The Morning Report - 9/26/18

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Good morning kids. Midweek, running late, so let's get right into it. Number one on the hit parade is the news that Chuck Grassley has called for a vote on Friday in the Senate Judiciary Committee to advance (or not) the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh for a full vote in the Senate. Whatever one thinks about Chuck Grassley's and Mitch McConnell's handling of the borderline terroristic sabotaging of the nomination process, I imagine a big reason for their delays was not knowing if they had the votes. I should think at this stage the appropriate threats and bribes have been secured and so barring anything unexpected over the next 48 hours - I mean something real and not another Leftist cunning stunt - I fully expect the nomination to move out of the committee.

Frankly, I could give a rat's ass about Ford or Ramirez or whatever the latest lie-du-jour or outrageous demand being made before they will testify, which they never will. They sicken me, the Democrat-Media Complex sickens me and anyone who believes them sickens me even more. Lastly on this issue - and since the cri-de-coeur coming from the Left is a demand for full FBI investigations - from out of the past comes a golden oldie from none other than paste-eating Joe Bidet. During the high-tech lynching of Clarence Thomas, Biden exclaimed that an FBI investigation into the claims made by Anita Hill would be "valueless." Run for president, Joe. Please. I'm begging you.

Turning to things that actually deserve attention, Karen Monahan, the former inamorata of DNC co-chair and Democrat candidate for Minnesota AG Keith "X" Ellison says that he is running a smear campaign against her for daring to come forward with highly credible allegations of physical and mental abuse. But not to worry; an independent investigation that is being organized by the state's Democrats has as its lead the partner of their own law firm. Meanwhile, the Minnesota Star-Tribune is suing to have Ellison's divorce records unsealed. Meh, just use the Obama method. Then again, that only works against Republicans. As a nice accompaniment we also have news that Colorado gubernatorial candidate Jared Polis allegedly had a police complaint filed against him by a female aide who alleges she was shoved by him and then blocked from calling the cops.

Meanwhile, the Antifa Terrorists, have issued a statement both taking credit for the harassment of Ted Cruz and his wife at a restaurant and then further threatening him. But Don "black hole airliner" Lemon, while somewhat miffed that Heidi Cruz was collateral damage, still blamed Senator Cruz for bringing this on him. No, Don. YOU are to blame because your words give cover and legitimacy for those actions and the near assassination of Steve Scalise. Honestly, we have so many dangers facing us domestically, as evidenced by yet another of Pelosi's Angels highlighted in the immigration section, but if we had a real FBI andDoJ, I would mount a serious effort to target for termination Antifa and its associated groups (no doubt it leads to George Soros and others) as well as revoke any broadcast licenses and/or privileges to any networks, news outlets and reporters who violate the notion of operating in the public interest, convenience and necessity, or worse, foment violence. Common sense First Amendment regulation, because if it saves just one life... But of course, people like Robert Spencer are being cut off from their livelihood and audience from social(ist) media as well as now the credit card companies. Sheesh.

Internationally, the President hit a grand slam home run at the UN. He smashed the globalists, the socialists, laid out the case for America and national sovereignty and a true doctrine of leadership. It was accompanied by new sanctions against Venezuela and Iran, the latter accusing the administration of attempting to overthrow their government. Meanwhile, the Chi-Coms recalled their admiral who is here as a guest in retaliation for sanctions we hit them with for selling weapons to Putin (the latest collus-nikovs, da?) while at the same time, the FBI nabbed one of their citizens for spying. Along with illegal aliens and foreigners from the middle east, we need to seriously curtail Chinese nationals from coming here. They are also players in fomenting unrest as well as stealing our secrets. Meanwhile, an ex-Czech prexy is sounding off against the EU while PDT's NAFTA strategy could be paying off vis a vis peeling off Mexico from Canadian opposition to scrapping the deal.

Closer to home, Marsha Blackburn shined in her Senatorial debate, the GOP hit a 7-year high in favorability, Jon "testes" Tester hates dark money except when he gets his hands on it, this Sinema dame in Arizona may have (get this) lied about her homeless background, Kirsten Jello-Brain blows with the wind (surprise), and West Virginia loses its mind and allows smartphone voting. I can't even...

Meanwhile, while no one is looking or giving credit to Obama, the economy is booming and were it not for the media PDT's approval rating could be as high as 60%. From hither and yon, the NBC Nightly News hit an all-time yearly low, interesting piece from City Journal about so-called "smart cities," (ones with fecal- and needle-avoidance mapping?), Chris Toto tells us all about the new Stormy Daniels comic book, and lastly, some asshole Russky barizhnev is pouring bleach on men's crotches in the Moscow subway because, man-spreading.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:43 AM




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1 first.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:43 AM (JUOKG)

2 wtfo???

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

3 Good morning J.J.

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 07:44 AM (3HNOQ)

4 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 26, 2018 07:45 AM (81OU+)

5 Identity politics elevates idiots like Don Lemon into high profile positions. On air, he asked a guest if a black hole might have swallowed the missing Malaysian airliner. But he's black and gay, so not even a ripple about how someone this stupid represents the CNN brand.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 26, 2018 07:45 AM (5mrLG)

6 Not the first...
Not the last....
Morning, Horde

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 26, 2018 07:46 AM (kZUVU)

7 What fresh hell have the Democrat's brought on themselves today?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2018 07:46 AM (yQpMk)

8 Purple Drank. It's what's for breakfast!

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 26, 2018 07:46 AM (RuIsu)

9 guten morgen horden

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 07:46 AM (dMvl+)

10 I'm beginning to think Don Lemon Party is not terribly bright.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2018 07:46 AM (oVJmc)

11 Purple Drank. It's what's for breakfast!

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 26, 2018 07:46 AM (RuIsu)

With OJ!

Posted by: still pre-caffeinated Miklos at September 26, 2018 07:47 AM (zCyNd)

12 Good morning

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 07:47 AM (wldC6)

13 Pres. Trump's comment at the UN for countries to reject socialism and the misery it brings was a lovely punch in the nose to the lefty douches both here and abroad. What a refreshing change from the commie queer we had to suffer through for 8 years

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2018 07:47 AM (SiINZ)

14 Thanks for all the links, JJ. You are appreciated.

So, the vote will happen on Friday. Well, then.

Rush says that Ford will not be testifying. Surmise that is probably correct. Lying ho dog.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at September 26, 2018 07:48 AM (lGLBx)

15 Good morning, Horde.

May God bless all of you today.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 26, 2018 07:48 AM (nvMvs)

16 wowsa extra deluxe linkage this morning!

before I dive in, check it out:

Kazakhstan is ready to start chemical castration of convicted pedophiles

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8eq2y8g

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 07:48 AM (dMvl+)

17 guten morgen horden

Gruss Gott!

Posted by: still pre-caffeinated Miklos talking Austrian at September 26, 2018 07:48 AM (zCyNd)

18 Top 20 boom.

When life gives you Lemons, apparently you're f*cked.

Posted by: Motown Day Drunk, now with extra fizz! at September 26, 2018 07:48 AM (951Yv)

19 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 26, 2018 07:50 AM (58Au8)

20 'West Virginia loses its mind and allows smartphone voting'

Are we still doing Obamaphones? I hope that before PDT is impeached he does away with those and the Ad Council.
Small fish I know but it would be immensely satisfying.

Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2018 07:51 AM (UdKB7)

21 "Pres. Trump's comment at the UN for countries to reject socialism and the misery it brings was a lovely punch in the nose to the lefty douches both here and abroad. What a refreshing change from the commie queer we had to suffer through for 8 years"

Take the time to listen to the entire speech.

It really is quite good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 07:51 AM (wldC6)

22 Good morning
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 07:47 AM (wldC6)

What's good about it?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Service,VLLC at September 26, 2018 07:51 AM (n9EOP)

23 Funny thing. No one has chased Don Lemon out of a restaurant. That sounds like inequality to me.

Racism.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 26, 2018 07:51 AM (59GGI)

24 Don Lemon is an anagram of 'n ol' demon

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 07:52 AM (dMvl+)

25 "What's good about it?"

1. Hillary is not President

2. It is a day which God has given us.



But mostly, Hillary isn't President.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 07:52 AM (wldC6)

26 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 07:48 AM (dMvl+)

Bullets are cheaper and more efficient!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Service,VLLC at September 26, 2018 07:52 AM (n9EOP)

27 I know that the UK papers sometimes make up clickbait stories.

I am thinking that Russian chick with the bleach has to be that. 60 guys and no one just punched her?

Pour bleach on my junk, you are hitting the floor. Don't care what you look like.

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2018 07:53 AM (DH5wZ)

28 But mostly, Hillary isn't President.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 07:52 AM (wldC6)

Yes, just for that alone, I should be thankful and rejoice!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Service,VLLC at September 26, 2018 07:53 AM (n9EOP)

29 24 Don Lemon is an anagram of 'n ol' demon
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 07:52 AM (dMvl+)


Mold E No No...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:53 AM (/9p9e)

30 Antifa Terrorists Send Threatening Message to Ted Cruz After Accosting Him at Dinner: "You Are Not Safe"

Must be over the target. Good flying, Ted.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2018 07:53 AM (QrTqV)

31 You must remember that since the Thomas hearings, the Clinton and Obama administrations have reformed the FBI into the straight-shooting 100% effective investigating force we all know. So Biden's statement no longer applies. (It may come back into effect if they should investigate Hillary. Or better yet, Obama himself.)

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 26, 2018 07:53 AM (59GGI)

32 Mold E No No...

Least popular Muppets....

Posted by: quasi-caffeinated Miklos talking Austrian at September 26, 2018 07:55 AM (zCyNd)

33 Hiya

Posted by: JT at September 26, 2018 07:55 AM (YcCfH)

34 I love how President Trump basically went up to the podium of the UN and dropped trou.

suck it, globalists

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 07:56 AM (dMvl+)

35 Must be over the target. Good flying, Ted.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2018 07:53 AM (QrTqV)


Unfortunately, no. He drew that fire for EXISTING. If he was busy defunding planned parenthood or something, okay, over the target. But no. He's a Republican, recognizable, so they went after him.

This will not end well.

Or it will, depending on your point of view.

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2018 07:56 AM (DH5wZ)

36 FBI Arrest Chi-Com National Charged as Spy for Beijing

Oh, come on, that is really beyond the pale. Who is going to drive me to work?

Posted by: DiFi at September 26, 2018 07:56 AM (CE5C/)

37 "Borderline" terroristic sabotaging?

The only thing borderline about it was the psychopathology of the perps...

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 07:57 AM (d3k/b)

38 Take the time to listen to the entire speech.

It really is quite good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 07:51 AM (wldC6)


Gonna' give it a listen tonite when I get back from the site ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2018 07:57 AM (DUqif)

39 Democrats Have a Gang Rape Fantasy:



And all this time, I thought I was an Indy.

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2018 07:57 AM (+g41/)

40
Mold E Ono...

I had an extra "n."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:57 AM (/9p9e)

41 This will not end well.

Or it will, depending on your point of view.

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2018 07:56 AM (DH5wZ)

If you read the "rest of the story", and the statement from the restaurant, it may be that the tide has turned.

Posted by: Paul "Miklos" Harvey at September 26, 2018 07:57 AM (zCyNd)

42 Don Lemon is an anagram of 'n ol' demon

Dem Loonn. (ok, I had an extra 'n', too)

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2018 07:58 AM (NpvYf)

43 Take the time to listen to the entire speech.

It really is quite good.





Like.a.boss.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2018 07:59 AM (yQpMk)

44 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2018 08:00 AM (ZQfW9)

45 Dem Loonn. (ok, I had an extra 'n', too)

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2018 07:58 AM (NpvYf)

Be sure to join our discount program!

Posted by: Vanna White's Discount Buy a Consonant Warehouse at September 26, 2018 08:00 AM (zCyNd)

46 Why hasn't Stormy Daniels been charged with violating an NDA? She was paid x amount of money to keep her whore mouth zipped and then yapped away anyway. It might be the case that DJT has to sue her as a civil matter but isn't what she's done essentially blackmail, which is a criminal matter?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 26, 2018 08:00 AM (y7DUB)

47 The DC restaurant said they called the cops and escorted Ted Cruz & co to privacy, then after the goons were gone they went back & finished their meal

https://twitter.com/KateBennett_DC/status/1044771482117787648

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 08:00 AM (dMvl+)

48 Good morning!



Need a giggle?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydes35mm


Feminist: "That's NOT funny!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:01 AM (W+vEI)

49 G'morning, J.J.

FYI--The "Thursday Revelation Tick Tock" link goes to the Gang Rape article at Spectator.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 26, 2018 08:01 AM (Ri0Ku)

50 'Morning, J.J. Thanks for all the nooz that's fit to read.

Thanks, especially, for putting creep Ellington at the top of the headlines. Keep hammering.

Posted by: creeper's one-eyed Ace at September 26, 2018 08:01 AM (AzV8L)

51 Yahoo could find only one thing to sensationalize about the un speech: the laughter ( from the ppl we are subsidizing to be there.)

Posted by: Ever at September 26, 2018 08:02 AM (OLS0m)

52 *off half-blind cat sock*

Posted by: creeper at September 26, 2018 08:02 AM (AzV8L)

53 But mostly, Hillary isn't President.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 07:52 AM (wldC6)

and better than that is NEVER EVER WILL BE!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:03 AM (JFO2v)

54 Are Antifa Bulletproof? An experiment in velocity and caliber.

Posted by: Professor Pulchritude Patriae at September 26, 2018 08:03 AM (ko+dd)

55 I have to say, Republican senators, including Mitch, Grassley and Hatch have really upped their game: they are punchng back twice as hard, and I am loving it!


LOVE that Mitch posted that video clip of Biden from the Clarence Thomas hearing.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:03 AM (W+vEI)

56 FoxNews online claims Ford has submitted four "statements" to the Judiciary Committee, from her husband and three friends, that "corroborate" Ford's claim.

All statements say that between 2012 and now, Ford told them about the assault.

So... there are four statements supporting Ford's 2012 recovered memory, and three or four statements from eyewitnesses identified by Ford that say the event never happened.

Gosh, if I'm a Dem Senator, which statements are more credible?

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2018 08:03 AM (AMIL/)

57 Hopefully the Ford Fiasco will be put to bed today as others have said, and I agree, that she won't appear.

It's highly unusual for an accuser to attempt to stage manage to the degree she and her team have attempted.

It's an op, it's always been an op and perhaps Chairman 2nd Trombone is wising up.

As they say, we shall see.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 26, 2018 08:04 AM (kT3/m)

58 57 Hopefully the Ford Fiasco will be put to bed today

==

phrasing?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 08:05 AM (dMvl+)

59 Wow, where was the Teachers Union regarding the Florida teacher that got fired for giving students who didn't do their homework a zero?

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 26, 2018 08:05 AM (p0nVR)

60 "Swedish media and churches cover up Jihad against Christian places of worship because it could shock the public"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydaexke4

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:06 AM (W+vEI)

61 Democrats never change-- Antifa takes up the tactics of the Klan

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2018 08:06 AM (oVJmc)

62 Posted by: Kreplach at September 26, 2018 08:04 AM (kT3/m)


Love the new Ford line-up for 2020:

Ford Fiasco
Ford Ficus
Ford Female
Ford Filner

All with 4 on the floor!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:06 AM (/9p9e)

63 GOP Favorability Hits 7-Year-High (and yet Blue Wave? - jjs)

Curious what it will be if Kavanaugh is confirmed. How many of our side, who currently call them a pile of crap and a bunch of gutless weasels, will give them the OK sign?

I've never seen anyone on the MSM consider how many negative responses about the GOP come from pissed-off conservatives. Has anyone seen this? To listen to them, those with negative views of Republicans are just dying to vote for Occasional-Cortex.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 26, 2018 08:06 AM (59GGI)

64 Hopefully the Ford Fiasco will be put to bed today


I doubt she gets out of bed today.

Or tomorrow.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos in the mornin' at September 26, 2018 08:07 AM (zCyNd)

65 I would say that anything prefixed with "smart" is bad news for individual liberty.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2018 08:07 AM (sdi6R)

66 When is Slow Motion Horowitz releasing the fucking FISA Report? These ambulance chasing gumshoes are as fast as cold molasses down a frozen pipe. This isn't the Manhattan Project in terms of theoretical complexity so let's get it done.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 26, 2018 08:07 AM (y7DUB)

67 'K. I'll listen to the speech. All these Morons can't be wrong.

