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Hey, it's ONT time. What's this one about? No clue. Seriously, not one clue. I mentioned yesterday that I had lost all my tabs with content, so I'm winging it. We usually open with a picture, don't we? Lets see what a GIS for “picture” brings up. Oh, look, a prairie dog drinking.

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Alright, enough of that. What's next? Actually, what's next for me is dinner. Been working 15 hour days lately, and it's chow time. Lobster. Yum. That's right, lobster. We COBs are living the life of Riley, at least until Riley reports his credit cards missing. Here's a picture of a lobster I ate last month.

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Boy, that hit the spot. What's that you say? You're tired of hearing about my stupid dinner and my stupid life? Fine, be that way. Here, watch a clip of Sarah Palin's answer when she's asked whether she's been sexually harassed at work:



Now that's an answer. I've always liked her. Granted she seemed to crack up a little bit over the last few years, but I think that's an understandable by product of the unimaginable media scrutiny and ridicule she's been subject to since 2008. She was an early supporter of Trump, looks like she got the last laugh.

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to put in those little header things, aren't I?

Podcasts

Is anybody listening to any podcasts they can recommend? How about a rule here: no politics, or at least minimal political content. We get that enough of that all day, every day. I've been listening to a couple of Mike Duncan's history podcasts for a while now. For a long while now. First, I listened to his epic History of Rome podcast. Folks, when I say epic, I mean epic. Almost 200 episodes and over 75 hours of content, Duncan covers Rome from Aeneas's arrival in Italy to the exile of Romulus Augustulus, last Emperor of the Western Roman Empire. The nice thing is that it is all straight history, with basically no political slant. I think that Duncan probably leans left, but honestly I couldn't say, not based upon the podcasts themselves.

His newest podcast is Revolutions, a weekly podcast examining many of the great revolutions of history. He does somewhere between 15-20 episodes on each one and then moves on, starting with the English Revolution, then the American, the French, etc..Here's a film he made as part of his graduate studies examining the true story behind Paul Revere's ride:

He's also just published a book, The Storm Before the Storm, which is on my Christmas wish list.


Ok, now what? Wait, it's Friday, that means I need some dog related content, right?


Fido Friday


Here's a dog that doesn't know how to dog.


I was laughing, but started to feel sorry for him by the end. He missed a steak!

Hmmm, maybe some music? I'm not sure I like the new, toned down Guns N' Roses:

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Does this count as music?

No huh? How about a NSFW Disney parody? Naughty Little Mermaid

Did you know there's a whole sub-genre of people putting dirty lyrics to Disney songs? Yea, me neither, but there is. I do have to say that Elsa from Frozen singing “Fuck it all” is pretty much thematically the same as 'Let it Go”.

Screw it, I'm going to embed a truly dirty song. Watch it at your own risk.


So, anyone been paying attention to what Millennials are up to lately? Last time we covered them on the ONT, they had just invented the tent, so they could nap at work. It seems that they've gone back to the drawing board, and come up with something even better:

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Oh good Lord. That's called ROOMMATES you pretentious, neurotic twat. ROOMMATES! You just "invented" ROOMMATES!!! Stop the world, I want to get off.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the Mariners:

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The Yahoo Group wants a lobster.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:58 PM




Comments

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1 I'm streaming. And actually conscious.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (cu8/f)

2 Thirst!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (e9G8E)

3 Wheee!

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (9asJl)

4 Fourst!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)

5 hammertime

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 17, 2017 10:02 PM (NJR2/)

6 allergies in Fing November?

really?

not sure which is worse: the projectile vomiting and dry heaves from the post nasal drip, or the unhappy stomach, sweats and general malaise from the CTM4mg and the pseudoephedrine....

FML.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:03 PM (q3X5U)

7 st!

Posted by: El Cagador at November 17, 2017 10:03 PM (DMUuz)

8 Im actually awake for the ONT!!!! Nicely done Weird Dave. I especially like the dog who cannot dog. I have one too. I find it less messy to just put the food in his mouth.

Posted by: moki at November 17, 2017 10:04 PM (V+V48)

9 Middle Earth's New Prime Minister

The following message transmitted via a Silmaril...

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14115

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2017 10:04 PM (itfg0)

10 Top.... something. Isn't counting sort of like math?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 17, 2017 10:05 PM (cQCm/)

11 Evening everyone!

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 10:05 PM (MYss1)

12

Aaaaaand... the first sip of a dirty vodka martini is in !

I have decided to form a band, 'Diabetic Junkie Hookers.'

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:05 PM (t3kPl)

13 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:06 PM (rb1zT)

14 Hello, my anti-aging 29 forever bros and gals!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:06 PM (eMKNe)

15 redc1c4, I'm sorry about the allergies. Leaf mold is a killer for me, so that might be what's bothering you at the moment. Have you tried flonase? It's seems to be less aggravating than the pills, at least for my brood.

Posted by: moki at November 17, 2017 10:07 PM (V+V48)

16
Weirddave is whinging it? WD is a whinger?

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 10:07 PM (qGuLD)

17 The fake mashed potatoes are pretty good. I made them with lots of butter. They still have a cauliflower taste but the texture is very creamed potatoes. This will put back some mouth appeal to my steak dinners.

All hail Birdseye.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 10:08 PM (60v4h)

18 Thanks for a fun ONT, WeirdDave.

I don't think there's any rule saying there HAS to be a theme.

I also remember listening to that "F*ck it all" version when that stupid song was EVERYWHERE. WAY too funny.

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:08 PM (vUcdz)

19 Birthday Eve Baby Sister Update

Joyce's friend Christina A is spending the day with her:

"She is enjoying her birthday and gifts from her loving friends. The first envelope from her Kind Notes jar read, "Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart." Says it all."

Thanks, Christina!

[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:08 PM (vUcdz)

20 Fresh new ONT smell. Just a hint of Barrel.

What rich content awaits? What scintillating commentary? See we will, yes.

(Jumps to top of page.)

Posted by: mindful webworker's all out of gum at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (NU2/k)

21 palantir maybe?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (60v4h)

22 Co-living involves the great fun of co-paying.



Grasp that happy pebble, you freaking millenial idiots.

Posted by: blind monk at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (zCyNd)

23 Good Evening Horde!

I'm back among the living - thank you all from the bottom of my electroconverted heart for all the prayers and good wishes.

The prayers felt like a warm blanket over me - it was truly humbling.

I did learn that Cardiologists are serious customers and you can tell how bad off you are by looking closely into the face of the ER doctor.

Still, glad to be back.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (tr2D7)

24 duck season starts tomorrow. Be vwery, vwery quiet.

I don't think they consider it a sport like I do.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 17, 2017 10:10 PM (55uoD)

25 Ibguy,

Happy Birthday Joyce, and as always continued prayers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:10 PM (Ri/rl)

26 Mariners: We....We don't have that many players.


Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 10:10 PM (kvKRQ)

27 Lobster looks tasty.

Makes me think about making some gumbo.

Mmmmmm.... gumbo.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 17, 2017 10:10 PM (MCEs2)

28 Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (tr2D7)

How did they treat your A-fib? My mother has A-fib, under control at the moment. Knock on wood.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:11 PM (Ri/rl)

29 The doggeh video...bwahahahahhahaha!!! My tiny pup Xena will literally let burgers or pork chops hit her and drop to the ground first when I toss them to her. But if I hold it above her she will stand up and take it. All the others can catch anything I throw them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 17, 2017 10:11 PM (oLTNb)

30 I'm on vacation for the next few days.

Yay me!

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 10:11 PM (MYss1)

31 Middle Earth's New Prime Minister

The following message transmitted via a Silmaril...

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14115

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2017 10:04 PM (itfg0)


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Maduro should hire Jacinda as a consultant as to how to improve things in Venezuela.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 10:11 PM (/qEW2)

32 I licked the content.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:12 PM (cu8/f)

33 One of the things on Palin: it is interesting (and sad) to see her mind work when she is answering any question now. One of the most refreshing things about her used to be that she spoke very much without a filter and came across as very genuine. The unceasing and horrific attacks over the years have made her completely change that, and I think it is a very sad thing.

It is refreshing that Trump seems to completely not give a fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:12 PM (rb1zT)

34 Sometimes some things are like speed bumps on the smooth readings of posts.

WD: ...so I'm whinging it...

Y'mean winging it o'course? Whinging is that Britishish word/spelling for whining, isn't it?

I dunno. I'm just wining it. (Looks at empty bottle...)

Posted by: mindful webworker's lexicon of neologisms at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (NU2/k)

35 Re Sarah Palin, a more direct take. Dolly Parton: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y93aves8

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (9tO1t)

36 25 CaliGirl

Thank you!

23 Tonypete

Baruch HaShem!!!

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (vUcdz)

37

Hell of an ONT WD, Thank You!

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (t3kPl)

38 Mike Duncan's Revolutions is pretty good, I started with Simon Bolivar because SIMON BOLIVAR, and then went back to the beginning.

I am listening to the Haitian Revolution now, and my God that was a giant unending puddle of suck.

I also am chipping away at History of English podcast, (50 episodes from Proto Indo-European to the Norman invasion, and I'm at Middle English)

I also listen to selected (random episodes) from Mises University lectures because who doesn't love 30 minutes on specialization and marginal utility, and I found the Tom Woods show looking up information on Lysander Spooner.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (2K6fY)

39 allow me to say, Hillary still wants to run in 2020. Not only was the election stolen from her, but she's gonna find some way to cash in on all the sexual harassment stuff going on these days.

maybe Teddy Kennedy and Robert Byrd double teamed her in 1999.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (ILitO)

40 Middle Earth's New Prime Minister



The following message transmitted via a Silmaril...
..............
I have misplaced my copy of The Silmarillion.. the big hard cover copy available when first published.. I am soo ticked!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:14 PM (5tSKk)

41 Now that's an answer. I've always liked her.

That is a brilliant answer. Mind you, she didn't come off as brilliant, but the answer completely blindsides the asker. It's like a judo move.

Yes, I voted for her and I didn't vote for Hillary. I have my reasons.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 10:14 PM (tIhIY)

42 "It is refreshing that Trump seems to completely not give a fuck. "

That's why I voted for him. Orange SMOD.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:14 PM (cu8/f)

43 It won't be a crisper chopping up genes. It will be similar to an inoculation.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 10:14 PM (V86aL)

44 Frankly, I think that dog that can't catch is the Millennial generation in a but shell.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (9TwHE)

45 I am thinking of making shrimp and crab creole. Right now I'm stuffed on homemade tamales.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (55uoD)

46 F***, now I want lobster. Do you know what it costs to get a properly lively lobster on the West Coast?

I see that the prairie dog is enjoying a Chateauneuf-du-Pape. But the light washes out the vintage label, and I don't know that producer's label. Not that most prairie dogs care.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (Vb4BV)

47 Err, nut shell. But, but works too

Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2017 10:16 PM (9TwHE)

48 Podcasts.

He's a (not too rabid, thank God) lefty, but I recommend Ken Levine's weekly podcast. It's a grab bag of stuff from his careers in TV sitcom writing, 70's radio Dee-jaying, and other stuff that strikes his fancy. Usually about 30 minutes long and drops every Thursday. kenlevine.blogspot.com and his last couple of episodes are at the top of the page. On iTunes, too.

Also Adam Carolla's podcast is usually a lot of fun. It's a morning-show format with a lot of different and interesting guests. And Gina Graad sounds sexy as hell.

I used to subscribe the Escape Pod short science fiction (stories, so it's like audiobooks) podcast, but they've turned way too SJW since Steve Eley moved on. Their older (before episode 300 or so) catalog is quite good, though.

And there's a Baen podcast that often includes interesting interviews with their authors and a serialized audio retelling of a featured Baen novel weekly.

I like some of the NRO podcasts, but I know they're in a bad odor around here.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 17, 2017 10:16 PM (HoGA+)

49
I also listen to selected (random episodes) from Mises University lectures because who doesn't love 30 minutes on specialization and marginal utility, and I found the Tom Woods show looking up information on Lysander Spooner.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 10:13 PM (2K6fY)


Of course, the podcasts that are valuable to you will not have the same value for others...

Posted by: in the original Austrian at November 17, 2017 10:16 PM (zCyNd)

50 I wonder if the dog has vision issues. Most dogs have extremely good eye-mouth coordination.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:16 PM (rb1zT)

51 I was perusing a frozen food section at the grocery store. What's irradiated beef, and why do I want it?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (cu8/f)

52 Tonypete

Huzzah!

Do I need to throttle back 1B prayer wheel? It was set to Flank-3 when I heard the news.

I'm so glad you're back among us.


Hmm, could I see a reflection in that mirror, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (hyuyC)

53 Weirddave is whinging it? WD is a whinger?

Posted by: otho
............
it was an open secret.. now I guess he's out of the closet!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (5tSKk)

54 Sarah Palin. Being she is not much older than I am, it's not a MILF thing; it's a skinny freshman crushing on the senior who was nice to him in art class thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (bZ4w4)

55 Atlantic Coast

Less chance of food poisoning. Due to the neutrons killing bacteria.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (hyuyC)

56 That dogs name is Buckner.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

57 I love that when Sara Palin is asked by NBC News,"Have you ever experienced sexual harassment in the workplace?"
She replies, "People know that I'm probably packing, so I don't think there's a whole lot of people who would necessarily mess with me."


========

I think she causes the left to become hysterical because she's an alpha and the left's beta men know they can't harass her, and the left's beta women envy the fact that she can be confident and strong without erecting a web of SJW taboos.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 10:18 PM (/qEW2)

58 I don't have much respect for most of the millennials I've met; they've mostly been equal parts ignorant and self-important. But they didn't become that way all on their own. Got to be some of the worst parenting in American history.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 17, 2017 10:18 PM (H5knJ)

59 hey Wierd Dave!

why do you always spell your first name wrong?


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:18 PM (q3X5U)

60 Rubios' Fish Taco has lobster tacos and burritos every holiday season. Pretty good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (eMKNe)

61 Less chance of food poisoning. Due to the neutrons killing bacteria.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (hyuyC)

I just buy 80%. I'm building up my resistance in preparation for the apocalypse.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (cu8/f)

62 Did anyone else try to do the delivery.com donation for
rickl today? Both times I tried, I got to the end of the process and their server was down.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (f8ilN)

63 51 I was perusing a frozen food section at the grocery store. What's irradiated beef, and why do I want it?
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (cu8/f)

Would likely stay fresh longer. I seem to remember reading there was an attempt to offer irradiated produce in the 50's. The irradiated stuff lasted far longer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (rb1zT)

64 Dave, That meal looked delish!! But I would need another lobster, mass quantities of mussels, some lemon, and about a pound of melted butter! I might not get up from the table easily but it would be worth it.

Posted by: JTB at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (V+03K)

65 No, that does not count as music. But anything that reminds people that if they have not watched Freaks, they are not truly part of the culture, is a useful artifact.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (Vb4BV)

66 How did they treat your A-fib?
--
Tried to convert me by meds for a full day and when that didn't take they shocked the shit outta me a few times after making sure I didn't have any clots forming in my atria. Put me back into regular sinus rhythm.

When they say it's gonna hurt, believe them.

So now, I'm on apixaban for awhile and metoprolol. I feel good and am under no restrictions of any kind.

Look at what I've become - talking procedures and meds with my buds.

It's hell being a bit north of 29.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (tr2D7)

67 FUN FACT


On wildlife reservations, prairie dogs pay no Federal tax on alcoholic beverages or cigarettes

Posted by: Miklos and the Prairie Black Marketeers at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (zCyNd)

68 Listening to the Zac Brown Band, Devil Went Down to Georgia, Live at Bonaroo. Holy shit these guys are good. I'm a die-hard metal head, but I love the Zac Brown Band.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (bZ4w4)

69 Re. #35, wouldn't that be a "rooster to a capon"? Or maybe a caper. Which one is pickled?

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (9asJl)

70 My big thing about seafood. I'm good with the kind you can gut, the stuff like clams not so much.

Posted by: X-ray at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (VDQek)

71 I hope she knows how to shoot the gun she is packing better than she does a rifle.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

72 I love it when Sarah tells us she's packing sammiches. She's such a great wife and mother.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (bD2SM)

73 When I saw the prairie dog, my first thought was "Hmm, CaliGirl finally found the right bait." I was kinda waiting for the shot to ring out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (9tO1t)

74 Podcasts? Absolutely:

http://historyofenglishpodcast.com/

I only did the first forty episodes or so, the development of Indo-European, and the breakoff into the various branches. Really fascinating stuff if you're a language buff.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (YXJ+5)

75 Still, glad to be back.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (tr2D7)
******************

Glad you're back. I asked mine about ablation and he goes into preference for drugs and I say burn it and be done with it and he says new info that it comes back in ten years.

Surgeons aren't interested in conversation and I could tell that was the end of it.

Anyway, glad you made it, glad you're back.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (V86aL)

76 70 My big thing about seafood. I'm good with the kind you can gut, the stuff like clams not so much.
Posted by: X-ray at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (VDQek)

You do not like scallops?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)

77 Kindletot, is that a lecture series by the same lecturer, or a different one? If different, which is the history of English series?

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (9asJl)

78 Would likely stay fresh longer. I seem to remember reading there was an attempt to offer irradiated produce in the 50's. The irradiated stuff lasted far longer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (rb1zT)

Wouldn't millennials be afraid of it?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (cu8/f)

79 Is that Bill Buckner hate earlier in the thread?

Heh.

After all this time? That's a grudge to rival the wrath of Khan.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 17, 2017 10:22 PM (H5knJ)

80 I didn't know Jeff Sessions liked booze that much.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 17, 2017 10:22 PM (2NqXo)

81 re 59:
"
hey Wierd Dave!
why do you always spell your first name wrong?
"

for the same reason that Keith Olbermann's half black brother Antwayne spells his name Barack Obama. It's just common sense.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 17, 2017 10:22 PM (ILitO)

82 Well, so much for GAINZZ for me:

At Amazon, I guess I'm on a Monin syrups kick. I got the Mango (which was great!) and the Dutch Chocolate (good but not exactly super-chocolaty). Now I have the Lime, which is also IMHO pretty good but could be just a tiny bit better. Glad I bought all of them though. Next I want to try their Cinnamon and their Coconut.

Also, I bought a box of "Iconic Candy" Reed's Cinnamons from Amazon; I thought they weren't available anymore. Good news: the retread still tastes good; the bad news, the lozenges don't look half as beautiful as the old ones did. Then again, it's the taste that matters most, I guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:22 PM (eMKNe)

83 Revolutions is good. English Civil war was interesting because I had no idea how little I actually knew about it. Turns out it wasn't started by people who wanted to kill Charles I, and he kind of milquetoasted his way there. It also had a war on Christmas and real live commies. I don't think I could follow the French Revolution(s) with a roadmap and Virgil acting as a tour guide. The Haitian Revolution was a Bosch painting set to Yakety Sax, and the American Revolution wasn't anything I didn't already know but was still enjoyable to listen to.

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History always gets a mention whenever pogcats come up as a topic. They're fun to listen to on a long drive, but not without their flaws. Historically, it's kind of like reading the comic book version. Fun, yeah, but it's not exactly rigorous history.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:23 PM (y87Qq)

84 Tonypete- good on ya, mate! glad yer back..

*no idea why I am talking Aussie here*

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:23 PM (5tSKk)

85 62 Ktgreat

Yup, same here.

And CBD told me he had similar issue.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:23 PM (vUcdz)

86 Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 17, 2017 10:22 PM (H5knJM

Not really. He was the first athlete that I could think of who was famous for not catching something.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

87 I miss living in New Hampshire sometimes. I could go the grocery store, pick out a lobster, have the store steam it while I waited. Total cost for a 1.5 lbs lobster $5.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (9TwHE)

88 Listening to the Zac Brown Band, Devil Went Down to Georgia, Live at Bonaroo. Holy shit these guys are good. I'm a die-hard metal head, but I love the Zac Brown Band.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (bZ4w4

_________

I used to go see him in Smyrna, Ga at the little bar where got his start. Audience of no more than 100. Good times.

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (0RyQ0)

89 >>>BREAKING: 80,000 Mariners will get Medicaid coverage.


Good to hear. I think this albatross has given me avian flu.

Posted by: S. T. Coleridge at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

90 There was a piece today by the Daily Caller about a new book by a Guardian reporter about the Steele "dossier."

http://tinyurl.com/y9ovnhgf

There are a number of thing just in the short piece but this jumped out at me.

First.
"Steele has revealed in London court filings that he did not distribute the dossier to anyone outside of Fusion GPS, British intelligence, Arizona Sen. John McCain and one of his associates, David Kramer."

McCain and his associate Kramer got copies in Nov. 2016. Kramer from Steele himself and within the next day McCain got another copy from Fusion GPS head Simpson.

But the reporter for the Guardian wrote...

"In October an email written by a person in the Clinton camp reached my inbox. It set out some of the unproven allegations against Trump, including sex with prostitutes in Moscow. The email said the claims came from a source inside the FSB. This was not Steele's work, but some of it echoes the dossier."

The Hillary camp was peddling the "pee-party" story to reporters in October and claiming they got it themselves from the FSB. Either they had their own contacts with the FSB or they were upset that the Steele "dossier" hadn't gotten traction with the press and were feeding some of it to reliable left reporters trying to get it fed into the US MSM.

Also it seems that the "dossier" was the main part of a briefing on the Congressional Intel gang of 8 in August 2016. Russians talking to and about Carter Page were the main topic. This is a month before a FISA warrant was issued to grab Page's electronic communications which happened after he left the campaign.

Posted by: geoffb at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (zOpu5)

91 Posted by: moki at November 17, 2017 10:07 PM (V+V4
---
gracias for the kind thoughts, as we say here in #Failifornia...

Flonase is a steroid, and my immune system is already a hot mess, due to 3 anaphylactic reactions AND ulcerative colitis...

the GI docs at the VA keep trying to put me on immunosuppressants, because it's easier for them, and i keep telling them i don't want to be like Glen Frey, dying of pneumonia at 64 (or younger) because they killed what's left of my immune protection.

they really don't give a shit about individual patients, they just want to lower their patient load, and if that means filling us full of drugs so we'll go away and die faster, they're good with that outcome.

to them it's a feature, not a bug.

bastards.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (q3X5U)

92 F***, now I want lobster. Do you know what it costs to get a properly lively lobster on the West Coast?


You can't. Money doesn't matter.

Even in New England you can't get a good lobster unless you catch it yourself. The few days that they spend between the trap, the pound, and the market change they way they taste.

Fresh lobster out of a trap is inimitable.

(It's been a dozen years since I had a boat and traps a recreational lobster license, I'm just being a dick).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (gIRsn)

93 I have always thought they should irradiate all veggies.. but then I got to wondering if the process is cumbersome and would slow down delivery and raise prices.

But libtards would raise a ruckus anyways.. so never mind..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (5tSKk)

94 I love lobster, crab, scallops...now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

95 Thank you ibguy and yes, Salty Dog, set the prayer phaser to *low* for now.

When I was in the Cardiac Imaging Lab I was looking at some of the other patients and I thought WOW, these guys look baaaad.

So maybe we redirect our prayers to the unknown sufferers among us. Some of them had that yellow-green promise of death skin color about them.

Poor bastards.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7)

96 A couple of months ago I tried making cioppino.

It was good... but I actually *forgot* to use the big, expensive can of crab I bought!

It's still in the fridge. What should I make with it, everyone?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)

97 If anyone wants to build an antichrist, sorry, the patent is taken.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybbrnxo7

Posted by: Methos at November 17, 2017 10:26 PM (XQvuQ)

98 Doggie video seems just cruel. Poor thing obviously has eyesight or coordination problems, and throwing treats to that way, just to make fun of it kind of sadistic, in my book.

Oh. speaking of books, in the last thread, the one I was speaking of as "crap" was "50 shades". I have heard before that the Jaws book is a much lesser thing than the film.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:26 PM (oPNmq)

99 87 I miss living in New Hampshire sometimes. I could go the grocery store, pick out a lobster, have the store steam it while I waited. Total cost for a 1.5 lbs lobster $5.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (9TwHE)


Have you tried Cloggenstien's All-Natural Vermont Tofu Lobsters?

Posted by: Miklos is gourmand at November 17, 2017 10:26 PM (zCyNd)

100 Regarding millennials co-living. I sometimes watch Judge Judy, which is in California. That state where, thanks to liberal policies, fully employed forty year olds can't afford their own home or apartment.

You know what you get when adults have to share living space? Fighting. Fighting over money. Fighting over cleanliness. Fighting over food. Fighting over personal property. Fighting over the tv set. Fighting over overnight guests.

Happiness is not having your roommate's azzhole boyfriend eating your groceries and sitting on your couch watching tv for 8 hours.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 17, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

101 It's hell being a bit north of 29.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (tr2D7)

My mother has been cardioverted many times. She is on a few drugs that I don't recall the names right now.

She also has had a prodecure where they go in the artery in the thigh, cardiac catheterization and zap the part of the heart that is sending the incorrect electrical impulses. She's had this procedure twice.
She has a leaky mitral? valve that is causing the problem.

Take care of yourself.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (Ri/rl)

102 You do not like scallops?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)
Maybe I'm wrong but there is no dark part to a scallop. so I assumed they were clean.

Posted by: X-ray at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (VDQek)

103 96 I actually *forgot* to use the big, expensive can of crab I bought!
It's still in the fridge. What should I make with it, everyone?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)


Crab salad. Keep it simple.

I say that mostly because I figure you don't want me to describe the Chinese soup that would require really good homemade chicken stock and corn.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (Vb4BV)

104 Grump928: palantir maybe?

Richard Boone was so cool as Palantir.

Posted by: mindful webworker's crossed circus at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (NU2/k)

105 Scallops are the bacon of the seafood world. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (eMKNe)

106 Mariners: We....We don't have that many players.

Well, they did wind up using about 80,000 starting pitchers this past season. So there's that.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 10:28 PM (EzdLW)

107 Splunge, thanks!
Maybe a Louie crab salad? Mmmm...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:28 PM (eMKNe)

108 89 >>>BREAKING: 80,000 Mariners will get Medicaid coverage.

Good to hear. I think this albatross has given me avian flu.
Posted by: S. T. Coleridge at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

That was a witty one, yuk yuk yuk. Well done.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (9asJl)

109 62 Did anyone else try to do the delivery.com donation for rickl today? Both times I tried, I got to the end of the process and their server was down.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (f8ilN)


They've been notified. The website seems to prefer Internet Explorer. Try through that and let me know if you're still having a problem. It does work because several have come through.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (Enq6K)

110 8 Im actually awake for the ONT!!!! Nicely done Weird Dave. I especially like the dog who cannot dog. I have one too. I find it less messy to just put the food in his mouth.
Posted by: moki


Yeah if I toss anything to my beagle it just hits her in the head. I finally just threw away the tennis balls and frisbees.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

111 I also wonder if I could toss the crab in with the ramen I make from time to time.

Only problem is: I'm not always making ramen and don't think I could possibly use the whole can very quickly. Does leftover crab, once out of the can, take well to freezing?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (eMKNe)

112 Lobster looks tasty.

My first thought was, I hope that is in someone's else's kitchen. That smell would last for days.

Is it a DNA thing? Meat, I'm hungry for and it's satisfying. Seafood, never. I'll eat it, but I won't choose it. Surprised they didn't throw me out of New England.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (H0quv)

113 I feel sorry for millenials searching for an identity.. After thousands of years it seems everything new has been done.. If I were to copy ? One word to you millenials. Flappers!! Run with it trust me.

Posted by: Voter Dude trend watcher/partaker extraordinaire at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (0mobI)

114 Still, glad to be back.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2017 10:09 PM (tr2D7)

And we are glad to have you back! I hope that your docs have a handle on this, and a repeat performance is off the agenda.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (oPNmq)

115 Is that Bill Buckner hate earlier in the thread?

Heh.

After all this time? That's a grudge to rival the wrath of Khan.



After all this time, it wasn't Buckner's fault.

He couldn't walk. He was hobbling. It was obvious. MacNamara left him in the game, unaccountably.

Also, Calvin Sciralidi blew a save.

If it weren't for 2004 and the history since this would all be too painful, but now it's just history.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM (gIRsn)

116 105 Scallops are the bacon of the seafood world. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (eMKNe)


True, but (oh no I feel a rant coming on)

If you buy them at a f***ing supermarket they might have been treated with some sort of bullsh!t chemical that causes them to swell up with water and makes them f***ing impossible to brown in a pan. They will just exude tons of water and expire into a bunch of useless scallop threads.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (Vb4BV)

117 109 Tami

FWIW, both CBD and I had the same problem, both using IE.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (vUcdz)

118 Millenials are like the Soviets in the 50s/60s/70s claiming they invented things first, except the Millennials claim to have invented only the stupid stuff.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (lKEuo)

119 Oh, and everyone: I have a work story to share.

Long story short: I was stupid and if I get fired, it's my own fault.

BUT... and irony alert... for right now, everything is okay.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (eMKNe)

120 Revolutions is good. English Civil war was interesting..

-----
The list of British rebellions is as long as your arm:

http://tinyurl.com/yatvhzyt

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (9tO1t)

121 68 Listening to the Zac Brown Band, Devil Went Down to Georgia, Live at Bonaroo. Holy shit these guys are good. I'm a die-hard metal head, but I love the Zac Brown Band.


That was Dave Grohl's opinion when he first heard them. Watched some doc he did where he went to some of the cities he toured in but never really visited and checked the music scenes out. When he went to Nashville, he (and Foo Fighters) visited the Zac Brown Band and Dolly Parton. It was kind of interesting actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (kvKRQ)

122 Flappers!! Run with it trust me.
Posted by: Voter Dude trend watcher/partaker extraordinaire at November 17, 2017 10:29 PM


Mud flaps? Got 'em.

Posted by: Lena at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

123 It's... impressive... how quickly one can get 100 comments behind.

Posted by: mindful webworker's still back at the last intersection at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (NU2/k)

124 Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (V86aL)

That's what my mother has had twice, ablation. It's worked for her. She's 80, if that had failed her options were not good. Some strong meds that were very expensive that also had a lot of side effects.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (Ri/rl)

125 96 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)

Crab cakes.

Yum.

Posted by: Marcus Forealius at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (0RHwa)

126 >>>Stacked Nicki Minaj Does a Porny Cover Shoot for Paste Magazine; Content Warning How is this newsworthy, you ask? Well, Busty Lesbian Porn. <<<




Damn! My two favorite things. Busty lesbian porn, and paste!!!

Posted by: Joke Biden at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (LHVhu)

127 I used to go see him in Smyrna, Ga at the little bar where got his start. Audience of no more than 100. Good times.
Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (0RyQ0)

Holy crap, that must have been fun. Serious talent. The best shows I've seen have been small venues. Good sound quality, great interaction with the band and the audience.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (bZ4w4)

128 You do not like scallops?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)
Maybe I'm wrong but there is no dark part to a scallop. so I assumed they were clean.


You haven't had scallops until you've snorkeled for them in the gulf. Catch 'em while they're scooting along, crack 'em open and eat 'em while they are still twitching. Mmmmmm....

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (Nyyc4)

129 Splunge, that sounds spooky.

My neighborhood is getting an actual Whole Foods sometime next year. I know about the bad rep, the prices, etc etc but there's some items that I have a hunch are best bought there, if you can stand to spend the bucks.

Anyone here have experiences with WF's seafood, good or bad?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (eMKNe)

130 118 Millenials are like the Soviets in the 50s/60s/70s claiming they invented things first, except the Millennials claim to have invented only the stupid stuff.
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (lKEuo)


Inwenting stupid stuff was a Russian inwention.

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (Vb4BV)

131 Marcus, hmmm... thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (eMKNe)

132 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572143925678080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572239119667201

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572325031571463

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572454304174080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572546360762368

Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (eh0Va)

133 It's still in the fridge. What should I make with it, everyone?

Posted by: qdpsteve
.............
Crab dip? My wife and kids love it.. cream cheese and good crap.. not sure what else.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (5tSKk)

134 Did anyone else try to do the delivery.com donation for
rickl today? Both times I tried, I got to the end of the process and their server was down.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (f8ilN)
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I don't know if Tami is here, but some people have obviously gotten through because she got notifications. So thank you everyone! You can also send a check; that's what I did.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (UoSKV)

135 73 When I saw the prairie dog, my first thought was "Hmm, CaliGirl finally found the right bait." I was kinda waiting for the shot to ring out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:20 PM (9tO1t)

I still haven't caught that sucker and there's a new hole under a really old rose bush down by the pool.

I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (Ri/rl)

136 mmmm... homemade tamales....

Posted by: mindful webworker's channeling d'Homer at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (NU2/k)

137 You know what you get when adults have to share living space? Fighting. Fighting over money. Fighting over cleanliness. Fighting over food. Fighting over personal property. Fighting over the tv set. Fighting over overnight guests.

Happiness is not having your roommate's azzhole boyfriend eating your groceries and sitting on your couch watching tv for 8 hours.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 17, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

Sounds exactly like young people.

I hate roommates. I'd rather live alone in a hovel.

Or a van down by the river.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (cu8/f)

138 .............
Crab dip? My wife and kids love it.. cream cheese and good crap.. not sure what else.


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
...........
OOOOPS!

Crab.. NOT crap

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (5tSKk)

139 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572635380658177

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572823667232768

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931572930999472129

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931573031553691648

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/931573191591514112

Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (eh0Va)

140 Chi-Town, thanks for that too!

I was thinking about that. I only recently learned to make, and fell in love with, clam dip. I imagine I could just switch out the clams with crab and get something tasty. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

141 97 gol danged patent office...

Posted by: Geo Soros formerly lnown as B El Zeebub at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (0mobI)

142 FWIW, both CBD and I had the same problem, both using IE.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:30 PM (vUcdz)

Oh weird. He told me he finally got through using IE.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (Enq6K)

143 The list of British rebellions is as long as your arm:

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (9tO1t)


Ah yeah, the Levelers are what I was thinking of. I think. Could've been the Diggers.

Speaking of Soviet commies claiming to have invented things - they couldn't even invent f'ng communism.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (y87Qq)

144 Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (9tO1t)
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🎊

Hooray! You're back! I've missed you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (UoSKV)

145 so, you guys are already here.

ok.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (AxFdW)

146 129 Splunge, that sounds spooky.

My neighborhood is getting an actual Whole Foods sometime next year. I know about the bad rep, the prices, etc etc but there's some items that I have a hunch are best bought there, if you can stand to spend the bucks.

Anyone here have experiences with WF's seafood, good or bad?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (eMKNe)


It varies by area. I'm not all that far from the coast, and my WF is basically "the only place I would buy seafood, if I weren't traveling to the distant Chinese suppliers, and except for one very good seafood store that is distinct to my town only". Very high marks. YMMV

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (Vb4BV)

147 Chi-Town, looks like you have the same keyboard afflictions I do :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (eMKNe)

148 Anyone here have experiences with WF's seafood, good or bad?

Posted by: qdpsteve
............
My daughters swear by their seafood counter.. but I cannot stomach the prices.. Older daughter gets swordfish when it is reasonable.. reasonable = like $20 per pound..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (5tSKk)

149 It was good... but I actually *forgot* to use the big, expensive can of crab I bought!


It's still in the fridge. What should I make with it, everyone?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)
---
that's easy: cat food.

you're welcome!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:35 PM (q3X5U)

150 I hate roommates. I'd rather live alone in a hovel.

Or a van down by the river.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (cu8/f)



And what is your name, little girl?

Posted by: Joey Biden's bitchin' van at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

151 I love what Wm Clark called prairie dogs: whistle pigs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (bZ4w4)

152 I used to go see him in Smyrna, Ga at the little bar where got his start. Audience of no more than 100. Good times.
Posted by: Sidedraft
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*?*

Hmm. What bar?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (9tO1t)

153 142 Tami

Well, plan to try again over the weekend.

Gotta love the tech

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (vUcdz)

154 Did I also mention, I recently discovered halibut fish and chips at a place nearby me, called Little Fishermen's?

OMG soooo good.
Unfortunately, also so expensive. $20 for three moderate-sized pieces of fried halibut, fries and a drink.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (eMKNe)

155 Okay: the Mariners tweet was the funniest thing ever.

Posted by: Shopgirl: Get well soon Ned Yost #raised Royal at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (x3yKT)

156 Holy crap, that must have been fun. Serious talent. The best shows I've seen have been small venues. Good sound quality, great interaction with the band and the audience.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:32 PM (bZ4w4)

______

Yessir. I lived about mile away at the time. It was my usual hangout back then. He is a stone cold solid good Dude.

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (0RyQ0)

157

If you are gonna freeze crab, mix in a bit of either buttermilk or coconut milk... the high fat content does an amazing job preserving the flavor.

2 weeks ago I processed 24 drabs we pulled up, 40 pounds of whole crab. Did 1/2 Bmilk 1/2 Cmilk (we do a large amount of asian dishes). Taste tested last week, amazing!

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (t3kPl)

158 That's almost the dog version of the cat video from the other night.

Posted by: Groo at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (w+Jhj)

159 Mike Duncan is a good guy. No idea about his politics, but he's cool.

I went on one of the History of Rome podcast tours -- the second one. Rome, Pompeii, and Istanbul with two dozen Roman history geeks from around the world. The only English-speaking country not represented was Australia.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (fVubI)

160 Haha. Honestly I so love this blog. Been a lurker for close to a year and a I really am loving it. Was just recommending to a friend this evening over dinnah- you HAVE to read this! Love the pet thread, gardening thread and the eschatological commentary. Keep up the good stuff.

Posted by: Leslie at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (yo8QV)

161 Splunge and Chi-Town, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (eMKNe)

162 Long story short: I was stupid and if I get fired, it's my own fault.

BUT... and irony alert... for right now, everything is okay.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:31 PM (eMKNe)


That's not much of a story. Care to expand upon that?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (cu8/f)

163 I see that the prairie dog is enjoying a Chateauneuf-du-Pape.

Teh kittehs prefer Heineken's: http://tinyurl.com/y9sy732l

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (3C9q2)

164 red, that's *after* it goes bad ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (eMKNe)

165 I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Vacuum cleaner salesman?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (9tO1t)

166 In Vino, did I see that you recently got engaged? If so, congratulations!

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (UoSKV)

167 ....cream cheese and good crap.. not sure what else.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (5tSKk)

A good crap makes everything better.

Posted by: Marcus Forealius at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (0RHwa)

168 155 Okay: the Mariners tweet was the funniest thing ever.
Posted by: Shopgirl: Get well soon Ned Yost #raised Royal at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (x3yKT)


Literasy is ovarated.

Posted by: child left behind at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (zCyNd)

169 Atlantic Coast, sure.

I talked politics at work.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (eMKNe)

170 "I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl"

Do you have a tool + die store in your area?

Posted by: Groo at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)

171 Haha. Honestly I so love this blog. Been a lurker for close to a year and a I really am loving it. Was just recommending to a friend this evening over dinnah- you HAVE to read this! Love the pet thread, gardening thread and the eschatological commentary. Keep up the good stuff.
Posted by: Leslie at November 17, 2017 10:38 PM (yo8QV)
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Stick around!

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 10:40 PM (UoSKV)

172 Well, plan to try again over the weekend.

Gotta love the tech

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (vUcdz)


There's some tech god somewhere that has it in for me.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 10:40 PM (Enq6K)

173 The good news re my job:
I found out my liberal co-workers aren't screaming SJWs. They can handle moderate conservative viewpoints, which is mostly what I have.

The bad news:

My boss, who is one of the libs, has good days and bad days. The past few days have been good. When things go bad.................

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:40 PM (eMKNe)

174 140 Chi-Town, thanks for that too!

I was thinking about that. I only recently learned to make, and fell in love with, clam dip. I imagine I could just switch out the clams with crab and get something tasty. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

Artichoke dip. I love that and it's easy. I haven't had it for years.
8 oz of each item
Cream cheese
Mayo
Parmesan cheese
Water packed artichoke hearts drained
Green chilis
Bake for 25 to 30 minutes at 350 degrees.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:40 PM (Ri/rl)

175 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)
Maybe I'm wrong but there is no dark part to a scallop. so I assumed they were clean.


Posted by: X-ray at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (VDQek)

When you eat real scallops, you are eating only the adductor muscles that operate the shells. Not the guts. When you eat fake scallops, you are eating fish meat punched out of the fins of skates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:40 PM (oPNmq)

176 I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (Ri/rl)

On'y one thing to do with weasels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:41 PM (cu8/f)

177 Do you have a tool + die store in your area?
Posted by: Groo at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)

Stupid autocorrect, too not tool

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:41 PM (Ri/rl)

178 Do you have a tool + die store in your area?
Posted by: Groo at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)


hardware store next to the undertaker's?

Posted by: Bricks 'n mortar at November 17, 2017 10:41 PM (zCyNd)

179 Bandersnatch: not entirely true. You just have to buy direct from the lobstermen.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (v8NF5)

180 I used to go see him in Smyrna, Ga at the little bar where got his start. Audience of no more than 100. Good times.
Posted by: Sidedraft
--------------

*?*

Hmm. What bar?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (9tO1t)

_'___

Dixie Tavern.

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (0RyQ0)

181 For podcasts I'd recommend Jocko podcast by Jocko Willink his are great. He's put me on to some great books and in general is a great podcast. If you like pro wrasslin' Stone Cold Steve Austin has a great podcast as well as Tak is Jericho. Tim Ferris is ok, I've heard great things about Dan Carlins' Hardcore History, Adam Carolla and the Joe Rogan Experience.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (IYHxL)

182
I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl
...........
As I was reading this, a big skink waddled across our patio - second time tonight!

We keep bright flood lights on to keep these pests out of our yard.. our dogs have been skunked too many times! So they move through our yard pretty fast..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (5tSKk)

183 If we can't take down a Democrat with actual photographic evidence then they can never be taken down.

And I see how the donks in the MSM are using the Franken matter to spin it back to President Trump.

These fuckers never stop.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (Wtll+)

184 CaliGirl, OMG!! Thanks so much!!!

Years ago Margaritaville had a line of spicy dips, and artichoke jalapeno was one of them. It was delicious, but of course since then Mr. Buffett obviously got some bad news from the sales figures and it's now impossible to find, so I've been looking for a couple years now for a duplicate recipe. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

185 140 I was thinking about that. I only recently learned to make, and fell in love with, clam dip. I imagine I could just switch out the clams with crab and get something tasty. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)


I had that epiphany a few years ago, too. For me, the secret to a clam dip I would accept was onion juice. What was it for you?

Crab is really different, it's so delicate. Never tried to make a dip, but if I did, I'd go very minimal. Might even resort to shallots.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (Vb4BV)

186 Yessir. I lived about mile away at the time. It was my usual hangout back then. He is a stone cold solid good Dude.
Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (0RyQ0)

The best performance of the National Anthem I ever saw was a few years ago when the Falcons were in the NFC championship (I think), and the Zac Brown Band sang it. Beautiful harmony.

I think booking them for a Super Bowl Halftime show would mend some fences. Jus' sayin'...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (bZ4w4)

187 Since I live in Minnesota the occasional fish I eat I caught. So not much lobster or clams unless I happen to be on business trip on a coast. Oh and never clams. Gizzards are better.

Posted by: X-ray at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (VDQek)

188 Just printed your recipe, CaliGirl! Thanks again. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

189 Hammer,

Bit nippy out lately, eh?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)

190 Maybe the dog needs glasses

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (dab45)

191 You just have to buy direct from the lobstermen.
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (v8NF5)


Persons of Lobster.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (y87Qq)

192 Prarie Dog? Talk about Americana.. I don't know the Latin for species,genre of a Prarie Dog but the Cowboys and Pioneers called em as they saw em..love it!

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (0mobI)

193 Weirddave, last night's ONT cracked me up. That was from my home town.

It's been on the net that an arial view made it look like a penis, but the water spews is just the icing on the cake. Well done.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (yJ1e6)

194 Is a prairie dog considered a rodent?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: mpfs at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (mTUqn)

195 "I'm giving you a choice, Either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trashcan!"

Posted by: Nada at November 17, 2017 10:44 PM (HVt0H)

196 Splunge, yum, I will have to try that.

My secret for clam dip is the same as for most other things i like to fix: lots of spicy add-ons. Tabasco, RedHot, diced serranos/jalapenos, Spanish paprika, the works. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:45 PM (eMKNe)

197 And what is your name, little girl?

Posted by: Joey Biden's bitchin' van at November 17, 2017 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

I had a creepy uncle Joe. Clueless though I was, I knew there was something wrong with him. He's kids were both weird, and now they're both dead.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:45 PM (cu8/f)

198 Crab meat you have need to be used? Get some good mushrooms and stuff 'em with it + a little bit of Soy sauce, then broil them til the edges of the mushrooms start to crinkle just a bit.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 17, 2017 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)

199 Richard Boone was so cool as Palantir.

Smaug. He was the voice of Smaug. So iconic that Jackson tried to mix Cucumberpatch's voice to match.

It failed.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (fVubI)

200 I also saw a weasel on my porch, he was a foot from me. He needs to die tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:33 PM (Ri/rl)

I saw a fox run across the road, in town, as I was driving home this evening. Pointed, and said to the dog, "Look, Pogo, a fox." She stared out the window and made the funniest noises for several minutes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (oPNmq)

201 Yikes.. just looked at WF's online ordering page.. swordfish steaks $27.50 a pound.. yellow fin tuna - $30 bucks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (5tSKk)

202 Asheville, that sounds great too, thanks. :-)

Interestingly, I'm probably the most adventurous eater in my family. None of the rest of my loved ones will even touch mushrooms, anchovies or calamari.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (eMKNe)

203 Kindletot, is that a lecture series by the same
lecturer, or a different one? If different, which is the history of
English series?
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 17, 2017 10:21 PM (9asJl)


The history of English one is historyofenglishpodcast.com by Kevin Stroud.

The Mises one is from Mises.org, and it is all sorts of lecturers. All sorts of subjects too--mostly economics.

Oooh, HEY! The stone pages archeo podcast is back and running! It was down for a while. It is mostly reading news releases with some research behind them. The current reader is Philip Hansen, who is Danish, and it is a hoot listening to him try to pronounce Spanish place names

http://www.stonepages.com/news/podcast.xml


I am always looking for decent podcasts, but I have low tolerance for sloppy logic, spotty research and fanboi attitudes.
And nasally voices that say "uh" every 15 words bug me too.


Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (2K6fY)

204 I'll put in a good word for the podcasts by John Batchelor.
Always topical and informative.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2017 10:47 PM (w7KSn)

205 good evening cliquers ! sorry to interrupt. all's well in the hood ?

Posted by: flat foot at November 17, 2017 10:47 PM (8elQA)

206 Chi-Town, yeesh :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:47 PM (eMKNe)

207 oooo.. just thought about crab rangoon! yummy..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:47 PM (5tSKk)

208 I talked politics at work.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:39 PM (eMKNe)

Well fuck me, that'll do it.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (cu8/f)

209 Well ladies and gentlemen, I am the proud new owner of a Pendelton Westerly, courtesy of my loving wife.

Time to make a white russian.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (z79tQ)

210 I was thinking about that. I only recently learned
to make, and fell in love with, clam dip. I imagine I could just switch
out the clams with crab and get something tasty. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

One would think you would know better, than to make reference to "clam dip" here.

Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (oPNmq)

211 Dave at Buffalo Roam: oooooh, crab tamales!!!! Yum!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (eMKNe)

212 200 AOP

"Look, Pogo, a fox"

"Maybe a five, at best" - Pogo

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (vUcdz)

213 Atlantic Coast, yup.

I guess I'm about to find out how valuable I am in the office.

At least I have a backup plan if things go sour.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:49 PM (eMKNe)

214 188 Just printed your recipe, CaliGirl! Thanks again. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

Just chop the artichoke hearts and stir all other ingredients together. It doesn't look appetizing but my husband and his friends inhale it immediately. It's good with crackers or baguette or crudites.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:49 PM (Ri/rl)

215 Gwyneth, I'm learning to love clam and craps unironically. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:49 PM (eMKNe)

216 "a Pendelton Westerly,"

Is that some kind of stylish all-weather jacket?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:50 PM (bZ4w4)

217 Well it looks like members of the Horde had the sense down in the Marvel SJW thread to NOT click on that Black Cat cosplay link I provided.

Bravo Zulu.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 10:51 PM (huhUB)

218 215 qdpsteve

Steamed, of course.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:51 PM (vUcdz)

219 Chi-Town, see what I did there? Just like you. ;-)

clam and *crabs* unironically. Although I want to try playing some craps next time I'm in Nevada too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:51 PM (eMKNe)

220 One would think you would know better, than to make reference to "clam dip" here.
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (oPNmq)

Almost as dangerous as mentioning pudding.....

Posted by: Marcus Forealius at November 17, 2017 10:51 PM (0RHwa)

221 ibguy, yup :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:51 PM (eMKNe)

222 The good news re my job:

I found out my liberal co-workers aren't screaming SJWs. They can
handle moderate conservative viewpoints, which is mostly what I have.



The bad news:



My boss, who is one of the libs, has good days and bad days. The
past few days have been good. When things go bad.................
---

It's called work because it's not supposed to be fun.

That's why you're paid.

So... on those not good days, think of all the bills you can pay off and things you can buy with that cash crazy boss is giving you.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 10:52 PM (aT+Bx)

223 Mmmm pudding!! Just got some Hersheys s'mores pudding tonight!

Okay guys, let's hear the 'urban dictionary' translation of this one... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

224

Bluebell - shanked anyone lately? Do tell!

I guess we are 'pre-engaged' I followed the advice of several fine Morons and gave her a promise ring... she flipped, in a good way, lucky for me... she's a keeper and we are going to go visit her family next April... going to ask her dad to propose and give an engagement ring...

Ridiculous in our age and time, but I have a romantic streak a mile wide (shsss!)...

Thanks for asking and thank you all for your butt kicking motivation!

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (t3kPl)

225 IIRC, there's a few gamers here.... someone opened a Minecraft server (apparently on Reddit) for those of you into such things

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/149877603

original poast is SFW.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (q3X5U)

226 Please please please QdpSteven, do not dunk your junk in the pudding...

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (huhUB)

227 Here's a film he made as part of his graduate studies examining the true story behind Paul Revere's ride

========

Paul Revere? Are you friggin kidding me? Why didn't you post a trigger warning?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (/qEW2)

228 make that 4chan, not Reddit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM (q3X5U)

229 Hi shibumi! Glad you're here! I have news...

1, I got a copy of Final Draft. I wish it weren't as pricey but OMG it's made my screenwriting so much easier.

And 2, I'm finally writing on a *really* productive schedule again. In fact I hope to have something I can show you all within a month or so.

In the meantime:
True, having this job is helping me out quite a bit. And I am *not* going to bring up the topic, EVER.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM (eMKNe)

230 "The Space Show" is a decent pogcats for space nerds, or at least it was - I haven't listened in a while. It's mostly about current events - who's doing what, what's been discovered lately and what it means, what probes are nearing their destinations, things like that. He gets excellent guests, asks good questions, and then shuts the hell up and lets them talk.

http://www.thespaceshow.com/

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM (y87Qq)

231 Anna, I don't have tastebuds down there so I don't think that'll be a problem ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (eMKNe)

232 His kids were both weird, and now they're both dead.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast


Thanks for taking care of that.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (pszv/)

233 Well ladies and gentlemen, I am the proud new owner of a Pendelton Westerly, courtesy of my loving wife.



Time to make a white russian.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (z79tQ)

Is that a shotgun, a boat, or a dog?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (oPNmq)

234 Thanks for asking and thank you all for your butt kicking motivation!
Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (t3kPl)

That's wonderful!

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (Ri/rl)

235 History of England podcast by David Crowther.

Frequently hilarious.

Posted by: filbert at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (s5o+q)

236 Although I want to try playing some craps next time I'm in Nevada too.

Posted by: qdpsteve
......
;-)

They always look like they are having such fun at the craps table! I cannot make heads or tails of the betting, though.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (5tSKk)

237 So what are you writing there qdpsteve?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 10:56 PM (huhUB)

238 got my calbar results tonight- passed.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 17, 2017 10:56 PM (UJJCx)

239 Y'all need to stop talking about shellfish because I can't eat it and you're making me hungry for it...dagnabit!

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 10:56 PM (Enq6K)

240 Well ladies and gentlemen, I am the proud new owner of a Pendelton Westerly, courtesy of my loving wife.


Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (z79tQ)

Did you get it at Burlington Coat Factory?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:56 PM (cu8/f)

241 Is that a shotgun, a boat, or a dog?


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
........
The cardigan Lebowski wore.. hence the white russian comment

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (5tSKk)

242 Chi-Town, yup re craps. I think the game is designed to be a bit weird. Kind of the gambling equivalent of a cult hit; it seems to only appeal to certain people, whereas almost anyone can figure out Blackjack or Roulette in minutes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (eMKNe)

243 I HAVE COME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS.....
And I'm all outta bubblegum.


(Why yes, I did pick up these Cartier knockoffs at Sunglasses Hut)

Posted by: Nada at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (HVt0H)

244 "Maybe a five, at best" - Pogo

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (vUcdz)

Hah! It appeared to be a cross fox, had patches of both red fox and gray fox coloration.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (oPNmq)

245 Anna, I'm writing my dark comedy about teenagers making a movie in the 1980s.

It's coming together better than I thought it would, so far at least. And thankfully, my fickle muse seems to be listening when I beckon her. Hope I can stay on her good side.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe)

246 Dixie Tavern.
Posted by: Sidedraft
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Damn. I missed that one. Don't recall it. Where is/was it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (9tO1t)

247 Hey Alan Jackson, how you doing? Glad to see you here.

Posted by: flat foot at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (8elQA)

248 238 got my calbar results tonight- passed.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 17, 2017 10:56 PM (UJJCx)

What great news, congrats.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (Ri/rl)

249 207 oooo.. just thought about crab rangoon! yummy..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:47 PM


I was craving it earlier, so I stopped by Pei-Wei.

It was. Awful. Like, I may never want it again, awful.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raised Royal at November 17, 2017 10:58 PM (x3yKT)

250 Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:53

Good on you. Be well and good luck.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 10:59 PM (yJ1e6)

251 Also, History of China podcast by Chris Stewart.

A Minnesotan transplanted to Shanghai recounts the history of Chinese civilization.

Frequent snark and humor in this one too.

Posted by: filbert at November 17, 2017 10:59 PM (s5o+q)

252
They always look like they are having such fun at the craps table! I cannot make heads or tails of the betting, though.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:55 PM (5tSKk)

I love blackjack...in theory. My math brain is so damn slow, however, and I would never stand a chance in any kind of casino scenario. Panic would have me saying things like, "uh," and "shit."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:59 PM (bZ4w4)

253 Asheville Robert - Colder, yup. Even though we've had a dusting of snow, this a.m. was the first time that I've seen frost. Put the last mow on the yard this afternoon...I hope.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (9tO1t)

254
Time to make a white russian.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 10:48 PM (z79tQ)

ZOMG!!! Collusion!!!

Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (ANIFC)

255 The cardigan Lebowski wore.. hence the white russian comment


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (5tSKk)

Aha! Yet another in the endless list of unseen movies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (oPNmq)

256 "a Pendelton Westerly,"

Is that some kind of stylish all-weather jacket?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 10:50 PM (bZ4w4)

A Pendelton Westerley is a sweater, a wonderful think warm sweater. Made famous (sort of) by being worn by Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (z79tQ)

257 Me: Richard Boone was so cool as Palantir.

Rob Crawford #199: Smaug. He was the voice of Smaug. So iconic that Jackson tried to mix Cucumberpatch's voice to match.
It failed.


Dang! I probably once knew that Boone voiced Smaug in that Hobbit flick. -- I was trying to play on the name Paladin, of course, he overexplained.

Now I need to dig my copy of that out of the catacombs and watch again. I think I have it on 78rpm.

Posted by: mindful webworker's honeyed catacombs at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (NU2/k)

258 Just chop the artichoke hearts and stir all other ingredients together. It doesn't look appetizing but my husband and his friends inhale it immediately. It's good with crackers or baguette or crudites.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 10:49 PM (Ri/rl)

That's almost identical to the one I make, except mine also has mozzarella and garlic in it but no jalapenos.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (Enq6K)

259 51 I was perusing a frozen food section at the grocery store. What's irradiated beef, and why do I want it?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:17 PM (cu8/f)

++++

It has been blasted with radiation to kill bacteria. Once the bacteria have been killed, they stop pooping all over your beef. Less bacteria poop = less sickness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_irradiation

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 11:01 PM (pvjTE)

260 Pug Mahon, that's *most* of us at the blackjack table anyway. :-)

I'm incredibly good at adding numbers quickly, so for me it's super easy. But I can understand others getting confused.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe)

261 http://www.thespaceshow.com/
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM (y87Qq)

Thanks for the suggestion - I'll have to check it out. Being a spacegeek and living in OH.....it's more than a little frustrating.

Posted by: Marcus Forealius at November 17, 2017 11:01 PM (0RHwa)

262 1, I got a copy of Final Draft. I wish it weren't as pricey but OMG it's made my screenwriting so much easier.

And 2, I'm finally writing on a *really* productive schedule again. In fact I hope to have something I can show you all within a month or so.


Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 10:54 PM


Some screenwriting points. Make sure you include...

1) Touching philosophical insights into the human condition. Regret, hubris, longing for the unobtainable, are all good elements in characterization.

2) Sharp dialogue that resonates with the viewer. It should be real and it should hit home.

3) Include boobs. As often as you can come up with ways for chicks to get their tops off.

