Monday Overnight Open Thread (7/15/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"Number one, how many foreign intelligence agencies have infiltrated your Manhattan Project for AI?

Number two, does Google's senior management consider itself to have been thoroughly infiltrated by Chinese intelligence?

Number three, is it because they consider themselves to be so thoroughly infiltrated that they have engaged in the seemingly treasonous decision to work with the Chinese military and not with the US military... because they are making the sort of bad, short-term rationalistic [decision] that if the technology doesn't go out the front door, it gets stolen out the backdoor anyway?" Peter Thiel


Quote II

We all know [Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez] and this crowd are a bunch of communists. They hate Israel, they hate our own country. They’re calling the guards along our border, Border Patrol agents concentration camp guards. They accuse people support Israel doing it for the Benjamins. They’re anti-Semitic. They’re anti-America. Don’t get down, aim higher. We don’t need to know anything about them personally. Talk about their policies.” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC)

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It isn't every day you encounter a buffalo. But just in case you do, here are some tips.

Our driver slammed on the brakes. We braced ourselves for impact. We were on a collision course, all of us certain the massive creature barreling toward us in the dark would slam into the side of our truck at any second. The vehicle couldn’t stop fast enough. We were in trouble. The cab filled with our panicked cries, and I clutched the dashboard, bracing for impact. Our rim-to-rim Grand Canyon backpacking trip was about to end before it began, shattered by a bison on a lonely road along the North Rim.

Then, just as the truck jolted to a stop, the animal swerved, missing us by mere inches.


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#HeyLookAtMe, Robert Francis O'Rourke's family owned slaves.

Democrat presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke says he was recently given documents showing that both he and his wife are descended from people who owned slaves.

In a post Sunday night for the website Medium, the former Texas congressman writes that the documents showed that one of his paternal great-great-great grandfathers owned two women in the 1850s.

You're irrelevant, go a way. Go a way now!!

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OK, you have been warned. A lot of clicks and a time consuming link. The hottest selling cars in America.


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I laugh in your face!As The Boss would say, LOL GF'd

Dick’s May Have To Close Stores Due To Anti-Gun Decisions

I’ve written more about Dick’s Sporting Goods in 2018 than I ever thought I would. When the year started, we thought the company would have gotten the message that taking anti-gun stances wasn’t conducive to profits, but it didn’t.

So Dick’s doubled down after Parkland and purged the rest of the AR-15s from its stores and then instituted a discriminatory policy against legal adults.

The other side has pushed, poked and prodded. Law abiding citizens with an ounce of common sense are sick and f*cking tired of your type, Dick's.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: July 15, 1946 - Linda Ronstadt
American singer Linda Ronstadt who had the 1975 US No.1 single 'You're No Good', and the 1989 UK No.2 single with Aaron Neville, 'Don't Know Much' plus over 15 other US Top 40 hits. She has earned 11 Grammy Awards, three American Music Awards, two Academy of Country Music awards, an Emmy Award, and an ALMA Award. via thisdayinmusic.com

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The Judges have given this individual all zeros and awarded him: The Genius Award.

A BOOZY reveller sleeps off a night on the tiles — out cold and dangling from a garden fence by his flies.

Craig Strathie, 26, is thought to have got stuck as he tried to stumble home after necking almost a bottle of vodka.


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Golf clap. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Jack Higgins approached the stage to receive his high school diploma with his hands over his ears to block what he thought would be applause and cheers.

Instead, he was met by silence.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by customer dissatisfaction.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the vast Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. We don't use no stinking Surgeon General warnings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:04 PM




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Posted by: Ha at July 15, 2019 10:04 PM (MAstk)

2 Well here we are.

Posted by: Halfwise at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (kLxSO)

3 Uno!

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (w7U7L)

4 Yas!

Posted by: Ha at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (MAstk)

5 If you ain't first, you're last.

Posted by: Reese Bobby at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (RVcmP)

6 T

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (w7U7L)

7 Top 10

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (BbGew)

8 If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (htgmn)

9 Tres!

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (w7U7L)

10 Bonsoir, fappeurs et fappettes!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (CLcKT)

11 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (JFzNN)

12 Those who claim "first" are going straight to H-ll.

https://babylonbee.com/news/confirmed-people-who-comment-first-shall-be-last-in-kingdom-of-heaven

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

13
What fresh 'sruff' awaits us tonight?

Posted by: Spun & Murky at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (4DCSq)

14 Hello Dear, how was your day?

Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2019 10:07 PM (htgmn)

15 Low number!

Posted by: Mittle Feat at July 15, 2019 10:07 PM (O8WFE)

16
fappettes

Fappeuses?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2019 10:08 PM (Wx/+I)

17 Dick's Spurting Goods.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:08 PM (NMAzL)

18 It's been a heck of a day at sea, Sir.

And Donald trolled the entire Democrat party.

Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)

19 Hey everybody.

Hey, you know what you would get if you mixed MisHum up in a bowl with some leafy greens, right? A COB salad!! Ha ha ha!!!

[qdpsteve quickly dragged offstage via pliers to the ear by MisHum]

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U)

20 I sure hope there aren't any oysters dusted with talcum powder tonight.

Posted by: Halfwise at July 15, 2019 10:09 PM (kLxSO)

21 the 1989 UK No.2 single with Aaron Neville, 'Don't Know Much'

I remember that one.

It was shite.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

22 "OK, you have been warned."

Only took one click. "Autoblog" doesn't play nice with Brave. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:09 PM (abNpZ)

23 17 Dick's Spurting Goods.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:08 PM (NMAzL)


{{{Miley}}}

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

24 I would imagine that buffalo uttered some discouraging words.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 10:09 PM (Y4EXg)

25 Is that creek deep enough to drown somebody? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 10:09 PM (UUkQp)

26 Eromero, depends.
Got a dinner date with the House Democrat Leadership?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:10 PM (miE9U)

27 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:10 PM (NMAzL)

28 I really have to lay off the margaritas and up my NOOD ONT game!

On second thought, let me see what's left on the pitcher!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:11 PM (AZxMX)

29 19 Hey everybody.

Hey, you know what you would get if you mixed MisHum up in a bowl with some leafy greens, right? A COB salad!! Ha ha ha!!!

[qdpsteve quickly dragged offstage via pliers to the ear by MisHum]
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U)

You are fortunate, that I am hot, tired and out of f*cks to give. Otherwise young man, things may be different.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

30 There should be no expiration dates for the refunding of monies paid for cancelled trains.
Britain ain't so great anymore.

Posted by: JAS at July 15, 2019 10:11 PM (I5SAg)

31 Nice picture, MisHum. Looks so cool and refreshing.

Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2019 10:11 PM (htgmn)

32 Slightly inebriated greetings! Pooky had his first teleconference psychiatrist appointment, and it went okay, but these things are draining.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 15, 2019 10:11 PM (XKZwp)

33 28 I really have to lay off the margaritas and up my NOOD ONT game!

On second thought, let me see what's left on the pitcher!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:11 PM (AZxMX)

Please have one for me!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

34 I've been in a mood today since hearing about Algerian footie fans trashing London. Because they beat Nigeria as if that matters.

Algeria didn't want us Brits, who followed Algerian law when we were there; it is time for us to say we don't want criminal Algerians in London.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 10:12 PM (ykYG2)

35 Nice calming pic MH.. just what I need after this day that can only be described as a shitshow.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

36 31 Nice picture, MisHum. Looks so cool and refreshing.
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2019 10:11 PM (htgmn)

I'm ready for the S word.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

37 Ahhh.. the calmness of the ONT on such a stressful day is welcomed!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:12 PM (438dO)

38 In my reading today, I came across a real 17th century Englishman with a wonderful name:

One of the men who made a fortune rebuilding the city after the blaze was a medical doctor turned developer with the appropriately fiery name of Nicholas If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-for-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone. (The hortatory name had been given to him by his father, the millenarian preacher Praise God Barebone.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 10:12 PM (+y/Ru)

39 MisHum, thus my postscript :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:12 PM (miE9U)

40 newswars.com/algerian-soccer-fans-in-paris-london-riot-again-after-victory/

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)

41 Those who claim "first" are going straight to H-ll.

https://babylonbee.com/news/confirmed-people-who-comment-first-shall-be-last-in-kingdom-of-heaven

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM



Well, that's it then for me! I am sooooo over with my "Thirſt!" schtick...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:13 PM (wgV7k)

42
You are fortunate, that I am hot, tired and out of f*cks to give. Otherwise young man, things may be different.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 10:11 PM (aA3+G)


I thought it was funny!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

43 543 537 Way OT but have you all heard about Prince Andrew and Esptein? Seems like he was seriously involved in the action. Wonder who else from the Royals is?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (vs+nq)

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Charles was best pals with Jimmy Savile, who even predated upon terminally ill children.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 10:08 PM (3JbJY)

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 10:13 PM (3JbJY)

44 39 MisHum, thus my postscript :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:12 PM (miE9U)

I know kiddo, hence the

Cobb salad my ass. Lol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

45 {{{Jewells}}}
I had my own shit show today. Literally. Ow.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:13 PM (NMAzL)

46 You know what's a really fun horror-comedy that's basically Horde Approved?
"Grabbers." It's an Irish film about squid-monsters from space who arrive on an Irish island well off the mainland. The monsters like to drink blood. But if they drink the blood of a drunk person, they die.

The protagonists' solution is, basically, hold a giant house party in the local pub, everyone's invited.

It's scary, funny and quite charming, really, as there's a love story buried in the mix.

Recommended.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2019 10:14 PM (l9m7l)

47 fappettes

Fappeuses?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2019 10:08 PM



It's an irregular noun...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:14 PM (wgV7k)

48 I am going to use that rolled up letter tactic quite often, in the days ahead.

Certain parties deserve such recognition.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 10:14 PM (QzJWU)

49 Ladyl, be still my heart :-)

And Miley, was just kidding about the earbuds thing the other night. Don't wanna get on your bad side :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)

50 Slightly inebriated greetings! Pooky had his first
teleconference psychiatrist appointment, and it went okay, but these
things are draining.


Posted by: pookysgirl
...............
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
- H. Simpson

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:14 PM (438dO)

51 Thanks for opening with the Bob Ross painting. So many little 'friends' I feel all cozy..

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:15 PM (k3N8X)

52 Women get equal prize money at Wimbledon. Their final lasted less than an hour. The men's final lasted almost 5 hours.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 10:15 PM (2DOZq)

53
Hell Week starts tomorrow. The Houston World Series of Dog Shows begins on Wednesday and I'm going to help lay things out at NRG Center and get our gypsy encampment set up.

Breed judging for our Houston Area Hound Association show starts at 8:00 AM Wednesday. But due to some stupid mixup by the superintendent, Group judging won't be until 7:15 PM.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2019 10:15 PM (Wx/+I)

54 I've been in a mood today since hearing about Algerian footie fans trashing London. Because they beat Nigeria as if that matters.

Algeria didn't want us Brits, who followed Algerian law when we were there; it is time for us to say we don't want criminal Algerians in London.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 10:12 PM (ykYG2)

You say Algeria, they say Nigeria, I say, "fuck 'em in the rearia."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:15 PM (abNpZ)

55
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:13 PM (wgV7k)


The article says that those who claim "first," but aren't, are going straight to Hell.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

56 >>Ocasio-Cortez defends Omar's flippant 9/11 comments, and says we shouldn't be allowed to show pictures of the terrorist attack because it is "triggering"

It's the real deal.

https://bit.ly/2JLaVua
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Oh, I have really had enough from these children.

If you are going to demand an end to free speech because a topic might inspire someone to send you a mean or threatening tweet, then you are not tough enough to be in Congress.

Talk to Rep Scalise and the others who were nearly assassinated on a baseball diamond in Alexandria for tips on how to deal with the stress of partisan hate. Or leave.

Oh, sensing a theme here, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 10:15 PM (bDqIh)

57 Slightly inebriated greetings! Pooky had his first
teleconference psychiatrist appointment, and it went okay, but these
things are draining.


Posted by: pookysgirl
...............
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
- H. Simpson
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:14 PM (438dO)

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Best. Episode. Ever.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2019 10:16 PM (Zbbka)

58 Wow - the 'ovation' for Jack Higgins - my eyes are all leaky and stuff tonight.

Every time I decide humans as a group are irredeemable, Mis Hum brings it and sets me right.

Thanks buddy.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)

59 ronstadt had great pipes back then. but, warren did that tune better. just an opinion from a redneck in jesusland. i'll shut the fuck up now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 10:16 PM (KP5rU)

60 I'm ready for the S word.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

How early do you typically get your first snow storm?

Occasionally we get snow in January, February, or March.

It looks pretty, but it doesn't last long.

Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2019 10:16 PM (htgmn)

61 Oh dear, what happened Miley?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

62

Breed judging for our Houston Area Hound Association show starts at 8:00 AM Wednesday. But due to some stupid mixup by the superintendent, Group judging won't be until 7:15 PM.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2019 10:15 PM (Wx/+I)


That's a long day. I hope your pups do well.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

63 Thanks for the ONT.

Do we really want Google working with our military? I don't.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 10:17 PM (n5NRb)

64 Way OT but have you all heard about Prince Andrew and Esptein? Seems
like he was seriously involved in the action. Wonder who else from the
Royals is?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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low lifes like Epstein will glom on to royals and other celebs to give themselves legitimacy..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:17 PM (438dO)

65 You know what's a really fun horror-comedy that's basically Horde Approved?
"Grabbers." It's an Irish film about squid-monsters from space who arrive on an Irish island well off the mainland. The monsters like to drink blood. But if they drink the blood of a drunk person, they die.

The protagonists' solution is, basically, hold a giant house party in the local pub, everyone's invited.

It's scary, funny and quite charming, really, as there's a love story buried in the mix.

Recommended.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2019 10:14 PM (l9m7l)


That's a fun movie. What's not to like about drunken Irish and monsters.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 10:17 PM (aS1PU)

66 I am never ready for the S word. I hate winter. Fucking hate it. But I'm helping my son move this Saturday. Temp will be 99. Ugh. I may change my mind!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 10:17 PM (dUJdY)

67 That's Waddy Wachtel with the big hair on guitar. That cat could play.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:17 PM (sJPDw)

68 Just want to give a shout out to Beastmode Lindsay.

Elusive though he may be.

The creature does exist.

Top 70.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 10:17 PM (tH5fk)

69 ronstadt had great pipes back then. but, warren did that tune better. just an opinion from a redneck in jesusland. i'll shut the fuck up now.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 10:16 PM (KP5rU)

Well, it was Zevon's tune, wasn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:18 PM (abNpZ)

70 49 Ladyl, be still my heart :-)

And Miley, was just kidding about the earbuds thing the other night. Don't wanna get on your bad side :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)


Ear buds? I must have missed all that!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

71
The wonder of Mis Hum's ONTs is that I'm at work all day salivating to jump in on Ace's hilarity and the #LatestOutrage, and then when I can finally post and I'm at the ONT, it's so chock-full of cool stuff that I sort of change mid-stream and I figure I'll get back to the #LatestOutrage around 10:00 pm PST.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2019 10:18 PM (13CQC)

72 It's scary, funny and quite charming, really, as there's a love story buried in the mix.

Recommended.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2019 10:14 PM (l9m7l)

Tentacle porn?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

73 You're no good! You're no good! You're no good! Baby you're no good!!

Posted by: Linda Ronstadt at July 15, 2019 10:19 PM (miE9U)

74 You already know what it takes to get on my bad side, qdp, and it ain't earbuds.
That being said, I'm considering investing in a portable CD player so I can enjoy tunes while I weed, and I'll certainly take your Skullcandy recommendation to heart. The problem was that I had the Green Acres theme song running through my brain for at least 2 hours and that shit cannot stand.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:19 PM (NMAzL)

75 45 {{{Jewells}}}
I had my own shit show today. Literally. Ow.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:13 PM (NMAzL)


What????

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

76 You're no good! You're no good! You're no good! Baby you're no good!!
Posted by: Linda Ronstadt


And that's what wimmen want.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 10:19 PM (tH5fk)

77 What kind of show, Miley?

Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2019 10:19 PM (htgmn)

78 I sure hope that Hayes and Goldberg get that business loan they seek after shooting their conservative pundit careers in the head. Acupuncture lady sympathizes.

Posted by: Boswell at July 15, 2019 10:19 PM (32YRo)

79
Remember kids, they weren't Slaves, they were Involuntary Immigrants!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 15, 2019 10:19 PM (p8Tfs)

80 Do we really want Google working with our military? I don't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 10:17 PM (n5NRb)

Maybe Peter Thiel ought to consider option #4: that Gurgle is run by a cabal of anti-American cockholsters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (abNpZ)

81 At one time I had the gold CD of Linda Ronstadt's Greatest Hits. Wish I still had it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U)

82 69: AOP, yes, I believe it was. Still on my playlist. Right after Lawyers, Guns, and Money.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

83 hello everyone..looks like I missed all the tasty outrage of the day..Jeff Flake is beside himself ..what about the son of the mailman? Has he tweeted his outrage yet?

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (fiC74)

84 The google is evil epitomized.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (UUkQp)

85 Howdy, beloved Horde!

(Is it okay to call you that even if I mostly lurk and only make about three comments per day?)

Anyway, I'm wanting to get in touch with NaCly Dog and haven't seen him around. Does anyone know if he said anything about being unavailable these days?

Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (4HMW8)

86 How early do you typically get your first snow storm?

Late December in these parts, although we had a freak snowstorm on Halloween a few years back. Unfortunately, it's never pretty around here. It starts to look dirty almost as soon as it falls (I know, whaddya expect in a blue city in a blue state?)

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (pPNCa)

87 Love is a nose, but you better not pick it!

Posted by: Not Linda Ronstadt at July 15, 2019 10:21 PM (miE9U)

88
That's a long day. I hope your pups do well.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison


The pups? What about me?!

Actually one of us will trot home after breed judging to let them out to exercise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2019 10:21 PM (Wx/+I)

89 Eromero, there's a lotta people and organizations that today I wouldn't mind seeing beaten into pudding.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:21 PM (miE9U)

90 meanwhile, cabela/bass-pro sell the shit out of guns and are doing fine.

i think.

I've never actually bought anything from these places except for winter socks. Basically a store the size of 2 football fields and all they sell is socks and camo under-armor apparel.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 10:22 PM (JziUy)

91 To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
- H. Simpson


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:14 PM (438dO)

Got slightly panicked when the living room lit up while Pooky was going to bed. Isolated thunderstorm was rolling through, and his nephew was out mowing our lawn, and would therefore need a ride back home. Fortunately, he had his mom's cell phone and was able to call his dad, but Pooky and I were not in shape to drive and my Mama Bear instincts were warring with one another.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 15, 2019 10:22 PM (XKZwp)

92 My bestest loved all timey Linda Ronstadt song is 'Silver Thread and Golden Needles' she recorded while with The Stone Pony's https://tinyurl.com/yxnbtrvw

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:22 PM (k3N8X)

93 Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}} Looks like I'm safe, no worries eh?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:22 PM (AZxMX)

94 Does Babylon Bee even have [\u]a comment section?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 10:22 PM (pvg5V)

95 Eromero, there's a lotta people and organizations that today I wouldn't mind seeing beaten into pudding.


Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:21 PM (miE9U)

Flaming skull pudding, perhaps?

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (XKZwp)

96 What's not to like about drunken Irish and monsters.

Posted by: DR.WTF

Man, that's a line a lot of guys have used on their wives to no effect - umm, not that I would anything about that...

Posted by: Boswell at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (32YRo)

97 pookysgirl, that's the best kind!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)

98 The article says that those who claim "first," but aren't, are going straight to Hell.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:15 PM



Oh. I still lust for "First', though, so I'm still a reprobate!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (wgV7k)

99 You can buy ammo and guns at Camping World now...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (UUBmN)

100


You gotta love that Lindsay Graham...working with Don Trump to cause the Dems to implode.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (z8c2c)

101 The article says that those who claim "first," but aren't, are going straight to Hell.

Sponge hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)

102 Upset stomach. Brb.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (NMAzL)

103 re Andrew: I wonder if that series The Young Pope is relevant here.

Someone in royalty (and the Papacy is para-royalty) is going to be surrounded by pander bears. Everyone wants to use you; because by proximity to you, they become Important too.

The Young Pope is about a misanthrope cynic who, because he distrusts pretty much the whole universe, survives the Curia (at least in the first few episodes).

Andrew seems to be a weaker sort. He believed the flattery. He believed he was elevated above the average man.

Maybe Britain needs a Borgia royal.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)

104 The protagonists' solution is, basically, hold a giant house party in the local pub, everyone's invited.

It's scary, funny and quite charming, really, as there's a love story buried in the mix.

So, it's kind of like Andy Warhol's Dracula where the Count goes to Italy looking for a virgin and almost dies from sucking the blood of the loose ladies.

Posted by: JAS at July 15, 2019 10:24 PM (I5SAg)

105 >>Do we really want Google working with our military? I don't.

No kidding.

Julian Assange wrote about Google (I know, he's not my go-to guy on any topic) but it is really interesting. Erid Schmidt at Google decided to get into the *foreign policy* biz years ago, and Assange explains how he learned this.

https://wikileaks.org/google-is-not-what-it-seems/

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 10:24 PM (bDqIh)

106
Sponge hardest hit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)


For sure.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

107 I've never actually bought anything from these places except for winter socks. Basically a store the size of 2 football fields and all they sell is socks and camo under-armor apparel.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 10:22 PM (JziUy)


You must not have found the right section of Cabelas...

yet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:24 PM (AZxMX)

108 We descend from Daniel Boone. Does this mean I am due reparations from the Creek?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 10:24 PM (pvg5V)

109 Hey Emmie, but your three posts per diem are quality!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)

110 93 Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}} Looks like I'm safe, no worries eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:22 PM (AZxMX)


I think I'm pretty safe, too.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

111 'Silver Thread and Golden Needles

A damn good pick.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:25 PM (sJPDw)

112 Poor Miley...

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

113 The people here may or may not like the artist Red Grooms. I think his installations are fun. Walking through one of them is like entering a cartoon world. But Derek Jeter and Marlins fans have every right to un-install his home run sculpture. It's their stadium.

Anyway, there's a video on YouTube of Grooms in 1970 creating his version of a Target store. Back then, Red's hair was actually red . . . and Target used to sell guns.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 15, 2019 10:25 PM (Dm6FA)

114 Julian Assange wrote about Google (I know, he's not my go-to guy on any topic) but it is really interesting. Erid Schmidt at Google decided to get into the *foreign policy* biz years ago, and Assange explains how he learned this.

https://wikileaks.org/google-is-not-what-it-seems/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 10:24 PM (bDqIh)


Eric Schmidt,

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 10:26 PM (aS1PU)

115 Allow me to introduce a term with which I had not previously been acquainted. However, we live and learn.

I was wondering, as I sat on the toilet, why my nose often ran whilst I was, er, doing the toilet a solid.

"Defecation rhinorrea" is a thing, I learned. Nose running because of taking a crap.

There is no cure. I shall soldier on.

Posted by: Halfwise at July 15, 2019 10:26 PM (kLxSO)

116 Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2019 10:16 PM (htgmn)

This past year October 20th

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

117 I thought the Feel Good Story of the Day was the Dick's story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 10:26 PM (1Z64M)

118 Thirst!

also, Dad made it through surgery and is currently ensconced in the ICU at City of Hope, awake, alert and oriented x 3.

still in pain, but hell, they cracked his spine. surgeons said everything went well.

moar details tomorrow when i meet the principals.

a hat tip to one and all for the prayers, etc.

keep'em coming.

time to grill dinner and catch up on my beer drinking: it's been a loooooooooooong day.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2019 10:26 PM (74nHm)

119 NO wait my bestest bestest song from Linda Ronstadt was her cover of Buddy Holly's Blue Bayou... awwwwww sweet sweet Linda... https://tinyurl.com/jotfwwx

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:27 PM (k3N8X)

120
Can't believe the difference between Linda Ronstadt then and now. Click at your own risk, it's a bit of a downer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tc4e1KH0UU

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2019 10:27 PM (13CQC)

121 MrPeebles, tomorrow's feel-good story:

"AOC slips, falls head-first into wood chipper"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:27 PM (miE9U)

122 Gander went tits up because failed to concentrate on hunters/fishermen and they tried to rustle the yoga pants and tennypump crowd away from Academy. When they had their big gone out of business sale, gubs could be had cheap. Or so I'm told. They are now back, and Mrs. E gets torqued at me when I call them Mount Gandercamp. Good place to walk 30 minutes after a vanilla malt.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 10:27 PM (UUkQp)

123 Continued prayers for your Pop redc1c4.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 10:27 PM (Y4EXg)

124 You can buy ammo and guns at Camping World now...
Posted by: lin-duh at July 15, 2019 10:23 PM (UUBmN)


Been eyeing a four-gun rack that will fit inside the bedroom slide-out on my pull-behind. Don't really know what I'm waiting for.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:27 PM (sJPDw)

125 The problem was that I had the Green Acres theme song running through my brain for at least 2 hours and that shit cannot stand.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:19 PM (NMAzL)

===

I still wonder what the meeting was like at CBS the day that show got green-lighted. There must have been a lot of LSD or something.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2019 10:27 PM (EZebt)

126 Blonde, I've heard the Linda Ronstadt of today could out-eat Ann & Nancy Wilson. OMG. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:28 PM (miE9U)

127 Ms. Ronstadt is a leftist & a drunk.

She once played a Vegas hotel & decided to hurl boozy insults at RR, & his supporters in the audience. Her feet never touched the floor as she was escorted off the premises. Her bags were packed for her & waiting at the curb.

I saw her 30 years ago at the Riverfront Concert series at Southern Illinois University in Edwardsville (SIUE). Guess what? She was drunk onstage then too.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 10:28 PM (Cssks)

128 Does anyone know if he said anything about being unavailable these days?

Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (4HMW

Think he is temporarily overseas these days, but not sure of his travel dates.plans!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:28 PM (AZxMX)

129 Emy Lou Harris > Linda Ronstadt

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 10:28 PM (2DOZq)

130 115 Allow me to introduce a term with which I had not previously been acquainted. However, we live and learn.

I was wondering, as I sat on the toilet, why my nose often ran whilst I was, er, doing the toilet a solid.

"Defecation rhinorrea" is a thing, I learned. Nose running because of taking a crap.

There is no cure. I shall soldier on.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 15, 2019 10:26 PM (kLxSO)

=====

No shit?

(Pun intended.)

I thought I had allergies or something ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 10:28 PM (3JbJY)

131 Maybe Britain needs a Borgia royal.

There are many ways to dispose of problem princes.

Posted by: Zombie Richard III at July 15, 2019 10:28 PM (pPNCa)

132 Jeff Flake is beside himself ..what about the son of the mailman? Has he tweeted his outrage yet?
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (fiC74)

Well of course he's beside himself. He's next to useless.

Posted by: Halfwise at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (kLxSO)

133 howdy y'all

Posted by: chango butt at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (B+t5k)

134 Then, just as the truck jolted to a stop, the animal swerved, missing us by mere inches.

Don't worry ... I got him with the door.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (81Etl)

135 27 {{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:10 PM (NMAzL)

Now we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

136 Sorry but Linda was never all that.

Different Drum was her career hilite.

Written by a Minkee.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (tH5fk)

137 "Defecation rhinorrea" is a thing, I learned. Nose running because of taking a crap.

There is no cure. I shall soldier on.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 15, 2019 10:26 PM (kLxSO)

At least the roll Kleenex is close to hand...

Sounds sort of like the "photic sneeze". Get out in bright sunlight, and some people, like me, sneeze once or twice, despite having no ongoing illness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (abNpZ)

138 109 Hey Emmie, but your three posts per diem are quality!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)


Well, here's a quality post:

Aww, you're sweet!

Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (4HMW8)

139 Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2019 10:26 PM (74nHm)

===

Prayer for a speedy and complete healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (EZebt)

140 NO wait my bestest bestest song from Linda Ronstadt was her cover of Buddy Holly's Blue Bayou... awwwwww sweet sweet Linda... https://tinyurl.com/jotfwwx
Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:27 PM (k3N8X)


That's my favorite too.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (aS1PU)

141 82 69: AOP, yes, I believe it was. Still on my playlist. Right after Lawyers, Guns, and Money.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

It is a Zevon tune

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

142 Emy Lou Harris > Linda Ronstadt
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Linda > Nickelback

That's the best I can do.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 10:30 PM (tH5fk)

143
Now we're getting somewhere.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)


Insom!!!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

144 Jeff Flake is outraged at Trump's remarks!!

Jeff Flake is also outraged because his granola this morning was soggy, his office mail was late, and the inflatable girl doll he ordered from XXXkink.com didn't look as attractive as in the picture...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:30 PM (miE9U)

145 129
Emy Lou Harris > Linda Ronstadt


Emmy has aged much better than LR.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 10:31 PM (nQNVp)

146 Ladyl!!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

147 Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2019 10:26 PM (74nHm)

Prayers up again for continued healing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:31 PM (AZxMX)

148 Mitt Romney is a special kind of shit bag. Just sayin..

Posted by: CarpeMish at July 15, 2019 10:31 PM (OUlqh)

149 Warren Zevon could write a song just as funny as anything Weird Al ever did.

Check out "Mr Bad Example" sometime.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:31 PM (miE9U)

150 redc1c4, good to hear on your dad. Here's praying he continues to do well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 10:31 PM (n5NRb)

151 At one time I had the gold CD of Linda Ronstadt's Greatest Hits. Wish I still had it.

Posted by: qdpsteve

............
My wife has her album "What's New" on her ipod... this was an 80's album she made of old standards by Irving Berlin, the Gershwins and Sammy Cahn among others.. beautifully done..
What a set of pipes this woman had.. too bad she was a libtard asshole.. but still.. As a singer, I gotta love her pipes..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:31 PM (438dO)

152 Well of course he's beside himself. He's next to useless.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (kLxSO)

Zing!!!!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:31 PM (abNpZ)

153 OK, you have been warned. A lot of clicks and a time consuming link. The hottest selling cars in America.

Those cars all looked like the same basic piece of shit. The corolla looked like a blue booger.

The trucks were fine. They looked like ... trucks. Not a fan of 4 door trucks, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 15, 2019 10:31 PM (81Etl)

154 Get out in bright sunlight, and some people, like me, sneeze once or twice, despite having no ongoing illness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:29 PM (abNpZ)

===

Staring into bright light can help get a sneeze out if it is a little reluctant

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2019 10:31 PM (EZebt)

155 Emmie, he's fine.. he'll be back soon. Don't feel like I should say any more than that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 10:32 PM (dUJdY)

156 The bison on the North Rim of the Grand Canyon came from the bison preserve at South Canyon on the east side.

I lived there for 6 summers in the 1970's, fixing fence, repairing water lines, painting the skinning barn...

...it was glorious. Two guys, living in a 1930's bunkhouse, 90 miles from town, at the age of 18 the first summer. It was though the 20th century didn't exist. No phone, no electricity, no TV, no neighbors, and 40 miles to the mailbox at the Marble Canyon bridge over the Grand Canyon.

Every day, the sun rose over the canyon, and set over the Kaibab Pkateau.

An elegiac idyll I miss every day.

Posted by: retropox at July 15, 2019 10:32 PM (+SHyF)

157 Wait what.. Rolling Stones cover by Linda Ronstadt... Tumbling Dice.. love love Linda.. thump thump thump...https://tinyurl.com/ycjwrj4g

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:32 PM (k3N8X)

158 Juice Newton > Linda Ronstadt

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

159 Emy Lou Harris > Linda Ronstadt

She's better than just about anybody. Comparisons to her ain't really fair.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:32 PM (sJPDw)

160 >>I still wonder what the meeting was like at CBS the day that show got green-lighted. There must have been a lot of LSD or something.

NY TV exec to producer: "Say, the wife and I just purchased the cutest farm in Vermont. Imagine me, a farmer" *chuckles*

Producer: "That's nice."

NY TV exec: "Oh, but the characters in the small town are so silly. And my wife - you know she's from Europe, right? - she just cannot understand what life is like outside of the city. . ."

Producer: "Tell me more!"
*scribbles notes*

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 10:32 PM (bDqIh)

161 Chi-Town, yup. Some of the scathing criticism Ronstadt got for making that album was just ridiculous.

Ladyl, Juice wasn't bad. Kind of a 1980s Linda.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:33 PM (miE9U)

162 Monday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y6eupytg

https://tinyurl.com/yylma5ux

https://tinyurl.com/y6kg7he9

https://tinyurl.com/y4zhygkd

https://tinyurl.com/y3wqt4j8

Posted by: kbdabear at July 15, 2019 10:33 PM (qAR6u)

163 half this country kisses dylan's ass as the great american song writer. zevon kicked his ass in his sleep. took dylan twenty minutes to get to the point in his tunes. only to find out, there was no point. ironically, i like dylan. the only thing about ronstadt is she let moonbeam soil her lady parts. it was all downhill after that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 10:34 PM (KP5rU)

164 Google is run by traitors from the top down.


Supported all the way by Democrats, of course.


Google built the Chinese on-line spy machine for them, yet refuses the Dept of Defense cloud storage services, which they are a vendor.

Thiel is correct.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 10:34 PM (sy5kK)

165 >>>>"Defecation rhinorrea" is a thing, I learned. Nose running because of taking a crap.

There is no cure. I shall soldier on.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 15, 2019 10:26 PM (kLxSO)


My nose itches when I floss. It is a cross to bear

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 10:34 PM (pvg5V)

166 qdpsteve.. did the package arrive?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 10:34 PM (dUJdY)

167 Think he is temporarily overseas these days, but not sure of his travel dates.plans!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:28 PM (AZxMX)


Thank you, Hrothgar. I'm traveling through his neck of the woods in a couple of weeks and Mr. Bassman and I would like to minimomee with him and his wife.

Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2019 10:34 PM (4HMW8)

168 I remember that song!


You're no good...
I'll bet you think this song is about you...
You're no good...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 10:35 PM (ZqRa6)

169
Our local mall is building an entire new wing entrance with Dick's as the anchor store. Started 2 years ago, almost done. The retail property management company must be feelin good.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 15, 2019 10:35 PM (p8Tfs)

170 While doing dishes and laundry, I realized I was out of some things and had to run out to a couple places to restock. That's the story of my life.

(The chores . . . the stores . . . )

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)

171 Jewells, it did! Thanks so much!! They're beautiful!! Can't wait to show 'em off at the SoCalMoMee.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)

172 NO wait my bestest bestest song from Linda Ronstadt was her cover of Buddy Holly's Blue Bayou... awwwwww sweet sweet Linda... https://tinyurl.com/jotfwwx

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:27 PM (k3N8X)


My favorite Linda Ronstadt song is her duet with Emmylou Harris - For a Dancer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VArW_x590bQ


I don't really like any other Ronstadt songs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 15, 2019 10:35 PM (81Etl)

173 Juice Newton > Linda Ronstadt

Posted by: Ladyl
.........
yeah.. no way..
Nowhere near the range or depth..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)

174 And then, in the 1980's, the Arizona Game and Fish diluted their effort to manage the buffalo ranch, and the herd moved up onto the plateau.

Where they are free from the annual hunt.

The managed herd of about 150 is now close to 1,000 (or more), living in Grand Canyon Nat'l Park.

They can only be culled with a permit, and when the step over the line to Forest land.

Posted by: retropox at July 15, 2019 10:35 PM (+SHyF)

175 re 165: why do you floss your nose..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 10:36 PM (ZqRa6)

176 mallfly, uh, that's Carly Simon :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:36 PM (miE9U)

177 More Monday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y58wuhaj

https://tinyurl.com/y3oo68wo

https://tinyurl.com/y4ounxv9

https://tinyurl.com/y24uf33x

https://tinyurl.com/y3gxcplc

Posted by: kbdabear at July 15, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)

178 If you want a leftwing activist who could really SING, eschew Ms. Ronstadt & opt for Joan Baez.

Ronstadt is to Baez what Barry Manilow is to Pavarotti.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 10:36 PM (Cssks)

179 Sounds sort of like the "photic sneeze"
==
Mrs. Refugee called bullshit on that little bug in my DNA when we were dating. I swore up and down it was a real thing, but she never believed me. Eventually, i found an online article describing it. Grudgingly, she acknowledged, on this topic, I was not BS'ing her.

And tomorrow marks 25 years married.


Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2019 10:36 PM (8AONa)

180 I saw her 30 years ago at the Riverfront Concert series at Southern Illinois University in Edwardsville (SIUE). Guess what? She was drunk onstage then too.
Posted by: mnw

My older sister saw her over 40 YEARS AGO, and she was unimpressed, as Linda dropped her guitar pick into the guitar, sang out of tune, etc.. My sister thought she was drunk.

Seems to be a common thread here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 15, 2019 10:36 PM (S6Pax)

181 Here's a little something from Emmy Lou - my favorite.
https://bit.ly/1ytqkkB

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:37 PM (sJPDw)

182 155 Emmie, he's fine.. he'll be back soon. Don't feel like I should say any more than that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 10:32 PM (dUJdY)


Thank you, Jewells. I'll just have to keep an eye out for him.

Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2019 10:37 PM (4HMW8)

183 mnw, true.
I don't care what anyone says, Baez did a great cover of The Band's "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:37 PM (miE9U)

184
Emy Lou Harris > Linda Ronstadt

----

She's better than just about anybody. Comparisons to her ain't really fair.
Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:32 PM (sJPDw)

--------

There's at least a 50% chance that this sock is my dad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 10:37 PM (5aX2M)

185 Jewells, it did! Thanks so much!! They're beautiful!! Can't wait to show 'em off at the SoCalMoMee.

Excellent!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 10:37 PM (dUJdY)

186 Damn, but that creek in fall picture looks really good right now! Omaha is slated to have temps in the high 90s with a not much lower humidity level for the next four or five days. Not much relief at night, either. And the supposed cool down coming next week is down to the mid 90s. I quit. I resign. July in Omaha is miserable -- almost as miserable as August in South Jersey.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2019 10:37 PM (eP3XU)

187 .........
yeah.. no way..
Nowhere near the range or depth..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)


I disagree.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

188 I'm not really a big fan of the California crowd, but here's a nice version of Pitiful Me,
https://tinyurl.com/y4lhdd7e
Jackson Browne on vocals, and - best part - Bonnie Raitt on the slide.
You ready gals?

Posted by: Vertov at July 15, 2019 10:38 PM (gKj9E)

189 127 Ms. Ronstadt is a leftist & a drunk.

She once played a Vegas hotel & decided to hurl boozy insults at RR, & his supporters in the audience. Her feet never touched the floor as she was escorted off the premises. Her bags were packed for her & waiting at the curb.

I saw her 30 years ago at the Riverfront Concert series at Southern Illinois University in Edwardsville (SIUE). Guess what? She was drunk onstage then too.
Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 10:28 PM (Cssks)

heh heh and your point is? It's fucking old school rock and roll man, You grab a fifth of Jack and jump on stage.. Damned the Torpedo's.....

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:38 PM (k3N8X)

190 Baez also seemed to have a bit of a sense of humor.

She released an album once called "Play Me Backwards."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:38 PM (miE9U)

191 Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2019 10:36 PM (8AONa)

Congrats

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

192 My pimp shot my dealer @ 169 Tore down Sears and now filling space with dick's. In ETEX. Must be nuckinfutz.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 10:38 PM (UUkQp)

193 Producer: "Tell me more!"
*scribbles notes*
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 10:32 PM (bDqIh)

Somebody should do a reboot of Green Acres. Two hipsters from NYC, a married gay couple, move to some land near Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan to raise organic marijuana on their 5-acre parcel.

Meanwhile, redneck Saskatchewan farmers nearby are growing Monsanto Roundup-Ready weed by the metric fuckton on their nearby six-section holding.

Hijinks ensure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:38 PM (abNpZ)

194 I'll never give HotAir or CNN/MSNBC the click. Fuck their faces with a rusty chainsaw.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 10:38 PM (FTPVM)

195 Hmmm, so buffalo are several steps above Pandas in the Darwin ladder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 10:39 PM (n5NRb)

196 I don't care what anyone says, Baez did a great cover of The Band's "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down."

Posted by: qdpsteve

====
That's not right. That's not even wrong. That's just . . . aaaargh.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2019 10:39 PM (8AONa)

197
NO wait my bestest bestest song from Linda Ronstadt was her cover of
Buddy Holly's Blue Bayou... awwwwww sweet sweet Linda...
https://tinyurl.com/jotfwwx


Posted by: sOME mORON


Roy Orbison's Blue Bayou.. not Buddy Holly

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:39 PM (438dO)

198 That letter to the train company looks an awful lot like a straw! That guy needs to be fined and possibly jailed! Doesn't he know that every cylinder ever produced by man has killed at least 5 sea turtles!

Can someone explain how my straws make it from Minnesota to the ocean were they kill marine life. I mean, I assume the Mississippi river is involved but how do they make it from the landfill TO the river?

Posted by: JB1000 at July 15, 2019 10:40 PM (0JkhZ)

199 Ronstadt is to Baez what Barry Manilow is to Pavarotti.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 10:36 PM (Cssks)


Weight-wise, Ronstadt is almost the same as Pavoratti and Baez and Manilow are pretty close.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 15, 2019 10:40 PM (6fsOH)

200 retropox @ 174- Have you read the story about Scotty Phillip and the buffalo?

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 10:40 PM (UUkQp)

201 re 189: RR... Ricky Ricardo?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 10:40 PM (ZqRa6)

202 Producer: "Tell me more!"
*scribbles notes*
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 10:32 PM (bDqIh)

===

That is a highly believable scenario.

As a kid the absurdity of that show got under my skin. That pig could not talk. Spare me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2019 10:40 PM (EZebt)

203 If you want a leftwing activist who could really SING, eschew Ms. Ronstadt & opt for Joan Baez.

Ronstadt is to Baez what Barry Manilow is to Pavarotti.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 10:36 PM (Cssks)


I still remember way back in the day, when for some ungodly reason, we put an LP version of a Baez song on an audio spectrum analyzer.There were so many basically pure sine waves it was incredible!


Sorry for the engineer talk! I go now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:41 PM (AZxMX)

204 I take my shirt off while delivering the daily mail. I don't know why, I just do.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 15, 2019 10:41 PM (q1Pj5)

205 Love the top pic, it reminds me of Berea Falls.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 10:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

206 Joan Baez
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wanJQC5KAfo

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU)

207 Linda Ronstadt had a really big voice. I liked how she could belt out her songs, despite her leftism.

Posted by: Downcast at July 15, 2019 10:42 PM (p6Q7Q)

208
I still remember way back in the day, when for
some ungodly reason, we put an LP version of a Baez song on an audio
spectrum analyzer.There were so many basically pure sine waves it was
incredible!





Sorry for the engineer talk! I go now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

..............

and that was before auto-tune!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:43 PM (438dO)

209

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 10:43 PM (aKsyK)

210 >>Somebody should do a reboot of Green Acres. Two hipsters from NYC, a married gay couple, move to some land near Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan to raise organic marijuana on their 5-acre parcel.

Heh.
"Hey Pierre, how do you get your vegetables so big and healthy? *nudges hubby* you must be the luckiest young man inn Saskatchewan.""

"Uh oh, more listeria! Why does this keep happening to us?"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 10:43 PM (bDqIh)

211 retropox @ 174- Have you read the story about Scotty Phillip and the buffalo?

Very familiar with it.

The kid who fixed fences all those summers is now a biology professor...

Posted by: retropox at July 15, 2019 10:43 PM (+SHyF)

212 I still wonder what the meeting was like at CBS the
day that show got green-lighted. There must have been a lot of LSD or
something.





Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2019 10:27 PM (EZebt)

It was a hilarious show. I just don't want the theme song in my head for hours at a time.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (who still literally has an ass) at July 15, 2019 10:43 PM (NMAzL)

213 Hijinks ensure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:38 PM (abNpZ)


A made for CBC series if ever I heard one, but it needs a muslima in there somewhere!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:43 PM (AZxMX)

214 and lovely picture. River is probably full of poisonous turtles just waiting to kill innocent bunny rabbits with names like Alexandria and Rashida.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 10:44 PM (ZqRa6)

215
It was a hilarious show. I just don't want the theme song in my head for hours at a time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (who still literally has an ass) at July 15, 2019 10:43 PM (NMAzL)


Are you okay?

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

216
who the fuck listed Joan Baez as their favorite female singer? 'I dreamed I saw Joe Hill Last Night'? Joe Hill was a commie union agitator,,, Emmi Lou Harris couldn't sniff Linda Ronstadt's Jack Daniels bottle cap... Both not Rock and rollers.. sorry try again guys/girls...

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:44 PM (k3N8X)

217
OMG, I still love Linda!

Most talented butt tambourine player ever...

Posted by: Spun & Murky at July 15, 2019 10:44 PM (4DCSq)

218 207 Linda Ronstadt had a really big voice. I liked how she could belt out her songs, despite her leftism.
Posted by: Downcast at July 15, 2019 10:42 PM (p6Q7Q)

Hello !!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:45 PM (k3N8X)

219 I NEVER said Joan Baez was my favorite female singer. Good grief.

Alls I saids was, I liked her version of The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down. Hey,, I like the Band's original too!! Don't tase me bro!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:45 PM (miE9U)

220 wew, that is a big fat orange moon out there to my east

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 10:45 PM (ykYG2)

221 Any Sons of Anarchy fans here? I met Kim Coates (Tig) this past weekend. I fangirled.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 10:45 PM (dUJdY)

222 Yes m'am, things have settled down somewhat.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (who still literally has an ass) at July 15, 2019 10:46 PM (NMAzL)

223 Present day Ronstadt looks like Tammi of the Squidbillies, big gulp and all.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 15, 2019 10:46 PM (FTPVM)

224 >>That is a highly believable scenario.


Confession: My MIL and her husband retired from Princeton, NJ to a Vermont farm. I hear about the crazy locals down the road, all hunting and snowmobiling, when we visit. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 10:46 PM (bDqIh)

225 222 Yes m'am, things have settled down somewhat.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (who still literally has an ass) at July 15, 2019 10:46 PM (NMAzL)


Good!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 15, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

226 Sounds sort of like the "photic sneeze"

There's also exercise-induced rhinorrhea, which runs in my mother's side of the family. Doesn't matter whether the exercise is jogging, yoga, swimming, hockey, whatever. Everybody in the clan learns early to pack something to blow their runny nose on before they head off to the gym/pool/field.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 10:46 PM (pPNCa)

227 Brule River. Northern Wisconsin.

Posted by: Chiounard at July 15, 2019 10:47 PM (ua1m6)

228 Speaking of Green Acres and LSD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoiNPxW7auA



(Fun fact: Bill Mumy of Lost in Space fame is partially responsible for this.)

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

229 If we are going for the modern day Ronstadt I would vote for Jewel. Very hot and can sing .

( when I say Modern I mean the 90's. Holy shit where did the time go. She's still hot though)

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

230 anyway, I never cared for Linda Ronstadt but her family did make a pretty good lighter.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 10:47 PM (ZqRa6)

231 Today, after Ronstadt's shows, the announcer says "Ladies and gentlemen, Linda has been rolled out of the building!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:47 PM (miE9U)

232

You could move to Vermont and open up an inn.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 10:47 PM (aKsyK)

233 Joan Baez was crap next to Joni Mitchell. She may be a lefty, but I could listen to Joni sing all night long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:48 PM (V2Yro)

234 whoever the fuck brought up green acres theme song, damn you to hell. now, i can't get it out of my head. have to check out megadeth before i turn in. just damn!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

235 Baez's The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down is good but I just listened to The band's version.

Levon Helm > Joan Baez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgM

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 10:48 PM (aS1PU)

236 I think Ronstadt has Parkinson's.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 10:49 PM (2DOZq)

237 and now it occurs to me, didn't Ronstadt maybe 20 years ago try to revive her career by playing up the fact that she was part Mexicano or something like that?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 10:49 PM (ZqRa6)

238 I couldn't care less about an entertainer's admiration of authoritarianism or predilection for sodomy as long as I'm entertained...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:49 PM (wgV7k)

239 mallfly, yup. Linda went full Northgate Gonzalez. You NEVER go full Northgate Gonzalez. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:50 PM (miE9U)

240 fixed

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL)

241 Oh well.. heading to bed.. still recovering from the weekend.

Stay safe ya'll.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 10:50 PM (dUJdY)

242 238 I couldn't care less about an entertainer's admiration of authoritarianism or predilection for sodomy as long as I'm entertained...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:49 PM (wgV7k)

So Roman Polanski is A'ok?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 10:51 PM (n5NRb)

243 And for those of you who don't know...

Northgate Gonzalez is a fairly new chain of supermarkets here in SoCal, that openly and brazenly caters mostly to, er, "new arrivals" in our state.

How brazen, you ask? The signs for all the sections are in Spanish, not English.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:51 PM (miE9U)

244 >>237 yep, mallfly she did "Canciones de mi padre" a Spanish language album. She didn't sing it very well I thought. Then there was big controversy when she beat The Gypsy Kings for Spanish language album at the Grammys.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 15, 2019 10:52 PM (a4qVe)

245 197
Roy Orbison's Blue Bayou.. not Buddy Holly
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:39 PM (438dO)

Goodness I stand corrected. Sorry Roy. and you deserve royalties .. RIP Roy Orbison...

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:52 PM (k3N8X)

246 Watching Laura Ingraham, she just called the Squad, "AOC plus 3".

I like it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 10:53 PM (sy5kK)

247 I will always dig Joan Baez if only for the movie woodstock, where her acapella version of Swing Low, Sweet Chariot dissolves into slo-mo video and audio of Pete Townsend smashing his guitar.
That was a cool juxtaposition.

Posted by: Vertov at July 15, 2019 10:53 PM (gKj9E)

248 How brazen, you ask? The signs for all the sections are in Spanish, not English.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:51 PM (miE9U)

If they aren't giving the food away, they aren't truly catering.
So glad I ditched SoCal 16 years ago.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:54 PM (NMAzL)

249 Miley, can't wait to join ya! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:54 PM (miE9U)

250 How can you trust a store with a name like "Sporting Goods"?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 10:54 PM (Ndje9)

251 So Roman Polanski is A'ok?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 10:51 PM (n5NRb)

He was glommin', so now he has to be roamin'.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 10:54 PM (abNpZ)

252 correct on Linda Ronstadt and Parkinsons - due to complications from that, she is no longer able to sing, which is very sad for someone with her talent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:55 PM (V2Yro)

253 You could move to Vermont and open up an inn.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 10:47 PM (aKsyK)


I dreamt about that.

Posted by: Bob Newhart at July 15, 2019 10:55 PM (q1Pj5)

254 Julie Andrews can't sing anymore either. Sad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:55 PM (miE9U)

255 237 and now it occurs to me, didn't Ronstadt maybe 20 years ago try to revive her career by playing up the fact that she was part Mexicano or something like that?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 10:49 PM (ZqRa6)

Uh no. Linda Ronstadt began her singing career much like other Mexican's singing Mariachi . What you are referring to is Linda's full circle full throated delve into an operatic discipline....

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:55 PM (k3N8X)

256 I jerked off in the corner while Neil Young and Crazy Horse pulled train on Linda. Fuck she was high.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at July 15, 2019 10:56 PM (FTPVM)

257 So Roman Polanski is A'ok?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 10:51 PM



Polanski doesn't entertain me, and I don't think he's really an entertainer, is he?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:56 PM (wgV7k)

258 You guys have a good night. I'm settling in for some Murder She Baked. Goodnight!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 10:56 PM (NMAzL)

259 Roy Orbison's Blue Bayou.. not Buddy Holly

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:39 PM (438dO)



Goodness I stand corrected. Sorry Roy. and you deserve royalties .. RIP Roy Orbison...

Posted by: sOME mORON
...............
Roy was a strange dude.. I never appreciated him growing up.. but my voice is almost a 100% copy of his doing Pretty Woman..
Rondstadt's version of Blue Bayou was so much better than his.. I hope he made a lot of money off of it!
And then there were his Travelling Wilbury days.. fun times..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:56 PM (438dO)

260 yeah, that's all for me. Good night and may the Ace be with you.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 10:57 PM (ZqRa6)

261 Levon Helm > Joan Baez



Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 10:48 PM (aS1PU)


The Band is on my Mt. Rushmore of Americana.

I haven't filled out all the spots. CCR is on one. I think Old Crow Medicine Show is. I haven't decided.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:58 PM (sJPDw)

262 233 Joan Baez was crap next to Joni Mitchell. She may be a lefty, but I could listen to Joni sing all night long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:48 PM (V2Yro)


Yeah, but Joni's gone kind of loony in recent years, too. I can't remember the name of it, but she has a psychosomatic affliction where she thinks there are microscopic multicolored fibers growing out of her skin pores. Apparently a number of people suffer from it and they swear that it's real. Like I said, it even has a name, although I don't remember it.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

263 Greatest female vocalist ever: Madonna.

I loved when she sang "Papa Don't Preach" in that Eva Peron movie.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2019 10:58 PM (ta49A)

264 A BOOZY reveller sleeps off a night on the tiles out cold and dangling from a garden fence by his flies.
Craig Strathie, 26, is thought to have got stuck as he tried to stumble home after necking almost a bottle of vodka.


Obviously not a native English speaker.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Correct Sequence at July 15, 2019 10:58 PM (Z65m4)

265 heh heh love this place!1

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 10:58 PM (k3N8X)

266 "Green Acres" is almost certainly a TV adaptation of the 1947 movie, "The Egg and I" which was based on book and a true story. Close enough to be the same story, different enough to not have to pay copyrights.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 10:58 PM (V2Yro)

267 Watching Laura Ingraham, she just called the Squad, "AOC plus 3".

I like it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 10:53 PM



"Al-Squaeda" is still teh best...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:59 PM (wgV7k)

268 FireHorse, you gotta stop drinkin' at the bar with Mary Cloggenstein. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:59 PM (miE9U)

269 90 meanwhile, cabela/bass-pro sell the shit out of guns and are doing fine.

i think.

I've never actually bought anything from these places except for winter socks. Basically a store the size of 2 football fields and all they sell is socks and camo under-armor apparel.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 10:22 PM (JziUy)


I started to leak tears as I walked into the first Bass Pro I had every seen. In Utah I think. Then went to the Cabelas in Dallas, that got a lot of my bashed and abused credit card. There is a photo of me with a smile that could not be removed with a belt sander. They have elevators! And fricking sharks hanging from the ceilings! Blew my god damm furriner mind.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 10:59 PM (bgJ0E)

270 127 [i I saw her 30 years ago at the Riverfront Concert series at Southern Illinois University in Edwardsville (SIUE). Guess what? She was drunk onstage then too.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 10:28 PM (Cssks)

You from the area? I grew up in Edwardsville.

Posted by: The Hoser at July 15, 2019 11:00 PM (v3UCk)

271 Wednesday night in the little bandshell on the lake, Joan Osborne's gonna do two hours of Dylan songs, free admission. We're gonna be there early.

Loved "Saint Theresa" from her "Relish" album.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 15, 2019 11:00 PM (FcA5n)

272 The Band is on my Mt. Rushmore of Americana...
Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:58 PM (sJPDw)


Yup, definitely.
I stumbled on them as a yute when I bought Music From Big Ping based solely on its cover. I chose wisely.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 11:00 PM (aS1PU)

273 And for those of you who don't know...

Northgate Gonzalez is a fairly new chain of supermarkets here in SoCal, that openly and brazenly caters mostly to, er, "new arrivals" in our state.

How brazen, you ask? The signs for all the sections are in Spanish, not English.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 10:51 PM (miE9U)

Thanks for the explanation!

More than 50% of my county speaks German at home, yet all our store signs are in English.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:01 PM (Rz2Nc)

274 I've heard of that fiber thing - yeah, it's a strange one, and the strangest part is that it happens often enough to have it's own medical term. (I don't remember it, don't need to)

What I liked about her music was that although she built her reputation as a folk singer, by talent she was one of the best pure jazz female vocalists of her generation. This song, "Twisted" is one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iisYw0epV_Q

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:02 PM (V2Yro)

275 "One of the men who made a fortune rebuilding the city after the blaze was a medical doctor turned developer with the appropriately fiery name of Nicholas If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-for-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone. (The hortatory name had been given to him by his father, the millenarian preacher Praise God Barebone.)"

