Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/24/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

I acknowledge that students who are entering STEM (science, technology, engineering and math) fields must attend college. But for most of the rest, sending your child to college is playing Russian roulette with their values, character and even joy of life. Dennis Prager


Quote II

"A judge has no right to tell an independent media outlet to remove factually based content and commentary from a website, particularly since this website is my livelihood. As a former history teacher, I understand why the Founding Fathers insisted that free speech be protected in the Bill of Rights, particularly speech that some may find offensive. Protecting agreeable speech is easy, but our freedoms are put to the test when some find it to be controversial." Aidan Kearney


Quote III

"When your personal experience, and particularly your livelihood, is tied up in a particular pattern of the world, it’s really hard right to hear anybody say anything that appears to attack that or discredit it." Janine Parry


Quote IV

"Thanks. I will pass on this.” Former United States Attorney Andrew Luger

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We all know this. But it is worth repeating: Liberals are hypocrites.

Canada declared a national climate emergency on Monday. The next day, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave the greenlight to a massive oil sands pipeline.

The House of Commons, with strong support declared climate change a “real and urgent crisis.” A week before, Justin Trudeau proposed a ban on single-use plastics, which, if implemented, would be the latest in a growing number of bans on plastic that could put multibillion-dollar bets on plastics and petrochemicals by the oil industry at risk.

But Trudeau has never really stood in the way of Canada’s oil industry, despite years of platitudes about addressing climate change. That was clear on June 18, when he gave the approval to the Trans Mountain Expansion (not for the first time), a $4.5 billion twin pipeline that would run along an existing line from Alberta to the Pacific Coast in British Columbia.


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Last week we covered Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) pandering to the student debt holders. This week she is pandering to the gay population.

Elizabeth Warren has made a campaign of promising nearly every identity group in existence some form of monetary handout. Whether it’s race, age, or socioeconomic background, she’s got something for you. From reparations for the descendants of slaves to paying off student loans of millennials.

The media have taken this as a sign of just how serious of a candidate she is. You see, she has “plans” and that’s what really matters here. The fact that her plans are mostly nonsensical, not possible, and sometimes even harmful don’t play into the equation.

Well, Warren isn’t done yet. She’s got a new string she’s pulling on.

Gay reparations.


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U.K. schools continue to sing the SJW song loud and clear.

Ah, school days — those innocent days of youth. On second thought, make that “mostly innocent.” Kids who fought a lot or were found cheating faced suspension. So did children who acted up in class.

Students were never suspended for refusing to accept the politically correct notion that there are more than two genders, but times have changed. The Evening Standard reports:


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What's happening in Wisconsin? Time for the Manitowoc Minute......


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A dangerous hobby. A dangerous job..........Mt. Everest. (Language Warning NSFW)


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I have no idea if this has been altered, it doesn't matter as it cracked me up.

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(H/T: chavez the hugo)

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Once again The ONT is looking out for you. The best place to have sex................ And the answer isn't any room where you can get lucky.


When it comes to sex, most couples save their intimate moments for the bedroom.

But according to one doctor they should make more effort to spice things up a bit and move to different rooms in the house.
Dr Shahzadi Harper, an expert in menopause and libido, claims the best place to have sex is the kitchen.

While it may not seem like the most hygienic setting, she says there's one huge benefit to getting down to it in the room.

Apparently the kitchen is much better when it comes to burning calories.


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I can hear the SJWs and leftists crying.

When Kimberly Matte captions an Instagram post “suns out, guns out, buns out,” she mostly means it. The sun may be out, but she’s inside. Her buns are definitely out, because she’s wearing a lime-green thong. Technically, there’s only one gun out, but it’s an AR-10 battle rifle, so she’s still overdelivering.

Matte has more than 84,000 followers on Instagram and recently founded her own social media marketing and modeling agency. She grew up in Windsor, Ontario, one of seven children — a fan of skateboarding, dirt-biking, four-wheeling, soccer, and tree forts, and not of guns. The first time she held a shotgun, she was a kid, “65 pounds soaking wet.” Her dad and brothers thought it would be funny to let her shoot it. “They didn’t tell me it was going to basically rip my shoulder off,” she says. “I was like, I’m never touching a gun again.”

But then three years ago, she moved to Michigan to be with her American husband, who’d recently retired from the military. Now they shoot guns together, and arrange assault-weapon-centric lingerie photo sessions for Matte and her clients. She makes good money for her part, doing sponsored posts for brands both firearm-related and not — assault rifles one day, teeth-whitening treatments the next. For $100 and some free products, Matte will post a “selfie and shoutout” on her Instagram grid; she gets paid thousands of dollars per month for recurring endorsements.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 24 June 1973
Mario Calire, from American rock band The Wallflowers who had the 1997 US No.3 album Bringing Down The Horse. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On This Day: 24 Jun 1991
Frank Zappa took part at the concert 'Adieu Soviet Army', organised in Prague, as the farewell to the last soldiers of Soviet Red Army, leaving free Czechoslovakia (the Red Army had occupied Czechoslovakia since the Prague spring). This was probably Zappa's last rock appearance on the stage and it is recorded on the album Adieu C. A. (Soviet Army). via thisdayinmusic.com


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Prostitute, car thief and Genius Award Winner.

UNE 21--An Alabama woman has been charged with the sexual torture of a 25-year-old man who was “under the influence of GHB” and bound with duct tape when he was assaulted, according to court filing.

In a charge sheet filed this week, Jennifer Johnson, 36, was accused of violating the incapacitated man with a sex toy at a residence in Cottondale, a Tuscaloosa suburb.

Police learned of the March 19 attack when they discovered incriminating videos on Johnson’s phone following her arrest last month for possession of a stolen Honda Civic. At the time of her May 10 bust, Johnson “stated she was a prostitute,” according to a court filing.

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Attending a professional sporting event as a child is a pretty special event. It is even more special when you get to meet your "idol". Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Albert Pujols and the Angels went home with a loss in Thursday’s contest against the Blue Jays, but the future Hall of Famer took time after the game to make sure one young fan went home a winner.

Nico, a child with Down syndrome, was wearing Pujols’s jersey in the crowd. And as the Angels came together following the game, Pujols appeared to notice him in the stands down the first-base line.

That’s when Pujols jogged over to Nico, pulled off his jersey and signed it prior to presenting it to the fan.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Dictionary Industry.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 6-23-2019


Top 10 commenters:
1 [461 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor' [64.71 posts/day]
2 [431 comments] 'Commissar Hrothgar'
3 [428 comments] 'Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo'
4 [376 comments] 'ace'
5 [363 comments] 'Barry O.'
6 [353 comments] 'Lurking Lurker'
7 [321 comments] 'Axeman'
8 [307 comments] 'Skip'
9 [295 comments] 'Anon a mouse'
10 [286 comments] 'Deplorable Jay Guevara'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [354 names] 'Barry O.' [49.69 unique names/day]
2 [83 names] 'Axeman'
3 [42 names] 'The ARC of History!'
4 [33 names] 'My Pimp Shot My Dealer'
5 [27 names] 'Bandersnatch'
6 [27 names] 'Duncanthrax'
7 [26 names] 'ace'
8 [25 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
9 [25 names] 'Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless'
10 [24 names] 'Lurking Lurker'


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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. This ONT has been genetically modified.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:08 PM




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1 Good evening, fellow Hordelings!

Posted by: ibguy at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)

2 Huzzah! ONT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (u82oZ)

3 Damn

Posted by: Ha at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (MAstk)

4 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (wgV7k)

5 Fifth?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 24, 2019 10:09 PM (5+J7M)

6 I'll act like I've been here before. *Lays the football down in the endzone.*

Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 24, 2019 10:09 PM (w7U7L)

7 I Am Iron Man!

Posted by: Black Sabbath at June 24, 2019 10:09 PM (I2/tG)

8 A dark avenger, the ghost of an old friend, and a deadly fight in the middle of the dark jungle. Robert E. Howard's "The Return of Sir Richard Grenville"

https://tinyurl.com/RichardGrenville

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 24, 2019 10:09 PM (vpbzv)

9 snipers everywhere

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:09 PM (dm05u)

10 Heck. Tackled on the one-yard line.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 24, 2019 10:09 PM (w7U7L)

11 I'm feeling a bit grey tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:10 PM (AZxMX)

12 Top 13

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 10:10 PM (tH5fk)

13 Well, I am out of town 2 time zones west of home. Haven't eaten dinner and here comes the ONT.

This damned cold must be messing with my situational awareness.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2019 10:10 PM (OhN2v)

14 Nailed it.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 10:10 PM (tH5fk)

15 students who are entering STEM (science, technology, engineering and math) fields must attend college. But for most of the rest, sending your child to college is playing Russian roulette with their values, character and even joy of life.

Meh, several would attest I was born without values and character, and as for joy of life... I suppose I still have books.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)

16 Denny Crane.

Posted by: Denny Crane at June 24, 2019 10:11 PM (+dsLj)

17 2 [431 comments] 'Commissar Hrothgar'

I'm back, watch out Horde!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:11 PM (AZxMX)

18 Trudeau only approved the Trans Mountain expansion because he thought it was a bill to help obese trannies in rural Canada.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 24, 2019 10:12 PM (vpbzv)

19 I graduated with a degree in computer science which is why I don't know any programming languages or how to use a computer.

I work in sanitation engineering now!

Posted by: I'm a very model of a major model college graduate at June 24, 2019 10:12 PM (+dsLj)

20 Jennifer Johnson

she seems nice.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)

21 Hey everybody!

Thank God for panties. I almost saw AOC's cooter!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 10:13 PM (miE9U)

22 There once was a moron named Hrothgar

Who said I'm back watch out horde

....

Yadda Yadda

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 10:13 PM (tH5fk)

23 Ooooh, a rare Ace appearance on the wall of shame.

G'evening, morons. I hate west coast games. Game just started and I have to work tomorrow...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:13 PM (echjQ)

24 ace at #4?

That guy needs to get a life.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 10:14 PM (WxXNZ)

25 That pic of Chiquita Krushchev is...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 24, 2019 10:14 PM (wgV7k)

26 AOC is exhibiting a good bit of ... flexibility.

I am intrigued.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has an Izzy at June 24, 2019 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

27 I missed the food thread this weekend, so apologies, but I have a question for the Horde tonight: How in the world do you pronounce "gruyere"???

I've heard there are three common pronunciations:

- "groy - yair"
- "grew-year"
- "cheez-wizz"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 10:15 PM (miE9U)

28 And the Head Ewok makes *both* lists.

#Winning!

And thanks for another fun ONT, MisHum.

Also, GREAT news out of England: a judge has overruled the state's mandatory abortion of a disabled woman's child.

Posted by: ibguy at June 24, 2019 10:15 PM (EHVbt)

29 Ohhhh, top ten!

Yeah!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 10:15 PM (6qErC)

30 Also, if Warren decides to print our way to student loan forgiveness, or if Sanders decides to pass a Tobin Tax to do the same, I am going to demand reparations. I worked my ass off to pay off my student loans. If those who didn't get theirs taken care of by the Taxpayer Fairy, I damn well want a refund.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:16 PM (echjQ)

31 I hope you have a large format camera, Doc.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 24, 2019 10:16 PM (WxXNZ)

32 Ace with the fourth most comments on his own site? What a loser!

(Please don't hit me again)

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 10:16 PM (uR+Od)

33 There once was a moron named Hrothgar
Who said I'm back watch out horde
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Yadda Yadda

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 10:13 PM (tH5fk)

Where the heck is Muldoon when you really need him?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:17 PM (AZxMX)

34 Pic is definitely altered - that's an ancient picture.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 10:17 PM (uR+Od)

35 32 Ace with the fourth most comments on his own site? What a loser!

(Please don't hit me again)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 10:16 PM (uR+Od)

You forgot your sarc tag?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

36 Ok the rectal photography thing made me laugh. Can't believe someone actually hung that up in the window.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:17 PM (jm1YL)

37 Regarding the Occasional Cortex photo: She actually looks like she's having fun.

But, because she's gone full SJW leftist, well, she's now a humorless scold.

Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 10:17 PM (WEBkv)

38 Also, GREAT news out of England: a judge has overruled the state's mandatory abortion of a disabled woman's child.
Posted by: ibguy at June 24, 2019 10:15 PM (EHVbt)
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That decision was absolutely chilling. Horrifying. This got overturned. How many didn't? Will the next one?

There are just so many reasons to disempower the government as the default position. Government is useful and necessary in *very* small doses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:17 PM (echjQ)

39 I saw AOC open for Primus in Bartertown.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 10:18 PM (tH5fk)

40 Also, I've been rude. Thanks for lovely ONT as usual, MisHum!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:18 PM (echjQ)

41 ''I saw AOC open for Primus in Bartertown.''

An early thread winner. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:19 PM (jm1YL)

42 Evening All

Posted by: wing at June 24, 2019 10:19 PM (JFzNN)

43 boulder t'hobo

I thought you were the darling of the Catholic ladies group??

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 10:19 PM (u82oZ)

44 40 Also, I've been rude. Thanks for lovely ONT as usual, MisHum!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:18 PM (echjQ)


You're welcome.
I hadn't noticed any rudeness.
Should I keep my eyes open?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

45 I just figured out who the latest cuckoo what got mind raped by Trump looks like - Glenn Close in Dam Liaisons at the end, stripped of wig and make up

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:19 PM (dm05u)

46 But, because she's gone full SJW leftist, well, she's now a humorless scold.

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I bet she doesn't shave down there either.

Posted by: Vagina Inspector #538 of the Trans Mountain Local Chapter #9 at June 24, 2019 10:20 PM (+dsLj)

47 Turtleboy! I wonder if this is the first Turtleboy appearance on the ONT.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 10:20 PM (ed8K1)

48 AOC -- Scary Hairy or no?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

49 She's wearing her grammie's knickers...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 24, 2019 10:20 PM (wgV7k)

50 WTF? How am I in the top 10 socks?
Yo no comprende senor.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:21 PM (FiUMj)

51 I acknowledge that students who are entering STEM (science, technology, engineering and math) fields must attend college. But for most of the rest, sending your child to college is playing Russian roulette with their values, character and even joy of life. Dennis Prager

He's absolutely right. A motivated student can study literature, history, philosophy, English, whatever on his own.

It's tough to do the same with STEM subjects, certainly initially, and it would take the student inordinately long to get up to speed.

Why do I say that? Because STEM subjects typically compound intellectually very quickly, by which I mean that having any chance of grasping next week's material will necessitate mastering this week's material. If you fall behind, pretty soon you're dragged behind and can never catch up.

For example, if a student fails to master this week's material on the nomenclature of organic compounds, he'll be dead meat next week when the lecturer starts talking about, say, alpha,beta-unsaturated ketones and does not draw the structures.

In math, if you don't have a stranglehold on, say, differentiation, you're dead meat when Lagrange multipliers comes up.

This is my conjecture on why people don't like STEM subjects, and/or consider them difficult. There's no point in cramming the night before a test; if you haven't kept up, you might as well go party that night, because there is NO WAY you can possibly master a term's worth of material in a night. No one can do that.

Contrast that with, say, literature. You can dip into literature here and there, as you like, without adverse consequences, because there is no comparable conceptual progression in literature as there is in STEM. The night before a test, you can dip into some of the assigned texts, get some idea of the plot and the major characters, and bullshit your way through if necessary.

(Full disclosure: I minored in literature, although I did not have recourse to the strategy outlined above.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 10:21 PM (pg90N)

52 are men scared of bush?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:21 PM (dm05u)

53 Also, GREAT news out of England: a judge has overruled the state's mandatory abortion of a disabled woman's child.
Posted by: ibguy at June 24, 2019 10:15 PM (EHVbt)


Do they do little press statements outside the courthouse in England? What on earth would the losing side say in that case? "This isn't over. We won't rest. We will kill, sooner or later."

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 10:21 PM (t+qrx)

54 It looks like George Bush II in the background and this is a modern picture of the face of Sandy. It's a photoshop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2019 10:22 PM (ivkO2)

55 Definitely has got the full pelt going on in there...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 24, 2019 10:22 PM (wgV7k)

56 I don't actually find AOC attractive, so that's not where this is coming from, but I think she'd be a pretty decent, ok person if it weren't for politics. It ruins the people in it, it ruins the people that feed off of it and exploit it, and screws up a lot of the people that just follow it. A malevolent thought virus.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 24, 2019 10:22 PM (l6b3d)

57 That AOC pic is fake.

Dubya is on TV which means this is at the latest 2008. Which means she was 11 years younger than she is today (at least) yet somehow looks just like she does today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:22 PM (FiUMj)

58 Should I keep my eyes open?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)


Probably not the rectal one.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 10:23 PM (t+qrx)

59 There are just so many reasons to disempower the government as the default position. Government is useful and necessary in *very* small doses.

This was the argument of CS Lewis and of Charles I before him.

Yeah, having some obnoxious midget like Charles in charge means you don't get a say in policy. Right, then; how about Oliver Cromwell. Or how about the Levellers.

Your vote now counts... and so do the votes of SJWs. Who are more motivated to get involved, because they are more virtuous. They are on a holy crusade. You... you're just some deplorable.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)

60 Thanks MisHum, evening everyone. Good start to the evening. Had a semi drive down the street and tore a branch at least a foot thick off a tree with wires. Just now a shitload of coppers waving me away acting serious all over. Hauled off a few people. Come to Crook County, safer than the DR! I think it may be a good idea to get that shotgun.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 10:23 PM (K22Va)

61 You're welcome.
I hadn't noticed any rudeness.
Should I keep my eyes open?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
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It's an ONT. Prolly won't have to wait long

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:23 PM (echjQ)

62 Speaking of SJWs, on Big Little Lies last night, the upscale parents of the mythical suburb all went apesh*t because the teachers were scaring the hell out of the little 2nd graders about climate change. Kids cried all night thinking the Earth was about to implode.
And the story seemed to support their outrage!
Can it finally be happening?

Posted by: pj at June 24, 2019 10:23 PM (qlTN9)

63 are men scared of bush?

Depends. There's bush and there's bush.

Demi Moore had nice bush.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 10:23 PM (tH5fk)

64 Keep that line moving! We only got 12 more years!

Posted by: Guy Holding Up AOC at June 24, 2019 10:24 PM (geIq4)

65 >>are men scared of bush?


They've got that one good song.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (WxXNZ)

66 49 She's wearing her grammie's knickers...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 24, 2019 10:20 PM (wgV7k)

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Depends

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (9SkN+)

67 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thank you for the Manitowoc Minute, the top Colorado vista (Looks like in the Collegiate Range, but I'm probably wrong), and AOC.

I could have been a congressperson, thing skanks and low-lifes everywhere.

Finally, are you glad you don't have that vision plan?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

68 AOC picture must be real. Even Bush is impressed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (dUJdY)

69 57 That AOC pic is fake.

..


That pic has been photoshopped and used to death.

Posted by: Ha at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (MAstk)

70 Ace socked 26 names a day?

I'd love to know which ones.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (PHotS)

71 No college degree = hard to get good job.

Yes there are exceptions. Bill Gates and the guy you know with a 6th grade education that is worth $12M because he started a chain of tire stores at 17.

But for the average person, they will make less money in their lives without a degree than with one.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (FiUMj)

72 Your vote now counts... and so do the votes of SJWs. Who are more motivated to get involved, because they are more virtuous. They are on a holy crusade. You... you're just some deplorable.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)
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The point of the administrative state is to ensure that *nobody's* vote matters. Much easier to just back it to the rafters with aligned bureaucrats and then maintain the vote because it doesn't matter much in the grand scheme of things.

It also why, despite his tremendous efforts, Trump will probably be unable to "drain the swamp." He'd have to do an inverse decimation of every agency.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (echjQ)

73 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 10:21 PM (pg90N)

agreed
told my kids the only stuff worth studying in college is stuff that's impossible to learn on their own

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:26 PM (dm05u)

74 58 Should I keep my eyes open?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

Probably not the rectal one.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 10:23 PM (t+qrx)

Thanks for the chuckle Mr. hogmartin

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

75 Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon! at June 24, 2019 10:26 PM (z2xIo)

76 >>are men scared of bush?

They've got that one good song.
Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (WxXNZ)


And the baked beans. I guess people like those.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 10:26 PM (t+qrx)

77
That pic has been photoshopped and used to death.
Posted by: Ha at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (MAstk)

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The original was a candid shot from Hillary's campaign plane.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:26 PM (9SkN+)

78 Aw, you don't need to be scared of me. If you get to know me, I'm a real pussy.

Pussycat! I meant to say pussycat!

Posted by: Jeb! Bush at June 24, 2019 10:27 PM (ed8K1)

79 lol NaCly Dog. What was it Julian said about his ancestor Constantine? The reason Constantine became Christian is because he'd screwed over so many Romans that no respectable [Roman] god would forgive him.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

80 Photo up top is lovely. Still, every time I see one of those I immediately start wondering how many grizzly bears are hiding behind the trees. Never mind. I see there's snow on the ground so they're still tucked up in their dens. Safe to wander and take in the beautiful view.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:27 PM (jm1YL)

81 71 No college degree = hard to get good job.

Yes there are exceptions. Bill Gates and the guy you know with a 6th grade education that is worth $12M because he started a chain of tire stores at 17.

But for the average person, they will make less money in their lives without a degree than with one.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (FiUMj)


You can walk away from a Tech School for a micro-fraction of what a public university costs. And make a good living.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

82 But for the average person, they will make less money in their lives without a degree than with one.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:25 PM (FiUMj)
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Yup. Ever since they made aptitude testing by employers essentially illegal, the "college degree" became a proxy. It's more than possible to go upside down on the transaction now, though. It is so damn expensive that job training and going blue-collar may well put you ahead of the six-figure liberal arts major.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:27 PM (echjQ)

83 I don't actually find AOC attractive, so that's not where this is coming from, but I think she'd be a pretty decent, ok person if it weren't for politics.

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Depends on whether her leftarded idiocy is also what drives that wide eyed donkey chomping batshit insane look of hers.

I think there's something to it, I've seen before and after shots of young women who were pretty before they got sucked into leftist dementia, and how they look now. Shocking and incredibly disturbing.

Leftism is a mental and physical disease.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 24, 2019 10:28 PM (+dsLj)

84 >>No college degree = hard to get good job.


Not in the trades.

Which are, generally speaking, better than most jobs.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 10:28 PM (WxXNZ)

85 Nowadays AOC's face looks like a Zanti misfit.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at June 24, 2019 10:28 PM (AZTb0)

86 80 Photo up top is lovely. Still, every time I see one of those I immediately start wondering how many grizzly bears are hiding behind the trees.

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If you show them love, they'll show you love right back.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at June 24, 2019 10:28 PM (9SkN+)

87 Thanks for the chuckle Mr. hogmartin
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)


Any time. Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 10:29 PM (t+qrx)

88 If you show them love, they'll show you love right back.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at June 24, 2019 10:28 PM (9SkN+)
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Damn, that's dark. Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:29 PM (echjQ)

89 Did Trump rape anyone today?

Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo at June 24, 2019 10:29 PM (mwfMd)

90 Re: Quote II:

As an erstwhile Reason subscriber: fuck 'em. They'll whine about the government censor because it's safe, and then defend the corporate one, because it's not.

Hell, just look at rap music over the last 15 years.

In 2003, Westside Connection took serious heat for releasing an album called "Terrorist Threats" with  this lyric from "Lights Out..." 

"Here comes the young Osama
With that al-Qaeda drama."

Now, don't get me wrong... that wasn't cool. It's still too soon for that joke, much less a year and a half after. But it was edgy, and transgressive, and WC was yuuuge... people were bumping their raps on five continents. It pissed off a lot of people (myself included, and I was a fan).

Back then, nothing was off limits in rap, and everybody - everybody - was fair game.

Rap is now completely PC. It's pathetic. 

Can you imagine a rapper bashing gays every other song like Eminem? Or advocating outlawing abortion, or flat-out demanding street justice death penalties for men and women who get abortions, like Geto Boys? No.

For instance, the only song I can think of that mentions gays is the horribly lame "Same Love" by that sad weenie Macklemore. 

Even rap has necrotic soy-dick. 

Anyone who has anything controversial to say, even big stars, better STFU if they want to keep a job.

Free speech is a dead letter, and the government was able to pull that off without lifting a finger. The enemy is us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 10:29 PM (5aX2M)

91 There once was a moron named Hrothgar
Who most assuredly would go far
He said "I'm back Horde!"
You'll never get bored
But limericks only get you so far!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM (AZxMX)

92 You can walk away from a Tech School for a micro-fraction of what a public university costs. And make a good living.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

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One word: Massage school

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM (9SkN+)

93 83 I think there's something to it, I've seen before and after shots of young women who were pretty before they got sucked into leftist dementia, and how they look now. Shocking and incredibly disturbing.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 24, 2019 10:28 PM (+dsLj)


Faces Of Marx would make a really good meme.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM (ed8K1)

94 When you go to the doctor, you get a lollipop.

When you go to the eye doctor, you get eye candy.

Now, thanks to advances in candy-making technology, you can go to the eye doctor and --

-- you know what? Never mind.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM (ta49A)

95 Whoa. What happened to my comment?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM (5aX2M)

96 79 boulder t'hobo

I've never seen Classical History as part of a humble brag before. Well done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

97 "Thanks. I will pass on this."

In 2017, Ilhan Omar filed for divorce from Ahmed Nur Said Elmi (her alleged brother).

2017. This wasn't years ago. She was 34, and in the Minnesota state legislature.

She filed a special divorce petition, used in cases where the person wanting the divorce doesn't know the whereabouts of her spouse.

Omar, under penalty of perjury, swore in the divorce filing that:

-That she had no contact with, and didn't know the whereabouts of Elmi since 2011.

-That she didn't know any of Elmi's relatives.

-That she and Elmi had no acquaintances in common.

Perjury. Perjury. Perjury.

Minnesota will do nothing about this, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History at June 24, 2019 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

98 Not in the trades.

Which are, generally speaking, better than most jobs.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 10:28 PM (WxXNZ)


The trades are a bit iffy, BUT, once you get some credentials, you are independent and only limited by your skill and work ethic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (AZxMX)

99 Whoa. What happened to my comment?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM (5aX2M)
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I put a macro in your browser that blindly inserts Pixy-incompatible unicode into your posts. You're welcome. I'm a giver.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (echjQ)

100 "When your personal experience, and particularly your livelihood, is tied up in a particular pattern of the world, it's really hard right to hear anybody say anything that appears to attack that or discredit it."

___

Upton Sinclair said it more succinctly a few decades ago

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on him not understanding it."

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (FiUMj)

101 Probably not the rectal one.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 10:23 PM


Brought Horde Fame for me.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (uL22A)

102 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM (9SkN+)

Chuckles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

103 ''If you show them love, they'll show you love right back.''

Those cuddly creatures will just love you to death.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (jm1YL)

104 Julian the Apostate. What a great moniker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (9SkN+)

105 Bush II and Bush IY

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (pUDQf)

106 OK, I know there's no math on this blog, but something seems ever-so-slightly off on the per day calculations for the top commenter/sock puppeteer.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (8g9zh)

107 Julian the Apostate. What a great moniker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (9SkN+)
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Who's prostate?

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at June 24, 2019 10:33 PM (echjQ)

108
One word: Massage school
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM (9SkN

Are happy endings graduate work?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (pUDQf)

109 98 Not in the trades.

Which are, generally speaking, better than most jobs.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 10:28 PM (WxXNZ)

The trades are a bit iffy, BUT, once you get some credentials, you are independent and only limited by your skill and work ethic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (AZxMX)


Even in a recession, the world needs plumbers, electricians and welders to name but a few tradesmen. In a recession the world has less need of purple hair, nose ringed, screaming feminists.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

110 Did Trump rape anyone today?
Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo at June 24, 2019 10:29 PM (mwfMd)

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Day ain't over yet...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (8g9zh)

111 Trump will probably be unable to "drain the swamp." He'd have to do an inverse decimation of every agency.

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I wonder if he'll finally wake up one morning and decide, "You know what, fuck this shit."

Then proceeds to end every federal agency except for the military, and activates them to enforce the closure of border with orders to shoot on sight anyone who looks like Jim Acosta.

Then when an Hawaiian judge inevitably overrules him, he arrests the judge and sends him to Gitmo, and signs a executive order declaring Google, Facebook and all the social media lovelies to be terrorist organizations and nukes their HQs from space using the Space Force, since it's the only way to be sure.

And that's just Day One.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (+dsLj)

112 Every one of those corpses on Mt. Everest was highly motivated to get there.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (3eV0J)

113 This ONT smells yeasty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (miE9U)

114 Even in a recession, the world needs plumbers, electricians and welders to name but a few tradesmen. In a recession the world has less need of purple hair, nose ringed, screaming feminists.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
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It's hard to imagine a world where the latter is ever a matter of "need." Except in the negative sense, of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:35 PM (echjQ)

115 are men scared of bush?

I've heard tales of teeth tangled up in the stuff for hours.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 10:35 PM (K22Va)

116 Oregon Republican to police:

"Come heavily armed and send your bachelors."

https://www.bitchute.com/video/GxuNxtMDSNg/

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 10:35 PM (RU4sa)

117 84 >>No college degree = hard to get good job.


Not in the trades.

Which are, generally speaking, better than most jobs.
Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 10:28 PM (WxXNZ)

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True you don't need a degree to be in trades. But not everyone wants to do physical labor. And again, on average, those without a degree, trades or not, makes less than those with one.**

** I know you know someone whose cousin makes $300K as a plumber. Everyone knows someone who knows someone like that

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:35 PM (FiUMj)

118 Love that top pic, MisHum.

Makes me wanna play something by John Denver. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 10:36 PM (miE9U)

119 physical labor is effing hard

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:36 PM (dm05u)

120 12 Every one of those corpses on Mt. Everest was highly motivated to get there.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (3eV0J)


Further proof, if any were needed, that the people climbing Everest are idiots. Except the Sherpas, of course. They're just doing what they need to do to support their families.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 10:36 PM (pg90N)

121 I have seen a lot of people who don't have bachelors degrees but have done well. What seems to be the key, degree or not, is focus and a plan. There are many with degrees but no focus nor a plan. It does not usually end well.

And explain to me why so many come out of college with less knowledge of history, civics, and the classics than when they went in? Look at this student debt issue that is resonating so much that it is the top of twitter and the focus of the Dem debate. Would student loan debt be such a huge issue if these degrees were paying off? There are alternatives, just ask Mike Rowe. I would require all students to listen to Mike Rowe speeches for a semester and forget all the SJW gobbledygook that is just adding to the bill.

Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2019 10:37 PM (n13/j)

122 And that's just Day One.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (+dsLj)
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He could play the game I'd play as president. Paint a grid along a wall of the Oval Office. In each grid, write in a government building somewhere in the country. Every Tuesday at 10:00 AM ET, throw a dart at the wall. Wherever it lands, close it. Fire everyone in it, auction off the furniture, sell the building. The essential functions done out of that building, if any, can be picked up by someone else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:37 PM (echjQ)

123 113 This ONT smells yeasty.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (miE9U)

Here ya go, https://pinchofyum.com/


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

124 Oh AOC
You came and you spouted left lunacy
but you won't go away
Oh AOC...

Posted by: qdp "Manilow fan" steve at June 24, 2019 10:37 PM (miE9U)

125 The 80s were full of bush.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 10:37 PM (pUDQf)

126 The US is crying out for good diesel mechanics.

Its a real unmet need.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 10:37 PM (u82oZ)

127 "Even in a recession, the world needs plumbers, electricians and welders to name but a few tradesmen"

You know the best time to buy a pickup truck? In a recession since ever other plumber, electrician and welder is out of work and puts their truck up for sale to make ends meet. About the worst thing you want to be during a recession is involved in building something.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:37 PM (FiUMj)

128 >>>106 OK, I know there's no math on this blog, but something seems ever-so-slightly off on the per day calculations for the top commenter/sock puppeteer.

At least they're both based on some extra-Terran 7.124 day week.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (l6b3d)

129 Upton Sinclair said it more succinctly a few decades ago

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on him not understanding it."
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (FiUMj)


And let's face it: he would know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (pg90N)

130 MisHum, thanks for proving you care :-)

Posted by: qdp at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (miE9U)

131 that reminds me - we should call "student debt forgiveness" what it us - another bailout to Big Finance

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (dm05u)

132 114; are you talking about female soccer "players?"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

133 And that's just Day One.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM


From your keyboard to God's ears...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 24, 2019 10:39 PM (wgV7k)

134 that reminds me - we should call "student debt forgiveness" what it us - another bailout to Big Finance
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (dm05u)
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Yup. A back-door bank bailout *and* a vote-buying scheme. It's a twofer!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:39 PM (echjQ)

135 One word: Massage school
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM


Rigorous mathematical analysis indicates you used two words.

Posted by: STEM major at June 24, 2019 10:39 PM (uL22A)

136 130 MisHum, thanks for proving you care :-)
Posted by: qdp at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (miE9U)

That's the Humanitarian part of me shining through.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

137 Rigorous mathematical analysis indicates you used two words.
Posted by: STEM major at June 24, 2019 10:39 PM (uL22A)
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Eh, just write in German because it's probably a compound word in that language...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:40 PM (echjQ)

138 That AOC pic doesn't look like it's been photoshopped...

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 10:40 PM (RU4sa)

139 One word: Massage school
Posted by: Cicero
________

Rigorous mathematical analysis indicates you used two words.

Posted by: STEM major
________

I counted four.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 24, 2019 10:40 PM (ta49A)

140 134 that reminds me - we should call "student debt forgiveness" what it us - another bailout to Big Finance
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (dm05u)
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Yup. A back-door bank bailout *and* a vote-buying scheme. It's a twofer!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:39 PM (echjQ)


Excuse me. The back door bailout is my campaign idea.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 24, 2019 10:40 PM (ed8K1)

141 Doesn't Fauxcahontes want to give reparations to LBGTQPYTSF people?

How easy it is to give away other people's money.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 10:41 PM (pUDQf)

142 "I graduated with a degree in computer science which is why I don't know any programming languages or how to use a computer.



I work in sanitation engineering now!"
LOL. Most Comp. Sci. grads are too shy to go to an interview for a job.
I was ridiculously shy back in the day. Yikes.

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 10:41 PM (I5SAg)

143 that could def be AOC at 18 years old?

it doesn't look pshopped to me either

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:41 PM (Rarvo)

144 134 that reminds me - we should call "student debt forgiveness" what it us - another bailout to Big Finance
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (dm05u)
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Yup. A back-door bank bailout *and* a vote-buying scheme. It's a twofer!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:39 PM (echjQ)

Excuse me. The back door bailout is my campaign idea.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 24, 2019 10:40 PM (ed8K1)

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I need a new back door. Where do I get my bailout?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 24, 2019 10:41 PM (8g9zh)

145 Student loans will be forgiven within 10 years. If I had any, I'd straight up stop paying them

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:41 PM (FiUMj)

146 Doesn't Fauxcahontes want to give reparations to LBGTQPYTSF people?

How easy it is to give away other people's money.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 10:41 PM (pUDQf)
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mutter mutter Milton Friedman mutter mutter least efficient way of spending

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:41 PM (echjQ)

147 I counted four.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 24, 2019 10:40 PM


So did I.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at June 24, 2019 10:42 PM (uL22A)

148 131 that reminds me - we should call "student debt forgiveness" what it us - another bailout to Big Finance
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (dm05u)

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Funny, but Commie Sanders and the Squantette haven't said anything about loan forgiveness being income. The snowflakes will just love it when they get they get their 1099s for a cool $100k in taxable scratch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:42 PM (9SkN+)

149 >>> 137 Rigorous mathematical analysis indicates you used two words.
Posted by: STEM major at June 24, 2019 10:39 PM (uL22A)
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Eh, just write in German because it's probably a compound word in that language...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:40 PM (echjQ)

Bushaltestelle!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 24, 2019 10:42 PM (0ReGO)

150 Even in a recession, the world needs plumbers, electricians and welders to name but a few tradesmen. In a recession the world has less need of purple hair, nose ringed, screaming feminists.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)


Kind of hard to outsource plumbing/electrical work/welding to a *types* *deletes* fine young gentleman in Mumbai!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:42 PM (AZxMX)

151 Student loans will be forgiven within 10 years. If I had any, I'd straight up stop paying them
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:41 PM (FiUMj)
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Really makes me resent busting my ass to pay mine off as quickly as possible, that's for damn sure.

The sand traps and ponds ain't got nothing on the moral hazards...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:43 PM (echjQ)

152 I was ridiculously shy back in the day. Yikes.


daughter went on official admissions tour at our favorite engineering college today

the adcom guy who ran the event was just..he was so clearly shy it was adorable. she loved the guy! he did a great job but you could tell he wasn't exactly a born salesman.

he was very "The School" however

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:43 PM (Rarvo)

153 What seems to be the key, degree or not, is focus and a plan.

It's long been suspected that what the wage gap between college graduates and non-college graduates is actually measuring is the difference between motivated and unmotivated people. Graduating from college is just a proxy for that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2019 10:43 PM (I2/tG)

154 One good thing in Illinois and especially Crook County are the trades. Work in the laborers union, electricians or operators and you'll get the best pension in the country. The only hitch is, you gotta work. The busting ass kind in fucked up weather.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 10:43 PM (K22Va)

155 Funny, but Commie Sanders and the Squantette haven't said anything about loan forgiveness being income. The snowflakes will just love it when they get they get their 1099s for a cool $100k in taxable scratch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:42 PM (9SkN+)

____

Which will be offset by a $100K student loan forgiveness tax credit, a la EITC.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:43 PM (FiUMj)

156 There's already a student loan bailout, courtesy of the Commie President. You just have to work for a nonprofit for 10 years. I can barely talk about it, it pisses me off so much.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 10:43 PM (ed8K1)

157 Because it's AOC Snopes RACED to debunk this photo at warp 10 speed to protect their precious:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ocasio-cortez-fake-photo/

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 24, 2019 10:44 PM (+dsLj)

158 Funny, but Commie Sanders and the Squantette haven't said anything about loan forgiveness being income. The snowflakes will just love it when they get they get their 1099s for a cool $100k in taxable scratch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:42 PM (9SkN+)


Forgiveness is not income, wait and see.............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

159 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:42 PM (9SkN+)

Larry O'Connor made the point that the loans are really being forgiven, it is really a wealth transfer to Big College (Indoctrination Zentrale), because THEY get to keep the money!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:44 PM (AZxMX)

160 Got an interesting album today...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Things_Are_Swingin%27

(I admit I got it pretty much just for "Fever.")

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 10:44 PM (miE9U)

161 The global warmeners are continuously issuing statements and such insisting on the realness, urgency, or imminence of the threat.

Makes it seem all the more fake.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2019 10:45 PM (EZebt)

162 Forgiveness is not income, wait and see.............
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

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Free, nontaxable money. Where can I get in on this deal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:45 PM (9SkN+)

163 Kind of hard to outsource plumbing/electrical work/welding to a *types* *deletes* fine young gentleman in Mumbai!

I mentioned that once to the 20-year-old doing maintenance on my house's HVAC system.

Can't outsource that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2019 10:45 PM (I2/tG)

164 154 One good thing in Illinois and especially Crook County are the trades. Work in the laborers union, electricians or operators and you'll get the best pension in the country. The only hitch is, you gotta work. The busting ass kind in fucked up weather.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 10:43 PM (K22Va)

---

My husband is an electrician down here in southern IL.

He works mostly in St Louis, where he has to deal with lefties on a daily basis.

Poor guy.

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 10:45 PM (RU4sa)

165
Kind of hard to outsource plumbing/electrical work/welding to a *types* *deletes* fine young gentleman in Mumbai!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:42 PM (AZxMX)


You must be talking about "Steve" again

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

166 Can't outsource that.

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Punjabi HVAC Remote Robotics, Ltd. at June 24, 2019 10:46 PM (I2/tG)

167 the adcom guy who ran the event was just..he was so clearly shy it was adorable. she loved the guy! he did a great job but you could tell he wasn't exactly a born salesman.

he was very "The School" however
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:43 PM (Rarvo)
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Glad hers was good. When I was on the college tour carousel, most schools had affable cheerleader types (men or women) do that. The higher up I went, though, the more off-putting they became. The worst of the bunch was NYU. I think they thought they were giving a "don't come here, you're not good enough and we don't you" pitch instead of a sales pitch. And they also butchered the language in a way that was an embarrassment to their school. It was the only college tour that resulted in an immediate "that's a big 10-NOPE" from me. Hell, Penn was more affable and they're an Ivy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:46 PM (echjQ)

168 snopes is credible. like juicy smollet.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 10:46 PM (KP5rU)

169
Free, nontaxable money. Where can I get in on this deal?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:45 PM (9SkN+)


Take out $75K in student loan debt.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

170 Zweiwortereselzaehne!

Posted by: FireHorse at June 24, 2019 10:47 PM (ta49A)

171 yeah ok snopes seems to be correct here

either way honestly the photo doesn't really hurt AOC

her mouth hurts her more than this every single day

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:47 PM (Rarvo)

172 Crossbows, Longbows, There's No Bows Like Elbows ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y6fynw75

https://tinyurl.com/y6p7nmgm

https://tinyurl.com/y3r52sk4

https://tinyurl.com/y3a3oz3s

https://tinyurl.com/y42blcqd

Posted by: kbdabear at June 24, 2019 10:47 PM (0Ntuf)

173 Outside skilled trades, not having a degree can definitely be a hindrance. In IT, once you're past the intern/entry level stage, you reach a point where you hit a promotability plateau. Finding a lateral job is harder. You either have a degree and become management, or go contractor with all of the income uncertainty and hired-gun stigma. Not to mention your resume either looks like a mess of bullet points or HR rejects you outright because they don't know the technologies they're hiring for and are just playing buzzword bingo.

It would be nice if there were a civilian technical equivalent of CWO/LDO for IT: do specialized work, be very good at it, haunt the smoke pit with a mug of coffee all day, manage nobody, write no evals, give no fucks. Oh well. Maybe there is, but I am still looking for it.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 10:47 PM (t+qrx)

174 Amazing: the Phillies actually won a game tonight (and beat the Amazins, too). Griping about Kapler and the team on an afternoon thread may have rectified some cosmic karma. OTOH, they were playing the Mets, not the Dodgers.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 24, 2019 10:48 PM (pPNCa)

175 Hell, Penn was more affable and they're an Ivy.

thank you for saying this!!!



I recently had a 15 minute argument with a guy from Long Island (during a different college tour) who refused to believe Penn was an ivy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:48 PM (Rarvo)

176 Sorry to bring up King Of Queens again, but they did a very funny episode about Doug's attempts to work with a household mold removing group staffed with Russian immigrants. It was titled, Steve Moscow.

"We are with mold company!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 10:48 PM (miE9U)

177 her mouth hurts her more than this every single day
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:47 PM (Rarvo)
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Sadly, her insane and borderline retarded gibberish she does on her "live feed" updates probably just endear her to her base.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:48 PM (echjQ)

178 Speaking of eye doctors and that sort of thing...

I'm struggling with a set of glasses I got (They're polycarbonate and the coating has turned into Permanent Smudge, it's like an expensive set of prescription cataracts) and I need to get a replacement. I'm thinking of going online. Does the Horde have a consensus about a good online supplier?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 24, 2019 10:48 PM (Clxcy)

179 You know the best time to buy a pickup truck? In a
recession since ever other plumber, electrician and welder is out of
work and puts their truck up for sale to make ends meet. About the worst
thing you want to be during a recession is involved in building
something.





Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:37 PM (FiUMj)

in a recession plumber> middle management. JMO. Just like their are recession proof stocks like booze, pet supplies, and fast food, there are recession proof industries. Sure plumbers do better in a housing boom, but come on, we still need plumbers for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (n13/j)

180 I put a macro in your browser that blindly inserts Pixy-incompatible unicode into your posts. You're welcome. I'm a giver.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:32 PM (echjQ)

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Given that the comment mentioned Macklemore, it think that's "Eunucode."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (5aX2M)

181 I recently had a 15 minute argument with a guy from Long Island (during a different college tour) who refused to believe Penn was an ivy
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:48 PM (Rarvo)
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What? Did he also think Brown wasn't an Ivy? There aren't that many of them...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (echjQ)

182 He works mostly in St Louis, where he has to deal with lefties on a daily basis.

Poor guy.
Posted by: SMH
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If there is permitting and/or code inspectors involved, he especially has my complete sympathy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (YvUf/)

183 My husband is an electrician down here in southern IL.

But it's transferable if you guys decided to move right? Electricians make some coin in Chicago. I know, I know, lol.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (K22Va)

184 snopes is credible. like juicy smollet.

***************

Politifact was next in line to suck AOC's phosphate-free and green friendly dildo. They literally declared it to be pants on fire wrong.

What are they, four fucking years old?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (+dsLj)

185 30 Also, if Warren decides to print our way to student loan forgiveness, or if Sanders decides to pass a Tobin Tax to do the same, I am going to demand reparations. I worked my ass off to pay off my student loans. If those who didn't get theirs taken care of by the Taxpayer Fairy, I damn well want a refund.
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Me too. Nobody forced those dumb-asses to take on all that debt. It was their voluntary choice, and it was so obviously stupid that they should not have needed anyone else to tell them that they shouldn't do it. I'm sick of having taxpayers (like me) paying for other peoples' irresponsible and stupid choices. Any politician offering to pay off other peoples' debts with our money should get a boot up their ass.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (k4dH2)

186 Take out $75K in student loan debt.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

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Only if I can take all the courses online in my spare time and I don't have to submit anything I can't find on the internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (9SkN+)

187 More Crossbows, Longbows, There's No Bows Like Elbows ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y6kxvr4y

https://tinyurl.com/y6c8z5x8

https://tinyurl.com/y37kgway

https://tinyurl.com/y3jtxwpd

https://tinyurl.com/y5qedgxf

Posted by: kbdabear at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (0Ntuf)

188 What? Did he also think Brown wasn't an Ivy? There aren't that many of them...


he knew there were 8 but he was super sure that Colgate was one!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (Rarvo)

189 When did bows start looking so steampunk?

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 10:50 PM (ed8K1)

190 Regarding Quote 3 and its link and the numbskulls who love themselves some Public Radio and some tribal officials who love Mother Earth---grow the f**k up and read some history---you might learn something more nuanced than Captain Planet cartoons.

You don't think people should use the term "climate change" around rural people? OK, that's a good start. Here's a good next step: Don't take the "rural peoples'" tax money to fund your pagan religious propaganda.

I know that the science is settled, just as it was in the 1880s, when the rain followed the plow, and man was able to completely change the climate just by cultivating rangeland west of the 100th Meridian. There were never, ever any droughts after that, right?

I mean this is, like, science.

Yes, I'm angry. Maybe even furious. I'm weary of having to live under the rules of very, very stupid people like an assistant city manager in Stillwater, Oklahoma, and an under-educated dolt in a pickup with tax-exempt plates trying to tell fifth-generation farmers how to grow crops.

Posted by: Furious George at June 24, 2019 10:50 PM (rDq8D)

191 I recently had a 15 minute argument with a guy from Long Island (during a different college tour) who refused to believe Penn was an ivy

I think it's because a lot of people confuse the University of Pennsylvania with Penn State University.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 24, 2019 10:50 PM (pPNCa)

192 I recently had a 15 minute argument with a guy from Long Island (during a different college tour) who refused to believe Penn was an ivy
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:48 PM (Rarvo)

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How do you refuse to believe a fact like that in the age of Google?

Then again we live in a world where a woman can have a penis.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:50 PM (FiUMj)

193 But it's transferable if you guys decided to move right? Electricians make some coin in Chicago. I know, I know, lol.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (K22Va)

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Yes, and as soon as he's done with his training, we're out of this evil state.

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 10:51 PM (RU4sa)

194 I think it's because a lot of people confuse the University of Pennsylvania with Penn State University.


I think that was part of it. I did show him the Google. his wife laffed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:51 PM (Rarvo)

195 he knew there were 8 but he was super sure that Colgate was one!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (Rarvo)

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LOL!!!

Posted by: Crest at June 24, 2019 10:51 PM (FiUMj)

196 If Shep Smith is so concerned with illegal immigrant children, maybe he should support the bills stopping the carrots we dangle to bring them here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 10:51 PM (pUDQf)

197 he knew there were 8 but he was super sure that Colgate was one!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (Rarvo)
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At least his teeth are clean, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:51 PM (echjQ)

198 Ooof, without rickl to remind us, I almost forgot about the Falcon Heavy launch tonight. Launch window opens in 40 minutes.

Posted by: spindrift at June 24, 2019 10:51 PM (EMaAf)

199 YD, thanks for introducing me to The Unseen. For some reason I never got to hear that song before tonight, huh.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 10:52 PM (ykYG2)

200 Is that AOC in that pic airing out her goonyah?

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 10:52 PM (hOfX7)

201 I put in a pre-order for the new Raspberry Pi 4 today. I think they're overdoing it with the dual monitor capability, I'd have added more RAM instead of the extra mini HDMI port, but 4GB is still a vast capability improvement.

Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 10:52 PM (OMsf+)

202 You must be talking about "Steve" again

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)


Funny thing, I actually talked to "Steve" last night because my VZ internet was very erratic for the last day or two. After I finally negotiated the insane robot call screener after screaming curse words into the phone for five minutes and got to Steve, he was very helpful and I have a tech scheduled for tomorrow.
The best part was when he asked "Do you have any dogs in the house that might be a problem?"
I said, "Only if the tech is afraid of being licked to death by a friendly dog!"
He laughed and said "I have a dog myself!", and we proceeded to exchange dog stories for about ten minutes. It was a very refreshing conversation and we both commented on how dehumanizing the call center business model is!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:53 PM (AZxMX)

203 Climate change/global warming might just kill us. I fear it might just be one of the trigger points of the civil war. Not the actual change warmer or cooler but the belief that we need to drastically change our standard of living or you know reduce the human population to save ourselves. Buy ammunition learn to shoot.It's coming.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 24, 2019 10:53 PM (0OmEj)

204 Rocks take first blood against San Francisco.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:53 PM (echjQ)

205 Yes, and as soon as he's done with his training, we're out of this evil state.

Nice, I wish you guys well.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 10:53 PM (K22Va)

206
Only if I can take all the courses online in my spare time and I don't have to submit anything I can't find on the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:49 PM (9SkN+)

One word for you: Free-lance Gynecology

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

207 I'm thinking of going online. Does the Horde have a consensus about a good online supplier?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 24, 2019 10:48 PM (Clxcy)


I've had good results with both GlassesUSA and Zenni. They'll take about ten days, but they're cheap and they work. I only have a mild prescription and single-focus glasses though.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 10:53 PM (t+qrx)

208
One word for you: Free-lance Gynecology


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

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Wait. I thought that was a trade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:54 PM (9SkN+)

209 The one Ivy most people forget about is Columbia.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:55 PM (FiUMj)

210 I said, "Only if the tech is afraid of being licked to death by a friendly dog!"
He laughed and said "I have a dog myself!", and we proceeded to exchange dog stories for about ten minutes. It was a very refreshing conversation and we both commented on how dehumanizing the call center business model is!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:53 PM (AZxMX)

Glad that the call was a positive one.

The last call center i dealt with was a fricking nightmare with Maria.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

211 Soyuz MS-11 has landed. Meanwhile, the launch of Falcon Heavy for the Air Force has been delayed to 2:30 am EDT. There is no way I can stay up that long, so I'll go to bed for a while and set my alarm.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 10:55 PM (sdi6R)

212 Thanks dartist.

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 10:55 PM (RU4sa)

213 Yes, and as soon as he's done with his training, we're out of this evil state.

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 10:51 PM (RU4sa)


{{{SMH}}} I wish I could tell you to come to Virginia, but, sadly, I cannot do that with a clear conscience because we in VA are headed down the tubes as far as I can tell!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:55 PM (AZxMX)

214 The one Ivy most people forget about is Columbia

why would you forget Columbia?!?!

the one I'd question is... wait for it...

come on! Cornell?!?! that just doesn't seem like an Ivy. it's huge and more than half of it is ag school!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:56 PM (Rarvo)

215 snopes informed me barak hussein obama is a heterosexual christian. real fucking credible.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 10:56 PM (KP5rU)

216 154 One good thing in Illinois and especially Crook County are the trades. Work in the laborers union, electricians or operators and you'll get the best pension in the country. The only hitch is, you gotta work. The busting ass kind in fucked up weather.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 10:43 PM (K22Va)


Son is in Operator's union. not in a city, though. Helping run gas pipelines on WV mountainsides. Out earns me. And he does earn it. Nifty photos of him running equipment while tied off to 2 D9s for anchors.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2019 10:56 PM (OhN2v)

217 I've had good results with both GlassesUSA and
Zenni. They'll take about ten days, but they're cheap and they work. I
only have a mild prescription and single-focus glasses though.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 10:53 PM (t+qrx)

braggart. I will be looking online next time though. Some of these mall boutique places will hard sell you until your bill is in the $1K region.

Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2019 10:56 PM (n13/j)

218 Hey, Bush has more than one good song!

BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 10:56 PM (uR+Od)

219 kbdabear

Thank you.

Woman #3B has a bad sunburn. I'd like to spread some aloe vera, but I'd ask very politely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 10:56 PM (u82oZ)

220 178 Speaking of eye doctors and that sort of thing...

I'm struggling with a set of glasses I got (They're polycarbonate and the coating has turned into Permanent Smudge, it's like an expensive set of prescription cataracts) and I need to get a replacement. I'm thinking of going online. Does the Horde have a consensus about a good online supplier?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 24, 2019 10:48 PM (Clxcy)

GlassesUSA
I have no-line bifocals, transition lenses.
Reasonably priced and the lenses have held up well to daily wear and tear.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

221 come on! Cornell?!?! that just doesn't seem like an Ivy. it's huge and more than half of it is ag school!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:56 PM (Rarvo)

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That's now the Stephen Colbert School of Bovine Technology

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 10:57 PM (9SkN+)

222 The last call center i dealt with was a fricking nightmare with Maria.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)


I have to say, this is the first positive call center experience I have had!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:57 PM (AZxMX)

223 200 Is that AOC in that pic airing out her goonyah?
Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 10:52 PM (hOfX7)

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No, unless the dude holding her has a thing about holding other women in the exact same pose.

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 10:57 PM (RU4sa)

224 204
Rocks take first blood against San Francisco.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:53 PM (echjQ)


Paper will beat them.

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 10:57 PM (geIq4)

225 Some Moron here recommended goggles4u.com

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 24, 2019 10:58 PM (dm05u)

226 215 snopes informed me barak hussein obama is a heterosexual christian. real fucking credible.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 10:56 PM (KP5rU)

Pass the papertowel....

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

227 The "sexual torture" described sounds like an average night spent in The Barrel. Always carry lube, people!

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2019 10:58 PM (XKZwp)

228 come on! Cornell?!?! that just doesn't seem like an Ivy. it's huge and more than half of it is ag school!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 10:56 PM (Rarvo)
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A very good ag school, though

Interestingly, Cornell is only semi-private. The university is private, but only some of the colleges are privately run. A handful of them are state-charted and supported are part of the SUNY system (the ag school is one of them). Weird system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 10:58 PM (echjQ)

229 that reminds me - we should call "student debt forgiveness" what it us - another bailout to Big Finance
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 10:38 PM (dm05u)

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The private lenders got bailed out about 10 years ago when Obama bought all the privately held student debt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2019 10:59 PM (EZebt)

230 The last call center i dealt with was a fricking nightmare with Maria.

My god, the voice recognition software. I think that's even worse because I can tell Maria where to get off.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 10:59 PM (K22Va)

231 smh, your hubby should get a gig with cr meyer or pg miron. 6 figures every year if you want to work.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 10:59 PM (KP5rU)

232 I didn't use to believe Colgate was a real university... ok maybe a school of dentistry

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 24, 2019 10:59 PM (dm05u)

233 The private lenders got bailed out about 10 years ago when Obama bought all the privately held student debt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2019 10:59 PM (EZebt)
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There is still some private lending, but we're on the hook for most of it. Probably how they'll justify not sending 1099s out to the forgiven - it's just changing around where the debt it, after all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 11:00 PM (echjQ)

234 but I'd ask very politely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 10:56 PM (u82oZ)


NaCly, I'd expect nothing less from a gentleman like you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 11:00 PM (AZxMX)

235 Columbia University is the wokest Ivy League school.

I like the probable origin of the name Ivy League. I V , to designate the four original schools in the league. Harvard , Yale, Dartmouth and Princeton .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 11:00 PM (2DOZq)

236 Not Colbert. Olbermann.

Crap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 11:00 PM (9SkN+)

237 so you agree with me Joe Mannix - Cornell doesn't really fit in with the rest of the Ivy League schools!

Brown does - except it also doesn't - because it isn't all full of itself. It always seemed to me to be quietly competent, more than competent, and it doesn't toot its own horn or rely on branding like the others. It's the Throwback Ivy.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 11:01 PM (Rarvo)

238 I got into Columbia.

I went to U of AZ instead.

4 years for the price of 1

And WAY Hotter Chicks.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 11:01 PM (WxXNZ)

239 I like the probable origin of the name Ivy League. I V , to designate the four original schools in the league. Harvard , Yale, Dartmouth and Princeton .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 11:00 PM (2DOZq)
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I thought it was all the ivy covered professors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 11:01 PM (echjQ)

240 231 smh, your hubby should get a gig with cr meyer or pg miron. 6 figures every year if you want to work.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 10:59 PM (KP5rU)

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I think he'd prefer to work for himself once his training is done.

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 11:01 PM (RU4sa)

241 Commissar Hrothgar

LOL. It took an act of Congress to do it. Well, my wife has been working on me also to raise my standards. The good news is I lowered hers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 11:01 PM (u82oZ)

242 Cornell?!?! that just doesn't seem like an Ivy.

The professor who started the Legal Insurrection blog teaches at Cornell Law School.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 24, 2019 11:02 PM (pPNCa)

243 When I first heard of the DR mini-bar deaths, I was thinking "Someone is poison the booze in the little seal bottles?"
It turns out they have a system that uses big bottles and then yikes. Cheap assholes.

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 11:02 PM (I5SAg)

244 Not Colbert. Olbermann.

Crap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 11:00 PM (9SkN+)


You can tell the difference?