Posted by: creeper at September 26, 2018 08:07 AM (AzV8L)

68 49 G'morning, J.J.

FYI--The "Thursday Revelation Tick Tock" link goes to the Gang Rape article at Spectator.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 26, 2018 08:01 AM (Ri0Ku)


LINK FIXED.

Thanks

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:07 AM (/9p9e)

69 Take the time to listen to the entire speech.
It really is quite good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 07:51 AM
~~~~~

It was spectacular. Watched it live, then watched it again last night before bed to put me in a better mood. It worked.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 26, 2018 08:08 AM (Ri0Ku)

70 You know, Russian men aren't what I thought they were if 60 of them let a woman dump bleach on them without body-slamming her so hard Tsar Nicholas would feel it.

Perhaps Uncle Palpatine can weigh in on this.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2018 08:08 AM (kqsXK)

71 It's an op, it's always been an op and perhaps Chairman 2nd Trombone is wising up.

As they say, we shall see.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 26, 2018 08:04 AM (kT3/m)


Thats the question ... Dems should test his resolve with another late accusation. I would.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2018 08:08 AM (DUqif)

72 Gee, smartphone voting --- so your wireless carrier, NSA could retrieve your vote details? Anyone else privy to those electronic records - can they be subpoenaed later by authorities, in a court case?

So much for voter privacy.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:08 AM (W+vEI)

73 59 Wow, where was the Teachers Union regarding the Florida teacher that got fired for giving students who didn't do their homework a zero?
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 26, 2018 08:05 AM (p0nVR)

I cannot imagine having a kid in school today. Public Ed is a total waste of time and money. I went to a good school district back in the day. I took several AP classes. So the AP Biology class book the school provided was not the right book. Most of us bought the college level text book from a store.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:09 AM (JFO2v)

74 When Don Lemon speaks...
IQ levels in airports drop 30 points.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 26, 2018 08:09 AM (hLRSq)

75 Perhaps Uncle Palpatine can weigh in on this.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2018 08:08 AM (kqsXK)

This was a publicity stunt, all a setup. I suspect Palp will confirm.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos in the AM at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (zCyNd)

76 70 You know, Russian men aren't what I thought they were if 60 of them let a woman dump bleach on them without body-slamming her so hard Tsar Nicholas would feel it.

Perhaps Uncle Palpatine can weigh in on this.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2018 08:08 AM (kqsXK)


My thought exactly. Russian men I would think are hard-drinking droogs. That was not the NYC subway or SF Muni.

Meh. Stalin and Hitler destroyed the gene pool. Although that goes against Darwinian theory, nyet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (/9p9e)

77 It seems likely given the undernews that an American Ally participated in the attempt to coup the United States - trying to save us from ourselves, voting that guy Trump in.

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (DH5wZ)

78 LOVE that Mitch posted that video clip of Biden from the Clarence Thomas hearing.

When you come at the king, you best not miss.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (NF2Bf)

79 Love the new Ford line-up for 2020:

Ford Fiasco
Ford Ficus
Ford Female
Ford Filner

All with 4 on the floor!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:06 AM

Don't forget the Ford FFFFF-150.

Posted by: Michael J. Avenatti, Esq. at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (2NqXo)

80 71 Thats the question ... Dems should test his resolve with another late accusation. I would.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2018 08:08 AM (DUqif)

And this time with a black woman.

I can't imagine why the Demons would let this possibly die off without playing the race card.

Unless they've already got a much bigger fish they're set to play it against.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (UnA8+)

81 Curious what it will be if Kavanaugh is confirmed. How many of our side, who currently call them a pile of crap and a bunch of gutless weasels, will give them the OK sign?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 26, 2018 08:06 AM (59GGI)


I will.

If the GOP grows a pair and consistently fights - it will change my entire perception of the party.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2018 08:11 AM (DUqif)

82 >>I would say that anything prefixed with "smart" is bad news for individual liberty.



THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:11 AM (W+vEI)

83 When Don Lemon speaks...
IQ levels in airports drop 30 points.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 26, 2018 08:09 AM (hLRSq)

Airport bar receipts rise 40%.

Posted by: Miklos, Million Miler at September 26, 2018 08:11 AM (zCyNd)

84
54 Are Antifa Bulletproof? An experiment in velocity and caliber.
Posted by: Professor Pulchritude Patriae at September 26, 2018 08:03 AM (ko+dd)






Depends on how many layers of Antifa are piled up in front of your foxhole. Even Kevlar requires multiple layers to provide it's bullet resistance.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2018 08:11 AM (eXA4G)

85 Top 100!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 26, 2018 08:11 AM (WEBkv)

86 78 LOVE that Mitch posted that video clip of Biden from the Clarence Thomas hearing.

When you come at the king, you best not miss.
Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (NF2Bf)


Dear Lord, I so hope Joey Bidet runs in '20.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:12 AM (/9p9e)

87 Priest who burned rainbow flag now in hiding:

https://tinyurl.com/yd7tzull

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:12 AM (AllCR)

88 Hopefully the Ford Fiasco will be put to bed today

The Pinto fire was real!

Posted by: NBC at September 26, 2018 08:12 AM (Y9zp1)

89 Curious what it will be if Kavanaugh is confirmed. How many of our side, who currently call them a pile of crap and a bunch of gutless weasels, will give them the OK sign?

Not me. Those lazy fucking loads are barely preferable to their Uniparty-D counterparts. They hate the concept of being public servants which is why I remind those cocksuckers as often as possible that they work for me and I'm a very demanding boss.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 26, 2018 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

90 Kyrsten Sinema is nuttier than squirrel shit, but has been trying to pass herself off as a moderate independent. McSally's camp has been rolling out a lot of Sinema's bat shit crazy stances from when she was in the AZ state house. KS says they are lies and smears. How is that when they are actually videos showing your bat shit craziness. Liberals are so fucked in the head.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 26, 2018 08:12 AM (fWCCb)

91 76 My thought exactly. Russian men I would think are hard-drinking droogs. That was not the NYC subway or SF Muni.

Meh. Stalin and Hitler destroyed the gene pool.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (/9p9e)

And yet we're supposed to be wanting them to institute a brutal Gulag regime on the mystique of Putin alone...

Gah.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 08:12 AM (UnA8+)

92 65 I would say that anything prefixed with "smart" is bad news for individual liberty.
Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2018 08:07 AM (sdi6R)

Same go for social! Any thing with social in it mean someone is getting screwed over!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:13 AM (JFO2v)

93 Letting Toddlers "Choose" Their Sex


********


Transgender Toddlers Grow Up Too Fast - a limerick


Sighed Olga "I'm sad and forlorn.
"My emotions are ragged and torn
Because Ingrid my daughter
Was once male, like her father
'Seems like just yesterday she was Bjorn




(Don't forget to check out the Daily Limerick at the link in my nick.)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2018 08:13 AM (m45I2)

94 One gets the sense that this nation needs the political and social equivalent of an enema, to somehow rid ourselves of the permanent dumpster fire parade these people drag everyone through over and over and over. High school hijinks. A thousand years of jurisprudence.. out the window, because the "leadership" has their marching orders. Yet we're supposed to take them seriously, you guys.

It is fatigueing in the extreme. What happens when a critical mass of normal people decide they've been yanked around long enough is anybody's guess. So very sad where this has gone.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2018 08:13 AM (8Z2uw)

95 Yes, I really want Alexa managing my household, including listening in for signs of distress, fire alarms so "she" can take care of me. Like that idiotic Amazon as where the dad of a newborn requires Alexa to prompt him on how to take care of his kid -- and the tells him "you're a great dad"


Ugh

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:13 AM (W+vEI)

96 Brett Kavanaugh-my BabyDaddy

Posted by: Lakeisha Smith-Omdurman at September 26, 2018 08:13 AM (zCyNd)

97 Don't forget the Ford FFFFF-150.
Posted by: Michael J. Avenatti, Esq. at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (2NqXo)

and the CLI Taurus

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:14 AM (JFO2v)

98 Said it before, will say it again: Blasey Ford and Ramirez need to be facing Title IX complaints at their respective institutions for creating a hostile environment for male students.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 08:14 AM (TM5Iv)

99 81 Curious what it will be if Kavanaugh is confirmed. How many of our side, who currently call them a pile of crap and a bunch of gutless weasels, will give them the OK sign?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 26, 2018 08:06 AM (59GGI)

I will.

If the GOP grows a pair and consistently fights - it will change my entire perception of the party.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 26, 2018 08:11 AM (DUqif)


If they NOW take seriously the repeal of Obamacare and building that fucking border wall and deporting illegals/punishing employers, then I will change my attitude.

Crucial as this is, it is only the start.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:14 AM (/9p9e)

100 97 Don't forget the Ford FFFFF-150.
Posted by: Michael J. Avenatti, Esq. at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (2NqXo)

and the CLI Taurus
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:14 AM (JFO2v)


LOL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:15 AM (/9p9e)

101 LOL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:15 AM (/9p9e)

If you ever see a near perfect Grand Marqui for sale by the road it means someone Meemaw died.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:16 AM (JFO2v)

102 Same go for social! Any thing with social in it mean someone is getting screwed over!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:13 AM (JFO2v)

We put the "social" in socialism!

Posted by: GoogTwitBook at September 26, 2018 08:16 AM (zCyNd)

103 Someone posted a tweet from Avenatti in July where he threatened to take down 4chan - he said he could take them down overnight.

I don't think 4chan ever forgets....

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2018 08:16 AM (DH5wZ)

104 CIVIL WAR 2.0
Antifa Terrorists Send Threatening Message to Ted Cruz After Accosting Him at Dinner: "You Are Not Safe"
Don Lemon Condemns Harrassment of Cruz's Wife, But Says Ted "Signed Up For That" (also blames Jooz for Auschwitz - jjs)



When Antifa wants to play Cowboys & Antifa, I'm your huckleberry.

But bring plenty of body bags.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 08:16 AM (YxTUV)

105 Don't forget the Ford FFFFF-150.
Posted by: Michael J. Avenatti, Esq. at September 26, 2018 08:10 AM (2NqXo)

and the CLI Taurus
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:14 AM

Yeah, but mine's a pick-up.

Posted by: Michael J. Avenatti, Esq. at September 26, 2018 08:17 AM (2NqXo)

106 103 Someone posted a tweet from Avenatti in July where he threatened to take down 4chan - he said he could take them down overnight.

I don't think 4chan ever forgets....
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2018 08:16 AM (DH5wZ)

Yeah, because Rahm Emmannuel (sp) totally has that kind of power.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 08:17 AM (UnA8+)

107 Someone posted a tweet from Avenatti in July where he threatened to take down 4chan - he said he could take them down overnight.

I don't think 4chan ever forgets....
Posted by: blaster

I do.

It's almost October and he's still breathing.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 08:17 AM (YxTUV)

108 101 LOL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:15 AM (/9p9e)

If you ever see a near perfect Grand Marqui for sale by the road it means someone Meemaw died.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:16 AM (JFO2v)


I distinctly remember some show or movie where the character was trying to scope out some old lady who had a vintage car thinking she might kick the bucket and so get her to sell or something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:17 AM (/9p9e)

109 So, my Ad Blocker went kaflooey-however that word is spelled- and I have to purchase or down an Ap. So now I'm getting ads "Having problems with your drinking?" I'm not currently not but I may be if this Kavanaugh stuff continues through next week.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:17 AM (AllCR)

110 Know why the big govt takes money from widow and children?

Cause they are women and children and do not fight back! Death Taxes is just Thugacracy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:17 AM (JFO2v)

111 ♫ ♪ ♫

She was standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
And it's such a sad sight to see
"It's a judge, my lord", Said that Fathead Ford
"Slowing down to shake his dick at me!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2018 08:17 AM (m45I2)

112 > If they NOW take seriously the repeal of Obamacare and building that fucking border wall and deporting illegals/punishing employers, then I will change my attitude.

Getting a sympathetic Supreme Court is an important step toward achieving those goals, though. Otherwise some Hawaiian judge will put the kibosh on it.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 08:19 AM (TM5Iv)

113 Curious what it will be if Kavanaugh is confirmed. How many of our side, who currently call them a pile of crap and a bunch of gutless weasels, will give them the OK sign?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS


Why would I flash the white power sign?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 08:19 AM (YxTUV)

114 Dear Lord, I so hope Joey Bidet runs in '20.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:12 AM (/9p9e)


Some pussyboys arguably on "our side" quake in fear about that retard being really really popular with the blue collar workers, which makes me wonder just how many union guys they know. The ones I hang with think that blowhard is dumb as a brick and are insulted by his obvious pandering. Trump would have that sputtering asswipe on the verge of tears almost immediately.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 26, 2018 08:19 AM (y7DUB)

115 Apparently no one in Dr. Wackadoodle's biological family signed on to her "we support her" letter...

Posted by: If You're Crazy and You Know It Clap Your Hands at September 26, 2018 08:19 AM (XcgmW)

116 111She was standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
And it's such a sad sight to see
"It's a judge, my lord", Said that Fathead Ford
"Slowing down to shake his dick at me!"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2018 08:17 AM (m45I2)


Meh. That ain't no limerick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:19 AM (/9p9e)

117 "
She was standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
And it's such a sad sight to see "

*Stands up*


Le Clap de Golf


*Sits down*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 08:19 AM (wldC6)

118 Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2018 08:17 AM (m45I2)

LOL. How can you do this so early in the time zone you're in?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:19 AM (AllCR)

119 fcol Muldoon, loooool

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 08:20 AM (dPd5y)

120 We may have fully converted Fen to moron.

I don't think it is supposed to work that way.

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2018 08:20 AM (DH5wZ)

121 Im still pissed about the "she has everything to lose" justification for pretending to believe her.

No! She has jack, diddly and shit to lose.

If she is telling the truth, she'll be a hero the rest of her days. Book deals, TV, etc.
If she's lying, she'll say, "Whoopsi, guess I must have remembered wrong " and slide back into obscutity, safely back to her tenure-protected job. And still cash in on a book deal, "believe all women" bs.
She wins no matter what.

If he's telling the truth, he's been wrongly tarred as a sexual assaulter and his reputation is tarnished for the rest of his life.
If he's lying, the full weight of the law will crush him and he will lose everything.
He loses no matter what.

That bitch has NOTHING to lose, not one damned thing!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 08:20 AM (TN1P5)

122 "If the GOP grows a pair and consistently fights - it will change my entire perception of the party."


They don't have fight in another month. Back to business as usual. Pretend fighting with the Democrats.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 26, 2018 08:20 AM (ye3s4)

123 ford PFFFFT

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2018 08:21 AM (+g41/)

124 Smart cities article gives me the willies. It's a fine line between observation and nudging (not to mention spying/stalking).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM (W+vEI)

125 Meh. That ain't no limerick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:19 AM (/9p9e)

This is abuse of lame song lyrics!

Limericks are down the hall!

Posted by: Miklos, Monty Python's original drummer at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM (zCyNd)

126 Ford Filner

All with 4 on the floor!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



The Ford Filner comes with 4 on the floor and a 5th under the seat!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM (YxTUV)

127 121 Im still pissed about the "she has everything to lose" justification for pretending to believe her.

No! She has jack, diddly and shit to lose.

If she is telling the truth, she'll be a hero the rest of her days. Book deals, TV, etc.
If she's lying, she'll say, "Whoopsi, guess I must have remembered wrong " and slide back into obscutity, safely back to her tenure-protected job. And still cash in on a book deal, "believe all women" bs.
She wins no matter what.

If he's telling the truth, he's been wrongly tarred as a sexual assaulter and his reputation is tarnished for the rest of his life.
If he's lying, the full weight of the law will crush him and he will lose everything.
He loses no matter what.

That bitch has NOTHING to lose, not one damned thing!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 08:20 AM (TN1P5)

"She" means "All Women".

"Everything to Lose" means "Taxpayer-Funded Abortion On-Demand".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM (UnA8+)

128 22 "If the GOP grows a pair and consistently fights - it will change my entire perception of the party."


They don't have fight in another month. Back to business as usual. Pretend fighting with the Democrats.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 26, 2018 08:20 AM (ye3s4)


Maybe, maybe not. In any case, we'll be at the halfway point to 2020 and we might get a crop of challengers willing to go after any squishes who do not get with the Trump program. It does take time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM (/9p9e)

129 24 Don Lemon is an anagram of 'n ol' demon
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 07:52 AM (dMvl+)


It's worse than that. It's an anagram of "Don Lemon", which is about as offensive a thing to call someone as one can imagine.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM (59GGI)

130 I fully expect Ford to pretend like she is showing up tomorrow throughout the day.

Her excuse for not showing will be delivered at about 915 am tomorrow.

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM (DH5wZ)

131 I would say that anything prefixed with K-mart is bad news for individual fashion sense.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM (m45I2)

132 Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2018 08:20 AM (DH5wZ)