Or, "Jeremiah Oh-Lord-Arise-Scatter-Thy-Enemies Jones",
as a young Cavalier in disguise as a Roundhead called himself.

Posted by: Sal at July 15, 2019 11:02 PM (VBJqO)

276 Evasive, ah geez. :-)

Imagining a Germans supermarket gives me a headache. Plus I imagine some of the store section signs' verbiage is longer than the entire width of the store itself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 11:03 PM (miE9U)

277
Blonde, I've heard the Linda Ronstadt of today could out-eat Ann & Nancy Wilson. OMG. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve

======

And she's medicated. Talks slow. Looks kind of lost. Thin purplish hair.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2019 11:03 PM (13CQC)

278 Performing drunk:

I hate it. No matter what kind of music an artist is performing, being drunk &/or drugged up onstage demonstrates CONTEMPT FOR YOUR AUDIENCE, imo.

Some notorious party-hearty musicians were nonetheless EXTREMELY professional about always being clean & sober when they took the stage: Patsy Cline; Freddie Mercury; Gene Simmons; & Alice Cooper, among others, come to mind.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 11:04 PM (Cssks)

279 I can eat 50 eggs. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Linda Ronstadt at July 15, 2019 11:05 PM (q1Pj5)

280 qdpsteve - "Mr Bad Example" is my favorite Zevon song.

"I got a part-time job at my father's carpet store.

Laying tackless stripping, and housewives by the score."

lol

Posted by: cfo mom at July 15, 2019 11:05 PM (RfzVr)

281 That's why they call her "Cool Hand Linda" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 11:05 PM (miE9U)

282 CFO Mom, yup :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 11:06 PM (miE9U)

283 274
What I liked about her music was that although she built her reputation as a folk singer, by talent she was one of the best pure jazz female vocalists of her generation. This song, "Twisted" is one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iisYw0epV_Q

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:02 PM (V2Yro)


Yes, that's what I like too. She began as a sort of frail hippie-style folk singer, then morphed into a tough cookie worldly-wise jazz singer. Nice.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

284 Morgellons syndrome.

it's "delusional parasitosis"

Posted by: retropox at July 15, 2019 11:06 PM (+SHyF)

285 Imagining a Germans supermarket gives me a headache. Plus I imagine some of the store section signs' verbiage is longer than the entire width of the store itself.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 11:03 PM (miE9U)

Primarily a large Amish, Mennonite, Swiss area. We're very orderly.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

286 Linda Ronstadt--loved her singing forever.
Her album with Aaron Neville was almost spiritual. Look into my father's eyes? She's talking about out Heavenly Father, no?
I'm so sorry she lost her voice and health to Parkinson's disease.

Posted by: pj at July 15, 2019 11:07 PM (qlTN9)

287 The local Wegmans has a "European" food section where one can get Marmite and Heinz spaghetti, and a Hispanic section... The kosher and halal stuff is scattered about, though... They offer frozen goat cubes, too, for some reason...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 11:07 PM (wgV7k)

288 pj, "look into my father's eyes" sounds like a Clapton song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 11:07 PM (miE9U)

289 270 Hoser

I still live there.

Interested in a STL area MoMe?

So far, not much interest has been shown. Maybe there aren't enuf 'rons in tha STL area.

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 11:08 PM (Cssks)

290 Evasive, so all the food is in alphabetical order? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 11:08 PM (miE9U)

291 Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 10:59 PM (bgJ0E)

You are a Moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

292 What I liked about her music was that although she built her reputation as a folk singer, by talent she was one of the best pure jazz female vocalists of her generation. This song, "Twisted" is one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iisYw0epV_Q
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 11:02 PM (V2Yro)

I have always loved this song by her, really highlights her vocal range:


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=dSSi4jZsDmo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 11:08 PM (abNpZ)

293 Polanski doesn't entertain me, and I don't think he's really an entertainer, is he?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:56 PM (wgV7k)

Fair question. He would probably label himself an artist. However, artist is just a pretentious name for entertainer, their clientele is just a bit more prissy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:09 PM (n5NRb)

294 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

Love Lehmansccatalogs from Kidron OH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 11:10 PM (aA3+G)

295 259
Roy was a strange dude.. I never appreciated him growing up.. but my voice is almost a 100% copy of his doing Pretty Woman..
Rondstadt's version of Blue Bayou was so much better than his.. I hope he made a lot of money off of it!
And then there were his Travelling Wilbury days.. fun times..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 10:56 PM (438dO)

All of the above.. Cudos to the Traveling Wilbury's for including Roy Orbison... Nice to see Roy was admired by his peers.. nuf said..

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 11:11 PM (k3N8X)

296 Watching Laura Ingraham, she just called the Squad, "AOC plus 3".

I like it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 10:53 PM

"Al-Squaeda" is still teh best...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 10:59 PM (wgV7k)

I guess that's better than Twat Squad

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 15, 2019 11:12 PM (dm05u)

297 They offer frozen goat cubes, too, for some reason...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 11:07 PM (wgV7k)

Defrost a bag of goat cubes, and you've got a pretty good fleshlight!

Posted by: Achmed the Tentmaker at July 15, 2019 11:12 PM (tVQUs)

298 Why thank you. And as I am also a Scots Presbyterian Dutch Joo, I love the Cabelas "seconds or return section". The bargains!

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (bgJ0E)

299 I've got just a bit of sympathy for Polanski what with his childhood and what happened to his wife and all that... So he buggered a precocious tartlet -- could be worse!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (wgV7k)

300 If you had a choice between spending a free weekend in

Niagara Falls
Burlington VT
Quebec City
Montreal


Which would you pick and why?

Asking for a friend.



Posted by: Obligatory at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (WdocV)

301 Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 10:59 PM (bgJ0E)

You are a true Moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

FTFY

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (AZxMX)

302 The local Wegmans has a "European" food section where one can get Marmite and Heinz spaghetti, and a Hispanic section... The kosher and halal stuff is scattered about, though... They offer frozen goat cubes, too, for some reason...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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Do they have Ikea meat balls?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (HTHlp)

303 Evasive, so all the food is in alphabetical order? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 11:08 PM (miE9U)

Lol, that would be nice. It's orderly, and people around here are so damn polite.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:14 PM (Rz2Nc)

304 You could move to Vermont and open up an inn.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 10:47 PM (aKsyK)

I dreamt about that.
Posted by: Bob Newhart

----

You don't say?

Posted by: Suzanne Pleshette at July 15, 2019 11:14 PM (Y4EXg)

305 Niagra Falls! Slowly I turned . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2019 11:14 PM (q1Pj5)

306 Obligatory, Montreal would be my choice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 15, 2019 11:15 PM (Rarvo)

307 Evasive, so all the food is in alphabetical order? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 11:08 PM (miE9U)


The heel clicking can get out of hand sometimes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2019 11:15 PM (q1Pj5)

308 Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (wgV7k)

I've done a lot of stupid and evil shit in this too-long life, but cornholing 13 year olds was thankfully not one of them.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 11:16 PM (ykYG2)

309

Linda Ronstadt's "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd2_LKoTYKw

Teri Clark did it better, IMHO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3064dD-qGQ

Zevon did a cover, too, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 11:16 PM (f1Vqw)

310 If you had a choice between spending a free weekend in

Niagara Falls
Burlington VT
Quebec City
Montreal


Which would you pick and why?

Asking for a friend.



Posted by: Obligatory at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (WdocV)

It depends, can this friend speak Quebec "French"?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 15, 2019 11:16 PM (tVQUs)

311 Which would you pick and why?

Asking for a friend.



Posted by: Obligatory at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (WdocV)

Go to Niagara Falls, toting a 36" pipe wrench, and announce, "I'm here to fix the leak!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 11:16 PM (abNpZ)

312 301 Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 10:59 PM (bgJ0E)

You are a true Moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

FTFY
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (AZxMX)


Baby Jeebus. Stop with the smoke blowing. Ta very muchly tho.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 11:16 PM (bgJ0E)

313 I think "Hejira" is probably my favorite Joni Mitchell album. I played the hell out of it when it was released.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWUgPIQNgGo

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

314 Love Lehmansccatalogs from Kidron OH
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 11:10 PM (aA3+G)

That's right up the road! Wonderful store, we go there every few months, if you ever need something from there, but would like to "see" it first, I can certainly check it out.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)

315 >>>Zevon did a cover, too, I think.

It was his song.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 15, 2019 11:17 PM (RfzVr)

316 heh heh Customer service letter is a hoot... I run a small construction co in NJ. I employ two customer service representatives
Guido and Vito. Most of the time problems get resolved..

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 11:18 PM (k3N8X)

317 That's right up the road! Wonderful store, we go there every few months, if you ever need something from there, but would like to "see" it first, I can certainly check it out.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)

Do they have "strike anywhere" wooden matches? Those are getting very hard to find.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 11:19 PM (abNpZ)

318 I've done a lot of stupid and evil shit in this too-long life, but cornholing 13 year olds was thankfully not one of them.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 11:16 PM (ykYG2)


Scant praise I think, but sometimes I think that may be my only positive accomplishment!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 11:20 PM (AZxMX)

319 228 Speaking of Green Acres and LSD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoiNPxW7auA

(Fun fact: Bill Mumy of Lost in Space fame is partially responsible for this.)
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

===

Miley, do not watch this unless you want a new, even creepier earworm

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2019 11:20 PM (EZebt)

320 Classy act by the high school kids.
Proud of them.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:20 PM (QMwOT)

321 I remember the show when Bob Ross painted the photo in the header . It was a little friend here a little friend there.. Nice to be amongst friends again

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 11:20 PM (k3N8X)

322 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)


Awesome, the last thing I purchased from there was a 12 cup percolator

Our cabin is off the grid, lots of Lehman items in it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 11:21 PM (aA3+G)

323 I've done a lot of stupid and evil shit in this too-long life, but cornholing 13 year olds was thankfully not one of them.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 11:16 PM



Touché...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 11:21 PM (wgV7k)

324 Do they have "strike anywhere" wooden matches? Those are getting very hard to find.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 11:19 PM (abNpZ)


My goodness, think of the children!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 11:21 PM (AZxMX)

325 Do they have "strike anywhere" wooden matches? Those are getting very hard to find.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 11:19 PM (abNpZ)

The reviews on amazon for Diamond greentip strike anywhere are pretty brutal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:21 PM (n5NRb)

326 I've done a lot of stupid and evil shit in this too-long life, but cornholing 13 year olds was thankfully not one of them.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 11:16 PM (ykYG2)

So you got that going for you. I'm impressed...

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 11:22 PM (k3N8X)

327 Quebec City. Never been.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:22 PM (QMwOT)

328 Halfwise #115:
"Defecation rhinorrea" is a thing, I learned. Nose running because of taking a crap.
There is no cure. I shall soldier on.


I'm pretty sure there's a homeopathic remedy for that. Let me check the Materia Medica.

(What's funny is, there probably is a homeopathic remedy for that. Seemingly unrelated symptoms is pretty much how Homeopathy 'prescribes.' Like, "sneezing when someone enters a room.")

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Correct Sequence at July 15, 2019 11:22 PM (Z65m4)

329 qdpsteve, yes, but it was just a line in a Ronstadt song...looking...

Posted by: pj at July 15, 2019 11:22 PM (qlTN9)

330
I had to miss out on all the fun today when Al Squaeda was holding the Airing of Grievances, so I'm listening to them now. I can't believe -- every line, every phrase is insane. What's this phase of our history going to be called? A name as notorious as "McCarthyism" or "the Red Scare." The American Cultural Revolution? Insane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2019 11:22 PM (13CQC)

331 Love Lehmansccatalogs from Kidron OH
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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If you are ever in the area, drive past Lehman's in Kidron and head to Mt. Hope and the Amish store there.

The Kidron store, while great fun to visit, is essentially for the "English" tourists with corresponding prices. The Mt. Hope hardware store has the same goods but charges MUCH more reasonable prices. We (Amish/Mennonite) have a word for taking advantage of the English - Yutzied - as in "Wow, you really yutzied that guy."

Posted by: Suzanne Pleshette at July 15, 2019 11:23 PM (Y4EXg)

332 I had a friend who drove his Mazda GLC (Great Little Car!) cross country after graduating high school. He was in one of the big square states and a buffalo was running straight down the highway at him.

The buffalo hit him square on and rolled over the top, hit the ground running.

The car completed the cross country trip but the roof was buckled and had to be totalled.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 11:23 PM (ZfRYq)

333 Wow Lindsey Graham's statement!

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 11:23 PM (yfLR3)

334 Do they have "strike anywhere" wooden matches? Those are getting very hard to find.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 11:19 PM



They offer them at Wegmans...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 15, 2019 11:23 PM (wgV7k)

335 Damn it! Off Newhart's wife's sock!

Posted by: Suzanne Pleshette at July 15, 2019 11:23 PM (Y4EXg)

336 Classy act by the high school kids.
Proud of them.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:20 PM (QMwOT)


This is the kind of thing that, in spite of my (usually correct) instincts, gives some faint shred of hope for the future!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 11:24 PM (AZxMX)

337 300 If you had a choice between spending a free weekend in

Niagara Falls
Burlington VT
Quebec City
Montreal


Which would you pick and why?

Asking for a friend.



Posted by: Obligatory at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (WdocV)


Montreal to see the Canadiens take on an original 6 NHL team.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 11:24 PM (aA3+G)

338 I did not realize Suzanne Pleshette was of the Brethren!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 15, 2019 11:24 PM (Rarvo)

339 Did someone say Green Acres?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCkmOCsI-hc

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 11:25 PM (ZfRYq)

340 Do they have "strike anywhere" wooden matches? Those are getting very hard to find.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 11:19 PM (abNpZ)

I think I can get those at my grocery store, I'll double check, but I've seen them somewhere recently.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:25 PM (Rz2Nc)

341
The heel clicking can get out of hand sometimes.
Posted by: Count de Monet


There's no place like home.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 11:26 PM (aKsyK)

342 Posted by: Suzanne Pleshette at July 15, 2019 11:23 PM (Y4EXg)


Are they modern enough to have a catalog?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)

343 That letter would have been better if delivered by hand.

The rolled up one, natch.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 15, 2019 11:27 PM (Z4rgH)

344 Does anyone else recall this? In the original Zevon "Pitiful Me", I think there's a great verse no cover has the nerve to copy.
I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar
She asked me if I'd beat her
She took me back to the Hyatt House
.....I don't want to talk about it

Posted by: Vertov at July 15, 2019 11:27 PM (gKj9E)

345 338 I did not realize Suzanne Pleshette was of the Brethren!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 15, 2019 11:24 PM (Rarvo)

Pffttt...

Posted by: Darels other brother Shecky at July 15, 2019 11:27 PM (k3N8X)

346 Huh, they sell magnesium shavings for starting camp fires on amazon. Good way to ruin the night vision.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:28 PM (n5NRb)

347 possums

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 11:28 PM (Cssks)

348

I saw her 30 years ago at the Riverfront Concert series at Southern Illinois University in Edwardsville (SIUE).


Salukis!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2019 11:28 PM (Wx/+I)

349 Awesome, the last thing I purchased from there was a 12 cup percolator

Our cabin is off the grid, lots of Lehman items in it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 15, 2019 11:21 PM (aA3+G)

Nice. Originally they were an Amish hardware store, now the are more geared toward off the grid and tourist.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:29 PM (Rz2Nc)

350 Bet the Ohmar bitch cried like a baby when bin Laden was killed!
Someone should ask her how hard she cried when she heard the news?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:29 PM (QMwOT)

351
Wow Lindsey Graham's statement!
Posted by: kallisto

======

Even better to watch than to read! He's practically flashing his teeth.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2019 11:29 PM (13CQC)

352 heh heh Customer service letter is a hoot... I run a small construction co in NJ. I employ two customer service representatives
Guido and Vito. Most of the time problems get resolved..
Posted by: sOME mORON
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Heh. We had a truck driver named Guido, from NY. Every now and then there would be a problem with union guys at some terminal location where we were shipping stuff for trade shows.

I don't know how Guido handled it, but things were always sorted out *very* quickly. Went from hassle to no hassle in a very short time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2019 11:29 PM (w54mS)

353 someone told me I look like Linda Ronstadt back in the day. He must have been drunk, I look nothing like her.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 11:29 PM (yfLR3)

354 Hadrian -- I clicked on the link in your Saturday pet thread posting to view the photos of Dutch. Then I wandered all around your site. To be honest with you, Borzois are not my cup of tea. German Shepherds and Shetland Sheepdogs are my favorites. But I was very impressed by yours and Her Majesty's devotion to the breed and the fantastic results of a very carefully planned breeding program.

I had never heard of showing a "brace" of dogs, but Dutch and Ilya were a beautiful and superbly matched brace. The photos of them moving in perfect synchronization were just amazing.

I do have one question for you. My theory is the longer and pointier the dog's nose, the smarter the dog. Does that hold true with your Borzois? Viewing your art collection, I saw that Borzois were originally bred for hunting. In my experience, hunting dogs can be either complete scatter brains or smarter than the dickens. Either way, best of luck at the show this week. I hope Delilah scoops up a major win.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2019 11:30 PM (eP3XU)

355 So where is that top pic from?



Also, Thread recap?

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 11:30 PM (S7WbR)

356 >> It was his song.

So it was! He recorded it in '76 I see, and Ronstadt made it a hit in '77, reversing genders. Then Terri Clarke made it a hit again in '96, almost 20 years later.

I did not know Zevon was first.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 11:30 PM (f1Vqw)

357 Imagining a Germans supermarket gives me a headache.

Here ya go-- An ad for a chain of German supermarkets that features cats as customers:

https://tinyurl.com/y4nwv5qx

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 11:30 PM (pPNCa)

358 An elegiac idyll I miss every day.

Sometimes spark plug wires will cause a miss if they run parallel to each other. A worn out distributor can cause this too.

I remember naively thinking years ago (an increasing phenomenon) that it will be interesting to see how Google opens up China to free speech and other basic human freedoms. What I hadn't considered, was that instead a Communist style digital Panopticon would be erected here instead. It makes sense in retrospect. At that time they seemed to be run by old school "hackers" in the classical sense, the type of people who believe basic information should be free or nearly so, more Libertarian than anything.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2019 11:30 PM (yUPCi)

359 'Thunder Moon'? Are they just making this shit up now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:30 PM (n5NRb)

360 353 someone told me I look like Linda Ronstadt back in the day. He must have been drunk, I look nothing like her.
Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 11:29 PM (yfLR3)

The long beard a give away?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 11:31 PM (bgJ0E)

361 Did something happen or is this a new thread?

Or was I commenting on the old thread thinking that was this thread?

I have questions.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:31 PM (tH5fk)

362 Mis Hum - nope, not the one in Mt. Hope.

But, try https://goodsstores.com/ also. They may have what you are looking for. Normally pretty reasonable.

But sometimes, Lehman's is the only choice. I'm close enough to drive so I can hit the smaller places.

It absolutely freaks out the Plain Amish when I speak small bits of the dialect. I have a 'stach and no true Amishman has a 'stach. Shades of the military and violence, don't ya know.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 11:31 PM (Y4EXg)

363 Wow Lindsey Graham's statement!
Posted by: kallisto


======


Even better to watch than to read! He's practically flashing his teeth.
--

So, did he get some sort of exorcism when McCain died? Or is his possessed by some sort of Uber Alpha Male Spirit now?

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 15, 2019 11:31 PM (AkkRZ)

364 Fuckin Mitt blowme is like the crack head sucking cock for rocks dreaming of become a cartel general.

carry on...

Posted by: Darels other brother Shecky at July 15, 2019 11:32 PM (k3N8X)

365 If you are ever in the area, drive past Lehman's in Kidron and head to Mt. Hope and the Amish store there.

The Kidron store, while great fun to visit, is essentially for the "English" tourists with corresponding prices. The Mt. Hope hardware store has the same goods but charges MUCH more reasonable prices. We (Amish/Mennonite) have a word for taking advantage of the English - Yutzied - as in "Wow, you really yutzied that guy."
Posted by: Suzanne Pleshette at July 15, 2019 11:23 PM (Y4EXg)

What store are you talking about? Mount Hope is seven miles from me, I buy hay at the Mount Hope Auction. There is a Best Hardware/Lehman's hardware, but they don't carry everything the Kindron store does.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:32 PM (Rz2Nc)

366 Dare we believe Lindsay is on our side?

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:32 PM (tH5fk)

367 The lyrics are online

Poor, Poor Pitiful Me"

I'd lay my head on the railroad tracks
And wait for the Double "E"
But the railroad don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood
I ain't naming names
She really worked me over good
She was just like Jesse James
She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well, I met a girl at the Rainbow bar
She asked me if I'd beat her
She took me back to the Hyatt House
I don't want to talk about it

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

(Well, I met a girl from the Vieux Carre`
Down in Yokahama
She picked me up and she throwed me down
I said, "Please don't hurt me, Mama")

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:32 PM (QMwOT)

368 Here ya go-- An ad for a chain of German supermarkets that features cats as customers:

https://tinyurl.com/y4nwv5qx

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 11:30 PM (pPNCa)

Germans: the Japanese of Europe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:32 PM (n5NRb)

369 Germans: the Japanese of Europe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


The Japanese of Japan.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:33 PM (tH5fk)

370 Germans: the Japanese of Europe.


well, that makes an odd sort of sense, doesn't it?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 15, 2019 11:33 PM (Rarvo)

371
So, did he get some sort of exorcism when McCain died? Or is his possessed by some sort of Uber Alpha Male Spirit now?
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist

=======

Y'know, who knows? I hear a lot of default liberals flipped to Republican on 9/11. It seems like he had his 9/11 moment in the Kavanaugh hearings.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2019 11:34 PM (13CQC)

372 361 Did something happen or is this a new thread?

Or was I commenting on the old thread thinking that was this thread?

I have questions.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:31 PM (tH5fk)

Slow down and start from the beginning.

Have you been drinking tonight, sir?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:34 PM (n5NRb)

373 >> I think there's a great verse no cover has the nerve to copy.

Jackson Browne produced it, and from what I'm reading, it's likely a reference to Browne.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 11:34 PM (f1Vqw)

374 Have you been drinking tonight, sir?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


No.


Maybe. Why?


Yes.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:35 PM (tH5fk)

375
I think I can get those at my grocery store, I'll double check, but I've seen them somewhere recently.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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Most of them are pretty cheesy, 'Made in India". It has been rumored here that Ohio Blue Tips are still available at Ace Hdw. I haven't checked. I am dubious as to whether they are what we grew up with...what some of us grew up with.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2019 11:35 PM (YvUf/)

376 350 Bet the Ohmar bitch cried like a baby when bin Laden was killed!
Someone should ask her how hard she cried when she heard the news?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:29 PM (QMwOT)

I heard the news today oh boy,
Bin Ladin killed in Downtown Pakistan,
and those the news was really sad,
well I just had to laugh,
Knowing Americans were going to vote for me,

I'd love to turn on, you....

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 11:35 PM (NgKpN)

377
Dare we believe Lindsay is on our side?
Posted by: eleven

======

Let us seize this precious moment. (Thankfully, we are being helped greatly by Al Squaeda.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2019 11:35 PM (13CQC)

378 What store are you talking about? Mount Hope is seven miles from me, I buy hay at the Mount Hope Auction. There is a Best Hardware/Lehman's hardware, but they don't carry everything the Kindron store does.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

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It's true, they don't - but normally I just ask for what I need and someone will tell me who to call or get ahold of Eli Yoder/Miller/etc and scrounge one up. But yeah, Lehman's has a bigger selection.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 11:36 PM (Y4EXg)

379 So...Dicks is going into the shitter. Maybe they should move to San Fran where its a way of life.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2019 11:36 PM (9Om/r)

380
The Japanese of Japan.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:33 PM (tH5fk)

Ok OK you got me. I admire the Japanese. There I said it.. If not for nothing but their purity of genetics !!

Posted by: Darels other brother Shecky at July 15, 2019 11:36 PM (k3N8X)

381 Lindsey got his pair defending Kavaugh.
Been growing them ever since.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:36 PM (QMwOT)

382 359 'Thunder Moon'? Are they just making this shit up now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:30 PM (n5NRb)


Yes, I think so. I never heard any of this stuff when I was a kid.

And we called lunar eclipses "lunar eclipses". Not "blood moons" which sound like something the Aztecs would have said just before plunging a knife into someone's heart.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 11:37 PM (sdi6R)

383 I had a friend who drove his Mazda GLC (Great Little Car!) cross country after graduating high school.
Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 11:23 PM (ZfRYq)


My dad used to have a GLC, back when he worked at DRC which...
*looks up Dynamics Research Corporation*
...doesn't exist any more.

The car was neat though. It came with little cardboard glasses the dealer had as a promo item that had photo slides of the car in the lenses like a Viewmaster. That's the kind of standard feature you look for in a car, when you're four years old.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2019 11:37 PM (t+qrx)

384 Nothing quite like talking your insurance agent out of driving after 7 Tito's martinis with a lemon twist.

Aren't insurance agents supposed to counsel you on risk aversion?

I'd ask for a rate reduction, but $100 tips will suffice.

Life of a bartender.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2019 11:37 PM (FsmiF)

385 Germans: the Japanese of Europe.

The Japanese like to think of themselves as the Germans of Asia-- the Japanese sociologist who sends me her books and papers for editing told me that when Japan modernized in the 1860s, it decided to use the German universities as models for its own. And she says that even today, Japanese medical students regard internships and residencies in Germany as plum positions.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 11:37 PM (pPNCa)

386 Let us seize this precious moment. (Thankfully, we are being helped greatly by Al Squaeda.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Or as I call them: The Popcorn Democrats.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:37 PM (tH5fk)

387 Ohio Blue Tip matches are, alas, just a distant memory in the minds of old dodderers.

"Diamond" brand still purports to offer what's called a strike anywhere match, but they don't work worth a shit. They've changed the business end of the formulation or recipe of stuff to something less than functional, and further reduced that amount to just a bare smidgen. In use about half tend to break, or not light. They don't even light particularly well against the friggin' box.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2019 11:37 PM (yUPCi)

388 379 So...Dicks is going into the shitter. Maybe they should move to San Fran where its a way of life.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2019 11:36 PM (9Om/r)

Dicks pretty much did that several years ago when they stopped selling guns in order to signal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:37 PM (n5NRb)

389 stoopid sock OFF wi ya!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 11:38 PM (k3N8X)

390 OT: oops, looks like the initial cut of Star Wars Nine is shit and they are doing reshoots
wired.com/story/cantina-talk-89/

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 11:38 PM (ykYG2)

391 The Japanese like to think of themselves as the Germans of Asia-- the Japanese sociologist who sends me her books and papers for editing told me that when Japan modernized in the 1860s, it decided to use the German universities as models for its own. And she says that even today, Japanese medical students regard internships and residencies in Germany as plum positions.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 11:37 PM (pPNCa)

I have heard that as well, which is why I made the joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:39 PM (n5NRb)

392
Speaking of Zevon and covers thereof, one of my favorites of his is "Lawyers, Guns, and Money":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP5Xv7QqXiM

Hank, Jr. did a cover of that, which was the first I heard it. I didn't know it was a Zevon original until much later:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDny6qzfIr8

Hank changed the words a little, changing gambling in Havana to gambling in Las Vegas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 11:39 PM (f1Vqw)

393 348 Hadrian

Nope. Cougars.

Salukis is SIUC (Carbondale). If you want to irritate an SIU grad from either campus, just pretend to confuse the mascots. Works every time!

(I didn't go to either one, btw.)

Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 11:40 PM (Cssks)

394 Damn, thought ONT would be slower on a onday night.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 11:40 PM (S7WbR)

395 The Japanese like to think of themselves as the Germans of Asia--

That might explain the existence of 'Tanya The Evil'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 11:40 PM (ykYG2)

396 It absolutely freaks out the Plain Amish when I speak small bits of the dialect. I have a 'stach and no true Amishman has a 'stach. Shades of the military and violence, don't ya know.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 11:31 PM (Y4EXg)

I, at times have a stache and speak some of the dialect and it doesn't freak them out. They don't have mustaches because of Judas, Judas had a mustache, allegedly. Long time grudge.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:40 PM (Rz2Nc)

397 390 OT: oops, looks like the initial cut of Star Wars Nine is shit and they are doing reshoots
wired.com/story/cantina-talk-89/
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 11:38 PM (ykYG2)

At this point, how could it not be shit?

First they went one way, then they said 'fuck you, this is all meaningless. Girlpower!/Love?' Now they want to go back to where they started.

They should just start over again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:41 PM (n5NRb)

398 It's true, they don't - but normally I just ask for what I need and someone will tell me who to call or get ahold of Eli Yoder/Miller/etc and scrounge one up. But yeah, Lehman's has a bigger selection. Posted by: Tonypete



Oh God, the horror.

As someone who livs in Michigan, I should not undertand any of that discussion.

But yet, since it appears I am moving to Ohio, I understand all of it.

{{shudder}}

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 15, 2019 11:41 PM (AkkRZ)

399 Star Wars has gone from awesome to "aww...it's so adorable they're still trying".

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:41 PM (tH5fk)

400 In Portsmouth, unpacked, and to full of caffeine
To sleep. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 11:41 PM (TtUa4)

401 Lindsey Graham 2.0 could be explained by a need to appear conservative for re-election... But his re-election is pretty much guaranteed without any act.

Were it not for my extreme cynicism, I'm tempted to believe he means it all.

Maybe he's just angling for the top leadership spot.

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 11:41 PM (jY3BZ)

402 But I would hit Daisy Ridley. Not that you care.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:42 PM (tH5fk)

403 Took the fetching Mrs Beartooth and grandkids to the county fair yesterday. One of the buildings had flydog racing.

It was a blast! All sorts of breeds racing in a team of four. It's a staggered race where a dog races down the track and retrieves a tennis ball and races back. As soon as a dog gets the ball the next dog is released and the dogs pass each other.

There were two tracks side by side so you would have a greyhound racing against a Chihuahua. Oh and there were hurdles that had to be cleared.

My descriptions don't do it justice but it was lots of fun.

Once 2years a poo!b.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 15, 2019 11:42 PM (Pr4n8)

404 Most of them are pretty cheesy, 'Made in India". It has been rumored here that Ohio Blue Tips are still available at Ace Hdw. I haven't checked. I am dubious as to whether they are what we grew up with...what some of us grew up with.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2019 11:35 PM (YvUf/)

I'm fairly certain what I saw was Ohio Blue Tips, I was really surprised they still existed.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)

405 402 But I would hit Daisy Ridley. Not that you care.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:42 PM (tH5fk)

She is a comely lass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:43 PM (n5NRb)

406 391 The Japanese like to think of themselves as the Germans of Asia-- the Japanese sociologist who sends me her books and papers for editing told me that when Japan modernized in the 1860s, it decided to use the German universities as models for its own. And she says that even today, Japanese medical students regard internships and residencies in Germany as plum positions.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 11:37 PM (pPNCa)

I have heard that as well, which is why I made the joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 11:39 PM (n5NRb)

Aww how nice of you to remember,

Posted by: Mitsubishi at July 15, 2019 11:43 PM (k3N8X)

407
Or as I call them: The Popcorn Democrats.
Posted by: eleven

======

As I call them: the Red Guard. I'm glad I'm young enough that I'll live to see them fail like the Third Reich. Mixing my political metaphors here, but glass of wine on empty stomach. I'm especially looking forward to some date roughly 12 years from now when we're mysteriously alive and thriving despite the coming climate holocaust, although the MSM cockroaches will decline to ask the relevant questions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2019 11:43 PM (13CQC)

408 Hey shibumi, Oscar says hi. He's sitting on the back of my chair right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2019 11:44 PM (t+qrx)

409 I used to be in Canada fairly often due to family. Montreal and Quebec are great but better suited for Francophones. Niagara Falls is the perfect weekemd getaway, you don't need more than 2 days there.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 11:44 PM (yfLR3)

410 She is a comely lass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Inorite?

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:44 PM (tH5fk)

411
Once 2years a poo!b.

One of the cats say hi.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 15, 2019 11:44 PM (Pr4n8)

412
My descriptions don't do it justice but it was lots of fun.

Once 2years a poo!b.
Posted by: Beartooth

======

Chihuahua vs greyhound? Sounds hilarious!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2019 11:45 PM (13CQC)

413 Years ago, Bass Pro sold a heavy weight waffle weave Henley shirt. Should have bought more at the time, but they were a tad pricy and we were still feeding several teenagers. Bass Pro still sells waffle weave Henleys, but they are much lighter and tend to droop and stretch out of shape. Himself and I still have about three of the originals in our closet and we spend December and January fighting over them.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2019 11:46 PM (eP3XU)

414
Well, well, there's a "Let's see them aliens" movement. They are trying to get as many people up as possible to "storm Area 51". Sept 20th is the date.

"They can't shoot all of us", they say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 11:46 PM (f1Vqw)

415
My dad used to have a GLC, back when he worked
----------

For some years, I drove a hotted-up '78 GLC Sport. Twin two-throat side-draft Mikuni's, header. It would scoot. No one expected it. Blowing off BMW 318's was just an entertainment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2019 11:47 PM (ZMWtN)

416 So I hear that puts fuck Romney smeared PDT again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 11:47 PM (yWXpx)

417 Burlington VT - ?? Maybe take a side trip to Rutland to drop in on Tarl Warwick.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 11:47 PM (yfLR3)

418 Well, well, there's a "Let's see them aliens" movement. They are trying to get as many people up as possible to "storm Area 51". Sept 20th is the date.

"They can't shoot all of us", they say.

Posted by: publius,


Talk about popcorn. This will be delicious.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 11:47 PM (tH5fk)

419 Sept 20... Harvest Time!

Posted by: The Aliens at July 15, 2019 11:47 PM (jY3BZ)

420 337
300 If you had a choice between spending a free weekend in



Niagara Falls

Burlington VT

Quebec City

Montreal





Which would you pick and why?



Asking for a friend.







Posted by: Obligatory at July 15, 2019 11:13 PM (WdocV)





Montreal to see the Canadiens take on an original 6 NHL team.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Montreal to see the F1 race at Circuit Gilles Villeneuve.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 11:47 PM (nQNVp)

421 "Ohio Blue Tip" matches are still sold.

Not "Strike Anywhere" matches.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2019 11:47 PM (yUPCi)

422 OK everybody SING ! 'HE'S A LUMBERJACK. HE'S OK'
HE WORKS ALL NIGHT HE SLEEPS ALL DAY"

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 15, 2019 11:47 PM (k3N8X)

423 I dreamt about that.
Posted by: Bob Newhart


Best last episode of any series ever, I'd say.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Correct Sequence at July 15, 2019 11:48 PM (Z65m4)

424 Roland was a warrior
From the Land of the Midnight Sun
With a Thompson gun for hire
Fighting to be done
The deal was made in Denmark
On a dark and stormy day
So he set out for Biafra
To join the bloody fray

Through sixty-six and seven
They fought the Congo war
With their fingers on their triggers
Knee-deep in gore
For days and nights they battled
The Bantu to their knees
They killed to earn their living
And to help out the Congolese

Roland the Thompson gunner
Roland the Thompson gunner

His comrades fought beside him
Van Owen and the rest
But of all the Thompson gunners
Roland was the best
So the CIA decided
They wanted Roland dead
That son-of-a-bitch Van Owen
Blew off Roland's head

Roland the headless Thompson gunner
(Time, time, time for another peaceful war)
Norway's bravest son
(But time stands still for Roland 'til he evens up the score)
They can still see his headless body
Stalking through the night
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun

Roland searched the continent
For the man who'd done him in
He found him in Mombasa
In a barroom drinking gin
Roland aimed his Thompson gun
He didn't say a word
But he blew Van Owen's body
From there to Johannesburg

Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Roland the headless Thompson gunner
(Talkin' about the man)
Roland the headless Thompson gunner

The eternal Thompson gunner
Still wandering through the night
Now it's ten years later
But he still keeps up the fight
In Ireland, in Lebanon
In Palestine and Berkeley
Patty Hearst heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun and bought it

Posted by: Vertov at July 15, 2019 11:48 PM (gKj9E)

425 i'd go with Montreal too but I would be very clear on the time of the year.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 11:49 PM (ykYG2)

426 Lindsey Graham 2.0 could be explained by a need to appear conservative for re-election... But his re-election is pretty much guaranteed without any act.

Were it not for my extreme cynicism, I'm tempted to believe he means it all.

Maybe he's just angling for the top leadership spot.
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 11:41 PM (jY3BZ)

This not new for Graham. Unfortunately some of his partnership with McCain on questionable policy overshadowed some of his epic defenses of the military and other conservative social positions. I may disagree with him on some issues but I never questioned his patriotism and defense of American exceptionalism.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 11:49 PM (2DOZq)

427 I'm fairly certain what I saw was Ohio Blue Tips, I was really surprised they still existed.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
-----------

It may be in name only.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2019 11:49 PM (ZMWtN)

428 414


Well, well, there's a "Let's see them aliens" movement. They are
trying to get as many people up as possible to "storm Area 51". Sept
20th is the date.



"They can't shoot all of us", they say.





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


Actually they can. With all that Alien technology, it will be easy. Shhh, don't tell them!

Posted by: Puddleglum at undisclosed location at July 15, 2019 11:49 PM (nQNVp)

429 She once played a Vegas hotel & decided to hurl boozy insults at RR, & his supporters in the audience. Her feet never touched the floor as she was escorted off the premises. Her bags were packed for her & waiting at the curb.

I saw her 30 years ago at the Riverfront Concert series at Southern Illinois University in Edwardsville (SIUE). Guess what? She was drunk onstage then too.
Posted by: mnw at July 15, 2019 10:28 PM


https://tinyurl.com/y3b257xt (link to Rolling Stone July 20, 2004)

Half the audience walked out of Linda Ronstadt's set with the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra at the Aladdin Resort and Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday after the singer dedicated an encore of "Desperado" to filmmaker Michael Moore and urged the crowd to see his new film Fahrenheit 9/11.

"People walked out in the middle of the song," says Tyri Squyres, director of public relations for the Aladdin, who estimates there were 4,500 people in attendance. "Someone threw a cocktail at a poster and people were writing on her posters. We asked her to leave at that point. People paid money to see a show, not a political forum"

...

"The Aladdin Resort and Casino does not condone the comments made by Linda Ronstadt at her performance at the hotel Saturday, July 17th," reads a statement released by the hotel. "Ms. Ronstadt was hired to entertain the guests of the Aladdin, not to espouse her political views. Following her performance she was escorted out of the hotel and immediately checked out of her room. And she will not be welcomed back."

Posted by: Chuck C at July 15, 2019 11:49 PM (zCabI)

430 Bet the Ohmar bitch cried like a baby when bin Laden was killed!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2019 11:29 PM (QMwOT)


How would anyone know? Barky and his lackies kept a tighter seal on the alleged Bin Laden corpse than almost anything outside of Barky's personal papers, SAT scores, Birth certificate and the like.

But I'm sure Omar was giddy over news that Bin Laden was given the honor of muzzie funeral rites. That Barky ... he's always looking out for America's enemies ...

Bin Laden deserved to be hanged and have his head pop off like the other hussein. And then just be left there for the animals to eat or to be the first piece of a landfill.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 15, 2019 11:50 PM (6fsOH)

431 Well, well, there's a "Let's see them aliens" movement. They are trying to get as many people up as possible to "storm Area 51". Sept 20th is the date.

"They can't shoot all of us", they say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 11:46 PM (f1Vqw)


They had better shoot a lot of them.

I know this country is too pussified to actually do serious stuff like that anymore, but it would be nice ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 15, 2019 11:51 PM (6fsOH)

432 Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 11:36 PM (Y4EXg)

Next time you're out this way, let me know!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

433 As I call them: the Red Guard. I'm glad I'm young enough that I'll live to see them fail like the Third Reich. Mixing my political metaphors here, but glass of wine on empty stomach. I'm especially looking forward to some date roughly 12 years from now when we're mysteriously alive and thriving despite the coming climate holocaust, although the MSM cockroaches will decline to ask the relevant questions.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2019 11:43 PM (13CQC)

And when the ice in you glass melts and the booze does not overflow
A beam of light will fill your head and you'll remember what's been said
By every good man this world has ever known.

Posted by: Moody Blues.. at July 15, 2019 11:52 PM (k3N8X)

434
Now, Terri Clark. My favorite song of hers is "Better Things to Do":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ScBNkXaJk

The lyrics are a hoot.

I could wash my car in the rain,
Change my new guitar strings,
Mow my yard just the same as
I did the day before.

......

I love to talk to you, but then I'd miss Donahue...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 11:52 PM (f1Vqw)

435 Hey shibumi, Oscar says hi. He's sitting on the back of my chair right now.



Hi Hogmartin! I've been thinking about Oscar and wondering how all of you are doing. Is he behaving? Has Lydia accepted him?

We have been housing hunting in Ohio. Did you know their state slogan is "The best place in the US to go to when you've given up?" I was surprised too!

Also, house hunting is horrible, and any point, I might take my passport and bolt out of the country.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 15, 2019 11:53 PM (AkkRZ)

436 Well, well, there's a "Let's see them aliens" movement. They are trying to get as many people up as possible to "storm Area 51". Sept 20th is the date.

"They can't shoot all of us", they say.

Posted by: publius,

Talk about popcorn. This will be delicious.
Posted by: eleven

....

It'd be most delicious if they could break in and fly back to whatever fucking planet they come from with the aliens.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2019 11:53 PM (48XXE)

437 There was an argument that, we should have exfiltrated Bin Laden, because what about all that intel he could have given us!

Nah, dawg. By then Bin Laden wasn't in the loop anymore. He was in his safehouse in Pakistan masturbating to Western pr0nz. He was done. The whole of Al Qaeda was second-place to ISIS by then (although now Al Qaeda is back again).

This is a long way around to saying that TPOP is right as usual.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2)

438 My local Dicks store parking lot always looks like the parking lot from Wally World when the Griswolds went there.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 15, 2019 11:54 PM (h1jJh)

439 It was a hilarious show. I just don't want the theme song in my head for hours at a time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (who still literally has an ass) at July 15, 2019 10:43 PM


"How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"

You can thank me later.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 15, 2019 11:55 PM (zCabI)

440 436
Well, well, there's a "Let's see them aliens" movement. They are trying
to get as many people up as possible to "storm Area 51". Sept 20th is
the date.



"They can't shoot all of us", they say.



Posted by: publius,



Talk about popcorn. This will be delicious.

Posted by: eleven



....



It'd be most delicious if they could break in and fly back to whatever fucking planet they come from with the aliens.





Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Yes! Break in! We're hungry!

Posted by: Aliens at Area 51 at July 15, 2019 11:55 PM (nQNVp)

441 Posted by: Vertov at July 15, 2019 11:48 PM (gKj9E)


Ohhhhh yessssss.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 11:56 PM (bgJ0E)

442 Sadly, that Dick's report is from 12/2018, when the stock took a dive to around $30/share.

It had climbed back to around $36 when they banned all gun sales in 125 of its 850 stores in April '19, resulting in another dip in price to the $32s.

It's currently at $37.74.

Not the greatest looking stock chart, but they clearly didn't collapse either. Sad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 15, 2019 11:57 PM (Z4rgH)

443 Hi Hogmartin! I've been thinking about Oscar and wondering how all of you are doing. Is he behaving? Has Lydia accepted him?
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 15, 2019 11:53 PM (AkkRZ)


I think it's cool now. He's comfortable enough that he gets playful and sometimes she'll hiss and swipe at him. But most of the time, they get along fine. It's working out.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2019 11:58 PM (t+qrx)

444 I'm probably the only dumb bastard that doesn't believe the US military spent hundreds of billions of dollars to find the towel-headed, camel jockey Bin Laden, only to shoot him and chuck him in the ocean.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2019 11:59 PM (48XXE)

445 I had a rugby teammate. Fought in Angola and Rhodesia.
Dead right now. Skoll wee Mikie.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 11:59 PM (bgJ0E)

446 130 115 Allow me to introduce a term with which I had not previously been acquainted. However, we live and learn.

I was wondering, as I sat on the toilet, why my nose often ran whilst I was, er, doing the toilet a solid.

"Defecation rhinorrea" is a thing, I learned. Nose running because of taking a crap.

There is no cure. I shall soldier on.
Posted by: Halfwise
---------
Does it (your nose) do the same thing during cardio exercise?

If so, the underlying issue is simply a case of fungal poisoning in the gut, usually caused by antibiotic, corticosteroid, or PPI usage.
That fungal overgrowth leaks toxins into your bloodstream 24/7, which your sinuses filter out as clear mucus.
During times of stress or increased blood circulation, the sinuses work faster and your nose runs.

All you have to do to fix it is clean your gut out like you're going for a colonoscopy and then take two 5 gram doses of food-grade activated charcoal one hour apart, with 12 oz water each.

The charcoal picks up all the fungus and toxins and carries the whole mess out of you. This not only clears up the sinuses, it clears up brain fog, depression/anxiety, short-term memory loss, chronic headaches, most digestive problems, carb cravings, fatigue, and you drop the water weight around your waist and hips that nothing could shake.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at July 15, 2019 11:59 PM (adsVM)

447 I think it's cool now. He's comfortable enough that he gets playful and sometimes she'll hiss and swipe at him. But most of the time, they get along fine. It's working out.



I'm so glad. There was lot of territoriality with BC's male cat that just wasn't getting solved. Oscar is a sweet guy, and I'm so happy that he's found a home in Michigan!

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 15, 2019 11:59 PM (AkkRZ)

448 Oh God, the horror.

As someone who livs in Michigan, I should not undertand any of that discussion.

But yet, since it appears I am moving to Ohio, I understand all of it.

{{shudder}}
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 15, 2019 11:41 PM (AkkRZ)

I moved to Ohio from Georgia, you get used to the accent and pick up the language.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 16, 2019 12:00 AM (Rz2Nc)

449 It'd be most delicious if they could break in and fly back to whatever fucking planet they come from with the aliens.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2019 11:53 PM (48XXE)

It would fun to get a bunch of actors to dress as Gray Aliens, all of them wearing Trump-style Golden scalp Weasels and MAGA hats, and have them meet the Area 51 infiltrators at the fence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 12:00 AM (abNpZ)

450 I'm of the opinion Bin Laden was just a figurehead, a front man.

Zawahiri was the guy... ain't heard much about him for a while.

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2019 12:01 AM (jY3BZ)

451 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2019 11:59 PM (48XXE)

I'm with you. The fact that they have no problem with the guy who allegedly shot him writing a book and going on promotional tours adds a layer of tinfoil.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 12:01 AM (2DOZq)

452 One good thing about Michigan is that the Romney family doesn't live there anymore. They can even do tours. Here's the statehouse, Romney-free since '69

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 12:02 AM (ykYG2)

453 The Left has nothing left when they say everyone must condemn Trump, or we will "lose our souls ".

That excuse left the building when Hillary decided to let 4 Americans get slaughtered in Benghazi.

With willing troops ordered to stand down as the rotors on the helicopters were spinning, ready to go.

I'd say "fuck them", but I am all out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 12:02 AM (sPJ+1)

454

They've got Bin Laden at Area 51.

And I now I believe they've got aliens there. Ilhan Omar is obviously an escapee. That thing on her head looks like something of a bad '50s sci-fi.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 16, 2019 12:03 AM (f1Vqw)

455 The charcoal picks up all the fungus and toxins and carries the whole mess out of you. This not only clears up the sinuses, it clears up brain fog, depression/anxiety, short-term memory loss, chronic headaches, most digestive problems, carb cravings, fatigue, and you drop the water weight around your waist and hips that nothing could shake.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at July 15, 2019 11:59 PM (adsVM)

Does it also cure the heartbreak of psoriasis and the Spon plague?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 12:03 AM (abNpZ)

456 And I now I believe they've got aliens there. Ilhan Omar is obviously an escapee. That thing on her head looks like something of a bad '50s sci-fi.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 16, 2019 12:03 AM (f1Vqw)

She's a cone head.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 12:04 AM (2DOZq)

457 "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"

There's also "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road."

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2019 12:04 AM (pPNCa)

458 Has anyone here tried the new KFC Hot Cheetos Sandwich?

I just read a review that says it's great. Okay fine, but geez it looks disgusting.

I think I'll sit it out, just like I sat out the Double Down.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2019 12:05 AM (miE9U)

459
The lighting or my TV was washed out from that thing on Bro-Fo's head and it looked shiny. I though it was an honest to God tin-foil hat for a while.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 16, 2019 12:06 AM (f1Vqw)

460
I moved to Ohio from Georgia, you get used to the accent and pick up the language. Posted by: Evasiveboat42


Strangely enough, that thought makes me have chest pains.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 12:06 AM (AkkRZ)

461 454




They've got Bin Laden at Area 51.



And I now I believe they've got aliens there. Ilhan Omar is
obviously an escapee. That thing on her head looks like something of a
bad '50s sci-fi.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


Interesting. So....what is Ilhan hiding under that headcover?? I bet they're tentacles.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 12:06 AM (nQNVp)

462 Hey shibumi! Haven't seen you in a while!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2019 12:07 AM (miE9U)

463 If Trump wants to double down again he should tell Pelosi to go back to San Francisco, and when she figures out how to clean it up she can return to America.

Posted by: norrin radd at July 16, 2019 12:07 AM (tX8VF)

464 'Nother old comic webwork, because of comments above

Woodn' Matches
Strike nowhere type.
linked in nic

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for enlightening comic at July 16, 2019 12:07 AM (Z65m4)

465 63 Thanks for the ONT.

Do we really want Google working with our military? I don't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 10:17 PM (n5NRb)
*******************
We don't want them working for our enemies or even our frienemies either.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 12:07 AM (Y274z)

466 Bin Laden deserved to be hanged and have his head pop off like the other hussein. And then just be left there for the animals to eat or to be the first piece of a landfill.

That still pisses me off. We had to endure years of the expert Muslim theologians in the Bush and Obama administrations explaining that Bin Laden wasn't a real Muslim, and we give him a Muslim funeral anyway.

The Russians have been known to sew up the corpses of Islamic terrorists in pigskin before burial - videotaping it so it can be shown to other Ilamic terrorists.

As another example, I don't know if we still do this, but we used to have out guards at Guantanamo wear gloves when handling Korans, since the inmates considered the guards to be unclean.

As Mark Steyn noted, it's one thing for the jihadis to consider non-Muslims to be unclean - it's quite another thing when the non-Muslims agree with them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2019 12:08 AM (I2/tG)

467 She's a cone head.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 12:04 AM (2DOZq)

Might be another explanation. Take it away, Professor:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=WQk_7LnMr4Q

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 12:09 AM (abNpZ)

468 I saw Ilhan released a statement in response Trump's comment about going back to whatever shithole she came from.

She told a reporter "Ak ak ak ak ak ak ak. Racist. Ak ak ak."

Strong words, undoubtedly.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2019 12:09 AM (48XXE)

469 Y'all are great to hang out with, but now I must lay me down to sleep.

Catch you later!

Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2019 12:09 AM (4HMW8)

470 So sick of the cutesy "squad". America hating aholes. Eff them with a rusty semiautomatic chainsaw. More like the 4 jackasses of the apocalypse. Or 4 non-blondes. Heh.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 16, 2019 12:09 AM (DNzSB)

471 Gotta bug, but for you Zevon fans - wasn't this the first track on the first album?

https://tinyurl.com/y3qds496

Posted by: Vertov at July 16, 2019 12:10 AM (gKj9E)

472 Joni Mitchell had polio (as did Neil Young). Might have something to do with her health issues.

I saw a movie about Joan Baez. They had a clip of her, in the early years, singing while doing some housework. Amazingly clear, pure voice. Her suster Mimi was talented too.

But if you want to read some heartbreak, read about Roy Orbison. Wife killed in a freak motorcycle accident. Two sons killed in a fire. Terrible

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2019 12:11 AM (Lqy/e)

473 Strangely enough, that thought makes me have chest pains.
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 12:06 AM (AkkRZ)

Oh crap, I meant to make you feel better. Two of my dogs were born in Michigan, another one was conceived there. There isn't much difference between the two. They are both wonderful states. Of course, the better one is a free state, the other under dem control.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 16, 2019 12:12 AM (Rz2Nc)

474
Nope. Cougars.

Salukis is SIUC (Carbondale)


Well, well, well. Thank you for the correction. My education proceeds apace.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 12:12 AM (Wx/+I)

475 "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"

There's also "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road."

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2019 12:04 AM



"Domenique" -- Soeur Sourire?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2019 12:12 AM (wgV7k)

476 As another example, I don't know if we still do this, but we used to have out guards at Guantanamo wear gloves when handling Korans, since the inmates considered the guards to be unclean.

As Mark Steyn noted, it's one thing for the jihadis to consider non-Muslims to be unclean - it's quite another thing when the non-Muslims agree with them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2019 12:08 AM (I2/tG)

I'd wear gloves, too, if I had to handle a jihadi's stuff. They wipe their ass with the fingers of their left hand, after all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 12:12 AM (abNpZ)

477 444 I'm probably the only dumb bastard that doesn't believe the US military spent hundreds of billions of dollars to find the towel-headed, camel jockey Bin Laden, only to shoot him and chuck him in the ocean.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2019 11:59 PM (48XXE)
********************
But then again, that is the story of Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 12:12 AM (Y274z)

478 alberta op, you got me listening to joni mitchell and I couldn't quit. (thanks!) ran into a song that I hadn't heard in years, and it's one of those where I don't care about the lyrics, don't care that it's just a pop song, hearing it always made me happy.

free man in paris:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=YD-kUBMgG4s

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 12:13 AM (V2Yro)

479 Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 16, 2019 12:14 AM (Rz2Nc)

480 Haha Trump curse strikes again! P.R. governor got caught in a profane homophobic rant. He's under scrutiny over finances and being pressured to resign.

Posted by: kallisto at July 16, 2019 12:14 AM (yfLR3)

481 Evasive, I read that Roy Orbison's wife died on... not a joke... June 6, 1966. 6/6/66.

A little spooky if you ask me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2019 12:15 AM (miE9U)

482 Guantanamo

That was another genius move by the Bush Administration - the alternative location considered for imprisoning Islamic terrorists was Wake Island, in the middle of the Pacific, 2300 miles west of Hawaii.

But no, the Bush Administration had to choose a location a few flight hours from NY & DC, to make it real easy for East Coast white-shoe law firms to virtue signal by providing the terrorists with high-powered legal representation.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2019 12:15 AM (I2/tG)

483 PJ Media had a story the other day, claiming the Seth Rich story was conspiracy theory started by Russians, and conservatives fell for it and were duped.

He had a lot of facts wrong, or absent, imo. And now I see this ... a (not conservative) Fox news analyst (Ellen Ratner) had met with Assange, and says he told her Seth Rich was the source. Her brother had been an Assange attorney, which seems to be how she attained access.


The story is at Gateway Pundit, and this link is part of it. PJ Media seems to be the ones duped ... but apparently take joy in trashing "conspiracy theories" using their own misconceptions as proof.


Not that there is absolute proof Seth was murdered by Hilda's goons, but Deep State and Mueller misrepresented where the Hillary emails came from, painting the Russia/Trump lie to cover for Hillary's selling our uranium to our enemy. PJ Media joined with Mueller in spreading the fable, as far as I can tell.


why do they hate patriots? btw, not mentioned in the story, but Assange's lawyer, Ratner's brother, also died ... doesn't say how ... maybe natural, except anyone involved in Clinton muck that ends up dead ... always reason to wonder.


http://lawflog.com/?p=2210

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2019 12:17 AM (Cus5s)

484 Oops, that message was for Notsothoreau.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2019 12:17 AM (miE9U)

485
I saw a movie about Joan Baez. They had a clip of her, in the early years, singing while doing some housework. Amazingly clear, pure voice. Her suster Mimi was talented too.