I am impressed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 11:02 PM (AZxMX)

245 226; pretty hard to believe when the photos clearly show he would tongue punch branson's brown eye in a heartbeat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

246 And WAY Hotter Chicks.
Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 11:01 PM (WxXNZ)
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Well duh. AZ is like an oven, even if it's a "dry heat..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 11:02 PM (echjQ)

247 You know the best time to buy a pickup truck? In a recession since ever other plumber, electrician and welder is out of work and puts their truck up for sale to make ends meet. About the worst thing you want to be during a recession is involved in building something.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:37 PM (FiUMj)

Calgary is in the midst of a huge recession right now. Oil companies are laying off hundreds of office workers. But nearly every block of downtown Calgary has a yuuuge high-rise office tower or condo project going up. The builders can't suspend work on them; they'd be sued out the ying-yang for breach of contract. So the construction workers are doing just fine. And when the good times resume, those builders will sitting on some prime real estate to rent or sell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 11:02 PM (WG6O9)

248 Also, here's some cringe for those of you that missed the DNC locust swarm that settled on South Carolina a few days ago:

https://tinyurl.com/y3wc9lnl

Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 11:02 PM (OMsf+)

249 Did they figure out the cause of the Dom Rep deaths?

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 24, 2019 11:02 PM (dm05u)

250 245 226; pretty hard to believe when the photos clearly show he would tongue punch branson's brown eye in a heartbeat.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

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He's bi-curious, not totally gay.

Hahahaha

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 11:03 PM (9SkN+)

251 LOL. It took an act of Congress to do it. Well, my wife has been working on me also to raise my standards. The good news is I lowered hers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 11:01 PM (u82oZ)


Sounds like a practical application of regression to the mean!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 11:03 PM (AZxMX)

252 The professor who started the Legal Insurrection blog teaches at Cornell Law School.


I'm not saying it's not a very good school at all - I'm saying it's larger scale and doesn't match the others in a variety of ways (structurally).

it's just a lot different than the other seven.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 11:03 PM (Rarvo)

253 244 Not Colbert. Olbermann.

Crap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 11:00 PM (9SkN+)

You can tell the difference?

I am impressed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 11:02 PM (AZxMX

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The tell is that Colbert has a job.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 11:04 PM (9SkN+)

254 YD, thanks for introducing me to The Unseen. For some reason I never got to hear that song before tonight, huh.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 10:52 PM (ykYG2

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"Uncut Dope" was a deep cut. It was a pretty rare release. And that particular song was a little too raw and real for the Stepford wives on Top 40 radio and MTV. TBF, the FCC would've made them bleep 90% of it anyway.

Point is, the studios would never, ever let you even cut it today. It's off-message... beyond being exceedingly, violently anti-abortion, it explicitly mentions the way it's targeted on blacks.

Verboten!

PS, that was my first rap album, along with The Chronic by Dre. Got it from Columbia House when I was maybe nine or ten.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 11:04 PM (5aX2M)

255 Good night all.

Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 11:04 PM (u82oZ)

256

Heard the climate change person from quote 3 on the radio. It was on an npr program called Science Friday.
Every time I tune in (when Rush is on commercial) they are talking about climate change. They ought to rename the program ClimateChange Friday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 11:05 PM (aKsyK)

257 Well duh. AZ is like an oven, even if it's a "dry heat..."

Holy shit if that isn't true. Thought I could camp for a week in May and just drink beer. Lessons learned the hard way are sometimes better.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 11:05 PM (K22Va)

258 Sherpa! Sherpa! Sherpa!


Worst job in the world 2020?

Labor negotiator for the International Brotherhood of Sherpas Local #1.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 11:05 PM (LL1Be)

259 Did you see the "rope" around Jussie Smollet's neck? Rope? No. Clothesline cord? Yes.

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 11:06 PM (I5SAg)

260 Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 11:04 PM (u82oZ


Sadly, this is very good advice!

I'm out as well.

Thanks MisHum, for a most excellent evening post!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 11:06 PM (AZxMX)

261 Swervedriver >>Bush

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 11:06 PM (ykYG2)

262 >>Swervedriver >>Bush


I think the dude from Bush has the hotter bitch, though.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 11:07 PM (WxXNZ)

263 if we're looking at Message Rap from the early 1990s, here's one from the Disposable Heroes
youtube.com/watch?v=HgoTSuBZPGI

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 11:08 PM (ykYG2)

264 jeesh!

I've been trying to watch the Project Veritas video and can't because Google has shut that baby down.

so then I decided I want off Google's gmail and started reading about that.

they have a "my activity" page, and on that, is every video I've ever watched on youtube. back to the beginning.

Posted by: booknlass at June 24, 2019 11:08 PM (xIKXj)

265 Public Enemy had some good tracks too.
Pity about The Jew Thing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 11:11 PM (ykYG2)

266 like juicy smollet.

Speaking of Kim Foxx, the wonderful State's Attorney (DA) of Cook County, the Second City Cop police blog mentioned an incredible story from a couple of years ago.

Woman in Chicago commits a crime. Since it's a first time offense, the judge says that if she keeps her nose clean for a few months, her conviction will be expunged. Not a bad deal.

She doesn't keep her nose clean - she's caught speeding without a valid license. Gets probation. Completely blows off the terms of her probation. The Chicago cops pull her over for a traffic violation 500 days later. The judge orders her held in jail pending trial, because she obviously can't be trusted to show up for court appearances.

Complicating fact - she's pregnant, and will give birth soon. The judge is unyielding, and notes that the Cook County hospital treats inmates in the Cook County jail. She gives birth in the hospital.

New court hearing - the defendant shows up with her three-week-old baby, and an attorney starts screaming at the judge that he had no right to hold a pregnant woman in jail. The judge yells right back. Makes the papers.

Plot twist: the attorney screaming at the judge was the prosecutor - the #2 guy in Kim Foxx's office.

Now, you'd expect the public defender to forcefully represent his criminal client, but for the prosecutor to do so was - unusual.

So, the Chicago criminal justice system now has:

the public defender, who represents the interests of criminal defendants, and

the prosecuting state's attorney, who now also represents the interests of criminal defendants.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2019 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

267 You know - I hope the AOC photos is real - because it makes her human - just like everyone else. I like this AOC, the one that can be crazy and be inappropriate, because the other one, the one she wants to represent now, can only punish this behavior, to put these type of people in camps.

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 11:13 PM (32YRo)

268 Story at FB that in Russia, they've started up a BDSM Bank.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 11:15 PM (miE9U)

269 Learning Espanol

If Latinas + Latinos = Latinx
Does Putas + Putos = Putx or Putinx?

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 24, 2019 11:15 PM (dm05u)

270 Story at FB that in Russia, they've started up a BDSM Bank.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 11:15 PM (miE9U)
++++++++++++
Do you need your ID and safe word to make a withdrawal?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 11:15 PM (echjQ)

271 Joe, good question. :-)

I also know that in Old Town Temecula (California), there's a Bank Of Mexican Food.

If you want to make a deposit, they send you to the restroom...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 11:16 PM (miE9U)

272 Does Putas + Putos = Putx or Putinx?
Posted by: VMom's phone at June 24, 2019 11:15 PM (dm05u)


Poutine.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 11:16 PM (t+qrx)

273 BDSM Bank

An actual Spank Bank.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 11:17 PM (ykYG2)

274 Trudeau only approved the Trans Mountain expansion because he thought it was a bill to help obese trannies in rural Canada.
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 24, 2019 10:12 PM (vpbzv)

That's the funniest comment I've read here in weeks!

Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2019 11:18 PM (tVQUs)

275 I wanna see the female tellers' uniforms at BDSM Bank...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 11:18 PM (miE9U)

276 In many ways a Nurse is a plumber. Hell, in even more ways a cardiologist is a plumber. I don't see a lot of nurses on the unemployment line There are regional variations of course, but if a qualified nurse when where the market was hottest, she would likely do pretty well. I remember years ago when the Brits were bringing in nurses from Asia by the plane load. The Brits provided the plane.

Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2019 11:19 PM (n13/j)

277 Poutine.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 11:16 PM (t+qr

Smells about right...

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 24, 2019 11:19 PM (dm05u)

278 Public Enemy had some good tracks too.
Pity about The Jew Thing.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 11:11

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Yeah, that was a bit of a problem on the West Coast, but it seemed like it was pretty much required on the NY scene back then.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 11:20 PM (5aX2M)

279
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2019 11:13 PM (I2/tG)
How can you not believe they're not all gangsters? All connected.


Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 11:20 PM (K22Va)

280 Good night miscreants and malcontents!

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 24, 2019 11:21 PM (dm05u)

281 Woman who said PDT raped her in the 1990s now says some people think rape is sexy. Gross

Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2019 11:21 PM (9vp25)

282 tortillx chips y quesx con cervezx is still allowed right?

Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2019 11:21 PM (n13/j)

283 I put in a pre-order for the new Raspberry Pi 4 today. I think they're
overdoing it with the dual monitor capability, I'd have added more RAM
instead of the extra mini HDMI port, but 4GB is still a vast capability
improvement.



Looking at it right now. I can see someone setting up an ultra low-end docker container hosting business with a few of these.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 24, 2019 11:21 PM (0bu2O)

284 281 Woman who said PDT raped her in the 1990s now says some people think rape is sexy. Gross
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2019 11:21 PM (9vp25

--------

Rape? Or rape rape?

Posted by: Whoopi! Goldberg at June 24, 2019 11:22 PM (9SkN+)

285 "Rape has so many sexual connotations."
Deep Thoughts, by E. Jean Carroll

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 11:22 PM (mk9aG)

286 281 Woman who said PDT raped her in the 1990s now says some people think rape is sexy. Gross
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2019 11:21 PM (9vp25

Bernie agrees

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 24, 2019 11:23 PM (dm05u)

287 Liberals are only fond of gun holders if they are in fine Hugo Boss or Soviet style uniforms.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 11:23 PM (WdocV)

288 I am squarely in the "Make Democrats Deny All Charges" camp but from the contrast on the head alone that's pretty clearly a 'shop. Let's make them deny better photoshops and deepfake videos, people.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 11:23 PM (uEbPt)

289 Woman who said PDT raped her in the 1990s now says some people think rape is sexy. Gross

___

If she says no its time to go.

No, I don't mean leave.

Giggity.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 24, 2019 11:24 PM (WdocV)

290 So, the Chicago criminal justice system now has:

***

In fairness there hasn't been anyone representing the taxpayers in Chicago in a generation or two.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 11:26 PM (WdocV)

291 Woman who said PDT raped her in the 1990s now says some people think rape is sexy. Gross
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2019 11:21 PM (9vp25)

----

The thing that will bring this all full circle is when her tale of rough sex with the Scalp Weasel is disproven, and she's revealed to be the longtime lover of Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 11:27 PM (5aX2M)

292 If you ever want to understand how vigorously AOC's existence is being curated please note the absence of ANY fake nudes in an image search even though there have been a few in the past.
it just wouldn't be fitting...

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at June 24, 2019 11:28 PM (9TR2V)

293 I was rather amused, in a conversation with some left leaning LIVs the other day, to learn none of them knew Bill Clinton was credibly accused of rape and basically admitted to sexual harassment.

Oh, but they do "know" if Trump said something about grabbing a woman by the kitty he must be a sex monster.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 11:28 PM (WdocV)

294 Some people think rap is sexy . It rapes my ears so ispo facto.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 11:28 PM (2DOZq)

295 there hasn't been anyone representing the taxpayers in Chicago in a generation or two

tax? what's that, paisan?

Posted by: al capone at June 24, 2019 11:29 PM (ykYG2)

296 AOC's existence is being curated please note the absence of ANY fake nudes

***

Note if you search for Frau Merkel nude image will show up. And they aren't fake.

You've been warned.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 11:29 PM (WdocV)

297 Wikipedia describes AOC as an "educator"

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at June 24, 2019 11:30 PM (9TR2V)

298 I fired a handgun for the first time yesterday and gave up after the first attempt due to it being really hard to sight the target. I like shooting the rifle better.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 11:30 PM (hOfX7)

299 Wikipedia describes AOC as an "educator"
***

We should label politicians whatever job they had before getting elected.

So Trump was a businessman, Obama a hedge fund crook and a writer, Bush 43 a baseball owner, and Bill Clinton was a rape enthusiast.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 11:31 PM (WdocV)

300 298 I fired a handgun for the first time yesterday and gave up after the first attempt due to it being really hard to sight the target. I like shooting the rifle better.
Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 11:30 PM (hOfX7)


Handguns are more a question of fit than rifles. You have to get the right one for you.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 24, 2019 11:31 PM (h2Bdk)

301 I fired a handgun for the first time yesterday and gave up after the first attempt due to it being really hard to sight the target. I like shooting the rifle better.
Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 11:30 PM (hOfX7)

You need to try again but with s .22 pistol.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 11:32 PM (2DOZq)

302 That there is a purty pitcher, MisHum

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 24, 2019 11:32 PM (438dO)

303 Thanks for the suggestions. I think Zenni is the guys that were mentioned earlier that I need to look at.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 24, 2019 11:32 PM (Clxcy)

304 Nobody forced those dumb-asses to take on all that debt.

Somebody calculated that forgiving a student debt would be a major wealth transfer to the children of upper and upper-middle class families from everyone else.

The sort of person who goes $100,000+ into debt usually comes from an affluent family, went to an expensive private college, and decided to major in something "fulfilling", like art history, theater, or women's studies. It never occurred to them that their parents' affluence was a function of their parents' professional skills, and that a continued upper-middle-class existence was not theirs by birthright.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2019 11:32 PM (I2/tG)

305 Concerto for cat and chamber orchestra. About five minutes long.

https://tinyurl.com/6kkvpzp

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 24, 2019 11:33 PM (l9m7l)

306 they have a "my activity" page, and on that, is every video I've ever watched on youtube. back to the beginning.
Posted by: booknlass at June 24, 2019 11:08 PM


Sometimes they make us professionally jealous.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 24, 2019 11:33 PM (uL22A)

307

More than 1 million new cases of four common strands of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) are contracted every day across the globe. That's according to the report by the World Health Organization.

The four diseases responsible for those new infections are chlamydia, gonorrhea, trichomoniasis (or "trich") and syphilis.

In fact, 1 in every 25 people worldwide has at least one of these diseases.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 11:33 PM (aKsyK)

308 In fairness there hasn't been anyone representing the taxpayers in Chicago in a generation or two.

That's right. Fuckers have been given an inch and taking a mile for far too long. The cops and the south and west side are 2 more things. It's not that easy to just pick up and leave somewhere.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 11:34 PM (K22Va)

309 Thanks for the ONT.

I am glad getting drugged, duct tapped, and getting a dildo up the sqeek hole is not on my menu this evening.

Well at least the dildo/sqeekhole part.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:35 PM (jQ4fD)

310
The thing that will bring this all full circle is when her tale of rough sex with the Scalp Weasel is disproven, and she's revealed to be the longtime lover of Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 11:27 PM (5aX2M)

I believe this story is just going to fade away, and pretty rapidly. I've noticed something almost amusing if it wasn't so typical - the actual Left are staying far, far away from the story - they know it will drag them down to get associated with it, because it's so full of holes it's guaranteed to blow up on anyone who buys into it.

So who's pushing it hard? Allahpundit- The Cuckshed - David French - George Conway - ALL of the Nevertrumpers who are desperately thrilled and elated at even the hint of a story like this. And repeating it isn't even being done for the goal of taking Trump down, since they know that won't happen. Look at every instance of those cretins mentioning - their real target is US, Trump supporters who they hate even more than Trump himself, because won't worship their wisdom. Every story is "ha, see we were RIGHT you moral degenerates you are all worthless slobs you should have listened to us and did what we told you to do! We hates you we hates you we does!!!"

And that's really all that idiot Rape in Bergdorf's story is about. One last note - the accuser is at least smart enough to say "oh I'm not filing any charges or making any police reports." Heh. She can put a story like that in her garbage book, but she sure knows better than to repeat it under oath. Which of course is why she never did and never will.

Posted by: tom servo at June 24, 2019 11:35 PM (V2Yro)

311 I've been trying to watch the Project Veritas video and can't because Google has shut that baby down.

so then I decided I want off Google's gmail and started reading about that.

they have a "my activity" page, and on that, is every video I've ever watched on youtube. back to the beginning.

Posted by: booknlass at June 24, 2019 11:08 PM



If you can't unass yourself from Go Ogle services in their entirety, at least you can set your activity to disappear (Hah!) after a time...


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y22e2xcp

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 24, 2019 11:35 PM (wgV7k)

312 4% is not that bad of odds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:37 PM (2B9A/)

313 The handgun I learned on as a kid was the S&W 22a. Fast, accurate, nice trigger pull, no recoil.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 11:38 PM (5aX2M)

314 I am off to bed. G'night, Horde!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 11:38 PM (echjQ)

315 soundtrack to The Yellow Wallpaper, by the Eurythmics
youtube.com/watch?v=rbuMXyzouJQ

... we're all mad, here

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2019 11:38 PM (ykYG2)

316 It was a Browning 22 caliber, at least I learned how to load the clip. There is definitely something to finding a good fit though. That piece felt really awkward.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 11:38 PM (hOfX7)

317 Good evening from the Adirondacks on the last day of school and a segue from cool and wet to mid-August.

In a single day. What a strange year.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 24, 2019 11:39 PM (KATBx)

318 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 11:33 PM (aKsyK)

Guys got to be careful not to stick it in sick or crazy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 24, 2019 11:39 PM (aA3+G)

319 Night Joe Mannix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:39 PM (2B9A/)

320 thanks Zettai

I saw your (hah!) -- that's exactly what I was thinking. I'm erasing it from myself, but they will have it, always.

Posted by: booknlass at June 24, 2019 11:40 PM (xIKXj)

321 This year has been odd. This did not feel like a Kentucky June. I know when my dad and I went out on memorial day a lot of the fields in Indiana were not plowed and planted yet because they were still so wet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:41 PM (2B9A/)

322 I see foxs front line homo is accusing PDT of being a Nazi. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 11:42 PM (85Gof)

323 AOC's existence is being curated please note the absence of ANY fake nudes

Somewhere, probably buried in Google, is an office in charge of scrubbing the social media histories of left-wingers who are about to become famous or infamous.

Some Antifa-type in Berkeley committed a crime recently. The Berkeley cops knew his name, but refused to release it for a week. To me it seemed obvious that this was done so his social media history could be scrubbed, along with the organizations that he was affiliated with, before his name became publicly known.

I did a pretty through search on Christine Blasey-Ford's internet presence, and it was obviously professionally scrubbed. Academics normally have a pretty extensive internet presence, but in Blasey-Ford's case, almost nothing - no lectures on YouTube, no on-line class syllabi, nothing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2019 11:42 PM (I2/tG)

324 blanco, if you see this, I'd like to try again with the moron email.

i've been on gmail a long long time. but this shit's gotta stop!

I'm supportive of Project Veritas, and I really would like to see something done to stop Go oggg le from messing with all of us

Posted by: booknlass at June 24, 2019 11:43 PM (xIKXj)

325 Et tu, Shep?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:43 PM (2B9A/)

326 That occasional cortex pic looks phoney to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 11:43 PM (85Gof)

327 Seattle is gong to implement a Green New Deal.
This includes, tolls on downtown streets, free public transportation for "the poor" and of course a fuckton of new taxes.

We laugh at AOC but she's getting her way. Seattle is one of many cities looking to do this.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 11:44 PM (FiUMj)

328 316 It was a Browning 22 caliber, at least I learned how to load the clip. There is definitely something to finding a good fit though. That piece felt really awkward.
Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 11:38 PM (hOfX7)

To really shoot a handgun right, you gotta spread your feet wide apart, and then you hold it one handed and hold your arm out to the side at a right angle to your body. Oh and you gotta hold the gun sideways too, and then pull the trigger a bunch while you talk smack like a pimp.

well that's how they do it in the movies!!!

Posted by: tom servo at June 24, 2019 11:44 PM (V2Yro)

329 Class sylabi sounds naughty.

Class sylabi gone wild.

Too hot for class! Sexy sylabi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:44 PM (2B9A/)

330 headline at BB

Google censors video exposing Google

Posted by: booknlass at June 24, 2019 11:45 PM (xIKXj)

331 She can put a story like that in her garbage book, but she sure knows better than to repeat it under oath. Which of course is why she never did and never will.
Posted by: tom servo at June 24, 2019 11:35 PM (V2Yro

-----

For sure. But how braindead can a person be? So, okay, you sell a few thousand books to members of the media, and some true whack jobs muttering "orangemanbad" in their sleep.

On the other hand, you'll engender the wrath of the man we all watched systematically destroy Stormy Daniels over accusations of infidelity that may actually have been true, unlike your nonsense.

That's a bad risk for a low reward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 11:45 PM (5aX2M)

332 It's a wet year again for tomatoes around Chicago. The deep tunnel project doesn't seem to be doing shit about stopping shit water from my basement. $3400 for a check valve coming this week. Fuckers.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 11:45 PM (K22Va)

333 Avast, fappers!

Just got back from a Rasputina concert. They're a cello-based rock band fronted by Melora Creager. She's a history buff and her songs can deal with The Year Without a Summer, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire, or Rose Kennedy slowly losing her faculties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxeXHMHOcqQ

Ryder Cooley of the Dust Bowl Faeries sang and played the accordion and saw.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2019 11:47 PM (kQs4Y)

334 321 This year has been odd. This did not feel like a Kentucky June. I know when my dad and I went out on memorial day a lot of the fields in Indiana were not plowed and planted yet because they were still so wet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:41 PM (2B9A/)

I think everyone who's honest has been noticing that. Summer started nearly a full month later than it should have, across the country. (northern hemisphere, really) So now the question is, is this just a one off, or is winter going to start a month early?

Posted by: tom servo at June 24, 2019 11:47 PM (V2Yro)

335 I thought Rose Kennedy was lobotomized- no slow loss involved?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:48 PM (jQ4fD)

336 omg I just heard that shakespear's sister are reuniting

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2019 11:48 PM (ykYG2)

337 I am squarely in the "Make Democrats Deny All Charges" camp but from the contrast on the head alone that's pretty clearly a 'shop. Let's make them deny better photoshops and deepfake videos, people.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 11:23 PM (uEbPt)

Yeah. They P-shopped the panties in, because they didn't want to scandalize sensitive New Yorkers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 11:48 PM (WG6O9)

338 well that's how they do it in the movies!!!

Posted by: tom servo at June 24, 2019 11:44 PM (V2Yro)

And there has to be a cocking sound every time you point it at someone or pull it out. This goes double if you are pointing a shotgun. Then you have to have a very loud cocking sound.

Posted by: Quint at June 24, 2019 11:49 PM (n13/j)

339 I'll say again: I would prefer not to have an ice age.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:49 PM (jQ4fD)

340 Summer started nearly a full month later than it should have, across the country.

Certainly true in Western Oregon. It got hot for a couple of days in early June (long enough for the global warbelists to start crowing), but the remainder of June has been cool and somewhat wet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2019 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

341 Yeah. They P-shopped the panties in, because they didn't want to scandalize sensitive New Yorkers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 11:48 PM (WG6O9)

Just imagine if they would have given her Hillary's striped pants.

Posted by: tom servo at June 24, 2019 11:50 PM (V2Yro)

342 all the queens horses
youtube.com/watch?v=Fg8mVXmmmFs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2019 11:50 PM (ykYG2)

343 "Thank God for panties. I almost saw AOC's cooter!"

Idunno. Any port in a storm, etc.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 24, 2019 11:50 PM (UoH3c)

344 Is this where I can get one of them thongs?

Posted by: Kerry with a dripping purple heart at June 24, 2019 11:50 PM (WSVNe)

345 On a striker fire pistol no less.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:50 PM (jQ4fD)

346 Looking at it right now. I can see someone setting up an ultra low-end docker container hosting business with a few of these.


A guy I know just bought something like this to experiment with that concept: https://tinyurl.com/z9wtsxj


I'm using a few 3 B+ models for running digital modes on ham radio and an ADSB receiver. The Model 4 will be for the digital modes on HF.

Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 11:51 PM (OMsf+)

347 I'm just glad I've gotten to nearly July in Denver and haven't had one really hot day.

Freaking sweet. Even if we did get a spring storm that knocked out power to a hundred thousand people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)

348 Ryder Cooley of the Dust Bowl Faeries sang and played the accordion and saw.


What did he see?

*waves at Eris*

I just parachuted into this thread. The Rose Kennedy thing reminded me of something I just got reminded of. The CNN movie about Apollo 11 isn't that good and I got suckered into seeing it in theaters but now it's just on the teevee.

Our boys walk on the moon on July 20, 1969. Do you know when Ted Kennedy killed Mary Jo Kopechne? July 19, 1969. The mission control guys are talking about hey did you hear that story about Ted Kennedy...

Got chased out of the headlines because we, you know, walked on the Moon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 11:51 PM (fuK7c)

349 335 I thought Rose Kennedy was lobotomized- no slow loss involved?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:48 PM (jQ4fD)

--------

That was the sister, not the mother, IIRC

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 11:51 PM (9SkN+)

350 Over at a site called Insider, there's an article with a title along the lines of, "If you order these, your bartender will judge you."

Basically things to do and NOT do at a bar when you order, such as demand high-status spirits in lowbrow cocktails.

Another tip is, if you go to a high-end bar, order something high-end; if you go to a dive, order a dive drink.

I'd think half the fun of visiting a snooty richie-rich bar is ordering something so ghetto, it makes the bow-tied bartender turn purple.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 11:52 PM (miE9U)

351 "Are happy endings graduate work?"

Cum loudly...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 24, 2019 11:52 PM (UoH3c)

352 Rosemary

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 11:53 PM (9SkN+)

353 Bander, I loved that Apollo 11 documentary.

And Ryder is a she.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2019 11:53 PM (kQs4Y)

354 Mr. Prager, I appreciate your sentiment, but...what about those with history degrees that DO come out of the system all right?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 24, 2019 11:53 PM (mEn6y)

355 Rosalie Kennedy got lobotomized. She was the daughter of Joe and Rose, sister of Jack and the rest.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 11:53 PM (fuK7c)

356 I thought Rose Kennedy was lobotomized- no slow loss involved?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:48 PM (jQ4fD)

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Oh... I bet getting your brains scrambled with a coat hanger has some nasty follow-on effects over time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 11:53 PM (5aX2M)

357 again: I would prefer not to have an ice age

What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: Justinian at June 24, 2019 11:53 PM (ykYG2)

358 Kennedy's have always been known for luck of the news cycle and dastardly deeds, but mostly dastardly deeds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:54 PM (jQ4fD)

359 If AOC was lobotomized, could anyone tell?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 11:54 PM (miE9U)

360 I just got in. Is that photo of Loopy for realz, not photoshopped? I suspect her legs have been spread like that many times.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 24, 2019 11:54 PM (JgA4k)

361 Aetius, I'm still shocked the movie Chappaquiddick was made.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (miE9U)

362 Rosemary, right.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (fuK7c)

363 If AOC was lobotomized, could anyone tell?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 11:54 PM (miE9U)

Apparently not the voters in her district

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (85Gof)

364 That was the sister, not the mother, IIRC
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019
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Right, RoseMARY had the bowl of cherry cobbler for a head.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (5aX2M)

365 You are right, Cicero. Getting my Kennedy's mixed up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (jQ4fD)

366 Co front range has been wet and cold. Snow pack is way above normal in the high country.(700% I hear) They be skiing until July 4. Global warming my ass.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (0OmEj)

367 >>264 jeesh! I've been trying to watch the Project Veritas video and can't because Google has shut that baby down.

Ace's post from earlier day has a link to a different site that isn't down if you want to watch it.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (l6b3d)

368 Over at a site called Insider, there's an article with a title along the lines of, "If you order these, your bartender will judge you."

I don't care if the bartender judges me. He'll keep quiet about it, too, if he wants a tip.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (h2Bdk)

369

Right, RoseMARY had the bowl of cherry cobbler for a head.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (5aX2M)

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I hear the proper application of a Dremel moto-tool can have a remarkable effect on one's outlook.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 24, 2019 11:56 PM (9SkN+)

370 323 Somewhere, probably buried in Google, is an office in charge of scrubbing the social media histories of left-wingers who are about to become famous or infamous.

Some Antifa-type in Berkeley committed a crime recently. The Berkeley cops knew his name, but refused to release it for a week. To me it seemed obvious that this was done so his social media history could be scrubbed, along with the organizations that he was affiliated with, before his name became publicly known.

I did a pretty through search on Christine Blasey-Ford's internet presence, and it was obviously professionally scrubbed. Academics normally have a pretty extensive internet presence, but in Blasey-Ford's case, almost nothing - no lectures on YouTube, no on-line class syllabi, nothing.



Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2019 11:42 PM (I2/tG)


Yup, and I'll bet those evil google employees don't even need to be TOLD to do that, it's all for the good of the "movement".

Posted by: Boots at June 24, 2019 11:56 PM (e9omi)

371 338. My BF told me it takes a while to take aim, it's not like the movies where they just fire and always hit their target.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 11:56 PM (hOfX7)

372 Thank God for panties. I almost saw AOC's cooter!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 10:13 PM (miE9U)


She needs to trim her hedgehog though.

PS The carpet matches the drapes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 24, 2019 11:56 PM (Z4rgH)

373 Bander, I loved that Apollo 11 documentary.


Oh, they were all you have to see this 70 mm footage that we shot and then hoarded like Norwegian trolls it's the most amazing stuff ever.

But all the new 70 mm stuff was wheeling the thing out to the launch pad and all the 60s hairdoes watching it. All of the in space stuff we had seen before.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 11:57 PM (fuK7c)

374 And I'm out.

Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2019 11:58 PM (kQs4Y)

375
Yup, and I'll bet those evil google employees don't even need to be TOLD to do that, it's all for the good of the "movement".
Posted by: Boots


Just like IRS employees.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 11:58 PM (aKsyK)

376 371 338. My BF told me it takes a while to take aim, it's not like the movies where they just fire and always hit their target.
Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 11:56 PM (hOfX7)


When people shoot at each other IRL they tend not to aim much. The rule is something along the lines of "If you hit where you're aiming you're not moving enough." You try to make up the difference in volume of fire.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 24, 2019 11:58 PM (h2Bdk)

377 Would it be worse to offer a free eye exam with any rectal photography session?

I'm asking for Hope Solo.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2019 12:00 AM (Z4rgH)

378 Chappaquiddick was produced by Mark Ciardi who has done pretty a-political stuff and Entertainment Studios which is owned by a comedian named Byron Allen who has partnered with Sinclair off and on.

I'm guessing both of those guys are closeted conservatives.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2019 12:00 AM (WdocV)

379 18-1, good to know, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2019 12:00 AM (miE9U)

380 I'm asking for Hope Solo.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2019 12:00 AM (Z4rgH)

She would not have let Spain score todat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2019 12:01 AM (85Gof)

381
The Kennedys were so messed up.

If, in an alternate universe, lobotomies cured some fatal disease, I think I'd prefer terminal illness and death to living as a zombie.

They just did it to her because she was slow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 12:01 AM (5aX2M)

382 Yud, I read Joe had Rosemary lobotomized because quite the opposite, she was a wild child and didn't care if she embarrassed the family or not.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2019 12:01 AM (miE9U)

383 I would guess that like at most tech companies they encourage googlers to engage in "special projects". For some people that's raising money for the local homeless shelters on disaster relief and for them its hiding all of the warts of their political friends.



Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2019 12:01 AM (WdocV)

384 thanks, Bananadream.

Posted by: booknlass at June 25, 2019 12:02 AM (xIKXj)

385 382 Yud, I read Joe had Rosemary lobotomized because quite the opposite, she was a wild child and didn't care if she embarrassed the family or not.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2019 12:01 AM (miE9U)


These days we're more civilized. We send the crazy ones off to Evergreen State or Oberlin to be lobotomized.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 25, 2019 12:02 AM (h2Bdk)

386 Senatorial Privilege (1988, I just looked it up) provides an amazingly detailed tick tock of the events of Chappaquiddick.

No matter what you already think it can do nothing but lower your opinion of Teddy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 25, 2019 12:03 AM (fuK7c)

387 382 Yud, I read Joe had Rosemary lobotomized because quite the opposite, she was a wild child and didn't care if she embarrassed the family or not.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2019 12:01 AM (miE9U)

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Fine people, through and through.

American royalty, they were.

*spit*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 25, 2019 12:03 AM (9SkN+)

388 No matter what you already think it can do nothing but lower your opinion of Teddy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 25, 2019 12:03 AM (fuK7c)

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My opinion of him is at 0.0 already.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 25, 2019 12:03 AM (FiUMj)

389 Cicero, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2019 12:04 AM (miE9U)

390 Yud, I read Joe had Rosemary lobotomized because quite the opposite, she was a wild child and didn't care if she embarrassed the family or not.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2019 12:01

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Yeah, that too, but which Kennedy does that NOT describe?

They were embarrassed of her because she was a little retarded. Not dashing or sophisticated like the others. Better to have her as a zombie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 12:04 AM (5aX2M)

391 We used to shoot targets in BF's back yard but he now has uptight weirdo new neighbors so we have to go to the range.

Posted by: kallisto at June 25, 2019 12:04 AM (hOfX7)

392 Over at a site called Insider, there's an article
with a title along the lines of, "If you order these, your bartender
will judge you."



I don't care if the bartender judges me. He'll keep quiet about it, too, if he wants a tip.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (h2Bdk)

Hey I give these guys credit. I read articles like this all the time and am impressed that people can sell this stuff. You see articles like this on investment sites all the time. It is obvious the guy just started slapping away at the keyboard for a ten minutes or so. Again, I give them credit, they are making money on this stuff. It is easier to bitch about it than to do better.

The one the guy had right was asking for a shaken Martini. A, Ian Flemming was wrong and B, the guy who drinks it could not tell the difference on a bet. OTOH, as said by Ace's liver, make the drink and stop judging. You are a bartender. A great job but not so good to be judging people. It is like the casino dealers who think they know better and lost their paychecks proving that idea false.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 12:04 AM (n13/j)

393
They just did it to her because she was slow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 12:01 AM


Or did they do it to shut her up?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2019 12:04 AM (aKsyK)

394 366 Co front range has been wet and cold. Snow pack is way above normal in the high country.(700% I hear) They be skiing until July 4. Global warming my ass.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 24, 2019 11:55 PM (0OmEj)

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Haven't you heard? Whether there is no snow or a lot of snow, it proves there's climate change. And the solution is communism.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 25, 2019 12:05 AM (FiUMj)

395 Haven't you heard? Whether there is no snow or a lot of snow, it proves there's climate change. And the solution is communism.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 25, 2019 12:05 AM (FiUMj)

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It's like a scientific equation or something!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 25, 2019 12:06 AM (9SkN+)

396 the best thing teddy accomplished with his life was going toes up. hope satan is abusing him anally with a burning cactus. fucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 25, 2019 12:07 AM (KP5rU)

397 Global warming my ass.

Wait til they get a load of me.

Posted by: Yellowstone at June 25, 2019 12:07 AM (ykYG2)

398 Yud, I read Joe had Rosemary lobotomized because quite the opposite, she
was a wild child and didn't care if she embarrassed the family or not.
***

Yes, she like boys, partying, boys, dances, boys, and oh....boys.


Interesting that feminists agree it was right to lobotomize her so that her habits wouldn't impact her brother's run for president.

Note that the Kennedy Klan claims she was deeply mentally disabled, but there are plenty of pictures of her you can see for yourself where she is a normal teenage/early 20 year old woman.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2019 12:08 AM (WdocV)

399 My opinion of him is at 0.0 already.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 25, 2019 12:03 AM (FiUMj

Embrace the power of negative numbers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 25, 2019 12:08 AM (AZxMX)

400
Wait til they get a load of me.
Posted by: Yellowstone


Pic-a-nic baskets all over the place.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)

401 but even Ace's links don't work anymore.

when G wants to censor something, they have the power.

In the article I mentioned from BB, about the censorship, O'Keefe provides a link bypassing G and suggests everyone download the video so we can still get it out.

here's the only working video I could find
https://tinyurl.com/y2wzro99

Posted by: booknlass at June 25, 2019 12:09 AM (xIKXj)

402 Wait til they get a load of me.

Posted by: Yellowstone

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Wanna make it a double?

Posted by: Cumbre Vieja at June 25, 2019 12:10 AM (WdocV)

403 But BF did shoot a groundhog from inside the house lol.

Posted by: kallisto at June 25, 2019 12:10 AM (hOfX7)

404 By the way, how is everybody. My dog is asleep on the floor behind me and I feel pretty fucking good.
Not that anybody asked.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 25, 2019 12:10 AM (JgA4k)

405 free public transportation for "the poor"

Because nothing encourages normal people to take public transportation like turning public transit into a rolling homeless shelter.

You can also do what Portland did, which was provide free, unlimited transit passes to high school students That encourages normal people to take public transportation too.

and of course a fuckton of new taxes.

The other thing that "woke" cities will be trying soon is to tie as many governmental fees and fines as possible to income. For example, if you get a speeding ticket, the amount of the fine should be tied to your income.

A now-departed Portland city councilman suggested tying parking charges to income - apparently you would have to put your driver's license into the parking machine, the machine would retrieve your income from the state tax database, and would then determine how much to charge you.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 12:11 AM (I2/tG)

406 I've got the CBC app on my phone for news content. Stop laughing. It actually is usually helpful for international events the U.S. media refuses to cover.

But the past few weeks, the ONLY thing CBC wants to talk about is bloody global warming!!! THAT IS IT. That is the subject of every breaking story that has appeared on my phone and watch for WEEKS.

(With occasional smatterings of whining about how cruel and horrible the United States is for having immigration laws. Never mind that I can't enter Canada without facing the CBSA at a port of entry. Never mind the CBC also had stories hand wringing about people illegally entering Canada.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 12:11 AM (mEn6y)

407 My dog is asleep on the floor behind me and I feel pretty fucking good.

Not that anybody asked.
***
Ok, sorry - our bad.


So where is your dog sleeping again?

/s

Posted by: Cumbre Vieja at June 25, 2019 12:12 AM (WdocV)

408
I saw Free Rectal Photography open for Ugly Kid Joe at the Cow Palace back in '97.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2019 12:14 AM (WJy0R)

409 Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 25, 2019 12:10 AM (JgA4k)

Having a dog is a pretty good start towards feeling good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 25, 2019 12:14 AM (AZxMX)

410 Good evening.

Thanks for some Zappa finale, MisHum. Even with his man-bun.

All too short. The vid. His life.

My intro to Frank was a friend in H.S. who had the Mothers' Freak Out double album. I was never the same after that.

Well, actually, before that, I'd seen Only In It For the Money advertised in Marvel comics, and wondered, what genius has realized it was time to market rock to funnybookers? Sure stood out from the X-Ray Specs ads!

When I got to college, first year, the Mothers were the homecoming band. Unforgettable. One of only two good things from that college, the other being meeting Milady.

Momentary lull.
Guy real loud in the audience: "EAT ME, FRANK!"
Hush falls over the crowd.
Frank pauses, then intones: "I hope that's a girl with a really deep voice."
Audience roars. Band plays.

Then a Zappa groupie (seriously) and I hitched down to Chicago (we were so dumb) to catch first run of 200 Motels. Substance-free, I came out sorta tripping. I might've enjoyed it even more if the groupie hadn't been giving me inside remarks about everything in the movie.

Milady and I got to see him in Chicago, with his surprise guest star, "Mister Sting." That was a helluva show, too.

and then all too soon he was gone.

/moldy memory dump

Posted by: mindful webworker - the crux of the biscuit at June 25, 2019 12:15 AM (dtPtV)

411 350 Over at a site called Insider, there's an article with a title along the lines of, "If you order these, your bartender will judge you."

"This" or "These" in a headline means "clickbait". And if this Insider is in anyway related to, say, Business Insider, one should be aware that they do NOTHING but clickbait.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 12:15 AM (mEn6y)

412 393. I think she was spilling the beans about Old Joe molesting her.

Posted by: kallisto at June 25, 2019 12:15 AM (hOfX7)

413 (With occasional smatterings of whining about how cruel and horrible the United States is for having immigration laws. Never mind that I can't enter Canada without facing the CBSA at a port of entry. Never mind the CBC also had stories hand wringing about people illegally entering Canada.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 12:11 AM (mEn6y)

The Communist Broadcorping Castration.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2019 12:16 AM (WG6O9)

414 Also, good-night.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the crux of the biscuit at June 25, 2019 12:16 AM (dtPtV)

415 The other thing that "woke" cities will be trying soon is to tie as many governmental fees and fines as possible to income. For example, if you get a speeding ticket, the amount of the fine should be tied to your income.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 12:11 AM (I2/tG)


That's how it's done in Norway. I remember a story where some rich guy got a $300k speeding ticket. The question is why anybody would bust his ass to make more money in a country where the price of everything goes up with your income. You'd end up with an entire country full of people doing just enough to not get fired.

There's a reason successful Sandis move to the US or the UK.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 25, 2019 12:17 AM (h2Bdk)

416 Never mind that I can't enter Canada without facing the CBSA at a port of entry.

Had the story last night about a smart-ass journalist/lawyer mouthing off to Customs and Border Patrol, and discovering that that wasn't a good idea.

Somebody should try that with Canadian customs/passport control people as a control.

N.B. I have been to many countries, including some of the dodgier ones, and the most trouble I've ever had was entering Canada. (To make it better, I was just trying to change planes - I planned to spend four hours in Canada, and had no intention of leaving the airport.)

Must have gotten the passport guy on a bad day.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 12:21 AM (I2/tG)

417 Quint, 18-1, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2019 12:21 AM (miE9U)

418 he question is why anybody would bust his ass to make more money in a country where the price of everything goes up with your income.

It's a clever form of disguised taxation - first we hit you with a progressive income tax, but then we're going to charge you $10,000 for a permit instead of the normal $1,000 because you are "rich".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 12:25 AM (I2/tG)

419 N.B. I have been to many countries, including some of the dodgier ones, and the most trouble I've ever had was entering Canada. (To make it better, I was just trying to change planes - I planned to spend four hours in Canada, and had no intention of leaving the airport.)

Must have gotten the passport guy on a bad day.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 12:21 AM (I2/tG)


I had a friend with a similar problem. She was headed to a job site in Germany. She had a layover in Paris. The company handled the visas and whatnot. This was pre-EU.

Apparently the company got something wrong with the paperwork. When she got to CDG they told her she didn't have permission to be in France, that her visa was only good for Germany. They literally wouldn't let her walk 100 yards to the Lufthansa terminal and board a flight to Frankfurt, because those 100 yards were in France.

It took two hours to sort out, by which time she'd missed the flight to Fankfurt and had to spend the rest of the day in CDG, with a strict admonition not to leave the airport. I've always wondered if it was real or if there was some French guy looking to wring a bribe out of a weary traveler.

It's also kinda funny in light of the millions of people pouring over the border in recent years.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 25, 2019 12:29 AM (h2Bdk)

420 51 I acknowledge that students who are entering STEM (science, technology, engineering and math) fields must attend college. But for most of the rest, sending your child to college is playing Russian roulette with their values, character and even joy of life. Dennis Prager

"He's absolutely right. A motivated student can study literature, history, philosophy, English, whatever on his own.

"It's tough to do the same with STEM subjects, certainly initially, and it would take the student inordinately long to get up to speed..."

The problem is that while yes, indeed, STEM fields and study are extremely important, and yes, I suppose you can be motivated and study fields that require silly skills like reading on one's own, in this world, it takes all kinds.

For me, STEM fields are difficult because the math required is a nightmare for me. I stalled at Algebra I in HS and was happy to knock out College Algebra at the university level. At the same time, I have known people who have mastered various aspects of STEM or people in the medical world looking at me as if though I was the intellectual almighty just for studying history (and therefore able to speak to that subject and others) even though I was looking at them as if THEY were the intellectual almighty just for their mastery of skills such as math.

The point is that just as I would be in a world of hurt if I were confronted with the task of designing a structurally sound bridge, many of them would be shrieking with agony if they found themselves in an archive stuck doing a simple research project.

Again,in this world, it takes all kinds. We ALL have our role.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 12:30 AM (mEn6y)

421 Hey! Wait a minute!!

Does that guy holding AOC up have FOUR ARMS???

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 25, 2019 12:31 AM (geIq4)

422 I think traffic fines should be done away with altogether... They are no deterrent to the wealthy and a burden on those of modest means... I figure a day or two in the clink (for serious or repeat offences!) is a more equitable form of justice -- a poor man's time is just as valuable as a rich man's...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 25, 2019 12:34 AM (wgV7k)

423 Well, time for me to hit my painful little sack. Goodnight guys.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 25, 2019 12:34 AM (Clxcy)

424 By the way that woman on Anderson Cooper...wow.

Can't they find a Blasey Ford to lie for them instead of some kook?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2019 12:34 AM (WdocV)

425 The point is that just as I would be in a world of hurt if I were confronted with the task of designing a structurally sound bridge ...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 12:30 AM


Have you considered attending our "university"?

Posted by: Florida International University at June 25, 2019 12:34 AM (zCabI)

426 People who fancy themselves "all stemmy" like to conjecture that you can teach yourself history, philosophy, and literature, but arithmetic is so important that you have to be in a club with them.

If you teach yourself structural engineering, and then build a house, there's a fair to middling chance that when the house falls in, it only takes the self-taught engineer with it. Do that with a belief system, and screw up, and you do to whole mobs of people, families and all, what Prager is so worried about happening at Brooklyn or NYU.

The main reason for having the so-called "arts grads" out there in the world is that when you have whole clusters of arithmetic majors toiling away in their corporate cubicles, somebody has to be in charge to take care of them. Especially when they screw up and hurt people, because they are not capable of handling the consequences, the poor dears.



Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 25, 2019 12:34 AM (8ZmvG)

427
Does that guy holding AOC up have FOUR ARMS???
Posted by: Michelle Fields


https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Octo_Paganini

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2019 12:35 AM (aKsyK)

428 N.B. I have been to many countries, including some of the dodgier ones, and the most trouble I've ever had was entering Canada. (To make it better, I was just trying to change planes - I planned to spend four hours in Canada, and had no intention of leaving the airport.)

Must have gotten the passport guy on a bad day.

This is NO lie. I have entered the PRC (that is, mainland China) and even East Germany (yeah, I'm old, get off my lawn) with much fewer complications than entering Canada. Canada is the only country in the world where I have been searched and interrogated upon entering the country.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 12:35 AM (mEn6y)

429 They literally wouldn't let her walk 100 yards to the Lufthansa terminal and board a flight to Frankfurt, because those 100 yards were in France.

LOL. The Canadian border control guy was upset that I didn't already have my boarding pass for my Cathay Pacific flight to Hong Kong, despite all my other documentation. I could see the Cathay Pacific counter from the passport control station, so I offered to walk to the counter, get my boarding pass, and walk back to the passport control station. Didn't help.

I'm driving to Canada in September - I'll find out if they have my passport flagged.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 12:35 AM (I2/tG)

430 Oh darn. I'm falling asleep on the cusp of another liberal arts v. STEM fight.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 25, 2019 12:37 AM (fuK7c)

431 I think traffic fines should be done away with altogether... They are no deterrent to the wealthy and a burden on those of modest means... I figure a day or two in the clink (for serious or repeat offences!) is a more equitable form of justice -- a poor man's time is just as valuable as a rich man's...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 25, 2019 12:34 AM


Rich man: I need to take a couple of personal days, I will be in on Wednesday.

Poor man: I just got fired because I didn't show up for work on Monday.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 25, 2019 12:38 AM (zCabI)

432 Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 25, 2019 12:34 AM (8ZmvG)

Funny then that throughout history, almost everything was built WITHOUT people having College Degrees.

How weird is that. According to your theory the Pyramids should have fallen down long ago.

Posted by: Don Q at June 25, 2019 12:38 AM (NgKpN)

433 I'd think half the fun of visiting a snooty richie-rich bar is ordering something so ghetto, it makes the bow-tied bartender turn purple.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 24, 2019 11:52 PM (miE9U)

Mom had just seen a Peter Sellers Clouseau movie and ordered a Kahlua and ginger ale while in a hoity-toity restaurant in Seattle.
Got a whatthe look from the waiter but it was delivered and consumed.
The dining party, having seen the movie, snortchuckled. The server treated our party in a distant but correct manner.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 25, 2019 12:41 AM (e1mEI)

434
How weird is that. According to your theory the Pyramids should have fallen down long ago.
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I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE!

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at June 25, 2019 12:41 AM (WdocV)

435
Food for thought...

All assassins are crazy. But some more than others, and it seems to be a recent trend for them to just be loony gollums like Adam Lanza, et. al.

Booth had a reason to kill Lincoln. Guiteau had one for Garfield, Czolgosz had one for McKinley.

Then there was John Schrank, when things seemed to turn. He shot Roosevelt because McKinley's ghost commanded him to.

After that, Oswald shot Kennedy, vaguely because he was a Communist, but mostly because he was insane.

I suspect Sirhan Sirhan of something similar (but Arab nationalist instead of Commie). He was a raving lunatic, as well, though, and it's hard to even tell with him.

After that, it was just straight up lunatics.

Squeaky Fromme needs no introduction.

Sarah Jane Moore was a madwoman who went from SLA to FBI informant to attempted Presidential assassin over an obsession with Patty Hearst.

Then Hinckley stalked Carter and shot Reagan because... Jodie Foster??? Dude, you were never gonna get that one. Sorry. Not in the cards.

Now, think about the fact that people are demonstrably less sane than they've ever been.

Scary, right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 12:43 AM (5aX2M)

436 How weird is that. According to your theory the Pyramids should have fallen down long ago.
Posted by: Don Q at June 25, 2019 12:38 AM (NgKpN)

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They cleverly made the bases wider than the tops, which keeps them from falling over. The Pyramids wouldn't have lasted into the Middle Kingdom if they had put the points on the bottom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 25, 2019 12:44 AM (9SkN+)

437 It's also kinda funny in light of the millions of people pouring over the border in recent years.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 25, 2019 12:29 AM (h2Bdk)

Right here, this is the most galling thing about illegal immigration and the government's tolerance of it, and some Americans' celebration of it.

We ALL know "the rules". If you want to travel internationally, you need a passport, and possibly a visa. Usually it all depends on where you go. Every country, including this one, has rules for entry, and typically you have to enter the country through a port of entry, and you have to show an immigration or customs official a passport/visa, and their job is to make sure you are legit and aren't going to cause people in the country you are visiting problems as they have enough problems of their own.

Apparently people in this country don't understand what a passport means. Yes, in this country, if you are a citizen, it is rather easy to get a passport. But in truth a passport is the State Department's way of telling the officials of other countries something to the effect of "yeah, he's one of our citizens, and yeah, he/she is cool." Meaning, the citizen holding the passport isn't a hardened criminal or at least has not been convicted of any crimes in the United States, and can/should be a very low threat to the country being visited.

All of this is very basic, yet it is beyond the grasp of millions of Americans and unfortunately therefore beyond the grasp of the representatives and governments those citizens elect.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 12:46 AM (mEn6y)

438 Headless, LOL.

Reminds me of the scene in Victor/Victoria where James Garner walks into the toughest bar in Paris, goes straight up to the bar, and orders milk.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2019 12:52 AM (miE9U)

439 Interesting what would have happened had Sarah Jane Moore succeeded. Ford was a placeholder president but were he assassinated in office you might have seen the JFK effect - perhaps giving us Reagan in 76? Or maybe just Dole/Bush 41 instead of Carter...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2019 12:52 AM (WdocV)

440 The main reason for having the so-called "arts grads" out there in the world is that when you have whole clusters of arithmetic majors toiling away in their corporate cubicles, somebody has to be in charge to take care of them. Especially when they screw up and hurt people, because they are not capable of handling the consequences, the poor dears.



Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 25, 2019 12:34 AM (8ZmvG)

If "liberal arts" students actually learned traditional liberal arts courses, your argument might be valid. But most colleges these days teach nothing but Marxism and Grievance Studies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2019 12:53 AM (WG6O9)

441 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 12:46 AM (mEn6y)

I doubt the average LIV, aka. Democrat, ever thinks about other countries and their border controls. Every time a Republican wins the presidency, tens of thousands of Dems vow to move to France or at least Canada. I wish these people would actually try it. Not a web search but really make the effort to move. They will find out soon enough that if they are not loaded with cash or very, very special skills, they will likely get the high hat.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 12:53 AM (n13/j)

442 at another long local public meeting, but learned some interesting stuff, so time well spent.

what did i miss here?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 12:54 AM (EQMiV)

443 Yup your average American would not be able to move into Canada or Mexico or most any other county but the good ol U S of A will take most anyone. Anybody at all if they are willing to come in illegally. Spit.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 25, 2019 12:57 AM (0OmEj)

444 The main reason for having the so-called "arts grads" out there in the world is that when you have whole clusters of arithmetic majors toiling away in their corporate cubicles, somebody has to be in charge to take care of them.

Sure, sure, buddy. Make sure you leave room for cream.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 25, 2019 12:58 AM (h2Bdk)

445 I don't see any skeletons in the picture.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 25, 2019 01:00 AM (V8zw+)

446 But most colleges these days teach nothing but Marxism and Grievance Studies.

Most importantly, colleges no longer teach critical thinking - they teach students to mouth received platitudes.

For example, if you take an "energy economics" class at a modern American university, there is a 99.9% chance that you will be taught that it is imperative that we move to 100% renewable electrical generation as quickly as possible. This is taught as a received fact - not as a position to be defended.

The counter-argument that there are significant operational problems with a 100% renewable electrical system, and that it might be a lot more efficient to have a significant amount of fossil fuel generation, is simply not presented. Students have no idea how to respond if someone raises that argument.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 01:02 AM (I2/tG)

447 G-d forbid you should say the dreaded "n" word.*

*nuclear

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 01:06 AM (5aX2M)

448 LOL. I'm on several Oregon environmental organization's e-mail lists, and they are announcing a big rally tomorrow to protest the fact that the Republican Oregon state senators continue to stay out of state, denying the D's the opportunity to pass their cap-and-trade bill, with no possibility of referring the cap-and-trade bill to voters.

Some senators were in Washington (across the river from Portland), but got worried that the left-wing governor of Washington might simply order Washington state police to illegally kidnap the senators, and forcibly return them to Oregon. So, they're probably all in Idaho...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 01:08 AM (I2/tG)

449 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 25, 2019 01:08 AM (miE9U)

450 Most importantly, colleges no longer teach critical thinking - they teach students to mouth received platitudes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 01:02 AM (I2/tG)

I politely criticized a Millennial acquaintance about how his generation never rebelled. Most young generations rebel, but not these guys. They just took what the teachers shoved down their throats and asked for more. Then they turned on the teachers for not being nutty enough. He said we "perfected it". I guess it is like going from opium to Heroin.


Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 01:11 AM (n13/j)

451 >> 426 The... so-called "arts grads" [have] when [STEM majors]
>> hurt people, because they are not capable of handling
>> the consequences, the poor dears.

Sounds like one attorney had a little too much to drink.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 25, 2019 01:14 AM (o2vOl)

452 Some senators were in Washington (across the river from Portland), but got worried that the left-wing governor of Washington might simply order Washington state police to illegally kidnap the senators, and forcibly return them to Oregon. So, they're probably all in Idaho...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 01:08 AM (I2/tG)

How would Inslee know which senators are in Washington, and where they are staying, unless they announced their presence?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2019 01:15 AM (WG6O9)

453 Well, I am going to call it a night. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2019 01:17 AM (WG6O9)

454 How would Inslee know which senators are in Washington, and where they are staying, unless they announced their presence?

The senators might be using their real names at hotels, their cars have known license plate numbers, etc.

The D's only need to kidnap two Oregon Republican senators to get their quorum.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 01:19 AM (I2/tG)

455
When will the #justice4juggalo gofundme begin?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 25, 2019 01:21 AM (pNxlR)

456 Washington much Like Colorado deserves what they get good and hard. The Repubs should go back home and vote.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 25, 2019 01:21 AM (0OmEj)

457
if they are not loaded with cash or very, very special skills, they will likely get the high hat.
Posted by: Quint

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Heh, and that's the legal entry. Let them try crashing right across in broad daylight, then demanding the right to stay and live off Canadian taxpayers, all while refusing to say "Eh?" after every sentence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2019 01:25 AM (13CQC)

458 The Repubs should go back home and vote.

Not until Oregon cap-and-trade is presented as a "regular" bill, instead of an "emergency" bill.

A "regular" bill allows the bill to be referred to a vote of the people, given enough petition signatures. An "emergency" bill does not.

The D's are doing this, because they know that cap-and-trade will lose by a sizable margin if the people vote on it, so they are trying to evade that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 01:27 AM (I2/tG)

459
Again,in this world, it takes all kinds. We ALL have our role.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

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I'll add: Hunkering in a library and reading classics and even reading literary criticism isn't enough. You need to debate, discuss, synthesize, produce. A formal education in the arts is a great thing when it's not corrupted by SJW-ism.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2019 01:29 AM (13CQC)

460 The D's are doing this, because they know that cap-and-trade will lose by a sizable margin if the people vote on it, so they are trying to evade that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 01:27 AM (I2/tG)
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all the more reason to pass it this way!!!

for the chilren!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 01:30 AM (EQMiV)

461 Howdy, 'rons and 'ronettes. I'm back again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2019 01:32 AM (Ki5SV)

462 I hereby volunteer to harbor ONE Republican Senator from Washington. It's all I have for guest space that's not part of a couple.

But if various Texans such as myself put up such Republican Senators from Washington, we can give them an unassailable shelter from their Demoncrat majority.

'Cause I rather doubt that the legal machinery in Texas would produce the results desired by the Washington democrats, in time to make any difference at all.

Bonus. My guest would get Texas BBQ, time at the shootin' range, bourbon and cigars.

That's just for the Senator'ettes.

The dudes would have to find their own Texas entertainments.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2019 01:32 AM (QzJWU)

463 Again,in this world, it takes all kinds. We ALL have our role.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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and some people simply serve as an excellent bad example.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 01:33 AM (EQMiV)

464
N.B. I have been to many countries, including some of the dodgier ones, and the most trouble I've ever had was entering Canada.

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I was surprised at how much grief the Canadian border guards gave me. Oh, and they're dead serious about embargoing fresh fruit, even if you got it at a giant supermarket just a stone's throw from their watch tower.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2019 01:35 AM (13CQC)

465 if they are not loaded with cash or very, very special skills, they will likely get the high hat.

