politicians who implemented the High taxes on tobacco in the first place.

Posted by: firefirefire at February 21, 2019 07:58 AM (LVVMh)

40 It's not that they don't believe in evolution


Any scientific "fact" that you have to "believe in" is suspect. I don't have to "believe" in gravity.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 07:58 AM (lwiT4)

41 Putin's new missiles are so hypersonic you can hear them coming 10 minutes before you blow them up.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at February 21, 2019 07:58 AM (kfcYC)

42 I think it's a BlackStag Fire!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 07:58 AM (V2Yro)

43 That Philly Candidate article looks like it could have been ripped from the pages of the Onion.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:58 AM (cqNba)

44 Why would someone even be talking about politics with customers at their music store, unless the customers had become friends? It would be equally stupid to put up signs saying "No Hillary voters allowed."

Stupid virtue signaling.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 07:58 AM (AllCR)

45 DeBlasio blew the Amazon deal...Ocasio-Cortez blew the Amazon deal...

I'm pretty sure lots of people were behind that fiasco so don't be greedy and hog all the blame, spread it around!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 07:59 AM (hLRSq)

46 The Threat to English

I posted a link several years go referring to two CA communities that were entire, Spanish speaking zones, with Spanish speaking city councils and Spanish speaking member.


So much for assimilation. These are not your immigrants from the 1900s.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

47 The mental mayor piece is some serious shit!

The minority communities are using the SS disability funds liked and EBT card!

The DI trust fund ran dry the last quarter of 2016 if I recall!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:59 AM (JFO2v)

48 A false-fag operation? Yeah I know I am repeating myself.

Posted by: JAS at February 21, 2019 08:00 AM (KOCKb)

49 If you get to refuse service to Trump voters, why can't you refuse service to the alphabet people?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 08:00 AM (lwiT4)

50 " If someone is to blame for Mr. Garner's death it is the politicians who implemented the High taxes on tobacco in the first place."

There are some who have been so bold as to suggest that compliance with the Officers instructions might have had a more positive impact on the outcome of the entire interaction.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:00 AM (cqNba)

51 On the Smollette hate scam here we have a black contributor to Fox News who works for NRO reminding the public of all the far left goons who jumped on this 'hate crime of the century' and it all turned out to be a felonious lie.


https://tinyurl.com/y64ysnx3

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:01 AM (mpXpK)

52 Don Lemon doesn't think it's Jussie's fault and thinks he lost in the "court of public opinion." Thinks maybe he got bad advice and also says that Robin Roberts did a "terrific job interviewing him.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2019 08:01 AM (hECVl)

53 >>"...more than 1,000 Ph.D scientists are skeptical..."

That's fine. Science wouldn't be science if there wasn't skepticism; it's what drives the whole thing. Worth noting, though, that skeptics of one theory ought not get defensive when their own 'findings' (such as the risible 'intelligent design' folderol trafficked at the 'Discovery Institute') are scrutinized under the same impassive, skeptical scientific lens...

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:01 AM (Bdeb0)

54 Rep. Bradley Byrne Announces Campaign to Challenge Doug Jones For Alabama Senate Seat


I'm not thrilled by this. Byrne is my congressman and the best I can say about him is he is Alabama Establishment Republican. Which is slightly better than being GOPe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2019 08:01 AM (yQpMk)

55 Bradley signed my yearbook and said we would drink beer at the swimmin hole during spring break!

Posted by: teenage bad restaurant hostess at February 21, 2019 08:02 AM (JFO2v)

56 "Immigration: GOP Congressman are urging the administration to designate the Mexican drug cartels as terrorist organizations."

This should have been done decades ago.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 08:02 AM (JUOKG)

57 LINK FIXED ABOVE, and thanks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Thank you !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:03 AM (705ib)

58 Mornin' Horde. Estimated time from designating cartels as terrorist orgs to "we must militarily intervene in Mexico" (and absorb however many millions of Mexican "refugees") is probably less than a year. Tread carefully.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at February 21, 2019 08:03 AM (lLeln)

59 >> GOP Congressman are urging the administration to designate the Mexican drug cartels as terrorist organizations.




Good idea!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 08:03 AM (W+vEI)

60 'Presidential contender Kamala Harris affirmed her support for doing away with Columbus Day in favor of Indigenous People's Day '

Posted by: Why do you think they call her dope? at February 21, 2019 08:04 AM (UdKB7)

61 46 So much for assimilation. These are not your immigrants from the 1900s.
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

Assimilation is Racist, Gringo.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 08:04 AM (UnA8+)

62 RIP Pat Caddell. Rare that you see someone intellectually curious enough and willing to grow past their preconceptions and adopt new aspects of thought about issues.

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:04 AM (Bdeb0)

63 Report: Donkey Chompers Ocasio-Cortez is a Swamp Socialist, Boyfriend Paid by Friendly PAC

While that is undoubtedly true, it is also true that she is a politician from NYC. So, corruption squared. Like The Lightwalker.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2019 08:04 AM (VaN/j)

64 "Immigration: GOP Congressman are urging the administration to designate the Mexican drug cartels as terrorist organizations."

Perfect.
Then the Cartels will be prohibited from purchasing firearms in the United States.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:04 AM (cqNba)

65 >>probably less than a year. Tread carefully.
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at February 21, 2019 08:03 AM (lLeln)

Sage advice.

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:05 AM (Bdeb0)

66 That Philly Candidate article looks like it could have been ripped from the pages of the Onion.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Or The Banana

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:05 AM (705ib)

67 'Sage advice."

Thymely, sage advice.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:05 AM (cqNba)

68 Sharyl Attkisson's lawsuit is another example of misdeeds by the Cock Curious DOJ under the chinless wingman which that malingering fuck, Sleepy Jeff, had no interest in addressing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2019 08:05 AM (y7DUB)

69 I'm not thrilled by this. Byrne is my congressman and the best I can say about him is he is Alabama Establishment Republican. Which is slightly better than being GOPe.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Bentley slimed the crap outta him in '10. Looking back, that was kind of a no-win election, wasn't it?

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at February 21, 2019 08:06 AM (lLeln)

70 So much for assimilation. These are not your immigrants from the 1900s.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)


But if you assimilate you lose all the bonus points, ese!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:06 AM (f3oO4)

71 Don Lemon doesn't think it's Jussie's fault and thinks he lost in the "court of public opinion."

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It's come to the point where I see certain names like Don Lemon and so many other odious idiots and just bypass what follows all together. I can no longer stomach reading what they have to say.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 21, 2019 08:06 AM (JoUsr)

72






Ohio Music Shop Owner Posts Sign Turning Away Trump Supporters (now we all know whom to boycott, genius)


Imagine the outrage if a Music Shop in SC turned away supporters of Obama.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:07 AM (mpXpK)

73 The AOC story is good --- and all of this info was readily available, as the writer said it only took him a few hours of research.

I hope he or someone else is looking into Omar's filings. She had a history of financial shenanigans while in state office, and her campaign was managed by Chakrabarti's Brand New Congress LLC.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 08:07 AM (W+vEI)

74 The thing is, most people older than 35 just aren't going to have the time to be able to learn to speak, read, and write Spanish, Arabic, AND Mandarin at a fluent/literate level.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 08:08 AM (UnA8+)

75 Bentley slimed the crap outta him in '10.


Bentley turned out to be a weird bird. He did manage to give us our first downlow Governess so he has that going for him.

Diversity!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2019 08:08 AM (yQpMk)

76 'Presidential contender Kamala Harris affirmed her support for doing away with Columbus Day in favor of Indigenous People's Day '

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Please run on that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 21, 2019 08:08 AM (JoUsr)

77 Presidential contender Kamala Harris affirmed her support for doing away with Columbus Day in favor of Indigenous People's Day



Christopher Columbus discovered America. What did the indigenous people do?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 08:10 AM (lwiT4)

78 Any coverage by the MSM of Jussie will now be gone by Thursday.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (sy5kK)

79 Words have always been changed on the fly by Progressives. At UT in 1981 I registered for a Home Economics class (I needed a non business elective). And by the time the class started the next fall it was change to Family and Life Economics.

This would have the second Reagan year. My guess was they were trying to tell the young women (about 99% of the class) that they did not need to help make a HOME for their family and a HOME may never be part of their lives.

Posted by: teenage bad restaurant hostess at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (JFO2v)

80 that malingering fuck, Sleepy Jeff, had no interest in addressing.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2019 08:05 AM (y7DUB)


If we get to write the history, which I am beginning to doubt, we will record that President's Trump's loyalty to early (and ostensible) supporter Sessionzzz, coupled with Sessionzzz's Establishment bona fides and ties were the primary causes of the wreckage of what remained of our Consititutional Republic

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (f3oO4)

81 Presidential contender Kamala Harris affirmed her support for doing away with Columbus Day in favor of Indigenous People's Day

That'll go over big in certain parts of Newark. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (bim/x)

82 76 'Presidential contender Kamala Harris affirmed her support for doing away with Columbus Day in favor of Indigenous People's Day '

--

Please run on that.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 21, 2019 08:08 AM (JoUsr)


Wait until the Left finds out that Columbus might have been a Jew.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (zBaqJ)

83 Oh look, Jussie is facing state charges. I was assured that would never happen.



*looks around*



Okay, who opened a wormhole to another dimension?


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The
Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 07:56 AM


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And don't forget the feds are investigating that hate death threat letter he sent to himself. I expect he will be facing another felony there as well.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (JUOKG)

84 Today's Thursday.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (lwiT4)

85 Next time you find yourself in the company of a third-wave feminist harridan it might be amusing to point out that the person who patented the tampon and the inventor of the birth control pill were both white men.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (H8QX8)

86 I hope he or someone else is looking into Omar's filings. She had a history of financial shenanigans while in state office, and her campaign was managed by Chakrabarti's Brand New Congress LLC.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 08:07 AM (W+vEI)

I didn't realize she held a state office.

Billboard put up in NYC

http://tinyurl.com/y4wajkrh

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 08:12 AM (cF8AT)

87 NJ legislature will vote to bar Trump from 2020 ballot if he doesnt release his tax returns.

Unconstitutional as hell, but that's NJ for ya'

http://tinyurl.com/y23n2u5x

Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 08:12 AM (KvRqW)

88 President
Trump increasingly is showing a strong winning political hand, but
shouldn't we be alarmed about runaway national debt and the mushrooming
deficit?


And shouldn't you be attacking congress which is run by Communists and their DIABLO helpers? Trump can't veto every spending bill that comes across his desk. And where he does have control he has acted to cut spending by firing a metric shit-ton of Executive Department leeches.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

89 "What did the indigenous people do?"

They discovered America too and named it after their tribe
"Native Americans".

Posted by: Why do you think they call her dope? at February 21, 2019 08:12 AM (UdKB7)

90 Morning shows on ABC, CBS, and NBC while ignoring Jussie story, all scrape around for anything to hit Trump and conservatives with, and seize on . . .

Taxes. "Hey, look! This woman's refund went way down! Orange Man Lies!"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 08:12 AM (+fPHo)

91 Oh JJ already had the billboard in his links. Sorry!

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 08:12 AM (cF8AT)

92 Kamala Harris really hates America. It oozes from her. Obama hid his hatred a lot better than this witch can. She just needs a beret and her black power fist in the air and I'm sure she can sweep up electorally! /s

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 21, 2019 08:13 AM (JoUsr)

93 'Sage advice."
Thymely, sage advice.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:05 AM (cqNba)


You're not a ginger are you?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:14 AM (f3oO4)

94 NJ legislature will vote to bar Trump from 2020 ballot if he doesnt release his tax returns.

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He won't win NJ anyway, so he should tell them their extortion won't work and to FOAD.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 21, 2019 08:14 AM (JoUsr)

95 off

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 08:14 AM (JFO2v)

96 So Doug Jones who stole the AL Senate special election with the help of the RNCe and vote fraud gets his first Republican challenger to take back the seat in 2020. Too bad he is a big time RINO and borderline DIABLO with a 58 CR rating. Are we going to see this AL mess all over again in 2020?

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:14 AM (mpXpK)

97 if they make it legal to abort geriatrics, go for Leahy and Sanders first - jjs

Just keep them comfortable till we decide their fate

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 08:15 AM (JFO2v)

98 Words have always been changed on the fly by Progressives. At UT in 1981 I registered for a Home Economics class (I needed a non business elective). And by the time the class started the next fall it was change to Family and Life Economics.

This would have the second Reagan year. My guess was they were trying to tell the young women (about 99% of the class) that they did not need to help make a HOME for their family and a HOME may never be part of their lives.
Posted by: teenage bad restaurant hostess

So, didja learn how to cook ?

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:15 AM (705ib)

99
NJ legislature will vote to bar Trump from 2020 ballot if he doesnt release his tax returns.



Unconstitutional as hell, but that's NJ for ya'



http://tinyurl.com/y23n2u5x


Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 08:12 AM

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Who gives a $hit? Trump ain't gonna win Jersey anyway. California is mulling the same thing but they haven't gone completely bat$hit crazy yet. They know that will be a two edged sword. bernie most certainly does not want his taxes released into the wild.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 08:15 AM (JUOKG)

100 Today's Thursday.
Posted by: grammie winger

Is that the Accuweather ?