But if you want to read some heartbreak, read about Roy Orbison. Wife killed in a freak motorcycle accident. Two sons killed in a fire. Terrible
Posted by: Notsothoreau
----------

I don't suppose Mrs. Orbison was with Mimi's husband, Richard Farina, as he died in a motorcycle accident also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 12:18 AM (fZcn6)

486 She told a reporter "Ak ak ak ak ak ak ak. Racist. Ak ak ak."

The Powerline blog is (mostly) located in Minnesota, and noted that when Omar was in the Minnesota state legislature for a couple of years, she was widely considered to be an idiot by legislative staff and other legislators.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2019 12:19 AM (I2/tG)

487 Hey shibumi! Haven't seen you in a while!


Hi qdpsteve!

Yes, I have been relegate to daysiding lately. I survived "engagment stress" and "wedding stress." Now I am tackling "moving out of the famly home that I inherited that is fille with decades of crap at some point and leaving the state stress."

If only I wanted a house that looks like the Brady Bunch lived there with a pink carpeted basement filled with radon on a tiny lot in the burbs. If I wanted that, central Ohio would be my oyster!

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 12:19 AM (AkkRZ)

488 But then again, that is the story of Barack Hussein Obama.

.....

If Chocolate Jesus told me it was raining outside, I'd put on sunscreen and grab a beach ball.

Lying muthaf*ckin' jug-eared f*cktard.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2019 12:19 AM (48XXE)

489 free man in paris:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=YD-kUBMgG4s
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 12:13 AM (V2Yro)

A great song, even if it is about the nasty David Geffen (IIRC). I always like "Raised on Robbery", which really nails the middle-aged Canadian barfly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 12:20 AM (abNpZ)

490 Does it also cure the heartbreak of psoriasis and the Spon plague?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------
*shake, shake, flip*

8 ball says, "Outlook good".

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at July 16, 2019 12:21 AM (adsVM)

491 Oh crap, I meant to make you feel better. Two of my dogs were born in Michigan, another one was conceived there. There isn't much difference between the two. They are both wonderful states. Of course, the better one is a free state, the other under dem control.


It's OK. I have accepted that this might be my destiny:


https://tinyurl.com/ho6altg

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 12:21 AM (AkkRZ)

492 Nope, two accidents not related. I have a Richard Farina CD but I can't say that it's aged well. The instrumentals sounded the best.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2019 12:22 AM (Lqy/e)

493 If only I wanted a house that looks like the Brady Bunch lived there with a pink carpeted basement filled with radon on a tiny lot in the burbs. If I wanted that, central Ohio would be my oyster!
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 12:19 AM (AkkRZ)

Radon? You have radon? In Montana, you have to go to the "Radon Health Mine", near Boulder, and pay for it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 12:23 AM (abNpZ)

494 Riiingggggggggggggg:
Hi this is Bob Ross
I want my painting back

Posted by: Zombie Gene London at July 16, 2019 12:23 AM (k3N8X)

495 I grew up just outside of Philly on the east side of the Delaware. I never visited Lancaster County, but Pennsylvania Dutch cultural items showed up periodically. One of my favorites was scrapple. (No, like sausage and politics, you don't ask what's in it.) It came in very dense, heavy loaves and you cut slices off and fried them. Every once in a blue moon, Shoofly pie would make a sudden appearance. Great stuff!

I picked up an early appreciation for the art of hex signs. I had a pair of double distilfink earrings before kids. I also have an extensive collection of cross stitch charts for stitching the various hex signs. Himself is half Irish, which makes him more Irish than the Irish. Many years ago, I gave him a large Irish hex rondel which is fastened to the front porch facing the street.

The Amanna Colonies in eastern Iowa is a Mennonite tourist area. There are several small hotels with restaurants that serve family style. There are also some gift shops with some unique items. And they craft a number of herb infused wines. But it's the meat store and delicatessen that will break the bank. All the sandwich meats are made there as is just about everything else.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 16, 2019 12:24 AM (eP3XU)

496 shibumi, still not as bad as California :-P :-)

Notsothoreau, it's dated but I really like Richard & Mimi's song "Reno Nevada."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2019 12:24 AM (miE9U)

497 Great screaming roly polies, lookit the time. How it flies when you're numbed out and the scrolling just goes on and on... I mean... having fun.

Full moon. Before bed, I believe I'll go rinse off in the outdoor shower. For having collapsed badly into a miserably Spartan existence, I all the more appreciate simple luxuries.

Simple luxuries, like gray boxes filled with the words of wise, witty, and wacky Morons.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for enlightening comic at July 16, 2019 12:25 AM (Z65m4)

498 Could be worse. East TN seems to have these interesting farm houses that have been modernized. The kitchens all look like apartment kitchens. And none of them have gardens.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2019 12:25 AM (Lqy/e)

499 My Dad was from SE Pennsylvania and he loved Scrapple.

However, I suspect just thinking about it clogs your arteries.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 12:27 AM (AkkRZ)

500 "As Mark Steyn noted, it's one thing for the jihadis to consider
non-Muslims to be unclean - it's quite another thing when the
non-Muslims agree with them."

I have no clue what was going on there ... spent big money on some soccer field, or some such. I can hope they were trying to give the prisoners a false sense of security, but were really listening in on all conversations, trying to attain intel as they spoke with each other about how the cells operated. Not sure how long that would need to go on though ... after a year ... screw em ... let them eat cake ... old crusty cake. and water, dirty water.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2019 12:27 AM (Cus5s)

501 yeah The SQUAD F'n blows monkey balls man... monkey balls

Posted by: Geico Caveman at July 16, 2019 12:27 AM (k3N8X)

502 free man in paris:
----------

For Free

I have not listened to this is in probably over 30 years, and I'd never seen the video before now. Poignant.
http://tinyurl.com/y65bybcb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 12:28 AM (U7Mh9)

503 Wouldn't it be magnificent if all of the protesters at Area 51 got beamed up into a giant Pinochet mothership?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 16, 2019 12:31 AM (a4EWo)

504 416 So I hear that puts fuck Romney smeared PDT again
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 11:47 PM (yWXpx)

Autocucumber?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 12:31 AM (n5NRb)

505 Notice Lindsey did not say they hate their own country. He said they hate our country.

Posted by: Frosty at July 16, 2019 12:31 AM (iEXgF)

506 Great stuff!

I grew up in Lancaster. I still remember the wonderful sausage as well as the shoofly pie and homemade bread that you could buy at the Farmers' Market downtown. And, yes, I ate scrapple-- it was really good the way my grandmother cooked it. Her other specialty was homemade chicken pot pie.

The joke in our family was that nobody ever got out of Lancaster County thin.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2019 12:32 AM (pPNCa)

507

Spent all day jet skiing around Bora Bora. BBQ on the beach now. Worth doin.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 16, 2019 12:33 AM (7dgqs)

508 I've people in Pennsyltucky...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2019 12:34 AM (wgV7k)

509 486 ... when Omar was in the Minnesota state legislature for a couple of years, she was widely considered to be an idiot by legislative staff and other legislators.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2019 12:19 AM (I2/tG)

If you believe the numbers, if Omar has even an IQ of 101, she's basically the Somalia's version of Einstein.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 16, 2019 12:35 AM (dYe5S)

510 So, at the bar and a discussion about the Democrat response to Trump's tweets is getting kind of heated.


Is the proper phrase to tell the Democrats to "piss up a rope", or "piss on a rope"?

I say piss up a rope, but for some reason it isn't sitting true with others.

Other than that, we are all in agreement.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 12:36 AM (sy5kK)

511 $1 trillion deficit forecast. Winning

Posted by: Broken white house at July 16, 2019 12:36 AM (9A56N)

512 > I still wonder what the meeting was like at CBS the day that show got
green-lighted. There must have been a lot of LSD or something.


What about Hogan's Heroes?

"Yeah, it's set in Nazi POW camp. No, no, it's a wacky sitcom! The Nazis are played for laughs! And, get this: all the Nazis will be played by Jewish actors!"




Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 16, 2019 12:36 AM (GDooN)

513 'Up a rope'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 12:37 AM (YvUf/)

514 the former Texas congressman writes that the documents showed that one of his paternal great-great-great grandfathers owned two women in the 1850s.


Just like his great-great-grandfather, The only way he can get laid is to pay for it.

Posted by: Frosty at July 16, 2019 12:37 AM (iEXgF)

515 I say piss up a rope

That's the way my dad said it; he picked it up in the Army.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2019 12:38 AM (pPNCa)

516 > I say piss up a rope
I've always heard "piss up a rope". Pissing ON a rope wouldn't be any kind of challenge.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 16, 2019 12:39 AM (GDooN)

517

The year of the Democratic convention in Chicago.

The average Somalian IQ.



Two questions, one answer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 12:39 AM (sy5kK)

518
*note to self: spend more time in Bora Bora*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 12:39 AM (Ou6XS)

519 If you believe the numbers, if Omar has even an IQ of 101, she's basically the Somalia's version of Einstein.

Remember to thank us for bringing them here!

Posted by: Lutheran Family Services at July 16, 2019 12:39 AM (I2/tG)

520 Morgellons disease

Posted by: Fox2! at July 16, 2019 12:40 AM (MwFQu)

521 and the 1989 UK No.2 single with Aaron Neville, 'Don't Know Much'


Arthel is Aaron's cousin.

Posted by: Frosty at July 16, 2019 12:40 AM (iEXgF)

522 "Yeah, it's set in Nazi POW camp. No, no, it's a wacky sitcom! The Nazis are played for laughs! And, get this: all the Nazis will be played by Jewish actors!"


MAD Magazine did a savage parody of Hogan's Heroes. The last cartoon frame of the parody showed a proposed sequel - set in a Nazi death camp.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2019 12:42 AM (I2/tG)

523 Thanks for having my back, Horde.

I will show them the answer, directly from the Internet.

So it has to be true.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 12:43 AM (sy5kK)

524 Good to see the comments giving Warren much deserved respect. The REAL baby boomer songwriter.
Wasn't this the Rondstat bit from FM?

Posted by: Waddy Watchtel at July 16, 2019 12:44 AM (Sqrkf)

525 499 -- But what a way to go. A plate full of crispy fried scrapple. Can't remember what was served next to it. The memory of decent scrapple over shadows more mundane edibles.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 16, 2019 12:45 AM (eP3XU)

526 Rather than continue the dispute as regards the best female voices of the sixties and seventies, to me it boils down to this:

We who were so lucky as to have heard them when they were new, and then in their prime.

We're blessed, and blessed in ways that those condemned to thinking that Billy Ray's daughter is a great singer, or that Taylor Swift is a "great", can not and may well never imagine.

Doesn't matter which one was "best". You can't prove it, anyway.

They all were. They all, still are.

And if Rondstat's "Long, Long Time" doesn't react to the dust in the room, then go check your soul in with the 'smithy, 'cause it needs to be pounded back into shape and re-polished.

That is all.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2019 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

527 Can't remember what was served next to it.

My grandmother used to serve stewed apples (made fresh!) as a side with scrapple.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2019 12:48 AM (pPNCa)

528 The Great Escape is '63. Hogan's Heroes starts in '65. Coincidence? Radically different tone though, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 12:48 AM (n5NRb)

529 MAD Magazine did a savage parody of Hogan's Heroes.

The parody:

https://tinyurl.com/yyath54n

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2019 12:48 AM (I2/tG)

530 *note to self: spend more time in Bora Bora*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 12:39 AM (Ou6XS)

If Bora Bora is too expensive, Walla Walla is your huckleberry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 12:49 AM (abNpZ)

531 "Jeet jet" is a common salutation in Pennsyltucky...


I think the literal translation is "Have you eaten yet?...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 16, 2019 12:49 AM (wgV7k)

532 Has everyone seen this?

Gateway Pundit says Texas businessman Ed Butowsky, in a court filing, alleges that Julian Assange confirmed to Fox News' Ellen Ratner that the leaked DNC emails came from Seth Rich and his brother Aaron.

Hoft has a lot more information in his post, and he says Butowsky told him he has emails that prove his claim.

If this is true, it seems to me it's blockbuster stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/yy5jcs6z

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 12:49 AM (hjaPQ)

533 "Piss Up a Rope"? That's Ween, right?

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 16, 2019 12:49 AM (hu22E)

534
We who were so lucky as to have heard them when they were new, and then in their prime.
----

Judy Collins

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 12:49 AM (2qPhT)

535 Sandy Denny.

Posted by: klaftern at July 16, 2019 12:50 AM (RuIsu)

536 "They can't shoot all of us", they say.


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 11:46 PM (f1Vqw)


You know all those "non-lethal" devices they tried in Mogadishu?

I would expect those to be brushed up, backed by riot control agent fougasse, low passes by fighters at Mach, and the entire day used as an exercise for border control.

I would at least expect the various internet sites to be flooded with news this is a scam and the Border Control people are ginning this up as a trial run for border control against future caravans.

It always pays to play into a mob's paranoia.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2019 12:50 AM (hSQmw)

537 I would at least expect the various internet sites to be flooded with news this is a scam and the Border Control people are ginning this up as a trial run for border control against future caravans.

It always pays to play into a mob's paranoia.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2019 12:50 AM (hSQmw)

If our government was smart enough to come up with something like this in order to test border enforcement, I would be both a lot more happy (border enforcement) and a lot more scared (means they are actually competent/clever.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 12:52 AM (n5NRb)

538 506 -- Did you ever have pepper pot? My father adored it. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. And souse. The man would plop a thick slice of souse on a piece of bread, dump vinegar on it, then eat it. I left the kitchen the second I saw the package of course in his hand.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 16, 2019 12:54 AM (eP3XU)

539 And I now I believe they've got aliens there. Ilhan Omar is obviously an escapee. That thing on her head looks like something of a bad '50s sci-fi.


I have pictures of a few of my kids wearing disposable "Pull Ups" on their heads, they used to dance around calling themselves the 'Doody Heads', this is what Ilan Omar reminded me of today.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 16, 2019 12:57 AM (a4EWo)

540 Dated January 25, 1941 from the White House

To the Armed Forces

As Commander-in-Chief I take pleasure in commending the reading of the Bible to all who serve in the armed Forces of the United States. Throughout the centuries menof many faiths and diverse origins have found in the Sacred Book words of wisdom, counsel, and inspiration. It is a fountain of strength and now, as always, an aid in attaining the highest aspirations of the human soul.

Very sincerely yours,


(Signed) Franklin D. Roosevelt.

****
I just stumbled on this in my stuff. It belonged to Eugene R. Byrd... given by G.A. Nelson, Chaplain. 11-21-1943

Posted by: Democrats at July 16, 2019 01:01 AM (Y274z)

541 536

No-- pepper pot and souse were not on the family menu. but I have a lot of good memories of my dad cooking Amish sausages along with chicken on the backyard charcoal grill on summer afternoons. Apple or shoofly pie for dessert, and homemade iced tea (not the powdered stuff!) to wash it all down.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2019 01:01 AM (pPNCa)

542 The Powerline blog is (mostly) located in Minnesota,
and noted that when Omar was in the Minnesota state legislature for a
couple of years, she was widely considered to be an idiot by legislative
staff and other legislators.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2019 12:19 AM (I2/tG)


From an acquaintance who dealt with San Francisco way back once mentioned that Nancy Pelosi was one of the most insane and clueless politicians he ever had the misfortune to have to endure.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2019 01:01 AM (hSQmw)

543 Speaking of bands from the 60's and 70's, Downchild Blues Band is doing their 50th Anniversary tour this year. The band was started by two brothers, Don and Rick Walsh, and they were Dan Ayckroyd's inspiration the characters in the Blues Brothers movie.

Rick passed away years ago, but Don and the current iteration of the band are going strong.

From 1997:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=bYr4Z7wTrlk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 01:03 AM (abNpZ)

544 It is a Gideon Bible BTW. That would be met with howls of indignation if Trump wrote that in a Bible intended for our troops.

I seriously dislike FDR but today's Democrats are a far more serious threat.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 01:05 AM (Y274z)

545 528 -- I watched Hogan's Heroes off and on, but having seen The Great Escape, I did a bunch of research into both the Great Escape itself and biographies of Allied POWs. I never could reconcile the two, especially since my uncle was captured by the Germans during the Battle of the Bulge and spent the rest of the war behind bars. Joe contracted TB in the camp and spent a couple years in a TB asylum in upstate New York. I don't think he had nearly as much fun as Hogan and his bunch of merry men.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 16, 2019 01:06 AM (eP3XU)

546 526...We're blessed, and blessed in ways that those condemned to thinking that Billy Ray's daughter is a great singer, or that Taylor Swift is a "great", can not and may well never imagine.

Doesn't matter which one was "best". You can't prove it, anyway.

They all were. They all, still are.

And if Rondstat's "Long, Long Time" doesn't react to the dust in the room, then go check your soul in with the 'smithy, 'cause it needs to be pounded back into shape and re-polished.

That is all.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2019 12:47 AM (QzJWU)


Whitney Houston
Olivia Newton
Marilyn McCoo
Aretha Franklin
Julie London
Dionne Warwick
Grace Slick
Cleo Lane
Babs
Tina Turner
Diana Ross
Gladys Knight
Ella Fitzgerald
Connie Francis
Joni Mitchell
Petula Clark
Toni Tennille
Carol Bayer Sager

Not a porn star in the bunch.

Posted by: Frosty at July 16, 2019 01:06 AM (iEXgF)

547 I saw Mimi Farina at UCLA probably about 1974. I can't remember who she played with. But I did see Zevon at his "Zevon" album debut concert at the Roxy in 1976 (?). He burned the joint down.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 16, 2019 01:09 AM (w7U7L)

548 I see the Tacoma Tool was born in 1950 in Holland.

Spleefing about fighting fascism in his bloviating manifesto because that is what he learned growing up. Hey sport, bet in Hell you are finally learning the truth about Holland in WWII. What really happened for example the Dutch East Indies troops who fought on until the war ended.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 01:09 AM (UVPuB)

549

Darren McGavin was to assume the Larry Hagman role of "Major Anthony (Tony) Nelson" for the sixth season of I Dream of Jeannie (1965), but NBC canceled the series before production began.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 01:11 AM (aKsyK)

550 Nope, I don't ever recall Amish sausages. Hot dogs and hamburgers were the usual backyard fare, followed by carbonated marshmellos.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 16, 2019 01:11 AM (eP3XU)

551 Not only did Zevon burn the place down, he did it solo. On piano.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 16, 2019 01:12 AM (w7U7L)

552 Nope, I don't ever recall Amish sausages. Hot dogs and hamburgers were the usual backyard fare, followed by carbonated marshmellos.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 16, 2019 01:11 AM (eP3XU)

Carbonated? Or carbonized, like a Chemjeff steak?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 01:13 AM (abNpZ)

553 #532 So was Seth Rich out trolling at 4am?

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 01:13 AM (Y274z)

554 > Sandy Denny.
Died way, way, too soon. One of the most hauntingly beautiful voices ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xODjbfYw8

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 16, 2019 01:15 AM (GDooN)

555 I have pictures of a few of my kids wearing disposable "Pull Ups" on their heads, they used to dance around calling themselves the 'Doody Heads', this is what Ilan Omar reminded me of today.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 16, 2019 12:57 AM (a4EWo)

Less articulate than your kids, I'd wager.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:16 AM (n5NRb)

556 Sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2019 01:17 AM (GDooN)

557 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2019 01:17 AM (miE9U)

558 AOP -- My bad. You're right -- carbonized. I remember pulling off the top layer, then sticking what was left back into the fire. I could usually get three layers out of a single marshmellow.

And confusing carbonated and carbonized is my signal that the brain is fried for one night.

Night, all!

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 16, 2019 01:17 AM (eP3XU)

559 Night qdpsteve and Cap'n.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:18 AM (n5NRb)

560 my uncle was captured by the Germans during the Battle of the Bulge and spent the rest of the war behind bars

My dad was in the 82nd Airborne in the Battle of the Bulge. That was some of the worst fighting that the division saw during the war. My dad didn't like to talk about it-- one word: Malmedy.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2019 01:19 AM (pPNCa)

561 AOP -- My bad. You're right -- carbonized. I remember pulling off the top layer, then sticking what was left back into the fire. I could usually get three layers out of a single marshmellow.

And confusing carbonated and carbonized is my signal that the brain is fried for one night.

Night, all!
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 16, 2019 01:17 AM (eP3XU)

Night, Captain! I always tried to roast the marshmallows without setting them on fire. Was not always successful. But toasted marshmallows are yummy, and worth the trouble.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 01:20 AM (abNpZ)

562 And it's time for me to hit the hay, too. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2019 01:21 AM (abNpZ)

563 Hmmm, Darrin McGavin in I Dream of Jeannie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:21 AM (n5NRb)

564 Not a porn star in the bunch.

Posted by: Frosty at July 16, 2019 01:06 AM (iEXgF)


Well, not on film or 8 mm or whatever. "Grace Slick."

Posted by: RickZ at July 16, 2019 01:22 AM (Y8PSl)

565 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:22 AM (n5NRb)

566 Hmmm, Darrin McGavin in I Dream of Jeannie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:21 AM (n5NRb)

She's a major award!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2019 01:24 AM (q1Pj5)

567 > I seriously dislike FDR but today's Democrats are a far more serious threat.
I think I'm gonna have to disagree there.
That fucker wasn't planning on EVER stepping down from the presidency, and the ratchet toward a totalitarian state kept clicking every minute he was in office.

A great deal of our current woes can be laid firmly at his doorstep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2019 01:26 AM (GDooN)

568 A0C is going to do for the news industry what Chick Ghostbusters and a flood of lame, "modernized," neutered remakes are doing for the box office...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 16, 2019 01:28 AM (ABuva)

569 Frosty.

You mentioned Petula Clark.

Legitimately, the very first "crush" I ever had as a wee 2nd grade lad.

Decades later, she still has the allure.

And your list is too short, but we'd bog down the Pixyware if we tried to list them all. It was indeed, an EPIC era, and that is NOT an abuse of the word "epic".

Let's draw from today's pop and "other" world, for voices and talents that could've cut it in the EPIC era, but who fade from view in today's mediocrity.


Christina Aguilera.

Fergie

Jewell

Carrie Underwood (a success, in ANY era)

Kelly Clarkson. (not a favorite of mine, but that's due to song choice and genre, but not due to lack of a beautiful voice and talent)

Adele. Yeah, packaging, etc. But she's this generation's Lulu, out of Britain. (Well, close. Lulu was the better singer, Adele combines with writing. Which for some, weights the scale)


All in all though?

We don't have a generation of talent to compete with the 60's/70's giants.

We could, but we don't.

The fault lies not with the Cosmos, but with the Stars.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2019 01:28 AM (QzJWU)

570 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2019 01:28 AM (QzJWU)


--I'd put Norah Jones above those pop tarts.

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2019 01:31 AM (S7WbR)

571 Went to a place called "Killer Burger" tonight.


It wasn't.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at July 16, 2019 01:33 AM (FvdHJ)

572 Not a porn star in the bunch.
Posted by: Frosty
--------

It's a longer list

I mentioned Judy Collins
Bonnie Raitt
Karla Bonoff
Emmylou, of course
Jennifer Warnes

Geeze, must be a dozen others?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 01:34 AM (U7Mh9)

573 Also material. You look at the voices from the 30s/40s/50s and there be giants. Part of that though is backup of a good orchestra and the Great American Songbook.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:36 AM (n5NRb)

574 I would have probably dropped Fergie and Jewell as well from 'great voices.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:38 AM (n5NRb)

575 ...--I'd put Norah Jones above those pop tarts.

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2019 01:31 AM (S7WbR)




While I would tend to agree, sadly, the limited scope and reach of her (most excellent) works, dropped her below the scan of my radar in that sweep.

Which is a pity. She's superb, and would succeed in any era, BUT FOR a too narrow focus on her art, and not enough grabbing of the oh-so-vital charts.

There is an aspect of a performer's reach, that depends on the aspect of their being "Compelling".

That can be a heretofore unheard voice. Or harmonies. Arrangements.

No one singer from the Beach Boys could chart so much as a gig at the Wurlitzer at the Olde Folks Buffet.

Combined, with the writing, production and harmonies.?

COMPELLING would be a most egregious understatement, wouldn't you think?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2019 01:38 AM (QzJWU)

576 Carol King

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 01:38 AM (U7Mh9)

577 Lindsey 2.0 > Lindsey 1.0

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 16, 2019 01:39 AM (vs+nq)

578 573 Also material. You look at the voices from the 30s/40s/50s and there be giants. Part of that though is backup of a good orchestra and the Great American Songbook.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:36 AM (n5NRb)

--Heh, Mark Steyn's written boos about this.

Blessed are we to have enjoyed the likes of Ella and Frank.

We at least have the likes of Norah and Diana to keep some romance alive, instead of just "Oo baby, oo baby, oo baby!"

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2019 01:41 AM (S7WbR)

579 I'm pretty sure Lindsey can flip back to the old Lindsey without notice.

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2019 01:42 AM (qNSP6)

580 ...I would have probably dropped Fergie and Jewell as well from 'great voices.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:38 AM (n5NRb)




I have heard them both live, and they are.

Sadly, their immersion in the "pop" scene, limits their ability to really let loose, and let the artistry fly IN THE STUDIO.

Cut 'em loose on stage, where they can show what they're really capable of, and your mind will be blown. I promise this is so.

The sin is that their "producers", package them in such empty, anodyne, over-engineered crappy compositions and tunes.

They really have the talent. They just need to find a way break free of The Machine, and let fly.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2019 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

581 Annie Haslam. Carpet of the Sun, Live at Carnegie Hall.

Posted by: klaftern at July 16, 2019 01:43 AM (RuIsu)

582 You know, I heard a version of Headless Horseman (the disney song made famous by Bing Crosby) on Lileks' podcast several years ago. It was sung by a female singer (Kay Starr maybe?) and I swear she had one of the sexiest deliveries of a children's Halloween song I have ever heard. Very smoky.

Great voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:44 AM (n5NRb)

583 ...Carol King

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 01:38 AM (U7Mh9)



She may not be my top favorite of all time, but I struggle to find one to place higher on the list.

She looks like my H.S. long lost love of my life.

And her lyrics were the songs of my youth.

Such a wicked combination.

I do not care that she turned out to be a liberal whacktard. I'll still zone out and be carried to decades past when she comes up on the radio.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2019 01:46 AM (QzJWU)

584 Koko Taylor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBsrx40fiX0

/mic drop

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2019 01:47 AM (74nHm)

585 576 Carol King

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 01:38 AM (U7Mh9)


Thank you, I've been trying to think of her name since Carol Bayer Sager. They are friends I think.

Here she is. boing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0v6xK2Sl3s

Posted by: Frosty at July 16, 2019 01:48 AM (iEXgF)

586

Interesting. So....what is Ilhan hiding under that headcover?? I bet they're tentacles.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 12:06 AM (nQNVp)


Horns

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 01:51 AM (+JS0o)

587
I do not care that she turned out to be a liberal whacktard. I'll still zone out and be carried to decades past when she comes up on the radio.

Jim
------

Well, many that have been mentioned started listing to port, but your point that some of us got to see them in their prime is the measure.

Hell, I was just tyring to remember the gal that sang for The Seekers. Nice pipes, that one. I'll bet NZ Frank could tell us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 01:52 AM (ZMWtN)

588 [Canadian entry]

The Wailin' Jennys sing the folk song "Bright Morning Stars":

https://youtu.be/Or8EWbnsaLM

--Sounds even better live in Winnipeg.

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2019 01:52 AM (S7WbR)

589 Hell, I was just tyring to remember the gal that sang for The Seekers. Nice pipes, that one. I'll bet NZ Frank could tell us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 01:52 AM (ZMWtN)

Louisa Wisselling or Judith Durham, per the internets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 16, 2019 01:53 AM (n5NRb)

590 586

Interesting. So....what is Ilhan hiding under that headcover?? I bet they're tentacles.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 12:06 AM (nQNVp)

Horns

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 01:51 AM (+JS0o)


Bugs. Roaches, and spiders, and worms.

Posted by: Frosty at July 16, 2019 01:54 AM (iEXgF)

591 The Pippettes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbnVNZe2D_0

Pull Shapes

(happy little pop ditty)

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2019 01:57 AM (74nHm)

592 the great lakes are leaking at full tilt.

niagara falls is once in a lifetime.

the hydro is only running at 40 %'
waiting for the wind power to catch up?

Posted by: niagara falls at July 16, 2019 01:58 AM (SQ6BF)

593 Nicky and Ruth are fantastic songwriters; they do cut to the quick.

"Swing Low, Sail High" and "All the Stars" sound almost written about me.

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2019 02:03 AM (S7WbR)

594 Wanna see some modern day EFFORT less talent?

Pick up session:

https://tinyurl.com/y3mzy9gk


This is what they do when they're not even trying.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2019 02:04 AM (QzJWU)

Breaking: Jeff Flake Outraged!

Jeff Flake, host of the beloved 1980s game show, Who's Inside My Wife?, has some Concerns:





Update: The Washington Post is a real newspaper. Seriously.

Why are you laughing?



America's Sweetheart:



Donkey-Chompers refused as well.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:15 PM




Comments

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1 Shorter Flake : WOOB WOOB WOOB

Posted by: Hikaru at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (pgXNG)

2 Jesus Christ, he's as emotionally stable as a middle school girl on her first period.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (CYY+K)

3 And Show.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 15, 2019 08:18 PM (pgXNG)

4 Jeff, go fuck yourself. Your wife won't. Fuck you, that is. Asshat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 08:18 PM (3H9h1)

5 OT: Althouse commenter Pookie Number 2 on AOC's group:
"Al Squaeda"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:18 PM (CYY+K)

6 Isn't Flake gone? Did I misremember?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:19 PM (n5NRb)

7 "Flake" is quite apt.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)

8 Jeff Flake is still alive?

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (mX8Vr)

9

Jeff Flake, host of the beloved 1980s game show, Who's Inside My Wife?



ahahahahahahaha *catches breath* hahahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (UGae2)

10 Quien es mas macho, Flake or Romney?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (aS1PU)

11 The horror !

The horror !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (MtUPF)

12 Al-Squeeeeeeee!!111!

Sorry. Keyboard stuck.

To 111!!!11

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (3H9h1)

13 Fuck that guy and the horse he rode in on.

Flake.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (S6Pax)

14 The best part of Jeff Flake ran down his momma's leg......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (Z+IKu)

15 Between him and that Dhamer guy I'm afraid Jeff's age gonna get a bad name.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (BJKQV)

16 He tweeted that from an elevator while some harpy screamed in his face.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (xPl2J)

17 Jeff Flake, host of the beloved 1980s game show, Who's Inside My Wife?

Fortunately I was between sips of my beverage.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

18 Classic Gameshow at The French House.

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (ym5eo)

19 AOC: When I was a little girl, my dad took me to visit the reflecting pool. Yaaaand, it was my first time visiting in years, if not decades.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2019 08:22 PM (LxTcq)

20 I'm inspired to write some poetry.

Posted by: jonah goldberg at July 15, 2019 08:22 PM (ym5eo)

21 > Jeff Flake, host of the beloved 1980s game show, Who's Inside My Wife?, has some Concerns

lol, poetry.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 08:22 PM (t6MX/)

22 14> the "Lemon Song?" Led Zep, not that other trash.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 08:22 PM (3H9h1)

23 And Kyl working Flake like that - perfect. The Vanity of "Muh Virtue." Back in the day that kind of vanity was call "pharisaical."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:22 PM (CYY+K)

24 How's the new career coming, Jeff? Did you find out that nobody likes a turncoat yet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 08:23 PM (gC2IV)

25 If "flake" was not already a derogatory term, it would be by now.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 08:23 PM (UdKB7)

26 Flake/Omar 2020 -- Make America Somalia Yesterday!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:23 PM (WqPYg)

27 "I've often said that Republican elected officials can't be expected to respond to every comment by the President."

Really? When does he say that? Every time he tries to grab the spotlight after Trump says something the left doesn't like?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 08:23 PM (BJKQV)

28 jeff flake, as useless as a cvnt full of cold piss. nicest thing i can say about him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 08:23 PM (KP5rU)

29 Flake's vanity?

Who wants to be the one to deliver him the bad news?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (JcXHH)

30


Why didn't his parents name him Jeff Douchebag.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (z8c2c)

31 Jeff Flake, host of the beloved 1980s game show, Who's Inside My Wife?

-----
No friends, The Paolo, he prefers a little challenge

Posted by: The Paolo at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (Izzlo)

32 Kristen Sinema is more conservative than Jeff Flake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (gC2IV)

33 Neither Flake nor Romney nor Bush nor McCain nor [fill-in-the-blank] ever got half as worked-up about their feigned enemies like DogEater ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

34 If "flake" was not already a derogatory term, it would be by now.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 08:23 PM (UdKB7)

The name is Dickensian in its accuracy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (CYY+K)

35 Romneys and Amashes and flakes, oh my!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (t0Z53)

36
Can't stop laughing.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 15, 2019 08:25 PM (ym5eo)

37 Daffy Cuck.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 15, 2019 08:25 PM (/6uU7)

38 32
Kristen Sinema is more conservative than Jeff Flake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (gC2IV)


======


As an Arizonan, I can confirm that this has been true thus far.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:25 PM (WqPYg)

39 Flake is a rent seeking whore.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 08:25 PM (84LPL)

40 Flakey is outraged? I guess it's GO time!

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:25 PM (3o++7)

41 Kristen Sinema is more conservative than Jeff Flake.
---
Looks better in dominatrix boots, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 15, 2019 08:25 PM (iB1oa)

42 32 Kristen Sinema is more conservative than Jeff Flake.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (gC2IV)

How many wives has she been in since arriving in DC?

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 15, 2019 08:26 PM (ym5eo)

43 Flakey is outraged? I guess it's GO time!
Posted by: kallisto


(yawn)

Flake is outraged. Who effing cares?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 15, 2019 08:26 PM (S6Pax)

44 Looks better in dominatrix boots, too.
======

Screw you! She does not!

Posted by: Vain Jeff at July 15, 2019 08:26 PM (JcXHH)

45 Flake is his married name. His maiden name was Cocksmoker.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (4QnJ9)

46 Don Surber speculates that one reason for Trump hitting the Democrats right in their Ilhan Omar is that he wants to flip Minnesota this time around.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (CYY+K)

47 "Kristen Sinema is more conservative than Jeff Flake. "

A fucking flying pooping monkey is more conservative than Jeff Flake. And more fun to be around.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (UdKB7)

48 Money>Jeff Flake

At least a monkey can fetch tea.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (RTWw4)

49 Still getting bits and pieces of the interview from Molly Hemingway and her co-writer, Kavanagh had to answer over 1,000 written questions, more than every other Justice had to answer combined together.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (BbGew)

50

What does Flake do for a living these days?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)

51 >>>Jeff Flake, host of the beloved 1980s game show, Who's Inside My Wife?

wait --- I see what you did there...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (GBteo)

52 I'll bet Sinema has been a big hit on The Hill.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (84LPL)

53 TuCa keeps getting better with age. He's really got the gloves off these days.

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 15, 2019 08:28 PM (7ZQe3)

54 Jeff Flake on Twitter?

(yawn)

It's Twitter town, Jake. It just doesn't matter.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 15, 2019 08:28 PM (S6Pax)

55 Ha! Isn't sherpa outrageously racist in this country? Aren't there fucking rules?

Those are the guys that have to drag the dead, frozen white people down from the mountain, no?

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 08:28 PM (kLDv+)

56 ace is like a bulldog with a bone. Ninja don't it go at all. Since Trump was elected, absolutely savage on the cucks and the volume keeps getting turned up. Shitposting gets edgier and dialed up. So much fun.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 15, 2019 08:28 PM (ym5eo)

57 * heads for luxuriously appointed bunker*

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:28 PM (3o++7)

58 They. Just. Can't. Go. Away.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 15, 2019 08:28 PM (C1Lsn)

59 Looks better in dominatrix boots, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 15, 2019 08:25 PM (iB1oa)

And I really can't think of any time I would have said "A US Senator in dominatrix boots? That's hot," but here we are and yes, she would be.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:28 PM (CYY+K)

60

Monkey for nothing
Chicks for tea

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 08:28 PM (aKsyK)

61 Who was it that went to Flake for an endorsement or something and he asked, "What did McCain say?"

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 08:29 PM (AMdBG)

62 A fucking flying pooping monkey is more conservative than Jeff Flake. And more fun to be around.
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (UdKB7)

Ahem a 'Fucking Flying Monkey Pooping coffee beans' is the correct usage.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at July 15, 2019 08:29 PM (n5NRb)

63 If only I was born 10 years earlier, I might have gotten the coveted spot of host of 'Who's Inside My Wife?"...

Posted by: David French, more holier than Thou at July 15, 2019 08:29 PM (Ta69/)

64 15 Between him and that Dhamer guy Im afraid Jeff's age gonna get a bad name.
Posted by: 29Victor

If I recall Dhamer was beaten to death with a mop handle in a prison bathroom. Whatever Flakes end (may he live to a ripe old age) I doubt it will have that kind of quiet dignity.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 15, 2019 08:29 PM (SuHoh)

65 57 * heads for luxuriously appointed bunker*
Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:28 PM (3o++7)

Luxury! The rest of us are out here living in bunkers made of Kaboom.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:30 PM (mX8Vr)

66 Jeff Flake doesn't always let his wife make love to other men, but she does anyway.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 15, 2019 08:30 PM (1Ynep)

67 Monkey for nothing
Chicks for tea
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 08:28 PM (aKsyK)

My Early Grey brings all the ladies to the yard, or whatever the hell that was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:30 PM (n5NRb)

68
Jeff Flake. What a guy. I'm SO glad we're rid of that dicknose.

Whenever I'm bummed about losing the house (and it is a bummer) I remember that we got rid of 50+ proto-Flakes and wannabe Ryans who bailed out rather than staying on the team and playing for a captain they didn't like.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:30 PM (5aX2M)

69 Jeff Flaccid is so vile he should put a condom over his head.

But that still wouldn't contain the putrid, puss that spews from that dick hole in his head.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 08:30 PM (VkWRL)

70 Trump being Trump today

https://youtu.be/dXOd2pvkutM

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2019 08:31 PM (LxTcq)

71 Oh, Jeff. Please understand. Nobody cares. You don't matter. Questions?

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 08:31 PM (T6t7i)

72 He's outrageously outraged and he wants you to notice!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:31 PM (1Z64M)

73 69 Jeff Flaccid is so vile he should put a condom over his head.

But that still wouldn't contain the putrid, puss that spews from that dick hole in his head.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 08:30 PM (VkWRL)

Also hard to insert, because: flaccid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:31 PM (n5NRb)

74 Rep Omar, are you a communist?

She is, and she doesn't want to offend her backers, so she can't say "no". However, the Dems aren't at the point where they can openly call themselves communist. So she takes a middle road. "I won't dignify the question". Makes the question itself bad, and shifts the goalposts. They can go back to being communists without admitting to being communists until the Dems are more accepting of the term.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 08:31 PM (dNzKv)

75 Isn't Jeff Flake working the register at Dairy Queen?

Posted by: dantesed at July 15, 2019 08:32 PM (88xKn)

76 Remember Flake huddled in the back of the elevator (set up) with one knee pulled up, crying?

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 08:32 PM (AMdBG)

77 My Early Grey brings all the ladies to the yard, or whatever the hell that was.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:30 PM (n5NRb)

Fifty Cups of Earl Grey was a surprise bestseller.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:32 PM (CYY+K)

78 I didn't think it was possible to make me think less of Flake. Darned if he didn't find a way.

Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2019 08:32 PM (bmdz3)

79 32
Kristen Sinema is more conservative than Jeff Flake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell


And way more sexually satisfying! She pleasures me for HOURS!!

Posted by: Mrs. Flake at July 15, 2019 08:32 PM (nQNVp)

80 Telling an immigrant to go back home is vile? That explains Flake's (Gang of Eight) immigration positions pretty well, doesn't it?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 08:32 PM (dYe5S)

81 Jeff Flaccid thought Henny Youngman's joke, "take my wife please", was a command.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 08:32 PM (VkWRL)

82 75
Isn't Jeff Flake working the register at Dairy Queen?

Posted by: dantesed


Do you really think they'd give him that kind of responsibility?

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 08:33 PM (T6t7i)

83 As a rule of thumb, when Mitt Romney thinks it is safe to throw your disgusting cuck ass under the bus, you might want to shut up and watch someone fuck your wife.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 15, 2019 08:33 PM (iw59Q)

84 74 Rep Omar, are you a communist?

She is, and she doesn't want to offend her backers, so she can't say "no". However, the Dems aren't at the point where they can openly call themselves communist. So she takes a middle road. "I won't dignify the question". Makes the question itself bad, and shifts the goalposts. They can go back to being communists without admitting to being communists until the Dems are more accepting of the term.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 08:31 PM (dNzKv)

If I were a journalist I'd say loudly "I'm going to put this down as a yes then, because who are we trying to kid here right?"

Then I would be suicided the next day by stabbing myself to death 30 times.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:33 PM (mX8Vr)

85 75 Isn't Jeff Flake working the register at Dairy Queen?
Posted by: dantesed at July 15, 2019 08:32 PM (88xKn)

Given the attention to detail and work ethic of most DQ employees, I can believe this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:33 PM (n5NRb)

86 Should it be "Whose" or "Who's" Inside My Wife?

My wife...wants to know.

Posted by: David French, more holier than Thou at July 15, 2019 08:33 PM (Ta69/)

87 20 I'm inspired to write some poetry.

Posted by: jonah goldberg at July 15, 2019 08:22 PM (ym5eo)


=======


Die Hard is a Christmas MacGuffin,

Pizza is pie (not the number);

While I'm getting off on this muffin --

My wife's getting off with the plumber ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:33 PM (WqPYg)

88 Whenever I'm bummed about losing the house (and it is a bummer) I remember that we got rid of 50+ proto-Flakes and wannabe Ryans who bailed out rather than staying on the team and playing for a captain they didn't like.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

====
Yet Incandescent Fred Upton persists

Posted by: The Football That Still Isn't Pregnant at July 15, 2019 08:33 PM (8AONa)

89 Who's

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 08:33 PM (AMdBG)

90 Seeing Sen. Flake in this deteriorated state made me think "there but for the grace of Morlac go I."

So I retrieved my remaining testicle from the jar on the cupboard, pulled up my mom jeans and took a limpwristed stand for America.

Posted by: Regular Mitt Romney at July 15, 2019 08:34 PM (6/uwW)

91 Flake is a rent seeking whore.

-
Of the Arizona Rent Seeking Whores?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 08:34 PM (+y/Ru)

92 Fifty Cups of Earl Grey was a surprise bestseller.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:32 PM (CYY+K)

The daft bints thought it was about sex for some reason.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:34 PM (mX8Vr)

93 Sock removal

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2019 08:34 PM (8AONa)

94 Whose blog is this anyway?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 08:34 PM (VkWRL)

95 One Republican says something bad, ALL republicans must denounce. One Democrat pays multiple visits to child rape island, and all republicans must denounce trump, because trump once met the guy who owned the island.
Republican prosecutor makes a questionable plea years ago, must resign cabinet position. One democrat makes outrageous plea, still has her job as a prosecutor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 08:34 PM (dNzKv)

96 Then I would be suicided the next day by stabbing myself to death 30 times.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:33 PM (mX8Vr)

I would recommend hiring one of those Cossack sabre-dance girls as a bodyguard. Stylish, hot, and something, something, something.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:34 PM (CYY+K)

97 Is that a Mexican cracking the whip?

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 15, 2019 08:35 PM (ym5eo)

98 I would recommend hiring one of those Cossack sabre-dance girls as a bodyguard. Stylish, hot, and something, something, something.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:34 PM (CYY+K)

This is a thing? I will pay any sum of money.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:35 PM (mX8Vr)

99 91
Flake is a rent seeking whore.



-

Of the Arizona Rent Seeking Whores?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


He married in to the family. He's originally from the Arkansas Skid Marks.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 08:35 PM (T6t7i)

100 Rep Omar, are you a communist?



She is, and she doesn't want to offend her backers, so she can't say
"no". However, the Dems aren't at the point where they can openly call
themselves communist. So she takes a middle road. "I won't dignify the
question". Makes the question itself bad, and shifts the goalposts. They
can go back to being communists without admitting to being communists
until the Dems are more accepting of the term.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 08:31 PM (dNzKv)

If she were R, the next time she had a press conference, the only thing they would ask is the commie question.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2019 08:35 PM (n13/j)

101 What is it with these embarrassing Mormons in elected office?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 08:35 PM (JgA4k)

102 JEFF FLAKE!!!

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:35 PM (EgshT)

103 Jeff Flake reminds me of a dumpster opossum. If you catch him just right, he'll roll over like a corpse. Otherwise you're going to have to beat him senseless with a shovel.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (kLDv+)

104 Mitt Romney tweeted this-

The president's comments were destructive, demeaning, and disunifying. The President of the United States has a unique and noble calling to unite the American people- of all different races, colors, and national origins. In that respect, the president failed badly.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (RBOtF)

105 Don Surber speculates that one reason for Trump
hitting the Democrats right in their Ilhan Omar is that he wants to flip
Minnesota this time around.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (CYY+K)



I think that he wants to make them front and center for 2020. Let the Dems defend the Al Queda loving kunt. He's going to force them to do it and run on how anti-American they are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (ZwVs0)

106 95: now you're getting it. it's pretty easy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (KP5rU)

107 Jeff Flake, host of the beloved 1980s game show, Who's Inside My Wife?, has some Concerns:


...


I need to invite you to a dinner party.

Posted by: Ha at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (MAstk)

108 WaPo - "Who Dis Racist Of-The-Day" is a new feature beginning next Monday

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (438dO)

109 79 32
Kristen Sinema is more conservative than Jeff Flake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

And way more sexually satisfying! She pleasures me for HOURS!!
Posted by: Mrs. Flake at July 15, 2019 08:32 PM (nQNVp)

This post is useless without pics. And video.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

110 18
Classic Gameshow at The French House.

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (ym5eo)

Instead of Charades, we always played Scattergories, and by Scattergories, I mean making a mess of the missus.

Posted by: David Cuck of the Month Club French at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (t6MX/)

111 Jeff Flake writes fan fic twice a week about the day he will eventually stand up to his wife and say "No More!"

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (1Ynep)

112 94 Whose blog is this anyway?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 08:34 PM (VkWRL)

Isn't that another game show?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (JgA4k)

113 It's more likely Jeff Flaccid is working the twister at the local Porn VHS Rental in a Phoenix suburb. It allows him to do research and leer at old ladies asses.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (VkWRL)

114 I am outraged at Flakes outrage. I mean i can't even. Seriously.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2019 08:38 PM (l0HIT)

115 I think that he wants to make them front and center for 2020. Let the Dems defend the Al Queda loving kunt. He's going to force them to do it and run on how anti-American they are
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Tie that albatross around the neck of every Democrat.

And if they agree with Trump, their wokest Democrat compadres will jump on them.

The Democrats have fashioned this mess, and they own it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 15, 2019 08:38 PM (S6Pax)

116 Haiku:

Jeff Flake is texting
Inside the elevator
His morals are hurt

Posted by: annem at July 15, 2019 08:38 PM (Fm81C)

117 " Isn't Jeff Flake working the register at Dairy Queen? "


Unusual spelling of 'parking lot in back of the truck stop'.

But, we'll allow it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 08:38 PM (cqNba)

118 111
Jeff Flake writes fan fic twice a week about the day he will eventually stand up to his wife and say "No More!"





Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (1Ynep)

I think that was "No. More!"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 08:38 PM (t6MX/)

119 If a man declares himself a woman, you are legally bound to accept it and celebrate her decision.

Why aren't the Dems equally tolerant of Dems who declare themselves communist? By their logic, they have to be accepted for who they are, and should be automatically elevated to whatever office they seek.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 08:38 PM (dNzKv)

120 104 Mitt Romney tweeted this-

The president's comments were destructive, demeaning, and disunifying. The President of the United States has a unique and noble calling to unite the American people- of all different races, colors, and national origins. In that respect, the president failed badly.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (RBOtF)


I don't know which Romney tweets are real or not any more.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

121 IIRC, Flake entered Congress a wealthy man and left bankrupted. That takes a special kind of stupid.

And, no, Omar is not, can not be, and never will be an American. Strip her citizenship and deport her brother-fucking ass back to Somalia.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 15, 2019 08:39 PM (iw59Q)

122 rombley can go horse fuck. i think his beard has a couple he can practice with.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 08:39 PM (KP5rU)

123 I won't dignify the question

Aaron Sorkin composed a screenplay once about a day when Democrats (at least in TX) still cared about the US. "Charlie Wilson's War". Philip Seymour Hoffman had the best lines in it.

Hoffman's character accused some Washington mealymouth of having an affair. "I won't dignify that with a response", he huffed. Hoffman retorted "so you'd dignify her in the ass but -"

That's Ilhan Omar, dignifying this country as only an Al Shabaab agent can.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 08:39 PM (ykYG2)

124 61 Who was it that went to Flake for an endorsement or something and he asked, "What did McCain say?"

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 08:29 PM (AMdBG)


========


Jesse Kelly, when he ran for Congress in Arizona's Eighth Congressional District a decade ago.



https://tinyurl.com/y5m8f92s

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:39 PM (WqPYg)

125 120:

"I don't know which Romney tweets are real or not any more."

Mittens doesn't, either.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 15, 2019 08:39 PM (iw59Q)

126 I think that was "No. More!"
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 08:38 PM (t6MX/)

Punctuation, important is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:40 PM (n5NRb)

127 117; the flying j?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 08:40 PM (KP5rU)

128 The president's comments were destructive, demeaning, and disunifying. The President of the United States has a unique and noble calling to unite the American people- of all different races, colors, and national origins. In that respect, the president failed badly.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (RBOtF)


Enemies, foreign and domestic.
Any "US Person" who suggests we dissolve borders is one of the two.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 08:40 PM (1g7ch)

129 A lot of the 18th and early 19th century brownstones in NYC and homes in DC were built with slave labor. Should we play the game "Who Lives Where?"

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 08:40 PM (VkWRL)

130 When is flake going to declare his candidacy for the democrat nomination?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 08:40 PM (dNzKv)

131 This is a thing? I will pay any sum of money.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:35 PM (mX8Vr)


https://tinyurl.com/lylhzwc

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:41 PM (CYY+K)

132 It's funny how every white person/conservative/Republican has to answer for every other one, but Antifa and their supporters don't have to answer for Antifa.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:42 PM (1Z64M)

133 Mitt Romney tweeted this-

What really frosts my plain vanilla cupcakes is, Trump didn't let bygones be bygones and appoint me Secretary of State. I was forced to run for the Senate where I must share a stage with 99 others, making it harder for me to sabotage the President's agenda with my sanctimonious tweets. Think how much more damage I could do from the State Department! I take umbrage at the President's behavior. Fill in your three favorite adjectives here for "worst ever".

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 15, 2019 08:42 PM (COzlW)

134 a basic rule of left wing thinking is that anything bad that happens is the fault of America. I recall Noam Chomsky blaming America for Pol Pot and the Killing Fields of Cambodia in the 1970s.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 08:43 PM (ZqRa6)

135 Jeff Flake reminds me of a dumpster opossum. If you catch him just right, he'll roll over like a corpse. Otherwise you're going to have to beat him senseless with a shovel.
Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (

----

Perfect. LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:43 PM (5aX2M)

136 Jeff Flake, host of the beloved 1980s game show, Who's Inside My Wife?


Ow owowowowowow diet Coke out the nose which I deserve for consuming anything whilst reading the HQ.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 08:43 PM (GbPPJ)

137 "Jeff Flake made the opening offer in a fierce negotiation with his wife - she must stop having unprotected sex with Natural Born Citizens! He then instead struck a bold but fair deal that she would promise to "forget" about using condoms less often AND that the forgotten condoms be at least 50% sourced from oppressed countries like Mexico." - Cuck Magazine's Endorsement of Jeff Flake for Cuck of the Year!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 15, 2019 08:43 PM (1Ynep)

138 Has Cap'n Bill endorsed Flake as the Cuck candidate?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 08:43 PM (JgA4k)

139 CO Dept. of Revenue is a joke. Dad has a refund coming. First they send me a letter wanting a copy of the Cert of Death and Letters. Today I get a letter that the documents I provided are satisfactory and they will issue the refund in 2-3 weeks. And a return envelope.

SMFH.

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2019 08:43 PM (BLFnH)

140 132 It's funny how every white person/conservative/Republican has to answer for every other one, but Antifa and their supporters don't have to answer for Antifa.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:42 PM (1Z64M)

One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:43 PM (mX8Vr)

141 Flash! The Washington Post, a media outlet named after a torture device used to punish powerless individuals by flogging under the fiction that it was important for the survival of the Republic, says stuff that makes us realize that is their current function as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 08:43 PM (hSQmw)

142 I don't know which Romney tweets are real or not any more.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
***********
That one is real.
I will call his office tomorrow and complain.
Sick of him.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:43 PM (RBOtF)

143 When in Arizona, you may see someone employed scraping up armadillo road kill. That's not Flake, who flunked the exam.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 15, 2019 08:44 PM (C1Lsn)

144 125 120:

"I don't know which Romney tweets are real or not any more."

Mittens doesn't, either.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 15, 2019 08:39 PM (iw59Q)


Apparently the "Sean Spicier" parody Twitter account still fools a lot of liberals. If Joe F. is on Twitter, he could set up a parody Mitt Romney account. Just a thought.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:44 PM (sdi6R)

145 People, particularly politicians, refuse to answer very straightforward questions when the answer will incriminate them, or worse, make them unelectable. Just like when (at)Ilhan could not say "I did not marry my brother", she can not say "Terrorism is bad, even if it is Antifa."

https://twitter.com/TheRealKeean/status/
1150901519337869316

Includes video.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 15, 2019 08:44 PM (Dh1wo)

146 Yes, I have a small penis. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Jeff Flake at July 15, 2019 08:45 PM (miE9U)

147 I did not dignify that woman's ass. Ms Lewinsky.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 08:45 PM (tH5fk)

148 Morrissey :

We will descend
On anyone unable to defend
Themselves
And the songs we sing
They're not supposed to mean a thing

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 08:45 PM (ykYG2)

149 These people are calling for a destruction of the rule of law, subverting the constitution, undermining the president of the United States, funding of organizations designed to subvert the law, the end to our national sovereignty, encouraging insurrection, applauded the tearing down of our flag, demeaned our law enforcement officers and the list goes on.

But I should be concerned about what the president stated, that they are by the way misquoting?

How does blow me sound?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 08:45 PM (VkWRL)

150 Wow, those slaves sure had some nice hats. Must have been from Somalia and Puerto Rico.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 08:45 PM (UUkQp)

151 Mom always told me that I have the cutest penis in the world.

Posted by: jonah goldberg at July 15, 2019 08:45 PM (ym5eo)

152 "103 Jeff Flake reminds me of a dumpster opossum. If you catch him just right, he'll roll over like a corpse. Otherwise you're going to have to beat him senseless with a shovel.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 08:36 PM (kLDv+) "



Commies and demonrats generally

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 08:46 PM (MtUPF)

153 Mom always told me that I have the cutest penis in the world.
Posted by: jonah goldberg


The hell I did, you putz.

Posted by: lucianne goldberg at July 15, 2019 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

154 'In that respect, the president failed badly. '

Failing is something Cunk knows all about. He has even failed to understand what PDT was saying. His response is to criticize the President, and leader of his party, for speaking the plain truth, which is something Cunk knows nothing about.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 08:47 PM (UdKB7)

155 Beat my dick like a dumpster opossum just doesn't have the right ring to it.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 08:47 PM (tH5fk)

156 Mom always told me that I have the cutest penis in the world.


Like a dick, but smaller.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:48 PM (1Z64M)

157 Walls closing in.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 08:48 PM (tH5fk)

158 Don't bust Romney's and Flake's balls too badly. They're just typical.

How many times, from how many people, have we heard a little muted disgust at fighting fire with fire ? At taking it to the enemy ? At doing what it takes ... winning be damned ... but simply what is going to be required to survive ?