But that was really funny. If I've suddenly had gender reassignment surgery and become a moron rather than an 'ette Willow has has had one too, She laughed. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM (AllCR)

133 Bleach my crotch and watch my asshole glow...this is how DEMONACRCY happens one bottle at a time.

A Billion more empty bottles of gear beside the wall, from thirsty immigrunts...pick up yer shit Sud Americanos..NO HABLO GARBAGO BAGS!!!!

Posted by: saf at September 26, 2018 08:23 AM (5IHGB)

134
Ford Fallopian. Uh oh, I think I started something. And there goes the thread...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:23 AM (/9p9e)

135 That bitch has NOTHING to lose, not one damned thing!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 08:20 AM (TN1P5)

Where is the law student or intern? Where is the just 1 of the hundreds (if not thousands) of women that Kavs has worked with in the government?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

136 130 I fully expect Ford to pretend like she is showing up tomorrow throughout the day.

Her excuse for not showing will be delivered at about 915 am tomorrow.
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM (DH5wZ)

If I had money (I don't), I'd be betting on her acting like she won't show up, waiting for Kavanaugh to testify, THEN bursting in afterwards and saying she demands to be heard.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 08:24 AM (UnA8+)

137 What time will the new fake accusations drop today? This has all been too well orchestrated by the Desperate Dems, I can't believe this is all they have.

Posted by: Dems are Scum at September 26, 2018 08:25 AM (XcgmW)

138 I kinda feel bad for the Catholics I know.

They are very good people. I know they don't support the forced sodomizing of deaf and mute children to the point of hospitalization.

Still, it must be hard to see your religious institution attacked and represented like that.

Of course I feel worse for the children that were raped and hope they get justice.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2018 08:25 AM (641Zd)

139 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:17 AM (AllCR)

what browser are you using?

the ad blocker choices vary by browser bascially

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2018 08:26 AM (dMvl+)

140
Sighed Olga "I'm sad and forlorn.
"My emotions are ragged and torn
Because Ingrid my daughter
Was once male, like her father
'Seems like just yesterday she was Bjorn

(Don't forget to check out the Daily Limerick at the link in my nick.)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2018 08:13 AM (m45I2)
---------------

Nothing like a punning limerick to start the day.

Well done!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 26, 2018 08:26 AM (WEBkv)

141 137 What time will the new fake accusations drop today? This has all been too well orchestrated by the Desperate Dems, I can't believe this is all they have.
Posted by: Dems are Scum at September 26, 2018 08:25 AM (XcgmW)


In a way, I hope they drop another one because it will be a joke. They will have utterly beclowned themselves to all but the most clueless LIV.

GOP Senators? That's another story, though I think not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:26 AM (/9p9e)

142 122. Point taken, but you have to admit, seating a Justice to SCOTUS is for life. This guy could save the Const for 30 years. the only thing more important in the big picture would be a major War

Posted by: Jonah at September 26, 2018 08:26 AM (t8X46)

143 So, if Ford doesn't appear tomorrow...do they cancel the hearing? Or, will they still have the hearing, but grill Kavanaugh only? Which means, in a sense, he would be testifying "first."

Posted by: sillyme at September 26, 2018 08:26 AM (zYWPO)

144 Ford Fallopian.


Hmmmm.

Self-lubricating
GPS (gets positively shitfaced)

Posted by: Miklos the Mystified Mechanic at September 26, 2018 08:27 AM (zCyNd)

145 138 I kinda feel bad for the Catholics I know.

--

I guess we are basically in the position of well-meaning rank and file Dems at this point

I still pray but I haven't been to Mass in ages

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2018 08:27 AM (dMvl+)

146 West Virginia allowing people to vote from their smart phones for the midterms is insane. All I see is a massive amount of voter fraud on the horizon.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2018 08:27 AM (hECVl)

147 I assume Ford gave her written statement to Grassley yesterday IAW the 48 hour rule. Is that why he then scheduled a committee vote for Friday, because he read her statement and said "Ha! She's got nothing"?

Posted by: Dems are Scum at September 26, 2018 08:27 AM (XcgmW)

148 Muldoon is a treasure

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2018 08:27 AM (dMvl+)

149 After McCain destroying Obamacare repeal, it is easy to nervous with the GOP Senate, but at least McConnell put up a vote.

Posted by: Jonah at September 26, 2018 08:28 AM (t8X46)

150 Sorry I haven't been posting any pictures of pretty girls lately, but I haven't been in the mood. I did pick up a new (to me) book about Florenz Ziegfeld and the Follies, so once I've managed to get myself on some sort of even keel, I'll see what I can do.

In the meantime, here's the German actress Lil Dagover:

https://tinyurl.com/y8ymth7n

https://tinyurl.com/ybwk366t

If you're a silent fan, you've seen her as "Jane," the delusional woman in 1920s The Cabinet of Dr Caligari. She was an extraordinarily popular actress during the Weimar years, acting under the direction of legends like FW Murnau and appearing with great thespians including Emil Jannings and Lya De Putti.

Her films were almost exclusively German, French and Sweden, with the exception of one Warner Bros movie, 1932s The Woman from Monte Carlo.

https://tinyurl.com/y8vezje3

She continued to be a popular actress through the Third Reich, being one of Hitler's favorites, though she deliberately shied away from Goebbels' propaganda pieces and specialized in comedies and musicals.

After the war, she avoided the taint of Nazism and continued making movies until 1979, her last role being in Maximilian Schell's Tales from the Vienna Woods.

She died in 1980.

https://tinyurl.com/yavmyob8

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2018 08:28 AM (kqsXK)

151 An anagram for "Christine Blasey Ford" is "Hedonist barfly cries".

Posted by: Anagram Nation at September 26, 2018 08:28 AM (TM5Iv)

152 148 Muldoon is a treasure
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2018 08:27 AM (dMvl+)


"Let's bury it."

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:28 AM (/9p9e)

153 avaconfetti, stated
his female client would come out in 36 hours. Does anyone know when he stated that
so I can watch the clock?

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 08:28 AM (dPd5y)

154 143 So, if Ford doesn't appear tomorrow...do they cancel the hearing? Or, will they still have the hearing, but grill Kavanaugh only? Which means, in a sense, he would be testifying "first."
Posted by: sillyme at September 26, 2018 08:26 AM (zYWPO)

It's gonna be both.

Blasey-Ford fakes not showing.

The Dems grill Kav (because Grassley won't put a stop to it).

Blasey-Ford and her lawyers burst in afterward, demanding to be heard. And not under Oath.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 08:28 AM (UnA8+)

155 I started reading Thirteen Moons on KU, MP4

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2018 08:28 AM (dMvl+)

156 Muldoon is a treasure

....

Yes. Let's bury him.





Just kidding Muldoon!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2018 08:29 AM (641Zd)

157 he is ,votermom.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 08:29 AM (dPd5y)

158 94 One gets the sense that this nation needs the political and social equivalent of an enema, to somehow rid ourselves of the permanent dumpster fire parade these people drag everyone through over and over and over. High school hijinks. A thousand years of jurisprudence.. out the window, because the "leadership" has their marching orders. Yet we're supposed to take them seriously, you guys.


Some years ago when drunken hoodlums were harassing customers of my father's small business on weekends, my father had some very tough sons of former Army buddies spend some time with him in the store. When the hoodlums appeared and began their antics, they had the s*** beat out of them. It never bothered him again.

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 08:29 AM (d3k/b)

159 Geeze, this thread is full of pirates!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2018 08:30 AM (dMvl+)

160 If Ford does not show, does Kavanaugh have to testify?

I know he's said he wants to, but he's given his side in his interview, just as Ford and Ramirez did.
I don't think he should be required to do anything more than these women.

Even if Ford doesn't try to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee immediately after Kavanaugh, his statements will be on record, and she can then use them to tailor her story at any time going forward, particularly in the MSM, her preferred forum. She - or more likely, her lawyer - could go on CNN Thursday night and crap all over Kava in order to mess up Friday's vote.

I hope Kav does not testify without Ford's testimony first.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:30 AM (W+vEI)

161 If the basic cornerstones of Western law and jurisprudence - the rights of the accused are jettisoned, what's next in the collapse of everything we took for granted.

I used to wonder why the university campuses had their own kangaroo courts. "Why don't they call the cops??" Now as a more jaded individual, the realization that the universities are petri-dishes of experimentation and implementation of these kinds of things before they are rolled out nationwide. I've seen this many many times in the rarified air of academia.

It is is absolutely maddening that there is very little pushback by our elected leadership on this nonsense. Had Krauthammer not passed on, I would be VERY interested to hear his take on the presumption of innocence and the new-new left.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2018 08:30 AM (8Z2uw)

162 I have a love hate relationship with Fox News, but hate that $%*& Chris Stirewalt.

I watched him early on election night 2016, saying the GOP was going to lose big. Why doe he still have a job?

Last night he said the GOP Enthus at Gallup was because the GOP is so depressed and in a corner. WTF???

Posted by: Jonah at September 26, 2018 08:30 AM (t8X46)

163 158 that should say, after the beatings the hoodlums never bothered my father's store again

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 08:30 AM (d3k/b)

164 158 When the hoodlums appeared and began their antics, they had the s*** beat out of them. It never bothered him again.
Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 08:29 AM (d3k/b)


Hey, I found the videotape of that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5wi9jOl9Uo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:31 AM (/9p9e)

165 (Don't forget to check out the Daily Limerick at the link in my nick.) Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2018 08:13 AM (m45I2)

I think you should consider sending these things to to Rush Limbaugh or some other conservative talk show host; They need a wider audience.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:31 AM (AllCR)

166 I've never seen anyone on the MSM consider how many negative responses about the GOP come from pissed-off conservatives.
===
W didn't drop to historic unfavorables because the Iraq war was unpopular.

No, his ratings crashed when he began pushing amnesty and Miers-- when he lost the base.

But, that truth doesn't help the uniparty, so they all agree it was only Iraq.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 08:31 AM (TN1P5)

167 "his female client would come out in 36 hours. Does anyone know when he stated that

so I can watch the clock?"


The 36 hours is up. But to be fair he did say between 36-48 hours.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 26, 2018 08:31 AM (ye3s4)

168
Senator Hatch goes off on Antifa while on Hannity.

See how it works? When Antifa threatens normies, the Senate does nothing, but when Antifa threatens one of them (a Senator) then the senate goes nuclear.

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 26, 2018 08:32 AM (oYD2h)

169 "My work here is done"

Kavanaugh at 9:31 tomorrow

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at September 26, 2018 08:32 AM (zCyNd)

170 Chuck Grassley's official statement about the lawyer he's hired for Thursday's hearing, Rachel Mitchell:

https://tinyurl.com/y9uso6se

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2018 08:32 AM (AMIL/)

171 161 If the basic cornerstones of Western law and jurisprudence - the rights of the accused are jettisoned, what's next in the collapse of everything we took for granted



No, what comes next is armed action by normals to right the scales of Justice.

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 08:32 AM (d3k/b)

172 " 65 I would say that anything prefixed with "smart" is bad news for individual liberty.
Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2018 08:07 AM (sdi6R) "


This !
It's approaching "release the safety catch of my (x)" territory.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 26, 2018 08:32 AM (58Au8)

173 ty, lowandslow.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 08:32 AM (dPd5y)

174 Did Ford manufacture the Cervix?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2018 08:32 AM (m45I2)

175 Priest who burned rainbow flag now in hiding:

https://tinyurl.com/yd7tzull

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:12 AM (AllCR)


Who was the bishop who said that he would die in bed, his successor would die in prison and his successor would die on the gallows?

I grew up on the Baltimore Catechism, and would read the small lessons about people being persecuted for being Catholic. If I had known then that I would grow up to live in an America where a believing priest was threatened with incarceration by his own bishop, I wouldn't have believed it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (kqsXK)

176 Unsealing divorce records - funny how difficult that can be when you're a lowly private citizen. I've been trying unsuccessfully over the last year to unseal my ex-wife's divorce records from one of her previous FOUR failed marriages so as to add certain documents into the CURRENT divorce proceeding relevant to the issue of child support and child custody. (BTW, I was her FIFTH marriage, she was my first and she lied about how many times she had tied the bowline previously) The ex had all her records sealed when she ran for congress several years ago (lol, she lost miserably) and it's been a devil of a time getting those opened up. She keeps claiming that somehow, HER divorce records from marriages when she was childless will somehow injur our 13 year old daughter. BS - if anything, they'll harm the ex in the eyes of her daughter but that's not the same thing.
Sorry for the rant but JJ's post hit me where it hurts a little. In a related note, I've been thru law school but never practiced and I've had an even more difficult time finding a divorce lawyer worth his/her exorbitant fee schedule. Almost $75k later and I'm no better off than when this whole thing started.

If anyone knows of a great divorce attorney who can help a disabled vet dad just trying to enjoy the last four years of my daughter's minority, please let me know.
Thanks for listening.

Posted by: Moresi at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (42z/b)

177 It's gonna be both.

Blasey-Ford fakes not showing.

The Dems grill Kav (because Grassley won't put a stop to it).

Blasey-Ford and her lawyers burst in afterward, demanding to be heard. And not under Oath.
Posted by: Hikaru


In a sane world, when she no shows, the committee would apologize to Judge Kavanaugh for wasting his time and hold the vote.

If I were Kavanaugh, if she no shows, I'd refuse to testify.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (YxTUV)

178 143
So, if Ford doesn't appear tomorrow...do they cancel the hearing? Or,
will they still have the hearing, but grill Kavanaugh only? Which means,
in a sense, he would be testifying "first."


Posted by: sillyme at September 26, 2018 08:26 AM (zYWPO)


I would hope Grassley simply says, Ford did not appear. The Ds had this info re: Ford/Kavanaugh since July and decided to ask no questions in public, private or in written form.

Hearing adjourned. See ya tomorrow at 10:00 for the vote.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (q1VoB)

179 When Professor Pinto fails to appear, I would imagine they will allow Judge Kavanaugh to make a statement. They have no right to question him if the accuser has not testified under oath.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (Ri0Ku)

180 I still pray but I haven't been to Mass in ages
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2018 08:27 AM (dMvl+)


Consider finding a Latin Mass in your area if they have them. People who are RC who have at one time found receiving the Eucharist very meaningful, often saw that they get a deep sense of the sacred when they go to a Latin Mass.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (AllCR)

181 "If the GOP grows a pair and consistently fights - it will change my entire perception of the party."





They don't have fight in another month. Back to business as usual. Pretend fighting with the Democrats.



Posted by: lowandslow at September 26, 2018 08:20 AM (ye3s4)





Maybe, maybe not. In any case, we'll be at the halfway point to 2020
and we might get a crop of challengers willing to go after any squishes
who do not get with the Trump program. It does take time.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:22 AM

---

Plus mccain is out of the picture now. That will free up more than a few squishy to actually be Republicans.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (JUOKG)

182 >> If the basic cornerstones of Western law and jurisprudence - the rights of the accused are jettisoned, what's next in the collapse of everything we took for granted


China's social credit system where they skip the trial and just block you from accessing basic services because you are a "bad" person.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:34 AM (W+vEI)

183 Muldoon, heh maybe, but it is prone fails after several useful attempts too often.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 08:34 AM (dPd5y)

184 Where are the victims and other participants in Kavanaugh's Gang Rape Tours? Stories like that usually get around at the time, get reported to police or other authorities...yet, six FBI background checks didn't turn up one mention of, 'oh, yeah, he was the gang rapist in High School?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2018 08:34 AM (oVJmc)

185
168
Senator Hatch goes off on Antifa while on Hannity.

See how it works? When Antifa threatens normies, the Senate does nothing, but when Antifa threatens one of them (a Senator) then the senate goes nuclear.



the government has the ability to identify every single one of those perps in that restaurant and take action.

in fact, my bet is a lot of them are known to the restaurant staff or leadership. This was a setup. How did they know he was there?

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 08:34 AM (d3k/b)

186 181
Plus mccain is out of the picture now. That will free up more than a few squishy to actually be Republicans.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (JUOKG)

Looking at Lindsay Graham, in context to our little conversation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:34 AM (/9p9e)

187 Another anagram for "Christine Blasey Ford" is "Fey child aborter sins".

Posted by: Anagram Nation at September 26, 2018 08:35 AM (TM5Iv)

188 prone to fail

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 08:35 AM (dPd5y)

189 141 137 What time will the new fake accusations drop today? This has all been too well orchestrated by the Desperate Dems, I can't believe this is all they have.
Posted by: Dems are Scum at September 26, 2018 08:25 AM (XcgmW)


In a way, I hope they drop another one because it will be a joke. They will have utterly beclowned themselves to all but the most clueless LIV.

GOP Senators? That's another story, though I think not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:26 AM (/9p9e)


Maybe the next will be a boy. Catholic and all that.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 26, 2018 08:35 AM (59GGI)

190

EM SURF-N-TURF FOADDY-FI!!!

DEY'S GONNA BE LOBSTER TAILS EVERYWHERE B'FO I'M DONE!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at September 26, 2018 08:35 AM (7AQC5)

191 I would hope Grassley simply says, Ford did not appear. The Ds had this info re: Ford/Kavanaugh since July and decided to ask no questions in public, private or in written form.
Hearing adjourned. See ya tomorrow at 10:00 for the vote.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM
~~~~~