4) Include really, really big boobs.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 11:01 PM (qGuLD)

263 A Pendelton Westerley is a sweater, a wonderful think warm sweater. Made famous (sort of) by being worn by Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski.
Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (z79tQ)

So I was closer than some of the other guesses.

Cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (bZ4w4)

264 Tami, mmm :-)

And Cali, that's how my crab dip is. It looks... not great, but tastes great. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

265 Even _The Nation_ is sick of this crap:
https://www.thenation.com/article/russiagate-is-more-fiction-than-fact/

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (v8NF5)

266 I guess we are 'pre-engaged' I followed the advice of several fine Morons and gave her a promise ring... she flipped, in a good way, lucky for me... she's a keeper and we are going to go visit her family next April... going to ask her dad to propose and give an engagement ring...

Ridiculous in our age and time, but I have a romantic streak a mile wide (shsss!)...

Thanks for asking and thank you all for your butt kicking motivation!
Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 10:53 PM (t3kPl)
---------

That's wonderful, not ridiculous in the least, and delightfully romantic. I'd say your young lady is a lucky gal. Despite what some of these goofballs say, marriage is a wonderful thing.

Now we can start planning your wedding for you! But not tonight because I'm turning into a pumpkin. But soon . . .

Congrats again!

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (UoSKV)

267 otho, done and done, especially #3 and #4. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

268 Dang! I probably once knew that Boone voiced Smaug
in that Hobbit flick. -- I was trying to play on the name Paladin, of
course, he overexplained.



Now I need to dig my copy of that out of the catacombs and watch again. I think I have it on 78rpm.

Posted by: mindful webworker's honeyed catacombs at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (NU2/k)

The second hobbit flick with Smaug is one of the few movies I have seen recently, and I have to admit that Smaug was pretty cool, and maybe the best-developed character in the film.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (oPNmq)

269 That's almost identical to the one I make, except mine also has mozzarella and garlic in it but no jalapenos.
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (Enq6K)

I should have written Ortega chilis. It's really good, yours sounds good too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (Ri/rl)

270 If the preppeddelivery.com consistently fails for anyone, just send a check to the bank.

It took me awhile, but I finally got through using Internet Explorer 11.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (wYseH)

271 Get a group of friends on a blackjack table and hog it. Make sure one of y'all know how to bet and understand that it's all about beating the house so sometimes someone is gonna have to hit in a spot they otherwise wouldn't.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (IYHxL)

272

YAY Farmer Bob! Congrats, what a real accomplishment! Can I hire you to sue scum bags?

CaliGirl, thank you! Who's up for a Moron wedding someday?!

Posted by: In Vino Verits at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (t3kPl)

273
Hah! It appeared to be a cross fox, had patches of both red fox and gray fox coloration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:57 PM (oPNmq)


I was told never to cross a cross fox. Mean little bastards.

Posted by: wary Miklos at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (zCyNd)

274 A Pendelton Westerley is a sweater, a wonderful think warm sweater. Made famous (sort of) by being worn by Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:00 PM (z79tQ)

I was kidding - I thought it might be some kind of exotic dog.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (cu8/f)

275 A true history of England? Well lads and lasses you kinna say yew ev'r did 'less ye reade 1066 And All That.

From whence ye shall learn of affairs of state as the Magna Garter and such things as Chapter XXXIX Anne, A Dead Queen, Succession of Wars or perhaps further afield shall entice thee with Chapter XLIII India. Cresey and the Black Whole. The Doldrums of Oudh.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (huhUB)

276 Great ONT! --- although the Golden made me cry.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (0jtPF)

277 Yikes.. just looked at WF's online ordering page.. swordfish steaks $27.50 a pound.. yellow fin tuna - $30 bucks!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 10:46 PM (5tSKk)



Don't . . . Order the swordfish

Posted by: Captain Billy Cutshaw at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (2K6fY)

278 Anon, I've read that the beef carvers actually don't want irradiation, because (among other things):

It makes the carvers and inspectors *too lazy.* Supposedly everyone gets the idea, "eh, it'll die once it's irradiated anyway." So you end up with product in the market that's maybe not unclean, but looks unclean.

Of course, it doesn't help that the gubmint also insists irradiated meat have a big sticker on it that reads IRRADIATED. People wonder why it's not glowing green when they see that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (eMKNe)

279 I was kidding - I thought it might be some kind of exotic dog.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 11:04 PM (cu8/f)

Maybe it was. It's a sweater now.

Posted by: OneEyedJackAbides at November 17, 2017 11:05 PM (z79tQ)

280 I should have written Ortega chilis. It's really good, yours sounds good too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 11:03 PM (Ri/rl)


I always have to make two because it is gone in a flash.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 11:05 PM (Enq6K)

281 Damn! My two favorite things. Busty lesbian porn, and paste!!!
Posted by: Joke Biden


You left out the sweet smell of little girls' hair, creep.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 17, 2017 11:05 PM (+lVUW)

Oh My: Anti-Aging Drug Trials To Begin in Dogs in 2019, and Humans In 2022, if the Dog Trials Are Successful?

What I'd give to be 29 again.

Why start with dogs? Interestingly, it's not just that dogs are a big animals with some similarities to humans. It's that if it works on dogs, bang, you have a salable product right there-- people will pay to de-age their beloved mutts.

Which would then fund the next research phase, for humans.

George Church describes the roadmap for to human aging reversal treatments

We will see the first aging reversal test in dog trials in the next year or two. If that works, human trials are another two years away, and eight years before they’re done. Once you get a few going and succeeding it’s a positive feedback loop.

His company Rejuvenate Bio is actually working on the dog trial now.

The particular dog model we’re using has a heart disease issue. Rejuvenate Bio is still semi-stealth mode, incubator mode, but the trial is not a secret. Dogs are a market in and of themselves. It’s not just a big organism close to humans. It’s something people will pay for. And the FDA process is much faster for dogs than for humans — a little over a year versus nine years or so. We’ll do dog trials and that’ll be a product, and that’ll pay for scaling up in human trials.

FDA does not need to classify aging as a disease in order for them to treat it

The FDA does not need to classify aging as a disease. If you actually have something that causes aging reversal, [the FDA] will approve it. You’ll frame it in conventional terms, but it can have additional benefits. In other words If you have something that fixes one disease problem and happens to fix a bunch of others, you don’t need to put them all on the label. The FDA doesn’t stop you for using things off label or curing two things at once.

I mean, what I'd give to be 29 at some point this year. I'll be 29 then at some future date.

But what I'd give to then stay 29.

Bullshit? Probably. But... if the rule is "disbelieve 99% of what you read," fine, this is in the 1% I'm choosing to believe.

Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM




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1 Ah, the heady days of being 28. Last year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:02 PM (rb1zT)

2 And I feel bold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:03 PM (rb1zT)

3 Also, it seems like the article has some grammatical issues.

Translation?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:04 PM (rb1zT)

4 Ima really pump 'em out now!

Posted by: A Pez Dispenser at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (Tyii7)

5 wut?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (q3X5U)

6 x

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (/qEW2)

7

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (WE5/U)

8 save tags #FTW?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (q3X5U)

9 Ooh, bold.

Posted by: lizardbrain - now with extra class at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (zqw2D)

10 Friday Night Bold!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (O5Q3r)

11 It's a very bold experiment. Do we know for sure if it worked on Ms. Dunham?

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (14URa)

12
I call this bold talk from a one-armed Shelvey McShelverson!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (pNxlR)

13 Is that 29 in dog years?

Posted by: Miklos M. at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (zCyNd)

14 Very bold, Ace.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (xJa6I)

15 you're welcome!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (q3X5U)

16 AoS: The Emboldening

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (ppaKI)

17 Or not.

Posted by: lizardbrain - now with extra class at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (zqw2D)

18 I see no possible way this will go awry.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (dEQP3)

19
This is impossible.

Let me guess what the source is: Stem Cells from Babies??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (WE5/U)

20 I wish they'd do those trials with my pup, Logan. He's a 5 year old Rottie and they don't live so long...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (xJa6I)

21 I don't care if i am 29 again, but i would sure like to FEEL a 29 yr old again....

Posted by: goatexchange at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (YFnq5)

22
The Paolo, he give you ladies injection that make you feel young again.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (eXA4G)

23 I'd make a bold joke but it would be pointless. Like procreating in the face of certain extinction in 500 million years.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (60v4h)

24 Oh and that 'exercise pill' seems to be a real thing. GW501516 is what it's called, right? According to the New Yorker (so, yeah, some salt required) it's already popular on the black market for bodybuilders.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (xJa6I)

25
Even HGH can't do miracles.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (WE5/U)

26 bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (60v4h)

27 I want to see what the side effects are first.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (MYss1)

28 Sign me up!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (O5Q3r)

29 Hey everybody.

Blah blah. Time machine, anti-aging, etc etc.

I want my invisibility unitard!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (eMKNe)

30 23 I'd make a bold joke but it would be pointless. Like procreating in the face of certain extinction in 500 million years.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (60v4h)

The Golden Path, Grump. The Golden Path.

Posted by: Leto Atredies at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (rb1zT)

31 Why start with dogs? Interestingly, it's not just that dogs are a big animals with some similarities to humans. It's that if it works on dogs, bang, you have a salable product right there-- people will pay to de-age their beloved mutts.

Which would then fund the next research phase, for humans.


No. The next stage is to use the same technology to super-age various human assholes.

"Here, Mr. Soros, drink your orange juice. It's good for you."

Re dogs, I'd give a lot to have been able to give Max something that slowed the ageing process. If it came bundled with something that accelerated it, I'd have paid even more, and attended a few liberal mixers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (8UuKm)

32 Well if people get don't get old that's not gonna help the population problem.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (UdKB7)

33 Better living through chemistry.

Posted by: The 2000 year old dog at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l)

34 If they don't call this product 'Melange', they're missing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)

35 I want to see what the side effects are first.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (MYss1)

Only suicidal thoughts or actions and death. No biggie.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (T71PA)

36 where is the Jewish content in this thread?

asking for an idiot...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (q3X5U)

37 This is a very very bad idea. We have trouble with income inequality already where the super rich own half of everything. If the rich never die, they will own everything and all the rest of us will be poor serfs.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (4XCge)

38 34 If they don't call this product 'Melange', they're missing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)

Well, Soylent is already taken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (rb1zT)

39 36 where is the Jewish content in this thread?

asking for an idiot...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (q3X5U)

Oh no, I'm keeping my pants on for this thread.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (xJa6I)

40 If they put it on the market for dogs, just buy some and triple the dosage.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (MYss1)

41 So this is a systemic age-reversal? Not just a cosmetic effect? How do you get a younger spleen? I'm not getting this.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (lwiT4)

42
I've been chasing my spent youth for a long time.

If someone told me I'd get young again by sucking on the end of Chevy's tailpipe, I'd do it.

I spent lots of $$ on Peptides. Results were insignificant.

I would love to try HGH some day.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (WE5/U)

43 38 34 If they don't call this product 'Melange', they're missing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)

Well, Soylent is already taken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (rb1zT)

Very true. And very bizarre. Like naming your kid 'Benedict Arnold'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (xJa6I)

44 If the rich never die, they will own everything and all the rest of us will be poor serfs.



Unless we take their stuff.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (60v4h)

45 36 where is the Jewish content in this thread?

asking for an idiot...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (q3X5U)

I am sure the asshat will tell us it is made either from or for Jews.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (rb1zT)

46 33 Better living through chemistry.
Posted by: The 2000 year old dog at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l)



Yay us!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (8UuKm)

47

btw, why is HGH illegal without a scrip?

Why is our govt prohibiting HGH?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (WE5/U)

48 I don't see why people can't stay young by bathing in the blood of virgins. Look at me, I'm 234 and I hardly ever collapse.

Posted by: Hillary the Impaler at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (H5knJ)

49 Life insurance companies would love to sponsor this.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (ppaKI)

50 I am sure the asshat will tell us it is made either from or for Jews.


could be by.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (60v4h)

51 Let me guess how this is going to turn out.


It works perfectly, but.....IT MAKES YOU GROW BOOBS!!!

Posted by: Miklos MOLNr at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (zCyNd)

52 This will shoot lifetime warranties all to hell.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:12 PM (T71PA)

53 Right. Square this with the thread below. Who will be able to afford this miracle drug? Soros, Gates, Pelosi, Franken.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 08:12 PM (gEvQ8)

54 50 I am sure the asshat will tell us it is made either from or for Jews.


could be by.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (60v4h)

Israel, is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (rb1zT)

55 William S. Burrough's "Words of Advice for Young People":

"Well time hits the hardest blows.
Especially below the belt.
How's a young body grab you?
Like three card monte, like pea under the shell,
Now you see it, now you don't.
Haven't you forgotten something, gramps?
In order to feel something,
You've got to be there.
You have to be eighteen.
You're not eighteen.
You are seventy-eight.
Old fool sold his soul for a strap-on."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (8Zprg)

56 That guy already did it - Dorian Gay.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (bc2Lc)

57 It works perfectly, but.....IT MAKES YOU GROW BOOBS!!!

Kardashian ass.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (60v4h)

58 I wouldn't mind a pair of boobs.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (MYss1)

59 Square this with the thread below. Who will be able to afford this miracle drug?

-------------------

The winner of the Hunger Games?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (4XCge)

60 >>>>No. The next stage is to use the same technology to super-age various human assholes.<<<<

Zardoz punishment.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (3DZIZ)

61 With my luck, it would turn me into a man. Then I'd be gropin and grabbin all around Wal-Mart.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (lwiT4)

62 In Logan's Run you turned 29 and got killed at 30. So 29 forever, right?

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (fXd4g)

63 ...Soros, Gates, Pelosi, Franken.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 08:12 PM (gEvQ

The four horse's asses of the apocalypse.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (T71PA)

64 Sigh. This is terrible news.

Posted by: Travis Rieder at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

65 seems far fetched, editing the human genome on such a massive scale; changing the "state of cells"...I'll believe it when I see it. And not on the smallest set of cells , but the whole organism, or even a whole organ successfuly. if it works it would obviously be a great achievement, regenerating an organ that is failing.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (QC/4S)

66 I spent lots of $$ on Peptides. Results were insignificant.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (WE5/U)


Peptides + digestive tract = amino acids

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (8UuKm)

67 Mmm...as I keep living, more and more of my sci-fi novels keep coming true.

Next up, Pier's Anthony's Split Infinity?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (xJa6I)

68
Peptides + digestive tract = amino acids

Subcutaneous injections.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (WE5/U)

69
You're only as old as the women you feel.


*hic*


*mumble*


*Jew bastard*

Posted by: Mel Gibson drinking heavily at The Golden Horn at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (tDTdL)

70 So this is a systemic age-reversal? Not just a cosmetic effect? How do you get a younger spleen? I'm not getting this.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (lwiT4)


========

Yeah, I thought people died because the cells in certain organs did not reproduce (that is, by splitting into two new cells).

So I'd think any treatment of aging would have to consist of using stem cells (and adults do have stem cells).

Or you could alter the genes in the fertilized egg before it divides, in order to eliminate the genes responsible for aging.

But you can't just drink an elixir. It doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (/qEW2)

71 60 >>>>No. The next stage is to use the same technology to super-age various human assholes.

Zardoz punishment.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (3DZIZ)

Now that is a comprehension test I could pass.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (fXd4g)

72
Lines form on my face and hands
Lines form from the ups and downs
I'm in the middle without any plans
I'm a boy and I'm a man

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 08:15 PM (IqV8l)

73 Say, what would be a good method to fast-track the dog version to a human version in vivo? Cacciatore? Tartare?

Hypothetically.

Posted by: Oback Barama at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (y87Qq)

74 So does that mean you stay looking 80 forever? It sounds more like a curse.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (12Vsr)

75 69
You're only as old as the women you feel.


*hic*


*mumble*


*Jew bastard*
Posted by: Mel Gibson drinking heavily at The Golden Horn at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (tDTdL)

Shhh
Shhhhh

Mel Honey, go make another movie. It'll make you feel better.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (xJa6I)

76 Biodentical HGH is the Fountain of Youth and heals all sorts of major injuries. Guess what is super expensive to keep it away from us subhumans.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (g4lFK)

77
Ace, if you stay 29 forever, imagine the shelving you could put up.

Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)

78 If this adds one year to a dog's life, will it add seven years to mine?

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (EzdLW)

79 35 I want to see what the side effects are first.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (MYss1)

Only suicidal thoughts or actions and death. No biggie.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (T71PA)


Also, massive anal bleeding!

Posted by: Norm MacDonald at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (5sQ8t)

80 29 again?


No thanks.

Just kill me now, please.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (2Rule)

81 You morons go ahead and all take the pills that make you 29.

I'm going to go all Star Bellied Sneetches and make a 28 pill.

29 year olds are old, old, people with bad teeth and stained shorts. 28 is cool. 28 is hip.

Pay me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (gIRsn)

82 seems far fetched, editing the human genome on such a massive scale; changing the "state of cells"...I'll believe it when I see it. And not on the smallest set of cells , but the whole organism, or even a whole organ successfuly. if it works it would obviously be a great achievement, regenerating an organ that is failing.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (QC/4S)


========

It might be possible with a virus. That's basically what a virus does. It alters a cells DNA. They could create a friendly virus - that would do the trick.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (/qEW2)

83 79
Also, massive anal bleeding!
Posted by: Norm MacDonald at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (5sQ8t)


"We call it lube."

- - ISIS

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)

84
"I will not go to the third level with youuuuu!"

Boorman was a weird guy.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (3DZIZ)

85
DO you fear the force of the wind,
The slash of the rain?
Go face them and fight them,
Be savage again.
Go hungry and cold like the wolf,
Go wade like the crane:
The palms of your hands will thicken,
The skin of your cheek will tan,
You'll grow ragged and weary and swarthy,
But you'll walk like a man!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:18 PM (60v4h)

86

There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face
She pretended not to notice she was caught up in the race

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:18 PM (WE5/U)

87 The particular dog model we're using has a heart disease issue.

$20 says it's the 2014 CaniPro XL 250 with the off-road package. I don't know why they weren't forced to do a recall.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (y87Qq)

88
I want to go back to the actually year I was 29, but with all the accumulated knowledge of the ensuing 28 years so I can completely make a new set of totally fucked up life decisions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

89 healing an injury is one thing- HGh probably just accelerates the healing cycle -it goes into overdrive(those who know more please correct me if I am wrong), but what he is taking about is reversal of a process that is built into your genetic material.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (QC/4S)

90 Peptides + digestive tract = amino acids

Subcutaneous injections.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (WE5/U)


Go intravenous or go home.

(Do subcutaneous injections of ionized species make it into the circulatory system? Any Moron know?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (8UuKm)

91 36 where is the Jewish content in this thread?

asking for an idiot...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (q3X


The drug will me called Methuselah?

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (hbR5e)

92 Even in Bicentennial Man, the robot eventually wanted to die. I'm old now, but I really don't want to live forever or even to 100.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (gEvQ8)

93 You think of an anti-agent drug and you think, "That's good."

But if it's successful on humans, we'll be lied to that it failed, and we'll have Democrat politicians for all eternity because they will never die.

Nancy Pelosi for another hundred years. Think about that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (l9m7l)

94 I saw this episode in 1966. Star Trek: Miri.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (60v4h)

95 Be called*

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (hbR5e)

96 82 seems far fetched, editing the human genome on such a massive scale; changing the "state of cells"...I'll believe it when I see it. And not on the smallest set of cells , but the whole organism, or even a whole organ successfuly. if it works it would obviously be a great achievement, regenerating an organ that is failing.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (QC/4S)

========

It might be possible with a virus. That's basically what a virus does. It alters a cells DNA. They could create a friendly virus - that would do the trick.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:17 PM (/qEW2)

I've seen this movie. It didnt end well.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

97 Well, I guess you guys won't needing any of those 401k's or pension plans anymore...

Posted by: Congressperson Spendy McSpendypants at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (tMFgx)

98 I don't think many neurons divide or regenerate, particularly the important ones in the brain...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (e9G8E)

99 I want to go back to the actually year I was 29, but with all the accumulated knowledge of the ensuing 28 years so I can completely make a new set of totally fucked up life decisions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)


Sad but true.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (T71PA)

100 Ruth Bader Ginsberg is argument enough against this idea.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (2Rule)

101 Say, so are all of these virtually 30 year old men going to be interested in 18-19 year olds?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:21 PM (8Zprg)

102 Grups!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 17, 2017 08:21 PM (3DZIZ)

103 Dog trials first?



"Damn! Them bitches lookin' GOOD!"

Posted by: Miklos the dog lover at November 17, 2017 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

104 Ann Coulter is on Tucker talking about Al Franken. She is driving me nuts. She won't stop laughing. Gee whiz give her the hook.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:21 PM (lwiT4)

105 88
I want to go back to the actually year I was 29, but with all the accumulated knowledge of the ensuing 28 years so I can completely make a new set of totally fucked up life decisions.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

I'd like to go back to my 10-year-old self and tell him some things. I wouldn't be as miserable and fucked up as I am today.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:21 PM (NWiLs)

106 Let the rejuvenated groping commence.

Posted by: Al Franklin at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

107 I saw this episode in 1966. Star Trek: Miri.

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Is that the one where they wanted Kirk because he had been exposed to an infectious disease that would kill half the poplation? Kind of like a Typhoid Mary.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (4XCge)

108 Yeah, I thought people died because the cells in certain organs did not reproduce (that is, by splitting into two new cells).

Oh, splitting cells into two new cells. You mean as in growth, healing, or cancer? Like that?

Don't see any potential problems there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (8UuKm)

109 've seen this movie. It didnt end well.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

was just typing that same comment ...

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (QC/4S)

110 Bonk on the head

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

111 Aging is being approached from a number of different medical directions e.g. senescent cells, teleomeres, etc and there are a number of different substances people are taking now with varying degrees of benefits (some quite significant) e.g. rapamycin, epithalon (teleomeres), Nicotinamide riboside etc. You can read the forums at longecity and read what people are working with as well as different theories behind aging.

NB: when you read about some new research study which showed possible benefits of some substance for aging, there are people on forums trying (often successfully) to find a lab to make that substance and test it on themselves.

Posted by: Benko at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (/S81H)

112 Wasn't this covered in Gulliver's Travels, where there certain people who never died but all the friends and family they knew did and they were mumbling lunatics as they couldn't relate anymore to current trends.

Sounds familiar.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (nUkMr)

113 100 Ruth Bader Ginsberg is argument enough against this idea.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (2Rule)


You know who would get this first: George Soros.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:23 PM (8UuKm)

114 Do not go wrinkly into that good night.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:23 PM (Nwg0u)

115
I want to go back to the actually year I was 29, but with all the accumulated knowledge of the ensuing 28 years so I can completely make a new set of totally fucked up life decisions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)







Shorter version: Youth is wasted on the young.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2017 08:23 PM (eXA4G)

116 108 Yeah, I thought people died because the cells in certain organs did not reproduce (that is, by splitting into two new cells).

Oh, splitting cells into two new cells. You mean as in growth, healing, or cancer? Like that?

Don't see any potential problems there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (8UuKm)

Hey, I turned out pretty fucking OK!

Posted by: Deadpool at November 17, 2017 08:23 PM (NWiLs)

117 Elves. We'll all be elves, I tell's ya. Tall and pretty, live forever, play music and dance and do all kinds of gay shit.

It'll be paradise!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (xJa6I)

118 Fuck Darwin. Let's end evolution right here in this age of assholes.

Posted by: Thesgm at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (nAGHq)

119 If nobody grows old, what are we going to do about Neil Young?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUgGs9IStY

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (lwiT4)

120 I saw this episode in 1966. Star Trek: Miri

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Also Zardoz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (Nwg0u)

121 I don't think many neurons divide or regenerate, particularly the important ones in the brain...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (e9G8E)


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Or the heart. That's why I don't see how they can get around using a stem cell treatment, as opposed to ingesting some drug.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (/qEW2)

122 117 Elves. We'll all be elves, I tell's ya. Tall and pretty, live forever, play music and dance and do all kinds of gay shit.

It'll be paradise!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (xJa6I)

Hey, if the elven chicks all look like Liv Tyler, I'm down with that.

Posted by: Deadpool at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

123
They tell us that we lost our tails evolving up from little snails.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (IqV8l)

124 The facts of life... to make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system is fatal. A coding sequence cannot be revised once it's been established. By the second day of incubation, any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies, like rats leaving a sinking ship; then the ship... sinks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (60v4h)

125 Crazy immortal mercenary sock off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

126 Side effects

You're going to have dizziness nausea and sweaty eyelids
and in certain cases chronic flatulence
Soo gassy girl
Soo gassy

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (gEvQ8)

127

remember those fake french CLONERS?

remember BALLOON BOY?

remember the "Moon landing?"

Hoaxes sure are fun, aren't they.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (WE5/U)

128 Too soon Old, too late Smart.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (MYss1)

129 I'm 29 for a moment
Then I steal my dog's pills
And I'm 29 again
There's never a wish better than this
When you've only got 200 years to live

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (IcT7t)

130 29, eff that 23, I hurt getting out of bed by 29

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (QgHoA)

131 I didn't know Toys R Us went bankrupt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (IqV8l)

132 Living longer just means you have to work longer before you can retire. Not that I'm opposed to living longer, but who wants to work for 75-100 years? Might make sense to take a mini-retirement at midlife, recharge, maybe study/train for a different career, then work another 30-40 years. Repeat as needed.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (3JQ/p)

133 dont thing virus takes over DNA, it replicates inside cells then immune system takes over and does stuff

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (QC/4S)

134 Why dogs? Because the only thing wrong with them is they don't live long enough. It's pheasant season and my miss my old hunting pal.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (7PllL)

135 That's the problem with testosterone replacement therapy. Sounds great, patient feels great, can work hard again, can bonk his brains out again etc.

But if he's got incipient prostate cancer - and most men over 50 do - testosterone administration can put the prostate cancer into high gear.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (8UuKm)

136 The facts of life... to make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system is fatal. A coding sequence cannot be revised once it's been established. By the second day of incubation, any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies, like rats leaving a sinking ship; then the ship... sinks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (60v4h)


Perfect, Grump. Perfect.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (T71PA)

137 122 117 Elves. We'll all be elves, I tell's ya. Tall and pretty, live forever, play music and dance and do all kinds of gay shit.

It'll be paradise!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (xJa6I)

Hey, if the elven chicks all look like Liv Tyler, I'm down with that.
Posted by: Deadpool at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

Ever see an ugly elf? Never happen. It'll be elven Liv Tyler, elven Candace Swanepoel, elven Ann Margaret!

We'll make a million! A billion! It'll be a brave new world!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (xJa6I)

138 Is that the one where they wanted Kirk because he had been exposed to an infectious disease that would kill half the poplation? Kind of like a Typhoid Mary.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:22 PM (4XCge)

No, think that was Mark of Gideon. The planet was overpopulated. Miri was one of the biological apocalypses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:27 PM (rb1zT)

139
Keith Richards: The secret to a long life is good, *wheezes* healthy *takes a long drag on cigarette* living. Take it from me *coughs up bits of lung*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 08:27 PM (SiINZ)

140 124 The facts of life... to make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system is fatal. A coding sequence cannot be revised once it's been established. By the second day of incubation, any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies, like rats leaving a sinking ship; then the ship... sinks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (60v4h)

I'm more human than human

-Rob Zombie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:27 PM (xJa6I)

141 remember those fake french CLONERS?



remember BALLOON BOY?



remember the "Moon landing?"



Hoaxes sure are fun, aren't they.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:25 PM (WE5/U)

They'll believe anything if your PR is.

Posted by: Elvis thru the screendoor at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (n3hky)

142 Irene Cara can do the commercials for Rejuvenate Bio:

I'm gonna live forever! And you can too! Now for the low, low price of just $2million dollars a bottle - get 'em while supplies last!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (/qEW2)

143 um, do not THINK, that is

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (QC/4S)

144 What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep? Rack of lamb?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)

145 134 Why dogs? Because the only thing wrong with them is they don't live long enough. It's pheasant season and my miss my old hunting pal.
Posted by: Regular joe at November 17, 2017 08:26 PM (7PllL)



I hear ya, my brother.

They chose dogs because they merit increased longevity. Humans, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (8UuKm)

146 Keith Richards

See ya post-apocalypse, dude!

Posted by: Cockroaches at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (Tyii7)

147 I'm in for reincarnation and doing everything I can not to make 70.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (cHVSG)

148 What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep? Rack of lamb?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)


Stuffed, IIRC.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (y87Qq)

149 Repet!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (60v4h)

150 With my luck, it would turn me into a man. Then I'd be gropin and grabbin all around Wal-Mart.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (lwiT4)


Nah, grammie, you'd be a starting pitcher for the Cubs. Think positive!

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (3C9q2)

151 So, you have to take it over and over again, it's not a one time deal.

That sounds expensive.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (MYss1)

152 144
What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep? Rack of lamb?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)


Nice rack.

Posted by: Achmed, in the way of his people at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (zCyNd)

153 A bold post, Ace.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (vDqXW)

154 Keith Richards does get a lot of exercise.

Posted by: the groupies at November 17, 2017 08:30 PM (6FqZa)

155 What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep? Rack of lamb?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)

Stuffed, IIRC.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (y87Qq)

Naaa. She was made into an MLT.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:30 PM (T71PA)

156 Great, I can be a 20 year-old curmudgeon.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 17, 2017 08:30 PM (F6tBH)

157 Nah, grammie, you'd be a starting pitcher for the Cubs. Think positive!

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (3C9q2)
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Oh! Oh! That would be better!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)

158 Make fun of Keith Richards at your peril.

He's outlived Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, and George Harrison.

Betcha didn't see that coming.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (MYss1)

159 I'm going to Walmart to find some Birds Eye Steamfresh Veggie Made Mashed Cauliflower with Roasted Garlic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (60v4h)

160 >>What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep?


I think she turned inside out on her 3rd birthday.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (2Rule)

161 Make fun of Keith Richards at your peril.

He's outlived Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, and George Harrison.

Betcha didn't see that coming.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (MYss1)
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There can be only one.

Posted by: Keith Richards at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (vDqXW)

162 Keith Richards also outlived Prince, David Bowie, George Michael . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (6FqZa)

163 We went to Walmart and did the weekly shopping. Purchased the last items for the upcoming feast.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:32 PM (MYss1)

164 Woof! I don't want to be a puppy again.

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 08:32 PM (zLDYs)

165 You're never to old to rock 'n' roll, if you're too young to die?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:32 PM (e9G8E)

166 Betcha didn't see that coming.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (MYss1)
=======================

Yeah, true. Although George would be about 73-74 now if he'd lived. I'd like the serum, if only for that.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:32 PM (lwiT4)

167 None......none more black

Posted by: mark1971 at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (xPl2J)

168 Keith Richards snorts rails of crystallized formaldehyde. It's the secret to his longevity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

169 We think there's a Weekend at Bernie's thing goin' on there with Keef.

Posted by: Cockroaches at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (Tyii7)

170 159 I'm going to Walmart to find some Birds Eye Steamfresh Veggie Made Mashed Cauliflower with Roasted Garlic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (60v4h)

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I like this post a lot. 8:30 on a Friday night. F*ck it, I'm driving to walmart for a bag of frozen cauliflower.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (8Zprg)

171 Oh! Oh! That would be better!


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)
Just remember not to wear the pink panties.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (14URa)

172 What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep? Rack of lamb?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)



She moved to Afghanistan and opened a brothel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (8UuKm)

173 From Drudge:

Getting a Dog May Save Your Life, Especially If You're Single
Swedish researchers found that people with furry friends, especially the unmarried, have fewer heart problems than those who don't.

I think one reason for this is that having a four footer encourages you to get some exercise. If it gets to late in the day, my dog comes to me and says, "Get your fat ass out of that easy chair and take me on walk!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (Nwg0u)

174 What can I say, I'm hungry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (60v4h)

175 >>I like this post a lot. 8:30 on a Friday night. F*ck it, I'm driving to walmart for a bag of frozen cauliflower.


Try that in Venzuela.

See what happens.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (2Rule)

176 If I could do it all over again...I wouldn't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

177 There are children with a disease that prematurely ages them. I hope the FDA allows them to undergo clinical trials as well, although they tend to be assholish about allowing experimental treatments to be used on terminal patients.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (/qEW2)

178 What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep? Rack of lamb?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)


She moved to Afghanistan and opened a brothel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (8UuKm)

LO frikkin' L

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (T71PA)

179 please note that there was no repetition of the dolly the sheep experiment

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (QC/4S)

180
Keith Richards snorts rails of crystallized formaldehyde. It's the secret to his longevity.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (NWiLs)






Well, that and his father's ashes.

Seriously.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (eXA4G)

181 This is the plot to that hideous Joe Piscopo/ Treat Williams movie-

Dead Heat.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (S3Ff3)

182 Just remember not to wear the pink panties.


Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 08:33 PM (14URa)
===================

Strictly old school Cubbie Blue.


* gets idea for bathroom makeover*

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:35 PM (lwiT4)

183 NFW From Drudge: World's first human head transplant successfully carried out...

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 08:35 PM (vDqXW)

184 for the gamers here: there's a Minecraft server going up...

details here (main poast is SFW from what i see)

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/149877603

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:35 PM (q3X5U)

185 >>If I could do it all over again...I wouldn't.


Shit.

I don't know if I want to do it all over again, tomorrow...

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (2Rule)

186 Swedish researchers found that people with furry friends, especially the unmarried, have fewer heart problems than those who don't.

I think one reason for this is that having a four footer encourages you to get some exercise. If it gets to late in the day, my dog comes to me and says, "Get your fat ass out of that easy chair and take me on walk!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (Nwg0u)

It also helps alleviate loneliness, which can apparently kill you too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

187

That head transplant thing is a hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (WE5/U)

188 159. This post brought to you by our friends at Walmart. Walmart - where Peruvia comes to shop.

And by Birdseye Farms. Birdseye Farms - taking the best of nature and encasing it in ice and plastic.

And by Sonobi - Hail Sonobi!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (gkNwd)

189 NFW From Drudge: World's first human head transplant successfully carried out...

==

easy to move a head from one corpse to another...

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (QC/4S)

190 If I could do it all over again...I wouldn't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
=================

Me neither, 'Som.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (lwiT4)

191 ...although they tend to be assholish about allowing experimental treatments to be used on terminal patients.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (/qEW2)
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it's for their own good: the treatment might kill them.

Posted by: FDA Genuises at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (q3X5U)

192 Anti-Aging Drug Trials To Begin in Dogs in 2019, and Humans In 2022


NO....and leave the doggies alone.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (Enq6K)

193 Oh My: Anti-Aging Drug Trials To Begin in Dogs in 2019, and Humans In 2022, if the Dog Trials Are Successful?

How can they tell if an anti-aging trial for a dog is successful after only 3 years? That seems sort of retarded, to say the least.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (8gDQu)

194
Keith did every drug under the sun, drank like a fish and smoked like a chimney and he's still kicking at 73, 74 in another month. Someone should see what's in his DNA

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (SiINZ)

195 Humans live about the right amount of time. After a hundred years or so it's time to move on.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (UdKB7)

196 191 ...although they tend to be assholish about allowing experimental treatments to be used on terminal patients.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:34 PM (/qEW2)
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it's for their own good: the treatment might kill them.
Posted by: FDA Genuises at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (q3X5U)

My God, we can't give opioids to a terminal cancer patient! They might get addicted!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

197 ESPN's Scott Van Pelt Slams Network Critics: 'You're So Dumb That I Can't Even Pray For You'

Hey, Scott! Blow it out your ass!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (Nwg0u)

198 What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep? Rack of lamb?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)


========

She actually died of premature aging. They introduced that somehow, which is good. If they figured out what they messed up, they could isolate it and eliminate it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (/qEW2)

199 World's first human head transplant

Finally, a job ex-ISIS soldiers are qualified to do.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (6FqZa)

200 NFW From Drudge: World's first human head transplant successfully carried out...

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 08:35 PM (vDqXW)



Alert Ray Milland and Rosie Greer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (SiINZ)

201 Getting a Dog May Save Your Life, Especially If You're Single
Swedish researchers found that people with furry friends, especially the unmarried, have fewer heart problems than those who don't.


I love pups, but this is a classic example of selection bias.

Besides exercise, if you're open to having a pup, i.e., putting someone else before you and taking care of him, then you're psychologically healthier right there, have more to live for, and more likely to eschew self-destructive choices.

Kinda like getting married, or having children, in that respect. The Ted Kaczynskis, Jeffrey Dahmers, and Ted Bundys of the world tend not to have spouses or pets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (8UuKm)

202 Loneliness can kill you, but if Dr. CHurch has his way, one can die looking very young

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (QC/4S)

203 194
Keith did every drug under the sun, drank like a fish and smoked like a chimney and he's still kicking at 73, 74 in another month. Someone should see what's in his DNA
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (SiINZ)

Cocaine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

204 Someone should see what's in his DNA

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (SiINZ)

Distillation, nicotine, and acid?

Posted by: Biochemist Miklos at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (zCyNd)

205 How can they tell if an anti-aging trial for a dog is successful after
only 3 years? That seems sort of retarded, to say the least.


It's dog years, Jake.

Posted by: Cockroaches at November 17, 2017 08:39 PM (Tyii7)

206 >>World's first human head transplant successfully carried out...


*Gets home. Looks in bag...*

They forgot the fucking Plum Sauce!

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 08:39 PM (2Rule)

207 202 Loneliness can kill you, but if Dr. CHurch has his way, one can die looking very young
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:38 PM (QC/4S)

Um...yay?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

208 ESPN's Scott Van Pelt Slams Network Critics: 'You're So Dumb That I Can't Even Pray For You'

That's mainly because G-d routes him right to voice-mail.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:39 PM (6FqZa)

209 My God, we can't give opioids to a terminal cancer patient! They might get addicted!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)


"What, give him a cigarette before shooting him? And give him lung cancer?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:39 PM (8UuKm)

210 If doing it all over again meant just time traveling and living everything exactly the same I wouldn't. Not much point of it if you're not aware.

If small changes could be made, yes, I probably would. I don't even mean butterfly effect stuff, either. Just fairly minor things.

Me? I'd want to keep a diary from the moment I could write. Journal. Journal. Guys keep journals.

I've forgotten so much, good and bad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (8Zprg)

211 Climate change douchenozzles will be protesting this research. Imagine the carbonz!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (2X7pN)

212 healing an injury is one thing- HGh probably just accelerates the healing cycle -it goes into overdrive(those who know more please correct me if I am wrong), but what he is taking about is reversal of a process that is built into your genetic material.
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:19 PM (QC/4S)

I have had to research this because of nuerological issues. Not only goes biodentical HGH and testosterone reverse damage, but it slows the aging process.

But it's expensive as hell. Think 100 grand. And its not approved by insurance companies for use of healing injuries so you have to look to anti-Aging clinics in Florida.

It crushed my soul and spirit when my only chance at healing and reversing damage had a no plebs allowed sign via super high prices. In other countries not nearly as high.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (g4lFK)

213 206. 'Awww.....what's in the bag?'

- Rejected script element from Se7en.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (gkNwd)

214 O/T Session h/t CTH:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BquVVJkO48

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (vWMNq)

215 If I ever have terminal cancer, I want as much goddamn fentanyl as I can get my hands on.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

216 \My God, we can't give opioids to a terminal cancer patient! They might get addicted!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

"What, give him a cigarette before shooting him? And give him lung cancer?"



They use alcohol swabs to prepare for lethal injection.



and now I really am out. bbl

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:41 PM (60v4h)

217 What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep?

Don't know about Dolly, but CC (for carbon copy) the world's first cloned kitteh, is doing just fine at age 15, and gave birth to three kittens 11 years ago. Her offspring are normal cats and doing well.

CC and her mate presently live with the Texas A&M professor who cloned CC in 2002.

http://tinyurl.com/ya5xm52r

(link is safe, goes to the Texas A&M daily news website)

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 08:41 PM (3C9q2)

218 It's not a "total anti-aging live forever" serum, but we've seen enough pieces of this puzzle work to know that at least a noticeable improvement of quality of life is definitively possible.

Maybe you'll live to 90 with much better health, maybe 150 or 200.

But this is also just part of the picture, because it probably won't do that much about age-related brain conditions.

Still want it NOW NOW NOW!

Don't tell me about risk, I just drove in rush hour traffic.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 08:41 PM (wB8Tg)

219 I'm going to Walmart to find some Birds Eye Steamfresh Veggie Made Mashed Cauliflower with Roasted Garlic.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:31 PM (60v4h)
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Beats me why you'd want to do that, but if that's your idea of living large, go for it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (UoSKV)

220 Anti aging? Anti aging ? Playoffs? Are you crazy ? I want off this rock asap! Screw that... Now a head transplant like what I read today hmmmm. Maybe get put on a hot chicks body? Wait what?? My head hurts..

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (0mobI)

221 If small changes could be made, yes, I probably would. I don't even mean butterfly effect stuff, either. Just fairly minor things.

Me? I'd want to keep a diary from the moment I could write. Journal. Journal. Guys keep journals.

I've forgotten so much, good and bad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:40 PM (8Zprg)

I was going to say something really really dark just now and thought better of it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

222
I want to see what the side effects are first.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (MYss1)

You give the anti-aging serum to your dog, and it shrinks 3 sizes, and pees on the carpet again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (oPNmq)

223 I've read someone is actually studying just how these aging rockers have managed to survive -- I think Ozzy Osbourne is participating...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (e9G8E)

224 212. Have you looked into Gerovital H3? It's not perfect, but it does seem effective for some people, m'self included.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 08:43 PM (gkNwd)

225 Don't tell me about risk, I just drove in rush hour traffic.

Did that too, in the windstorm Denver just had.

At least this close to Thanksgiving Pre-week, the traffic wasn't terrible.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:43 PM (6FqZa)

226 220 Anti aging? Anti aging ? Playoffs? Are you crazy ? I want off this rock asap! Screw that... Now a head transplant like what I read today hmmmm. Maybe get put on a hot chicks body? Wait what?? My head hurts..
Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (0mobI)


I've never had the urge to re-watch L.A. Story, even though I have it on LaserDisc (shut up. get off my lawn), but one of my favorite lines in it is:

Steve Martin: I could never be a woman. I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 08:43 PM (Vb4BV)

227 If doing it all over again meant just time traveling and living everything exactly the same I wouldn't. Not much point of it if you're not aware.

Back when there was a proposal to clone Tutankahmen's DNA, some idiot liberal protested, saying Tut would be confused and out of place in the 20th century.

Uh, genius, the clone would not have all of the memories of the DNA donor. Obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:44 PM (8UuKm)

228 My God, we can't give opioids to a terminal cancer patient! They might get addicted!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

Don't get me started on this bullshit. I know first hand that to get opioids the pain clinics will demand that you have dangerous and unnecessary surgeries via injections into the nerve at 5000 bucks a pop 3 times a week. Nerve blocks that do nothing for most intractable pain like I had.

Opioids work. Naloxone works better. Naloxone ain't covered by insurance so 20 bucks a pop.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:44 PM (g4lFK)

229 Grumble mffle mgr...BRAINS!!!!

Posted by: zombie everyone at November 17, 2017 08:44 PM (XQvuQ)

230 If they don't call this product 'Melange', they're missing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)

Even better: "LaMinge".

mic drop

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:45 PM (oPNmq)

231 Lots of anti-aging drugs on the market now. People take them, they don't age.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Pz4pT)

232 Have you looked into Gerovital H3?

Worked for me. Anna one, anna two, anna three...

Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Tyii7)

233 You give the anti-aging serum to your dog, and it shrinks 3 sizes, and pees on the carpet again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:42 PM (oPNmq)


You know what? Deal. I'd happily put up with that just to have him back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (8UuKm)

234 The head transplant was a dead head transplanted to a dead body.

The body immediately got up, put on a tux and top hat ahs sang "Puttin' on the Ritz."

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (T71PA)

235 @223

The Ozzy's genome -- the Ozzy Osbourne Genome! (Go Ogle it.) And he's got some Neanderthal in him...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (e9G8E)

236 If anti-aging drugs worked, Nancy Pelosi would be taking them. Therefore, they don't work.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Vb4BV)

237 Uh, genius, the clone would not have all of the memories of the DNA donor. Obviously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:44 PM (8UuKm)


Maybe we are in fact all confused and out of place in the 21st century.

rly maeks u think

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (y87Qq)

238 OT: For the children!

Here in Colorado, we elected a murderer to the school board. He accidentally shot a guy in the head five times.

"It was obviously a set of horrific mistakes compounding on one another, which led to me serving time in prison," Seaba told KKTV about the 1997 murder.

Seaba shot the victim in the back of the head, and then later returned to shoot the man four more times. Seaba said he was initially arrested on first-degree murder, but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge.

http://nydn.us/2zdVV5J

We're progressive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (Nwg0u)

239 Immortality, what a concept.

You know that you're already immortal. The soul never dies.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (MYss1)

240 230 If they don't call this product 'Melange', they're missing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)

Even better: "LaMinge".

mic drop
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:45 PM (oPNmq)

*picks up mic*

Huh. Somebody threw away a perfectly good microphone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

241 231 Lots of anti-aging drugs on the market now. People take them, they don't age.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Pz4pT)



You mean the drugs don't age, right? The people probably age like crazy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (8UuKm)

242 So, does this post have any relation to the one below? Aging is bad and must be stopped + Too many people on the Earth and that must be dealt with. Dystopian SciFi is not a how to guide.

How about some music! https://youtu.be/_Jtpf8N5IDE

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (kvKRQ)

243 Oh and Ketamine comas for resetting the brain to stop intractable pain. Nope not in the USA. Not even Ketamine drips. But go to any other country and you can do it. Expensive but worth it.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (g4lFK)

244 Seaba shot the victim in the back of the head, and then later returned to shoot the man four more times. Seaba said he was initially arrested on first-degree murder, but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge.

http://nydn.us/2zdVV5J

We're progressive.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (Nwg0u)



Littering, for leaving five shell casings behind?

Shoulda used a revolver, bro.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (8UuKm)

245 I groped Cissy well into my nineties.

Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (Tyii7)

246 I'm already giving The Wonder Dog cosequin, because there are a few studies that suggest it lengthens canine lives. He was a stray, and is dear enough to me that I want him around as long as possible. A prior amazing dog lived to 16 with cosequin starting at age 2 because he had hip dysplasia, and he was in relatively good health and mind until the last few months.

I would totally consider this for The Wonder Dog. And then for me.

Also, I read an article earlier today about cloned dogs. Check my posting name (if I get this right... I lurk way more than I post).

Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (+a3Rc)

247 there is not much out there to actually cure; nothing new right ? there was penicillin, and I always though aspirin is the best invention ever, but what since then ? only thing they do is cut stuff and attache stuff, kill stuff and manage pain. nothing is cured, really.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (QC/4S)

248 attach !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:49 PM (QC/4S)

249 Whether it works or not, it's too late to help Charles Manson serve his full sentence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 08:49 PM (IcT7t)

250 243 Oh and Ketamine comas for resetting the brain to stop intractable pain. Nope not in the USA. Not even Ketamine drips. But go to any other country and you can do it. Expensive but worth it.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (g4lFK)


Damn! I'da been all over that. Does it work on corpses?

Posted by: Zombie Lil Peep at November 17, 2017 08:49 PM (Vb4BV)

251
Seaba shot the victim in the back of the head, and then later returned to shoot the man four more times. Seaba said he was initially arrested on first-degree murder, but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge.

http://nydn.us/2zdVV5J

We're progressive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (Nwg0u)

WTF? Did he get credit for not using ALL his bullet?

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 08:49 PM (Enq6K)

252 By the way, I like this idea, no matter what the means are of accomplishing it.

Death is necessary for evolution because as one generation reproduces and dies, the offspring will have genetic variations differing from their parents. Then they in turn reproduce creating further variations, and these variations are the only way that life becomes more advanced.

But at this point, I think we're evolved enough.

There is nothing strictly *necessary* about death. The only reason that death exists is because that is the only way creatures like us could have been brought about.

But if you cross a river with a boat, you can dock it and continue on your way. You don't have to lug the boat around once it has served its purpose. And there is no longer any need for us to lug death around.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)

253 Maybe we are in fact all confused and out of place in the 21st century.

rly maeks u think
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (y87Qq)


(takes big hit off of joint) "Ooh, that's heavy, man. Did you know that "dog" spelled backwards is "God?" Think about it, man."

(passes joint)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (8UuKm)

254 I groped Cissy well into my nineties.
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (Tyii7)
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I'll bet the Lennon Sisters didn't let you get away with that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (UoSKV)

255 Lucky for me I had a grand mal seizure because of a doctor fucking up my medications and 90% of the intractable pain went away. Doctors theorized my brain rebooted and reset like a hard drive and stopped the biofeedback loop that was sending signals to and fro.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (g4lFK)

256 231 Lots of anti-aging drugs on the market now. People take them, they don't age.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Pz4pT)


I'll bet the drugs have expiration dates.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

257 I'll bet the Lennon Sisters didn't let you get away with that.


Boy, those gals were hawt. Anna one, anna two, anna three...

Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (Tyii7)

258 But at this point, I think we're evolved enough.


Evolved enough? You know about Maxine Waters, right? Fredericka Wilson? Hank Johnson? Barbara Boxer? Patty Murray?

You call THAT the desired endpoint of evolution??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (8UuKm)

259 ESPN's Scott Van Pelt Slams Network Critics: 'You're So Dumb That I Can't Even Pray For You'


That should bring those fans who quit watching your network back. Well done Scotty!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 08:52 PM (kvKRQ)

260 254
I groped Cissy well into my nineties.

Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (Tyii7)



#metoo

Posted by: Bobby at November 17, 2017 08:52 PM (zCyNd)

261 255 Lucky for me I had a grand mal seizure because of a doctor fucking up my medications and 90% of the intractable pain went away. Doctors theorized my brain rebooted and reset like a hard drive and stopped the biofeedback loop that was sending signals to and fro.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (g4lFK)


Whoa. I know there's a Windows joke to be found there somewhere, but I can't find it because I'm too busy being flabbergasted.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 08:52 PM (Vb4BV)

262 With my luck, it would turn me into a man. Then I'd be gropin and grabbin all around Wal-Mart.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (lwiT4)


========

In Just Seven Days!

Posted by: Al Frank N Furter at November 17, 2017 08:52 PM (/qEW2)

263 I heard you could get Ketamine at gay clubs. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

264 Ketamine is also supposed to produce immediate relief for clinical depressives. Obviously not something most psychiatrists prescribe, but I believe they're trying to determine the mechanism and see if they can derive a non-party drug to accomplish the same thing.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (+a3Rc)

265 Stuffed, IIRC.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (y87Qq)

They shipped her to Saudi? The bastards!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (oPNmq)

266 So if you have neurological intractable pain in the USA, ask your doctor for a grand mal seizure. Good chance it will work and not cost you 100's of 1000's of dollars and lost years from your life.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (g4lFK)

267 But if you cross a river with a boat, you can dock it and continue on your way. You don't have to lug the boat around once it has served its purpose. And there is no longer any need for us to lug death around.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)


:: fistbump ::

Posted by: Hob Gadling at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (y87Qq)

268 You know that you're already immortal. The soul never dies.
---
An important point, since grasping at eternal life in this world is a pretty clear indication of a lack of saving faith.

Posted by: Methos at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (XQvuQ)

269 What ever happened to Dolly the cloned sheep?

(Looks at piece of lamb chop on end of fork.)

"Uh ... dunno."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (8UuKm)

270 But at this point, I think we're evolved enough.

==


I wish amphibious function wold come back

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (QC/4S)

271 Boy, those gals were hawt. Anna one, anna two, anna three...
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
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That gal with the crazy pianos always looked like she'd be fun.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV)

272 Anti aging drugs? Pfft.. Have you met my portrait artist?

Posted by: Dorian Gray at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (0mobI)

273 heard you could get Ketamine at gay clubs. . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

Wrong K hole.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (g4lFK)

274 41 So this is a systemic age-reversal? Not just a cosmetic effect? How do you get a younger spleen? I'm not getting this.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha

Rest stops or park restrooms after dark would be a good place to start. Hitchhikers at any time. Good hunting!

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (0ecq3)

275 But at this point, I think we're evolved enough.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)


This is not the end. This is only the beginning.

People predict the big things will come too soon, when it's the little things that make all the difference.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (wB8Tg)

276 Oh and Ketamine comas for resetting the brain to stop intractable pain. Nope not in the USA. Not even Ketamine drips. But go to any other country and you can do it. Expensive but worth it.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (g4lFK)


Special K, baby!

"Resetting the brain" ... not sure I would be into that. IN the cartoons all you had to do was whomp someone on the head with a hammer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (8gDQu)

277 Posted by: Dorian Gray at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (0mobI)
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Looking at your hash, I'm wondering if you're related to Sonobi?

Muldoon could make a limerick out of that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (UoSKV)

278 I heard you could get Ketamine at gay clubs. . .

==

did a friend tell you ??

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (QC/4S)

279 But at this point, I think we're evolved enough.

Probably what trilobites said too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (8UuKm)

280 That gal with the crazy pianos always looked like she'd be fun.


And, how. She really tickled my ivory. Anna one, anna two, anna three...

Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (Tyii7)

281 >>263
I heard you could get Ketamine at gay clubs. . .Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)


I heard that too! If one's wakes up in the morning with a sore, bleeding, sticky arse and no recollection of how he got that way, it was the gay bar...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (e9G8E)

282 That head transplant thing is a hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 08:36 PM (WE5/U)

Asshole transplants would make more sense. There's an infinite supply of donors in Ottawa.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (oPNmq)

283 Ketamine is also supposed to produce immediate relief for clinical depressives. Obviously not something most psychiatrists prescribe, but I believe they're trying to determine the mechanism and see if they can derive a non-party drug to accomplish the same thing.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (+a3Rc)

Any drug could be a party drug. It's an FDA excuse. Like not using Shrooms to treat PTSD.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (g4lFK)

284 280 That gal with the crazy pianos always looked like she'd be fun.
And, how. She really tickled my ivory. Anna one, anna two, anna three...
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (Tyii7)


You're not fooling anyone anymore, you know.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (Vb4BV)

285 Hillary 2080!!!

Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2017 08:57 PM (BiLU+)

286 257
Good stuff.

Posted by: Voter Dude off dorien sock at November 17, 2017 08:57 PM (0mobI)

287 I have to go no further than my medicine cabinet for ketamine, domosodan , rompun or ace promozine. Why, because I treat my own horses and my Vet's trust me.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 08:57 PM (cHVSG)

288 285 genius

Posted by: Voter Dude off dorien sock at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (0mobI)

289 282 Asshole transplants would make more sense. There's an infinite supply of donors in Ottawa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (oPNmq)


California will bury you.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (Vb4BV)

290 But if you cross a river with a boat, you can dock it and continue on your way. You don't have to lug the boat around once it has served its purpose.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)


Only pussies dock the boat. Real men burn them!

Posted by: Hernan Cortez - I Burned Death at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (8gDQu)

291 You aren't ready for this

Posted by: Kosh at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (XQvuQ)

292 Asshole transplants would make more sense. There's an infinite supply of donors in Ottawa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (oPNmq)



DC is the Vatican for assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (8UuKm)

293 Looking at your hash, I'm wondering if you're related to Sonobi?

Muldoon could make a limerick out of that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:55

Related to Sonobi? Ouch. That's cold.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2017 08:59 PM (Qa1CP)

294 41 So this is a systemic age-reversal? Not just a cosmetic effect? How do you get a younger spleen? I'm not getting this.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha


Your body is an amazing healing machine, especially when you're younger, and less so as you age.

Behind that are a lot of chemical and biological processes that can be literally reinvigorated.

I think this branch of research started with transfusions of younger blood in mice. The blood carries enough of the younger chemistry with it to make the body act younger.

You'll lose weight, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 08:59 PM (wB8Tg)

295 I heard you could get Ketamine at gay clubs. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
=======================

You can get Ketamine at the vet.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:59 PM (lwiT4)

296 Ketamine is also supposed to produce immediate relief for clinical depressives.

Hell, an embolism will do that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:00 PM (8UuKm)

297 296 Ketamine is also supposed to produce immediate relief for clinical depressives.

Hell, an embolism will do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:00 PM (8UuKm)


So will getting an effing job, in some cases.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (Vb4BV)

298 When you get to the point that your neurologists admit at this time in the science they can only make educated guesses about things, you know that the government has no business dictating what you use and how his use it to treat pain and conditions that destroy your quality of life.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (g4lFK)

299 only thing they do is cut stuff and attache stuff, kill stuff and manage pain. nothing is cured, really.
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (QC/4S)

As the perfect proof of your theory I submit psychiatry.

Know anyone who used to be crazy?

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (S3Ff3)

300 acepromozine.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 08:57 PM (cHVSG)
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This is your dog. This is your dog on acepromazine. o__O

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (lwiT4)

301 Sign me up!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 17, 2017 08:08 PM (O5Q3r)


========

Don't worry my dear. I will bypass the FDA regulations, and have my own team of scientists work with Rejuvenate team in order to get you treatment well before campaigning starts for 2020.

You will not only be able to open the pickle jar, you will be able to crush it in one hand. You will win every debate. You will exude the ruddiness and vigor of an Olympic athlete.