The Flakes and Romneys are just so damned in love with their "boring lives" that they reflexively kick at anything that threatens to break the monotony. They value their integrity above anything else. The notion of "survival" is beneath them.

They ain't alone. Not by a long shot.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 08:48 PM (sJPDw)

159 Why do I feel like reading comprehension is a dead art form? Do people literally forget what they've read and can only retain part of a (short) sentence? Do they bother to read the whole thing?


Or is each sentence like an unrelated book, and any sentence before or after has zero relationship to it's little sentence buddies? Heck, maybe the whole sentence/paragraph thing is dead? Should I just be using emojis?


I believe I'm totally out of touch with what is going on in the public school system these days.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2019 08:48 PM (sLicW)

160 Jeff Flake once had to sign for an emergency midnight 80 gallon drum of personal lubricant drop shipped to Paolo's villa under his wife's name.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 15, 2019 08:48 PM (1Ynep)

161 Not 'Who'.

It's 'How many men'

Get it right

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 08:48 PM (pUDQf)

162 155 Beat my dick like a dumpster opossum just doesn't have the right ring to it.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 08:47 PM (tH5fk)

What about "Suck my dick like a dumpster opossum."

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (mX8Vr)

163 Romney also tweeted this-
People can disagree over politics and policy, but telling American citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line.

(Real)

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)

164 "155 Beat my dick like a dumpster opossum just doesn't have the right ring to it.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 08:47 PM (tH5fk) "



Because you're not supposed to do that with a shovel !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (MtUPF)

165 This really makes me appreciate the fully assimilated LEGAL immigrants I know and respect!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (AZxMX)

166 When Democrats have lost Mitt Romney, maybe it's time to reassess your life.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (VkWRL)

167 150
Wow, those slaves sure had some nice hats. Must have been from Somalia and Puerto Rico.


Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 08:45 PM (UUkQp)

And over weight. Didn't have much sugar back then must have been the fatty foods. Cholesterol, how cruel.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (iEXgF)

168 Jeff Flake is unironically a feet guy b/c its all he can see through the crack under the door

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (1Ynep)

169 Things are getting a little froggy now with Trump's newest angle. Keep your powder dry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (pUDQf)

170 159 Why do I feel like reading comprehension is a dead art form? Do people literally forget what they've read and can only retain part of a (short) sentence? Do they bother to read the whole thing?


Or is each sentence like an unrelated book, and any sentence before or after has zero relationship to it's little sentence buddies? Heck, maybe the whole sentence/paragraph thing is dead? Should I just be using emojis?


I believe I'm totally out of touch with what is going on in the public school system these days.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2019 08:48 PM (sLicW)

Millennial communicate with memes. Generation Z communicates with emojis.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (mX8Vr)

171 AOC and Ilhan refuse to condemn terror attack on the ICE office.
https://twitter.com/RebelNewsOnline/status/
1150906713274540034

Posted by: andycanuck at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (Dh1wo)

172 163 Romney also tweeted this-
People can disagree over politics and policy, but telling American citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line.

(Real)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)

----------

Ok Mitt, go back to Utah and fucking stay there.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (gC2IV)

173 I wonder if Romney realizes that He is one of the many, many reasons why we have Trump.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (nQNVp)

174 What about "Suck my dick like a dumpster opossum."
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (mX8Vr)

*Covers crotch: Those sharp teeth aren't getting anywhere near my dick!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (m79Dg)

175 This really makes me appreciate the fully assimilated LEGAL immigrants I know and respect!

"And here I am!
And here I am!
Well, you don't need to look so pleased"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)

176 CO Dept. of Revenue is a joke. Dad has a refund
coming. First they send me a letter wanting a copy of the Cert of Death
and Letters. Today I get a letter that the documents I provided are
satisfactory and they will issue the refund in 2-3 weeks. And a return
envelope.



SMFH.
Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2019 08:43 PM (BLFnH)


Send them a wad of random papers, receipts and illegibly filled out property tax forms for a county you are not in, stapled together multiple times, along with a rambling cover letter, marked "Agent of the Day, Audits and Senior Tax Deferral Department, for payment plan"

You may not see your tax refund for an extra month, but they will have spent one or two man hours trying to figure out what you are trying to do.

It will be attached to your father's account, but it is not like that matters.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 08:51 PM (hSQmw)

177 'but telling American citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line. '

Should have just told them to go to hell.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 08:51 PM (UdKB7)

178 163 Romney also tweeted this-
People can disagree over politics and policy, but telling American citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line.

(Real)

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)


Did he say anything about baseless, slanderous accusations of calling fellow Americans racist?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

179 Ok Mitt, go back to Utah and fucking stay there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (gC2IV)

Wouldn't that be Massachusetts?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (n5NRb)

180 Hilariously, they were saying Trump was finished just a few days ago after the Epstein arrest. Now they've completely forgotten all about it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (1Z64M)

181 Ok Mitt, go back to Utah Massachusetts and fucking stay there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM


Suggested edit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (EzgwX)

182 Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)

The (admittedly few) Mormons I know personally seem to be upstanding honest citizens that love their country and their families, but every single thing I hear from Romney makes me me believe I need to rethink that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (AZxMX)

183 Ok Mitt, go back to Utah and fucking stay there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (gC2IV)

Well, if Mormon cocktail parties had the lively conversation, copious amounts of alcohol, and women of questionable virtue, I might consider it.--Mittens.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (m79Dg)

184 Did he say anything about baseless, slanderous accusations of calling fellow Americans racist?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

This. So much this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (n5NRb)

185 O/T: From the most recent headline at CTH --


A rather stunning report from Gateway Pundit outlines information contained within a lawsuit filing. The lawsuit, filed by Businessman Ed Butowsky, alleges Wikileaks founder Julian Assange confirmed to Fox News analyst Ellen Ratner that the DNC leaked emails were received from Seth Rich and his brother Aaron.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (WqPYg)

186 He'll always have Kolob.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 08:53 PM (ykYG2)

187 Let's Make a Deal...For You to Sex Up my Wife

The Hollywood Squares All Do my Wife

The Price is Right - for you to Have Sex with My Wife - It's Free!

The Family Feuds over Who Gets to Roundly Roger My Wife

What's My Line? - Take my Wife, Please. Just let me Watch!

To Tell the Truth I love Watching You Boink My Wife

Bowling for my Wife



Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 08:53 PM (O8WFE)

188 Ahoy, Jeff! The little man is in the boat!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at July 15, 2019 08:53 PM (EgshT)

189 Utah...Massachusetts...let's call the while thing off.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 08:53 PM (tH5fk)

190
'but telling American citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line. '

Should have just told them to go to hell.
Posted by: freaked


That IS where they came from.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

191 171
AOC and Ilhan refuse to condemn terror attack on the ICE office.
https://twitter.com/RebelNewsOnline/status/
1150906713274540034


Posted by: andycanuck at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (Dh1wo)


This is the deal. Flake can go fuck himself But these anti-American racist, bigot, communist, conspirators are a true treat.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 08:54 PM (iEXgF)

192 Mitt Romney is so scared of being called racist he once wrote off a subscription to BLACKED as a charitable donation.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 15, 2019 08:54 PM (1Ynep)

193 Romney also tweeted this-

People can disagree over politics and policy, but telling American
citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line.



(Real)

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)





Mittens is just upset that Flake got to be Lucky Pierre today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:54 PM (ZwVs0)

194 don't mind me, taking off my sock

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 08:54 PM (miE9U)

195 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)

And I'm not forgetting chique either!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 08:54 PM (AZxMX)

196 Future Washington Compost Headline: It's time to tear down the White House because ... it's White!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:54 PM (WqPYg)

197

Ok Mitt, go back to Utah and fucking stay there.



Or is it Massachussetts?


Or is it Detroit?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:55 PM (1Z64M)

198 173
I wonder if Romney realizes that He is one of the many, many reasons why we have Trump.


Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (nQNVp)

In an earlier thread I said that Mitt Romney was an Avatar of the Conventional Wisdom, and the one thing about those guys is that they are the last realize that the conventional wisdom is obsolete.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 08:55 PM (CYY+K)

199 183 Ok Mitt, go back to Utah and fucking stay there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (gC2IV)

Well, if Mormon cocktail parties had the lively conversation, copious amounts of alcohol, and women of questionable virtue, I might consider it.--Mittens.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (m79Dg)

Why doesn't he just hang out with the Horde then?

*ducks*

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM (mX8Vr)

200 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (AZxMX)

I wouldn't take Romney as indicative of all Mormons. Remember we have a number of Mormon posters here who probably are no att on all board with the things he says about Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM (+0VWg)

201

I see a White House and I want to paint it black.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

202 Bander is driving to a thing and I am doing a dramatic reading of the comments to him.

You people are funny little fucks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM (GbPPJ)

203 ''the DNC leaked emails were received from Seth Rich and his brother Aaron.''

Does ''brother Aaron'' have hired protection?

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM (jm1YL)

204 178
163 Romney also tweeted this-

People can disagree over politics and policy, but telling American citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line.



(Real)



Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)


Oh Mitt go back to Utah and STFU.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM (iEXgF)

205 I never take advice from men who consider coffee "strong drink."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM (O8WFE)

206 I woke up in a Soho doorway, a policeman knew my name.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at July 15, 2019 08:57 PM (EgshT)

207 202 Bander is driving to a thing and I am doing a dramatic reading of the comments to him.

You people are funny little fucks.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM (GbPPJ)

Funny like a clown? or funny like *wiggles hand*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:57 PM (n5NRb)

208 AOC and Ilhan refuse to condemn terror attack on the ICE office.
https://twitter.com/RebelNewsOnline/status/
1150906713274540034


Posted by: andycanuck at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (Dh1wo)


I fail to see the problem when "some people do something", but it might not be the something that the "Gang/Klan/Crew" are going to like!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 08:57 PM (AZxMX)

209 OMG, WashPost - talk about a non-sequitor!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 08:57 PM (bDqIh)

210 In an earlier thread I said that Mitt Romney was an Avatar of the Conventional Wisdom, and the one thing about those guys is that they are the last realize that the conventional wisdom is obsolete.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Yup. He thinks it's 2007. It will always be 2007 in Mittland.

Just like it will always be 1968 in Democratland.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 08:57 PM (tH5fk)

211 ShainS @ 185- Dude sometimes you have to earn the Arkancide.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 08:57 PM (UUkQp)

212 So...now we know why brother Aaron begged everyone not to probe Seth's death.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 08:58 PM (O8WFE)

213 "Wouldn't that be Massachusetts?"

Wouldn't that be Michigan?

The Romney family roam about the United States, seeking whom they might devour.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 08:58 PM (ykYG2)

214 It will be attached to your father's account, but it is not like that matters.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 08:51 PM (hSQmw)

lol.

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2019 08:58 PM (BLFnH)

215 200
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (AZxMX)



I wouldn't take Romney as indicative of all Mormons. Remember we
have a number of Mormon posters here who probably are no att on all
board with the things he says about Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM (+0VWg)

I do. It was Mormons that voted for him. It was Mormons that wanted that POS to represent them.
I think less of Mormons today than I did before they elected Romney.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 08:59 PM (iEXgF)

216 187 Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 08:53 PM (O8WFE)


Concentration... so as not to shoot the wad too quick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 08:59 PM (zBaqJ)

217 Has TheFlake ever once called out Omar for her defense of Islamic terrorism?

Or AOC for her general idiocy?

Doubtful

So he can eat a double bag o dicks and then STFU

Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 08:59 PM (DU2N9)

218 Mitt has been an asshole ever since his dad gave him a Rambler for his sixteenth birthday.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 15, 2019 08:59 PM (C1Lsn)

219 Just like it will always be 1968 in Democratland.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 08:57 PM (tH5fk)

Looking around, 1968 does not sound too bad. On the other hand, you still have the 70s ahead of you. End of Vietnam. But just 12 years, Reagan.

However, the structural culture was slightly more sane (aside from the fashion.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:59 PM (n5NRb)

220 "Trump's racist tweets were written in the White House, which slaves helped build
https://wapo.st/2XTw9v4"

And they were well compensated. We cut back on the beatings, gave them extra gruel at night, overlooked the fornication, and let them play their primitive instruments and kick out da jams. Of course, we were harder on the White slaves. Somebody had to clean up the Africans' mess.--John Adams.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 08:59 PM (m79Dg)

221
To Tell the Truth... Your wife's hoo-hoo is about the size of the Superdome.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 08:59 PM (zBaqJ)

222 >>AOC and Ilhan refuse to condemn terror attack on the ICE office.


Because that was the intended outcome.
You don't label something "concentration camps" unless you want to send a message that it is a moral imperative to stop them by any means necessary.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 09:00 PM (bDqIh)

223 197

Ok Mitt, go back to Utah and fucking stay there.


Or is it Massachussetts?


Or is it Detroit?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:55 PM (1Z64M)

The Heart of Cuck and Roll

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

224 AOC and Ilhan refuse to condemn terror attack on the ICE office.
https://twitter.com/RebelNewsOnline/status/
1150906713274540034




Posted by: andycanuck at July 15, 2019 08:50 PM (Dh1wo)


Donald Trump is going to get them to yell out "You're damned right we ordered the Code Red - I mean, hate this country!" and it will be a beautiful thing that will have Nancy Pelosi lighting up a hookah-sized crack pipe on the floor of the House and Chuck Schumer setting up a Mylanta IV.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (CYY+K)

225 Those slaves are black? They are some culture - appropriating mother fu**ers then, ain't they? What's the story on those panchos and sombreros? Have they no feelz for the beaner constituency?

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (Jj+59)

226 The Romney family roam about the United States, seeking whom they might devour.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 08:58 PM (ykYG2)


Ah ... the Bush Protocol.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (sJPDw)

227 so I told my doggie,
"Mr Dog," I said, you better not be lying about having to go potty. If yoy just dragged me out here to sniff around, then I am gonna have to call you Fake Poos. "


Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (dm05u)

228 222 >>AOC and Ilhan refuse to condemn terror attack on the ICE office.


Because that was the intended outcome.
You don't label something "concentration camps" unless you want to send a message that it is a moral imperative to stop them by any means necessary.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 09:00 PM (bDqIh)


The dead old coot from Seattle got the message and his manifesto or whatever it is is urging Lefties to arm up and start an insurrection.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (zBaqJ)

229 Looking around, 1968 does not sound too bad. On the other hand, you still have the 70s ahead of you. End of Vietnam. But just 12 years, Reagan.

However, the structural culture was slightly more sane (aside from the fashion.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:59 PM (n5NRb)

The drugs we introduced help eliminate the sanity. It was for America's own good.--CIA

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (m79Dg)

230 "213 "Wouldn't that be Massachusetts?"

Wouldn't that be Michigan?

The Romney family roam about the United States, seeking whom they might devour.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 08:58 PM (ykYG2) "



More like the "dog with diarrhea / roomba" story some Moron told here a few weeks ago.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 09:02 PM (MtUPF)

231 227 so I told my doggie,
"Mr Dog," I said, you better not be lying about having to go potty. If yoy just dragged me out here to sniff around, then I am gonna have to call you Fake Poos. "


Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (dm05u)

Did it groan in mortal agony after you said that?

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:02 PM (mX8Vr)

232 Michael malice To Washington Post, you were named after a Slave Owner.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 15, 2019 09:02 PM (dKiJG)

233 Bander is driving to a thing and I am doing a dramatic reading of the comments to him.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM


In view of Bandersnatch's long and distinguished service to The Horde, he deserves an upgrade to an interpretive dance, complete with chair spinning, step-stools, and mini-trampolines, don't you think?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 09:02 PM (EzgwX)

234 https://youtu.be/dXOd2pvkutM
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2019 08:31 PM (LxTcq)

What's absolutely incredible about this video is the contrast between the 'press' which is debating Trump about what he said - not asking questions, which is their job - and the manufacturing workers (probably Democrat) who were cheering what Trump was saying.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 15, 2019 09:03 PM (5dqAY)

235 More like the "dog with diarrhea / roomba" story some Moron told here a few weeks ago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 09:02 PM (MtUPF)

Yeah that was both pretty awful, and funny because it didn't happen to me.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:03 PM (mX8Vr)

236
Looking around, 1968 does not sound too bad. On
the other hand, you still have the 70s ahead of you. End of Vietnam. But
just 12 years, Reagan.



However, the structural culture was slightly more sane (aside from the fashion.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:59 PM (n5NRb)


Chicago cops treating anti-American scum the only way they should have been treated.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 09:03 PM (ZwVs0)

237 ''And they were well compensated. We cut back on the beatings, gave them extra gruel at night, overlooked the fornication, and let them play their primitive instruments and kick out da jams. Of course, we were harder on the White slaves. Somebody had to clean up the Africans' mess.--John Adams.''

Tsk, tsk John. No wonder you didn't win a 2nd term. But you did get a mini series named after you so that's a bit of compensation.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 09:03 PM (jm1YL)

238 197

Ok Mitt, go back to Utah and fucking stay there.


Or is it Massachussetts?


Or is it Detroit?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:55 PM (1Z64M)



So basically, he just goes anywhere he thinks he can win an election.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

239 This ain't no Mike Tyson Mystery, Mitt Romney is the biggest shape shifter across 52 states of the union.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 09:03 PM (kLDv+)

240 True story, The Edsel was named after Mittens' first boyfriend.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 15, 2019 09:03 PM (Jj+59)

241 Trump's going to jack 'em up again.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 09:04 PM (iEXgF)

242 In case you were thinking Romney finally saw sense, here's his statement on Facebook today from about 3 hours ago:

"The president's recent comments were destructive, demeaning, and disunifying. The President of the United States has a unique and noble calling to unite the American people-of all different races, colors, and national origins. In that respect, the president failed badly. People can disagree over politics and policy, but telling American citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line."

Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2019 09:04 PM (WaxcS)

243 yeesh, 98 degree highs Thursday and Friday.
Should I come to work naked?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:04 PM (ykYG2)

244
Yeah that was both pretty awful, and funny because it didn't happen to me.
Posted by: Someguy


hah. You're not supposed to say that.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 09:04 PM (tH5fk)

245 The dead old coot from Seattle got the message and his manifesto or whatever it is is urging Lefties to arm up and start an insurrection.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (zBaqJ)

I'm very much ok with the idea of them seizing this time to take a shot at it. Makes things easier.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:04 PM (mX8Vr)

246 Ah I see I'm just a bit behind

Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2019 09:05 PM (WaxcS)

247 ''the DNC leaked emails were received from Seth Rich and his brother Aaron.''


Local Story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:05 PM (1Z64M)

248 How come no SJW doofii have demanded The Washington Post change its name. The name post is reminiscent of whipping posts.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 09:05 PM (JgA4k)

249 243 yeesh, 98 degree highs Thursday and Friday.
Should I come to work naked?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:04 PM (ykYG2)


I prefer air conditioning myself.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

250 Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 08:59 PM (iEXgF)

I'm sure Mormons who post there and actually read your post will somehow find a way to live with your opprobrium.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 09:06 PM (+0VWg)

251 246 Ah I see I'm just a bit behind
Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2019 09:05 PM (WaxcS)

Tough to stay current when you're dead.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

252 Why doesn't Flake run for President...as a Democrat?

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 09:06 PM (Y274z)

253 So...now we know why brother Aaron begged everyone not to probe Seth's death.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 08:58 PM (O8WFE

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That's gotta suck. You do a crime with your brother, and it gets him killed. Then, if you say anything and blow your own cover, they'll kill you too. I get why that would freak you out.

But, they killed your brother, man. Do what you have to do to destroy them, whether it kills you or not.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 09:07 PM (5aX2M)

254 Ah I see I'm just a bit behind

I suppose if I show up naked, then yeah, that's what they'll be seeing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)

255 One one can't help but wonder if Jeff's overacting is a bit much for even CNN and MSDNC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

256 >>What's absolutely incredible about this video is the contrast between the 'press' which is debating Trump about what he said - not asking questions,



That CNN reporter (Caitlyn Collins, I think?) is interrupting him, screaming at him. She is behaving like an activist.

And this is the Rose garden, which was, uh, built by gardeners!! Which totes makes it worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 09:07 PM (bDqIh)

257 252 Why doesn't Flake run for President...as a Democrat?
Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 09:06 PM (Y274z


The optics of your wife dating other men is prohibitive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 09:07 PM (pUDQf)

258 Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2019 09:04 PM (WaxcS)

And that, right there, is precisely how Willard Mitt Romney list the most winnable election in perhaps 100-years

Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (DU2N9)