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:16 AM (705ib)

101 Morning

I LOVE that "Thanks for Nothing, AOC!" billboard!!1 hahahaha

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 08:17 AM (438dO)

102 And don't forget the feds are investigating that hate death threat letter he sent to himself. I expect he will be facing another felony there as well.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (JUOKG)


I think living under President Trump has been punishment enough, and after all, if we had only paid attention to Justine's early cries for help, none of this would have happened!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:17 AM (f3oO4)

103 Ohio Music Shop Owner Posts Sign Turning Away Trump Supporters

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I don't think I've ever seen anyone in that (or any) business openly request that customers shop online at a different retailer instead.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 21, 2019 08:18 AM (xyung)

104 50 THAT was Mr. Garner's SECOND mistake.

Posted by: firefirefire at February 21, 2019 08:18 AM (LVVMh)

105 Illinois State Police to citizens

Face it you fucked up you trusted us

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 08:18 AM (JFO2v)

106 Being crazy is a necessity if you want be mayor of Phila.

*cough* Nutter! *cough*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2019 08:18 AM (EZebt)

107 Posted by: teenage bad restaurant hostess

So, didja learn how to cook ?

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:15 AM (705ib)


More importantly, can you make me a really good sammich?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:18 AM (f3oO4)

108 "What did the indigenous people do?"

Invaded, and killed all the 'First People'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:19 AM (cqNba)

109 A jury in Iowa has concluded that the state discriminated against a
former Iowa Department of Corrections nurse because the employer
wouldn't let her use the bathrooms with male employees. The jury also
said the Iowa Department of Corrections denied Jesse Vreogh health care
coverage for 'medically necessary' surgery i.e. a double mastectomy to
look more like a man.



I have been screaming about this kind of BS for a long long time. Tort law in this country needs to be completely rewritten, if not eliminated in its entirety for anything not involving a written contract.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

110 It's surprisingly difficult to get jail time. I suspect Jussie Fruit will get some sort of probation, tops.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 21, 2019 08:19 AM (xyung)

111 If we get to write the history, which I am beginning to doubt, we will record that President's Trump's loyalty to early (and ostensible) supporter Sessionzzz, coupled with Sessionzzz's Establishment bona fides and ties were the primary causes of the wreckage of what remained of our Consititutional Republic
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (f3oO4)


An online friend elsewhere saw Sessions speak years ago in Alabama. He expected to hear a stump vote for me stemwinder; instead Sessions was railing about the dangers of the deep state. He was shocked by how passionate he sounded.

Maybe it was the years in the Senate with human garbage like McRINO and Schooooooomer that leached that out of him, but the AG Sleepy Jeff had no stomach for cleaning the shit out of ground zero for the deep state.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2019 08:20 AM (y7DUB)

112
Being crazy is a necessity if you want be mayor of Phila.

*cough* Nutter! *cough*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2019 08:18 AM


Excuse me. Philadelphia has a long history of great mayors.

Posted by: Wilson Goode - Former Mayor and Explosives Specialist at February 21, 2019 08:20 AM (jYje5)

113 So Doug Jones who stole the AL Senate special election with the help of the RNCe and vote fraud gets his first Republican challenger to take back the seat in 2020. Too bad he is a big time RINO and borderline DIABLO with a 58 CR rating. Are we going to see this AL mess all over again in 2020?

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Where's Beaureguard? I thought he was contemplating re-running for the AL senate seat. At risk of being locked up in the stockade for such blasphemy around here, I'd like to see him reelected to the US Senate. However, it might be a bit 'interesting' to see how he'd vote and interact with Trump.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 21, 2019 08:20 AM (JoUsr)

114 >>I didn't realize she held a state office.




Yeah, the Powerlineblog guys were looking into her background when she ran for state office a few years ago and uncovered the bigamy and marriage to her brother. This was covered up by the local press. She should never been elected.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 08:20 AM (W+vEI)

115 They discovered America too and named it after their tribe
"Native Americans".

Posted by: Why do you think they call her dope? at February 21, 2019 08:12 AM (UdKB7)

Hmm, can you call Indigenous People "Nativists"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:21 AM (f3oO4)

116 "What did the indigenous people do?"


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Not defend their land.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 21, 2019 08:21 AM (xyung)

117 Who gives a $hit? Trump ain't gonna win Jersey anyway. California is mulling the same thing but they haven't gone completely bat$hit crazy yet. They know that will be a two edged sword. bernie most certainly does not want his taxes released into the wild."

It's useful remembering why the Supreme Court threw out all of the attempts that were made to impose term limits on Federal Officeholders - the Official Rule is that the only qualifications on those who run for Federal Office are those found in the Constitution; States are not allowed to add any other Qualifications, not even if they have a unanimous vote in their legislature and the people pass a referendum with 100% approval. The States have not the power to do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 08:21 AM (V2Yro)

118 The sidebar link to the Robert Capa D-Day story ain't a link.

The story is here:

https://bit.ly/2XasgTf

It's a pretty thorough fisking of a legend. Also, it led to another controversy that I hadn't known about. Capa's photograph of a Spanish Civil War guy's head being blown off was very likely staged.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 08:21 AM (fuK7c)

119 "What did the indigenous people do?"

Welcomed foreigners into their lands

Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 08:21 AM (KvRqW)

120 Liddle Adam Schitt has now deleted his tweet supporting Jussie.

But don't worry Dems, because all them tweets have been preserved. Delete, delete like the wind -- It will do you no good.

It's not like the good old days when the Clintons could call in Cheryl Mills for those overnight shredding parties.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 21, 2019 08:22 AM (Z4rgH)

121 >>Music shop owner feels 'unclean and dirty' doing business with hateful racist Trump deplorables...

At least this guy is lining up early. The real hassle of the coming national divorce is the ideological malingerers that we have to wait for to openly declare their allegiance.

By their Crocs shall ye know them.

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:22 AM (Bdeb0)

122
Posted by: Why do you think they call her dope? at February 21, 2019 08:12 AM (UdKB7)

90
Morning shows on ABC, CBS, and NBC while ignoring Jussie story, all
scrape around for anything to hit Trump and conservatives with, and
seize on . . .



Taxes. "Hey, look! This woman's refund went way down! Orange Man Lies!"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 08:12 AM (+fPHo)


I disagree, I watched NBC this AM and the Smollett story was the lead. Although they did it through gritted teeth, they presented the facts pretty squarely and did not equivocate much at all. So the facts are out there, but the Hair on Fire breathlessness that would be evident had the story not broken this way was lacking.

This is really a hair on fire story when you think that Smollett was fomenting a race war and point the finger of blame at Trump.

You can see they are about to put their index finger on Jusse's head and push this story quietly down below the surface.


Or perhaps maybe they are hoping for some Jujitsu and this turns into Ferguson like riots, so they just blow softly on the embers to see if it will flame up again. I don't suppose that will happen since Eric the Chinless is not in charge of DOJ anymore.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 08:22 AM (ymnmz)

123 I took a "Single Survival" class in highschool in the 80s. It was basically home economics, but tailored to living as a single person, 'cause that is what all people should aspire to.

One project was to take a hypothetical income and create a budget to outfit/furnish an apartment in a city.

Never once was it mentioned that one could marry, have children, or live in a single family home.

Huh.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 21, 2019 08:22 AM (ZDO+J)

124 >>119 "What did the indigenous people do?"

Yao. Walked. Swam. Hunted. Danced. Sang. Lost.

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:23 AM (Bdeb0)

125 46 The Threat to English

I posted a link several years go referring to two CA communities that were entire, Spanish speaking zones, with Spanish speaking city councils and Spanish speaking member.
_____________________

Saw a t.v. report, must have been 15 or so years ago, about a town in TX where all the local gov't business is done in Spanish (only), the town council meetings are done in Spanish (only), etc.

Probably more of those than we even know about. Certainly we don't have a media that is interested in reporting about it.

The theft of America from Americans continues apace, and you're a raaaaaaacist h8ter if you object to it, or even if you acknowledge that it's happening.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 21, 2019 08:23 AM (fqUgw)

126 Smollette will still be a hero to some. Expect him to appear at an awards ceremony, and accept some sort of an award.

Posted by: Colin at February 21, 2019 08:24 AM (KqJ8E)

127 Capa's photograph of a Spanish Civil War guy's head being blown off was very likely staged.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

"Here's your head back buddy, thanks !"

"And you could use a haircut"

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:24 AM (705ib)

128 And don't forget the feds are investigating that hate death threat letter he sent to himself. I expect he will be facing another felony there as well.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 08:11 AM (JUOKG)


Well yes, but I had been assured that the Chicago police would never investigate, that he would never face state charges, that a Chicago grand jury would never indict...

*sigh*

I understand skepticism but the constant insistence that only the gloomiest thing will happen is a little bit crazy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 08:24 AM (hLRSq)

129 >>Probably more of those than we even know about. Certainly we don't have a media that is interested in reporting about it.



Isn't that also the case in many parts of Miami?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 08:24 AM (W+vEI)

130 118 The sidebar link to the Robert Capa D-Day story ain't a link.

The story is here:

https://bit.ly/2XasgTf

It's a pretty thorough fisking of a legend. Also, it led to another controversy that I hadn't known about. Capa's photograph of a Spanish Civil War guy's head being blown off was very likely staged.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 08:21 AM (fuK7c)


Pretty good movie, I thought, called "Hemingway and Gellhorn" with Clive Owen and Nicole Kidman. Capa is a supporting player.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 08:24 AM (zBaqJ)

131 And BTW, with regard to Jussee and Robin Roberts and her editors/producers. Roberts et al should be given a bout 3-6 months leave of absence in order to come up with a plan that shows they will not foist race hucksterism at the national level on their "news" show ever again.


Everyone who touched and perpetrated this turd of a story needs a nice long time out.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 08:25 AM (ymnmz)

132
Or perhaps maybe they are hoping for some Jujitsu and this turns into Ferguson like riots, so they just blow softly on the embers to see if it will flame up again. I don't suppose that will happen since Eric the Chinless is not in charge of DOJ anymore.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 08:22 AM


Also, I don't think your average African American male is 'down' with the gay thing. Not enough to riot in winter.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 08:26 AM (jYje5)

133 "I understand skepticism but the constant insistence that only the gloomiest thing will happen is a little bit crazy."


We're Morons.

It's what we do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:26 AM (cqNba)

134 Everyone who touched and perpetrated this turd of a story needs a nice long time out.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

In Antarctica.

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:26 AM (705ib)

135 In blue states they are already erasing Columbus Day. It is not just Austin, I have seen the placards announcing closings etc. If you are lucky they only refer to it is "the holiday", but many have just gone ahead and called it Indigenous Peoples Day. * The media and academia have erased Washington's Birthday, so why would anyone be surprised when Columbus Day get's memory holed?
As per the Coast Guard guy, I don't know crap about him or what he might have done. We bashed the left for jumping to conclusions on Smollett, so I will hold off here like I did with Smollett. Two things though. A) If he did plan attacks, he alone is to blame, there is no excuse for evil. B) a 49 year old Lieutenant ? I understand there are all types of different circumstances like former NCO's becoming officers etc. But prior to 9/11, even a Colonel could not stay in the service passed 50, you had to be a General. Yes there were exceptions, but it just seemed odd to me. It has no bearing on the case though.

* I have no issue with a day recognizing indigenous peoples/Native Americans/Indians. But on Columbus Day, come on now?

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 08:27 AM (n13/j)

136 Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2019 08:20 AM (y7DUB)


Actually, my hope was that he would act like a principled advocate for law and order. Long term swimming in the corrupt swamp of Federal politics cannot help but ruin almost anyone's moral fiber!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:28 AM (f3oO4)

137 Also, I don't think your average African American male is 'down' with the gay thing. Not enough to riot in winter.
Posted by: Newest Nic

The Riot in Winter.

I think I saw that movie.

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:28 AM (705ib)

138 I understand skepticism but the constant insistence that only the gloomiest thing will happen is a little bit crazy

Unlike Charlie Brown.. we know Lucy will yank the ball away... most times

Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 08:28 AM (KvRqW)

139 120
Liddle Adam Schitt has now deleted his tweet supporting Jussie.



But don't worry Dems, because all them tweets have been preserved. Delete, delete like the wind -- It will do you no good.



It's not like the good old days when the Clintons could call in Cheryl Mills for those overnight shredding parties.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 21, 2019 08:22 AM (Z4rgH)

Guys, the delete button works as well as the door close button on an elevator.