Posted by: Quint



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Heh, and that's the legal entry. Let them try crashing right across
in broad daylight, then demanding the right to stay and live off
Canadian taxpayers, all while refusing to say "Eh?" after every
sentence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2019 01:25 AM (13CQC)

Canada, Spain, France, Japan, Russia, etc. What I don't get it why most Americans do not know these basics. Immigration, legal and illegal, is a complicated subject. For whatever reason, most Americans have not been taught the most basic of concepts and they have no desire to learn them themselves. As far as I know, the only countries that do not control their borders are failed states and even they do it in other ways, worse ways.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 01:36 AM (n13/j)

466
Shamelessly stolen and adapted
:

Free rectal photography with purchase of one rectal photography of equal or greater value.

Sponsored by Wink, the Sassy One, from Canada Dry

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 25, 2019 01:39 AM (pNxlR)

467 I was surprised at how much grief the Canadian
border guards gave me. Oh, and they're dead serious about embargoing
fresh fruit, even if you got it at a giant supermarket just a stone's
throw from their watch tower.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2019 01:35 AM (13CQC)

Same with the E.U. They will tell you you are welcome to visit, but the real question is when are you going to leave.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 01:39 AM (n13/j)

468 I doubt the average LIV, aka. Democrat, ever thinks about other countries and their border controls. Every time a Republican wins the presidency, tens of thousands of Dems vow to move to France or at least Canada. I wish these people would actually try it. Not a web search but really make the effort to move. They will find out soon enough that if they are not loaded with cash or very, very special skills, they will likely get the high hat.
Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 12:53 AM (n13/j)

Absolutely. Although I'd argue you could have stopped typing at "thinks" and still be very accurate.

I have a friend who is to the Left of Marx. A true limousine Leftist. She feels painfully for the plight of the "migrants" YET when she traveled internationally recently she did all those things I described above: went through ports of entry, saw Customs officials and presented them her passport, and the whole thing. Yet she believes at the exact same time people need to be allowed to stream into the country and that the border can and should be as innocuous as the county lines I cross on my commutes.

I also have Catholic friends who are outraged that the United States has things like border controls, immigration laws, and ports of entry, and so on. They got very angry with me when I pointed out that the Vatican isn't even a member of the Schengen Pact, and posted the requirements for visiting the Vatican - which, as I recall, is a walled city with six gates.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 01:41 AM (mEn6y)

469 Most importantly, colleges no longer teach critical thinking - they teach students to mouth received platitudes.

For example, if you take an "energy economics" class at a modern American university, there is a 99.9% chance that you will be taught that it is imperative that we move to 100% renewable electrical generation as quickly as possible. This is taught as a received fact - not as a position to be defended.

The counter-argument that there are significant operational problems with a 100% renewable electrical system, and that it might be a lot more efficient to have a significant amount of fossil fuel generation, is simply not presented. Students have no idea how to respond if someone raises that argument.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 01:02 AM (I2/tG)

This is perhaps the biggest key: not teaching critical thinking. And it's not new. Back in my day, I had a psychology textbook (I hated that class) which, in a portion, praised the French medical system. In all their praise, they did not once mention cost, they did not once mention the abysmal pay of their doctors, and they did not mention once the state of the French nanny state, or the fact that the country is ossifying before our eyes.

The next semester I took a sociology class and the book had an article that heaped praise on Canada's medical system, and once again, it mentioned nothing about the expense, or the wait times, the fact that if doctors/nurses go on strike, how ruinous it is for people's appointments, and so forth. Now, I knew of these things, so I could read stuff like this with a critical eye. But what of those around me?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 01:47 AM (mEn6y)

470 get woke, go broke, wog style...

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-24
/pakistanis-boycott-proctor-gamble- .
after-feminist-detergent-ad-insults-islam

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 01:49 AM (EQMiV)

471 > They just did it to her because she was slow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 12:01 AM (5aX2M)

> Yud, I read Joe had Rosemary lobotomized because quite the opposite, she
was a wild child and didn't care if she embarrassed the family or not.

A little of both, as I understand it.
1) Had the same sex drive and lack of selectivity as her brothers.2) Was slightly slow and didn't understand that girls were not allowed to do that stuff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2019 01:50 AM (Vy4a0)

472 Sleeping and waking-up at odd times is just weird. I barely remember lying down and now I'm awake. I'll count the sleep as a blessing, though. I must have needed it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)

473 Slap.

I only sleep late at night, because the early a.m. alarms demand it.

Otherwise?

I'd probably hit the sack 'round 4 am, and wake 'bout noon.

And that would fit my natural rhythms just fine, I think.

I've always been a nocturnal creature, I think. Working "mid-watch" was to me, a blessing, not a curse.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2019 01:57 AM (QzJWU)

474 Sleeping and waking-up at odd times is just weird.

I know, Slap. Now that I have this new job, I'm up at all hours of the night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2019 01:58 AM (Ki5SV)

475 I've always been "nocturnal", as well. I was never one for "naps", nor did I fall asleep easily. Now I just feel like I have to lie down and *poof*; three-to-five hours have passed.

...It is just the darndest thing!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:04 AM (Ckg4U)

476 When I worked third-shift at a warehouse, I was screwed-up for a long time, MP4. I would go two-to-three days without sleep. ...but I was young then, so it didn't matter that much.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:06 AM (Ckg4U)

477 It seems to be a slow moment here at the HQ.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2019 02:06 AM (Ki5SV)

478 Yeah... I have the talent of opining when there is a dearth of comments.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:09 AM (Ckg4U)

479 Yeah... I have the talent of opining when there is a dearth of comments.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:09 AM (Ckg4U)


No problem. I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd pop in here and see what was going on.

I'm also up at this hour trying to knock the kinks out of an idea for my next Theda Bara book. I feel that I'm right on the cusp, if I could only concentrate.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2019 02:12 AM (Ki5SV)

480 Slap.

The sleep hits me behind the eyes, and is an irresistible force.

I only have to lay down, not because my body and frame is weary, but because I cannot further fight the power bringing my eyes to closure for the passage of some time.

Sometimes, even a mere hour is fully restorative.

Othertimes... see you in a few; I'm checked out for a while.

My once epic road trip endurance has been... impinged.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2019 02:13 AM (QzJWU)

481 SpaceX webcast has started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxH4CAlhtiQ

Posted by: rickl at June 25, 2019 02:14 AM (sdi6R)

482 I used to Love writing, MP4. People like me should probably just have stayed away from the craft, altogether.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:14 AM (Ckg4U)

483 I love writing when I'm in the groove, Slap. For a variety of personal reasons, I just haven't felt right. And I know the bit about "waiting for the muse is a fool's errand, just get it down on paper," but I have a nasty internal editor.

Right now I am trying to figure out how one character can frame another for murder and am mentally shuffling through some old Columbo shows to steal a partial idea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2019 02:19 AM (Ki5SV)

484 I used to have to run myself ragged, Jim. I'm talking doing eight hours' labor, problem-solving and carrying loads around the house, then talking to people on the phone until I just couldn't even hold the phone.

I don't know how many times I woke-up in the old computer chair with the cordless phone out of juice.

...that ruined my neck and I still have a little numbness in my left pinky from it. Thank God for Berserker and this little door-water-pulley-strap contraption he found to decompress the vertebrae.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:20 AM (Ckg4U)

485 I get that, MP4. Feeling the words pour from your fingers is exhilarating! I got about fifty pages written, once and posted them online.

People wanted me to continue, but I just wasn't feeling it, an longer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:24 AM (Ckg4U)

486 Slap, that fatigued phone warrior was me, twenty years ago. I get it.

But I didn't have a "chair" just laying supine on the boat's master berth, with a network of pillows for support, such as it was.

I want to move back aboard a boat for a retirement home. I know of no better place to mend, heal and relax, all due to the physical properties of the place itself.

Never mind that any boat I'd own, would soon end up looking like a Civil War Monitor, what with mounted weapons pointing out in every direction.

What, you thought the New Dawn looked like an innocent rowboat?

Ask me about when the U.S. Coast Guard did a "courtesy inspection."

"Any Drugs or Guns on Board?", they hailed from the RIB.

I replied.

"Aspirin, and an heavier amaments loadout than y'all are carrying on that puny launch!"

Yeah, that got a reaction.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2019 02:27 AM (QzJWU)

487 I get that, MP4. Feeling the words pour from your fingers is exhilarating! I got about fifty pages written, once and posted them online.

People wanted me to continue, but I just wasn't feeling it, an longer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:24 AM (Ckg4U)


I get very jealous and angry with myself sometimes reading the Sunday book thread, when I see so many Moron authors touting their third, fourth or fifth books when after 15+ years I've only got one and a short story to my name.

I have written enough for a new book, and today before work I tried to put down in single sentences all of the various scenes I'd written - or, at least, all the ones I could remember. If I could only string them all together just right, I'm sure I could get a good first draft out in a couple of months.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2019 02:28 AM (Ki5SV)

488 i was off making the rounds...

nite, JSND!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 02:30 AM (EQMiV)

489 *HAH!* ...Freaking Jim. How come I can picture that in my mind's eye with such photo-clarity?

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:30 AM (Ckg4U)

490 ..the requirements for visiting the Vatican - which, as I recall, is a walled city with six gates.

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Technically you can enter by walking across a white line painted on the ground. They have building security rather than border security!

Posted by: RioBravo at June 25, 2019 02:31 AM (GNk5/)

491 I'll pray for your inspiration, MP4. As I mentioned, sometimes you just have to beat the metal with a hammer until it bends to your will.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:32 AM (Ckg4U)

492 "Aspirin, and an heavier amaments loadout than y'all are carrying on that puny launch!"

Yeah, that got a reaction.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2019 02:27 AM (QzJWU)
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yeah, i 'member him telling that story.

mighta been a gub thread.

or another ONT.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 02:32 AM (EQMiV)

493
What I don't get it why most Americans do not know these basics.

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Maybe because Americans seldom if ever cross borders on account of our vastness.

Then there's the whole notion that we're exceptional in that we are the worst country on Earth and we deserve to be held back at other peoples borders while we leave our own wide open.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 25, 2019 02:34 AM (NZMu2)

494 red c. I wanna talk with you 'bout CMP restoration stuff. I lack knowledge, which you haz.


Slap.

For real. Three man crew on the 24' RIB. Chief, and two junior enlisteds. The enlisteds damn near shit themselves, while the Chief, being old and wise, counseled them to gather facts before drawing conclusions.

This worked to my favor.

They soon declared the New Dawn as the most heavily armed liveaboard boat on Galveston Bay.

And they were ALWAYAS friendly to me to a fault, thereafter.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2019 02:36 AM (QzJWU)

495 I love that story, Jim.

...and I didn't doubt you for 1/4 heartbeat.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:39 AM (Ckg4U)

496 ...yeah, i 'member him telling that story.

mighta been a gub thread.

or another ONT.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 02:32 AM (EQMiV)




Youze got Oldtimers.

It wus both.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2019 02:39 AM (QzJWU)

497 Wikipedia says there are 800 residents of the Vatican and 450 citizens. I guess a Millennial would say, "I will just leave this here".

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 02:41 AM (n13/j)

498 Bah. They lost another center core.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 25, 2019 02:43 AM (h2Bdk)

499 My YouTube link dropped out a dozen times, but that was one hell of a show! The three exhaust plumes impinging on each other during side core boostback was pretty wild.

Posted by: rickl at June 25, 2019 02:46 AM (sdi6R)

500 Listening to my "buddy" Semper Bear talking about his children and back pain on the EvilTube right now. I enjoy listening to a Family Man speak of the love of his children.

...pure logos.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:51 AM (Ckg4U)

501 What I don't get it why most Americans do not know these basics.



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Maybe because Americans seldom if ever cross borders on account of our vastness.



Then there's the whole notion that we're exceptional in that we are
the worst country on Earth and we deserve to be held back at other
peoples borders while we leave our own wide open.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 25, 2019 02:34 AM (NZMu2)

Yeah, we are dumb but rich. We are unwelcoming but have welcomed more than any other land. We are the worst nation but must allow everyone to come here. The thing is, we have already been welcoming. We have already gladly allowed major changes to the populace over many decades. We allow everyone to become American but few countries do the same.

The most positive line you can say about Paris is that though not everyone came become French, anyone can become Parisian. That line has been used in many other countries as well. They say it as a positive. But we allow anyone who takes the steps to be an American. That is a strange idea in many other nations.

The US is a welcoming country and we have been a welcoming country. The crazy anti-American culture we have today always wants to start right now. Forget how welcoming we have been, that does not matter. What matters is this day right now. We are horrible for having borders for some reason.

As I have said before, these people need to sue their teachers and even cast some side eye to some of their parents. Way too many are ungrateful as hell and got through school learning nothing positive about their nation. Sure question authority, but being a jagoff is just being a jagoff.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 02:52 AM (n13/j)

502 Well, I think I'll try again to get some sleep and perhaps my unconscious mind will untie my mental plot knot.

Take care, everyone.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 25, 2019 02:54 AM (Ki5SV)

503 G'Night, Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:56 AM (Ckg4U)

504 I agree, Quint. You cannot just "become Japanese". That's when I finally woke-up to the term "Nationalism" and embraced it, like the "racist scum" I am.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:59 AM (Ckg4U)

505 I'm to the snoozer, too.

Not because I've got to sleep "right now".

But if I don't shut down all the systems, I'll not sleep till noon tomorrow.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2019 03:00 AM (QzJWU)

506 G'Night, Jim!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 03:05 AM (Ckg4U)

507 Well... Chris Coons is "concerned about our lack of strategy" in the Middle-East. We'll get right on that, Chris.

...because you seem concerned.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 03:08 AM (Ckg4U)

508
I agree, Quint. You cannot just "become Japanese". That's when I finally woke-up to the term "Nationalism" and embraced it, like the "racist scum" I am.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 02:59 AM (Ckg4U)

From all I know, that is very true about Japan. An American can move there, learn their habits, love their nation, but never be Japanese. Very few shit on Japan, China, or Russia for this.
Not so for this land. America is more of an ideal than a race. Yes people don't understand how homogeneous we were even in the late 1800s and later. The free states prior to the Civil War were 98.8 percent white. That is a high number. But we are welcoming if you have the intrepid spirit. This is who we are.

Those that constantly crap on America because they read one pop pseudo-history book piss me off. From what I can tell, the biggest anti-Americans are home grown types who got cheated educationally and developmentally somewhere along the way.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 03:09 AM (n13/j)

509 Maybe because Americans seldom if ever cross borders on account of our vastness.
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vastness ain't got shit to do with it.

and Chuck Berry (PBUH) nailed it:

Well, I'm so glad I'm livin' in the usa, oh yea
Well. I'm so glad I was brought up in the usa, I am
'Cause what you want, what you want, it's here in the usa

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 03:11 AM (EQMiV)

510 Well... Chris Coons is "concerned about our lack of strategy" in the Middle-East. We'll get right on that, Chris.

...because you seem concerned.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 03:08 AM (Ckg4U)
---
glaze Iran and paint stripes on it, for a parking lot?

maybe spray everything down wind of Israel and the Kurdish regions with a heavy mix of VX and HD?

shoot down every Iranian a/c that goes feet wet, and every vessel they have that leaves harbor to form reefs to improve the ocean fishing in that area?

i've got stratageries galore and Bolton is a punk without imagination who would fight all the wrong wars for all the wrong reasons...

IMHO, of course

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 03:18 AM (EQMiV)

511 what do you mean, you can't become Japanese?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZru_TywyME

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 03:25 AM (EQMiV)

512 and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 03:26 AM (EQMiV)

513 Time to get moving

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 03:30 AM (BbGew)

514 I think most people know how I feel about John Bolton. He is a useful tool if you need bluster and threats.

...otherwise, lest he don a uniform and fight? ...I've got no need to listen to him.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 03:32 AM (Ckg4U)

515 There is a academic who has a theory that land mass + population density negatively + natural resources adds up to prosperity of that population.
Basically the USA is big for it's population and plenty to work with from the land.

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 03:40 AM (BbGew)

516 Another day, another 50 cents.

Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 25, 2019 03:40 AM (0IEjH)

517 G'Mornin', 'My life is insanity'!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 03:45 AM (Ckg4U)

518 Hi, Slapweasel.

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 25, 2019 03:45 AM (0IEjH)

519 I trust you got my email, Mlii?

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 03:47 AM (Ckg4U)

520 ....i will check.

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 25, 2019 03:48 AM (0IEjH)

521 514 I think most people know how I feel about John Bolton. He is a useful tool if you need bluster and threats.

...otherwise, lest he don a uniform and fight? ...I've got no need to listen to him.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 03:32 AM (Ckg4U)

Jimmy Carter was a veteran and that did not make him a foreign policy genius. I'll take John Bolton over virtually anyone from the Left.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 03:49 AM (mEn6y)

522 Good Lord skip you get up awful freaking early. I hope you have a great day.

Slap I hope you're getting some sleep by now. I know how these erratic sleep situations go. Being laid up with this busted a call for the last 8 weeks has made it hell to get good sleep. And by the way slap get some food in your skinny ass. Oh and from the other night ont I'll have to give you a hearty f*** you too! Lolol.

Posted by: Farmer at June 25, 2019 03:49 AM (fakqf)

523 There is a academic who has a theory that land mass +
population density negatively + natural resources adds up to prosperity
of that population.

Basically the USA is big for it's population and plenty to work with from the land.

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 03:40 AM (BbGew)

I am not sure I fully understand this. The Soviets had a lot of land and resources as do many African countries. Some of the wealthiest nations per capita are small, densely populated, and short on resources. Some examples are Luxembourg, Denmark, Netherlands, etc. I could cheat and offer up Monaco and Singapore but i think we should stick with real nations.

Again. I am just wondering what his actual point is. I would think in general you would want resources and land for sure but I don't think those are the only factors to success.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 03:50 AM (n13/j)

524 "Jimmy Carter was a veteran and that did not make him a foreign policy genius. I'll take John Bolton over virtually anyone from the Left."
-Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 03:49 AM (mEn6y)

For structure, I'll take any substance over limp spaghetti, so the comparison is weak.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 03:51 AM (Ckg4U)

525 Farmer Gets It.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 03:53 AM (Ckg4U)

526 or you could go with same land comparatives:

Rhodesia versus Zimbabwe
or
Republic of South Africa versus whatever the looters are calling it now.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 03:54 AM (EQMiV)

527 Farmer Gets It.
---
no wonder he's always in a good mood...

the lucky bastard.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 03:57 AM (EQMiV)

528 *HAH!* ...Freaking redc1c4!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 03:58 AM (Ckg4U)

529 I might go in a little early

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 04:02 AM (BbGew)

530 Every time I leave Shannon Bream's show on, I get reminded that I cannot stand the "nails-on-the-chalkboard" voice of Heather Childers on F&F First.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 04:04 AM (Ckg4U)

531 Jimmy Carter was a veteran and that did not make him
a foreign policy genius. I'll take John Bolton over virtually anyone
from the Left.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 03:49 AM (mEn6y)

Carter was a horrible president. But it was sad to me when we stopped electing veterans and war heroes. When Clinton took out GWB and Dole, the die was cast. We had a long line of veteran presidents since WW2 and the only one we have had since Clinton was W. *
* I am actually not sure if W is considered a veteran by the US government or not. This has nothing to do with the Rather BS controversy. I know W served his country but this nation is very particular about the term "veteran" In fact, it is a legal term and the term demands legal obligations from the government. As far as I know, those who serve in in Guard or Reserves, but are not activated for service other than training are not considered to be veterans. The exception is those who served at least 20 years. The VA says he was a veteran so I guess he was. I am not calling him out. It is just a kind of weird topic when it comes to Guard and Reserves.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 04:06 AM (n13/j)

532 Skip, don't leave without making us breakfast!
I haven't gone grocery shopping in days, my cupboards are bare-r than bare

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 25, 2019 04:07 AM (0IEjH)

533 and the only one we have had since Clinton was W. *
i mean since Clinton took to veterans out.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 04:08 AM (n13/j)

534 legalinsurrection.com report google employee discusses googles plan to prevent Trump situation in 2020

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 04:08 AM (BbGew)

535 It sounds like all of the satellites have deployed successfully so far. There have also been two burns of the second stage engine to change the orbit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxH4CAlhtiQ

Posted by: rickl at June 25, 2019 04:09 AM (sdi6R)

536 527 red you crack me up. I always appreciate your posts and wit.

This Thursday we will have been married 37 years. I'm lucky and that she is still caring for me after 8 weeks of being laid up with a broken ankle. Now we will see how lucky I can get on Thursday.

Posted by: Farmer at June 25, 2019 04:11 AM (fakqf)

537 Happy Anniversary, Farmer!

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 25, 2019 04:13 AM (0IEjH)

538 I'ma make another "Skillet Scramble" (TM)* today. That went like limbs through wood chippers. *gone*

Ten eggs, a red bell pepper, two small onions, american and cheddar cheese... *poof*

...and I didn't get a bite.

*Skillet Scramble is a wholly-owned subsidiary of 'My Life Is Insanity', Inc. Any use or rebroadcast of this message is subject to liability from Major League Baseball, the NCAA, the NAACP, seven guys in Portland named "Larry" and lawyers from Slapweasel Industries.

-Please enjoy the rest of your day.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 04:18 AM (Ckg4U)

539 what worries me is that i just went to FGL (my log on sill w*rks, wonder of wonders) and they too have an Everest poast in the last day...

maybe MisHum, or even the Ewok, is either Bike Boi, or in cahoots with him.

either that or i need to spend less time at Zero Hedge.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 04:21 AM (EQMiV)

540 Slapweasel, I'm starving here and you describe food that sounds amazing!

*skillet scramble* for the record, isn't mine. Common named fare at my fav local diner. Has eggs scrambled with cut up sausage, (type of your choice) green peppers, onions and topped with shredded cheddar (or swiss) cheese. All dumped on top of your fav potatoes- hash browns, country, or cottage. heaven

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 25, 2019 04:23 AM (0IEjH)

541 I might need to use-up some of these Russets that are starting to grow eyes. They make me suspicious.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 04:26 AM (Ckg4U)

542 This Thursday we will have been married 37 years. I'm lucky and that she is still caring for me after 8 weeks of being laid up with a broken ankle. Now we will see how lucky I can get on Thursday.

Posted by: Farmer at June 25, 2019 04:11 AM (fakqf)
---
if she want's something that involves you standing up & being acrobatic, you know the deal, birthday boy!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 04:28 AM (EQMiV)

543 Be sure to stab those potatoes in the back so they don't see what's coming

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 04:30 AM (BbGew)

544 hmmm....

just emptied a liter bottle of Whaler's dark rum, and noticed there are 3 more there...

i gotta hold police calls more often.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 04:31 AM (EQMiV)

545 I missed Farmer's comment. Congratulations on your Anniversary, Brother!!!

I've heard the the 37th is "Corn". Is that true?

...someone is yanking my chain, I believe.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 04:33 AM (Ckg4U)

546 541 slap go plant those taters. It's late but I bet you get something this year. Spring was late so my guess is fall will be late still time to time to grow taters.

Night all must get my beauty sleep and this ankle rest healing s*** needs to get over. Be well good people.

Posted by: Farmer at June 25, 2019 04:33 AM (fakqf)

547 Shaft 1971 is starting on TCM, probably only seen it once and a millennium ago but have a favorable remembrance of it.

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 04:34 AM (BbGew)

548 I haven't been there in ages. She opens at 4:30 so I'm not able to get there weekdays. She's open only for breakfast and lunch. Spending weekends at mom's now, it's a bit of a drive for her.

If I can escape work early enough, maybe I will stop in.

I'm out, have a wonderful day, all.

And thank you, Slapweasel.

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 25, 2019 04:35 AM (0IEjH)

549 I always stalk my potatoes, Skip. People think I'm weird when I approach a sack of Redskins in my ghillie suit, but I don't care.

I'm set in my ways.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 04:35 AM (Ckg4U)

550 G'Night, Farmer!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 04:36 AM (Ckg4U)

551 I planted some potato bits last year but only had a small handful of golf ball size, but they were especially good.

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 04:36 AM (BbGew)

552 You're welcome, darlin'! Later, Mlii!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 04:37 AM (Ckg4U)

553 "But it was sad to me when we stopped electing veterans and war heroes."

To me it's not. As demonstrated, being a veteran or a WAR HERO says absolutely nothing about the ability to govern. Absolutely, service to country is a great thing. But I'm not about to vote for somebody because he or she is a WAR HERO!!!

Look at McCain. A WAR HERO to be sure but he was a horrible Senator and a vengeful prick even after death.

As to your comment about NG/Reserve, well, that's a slap in the face, given how many Guard and Reservists were activated for Desert Shield/Storm and beyond. And NG/Reserve personnel absolutely get DD-214s and are absolutely considered veterans.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 04:38 AM (mEn6y)

554 I saw Potato Bits open for Korn in 1993. They weren't on top of their game, but Korn was excellent.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 04:39 AM (Ckg4U)

555 americanthinker.com/dems are planning to steal the 2020 election
https://tinyurl.com/y2t479br

I have said for awhile Democrats will be trying every trick they have been trying for years

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 04:41 AM (BbGew)

556 Ok, would love to sit and watch this movie but going to go.
Have a great day everyone
Getting hotter here this week.

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 04:42 AM (BbGew)

557 Go get 'em, Skip! Later, Gator.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 04:44 AM (Ckg4U)

558 553 But it was sad to me when we stopped electing veterans and war heroes."



To me it's not. As demonstrated, being a veteran or a WAR HERO says
absolutely nothing about the ability to govern. Absolutely, service to
country is a great thing. But I'm not about to vote for somebody
because he or she is a WAR HERO!!!



Look at McCain. A WAR HERO to be sure but he was a horrible Senator and a vengeful prick even after death.
--------------
I agree that being a veteran or war hero does not make someone a great president. Hell Grant for on was one of our greatest war heroes and a poor president. But I stand by my opinion that when we stopped favoring veterans and went for Clinton and Obama types, it was not to our good.
As to your comment about NG/Reserve, well, that's a slap in the face,
given how many Guard and Reservists were activated for Desert
Shield/Storm and beyond. And NG/Reserve personnel absolutely get
DD-214s and are absolutely considered veterans.
My comment about the NG/reserve was a slap in the face to no one. I stated a fact that those who serve in the NG/Reserve and are NOT activated (for I think 180 days) other than for training are not considered veterans by this nation. I did not say that my opinion was they are not veterans, I stated a fact that this country does not consider them Veterans for benefits purposes. I am well aware that NG units served in combat. Hell the famous unit from Saving Private Ryans, the 29th division was NG and is still to this day.

The requirements for veteran status for guard and reserves is to have been activated for service other than training for I believe 180 days, or serving for 20 years. I made no comment about this requirement whatsoever. I personally find it odd that someone can serve in the reserves for 19 years and not be considered a veteran while someone can serve on active duty for a 2 year hitch and be a veteran even if they never saw combat. These days there are lots of wars but in the late 70s through the 90s, not so much.

There are tons of links on the web if you want to research the subject. He is just one.

https://tinyurl.com/yxvmvprh

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 04:54 AM (n13/j)

559 As to your comment about NG/Reserve, well, that's a slap in the face,

given how many Guard and Reservists were activated for Desert

Shield/Storm and beyond. And NG/Reserve personnel absolutely get

DD-214s and are absolutely considered veterans.

this was supposed be in italics, I was responding to it.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 04:57 AM (n13/j)

560 I only brought it up because I was not 100 percent sure if George W Bush is considered a veteran. And if you read what I wrote, it is all there.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 05:01 AM (n13/j)

561 my original post was 531. It was clear as a bell imo.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 05:10 AM (n13/j)

562 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 04:28 AM (EQMiV)
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and how the ever loving F did an ampersand appear in one of my poasts?

my html-fu is non-existent.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 05:19 AM (EQMiV)

563 562
I can't do italics even on a bet. I have never been barreled but that is probably a feature of my set up, not me.

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 05:22 AM (n13/j)

564 true story:

i served in the CA ARNG and USAR for a total of 20 years, 22 months, and some very odd days.

TIS was 83-03.

it took until 2006 to convince the CA ARNG that i had 20 good years, and deserved retirement, eventually.

it took until 2016 to convince the VA that i was a veteran, entitled to care for my service connected injuries, due to the 181 day rule they (services and VA) have for determining "veteran" status.

it's a FUBAR system and, it would seem, designed to be that way.

which makes Congress the villain.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 05:23 AM (EQMiV)

565 "11 months", you idiot.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 05:25 AM (EQMiV)

566 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2019 05:23 AM (EQMiV)

I am glad you got it worked out. You deserve it!

Posted by: Quint at June 25, 2019 05:37 AM (n13/j)

567 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 25, 2019 05:37 AM (lMVh1)

568 "But I stand by my opinion that when we stopped favoring veterans and went for Clinton and Obama types, it was not to our good." And you undermine your very own argument, especially by citing Grant, which I didn't even do, but could of.

By your own logic, we should all be aching to vote for Buttygig. Buttygig hates the country, is a Maoist (given his penchant for wanting to airbrush people from history he doesn't like, like TJ), and believes we are all better off if America has a government with absolutely unlimited power with him, of course, at the top. His beliefs as professed in word and deed on the campaign trail indicates that when he took his commissioning oath, he did indeed do so WITH mental reservation and purpose of evasion, and he had NO intention of supporting and defending the document he swore to support and defend.

But no matter. Buttygig is a veteran so we all need to vote for him. Right?



Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 25, 2019 05:41 AM (mEn6y)

569 Italics [ i ] enclosed word [/ i ]
Italicsenclosed word.

Bold [ b ] enclosed word [/ b ]
Bold enclosed word.

Underline and strike-through are the same. It is modified HTML from the usual enclosed word format. I have added the spaces because the code is underwritten and typing it in its correct format does not allow it to appear.

My fingers have been so adept at performing it, that it has become usual second-nature for me.

-Your Mileage May Vary.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 25, 2019 05:47 AM (Ckg4U)

Chicago PD Releasing Video From Jussie Smollett Fake Hate Crime Hoax

The video released so far features race arsonist/narcissist Jussie Smollett still wearing the "noose" around his neck, long after the "attack."




This next video is so bizarre I don't know if it's real, a prank, or some kind of mistake.

Supposedly, this video shows the Nigerian brothers in a cab on the way to the attack.

Dressed... inconspicuously. Like they imagine Trump voters dress, I guess.

But if this is real... why is the tax driver also dressed in a white Hazmat suit?

I am very doubtful of this but it's so bizarre I'd be derelict if I didn't post it.



Is there something about Chicago I don't know about?

Answer, from lurker (the other one):

Not a hazmat suit. The vehicle interior camera is partially in IR wavelengths - black clothing, for example, often shows up white.

I wondered about that, but the street light outside the car looks natural (a sort of sodium yellow) so I didn't think it was false color. But this makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:25 PM




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1 st?

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)

2 Impactful.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (LxTcq)

3 Ha!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)

4 All your best Klansmen use curtain strings for nooses.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (fuK7c)

5 Isn't 70 hours listening to Yakkity Sax kinda over the top? Or cruel and unusual punishment?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (30k51)

6
He was so scarred and stunned by the assault he didn't take the noose off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (Wx/+I)

7 "But if this is real... why is the tax driver also dressed in a white Hazmat suit?"

Not a hazmat suit. The vehicle interior camera is partially in IR wavelengths - black clothing, for example, often shows up white.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (67XdO)

8 This cannot be willowed.

Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
NSFW.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (t6MX/)

9 Jussie's face is really messed up in that video.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (mk9aG)

10 It's like a "Klansman meets Breaking Bad" cosplay.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (icI8A)

11 Where's the evidence of the bleach thrown on him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

12 Top 13

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (tH5fk)

13 The taxi driver either knows the clubs Jussie hangs out at... or he thought he was Doctor Detroit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (30k51)

14 6


He was so scarred and stunned by the assault he didn't take the noose off.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (Wx/+I)

I only briefly watched. Did the Subway sandwich make a prominent product placement?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (t6MX/)

15 Nailed it.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (tH5fk)

16 FULL BODY CONDOMS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

17

Is there something about Chicago I don't know about?
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:25 PM



It's fucked up, but I'm sure you already knew that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

18 WHO?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (KP5rU)

19 Remember: He wanted to start a race war, or at least, get some white beat maybe to death.

And he was ready to testify against any white the police arrested and send them to prison to be killed

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (k81AA)

20 Chicago needs another visit by the Blues Brothers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (30k51)

21 What a fag.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

22 I always just assumed the bleach claim was to cover up that he smelled of...yknow...a "bleach smelling" substance.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (icI8A)

23 MAGA!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

24 I personally do not care, I am hoping he will see the inside of a prison cell for what he tried to do, and we were lucky that he was stupid enough not to get caught on camera. Then taking a victory lap and spiking the ball after his dropping of charges.
But I am not holding my breath.

Posted by: Picric at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (nonGu)

25 8
This cannot be willowed.

Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
NSFW.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x

Butterface...

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (Qrixg)

26 This is just exactly how Gene Roddenberry envisioned the future.

Except for everything.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (tH5fk)

27 Types...deletes...types...deletes.

Posted by: JEM at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (8erNz)

28 Leave Jussie alone!

Posted by: Erick "2 dozen glazed" Erickson at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (WCfRV)

29 I'm just happy that Woody Allen has returned to his roots, and started dressing up as a sperm again.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (ed8K1)

30 I love how Lord Emperor Obama beat feet back to Chicago for his post-presidency.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

31 Gene Roddenberry envisioned a future where women had two belly buttons. Another with green Orion slave chicks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:34 PM (30k51)

32 Chicago is...out?

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 24, 2019 08:34 PM (fyQCR)

33 A noose could make a nice fashion accessory. They could "take back" that symbol, like they did the n word. Maybe some nice gold plated ones wit clocks hanging off of them or something.

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

34 But they meant well.


Obama / Clinton / Cum Dumpster denounce smollet yet?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (1g7ch)

35
... why is the tax driver also dressed in a white Hazmat suit?

Just saw that on Tucker and was thinking the same thing. Tucker didn't mention it at all!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (aKsyK)

36 They look like that pic of John Kerry in the space shuttle.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (xPl2J)

37 It says a lot about the current state of affairs that these idiots thought they could get away with something this stupid.

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (Fm81C)

38 Birth of A Reparation. it's like writing history with imbecility.

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (nFwvY)

39 31 Gene Roddenberry envisioned a future where women had two belly buttons. Another with green Orion slave chicks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:34 PM (30k51)


Truly, he is a visionary to be reckoned with. Who among us has not wished for their own drill thrall?

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (ed8K1)

40 I love how Lord Emperor Obama beat feet back to Chicago for his post-presidency.

I think it's adorable how SCoaMF is playfagging with Richard Branson.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (tH5fk)

41 "Then taking a victory lap ..."

"I fought the f*ck back!" he boasted to his fans. That is chutzpah raised to the fourth power.

I'd like to see polling on how many people still believe him, broken down by race.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (mk9aG)

42 did they report that the bleach was sticky and smelled like moist pennies?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)

43 Obviously the entire story is bullshit, but big props to the cop who grabs potential evidence with his bare hand. Well played.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (bkUtD)

44 Ugh.

Crazy enough stuff legitimately happening in the country and this tool fakes a heinous hate crime.

Just charge him and get this over with. I don't want to see him anymore.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (bDqIh)

45 Yeah, this doesn't add up, they said that Jussie had a foot long that night.

Plus a Subway sandwich too.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (uR+Od)

46 25 8
This cannot be willowed.

Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
NSFW.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x

Butterface...
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (Qrixg)

She's no Desmond The Amazing...

Posted by: Erick "2 dozen glazed" Erickson at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (WCfRV)

47 Time for a bath.

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (Gqta/)

48 "The rope got caught on his black hoodie, and the hood was tucked under his white sweater . So he put another layer of clothes on after the attack, not removing the rope?"

This ^^^^^^^

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (RBOtF)

49 I think that's just the color settings on the camera.The cab driver is not wearing a visor, his face has been blurred out.If you look carefully, you can see he is not wearing gloves either.

Posted by: MikeN at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (o/eHL)

50 How someone might dress if they were worried about leaving (or getting) DNA evidence at the scene of a crime one might be thinking of committing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (jg9de)

51 >>>Where's the evidence of the bleach thrown on him?



Oh, that was another viscous liquid which "smelled" like bleach.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (bkUtD)

52 I only briefly watched. Did the Subway sandwich make a prominent product placement?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (t6MX/)

This is the same video a little bit better quality. Is that a subway bag sitting on the counter to the left of the sink?

https://tinyurl.com/yx9pqd6a

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (cF8AT)

53 That green chick was kinda trailer trashy hot.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (tH5fk)

54 But if this is real... why is the tax driver also dressed in a white Hazmat suit?

I am very doubtful of this but it's so bizarre I'd be derelict if I didn't post it.



This is the in-depth analysis we seek here at AoS.

Truth will prevail!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

55 "Mooch Obama's Close Personal Friend Jussie Smollett"

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (LL1Be)

56 Meanwhile, also in Chicago - the rich live 30 years longer than the poor.

https://bit.ly/2X3lmOI

If libs want to remain consistent the proper way to achieve equity here is to shorten the lives of the rich.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:38 PM (6Odec)

57 Chicago doesn't need the Blues Brothers to destroy it-they need Jake's girlfriend!

Posted by: Bookdoc at June 24, 2019 08:38 PM (PzBTm)

58 Notice Subway has not named a sandwich after Jussie. Nor Jared.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:38 PM (30k51)

59 that's more like a dog leash than a noose

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 08:38 PM (dm05u)

60 You mean Carrie Fisher with the bombs, bazooka, and flamethrower?

I can see that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (30k51)

61 Slavonaut driving deficiency in New Hampshire crash. Remove slavs.

Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (mwfMd)

62 58 Notice Subway has not named a sandwich after Jussie. Nor Jared.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:38 PM (30k51)

Extra meat, extra mayo, tossed salad.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

63 Not sure what they'd put on a Jared sandwich. I've heard of aged cheese, but not underaged cheese.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (uR+Od)

64 But if this is real... why is the tax driver also dressed in a white Hazmat suit?


..

Were I a Chicago taxi driver at night I would also wear a hazmat suit

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (6Odec)

65 Every Subway sammich is more or less the same sammich.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (tH5fk)

66 53 That green chick was kinda trailer trashy hot.
Posted by: eleven


Susan Oliver or Batgirl?

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (nFwvY)

67 >>>Extra meat, extra mayo, tossed salad.



Jared "eats fresh."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (bkUtD)

68 Is that a subway bag sitting on the counter to the left of the sink?



https://tinyurl.com/yx9pqd6a

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (cF8AT)

lol, you might be right. The Subway sub can even survive a modern day lynching.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (t6MX/)

69 Susan Oliver or Batgirl?

Embrace the healing power of 'And'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (30k51)

70 It's the constant wind. Drives you nuts after a while.

That and the deep freeze gives you cabin fever like you wouldn't believe.

Oh and don't forget the f**king snow!

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (uCk+e)

71 I don't see any bleach marks on his pants or sweater.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

72 Maybe the silly fag can do something useful... like help OJ look for the real killers.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (flINI)

73 Every Subway sammich is more or less the same sammich.

"Would you be liking additional lettuce-water on your sandwich , suh?"

Posted by: Habib @ Subway at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (LL1Be)

74 Flop flop
Jizz jizz
Oh what a relief it is!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

75 >>Notice Subway has not named a sandwich after Jussie. Nor Jared.

I was honored the named their $5 Foot Long promotion for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (PxX58)

76 lol, you might be right. The Subway sub can even survive a modern day lynching.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (t6MX/)

My theory is that this is all an elaborate Subway social media PR stunt.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (6Odec)

77 Meanwhile, "man of the people" Obama and his beard and two kids are traveling with an entourage of SEVENTEEN PEOPLE in Europe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

78 65 Every Subway sammich is more or less the same sammich.
Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (tH5fk)


but...but...but... BANANA PEPPERS!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (sy5kK)

79 "The rope got caught on his black hoodie, and the
hood was tucked under his white sweater . So he put another layer of
clothes on after the attack, not removing the rope?"



This ^^^^^^^

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (RBOtF)


He was preserving the evidence and keeping it warm.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (kVT3g)

80 I wanna hope Jussie dies poor and unloved. But heck, OJ seems to be pretty popular right now, for a guy who cut two unarmed people to death. I'd bet a dollar that a majority of blacks polled would _still_ say OJ was innocent.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:42 PM (mk9aG)

81 I was honored the named their $5 Foot Long promotion for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (PxX5

You only charge $5 take a foot long?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:42 PM (t6MX/)

82 The Jussie foot long: salami, sausage and pecorino. Lots of mayo.

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:42 PM (Fm81C)

83
Didn't Juicy Fruit tell the cops to turn off their body cams? I guess they went with LOLGFY

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (JjqW5)

84
I don't see any bleach marks on his pants or sweater.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)


Yep. I accidentally got just a drop of bleach on a pair of jeans while doing laundry a few years ago. Ruined them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

85 When do the Nevertrumpers begin making their jokes about how much this gay man will enjoy being raped in prison?

I await their witness with bated breath.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (6Odec)

86 just waiting for which Dem candidate promises reparations to OJ

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (dm05u)

87 77 Meanwhile, "man of the people" Obama and his beard and two kids are traveling with an entourage of SEVENTEEN PEOPLE in Europe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)


3 of them are there, in shifts, carrying around Big Mike's dick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (sy5kK)

88 Oh-ho! Our troll must be a regular lurker for some time. First one of those we've had in awhile. BSG? What a fuckin' sad sack.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (5aX2M)

89 Look a Subway sandwich isn't as much a sub as it is a delivery mechanism for jalapenos, buffalo sauce and sweet onion sauce.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (uR+Od)

90 Is there something about Chicago I don't know about?



It's been run by corrupt scum for decades and has a large population of FSA, union thugs, and brainless lack wits who consider themselves progressive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (JjqW5)

91 3 of them are there, in shifts, carrying around Big Mike's dick.

--

What would Mooch's preferred pronoun be?

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (JoUsr)

92 How Jussie Smollett rehearsed his attack....

https://tinyurl.com/yxps3x9o

Funny!

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

93 71 I don't see any bleach marks on his pants or sweater.
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

A KarateMan gets bleach marks on the inside.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (6Odec)

94 BSG? What a fuckin' sad sack.

Assumes sack not in evidence.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (LL1Be)

95 Cops are laying down and the rest of government are leftist, gangster, fvcking thieves. I feel bad for the good cops trying to protect their pensions and freedom.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (K22Va)

96 It's easier to contain "bleach" stains when taken in an orifice.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (uR+Od)

97 All your best Klansmen use curtain strings for nooses.

icanhazcheezburger often features similar knotwork.

Posted by: DaveA at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (FhXTo)

98
What would Mooch's preferred pronoun be?

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun

Bigfoot

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (dm05u)

99 #39 Three breasts would be interesting.

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (bgPu3)

100 I'd bet a dollar that a majority of blacks polled would _still_ say OJ was innocent.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science

not if they had to tell the truth. but they would approve of what he did.

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (nFwvY)

101 "I think that Donald Trump may have reawakened sensibilities in this country to say "Whoa, maybe we can do this now, just like our generation was awakened when Dr. King and Bobby Kennedy were assassinated...did I mention my friend George Wallace was shot, too?"

Posted by: Joey "Junk Without Trunks" Biden at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (Ndje9)

102 It's easier to contain "bleach" stains when taken in an orifice.

Gwenny Paltrow or Hope Solo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (30k51)

103 Yep. I accidentally got just a drop of bleach on a pair of jeans while doing laundry a few years ago. Ruined them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

I'm allergic to it. I have some around here somewhere but I can't touch it.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

104 >>> I feel bad for the good cops trying to protect their pensions and freedom.'



Philly took dozens of cops' guns because of Facebook posts, likes, or comments. Department-wide investigation. Every day is a day closer to retirement.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (bkUtD)

105 71 I don't see any bleach marks on his pants or sweater.
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)


That is an excellent point. I ruined a pretty nice shirt by wiping my fingers on it after I had merely handled one of those pool chlorine/CYA pucks. A bleach attack, there's no way that would not be apparent. Unless he changed his clothing, but kept the noose.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (ed8K1)

106 None of the black people I know believe Jussie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (5aX2M)

107 Is Smollett still wearing the noose?

I wouldn't be surprised, frankly.

Emma Sulkowicz had her mattress. This a-hole has his noose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (pg90N)

108 "a large population of FSA, union thugs, and brainless lack wits who consider themselves progressive" I lived a half block away from the Wobbly office. Lots of out-and-proud communists in Chicago.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (mk9aG)

109 Three breasts would be interesting.

Mutant Martian chicks your thing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (30k51)

110 Household bleach freezes at about 18 degrees farenheit. It couldn't have been poured on him

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (flINI)

111 Look a Subway sandwich isn't as much a sub as it is a delivery mechanism for jalapenos, buffalo sauce and sweet onion sauce.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (uR+Od)


Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (1g7ch)

112 102
It's easier to contain "bleach" stains when taken in an orifice.

Gwenny Paltrow or Hope Solo?


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (30k51)

I thought Solo was starfish bleaching, while Paltrow was clam steaming.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (t6MX/)

113 >>>Unless he changed his clothing, but kept the noose.



Leave the bleach, take the noose.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (bkUtD)

114 100 I'd bet a dollar that a majority of blacks polled would _still_ say OJ was innocent.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science

not if they had to tell the truth. but they would approve of what he did.
Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (nFwvY)


And we're the racists for making an "OK" sign.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (pg90N)

115 why are they dressed in a white Hazmat suits?

They were afraid some sammich would mess their clothes?

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (r/xAU)

116 Look we've all seen the pictures, Hope Solo graduated from orifice to chasm.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (uR+Od)

117 This a-hole has his noose.

It's perfect for just hanging at the house.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (WQkSh)

118 Department-wide investigation. Every day is a day closer to retirement.

What about the new guys or guys with 15 or so years in? It's fvcked up.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (K22Va)

119 In a just world, Jussie would be hanged with his retarded noose. I mean he probably wouldn't die, but it would hurt a bit and he might crack a femur or something when he hits the ground.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (kVT3g)

120 None of the black people I know believe Jussie.

--

Remember Shaq and Barkley cracking up at him? Only one colossally dumb enough to really believe it is Mad Maxine.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)

121 How Jussie Smollett rehearsed his attack....

https://tinyurl.com/yxps3x9o

Funny!
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)
*********
Hahaha

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (RBOtF)

122 And we're the racists for making an "OK" sign.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (pg90N)


Have you seen the ad with Oprah's Best Friend Gayle King making the okay sign?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

123 The 'rope' is clothesline cord bought from the hardware store.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2019 08:49 PM (Dh1wo)

124 Juicy's Back? Will we never be rid of this no talent sodomite?

Damn....he needs to go away and do what he does best with the cock and balls.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

125 Jussie's outer garment looks like it costs more than any three items of clothing I own, added up. No wonder he couldn't bear to bleach it.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:49 PM (ed8K1)

126 perfect for just hanging at the house

EH HAHAHAHAEHEHEHEAAHA!

Posted by: the cryptkeeper at June 24, 2019 08:49 PM (ykYG2)

127 Maybe he kept the noose on to do some autoerotic action once he got back hone.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:50 PM (uR+Od)

128 110 Household bleach freezes at about 18 degrees farenheit. It couldn't have been poured on him
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (flINI)


Frankly, not really relevant. How long would it take a gallon of water to freeze, even in that temperature? Even in a stiff wind (more convection) I'm guessing it would take a few hours. Imagine if you put a gallon of water in your freezer. How long would it take to freeze? I'm guessing a long time, since the water has a whacking great heat capacity, and the air circulating around it has very little heat capacity.

And if the clowns had the bottle anywhere near their bodies, it would take even longer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:50 PM (pg90N)

129 I like the hooded matching white Klan jumpsuits.

Sort of like an alternate US history where the Commodores were Chicago white supremacists.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:51 PM (LL1Be)

130 127 Maybe he kept the noose on to do some autoerotic action once he got back hone.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:50 PM (uR+Od)


Maybe he was being recruited by zombie David Carradine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:51 PM (pg90N)

131 > perfect for just hanging at the house

EH HAHAHAHAEHEHEHEAAHA!
Posted by: the cryptkeeper at June 24, 2019 08:49 PM (ykYG2)


Holy f'n lol, I'm dyin' here

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 08:51 PM (t+qrx)

132 I don't think that a really good choice of cordage for a hanging, just saying!

I wish this was a serious nation again, but I no longer have any hope for that to occur in my lifetime!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 08:52 PM (AZxMX)

133 I blame Huey Lewis for the Noose.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:52 PM (oVJmc)

134 107 Is Smollett still wearing the noose?

I wouldn't be surprised, frankly.

Emma Sulkowicz had her mattress. This a-hole has his noose.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (pg90N)


They should just use puppets like we do, less controversial.

Posted by: Jeff Dunham and Terry Fator at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (sy5kK)

135 >>>I blame Huey Lewis for the Noose.



Jussie was born in Noose Jaw, Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (VWp7G)

136 Jussie's pronoun:
Fake Noose

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (dm05u)

137
Subway is 3D printed from some non-organic, flavor-free material.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (Wx/+I)

138 time for some Common Sense noose control.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (LL1Be)

139 Once again, it's not a Hazmat suit.

The camera does wavelengths beyond human-visible light. Under IR, lots of fabric colors, especially black, show up as white.

They're just doing the normal hoodrat BS of cranking down on the hoodie drawstring as a makeshift disguise.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 24, 2019 08:54 PM (67XdO)

140 Jokes aside, I really hope the rumors are true about a new prosecution for Mr. Smollett.

I think he was put up to it. As we saw when he threw his Bleach Friends under the bus, Jussie lacks even the low moral integrity of the common criminal... if a serious prosecutor gets up in his grille, he'll pop like an egg in a microwave inside of two hours of questioning, and we'll find out who who it was.

My money's on Kamala or someone in her campaign.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:54 PM (5aX2M)

141 The noose is loose

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:54 PM (Fm81C)

142 112 102
It's easier to contain "bleach" stains when taken in an orifice.

Gwenny Paltrow or Hope Solo?


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (30k51)

I thought Solo was starfish bleaching, while Paltrow was clam steaming.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (t6MX/)


thank goodness somebody is keeping track.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (sy5kK)

143 the "white" suits are a function of a shitty camera.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (VPvxh)

144 Noose out front shoulda toldja.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

145 The only correct number of bewbs is two.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (tH5fk)

146 New Hertz ad: Jussie running through an airport, noose waving in the wind.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:56 PM (ed8K1)

147 Mind you, Noose bites can be pretti nastii.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

148 145 The only correct number of bewbs is two.
Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (tH5fk)


Get your ass to Mars.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:56 PM (ed8K1)

149 well look who's so smart, Mr. Smart guy.

The white jumpsuits are still pretty cool though.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:56 PM (LL1Be)

150 Just 2 reminders, everyone.

First, Drumpf raped and murdered (or murdered and then raped) me behind an Arbys sometime between 85' and 96'.

Second, my book detailing this, and totally-true other murder/rape experiences I've had, is coming out next month! Pre-order today.

Oh...and my personal philosophy is that rape is sexy! (Bernie would approve).

https://tinyurl.com/y5cjwkgh

Posted by: Justine Parsley Chevy at June 24, 2019 08:57 PM (Ta69/)

151

Can't afford no shoes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)

152 The only time I want to see this fuckwads name again is in conjunction with convicted of.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:57 PM (asmhK)

153 Lovely new mayor fighting ICE and the Guv making the state a sanctuary for abortions. Only good I can see is it gives me another reason to buy that Mossberg 590. After I get finger printed of course.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:57 PM (K22Va)

154 thank goodness somebody is keeping track.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (sy5kK)

Everyone needs a hobby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:58 PM (t6MX/)

155 I wear a hazmat suit when I clean the litter box. I can understand why they'd think a Trump voter dresses that way on the regs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 08:58 PM (pUDQf)

156 Racial Stunt Department is Closed.

Noose out front shoulda told you.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2019 08:58 PM (QzJWU)

157 How Jussie Smollett rehearsed his attack....



https://tinyurl.com/yxps3x9o



Funny!

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)



Hysterical!!! I love how he says, Let me fight back and starts to do limp wristed slappy hits

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:58 PM (JjqW5)

158 OT: I've seen several womens-sports-themed doodles on Google's banner lately. Does anybody believe that even 1% of Google employees gives a flying f*ck about womens' sports? I doubt it. Just another form of vapid knee-jerk virtue-signaling to another unprivileged intersectional group. So blatant and lame.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (mk9aG)

159 Maybe the Dingo beat you, baby!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (pUDQf)

160 147 Mind you, Noose bites can be pretti nastii.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

That's it. You're sacked.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (BJKQV)

161 My pronoun is I'manidiot and if you don't call me it, GUESS WHAT, that's transphobia.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (uEbPt)

162 Trump also raped me behind an Arby's in 1999 but he was a perfect gentleman, bought me a Big Montana and asked if I wanted more Horsey sauce.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (uR+Od)

163 Household bleach freezes at about 18 degrees farenheit. It couldn't have been poured on him

Fuckin insulated cups. How do they work?

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (LL1Be)

164 >>I think he was put up to it. As we saw when he threw his Bleach Friends under the bus, Jussie lacks even the low moral integrity of the common criminal..


Jussie is a life-long activist - the activist activities of Jussie and his fellow actor siblings has been lauded in the MSM (NYT, I think). His mom was a Black Panther and is close friends with Angela Davis.

I think he likely coordinated this plan with others, maybe even Kamala Harris given the timing and how well it matched he opening campaign issue: making hanging blacks a hate crime.

Yes, he's an idiot, but us is very well-connected; who else can dial-up Tina Tchen, Michelle Obama's former chief of staff, to make these pesky charges go away? Not a common criminal.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (bDqIh)

165 The only time I want to see this fuckwads name again is in conjunction with convicted of.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:57 PM (asmhK

--------

Wouldn't it be grand? I actually have a sliver of hope for once. Why even do this at all, if you don't plan to hem the little fucker up?

I bet he's sweatin' like snitch at a gangsta BBQ.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (5aX2M)

166 Give big props to the CWBChicago site for staying on top of the Jussie story. Local citizen amateur newsmedia puts mainstream media to shame!

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 09:01 PM (mk9aG)

167 "140 Jokes aside, I really hope the rumors are true about a new prosecution for Mr. Smollett.

I think he was put up to it. As we saw when he threw his Bleach Friends under the bus, Jussie lacks even the low moral integrity of the common criminal... if a serious prosecutor gets up in his grille, he'll pop like an egg in a microwave inside of two hours of questioning, and we'll find out who who it was.

My money's on Kamala or someone in her campaign.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:54 PM (5aX2M) "




This.
Too many connections, going in so many leftward directions.
In something ridiculous on the face of it.

The idea of lurking MAGA-ites in Streeterville ... puh - leeze.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 09:01 PM (jg9de)

168 158 Does anybody believe that even 1% of Google employees gives a flying f*ck about womens' sports?
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (mk9aG)


As a weapon against the likes of us? Yes.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 09:01 PM (ed8K1)

169 >> Household bleach freezes at about 18 degrees farenheit. It couldn't have been poured on him


People in MAGA Country know you have to put your bleach in a charged Thermos in the Winter.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 09:01 PM (WxXNZ)

170
Soccer is the sport of jingoistic nationalism, violence and racism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 09:01 PM (Wx/+I)

171 OT: I've seen several womens-sports-themed doodles
on Google's banner lately. Does anybody believe that even 1% of Google
employees gives a flying f*ck about womens' sports? I doubt it. Just
another form of vapid knee-jerk virtue-signaling to another unprivileged
intersectional group. So blatant and lame.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (mk9aG)


And nothing for June 6. It's just their middle finger to us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:02 PM (JjqW5)

172 165
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (5aX2M)

I'm betting on the protected class closing ranks and thus Jussie skates!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:02 PM (AZxMX)

173 Get to dah choppah to get youah ass to Moss!

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 09:02 PM (tH5fk)

174 Tucker's favorite word is "demonstrable".

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:03 PM (LL1Be)

175
Why'd they blur the SOB's face?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:03 PM (fuB/u)

176 At least you know Google hates your guts and can act accordingly.

Pssst.

DuckDuckGo ftw

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 09:03 PM (pUDQf)

177 No, Trump would never touch anyone that ugly and foolish.

About the time he turned forty.


If you are going to make a false claim, skank, at least put a small degree of believablity in it if you want anyone to buy it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 09:04 PM (sy5kK)

178 Trump buttfuvked my neighbor's cat in Neiman Marcus!

Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo at June 24, 2019 09:04 PM (mwfMd)

179 >>And nothing for June 6. It's just their middle finger to us

Giigle may have been founded in the US, and has its HQ in the US, but it is not a US company, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 09:04 PM (bDqIh)

180 Soccer is the sport of jingoistic nationalism, violence and racism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



It's funny cause it's true.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 09:04 PM (tH5fk)

181 I'm betting on the protected class closing ranks and thus Jussie skates!

Yep, the AG is involved. Make it go away or the 2 big guys swim with the fishes.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:04 PM (K22Va)

182 the google women's sports doodles are transphobic

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 09:05 PM (dm05u)

183 Subway is 3D printed from some non-organic, flavor-free material.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (Wx/+I)


I can believe this.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 24, 2019 09:05 PM (Z4rgH)

184 Smollett doesn't appear to be into the role. What a slacker. His note was pathetic. The noose, a bit of clothesline. What a hack.

Posted by: IanDeal at June 24, 2019 09:06 PM (vgGyZ)

185 I hadn't noticed the little baby hearts in Warren's sick tweet earlier. Man are they sick people.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:06 PM (uEbPt)

186 How long did it take the cops to stop laughing after they left Smollet?

He looked like he got caught in a clothes line. The only thing missing was his pink thong.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 09:06 PM (8lGpb)

187 Crafty Beaver wants his rope back if you're done playing Super-Victim.

Posted by: D. Chmeller, Fellow Fake at June 24, 2019 09:07 PM (Ndje9)

188 I'm betting on the protected class closing ranks and thus Jussie skates!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:02 PM (AZxMX)
That is an excellent bet. I'd put it at -500

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:07 PM (uEbPt)

189 I always tie the other end to my nuts and hang by the middle while jerking off.

Posted by: David French at June 24, 2019 09:07 PM (4C0+v)

190 185 I hadn't noticed the little baby hearts in Warren's sick tweet earlier. Man are they sick people.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:06 PM (uEbPt)

She paid good money for those baby hearts

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 09:08 PM (BJKQV)

191 The video released so far features race arsonist/narcissist Jussie Smollett still wearing the "noose" around his neck, long after the "attack."