259 More like the "dog with diarrhea / roomba" story some Moron told here a few weeks ago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 09:02 PM (MtUPF)
~~~~~

That would be me. 😒

Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (NtglE)

260 I'm outraged! I'm befuddled! I'm sorely offended!


My butt hurts! Wait, did I just say that?

----- Jeff Flakey

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

261 The dead old coot from Seattle got the message and his manifesto or
whatever it is is urging Lefties to arm up and start an insurrection.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (zBaqJ)


Meh ... they're armed. And in some cities uniformed. Plenty of leftists in the armed services, federal law enforcement, so on and so forth.

They'll have plenty of guns.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (sJPDw)

262 Remember, Trump is a big dummy who has no idea what he's doing. It was just an accident that the 4 came out and made complete asses of themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (zZbCU)

263 This is the house that slaves built.
Orange is the man that lives in the house that slaves built.
This is the Tweet tsent by the man
That lives in the house that slaves built.

This is the Post
That read the Tweet sent by the man
That lives in the house that slaves built.
This is the Flake worried by the Post
That read the Tweet sent by the man
That lives in the house that slaves built.


I'd finish this but I'm too tired. Something something Mitt Romney's a douche. The End.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (O8WFE)

264
The dead old coot from Seattle got the message and his manifesto or whatever it is is urging Lefties to arm up and start an insurrection.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Their terrorist organization was promoted on W. Kamu Bell's CNN program "United Shades of America."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (aKsyK)

265 243 yeesh, 98 degree highs Thursday and Friday.
Should I come to work naked?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:04 PM (ykYG2)

A burkini would probably be more socially acceptable. No, I know you're a guy, why do you ask?

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (mX8Vr)

266 Ah I see I'm just a bit behind
Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2019 09:05 PM


buzzion! How's life beyond the pale, I mean veil?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (EzgwX)

267 The dead old coot from Seattle got the message and his manifesto or
whatever it is is urging Lefties to arm up and start an insurrection.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (zBaqJ)
Fort Lewis is nearby. They could go over there and ask if anybody wants to play.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (CYY+K)

268 Before long, if we aren't already, we'll be in a very similar place to where many European countries were in the years leading up to WW I: dealing with Communist and anarchist terror ok a regular basis, with an establishment that either likes to play footsie with the terrorists, or is a lite version of them. Their deep state was just as vile and incompetent as ours. The character of Komarovsky in Doctor Zhivago is the archetypal deep stater: treacherous, a sexual abuser, and not nearly as smart as he thinks, with a foot in each camp. Hopefully this ends better for us than it did for Russia and much of Europe.

Posted by: QA at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (WW0f9)

269 In view of Bandersnatch's long and distinguished service to The Horde, he deserves an upgrade to an interpretive dance, complete with chair spinning, step-stools, and mini-trampolines, don't you think?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 09:02 PM (EzgwX)


He's seen The Rack unleashed. I think he'll make due with that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (GbPPJ)

270 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 08:56 PM (GbPPJ)

I'd tune in to a podcast of that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (AZxMX)

271 Remember, Trump is a big dummy who has no idea what he's doing. It was just an accident that the 4 came out and made complete asses of themselves.


...


Some good 2020 ads...

Posted by: Ha at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (MAstk)

272 Get back to us Jeff, when you get that nose straightened out. Looks like you've pissed off someone more manly than you in the past.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

273 ''But, they killed your brother, man. Do what you have to do to destroy them, whether it kills you or not.

Sheesh.''

I imagine it went down like something out of "The Sopranos". See what we did to your brother? Well if you don't keep your mouth shut you're next, then mom and dad, etc, etc, etc.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 09:10 PM (jm1YL)

274 262 Remember, Trump is a big dummy who has no idea what he's doing. It was just an accident that the 4 came out and made complete asses of themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (zZbCU


It's really like a cat playing with a mouse. They don't even know what he's doing to them. He's simply giving them an opportunity to expose themselves for the commie rats they are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 09:10 PM (pUDQf)

275
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 09:10 PM (KCxzN)

276 >>So...now we know why brother Aaron begged everyone not to probe Seth's death.



Wait --- why?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 09:11 PM (bDqIh)

277 Let's send a few strands of fake pearls to Jeff to clutch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

278 Our President's 2020 campaign song should be Merle Haggard's classic " The Fightin' Side of Me". "If you don't love it, leave it..."

Posted by: eastofsuez at July 15, 2019 09:11 PM (U2zca)

279 I'd tune in to a podcast of that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (AZxMX)


Heh. Seriously, this is the best place on the intertubes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 09:11 PM (GbPPJ)

280 257 252 Why doesn't Flake run for President...as a Democrat?
Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 09:06 PM (Y274z


The optics of your wife dating other men is prohibitive.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 09:07 PM (pUDQf)
*******************
What if your wife dated other women?

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 09:11 PM (Y274z)

281 They'll have plenty of guns.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (sJPDw)


And THEIR guns will be de jure legal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:12 PM (AZxMX)

282
>>So...now we know why brother Aaron begged everyone not to probe Seth's death.

wut?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

283 What if your wife dated other women?
Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 09:11 PM (Y274z)

Let's ask Bill DeBlasio.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:12 PM (n5NRb)

284 Wait --- why?
Posted by: Lizzy


Because Aaron doesn't want to die too and have his family murdered?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:12 PM (ykYG2)

285 280
257 252 Why doesn't Flake run for President...as a Democrat?

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 09:06 PM (Y274z





The optics of your wife dating other men is prohibitive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 09:07 PM (pUDQf)

*******************

What if your wife dated other women?

Posted by: torabora


Then you become Mayor of NYC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 09:12 PM (nQNVp)

286 279 I'd tune in to a podcast of that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (AZxMX)

Heh. Seriously, this is the best place on the intertubes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 09:11 PM (GbPPJ)

It'll be a real tragedy when this place shuts down after we've been shipped off to the death camps.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:13 PM (mX8Vr)

287 271 Remember, Trump is a big dummy who has no idea what he's doing. It was just an accident that the 4 came out and made complete asses of themselves.


...


Some good 2020 ads...
Posted by: Ha at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (MAstk

=====

"Voting for your local Democrat will help keepthis woman in power."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at July 15, 2019 09:13 PM (zZbCU)

288 Heh. Seriously, this is the best place on the intertubes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 09:11 PM (GbPPJ)


What, there are other places on the internet, why didn't someone tell me?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:13 PM (AZxMX)

289 thank goodness for mr. schlichter.

also, i miss nick searcy on twitter. he disappeared :-(

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 15, 2019 09:13 PM (7XTTI)

290 Did it groan in mortal agony after you said that?
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:02 PM (mX8Vr)

no, he just rolled his eyes

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 15, 2019 09:13 PM (dm05u)

291 What, there are other places on the internet, why didn't someone tell me?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:13 PM (AZxMX)

*smacks Hrothgar on the back of the head*

Dude, that is where the porn lives.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (n5NRb)

292 Quien es mas macho, Flake or Romney?
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (aS1PU)

False dyke-oughta-me there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (abNpZ)

293 BUT Remember PDT is just flying by the seat of his pant/"Gut Instinct"

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (BqBId)

294 I imagine it went down like something out of "The Sopranos". See what we did to your brother? Well if you don't keep your mouth shut you're next, then mom and dad, etc, etc, etc.
Posted by: Tuna

-----

Perhaps Tuna, but if someone threatens my family or kids, they will guarantee my attention. Maybe not now, but some unspecified time in the future.

It's easier if you have made the assumption that you are already dead.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (Y4EXg)

295 Dammit. One of Obama's flies is in the house. It's harassing me at my computer. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (ptqGC)

296 I saw the Rack Unleashed open for the Snizz Hounds in '87.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (pUDQf)

297

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced Monday that House Democrats are drafting a resolution to condemn President Donald Trump's tweets against Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and freshman congresswomen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (aKsyK)

298 Dem Rep. Al Green: I'm going to force an impeachment vote on Trump after yesterday's Ilhan Omar tweets

-
Let's Get It On

- Marvin Gaye

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (+y/Ru)

299 It's Funny How Jeff Flake and Anthony Weiner both have that same "name problem."

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (q177U)

300 It's not like any of the bloggers here accidentally link to busty girl on girl here ever.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:15 PM (ykYG2)

301 267 The dead old coot from Seattle got the message and his manifesto or
whatever it is is urging Lefties to arm up and start an insurrection.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 09:01 PM (zBaqJ)
Fort Lewis is nearby. They could go over there and ask if anybody wants to play.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 09:09 PM (CYY+K)
*********************
Harper's Ferry was just a few years from Ft. Sumter. Same MO...attack Feds to stir others to rebellion. Suicide mission.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 09:15 PM (Y274z)

302 WAPO begs Obama to speak out now!

Posted by: Ha at July 15, 2019 09:15 PM (MAstk)

303 When our kitties were alive, one of them would have gone airborne and finished off the fly that's mysteriously appeared and is bothering me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

304 Alvin Greene > Al Green

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:16 PM (ykYG2)

305 People can disagree over politics and policy, but telling American citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line.

Look Mittens, I know you can't hear over the sound of your money, but there are a metric fuckton of alleged "Americans" out there who absolutely cannot stand this country. We hear their imbecilic bleatings as false charges of "racist" every day.

If they really can't stand it here, I wish they would leave. PDT said the right thing and I applaud him for it. America, love it or leave it. The sooner the better. It's a big ol' world out there just waiting for you. Go find some other place that suits your delicate sensibilities a bit better. Tonight would be good.


Not everybody has what it takes to be an American.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:16 PM (HaL55)

306 It'll be a real tragedy when this place shuts down after we've been shipped off to the death camps.
Posted by: Someguy

----

We will have a hell of a camp newsletter though!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 09:16 PM (Y4EXg)

307 Quien es mas macho...Trump, o Rapinhoe.

Trump. O, Rapinhoe. Por favor, quien es mas macho?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 09:16 PM (O8WFE)

308 SenorRomney=culo
Senior Flake= juto

Posted by: Senor Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2019 09:16 PM (nDe2U)

309 Steve Kerr calls on Congress to condemn Trump after racist tweets directed at congresswomen



I call on Steve's mom to change his diaper. It's making him very whiny

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 09:16 PM (ZwVs0)

310 300>> I'm still trying to process the whole Belle Dauphine thing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2019 09:16 PM (jXrK7)

311 One of Obama's flies is in the house. It's harassing me at my computer. Seriously.
=====
Probably just a deep state insect drone keeping you under surveillance.

Posted by: Simplemind at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (ZuGkg)

312 We will have a hell of a camp newsletter though!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 09:16 PM (Y4EXg)


It will be written on potatoes. If we're lucky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

313 btw, Alvin Greene is still around, and is MAGA.
tinyurl.com/y36c8m9t

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (ykYG2)

314 BUT Remember PDT is just flying by the seat of his pant/"Gut Instinct"

I think he is. And there's nothing wrong with that.

Trump's not "picking his battles". He fights over everything - just like a Progressive. And he reinforces success.

I don't think for a minute he's playing multi-dimensional chess. But it looks like that to some because, for a change, a friggin' Republican is fighting. This shit is what happens when you fight ... sometimes, you win.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (sJPDw)

315 We're so mad at meanie Trump, we're telling Obama!

You just wait, Trump!


Lolgfy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (pUDQf)

316 Dude, that is where the porn lives.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (n5NRb)


Well, to be fair, I always consider that the porn (of which I know nothing except via comments from friends) is on the intertubes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (AZxMX)

317 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (t+qrx)

318 >>>Between him and that Dhamer guy I'm afraid Jeff's age gonna get a bad name.

not all jeffs are bad apples. only the ugly ones.

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (7XTTI)

319 Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced Monday that House Democrats are drafting a resolution to condemn President Donald Trump's tweets against Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and freshman congresswomen.

-
Nanzi blew her Sister Soulja moment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:18 PM (+y/Ru)

320 Shame that Al Green the Elder's wife didn't tell her legs "Let's Stay Together."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 09:18 PM (O8WFE)

321 What, there are other places on the internet, why didn't someone tell me?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:13 PM


Here's a little something to get you started ...

Posted by: Helpfully McHelpfulface at July 15, 2019 09:18 PM (EzgwX)

322

WAPO begs Obama to speak out now!

Posted by: Ha at July 15, 2019 09:15 PM (MAstk)


Reggie Love: His mouth is full

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 09:18 PM (ZwVs0)

323 Has Jeff Flake gotten a sweet deal from CNN yet (Bwahahahahaha!)?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

324 How come no SJW doofii have demanded The Washington Post change its name. The name post is reminiscent of whipping posts.


ANd Washington was a slave owner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (1Z64M)

325
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (KCxzN)

326 It's easier if you have made the assumption that you are already dead.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 09:14 PM (Y4EXg

-------

Correct. If someone murders a family member, and doesn't go to prison forever as it should be, then my number one goal will be destroying them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (5aX2M)

327 This site is the absolute center of the internet. Everything else circles.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (Y274z)

328 >>People can disagree over politics and policy, but telling American citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line.


And then come back and enlighten us on what you've learned by fixing your ancestral home country.

Funny how they consistently leave that part off (not). It was NYC trash talk by Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (bDqIh)

329 "That would be me.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 09:08 PM (NtglE) "


That story made H. P. Lovecraft seem as tame as Goofus & Gallant.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (MtUPF)

330 321 What, there are other places on the internet, why didn't someone tell me?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:13 PM

Here's a little something to get you started ...
Posted by: Helpfully McHelpfulface at July 15, 2019 09:18 PM (EzgwX)

You disgusting piece of shit.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (mX8Vr)

331 Not satisfied with unmasking the America hating democrats, he then turned his sights on the cuckolds of the republican party.


Like I said a few threads ago, this will be remembered as the two days that Trump won 2020 for himself but for both houses of congress.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (pw+jk)

332 Nanzi blew her Sister Soulja moment.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:18 PM (+y/Ru)

Trump kind of blew that plan out of the water by his endorsement of her not being a racist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:20 PM (n5NRb)

333 I refuse the false dichotomy offered between Flake and Romney, and insist on including options of real world machismo as found in Plastic Bertrand and Rik Mayall

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 09:20 PM (hSQmw)

334 I'm off to bed. If this Obama doppelganger fly follows us to bed, all bets are off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

335 My explanation for Steve Kerr is that he knows he was the token white guy and he's spending the rest of his life trying to assuage his guilt over stealing an NBA spot from a talented PoC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 09:20 PM (O8WFE)

336 Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (sJPDw)
*****
UMMMM NO but you keep believing that sport

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 09:20 PM (BqBId)

337 Romney demonstrating the keen sense of the zeitgeist which lead him to lose in a landslide to a guy that himself lost 4 million votes in four years.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:20 PM (TFeHD)

338 I read the sidebar, and Ace is right. If we do not do everything in our power to make Kamala Harris President, we will betray everything Conservatives stand for.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 15, 2019 09:20 PM (ed8K1)

339 Ca Plane Pour Moi isn't macho?

But I am the king of the divan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 09:21 PM (O8WFE)

340 327 This site is the absolute center of the internet. Everything else circles.
Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (Y274z)

I'm pretty sure this is a Neoplatonist understanding of the internet.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:21 PM (mX8Vr)

341 309
Steve Kerr calls on Congress to condemn Trump after racist tweets directed at congresswomen



I call on Steve's mom to change his diaper. It's making him very whiny


Posted by: TheQuietMan


Steve needs to pay the women of the WNBA the same as the men in the NBA. Pay Equality for WOMYN Steve!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 09:22 PM (nQNVp)

342 Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (sJPDw)


Let me guess. You voted for Goldwater.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:22 PM (TFeHD)

343 Trump against America hating communists.
Trump making democrats hate the Fourth of July and America.
Trump unmasking fake republicans with tweets.
Trump winning 2020 in landslide.

Posted by: Startrek Analogy Speaking Alien at July 15, 2019 09:22 PM (pw+jk)

344 You disgusting piece of shit.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (mX8Vr)

Link summary for the uninitiated:

Kbdabear: good.
Random people (zombie especially) click at your own risk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:22 PM (n5NRb)

345 Is it too much to hope that the "white racism" accusation has jumped the shark? The people making it are so thoroughly hateful and reprehensible that it's pretty hard for normal people not to notice.

Likewise, with the women's soccer team, maybe the LGBTQWERTY thing has likewise jumped the shark?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

346 Make Loyalty Oaths Great Again!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 09:22 PM (Nxd7G)

347 Like I said a few threads ago, this will be
remembered as the two days that Trump won 2020 for himself but for both
houses of congress.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (pw+jk)


All he said was what us blue and dingy-white collar guys I work with, none of us with exactly of pedigree breeding, have been saying for a long, long time.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:23 PM (sJPDw)

348 330 You disgusting piece of shit.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (mX8Vr)


Ohhh that takes me back. That's just what the guy who stopped me from bailing on that accident I got into somehow said. Joke's on him, I had connections.

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at July 15, 2019 09:23 PM (ed8K1)

349 You disgusting piece of shit.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (mX8Vr)


You, good sir, are a Great American!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:23 PM (AZxMX)

350 OT: The Dodgers are humiliating the Phillies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 09:23 PM (nQNVp)

351
We will have a hell of a camp newsletter though!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 09:16 PM (Y4EXg)

It will be written on potatoes. If we're lucky.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


It will be passed around by word of mouth like in Fahrenheit 451.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 09:24 PM (aKsyK)

352 "Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced Monday that House Democrats
are drafting a resolution to condemn President Donald Trump's tweets
against Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and freshman congresswomen."

They can't help taking the bait. Now they have to keep all of the attention on Al-Squada so that even those who pay minimal attention to the circus in Washington will be seeing the four and hearing them speak. And if you think they'll follow Nancy's carefully scripted lines that may lead them out of the mess Trump set up, then you have another think coming.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 09:25 PM (CYY+K)

353 My parents voted for Goldwater. We had an AuH2O bumper sticker on our station wagon for years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 09:25 PM (V2Yro)

354 It will be passed around by word of mouth like in Fahrenheit 451.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 09:24 PM (aKsyK)

Passed Around by word of Mouth sounds dirty, for some reason. Like it is the title for Obama's third autobiography.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:25 PM (n5NRb)

355 Why is it racist to tell a commie bastard to get out of America?

Why is it racist to tell a terrorist sympathizer to get out of America?

Why is it racist to tell people coming here illegally to stop?

Why is it racist to separate kids from criminals intent on selling them into sex slavery?

Things the MSM could ask....

But no. Now all things are racist. Everything. Including the American flag.

Coming to a head soon, me thinks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 09:26 PM (pUDQf)

356 " ... for a change, a friggin' Republican is fighting. This shit is what happens when you fight ... sometimes, you win.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:17 PM (sJPDw) "



Don't fight = guaranteed loss, every time.

But it starts with actually wanting to win.


And don't get me started about how we've never won a war since we got a Department of Defense.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 09:26 PM (MtUPF)

357 350 OT: The Dodgers are humiliating the Phillies.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 09:23 PM (nQNVp)

Jessica is not a Dodger.

Posted by: jonah goldberg at July 15, 2019 09:26 PM (ym5eo)

358 " Al-Squada"

Mikey NTA, I love you man.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 09:26 PM (hSQmw)

359
Ca Plane Pour Moi isn't macho?



But I am the king of the divan.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 09:21 PM (O8WFE)

It has a great driving bass.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 09:27 PM (CYY+K)

360 Let me guess. You voted for Goldwater.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:22 PM (TFeHD)


I wasn't even a twinkle in my mama's eye during Goldwater. Shit - my mom was barely a twinkle during Goldwater.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:27 PM (sJPDw)

361 People can disagree over politics and policy, but telling American citizens to go back to where they came from is over the line.

(Real)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)

Actually, if a naturalized citizen behaves so badly towards the USA, that it makes a mockery of their citizenship oath, there's no reason at all not to void their citizenship and punt them back to Shitholistan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:27 PM (abNpZ)

362 Sometimes an ex Senator Flake is just a friggin' flake. He can kiss my pet buffalo's grits.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 15, 2019 09:27 PM (WRSbt)

363 Even if I can't get your nick right

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 09:27 PM (hSQmw)

364 It will be written on potatoes. If we're lucky.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

It will be passed around by word of mouth like in Fahrenheit 451.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 09:24 PM (aKsyK)


Written on potatoes and then passed around by word of mouth.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2019 09:27 PM (t+qrx)

365 It has a great driving bass.

Fish can drive? I should prolly get out more...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)

366 ''We're so mad at meanie Trump, we're telling Obama! ''

Surprised the lightbringer hasn't weighed in on all this.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 09:28 PM (jm1YL)

367 340 327 This site is the absolute center of the internet. Everything else circles.
Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 09:19 PM (Y274z)

I'm pretty sure this is a Neoplatonist understanding of the internet.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 09:21 PM (mX8Vr)


I hope there aren't any flat-interneters in our midst.

Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2019 09:28 PM (WaxcS)

368 358
" Al-Squada"

Mikey NTA, I love you man.


Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 09:26 PM (hSQmw)


Not mine - Pookie Number 2 at Althouse came up with that one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 09:28 PM (CYY+K)

369 Trump will be running on the following:

[x] Jobs

[x] Economy

[x] International Peace and Diplomacy

[x] Record Employment for Victim Groups

[x] A Strong Military

[x] Protecting the Border


The Democrats will be running on:

[x] Free Shit

[x] Free Shit

[x] Comforting and killing full-term unwanted babies

[x] "Love" - which mostly involves mocking, intimidating, silencing, spitting on, and beating up people who disagree with you

[x] Free Shit

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:28 PM (TFeHD)

370 354 It will be passed around by word of mouth like in Fahrenheit 451.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 09:24 PM (aKsyK)

Passed Around by word of Mouth sounds dirty, for some reason. Like it is the title for Obama's third autobiography.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:25 PM (n5NRb)

Do not look up "snowballing" on urban dictionary.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

371 Al-Squada that needs to be put on twitter and broadcast far and wide!!!!
That's awesome!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (a4qVe)

372 Sure, we could fight for truth, justice and the American way but that's not who we are.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (+y/Ru)

373 Trump in July killing the democrat party.

Posted by: Startrek Analogy Speaking Alien at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (pw+jk)

374 I kind of wonder if my Mom's parents voted for Johnson or Goldwater in '64. They were old school conservative Catholic Democrats, so it might be a toss up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (n5NRb)

375 365 It has a great driving bass.

Fish can drive? I should prolly get out more...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)

And bike too.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

376 Not to be a "Trump is playing 3D chess" guy, but...

A day ago, Pelosi was fighting the Gang of Four and it looked like she might successfully distance the Sh!t Party from them.

Then Trump Tweeted.

Today, Pelosi's issuing manifestos about how she is down with the bartender and the Resting Bitch Face woman and the Black Woman Who Thinks You Are Not Black If You Are Conservative and the Brother-Marrying, Won't Say If I Love al-Queda Or Not Low IQ individual.

How is that not 3D chess?

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (ed8K1)

377
Is it too much to hope that the "white racism" accusation has jumped the shark? The people making it are so thoroughly hateful and reprehensible that it's pretty hard for normal people not to notice.

Likewise, with the women's soccer team, maybe the LGBTQWERTY thing has likewise jumped the shark?
Posted by: rickl


I'd like to believe both but I think we've only begun to see the crazy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 09:30 PM (aKsyK)

378 338 I read the sidebar, and Ace is right. If we do not do everything in our power to make Kamala Harris President, we will betray everything Conservatives stand for.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 15, 2019 09:20 PM (ed8K1)

This guy has a cute penis.
*waves*

Posted by: jonah goldberg at July 15, 2019 09:30 PM (ym5eo)

379 Obama would be commenting on Omar, but his mouth is busy.....with Richard Branson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

380 Telling a racist that they are racist so at least they know that they are racist is a public service.

Posted by: raimondo at July 15, 2019 09:30 PM (FuKRs)

381 Or is it Detroit?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:55 PM (1Z64M)

Maybe we should call him "Mitt Rambley" based on his old man's automotive connections.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:31 PM (abNpZ)

382 Do not look up "snowballing" on urban dictionary.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

*shakes Magic 8-ball*

Outcome is grim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:31 PM (n5NRb)

383 The Democrats will be running on:

[x] Free Shit

[x] Free Shit

[x] Comforting and killing full-term unwanted babies

[x] "Love" - which mostly involves mocking, intimidating, silencing, spitting on, and beating up people who disagree with you

[x] Free Shit

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:28 PM (TFeHD)

and it will be close. And Trump should throw in the stock market.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2019 09:31 PM (n13/j)

384 So, rai-rai, you are a sipper of cock. You're welcome!

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 09:31 PM (OiC69)

385 I'm finding that working outside for a couple of hours in 90 degree heat sure seems to enhance the hydrating impact of magaritas, I may not make it to the ONT.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:32 PM (AZxMX)

386 Raimondo changed my mind!

Posted by: No one, ever at July 15, 2019 09:32 PM (gC2IV)

387 I simply must repeat some enlightening info I reported earlier as to my GA driver's license renewal.

For the first time ever, I was asked if my gender had "changed."

Unfuckingbelievable. In Georgia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:32 PM (ptqGC)

388 "Posted by: raimondo"

You're a racist!

Posted by: Chris M at July 15, 2019 09:32 PM (6XZdO)

389 Who's this Jeff Flake?

Is he or she a real person? I mean the name alone suggests it's fake. Or Flake? I can't decide.

Is a reference to some obscure cereal? "Cuck Flakes" maybe? Do you eat them with a white whine?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 09:32 PM (3H9h1)

390 Telling a racist that they are racist so at least they know that they are racist is a public service.

Posted by: raimondo at July 15, 2019 09:30 PM (FuKRs)

===
rai-rai, you are a stupid racist. you are welcome and so is the rest of the internet.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 09:33 PM (pw+jk)

391 Do you think Nanzi is on the phone right now, begging Donald to help her knock these bitches off?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:33 PM (1Z64M)

392
Passed Around by word of Mouth sounds dirty, for some reason. Like it is the title for Obama's third autobiography.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I was going to say "orally" but that sounded even worse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 09:33 PM (aKsyK)

393 I don't think Trump operates without a plan, exactly, but I think it's impromptu. As in, this case, there's a broad goal... "I'll put my spoon in the pot, and stir things around with these crazy Dems."

But then, I think he just plays the field as it moves around, without much forethought or agonizing over details. He lays the trap, and if they play into it, then he keeps whipping them into a frenzy, until they back off or go full retard (as happened today).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 09:33 PM (5aX2M)

394 How is that not 3D chess?

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (ed8K1)

Trump bumbles and stumbles into this stuff...

a lot.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:34 PM (TFeHD)

395 Also breaking: Megan Rapinoe won at soccer or something.

(h/t Wikipedia)

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2019 09:34 PM (ta49A)

396 White House, the residence. Saturday morning.

Barron, come over here. Want to see me own the news cycle and make heads explode? Watch this.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 09:34 PM (gC2IV)

397 I was going to say "orally" but that sounded even worse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 09:33 PM (aKsyK)

Send it to Obama's people, it will fit on the cover better.

God knows they will have to do an aerial photo to fit Michelle's shoulders.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:34 PM (n5NRb)

398 No one ever explains how exactly Trump is being racist. They just accuse him of it. Over and over.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 09:35 PM (pUDQf)

399 Lord, I was born a Romneyin' man,
Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can.
But when it's time for fightin',
I hope you'll understand,
That I was born a Romneyin' man.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at July 15, 2019 09:35 PM (+y/Ru)

400 Maybe we should call him "Mitt Rambley" based on his old man's automotive connections.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

===
Our Corporate Strategy Professor back at UofMich was a former AMC Vice President and former advisor to the Shah of Iran. And he was teaching strategy.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2019 09:35 PM (8AONa)

401
I don't think Trump operates without a plan, exactly, but I think it's
impromptu. As in, this case, there's a broad goal... "I'll put my spoon
in the pot, and stir things around with these crazy Dems."



But then, I think he just plays the field as it moves around,
without much forethought or agonizing over details. He lays the trap,
and if they play into it, then he keeps whipping them into a frenzy,
until they back off or go full retard (as happened today).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 09:33 PM (5aX2M)

=====
Boy these stupid America hating, terrorist supporting communists brain dead bitches are polling in the teens and single digits. assemble a 50 Megaton tweet and fire.

Good luck democrats and Nanzi, the non racist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 09:36 PM (pw+jk)

402 Telling a racist that they are racist so at least they know that they are racist is a public service.

Posted by: Raimondo
________

Do your wife a service and tell her she looks fat in that dress she wants to wear this weekend.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2019 09:36 PM (ta49A)

403
No one ever explains how exactly Trump is being racist. They just accuse him of it. Over and over.





Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 09:35 PM (pUDQf)


They don't actually believe he's racist, but it's their way of calling the Deplorables racist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 09:36 PM (ptqGC)

404 The Democrat Party hates this country.

Posted by: Chris M at July 15, 2019 09:36 PM (6XZdO)

405 I think Daddy passed raimondo around with his 'golfing buddies.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:36 PM (1Z64M)

406 White House, the residence. Saturday morning.



Barron, come over here. Want to see me own the news cycle and make heads explode? Watch this.

"Don't let you mother know I'm teaching you this; it'll just be between you and me."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 09:36 PM (CYY+K)

407 1964 United Kingdom election ended up with Harold Wilson's Labour government.

I've never asked how my parents voted in any election, although I'm pretty sure they've been voting Republican since moving here. Except mum couldn't vote Trump 2016.

I get the feeling mum didn't vote Tory in 1964 either. She's mentioned to me how he felt Harold Macmillan (1957-63) betrayed her. The Profumo scandal was a thing, especially to women.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:36 PM (ykYG2)

408 So someone stays over at your house: says they don't like the food, the bed, what's on the radio, the color of the walls, your kids, your wife and you.

But hey we should have them over more often!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 15, 2019 09:37 PM (SqopC)

409 I'm sure Mormons who post there and actually read your post will somehow find a way to live with your opprobrium.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 09:06 PM (+0VWg)

Fen, I know some Mormons, and I respect them immensely. That doesn't alter the fact that the Mormon hierarchy favors open borders because it means more potential converts. Mitt is just echoing the party line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:37 PM (abNpZ)

410 This is a few months old but new to me...and horrifying.

@StandWithUs

Wow! @Israel_Advocacy breaks bombshell story on the closest friends & campaign staff of @RashidaTlaib, whom she thanked & affiliates w/ publicly. Explicitly pro-terror content, calls to violence such as "kill all zionists," bragging about meetings w/ terrorists in prison, & more.

https://tinyurl.com/yyw78bty

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 09:37 PM (cF8AT)

411 Our Corporate Strategy Professor back at UofMich was a former AMC Vice President and former advisor to the Shah of Iran. And he was teaching strategy.
Posted by: 2009Refugee


If you can't do, teach. If you really can't do, teach really hard.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 09:37 PM (tH5fk)

412 How is that not 3D chess?
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (ed8K1)


It was shrewd. But honestly - plenty of folks have been calling for moves like that here for years. Not popular, "Yay GOP" folks ... but such tactics have been begged for.

And Clinton did the same thing. They just called it "triangulation" back then. All just Rules for Radicals - make them live up to their own rules. And Rules for Radicals didn't invent that tactic ... any bullshit philosopher knew that. Ayers just documented it.

Rush Limbaugh makes a living on pointing that shit out. Obama scored points on that stuff.


So ... no, I don't think it's 3D Chess. I think it's just a guy willing to throw bombs on behalf of the GOP for a change. So, of course, the party can't get rid of him soon enough.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:37 PM (sJPDw)

413 No one ever explains how exactly Trump is being racist. They just accuse him of it. Over and over.

All the progs have to do is say something, anything, and it magically becomes true. It's Harry Potter politics or something, something kids eventually outgrow when they mature into adults.

And when they don't, well...we get this bullshit from them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55)

414 "hey've been voting Republican since moving here." - er, I mean, since being naturalised here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:38 PM (ykYG2)

415 How often do actually successful people teach at college?

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 09:38 PM (tH5fk)

416 Barron, come over here. Want to see me own the news cycle and make heads explode? Watch this.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 09:34 PM (gC2IV)


I was laughing so hard at that that Conor came over to see if I was alright!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:38 PM (AZxMX)

417 398 No one ever explains how exactly Trump is being racist. They just accuse him of it. Over and over.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 15, 2019 09:35 PM (pUDQf)

Well this is pretty much the playbook they have used for the last 40 years, they just use it a hell of a lot more often.

Trump ignores them and they just do it more. Like when you used to just keep smacking the TV to get the picture to stay on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:38 PM (n5NRb)

418 How is that not 3D chess?


Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 09:29 PM (ed8K1)

*****
It's getting harder to not believe it's 3D chess. Pelosi likely thought her show of solidarity with the Twat squad would shut them up, or at least pacify them. But they're indoctrinated radical leftists without the polish and experience of Nanzi's political class.

She, instead of Trump, should have known that once she conceded to them, they would go even batshit crazier. This shows two things, 1) just how beholden to the Berkeley Wing the current Donk party is, and 2) Just how deeply Trump is inside the heads of even his experienced opponents - they can't even recoginize when it would be wise to side with him.
There's no way Trump didn't recognize the opportunity here. It was a win-win for him no matter if Nanzi took his side or opposed him.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 15, 2019 09:38 PM (9LYIb)

419

Speaking of stupid cucks, I put on Joe Walsh's (not the James Gang one) radio show for a two minutes today. It's down to lefties calling the assclown.



Caller - Joe, you know that Trump's base are all admitted racists.

Joe - Yeah, yeah yeah

Caller - So Trump's tweets are just aimed at his racist base

Joe - Yeah, yeah yup.




Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 09:38 PM (ZwVs0)

420
Also breaking: Megan Rapinoe won at soccer or something.

(h/t Wikipedia)

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2019 09:34 PM


bestest Babs.Bee headline EVAH:

https://tinyurl.com/y5p77oh4

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 09:38 PM (KCxzN)

421 The Democrat Party hates this country.
Posted by: Chris M



This guy gets it.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 09:39 PM (tH5fk)

422 >>But then, I think he just plays the field as it moves around, without much forethought or agonizing over details. He lays the trap, and if they play into it, then he keeps whipping them into a frenzy, until they back off or go full retard (as happened today).




He reminds me of a guy a dated who was really, really good at reading people. After spending a short time with them he could identify what makes them tick, and predict how they would respond - it was a scary gift, could have been a master con man.

Trump knows what buttons to push, and he delights it doing it again and again. It's no coincidence his foes keep destroying themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 09:39 PM (bDqIh)

423 Posted by: Raimondo
________

Do your wife a service and tell her she looks fat in that dress she wants to wear this weekend.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2019 09:36 PM (ta49A)

That would spoil her date!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:39 PM (n5NRb)

424 No one ever explains how exactly Trump is being racist. They just accuse him of it. Over and over.

There is no how. Calling you a racist is proof of your racism. And racism has been expanded to encompass all badthink.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 09:39 PM (DCYln)

425 But then, I think he just plays the field as it moves around, without much forethought or agonizing over details. He lays the trap, and if they play into it, then he keeps whipping them into a frenzy, until they back off or go full retard (as happened today).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 09:33 PM (5aX2M)

You would be shocked at the amount of strategy involved what Trump does. Although he is very good off the cuff, nobody is *that* good off the cuff.

The 2016 election was essentially the most impossible political feat in the history of this country - and he made it look easy. Like everyone knew all along Hillary was going to lose (let alone to a guy with the personal popularity and combined media backing of chlamydia).

That doesn't happen without a fairly intense strategic operation. Same with stuff like North Korea no longer firing missiles.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:40 PM (TFeHD)

426 412 So ... no, I don't think it's 3D Chess. I think it's just a guy willing to throw bombs on behalf of the GOP for a change.
Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:37 PM (sJPDw)


It's a defensible position. What made me abandon it was that such a high percentage of the bombs kept landing. At some point, you start to suspect that the targeting mechanism is especially good.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 09:40 PM (ed8K1)

427 424 No one ever explains how exactly Trump is being racist. They just accuse him of it. Over and over.


Then you remember that this is true of pretty much every Republican and non-Democrat.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:41 PM (TFeHD)

428 ... yeah, Labour didn't do all that well 1964, it was erstwhile Tories like mum either sitting it out or voting the third party - the Liberals, in those days.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:41 PM (ykYG2)

429 Disagreeing with a lib = racist

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:41 PM (1Z64M)

430 No one ever explains how exactly Trump is being racist. They just accuse him of it. Over and over.

----

Well, that's sort of exactly how the word "racism" works these days, i'n'it?

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 09:41 PM (ry4Ms)

431 re: sidebar

You can spend $500,000 learning acupuncture?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:42 PM (n5NRb)

432 bestest Babs.Bee headline EVAH:

https://tinyurl.com/y5p77oh4

Posted by: AltonJackson
________

That was so good that I read the article. Then I kept going and saw another headline:

"New Evidence Suggests Early Christians Wore NFL Jerseys to Church Every Sunday"

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2019 09:42 PM (ta49A)

433 420
bestest Babs.Bee headline EVAH:

https://tinyurl.com/y5p77oh4

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 09:38 PM (KCxzN)


LOL.

"Soccer is a game played by children and Europeans that involves moving a ball around without using one's hands - the feature that distinguishes man from lesser animals."

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

434 bestest Babs.Bee headline EVAH:

https://tinyurl.com/y5p77oh4
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 09:38 PM (KCxzN)


Let's see if I'm right without clicking:

Women's World Cup Win Reveals Horrifying Truth That People Are Paid To Play Soccer.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 09:43 PM (GbPPJ)

435 That doesn't happen without a fairly intense strategic operation. Same with stuff like North Korea no longer firing missiles.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:40 PM (TFeHD)

-----

You may well be right.

He's doing it, somehow.

But personality-wise he just reminds me more of a good rugby fly half than a good chess player.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 09:44 PM (5aX2M)

436 It was shrewd. But honestly - plenty of folks have been calling for moves like that here for years.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:37 PM (sJPDw)

Plenty of people have also been calling for carefully "explaining" our positions and a million other losing strategies that Trump doesn't bother with.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:44 PM (TFeHD)

437 The White House residence. Monday evening.

Barron, someday I'll pass this all on to you. No, not twitter. I'll destroy that when I'm done.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 09:44 PM (gC2IV)

438 Pay Gap, but close enough.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 09:44 PM (OiC69)

439 A rather stunning report from Gateway Pundit outlines information contained within a lawsuit filing. The lawsuit, filed by Businessman Ed Butowsky, alleges Wikileaks founder Julian Assange confirmed to Fox News analyst Ellen Ratner that the DNC leaked emails were received from Seth Rich and his brother Aaron.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (WqPYg)



BTW,

Aaron was just found dead from a botched robbery...
/

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 09:44 PM (1g7ch)

440 424
No one ever explains how exactly Trump is being racist. They just accuse him of it. Over and over.



There is no how. Calling you a racist is proof of your racism. And racism has been expanded to encompass all badthink.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 09:39 PM (DCYln)


the lack of actual facts while screaming racism looks nearly identical to the non-support their side also uses for global warming.
It's happening, you know, so no need for any actual proof.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 09:45 PM (sy5kK)

441 One of Obama's flies is in the house.



If I digested a previous thread properly, a 50/50 mixture of talcum powder and Gold Bond slathered on thickly will thwart, repel, and even treat insect infestation. Best of luck to you.

Posted by: Zombie Gardner Mckay at July 15, 2019 09:45 PM (4uXqI)

442 "No enemies to the left" is easy when nobody challenges you.

Trump seems unwilling to let that stand. He's either going to find where the line of allowable Left behavior is drawn and force Dem infighting, or reveal to the LIV's that there is no line.

Both outcomes are fine with me, but would, of course, prefer the Dems settle their differences using baseball bats.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2019 09:46 PM (8AONa)

443 Democrat=anti-American baby killer

Posted by: Myshiba at July 15, 2019 09:46 PM (e59CX)

444
Let's see if I'm right without clicking:

Women's World Cup Win Reveals Horrifying Truth That People Are Paid To Play Soccer.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 09:43 PM


winner, winner, chicken dinner

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 09:46 PM (KCxzN)

445 trump is not a republican. he's an american. loves this country. huge difference from a republican.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 09:46 PM (KP5rU)

446 "Aaron was just found dead from a botched robbery..."

Did they leave the cash in his wallet too?

Posted by: Chris M at July 15, 2019 09:46 PM (6XZdO)

447 427 424 No one ever explains how exactly Trump is being racist. They just accuse him of it. Over and over.


Then you remember that this is true of pretty much every Republican and non-Democrat.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:41 PM (TFeHD)


True believers just believe, they don't need the underlying background "details"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 09:47 PM (AZxMX)

448 I wonder if my family owned the salves that built the White House? If so, I am 100000X times sorry.

Posted by: Beto at July 15, 2019 09:47 PM (vs+nq)

449 439
A rather stunning report from Gateway Pundit outlines information
contained within a lawsuit filing. The lawsuit, filed by Businessman Ed
Butowsky, alleges Wikileaks founder Julian Assange confirmed to Fox News
analyst Ellen Ratner that the DNC leaked emails were received from Seth
Rich and his brother Aaron.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:52 PM (WqPYg)







BTW,



Aaron was just found dead from a botched robbery...

/

Posted by: Burnt Toast


Local story.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 09:47 PM (nQNVp)

450 BTW,
Aaron was just found dead from a botched robbery...
/
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 09:44 PM (1g7ch)

Wow....really?

Another notch on the udder balm jar for Hillary.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2019 09:48 PM (Z+IKu)

451 Test

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 09:48 PM (RBOtF)

452 But personality-wise he just reminds me more of a good rugby fly half than a good chess player.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 09:44 PM (5aX2M)

With someone as enigmatic as Trump, you can't go by "personality". You only really know his public persona, which is exactly the same every single time we see him. Every time. Incredibly measured and controlled, and follows strict rules... all while appearing like he's a wild stumbling insane unpredictable double six-shooter.

He puts himself in too many win-win situations while extricating himself from a similar amount of lose-lose situations to not be among the BEST chess players.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:49 PM (TFeHD)

453 I think think it's unfair that a black player in AAA ball makes 1/100 as much as a white player in the Majors. We need pay equality now!!!

That's basically the argument Rapinhoe and her MSM white knights is making.

Posted by: Beto at July 15, 2019 09:49 PM (vs+nq)

454 Jane D'Oh @ 387- Georgia? The same Georgia that nearly.....oh never mind.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 09:49 PM (UUkQp)

455 I wonder if my family owned the salves that built the White House? If so, I am 100000X times sorry.


I'm sorry my family sold them to yours!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at July 15, 2019 09:49 PM (1Z64M)

456 How is Trump racist? How is he not racist?

The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
Trump's racist tweets were written in the White House, which slaves helped build

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:49 PM (+y/Ru)

457 At some point, you start to suspect that the targeting mechanism is especially good.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 09:40 PM (ed8K1)


That's part of why I'm sick to my guts of the GOP. It's NOT hard to expose a Progressive for the idiot they are. But you have to possess the will to do so. To humiliate them. To piss off one jelly-spined person that's offended while winning three others to your side.


Trump's got the will. The GOP never has.

Trump is showing what fighting is like to those who support the GOP. Some don't like it - they'd rather lose with manners. Others don't understand it. More still are uncomfortable with the new allies that have shown up.

But no - I don't think Trump has a "master plan". And that's part of the beauty of this. Trump is just applying pressure - every day - and winning because he does.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 09:50 PM (sJPDw)

458 The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
Trump's racist tweets were written in the White House, which slaves helped build



On an iPhone built by Chinese slave labor!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:50 PM (1Z64M)

459 Also breaking: Megan Rapinoe won at soccer or something.



(h/t Wikipedia)



Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2019 09:34 PM



The same Wikipedia that didn't have the 2016 presidential election mentioned in its In The New section. The same Wikipedia that is now adding tons of leftist editorializing to entries.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 09:50 PM (ZwVs0)

460 I don't remember who it was, but somebody said over the weekend that calling Trump a racist is really calling all his voters racist, and that this tactic is aimed squarely at suburban women, who don't want to be thought of that way.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

461
Actually, if a naturalized citizen behaves so badly towards the USA, that it makes a mockery of their citizenship oath, there's no reason at all not to void their citizenship and punt them back to Shitholistan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:27 PM (abNpZ)







There's precedent for that. Emma Goldman is one of the more prominent examples. And one of the more deserving. She wasn't just an anarchist and commie activist, she was a violent terrorist, although her enlightened male comrades persuaded her to stay out of the muscle end of things. Eventually she had her citizenship revoked and she was deported back to Russia.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 09:50 PM (LkGkk)

462 I imagine it went down like something out of "The Sopranos". See what we did to your brother? Well if you don't keep your mouth shut you're next, then mom and dad, etc, etc, etc.
Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 09:10 PM (jm1YL)

Could you do Mom and Dad first? They always liked Seth better.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:50 PM (m79Dg)

463 Keep digging that hole, Donkey Chompers.

Ocasio-Cortez defends Omar's flippant 9/11 comments, and says we shouldn't be allowed to show pictures of the terrorist attack because it is "triggering"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:50 PM (+y/Ru)

464 Jeff Flake's son is a dog killer.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 09:51 PM (3JbJY)

465 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR MUSLIM CONGRESSWOMEN WHO SUPPORT AL QAEDA

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 09:51 PM (vs+nq)

466 I saw a Trump rally with people wearing red ball caps and t-shirts that were presumably made of cotton which used to be picked by SLAVES!!!!!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 15, 2019 09:51 PM (ta49A)

467 Devin Nunes said he fears Mueller is back channeling with the Dems, through staff to put out their narrative that they want to push.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 09:51 PM (RBOtF)

468 >>No one ever explains how exactly Trump is being racist. They just accuse him of it. Over and over.

Why should Trump be treated any differently than the rest of us?

They aren't calling Trump a racist. They are calling you, me and all of us racists and they do it every damn day.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 09:51 PM (K/2j/)

469 The same Wikipedia that didn't have the 2016 presidential election mentioned in its In The New section.

The same Wikipedia, in its "elections in the united kingdom" article, has full charts for what it does in the European Union, but doesn't give that space for the elections to its own Parliament.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:52 PM (ykYG2)

470 Palsi is really going to make 80%+ of the electorate share their hate of the twat squad spread to all of the demofascist party.
She smart.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 09:52 PM (pw+jk)

471 There's precedent for that. Emma Goldman is one of the more prominent examples. And one of the more deserving. She wasn't just an anarchist and commie activist, she was a violent terrorist, although her enlightened male comrades persuaded her to stay out of the muscle end of things. Eventually she had her citizenship revoked and she was deported back to Russia.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 09:50 PM (LkGkk)

Look at some pictures of Emma Goldman. Kathy Bates could play her. Without makeup.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:52 PM (m79Dg)

472 Next story from the cucks:

"The Conservative Case for Painting the White House Black"

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 15, 2019 09:52 PM (t0Z53)

473 From the sidebar acupuncture story, concerning going 500K in debt to get a doctorate (??) in acupuncture:



"It really effects the remainder of your life. There's no out."



Yeah, sweetie, stupidity is permanent.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 15, 2019 09:52 PM (9LYIb)

474 You know, since slavery still exists in the world today, and if I had to guess, I am betting it takes place much more frequently in those areas of the world which are not America or Europe.

But that's different. That is something that it is much more difficult to confront than the ghosts of US slave owners and their progeny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:53 PM (n5NRb)

475 So when does Megan Slap-a-ho become Secretary of State?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:53 PM (TFeHD)

476 trump is not a republican. he's an american. loves this country. huge difference from a republican.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


I rate this true.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 09:53 PM (tH5fk)

477 They aren't calling Trump a racist. They are calling you, me and all of us racists and they do it every damn day.

Posted by: JackStraw

This will be their undoing in the end - trying to convince every day Americans that just doing every day things or thinking normal every day stuff makes them monsters. You won't vote for that, not ever.

Posted by: Boswell at July 15, 2019 09:53 PM (32YRo)

478 The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

Trump's racist tweets were written in the White House, which slaves helped build

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:49 PM (+y/Ru)


Slaves helped build the tweets?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 09:54 PM (ZwVs0)

479 Find me a building built pre-1865 south of the Mason-Dixon line and I'll show you a building probably built by slaves.

History...it's hard!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 09:54 PM (vs+nq)

480 I find it ironic that the only good thing Yale and Harvard have ever produced is American football.

Also known as football.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 09:54 PM (tH5fk)

481 Ocasio-Cortez defends Omar's flippant 9/11 comments, and says we shouldn't be allowed to show pictures of the terrorist attack because it is "triggering"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:50 PM (+y/Ru)


I did not see the sarcasm tag. There was supposed to be one, yes?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)

482 Yeah, sweetie, stupidity is permanent.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 15, 2019 09:52 PM (9LYIb)

Ron White lurks here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:55 PM (n5NRb)

483 479 Find me a building built pre-1865 south of the Mason-Dixon line and I'll show you a building probably built by slaves.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 09:54 PM (vs+nq)


Then we have to demolish them all!

Posted by: SJWs at July 15, 2019 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

484 Bringing us back here :
PDT said the right thing and I applaud him for it. America, love it or leave it. The sooner the better.

I would love it if the Americans sent an army to London, ousted Mayor Khan, dressed him up in motley and paraded him through the streets for the real English to throw rotten fruit at him.

"There's a country, you don't live there; but one day you would like to"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:55 PM (ykYG2)

485
That doesn't happen without a fairly intense strategic operation.

I've seen his campaign manager interviewed. Guy seems to know what he's doing. Young guy Forget his name.

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2019 09:55 PM (BLFnH)

486 472 Next story from the cucks:

"The Conservative Case for Painting the White House Black"
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 15, 2019 09:52 PM (t0Z53)

=====

With a big ol' day glo Elvis on the side? Win!

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 09:55 PM (3JbJY)

487 When everyone's a racist - then No One is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 09:55 PM (V2Yro)

488 Not hard to figure Trump out. He doesn't drink and he sleeps about four hours a night. That means he's coherent for twenty hours a day. The rest of D.C. Is coherent for about six.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 09:56 PM (gC2IV)

489 re: sidebar
You can spend $500,000 learning acupuncture?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


The malpractice costs will get ya.

Posted by: Pinhead at July 15, 2019 09:56 PM (P1f+c)

490 My theory: the typical LIV could see/hear about AOC and go meh she's just a dumb millenial, whatevs. But with Omar, and 9/11 thrown into the mix, I think even the LIViest of LIVs will go WTF??

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 09:57 PM (vs+nq)

491 Shouldn't watching 3000 odd fellow citizens induce rage?

Certain things should make you want to reach for the sword (or pistol/rifle.)

That is one of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 09:57 PM (n5NRb)

492 You can spend $500,000 learning acupuncture?


The debt has her on needles and pins.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:57 PM (1Z64M)

493 From the sidebar acupuncture story, concerning going 500K in debt to get a doctorate (??) in acupuncture:

"It really effects the remainder of your life. There's no out."

Yeah, sweetie, stupidity is permanent.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 15, 2019 09:52 PM (9LYIb)

That's why I studied acupuncture. I got the stupids! I hope the needle thingies will cure it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:57 PM (m79Dg)

494 488 Not hard to figure Trump out. He doesn't drink and he sleeps about four hours a night. That means he's coherent for twenty hours a day. The rest of D.C. Is coherent for about six.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 09:56 PM (gC2IV)

___

6 hours a DAY??? More like 6 a year dude.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 09:57 PM (vs+nq)

495 every house lizzie warren lived in or flipped, built by slaves. prove me wrong.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 09:57 PM (KP5rU)

496 The Washington Post, printed in a process invented by Germans, precursors to Nazis.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 15, 2019 09:58 PM (SqopC)

497 "It really effects the remainder of your life. There's no out."



Yeah, sweetie, stupidity is permanent.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 15, 2019 09:52 PM (9LYIb)

Once a prick, always a prick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 09:58 PM (abNpZ)

498 She didn't just study acupuncture. She got her MASTERS in acupuncture.


And a doctorate in some other BS field.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 09:58 PM (1Z64M)

499 Someone sent me to HotAir to read some dumbass thing they wrote and seriously - Salem or whatever clown fuck show that runs that dump - just needs to fire their bloggers and hire the commentators there - they are the only ones there that can concisely write about politics, its totally lost on the paid help there.

Posted by: Boswell at July 15, 2019 09:58 PM (32YRo)

500 They aren't calling Trump a racist. They are calling you, me and all of us racists and they do it every damn day.



Posted by: JackStraw

===
And all of us who voted for Trump in 2016 have an additional 20 million for 2020 because of his turnaround of the USA, and that tactic ain't going to be effective.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 09:58 PM (pw+jk)

501 495 every house lizzie warren lived in or flipped, built by slaves. prove me wrong.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 09:57 PM (KP5rU)


What, even the teepee?

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 09:58 PM (ed8K1)

502 He puts himself in too many win-win situations while extricating himself from a similar amount of lose-lose situations to not be among the BEST chess players.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 09:49 PM (TFeHD)

-----

Oh... I wasn't denigrating him. The fly half is the thinking man on the field... the forwards are pure brute force, and the backs are (a little) more free, but they still follow the fly half's plan, who usually calls it on the spot, because there are very few clock stoppages to provide for sideline play calling.

The rest of us players are really drones, and the fly half is always halfway to a coach... It's a more important position than a QB in football.

In these chaotic times I see this as a guy who can effectively move the ball out of a desperate scrum, instead of thinking three moves ahead... IMO.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 09:59 PM (5aX2M)

503 They aren't calling Trump a racist. They are calling you, me and all of us racists and they do it every damn day.


Me: "Really? Prove it. Show me one time where I've denigrated someone solely on the basis of their skin color."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 09:59 PM (HaL55)

504 495 every house lizzie warren lived in or flipped, built by slaves. prove me wrong.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 09:57 PM (KP5rU)

=====

The Five Civilized Tribes -- including the one Fauxcahontas claims to be one of -- each held thousands of Black slaves.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 09:59 PM (3JbJY)

505 I would love it if the Americans sent an army to London, ousted Mayor Khan, dressed him up in motley and paraded him through the streets for the real English to throw rotten fruit at him.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 09:55 PM (ykYG2)

Wouldn't they have to go outside Muslim....I mean London city limits to find some real English?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:59 PM (m79Dg)

506 I find it amazing that leftists still think they can win a street fight with Trump.

He lives for this.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 09:59 PM (K/2j/)

507 My point is, when his opponents are drunk, sleeping, or hungover, Trump is planning.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 10:00 PM (gC2IV)

508 Ocasio-Cortez defends Omar's flippant 9/11 comments, and says we shouldn't be allowed to show pictures of the terrorist attack because it is "triggering"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 09:50 PM (+y/Ru)

I did not see the sarcasm tag. There was supposed to be one, yes?

-
It's the real deal.

https://bit.ly/2JLaVua

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 10:00 PM (+y/Ru)

509 The Washington Post is named after a city, named after George Washington who owned slaves.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 10:00 PM (RBOtF)

510 My point is, when his opponents are drunk, sleeping, or hungover, Trump is planning.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


That's what they really hate.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 10:00 PM (tH5fk)

511 I find it amazing that leftists still think they can win a street fight with Trump. He lives for this.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 09:59 PM (K/2j/)


As said earlier - Trump really ain't a Republican. He's an American.

Leftists are used to dealing with Republicans.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:01 PM (sJPDw)

512 509 The Washington Post is named after a city, named after George Washington who owned slaves.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 10:00 PM (RBOtF)


Yeah, and "Post." You mean to tell me no slaves were tied to that "Post?" Nice try.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 10:01 PM (ed8K1)

513
Look at some pictures of Emma Goldman. Kathy Bates could play her. Without makeup.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 09:52 PM (m79Dg)







This little tidbit about Red Emma is interesting. At one point, she decided to engage in prostitution to raise money for her lover's plot to assassinate Henry Clay Frick, a steel plant manager for Andrew Carnegie. Her first trick picked her up on the street, took her to a bar where he bought her a drink, slapped $10 down on the table and told her to quit the trade because she just didn't have the knack for it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 10:01 PM (LkGkk)

514 I been from Ogden to Massachusetts
From Detroit to my home Utah

Driven every kinda rig that's ever been ma-a-ade
Dog on the rooftop cause she hasn't been spayed

But I've been willin' to keep movin'

Posted by: Mittle Feat at July 15, 2019 10:02 PM (O8WFE)

515 The Washington Post is named after a city, named after George Washington who owned slaves.
Posted by: redridinghood


Also, whatever "post" they're named after was probably driven into the ground by a slave.

Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 10:02 PM (P1f+c)

516 And all of us who voted for Trump in 2016 have an additional 20 million for 2020 because of his turnaround of the USA, and that tactic ain't going to be effective.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 09:58 PM (pw+jk)

That's why we're importing 30 million potential citizens. To cancel that out.--DNC

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:02 PM (m79Dg)

517 And all of us who voted for Trump in 2016 have an additional 20 million for 2020 because of his turnaround of the USA, and that tactic ain't going to be effective.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 09:58 PM (pw+jk)


You forget, at your peril, that your fellow "American" "residents" voted in an America hating racist Comrade B. Hussein Obama, not once, but twice, even AFTER after they had evidence of his perfidy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:02 PM (AZxMX)

518 Two yuugely bigly yuuuge Trump supporters I know are Indian. One dot, one feather. But they don't exist as far as the MSM is concerned.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:02 PM (vs+nq)

519 trump is kind of like one of the founding fathers. has zero fucks to give for people who hate this country. and, he's willing to fight. it's a lonely battle today.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 10:03 PM (KP5rU)

520 It's the real deal.

https://bit.ly/2JLaVua
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 10:00 PM (+y/Ru)


Fucksakes.

I'm going to go take a walk and look at the fireflies.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2019 10:03 PM (t+qrx)

521 The WH press corps really hates Trump because his work habits don't let them come in late and leave early.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 10:03 PM (gC2IV)

522 Hrothgar: the 2012 election was between two antiAmericans.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 10:03 PM (ykYG2)

523 You forget, at your peril, that your fellow "American" "residents" voted in an America hating racist Comrade B. Hussein Obama, not once, but twice, even AFTER after they had evidence of his perfidy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:02 PM (AZxMX)

___

Barry got 4M fewer votes in 2012 vs 2008 so some of his voters got woke. Not enough, but it set the stage for Trump in 2016.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:03 PM (vs+nq)

524

Me: "Really? Prove it. Show me one time where I've denigrated someone solely on the basis of their skin color."



That's not the definition.

See, they love everybody, so if you oppose them, you are Hatey McHaterson, therefore racis'.

It's perverse, but it's so easy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 10:04 PM (1Z64M)

525 In these chaotic times I see this as a guy who can effectively move the ball out of a desperate scrum, instead of thinking three moves ahead... IMO.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 09:59 PM (5aX2M)


That's fair. I didn't think you were denigrating him *at all*, nor did I mean to sound defensive. I'm just sharing my own observations.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 10:04 PM (TFeHD)

526 The Five Civilized Tribes -- including the one Fauxcahontas claims to be one of -- each held thousands of Black slaves.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 09:59 PM (3JbJY)

Those poor Indians! No wonder they have no initiative now days.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:04 PM (m79Dg)

527 513
This little tidbit about Red Emma is interesting. At one point, she decided to engage in prostitution to raise money for her lover's plot to assassinate Henry Clay Frick, a steel plant manager for Andrew Carnegie. Her first trick picked her up on the street, took her to a bar where he bought her a drink, slapped $10 down on the table and told her to quit the trade because she just didn't have the knack for it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2019 10:01 PM (LkGkk)


That is interesting. That was a lot of money in those days; probably like a couple hundred today, thanks to the Federal Reserve and inflation.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 10:04 PM (sdi6R)

528 The Washington Post is named after a city, named after George Washington who owned slaves.

Posted by: redridinghood

Might as well call themselves the Colonialist Oppressive Racist Sexist Transphobic Anti-Soccer-Butch Post for NASCAR-loving transient redneck serial man-bun killing alt-right pimp masters if that's the case - the bastards.

Posted by: Boswell at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (32YRo)

529 Whitey is guilty of racism and only an insensitive mansplainer would dispute it.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (Lg/Uq)

530 518 Two yuugely bigly yuuuge Trump supporters I know are Indian. One dot, one feather. But they don't exist as far as the MSM is concerned.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:02 PM (vs+nq)

Trump should go to an Indian Reservation. Good PR and no one ever goes to one.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (cF8AT)

531 I'm just sharing my own observations.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 10:04 PM (TFeHD)


It's a good discussion. Please, continue.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (sJPDw)

532 And all of us who voted for Trump in 2016 have an
additional 20 million for 2020 because of his turnaround of the USA,
and that tactic ain't going to be effective.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 09:58 PM (pw+jk)



You forget, at your peril, that your fellow "American" "residents"
voted in an America hating racist Comrade B. Hussein Obama, not once,
but twice, even AFTER after they had evidence of his perfidy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 10:02 PM (AZxMX)

====
You forget that Obama ran against Mitt. He lost 4 million votes and didn't even plan a celebration for winning. Romney was the complete absolute traitor to the USA. Tough to lose to a guy that wanted the other team to win.. or at least his team to lose.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (pw+jk)

533 The Washington Post is named after a city, named after George Washington who owned slaves.



Posted by: redridinghood



Might as well call themselves the Colonialist Oppressive Racist
Sexist Transphobic Anti-Soccer-Butch Post for NASCAR-loving transient
redneck serial man-bun killing alt-right pimp masters if that's the case
- the bastards.





Posted by: Boswell at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (32YRo)

===
That is a hell of a Masthead.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (pw+jk)

534 >>It's the real deal.

https://bit.ly/2JLaVua


Uh, how old were these people when 9/11 happened - 11(AOC) and 20 (Omar), maybe?!

You do not get to tell me what I can and cannot talk about, little girl.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (bDqIh)

535 That's why we're importing 30 million potential citizens. To cancel that out.--DNC
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 10:02 PM

We can 'import' all the citizens you want.

Posted by: Facebook at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (Lg/Uq)

536 For WH correspondents, 2009-2017 were golden. Nothing happened before ten and nothing happened after three. Plus all you had to do was cut and paste press releases.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (gC2IV)

537 Way OT but have you all heard about Prince Andrew and Esptein? Seems like he was seriously involved in the action. Wonder who else from the Royals is?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (vs+nq)

538 506 I find it amazing that leftists still think they can win a street fight with Trump.

He lives for this.

Hell, he's run a construction business in NY for decades.

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2019 10:07 PM (BLFnH)

539

No, I won't be referring to them as "The Whatevers" because how fvcking precious is that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2019 10:07 PM (EZebt)

540 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Mittle Feat at July 15, 2019 10:07 PM (O8WFE)

541 I have a dot
I have a feather
Oomp
Feather-Dot
I have A Buttigieg
He's very sweaty
Oomp
Feather-Dot-Sweat-Buttigieg
Feather-Dot-Sweat-Buttigieg

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 10:07 PM (ed8K1)

542 Nood

Posted by: Linn Ridge at July 15, 2019 10:07 PM (IyQUd)

543 537 Way OT but have you all heard about Prince Andrew and Esptein? Seems like he was seriously involved in the action. Wonder who else from the Royals is?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 10:06 PM (vs+nq)

=====

Charles was best pals with Jimmy Savile, who even predated upon terminally ill children.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 10:08 PM (3JbJY)

544 It's a good discussion. Please, continue.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 10:05 PM (sJPDw)


I appreciate you listening. I've pretty much said all I can think of. For background, after not trusting Trump when he announced due to his history with Hillary etc, I recognized this stuff in him as early as the first debate.

I know a couple of people that are very similar to Trump. They also greatly excel in business. For the record, I do not do so. Nor am I anything like him.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 10:11 PM (TFeHD)

545 Barry says he's a 10th cousin to Jefferson Davis on the Davis side of his family.

Which is both sides!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 10:13 PM (Ndje9)

546 Way OT but have you all heard about Prince Andrew and Esptein? Seems like he was seriously involved in the action. Wonder who else from the Royals is?


George Brett?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 10:13 PM (1Z64M)

547 >>Way OT but have you all heard about Prince Andrew and Esptein? Seems like he was seriously involved in the action. Wonder who else from the Royals is?

Years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 10:16 PM (K/2j/)

548 I've seen his campaign manager interviewed. Guy seems to know what he's doing. Young guy Forget his name
---
Brad Parscale.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 10:20 PM (hjaPQ)

549
Oh... I wasn't denigrating him. The fly half is the thinking man on the field... the forwards are pure brute force, and the backs are (a little) more free, but they still follow the fly half's plan, who usually calls it on the spot, because there are very few clock stoppages to provide for sideline play calling.

First five. Not fly half. You euro trash.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 10:43 PM (bgJ0E)

550 "Flake." A family name, means nothing about the character of his ancestors. Forget the man behind the curtains.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 16, 2019 12:47 AM (xZjSg)

551 Their time will come. Donkey Chompers and Hump-a-Brother. Both.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 16, 2019 12:48 AM (xZjSg)

552 Quite the immodest outfit by Omar: showing a lot of neck and below. All these "nether" regions are need to be covered!

Posted by: KungPow at July 16, 2019 12:59 AM (DcPfA)

Report: Ousted UK Ambassador Kim Darroch Leaked "Highly Classified," "Very Sensitive" US National Security Information to Media

I'd like to pass along an invitation to the Saudi embassy in Turkey.


Leaked U.K. diplomatic cables critical of President Trump have led Britain's ambassador, Sir Kim Darroch, to announce his departure from Washington earlier than expected. But the story is not yet concluded.

According to one current and one former U.S. government official speaking on the condition of anonymity, Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet. The sources are consolidated by the reaction my related inquiries have received from other government officials.

These leaks are unrelated to the diplomatic cables which sparked Trump's anger and Darroch's departure.

Still, one source says that the U.S. government was so alarmed by Darroch's leaks that it launched an official investigation to find the source of the information.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:11 PM




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1 Well, here I am

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (3H9h1)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: AOC-3PO at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (VNmG1)

3 Another soccer player.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (lS5pB)

4 When AP last passive aggressively Tweeted he was but the learner, now he is the master.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (4QnJ9)

5 Ok, that sounds bad. Probably a NYT reporter.... and top ten? Top 50?

Posted by: Vanceone at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (KbgjX)

6 "the U.S. government was so alarmed by Darroch's leaks that it launched an official investigation to find the source of the information."

Sooo .... the government CAN find leakers when it wants to? Who knew?

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (mk9aG)

7 Since you were here before me, it's up to you to go nood the corgis.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (VNmG1)

8 "I'd like to pass along an invitation to the Saudi embassy in Turkey."

D-d-darling ... tell Pascual I won't be able to film you both tonight ... ohhhhh deaaarrr *faints and crumples, one hand clapped dramatically to his forehead*

Posted by: David French at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (pPQeR)

9 Sounds Trumped up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (t6MX/)

10 And the nooded corgis have been called! In this case, perhaps the Queen's corgis? Seems a bit appropriate.

Posted by: Vanceone at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (KbgjX)

11 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

Bad juju.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (3H9h1)

12 But-but...his rooftop embassy cocktail parties were the best!

*spit*

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (O8WFE)

13 This too was the story of the Obama administration and it's players.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (Y274z)

14 11 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

Bad juju.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (3H9h1)

Woah, first name Kim. Must have a real chip on his shoulder.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (mX8Vr)

15 So what was it?

May not have been that remarkable if nobody noticed but the guys who said it was highly sensitive.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (1g7ch)

16 11 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

I will make one and only one exception for Kim Mitchell.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (O8WFE)

17 This sounds like a job for a girls soccer player!

Posted by: Moron Robbie et al at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (nsE7Q)

18 The Water Gate, Tower of London, and a short haircut are in order for this ex-ambassador.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (2igSw)

19 Cheerio old sport!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (axyOa)

20 So what was it?

May not have been that remarkable if nobody noticed but the guys who said it was highly sensitive.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (1g7ch)


Ahhh, there it is,

"Orange Man Bad!"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (1g7ch)

21 I bet Trump knew they could not miss their chance at the spotlight. He gave them the opportunity to come out from behind Pelosi and take a shot at him with all of the world watching. They were not ready for primetime.

---

from the last...

yeah, the left does this everytime they think one of their professional victim groups is offended. They put them in front of cameras to trainwreck.

consider america's only gold-star family, Khan. what an asshole

consider clock-boy. asshole

these 4 weirdo bitches. assholes

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (JziUy)

22 16
11 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."



I will make one and only one exception for Kim Mitchell.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (O8WFE)

Kim Philby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (t6MX/)

23 And these are our bestest most trustedest allies in the world! *spit* TDS, what can't it do?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (VNmG1)

24 America is alone in the world except for Israel and those of us who support President Trump.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (UUkQp)

25 OT: I missed the whole Rapinoe thread. Are there people who actually _like_ her, or do they all just like _any_ Trump-hater that shows up?

What's to like about her? She's a good women's soccer player AFAIK, ... that's about it. She's ugly and outspokenly stupid and a bad sport. Is that what they like?

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (mk9aG)

26 >>Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet.



Hoo-boy, so Trump just kneecapped a sketchy US journalist, too?
#Winning!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (bDqIh)

27 Anybody notice how incompetent libs are with similarities?

Trump tweeted an invitation for people to go back, and the response from the lefties is about which American citizens to forcefully deport.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (H0ARx)

28 According to one current and one former U.S. government official
speaking on the condition of anonymity, Darroch repeatedly leaked
classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified
material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet.



That right there should tell you it's all a lie. No American media outfit would leak information that was harmful to the country.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

29 23 And these are our bestest most trustedest allies in the world! *spit* TDS, what can't it do?
Posted by: Old Blue at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (VNmG1)


If Boris gets in, they might really become that.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (ed8K1)

30 Kim Philby ruined it

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (2igSw)

31 Bet he was leaking to Katty Kay. The BBC chick on Joe and Mika's show.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (O8WFE)

32 flounder beat me to it

Posted by: Old Blue at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (VNmG1)

33 Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet.

All right - which one?

I can see - sorta - not burning the reporter, but the U.S. media orifice?

Dish. Which one? Confirm my suspicions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (WDxUi)

34 OT: I missed the whole Rapinoe thread. Are there people who actually _like_ her, or do they all just like _any_ Trump-hater that shows up?

What's to like about her? She's a good women's soccer player AFAIK, ... that's about it. She's ugly and outspokenly stupid and a bad sport. Is that what they like?
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (mk9aG)

Half her goals were penalty shots. And she was given all the penalty shots

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (FTPn0)

35 This 'tard has Diplomatic Immunity. *spit* Can't shoot 'im for a spy.

What we can do though, is round up all the other players in the game, and line 'em up against the wall.

Do this once. Do it now.

Other, lesser Countries Frenemies, will take heed and think twice before they take on the heedless spying.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (QzJWU)

36 Sean Davis dunking on Pastor French:

Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (x2PE6)

37 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

Bad juju.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Kim Darrock
Kim Philby

Bad juju

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (FE+I8)

38 If Boris gets in, they might really become that.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (ed8K1)


Boris is a squish. Prepare to be severely disappointed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (WDxUi)

39 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

This.

BTW, what is your quest?

Posted by: Some call me "Tim" at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (lS5pB)

40 What's to like about her? She's a good women's soccer player AFAIK, ... that's about it. She's ugly and outspokenly stupid and a bad sport. Is that what they like?
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (mk9aG)

Yup, a good WOMANS soccer player, which makes her about the equivalent of a good 15 or 16 year old BOY Soccer player.

So, only being famous because you play in a substandard league, makes it so you should be able to tell the rest of us what to do?

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

41 "Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet."

Doesn't this qualify him as a bona fide spy? Seems to me he needs a dose of polonium.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (6eEQ+)

42 It's not treason if it's anti-Trump! Everyone knows that.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (oFcdC)

43 38 If Boris gets in, they might really become that.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (ed8K1)

Boris is a squish. Prepare to be severely disappointed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (WDxUi)


&%)*%&!! You like crushing dreams, don't you?

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (ed8K1)

44 >>yeah, the left does this everytime they think one of their professional victim groups is offended. They put them in front of cameras to trainwreck.


They're not used to having Alinsky's rules used against them, but he just did the "pick a target, personalize it, freeze it, polarize it" one.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:20 PM (bDqIh)

45 I like to imagine a black limousine pulling up to the British Embassy to pick up the ambassador for his ride to the airport. He enters the car and finds PDT sitting opposite him. When the ambassador reaches the airport he steps out of the limo ashen faced and barely able to walk. A scene out of a really good spy novel.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:20 PM (jm1YL)

46 Boris is a squish. Prepare to be severely disappointed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I look forward to his discovery of the comb.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:20 PM (T6t7i)

47 Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet.

Let's just naturally assume the word "journalist" is being misapplied here. That leaves us with "a US-based media outlet."

Gotta be CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (O8WFE)

48 41 "Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet."

Doesn't this qualify him as a bona fide spy? Seems to me he needs a dose of polonium.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel


I prefer the ol' "sharpened umbrella tip through the back of the airplane seat" trick.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (oFcdC)

49 36 Sean Davis dunking on Pastor French:

Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (x2PE6)

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (ym5eo)

50 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

Bad juju.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (3H9h1)

-------

Especially if they work in the British Foreign Service... you may recall they have a bit of a checkered past with dudes named Kim.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (3NbUO)

51 Boris is a squish. Prepare to be severely disappointed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



People named Boris are usually bad asses.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FE+I8)

52 He enters the car and finds PDT sitting opposite
him. When the ambassador reaches the airport he steps out of the limo
ashen faced and barely able to walk. A scene out of a really good spy
novel.

Posted by: Tuna


Better yet, he's given a submachine gun with no firing pin, and is allowed to gracefully exit the highflying aircraft.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (T6t7i)

53 Kim Chambers!

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (ym5eo)

54 Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (x2PE6)


I want someone questioning her to refuse to let her off the hook on questions like this.

It's easy to do.

"Do you denounce AQ/ terrorism/ ISIS?"

"Blah blah blah blah, and in conclusion, blah blah."

"So you support AQ/ terrorism/ ISIS, then?"

Put the words in her mouth, and MAKE HER DENY THEM.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (WDxUi)

55 Would be a shame if his flight back to Jolly Ol' oopsied overhead a missile frigate with a newbie ensign trying figure out "what's this red button do?" ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (3JbJY)

56 Hang him or it didn't happen ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (K3uSh)

57 36 Sean Davis dunking on Pastor French:

Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (x2PE6)


Yeah, it's like asking Ted Bundy if he killed anyone, and he doesn't answer because he is so very offended by the very question.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (ed8K1)

58 Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.


The French Davidians call that kind of talk "natural Viagra."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (O8WFE)

59 Huh, so he was back stabbing an ally because they did not elect whom he wanted?

Who does he think we are, Israel?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (n5NRb)

60 "our bestest most trustedest allies in the world! *spit* TDS, what can't it do?"

England's collapse began before Trump. Since they went balls-out open-borders, please please let's never help defend them again. Heck, they don't even have British free-speech-lite anymore.

Their disdain for freedom desecrates the sacrifices Americans made on their behalf.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (mk9aG)

61 39 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

This.

BTW, what is your quest?
Posted by: Some call me "Tim" at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (lS5pB)

Yes, cads and scoundrels every one.

Yet with a heart of Gold if they find the right Holy Man.

Posted by: Rubyard Kipling at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (NgKpN)

62 45 I like to imagine a black limousine pulling up to the British Embassy to pick up the ambassador for his ride to the airport. He enters the car and finds PDT sitting opposite him. When the ambassador reaches the airport he steps out of the limo ashen faced and barely able to walk. A scene out of a really good spy novel.
Posted by: Tuna


Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)

63 sean must be referring to powerline, one of the sub-bloggers on instapundit, and the usual cuck cruisers.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (JziUy)

64 Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet.

Let's just naturally assume the word "journalist" is being misapplied here. That leaves us with "a US-based media outlet."

Gotta be CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM


***

Did the material get publicized? It will be interesting to see how this part plays out. There is a difference between being given some classified material, and publishing it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)

65 55
Would be a shame if his flight back to Jolly Ol' oopsied overhead a
missile frigate with a newbie ensign trying figure out "what's this red
button do?" ...




Don't touch it! It's a trap!

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

66 These are our allies?

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (tH5fk)

67 Axeman: "Anybody notice how incompetent libs are with similarities?"

This isn't incompetence. It's designed. Twisting language into a pretzel is straight out of 1984 to move an agenda.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (6eEQ+)

68 Of course he leaked, the guy looks incontinent.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (nyFJf)

69 Special relationship my ass.

Throw his ass in a federal lockup, next time he sets his $2,500 bespoke shoes on US soil. Ray Brook NY would feel like Scotland to this posh.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (FcA5n)

70 Willowed from last thread:
I am pretty sure that America is hankering to have a bitter foul-mouthed lez as the face of the country.

She only has one final test to make sure.

Can she pull off the Kirby vacuum cleaner print pant suit ensemble?

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (RTWw4)

71 However this "Kim Mitchel" is acceptable.

Max Webster was the first record released by Canadian rock band Max Webster. The record was released in 1976 and has been certified gold by the Canadian Recording Industry Association.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (3H9h1)

72 Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)
+++++++++
Your old nic pic was way better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (I2dne)

73 60 "our bestest most trustedest allies in the world! *spit* TDS, what can't it do?"

---

a nation that voluntarily surrendered to islam DURING THE WAR ON TERROR. and has abandoned free speech.

spit.

also, turkey. man.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (JziUy)

74 59 Huh, so he was back stabbing an ally because they did not elect whom he wanted?

Who does he think we are, Israel?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (n5NRb)

Now we need to look carefully for any correspondence he might have had with Christopher Steele.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

75 Is there any official in a Western government who isn't a traitor?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

76 People named Boris are usually bad asses.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FE+I


Not this one. He's a rank opportunist. He already burned us once on something (I've forgotten what, exactly) where he basically did his Romney impression.

He also squished out on Brexit back when, refusing to fight for it when he could've challenged the librarian lady who for some reason was masquerading as the PM.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (WDxUi)

77 36 Sean Davis dunking on Pastor French:
---
The fact that National Review hasn't shitcanned this douchebag tells me they have no intention of ever again being considered a legitimate publication.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (hjaPQ)

78 Is Kim in a dude short for something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (n5NRb)

79 ''Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.''

It does doesn't it. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (jm1YL)

80 65 55
Would be a shame if his flight back to Jolly Ol' oopsied overhead a
missile frigate with a newbie ensign trying figure out "what's this red
button do?" ...



Don't touch it! It's a trap!
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

=====

*jab* *jab* *jab*

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (3JbJY)

81 Willowed

This display is what you get when you allow 18 year olds to vote in Federal elections.

And yes, I was an 18 year old voter at one time, without 24 hour news, twitter, facebook and the internet. And I can honestly say I was better informed regarding candidates than the 18 year olds of today. Today's 18 year old has likely NEVER had a job, can barely drive, can hardly handle any kind of responsibility outside of keeping their cell phone in the back pocket, have been raised on a television reality show world with parents who want to be their friend, not their parent. Yes, the exceptions are there, but even the military boot camp officers are finding 18 year olds to be babies compared to 20 years ago.

People wonder how American hating idiots like those showcased in this press conference get elected, the answer is the under 25 voter.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FMlhO)

Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (FMlhO)

82 71 Max Webster was the first record released by Canadian rock band Max Webster. The record was released in 1976 and has been certified gold by the Canadian Recording Industry Association.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (3H9h1)


I salute them. Selling 10 copies of an album in Canada is an achievement.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (ed8K1)

83 and WHY or HOW is a UK ambassador privy to classified USA national security intel? Thats even worse than telling Barky too many details.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (eASYU)

84 Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)

I'm also wondering who his US accomplices were. He had to have 'em. al-Brennan's fugly face springs to mind first.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:25 PM (O8WFE)

85 Gotta be CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM


Nah. Not posh enough for young Kim. Mustn't rub elbows with the hoi polloi.

NYT or WaPo is my guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (WDxUi)

86 *looks around, checks with moose outside*

How much gay erotica have you guys read?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (n5NRb)

87 and WHY or HOW is a UK ambassador privy to
classified USA national security intel? Thats even worse than telling
Barky too many details.


Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (eASYU)

Five Eyes.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (XKZwp)

88 Probably wasn't a very good idea to let Sir Kim Philby into the country in the first place.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (cY3LT)

89 Remember when the British chocked a man to death for giving the Germans shipping times of freighters.


Good Times.


Also put a Leatherman in his Luggage so he gets arrested when he arrives in the UK.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (dKiJG)

90 His report was never meant for Theresa May, she already thought as he does. The report was always meant for public consumption.

Don't all those people now feel foolish who defended the report by say he had a duty to give his government an "honest" assessment?

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (nyFJf)

91 I have a different take. I'd have more respect for the Tory party and British conservatives, if there are any left, if they kept him in place. I don't want other countries telling us who our Ambassadors can be or our leadership caving to any foreign leader that rips on one of our Ambassadors.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (4thlk)

92 Rum. Sodomy. And the Lash. And Sodomy. Because he's a Brit.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (kLDv+)

93 Hey everybody.

Five Eyes.
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (XKZwp)


Good burger place. Got one in town!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (miE9U)

94 People named Boris are usually bad asses.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FE+I


If they have a partner named Natasha ...

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (LPnfS)

95 For a diplomat he was monumentally undiplomatic.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (nyFJf)

96 Bing is 'Honoring our oceans.'

I have always found that the Oceans do not need praise. They pretty much show up every day and do their thing regardless. Model employees they are.

And the NEVER ask for a raise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (n5NRb)

97 I'm also wondering who his US accomplices were. He had to have 'em. al-Brennan's fugly face springs to mind first.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:25 PM



As well as what was being said/done? Pols use media all the time as a back-channel (Cuba and the Rooskies). But yeah, given this guy in particular and the environment, you could be right.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (axyOa)

98 And yes...you know he has the bespoke shoes.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (tH5fk)

99 82>
AND I saw them in concert. Way back when...

"Research at Beach Resorts."

Timeless.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (3H9h1)

100 Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)
+++++++++
Your old nic pic was way better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (I2dne)
.......

thumbs up for still no pants

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

101 Max Webster also teamed up with Rush to record the totally awesome, classic ass-kicker "Battlescar."

https://tinyurl.com/yyh2b9nq

I can't think of a single instance, especially back in those days, of two entire bands teaming up like that. Yeah, singing groups used to do it all the time, like The Supremes and the Four Tops, but not entire rock bands.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (O8WFE)

102 Our very close and special relationship*

*reachround not included

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (Z4rgH)

103 98 And yes...you know he has the bespoke shoes.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (tH5fk)

First he had to run down a cobbler barefoot...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (n5NRb)

104 88 Probably wasn't a very good idea to let Sir Kim Philby into the country in the first place.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (cY3LT)


Whenever I hear someone with the title "Sir" I wonder who they defeated in the jousting match.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WDxUi)

105 Hail Brittania! And fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

106 96 I have always found that the Oceans do not need praise. They pretty much show up every day and do their thing regardless. Model employees they are.

And the NEVER ask for a raise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (n5NRb)


My genitals haven't "asked for a raise" in decades. The smell of underage girl hair used to do the trick, but it just doesn't work any more.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (ed8K1)

107 I must here stand in defense of my friend, Mr. Kim DuToit.

A more stalwart proponent of our Natural Rights does not exist. Equals? Sure, there are plenty of us. Many here reading this now are his equal in this regard.

But, none better.

An avid shooter, gifted writer and essayist, possessed of a rapier wit and sly humor; a bon vivant and raconteur of the first order.

Such friends are rare in this world. Count yourself lucky if you have but a few.

Now, while not a close associate by any means, but a friend of letters of the years, now sadly absent from the blogosphere.

Kim Crawford, aka "Velociman". Send prayers up for his support, always. May his future be brighter, one day at a time.

This is my word. I'll stand by these men by all that's right and honorable.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (QzJWU)

108 First he had to run down a cobbler barefoot...



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop



Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: The Cobbler at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

109 If I leaked a departmental memo to the media, I would be fired, and probably arrested. How come these politicos and swamp creatures can do this with impunity and literally nothing happens to them?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (VWp7G)

110 19 Cheerio old sport!

honey-nut cheerios right back atcha

Posted by: Anachronda at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (sGtp+)

111 Whenever I hear someone with the title "Sir" I wonder who they defeated in the jousting match.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WDxUi)


Jousting? Nowadays it's a slap-fight or severely said words to one's opponent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

112 Boy oh boy this is a real ''wish I'd been there'' night. Wonder what the conversation about her ambassador between PM May and PDT was like.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (jm1YL)

113 Leaking classified information from an ally could be construed as an act of war. This was a government official.

The Queen's invitation for a royal visit now makes perfect sense, she tried to fix what her idiot government did.

It's almost as if Sadiq Khan is running the whole of UK, not just London.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (nyFJf)

114 Anything that damages Trump is okay with those who know best. Kerry should be applauded for engaging in unofficial negotiations with the Iranians.

just imaging how wonderful the world would be in Carter beat Reagan in 1980 or if Gore won in 2000.

spit spit spit spit

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (ZqRa6)

115 Cheerio old sport!

honey-nut cheerios right back atcha

Posted by: Anachronda at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM



I love those! Especially with blueberries and bananas.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (axyOa)

116 Kim DuToit, a great African-American.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

117 It's almost as if Sadiq Khan is running the whole of UK, not just London.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (nyFJf)


He isn't?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:32 PM (aS1PU)

118 Hutchinson Island is across the Savannah River from the city. It was an infamous dueling ground, long after dueling was banned in the colony.

I'm sensing a need to Make Dueling Great Again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

119 111 Whenever I hear someone with the title "Sir" I wonder who they defeated in the jousting match.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WDxUi)

Jousting? Nowadays it's a slap-fight or severely said words to one's opponent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC)


My favorite is "KCBE," "Knight Commander of the British Empire."

No one has the heart to tell them chivalry ended centuries ago, and that there is no British Empire anymore.

So being a "Knight Commander of the British Empire" is kinda like being an "Admiral of the Swiss Navy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:33 PM (WDxUi)

120 ''Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)
+++++++++
Your old nic pic was way better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)''

He looks perfectly qualified to weigh in on important discussions.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:33 PM (jm1YL)

121 The Queen's invitation for a royal visit now makes perfect sense, she tried to fix what her idiot government did.


Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM

***

Hadn't thought of that. I wonder if it is connected? Interesting.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:33 PM (axyOa)

122 I must here stand in defense of my friend, Mr. Kim DuToit.

Not a British Kim, iirc ...

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 07:33 PM (LPnfS)

123 Jousting? Nowadays it's a slap-fight or severely said words to one's opponent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

I'm kind of glad the jousting thing is done with. Something wrong about trying to vigorously poke other men with a long stick.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (mX8Vr)

124 I'm afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

125 I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.
But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods.
Like I said, I like it but , umm, so the fuck what?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)

126 "Boy oh boy this is a real ''wish I'd been there'' night. Wonder what the conversation about her ambassador between PM May and PDT was like.
Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (jm1YL)"

- - - - - - - -

May is not much different to Ambassador Kim, she was probably OK with his actions. Her resignation must have been one of Trump's demands or he goes public.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (nyFJf)

127 Jousting? Nowadays it's a slap-fight or severely said words to one's opponent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC)


Handbags at 20 paces.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (WDxUi)

128 re 113: I saw two pics on facebook some weeks ago that showed how happy Q Eliz was to meet the Obamas years ago and how she frowned when Trump and Melania were there a few weeks ago.

when you live in an era in which people can invent their own pronouns (zhe, zhe, etc) anything is possible.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (ZqRa6)

129 Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (x2PE6)

Yeah, it's like asking Ted Bundy if he killed anyone, and he doesn't answer because he is so very offended by the very question.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (ed8K1)


Bundy had no problem admitting it.

I forget what b.s. babbling excuse he gave, not blacking out or anything, and indeed I think he said he knew what he was doing. Maybe that he just didn't care, and that there were plenty others just like him.

There have been plenty other psycho killers who genuinely seemed to think they're doing God's work.

That's who this rotten little tart is. Goes to bed every night believing she's the good guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (cY3LT)

130 No wonder UK still doesn't have a Prime Minister, nobody wants to deal with this and are waiting until it blows over.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (nyFJf)

131 ''Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)
+++++++++
Your old nic pic was way better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)''

He looks perfectly qualified to weigh in on important discussions.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:33 PM (jm1YL)
........

I'm not too thrilled about it.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

132 Is Kim in a dude short for something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------

Kimberly. A vain attempt to man up the name. It doesn't help.

There's no help for 'Joyce'. 'Joy' just won't do it. I shan't make light of it though, as Joyce Kilmer died a very manly death.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (HTHlp)

133 I'm kind of glad the jousting thing is done with. Something wrong about trying to vigorously poke other men with a long stick.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (mX8Vr)

Actually, I know a number of guys who spend big bucks Jousting.

Its not a cheap sport at all.

And as someone who did competitive Sword Fighting for over 30 years, I have to tell you that there is no greater stress relief exercise, than sticking someone with a sharp pointy object!

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:36 PM (NgKpN)

134 re 122: from South Africa, I am pretty sure. Forgot about him.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 07:36 PM (ZqRa6)

135 afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

Her Uncle was a Nazi supporter, so which is worse.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 15, 2019 07:36 PM (dKiJG)

136 I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.
But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods.
Like I said, I like it but , umm, so the fuck what?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)


It's the horseshit. It has a certain Je n'est ce quois.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:36 PM (aS1PU)

137 Is Kim in a dude short for something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------

Kimberly. A vain attempt to man up the name. It doesn't help.

There's no help for 'Joyce'. 'Joy' just won't do it. I shan't make light of it though, as Joyce Kilmer died a very manly death.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (HTHlp)


Not short for Kimber?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:36 PM (1g7ch)

138 I am quite sure that the leaks of classified information had nothing at all to do with Darroch's departure, and it was all because of a schoolyard spat started by that bully, Trump.

Right.

Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (2taY5)

139
There's no help for 'Joyce'. 'Joy' just won't do it. I shan't make light of it though, as Joyce Kilmer died a very manly death.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.



Cry me a f***ing river.

Posted by: Evelyn Waugh at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)

140 124 I'm afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)


Queen Elizabeth: "Oh FFS, can't any of you idiots do anything right? Jug ears here talks to plants and wants to be a tampon, your brother marries some American divorcee gold digger, and now YOU turn out to be a kiddie diddler! WTF??"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (WDxUi)

141 There's no help for 'Joyce'. 'Joy' just won't do it. I shan't make light of it though, as Joyce Kilmer died a very manly death.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (HTHlp)

Maybe try for dyslexia and call yourself 'Cy'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (n5NRb)

142 It's been "a day." Imonna go sit on the porch and watch the birds enjoy the feeders.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

143 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

Bad juju.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (3H9h1)


H8er!

Posted by: Kim Philby at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (Y8PSl)

144 Oh yeah, one more: Kimberley Rew (The Soft Boys, Katrina & the Waves.)

First band great, second one meh. And no points for spelling it "Kimberley."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (O8WFE)

145 Report: Ousted UK Ambassador Kim Darroch Leaked "Highly Classified," "Very Sensitive" US National Security Information to Media

Hang him as a spy.

Fucker.



It's pretty obvious that he leaked his own memos, too. But hanging for spying renders that moot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (81Etl)

146 I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.
But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods.
Like I said, I like it but , umm, so the fuck what?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)

So they just buy it from the Amish.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (dKiJG)

147 Tar and feather. Is that still a thing?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (dNzKv)

148 Probably wasn't a very good idea to let Sir Kim Philby into the country in the first place.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (cY3LT)

Whenever I hear someone with the title "Sir" I wonder who they defeated in the jousting match.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WDxUi)


Sword fighting.

Posted by: Sir Elton John at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (cY3LT)

149 My former pastor was named Kim. Great missionary, great preacher, great follower of Christ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (+0VWg)

150 re 113: I saw two pics on facebook some weeks ago that showed how happy Q Eliz was to meet the Obamas years ago

"Ah, the new servants! Wait - they're ... what?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:39 PM (WDxUi)

151 Queen Elizabeth: "Oh FFS, can't any of you idiots do anything right? Jug ears here talks to plants and wants to be a tampon, your brother marries some American divorcee gold digger, and now YOU turn out to be a kiddie diddler! WTF??"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (WDxUi)

And now you know why she gave up all Power as the Queen.

She took a good look at her Kids and Grandkids and said 'Nope, uh uh, no way, can't give THEM power'.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

152 Grew up down the street from a "Dana." That boy wasn't right from the get-go.

He's now a she and didn't even have to change xer name.

(I swear I am not making this up.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:39 PM (O8WFE)

153 A mother's boy has never wept, nor dashed a thousand kim.

Posted by: Arthur Flegenheimer at July 15, 2019 07:39 PM (3NbUO)

154 Kimba the white lion was a bad mofo.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (K/2j/)

155 147 Tar and feather. Is that still a thing?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (dNzKv)

You know, when you think about tar and feathering, aren't there better public displays of torture you could go with? It seems like a method that could easily go wrong for the howling mob.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (n5NRb)

156 Report: Ousted UK Ambassador Kim Darroch Leaked "Highly Classified," "Very Sensitive" US National Security Information to Media


By leak do you mean pass them through his own homebrew email server with known Chinese spy software running? Cause if that is what they consider a leak.... I have it on good authority that it lacks intent.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (dNzKv)

157 27 Anybody notice how incompetent libs are with similarities?

Trump tweeted an invitation for people to go back, and the response from the lefties is about which American citizens to forcefully deport.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (H0ARx)

Nah, it's just that true leftie's can't wait to herd people into boxcars, it's their goto thing.

Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (2taY5)

158 Maybe try for dyslexia and call yourself 'Cy'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (n5NRb)


That'll never work.

Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (WDxUi)

159 Never trust a man named Kim.
Except me. I'm totes cool......

Posted by: Kim Philby at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (nQNVp)

160 Darroch is a symptom, May was the host to the disease.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (84LPL)

161 Queen Elizabeth: "Oh FFS, can't any of you idiots do anything right? Jug ears here talks to plants and wants to be a tampon, your brother marries some American divorcee gold digger, and now YOU turn out to be a kiddie diddler! WTF??"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (WDxUi)

To be fair, she is a constant in these individuals' lives.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (mX8Vr)

162 Boot his ass out but make him leave from Yorktown.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (axyOa)

163 148
Sword fighting.

Posted by: Sir Elton John at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (cY3LT)


The writing was probably on the wall for the British when they started knighting pop stars instead of war heroes.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

164 148 Probably wasn't a very good idea to let Sir Kim Philby into the country in the first place.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (cY3LT)

Whenever I hear someone with the title "Sir" I wonder who they defeated in the jousting match.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WDxUi)


Sword fighting.
Posted by: Sir Elton John at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (cY3LT)

/throws down his gauntlet, picks up his matched set of live 45 inch Rapiers.

Nope, not gonna let you make Sword Fighting Gay.

Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (NgKpN)

165 160 Darroch is a symptom, May was the host to the disease.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (84LPL)

It is impossible to butch up the name, Teresa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (n5NRb)

166 your brother marries some American divorcee gold digger

It seems to run in the family.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (T6t7i)

167 116
Kim DuToit, a great African-American.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

He gets a pass, with a side-glance.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (t6MX/)

168 If Shakespeare taught me anything, it's that the Brit royalty have been royally fcuked for centuries.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (O8WFE)

169 Not short for Kimber?

Former neighbors had a dog named Kimber. And other neighbors who had a dog named Remington. I asked my wife if I could one-up them by renaming our dog Ma Deuce. True story. Mostly.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (qc+VF)

170 "I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.

But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods."


I had friend that was a former Marine fighter pilot in WW11 that had an "organic" apple orchard. One night after a couple beers I asked him why he went "organic", he said "I'm going to stop stupid people paying me more for my inferior apples just because I use chicken shit fertilizer and hardly any pesticides."

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (4thlk)

171 Sumbitch should have been officially expelled as persona non grata.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (WRSbt)

172 Oh FFS, can't any of you idiots do anything right? Jug ears here talks to plants and wants to be a tampon, your brother marries some American divorcee gold digger, and now YOU turn out to be a kiddie diddler! WTF??"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (WDxUi)

To be fair, it's just ears' SON married to o the skanky gold digger.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (AMdBG)

173 The writing was probably on the wall for the British when they started knighting pop stars instead of war heroes.

Posted by: rickl


It's tough to knight the null set. Well, except for the ghurkas.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (T6t7i)

174 146 I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.
But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods.
Like I said, I like it but , umm, so the fuck what?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)

So they just buy it from the Amish.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (dKiJG)

It must have a faint scent of horseshit instead of diesel.

Honestly, Been drinking bourbon for ~50 years, and in my experience and opinion anybody who has a gimmick probably doesn't have a very good whiskey.

Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (2taY5)

175 168 If Shakespeare taught me anything, it's that the Brit royalty have been royally fcuked for centuries.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (O8WFE)

Did you miss his bits about Scottish and Roman royalty? And that one he stole from the Danes.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (mX8Vr)

176 Boot his ass out but make him leave from Yorktown.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (

----

I think protocol for treacherous redcoats is tarring, feathering, and running out on the rail.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (3NbUO)

177 Are we talkin' 'bout men with girly names?

I once read that the British writer Evelyn Waugh was a pretty nasty guy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (miE9U)

178 Aetius, we can always go with Terezzza in the Heinz tradition.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (84LPL)

179 Me and the blokes would sword fight in circle!

Lovely!

Posted by: Sir Paul McCartney at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (nDe2U)

180 Honestly, Been drinking bourbon for ~50 years, and in my experience and opinion anybody who has a gimmick probably doesn't have a very good whiskey.



Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM


***

**hides can of cinnamon**
Walks quietly away...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (axyOa)

181 Theresa= Terry.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (dNzKv)

182 To be fair, it's just ears' SON married to o the skanky gold digger.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (AMdBG)


Yeah, I didn't make it clear. I was writing this as though the Queen were talking with Andrew, with Charles standing by.

Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (WDxUi)

183 >>>Never trust a man named Kim.<<<

Kim is that fat little Korean bastard that pretends he can take on America and win. I'd pay money to kick him in the nuts.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (kLDv+)

184 Knew of a guy named Kim, but it was short for Kimball. Not sure why he didn't go by Kimball.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (xPJvm)

185 Darroch is a symptom, May was the host to the disease.
Posted by: Ben Had
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A fish rots from the head. See: Barack Obama

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (U2TY5)

186 Andrew is Harry's uncle.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (AMdBG)

187 Any heads rolling yet? How about a deportation or two? No? Huh.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (UdKB7)

188 177
I once read that the British writer Evelyn Waugh was a pretty nasty guy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (miE9U)


I learned to fight at an early age.

Posted by: Sue at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

189 >>I'm afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.




What new revelations are there?

Sadly, I bet she already knew.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (bDqIh)

190 Sword fighting.
Posted by: Sir Elton John at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (cY3LT)

/throws down his gauntlet, picks up his matched set of live 45 inch Rapiers.

Nope, not gonna let you make Sword Fighting Gay.

Not gonna happen.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (NgKpN)


Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)

191 I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.
But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods.
Like I said, I like it but , umm, so the fuck what?
***
People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (RTWw4)

192 Ok, fuckit. Just re bury me under a parking lot. Bloody wankers.

Posted by: Richard the Lion Heart at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (gC2IV)

193 Kim Jong Un
Kim Jong Il
Kim Philby


Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (84LPL)

194 The Englishmen.

Those that weren't mowed down between the years 1914 and 1945 were brought low by syphilis, muzzies and Y-T guilt.

But mostly Y-T guilt.

Jimmy Savile weeps.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (Z+IKu)

195 I'd go with Kimball.

Ball-er as a nick.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (O8WFE)

196 186 Andrew is Harry's uncle.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (AMdBG)


OK. Then I'll be a monkey's uncle. Wait, no I can't be. I'm not related to any of these clowns.

Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (WDxUi)

197 Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)


OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Posted by: The Red Queen at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (aS1PU)

198 KIMBO SLICE!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (xPJvm)

199 I'm afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.

---------------

What new revelations are there?

Sadly, I bet she already knew.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (bDqIh)


Pretty much everyone else has for years, she'd have to be an ignorant fool not to.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (cY3LT)

200 when mccartney (billy shears) can be a "sir" the title means nothing. same with reginald dwight. i think they give that title away when you buy toothpaste over there. fuckin limeys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (KP5rU)

201 Joan Jett's early band The Runaways worked with a producer named Kim Fowley.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (miE9U)

202 Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)


What exactly would be the point of that?

Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (WDxUi)

203 People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (RTWw4)

I don't drink tea, but I might want to buy that to show people and claim that I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (mX8Vr)

204 I'm afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.
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What new revelations are there?
----------
Sadly, I bet she already knew.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (bDqIh)
~~~~~