Posted by: George Soros at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (/qEW2)

302 Ketamine is one of the things they use in a deep general anesthesia, I think. I vaguely remember the anesthesiologist giving me a run-down of what he was dosing me with on the guerney and me thinking, "Wow, we gonna party like Michael Jackson"

Chances are I said that too after I blacked out/stopped remembering.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (2K6fY)

303 295 I heard you could get Ketamine at gay clubs. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
=======================

You can get Ketamine at the vet.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:59 PM (lwiT4)



Wait - are you saying dogs are gay? So that leg humping thing ...

Damn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (8UuKm)

304 G-ddammit

Posted by: Travis Rieder at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (dOPy2)

305 298 When you get to the point that your neurologists admit at this time in the science they can only make educated guesses about things, you know that the government has no business dictating what you use and how his use it to treat pain and conditions that destroy your quality of life.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (g4lFK)


Wait, are you saying that government is not just a name for the things we do together? Mind. Blown.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:02 PM (Vb4BV)

306 China is offering blood transfusions from babies to older people to combat aging and disease.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (g4lFK)

307 299. Freud cured himself of mental illness and founded psychology in the process. He says so right there in his books and everything, and why would the founder of modern psychology lie about something like that?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (gkNwd)

308 You will not only be able to open the pickle jar, you will be able to crush it in one hand. You will win every debate. You will exude the ruddiness and vigor of an Olympic athlete.
Posted by: George Soros at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (/qEW2)



But you'll still lose the effing election. Hahahaha!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (8UuKm)

309 You aren't ready for this

Posted by: Kosh at November 17, 2017 08:58 PM (XQvuQ)


It's enhanced healing factor, not immortality, you overamped bioluminescent squid!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (wB8Tg)

310 I may have said we should get glo-sticks and start a rave, I remember that thought brushing through my mind too.

Amazing what goes through one's head when one is in a backless gown and soft restraints watching someone start to mess with your drip.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (2K6fY)

311 Making us immortal is a really, really bad idea.

We'll just start killing each other with more enthusiasm.

As much as it scares me ... and it scares the fuck out of me ... it really does ...

... we have to die. And that sucks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)

312 271 Boy, those gals were hawt. Anna one, anna two, anna three...
Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
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That gal with the crazy pianos always looked like she'd be fun.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV)



Heh...we used to call it ''four handed accordion"

Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Welk at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (zCyNd)

313 I would be a danger to myself if I was 29 again. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (aMlLZ)

314 I think you can stay young, theoretically, with transfusions of blood from juvenile donors.
Probably how Soros is still alive.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (hMwEB)

315 Wait, are you saying that government is not just a name for the things we do together?
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:02 PM (Vb4BV)



Huh? I thought that was sex.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (8UuKm)

316 Lucky for me I had a grand mal seizure because of a doctor fucking up my medications and 90% of the intractable pain went away. Doctors theorized my brain rebooted and reset like a hard drive and stopped the biofeedback loop that was sending signals to and fro.

Posted by: Monk
----

I had suffered from terrible migraines for maybe 20 years. Then, I developed (unknown to me, because no pain) a stomach ulcer which ruptured an artery in my stomach, or thereabouts.

I keeled over, then momentarily regained consciousness with EMT's leaning over me. I recall nothing else until the next day some guy in a white smock was talking to me in the ICU.

Mrs. H later told me that the ER doc said that if my blood pressure dropped any lower she was going to put me on a ventilator.

The whole point of this is that I have not had a migraine since. It's been at least 12 years now. For all I know, the portion of my brain which caused/registered the headaches died off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (9tO1t)

317 311. I am Zed. Zed for Zardoz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (gkNwd)

318 ... we have to die. And that sucks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 17, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)

Yeah. Dying is definitely a "0".

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (rb1zT)

319

I use Ketamine multiple times weekly to daily, for anesthesia, sedation, and pain management. I'm fixing to start a Ketamine drip at pain dose on an ICU patient right now....

Posted by: IN VINO VERITITS at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (qul7b)

320 only thing they do is cut stuff and attache stuff, kill stuff and manage pain. nothing is cured, really.
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (QC/4S)

As the perfect proof of your theory I submit psychiatry.

Know anyone who used to be crazy?
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (S3Ff3)

what does my entourage have to do with anything??

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (QC/4S)

321 The secret to living forever is to watch The View.

OK, you may not live forever, but it'll seem like forever. And it may even work, except no one has ever been able to watch The View all the way through.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (8UuKm)

322 Wow Mike! What a crazy ordeal! Thank God you came out of that, new and improved-ish.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (lwiT4)

323 214 Thanks, off the reservation. I enjoyed his jokes at the beginning. He's got a great comic delivery.

his remarks are astute and reassuring to me.

the only problem is the motor mouth in the background near enough to the microphone to be heard. did you notice? I want to say stfu. shh.

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (9mZIr)

324 Gah! Now I'm pissed at shitty luck and a wasted youth...... And no good drugs to numb the pain


Enjoy the weekend!

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (g4lFK)

325 287 Keen observation BB.. Why yes I am the father of Sonobi.. I taught him to always stay on the sidelines but lately he turned into an attention whore.. I need to have a talk with that boy..

Posted by: Voter Dude off dorien sock at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (0mobI)

326 I heard you could get Ketamine at gay clubs. . .Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

Ketamine is routinely used by veterinarians for anesthesia in small animals and pain management in horses and other large animals. After people started using it as a party drug in gay clubs and elsewhere, there were a number of cases of break-ins in vets' offices to steal ketamine.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (3C9q2)

327 The whole point of this is that I have not had a migraine since. It's been at least 12 years now. For all I know, the portion of my brain which caused/registered the headaches died off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (9tO1t)


There's a collection of brain matter sometimes called the "neural fan" behind your intestines that is well-connected to your digestive system and, obviously, brain #1.

It is entirely likely that something "down there" was causing the problem and was disconnected/damaged/fixed in the incident.

I'm glad dumb luck worked out for once!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (wB8Tg)

328 321 The secret to living forever is to watch The View.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (8UuKm)


The secret to embracing Death is believing that's true.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (Vb4BV)

329 I would be a danger to myself if I was 29 again. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
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Can think of no good reason that I survived it. Dumb luck, I reckon. Probably not a good idea to try a second time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (9tO1t)

330 grammie, Ace is so slow and unreliable, even going IV. 5ccof rompun in 10cc of DMSO would be my cocktail of choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (cHVSG)

331 only thing they do is cut stuff and attache stuff, kill stuff and manage pain. nothing is cured, really.
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (QC/4S)


Mean longevity in 1900: 45 years.

Mean longevity in 2000: 75 years.

So no improvement, overall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (8UuKm)

332 Monk & Mike, interesting stuff there.
Glad you guys came out better for it in the long run.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (hMwEB)

333 After people started using it as a party drug in gay
clubs and elsewhere, there were a number of cases of break-ins in vets'
offices to steal ketamine.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (3C9q2)
====================

Ya, we used to get broken into.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4)

334 319

I use Ketamine multiple times weekly to daily, for anesthesia, sedation, and pain management. I'm fixing to start a Ketamine drip at pain dose on an ICU patient right now....
Posted by: IN VINO VERITITS at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (qul7b)

Does insurance cover it?

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:08 PM (g4lFK)

335 Lots of anti-aging drugs on the market now. People take them, they don't age.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Pz4pT)


You mean the drugs don't age, right? The people probably age like crazy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:47 PM (8UuKm)


I have too many faces in my head, of the people who haven't aged.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 09:08 PM (Pz4pT)

336 Ketamine is routinely used by veterinarians for anesthesia in small animals and pain management in horses and other large animals. After people started using it as a party drug in gay clubs and elsewhere, there were a number of cases of break-ins in vets' offices to steal ketamine.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:06 PM (3C9q2)


Horses get all the best drugs.

Posted by: Mr. PCP at November 17, 2017 09:08 PM (8gDQu)

337

Insurance? Yes, of course. It's a routine thing, used all the time.

Posted by: IN VINO VERITITS at November 17, 2017 09:09 PM (qul7b)

338
Horses get all the best drugs.
Posted by: Mr. PCP at November 17, 2017 09:08 PM (8gDQu)


Maynard B. Krebs always had the good shit.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (zCyNd)

339 Ya, we used to get broken into.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4)


So did the animal hospital in my town. They have a night security guard now as well as the usual overnight emergency vet and vet tech.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (3C9q2)

340 The whole point of this is that I have not had a
migraine since. It's been at least 12 years now. For all I know, the
portion of my brain which caused/registered the headaches died off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (9tO1t)

Nice to see you back at the HQ, Mike! And you are fortunate to have shed the migraines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (oPNmq)

341 315 Wait, are you saying that government is not just a name for the things we do together?
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:02 PM (Vb4BV)


Huh? I thought that was sex.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (8UuKm)

At this point that's just a faded memory.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (NWiLs)

342 Know anyone who used to be crazy?
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2017 09:01 PM (S3Ff3)

I cured my depression by getting a hot girlfriend and having freaky circus sex with her at every opportunity.

Works way better than jerking off ten times a day.

Posted by: IN VINO VERITITS at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (qul7b)

343 Mean longevity in 1900: 45 years.

Mean longevity in 2000: 75 years.

So no improvement, overall.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (8UuKm)

and that is because they can cure cancer and the common cold ? no. cutting stuff and killing off stuff. and aspirin

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (QC/4S)

344 grammie, Ace is so slow and unreliable, even going IV. 5ccof rompun in 10cc of DMSO would be my cocktail of choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (cHVSG)
=====================

What we mainly prescribed it for was anxiety - Fear of thunderstorms, riding in the car, etc. I don't particularly care for it since when I used it on my dog, he was much more still during the thunderstorm, but I got the feeling he was screaming on the inside while frozen on the outside. Could have just been him though. Other pet owners swore by it.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (lwiT4)

345

Anti-aging drugs? Human aging reversal treatments?


Is THIS guy involved: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8gp85sd ?

I'd re-think a lot of things. Forget about sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads being scary ... this clown is well past the one=lab=accident-too-many:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9mojtam

Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (FlRtG)

346 I heard you could get Ketamine at gay clubs. . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)


Admit it, you don't come here for the ketamine.

Posted by: Old Joke, New Twist at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (Pz4pT)

347 If I pick up a 14 year old girl at the mall, give her aging pills to turn her 29, and take her home, can I still get elected to the senate?

Posted by: Judge Roy Moore at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (UsgfL)

348 But at this point, I think we're evolved enough.

-
I want wings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)

349 I want wings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)
=====================

The chicken kind or the Paul McCartney kind?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4)

350 The whole point of this is that I have not had a migraine since. It's been at least 12 years now. For all I know, the portion of my brain which caused/registered the headaches died off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:04 PM (9tO1t)

Can you still do long division?

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (Enq6K)

351 I want wings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)


Sure-McCartney is still around.

Posted by: mediocrity personified at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (zCyNd)

352 Mean longevity in 1900: 45 years.

Mean longevity in 2000: 75 years.

So no improvement, overall.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (8UuKm)


I think a huge amount of that has to do with the dramatic decrease in infant mortality.

I'd be more interested to see the numbers for life expectancy of a 40 year old at both those times.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (8gDQu)

353 But if you cross a river with a boat, you can dock it and continue on your way. You don't have to lug the boat around once it has served its purpose. And there is no longer any need for us to lug death around.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Goodness me. that's the sweetest metaphor for death I've read lately. Thank you Steve. you're a poet.

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (9mZIr)

354 If I pick up a 14 year old girl at the mall, give her aging pills to turn her 29, and take her home, can I still get elected to the senate?

Posted by: Judge Roy Moore at November 17, 2017 09:11 PM (UsgfL)


Well if you want to be stuck with a 29 year old that still giggles when you say "dick", sure.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (aMlLZ)

355 bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:07

Are you the same poster that used to say that? Dr. something I think.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (yJ1e6)

356 Bleach keeps you young, or so I've been told
For those who drink bleach never grow old

Posted by: Dead Milkmen at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (ANIFC)

357 348.
You want wings.
You'd settle for Simon & Garfunkle.
You'll get the Bee Gees.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (gkNwd)

358 337

Insurance? Yes, of course. It's a routine thing, used all the time.
Posted by: IN VINO VERITITS at November 17, 2017 09:09 PM (qul7b)

For pain management?

This is great news if true. This was not the case 8 years ago when I was going through my shit. It was out of pocket and basically experimental in the USA.

When I had surgery years later I had a long talk with an anesthesiologist about my ordeal and the grand mail seizure. He said he had heard of others who that had happened to. Said the ketamine coma was the same theory of rebooting and restarting the brain.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (g4lFK)

359 344 I don't particularly care for it since when I used it on my dog, he was much more still during the thunderstorm, but I got the feeling he was screaming on the inside while frozen on the outside.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (lwiT4)


So, just like being in the recovery room after a long surgery?

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (Vb4BV)

360 But at this point, I think we're evolved enough.

-
I want wings.

==

Detroit

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (QC/4S)

361 You want wings.

You'd settle for Simon Garfunkle.

You'll get the Bee Gees.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (gkNwd)
========================

There is no losing option in that scenario.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:15 PM (lwiT4)

362 Can you still do long division?

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (Enq6K)



Actually, no. Will I live?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 09:15 PM (aMlLZ)

363 355 bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:07


Your application for 928(c) status has been grudgingly approved.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at November 17, 2017 09:15 PM (zCyNd)

364 grammie, that cocktail would be for me, not any animal.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 09:15 PM (cHVSG)

365 You want wings.
You'd settle for Simon & Garfunkle.
You'll get the Bee Gees.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (gkNwd)


As these things go, I think the order is exactly backwards here.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 09:15 PM (Pz4pT)

366 361.

Fine.
'You'll get the Bay City Rollers.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (gkNwd)

367 and that is because they can cure cancer and the common cold ? no. cutting stuff and killing off stuff. and aspirin
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (QC/4S)


Christ. What a silly comment.

The common cold is only a minor nuisance. It, like the flu, mutates, and is a virus, and so is a dodgy target for drugs. Think of developing a drug that you could spray over Compton and only kill gangbangers. THAT'S the problem researchers face.

Cancer is generally a disease of old age, as mechanisms for ensuring the fidelity of replication break down. Your comment is like saying automotive engineers have accomplished little because tires still wear down.

The leading cause of death in 1900? IIRC, tuberculosis. (Certainly some infectious disease.) Who dies of tuberculosis nowadays? People die now of degenerative diseases instead. That's progress.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (8UuKm)

368 342
Insightful prognosis Dr.

Posted by: Dr. Vinny Boom Bots at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (0mobI)

369 343 Mean longevity in 1900: 45 years.

Mean longevity in 2000: 75 years.

So no improvement, overall.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:07 PM (8UuKm)

and that is because they can cure cancer and the common cold ? no. cutting stuff and killing off stuff. and aspirin
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (QC/4S)

Babies surviving childbirth and early diseases and infections.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (g4lFK)

370 Yeah. Dying is definitely a "0".
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (rb1zT)


Yeah ... for sure.

But I'm telling you ... let's say they come out with a You Won't Die energy drink tomorrow.

You think things are a shit-show now ? Baby, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (fiGNd)

371 LONG DIVISION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsKPFHg5NkA

Posted by: FUGAZI at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (2Rule)

372 and the evil genie said:

"yes you can have any wish come true, but think well, for there will be consequences".

and you said "i want to be 29 again!"

and the genie said "poof, you are 29."

but. in the new world you cannot touch women!

evil genie: "bwa ha ha ha"

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (AxFdW)

373 'You'll get the Bay City Rollers.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (gkNwd)

Try "Shonen Knife".

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (2K6fY)

374 Can you still do long division?
Posted by: Tami
-----------

Never could. HP did the work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (9tO1t)

375 When I had surgery years later I had a long talk with an anesthesiologist about my ordeal and the grand mail seizure. He said he had heard of others who that had happened to. Said the ketamine coma was the same theory of rebooting and restarting the brain.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (g4lFK)


That was the concept behind electroconvulsive theory, btw.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (8UuKm)

376 373.

Tom Tom Club

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (gkNwd)

377 grammie winger, thanks for heads-up in the previous thread about bringing snacks.

Unfortunately I'm all out of chips and dip. Howzabout some Birds Eye Steamfresh Veggie Made Mashed Cauliflower with Roasted Garlic from Walmart?

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (EzdLW)

378 I think a huge amount of that has to do with the dramatic decrease in infant mortality.

I'd be more interested to see the numbers for life expectancy of a 40 year old at both those times.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (8gDQu)

that, and general living conditions improvement ,advancements in diagnostics

ability to identify and classify earlier -

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (QC/4S)

379 I can do long division. And multiplication.

I still do subtraction in the checkbook.

If you use it you don't lose it.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2017 09:19 PM (MYss1)

380 That was the concept behind electroconvulsive theory, btw.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (8UuKm)

Confucious say, "Now that's a hard reboot!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:19 PM (oPNmq)

381 The chicken kind or the Paul McCartney kind?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4)


Is there another kind besides the Tony Shalhoub kind?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 09:19 PM (y87Qq)

382 right and infant mortality rate decrease

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:20 PM (QC/4S)

383 376.
And to punctuate the argument and end any possible disagreement:

https://youtu.be/ECiMhe4E0pI

The day you find me in a steel-wool loincloth, toting a homemade flamethrower, you'll know that THIS is playing in my mind.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:20 PM (gkNwd)

384 375 When I had surgery years later I had a long talk with an anesthesiologist about my ordeal and the grand mail seizure. He said he had heard of others who that had happened to. Said the ketamine coma was the same theory of rebooting and restarting the brain.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (g4lFK)

That was the concept behind electroconvulsive theory, btw.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (8UuKm)

Grand mal seizure cured 90% of my pain. I would recommend that rebooting and restarting anyway you can if suffering from intractable pain.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:20 PM (g4lFK)

385 When I had surgery years later I had a long talk with an anesthesiologist about my ordeal and the grand mail seizure. He said he had heard of others who that had happened to. Said the ketamine coma was the same theory of rebooting and restarting the brain.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:14 PM (g4lFK)

That was the concept behind electroconvulsive theory, btw.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:17 PM (8UuKm)

_______

I think I could use that. At 54, it's scary to think about how much information is floating around my mental clipboard. Zeroing it out would do much to help I'm sure. Never mind all those cookies I had collected.....

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 09:20 PM (0RyQ0)

386 My present dilemma blowz.. No one told me young hookers don't like senior citizen customers..

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 09:20 PM (0mobI)

387 'There is no losing option in that scenario'

You want Wings
You'd settle for Ringo
You get Yoko.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (UdKB7)

388 His company Rejuvenate Bio is actually working on the dog trial now.

Next step, RBG.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (tbOMB)

389 Keith Richards least affected

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (dOPy2)

390 That better?

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (UdKB7)

391 LONG DIVISION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsKPFHg5NkA
Posted by: FUGAZI at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (2Rule)


Better:

Low

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTjy6BrzxYg

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (Pz4pT)

392 If I pick up a 14 year old girl at the mall, give her aging pills to
turn her 29, and take her home, can I still get elected to the senate?


You have to wish her a Merry Christmas in her yearbook.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (IcT7t)

393 ability to identify and classify earlier -
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (QC/4S)


So you identify and classify earlier. Per your earlier comment, the docs just "cut stuff and kill stuff." So what's the point of identifying and classifying pathologies earlier, if the docs just "cut stuff and kill stuff?"

Your position is untenable. The advances in medicine and public health generally in the last century have been remarkable.

Just admit it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:22 PM (8UuKm)

394 What we mainly prescribed it for was anxiety - Fear of thunderstorms, riding in the car, etc. I don't particularly care for it since when I used it on my dog, he was much more still during the thunderstorm, but I got the feeling he was screaming on the inside while frozen on the outside. Could have just been him though. Other pet owners swore by it.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:10 PM (lwiT4)

I was reading something not too long ago, written by a vet...don't recall the drug he was talking about but it was for thunderstorms, fireworks, etc...and he said that's exactly what the dog is going through. Scared to death but can't move.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:22 PM (Enq6K)

395 You want Wings

You'd settle for Ringo

You get Yoko.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 09:21 PM (UdKB7)

I'd sooner listen to Ringo than Wings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (oPNmq)

396 Buying Time - Joe Haldeman

If this were to work, I guarantee you the economics of it would be like in the book.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (wfDW1)

397 This is a (warning!) Huffpo article about how two campaign volunteers, Clinton campaign and Sanders campaign, claim they were harassed.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ltzo8q

Scroll down a bit, see the Clinton volunteer, OK.

Scroll down further, see the Bernie The Commie volunteer, and try to imagine the creature that would sexually harass that.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)

398 The leading cause of death in 1900? IIRC, tuberculosis. (Certainly some infectious disease.) Who dies of tuberculosis nowadays? People die now of degenerative diseases instead. That's progress.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:16 PM (8UuKm)


Not so fast, Jay. We're running towards the end of effective antibiotics (which probably account for almost all of the life expectancy difference on their own) and will, some time in the near future, be back in the same spot we used to be at with respect to those infectious diseases (and lots of new ones, too).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:24 PM (8gDQu)

399
grammie winger, thanks for heads-up in the previous thread about bringing snacks.



Unfortunately I'm all out of chips and dip. Howzabout some Birds Eye
Steamfresh Veggie Made Mashed Cauliflower with Roasted Garlic from
Walmart?

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (EzdLW)
=============================

oh dear. hmmm. Not to be rude but ACCKKK. I'll just settle for this nice mint I found in my pocket. The one with the lint.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:24 PM (lwiT4)

400 I can understand people being worried about potential consequences that are unforeseen, but I can really only address that via a, hopefully as respectful as I can muster, internet video:

https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0

(NSFW)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:24 PM (wB8Tg)

401 I'm right at 69 years old, but would not reboot if I could. I have my memories (mostly).

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 09:24 PM (zLDYs)

402 I was reading something not too long ago, written by
a vet...don't recall the drug he was talking about but it was for
thunderstorms, fireworks, etc...and he said that's exactly what the dog
is going through. Scared to death but can't move.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:22 PM (Enq6K)

My dog is supremely indifferent to thunder. Neighbor's late German Shepherd would go ballistic during a T-storm; chewed the back door step off trying to get into the house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:25 PM (oPNmq)

403 But at this point, I think we're evolved enough.

Probably what trilobites said too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:56 PM (8UuKm)

========

Ok, to come clean, what I really meant was, if I and the current population could live forever, I'd be fine with the human race stagnating at this point in our evolutionary development.

Besides, who wants to look like those brain creatures in the Christopher Pike episode.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (/qEW2)

404 I'd sooner listen to Ringo than Wings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (oPNmq)
---
#BOOMthereItIs!

Ringo is awesome. Paul McBoring is highly over-rated.

IMHO, of course.

Posted by: FDA Genuises at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (q3X5U)

405 I'd sooner listen to Ringo than Wings.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (oPNmq)
==================

Ringo's stuff is a lot of fun. He certainly seems to be having a good time with it. His voice is pretty good too - I wonder why he never sang on any of their songs? Maybe he did and I am unawares. Not his solo stuff that they added to albums. Just on their regular stuff. Like Twist and Shout, or things like that.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 09:27 PM (lwiT4)

406 My dog is supremely indifferent to thunder. Neighbor's late German Shepherd would go ballistic during a T-storm; chewed the back door step off trying to get into the house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:25 PM (oPNmq)


Awww....that's sad. They wouldn't let him in?

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:27 PM (Enq6K)

407
Scroll down further, see the Bernie The Commie volunteer, and try to imagine the creature that would sexually harass that.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)

That cannot be a thing

Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 17, 2017 09:27 PM (dOPy2)

408 Ringo is awesome. Paul McBoring is highly over-rated.

IMHO, of course.
Posted by: FDA Genuises at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (q3X5U)


Ringo Starr is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 09:28 PM (y87Qq)

409 You still get Yoko.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 09:28 PM (UdKB7)

410 My anti aging drug of choice is a fifth of Bakers Burbon.. Soooo smooth..

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 09:29 PM (0mobI)

411 Scroll down further, see the Bernie The Commie volunteer, and try to imagine the creature that would sexually harass that.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)

Oh, the huge manatee!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:29 PM (oPNmq)

412 So you identify and classify earlier. Per your earlier comment, the docs just "cut stuff and kill stuff." So what's the point of identifying and classifying pathologies earlier, if the docs just "cut stuff and kill stuff?"

Your position is untenable. The advances in medicine and public health generally in the last century have been remarkable.

Just admit it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:22 PM (8UuKm)

that still does not negate what I said - advances in medicine are geared toward managing and alleviating not curing major ailments - kidney failure, cancer. you cited longevity statistics, but a few commenters already dressed that - it is due to decrease in child mortality rates.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:29 PM (QC/4S)

413 Scroll down further, see the Bernie The Commie volunteer, and try to imagine the creature that would sexually harass that.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)


Oh she wishes!

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:30 PM (Enq6K)

414 Manually finding square roots is something that I haven't done in years, but I recall doing it in (?) junior high school. Rather tedious. Slide rule put an end to that.

For those of you who do not recall the methodology see - Example: Find SQRT(645) at
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9bztzzx

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:30 PM (9tO1t)

415 Not so fast, Jay. We're running towards the end of effective antibiotics (which probably account for almost all of the life expectancy difference on their own) and will, some time in the near future, be back in the same spot we used to be at with respect to those infectious diseases (and lots of new ones, too).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:24 PM (8gDQu)



Not really apposite to the point, IMO. I was addressing the dismissive implicit contention that medicine had achieved little. That's simply not true.

Now bacteria are evolving resistance to the antibiotics we've developed (in part through misuse of those antibiotics, especially by homeless dirtbags who do not complete their therapeutic regimen for whatever shitty diseases they have), but that's not a reflection on the field.

Of course we need new antibiotics, all the time. But that's not an argument that generating the previous generation of antibiotics achieved nothing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:30 PM (8UuKm)

416
Ok, to come clean, what I really meant was, if I and the current population could live forever, I'd be fine with the human race stagnating at this point in our evolutionary development.

Besides, who wants to look like those brain creatures in the Christopher Pike episode.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (/qEW2)



Judging by Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C., I am not sure that we have made much progress, or need to.

Posted by: Anthropological Miklos at November 17, 2017 09:31 PM (zCyNd)

417 Awww....that's sad. They wouldn't let him in?

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:27 PM (Enq6K)

They weren't at home. I'd have gone up to comfort the poor guy, but I didn't know they were away. There were times that I did go let him in when T-storms approached.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:31 PM (oPNmq)

418 You still get Yoko.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 09:28 PM (UdKB7)


Only every few months or so. There's medication for it, not a cure, but it does clear up the outbreaks.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2017 09:31 PM (Pz4pT)

419 off ignorant fascist bureaucratic sock!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 09:32 PM (q3X5U)

420 200? Puuhlllleeezzzeee.
Sample Wikipedia Entry. "The record for attempts at self-murder, by one female, stands at 7 . . . "

First attempt, age 25. Unsuccessful. Bridge insufficiently high.
Second, age 32. Successful--heroin--but resuscitated by omni-bio-rejuvenator.
Third, age 57. Successful. 12 gauge. Resuscitated by demand of parents, with transplanted cloned neuro-phrenal structure. Memories preserved, along with Bi-polar disorder.
Fourth age 66.
120.
136.
Terminally successful, age 178. Vaporized by intense radiation bombardment during trespass at Feynman Cyclotron, Austin, Texas. Thanatos-injunction by legal decree: "No application of either strong or weak magnetic force to reassemble original atomic structure."
Coroner's Report: Suspicious Death by Unidentified Neutrino.

So sagt, The Pink Panzer.

Posted by: The Pink Panzer at November 17, 2017 09:32 PM (7jvT0)

421 Scroll down further, see the Bernie The Commie volunteer, and try to imagine the creature that would sexually harass that.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Vb4BV)


Is that a recent picture?

Not to be insensitive, but a lot of liberals have been stress eating for a year or so, and a year of girl scout cookies is an awful lot of calories.

I do hope they find their happy place, or at least a place out of the way of the rest of us who are trying to accomplish things.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:33 PM (wB8Tg)

422 Manually finding square roots is something that I haven't done in years, but I recall doing it in (?) junior high school. Rather tedious. Slide rule put an end to that.

For those of you who do not recall the methodology see - Example: Find SQRT(645) at
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9bztzzx
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 09:30 PM (9tO1t)



Simpler method, one I used to the pass the time in many an interminable business meeting: use the binomial expansion.

Square root of 1000? Say 30. 30^2 = 90.

Try 31. (30 + 1)^2 = 900 + (2)(1)(30) + 1^2 = 961.

Try 32. 900 + (2)(2)(30) + 2^2 = 1024. Too high.

Try 31.5. (31 + 0.5)^2 = 961 + 2(0.5)(30) + 0.5^2 = 991.25. Get close.

Etc.

I used to do this with my boys on long road trips. In business meetings I could sometimes get to six or seven digits before someone would ask me a question, making me lose my place, and thereby pissing me off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:36 PM (8UuKm)

423 I would make myself 29 again and my cock 19.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 09:36 PM (L3YlV)

424 Besides, who wants to look like those brain creatures in the Christopher Pike episode.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (/qEW2)




Well, no interociter for YOU then.

Posted by: Exeter at November 17, 2017 09:37 PM (2K6fY)

425
Not to be insensitive, but a lot of liberals have been stress eating for a year or so, and a year of girl scout cookies is an awful lot of calories.


"Vanilla cookies? Chocolate cookies? That's so binary, you h8r!"

Posted by: Girl Scouts (or Boy Scouts, whatevs) at November 17, 2017 09:37 PM (zCyNd)

426 Warning: the grand mal seizure fucked up my personality and moods for about 6 months. It also felt like I had post concussion syndrome for about 8.... That feeling of being underwater. Felt like the worst concussion I'd ever had times 10000.

So there were temporary and minor to semi minor drawbacks.

A 100 pound nurse saved my live by catching me because I was seizing while standing up. It lasted a few minutes. The first thing I remember was my heart making a loud and slow "low dump" like it had been restarted.

But that pain I was in before made it worth it since its gone.

Have good weekend!

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 09:37 PM (g4lFK)

427 I'm surprised to see you all at the HQ as we are to meet in Samarkand tomorrow. Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: death at November 17, 2017 09:38 PM (mJ8mX)

428 403. Leto Atreides and his son have a different opinion on the matter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:38 PM (fA1SL)

429 424 Besides, who wants to look like those brain creatures in the Christopher Pike episode.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 09:26 PM (/qEW2)



Well, no interociter for YOU then.
Posted by: Exeter at November 17, 2017 09:37 PM (2K6fY)

Just as well. There are some forehead side effects to interociters....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 09:38 PM (xJa6I)

430 LOL @ the HuffPo article... apparently, fatty chasers are everywhere.

who knew?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 09:39 PM (q3X5U)

431 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:30 PM (8UuKm)

I agree with you that medicine has made some amazing steps and advances. No question about that. But it still seems to be that human mortality is more in-born than managed (outside of accidents, crime, etc, of course).

My point about the antibiotics was just that average lifespans can decrease even in an environment of advancing medicine (as will happen when the antibiotics that doctors have so carelessly abused are no longer effective and the disease-ridden foreigners who were stuck in their home shitholes are paid by our politicians to come over and infect us).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:39 PM (8gDQu)

432 18 I see no possible way this will go awry.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (dEQP3)

The Empress with her 29 year old body back? Just remember, absolute power corrupts absolutely

Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2017 09:39 PM (eh0Va)

433 The Bernie volunteer was sexually harassed....by an eclair.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 09:39 PM (L3YlV)

434 I'm surprised to see you all at the HQ as we are to meet in Samarkand tomorrow. Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: death at November 17, 2017 09:38 PM (mJ8mX)


Not the first time I've disappointed you, won't be the last.

Bitch.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (wB8Tg)

435 Cancer is generally a disease of old age, as mechanisms for ensuring the fidelity of replication break down. Your comment is like saying automotive engineers have accomplished little because tires still wear down.
==


ok, I want to adress that one, because obviously it is a silly comment. Cancer - body produces cancer cells, millions of them every day and your immune system is equipped to deal with them, it is in your genetic code. It is built to recognize those cells and kills them. When the immune system fails, for whatever reason, genetic mutation or weakness, the cancer cell is not identified, it grows and mimics the anatomy of a healthy cell. It is not a disease of the aged. No cure, but advanced screened and then surgical interference (cutting stuff) , radiation (killing stuff) and chemo(killing more stuff) will allow someone to survive. I am not following your example, but no need to explain....

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (QC/4S)

436 making me lose my place, and thereby pissing me off.
------
Then go pon-farr on their asses. Human dicks.

Posted by: mr spock at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (mJ8mX)

437 The fact is no one gets out of here alive no matter what..
Although I thought some people would never die. I mean like celebrities ect..
Like Jack Benny or Jimmy Cahtah wait what.. I read somewhere the if 100 select elitists were gone then we could get our white privilege on and kick start slavery.. Ahh good times...

Posted by: Sebastian the suble topic changing troll... at November 17, 2017 09:41 PM (0mobI)

438 My point about the antibiotics was just that average lifespans can decrease even in an environment of advancing medicine (as will happen when the antibiotics that doctors have so carelessly abused are no longer effective and the disease-ridden foreigners who were stuck in their home shitholes are paid by our politicians to come over and infect us).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 09:39 PM (8gDQu)



You're absolutely right.

I was addressing the notion expressed elsewhere (not by you) that deprecated the advances in medicine. Now medics are not scientists - they're applied biologists, I would say - but the advances in medicine in the last century IMO are comparable to the advances in automotive engineering over the same period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:42 PM (8UuKm)

439 Medicine made "great" advancement - but not the right kind.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:42 PM (QC/4S)

440 Is that a grizzly bear behind you, Merovign?

Made you look!

Posted by: death at November 17, 2017 09:42 PM (mJ8mX)

441 Anyone hear of qanon at 4chan?

Posted by: cn at November 17, 2017 09:42 PM (W4xXw)

442 I imagine there'll be a lot of "He chose...poorly" stuff going on during the development stage. Videos or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Corona at November 17, 2017 09:43 PM (88+VL)

443 But at this point, I think we're evolved enough.

He says from the comfort of his 640k computer...

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 09:43 PM (Sv2/X)

444 Is that a grizzly bear behind you, Merovign?

Made you look!

Posted by: death at November 17, 2017 09:42 PM (mJ8mX)


No, it's a mirror.

Made you look.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:44 PM (wB8Tg)

445 They weren't at home. I'd have gone up to comfort the poor guy, but I didn't know they were away. There were times that I did go let him in when T-storms approached.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 09:31 PM (oPNmq)

Ah ok.

My lab couldn't care less about storms. Fireworks...she does not like! My Yorkie sometimes is scared, most times not. My pit....fergetit. Biggest baby you've ever met.

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 09:44 PM (Enq6K)

446 ok, I want to adress that one, because obviously it is a silly comment. Cancer - body produces cancer cells, millions of them every day and your immune system is equipped to deal with them, it is in your genetic code. It is built to recognize those cells and kills them. When the immune system fails, for whatever reason, genetic mutation or weakness, the cancer cell is not identified, it grows and mimics the anatomy of a healthy cell. It is not a disease of the aged. No cure, but advanced screened and then surgical interference (cutting stuff) , radiation (killing stuff) and chemo(killing more stuff) will allow someone to survive. I am not following your example, but no need to explain....
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (QC/4S)


A career in medical research awaits ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:44 PM (8UuKm)

447 You mean we could have gotten younger without having to hire a goddamn boat from Steve Guttenberg?

Yeh, Brian Dennehy played Walter and he was the spaceship too

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at November 17, 2017 09:45 PM (eh0Va)

448 29?

Shit go for 18 and the whole enchilada

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (SjImc)

449 I'm back from the store with the fake food in the microwave.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (60v4h)

450 Getting a Dog May Save Your Life, Especially If You're Single
Swedish researchers found that people with furry friends, especially the unmarried, have fewer heart problems than those who don't.
I think one reason for this is that having a four footer encourages you to get some exercise. If it gets to late in the day, my dog comes to me and says, "Get your fat ass out of that easy chair and take me on walk!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:34

We've realized that. It makes sense, they make you get up and move when you'd sit on your azz.

That's a good thing.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (yJ1e6)

451 If your lifespan persists for 4 times the average, consult a metaphysician.

Posted by: In the fine print at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (zCyNd)

452 I'm taking a holiday until the ONT. Good... bye.

Posted by: death at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (mJ8mX)

453 I would make myself 29 again and my cock 19.


Seriously?

I like sex that lasts for more than 10 seconds.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (gIRsn)

454 Cancer is generally a disease of old age, as mechanisms for ensuring the fidelity of replication break down.

I've always thought it rarer to die of cancer when you're very old. It's an immune system breakdown, and I'm seeing it a lot (this week!) in acquaintances who are nowhere near old.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (tIhIY)

455 Anyone hear of qanon at 4chan?

Yes.

Know nothing about them, but I've heard of them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 17, 2017 09:47 PM (IcT7t)

456 Ringo and his All-Star Band was great. Better then Wings by miles.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 17, 2017 09:47 PM (CL76w)

457 435 Cancer is generally a disease of old age, as mechanisms for ensuring the fidelity of replication break down. Your comment is like saying automotive engineers have accomplished little because tires still wear down.
==


ok, I want to adress that one, because obviously it is a silly comment. Cancer - body produces cancer cells, millions of them every day and your immune system is equipped to deal with them, it is in your genetic code. It is built to recognize those cells and kills them. When the immune system fails, for whatever reason, genetic mutation or weakness, the cancer cell is not identified, it grows and mimics the anatomy of a healthy cell. It is not a disease of the aged. No cure, but advanced screened and then surgical interference (cutting stuff) , radiation (killing stuff) and chemo(killing more stuff) will allow someone to survive. I am not following your example, but no need to explain....
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (QC/4S)


I'm getting immunotherapy. It's a newer approach that stimulates my immune system to attack certain DNA markers on the tumor.

This method supposedly doesn't have the traditional side effects of chemotherapy, but it has its own set of potential side effects. Namely, if my immune system gets overstimulated, it could attack healthy organs like the thyroid, liver, or kidneys. The doctor downplayed the risk of that, though.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

458 I've always thought it rarer to die of cancer when you're very old.

Wut?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (8UuKm)

459 Goodness me. that's the sweetest metaphor for death I've read lately. Thank you Steve. you're a poet.

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 09:13 PM (9mZIr)


========

Thanks! Although I'm more like a blind squirrel who finds a metaphor every once in a while.

One of the main things I like about the New Testament is that it personifies death as evil. It doesn't just take it in stride. "The last enemy to be destroyed".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (/qEW2)

460 Just don't give this wonder serum to cats. We already have three old cats, 18, 16 and 12. Fookers just won't die.

Jus' kidding. I love our fur babies.

Sort of.

*looks at watch*

I want a big mutt, a mix of German Shepherd and something also big. Pure bred dogs are...problematic.

Mrs. Mahon wants a Puggle.

Any bets on who wins this one?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (bZ4w4)

461 I'm back from the store with the fake food in the microwave.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (60v4h)


That should stave off the inevitable kiss of oblivion for a few more hours.

Uh, I mean, hiya.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (y87Qq)

462 455: Weird shit. Mother of all conspiracy theory

Posted by: cn at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (W4xXw)

463 that, and general living conditions improvement ,advancements in diagnostics

ability to identify and classify earlier -

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:18 PM (QC/4S)
********************


Don't forget HVAC. Those old geezers can't take the hot or cold.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:48 PM (V86aL)

464 453 I would make myself 29 again and my cock 19.
Seriously?
I like sex that lasts for more than 10 seconds.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 09:46 PM (gIRsn)


Maybe he meant 19 inches. Your interpretation may have been too rigid. You're being pretty hard on the poster.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2017 09:49 PM (Vb4BV)

465 That's why I want the rest of me to be 29!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 09:49 PM (L3YlV)

466 If we can slow down the degeneration and decay of our bodies - I'm all for it. So much is lost and gone forever - memories, skills, talents - as the individual ages; all the more so when he dies.
Longevity with health and vigor can only improve this world and our lives in it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:49 PM (fA1SL)

467 what if after death you can fly, you look better than you ever looked while you were alive, plus you're radiant, and every moment is a dream come true?

why would you want to stay here after all you love are dead and you can't even walk? can't make love?

I see beauty in this world, but I'm not married to it.

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 09:50 PM (9mZIr)

468 what if after death you can fly, you look better than you ever looked while you were alive, plus you're radiant, and every moment is a dream come true?

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 09:50 PM (9mZIr)


I will be just as glad to do that in 200 years as I would in five.

I have people who need me now. I'm not done here yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:52 PM (wB8Tg)

469 By the way, thanks to everyone who is involved in the meal project. It's a little embarrassing to be featured in the sidebar, though.

I'm still uncertain how it's supposed to work exactly.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

470 467. We have forever to be dead. To be and live is the exception to the rule, and is valuable foe precisely this reason.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

471 I will be just as glad to do that in 200 years as I would in five.

I have people who need me now. I'm not done here yet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:52 PM (wB8Tg)

_______

Nobody is. Until they are.

Posted by: Sidedraft at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (0RyQ0)

472 Just don't give this wonder serum to cats. We already have three old cats, 18, 16 and 12. Fookers just won't die.

Jus' kidding. I love our fur babies.

Sort of.


Teh kittehs may be waiting for you to assume room temperature. Sort of.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (3C9q2)

473 I'm getting immunotherapy. It's a newer approach that stimulates my immune system to attack certain DNA markers on the tumor.

This method supposedly doesn't have the traditional side effects of chemotherapy, but it has its own set of potential side effects. Namely, if my immune system gets overstimulated, it could attack healthy organs like the thyroid, liver, or kidneys. The doctor downplayed the risk of that, though.
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

I've heard a about for this approach - stimulate the immune system do what it is built to do; doctors have to mention side effects, they do that when they administer anesthesia for tooth extraction.... Everything cure these days has side effects. Good luck to you.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (QC/4S)

474 It would be great if you could live a full life without your body breaking down.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (L3YlV)

475 Rickl, did I miss the treatment update?
How is it going?

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (V86aL)

476 While I would not like being immortal, I relish the notion of living a very long life. It sometimes bothers me that I am past the halfway mark.

It's not unlike being in school and realizing that I have a big project due soon, so I'd best start doing some research.

Having a longer life would give me the pleasure of savoring the things I experience. But, even if I live to be 200, I would most likely regret plenty of things, like never seeing "Jaws" or reading "50 Shades of Grey."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 09:54 PM (bZ4w4)

477 The FAB is defending Frankin...LOL..The gift that keeps on giving...My G-D we could not make her up if we tried

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 09:55 PM (SjImc)

478
Jus' kidding. I love our fur babies.

Sort of.

Teh kittehs may be waiting for you to assume room temperature. Sort of.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (3C9q2)

We've already added them to our will. Our sons were less than enthusiastic about this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 09:55 PM (bZ4w4)

479 475 Rickl, did I miss the treatment update?
How is it going?
Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:53 PM (V86aL)


I had the first treatment yesterday. I feel fine. Not any different.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

480 Huge buckets of luck to you, rickl. Make history!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 09:57 PM (wB8Tg)

481 Rickl, they didn't tell you the rare side effect of turning into Spider-Man?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 09:58 PM (hMwEB)

482 Only for my cats. If they made me younger, would I still be a smart old guy?

Posted by: lynndh at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (N33+S)

483 Couple years ago in Forbes an article on longevity. It was a study of people who outlived their time.
There were smokers, drinkers, everyday people - the bottom line was DNA.

It wasn't diet, vitamins or any of that crap.
The people who lived longest had DNA that did not degrade. Smoker? So what? Their DNA did not mutate. Same with all the others in the study; the one constant was non mutated DNA.

When they find the fix it will cause a facepalm.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (V86aL)

484 Having a longer life would give me the pleasure of
savoring the things I experience. But, even if I live to be 200, I would
most likely regret plenty of things, like never seeing "Jaws" or
reading "50 Shades of Grey."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 17, 2017 09:54 PM (bZ4w4)

Funny, the notion that I could regret not seeing "Jaws" or reading "50 Shades of Grey" has never entered my mind. And I have done neither, and certainly don't anticipate doing either.
The two fall in different categories: I am not actively avoiding a viewing of "Jaws", just have never made an effort to seek it out. Sounds like it might be an entertaining movie. The book sounds like crap, and I am actively avoiding it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:00 PM (oPNmq)

485 Thar she blows! ONT straight ahead!

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 10:01 PM (cu8/f)

486 When they find the fix it will cause a facepalm.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (V86aL)


Quick! Crunchy! Dee-licious!

It's Rice CRISPR!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 10:01 PM (wB8Tg)

487 Yeah speaking of too much to do...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 17, 2017 10:02 PM (wB8Tg)

488 The epigram of "The Waste Land" translated and explained:

"For I saw with my own eyes the sibyl hanging in a jar at Cumae, and when the acolytes said "Sibyl, what do you wish?" she replied, 'I wish to die.'

Petronius' 'Satyricon' ch. 8: Apollo granted her eternal life, but not eternal youth. she shrivelled up 'til she could be put into a bottle.

Posted by: booknlass at November 17, 2017 10:02 PM (9mZIr)

489 AOP, if anyone ever gives you shit for not seeing Jaws say "Robert Shaw was robbed. I'm not going to be an accessory to that after the fact" and refuse to speak further about it. It'll shut them up.

It's also true.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 10:02 PM (y87Qq)

490 The two fall in different categories: I am not actively avoiding a viewing of "Jaws", just have never made an effort to seek it out. Sounds like it might be an entertaining movie. The book sounds like crap, and I am actively avoiding it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 10:00 PM (oPNmq)

Movie was far better, in my opinion. Just think of the untapped vistas of references you miss on the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:03 PM (rb1zT)

491 The extension of the human lifespan to 200+ years is not only advantageous, but in some cases simply necessary.

Posted by: Ace's Ikea shelves at November 17, 2017 10:05 PM (zCyNd)

492 Speaking of the ONT... nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 10:06 PM (rb1zT)

493 The book (Jaws) sounds like crap, and I am actively avoiding it.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

===

It is. Don't bother.

Posted by: Corona at November 17, 2017 10:10 PM (88+VL)

494 The extension of the human lifespan to 200+ years is not only advantageous, but in some cases simply necessary.


Simply to pay down the national debt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (60v4h)

495 483
The people who lived longest had DNA that did not degrade. Smoker? So what? Their DNA did not mutate. Same with all the others in the study; the one constant was non mutated DNA.

When they find the fix it will cause a facepalm.
Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 09:59 PM (V86aL)


Yep, I think cancer has a lot to do with genetics. Some smokers get lung cancer; some don't. Some non-smokers get lung cancer; others don't.

I remember reading a few years ago that there was an increase in women who have never smoked getting lung cancer, and no one knew why. I believe Christopher Reeve's wife fell into that category.

The same probably applies for various other kinds of cancer.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

496 I had the first treatment yesterday. I feel fine. Not any different.
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 09:56

Best wishes rickl. Good for you.

T

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 10:24 PM (yJ1e6)

497 If were 29 again I could conquer the known world.

Been very, very ill since I was 39, but finally improving.

Don't get my hopes up.

Posted by: West at November 17, 2017 10:37 PM (gG6Jo)

498 I am not following your example, but no need to explain....

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 09:40 PM (QC/4S)

You are breathtakingly ignorant of the mechanism of cancer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 10:50 PM (wYseH)

499 what if after death you can fly, you look better than you ever looked while you were alive, plus you're radiant, and every moment is a dream come true?

why would you want to stay here after all you love are dead and you can't even walk? can't make love?


Heh, still thinking things through, maybe someday I'll be able to see that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 10:52 PM (/qEW2)

I Believe the Children Are Our Future, and the Future Must be Stopped

The left is calling for an end to all procreation of human beings, so it must be a day that ends in "Y" and an hour that ends in a digit.

Take this headline from a recent piece at NBC News: "Science proves kids are bad for Earth. Morality suggests we stop having them."
...

Children, the argument goes, should be considered first and foremost as problematic carbon-generating machines. With the planet facing almost-certain existential peril --- Travis Rieder, a philosopher at Johns Hopkins University and the author of the piece, describes it as "the very real prospect of catastrophic climate change" -- the decision to have children becomes a deep moral question.

The decision to have more than one child, meanwhile, could be a serious moral failing. "If I release a murderer from prison, knowing full well that he intends to kill innocent people, then I bear some responsibility for those deaths," Rieder helpfully explains. "Something similar is true, I think, when it comes to having children: Once my daughter is an autonomous agent, she will be responsible for her emissions. But that doesn’t negate my responsibility."

The "respectable" class attacks the lunacy of Alex Jones' nightmare scenarios about the top 5% of the world population wanting to exterminate the bottom 95%, but when leftists actually endorse a similar plan (actually pushing for Voluntary Human Self-Extinction), the "respectable" class pretends this is a reputable idea worth serious consideration.

Posted by: Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 I think we are slowing getting there.

Posted by: Ann at November 17, 2017 06:37 PM (jtHQy)

2 The kids are alright.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2017 06:37 PM (nUkMr)

3 Third.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 06:38 PM (/qEW2)

4 Hey you kids! Get off my planet!!

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at November 17, 2017 06:38 PM (vfC/C)

5 Noticed all these lunatics only have a girl children? Almost as if they planned it if, you know what I mean.

Posted by: Barcelona Carmen at November 17, 2017 06:39 PM (RHjCR)

6 Travis Rieder and his daughter should step up and take one for the team.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 06:39 PM (O5Q3r)

7 Wow I hit an ad at the bottom of the post and it did some super spammy giveaway pop-up thingy (technical term). Need a better class of ads on Adsense.

Posted by: Ann at November 17, 2017 06:39 PM (jtHQy)

8 If only there was some impending global travesty that could be somehow linked to human activity and that they could use to ward off people from making people.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 06:41 PM (tbOMB)

9 At some point we do have to consider what kind of a world will be leaving to Keith Richards.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 06:41 PM (60v4h)

10 So we should self-exterminate to make the planet better for....the cockroaches? Pine trees? Katydids?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 17, 2017 06:41 PM (uuwor)

11 Next up, the infirm.

Posted by: nip at November 17, 2017 06:41 PM (VqJRJ)

12 The "respectable" class attacks the lunacy of Alex Jones' nightmare
scenarios about the top 5% of the world population wanting to
exterminate the bottom 95%, but when leftists actually endorse a similar
plan (actually pushing for Voluntary Human Self-Extinction), the
"respectable" class

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I have new for them, it ain't the bottom 95% that will be exterminated.

Posted by: Javems at November 17, 2017 06:42 PM (yOqwj)

13 No, this guy is only talking about the white race, who are already reproducing at less than the replacement level. It's really ok if you are Muslim or POC.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 06:42 PM (gEvQ8)

14
How To Talk To Your Family About Euthanasia At Thanksgiving

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 06:42 PM (WE5/U)

15 Seems like adults generate more carbon than children. Maybe these "scientists" should show us the way and off themselves.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 17, 2017 06:42 PM (xQfPr)

16 What is the world for if there is no sentience to enjoy it?

Posted by: whitecollar redneck at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (p0P0a)

17 If just half of the self-loathing jackasses who claim that people are somehow not of this planet would just off themselves....

I mean, nice of them to volunteer everyone ELSE's children to Moloch, but if they really believed this shit, wouldn't they be doing themselves in?

No courage of their bullshit convictions.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (7UW64)

18 I believe the "Prince William" said the same thing earlier this week.

/anecdotally, so did the Georgia Guidestones.

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (aT+Bx)

19 We must go extinct for the childrens.

Posted by: Archer at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (gbWkA)

20 There was a T2 book series that went from the version from the second movie and envisioned an older Sarah Connor and her son still fighting timelines. One of the interesting things is that some of the allies for Skynet in this treatment, were eco nazis who wanted to enjoy a beautiful utopia, completely untouched by OTHER people.

The 'World after People' series on TV gave me the same vibe. Plus, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. Yeah, sure. 'Voluntary'. Mr Crews would like a word with you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (rb1zT)

21 Why, if I had a humongous gas chamber, I'd put you all in it!

Posted by: Travis Rieder at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (Tyii7)

22 14
How To Talk To Your Family About Euthanasia At Thanksgiving
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 06:42 PM (WE5/U)

Wear footie pajamas.
Drink hot cocoa.
Talk about voluntary extinction.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

23 Then, surely it wouldn't be a bad thing if we liquidated our Intelligentsia and cast them into Killing Fields like Pol Pot, right? I mean, these are useless eaters that do not feed anyone other than themselves, do not build, do not fix, do not heal.

All they do is bloviate and consume resources. Shouldn't they be eliminated first, to reduce the harm to Gaia?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

24 You first, dickweeds.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 17, 2017 06:44 PM (9Zisf)

25 But then these people turn around and say that citizens of European countries, America, and Canada should open their borders to "migrants" from Africa and the Middle East...

Posted by: Thrawn at November 17, 2017 06:44 PM (a1WR4)

26 So we should self-exterminate to make the planet better for....the cockroaches? Pine trees? Katydids?

Gaia. The planet must be protected from the thing which makes the planet special.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 17, 2017 06:44 PM (xQfPr)

27 16
What is the world for if there is no sentience to enjoy it?

Posted by: whitecollar redneck at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (p0P0a)



It's not them, it's you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 06:44 PM (tbOMB)

28 Ugh, my head is friggin' killing me. I had a lot of work to do today and the eyestrain headache is a bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

29 How To Talk To Your Family About Euthanasia At Thanksgiving
Posted by: Soothsayer


Pro tip: Eat before you get there and after you leave.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (3/f2v)

30 makes me want to reverse my vasectomy and have even more kids

Posted by: Bored383 at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (70HTk)

31 So we should self-exterminate to make the planet better for....the cockroaches? Pine trees? Katydids?
--

Muslims.

The Elites have no problem with low IQ violent Muslims reproducing.

Or those in "Africa."

It's everyone ELSE that's a problem.

/it's not OK to be white.

Posted by: Vyx at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (aT+Bx)

32
Vile unpeople

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (pNxlR)

33 Leftists have been screaming over population for a century, or food will run out and 1/2 The human population will live in desolation and starvation.
This isn't anything new.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (aC6Sd)

34
How to simultaneously have 'the talk' to your family about unlimited immigration and limiting population growth in the USA at Thanksgiving. Without 'Uncle Bob' going ballistic.

Posted by: Huffington Boast at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (ajiE5)

35 I actually hate the shit out of myself but still, I would like to be the last trigglypuff standing.

Posted by: Travis Rieder at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (Tyii7)

36 Sure seems like the anti-war crowd wants it both ways.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

37 I am fine with this actually. As long as it's the people that feel this way that are the ones who stop having kids.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (aHLmf)

38 Trust me, someday you'll realize how stupid your worries about overpopulation are.

Posted by: Yosemite Supervolcano at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (JyFLk)

39 The "respectable" class attacks the lunacy of Alex Jones' nightmare scenarios about the top 5% of the world population wanting to exterminate the bottom 95%, but when leftists actually endorse a similar plan (actually pushing for Voluntary Human Self-Extinction), the "respectable" class pretends this is a reputable idea worth serious consideration.

========

I think they want to exterminate first world nations by attrition because the people there use more carbon.

I think they're ok with human beings as long as they live on the level of animals, so they don't really care whether third world nations persist. I guess elites confident that they will never be able to rediscover the technologies that are "dooming" planet Earth.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (/qEW2)

40 They want to kill off western culture, Christianity, tea partiers, and incorrect thinkers. Failing that, they will settle for killing everybody. Its almost as if leftism is a death cult.

Posted by: Watching from the Sidelines at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (5U1dB)

41 This crap is dangerous. And evil.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (U+nHb)

42 Even if some people just had one kid it's not gonna stop ghetto baby mama from having 10. There's only one fix for that.

Posted by: Margie at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (UdKB7)

43 Via Malthus to Marx.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

44 Paul Ehrlich can eat a whole buffet of dicks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

45 the very real prospect of catastrophic climate change

Show your work.

Posted by: crickets ensue at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (wpC7C)

46 30
makes me want to reverse my vasectomy and have even more kids


Posted by: Bored383 at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (70HTk)



A reconnectomy? I've heard they are worse going the other way. I've not had either, because I don't want to have to drive a minivan.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 06:47 PM (tbOMB)

47 Population denier!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 06:47 PM (IqV8l)

48 Population Control always means too many of you, just the right amount of us.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 06:47 PM (60v4h)

49 Leftists should all make examples of themselves.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 06:47 PM (aC6Sd)

50 I think they want to exterminate first world nations by attrition because the people there use more carbon.



I think they're ok with human beings as long as they live on the
level of animals, so they don't really care whether third world nations
persist. I guess elites confident that they will never be able to
rediscover the technologies that are "dooming" planet Earth.
---

So everyone left would be sort of like a house pet for the Elites?

Or... IDK, a slave?

Posted by: Vyx at November 17, 2017 06:47 PM (aT+Bx)

51 Alex Jones has a better track record than NBC news.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 06:47 PM (xJa6I)

52 I would volunteer to remove carbon generators if they vote democrat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 17, 2017 06:47 PM (3BFzK)

53 philosopher ?

*spits*

he and his family can go first.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (Ktb8D)

54 Trust me, someday you'll realize how stupid your worries about overpopulation are.
Posted by: Yosemite Supervolcano at November 17,

Hey, but out junior.

Posted by: Yellowstone super volcano at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (9Zisf)

55
If they get rid of 95% of the population who's going to mow their yards, fix their AC or prepare their skinny half-whip soy-free fair trade artisanal coffee?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (uvStL)

56 28
Ugh, my head is friggin' killing me. I had a lot of work to do today and the eyestrain headache is a bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 06:44 PM (NWiLs)


I hear that. We must be on the same wavelength. I have been struggling all day. It's probably time to revisit the eye doctor and update my prescription.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (tbOMB)

57 51
Alex Jones has a better track record than NBC news.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 06:47 PM (xJa6I)
You know that's not exactly saying a lot, right?