Posted by: Jussee at February 21, 2019 08:28 AM (ymnmz)

140 Everyone who touched and perpetrated this turd of a story needs a nice long time out.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 08:25 AM (ymnmz)

There is a principle operating here that says they will be MORE not less zealous in reporting the next hoax. One, we're dealing with psychotic people (the media) who now feel compelled to redeem themselves and their narratives.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:29 AM (H8QX8)

141 Also, I don't think your average African American male is 'down' with the gay thing. Not enough to riot in winter.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 08:26 AM (jYje5)


Fuck no. Speaking anecdotally they're not comfortable at all with the whole homo thing which is why they use terms like "down low" to even talk about it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2019 08:29 AM (y7DUB)

142 96 So Doug Jones who stole the AL Senate special election with the help of the RNCe and vote fraud gets his first Republican challenger to take back the seat in 2020. Too bad he is a big time RINO and borderline DIABLO with a 58 CR rating. Are we going to see this AL mess all over again in 2020?

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:14 AM (mpXpK)

and a million fake russian accounts creating fake hostess news

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

143 I understand skepticism but the constant insistence that only the gloomiest thing will happen is a little bit crazy

---

I'll type my response after I get through updating my Obamacare information.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 21, 2019 08:29 AM (xyung)

144 >>135 In blue states they are already erasing Columbus Day. It is not just Austin, I have seen the placards announcing closings etc.

In Brave New America, we're going to have value-free numerical designations for such things--holidays, people, offices, ethnic groups.

"On 7/15, 26W will occur. All Category 3 will not attend work at Agencies 56, 22, 19, and 88. That is all."

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:29 AM (Bdeb0)

145 We're Morons.

It's what we do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:26 AM (cqNba)


It goes a bit beyond that:
"Only the gloomiest thing will happen, nothing good!"
The gloomy thing didn't happen, the good thing did.
"That's still bad because they didn't go far enough with the good! Wail! Woe! Wail!"

I think if you find yourself actively searching out things to be upset about and depress yourself, then you ought to get off the internet for a few days and recalibrate your settings before something *actually bad* happens to you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 08:30 AM (hLRSq)

146 134 Everyone who touched and perpetrated this turd of a story needs a nice long time out.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

In Antarctica.
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:26 AM (705ib)


Kilauea...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 08:30 AM (zBaqJ)

147 "To put the argument at its most basic: a man can decide to be female, take hormones if required by whatever sporting organization is concerned, win everything in sight and perhaps earn a small fortune, and then reverse his decision and go back to making babies if he so desires. It's insane and it's cheating.

I am happy to address a transgender woman in whatever form she prefers, but I would not be happy to compete against her. It would not be fair."

-- Martina Navratilova

I am so glad one of their own, like Andrew Sullivan and the TERFs who recently met with conservatives in DC, is calling BS on all of this. This is the only way the madness will be curtailed.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 08:30 AM (W+vEI)

148 and a million fake russian accounts creating fake hostess news
Posted by: rhennigantx

And fake Hostess Cupcakes !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:31 AM (705ib)

149 Music shop owner feels 'unclean and dirty' doing business with hateful racist Trump deplorables...

There's a review on Yelp from back in October. Apparently the guy is a raving loon.

Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at February 21, 2019 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

150 Everyone who touched and perpetrated this turd of a story needs a nice long time out.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 08:25 AM (ymnmz)


And we would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those pesky investigators!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:32 AM (f3oO4)

151 * I have no issue with a day recognizing indigenous peoples/Native Americans/Indians. But on Columbus Day, come on now?
Posted by: Quint


I celebrate Native Americans every time I go to the Choctaw or WinStar casinos.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 08:33 AM (Y5LDn)

152 Pat Caddell did a good speech for Hillsdale ... someone here linked it the other day. It is useful for us, but also for any friends on the left that might need to be "red-pilled".


I introduced it on my FaceBook page as Pat being the youngest person on Nixon's enemies list. He certainly has the Dem bona fides, and might pierce the cold dark hearts of lefties that still have a pulse. (or the warmer hearted but ignorant).
this is YouTube ...


http://tinyurl.com/jsvekpz

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 08:33 AM (Cus5s)

153 >>I am happy to address a transgender woman in whatever form she prefers, but I would not be happy to compete against her. It would not be fair."
-- Martina Navratilova

"She?" "Her?" So...binary. So...hateful.

Navratilova thoughtcrime, unperson plusquick.

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:33 AM (Bdeb0)

154 "Ohio Music Shop Owner Posts Sign Turning Away Trump Supporters'
What, is that his hobby? What small business can afford to lose half their potential customers? He might get some virtue signalling points and a few one time purchases but he will lose a lot of customers forever. Some people will gladly shoot themselves in the foot if the Twitter mob approves.

Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2019 08:33 AM (MxEKc)

155 ore Noos; today is Thursday, February 21, 2019. On this day in 1842 John Greenough was granted the U.S. patent for the sewing machine.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:33 AM (mpXpK)

156 Music shop owner feels 'unclean and dirty' doing business with hateful racist Trump deplorables...

There's a review on Yelp from back in October. Apparently the guy is a raving loon.
Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever

So Bernie Sanders is the owner ?

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:33 AM (705ib)

157 Smollet perpetrated the hoax because he knew there would be a compliant, fawning media and Twatter mob who would accept it whole cloth- and they did. After all, this is the same Democrat media complex who day after day perpetrates lies, mischief and outright subversion on behalf of the liberal cult. They are nothing more than a vehicle by which Democrats attempt to distort reality and dupe people into believing reality and facts are what they say they are. This is carried out by consistently printing the lies across all types of media, sending out their liberal emissaries to repeat them and using their political arm to enforce them. It's beyond group-think. It's an infections cult hive-mind that seeks power in order to coerce and force their version of reality into being. The media disgusts me, and they are unquestionably responsible for the division and mayhem we see in today's society. They are not truth tellers, bystanders or impartial journalists. They are simply another cog in the Democrats wheel of despotism.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 08:33 AM (VpIIl)

158 And fake Hostess Cupcakes !
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:31 AM (705ib)

is not Hostess now Anfitriona

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 08:33 AM (JFO2v)

159 This is the only way the madness will be curtailed.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 08:30 AM (W+vEI)

\
I think you underestimate the power of madness!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:33 AM (f3oO4)

160 And fake Hostess Cupcakes !
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:31 AM


Ho Ho!

Posted by: Fake Hostess Treats at February 21, 2019 08:34 AM (DMUuz)

161 And speaking of far left goons trying to make a hit on Trump, far left communist Eric Swalwell (C-CA, CR 23) revels in front of a camera about how he bypassed Trump Tower in NYC seeking a place to get a cup of coffee. How about in your damned hotel room you lying asshole.


https://tinyurl.com/y4hmqalt

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:34 AM (mpXpK)

162 Fox's traffic court judge goes all out attacking Trump for his 'unconstitutional overreach on the Wall'. I say I deposit more stuff in my morning constitutional that know more about the Constitution than you.


https://tinyurl.com/y5g24yqb

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:34 AM (mpXpK)

163 Elizabeth Warren says a national emergency is not protecting our borders from people illegally trying to invade our country.
It's Climate Change, gun violence and student loan debt. God help us all if these people gain power back.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2019 08:34 AM (hECVl)

164 128 I understand skepticism but the constant insistence that only the gloomiest thing will happen is a little bit crazy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 08:24 AM (hLRSq)


Yeah, get back to me on that when Lerner, Holder, McCabe, Comey, Hillary, Corzine, etc and so forth are standing in front of a judge with their lawyers, seeking a low bail amount.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 21, 2019 08:35 AM (Z4rgH)

165 Our runaway tort system strikes again awarding a stupid woman $37M for so-called poorly designed seat belts. WTF do lawyers and jurors know about seat belt design? Our tort laws need to be severely redesigned. But personally, I would totally eliminate all tort cases and laws that did not fall out of a written contract. Get burned by a hot cup of coffee, coffee is supposed to be hot you clumsy asshole.


https://tinyurl.com/y4qjnatz

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:35 AM (mpXpK)

166 Ex-immigration court judge debunks that 16 blue State civil suit against Trump over 'The Wall'.


https://tinyurl.com/y53ouglu

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:35 AM (mpXpK)

167 looked up a story about the crazy Coast Guard Lieutenant, wanted to figure out how the tramadol figured in that story, since that was just weird - so it looks like he was also getting into body building (at age 49?) and in order to do that, he was buying massive amounts of steroids and tramadol online, and taking huge amounts of them together, and surprise surprise, the more of it he took the crazier he got.

so it's the story of a whacked out drug addict who made himself crazy and who loved to go online and spew his craziness, plus buy drugs, and all that shit got him caught.

It's really not much of a story, you can find something like it in any police blotter on any given day anywhere. The direction his self induced insanity took makes him interesting to the MSM, that's all.

But if he REALLY wanted to "do something", he should have listened to Tuco. "If you're gonna shoot, shoot! Don't talk."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 08:35 AM (V2Yro)

168 Big Chief Lyingwatha is not only a far left goon and liar, but she is also stupid politically. What she can run on in Taxachusetts will not fly in the 90% of the rest of the country. It appears she is running on a plank of the AGW scam, student loans, and phony gun control arguments. None of which have any support by most of the public.


https://tinyurl.com/yxqh8htx

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:36 AM (mpXpK)

169 It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll

Posted by: R. Raff, poet, handyman, raconteur at February 21, 2019 08:36 AM (DMUuz)

170 Communist Representative from RI lies with abound and keeps a straight face. He must have took lessons from Bubba and Choom. But this lie is so out there I don't see how he expects anyone to believe it.


https://tinyurl.com/y33opel7

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:36 AM (mpXpK)

171 >>149 Music shop owner feels 'unclean and dirty' doing business with hateful racist Trump deplorables...

The Deplorable Central Front just placed a blue pin on his location on the campaign map. Enough pins placed in proximity to him, and an OPLAN will be drawn up for his and surrounding coordinates...

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:36 AM (Bdeb0)

172 Music shop owner feels 'unclean and dirty' doing business with hateful racist Trump deplorables...
========

Oh, that's fucking rich. The guy is in Willoughby, OH - a little way out of Cleveland. Think small Midwest burg with nothing going for it. But it's everyone else who's unclean and dirty.

I should drive over there at lunch time and see what this clown looks like.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2019 08:36 AM (vg8iE)

173 The war on 'statues' continues by idiot SJW vandals. They attempted to burn a another statue in NC because the last name of the person was 'Lee'. But unbeknownst to them it was a WWII general. Hey you turds, life is hard. . .yada yada yada.


https://tinyurl.com/y39j6bb6

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:36 AM (mpXpK)

174 ABC News Swoons Over Bernie Sanders: 'He Made Democratic Socialism Cool!'. . .


As I said a few days on a different story, can anyone now doubt that the alphabets are in bed with the Democrats even going so far as to support a communist who ran as a Democrat and then dropped out of the Party.


https://tinyurl.com/y258xo9h

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:37 AM (mpXpK)

175 And here is what his communist buddy supports:


Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.) in 1985 praised countries where people 'line up for food,' calling breadlines a good thing.


It would be nice to know why idiot voters in ME keep sending this scum to congress.


https://tinyurl.com/y4k7fp6k

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:37 AM (mpXpK)

176 121 >>Music shop owner feels 'unclean and dirty' doing business with hateful racist Trump deplorables...

At least this guy is lining up early. The real hassle of the coming national divorce is the ideological malingerers that we have to wait for to openly declare their allegiance.

By their Crocs shall ye know them.
Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:22 AM (Bdeb0)


What a looney-tune! His dying friend tells him that life is too short to make everything political, so he turns his entire business into one giant political statement? Notice he didn't have the courage to show his face on camera, though. Oh, and that it's a music store is pretty funny, too...I doubt he can afford to lose customers to Guitar Center and Musicians Friend.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 21, 2019 08:37 AM (9Ni3Z)

177 I am so glad one of their own, like Andrew Sullivan and the TERFs who recently met with conservatives in DC, is calling BS on all of this. This is the only way the madness will be curtailed.

--

Regardless of where she falls on other issues, I do give a lot of credit to Martina for going counter to the tidal wave of vicious leftism that will try to eat her alive and leave nothing but scraps of flesh on her bones for daring to have a differing opinion. I know she's already had to apologize once. But what really needs to start happening is for the frothing mob to be told to STFU and FOAD. They need to be met with force every time they unload on anyone for daring to have their own opinion. What they don't deserve is an apology on any grounds for any reason.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 21, 2019 08:37 AM (JoUsr)

178 Kalifornia Kommunists are going after yet another new tax.


https://tinyurl.com/yytgwv7d

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:37 AM (mpXpK)

179 DIABLO Collins (CR 10) says she will back an anti-Trump resolution. No surprise there.


https://tinyurl.com/y5l9ghxt

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:38 AM (mpXpK)

180 28 Hmmmm. Nothing about Jussie this morning on network morning shows.

Robyn?

Gayle?

Savannah?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 07:55 AM (+fPHo)


There is no Jussie. There never was. To say otherwise is wrongthink.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2019 08:38 AM (VaN/j)

181 AGW scammers are going after toilet paper now. These people are totally insane. Perhaps we should look into restricting their gun rights.


https://tinyurl.com/y3kk2wh3

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:38 AM (mpXpK)

182 Get burned by a hot cup of coffee, coffee is supposed to be hot you clumsy asshole.

"Have you been to a doctor ?"