Andrew was outed the first go-round. Pictures and everything. It's been known for years.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (NtglE)

205 The Red Queen's off her head.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (O8WFE)

206 KIMBO SLICE!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (xPJvm)


I would say "may he rest in peace" but I doubt he is.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (cY3LT)

207 Is this Kim guy oriental? Or when his father left home when he was born?

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (BbGew)

208 I don't drink tea, but I might want to buy that to show people and claim that I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (mX8Vr)


I hat fucking monkeys.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (aS1PU)

209 Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM


Ho! Ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

Posted by: D. Duck at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (zCabI)

210 200 when mccartney (billy shears) can be a "sir" the title means nothing. same with reginald dwight. i think they give that title away when you buy toothpaste over there. fuckin limeys.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (KP5rU)

pack of sport tampons get you the Dame fame.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (JFO2v)

211 Ok, fuckit. Just re bury me under a parking lot. Bloody wankers.

Posted by: Richard the Lion Heart

----

I was the guy under the parking lot, you bloody frog!

Posted by: Richard III at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (ry4Ms)

212 Pretty much everyone else has for years, she'd have to be an ignorant fool not to.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (cY3LT)


I would imagine MI5 would have kept her informed so she could potentially minimize embarrassment.

Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (WDxUi)

213 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (WDxUi)

214 *throws shit*
*goes back to work picking tea*

Posted by: Random tea monkey at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (nDe2U)

215 209 Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM

Ho! Ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
Posted by: D. Duck at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (zCabI)

John Ritter movie cock fighting. HA!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (JFO2v)

216 201 Joan Jett's early band The Runaways worked with a producer named Kim Fowley.

Good one! Fowley also produced demos for the Modern Lovers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (O8WFE)

217
People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air


There they are
Picking leaves for tea
They give the funniest looks
To every one they see

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

218 Rudyard Kimling....a boy named sue.......

Posted by: saf at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (5IHGB)

219 Kim Kardashian, Does my ass make me?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (84LPL)

220 208 I don't drink tea, but I might want to buy that to show people and claim that I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (mX8Vr)

I hat fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (aS1PU)

Well I suppose I won't be inviting you to any of my tea parties then.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (mX8Vr)

221 217
People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air

There they are
Picking leaves for tea
They give the funniest looks
To every one they see
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

Hey hey we are the tea picking monkeys

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)

223 Posted by: Richard III at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (ry4Ms)

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Bloody wanker.

Posted by: Richard the Lion Heart at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (gC2IV)

224 >>>When AP last passive aggressively Tweeted he was but the learner, now he is the master.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (4QnJ9)

Initiate order 66! Go to the school and kill all the young padames, AP.

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (q177U)

225 Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)

What exactly would be the point of that?
Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (WDxUi)


I know what scissoring is, and I understand why the gals do it (and generally approve), but I know not why gaymen do what they do, and I don't care.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (cY3LT)

226 #217 There they are
Picking leaves for tea
They give the funniest looks
To every one they see


Golf. Clap. I'm dyin'!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (O8WFE)

227 Do the Amish or Mennonites even cash crop with horses? Maybe they do just for these trendy whisky makers.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2019 07:52 PM (4thlk)

228 Trump is always the one being accused of ineptitude, of recklessness... yet it's always his enemies that turn out to be the ones leaking classified information and breaking the rules.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 07:52 PM (jn7FC)

229 222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)

Civet cats. Not that it makes it any better.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

230 I didn't know Kimbo Slice died!

Dang... he was a real character.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:52 PM (3NbUO)

231 Alright, tea-picking monkeys are one thing, but coffee-pooping monkeys? That deteriorated quickly.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (O8WFE)

232 I know what scissoring is, and I understand why the gals do it (and generally approve), but I know not why gaymen do what they do, and I don't care.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (cY3LT)


That's where I am, too. I can kinda see the point scissoring - sort of - but the other? I got nothin' here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (WDxUi)

233 As he boards the plane for his final departure from the US, can someone please give him a stiff boot in the ass?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (VPvxh)

234 know what scissoring is, and I understand why the gals do it (and generally approve), but I know not why gaymen do what they do, and I don't care.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (cY3LT


Huh, quite the reverse for me. No clue what lesbians do or why. Seems pointless and gross.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (AMdBG)

235 222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)


I thought it was pooped out by cats. Although they couldn't pick it, due to a lack of opposable thumbs.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

236 208

I hat fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (aS1PU)

Bumbledorf brother of Dumbledorf Manager of the monkey cage

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (JFO2v)

237 Let's see. "I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys. You see, it provides them with gainful employment and dignity in their lives. Rather than being forced into some cage or enduring the dangers of the wilderness, they may enjoy the life of the noble farm-worker. A very important cause I think."

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (mX8Vr)

238 222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)

Ok, nope. That's fucking gross.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (mX8Vr)

239 Pretty much everyone else has for years, she'd have to be an ignorant fool not to.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (cY3LT)

I would imagine MI5 would have kept her informed so she could potentially minimize embarrassment.
Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (WDxUi)


I firmly believe her most fervent wish is to outlive her children.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (cY3LT)

240 81 Willowed
This display is what you get when you allow 18 year olds to vote in Federal elections.


We could solve a lot of problems with two simple rules.

1. let everyone vote, but your vote is multiplied by your age so a 50yo gets twice the vote of a 25yo

2. But first subtract out all the years spent as a dependent of parent, government, prison, etc. (maybe prison counts double) and you can't vote on those dependent years no matter how much non-dependent years you have.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (LWu6U)

241 222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)


I can see the attraction. I'd pay top dollar for that coffee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (WDxUi)

242 Insomniac... Thanks for that.... I can't stand coffee myself.... If I wanted something that tastes burnt I would cook

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (TyVii)

243 Monkeys picking tea leaves
Eating one out of every six leaves
Monkey runs screaming through the trees
From the caffeine high.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (84LPL)

244 Kim Thayil. Played guitar for Soundgarden.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (xPl2J)

245 233 As he boards the plane for his final departure from the US, can someone please give him a stiff boot in the ass?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (VPvxh)

I got some old 10 and half luchesse I do not mind get some brit shit on

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (JFO2v)

246 Martha is talking about men not wanting to have one on one meetings with women in the age of me too. What the fuck did people expect? Any man who has a meeting with a woman in any situation where he could be accused of anything is an idiot. Always have witnesses. Always.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (gC2IV)