I hope they let Kavanaugh give a statement. He really, REALLY wants to do that.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 26, 2018 08:36 AM (Ri0Ku)

192 Did I just hear Fords lawyer submitted 4 sworn statements backing up her lies?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 26, 2018 08:36 AM (jjaLl)

193 i'm not crazy about my neighbors, i'm trying to figure out a accusation to make them move out of fear.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 08:36 AM (dPd5y)

194 176-Moresi


I don't know what their fee schedule is, but I always hear their ads on the radio. They are a firm that only represents men in divorce proceedings:

https://cordellcordell.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:36 AM (AllCR)

195 179
When Professor Pinto fails to appear, I would imagine they will allow
Judge Kavanaugh to make a statement. They have no right to question him
if the accuser has not testified under oath.





Posted by: IrishEi at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (Ri0Ku)


No. Ford goes and if she doesn't, meeting adjourned. The primary sole purpose of this "hearing" was to "hear" Ford.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 08:36 AM (q1VoB)

196 Did I just hear Fords lawyer submitted 4 sworn statements backing up her lies?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 26, 2018 08:36 AM

Her husband and three of her friends. (eyeroll)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 26, 2018 08:37 AM (2NqXo)

197 So, if Ford doesn't appear tomorrow...do they cancel the hearing? Or,

will they still have the hearing, but grill Kavanaugh only? Which means,

in a sense, he would be testifying "first."




Posted by: sillyme at September 26, 2018 08:26 AM (zYWPO)


I
would hope Grassley simply says, Ford did not appear. The Ds had this
info re: Ford/Kavanaugh since July and decided to ask no questions in
public, private or in written form.

Hearing adjourned. See ya tomorrow at 10:00 for the vote.





Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM

---

By the Senate rules if there is no witness then there can be no meeting. But remember this is a big opportunity for two dems to launch their 2020 Presidential campaigns so all bets are off on what will happen.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 08:37 AM (JUOKG)

198 I would hope Grassley simply says, Ford did not appear. The Ds had this info re: Ford/Kavanaugh since July and decided to ask no questions in public, private or in written form.

Hearing adjourned. See ya tomorrow at 10:00 for the vote.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (q1VoB)


>>> That's my understanding of Grassley's game plan. Kavanaugh will not be in the hearing room to start - he'll be in a waiting room so Ford won't see him and go into convulsions or something. So Grassley will adjourn (after Dem clown tactics) if Ford is a no-show, and no Kav questioning.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2018 08:37 AM (AMIL/)

199 Dear Senator Grassley,

If some woman shows up to testify, they need a very rigorous background check to confirm they are who they say they are.

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 08:37 AM (d3k/b)

200 No, his ratings crashed when he began pushing amnesty and Miers-- when he lost the base.



But, that truth doesn't help the uniparty, so they all agree it was only Iraq.

Posted by: RoyalOil,

* * * * * * *

Wow a blast from the past. Remember those good ol days? Talk about a red flag smacking Conservatives across their asses re: where the Bush's are on the judiciary. Imagine that dunce on the court now, a al Souter. yeesh.

Posted by: Oh Fiddlesticks at September 26, 2018 08:37 AM (42z/b)

201 Did I just hear Fords lawyer submitted 4 sworn statements backing up her lies?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 26, 2018 08:36 AM



Her husband and three of her friends. (eyeroll)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 26, 2018 08:37 AM (2NqXo)


Oh, really? OK, because the flaming liberal newsreader on the radio here was way light on details- he just relished saying those words.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 26, 2018 08:38 AM (jjaLl)

202 185
in fact, my bet is a lot of them are known to the restaurant staff or leadership. This was a setup. How did they know he was there?
Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 08:34 AM (d3k/b)



If Cruz or staff made a reservation, someone had time to drop a dime. Even if he walked in without one, someone there called HQ. If one or more people is actually tailing Ted Cruz and even other politicians, cabinet members or conservative media types, that there is what is known in the trade as "a situation."

So, you have the Alison Hrabar types who could perhaps be in the thousands and then you have the hardcore thugs, a cadre of a hundred or so.

Still, this is dangerous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:38 AM (/9p9e)

203 I'm glad they found that C-Span clip of Sen. Joe Biden ranting about not using FBI files in judicial confirmation hearings.

Not because of what he says about FBI files not being conclusive.

But because it shows that Joe Biden has been an asshole for a long. . . long. . . time.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2018 08:38 AM (vbJig)

204 Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 08:37 AM (d3k/b)

YES!! I keep saying they'll send in an actress-probably who wears sunglasses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:39 AM (AllCR)

205 It was Cardinal Francis George who made the statement about dying in bed, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:39 AM (W+vEI)

206 Priest who burned rainbow flag now in hiding:

https://tinyurl.com/yd7tzull

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:12 AM (AllCR)

.....

Fenelon, why is it that the Parishioners don't stand up for honorable church leaders?

I often wonder that. I think that if they came for my Pastor, I would do what he can't for himself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2018 08:40 AM (641Zd)

207 "China's social credit system where they skip the trial and just block you from accessing basic services because you are a "bad" person."

Sure makes me want to turn my utilities & finances over to the Cloud and have them "manage" things eh? You'll know you're making some good points in a discussion forum when the electicity goes out and the toilet won't flush, car won't start, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2018 08:40 AM (8Z2uw)

208 Did I just hear Fords lawyer submitted 4 sworn statements backing up her lies?





Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 26, 2018 08:36 AM

---

Yes, from her husband's family. Not a single member of her family submitted any letters.

Plus none of them claim first hand knowledge of the alleged incident, they all state that they heard about it from her in 2012 after the therapy session.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 08:40 AM (JUOKG)

209 Good morning you people.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 26, 2018 08:40 AM (9LOJs)

210 > But remember this is a big opportunity for two dems to launch their 2020 Presidential campaigns so all bets are off on what will happen.

Well, that's where Grassley needs to sack up.

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

Grassley: "Chair recognizes the gentleman from Texas."
Cruz: "Move to adjourn."
Grassley: "Chair has received a motion to adjourn. All in favor?"

They're not there to let Cameltoe Harris and Cored Asshole Booker make campaign speeches.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at September 26, 2018 08:40 AM (TM5Iv)

211 in fact, my bet is a lot of them are known to the restaurant staff or leadership. This was a setup. How did they know he was there?
Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 08:34 AM (d3k/b)

The restaurant should check the social media sites of its employees. I bet one (or more) of them tipped off Antifa.

Posted by: Mainah at September 26, 2018 08:41 AM (B+qrE)

212 I suppose we should be happy they only protested Cruz, and didn't poison him as was done to Robert Spencer in Iceland.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:41 AM (W+vEI)

213 Meanwhile, the Antifa Terrorists, have issued a statement both taking
credit for the harassment of Ted Cruz and his wife at a restaurant and
then further threatening him.



Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, CNN.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vote now! at September 26, 2018 08:41 AM (LISuA)

214 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2018 08:40 AM (641Zd)

Well, it's a gay friendly church in Chicago and the head guy Cardinal is Cupich is very "progressive".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:41 AM (AllCR)

215 203 I'm glad they found that C-Span clip of Sen. Joe Biden ranting about not using FBI files in judicial confirmation hearings.

Not because of what he says about FBI files not being conclusive.

But because it shows that Joe Biden has been an asshole for a long. . . long. . . time.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2018 08:38 AM (vbJig)


Yes, he's a paste-eating stupid loud asshole. But he's also a cunning, devious, ruthless crooked politico. You don't sit for 45 years in the Senate without being an operator, deep blue state or not.

He is scum. Period.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:41 AM (/9p9e)

216 RE: Slo Joe.


I think this was a tremendous help to Thomas during the hearing and it is an absolute knock out to the Ds right now.


To the LIV, FBI investigation (with many thinking of NCIS/Law and Order/etc) says to themselves: Yeah, why not?


This totally destroys the whole premise of the Ds response: What's the hurry, let's have the FBI investigate.

I, for one, will not sell Biden short on this one. This video is devastating. Particularly because it is so Joe being Joe.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 08:42 AM (q1VoB)

217 Thank you Fenelon -

Posted by: Moresi at September 26, 2018 08:42 AM (42z/b)

218 I often wonder that. I think that if they came for my Pastor, I would do what he can't for himself.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2018 08:40 AM (641Zd)

You're a good person. I think there probably are people who are helping him-just under the wire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:42 AM (AllCR)

219 Did I just hear Fords lawyer submitted 4 sworn statements backing up her lies?

Four people have sworn to receiving hearsay from her.

Which has no evidentiary value.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2018 08:42 AM (oVJmc)

220 About the Democrat fantasy:

Point out, that with -much- less at stake, major news organizations and state prosecutors went balls out to convict white jocks and frat boys of group rape. Only to fail so hard even a stunningly corrupt legal system was forced to disbar people. I read the Kavanaugh interview and he never brings up these high profile media smears of innocent college kids- white and middle class of course. Making it all about himself means he doesn't see the bigger picture.

Of course the Dems are lying. Of course crazy terrorists can't be safely neutralized by a constitutional republic. But the Founders would have dealt FAR more brutally with Muslims even assuming the British were stupid and assholish enough to let them in. No one points out the difference between stubbornly refusing a vote and devising a criminally false smear- which is in the process of coming apart.

Brett Kavanaugh is simply the most advanced case. No matter how clean you are, if you stand against libs you will be smeared out of existence. And thuglets like Trayvon will be whitewashed into 10 year old cherubs.

I welcome it, of course. It's great for radicalization.

Posted by: trev006 at September 26, 2018 08:43 AM (Mgabo)

221 214 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2018 08:40 AM (641Zd)

Well, it's a gay friendly church in Chicago and the head guy Cardinal is Cupich is very "progressive".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 08:41 AM (AllCR)


Love the sinner. Hate the G-d-fearing parishioner. Did I get that right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:43 AM (/9p9e)

222 Late start to reading as I was watching the President's U.N. speech.. In any rate, good Morning all and thanks JJ (and Vic) for the mandatory reading and link-fu.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 26, 2018 08:43 AM (9B/d8)

223 Plus none of them claim first hand knowledge of the
alleged incident, they all state that they heard about it from her in
2012 after the therapy session.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 08:40 AM (JUOKG)


Ok, got it. Wow, what a game-changer. I hate the asshole that reads the morning news on WHAM 1180.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 26, 2018 08:44 AM (jjaLl)

224 >>Did I just hear Fords lawyer submitted 4 sworn statements backing up her lies?



Does this mean that *Ford* has submitted her testimony, as was required?
Interesting...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:44 AM (W+vEI)

225 198
I would hope Grassley simply says, Ford did not appear. The Ds had this
info re: Ford/Kavanaugh since July and decided to ask no questions in
public, private or in written form.



Hearing adjourned. See ya tomorrow at 10:00 for the vote.



Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 08:33 AM (q1VoB)





>>> That's my understanding of Grassley's game plan.
Kavanaugh will not be in the hearing room to start - he'll be in a
waiting room so Ford won't see him and go into convulsions or something.
So Grassley will adjourn (after Dem clown tactics) if Ford is a
no-show, and no Kav questioning.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2018 08:37 AM (AMIL/)


This. Dem's had this information months prior to the confirmation hearings. They sat on it and manufactured this shit show. Now another hearing is made especially for Balsy and she is likely a no show.

Whatever happens, the Dems should not be given one minute of time to demagogue the issue if Balsy is a no show.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 26, 2018 08:44 AM (ymnmz)

226 I started reading Thirteen Moons on KU, MP4

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2018 08:28 AM (dMvl+)


Thank you! I hope you like it, votermom.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2018 08:44 AM (kqsXK)

227 > Does this mean that *Ford* has submitted her testimony, as was required?

No, she has not.

Curious, innit?

Posted by: Anagram Nation at September 26, 2018 08:44 AM (TM5Iv)

228 Yes, from her husband's family. Not a single member of her family submitted any letters.

Plus
none of them claim first hand knowledge of the alleged incident, they
all state that they heard about it from her in 2012 after the therapy
session.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 08:40 AM (JUOKG)



yeah, I understand coming out a talking about something like this in therapy (if it were true). But, I can't imagine "Hey, guess what we talked about at therapy" while sitting around the Thanksgiving table. Does the "issues" the couple was seeking to get thru while at therapy really any concern of the husband's family? Unless he's spilling the beans "hey, my wife is saying this and I think she might be nuts or telling the truth" is a very, very awkward conversation.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 08:45 AM (q1VoB)

229 @142:

It's a toss up between getting immigration under control and controlling the USSC. It's time to turn out the lights time if both don't happen.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 26, 2018 08:45 AM (NTlKV)

230 in fact, my bet is a lot of them are known to the restaurant staff or leadership. This was a setup. How did they know he was there?

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 08:34 AM (d3k/b)

DC is occupied territory. God offered a more deserved redemption to Sodom.

The place should be cleansed with fire.

Posted by: trev006 at September 26, 2018 08:46 AM (Mgabo)

231 If Ford shows up for the actual purpose of testifying, I'll be surprised. What can she actually say that has any evidentiary value? Nada.


If she comes at all it'll be because she's a willing tool of the Demofascist Media Cooperative. She's there for publicity's sake.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vote now! at September 26, 2018 08:46 AM (LISuA)

232 I started reading Thirteen Moons on KU, MP4



Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2018 08:28 AM (dMvl+)



Thank you! I hope you like it, votermom.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2018 08:44 AM (kqsXK)



It's good, I liked it a lot.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 26, 2018 08:46 AM (jjaLl)

233 Yes, he's a paste-eating stupid loud asshole. But he's also a cunning, devious, ruthless crooked politico. You don't sit for 45 years in the Senate without being an operator, deep blue state or not.

He is scum. Period.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:41 AM (/9p9e)


The Delaware GOP must be a bunch of Hollowhead think alikes to come up with Rove approved dogshit like Mike Castle to run for Senate. Fuck that state party in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 26, 2018 08:46 AM (y7DUB)

234 >>No, she has not.

Curious, innit?





Whaaaaa?
OK, she's not showing, just submitting others' so-called "corroborating" statements. They only corroborate hearsay, right?
*makes wanking off gesture*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:46 AM (W+vEI)

235 227 > Does this mean that *Ford* has submitted her testimony, as was required?

No, she has not.

Curious, innit?