- Jackie Chiles -

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:38 AM (705ib)

183 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/y4u5kguo


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:38 AM (mpXpK)

184 175
And here is what his communist buddy supports:


Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.) in 1985 praised countries where people 'line up for food,' calling breadlines a good thing.


It would be nice to know why idiot voters in ME keep sending this scum to congress.


https://tinyurl.com/y4k7fp6k

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:37 AM (mpXpK)


Well, one kind of bread is enough.

The government loaf will be produced by .....Subway, of course.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 21, 2019 08:39 AM (ymnmz)

185 But the real victim of Justus "I Can't Even Spell 'Justice'" Smollett's fake hate crime is really... Donny Lemonhead:

"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch"


https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1098428867654561794

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 21, 2019 08:39 AM (O7MnT)

186 Re: VDH's column - "Beware of euphemisms. Radical changes in vocabulary are usually admissions that reality is unwelcome or indefensible."

Subtitle should be: and THIS is why Trump won.

Jeff at Protein Wisdom blog has for years and years argued that using their language pre-emptively cedes the battle (e.g. "pro-choice" vs. "pro-abortion"). I'm glad we finally have someone in the GOP who understands that.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 08:39 AM (W+vEI)

187 "AGW scammers are going after toilet paper now."

They want to take us back to mud huts and campfires.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:39 AM (H8QX8)

188 Well, Smollet has been charged for 'filing a false police report'. This is a felony in IL and carries a max three year prison term. I still say it will get plea-bargained down to a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Vic

If he pleas, cant that be used against him in Federal court

Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2019 08:39 AM (25Dt7)

189 Democrats are responsible for Smollet, because they need their hateful caricatures to be true. Meanwhile, I don't know a single person who feels that way or would ever engage in such an attack.


I may disagree with homosexuality- but that's my choice as a person of faith. I don't need to defend that anymore then a person needs to defend their right to be gay. We coexist and live together, often striving for many of the same goals. That's the essence of liberty and individual freedom. That Democrats have made people's life choices into some kind of divisive casus belli for the public, is a despicable distortion of reality.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 08:40 AM (VpIIl)

190 The States have not the power to do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 08:21 AM (V2Yro)


SCCJ Robberts: "It's a tax!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:40 AM (f3oO4)

191 AGW scammers are going after toilet paper now."

They want to take us back to mud huts and campfires.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

I wouldn't wanna wipe my butt with a mudhut.

Ew

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:41 AM (705ib)

192 181
AGW scammers are going after toilet paper now. These people are totally
insane. Perhaps we should look into restricting their gun rights.


https://tinyurl.com/y3kk2wh3

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:38 AM (mpXpK)

Look you are just going to have to shit in the streets and pick either toilet paper or bread, but not both. Either way you get one square a day.

Have I introduced you to my new secretary of commerce, Secretary Crowe.


Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 21, 2019 08:42 AM (ymnmz)

193 "But what really needs to start happening is for the frothing mob to be told to STFU and FOAD. They need to be met with force every time they unload on anyone for daring to have their own opinion. What they don't deserve is an apology on any grounds for any reason."
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 21, 2019 08:37 AM (JoUsr)

Yes, as true as true can be. But it NEVER happens. It's so simple, but we always fold.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:42 AM (H8QX8)

194 > far left communist Eric Swalwell (C-CA, CR 23)

So, which is the dumbest member of Congress between:

Eric SwallowWell
Maxine Waterhead
OCrazyHo Kotex

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 21, 2019 08:42 AM (0OWcv)

195 after reading JJ's link on Pat Caddell, I'm now certain DeepState murdered him with their heart attack "gun". He was too powerful a weapon against their cabal to be allowed to "influence an American election". That is DeepState's domain ... stay away or be murdered.


That is only half sarcasm ... maybe Pat had health issues on his own, but 68 is young, and he was a powerful force in getting Trump elected. His speeches will still be useful in advancing his populist American exceptionalism.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 08:43 AM (Cus5s)

196 Plea bargained down to: "We'll build a library with your name on it"!

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 21, 2019 08:43 AM (RuIsu)

197 > It would be nice to know why idiot voters in ME keep sending this scum to congress.


Because way too many New York and Masshole communists have infested what used to be a reliably conservative state.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 21, 2019 08:43 AM (0OWcv)

198 >>DIABLO Collins (CR 10) says she will back an anti-Trump resolution. No surprise there.


https://tinyurl.com/y5l9ghxt




Reminder: Daniel Greenfield had a column a few weeks ago on his Sultan Knish blog detailing how Somali refugees who came here illegally via the Southern border have overwhelmed and taken over the resources for the homeless in Portland, Maine, displacing local Mainers from these programs/assistance. I cannot believe Collins wants to protect them, but then again, it's likely more about her campaign donors. Shame on her for failing to do her part to protect her own state's citizens!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 08:44 AM (W+vEI)

199 191
AGW scammers are going after toilet paper now."



They want to take us back to mud huts and campfires.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice



I wouldn't wanna wipe my butt with a mudhut.



Ew

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:41 AM (705ib)


No campfires.....solar stoves. (A glass box with a mirror in it.)

Actually they really prefer you all to be dead of typhus and disantary and measles.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 21, 2019 08:44 AM (ymnmz)

200 I should drive over there at lunch time and see what this clown looks like."

You should! And pick out about $1,000 worth of stuff, the absolute best of whatever he has in the store, gonna be the best day he's had all year, take it up to the checkout counter, and then say "oh wait sorry, I just saw your sign about Trump supporters, I shouldn't have been shopping here, I'm sorry."

And then just walk out buying nothing. Bonus possibility - slap a quarter down on the counter and say "this is for your time and trouble, sorry for any inconvenience" as you leave.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 08:44 AM (V2Yro)

201 The Jussie story will die out soon, with a brief possible flare-up if and when the feds charge him.

It's inevitable. He seems to have plenty of money for lawyers, so that means delays. Many delays. And a long drawn out plea bargain phase.

It's the nature of news in general.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 21, 2019 08:44 AM (Z4rgH)

202 188 If he pleas, cant that be used against him in Federal court

Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2019 08:39 AM (25Dt7)

I don't know, laws on that kind of shit vary too much.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:44 AM (mpXpK)

203 "I wouldn't wanna wipe my butt with a mudhut. "

Go with option 'B'.

The flaming campfire stick.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:44 AM (cqNba)

204 The war on 'statues' continues by idiot SJW vandals. They attempted to burn a another statue in NC because the last name of the person was 'Lee'. But unbeknownst to them it was a WWII general.

--

Mindless idiots who know absolutely nothing about anything, roaming the countryside. Pathetic POSs.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 21, 2019 08:45 AM (JoUsr)

205 > Actually they really prefer you all to be dead of typhus and disantary and measles.

Lice. Bedbugs. Tuberculosis. Syphilis.

All the old standbys are making a comeback.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 21, 2019 08:45 AM (0OWcv)

206 Jussie thought he was sooooo much smarter than those Trump rubes.

Ha.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 08:45 AM (oVJmc)

207 I've asked the Horde these a few times but have never seen a reply (might have gotten lost in the shuffle) but does Uncle Sam or any of the three letter agencies have a standard per the book working definition of what a "mass shooting" is? I ask in all sincerity as I have seen what folks think it is, and I have seen contrasting definitions from different agencies (state and federal) so what I want to know is if there is a standard definition per federal US Govt standards on what exactly a mass shooting is..

*puts speaker phone on mute and backs away from the conference table*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2019 08:46 AM (8SR1L)

208 The war on 'statues' continues by idiot SJW vandals.
They attempted to burn a another statue in NC because the last name of
the person was 'Lee'. But unbeknownst to them it was a WWII general. Hey
you turds, life is hard. . .yada yada yada.


https://tinyurl.com/y39j6bb6

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:36 AM (mpXpK)

The Bruce Lee statue in Hong Kong should be safe.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 08:46 AM (n13/j)

209 > The war on 'statues' continues by idiot SJW vandals. They attempted to burn a another statue in NC because the last name of the person was 'Lee'.

On the other side of that coin, I see the statue of Karl Marx in London has been severely vandalized again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 08:46 AM (0OWcv)

210 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2019 08:46 AM (8SR1L)

Is the shooter a Democrat or a Republican?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 08:47 AM (f3oO4)

211 AGW scammers are going after toilet paper now.

--

Old Bits of Hoof futures to skyrocket?

Let's control and rule over all the things. But it's Trump who's the totalitarian dictator, right?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 21, 2019 08:47 AM (JoUsr)

212 The war on 'statues' continues by idiot SJW vandals. They attempted to
burn a another statue in NC because the last name of the person was
'Lee'. But unbeknownst to them it was a WWII general.


They'll want to ban Bruce Lee movies next.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 08:48 AM (oVJmc)

213 I thought the Morons would get a kick out of that toilet paper story.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:48 AM (mpXpK)

214 180
28 Hmmmm. Nothing about Jussie this morning on network morning shows.



Robyn?



Gayle?



Savannah?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 07:55 AM (+fPHo)



There is no Jussie. There never was. To say otherwise is wrongthink.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2019 08:38 AM (VaN/j)


NBC did a full lead report. Facts clearly stated, although done with all sourpuss faces, through gritted teeth. Look I'm no fan of the MSM but you can't just make up facts or ignore what actually happens.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 21, 2019 08:48 AM (ymnmz)

215 want to know is if there is a standard definition per federal US Govt standards on what exactly a mass shooting is..

A shooting in Massachusetts !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:48 AM (705ib)

216 Sander sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 08:48 AM (ymnmz)

217 Soon.

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2019 08:48 AM (NLLmE)

218 Actually they really prefer you all to be dead of typhus and dysentery and measles.

Lice. Bedbugs. Tuberculosis. Syphilis.

All the old standbys are making a comeback.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 21, 2019 08:45 AM (0OWcv)


Give Evolution A Second Chance!

Posted by: Comrade B Sanders at February 21, 2019 08:49 AM (f3oO4)

219 "On 7/15, 26W will occur. All Category 3 will not attend work at Agencies 56, 22, 19, and 88. That is all."
Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:29 AM (Bdeb0)

Good OPSEC.

And the designations will change randomly.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 21, 2019 08:49 AM (MwFQu)

220 205
> Actually they really prefer you all to be dead of typhus and disantary and measles.



Lice. Bedbugs. Tuberculosis. Syphilis.



All the old standbys are making a comeback.





Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 21, 2019 08:45 AM (0OWcv)


Rats on the westside!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 08:49 AM (ymnmz)

221 >>200 I should drive over there at lunch time and see what this clown looks like."

Ask him if he has any instruments "tuned to the key of Hate."

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:50 AM (Bdeb0)

222 > AGW scammers are going after toilet paper now

(Farmer in Indiana eyes his giant pile of corn cobs with pride...)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 08:50 AM (0OWcv)

223 Rats on the westside!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Bedbugs uptown?

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2019 08:50 AM (NLLmE)

224 Maybe we can get them to burn Spike Lee movies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 08:50 AM (oVJmc)

225 looked up a story about the crazy Coast Guard Lieutenant, wanted to figure out how the tramadol figured in that story, since that was just weird - so it looks like he was also getting into body building (at age 49?) and in order to do that, he was buying massive amounts of steroids and tramadol online, and taking huge amounts of them together, and surprise surprise, the more of it he took the crazier he got.

so it's the story of a whacked out drug addict who made himself crazy and who loved to go online and spew his craziness, plus buy drugs, and all that shit got him caught.

It's really not much of a story, you can find something like it in any police blotter on any given day anywhere. The direction his self induced insanity took makes him interesting to the MSM, that's all.

But if he REALLY wanted to "do something", he should have listened to Tuco. "If you're gonna shoot, shoot! Don't talk."
Posted by: Tom Servo

the contribution of drugs to his behavior will be buried like McVeigh's meth use.

Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2019 08:51 AM (25Dt7)

226 223 Rats on the westside!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Bedbugs uptown?
Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2019 08:50 AM (NLLmE)


Flotsam, flotsam, flotsam...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 08:51 AM (zBaqJ)

227 Sander sock off
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

According to him, we're only entitled to one each anyway.

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 08:51 AM (705ib)

228 In a remarkable show of restraint I walked past a neighbor's house with a "Hate Has No Home Here" lawn sign that was pushed so far forward it was practically on the sidewalk without tearing it up and throwing it on their porch.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2019 08:51 AM (koNhm)

229 If the left knew anything about history we would need to rename every other road sign. For now the fact that they know nothing of history precludes this, but there will always be someone who want's to gain favor, it is as old as the Bible. I would expect massive updates to Google Maps in the future.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 08:52 AM (n13/j)

230 there was a picture from Venezuela of big trucks blocking highways, allegedly to block the food aid being delivered. I guess it would look bad if America or someone else was seen as more powerful than the commie president.