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (14URa)

58 And yet these are the same people who want open borders.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (60v4h)

59 What the fuck am I gonna do with a philosophy degree?
Wait! I know...

Posted by: Travis Rieder, Philosopher at Johns Hopkins University at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (O5Q3r)

60 This cuts to the marrow of my distaste of the left of center and revulsion of anything further west. The Misanthropy. The first-in-the-lifeboat cowardice. The faithlessness. The translucent narcissism. This is its rotting, unexamined soul.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (MB9+R)

61 Soylent blue is democrats!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 17, 2017 06:49 PM (3BFzK)

62 Trust me, someday you'll realize how stupid your worries about overpopulation are.

Posted by: Yosemite Supervolcano at November 17,



Hey, but out junior.


Posted by: Yellowstone super volcano at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM

You're both amateurs

Posted by: SMOD at November 17, 2017 06:49 PM (aT+Bx)

63 If they had their way you would have to apply for a permit to procreate...

Posted by: E.T. at November 17, 2017 06:49 PM (P1GJy)

64 "Gaia. The planet must be protected from the thing which makes the planet special.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 17, 2017 06:44 PM (xQfPr) "

For people who claim to love Gaia, it seems odd that they want to rob it of the thing that makes it unique.

Without people, what's Earth? An unimpressive marble in a sea of billions.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 17, 2017 06:49 PM (uuwor)

65 Who knew one too many pale ales with dinner had such an impact on geography.

****** skulks away in buzzed shame . . .

Posted by: Yosemite Supervolcano at November 17, 2017 06:49 PM (JyFLk)

66 A reconnectomy? I've heard they are worse going the other way. I've not had either, because I don't want to have to drive a minivan.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 06:47 PM (tbOMB)


This is anecdotal but I've NEVER heard of reconnecting that worked. There's like a five and a half minute window of opportunity before the swimmers give up the ghost.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:49 PM (ajiE5)

67
Lamented for his absence Emperor of Jeff (EOJ) had a great rejoinder to these people along the line of "you go ahead and abstain / abort, in the meantime we'll be knocking 'em out like no tomorrow".

Can a moron get some help here?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (pNxlR)

68 Your over population concerns are moot. The Plague is back baby.

Posted by: Archer at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (gbWkA)

69 Whatever happened to Go out and be fruitful. It's in the Bible for crying out loud!

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (7+m9y)

70
The Left on the Titanic: "Me first then women and children!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (uvStL)

71 As a child, I loved to pull the wings off of baby ducklings.

Posted by: Travis Rieder at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (Tyii7)

72 How To Talk To Your Family About Euthanasia At Thanksgiving


******

My mom used to do that every night at dinner.

"Eat your vegetables! You know that there are youth in Asia who would love to have a good meal like this!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (wPiJc)

73 Skip at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (aC6Sd)

Colleges stopped teaching people to think some time ago. Now all they do is parrot what they've heard and write papers with the words re-arranged so that they can get advanced degrees and respectability for their parroting. It's sad.

I don't intend to be blasphemous but GOD may have made an error in the design of homo sapiens.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (xQfPr)

74 Can we finally start colander face mask world? We need a serious purge.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (aMlLZ)

75 "Science proves kids are bad for Earth. Morality suggests we stop having them."

...

What the elite are really saying is "Morality suggests that you stop having children. The children of Elites will save the earth from the mundanes."

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (4XCge)

76 42
Even if some people just had one kid it's not gonna stop ghetto baby mama from having 10. There's only one fix for that.

Posted by: Margie at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (UdKB7)



It's loctite, isn't it. I've seen the commercials.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (tbOMB)

77 Lamented for his absence Emperor of Jeff (EOJ)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (pNxlR)
I miss that fucker. A lot.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:51 PM (14URa)

78 Death for thee but not for me!

Posted by: Travis Rieder at November 17, 2017 06:51 PM (mtGE/)

79 Be fruitful and multiply.


*****

I was led to believe there would be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:51 PM (wPiJc)

80 " A reconnectomy? I've heard they are worse going the other way."

==============

I know two guys that had that and they both sired sons in their fifties. One guy came out of it shooting .50 cal sperm. His doctor told him he had the sperm count of 16 year old.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 17, 2017 06:51 PM (3BFzK)

81 We have the solution!

Posted by: Daleks at November 17, 2017 06:51 PM (IqV8l)

82 Lamented for his absence Emperor of Jeff (EOJ) had a great rejoinder to these people along the line of "you go ahead and abstain / abort, in the meantime we'll be knocking 'em out like no tomorrow".

Can a moron get some help here?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (pNxlR)


he said something like he'll be spiting them out like a pez dispenser. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 06:51 PM (aMlLZ)

83 But then these people turn around and say that citizens of European countries, America, and Canada should open their borders to "migrants" from Africa and the Middle East...

who reproduce at a faster rate than rabbits.

Posted by: arieswoman at November 17, 2017 06:52 PM (fwWWI)

84 Trust me, someday you'll realize how stupid your worries about overpopulation are.

Posted by: Yosemite Supervolcano at November 17,



Hey, but out junior.


Posted by: Yellowstone super volcano at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM

You're both amateurs
Posted by: SMOD at November 17, 2017 06:49 PM


Don't make fry yo ass, dudes.

Posted by: Sol at November 17, 2017 06:52 PM (9Zisf)

85
The Left on the Titanic: "Me first then women and children!!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (uvStL)


Hey you just damaged that iceberg

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 06:52 PM (lKyWE)

86 "Eat your vegetables! You know that there are youth in Asia who would love to have a good meal like this!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (wPiJc)
My dad (god bless him) would tell her to put it in a box and send it over there. I miss him.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:52 PM (14URa)

87 Alex Jones has been talking about this and offering proof for over a decade. There is or was a professor at UT Austin (Peter Singer) who was/is a huge advocate of no children and the human race Judy dying off.

I can't even imagine how widespread this lunacy is across Universities today.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 06:53 PM (g4lFK)

88 I think we should all encourage liberals to have zero children. And why not go all the way and commit suicide as well think of all the global warming you will be preventing by dying 50 years earlier.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 17, 2017 06:53 PM (I6Znp)

89 Slo-Pitch Whiffer at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (MB9+R)

Better poetry than anything written by Maya Angelo.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 17, 2017 06:53 PM (xQfPr)

90 The population bomb BS from the 70's. Waiting for the next ice age and nuke winter theories. Even Carl Sagan never fell for the let's get back to agrarian society.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 17, 2017 06:53 PM (pzA2L)

91 So the 150 million eggs broken are not even a tithe?

Posted by: geoffb at November 17, 2017 06:53 PM (zOpu5)

92
You know who else wanted to eliminate untermenschen's children?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 06:53 PM (pNxlR)

93 Emperor of Jeff (EOJ) had a great rejoinder to these people along the line of "you go ahead and abstain / abort, in the meantime we'll be knocking 'em out like no tomorrow".

******


Was that the "spittin' em out like a Pez dispenser" comment?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:53 PM (wPiJc)

94
His doctor told him he had the sperm count of 16 year old.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 17, 2017 06:51 PM (3BFzK)


Once.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2017 06:54 PM (uvStL)

95
"Eat your vegetables! You know that there are youth in Asia who would love to have a good meal like this!"
Posted by: Muldoon


Please clean your plate, dear. The Lord above can see ya.
Don't you know people are starving in Korea?

Posted by: Alice Cooper at November 17, 2017 06:54 PM (IqV8l)

96 it seems that Islam is the elite's favored method of exterminating western society. Africa on the other hand is about to explode, population wise.

Who knows what the billionaires are actually planning in their Bilderberg/CFR style secret conferences. But pedo island, Bohemian Grove, Yale's Skull and Bones -- all seemed rooted in sadistic tenets. And Weinstein/Kennedy/Clinton ... powerful men that rose to power abusing women (children?).

They tell us we need to have fewer babies, but import untold numbers from the third world. This is what we get from the Soviet plan to march through our institutions, and a hedge fund bailout paper money scheme that floods the markets with unlimited paper "currency".

Buy land and guns and form local coalitions?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2017 06:54 PM (/aIFg)

97 he needs a new vocation

Posted by: concrete girl at November 17, 2017 06:54 PM (MF4DY)

98 So basically we need to have fewer children, for the children.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

99 Responsible for her emissions ya say?

Posted by: Phildirt at November 17, 2017 06:54 PM (pw0qI)

100 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (pNxlR)

I was a very regular moron, now an irregular moron. I left when shit got nasty a year or so ago. Whatever happened to EOJ? Banhammer? death?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 06:54 PM (aHLmf)

101 Didn't the stupid, malevolent Argentine freak, er, "the pope", barf up some more idiocy on "climate" today. A friend says he did. Seems about time, he hasn't beclowned himself for a while.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 06:54 PM (QDnY+)

102 Do they think the Earth will continue on without us healthy and clean forever? They seem to be confused with the whole temporary nature of physical reality.

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (q177U)

103
Alex Jones has been talking about this and offering proof for over a decade. There is or was a professor at UT Austin (Peter Singer) who was/is a huge advocate of no children and the human race Judy dying off.


I can't remember the last time I met a Judy so he might be right

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (lKyWE)

104 And yet these are the same people who want open borders.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (60v4h)

I was assured that white genocide was a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (g4lFK)

105
EOJ? My God he could come out with the most over-the-top stuff. Fall on the floor laughing my guts out stuff.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (ajiE5)

106 Traveling Man at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (7+m9y)

That's why it's wrong. And ironic that your post is 69.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (xQfPr)

107 Yes, I remember the first time I heard of this. It was called the population bomb. The left needs to get some new material.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (gC2IV)

108 Leave my emissions out of it.

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (dOPy2)

109 I hear that. We must be on the same wavelength. I have been struggling all day. It's probably time to revisit the eye doctor and update my prescription.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 06:48 PM (tbOMB)

This whole being 29 business is no walk in the park.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

110 If BlackLivesMatter why are blacks leading the abortion sweepstakes?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (BeKMO)

111 The Left on the Titanic: "Me first then women and children!!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Hey you just damaged that iceberg
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


******

"These deck chairs could use a little feng shui!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (wPiJc)

112 I'd like to meet a nice autonomous agent. Responsible for her emissions and all. Sounds lovely.

:: sigh ::

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 06:56 PM (y87Qq)

113 So basically we need to have fewer children, for the children.




No, for the ants and aardvarks and shit

Posted by: Jeanne del norte at November 17, 2017 06:56 PM (B9dAp)

114 Be gone imposter volcano sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 17, 2017 06:56 PM (JyFLk)

115 I think we should all encourage liberals to have zero children. And why not go all the way and commit suicide as well think of all the global warming you will be preventing by dying 50 years earlier.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 17, 2017 06:53 PM (I6Znp)


Diabolically, its why I just don't give a shit about the abortion issue. I don't like it, but if the enemy wants to thin it's ranks I'm all for it.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 06:57 PM (aMlLZ)

116 Barky appointed that nut job, John whatthehellitwas as his official population control guy. Immediately thereafter the State Dept. went on it's big birth control for all nations celebration tour.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 06:57 PM (cHVSG)

117

How To Talk To Your Family About Euthanasia At Thanksgiving

Okay! I'll give you my fucking ice cream!! Are you happy now!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 06:57 PM (O5Q3r)

118 Take this headline from a recent piece at NBC News: "Science proves kids are bad for Earth. Morality suggests we stop having them."

Yeah, as long as you are white. Try that line on any "persons of color" (who far outnumber those of the Caucasian persuasion on this planet) and watch the raycissss shitstorm come crashing down...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at November 17, 2017 06:57 PM (Or7KF)

119
Where did I read that if you're a black baby in NYC you have a higher chance of being aborted than born?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2017 06:57 PM (9IOYA)

120 I agree. All leftists should stop having kids and breathing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:57 PM (SjImc)

121 103
Alex Jones has been talking about this and offering proof for over a decade. There is or was a professor at UT Austin (Peter Singer) who was/is a huge advocate of no children and the human race Judy dying off.


I can't remember the last time I met a Judy so he might be right
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (lKyWE)

LOL. IPad plus neuropathy in both hands doesnt always correctly convey thoughs onto page.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 06:57 PM (g4lFK)

122 Oh, swellsies, we have "blinding rain" on the way (never, ever heard that expression before, but I guess I will find out) and a wind chill of 19 by Sunday. No wonder it's so cheap to live here, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:57 PM (14URa)

123 The only way to save the planet is to neck yourself. I suggest all liberals go first.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at November 17, 2017 06:57 PM (jxw6R)

124 But its cool of Maria in Mexico has 7 kids and Ahmed fathers 12 in Fuckofstan right?

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 17, 2017 06:57 PM (I6Znp)

125 EOJ's health isn't good. There's a fundraiser up for him as well. Dunno what he's up to but I think he's still on the Twitterslut

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (xJa6I)

126 3 billion years from now when the Earth is consumed by a dying and expanding sun:

"Yeah, good thing we kept a lid on population growth!"

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (q177U)

127 Believe me, the zombie apocalypse will be a fun time.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (aC6Sd)

128 My insatiable quest for revenge goes all the way back to the kids always tying me down and rubbing Ben Gay all over my little nutsack.

Posted by: Travis Rieder at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

129 A bit harsh to demand these people actually kill themselves to help out with the problem they claim to believe in. But I'm very open to them all leaving the US. And taking one other stupid illiterate authoritarian ("progressive"), and two illegals, with them. I'd even support subsidizing their transportation.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (QDnY+)

130 I'm a nihilist, and for that reason I try to avoid thinking about human or planetary extinction. It's depressing. But these people positively wallow in it. They expend a lot of energy contemplating it.

How do they have the stamina to do this? It's amazing that the end result of evolution is an impulse to suicide. Absurd.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (/qEW2)

131 Bunch of unhappy, angry nihilists-No hope for the future, no beliefin this life or a life to come. The devil comes to kill, steal and destroy. He's already done it to a lot of them and they want to carry on the plan even if they don't believe in God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (8+Ozj)

132 Once my daughter is an autonomous agent, she will be responsible for her emissions.

WTFF?

No pimp, but she farts like a champ.

What a friggin family this guy has. I have to say that I vote for them to stop procreating immediately.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (8gDQu)

133 EOJ? My God he could come out with the most over-the-top stuff. Fall on the floor laughing my guts out stuff.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:55 PM (ajiE5)


He was great, he said the shit I always deleted when I typed.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 06:59 PM (aMlLZ)

134 I have a great way to help this population bomb that leftists are so worried about.

1. STOP GIVING FOOD AND MEDICINE TO THIRD WORLD NATIONS.
2. STOP GIVING THIRD WORLDERS ACCESS TO FIRST WORLD FOOD AND MEDICINE.

Shit gets real then as they go back to 17th century death rates.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 17, 2017 06:59 PM (3BFzK)

135 125
EOJ's health isn't good. There's a fundraiser up for him as well. Dunno
what he's up to but I think he's still on the Twitterslut

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (xJa6I)
I'm super sad to hear that, Mark. You have a link to the funraiser?

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:59 PM (14URa)

136 This shit is why I literally dont give a fuck about the well being of libs. They coukd all drop dead tomorrow and fucks given by me would be pegged at zero.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 17, 2017 07:00 PM (I6Znp)

137
I'm pretty sure if I ask that leftist goof-ball my son married how she can simultaneously call for more immigration into this country while calling for fewer births she'll be telling my son it's time to put me in 'the home'. The 'bad' one with the Nightline truck out front.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 07:00 PM (ajiE5)

138 190 Better get busy out-breeding me, Jimmy-Joe. Because while you've been occupied getting your shit pushed in, I've been punching out a new Master Race like an angry, white, dick-flavored Pez dispenser from your worst Republican nightmare.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 23, 2011 05:13 PM (OW0nw)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:00 PM (60v4h)

139 "The revolution is successful. But survival depends on drastic measures. Your continued existence represents a threat to the well-being of society. Your lives mean slow death to the more valued members of the colony. Therefore, I have no alternative but to sentence you to death. Your execution is so ordered, signed Kodos, Governor of Tarsus IV."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 07:00 PM (oVJmc)

140 135 125
EOJ's health isn't good. There's a fundraiser up for him as well. Dunno
what he's up to but I think he's still on the Twitterslut

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (xJa6I)
I'm super sad to hear that, Mark. You have a link to the funraiser?
Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:59 PM (14URa)

https:// www.gofundme.com/support-for-emperor-jeff-deleon (Remove space)

I also tossed some money towards our own Rick L as well. I'm funemployed but every little bit helps, I hope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:00 PM (xJa6I)

141 I have another way to control the population bomb...well for leftists.

1. ALL LEFTISTS GET TOGETHER AND COME AND TRY TO TAKE OUR WEAPONS AWAY FROM US.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 17, 2017 07:01 PM (3BFzK)

142 For the most part the human population is going downward. Europe would be in the negative without the influx of the Muzzy invasion. Japan is worse, they need a invasion but suggest instead of Muzzies how about South and Central Americans?

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 07:01 PM (aC6Sd)

143 I think the Left should not procreate.
They make terrible parents.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 07:02 PM (hMwEB)

144 126
3 billion years from now when the Earth is consumed by a dying and expanding sun:

More like 500 million years until the planet will be too hot to live on. The 3 billion number is just until the planet becomes a very large charcoal briquet.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 07:02 PM (gEvQ8)

145 I don't know about killing humanity, but I'm about ready to kill this damn computer. How the living eff do I change to something other than firefox and google? Ready to pull out what little hair I still have.

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 07:02 PM (zLDYs)

146 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (xJa6I)
I'm super sad to hear that, Mark. You have a link to the funraiser?
Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:59 PM

Man that sucks. As someone who quit posting when shit got nasty in here and people were getting banned I always loved reading his stuff. Yea, he could go a bit far sometimes, but it was always a good LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 07:02 PM (aHLmf)

147 The "respectable" class attacks the lunacy of Alex Jones' nightmare scenarios about the top 5% of the world population wanting to exterminate the bottom 95%, but when leftists actually endorse a similar plan (actually pushing for Voluntary Human Self-Extinction), the "respectable" class pretends this is a reputable idea worth serious consideration.

Posted by: Ace at 06:40 PM



Well the West is well on its way to oblivion. Good luck reigning in Asia, Africa, South America. I suspect they'll be less inclined to "Voluntary Human Self-Extinction".

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 07:02 PM (kvKRQ)

148 190 Better get busy out-breeding me, Jimmy-Joe. Because while you've been occupied getting your shit pushed in, I've been punching out a new Master Race like an angry, white, dick-flavored Pez dispenser from your worst Republican nightmare.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 23, 2011 05:13 PM (OW0nw)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:00 PM (60v4h)



lol yup that was it.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 07:02 PM (aMlLZ)

149 I think the Left should not procreate.
They make terrible parents.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 07:02 PM

THIS! Times eleventy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 07:03 PM (aHLmf)

150 Brian Kilmeade should self-extinguish.

Posted by: GHW Bush at November 17, 2017 07:03 PM (r9UYA)

151 Okay, the obligatory " you first" observation...

That out of the way, it seems Progressives are part of a nihilistic Death Cult, essentially like Orthodox Islam and there desire for a jihad death ( because perks, in their case)... the point being no wonder Progressives and Observant Muslims are so cozy.

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2017 07:03 PM (pL6Vz)

152 off old perv sock

Posted by: Under Fire at November 17, 2017 07:03 PM (r9UYA)

153 145 I don't know about killing humanity, but I'm about ready to kill this damn computer. How the living eff do I change to something other than firefox and google? Ready to pull out what little hair I still have.
Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 07:02 PM (zLDYs)

Have you tried downloading Pale Moon (Firefox clone) or....is Opera still a thing? Dunno, I stick to Chrome on a Mac when possible.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:03 PM (xJa6I)

154 Well the West is well on its way to oblivion. Good luck reigning in Asia, Africa, South America. I suspect they'll be less inclined to "Voluntary Human Self-Extinction".
Posted by: Puddleglum



They'll be the first to go when we can no longer feed the world.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 07:03 PM (3/f2v)

155 Peaches, low 70s and partly sunny this weekend in SoCal. Perfect for the shootin' matches.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 07:03 PM (QDnY+)

156 I also tossed some money towards our own Rick L as well. I'm funemployed but every little bit helps, I hope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:00 PM (xJa6I)
Thank you, Mark! I will give to both. I'm sorry about your funemployment, that sucks. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (14URa)

157 When acid rain hits your eye like a big pizza pie.

Posted by: Deano at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (IqV8l)

158 The "respectable" class attacks the lunacy of Alex Jones' nightmare scenarios about the top 5% of the world population wanting to exterminate the bottom 95%
***
That's crazy sauce. I mean really!

Usually the left only publicly calls for exterminating 10-20% of the population.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (Z8FFX)

159 I wonder if these same people are cheering on the New and Improved Plague threatening to sweep across Africa? It kills in 3 hours in some cases.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (g4lFK)

160 "If I release a murderer from prison, knowing full well that he intends to kill innocent people, then I bear some responsibility for those deaths"

It's usually the hippy liberals that push that. So my takeaway from this is we need to lock up all liberals when a released gangbanger kills again, since it is their fault. Sounds good to me!

Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (hvf9s)

161
But then these people turn around and say that citizens of European
countries, America, and Canada should open their borders to "migrants"
from Africa and the Middle East...



who reproduce at a faster rate than rabbits.
---

Black and brown are totally acceptable in our New World Order

Posted by: Your Elite White Overlords at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (aT+Bx)

162 "Buy land and guns and form local coalitions?"

should be !, not ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (Ktb8D)

163 No one paid attention to Longshanks. "If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out"

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (cHVSG)

164 Empire. of. Jeff..... so glad you are here!! Are things well with you?

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2017 07:05 PM (pL6Vz)

165 Muldoon -

As good a time as any...

*extends hand to Muldoon*

I am truly sorry that my comment of a week or so ago caused you concern. As CBD has said, "Apparently I'm not as funny as I think I am".

These days is not insensible to interpret what seem to be threats as just that. It seems that there are plenty of nut-jobs around, and one can't be too careful, it seems.

At any rate, I want to assure you that I am NOT a pathological pyromaniac. In point of fact, those friends who I go camping with long ago gave up on me as the designated campfire starter.

So, my profuse apologies for the incident, you are the last person here who I seek to offend...except maybe AtC, because consequences.

As an aside, I knew Mike Cross at college, we shared beer at a little beer/music joint that he and two friends had at Chapel Hill, called The Cats Cradle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 07:05 PM (+y0ym)

166 "Well the West is well on its way to oblivion. Good luck reigning in
Asia, Africa, South America. I suspect they'll be less inclined to
"Voluntary Human Self-Extinction"."

====

Who said anything about voluntary?

Posted by: Nicolás Maduro Moros at November 17, 2017 07:05 PM (3BFzK)

167 All of that thinking and this is the best he could come up with ?

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2017 07:05 PM (dOPy2)

168 Have you tried downloading Pale Moon (Firefox clone) or....is Opera still a thing? Dunno, I stick to Chrome on a Mac when possible.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:03 PM (xJa6I)


Opera is indeed still around and a really good browser.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 07:05 PM (y87Qq)

169 "Well the West is well on its way to oblivion. Good luck reigning in
Asia, Africa, South America. I suspect they'll be less inclined to
"Voluntary Human Self-Extinction"."

====

Who said anything about voluntary?

Posted by: Nicolas Maduro Moros at November 17, 2017 07:06 PM (3BFzK)

170 Peaches, low 70s and partly sunny this weekend in SoCal. Perfect for the shootin' matches.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 07:03 PM

High of 30 here and we might actually get to see the sun for the first time in two weeks so suck it! Said no one ever.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 07:06 PM (aHLmf)

171 Or just white procreation?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 07:06 PM (mJ8mX)

172 How the living eff do I change to something other than firefox and google?

File>Preferences>Search>Change search engine

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

173 156 I also tossed some money towards our own Rick L as well. I'm funemployed but every little bit helps, I hope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:00 PM (xJa6I)
Thank you, Mark! I will give to both. I'm sorry about your funemployment, that sucks. xoxo
Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (14URa)

Thanks Peaches! It'll be ok. It's part of the software contractor life, just 'picked' a slow time of year to change companies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:06 PM (xJa6I)

174 Fine. Let's start by extincting THEM, and see if that doesn't cover mother gaia's tab...

Posted by: Abiss at November 17, 2017 07:07 PM (L6Zpd)

175 Well, I guess we can have the conversation. If you insist.

"Among mothers near the end of their childbearing years, Hispanics and blacks have the largest families."

http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2015/05/07/
family-size-among-mothers/

Your turn.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:07 PM (fsZof)

176 i wish hey'd take their own advice . but they never do, just ask You to sacrifice for Their cause.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:07 PM (UbFuA)

177 Let us examine the specifics of the proposal.

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at November 17, 2017 07:08 PM (zCyNd)

178 It kills in 3 hours in some cases.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (g4lFK)


They don't get into the fine print, but apparently digging up the grave of the departed and marching their dead, dripping, diseased bodies through the streets of the city might possibly be bad.

I mean who does that? It sounds like a 'civilization' that really, really needs to die.

Before it kills the rest of us.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 07:08 PM (ajiE5)

179 129 A bit harsh to demand these people actually kill themselves to help out with the problem they claim to believe in. But I'm very open to them all leaving the US. And taking one other stupid illiterate authoritarian ("progressive"), and two illegals, with them. I'd even support subsidizing their transportation.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (QDnY+)


Before the Trans-Alaska pipeline got built, it was held up for eons by the "environmental impact statement" trash, and during that time the oil companies were sending folks up here by the boatload.

Two bumperstickers were very popular. The first one said "Let the Bastards Freeze in the Dark." The second one said "Happiness is a Texan headed south with an Okie under each arm."

Not terribly P.C., as I recall.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 07:08 PM (7UW64)

180 Man, i would love to have a bunch of kids just to piss them off. Can't do that by myself, though, which presents a problem

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 07:08 PM (9laXR)

181 Well the West is well on its way to oblivion. Good luck reigning in Asia, Africa, South America. I suspect they'll be less inclined to "Voluntary Human Self-Extinction".


Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 07:02 PM


When the new golden age of feudalism comes to pass, they'll take care of those places as they see fit... if indeed they see it as a problem. At present, it's serving them rather well. But, the west is not going to oblivion fast enough. That's the real objective.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 07:08 PM (qGuLD)

182 i wish hey'd take their own advice . but they never do, just ask You to sacrifice for Their cause.
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:07 PM

What do you mean?

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio on hs Jet and Yacht at November 17, 2017 07:08 PM (aHLmf)

183 Good evening, willow.

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2017 07:08 PM (pL6Vz)

184 Robbie, maybe they have more sense . about surviving

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:08 PM (UbFuA)

185 good evening Kraken, i hope life is good for you.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:09 PM (UbFuA)

186 Seems like only last year that people were talking about how humans are just like animals and something something born this way something, and now we learn we're not part of the ecosystem or environment at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:09 PM (fsZof)

187 They tell us we need to have fewer babies, but
import untold numbers from the third world. This is what we get from the
Soviet plan to march through our institutions, and a hedge fund bailout
paper money scheme that floods the markets with unlimited paper
"currency".

Buy land and guns and form local coalitions?


Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2017 06:54 PM (/aIFg)


I've noted that it's hard for the left to tell us that we need to bring in foreign labor to fill the workforce if we're filling it with American children. Thus their two-pronged argument: "we" need to have less children to save da earf and there's a lack of workers that must be made up for by bringing in immigrants who can't be told to have less children to save da earf because "it's their culture".

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 07:09 PM (yzxic)

188 James Taranto would say this is a good thing, since the people pushing it are all liberals. Self-selection.

Posted by: Caliban at November 17, 2017 07:09 PM (QE8X6)

189 Yo, fappers. EOJ is in need. Here's a link, in case you have a credit card handy.

https://www.gofundme.com/support-for-emperor-jeff-deleon

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 07:09 PM (14URa)

190 154 Well the West is well on its way to oblivion. Good luck reigning in Asia, Africa, South America. I suspect they'll be less inclined to "Voluntary Human Self-Extinction".
Posted by: Puddleglum



They'll be the first to go when we can no longer feed the world.
Posted by: rickb223



Destroy the West, the rest of the World starves. Makes sense. Didn't think of it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 07:09 PM (kvKRQ)

191 1. Commie/Libs take own advice - stop procreating ;

2. Real Americans Keep Having Kids;

. . .

3. Profit!!!!!! (PERPETUAL WERLD DOMINASHUN!!!)

Posted by: Sharkman at November 17, 2017 07:10 PM (bsBH4)

192 What do you mean?
Posted by: Leo DiCaprio on hs Jet and Yacht at November 17, 2017 07:08 PM (aHLmf)

yeah , she's a dope isn't she

Posted by: gore at November 17, 2017 07:10 PM (UbFuA)

193 Opera is indeed still around and a really good browser.

==


Opera browser was sold to China in 2011.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 07:10 PM (QC/4S)

194 Dude should consider selecting himself to get this party started.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 17, 2017 07:11 PM (IYHxL)

195 Well I only had one kid.

hic, cough, couuugh, COUGH, fart, shart, plunk.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 17, 2017 07:11 PM (3BFzK)

196
"Well the West is well on its way to oblivion. Good luck reigning in Asia, Africa, South America. I suspect they'll be less inclined to "Voluntary Human Self-Extinction"."


It'll be forced extinction because once the west gone who'll be left to stop the killer viruses that come out of Africa and Asia

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 07:11 PM (lKyWE)

197 Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 07:05 PM (+y0ym)

*****


Done, and done!

As I tried (badly) to explain, it wasn't your comment per se that put me in a mood. I was at a particularly low ebb due to stuff having nothing to do with the blog.

I've been hoping to see you pop up again.

Hell, if I ever need to burn my house to the ground (like for the insurance money or for warmth, but mostly for the insurance money) I would pick you to toss the first match.

I remember talking with you about Mike Cross previously. I've got him playing in the background even now.

Welcome back my friend.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 07:11 PM (wPiJc)

198 ooh No Eoj! prayers , jeeze what an awful time so many are having.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:12 PM (UbFuA)

199 185
good evening Kraken, i hope life is good for you.
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:09 PM (UbFuA)

Yes, pretty much.... things have gotten much better since I learned to lower my expectations.

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2017 07:12 PM (pL6Vz)

200 Opera browser was sold to China in 2011.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 07:10 PM (QC/4S)

I spent a night at the opera once. Not Chinese opera, though.

Posted by: Groucho at November 17, 2017 07:12 PM (zCyNd)

201 >>> Colleges stopped teaching people to think some time ago. Now all they do is parrot what they've heard and write papers with the words re-arranged so that they can get advanced degrees and respectability for their parroting. It's sad.

The greatest skill college gave me (besides the useful stuff I do for my job) was how to learn/regurgitate facts my professors wanted me to know, but I don't believe. The schism of having my own separate thoughts and opinions, while using diplomacy and wits to write stuff I don't believe to get the grades I needed. It has served me well in our modern "witchburning the unperson deplorables" society!

Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2017 07:12 PM (hvf9s)

202 There is Vivaldi browser, but I haven't tried it yet.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 07:12 PM (QC/4S)

203 Opera browser was sold to China in 2011.

Opera is also Chrome-based now. I don't trust Chrome because Google.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

204 omgoodness mike and muldoon here, thanks you both for your example to the rest of us.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:12 PM (UbFuA)

205 Oh, and they want to exterminate us because the Erf had been slightly warmer the last 15000 years than the fucking ice ball it's mostly been the last 5 million.

Yes! Great idea, fucking insane people.

SCIENCE!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 17, 2017 07:13 PM (bsBH4)

206 Someone, ... joined thread late... what is up with EOJ???

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2017 07:13 PM (pL6Vz)

207 kraken, heck if i had any expectations of life at this point i might actually be happy.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:13 PM (UbFuA)

208 Opera browser was sold to China in 2011.
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 07:10 PM (QC/4S)


2016. The Chinese investors own the assets. The HQ and offices are still in Oslo.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 07:14 PM (y87Qq)

209 Stop procreating?
This is all just an attempt to normalize butt stuff.

Posted by: wooga at November 17, 2017 07:14 PM (VaOnS)

210 kraken EOJ is ill, check out peaches comment upstream. : {

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:14 PM (UbFuA)

211
You just *know* that as the first Bubonic Plague people arrive in the USA some freaking Hawaiian judge is going to stop President Trump from enacting a travel ban.

That just how sick the political process has become on the left.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 07:14 PM (ajiE5)

212 202 There is Vivaldi browser, but I haven't tried it yet.


Does it play his music?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 07:14 PM (kvKRQ)

213 Okay, thanks willow, will check it out...

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2017 07:15 PM (pL6Vz)

214 The Erf will tip over!

Posted by: Rep. Johnson, idiot at November 17, 2017 07:15 PM (6dFYM)

215
Anyone else hearing the tv jingle for Lowenbrau beer?


Here's to good friends...
tonight is kinda special...



(Is that how it goes??)

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:15 PM (WE5/U)

216
They don't get into the fine print, but apparently digging up the grave of the departed and marching their dead, dripping, diseased bodies through the streets of the city might possibly be bad.

I mean who does that? It sounds like a 'civilization' that really, really needs to die.

Before it kills the rest of us.



Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 07:08 PM (ajiE5)


PC be damned, but all civilizations are not created equal.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 07:15 PM (aMlLZ)

217 James Taranto would say this is a good thing, since the people pushing it are all liberals. Self-selection.

Posted by: Caliban at November 17, 2017 07:09 PM (QE8X6)

--

Pushing it is much different than practicing it, though.

If these true believers actually practiced what they say is required to cure global warming and stopped driving their cars, heating/cooling their 2500 sq. ft. homes, barebones electrical demand, etc. then they would almost immediately bring about the exact change that they demand everyone else enact by nibbling around the edges. They won't, though, and that's why I don't believe them at all. Not in the least. You stop driving first, and then you can explain why cars are bad.

But it's not about global warming. It's about money and control.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:15 PM (fsZof)

218 Muldoon, /Mike hooray.

grabs a pant leg on each and drags you down for a hug.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:16 PM (UbFuA)

219 I can't imagine a disease that can kill in 3 hours. It would be like watching a regular disease death on fast forward times 50.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:16 PM (g4lFK)

220 >>> ooh No Eoj! prayers , jeeze what an awful time so many are having.
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:12 PM (UbFuA)

I saw the Moron prayer list in the ONT recently, oh my! It's almost as long as Santa's list. Bless all the corgi babies and many prayers and good thoughts for all of you.

Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2017 07:16 PM (hvf9s)

221 And since Hammer brought it up again- this was willowed on the last thread talking about playing the violin sounding like skinning a cat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=TRUGANtv87c&list=RDTRUGANtv87c#t=14

Skip ahead to 8:40 to hear Mike Cross explain the unique sound of the Appalachian fiddle.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 07:16 PM (wPiJc)

222 A bit harsh to demand these people actually kill themselves to help out with the problem they claim to believe in. But I'm very open to them all leaving the US. And taking one other stupid illiterate authoritarian ("progressive"), and two illegals, with them. I'd even support subsidizing their transportation.



I'm open to them killing themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 07:16 PM (3/f2v)

223 Opera browser was sold to China in 2011.
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 07:10 PM (QC/4S)

2016. The Chinese investors own the assets. The HQ and offices are still in Oslo.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 07:14 PM (y87Qq)

assets....like source code and stuff.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 07:16 PM (QC/4S)

224 That just how sick the political process has become on the left.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 07:14 PM (ajiE5)

---

It will be a social issue. Heck, look at how sacred and wonderful AIDS is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:16 PM (fsZof)

225 That whole Bubonic Plague thing going on in East Africa right now. How long is the incubation period? Would it allow an already infected person enough time to go to a different country, or is it more immediate? Anyone know?

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 07:17 PM (gEvQ8)

226 I can't imagine a disease that can kill in 3 hours. It would be like watching a regular disease death on fast forward times 50.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:16 PM (g4lFK)
Honestly, I would rather go like that than die by inches over months or years. Not soon, one hopes but, 3 hours? I can do that.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 07:17 PM (14URa)

227 If just the liberals did this it would be enough.

If we can get agreement on that I'm in.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 07:17 PM (3myMJ)

228 I've been hoping to see you pop up again.
That's what I said!

Posted by: harv weinstein at November 17, 2017 07:17 PM (mJ8mX)

229 I was wrong...war is good to keep the planet from tipping over.

Also I'm helping!

Posted by: Zombie Edwin Starr at November 17, 2017 07:18 PM (6dFYM)

230 here is Vivaldi browser, but I haven't tried it yet.


Does it play his music?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2017 07:14 PM (kvKRQ)

only in season

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 07:18 PM (QC/4S)

231 rickb223, you're welcome at my house anytime.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 07:18 PM (cHVSG)

232 Muldoon glad to see your still kicking

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 07:18 PM (aC6Sd)

233 Stop procreating?
This is all just an attempt to normalize butt stuff.

------

That might be true for some, but you find yourself waiting in line to buy gasoline --'too many people on the planet'.

You find yourself waiting in line at the grocery check out lane - 'too many people on the planet.'

At the bank, stuck in traffic, on the subway in NYC - 'too many people on the planet.'

The liberals think if there were fewer of you people, there would be more room for 'them', more stuff for them. Fewer people competing with 'them' for jobs, material goods, good seats at the opera.




Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 07:19 PM (4XCge)

234 Henceforth I choose to self-identify as a helium-based lifeform. No more carbon footprint. Problem solved. Helium emissions for everyone!

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 07:19 PM (EzdLW)

235
That whole Bubonic Plague thing going on in East Africa right now. How long is the incubation period? Would it allow an already infected person enough time to go to a different country, or is it more immediate? Anyone know?

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 07:17 PM (gEvQ


Of course it would. Air travel has placed the entire planet at deaths door.

But we'd be h8ers to deny diseased people (with no symptoms...yet) access to this country.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 07:20 PM (ajiE5)

236 Free dance lessons with every vacation package!!


Discounts on one-way air tickets!


Free breakfast included, in rare cases.

Posted by: Madagascar Tourist Board at November 17, 2017 07:20 PM (zCyNd)

237
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:00 PM (60v4h)


That's the EOJ quote to which I was referring! Thanks Grump928!

That is one of the funniest things that I have ever read here...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 07:20 PM (pNxlR)

238 The super rainy season the next 6 months is what has scientists very worried about the Neo-Plague. Guess it survives in water.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:20 PM (g4lFK)

239 Straight Up ...

... Leftists - and Some Rightists ... wonder why people like me insist on having at least as much firepower as the State Police.

Well ... shit like this is why.

Of course, when push comes to shove ... it won't be the State Police enforcing the rules. It'll be the Military.

Oops ... sorry. I touched the Third Rail there, didn't I.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 17, 2017 07:21 PM (fiGNd)

240 Muldoon glad to see your still kicking


******


Though my mood at times can be bilious
I survive by the use of frank silliness
What the hell, said Muldoon
I always bounce back soon
Because at heart I am really resilious!




(If that's not a word it should be)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 07:21 PM (wPiJc)

241 i need to go study, but peace and love

patience and hope for better days for all.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 07:21 PM (UbFuA)

242 What is the world for if there is no sentience to enjoy it?

Posted by: whitecollar redneck


A very beautiful but stinky toilet for billions of animals. (Read in Carl Sagan voice for best effect).

Posted by: Sharkman at November 17, 2017 07:21 PM (bsBH4)

243 >>> A bit harsh to demand these people actually kill themselves to help out with the problem they claim to believe in. But I'm very open to them all leaving the US. And taking one other stupid illiterate authoritarian ("progressive"), and two illegals, with them.

>>> I'm open to them killing themselves.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 07:16 PM (3/f2v)

I suggest a compromise: convince them all the greatest burning man/woodstock/coachella festival EVER is in Madagascar, and fly them there one way for free. Let their beloved science sort them out.

Kidding! Kind of.

Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2017 07:21 PM (hvf9s)

244 Would it allow an already infected person enough time to go to a different country,

I'm sure we can expedite something

Posted by: Obama's Refugee Resettlement Program at November 17, 2017 07:21 PM (9laXR)

245 EoJ and the sip of penis

http://bit.ly/2APFTeB

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:22 PM (60v4h)

246 The liberals think if there were fewer of you people, there would be more room for 'them', more stuff for them. Fewer people competing with 'them' for jobs, material goods, good seats at the opera.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 07:19 PM (4XCge)

---

Has anyone pointed out that the whole entire world population could fit and live uncomfortably in Texas or fairly comfortably in Alaska?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:22 PM (fsZof)

247 What hubris.

Future Einsteins and Gates are worthless burdens.
I, on the other hand, am God's gift to the world.

Posted by: socalcon at November 17, 2017 07:22 PM (Roy2Z)

248 That whole Bubonic Plague thing going on in East Africa right now. How long is the incubation period? Would it allow an already infected person enough time to go to a different country, or is it more immediate? Anyone know?


Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 07:17 PM


The incubation period is bad. It might be a couple of days, it might be a week. Bad enough in the middle ages when it took much longer to get about. With today's travel, when you can get from one side of the globe to another in a day or so.... not good.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 07:22 PM (qGuLD)

249 What is the world for if there is no sentience to enjoy it?

---

To make more sentience.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:23 PM (fsZof)

250 The left is always at war with the next generation, competing for resources, saddling them with debt, stealing their birthright - or outright murdering them in the womb, if they can get at them.

So yeah, a day ending in Y.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 07:23 PM (cu8/f)

251 Has anyone pointed out that the whole entire world population could fit and live uncomfortably in Texas or fairly comfortably in Alaska?
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Every time it comes up.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 07:24 PM (3/f2v)

252 I'm sure they only mean White Kids.

Posted by: HamiltonNJ at November 17, 2017 07:25 PM (sCjDS)

253 Has anyone pointed out that the whole entire world population could fit
and live uncomfortably in Texas or fairly comfortably in Alaska?

Posted by: Moron Robbie


No. Please, no.

Posted by: Texas at November 17, 2017 07:25 PM (zCyNd)

254 EOJ How to Get Your Wife to Have Sex with You:
http://bit.ly/2zPKwrN

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 17, 2017 07:25 PM (QBy2Q)

255 rickb223, you're welcome at my house anytime.
Posted by: Ben Had



;-)

Same here.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 07:25 PM (3/f2v)

256 Every time it comes up.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 07:24 PM (3/f2v)

---

I always love when the overpopulation folks counter, from their apartments in their cities, "Sure, but how would you feed all those people?!!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:26 PM (fsZof)

257 "If I release a murderer from prison, knowing full well that he intends to kill innocent people, then I bear some responsibility for those deaths," Rieder helpfully explains./i]

That's rayciss.

And in any case, don't tell us. Tell the parole boards that release these a-holes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

258 >>> But we'd be h8ers to deny diseased people (with no symptoms...yet) access to this country.

Hey the rich white elites survived the Ebola outbreak without getting it, and fought travel restrictions then. Why not try it a second time with the plague! Sounds peachy.

Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2017 07:26 PM (hvf9s)

259 EoJ and the sip of penis

http://bit.ly/2APFTeB

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:22 PM (60v4h)


That one is good, but his best, to me, was talking about his daily struggle not to suck a c_ck. I think I broke a rib laughing.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 07:26 PM (ajiE5)

260 Hell, the entire world's population could fit in Rhode Island.


If you stack them high enough.

I call dibs on top bunk.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 07:26 PM (wPiJc)

261 No. Please, no.

Posted by: Texas at November 17, 2017 07:25 PM (zCyNd)

---

Don't worry. North and South Carolina aren't full yet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:26 PM (fsZof)

262 161---Black and brown are totally acceptable in our New World Order
Posted by: Your Elite White Overlords at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (aT+Bx)
-------------------------------------
As long as they have Goodthink.
Otherwise, they are beneath pond scum.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 07:27 PM (0jtPF)

263 260 Hell, the entire world's population could fit in Rhode Island.


If you stack them high enough.

I call dibs on top bunk.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 07:26 PM (wPiJc)



I wanna be the monkey in the middle!

Posted by: Al Franken at November 17, 2017 07:27 PM (z/Ubi)

264 I prefer the world population stays where it already is, China, India, Central America where ever.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 07:28 PM (aC6Sd)

265 What is the world for if there is no sentience to enjoy it?

Entropy generation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

266 Black and brown are totally acceptable in our New World Order
Posted by: Your Elite White Overlords at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (aT+Bx)
-------------------------------------
As long as they have Goodthink.
Otherwise, they are beneath pond scum.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille



Poor George Zimmerman.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 07:28 PM (3/f2v)

267 Libs have all the compassion of a DMV associate.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 07:28 PM (vDqXW)

268 Heh.....I recall conversations with friends and colleagues from ROC, PRC, India, and, indeed, Eastern Europe - many observed how dangerously under-populated America is.

And we are, too! Get to work, Horde!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 07:29 PM (pCoJY)

269 I always enjoy watching the Horde finish each others sentiences.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:29 PM (fsZof)

270 Has anyone pointed out that the whole entire world population could fit
and live uncomfortably in Texas or fairly comfortably in Alaska?

Posted by: Moron Robbie

Wouldn't it tip over?

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 17, 2017 07:29 PM (cu8/f)

271 Has anyone pointed out that the whole entire world population could fit and live uncomfortably in Texas or fairly comfortably in Alaska?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:22 PM (fsZof)

Hillary used to get paid half a million to give speeches to Wall Street about that. We can take in 700 million immigrants easily.

And she will never be president.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:29 PM (g4lFK)

272 Really sad to hear about EoJ. Him leaving here was why I took an extended hike.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (y7DUB)

273 Really, if you are going to increase the population density and put everyone into a domed city, you will need smaller people, like North Koreans.

Obviously we eat too much, and grow too large. So the undesirables would have to be on a restricted diet from an early age, to keep them small.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (4XCge)

274 As we all know, I am pretty anti-small human beings (shut up) and I think this is stupid.

Not only that, it's boring. The Voluntary Human Self-Extermination Movement has been around since, what, the early 1970's?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (dEQP3)

275 Totally O/T, but I-70 through central Colorado is completely shut down due to multiple spin outs and accidents due to heavy snowfall.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (gEvQ8)

276 The entire population of the world could fit in the Grand Canyon, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (60v4h)

277 >>> many observed how dangerously under-populated America is. And we are, too! Get to work, Horde! Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 07:29 PM (pCoJY)

I have a relative in Utah about to have her fourth child. Trust me, the Mormons here are doing their part!

Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2017 07:31 PM (hvf9s)

278 273. Carousel! Carousel!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 07:31 PM (pCoJY)

279 I prefer the world population stays where it already is, China, India, Central America where ever.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 07:28 PM (aC6Sd)


I estimate that of the 4.5 billion people on this planet, at least 3 billion of them would be better off here.

But once that happens they would all be infinitely better off wherever the hell they came from.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 07:31 PM (ajiE5)

280 3 billion years from now when the Earth is consumed by a dying and expanding sun:

"Yeah, good thing we kept a lid on population growth!"

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 06:58 PM (q177U)


========

Exactly. The human race is going extinct anyway.

Why do these people take such an extreme interest in shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic? It's not at if it will affect the eventual outcome.

As St. Hillary once said, "Eat, drink and be merry, because what difference does it make?"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 07:31 PM (/qEW2)

281 Has anyone pointed out that the whole entire world population could fit and live uncomfortably in Texas or fairly comfortably in Alaska?

Posted by: Moron Robbie

Wouldn't it tip over?
Posted by: Atlantic Coast



No. Oklahoma sucks.

Keeps up from moving.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 07:31 PM (3/f2v)

282 Back when I was a trial member of MENSA, population reduction was one of their main issues. I'd bet they foisted the anti-natal thing on us--or at least their elite circles did.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 07:31 PM (vDqXW)

283 Really, if you are going to increase the population density and put everyone into a domed city, you will need smaller people, like North Koreans.

Obviously we eat too much, and grow too large. So the undesirables would have to be on a restricted diet from an early age, to keep them small.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (4XCge)



There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.

Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM (dEQP3)

284 Totally O/T, but I-70 through central Colorado is completely shut down due to multiple spin outs and accidents due to heavy snowfall.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (gEvQ

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It's mind-blowing to watch people tailgating in those conditions. Fog and rain, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM (fsZof)

285 Really, if you are going to increase the population
density and put everyone into a domed city, you will need smaller
people, like North Koreans.

Obviously we eat too much, and grow
too large. So the undesirables would have to be on a restricted diet
from an early age, to keep them small.





Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (4XCge)

The Juche Power Diet! no-carb, no protein! Gluten-free!

Posted by: DPRK Food Services, Ltd. at November 17, 2017 07:33 PM (zCyNd)

286 Since we are talking about Alex Jones and depopulation not being a conspiracy anymore, I highly recommend watching his documentary EndGame which deals with this stuff.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ0NHhnMY9o

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:33 PM (g4lFK)

287 The entire population of Earth could fit on Uranus.

Posted by: somebody had to say it at November 17, 2017 07:33 PM (UdKB7)

288 Totally O/T, but I-70 through central Colorado is completely shut down due to multiple spin outs and accidents due to heavy snowfall.

*****

Yikes. I have two folks from work making the drive from the western Slope back to Denver tonight. One made it through.The other one may have to hunker down.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 07:34 PM (wPiJc)

289 284
Totally O/T, but I-70 through central Colorado is completely shut down
due to multiple spin outs and accidents due to heavy snowfall.



Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (gEvQ

Wow, that almost never happens. Hope everyone is safe and healthy, though.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 07:34 PM (14URa)

290 Muldoon - It has weighed on my mind. The Horde has sorely missed you.

When you have time, here's a bit of humor (better than mine), if you haven't seen it
https://preview.tinyurl.com/kp99qa

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 07:34 PM (+y0ym)

291 Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM (dEQP3)

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Pretty sure the Style Guide was amended to require "Taterhead" to be inserted between all instances of "Matt" and "Damon" in recognition of his super smart diet plan that permanently damaged his internal organs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:35 PM (fsZof)

292 282
Back when I was a trial member of MENSA



Were you blackballed by Frederica Wilson?

Posted by: Miklos. a Molnar at November 17, 2017 07:35 PM (zCyNd)

293 A bit harsh to demand these people actually kill themselves to help out with the problem they claim to believe in

Trust me, you get over it.

In the meantime, the plague is the left's and islam's wet dream-come-true.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 07:35 PM (9laXR)

294 LISTEN AS I TELL YOU ABOUT SCIENCE!

Posted by: M. Damon! at November 17, 2017 07:35 PM (fsZof)

295 The Punisher: 2 minutes in, and a drug dealer just said "Frank Castle, I hope he comes here so I can kill his ass." Well you know life is like a box of chocolates.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2017 07:35 PM (rnAwa)

296 I told a co-worker today I think winter is going to be here very soon

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 07:36 PM (aC6Sd)

297 I suggest a compromise: convince them all the greatest burning
man/woodstock/coachella festival EVER is in Madagascar, and fly them
there one way for free. Let their beloved science sort them out.



Kidding! Kind of.
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"The Frye Festival has been re-scheduled! Luxury accommodations in the most exotic place on the planet! All the best bands. Hosted by Ja Rule and Eminem with comedy from Al Franken and Louis CK."

Posted by: Your Elite White Overlords at November 17, 2017 07:36 PM (aT+Bx)

298 I have a relative in Utah about to have her fourth child. Trust me, the Mormons here are doing their part!

Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2017 07:31 PM (hvf9s)


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Then why do they need/desire so many illegals? I'm afraid one of these days, they're going to do a Virginia.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 07:36 PM (/qEW2)

299 272
Really sad to hear about EoJ. Him leaving here was why I took an extended hike.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (y7DUB)
He's family. I miss him.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 07:36 PM (14URa)

300 So "Cobra" was on HBO the other day, and of course I watched it. Reading tripe like this makes me think that apocalyptic cult that wanted to cull the weak weren't necessarily all that in the wrong.

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 17, 2017 07:36 PM (tRd71)

301 If we do not over populate the planet, there will be not need for yummy soylent green. Mmmm, soylent green.

Posted by: Archer at November 17, 2017 07:37 PM (Pjqgt)

302

12 Monkeys. One day, one of these fucks is going to pull the trigger.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 07:37 PM (qGuLD)

303 I told a co-worker today I think winter is going to be here very soon
Posted by: Skip



Promise? It's still 79 here.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 07:37 PM (3/f2v)

304 Actually Peaches, it happens quite often. Pretty much all of the Californians (no offense to you) who have moved here and turned the state blue all buy 4WD vehicles and think they can do 90 on slick roads. Many that should be disabused of the idea seem to never learn.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 07:37 PM (gEvQ8)

305 Why do we want more than one child?

A. So Pookette doesn't grow up an only child, spoiled like my sister-in-law.

2. "Be fruitful and multiply your numbers."

III. BECAUSE IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!


Posted by: pookysgirl at November 17, 2017 07:37 PM (XKZwp)

306
Then why do they need/desire so many illegals? I'm afraid one of these days, they're going to do a Virginia.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 07:36 PM (/qEW2)


Wonder if there really is a Santa Claus? And then denounce him for systemic racism?

Posted by: Miklos. a Molnar at November 17, 2017 07:38 PM (zCyNd)

307 Chuck Todd of NBC News describes an elite pedophile ring at Clinton's State Department is 2013.

https://tinyurl.com/y7mb6qo7

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 17, 2017 07:38 PM (EMi53)

308 "The Frye Festival




THAT was the one I was thinking of.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 07:39 PM (3/f2v)

309
12 Monkeys. One day, one of these fucks is going to pull the trigger.
--

We like to use the ballot box of "change", but for some reason, the Hillary! camp was wrong on the number of ballots we needed to falsify this time around.

As for the plague... Mother Gaia will sort it for us. I just hope it's not a disappointment list SARS and Ebola and the yearly "flu epidemic."


Posted by: Your Elite White Overlords at November 17, 2017 07:39 PM (aT+Bx)

310 Who does EOJ stand for?

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 07:39 PM (q177U)

311 PFE.... Pure fvcking evil.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 17, 2017 07:39 PM (0OmEj)

312 "They'll be the first to go when we can no longer feed the world.
Posted by: rickb223
Destroy the West, the rest of the World starves. Makes sense. Didn't think of it.Posted by: Puddleglum

a few more years and the robots can farm ... really. Even horticultural crops ... picked and packaged mostly by robot ... even Zimbabwe could be productive again. But who will own the robots, and who will the robots "own"?

We'll have trillionaires soon enough thanks to fiat currencies, and some won't know how to manage anything really, but they will know how to leverage a portfolio and bribe DC. Just look how the internet bazillionaires have let power go to their head, as they censor conservatives and make deals with China and Merkel to watch over their people's thoughts.

The robots may not become sentient, but the elite may find ways to accomplish the same Terminator type themes.

Or maybe life just becomes one big progressive Utopia ... and self reliance was wrong all along. Burn Thoreau ... join the PC Cult? lol

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2017 07:39 PM (/aIFg)

313 310
Who does EOJ stand for?

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 07:39 PM (q177U)
Empire of Jeff

Posted by: Peaches of India at November 17, 2017 07:40 PM (14URa)

314 283
There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.

Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM (dEQP3)



In one of Kurt Vonnegut's novels back in the 70s, the Chinese were miniaturizing themselves so they would consume fewer resources.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

315 310 Who does EOJ stand for?
Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 07:39 PM (q177U)

Emperor of Jeff. Older commentor, much missed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:40 PM (xJa6I)

316
Muldoon - It has weighed on my mind. The Horde has sorely missed you.

When you have time, here's a bit of humor (better than mine), if you haven't seen it
https://preview.tinyurl.com/kp99qa

Posted by: Mike Hammer

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Crap, wrong link. Here: http://tinyurl.com/jlgalqa




http://tinyurl.com/jlgalqa

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2017 07:40 PM (+y0ym)

317 Bummer about EOJ that dude has a way with words.

Sifty was quite talented too

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 17, 2017 07:40 PM (M+Lyo)

318
283 Really, if you are going to increase the population density and put everyone into a domed city, you will need smaller people, like North Koreans.

Obviously we eat too much, and grow too large. So the undesirables would have to be on a restricted diet from an early age, to keep them small.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (4XCge)


There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.

Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM (dEQP3)

So Honey I Shrunk The Kids but with moar preaching and lecturing. What would we do without our betters?

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:41 PM (g4lFK)

319 This 'Voluntary Human Self-Extermination Movement: how much for a lifetime membership?

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2017 07:41 PM (9laXR)

320 I think kids should have siblings. There are exceptions of course.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (UdKB7)

321 297 I suggest a compromise: convince them all the greatest burning
man/woodstock/coachella festival EVER is in Madagascar, and fly them
there one way for free. Let their beloved science sort them out.



Kidding! Kind of.
---

"The Frye Festival has been re-scheduled! Luxury accommodations in the most exotic place on the planet! All the best bands. Hosted by Ja Rule and Eminem with comedy from Al Franken and Louis CK."
Posted by: Your Elite White Overlords at November 17, 2017 07:36 PM (aT+Bx)

I will cash out my 401k right now to make that happen.

Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (ANIFC)

322
283
There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.

Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM (dEQP3)

You have a fabulous future as a power forward!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (Ih4ii)

323 Munchkin Land

Posted by: Archer at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (Pjqgt)

324 The entire population of Earth could fit on in my Uranus.
Fixed!

Posted by: hope solo at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (mJ8mX)

325 Today's AoS semitic posts for our friends near the Wailing Wall:

Eugenicist Travis Rieder - Jew
Groper Adam Venit - Jew
Apologist Gloria Borger - Jew
Groper Al Franken - Jew
Apologist Bill O'Neill - (not a Jew)
Groper Stephen Bittel - Jew
Marvel Comics president Ira Perlmutter - Jew
Disney CEO Bob Iger - Jew

Seems Bill O'Neill's hangin' with a rough crowd. And it's either a remarkable coincidence every single day, or Ace has an agenda.

Posted by: Kate58 at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (oLZsm)

326 To Travis Rieder:

After you asshole.
I'll be glad to help you out.
Let me grab my K-Bar.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (8Ls/+)

327 283 Really, if you are going to increase the population density and put everyone into a domed city, you will need smaller people, like North Koreans.

Obviously we eat too much, and grow too large. So the undesirables would have to be on a restricted diet from an early age, to keep them small.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (4XCge)


There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.

Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM (dEQP3)

Why does he keep getting work? Have any of his movies in the past 10 years made any money?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (xJa6I)

328 318
283 Really, if you are going to increase the population density and put everyone into a domed city, you will need smaller people, like North Koreans.

Obviously we eat too much, and grow too large. So the undesirables would have to be on a restricted diet from an early age, to keep them small.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 07:30 PM (4XCge)


There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.

Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM (dEQP3)

So Honey I Shrunk The Kids but with moar preaching and lecturing. What would we do without our betters?
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:41 PM (g4lFK)

I saw the preview for that thing. It looks like it wanted to be a comedy, then a Serious Movie about Something. Dumpster fire.

Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2017 07:43 PM (ANIFC)

329
In the Future....

Everyone will live in a tiny house the size of a shed except for those ordering everyone to live in a tiny house the size of a shed.

They will live in mansions.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:43 PM (WE5/U)

330 Tell us more about this minituarization plan, please.

Posted by: Every Pack Predator on the Planet at November 17, 2017 07:43 PM (JyFLk)

331 So the pedo homo class are calling for an end of children and tolerance for muzzies? Um alrighty then..

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 07:43 PM (0mobI)

332 FSU quarterback Jameis Winston suspended half a game for screaming "F#@k her right in the p#$$y"

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I guess he should of shouted "Reverse cowgirl!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 07:43 PM (Nwg0u)

333
Why does he keep getting work? Have any of his movies in the past 10 years made any money?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (xJa6I)

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I suspect there is a good reason he's always vigorously trying to shut down the Weinstein conversation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:44 PM (fsZof)

334 We were told in the 70's that only 2.3 children were necessary to keep the population at zero growth. I only had 2 so I did my part. Any younguns here want my left over .3?

Posted by: arieswoman at November 17, 2017 07:44 PM (fwWWI)

335 Has anyone pointed out that the whole entire world population could fit and live uncomfortably in Texas or fairly comfortably in Alaska?

Well that's what we were trying to do. And we would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids voting for Trump!

Posted by: Open Borders at November 17, 2017 07:44 PM (EzdLW)

336 In the meantime, the plague is the left's and islam's wet dream-come-true.
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Not so much. At least not yet.

We don't care about getting rid of black or brown people. It's those others that are the problem. So until the plague hits the Christians of Europe, it's a non-event for us.

Posted by: Your Elite White Overlords at November 17, 2017 07:44 PM (aT+Bx)

337 So, all the people are gone. The Erf is pristine and untouched. Then what?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 07:44 PM (lwiT4)

338 >>>He's family. I miss him.

yep
just like Muldoon and Mike Hammer.
so glad they're back!

Posted by: concrete girl at November 17, 2017 07:44 PM (MF4DY)

339 Were you blackballed by Frederica Wilson?

Posted by: Miklos. a Molnar at November 17, 2017 07:35 PM (zCyNd)
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No, it's actually that being mind-melded with a bunch of population elitist really turned me off quick.

It didn't happen all at once. I got this periodical and that event announcement. But I caught on. MENSA pretty much believes what the progressives believe: that people who score high on a test should have more say that others.

There was a newsletter that was a majority of population bomb type of articles, and the underlying current just became obvious. Yick.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 07:44 PM (vDqXW)

340 Everybody laughed at the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement, but anyone with even a bit of vision could easily deduce that the "Voluntary" part of that title was going to get revised before overly long. The Left used to be merely exterminationist; it has since become extinctionist.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at November 17, 2017 07:45 PM (rznWS)

341 So the pedo homo class are calling for an end of children and tolerance for muzzies? Um alrighty then..

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Fits hand in glove with white genocide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 07:45 PM (Nwg0u)

342
And it's either a remarkable coincidence every single day, or Ace has an agenda.

Aren't you a dunce from a while ago?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:45 PM (WE5/U)

343
"Posted by: hope solo"

It's settled then we move the entirety of humanity to Hope Solo's butt.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 07:45 PM (UdKB7)

344 We were told in the 70's that only 2.3 children were necessary to keep the population at zero growth. I only had 2 so I did my part. Any younguns here want my left over .3?
Posted by: arieswoman at November 17, 2017 07:44 PM (fwWWI)



I keep yelling at Boy BFF that he and his wife need to hop to on the having kids thing because they need to have their 2.3 and mine too.

I'm not really joking about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:45 PM (dEQP3)

345 300 So "Cobra" was on HBO the other day, and of course I watched it. Reading tripe like this makes me think that apocalyptic cult that wanted to cull the weak weren't necessarily all that in the wrong.
Posted by: UGAdawg at November 17, 2017 07:36 PM (tRd71)

Billy from Predator is a favorite of yours I assume, yes?

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:46 PM (g4lFK)

346 And it's either a remarkable coincidence every single day, or Ace has an agenda.



Aren't you a dunce from a while ago?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:45 PM (WE5/U)
Shelving is a harsh mistress. Or so we've been told.

Posted by: Peaches of India at November 17, 2017 07:46 PM (14URa)

347 342. 'From way back,' as the hip folks say.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 07:46 PM (gkNwd)

348 ********So, all the people are gone. The Erf is pristine and untouched. Then what?

I'll figure something out.

Posted by: The Creator at November 17, 2017 07:46 PM (JyFLk)

349 If it just saves one child's life we should kill the children.

Posted by: DNC at November 17, 2017 07:46 PM (12Vsr)

350 There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.

Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM


Hmmmm... there was a terrific scifi novel based on that premise. Except it didn't advertise the conclusion upfront. It was a mystery about how archaeology, films etc were seemingly at odds with the world "now". TPTB tried to destroy/ban as much evidence of the past as it could. The twist was that humans were being engineered to be a fraction of their usual size. Wish I could recall the title and author.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 07:46 PM (qGuLD)

351 For the record, I have probably been a dunce within the last two hours.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:46 PM (fsZof)

352 I miss Cthulu.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 17, 2017 07:47 PM (yTnCT)

353 "Totally O/T, but I-70 through central Colorado is completely shut down due to multiple spin outs and accidents due to heavy snowfall."

It started as rain, then snowed on that and you get ice under snow and "see ya".


Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 07:47 PM (3myMJ)

354 349 If it just saves one child's life we should kill the children.

Posted by: DNC at November 17, 2017 07:46 PM (12Vsr)

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Whelp, close it down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:47 PM (fsZof)

355 In one of Kurt Vonnegut's novels back in the 70s, the Chinese were miniaturizing themselves so they would consume fewer resources.
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 07:40 PM (sdi6R)
--
Slapstick, I believe.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 07:47 PM (vDqXW)

356 Wait, was Ace being accused of being an anti-semite? Or was he accused BY an anti-semite?

I can't tell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 07:47 PM (rb1zT)

357 Wish I could recall the title and author.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2017 07:46 PM (qGuLD)

It was an autobiography.

Posted by: Herve Villechaise at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (zCyNd)

358 What's with the antisemite troll? oLZsm who can't decide if their name is Kate or Jane

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (z/Ubi)

359 Has anyone pointed out that the whole entire world population could fit and live uncomfortably in Texas or fairly comfortably in Alaska?

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TX: Too hot
AK: Too cold

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)

360 Emperor of Jeff. Older commentor, much missed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:40 PM (xJa6I)
====================

When I first stumbled in here from Small Greenish Bicycle Seat, I had to lurk about 6 months before I got the courage to post. Empire of Jeff scared the heck out of me.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (lwiT4)

361
So the pedo homo class are calling for an end of children and tolerance for muzzies? Um alrighty then..


Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 07:43 PM
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Yeah, heads up Voter Dude. Your comment indicates that you understand our agenda a bit too much. You've been pre-assigned to our most aggressive FEMA Thought Re-Education camp.

Try to act surprised when los federales show up at 4am and drag you off.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (aT+Bx)

362 So how are the Dems going to go back to "Do it for the children?"

When they've pronounced them a categorical evil?

"Do it for the children, while we allow people to still procreate?"

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (vDqXW)

363 I told a co-worker today I think winter is going to be here very soon

The Nuclear-Winter Olympics!

Posted by: Kim Il Whoever at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (9laXR)

364 Wait, was Ace being accused of being an anti-semite? Or was he accused BY an anti-semite?

I can't tell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 07:47 PM (rb1zT)

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I'm going with "and" because hey, why not?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (fsZof)

365 It's settled then we move the entirety of humanity to Hope Solo's butt.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 07:45 PM (UdKB7)


I'm pretty sure Boba Fett is still in there.

Posted by: Randy at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (sXefu)

366 brb tattling like a 12 year old girl

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:49 PM (dEQP3)

367 Not to go all Paul Joseph Watson or anything, but it does seem like our elites are totes fine with importing lots and lots of, shall I say non-pale skinned people and encouraging them to have lots and lots of those smelly planet-destroying children.

It seems they're only interested in stopping, uh, the pale-skinned among us from breeding.

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 07:49 PM (7bkOX)

368 In the trailer for Downsizing, one of the early adapters admits that the real reason is because the cost of living is so tiny that they can all live in luxury. Which has an element of truth for politicians in the special circles.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2017 07:49 PM (rnAwa)

369 352 I miss Cthulu.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 17, 2017 07:47 PM (yTnCT)

In his house at R'lyeh, he waits dreaming

Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2017 07:49 PM (ANIFC)

370 I saw the Moron prayer list in the ONT recently, oh my! It's almost as long as Santa's list. Bless all the corgi babies and many prayers and good thoughts for all of you.
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2017 07:16 PM (hvf9s)

I wonder if we could have a permanent sidebar item for prayer list?

Posted by: April at November 17, 2017 07:49 PM (e8PP1)

371 Also, I really really really want some latkes now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:49 PM (dEQP3)

372 I'm going with "and" because hey, why not?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (fsZof)
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Everybody always says to embrace the power. And I've embraced it.

Posted by: Axeman at November 17, 2017 07:49 PM (vDqXW)

373
The point of this is actually far more Nefarious than it appears.

What's this is really about is the Left Deciding Who Lives And Who Dies.

The Left is telling us that we only live today and perhaps tomorrow on their whimsy. I'm quite serious.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:50 PM (WE5/U)

374 Not to go all Paul Joseph Watson or anything, but it does seem like our
elites are totes fine with importing lots and lots of, shall I say
non-pale skinned people and encouraging them to have lots and lots of
those smelly planet-destroying children.



It seems they're only interested in stopping, uh, the pale-skinned among us from breeding.
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It's not OK for YOU to be White.

Posted by: Your Elite White Overlords at November 17, 2017 07:50 PM (aT+Bx)

375 353 "Totally O/T, but I-70 through central Colorado is completely shut down due to multiple spin outs and accidents due to heavy snowfall."

It started as rain, then snowed on that and you get ice under snow and "see ya".


Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 07:47 PM (3myMJ)


It was sunny and dry here, so the idiot who took a curve too fast, spun out and slammed into my parked car this afternoon didn't have that excuse.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

376 TX: Too hot
AK: Too cold

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)

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NC : Es muy bien! and/or whatever people from NY and NJ say.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 07:50 PM (fsZof)

377 It's settled then we move the entirety of humanity to Hope Solo's butt.
I'll bring the cold cuts!

Posted by: hope solo at November 17, 2017 07:50 PM (mJ8mX)

378 371
Also, I really really really want some latkes now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:49 PM (dEQP3)

It's nice to be wanted!

Posted by: Latka Gravas at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (zCyNd)

379 DNC -Robert Reich in Terror of Tiny Town meets Dr. Petronus from Bride of Frankenstein.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (oMc1W)

380 366 brb tattling like a 12 year old girl
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:49 PM (dEQP3



Based on height wouldn't it be more like a 9 year old girl?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (z/Ubi)

381
The sub-plot to all these idiotic evil ideas and decrees from the Left is just them telling us that they rule the World.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (WE5/U)

382 Posted by: Kate58 at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (oLZsm)

I don't think Ace has an anti Semtic agenda Do you?. Did he mention that these people were Jewish? Perhaps he think s they're just objectionable people who happen to be Jewish but their actual religion os leftism. After all he was Jewish co-bloggers here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (8+Ozj)

383 307 Chuck Todd of NBC News describes an elite pedophile ring at Clinton's State Department is 2013.

https://tinyurl.com/y7mb6qo7
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 17, 2017 07:38 PM (EMi53)

And there was no investigation and people were mocked about governmental institutionalized pedo rings.

*spit*

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (g4lFK)

384 ******** It seems they're only interested in stopping, uh, the pale-skinned among us from breeding.
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It's easier to identify who's the help and who's in charge that way.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (JyFLk)

385 Has anyone pointed out that the whole entire world population could fit and live uncomfortably in Texas or fairly comfortably in Alaska?

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TX: Too hot
AK: Too cold
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)


Hey world. Don't even think about coming to San Diego.
Thank you.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (T71PA)

386 So, all the people are gone. The Erf is pristine and untouched. Then what?

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We all dead happily ever after.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (Nwg0u)

387 If men and women stop reproducing, how will homosexuals exercise their constitutional right to get a 'gayby' ?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (e9G8E)

388 It's settled then we move the entirety of humanity to Hope Solo's butt.
I'll bring the cold cuts!
Posted by: hope solo at November 17, 2017 07:50 PM (mJ8mX)
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I'm too late??!

Posted by: Sandra Fluckme at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (vDqXW)

389 Aren't you a dunce from a while ago?

Honestly, I couldn't make heads or tails of that. Was it supposed to be English?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (60v4h)

390 today's ROTFLMFAO giggle...

Politifact spent 500 words "fact checking" an article on Bowe (SPIT) Bergdhal they didn't like.

the article was by The Duffle Blog. BTW: they reprinted the entire original poast, to include the DB's standard "we're a satire site" verbiage at the bottom.

details on Twitchy, if you're interested.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (q3X5U)

391 Ace is a self-hating anti-Semite.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 07:52 PM (mJ8mX)

392 382-Meant that he has Jewish co-bloggers here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2017 07:52 PM (8+Ozj)

393 Fantastic Voyage of Inner Space was never like this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 17, 2017 07:52 PM (oMc1W)

394 360 Emperor of Jeff. Older commentor, much missed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:40 PM (xJa6I)
====================

When I first stumbled in here from Small Greenish Bicycle Seat, I had to lurk about 6 months before I got the courage to post. Empire of Jeff scared the heck out of me.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (lwiT4)

Heck, I lurked for years. I'm still under no delusions of being witty in this format.

But there are a lot of morons and moronettes here that I think the world of.

And/Or enjoy laughing with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:52 PM (xJa6I)

395 So, all the people are gone. The Erf is pristine and untouched. Then what?


The next sentient species rises up, but with less coal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:52 PM (60v4h)

396 Hope Solo has a butte named after her? And you think we can all live there?

Is it nice?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 07:53 PM (4XCge)

397 Based on height wouldn't it be more like a 9 year old girl?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (z/Ubi)



Okay, first of all that's mean.

II. Well. Yes.

C. Your box o'emus is on its way to the astral plane.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:53 PM (dEQP3)

398 Ewoks eat storm troopers, which aren't kosher.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2017 07:53 PM (rnAwa)

399 Seems Bill O'Neill's hangin' with a rough crowd. And it's either a remarkable coincidence every single day, or Ace has an agenda.
Posted by: Kate58 at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (oLZsm)

Take a chill pill

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 07:53 PM (QC/4S)

400 There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.



Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM


I would think Tom Cruise was the natural choice for that role.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 17, 2017 07:53 PM (+F0Wk)

401 385
Has anyone pointed out that the whole entire world population could
fit and live uncomfortably in Texas or fairly comfortably in Alaska?


Make it LA and they can share an apartment.

Posted by: Peaches of India at November 17, 2017 07:54 PM (14URa)

402 I don't think Ace has an anti Semtic agenda Do you?. Did he mention that these people were Jewish? Perhaps he think s they're just objectionable people who happen to be Jewish but their actual religion os leftism. After all he was Jewish co-bloggers here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (8+Ozj)

A new corollary to the axiom "You can't fix stupid." is "It is futile to argue with stupid."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 07:54 PM (rb1zT)

403 We all dead happily ever after.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (Nwg0u)
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When we've been dead 10,000 years
Earth shining as the sun
We've no more days...

Posted by: Sandra Fluckme at November 17, 2017 07:54 PM (vDqXW)

404 Posted by: Kate58 at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (oLZsm)





I think you might be on to something.

Posted by: Stormfront at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (sXefu)

405 Yet these same people want unlimited immigration... when the West has reached pretty much zero population growth...

ie... they want to take the EXTRA people from third world nations... and give them a better standard of living, so they can breed some more...

But... consequence is not something the Left understands...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

406 9yr old?

Well Buzzion is already dead. Time to raise the dead and kill again. Where did Ashe leave the Necronomicon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (oMc1W)

407 It was alleged to me this week that Walmart has both riced cauliflower and a fake mashed potato cauliflower thing. I'm going to check that out this weekend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (60v4h)

408 I'm going to go find a good woman who wants a big family and settle down.

And get to work.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (V86aL)

409 *ppppt* *ppppt* *ppppt*

Posted by: A Pez Dispenser at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

410 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:52 PM (xJa6I)

I quite enjoy your contributions to the dialog, Mark. Although I have long suspected you wear pants when you comment. :-)

Posted by: Peaches of India at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (14URa)

411 Seems Bill O'Neill's hangin' with a rough crowd. And
it's either a remarkable coincidence every single day, or Ace has an
agenda

.Posted by: Kate58 at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (oLZsm)
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Occam's Razor says you do...

here's a nice big mug of #STFU, to wash down the XL portion of #FOAD you deserve.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 07:56 PM (q3X5U)

412 There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.

Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.

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Seems like a perfect fit for Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 07:56 PM (Nwg0u)

413 The Left is telling us that we only live today and perhaps tomorrow on their whimsy. I'm quite serious.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:50 PM (WE5/U)
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But of course. I've said this for years. Follow a trail of the Left - any trail, any policy - and it inevitably leads to or contributes to Death. They are the Death people.


In 1 Thessalonians, the Apostle Paul talks about not living in the night, as evildoers do their deeds in the night. He calls for Christians to live as people of the Day. So we are in a battle. The Night people vs the Day people. I'm putting it crudely, but this is what's going on. We are in a battle. The Night people want us dead.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 07:56 PM (lwiT4)

414
Yeah, yet another Leftist contradiction!

It's almost as if they make up Rules onthedaily just to order us around or something and show us who's boss.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:56 PM (WE5/U)

415 400 There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.



Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM


I would think Tom Cruise was the natural choice for that role.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 17, 2017 07:53 PM (+F0Wk)

Well... he somehow downsized Jack Reacher...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 17, 2017 07:56 PM (NgKpN)

416 Dan Brown's "Inferno" dealt with a terrorist that creates a virus that made 33% of humans sterile. The book ended with the protagonists proclaiming the wisdom and necessity of the terrorist's actions in order to save the Earth.

Last Dan Brown book I have read, and ever will read.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2017 07:56 PM (ppaKI)

417 I'm the funding behind that Downsize Me movie and my stud services are quite reasonable!

Posted by: Robert Reich at November 17, 2017 07:57 PM (9laXR)

418 The preoccupation of these people is irrational, given that they know the sun will become a red giant and destroy the human race and the planet anyway.

Let's say there's a crew in a spacecraft whose controls are damaged - locked into place, and the ship is heading right into a sun. There are two rational responses: a) try to fix the ship, b) if it becomes apparent that the ship cannot be fixed, enjoy yourself as best you can.

These people are proposing option c) : the crew should all kill themselves and arrange to be automatically expelled from the airlock, so that when the ship hits the sun, it will be pristine and free of icky humans.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 07:57 PM (/qEW2)

419 It was alleged to me this week that Walmart has both riced cauliflower and a fake mashed potato cauliflower thing. I'm going to check that out this weekend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (60v4h)


I tried the pre made ones they get mushy quick. I just chop the fresh ones in the food processor, much better. Makes good fried rice imitation

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 17, 2017 07:57 PM (M+Lyo)

420
The Night people vs the Day people...We are in a battle. The Night people want us dead.

I never trusted those ONTers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:58 PM (WE5/U)

421 Although I have long suspected you wear pants when you comment. :-)
Posted by: Peaches of India at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (14URa)


Peaches, that's so mean!

I'm stealing it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:58 PM (dEQP3)

422
Despite the delusions of the new knuckleheads popping up in this thread, the eugenicists like Paul Ehrlich are very much freaked out by overpopulation of brown and black folks. Ehrlich specifically stated as much in the early editions of The Population Bomb. In the first chapter, he talks about how the overpopulation issue finally resonated with him while walking the streets of Bombay, and observing the "sea of brown faces".

I had to read that shithead's book as part of a college course long ago, and the overt racism was the only thing that was truly memorable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2017 07:58 PM (eXA4G)

423 There's a movie coming out about making people smaller for environmental reasons. It's called Downsizing.

Of course it stars Matt Damon. Of course it does.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:32 PM (dEQP3)



Easy for him to say. The internet says he's 5'10", which is already a midget, and means he's probably 5'8".

You'd never see John Wayne in a flick like that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 07:58 PM (gIRsn)

424
Darkness = Evil, yes?

"See the Light" means, what, exactly, in the Bible?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:59 PM (WE5/U)

425 The next sentient species rises up, but with less coal.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 07:52 PM (60v4h)


Final scene: it turns out that we were the coal all along.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2017 07:59 PM (y87Qq)

426 Will the Libtard Cat Ladies applauding this idea also agree to stop keeping cats as pets? Pets contribute to human society's carbon footprint.

I will not hold my breath waiting for a Libtard carbon footprint campaign against pets.

Posted by: Gref at November 17, 2017 07:59 PM (AMIL/)

427 Jeez Rickl, I hope it wasn't an illegal.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 08:00 PM (cHVSG)

428 Many a person has said Leftism is one stage thinking

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 08:00 PM (aC6Sd)

429 Hey world. Don't even think about coming to San Diego.

Thank you.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 07:51 PM (T71PA)
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come to Insane Diego for the weather: stay for the illegals, the homeless, the ridiculous cost of living and housing, and a free dose of Hepatitis A too!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:00 PM (q3X5U)

430 Final scene: it turns out that we were the coal all along.



Whoa. YOU MANIACS! YOU FAILED TO REPRODUCE!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2017 08:00 PM (60v4h)

431 I never trusted those ONTers.




They don't like daywalkers much either. I've read their comments, late at night, when I can't sleep.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:00 PM (4XCge)

432 I will not hold my breath waiting for a Libtard carbon footprint campaign against pets.
Posted by: Gref at November 17, 2017 07:59 PM (AMIL/)


Hold my beer.

Posted by: PETA at November 17, 2017 08:00 PM (y87Qq)

433 350 - My good pal Matt is perfect for that role - his penis is already miniaturized.

Posted by: Ben Affluck at November 17, 2017 08:01 PM (H5knJ)

434 >>>Will the Libtard Cat Ladies applauding this idea also agree to stop keeping cats as pets?

Especially considering how many birds are killed by cats. That, and windmills, another liberal fetish. Why do liberals hate birds???

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2017 08:01 PM (ppaKI)

435 Soylent Coal?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 17, 2017 08:01 PM (oMc1W)

436 Peaches, that's so mean!



I'm stealing it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:58 PM (dEQP3)
I meant it affectionately, atc. I don't know why people always think I'm mean. Seems to me like on the odd occasion when I do roll that out, it's pretty unmistakable.

Posted by: Peaches of India at November 17, 2017 08:02 PM (14URa)

437 come to Insane Diego for the weather: stay for the illegals, the homeless, the ridiculous cost of living and housing, and a free dose of Hepatitis A too!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:00 PM (q3X5U)


That's right!

Hear that world?


Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 17, 2017 08:02 PM (T71PA)

438 410 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 07:52 PM (xJa6I)

I quite enjoy your contributions to the dialog, Mark. Although I have long suspected you wear pants when you comment. :-)
Posted by: Peaches of India at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (14URa)

Thank you. But not true, at least when I'm at home Don't let Alex turn that into a meme about me and my love for pants.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:02 PM (xJa6I)

439

We are the other people
We are the other people
We are the other people
You're the other people too
Found a way to get to you . . .

Posted by: Night Walker at November 17, 2017 08:02 PM (IqV8l)

440 431
I never trusted those ONTers.




They don't like daywalkers much either. I've read their comments, late at night, when I can't sleep.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:00 PM (4XCge)


"In the stillof the night..."

Posted by: The Five Satins at November 17, 2017 08:02 PM (zCyNd)

441 I never trusted those ONTers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:58 PM (WE5/U)
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you can trust us...

go ahead and go to sleep.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2017 08:02 PM (q3X5U)

442 427 Jeez Rickl, I hope it wasn't an illegal.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 08:00 PM (cHVSG)


I totally heard that in Morty's voice in my head.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 17, 2017 08:03 PM (+F0Wk)

443 Why do liberals hate birds???




They were traumatized by that Alfred Hitchcock movie.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 08:03 PM (4XCge)

444 420
The Night people vs the Day people...We are in a battle. The Night people want us dead.

I never trusted those ONTers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:58 PM (WE5/U)

Eloi vs. Morlocks?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 17, 2017 08:03 PM (NgKpN)

445 Nood. Boldly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:03 PM (rb1zT)

446 Duping people into self-genocide. If it only works on liberals, I'm ok with that. It would be a self-correcting problem, like Chicago gangs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:03 PM (/qEW2)

447 "See the Light" means, what, exactly, in the Bible?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:59 PM (WE5/U)
=======================

I'm not sure the phrase "See the Light" occurs in the Bible, but it very well might. Light is often used as a descriptor of the revelation of God's truth. It is also used as a descriptor of Jesus, the Light of the World. We are called to "walk in the light", basically meaning to walk in God's truth, as shown to us through God's Son.


I'm a terrible theologian, but that's what I've got off the top of my head.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:03 PM (lwiT4)

448 The Night people vs the Day people...We are in a battle. The Night people want us dead.

---

"It's the night people's job to take the day people's money."

- Ray Wylie Hubbard

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 08:03 PM (8Zprg)

449 I miss Mort and I hope he's okay. Mort, if you're lurking, just come back, okay? Try to use your indoor voice.

Posted by: Peaches of India at November 17, 2017 08:04 PM (14URa)

450 Well... he somehow downsized Jack Reacher...
Posted by: Don Q.



From 6'6" to 4'8".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 08:04 PM (3/f2v)

451 447 "See the Light" means, what, exactly, in the Bible?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 07:59 PM (WE5/U)
=======================

I'm not sure the phrase "See the Light" occurs in the Bible, but it very well might. Light is often used as a descriptor of the revelation of God's truth. It is also used as a descriptor of Jesus, the Light of the World. We are called to "walk in the light", basically meaning to walk in God's truth, as shown to us through God's Son.


I'm a terrible theologian, but that's what I've got off the top of my head.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:03 PM (lwiT4)

Didn't Jesus say "I am the way, the truth and the light?" Maybe that's what is meant?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (xJa6I)

452 I keep yelling at Boy BFF that he and his wife need to hop to on the having kids thing because they need to have their 2.3 and mine too.

I'm not really joking about that.



2.6.

I think you should take up the slack for my unused 0.3.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (gIRsn)

453 304 Actually Peaches, it happens quite often. Pretty much all of the Californians (no offense to you) who have moved here and turned the state blue all buy 4WD vehicles and think they can do 90 on slick roads. Many that should be disabused of the idea seem to never learn.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 07:37 PM (gEvQ



With respect, that comment presupposes that the "Californians" were all born and raised here, and therefore are totally unfamiliar with snow.

In fact, probably 90% of the "Californians" you're referring to were born and raised someplace that snowed like hell, and only moved to California briefly as what passes for adults.

Btw, we lived in the Midwest for quite a few years, and even there idiots used to do time trials in blizzards, the idea apparently being to step on it to get home sooner and be safe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (8UuKm)

454 I still think we should build one of those Elysium space station thingies for these people and then set up a way to blast any and every thing they ever attempt to send back down.

Then there are the days when i think we should override the course on the way up and send it into the sun.
(Does that make me a bad person? )

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (dab45)

455
Ace has an agenda?


I call bullsh*t friend. That goy doesn't have a f*ckin' clue about what is going on in the real world and who runs it.


Trolling mouth breathers for laughs ain't no agenda.

Posted by: Mel Gibson drinking heavily at The Golden Horn at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (tDTdL)

456 421 Although I have long suspected you wear pants when you comment. :-)
Posted by: Peaches of India at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (14URa)

Peaches, that's so mean!

I'm stealing it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:58 PM (dEQP3


Yeah that's a great inside baseball blog insult. "I bet you wear pants when you comment."

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)

457 Didn't Jesus say "I am the way, the truth and the light?" Maybe that's what is meant?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 08:05 PM (xJa6I)
"People change not because they see the light but because they feel the heat." That's my motto.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 08:07 PM (14URa)

458 When I first stumbled in here from Small Greenish Bicycle Seat, I had to lurk about 6 months before I got the courage to post...
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 07:48 PM (lwiT4)


I've been lurking for a few months, and today is the first time I had enough gumption to post. I am so glad I found this Horde. I used to post at peu de football vert way back years ago, under a different nick. Been unemployed / partly employed for a while, so now I'm living with my folks. And it's driving me crazy because all their info comes from MSM, The View, HBO, the Portlandian media, etc. I spend lots of time in the guest bedroom, door closed, something on to drown out the sound of their TV.

You 'rons and 'ettes have been a sanity lifeline for me.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (EzdLW)

459 I think Tacitus said it best when he wrote "Nolite troglodytae pascere"...

I think it was Tacitus... Might have been Pliny the Younger...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2017 08:10 PM (e9G8E)

460 427 Jeez Rickl, I hope it wasn't an illegal.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 08:00 PM (cHVSG)


No, I don't think he was. He works at a car dealership down the street. (That could be past tense by now.)

They have a detailing shop at the other end of the street and go back and forth all day. I didn't see it, but from the damage, the clown was traveling backwards when his left front hit my right rear. It knocked my car at a 45 degree angle so that my left front wheel jumped over a concrete parking block. I was able to drive it home, though.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

461 "If I release a murderer from prison, knowing full well that he intends to kill innocent people, then I bear some responsibility for those deaths," Rieder helpfully explains.

-
Here in Colorado, we elected a murderer to the school board. He accidentally shot a guy in the head five times.

"It was obviously a set of horrific mistakes compounding on one another, which led to me serving time in prison," Seaba told KKTV about the 1997 murder.

Seaba shot the victim in the back of the head, and then later returned to shoot the man four more times. Seaba said he was initially arrested on first-degree murder, but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge.

http://nydn.us/2zdVV5J

We're progressive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 17, 2017 08:12 PM (Nwg0u)

462 361. Bob at NSA
At this rate I'm thinking out overlords will use muzzie enforcers who stand against most everything liberal.. So the camps will be filled with tools first... Get yer
popcorn!! Sweet buttered popcorn heya!!

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 08:13 PM (0mobI)

463 You 'rons and 'ettes have been a sanity lifeline for me.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 08:09 PM (EzdLW)

Welcome aboard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (rb1zT)

464 peu de football vert
Damned online translate site. Should probably be petit, not peu de.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (EzdLW)

465 Although I have long suspected you wear pants when you comment. :-)
Posted by: Peaches of India at November 17, 2017 07:55 PM (14URa)

Peaches, that's so mean!

I'm stealing it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 07:58 PM (dEQP3


Yeah that's a great inside baseball blog insult. "I bet you wear pants when you comment."
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)


You regulars, with your inside jokes.

You're dead to me.

Posted by: Noobie Commenter, Totally Not a Regular at November 17, 2017 08:14 PM (Pz4pT)

466 Welcome Hands Solo! First time poster always brings the snacks. Just so you know.


I like chips and dip. Thanks.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 08:15 PM (lwiT4)

467 Steyn: "Over the millennia, the Eighth Psalm has held up, which is more than you can say for Fritz Lang or those 1970s eco-apocalyptics. By contrast, columnist David Suzuki's "We're All Animals Here" is a pitiful reductio, an expression not so much of evolutionary theory as devolutionary theory: We've evolved from the beasts, and, with a bit of a nudge from Moyers and Suzuki and PETA, we can evolve back. And if that means those fieldhands in southern Ethiopia have to eke out their four decades in the rustic version of Metropolis, so be it.

There's no such thing as "sustainable" development. Human progress and individual liberty have advanced on the backs of one unsustainable development after another: When we needed trees for heating and transportation, we chopped 'em down. Then we discovered oil, and the trees grew back. When the oil runs out, we won't notice because our SUVs will be powered by something else. Bet on human ingenuity every time. We're not animals, and it's a cult as deranged as the screwiest fringe religion to insist we are. Earth's most valuable resource is us.".......

Don't fruitlessly divide and subtract. Be fruitful and multiply.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (Ndje9)

468
Be fruitful and multiply.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 17, 2017 08:16 PM (Ndje9)







I get part of that, but I understood that there was no math on this blog.

Posted by: Shepard Smith at November 17, 2017 08:20 PM (eXA4G)

469 325---And it's either a remarkable coincidence every single day, or Ace has an agenda.
Posted by: Kate58 at November 17, 2017 07:42 PM (oLZsm)
---------------------------
Since you seem to be the only person that has even noticed this, perhaps YOU are the one with a problem.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 08:24 PM (0jtPF)

470 Irene Cara can do the commercials for Rejuvenate Bio:

I'm gonna live forever! And you can too! Now for the low, low price of just $2million dollars a bottle - get 'em while supplies last!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:27 PM (/qEW2)

471 Even if some people just had one kid it's not gonna stop ghetto baby mama from having 10. There's only one fix for that.

Posted by: Margie at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (UdKB7)



It's loctite, isn't it. I've seen the commercials.

I laughed.

Posted by: yoff at November 17, 2017 08:29 PM (CL76w)

472 Prince William mentioned in his 11/3 speech " the world has too many people, Families still ruling this place
..rat bastids.. Trilateral commission GFY. http://tinyurl.com/ybygno6m

Posted by: Voter Dude at November 17, 2017 08:32 PM (0mobI)

473 Duping people into self-genocide. If it only works on liberals, I'm ok with that. It would be a self-correcting problem, like Chicago gangs.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 08:03

FFS, are these people insane? Of course they are all in for killing minority babies thru abortion, so maybe you are right. The left is a self-correcting problem indeed.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 17, 2017 08:51 PM (yJ1e6)

474 Prince William mentioned in his 11/3 speech " the world has too many people, Families still ruling this place

Well ... good thing we don't give our police MRAPS and our military better shit yet.

What could possibly go wrong ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 17, 2017 08:55 PM (fiGNd)

475 don't know where "yoff" came from!

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 17, 2017 09:02 PM (CL76w)

476 Culling, my love!

Posted by: G6loq at November 17, 2017 09:05 PM (122Gu)

477 I agree -- the Chicken Little SJWs really shouldn't reproduce. ;-)

Posted by: Beverly at November 17, 2017 09:36 PM (w0Dip)

478 Friggin' Shakers, all of them.

Posted by: steve walsh at November 17, 2017 09:38 PM (Y4Kqh)

479 Progs are always trying to find ways to rationalize killing millions now to avoid imagined mass death in the future.

Obamao hired some to work in his administration.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2017 09:38 PM (IWbvi)

480 "So we should self-exterminate to make the planet better for....the cockroaches? Pine trees? Katydids?"

Thats an easy one. For the remaining enlightened class which also coincidentally is self apointed to be the enheritors of this eden after they have convinced us to "voluntarily" come to the end of of the line.

Posted by: Rumcrook at November 17, 2017 09:55 PM (4V3ga)

481 Dear Leftists;

You first.

Posted by: Jeff Powell at November 17, 2017 10:04 PM (y5/+7)

Terry Crews Names and Shames the "Top" Agency Exec Who He Says Groped Him

Crews filed a police report and says he may sue.

He ought to. The law won't let you deck a guy but it will let you put someone through the expensive, grueling one or two year process of a lawsuit.

A punch is a kindness compared to a lawsuit.

Crews identified the person who groped him as Adam Venit, a top executive at the William Morris agency. Crews, who was represented by the same agency, had never met Venit and says he was looking forward to meeting him for the first time at the February 2016 party.

"He looked me in my eyes and he was sticking his tongue out overtly sexually to me," Crews said. He continued, "I mean it was no mistake that this was a sexual type tongue move...and I'm thinking 'Is this a joke?' I'm thinking 'Is this how this guy breaks the ice?' I don’t understand what this is.

"I reached my hand out and he takes his right hand and, under mine, immediately squeezes, grabs my genitals. I jump back 'Hey! Hey! Whoa!’ And he jumps back and he still does this tongue stuff and he’s making weird noises and he comes back again and grabs me again! I slapped his hand away, pushed him back more forcefully and I'm like 'What are you doing?!'

The whole incident took place with Crews' wife standing next to him. Immediately after the groping, he went to tell Adam Sandler who was also at the party (and was represented by Venit) what had occurred. Sandler hadn't witnessed the groping and was shocked at what Crews was describing. Later, as Crews was driving home, Sandler called to talk to him about what had happened.

Sandler gave Crews some tough but insightful advice: "A dooh ba dooh bah doo, ahhh, badoobah, adoobah doobey bah."

Posted by: Ace at 05:25 PM




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1
Poor Phyllis Diller. All this groping and she's not around anymore to NOT get any,

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

2
And first!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

3 Just Wow.

Posted by: Rockysan99 at November 17, 2017 05:24 PM (m7LQK)

4 More groping? Who woulda thunk it?

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:25 PM (14URa)

5 hey, COBs can't call first!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 05:25 PM (hMwEB)

6 I can't even imagine someone being bold enough to grab Terry Crews. Not that he isn't hot as hell (he is), but he's also the size of a truck and could seriously put on a beat-down.

Posted by: Ann at November 17, 2017 05:25 PM (jtHQy)

7 Burn it down!

If this is how alphas behave I'm glad I'm a gamma.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 17, 2017 05:25 PM (mDlMB)

8
Let all the poisons seep out of the mud.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 17, 2017 05:25 PM (mH+yd)

9 You gotta have balls (no pun intended) to grope Terry Crews. That guy could probably put most people in a coma.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (4ErVI)

10 Then Sandler broke into his Gropeaunakah song......

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (aHLmf)

11 Okay, I bought a braiser pan. What should I cook?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (hMwEB)

12 OK I'll bite. Who is Crew?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (SjImc)

13 The law won't let you deck a guy but it will let you put someone through the expensive, grueling one or two year process of a lawsuit.

++++

I don't know about that. Sure, for the weird sticking out the tongue or other come-ons, decking a guy will likely get you busted. But, if he grabs your junk? That's battery and you are allowed to defend yourself. As long as you can prove he touched you first, I guess, swing away.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (FUu/Z)

14 11
Okay, I bought a braiser pan. What should I cook?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (hMwEB)
You can't go wrong braising a pork tenderloin.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (14URa)

15 Terry Crews is a dream boat and sizzling hot but seriously, that is just wrong on so many levels.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (a0IVu)

16 I appreciate that Sandler took it seriously. I like that funny momzer.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (WLYUH)

17 12 OK I'll bite. Who is Crew?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (SjImc)



Isn't it Crewes?

And he's the president in Idiocracy.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (z/Ubi)

18 All I can say is it takes some serious drugs or stupidity to hit on Terry Crews like that. Guy could break me in half without even noticing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (39g3+)

19 12
OK I'll bite. Who is Crew?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (SjImc)
I have no fuckin' idea. I realize this is not the answer you were looking for . . . or WAS it???? :-)

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (14URa)

20 But the dems said it was a joke! C'mon, it was all in good humor when he gripped his balls. You rightwingnutz have no sense of humor!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (aHLmf)

21 >>He ought to. The law won't let you deck a guy


I stabbed a guy with a fork for pulling that shit on me. In a diner in NY.

I was 14.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (QvNX2)

22 This would make more sense if Crews then, like, beat him to a pulp.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (O5Q3r)

23 The law won't let you deck a guy

Then the laws an ass

I have no fuckin' idea. I realize this is not the answer you were looking for . . . or WAS it???? :-)
Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (14URa)

Works for me...Fuck I'm easy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:28 PM (SjImc)

24 >>Okay, I bought a braiser pan. What should I cook?


Short Ribs?

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 05:28 PM (QvNX2)

25
OK I'll bite. Who is Crew?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (SjImc)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Crews

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 05:28 PM (yzxic)

26 5 hey, COBs can't call first!
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 05:25 PM (hMwEB)


I didn't. I used the next space to merely point out that I was first.

Heh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

27 Adam Sandler held my hand a couple of years ago. Let me just say, I'd love to know what skin care product he uses. His hands are as soft and smooth as a baby's skin.

Also, he came across as an extremely nice guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 05:28 PM (PY9jH)

28 Crews was also in The Expendables, he's actually pretty good as an actor. At least, entertaining

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (39g3+)

29
You may think exposure of all this perversion, criminality and hypocrisy will damage the Left, but don't get your hopes up.

CNN has convened a panel. We're in trouble now.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (mH+yd)

30 Who's Terry Crews?

I guess since I'm not the only one asking, it's an example of how a lot of us have simply given up on television entertainment.

I sincerely don't know who this guy is, or what his show is about.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (jErY5)

31 I didn't. I used the next space to merely point out that I was first.



Heh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 05:28 PM (mbhDw)
CHEATER!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (14URa)

32 OT Speaking of getting groped. Scott VanPelt from ESPN says anyone who turns of ESPN is dumb.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (aHLmf)

33 Ya, coke is a powerful drug.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (6Ll1u)

34 Any relation to J. Crew?

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (QvNX2)

35 I can't even imagine someone being bold enough to grab Terry Crews. Not that he isn't hot as hell (he is), but he's also the size of a truck and could seriously put on a beat-down.
Posted by: Ann at November 17, 2017 05:25 PM (jtHQy)

I had to search just to be sure I was't confused.

That dumb as shit electorate may have gotten here sooner than Idiocracy predicted.

Posted by: golfman at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (48QDY)

36 Willowed:

And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.
Posted by: alexthechick


:-(

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (3/f2v)

37 Venit was fucked up on coke or something similar. Had to have been.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (nILVB)

38 OK I'll bite. Who is Crew?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (SjImc)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Crews
Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 05:28 PM (yzxic)

yeah i google him..it was more a statement of "So? Why should give a shit about these hollywood types"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:30 PM (SjImc)

39 tunes SMDH

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:30 PM (aHLmf)

40 We need to go back to allowing punching in these scenarios.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 05:30 PM (xJa6I)

41 36 Willowed:

And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.
Posted by: alexthechick


:-(
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (3/f2v)

Well then, I'll just make pictures in my head then!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

42 We need to go back to allowing punching in these scenarios.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 05:30 PM (xJa6I)

worked in middle school

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM (SjImc)

43 Am I alone in thinking this is the wrong approach? You either punch the guy, and claim it was reflexive response to an assault if it goes beyond that, or you drop it and move on.

I understand that for women, children, and many people when there is a power disparity this is not a workable solution, but it always has to be the preferred solution.

And even for women, I think the public needs to impose a statute of limitations. Especially for politicians since most of those claims are clearly fabricated. (Clarence Thomas, for example.) Maybe these should be laughed away after a couple years if there is no contemporaneous evidence like a police report, sufficiently detailed public statement, etc.

For children, I understand that they can be in no position for many years to come forward, So maybe by 30yo. If you were molested as a child, and you do not go public by 30, then move on.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM (LWu6U)

44 What happened to evaluating sexual harassment on a case by case basis instead of throwing every accused person into the same pool?

Mob mentality demands that everyone be hanged .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM (2DOZq)

45 CNN has convened a panel. We're in trouble now.

Didn't the last one have, like, Elmo on it?


Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM (O5Q3r)

46 7 Burn it down!

If this is how alphas behave I'm glad I'm a gamma.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 17, 2017 05:25 PM (mDlMB)

WORD!!

Posted by: Delta! Delta! Delta! at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM (VezBU)

47
OT Speaking of getting groped. Scott VanPelt from ESPN says anyone who turns of ESPN is dumb.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (aHLmf)


Then they better figure out some way to educate the three million more subscribers they're going to lose this year.

Or *gasp* look in the mirror and figure obvious shit out.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (ajiE5)

48 Mob mentality demands that everyone be hanged .
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM (2DOZq)

I think we're gonna need more rope?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (SjImc)

49 Who's Terry Crews?

I guess since I'm not the only one asking, it's an example of how a lot of us have simply given up on television entertainment.

I sincerely don't know who this guy is, or what his show is about.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (jErY5)

Chris Rock's dad.

Posted by: golfman at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (48QDY)

50 Crews shoulda stomped his ass.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (5tSKk)

51 CNN convened a panel to do what exactly?

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (a0IVu)

52 Did Adam sign his yearbook "Adam Venit, D.A"......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (nUkMr)

53
There's a photo of Bill O'Neill standing with the lipless wonder Howard Dean that is just beyond creepy at AOL puffigton.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

54 Old and busted: Pitching woo

New hotness: Groping. Woo hoo!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (wPiJc)

55 We are living through all the reasons why Anglo American law, over centuries, derived such things as "bright line rules" and what constitutes "evidence" (and statutes of limitation) --so that the law would concern things that can actually be proven or disproven.

But no, let every feelz from the beginning of time be litigated, so everyone can be dragged through interminable proceedings about things no one remembers, about which all real evidence is long gone, so we can all try to prove fuck-all with our feelz.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (W/SyC)

56 C'mon, you fucking chimp. I dare you turn us off, dumbass morons.

Posted by: ESPN at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (4ErVI)

57
32 OT Speaking of getting groped. Scott VanPelt from ESPN says anyone who turns off ESPN is dumb.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (aHLmf)


No, I can speak just fine, thanks. BTW, didn't catch your pearl of wisdom because I haven't watched ESPN in nearly a decade.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM (pNxlR)

58 50 Crews shoulda stomped his ass.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (5tSKk)


And risk his career? Nope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

59 I think Crewes is on some TV shows that I don't watch. I mainly know that he is a former NFL player and that he's a writer, and gives talks to Christian groups/ Christian men.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM (lwiT4)

60 CNN has convened a panel. We're in trouble now.

Didn't the last one have, like, Elmo on it?


Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM

Will Don Lemon cry? Because I might have to actually find what channel that piece of shit network is on in my cable listings if he's going to cry. That might be worth it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM (aHLmf)

61 OT Speaking of getting groped. Scott VanPelt from ESPN says anyone who turns of ESPN is dumb.

I agree with him 99%.

I just think 'off' should be replaced with 'on.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM (oVJmc)

62 brooklyn 99
kooky 1/2 hour comedy on fox
precinct cop show

Posted by: concrete girl at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM (MF4DY)

63
CNN convened a panel to do what exactly?
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (a0IVu)


To determine how this is all Trump's fault

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM (lKyWE)

64 I'm glad this Crews guy came forward with his story.
Because it's not just about men preying on women, etc.
It's about members of the ruling class believing that manners, rules, and even laws don't apply to them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM (0jtPF)

65 I think we're gonna need more rope?


*****

You left off the 'g'

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM (wPiJc)

66 Crews is presently on Brooklyn 99. Pretty good sitcom.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:34 PM (2DOZq)

67 I don't care what the laws are. Some guy grabs my junk and he'll never eat steak without a straw again.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:34 PM (aHLmf)

68 41 36 Willowed:

And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.
Posted by: alexthechick

:-(
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (3/f2v)

Well then, I'll just make pictures in my head then!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM (xJa6I)


Thanks so much you guys. Heidi's gonna come home, take one look at my face and kick my ass.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 05:34 PM (VezBU)

69 Umm, once the dude grabbed his crotch, Terry should have decked him. Self defense.

Good heavens, do women now have to teach men self defense?

Try that crap on a strong woman and see what happens. Pepper spray would be the least of the jerks worries.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 17, 2017 05:34 PM (jErY5)

70 yeah i google him..it was more a statement of "So? Why should give a shit about these hollywood types"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:30 PM (SjImc)


Gotcha. I figured you were like me, knew he was an actor, but couldn't remember anything he'd been in.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 05:34 PM (yzxic)

71
Chris Rock's dad.
Posted by: golfman


Tom Crews' brother

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 05:35 PM (IqV8l)

72 mommy's all right
daddy's all right
they just seem a little weird

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 05:35 PM (WLYUH)

73 There's gotta be photographic proof of AtC cheerleading.

They probably tossed her up in the air too and she didn't come back down until the 4th quarter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2017 05:35 PM (4ErVI)

74 so groping is the new handshake now? i'm not going out. because i'm gonna kill somebody.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 05:35 PM (VezBU)

75 50
Crews shoulda stomped his ass.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (5tSKk)
This right here. Although, now that I know Terry Crewes is a black man, I understand why he may have hesitated.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:36 PM (14URa)

76 and what's this about Jameis Winston grabbing the crotch of an uber driver?Seriously, have all these people lost their minds? Were they raised in the wild by orangutans?

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:36 PM (a0IVu)

77 Am I alone in thinking this is the wrong approach? You either punch the guy, and claim it was reflexive response to an assault if it goes beyond that, or you drop it and move on.

..............
yes you are probably alone..

The thing is you really have to sue the agency as well.. They condone this shit until someone brings it up.. and a hefty payment in a lawsuit is the only way they will ever stop condoning this shit.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 05:36 PM (5tSKk)

78
Everyone's Getting In On It - a limerick

Seems like everyone's grabbing a grope
Execs, judges and mopes
But it'll really get fun
When we hear from a nun
Who says she was fondled by the pope!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 05:36 PM (wPiJc)

79 You could also feature Crews in the art thread. Dude can paint pretty well. He used to do portraits for his fellow NFL players to earn some extra money as he was trying to make the roster of various teams.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:36 PM (2DOZq)

80 'Tom Crews' brother'

Pablo's cousin

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 05:36 PM (UdKB7)

81 Gotcha. I figured you were like me, knew he was an actor, but couldn't remember anything he'd been in.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 05:34 PM (yzxic)

No I had no freaken idea who he was before I googled him. LOL...I am the preverbal last man to know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:37 PM (SjImc)

82 Had an interesting conversation with my gyno this afternoon. We have never really talked in depth about anything except my health but we got on the subject of sexual harassment. He said how do you define sexual harassment? Who determines what is and isn't? That's the problem right now and we live in some very scary times. It's like a witch hunt. I said hmmm.. this great blog I visit has many people who feel the same way.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 05:37 PM (CNHr1)

83 Although, now that I know Terry Crewes is a black man, I understand why he may have hesitated.


Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:36 PM (14URa)
========================

Plus, his wife was right next to him. I can see him not wanting to start a brawl.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:37 PM (lwiT4)

84 50 Crews shoulda stomped his ass.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (5tSKk)


And risk his career? Nope.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

Sorry JJ, the reason we are bombarded now with Me Too stories is because all of these people are more concerned with their "careers" than they are in what is right or wrong and their own self respect. My give a crap meter has run out on these Hollywood crybabies who wait until the herd all runs in one direction to tell their story.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 17, 2017 05:37 PM (jErY5)

85 >>There's gotta be photographic proof of AtC cheerleading.


*With apologies to the Empress and with an entreaty to the Ravages that they make it quick*

They had to put her on top of the Pyramid because she'd roll over when they put her on the bottom.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 05:37 PM (QvNX2)

86 73, Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2017 05:35 PM (4ErVI)

Lol...bad man...sorry Alex, I had to laugh at the mental image. I am sure you were a ravishing cheerleader.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

87 Brooklyn 99 is so bad I double not watch it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2017 05:38 PM (6Ll1u)

88 I've been inside J. Crew pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 17, 2017 05:38 PM (bc2Lc)

89 This just goes to show that Hollywood groping knows no boundaries. Neither race, nor gender, nor age. I think it's kind of sweet.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 05:38 PM (/qEW2)

90 OT Speaking of getting groped. Scott VanPelt from ESPN says anyone who turns of ESPN is dumb.

I agree with him 99%.

I just think 'off' should be replaced with 'on.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 05:33 PM

My bad on the spelling. This liberal dimfuck can't figure out that people might just want to watch ESPN for oh I don't know, sports. Instead of hearing some pituitary case talk about politics. So he basically doubles down. We stripped out our cable package as much as possible. And I am almost ready to ditch it completely. One of the things that went away was allot of the Disney owned shit which was no loss whatsoever. Not once have I thought, gee I miss ESPN. Fuck those people.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:38 PM (aHLmf)

91 69 Umm, once the dude grabbed his crotch, Terry should have decked him. Self defense.

Good heavens, do women now have to teach men self defense?

Try that crap on a strong woman and see what happens. Pepper spray would be the least of the jerks worries.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 17, 2017 05:34 PM (jErY5)


Right? if this douche had made that move towards Terrys wife he would be in the hospital but not him?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 05:38 PM (VezBU)

92 Terry Crews is on Brooklyn 9 9. It is no Reno 911, but it is entertaining.

Also, who put me on apostrophe timeout?

Posted by: Downcast at November 17, 2017 05:38 PM (EySW2)

93 He grabbed J. Crews' messenger bag?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 05:39 PM (wPiJc)

94 Brooklyn 99 is so bad I double not watch it.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2017 05:38 PM (6Ll1u)


I will watch it twice as hard to make it up .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:39 PM (2DOZq)

95 Right? if this douche had made that move towards Terrys wife he would be in the hospital but not him?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 05:38 PM (VezBU)
Maybe he was just too taken aback? Sometimes I wonder what I would do in a similar situation..would I be rendered speechless and not do or say anything?

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:39 PM (a0IVu)

96 My give a crap meter has run out on these Hollywood crybabies who wait
until the herd all runs in one direction to tell their story.
===================================


I think the story has been out there for a while. I remember seeing it on the Christian Post. Just the name hasn't been public. Maybe that was on the advice of his attorney till they had all their ducks in a row. Just a guess.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:40 PM (lwiT4)

97 J.J. Sefton

P. Diller's had a nickname for her husband; Fang. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 05:40 PM (hyuyC)

98 Handshake?...Throat punch, maybe.

Posted by: BignJames at November 17, 2017 05:40 PM (GiOiK)

99 this. is. funny !! Terry could have killed him..if he chose to. Probably shocked at what happened and did not know what to do.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 05:40 PM (QC/4S)

100 The J. Crew assless chaps are pretty good for a mid-price product.

Posted by: Consumer Retorts at November 17, 2017 05:41 PM (zCyNd)

101 Again with the tongue? What the hell is this?

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 05:41 PM (bD2SM)

102 i may be wrong and i'm open to correction, but I believe the law permits a "reasonable" amount of force necessary to stop the offensive touching.

That means, I think, knocking away the hand and pushing the guy away.

If the guy presents no further threat, I don't think you're allowed to punch him out. That would be punishment, which the state claims a monopoly on. You have the right to defend but not to then impose street sentences.

Most prosecutors wouldn't go after you but if you really fucked him up, maybe hit him hard enough to knock out then he hits his head on the ground and gets brain damage... well, you might then be charged.

Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill On Gun Control at November 17, 2017 05:41 PM (8rNrN)

103 82 Had an interesting conversation with my gyno this afternoon. We have never really talked in depth about anything except my health but we got on the subject of sexual harassment. He said how do you define sexual harassment? Who determines what is and isn't? That's the problem right now and we live in some very scary times. It's like a witch hunt. I said hmmm.. this great blog I visit has many people who feel the same way.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 05:37 PM (CNHr1)

++++

Did this conversation take place while he was, um, probing you? Because that might have been weird.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 05:41 PM (pvjTE)

104
P. Diller's had a nickname for her husband; Fang. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 05:40 PM (hyuyC)

Did he know Soupy Sales?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:41 PM (SjImc)

105 Linking to Hot Air is like linking to Pravda.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 17, 2017 05:41 PM (4e+hS)

106 >>And risk his career? Nope.

And that is the point - you either risk your career and stomp his ass, or you go public immediately.

Or you move on.

As John Prine said "a heart filled with anger grows weak and grows bitter. You become your own prisoner."

So help me I know.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 17, 2017 05:42 PM (LWu6U)

107 Maybe the jerk wanted Crews to deck him. Lot of pervs get off to crap like that too.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:42 PM (2DOZq)

108 lol Anon.. no it was after!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 05:42 PM (CNHr1)

109 Did this conversation take place while he was, um, probing you? Because that might have been weird.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 05:41 PM (pvjTE)

So? So Your saying when I ask my female patients about what they think of Oral Sex, that's Wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:42 PM (SjImc)

110 huh..I googled Adam Venit and he doesn't look skeevy like Weinstein or anything...maybe he was on some weird drug cocktail.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:42 PM (a0IVu)

111 >> He said how do you define sexual harassment?


I hope you weren't in the stirrups...