I have to say, that's a nice looking rope. It's easy to see that he got attached to it.

The cops must have been laughing to themselves like crazy when they saw the rope around his neck. Jussie should have put on one of those "arrow through the head" things, too. That would have really driven the point home.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 09:08 PM (weya0)

192 189 I always tie the other end to my nuts and hang by the middle while jerking off.
Posted by: David French at June 24, 2019 09:07 PM (4C0+v)


What a great idea!

Gonna give it a try!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 24, 2019 09:08 PM (sy5kK)

193 >>>Not a hazmat suit. The vehicle interior camera is partially in IR wavelengths - black clothing, for example, often shows up white.


I wondered about that but I never saw it as white before. I always see it as green. Thanks.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 09:09 PM (PbpT7)

194 I keep telling 'em, it's hoax hate crime 1st then pest control.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at June 24, 2019 09:09 PM (P1AAi)

195 "I would not be my mother's son if I was capable of one drop of what I was accused of..."
Jussie Smollett

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:09 PM (RBOtF)

196 I think I've found Ace's secret lovechild; he should be graduating from college or the Hobo Hunting Academy by now:

https://tinyurl.com/yy74b22u

*via Powerline's Week In Pictures*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 24, 2019 09:10 PM (Z4rgH)

197 from the last thread, don't you know that men who can't compete against other men have been traditionally underrepresented in women's sports?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:10 PM (JziUy)

198 So you think Tina Tchen just made her call to Foxx after Jussie or Jussie's mom made the plea?

I'll bet Ms Tch called Mooch to ask for a sign-off.

Let's go for the phone records. All of them.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 24, 2019 09:10 PM (4ZE6o)

199
A noose once bit my sister....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 09:10 PM (WJy0R)

200 "I would not be my mother's son if I was capable of one drop of what I was accused of..."
Jussie Smollett
Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:09 PM (RBOtF)


"Womp, womp" - Sad Trombone

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 09:11 PM (t+qrx)

201 Hey, that noose around the dick move is my idea!

Posted by: Richard Quest at June 24, 2019 09:11 PM (uR+Od)

202 The noose is loose!!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 09:11 PM (weya0)

203 She paid good money for those baby hearts


They were a hit especially with the liver and onion dip.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:11 PM (LL1Be)

204 I hate to bring this up now, but you're actually adopted.

Posted by: Jussie's Mom at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (uR+Od)

205
Commerical for Truvada on TV now. Buncha Jussies with a token female.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (Wx/+I)

206 She paid good money for those baby hearts


Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 09:08 PM (BJKQV)

Yep

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (uEbPt)

207 Also from whatever thread, pronouns. Can we come up with Trump related pronouns that we can sue to use?

My pronouns are:

Trumpstis
Trumpster

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (JziUy)

208 I CAN HAZ HAZMAT SUIT?

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (Xqo6t)

209 My pronouns are bigly and yuge.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (uR+Od)

210 Actors. You never know when they are "just playing a role." Trouble with Jussie is he didn't hire a decent screenwriter. Too cheap. J.J. Sefton could have written a believable script, no?

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (I5SAg)

211
I think he likely coordinated this plan with others, maybe even Kamala Harris given the timing and how well it matched he opening campaign issue: making hanging blacks a hate crime.

Posted by: Lizzy

=====

I honestly don't think Kamala is that dumb. This thing was bogus on its face, Shaq and Barkley saw right through it, and the consequences for getting caught are not nice.

If Kamala had put Jussie up to it, he would have squealed by now. He's no gentleman.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (fuB/u)

212
but you're actually adopted.

Dredged.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (Wx/+I)

213 Kamala has never met a problem she couldn't solve by either sucking its dick or putting it in jail.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 09:14 PM (uR+Od)

214 My pronouns are bigly and yuge.

----

noice

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:15 PM (JziUy)

215 Trumpstis

Trumpster

Trumparoony
Trumpmeister

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:15 PM (K22Va)

216 The Kamala Harris Flarshlight! Order now while supplies last! 129.99 plus shipping and handling.

Posted by: bad idea jeans at June 24, 2019 09:16 PM (WCfRV)

217 Trumpitus of love.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:17 PM (K22Va)

218 Fleshlight! It's a Fleshlight!
Son of a bitch!

Posted by: bad idea jeans at June 24, 2019 09:17 PM (WCfRV)

219 Jussie was actually found inside a cabbage after the Equinox

Vernal, of course.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 09:17 PM (uR+Od)

220 You can only use the Kamala Harris fleshlight a few times before it gets a promotion and someone with more status takes it from you.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 09:18 PM (uR+Od)

221 Too cheap. J.J. Sefton could have written a believable script, no?

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (I5SAg)


If JJ had written the script we'd all be cheering for Jussie!

But JJ would never write even a crappy script for a scumbag like Jussie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:19 PM (AZxMX)

222 Oh, great. Now we have to talk about this dumb shit again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 09:19 PM (jXrK7)

223
Commerical for Truvada on TV now. Buncha Jussies with a token female.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Have you seen the ads for Biktarvy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 09:19 PM (aKsyK)

224 If Kamala had put Jussie up to it, he would have squealed by now. He's no gentleman.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM

--------

She needed a black celebrity for her anti-lynching bill. Not a smart one either. And he had campaigned with/for her.

She may have underestimated just how bone-stupid this fuckin numbskull really was. Stand in FRONT of the camera, Mr. Actor Man.

And I think the reason for the blatant bare-assed dismissal of charges by Kamala's buddy Kim, was that this gutless little bitch threatened to snitch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 09:20 PM (5aX2M)

225 Obviously Jussie is cosmically stupid but he's not turning on who paid him--even Jussie knows assuming room temperature is not a winning move.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 24, 2019 09:20 PM (lZMlv)

226 I make my living on the evening noose.

Posted by: Jussie at June 24, 2019 09:20 PM (ed8K1)

227
A letter signed by nearly 20 of the "richest 1/10 of the richest 1% of Americans" calls for 2020
presidential candidates to create a wealth tax on them and their
ultrarich peers.

The 18 names on theletter published Monday include investor George Soros, filmmaker Abigail Disney,
Facebook co-founder Chris Hughes, philanthropist Agnes Gund and real
estate developer Robert Bowditch, among other members of the
ultrawealthy. A 19th simply signed as "Anonymous." Many of them have
been outspoken before on the issue of wealth taxes.




Sure they do. After their accountants and tax lawyers have put all of their evil money in tax shelters. And if they want to give more money, write a check to the Treasury and shut up about it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:21 PM (JjqW5)

228 Remember: He wanted to start a race war, or at least, get some white beat maybe to death.

And he was ready to testify against any white the police arrested and send them to prison to be killed
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (k81AA)


Off topic, but maybe not - a few minutes ago I was browsing through a popular silent / early talkies movie blog (I won't name it for obvious reasons).

One of the topics - which I mentioned in the Morning Report - was the decision by Bowling Green State U in Ohio to strip the name of silent legend Lillian Gish off of a campus theater because she starred in Birth of A Nation.

One utterly TDS-infected poster went on a rant about how her name deserved to be stripped and that leaving it would send a signal to the poor minority and LGBTfuckall community of their continued marginalization in a country that knew Trump was racist, bigoted and wanted to roll back gay rights.

So yet another restful spot has now been poisoned for me.

Though, to tell the truth, I didn't hang out much at that site - silent film fans can be the most irritatingly pedantic, insufferable shits you've ever met.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2019 09:21 PM (Ki5SV)

229 215 Trumpstis

Trumpster

Trumparoony
Trumpmeister

-----------

Trumptu have some good ideas with Trumpstoes ideas

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:22 PM (JziUy)

230 A letter signed by nearly 20 of the "richest 1/10 of the richest 1% of Americans" calls for 2020
presidential candidates to create a wealth tax on them and their ultrarich peers.

---------

fine by me.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:23 PM (JziUy)

231 I don't like the word, "Hoax," used to describe the shit so many people are pulling these days.

These are not jokes, or pranks.

The global warming hoax, the racial hate crime hoaxes, etc.

Frauds, scams, crimes... anything but hoax.

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (geIq4)

232 "Posted by: bad idea jeans"


I remember those from the late 70's ... the ones with the zipper running from waistband in front to waistband in back, right ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (jg9de)

233 I want to see their tax returns to prove they paid more taxes.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (a4qVe)

234
She may have underestimated just how bone-stupid this fuckin numbskull really was. Stand in FRONT of the camera, Mr. Actor Man.

And I think the reason for the blatant bare-assed dismissal of charges by Kamala's buddy Kim, was that this gutless little bitch threatened to snitch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

======

Hmm, yeah, that could add up. The next question would be, what will it take to keep him quiet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (fuB/u)

235 A letter signed by nearly 20 of the "richest 1/10 of the richest 1% of Americans" calls for 2020
presidential candidates to create a wealth tax on them and their ultrarich peers.

---------

fine by me.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:23 PM (JziUy)


As long as you cancel any tax privileges for tax shelters, have at it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (AZxMX)

236 Kamala with Jussie 2 weeks before hate hoax-

https://tinyurl.com/y4bz4b72

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:26 PM (RBOtF)

237 Frauds, scams, crimes... anything but hoax.

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (geIq4)


Incitement!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:26 PM (AZxMX)

238 silent film fans can be the most irritatingly pedantic, insufferable shits you've ever met.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I get mad at people talking during movies with sound, so people talking during a silent movie- well that's crossing a line.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2019 09:26 PM (8AONa)

239 When does Hannity breathe?

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:27 PM (LL1Be)

240 One utterly TDS-infected poster went on a rant about how her name deserved to be stripped and that leaving it would send a signal to the poor minority and LGBTfuckall community of their continued marginalization in a country that knew Trump was racist, bigoted and wanted to roll back gay rights.


They have no idea that their grandkids, or more accurately youth two or three generations from now (because many of them won't propagate), will be condemning them for their backwards notions of baby-killing and 867 genders.

Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 09:28 PM (OMsf+)

241
And Kamala's anti-lynching law, what a joke. All those credulous twinkies in the mfm SHOCKED that it wasn't already, as if that by default makes it legal. They still have no idea that murder is not a federal crime.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:28 PM (fuB/u)

242 Hmm, yeah, that could add up. The next question would be, what will it take to keep him quiet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (fuB/u)
A walk around Fort Marcy Park?

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (uEbPt)

243 No g'noose is good g'noose.

Posted by: Gary G'Noose at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (DTX3h)

244 "Trumpitus of love."

LMAO!

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (lu8cl)

245 They still have no idea that murder is not a federal crime.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:28 PM (fuB/u)


Murder is even worse if it is motivated by hate, haven't you read the program notes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (AZxMX)

246 NASA TV coverage of Soyuz MS-11 landing is beginning.

https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

247
Kamala with Jussie 2 weeks before hate hoax-

https://tinyurl.com/y4bz4b72
Posted by: redridinghood

======

Yeah, I see a connection, but I'm still thinking that was part of Jussie's whole play for attention. If getting close to a presidential candidate didn't get him a raise and another season, then escalate to hate crime victim.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:31 PM (fuB/u)

248 Jus prolly learned to tie that knot over on the Ravelry forum.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 24, 2019 09:31 PM (4ZE6o)

249 Kamala with Jussie 2 weeks before hate hoax-



https://tinyurl.com/y4bz4b72

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:26 PM (RBOtF)

From that story
And here is Jussie Smollett with Obama:
That meeting must have been gayer than a Liberace pajama party

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:31 PM (JjqW5)

250

Hans Conried was Uncle T'Noose

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

251 You're a disease, and I'm the cure.

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 09:31 PM (+2xjH)

252 One of the topics - which I mentioned in the Morning Report - was the decision by Bowling Green State U in Ohio to strip the name of silent legend Lillian Gish off of a campus theater because she starred in Birth of A Nation.


Birth of a Nation was racist as shit, but that's not Lillian Gish that's D.W. Griffith.

Also the only thing I knew about Bowling Green is that Dave Wottle went there. 1972 Olympics 800 meters. Inspired twelve year old me to start getting up at 0500 to run around the block before school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 09:32 PM (fuK7c)

253 Well, this is all noose to me.

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 09:32 PM (Fm81C)

254 Jussie is the new OJ

Posted by: Sock Monkey...this is my tree go find your own at June 24, 2019 09:32 PM (Du8Qm)

255 Thanks, MP4, for mentioning what the Lillian Gish kerfuffle I read about on the EMT was actually all about.

Jeebus.

"Crazy Years" was thought up by a piker.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 09:32 PM (jg9de)

256
Murder is even worse if it is motivated by hate, haven't you read the program notes?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

=====

Yeah, I love that. If I'm ever charged with a hate-murder, I'll say I did it because I wanted the insurance money and see if I can get a lighter sentence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:33 PM (fuB/u)

257 This is where the law stops and I start, sucker!

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 09:33 PM (+2xjH)

258 Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video. It was almost to 50K likes and 1 million views according to O'Keefe.

Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (OMsf+)

259 In America, there's a burglary every 11 seconds, an armed robbery every 65 seconds, a violent crime every 25 seconds, a murder every 24 minutes and 250 rapes a day

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (+2xjH)

260 Yeah, I love that. If I'm ever charged with a hate-murder, I'll say I did it because I wanted the insurance money and see if I can get a lighter sentence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:33 PM (fuB/u)


Scribbles note to self!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:35 PM (AZxMX)

261 The noose is tightening!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2019 09:35 PM (/dN1M)

262
Trumpissimo!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 09:36 PM (sotEP)

263
Yeah, I love that. If I'm ever charged with a hate-murder, I'll say I
did it because I wanted the insurance money and see if I can get a
lighter sentence.


Sudden rape recollection.

Works like a charm.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:37 PM (LL1Be)

264 Posted by: bad idea jeans

---------

LOL.

"I never have unprotected sex, but I figured... what the hell? I'm only gonna be in Haiti once!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

265 Juicy, you got a lotta explainin' to do!

Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at June 24, 2019 09:37 PM (geIq4)

266
Trouble with Jussie is he didn't hire a decent screenwriter.
Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (I5SAg)








I'll note that Jussie's big mainstream movie debut was Alien Covenant....

Totes unrelated factoids. Totes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 09:38 PM (WJy0R)

267 Anderson Cooper interviews E. Jean Carroll....it's a tad bizarre.

https://tinyurl.com/y2tjfpm9

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 09:38 PM (cF8AT)

268 As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn't, we're gonna lose

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 09:39 PM (+2xjH)

269 Hans Conried was Uncle T'Noose

"Make Room For Daddy", which sounds kinky these days. I liked that guy as a kid.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:39 PM (K22Va)

270 BGSU produced Ken Morrow, key defenseman at Lake Placid in '80, who then won Stanley Cup with the Islanders later that year.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2019 09:39 PM (8AONa)

271 The two brothers (um, they're actually siblings) are bundled up so tight because it was one of -- if not THE -- coldest nights of the year in Chicago. There were NO other people walking the street, which is why the police were able to figure out who was involved so quickly.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 24, 2019 09:40 PM (naEeR)

272 Did he ask Are you filming this ?

Sounded like it.

Posted by: jsg at June 24, 2019 09:40 PM (UbZ8J)

273 The two brothers (um, they're actually siblings) are bundled up so tight
because it was one of -- if not THE -- coldest nights of the year in
Chicago.


Hence, the white jumpsuits.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:41 PM (LL1Be)

274 OMG, the internet is horrible.

I made myself curious about Dave Wottle's 1972 olympic run and checked the interwebs. I found a site where people talking about it called each other assholes and worse for the way they always ask the wrong questions and are dipshits.

About a near 50 year old race.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 09:42 PM (fuK7c)

275
A letter signed by nearly 20 of the "richest 1/10 of the richest 1% of Americans" calls for 2020
presidential candidates to create a wealth tax on them and their
ultrarich peers.

The 18 names on theletter published Monday include investor George Soros, filmmaker Abigail Disney,
Facebook co-founder Chris Hughes, philanthropist Agnes Gund and real
estate developer Robert Bowditch, among other members of the
ultrawealthy. A 19th simply signed as "Anonymous." Many of them have
been outspoken before on the issue of wealth taxes.




Sure they do. After their accountants and tax lawyers have put all of their evil money in tax shelters. And if they want to give more money, write a check to the Treasury and shut up about it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:21 PM (JjqW5)





Or they could just decline to take all of their deductions, VASTLY simplifying how they fill out their 1040. And incidentally, saving them a bundle on tax lawyers, which would go a long ways towards softening the tax blow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 09:43 PM (WJy0R)

276 271
The two brothers (um, they're actually siblings) are bundled up so tight
because it was one of -- if not THE -- coldest nights of the year in
Chicago. There were NO other people walking the street, which is why the
police were able to figure out who was involved so quickly.

It was -20F iirc. The coldest night of the year, though I think we hit near -30F one year. Which isn't shit compared to a of people in here.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:44 PM (K22Va)

277 How do we know that taxi cab video wasn't from Iraq ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 09:44 PM (2DOZq)

278

The wheels are walling off Jussie's noose

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:44 PM (JjqW5)

279 259 In America, there's a burglary every 11 seconds, an armed robbery every 65 seconds, a violent crime every 25 seconds, a murder every 24 minutes and 250 rapes a day Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (+2xjH)

And 800 abortions every day.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 24, 2019 09:45 PM (SRRAx)

280 Gold medalist Scott Hamilton attended BGSU. However, he has not won The Stanley Cup.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2019 09:47 PM (8AONa)

281 Yo

Posted by: Ha at June 24, 2019 09:48 PM (MAstk)

282 250 rapes a day

Brett Kavanaugh, man. He's a machine.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 09:48 PM (ykYG2)

283 Jussie is going to only get 1/2 of his reparations as punishment.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 09:49 PM (2DOZq)

284 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

I think of the executive from Gattaca saying "I haven't got a violent bone in my body ..." That character beat someone to death with a sturdy plastic keyboard. Dude got homerow'd.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 09:50 PM (LxTcq)

285 I don't take any Chicago PD investigation seriously until somebody gets called Dog Breath.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 24, 2019 09:50 PM (ta49A)

286 if the Nigerian brothers happened to be illegal, then any lynching by them would be acts of loooove

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 09:51 PM (dm05u)

287 Re the idiots planning to read the Mueller Report: more actors and actresses whose movies/shows I don't have to watch anymore. Not that I watch much anyway. The only movie I've paid to see in the past year is Peter Jackson's WWI documentary.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 09:52 PM (jm1YL)

288 145
The only correct number of bewbs is two.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (tH5fk)

Celebrate diversity, h8ter!

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 24, 2019 09:52 PM (1FhAQ)

289 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

Posted by: BourbonChicken
________

In other words "I haven't got a racist bone in my body, ellipsis."

Posted by: FireHorse at June 24, 2019 09:53 PM (ta49A)

290 He's doing the William Shatner ellipsis all wrong.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 09:55 PM (LxTcq)

291 Anderson Cooper interviews E. Jean Carroll....it's a tad bizarre.

https://tinyurl.com/y2tjfpm9
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 09:38 PM (cF8AT)
**************
She is cray cray. Rape is sexy?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:55 PM (RBOtF)

292 Thanks to Lurker (the other one) for clearing up the clothing angle.

I had thought that the Nigerian Bros and their cab driver were wearing WWII German Army surplus Russian Front winter uniforms.

Ya know, because Pretendin' ta be Naaaaaziiiis.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 09:56 PM (NoKAc)

293 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."




Then pointing to a young woman he said, But I wouldn't mind getting my bone in her body

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:56 PM (JjqW5)

294 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

___

Slow Joe,

#1 rule in politics...when you're explaining, you're losing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 09:57 PM (FiUMj)

295 Did Juicy Sub Sandwich at least get the noose knot correct?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 09:57 PM (NoKAc)

296 292 Thanks to Lurker (the other one) for clearing up the clothing angle.

I had thought that the Nigerian Bros and their cab driver were wearing WWII German Army surplus Russian Front winter uniforms.

Ya know, because Pretendin' ta be Naaaaaziiiis.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 09:56 PM (NoKAc)


I thought they were wearing cook whites.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2019 09:57 PM (OhN2v)

297 Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video. It was almost to 50K likes and 1 million views according to O'Keefe.
Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (OMsf+)
**************
Can't let the truth get out to the masses.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:57 PM (RBOtF)

298 So 2 Nigerians were supposed to pass off a Trump Nazis?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 09:58 PM (FiUMj)

299 >>>284 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

Isn't denial of a thought crime considered evidence if not a direct admission of the same? That's how it works for the rest of us.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 24, 2019 09:58 PM (l6b3d)

300 In other words "I haven't got a racist bone in my body, ellipsis."

Posted by: FireHorse at June 24, 2019 09:53 PM (ta49A)

Hey hey hey

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:58 PM (uEbPt)

301 297 Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video. It was almost to 50K likes and 1 million views according to O'Keefe.
Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (OMsf+)
**************
Can't let the truth get out to the masses.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:57 PM (RBOtF)


I am surprised O'Keefe can post anything on youtube

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2019 09:59 PM (OhN2v)

302
Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video. It was almost to 50K likes and 1 million views according to O'Keefe.
Posted by: Bert G

======

I wish they'd stop pretending and just announce a policy of banning conservative content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 10:00 PM (fuB/u)

303 DJT, Jr. said Smollett should be charged for his sweater in addition to perpetrating a hoax. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:00 PM (jm1YL)

304 So 2 Nigerians were supposed to pass off a Trump Nazis?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 09:58 PM (FiUMj)


Guess who was really supposed to be using the bleach!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:00 PM (AZxMX)

305 Smollett case is closed. Noose out front should have toldja.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at June 24, 2019 10:01 PM (Vy7tf)

306 What the idiots don't understand is this: If the laws are not to be obeyed (e.g. harboring fugitives) , what's stopping me from shooting you in the head if I run into you? (Besides my Christian faith preventing me from doing any such thing)

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 10:01 PM (I5SAg)

307 303
DJT, Jr. said Smollett should be charged for his sweater in addition to perpetrating a hoax. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:00 PM (jm1YL)


Junior seems to be a chip off the old block.

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (geIq4)

308 >>>258 Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video

At least the one that ace posted this morning was hosted somewhere else.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (l6b3d)

309 305 : Thread winner!

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (I5SAg)

310 In a surprise move, Gorsuch instead of Kav sided with the liberals in a 5-4 decision today. At least they keep us guessing while fucking us. So there's that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (FiUMj)

311 > Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

So he's now claiming to be a "transwoman" who has periods?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (Vy4a0)

312 ''Gold medalist Scott Hamilton attended BGSU. However, he has not won The Stanley Cup. ''

So did one of my nieces. She hasn't won the Stanley cup either. Sad.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:03 PM (jm1YL)

313
So 2 Nigerians were supposed to pass off a Trump Nazis?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker

=====

What was the deal with that, anyway? So he could have "photographic evidence" of the actual crime? Otherwise, he could have done it all himself -- the bleach, the noose, and the mild scuffing -- and called the cops.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 10:04 PM (fuB/u)

314 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

We're supposed to simply believe him because Democrat.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

315 Where's the evidence of the bleach thrown on him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh


That sweater Juicy is wearing was originally black as Hillary's [alleged] heart.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 10:05 PM (NoKAc)

316 Roomy in here! Manspreads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 10:05 PM (WG6O9)

317 That sweater Juicy is wearing was originally black as Hillary's [alleged] heart.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 10:05 PM (NoKAc)

___

Harsh. But fair.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:06 PM (FiUMj)

318 What the idiots don't understand is this: If the laws are not to be obeyed (e.g. harboring fugitives) , what's stopping me from shooting you in the head if I run into you? (Besides my Christian faith preventing me from doing any such thing)

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 10:01 PM (I5SAg)


No, you don't understand the game.

SOME laws (but very selective ones) are to be obeyed by ME ;

ANY law I deem necessary for the preservation of the State MUST be obeyed by YOU!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:06 PM (AZxMX)

319
Junior seems to be a chip off the old block.
Posted by: davidt

======

And in encouraging news, he's deflecting questions about a political future of his own. *fingers crossed*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 10:06 PM (fuB/u)

320 312 ''Gold medalist Scott Hamilton attended BGSU. However, he has not won The Stanley Cup. ''

So did one of my nieces. She hasn't won the Stanley cup either. Sad.
Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:03 PM (jm1YL)


Closest I can get is my lil sis played field hockey for BGSU. No Stanley Cup. Sounds like some sort of collusion.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2019 10:07 PM (OhN2v)

321 I always just assumed the bleach claim was to cover up that he smelled of...yknow...a "bleach smelling" substance.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean


If you're claiming that along with the homosexual gang bang with special sauce that makes a "Subway Sandwich" such a great, fun thing for the twinks to engage in, that anal bleaching is also involved, then you're probably right.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 10:07 PM (NoKAc)

322 Ken Morrow won 4 Cups in a row with those asshole Islanders, not that I'm a bitter FLYERS FAN who watched Duane Sutter score on an offsides play so flagrant it's still on YouTube.
I'm glad I don't need to follow the Flyers any more since Kate Smith got cut from the team.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 24, 2019 10:07 PM (Jj+59)

323 > In a surprise move, Gorsuch instead of Kav sided with the liberals in a
5-4 decision today. At least they keep us guessing while fucking us.
I actually agree with him (and them) on this, and as many have noted, I believe Scalia would've voted the same way.
Vague laws serve no good purpose, and many evil purposes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (Vy4a0)

324 Jussie's face is really messed up in that video.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (mk9aG)

and the blur goes right through to his cerebral cortex, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (WG6O9)

325 In a surprise move, Gorsuch instead of Kav sided with the liberals in a 5-4 decision today. At least they keep us guessing while fucking us. So there's that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (FiUMj)


The SC has mastered the game of nine judge monte!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (AZxMX)

326 Oh corgis!

Posted by: ibguy at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)

327 ''Closest I can get is my lil sis played field hockey for BGSU. No Stanley Cup. Sounds like some sort of collusion.''

Also, my brother attended graduate school at BGSU. You guessed it..no Stanley Cup. Double sads for my family.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:10 PM (jm1YL)

328
Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video. It was
almost to 50K likes and 1 million views according to O'Keefe.

Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (OMsf+)




Doubleplus ungood think is NOT allowed at Youtube

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 10:11 PM (JjqW5)

329 And now for something completely different. "The Other McCain features" some supposedly sexy Cuban singer called Camilla Cubano. She does the whole "Miley Cyrus sticking out her tongue thing" Is this supposed to represent giving oral sex and appeal to men? When did this human lizard thing become an item?

theothermccain.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2019 10:11 PM (ivkO2)

330

I'm surprised that youtube hasn't pulled all of the 2016 election videos

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 10:11 PM (JjqW5)

331 Can Jussie skate?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 24, 2019 10:12 PM (Jj+59)

332 Meanwhile, "man of the people" Obama and his beard and two kids are traveling with an entourage of SEVENTEEN PEOPLE in Europe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


All those folks are there because, hey, Mooch and Ex-Prez'nit Cock-Curioius (Emperor Shit Midas) love cock. Just not each others'.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 10:13 PM (NoKAc)

333 ont

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 10:13 PM (geIq4)

334 I don't like the word, "Hoax," used to describe the shit so many people are pulling these days.

These are not jokes, or pranks.

The global warming hoax, the racial hate crime hoaxes, etc.

Frauds, scams, crimes... anything but hoax.
Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (geIq4)

A hoax is simply a staged falsehood. Jokes and pranks are harmless ones; stuff like Jussie's little caper, and Gerbil Worming are more criminal in nature.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM (WG6O9)

335 It was -20F iirc. The coldest night of the year, though I think we hit near -30F one year. Which isn't shit compared to a of people in here.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:44 PM (K22Va)

Of course, Africans right off the plane are perfectly acclimated to sub-zero weather, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 10:35 PM (WG6O9)

336 #227 If ANY of those "Americans" have 10% of their money anywhere in CONUS, I'll be gobsmacked...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 24, 2019 10:44 PM (ABuva)

337 Taxi driver is wearing the white hazmat suit. Look at the drape of the fabric. Also gloves. You can see it in the way the fingers wrinkle behind the knuckles.And they never paid him!
Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Nick Danger Third Eye at June 25, 2019 12:16 AM (c1JKE)

Revealed: It Is Now "Transphobic" If You Don't Put Your Designer Pronouns In Your Twitter Profile, Even If You're as Straight and Gender-Conforming as Jack Lord

If you don't think you need to specify your pronouns, because you are not gender-fluid at all and are clearly a man or a woman, that is just your "transphobia" talking.

Some of these stupid tweets copied below:

Cis people, please:

Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile

-- Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019

And anyone who's first thought in response to this is: "but I don't need to! People can clearly see I'm a man/woman!" or anything if the sort

Guess what

*game show host voice* Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's transphobia!

-- Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019

hy should cis people put their pronouns on your profile you ask?

It normalises stating pronouns & makes it easier for trans people to exist in the world & stops us being targeted

It challenges the that gender is obvious, that you're "clearly a man" without specifying pronouns

-- Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019


If you're not making it easier for trans people to exist in the world, then you're making it harder. There's no safe middle uninvolved neutral fence with this.

You help trans people exist or you contribute to oppression. Make a choice 🙂

— Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019


Cis folk: adding pronouns is such a small task! It takes 10 seconds for you to add pronouns to your bio. I'm not asking you to take to the barricades & fight someone, I'm saying make a small change.

If you're not willing as an ally to even do that, wtf are you even here for

— Ez 🌻 (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019

How else can we re-architect the basics and fundamentals of our lives to better appease an unhinged 0.01% of the population, and make their own mental illness our own?

A friend of mine says that one big advantage for Trump this election is that the Olympics are happening just months before it.

And I don't mean the patriotism aspect.

I mean the part where for the first time, normal Americans see obviously biological men beating the shit out of actual women in sports.

I know, based on personal experience, that the more normal sort of liberals don't know about this -- only conservative sites cover it. Liberal news organizations know that the normies don't like this and either embargo the stories entirely or only cover it under their Gay Pride type verticals, where only the right sort of audience will see it.

An older woman I know, a complete I'm With Her Hillary Democrat, did not believe this was real until she recently saw a video report about it. She watches CNN and MSNBC religiously (and I do mean religiously), and for some reason, they had kept the growing participation of men in women's sports from her.

She was not a fan of the idea when she finally found out this wasn't a "Faux News Russian bot story."

And the Olympic committee says "Yes, please!" to biological men competing in women's sports.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:33 PM




Comments

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1 This is going to be obligatory on social media in the near future.

And FIRST -- I read the content and carefully composed a cynical comment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (fuB/u)

2 How special do you need to be to force others to be as special?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (v30M8)

3 st

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (ocutB)

4 Hahaha....these people are insane.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)

5 Darn it, I read teh content.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 07:36 PM (ocutB)

6 ""Why should cis people put their pronouns on your profile you ask?

It normalises stating pronouns & makes it easier for trans people to exist in the world & stops us being targeted""


I see where this is going, and I am not sucking dick, period.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 24, 2019 07:36 PM (LWu6U)

7
The important thing is that the MSM cover transathletes religiously. If they don't, people will just think they're masculine-looking girls.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (fuB/u)

8 my pronouns are fuck off/go fuck yourself/lol get fucked.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (PbpT7)

9
Hahaha....these people are insane.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)

Yes they are, and they want you to join them. And Putin smiles thinly.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (ocutB)

10 Good fuckin god these people need help.
or air dropped into Iran.
Im going with Iran

Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (aR6C/)

11
Darn it, I read teh content.


Posted by: Mikey NTH

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No excuse. Cf. #1

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (fuB/u)

12 Be best!

Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (mwfMd)

13 Keeping up with Leftist rules will drive you insane

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (BbGew)

14 Coming from southeast PA, my pronouns are as such:

1. Dude.
2. Chick.
3. Jawn.

Oh, and the sidebar bit about the all-star reading? Fuck Mark Hamill. I'm so tired of these "celebrities" alienating half their audience.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (bkUtD)

15 @6 you're fired

Posted by: Editors of National Review at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (ZfRYq)

16 Fine. Darth Sugartits in the profile it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (GbPPJ)

17 Come on! Jack Lord was banging Woo Fat from the start...wasn't he?

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)

18 I remember it being a big deal when the pronoun ms. was introduced, to eliminate distinctions between how married and unmarried women are addressed. So now they want every possible distinction recognized.
The world is mad.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:39 PM (JgA4k)

19 I wish I could think that we've reached Peak Insanity.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

20
my pronouns are fuck off/go fuck yourself/lol get fucked.
Posted by: ace

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Hey, it could work.

gender that recommends having sex/gender that recommends masturbation/gender that advises people to seek sex

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (fuB/u)

21 Dear xir: eat a dick.

Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (efMXe)

22 This whole "you support my fantasy life, or be killed like the Nazi you are" must be scraping the barrel by now.
How much more of this insanity is 0.000001% of the population going to inflict upon the rest of us?
This is exactly the kind of shit people said would happen when gay marriage was the fight.
I can only imagine whats next. Pedophiles being mere "children in an adult body" and so therefore it is A OK?
Enough of this bullshit

Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (aR6C/)

23 I don't do Facebook or Twitter. If I did and was in particularly irritable mood I' might putt FU as my preferred pronoun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (ivkO2)

24 >>>my pronouns are fuck off/go fuck yourself/lol get fucked.
Posted by: ace



You forgot "Fuck that guy in particular."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (bkUtD)

25 The world is mad.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:39 PM (JgA4k)

None are Free of Cis-Sin.

The Rituals of Purification have Commenced.

All Shall Burn, None Shall be Spared.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (ocutB)

26 Coming from southeast PA, my pronouns are as such:

1. Dude.
2. Chick.
3. Jawn.


Oh man, you forgot Jagoff!

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (32YRo)

27 I would last about 30 seconds on Twitter.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (VHM+K)

28 I may address you as "I hope you washed your bleeping hands".

Posted by: klaftern at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (RuIsu)

29 It's time to start calling these types "biology deniers."

Posted by: April at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

30 >>>Oh man, you forgot Jagoff!


More of a Pittsburgh thing, but the judges will allow it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (bkUtD)

31 So if someone insists he's Napoleon I have to call him Xer Napoleon?

The world is mad, quite mad.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (JgA4k)

32 A recent study showed almost 90% of respondents said they wouldn't consider dating a tranny. The writer for Psychology Today who reported on the study just can't understand why this is.

https://tinyurl.com/y26b5qep

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, My Pronoun is Eat Me at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (hjaPQ)

33 We shall insist upon the royal "we".

Posted by: UDM at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (1agst)

34 You forgot "Fuck that guy in particular."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Nah - "bottom man in a Drunken Hobo Fuck-pile" - my personal favorite

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (32YRo)

35 I'm completely sick of people like Aces cat lady friend; liberals who refuse to hear anything that shakes their urban lefty worldview. It's all "right wing propaganda " to these dunces.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (YvQ5p)

36 what if I said my preferred pronouns were I/me/mine?

Now, you're thinking, "Those ARE your pronouns." No, those are my *first-person* pronouns.

What if I insist that anyone referring to me in the third person must use "I/me/mine" in referring to me? So if they want to say "He is anti-transupremacy," they'll have to say "I am anti-transupremacy."

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)

37 >>>Enough of this bullshit


It is never going back to the way it was. You know that, right?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (bkUtD)

38 My dick tells me I'm clearly a man.

Posted by: oldtimer at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (zt1Y6)

39
I wish I could think that we've reached Peak Insanity.
Posted by: rickl

=====

No way has that happened. It has yet to be OBLIGATORY:

on social media
in corporate hiring processes
on all government IDs

You think the SJWs will stop at simpering requests?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (fuB/u)

40 Y'all.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (t6MX/)

41 "Eat me" isn't really a pronoun, but only a CIS/het bitch would point that out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, My Pronoun is Eat Me at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (hjaPQ)

42 pretty sure the default "not an insane tranny" would work for 99.44% of humans.

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (nFwvY)

43 We will be made to care.

Posted by: UDM at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (1agst)

44
What if I insist that anyone referring to me in the third person must use "I/me/mine" in referring to me? So if they want to say "He is anti-transupremacy," they'll have to say "I am anti-transupremacy."

Posted by: ace

======

LOL, you're on a roll.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (fuB/u)

45 If you're not making it easier for trans people to exist in the world, then you're making it harder.


Hey. Guess what asshole?
No. It's not.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (axyOa)

46 When we normalize the abnormal only the abnormal will be normal.

Mental illness is now encouraged and celebrated.

Middle America needs to wake up because the pedophiles are coming for your children.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (haWye)

47 Trans-phobia seems like a totally reasonable response.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (jXrK7)

48 Joining us is not optional.

Do it or there will be consequences.

Posted by: Lbgtq at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (MAstk)

49 >>>If you're not making it easier for trans people to exist in the world, then you're making it harder.


That's what she said. Or Xhe. Whatever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (bkUtD)

50
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (KCxzN)

51 >>>46 When we normalize the abnormal only the abnormal will be normal.

well, good way to put it, but I think they're already affirmatively working on that second part -- abnormalizing the normal -- and in fact about half-done in that project.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (PbpT7)

52 LOL, you're on a roll.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (fuB/u)

Ahem. It's "I am on a roll," hater.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (t6MX/)

53

I'm sticking with:

Your Grace
Your Majesty
Your Eminence

If you use any of those concerning me and mine, it's A-OK with me!

Although I am partial to "LOL get fucked" as a personal nominative pronoun:

"LOL get fucked said to go get fucked...."

Posted by: imp at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (uKiy5)

54 Guess what

*game show host voice* Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's transphobia!


***

Well fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk you!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (axyOa)

55 No, instead of playing your game of crazy, how about I burn down your building and shiv you?


In a respectful way, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

56 It normalises stating pronouns makes it easier for trans people to exist in the world stops us being targeted

Frankly, I can't think of anything facing us that's more important. *spit*

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (EgshT)

57 Someone needs to tell that tranny to go fuck thirself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (jXrK7)

58 LOL, you're on a roll.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

So, "I'm on a roll" - really if we're following the new rule

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (32YRo)

59
Sorry, not my job to make people feel better about themselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (Wx/+I)

60 The pronoun stuff:
LOL get fucked

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY8)

61 What if I don't have Twitter?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (I would list my pronoun but it can not be pronounced by human tongues) at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (dNzKv)

62 In a respectful way, of course.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

lol, so long as it is respectful.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (t6MX/)

63 I changed mine to 'My pronoun is LOLGFY'.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (cF8AT)

64 >>>61 What if I don't have Twitter?


what if you're not on Evergreen College campus?

Don't worry, Evergreen and Twitter rules will come to you.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

65 If you're not making it easier for trans people to exist in the
world, then you're making it harder. There's no safe middle uninvolved
neutral fence with this.
You help trans people exist or you contribute to oppression. Make a choice
______
Done.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (R3YbJ)

66 The sports outcome will be that trannies get their own Title IX and you will be made to support.

Eventually there will be no boys or girls. Just wankers. Sounds great to me.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (6/uwW)

67 There never will be peak insanity, those goal posts are never going to be reached and will always be just out of reach, but if we try just a little harder......

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (BbGew)

68 If men actually want to be regarded as women shouldn't they want to use the historical, conventional pronouns?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (JgA4k)

69 Just went on my semi-dormant Twitter account and don't see a gender pronoun field. Was planning on putting "how many fingers am I holding up, Winston" in it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (wzvqt)

70 61
What if I don't have Twitter?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (I would list my pronoun but it can not be
pronounced by human tongues) at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (dNzKv)

*consults rule book*
TRANSPHOBE!!!!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (t6MX/)

71 Liberals now blame any information out there they don't like on "Russian Bots". I watched three shows last week where a character responded to something by blaming "bots". Not one was meant to make the character look stupid.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (f8ilN)

72 I swear I didn't read any of your comments before I changed it!

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (cF8AT)

73 Funny, but on a related note, the VA DMV refused to let me order the designer license plate "LOL GF"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (AZxMX)

74 You know who the real victims are?

Furries.

Nobody gives a fuck about furries.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, My Pronoun is Eat Me at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (hjaPQ)

75 Let me put my pronoun in you.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (PxX58)

76 Tranny shit is the tip of the perverse iceberg.

I blame straight whites for this. All of it.

Posted by: nip at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (RXwUQ)

77


"Making it harder for trans"

If that ever happens from me doing something of my own volition, I will throw myself into Kilauea. Nothing I ever voluntarily do will make a tranny hard.

Posted by: imp at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (uKiy5)

78 ace why do my posts on this site omit my paragraphing?
This is fucking annoying as shit.
Im using firefox fully updated

Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)

79 >>Cis people, please:
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
. . . .


Typing somethin repeatedly doesn't make your argument more convincing
Typing somethin repeatedly doesn't make your argument more convincing
Typing somethin repeatedly doesn't make your argument more convincing
Typing somethin repeatedly doesn't make your argument more convincing

See?
Gah, I hate that twitter trend!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (bDqIh)

80 Maybe its time to try a new tactic against the accusation of "fill-in-the-blank-phobia". A phobia is an irrational, reflexive fear. Arachnophobia. Claustrophobia. Acrophobia.

Assuming homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia are real things, why do Leftists treat them as personal character defects instead of as a debilitating psychological condition that the subject has no conscious control over and is deserving of accommodation and (prolly free) treatment? Why are they OTHERING PEOPLE WITH PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISORDERS?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (QuovZ)

81 Cos people should pin a yellow star on their lapel with their preferred pronoun written on it. It is a simple change.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (I would list my pronoun but it can not be pronounced by human tongues) at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (dNzKv)

82 >>>74 You know who the real victims are?

Furries.

Nobody gives a fuck about furries.

...

I do! I do!!!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald, branching out in xis interests at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (PbpT7)

83 Proudly contributing to oppression over here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (0bu2O)

84 And the Olympic committee says "Yes, please!" to biological men competing in women's sports.

They did that decades ago for certain Easter Bloc "women" athletes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (HaL55)

85

Fuck "Your" pronouns in particular

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (LL1Be)

86 I think my decision to let my banning from twitter remain an established fact was a wise one!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (AZxMX)

87 The Youth Backlash to the LGBT Movement
https://tinyurl.com/y4ykpbhb
New video from Carl Benjamin. Younger people are growing more negative in their views of LGBT's.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (xPl2J)

88 I totally agree. There is no more neutral anything, anywhere. Thanks, Left!

So go ahead and put me on the Enemies List, because I'm your enemy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (3hjbs)

89 So. If I identify as a chick, I'll get that job in HR?

Posted by: Miklos, following the logic at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (QzkSJ)

90 Leftism is a mental disease.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (oVJmc)

91 His tranny pronoun is "Das Fuhrer"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (jXrK7)

92 My preferred pronoun is a snippet of Vogon
Saying induces severe pain.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (JgA4k)

93 Don't worry, Evergreen and Twitter rules will come to you.

Posted by: ace

Not if God and The Orange Beast Master have any say left - otherwise, yeah, its an Evergreen College SJW squeee world....

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (32YRo)

94 "If you're not willing as an ally to even do that, wtf are you even here for"

Good question. Why is anyone still there?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (t+qrx)

95 Who would win, the East German women's swim team in the 60's or the tranny's of today?

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (K22Va)

96 49 >>>If you're not making it easier for trans people to exist in the world, then you're making it harder.


That's what she said. Or Xhe. Whatever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (bkUtD)


Good old-fashioned time-honored Communist slogan: "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

97 78
ace why do my posts on this site omit my paragraphing?
This is fucking annoying as shit.
Im using firefox fully updated


Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)

It's going to be fixed in Minx 0.8 alpha.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (t6MX/)

98 Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (xPJvm)

99 Reason #36182 I'm not now nor have I ever been on the Twatters.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (FiUMj)

100 I don't have a Twitter profile. Or fake pronouns.I don't have a Twitter profile. Or fake pronouns.I don't have a Twitter profile. Or fake pronouns.I don't have a Twitter profile. Or fake pronouns.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (LL1Be)

101 73 Funny, but on a related note, the VA DMV refused to let me order the designer license plate "LOL GF"



What is wrong with Laughing Out Loud, Girl Friend?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (sy5kK)

102 mine is "you may call me anything you like"

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (nFwvY)

103 As a Public Defender, I am spoon fed all this tolerance crap and requires to affirm an identity that is not based in reality. Government entities are requiring me to call a transgender girl a him even though she was clearly traumatized and sexually molested by her father and brother. I have lots of compassion for her but her social worker and the judge insist she be called Her preferred boy name.

I would want to be a boy, too if my dad and brother had sex with me. We need to treat the underlying TRAUMA and not allow delusions to trump reality.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2019 07:52 PM (haWye)

104 8
my pronouns are fuck off/go fuck yourself/lol get fucked.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (PbpT7)

Damn...ok, is 'eat me' an appropriate pronoun? uh.... no not where I hang out. OK, 'cannibal'. Can't argue with that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 07:52 PM (8lGpb)

105 I choose to "contribute to oppression" by not playing along. And in answer to "wtf are you even here for?", it's because a man and a woman fell in love and got married, then did the cisgender thing that you try to copy.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:52 PM (/+bwe)

106 My preferred pronoun is "Not sure"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (LWu6U)

107 Typing somethin repeatedly doesn't make your argument more convincing

See?
Gah, I hate that twitter trend!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (bDqIh)


It does if you use the clappy hands emoji. It's science.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

108 For the record, f*ck you and your enablers, Napoleon. I don't care if you wear a funny hat, I'm not calling you emperor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (Lwfjs)

109 Shit like this is the downside of living in a rich country. People have such a good life they have to invent shit to be mad about. You notice nobody in the 3rd world gives a fuck about this, what with having to worry about not starving to death every day.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (FiUMj)

110
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (3hjbs)

111 Good old-fashioned time-honored Communist slogan: "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."

Posted by: rickl

OMG - we're quoting Die Hard now - stand back...

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (32YRo)

112 >>It normalises stating pronouns. . .
It challenges the that gender is obvious, that you're "clearly a man" without specifying pronouns


Yes, and I don't want to validate either of those things.

It's not normal, and it in fact demonizes what is normal. Which trans activists are A-OK with.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (bDqIh)

113 This Ez thing sure seems to have a massive girl-boner over dictating to everyone else what they're allowed to do.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

114 We need to treat the underlying TRAUMA and not allow delusions to trump reality.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2019 07:52 PM (haWye)

Well now that's just plain crazy talk.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)

115 Middle America needs to wake up because the pedophiles are coming for your children.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (haWye)


Trust us, Comet Pizza was a big nothing burger, so no further investigation is necessary!

Posted by: Mainstream Media Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (AZxMX)

116 Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.

-

You'd better not hold that up to a mirror.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (Lwfjs)

117 okay, article noted and guidelines have been followed.

Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (WEBkv)

118 97 78
ace why do my posts on this site omit my paragraphing?
This is fucking annoying as shit.
Im using firefox fully updated


Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)


The workaround is, instead of hitting the Return key, do about 2 spaces, then a Return, then a space, and another Return.

You will have a blank like between the Return and the next sentence.

That's how I do it on Firefox.

Or, use Brave.

It works normally, usually.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (sy5kK)

119
Don't call me late for dinner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (Wx/+I)

120 Good question. Why is anyone still there?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (t+qrx)

.....and does anyone really know waht time it is?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (8lGpb)

121 The fun part will be in 20 yrs (maybe less) when many of the people now demanding acceptance for.their their mental illness get cancer from all the hormones being given. Guess like AIDS, cancer funding will go through the roof to fix this unjustice.

Posted by: Bete at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (Ojki1)

122 My pronouns are a non-verbal sound caused by smacking yourself in the face as hard as possible. Failure to use my pronoun is transphobic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (oVJmc)

123 Trust us, Comet Pizza was a big nothing burger, so no further investigation is necessary!

-

The people in the emails assured us it was a conspiracy theory when we asked that one time in passing!

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (Lwfjs)

124 As James Brown sang ... "this is a man's world" ... even in women's sports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd1-HM234DE

Posted by: illiniwek at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (Cus5s)

125
Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM

It's going to be fixed in Minx 0.8 alpha.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (KCxzN)

126 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (3hjbs)
---------------

I only counted nine.

Sane!

Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (WEBkv)

127 Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (Lwfjs)

--------

Oooh... snap!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (3hjbs)

128 109
Shit like this is the downside of living in a rich country. People have
such a good life they have to invent shit to be mad about. You notice
nobody in the 3rd world gives a fuck about this, what with having to
worry about not starving to death every day.

I think you're exactly right.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (K22Va)

129
"Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile"



It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to. I give it a 7

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

130 80 Maybe its time to try a new tactic against the accusation of "fill-in-the-blank-phobia".

I like to note that I am not "phobic," I am "averse." Because fear just isn't part of it.

Posted by: April at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

131 Im using firefox fully updated

-

Comically, that's probably the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (Lwfjs)

132 Damn...ok, is 'eat me' an appropriate pronoun? uh.... no not where I hang out. OK, 'cannibal'. Can't argue with that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

So, a cannibal comes across another cannibal just finishing eating a shepherd from the village.

"Damn," he says, "you didn't even wait for me!"

"yeah." the other cannibal says. "I do feel a little sheepish."

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (32YRo)

133 @mel_faith1

Watch! When the police entered Jussie Smolletts apartment - responding to the #SmollettHoax

The freakin rope still around his neck! What a horrible actor! Lol

https://tinyurl.com/y587jmo4

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (cF8AT)

134 "Not sure" is perfect for me because when asked this crap I feel the exasperation of needing to explain something to a world that is totally unable to understand ("If I had but the time and you had but the brain.") And because I know the people hearing it will totally not get the reference, and also totally misunderstand the meaning.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (LWu6U)

135 What is wrong with Laughing Out Loud, Girl Friend?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (sy5kK)


The DMV clerk reads AoS, but won't admit it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (AZxMX)

136 I don't fully understand the connection between this insane bullshit and leftism.
What does this have to do with centralizing the economy and increasing government control.

Yeah, yeah the left is insane and they want to destroy everything but are there no old fashioned leftists to cry bullshit? Not even one?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (JgA4k)

137


A friend of mine says that one big advantage for Trump this election is that the Olympics are happening just months before it.


I've been saying this for a while now. And as hard as the press will try to ignore it to protect whoever the donk candidate is, Trump will just shove it down their throats anyways.


I don't know about you bigots, but I for one am cheering for a tranny sweep of the Women's events.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (kVT3g)

138
Part of the problem with Houston traffic is always having to swerve to avoid the bodies of the transgender suicides.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (Wx/+I)

139 You know what?

I'm fine being "transphobic"

A) get the fuck out with your made up words
B) you have a fucking mental illness and you don't cure cancer by calling it anything other then cancer
C) I don't have to accept your shitty little world view where you're important, you're a useless fucking roach shitting on all the food

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (k81AA)

140 >>It does if you use the clappy hands emoji. It's science.

Grrrr, clappy hands!

Both are stupid, but the typing the same thing repeatedly, particularly when it's declaring an opinion is fact, is something toddlers do, FFS.
Grow up.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (bDqIh)

141 One of the HR people in my office started doing this in the company chat system.


At first I thought she was some porn both that had gotten into the system but apparently she's just an SJW.


Sigh...they cannot leave us alone.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (WdocV)

142 I'm not sure what my pronoun is anyway. Mr freaked?
Sounds kind of stodgy.

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

143 I'd be a lot more convinced they want to stop fascism if they didn't act like a bunch of fascists.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (DrqHq)

144 Oooh... snap!

-

I meant it like in the horror movies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (cr7Uf)

145 And I don't mean the patriotism aspect.

I mean the part where for the first time, normal Americans see obviously biological men beating the shit out of actual women in sports.



Just as (historically) rural Democrats have been able to disassociate themselves from the actions of the national party and big city Democrats (we don't do that here), Americans will watch the Olympics and say, well, that's just them.

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (Gqta/)

146 Put your pronouns on your profile"






It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to. I give it a 7

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)


Put the lime in the coconut.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (t6MX/)

147 Good luck with me, transidiots. I still won't use "Ms."

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (yPxXc)

148 My pronouns aren't even in English, they're in that weird African language that is just clicks and gulping noises.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (jXrK7)

149 This Ez thing sure seems to have a massive girl-boner over dictating to everyone else what they're allowed to do.

Any randomly selected one of these gender-fucked up LGBTQWERTYFUCKYOUDADDYIAMTOOSPECIALISTAS is a hard core totalitarian, who, given time and resources would kill every single one of you that did not agree with them.


Psychotic dictators are not new.


It's just that Western Civilization labeled them "leftist" and forced them into the basement.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (LL1Be)

150 78
ace why do my posts on this site omit my paragraphing?
This is fucking annoying as shit.
Im using firefox fully updated


Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)

Can't remember which browser I was using at one time but I had to hit return 3 times to get one line between paragraphs.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

151 Funny, but on a related note, the VA DMV refused to let me order the designer license plate "LOL GF"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (AZxMX)
--------

That's because Weasel already has it.

Not really. I love that you tried for it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (aXucN)

152 So, a cannibal comes across another cannibal just finishing eating a shepherd from the village.



"Damn," he says, "you didn't even wait for me!"



"yeah." the other cannibal says. "I do feel a little sheepish."



Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (32YRo)

I forgot to be triggered by that totally insensitive joke because I was laughing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (8lGpb)

153 I don't know about you bigots, but I for one am cheering for a tranny sweep of the Women's events.
___
Personally I can't wait to watch some hot, sweaty transwomen bring home the gold for America in beach volleyball. It is all about the patriotism and honestly not those sweet sweet thongs.

Wait I got distracted there what were we talking about?

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (WdocV)

154 I dunno. I'd sure hate to culturally appropriate (what I've been assured is a sin of the highest order). Puttin' on airs and pretending I suffer from mental illness seems wrong.

Posted by: Jarrod at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (3m0VI)

155 Who in the hell is Jack Lord?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (WCfRV)

156 put the needle on the record . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (t6MX/)

157 I just listened to a thing about the Victorian approach to the insane. They would lock them away. Now they leave them out but chop off their sexual organs.
Which is worse?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (JgA4k)

158 >>>78
ace why do my posts on this site omit my paragraphing?
This is fucking annoying as shit.
Im using firefox fully updated


Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)

Can't remember which browser I was using at one time but I had to hit return 3 times to get one line between paragraphs.

...

Sorry, but I have no idea. I have to answer like a union worker on this: "What do I know, I just work here."

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (PbpT7)

159 Also, cancer from hormones to postpone puberty indefinitely is a social construct.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (Lwfjs)

160 The problem with this will not come from social media but from corporations. It is these corporations that will ask people what their preferred pronouns are. If you refuse to comply, it is likely that you will be identified as someone who is not a desirable person to hire. "We can't consider you application until your application is properly filled out." They won't even get to the issue of individual qualification because most entry level positions do not require a very high level of competence. Progressives push this as yet another way to attack and destroy any value system such as christianity that might challenge corporate values and authority. You may consider atheistic capitalism as another form of totalitarianism.

Posted by: Punchinello at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (zOrpp)

161 I don't know about you bigots, but I for one am cheering for a tranny sweep of the Women's events.
Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (kVT3g)


It sure would be nice if someone asked the Dem candidates if they were ecstatic about it or just thrilled.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (t+qrx)

162 My preferred pronouns are fragrances:

gun powder

bourbon

bacon

Lava soap

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (xPJvm)

163 maybe try angle bracket br angle bracket for paragraph breaks? I have to do that with some material. Not sure why.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)

164 New video from Carl Benjamin. Younger people are growing more negative in their views of LGBT's.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (xPl2J)

When you go from asking to be treated decently to demanding that everyone accept your slightest whim as law you tend to lose a certain amount of sympathy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (ocutB)

165 Something stole my apostrophes today. No kidding.

' ' '

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

166 Shift+return twice usually mimics a new paragraph nicely.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (Lwfjs)

167 an aside: ATnT will extract pre-arranged payment from my credit card on the 7th of next month.

Just received the first of multiple to come texts advising me of such.

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (Gqta/)

168 I'm not sure what my pronoun is anyway. Mr freaked?
Sounds kind of stodgy.
Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)


Superfreaked.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (t+qrx)

169 My pronouns are only audible to dogs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (jXrK7)

170
Who in the hell is Jack Lord?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM


Steve McGarret

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (KCxzN)

171 It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to. I give it a 7

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)


Any old way you choose it
It's got a back beat, you can't lose it

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (AZxMX)

172 And now they work. I just remembed though I was on my phone.

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (UdKB7)

173 This is exactly the kind of shit people said would happen when gay marriage was the fight.

Yup. Scalia predicted it in his dissent in Lawrence v Texas. I wonder when he gets his apology for being right?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (qc+VF)

174 And the Olympic committee says "Yes, please!" to biological men competing in women's sports.

Show of hands here: how many of you still watch the Olympics? If so you just won the LOLGF medal.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (y7DUB)

175 I meant it like in the horror movies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM

-------

LOL, I misunderstood, but I figured it was good-natured - I'm a pretty repetitive SOB sometimes

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (3hjbs)

176 Who in the hell is Jack Lord?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today

the man who was almost Captain Kirk

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (nFwvY)

177
I don't know about you bigots, but I for one am cheering for a tranny sweep of the Women's events.
Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (kVT3g)


The thing is that the "guys" don't have to chop off their junk, only take some estrogen and similar for a while. The Olympics says they are good to go.


But I do think they are required to douche before competition.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (sy5kK)

178 Who in the hell is Jack Lord?

Posted by: tomorrow's


Book him, Dano...

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (32YRo)

179 My pronouns?
'"

Have fun with your databases h8ters!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (WdocV)

180 I was actually just doing some work for a hippy type event when I got an email from an organizer with the three she, her, and hers in the sig. Looked up the event on the net and saw all the organizers were listing their three pronouns. There was even one they, them and theirs, only one person in the profile pic though, the others must have been absent.


Now my first thought was, why all three, wouldn't just one imply the others? But then I thought, maybe the really extreme assholes like to mix them up just to force you to keep up the added effort. Like, I'm mugiwara (preferred pronouns: he, them, xylon)

Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (kVT3g)

181 This is exactly the kind of shit people said would happen when gay marriage was the fight.


THIS.