They had food lines, but no guarantees the connected hadn't taken all the food before those in line for hours got anything. They must be running out of dogs and cats by now.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 08:52 AM (Cus5s)

231 "Ask him if he has any instruments "tuned to the key of Hate."

Stop at Chick-fil-a on the way, and take him a meal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 08:52 AM (cqNba)

232 Oregon on track to be the first state with mandated rent controls and will also be voting to let 16 year olds vote.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2019 08:52 AM (hECVl)

233 > Rats on the westside!

My brain's been batter.

Wait: I don't have one of those. My tramp stamp's been battered a lot, though. With baby batter, that is.

Posted by: AOC at February 21, 2019 08:52 AM (0OWcv)

234
Jagger seems to be singing "schvartzes, I can't give it away on Seventh Avenue," something like that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 08:52 AM (zBaqJ)

235 207 I've asked the Horde these a few times but have never seen a reply (might have gotten lost in the shuffle) but does Uncle Sam or any of the three letter agencies have a standard per the book working definition of what a "mass shooting" is? "

No, or at least not that I've ever heard of, probably because "mass shooting" is not a legal term at all, it's a media term. Since the media love to talk about it, spokesmen and the like indulge them because they get on the cameras.

The actual term used by any courts would be "multiple homicide" which is just 2 or more. And the method used to commit a "multiple homicide" really doesn't make much difference.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 08:52 AM (V2Yro)

236 Love-hate intersectionality:

Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-Tx.), black female Democrat.

Celebrates racism by retaining hateful Lee surname.

But black. And female.

But hate. And racism.

Abort, retry, fail.

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:52 AM (Bdeb0)

237 I've asked the Horde these a few times but have never seen a reply (might have gotten lost in the shuffle) but does Uncle Sam or any of the three letter agencies have a standard per the book working definition of what a "mass shooting" is? I ask in all sincerity as I have seen what folks think it is, and I have seen contrasting definitions from different agencies (state and federal) so what I want to know is if there is a standard definition per federal US Govt standards on what exactly a mass shooting is..

*puts speaker phone on mute and backs away from the conference table*
Posted by: NALNAMSAM


Supposedly, 4 or more at one time.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 08:53 AM (Y5LDn)

238 "Attention Working Americans: Democrats Want to Hike Payroll Taxes by $1.5 Trillion"
Https://tinyurl.com/y6cropmd
"Protecting that middle-class". Sure.Hello? GOP? Anybody home?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 08:53 AM (VpIIl)

239 Trump tries to stop gays from being murdered,gay magazine:"Iran really doesn't murder as many gays anymore"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/322347/

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 08:53 AM (BXMxN)

240 Kalifornia Kommunists are going after yet another new tax.
https://tinyurl.com/yytgwv7d
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:37 AM


PDRK Progressive (but I repeat myself) legislators want the CA AG to investigate why California gas prices are so high:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6sfm7wj

They're also proposing a new gas tax:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4fdeew5

Note that the second article is dated about a week later than the first.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 08:53 AM (DMUuz)

241 luckily Jackson is safe.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 08:54 AM (n13/j)

242 222
> AGW scammers are going after toilet paper now



(Farmer in Indiana eyes his giant pile of corn cobs with pride...)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 08:50 AM (0OWcv)


Corn cobs would be great if you are ever caught in the woods hunting with nothing but Kudzoo around.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:54 AM (mpXpK)

243 I don't think that Swallowswell has been invited back on TuCa since he accused TuCa ofbeing a Russian agent.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2019 08:54 AM (EZebt)

244 Rats on the westside!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Bedbugs uptown?
Posted by: eleven



Lookit me. I'm in tatters.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 08:54 AM (fuK7c)

245 The Bruce Lee statue in Hong Kong should be safe.
Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 08:46 AM (n13/j)


No way. Ever heard of ROBERT Bruce? And the
Confederate general's name was Robert.

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2019 08:54 AM (VaN/j)

246 238 "Attention Working Americans: Democrats Want to Hike Payroll Taxes by $1.5 Trillion"
Https://tinyurl.com/y6cropmd
"Protecting that middle-class". Sure.Hello? GOP? Anybody home?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 08:53 AM (VpIIl)


Had this the other day, but good to hammer it home.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 08:54 AM (zBaqJ)

247 btw, SCOTUS unanimously ruled against state forfeiture shit. Some good news.

Posted by: JAS at February 21, 2019 08:55 AM (KOCKb)

248 > Corn cobs would be great if you are ever caught in the woods hunting with nothing but Kudzoo around.

Better than poison ivy, for sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 08:55 AM (0OWcv)

249 Highly recommend the evolution article.

And then, within that article, the link to the pjmedia article about the German scientist and the treatment by Wiki and others of him.

And within that article the link to the Canaanite gene study and the misleading, biblically ignorant articles by "scientific publications" and "news organizations" about the study.

Or not.

Posted by: teej at February 21, 2019 08:55 AM (O/Ao+)

250
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 08:50 AM (0OWcv)


Corn cobs would be great if you are ever caught in the woods hunting with nothing but Kudzoo around.


Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:54 AM (mpXpK


CORN COBS!!!!!

Posted by: Shemp at February 21, 2019 08:55 AM (ymnmz)

251


Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-Tx.), black female Democrat.



Celebrates racism by retaining hateful Lee surname.


She should switch to 'Mohammed.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 08:55 AM (oVJmc)

252 @realDonaldTrump 6 minutes ago

I want 5G, and even 6G, technology in the United States as soon as possible. It is far more powerful, faster, and smarter than the current standard. American companies must step up their efforts, or get left behind. There is no reason that we should be lagging behind on.........

through competition, not by blocking out currently more advanced technologies. We must always be the leader in everything we do, especially when it comes to the very exciting world of technology!

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 08:56 AM (cF8AT)

253 Jagger seems to be singing "schvartzes, I can't give it away on Seventh Avenue," something like that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Jeebuz, JJ. He's singing "schmatas", because, you know, Seventh Avenue.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 08:56 AM (fuK7c)

254 Actually, Sheila Jackson-Lee has the surnames of TWO Confederate Generals.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 08:57 AM (oVJmc)

255 > She should switch to 'Mohammed.'

Or maybe buck the trend and switch to "Cassius".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 08:57 AM (0OWcv)

256 238 "Attention Working Americans: Democrats Want to Hike Payroll Taxes by $1.5 Trillion"
Https://tinyurl.com/y6cropmd
"Protecting that middle-class". Sure.Hello? GOP? Anybody home?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 08:53 AM (VpIIl)


Posted by: Comrade Lyin' Ryan at February 21, 2019 08:57 AM (f3oO4)

257 244
Rats on the westside!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless



Bedbugs uptown?

Posted by: eleven





Lookit me. I'm in tatters.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 08:54 AM (fuK7c)


How funny would it be if that were Bernies theme song or maybe the band could play him in with it on the Colbert Show or one of the other late night shit fests.

Super funny, but would never be done.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 08:57 AM (ymnmz)

258 226 Flotsam, flotsam, flotsam...





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 08:51 AM (zBaqJ)


Its supposed to be Flotsam and Jetsam

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:57 AM (mpXpK)

259 One square. One square only, please.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at February 21, 2019 08:57 AM (DMUuz)

260 >>Love-hate intersectionality:

Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-Tx.), black female Democrat.

Celebrates racism by retaining hateful Lee surname.

But black. And female.

But hate. And racism.

Abort, retry, fail.
- - - -

Don't forget to add Yale and UVa (founded by Thomas Jefferson!) into the cycle!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 08:57 AM (W+vEI)

261 230 there was a picture from Venezuela of big trucks blocking highways, allegedly to block the food aid being delivered. I guess it would look bad if America or someone else was seen as more powerful than the commie president.
___________________

After seeing the photos of those emaciated Venezuelan kids, you'd have to have a deeply dark soul to be willing to block food going to those kids, all so that you can keep your temporary grip on power.

Lunatics. Evil lunatics.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 21, 2019 08:58 AM (fqUgw)

262 256 238 "Attention Working Americans: Democrats Want to Hike Payroll Taxes by $1.5 Trillion"
Https://tinyurl.com/y6cropmd
"Protecting that middle-class". Sure.Hello? GOP? Anybody home?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 08:53 AM (VpIIl)

Oops!

The GOP can use my classic excuse again "There was nothing we could do, our hands were tied!"

Posted by: Comrade Lyin' Ryan at February 21, 2019 08:58 AM (f3oO4)

263 >>And within that article the link to the Canaanite gene study Posted by: teej at February 21, 2019 08:55 AM (O/Ao+)

Anthropologically interesting.

Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 08:58 AM (Bdeb0)

264 113: Snoreregard "I have no reason not to believe the women (Accusing Roy Moore)" Sessions is hopefully gone for good from the political scene, unless he is charged with being a part of the silent coup. He had to have known how tied up with the Clintons Roddy was.

Posted by: CN at February 21, 2019 08:58 AM (U7k5w)

265 117 Who gives a $hit? Trump ain't gonna win Jersey anyway. California is mulling the same thing but they haven't gone completely bat$hit crazy yet. They know that will be a two edged sword. bernie most certainly does not want his taxes released into the wild."

It's useful remembering why the Supreme Court threw out all of the attempts that were made to impose term limits on Federal Officeholders - the Official Rule is that the only qualifications on those who run for Federal Office are those found in the Constitution; States are not allowed to add any other Qualifications, not even if they have a unanimous vote in their legislature and the people pass a referendum with 100% approval. The States have not the power to do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo
-------------
Stuff you learn on the blog.. this I didn't know and will add to my knowledge bank. Thank you kind sir.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2019 08:58 AM (8SR1L)

266 258
226 Flotsam, flotsam, flotsam...









Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 08:51 AM (zBaqJ)



Its supposed to be Flotsam and Jetsam

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 08:57 AM (mpXpK)


Judy or Jane Jetsam?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 08:58 AM (ymnmz)

267 253 Jagger seems to be singing "schvartzes, I can't give it away on Seventh Avenue," something like that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Jeebuz, JJ. He's singing "schmatas", because, you know, Seventh Avenue."

Are you sure it's not Ciabattas?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 08:59 AM (V2Yro)

268 there was a picture from Venezuela of big trucks blocking highways,
allegedly to block the food aid being delivered. I guess it would look
bad if America or someone else was seen as more powerful than the commie
president.



Commies always use food to control the masses.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 08:59 AM (oVJmc)

269 253 Jagger seems to be singing "schvartzes, I can't give it away on Seventh Avenue," something like that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Jeebuz, JJ. He's singing "schmatas", because, you know, Seventh Avenue.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 08:56 AM (fuK7c)


So,nu? Both do exist on Seventh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 08:59 AM (zBaqJ)

270 Man who wipe bottom with one square have shitty hand.

Posted by: Confucius at February 21, 2019 08:59 AM (NLLmE)

271 "Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch"

OTOH, one thing we have learned from this is that Justus Smollett is VERY good at protecting his lunch.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 21, 2019 09:00 AM (O7MnT)

272 270 Man who wipe bottom with one square have shitty hand.
Posted by: Confucius at February 21, 2019 08:59 AM (NLLmE)


I'll knock with a 3...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2019 09:00 AM (zBaqJ)

273 270
Man who wipe bottom with one square have shitty hand.

Posted by: Confucius at February 21, 2019 08:59 AM (NLLmE)

It's more of an observation than words to live by.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 09:01 AM (ymnmz)

274
I want 5G, and even 6G, technology in the United States as soon as possible. It is far more powerful, faster, and smarter than the current standard. American companies must step up their efforts, or get left behind. There is no reason that we should be lagging behind on.........

Arrgh, we're not lagging. 5G is designed for high density environments - very small cell sizes with more paying customers. An excellent business model - worthy of the enormous investment being poured in to it. However, here in America we have something called 'space'; elbow room if you remember the song/cartoon. The business model doesn't close as fast in the US, hence less US investment.

Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2019 09:01 AM (25Dt7)

275 "Commies always use food to control the masses."

The old ways are best.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 09:01 AM (cqNba)

276 The trouble with the USCG whacko is that this seems to be a story the MFM can apparently beat to death for weeks without it blowing up in their faces.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2019 09:02 AM (VaN/j)

277 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 09:02 AM (IXZGh)

278 Man who eat Jussie Smollet lunch have Meatball Sammich.

Posted by: Yeah I got nothin at February 21, 2019 09:02 AM (NLLmE)

279 268 there was a picture from Venezuela of big trucks blocking highways,
allegedly to block the food aid being delivered. I guess it would look
bad if America or someone else was seen as more powerful than the commie
president.


Commies always use food to control the masses.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 08:59 AM (oVJmc)

And healthcare.....

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 09:02 AM (cF8AT)

280 Ever heard of ROBERT Bruce?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2019 08:54 AM


It was Robert The Bruce.

Why can't people properly include The in Proper Names?

Posted by: THE Ohio State University at February 21, 2019 09:03 AM (DMUuz)

281 No that I am secretary of commerce the one square ration will be repealed and we will institute the resealable Three Shell System.