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 05:42 PM (QvNX2)

112
At what date on the calendar did common sense become so not common? Can you point to it on the doll calendar?

I'm thinking the test for all these cases should be:

Damning (including photographic) proof: Guilty as charged. But you get your day in court.

Ancient charges (SUDDENLY come to light): Basically bullshit. Take it to court, you liar.

He-said/She-said: Tie loses. Get some proof. Then take it to court.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:43 PM (ajiE5)

113 Isn't Venit married to a woman ?

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 05:43 PM (QC/4S)

114 also when you get into big disparities between relative capacity for effective violence -- one guy's a lot bigger, or has martial arts or boxing training -- courts and juries will consider that when deciding what "reasonable" force is, and what's therefore unreasonable and excessive.

it's not just the case that if someone fucks with you, sky's the limit.

Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill On Gun Control at November 17, 2017 05:43 PM (8rNrN)

115 >> i may be wrong and i'm open to correction, but I believe the law permits a "reasonable" amount of force necessary to stop the offensive touching.

Regardless. Let him argue that a punch in the jaw is an unreasonable response. Let him argue in front of a jury if he chooses.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 17, 2017 05:43 PM (LWu6U)

116 A punch is a kindness compared to a lawsuit.


true

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 17, 2017 05:44 PM (M+Lyo)

117 This happens far more in Hollywood and other institutions than people will acknowledge and admit to themselves.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:44 PM (g4lFK)

118 right, reasonable force and all that

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 05:44 PM (QC/4S)

119 Contributors to the site posting FIRST!!! is one of the things that makes this place so great. I f*cking love you guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 05:45 PM (8Zprg)

120 Terry should have tickled him to death. Now prove THAT was excessive force !

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 05:45 PM (QC/4S)

121 Plus, his wife was right next to him. I can see him not wanting to start a brawl.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:37 PM (lwiT4)
grammie, I was in court for some jaywalking ticket decades ago and when I was waiting for my "case" to be called (which I missed, der), there was a man trying to defend himself. He was black and he was jogging. Cops got him. That 5 minutes changed my world view. And I have black friends who have had similar experiences. Black men have to be way careful about poundin' anyone.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:45 PM (14URa)

122 Who says she was fondled by the pope!!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 05:36 PM (wPiJc)

Bravo.

Posted by: golfman at November 17, 2017 05:46 PM (48QDY)

123 Okay, I bought a braiser pan. What should I cook?
--------------


Meatloaf?

Should be easy. Some hamburger, some bread cubes, or something. chopped onion, salt, pepper. The has to be a thousand ways to bake a meatloaf.

What can go wrong?

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 05:46 PM (4XCge)

124 109 NGU

TFW you're halfway through the rectal exam, and remember you're at the dentist.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 05:46 PM (vUcdz)

125 119 Contributors to the site posting FIRST!!! is one of the things that makes this place so great. I f*cking love you guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 05:45 PM (8Zprg)


And the modesty. Don't forget the modesty.

Posted by: A modest Proposal at November 17, 2017 05:46 PM (zCyNd)

126 "At what date on the calendar did common sense become so not common?"

It's been quite a while. Probably before there were calendars.

Posted by: Voltaire at November 17, 2017 05:46 PM (UdKB7)

127 Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 05:47 PM (NWiLs)

128
also when you get into big disparities between relative capacity for
effective violence -- one guy's a lot bigger, or has martial arts or
boxing training -- courts and juries will consider that when deciding
what "reasonable" force is, and what's therefore unreasonable and
excessive.

=====

The power disparity is what gets these creeps off. Rape (of any kind) is not a 'sex' crime as much as a power move.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 17, 2017 05:47 PM (MIKMs)

129
Let's not overlook the RACIS element here.

This white hollywood perv treated Terry Crews as if he owned him; like Crews was a piece of chattel, er, cattle.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 05:47 PM (WE5/U)

130 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:42 PM (SjImc)

If that's your finger, you're doing it wrong....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 05:47 PM (wYseH)

131 short ribs sounds good
never tried braised pork tenderloin must look that up

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 05:47 PM (hMwEB)

132 >> Black men have to be way careful about poundin' anyone.



I can't believe we don't d Phrasing anymore.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 05:47 PM (QvNX2)

133 Pablo's cousin
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2017 05:36 PM (UdKB7)

And Adam Venit is Paolo's misguided cousin.

Posted by: golfman at November 17, 2017 05:47 PM (48QDY)

134 I think the fact that Crews did not turn the icky weirdo inside out is a sign that he is A; smart, and B; does not fly off the handle easily. He did defend himself with the pushing away, but did not escalate.

Pretty classy, all things considered.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2017 05:48 PM (sGSvK)

135 That 5 minutes changed my world view. And I have
black friends who have had similar experiences. Black men have to be way
careful about poundin' anyone.


Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:45 PM (14URa)
======================

I can see that coming into play. Also - isn't there something something about your body being a lethal weapon if you're so much bigger or so much stronger? Or am I pulling that out of a brain-fart?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:48 PM (lwiT4)

136 36 And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.
Posted by: alexthechick

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give me a E
give me a L
give me a L
give me a O
give me a W

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and we're off to.........

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 17, 2017 05:48 PM (N6CVU)

137
Maybe he was just too taken aback? Sometimes I wonder what I would do in a similar situation..would I be rendered speechless and not do or say anything?

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:39 PM (a0IVu)


I can see that. i was waiting tables and all of us would party after work. We a were all really toasted one night after the place closed and the gay manager tried to pull my shirt up. i was jst surprised. I just pushed him away hard. The next day he apologized. I could have decked him but why? Sometimes when there no threat warning, you just don't react like if someone was taking a swing at you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 05:49 PM (VezBU)

138 There's gotta be photographic proof of AtC cheerleading.

They probably tossed her up in the air too and she didn't come back down until the 4th quarter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2017 05:35 PM (4ErVI)




Ok, I laughed out loud at this !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 17, 2017 05:49 PM (M+Lyo)

139 "immediately squeezes, grabs my genitals. ...and he still does this tongue stuff and he's making weird noises and he comes back again and grabs me again!""
***********************************

DC, Podestas, Clintons, McConnells, the Pubbies, the Dems, the whole lot, this is it. This is how they rolled half of all the newly elected TeaPartiers.

Harry Reid adding a new entrance to the Senate building because the peasants stink.



Posted by: Stinking peasants keep electing straight people gonna screw up a good thing at November 17, 2017 05:49 PM (V86aL)

140 So black guys are treated different when they beat someone up

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

141 Black men have to be way
careful about poundin' anyone.


Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:45 PM (14URa)


''He grabbed my kit-you must acquit!"

Posted by: Johnny C. at November 17, 2017 05:49 PM (zCyNd)

142 >>Meatloaf


'On a hot summer night
would you offer your throat
to the wolf with the red roses?'

Posted by: MEATLOAF! at November 17, 2017 05:49 PM (QvNX2)

143 I forgot to add BS.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:50 PM (2DOZq)

144 140 So black guys are treated different when they beat someone up

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

---

It happens so infrequently that there's not an established precedent regarding how to address it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 05:50 PM (8Zprg)

145 There's gotta be photographic proof of AtC cheerleading.




Year book.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:50 PM (3/f2v)

146 "Oh, we're playing 'who can touch the crotch the softest'!" Boom! You win."

Posted by: The Fonz at November 17, 2017 05:50 PM (fSf/G)

147 125 119 Contributors to the site posting FIRST!!! is one of the things that makes this place so great. I f*cking love you guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 17, 2017 05:45 PM (8Zprg)

And the modesty. Don't forget the modesty.

Posted by: A modest Proposal at November 17, 2017 05:46 PM (zCyNd)

Oh yeah, if it wasn't for the modesty we'd be perfect.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 05:50 PM (VezBU)

148 Adam Venit is a successful graduate of his company's "Diversity in Groping" program. At least he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 05:51 PM (/qEW2)

149 Bosch painted this picture.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 05:51 PM (V86aL)

150 Isn't Adam Sandler the guy who plays the same guy in all of his movies?

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 05:52 PM (bD2SM)

151 google tells me Venit has been married to the same woman for 20 years..huh..very very weird.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:52 PM (a0IVu)

152 They probably tossed her up in the air too and she didn't come back down until the 4th quarter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2017 05:35 PM

Long enough to paint a giant penis in the sky?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:52 PM (aHLmf)

153 Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 05:49 PM (VezBU)

When someone gropes me uninvited, I immediately slap their face. But I'm a chick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 05:52 PM (Ri/rl)

154 138 There's gotta be photographic proof of AtC cheerleading.

They probably tossed her up in the air too and she didn't come back down until the 4th quarter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2017 05:35 PM (4ErVI)


Ok, I laughed out loud at this !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 17, 2017 05:49 PM (M+Lyo)

yeah, me to but i didn't want ti to go to his head.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 05:52 PM (VezBU)

155 Year book.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:50 PM (3/f2v)

I got mine before Christmas back in '77.

Posted by: Beverly Nelson at November 17, 2017 05:52 PM (48QDY)

156 I think the fact that Crews did not turn the icky weirdo inside out is a sign that he is A; smart, and B; does not fly off the handle easily. He did defend himself with the pushing away, but did not escalate.

Pretty classy, all things considered.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Then, in all honesty, he needs to stfu & stfd.
It's over and done with. It was handled.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (3/f2v)

157 Isn't Adam Sandler the guy who plays the same guy in all of his movies?
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 05:52 PM (bD2SM)

Ummmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (nUkMr)

158 William Morris Crews Control

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (IqV8l)

159 150 Isn't Adam Sandler the guy who plays the same guy in all of his movies?
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 05:52 PM (bD2SM)


If it's the same Adam Sandler, yeah.

Posted by: Miklos of the Molnars at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (zCyNd)

160 140
So black guys are treated different when they beat someone up

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:49 PM (2DOZq)
They're treated different whether they do or don't. I rarely step into race shit but I do believe this is true. Which, of course, is why the assholes work it so hard when there's a pos like Trayvon or Michael Brown.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (14URa)

161 Something that I suppose should surprise me, but does not, is how long all this sexual hanky panky has been going on, particularly with the rich and powerful on the Leftist side of the fence, yet has been covered up for so long.

Back in the summer of 1969 my family and I took a trip to visit one of my uncles and his family, who were living at the time in Alexandria, LA. My uncle (he has long since passed) was at that time an insurance investigator.

While we were up there, my uncle took my father and I to see his office. His office turned out to be this really huge room, filled with filing cabinets. My uncle said the files contained information on people all over the country that his employer felt the need to keep records on, and in those days these records were still on paper. (No, there was nary a computer to be seen anywhere; however, this was 1969, and while computer databases did exist then, they were still very few and far between.)

As we are walking around looking at this huge quantity of filing cabinets, my uncle begins regaling us with stories regarding the peccadilloes of some of the famous people of the day (movie stars, sports figures, politicians and the like).

One name he mentioned that I still remember (bear in mind I was 14 then and I'm 63 now) was Ted Kennedy. Seems that even then ol' Teddy had quite a reputation as a drunk. Really "liked his vino" as my uncle put it. And he was also very well known as a "womanizer". But he got away with it, according to my uncle, because he was a Kennedy.

I guess that story always stuck in my mind because just a few weeks later, a young gal named Mary Jo Kopechne made the mistake of getting in Teddy Kennedy's Oldsmobile and riding with him to a place called Chappaquiddick. Then as now, Ms. Kopechne is still unavailable for comment...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (Or7KF)

162 google tells me Venit has been married to the same woman for 20 years..huh..very very weird.
Posted by: IC



Beard.
How long has Barack been married to Michael?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (3/f2v)

163 Lawsuit worse than a punch from Terry Crewed? I think he might be able to decapitate a person.

Posted by: Anotheranon at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (hthDJ)

164 "He looked me in my eyes and he was sticking his tongue out overtly sexually to me," Crews said. He continued, "I mean it was no mistake that this was a sexual type tongue move...and I'm thinking 'Is this a joke?' I'm thinking 'Is this how this guy breaks the ice?' I don't understand what this is.

Why didn't Crews do what that bikini chick in Scarface did to Steven Bauer when he tried to pull the tongue trick on her?

BTW, am I supposed to know who this Crews guy is? It seems as if everyone else knows him but, other than stories about this homorrassment I've never heard of the guy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (8gDQu)

165 That 5 minutes changed my world view. And I have

black friends who have had similar experiences. Black men have to be way

careful about poundin' anyone. Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:45 PM (14URa)
======================
I
can see that coming into play. Also - isn't there something something
about your body being a lethal weapon if you're so much bigger or so
much stronger? Or am I pulling that out of a brain-fart? Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:48 PM (lwiT4)
=====
#3 kidlet is huuuuge. When he was growing up there were people who claimed he threatened them when he stood up. Hardest thing for him to learn in sports was to keep going -- his first instinct was to back away because he had unwanted attacks since kindergarden. Take out the big kid and you are the winner somehow.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (MIKMs)

166 Several years ago I was putting stage makeup on a student for a play. He said something vulgar. I (reflexively) slapped his face. He never told anyone as far as I know.

I realized I could have lost my job, but it was truly reflexive.

Posted by: Goddessoftheclassroom at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (vLoLa)

167 Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (14URa

I respectfully strongly disagree.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (2DOZq)

168 never tried braised pork tenderloin must look that up

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 05:47 PM (hMwEB)

It seems too lean for a braise.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 05:55 PM (wYseH)

169 How long has Barack been married to Michael?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (3/f2v)


*sigh*

Posted by: Reggie at November 17, 2017 05:55 PM (zCyNd)

170 Is there a groping website? Or is this it?

Posted by: redenzo at November 17, 2017 05:55 PM (5wSNN)

171 >>>Black men have to be way careful about poundin' anyone.


I think it's the other way around. If this guy punched Venit, it would have been presented (correctly) as self defense.

Imagine though if Spike Lee groped Ben Roethlisberger and Roethlisberger punched him. The media would be screaming "RACISM!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 05:56 PM (/qEW2)

172 >>He said something vulgar.


Oh, come on...now you have to tell us!

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 05:56 PM (QvNX2)

173 drudge somewhat redeemed himself with that pic of franken

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 05:56 PM (QC/4S)

174
never tried braised pork tenderloin must look that up

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 05:47 PM (hMwEB)

It seems too lean for a braise.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 05:55 PM (wYseH)
No, it braises beautifully! I've done it a million times. Cooked one last week in the "convection-kill-me-now" oven and it was nowhere near as good, plus, didn't really have enough stuff in the pan for me to make gravy with. And, without gravy, I wouldn't have much reason to live.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:57 PM (14URa)

175
I realized I could have lost my job, but it was truly reflexive.

Posted by: Goddessoftheclassroom at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (vLoLa)
I could see reflexive..I've never been in that situation but I work with nerdy engineers..the men get turned on by data and equations.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:57 PM (a0IVu)

176 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (8gDQu)

You know him since you are a regular here, You heard of the movie Idiocracy I am sure.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:57 PM (2DOZq)

177 It was handled.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (3/f2v)

Yes, it was handled for Terry Crewes.

But what about the young aspiring actor who is starstruck and maybe not strong enough to fight off this asshole?

These people need to be stopped.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 05:57 PM (wYseH)

178 104
P. Diller's had a nickname for her husband; Fang. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 05:40 PM (hyuyC)

Did he know Soupy Sales?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:41 PM (SjImc)

I'm pretty sure it was "Killer."

Posted by: Dilly Diller at November 17, 2017 05:57 PM (fSf/G)

179 I'm goign too take a shower. later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 05:57 PM (VezBU)

180 >>It seems too lean for a braise.


You'd need a lot of fat from somewhere to keep it from drying out.
Still.
Don't know how well it would work out.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 05:58 PM (QvNX2)

181 Jerry Jones made a racially charged comment to a fan back in 2013, which is featured in a video obtained by The Blast.

The clip, which reportedly was shot at the Warwick Melrose Hotel in Dallas, captures the Cowboys owner offering a message to a bride-to-be named Jennifer.

Jennifer, congratulations on the wedding, Jones said. Now you know hes with a black girl tonight, dont you?

The Left Wing Press and the nfl is out to get jerry now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:58 PM (SjImc)

182 Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at November 17, 2017 05:53 PM (Or7KF)

Damn. That's really so very sad. Just because he was a Kennedy. *spit*

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 05:58 PM (CNHr1)

183 Groping Epidemic

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 05:58 PM (QC/4S)

184 You know him since you are a regular here, You heard of the movie Idiocracy I am sure.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 05:57 PM (2DOZq)


I have to assume he was President Whatshisname, the wrestler. So, he's like a poor man's version of Tiny Lister?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 05:59 PM (8gDQu)

185 Big man, squared-away man, waits a year to complain, smh... No job is worth some out-of-control rampaging h*o*m*o (with his beard as cover) trying to do you in public. To h-e-l-l with what money he can get you. To h-e-l-l with whinging to goofy Adam Sandler. Should have clocked the deviant then and explained to a magistrate later.

Posted by: Ron Reid at November 17, 2017 05:59 PM (AH5vn)

186 No, it braises beautifully! I've done it a million
times.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:57 PM (14URa)

Really! I would not have guessed that. I usually just sear them then coat them with an herb mixture and roast until medium.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 05:59 PM (wYseH)

187 Crews case is nothing unusual...I put my hand out as a gesture of friendship at a job interview and the male HR person cupped my balls...standard procedure, really...

Posted by: What Smells? at November 17, 2017 05:59 PM (7DG+y)

188 My publicist will be issuing a statement shortly.

Posted by: Walter Gropius at November 17, 2017 05:59 PM (zCyNd)

189 Has Al Franken resigned in disgrace yet?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (4ErVI)

190 Sarah Huckabee bitch slapped April Ryan. That woman is awesome

Posted by: rammajamma at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (oAlzZ)

191 Tom Cruise would have appreciated the "Hollywood Handshake".

Posted by: Monkfish at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (a1s18)

192 Sandler's advice? Perfect.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (4bjXi)

193 Groping must be the new way to say 'hello' I suppose

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (a0IVu)

194 >>> I (reflexively) slapped his face.<<<

Fellas, you haven't lived unless you've been slapped at least a half-a-dozen times.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (bD2SM)

195 "Then, in all honesty, he needs to stfu & stfd.
It's over and done with. It was handled."

No, it was NOT "handled". The fag was able to use the law and his own position of power to get away with it - if Crews would have punched him, crews would have faced a hundred thousand dollar legal bill at LEAST and could easily have done jail time.

Crews is treating in this in the ONLY honest way that our society has left open to him. To do any less is to give predators a free ride.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (k1TUh)

196 The advantage of only fighting with drunk people is they rarely press charges.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (uuwor)

197
I'm pretty sure it was "Killer."
Posted by: Dilly Diller at November 17, 2017 05:57 PM (fSf/G)


Soupy Sales was White Fang. Killer was Geraldine Jones ( Flip Wilson) boyfreind

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 06:01 PM (lKyWE)

198 Soupy Sales was White Fang. Killer was Geraldine Jones ( Flip Wilson) boyfreind
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 06:01 PM (lKyWE)

Soupy Sales was a G-D

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:01 PM (SjImc)

199 Groping must be the new way to say 'hello' I suppose

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (a0IVu)


Well, in America you have to check, mate.

Posted by: Mick Dundee at November 17, 2017 06:01 PM (8gDQu)

200
Fellas, you haven't lived unless you've been slapped at least a half-a-dozen times.
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (bD2SM)

Mistress Midnight Flame comes on shift later.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar observes at November 17, 2017 06:02 PM (zCyNd)

201 BTW, am I supposed to know who this Crews guy is? It seems as if everyone else knows him but, other than stories about this homorrassment I've never heard of the guy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (8gDQu)


========

Join the crew. I suspect many of us weren't aware of him until this incident. As Jen pointed out upthread, a lot of people have simply stopped watching tv.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 06:02 PM (/qEW2)

202 Really! I would not have guessed that. I usually just sear them then coat them with an herb mixture and roast until medium.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 05:59 PM (wYseH)
Until last week, I've always braised them stovetop, with a little liquid (water) and then made gravy from the pan scrapings. Was not super happy with the one I made in the oven the other day but I'm still not good or comfortable with these freakin' appliances in here. I'd pretty much kill for an old white gas stove.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:02 PM (14URa)

203 Crews was in the Sandler movie Blended. If you liked the Wedding Singer you would like Blended. I liked both.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 06:02 PM (2DOZq)

204 If you're wondering why Crews didn't punch Venit's lights out right away, from the description of events, I gather that Crews gradually escalated his responses in proportion to Venit's continued behavior. First, Crews jumps back. But Venit keeps coming on. So next Crews gets more physical and slaps Venit's hand away and pushes him back forcefully. I assume at that point Venit backed off. If Venit had persisted, then Crews might've decked him.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 06:03 PM (EzdLW)

205 I don't know who this person is, but why is he waiting almost 2 years to speak of this? I don't understand the hesitation from these people.

Posted by: Abby at November 17, 2017 06:03 PM (sGUcB)

206 Soupy Sales was a G-D

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:01 PM (SjImc)
================

I hated him. Couldn't stand him.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:04 PM (lwiT4)

207 >>>Mistress Midnight Flame comes on shift later.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar observes<<<

Is that some kind of crack at my hash tag? heh.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 06:05 PM (bD2SM)

208 Soupy Sales was a G-D

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:01 PM (SjImc)
================

I hated him. Couldn't stand him.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:04 PM (lwiT4)

? Did he hate the Packers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:05 PM (SjImc)

209 looked up the Jerry Jones video - it's a drunken Jerry making a stupid joke that isn't funny, but I really don't see anything more there than that, it's not even that racially derogatory. It's just stupid, par for the course with Jerry.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2017 06:05 PM (k1TUh)

210 Soupy Sales was a G-D

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:01 PM (SjImc)


I just wish that the stuff I remember about the show was true. Most of it's been Snooped into urban legend.

The F-U-C-K comment, the request to send pictures of Presidents, etc...

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:05 PM (ajiE5)

211 Did he hate the Packers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:05 PM (SjImc)
=========================

He was just creepy and stupid and sloppy.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:05 PM (lwiT4)

212 I truly thought Terry Crews would enjoy being groped. I sincerely apologize for this misunderstanding. I blame my behavior on copious amount of coke that I , as a high flying William Morris executive, is forced to consume to stay employed. Peace out.

Posted by: Adam Venit's Statement regarding alleged Terry Crews groping incident at November 17, 2017 06:06 PM (QC/4S)

213 Did he hate the Packers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:05 PM (SjImc)


I think Soupy generally got along with Paul Lynde.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 06:06 PM (8gDQu)

214 I don't get the people critisizing Crews for his response. It seems to me that anyone in his situation has the following options.
1. Deck the guy.
2. Call the cops and press charges.
3. File a civil suit and get him fired from his job.
4. any or all of the above

Looks like he went with everything except decking the guy. It is a legitimate response. Where is it written that if some guy grabs your dick, your only option is to deck him immediately or forget it forever? Especially when it comes to a guy you are required to work with. Also, this took place 2/2016, so we are not talking about something from all that long ago.

If the dick grabbers don't like the rules, too fuckin' bad for them.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 06:07 PM (pvjTE)

215 ...never tried braised pork tenderloin must look that up

******

Right Out In The Open - a limerick

This groping stuff's pretty amazin'
A fraternity-type of a hazin'
But let me repeat
When we talk about meat
Well groping a pork is quite braisin'

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:07 PM (wPiJc)

216 I was never a fan either grammie. He had a creepiness about him.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 06:07 PM (CNHr1)

217 Did he hate the Packers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:05 PM (SjImc)

I think Soupy generally got along with Paul Lynde.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 06:06 PM (8gDQu)

Ouch. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:08 PM (SjImc)

218 215 Muldoon

A Muldoon sighting. Huzzah!

Good to read your limericks. We missed the poet laureate of AoSHQ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 06:09 PM (hyuyC)

219 No, it was NOT "handled". The fag was able to use the law and his own position of power to get away with it - if Crews would have punched him, crews would have faced a hundred thousand dollar legal bill at LEAST and could easily have done jail time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2017 06:00 PM (k1TUh)


Well, a punch would have been inappropriate. A swift kick in the balls is what was called for in that situation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 06:09 PM (8gDQu)

220 I was never a fan either grammie. He had a creepiness about him.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 06:07 PM (CNHr1)
=============================

Yes he did. If he were a Senator right now, I bet there'd be pictures.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:09 PM (lwiT4)

221 For fun, check out the Frankenmemes at Powerline. Really funny compilation.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 17, 2017 06:09 PM (MIKMs)

222 Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:02 PM (14URa)

My convection oven will convert regular temperatures automatically. It simply subtracts 25 degrees because convection is effectively hotter than a regular oven.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 06:09 PM (wYseH)

223 He's lucky I didn't beat the shit out of him.

Posted by: Terry Crewes' Dick at November 17, 2017 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

224 Sexual harassment ,groping, coverups. Ace, It's all getting boring. I have never acted this way myself, even when I was a teenager. Maybe I had some "fetching up" as the southerners like to say. But don't think that Northerners never had some "fetching up."

It is very difficult to type a long rant since my recent strokes and Carotid artery surgery.

But enough is enough. Ace of Spades Headquarters is becoming boring. The comments, which were the only part that Breitbart would read, are of low wit and low irony. I can no longer spend hours reading comments that may be "diamonds in the rough."

Posted by: bergerbilder at November 17, 2017 06:09 PM (lIZQs)

225 Was not super happy with the one I made in the oven the other day but I'm still not good or comfortable with these freakin' appliances in here. I'd pretty much kill for an old white gas stove.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:02 PM (14URa)


Hahaha. All that technology that prior generations would have killed for. The ability to set a start time, a total cooking time, a temperature in five degree increments, the ability to cook (convection) in 30% less total time.

I'm not sure if my pizza are perfect at 320 degrees or 325. I'll take my state of the art.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:10 PM (ajiE5)

226 A NASA research aircraft has joined in the search for a missing Argentine submarine and its crew of 44, a defense official told USNI News on Friday.

The NASA P-3 Orion is now looking for the diesel-electric attack boat ARA San Juan (S-42), which has not been heard from since Wednesday, according to press reports from the region.
In addition to the U.S. P-3, the Argentine Armada has dispatched destroyer ARA Sarandi (D-13), and corvettes ARA Rosales (P-42) and ARA Drummond
(P-31).

Outside of the NASA aircraft, the U.S. has not been asked to contribute assets to the search but is preparing specialized submarine rescue equipment in anticipation of a request from Buenos Aries, USNI News has learned.



U.S. Navy Undersea Rescue Command is mobilizing the specialized submarine rescue equipment and personnel in San Diego to crew the Submarine Rescue Diving and Recompression System (SRDRS), two defense officials confirmed to USNI News.

The system can be transported via cargo aircraft and loaded onto a surface ship for rescue operations.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:10 PM (SjImc)

227 I can no longer spend hours reading comments that may be "diamonds in the rough."
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 17, 2017 06:09 PM (lIZQs)

Well...bye.

Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius at November 17, 2017 06:10 PM (sGSvK)

Posted by: Miklos Molnar observes at November 17, 2017 06:10 PM (zCyNd)

229 Men who do childrens shows all seem creepy when you view it as an adult. Captain Kangaroo seems very creepy to me today. What was he thinking with that bowl cut ?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 06:10 PM (2DOZq)

230 P. Diller's had a nickname for her husband; Fang. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 05:40 PM (hyuyC)


Her husband was quite good-looking, funny, and nice. She did very well.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 06:11 PM (NqaQ9)

231 I've had several jobs over the years where I was sexually harassed. Many times. It's uncomfortable, you are taken aback, you're worried you might lose your job, what happens if I respond in this way or that way. So easy to judge. Until it's you. I've been at my current job for 30 years next June. The guy I work with now made moves on me many years ago. It was awkward and I didn't know what to. I finally just moved away and left the office for the day. Thankfully he took the hint and it never happened again.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 06:11 PM (CNHr1)

232 It is very difficult to type a long rant since my recent strokes and Carotid artery surgery.
========================


That does not sound fun, bergerbuilder. Not at all. I hope you'll regain some of your strength really soon.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:11 PM (lwiT4)

233 You people are dumb, especially if you don't like ESPN insulting You! So dumb I can't even prey for you. Dumb dumb dumb. Listen to your betters!

(How was that boss? Please don't lay me off next week! Please!?)

Posted by: Scott Van Pelt at November 17, 2017 06:11 PM (SkuXa)

234 What was he thinking with that bowl cut ?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2017 06:10 PM (2DOZq)

MOney. Always follow the money

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:11 PM (SjImc)

235

looks like I missed some good writin' by Ace today

darn

but, hey, it's TGIF!

/cheers
*clink*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 17, 2017 06:12 PM (fceHP)

236 224 bergerbilder

Pretty sure the Hot Air button is right there ----->

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 06:13 PM (vUcdz)

237 I was never sexually harassed at any job I ever had. I'm starting to think poorly of myself.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:13 PM (lwiT4)

238 Good heavens, do women now have to teach men self defense?

Try that crap on a strong woman and see what happens. Pepper spray would be the least of the jerks worries.

I am not a strong woman but touch me where you shouldn't and my knee will quickly and forcefully connect to a very sensitive part of your anatomy.

Posted by: arieswoman at November 17, 2017 06:14 PM (fwWWI)

239 President Donald Trump has started paying his own legal bills related to the Russia probe, rather than charging them to his campaign or the Republican National Committee, and is finalizing a plan to use personal funds to help current and former White House staff with their legal costs.

The Office of Government Ethics and a tax firm are working on a mechanism for Trump to contribute to staffers legal bills that would meet regulatory and ethical standards, White House lawyer Ty Cobb said in an interview. The White House is hoping the issue will be resolved shortly, said Cobb, who declined to elaborate further on the details of the plan.

While there is no law barring a president from giving gifts to those who report to him, Trumps case raises unique questions about whether his contributions could influence the testimony of staffers, said Walter Shaub, former head of the Office of Government Ethics who has criticized the president over other conflicts of interest.

Cobb said the White House is aware of the ethical questions and has been taking steps to address them in recent weeks.

It's actually called doing the right thing and standing up for your people and being a mench

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:14 PM (SjImc)

240 Nevergiveup

I guess no AN/BST-1 buoy type system.

That's a lot of ocean to cover. And deep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2017 06:14 PM (hyuyC)

241 Am I the only one here on firefox forced to use google?

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 06:14 PM (zLDYs)

242 It's actually called doing the right thing and standing up for your people and being a mench

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:14 PM (SjImc)


Hear, hear!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 06:15 PM (8gDQu)

243 237 LOL me too grammie

never at work

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 06:15 PM (hMwEB)

244 Oh for goodness sake. Bergerbilder has had a stroke that makes reading Ace much more difficult. We just have to hone our skills a little, that's all. When I have my stroke, you all better at the top of your game.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:15 PM (lwiT4)

245 241
Am I the only one here on firefox forced to use google?


Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 06:14 PM (zLDYs)

Yes. I set Bing as my default search engine.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 17, 2017 06:15 PM (gEvQ8)

246 Am I the only one here on firefox forced to use google?


Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 06:14 PM (zLDYs)
=================

Yes.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:16 PM (lwiT4)

247 237 I was never sexually harassed at any job I ever had. I'm starting to think poorly of myself.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:13 PM (lwiT4)


I'm starting to think poorly of myself because I have never sexually harassed anyone at work.


Unless you count that one time at band camp.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar remembers at November 17, 2017 06:16 PM (zCyNd)

248 A NASA research aircraft has joined in the search for a missing
Argentine submarine and its crew of 44, a defense official told USNI
News on Friday.
=====

Heard something in passing this am on CBS about NASA and interagency disputes -- something about Air Force owning them and other agencies saying no way. Will have to look further this weekend.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 17, 2017 06:16 PM (MIKMs)

249 And office Christmas parties are absolutely the worse idea ever.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 06:16 PM (CNHr1)

250 LOL me too grammie

never at work

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 17, 2017 06:15 PM (hMwEB)


count your blessings

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 17, 2017 06:16 PM (fceHP)

251 249 And office Christmas parties are absolutely the worse idea ever.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 06:16 PM (CNHr1)


Au contraire!

Posted by: employment discrimination lawyer at November 17, 2017 06:17 PM (zCyNd)

252 Unless you count that one time at band camp.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar remembers at November 17, 2017 06:16 PM (zCyNd)
===========================

Played the French Horn, which pretty much minimized any actual human contact.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:18 PM (lwiT4)

253 I have FF 29 & it suits me fine.
_____________


President Donald Trump has started paying his own legal bills related to the Russia probe, rather than charging them to his campaign or the Republican National Committee, and is finalizing a plan to use personal funds to help current and former White House staff with their legal costs.

The Office of Government Ethics and a tax firm are working on a mechanism for Trump to contribute to staffers legal bills that would meet regulatory and ethical standards, White House lawyer Ty Cobb said in an interview. The White House is hoping the issue will be resolved shortly, said Cobb, who declined to elaborate further on the details of the plan.

While there is no law barring a president from giving gifts to those who report to him, Trumps case raises unique questions about whether his contributions could influence the testimony of staffers, said Walter Shaub, former head of the Office of Government Ethics who has criticized the president over other conflicts of interest.

Cobb said the White House is aware of the ethical questions and has been taking steps to address them in recent weeks.

It's actually called doing the right thing and standing up for your people and being a mench

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 06:14 PM (SjImc)
*************************

There are so many ways the govt can make sure you never recover from its attacks.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 06:18 PM (V86aL)

254 215
Right Out In The Open - a limerick

This groping stuff's pretty amazin'
A fraternity-type of a hazin'
But let me repeat
When we talk about meat
Well groping a pork is quite braisin'
Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:07 PM (wPiJc)
---------------------------
And that sums it all up!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 06:18 PM (0jtPF)

255 Am I the only one here on firefox forced to use google?

-----

Nope, this last update changed things. I'm (again) looking at other browsers. Playing with Brave (again).

I found it interesting that the new Firefox has an explicit link to the TOR browser, and some reasons why one might want to use it.

I'm dying to ask the Horde if the TOR browser is automatically banned here. And I have no idea what side effects that browser brings with it, like increased surveillance by the feebees.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 06:18 PM (4XCge)

256 244 Grammie

I was unaware of this.

Apologies to bergerbilder for my earlier snark.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2017 06:18 PM (vUcdz)

257 And office Christmas parties are absolutely the worse idea ever.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 06:16 PM (CNHr1)


And everyone thinks that, so why do they do them? Smh

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 06:18 PM (NqaQ9)

258 And office Christmas parties are absolutely the worse idea ever.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 17, 2017 06:16 PM (CNHr1)


yep, it's a pick-up fest

I never went, but I got in twouble because of my "rank". I had to show I was a company woman, blah blah blah, and be there for the employees. Didn't look good, blah blah blah.

So I would go, show myself to the right people, then slip out quietly.

I hate stuff like that. Too much booze flowing. The next day, the stories...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 17, 2017 06:19 PM (fceHP)

259 Freddie Fingered

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2017 06:19 PM (dOPy2)

260 Don't think anyone will ever get to report me for sexual harassment, of course you don't have to really do anything this day and age for that to happen

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 06:19 PM (aC6Sd)

261
Played the French Horn, which pretty much minimized any actual human contact.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:18 PM (lwiT4)


How does French Horn differ from rusty trombone?

Posted by: friend asks at November 17, 2017 06:19 PM (zCyNd)

262

spotify Rock Your Block playlist, great list for a friday night

crank it up
house shakes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 17, 2017 06:20 PM (fceHP)

263 count your blessings





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 17, 2017 06:16 PM (fceHP)
=============================

When I was a speech and language pathologist, my supervisors were happily married women.

When I worked for at the vet, he was a happily married, socially awkward Mennonite.

Now I serve as my husband's graphic artist / sometimes typist.

Wait - that last one might count as sexual assault.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:20 PM (lwiT4)

264
Are You Playing a Titleist, Neil? - a limerick

Seems my comments are not up to snuff
But please don't go off in a huff
Once at a Pro-Am event
My tee shot was badly bent
And I joined Neil Diamond in the rough.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:21 PM (wPiJc)

265 Okay, that was just silly

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:21 PM (wPiJc)

266 Am I the only one here on firefox forced to use google?
---

What? OH! Hell! as a search engine.
click the spyglass in the search box and select the engine of your choice.

Damn English. Who every invented this damn language anyway?

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 06:21 PM (4XCge)

267 How does French Horn differ from rusty trombone?
Posted by: friend asks at November 17, 2017 06:19 PM (zCyNd)


or, in ms lindsey's case, the flute

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 17, 2017 06:22 PM (fceHP)

268 OK Ive showered and i'm squeaky clean.

Ettes?!

Hugs??

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 06:22 PM (VezBU)

269 On Drudge. Apparently two women, one on the Shillary and one on the Bernice camp are claiming sexual harassment. Blue on blue fire, pass the popcorn please. (oh nad the bourbon!)

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 06:23 PM (aHLmf)

270 OK Ive showered and i'm squeaky clean.



Ettes?!



Hugs??

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 06:22 PM (VezBU)
===================

Do we have to smell your hair?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:23 PM (lwiT4)

271 Hugs??

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 06:22 PM (VezBU)
*smooch*..uh oh, here comes Heidi *runs away*

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

272 office parties of old..now THAT was something...I've heard most unbelievable stories of day of old, when booze flowed freely and THINGS HAPPEN...it's just no fun anymore...

Posted by: Adam Venit's Statement regarding alleged Terry Crews groping incident at November 17, 2017 06:24 PM (QC/4S)

273 "Seriously, have all these people lost their minds? Were they raised in the wild by orangutans?"


Rasied in cities, by Democrats; same thing really but less contact with reality.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 17, 2017 06:24 PM (Ktb8D)

274 now that was silly...

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 06:24 PM (QC/4S)

275 Do we have to smell your hair?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:23 PM (lwiT4)


Lol. I love this place.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 06:25 PM (VezBU)

276 270 OK Ive showered and i'm squeaky clean.



Ettes?!



Hugs??

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 06:22 PM (VezBU)
===================

Do we have to smell your hair?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:23 PM (lwi



*Perks Up*

Posted by: Creepy Joe Biden at November 17, 2017 06:25 PM (z/Ubi)

277 When I was a speech and language pathologist, my supervisors were happily married women.

When I worked for at the vet, he was a happily married, socially awkward Mennonite.

Now I serve as my husband's graphic artist / sometimes typist.

Wait - that last one might count as sexual assault.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:20 PM (lwiT4)


I worked for a vet while in university. The vet assistant was a Mennonite. Is that a thing for them? Veterinary services?

I was lucky to eventually land a job with a women founded company, and so many professional women, it was a breath of fresh air. Professional women, not catty, scratchy competitive women. Very hard to find.

The "speech and language pathologist" sounds really interesting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 17, 2017 06:25 PM (fceHP)

278
Aren't we due for the Left to publish another "How To Argue About [insert issue here] At Thanksgiving"?

Remember this shit?

How To Argue obamacare...

How To Argue Immigration...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 06:25 PM (WE5/U)

279 My boss is a mormon, so no alcohol at our Christmas office parties and frankly, its always been super fun.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

280 I only use Firefox occasionally at work but it's the "Extended Service Release" version which may be more acceptable to the folks here--at least for the time being.

https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/organizations/all/

I would *not* recommend using a version of a browser (e.g. FF 29) that is over 3 years old.

All of that said, Brave has been pretty solid and I've barely used Pale Moon since I first tried it.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 17, 2017 06:25 PM (5sQ8t)

281
what about How To Argue For Tax Cuts At Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 06:25 PM (WE5/U)

282
Instead, the Left will instruct this year on How To Argue Inappropriate Sexual Behavior With Your Family On Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 06:26 PM (WE5/U)

283
I guess we don't deserve Gainzzz threads anymore.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:26 PM (ajiE5)

284 French horn players might be the nerds of the band, but viola players are the nerds of the dorkestra. Dorkestra rates on the nerdly scale as the oddest; band players got some kudos for marching around and stuff.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 17, 2017 06:26 PM (MIKMs)

285 what about How To Argue For Tax Cuts At Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 06:25 PM (WE5/U)


simple - get everyone very, very, drunk first

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 06:27 PM (QC/4S)

286 OK I've showered and i'm squeaky clean.


*****


TMI - a limerick

Most commenters here are quite geeky
But announcing a shower's just freaky
Should be heard, and not seen
No matter how clean
And we don't want to know where you're squeaky!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:27 PM (wPiJc)

287 Aren't we due for the Left to publish another "How To Argue About [insert issue here] At Thanksgiving"?

Someone has already, Slate I think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 06:27 PM (39g3+)

288 I worked for a vet while in university. The vet assistant was a Mennonite. Is that a thing for them? Veterinary services?

I was lucky to eventually land a job with a women founded company, and so many professional women, it was a breath of fresh air. Professional women, not catty, scratchy competitive women. Very hard to find.

The "speech and language pathologist" sounds really interesting.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 17, 2017 06:25 PM (fceHP)



I imagine they like having someone they can trust in their community that can be called on about their livestock.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 06:27 PM (z/Ubi)

289 How to argue sexual assault. And pass those biscuits girlfriend.

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2017 06:27 PM (dOPy2)

290
Someone has already, Slate I think.

What's the issue?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 06:28 PM (WE5/U)

291 French horn or oboe ....

Posted by: E.T. at November 17, 2017 06:28 PM (P1GJy)

292 band players got some kudos for marching around and stuff.

I dunno, marching around in goofy outfits vs sitting and playing in a nice outfit doesn't win in my book. Although Majorettes are pretty cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 06:28 PM (39g3+)

293 remember this sh*t at Christmas!

Posted by: pianoman at November 17, 2017 06:28 PM (EiY2l)

294 255 Am I the only one here on firefox forced to use google?

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Nope, this last update changed things. I'm (again) looking at other browsers. Playing with Brave (again).

I found it interesting that the new Firefox has an explicit link to the TOR browser, and some reasons why one might want to use it.

I'm dying to ask the Horde if the TOR browser is automatically banned here. And I have no idea what side effects that browser brings with it, like increased surveillance by the feebees.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 06:18 PM (4XCge)

++++

Firefox has a new deal with Google to make Google the default search engine. But, you can change it to whatever you want. So, nobody who makes the effort to change it is forced to use Google.

Tor is not banned at AoSHQ, though Ace doesn't have an onion address. Meaning Tor will just get you here the same way any other browser does.

Though Tor may provide additional privacy features, it is not good enough to protect you if you are engaging in criminal activity online. Nothing is that good.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM (pvjTE)

295 We have a groping pandemic on our hands.

Posted by: The CDC at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM (Tyii7)

296 I worked for a vet while in university. The vet assistant was a Mennonite. Is that a thing for them? Veterinary services?

=======================


I don't know - I never really thought of that! But maybe it is - a lot of them are raised on farms and are taught frugality and self-sufficiency. Very necessary in a small one-man practice.


I like being a speech pathologist. Unfortunately, that line of work goes hand in hand with public schools. And unions. Bailed as soon as I got some years under my belt. The vet was better.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM (lwiT4)

297
Ace really hates that "How To Argue With Your Family About X At Thanksgiving."

It's the Left giving Talking Points. Who wants to hear that shit on a family holiday??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM (WE5/U)

298 I played the oboe in junior high school. My dad said it sounded like somebody choking a deranged duck.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM (wPiJc)

299 Isn't Adam Sandler the guy who plays the same guy in all of his movies?

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 05:52 PM (bD2SM)


what are you trying to say?

Posted by: Jason Bateman at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM (Co9e8)

300 271 Hugs??

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't
judge me!' at November 17, 2017 06:22 PM (VezBU)

*smooch*..uh oh, here comes Heidi *runs away*

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

Lol. Wait! Come back!

*IC disappears in the distance* story of my life. women running away. Hell Heidis been trying to lose me for 25 years.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 06:30 PM (VezBU)

301 French horn or oboe ....

Posted by: E.T. at November 17, 2017 06:28 PM (P1GJy)
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Daughter played the oboe. Except in marching band, where apparently they don't have oboes. So she was the drum major.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:31 PM (lwiT4)

302 Jeez, this new and improved firefox is a giant pain in my ass.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:31 PM (14URa)

303 37 Venit was fucked up on coke or something similar. Had to have been.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy


Or maybe the Agency he worked for is powerful enough that he knows he could ruin Crew's acting career. So he thinks he can do any shit he wants to people. Like Harv the Perv.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 17, 2017 06:31 PM (+lVUW)

304 289 How to argue sexual assault. And pass those biscuits girlfriend.

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2017 06:27 PM (dOPy2)


Do NOT squeeze the biscuits, buddy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 06:31 PM (7UW64)

305 I played the oboe in junior high school. My dad said it sounded like somebody choking a deranged duck.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM (wPiJc)
=====================

You should have switched to the bassoon. You could have sounded like an older, wiser duck.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

306 TMI - a limerick

Most commenters here are quite geeky
But announcing a shower's just freaky
Should be heard, and not seen
No matter how clean
And we don't want to know where you're squeaky!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:27 PM (wPiJc)

I'm a muse!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at November 17, 2017 06:32 PM (VezBU)

307 Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM

Thanks. I thought TOR inserted a proxy between origin and destination? And it would be different with each connection.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 06:32 PM (4XCge)

308

Woot! Hubby finally home.
Came in dancing to the music, hehe.

I made a bacon wrapped meatloaf of all things, with the crispy duck fat potato wedges. He's happy.

Time to drink some more!

Have a great weekend. Be safe and happy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 17, 2017 06:32 PM (fceHP)

309 298 I played the oboe in junior high school. My dad said it sounded like somebody choking a deranged duck.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM (wPiJc)


I may or may not have asked my son, who is learning violin, if he is finished skinning the cat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 06:32 PM (7UW64)

310 301 French horn or oboe ....

Posted by: E.T. at November 17, 2017 06:28 PM (P1GJy)
==================

Daughter played the oboe. Except in marching band, where apparently they don't have oboes. So she was the drum major.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:31 PM (lwiT4)



Double reed instruments are probably a bit fragile for marching. Or maybe the sound doesn't carry well and so they're easier to pick out in a concert setting.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 06:32 PM (z/Ubi)

311 All of these stories affect a small number of people. I want the person that administer's the slush for the congressional fucks, with all of our money. Who is authorized to pay out settlements and collect the mega year NDA's.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 06:33 PM (cHVSG)

312

Though it seems that my memory is murky
Our high school band was real twerky
All that dancing around
Made a horrible sound
That's what you get when you play oboe jerky.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:33 PM (wPiJc)

313 OK, I have a confession. Forty two years a N.O. mounted cop (no puns please) groped me in a bar during Mardi Gras. I was headed to bathroom and as I opened the door someone grabbed my ass and shoved me in. Next thing I know I was pinned against the wall, a tongue in my mouth and the boys were cupped. She wasen't bad looking for a cop, and built like a brick shithouse. I guess it was legal as she had her shirt on inside out. Things might have turned out differently if my future bride hadn't been waiting for me in the bar.

True story.

Posted by: Javems at November 17, 2017 06:33 PM (yOqwj)

314 Caaaall for fill-it Morris!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 06:33 PM (mJ8mX)

315 How long till this sexual harassment/ assault daily ritual plays out? Can't it just move to courts or is lack of evidence going to keep it in the media?

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 06:33 PM (aC6Sd)

316 speaking of Thanksgiving, a really good movie (i think) in theaters soon - A Man Who Invented Christmas. Very good actors, and the theme is kind of fun.

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 06:34 PM (QC/4S)

317 It looks like the press is using the Al Franken incident to spin it back to the President.

The press is nothing if not dogged in their agenda.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 17, 2017 06:34 PM (Wtll+)

318 Have a good one, artisanal!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:34 PM (lwiT4)

319 Instead, the Left will instruct this year on How To Argue Inappropriate Sexual Behavior With Your Family On Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Soothsayer -



Go long on Emergency Room Gift Certificates.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 06:35 PM (3/f2v)

320
283
I guess we don't deserve Gainzzz threads anymore.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:26 PM (ajiE5)

They were very helpful and motivating for those who are introverted. They were also appreciated and I know many were and are grateful for them.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 06:35 PM (g4lFK)

321 Also never heard of Crews, but comments suggest he's not in a wheelchair, or 4 ft tall, or missing an arm or something. So WTFF with reacting to a bizarre assault like this without some physical and massive verbal force? Instantly. Odd.


Missing Argie sub? That's too bad. Missing for subs usually means "gone".

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 06:35 PM (QDnY+)

322 sorry, THE Man Who Invented Christmas

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 06:35 PM (QC/4S)

323 Two more hours until quittin' time, then off to dinner at Pizza Olympia (Greek joint, mmmm) and a hockey game, then to the folks for birthday cake and ice cream, and home with hubby and boy for the weekend.

The last two hours on Friday are nearly as long as the time after the two minute warning, or the last 10 seconds of a basketball game.

But, the sun has poked out from the ice fog and the snow is really sparkly today because it's so cold, and hubby brought me roses and lilies this a.m., so all is right with the world.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 06:35 PM (7UW64)

324
I may or may not have asked my son, who is learning violin, if he is finished skinning the cat.
=====

#3 kidlet (son) switched to standing bass. Made all the difference. He even saved up for his own electrics.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 17, 2017 06:35 PM (MIKMs)

325 Since Trump apparently isn't willing to be a pinata , it looks like the next grand plan is "let's just keep things weird until 2020, and run on a Return to Normalcy platform."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 17, 2017 06:36 PM (JyFLk)

326 sorry, THE Man Who Invented Christmas

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 06:35 PM (QC/4S)
==================

Noah?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:36 PM (lwiT4)

327 Hey, I played viola!

It's not a nerdiness thing, more a "lack of talent" thing.

Plus, I was first chair - I would have been, like, 7th chair violin.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 17, 2017 06:36 PM (uuwor)

328 Maybe he was just too taken aback? Sometimes I wonder what I would do in a similar situation..would I be rendered speechless and not do or say anything?

True story...I served for six years on a submarine. First day, waiting in line for lunch, guy comes up and grabs my junk. In that case they do it to new guys to see if you're skittish. I just told him that usually I get bought dinner first. He laughed, removed his hand, and no one did it again. I suspect this wasn't that.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 17, 2017 06:37 PM (xQfPr)

329 All of these stories affect a small number of people. I want the person that administer's the slush for the congressional fucks, with all of our money. Who is authorized to pay out settlements and collect the mega year NDA's.
Posted by: Ben Had



It was public money. One of the conservative think tanks needs to file a FOIA lawsuit.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 06:37 PM (3/f2v)

330 Isn't Adam Sandler the guy who plays the same guy in all of his movies?


Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 05:52 PM (bD2SM)


what are you trying to say?


Posted by: Jason Bateman at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM


I have no idea what they're talking about.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at November 17, 2017 06:37 PM (aT+Bx)

331 I dated a French Horn player. She had a great embouchure.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 06:37 PM (V86aL)

332
Forty two years ago Skip molested me, then signed my yearbook:

Skip DA 11/17/75

I have a call into Gloria AllRed

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 06:37 PM (ajiE5)

333 I may or may not have asked my son, who is learning violin, if he is finished skinning the cat.
=====


Ask him to switch to fiddle.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 06:37 PM (3/f2v)

334 Thanks. I thought TOR inserted a proxy between origin and destination? And it would be different with each connection.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 06:32 PM (4XCge)

++++

The feds have compromised the Tor network. To what degree is unknown. Bottom line: don't count on being anonymous.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2017 06:38 PM (pvjTE)

335 The NYT wrote an oped about putting Xanax in the stuffing for Thanksgiving. Not very responsible of the NYT. Now The Onion would be a different story.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 06:38 PM (g4lFK)

336
I dated a French Horn player. She had a great embouchure.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 06:37 PM (V86aL)
====================

You should see me in my Raspberry Kiss lipstick.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:38 PM (lwiT4)

337 301 French horn or oboe ....


How about skin flute?

Posted by: Shep at November 17, 2017 06:38 PM (P1GJy)

338 I may or may not have asked my son, who is learning violin, if he is finished skinning the cat.


*****


Have you ever heard Mike Cross do his bit about the Appalachian Mountain Fiddle?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:38 PM (wPiJc)

339 Isn't Adam Sandler the guy who plays the same guy in all of his movies?
Posted by: Fritz

what are you trying to say?
Posted by: Jason Bateman

I have no idea what they're talking about.
Posted by: Tom Cruise

Makes no sense to me

Posted by: John Wayne at November 17, 2017 06:39 PM (39g3+)

340 Oh, my.

Posted by: Sulu at November 17, 2017 06:39 PM (Tyii7)

341 335 The NYT wrote an oped about putting Xanax in the stuffing for Thanksgiving. Not very responsible of the NYT. Now The Onion would be a different story.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 06:38 PM (g4lFK)


Working where I do, I have before mentioned the need for aerosol valium. A little squirt over a cubicle wall or two would do wonders for this place.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 06:39 PM (7UW64)

342 Is there even a single member of Congress, either house, with a brain, and ambition, and integrity? This slush fund payoff thing, coming out at *this* time, may be the richest, juiciest scandal ripe for exploitatoin, and making and ending careers, in our lifetimes. Yet ...... is there anyone even trying to create a wave of outrage, then surf it?


Don't recognize the universe in which this sort of thing is not seized and used as a club to batter political and pecking-order rivals. Of course, there are also no more votes in Congress, of consequence (or very few), and an entire party (GOP) has more or less eschewed politics for some time now. So, yeah, not a universe I recognize.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2017 06:39 PM (QDnY+)

343 You should see me in my Raspberry Kiss lipstick.

You can't fool me, it was Dr Pepper Kissing Gel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 06:40 PM (39g3+)

344 329 All of these stories affect a small number of people. I want the person that administer's the slush for the congressional fucks, with all of our money. Who is authorized to pay out settlements and collect the mega year NDA's.
Posted by: Ben Had



It was public money. One of the conservative think tanks needs to file a FOIA lawsuit.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 06:37 PM (3/f2v)

Would you be shocked if it involved minors and the records were sealed?

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 06:40 PM (g4lFK)

345 ****** I may or may not have asked my son, who is learning violin, if he is finished skinning the cat

So, ready to be First Chair Viola then?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 17, 2017 06:40 PM (JyFLk)

346 Have a great weekend. Be safe and happy.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 17, 2017 06:32 PM (fceHP)
You are a lucky woman, 'ette. That's a beautiful thing. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 06:40 PM (14URa)

347 Has anyone ever played The Devil Went Down to Georgia on a Stradivarius?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 06:40 PM (z/Ubi)

348 rickb223, I'm waiting for Judicial Watch to file .

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 06:40 PM (cHVSG)

349 Nood

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 17, 2017 06:40 PM (xQfPr)

350
Two more hours until quittin' time, then off to dinner at Pizza Olympia (Greek joint, mmmm)

What kind of pizza?

Cheeburger cheeburger cheeburger

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 06:41 PM (IqV8l)

351 Apparently I'm supposed to prepare some kind of food. Hmmm. Grapes and cheese might technically be described as a meal ......

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:41 PM (lwiT4)

352 The feds have compromised the Tor network. To what degree is unknown. Bottom line: don't count on being anonymous.
---

This is supposed to be an alternative to Tor, but I haven't tried it yet:

https://geti2p.net/en/

Posted by: shibumi at November 17, 2017 06:41 PM (aT+Bx)

353 Isn't Adam Sandler the guy who plays the same guy in all of his movies?
Posted by: Fritz

what are you trying to say?
Posted by: Jason Bateman

I have no idea what they're talking about.
Posted by: Tom Cruise

Makes no sense to me
Posted by: John Wayne at November 17, 2017 06:39 PM (39g3+)

What what ?

Posted by: Kevin James at November 17, 2017 06:41 PM (dOPy2)

354 orry, THE Man Who Invented Christmas

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 06:35 PM (QC/4S)
==================

Noah?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 06:36 PM (lwiT4)

Dan Stevens in the role of Dickens, Christopher Plummer, Jonathan Pryce

Posted by: runner at November 17, 2017 06:41 PM (QC/4S)

355 Been groped by a fuck ton of chicks, but never a dude. I guess I give off a good "pray for death" vibe to would be dude gropers. I would think nothing of making them eat their own junk.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2017 06:42 PM (aMlLZ)

356 Mike Cross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=TRUGANtv87c&list=RDTRUGANtv87c#t=14


Skip to 8:40 to hear about the Appalachian Mountain Fiddle. It's a hoot.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (wPiJc)

357
The NYT wrote an oped about putting Xanax in the stuffing for Thanksgiving. Not very responsible of the NYT.



Not to mention I think you have to take Xanax for about 10 weeks intially before it starts to work

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (lKyWE)

358 Working where I do, I have before mentioned the need for aerosol valium. A little squirt over a cubicle wall or two would do wonders for this place.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 06:39 PM (7UW64)

I like the way you think. Could you imagine the hookup culture that would occur between the co workers who drank at work.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 06:44 PM (g4lFK)

359 I like being a speech pathologist.
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Uh, oh. That always leads to vulgar comments about bilabial fricatives.

Posted by: Totally not Pathological Moron at November 17, 2017 06:44 PM (+y0ym)

360 The feds have compromised the Tor network. To what degree is unknown. Bottom line: don't count on being anonymous.
---------------

Yes, that part I get. It's probably the one reason why I wouldn't play around with it because it makes it look like I have something to hide.

And the TOR network wouldn't protect me from malware since the browser requests to the web server (to which it has connected) would simply download the malware and the TOR network would be happy to send it along, not knowing what it is.