247 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)
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Civet cats. Not that it makes it any better.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
~~~~~

Game of Telephone at the HQ!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (NtglE)

248
Willowed

This display is what you get when you allow 18 year olds to vote in Federal elections.

And yes, I was an 18 year old voter at one time, without 24 hour news, twitter, facebook and the internet. And I can honestly say I was better informed regarding candidates than the 18 year olds of today. Today's 18 year old has likely NEVER had a job, can barely drive, can hardly handle any kind of responsibility outside of keeping their cell phone in the back pocket, have been raised on a television reality show world with parents who want to be their friend, not their parent. Yes, the exceptions are there, but even the military boot camp officers are finding 18 year olds to be babies compared to 20 years ago.

People wonder how American hating idiots like those showcased in this press conference get elected, the answer is the under 25 voter.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FMlhO)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (

--------

I was eighteen and first voted in 1978. I contributed to the Minnesota Massacre where we threw out both Democrat Senators, Governor and most of the State Officers.

Then again, I was also a working stiff.

Posted by: rd at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (EK+Pw)

249 know what scissoring is, and I understand why the gals do it (and generally approve), but I know not why gaymen do what they do, and I don't care.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (cY3LT


Huh, quite the reverse for me. No clue what lesbians do or why. Seems pointless and gross.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (AMdBG)


Heh, you said pointless.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (cY3LT)

250 I heard PronHub has a few hundred thousand educational videos on what lesbians do.

I guess I could make the sacrifice and go find out. If I really have to. Oh, I'll take one for the team. I'll report back next month.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (O8WFE)

251 I thought the poop coffee was coffee made from beans picked from the excrement of a civet cat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (n5NRb)

252 @CarpeDonktum

UPDATE

I have heard back from @BuzzFeed and they have decided to run the story WITHOUT including my name.

Thank you for making the right decision.

My family thanks you as well.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

253 242 Insomniac... Thanks for that.... I can't stand coffee myself.... If I wanted something that tastes burnt I would cook
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (TyVii)

I like covfefe just fine, but coffee excreted from the ass of a small, furry mammal? Hell no.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

254 These leaks are unrelated to the diplomatic cables which sparked Trump's anger and Darroch's departure.

Wanna bet?

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (Y9zp1)

255
Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)

Civet coffee is cat poop coffee.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (TAmPV)

256 198 KIMBO SLICE!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (xPJvm)

10 out of 10 eggplant emojis mounting my wife back in 2007.

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (ym5eo)

257 You wanna have some fun?

Look up Robert Mueller's middle name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (miE9U)

258 I Googled it. It's actually Civet Cats, being vomited out by monkeys.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (O8WFE)

259 251 I thought the poop coffee was coffee made from beans picked from the excrement of a civet cat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (n5NRb)


Great alternative to coding for unemployed journalists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (WDxUi)

260 Yeah my son wouldn't even go feed the frickin neighbor's cat because I said her sometimes college age guest might be there. He's 15 and said he didn't need an accusation in 30 years.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (AMdBG)

261 Can they teach those monkeys to pick anything else?

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

262 Has Buttigieg announced Kaepernick's spot in his Cabinet? If elected...

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (Y9zp1)

263
Trump tweeted an invitation for people to go back, and the response from the lefties is about which American citizens to forcefully deport.



They really aren't good with the 'comprehension' thing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (1Z64M)

264 222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)


Wait, so the monkeys eat the cat poop, then vomit out the coffee beans?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

265
I don't drink tea, but I might want to buy that to show people and claim that I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (mX8Vr)

Here ya go! It's a little spendy.

https://tinyurl.com/y29z8zgz

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (RTWw4)

266 I had some coffee from Hardee's once that tasted like cat piss.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (UdKB7)

267 260 Yeah my son wouldn't even go feed the frickin neighbor's cat because I said her sometimes college age guest might be there. He's 15 and said he didn't need an accusation in 30 years.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (AMdBG)

The Pence rule at an early age. Sad when 15 year old dudes have to miss out on possible memories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (n5NRb)

268 262 Has Buttigieg announced Kaepernick's spot in his Cabinet? If elected...
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (Y9zp1)


Well, we know he won't have Kamala Harris in the same position she was in with Willie Brown.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (WDxUi)

269 Civets are weird. Almost cats, but not quite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (3NbUO)

270 265
I don't drink tea, but I might want to buy that to show people and claim that I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (mX8Vr)

Here ya go! It's a little spendy.

https://tinyurl.com/y29z8zgz
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (RTWw4)

What a relief, it's not actually the cat poop thing.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (mX8Vr)

271 Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (O8WFE)

Just give me a warning, I hate vomiting on the keyboard.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (AMdBG)

272 Kim Thayil. Played guitar for Soundgarden.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (xPl2J)

OK.

I'm in.

Posted by: golfman at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (OE84+)

273 Civit cat coffee is completely different you guys.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (RTWw4)

274 I have heard back from @BuzzFeed and they have decided to run the story WITHOUT including my name.

Of course, leaks do happen...

Posted by: @BuzzFeed at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (Y9zp1)

275 Copy and paste fail. Take 2:

258 I Googled it. It's actually Civet Cats, being vomited out by monkeys.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (O8WFE)


Wait, so the monkeys eat the cat poop, then vomit out the coffee beans?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

276 Wait, so the monkeys eat the cat poop, then vomit out the coffee beans?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (sdi6R)


This just keeps getting better and better. Oh you gourmets!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (WDxUi)

277 I hat fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF

-----

I'll assume "f*cking" is being used here as an adjective, not a verb.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (Y4EXg)

278 Andrew was outed the first go-round. Pictures and everything. It's been known for years.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (NtglE)


Honestly, I think the brits are OK with this as long as the kids are not subjects of the realm. In fact, I think it is encouraged.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (LWu6U)

279 People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.


That's a selling point?


As a positive, it appears there's one more occupation for Vox writers besides coding.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (sLicW)

280 Well, we know he won't have Kamala Harris in the same position she was in with Willie Brown.

brb...

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (Y9zp1)

281 There's a strain of marijuana called "Cat Piss."

Or so I've heard. From friends. Besides, I live in CO. They have ads for that shit here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (O8WFE)

282 273 Civit cat coffee is completely different you guys.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (RTWw4)

Wait, is this: sarcasm, endorsement or nit picking?

Or all three?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (n5NRb)

283 277 I hat fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF

-----

I'll assume "f*cking" is being used here as an adjective, not a verb.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (Y4EXg)

I'm not sure the existence of a fucking monkey makes things better.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (mX8Vr)

284 281 There's a strain of marijuana called "Cat Piss."

Or so I've heard. From friends. Besides, I live in CO. They have ads for that shit here.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (O8WFE)

Do you trip balls and hallucinate scenes from "Heavy Metal"?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

285 I hate fucking flying monkeys.

Posted by: the Scarecrow at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (UdKB7)

286 dagny, you have raised a well informed and critical thinking son. Bless you , Lady

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (84LPL)

287 >>>You wanna have some fun?

Look up Robert Mueller's middle name.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (miE9U)


Is it "Penis?" It's gotta be Penis, right?

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (q177U)

288 This just keeps getting better and better. Oh you gourmets!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (WDxUi)

When is it proper to use 'gourmand'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (n5NRb)

289 Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (O8WFE)

Wait, so the monkeys eat the cat poop, then vomit out the coffee beans?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (sdi6R)


...and get the cat skins for nothin!

Posted by: Bob Mould at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (cY3LT)

290 261 Can they teach those monkeys to pick anything else?
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

There is a bar in Japan with monkey waiters. I think they mostly just throw the food at you though.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (LWu6U)

291 277 I hat fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF

-----

I'll assume "f*cking" is being used here as an adjective, not a verb.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (Y4EXg)

ok yeah if you say

Posted by: AIDS patient zero at July 15, 2019 08:02 PM (JFO2v)

292 Lily... Thanks for expanding my horizons. I had no idea that was a thing

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 08:02 PM (TyVii)

293 290 261 Can they teach those monkeys to pick anything else?
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

There is a bar in Japan with monkey waiters. I think they mostly just throw the food at you though.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (LWu6U)

Applebees??

Posted by: AIDS patient zero at July 15, 2019 08:02 PM (JFO2v)

294 Da Roach did that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

295 Is it "Penis?" It's gotta be Penis, right?

I was going with Sipper myself.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 08:03 PM (Y9zp1)

296 I hate fucking flying monkeys.
Posted by: the Scarecrow

----

It's so hard to stay on top of them while they fly!

I prefer fucking monkeys while they're safely on the ground.

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:03 PM (ry4Ms)

297 Philly Inquirer reports U. of Penn. paid Joey Bidet 900k for two years' work. Nobody knows what his job is.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:04 PM (3o++7)

298 >>>I'm not sure the existence of a fucking monkey makes things better.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (mX8Vr)

In many ways this is the story of...

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 08:04 PM (q177U)

299 ok yeah if you say
Posted by: AIDS patient zero at July 15, 2019 08:02 PM (JFO2v)

I worked with a couple guys who had escaped Cuba. They had evidently been in the army stationed in some African hell hole.

Some scary/cringeworthy stories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (n5NRb)

300 180 Honestly, Been drinking bourbon for ~50 years, and in my experience and opinion anybody who has a gimmick probably doesn't have a very good whiskey.
Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM

***

**hides can of cinnamon**
Walks quietly away...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (axyOa)

As you should. But I'll still drink with ya, just not that stuff. Free country & all.

Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (2taY5)

301 296 I hate fucking flying monkeys.
Posted by: the Scarecrow

----

It's so hard to stay on top of them while they fly!

I prefer fucking monkeys while they're safely on the ground.

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:03 PM (ry4Ms)

*unrolls scroll and starts to read*

Where I come from we have people that fuck monkeys

*wipes brow*

we call them monkeys fuckers

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (JFO2v)

302 dagney- At least the kid is learning fast, but tis a shame it's like this as 30 years ago you would have had to chain him up like a dog to keep him away.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (BbGew)

303 Good ol' 'Lunchbucket Joe'!

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (3o++7)

304 Civet coffee is a joke.

It was always overpriced. But it was a premium product. Wild civets eat only the best, ripest coffee cherries from the good Indonesian plants. It's good, if not worth the money. And there's a VERY limited supply.

But once Manhattan wine moms just HAD to have it as a status symbol, Indonesians started caging civets and force feeding them Robusto and other low quality beans with no quality control.

Now you can get better coffee at Costco. It's just a name and an enormous pricetag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (3NbUO)

305 302 dagney- At least the kid is learning fast, but tis a shame it's like this as 30 years ago you would have had to chain him up like a dog to keep him away.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (BbGew)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (n5NRb)

306 297 Philly Inquirer reports U. of Penn. paid Joey Bidet 900k for two years' work. Nobody knows what his job is.
Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:04 PM (3o++7)

https://www.inquirer.com/news/
joe-biden-penn-salary-lectures-20190712.html



probably lectures about the high cost of tuition

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (LWu6U)

307 I worked with a couple guys who had escaped Cuba. They had evidently been in the army stationed in some African hell hole.



Some scary/cringeworthy stories.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (n5NRb)

Probably Angola. Castro sent troops there to help the communist government fight a rebellion.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (xPl2J)

308 Wait, so the monkeys eat the cat poop, then vomit out the coffee beans?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (sdi6R)


I want those monkeys that eat shit and vomit out cash.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 08:07 PM (aS1PU)

309 "297 Philly Inquirer reports U. of Penn. paid Joey Bidet 900k for two years' work. Nobody knows what his job is.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:04 PM (3o++7) "



Same job TFG's wife had at U of C - - -

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 08:07 PM (MtUPF)

310 Now you can get better coffee at Costco. It's just a name and an enormous pricetag.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (3NbUO)

So, was it good? What difference would passing through the digestive tract of a small furry critter have on the flavor of coffee?

Or was it more about the selection process of the cat than anything else?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:07 PM (n5NRb)

311 305 302 dagney- At least the kid is learning fast, but tis a shame it's like this as 30 years ago you would have had to chain him up like a dog to keep him away.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (BbGew)

This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (n5NRb)

Another toll of the bell for male-female relations.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:07 PM (mX8Vr)

312 U. of Penn is Donald Trump's alma mater.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 08:08 PM (xPl2J)

313 Our "special relationship" with the UK has gone to hell in the last 2 years
But has improved significantly with the smirks and Russkies

Posted by: Kurt at July 15, 2019 08:08 PM (4Rd1P)

314 I had friend that was a former Marine fighter pilot in WW11 that had an "organic" apple orchard.


=======


You thought you'd sneak World Wars 3-10 past us, eh?

[Sorry, funny type ....]

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

315 typo dammit!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (WqPYg)

316 Applebees lol. I hate that place.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (3o++7)

317 "Philly Inquirer reports U. of Penn. paid Joey Bidet 900k for two years' work. Nobody knows what his job is"

Fundraiser. Sweet gig, all you have to do is go to cocktail parties and annoy people.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (4thlk)

318 314 I had friend that was a former Marine fighter pilot in WW11 that had an "organic" apple orchard.


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You thought you'd sneak World Wars 3-10 past us, eh?

[Sorry, funny type ....]
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

This blog has more than its fair share of time travelers. Don't be rude to them. It's declasse to comment on it.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (mX8Vr)

319 304
It was always overpriced. But it was a premium product. Wild civets eat only the best, ripest coffee cherries from the good Indonesian plants. It's good, if not worth the money. And there's a VERY limited supply.

But once Manhattan wine moms just HAD to have it as a status symbol, Indonesians started caging civets and force feeding them Robusto and other low quality beans with no quality control.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (3NbUO)


Great. Those poor civets.

Is there anything upper middle class liberals can't screw up?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

320 Plugs Biden's fees are factored into the cost of a student loan.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (84LPL)

321 Or was it more about the selection process of the cat than anything else?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:07 PM (n5NRb)

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People with a better palate than me swear it makes a difference, but I always suspected it was a function of the civets being finicky and high maintenance, myself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (3NbUO)

322
Great. Those poor civets.

Is there anything upper middle class liberals can't screw up?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

Their spouses apparently, because by the grace of God there's a limited number of them.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (mX8Vr)

323 297 Philly Inquirer reports U. of Penn. paid Joey Bidet 900k for two years' work. Nobody knows what his job is.



Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:04 PM (3o++7) "


======


Fetching Moochelle Obama coffee for her no-show high-paying job?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (WqPYg)

324 at her Kids and Grandkids and said 'Nope, uh uh, no way, can't give THEM power'.

Should've kept up the Corgis.

Posted by: DaveA at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (FhXTo)

325 316 Applebees lol. I hate that place.


You know who hung out at Applebees....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (1Z64M)

326 I hate monkeys

Posted by: The Football That Still Isn't Pregnant at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (8AONa)

327 191 People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (RTWw4)


I'm not a complete tea geek, but I know that tea, and I don't think people actually think that's true. Maybe something resembling that happened once, but...
See also: Iron Goddess tea.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (ed8K1)

328 Great. Those poor civets.

Is there anything upper middle class liberals can't screw up?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

To be fair, it sounds like it was already screwed up, they just caused it to become organized.

So, pretty much socialism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (n5NRb)

329 The shit that one can learn during only a single day with the Horde is absolutely amazing.


Anybody want some coffee.

Only the freshest.

Trust me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (cqNba)

330 328 Great. Those poor civets.

Is there anything upper middle class liberals can't screw up?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

To be fair, it sounds like it was already screwed up, they just caused it to become organized.

So, pretty much socialism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (n5NRb)

Liberalism: the organized propagation of dysfunction.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (mX8Vr)

331 This blog has more than its fair share of time travelers. Don't be rude to them. It's declasse to comment on it.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (mX8Vr)


=======

Heh. I'll keep that in mind from now on ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:12 PM (WqPYg)

332 329 The shit that one can learn during only a single day with the Horde is absolutely amazing.


Anybody want some coffee.

Only the freshest.

Trust me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (cqNba)

*wipes cats ass*

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 08:12 PM (JFO2v)

333 I think I'll stick with Black Rifle.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

334 "Is there anything upper middle class liberals can't screw up?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R) "



Probably not.
Scientists are still looking, just in case, but it's hard to win against simple Newtonian physics.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 08:13 PM (MtUPF)

335 It's so hard to stay on top of them while they fly!

I prefer fucking monkeys while they're safely on the ground.

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:03 PM (ry4Ms)

*unrolls scroll and starts to read*

Where I come from we have people that fuck monkeys

*wipes brow*

we call them monkeys fuckers
Posted by: rhennigantx

----

Let's see the Munchkinland coroner make a song out of one of them monkeys when I'm done with it!

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:13 PM (ry4Ms)

336 I missed all today's incisive commentary about The Squat.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:13 PM (3o++7)

337 329
The shit that one can learn during only a single day with the Horde is absolutely amazing ...

======


This! I just told my wife that yesterday ... how much I learn from the commenters here -- and have visited daily for 4+ years.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:13 PM (WqPYg)

338

Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."




Kim Darby was the worst of the lot.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:13 PM (UGae2)

339 " This blog has more than its fair share of time travelers. Don't be rude to them. It's declasse to comment on it.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (mX8Vr) "


?????

Posted by: Dr Who at July 15, 2019 08:14 PM (cqNba)

340 Anyone ever tried coffee filtered through egg shells? I have heard it removes a lot of the bitterness- which is one of the reasons I have never been a huge fan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:14 PM (n5NRb)

341 First Kim I think of is Kim Novak. Then Philby. Then there's the scene in "The Fourth Protocol" where Pierce Brosnan caps Philby. That
was awesome.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2019 08:14 PM (Pqytn)

342 Queen's laid back, sippin' on gin n' juice...

Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2019 08:15 PM (RuIsu)

343 kallisto, don't you just love it. The Squat .

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 08:15 PM (84LPL)

344 You know who hung out at Applebees....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (1Z64M)


=========


No, but based on phrasing I'm going to go with Anderson Cooper or Don LeMon ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (WqPYg)

345 I want those monkeys that eat shit and vomit out cash.
Posted by: DR.WTF

----

Horses do the exact opposite: eat cash and then turn it into shit.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (Y4EXg)

346 That right there should tell you it's all a lie. No
American media outfit would leak information that was harmful to the
country.


Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Grannymimi at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (u5LFV)

347 The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (EgshT)

348 347 The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (EgshT)

Well if they're still peeved about it, clearly we didn't get all of them.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (mX8Vr)

349
The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.


Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (EgshT)

those were mostly Germans I think.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (n13/j)

350 Wait, is this: sarcasm, endorsement or nit picking?

Or all three?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (n5NRb)
Just doing my part to keep this smart military blog accurate.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (RTWw4)

351 333 I think I'll stick with Black Rifle.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

The beans first get fermented in the urethra of a... well, never mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

352 So....

How did the Fab Four do during their press conference this afternoon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (cqNba)

353 Ok, fuckit. Just re bury me under a parking lot. Bloody wankers.



Posted by: Richard the Lion Heart



----



I was the guy under the parking lot, you bloody frog!



Posted by: Richard III at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (ry4Ms)


Or a car park as they call it in Limeyland

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (UGae2)

354 Nood Flake.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (pgXNG)

355 The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says...

----

Battle of Trenton?

Weren't those Prussians?

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (ry4Ms)

356 How did the Fab Four do during their press conference this afternoon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (cqNba)


I think Ringo was drunk

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:18 PM (UGae2)

357 The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says...



----



Battle of Trenton?



Weren't those Prussians?





Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (ry4Ms)


Hessians

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:18 PM (UGae2)

358 343.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:19 PM (3o++7)

359 "The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas. "

?

Posted by: The Hessians at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (UdKB7)

360 The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.


Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (EgshT)


Those were Hessians. And Merkel is still shaken by that event.

Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (Y8PSl)

361 Hessians - rhymes with Chechens

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (Pqytn)

362 Also, the guy I who gave me civet coffee was an odd case. He had a selection of the world's finest coffees, but he was as far from a wine mom as it's possible to be... a (very, very good) blacksmith, and total hillbilly badass. Never saw him wear anything but overalls except for when he went to the school for his kid. But an absolute elitist about coffee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (3NbUO)

363 I've known a few weeks Creepy Uncle Joe is/Was on the UofPa payroll, Leftists know how to funnel cash up the scale.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 08:22 PM (BbGew)

364 The sourcing/reporting on this is a little weak. BUT would be funny if true since 95% of the British establishment has been pretending Trump complaining about this guy is functionally equivalent to punching the queen in nose.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (dYe5S)

365 Weren't those Prussians?

Eh, never could tell those Euros apart.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (EgshT)

366 This blog has more than its fair share of time travelers. Don't be rude to them. It's declasse to comment on it.

-
Napoleon called me a "dirty time traveler" on the morning of Waterloo. I punched him so hard he didn't get it together to launch his attack until the afternoon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)

367 You know who hung out at Applebees....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (1Z64M)

The guy that didn't know how to cook a steak?

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

368 another f'ed up f'er messing with my POTUS.

be gone!

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 15, 2019 09:05 PM (7XTTI)

369 Bitch needs to be punished.

Posted by: Donna the Dominatrix at July 15, 2019 09:23 PM (ufFY8)

370 is ass in a federal lockup, next time he sets his $2,500 bespoke shoes on US soil. Ray Brook NY would feel like Scotland to this posh.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (FcA5n)

Posh what??

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 10:04 PM (bgJ0E)

Democrat Presidential Candidate Jay Inslee Says He'll Ask Megan Rapinoe to Serve as Secretary of State, if Elected

This is a roundabout way of saying he won't be elected.

But you gotta get your #WokeScore high enough to make the next debate!


Washington Gov. Jay Inslee (D) said Saturday that if he is elected president, he will ask soccer player Megan Rapinoe to be his secretary of state.


He said at the progressive Netroots Nation conference that one of his first acts as president would be to get a secretary of State who embraces world unity and "love rather than hate" as he rebuked President Trump's foreign policy.

"My first act will be to ask Megan Rapinoe to be my secretary of State," he said. "I haven't asked her yet, so this could be a surprise to her."

If she says no, ask one of the 15-year-old boys who beat her team.

Oh, and here's an update to the Squad press conference: Ilhan Omar refuses to say she's not pro-Al Qaeda, as if it's some kind of loaded question.



She also said that "Muslims will no longer" denounce terrorism, so as not to give "dignification" to the question of whether they support terrorism or not.

Cool clock, bro.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:20 PM




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1
Of what country, Tihada?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)

2 hi!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:21 PM (sy5kK)

3 Sure playing kick ball is a stepping stone to VP

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (O2RFr)

4 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

5 I'm shocked someone actually asked that... How did that get passed the censors?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (O2RFr)

6 I called them from downstairs...

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:23 PM (a0IVu)

7 As a lifelong resident of Washington State, I hereby apologize to all Americans for Jay Inslee.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:23 PM (sy5kK)

8
I nominate the corrupt senator Jesus Braunschweiger...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)

9 Is that a sales pitch or a warning?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (pw+jk)

10 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (1XAal)

11 The skinny one shouldn't be out of bed, what with the fresh skull fracture dressing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (C1Lsn)

12 Marianne Williamson for UN Ambassador.

She will make sure love trumps hate.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (haWye)

13 She could have said, "of course not" to make Trump look foolish but she didn't. Curious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (jUVms)

14 4 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)


She looks like the Staypuft Tampon Lady...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

15 Rapinoe's first trip at SoS can be to Iran. See how that works out for her.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (VWp7G)

16 Send Rapino, as SecState to lands where they make gheys fly off buildings.

Smooth move Ex-Lax.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (FE+I8)

17 I even apologize to some Russians, and most Canadians.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

18 She's got that Aryan look going on.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (UdKB7)

19 AOC looks pretty white from here

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (1XAal)

20 Boy, I bet David French feels pretty silly right about now.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (M08vB)

21 13 She could have said, "of course not" to make Trump look foolish but she didn't. Curious.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (jUVms)



Not enough sunrise in her taqqiya today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)

22 1 roped the whole Fucking DemoCRAZY Party in to defending 4 people who are disliked more than Explosive Diarrhea

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)

23 I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (JcXHH)

24 Aww, Hadji from Jonny Quest is all grown up!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (HmZuC)

25 I miss Stuttering John showing up at press conferences.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (xPl2J)

26 20 Boy, I bet David French feels pretty silly right about now.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (M08vB)


He lacks self-awareness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

27 Talk about Girly-Man trolling.... and shameless I'll wear the Red Dress Tonight girlz pandering...

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (bCLt0)

28 Well, I think Inslee is a bit mistaken, because I see a lot of self-regard and hatred of the US by Rapinoe.

Other than that, I'm sure she'd be as good an SoS as Lurch was.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (qC1Sy)

29 Omar says our troops in Mogadishu were the real terrorists, even though they saved her life and the lives of all her brother/husbands.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (Ndje9)

30 She looks like the Staypuft Tampon Lady...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

LMAO. She looks unstable, like she could tip over ass over kettle

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

31 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC


Why hasn't someone beat that bitch with a mop handle for the shame she keeps bringing to her family?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (FE+I8)

32 Cue the normal Dem talking points about "experience" they always trot out when Republicans bring in someone from industry (though in those cases the industry is usually at least *related* ...).

I'll wait.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (I2dne)

33 25 I miss Stuttering John showing up at press conferences.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (xPl2J)


I miss Andrew Breitbart showing up at press conferences.

Oh man, imagine what he would do to these four slags.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

34 Is Inselee exec director of PDT reelection campaign?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

35 Cortezes Unattractive Nonamerican Team

Posted by: Tim Tim at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (/Fvo6)

36 Just...keep...talking....supervillians...

Posted by: Donald "James Bond" Trump at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (+evAm)

37 Marianne Williamson for UN Ambassador Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (+y/Ru)

38 14 4 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)


She looks like the Staypuft Tampon Lady...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

She looks like a Q-tip.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (JgA4k)

39 Like I would be a mere secretary, mutherfucker.

Posted by: Heinrich Rapino at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

40 I do not, however, apologize to any Somalians or voters in MN's 3rd district.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

41 My favorite part of the Rapinoe Rapture is the idea that it's inspirational for the #1 team of womens soccer to win a women's soccer tournament.

Who the fuck was going to win? Non-women. duh, women won. The top ranked women won, how inspirational for ... no one really.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (JziUy)

42 WTF is wrong with idiots like Inslee? I mean are you fucking serious right now? Proof your run for president is a fucking farce and you just need the money. Dope.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

43 Democrat Presidential Candidate Jay Inslee


--??????

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (S7WbR)

44 Rapinoe is just one ugly guy, that got lucky enough to have a career where his cohort is pretty ugly too.... he has a face made for radio....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (bCLt0)

45 Al-Qaeda supporting immigrants show the kind of pluck and gumption all too sadly lacking from Trumpists.

Posted by: David French at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (NkMp/)

46 20 Boy, I bet David French feels pretty silly right about now.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (M08vB)


He lacks self-awareness.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I heard that he lacks a dick.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (79p/O)

47 and remember, the squad LOVES AMERICA [small print] for what it could be.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (JziUy)

48 Because there actually is not enough narcissism in Washington...

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (H0ARx)

49 This is one of those statements that lead me to think the commies don't believe a single word of any of their bullshit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (hjaPQ)

50 Coming Soon: The Conservative Case for not Denouncing Islamic Terrorism

Posted by: El Kabong at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (M08vB)

51
I cannot believe they were stupid enough to not wait for a Friday afternoon when everyone's gone to the beach for the weekend and not listening.'

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

52 Inslee is behind Klobuchar, Williamson, and Gillibrand in some of the latest polling so right now so he has a better chance of banging Rapinoe than wining the nomination.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (x2PE6)

53
Aaaaand, right on cue:

https://tinyurl.com/y549jkma

G-d, is this guy ever a complete idiot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)

54 http://bit.ly/2GbVMBa
*********
Another Win For Judicial Watch: Kentucky to Remove Up to 250,000 Inactive Voters From Voter Registration Rolls

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (BqBId)

55 As a woman, I can honestly say I am not inspired by anyone of these slags. The only thing they seem to inspire in me is utter disgust.

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

56 David French and wine moms everywhere are so wet right now. Might need to clean up before going to watch more of the Handmaiden's Tail.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (BRpqW)

57 14 4 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)


She looks like the Staypuft Tampon Lady...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

I think she is a New Freedom lady!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

58 yeah, sorry, I didn't know their respective shitholes were that receptive to people who don't look like them.

at least europeans show up with an army not a bunch of fucking beggars.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (JziUy)

59 I have to admit, I had no idea Inslee was running.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms)

60 The left sure is selective about demanding respectable temperament, aren't they?

And what happened to the demands for compromise?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (t0Z53)

61 Jay Inslee - again with the fremdschamen.

The four whores of the apocalypse - Nancy really did an excellent job choosing the form of her destroyer.

Posted by: annem at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (Fm81C)

62 Somebody on Conservative Tree House called them the "Jihad Squad". Even though they're not all Muslims, they all want to kill America.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (+0VWg)

63 That should be "winning". Stupid keyboard.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (x2PE6)

64 I cannot believe they were stupid enough to not wait for a Friday afternoon when everyone's gone to the beach for the weekend and not listening.'

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)


It's because they think they're super important and stuff.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (aS1PU)

65 As always.... just keep talking Lefties.... Trump is the Master of Goad.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (bCLt0)

66 Who came up with, "The Squad?"

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)

67
I cannot believe they were stupid enough to not wait for a Friday afternoon when everyone's gone to the beach for the weekend and not listening.'

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

-------

If the Dems had control of their caucus, this wouldn't have happened at all. They'd have had to be satisfied with mouthing off into the void of Twitter.

But they don't.

Pelosi and her cohort are at the mercy of events.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)

68 Aaaaand, right on cue:

https://tinyurl.com/y549jkma

G-d, is this guy ever a complete idiot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++++
Must be weird being him. A non-elite elitist with no life who just serves up lukewarmtakes on Twitter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (I2dne)

69 59 I have to admit, I had no idea Inslee was running.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms)


DeBoshevik got destroyed today by the NY Post for not giving a shit about the blackout in Manhattan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

70 59 I have to admit, I had no idea Inslee was running.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms)

I thought he dropped out? Or was that swallowell from CA?

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (a0IVu)

71 Rapinoe would be . . . third, after the VP and SotH in line of succession as SoS?

She may be five miles of bad road, but she's still nowhere near 35.

Is that an issue.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (S7WbR)

72 42 WTF is wrong with idiots like Inslee? I mean are you fucking serious right now? Proof your run for president is a fucking farce and you just need the money. Dope.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (dUJdY)


Inslee is a paid tool of the WA state Leftist control machine.

I have owned Labradors with more common sense.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (sy5kK)

73 AOC has vast amount of smugness

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (1XAal)

74 Megan Rapinwhatever epitomizes out of control rage and the humiliation of opponents from countries with weaker soccer programs so I don't quite get unknown Democrat candidates point here.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (JgA4k)

75 You don't say "Salvation Army" with an intensity...

Posted by: O Mar! at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (H0ARx)

76 "This country belongs to the world."

The French Davidians are so hard right now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (O8WFE)

77 66 Who came up with, "The Squad?"
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)


They did. For me? The BOMB Squad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

78 If the Dems had control of their caucus, this wouldn't have happened at all. They'd have had to be satisfied with mouthing off into the void of Twitter.

But they don't.

Pelosi and her cohort are at the mercy of events.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++++
I saw Shattered Caucus open for LOLGF at Thunderdome later this year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (I2dne)

79 The Squat Squad

Posted by: Heinrich Rapino at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

80
They actually had a poll out that showed Rapinoe beating Trump in a head to head matchup.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (TAmPV)

81 73 AOC has vast amount of smugness
Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (1XAal)


Mostly in her bra.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

82 Trump is really something.

Today he was annoyed that some of "our side" didn't see the point of attacking these four. So he goes on Twitter to spell it out step by step for them: "See how that worked? Now the Dems are locked at the hip to these four unpopular idiots."

Tells the world exactly what he did. And nobody on the other side can process this information, for some reason. He'll do it again in a couple of weeks, and they'll fall for it then, too.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (sGnvY)

83 55 As a woman, I can honestly say I am not inspired by anyone of these slags. The only thing they seem to inspire in me is utter disgust.
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

But but but SISTERHOOD! And VUHGINUZ!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

84 50 Coming Soon: The Conservative Case for not Denouncing Islamic Terrorism
Posted by: El Kabong at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (M08vB)

The Conservative Case for Shooting Christians in Kosovo.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (JFO2v)

85 80
They actually had a poll out that showed Rapinoe beating Trump in a head to head matchup.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (TAmPV)


Well of course "THEY" did.......

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (bCLt0)

86 I find this thing where they're hateful as hell and define it as "luv" and not being hateful as hate.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (nRWPy)

87 Rapinoe would be . . . third, after the VP and SotH in line of succession as SoS?

She may be five miles of bad road, but she's still nowhere near 35.

Is that an issue.
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (S7WbR)
++++++++++++++
I don't think so. When Halfbright was SoS under Clinton, this came up and I think the assessment was "she'd be skipped in succession."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (I2dne)

88 Under-15, meaning 14 year old boys and younger.

Posted by: Bill R. at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (wzzJf)

89 I'm watching CBS News so they can explain it to me.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

90 I have to admit, I had no idea Inslee was running.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms
*********
Inslee doesn't know either

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (BqBId)

91 Methinks the woman doth protest too much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (n5NRb)

92 If nominated, I will appoint a bondage-themed RealDoll to be my Secretary of the Interior!

Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (FKi9J)

93 Who came up with, "The Squad?"
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)
---
Misheard. Somebody called the "The Squat".

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (H0ARx)

94 #83 And VUHGINUZ!!!

At least one of them is missing part of hers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (O8WFE)

95 so the old, "i'm not going to dignify that with a response while we hold a press conference to respond" gambit

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (RKQ/v)

96 in a head to head matchup.

Well, yeah she's a soccer player, all they do is head the ball, kick and shop for strap ons.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (nRWPy)

97 also, is there anyone in real life as hateful as a liberal?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (JziUy)

98 69 59 I have to admit, I had no idea Inslee was running.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms)


DeBoshevik got destroyed today by the NY Post for not giving a shit about the blackout in Manhattan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

70k in black out out of 7 million is collateral damage.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

99 If nominated, I will appoint a bondage-themed RealDoll to be my Secretary of the Interior!
Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (FKi9J)
++++++++++
Might get my vote. An inanimate cabinet minister couldn't do any damage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (I2dne)

100 The squad looked and acted like a group of high school girls. Who actually takes them seriously?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (gC2IV)

101 SoS is an elected official in Washington State. Only way to appoint her is if the present SoS, Kim Wyman(R) is assassinated. Yeah, he is probably up for it.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (LGo6U)

102 So, a female caliphate would be a caliphatah?


Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (iEXgF)

103 66 Who came up with, "The Squad?"
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)


Their pimp.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

104 If you don't support al qaida you are a racist and unamerican!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (dNzKv)

105 Then, shouldn't Trump stop denouncing racists, to not dignificaticize them calling him a racis'?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (1Z64M)

106 Jeffrey Epstein will head his Department of Education.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (WCSNO)

107 dagney- my sediments on every sign of Hate Has No Home Here that I see.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (BbGew)

108 98
70k in black out out of 7 million is collateral damage.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

It was the Upper West Side of Manhattan, not Staten Island. Big difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

109 80
They actually had a poll out that showed Rapinoe beating Trump in a head to head matchup.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (TAmPV)


Depends on what your definition of head is.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (iEXgF)

110 Brian Cates @drawandstrike
11m
Note how no other House Reps were there, just the Justice D lunatics.

They are cut off. The House Dem leadership treasury is now closed to them.

But these idiots insist on pressing ahead.

Despite the terror attack in Washington and now on camera Omar can't condemn AQ.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (BqBId)

111 Just wow!

How deep in the bubble, far, far away from normal Americans do you have to be to say, "let's let these crazies be the face of our party?"

Lol at "muslims around the world have heard that (go back to where you came from)"

Pray tell, who is telling that to muslins in Saudi Arabia, the Jews who were there before the muslins?
Wait, they can't: They've been killed or driven out.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (k81AA)

112 Most of these dem candidates are just wasting everyones time. There needs to be some kind of "test" they need to pass before even announcing they are running. Oh yeah that's right, it's called an IQ test.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (dUJdY)

113 106 Jeffrey Epstein will head his Department of Education.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (WCSNO)


Child Protective Services...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)

114 74 Megan Rapinwhatever epitomizes out of control rage and the humiliation of opponents from countries with weaker soccer programs so I don't quite get unknown Democrat candidates point here.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (JgA4k)

--Cockiness is kinda an American thing. I have no issues with that.

The thing is, most of the rest of the world just doesn't care much about chick football (i.e., they care as much as we care about *men's* footie). If they did, the USA might get rolled in that sport.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (S7WbR)

115 100 The squad looked and acted like a group of high school girls. Who actually takes them seriously?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (gC2IV)


No one of course... even their voting base just votes for them because Trump....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (bCLt0)

116 Inslee needed a new gimmick.

His schtick is that climate change is super important and we need to do something about it!

Because no one else was paying attention.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (ZfRYq)

117 Omar is guilty of sedition as a MINIMUM.
Remove and Replace, and probably start looking at any and all close associates.

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (EYD5h)

118 I suspect AOC has been sexually assaulted by another Democrat since being elected to Congress.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)

119 92 If nominated, I will appoint a bondage-themed RealDoll to be my Secretary of the Interior!
Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (FKi9J)



A good role for AOC there.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (ujg0T)

120 What does a secretary of state do, fetch the coffee?

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (hoB5A)

121 "Who actually takes them seriously?"

Why wouldn't you? Donald Trump is a racist.

Posted by: CBS Evening Nuze at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

122 These women totally support the National Socialist Democratic American Party, and don't you forget it. And they act that way too!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (VNmG1)

123 Vote democrat party! They want to clip all your clits. VOTE democrat.


If you don't they gonna clip all your clits.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (pw+jk)

124 Gunbitch Diplomacy.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (Dh1wo)

125 Who came up with, "The Squad?"
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)


They did. For me? The BOMB Squad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Don't say "bomb" around a muslim.
They may go off.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (FE+I8)

126 And he'll make Mega McCain Sec Def.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

127 The Fraud Squad

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (Ndje9)

128 The first thing I will ask as SoS is where Peruvia is located on a map.

Posted by: Megan Rapinho at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (EgshT)

129 *quiet time at the Squad press conf*

*reporter*

Raise your hand if you have a intact clit.

*3 raise hand*

So I will report that as all four.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

130 Which candidate will be the first to promise to fly the isis flag above the White House?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (dNzKv)

131
The Firing Squad...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)

132 We laugh but these woman are representative of the America that is to be.

It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (LT7mn)

133 Honestly, which one was Jay Inslee? The name sounds familiar...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (n5NRb)

134 Please keep talking Left.... the louder the better.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

135
The Taxi Squad

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (TAmPV)

136
--Cockiness is kinda an American thing. I have no issues with that.

The thing is, most of the rest of the world just doesn't care much about chick football (i.e., they care as much as we care about *men's* footie). If they did, the USA might get rolled in that sport.

Fair enough but I'm a proponent of acting like like you've done it before when it comes to goal celebrations.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (JgA4k)

137 Re: Jay Inslee

Looks like a love child of Bill Kristol and... Mitt Romney?

Governor of Washington.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (n5NRb)

138 108 98
70k in black out out of 7 million is collateral damage.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

It was the Upper West Side of Manhattan, not Staten Island. Big difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

We have 70k without power here in Houston weekly. It is call bad checks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

139 132 We laugh but these woman are representative of the America that is to be.

It's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (LT7mn)


Or the high water mark of the 100-years madness. If only we can take back every fucking classroom in America. Forever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)

140 Note well, she had plenty of time as she made her way to the mic to formulate her response.

She deliberately refused.

What is that when someone doesn't answer a simple question?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (k81AA)

141 If nominated, I pledge that all of my judicial nominations will be drawn from
the WNBA. I'm not shamelessly pandering to a country that doesn't know I exist. This is my very serious, well considered policy position. Momma, wow, I'm a big boy now.

Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (FKi9J)

142 Go use your shithole policies on your shithole of origin then you can come back when you've achieved shithole utopia.

Of course once you achieve shithole utopia all the other shitholers are going to rush your shithole borders.
That should make maintaining shithole utopia rather difficult and turn it back into shithole untopia.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (nRWPy)

143 I'm watching CBS News so they can explain it to me.
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (UdKB7)


There's been a host of programs on the Apollo missions on TV. I saw one yesterday that said when Apollo 12 astronauts were setting up the new color camera, it got pointed at the sun and burned out. CBS switched over to 2 guys in a studio wearing cheap knockoff astronaut suits walking around scooping up dirt. It was obviously fake.

CBS faking news since 1969 (at least).

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (aS1PU)

144 Other nations will send 14 year old boys to engage her in world-level negotiations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (DIDiA)

145 All four of The Squad spell it 'hampster.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (1Z64M)

146

Hit Squad

https://youtu.be/koQ7nfktBSU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (aKsyK)

147 115 100 The squad looked and acted like a group of high school girls. Who actually takes them seriously?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (gC2IV)


I would expect my high school girls to have practiced their lines better than these ignoramuses.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (iEXgF)

148 133 Honestly, which one was Jay Inslee? The name sounds familiar...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (n5NRb)


The one with the dog collar and leash.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (bCLt0)

149 This was a force recon by Trump that found the enemy HQ, fuel dump, and secreted armory. This will be out of the media tomorrow.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (pw+jk)

150 Why not Rapinoe? We have had so many covertly anti-American Secretaries of State how about one that is honest about it?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (1L9V9)

151 Who came up with, "The Squad?"

I was hoping for the Bod Squad, but I see from the picture...nope.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (C78No)

152 Megan Rapinoe will make a wonderful ambassador for America. She just oozes charm.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

153 110 Brian Cates @drawandstrike
11m
Note how no other House Reps were there, just the Justice D lunatics.

They are cut off. The House Dem leadership treasury is now closed to them.
------------------


And better yet, the Corporate Press is still leading with them, so they can't hide their hate nor their stupidity.

The Squad is the herpes of the Democrat party.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

154 Someone should have asked her if she was Pro-American. I bet she would have refused to answer that too.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)

155 No one says "Grade School" with an intensity.

Posted by: O Mar! at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (H0ARx)

156 138
We have 70k without power here in Houston weekly. It is call bad checks.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)


UWS of Manhattan is where all the wealthy hard left donors live.

Staten Island is blue collar and GOP. All the outer boroughs are given short shrift. Ignore Manhattan at your political peril. And his smug attitude was totally tone deaf and not appreciated either.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (zBaqJ)

157 Jay Inslee Says He'll Ask Megan Rapinoe to Serve as Secretary of State

This serious, serious man was governor of a major state?!

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (C78No)

158 If they claim to have come up with, "The Squad," themselves, then it must have been their handlers.

As LeftCoast Dawg says, above.

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (jY3BZ)

159 We should amend the constitution so Omar can run. Or she can just run and claim racism if anyone points out she wasn't born in the US.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (dNzKv)

160 If Inslee gets elected President, I'll become a Muslim.

But I'm not worried.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (WDxUi)

161 AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS!

Posted by: AOC at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (hjaPQ)

162 154 Someone should have asked her if she was Pro-American. I bet she would have refused to answer that too.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)

Also because, racist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (n5NRb)

163 118 I suspect AOC has been sexually assaulted by another Democrat since being elected to Congress.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)

I suspect she fucked her brother.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

164 UWS of Manhattan is where all the wealthy hard left donors live.


Kurt?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (1Z64M)

165 126 And he'll make Mega McCain Sec Def.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)


Sec of the USDA

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (NWiLs)

166 Trump raised 108 million in the second quarter..the Dems keep this up, his 3rd quarter fundraising will shatter all records.

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

167 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

Cut her some slack. Most Islamic women think the height of fashion is a black Hefty Bag covering.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (m79Dg)

168
AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS!

Posted by: AOC at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (hjaPQ)


Sorry...hic

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (TAmPV)

169 161 AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS!
Posted by: AOC at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (hjaPQ)

I agree. There are many more bountiful examples of the fine female form. This is the age of the Internet, after all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (n5NRb)

170 A serious Democrat challenger would burn an American flag on stage during the debate.

This clown isn't a true Democrat until he shows me his bonafides.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (FsmiF)

171 120 What does a secretary of state do, fetch the coffee?
Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (hoB5A)

That boy would be getting us coffee.

Posted by: Joe B talking to Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

172 164 UWS of Manhattan is where all the wealthy hard left donors live.


Kurt?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (1Z64M)


In momma's spare room, so technically yes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)

173 White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing. Are they owned by Democrats? Again?

Pressley's pigment is her country.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)

174 dagney- my sediments on every sign of Hate Has No Home Here that I see.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (BbGew)

If I see that I know they're haters and "Karens"
(Karen is the new teen slang term for old lefty "can I speak to your manager" types)

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (nRWPy)

175 If elected President I will fill all my cabinet positions with insult comics. My Secretary of State will be Triumph .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

176 The TWAT SQUAD

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (BqBId)

177 Trump raised 108 million in the second quarter..the Dems keep this up, his 3rd quarter fundraising will shatter all records.


With no primary opponent, to boot, while they continue a massive burn rate on their party's donors' checkbooks....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (1Z64M)

178 173 White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing. Are they owned by Democrats? Again?

Pressley's pigment is her country.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)


Pigment of her imagination...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (zBaqJ)

179 Ilhan Omar refuses to say she's not pro-Al Qaeda, as if it's some kind of loaded question.

You know what this reminds me of? Celebs asked if they're gay, and they prevaricate.

People: anything other than a ringing "No" is a "Yes."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (WDxUi)

180 The second thing will be to help O.J. find the real killer.

Posted by: Megan Rapinho at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (EgshT)

181 Fair enough but I'm a proponent of acting like like you've done it before when it comes to goal celebrations.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (JgA4k)

--I feel the same way as a rule, but scores are usually so few and far between in that game [insert lesbian joke here] I just let them have their fun.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (S7WbR)

182 The NSDAP will lead the country to greatness! And if you disagree, we will send you to the camps!

Posted by: AOC-3PO at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (VNmG1)

183 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)
..........

She stole that towel from Holiday Inn Express, it's the only color they had.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

184 I wouldn`t let Rapinoe be my secretaries secretary.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (yhf6w)

185 What does a secretary of state do, fetch the coffee?

For democrat? No, they sell arms to Isis, give billions to Iran, and buy Russian disinformation for dispersal in the media while making bank.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (nRWPy)

186 If nominated, third act in office will be appointing Mookie Wilson as Sec'y of Transpo. No reason. I just miss hearing the name Mookie.

Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (FKi9J)

187 But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing.

Huh?

How does that make any sense?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (WDxUi)

188 Just like liberals once twisted meaning of the word "gay" (happy) the last three years they've twisted the meaning of the word "love" ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (3JbJY)

189
I take it the press is afraid to ask them what they love most about America.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (TAmPV)

190 Jay! A gay woman SoS? You gonna send her to the ME? Why do you hate lesbians?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (J3GN6)

191 People: anything other than a ringing "No" is a "Yes."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (WDxUi)

The 'What was the question? I was too busy staring at your tits' will also work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (n5NRb)

192
You can't spell "rape" without Rapinoe. Just an observation FWIW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

193 I was hoping for Jaime Pressley.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

194 White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing. Are they owned by Democrats? Again?


Oh, to have her debate an Allen West or Walter Williams...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (1Z64M)

195 The most important *thing about AOC is her tits.
The most important question is, are they real?
The most important statement is, prove it.



*excepting that she is a batshit crazy tyrant in waiting.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (iEXgF)

196 I wouldn`t let Rapinoe be my secretaries secretary.
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (yhf6w)


She could be my intern.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (aS1PU)

197 179 Ilhan Omar refuses to say she's not pro-Al Qaeda, as if it's some kind of loaded question.

You know what this reminds me of? Celebs asked if they're gay, and they prevaricate.

People: anything other than a ringing "No" is a "Yes."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (WDxUi)

Amen

Posted by: Mike Piazza at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (S7WbR)

198 Bret Baier's panel are all on the Squad's side. You see it's all Trump's fault. He shouldn't have provoked them.

"This country belongs to the world" is not going to play well in taxpayer land.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (nyFJf)

199 156 138
We have 70k without power here in Houston weekly. It is call bad checks.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)


UWS of Manhattan is where all the wealthy hard left donors live.

Staten Island is blue collar and GOP. All the outer boroughs are given short shrift. Ignore Manhattan at your political peril. And his smug attitude was totally tone deaf and not appreciated either.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (zBaqJ)

Denying new gas lines, depending on solar and offshore wind and hoping for electricity is not a good strategy.

Posted by: Joe B talking to Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

200 >>>But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing.


I can't believe she's Elvis' daughter.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (VWp7G)

201 Tliab is the poster child for burqa`s.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (yhf6w)

202 Why are we not 50 points ahead?

Posted by: The Squad at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (jY3BZ)

203 The Squad

They thought "The Red Guard" sounded tres cool, but it was already taken. So, Squad.

They'll add the"Red" part soon enough. Baby steps.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (O8WFE)

204
Pressley's pigment is her country.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)


She's a pigment of her own imagination.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (TAmPV)

205 Like I said - Trump doesn't take a dump without a plan, son.

This is like Scott Adams telling you how he is going to use persuasion on you while he is using persuasion on you.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (ZfRYq)

206 Tim Scott has turned out to be a disappointment.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (gC2IV)

207 Thanks, Jay; you doofus. Way to make the rest of us look like morons.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (t6MX/)

208 34 Is Inselee exec director of PDT reelection campaign?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (JFO2v)


If not the thread winner, should at least in the running.

Posted by: Lump at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (+nIiH)

209 152 Megan Rapinoe will make a wonderful ambassador for America. She just oozes charm.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)


Somalia - maybe Liberia - beckons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (WDxUi)

210 I suspect AOC has been sexually assaulted by another Democrat since being elected to Congress.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)

I suspect she fucked her brother.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

He had this stiff thing between his legs that I had never seen before. "What does this thing do?", I asked him. He said, "Let me show you." I don't remember his name, but his wife's name was something like Hilter, or Hillartiree, or something.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (m79Dg)

211 Bret Baier's a cuck and looks like he got beat up every day in the schoolyard, pantsed and lunch money stolen.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (O8WFE)

212
The Twat Squad.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (t6XCL)

213
Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (z3SDL)

214 White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing. Are they owned by Democrats? Again?

--

It's like sexuality. Heterosexual folks can go crazy and do whatever with whoever and it's empowering and woke and yay gay pride month, but woe be unto anyone who suggests that gay people can go straight.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (DIDiA)

215 198 Bret Baier's panel are all on the Squad's side. You see it's all Trump's fault. He shouldn't have provoked them.

"This country belongs to the world" is not going to play well in taxpayer land.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (nyFJf)

TV ad:

That quote over an over again with images of the migrant invaders jumping the fences and rushing the border = Trump landslide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (zBaqJ)

216 >>>Tim Scott has turned out to be a disappointment.


So has Kavanaugh. So far, anyway.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (VWp7G)

217 "This country belongs to the world" is not going to play well in taxpayer land.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (nyFJf)


Trump has to make that a commercial. Has to.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 06:46 PM (qQcQl)

218 185 What does a secretary of state do, fetch the coffee?

For democrat? No, they sell arms to Isis, give billions to Iran, and buy Russian disinformation for dispersal in the media while making bank.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (nRWPy)

--Also, declare a fatwa on a no-name film maker and sit back while an American Ambassador gets slaughtered in a shithole country of your own recent making.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:46 PM (S7WbR)

219 AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS!

Posted by: AOC at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (hjaPQ)
.......

OK then you're done. You can go away now.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

220 Do you need a Secretary of Underage Sex?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:46 PM (Y9zp1)

221 But but but SISTERHOOD! And VUHGINUZ!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM

I can picture the last phrase on a poster for some trans event explaining the new spelling includes not just vaginas but penises

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2019 06:46 PM (/+bwe)

222 196 I wouldn`t let Rapinoe be my secretaries secretary.
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (yhf6w)

She could be my intern.
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (aS1PU)


You're barking up the wrong tree there, Bubba. Hillary's intern, THAT I could see.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (WDxUi)

223 >>>Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.


She's 34. Her soccer career is practically over. Then she'll crawl away, never to be heard from again.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (VWp7G)

224 Megan Rapinoe will make a wonderful ambassador for America. She just oozes charm.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

Somalia - maybe Liberia - beckons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (WDxUi)

She may be disappointed in the lesbian communities in those country.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (m79Dg)

225 Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (nyFJf)
********
why I never watch the Inch High Private Eye Special Report

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (BqBId)

226
To bad someone didn't ask them if standing next to the American flag made you fell uncomfortable.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (t6XCL)

227 The Twat Squad.
"The Women Against Trump"?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (J3GN6)

228 Years ago I thought Fox News was Conservative.... that was back in the early years of the Iraq/ Afghanistan Hundred Years War.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (bCLt0)

229 Well, Fluke really needed all those free condoms.

Rapinhoe, not so much.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (O8WFE)

230 I suspect AOC has been sexually assaulted by another Democrat since being elected to Congress.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)



I suspect she fucked her brother.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)



He had this stiff thing between his legs that I had never seen
before. "What does this thing do?", I asked him. He said, "Let me show
you." I don't remember his name, but his wife's name was something like
Hilter, or Hillartiree, or something.



Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (m79Dg)

====
The CIA and Trump are trying to steal my penis and I've got to hid it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (pw+jk)

231 This is the weirdest Trump campaign commercial I've ever seen.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (pPQeR)

232 212


The Twat Squad.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (t6XCL)

Titler and her crimson jihad.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (t6MX/)

233 Coming up next at 'The Bulwark,' ... "The Conservative Case for Supporting Al Qaeda"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (jn7FC)

234 Trump doesn't need to make a commercial
Democrats make them for him for free.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (iEXgF)

235 Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.
-

She's 34.

--

Holy crap. That dude hasn't aged well.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (DIDiA)

236 I'd bet a large sum that Rapinoe slaps her partner around .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

237
Bret Baier's panel are all on the Squad's side. You see it's all Trump's fault. He shouldn't have provoked them.


Bret Bair is gunning for Chris Wallace's job.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (TAmPV)

238
She's 34. Her soccer career is practically over. Then she'll crawl away, never to be heard from again.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (VWp7G)

That's why she is blathering on right now - hoping to land an ESPN or MSNBC gig.

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

239 Check your nic, Wyatt

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (gC2IV)

240 214 White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing. Are they owned by Democrats? Again?

--

It's like sexuality. Heterosexual folks can go crazy and do whatever with whoever and it's empowering and woke and yay gay pride month, but woe be unto anyone who suggests that gay people can go straight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (DIDiA)

once you go trans you can never be mans

Posted by: Joe B talking to Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (JFO2v)

241 I am so copy writing that.
Sharing with Yikes.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (J3GN6)

242 >>>Years ago I thought Fox News was Conservative....


I honestly don't think any news station is conservative.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (VWp7G)

243 227
The Twat Squad.
"The Women Against Trump"?


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (J3GN6)

Sure, that works.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (t6MX/)

244 In October next year all Trump needs to do is tweet clips from the Squad's press conference. And then if a single one of these harridans gets back into congress it's all over.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (nyFJf)

245 She may be disappointed in the lesbian communities in those country.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (m79Dg)


She can lead them toward the light.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (WDxUi)

246 Bret Baier looks like a perv. I wonder if he's been to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (3NbUO)

247 I will not take seriously a grown man in a clown wig. Nor will I take seriously a grown man dressed like Spike Lee or Samuel L Jackson. Nor will I take seriously a dude with hockey pucks in his ears, covered in ink, and wearing half a tackle box on his face. Nor will I take seriously any woman wearing the trappings of a culture that itself doesn't allow its women to speak with authority.

If a person wants to be taken seriously, then they should first take themselves seriously. Otherwise they're just clowns throwin' pies.

Posted by: weew at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (gk7if)

248 Those ladies must feel horrible, having to stand right next to our flag.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (l9m7l)

249 dams sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (JFO2v)

250 ''This country belongs to the world" is not going to play well in taxpayer land. ''

I think if that statement was reversed it would be closer to the truth.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (jm1YL)

251 Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.
-

She's 34.

--

Holy crap. That dude hasn't aged well.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (DIDiA)

She makes Willem Dafoe look dewy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (xPJvm)

252 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (lS5pB)

253 >>She also said that "Muslims will no longer" denounce terrorism, so as not to give "dignification" to the question of whether they support terrorism or not.


Ilhan Omar is not that clever or smart.
Pelosi has attempted to cover for her by saying she isn't as familiar with the English language, being an immigrant, but she is a terrible politician.

She gets adoring press and can call any critic an Islamaphobe then freeze them out. Like AOC, she has no practice at actually debating anything, at defending anything she says. And she is dumb.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (bDqIh)

254 Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.

The new Kaepernick, I think. Famous for being formerly famous.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (Y9zp1)

255 once you go trans you can never be mans

--

Trans = Man with breast implants.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (DIDiA)

256 Make Rapinoe ambassador to any Muslim country.

They love the gays there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

257 Bret Baier's panel are all on the Squad's side. You see it's all Trump's fault. He shouldn't have provoked them.

--

Why, no! He has no place calling out or daring to question their raging anti-Americanism. Doesn't he know they have skin color that's dark!?!?

Rancid has called the president a motherf*cker. Was she provoking? Just wondering, 'cuz I don't remember Skippy Baier calling her out on that.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (JoUsr)

258 236 I'd bet a large sum that Rapinoe slaps her partner around .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

= rights

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (JFO2v)

259 252 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (lS5pB)

-----------

No, but could you ruin a few more big tech companies?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)

260 Bret Baier looks like a perv. I wonder if he's been to Pedo Island.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (3NbUO)


He's just a chubby faced boy whose balls haven't dropped.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (aS1PU)

261 >>>Check your nic, Wyatt


Thanks. Lousy eyes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (VWp7G)

262 That should put Inslee over the top. He's got the nomination in the bag now. Wouldn't have anything to do with her going to the whacko U of Portland, would it? No wonder she's anti-American.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (+uDPK)

263 246 Bret Baier looks like a perv. I wonder if he's been to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (3NbUO)



He looked normal before the surgery.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (iEXgF)

264 236 I'd bet a large sum that Rapinoe slaps her partner around .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

Especially during the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

265 If a person wants to be taken seriously, then they should first take themselves seriously. Otherwise they're just clowns throwin' pies.

--

(SWIPE!)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (DIDiA)

266 Learning to goose-step is hard.

Posted by: Megan Rapinho at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (EgshT)

267 She also said that "Muslims will no longer" denounce terrorism, so as not to give "dignification" to the question of whether they support terrorism or not.



Fine. Then every muzzie is a terrorist.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FE+I8)

268 Ilhan Omar is not that clever or smart.
Pelosi has attempted to cover for her by saying she isn't as familiar with the English language, being an immigrant, but she is a terrible politician.


Then WTF is she doing in Congress? She's rocky on the language, and even rockier on American values, which she's happy to lecture us on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (WDxUi)

269
Chips is on. It's the episode when they teach us that people in wheelchairs are really cool.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (z3SDL)

270 >>>She makes Willem Dafoe look dewy.



Rapinoe can play the Green Goblin in the next Spidey reboot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (VWp7G)

271 You take that back, Hadji loved america. He used all sorts of American slang. He only used Indian words when doing magic

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FTPn0)

272 AOC is not responsible for Puerto Rico's endemic corruption. But she is responsible for saying Latino blood gives her the right to wander through the Americas without passports, visas or any limitations besides her bad attitude.

Which is kinda' odd for a person named for two European conquerors, Alexander and Cortez.

In fairness, she believes all eight billion people on earth also have a Human Right to come here Tuesday, receive free welfare, free housing, free health care, free education, free food and drink from our toilets.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)

273 I suspect AOC has been sexually assaulted by another Democrat since being elected to Congress.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)
........

and banked herself some of that sweet Harassment Slush Fund cash.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

274 Bret Baier looks like a perv. I wonder if he's been to Pedo Island.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (3NbUO)
********
Too short to get on the plane, He could be Tattoo though

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

275 267

Fine. Then every muzzie is a terrorist.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FE+I

Yes, and???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (bCLt0)

276
Ilhan Omar is not that clever or smart.

Pelosi has attempted to cover for her by saying she isn't as
familiar with the English language, being an immigrant, but she is a
terrible politician.



Then WTF is she doing in Congress? She's rocky on the language, and
even rockier on American values, which she's happy to lecture us on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (WDxUi)


Minnesota-stan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

277 She also said that "Muslims will no longer" denounce terrorism, so as not to give "dignification" to the question of whether they support terrorism or not.

--

Now you gun nuts get to the table and help us pass some common sense bans!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (DIDiA)

278 Rancid has called the president a motherf*cker.

And people get excited about me referring to her a feral Congresswog.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (WDxUi)

279 Trump seems to be very much in the Democrat OODA loop and probably knew if he poked them, they would come out say a lot stupid shit.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (jn7FC)

280 I will not take seriously a grown man in a clown wig. Nor will I take seriously a grown man dressed like Spike Lee or Samuel L Jackson. Nor will I take seriously a dude with hockey pucks in his ears, covered in ink, and wearing half a tackle box on his face. Nor will I take seriously any woman wearing the trappings of a culture that itself doesn't allow its women to speak with authority.

If a person wants to be taken seriously, then they should first take themselves seriously. Otherwise they're just clowns throwin' pies.
Posted by: weew at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM


This!

Posted by: Man-bun, J. Crew Messenger Bag, Crocs-wearing Hipster at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (lS5pB)

281 Fine. Then every muzzie is a terrorist.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FE+I


Stop press.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (WDxUi)

282 >>>Minnesota-stan.


And she'll be easily reelected.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (VWp7G)

283 >> They are cut off. The House Dem leadership treasury is now closed to them.

AOC claims she doesn't need the help. She's gonna do it all on social media. She doesn't need to burn millions on traditional media, she also said.

We shall see.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (Z4rgH)

284

I had no idea that omar's family was part of the commie dictatorship of Salami. We gave her family asylum as "refugees."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (z3SDL)

285 Less than 24 hours ago everyone thought Trump had fucked up, even many at AoS. Now I think it has proved that Trump supporters knew yesterday he was setting a huge trap that the donks could not but step on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (pw+jk)

286 256 Make Rapinoe ambassador to any Muslim country.

They love the gays there.


Shit, they even give them free flights!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (O8WFE)

287 Ms. Rapinoe, could you please sign this piece of paper concluding all of the work everyone else in State did, or would you like my aide to set up a free kick for you on the stage?

Posted by: Coach Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (6eEQ+)

288 262
Wouldn't have anything to do with her going to the whacko U of Portland, would it? No wonder she's anti-American.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (+uDPK)


Oh yeah, I saw that on her Wiki page. I thought, "That figures."

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

289 276
Ilhan Omar is not that clever or smart.

Pelosi has attempted to cover for her by saying she isn't as
familiar with the English language, being an immigrant, but she is a
terrible politician.



Then WTF is she doing in Congress? She's rocky on the language, and
even rockier on American values, which she's happy to lecture us on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (WDxUi)

Minnesota-stan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

Minniseshu

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

290 Every Orthodox Muslim is a jihadist...

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (bCLt0)

291 282 >>>Minnesota-stan.

And she'll be easily reelected.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (VWp7G)


And people make fun of California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (WDxUi)

292 284

I had no idea that omar's family was part of the commie dictatorship of Salami. We gave her family asylum as "refugees."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (z3SDL)

Defeated political leadership has to flee somewhere. You'd be surprised how often that somewhere is the US.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (mX8Vr)

293 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (pw+jk)
******
Maybe the perennial Pants Shitters did, but most didn't

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BqBId)

294 >>But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing.

>>Huh? How does that make any sense?

It doesn't, but it is the essence of the Intersectionality crap. You are not a unique individual, you are the sum of your checklist characteristics. As such, these characteristics dictate what you must think on any given issue. Anyone who *doesn't* stay on their particular plantation? Well, STFU says Pressley.

It is HORRID.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (bDqIh)

295 So now we're going to pretend that Muslims denounced terrorists?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BJKQV)

296 AOC claims she doesn't need the help. She's gonna do it all on social media. She doesn't need to burn millions on traditional media, she also said.

--

You can take the bartender out of the bar, but you can't take the wait staff unbuttoning that top button for tips out of the bartender.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (DIDiA)

297 ''Trump seems to be very much in the Democrat OODA loop and probably knew if he poked them, they would come out say a lot stupid shit. ''

His aides must be laughing their asses of and giving each other high fives. Now there's another office I'd like to be on the wall of tonight..the Oval Office.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (jm1YL)

298 You know what I really appreciate about Trump - he says these truths and the left predictably go hysterical and instead of rushing to apologize ala our previous republican leaders, he tells them to fuck off. I love it.

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

299 The donks are fundamentally batshit crazy.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (0OmEj)

300 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

301 275 267

Fine. Then every muzzie is a terrorist.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FE+I

Yes, and???
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (bCLt0)

Retake Alexandria and Antioch!

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (mX8Vr)

302 Fine. Then every muzzie is a terrorist.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FE+I

Yes, and???
Posted by: kraken


No. There are no "good muzzies". There's no muzzie that just wants to live his life quietly. There's no apostates.

There are nothing but terrs.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (FE+I8)

303 Who the fuck was going to win? Non-women. duh, women won. The top ranked women won, how inspirational for ... no one really.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (JziUy)

For young lesbians, maybe.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (NMAzL)

304 Don't blame me. I didn't vote for Inslee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (axyOa)

305 ''Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???''

Lutherans

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (jm1YL)

306 295 So now we're going to pretend that Muslims denounced terrorists?
Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BJKQV)


I know, right? When have they EVER done that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (WDxUi)

307 I will not take seriously a grown man in a clown wig.
...........

or a grown woman with a plastic James Brown hair hat

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

308 In real journalism a congress woman refusing to denounce Al Quaeda would be the headline.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (6/uwW)

309 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)


People from the Dakotas (well, the South one for sure) have called Minnesota the "People's Republic" for decades.

Posted by: filbert at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (Lz9fr)

310 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

A crapton of Somali refugees and dirty Skandis.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (nRWPy)

311 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)


Cold weather group-think. No, I am not kidding.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (qQcQl)

312 300 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

=====

This should come as no surprise given what is happening in the mother country, but Minnesota is full of Swedes.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (3JbJY)

313 She's (Ilhan Omar) been here how many years-and she still can't speak English properly?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (+0VWg)

314 Those Lutherans twist a lot of minds with their jello with the shredded carrots in it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (O8WFE)

315 "Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.


She's 34. Her soccer career is practically over. Then she'll crawl away, never to be heard from again.
Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (VWp7G)"

- - - - - - -

She said she intends to leverage this win into something important. It's only a matter of time before she jumps into the Dem candidates field. She will be old enough by November next year.

I see her running for everything from now until the end of time. She has tasted social media power and will never let it go.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (nyFJf)

316 You know what I really appreciate about Trump - he says these truths and the left predictably go hysterical and instead of rushing to apologize ala our previous republican leaders, he tells them to fuck off. I love it.
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

I am reminded of the scene from Life of Brian. "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (m79Dg)

317 Wath this from Netroots Nation - Ilhan Omar is incoherent:

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (bDqIh)

318 Good God, does Trump make them double down on teh stupid. It's almost as if he triple dog dares them.
I bet somewhere Chuck Schumer is pouring himself a tall, cold, glass of Mylanta and muttering 'Will you idiots quit falling for his bait? Can you just ignore the obvious trap for one week?'

But they can't

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (CYY+K)

319 I bet Omar's got quite the rat's nest going on under that towel.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

320 To be fair, I'm now rooting for "women's" soccer to be taken over by trannies.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (nRWPy)

321 Who the fuck was going to win? Non-women. duh, women won. The top ranked women won, how inspirational for ... no one really.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (JziUy)


"One bunch of women beat another bunch of women! This is SO inspirational for women everywhere!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (WDxUi)

322 Aloha fappers.

I do love how these Weird Sisters spin their own hanging ropes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (kQs4Y)

323 Maybe is IS just a an uber Liberal Protestantism going on up there..... that stuff is bad news......

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (bCLt0)

324 307 I will not take seriously a grown man in a clown wig.
...........

or a grown woman with a plastic James Brown hair hat

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

Or you have sucked Willie Browns dick

Or lied on a uni job application

Or was the old white guy for B Hussein

Or Honeymooned in USSR

Or ...

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

325
Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)



Cold weather group-think. No, I am not kidding.

--

Things haven't been the same since Prince died.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (JoUsr)

326 Yeah, Hope Solo was gonna leverage her ladies kickball fame into something lasting and important.

She was last seen showing her butthole to the world.

I expect less from Rapidhoe.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (O8WFE)

327 320 To be fair, I'm now rooting for "women's" soccer to be taken over by trannies.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (nRWPy)


Me too. I will laugh my ass off if/when that happens.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (WDxUi)

328 Justin Amash @justinamash
2h
Here are some of the Independence Day greetings I received this year. This happens every day to American-born citizens like me and to naturalized citizens. President Trump motivates and encourages this xenophobia. It has gotten exponentially worse since 2015.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (BqBId)

329 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (pw+jk)

******

Maybe the perennial Pants Shitters did, but most didn't

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BqBId)

===
True dat. I said some.

This BS conference must have made all the never Trumpers wet in the panties. Hope they didn't have any sand there because that is a bitch, wet sandy vagina that a big swingin Trump dick don't give a shit about.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (pw+jk)

330 She's (Ilhan Omar) been here how many years-and she still can't speak English properly?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM


****

Hey, you can't be undignificationing her!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (axyOa)

331 Crap - here's the link:

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1150205047344521216

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (bDqIh)

332 320 To be fair, I'm now rooting for "women's" soccer to be taken over by trannies.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (nRWPy)


Maybe it already has been.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

333 but you can't take the wait staff unbuttoning that top button for tips out of the bartender.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM


The tips got to breathe too, you know.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (lS5pB)

334 I've spent my life taking people as they come, never caring what the color of their skin was. Now a whole bunch of people can focus on nothing else and it seems I'm the most evil person ever simply due to the color of my skin. Sooner or later the survival instinct kicks in and I'll be forced to fight a race war I never wanted. Good job, progs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (gC2IV)

335 Megan is the lady kick baller who looks like Tilda Swinton's ugly younger sister, right?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (IqFsf)

336 36 Just...keep...talking....supervillians...
Posted by: Donald "James Bond" Trump

lol. they're monologing

Posted by: x at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (nFwvY)

337 And people make fun of California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM

The lunacy is pretty much limited to Minneapolis and St Paul. Trump damn near won here in 16.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (H4VdJ)

338 IC: "...he says these truths and the left predictably go hysterical and instead of rushing to apologize ala our previous republican leaders, he tells them to fuck off..."

And that's why we'll get more Trump.

The GOP has been blowing smoke up our asses for decades; finally America has representation again.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (6eEQ+)

339 ''Those Lutherans twist a lot of minds with their jello with the shredded carrots in it. ''

And now you understand the power of a fully loaded jello salad young Moron.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (jm1YL)

340 295 So now we're going to pretend that Muslims denounced terrorists?
Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BJKQV)

Fair point. I also like that she speaks for all Muslims.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (n5NRb)

341 320
To be fair, I'm now rooting for "women's" soccer to be taken over by trannies.


Posted by: dagny


That would be hilarious!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (J3GN6)

342 319 I bet Omar's got quite the rat's nest going on under that towel.
Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T)


It's a protected habitat. H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (WDxUi)

343 Or Honeymooned in USSR

Or ...
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)


Honeymooned in the USSR.
Think about it.
Damn.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (aS1PU)

344 Tilda Swinton>> Megan Rapinoe....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (bCLt0)

345 Somebody should yank that towel off Omar's head and yell:
IT'S A BOM IT'S A BOMB SHE'S GOT A BOMB

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

346 Apparently Romney went back to cucking so all is well with the Universe again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (GbPPJ)

347 lol. they're monologing

Posted by: x at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (


The vagina monologues.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (H4VdJ)

348 How many times did Trump have to denounce David Duke again?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (uEbPt)

349 Those Lutherans twist a lot of minds with their jello with the shredded carrots in it.

Jello with carrots in it. The first sign that there was something seriously wrong with them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:01 PM (WDxUi)

350 Inslee is dumber than Zippy the Pinhead, but he sucks the right leftist dicks out here in Washington state.

Not hard to believe that he actually makes a worse presidential candidate than a governor. That's quite an achievement.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2019 07:01 PM (NoKAc)

351 After watching the Squad's press conference, fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker immediately dropped his pants and began masturbating.

Posted by: ABCBSNBCNN at July 15, 2019 07:01 PM (sy5kK)

352 > Retake Alexandria and Antioch!

Someday Outremer shall be mine again.

Posted by: Balwin XXXVII at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (GDooN)

353 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Carly Fiorina
------

You? What about me?

Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (KoKdw)

354 This is all so surprising.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (K/2j/)

355 Honeymooned in the USSR.
Think about it.
Damn.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (aS1PU)


Were Haiti and Liberia booked up?

I've been to the USSR. I'd sooner honeymoon in Detroit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (WDxUi)

356
But they can't
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (CYY+K)

------

It's amazing...

The obvious play here was to trashtalk a little bit on Twitter, call Trump a racist, let the media amplify that message for a news cycle or two, then move on. Maybe use the incident later for some fundraising or a campaign ad.

But noooooooo... They had to do... this.

They just can't help themselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (3NbUO)

357 > Jello with carrots in it. The first sign that there was something seriously wrong with them.
Wait until you see the Jello with chili in it.

Posted by: Balwin XXXVII at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (GDooN)

358 John Solomon @jsolomonReports
1m
Ukraine's ambassador to America who was asked by Democrats for dirt on Trump in 2016 is relieved of duties by new Ukrainian President.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (BqBId)

359 She's 34. Her soccer career is practically over. Then she'll crawl away, never to be heard from again.
Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (VWp7G)"

- - - - - - -