Here, Secretary of Science Stallone will explain.



That is all.

Posted by: Cheryl Crow at February 21, 2019 09:03 AM (ymnmz)

282 One square. One square only, please.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at February 21, 2019 08:57 AM (DMUuz)

Captain Ramius, of the new Charmin class nuclear sub.

Posted by: Mainah at February 21, 2019 09:03 AM (THfbA)

283 AGW scammers are going after toilet paper now

(Farmer in Indiana eyes his giant pile of corn cobs with pride...)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Two reds and a white!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 09:04 AM (Y5LDn)

284 > Captain Ramius, of the new Charmin class nuclear sub.

Captain Rammy-Us?

Tell me more. I love a man in uniform.

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 21, 2019 09:04 AM (0OWcv)

285 271
"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch"



OTOH, one thing we have learned from this is that Justus Smollett is VERY good at protecting his lunch.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 21, 2019 09:00 AM (O7MnT)


I get Jussie tossed salad!

Posted by: Shemp at February 21, 2019 09:04 AM (ymnmz)

286 Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch"


But BUBBA's gonna toss his salad!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 09:04 AM (oVJmc)

287 OK, I'm suddenly fascinated by the Robert Capa saga and doing a deep dive.

This is tangential, but interesting:


The journalists were billeted in a 1920s country estate called La Malaguena, on a hill of the same name just south of the village; and Capa and Taro probably didn't get there until early afternoon, when the two- hour lunch break that combatants on both sides customarily observed would have given them the all-clear.


That's right. Both sides in the Spanish Civil War agreed to acknowledge Siesta.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:05 AM (fuK7c)

288 Instapundit had a poll the other day that 58% of black Virginians wanted Northam to stay.A higher percentage than whites.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 09:05 AM (BXMxN)

289 281
No that I am secretary of commerce the one square ration will be
repealed and we will institute the resealable Three Shell System.


Here, Secretary of Science Stallone will explain.



That is all.


Posted by: Cheryl Crow at February 21, 2019 09:03 AM (ymnmz)


Just to be clear, I have shot all the proof readers already.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 21, 2019 09:05 AM (ymnmz)

290 I have been sitting here laughing my ass off everybody is a roll today.

But if I laugh my ass off, do I need toilet paper?

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 09:05 AM (mpXpK)

291 287 Well,they were Spanish....

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 09:06 AM (BXMxN)

292 > Here, Secretary of Science Stallone will explain.

AKA Philly Sly, the Science Guy.

Motto: "Every bit as much of a scientist as Bill Nye".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 09:06 AM (0OWcv)

293 That's right. Both sides in the Spanish Civil War agreed to acknowledge Siesta.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

You needed time to purge your own.

Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2019 09:06 AM (25Dt7)

294 This is just my opinion, and even my opinion changes from time to time. The monuments should be curated and explained by historians. If something was put up to oppose Civil Rights, than that should be mentioned in a plaque or some other way. And monuments to those who were hurt by slavery or fought for the Union from the South should be considered. I am pretty pissed that mainstream historians (and I am thinking of some names) have not come forward to explain this and educate. It is right and proper that new monuments come up as people have changed views and opened themselves to learning more. How many municipalities have put up new CSA monuments in recent decades? I can't think of any but there might be a one off somewhere.

The point is that people have come to change their views in many ways. I doubt 1 percent of this country wishes the war went the other way. But tearing down monuments by mob rule is crazy and it only causes division when it is particularly not needed. Who harangued Clinton or Obama about monuments?

We are not a triumphalist nation. We don't bury our opponent's monuments and place ours on top of them. I think it is fair to reconsider some things, but that is done by teaching more history, not less. Our country is not divided because people know too much history.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 09:06 AM (n13/j)

295 294
This is just my opinion, and even my opinion changes from time to time.
The monuments should be curated and explained by historians. If
something was put up to oppose Civil Rights, than that should be
mentioned in a plaque or some other way. And monuments to those who were
hurt by slavery or fought for the Union from the South should be
considered. I am pretty pissed that mainstream historians (and I am
thinking of some names) have not come forward to explain this and
educate. It is right and proper that new monuments come up as people
have changed views and opened themselves to learning more. How many
municipalities have put up new CSA monuments in recent decades? I can't
think of any but there might be a one off somewhere.

The point
is that people have come to change their views in many ways. I doubt 1
percent of this country wishes the war went the other way. But tearing
down monuments by mob rule is crazy and it only causes division when it
is particularly not needed. Who harangued Clinton or Obama about
monuments?

We are not a triumphalist nation. We don't bury our
opponent's monuments and place ours on top of them. I think it is fair
to reconsider some things, but that is done by teaching more history,
not less. Our country is not divided because people know too much
history.


Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 09:06 AM (n13/j)


In my defense, I was born without balls.

Posted by: Ken Burns at February 21, 2019 09:07 AM (ymnmz)

296 The Robert Capa link does not work for me.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 09:08 AM (BXMxN)

297 295 In my defense, I was born without balls.


Posted by: Ken Burns at February 21, 2019 09:07 AM (ymnmz)

Or brains

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 09:08 AM (mpXpK)

298 Our country is not divided because people know too much history.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 09:06 AM (n13/j)


Common Core will be fixing that pretty soon!

Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 09:09 AM (f3oO4)

299 290
I have been sitting here laughing my ass off everybody is a roll today.

But if I laugh my ass off, do I need toilet paper?


Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 09:05 AM (mpXpK)


It has been determined that if your colon terminates at a sphincter that is free of an anal cleft you will be issued no squares.

Good luck.

That is all.

Posted by: Science Secretary Stallone at February 21, 2019 09:10 AM (ymnmz)

300 > Jeebuz, JJ. He's singing "schmatas", because, you know, Seventh Avenue."


Keno (the One True Source of Rolling Stones lyrics) says "schmatta".

Because, yeah, Garment District.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 09:11 AM (0OWcv)

301 there was a picture from Venezuela of big trucks blocking highways,

allegedly to block the food aid being delivered. I guess it would look

bad if America or someone else was seen as more powerful than the commie

president.


Commies always use food to control the masses.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 08:59 AM

---

Yep. stalin ordered millions of acres of crops burned when the Russians were retreating in 1941 so the Germans wouldn't get it. Millions starved to death as a result.


During the war it is estimated that about 20 million civilians died from starvation and combat related causes.


socialism kills.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 09:11 AM (JUOKG)

302 Hona Montana --- the ISIS war bride --- says US Taxpayers should pay for her therapy when she comes home.

Asked what she would expect as a reasonable form of punishment for joining the terror group and calling for bloodshed in the US on social media, she answered: "Maybe therapy lessons, maybe a process that will ensure us that we'll never do this again."

https://tinyurl.com/y55jba69

IMO, this scrunt's entire family should be on a Watch List

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 21, 2019 09:11 AM (O7MnT)

303 We don't bury our opponent's monuments and place ours on top of them. I think it is fair to reconsider some things, but that is done by teaching more history, not less.


I've mentioned this before, but it always fits here. I was in Rome last year and noted that there is a huge obelisk in a public space (it's right after you come over a bridge to the site of the 1960 Olympics) with MUSSOLINI DUX written vertically down it. (Dux would be Latin for Duce).

So I remarked to my companion that this was interesting, we were having a big Civil War monuments controversy back home and here you have a monument to Mussolini.

She said, "if we got rid of everything problematic in Roman history there would be no Rome".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:12 AM (fuK7c)

304 Hona Montana?

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2019 09:12 AM (NLLmE)

305 > Keno (the One True Source of Rolling Stones lyrics) says "schmatta".

And the next line refers to "wearing tatters" = rags = "schmatta" in Yiddish.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 09:12 AM (0OWcv)

306 I see the mad dash to Bedlam proceeds apace.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 09:12 AM (qIEV6)

307 It has been determined that if your colon terminates at a sphincter that is free of an anal cleft you will be issued no squares.
Posted by: Science Secretary Stallone at February 21, 2019 09:10 AM


But Secretary Stallone, the Washington State Judiciary has not yet ruled on the exact definition of "anal cleft", and we request more time.

Posted by: Lawyers for the Bikini Baristas at February 21, 2019 09:13 AM (DMUuz)

308 "The" is a very strange middle name. Just saying.

Posted by: JAS at February 21, 2019 09:13 AM (KOCKb)

309 The Robert Capa link does not work for me.


Linky no worky. Story is here:


https://bit.ly/2XasgTf

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:13 AM (fuK7c)

310 I see the mad dash to Bedlam proceeds apace.
Posted by: Anna Puma



Ludicrous speed.

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2019 09:14 AM (NLLmE)

311 Designate the Mexican drug cartels as terrorist organizations? They skin people alive.

Posted by: Xoo at February 21, 2019 09:14 AM (vhrlk)

312 "Asked what she would expect as a reasonable form of punishment for joining the terror group and calling for bloodshed in the US on social media, she answered: "Maybe therapy lessons, maybe a process that will ensure us that we'll never do this again."


Scheayeah, right sugartits.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 09:14 AM (cF8AT)

313 The USSR intentionally caused a famine in the Ukraine to counter an independence movement. It's was called the Holodomor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 09:14 AM (xfb67)

314 > She said, "if we got rid of everything problematic in Roman history there would be no Rome".

Mussolini also gave reproductions of the famous Capitoline Wolf sculpture to cities in the United States with Roman-themed names. Cincinnati is one, I know, and I think there are several others.

As far as I know, the vultures haven't descended on those yet, but give them time, I guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 09:15 AM (0OWcv)

315 310 I see the mad dash to Bedlam proceeds apace.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Ludicrous speed.
Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2019 09:14 AM (NLLmE)

They've gone plaid.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 21, 2019 09:15 AM (oFep+)

316 Keno (the One True Source of Rolling Stones lyrics) says "schmatta".

Because, yeah, Garment District.



Is there One True Source of Standardized Yiddish Spelling?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:15 AM (fuK7c)

317 Who is sending food to Venezuela? Are we? Good.
It doesn't make Maduro look good to block the aide and I suppose the soldiers are being fed. Otherwise they'd revolt too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 09:16 AM (AllCR)

318 USAA insurance is evil and operates in bad faith. They operate under the guise of helping veterans in times of catastrophe or trouble. Their bullshit commercials about cute veteran families getting help from them are bullshit.


They do no such thing. They steal your money and refuse to cover simple claims.


Avoid USAA like the plague.



Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:16 AM (LL1Be)

319 Ah, JJ you magnificent bustard! Your claws and beak rend the mizerable flesh of America's (and our) enemies! At the dawning you sail into the fray and cast fear in their every heart. Yea, they wail and weep and snot runneth from their chins. Or is that snot? Anyway, fight on for the horde, Brother!
Prairedog of the Eromero Band

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2019 09:16 AM (zLDYs)

320 > "The" is a very strange middle name. Just saying.

"I went in to audition for a movie. They said it was for 'King Kong'. I said, 'Shit, I don't mind being a king. Just change that motherfucker's last name to William or somebody. Sounds a little Chinese, that Kong shit.'"

-- Richard Pryor's "Mudbone" character


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2019 09:17 AM (0OWcv)

321 IMO, this scrunt's entire family should be on a Watch List

Did you see her raghead goat-fucking lawyer on tv?
Bastard probably keeps his clit-cutter in his kaffiyeh.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:18 AM (LL1Be)

322 IIRC, Stalin took the Ukrainian food and fed the Russian, leaving nothing to the Ukrainians.

Posted by: JAS at February 21, 2019 09:18 AM (KOCKb)

323 Never go full plaid.

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2019 09:18 AM (NLLmE)

324 Is there One True Source of Standardized Yiddish Spelling?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:15 AM


Are you meshuga / meshugge / meshugah / meshuggahna?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 09:19 AM (DMUuz)

325 Christopher Columbus discovered America. What did the indigenous people do?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 08:10 AM (lwiT4)


About the same as the indigenous people of Africa.

Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2019 09:20 AM (AMIL/)

326 325 Christopher Columbus discovered America. What did the indigenous people do?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 08:10 AM (lwiT4)
_________________________


They discovered smallpox.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 09:20 AM (xfb67)

327 I believe that the metaphors and imagery people use is a great window on their mind.

AOC reveling in "kicking to the curb" supposed "luxury developers" is of a piece with her threatening Don Jr with "Subpoena power" i.e. a window into the classic crap soul of the person Who Goes Nazi at the first opportunity.

Scrunt just can't wait to load the boxcars.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2019 09:21 AM (koNhm)

328 "Secretary of Science Stallone will explain.'' ...

we don't need toilet paper, we can use the three shells.

also from that movie, Taco Bell won the corporate buyout wars ... everything was Taco Bell. Looks like it will be Amazon instead ... or maybe also Google and a few others ... but then just one ... and it will be global and issue the currency. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 09:22 AM (Cus5s)

329 IIRC, Stalin took the Ukrainian food and fed the Russian, leaving nothing to the Ukrainians.
Posted by: JAS

Grass and bark, should have been enough

Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2019 09:22 AM (25Dt7)

330 They discovered smallpox.

Too soon.