I just found it interesting, and a little pecuilar that Firefox had an explicit link.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (4XCge)

361 Thanks, Old Blue and Grammie.

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 06:45 PM (zLDYs)

362 No Monk, I would not be shocked but almost expect it in some cases.

I still want to know how this money got appropriated and how this fund got established and who is the cut out to the law firm that pays those settlements.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (cHVSG)

363 357
The NYT wrote an oped about putting Xanax in the stuffing for Thanksgiving. Not very responsible of the NYT.



Not to mention I think you have to take Xanax for about 10 weeks intially before it starts to work
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 06:43 PM (lKyWE)

I used to take it for neuropathy. It works instantly. It can dissolve under your tongue. Now getting off of it takes many weeks because of the half life and seizures that can occur if you don't taper off of it.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (g4lFK)

364 No Monk, I would not be shocked but almost expect it in some cases.

I still want to know how this money got appropriated and how this fund got established and who is the cut out to the law firm that pays those settlements.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 06:46 PM (cHVSG)

Completely agree with you. But if minors are involved, I doubt we will ever get any of that information because it could lead back to the victims.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 06:49 PM (g4lFK)

365 I played the oboe in junior high school. My dad said it sounded like somebody choking a deranged duck.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM (wPiJc)

So did I. Very apt description of the sound...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at November 17, 2017 06:52 PM (Or7KF)

366 As good a time as any...

*extends hand to Muldoon*

I am truly sorry that my comment of a week or so ago caused you concern. As CBD has said, "Apparently I'm not as funny as I think I am".

These days is not insensible to interpret what seem to be threats as just that. It seems that there are plenty of nut-jobs around, and one can't be too careful, it seems.

At any rate, I want to assure you that I am NOT a pathological pyromaniac. In point of fact, those friends who I go camping with long ago gave up on me as the designated campfire starter.

So, my profuse apologies for the incident, you are the last person here who I seek to offend...except maybe AtC, because consequences.

As an aside, I knew Mike Cross at college, we shared beer at a little beer/music joint that he and two friends had at Chapel Hill, called The Cats Cradle.

Posted by: Totally not Pathological Moron at November 17, 2017 07:01 PM (+y0ym)

367 Regarding Justice O'Neill

"In his post, O'Neill -- the only Democrat elected to statewide office -- went into detail about two of his sexual relationships, including one with a woman he said was a personal secretary to U.S. Sen. Robert Taft Sr. who was his "first true love," and a "drop dead gorgeous red head who was a senior adviser to Peter Lewis at Progressive Insurance in Cleveland."

He later edited the post to remove identifying details."

Those identifying details could have made his comments LIBELOUS. The redhead is not a public figure and having anything to do with this jerk is humiliating.

A justice who does not know the law ought to be thrown off the bench. Ex post facto removal of her unique description is not a remedy. She ought to sue his ass.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 17, 2017 07:03 PM (EMi53)

368 I played the oboe in junior high school. My dad said it sounded like somebody choking a deranged duck.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2017 06:29 PM (wPiJc)



Better than the alternative.

Posted by: mentally unstable mallard at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (zCyNd)

369 >>>BTW, am I supposed to know who this Crews guy is? It seems as if everyone else knows him but, other than stories about this homorrassment I've never heard of the guy.

you do know who he is. You know the big menacing muscular black guy who's in comedies? Also in the Expendables III, playing a big black menacing muscular guy?

It's always Terry Crews.

He is the Brian Dennehy of yoked black men.

Posted by: ace at November 17, 2017 07:04 PM (8rNrN)

370 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2017 07:17 PM (KCxzN)

371 The thing is Ace that Crews looks intimidating but he's almost always more comedic. Even in the Expendables yeah he's a badass but he's still a comedic note in the movie.

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 07:20 PM (z/Ubi)

372 "The law won't let you deck a guy"

Actually, it will. If you are battered, you have the right to batter back with the force necessary to stop the attack.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at November 17, 2017 07:47 PM (rznWS)

373 Re..."The law won't let you deck a guy"...what jury would have convicted him?

Posted by: Purpleslog at November 17, 2017 09:51 PM (Xr/UZ)

374 We need to bring back the old fashioned "Slapping the guy into the middle of next week" thing. Like Scarlett O'Hara.


Posted by: Beverly at November 17, 2017 09:57 PM (w0Dip)

375 I have the new Firefox. And it automatically retained DuckDuckGo, which I recommend all of you look into, if you want PRIVATE browsing (i.e., no tracking and data-mining). So no, not forced to use Google.

Posted by: Beverly at November 17, 2017 10:19 PM (w0Dip)

376 No matter what else that guy is in, I always see the creepy dude from White Chicks. The one who has a thing for blondes.

Posted by: Texican ette at November 17, 2017 10:27 PM (Y4CJB)

CNN Partisan Shills Spin Clownishly For Molesting Clown Al Franken

A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal, because he was a comedian, and as we know from Louis CK, comedians have special license to jerk off in front of women and/or grope them as they sleep.

And also jam their tongues in their mouths after being specifically told they don't even want to do a fake stage kiss-- something the leftist media keeps "forgetting" to note.

Borger admitted that "[i]t remains to be seen," but immediately went into spin mode by downplaying the fallout, stating that KABC radio host Leann Tweeden "did not call for him to step down or say he ought to step down" and didn't render an opinion upon being told an investigation had been launched.


From there, Borger continued proving this segment as one of political tribalism, declaring that what matters most is "the context in which all of this occurring, which is Moore -- Judge Moore -- and that has been, you know, brewing and percolating, whatever you want to say, for days and days and days."

She added that Tweeden's story will not be "the last" woman to come forward with disturbing allegations, but what came next from Borger was quite disturbing: "This is scratching the surface. He was not a member of the Congress at the time this occurred. He was just a comedian."

Video at the link, if you can stomach it.

Meanwhile, another one of the Clown News Network's reliable clowns thinks it's important that seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them, at least not when they were awake, anyways:



It's good to see that, not 72 hours of their Bravery in admitting maybe they covered up and spun for Bill Clinton's sex assaults and rape too much, they're right back to providing the same service for another lesser Democrat.

They truly are #TheElite and Super-Good at Thinking.


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1 No way!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (VezBU)

2 I guess it's all fun and games until somebody gets their boobs honked.

Maybe if there were bruises, this would gain traction, eh?

How far is too far, Senator?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (7UW64)

3 first

Posted by: Hotspur at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (hp5Wc)

4 Spin,spin,spin

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (O2RFr)

5 Jerry Seinfeld dated teenage girls, also OK because he's a comedian.

Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (7HtZB)

6 OK iil get them

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (VezBU)

7 Was she giving out "Take One for the Team, Bitch" t-shirts?

Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (7n4KQ)

8 CNN. HA!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:14 PM (xttKs)

9 Gloria thinks the grope was okay because he was wearing his clown nose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

10 Franken wasn't a senator when this occurred, but because Judge Moore wasn't a judge nor was he running for congress, it applies?

I'm so confused.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:15 PM (xttKs)

11 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 04:15 PM (3/f2v)

12 Woof

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (MINbv)

13 Funny that it took how many day$ to find $even women to defend frankenstein.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (suO/a)

14 I get it. He was The Comedian. Like in The Watchmen.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (z2W2E)

15 Willowed, so...

My bold prediction is that if Sen. Gropey McJazzHands survives the
weekend as a Senator he's able to ride this out until he's up for
re-election in 2018.

Any Republican? And I mean any Republican? Bags already packed and heading out of town by now.

But obviously some animals are more equal than others.

I
will thoroughly enjoy telling every proggie who wants to say jack about
"Roy Moore" to STFU so long as Stuart Smalley stays in the Senate.

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (NYS7S)

16 When Billy Jeff told Juanita Broderick to "put some ice on it" when he bit her lip bloody after raping her, he was just clowning around.

Right, Gloria?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (PY9jH)

17 CNN: Doing to news what Franken did to Tweeden.

Posted by: Neal F Hyde at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (VWzSH)

18 Morgan Freeman is banging his STEP-GRANDDAUGHTER, but that's ok.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:17 PM (xttKs)

19 cnn, comedy central for the old folks home. they can't stay woke for the daily show.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 04:17 PM (KP5rU)

20 Cosby was 1000x the comedian Franken was.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

21 I'm writing McCain and Flake and tell hem they should be fucking jumping up and down like Pecos Pete and screaming for Franken to resign. Pricks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:17 PM (VezBU)

22 So wait- does Gloria think John Wayne Gacey was "no big deal" because he dressed like a clown?

Maybe I'm just dense.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (VpIIl)

23 The Progressive Pass

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (NWiLs)

24 I am honestly seeing a lot of "she was a whore that posed whorishly in Playboy like a whore" comments from surprisingly high level news people on Twitter. This isn't what she looks like (show picture of her at work) but this! (show picture of her tarted up in a bikini from her modeling days).

Its... like a parody of what they call people that question Moore's accusers. Its the old "accuse them of what you are doing" leftist rule.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)

25 This is pretty easy.

Pro-abortion? Grope away.

Pro-choice? Die die die!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (gC2IV)

26 Only a old white male homophobe would think rounding up seven young female staffers and begging them to write a mutual hostage statement would be a Smart Political Response™.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (I/iGu)

27 Make 'em laugh,
Make 'em laugh,
Grab their boobs,
Make 'em laugh.

My father said 'Be a pervert my son,
But be a comical one'...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

28 Funny how no one cared about the ladies who worked for Justice Thomas when they stood up for him as an employer.

Posted by: Cindy Munford at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (MoIhM)

29 So- should I become a comedian so I can shamelessly, and without consequence grab a strange woman's breast and slip her the tongue?

Where so I sign up for that gig?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (VpIIl)

30 My rule of thumb on this is if it would get me fired at any job I've ever had, it should get them fired, too. Even "miming" grabbing a girl's chest while she's asleep would get me canned. And I'd have it coming.

Imagine having to work with this toad again. Its a long flight. You're tired. But going to sleep around him makes you really uncomfortable. But you're wearing a helmet and body armor, so maybe you're safe.

Then he shows you that picture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (39g3+)

31 Liberalism is a mental disorder. A brain defect. They're defective.

To them, this all makes sense.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (xttKs)

32 Not like it was a grope grope she was sleeping and dem and shutup they all explained, so no harm done? The whole party needs to be dumped into the deep ocean. gope and dim, burn down DC now.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (0OmEj)

33 28 Funny how no one cared about the ladies who worked for Justice Thomas when they stood up for him as an employer.

Posted by: Cindy Munford at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (MoIhM)

exactly. Like they were shouting at the sky.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (VezBU)

34 Pooky's jaw dropped when I showed him the Grope-ken picture. "If I had done that, the Air Force would have kicked me out a lot faster!"


Also, I have an idea: Make Congress sit through the monthly "Don't Rape People" seminars that they've forced on the military, and see if they think it's effective.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (XKZwp)

35 Franken sent the picture to Leeann as a FU.

NBC's Kasie Hunt tried to defend it a Fake Grope, and then yesterday had to backtrack after Franken himself admitted the Forced French. God did she look flummoxed

Rule 4: "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."
"Alinsky you magnificent bastard. We read your book!"


Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (cAXIk)

36 So...no picture of these 7 "women"? I wonder what a comparison between these 7 and the victim would show. I'm surprised Dems don't just provide traffic'ed women to their politicians so that this doesn't keep happening. Call Barney Frank.

Posted by: American at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (ymyTW)

37 seeing a lot of "she was a whore that posed whorishly in Playboy like a whore" comments from surprisingly high level news people on Twitter.

===

it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (z2W2E)

38 And the worst part is that dumping Franken and appointing a progressive, non-white, non-male candidate assured of reelection is a no-brainer.

But MN Dems won't 'cause celebrity trumps all.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (I/iGu)

39 "A group of seven former female staffers for Sen. Al Franken issued the below statement arguing that the now embattled senator "treated us with the utmost respect" when they worked together."

Girls, girls, girls. I'll state the obvious: he didn't find any of you attractive.

Realistically, I very much doubt that you're in Leann Tweeden's class.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

40 But but but Fanken apologized!

Love that one. Heard AB Stoddard with that one yestaerday. Here's a clue. He had to because THERE IS A FUCKING PICTURE OF HIM DOING IT.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (gC2IV)

41 So its Ok to grope if the gals asleep? Huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (VezBU)

42 Imagine having to work with this toad again. Its a long flight. You're tired. But going to sleep around him makes you really uncomfortable. But you're wearing a helmet and body armor, so maybe you're safe.

Then he shows you that picture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (39g3+)


It was a long time ago and he was a COMEDIAN for chrissakes.

You'll be fine. Here. Have an ambien.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (xttKs)

43 I'm a little unclear as to liberal definition of sexual assault. It's a matter of consent, not age.

No consent = sexual assault.

Maybe I should draw it in pictures with crayons so they understand?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (VpIIl)

44 I had intimate relations with 37 reasonably stable men and an Ocelot.

Posted by: Gloria Borgia at November 17, 2017 04:22 PM (398bZ)

45 #39 Perhaps Frankensteen didn't find any of them comatose or at least asleep?

Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (6dFYM)

46
In other words, it doesn't count when a Democrat/liberal does it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (493sH)

47 seems to me Congress critters need those pamphlets European countries hand out to muslim refugees - picture guides to what is rape, harrasemetn, etc

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

48 This just in: Lena Dunham says Franken didn't molest her. Quelle surprise, eh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

49 I'm a little unclear as to liberal definition of sexual assault. It's a matter of consent, not age.

No consent = sexual assault.

----

How many times have we heard 'no means no'?


Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (4XCge)

50 He didn't molest me either, dammit!

Posted by: Rosa de Lauro at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

51 "A group of seven former female staffers for Sen. Al Franken issued the below statement arguing that the now embattled senator "treated us with the utmost respect" when they worked together."


I'm not familiar with the "issued statement somehow magically negates photographic evidence' legal principle.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (326rv)

52 Leann Tweeden's. is she a conservative? Because humiliating a conservative would especially excite that cheap, fat sick pervert.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (VezBU)

53 The media have pretty much destroyed its credibility over the past 18 months, so at this point it's just clown cars and slapstick. Is anyone surprised that the spineless loser males who gravitate to the progressive left/feminist side are low life scum. In conservative America we punch out guys who treat women like this, and they quickly get the message. In MI, NY, CA, and NJ they elect them to public office.

Posted by: IanDeal at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (qcIL3)

54
Gloria Borger? Is she related to one of those Popes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (O98j8)

55 it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (z2W2E)


So, where are all the women coming out of the woodwork claiming Bob Hope grabbed their tits and rammed his tongue down their throat?

Franken is a piece of shit. They're really showing their colors on this. I hear Hell is especially warm this time of year.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (xttKs)

56 Gloria, please just be honest that you're OK with sexual assault so long as the assaulter votes the right way.

Basic tribal defense, old as dirt. Own it, sugar-tits.

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (NYS7S)

57 Franken could be considered another Lion of the Senate if only he had drowned Tweeden in a river, after tongue spearing her.

Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (7n4KQ)

58 48 This just in: Lena Dunham says Franken didn't molest her. Quelle surprise, eh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (YqDXo)



What about her little sister?


Oh wait that was Lena that did that.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (z/Ubi)

59 so i see with Franken they are blaming leedn, for 'asking' for it' or she is less than pure
while moores accusers are pure as the driven snow?

while clintons accuser that they now Believe were also tarts and liars?

what a difference a (D) makes.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (UbFuA)

60 44 I had intimate relations with 37 reasonably stable men and an Ocelot.
Posted by: Gloria Borgia at November 17, 2017 04:22 PM (398bZ)



(To the ocelot: makes "call me" sign.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

61 OT: New Bill Whittle video praising the new Dodge Demon.

I want one.

I also want a Playboy Playmate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (xJa6I)

62 Al Franken always treated me with the respect I deserve.

Posted by: Rep. Anthony's weiner at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (326rv)

63 I'm a little unclear as to liberal definition of sexual assault. It's a matter of consent, not age.

No consent = sexual assault.

----

How many times have we heard 'no means no'?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse


Apparently in Leftworld, consent may be denied--or, apparently, granted--retroactively.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (AM1GF)

64 leed wore her skirt to short?

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (UbFuA)

65 This just in: Lena Dunham says Franken didn't molest her. Quelle surprise, eh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (YqDXo)


There's a difference between molest and sexual assault, no?

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (xttKs)

66 Leann has the last laugh on Franken-Clown.

Did Leeann pull this off by herself? She had the picture, because Al sent it to her as a FU. And she had the story. And she was in media, so she had some connections.

She served up revenge cold, and on a platter. And blew up Franken's career. He'll be gone by 2020.

And she turned around the entire Moore Conversation the SJWs were forcing us to have. And schlonged Mitch.

She should have her own network news show.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (cAXIk)

67 Anybody ask Al if Joy Behar's tit was really,really cold?

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (LiyEm)

68 I'm not familiar with the "issued statement somehow magically negates photographic evidence' legal principle.

-------------------

The so called'evidence' is waved away with the Jedi mind force 'this is not the evidence you are looking for"

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (4XCge)

69 How many times have we heard 'no means no'?

And that's morphed into "without clear and repeated 'yes' then it means 'no'"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)

70 We read your book"

Now imagine if Hildabeast had won...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (MINbv)

71 Tell a few jokes and the sky's the limit?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a load of your hoorters! Honk honk

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (gC2IV)

72 Borger admitted that "t remains to be seen," but immediately went into spin mode by downplaying the fallout, stating that KABC radio host Leann Tweeden "did not call for him to step down or say he ought to step down" and didn't render an opinion upon being told an investigation had been launched.

Maybe because Tweeden realizes that she doesn't run the fucking Senate.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (YqDXo)

73
And by "utmost respect", we mean he forced us to convey dozens of pre-marked ballots in the waistbands of our pantyhose to out-of-the-way polling stations.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (O98j8)

74 In all fairness, those seven staffers weren't very attractive.

Posted by: Bill O'Neil at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (yqvys)

75 Anybody ask Al if Joy Behar's tit was really,really cold?

It got all out of whack when she fell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (39g3+)

76 it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake.

there's quite a difference between bringing cheesecake and force feeding someone.

Posted by: Rep. Anthony's weiner at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (326rv)

77 So, due to the fact that some of the women he interacted with at work were not abused by the disgusting pervert, all is well. Ted Bundy treated the women he worked with pretty well, managed not to hurt, maim or kill any of them, so . . .

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (2X7pN)

78 I'm a little unclear as to liberal definition of sexual assault. It's a matter of consent, not age.

No consent = sexual assault.

----

How many times have we heard 'no means no'?


Posted by: Skandia Recluse



It's early, but that's a threadwinner.

They made it their hill to die on. Make 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (3/f2v)

79 "is she a conservative? "

Dad and husband are USAF. And she likes to shoot, And she did USO tours.

I'd know how I'd bet

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (cAXIk)

80 By itself the picture is juvenile but coupled to the preceding assault, grabbing her head and forcing his tongue down her throat was assault, it becomes evidence of a dangerous personality disorder.

Posted by: gNew at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (V86aL)

81 She served up revenge cold, and on a platter. And blew up Franken's career. He'll be gone by 2020.

And she turned around the entire Moore Conversation the SJWs were forcing us to have. And schlonged Mitch.

She should have her own network news show.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (cAXIk)


She definitely did yeoman's work on this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

82 I ain't sayin' nuttin'.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (6dFYM)

83 It's just funny how tribe rules over intellectual honesty.

If I have this right liberal believe it's;

OK to murder a fetus
OK to confiscate wealth from people
OK to sexually assault someone
OK to break the law and riot
OK to illegally enter the country
OK to discriminate against people you don't like
OK to assault someone who states something you don't agree with

I'm sure there are more.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (VpIIl)

84 74 In all fairness, those seven staffers weren't very attractive.
Posted by: Bill O'Neil at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (yqvys)

Bill, stay downstairs.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (suO/a)

85 Anybody ask Al if Joy Behar's tit was really,really cold?

Even a dwarf like Franken probably had to stoop to reach it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

86 CNN. OK with Franken.

Clay Travis, not so much.

Well played, CNN. Well. Played.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:28 PM (xttKs)

87 76 it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake.

there's quite a difference between bringing cheesecake and force feeding someone.

Posted by: Rep. Anthony's weiner at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (326rv)

*scribbles notes*

"Ok if they're asleep."
"make sure they like cheesecake."

Ok folks go on.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:28 PM (VezBU)

88 Wait, there are pics of Ms Tweeden in a bikini?

I must search...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:28 PM (MINbv)

89 Okay. I want to get this off my chest. It has really really really been bothering me, lo these many years.

I once...okay, twice got a girl to show me hers if I'd show her mine. And we played "Doctor" too. Of course I was the Doctor and she was the patient. And we were having such a good time too, until my parents caught us.

There, I said it and I feel so much better now. Oh, and she was extremely attractive to boot.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 17, 2017 04:29 PM (7+m9y)

90
This just in: Lena Dunham says Franken didn't molest her


Then she burst into tears. "Why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me?!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:29 PM (O98j8)

91 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:28 PM (MINbv)

she fills it out nicely

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:29 PM (y3aQB)

92 @86: "Well played, CNN. Well. Played."

To be fair, Brooke Baldwin only gets off when Anderson Cooper or Kathy Griffin grab her boobs.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:29 PM (I/iGu)

93 Any reports of female sexual assault? The left seems to think there is no difference between men and women and gender is fluid.

I think not.

Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (6dFYM)

94 Last year's Superbowl went long on stupid SJW crap and leftist cant. Ad after insulting, annoying ad. And at the time I mused that possibly that was because everyone thought Hillary was going to win, so they were pitching their ads to what they believed America's mood and culture would be like at the time. Its too soon to pull and redo all those ads in just around 2 month's time. So they ran them anyway when Trump won.

I wonder how much we're still seeing still isn't part of long-planned, carefully staged Democrat Party schemes set into motion with the assumption Hillary was going to win? Imagine how things would have been if this stuff came out with HISTORIC FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT in office?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)

95 so i guess detroit and chicago are going to play on sunday. also jacksonville and cleveland.

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (UbFuA)

96
Funny how I mean, funny like I'm a clown

Posted by: Al Ten Hands Frankenstein at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (lKyWE)

97 It's just funny how tribe rules over intellectual honesty.

If I have this right liberal believe it's;

OK to murder a fetus
OK to confiscate wealth from people
OK to sexually assault someone
OK to break the law and riot
OK to illegally enter the country
OK to discriminate against people you don't like
OK to assault someone who states something you don't agree with



Except if you are a white male. Then, no.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (3/f2v)

98 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (dEQP3)

99 So as was said over at Insty. Dems reinstate one free grope rule. My comment. Well then, make it a really good one! As for Frankenpig. Shoving your tongue into another womans mouth isn't groping, that's a violation. If that were my wife or daughter the only thing he'd ever do with his mouth again is sip his steak through a straw with it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (aHLmf)

100 Great tweet out there:

"Seven former dogs of Michael Vick have issued this statement: 'He was good to us, walked us, petted us. Not one time did he electrocute us or bash our heads against the wall."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (ZM2xo)

101 That the Navy even made a statement about this confirms what stupid times we live in

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/281150/

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 04:31 PM (LiyEm)

102 We are simply getting you accustomed to our improved two tier justice system.

Republicans embrace WrongThink, and must be destroyed. It's our job as a society.

In all of their actions, Democrats embrace progressive RightThink, and must not be held responsible for any of their actions. Therefore, they are never guilty, even if there is photo evidence. Because... RightThink.

Laws and punishment for Republicans.

Freedom and Understanding for Democrats.

Posted by: The MFM at November 17, 2017 04:31 PM (aT+Bx)

103 @98: "If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please."

So would Bubba. His vegan diet has not been kind to him.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:31 PM (I/iGu)

104 So CNN...

How is that "voice of the Resistance" thing working out for you?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 17, 2017 04:31 PM (wfDW1)

105 98 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (dEQP3)

Tell me about it. 1988's model would be even better.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (ZM2xo)

106 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (dEQP3)


Mix in a salad......

*ducks, covers, runs for the door.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (xttKs)

107 OT, PDT adds some names to his SCOTUS list...does he know something? Hey RBG, how you doin', girl?

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (a0IVu)

108 http://bit.ly/2isFCYB

Leeann Tweeden Video

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (y3aQB)

109 The rules are now:

Woman accuses man of decades-old sexual misdeeds with zero evidence: guilty. Anyone who questions them hates women and is shaming the victim. Must resign.

Woman accuses man of recent sexual misdeeds with photographic proof: shut up you filthy whore

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (39g3+)

110 So I see Tapper is going over all the Women who accused Trump of sexual somethings before the election... Knew it was headed this way...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (O2RFr)

111 Remember the Twinkie Defense.

Now we have the Comedian Defense.

If it wasn't for the double standard...

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (4Vu64)

112 Wow, 2,100 pounds worth of women released a statement that Frankenstein did not molest them.

Posted by: American at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (ymyTW)

113 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


I'd like my potential for a future, while we're at it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (AM1GF)

114 If he gropes women as they sleep, isn't that more like Dracula than Frankenstein? Maybe change is name to Al Bra-cula.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (/qEW2)

115 gender is fluid"

Not on my monitor...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (MINbv)

116 >>seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them



They sound Hideous.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (QvNX2)

117 I thank God every day that the women in my family are all skilled shots.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (VpIIl)

118 Cut the guy some slack.

Posted by: GHW Bush at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (r9UYA)

119 Has CNN mentioned the taxpayer funded hush fund that was put in place during the BJ Clunton administration?

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (xttKs)

120 OK to murder a fetus

OK to confiscate wealth from people

OK to sexually assault someone

OK to break the law and riot

OK to illegally enter the country

OK to discriminate against people you don't like

OK to assault someone who states something you don't agree with







Except if you are a white male. Then, no.
---

Actually, you can do all those things if you are a GAY white male, a transgender white male, a Muslim white male or a high ranking Democrat politician who is a white male.

/please keep up with the Media Matters RightThink emails.

Posted by: The MFM at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (aT+Bx)

121 105 98 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (dEQP3)

Tell me about it. 1988's model would be even better.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (ZM2xo)

I am not giving a date. Its way too far back from you kids.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (VezBU)

122 *Clown Nose On*


Grabs Titties


*Clown Nose Off*

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (QvNX2)

123

it was just for fun , it was just a no grope.
He doesn't do it to everyone, His assistants.

Franken(D) progressive party -She asked for it!

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (UbFuA)

124 If it has to be 1998 again, I would like my figure from then back please.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:30 PM (dEQP3)
---------

Word. 1998 was one of the few years in the 90s when I wasn't pregnant.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (UoSKV)

125 "is she a conservative? "

Dad and husband are USAF. And she likes to shoot, And she did USO tours.

I'd know how I'd bet
Posted by: Ignoramus"


She was pretty vocal about supporting Bush during the Iraq war. I think part of Franken's motivation was to humiliate someone he perceived as "the other" politically. He's a real POS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (OD2ni)

126
True cinema fact: Al Franken played BOTH gorillas in Trading Places. We know this now because he just showed us that he is perfectly capable of fooking himself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (O98j8)

127 So I see Tapper is going over all the Women who accused Trump of sexual somethings before the election...

I'm sure all the #TruCon #SalonHot25'ers will be reaching for their fainting couches.

Oh and Jake my boy? Where, precisely, are all these accusers now?

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (NYS7S)

128 Why bother defending him? He's from deep blue MN where he'll just be replaced with another liberal shill.

or is it bc this issue is that epidemic among politicians? Shocking, I know

Posted by: brak at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (WjCgM)

129 http://bit.ly/2zcioQI

Juanita Broaddrick writing a book about Bubba Raping her

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (y3aQB)

130 President George W Bush is accused of grabbing/patting a woman on the hind end. OK that's rude and unwelcome, its a "kock that off" kind of thing. If he doesn't get the message, then you bounce your knuckles off his face a few times until he does.

Al Franken grabs a sleeping woman's chest (or pantomimes doing it) and rams his tongue down her throat in a skit: that's an immediate ass kicking.

That's my scale at least. One is rude and wrong, the other is nasty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (39g3+)

131 you know, as I recall, when Anita Hill claimed that Clarence Thomas had somehow sexually harassed her, something like 80 women who had worked for him offered to testify on his behalf. That's why we're supposed to believe Hill, she said she was sexually harassed, and if Hillary had won, it would probably again be official policy.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (ILitO)

132 2 sets of standards, Judge Moore. You have to abide by.....harsher......rules.

Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (zLDYs)

133 "seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them
"

What the hell does that mean?

If I get the hundreds of people I worked with over the years to say I never groped them, and I've recently, demonstrably groped someone, does that means I'm innocent?

Did the Village Idiots convention think of that line?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (VpIIl)

134 Al Franken is just Brock Turner with glasses.

Posted by: wooga at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (VaOnS)

135 >>seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them



>They sound Hideous.

Well, they're guys, so...

Posted by: Guy talking to Jake from State Farm at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (NYS7S)

136 The rules are now:



Woman accuses REPUBLICAN man of decades-old sexual misdeeds with zero evidence:
guilty. Anyone who questions them hates women and is shaming the
victim. Must resign.



Woman accuses DEMOCRAT man of recent sexual misdeeds with photographic proof: shut up you filthy whore
---
Fixed, for accuracy.

We realize you guys are wallpaper licking mouth breathers, but really. It's simple:

Republican: guilty
Democrat: innocent

/maybe you can write it on your hand, to help you remember? Or get a tattoo?

Posted by: The MFM at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (aT+Bx)

137 So I see Tapper is going over all the Women who accused Trump of sexual somethings before the election.

he was a comedian. That seems to be the go to dodge.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2017 04:36 PM (326rv)

138 108 http://bit.ly/2isFCYB

Leeann Tweeden Video
Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (y3aQB)



Yeah, I bet all of Franken's staffers make her look like a bowser.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:36 PM (YqDXo)

139
116 >>seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them

They sound Hideous.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (QvNX2)


'Twas the khakis that kept him at bay.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:36 PM (O98j8)

140 She was pretty vocal about supporting Bush during the Iraq war. I think part of Franken's motivation was to humiliate someone he perceived as "the other" politically. He's a real POS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (OD2ni)

i absolutely believe this. I think he wanted to exert some sick twisted power over a conservative woman.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:36 PM (VezBU)

141 Why bother defending him? He's from deep blue MN where he'll just be replaced with another liberal shill.

That's what I don't get. The only reason I can think is that he's known, so he has some sense of power. A new guy would be bottom of the rung again, no seniority or status. And it would establish precedent the Dems don't want: doing this gets you out of power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (39g3+)

142 137 So I see Tapper is going over all the Women who accused Trump of sexual somethings before the election.

he was a comedian. That seems to be the go to dodge.

He should try that...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (O2RFr)

143 "So I see Tapper is going over all the Women who accused Trump of sexual somethings before the election..."

Every one of which was proven demonstrably false.

But here we have pictures and an admission of guilt that even Little Jakey Tap my Ass can understand...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (VpIIl)

144 How do you write a whole book about unwanted dick?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (6FqZa)

145 He didn't molest his staffers cuz he would have had to pay them more.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (YV+SU)

146 seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them

Of course, they used to be guys, but that's not the point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

147 108 http://bit.ly/2isFCYB

Leeann Tweeden Video
Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (y3aQB)


You see that fellas? Free reign to grab her tits anytime you see her in public. She made a sexy video, so OPEN SEASON!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (xttKs)

148 >>>55 it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (z2W2E)

So, where are all the women coming out of the woodwork claiming Bob Hope grabbed their tits and rammed his tongue down their throat?

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:24 PM (xttKs)

I think this is a great point.

Posted by: m at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (V+b9T)

149 ... I mean, besides the Qur'an I guess

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (6FqZa)

150 Because you're good enough

You're smart enough

And doggoneit, people like your dick

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (oZ6kz)

151 I did. not. have. sexual. relations. with that girl...Ms Lewinsky.

I did let her lick my cornhole, though...

and that thing with the cigar. I did that.

*Presses Thumb and Bites Lip*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (QvNX2)

152
he was a comedian. That seems to be the go to dodge


Objection - asserts a fact (comedian) for which there is no credible evidence

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (O98j8)

153 >>>Its... like a parody of what they call people that question Moore's accusers. Its the old "accuse them of what you are doing" leftist rule.

LOL LOL LOL!!!

Imagine if Moore's defenders were saying "those young little sluts were dressed like little whores!" This is surreal.

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (q177U)

154 139
116 >>seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them

They sound Hideous.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (QvNX2)

'Twas the khakis that kept him at bay.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:36 PM (O98j


Nah. It was the flannel shirts, overalls, and Birkenstocks that did that. Along with the Wayne Newton haircuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (YqDXo)

155 The whole clown nose on and clown nose off can be applied to Spirit Cooking and Cannibalist "art shows" of Marina Abramovic
She and others claimed in public it was art while in private it was a ritual (two very different meanings and expected outcomes among the participants).

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:38 PM (g4lFK)

156 @141: "That's what I don't get. The only reason I can think is that he's known, so he has some sense of power."

Franken's a celebrity and Democrats are a bunch starfuckers.

Even in Minnesota. Starfuckers, all.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (I/iGu)

157 122 *Clown Nose On*
Grabs Titties
*Clown Nose Off*
Posted by: garrett


Don't forget the horn honking noise.

Posted by: wooga at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (VaOnS)

158 I repost this "willowed" post for two reasons:

1. Because Pixy designated it Post #666.

2. Because reposting it is like saying I banged 50 attractive chicks.


666
569

Does Judge O'Neill tell them, "just lie back and think of Brown vs the Board of Education?"

Not every time. Sometimes he tells them to think about Lawrence v. Texas.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (hKi6n)

159 146 seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them

Of course, they used to be guys, but that's not the point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (YqDXo)


yeah, not when they were awake.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (VezBU)

160 Tapper's number of tweets about Corrupt NJ Senator Menendez are single digits but he goes on and on about Moore. The guy is a waste of space.

He didn't molest his staffers cuz he would have had to pay them more.

Nah, that comes out of the Senate molestation fund.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (39g3+)

161 jake tapper is a fucking tool of the left. how much mish has this fucktard grabbed over the years? cnn, news for the learning impaired.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (KP5rU)

162 How do you write a whole book about unwanted dick?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo



Chapter 1 - Andy

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 04:39 PM (3/f2v)

163
144 How do you write a whole book about unwanted dick?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (6FqZa)


Call Me Caitlyn - out in stores, July 2018!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (O98j8)

164 How do you write a whole book about unwanted dick?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

it's a pop up book. For the kids.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (326rv)

165 @162: "Chapter 1 - Andy"

Chapter 2 - David Spade

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (I/iGu)

166 Well Ivanka said she had no reason to doubt Moore accusers ... which is best interpreted as she is a Democrat coming as close to accusing Moore as possible. She could say she has no reason to doubt Moore.

There are reasons to doubt the accusers ... several facts they got wrong, now the yearbook messing up the DA thing, the one woman claimed she got Moore banned from the mall but that mall manager saying that is also false.

Add in the last minute timing and Gloria Alred and it has all the makings of "Romney did not pay taxes for ten years" or "insurance premiums will go down $2500" or "the subpoenaed emails were all about the wedding and yoga".

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (/aIFg)

167 The Franken thingy is being pushed by the 'rats to set a new standard for elected officials--conduct before office is fair game to take them out--as a predicate to go after Trump. If they get back the House and Senate, they will do it within days.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (g1MTt)

168 How do you write a whole book about unwanted dick?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:37 PM (6FqZa)

Call Me Caitlyn - out in stores, July 2018!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

*golf clap*

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (326rv)

169 "157 122 *Clown Nose On*
Grabs Titties
*Clown Nose Off*
Posted by: garrett

Don't forget the horn honking noise.
Posted by: wooga"


I guess I'll pick up a clown nose on the way home and head to Hooters. I'm immune, right?

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

170 "it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake."

Ever been to a USO show? If you touched the cheesecake you would be home in the brig on an Article 134 so fast you could probably still smell her perfume. And the MP's fist.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:41 PM (VpIIl)

171 If I get the hundreds of people I worked with over the years to say I never groped them, and I've recently, demonstrably groped someone, does that means I'm innocent?

Did the Village Idiots convention think of that line?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:35 PM (VpIIl)



C'mon, Marcus, it's liberal logic. It's of a piece with "not ALL Muslims are terrorists!" Nobody ever said every single effing one was a terrorist. So apparently if Franken didn't molest every woman he ever met in his life, he must be pure as the driven snow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

172 Boy, the penis people are taking a beating lately.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:41 PM (YV+SU)

173
Chapter 2 - David Spade

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:40 PM (I/iGu)


Chapter 3 - Will Ferrell

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:41 PM (xttKs)

174
Have we heard Joe "What Dead Intern?" Scarborough's take on this yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (O98j8)

175
A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal,



I hope someone on the panel then grabbed her tits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

176 now the yearbook messing up the DA thing

There's like 10 things wrong with the Yearbook, not just the DA thing. Its practically a textbook in how not to forge something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)

177 I'm still waiting for the turnabout Amy Klobuchar sex scandal.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (I/iGu)

178 Judge O'Neill reminds me of that old joke about the old guy who crashes the Confessional.

"Father, I have sinned. Last weekend I did the thing with this really hot 24 year old red head [... explicit details] and then her Brasilian roommate showed up and [... REALLY explicit details]"

The priest is, of course, horrified and asks, "why didn't you come by earlier?!"

"Well... I'm Jewish."

"... so why tell ME all this."

"Fuck, man! I'm telling EVERYONE!!"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (6FqZa)

179 172 The penis takes a beating everyday,usualy twice...

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 04:43 PM (LiyEm)

180 Meanwhile, another one of the Clown News Network's reliable clowns thinks it's important that seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them, at least not when they were awake, anyways

========

The number of women Franken did grope is far outweighed by the number of women he did not grope. The ratio rounds off to zero. Not guilty.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 04:43 PM (/qEW2)

181 >>Its practically a textbook in how not to forge something.



Hinky.

Like an Hawaiin Birth Certificate.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:43 PM (QvNX2)

182 But your honor, what about all those people I *didn't* rape?

Literally billions of them! Surely that proves something.

Posted by: Hot new legal defense at November 17, 2017 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)

183 now the yearbook messing up the DA thing

There's like 10 things wrong with the Yearbook, not just the DA thing. Its practically a textbook in how not to forge something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

it requires Courage.

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 17, 2017 04:43 PM (326rv)

184 To Franken's staffers:

Here's a clue, girls. Has anyone ever asked you to perform as the cheesecake in a USO show? Or to pose for Playboy?

Does that perhaps get you to thinking about why Franken may not have molested you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

185 Oh GOOD ARGUMENT!!!! Al Franken didn't play Tune in Tokyo with a dried up mathematician. Therefore he must be innocent...

https://www.linkedin.com/in/karen-saxe-5015038a

Posted by: Orson at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (5QleM)

186 "Have we heard Joe "What Dead Intern?" Scarborough's take on this yet?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:"


A guest should put a clown nose on and grab Mika's big boobs. It's allowed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (OD2ni)

187 Mix in a salad......

*ducks, covers, runs for the door.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (xttKs)


I was entirely unaware that salad would prop up a woman's breasts through menopause. Thank you for that helpful advice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (7UW64)

188 Remember kids, making hypothetical comments about grabbing women with their consent is the crime of the century. Actually grabbing women without their consent is ok though. #Resistance

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (mynhJ)

189 180 Meanwhile, another one of the Clown News Network's reliable clowns thinks it's important that seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them, at least not when they were awake, anyways


And Moore had dozens of religious people attest to his Character including a Rabbi but that doesn't matter

Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (O2RFr)

190 Leann Tweeden: Al Franken is an apple.
CNN panel: No, he's a banana! Banana! Banana!

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (EzdLW)

191 Roy Moore holds presser where numerous colleagues come out as character witnesses and CNN says WHO CARES!!!!!

CNN quickly reports that 7 Franken staffers say "he was a really nice guy and didn't touch me one time!!!" as proof positive the picture wasn't real.

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (xttKs)

192 I'm pretty sure just reading the liberal excuses is giving me migraines. Even the dog is sitting her with a WTF look on his face.

I'm gonna hope most people in America who aren't die hard, mouth breathing leftists see the hypocrisy.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (VpIIl)

193 I actually looked up Gloria Borgia (sic) to see if there wasn't an actual member of the family of that name who had done this stuff.

I knew about Lucretia. You did not want to leave your drink unattended around her. Let's just say.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (6FqZa)

194
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (WE5/U)

195 If I was on one of these panel shows where this stuff came up I'd do just that. I'd bring a clown nose a long, pop it on, say something shocking or outrageous, then pop it off and talk like normal. Put it on, mime grabbing a woman's boobs, then sit back and take it off.

Its okay when I have this on, I can say anything, cause its a joke, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (39g3+)

196 CNN Partisan Shills Spin Clownishly For Molesting Clown Al Franken


Al Franken's IT

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

197 >>Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

>>Anyone know who it is?



Rosa Delauro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (QvNX2)

198 Next murder is ok because it was for art purposes or because it was a joke.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (g4lFK)

199 Waterloo. I was defeated.

Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo

Posted by: Leann Tweeden at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (WHVu+)

200 Mix in a salad......

*ducks, covers, runs for the door.
Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (xttKs)


Heh. I actually had a salad for lunch.

And, yeah, the 1988 model hadn't yet hit 100 pounds so yes I would like that back please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (dEQP3)

201 1977 Yearbook: "To my good friend and the best piece of ass I almost had" signed "Roy Moore, future Senatorial candidate in 2017"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

202 Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Say it ain't so, Ron.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (398bZ)

203
I knew about Lucretia. You did not want to leave your drink unattended around her. Let's just say.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (6FqZa)

Considering how her brother, father and uncle treated her, I'm not surprised she acted out in that way. She was trying to stay alive in a sea of sharks.

But I wouldn't drink anything she gave me, either.

Posted by: moki at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (V+V48)

204 I was entirely unaware that salad would prop up a woman's breasts through menopause. Thank you for that helpful advice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 04:44 PM (7UW64)


Arugula is MAGIC!!!

Posted by: Baroke Insane Owebama at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (xttKs)

205 I was entirely unaware that salad would prop up a woman's breasts through menopause.

You cut a head of lettuce in half and shove each half under a breast, I guess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (39g3+)

206 I'm waiting to here what Bill and Hillary Clinton have to say on this. Maybe a seance with Ted Kennedy.

That's generally my moral compass.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (VpIIl)

207 @174: "Have we heard Joe "What Dead Intern?" Scarborough's take on this yet?"

The worst (best) part is that Trump likely guessed and teased both Joe and Mika about sleeping with each other before either of them were willing to admit it.

Nothing else can explain why Joe and Mika slobbered Trump's knob during the primary and so quickly turned on him after he won.

Weird personal shit between the three of them.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (I/iGu)

208 "Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer"


If its Diane Feinstein, I hope there's no pics. Yuck.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (OD2ni)

209 197 >>Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

>>Anyone know who it is?

Rosa Delauro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (QvNX2)


She wishes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

210 Does this mean we can go back to being the party of grab ass ??

Posted by: sofa saver at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (4u7kU)

211
Rosa Delauro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (QvNX2)


Ugh, but CongressXX

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (O98j8)

212
194
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?
-----------------
Pelosi gets fingered?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (YV+SU)

213 ...so I said, "You should put some ice on that!"
Thank you! Try the veal and tip your waitress! Good night everybody!

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at November 17, 2017 04:48 PM (O5Q3r)

214 Blumenthal has been accused.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:48 PM (a0IVu)

215 Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Mike Cernovich was promising Big Things last night. To the amusement of the Ten Mile Pickle Richard here.

Which isn't to say that Wynona's Restraining Order is wrong.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:48 PM (6FqZa)

216 194
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (WE5/U)

My top 3 are
1. Marco Robio
2. Tim Kaine
3. Sid Blum...

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (g4lFK)

217 A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal,


I hope someone on the panel then grabbed her tits.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (oVJmc)"
I'm dying here. Help.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (VpIIl)

218 I haven't been keeping up. Has anyone dubbed Franken "der GropenFuhrer" yet? Because that should totally be his sobriquet in the AOSHQ style guide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (oPNmq)

219 "A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal, because he was a comedian, and as we know from Louis CK, comedians have special license to jerk off in front of women and/or grope them as they sleep."
...............

lol, Ace. The first sentence.

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (HgMAr)

220
And, yeah, the 1988 model hadn't yet hit 100 pounds so yes I would like that back please.

Yeah, but weren't you like 3'6"?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (WE5/U)

221 Richard Blumenthal?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

222 I remember it like it was yesterday, my own sexual assault episode.

July 29, 1974. I was just hanging out in London, minding my own business when she grabbed me with both hands and shoved me in her mouth, hard. I felt like I was trapped in a vise or if you will, a sandwich. Then she went to work on me with her mouth, pumping up and down like a piston in a P-51 Mustang's engine. All teeth and tongue she was. A real beast. Then she swallowed, and I held on for dear life as she pumped her throat muscles with full force. But I held on, Boy! I really held on. She then grunted, fell over and flopped around on the floor like a trout. But I had won. Yes, I showed her who was boss.

Posted by: Ham In Mama Cass's Samwich at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (nUkMr)

223 Mark Warner?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (YV+SU)

224 Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Say it ain't so, Ron.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (398bZ)


How many times did Drudge have up stories about that porn guy that was accused of rape? James Deen or whomever.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (xttKs)

225 "214 Blumenthal has been accused.
Posted by: IC"


Well at least he has a reputation for being truthful about his past.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (OD2ni)

226 >>Richard Blumenthal?


You are gonna love his Dick.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (QvNX2)

227 Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.



Are we no longer doing phrasing?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (3/f2v)

228 214 Blumenthal has been accused.

No. Freaking. Way.

DICK "Stolen Valor" Blumenthal? That guy?

Oh please please PLEASE be so...

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (NYS7S)

229 Linda Flores has accussed Sen Blumenthal of doing something to her from almost 40 years ago, if I understand the tweets correctly. When they worked in the same law firm.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (a0IVu)

230
Dick "Bloomin' Onion" Blumenthal? The guy whose experience "in country" consisted of staffing Toys for Tots donation centers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (O98j8)

231 >>>Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Um...isn't that basically his job?

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (q177U)

232 209 197 >>Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

>>Anyone know who it is?

Rosa Delauro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (QvNX2)

She made me feel her through her pantires

Posted by: John Merrick at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (4u7kU)

233 Can you imagine finding out Pelosi was the "life" of the party, so to speak.

Actually strike that. It's heading towards dinner time.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (VpIIl)

234 Blumenthal should be forgiven,poor guy has PTSD from pretending to be in 'Nam...

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (LiyEm)

235 A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal,

I hope someone on the panel then grabbed her tits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:42 PM (oVJmc)"
.............

Wouldn't they have to reach under the table?

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (HgMAr)

236 I'd do her with her glasses on, or off. Doesn't matter, is that wrong? You know if they told me that was wrong when I started here......

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (6Ll1u)

237 190 Leann Tweeden: Al Franken is an apple.
CNN panel: No, he's a banana! Banana! Banana!

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 04:45 PM (EzdLW)

With a greasy black peel.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (7UW64)

238 Richard Blumenthal?

Yeah Woman on Twitter called him out about his BS about Roy Moore & mentioned it

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (y3aQB)

239 Sheldon Whitehouse?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (YV+SU)

240 Has CNN's Brook Baldwin chimed in?

Just the word "boob" sends her into a tizzy. I mean, seeing Al Franken's claws on another woman's chest must enrage her, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (PY9jH)

241 I would buy the popcorn for Blumenthal

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 04:51 PM (aC6Sd)

242 I was entirely unaware that salad would prop up a woman's breasts through menopause. Thank you for that helpful advice.

Posted by: tcn in AK

It's in the dressing.

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (326rv)

243 Blumenthal, the Stolen Valor dickhead?

This is my shocked face. Well, okay, you can't see my shocked face. But it is, I assure you, shocked. I might even have blinked.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (6FqZa)

244 her emails (Flores) make it sound like he (Blumenthal) raped her multiple times when she was an intern.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (a0IVu)

245 >>>>"it was a USO tour, IIRC. Standard to bring a little cheesecake."

Ever
been to a USO show? If you touched the cheesecake you would be home in
the brig on an Article 134 so fast you could probably still smell her
perfume. And the MP's fist.
.
.
.You couldn't even get close enough to the cheesecake to touch it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (+Dllb)

246 Somebody needs to accuse John Kerry of molestation, saying the incident was seared - seared, mind you - into her memory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (YqDXo)

247 229 Linda Flores has accussed Sen Blumenthal of doing something to her from almost 40 years ago, if I understand the tweets correctly. When they worked in the same law firm.
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (a0IV

In country, no doubt

Posted by: see me, touch me at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (4u7kU)

248 218 I haven't been keeping up. Has anyone dubbed Franken "der GropenFuhrer" yet? Because that should totally be his sobriquet in the AOSHQ style guide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (oPNmq)



Ace declared him Gropey McTonguerape. So I think that wins.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (z/Ubi)

249 seems to me Congress critters need those pamphlets
European countries hand out to muslim refugees - picture guides to what
is rape, harrasemetn, etc


Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

I guess that poor Syrian chap at the Berlin Zoo didn't get his. Or he would have known it's OK to rape nubile young blonde German girls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (oPNmq)

250 "My top 3 are
1. Marco Robio
2. Tim Kaine
3. Sid Blum..."


Not that it means everything, but Rubio has a pretty hot wife with big boobs. Not him.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)

251 216 194
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM (WE5/U)

My top 3 are
1. Marco Robio
2. Tim Kaine
3. Sid Blum...
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (g4lFK)

What do I win?

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (g4lFK)

252
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.


In my perfect world it'll be John McCain

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (lKyWE)

253 "214 Blumenthal has been accused.

Posted by: IC"
"

The headlines write themselves;

"I Was Assaulted by Dick"

"Dick, Accused of Assault"

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (VpIIl)

254 Al Franken was a comedian? All I ever saw was the creepy Smalley guy - not funny.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (oAlzZ)

255 Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

Anyone know who it is?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:46 PM


Liz Warren. (I denounce myself)

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (aHLmf)

256
Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.


Tim Kaine. Little Cindy Lu Who has him dead to rights. "It wasn't only his heart that grew three sizes that day," she sobbed to reporters.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (O98j8)

257 Lighten up on Dick "dick" Blumenthal.

That winter working on Toys for Tots is seared into his mind. Seared.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (PY9jH)

258 >>>66

She should have her own network news show.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (cAXIk)

I'm liking her a lot.

Posted by: m at November 17, 2017 04:53 PM (V+b9T)

259 Looks like Blumenthal might be next up to be in the hot seat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+)

260 231 >>>Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Um...isn't that basically his job?
Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 04:50 PM (q177U)



For him if there is video evidence then it's not proof.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:54 PM (z/Ubi)

261 Sid.... Dick. Easy to confuse.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:54 PM (g4lFK)

262 If you can't tell your Sid from your Dick.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 04:55 PM (7UW64)

263 261 Sid.... Dick. Easy to confuse.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:54 PM (g4lFK)



The difference is that no one calls Dick a "Sid."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

264 You couldn't even get close enough to the cheesecake to touch it.

Hey, man I saw the director's cut of Apocalypse Now, they were all hookers!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:55 PM (39g3+)

265 1. Marco Robio


Only if it involves a park or Wash Ave

Posted by: see me, touch me at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (4u7kU)

266 http://bit.ly/2hGHj7k

Tweet from Woman accusing Dick Blumenthal

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (y3aQB)

267 the Clown News Network
...........

You misspelled Nose

Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (HgMAr)

268 I earned my nickname honestly.

Posted by: Dangerous Dick Blumenthal at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (326rv)

269
All those senators look alike anyway. How do you tell them apart?



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (4XCge)

270 Ace has a poll up on his twitter. For the ladies.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (z/Ubi)

271 These guys always protect each other. They see the rest of us as an inferior race.

Posted by: Jihadi at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (yhzDg)

272 "You couldn't even get close enough to the cheesecake to touch it.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (+Dllb)"
Let me tell you about some of the 31b's I know brother...I wouldn't trust them with my bad of Cheetos.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (VpIIl)

273 So according to Dems I get one free grope......Looks around....rubs hands together in evil fashion........Hmmmm......

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (aHLmf)

274 All those senators look alike anyway. How do you tell them apart?

By smell?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (6FqZa)

275 I will happily identify as a comedian if it gives me license to squeeze Leeann Tweeden's magnificent breasts and French kiss her.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (bD2SM)

276 Yeah, but weren't you like 3'6"?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 04:49 PM (WE5/U)


No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (dEQP3)

277 You've got to love the way this is playing out. Imagine the scene at DNC HQ:

"For Christ's sake, feather the sexual harassment shit! They're killing us with it! We've got to come up with another bullshit tack that they won't stick up our asses in the next news cycle!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

278 The best answer to anything Democrats say from now on is to simply post that photo of Senator Handsy being handsy.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 04:58 PM (3myMJ)

279 I mentioned in the previous thread that Murderin' Joe Scarborough actually has a Christmas album coming out, "Drumpf Christmas."

You won't believe who the songs mock. Talk about the war on Christmas.

Trump is living rent-free in Joe's tiny little mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:58 PM (PY9jH)

280 273 So according to Dems I get one free grope......Looks around....rubs hands together in evil fashion........Hmmmm......
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (aHLmf)



Just remember that Gushka and Tammy both have husbands than could probably rip out your spleen bare handed.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:58 PM (z/Ubi)

281 Is that one free grope per woman?

Posted by: MAGA at November 17, 2017 04:58 PM (b2MDE)

282 "No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (dEQP3)"Unpossible. We were told you were a midget. Excuse me, height challenged.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:59 PM (VpIIl)

283
No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (dEQP3)



Is that current height?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:59 PM (z/Ubi)

284 Is that one free grope per woman?
---

You have to grope them once, to find out if they like it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (4XCge)

285 AtC any pictures from back than?Maybe in a cheerleader outfit...

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (LiyEm)

286 243 Blumenthal, the Stolen Valor dickhead?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
______

Dick "Stolen Valor" Blumental or Dick "Stolen Honor" Blumenthal?

Both a floor wax and a dessert topping?

Posted by: Furious George at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (j+dfT)

287
No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet.

So you're pretty much doll-size with bright red hair.
Are you, by chance, Raggedy Ann?





Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (WE5/U)

288 I'm trying to picture the CO who had to ask which one of his pilots who drew the cock pick in the sky. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (aHLmf)

289 Joe Scarborough is just bitter because his husband is bitter.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (LaZum)

290 My mother was five feet tall. She was a sweetie, but you did NOT want to mess with her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (PY9jH)

291 Al Franken was a comedian? All I ever saw was the creepy Smalley guy - not funny.

--

Saturday Night Live, circa '75. Franken and Davis. On stage. Davis slapping a wet, soaked sponge onto Franken's face, whose head was wrapped in bandages because he had a "brain tumor" and needed to be revived every 30 seconds. See, isn't that just hilarious?!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 17, 2017 05:01 PM (mQ0Mc)

292
Who had Raggedy Ann and Andy dolls when they were kids?

One of my sisters did.

She also had Tumbelina.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 17, 2017 05:01 PM (WE5/U)

293 Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Say it ain't so, Ron.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (398bZ)


That disgusting pig thought it was okay to stick his dirty fingers up the ____ of any woman wearing a dress at any event. I'm not a fan of sexual assault, whatever profession the woman is involved in.

Low class stuff. Actually kind of lower than low.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:01 PM (ajiE5)

294
Dick Blumenthal, Eliot Spitzer's only slightly less creepy brother from another mother?

OT: If I were an ornithologist and were I to discover a new species of Swallow, I would assert my naming rights and insist on naming it "Spitzer's Swallow".

Thank you very much!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2017 05:02 PM (pNxlR)

295 I just measured my coat. It's five-feet too!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

296 CNN Partisan Shills Spin Clownishly For Molesting Clown Al Franken

Who the hell would want to molest Al Franken?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

297 I conquered coke weenie! Send $20 for my exclusive How To book.

Posted by: Sen. Al Smalleye at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (HgMAr)

298 293 Porn star Ron Jeremey is now accussed of rape and harassment.

Say it ain't so, Ron.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 17, 2017 04:47 PM (398bZ)

That disgusting pig thought it was okay to stick his dirty fingers up the ____ of any woman wearing a dress at any event. I'm not a fan of sexual assault, whatever profession the woman is involved in.

Low class stuff. Actually kind of lower than low.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:01 PM (ajiE5)


A porn actor not the soul of propriety? Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

299 No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet"

Aw, isn't that cute. She thinks she's five feet...

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (MINbv)

300 289 Joe Scarborough is just bitter because his husband is bitter.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 17, 2017 05:00 PM (LaZum)

And has a much bigger dick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

301 282 "No, I had reached my awesome height of five whole feet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 04:57 PM (dEQP3)"Unpossible. We were told you were a midget. Excuse me, height challenged.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:59 PM (VpIIl)

What's wrong with 5 foot tall? The way the Horde acts I thought you were 4 foot 5 tops.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (g4lFK)

302 owie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.

------

Gillinbrand?

Posted by: MAGA at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (b2MDE)

303 Who would of thought that Woody Allen's "son" was the one to cause such a shitstorm? After calling him a newbie lightweight, he went out and did the story that others covered up. Maybe he is Frank's kid.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (6Ll1u)

304 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)

305 Well, this is a particularly uplifting thread. Jeez, the roll'n'lol.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (14URa)

306 The best is gonna be when they soft-soap Franken in one segment then turn around and blast trump in the next

Posted by: Traddy the plumber at November 17, 2017 05:05 PM (GSJcT)

307
I earned my nickname honestly.
Posted by: Dangerous Dick Blumenthal


In Viet Nam

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 05:05 PM (IqV8l)

308 304 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
________

Hater.