She said she intends to leverage this win into something important. It's only a matter of time before she jumps into the Dem candidates field. She will be old enough by November next year.

I see her running for everything from now until the end of time. She has tasted social media power and will never let it go.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (nyFJf)

I think she's got a great future in She Male porn if she'll just transition.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (m79Dg)

360 All of this makes me increasingly optimistic about next November....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (bCLt0)

361 Many Muslims in Minneapolis said they wanted to go back to Somalia ... they were not very happy there, for some reason.


Muslim Brotherhood, al Qaeda, Islamists .... Islam is outreach to the world ... very accepting of all (that convert), very aggressive marketing program (convert or die, infidel), but has been pretty effective. Merkel loves it ... Dems love it ...



Luke Rosiak has a new book .... massive corruption in DC ... they all know each other's crimes, mutually assured destruction, if they start outing each other. Paki' spies just get ignored, by both parties ... sheesh ...


youtube.com/watch?v=G0lhrzWtWMc

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (Cus5s)

362 353 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Carly Fiorina
------

You? What about me?
Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (KoKdw)


Hell, at this point I'm starting to miss Bella Abzug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (WDxUi)

363 346 Apparently Romney went back to cucking so all is well with the Universe again.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (GbPPJ

I could almost muster up disappointment if it weren't so predictable.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (mX8Vr)

364 Nice to be lectured on what it means to be American.

Posted by: MAGA at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (I5LRE)

365 If you call your own hate "love", does that magically make it love? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (uEbPt)

366 What is funny is Bernie Sanders is looking like the sanest democrat in the field. Funny what 3 years can do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (pw+jk)

367 310 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

A crapton of Somali refugees and dirty Skandis.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (nRWPy)

--Liberal Lutheran leftard do-gooders.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (S7WbR)

368 [i{312 300 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

=====

This should come as no surprise given what is happening in the mother country, but Minnesota is full of Swedes.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM

Cream of Lutefisk soup: Correlation or Cause? Tonight at eleven!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (lS5pB)

369 The new face of the Democrat party, that group of four.

We could not ask for more,

Let's add the soccer whore, with her swagger and neon hair.

Trump 2020!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (FcA5n)

370 > lol. they're monologing

You misspelled mongoloiding.


Posted by: Balwin XXXVII at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (GDooN)

371 Many Muslims in Minneapolis said they wanted to go back to Somalia.

Hallelujah! Quick, let's set up a GoFundMe to send them back, pronto.

One way tickets, natch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (WDxUi)

372 What would Rapinoe's first act as sec of state be? Stomping on the American flag?

This crap is what democrats have become. They now openly espouse socialism and openly hate America. F**k Inslee and all the rest of them.

Maybe the strategy is for all the rest of them to look so nuts that Biden has a chance to win, because he'll look better by comparison. I know it isn't true, but how else to explain the lunacy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (+lVUW)

373
It's amazing...

The obvious play here was to trashtalk a little bit on Twitter, call Trump a racist, let the media amplify that message for a news cycle or two, then move on. Maybe use the incident later for some fundraising or a campaign ad.

But noooooooo... They had to do... this.

They just can't help themselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM


*****

It's awesome!!! Haven't had such an enjoyable Monday in a long time.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (axyOa)

374 I don't have my glasses on. Which one of these four is pestilence?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:05 PM (uEbPt)

375 I begin to wonder if it would not be easier to bribe/intimidate various countries, such as Somalia, in the fashion we have with Mexico.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:05 PM (mX8Vr)

376 uproaarrrh ahh ...thru all of thhez communiteees every single person whos brown and blaAAAckk at some point this cuntreeee... herd thaAAht

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

377 Secretary Of State? The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (UUkQp)

378 374 I don't have my glasses on. Which one of these four is pestilence?
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:05 PM (uEbPt)
I think the one with the face like a crumpled washcloth....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (bCLt0)

379 I tried to contact my schadenboner and he says that Pluto is STILL a planet from up close.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (pw+jk)

380 They just can't help themselves.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (3NbUO)


They're tired of telling the lie. This is who they are. And they're sick of hiding it.

All the masks are dropping. About damn time.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (qQcQl)

381 > Jello with carrots in it. The first sign that there was something seriously wrong with them.
Wait until you see the Jello with chili in it.

Posted by: Balwin XXXVII at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (GDooN)


Oh hey speaking of, it's BC's birthday today!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (GbPPJ)

382 Hell, at this point I'm starting to miss Bella Abzug.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
------------

Ann Richards

Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (KoKdw)

383 "Retake Alexandria and Antioch!
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (mX8Vr)"

- - - - - - - -

And then what? Alexander also had the means to conquer but not to keep. Oh I know, give them to the Chinese and watch Islam disappear.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:07 PM (nyFJf)

384 Minnesota elected Al Franken and Jesse Ventura. Must be something in the water.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 07:07 PM (gC2IV)

385 "One bunch of women beat another bunch of women! This is SO inspirational for women everywhere!"

----

the yankees beating a little league team is SO inspiring. The USA women's team is basically the only team competing. Other nations aren't grrl-power train wrecks. They don't care.

If a bunch of 4'11" philipinos beat the US team, that would be inspiring.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)

386 382 Hell, at this point I'm starting to miss Bella Abzug.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
------------

Ann Richards
Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (KoKdw)
=====

Shirley Chisholm ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (3JbJY)

387 Omar for SecDef and DonkeyChompers for SecTreas!

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (Y274z)

388 She has the diaper on the wrong end.

Posted by: Anchovy at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (srWwQ)

389 The funniest thing about the whole FC Dallas U-15 (under 15 y/o) Boys 5, USWNT 2 score from 2017 is that the "Ladies" are so focused in their raging lesbianism that they can hardly take a breath without mentioning carpet munching, thinking about carpet munching, or, actually carpet munching.

On the other side of the ball that day were a bunch of 14 year old and 13 y/o boys the majority of whom were undoubtedly virgins who spent the night before the match furiously masterbating to whomever the hottie of the day was in 2017.

Day of the match, the "Ladies" were focused on pussy, while the Virgins focused on winning at soccer.

Quothe Axel Foley (1982): "Lack of pussy makes you brave."

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (NoKAc)

390 383 "Retake Alexandria and Antioch!
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (mX8Vr)"

- - - - - - - -

And then what? Alexander also had the means to conquer but not to keep. Oh I know, give them to the Chinese and watch Islam disappear.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:07 PM (nyFJf)

We could have the Poles occupy it.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (mX8Vr)

391 You want to know a sport that serves as the sub-foundation of the sports industry totem pole? Men's soccer.

I was told it was the up-n-coming sport of my day decades ago when I played. You know who agreed with that? That tiny niche of athletes who play the game in America. No else gave a crap.

Today, even more people don't give a crap about soccer in America. It's mostly a poor nation's sport because it's cheap to play.

Now, consider women playing soccer. People who follow sports would rather take out the garbage than watch a full soccer match. It stinks less.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (6eEQ+)

392 "She's (Ilhan Omar) been here how many years-and she still can't speak English properly?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (+0VWg)"

- - - - - - -

It makes her sound so intellekshual.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (nyFJf)

393 Sit down, girl. I'm next in line for SoS! I've got experience!

Posted by: James Taylor at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (jY3BZ)

394 - "Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway??"


The funny thing about, there was genuine concern not that long ago about the the Finnish Communist influence in Minnesota. Now it comes from importing Somalians.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (4thlk)

395 yea, "

hmar" or whatever bullshit name she claims is a terrorist. 5.56.

So shall it be said....

So shall it be done.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (3H9h1)

396 yea, "





hmar" or whatever bullshit name she claims is a terrorist. 5.56.

So shall it be said....

So shall it be done.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (3H9h1)

397 yea, "








hmar" or whatever bullshit name she claims is a terrorist. 5.56.

So shall it be said....

So shall it be done.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (3H9h1)

398 Marianne is the only sane one in this confederacy of traitors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (2igSw)

399 382 Hell, at this point I'm starting to miss Bella Abzug.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Helen Thomas

Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (FMlhO)

400 Washington Gov. Jay Inslee (D) said Saturday that if he is elected president, he will ask soccer player Megan Rapinoe to be his secretary of state.

Day One:
President Inslee: Hey Secretary Rapinoe, get me a coffee, two sugars and no cream.

Secretary Rapinoe: What? You didn't say it was that kind of secretary!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (axyOa)

401 Mongoloids they were four mongoloids
Angrier than you and me
Mongoloids they were four mongoloids
And it determined what they could see

And one had donkey teeth
And one, a hijab
And they don't eat no bacon
So that they don't get stoned

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (O8WFE)

402 This Rapinoe chick gets on the nerves, doesn't she? I had never heard of her, and then there was a steady drumbeat of:

"I'm woke! I won't go to the f*(^%( Trump White House!"
"Oh wow, people noticed I'm woke! Time to double down! WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE"

Repeat like 20 times, to the point where I'd be pissed off if I were a Communist and a teammate. Yeah, great idea, Inslee.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (ed8K1)

403 As a lifelong resident of Washington State, I hereby apologize to all Americans for Jay Inslee.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

----

No need to do that my Brother!

(If you don't hold me responsible for Gov. Katshit and Sen. Sherod Brown - spit)

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (Y4EXg)

404
bunch of women beat another bunch of women! This is SO inspirational for women everywhere!"

Rashida Tlaib ran unopposed.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (TAmPV)

405 Notice how they don't refer to her as a white hispanic?

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (Y274z)

406 The Omar argument is that it's racist/bigoted to ask Muslims to condemn Muslim terrorists because how on Earth could anyone other than a bigot think it possible any Muslim could support Muslim terrorists.

I think was GWB or maybe CAIR that taught us that as soon as a Muslim engages in an act of terrorism that Muslim becomes a non-Muslim ... even if some other still Muslims cheer the act of terrorism.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 07:10 PM (hdzef)

407 Who came up with, "The Squad?"
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)


They did. For me? The BOMB Squad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

I liked the Mod Squad. "One white, one black, one blond."

This squad would be more "One white, one black, ALL CRAZY!!"

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2019 07:10 PM (wMHPW)

408 ''Shirley Chisholm ...''

Yup..all those old timey 'crat women. The good old days.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:10 PM (jm1YL)

409 374 I don't have my glasses on. Which one of these four is pestilence?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:05 PM (uEbPt)
.......


the one whose farts smell most like death.
Could be a toss-up.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

410 Helen Thomas
Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (FMlhO)

Lady MacBeth. Wait, what are we doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:11 PM (n5NRb)

411 348 How many times did Trump have to denounce David Duke again?
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (uEbPt)

I've said several times I was horrified-to-ambivalent about Trump at the time he clinched the nomination (I am now a full throated supporter of the Golden Scalpweasel), but I have to give him this: how he handled the David Duke bs was one of the things that started to win me over. Some reporter buttonhooked him and started giving him the usual grilling Republicans get about Duke: "Mr. Trump, do you denounce him?"

And our soon-to-be God Emperor gave him that smirk and just sneered, "Yeah, fine, I denounce him. Does that make you happy?"

Big, clanking, brass balls on that man. God bless him.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 15, 2019 07:11 PM (pPQeR)

412 "Washington Gov. Jay Inslee (D) said Saturday that if he is elected president, he will ask soccer player Megan Rapinoe to be his secretary of state".

I'm real excited about my slate of Cabinet picks. Alyssa Milano will be my Secretary of Vagina. Rob Reiner will be my Secretary of All-You-Can-Eat Buffets, Robert De Niro will be my Secretary of Fuck Trump, and Jeffrey Epstein will be my Secretary of Procurement.--Jay "I Make De Blasio Look Good" Inslee.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 07:11 PM (m79Dg)

413 She has the diaper on the wrong end.

Posted by: Anchovy at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (srWwQ)
.......

Well, she does have shit for brains.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (v0R5T)

414 Helen Thomas
Posted by: Jen
------

This thing has taken a nasty downward spiral...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (YvUf/)

415 Notice how they don't refer to her as a white hispanic?

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM

***

Yeah! What da fuq??
-George Zimmerman

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (axyOa)

416 They're tired of telling the lie. This is who they are. And they're sick of hiding it.



All the masks are dropping. About damn time.

--

It's just the arrogance that blows me away. These people, the younger ones like the 4 Madwomen of the Apocalypse, really think the world revolves around Twatter, and that what is reflected on it is the real world. Plus, they have been cuddled and coddled, worshiped and lionized and believe it all. They really think now is the time for their shiny Communism for America, and that Americans are clamoring for it. They see it all over Twatter, so it must be true.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (JoUsr)

417 Mittens just dropped his standard condemnation for President Trump for failing to "unite" instead of divide on FaceBook. Such a shitweasel.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (BRpqW)

418 Good explanation, Lizzie. btw, I was referring to Pressley's comments in the sidebar.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (Ndje9)

419 ''Helen Thomas ''

Let's not go that far.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (jm1YL)

420 And our soon-to-be God Emperor gave him that smirk and just sneered, "Yeah, fine, I denounce him. Does that make you happy?"

For me it was "Illegal aliens. That's the term people use. I'm going to use the term illegal aliens."

And if that wasn't enough, he iced that cake by throwing Whore-Hay Ramos out on his ear.

I sported wood for a whole lot more than 4 hours.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (O8WFE)

421 Nood. Bad, bad UK ambassador nood.

Posted by: Vanceone at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (KbgjX)

422 I have noticed that whenever Ilhan Omar is interviewed in the congress corridors she has her hands in pockets or holds a cup of coffee. Beside her is a young white and harried looking woman carrying an armload of folders.

Her Majesty doesn't carry anything, she has slaves for that.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (nyFJf)

423 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (lS5pB)

424 If you want to see some racism wailt until Tubman's start circulating. It's going to be epic.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (Y274z)

425 So Rosie O'Donnell, Megan Rapinoe, and Ellen DeGeneres walk into a bar......

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (bCLt0)

426 I am pretty sure that America is hankering to have a bitter foul-mouthed lez as the face of the country.

She only has one final test to make sure.

Can she pull off the Kirby vacuum cleaner print pant suit ensemble?

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (RTWw4)

427 > Rashida Tlaib ran unopposed.
Yeah, well, Ratsheeta, I don't think that's going to happen again.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (GDooN)

428 >>But noooooooo... They had to do... this.



I bet Trump knew they could not miss their chance at the spotlight. He gave them the opportunity to come out from behind Pelosi and take a shot at him with all of the world watching. They were not ready for primetime.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (bDqIh)

429 Just the tip!
Lol.
Jk.
Knock my tonsils out, Carlos!

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (ym5eo)

430 4 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC


She looks like she was in a car accident and her head is bandaged.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (+lVUW)

431 411 Some reporter buttonhooked him and started giving him the usual grilling Republicans get about Duke: "Mr. Trump, do you denounce him?"

And our soon-to-be God Emperor gave him that smirk and just sneered, "Yeah, fine, I denounce him. Does that make you happy?"

Big, clanking, brass balls on that man. God bless him.
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 15, 2019 07:11 PM (pPQeR)


I remember that one, and it wasn't just the brass balls that got me, it was the skill. "Does that make you happy" made it personal. He was pointing out that this was not a news agenda, it was the agenda of you, the guy I'm talking to right now. It was like a microcosm of his approach to the press, which is basically "I'd love it if you guys would do your jobs right, but when you don't, I'm going to make damn clear what you're up to."

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (ed8K1)

432 They see it all over Twatter, so it must be true.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (JoUsr)


Echo chamber. No different that the DC Cucks. AOC probably wonders what all the fuss is about ... she's not saying anything different that she did on campus or behind the bar.

And it's not exclusive to her age group.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (qQcQl)

433 "Megan is the lady kick baller who looks like Tilda Swinton's ugly younger sister, right?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (IqFsf)"

Thank you. I kept thinking I've seen this face before but couldn't quite place it.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (nyFJf)

434 You asked for this. Eleanor Roosevelt:

http://tinyurl.com/y3hx74ag

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (4bd7D)

435 Sean Davis dunking on Pastor French:

Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (x2PE6)

436 425
So Rosie O'Donnell, Megan Rapinoe, and Ellen DeGeneres walk into a bar......

Posted by: kraken

Are knocked unconscious, and sodomized by a herd of near sighted buffalo.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (J3GN6)

437 406
I think was GWB or maybe CAIR that taught us that as soon as a Muslim engages in an act of terrorism that Muslim becomes a non-Muslim ... even if some other still Muslims cheer the act of terrorism.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 07:10 PM (hdzef)


So blowing shit up and committing mass murder is just their way of renouncing Islam and becoming apostates? You'd think there would be an easier way.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

438 It would be funny if that Rapinoe-guy pulled a Tank Abrams on Inslee:

"How 'bout I pick *you* for *my* Secretary of State, buster!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 07:20 PM (Ndje9)

439 This display is what you get when you allow 18 year olds to vote in Federal elections.

And yes, I was an 18 year old voter at one time, without 24 hour news, twitter, facebook and the internet. And I can honestly say I was better informed regarding candidates than the 18 year olds of today. Today's 18 year old has likely NEVER had a job, can barely drive, can hardly handle any kind of responsibility outside of keeping their cell phone in the back pocket, have been raised on a television reality show world with parents who want to be their friend, not their parent. Yes, the exceptions are there, but even the military boot camp officers are finding 18 year olds to be babies compared to 20 years ago.

People wonder how American hating idiots like those showcased in this press conference get elected, the answer is the under 25 voter.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FMlhO)

440 People wonder how American hating idiots like those
showcased in this press conference get elected, the answer is the under
25 voter.



Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FMlhO)


And the hardcore leftists like the one who tried to firebomb the ICE facility and was aerated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

441 425 So Rosie O'Donnell, Megan Rapinoe, and Ellen DeGeneres walk into a bar......
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (bCLt0)

And it actually improves their faces.

Posted by: annem at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (Fm81C)

442 She also said that "Muslims will no longer" denounce terrorism

So all those devout Muslims are obeying a chick now?

Like they ever denounced terrorism before

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 07:39 PM (39g3+)

443 .

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (WDxUi)

444 Does Milo know that Leslie Jones got elected to Congress?

Posted by: OCBill at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (df+Zi)

445 She now speaks for all muslims? That's going to chafe an imam or two.

Posted by: Jerry Mandring at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (+/QPx)

446 Will PDT appoint Curt Schilling as Secretary of Defense?

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (7FSN6)

447 As a sign of solidarity with Ms. Rapinoe, Inslee will bleach his pubes and dye them pink or purple or whatever color his Secretary of State favors that day. As far as I can tell the favorite color of Sec State Hildebeest was "green" as in "long green Benjamins".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 15, 2019 09:31 PM (WRSbt)

"The Squad" on National TV

already in progress.

Good to see Ilhan Omar totally learned the English language. I mean, she's been here since she was six, and man, she sounds just like a native!

Clearly she's a better American than I am, and clearly there's no problem with having so many non-English speakers that they never feel the least inconvenienced by not speaking English.

I think Donkey-Chompers just said, "This country belongs to the world." I heard the last part of that, and a commenter provided the first part.

So American!!!

Ilhan Omar refuses to say she's not pro-Al-Qaeda. She further says that "Muslims will no longer allow the dignification" of the claim of Al Qaeda sympathy by denouncing terrorism any further.

Video below.




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1 The Squawk

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 05:27 PM (qSCcj)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Calling for Impeachment

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (RBOtF)

4 IMPEACH! DRINK!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (wCmLp)

5 Yo

Posted by: Ha at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (MAstk)

6 so four communists walk into a bar....

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (xbWHd)

7 Impeach for thought crimes!

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (79p/O)

8 pigs

Posted by: Al Crapton at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (bMk7P)

9 Contwnt read.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (p997d)

10 They wanted to be called Four Non Blondes but that was taken.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (oZ6kz)

11 Oh look, the Deep Thinker is speaking.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (79p/O)

12 And there are few things in this world I have less interest in than this clown show starring 4 clucking chickenwhores.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Vicious, spoiled scolds.
Run with that.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (koNhm)

14 Feel the love!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

15 OrangeManBad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (MtUPF)

16 Potty mouth on the Somali from the shithole.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (3H9h1)

17 Trump, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (gC2IV)

18 I was that little girl story from AOC

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (RBOtF)

19 The only nice thing about the enforced demographic genocide of the America will be the shocked look on white socialists face when they are pogrommed with the rest of us.

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (xbWHd)

20 HE SAID SOMETHING MEAN ON TWATTER!

INPEACHES!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

21 I think Trump is on the cusp of clinching re-election.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

22 I'd be willing to bet they don't take the high road.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (1ISKN)

23 pigs
Posted by: Al Crapton at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM

Sir, we protest!

Posted by: Pigs Everywhere at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (rBtIz)

24
she sounds just like a native!

And How!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 05:29 PM (aKsyK)

25 This country belongs to the world.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (RBOtF)

26 They wanted to be called Four Non Blondes but that was taken.


I believe I am the only one here who loves "What's Up" unironically.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (fuK7c)

27 You know like seriously?

Posted by: Aristotle, on Rhetoric at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (koNhm)

28 Omar's cumming, Omar's cumming, yo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK8)

29 https://tinyurl.com/y2ht6rfp
Trump's Tweeter stream that started this

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (BbGew)

30 The twelve year old girl masquerading as a Congreve critter is up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (gC2IV)

31 NH registered voters polled July 10-12
Biden 20.8%
Harris 17.5%
Warren 16.7%
Butt Gig 11.5%
Sanders 9.9%
Yang 4.9%
Klobuchar 2.7%
Williamson 1.5%
Booker 1.2%
Gabbard 1%
Gillibrand.7%
Inslee .3%



Beto 0%

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (x2PE6)

32 Why Fox is giving these squids another platform is beyond me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (MtUPF)

33 The Odd Squad.

Posted by: teh Wind at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (apyTf)

34 Was Omar wearing a suicide vest?

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (79p/O)

35 wtf?

Posted by: micky at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (3byMq)

36 This bitch is lying out her ass too

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (BbGew)

37 26 They wanted to be called Four Non Blondes but that was taken.


I believe I am the only one here who loves "What's Up" unironically.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (fuK7c)

Ok, now you're just trolling us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK8)

38 This is awesome.

National coverage on four very unpopular Dems which is making them the face of their party.

For FREE.

Trump - damn. Just damn.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (qSCcj)

39 It simply amazes me that the 'crat idiots and the MSM continue to take the bait PDT throws. Amazing,

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (jm1YL)

40 They wanted to be called Four Non Blondes but that was taken.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (oZ6kz)


HORRIBLE band.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)

41 I believe I am the only one here who loves "What's Up" unironically.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (fuK7c)


I'll sing along when I'm in the truck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (wCmLp)

42 Die

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (uGHnY)

43 31 NH registered voters polled July 10-12
Biden 20.8%
Harris 17.5%
Warren 16.7%
Butt Gig 11.5%
Sanders 9.9%
Yang 4.9%
Klobuchar 2.7%
Williamson 1.5%
Booker 1.2%
Gabbard 1%
Gillibrand.7%
Inslee .3%



Beto 0%
Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (x2PE6)
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Hmmm, Harris has taken over 2nd place from Warren.

Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

44 This bitch is lying out her ass too
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (BbGew)


I guess her butt cheeks are moving.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Her idea of fixing this country is make in Venezuela

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (BbGew)

46 32 Why Fox is giving these squids another platform is beyond me.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (MtUPF)

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Trump made these four the face of the dem party. Have you seen their approval numbers? This is beautiful.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (gC2IV)

47 I just saw a photo of the black lady James Bond.

Her eyebrows are MAGNIFICENT. They're a half inch or so above her plucked actual eyebrows, and drawn in with a wide tip sharpie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (DIDiA)

48 Have they burned the American flag on the House floor yet?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (cfSRQ)

49 ''The Odd Squad.''

That's good. I like it.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (jm1YL)

50 Here come the potty mouth motherfucker.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (79p/O)

51 Amateur hour, LOL!!


They now want impeachment.
Angry women is such a good selling point.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (bDqIh)

52 42 Die
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (uGHnY)

Go on...

Xenos?

Heretics?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

53 45 Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (BbGew)

Correct, who could look at the economic miracles of Somalia, Guatemala, and Venezuela and not say "Man bring that sh*t here?"

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (xbWHd)

54 The Mod Squad - final episode: 1973
The Odd Squad - still playing today

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

55 32 Why Fox is giving these squids another platform is beyond me.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (MtUPF)

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Trump made these four the face of the dem party. Have you seen their approval numbers? This is beautiful.

-------------

The more these 4 speak, the worse it is for the Dems.

If that is not the case, then we are doomed already.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (sX1BW)

56 Americaphobes

Posted by: x at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (nFwvY)

57 Omar's cumming, Omar's cumming, yo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM

The Paolo, he would like you to listen to him very carefully....

Posted by: Paolo at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (rBtIz)

58 47 I just saw a photo of the black lady James Bond.

Her eyebrows are MAGNIFICENT. They're a half inch or so above her plucked actual eyebrows, and drawn in with a wide tip sharpie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (DIDiA)

Stunning and brave

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

59 Yeah, why does Omar still have an accent?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (bDqIh)

60 "This country belongs to the world."

Donkey Chompers is so a-bray-sive.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (O8WFE)

61 The four congresswomen of the apocaplyse.

Posted by: teh Wind at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (apyTf)

62 Oh this Tlaib woman is not attractive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (fuK7c)

63 Impeach because we think Trump was mean to us.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (RBOtF)

64 All your world are belong to us!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (O8WFE)

65 When the enemy is destroying themselves, don't interfere.

Posted by: Sun Tzu at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (/6uU7)

66 Bill Kristol was correct and a better Christian than you fake Cons when he said white people are lazy and deserve to be replaced by 3rd Worlders. Remember that tweet? He was 100% right and literally channeling Jesus Christ.

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (ym5eo)

67 Calls for impeachment

Go for it.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (BbGew)

68 If you can't stand the heat cook faster.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (koNhm)

69 Nancy pelosi could not have thought this was a good idea.

If she did she would be there right now.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (79p/O)

70 If they haven't all got a place to go back to, how hard would it be to negotiate one with some cash-poor shithole?

Posted by: Monty James at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (Zqz9o)

71 I will donate $200 to the first Congressperson to pipe up with "get off your brother's cock and talk sense"

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (6Wgmu)

72 Why are they showing a 20 year old episode of the View?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (H4VdJ)

73 Let me know when they start twerking on cop cars

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (bcbK8)

74 They are going to make sure the President is held accountable for the laws of this land.

Holding the illegals accountable ... not so much.

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (sX1BW)

75 I believe I am the only one here who loves "What's Up" unironically.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 05:30 PM (fuK7c)

**

Pretty sure they play that on loop at Gitmo in between interrogations.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (x2PE6)

76 1. Will they take questions from press.

2. Will press actually challenge them.

Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

77 Democrats were gearing up for an all out race based civil war within their party.

Trump opens his piehole to end said Democrat civil war.

Ace: "this is a brilliant offense by Trump!"

I miss the old days when this place was worth following.

Posted by: The Governor at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (HDahC)

78 71 I will donate $200 to the first Congressperson to pipe up with "get off your brother's cock and talk sense"
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (6Wgmu)

I'll donate $300.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (bcbK8)

79 These young ladies are a shining example of why immigrants are better than native-born Americans.

Posted by: David French at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (cfSRQ)

80 71 Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (6Wgmu)

"Congratulations on you son your nephew sweetie."
//Smart Congressman

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (xbWHd)

81 Where's the stripper pole? I was told there would be a stripper pole.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (kLDv+)

82 38 This is awesome.

National coverage on four very unpopular Dems which is making them the face of their party.

For FREE.

Trump - damn. Just damn.

----------------------

YES!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Karen at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (vLUi/)

83
Ayanna Pressely is like the Zeppo Marx of the Squad.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (TAmPV)

84 Not taking his bait? Honey, you just did.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (79p/O)

85 Stunning and brave

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK

--

When I think of fancy alcohols and Aston Martins, I also think about Dollar Tree magic markers on women's foreheads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (DIDiA)

86 Angry women is such a good selling point.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019

Angry WOC: bonus points!

Posted by: Sun Tzu at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (/6uU7)

87 What's Happening > What's Up

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (O8WFE)

88 I'm watching this live. By allowing them this forum, Pelosi just abdicated control of the entire Democratic Party to these 4 freaks.

She has the poll numbers, what the hell was she thinking?

PS - Trump's tweets worked. He's now running for re-election against anti-American morons

Posted by: Bill McGill at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (2Ne6c)

89 Concern troll is concerned

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK8)

90 Who knew these are the 4 who are capable of taking down Pres. Trump? Why didn't the DNC use them first??? If they weren't so smart and capable I'd worry that they, too, would succumb tlike so many before them! But since Nancy, who is so protective of her people would never send them out if she didn't know they'd be successful!, I'm confident for them. Just watching them on the stage , their beauty, goodness and intelligence shines through for all to see.

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (lonOK)

91 As a True Conservative, I find their politics abhorrent, but my principles demand that we import another 20 million people who think just like they do.

Posted by: David French at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (cfSRQ)

92 so four communists walk into a bar....

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:28 PM (xbWHd)
........

ten minutes later ambulances arrive, in no hurry at all.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

93 >>32 Why Fox is giving these squids another platform is beyond me.


I want them to. I want America to see The Squad!!!

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)

94 70 If they haven't all got a place to go back to, how hard would it be to negotiate one with some cash-poor shithole?
Posted by: Monty James at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (Zqz9o)

You go back to Europe! You are not an American, sir!

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (ym5eo)

95 ''I miss the old days when this place was worth following.''

Thank you for your concern.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (jm1YL)

96 blaAAACKH

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)

97 77 Posted by: The Governor at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (HDahC)

In case you missed it there is no chance the media would highlight the donk's antics come crunch time.
This is setting people up to view these borderline treasonous assholes as the face of the blue dogs.

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (xbWHd)

98 I miss the old days when this place was worth following.

Posted by: The Governor at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (HDahC)

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And yet, you are here.

Posted by: The Internetz at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (Pqytn)

99 Compared to these 4, I'm practically Polly Patriot!

Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (FJYfm)

100 83
Ayanna Pressely is like the Zeppo Marx of the Squad.

She's The Squad's token. They have to include her.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM (O8WFE)

101 I miss the old days when this place was worth following.

Posted by: The Governor at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (HDahC)

--

+1.

Where are you hanging out these days?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (DIDiA)

102 Husband came home early from doc appointment and warned me I'm going to have a rage stroke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

103 Islamaphobe!

Take a drink!

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (79p/O)

104 I will not dignify the claim that I am pro-Al Qaeda by denying it.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (PbpT7)

105 Nancy pelosi could not have thought this was a good idea.

If she did she would be there right now.
Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (79p/O)


She thought the presser with Schumer after the meeting with Trump was a good idea.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

106 Rashida Tlaib is the most accomplished, magnetic, beautiful potatoe I have ever in my life gazed upon.

Posted by: Dan "Potatoe Lover" Quayle at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (Zqz9o)

107 Crackers!

Evil Whitey!

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (79p/O)

108 White men killing in schools, movie theaters, mosques and synagogues!!!

*drink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

109 Victims

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (RBOtF)

110 Has anyone taken off their shoe and banged it on the podium?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 15, 2019 05:37 PM (koNhm)

111 Kill whitey!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

112 Oh, good grief. Listening to these idiots babbling on. I feel my IQ dropping.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 05:37 PM (rBtIz)

113 Dignification!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 05:37 PM (hjaPQ)

114 Trump is sooo lucky.

Posted by: nip at July 15, 2019 05:37 PM (DfGpI)

115 I will not dignify the claim that I am pro-Al Qaeda by denying it.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (PbpT7)

--

I'm not joking when I say this next part:

I'm pretty sure that's the gist of how Bush responded to a question about Epstein.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:37 PM (DIDiA)

116
I miss the old days when this place was worth following.
Posted by: The Governor at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (HDahC)


Back in the day when you could wear blackface while commenting?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 05:37 PM (TAmPV)

117 pigsObligatory...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhY1x8CpWeI

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (HaL55)

118 Did AOC get sworn in before this presser?

Posted by: SH at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (sX1BW)

119 Anyone there with the balls to ask Bro-Fo about her enjoying the killing of Americans in the movie Black Hawk Down? Because she totally said she did.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

120 Hmmm, Harris has taken over 2nd place from Warren.
Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (G0vdT)
Get used to seeing her name and hearing that fake phony creepy laugh.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (uEbPt)

121 The Governor = JEB!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (O8WFE)

122 I'm not feeling your love Omar.

I'm a Jew. Last I checked you want me dead.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (79p/O)

123 I hope someone o PDT's re-election committee is taping all this for campaign commercials. Thanks gals.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (jm1YL)

124 115 I will not dignify the claim that I am pro-Al Qaeda by denying it.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2019 05:36 PM (PbpT7)

--

I'm not joking when I say this next part:

I'm pretty sure that's the gist of how Bush responded to a question about Epstein.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:37 PM (DIDiA)

I have a hard time seeing W on the Lolita Express.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK8)

125 I swear allegiance to the flag of the Communist International of America ..

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (ZWPYv)

126 Looks like they all graduated summa cum laude from the Christine Blasey Ford University of Fake Concern Facial Expressions.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (oFcdC)

127 I will not dignify the claim that I am pro-Al Qaeda by denying it.

It's hard to shit post and listen at the same time, but I thought she said something about condemning terrorism, which I don't believe, but if Trump got her to do that, well...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (fuK7c)

128 Looking Omar is trying to be the Alpha.

Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (G0vdT)

129 She wants us all dead. Make America Somalia/Palestine.

Thanks Bush and Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

130 am at work and not watching - is it as bad as I am guessing it would be? Hate Trump, Hate Whites, USA for everyone, Hate ICE...blah blah

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (a0IVu)

131 Dignification?!

Da fuq?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (rBtIz)

132 I have a hard time seeing W on the Lolita Express.

-

Not personally, but I suspect he knew the score.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (DIDiA)

133 Nancy pelosi could not have thought this was a good idea.

If she did she would be there right now.


Just seems to me she's giving them all the rope they want.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (g0Lfb)

134 Not one press whore there has any balls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

135 Extreme love for everyone except the evil man and his corrupt supporters against who we are at war.

Who cannot say this is not noble?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (pvg5V)

136 Wow, Pixy's hamsters are after me again today. I had to take every single space out of that previous post because I kept getting that "rejected for too many spaces" warning.

I suppose it's too much trouble to fix, eh Pixy? Spaces. Really? C'mon man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (HaL55)

137 Access to clean water and clean air. Yikes.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (kLDv+)

138 Trump should have a press conference. Come out look into the camera and laugh hysterically and wave goodbye.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (EVJ0V)

139 132 I have a hard time seeing W on the Lolita Express.

-

Not personally, but I suspect he knew the score.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (DIDiA)

W had this thing about NOT attacking his domestic enemies. Which is a big reason why things are fucked up now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (bcbK8)

140
Why are they showing a 20 year old episode of the View?
Posted by: Minnfidel


No, this is the View of the future. And the future's looking grim.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (aKsyK)

141 The United States of House of Representatives?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (rBtIz)

142 AOC talking about "weak minds."

I just can't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

143 I'm not watching. What's the hajib count?

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (Pqytn)

144 137 Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (kLDv+)

Step one: do not live in Flint Michigan or other democrat ruled places....
see the problem?

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (xbWHd)

145 How cute, Omar's earrings match her towel.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

146 "The Squad", halloween costumes

Posted by: Redenzo at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (14qvS)

147 Okay Gutfeld and gang. Go at it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

148 I have to disagree with the Estimable Ewok that Trump's rhetorical handgrenade wasn't a stroke of genius. It egged the Dems into putting the spotlight on these four vials of electoral poison, and all four of them are too stupid / arrogant / both to realize it.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (pPQeR)

149 143 I'm not watching. What's the hajib count?

One. Rancida is an uncovered piece of meat.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (O8WFE)

150 AOC has her sad, victim face on.

Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (G0vdT)

151 Keep blathering, bitches.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (H8QX8)

152 130 am at work and not watching - is it as bad as I am guessing it would be? Hate Trump, Hate Whites, USA for everyone, Hate ICE...blah blah

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Let me put it this way: Omar refuses to condemn terrorism.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (qSCcj)

153 126 Looks like they all graduated summa cum laude from the Christine Blasey Ford University of Fake Concern Facial Expressions.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (oFcdC)

Are they doing her little girl voice too?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (bcbK8)

154 I miss the old days when this place was worth following.

Posted by: The Governor at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (HDahC)

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And yet, you are here.
Posted by: The Internetz at July 15, 2019 05:35 PM

I've been here for years. And you are? Nevermind. Blow me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (H4VdJ)

155 Journalist: "Ooooh, me me, next!"

Ilhan: "OK, what's your question?"

Journalist: "Do you actually fuck your brother, or is the marriage nothing but a complete immigration scam?"

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (oFcdC)

156 PDT: *grabs crotch* "Occupy this, bitches."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (ptqGC)

157 Was there any questions challenging the Squad?

Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (G0vdT)

158 4 of them and still I got no damn sammich!

Posted by: RICO aka democrat at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (x6XkS)

159 154 Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (H4VdJ)

Why are we blowing each other?

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:41 PM (xbWHd)

160 WTF is The Governor?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (jUVms)

161 So glad I'm not watching this train-wreck into a dumpster fire

Have to believe TuCa is gonna have a field day with this for the rest of the week

Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (DU2N9)

162 Isn't the black chick's husband in jail for dealing drugs?

Posted by: Jaimo at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (EVJ0V)

163 Is Juan taking a mental health day off?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

164 Devastating counter to Twitter posts by Trump. They won.

Maybe not.

Posted by: Monty James at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (Zqz9o)

165 126 Looks like they all graduated summa cum laude from the Christine Blasey Ford University of Fake Concern Facial Expressions.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 05:38 PM (oFcdC)

Are they doing her little girl voice too?
Posted by: Mark A

Beach people.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (H4VdJ)

166
Dignification?!

Da fuq?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


We can dig it!

Posted by: Shaft singers at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (aKsyK)

167 And nobody got shot?

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

168 Was there any questions challenging the Squad?


*checks transcript*


No. Resoundingly no.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (fuK7c)

169 160 Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (jUVms)

A sock, a cuck, or a concern troll....

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (xbWHd)

170 "Ilhan Omar refuses to say she's not pro-Al-Qaeda."



At the bachelor parties, the stripper's panties don't come off until about the third song.


Omar is just holding back until the third song.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (sy5kK)

171 135
Extreme love for everyone except the evil man and his corrupt supporters against who we are at war.



Who cannot say this is not noble?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (pvg5V)

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I am literally weeping over this event. So brave!

Posted by: David French at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (cfSRQ)

172 160 WTF is The Governor?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (jUVms)

A shitty revolver?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (bcbK8)

173 Chubby latina gurl filling in for Juan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

174 The Broad Squad.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (oFcdC)

175 The 2020 election supposably hinges on Suburban Wives of Pallor. They swung Dem in 2018, we are told, because Trump says unkind things. So, do those same wives listen to these four and think "Yeah, those ladies are telling it like it is"?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (8AONa)

176 Rashida Tlaib is the most accomplished, magnetic, beautiful potatoe I have ever in my life gazed upon.

**

She looks like the template for the woman who always cockblocks for her much hotter and nicer friend.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 05:43 PM (x2PE6)

177 We hate America and everything for which she stands! How dare you call us Anti-American you descendants of racist slaveholders!

Posted by: The Suicide Squad and the Pretenders to the White House at July 15, 2019 05:43 PM (+y/Ru)

178 164 Posted by: Monty James at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (Zqz9o)
If America wants the Fab Four there, I am done with her.

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:43 PM (xbWHd)

179 The Death Squad, if they had their way. And some day they may.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:43 PM (O8WFE)

180 Maybe the moron who posted the Bush quote to a reporter will be around to help.

Wasn't Jeb governor of Florida when Epstein was sort of charged?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:43 PM (DIDiA)

181 *off to make a couple of gin ampersand tonics*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

182 ''Trump should have a press conference. Come out look into the camera and laugh hysterically and wave goodbye.''

He's probably still working although someone on his staff is recording it for viewing later. Or maybe not. I doubt the president gives a fat rat's a** what these women say.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:43 PM (jm1YL)

183 The 4 twat brigade.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

184 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes ago

The Dems were trying to distance themselves from the four "progressives," but now they are forced to embrace them. That means they are endorsing Socialism, hate of Israel and the USA! Not good for the Democrats!

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (cF8AT)

185 Holy crap I picked the wrong 4 horsemen of the apocalypse!

Posted by: Bernie sanders at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (YRANJ)

186 Okay Gutfeld and gang. Go at it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:40 PM (ptqGC)
***************
Glad Juan is being replaced today by my favorite Democrat.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (RBOtF)

187 Before they spoke, on the 5 Dana Perino actually said she thought the House was in play. And not because of anything positive the Republicans have done. I've always seen her as a pretty mild NeverTrumper, a Bushie.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (+Tibp)

188 I'm not tired of WINNING!

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (79p/O)

189 4 Non-Brains

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (O8WFE)

190 I think somebody must have made fun of Ms. Corpuscle during recess.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

191 I mean, she's been here since she was six, and man, she sounds just like a native!

Wait - can we even say "native" anymore?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

192 ALL THESE NATIONS ARE YOURS - EXCEPT AMERICA.

ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.

Posted by: The Washington Monument at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (tjRMO)

193 4 Non-Brains
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (O8WFE)


Winner.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

194 W had this thing about NOT attacking his domestic enemies. Which is a big reason why things are fucked up now.

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Jeez that's such a great point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (DIDiA)

195 This female version of the Village People makes me long for the female version of Ghostbusters.

Posted by: Ted K. at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (FJYfm)

196 @realDonaldTrump 1 minute ago

The Obama Administration built the Cages, not the Trump Administration! DEMOCRATS MUST GIVE US THE VOTES TO CHANGE BAD IMMIGRATION LAWS.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (cF8AT)

197 Anyone still doubting Trump's genius?

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (mpCh3)

198 They have consulted with their beach friends...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

199 The pro-Pali gurl called PDT a mother-f*cker twice.

But he uses bad language.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

200 Even Dana Perino was saying that the dems will lose the house in 2020.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (gC2IV)

201 176 Rashida Tlaib is the most accomplished, magnetic, beautiful potatoe I have ever in my life gazed upon.

**

She looks like the template for the woman who always cockblocks for her much hotter and nicer friend.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 05:43 PM (x2PE6)

That reminds me, I need to go re-watch the UK version of Coupling again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (bcbK8)

202 I brought the bomb belt and Donkey Chomp brought the drinks.

Posted by: Rep Shariah Barbie at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (BRpqW)

203 71 I will donate $200 to the first Congressperson to pipe up with "get off your brother's cock and talk sense"
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 05:33 PM (6Wgmu)

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*throws in a couple more bills*

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (jUVms)

204 187 Posted by: Blutarski at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (+Tibp)

Dana is kept opposition....
kind of like Mitt.

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (xbWHd)

205 Look! They dress like whore! Whore! Paint face like whore! Wear colorful dress like Whore! Whore!


Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

206 What's this I hear about The Squaws?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

207 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes ago

The Dems were trying to distance themselves from the four "progressives," but now they are forced to embrace them. That means they are endorsing Socialism, hate of Israel and the USA! Not good for the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (cF8AT)


In other words.

SCHLONGED!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

208 President Trump got inside the DNC OODA loop and forced these anti-American bigots to react.

Heh.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (qC1Sy)

209 Unlike my wife, I hear all 4 are waxed dolphin smooth.

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (ym5eo)

210 Like Trump is like super mean you guys. Like seriously, like me an Ilhan were like talking and she was all like, and I was all like.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (H4VdJ)

211 Speaking of the totally-not-an-enemy-of-the-people, just-the-facts-ma'am, unbiased journalists at CNN, take a look at these chyrons.

https://bit.ly/2SfAHeb

Posted by: The Suicide Squad and the Pretenders to the White House at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (+y/Ru)

212 Why Fox is giving these squids another platform is beyond me.

Coincidence that Paul Ryan is on the Fox board of directors?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (lD3vL)

213 189 4 Non-Brains
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (O8WFE)

Ding, ding, ding!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (bcbK8)

214 Dana is a wholly devoted Bush acolyte.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

215
Pelosi has to banging her head against the desk right now. Weak, confused old woman, caught up in the tide of events.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (fUqBx)

216 184 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes ago

The Dems were trying to distance themselves from the four "progressives," but now they are forced to embrace them. That means they are endorsing Socialism, hate of Israel and the USA! Not good for the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (cF8AT)

Oh yeah..he knew what he was doing. Not letting Nancy get rid of those idiots was pure genius.

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (a0IVu)

217 I quit Twitter 2 weeks ago and I feel fantastic.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (79p/O)

218 Mark - just FYI I replied to your email. No rush or anything.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

219 200 Even Dana Perino was saying that the dems will lose the house in 2020.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (gC2IV)



Probably with a tear in her eye and sadness in her voice.

Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (WaxcS)

220 205 Look! They dress like whore! Whore! Paint face like whore! Wear colorful dress like Whore! Whore!


Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

What's this about whores?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

221 Was there any questions challenging the Squad?

"What's up?"

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (NAs56)

222 What's this I hear about The Squaws?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM

Why do you ask about donkey braying?

Posted by: Chief Slapaho at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (H4VdJ)

223 Gang of Sore (Losers).

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (oFcdC)

224 I heard one say shithole, did they really say motherfucker?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (fuK7c)

225 I see some questioning Trump interrupting the burgeoning Democrat race war and calling this a mistake.

I don't think it is. Trump just made all the Dems line up behind the Squad.

But guess what? The race war is still going to happen. The unity they have right now will collapse by the end of the week.

This is because The Squad now think they are bullet-proof and are going to be even more overt in picking on Pelosi.

Need more popcorn.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (cfSRQ)

226 The Dems were trying to distance themselves from the four "progressives," but now they are forced to embrace them. That means they are endorsing Socialism, hate of Israel and the USA! Not good for the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (cF8AT)

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But, PDT is stupid!

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (qC1Sy)

227 This crew should be run out of this country at the tip of a horsewhip.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (1YQBD)

228 205 Look! They dress like whore! Whore! Paint face like whore! Wear colorful dress like Whore! Whore!


Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

Stone her! Stone her! *perfectly acceptable under Sharia law, btw*

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 05:47 PM (a0IVu)

229 226 The Dems were trying to distance themselves from the four "progressives," but now they are forced to embrace them. That means they are endorsing Socialism, hate of Israel and the USA! Not good for the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (cF8AT)

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But, PDT is stupid!
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (qC1Sy)

And this website isn't worth following!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

230 Are you guys watching this, or just commenting. because if you're watching it you're better man/woman/gender fluid person than I am

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 05:47 PM (+0VWg)

231 217 Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (79p/O)

If you make it to six weeks an angel gets its wings....
I lost 60 pounds and my blood pressure is so normal I was taken off my meds.

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:47 PM (xbWHd)

232 I missed it... We're they bitchy or whiny?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 05:47 PM (O2RFr)

233 62 Isn't the black chick's husband in jail for dealing drugs?
Posted by: Jaimo at July 15, 2019 05:42 PM (EVJ0V)


That would be a first.

I mean, if they're actually married.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 15, 2019 05:47 PM (YqDXo)

234 For all of their faults, which are numerous, think of the brain dead idiots that voted for The Squad.

Squadoosh Bags.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2019 05:47 PM (Z+IKu)

235 232 I missed it... We're they bitchy or whiny?

All of the above.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:47 PM (O8WFE)

236 I think Donkey-Chompers just said, "This country belongs to the world."



So she's illiterate in economics, civics and probably just about every topic under the sun

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM (kw5n8)

237 218 Mark - just FYI I replied to your email. No rush or anything.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

Cool, thanks man. I'll stop playing and go check it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM (bcbK8)

238 200 Even Dana Perino was saying that the dems will lose the house in 2020.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (gC2IV)

Not so fast! We have hundreds of Evan Mcmullins ready to step up and run as independents! Fully financed by very conservative Americans. 100% Americans.

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM (ym5eo)

239 @54 The Mod Squad - final episode: 1973
The Odd Squad - still playing today
SOLID.

Posted by: teh Wind at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM (apyTf)

240 Stone her! Stone her! *perfectly acceptable under Sharia law, btw*

-

Not just acceptable, but believed to be required by over half of practicing Muslims per Pew.

Whoopsies!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM (DIDiA)

241 I think Donkey-Chompers just said, "This country belongs to the world

Did she really?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

242 In fairness to Omar, it's kind of hard to learn the language when you brother keeps sticking his dick in your mouth.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM (7RwN9)

243 I'd kind of like to a fly on the wall of Oblabla's wall as he watches this. Hillary's too.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM (jm1YL)

244 This has been an amazing 48 hours. Holy shit.

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM (q177U)

245 I'm now convinced we're at the "ButtRuckers" stage on the Idiocracy timeline.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (uGHnY)

246 Dana thinks the House is in play? Houston, we've got a problem.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (hjaPQ)

247


Police Squad >>>> Mod Squad >>>> The Squad

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (kw5n8)

248 "The Gang of 4"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (bcbK8)

249 214 Dana is a wholly devoted Bush acolyte.

And a great dispenser of peanut butter.

Posted by: Jasper! at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (/6uU7)

250 It's "The Squat".

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (7RwN9)

251 232 I missed it... We're they bitchy or whiny?
Posted by: It's me donna


Wait - - there was sound?

I turned off the sound on all devices and videos long ago. My motto is, "If you think you have something to say, I do not want to hear from you."

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (oFcdC)

252 "The Squad of 4"?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (bcbK8)

253 Oh yeah..he knew what he was doing. Not letting Nancy get rid of those idiots was pure genius.
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (a0IVu)


It was Trump's version of "necklacing" Pelosi.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (WDxUi)

254 Does anyone believe AOC reflecting pool incident happened ? Or anyone actually 'recognized Presley in an airport much less apologized to Her?

Posted by: Bernie sanders at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (YRANJ)

255 Sven,

Good job.

I've been laying off social media. It's a pox on society.

More like the French pox.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (79p/O)

256 I think Donkey-Chompers just said, "This country belongs to the world

Did she really?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM

Would it shock anyone?

Posted by: Chief Slapaho at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (H4VdJ)

257 Pelosi has got to be doing Jello shots out of a flower vase right now.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (x2PE6)

258
And the idiots Dems and sailing the Kristol Ship think Trump made big mistake in attacking them?

Hell, this display means landslides in the Electoral College and popular vote.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (zBaqJ)

259 Can't do it. I just can't do it. I need my brain cells and a stable blood pressure.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (NWiLs)

260 >>>Why Fox is giving these squids another platform is beyond me.


Since the most popular of these clowns has a favorability rating similar to dental surgery, I'd give them ten platforms if they wished.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (HmZuC)

261 Idiot savant Jay Inslee said that if elected President he would ask Megan Rapinoe to be his Secretary of State. What a tool. Talk about pandering. Who next Jay, Kaopernick for Department of Justice, Alyssa Milano Attorney General.

Good news. You will never be President.

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (oiNtH)

262 The Twunt Squad.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (79p/O)

263 I would pay good money to see PDT say into a microphone "Calm your tits, ladies."

Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (8TdcF)

264 The Squirt.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (Dh1wo)

265 I once had a Somali coworker. She came here when she was 6 (I think she was 18-19 when I knew her) and grew up in Seattle's Somali community.

When 9/11 happened she reacted like most Americans, but within days she was saying things like "America did this to themselves," and having some sympathy for the terrorist. Soon it turned into "Bin Laden is sexy" and fake stories of America retaliation against American Muslims.

Eventually she began to cover more (to be more "devout"). It was obvious that this young lady was being influenced by her community.

I figure Omar's experiences and influences were pretty much the same as my coworkers.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (BJKQV)

266 What you have just witnessed is the death of the Democratic Party and the accession of the Progressive Socialist Party.

PSP

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (3H9h1)

267 255 Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (79p/O)

The main thing is it gives you quiet in your mind to think.
Social media is something that should be a plot from some bond villain.

Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (xbWHd)

268 Pelosi's hittin' that bottle like it's Sonny Corleone and it just slapped her sister.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (O8WFE)

269 Winning the house will come down to candidate recruitment. (like it often does) in 2018, we had Paul Ryan and the GOP-e intentionally sabotaging the entire process from the inside, by refusing to give any support at all to new candidates in the 40 seats they gave up.

Hopefully the GOP is at least making an effort not to lose this time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

270 136 Wow, Pixy's hamsters are after me again today. I had to take every single space out of that previous post because I kept getting that "rejected for too many spaces" warning.

I suppose it's too much trouble to fix, eh Pixy? Spaces. Really? C'mon man.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 05:39 PM (HaL55)


Use this site to fix your stuff before you post. Someone else here recommended it and it works.

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Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (sy5kK)

271 243 I'd kind of like to a fly on the wall of Oblabla's wall as he watches this. Hillary's too.
Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:48 PM (jm1YL)


Also Pelosi's and Soros's.

I can imagine the latter shrieking, "FFS, do I have to do everything to overthrow America? You idiots couldn't overturn an apple turnover."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (WDxUi)

272 Like SHE's Sonny Corleone.

Jeez. Stupid fingers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (O8WFE)

273 Bromore should STFU. What a parade of stupid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

274 W had this thing about NOT attacking his domestic enemies. Which is a big reason why things are fucked up now.

-
He treated those who called him Chimpy W. McHitler with benign neglect like you would if your mother farted at the dinner table. Now everyone farts at the dinner table.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (+y/Ru)

275 I turned off the sound on all devices and videos long ago. My motto is, "If you think you have something to say, I do not want to hear from you."

Posted by: zombie
===

* fistbump *

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (8AONa)

276 268 Pelosi's hittin' that bottle like it's Sonny Corleone and it just slapped her sister.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (O8WFE)



She just decked Hillary and stole her keys to the Valu-Rite warehouse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)

277
Does anyone believe AOC reflecting pool incident happened ? Or anyone actually 'recognized Presley in an airport much less apologized to Her?
Posted by: Bernie sanders at July 15, 2019 05:49 PM (YRANJ)

--------

I'm not watching... Did she become transfixed by her own image, and accidentally turn into a flower?

I mean if Omar can crib from Les Miserables, why not?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (fUqBx)

278 I heard one say shithole, did they really say motherfucker?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 05:46 PM (fuK7c)


Rashida did, right around the time of her swearing in ceremony -- "We're gonna impeach that motherfucker"*

* not an exact quote, but real close, and used the word for sure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (Z4rgH)

279 205 Look! They dress like whore! Whore! Paint face like whore! Wear colorful dress like Whore! Whore!


Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 05:45 PM (gmo/4)
.........

Um, think I'll hang on to my two dollars, thank you.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

280 I rate those brave lady's speech as 10 out of 10 eggplant emojis.

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (ym5eo)

281 ''It was Trump's version of "necklacing" Pelosi.''

Amazing man our president. So grateful he chose to put his very, very pleasant life on hold to run for office. So grateful.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (jm1YL)

282 The 4 Whores of the Apocalypse

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (gmo/4)

283 Please threaten us some more, moslem bitchface.

Posted by: Chris M at July 15, 2019 05:52 PM (eAZVt)

284
Clod Squad.

Throw clods of earth at them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2019 05:52 PM (6kzAH)

285 The Cod Squad

Because smelly

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 05:52 PM (S7WbR)

286 47 I just saw a photo of the black lady James Bond.

Her eyebrows are MAGNIFICENT. They're a half inch or so above her plucked actual eyebrows, and drawn in with a wide tip sharpie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:31 PM (DIDiA)



For real?

They already made Miss Moneypenny black, and an actual field agent and not just a secretary at MI-6. Now they need to transgender James Bond?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 15, 2019 05:52 PM (ujg0T)

287 270 136 Wow, Pixy's hamsters are after me again today. I had to take every single space out of that previous post because I kept getting that "rejected for too many spaces" warning.

I suppose it's too much trouble to fix, eh Pixy? Spaces. Really? C'mon man.
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Use this site to fix your stuff before you post. Someone else here recommended it and it works.

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Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (sy5kK)

Hogmartin's quote unfucker works too. stoatnet.org/ace

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 05:52 PM (NWiLs)

288 Twat squad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 05:52 PM (H4VdJ)

289 Other than missing a suicide vest, this is great.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2019 05:53 PM (tjRMO)

290 Good God, did rag head actually bring up the "grab them by the pussy" thing?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 05:53 PM (O2RFr)

291 How much money would be raised for the Trump 2020 campaign, if there were an auction for positions in the firing squad for these four commies?

The Pay Per View take would be .... considerable.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 05:53 PM (QzJWU)

292 I figure Omar's experiences and influences were pretty much the same as my coworkers.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (BJKQV)


All the more reason to deport the lot.

Also, to restrict immigration - especially from places like Somalia, if we allow any at all - to a trickle, so that (legal) immigrants pretty much have to assimilate, because there aren't enough of them to generate a self-validating bubble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 05:53 PM (WDxUi)

293 They should light themselves on Fire and run into a gas station.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2019 05:54 PM (7RwN9)

294 Four Queef.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

295 >> "244
This has been an amazing 48 hours."

And it's only Monday.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 15, 2019 05:54 PM (Wz5OP)

296 Suicide Belt Squad

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

297 They should light themselves on Fire and run into a gas station.

Well the light on fire thing... done

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 05:54 PM (O2RFr)

298 They already made Miss Moneypenny black, and an actual field agent and not just a secretary at MI-6. Now they need to transgender James Bond?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 15, 2019 05:52 PM (ujg0T)

--BONUS: She'll be a carpet-muncher.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 05:54 PM (S7WbR)

299 281 ''It was Trump's version of "necklacing" Pelosi.''

Amazing man our president. So grateful he chose to put his very, very pleasant life on hold to run for office. So grateful.
Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (jm1YL)

Indeed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:55 PM (bcbK8)

300 The founding members of the C U Next Tuesday she-woman man haters club.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 15, 2019 05:55 PM (LEMQm)

301
I missed it... We're they bitchy or whiny?

AND witchy and briny.

Posted by: Shaft singers at July 15, 2019 05:55 PM (aKsyK)

302
I missed it... We're they bitchy or whiny?


They were witchy. And biney. I guess. I'm not watching because Guinness and I like the two brain cells I have left, even if all they do is bicker with each other constantly.

There's no point in paying them a nanosecond of attention. They're my country's enemies and can GFT and EABOD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 05:55 PM (HaL55)

303 The Squad left to squat and take a squirt.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

304 Four whorseman of the Trumpocalypse.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 15, 2019 05:55 PM (Vy7tf)

305 I blame Mussolini for not doing a better job in Italian Somaliland

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 05:55 PM (gmo/4)

306 Did Omar insist that she really does love The Great Satan?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 05:55 PM (1Z64M)

307 The fact these stupid, twats have power pisses me off.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 05:55 PM (jUVms)

308 Four Queef.
Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

The Queefing Four?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (w5jr9)

309 Serious question...

Did PDJT ever, in any of these allegedly "racist" tweets, actually mention anyone's race?

Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (DU2N9)

310 Tom Servo, I read somewhere that the GOP recruiter is a NT.

I will have to see if I can find that again.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (84LPL)

311 ''How much money would be raised for the Trump 2020 campaign, if there were an auction for positions in the firing squad for these four commies? ''

I'm already on a monthly donation plan but I think I'll send a couple more dollars his way just because this is so entertaining. Thank you Mr. President.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

312 25 This country belongs to the world.
______________

The fuck it does.

But that's what these assholes really think. That the U.S. belongs to everybody, and American taxpayers have a responsibility to provide "free" shit for all the world.

Fuck them, and fuck their sense of entitlement to give away that which generations of our ancestors built and fought and sacrificed and died to bequeath to us, their posterity.

This is what happens when we don't have adequate immigration controls. These nasty un-American foreigners and spawn of foreigners have no idea what America is, or what it took to build it, or how privileged and lucky they are that they are allowed to share in it, despite their lack of American DNA.

Trump is right. If these ingrate bitches don't like America, they should get the fuck out. We don't need or want their kind here.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (k4dH2)

313 298 They already made Miss Moneypenny black, and an actual field agent and not just a secretary at MI-6. Now they need to transgender James Bond?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 15, 2019 05:52 PM (ujg0T)

--BONUS: She'll be a carpet-muncher.
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 05:54 PM (S7WbR)


"But first you will Blo... feld"


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (zBaqJ)

314 I think Donkey-Chompers just said, "This country belongs to the world

-
This land is Iran's
This land is Pakistan's
From California to the New York Island,
From the Redwood Forest, to the Gulf stream waters,
This land was made for all Mexicans

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)

315 Amazing man our president. So grateful he chose to put his very, very pleasant life on hold to run for office. So grateful.
Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (jm1YL)


Me too. Perhaps I'm being naive, but I do believe he did it out of patriotism. He left his idyllic life - in perpetuity now - and he's taking no salary, but boatloads of vituperation.

Hard to imagine what other motivation there could be. Ego, some will say, but I don't think that that is enough to offset the aggravation. And he can never go back to his old life. Ever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (WDxUi)

316 ''Did PDJT ever, in any of these allegedly "racist" tweets, actually mention anyone's race?''

Nope

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

317
Looks like Omar just had a lobotomy and forgot to remove the bandage from her head

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (TAmPV)

318 Re: Jane Bond

The famous Iowahawk quote about leftists:

1. Identify a respected institution.
2. kill it.
3. gut it.
4. wear its carcass as a skin suit, while demanding respect.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (HmZuC)

319 Serious question...

Did PDJT ever, in any of these allegedly "racist" tweets, actually mention anyone's race?
Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (DU2N9)


He didn't even mention any names. No countries. No colors. No specifics at all.

Just "go home. Fix your shithole. come back and tell us how you did it."

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)

320 This is what happens when the beauty school sets its standards for graduation too high.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (kLDv+)

321
256 I think Donkey-Chompers just said, "This country belongs to the world


Molon labe, Sugar Tits. Molon labe.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (6kzAH)

322 Did PDJT ever, in any of these allegedly "racist" tweets, actually mention anyone's race?
Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (DU2N9)

------

Serious answer, of course not.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (jUVms)

323 "Social media is something that should be a plot from some bond villain.


Posted by: sven at July 15, 2019 05:50 PM (xbWHd)"
..Sounds like you're implying that it's not.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (eAshZ)

324 That moment will go down in American herstory, and the first time you felt blood flow into my tiny penis in decades. Truly moving in many ways.

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (ym5eo)

325 I only watched the grand standing, watching Spectre on FXM, never saw this one.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (BbGew)

326 I ain't gonna watch James Bond if I gotta see his face on a bottle of pancake syrup.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (Kpl3J)

327 315 Amazing man our president. So grateful he chose to put his very, very pleasant life on hold to run for office. So grateful.
Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 05:51 PM (jm1YL)

Me too. Perhaps I'm being naive, but I do believe he did it out of patriotism. He left his idyllic life - in perpetuity now - and he's taking no salary, but boatloads of vituperation.

Hard to imagine what other motivation there could be. Ego, some will say, but I don't think that that is enough to offset the aggravation. And he can never go back to his old life. Ever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (WDxUi)

He said he'd only run if he felt the country needed him.

Well, it did and he did. Thankfully.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (bcbK8)

328 306 Did Omar insist that she really does love The Great Satan?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 05:55 PM (1Z64M)


Taqqiya sunrise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (zBaqJ)

329 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (+0VWg)

330 I think Donkey-Chompers just said, "This country belongs to the world."

Uh, no. Bitch.

Not even close.

Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (DU2N9)

331 Omar: "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not look like theirs."

Even her colleagues in Congress all want to kill little brown babies!

You can tell how much she loves America. Exactly how much.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (Ndje9)

332 If the world was conservative, they'd have walls higher than the ones around Owebama's DC Mansion.

Posted by: Sponge at July 15, 2019 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

333 Seriously, these people are making me take a Second Look At Racism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 05:58 PM (1Z64M)

334 Omar: "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not look like theirs."

--

If fairness, I had a border collie once.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 05:58 PM (DIDiA)

335 326 I ain't gonna watch James Bond if I gotta see his face on a bottle of pancake syrup.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (Kpl3J)

Well supposedly, she's not James Bond, just 007.

The franchise is dead now. Dan Craig and now this pack of SJWs killed it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

336 These heros of herstory are just as American as you and I. They are all pink inside.

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 05:58 PM (ym5eo)

337 This isn't the party of Humphrey, Scoop Jackson, and JFK anymore.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (Pqytn)

338 Perhaps I'm being naive, but I do believe he did it
out of patriotism. He left his idyllic life - in perpetuity now - and
he's taking no salary, but boatloads of vituperation.



Hard to imagine what other motivation there could be. Ego, some will
say, but I don't think that that is enough to offset the aggravation.
And he can never go back to his old life. Ever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


There is a certain allure to going down in history as the man who saved the country.

Posted by: Winston C. at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (T6t7i)

339 I think Donkey-Chompers just said, "This country belongs to the world

And conversely, then, the world belongs to us. So we can take over any country we like, kick out the current
residents, and run it as we see fit, right?

Let's start with Puerto Rico, whose state motto will be "The Welfare State" if we're ever foolish enough to accept that shithole as a state.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (WDxUi)

340 As I was saying, Anonsaurus Wreck, before my computer rudely cut me off, please send your song to the WH. It's appropriate and funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (+0VWg)

341 I see Mehico has said No to Trumps new asylum law... Surprise

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (O2RFr)

342 331 331 Omar: "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not look like theirs."

Even her colleagues in Congress all want to kill little brown babies!

You can tell how much she loves America. Exactly how much.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (Ndje9)

Remember, Muslims hate dogs.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (pgXNG)

343 330 I think Donkey-Chompers just said, "This country belongs to the world."

Uh, no. Bitch.

Not even close.
Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (DU2N9)


This train wreck of a shit show may be the worst political own-goal in history.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (zBaqJ)

344 Omar: "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not look like theirs."


Planned Parenthood?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (1Z64M)

345 We need to change our immigration policies right fucking now. Third world shitholes should be the last immigrants in. Unless of course they are demonstrably smart, productive, etc..

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (jUVms)

346 326 I ain't gonna watch James Bond if I gotta see his face on a bottle of pancake syrup.

That ain't maple.

Not even close.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (/6uU7)

347 Of course the gin-soaked hag Hillary had to chime in.

They're from America, and you're right about one thing: Currently their government is a complete and total catastrophe. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (oiNtH)

348 Looks like Omar just had a lobotomy and forgot to remove the bandage from her head

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (TAmPV)
.......

It's a tumah!

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

349 Hard to imagine what other motivation there could be. Ego, some will say, but I don't think that that is enough to offset the aggravation. And he can never go back to his old life. Ever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (WDxUi)

He said he'd only run if he felt the country needed him.

Well, it did and he did. Thankfully.


It's love of country, with a dash of ego and spite. Ego, because I think he believes that he's the only one who can fix things (and he may be correct), and spite because the political class thought he was a joke. Running and winning proved them utterly wrong.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (wCmLp)

350 There are going to be people jumping out of buildings when Trump gets reelected.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (xPl2J)

351 Oh, and with regard to our immigration policies, fuck Ted Kennedy's corpse in hell.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (jUVms)

352 Thanks for the links, y'all. I'll have to axe hogmartin to post his full address for his Pixy Hamster Unfucker next time I see him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (HaL55)

353 344 Omar: "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not look like theirs."


I like dogs for the most part

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (O2RFr)

354 There is a certain allure to going down in history as the man who saved the country.
Posted by: Winston C. at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (T6t7i)


Sure, but that counts as patriotism, rather than self-aggrandizement.

Going down in history next to Churchill and Cincinnatus ... not bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (WDxUi)

355

No, Ms. Bond...I expect you to cry.

Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (aKsyK)

356 Omar: "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the
life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not
look like theirs."

How the hell does that jive with their stance on abortion?

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (gmo/4)

357 Did PDJT ever, in any of these allegedly "racist" tweets, actually mention anyone's race?
Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (DU2N9)

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Serious answer, of course not.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (jUVms)

Yeah, didn't think so.

So these four hags (among others) say incredibly racist (anti-White) things all the day long and nobody calls them out on it. PDJT basically says "Hey, if you're so miserable here, there's the door, don't let it smack you on your fat ass on the way out" and is called a racist.

What an incredibly stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (DU2N9)

358 350 There are going to be people jumping out of buildings when Trump gets reelected.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (xPl2J)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (bcbK8)

359 Right, if there's one thing Do-rag McDemocratty should be lecturing me about, it's how much her party of Molech-worshippers loves the chilrens.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (FKi9J)

360 337 This isn't the party of Humphrey, Scoop Jackson, and JFK anymore.
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2019 05:59 PM (Pqytn)


Now it's scoop up the Jacksons while blasting the Yids about "the Benjamins."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (zBaqJ)

361 Is it 5 islamocommies? I think so. Of the 5 supposedly 4 are 'citizens'. Well hell they may be but they sure ain't Americans. None of them are.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (UUkQp)

362 I miss the old days when this place was worth following.

Posted by: The Governor at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (HDahC)
--------------------------

I used to read this site all the time.

I still read it all the time, but I used to too!

Posted by: Zombie Mitch Hedberg (RIP) at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (zuVZw)

363 "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not look like theirs."

The irony is that her country doesn't value the lives of either dogs OR children. Or much of anybody else, for that matter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (WDxUi)

364 351
Oh, and with regard to our immigration policies, f*** Ted Kennedy's corpse in hell.

Posted by: Seems Legit


Oh, right, I forgot. **rolls eyes**

Posted by: Beelzebub at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (T6t7i)

365 Looks like Omar just had a lobotomy and forgot to remove the bandage from her head

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 05:57 PM (TAmPV)
......

I hope security x-rays that thing every time she walks through. Plenty of room for explosives in there.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

366
Omar: "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not look like theirs."

One million Trump votes just got their wings.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (TAmPV)

367 >>@298

Press release already notes that according to the script for 25 she rebuffs Bond's advances. They're going to go for the SJW trifecta: female, black and bi/lesbian. Evidently the Star Wars train wreck taught them nothing.

This unbelievably idiocy has executive producer Barbara Broccoli written all over it.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (Wz5OP)

368 ...They already made Miss Moneypenny black, and an actual field agent and not just a secretary at MI-6. Now they need to transgender James Bond?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 15, 2019 05:52 PM (ujg0T)

--BONUS: She'll be a carpet-muncher.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 05:54 PM (S7WbR)



Replacing the iconic Aston-Martin with a Subaru Wagon featuring a U.S. Women's Ski Team sticker in the back window, will prove to be a less than optimum casting decision.

That's my prediction, and remember, you heard it here first.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (QzJWU)

369 Some people have "resting bitch face."

These four have resting bitch face, talking bitch face, exhaling bitch face, inhaling bitch face, sleeping bitch face and bitching bitch face.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (oFcdC)

370 355 No, Ms. Bond...I expect you to cry.
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM (aKsyK)


Thread winner

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (zBaqJ)

371 333 Seriously, these people are making me take a Second Look At Racism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 05:58 PM (1Z64M)

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LOL I know, right?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (jUVms)

372 The franchise is dead now. Dan Craig and now this pack of SJWs killed it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 15, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK



You think? I actually liked Craig bringing some depth to a heretofore unbelievably superficial character.

That stated, I would think the actress Naomie Harris would be pissed. Her Moneypenny character could have been broadened without this changing 007's gender crap. Now she's out of a pretty decent role.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (ujg0T)

373 350 There are going to be people jumping out of buildings when Trump gets reelected.
Posted by: Mark1971

It's raining myn!

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 15, 2019 06:02 PM (/6uU7)

374 I mean it's almost like this is exactly what Trump wanted.

Posted by: mediapostate at July 15, 2019 06:02 PM (KHDO4)

375 The franchise is dead now. Dan Craig and now this pack of SJWs killed it.


Craig made the only good Bond movie. (One). Even Connery's movies are unwatchable.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 06:02 PM (fuK7c)

376 Mark, Gang of 4.

They are Maoists after all.

I am waiting for them to announce their "Understanding People initiative" and voluntary struggle sessions

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 06:02 PM (pvg5V)

377 Shrieking harridans.

Posted by: m at July 15, 2019 06:02 PM (R3cOb)

378 Omar: "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not look like theirs."

How many babies did Planned Parenthood, whom you enthusiastically support, rip apart in their mothers' wombs today?

Posted by: DocJ at July 15, 2019 06:03 PM (DU2N9)

379 I mean it's almost like this is exactly what Trump wanted.

I think they should have kept their yaps shut

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 06:03 PM (O2RFr)

380 The RNC needs to keep these 4 idiots front and center. The ads just write themselves.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 06:03 PM (J3GN6)

381 Omar: "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the
life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not
look like theirs."


This is said by a Democrat who supports the baby butchers at Planned Infanticide. And I'm supposed to believe anything she says?

So that's how stoopid she thinks the electorate is, eh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 06:03 PM (HaL55)

382 374 I mean it's almost like this is exactly what Trump wanted.
Posted by: mediapostate at July 15, 2019 06:02 PM (KHDO4)


He maneuvered Palsi into supporting these cvnts when she was desperate to shut them up.

Check and mate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:03 PM (zBaqJ)

383 The next Bond villain will be a masculine white man stroking a bible.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 15, 2019 06:03 PM (HmZuC)

384 ''How the hell does that jive with their stance on abortion? ''

It doesn't. Of course we're not talking about someone with a real high IQ. Good material for a campaign commercial though. Thanks gals.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 06:03 PM (jm1YL)

385 So - I'm guessing AOC didn't flash her boobs?

Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2019 06:03 PM (MVjcR)

386 I miss the old days when this place was worth following.

Posted by: The Governor at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM (HDahC)



I miss the theoretical time that I gave a crap what your opinion is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:03 PM (1Z64M)

387 I would think the actress Naomie Harris would be
pissed. Her Moneypenny character could have been broadened without this
changing 007's gender crap. Now she's out of a pretty decent role.

Posted by: Curmudgeon


Agreed. She did solid work, and is pretty hawt to boot.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (T6t7i)

388 You know what really, really, really pisses off those four women?

They don't look like Ivanka or Melania and will never have the money they do.

Posted by: Gref at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (AMIL/)

389 Joe Biden, at an AARP event in Des Moines, describing his health care proposal: "If you like your health care plan, your employer-based plan, you can keep it. If you like your private insurance, you can keep it."

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Whoa! He really is Obama!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

390 The next Bond villain will be a masculine white man stroking a bible.

--

A 14 year old junior varsity wrestler.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (DIDiA)

391 184 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes ago

The Dems were trying to distance themselves from the four "progressives," but now they are forced to embrace them. That means they are endorsing Socialism, hate of Israel and the USA! Not good for the Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 05:44 PM (cF8AT)




So whoever called this as another Trump set up of the Demos, you get the prize.

After a while it becomes predictable and boring.

Like getting the neighbor's little yapper dogs to bark every time you walk by them and stare. It gets old after a while.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (sy5kK)

392 How the hell does that jive with their stance on abortion?

Posted by: Archer at July 15, 2019 06:00 PM

Simple. They spent 60 years convincing themselves that unborn children aren't human beings.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (rBtIz)

393 381 Omar: "We live in a society and govern in a body that might value the
life of a dog more than they value the life of a child who might not
look like theirs."

This is said by a Democrat who supports the baby butchers at Planned Infanticide. And I'm supposed to believe anything she says?

So that's how stoopid she thinks the electorate is, eh?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 15, 2019 06:03 PM (HaL55)


That would be the butchers who kill black and brown babies almost exclusively.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (zBaqJ)

394 386

Bravo Mr. Peebles!

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (79p/O)

395 Some people have "resting bitch face."

These four have resting bitch face, talking bitch face, exhaling bitch face, inhaling bitch face, sleeping bitch face and bitching bitch face.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 06:01 PM (oFcdC)
..........

Kind of like Kamalala, when she's not faking it.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

396
This is said by a Democrat who supports the baby butchers at Planned Infanticide. And I'm supposed to believe anything she says?


Muslims don't exactly like dogs either.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (TAmPV)

397 310 Tom Servo, I read somewhere that the GOP recruiter is a NT.
I will have to see if I can find that again.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 05:56 PM (84LPL)

Now I'm sorry I looked for the answer. Looks like the GOP House Recruiter was Rep. Susan Brooks, who suddenly announced her retirement for "personal reasons" a month ago. So, it's 16 months before the election, and the GOP has no candidate recruiter at all.

But They're Confident that Everything will Just Work Out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (Kpl3J)

398 I miss the old days when this place was worth following.

Posted by: The Governor at July 15, 2019 05:34 PM

I missed never missing you or knowing you existed. GFY.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 06:04 PM (H4VdJ)

399 Ego, because I think he believes that he's the only one who can fix things (and he may be correct)

If so, I believe he is correct.

I was early on the Trump train for just that reason. IMO, the other candidates would get savaged by the MSM and lose, most likely, but even if they won, they'd be gelded by the Reds.

Trump was the only one with enough hard bark on him to withstand all of that and still persevere, it seemed to me. I had no idea what his policies would be, except for being pretty sure that they'd be better than Hillarhoid's. Needless to say, at this juncture, I'm delighted with what he's done, and what he's doing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:05 PM (WDxUi)

400 We don't want to silence you. KEEP TALKING!!111!!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 06:05 PM (NMAzL)

401 In October of 2000 I was doing a software job in Portland ME with "Nirav," a Muslim Indian working on an H1-B visa. He brought up the name Osama bin Laden, and I said that I'd never heard of him. "Oh, you will. You will," he replied. Always thought that was a little odd. Later, I became convinced most everyone in Jackson Heights knew that shit was coming down.

Posted by: Al Crapton at July 15, 2019 06:05 PM (bMk7P)

402 374 I mean it's almost like this is exactly what Trump wanted.
Posted by: mediapostate


"No, I beg you, don't jump into the socialism patch!"

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 06:05 PM (oFcdC)

403 ''So that's how stoopid she thinks the elector