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2019 09:22 AM (NLLmE)

331 Is there One True Source of Standardized Yiddish Spelling?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:15 AM

Yes, but it uses the Hebrew alphabet.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 21, 2019 09:23 AM (IqOTP)

332 Also,, within a week of PDT pushing for international decriminalization of Teh Ghey, Kenya is set to legalize Teh Buttsecks.

https://tinyurl.com/y394dkvh

So, maybe Jussy and Barky move back to the Homeland and start a nice B&B.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 21, 2019 09:23 AM (O7MnT)

333 I went plaid once.


Once.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:23 AM (bN6TL)

334 I believe Kamel Harris put Jussie up to the whole thing.

The timing was a little too coincidental with her "anti-lynching" legislation.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:23 AM (LL1Be)

335 303 We don't bury our opponent's monuments and place
ours on top of them. I think it is fair to reconsider some things, but
that is done by teaching more history, not less.





I've mentioned this before, but it always fits here. I was in Rome
last year and noted that there is a huge obelisk in a public space (it's
right after you come over a bridge to the site of the 1960 Olympics)
with MUSSOLINI DUX written vertically down it. (Dux would be Latin for
Duce).



So I remarked to my companion that this was interesting, we were
having a big Civil War monuments controversy back home and here you have
a monument to Mussolini.



She said, "if we got rid of everything problematic in Roman history there would be no Rome".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:12 AM (fuK7c)

Well said.

Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 09:23 AM (n13/j)

336 "I believe Kamel Harris put Jussie up to the whole thing.

The timing was a little too coincidental with her "anti-lynching" legislation. "

We just don't know.

Posted by: Andrew "Law 'N Order" McCabe posing in assless chaps with diploma and gun at February 21, 2019 09:24 AM (koNhm)

337 I believe Kamel Harris put Jussie up to the whole thing.

The timing was a little too coincidental with her "anti-lynching" legislation.
Posted by: mikeyG




My theory is he's an idiot.

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2019 09:24 AM (NLLmE)

338 326
325 Christopher Columbus discovered America. What did the indigenous people do?



Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 08:10 AM (lwiT4)

_________________________





They discovered smallpox.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 09:20 AM (xfb67)

IINM the theory now is the "natives" gave small pox to the Europeans.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 09:25 AM (mpXpK)

339 I have seen the picture of none other than Jussie Smollett front and center at a Kamal Toe event.

They know each other. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (bN6TL)

340 Christopher Columbus discovered America. What did the indigenous people do?


Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 08:10 AM (lwiT4)


They gave us tobacco, corn and tomatoes. Which are wonders of human directed plant cultivation.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (xxAFD)

341 I may be occupied when a response appears (I will check back), but I would like to ask a question that I've been puzzling about.

What is a basic, layperson-oriented, common-sense piece of evidence that supports macro-evolution? Even though I was taught evolution in my science classes, I am not aware of any evidence beyond, "this creature has this feature, so the feature must have evolved."

Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (4HMW8)

342 My theory is he's an idiot.

Posted by: eleven


Behold, the power of "and".

Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (LL1Be)

343 Look at NYT front page.
Jussie arrest is tiny hed, way below the fold.

He's been above the fold for three weeks.
Now he's not a big story anymore.

The Press: Enemies of the People.
They prove it to us every f*cking day.

Posted by: gp at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (mk9aG)

344 NOOD

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (mpXpK)

345 Nood art. No, not like that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (gC2IV)

346 I doon't think I can stand to read about the Vermont bill.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 07:56 AM (lwiT4)
+++

Me neither, Grammie.

Posted by: Flyover at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (B5K06)

347 1-2-3-4
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
And don't worry 'bout tomorrow, hey, hey, hey

Posted by: Jussie, getting back to grass roots at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (DMUuz)

348 Editorial in the Washington Post basically admits "We fell for Justus Smollett's hoax because its 'Theatricality' perfectly fit our Narrative."

https://tinyurl.com/yy4ct4kr

"That theatricality, and the timeliness of the political message, ensured the incident would catch the public's imagination."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (O7MnT)

349 IIRC, Stalin took the Ukrainian food and fed the Russian, leaving nothing to the Ukrainians.
Posted by: JAS at February 21, 2019 09:18 AM (KOCKb)


And made all the farms collectives which torpedoed their efficiency, reducing the country to cannibalism as Walter Duranty won a Pulitzer Prize for the Holocaust denying NYT writing about what a success story it was. Read Timothy Snyder's Bloodlands for what a planned humanitarian disaster it was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (y7DUB)

350 I'm actually in favor of DeBlasio's actions on Airbnb, but from the landlord's standpoint, not the city's.

If you're a landlord, and you're forced to not charge market rents because of rent control and rent stabilization, you'd be curious as to how much your tenants are getting that actually should be going to the legal owner of the property.

Something tells me that the law of unintended consequences will bite the tenants and DeBlasio in the rear, when all is said and done.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (iuFgi)

351 May Cadell's journey be peaceful. oh for the days of a decent dem.

Posted by: willow at February 21, 2019 09:44 AM (gLMhO)

352 *finishes reading the Capa article*

Wow. He was such a phony Fabulist. And a pox on those who have pushed this false narrative.

It also angers me a bit that combat engineers got slighted by Capa. My grandfather was one of those engineers at Normandy. He made it home after surviving every amphibious invasion from Torch to Normandy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 09:47 AM (qIEV6)

353 Thanks for the link Bander.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 09:55 AM (BXMxN)

354
***They do no such thing. They steal your money and refuse to cover simple claims.
Avoid USAA like the plague.***
***____***
Not my experience with USAA. I've been with them since the 1970's. Have had at least 5 auto claims and two major homeowner claims, all quickly and satisfactorily paid. And auto premiums did not go up after the claims even though two were my fault.

Posted by: Cosda at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (m4uqV)

355 ABC News @ABC
9m
JUST IN: "'Empire' actor Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and anger of racism to promote his career," Chicago PD Superintendent Eddie Johnson says.

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (BqBId)

356 CPD: actor upset about his salary smears half of country in attempt to get bigger paycheck.


What a fucking joke.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (+fPHo)

357 Smollet to get Tony, Emmy, and Oscar for his portrayal of a black gay man victimized by skinhead Nazi Trump supporters.

"It was the theatricality," one academy member said.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (+fPHo)

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/20/19)

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(Quite the beach.)


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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“We need to kick luxury real estate lobbyists to the curb and defend working people’s way of life. Skyrocketing cost of living is a national crisis that CAN be addressed. It’s not just an NYC issue - it’s happening in every US metro area.” Rep. Alexandria Occasional Cortex (D-Mars)


Quote II

“In terms of policy, I don’t have a lot of problems with what he’s doing. He’s a bit of a brat, I guess you could say. And that is astounding for people especially for people who come from the more liberal side of politics. They’re used to being the brats.” Kelsey Grammer


Quote III

"I think Bernie did an incredible service for this country in his campaign in 2016, and it fundamentally changed the debate. I think we’re in a new situation here. There’s obviously a different dynamic, and I think everyone should assess the current situation we’re in.

"I do not rule out any particular path for myself," Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. Bill De Blasio


Quote IV

The demand for racism has far outpaced the supply, so radicals like Smollett now use homemade alternatives. Taylor Day


Quote V

“If the U.S. armed forces made such short work of a hardened goon like Saddam Hussein, imagine what they could do to the soft and sybaritic Saudi royal family,” Max Boot

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Mercedes AA Class


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Fake stories can be propelled by fake surveys. The NRA calls out the Giffords Law Center.

Where it becomes a real problem is when those numbers used are false or misleading, and the National Rifle Association is calling out Giffords for using those kinds of numbers [emphasis NRA]:

In a 2/14/19 article by Julia Manchester posted on The Hill.com, the reporter says that “The Giffords Law Center, a gun control advocacy group, found in a poll one month after the Parkland shooting last year that 69 percent of National Rifle Association members expressed support” for gun control.


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You and I deal with people frequently that we don't care for. Yet we don't become unhinged and become complete assholes. Store employee becomes unglued at teenage customer.

After all the controversy, children are still being berated by grown adults for wearing President Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” hats.

The latest incident making the rounds occurred recently at a Vans store in Overland Park, Kansas, according to a video posted online by Ryan Fournier, the National Chairman for Students for Trump.

“Trump Derangement Syndrome is real,” Fournier tweeted. “A Vans store employee at Oak Park Mall, Kansas told a 14-year-old “f*ck you” for wearing a MAGA hat. Let’s get him fired.”

Just a guess. This little prick never faced any consequences for his crappy behavior early in life.


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Did you ever wonder why your car made a weird noise when just one window is open? It's That Damned Helmholtz Resonance! H/T Hank Curmudgeon


It can be as loud as standing alongside a Boeing 767 at takeoff. And it’s about as irritating as having someone thumping on a bass drum in the back seat. Whether you call it wind throb or buffeting or just plain annoying, it happens when someone in the car opens a single window at speed and it stops when a second window rolls down.

The phenomenon that produces this noise is the Helmholtz Resonance, the same principle that makes a bottle hum when you blow over its open top. It’s the interaction of the gas in a container with a single orifice and the other gases that are, um, passing over that orifice. In this case, the container is the car. The interaction between the two masses of air produces vortexes that compress and decompress the air, producing the throbbing effect. Hermann von Helmholtz, the German physician and physicist who described this interaction, died in 1894 and was thus unavailable for comment.


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Fake News? You decide.
The United States is doing pretty poorly in reducing emissions. For The New York Times, Brad Plumer and Blacki Migloiozzi, show the current status and what could happen if the U.S. adopted more drastic plans already in place around the world.


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Wired for negativity? No shit.

Maybe you forgot to turn your slow cooker on before heading out on your hike, you had to endure a traffic jam that made you 20 minutes late to work, or a colleague made a passive aggressive comment in a meeting. Suddenly every minuscule inconvenience, from misspelled names on lattes to missing the elevator door, seems like a plot to incite your inner fury.

When one small event throws a wedge into our day it can sometimes send us down a slippery, hours-long slope of exasperated huffs and cranky faces. But why is it so hard to shake the frustration or anger?

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Is internet dating killing the workplace romance?

In the 1940s, most people in a relationship in the US reported meeting their partner in one of three ways: through family, friends, or school.

But starting in the 1970s, as the share of women in the workforce rose, so did the ratio of couples who started out as coworkers. From the late 1970s to the early 1990s, nearly one in five US couples reported having met in the workplace.


I met the fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. on the job. If we met today I would be to frightened by the harassment rules/laws that are in effect in the work place.


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Shoe0nHead of course NSFW

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Rib eye steaks should come from a farm or a ranch and not a Lab.

A FUTURE IN which your hamburger is grown from animal cells in a lab is rapidly approaching. The idea is that by culturing meat in a vat, you not only cut down on animal slaughter but greatly reduce emissions, on account of cattle taking a lot of energy to raise and butcher and ship. That's not to mention their digestive systems venting a significant amount of the greenhouse gas methane into the atmosphere.

That’s the idea, anyway. The problem is that there’s very little data to back up the assumption that in vitro or cultured meat, as it’s also known, would be better for the environment than cattle. Scientists know the impact of that cattle; in the US, animal agriculture is responsible for around 4 percent of greenhouse gas emissions. But we hit a snag with quantifying the impact of wide-scale production of in vitro meat, because it, um, doesn’t exist yet.


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As long as our country has these type of people we have a chance. A young man with solid values. H/T Bitter Clinger

AUSTIN, Texas (KXAN) – A 7-year-old boy is going viral in a community northwest of Austin after he set up a hot chocolate stand to raise money for President Donald Trump’s border wall.

Jennifer Stevens says it all began when her son, Benton, watched Trump’s State of the Union Address on Feb. 5.

“He wanted to know about the wall so we explained what it was about and he (Benton) was like ‘I want to raise money for the wall,’” she said.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


Uncle Meat



February 20, 1980, AC/DC singer Bon Scott was pronounced dead on arrival at a London hospital after a heavy night's drinking. Scott was found in the passenger seat of a friend's parked car. The official coroner's report stated that he had "drunk himself to death", after suffocating on his own vomit. via thisdayinmusic.com



February 20, 1950, Born on this day, Walter Becker, bass, guitar, vocals, songwriter with American group Steely Dan who had the 1973 US No.11 single 'Reeling In The Years' and nine other US Top 30 hits. Steely Dan's 'Two Against Nature' won a Grammy in 2001 for Album of the year. Becker has produced records for Rickie Lee Jones, China Crisis and Michael Franks. Becker died on 3 September 2017 aged 67.via thisdayinmusic.com

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I enjoy f*cking with Mother Earth everyday.

Streaming is the most popular way people listen to music, but old formats like cassettes and vinyl have both seen an increase in sales in recent years. In fact, vinyl has seen a remarkable sales increase of 1,427% since 2007, selling around around four million LPs in 2018 in the UK alone. Since the popularity of vinyl shows no signs of stopping soon, this means that more non-recyclable discs will be manufactured – which could have a negative impact on the environment.