Posted by: Furious George at November 17, 2017 05:05 PM (j+dfT)

309 Ron Jeremy is worth a couple of million I believe. Bye bye millionaire status Ron.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (g4lFK)

310 Can't find anything about Blumenthal on Bing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

311 I have no earthly idea how I managed to attract WeaselWoman, but having managed to stumble into that deal, I sure as holy hell would never do anything to jeopardize it. Like squeezing other women's girl parts.

Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (Sfs6o)

312 unaccompanied children" program"

Well, depends on what "children" means.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (MINbv)

313 Gene Simmons banned from Fox:

"Simmons showed up on the 14th floor to do a book-plugging interview with FoxNews.com's entertainment section, but instead barged in on a staff meeting uninvited.

"Hey chicks, sue me!" he shouted, and then pulled open his red velvet shirt to reveal his chest and belly, according to the source. Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck.
*********************


Posted by: SoSueMe genuine native American at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (V86aL)

314 Who is this Blumenthal Dick?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (3myMJ)

315 304 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


He meant "unaccompanied by their parole officers."

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

316 Howie Carr is hinting that another senator is about to become fingered.
............

Ooh! Ooh! *waves hands in air*

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (HgMAr)

317 A porn actor not the soul of propriety? Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:03 PM (YqDXo)


Yeah, but you'd think he'd be able to separate reality from fantasy. Fantasy is before the camera. Both parties being paid for the performance. Reality is on the convention floor.

The inability to separate reality from fantasy is going to end him up in jail.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (ajiE5)

318 265 1. Marco Robio


Only if it involves a park or Wash Ave
Posted by: see me, touch me at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (4u7kU)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (g4lFK)

319 That disgusting pig thought it was okay to stick his dirty fingers up the ____ of any woman wearing a dress at any event. I'm not a fan of sexual assault, whatever profession the woman is involved in.

Low class stuff. Actually kind of lower than low.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:01 PM (ajiE5)


Penetration is rape.

BuhBye, creep. Have fun in prison.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (7UW64)

320 Would the OMB be responsible for the slush fund?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (AXqh8)

321 Yeah, but you'd think he'd be able to separate reality from fantasy. Fantasy is before the camera. Both parties being paid for the performance. Reality is on the convention floor.

The inability to separate reality from fantasy is going to end him up in jail.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:07 PM (ajiE5)



C'mon, he's a method actor. Probably studied under Lee Strasberg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

322 "Gene Simmons banned from Fox:"

If McCartney did the same stuff they'd all talk about how cute it was. "He's such a scamp!"

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (3myMJ)

323 79 "is she a conservative? "

Dad and husband are USAF. And she likes to shoot, And she did USO tours.

I'd know how I'd bet
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 04:27 PM (cAXIk)


She claims to be a fiscal conservative on Wiki. I zoomed into the chest area of one of her photos there--to see her necklace, obviously--and it had a B-17 pendant on it. I think i'm in love.

Posted by: Keith at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (USf3s)

324 Ha ha. Juan Williams spinning for Baggage Handler #2, on The Five. He was busted and had to settle on a sex harassment charge 15 years ago.

Posted by: redenzo at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (5wSNN)

325 All those senators look alike anyway. How do you tell them apart?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 04:56 PM (4XCge)


Swab the stains, then run DNA tests.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (EzdLW)

326 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.

They must've dreamed of being in a violent street game in America. Who are we to judge?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (O5Q3r)

327 Me thinks they do protest too much, no?

Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 17, 2017 05:08 PM (JZJ9v)

328
Ron Jeremy is worth a couple of million I believe. Bye bye millionaire status Ron.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (g4lFK)


I don't think so. I see him a lot and he drives an old beat up Toyota, he's also short and very dumpy looking.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (lKyWE)

329 313 Gene Simmons banned from Fox:

"Simmons showed up on the 14th floor to do a book-plugging interview with FoxNews.com's entertainment section, but instead barged in on a staff meeting uninvited.

"Hey chicks, sue me!" he shouted, and then pulled open his red velvet shirt to reveal his chest and belly, according to the source. Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck.
*********************


Posted by: SoSueMe genuine native American at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (V86aL)

Man knows how to deliver an encore

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (g4lFK)

330 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.

I'm surprised it's only a third of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (YqDXo)

331 I take offense that you call CNN the Clown News Network. lol

Posted by: Bozo at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (D545H)

332 I don't think so. I see him a lot and he drives an old beat up Toyota, he's also short and very dumpy looking.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (lKyWE)


Apparently degeneracy weighs heavily on a guy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (7UW64)

333 have any of Moores accusers made a sworn statement?

Posted by: Avi at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (V0HI0)

334 Here's the thing. And I say this as someone who lived in LA from the age of about 23 until last month. If you are shocked by ANY of this, you need to get out more. It's just local custom.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (14URa)

335 313 Gene Simmons banned from Fox:

"Simmons showed up on the 14th floor to do a book-plugging interview with FoxNews.com's entertainment section, but instead barged in on a staff meeting uninvited.

"Hey chicks, sue me!" he shouted, and then pulled open his red velvet shirt to reveal his chest and belly, according to the source. Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck.


Now if he'd done at CNN or MSNBC, that could be some truly epic video.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (YqDXo)

336 250----Not that it means everything, but Rubio has a pretty hot wife with big boobs. Not him.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)
-------------------------
Sorry. That means NOTHING.
But I suspect it's someone who hasn't been subject to as much op research.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (0jtPF)

337 328
Ron Jeremy is worth a couple of million I believe. Bye bye millionaire status Ron.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (g4lFK)


I don't think so. I see him a lot and he drives an old beat up Toyota, he's also short and very dumpy looking.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (lKyWE)

That's how he saved up to millionaire status. By being the cheapest most frugal fuck the world has ever known.

There was a story written about it years ago.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (g4lFK)

338 Swab the stains, then run DNA tests"
Won't work. Like West Virginia, there's not enough different DNA...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (MINbv)

339 Only 7 who say he didn't grope them?

What about the rest of his co-workers? Obviously, he must have groped them.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 17, 2017 05:12 PM (o7l6R)

340 Mike Thernovich ith mithing another thuthpenth date. I thwrar thome guyth are tho dithappointing!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:12 PM (QbqXy)

341 There was a book written about guys like Jeremy.

"The Millionaire Next Door In The Cardboard Box"

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 05:13 PM (3myMJ)

342
There was a story written about it years ago.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (g4lFK)


Wouldn't be the first guy like that I guess.


Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:13 PM (lKyWE)

343 336 250----Not that it means everything, but Rubio has a pretty hot wife with big boobs. Not him.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:52 PM (OD2ni)
-------------------------
Sorry. That means NOTHING.
But I suspect it's someone who hasn't been subject to as much op research.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (0jtPF)

Plus the rumors came out during the primary that he met his wife at the infamous south beach bubble parties where nude men would frolic in a pool filled with bubbles and women would watch the acts from above.

Hence Chris Christie calling him bubble boy.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (g4lFK)

344 I don't think so. I see him a lot and he drives an old beat up Toyota, he's also short and very dumpy looking.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:09 PM (lKyWE)


You're being generous. I believe, based on what a friend told me, he's the ugliest porn star ever. Doesn't he even own a mirror?

I mean he's like the islamists over in Europe who think it's perfectly okay to molest women.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (ajiE5)

345 Ghostrider this is VooDoo1 requesting a penis drawing.....

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (aHLmf)

346 116 >>seven of Al Franken's staffers say he did not grope them
They sound Hideous.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 04:32 PM (QvNX2)

Hey Scooter, that's my line.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (Jj+59)

347 "Hey chicks, sue me!" he shouted, and then pulled
open his red velvet shirt to reveal his chest and belly, according to
the source. Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes,
and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive
comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound
their heads made when struck.

*********************


Posted by: SoSueMe genuine native American at November 17, 2017 05:06 PM (V86aL)


Hell, Gene once propositioned Terry Gross during an interview on Fresh Air.

Talk about taking one for the team, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 05:15 PM (2K6fY)

348 It's 5:20PM. Have you molested a women today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:15 PM (SjImc)

349 I predict many Leeann posters on bedroom walls

Like Farrah Fawcett in the 70s

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (ntWkQ)

350 Is it just me or is Juan getting stupider by the minute?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (SjImc)

351 Mutht be pwactithing hith guwilla mindthet...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (QbqXy)

352 #Metoo. Unless you're one of those icky conservative bitches, then you deserve the molestin'!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (aHLmf)

353 Mike Thernovich ith mithing another thuthpenth date. I thwrar thome guyth are tho dithappointing!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:12 PM (QbqXy)

Please translate in non Shareblue tactics.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (g4lFK)

354 Fox banned Gene Simmons? Sheesh. I wish they'd ban Shremp. I like Gene. The other one not so much.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (lwiT4)

355
That's how he saved up to millionaire status. By being the cheapest most frugal fuck the world has ever known.


It's not like he has to spend money to get women.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

356 Here's the thing. And I say this as someone who lived in LA from the age of about 23 until last month. If you are shocked by ANY of this, you need to get out more. It's just local custom.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2017 05:10 PM (14URa)
*********************

Six years in LA. Damn.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2017 05:17 PM (V86aL)

357 Gene Simmons a rocker who painted his face and did drugs is acting juvenile? The hell you say

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:17 PM (SjImc)

358 Has Don Lemon cried yet (today?)

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:17 PM (aHLmf)

359 You're being generous. I believe, based on what a friend told me, he's the ugliest porn star ever. Doesn't he even own a mirror?

I mean he's like the islamists over in Europe who think it's perfectly okay to molest women.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (ajiE5


He was in a bit better shape in the 70's than he is now, where his shape is round. Apparently the only thing he molested more than women over the years is the Kraft Services tables.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 05:17 PM (z/Ubi)

360 Ron Jeremy and Gene Simmons started out as HS teachers

True shit

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (ntWkQ)

361 Please translate in non Shareblue tactics.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (g4lFK)


Cernovitch has a speech impediment that the never-Trumpers like to make fun of.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (yzxic)

362 has Jones commented yet as to whether Franke and Blumenthal should resign?

Posted by: Avi at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (V0HI0)

363 I dunno BSG, the joke fell flat the last couple of times. Gonna keep trying or give it up as a loss?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (2K6fY)

364 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)

So not Dreamers, but livin' the Dream anyway?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (oPNmq)

365 I keep getting Gene Simmons mixed up with the exercise guy with weird hair wearing short shorts....

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (a0IVu)

366 Gene Simmons never even drank.

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (LiyEm)

367 -
--

It's 5:20PM. Have you molested a women today?


Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2017 05:15 PM

----------------

Sybil?

Posted by: irright at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (pMGkg)

368 "is she a conservative? "

Dad and husband are USAF. And she likes to shoot, And she did USO tours.

I'd know how I'd bet
Posted by: Ignoramus"

She was pretty vocal about supporting Bush during the Iraq war. I think part of Franken's motivation was to humiliate someone he perceived as "the other" politically. He's a real POS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2017 04:34 PM (OD2ni)


========

I don't doubt it, but in that case it would have been nice for her to have come forward during his 2008 campaign and spare the nation his terms.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (/qEW2)

369 Gene Simmons fought in the Mossad. True or False.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (lwiT4)

370 >>>Cernovitch has a speech impediment that the never-Trumpers like to make fun of.

Them too?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (QbqXy)

371 Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (g4lFK)

He thinks he is Cool, But really just a Room Temperature IQ Window Licker

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (y3aQB)

372 You're being generous. I believe, based on what a friend told me,
he's the ugliest porn star ever. Doesn't he even own a mirror?


Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:14 PM (ajiE5





There's a reason his nickname is "The Hedgehog".

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (yzxic)

373 Gene Simmons fought in the Mossad. True or False.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (lwiT4)


I think false but his mom was a death camp survivor.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 05:20 PM (2K6fY)

374 Ugh.

Out.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 17, 2017 05:20 PM (3myMJ)

375 I think false but his mom was a death camp survivor.


Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2017 05:20 PM (2K6fY)
===============

Yes, I remember that now.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:20 PM (lwiT4)

376 365 I keep getting Gene Simmons mixed up with the exercise guy with weird hair wearing short shorts....




Richard Simmons.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:21 PM (3/f2v)

377 >>>He thinks he is Cool, But really just a Room Temperature IQ Window Licker

Random Capitalizations are Clearly a sign of a Higher Intellect.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:21 PM (QbqXy)

378 I believe was born in Israel.

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 05:22 PM (LiyEm)

379
I've actually read that the porn 'actresses' demand (and receive) twice their normal rate of pay to be in a scene with ol' Ron.

His nickname is 'Hedgehog' iirc. Or Warthog. Nothing very affirmative.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 05:22 PM (ajiE5)

380
Richard Simmons.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:21 PM (3/f2v)


Another guy who has been accused of molesting young males

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:22 PM (lKyWE)

381 I keep getting Gene Simmons mixed up with the exercise guy with weird hair wearing short shorts....

She was great in "Spartacus".

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 05:22 PM (O5Q3r)

382 I believe was born in Israel.

Yep His real Name is Chaim Witz

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (y3aQB)

383 Is that current height?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:59 PM (z/Ubi)


Yes. Anyone who says otherwise is a lying liar.

And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (dEQP3)

384 Mike Thernovich ith mithing another thuthpenth date. I thwrar thome guyth are tho dithappointing!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:12 PM (QbqXy)

You're mumbling again, Sonny. Spit that dick out, and start over.

Posted by: BSG guy's Mom at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (oPNmq)

385 The poor porn stars that actually had to bang Ron Jeremy truly earned their money. I mean I would think cleaning out septic tanks would be more enjoyable. Ish.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (aHLmf)

386 Another guy who has been accused of molesting young males

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 05:22 PM (lKyWE)
================

Noooooo! I'm - I'm flabbergasted!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (lwiT4)

387 ***snicker***

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 05:24 PM (QbqXy)

388 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 05:24 PM (O5Q3r)

389 So creepy.
So Soviet.

*invokes the "5 o' clock Somewhere" rule; opens a beer*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 17, 2017 05:24 PM (Ktb8D)

390 Gene Simmons molested Lois Griffin.




https://youtu.be/RR5aljFSaME

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 05:24 PM (yzxic)

391 383 Is that current height?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:59 PM (z/Ubi)

Yes. Anyone who says otherwise is a lying liar.

And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 05:23 PM (dEQP3)



Do you bring your stepstool with you to the DMV?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (z/Ubi)

392 The Blumenthal story looks like it might be a hoax.

Posted by: m at November 17, 2017 05:26 PM (V+b9T)

393 And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.
Posted by: alexthechick



:-(

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (3/f2v)

394 383

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (LiyEm)

395 89 There, I said it and I feel so much better now. Oh, and she was extremely attractive to boot.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 17, 2017 04:29 PM (7+m9y)


They all look good when you're only 5 years old.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (o7l6R)

396 So new rules rape, grope, molest rules:
Must touch only one tit of sleeping woman.
Dominican Republic 13 yo are fair game.
If you don't f!ck an actress on your couch, someone else will.
Better puts some ice on that cures rape.
Jacking off in front of others while telling jokes.
Dead secretaries are not much fun.
Interns hymens are made for breaking.
Interns mouth are made dicks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2017 05:29 PM (0W8QL)

397 Good. Let the Usual Suspects defend him.

Let the Congress give him a slap on the wrist.

It will mean Roy Moore will win, and win easily.

Most people aren't paying attention to politics, but they do have an innate sense of what is FAIR. Unequal treatment is part of the reason Hillary lost, and Trump won.

Every week that passes that this unfair treatment is obvious is another week that people who barely pay attention start to see the bias. And start to question what they are told by their "betters".

So GO! Defend him. Give him a pass. PLEASE.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at November 17, 2017 05:31 PM (LDV7V)

398 My Mom wanted me to be a comedian.

Posted by: Phildirt at November 17, 2017 05:32 PM (pw0qI)

399 371 Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:16 PM (g4lFK)

He thinks he is Cool, But really just a Room Temperature IQ Window Licker
Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 05:19 PM (y3aQB)

Never cared about being cool. IQ is 140. Interesting that you reply when I bring up Shareblue using thief tactics as well.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 05:40 PM (g4lFK)

400 Circle the wagons. All the non Playboy Playmate type women who worked for Al say he never hit on him. Although he's a foolish little shmuck at least he didn't hit on the ugly ones.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 17, 2017 05:44 PM (Sda6L)

401 304 Apparently a full third of the MS-13 gang bangers arrested came into the US under Obama's "unaccompanied children" program.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)


Oh really? In that case, I hereby order them released immediately on their own recognizance.

Posted by: some Hawaiian judge at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (5sQ8t)

402 I like my Frankenfurters medium well thank you.

Burp.

Posted by: Joey Jprdan Salbury at November 17, 2017 05:54 PM (LilNs)

403
Sung to the tune of "How do you solve a problem like Maria" From the sound of Music:He'll ram his tongue right down your throat,When supposed to fake a kiss.His fingers like to roam and rushWhen your in sleeping bliss,And when you call him on it,He'll answer just like this:Why can't you take a joke your just so silly!How do solve a problem like Al Franken?How do you make it all go away?The media likes to say,Al really ought to stay,We can't have him damage our Democrat brand:How do solve a problem like Al Franken!...How do you keep his senate seat,In our hands...

Some days I'm just inspired.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at November 17, 2017 05:58 PM (HPNqc)

404 Difference to CNN between Democratic offenders and Republican ones: CNN will search for people to exonerate the Democrat, but try to find more people to accuse the Republican.

Posted by: MW at November 17, 2017 06:07 PM (wNx6K)

405 Any takers on a bet Blumenthal used this opportunity to anonymously "self-report" to trick people into believing he has actually touched a woman? Clearly, everyone saw through the hoax...

Posted by: American at November 17, 2017 06:10 PM (ymyTW)

406 And, yes, I was a cheerleader, and, no, you can't have pics.

Posted by: alexthechick

:-(
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 05:27 PM (3/f2v)

Fixed for accuracy.( * Y * )

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (mJ8mX)

407 A panel featuring Gloria Borger asserts this was no big deal, because he was a comedian

So, what? When Trump got caught on a hot mic in the Access Hollywood recording, he wasn't a politician, either. He was a game show personality, and there are no moral standards for those, and it was just words, not an actual groping of an actual woman, so why was the tape as bad as the Holocaust in the eyes of the Left?

The only difference is that, while conservatives have principles, liberals have tactics.

Posted by: Socratease at November 17, 2017 06:50 PM (FqHs5)

408 You meant 'SUPER good at The Thinking' Ace.

Posted by: Abiss at November 17, 2017 07:09 PM (L6Zpd)

409 Lay back and think of Planned Parenthood.

- CNN

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 17, 2017 07:13 PM (6n332)

410 Why are most reporters Press-byterian?

Posted by: Minerva at November 17, 2017 08:15 PM (i6uMt)

Ohio State Supreme Court Justice and Current Candidate for Governor Speaks Up for All Franken, Saying "I've F***ed 50 Women"

He didn't say that. He said had sex with or whatever.

He also said he calls his dick "Rusty the Bailiff."

No he didn't.

But he did say these things.

Ohio Supreme Court Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic candidate for governor, apparently trying to head off any criticisms from his opponents, revealed what he says are his sexual escapades over the years on a Facebook post.

A post on O'Neill's official Facebook said he was speaking up "on behalf of all heterosexual males" after allegations against Democratic U.S. Sen. Al Franken came to light Thursday. O'Neill, a Chagrin Falls native, said he had been "sexually intimate" with "approximately 50 very attractive females."

O'Neill said he was disappointed by the "national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions decades ago" and wanted to focus on the issues like legalizing marijuana and addressing opioid addiction. Over the last several weeks, numerous allegations of predatory sexual behavior against powerful men have come to light.

In his post, O'Neill went into detail about two of his sexual relationships, including one with a woman he said was a personal secretary to U.S. Sen. Robert Taft Sr. who was his "first true love," and a "drop dead gorgeous red head who was a senior adviser to Peter Lewis at Progressive Insurance in Cleveland."

In an interview with cleveland.com, O'Neill confirmed he wrote the post and defended Franken.

O'Neill also defended Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore, who is facing allegations of sexual harassment from seven women, including molesting a 14-year-old girl.

" Roy Moore apparently seems to be a challenged individual when it comes to morality," O'Neill said. "I think that's very, very clear. He's been convicted of nothing and he's never had the opportunity to defend himself and that violates due process in America. The media is about to determine the election of a United States Senate campaign."

American politics are getting Trumpy in the most unexpected places, and I'm not sure that's all bad. I didn't really need to know about this self-conceived Lothario's cocksmanship, but then, I also didn't really need the pretend-virginal sanctimony about everything having to do with sex.

It's strange he's using (assumedly) consensual sexual revelations as part of his defense of Al Franken's non-consensual sex assault, and of Moore's alleged (alleged) touching of girls too young to consent. But the point about due process and elemental fairness is sound enough.

He got a lot of this type of criticism:

There's a very serious conversation going on right now in this country about sexual harassment and @BillForOhio's crass post is ill-timed and dismissive at best. We have to be better than this. https://t.co/Ee1p9q9pc0

-- Mary Taylor (@MaryTaylorOH) November 17, 2017

Another New Maenad wrote:

"Sexual harassment, degrading and devaluing women is not a joke," Whaley posted in a tweet. "Justice O'Neill should resign."

Having sex with a woman who wants to have sex with you is degrading to her?

Why? Because men are the enemy and, as Diversity and Comics says about SJW Marvel's strange stance on opposite-sex pairings, "Heterosexuality is never the answer"?

Although the Neo Virgin League tries to obscure this fact, let me let you in on a little secret:

Sometimes women actively want to have sex.

And I don't just mean with their fellow female librarians and Jezebel editors.

Some women -- prepare for a shock -- want to have sex with men, specifically, and actually like men, both sexually and even non-sexually.

Like they like talking to them and stuff.

They like men as like, you know, people they're emotionally close to.

Also, while the secret is out that men like women sexually, many men do not in fact enjoy rape or harassment, and some men also like women for their non-sexual attributes. Believe it or not, a man and a woman, both heterosexual, can actually talk for several hours with no talk of sex and no thoughts of sex, either. (Well, to be honest, the guy might think about it once or twice, but mostly in a brief "Could I...?" hypothetical, narcissistic-goal-counting kind of way. Not in any kind of serious "I must have this wench" Conan-esque way.)

A lot of people have this weird idea that heterosexual relationships are generally positive things not filled with beatings and rapes and constant gender-warring.

Crazy, I know! But it does happen. Of the 20 billion people who've lived on earth (just a wild assed guess), you'd gotta think at least 1% of those couplings were of the non-rape variety.

Or is that guesstimate too high?

Anyway, don't get me wrong, I find this guy's oversharing a little bit weird myself. But maybe I just find it a little bit weird because I expect our "leadership class" to always present itself as some kind of sexless caste of earthbound overlord angels.

I guess at some point, when you're just sick to death of the relentless virginal sugar-wouldn't-melt-in-my-mouth bullshit, all the preening and posturing and virtue signalling and superiority dancing, a little bit of off-color oversharing is at least a palate cleanser.

Like succulent ginger, with big boobs.

Coming soon: Your next Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

By the way, Bill O'Neill, the Hard Justice, Chief Magistrate of the Penal Colony, Foreman of the Hung Jury, this human Frank Frazetta painting of a barbarian defeating an army of vaginas, the man who proved that Justice may be blind but that don't mean she don't like The D...

...looks a lot like this:

bill-oneill.jpg

I don't use the word "hero" lightly, but: Hero.

"Fifty" isn't exactly a Wilt Chamberlain-level stat, but it's pretty good when you consider the challenges this tireless striver had to overcome.

Like they say in the pros: You can't teach heart.

I wasn't going to lift today, because I got three and a half hours sleep and I really need my daily 8, but this walking, breathing HGTV show Flippin' Vag and/or Beaver Hunters International has inspired me to jack some iron anyway.

State Justice Bill O'Neill

He's not the hero this city deserves. But he is the hero dickin' a zaftig waitress behind the DQ, and that's somethin'.

Posted by: Ace at 02:36 PM




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1 hello world

Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2017 02:34 PM (giT7q)

2 Oy. Nobody calls ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cheap Private Jet Critic ... at November 17, 2017 02:34 PM (AoK0a)

3 Gene Simmons, "Piker."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 02:35 PM (huhUB)

4 What?!

Posted by: The Bartender at November 17, 2017 02:35 PM (ukNFU)

5 Jack some iron? That's your new fapping euphemism?

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 17, 2017 02:35 PM (vkS2Z)

6 He's not the hero this city needs. But he is the hero dickin' a zaftig waitress behind the DQ.

Posted by: Ace at 02:36 PM

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

7 I wasn't going to lift today, because I got three and a half hours sleep and I really need my daily 8, but this walking, breathing HGTV show Flippin' Vag and/or Beaver Hunters International has inspired me to jack some iron anyway.

hee, heh, heh, heh, heh

Posted by: Beavis ... at November 17, 2017 02:36 PM (AoK0a)

8 O'Neill, a Chagrin Falls native, said he had been "sexually intimate" with "approximately 50 very attractive females."

He's embarrassed to say how many dogs he nailed. Probably in the high hundreds.

And we'll need to see the pictures to know if he's lying about the "very attractive" part, anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 02:37 PM (8gDQu)

9 "O'Neill, a Chagrin Falls native, said he had been "sexually intimate" with "approximately 50 very attractive females."

How many ugly ones?

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 02:37 PM (Enq6K)

10 Comedy Friday!!! Keep'em coming ace, I (likely all of us) need to escape the lunacy somehow. Thanks.

Posted by: micky at November 17, 2017 02:37 PM (dF9Lb)

11 Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll for the collective utopia of our future!

That is why you go to those protests, to pick up women.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 02:37 PM (4XCge)

12 Only Son Of Mailman can get so lucky as to have a dolt like this running at the top of the opposite ticket.

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (NYS7S)

13 Zaftig waitress, Reese Witherspoon?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (huhUB)

14 When Moore wins, Mitch will have schlonged himself. Assist to Leeann, my new political pin up girl.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (cAXIk)

15 What is the national average number of sexual partners for white men? Has he exceeded his quota? Is he taking more than his fair share?

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (4XCge)

16 >>Having sex with a woman who wants to have sex with you is degrading to her?



If you do it right, yeah.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (bBp+s)

17 So when is it time to bring back up bernie sanders' paper in which he stated women fantasize about being raped?

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 17, 2017 02:39 PM (rEuYG)

18 Why are they making out women to be so oppressed and Victorian in their outlook towards sex? I mean, c'mon, men like sex, women like sex, and if its consensual (and not illegal)...wtf is all this outrage for?

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 02:39 PM (a0IVu)

19 >>Sometimes women actively want to have sex.


I have never encountered this phenomena.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:39 PM (bBp+s)

20 Just think if LeeAnn had really be gunning for Al

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb88bsx5

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (huhUB)

21 Thanks for this story! I have found the place I belong: Chagrin Falls. Look out Ohio!

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (hKi6n)

22 "Sometimes women actively want to have sex.

And I don't just mean with their fellow female librarians and Jezebel editors.

Some women -- prepare for a shock -- want to have sex with men, specifically, and actually like men, both sexually and even non-sexually."-Ace

The deuce you say!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

23 Omg. He looks almost exactly like a lefty lawyer we know.

Who is NOT a babe magnet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (PY9jH)

24
I liked DQ because I thought the brazier burger was a brassiere burger!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (mbhDw)

25 It might be a smart move; I can see frustrated guys in OH going "Hey, might as well go for the guy who's been gettin' some, amirite?"

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

26 >>>He's embarrassed to say how many dogs he nailed. Probably in the high hundreds.


that's just practice for the good ones

You don't get to the super bowl without playing the Browns and Jets a couple of times.

Posted by: ace at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (8rNrN)

27 I AIN'T NO HOMO!!!

Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (xMlQ+)

28 19 Ah,you are married...

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (LiyEm)

29 Brassier burger - two patties in a sling?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (huhUB)

30 He's not the hero this city needs. But he is the hero dickin' a zaftig waitress behind the DQ.

Thanks for the laughs. That was great

Posted by: GMan (My kingdom for 10 feet of rope and some torches) at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (sxq57)

31 It's not the 50 women, it's what were the circumstances

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (aC6Sd)

32 "I now know why he's called Judge Dread."

Posted by: lucky #7 at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (326rv)

33 That guy has slept with over 50 women? he must be a good lover.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (a0IVu)

34 I wasn't going to lift today, because I got three and a half hours sleep
and I really need my daily 8, but this walking, breathing HGTV show Flippin' Vag and/or Beaver Hunters International has inspired me to jack some iron anyway.



And THIS is one of the many reasons I love this place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (PY9jH)

35 27 I AIN'T NO HOMO!!!
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (xMlQ+)

Lyric from Talking Heads "Life During Whoretime."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (mbhDw)

36 >>By the way, Bill O'Neill, the Hard Justice, Chief Magistrate of the Penal Colony, Foreman of the Hung Jury, this human Frank Frazetta painting of a barbarian defeating an army of vaginas, the man who proved that Justice may be blind but that don't mean she don't like The D...

...looks a lot like this:




This is good stuff, right here.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (bBp+s)

37 24
I liked DQ because I thought the brazier burger was a brassiere burger!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (mbhDw)

'Dilly Bar'? You know what I'm sayin'! *high five*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

38 Someone posted this on the last thread and I thought it was kind of brilliant:

"The Rs have had a branding problem over Country Club, especially in the East. Trump is re-branding the party to include all Deplorables. "

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (q177U)

39 Well he's a fool and apparently a bit of a sleaze but resignation seems a bit ridiculous.

I have a list of Trump good deeds but I can't past it in because of formatting concerns, anyone have the link of that pixie formatting scrubber?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)

40 F*cking Democrats...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (tRaq7)

41
I think his definition of 'attractive' is 'any woman that will have sex with me'.

He's certainly the Moo Moo of the judiciary.

Posted by: Not Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (ajiE5)

42 fifty, huh? A only did the Horizontal Bop with a half-dozen or so, but the last one was So Fine that if I Posted Photos You Would Go Blind in a Fury of Self-abuse, etc

so I married her, and we lived happily ever-after


and you aint seeing the photos....

Posted by: Harry Dexter White at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (Co9e8)

43 It appears that he is no judge of sacred honor.

Posted by: Will Folkes at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (326rv)

44 How did this story get out? I assumed the MSM was covering it - with a blanket.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (7ZVPa)

45 >>>I think his definition of 'attractive' is 'any woman that will have sex with me'.


well that's mine!

Posted by: ace at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)

46 that's just practice for the good ones

You don't get to the super bowl without playing the Browns and Jets a couple of times.

Posted by: ace at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (8rNrN)

Is 'playing the Browns' a euphemism for something the kids like these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (ycWCI)

47 That picture does not reveal his foot long tongue....

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (LiyEm)

48 'Dilly Bar'? You know what I'm sayin'! *high five*

Someone owes me a new keyboard

Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (NYS7S)

49 "Like succulent ginger, with big boobs."

AtC, please pick up the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: johnd01 at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (ukNFU)

50 Well,their willingness does tend to make them more attractive....

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (LiyEm)

51 "approximately 50 very attractive females."

How many ugly ones?



A girl with your junk in her mouth is tautologically attractive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (gIRsn)

52 @ace: "... cocksmanship ..."

An underappreciated word if there ever was one.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (I/iGu)

53 47 That picture does not reveal his foot long tongue....
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (LiyEm)


Creepy head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (mbhDw)

54 Why are people surprised? The liberal mantra for the past 50+ years has been 'free love' and 'if it feels good do it' and 'it's only sex' and 'kids are going to do it anyway'. This is simply the result of 3 generations of loose sexual morals portrayed and promoted in media, movies, schools and lately, in many homes. This current spate of sexual impropriety just reinforce in my mind how successful those messages have been.

Posted by: John C at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (UeU18)

55 41
I think his definition of 'attractive' is 'any woman that will have sex with me'.

He's certainly the Moo Moo of the judiciary.
Posted by: Not Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (ajiE5)

Wait. This isn't everyone's definition?!?

*gets out the dictionary*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

56 That guy has slept with over 50 women? he must be a good lover.
Posted by: IC

Or have a great expense account.

Posted by: Will Folkes at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (326rv)

57 I have a list of Trump good deeds but I can't past it in because of formatting concerns, anyone have the link of that pixie formatting scrubber?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)

Try this one:

https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (Enq6K)

58 He must be girthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (PY9jH)

59 That guy has slept with over 50 women? he must be a good lover.

Well he didn't say anything happened, other than sleep.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)

60 >>I don't use the word "hero" lightly, but: Hero.


Mmmmm....Gyros.


I love going out for Greek.

Posted by: Meghan at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (XdAJC)

61 His Honor's got game. Also cojones to join in with this line.

Useful, no clue, but ballsy.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (AM1GF)

62
Strangely enough, the Police in the Judges home town have a quota of writing 50 speeding tickets to 'very attractive' women per month.

Posted by: Not Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (ajiE5)

63 Sucks when the opposing team makes you play by your own rules.

Posted by: INeverDidThat at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (XqcPO)

64 51 "approximately 50 very attractive females."

How many ugly ones?


A girl with your junk in her mouth is tautologically attractive.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (gIRsn)



Try that on Shirley Chisholm or Helen Thomas-types.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (mbhDw)

65 Thanks Tami

This is a bit long, so bear with me, a partial list:

In 1986, Trump prevented the foreclosure of Annabell Hill's family farm after her husband committed suicide. Trump personally phoned down to the auction to stop the sale of her home and offered the widow money. Trump decided to take action after he saw Hill's pleas for help in news reports.

In 1988, a commercial airline refused to fly Andrew Ten, a sick Orthodox Jewish child with a rare illness, across the country to get medical care because he had to travel with an elaborate life-support system. His grief stricken parents contacted Trump for help and he didn't hesitate to send his own plane to take the child from Los Angeles to New York so he could get his treatment.

In 1991, 200 Marines who served in Operation Desert Storm spent time at Camp Lejeune in North Carolina before they were scheduled to return home to their families. However, the Marines were told that a mistake had been made and an aircraft would not be able to take them home on their scheduled departure date. When Trump got wind of this, he sent his plane to make two trips from North Carolina to Miami to safely return the Gulf War Marines to their loved ones.

In 1995, a motorist stopped to help Trump after the limo he was traveling in got a flat tire. Trump asked the Good Samaritan how he could repay him for his help. All the man asked for was a bouquet of flowers for his wife. A few weeks later Trump sent the flowers with a note that read: "We've paid off your mortgage."

In 1996, Trump filed a lawsuit against the city of Palm Beach, Florida accusing the town of discriminating against his Mar-a-Lago resort club because it allowed Jews and blacks. Abraham Foxman, who was the Anti-Defamation League Director at the time, said Trump "put the light on Palm Beach – not on the beauty and the glitter, but on its seamier side of discrimination." Foxman also noted that Trump's charge had a trickle-down effect because other clubs followed his lead and began admitting Jews and blacks.

In 2000, Maury Povich featured a little girl named Megan who struggled with Brittle Bone Disease on his show and Trump happened to be watching. Trump said the little girl's story and positive attitude touched his heart. So he contacted Maury and gifted the little girl and her family with a very generous check.

In 2008, after Jennifer Hudson's family members were tragically murdered in Chicago, Trump put the Oscar-winning actress and her family up at his Windy City hotel for free. In addition to that, Trump's security took extra measures to ensure Hudson and her family members were safe during such a difficult time.

In 2013, New York bus driver Darnell Barton spotted a woman close to the edge of a bridge staring at traffic below as he drove by. He stopped the bus, got out and put his arm around the woman and saved her life by convincing her to not jump. When Trump heard about this story, he sent the hero bus driver a check simply because he believed his good deed deserved to be rewarded.

In 2014, Trump gave $25,000 to Sgt. Andrew Tamoressi after he spent seven months in a Mexican jail for accidentally crossing the US-Mexico border. President Barack Obama couldn't even be bothered to make one phone call to assist with the United States Marine's release; however, Trump opened his pocketbook to help this serviceman get back on his feet.

Lynne Patton, a black female executive for the Trump Organization, released a statement in 2016 defending her boss against accusations that he's a racist and a bigot. She tearfully revealed how she's struggled with substance abuse and addiction for years. Instead of kicking her to the curb, she said the Trump Organization and his entire family loyally stood by her through "immensely difficult times."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)

66 He vould haff an enormous schvanstucker.

Posted by: Ingrid from Young Frankenstein at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (8rNrN)

67 When I sobered up, he lost on appeal.

Posted by: #13 at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (326rv)

68 59 That guy has slept with over 50 women? he must be a good lover.

Well he didn't say anything happened, other than sleep.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)


By that metric, Jeff Sessionzzzzzzz is Valentino, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (mbhDw)

69

I wasn't going to lift today, because I got three and a half hours sleep
and I really need my daily 8, but this walking, breathing HGTV show Flippin' Vag and/or Beaver Hunters International has inspired me to jack some iron anyway.



Ace o.o



You are the best, never let anyone say otherwise.



My office thinks I'm a loony. >>

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (6JL3d)

70 >>A girl with your junk in her mouth is tautologically attractive.


Glasses : +2

My Junk in Her Mouth : +8

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (XdAJC)

71 Sex behind a DQ doesn't always end well especially when the police think you are parked behind it to rob it.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (1I8EA)

72 Defending heterosexual men and talking common sense. He sure doesnt sound like a Democrat.
I would vote for him.

Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2017 02:46 PM (hZ+us)

73 The way that he unnecessarily highlights how "drop-dead gorgeous" and "very attractive" his conquests were, is what reveals what a creep he is.

He's just bragging, straight-up. The same kind of bragging that, when done in public, now counts as "creepy" and "sexual harassment."

He doesn't merely say, "I have loved 50 women." He says, "I have screwed 50 women ALL OF WHICH WERE HOTTER THAN YOUR UGLY-ASS WHORES, which proves I'm more of a man than you losers and have a bigger dick too."

Seriously. That's what he's saying.

Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:46 PM (42M22)

74
A post on O'Neill's official Facebook said he was speaking up "on behalf of all heterosexual males" after allegations against Democratic U.S. Sen. Al Franken came to light Thursday. O'Neill, a Chagrin Falls native, said he had been "sexually intimate" with "approximately 50 very attractive females."



It's nice he insults two major democratic constituencies gay males and not so attractive women in one shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 02:46 PM (lKyWE)

75 One man thinks he seduced multiple beautiful woman, but the women think they were just taking a shot at a lifetime of security and comfortable living.

Obviously, coercion and harassment are not the same playing the field or simply having sex as a recreational pursuit.

Weird to think that this needs to be said and become part of the conversation, especially in regards to explaining Trump's sex life in comparison to pussy assed twitter based social justice warriors.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 17, 2017 02:46 PM (r0yCO)

76 This dude is like the teenager who's never seen a pair of boobs bragging online about how many women he shagged.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (KUaJL)

77 That goes without saying.

Posted by: Young Doctor Franken Stein at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (cAXIk)

78 He also said he calls his dick "Rusty the Bailiff."


Pfff, might as well have called it "Stubby"

Posted by: Bull Shannon, Extra Large Bailiff at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (tMFgx)

79
More like he's from Chagrin Balls.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (mbhDw)

80 He was probably buying pot from Peter Lewis's assistant.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (y7DUB)

81 Not true Ace. It's ALWAYS the Conanesque kind of thought for me.

Well, at least when my wife lets me think about her that way.

Or if she finds out I was thinking about her that way and is in a good, humorous mood.

Actually, let's not mention this to her - just between us bros, oi?

Posted by: Abiss at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (L6Zpd)

82

U.S. Sen. Robert Taft Sr. who was his "first true love," and a "drop dead gorgeous red head

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (IqV8l)

83 Jeesuz...he looks like Richie Cunningham's father.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (O5Q3r)

84 "Sometimes women actively want to have sex.

And I don't just mean with their fellow female librarians and Jezebel editors.

Some women -- prepare for a shock -- want to have sex with men, specifically, and actually like men, both sexually and even non-sexually."-Ace

Yeah, we do. What we don't want is to have these things happen:

1. Arkansas State Troopers show up at our door and have them say, "The Governor wants to see you. You will need high heels and lingerie."
2. Be groped while asleep by a creep.
3. Be raped, touched, fondled, hugged, massaged, or whatever by someone we would be reluctant to let pet a stray dog because they are so nasty.

I love men. I love to have relations with men, but, on my terms and with my permission.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a gleeful heart... at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (kXoT0)

85 By the way, Bill O'Neill, the Hard Justice, Chief Magistrate of the Penal Colony, Foreman of the Hung Jury, this human Frank Frazetta painting of a barbarian defeating an army of vaginas, the man who proved that Justice may be blind but that don't mean she don't like The D...

And that's why we keep coming back here. Well, that and the vain hope that if we keep saying "pics or its not true" will finally get us naughty 'ette selfies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (39g3+)

86 It is totally possible for a man and a woman to be just friends. Especially if the woman has some hot friends that the guy is trying to get with.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (lRFKH)

87 >>Sex behind a DQ doesn't always end well especially when the police think you are parked behind it to rob it.


True Fact : A Zaftig Girl will lick a Paenut Buster Parfait off of anything.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (2Rule)

88 So, he's calling them out on the hidden agenda: war on heterosexuality?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (W+vEI)

89 70 >>A girl with your junk in her mouth is tautologically attractive.


Glasses : +2

My Junk in Her Mouth : +8
Posted by: garrett


Beer glasses: +9
My junk in her mouth until I notice she's a tranny and she's jerking off while giving me a BJ: -50

Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (42M22)

90 All of Prince's songs were written from the perspective of Judge O'Neill.

The chick with the Rasberry Berry was #24 on his list.

Posted by: wooga at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (VaOnS)

91 >>> The way that he unnecessarily highlights how "drop-dead gorgeous" and "very attractive" his conquests were, is what reveals what a creep he is.

He's just bragging, straight-up. The same kind of bragging that, when done in public, now counts as "creepy" and "sexual harassment."

He doesn't merely say, "I have loved 50 women." He says, "I have screwed 50 women ALL OF WHICH WERE HOTTER THAN YOUR UGLY-ASS WHORES, which proves I'm more of a man than you losers and have a bigger dick too."

Seriously. That's what he's saying.

...

eh, men telling Hero Stories is annoying. I bet men talk about sex LESS than women because no man wants to hear some guy's Hero Story. It's not that you don't want to brag; it's that you get shot down for doing so.

So yeah, he's got this weird need to break the guy code and spill his Hero Stories, but, whatever.

It's either this or David Brooks, who just married a woman half his age, talking about the "Room of Love."

Posted by: ace at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (8rNrN)

92 O'Neill, a Chagrin Falls native, said he had been "sexually intimate" with "approximately 50 very attractive females."

The Paolo says,
"not bad for a priest in a new town, but nothing to brag about"

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (8ikIW)

93 This dude is like the teenager who's never seen a pair of boobs bragging online about how many women he shagged.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (KUaJL)


LOL.

When asked for details O'Neill said that he couldn't add much more since the women were all Canadian and working very busy modeling schedules.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (8gDQu)

94 65, Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)

Thanks for posting that, Christopher. I knew some of them but certainly not all of it. PDT is way more generous and kind than people give him credit for.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (a0IVu)

95 Okay, the man's a Dem, so I hate to give him credit.
But he be funny!
A helluva lot funnier than Al Franken ever was.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (0jtPF)

96 "Check out the habeas on that corpus."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (hKi6n)

97

If your Zaftig Waitress doesn't invert it for you, your next Zaftig Waitress is free.

Posted by: DQ Corporate Policy at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (2Rule)

98 90 All of Prince's songs were written from the perspective of Judge O'Neill.

The chick with the Rasberry Berry was #24 on his list.
Posted by: wooga at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (VaOnS)


"Pussy Control."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (mbhDw)

99 considering he's going up against Richard Dick "NeedleDick" Cordray, I support this cat.

Posted by: x at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (nFwvY)

100 Thanks, Christopher.

Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (q177U)

101
The beautiful words in this post bring a tear to my eye.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (r+sAi)

102 I bet he calls it "the gavel" too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (39g3+)

103 97

If your Zaftig Waitress doesn't invert it for you, your next Zaftig Waitress is free.
Posted by: DQ Corporate Policy at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (2Rule


I saw Zaftig Waitress open for Meatloaf at the Nassau Coliseum in '79.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (mbhDw)

104 This is why I like em young. The old ones are too complicated.

Posted by: joe biden at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (lRFKH)

105 I never sleep.

Posted by: rusty the bailiff at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (mJ8mX)

106 >>>My office thinks I'm a loony.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (6JL3d)

Me too. I'm sitting here giggling.

Posted by: G. Gnome, red pointy hat included at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (al6UK)

107 "Ohio politician" is making a run to supplant "Florida man", I suppose.



https://www.msn.com/en-us/news /us/gop-state-legislator-quits -after-having-sex -with-a-man/



Remove spaces, since I can't access url shorteners here at the office.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (uiwCw)

108 Finally someone more sassy awkward on Twitter than Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (y7DUB)

109 Just think if LeeAnn had really be gunning for Al

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb88bsx5


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (huhUB)

Is that a tricked-out SKS or Ak that she's shooting?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (oPNmq)

110 72 Defending heterosexual men and talking common sense. He sure doesnt sound like a Democrat.
I would vote for him.
Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2017 02:46 PM (hZ+us)

*David Attenborough voice*
This is a rare find for us. We did not believe any of these still existed in the wild. The rare and elusive 'Scoop Jackson Democrat.' He's beautiful. Wait, what is he doing to that female? Oh. My. Cut the camera. Wait until he's done and we'll try again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

111 Ace - No. Just No.

I liked a lot of your post & agreed with it, except when you got to the O'Neill hero part.

He, and you, are conflating consensual sex with harrassment. Franken and Bill's acrions are completely different. Completely. I don't get why people (men) don't get that.

Also, bragging on FB about your sexual exploits is ridiculously juvenile. The fact he had to add "Very Attractive" females reinforces that point.

No hero to me. Just an idiot talking with his little head.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (4Vu64)

112 Did anyone else Google...

"drop dead gorgeous red head who was a senior adviser to Peter Lewis at Progressive Insurance in Cleveland."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (VezBU)

113 My junk in her mouth until I notice she's a tranny and she's jerking off while giving me a BJ: -50
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (42M22)

Are you over-sharing here?

Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (7n4KQ)

114 Did he table a motion?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (mJ8mX)

115 He is afraid the current conflagration will destroy him as well.

He knows it is starting to destroy Democrats at a greater rate than Republicans, which is why he's offering an olive branch to Moore.

No. The Democrats lit the fuse, they thought special exemptions would be granted to them. Let it burn them to the ground.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (/qEW2)

116
Rush is goofing on this now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (mbhDw)

117 Who was the ghey sounding dude in SC (not the sacred honor guy) who claimed to have had sex with Nikki Haley "in her vagina"?

Yeah, he was convincing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (PY9jH)

118
O'Neill, a Chagrin Falls native, said he had been "sexually intimate" with "approximately 50 very attractive females."


It's a very special work release program for hot chicks only in Ohio

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (lKyWE)

119 104
This is why I like em young. The old ones are too complicated.

Posted by: joe biden at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (lRFKH)

...So true.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (xMlQ+)

120 68, By that metric, Jeff Sessionzzzzzzz is Valentino, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (mbhDw)
Hehehe...he be Paolo.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (a0IVu)

121 Sex behind a DQ doesn't always end well especially when the police think you are parked behind it to rob it.
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative

Pro tip: Explaining that you're a "luv bandit" will NOT help the situation.

Posted by: I need bail money at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (326rv)

122 Crap, ignore my link at 107, try this one instead:



http://www.dispatch.com/news /20171115/inappropriate-behavior -with-man-in-his-office -led-to-ohio-lawmakers-ouster


Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (uiwCw)

123 If it's women who have appeared before his bench it's a major problem.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (aC6Sd)

124 One man thinks he seduced multiple beautiful woman, but the women think they were just taking a shot at a lifetime of security and comfortable living.

I tried to read some irony and humor into this, but I'm not seeing it. So I'll take this at face value.

Is that how you think women see sex? As a ticket, a price to be paid, for being taken care of? Like girls don't like hot sweaty orgasms a second and third time and oh my god let's keep going?

You may have read too much and lived too little.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (gIRsn)

125 agree with ace, except for the fact that all women have the power to destroy a man's life at any time any time they feel like it with the help of the courts, police, culture, and society. Men do not have that power.

Therefore the social contract between men and women is broken until that power to destroy is taken away.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (g4lFK)

126 Too late to miss all the stories from men who need to humble brag "I' had pneumonia for a month in 1990 so I've only slept with 200 women" and then proceed to share explicit details of their sex lives?. I missed that by reading none of the comments?! What a shame. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (8+Ozj)

127 For O'Neill, "very attractive" = "no back hair"

Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (7n4KQ)

128 eh, men telling Hero Stories is annoying. I bet men talk about sex LESS than women because no man wants to hear some guy's Hero Story. It's not that you don't want to brag; it's that you get shot down for doing so.

Yeah the guy that talks about it the most is probably the one who gets it least. For men, less is more believable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (39g3+)

129 Ah he's a piker when it comes to porkin'. Some of those NBA dudes had sex with 20,000 women.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (Sda6L)

130 113 My junk in her mouth until I notice she's a tranny and she's jerking off while giving me a BJ: -50
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (42M22)

Are you over-sharing here?

Posted by: Roy


The only unresolved question: In that scenario, am I the guy getting serviced -- or am I the tranny?

Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (42M22)

131 I've got a confession everyone. I've only every "tapped" one woman, my wife. And that only started on our marriage night.

Sorry guys for misleading everyone.

Posted by: MAGA at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (b2MDE)

132 127 For O'Neill, "very attractive" = "no back hair"
Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (7n4KQ)


"Damn!"

- - Koko, the silverback gorilla

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (mbhDw)

133 http://bit.ly/2hJ62YZ

EXCLUSIVE Roy Moore Former Longtime Secretary I Dont Believe Any of This

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (y3aQB)

134 "O'Neill said he had been 'sexually intimate' with 'approximately 50 very attractive females.'"


Points for creativity, but damn, dude. Hire a PR person with a modicum of common sense.


I had 'em swinging from the chandeliers and strewn about the house all used up.

I was bangin' 'em by the dozens, yo! And their skank sisters, too.

I even had their moms calling me up to get a piece of this sick shit.

Silly hos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (tbOMB)

135 He kind of looks like Dilbert with a mouth.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (dZ756)

136 "He's not the hero this city deserves. But he is the hero dickin' a zaftig waitress behind the DQ, and that's somethin'."

Move over Bad Santa;
It's time for Bad Supreme Court Justice!

(Does this mean we also get Billy Bob Thornton for President?)

Posted by: Sam at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (rQ+ED)

137 He sounds normal. He looks normal. Normal's good.

Posted by: m at November 17, 2017 02:53 PM (V+b9T)

138 135 He kind of looks like Dilbert with a mouth.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (dZ756)


Fat-faced twin of CNN correspondent Richard Roth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:53 PM (mbhDw)

139 >>Like girls don't like hot sweaty orgasms a second and third time and oh my god let's keep going?


Fake

Fake

Fake

Fake

...

Posted by: Elaine Benes at November 17, 2017 02:53 PM (pOkaF)

140 So long as he's being all TMI someone ought to ask for clarifications, like favorite positions and if he digs leather. Also, the women ought to be easy to find

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at November 17, 2017 02:53 PM (z2W2E)

141 130 113 My junk in her mouth until I notice she's a tranny and she's jerking off while giving me a BJ: -50
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (42M22)

Are you over-sharing here?

Posted by: Roy

The only unresolved question: In that scenario, am I the guy getting serviced -- or am I the tranny?
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (42M22)

Isn't everybody in SF both at points in their lives?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (CMbMd)

142
If it's women who have appeared before his bench it's a major problem.
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (aC6Sd)


What if they've appeared bent over a bench?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (lKyWE)

143 agree with ace, except for the fact that all women have the power to destroy a man's life at any time any time they feel like it with the help of the courts, police, culture, and society. Men do not have that power.

Dude. You need a hug.

Seriously I've been horrendously worked over by women in my life and stabbed too many times. I get that they can be awful and hurtful.

But they aren't all that way. Most of them are quite nice and smell good. Seriously. I understand that being hurt once too often kind of makes it hard to have any kind of perspective but really?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)

144 I love the Horde, but many have blinders on when it comes to Male nature and Female nature. I suspect it's a generational thing.

Enjoy y'alls weekend.

Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (g4lFK)

145 The Neo Virgin League is going to be replaced by asian sexbots once the pleasure response algorithms are optimized. I hope they understand that. They might as well start prepping for their own personal ice floes in the meatspace.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (H8S+R)

146 Yeah the guy that talks about it the most is probably the one who gets it least. For men, less is more believable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (39g3+)

"Yeah dude. I hit that for like 3 hours straight. And after like 2 hours, her sister came home, and guess what? She joined in too? Shit was so cash. High five!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (KUaJL)

147 Even the Lesbians are fighting back! [see the sock]

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (mJ8mX)

148 wut dat mouf do?

Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill Has Only One Question for the Witness at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (8rNrN)

149 Roofies are your friend.

Posted by: State Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (gbWkA)

150 I really need to see pics of the women before declaring him a hero.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (tX3BM)

151
"Here come da judge!" Oh, wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (mbhDw)

152 If he gets in trouble at all, it will be for his "heterosexual male" comment. That's problematic & exclusionary.

Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (7HtZB)

153 50 is not bad.

I also agree that this hysteria is hysterical.

And that I can't wait for sexbots to make all this nonsense moot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (xJa6I)

154 Therefore the social contract between men and women is broken until that power to destroy is taken away.

===

Can't be fixed

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (z2W2E)

155 142 If it's women who have appeared before his bench it's a major problem.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (aC6Sd)


I think the legal term of art for that is "presenting."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (tbOMB)

156 Res ipsa loquitur, baby.

And does it ever!

Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (j+dfT)

157 It certainly wasn't any kind of grand jury, that's for sure.

Posted by: #17 at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (326rv)

158 Isn't everybody in SF both at points in their lives?
Posted by: Hikaru at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (CMbMd)

If you go both ways, you never go home alone

Posted by: sofa saver at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (4u7kU)

159 Dear Penthouse Forum:
You are not going to believe this, but..

Posted by: State Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (gbWkA)

160 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (8+Ozj)

Your accusation of misogynist sport f__king is premature. Wait until we hit 200 comments and try again.

Posted by: Not Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (ajiE5)

161 Witness protection my ass......Literally.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (326rv)

162 You're on Her, Your Honor.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (2Rule)

163 Let's bang the gavel, baby.

Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

164 Mandatory - to all the girls I've loved before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVq0ONrSH-Q

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (4XCge)

165 Ass, gas, or grass, no one rides for free.

Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill: Thoughts on Probation at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (8rNrN)

166 Sounds like Judge has a bad case of toxic masculinity needs to go to sensitivity training. Maybe even rehab clinic.

The sex wars the Dems have been stirring up 30 years are not getting called off. You shit-heads aren't walking away from this unscathed.


Posted by: Ripley at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (MxEKc)

167 It's not how many supremely attractive women you did fuck; it's how many you gallantly turned down, because you didn't want to spoil them for life, because every man after you would be so disappointing in comparison.

Posted by: Jedi-level bragging at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (42M22)

168 The jury ain't the only thing in this courtroom that's hung.

Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (NWiLs)

169 OH the social contract can be fixed. We just won't like what it takes to fix it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (39g3+)

170 @141 Hikaru-No, you just need to know what bars to avoid in the Tenderloin.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (1I8EA)

171 147
Even the Lesbians are fighting back! [see the sock]


Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (mJ8mX)



Lesbos. That's on my bucket list of places to visit. Do they hand them out free at the airport, like getting lei'd in Hawaii?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (tbOMB)

172 'You don't get to the super bowl without playing the Browns and Jets a couple of times. '

I didn't know butt s3x was involved

Posted by: GregV61 at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (MoJlY)

173 I dont think he was bragging. I think he was complimenting the women he was involved with.

Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (hZ+us)

174 Sounds like Judge has a bad case of toxic masculinity needs to go to sensitivity training. Maybe even rehab clinic.



Too late, he's claiming he's gay.

Game over man!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (8ikIW)

175 Wondering if he's the only judge that has a gloryhole in his chambers.

Posted by: sofa saver at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (4u7kU)

176 And that I can't wait for sexbots to make all this nonsense moot.

keep thinking that.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA is hardwired into your sex toy at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (326rv)

177 Let's go back to my chambers babe, and you can strike my briefs.

Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (NWiLs)

178 He looks like MY lawyer. I guess it is a lawyer look.

Posted by: Lester at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (LfJIn)

179 Soon the corgis will be off of this sexual harassment stuff and on OHMAGERD all the subpoenas on Trump campain staff!

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (LiyEm)

180 When Moore wins, Mitch will have schlonged himself. Assist to Leeann, my new political pin up girl.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (cAXIk)

Yes he will have... hopefully Moore will make Turtle's life difficult after he is elected too.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (rAIG/)

181 >> 'You don't get to the super bowl without playing the Browns and Jets a couple of times. '


When you are a Jet, you are a Jet ALL THE WAY.

Are you a Jet, Billy?

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (2Rule)

182 The only unresolved question: In that scenario, am I the guy getting serviced -- or am I the tranny?
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (42M22)


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