Posted by: Anagram Nation at September 26, 2018 08:44 AM (TM5Iv)


So, they are waiting for the last possible second to do what they have to, if they can't bamboozle their way into more extensions/concessions.

Stalling for time. Pure and simple. I hope Grassley sees this. I mean, he has to. His reaction is something else.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 08:47 AM (/9p9e)

236 I started reading Thirteen Moons on KU, MP4

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2018 08:28 AM (dMvl+)

Thank you! I hope you like it, votermom.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2018 08:44 AM (kqsXK)


Ditto here, MP4...I'm enjoying it and will post a review when I'm finished with my second reading.

Spoiler: the book is great!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 26, 2018 08:47 AM (tVWQB)

237 Plus none of them claim first hand knowledge of the alleged incident, they all state that they heard about it from her in 2012 after the therapy session
==
And we still don't know the therapists name, her specialty, reputation or qualifications.
We don't know why she went, how often she went or even when!

Oh, so now 4 people are saying she told them in 2 012?

That is worse than the FBI "well it's being reported in the news-- that's confirmation!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 08:47 AM (TN1P5)

238
Looking at that biker gang in the Mafia bar that is what starts gang wars. But the old time Crime boss didn't much care about beating up soldiers in some other guys crew. It was personal, back in the old days. They put out a hit on the crime boss.

In this place and time, the antifa crew on the street are just puppets. The guy you want is the big boss that is giving the orders. Find him, and put him in prison.

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 26, 2018 08:47 AM (oYD2h)

239 Biden was against FBI investigations into sexual assault accusations before he evolved.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 26, 2018 08:47 AM (dNzKv)

240 Isn't it telling that Ford started this story in 2012, but she let him stay on the Federal bench?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2018 08:47 AM (oVJmc)

241 DC is occupied territory. God offered a more deserved redemption to Sodom.

The place should be cleansed with fire.

Posted by: trev006 at September 26, 2018 08:46 AM (Mgabo)

Prohibit AC in federal office buildings (you can't open the windows in most).

For the planet, children, etc.

Posted by: Miklos, simple but effective at September 26, 2018 08:47 AM (zCyNd)

242 "Who was the bishop who said that he would die in bed, his successor would die in prison and his successor would die on the gallows? "

I think that was said by Chaput, current Archbishop of Philadelphia.

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 08:48 AM (3HNOQ)

243 It would certainly be brave of Antifa members subscribing to these violent fantasies to come clean about their identities. Who are these violent murders-to-be?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vote now! at September 26, 2018 08:48 AM (LISuA)

244 240
Isn't it telling that Ford started this story in 2012, but she let him stay on the Federal bench?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2018 08:47 AM (oVJmc)


The D.C federal bench (IIRC)

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 08:49 AM (q1VoB)

245 224
>>Did I just hear Fords lawyer submitted 4 sworn statements backing up her lies?







Does this mean that *Ford* has submitted her testimony, as was required?

Interesting...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 08:44 AM (W+vEI)


I call BS. They will be statements crafted to say nothing other they I support her vague statements and I promise she told me about them in 19XX.But the will all be written in that same weasley tone that the doildo spinner used.
"I saw two things.......and I leave everything between the two things blank for you to fill in and won't confirm or deny your worst assumptions."

Making a shambles of the process is a red flag for false accusations.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 26, 2018 08:50 AM (ymnmz)

246 Does this mean that *Ford* has submitted her testimony, as was required?

No, she has not.

Curious, innit?

Posted by: Anagram Nation


Not really.

She's not going to commit ANYTHING to writing.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 08:50 AM (YxTUV)

247 While she's dredging up these repressed memories do you suppose Blasey-Ford could recall where I left my car keys?

I'm late for work.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2018 08:52 AM (m45I2)

248
Dr Crazypants' submissions to the Senate:

https://tinyurl.com/y7uaj36w

Posted by: Miklos, quiet but effective at September 26, 2018 08:52 AM (zCyNd)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/25/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

I’m no judge of the rights and wrongs of every allegation. How can I be? All I know is that in a court of law he was acquitted, and there is no proof he committed a crime. The exact nature of his behaviour — how much consent was involved — I have no idea, nor is it really my concern. My concern is what happens to somebody who has not been found guilty in any criminal sense but who perhaps deserves social opprobrium, but how long should that last, what form it should take, etc. Ian Buruma


Quote II

Until recently, it was OK to rape and even murder girls — but only if your name was “Clinton,” “Kennedy” or “Weinstein,” et al. Then Hillary lost, and Teddy was dead, so there was no point in ferociously protecting the Democrats’ rapists any longer. Ann Coulter


Quote III

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain


Quote IV

“You backed me and I back you. That’s the way it works,”President Donald Trump

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I snickered. This could be good. Go Fund Me campaign to investigate the MSM.


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3D printing. Amazing breakthrough and "Patches" is proof of it.

A nine-year-old dachshund suffering from an unusually large brain tumor just got a new lease on life thanks to the powers of 3D-printing technology.

What started as a small bump on Patches’ head turned out to be a major ordeal for a family in Williamsport, Pennsylvania.

In just a few months, the aggressive brain tumor spread through the dog’s skull, growing to the size of an orange, reports the Canadian Press. Desperate for help, the family was told to seek out the advice of Michelle Oblak, a veterinary surgical oncologist from the Ontario Veterinary College at the University of Guelph, who’s been using 3D-printing technology to treat dogs.

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The Left sucks. Their case against you and your diet which consists of meat.

Derek Thompson begins his article with the provocative claim, "There are two big truths about eating meat from animals."

If I didn't know better, I would've assumed that the two big truths are: 1. meat is delicious, and, 2. humans are designed to eat meat. But I know better, and Thompson drops that claim as a setup for a few of animal rights activists' favorite canards:

First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price for a tender medallion of food. Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year. This constitutes a rolling moral catastrophe. What’s more, one-sixth of the world’s greenhouse gas emissions are directly attributable to raising livestock, and the figure is rising as more countries enter the global middle class. For most Americans, cutting meat out of their diets would reduce global warming more than giving up driving


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No more Weight Watchers. Now it's WW.

The weight loss juggernaut formally known as Weight Watchers wants "everyone" to be included, and thus has announced a more politically correct name change to the more discreet "WW," indicating a shift in focus from "weight" to "wellness."

Weight Watchers CEO and President Mindy Grossman announced on the TODAY show Monday morning that the company is "moving to 'WW' to be the global marque of wellness for everyone, beyond just weight."

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What's been happening in Manitowoc and vicinity? Let's take a look at the Manitowoc Minute.


The ONT Musical Interlude



September 25, 1999, Former Rolling Stone Bill Wyman became the first major artist to release an album on his own personalised digital MP3 player. The matchbox-sized device with no moving parts was one of the smallest of its kind in the world and featured encryption software designed in the UK to prevent piracy. via thisdayinmusic.com

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September 25, 2000, Ozzy Osbourne formally requested that Black Sabbath be removed from the nomination list for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Calling the inclusion "meaningless", Osbourne went on to say "Let's face it. Black Sabbath have never been media darlings. We're a people's band and that suits us just fine." via thisdayinmusic.com

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I just wonder how much alcohol and/or drugs were consumed. Genius Award Winner.

PALM COAST, Fla. - A Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in a Chick-fil-A parking lot, according to Flagler County Sheriff's Office officials.

Cory Hatzl, 30, was arrested Monday morning after a woman called authorities around 1 a.m. saying Hatzl was chasing her boyfriend and "trying to fight" him.


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Eat moar chikin. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

When one Florida man turned 100, staffers at his favorite local Chick-fil-A took it upon themselves to go all-out for a surprise birthday celebration.

On September 21, Stephen Bellissimo visited the chicken-centric chain in Oldsmar, as is his weekly ritual, and was shocked to find the restaurant full of family, friends and decorations on his milestone birthday.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Conquests and Spoils.

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Notice: Posted with permission by The Ace Media Empire including but not limited to AceCorp, LLC and Ewok Shelving, Ltd.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:05 PM




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1 ONT!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (I16G8)

2 st

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (6Zmow)

3 Prov 4:7
Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.

I ordered wisdom and understanding through Amazon, but they delivered to the wrong house.



LOOK OUT! THIS ONT WILL BE ON FIRE!

Fortunately, I have bacon-wrapped hot dogs.

Go boldly

Posted by: mindful webworks - when it all goes haywire at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (5LFjM)

4 Evening

Posted by: wing at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (JFzNN)

5 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (e9G8E)

6 Good evening and good night

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (b+SbO)

7 Wow!

Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (8kQyI)

8 Beisboll's been berry berry good to me.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (w7U7L)

9 Bold! So, so very bold...


And centred, too!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (e9G8E)

10 Boldfaced, centered, and drunk is no way to go through life. -Brett Kavenaw

Posted by: mindful webworks - when it all goes haywire at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (5LFjM)

11 Nice Pic up top, MisHum.
Who's on First?
Oh yeah,
Congrats Calm Mentor!

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (6Zmow)

12 Centered in the Top 10?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (+ldAm)

13 I want to see Ford freak out when here story is scrutinized.

Posted by: Gmac-Feeling the years at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (ldXWf)

14 It's ONT again in America!

Posted by: Ronald Wilson Miklos at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (zCyNd)

15 LMAO! what the hell is going on with the blog tonight??

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

16 This boldness is NOT MY FAULT!

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (6Zmow)

17 Oooo, BOLD Newness!

Posted by: Gmac-Feeling the years at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (ldXWf)

18 Not much grey in it, though...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (e9G8E)

19 I'm a'gonna go read the content now, so, y'all fix this mess before I get back down here, hokay?

Posted by: mindful webworks - when it all goes haywire at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (5LFjM)

20 >>Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year.

I'd like to avoid all that by raising and preparing them myself.. but nazi HOAs.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (1g7ch)

21 Dirty Dozen at least. And truly love the lead pic MH. It centered perfectly.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (+ldAm)

22
The flag has been desecrated.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

23 In Before the Murder Canals.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (jlHSA)

24 Flag's the wrong way around. The canton's supposed to be on the...

*glances up*

...son of a...

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (y87Qq)

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (I16G8)

26 I'm emboldened to fight the left!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (hECVl)

27 I love Trump more every day. His UN speech was awesome.

The guy centers me.

*mandatory centering comment box status: checked*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (CPfoe)

28 I feel so, um, centered.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

29 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (ZkxsK)

30 Just today, I'd read that Sharon Osbourne says that Ozzy's 'sex drive is too high'...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (e9G8E)

31 Saw Black Sabbath at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, late 70's. Oh, and man do I feel centered now.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (sM+h7)

32 Nice try, AltonJackson. Everybody only gets one. I am not made of greetings, you know.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq)

33 X ring...

right in the center!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (rjbMC)

34
The flag has been desecrated.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

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Those stripes are good old American ash. Got a problem with that, Bucky?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (CPfoe)

35
Clowns Me stuck with you Jokers

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

36 I sense a happy barrel in the near future!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (n9EOP)

37 His UN speech was awesome.

I haven't seen it yet. Geez having a job really cuts into my time on the internet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

38 Nah good evening, AltonJackson, again.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (y87Qq)

39 We moving to the center? Living on the fringes of the edge is more fun.

Posted by: morigu at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (Eu98u)

40 Start up the Rotors:
https://youtu.be/w4MxFm6eZS8

Physical Removal
https://youtu.be/hedkBm3Ud3Q

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (fA1SL)

41 I don't think I've been this pissed about politics in my life

Thanks to you guys, I haven't hurt anyone or anything

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (+g41/)

42 What ever you do, don't let the thread move left!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (n9EOP)

43 "A swing and a miss, right down the middle of the plate, and the Dodgers win the World Series!"

Posted by: Vin Scully at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (rjbMC)

44 Hiya

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (cJ6RQ)

45 Put me in, Coach.
I'm ready to play today.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (6Zmow)

46
Meh.

It'll get fixed at some point.

It always does.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (DMUuz)

47 [[looks around wide-eyed]] so this is the ONT...

Seriously, how many "dogs that didn't bark" are we dealing with here?
-she's not doing a Macy's parade coast-to-coast? when will she be here?
-where is the written testimony?
-BASTA?! I mean srs??! Can this guy's 15 minutes be over now please?

Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (Ras6A)

48 I still propose that when a thread is centered like this, when it is corrected, the last commenter to mention the centering gets the barrel.

Sort of like musical chairs.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

49 why does someone *ALWAYS* have to ruin a good thing around here?


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (rjbMC)

50 Hey everybody.

Jimmy Kimmel can eat a bag of...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (feaxc)

51 It'll get fixed at some point.

It always does.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (DMUuz)


*smug nod*

Posted by: Bob Barker at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (y87Qq)

52 9 Bold! So, so very bold...


And centred, too!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (e9G8E)

Yup Twofer Tuesday Zettai

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (Ss+Em)

53 D'oh!

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

54 I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat salad!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (3JQ/p)

55 Thanks for the ONT.

If God did not want us to eat cows and pigs, He would not have made them so delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (lCWBk)

56 Play balls!

Nice pic.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (Ydn2k)

57 SABBATH!!!



Thanks guys, for making me the asshole I am today. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (9Om/r)

58 36 I sense a happy barrel in the near future!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (n9EOP)


She's a naughty cask.

You just gotta' know how to tap her.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (DUqif)

59 If God did not want us to eat cows and pigs, He would not have made them so delicious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (lCWBk)

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And slow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (CPfoe)

60 45 Put me in, Coach.
I'm ready to play today.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:12 PM (6Zmow)

Oh I bet you are.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (Ss+Em)

61 Jimmy Kimmel can eat a bag of...

He needs to cut his own dick off. What a douchenozzle.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

62 One of Krassensteins admits that they're paid "by higher ups" to spam Trump's twitter feed:


https://tinyurl.com/ycpsxr2d

Posted by: Bert G at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (OMsf+)

63 Mark Twain, warm and fuzzy he was not.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (oFsfu)

64 @41

With the exceptions of a brief period
in the 80s and 90s, I've been pissed off over politics my whole life.


This shit has always been bad.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (kT3/m)

65 re: Quote II: OUCH! That has got to leave a mark. I hope she said that on TV.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (Ydn2k)

66
He needs to cut his own dick off. What a douchenozzle.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

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Objection: assumes facts not in evidence

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:15 PM (CPfoe)

67 Vegetables are what food eats.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

68 Jewells45, exactamundo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:15 PM (feaxc)

69 Donald Trump called out all the Socialists and Communists and told the Iranians to pound sand.

What a Stud!

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:15 PM (6Zmow)

70 Hey everybody.

Jimmy Kimmel can eat a bag of...
Posted by: qdpsteve



SHIT!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 10:16 PM (S6Pax)

71 That Buruma guy is dirt stupid... there is no need to worry about "how much consent was involved" for fictitious events the "witnesses" to which said it never happened.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:16 PM (imSgd)

72 >> He would not have made them so delicious.
> And slow.

And stupid.

And vegan, but that's redundant.

"It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf." -- Larry Niven

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 10:16 PM (TM5Iv)

73 That's a nice flag, Mis Hum.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (lwiT4)

74 Bozo, also a great menu choice for Kimmel.

Especially if it's forcibly packed down his throat with a white-hot steel shovel...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (feaxc)

75 Look at me, I can be centerfield!

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (6Zmow)

76 27 I love Trump more every day. His UN speech was awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (CPfoe)


It was. A full-throated condemnation of Globalism, Socialism, and the Iran regime, and a rousing defense of cooperative Nationalism. This is a huge disruption to the status quo that will reverberate for decades.

Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (Vb4BV)

77 First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price for a tender medallion of food. Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year. This constitutes a rolling moral catastrophe. What's more, one-sixth of the world's greenhouse gas emissions are directly attributable to raising livestock, and the figure is rising as more countries enter the global middle class. For most Americans, cutting meat out of their diets would reduce global warming more than giving up driving

I WANT global warming. The weak go to the wall. Also, the stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (vnpiz)

78 67 Vegetables are what food eats.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

Last time I checked, we're still the head of the food chain.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (6Zmow)

79 You just gotta' know how to tap her.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (DUqif)


In my bunghole there be treasure!