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Advance romance.

From the Drudge Report to The New York Times, sex robots are rapidly becoming a part of the national conversation about the future of sex and relationships. Behind the headlines, a number of companies are currently developing robots designed to provide humans with companionship and sexual pleasure – with a few already on the market.

Unlike sex toys and dolls, which are typically sold in off-the-radar shops and hidden in closets, sexbots may become mainstream. A 2017 survey suggested almost half of Americans think that having sex with robots will become a common practice within 50 years.

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Hey, I thought Orange Man was going to put all the gheys into concentration camps. 'Trump administration launches global effort to end criminalization of homosexuality.
The administration is responding in part to a reported hanging of a young gay man in Iran, Trump’s top geopolitical foe.'

The Trump administration is launching a global campaign to end the criminalization of homosexuality in dozens of nations where it's still illegal to be gay, U.S. officials tell NBC News, a bid aimed in part at denouncing Iran over its human rights record.

U.S. Ambassador to Germany Richard Grenell, the highest-profile openly gay person in the Trump administration, is leading the effort, which kicks off Tuesday evening in Berlin. The U.S. embassy is flying in LGBT activists from across Europe for a strategy dinner to plan to push for decriminalization in places that still outlaw homosexuality — mostly concentrated in the Middle East, Africa and the Caribbean.

“It is concerning that, in the 21st century, some 70 countries continue to have laws that criminalize LGBTI status or conduct,” said a U.S. official involved in organizing the event.

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Oh Lucy Alexandria, you have some 'splaining to do. Once again, do as I say not as I do.

Writer/reporter Luke Thompson divulged last week that Rep. Alexander Ocasio-Cortez, D-NY, set up her boyfriend, Riley Roberts, with an official house.gov email address, noting that he was “drawing a salary on the taxpayer’s dime.”

The self-avowed democratic socialistic was quick to dispute that notion, responding to say Roberts was set with the email account to access her Google calendar, which may not be entirely within House rules, given that they don’t appear to be married — the haste in which Ocasio-Cortez responded verified the accuracy of the boyfriend having a government email address.

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“Manifestly under the influence of alcohol to the point (police) felt she was a danger to herself or others,” So of course she is our Genius Award Winner.

Kilee Nicole Cunningham, of the 100 block of Indian Spring Drive in Hamilton Township, was reimbursed for the money lost in the machine but punched the glass on the game, police said. She was told to leave Blue Mountain Lanes in the 400 block of East Morrestown Road, but instead requested more alcohol, police said. When she was refused, she threw a cup of water in the face of an employee before heading out, police said.

An officer caught up to Cunningham and a man walking north of East Moorestown Road near Route 33, police said. When asking for identification, the officer noticed both smelled of alcohol, police said. Cunningham refused the request and after yelling obscenities, slurring her words and losing her balance, the officer determined she was “manifestly under the influence of alcohol to the point (police) felt she was a danger to herself or others,” police said.


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Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Our #LearnToCode fellow was out on holiday

The Wall of Fame This Past Week's Top Commenters


Top 10 commenters:

> 1 [565 comments] 'garrett' [79.35 posts/day]
> 2 [505 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
> 3 [484 comments] 'Deplorable Jay Guevara'
> 4 [403 comments] 'Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo'
> 5 [390 comments] 'hogmartin'
> 6 [381 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
> 7 [368 comments] 'Tom Servo'
> 8 [367 comments] 'Skip'
> 9 [348 comments] 'Anon a mouse'
> 10 [346 comments] 'Vic'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:

> 1 [251 names] 'Notorious RBG' [35.25 unique names/day]
> 2 [83 names] 'Duncanthrax'
> 3 [58 names] 'Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)'
> 4 [48 names] 'Meade Lux Lewis'
> 5 [41 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg'
> 6 [31 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'
> 7 [30 names] 'Hands'
> 8 [30 names] 'Little Donkey-Chompers Lupe'
> 9 [29 names] 'Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious'
> 10 [28 names] 'Soylent Green New Deal'


Thanks Duke!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Frirst!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (P96Ys)

2 Refreshing!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (kQs4Y)

3 st

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (SqKDB)

4 Meow!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (/n1y/)

5 Well done Ladyl.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (kQs4Y)

6 OMG I can't believe I was first!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (P96Ys)

7
Miley tastes her first (deep) fried green tomatoes tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (f1Vqw)

8 Nice picture on top, MisHum. Very scenic.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (SqKDB)

9 th

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)

10 7
Miley tastes her first (deep) fried green tomatoes tonight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (f1Vqw)


Oh yum. I love them.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (P96Ys)

11 Top Tenſt?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (CLcKT)

12 I went over to Babylon Bee and had to share this headline with you all.
Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men In Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-Infested Blankets

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (+lVUW)

13 No flag!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)

14 ONT. Now with less Shenis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (pUDQf)

15 Evening Horde! Nice pic MisHum. And congrats to Ladyl on being first. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (Y4EXg)

16 Skipped the content for top 20!

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (W2J+a)

17 Wow. Top 10?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (0tfLf)

18 12 I went over to Babylon Bee and had to share this headline with you all.
Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men In Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-Infested Blankets
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (+lVUW)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (P96Ys)

19 I got a Kaypro II today. Very neat machine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

20 15 Evening Horde! Nice pic MisHum. And congrats to Ladyl on being first. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (Y4EXg)


Amazing, right?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (P96Ys)

21 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (f1Vqw)

I know a restaurant where that is a standard appetizer. I need to get back there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (f3oO4)

22 HA! Funny MH!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

23 I put Steely Dan in the cd player in the Camry.

You go back, Jack, do it again

Hey Nineteen

FM

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (SqKDB)

24 garrett,
Dude.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (LL1Be)

25 Majestic.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (9fXnJ)

26 What's a matter, horn?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (0ogxh)

27 Drowning in your own vomit is pretty much definitionally a hard rocker.

Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (ZfRYq)

28 Workplace romance has become rather more risky. Asking the wrong woman out...or in the wrong way...can be a career limiting move.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (cRkMZ)

29 phew, not on the wall of shame!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (BJlbN)

30 Nicely done LadyL! For that you get a keychain!! lol.. seriously.. it will be on it's way soon. Got the goods today to make more.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (dUJdY)

31 22 HA! Funny MH!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

Are you saying I was thinking of you when choosing tonight's photo?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

32 Rib eye steaks should come from a farm or a ranch and not a Lab.

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HA! Sez you!

Posted by: Barky the dog eater at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

33 That is weapons-grade stupidity from Max Boot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (wYseH)

34 Incredible ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (P96Ys)

35 29 phew, not on the wall of shame!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (BJlbN


Not an 'ette like you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

36 Skyrocketing cost of living is a national crisis that CAN be addressed.
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You know a simple way to lower the cost of living in American cities? Arrest/expel the illegals.

Less demand, lower costs.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (cRkMZ)

37 30 Nicely done LadyL! For that you get a keychain!! lol.. seriously.. it will be on it's way soon. Got the goods today to make more.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (dUJdY)


I'm excited to get it!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (P96Ys)

38 My favorite part of the New Green Deal is where the laws of physics are repealed so it can work.

Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (6e1eX)

39 The Vans store retail associate who disrespected the 14 year old customer was fired. And quickly.

Posted by: Notorious Miklos at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (zCyNd)

40 Are you saying I was thinking of you when choosing tonight's photo?

Yes

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

41 It's the interaction of the gas in a container with a single orifice

Huhuhuh. You said 'orifice'. And 'gas.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (0ogxh)

42 The demand for racism has far outpaced the supply, so radicals like Smollett now use homemade alternatives
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What a great explanation.

I am still certain that the "Heil Trump" gang of white supremacists in Charlottesville were liberal plants. Just like "MAGA country" which nobody ever says but liberals, these guy had tiki torches and were chanting "Heil Trump" like complete liberal caricatures of what they need us to be, and they were naturally right there first in line for the cameras.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (h1jJh)

43 We went so quickly from "TRUMP GONNA NUKE EVERYBODY CUZ HE'S RACIST" to "Trump is a pansy who won't start any wars because he's a racist" that my head is still spinning.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (cRkMZ)

44 I would take Shoe on Head shopping for shoes.

Posted by: Notorious Miklos, ten more reps, dammit! at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (zCyNd)

45 Fried Green Tomatoes was filmed in Juliette, GA.

The Whistle Stop Café is still in business, and they have the best Fried Green Tomatoes, and their barbecue is pretty good, too.


Secret's in the sauce.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (SqKDB)

46 "Amazing, right?"
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (P96Ys)

Nicely played, darlin'. ...nicely played.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (Ckg4U)

47 33: Wonder why he's harboring such thoughts? And if so, why say it when you already are perceived as an asshole

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (U7k5w)

48 Digging reveals suspicious payments to AOC's boyfriend began during campaign as more damning allegations surface

Better hurry up the investigation.

They only have 12 years.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (LL1Be)

49 "I got a Kaypro II today. Very neat machine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc) "

Those were like the Osborne, right?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (icI8A)

50 I am still certain that the "Heil Trump" gang of white supremacists in Charlottesville were liberal plants.
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The guy who organized was a Dem - he'd worked for Obama.


I'd guess most of the people who showed up were what they seemed though.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (cRkMZ)

51
With this one weird trick I just Helmholtz Resonanced in my pants... ask me how!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (UFLLM)

52 Would you ever buy a sex robot?

Would you ever let someone see it?

What would you do if all the sudden you got a real date and she wanted to come back to your place? Would you throw the robot out the window?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (pUDQf)

53 "I'm excited to get it!"
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (P96Ys)

I've heard that phrase on numerous occasions.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

54 @42
I am still certain that the "Heil Trump" gang of white supremacists in Charlottesville were liberal plants.
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At the very least, it's quite likely that the guy in charge was. The SPLC's profile on the guy noted that right up until just before the 2016 election, he'd been a lefty.

Also, he apparently had some kind of personal feud with one of the city's politicans (the mayor, I think, though I can't remember for certain).

Posted by: junior at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Fp6vo)

55 46 "Amazing, right?"
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (P96Ys)

Nicely played, darlin'. ...nicely played.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (Ckg4U)



Awwww, Slap. I KNEW you'd be proud of me!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (P96Ys)

56 If we met today I would be to frightened by the harassment rules/laws that are in effect in the work place.

You'd have to be insane to go out with someone on the job today. Just the approach can be considered harassment, and if you do start going out, and the relationship goes south, she can retaliate by suing you and your employer for sexual harassment. (I have seen this happen in a company I used to work for.)

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (I2/tG)

57 Willowed


589 458 Did the Coast Guard actually issue threats?

Or did he say "What I'd like to do is. . . " like most leftists do when talking about Trump.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (AyNAw)

AFAIK or have seen, no specific threats, just research and desires, coupled with the weapons charges.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (t6MX/)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (t6MX/)

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

59 Another week not on the Wall. The plan is working.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (ffYR/)

60 I got a Kaypro II today. Very neat machine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

Heh. Real Men build their own from a Tandy kit.

Posted by: Miklos, punching cards over here. boss! at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (zCyNd)

61 Digging reveals suspicious payments to AOC's boyfriend began during campaign as more damning allegations surface

She's being thrown under the bus. It's too close to 2020 to put up with nut jobs.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (SqKDB)

62 Okay.. who let out the italians??

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

63 If we could beat a hardened goon like Adolf Hitler so quickly, imagine what we'll do to Ho Chi Minh and the soft Vietnamese.

Posted by: Max Boot at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (icI8A)

64 "If the U.S. armed forces made such short work of a hardened goon like Saddam Hussein, imagine what they could do to the soft and sybaritic Max Boot"

FTFH

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (CCON5)

65 58

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

What a tease.

Posted by: Miklos, glass more than half full at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (zCyNd)

66 My dad had an awesome 8 track of Steely Dan in his 240Z car. It was so fun

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (/n1y/)

67 What would you do if all the sudden you got a real
date and she wanted to come back to your place? Would you throw the
robot out the window?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Maybe say "Klaatu barada nikto" and hope for the best?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)

68 53 "I'm excited to get it!"
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (P96Ys)

I've heard that phrase on numerous occasions.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)


Uhhh, uuumm--in my case you can certainly take that statement a variety of ways.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (P96Ys)

69 Fake stories can be propelled by fake surveys. The NRA calls out the Giffords Law Center.

I took a couple of sociology classes in college. They benefited me in that I learned about surveys and polls. The wording of the questions, the methods of picking respondents, the number of people questioned, and many other methodology issues affect the results. A gun control advocacy group doing a survey about gun control is a joke.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (+lVUW)

70 Yup... I'll be scrubbing The Barrel for my lack of Close-Tags.

Sorry, Horde.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)

71 Sweet ONT - Thanks, MisHum!

And Big Sis with the Frist - WooHoo!!

Posted by: ibguy at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)

72 Title VII killed workplace romance.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (NWiLs)