EVERY DAMN BIT OF THIS ^^^

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (LL1Be)

182 So do trannies have a g-spot?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (JgA4k)

183 Pine tar soap has a nice fragrance too.
And for the hippies, Dr. Bronner's.

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (Gqta/)

184 "Who in the hell is Jack Lord? "

I tink you better get off our collective lawn.

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (UdKB7)

185
Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019



The little snowflake needs to get out of the dress and into a straight jacket

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (JjqW5)

186 The freakin rope still around his neck! What a horrible actor! Lol



https://tinyurl.com/y587jmo4

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (cF8AT)

And he wanted a raise?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (t6MX/)

187 >>I don't know about you bigots, but I for one am cheering for a tranny sweep of the Women's events.

Yup.
Particularly women's soccer.

The Iranian women's team has had many male players hiding under the team's uniform hijab. I hope Iran sends out a team that is 100% male and they kick the US women's soccer team's ass.

Oops, no worrying about whether you'll sing along to the US national anthem from the podium or have to decline Trump's invitation to the WH, you guys!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (bDqIh)

188 Simply rounding people up and launching them into the fucking sun is always an option.

It's very rarely an ethical option. It's also very rarely an ineffective option.

I had to put up with pronoun bingo a number of years ago before this was really on the national radar. Never again. I'm all for people living their lives how they want to live them, but that stops short of "I want to live my life by being a shrill, insufferable cunt in as many obnoxious ways as possible, and attempt to attach legal and societal consequences to not playing calvinball with me".

Yeah, no. Get fucked. Into the sun rocket you go.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (67XdO)

189 Who in the hell is Jack Lord?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (WCfRV


He was an actor, played McGarret on Hawaii Five-O

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (ocutB)

190 Who in the hell is Jack Lord?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today




He played Felix Leiter in Dr. No

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (JjqW5)

191 154
I dunno. I'd sure hate to culturally appropriate (what I've been
assured is a sin of the highest order). Puttin' on airs and pretending I
suffer from mental illness seems wrong.

Posted by: Jarrod at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (3m0VI)

I like that.
"I would never assume to appropriate your mental illness."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (8lGpb)

192 Show of hands here: how many of you still watch the Olympics? If so you just won the LOLGF medal.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (y7DUB)
----------------

I may tune into the trans events so I can point and laugh.

But, then again, I remember the East German "woman" competing in the Olympics and think, maybe not.

Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (WEBkv)

193 I will not buy into this bullshit

A guy in a dress is still a guy. A female with tits growing a beard is still a female.

I once saw a calf with two heads- no one started a movement for that poor bastard.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (asmhK)

194 It's weird that Minx 0.7a interacts differently with different browsers. You'd figure things like carriage returns, HTML codes for emojis, etc. would render universally, but no such luck here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (3hjbs)

195 It is never going back to the way it was. You know that, right?

That'll only happen if we give in to the psychos. Fuck their "feelz," I'm not aiding and abetting their mental illness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (HaL55)

196 170
Who in the hell is Jack Lord?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM
---------------------


Security, check this guy's ID.

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (Gqta/)

197 Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (PbpT7)

Right now I have to use three different browsers to access sites I need to contact.

Once you tweak it enough PaleMoon works for AoS, but I no longer think I have any protective shields in place, so I expect a big hamster feed bill to show any day now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (AZxMX)

198 148 My pronouns aren't even in English, they're in that weird African language that is just clicks and gulping noises.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (jXrK7)


that's rapey dolphin.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (sy5kK)

199
I will be happy to be Jack Lord if I can have his $40 million.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (Wx/+I)

200 My preferred pronouns are ASCII codes. In hex.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (oVJmc)

201 155 Who in the hell is Jack Lord?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (WCfRV)

You...my lawn...off it.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (cF8AT)

202 It's all about making you complicit, destroying your self-respect, and breaking you to their will.

Some Brit, starts with an M, said this eloquently, can't remember his name .

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 08:05 PM (jg9de)

203 Security, check this guy's ID.

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (Gqta/)

For sure he doesn't have a man-card!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 08:05 PM (AZxMX)

204 No, Jack Lord was not Pike in Star Trek - that was Jeffery Hunter - who starred in the pilot episode that was not aired but later put together as some weird throw back....

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:05 PM (32YRo)

205 thought jack lord was stoney burke

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

206 ace...you going to live thread the dem debates on Wed. & Thurs?

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)

207 174
And the Olympic committee says "Yes, please!" to biological men competing in women's sports.

But everyone else gets piss tests for drugs. That sounds fair.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (K22Va)

208 The HTML here is wonky. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (PbpT7)

209 "I know, based on personal experience, that the more normal sort of liberals don't know about this"

This week, the "drag queen reads to kids" show came to my sh!thole city for the first (?) time. (At the library; _always_ at the libraries.) So a few more "normal" liberals may have noticed. Libs are brainwashed NOT to notice things, remember.

This tranny sh!t spread thru the culture breathtakingly fast. What's next?

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (mk9aG)

210 Jack Lord was Traci Lords' dad.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

211 My pronouns?
'"

Have fun with your databases h8ters!
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (WdocV)




mine are '); DROP TABLE pronouns;--

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

212 Don't worry, Evergreen and Twitter rules will come to you.





Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)



Woke Companies: Damn straight....err..we mean that's right

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (JjqW5)

213 182
So do trannies have a g-spot?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (JgA4k)

Yes, but its just put on with a magic marker.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (8lGpb)

214 Who in the hell is Jack Lord?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today




He played Felix Leiter in Dr. No
Posted by: TheQuietMan

"People I've known in addition to your mother for 500, Trebek"

Posted by: Sean Connery at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (QzkSJ)

215 I will be happy to be Jack Lord if I can have his $40 million.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Well, you could pray to the Lord that he give it to you...

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (32YRo)

216 Incrementalism. what just two years ago they gave an award to a guy in a dress for sportswoman of the year.

Destination pedophilia, human sacrifices, and death cults. Babylon on the Potomac.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (ZuGkg)

217 Tami- PDT is going to do that for us.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (asmhK)

218 Use My Made-Up Words!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

219 Jack Lord almost got the part of Kirk, but asked too much on the pay. So they got this other guy...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, some kinda punk at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (lLeln)

220 181 This is exactly the kind of shit people said would happen when gay marriage was the fight.


THIS.


EVERY DAMN BIT OF THIS ^^^
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (LL1Be)

It's none of the government's business if people want to dress children up as sex objects of the opposite sex and take them to pride parades because the kids are on the level of handling their kink.

Posted by: Erick "2 dozen glazed" Erickson at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (WCfRV)

221 >>>206 ace...you going to live thread the dem debates on Wed. & Thurs?

i mean, i'll have a thread up, of course. there won't be an embedded third-party liveblog widget.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)

222 My pronouns are:

1. Go Trump
2. Trump Rocks
3. Winning! with Trump

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (ed8K1)

223 Eh? My printouts? Why would I put any damn printouts in a turnstile?

Posted by: Senior Bus Rebel Squad, ACTIVATE! at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (0DpH3)

224 If a tranny steals your wallet do you have to use the right pronoun when you yell at it to stop?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (JgA4k)

225 Jack Lord was Traci Lords' dad.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Noooo - really? Didn't know that, sad!

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (32YRo)

226 I don't do twitter much, but here is what I have on my profile.

Connoisseur of fine snark and proud member of the AOSHQ Horde since 2004. USMC grunt, sergeant of Marines 85-91. Oh, and apparently a H8er. Pronoun: Sir

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (gC2IV)

227 205 thought jack lord was stoney burke
---
He was.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, My Pronoun is Eat Me at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (hjaPQ)

228 "They JUST want the same thing WE WANT..."

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (LL1Be)

229 Hawaii Five-O was the odd TV series that started in the 60's and made it to 1980. Can't think of any others off the top of my head.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (xPl2J)

230 If you're blathering on long enough to need a paragraph break get your own blog.

Posted by: DaveA at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (FhXTo)

231

I'm imagining William Shatner on Hawaii 5-0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)

232 and attempt to attach legal and societal consequences to not playing calvinball with me

--------

Bazinga. You have every right to be a gross freak and I can't stop you. I have every right to ignore your stupid freaky bullshit and call you weird. A weird dude. And you can't stop me.

America - get used to it, or get fucked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (3hjbs)

233 221 >>>206 ace...you going to live thread the dem debates on Wed. & Thurs?

i mean, i'll have a thread up, of course. there won't be an embedded third-party liveblog widget.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)


Yeah, I've always assumed that failed because of the sheer number of morons. You get the point, though -- we'd all kind of like to tune in to the sh!tfest, but it takes a lot of stamina to wade through that much bullsh!t. The more grounding in reality from morons, the better.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (ed8K1)

234 Jack Lord was also a painter, so maybe his works should be featured in an upcoming morning art post.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (mk9aG)

235
I'm imagining William Shatner on Hawaii 5-0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)
----------------

They did that, only it was called, "T. J. Hooker."

Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (WEBkv)

236
My answer:

No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (Wx/+I)

237 France is announcing today that they caught Iran last year trying to smuggle a half ton of explosives into France in diplomatic packages.

https://tinyurl.com/y2wfbfvf

Somebody get James Taylor on the phone, stat!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (PxX58)

238 180 I was actually just doing some work for a hippy type event when I got an email from an organizer with the three she, her, and hers in the sig. Looked up the event on the net and saw all the organizers were listing their three pronouns. There was even one they, them and theirs, only one person in the profile pic though, the others must have been absent.


Now my first thought was, why all three, wouldn't just one imply the others? But then I thought, maybe the really extreme assholes like to mix them up just to force you to keep up the added effort. Like, I'm mugiwara (preferred pronouns: he, them, xylon)


HEY! YOU!

Yeah, YOU!

No, not YOU!

YOU!

*points finger*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg's way of telling them to LOLGF at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (sy5kK)

239 219 Jack Lord almost got the part of Kirk, but asked too much on the pay. So they got this other guy...




REMEMBER when Kirk called Nimoy SPOCK-O?

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (nFwvY)

240 "123 Trust us, Comet Pizza was a big nothing burger, so no further investigation is necessary!

-

The people in the emails assured us it was a conspiracy theory when we asked that one time in passing!

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (Lwfjs) "




The more time that passes, with all that keeps on being revealed, makes me believe that the very worst stories about Comet Pizza are only the New York tip of a nation or world wide iceberg.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (jg9de)

241
put your pronouns in my pants
put your pronouns in my pants
put your pronouns in my pants
put your pronouns in my pants

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (EgshT)

242 My pronoun is "The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!," thank you very much.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:10 PM (t6MX/)

243 You will be made not to care about corporations and educational institutions grooming your children at birth. It's just none of the government's business.

Posted by: Erick at June 24, 2019 08:10 PM (WCfRV)

244 Simply rounding people up and launching them into the fucking sun is always an option.


SUBSCRIBE

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:10 PM (LL1Be)

245
Who would win, the East German women's swim team in the 60's or the tranny's of today?
Posted by: dartist

=====

Erich Honecker: I have a dastardly plan.
American trannies: Hold my beer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 08:11 PM (fuB/u)

246 237 France is announcing today that they caught Iran last year trying to smuggle a half ton of explosives into France in diplomatic packages.

https://tinyurl.com/y2wfbfvf

Somebody get James Taylor on the phone, stat!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (PxX5


Or the Iranian representative, F'n John Kerry.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

247 >>i mean, i'll have a thread up, of course. there won't be an embedded third-party liveblog widget.

Put then how can we complain that are comments aren't showing up?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:11 PM (PxX58)

248 155 Who in the hell is Jack Lord?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (WCfRV)


Welcome, young person, welcome. Enjoy this special place. Give it some time, we've developed some idiosyncratic ways of talking about things, but there is no better place I know of on the Web.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (ed8K1)

249 216 Incrementalism. what just two years ago they gave an award to a guy in a dress for sportswoman of the year.

Destination pedophilia, human sacrifices, and death cults. Babylon on the Potomac.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (ZuGkg)
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Sports Illustrated's bikini issue will be ground breaking.

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (Gqta/)

250 But, then again, I remember the East German "woman" competing in the Olympics and think, maybe not.
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (WEBkv)


I remember the Rooski basketball team beating the US team after multiple do-overs until they got the result they wanted. I paced around my apartment like a lunatic saying "this is fucked up; somebody has to make it right". And of course nobody did.

Later in those "games" the PLO kidnapped Israeli athletes who were all killed in a botched kraut rescue attempt. Fuckface IOC President Avery Brundage said the games must go on. Not for me. Ever.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (y7DUB)

251 Destination pedophilia, human sacrifices, and death cults. Babylon on the Potomac.





Posted by: Simplemind at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (ZuGkg)

you say that like its a bad thing.

Posted by: Aztecs at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (8lGpb)

252
REMEMBER when Kirk called Nimoy SPOCK-O?
Posted by: x


That would have been a speak-o.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (aKsyK)

253 maybe try angle bracket br angle bracket for paragraph breaks? I have to do that with some material. Not sure why.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)
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Your fur-lined Crocs are interfering with the signal Pixy is beaming from Australia. Moose out front told me.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (aXucN)

254
The more time that passes, with all that keeps on being revealed, makes me believe that the very worst stories about Comet Pizza are only the New York tip of a nation or world wide iceberg.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365


Why not? We're finding that Malachi Martin was more right about the Vatican than we thought.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (Wx/+I)

255 FUCK THE MENTALLY DERANGED people that think they are something other than a man or a woman.

party of science. It is to laugh.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (pw+jk)

256 I can't wait until the trans athletes infiltrate women's soccer. Well, more so. You don't want to go to the WH, US team? Good, maybe the next group of guys will. GFY.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (bkUtD)

257 i mean, i'll have a thread up, of course. there won't be an embedded third-party liveblog widget.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)

I think I'll make that my pronoun 'third-party liveblog widget'....brb

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (cF8AT)

258 Fuck these people. I was willing to have sympathy for people suffering from honest to God gender dysphoric disorder, which must be pretty awful to live with. But these totalitarian motherfuckers want to control my speech, my actions, my very thoughts. So congratulations, you've turned me and plenty of others against you as a result of you being a bunch of fascist pricks.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

259 Live blog? Cool.

3...2...1...

WHY ARENT MY COMMENTS SHOWING UP?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (gC2IV)

260 Pronouns? Ich habe kein pronouns.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (qoxBP)

261 You know who will have a liveblog of the Dem debates?

Donald John Trump, that's who. Oughtta be hilarious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (3hjbs)

262 The more time that passes, with all that keeps on being revealed, makes me believe that the very worst stories about Comet Pizza are only the New York tip of a nation or world wide iceberg.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365

Why not? We're finding that Malachi Martin was more right about the Vatican than we thought.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (Wx/+I)

Huh. I'd always wondered what that minor prophet's last name was.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (NWiLs)

263
The more time that passes, with all that keeps on being revealed, makes me believe that the very worst stories about Comet Pizza are only the New York tip of a nation or world wide iceberg.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (jg9de)

-

Some moron pointed out the other day that Joe Biden wears a bracelet with a pizza slice charm on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (Lwfjs)

264 242
My pronoun is "The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the
Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!," thank you very much.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:10 PM (t6MX/)

LMAO. Ok, on that note later.

Posted by: Aztecs at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (8lGpb)

265 If a tranny steals your wallet do you have to use the right pronoun when you yell at it to stop?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (JgA4k)


New Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, lesbian extraordinaire and Grady from Sandford and Son look alike, wants Chicago Police to call people by their preferred pronouns when they pull them over or stop them.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (JjqW5)

266 >>>Fuckface IOC President Avery Brundage said the games must go on. Not for me. Ever.


The Olympics, for me, ended when Katarina Witt retired. Not sarcasm.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (bkUtD)

267 I wish I could think that we've reached Peak Insanity.
Posted by: rickl

=====

No way has that happened. It has yet to be OBLIGATORY:

on social media
in corporate hiring processes
on all government IDs

You think the SJWs will stop at simpering requests?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (fuB/u)

You know how a woman that is trying to kill her unborn child is to be protected from going to some "back alley abortionist"? The trans have no clue that they are soon to be going back to back alley ass-kickings and unplanned dirt naps.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (m79Dg)

268 I'm imagining William Shatner on Hawaii 5-0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)
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*head tilt*

*eye squint*

"Book. Him."








Danno.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)

269 Anybody seen "Flawless" PSHoffman really brings the whole tranny thing to full sunlight.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (asmhK)

270

As someone with a name that is often misconstrued as the opposite sex (not gender, which only applies to words, SJW dimwits!) , this is not really a bad thing. But because it arises from the fetid swamps of tranny SJW-dom, I'll be taking a pass.

Posted by: imp at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (uKiy5)

271 Sports Illustrated's bikini issue will be ground breaking.

You Morons might complain but without NPR importing British murder mysteries I might never have heard the term "budgie smugglers".

Posted by: DaveA at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (FhXTo)

272 Later in those "games" the PLO kidnapped Israeli athletes who were all killed in a botched kraut rescue attempt. Fuckface IOC President Avery Brundage said the games must go on. Not for me. Ever.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (y7DUB)
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If I remember correctly, no one on the American team accepted their silver medal and those medals are still being kept somewhere.

Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (WEBkv)

273 You just call out my name. And you know wherever I am. So, why the long face?

Posted by: John F'N Kerry what served in Vietnam at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (EgshT)

274 I'm not an ally. I'm an enemy. So if I piss off aggressive dickgirl weirdos, I'm doing my job.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (icI8A)

275 "France is announcing today that they caught Iran last year trying to smuggle a half ton of explosives into France in diplomatic packages."

Story says half a ton of TATP. That's not likely. Too sensitive to transport. No need to transport precursors either, since easily available locally everywhere.

If story true, I look forward to watching France get tough with Iran, and with the hordes of invaders in their banlieue hell holes. .... HaHaHa, like that will ever happen!

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (mk9aG)

276 I swear I'm not an obese meat puppet.

Posted by: Erick "2 dozen glazed" Erickson at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (WCfRV)

277 You trannies must refer to me as Xorthalichron, Master of Time and Space, and Son of God on Friday.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (m79Dg)

278 Buy fucking ammo.
Practice with said ammo.
Have no compunction about putting fucking bullets into our enemy.
When the time comes, put lots of fucking bullets into our enemies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (pw+jk)

279 Put then how can we complain that are comments aren't showing up?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:11 PM (PxX5
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We will find a way. We always find a way.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (aXucN)

280 Zongo the Destroyer.
Zongo the Magnificent

I like Zongo anyway.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (8lGpb)

281 Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)

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LOL!

Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (WEBkv)

282 France is announcing today that they caught Iran last year trying to smuggle a half ton of explosives into France in diplomatic packages.

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Damn. That's dandy. Did they say how they were able to figure it out? I thought they weren't allowed to break seals on Diplomatic pouches.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (3hjbs)

283 Twatter delenda est

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (30k51)

284

Marth MacCallum had a drag queen supporter and three women who made a video of a drag queen in a library but I'm not sure if it was the same one as reported at Instapundit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (aKsyK)

285 If I remember correctly, no one on the American team accepted their silver medal and those medals are still being kept somewhere.
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (WEBkv)


Without looking it up, I'd say your memory is accurate.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (y7DUB)

286 and I am not sucking dick, period."

You must want to. It's what big brother wants...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (6qErC)

287 Put then how can we complain that are comments aren't showing up?

-

We can pretend we're reading Hotair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (Lwfjs)

288 she / he / it are the only real options... then there is s/he/it when unknown. "shit" for short.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (1g7ch)

289 A Phobia is a baseless fear.

My fear of Transexuals, and what they are doing to this Nation is not baseless.

So F you.

You do not get to dictate my speech. Who do you think you are? Facebook or Google or something?

Geezzzz

Posted by: Don Q at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

290 XYe / XYim / XYis (ecs-why-ee / ecs-why-em / ecs-why-is)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (LxTcq)

291 37
It is never going back to the way it was. You know that, right?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (bkUtD)


Oh, it will. One way or another. It won't be pretty when it happens, though.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

292 LMAO. Ok, on that note later.


Posted by: Aztecs at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (8lGpb)

But you can call me 3.14159265358979323 <deep breath>
846264338327950288419 . . .

Please don't leave off the 88419. It is very important to me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (t6MX/)

293 155 Who in the hell is Jack Lord?

da-da-da-da-DAA-DAA
da-da-da-da-DAA

da-da-da-da-DAA-DAA
da-da-da-da-DAA!

DAA-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DAA
DAA-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
DAA-DAA-da-da-da-da-DAA!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (sy5kK)

294 273 You just call out my name. And you know wherever I am. So, why the long face?
Posted by: John F'N Kerry what served in Vietnam at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (EgshT)


I truly hate these reminders of how bad things had gotten, pre-Trump. I hope he came in time.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (ed8K1)

295 Did one of Iran's diplomatic couriers prematurely detonate perhaps?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (30k51)

296 Fuckface IOC President Avery Brundage said the games must go on. Not for me. Ever.

====
Kill the Olympics with this one weird trick.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (pw+jk)

297 258 Fuck these people. I was willing to have sympathy for people suffering from honest to God gender dysphoric disorder, which must be pretty awful to live with. But these totalitarian motherfuckers want to control my speech, my actions, my very thoughts. So congratulations, you've turned me and plenty of others against you as a result of you being a bunch of fascist pricks.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

There is nothing the government should do to stop the momentum of psychopath billionaires who want access and control to your children to pay off the millionares who work under them.

Posted by: Erick at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (WCfRV)

298 My husband and I watched Martha McCallum's piece on drag queens reading to little kids in public libraries, and my husband nearly had a stroke. Especially after a mom described a drag queen reading for tweens and teens at her library, where they had bowls of condoms and lube, and things the mom said she didn't recognize.


Fortunately, we were eating my delicious crab cakes for dinner and they calmed him down. A bit.

Then I read him the topic of this thread, and he lost it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

299 Read somewhere that the puberty blockers being given to kids will cause infertility in adulthood.

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Fm81C)

300 Some moron pointed out the other day that Joe Biden wears a bracelet with a pizza slice charm on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (Lwfjs)

Obama gave it to him for his birthday one year. I think it was after the $60,000 "hotdog" party.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (kVT3g)

301 The library cross-dressers thing has been a well funded, coordinated nationwide push. They've gone through rural (rural) NC and SC since the turn of the year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Lwfjs)

302 I tell m'doggie she's a good girl and I'm going to keep doing it.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (JgA4k)

303 >>>Later in those "games" the PLO kidnapped Israeli athletes who were all killed in a botched kraut rescue attempt. Fuckface IOC President Avery Brundage said the games must go on. Not for me. Ever.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (y7DUB)
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Palestinians were hijacking planes at that time.
H. Cosell wrote of one where America was called to assist Germany. The American's were astonished at the indecisive and timid Germans.

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Gqta/)

304 repeating some lie frequently and loudly does work ... but just typing on phrase incessantly is less effective. But TheNarrative is just repetition of a lie, the exact same phrase, same words ... across the networks. "the walls are closing in"

Posted by: illiniwek at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Cus5s)

305 Kam Fong as Chin Ho

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (PxX58)

306 272 Later in those "games" the PLO kidnapped Israeli athletes who were all killed in a botched kraut rescue attempt. Fuckface IOC President Avery Brundage said the games must go on. Not for me. Ever.
Posted by: Captain Hate


that was disgusting. subsequently letting the Palestinians send a team was just as bad. they should have been banned for a century. haven't watched in decades.

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (nFwvY)

307 282
France is announcing today that they caught Iran last year trying to
smuggle a half ton of explosives into France in diplomatic packages.



------



Damn. That's dandy. Did they say how they were able to figure it
out? I thought they weren't allowed to break seals on Diplomatic
pouches.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (3hjbs)

How big are those pouches?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: random kangaroo at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (ufFY8)

308 In my next life I want to come back as an HR person from Hell

I don't give a shit what you think- Do your job.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (asmhK)

309 Sports Illustrated's bikini issue will be ground breaking.

Especially the painted on swimsuit addition.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (K22Va)

310 Last time I put my pronoun in a profile I had to pay child support for 18 years.

Posted by: Eric Seallowswell at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (tIcWb)

311 You know, it wouldn't take much more height on Nadler's pants to get them to cover his mouth. It's not like his mouth is good for anything.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (ed8K1)

312 I have zero effs to give about the Olympics. ZERO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

313 "If you're not willing as an ally to even do that, wtf are you even here for"

--
I guess I only exist on this earth to make You feel comfortable, who knew?

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)

314 Read somewhere that the puberty blockers being given to kids will cause infertility in adulthood.

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So you're saying the men might not be able to get pregnant?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:20 PM (Lwfjs)

315 "You will be made not to care about ..."

Whenever I read an unsplit infinitive, it restores my faith in the future. So rare and refreshing.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:20 PM (mk9aG)

316 At least I knew what the definition of 'male' and 'female' were.

Posted by: Hammurabi at June 24, 2019 08:20 PM (ykYG2)

317 Spend 10 seconds to make trans folks feel more normal?

Nah bro.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 24, 2019 08:20 PM (PHotS)

318 I think it was after the $60,000 "hotdog" party.
Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (kVT3g)

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Man... what a haul!

Posted by: Chris "Wieners" Hayes at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (3hjbs)

319 What pronoun should be used in addressing Jerry Nadler' s Gunt?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (JgA4k)

320 I watched a couple of episodes of "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy," years ago, and that Friendship Bracelet that Biden was so proud of, that Obama gave him, is still the gayest thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (ed8K1)

321 smuggle a half ton of explosives into France in diplomatic packages.



------



Damn. That's dandy. Did they say how they were able to figure it
out? I thought they weren't allowed to break seals on Diplomatic
pouches.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (3hjbs)

How big are those pouches?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: random kangaroo at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (ufFY

Clearly a Metric Fuckton.

Posted by: Don Q at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (NgKpN)

322 Marth MacCallum had a drag queen supporter and three women who made a video of a drag queen in a library but I'm not sure if it was the same one as reported at Instapundit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Other than Tucker, Hannity and Ingraham, the Fox line up tries to pretend there is no truth, its all, "he said, she said", who knows? We just report complete BS from the left, we're not here to call them out on it! News is not dumb shit that lefties tell you as their talking points, Martha, you can tell them that its all complete dumbassery.

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (32YRo)

323 "If you're not willing as an ally to even do that, wtf are you even here for"
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this is the oddest thing to me.

So anything I care about if others aren't with me on it they shouldn't be 'here'?

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (r/xAU)

324 >>My husband and I watched Martha McCallum's piece on drag queens reading to little kids in public libraries, and my husband nearly had a stroke. Especially after a mom described a drag queen reading for tweens and teens at her library, where they had bowls of condoms and lube, and things the mom said she didn't recognize


WHy does there need to be story time for tweens and teens?

If you're referring to the PJMedia post on the 3 Seattle moms, that sh#t is disturbing. They are coming our kids, they are doing everything they can to recruit them.

This isn't about tolerance at all.
They want us to participate, and for some, the forced part seems to make it more fun.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (bDqIh)

325 "299 Read somewhere that the puberty blockers being given to kids will cause infertility in adulthood.

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Fm81C) "



An upside at last !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (jg9de)

326 Especially the painted on swimsuit addition"

That's nuts.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (6qErC)

327 A Phobia is a baseless fear.



My fear of Transexuals, and what they are doing to this Nation is not baseless.



And I would add: you do not want to dig too deep into what I REALLY think about you and your deranged cohort.
Cut your dick off and buy dresses - go for it. But fuck you every single time you try to control me.


Freak.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:22 PM (LL1Be)

328 Sidebar Topic:
---
When I was a youngster, I tried to wash my cat in a deep cast iron sink.

He crawled up the cast iron sink and was gone.

Posted by: Axeman at June 24, 2019 08:22 PM (DuZls)

329 My husband said, "If I were to tell my lib siblings about this shit, they wouldn't believe me. They'd say 'You watch too much Faux News.'"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

330 "I was willing to have sympathy for people ..." That's what's at the heart of the progressive impulse. That's what turned America into sh!t. Sympathy > Liberty.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:22 PM (mk9aG)

331 >>>they should have been banned for a century. haven't watched in decades.

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (nFwvY)


There are other kinds of bans

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (Gqta/)

332 Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (bDqIh)

Why do they need story time for Tweens and Teens?

Because they can't F'n READ!

Thankyou public edumacation!

Posted by: Don Q at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (NgKpN)

333 Mayor Pete Buttjuice only drew 15 people in Columbia.

Wonder what Pete's pronouns are.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)

334 I don't think it got enough coverage here.

Jane made crab Cakes! Partay at Jane's house!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (gC2IV)

335 Right, because it's my job to make freaks feel more comfortable.

If you're so fragile that someone not listing their pronoun triggers you, you are beyond help. You are unfixable. Sorry, we cannot bubble wrap the entire planet for you.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (icI8A)

336 How come you homophobes won't suck a few dicks to make gays feel more normal?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (icI8A)

337
I don't think it got enough coverage here.

Jane made crab Cakes! Partay at Jane's house!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (gC2IV)


Sadly, I don't know how the crabs identified themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

338 While I do like Ace's "I/Me/Mine" for third-person pronouns, I believe I will go with "your supremacy".

In informal situations.

"Your Grand White Supremacy", with capitalization, in formal situations.

I mean, if I'm going to be accused of it regardless, I might as well milk it for what it's worth.

Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (P1f+c)

339 "Read somewhere that the puberty blockers being given to kids will cause infertility in adulthood." Probably gets them beat up in gym too.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (mk9aG)

340 >>Wonder what Pete's pronouns are.

Toast. Loser. Done.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (PxX58)

341

xx as xy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (aKsyK)

342 You are unfixable. Sorry, we cannot bubble wrap the entire planet for you.

They were bubble-warped from infancy so....

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (30k51)

343 Mayor Pete Buttjuice only drew 15 people in Columbia.

Wonder what Pete's pronouns are.


Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)


That many?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (JjqW5)

344 333 Mayor Pete Buttjuice only drew 15 people in Columbia.

Wonder what Pete's pronouns are.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)

What did he expect? Why would Colombians care about him?

Ooh, Columbia. That's different.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (JgA4k)

345 You all will be shocked to learn Mayor DeCommio only drew 16 idiots at his SC rally.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

346 "If you're not willing as an ally to even do that, wtf are you even here for"


--
obviously only for you.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (r/xAU)

347 Sadly, I don't know how the crabs identified themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Bi-lateral

Posted by: Miklos, from 8th grade biology at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)

348 You do not get to dictate my speech. Who do you think you are? Facebook or Google or something?

Posted by: Don Q at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
---
It's funny. Twitter is trying to argue it can ban users because no one can "force speech" (i.e., what the Twits write) from it.

So are they a publisher? Heck, no. They want to call themselves platforms--except they want to call the content their "speech".

Posted by: Axeman at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (DuZls)

349 Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
(x
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Maybe he's just stressed?

Posted by: Adrian Belew at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (P1f+c)

350 Sadly, I don't know how the crabs identified themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Edible?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (8AONa)

351 I can go by a tranny and walk on but a pedophile has an .... ,,, ... that will come to fruition.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (asmhK)

352 "If you're not willing as an ally to even do that, wtf are you even here for"


-- sure fire way to make friends.

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (r/xAU)

353 322
Marth MacCallum had a drag queen supporter and three women who made a
video of a drag queen in a library but I'm not sure if it was the same
one as reported at Instapundit.

Whipped his shorts off down to a thong and rolled around some. I'd be in jail shorter than the time it took to gt my kids out of there.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (K22Va)

354 might as well milk it "

That's nuts too.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (6qErC)

355 Welp, dinner time.

Later all, it's been educational.

Sigh.

Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (WEBkv)

356 And 14 of them thought he was going to give out pizza.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (icI8A)

357 I don't know how the crabs identified themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

itchy?

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (r/xAU)

358 I wonder if we have spent too little mirth on the specter of the Left overusing "racist," finding it didn't work any more, and smoothly switching to "white supremacist," and then deploying it against people like Candace Owens. It's like they don't care that they are ripe for a huge defeat.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (ed8K1)

359 309 Sports Illustrated's bikini issue will be ground breaking.

Especially the painted on swimsuit addition.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (K22Va)

They're going with an elephant theme.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

360 Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
NSFW.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (t6MX/)

361 Read somewhere that the puberty blockers being given to kids will cause infertility in adulthood.

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Fm81C) "


File under "No Shit Sherlock" since the purpose of puberty is to gear up the procreation master blaster machinery. Wait until the other unpleasant side effects come out. It might be time to take a second look at public hangings.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (y7DUB)

362 Mayor Pete Buttjuice only drew 15 people in Columbia.


Didn't accept EBT. Or give away tote bags.

Posted by: Miklos, from quite near Columbia at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

363 Hope no one's claimed these yet: I identify as pronoun-fluid. My current pronouns are

*2-second fart noise in B-flat*
*First 4 bars of "Flight of the Bumblebee" on an out-of-tune kazoo*
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

Posted by: No, you can't abbreviate them. at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (4tV+0)

364 Mayor Pete Buttjuice only drew 15 people in Columbia.



Wonder what Pete's pronouns are.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)



Most Southern blacks (the church going ones) aren't fond of gays. My husband's "office wife/administrator" voted for Barry, but when he came out in favor of gay marriage she didn't vote for his reelection. I'm not sure about the BLM ones.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

365 When these useless chattering nothings talk about 'safe spaces' and such, I am reminded of what the Soviet Foreign Minister told US Ambassador Davies in regards to mentioning Capitalism. He claimed the Soviet people were not yet ready for such a concept and must be protected. That the dictatorship was thus only temporary.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (30k51)

366 >>Sadly, I don't know how the crabs identified themselves.


I hear the softshell ones are kinda touchy!
Misgendering them makes 'em blue.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (bDqIh)

367 344 333 Mayor Pete Buttjuice only drew 15 people in Columbia.

Wonder what Pete's pronouns are.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)

What did he expect? Why would Colombians care about him?

Ooh, Columbia. That's different.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (JgA4k)


WTF is that ghey pipsqueakhole doing in a South American country?

Oh. With a "u".

Never mind.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (sy5kK)

368 They're going with an elephant theme."

Siamese elephants?

/tim Conway

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (6qErC)

369
Sadly, I don't know how the crabs identified themselves.

Delicious with butter and garlic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (Wx/+I)

370 my pronouns are fuck off/go fuck yourself/lol get fucked.

--

LOL!

This is the perfect response to "BestLaidTrans." I hope someone does just that. Btw, that's quite a name...

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (JoUsr)

371 You all will be shocked to learn Mayor DeCommio only drew 16 idiots at his SC rally.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

So, every gay in South Carolina then...

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (32YRo)

372 DNC blew the travel budget on caravans, I guess.

Barely scraped enough together for a 15 passenger van.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (LL1Be)

373 There is a new thread above.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (MVjcR)

374 re: Olympics,
'They' will simply embargo those specific events or obvious examples of it. They'll at least do a pretty good job of it. We'll see. Of course, the Qwerty Crowd will loose their shit over that so it should be popcorn-worthy either way.

Posted by: Passing Commenter at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (4fmLd)

375
Sadly, I don't know how the crabs identified themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Edible?


Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (8AONa)


I do make a damned good crab cake. Nice, fresh lump crab.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

376 313 "If you're not willing as an ally to even do that, wtf are you even here for"
--
I guess I only exist on this earth to make You feel comfortable, who knew?
Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM

This, in a nutshell. The public librarians, some fellow teachers, and I are waiting for this insanity to come in adult form. We already have a Gay-Straight Alliance Club that most of us choose to ignore.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (/+bwe)

377 360 Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
NSFW.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (t6MX/)


She looks great, of course, but I mourn the loss of her natural face. I think she had some work done, and I am sick of looking at stretched masks instead of human faces.

Yes, I've seen pictures of Biden recently. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (ed8K1)

378 So, every gay in South Carolina then...
Posted by: Boswell

*adjusts tie*

Posted by: Miss Lindsey 2.0 at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)

379 Tweet about youths rejecting me-gay-all-the-time ...
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/
1143169428017860608

Good replies including from gays tired of it and pedos too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)

380 Mayor Pete Buttjuice only drew 15 people in Columbia.


--

I don't know who all was there in Columbia, but I'm on my local radio station's email. I get daily news blasts from them, and today's informed me that 1000s and 1000s came out to see the D candidates.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (JoUsr)

381 Especially after a mom described a drag queen reading for tweens and
teens at her library, where they had bowls of condoms and lube, and
things the mom said she didn't recognize.


I'm old enough to remember when there was a law called "contributing to the delinquency of minors." I wonder what happened to that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (HaL55)

382 360
Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!

Thank you for yanking the thread back to reality. She sure has mastered her craft.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (K22Va)

383 BLM's will always toe the line but every day normal black folk are picking up on this Democrat Weird quicker than every day white Independents.

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (Gqta/)

384 Especially the painted on swimsuit addition.
Posted by: dartist

They're going with an elephant theme.
Posted by: Insomniac


Hey, why did we get an anteater and a pig?

Posted by: two hormone-resistant trannies at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (P1f+c)

385
Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
NSFW.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (t6MX/)


I'm surprised that woke SI still has her. Haven't they gone all whales and trannies yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (JjqW5)

386 Mayor Pete Buttjuice only drew 15 people in Columbia.


Does that include cats and dogs?

Posted by: dantesed at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (88xKn)

387 My pronouns Gay Dukakis/Gay Dukakis'.

I am the son of Maltese immigrants!

I'm tough enough to ride in a tank, just get me one and I'll show ya!

If Francisco Carranza-Ramirez double rapes my husband, I'll install a revolving door on my house!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (3hjbs)

388 My pronouns....

Master.

Thank you Master.

May I freshen that up for you Master?

That is all.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (1T0t0)

389 ehh, Lindsey's not gay. He's just got the sex drive of a damp sponge.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (ykYG2)

390 >>>She looks great, of course, but I mourn the loss of her natural face. I think she had some work done, and I am sick of looking at stretched masks instead of human faces.

Yes, I've seen pictures of Biden recently. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (ed8K1)


It's an identity thing among elites. If your face isn't toxed, your boobs of silicon, or you hair ajar - you're one of them

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (Gqta/)

391 "So do trannies have a g-spot?"

Why are you asking me?

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (j5RRD)

392 I know nobody really wants to think of noods in a tranny thread, but "nood".

Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (P1f+c)

393 I am so tired of this mental illness that were supposed to cater to.

Posted by: Toni at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (SbURa)

394 Mayor Pete Buttjuice only drew 15 people in Columbia.

-----

LOL.

There is no Republican primary.

There is no Democrat nominee yet.

There are no stakes in this campaign for Trump's voters yet.

And he drew 100,000 people to Orlando. The Dems have to be scared shitless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (3hjbs)

395 I do make a damned good crab cake. Nice, fresh lump crab.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)


Getting good backfin meat is 90% of success. Mother Hate was a truly wretched cook except for spaghetti sauce from scratch (I never figured that out) and crab cakes. She'd go to the market at Annapolis for that and would painstakingly make sure there was no shell in it. They were so good the seafood hating Mrs Hate developed a discerning taste for them (the ones in Ohio shouldn't even try).

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (y7DUB)

396 My pronoun is
*one finger salute*

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (dm05u)

397 http://bit.ly/2X2vAia
*******
Police Release HUNDREDS of Files, 70 Hrs of Video Footage from Smollett Case - Dan Bongino

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (BqBId)

398 I've been saying for years that the end game in all of this is "If you don't let me fuck you up the ass, you're a homophobe". It's never been about acceptance, it's been about mandatory participation to make it normal.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (al2Cf)

399 277 You trannies must refer to me as Xorthalichron, Master of Time and Space, and Son of God on Friday.

Spontaneity has its Time and its Space.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at June 24, 2019 08:54 PM (IIOyJ)

400 Reminds me of an old joke.

What did the mouse say while it was fucking the elephant?

"Suffer, bitch."

So there it is. I'm the 'Suffer, Bitch.' gender.

Posted by: Thesgm at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (zRF7d)

401 Oppressed?
Oh, snowflake. All you've experienced is dislike. Keep pushing, and you'll learn what oppression is.

Posted by: Luke at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (LcCGY)

402 On my break at work, Murder, She Wrote was on TV, the episode had special guest star Bruce Jenner.

That is all.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 24, 2019 09:02 PM (IX9OU)

403 The fucking Olympics will be...glorious. When second and third string men start beating the shit out of women. Especially in contact sports......

I mean, are we prepared for a man to beat the shit out of a woman in judo and take home a gold medal?

And are the media prepared to say nothing about it? pretend it is normal? Feminists? Are you ready for this shit, because it is so going down.

in 1988 Florence Griffith Joiner set a 100 meter dash record. Her result, never bested, is a ho-hum time for a male athlete.Lots of guys can break that record, and routinely do.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 24, 2019 09:09 PM (VPvxh)

404 Look, pretty simple. Three categories. 1) Male (XY) 2) Female (XX) and 3) Open (XX and XY).

Simple. Trans people can pick whatever their genes say, or Open. They'll get crushed either way.

Naturally the men will destroy everyone on in the open category, and eventually we'll realize it is a fucking waste of time and have just 2 categories.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (VPvxh)

405 ehh, Lindsey's not gay. He's just got the sex drive of a damp sponge.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

"So, there's a chance?" - Damp Sponge

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 09:19 PM (32YRo)

406 Hell yes, I'm transphobic. These crazy nimrods scare the ever living shit out of me. I'm scared of anyone who doesn't recognize obvious reality, because they are capable of acting out based on their own false reality and justifying it using their own twisted logic. In short, they don't attach consequences to their actions because they have the audacity to define other's perceptions whether they're accurate or not (as long as they reflect their own position).

Hey look, I just defined a Liberal.

Posted by: Orson at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (kE1pw)

407 I was told there would be no grammar.

But if you insist, these are my pronouns:

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves.
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 24, 2019 09:54 PM (Ndje9)

408 What the fuck did I just read?

Posted by: Denny Crane at June 24, 2019 09:56 PM (NvDtd)

409 FFS.

I don't care to list my pronouns, because, you know what? If you heard or read my name, you'd find it a darned safe guess what gender I belong to. If you saw me - well, I might not bowl you over with my overwhelming manliness, but I've never yet been mistaken for anything but what I am. And if I were? I'd be a little amused, and I'd gently correct the person.

And it occurs to me that of all the people I know who list pronouns in their signature block, not one could be mistaken by a sane person for anything but what they are. All of them women, with names I've only ever seen on a woman, of obviously feminine appearance.

I know they're trying to be nice, but it grates every time. Because the charade says, It's not enough to treat these people with dignity and respect, and sympathy for what has to be a tougher road in life than mine. No. I'm supposed to pretend that you can't tell and shouldn't guess for the huge majority of us, when actually, you can. I'm supposed to teach my young kids that some boys can get pregnant and some girls have penises.

And if I don't toe the ever-changing line, I'm contributing to the oppression. Well, guess what, Ez: If I'm the worst oppression you ever face, I think you might just come through OK.

Ez isn't asking for help making tough lives easier; Ez is making demands, and taking notes on who obeys and who doesn't.

Posted by: JPS at June 24, 2019 10:05 PM (UgdG5)

410
-- Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019


#bossy

#fuckoff

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 25, 2019 01:20 AM (pNxlR)

Trey Gowdy: I Supported Mueller, Until I Saw the Still-Classified Papadopolous Transcript and the Exculpatory Information Therein

And withheld from the FISA court.

Trey Gowdy said Sunday that an FBI transcript he reviewed while in Congress changed his "perspective" of the Mueller investigation.

Republicans have alluded to the mystery transcript, which is believed to be from an FBI informant’s interactions with George Papadopoulos.

Gowdy has previously said the transcript is a potential "game-changer" in terms of the public’s opinion of the FBI’s investigation of the Trump campaign.

...

"I was supportive of [Robert] Mueller. I was supportive of the idea to initiate, to investigate what Russia did, but when I saw this transcript, it actually changed my perspective" Gowdy said in an interview on Fox News' "Sunday Morning Futures."

Republicans have hinted at the existence of a transcript that contains exculpatory information for Papadopoulos, who the FBI claims was the catalyst for its counterintelligence investigation of the Trump campaign.

I don't think this article is worth a full post, but a man released from jail after raping a woman tracked the same woman down and assaulted her again.

You have to read down into the story to find out: Yes, he was an illegal alien, the subject of not one but two deportation orders.

And the Democrats are still fighting to keep this man in the US, where he'll be captured-and-released to rape and rape again.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:43 PM




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1 good times

Posted by: Trumpentaco at June 24, 2019 05:44 PM (U7k5w)

2 2 firsts

Posted by: Trumpentaco at June 24, 2019 05:44 PM (U7k5w)

3 They need to do more than hint, what is stopping them?

Posted by: Trumpentaco at June 24, 2019 05:45 PM (U7k5w)

4 BOOM!

Posted by: Relationship Counselor A.H. Lloyd at June 24, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)

5 Mueller is a lying piece of sh**.


Yup.


Come to ME! Bobby. Come to ME!

Posted by: American Lamp posts at June 24, 2019 05:45 PM (sy5kK)

6 off immigration sock

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 05:45 PM (U7k5w)

7 Spider senses were tingling, but crappy laptop was lagging.

Posted by: Relationship Counselor A.H. Lloyd at June 24, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)

8 I'm Trey Gowdy and I'm disappointing folks since 2016!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

9 Now to read the content...

Posted by: Relationship Counselor A.H. Lloyd at June 24, 2019 05:46 PM (cfSRQ)

10 Sedition, Democrat.
Tomato, tomahto.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at June 24, 2019 05:46 PM (x6XkS)

11 As for the rapist, some people should not be taken prisoner.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

12 Gowdy's problem is the same thing that Session suffered from: he trusted the system and his peers too much. Anyone with eyes should have been able to spot the problems right away but he trusted them to be straight shooters because of their position and job.

That said, having him go from a Mueller booster to "I saw the evidence and its crooked" helps the case with the non informed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 05:46 PM (39g3+)

13 Gowdy is as dumb as a plank. Good riddance, Treytor.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 05:46 PM (y7DUB)

14 Trey. What was momma thinkin'?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2019 05:47 PM (3H9h1)

15 And the Democrats are still fighting to keep this man in the US, where he'll be captured-and-released to rape and rape again.
---
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!

Posted by: Democrat Leadership at June 24, 2019 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)

16 Techno Fog
@Techno_Fog
Re: Flynn
Based on the DOJ ignoring the Court order to file the Russian Ambassador call transcript - I'm assuming they didn't provide it to Flynn's team.

That could also be a violation of the Court's discovery order (linked below).

scribd.com/document/41214
********
Willowed

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 24, 2019 05:47 PM (BqBId)

17 Is Jack Straw around? I'd be interested in his take on why enforcement seems to be taking so long. What will be the triggering event?

Posted by: artemis at June 24, 2019 05:47 PM (AwPyG)

18 A.H.,

Just downloaded your coastie book.

Looks like a fun read.

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 05:47 PM (RU4sa)

19 I pray every night Mueller spends a lot of time in jail in his lifetime

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 05:47 PM (BbGew)

20 Would it be cruel and unusual punishment to tie a rope to this illegal alien's waist and drag him behind a vehicle across the border? Starting in Michigan for example?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2019 05:48 PM (N39Ws)

21 Why is the transcript not leaking? Oh, yeah....

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 05:48 PM (/+bwe)

22 That rapist was in Seattle.

A couple of people locally were outraged, but most of the local press either said "meh", or completely ignored it.


I have to self-censor now, or I will be banned.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

23 That could also be a violation of the Court's discovery order (linked below).

"Naughty, naughty, naughty, now don't do that again!" *gentle wrist slap and wink*
--The court

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 05:48 PM (39g3+)

24
Welp, if the Reps were smart (ha ha ha ha *sob*( here's a great commercial they can make to undercut the Dims in the upcoming elections.

It's like a super concentrated capsule of all the bad stuff about open borders and illegal aliens all wrapped up in a crunchy milk chocolate coating.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2019 05:48 PM (PhPlm)

25 It's hard to take anyone with that ridiculous a hair cut seriously.

Trey Gowdy is a goof.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 24, 2019 05:48 PM (+YJKr)

26 19 might as well pray you win the billion dollar lottery without buying a ticket. same odds.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 05:49 PM (KP5rU)

27 When do the hangings and firing squads begin?

Posted by: filbert at June 24, 2019 05:49 PM (Lz9fr)

28 19
I pray every night Mueller spends a lot of time in jail in his lifetime

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 05:47 PM (BbGew)
If the description of Dante's Hell is anything close to real, there is a special circle waiting for him and the DOJ, FBI, etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2019 05:49 PM (N39Ws)

29
I'm tellin' ya - if Trump has a lick of sense, he'll make the Divine Spark Francisco Carranza-Ramirez into his own Willie Horton.

This spark embodies everything wrong with the immigration system, the Democrats, the Sanctuary Cities, all of it.

I know it's crass because it's an open case, and the dude is still on the run, and the victim is doubtlessly terrified, but politics ain't pinochle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 05:49 PM (AzW6q)

30 Trump needs to make that particular illegal alien a campaign theme. The story is awful:
* Illegal alien rapes disabled woman
* Illegal alien is arrested
* Charges busted down to misdemeanor because illegal alien and don't wanna let ICE know
* Illegal alien released within 12 months to prevent his transfer to federal custody
* Illegal alien re-rapes the same woman upon his release

This story is sickening and wraps a bow around everything wrong with the sanctuary policy madness - from letting them in to begin with, to elevating them over citizens when it comes to crime, to releasing them back into the wild to offend again, all of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 05:49 PM (I2dne)

31 That said, having him go from a Mueller booster to "I saw the evidence and its crooked" helps the case with the non informed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 05:46 PM (39g3+)

---
He's a useless tool and this is his lastest con.

When he had a chairmanship, he did zilch. Stupid pro-forma hearings, no actual action, no threats of contempt, nothing.

Then he "retires" and suddenly he sees the light (and needs lots of guest spots on FOX).

When's he going to peddle his tell-all book?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd, author of amusing book about Coast Guard at June 24, 2019 05:49 PM (cfSRQ)

32 Would it be cruel and unusual punishment to tie a rope to this illegal alien's waist and drag him behind a vehicle across the border? Starting in Michigan for example?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2019 05:48 PM

From one border to the other. Start dragging him in Lake Superior at trolling speed.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 05:49 PM (/+bwe)

33 "I don't think this article is worth a full post, but a man released from jail after raping a woman tracked the same woman down and assaulted her again."

Her being in that wheelchair and all, she was just askin' for it, you know, especially with her three-year old there watching. It's not like the guy even had a real choice.

Posted by: OCBill at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (df+Zi)

34 This illegal criminal bullshit needs to stop.
Dems better watch out. If they keep this shit up, the proles will take matters into their own hands.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (ufFY8)

35 Jail time or bodies recovered from DC parks or it's nothing. Spinning wheels on grease.

Straight shooter, pfui.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (bcbK8)

36 Unless the republicans go after the evil fuckers of the democrat party deep state the country is done for. Because you know that the demofascists would crucify any republican for a/100 of the corruption, law breaking, or treason.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (pw+jk)

37 *types*
*deletes*

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (qC1Sy)

38 24 - Great minds, etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (AzW6q)

39 Meh, Gowdy Doody's just fishing for a TV gig.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55)

40 'When do the hangings and firing squads begin?'

Right after we hoist the black flag.

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (UdKB7)

41 The person was wearing a wire and trying to get Papa to reveal his collusion with Russians, maybe lubricated with some wine and boobehs, and Papa said he didn't know what she was talking about. 100 percent guarantee that's the way it went down. Then the FBI buried the transcript.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (lZco9)

42 If Gowdy knew of the file's existence that long ago and all this time did nothing then he is complicit in the entire shit show. He is talking about it just now to head off condemnation of his inaction when Barr makes it all public.

Had he insisted on the file's existence earlier perhaps Mueller couldn't have issued the report he did.

Posted by: Decaf at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (nyFJf)

43 I like Trey best when he wears his pink shirt and slicks up his hair. Tres butch.

Posted by: Will Foulkes at June 24, 2019 05:51 PM (Jj+59)

44 And the Democrats are still fighting to keep this man in the US, where he'll be captured-and-released to rape and rape again.
________________

And the fucking head of DHS will make sure of that.

Because it's raaaaaacist not to keep foreign fucking criminals in the U.S. where they can continue to prey on innocent Americans, while ripping us off for hundreds of billions of dollars a year in public services and welfare.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 24, 2019 05:51 PM (k4dH2)

45 17: Evoultion into vertebrate status

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 05:51 PM (U7k5w)

46 Still...this is more fun to talk about than dating stuff.

THIS is just a travesty of justice and a subversion of the country.

It doesn't make me want to take a 45 ACP exit plan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:51 PM (bcbK8)

47 It's not that we support raping women in wheelchairs, but we MUST respect the mis-understood feelings of this poor man.

We don't know the whole story yet.

Posted by: Seattle City Council and Mayor at June 24, 2019 05:51 PM (sy5kK)

48 the illegal alien rapist being set free to rape THE SAME VICTIM AGAIN is possibly the most awful thing I've read about today

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (dm05u)

49 I don't think this article is worth a full post, but a man released from jail after raping a woman tracked the same woman down and assaulted her again.

--

FWIW, I've never heard of a citizen doing this, so the (D)s might be right about some of their "jobs" argument.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (SYNdr)

50 If Gowdy knew of the file's existence that long ago and all this time did nothing then he is complicit in the entire shit show. He is talking about it just now to head off condemnation of his inaction when Barr makes it all public.

Had he insisted on the file's existence earlier perhaps Mueller couldn't have issued the report he did.
Posted by: Decaf at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (nyFJf)

100% AGREE

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (3gwtv)

51 43 I like Trey best when he wears his pink shirt and slicks up his hair. Tres butch.
Posted by: Will Foulkes at June 24, 2019 05:51 PM (Jj+59)

Si, Muy Macho

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK8)

52 Remember the good old days when Howdy was Huber and supposed to bring sunlight to things?

But this time will be different as Lucy will hold that football down.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (F9322)

53 So...what small, harmless animal does Trey Gowdy most resemble?

I'm going with Chihuahua.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK8)

54 >>I don't think this article is worth a full post, but a man released from jail after raping a woman tracked the same woman down and assaulted her again.



This is evil.

At this point, I hope a lot of these open-borders Democrats join AOC in her call to shelter illegals from deportation --- and it is *they* who feel the full brunt of these illegals' violent, criminal tendencies. Please, prove "hate has no place" in your home!! You must do your part!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (bDqIh)

55 And the Democrats are still fighting to keep this man in the US, where he'll be captured-and-released to rape and rape again

...

I don't mind if he stays, so long as we permanently limit his internal body temperature to 78 degrees.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (yL25O)

56 Backing the Mueller thing from the outset is beyond problematic.


Not a legit appointment under the rules - and if you read the reg and think there *was* good reason, then we're in la-la land where anything means anything and nothing means anything.


And the conduct and product of the exercise - jeebus. It's actually part/parcel of the mega-scandal but nobody wants to even talk about it. The report is as farcical and out of line as any garbage you'd expect from Weissman or Rhee. With barely any of the source material to work with, amateur analysts have torn holes in it and demo'd how distorted, dishonest, and tendentious it is. An examination with full access to the material would leave it in ruins.


But nobody cares. Lindsey can't be bothered. Even the WH changed from a full refutation to a 2-page letter from the counsel.


The corruption of DOJ and the FBI go beyond the marquee names we all know. Whether that will even be touched remains to be seen.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (QDnY+)

57 Oh my god. There's an illegal alien who raped a 52 year old woman, didn't get arrested but became President, and she's not pressing charges. Just putting a book out!

Trump is an illegal alien guys!!

Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 05:53 PM (V7fbc)

58 I just don't get the love of foreign criminals, senseless

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 05:53 PM (U7k5w)

59 36 Unless the republicans go after the evil fuckers of the democrat party deep state the country is done for. Because you know that the demofascists would crucify any republican for a/100 of the corruption, law breaking, or treason.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2019 05:50 PM (pw+jk)
-------------

The difference between us and them: We know and understand the need for a the rule of law. Hence, we believe the Randy Cunninghams of the world should go to jail for their corruption

The left believes in power, by any means necessary. The legal system is merely one of the tools they use in their quest to dominate and destroy this country.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 05:53 PM (qC1Sy)

60 53 So...what small, harmless animal does Trey Gowdy most resemble?

I'm going with Chihuahua.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK

...

Mogwai.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 24, 2019 05:53 PM (yL25O)

61 By the 3rd rape he'll really know if they have a future together or not.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 05:53 PM (oZ6kz)

62 I figure the rapee voted for all the folks empowering the rapist. Tough to find a fuk fit to give.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 24, 2019 05:53 PM (GHHRC)

63 Trey Gowdy is the Sean Hannity of Congress.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 05:54 PM (oVJmc)

64 the illegal alien rapist being set free to rape THE SAME VICTIM AGAIN is possibly the most awful thing I've read about today
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (dm05u)
------

Not just today. It's magnitudes of awful.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 05:54 PM (aXucN)

65 The only thing that could make Gowdy less sincere would be if he concluded his statements with "yeah, yeah, that's the ticket."

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd, author of amusing book about Coast Guard at June 24, 2019 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)

66 I just don't get the love of foreign criminals, senseless

They hate you and they hate America. I can't type what needs to happen to that fucking piece of shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 05:55 PM (dUJdY)

67 Gowdy did get Comey to say while testifying in 2016 that Hillary was less than truthful (ie, she lied) when she testified about Benghazi in 2015.
another reason why some people might have ended up voting for Trump.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 24, 2019 05:55 PM (ZqRa6)

68 Xipe, come on, we don't need to stoop to that shit.

I want people who vote for the other side to feel the brunt of their dumb decisions, but not in this way. Lose your job to an illegal? Sure. Kid gets rejected from college because they wanted more 'diversity'? Yeah that's karmic. But not this.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 05:55 PM (oZ6kz)

69 I decided Gowdy was a dog that wont hunt quite a while back.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 24, 2019 05:56 PM (GHHRC)

70 And the appalling, unbelievable illegal alien rape case is just the norm now, maybe a bit more dramatic.


As I have been saying for a long time, every single aspect of illegal migration and the border and internal enforcement - everything - is in a disastrous condition, and getting worse by the month.