Posted by: The Barrel at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (Pe/Hn)

80 75 Look at me, I can be centerfield!
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (6Zmow)

I first read that as "centerfold."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

81 63 Mark Twain, warm and fuzzy he was not.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 10:14 PM (oFsfu)


Yeah ... but he could say a ton with a very few simple words.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (DUqif)

82 "1st"

Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (8kQyI)

83 77. The weak go to the wall. Also, the stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
**
And the furries.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (fA1SL)

84 Veganism is an eating disorder.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

85 Did ALH just say she could be centerfold?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (9LOJs)

86 My angel in the centerfield!

Posted by: Peter Fogerty of the J. Creedence Band at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (feaxc)

87 Love the sign on the back of the Vee Dub.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (WEBkv)

88 I'd like to avoid all that by raising and preparing them myself.. but nazi HOAs.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (1g7ch)


Invite them into the house.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (Pe/Hn)

89 76 27 I love Trump more every day. His UN speech was awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (CPfoe)

It was. A full-throated condemnation of Globalism, Socialism, and the Iran regime, and a rousing defense of cooperative Nationalism. This is a huge disruption to the status quo that will reverberate for decades.
Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2018 10:17 PM (Vb4BV)


I'll say it again: If Trump gets the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US, he no-shit belongs on Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

90 >> Look at me, I can be centerfield!

I read that as centerfold.

My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold,
ALH is a centerfold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (PMKe/)

91 At least creepy porn lawyer is too stupid to have to worry about arguing before the Supreme Court down the line.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (w7U7L)

92 I love that #cokemitch threw this FBI nonsense back in Biden's face. Watching our Senators stand up is sort of like sprinkling an envelope of crystals into a fishbowl and watching it turn into sea monkeys. Like, they told you it would happen, but it just seemed so implausible...

Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (Ras6A)

93 "Weight Watchers CEO and President Mindy Grossman announced on the TODAY show Monday morning that the company is 'moving to "WW"...'"

"Also, we'll eventually transition to XY3#i so no one actually knows what the f*** we do. We think that's the eventual path to profit and growth. Our polls indicate consumers love to be confused and disoriented."

Posted by: Mindy Grossman at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (6eEQ+)

94


_______

Derek Thompson is destroying the planet... if he is right, WE are getting rid of the problem by eating it. HE is destroying the solution by eating the green plants that make precious oxygen.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (imSgd)

95
I first read that as "centerfold."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

Did you ever check out Match.com? Probably a whole new crop of feminine females.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (6Zmow)

96 Because it came up on the open thread.

Rsn - Lady Kaede's End

https://youtu.be/qEsPqJOKmiQ

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (lufB/)

97 Yeah ... but he could say a ton with a very few simple words.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:18 PM (DUqif)


Read a little of Twain's political views and you realize this shit has been going on a long time, it's just gotten much rowdier recently!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (n9EOP)

98 First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price for a tender medallion of food. Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year. This constitutes a rolling moral catastrophe. What's more, one-sixth of the world's greenhouse gas emissions are directly attributable to raising livestock, and the figure is rising as more countries enter the global middle class. For most Americans, cutting meat out of their diets would reduce global warming more than giving up driving

The existence of liberals imposes a major burden of stupidity on the planet. If we got rid of all the liberals, then we wouldn't need to worry about any of that crap.

Also, if you want cut down on "greenhouse emissions," ban Mexican food. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (vnpiz)

99 by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (9LOJs)

86 My angel in the centerfield!
Posted by: Peter Fogerty of the J. Creedence Band at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (feaxc)

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Wait. I thought that was the J. Geils Band.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (CPfoe)

100 Veganism is an eating disorder.

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Veganism is the diet the medieval nobility tried to force on the peasants to keep them weak and easier to control.


Posted by: Obligatory at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (+DkQm)

101 I've pretty much decided not to watch much TV in the morning because I hate going to work in bad mood. This whole Kavanaugh thing has me in a constant rage anymore. I will be glad when it's over. Of course, they always having something else ready. It will be on to the next outrage.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

102 Doing what I can for the environment. I treat veggies as a vitamin or supplement, so I eat very little of them and that keeps the hippie land-rape to a minimum. Meat, on the other hand, which actually builds soil (when done in the old way) is what feeds me.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (OiC69)

103 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (PMKe/)

Ah, memories of the 80s, bowling alleys and arcades, sigh.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (oFsfu)

104
Donald Trump called out all the Socialists and Communists and told the Iranians to pound sand.
What a Stud!
Posted by: ALH


Charles Lane of the Washington Post was on Bret Baire's show and was very disappointed. He longs for the days when Obama sucked up to the dick taters and trashed America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (IqV8l)

105 Centerfold? You guys are going to make me blush.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (6Zmow)

106 Did you ever check out Match.com? Probably a whole new crop of feminine females.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (6Zmow)

I would hope the females would indeed be feminine. That's not exactly guaranteed anymore.

But no, I have not.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

107 I'd like to avoid all that by raising and preparing them myself.. but nazi HOAs.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (1g7ch)

The HOA also complained about my tzampotli, until I "invited" them to become part of the project.

Posted by: Miklos,enjoying a glass under watchful eyesockets at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (zCyNd)

108 Why hasn't The Trigglypuff had her/his say concerning Dr. Ford?

I would think she'd be waddling to the quad to give her two cents.

Posted by: mpfs, Society of Dregs Founding Member, Pennsyltucky Chapter at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (79p/O)

109 btw.. did ya'll know today was One Hit Wonder day? There were so many I don't know if I could pic a favorite.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

110 108 Why hasn't The Trigglypuff had her/his say concerning Dr. Ford?

I would think she'd be waddling to the quad to give her two cents.

Posted by: mpfs, Society of Dregs Founding Member, Pennsyltucky Chapter at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (79p/O)

Went full Mister Creosote, exploded.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (jlHSA)

111 Last time I checked, we're still the head of the food chain.



I will honor you.

Posted by: The Bear at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (yQpMk)

112 Carry on ALH.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (9LOJs)

113 Jewells, exactly.

I feel the same way. I posted yesterday, this whole Kav thing makes me want to scream, yell and break things.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (feaxc)

114 Veganism is the diet the medieval nobility tried to force on the peasants to keep them weak and easier to control.


Posted by: Obligatory at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (+DkQm)

Let them eat grass!

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (6Zmow)

115 95. Heh. Nespatnik should avoid that site. 'Lisa' - of the Hit the Wall and Bunny-Boiler fame - would find him.

https://youtu.be/rjLl3c0n_sw

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (fA1SL)

116 Veganism is the diet the medieval nobility...

You know, here's one thing no king has ever said: "bring me what our barn animals eat!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (OiC69)

117 Read a little of Twain's political views and you realize this shit has been going on a long time, it's just gotten much rowdier recently!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (n9EOP)

Politics was always dirty. They just didn't always have social media.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

118 109 btw.. did ya'll know today was One Hit Wonder day? There were so many I don't know if I could pic a favorite.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (

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Brandy. You're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (CPfoe)

119 Wait. I thought that was the J. Geils Band.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (CPfoe)

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It was.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (I16G8)

120 I really and truly appreciate the concern that the horde has showered upon me recently. I have honestly never felt this level of concern from anyone in my "real life." In fact, the real life folks have turned out to be--
Cough. Never mind. They are the vultures that everyone denied existence to their daughter. They swooped upon her, screaming their devotion, once she was a carcass--
This isn't helping, isn't it? I apologize. No one in her "family" gave a damn about her until there might be money, when they descended like frikken ghouls...
Apologies again. I loved her so much. And I'm sure she loved me too. And she's gone. She's gone forever/

MisHum feel free to delete this. No worries bro.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

121 The HOA also complained about my tzampotli, until I "invited" them to become part of the project.
Posted by: Miklos,enjoying a glass under watchful eyesockets at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (zCyNd)


Yes. A "glass". You are drinking from a "glass".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq)

122 Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year.
***

Harvesting chickens - morally problematic

Harvesting babies - a fundamental right


Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (+DkQm)

123 Love that top photo. And it is appropriate tonight for Nats fans. Max Scherzer got to 300 strike outs for the season. This is only the 36th time that has happened since 1900. It was also his eighteenth win this year. This has been a frustrating season but, like tonight, has had its share of highlights. Scherzer should have a good chance for a third Cy Young award in a row.

Posted by: JTB at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (V+03K)

124 was there a supermoon scheduled for tonight?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)

125 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652159323787265

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652235844702209

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652313024098305

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652398533316610

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652487351980038

Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (0Ntuf)

126 Weight Watchers CEO and President Mindy Grossman announced on the TODAY show Monday morning that the company is "moving to 'WW' to be the global marque of wellness for everyone, beyond just weight."

Mindy, we don't need any more Jewish Messiahs, thank you very much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (vnpiz)

127 I know that CBF scrubbed her social media before going public, what are the chances that the Internet Wayback Machine has copies of her old tweets, specifically those after the 2016 election?

Posted by: mutantman at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (J9xQs)

128 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

I am sorry for your loss. Hugs.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (6Zmow)

129 122 Harvesting babies - a fundamental right


Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (+DkQm)

Hey, you COULD eat the babies, you know.

Just come on down to old Comet Ping Pong...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (jlHSA)

130 I will honor you.
Posted by: The Bear at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (yQpMk)

Don't believe it.

Posted by: Leo at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (oFsfu)

131 115 95. Heh. Nespatnik should avoid that site. 'Lisa' - of the Hit the Wall and Bunny-Boiler fame - would find him.

https://youtu.be/rjLl3c0n_sw
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (fA1SL)

I guarantee it would be even worse than that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

132 I would hope the females would indeed be feminine. That's not exactly guaranteed anymore.

But no, I have not.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

----------------

Have you seen trigglypuff? Female: yes. Feminine? Not even close.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (WEBkv)

133 I feel the same way. I posted yesterday, this whole Kav thing makes me want to scream, yell and break things.

I even yelled at my husband. I screamed I know! Stop calling me at work!! lol.. he gets a little excited and forgets I'm actually trying to work when I'm at work.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)

134 Should I send this? These azzholes pizz me off.

Hi,

We were considering a vacation in DC. Your restaurant was highly recommended.

After this incident w/ Sen. Cruz and his wife that is not going to happen. It is disgraceful that you allowed this harassment to go on.

What a terrible thing to allow this to go on in your establishment.

You are a disgrace to American values, allowing bullies to drive people out of the public discourse. This is all a ploy to stop Kavanagh's appointment to the SC.

You should be ashamed as Americans where Ted Cruz and his wife should not be attacked like this in public at your restaurant.

Regards,
Never visiting Fiola

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (yJ1e6)

135 Jewells, I'm sure you made it up to him later. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (feaxc)

136 Yes. A "glass". You are drinking from a "glass".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq)

Yes. Out of little umbrellas.

Posted by: Miklos, enjoying a glass under watchful eyesockets at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (zCyNd)

137 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652574195032064

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652672043962369

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652781326553089

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652885093568512

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1044652982137237506

Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (0Ntuf)

138 >> Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

Oh yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about right there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (PMKe/)

139 Rodrigo Borgia: "It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf." -- Larry Niven

You've obviously never tracked the legendary walking tree of Dahomey, Quercus Nicholas Parsonus.

Posted by: David Attenborough at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (6eEQ+)

140 was there a supermoon scheduled for tonight?
Posted by: yankeefifth

THAT'S NO MOON!

Oh, yeah, I guess it is.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (S6Pax)

141 I would hope the females would indeed be feminine. That's not exactly guaranteed anymore.

But no, I have not.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

Give me one good reason why.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (6Zmow)

142 It will be on to the next outrage.
***

The left means to destroy everything about our culture.

They will indeed go on to the next thing and then the next and so on.
And it will never end because they can't end it.

When you whole life is built around destroying you reduce everything around you to rubble.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (+DkQm)

143 101 I've pretty much decided not to watch much TV in the morning because I hate going to work in bad mood. This whole Kavanaugh thing has me in a constant rage anymore. I will be glad when it's over. Of course, they always having something else ready. It will be on to the next outrage.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:21 PM (dUJdY)


Well said. That's EXACTLY where I am.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (vnpiz)

144 btw.. did ya'll know today was One Hit Wonder day? There were so many I don't know if I could pic a favorite.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (dUJdY)


Oh, I have a favorite one hit wonder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYKtBbR3JJw

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)

145 85 Did ALH just say she could be centerfold?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (9LOJs)

She did, we need pics

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (Ss+Em)

146 109 btw.. did ya'll know today was One Hit Wonder day? There were so many I don't know if I could pic a favorite.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (dUJdY)


This was a great one I only heard here recently:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFvATjb0Dc

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

147 Let them eat grass!
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (6Zmow)

--------------

Quote by Moo Antoinette?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (WEBkv)

148
was there a supermoon scheduled for tonight?
Posted by: yankeefifth


When Michael Moore drops trou.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (IqV8l)

149 I can hardly wait for 2021, when President Kerry or Biden or Booker or someone like that spends the year on another world apology tour

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (UFyv9)

150 127 I know that CBF scrubbed her social media before going public, what are the chances that the Internet Wayback Machine has copies of her old tweets, specifically those after the 2016 election?
Posted by: mutantman at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (J9xQs)


Essentially zero. Lots of people have looked. The thing was done very competently. Which of course means that she had help.

Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (Vb4BV)

151 Before I catch up on the day's developments and blow my stack, I want to advise the Horde to go outdoors and look at that beautiful moon!

Here in NE Oklahoma, it's shining bright. No clouds.

Looking at it makes me feel that everything is going to work out.

Thank you, Lord, for this God moment.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (XDlhM)

152 Should I send this? These azzholes pizz me off.

Hi,

-------

I LIKE IT!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (CPfoe)

153 Why didn't Ace ever have Queen Ann as a guest on The Podcast?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (k2d6x)

154 131. Smart man! Go to your destiny in Donbas! Become heroic warrior-attorney for armoured legions of SMR, gain warbride and small chicken farm outside Donetsk.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (fA1SL)

155 BeckoningChasm, I'm sorry.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (9LOJs)

156 And the latest thing with Cruz and his wife being harassed while eating dinner. One of these days someone is gonna get hurt. Oh.. wait.

This needs to start happening to them. Fucking creeps.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

157 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

AOS is the place to be when you don't feel like there's any place to be! Hang in there brother!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (n9EOP)

158 Be careful of hoaxes and pranks regarding this recent Ford fracas!

I am seeing postings of seemingly credible claims, with obvious known falsehoods embedded.

I think it is to try and hook one side or the other into spreading false crap and thereby discredit themselves. Booby traps.

Don't forward anything without looking at it really close first. If you see a story, try to trace it back to the original source if you can.

Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (mk9aG)

159 Quote by Moo Antoinette?
***

Probably actually from Moo-ria Theresa if actually said by anyone.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (+DkQm)

160 Yo!

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (7NetD)

161 145 85 Did ALH just say she could be centerfold?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:19 PM (9LOJs)

She did, we need pics
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (Ss+Em)


---------

A review meeting needs to be scheduled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (CPfoe)

162 Next week, only real baseball teams will be playing.

Mine isn't one of them.

Again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (UsCnO)

163 That dude at the Chick-fil-a would have gotten away with it but he stopped to dip his junk in the Sriracha Sauce.

Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (9rIkM)

164 160 Yo!
Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (7NetD)


Finally, a ray of common sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (vnpiz)

165 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

You're clearly hurting, deeply. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

166 126 Weight Watchers CEO and President Mindy Grossman announced on the TODAY show Monday morning that the company is "moving to 'WW' to be the global marque of wellness for everyone, beyond just weight."

Mindy, we don't need any more Jewish Messiahs, thank you very much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (vnpiz)

Nothing says healthy like a 5'2" 247lb woman but hey her self esteem is good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (Ss+Em)

167 When Kavanaugh is confirmed next week, we will all breathe a sigh of relief and relax. Our enemies won't. They never stop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (yQpMk)

168 162 Next week, only real baseball teams will be playing.

Mine isn't one of them.

Again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (UsCnO)


The Padres magic number is 500.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (vnpiz)

169 Thank you, Lord, for this God moment.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (XDlhM)

The past few nights as I go to bed I open the curtains and I see the moonlight coming thru. It's so pretty.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

170 I made it through 45 minutes of Hannity and Laura before giving up. Apparently the viewers consist of burglary victims and the terminally constipated.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (dYtYK)

171 Ugh.

Some guy on a hockey board I post on has been using John "Muslim Interloper" Brennan as his avatar picture for a while now. -_-

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (jlHSA)

172 I know that CBF scrubbed her social media before going public, what
are the chances that the Internet Wayback Machine has copies of her old
tweets, specifically those after the 2016 election?