But like O-care [another continuing disaster the GOP and WH can't be bothered with], unless it affects you directly, immediately, materially - it doesn't exist. Not a country, just people living in the same place.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2019 05:56 PM (QDnY+)

71 44 And the Democrats are still fighting to keep this man in the US, where he'll be captured-and-released to rape and rape again.
________________

And the fucking head of DHS will make sure of that.

Because it's raaaaaacist not to keep foreign fucking criminals in the U.S. where they can continue to prey on innocent Americans, while ripping us off for hundreds of billions of dollars a year in public services and welfare.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 24, 2019 05:51 PM (k4dH2)


You missed a key point.

Seattle declared themselves a sanctuary city a while back. Then Governor Jay Inslee, the second dumbest human from WA state after Sen. Patty Murray, declared WA state a sanctuary state.

The local judge let the rapist out the back door, while ICE waited for him.

If "blood dancers" are politicians that make political hay protecting illegals while innocents are killed, can we call these Seattle politicians and judges "rape dancers?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)

72 48
the illegal alien rapist being set free to rape THE SAME VICTIM AGAIN is possibly the most awful thing I've read about today

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (dm05u)

This needs to be a PDT tweets storm.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 05:56 PM (8lGpb)

73 every time an illegal shoots someone, it's another reason for the Dems to (a) call for more gun control and (b) tell us we can't go after illegals because they might be afraid to cooperate with law enforcement.

and (c) they don't really care about anyone except themselves

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 24, 2019 05:57 PM (ZqRa6)

74 Unless the republicans go after the evil fuckers of the democrat party deep state the country is done for.

--

That's the fun part. The people in charge worry that doing anything to anyone of consequence will further destroy the republic.

The problem? Not doing anything to anyone of consequence will further destroy the republic in a worse way.

(If you wonder which path they'll take, they're not going to harm their friends and golf buddies.)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 05:57 PM (SYNdr)

75 If "blood dancers" are politicians that make political hay protecting illegals while innocents are killed, can we call these Seattle politicians and judges "rape dancers?"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)

That's the Number 6

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

76 Any of the screeching lefty feminist harpies on this one? No? Too many cishet white guys who need to have their lives ruined first, I guess.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 05:58 PM (oZ6kz)

77 Would it be cruel and unusual punishment to tie a rope to this illegal alien's waist and drag him behind a vehicle across the border? Starting in Michigan for example?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2019 05:48 PM (N39Ws)

You could just drag him to Canada, provided you drag him across Lake Superior with a rope long enough for him to investigate the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 05:58 PM (JgA4k)

78 That guy probably didn't know it was against the law to rape someone in a wheelchair twice. Different culture you know.

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 05:58 PM (UdKB7)

79 >>>>As for the rapist, some people should not be taken prisoner.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:46 PM (bcbK

I would take issue with term "people." That's an animal.

Posted by: Max Power at June 24, 2019 05:58 PM (q177U)

80 74 Unless the republicans go after the evil fuckers of the democrat party deep state the country is done for.

--

That's the fun part. The people in charge worry that doing anything to anyone of consequence will further destroy the republic.

The problem? Not doing anything to anyone of consequence will further destroy the republic in a worse way.

(If you wonder which path they'll take, they're not going to harm their friends and golf buddies.)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 05:57 PM (SYNdr)

Hell, this rapist illegal alien is like gold for a political party with the guts to rub the Democrats noses in it.

But I live in WA state, where Quisling moved to retire to in order shack up with Jim Nabors.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

81 Trey Gowdy had his chance with the FAB and he blew it.

All asshat and no cattle.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 05:59 PM (Z+IKu)

82 Kenneth P. Vogel @kenvogel
4m
NEW: Internal emails reveal GREG CRAIG's partners opposed his decision to work for PAUL MANAFORT's client, the Russia-aligned Ukrainian government.

"The general view seems to be that this is a no win situation ... We would prefer that you do not do this."

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 24, 2019 05:59 PM (BqBId)

83 Trey Gowdy?

Lemur.

Definitely going with a lemur. With really stupid hair.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 05:59 PM (AzW6q)

84 Broseidon
What I said is unkind and unChristian. But I am so sick and tired of those fools.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 24, 2019 05:59 PM (GHHRC)

85 Well, the Left also successfully purged Trump supporting whiiiiite nationaliiiiists, form a huge fiber arts site, so don't say they're not applying some effort on fixing the country, you guys!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)

86 63 Trey Gowdy is the Sean Hannity of Congress.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 05:54 PM (oVJmc)


Trey Gowdy cuts off everyone mid-sentence after asking them a question, too?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 05:59 PM (sy5kK)

87 61 By the 3rd rape he'll really know if they have a future together or not.
___________

The victim is partially paralyzed and in a wheelchair. The illegal alien spotted her and her 3-year old son, getting their mail at some apartment mailboxes, so he followed the woman back to her apartment and raped her.

He didn't rape her the second time, he tried to kill her (he choked her and beat her and gave her a concussion). Apparently he was angry that she had called the cops on him after the rape.

Didn't she realize that illegal alien criminals are a protected class in the U.S., and that nobody has the right to hold them accountable for anything?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 24, 2019 05:59 PM (k4dH2)

88 The local judge let the rapist out the back door, while ICE waited for him.

If "blood dancers" are politicians that make political hay protecting illegals while innocents are killed, can we call these Seattle politicians and judges "rape dancers?"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)

JJ named the judge earlier, I think?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 06:00 PM (dm05u)

89 Rhomboid, we've discussed this before. I think there were people who really believed they were going to find Russians in the woodwork. Not all of them - some (the "small group") set the whole thing up, and some were just opportunists who wanted to be on Hillary's good side, but some were fooled. I put Gowdy in that group. Andy McCarthy too. Maybe Barr.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2019 06:00 PM (lZco9)

90 Breaking bombshells! And transcripts, you've GOT to see the transcripts!


And justice is coming zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Ha at June 24, 2019 06:00 PM (MAstk)

91 Update on SIL. Surgery went well, gall bladder removed. They saw several masses in her intestines. Doing a ERMCP (?).. then send her here to Kansas City sometime tomorrow or next day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 06:01 PM (dUJdY)

92 60 53 So...what small, harmless animal does Trey Gowdy most resemble?

I'm going with Chihuahua.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK

Adam Schiff already looks like a demented chihuahua. Is there room for two chihuahuas?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 06:01 PM (JgA4k)

93
Charlie De Mar
@CharlieDeMar
BREAKING:

Chicago Police release unseen surveillance video in Jussie Smollett case.

We are going through all of it now.

Will share noteworthy video here.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 24, 2019 06:01 PM (BqBId)

94 88 The local judge let the rapist out the back door, while ICE waited for him.

If "blood dancers" are politicians that make political hay protecting illegals while innocents are killed, can we call these Seattle politicians and judges "rape dancers?"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)

JJ named the judge earlier, I think?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 06:00 PM (dm05u)

Cool. Now let's do the Judge's address

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 06:01 PM (bcbK8)

95 "He didn't rape her the second time, he tried to kill her"

Fucker should have be castrated and tossed in the Rio Grande the first time.

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 06:01 PM (UdKB7)

96 Gowdy is one of about fifteen indistinguishable "I remember he sounded really earnest in the interview on the Laura Ingraham podcasts in 2009" schmucks who end up being massive disappointments.

Which is pretty much why I stopped downloading the show. People would mention some name and I'd say "oh yeah, he sounded nice, what's he up to?" and they'd look at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 06:02 PM (t+qrx)

97 I think Gowdy looks like an alpaca

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 06:02 PM (Rarvo)

98 Under empress PaleRider we would not catch and release illegal aliens arrested for felony crimes. We'd give them a month to prove innocence (ala French law vs the court must prove guilt that U.S. citizens get) and if they, with any help their home country provides fail to prove that they are innocent they'd be executed.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 24, 2019 06:02 PM (vip1L)

99 92 60 53 So...what small, harmless animal does Trey Gowdy most resemble?

I'm going with Chihuahua.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK

Adam Schiff already looks like a demented chihuahua. Is there room for two chihuahuas?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 06:01 PM (JgA4k)

Hmm.

Maybe Trey can be a Shih Tzu?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 06:02 PM (bcbK8)

100 Trey Gowdy: I Supported Mueller, Until I Saw the Still-Classified Papadopolous Transcript and the Exculpatory Information Therein

Well, I never supported Mueller and I knew his report was a total piece of shit and a joke just from reading the first few paragraphs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:03 PM (weya0)

101 90: Yeah, I keep hearing "soon", and " when the moment's right" , but the moment is never right and I assume it never will be

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:03 PM (U7k5w)

102 97 I think Gowdy looks like an alpaca
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 06:02 PM (Rarvo)

Too large and manly. Plus they spit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

103 Caesar, good to see your nic. Come here more often and give me hope about the judicial system [I mean, without my "radical" fixes]. Just kidding, no hope possible.


I don't think it's hyperbole to argue that the now completely unhinged judicial lawlessness - which has met zero resistance from Trump or "either" DOJ - will leave the constitutional derailment far worse than it was, WRT courts usurping all kinds of police, executive, even national security powers. Judicial appointments miss the point about systemic lawlessness.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2019 06:03 PM (QDnY+)

104 95 "He didn't rape her the second time, he tried to kill her"

...

So this guy is now the counter-argument to the argument against death penalty for rape, i.e. that the death penalty incentivises rapists to kill their victims in an effort to avoid capture (no witnesses).

Posted by: TexasDan at June 24, 2019 06:04 PM (yL25O)

105 Prayers for your SIL, Jewels!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 06:04 PM (bDqIh)

106 I read stuff like this rapist being set free, and now I'm sure. Hate has a place in this house. Hell, I'll take the couch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 24, 2019 06:04 PM (C1Lsn)

107 all these assholes are on the same side. they just spew alternate lines of bullshit. they all live for the same shit. power and boatloads of cash. they are all fucking scum. this is known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 06:04 PM (KP5rU)

108 "I was supportive of [Robert] Mueller. I was supportive of the idea to initiate, to investigate what Russia did, but when I saw this transcript, it actually changed my perspective" Gowdy said in an interview on Fox News' "Sunday Morning Futures."


Ah, there's the rub. Faux News. Now it can be safely ignored by the smart set, and anyone who brings it up in polite company will out themselves as a dirt person to be ignored.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 24, 2019 06:04 PM (z79tQ)

109 Well Mueller has retired with full benefits. No one is subpoenaing him.

He won't even get a lateral to HR

Posted by: blaster at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (ZfRYq)

110 ok if Gowdy has to be a dog I'm going with a white, highly coiffed Toy Poodle

or a Chinese Crested

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (Rarvo)

111 Any person caught for killing this rapist/killer deserves some jury nullification. I know that I am never going to vote guilty for the person that meters justice out to illegal invading criminals.... or for that matter anybody that has FIB evidence against them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (pw+jk)

112 94 88 The local judge let the rapist out the back door, while ICE waited for him.

If "blood dancers" are politicians that make political hay protecting illegals while innocents are killed, can we call these Seattle politicians and judges "rape dancers?"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)

JJ named the judge earlier, I think?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 06:00 PM (dm05u)

Cool. Now let's do the Judge's address
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 06:01 PM (bcbK


Very timely comment!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson's family and daughters at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (sy5kK)

113 "Mexico has deployed nearly 15,000 soldiers and National Guardsmen to its border with the United States, the army chief said Monday -- admitting they are detaining migrants who try to cross, after the policy triggered backlash.

Under pressure from US President Donald Trump to slow the surge of Central Americans crossing the border, Mexico promised earlier this month to reinforce its southern border with 6,000 National Guardsmen, but had not previously disclosed the extent of the crackdown on its northern border.

"We have a total deployment, between the National Guard and army units, of 14,000, almost 15,000 men in the north of the country," Defense Minister Luis Cresencio Sandoval said at a press conference alongside President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador.

Asked whether those forces were detaining migrants to prevent them from crossing, Sandoval replied: "Yes."

Posted by: MiklosWatch from AFP at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (QzkSJ)

114 Trey 'Paper Asshole' Gowdy.

Posted by: Ass Chum at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (Jj+59)

115 Let me put my diversity in you!

Posted by: Illegal Aliens Everywhere at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (flINI)

116 WRT courts usurping all kinds of police, executive, even national security powers. Judicial appointments miss the point about systemic lawlessness.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2019 06:03 PM (QDnY+)

Courts allegedly work as a check on prosecutors. When they qork to cover each other's mistakes, and immunize themselves from consequences, what you have is a Gestapo. Which, as we see from our law-free law, is not even a little bit hyperbolic.

Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (V7fbc)

117 WeaselDog can catch peanuts tossed from across the room. She really could be in the circus, I think.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (MVjcR)

118 And the Democrats are still fighting to keep this man in the US, where he'll be captured-and-released to rape and rape again.

If he sticks to raping democrats I can't say that I'm going to care too much. I want him deported - because he has no business being here, violent crimes or not, but the democrats certainly deserve to suffer the consequences of their America-hating, self-destructive, retarded "policies".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:06 PM (weya0)

119 Gowty kinda gives away the game with that foolderall about investigating what Russia did.

The entire operation was to Get Trump and had nothing to do with Russia per se. That's why they used the word 'collusion' which is not a crime. They could use it like Play-Doh.

The entire thing should result in prison for the perps but nobody is going to a day ...in part because guys like Howdy muddy the waters with distractions like Russia election interference. Political SQUIRREL! talk.

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2019 06:06 PM (bgPu3)

120 109 Well Mueller has retired with full benefits. No one is subpoenaing him.

He won't even get a lateral to HR
Posted by: blaster at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (ZfRYq)



Ok, then a shiv to the ribs it is.

Posted by: Street Justice at June 24, 2019 06:06 PM (sy5kK)

121 110: I vote for Chinese crested

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:06 PM (U7k5w)

122 Which side of the spectrum are you on if you have to start with "I used to believe in Mueller?".

This point is being made above, but I'm repeating it--no one on our side believed for a minute that their was Russian collusion, or a need for a special counsel, and we mostly all agreed that Jeff Sessions was a dirtbag for recusing himself, and everything went downhill from there.

If you feel the need to fly the "hey I was on team Mueller at the outset" flag for credibility, you're seeking credibility from the left, not the right.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (yL25O)

123 Can't click on any DC links. Those fuckers are cray-cray. their page attacks without warning. Talk about rape.

Posted by: Ass Chum at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (Jj+59)

124 from mugshots.com

judge is King County Superior Court Judge Nicole Gaines Phelps

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyotl545


contact info for the Honorable Nicole Gaines Phelps

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxwgsrjv

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (dm05u)

125 I'm not saying we need someone to become Paul Kersey but okay maybe we need someone to become Paul Kersey.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (oZ6kz)

126 117 WeaselDog can catch peanuts tossed from across the room. She really could be in the circus, I think.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (MVjcR)
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I'm assuming WW is nowhere in sight?

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (qC1Sy)

127 When Barr, Huber or anyone else requests docs it's up to a Deep Stater to fulfill that request. The time it takes to un-fuck all that is measured in months.

It's not like Barr himself is poking around on a workstation to root it out.

This is why we're still waiting. Deep State is running out the clock.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (3H9h1)

128 This guy had a lot of love to give.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (M1n0C)

129 that the death penalty incentivises rapists to kill their victims in an effort to avoid capture (no witnesses).

That is the dumbest argument ever anyway. The only possible argument against the rape death penalty is false accusations and the sometimes uncertain state of rape cases. It can be somewhat ambiguous and relying on trust of the witnesses rather than actual evidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)

130 thanks for the info, vmom.

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (RU4sa)

131
Courts allegedly work as a check on prosecutors. When they qork to cover each other's mistakes, and immunize themselves from consequences, what you have is a Gestapo. Which, as we see from our law-free law, is not even a little bit hyperbolic.
Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (V7fbc)

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Again, it's why I don't get excited about the (admittedly impressive) rate of Trump judicial confirmations.

At least three-quarters of the people who reach the federal bench are raging statists who love an overpowered judiciary because, wait for it - lifelong judges with lifetime appointments.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (AzW6q)

132 How cool is this: My kid is attending a signing of an EO at the White House about healthcare pricing

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (U7k5w)

133 Did anyone see the video of Pelosi from the other day when she was talking about how scared the children are?

Her appearance is really degenerating, which leads me to believe she is ill. Also, she can hardly speak - very strained and slurred.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (JcXHH)

134 I fully agree that if the conspirators are not punished you will next time get it twice as hard and there won't be going back.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (BbGew)

135 When do the hangings and firing squads begin?
Posted by: filbert at June 24, 2019 05:49 PM (Lz9fr)

How soon can you get a crew together that want to be reviled throughout the country, including by you so-called allies?

Well, not a minute before then is the answer.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (z79tQ)

136 I>>s Jack Straw around? I'd be interested in his take on why enforcement seems to be taking so long. What will be the triggering event?

Just my guess but outside the normal lengthy time this type of investigation normally takes I think the scope of what they are uncovering is enormous and in the very real sense of the word, scandalous. There has never been anything remotely close to this in terms of scope.

Just one part of this, FISA abuse, was going on for years. I'll be real disappointed if they just go after the stuff from the 2016 cycle and ignore the rest.

And I also believe they are working people over and getting some to flip on others. I think Page flipped and I'm pretty sure Bruce Ohr did too. That's why he's still at the FBI, they are working him.

And then there are the diplomatic niceties. As satisfying as it would be Trump is not just going to start accusing allies like the UK and Australia among others of spying on him and his campaign. But I have no doubt he's talking about these things with the respective countries behind the scenes.

No doubt in my mind that people are going to get indicted, though. As others have said, I don't think Barr came back to the DOJ to push papers and take abuse and that goes for Durham.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (PxX58)

137 117 WeaselDog can catch peanuts tossed from across the room. She really could be in the circus, I think.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (MVjcR)
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I'm assuming WW is nowhere in sight?
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (qC1Sy)
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She's in and out of the room so we're timing the peanuts for when she's out.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:09 PM (MVjcR)

138
Gowdy looks like Doofus Rick from "Rick and Morty".

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2019 06:09 PM (PhPlm)

139 How cool is this: My kid is attending a signing of an EO at the White House about healthcare pricing
Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (U7k5w)
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That's very cool. I heard about this earlier. Is the signing actually today?

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:09 PM (aXucN)

140 Gowdy looks a bit like a cross between a rooster and a light bulb.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 24, 2019 06:09 PM (ZqRa6)

141 127: but, but, a thousand sealed indictments???
All ham sandwiches for the Mueller team

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:10 PM (U7k5w)

142 Oh, I'm totes with you on the corruption of the judiciary. As Big Clarence has intimated, the Supremes are going to have to put their foot down on the nationwide injunctions. That will solve a lot of that problem. It may not happen until the second term, though, and maybe after a few more appointments.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2019 06:10 PM (lZco9)

143 "I was supportive of [Robert] Mueller. I was supportive of the idea to initiate, to investigate what Russia did,"

That wasn't why Mueller was hired. Mueller was hired to investigate Trump's firing of Comey, which was totally justified, correct, and well within Trump's powers and responsibilities to do.

Mueller's job wasn't set up to investigate Russia, it was set up to investigate Trump. And it was a sham from the very start, like everything else about this Russian crap that was nothing but the Dems, Shrillary, Barky and the whole of the federal government's Executive branch colluding to steal a Presidency.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:10 PM (weya0)

144 Again, it's why I don't get excited about the (admittedly impressive) rate of Trump judicial confirmations. 

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (AzW6q)

Federalist Society recs aside, I agree. The only good point is -maybe- not having to execute the majority of American lawyers by torture. That is usually the price for being on the wrong side of revolutions.

Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 06:10 PM (V7fbc)

145 139: Indeed

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:10 PM (U7k5w)

146 You missed a key point.

Seattle declared themselves a sanctuary city a while back. Then Governor Jay Inslee, the second dumbest human from WA state after Sen. Patty Murray, declared WA state a sanctuary state.

The local judge let the rapist out the back door, while ICE waited for him.

If "blood dancers" are politicians that make political hay protecting illegals while innocents are killed, can we call these Seattle politicians and judges "rape dancers?"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)

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The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.

Posted by: MAGA at June 24, 2019 06:10 PM (I5LRE)

147 very cool, CN!

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 06:11 PM (dm05u)

148 Huh.

There was a time I believed in Trey Gowdy, at least a little bit.

*spits*

Now I think he's as dirty a shitbird as all of his cronies, with extra hypocrisy and lies as a topping. F#*k him.



What I think of the illegal multi-rapist is redacted out of courtesy to our host.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 06:11 PM (jg9de)

149 Are the tits calm?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 06:11 PM (t6MX/)

150
At this point, the Divine Spark Francisco Carranza-Ramirez can't be kept in the United States, as he's fled to MX.

Where he'll presumably pick up a couple of "unaccompanied minors" and some cocaine to bring across the border for the coyotes before he comes back to victimize some more of America's most vulnerable people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 06:11 PM (AzW6q)

151 "I ask you, what matters more here? This one woman's desire not to be raped, or blocking Bad Orange Man's immigration policy???"
--King County Superior Court Judge Nicole Gaines Phelps

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

152 OT, but for those of you who were praying for me for the healing of my corneal ulcer, thank you, thank you, thank you - it is healed! I got back from the eye doctor just a bit ago and my eye is all better and I don't have to go on the steroid drops. There is a tiny scar but on the periphery, not in my field of vision and it may even continue to fade. But my eyesight is fine and I am better and I am very, very grateful for all your prayers. I know they made the difference. Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)

153 Well damn Trey. This all went down under your watch and you didn't bother to even attempt to look into it at all. Hell, you past the test for being a journalist.

Posted by: Drider at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (Sr/4K)

154 >>Are the tits calm?


Calmer than you are, Dude.

Posted by: Walter at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (M1n0C)

155 JackStraw, I believe Carlin is cooperating. No direct evidence, obviously, but a number of things that only make sense if he's giving up the goods.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (lZco9)

156 110 ok if Gowdy has to be a dog I'm going with a white, highly coiffed Toy Poodle

or a Chinese Crested
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (Rarvo)

Oh, Chinese Crested is good. And useless. Just like Trey!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)

157 You could show a live feed of the entire Dem House of Reps unhinging their lower jaws and swallowing puppies, kittens and tiny yellow chicks one by one and fully half of America would simply stare and respond shuttup shuttup your chosen reality does not match REAL reality evilPublican, also #orangemanbad.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (LL1Be)

158 136 I>>s Jack Straw around? I'd be interested in his take on why enforcement seems to be taking so long. What will be the triggering event?

Just my guess but outside the normal lengthy time this type of investigation normally takes I think the scope of what they are uncovering is enormous and in the very real sense of the word, scandalous. There has never been anything remotely close to this in terms of scope.

Just one part of this, FISA abuse, was going on for years. ......................
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So someone just said "Where is JackStraw?" and he popped up?


Does it work for Kate Upton or Emily Ratajkowski, too?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

159 147:Thanks. Second time meeting this President

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (U7k5w)

160 152 OT, but for those of you who were praying for me for the healing of my corneal ulcer, thank you, thank you, thank you - it is healed! I got back from the eye doctor just a bit ago and my eye is all better and I don't have to go on the steroid drops. There is a tiny scar but on the periphery, not in my field of vision and it may even continue to fade. But my eyesight is fine and I am better and I am very, very grateful for all your prayers. I know they made the difference. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)
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EYE TEST:
\ /
How many fingers?

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (MVjcR)

161 How cool is this: My kid is attending a signing of an EO at the White House about healthcare pricing

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (U7k5w)


Make sure he flashes the AoS gang sign.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (t6MX/)

162 You have to read down into the story to find out: Yes, he was an illegal alien, the subject of not one but two deportation orders.

And the Democrats are still fighting to keep this man in the US, where he'll be captured-and-released to rape and rape again.

_______


If only there was an opposition party to the Democrats that would run stuff like this on endless loops and make great political hay -- making them own it -- during campaign seasons ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 24, 2019 06:14 PM (4bYBV)

163 i tearfully regret i have zero fucks to give about pelosi, or anyone else in our congress or senate.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 06:14 PM (KP5rU)

164 If this girl didn't want to be raped she should have been in one of the Occupoopers' "rape-free" tents. They set those tents up for uptight girls who don't like to be raped - prudes to the leftists. Everyone else should expect to be raped.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:14 PM (weya0)

165 Hmm.



Maybe Trey can be a Shih Tzu?


I'd go with Bichon Frise, or however that's splld. They can do that "power beg" thing and it's really cute, but that's about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 06:14 PM (HaL55)

166 Law doesn't matter.


Law is a mutually AGREED upon set of rules for cohesive society.

We have no mutual agreement. We have no cohesive society. We have no law.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 06:14 PM (LL1Be)

167
Again, it's why I don't get excited about the (admittedly impressive) rate of Trump judicial confirmations.

At least three-quarters of the people who reach the federal bench are raging statists who love an overpowered judiciary because, wait for it - lifelong judges with lifetime appointments.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (AzW6q)

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I suspect a huge percentage of these "conservative" judges will end up being merely pro-business.

Posted by: MAGA at June 24, 2019 06:14 PM (I5LRE)

168 re 152: good thing I looked twice, I thought you wrote that you had a cornmeal ulcer.
anyway, very good news for you.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 24, 2019 06:14 PM (ZqRa6)

169 So someone just said "Where is JackStraw?" and he popped up?


Does it work for Kate Upton or Emily Ratajkowski, too?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

Ohplease ohplease ohplease...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 06:14 PM (bcbK8)

170 161 Now that would be cool

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:15 PM (U7k5w)

171 She must have been really good rapin' to go for seconds.

Posted by: Regular WJ Clinton at June 24, 2019 06:15 PM (6/uwW)

172 >>JackStraw, I believe Carlin is cooperating. No direct evidence, obviously, but a number of things that only make sense if he's giving up the goods.

You could be right. He would have been part of the original Page FISA and left right after it was filed.He would definitely know a lot of what happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:15 PM (PxX58)

173 Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)

Great to hear! Thanks be to God and it's a wonderful thing that the people of faith on here do for each other-to keep them in prayer!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2019 06:15 PM (ivkO2)

174 EYE TEST:
\ /
How many fingers?
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (MVjcR)
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Better watch it, or bluebell will go all Moe on you...

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:15 PM (qC1Sy)

175 EYE TEST:
\ /
How many fingers?
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (MVjcR)


🤔
Yeah, didn't she cut her fingers off just before the eye thing?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 06:15 PM (t+qrx)

176 If this was the "game changer" than Gowdy is even more an idiot than I thought. What about the entrapment of Papadapoulis, the "insurance policy" shananigans, intentional unmaskings, tanking the Hillary investigation, continuing the witchhunt for 2 years after no collusion, use of a clearly fake dossier, FISA fraud by submitting Yahoo articles of leaked material that would not itself be admissible, etc etc etc etc.

Gowdy is a preening fool.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 24, 2019 06:15 PM (koNhm)

177 Posted by: Walter at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (M1n0C)

Can it. Don't you have some power cables to chew on?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)

178 Lawyers masquerading as judges are our new Federal Overlords, but don't worry, because since they're all lawyers, it is all legal and thus complies with the Concept of a Nation of Men, not Laws!*

*I may have that last phrase backwards.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (AZxMX)

179 129 that the death penalty incentivises rapists to kill their victims in an effort to avoid capture (no witnesses).

That is the dumbest argument ever anyway. The only possible argument against the rape death penalty is false accusations and the sometimes uncertain state of rape cases. It can be somewhat ambiguous and relying on trust of the witnesses rather than actual evidence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)

...

And then SCOTUS told TX we couldn't have it because cruel and unusual.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (yL25O)

180 It popped up?


Does it work for Kate Upton or Emily Ratajkowski, too?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

Usually

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (3gwtv)

181 That illegal alien story is just about more than I can take. It is the giant Drudge-like siren flashing 'round and 'round about everything wrong with our irresponsible, outrageous and practically non-existent "immigration" system. My blood boils with rage for every treasonous politician, judge and bureaucrat that has allowed the US to become an absolute joke...a violent and extremely dangerous joke. And we're the pawns in their demonic demographics game. A game that has zero respect for any semblance of rule of law. I can't say what I want, so I won't. We all know it, but we are at the tipping point. We're there.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (JoUsr)

182 yay, bluebell!

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (dm05u)

183 bluebell glad to hear your eye is no longer worried

Posted by: blaster at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (ZfRYq)

184
Yeah, didn't she cut her fingers off just before the eye thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 06:15 PM (t+qrx)
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I heard she lost the whole hand!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (MVjcR)

185 >>Does it work for Kate Upton or Emily Ratajkowski, too?

Yes. It pops right up.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (PxX58)

186 That's great bluebell!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (dUJdY)

187 But my eyesight is fine and I am better and I am very, very grateful for all your prayers. I know they made the difference. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)
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Wonderful news bluebell, so glad our prayers worked.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (RBOtF)

188 There was a time I believed in Trey Gowdy, at least a little bit.

*spits*


That blowhard hick showed his true colors in the True the Vote hearings where Elijah Cum-dumpster lied about siccing the IRS and FBI on Catherine Engelbrecht and Ol' Treytor didn't do a fucking thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 06:17 PM (y7DUB)

189 Great news about the ulcer. bluebell. Eye problems have always scared me

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:17 PM (U7k5w)

190 And then SCOTUS told TX we couldn't have it because cruel and unusual.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (yL25O)


The SCOTUS has made a pathetic mockery of the term "cruel and unusual punishment".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:17 PM (weya0)

191
I suspect a huge percentage of these "conservative" judges will end up being merely pro-business.
Posted by: MAGA at June 24, 2019 06:14 PM (I5LRE)

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So long as you're an enormous, rapacious State connected business that does the unofficial bidding of the government.

If you're just some filthy peasant who owns a small business, you can GFY.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)

192 Yeah, didn't she cut her fingers off just before the eye thing?

The Yakuza requires one finger joint per failure.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 06:17 PM (LL1Be)

193 "125 I'm not saying we need someone to become Paul Kersey but okay maybe we need someone to become Paul Kersey.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 06:07 PM (oZ6kz) "



Where we are today, we need a freakin' army of Paul Kerseys.

One wouldn't even mar the paint on the juggernaut crushing us.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 06:17 PM (jg9de)

194 But I do have the same concern about indictments that I have with Hillary's emails. All it takes is one die-hard Democrat on the jury, and you can't get a conviction. What are the chances that, in the places where the conspirators are likely to be indictable, a jury without a Democrat can be empaneled? About zero. I also think, for the very senior people involved, unindicted co-conspirator is the best we'll do, because Trump and Barr will want to avoid the banana republic precedent of prosecuting the party out of office.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2019 06:17 PM (lZco9)

195 166 Law doesn't matter.


Law is a mutually AGREED upon set of rules for cohesive society.

We have no mutual agreement. We have no cohesive society. We have no law.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 06:14 PM (LL1Be)


We still have me.

Posted by: Street Justice at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK)

196 Great news Bluebell,
Hallelujah

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (BbGew)

197 I heard she lost the whole hand!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (MVjcR)


All the way to the elbow, I think. She was having a spork sharpened into a hook.

To go with the eye patch.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (t+qrx)

198 180
It popped up?





Does it work for Kate Upton or Emily Ratajkowski, too?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (sy5kK)



Usually

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (3gwtv)

Unless you have the gheys.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (t6MX/)

199 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (JoUsr)

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I used to get like that.

I no longer believe that these miscreants will face justice in this world.

The next, otoh, wouldn't want to be them.

And that gives me comfort.

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (RU4sa)

200 Gowdy gets his hair done at The Orchids of Asia, right after I leave.

Posted by: Bob Kraft at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (Jj+59)

201 megan rapeahoe reminds me of william dafoe with really, shitty purple hair. what a phucktard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

202 Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)

Excellent, now you can continue to enjoy the beauty of your bluebells!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (AZxMX)

203 We still have me.
Posted by: Street Justice at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK)
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And me.

Posted by: vigilantes - now with more rope! at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (qC1Sy)

204 It popped up?

wait for IT...

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (LL1Be)

205
Robert Mueller - so honest it hurts, so upright the hockey stick up his ass isn't rigid enough.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (pNxlR)

206 As satisfying as it would be Trump is not just going to start accusing allies like the UK and Australia among others of spying on him and his campaign. But I have no doubt he's talking about these things with the respective countries behind the scenes. 

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:08 PM (PxX5

Provincial governments have fallen for a lot less than trying to usurp the imperial throne. I think this fact will have huge significance in resolving how Brexit shakes out. And conversely, how any Prime Minister had better finish Brexit and extradite people, or get ready for full on disaster.

Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (V7fbc)

207 How many fingers?
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (MVjcR)
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That's a little insensitive, don't you think? Considering I only have 9.5 fingernails.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (aXucN)

208 Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 06:01 PM (dUJdY)

Thanks for the update; Prayers will continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (ivkO2)

209 Yeah, I saw hair like that once before.

Posted by: There's Something About Mary at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (Jj+59)

210 >>megan rapeahoe reminds me of william dafoe


But, you know...less fuckable.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (M1n0C)

211 Hell. Didnt Colorado turn a dog rapist loose a couple of weeks ago? Thats just the kind of guy I want walking my streets. Dont you?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (GHHRC)

212 Great news on the healed eye, bluebell!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (JoUsr)

213 New York state dems voted down a bill that turns down illegal aliens from buying guns. So now you know the bedrock principle.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (cDFzF)

214 101 90: Yeah, I keep hearing "soon", and " when the moment's right" , but the moment is never right and I assume it never will be
Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:03 PM (U7k5w)


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There was so much crime and malfeasance that it will take 20 years to investigate. But once all the i's are dotted and t's crossed in the investigation THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.

Posted by: MAGA at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (I5LRE)

215 203
We still have me.

Posted by: Street Justice at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK)

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And me.

Posted by: vigilantes - now with more rope! at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (qC1Sy)

#metoo

Posted by: Face Colander Times at June 24, 2019 06:20 PM (t6MX/)

216 Thank you Fen. I don't like the "several masses in her intestines" thing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 06:20 PM (dUJdY)

217 But my eyesight is fine and I am better and I am very, very grateful for all your prayers. I know they made the difference. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)
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Excellent news, bluebell.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:20 PM (qC1Sy)

218 Ol' Treytor didn't do a fucking thing.

Again, one guy in congress. But Still he could have at least proposed legislation, talked to the DOJ, made a speech publicly, gone on talk shows, etc. I mean... I get the feeling that he does these hearings, nails down someone, then goes away "man I pwned them!" and thinks that's it, he's done his job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

219 That's a little insensitive, don't you think? Considering I only have 9.5 fingernails.



Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (aXucN)

She's back!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 06:21 PM (t6MX/)

220
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2019 06:17 PM (lZco9)

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Well stated. Also, because convictions at trial will be next to impossible, it will fall to prosecutors to press for guilty pleas and plea deals. Which will be of the #Resistance Special variety, where they get sentenced to next-to-nothing, and nobody important gets fingered in testimony.

This system can't be fixed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 06:21 PM (AzW6q)

221 214:The suspects will be dead by then...alas.

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 06:21 PM (U7k5w)

222 But I do have the same concern about indictments
that I have with Hillary's emails. All it takes is one die-hard Democrat
on the jury, and you can't get a conviction. What are the chances that,
in the places where the conspirators are likely to be indictable, a
jury without a Democrat can be empaneled? About zero. I also think, for
the very senior people involved, unindicted co-conspirator is the best
we'll do, because Trump and Barr will want to avoid the banana republic
precedent of prosecuting the party out of office.


Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2019 06:17 PM

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If a Grand Jury indicted every single democrat that had a hand in this coup attempt, not a single one would be convicted at trial. And none of them would plea bargain out.


Plus they would have hundreds of millions of $$$$ donated for their legal defense funds.

Unfortunately, it's just the way it is.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 24, 2019 06:21 PM (JUOKG)

223 >> But my eyesight is fine and I am better and I am very, very grateful for all your prayers. I know they made the difference. Thank you.


If you followed our advice to the letter, how could you go wrong?

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 06:21 PM (M1n0C)

224 But my eyesight is fine and I am better

Praise God from whom all blessings flow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

225 Thank you, everyone. As you know I'm a big believer in prayer and i know that's what set me on the healing path.

Jewells, I'm sorry to hear about your SIL and I will keep her in my prayers.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:21 PM (aXucN)

226 Gowdy does not have the TV appeal that Jason Chaffetz has. I think his Fox gig dreams are largely in his head.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 06:22 PM (LL1Be)

227 We still have me.
Posted by: Street Justice at June 24, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK)

But if you are ever unleashed, expect to see the entire fury and power of the feral government unleashed against actual citizens to make sure your kind never dares to raise a hand against a protected miscreant again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:22 PM (AZxMX)

228 Praise God from whom all blessings flow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)
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Amen.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:22 PM (aXucN)

229 This system can't be fixed.

Not through the system, at least. It is hopelessly compromised and exists only to protect its self and attack its enemies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)

230 207 How many fingers?
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:13 PM (MVjcR)
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That's a little insensitive, don't you think? Considering I only have 9.5 fingernails.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (aXucN)
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You kept the severed hand?

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:22 PM (MVjcR)

231 Trey Gowdy---as someone said, Gowdy is just getting his alibi out there.
Totally worthless stooge that he is.
CNN worthy 'commentator'.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 24, 2019 06:22 PM (lZMlv)

232 Thanks bluebell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 06:22 PM (dUJdY)

233 I don't think this article is worth a full post, but a man released from jail after raping a woman tracked the same woman down and assaulted her again.

The victim is wheelchair bound and had her toddler son with her. She cooperated because she was afraid her child would be harmed if she didn't.

They only charged the walking shit pile with third degree rape.

Ain't Seattle just peachy?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2019 06:23 PM (9t0Zz)

234
That's a little insensitive, don't you think? Considering I only have 9.5 fingernails.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:19 PM (aXucN)

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You could always call weaselwork and tell them he needs a refresher in sensitivity training.

Or, you could just stab him, which would probably be more humane.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)

235 At this point, the Divine Spark Francisco Carranza-Ramirez can't be kept in the United States, as he's fled to MX.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 06:11 PM (AzW6q)


If we had any self-respect left we would send a CIA hit squad down there to burn him alive in his bed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:23 PM (weya0)

236 >>Provincial governments have fallen for a lot less than trying to usurp the imperial throne. I think this fact will have huge significance in resolving how Brexit shakes out. And conversely, how any Prime Minister had better finish Brexit and extradite people, or get ready for full on disaster.

I think the announcement the other week of the Hezbollah terror plot that was uncovered in the UK in 2015 was part of this. Remember when Obama cancelled Project Casandra, a joint task force of the DEA, DOJ and others put together to go after Iran/Hezbollah drug smuggling and money laundering, to cover for his insane Iran deal? Interesting timing to finally announce it now as May is leaving.

And I've always believed the Panama Papers money laundering is tied into this thing somehow.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:23 PM (PxX58)

237
So, cops in a city are planning a drug raid. Another cop tips off the perps and the raid amounts to nothing. The rogue cop is identified. Does he get to preen about how he's protesting our drug laws?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 06:23 PM (Wx/+I)

238 The 3 days ago cop killer in Sacramento is an alien that should have been deported for his prior crimes.

Leftards have the nerve to say that even citizens kill police.

My teeth hurt from the clench.

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2019 06:23 PM (bgPu3)

239 You kept the severed hand?
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:22 PM (MVjcR)
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I actually did keep the severed nail and took it to the urgent care place so they could see what actually came off. It was bleeding so much they couldn't actually see the wound.

I wish I had kept it for you, but I tossed it in the trash can at the urgent care place.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:23 PM (aXucN)

240 239 You kept the severed hand?
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:22 PM (MVjcR)
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I actually did keep the severed nail and took it to the urgent care place so they could see what actually came off. It was bleeding so much they couldn't actually see the wound.

I wish I had kept it for you, but I tossed it in the trash can at the urgent care place.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:23 PM (aXucN)
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Eeeeeewww!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:24 PM (MVjcR)

241
It's hard to take anyone with that ridiculous a hair cut seriously.

Trey Gowdy is a goof.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 24, 2019 05:48 PM (+YJKr)







Which haircut? Because he's had virtually every haircut known to man except a reverse mohawk

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 06:25 PM (WJy0R)

242 I heard she lost the whole hand!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:16 PM (MVjcR)


I think I read somewhere that they grant wishes.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 06:25 PM (t+qrx)

243 And I've always believed the Panama Papers money laundering is tied into this thing somehow.

McCain was up to his face tumor in the Panama Papers, too.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 06:25 PM (LL1Be)

244 #237 that's obstructing justice. Firing the police chief isn't any such thing.

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2019 06:25 PM (bgPu3)

245
Weasel,
Part of Her Majesty's show dog training for specials (ones being shown after their championship) is catching bait in midair. Lacey never missed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 06:25 PM (Wx/+I)

246 I swear illegals have more rights than citizens.

They could commit murder, be let out onto the streets to kill again, and if I called him an animal Pelosi would defend him.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 06:25 PM (RBOtF)

247 bluebell, that is such great news ! So glad to hear it !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 06:25 PM (jg9de)

248 "I was supportive of [Robert] Mueller. I was supportive of the idea to initiate, to investigate what Russia did" What a fucking retard.

Posted by: Bill Rebar at June 24, 2019 06:25 PM (vtd+q)

249 Trey Gowdy?

Sloth.

Posted by: Bosk at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (9m9TT)

250 It wasn't really half my nail, Weasel. It was more like a fourth. That's much better, right?

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (aXucN)

251 All the way to the elbow, I think. She was having a spork sharpened into a hook.



To go with the eye patch.


And a shoulder-mounted parrot.

Amos Moses Bluebell, Pirate.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (HaL55)

252 I also think, for the very senior people involved, unindicted co-conspirator is the best we'll do, because Trump and Barr will want to avoid the banana republic precedent of prosecuting the party out of office.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2019 06:17 PM (lZco9)

I hope they prefer the banana republic traditions of car bombs and ice pick killings. People are ready to lynch this illegal shitheel over yet another rape of the same woman, while fake Americans defend him as a divine angel. Imagine what they will do to the traitors who tried to overthrow the democratically elected government?

Actually, I might become a liberal if it turns out the Trump Administration is just lying to us and pushing out a vast horde of counterfeit documents proving Democrat treason, all to goose their vote totals. But if it is true, then how could Donald Trump contain the anger of his voters?

What if he was replaced by someone much, much crueler?

Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (V7fbc)

253 Why can't illegal immigrants all be deported to Nancy Pelosi's basement suite?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (JgA4k)

254 Weasel,
Part of Her Majesty's show dog training for specials (ones being shown after their championship) is catching bait in midair. Lacey never missed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 06:25 PM (Wx/+I
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It really is pretty amazing.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (MVjcR)

255 is this the sister that you hate ?

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (B+t5k)

256 @136
I'm wondering if they are patiently waiting for another SC justice. It would also explain the lunacy attached to the last one. I imagine there will be some defcon 1 SC cases coming up.

Posted by: artemis at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (AwPyG)

257 Again, one guy in congress. But Still he could have at least proposed legislation, talked to the DOJ, made a speech publicly, gone on talk shows, etc. I mean... I get the feeling that he does these hearings, nails down someone, then goes away "man I pwned them!" and thinks that's it, he's done his job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)


JackStraw and others have made the point that Congress has no real powers of investigation. Gowdy knows this but he gave a half assed effort without coming clean that his hands are tied. Nadler knows this too and acts like a retard for his base. Both of them are worthless in their own ways.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (y7DUB)

258
They could commit murder, be let out onto the streets to kill again, and if I called him an animal Pelosi would defend him.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 06:25 PM (RBOtF)

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This is explicit in Denver, where City Hall has instructed the DPD to undercharge DUI and DV (by far the most common crimes committed by illegals) in the case of illegal immigrants. But not citizens. Citizens get the felony hit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (AzW6q)

259 The University of Washington will conduct a study by having pregnant mothers use marijuana to see how it affects unborn babies.
More than $190,000 of grant money was given to the university to conduct the study.

??? Your shitting me right? What fuckin idiot preggo is gonna put their fetus at risk? And I sure hope the U of Wash has a big fuckin insurance policy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (3gwtv)

260 250 It wasn't really half my nail, Weasel. It was more like a fourth. That's much better, right?
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (aXucN)
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Yes, much!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (MVjcR)

261 So, cops in a city are planning a drug raid. Another cop tips off the perps and the raid amounts to nothing. The rogue cop is identified. Does he get to preen about how he's protesting our drug laws?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 06:23 PM (Wx/+I)


Ummmmmmm....Before 2008......No.

Ummmmmmm.....After 2008......Yes.

Hope and Change Baby!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (Z+IKu)

262 Amos Moses Bluebell, Pirate.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (HaL55)
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I kind of like that. It sort of goes with the masthead here, doesn't it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (aXucN)

263 So, to recap, all this information was known.

And yet they STILL allowed it to continue.

And the COURT's who are supposed to be defending our Rights, did nothing.

And STILL have not done anything.

Posted by: Don Q at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (NgKpN)

264 Fuck hairdo.

Posted by: golfman at June 24, 2019 06:28 PM (OE84+)

265 Okay I missed it. What happened to your hand bluebell?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

266

And I ran. I ran so far away.

Posted by: Trey Gowdy's hair at June 24, 2019 06:28 PM (aKsyK)

267 But Still he could have at least proposed legislation,

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Come on man! He was only in Congress.

Posted by: MAGA at June 24, 2019 06:28 PM (I5LRE)

268 Why does everyone talk about that wuss Kersey?
My car is much cooler...

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 06:29 PM (WOovm)

269 Okay I missed it. What happened to your hand bluebell?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 06:28 PM (dUJdY)
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I either cut it off and had a shiv fastened on in its place, or I cut off part of my fingernail with a knife while chopping celery the night before I was giving a bridal shower.

Either or.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:29 PM (aXucN)

270 Okay I missed it. What happened to your hand bluebell?


Grudge match with Michelle Fields.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 06:30 PM (fuK7c)

271 73 every time an illegal shoots someone, it's another reason for the Dems to...tell us we can't go after illegals because they might be afraid to cooperate with law enforcement.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 24, 2019 05:57 PM (ZqRa6)


And that's bunch of horsesh!t. The black residents of southern Chicago are not subject to deportation, yet they don't cooperate with the police and identify the murderers of their children and neighbors. Why's that, Dems and MSM? The illegals in the barrios are more afraid of snitching on MS13 than they are of ICE.

Posted by: Gref at June 24, 2019 06:30 PM (AMIL/)

272 And I ran. I ran so far away.

Posted by: Trey Gowdy's hair at June 24, 2019 06:28 PM (aKsyK)


Factoid:

The piano playing on Flock Of Seagulls was actually The Edge.

I remember when everyone used to get a kick out of that video, when they show the "piano solo" and the guy is just pressing one note ... holding it ... pressing another note ... holding it ... pressing the first note again ... holding it ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:30 PM (weya0)

273 Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (MVjcR)

My long passed Vizsla was a master at catching food tidbits out of the air without ever bumping into anything. It was incredible to watch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:30 PM (AZxMX)

274 265 Okay I missed it. What happened to your hand bluebell?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 06:28 PM (dUJdY)
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If I understand correctly, bluebell was sharpening her favorite meat cleaver and somehow, her arm got caught in the sharpening device and she had to remove the arm with said clever.

Bluebell shrugged off the injury, fashioned a hook from a spork but, somehow forgot she was wearing a hook and scratched her eyeball, necessitating removal of the eye and the gaping wound is now covered by a patch.

I believe she's been parrot shopping, too.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:31 PM (qC1Sy)

275 JackStraw and others have made the point that Congress has no real powers of investigation. Gowdy knows this but he gave a half assed effort without coming clean that his hands are tied. Nadler knows this too and acts like a retard for his base. Both of them are worthless in their own ways.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (y7DUB)


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Ah, yes, the Congress is irrelevant theory. I'm not saying it's not true, but if it is the Constitution is a big lie.

Posted by: MAGA at June 24, 2019 06:31 PM (I5LRE)

276 or I cut off part of my fingernail with a knife while chopping celery

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:29 PM (aXucN)


Wow! Talk about the worst risk/reward ratio in recorded history ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:31 PM (weya0)

277 273 Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (MVjcR)

My long passed Vizsla was a master at catching food tidbits out of the air without ever bumping into anything. It was incredible to watch!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:30 PM (AZxMX)
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I need to figure out a way to monetize this skill.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:32 PM (MVjcR)

278 Lester Holt is wearing a camo helmet.

Posted by: klaftern at June 24, 2019 06:32 PM (RuIsu)

279 Okay I missed it. What happened to your hand bluebell?

She was trying to fillet herself for Cannibal Bob's dinner?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2019 06:32 PM (ivkO2)

280 Gowdy bailed.

Just like Issa and that other guy.

Going down in history, no doubt.

Posted by: golfman at June 24, 2019 06:32 PM (OE84+)

281 blake's got it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:32 PM (aXucN)

282 What fuckin idiot preggo is gonna put their fetus at risk?

Have you met the average marijuana smoker?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2019 06:32 PM (9t0Zz)

283 And STILL have not done anything.
Posted by: Don Q at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM (NgKpN)


When you say it like that, it just sounds so negative!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:32 PM (AZxMX)

284 This is explicit in Denver, where City Hall has instructed the DPD to
undercharge DUI and DV (by far the most common crimes committed by
illegals) in the case of illegal immigrants. But not citizens. Citizens
get the felony hit.


And that's legal how, exactly?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 06:33 PM (HaL55)

285 So I took the bait and read the article. The government? put $3000 on the table so that Papadopoulos would fess up Trump collusion.

And when they got bumpkis for their money did they leave him a broken beaten sack of bloody clothes in an alley? Noooooo.

Or shoot him in a framed up street robbery at 4am booty call?

These guys are rank amatuers yet non gave been indicted. Amazing.

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2019 06:33 PM (bgPu3)

286 Oh hey bluebell. Bridal shower for whom?

Let's have some charming personal details.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 06:33 PM (fuK7c)

287 My long passed Vizsla was a master at catching food tidbits out of the air without ever bumping into anything. It was incredible to watch!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:30 PM (AZxMX)


Those are great dogs; my Airedales played well with them.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 06:33 PM (y7DUB)

288 I cut off part of my fingernail with a knife while chopping celery the night before I was giving a bridal shower.



Either or.



Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:29 PM (aXucN)

That's a bad omen. You threw out the finger. What happened to the celery?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 06:34 PM (t6MX/)

289 I need to figure out a way to monetize this skill.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:32 PM (MVjcR)

Whatever you work out, don't identify WeaselDog as a conservative dog!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:34 PM (AZxMX)

290 And that's legal how, exactly?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 06:33 PM (HaL55)


We're well, well beyond the rational boundaries of legality and the suffocating constraints of reason.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:34 PM (weya0)

291 What fuckin idiot preggo is gonna put their fetus at risk?

Have you met the average marijuana smoker?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2019 06:32 PM (9t0Zz)

Good point. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 06:35 PM (3gwtv)

292 Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 06:33 PM (y7DUB)

They are beautiful dogs, smart as can be, and versatile as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:35 PM (AZxMX)

293 Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:31 PM (qC1Sy)

lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2019 06:35 PM (dUJdY)

294 Oh hey bluebell. Bridal shower for whom?

Let's have some charming personal details.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 06:33 PM (fuK7c)
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My friend's daughter, whom I've known for over twenty years since she was a wee pup. My daughter is in her wedding.

And the month before that I hosted another bridal shower for another friend's daughter whom I've known since she was also a wee pup, but I managed not to cut off any appendages for that one.

I'm hosting an engagement party for my niece later this summer and I shudder to think what I might do to myself.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:35 PM (aXucN)

295 And that's legal how, exactly?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 06:33 PM (HaL55)

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PROSECUTORIAL DISCRETION

Posted by: MAGA at June 24, 2019 06:36 PM (I5LRE)

296 #284 prosecutorial discretion. The leftist judges will say that the remedy is the ballot box.

If this keeps up political power will grow from the barrel of a gun.

Zombie Mao! I read your book!

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2019 06:36 PM (bgPu3)

297 292
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 06:33 PM (y7DUB)



They are beautiful dogs, smart as can be, and versatile as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:35 PM (AZxMX)

Go on.

Posted by: Dana Purina at June 24, 2019 06:36 PM (t6MX/)

298 291 What fuckin idiot preggo is gonna put their fetus at risk?

Have you met the average marijuana smoker?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2019 06:32 PM (9t0Zz)

Good point. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 06:35 PM (3gwtv)
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Hey, that's our entire business model!

Posted by: planned parenthood - baby chop shop at June 24, 2019 06:36 PM (qC1Sy)

299 And the Democrats are still fighting to keep this man in the US, where he'll be captured-and-released to rape and rape again.



Much will be resolved in the Burning Time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has an Izzy at June 24, 2019 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

300 I kind of like that. It sort of goes with the masthead here, doesn't it.

It sorta does, doesn't it? I prolly shoulda put "Pirate at large" or "Esq" or something catchy after your name.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 06:36 PM (HaL55)

301 What happened to the celery?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 06:34 PM (t6MX/)
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Nothing. I didn't get any blood on the knife, cutting board or the celery. I immediately jerked my hand up and splattered all over my (white, naturally) shirt. And then the sink.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:37 PM (aXucN)

302
An Idiot Speaks:

https://tinyurl.com/yyoamlcv

IT'S TIME TO LET CLASSICAL MUSIC DIE

BY NEBAL MAYSAUD
ON JUNE 24, 2019

"Western classical music depends on people of color to uphold its facade as a modern, progressive institution so that it can remain powerful. By controlling the ways in which composers are financed, it can feel like our only opportunities for financial success as composers are by playing the game of these institutions.

"It's time for us to recognize that engaging with these institutions, that contributing to the belief that our participation in composer diversity initiatives is doing anything to reshape the institution of classical music, and that classical music is an agent of cultural change instead of a placeholder to prevent composers of color from forming our own cultures, is ultimately furthering colonization and prevents us from creating artwork capable of real, genuine expression."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 06:37 PM (Wx/+I)

303 I'm hosting an engagement party for my niece later this summer and I shudder to think what I might do to myself.



Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:35 PM (aXucN)

We might be able to take up a collection for a kevlar body suit, black, and thigh high, black leather boots. For your protection, of course.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (t6MX/)

304 I saw Clapper on tv. If there was ever a face that scream "I just made a wet fart", it was his.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (VkWRL)

305 Nothing. I didn't get any blood on the knife, cutting board or the celery. I immediately jerked my hand up and splattered all over my (white, naturally) shirt. And then the sink.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:37 PM (aXucN)


...Mr. bluebell's car?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (t+qrx)

306 Interesting timing to finally announce it now as May is leaving. 

And I've always believed the Panama Papers money laundering is tied into this thing somehow.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:23 PM (PxX5

I wouldn't doubt it. Hezbollah probably has operatives ready to collapse the United Kingdom.

Only they'd better hope Iran never tries that, because you could "solve" the issue by putting a lot of guns into the hands of the EDL. Now, you might believe I'm some kind of soppy liberal, and I can imagine few culture war issues on which that is remotely true, but one thing I have noticed? I've never met a single minority over 30, not one, who doesn't have a story about the racism and nationalism of the English.

Maybe Tony Blair is right and they're all just one huggy multicultural society now. Maybe I'm right and something far darker is under the surface, ready to drown the island before letting it fall to the hands of the EU without a fight. For all the talking Americans do, Jo Cox was assassinated by bullet. How many American traitors have been shot lately?

Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (V7fbc)

307 Nothing. I didn't get any blood on the knife, cutting board or the celery. I immediately jerked my hand up and splattered all over my (white, naturally) shirt. And then the sink.

Posted by: bluebell


https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dan+ackroyd+julia+child

Posted by: Miklos, saving the liver at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (QzkSJ)

308 124 from mugshots.com

judge is King County Superior Court Judge Nicole Gaines Phelps

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyotl545




Remember:

a porn star is "hung".

a traitorous judge is "hanged".

Posted by: Street Justice at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

309 We might be able to take up a collection for a kevlar body suit, black, and thigh high, black leather boots. For your protection, of course.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (t6MX/)


Assless chainsaw chaps are a must.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (weya0)

310 Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM

Be careful that WeaselDog doesn't choke on a peanut while practicing her circus act!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (COzlW)

311 /off vile kin to Moloch sock

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (qC1Sy)

312 ...Mr. bluebell's car?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (t+qrx)
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Who knows? The interior is black.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (aXucN)

313 Hrothgar-

I posted this the other day if you didn't see it. Video of a Viszla having fun with a clam at the beach. They are beautiful dogs:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (ivkO2)

314 What if he was replaced by someone much, much crueler?

Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 06:26 PM (V7fbc)

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Stop teasing me!

Posted by: MAGA at June 24, 2019 06:39 PM (I5LRE)

315 1907 Title 8 USC 1324 Aiding and abetting illegals is a felony including making statements about sanctuary.

Some rules for me, some rules for thee.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at June 24, 2019 06:39 PM (Vy7tf)

316 If I understand correctly, bluebell was sharpening her favorite meat cleaver and somehow, her arm got caught in the sharpening device and she had to remove the arm with said clever.

Bluebell shrugged off the injury, fashioned a hook from a spork but, somehow forgot she was wearing a hook and scratched her eyeball, necessitating removal of the eye and the gaping wound is now covered by a patch.

I believe she's been parrot shopping, too.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:31 PM (qC1Sy)

I thought her arm got caught in a bunch of celery and she sawed it off with one of those pate knives.

Your story makes more sense.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 06:39 PM (JgA4k)

317 JackStraw and others have made the point that Congress has no real powers of investigation.

Sure, but I listed like five things he could have done instead of go home and say "d00d I totally destroyed that guy!" and acted like he won somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)

318 313. Sorry; Here's the link:

https://tinyurl.com/y6yohjly

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2019 06:39 PM (ivkO2)

319 Ah, yes, the Congress is irrelevant theory. I'm not saying it's not true, but if it is the Constitution is a big lie.

Posted by: MAGA at June 24, 2019 06:31 PM (I5LRE)

It isn't a lie. Just outdated. The Declaration of Independence may reverse it, as the people demand.

Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 06:39 PM (V7fbc)

320 310 Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:27 PM

Be careful that WeaselDog doesn't choke on a peanut while practicing her circus act!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (COzlW)
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Yep. I thought about that too!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 06:40 PM (MVjcR)

321 I s-supported Mother as well.

Posted by: Norman Bates at June 24, 2019 06:40 PM (z2W2E)

322
"B*ch get yo slam ass, ho dicksuckah Muhf*cka hoass pussy up heah so I can rape you and yo undah age sistuh and da popo 5-O cant catch me yeah!"

Posted by: composers of color at June 24, 2019 06:40 PM (LL1Be)

323 Hey....6 months from today is Christmas eve.

You're welcome...

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 06:40 PM (cF8AT)

324 Miklos, that hits a leeeeeeeeeetle too close to home. But yes.

And I do cook like her too. Flour and stuff splattered everywhere.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:40 PM (aXucN)

325 Posted by: Dana Purina at June 24, 2019 06:36 PM (t6MX/)

I am almost willing to cut Dana some slack because she has a Vizsla, thus evidencing some dog discernment!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:40 PM (AZxMX)

326 323 Hey....6 months from today is Christmas eve.

You're welcome...


Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 06:40 PM (cF8AT)

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8 months from now, I retire.

It's like I get to celebrate Christmas twice!

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:41 PM (qC1Sy)

327 Okay guys, you're making me queasy so I think I'll sign off and go finish making dinner. No knives - I'll be snapping stems off asparagus.

Thank you again for all your prayers. They mean the world to me.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:42 PM (aXucN)

328 An Idiot Speaks

What cracks me up is that entire article is nonsense, its trash written without a lick of logic, pattern, reason, argument, or truth in it. All they are doing is repeating buzz phrases and throwing terms in to sound like its meaningful. I award xim no points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:42 PM (39g3+)

329 #315 so Barr knows 8 USC 1324

WHY DOESN'T HE ACT?

and better yet why doesn't Pelosi vote to repeal it?

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2019 06:42 PM (bgPu3)

330 a traitorous judge is "hanged".

Posted by: Street Justice at June 24, 2019 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

"Your father was not a tapestry."

Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 06:42 PM (V7fbc)

331 No knives - I'll be snapping stems off asparagus.

The proper way to do it anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:42 PM (39g3+)

332 As worthless as I think Gowdy is, I think he's obviously "playing a part". I don't think he ever supported Mueller - he's just saying that to look like he was partial.

Although I don't understand why not find a way to just leak all this stuff at the time, that's what democrats do and it seems to work.

Posted by: Reality Man at June 24, 2019 06:42 PM (7NSrk)

333 "I'll cuttah muhf* ka say shee-it up in dis House rat hee-Er. Muhf*ckin Mozart, postcard, poptart get dem bitches in heer wi muh crack pipe yo!"

Posted by: composers of color at June 24, 2019 06:43 PM (LL1Be)

334 8 months from now, I retire.

It's like I get to celebrate Christmas twice!

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 06:41 PM (qC1Sy)

Cool! Ask for gifts at Christmas that will keep you busy in retirement.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 06:43 PM (cF8AT)

335 Posted by: composers of color at June 24, 2019 06:43 PM (LL1Be)

LOL. You're killing me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 06:44 PM (weya0)

336 It don't mean nutt'n till someone goes to prison.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 24, 2019 06:44 PM (T8A10)

337 Heads would roll if they were scared of us, but they laugh in our faces and the best we do is bitch on the intertubes.

BLM can get a mob out for a wanted punk in a hearbeat.

We bark from the front porch.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 24, 2019 06:44 PM (z79tQ)

338 What fuckin idiot preggo is gonna put their fetus at risk?

It just seems like something from the 1930s.

"How does booze affect pregnant broads? I dunno, give a bunch of em booze and let's see!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:44 PM (39g3+)

339 but a man released from jail after raping a woman tracked the same woman down and assaulted her again.

Mere coincidence!

Posted by: Dems at June 24, 2019 06:44 PM (1+J19)

340 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 06:37 PM (Wx/+I

Really hard to argue with that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:44 PM (AZxMX)

341 "Your father was not a tapestry."
Posted by: trev006

He was named Art?

Posted by: Miklos, meet Matt and Bob at June 24, 2019 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)

342 If Trump tried to fire Barr today the left would be his BFF.

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2019 06:45 PM (bgPu3)

343 "And the Democrats are still fighting to keep this man in the US, where he'll be captured-and-released to rape and rape again."

The Dems cannot cede one inch on anything.


To do so would endanger their entire scheme.

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 06:45 PM (geIq4)

344 I suspect the celery is hanging in a tree as a warning to all the other veggies

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 06:45 PM (BbGew)

345
"Western classical music depends on people of color to uphold its
facade as a modern, progressive institution so that it can remain
powerful. By controlling the ways in which composers are financed, it
can feel like our only opportunities for financial success as composers
are by playing the game of these institutions.


Pseudointellectual drivel. When you begin with a foundation of Marxist horseshit, everything that comes out of you is Marxist horseshit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

346 Okay guys, you're making me queasy so I think I'll sign off and go finish making dinner. No knives - I'll be snapping stems off asparagus.



http://bit.ly/2X13FUG

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 06:45 PM (fuK7c)

347 JackStraw and others have made the point that Congress has no real powers of investigation.


They did a bang up job on Watergate.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

348 An Idiot Speaks:

I left this comment: "Nice trolling. That was pretty funny."

We'll see if it shows up later because it didn't appear after I posted it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 06:46 PM (HaL55)

349 They did a bang up job on Watergate.

That was back before Reagan proved they were toothless with Iran Contra.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:46 PM (39g3+)

350 Mere coincidence!
Posted by: Dems at June 24, 2019 06:44 PM (1+J19)

She was asking for it by continuing to live in her own home!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:47 PM (AZxMX)

351 327
Okay guys, you're making me queasy so I think I'll sign off and go
finish making dinner. No knives - I'll be snapping stems off asparagus.



Thank you again for all your prayers. They mean the world to me.



Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:42 PM (aXucN)


pour encourager les okras

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)

352 Bonasera: I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a "boy friend," not an Italian. She went to the movies with him. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago he took her for a drive, with another boy friend. They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again.

[He breaks down at this point, and the Don gestures to his son to get him a drink]

Bonasera: Sorry...

[He regains his composure and carries on]

Bonasera: I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "For justice, we must go to Don Corleone."

Don Corleone: Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 06:47 PM (cDFzF)

353 >>> Is Jack Straw around? I'd be interested in his take on why enforcement seems to be taking so long. What will be the triggering event?
Posted by: artemis at June 24, 2019 05:47 PM (AwPyG)

LMAO, #TwoWeeks, bro. Any day now. Any day.

Posted by: Max Power at June 24, 2019 06:48 PM (q177U)

354
"Philosopher-Artists" imagine themselves standing on the Kremlin Wall with Dear Leader, whispering words of wisdom in his ear. The reality is that they're going to be on a wooden stool in a grubby office explaining themselves to Nebal Maysaud sitting in the leather chair.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 06:49 PM (Wx/+I)

355 I believe in America.


I love that that's the first line in the movie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (fuK7c)

356 Is Jack Straw around? I'd be interested in his take on why enforcement seems to be taking so long.

I think even he's starting to wonder at the delays.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (39g3+)

357 Don Corleone: Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 06:47 PM (cDFzF)

He freaking told you. He was trying to be a good American. You got a canole in your ear?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (2DOZq)

358 He was named Art?

Posted by: Miklos, meet Matt and Bob at June 24, 2019 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)

Merrett, actually, but he was a real piece of work.

Posted by: trev006 at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (V7fbc)

359 An Idiot Speaks:

https://tinyurl.com/yyoamlcv

IT'S TIME TO LET CLASSICAL MUSIC DIE

BY NEBAL MAYSAUD
ON JUNE 24, 2019

"It's time for us to recognize that engaging with these institutions, that contributing to the belief that our PARTICIPATION IN COMPOSER DIVERSITY INITIATIVES is doing anything to reshape the institution of classical music...."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 06:37 PM

Emphasis mine. If the institutions stopped offering composer diversity initiatives, he'd be whining that they weren't trying to let them in. Classical music isn't going to die. Hell, some of my favorite modern composers write game soundtracks IN THE CLASSICAL STYLE.

Jeez. Why do these asswipes insist on wrecking things they aren't interested in?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (/+bwe)

360 >>JackStraw and others have made the point that Congress has no real powers of investigation.

My bigger point is that while they can investigate, which usually involves just oversight of other investigations, they can't prosecute. The only body that can do that is the DOJ.

I understand why people get frustrated with Congress for holding endless hearings but that is all they do. This idea that they are going to lock people up in the jail in the basement of Congress is silly. It's being used as a storage closet and houses the caisson that carried Lincoln's casket. That's how long it has not been used.

Congress made a number of criminal referrals to both Holder and Lynch. Is there really anyone who is shocked that they declined to prosecute anyone in the Obama administration?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (PxX58)

361
I'm hosting an engagement party for my niece later this summer and I shudder to think what I might do to myself.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 06:35 PM (aXucN)



I recommend to get it catered.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (sy5kK)

362 If you enjoy their work, Nebal also manages a Patreon which features a weekly blog and exclusive content. Nebal Maysaud is a queer Lebanese composer based in the Washington D.C. Metro Area. Since buying their first notation software in 2009, Nebal ... has grown to become an impactful, socially minded composer. Their music is a convergence of faith and identity, using their artwork to advocate for the traditionally silenced. Their music is influenced by different artists of various traditions, including Vaughan Williams, Khalil Gibran, Arvo Part, Walt Whitman, Fairuz


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

363 pour encourager les okras
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at

I salute you good sir!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 06:51 PM (AZxMX)

364 I do not like Chris Stirewalt.

Or Leslie Marshall for that matter.

Okay. Katie Pavlich.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 24, 2019 06:51 PM (NtglE)

365 That was back before Reagan proved they were toothless with Iran Contra.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:46 PM (39g3+)

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Well, the Congressional investigations did end up forcing out NSA Poindexter and about a dozen others.

Mueller and his merry band were permitted to play their song until the curtain fell by our intrepid Republicans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 06:51 PM (3hjbs)

366 This idea that they are going to lock people up in the jail in the
basement of Congress is silly. It's being used as a storage closet and
houses the caisson that carried Lincoln's casket. That's how long it has
not been used.



I've got an idea for a movie.

Posted by: Nicolas Cage at June 24, 2019 06:52 PM (LL1Be)

367 "337We bark from the front porch.





Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 24, 2019 06:44 PM (z79tQ)"
..
The Great Shut Up is still coming, nonetheless.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 24, 2019 06:53 PM (eAshZ)

368 >>Well, the Congressional investigations did end up forcing out NSA Poindexter and about a dozen others.

Roughly 20 senior members of the DOJ and FBI have either been fired or forced to resign. But I've been told these things don't count so if they don't count for the 2016 election they don't count for Iran Contra.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:53 PM (PxX58)

369 I've got a title for a mystery novel-- The Shivved Never Buy (The Deplorable Gourmet).

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 06:54 PM (JgA4k)

370 322
"B*ch get yo slam ass, ho dicksuckah Muhf*cka hoass pussy up heah so I can rape you and yo undah age sistuh and da popo 5-O cant catch me yeah!"



It sounds so much more pleasant when Drake sings it.

Posted by: music critic at June 24, 2019 06:54 PM (sy5kK)

371 Iran might still be toothless but someone sent them a plane full of money for some dental work.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)

372 Hey is Jack Straw still here? Hey Jack how about them Mets? LOL

( Ducking)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 06:54 PM (3gwtv)

373 It's being used as a storage closet and houses the caisson that carried Lincoln's casket. That's how long it has not been used.

I've got an idea for a movie.


Actually that is a good idea for a movie. Someone has to burgle the Capitol Building basement storage.

But seriously the idea that the only possible thing that a congressman could do is jail someone in their basement is a bit... lacking in reality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 06:55 PM (39g3+)

374 Meanwhile the news media continue to report on "The Russian Collusion" as if it is a fact.
It is a hoax, the entire thing.
They will bring down the Republic in order to save themselves.
Or maybe just for jollies.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 24, 2019 06:56 PM (w7KSn)

375
So...what small, harmless animal does Trey Gowdy most resemble?

I'm going with Chihuahua.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

=====

The Crested Cuckfinch.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 06:56 PM (fuB/u)

376 It's being used as a storage closet and houses the caisson that carried Lincoln's casket. That's how long it has not been used.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (PxX5
~~~~~

Pretty sure they pulled that caisson out for JFK.

Speaking of dead people...fun fact: Jackie Kennedy requested that her coffin be covered with Lily of the Valley, and of course the family obliged. Tiny white flowers with lots of greenery, but very fragrant.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 24, 2019 06:56 PM (NtglE)

377 >>Hey is Jack Straw still here? Hey Jack how about them Mets? LOL

They are Metsing.

But Pete Alonso is the real deal. The kid just broke Daryl Strawberry's Mets rookie home record. In June.

I've already moved on to hockey. Kaapa Kakko.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:56 PM (PxX58)

378 "Roughly 20 senior members of the DOJ and FBI have either been fired or forced to resign. "

They keep their pensions and will never see the inside of a witness box, much less a prison cell.

CRIME PAYS!

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 24, 2019 06:58 PM (w7KSn)

379 .fun fact: Jackie Kennedy requested that her coffin be covered with Lily of the Valley, and of course the family obliged.

Yo, that's DOPE!

Posted by: jesse pinkman at June 24, 2019 06:59 PM (ykYG2)

380 Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 06:53 PM (PxX5

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The point I'm driving at is that the Democrat Congress attacked Reagan's people relentlessly... while the Republican one has made a bunch of noncommittal grunts, and allowed Mueller's people to run roughshod.

Nunes is an exception, but by and large, the Rs have been useless as tits on a bishop.

For instance, if Gowdy saw something, why did he wait til he was out to even bother mentioning it, even obliquely? He did nothing but blather when he had the platform to influence events.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 06:59 PM (3hjbs)

381 362 If you enjoy their work, Nebal also manages a Patreon which features a weekly blog and exclusive content. Nebal Maysaud is a queer Lebanese composer based in the Washington D.C. Metro Area. Since buying their first notation software in 2009, Nebal ... has grown to become an impactful, socially minded composer. Their music is a convergence of faith and identity, using their artwork to advocate for the traditionally silenced. Their music is influenced by different artists of various traditions, including Vaughan Williams, Khalil Gibran, Arvo Part, Walt Whitman, Fairuz


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM

They is complaining that white CIS women and white LGBTQ+ people get a lot of positions.Yet they is also expecting white "allies" to be part of their coalition. They is a mess.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:00 PM (/+bwe)

382 pour encourager les okras
Posted by: flounder, rebel


Heh

Posted by: Miklos, avec amusement pour l'Heur de Happy at June 24, 2019 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)

383

I will no longer listen to queer Lebanese music.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 07:01 PM (aKsyK)

384
So Trey Gowdy joins Andy McCarthy as expressing surprise that the piano player was just cover for immoral activity upstairs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:01 PM (Wx/+I)

385 Jeez. Why do these asswipes insist on wrecking things they aren't interested in?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (/+bwe)


Because somewhere, someone else might be interested in it, and the thought of it eats at them day and night. Because they despise joy and revel in misery. That's all. No big mystery.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:01 PM (t+qrx)

386 And then you kept your mouth shut and gave up your seat.

Posted by: Bill Kristol. Capt'n. the bulwark at June 24, 2019 07:02 PM (TTy55)

387 384
So Trey Gowdy joins Andy McCarthy as expressing surprise that the piano player was just cover for immoral activity upstairs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:01 PM (Wx/+I)



It was authentic piano music. Not the fake stuff, like the looks on their faces.

Posted by: music critic at June 24, 2019 07:03 PM (sy5kK)

388 2nd worst story of the day over at PJMedia - 3 moms filming an inappropriate Pride event at a public library are dragged out by cops and then harassed, filmed by Antifa.

This stuff is really getting out of hand.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 07:03 PM (bDqIh)

389 Corrupt Robert Mueller could be caught eating a baby on national television and the trueCons and neverTrumpers would still insist he's a straight shooter,

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 07:03 PM (JgA4k)

390 Fake and ghey.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:03 PM (WCfRV)

391 So Trey Gowdy joins Andy McCarthy as expressing surprise that the piano player was just cover for immoral activity upstairs.

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Any fool should have known, but they chose to trust the patently untrustworthy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 07:04 PM (39g3+)

392 Jeez. Why do these asswipes insist on wrecking things they aren't interested in?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 06:50 PM (/+bwe)

------

Pick any item on the Leftist agenda, and look for the basic motivation... it always, always comes back to hate. It's all they know.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:04 PM (3hjbs)

393 You will be made to care

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 07:04 PM (BbGew)

394 3 moms filming an inappropriate Pride event at a public library are dragged out by cops and then harassed, filmed by Antifa.

Oh but when we have the CIVIL WAR all the cops will be on our side, totes!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 07:05 PM (39g3+)

395 Because somewhere, someone else might be interested in it, and the thought of it eats at them day and night. Because they despise joy and revel in misery. That's all. No big mystery.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:01 PM

In the meantime, they are like worms yelling "Apple trees must die!" while demanding access to apples.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:05 PM (/+bwe)

396 389 Corrupt Robert Mueller could be caught eating a baby on national television and the trueCons and neverTrumpers would still insist he's a straight shooter,
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 07:03 PM (JgA4k)



the only controversy would be: ketchup, or mustard?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

397
Pick any item on the Leftist agenda, and look for the basic motivation... it always, always comes back to hate. It's all they know.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:04 PM (3hjbs)


Anything not compulsory is forbidden.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:06 PM (Wx/+I)

398 I'm thinking Nebal is a rampant mediocre sub-talent who has to redefine the paradigm so someone will listen to his atonal rhythmic plucking of his boyfriend's rectal hair.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

399 got yo f*ckin booty in a red dress, big mess heygonna stick it up in side you , man-glue. High as Hey yell , crunk like a muhf*cka pound dat ass like peanut butter lick it up and down like a Bitch would, bitch good. Put you in my lap for a dick ride outside , bounce you like a crack ho, mofo sing it agin!

Posted by: composers of color at June 24, 2019 07:06 PM (LL1Be)

400 394 3 moms filming an inappropriate Pride event at a public library are dragged out by cops and then harassed, filmed by Antifa.

Oh but when we have the CIVIL WAR all the cops will be on our side, totes!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 07:05 PM (39g3+)

But maybe the demonized brain damaged children of Antifa might face consequences.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 07:06 PM (JgA4k)

401 Pick any item on the Leftist agenda, and look for the basic motivation... it always, always comes back to hate. It's all they know.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:04 PM

I got off Twitter because of the anti-everything crowds but it's permeating real-life, too. I nearly got my head ripped off for pointing out that my alma mater was started by men of the cloth.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:07 PM (/+bwe)

402 >>Nunes is an exception, but by and large, the Rs have been useless as tits on a bishop.

>>For instance, if Gowdy saw something, why did he wait til he was out to even bother mentioning it, even obliquely? He did nothing but blather when he had the platform to influence events.

Interesting fun fact, Gowdy wrote much of Nunes heralded memo that has proved to be exactly correct.

Honestly, I think a lot of it boils down to people on our side play by the rules almost to a fault. Leftists have never carried the burden of honesty and obeying the rules. Gowdy is a lawyer's lawyer and all he knows is playing 100% by the rules. He comes from a different time when everyone did.

And they have the media covering for them and pushing their narratives. People talk about Watergate but the real reason Nixon was forced out is when Republicans turned on him. Do you see that happening ever on the left? Which lefties are going to turn on Obama, Brennan, Comey et al? None, that's who.

No serious person can read the Strzok/Page texts and not understand what happened. They talked about "stopping" Trump and briefing Obama. What did the media do with these bombshells? Buried them.

We have precious few allies in the media, we are up against a lawless government run by leftists and statists and they are fighting for their lives. It was never going to be fast or easy to drain the swamp of these people. It is going to be a long, hard, nasty slog. I can't understand why anyone ever thought it wouldn't be.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 07:08 PM (PxX58)

403
got yo f*ckin booty in a red dress, big mess heygonna stick it up in side you , man-glue. High as Hey yell , crunk like a muhf*cka pound dat ass like peanut butter lick it up and down like a Bitch would, bitch good. Put you in my lap for a dick ride outside , bounce you like a crack ho, mofo sing it agin!

Parsifal, by Richard Wagner, Act III

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:08 PM (Wx/+I)

404 It's amazing how this story of an illegal alien [still at large]
released by judge after raping disabled woman twice, went straight back
to her and tried to kill her


This is who we are!

Posted by: Little Lupe at June 24, 2019 07:10 PM (EgshT)

405 Trey Gowdy: I Supported Mueller,

Also Trey Gowdy: I'm a demented dimwit who still believes in Santa Claus

Posted by: Lu at June 24, 2019 07:10 PM (FiUMj)

406 No serious person can read the Strzok/Page texts and not understand what happened.

Unless they're guys like Gowdy, who was all in for Mueller. But you're right, they are too by the book, they trust the system too much, and assumed that the people doing the work were the good guys. Took them WAYYY too long to grok that was not the case despite it beating them in the face every day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 07:10 PM (39g3+)

407 Gowdy was right to get out. If you have a soul Washington eats it. If you're principled every day is a struggle. Looks at the people who have been there a long time and know nothing else like Schumer and Pelosi. The Founders would laugh they made a vocation out of government.

We had a local politician who spent his whole life in the political game. People were like, oh how selfless and giving". I was like how useless, selfish, self absorbed and shallow". He never had a real job or knew anything outside of the corrupt game he was in.

This is why I never get invited anywhere. People hate the truth.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2019 07:11 PM (VkWRL)

408 Cops stopped by the other day asking if I had a camera pointing out front. A girl got beat up and nearly raped 2 blocks from here by a Mexican. They want access to cameras now. I don't have one but I'm not so sure I'd give them free access to log on when they want.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 07:11 PM (K22Va)

409 Put the raping foreign invader in the custody of Robert Mueller.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 07:11 PM (30k51)

410 I just listened to Nebal's Decolonized Arabesque and it reminds me of a music professor who said it takes a lot of training to sing consistently off-key.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:11 PM (/+bwe)

411 Prager's view is Leftists want change for change sake. Any change brings chaos which brings instability which they use to gain power.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 07:12 PM (BbGew)

412 got yo f*ckin booty in a red dress, big mess heygonna stick it up in side you , man-glue. High as Hey yell , crunk like a muhf*cka pound dat ass like peanut butter lick it up and down like a Bitch would, bitch good. Put you in my lap for a dick ride outside , bounce you like a crack ho, mofo sing it agin!

"Song of the year!!!"
--Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 07:12 PM (39g3+)

413 Hi - I am signing up for the AOS Headquarters Booty Call Match Making Service talked about in the last thread...little bit nervous here, but could you hook me up with the gal in the purple dress on your site with the gently firm but robust, um, dirty pillows? I'd be fine with a quiet venue like dwarf mud wrestling or exotic pole dancing North American championships...

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:12 PM (32YRo)

414 408 Cops stopped by the other day asking if I had a camera pointing out front. A girl got beat up and nearly raped 2 blocks from here by a Mexican.

____

But if he's deported, the price of tomatoes may increase by 0.001% and we can't take that risk.
- CNBC, George W Bush, Chamber Of Commerce

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 07:12 PM (FiUMj)

415
By the way, I'm up to #1330 in my White Supremacy Music playlist. When it gets to 1600 I'll make it available to you Kluxers, same terms as before.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:12 PM (Wx/+I)

416 Testing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:13 PM (HaL55)

417 Really? REALLY?

from the PJMedia article about the taxpayer-funded trannie sex child indoctrination freak show in Seattle

According to an Ontario clinic that performs gender surgeries
...

I really didn't need to read anything after that.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:13 PM (LL1Be)

418 Hmm, that's interesting. Pixy's hamsters just ate my previous comment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:13 PM (HaL55)

419 After all these long comment chains, the hamsters are hungry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 07:14 PM (30k51)

420 Looking at the sidebar article about San Francisco: I hate those people. When the Big One hits I don't want to see one thin dime of Federal aid go to that anti-American hellhole.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

421 I just want to note that I am living in the blessed times of Dennis Eckersley as a baseball announcer.

"Center cut. Center cut fastball right down Broadway. Pair of shoes!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 07:16 PM (fuK7c)

422 We had a local politician who spent his whole life in the political game. People were like, oh how selfless and giving". I was like how useless, selfish, self absorbed and shallow". He never had a real job or knew anything outside of the corrupt game he was in.
This is why I never get invited anywhere. People hate the truth.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2019 07:11 PM (VkWRL)

You just described Jerry Nadler. Life long parasite and all around looter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 07:16 PM (Z+IKu)

423 Tse-tse fly or Jerry Nadler

Which is worse for your health?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 07:17 PM (30k51)

424 420 Looking at the sidebar article about San Francisco: I hate those people. When the Big One hits I don't want to see one thin dime of Federal aid go to that anti-American hellhole.
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

All that shit hitting the ocean at once could kill a bunch of whales.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:17 PM (JgA4k)

425 >>But maybe the demonized brain damaged children of Antifa might face consequences.


One of the moms has lost two kinds to the trans madness. She was there to document what these unaccompanied teens were exposed to at this event at a public library. They were raffling of 10 chest binders that girls use to flatten their chest, and these things are dangerous.

In this day and age it's not realistic to say parents are responsible when teens are caught up in the trans madness - events like this one, the trans propaganda at schools, online, in mainstream entertainments sites (teen vogue) bombard kids from all angles. Schools, medical professionals, and the courts are happy to encourage the trans stuff, even work around the parents to do so. Parents do have to push back like these 3 brave moms.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 07:17 PM (bDqIh)

426 This is why I never get invited anywhere. People hate the truth.

Try being a conservative musician. Good gigs will just vanish into thin air...

Had some drummer a few months back say something like "You can't say that now." I told him ain't no MFer telling me what I can and cannot say. You should've seen the look on his face. That was worth the price of admission.

Haven't seen or heard of him since, either. Bye bye...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:17 PM (HaL55)

427 You just described Jerry Nadler. Life long parasite and all around looter.
And Biden.
And Hillary.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

428 We'e hydrated and coming off of a fast!

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at June 24, 2019 07:18 PM (EgshT)

429 This is why I never get invited anywhere. People hate the truth.

I'd bet most people in here have the same problem, if you want to call it that.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 07:18 PM (K22Va)

430
You just described Jerry Nadler. Life long parasite and all around looter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 07:16 PM (Z+

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If Jewish neighborhoods rioted, Jerry would be prying open the walk-in at the deli.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:18 PM (3hjbs)

431 I nearly got my head ripped off for pointing out that my alma mater was started by men of the cloth.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:07 PM (/+bwe)


O_O

Apropos of nothing, I'm going to tell my sister to start referring to my nephew as a man of the cloth, on account of she's got him in cloth diapers. So, thanks.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:19 PM (t+qrx)

432 I just listened to Nebal's Decolonized Arabesque and it reminds me of a
music professor who said it takes a lot of training to sing consistently
off-key.


It's 'An Ode To Milking A Moose.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:19 PM (oVJmc)

433 It is going to be a long, hard, nasty slog. I can't understand why anyone ever thought it wouldn't be.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 07:08 PM (PxX5

Yes, I agree - the ownership of the press, or the allowance for them to be owned by the left, makes this very complicated. But every day, with every over the top OrangeManBad harangue, slowly but surely the press loses its grip. And its eating them up and this make for more over the top attempts to stop the tide - until it finally washes them all out to sea.

Well, one can hope, anyway.

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:19 PM (32YRo)

434 Well at least we have Home Depot on our side, I guess....

Fox News: "Home Depot co-founder: Bernie Sanders is the enemy of every entrepreneur"

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 07:20 PM (FiUMj)

435
When the Big One hits SF, the bulk of rescue, logistics, power, etc. will be by the hated US military.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:20 PM (Wx/+I)

436 Tse-tse fly or Jerry Nadler

Which is worse for your health?

I'd take the tse-tse landing on me any day.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 07:21 PM (K22Va)

437 We have precious few allies in the media, we are up against a lawless
government run by leftists and statists and they are fighting for their
lives. It was never going to be fast or easy to drain the swamp of these
people. It is going to be a long, hard, nasty slog. I can't understand
why anyone ever thought it wouldn't be.




QFT

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:21 PM (LL1Be)

438 There's a hedgehog in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 24, 2019 07:21 PM (EgshT)

439 418 Hmm, that's interesting. Pixy's hamsters just ate my previous comment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:13 PM (HaL55)

Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:21 PM (xcd1u)

440 After all these long comment chains, the hamsters are hungry.

I got the FF browser thingy that said it couldn't find that page. I clicked on the link again and the main page came right back up with no problem.

Pixy! Do something with those hamsters of yours, please! Train or feed them better, whatever it takes...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:21 PM (HaL55)

441 When the Big One hits SF, the bulk of rescue, logistics, power, etc. will be by the hated US military.


To quote 'Stripes':
"Or....maybe it won't."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:22 PM (oVJmc)

442
Mosquitoes sucking my blood isn't as bad as listening to the whine in my ear.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:22 PM (Wx/+I)

443 423 Tse-tse fly or Jerry Nadler

Which is worse for your health?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 07:17 PM (30k51)

The tse-tse fly sounds rough, man

https://youtu.be/yqKadJiNZ4s

Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2019 07:22 PM (Izzlo)

444 Apropos of nothing, I'm going to tell my sister to start referring to my nephew as a man of the cloth, on account of she's got him in cloth diapers. So, thanks.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:19 PM

Will you also refer to him as "the right Reverend Mister Baby" once in a while?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:23 PM (/+bwe)

445 What does Jerry Nadler smell like?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:23 PM (JgA4k)

446 Well at least we have Home Depot on our side, I guess....

Good. I need to purchase a pressure washer and a generator.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:24 PM (LL1Be)

447 53 So...what small, harmless animal does Trey Gowdy most resemble?

I'm going with Chihuahua.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK

3-toed Sloth.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 24, 2019 07:24 PM (Uy5ux)

448 Just don't start singing the Eurythmics song 'Missionary Man.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 07:24 PM (30k51)

449 I had a mosquito go into the tear duct of my eye.


Took all night for the little bastard to make it out my nose.

Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:24 PM (xcd1u)

450 Will you also refer to him as "the right Reverend Mister Baby" once in a while?

Posted by: NaughtyPine

Bishop Poo Too

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:24 PM (32YRo)

451 It's 'An Ode To Milking A Moose.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:19 PM

If ever I get married, that one will be for the father-bride dance.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:25 PM (/+bwe)

452 I got the link right that time.

Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:25 PM (xcd1u)

453 Trey Gowdy and Condi Rice are the two most overrated and underperforming people to ever be in Gov't

Condi is worse in my estimation but they both proved useless. I did the Benghazi report.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 07:25 PM (asmhK)

454 I swear if Michigan wins the College World Series, I'll ask out the hottest unmarried girl I know to start training with me because inspiration.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:25 PM (WCfRV)

455 >>What does Jerry Nadler smell like?

Mothballs and stale cigars.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at June 24, 2019 07:25 PM (M1mqc)

456 Will you also refer to him as "the right Reverend Mister Baby" once in a while?


"Named him after a man of the cloth, called him Amos Moses."

Yes, I have an earworm.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:25 PM (HaL55)

457 384
So Trey Gowdy joins Andy McCarthy as expressing surprise that the piano player was just cover for immoral activity upstairs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:01 PM (Wx/+I)

Huh. Ya learn something new every day.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 24, 2019 07:26 PM (Uy5ux)

458 But mostly mothballs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 07:26 PM (30k51)

459 Well at least we have Home Depot on our side, I guess....
Fox News: "Home Depot co-founder: Bernie Sanders is the enemy of every entrepreneur"
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 07:20 PM (FiUMj)
~~~~~

Not FedEx though. Their CEO was on FOX bemoaning America's new "protectionism."

Posted by: IrishEi at June 24, 2019 07:27 PM (NtglE)

460 447 53 So...what small, harmless animal does Trey Gowdy most resemble?

I'm going with Chihuahua.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK

3-toed Sloth.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 24, 2019 07:24 PM (Uy5ux)

Crested canary

Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2019 07:27 PM (Izzlo)

461 >>>Good. I need to purchase a pressure washer and a generator.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:24 PM (LL1Be)
--------------------------------

I bought a 2000 surge 1400 all the time watts from them online (not carried in stores) for 186.

Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:27 PM (xcd1u)

462 Don't forget people, someone out there wants to make a graphic novel out of the Mueller Report.

No word if Frau Blucher will make an appearance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 07:27 PM (30k51)

463 Bot fly gives me the creaps

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 07:28 PM (BbGew)

464 455 >>What does Jerry Nadler smell like?

Mothballs and stale cigars.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at June 24, 2019 07:25 PM (M1mqc)


That's the best part

Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:28 PM (xcd1u)

465 So Trey Gowdy joins Andy McCarthy as expressing surprise that the piano player was just cover for immoral activity upstairs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"I knew a man once, she says, as a tinny piano plays in the background..."

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:29 PM (32YRo)

466 Bot fly or Doll Eyes Alex?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 07:29 PM (30k51)

467 If the right played like the left, the judge that let that illegal alien rapist go would have just been arrested on accessory to rape charges.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:29 PM (WdocV)

468 Mosquitoes sucking my blood isn't as bad as listening to the whine in my ear.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:22 PM

I had one chasing me around INSIDE THE HOUSE yesterday. It must have come in after me. I thought it was in my hair, rushed into the bathroom, shut the door... and it wasn't. Went out and it was bouncing off the walls in the hallway like an angry bee.

We have an air force base near here. If the shoe box hadn't done it, I would have asked them to send a drone.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:29 PM (/+bwe)

469 423 Tse-tse fly or Jerry Nadler



Which is worse for your health?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 07:17 PM (30k51)

Nadler is a tick.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:29 PM (t6MX/)

470 The most oppositional I saw Trey get was when he said Trump's refusal of a Mueller interview made him appear guilty.

Lawyer's lawyer, that one... very legally sound thing to say, and so evenhanded.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:29 PM (3hjbs)

471 422 We had a local politician who spent his whole life in the political game. People were like, oh how selfless and giving". I was like how useless, selfish, self absorbed and shallow". He never had a real job or knew anything outside of the corrupt game he was in.
This is why I never get invited anywhere. People hate the truth.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2019 07:11 PM (VkWRL)

You just described Jerry Nadler. Life long parasite and all around looter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 07:16 PM (Z+IKu)

And Schumer and Pelosi and Biden and countless others.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:29 PM (cF8AT)

472 Bot fly gives me the creaps
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 07:28 PM (BbGew)


Me larvae long time.

Posted by: Bot fly at June 24, 2019 07:30 PM (t+qrx)

473 I just want to note that I am living in the blessed times of Dennis Eckersley as a baseball announcer.

"Center cut. Center cut fastball right down Broadway. Pair of shoes!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 07:16 PM (fuK7c)
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I love listening to him. He puts the color in color commentary.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:30 PM (aXucN)

474 Pixy! Do something with those hamsters of yours, please! Train or feed them better, whatever it takes...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:21 PM (HaL55)


The hamsters are organizing for their reparation demands!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:30 PM (AZxMX)

475 What does Jerry Nadler smell like?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:23 PM (JgA4k)

Ass, desperation perspiration and Brut aftershave.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 07:31 PM (Z+IKu)

476 Imagine for a moment if in 1992 the government had passed a range of tariffs aimed at China and restrictions on the export of software technology aimed at India along with a real enforcement effort on the southern border.

Would average American income be twice what it is now? Three times?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:31 PM (WdocV)

477 473 I just want to note that I am living in the blessed times of Dennis Eckersley as a baseball announcer.

"Center cut. Center cut fastball right down Broadway. Pair of shoes!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 07:16 PM (fuK7c)
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I love listening to him. He puts the color in color commentary.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:30 PM (aXucN)

Now there was a guy who could rock a mustache

Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2019 07:31 PM (Izzlo)

478 bluebell, sending mail here shortly

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 07:31 PM (asmhK)

479 Named him after a man of the cloth, called him Amos Moses."

Yes, I have an earworm.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:25 PM

I vaguely remember that. Something about alligators and a throaty laughing singer half-speaking....

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:31 PM (/+bwe)

480 If the right played like the left, the judge that let that illegal alien rapist go would have just been arrested on accessory to rape charges.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:29 PM (WdocV


that's why I know the GOP Establishment is completely corrupt AND in on the game!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:32 PM (AZxMX)

481 I love listening to him. He puts the color in color commentary.


Posted by: bluebell

Did he ever cut that hippy dippy hair?

Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:32 PM (32YRo)

482 Imagine if Clinton hadn't sold to China our missile technology. Thanks Loreal. Are they still in business?

Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:33 PM (xcd1u)

483 So when was the last time any federal level official not named Trump (or on the SC) actually advanced a conservative domestic policy goal in a real manner that didn't involve tax cuts.


The mid-90s welfare reform initiative with Newt and Santorum (among others)?


Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:33 PM (WdocV)

484 >>Don't forget people, someone out there wants to make a graphic novel out of the Mueller Report.

A bunch of actors are reading it tonight. These people are demented.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 07:33 PM (PxX58)

485 Would average American income be twice what it is now? Three times?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:31 PM (WdocV)


Your account has been banned due to obviously racist nationalistic content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:34 PM (AZxMX)

486 Now there was a guy (Eckerlsey) who could rock a mustache

Still does. Same haircut too. 1974 forever, baby!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 07:34 PM (fuK7c)

487 The hamsters are organizing for their reparation demands!

What's weird about that was that I didn't even cutampersandpaste anything. I already know those damnable hamsters don't like that.

It was a well thought out, erudite comment, now it's lost.


Like tears in rain...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:34 PM (HaL55)

488 482 Imagine if Clinton hadn't sold to China our missile technology. Thanks Loreal. Are they still in business?
Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:33 PM (xcd1u)

Still around and cranking out the cosmetics as far as I know.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

489 A bunch of actors are reading it tonight. These people are demented.

We are living in Planet of the Apes.


Except the chimps, orangs and gorillas are far less evolved.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (LL1Be)

490 487 The hamsters are organizing for their reparation demands!

What's weird about that was that I didn't even cutampersandpaste anything. I already know those damnable hamsters don't like that.

It was a well thought out, erudite comment, now it's lost.


Like tears in rain...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:34 PM (HaL55)

At least you didn't get your fingers broken by an angry replicant.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

491 >>I love listening to him. He puts the color in color commentary.

He was a regular at Mary Ann's in Boston many moons ago. Back when pro athletes would hang with the plebes.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 07:36 PM (PxX58)

492 485 Would average American income be twice what it is now? Three times?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:31 PM (WdocV)


Does that mean we could now afford that $55,000 F-150?

Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:36 PM (xcd1u)

493 Are they still in business?

Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:33 PM (xcd1u)


They don't have to be, they served their* purpose!

*aka 'the Establishmnent's purpose'

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:36 PM (AZxMX)

494 Bot fly are in Africa, lay eggs on you which hatch and they crawl inside you under your skin

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 07:36 PM (BbGew)

495 I vaguely remember that. Something about alligators and a throaty laughing singer half-speaking....

Swamp rock from the great Jerry Reed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (HaL55)

496 Nadler is a tick.

A ballsack tick.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (EgshT)

497 Loral is still around.

After they gave China a bunch of sensitive military technology in 1996 a slow moving investigation began that ended in 2002 with Loral fined a whooping $20M. Note their market cap is over $1B.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (WdocV)

498 Does that mean we could now afford that $55,000 F-150?
Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:36 PM (xcd1u)

I could maybe afford a windshield wiper and a seat cover.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

499
Loral is the electronics firm. L'Oreal is the cosmetics company.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (Wx/+I)

500 Still around and cranking out the cosmetics as far as I know.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (NWiLs)


Funny.
What was it. Loral?

Posted by: Fat Hamster at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (xcd1u)

501 I could maybe afford a windshield wiper and a seat cover.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (NWiLs)


Passenger's side floormat for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (AZxMX)

502 499
Loral is the electronics firm. L'Oreal is the cosmetics company.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (Wx/+I)

Their satellites have the most luxurious eyelashes.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (NWiLs)

503 Did he ever cut that hippy dippy hair?
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:32 PM (32YRo)
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Nope! I guess he's of the"if you've got it, flaunt it" school.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (aXucN)

504 Maybe she's born with it.

Maybe it's Maybelline.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:39 PM (LL1Be)

505 The average American salary in 2017 was...$48K.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:39 PM (WdocV)

506
After they gave China a bunch of sensitive military technology in 1996 a slow moving investigation began that ended in 2002 with Loral fined a whooping $20M.

Pffft! The MBAs just fired a bunch of R&D guys, then awarded themselves big bonuses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:39 PM (Wx/+I)

507 You didn't axe for it, but here it be...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ-sWEl_ZJY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:39 PM (HaL55)

508 My understanding is the loaded truck/SUV packages that Ford and the like sell are mostly for government contracts. Most citizens can't afford them and the people that can don't need a loaded truck/SUV.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (WdocV)

509 And the way I see it with Gowdy is pretty simple. Even though the Mueller thing was an obvious coup attempt, he was backing up a fellow prosecutor-goon because he thought the Deep State would win that fight.

Well, they lost and will be exposed, so now he doesn't.

If Mueller had recommended charges or "found collusion," Trey would still be backing up this investigation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (3hjbs)

510 Chicago PD just released 70 hours of Jussie video footage.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (aXucN)

511 Speaking of collusion and China, Dianne Feinstein has still not been arrested for colluding with the government of China.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (WdocV)

512 People talk about Watergate but the real reason Nixon was forced out is when Republicans turned on him. Do you see that happening ever on the left? Which lefties are going to turn on Obama, Brennan, Comey et al? None, that's who.

The GOP has been an ideologically incoherent pseudo party as long as I can remember. As much as I'd like to blame it on Rove and his ilk, it began way before that. One thing's for fucking A dead certain: Top Men hate conservatives.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (y7DUB)

513 499 Loral is the electronics firm. L'Oreal is the cosmetics company.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (Wx/+I)

Oh thank you!

I was trying to figure out what L'Oreal had to do selling missile technology to China.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (cF8AT)

514
Chicago PD just released 70 hours of Jussie video footage.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (aXucN)


More TV time than he's gotten in the last 10 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (Wx/+I)

515 510 Chicago PD just released 70 hours of Jussie video footage.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (aXucN)

70 hours? Jesus, how long does it take to get a sandwich in Chicago anyway?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (NWiLs)

516 Chicago PD just released 70 hours of Jussie video footage.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (aXucN)


Did they give a list of demands first?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (t+qrx)

517 At least you didn't get your fingers broken by an angry replicant.

No, but I have a little bite mark on my finger from one of those hamsters. It's very naastii.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (HaL55)

518 ConorDog is playing beggar dog and trying to convince me that I haven't feed him for at least a few days* and I need to fix that. BBL

*He lies BTW.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (AZxMX)

519
See this is the beauty of the Republican party as it existed up until 2016. The only people elected Republicans had to fight were conservatives. And the checks from their friends on the left always cashed.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (WdocV)

520 Not sure what people expect Congressman Gowdy to have done. Invent a costumed alter-ego and subdue the Deep State with righteous Buzzcut Justice? His only public role has been to publicize what he given.

"Where he'll presumably pick up a couple of "unaccompanied minors" and some cocaine to bring across the border"

"Accused Rapist Finds Safety, New Hope As qFoster-Father"

Posted by: GalosGann at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (z6Rh+)

521 Speaking of collusion and China, Dianne Feinstein has still not been arrested for colluding with the government of China.


*gulp*


Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (LL1Be)

522
Nood

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (Wx/+I)

523 @mel_faith1 26 minutes ago

Watch! When the police entered Jussie Smolletts apartment - responding to the #SmollettHoax

The freakin rope still around his neck! What a horrible actor! Lol

https://tinyurl.com/y587jmo4

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (cF8AT)

524 510
Chicago PD just released 70 hours of Jussie video footage.

I think with everything else going on in the city and against cops, they've about had enough of that dude.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (K22Va)

525 513 499 Loral is the electronics firm. L'Oreal is the cosmetics company.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (Wx/+I)

Oh thank you!

I was trying to figure out what L'Oreal had to do selling missile technology to China.
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (cF8AT)

Cutting edge concealer tech.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (NWiLs)

526 The freakin rope still around his neck! What a horrible actor! Lol

https://tinyurl.com/y587jmo4
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (cF8AT)


This might not be the best one, but we are definitely living in the most hilarious of all timelines.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (t+qrx)

527 The freakin rope still around his neck!

It matched his purse.

Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (LL1Be)

528 You didn't axe for it, but here it be...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ-sWEl_ZJY
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:39 PM

Thank you! I forgot Jerry Reed did that. I liked his "Eastbound and Down" a lot.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (/+bwe)

529
The GOP has been an ideologically incoherent pseudo party as long as I can remember.
***

How does one create a successful political party around the notion that politicians should do less?

This is why the left always won. Because they promised to do ...something...and this led to a cottage industry of "moderate" conservatives splitting the baby and giving the left half of what they asked for.

Of course Trump has sort of shown the way out here. Instead of doing nothing the right will do things that favor members of the right - small business, military/ex-military, taxpayers in general etc
Is it ideologically pure? No. Do I care? No.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (WdocV)

530 off Mitchsock

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (LL1Be)

531 I just want to note that I am living in the blessed times of Dennis Eckersley as a baseball announcer.

"Center cut. Center cut fastball right down Broadway. Pair of shoes!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 07:16 PM (fuK7c)
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I love listening to him. He puts the color in color commentary.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:30 PM (aXucN)

Now there was a guy who could rock a mustache
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2019 07:31 PM (Izzlo)


The Eck was Exhibit A on what a raging tire fire the Cleveland Indians were in the 70s. They had Eckersley and Rick Manning as rookies. Unfortunately Dennis got deep in the bottle and his wife turned to Manning for comfort. Obviously one of them had to go so what do rocket surgeons Gabe Paul and Phil Seghi do: trade a HOFer and keep Mr. 4-3. The rest is history.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (y7DUB)

532 Cutting edge concealer tech.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (NWiLs)
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I need some of that.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (aXucN)

533 I don't know whats more frustrating, the fact the he supported Mueller and couldn't smell the steaming pile of horseshit right under his face, or that he teases all kinds of shit and never delivers.
"Supporting Mueller" is like pissing into a wall socket and acting like you learned something.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (aR6C/)

534 Oh, also on the topic of China...

Right after 9/11 someone from the SOCOM/DIA came forward and said they knew that Mohammed Atta was in the US and preparing an attack in 2000.


They had instituted a new system to track connections called Able Danger and it found one there....it also found a large number of American politicians were associated with China and Chinese interests. The program was then shutdown and the whistleblowers fired...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (WdocV)

535 Of course Trump has sort of shown the way out here. Instead of doing nothing the right will do things that favor members of the right - small business, military/ex-military, taxpayers in general etc
Is it ideologically pure? No. Do I care? No.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (WdocV)


I think Trump wants to be known as a historically great President. As a businessman he knows our debt is a huge trap door waiting to be sprung. I'm very confident that he plans on setting the country's accounts in order for his second term. I have no idea how he means to do that but it's impossible for me to think that's not a priority of his.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (y7DUB)

536 Time for victims to take the law into their own hands.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 24, 2019 10:14 PM (xZjSg)

537 And the Democrats are still fighting to keep this man in the US, where he'll be captured-and-released to rape and rape again.

Until a Patriot cuts off his dick and rams it up his patoot.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 24, 2019 10:17 PM (xZjSg)

Toxic Masculinity: Booty Calls
Empowered Femininity: Foodie Calls

"Foodie calls" is a new term describing a woman going on a date, where she's not interested in the guy, and a "study" says that one quarter to one third of women admit to doing it.

The results are in: she only wanted to try that hot new restaurant.

A new study published Friday in the Society for Personality and Social Psychology journal found that a quarter to a third of heterosexual women have gone on a date with a guy they weren't interested in -- just for a free meal.

"Foodie calls," can happen when money's tight, the grocery store is out of a favorite frozen meal, or a must-try entree is just too extravagant to justify -- when the tab comes out of your own bank account.

Two studies, the first conducted with 820 women, and the second with 327, asked participants if they ever engaged in a plate for play: 23% of the women copped to it in the first study, 33% in the second.

The researchers -- Brian Collisson, Jennifer Howell, and Trista Harig of Azusa Pacific University and UC Merced -- also noted that the woman who felt dating for food was socially acceptable were more likely to exhibit the "dark tria"” of personality traits. That's "psychopathy, Machiavellianism, and narcissism" for those without a PhD in psych.

So, if I were setting up a dating service, I would set it up so that people would list activities they were interested in doing, and the other person would say which of those they'd like to do. Dinner would never be an option, because dinner forces you to talk only about yourself or ask dumb questions. but an activity gives you a safe and maybe interesting external topic to talk about.

It's the hardest sort of date so why do it as the first one?

There'd be a list of tickets for activities would mostly be stuff like museums, hiking (with a group), maybe a first rock-climbing class, a wine-tasting, ice-skating for an hour and a half, a walking tour of the city, etc. Stuff where you can talk about something interesting going on around you that isn't just "How many brothers do you have?" and "What do you do at your job?"

I think people used to do more of that sort of gayballz activity in olden times, when "courting," and it worked better.

And I'd additionally monetize it buy getting discount tickets to that sort of event and selling them through the site for a 10% profit or whatnot. Like a Love Groupon.

Also, both parties would have to buy their own ticket. Site rule. To make sure that everything is very casual. I think people do better on dates when they don't have the heightened drama of the date needing to pay off for the guy (if he's shelling out money) or the woman feeling she has to pretend to be interested to justify the free meal.

And then I'd be just swimming in cash. Low-stakes dating with 60% fewer awkward silences -- that's the Ace of Spades Matchmaker Service guarantee!

These are my thoughts on this very important subject which I know you were just dying to hear my ideas about.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:18 PM




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1
You've got red on you

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 04:19 PM (veoSD)

2 No fat chicks

Posted by: NCKate at June 24, 2019 04:19 PM (lknvV)

3 Clickable!

Posted by: m at June 24, 2019 04:19 PM (C7rlo)

4 >>>These are my thoughts on this very important subject which I know you were just dying to hear my ideas about.

Always. You don't . . . doubt that, do you?

Posted by: m at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (C7rlo)

5 This topic has me seeing red.

D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

6 What's black, white and red all over?

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (LL1Be)

7 It was quite the shock coming home from Florida with insom. he's masculine. he's got plenty of testosterone. he carries. he opens doors.

and i come home to the man buns and skinny jeans and the soy lattes'

kill me now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)

8 Note to self: always avoid everyone.

Posted by: Chris M at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (eAZVt)

9 How about a rummage sale?

Or a weenie roast?

Posted by: a 1950's educational short at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (l8gTz)

10 6 What's black, white and red all over?
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (LL1Be)

Ace's formatting of this post.

Posted by: m at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (C7rlo)

11 I'm so angry I'm seeing red!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (axyOa)

12 Ooh, dating service?

Red letter day!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK8)

13 Top 13

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (tH5fk)

14 Holy shit, son! You look like a modern art masterpiece!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (xfb67)

15 See the red? Ace is a Russian bot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (9cans)

16 Nailed.

It.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (tH5fk)

17 The results are in: she only wanted to try that hot new restaurant.

I actually just heard about this IRL. A friend told me he was talking to a 26 year old woman who admitted she only goes on dates to get free meals. And get this - her father is extremely well off and can fund his spawn's gustatorial adventures, but no, she has to mooch off some tinder shlub.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (kD8Fh)

18 A first date to a hot new restaurant sounds like a bad plan.

Posted by: SH at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (sX1BW)

19 I keep saying, Ace should set up a dating service at the HQ. I'm serious!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

20 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

I once went on a date with a woman I met on Bumble. After ordering drinks she informed me that she's still married.

I paid for the drinks so as not to be rude but there was no second date.

Posted by: Iasonas at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (/HkSx)

21 7 kill me now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)

Not really.

Posted by: m at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (C7rlo)

22 Also I always hated being treated as an Automatic Teller Machine. Sex machine, I was fine with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (bcbK8)

23 could been first but I read the link...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (8D42x)

24 Um......


Ace?



Might want to read your blog

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (cqNba)

25 "Foodie calls" is a new term describing a woman going on a date, where she's not interested in the guy,


A prostitute by any other name

Posted by: Billy Cole at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (xcd1u)

26 So, if I were setting up a dating service, I would set it up so that people would list activities they were interested in doing, and the other person would say which of those they'd like to do. Dinner would never be an option, because dinner forces you to talk only about yourself or ask dumb questions. but an activity gives you a safe and maybe interesting external topic to talk about.


There was a TV Show called "Blind Date" with this premise.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (ujg0T)

27 There is a dating service called ' It's Just Lunch ' . I always assumed it was Dutch treat though.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (qQ7kL)

28 Don't date Borderline Personality Disorder Chicks.. There fixed it for ya!

(don't stick your Richard in Cray Cray, in other words!)

Posted by: catman at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (4HMlb)

29 Errrr, I'm seeing red all over.. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (9B/d8)

30 I see red.

I see red.

I see red.

Ooo ooo ooo.

I see red.

Red!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (PhPlm)

31 My first date with Dolley was Inception.

We met online. She moved into her new apartment that evening. She dropped me heavy hints that I should come and help her move in, but I refused because I'd never met her before.

I ended up waiting at the Barnes and Noble for 4 hours until she finally showed up with wet hair from a shower.

Worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (9cans)

32 Site rule. To make sure that everything is very casual. I think people do better on dates when they don't have the heightened drama of the date needing to pay off for the guy (if he's shelling out money) or the woman feeling she has to pretend to be interested to justify the free meal.

----------

Isn't this why Tinder exists?

Posted by: SH at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (sX1BW)

33 20 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

I once went on a date with a woman I met on Bumble. After ordering drinks she informed me that she's still married.

I paid for the drinks so as not to be rude but there was no second date.
Posted by: Iasonas at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (/HkSx)

How was the sex? I mean, you're already paying....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (bcbK8)

34 Cheese cake!

For me, not the date. The entire cake. For me. Hold my beer.

Posted by: Michael Moron at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (bgPu3)

35 Been there. That's just the modern dating world for you. A majority of women now just see you as a wallet with legs. Most of the good ones get married early and stay that way. The odds are stacked against you. Not quite lottery ticket bad, but bad.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (jGHZf)

36
This topic has me seeing red.

D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)








"Excuse me, waiter? Separate checks and a to-go box please?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (veoSD)

37 no but seriously "What To Do On a Date" is one of my favorite MST3K shorts

reasonably sure this is it:

https://tinyurl.com/ahbnp7e

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (l8gTz)

38 what the heck?

I don't even feel comfortable eating a lot on a date! even now!

I'll get like a side salad and an ice tea

who ARE these women?!? they're pigs! you're not supposed to EAT wtf

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (Rarvo)

39 No, that's a pretty good idea, Ace. If there's an activity there is less chance for that awkward silence.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (ocutB)

40 5 This topic has me seeing red.

D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)
----------

Would the proper response to that be "Waiter, two checks please"

Posted by: WisRich at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

41 During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)


Isn't there a way to ferret out this info pre-date??

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (kD8Fh)

42
kill me now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)

wouldn't the better option be to relocate you?

or him?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (8D42x)

43 It's like Tinder, but for people who want to fight

Posted by: brak at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (NGYUz)

44 So once again quantitative scientific evidence supports my hypothesis that dating is awful.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (xfb67)

45 I would set it up so that people would list activities they were interested in doing

Woman: DinnerMan: Sex
Let's watch them find common ground.

Posted by: pep at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (T6t7i)

46 >>>Might want to read your blog


why should I be the only one?

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (PbpT7)

47 Red Alert!!!

Posted by: dantesed at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (88xKn)

48 No Fat Chicks.

Posted by: wth at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

49 "There is a dating service called 'It's Just Lunch' . I always assumed it was Dutch treat though."

They have a lot of commercials, but "It's Just Lunch" is actually some kind of horrible scam. It's more like Amway, than a real dating service.

Posted by: Chris M at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (eAZVt)

50 Makes you wonder what the women did in the Paleo era.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (37IEG)

51 It's empowering to rip some schlub off for $100 for dinner and then kiss him off!

Man, I feel like a woman!

Posted by: Empowered Females! at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (I2/tG)

52 Turtle Dating Service--
First base
Second base
Third base
Burgers

Posted by: Trump trained my Tortoise at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (Jj+59)

53 I always hated dating, though.

Hated it.

The foodiecalls were part of the reason.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (bcbK8)

54 These are my thoughts on this very important subject which I know you were just dying to hear my ideas about.

Posted by Ace of Spades at 04:18 PM Comments

Or you could stay at home and jerk off. But I'm feeling a bit CYNICAL right now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

55 Sheesh. At this rate we're going to need a vetting service just to weed out the golddiggers and whackjobs.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, like anyone reads this? at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (AM1GF)

56 Love Groupon's sound tight!

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (DB16e)

57 Hold on a sec, are you saying SOME women are all about stealing a man's money? That they are just in it for the free shit they can get the guy to pay for?

And by some, I mean a solid 30%.

I would have said closer to 50% - probably another 20% of the women are lying to the survey takers. Just personal experience mind you.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (VPvxh)

58 Women are evil.

Modern women are treacherous and evil.


The reason for our current crop of Betas and soy-boys is that they take one look at the neck-tattooed, face-pierced and entitled state of femininity today and run away screaming.


I encourage young men to go to a tiny third world country find a nice girl, have her inoculated and after your "non-legal marriage" marriage, split your year between her mud hut and your apartment.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (LL1Be)

59 I actually just heard about this IRL. A friend told
me he was talking to a 26 year old woman who admitted she only goes on
dates to get free meals. And get this - her father is extremely well off
and can fund his spawn's gustatorial adventures, but no, she has to
mooch off some tinder shlub.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (kD8Fh)


One of the young women our son took out, he knew on campus. Beautiful "Christian" Indian (dotted) girl. He took her to a somewhat pricey Italian restaurant some friends of ours co-own (no, he didn't get a discount), and she informed him she not only had a boyfriend, but she has an arranged marriage in her future. He's an Indian doctor in NYC and is paying her tuition.

Son had no clue. He'd even attended her church with her a couple of times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

60 >>>27 There is a dating service called ' It's Just Lunch ' . I always assumed it was Dutch treat though.


yeah that's got the low-stakes vibe but it's still sitting apart from each other making excruciating small-talk in between stuffing your face.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (PbpT7)

61 who ARE these women?!? they're pigs! you're not supposed to EAT wtf

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2019 04:24 PM (Rarvo)


haha so true!

thank God I don't have to filter the menu choices anymore to eliminate the "messy" food, which is just about every daggone thing.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (kD8Fh)

62 And now I have Holding Back the Years going on in my head.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (axyOa)

63 5 This topic has me seeing red.

D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------
At which point I would have said, "very nice, you're portion to include drinks and a tip equate to ____, and you can use your uber/lync app to find a way home."

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (9B/d8)

64 "why should I be the only one?"

We read it.


It's the only way to get to the comments.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (cqNba)

65 How many men take a woman out for dinner thinking she will have sex with him?

One dinner the cost for sex? Cheap

Posted by: plume at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (9bzf/)

66
How about reparations for men for having to wine and dine a bevy of dames from my teens until my 40s... and getting nothing in return for my money.

Yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

67 I read the freakin blog, man.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (tH5fk)

68 Ummm, I was going to say something perceptive here but I got nothing.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (N5qmv)

69 It's empowering to rip some schlub off for $100 for dinner and then kiss him off!

Amen, Sister!

Posted by: Sexbots, Incorporated at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (I2/tG)

70 TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW!

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (MEmuH)

71 So according to the excerpt, somewhere between a quarter and a third of women are psychopaths or borderline? Seem high, even to me - and I am a total cynic in this regard.

But also, how does this square with modern feminist dating? I'm always told that the man shouldn't necessarily be expected to pay for the date, because women are equal and paying for them is demeaning. This would backfire badly if "free meal" was the game.

* Check comes.
* She doesn't reach for her wallet.
* Read the bill
* "Your part is $xx.xx"
* "RHEEEEEEEEEE!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)

72 Ace, think that's a great idea. Casual first date, e.g., low pressure activity or coffee, then the guy can decide if he wants to shell out bucks for the woman.

Caveat: To paraphrase Tim Pool, for liberal ladies, NO FREE MEAL FOR YOU!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (9hauA)

73 If you want a good time take a fat girl out and don't feed her.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (2LelM)

74 And the other 2/3rd's are lying.

Activity dates are definitely better, but they're still bad. Ace's idea is solid, though - one of the hard things about the activity date is that one side usually has to suggest the activity. "Wanna go bowling?" "Ew, who bowls?"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)

75 Might want to read your blog

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (cqNba)

why start now?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (8D42x)

76 In my observation many women don't know what they want.

Posted by: Max Power at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (q177U)

77
"Foodie calls" is a new term describing a woman going on a date, where she's not interested in the guy,



It's been around for a long time,itwas called dating for dinner back in the day.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (TAmPV)

78 D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women
he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the
entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

=========================
Date #1: "What are you doing?""I'm texting my mom. She's waiting in the parking lot."

Posted by: mrp at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (Pqytn)

79 Nurse,

You're in the wrong part of WA state. Neighbor works at a mill, has a Gasden flag on the flagpole. Too old, married and not hot but none of his sons are soibois either.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (Lqy/e)

80 27
There is a dating service called ' It's Just Lunch ' . I always assumed it was Dutch treat though.


Another is Coffee Meets Bagel. My daughters assure me it's about casually seeing if you can stomach each other.

Posted by: pep at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (T6t7i)

81 5 This topic has me seeing red.

D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

Okay, that's just wrong. At least string the guy along by saying that you're open-minded or something.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)

82 You ladies should just get the big red asses like baboons or chimps.

That would simplify everything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)

83 eight minutes and 68 posts in

Posted by: FrodoB at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (9753m)

84 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (9gDA7)

85 I'm just the opposite. I want a first date to be about the conversation.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (qQ7kL)

86 No, this is not what I had in mind.

--Jimmy Soul

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (FTlwv)

87 Geez, millennial's suck.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (9gDA7)

88 53 I always hated dating, though.

Hated it.

The foodiecalls were part of the reason.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (bcbK

============

I'm super awkward with people I don't know, so getting things started was always just the worst. Internet dating was a Godsend for me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (9cans)

89 There'd be a list of tickets for activities would mostly be stuff like museums, hiking (with a group), maybe a first rock-climbing class, a wine-tasting, ice-skating for an hour and a half, a walking tour of the city, etc.

One of my most succesful first dates was a trip to the zoo. Daytime, low key, no pressure, just walk around and chat a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (pg90N)

90 AoSHQ Dating Service
Three day fast
One week fast
28 day fast
GAINZZZ

Posted by: Trump trained my Tortoise at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (Jj+59)

91 Are we talking old red or the new red? There is a difference.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (BbGew)

92 I'm so stupid I never expected a guy to pay for my meal on a first date.


Like Plan 9 from Outer Space stupid.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (kD8Fh)

93 5 This topic has me seeing red.

D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)


"I know, Lulubelle. He called me and told me to take you out. How's that clam chowder tasting, by the way..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)

94 18 A first date to a hot new restaurant sounds like a bad plan.
Posted by: SH at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (sX1BW)

Yes. First drinks should be coffee or drinks or a trip to the zoo.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (RD7QR)

95 It's the hardest sort of date so why do it as the first one?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (EYsyU)

96 How about fasting together instead of going out to dinner?

That's a three-fer.

1. Save money
2. Rule out women who have no food discipline
3. Talk about workouts and saunas and biohacking which might be a turn on.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (ReWHf)

97
One of the young women our son took out, he knew
on campus. Beautiful "Christian" Indian (dotted) girl. He took her to a
somewhat pricey Italian restaurant some friends of ours co-own (no, he
didn't get a discount), and she informed him she not only had a
boyfriend, but she has an arranged marriage in her future. He's an
Indian doctor in NYC and is paying her tuition.

Son had no clue. He'd even attended her church with her a couple of times.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

Oh! Right, just wanted to be friends! Right!
Now where have I heard that before?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (37IEG)

98 It was quite the shock coming home from Florida with insom. he's masculine. he's got plenty of testosterone.

"Had".

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (LL1Be)

99 A few dating sites (Match, for example) do something like that. They set up events.

I prefer dinner or coffee for a first date because it isn't too expensive. A lot of the "fun activities" are pricey.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (wCmLp)

100 the difference from 23% to 33% would seem to imply massive data collection errors.

Posted by: Max Power at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (q177U)

101 Stupid Human Kallisto!


Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (kD8Fh)

102 Isn't this why Tinder exists?
Posted by: SH at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (sX1BW)
+++++++++++
Forget Tinder. It's in the past. It's all about Bumble now if you want the best kind of woman. Bumble is described as "Feminist Tinder," so I am sure it is much better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (I2dne)

103 It's empowering to rip some schlub off for $100 for dinner and then kiss him off!

This is referred to as "getting off cheaply".

Things can get much, much more expensive than that.

Posted by: Men at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (I2/tG)

104 >>>85 I'm just the opposite. I want a first date to be about the conversation.

well you'd have conversation during the activity. It wouldn't be like watching a movie, which is done 90% in silence.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

105 I'm so, so, so glad that I've been hitched to the same woman for 30 plus years. Despite all the usual travails of married life. The is really no comparison to the other various miserable alternatives.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (k3g2v)

106 62 And now I have Holding Back the Years going on in my head.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (axyOa)



Story of my life, that one. Only good song they had too.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (ujg0T)

107 Ugh not feed woman. Use club instead. Ugh.

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

108 Go become a billionaire.

Posted by: Someguy at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (QHOe8)

109 women are horrid creatures, to be sure.

other than that, I got nothing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (d7Ww2)

110 7 It was quite the shock coming home from Florida with insom. he's masculine. he's got plenty of testosterone. he carries. he opens doors.

and i come home to the man buns and skinny jeans and the soy lattes'

kill me now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2019 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)
----------------


So, the humidity and mosquitoes aren't that bad. Good.

Posted by: Billy Cole at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (xcd1u)

111
Um......

Ace?

Might want to read your blog

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (cqNba)






Why would he start now? Every Moron knows that Teh Ewok hasn't read his own blog in at least a decade.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (veoSD)

112 Low-stakes dating with 60% fewer awkward silences -- that's the Ace of Spades Matchmaker Service guarantee!

***

It's reminding me of those Lower Expectations ads

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (leqDg)

113 25 "Foodie calls" is a new term describing a woman going on a date, where she's not interested in the guy,


A prostitute by any other name
Posted by: Billy Cole at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (xcd1u)


I never gave him as much as a hand job, much less a blow job.

So NO!

Posted by: Foodie girl, on her third "date" of the night at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (sy5kK)

114 "Excuse me, waiter? Separate checks and a to-go box please?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (veoSD)

The to-go box is for her.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (J70i0)

115

"Love Groupon"??

Or did you mean Love Gropeon?

Posted by: irongrampa at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (KATBx)

116 102 Isn't this why Tinder exists?
Posted by: SH at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (sX1BW)
+++++++++++
Forget Tinder. It's in the past. It's all about Bumble now if you want the best kind of woman. Bumble is described as "Feminist Tinder," so I am sure it is much better.

Oooh, Feminist Tinder is TIGHT!

Posted by: Movie Executive Guy at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)

117 Mini golf for a first date outing. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Plus, the opportunities for innuendo are endless -
'Do you prefer a longer or shorter putter?'
'Here, hold the balls, please.'
'Kiss for a hole-in-one?'
Etc.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (q1Pj5)

118 yeah that's got the low-stakes vibe but it's still
sitting apart from each other making excruciating small-talk in between
stuffing your face.

Posted by: ace



That's why so many romances begin at work. You've probably already gotten to know each other a bit, and you have lots of common interests / hatreds. I met my wife at work. She was carrying dewars full of liquid N2. Hot.

Posted by: pep at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (T6t7i)

119 Dudes: I bought you a burger. Give me head.

Chicks: You bought me a burger and were graced with my presence. You're a lucky man.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (9gDA7)

120 AoSHQ Dating Service
Three day fast
One week fast
28 day fast
GAINZZZ


Hey...wanna go out and get nothing some time?

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (tH5fk)

121 Can't blame the ladies. If a guy is stupid enough to spend $200 on dinner at that "hot new restaurant" ....that's a him problem not a her problem.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (FiUMj)

122 also noted that the woman who felt dating for food was socially acceptable were more likely to exhibit the "dark tria" of personality traits. That's "psychopathy, Machiavellianism, and narcissism" for those without a PhD in psych.

LOL.

I love psychological research. It's always such a hoot.

"dating for food" ... too funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (weya0)

123 I was in a meetup group a few years ago where we did activities, not dinner. The girl who started it set it up to meet someone, mission accomplished after three social events, and then disbanded the group.

Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (7HtZB)

124 Jane, that sucks. D'Oh Boy deserves so much better.


As for dates, hubby took me shooting M-16's in the Kuwaiti desert after Gulf War I. He brought the guns, ammo and humvee, while I made a huge picnic of fried chicken, potato salad, biscuits and chocolate chip cookies. And beer. Apparently he decided to marry me shortly after that. We both did pretty okay.

So add an evening at the firing range to your list of activities, Ace.

Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (mFoNl)

125 How many men take a woman out for dinner thinking she will have sex with him?

One dinner the cost for sex? Cheap
Posted by: plume

****

If she orders the lobster, I'm getting a bj.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (axyOa)

126 Date #1: "What are you doing?""I'm texting my mom. She's waiting in the parking lot."

Yessirree Bob, Gol Dern it, That's my kinda gal.

Posted by: Roy Moore R -AL at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (Jj+59)

127 OT: In case it hasn't been mentioned Britain's appeals court reversed that decision to force a disabled woman to abort. Gianna posted it then went off to hang new shelves.

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (U7k5w)

128 Would it be wrong if you knew the woman was using you for dinner to eat, excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, and hightail it out of there?

Posted by: jsg at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (wiexX)

129
thank God I don't have to filter the menu choices anymore to eliminate the "messy" food, which is just about every daggone thing.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (kD8Fh)

old running joke of mine:

the girl knew we were serious when we had ribs for dinner...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (8D42x)

130 121: Exactly.

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (U7k5w)

131 Can't blame the ladies. If a guy is stupid enough to spend $200 on dinner at that "hot new restaurant" ....that's a him problem not a her problem.

-----------

Agreed. And I don't think its his only him problem.

Posted by: SH at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (sX1BW)

132 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)

Expecting consistency from feminists? The universe laughs at you.

There was this article a couple of years ago in some well-known publication where a feminist was all like, I'm so awesome and independent and powerful and I need a man who will appreciate me, but even though I make good money, my date should pay for my meal because wage Gap. She was roundly mocked in the comment section.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (9hauA)

133 This topic has me seeing red.

D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------
At which point I would have said, "very nice, you're portion to include drinks and a tip equate to ____, and you can use your uber/lync app to find a way home."
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (9B/d



Yup.

Two checks.

Have yours bagged to go.

She can taxi home.


The time to inform you of that stuff was when you asked her out.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (PhPlm)

134 My mom might have done this, back on the day. Single and raising me on a secretary's salary in the Bay Area. It was the only time we saw steak as she usually brought home a small piece for me. I've never done any of that as I really didn't date.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (Lqy/e)

135 >>>
That's why so many romances begin at work. You've probably already gotten to know each other a bit, and you have lots of common interests / hatreds. I met my wife at work. She was carrying dewars full of liquid N2. Hot.

right.

also, a lot of getting to know someone is barely even verbal.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)

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Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (tH5fk)

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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (t6MX/)

137 I prefer dinner or coffee for a first date because it isn't too expensive. A lot of the "fun activities" are pricey.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2019 04:27 PM (wCmLp)


I tried to avoid dinner dates for the first encounter because I didn't want to be trapped for the duration of a dinner if I didn't like the guy.

Of course, I was perfectly fine being able to feed myself so I didn't need to depend on some stranger to feed me for a night.

It is so disgusting to have scruples on this dumbassed planet of the narcissistic apes.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (kD8Fh)

138 I went on a date last Thursday to a nice restaurant. The guy seemed angry I ordered Steak and Lobster . Guys just never take me serious. Now I wonder if he will call me. What should I do?

Posted by: Tickled Pinkish at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (qQ7kL)

139 Damn. At this stage even if I lose weight and pull my head back together I'd STILL stay out of the dating pool. Sometimes I think the old ways of village matchmakers and such were best.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, like anyone reads this? at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (AM1GF)

140 So, I guess Ace is against eating dinner!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, its morning in America at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (wc+Nc)

141 * Check comes.
* She doesn't reach for her wallet.
* Read the bill
* "Your part is $xx.xx"
* "RHEEEEEEEEEE!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)


In grad school it was common (in the Bay Area) to be treated to a thorough feminist ear-banging throughout dinner, for which you then had to pay.

I used to joke that only two words would shut up a feminist: "Check, please!" Blessed silence would ensue until you'd paid the tab. Then back to the ear-banging.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (pg90N)

142 How many men take a woman out for dinner thinking she will have sex with him?

----------

Why else would you take a girl out to dinner?

Posted by: SH at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (sX1BW)

143 How many admit to throwing up that $100 dinner in the Ladies Room?

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

144 If I wanted to go to the restaurant too, I don't see what the fuss is.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)

145 >>>but even though I make good money, my date should pay for my meal because wage Gap. She was roundly mocked in the comment section.

If I just paid the tip, wouldn't I be subsidizing her by 15%?

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (PbpT7)

146 133: I agree with this.

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (U7k5w)

147
Jane, that sucks. D'Oh Boy deserves so much better.

As for dates, hubby took me shooting M-16's in the Kuwaiti desert
after Gulf War I. He brought the guns, ammo and humvee, while I made a
huge picnic of fried chicken, potato salad, biscuits and chocolate chip
cookies. And beer. Apparently he decided to marry me shortly after that.
We both did pretty okay.

So add an evening at the firing range to your list of activities, Ace.



Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (mFoNl)



MOST AWESOME DATE EVER!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

148 I am so glad I am married.

And I can cook.

Posted by: SMH at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (RU4sa)

149 Dudes: I bought you a burger. Give me head.



Chicks: You bought me a burger and were graced with my presence. You're a lucky man.


Smart Chicks: I cooked you a burger now give ME head.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (LL1Be)

150 I get emails for "It's Just Lunch" sometimes, offering discounts for their service of $500 or more. If you have the kind of cash to spend that much on a dating service, you don't need a dating service.

Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2019 04:32 PM (7HtZB)

151 138 I went on a date last Thursday to a nice restaurant. The guy seemed angry I ordered Steak and Lobster . Guys just never take me serious. Now I wonder if he will call me. What should I do?
Posted by: Tickled Pinkish at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (qQ7kL)

=============

Text him incessantly for 14 hours. Break for 30 minutes. Text again for 21 hours.

At the end, he will be yours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 04:32 PM (9cans)

152 ooh, we have a Moron Advice Column AND Dating Service?!

*claps like a seal*

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 04:32 PM (dm05u)

153 Prostitutes were more ethical. Price per hour listed up front, do's and don'ts listed, reviews even. Pretty, good in bed. Quality exhange of cash for company.

Fuck dating. Dating was evil and manipulative and when I got good at it...I still felt bad about being good at manipulating sluts.

So I decided to look for a long-term marriage solution.

Kill me. Please.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 04:32 PM (bcbK8)

154 Forget Tinder. It's in the past. It's all about Bumble now if you want the best kind of woman. Bumble is described as "Feminist Tinder," so I am sure it is much better.

Oooh, Feminist Tinder is TIGHT!
Posted by: Movie Executive Guy at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)



Advantages of Bumble:
1. Female must signal interest first, so if she's interested, YOU KNOW she's interested.
2. Leftist women tend to signal themselves early, making left swiping easy.

Drawbacks of it:
1. Chock full of leftist women, relative to other services
2. Very brief description section, length of a Twitter tweet if not shorter, so must be terse.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 24, 2019 04:32 PM (ujg0T)

155 So, if I were setting up a dating service, I would set it up so that people would list activities they were interested in doing, and the other person would say which of those they'd like to do. Dinner would never be an option, because dinner forces you to talk only about yourself or ask dumb questions. but an activity gives you a safe and maybe interesting external topic to talk about.

Sounds like you're just going to set up a rerun of that old dating show from TV where they sent the couples out on these very busy "activity" dates ... I can't remember the name of it - Love Connection or Blind Date or something. I think it was Blind Date. Actually, it was a fun show in the beginning but then it devolved into all the dates being the exact same bullshit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 04:32 PM (weya0)

156 128
Would it be wrong if you knew the woman was using you for dinner to eat,
excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, and hightail it out of there?

Posted by: jsg at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (wiexX)

That would be karma.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 04:32 PM (t6MX/)

157 "also, a lot of getting to know someone is barely even verbal.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)"

The grooming is the important part. You'll know she's interested if she picks a grub out of your hair and eats it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 04:32 PM (oZ6kz)

158 I went on a date last Thursday to a nice restaurant. The guy seemed angry I ordered Steak and Lobster .

No, to REALLY piss off a guy, you order the steak and lobster, and then pick a little at each before informing him you're on a no-steak and no-lobster diet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 04:32 PM (pg90N)

159 There was this article a couple of years ago in some well-known publication where a feminist was all like, I'm so awesome and independent and powerful and I need a man who will appreciate me, but even though I make good money, my date should pay for my meal because wage Gap. She was roundly mocked in the comment section.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (9hauA)
+++++++++++++
Yup. This is where the absurdity of the "pink tax" came from. "I'm empowered and independent and so now men don't always pay on the date because we spent a couple of decades telling them not to. Being taken out is really nice, though, and I enjoy it, and I want it to keep happening. So I need to square the circle and figure out how to make being taken out a sign of feminist-empowerment."

The "pink tax" serves many masters, depending on situation. It is used to give the feminist empowered woman all kinds of special treatment, from dinners out to free medical care to subsidies to whatever else they think up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)

160 Still, thinking you're gonna get laid on a first date just because you lay out cash for dinner that you decided to lay out when you asked her out.

Eh, always seemed kinda boorish to me.
But wtf do I know, I've been married for 36 years.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (37IEG)

161 5 This topic has me seeing red.

D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.[/]

Could be worse. One of the few dates I went on when I was single (girls never liked me much), she tried to recruit me to Amway.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (sGtp+)

162 >>>I tried to avoid dinner dates for the first encounter because I didn't want to be trapped for the duration of a dinner if I didn't like the guy.


yeah that's a big one. That's why I don't think guys should pay on this kind of random date. (It's different if you already know each other in real life and he asks you out.)

If it's all dutch, no one's trapped, and no one feels like a chump making a very dubious investment.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (PbpT7)

163 Women are supposed to know if they're going to fuck a guy within 20 seconds of meeting them. Which makes spending any money on her dumb. Either she wants to fuck you, and will do it, regardless how much you spend. Or she doesn't want to fuck you and all the money in the world won't change her mind.

The whole notion of spending money on dates, always struck me as weird. Even in high school, my attitude was fuck this shit, I'm not spending money to get laid. In college, I'd buy **A** drink, maybe. Anything else was for chumps.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)

164

argh. the barrel gets us all in the end.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (sGtp+)

165

Best first date is to take her to the Whitehouse for a three-way

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (kYXfd)

166
How many men take a woman out for dinner thinking she will have sex with him?



We can't help it it's in our DNA.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (TAmPV)

167

CA Dem Gov. Gavin Newsom: Republicans Will Be 3rd Party In 10-15 Years Because "Masculinity"

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=424193

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (aKsyK)

168 149 Dudes: I bought you a burger. Give me head.



Chicks: You bought me a burger and were graced with my presence. You're a lucky man.

Smart Chicks: I cooked you a burger now give ME head.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (LL1Be)

It's a square deal!

If she's trimmed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (bcbK8)

169 820 women questioned, that's not even enough to remotely have a scientific result. Mind you I'd be shocked if this wasn't accurate but you gotta have more than that to make a real study of it. It doesn't even say how long the study was, but I doubt it was more than a few months. Come back to me with 5000 women over 3 years or more and we'll talk.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (39g3+)

170 OT:

I have discovered that I could steal the identity of a governor. Not saying which, but I could.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (9cans)

171 First DATES

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (RD7QR)

172 That's why so many romances begin at work.

LOL. Come into my web, fly.

Posted by: The HR Department, Filled With SJW Warriors at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (I2/tG)

173 ace,

You make the deals, I'll build you the site.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (kI/3T)

174 Date #1: "What are you doing?""I'm texting my mom. She's waiting in the parking lot."

Call her in, she might be more fun.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (BbGew)

175 Well , there's your problem right there. Ask another man out, and you never leave the couch. Men are Easy.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (Jj+59)

176 I think I'm ready to start meeting women. I miss having a lady in my life. But I'm not sure how to start.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (N5qmv)

177 Dating is easy.

First, you're going to need a thousand bored buddies with horses and bows.

Second, you need a weak neighboring country.

The rest practically assembles itself.

Posted by: Genghis Khan at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (jGHZf)

178 58 Women are evil.

Modern women are treacherous and evil.

The reason for our current crop of Betas and soy-boys is that they take one look at the neck-tattooed, face-pierced and entitled state of femininity today and run away screaming.

I encourage young men to go to a tiny third world country find a nice girl, have her inoculated and after your "non-legal marriage" marriage, split your year between her mud hut and your apartment.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 04:25 PM (LL1Be)



The Betas just need to go MGTOW, but the soyboys, who are Leftist, are just inexcusable, period.

As for going overseas, much of Asia is now full of women like the ones you are running away from, as is much of the former East Bloc. No assurances there either.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (ujg0T)

179 The key to a first date is to be yourself. Easier said then done. It gets easier the older you get.

Posted by: Tickled Pinkish at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (qQ7kL)

180 I like to wack off into a pair of my mom's Depends.

Posted by: Kurt at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (zJ6hR)

181 >>>So add an evening at the firing range to your list of activities, Ace.

yup.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7)

182 5 This topic has me seeing red.

D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I think there's a point where you're justified in telling someone the truth about herself. A woman who does that is a user and a freeloader. Your son can console himself that he dodged a couple of bullets there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (+lVUW)

183 160 Still, thinking you're gonna get laid on a first date just because you lay out cash for dinner that you decided to lay out when you asked her out.

Eh, always seemed kinda boorish to me.
But wtf do I know, I've been married for 36 years.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (37IEG)

==========

I never expected sex.

I did expect further communication and the plausible possibility of a second date if I'm shelling out cash for her food.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (9cans)

184 "You spent $50 on dinner for my daughter and all you got was a peck on the cheek 'Good Night'?? GIRL!! You get your ass down here, right now! And bring yo mama, too!"

Posted by: Old Richard Pryor Punchlines at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (weya0)

185 By the way, I'm still open to setting up a Moron Matchmaking Service

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (dm05u)

186 Knew a guy in Jersey (I think he was family was mobbed up) who used to take his dates to the Newark Bay and ask for a blow job. If they refused he told them to get out and walk home. He got a shit ton of blow jobs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (2LelM)

187 This topic has me seeing red.


D'oh Boy's last
two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners.
During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him
they had boyfriends.


Bitches.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

At that point he should've stood up, smiled, said, "Then your boyfriend can pay for this," and left.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (XKZwp)

188 Women are being raised to be princess monster narcissists.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (9hauA)

189 All the ladies want to sample The Paolo's salami

Posted by: Regular joe at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (6/uwW)

190 think I'm ready to start meeting women. I miss having a lady in my life. But I'm not sure how to start.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (N5qmv)

Church if you're into that.

Posted by: Tickled Pinkish at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (qQ7kL)

191 I made a

huge picnic of fried chicken, potato salad, biscuits and chocolate chip

cookies. And beer. Apparently he decided to marry me shortly after that.

We both did pretty okay.


So add an evening at the firing range to your list of activities, Ace.



Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (mFoNl)

Listen up ladies. To catch a man, learn to make fried chicken or put your boobs on him. Your choice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (t6MX/)

192 Can't blame the ladies. If a guy is stupid enough to spend $200 on
dinner at that "hot new restaurant" ....that's a him problem not a her
problem.


Right.


And she did not encourage that in anyway?

Maybe he should resort to effeminate "shit-testing" in order to take her measure before he feeds her.


A strict McDonald's only eating policy, perhaps.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (LL1Be)

193 The grooming is the important part. You'll know she's interested if she picks a grub out of your hair and eats it.
Posted by: Broseidon



That's hot.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (tH5fk)

194 Text him incessantly for 14 hours. Break for 30 minutes. Text again for 21 hours.

At the end, he will be yours.


At which point he will schedule monthly meetings in a remote cabin because he doesn't want to be seen in public with you, or he's the outdoorsy type and can't get enough of Sasquatch sightings.

But mainly the first thing.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (kD8Fh)

195

WHOREHOUSE you stupid autocucumber

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (kYXfd)

196 Yeah, shooting range is a good one. Plus if her groupings are really good you know to never ever ever cheat on her.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)

197 Off most annoying sock

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (qQ7kL)

198 And I mean, I'm into good food and I prefer company if I'm eating at a restaurant. As long as she's gracious and pleasant - social arts presently frowned upon by modern feminists - then I'm fine with paying for the night out.

Because a fine and gracious woman has social advantages entirely alien for any man which, if she's a decent sort, can be put to advantage for social advancement of both parties. He is seen as wealthy and desirable, she is admired for her generous disposition and glamour.

People just don't get it

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (leqDg)

199 Foodie Calls do not sound very environmentally friendly.

Posted by: SH at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (sX1BW)

200 argh. the barrel gets us all in the end.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (sGtp+)

Ask not for whom the barrel barrels, it barrels at thee.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (jGHZf)

201 D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women

Well there's your problem right there. Ugly equals Grateful.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (Jj+59)

202 Take her to a movie and cut a hole in the bottom to the popcorn tub.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (2LelM)

203 A prostitute by any other name
Posted by: Billy Cole at June 24, 2019 04:22 PM (xcd1u)


I never gave him as much as a hand job, much less a blow job.

So NO!

Posted by: Foodie girl, on her third "date" of the night at June 24, 2019 04:28 PM (sy5kK)


You voted for Obama and you are.
Not that you could understand.

Posted by: Billy Cole at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (xcd1u)

204 >>>Women are supposed to know if they're going to fuck a guy within 20 seconds of meeting them. Which makes spending any money on her dumb.

yup. That's why I think dinner is just bullshit. why spend 90 minutes or more for something the chick has already figured out on first sight?

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

205 Very brief description section, length of a Twitter tweet if not shorter, so must be terse.

I have ten million dollars and a yacht.

Posted by: Getting To The Point at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (I2/tG)

206 Dating is a lousy way to get to know someone in any case, so you may as well just go for the fun and the food. Everyone is on their best behavior, you have nobody around to gauge them with an objective eye, you don't see how they treat or think of your friends and family, its just an extended lie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (39g3+)

207 and you could call your new dating service Ace of Hearts.


Ace of Clubs for Super Bowl dates.

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (nFwvY)

208 There's a Facebook ad for FB Groups that shows a "Dads' Baseball Group," featuring a Mets dad (and kid) and a Yankees dad (and kid). Now there's an idea for a date: two fans from rival baseball teams get together for a game and throw beer at each other. Could work as a date for two gheys as well as for a straight couple.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 24, 2019 04:36 PM (pPNCa)

209 The key to a good date is to rape them in the Bergdorf dressing room, THEN go eat dinner alone.

Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (MbfaZ)

210 I always liked a movie as a first date, relaxing and not stressful at first, then you have something easy to talk about afterwards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (+lVUW)

211
It is so disgusting to have scruples on this dumbassed planet of the narcissistic apes.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:30 PM (kD8Fh)






Who you callin' narcissistic?????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (veoSD)

212 Could be worse. One of the few dates I went on when I was single (girls never liked me much), she tried to recruit me to Amway.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (sGtp+)

--------

I'll go ya one better... it wasn't a first date, we'd been seeing each other for a month or so, but I had a lady try to recruit me into a cult.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (AzW6q)

213 Women are supposed to know if they're going to


I believe I spotted the logical flaw...

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (LL1Be)

214 I think more is being made of this than should be. I'm told that young people don't even call it dating anymore, so there's a good chance that many young guys are "in on it" anyway and just go with the flow hoping that their charm, charisma, good looks and visible python down their leg will win the day in the end.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (NFEMn)

215 Hobo jerky and pudding snacks optional?

I think your dating site should have a store attached, Ace..

Posted by: Hilz at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (so+oy)

216 If it's all dutch, no one's trapped, and no one feels like a chump making a very dubious investment.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (PbpT7)


Sorry, but going dutch is for losers. A guy has to risk something on a date. Just because the girl doesn't put out shouldn't make him feel like a chump. He took a chance. That's life.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (weya0)

217 Listen up ladies. To catch a man, learn to make fried chicken or put your boobs on him. Your choice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable,

it is said Princess Sparkle cooked chicken for Harry before he proposed

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (dm05u)

218 But would you provide Valu-Rite?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (sm6Pk)

219 you know, there is a difference between ordering the steak and lobster entree that some refer to as the surf and turf and ordering the steak and the lobster entrees.

not every guy thinks it is cute when the girl sucks down the 8 pound lobster and the 30 ounce steak. while swigging from the wine bottle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (HALdu)

220 To really make money at it, Ace, you need one more site rule: NO HETEROs ALLOWED!


#WokeEwok

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (oJEPl)

221 Plus if her groupings are really good you know to never ever ever cheat on her.

My wife qualified on an AK-47 in Soviet paramilitary training.

I'm very polite to her.

Posted by: Smart Husband at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (I2/tG)

222
MOST AWESOME DATE EVER!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

Thanks Jane!

It was. Almost 28 years later, he still is pretty freaking awesome.

Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (mFoNl)

223 Listen up ladies. To catch a man, learn to make fried chicken or put your boobs on him. Your choice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (t6MX/)
++++++++++
Dude. Power of and. If she can do both, it's insta-proposal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (I2dne)

224 At that point he should've stood up, smiled, said, "Then your boyfriend can pay for this," and left.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (XKZwp)



Bingo

Posted by: Billy Cole at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (xcd1u)

225 to expand the AoS Dating Service product line ... perhaps also offer the "Guy Pays, Girl Puts out" line of products. But also keep that up front ... like how much for certain services ... so there are no false expectations. Or that could be reversed of course ... and then intro the trans line of products ... lots of possible revenue.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (Cus5s)

226 204: So you think you should walk up to some appropriate receptacle and just say "wanna fuck?" Smooth.

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (U7k5w)

227 Knew a guy in Jersey (I think he was family was mobbed up) who used to take his dates to the Newark Bay and ask for a blow job. If they refused he told them to get out and walk home. He got a shit ton of blow jobs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (2LelM)

Seems like a charming fellow.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (m79Dg)

228 210 I always liked a movie as a first date, relaxing and not stressful at first, then you have something easy to talk about afterwards.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (+lVUW)

=========

Drawback is the movie itself has no interaction, so you have to schedule time afterwards. An ice cream or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (9cans)

229 216 Sorry, but going dutch is for losers. A guy has to risk something on a date. Just because the girl doesn't put out shouldn't make him feel like a chump. He took a chance. That's life.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (weya0)

Do you want more trannies?

Because this is how you get more trannies.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (sm6Pk)

230 That's why I think dinner is just bullshit. why spend 90 minutes or more for something the chick has already figured out on first sight?

Eh, women change their minds. Like "That Bill Gates guy is a dweeb and ugly"

"ooh he's a billionaire!" *strapping on kneepads*

More seriously, perhaps a woman might learn to like you better by spending time and decide you're spongeworthy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (39g3+)

231 "Actually, it was a fun show in the beginning but then it devolved into all the dates being the exact same bullshit."

Just like real life!

Posted by: Chris M at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

232 it is said Princess Sparkle cooked chicken for Harry before he proposed

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (dm05u)


And that worked out well. He'll be paying for that dinner forever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

233 That's why so many romances begin at work. You've probably already gotten to know each other a bit, and you have lots of common interests / hatreds. I met my wife at work. She was carrying dewars full of liquid N2. Hot.
Posted by: pep at June 24, 2019 04:29 PM (T6t7i)



If its a real job, that is Career Suicide. No.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (ujg0T)

234 On my first date with my wife I took her to a bar to watch a Giants/Redskins game. Chick loves football so I married her.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (2LelM)

235 No, to REALLY piss off a guy, you order the steak
and lobster, and then pick a little at each before informing him you're
on a no-steak and no-lobster diet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 04:32 PM (pg90N)

=======================
The class act is for the gal to bat her eyes and tell you that (an expensive) bottle of chardonnay would be perfect for the Surf and Turf. After knocking back a glass and hovering up the last of the claw meat, THEN she tells you that she has a husband/boyfriend.

Posted by: mrp at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (Pqytn)

236 sure go dutch, then you guys can go home and watch each other masturbate so there is no pressure there either.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (HALdu)

237 I am so glad I'm married.

Agreed on first dates being better as activities. Unfortunately, a lot of activities are expensive these days. Even going to the zoo (as someone mentioned above) is $25 apiece now. I think putt-putt is still affordable - looks like $7 each for one game.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (rWZ8Y)

238 BNL NEWS @BreakingNLive
33m
BREAKING: Mexico has deployed almost 15,000 troops to the US-Mexico border to curve migration flow

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (BqBId)

239 There's a "Popeye" Fried chicken commercial that describes this very thing. The only reason she's there with the guy is for the chicken.

Posted by: deepred at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (AfBox)

240 Women are supposed to know if they're going to fuck a guy within 20 seconds of meeting them. Which makes spending any money on her dumb
-------------------------------------------------------------------

Supposed to know if they are GOING to fuck the guy?
Pr they are open to the idea of fucking the guy?

There's a difference.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (NFEMn)

241 but even though I make good money, my date should pay for my meal because wage Gap. She was roundly mocked in the comment section.

Again in grad school, when dating another grad student, I once (after a good feminist ear-banging, which had led to conclude that this was our first and last date) asked her if she thought it was fair that I pick up the tab, when we're both making exactly the same pay. I was then treated to a feminist rant about how women had been exploited for generations, and so now they were entitled, etc.

I pointed out that she hadn't experienced any such exploitation, and hence was not entitled to anything.

As I said, I'd already determined that this was going to be our first and last date, but I was curious as to how she's rationalize sitting on her hands when the check came.

But I didn't really mind this. My reasoning was that bad news early is good news. It's like seeing Miss Sweetness and Light turn savage on a waiter or waitress, then turn back to Miss Sweetness and Light. I viewed that as a preview of coming attractions if I stuck around, which I didn't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (pg90N)

242 So you think you should walk up to some appropriate receptacle and just say "wanna fuck?" Smooth.
Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (U7k5w)

Puhleeze! A gentleman always says, "Do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (m79Dg)

243 Some of those new fancy movie theaters even have a bar now, and appetizers.

And that's how you turn a movie into a $200 evening.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (xfb67)

244 224: I already have a boyfriend is a standard line for someone who thought she might be interested, but isn't. It's gone on for generations.

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (U7k5w)

245 176 I think I'm ready to start meeting women. I miss having a lady in my life. But I'm not sure how to start.

Start taking adult night school classes then expand your personal network then tell your new friends you are a widower and do they know a nice woman you can make friends with?

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (kD8Fh)

246 And that worked out well. He'll be paying for that dinner forever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

Eggzactly!

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (dm05u)

247 Women are supposed to know if they're going to fuck a guy within 20 seconds of meeting them.

That's pretty much bullshit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (weya0)

248 188 Women are being raised to be princess monster narcissists.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (9hauA)

And that's the biggest part of the problem.

Get told you're special all your life, you start to think you actually are. Most people just need a reality check, but there's so many ways to divorce yourself from reality that some people never leave their little bubble where it's all about them.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (jGHZf)

249 >>>Sorry, but going dutch is for losers. A guy has to risk something on a date. Just because the girl doesn't put out shouldn't make him feel like a chump. He took a chance. That's life.


nah. We are talking about completely random dates here, not asking out a girl you've already met and know you might be interested in.

online dating is different from real dating or fix-ups through friends.

I know people who date online, and there are 20 misses for ever one maybe-hit. that's a lot of cash to shell out.

A friend of mine goes on one or two of these completely random matchmaking site dates a week. It's expensive.

And look, 90% of the time the guy knows if he's interested or not in one to five minutes, and the woman knows in one to twenty seconds.

Subsequent dates, sure, guy pays. but these almost-always-miss random online dates? Nah, brah.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)

250 BREAKING: Mexico has deployed almost 15,000 troops to the US-Mexico border to curve migration flow
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (BqBId)

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Uh oh. Now we'll have 15,000 more heavily armed illegals running around the southwest

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (AzW6q)

251
I never expected sex.



I did expect further communication and the plausible possibility of a second date if I'm shelling out cash for her food.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (9cans)
Same here. I also didn't expect to go to a punk rock headbanging bar where I could hear the music from outside, in my car, with the windows rolled up. However, I will say it made getting no second date a lot easier to handle.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (37IEG)

252 BNL NEWS @BreakingNLive
33m
BREAKING: Mexico has deployed almost 15,000 troops to the US-Mexico border to curve migration flow
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (BqBId)

One of the few times in history that troops massing on your border would be a good thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)

253 36
This topic has me seeing red.

D'oh Boy's last two dates were with attractive women he took out for nice dinners. During both dinners, as soon as the entrees arrived, they informed him they had boyfriends.

Bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

"Excuse me, waiter? Separate checks and a to-go box please?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 04:23 PM (veoSD)


I'd add two things to that:

1. Tell the server the whole story. "Can you believe that? So, that's why the separate checks and me leaving."
2. Tip the server really well. Like my whole meal worth. I'd consider it a Public Service Expense.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2019 04:41 PM (OhN2v)

254 Sorry, but going dutch is for losers. A guy has to risk something on a date. Just because the girl doesn't put out shouldn't make him feel like a chump. He took a chance. That's life.

-------------

Chumpness is based on price tag.

Hence, don't go to a hot new restaurant.

A good rule of life is avoid any woman who ever wants to try a hot new restaurant.

Posted by: SH at June 24, 2019 04:41 PM (sX1BW)

255 So you think you should walk up to some appropriate receptacle and just say "wanna fuck?" Smooth.
Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (U7k5w)
++++++++++++
I have an acquaintance that has had a decent amount of luck with exactly this strategy. It works surprisingly well if you're good looking. Won't find a good woman that way, to be sure, and definitely not one with whom to settle down - but if you're just after teh secks it can pan out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

256 232 it is said Princess Sparkle cooked chicken for Harry before he proposed

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 04:38 PM (dm05u)

And that worked out well. He'll be paying for that dinner forever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

LOL... Now that she has produced her "insurance" I expect she will be gone in a year or 2

Posted by: It's me donna at June 24, 2019 04:41 PM (O2RFr)

257

Sitting through a chick flick and not getting laid is worse than paying for dinner and not getting laid.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 04:41 PM (TAmPV)

258 "guy in Jersey (I think he was family was mobbed up) who used to take his dates to the Newark Bay and ask for a blow job. If they refused he told them to get out and walk home. He got a shit ton of blow jobs. "

I ah, that sometimes wohks.

Posted by: Zombie Edward Kennedy at June 24, 2019 04:41 PM (9osbb)

259 If its a real job, that is Career Suicide. No.

Posted by: Curmudgeon


We both have real jobs, in the same place. Things have changed some, but I don't think it's automatic career death.

Posted by: pep at June 24, 2019 04:41 PM (T6t7i)

260 Do you want more trannies?

Because this is how you get more trannies.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 24, 2019 04:39 PM (sm6Pk)


You lost me. I have no idea what the connection is supposed to be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (weya0)

261 246: Grandma will.

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (U7k5w)

262 Back in my single days (I'm single again now, but at 65 dating is not really an option), in my 40s, this happened to me (a date for a meal) a time or two. It didn't bother me that much. For one thing, its a risk you run if you are going to play the game. For another, I think the psychologists were right. The women who do this have "issues", and I picked up on it the couple of times it happened to me, hence I had no problem seeing their backs, no matter how "hot" they might have otherwise been...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (p0pYQ)

263 163
Women are supposed to know if they're going to fuck a guy within 20
seconds of meeting them. Which makes spending any money on her dumb.
Either she wants to fuck you, and will do it, regardless how much you
spend. Or she doesn't want to fuck you and all the money in the world
won't change her mind.



The whole notion of spending money on dates, always struck me as
weird. Even in high school, my attitude was fuck this shit, I'm not
spending money to get laid. In college, I'd buy **A** drink, maybe.
Anything else was for chumps.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)

++++
I must have disappointed many a guy. Big time.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (EjlXc)

264 I miss having a woman in my life. Really I do. I don't expect another woman to be like Faye, who wasn't perfect anyhow.

It is important to me, however, that she have a predisposition toward cheerfulness.

Oops, I'm oversharing so I'll shut up.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (N5qmv)

265 I have an acquaintance that has had a decent amount of luck with exactly this strategy. It works surprisingly well if you're good looking. Won't find a good woman that way, to be sure, and definitely not one with whom to settle down - but if you're just after teh secks it can pan out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at J




what he said.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (HALdu)

266 Now there's an idea for a date: two fans from rival baseball teams get together for a game and throw beer at each other.

Or...if you're a Phillies phan...D batteries!!

Or better yet: Gabe Kepler's severed head!!!

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (kD8Fh)

267 247 Women are supposed to know if they're going to fuck a guy within 20 seconds of meeting them.

That's pretty much bullshit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (weya0)

Lines up with what I've heard from actual women. That yes/no decision happens real fast.

The rest is all dancing around it and negotiating and determining timelines or rejection lines.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (bcbK8)

268
Uh oh. Now we'll have 15,000 more heavily armed illegals running around the southwest

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (AzW6q)
Funny. It used to be if,say, the Germans moved 15,000 heavily armed troops near, say, the French border there would be furious telegrams whizzing between the capitals of the two countries.
Now we welcome their presence. What a world.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (37IEG)

269 So hey, have you heard about the new Title IX directives?


Posted by: Opening Lines at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (Jj+59)

270 The internet tells me that just driving around a British Fake Taxi is a great way to meet buxom women.

Also, being a property agent works, for some reason.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)

271 Take a girl to a role playing game so you can learn how she lies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 04:43 PM (39g3+)

272 here we call them foodiggers in southern California...

Posted by: DanO at June 24, 2019 04:43 PM (C18mK)

273 We have a date with destiny; and she's just ordered the lobster.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 24, 2019 04:43 PM (6/uwW)

274 The Women's World Cup is so exciting!

Posted by: Opening Lines at June 24, 2019 04:43 PM (Jj+59)

275 I don't think I've been on a single date in my life. I guess I "dated" my future wife after we had broken it off for a while before that.

Posted by: Max Power at June 24, 2019 04:43 PM (q177U)

276 I think I'm ready to start meeting women. I miss having a lady in my life.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 04:34 PM (N5qmv)

It's funny how obtaining a lady in your life makes you realize why you didn't.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2019 04:43 PM (m79Dg)

277 women are psychic -- they always know if they're getting laid in the near future.

That's some joke from an 80s comic, I think. He was probably wearing rainbow suspenders and standing in front of fake brick wall.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)

278 But I didn't really mind this. My reasoning was that bad news early is good news. It's like seeing Miss Sweetness and Light turn savage on a waiter or waitress, then turn back to Miss Sweetness and Light. I viewed that as a preview of coming attractions if I stuck around, which I didn't.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (pg90N)
++++++++
Same reason why a business meal is a huge learning opportunity. If the other party is a dick to the wait staff, might not want to work for him, or have him work for you, or buy something from him, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)

279 The internet tells me that just driving around a British Fake Taxi is a great way to meet buxom women.

Also, being a property agent works, for some reason.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)


Or, you could pretend to be an Uber or Lyft driver. Oh wait.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

280 "Also, being a property agent works, for some reason.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)"

Step-son who cleans the pool.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)

281 Oh, and ladies, never brag that you hate to cook. Huge turn off.

Posted by: Max Power at June 24, 2019 04:44 PM (q177U)

282 >>>271 Take a girl to a role playing game so you can learn how she lies.

hah!

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)

283 188 Women are being raised to be princess monster narcissists.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (9hauA)


Sometimes, you raise them not to be that, but they turn out thataway despite your best efforts....

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2019 04:44 PM (OhN2v)

284 >>>Step-son who cleans the pool.

just being a step-son seems to work in nearly every situation.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (PbpT7)

285 195

WHOREHOUSE you stupid autocucumber
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 24, 2019 04:35 PM (kYXfd)


actually the other way was funny, too.

Posted by: Foodie girl, on her third at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (sy5kK)

286 Or...if you're a Phillies phan...D batteries!!

Or better yet: Gabe Kepler's severed head!!!


Tell me about it. At least the Philthy Phillies didn't wait until August this year to flush the season down the tubes.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (pPNCa)

287 but I had a lady try to recruit me into a cult.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 04:37 PM (AzW6q)

___

2 questions

1. Was she hawt?
2. If the answer to 1 was Yes
- How did you get out of the cult?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (FiUMj)

288 Women are being raised to be princess monster narcissists.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at J




that is true

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (HALdu)

289 I'd like to invent a dating site where all dates are venting sessions where you attack your ex-wives and/or ex-husbands. No he-shes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (4e+hS)

290 I don't think it's automatic career death.

As long as things go well. If things go south, you take your chances - because the other person would never, ever, be vindictive or be seeking revenge after a relationship breaks up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (I2/tG)

291 #1 activity on the suggested list would be shelf building I guess

Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (yEAdf)

292 255: I guess if you can handle the possibility of "no". Back in college a big jock asked me that very thing at a dormitory "kegger". I said "no" and promptly left. He learned my name and immediately tried breaking down the door to my room. Fortunately, campus police was literally across the street.

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (U7k5w)

293 Red headed step son works the best.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (2LelM)

294 283
>>>271 Take a girl to a role playing game so you can learn how she lies.



hah!





Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)
Or is into role playing. nudge nudge, say no more.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (37IEG)

295 Old Xipe has thrown in the rag on dating. It just aint gonna happen. At least I got my worthless cat, heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (GHHRC)

296
Listen up ladies. To catch a man, learn to make fried chicken or put your boobs on him. Your choice.

Porque no los dos?

Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (mFoNl)

297 176 I think I'm ready to start meeting women. I miss having a lady in my life. But I'm not sure how to start.

1) Buy a golden doodle puppy.
2) Walk it where there are women.

Posted by: pep at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (T6t7i)

298
Smart Chicks: I cooked you a burger now give ME head.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 04:31 PM (LL1Be)


I actually support this.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (9gDA7)

299 279 The internet tells me that just driving around a British Fake Taxi is a great way to meet buxom women.

Also, being a property agent works, for some reason.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)

____

Ahem!!

Posted by: Pizza Delivery Guy at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (FiUMj)

300 Volunteer at the local RNC office. Push the right agenda and scout women at the same time.

Posted by: Billy Cole at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (xcd1u)

301 Women are being raised to be princess monster narcissists.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at J


And if they have a good job and make a lot of money it's 5X worse.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (NFEMn)

302 I think most of the problems that men have with women come from women getting a ton of really bad advice.

Have you seen what passes for "advice" in a woman's magazine? It's like they're fucking with them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (xfb67)

303 Things have changed some, but I don't think it's automatic career death.

It isn't but its very difficult to pull off, particularly if you interact a lot at work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (39g3+)

304 I'll admit that I don't like activity dates partially because I've been burned by getting stood up, and partially because I hate a lot of activities that seem to be popular.

No, I don't want to do a brewery fun run followed by drinking. No, I don't want to go for a five mile hike, or rock climbing. Movies and bars are too loud. Salsa dancing is usually too loud, and often too crowded for my liking.

Meanwhile, my interests are somewhat esoteric, and personal. Taking a girl tango dancing doesn't work until she knows how to dance, which usually means a couple of lessons. Fencing class? Nah.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (wCmLp)

305 Ace of Hearts is a Quality name.

Reserve it, copyright it if you can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

306 CNBC: Billionaires to Trump and other 2020 candidates: Please tax us [less]

Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2019 04:47 PM (QkjLD)

307 Women are supposed to know if they're going to fuck a guy within 20 seconds of meeting them. ----

And convincing them to change their minds to 'will sleep with him' is half the fun.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 04:47 PM (qQ7kL)

308 Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)

I don't know. The guy is interested in the photo. I am old fashioned in that I think it's appropriate for him to pay for the date, no matter the risk. Dating is risk. He pays means that he gets to choose where to go.

And it's just not right for a girl to pay. It's not right for her and it's not right for him. But, like I said ... old fashioned. Meat and potatoes. Simplicity.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 04:47 PM (weya0)

309 The internet tells me that just driving around a British Fake Taxi is a great way to meet buxom women.

Also, being a property agent works, for some reason.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)


And being a Fake Talent Agent works in nearly every country.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 04:47 PM (9gDA7)

310 I'm old-fashioned (also happily married for many decades now), and hence don't mind paying at all (or should say, "didn't" when I was still single, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth).

What I DID mind was having a thoroughly unpleasant evening being told how everyone of my sex - and by extension, that included me - is the wretched scum of the planet and should be exterminated, and THEN being expected to pony up.

The worst one was a trip to a grocery store to buy fixins for dinner. When I paid for the groceries, the gal scooped up my change (which was considerable, the better part of $20, quite a bit of money back then), and pocketed it. I didn't say anything, waiting to see what she'd do. Throughout dinner she could only talk about how broke she was.

I got the picture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 04:47 PM (pg90N)

311 and Kurt, why are you bothering us when you could be out on a hot date with two of the Sailor Moon chicks.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 04:47 PM (9osbb)

312 Women know if they want to fuck you or not within 20 seconds of seeing your checking account balance.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 04:47 PM (oZ6kz)

313 I guess if you can handle the possibility of "no". Back in college a big jock asked me that very thing at a dormitory "kegger". I said "no" and promptly left. He learned my name and immediately tried breaking down the door to my room. Fortunately, campus police was literally across the street.
Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (U7k5w)
+++++++++++
yeah, that only works as a numbers game. Ask 50 girls at a party or club or somesuch and hope one of them converts. No is the most common answer - it's a play at the margins.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)

314 1. Was she hawt?
2. If the answer to 1 was Yes
- How did you get out of the cult?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 04:45 PM (FiUMj)

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She was a pretty decent looking lady. Italian. But the cult thing threw me, and she was really insistent about it.

Finally, just to shut her up, I said "Fine, I'll go to a meeting of your cult."

I went to the meeting, and declined to join the cult. I had to decline like fifty people pressing me to join before I could hurry away while none were looking.

But it was downhill from there. It was pretty much "join the cult, or this won't work." So, no more dating her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

315 Fencing class? Nah.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (wCmLp)
What kind of fencing? Barbwire or stockade?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG)

316 WeaselWoman says I'm not allowed to go on dates.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (MVjcR)

317 As long as things go well. If things go south, you
take your chances - because the other person would never, ever, be
vindictive or be seeking revenge after a relationship breaks up.

Posted by: The ARC of History!



Is it just me, or does anyone else sense a personal experience here?

Posted by: pep at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (T6t7i)

318 I think most of the problems that men have with women come from women getting a ton of really bad advice.

Women's magazines require repeat customers, so giving horrible advice keeps em coming back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (39g3+)

319 Lazer Tag is another good first date option. Assess her tactical skills, movement and concealment abilities, and her aim.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (q1Pj5)

320 >>>And convincing them to change their minds to 'will sleep with him' is half the fun.

not really. Men's minds can't be changed easily and neither can women's.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

321 Meanwhile, my interests are somewhat esoteric, and personal. Taking a girl tango dancing doesn't work until she knows how to dance, which usually means a couple of lessons. Fencing class? Nah.

I met my BF because we are both cheap losers who don't have 'puters so we were using the library's equipment. Now I had a reason to be cheap, but he didn't.

But we're still together lo these many years later by some fricking miracle or something.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (kD8Fh)

322 Same reason why a business meal is a huge learning opportunity.

I thought that was an old CEO trick - invite the newly hired superstar MBA to dinner, and let him order.

A remarkable number of these newly-minted Masters of the Universe think that abusing waitstaff is the way to impress the CEO with your leadership skills.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (I2/tG)

323 I'll only join a cult it I get to be Treasurer.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

324 Meh - how is this really all that different from a guy going on a date with a girl he knows (or strongly suspects) is "easy" (AHEMtindergirlAHEM) but is not really interested in aside from getting his balls drained?

Posted by: DocJ at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (77WPm)

325 Women are being raised to be princess monster narcissists.

A lot of men are raised to be narcissistic princelings too. Go to any Ivy campus and you'll find them all over the place, including the faculty.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (pPNCa)

326 Simple economics show how Trump is beating up on Iran without firing a shot

Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2019 04:49 PM (QkjLD)

327 Fencing class? Nah.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (wCmLp)

Anything other than the tip doesn't count?

That's just weird.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2019 04:49 PM (wYseH)

328 297 176 I think I'm ready to start meeting women. I miss having a lady in my life. But I'm not sure how to start.

1) Buy a golden doodle puppy.
2) Walk it where there are women.
Posted by: pep at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (T6t7i)

This WILL work

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

329 What kind of fencing? Barbwire or stockade?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG)


Electric.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 04:49 PM (t+qrx)

330 "gayballz activity"

This is a new concept, no ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 24, 2019 04:49 PM (M+Lyo)

331 "and Kurt, why are you bothering us when you could be out on a hot date with two of the Sailor Moon chicks.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 04:47 PM (9osbb)"

If he touches Ami I'ma kill 'im.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 04:49 PM (oZ6kz)

332
Have you seen what passes for "advice" in a woman's magazine? It's like they're fucking with them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (xfb67)

Just the fact that women (and men too--remember "Dear Playboy Advisor?" ) are seeking advice in magazines is part of the problem.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 04:49 PM (NFEMn)

333
Lazer Tag is another good first date option. Assess her tactical skills, movement and concealment abilities, and her aim.


Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 04:48 PM (q1Pj5)


Or paintball. If she doesn't get pissed when you shoot her, she's dinner-worthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

334 297: And buy yourself a Mercury, they're crazy for a mercury, and cruise it up and down the road....

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2019 04:49 PM (U7k5w)

335 I think the biggest problem with a dating site would be the liability. God forbid something awful happens on a date, you're in the crosshairs. Even a bad date might get you sued.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 04:50 PM (39g3+)

336 CNBC: Billionaires to Trump and other 2020 candidates: Please tax us [less]
Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2019 04:47 PM (QkjLD)

Me, to "Billionaires" quoted by CNBC...

Cut a check, and mail it to...

Gifts to the United States
U.S. Department of the Treasury
Funds Management Branch
P.O. Box 1328
Parkersburg, WV 26106-1328

You're welcome. Now STFU.

Posted by: DocJ at June 24, 2019 04:50 PM (77WPm)

337 The internet tells me that just driving around a British Fake Taxi is a great way to meet buxom women.

Also, being a property agent works, for some reason.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)


It's not a good thing that I know that. I'm blaming it on just being well rounded. A renaissance man if you will.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 04:50 PM (qQ7kL)

338 297 176 I think I'm ready to start meeting women. I miss having a lady in my life. But I'm not sure how to start.

1) Buy a golden doodle puppy.
2) Walk it where there are women.
Posted by: pep at June 24, 2019 04:46 PM (T6t7i)


Good advice. Golden retriever puppies are chick magnets. Hell, they're people magnets. Anyone who doesn't like golden retriever puppies is a hard pass, IMO, and probably a serial killer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 04:50 PM (pg90N)

339 Bert's guide to online dating:


- You get what you pay for. If the site is free, expect low quality selections.


- If all her profile pictures are facial closeups from odd angles, she's at least fat and probably morbidly obese.


- Avoid women with these self-descriptive terms: "foodie, artsy, love to travel, open-minded"; they are who the post is warning about. They want you to pay. For everything. Sometimes they want you to pay for everything and you not be there for it.


- Pay attention to what's in the background of photos, you can eliminate slobs, or at least the ones too dumb to realize they're slobs and that they shouldn't post pics to a dating site of their disgusting house.


All of these things I have learned from personal experience.

Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 04:50 PM (OMsf+)

340 That's actually a really good idea, ace.

Several years ago, I was visiting Boy BFF and his then girlfriend (now wife) and we went to a winery to do the tour the vineyards and then totally be up scale and expand our palate