***

Unlikely. She coordinate with the Dems ahead of time, so likely had access to all the social media bigwigs and their best techies.
That being said there are *always* copies somewhere...that is the way the internet works. But you'd have to have access to say old caches/logs of leftwing sites like Democrat Underground or the like.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (+DkQm)

173 141 I would hope the females would indeed be feminine. That's not exactly guaranteed anymore.

But no, I have not.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

Give me one good reason why.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 10:26 PM (6Zmow)

I'm poor and I lack the necessary social skills for potential romantic attachments.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

174 93 "Also, we'll eventually transition to XY3#i so no one actually knows what the f*** we do. We think that's the eventual path to profit and growth. Our polls indicate consumers love to be confused and disoriented."
Posted by: Mindy Grossman at September 25, 2018 10:20 PM (6eEQ+)

Let's see... Dunkin Donuts just dropped "donuts", I guess because they sell more than donuts. Next thing you know Red Lobster will drop the Lobster part, because they sell more than just Lobster. Maybe if Radio Shack had changed their name to Shack they'd still be in business. All those confused consumers thinking they only sold radios...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (3JQ/p)

175 When Kavanaugh is confirmed next week, we will all breathe a sigh of relief and relax. Our enemies won't. They never stop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (yQpMk)

According to Corker, he will be confirmed this weekend. Turtle is keeping everyone in town (yah! turtle!!!)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (imSgd)

176 Apparently the viewers consist ... the terminally constipated.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (dYtYK)


Sounds like a Bergman movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (vnpiz)

177 by the way, a pox on whoever mentioned "Brandy."

Stupid ear worm.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (WEBkv)

178 Why didn't Ace ever have Queen Ann as a guest on The Podcast?



I have heard that being jumped by Coulter is like being raped by a bag of antlers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (yQpMk)

179
And the latest thing with Cruz and his wife being harassed while eating dinner. One of these days someone is gonna get hurt. Oh.. wait.

This needs to start happening to them. Fucking creeps.
Posted by: Jewells45


Tucker talked to some jerk tonight who said Cruz deserved it and shouldn't be whining about it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (IqV8l)

180 In my room...what did I miss tonight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (7CSNs)

181 180 In my room...what did I miss tonight?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (7CSNs)

Nobody said you could leave your room! Get back there right now!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

182 The past few nights as I go to bed I open the curtains and I see the moonlight coming thru. It's so pretty.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

----------------

got up this morning and the roof of the house was casting a shadow due to the incredibly bright moon.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (WEBkv)

183 Our enemies won't. They never stop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (yQpMk)


In a way, I almost admire them for this. They have a clearly defined goal to enslave us all for the greater good, they never stop planning how to do this, and they're thinking out techniques to use years into the future!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (n9EOP)

184 lol, we quit watching cable because of the advertising too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (MTjB1)

185 "Dunkin Donuts just dropped "donuts", I guess because they sell more than donuts."

Whatever they are doing, they're doing it right, because they have lots of traffic, despite their sky-high prices. It's an amazing reinvention of a tired old brand.

Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (mk9aG)

186 Maybe if Radio Shack had changed their name to Shack they'd still be in business. All those confused consumers thinking they only sold radios...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 25, 2018 10:30 PM (3JQ/p)


And they didn't even sell radio gear

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (y87Qq)

187 Man I missed you people

And no I I have not been in prison

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (7NetD)

188 Politics was always dirty. They just didn't always have social media.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)


I like books. Including the Bible.

This shit is indeed the same as it ever was.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (DUqif)

189 I hate Error 500. I follow the rules helpfully set out by Mindful works, I do not Troll, nor feed Drooling Trolls. I have tried resetting ISO, make sure accept cookies is on, switch platforms and other tweaks that sometimes works and sometimes not. Help? I normally post as I am Gracchus and am trying an an alternate name and email in vague hope that I defeat the Ogre Error 500.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (6cpKd)

190 btw.. did ya'll know today was One Hit Wonder day? There were so many I don't know if I could pic a favorite.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

---------------

I used to work with the drummer for Red Ryder, who did Lunatic Fringe. So this has always been my favorite one hit song.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (I16G8)

191 A review meeting needs to be scheduled.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (CPfoe)


Seconded

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (9LOJs)

192 Rodrigo Borgia: "It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf."-- Larry Niven

Be that as it may, a "Studies" PhD will give you a better chance at working produce in Whole Foods.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (NpvYf)

193 Wiw, I got through!

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (6cpKd)

194 >> 158
Be careful of hoaxes and pranks regarding this recent Ford fracas!


There's this one picture of some blond I think face down on a sidewalk, top off surrounded by beer bottles with the implication that it's one of Fords drunken photos. Which is stupid because that photo has been around for all of the internet. It was probably the second thing posted to the internet following some cat picture.

Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (YR7aL)

195 Biggest differences between WW and AA? ...Anybody?

1) the coffee will suck

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (Wf0lW)

196 How tall is Ted Cruz?

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (7NetD)

197 Beckoning Chasm
I know you've lost a great love. No words. Stay steadyu and strong. The Horde has your back.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (wgCUV)

198 "It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf." -- Larry Niven

You don't sneak up on triffids - triffids sneak up on you.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (oYD2h)

199 "A Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in a Chick-fil-A parking lot..."

What, no one at Chick-fil-A offered back at the man BOFA? Opportunity lost.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (6eEQ+)

200 175 ohh, that has to burn Dem Senators who had flights out of town to campaign. Maybe Mitch can say they are going to work straight through the 1st week of November as revenge for this shit show.

Posted by: Bete says enough. at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (Ojki1)

201 183 In a way, I almost admire them for this. They have a clearly defined goal to enslave us all for the greater good, they never stop planning how to do this, and they're thinking out techniques to use years into the future!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (n9EOP)

Well, half of them want to enslave you.

The other half just want to kill you and take your stuff.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:35 PM (jlHSA)

202 Nature spends most of it time and energy trying to exterminate us. I
don't know why libs are so sentimental about it. I'll bet most don't
even have a decent sized yard to have death-match with every summer.

Posted by: Ripley at September 25, 2018 10:35 PM (NbRJx)

203
When Kavanaugh is confirmed next week, we will all breathe a sigh of relief and relax. Our enemies won't. They never stop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM


The struggle against the evil that is socialism is, alas, unending...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:35 PM (e9G8E)

204 Slow night behind the wooden counter.

What's been happening in the world since I clocked this morning?

I hope all is well with the Horde and that the demonic Democrat bastards have all suffered mightily today.

Red-Headed Sluts for all of you on the house. Those are shooters, don't get your hopes up 'Rons.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (slPke)

205 201 183 In a way, I almost admire them for this. They have a clearly defined goal to enslave us all for the greater good, they never stop planning how to do this, and they're thinking out techniques to use years into the future!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (n9EOP)

Well, half of them want to enslave you.

The other half just want to kill you and take your stuff.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:35 PM (jlHSA)

Check your pay stub. We're already enslaved.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

206 162 Next week, only real baseball teams will be playing.

Mine isn't one of them.

Again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



I've embraced glorious mediocrity!! Its better than losing 100 games every year for 20 years.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (YV7PK)

207 Politics was always dirty.

The problem is in the pol- half of the word. People.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (NpvYf)

208 I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM

Have you tried using Google Chrome in the incognito mode?

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (oYD2h)

209 Tucker talked to some jerk tonight who said Cruz deserved it and shouldn't be whining about it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (IqV8l)


Well, the left needs to be thrown out of helicopters, because they deserve it. Fair is fair I guess.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (9Om/r)

210 so is it true that since mitch got angry over the blase whatshername thing everyone has started referring to the deomcrat senators as mitches bitches?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (MTjB1)

211 People say - Dydye Palpatine! Why you not join heroic warrior-patriots of SMR, Donbas branch? And I answer, 'How I can forsake my laundromat and sacred Martinizing process duties?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:36 PM (fA1SL)

212 @200 ohh, that has to burn Dem Senators who had flights out of town to campaign. Maybe Mitch can say they are going to work straight through the 1st week of November as revenge for this shit show.
--------------------

They should have known better. McConnell has been very clear that the Senate session isn't ending until certain things get done. And the Kavanaugh vote is pretty clearly one of those things.

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (h4sGx)

213 >And they didn't even sell radio gear
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 1



They used to sell CB radios.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (9LOJs)

214 183 In a way, I almost admire them for this. They have a clearly defined goal to enslave us all for the greater good, they never stop planning how to do this, and they're thinking out techniques to use years into the future!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (n9EOP)


Kind of like Adolf and his band of merry dickslappers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (vnpiz)

215 Ford Fracas. At your Ford dealer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (IqV8l)

216 213 >And they didn't even sell radio gear
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 1

They used to sell CB radios.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (9LOJs)


They used to be in business, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (vnpiz)

217 68
162 Next week, only real baseball teams will be playing.



Mine isn't one of them.



Again.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:28 PM (UsCnO)



The Padres magic number is 500.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:29 PM (vnpiz)


Could it be the jinx of sharing the same spring training facility?

Two teams cannot be that bad for this many years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (UsCnO)

218 One of the greatest one-hit wonders of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

219 so the hope solo / blasey fucking vid is not real?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (MTjB1)

220 Kind of like Adolf and his band of merry dickslappers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (vnpiz)


Ja!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (n9EOP)

221 All the rebranding shit is symptomatic of a culture of image over substance, brand over function, and advertising above all. And the otherwise-untalented idiots that we're clogging up our culture with.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (oVJmc)

222 That new Acura commercial would be the perfect "Paint it Black" venue

so we get "like a Rainbow"

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (+g41/)

223 **** lol, we quit watching cable because of the advertising too.

Posted by: yankeefifth

Cut the cord about a year ago. I'm on a work trip and decided to try to watch. It's. . . jarring.

While I'm here . . thank you to you regular posters. It really is fun AND entertaining reading these comment sections. For the irregular posters, watch the commercials on Fox News. Help is available.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (dYtYK)

224 Kernal of Social Justice

The threat from "Social Justice" in technology comes not just from corporations, but now can be found in the open source community, as can be seen by Linux adopting a "social justice" friendly "code of conduct" (CoC), where vague prohibitions of trolling and "insulting" comments come hand in hand with punishing people for "improper" pronouns.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14961

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (itfg0)

225 216
213 >And they didn't even sell radio gear

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 1



They used to sell CB radios.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (9LOJs)



They used to be in business, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (vnpiz)

That's a big 10-4!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM (UsCnO)

226 Thanks Frank Lee will try. Love the good humor and kind but strong motives of AoSHQ commentators. You are all the best.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM (6cpKd)

227 Trump
Trump
Trump

Deport
Deport
Deport

!!!!

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM (7NetD)

228
youtube
worst effort plays in sports compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XFzT9GMmw8

You are welcome.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM (oYD2h)

229 225. Parent company - Tandy Corporation - is still around. There's a Tandy Shop not more than a few miles from me. Good source for leather and leatherworking supplies. In fact, they only went into electronics rather late.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:40 PM (fA1SL)

230 I just realized that (Crocs) would be a fine hash to have.

Posted by: J. Crew Messenger Bag at September 25, 2018 10:40 PM (DMUuz)

231 Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (itfg0)

Didn't Linus himself have to disassociate himself from the fray for a bit?

Sad!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:40 PM (n9EOP)

232 Brandy. You're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. - Billy


Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life. - Brandy

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (uDclo)

233 You know, here's one thing no king has ever said: "bring me what our barn animals eat!"
Posted by: t-bird


"SILAGE! WE DEMAND SILAGE!!!"

Posted by: non-king mikeski at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (P1f+c)

234 Cubs are going to blow the division lead. They can't hit crap. And it's the Pirates for cripes sake.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (lwiT4)

235 134: Fiola is a known gop establishment

Posted by: CN at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (mlmZR)

236 Five O'Clock World is one of my absolute favorites. I I love Hugh Geyer's background vocals especially.

Posted by: Gem at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (XoAz8)

237 one hit wonder



https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (MTjB1)

238 Thanks Frank Lee will try. Love the good humor and kind but strong motives of AoSHQ commentators. You are all the best.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM

--

aw hell
hate to break this to you ...

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (oYD2h)

239
For the irregular posters, watch the commercials on Fox News. Help is available.
Posted by: 2009Refugee


Metamucil

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

240 I know this has already been beaten, but I need to say I think a part of me cried today when Bill Cosby was sentenced. He had faults and has buried two of his 5 children, one to murder and one this year waiting on an Organ Donation.

Posted by: Picric at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (nonGu)

241 That's a big 10-4!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 10:39 PM (UsCnO)


That's a roger, good buddy! Come back!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (vnpiz)

242 Cut the cord about a year ago. I'm on a work trip and decided to try to watch. It's. . . jarring.

Every time I watch I have the same reaction: "this is so stupid. I can't believe I used to watch this."

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (OiC69)

243 First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price for a tender medallion of food.For most Americans, cutting meat out of their diets would reduce global warming more than giving up driving

I just ate a hot dog but it's okay because global warming is scam anyway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

244 Sorry, but MLB misery scale still currently goes -

Indians
(Slight drop off)
Mariners
Nationals
Padres

I might consider Pirates in the next tier. Maybe Orioles given what their future currently looks like. Then in some order Tigers, Mets and...Brewers I'll say.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (lufB/)

245 Dave Rubin talked to Eric Weinstein today.

https://youtu.be/tUl7-SvntQ4

They talk about how the old media is dying. Eric Weinstein explains what makes them intolerable. I usually don't link to super-long videos, but bookmark this if it is of interest.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (rnAwa)

246 meat is a rolling moral catastrophe but abortion is not. I will never understand these people.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (PhT3S)

247 "SILAGE! WE DEMAND SILAGE!!!"
--

One of my many cousins tried to get me to eat some once. He even ate some to show me how good it was.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (oYD2h)

248 you know the funny thing about one hit wonders is that the only decade to never post a one hit wonder, or even a hit was the 90s.

massive sucking black hole of music.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (MTjB1)

249 "a culture of image over substance, brand over function, and advertising above all."

Yes, ever since the arrival of mass communications. Certainly since the mass-circulation newspapers first emerged. Eighteenth century?

Despise it, but brand freshening works. Not always. But they've been doing it for centuries.

Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (mk9aG)

250
For most Americans, cutting meat out of their diets would reduce global warming more than giving up driving

No, Third Worlders shouldn't eat meat. Too rich for their blood and it's cultural imperialism to force them off their historical diet of bugs and leaves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (LsBY9)

251 234 Cubs are going to blow the division lead. They can't hit crap. And it's the Pirates for cripes sake.
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad



Well if my Bucco's aren't going to the playoffs, lets destroy the hopes and dreams of other teams. Yay!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (YV7PK)

252 216 There is an independent shop about 45 min from me that last I looked was still in business. They were quoted in the paper as basicly saying franchising vs almost all the other stores being company owned was the difference.

Posted by: Bete says enough. at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (Ojki1)

253 I can hardly wait for 2021, when President Kerry or Biden or Booker or someone like that spends the year on another world apology tour
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 10:27 PM (UFyv9)

Oh, puhleez! Kerry and Biden are old White guys. We in the Flaming Hemorrhoid Party do not want anyone of the White Patriarchy harshing our mellow. An Farticus is a mulatto. That is so 2008 and 2012. We've moved on.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (9BLnV)

254 Fiola is a known gop establishment

Posted by: CN at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (mlmZR)

No phone call to the police and the staff did not intervene and throw out the hecklers so....

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (imSgd)

255 Got dinner and ended up with more money than when I went in.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

256 Every time I watch I have the same reaction: "this is so stupid. I can't believe I used to watch this."

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (OiC69)


Whenever I visit SiL, invariably she has the tube on and I can't wait to escape! Plus the savings keep me in pretty good quality beer!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (n9EOP)

257 240 I know this has already been beaten, but I need to say I think a part of me cried today when Bill Cosby was sentenced. He had faults and has buried two of his 5 children, one to murder and one this year waiting on an Organ Donation.
Posted by: Picric at September 25, 2018 10:41 PM (nonGu)


You know, I always think that anyone facing a setback will come back in time ... but in reality, it's not true. The end of your life could easily be the worst time of your life.

Depressing thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (vnpiz)

258 I just ate a hot dog but it's okay because global warming is scam anyway.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)


Plus it was probably tasty. So, win-win.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (y87Qq)

259
Cut the cord about a year ago. I'm on a work trip and decided to try to watch. It's. . . jarring.


It really is.

Network news, too.

Geared for a third-grade mentality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (oVJmc)

260 The Braves are safely into the playoffs.

That is all that matters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (slPke)

261 255 Got dinner and ended up with more money than when I went in.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

Stealing tips is low, dude.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

262

iHeart radio has been running a commercial today for one hit wonder day. The song they play is Thin Lizzy's "The Boys Are Back In Town." One hit wonder??

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (IqV8l)

263 Grammie! Let me pour you a drink.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (9LOJs)

264 Puddle glum, the oft in the basement Brewers are going to overtake us if you're looking for an underdog to cheer on.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (lwiT4)

265 "this is so stupid. I can't believe I used to watch this."

A movie that aged VERY BADLY: Easy Rider.

What a piece of sh!t.

Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (mk9aG)

266 Speaking as a one-time mostly-vegetarian...

Milady was saying, for dinner, we might re-heat some hamburger quesadillas, or we could have some chili (her home-made mmmgood) but already had that today.

Alternatively, she says, we have hot dogs. And bacon.

So I said, well, since you' mentioned it, bacon-wrapped hot dogs sounds good.

She says, yeah, does sound good. Except, she's never had nor made bacon-wrapped hot dogs before.

A few minutes of web-sleuthing and she had a baking recipe. Naturally, first time out of the gate, Milady makes the world's greatest bacon-wrapped hot dogs.

And we just finished 'em. How is it that bacon that's not crisp can taste so good‽ I yam a happy pappy.

"Are these vegetarian burgers made from real vegetarians?"

Posted by: mindful webworks - lip-smackin at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (5LFjM)

267 261. Insomniac attorney status - confirmed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)

268 so, who knows where I might be able to lay my hands on some red mercury, a zero point energy source, an ultra light, one fake mustache, and 1000 blank credit cards in a hurry?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)

269 First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price

Yeah, think of the meat offsets you're gaining at your buther shops for every baby you part out!

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (C78No)

270 No, Third Worlders shouldn't eat meat. Too rich for their blood and it's cultural imperialism to force them off their historical diet of bugs and leaves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (LsBY9)

Don't overlook nutritious tree bark soup with a grass/weed salad!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (n9EOP)

271 261 255 Got dinner and ended up with more money than when I went in.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

Stealing tips is low, dude.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

---------

Social justice, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (CPfoe)

272 by the way, a pox on whoever mentioned "Brandy."
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM


Your life, your love, and your lady is the sea, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (DMUuz)

273 If the Pirates are doing well, it must mean mom is celebrating dad getting to heaven with her.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (PhT3S)

274 After that would be the teams too new to really have a "drought" but who have little success, the Rays and Rockies.

No other team has much of a right to gripe IMO. I guess the Twins, Reds and Jays are starting to build a bit of a drought. 30 years since the Dodgers have won but no fucking way does that bloated payroll deserve empathy. Oh, maybe the Rangers because of how badly they choked in 2011.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (lufB/)

275 124 was there a supermoon scheduled for tonight?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)

So, I read that as "supermom," and while I was willing to step up, I don't think you really need one of those here.

In fact, I'm willing to bet you don't even tell your mom you read this blog.

So, no supermom. At least until your clothes hamper starts smelling bad or green gunk oozes out from between your toes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (NXsWM)

276 260 The Braves are safely into the playoffs.

That is all that matters.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (slPke)


Jane Fonda is probably thrilled. Unless she was rooting for the Reds, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (vnpiz)

277
Astros win 4-1 for their 100th win. Magic number is now 1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (LsBY9)

278 263 Grammie! Let me pour you a drink.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (9LOJs)


I'm going to need more than one. Gee whiz swing the bat.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (lwiT4)

279 one hit wonder



https://youtu.be/8qrriKcwvlY

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (MTjB1)

280 Ford Fracas. At your Ford dealer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


That's the V-6 version of the Folderol, right?

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (P1f+c)

281 222 That new Acura commercial would be the perfect "Paint it Black" venue
so we get "like a Rainbow"

At least we got Motorhead for the other Acura commercial!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (VyJuA)

282 Found the below at Quora and decided to share it.

I DO NOT AGREE WITH IT, but I thought people here would find it interesting (or, enraging).

*****
Why is it more acceptable to be a communist than a Nazi?

Alec Cawley
Answered Sep 9

Communists wanted to make things better for everybody. Their method of doing so was based on false premises and was unworkable. And some of them - definitely not all - adopted appalling methods on the basis that the end justifies the means. And the structure and rhetoric of Communism was co-opted by some very nasty dictators. But behind Communism there was, and is in those still proposing real communism (which excludes North Korea) a benevolent intent.

Whereas Nazism was always a selfish philosophy. Build up the chosen race, enslave lesser races, exterminate Jews and other wrong types. There was never anything benevolent about Nazi philosophy. It was a straightforward attempt to dominate the world, to the detriment of the dominated people.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (feaxc)

283 A movie that aged VERY BADLY: Easy Rider.



What a piece of sh!t.



Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (mk9aG)


The panheads were the stars of the movie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (9Om/r)

284 First, animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price for a tender medallion of food.
-------------

Yeah, well, look loser, you're next.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat, chowing down at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (xSo9G)

285 There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes
And there's a girl in this harbor town
And she works layin' whiskey down
They say, Brandy, fetch another round
She serves them whiskey and wine
The sailors say: "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"
Brandy wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Brandy loved

Posted by: Dreg in Seattle at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (Y7N05)

286 At least we got Motorhead for the other Acura commercial!



Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (VyJuA)


Oh hell yeah

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (9Om/r)

287 229 225. Parent company - Tandy Corporation - is still around. There's a Tandy Shop not more than a few miles from me. Good source for leather and leatherworking supplies. In fact, they only went into electronics rather late.
------------
Are you serious? That is some time machine shit right there. We had a Tandy store (with leather kits which I dutifully assembled as a lad) long before the Shack, same mall had a Heathkit, and later a Radio Shack.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (Wf0lW)

288 I should have known it was a full moon. Everyone was on edge at work and it was just generally a weird shitty day.

Posted by: Gem at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (XoAz8)

289 >
I'm going to need more than one. Gee whiz swing the bat.
Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (lwiT4)



Have faith dear.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (9LOJs)

290 268. Heh. Knew - through people who knew people - a 'developer' whose yuuge commercial real estate project ran outta $$. He went and visited a lender of last resort, if ya dig. Project fell through. His family and friends miss him terribly, and hope he will be found soon, safe and well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (fA1SL)

291 Hot child in the city!
Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (feaxc)

292 261 255 Got dinner and ended up with more money than when I went in.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

Stealing tips is low, dude.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)


Placed an order at a fast food joint. Sat around until I noticed that everyone who came in after me had gotten their order. Apparently, they made the order, put it aside, and forgot to bag it, though they did check it off as having been filled.

Once they realized they screwed up, they whipped up a fresh order. Instead of reversing charges on my card they rounded up and gave me the cash.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (itfg0)

293 Dear NoDak, Indiana, Montana, Missouri, and a few other states,

Your incumbent Senator can't come home to campaign this weekend because they are trying to figure out if due process is more important than a pussy-hat wearing mob's demands. We trust you understand what a difficult decision that must be.

Regards,

Mitch

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (dYtYK)

294 so full moon means a bad night for the raccoons.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

295
A movie that aged VERY BADLY: Easy Rider.

I love movies with happy endings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (LsBY9)

296 Don't overlook nutritious tree bark soup with a grass/weed salad!

Are you going to eat your bowl?

Posted by: North Koreans Think You're Being Serious at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (C78No)

297 265 "this is so stupid. I can't believe I used to watch this."

A movie that aged VERY BADLY: Easy Rider.

What a piece of sh!t.
Posted by: gp at September 25, 2018 10:45 PM (mk9aG)


There were a number of very dark movies from 1969. Off the top of my head, there was also "Midnight Cowboy" and "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" I think there were more that I can't remember.

Maybe that could be a topic for the Movie Thread.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (sdi6R)

298 One of the greatest one-hit wonders of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

Word.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (uDclo)

299 Communists wanted to make things better for everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (feaxc)


The Nazis wanted to make things better for Germans.

Also, the Communists wanted to make things better for ... the Communists in charge. Everybody else ... not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (vnpiz)

300 so, who knows where I might be able to lay my hands
on some red mercury, a zero point energy source, an ultra light, one
fake mustache, and 1000 blank credit cards in a hurry?
Posted by: yankeefifth
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So, Y5th, you got a thing you have to take care of?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (9rIkM)

301
What a piece of sh!t.

Heh. Give 'Dirty Mary Crazy Larry' a go. It answers the question, "Just how bad a movie can Peter Fonda make?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat, chowing down at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (xSo9G)

302 Heeey, we gotta go!

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (uDclo)

303 Posted by: North Koreans Think You're Being Serious at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (C78No)

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LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (CPfoe)

304 255 Got dinner and ended up with more money than when I went in.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

Pimpin' Ain't Easy.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (k2d6x)

305 same mall had a Heathkit, and later a Radio Shack.
------
There was a 3rd electronics chain that I can't recall- sold kits and radio gear too-

Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (Wf0lW)

306 260 The Braves are safely into the playoffs.

That is all that matters.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2018 10:44 PM (slPke)

In this house, the end of the National Anthem goes:

"the land of the free,
and the home,
of the Brewers.

PLAY BALL!!"

We don't need to stinking Braves.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (NXsWM)

307 "animal flesh imposes a high moral and ecological price"

A heavy cost. I pay it gladly.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (y87Qq)

308 In the MLB playoffs, I usually root for the team that has either never won a WS or hasn't won it since the advent of color TV. I would root for the Pirates but......you know.

One hit wonder talk. I was in the rabbit hole of Youtube videos one day when I found a song I hadn't heard in decades. "Life in a Northern Town", by Dream Academy. Its a sad yet lovely little tune.

https://youtu.be/5UXnulANF8g

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (YV7PK)

309 You wanna talk one-hit wonders? I gotcher one-hit wonder right here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-xRMw0NyW0

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (feaxc)

310 Your life, your love, and your lady is the sea, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (DMUuz)
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Eh, it's all good. Currently listening to Buffalo Springfield, "For What It's Worth."

https://tinyurl.com/alfufko

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (WEBkv)

311 Teams with a negative misery rating:

Yankees. Permanently.
Cardinals
Red Sox
Giants
Braves
Marlins. Permanently. Fuck them with a flaming pineapple.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (lufB/)

312
Have faith dear.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (9LOJs)



I'm using it all up on Kavanaugh.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (lwiT4)

313 So, Y5th, you got a thing you have to take care of?
Posted by: Tonypete at S




lol. got the assignment a month ago and forgot about it. there is only one way to get it done on time now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

314 No love for Ah, Leah, Y5?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (e9G8E)

315 Deplorable Jay, no argument here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (feaxc)

316 Princess, is there anything I can make for the MoMee?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (9LOJs)

317 Teams with a negative misery rating:

Yankees. Permanently.
Cardinals
Red Sox
Giants
Braves
Marlins. Permanently. Fuck them with a flaming pineapple.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at S




wouldn't negative misery rating mean they have no misery?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

318 273 If the Pirates are doing well, it must mean mom is celebrating dad getting to heaven with her.
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:46 PM (PhT3S)


My dad was a HUGE Pirates fan. When he was young, he actually met Honus Wagner.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

319 305 same mall had a Heathkit, and later a Radio Shack.
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There was a 3rd electronics chain that I can't recall- sold kits and radio gear too-

Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...
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Lafeyette.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (Wf0lW)

320 I hate Error 500. I follow the rules helpfully set out by Mindful works, I do not Troll, nor feed Drooling Trolls. I have tried resetting ISO, make sure accept cookies is on, switch platforms and other tweaks that sometimes works and sometimes not. Help? I normally post as I am Gracchus and am trying an an alternate name and email in vague hope that I defeat the Ogre Error 500.
Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM


You are posting from an iOS device that has "Smart Punctuation" on. Turn it off in General > Settings > Keyboards

Posted by: Chuck C at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (YTxkQ)

321 There was a 3rd electronics chain that I can't recall- sold kits and radio gear too-

Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (Wf0lW)


Lafayette Radio Electronics.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (y87Qq)

322 ...same mall had a Heathkit...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (Wf0lW)


Heathkit is trying to make a comeback. http://heathkit.com

Posted by: Bert G at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (OMsf+)

323 Apologies again, everyone,
Hurts so much
Hurts so very, very much
I will do my best to NOT spill this on any threads over the next few days
Again I apologize.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (l9m7l)

324 Grammie, I can't even watch it anymore. I'm so disgusted.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (9LOJs)

325 Maybe that could be a topic for the Movie Thread.

Posted by: rickl
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Straw Dogs

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat, chowing down at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (xSo9G)

326 No love for Ah, Leah, Y5?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at S



works for me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (MTjB1)

327 322 ...same mall had a Heathkit...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:48 PM (Wf0lW)

Heathkit is trying to make a comeback. http://heathkit.com

Posted by: Bert G at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (OMsf+)


In grad school I couldn't afford a stereo, so I built a Heathkit.

It was actually kind of fun.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (vnpiz)

328 "But behind Communism there was, and is in those still proposing real communism (which excludes North Korea) a benevolent intent."

What a load. The Marxist Theory never met a reality it didn't destroy.

In Communism there's about 10% with benevolent intent amongst themselves with concomitant malevolent intent towards the remaining 90%. It's tyranny by design papered over by the musings of academics with little to no understanding of economics.

It's amazing how often history repeats and repeats so badly.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (6eEQ+)

329 There was a 3rd electronics chain that I can't recall- sold kits and radio gear too-

Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (Wf0lW)

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Liuski, maybe? They were a thing for a while.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM (I16G8)

330 I'm off for a nap, be well all.

Tomato soup w/ cheese has put me into a sleep coma. Be well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (yJ1e6)

331 a bad night for the raccoons.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

Night vision scope on your 10-22?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (wYseH)

332 Test

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (7NetD)

333 Negative misery means they've succeeded at enough of a level that it takes years and years of futility to even get them ranked with the other teams.

With a special permanent place for the Marlins because seriously just fuck them.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (lufB/)

334 Heathkit is trying to make a comeback. http://heathkit.com

Posted by: Bert G
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For the 3rd time? 4th time?

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat, chowing down at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (xSo9G)

335 Does anyone else besides me remember VideoConcepts?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (feaxc)

336 291 Hot child in the city!
Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:49 PM (feaxc)


Is it a Dominica city?

Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (itfg0)

337 I dropped a Benjamin for the Go Fund Me MSM investigation. Could be fun, hey.
Plus, I promised my sweetie that I'd would skip buying ammo this week (M-Su).

Posted by: Long Running Fool at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (/tHwP)

338 It was a straightforward attempt to dominate the world, to the detriment of the dominated people
***

International Socialism claims that if you get rid of the wrong thinking people, you can have your utopia. German National Socialism claimed that if you get rid of the wrong genetics people you can have your utopia.
They both seem equally awful, but as of 2018 the worst NAZIs can muster is street crime, whereas international socialists rule countries and can do butcher people to this day.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (+DkQm)

339 Funny summary of Trump's speech to the UN:

https://tinyurl.com/ych6ceom

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (TM5Iv)

340 'there is only one way to get it done on time now.'

Sleep with the boss?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (UFLLM)

341 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (l9m7l)


Don't be apologetic. We're the horde. We care about you.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (lwiT4)

342 and is in those still proposing real communism (which excludes North Korea) a benevolent intent."

Oh. REAL Communism. Not that fake shit we've seen for the last century.

To get that we have to have Sasquatch in charge, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (vnpiz)

343 Night vision scope on your 10-22?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at S




lol, I would like that. Whenever there is a full moon around here the roads are littered with raccoon carcasses in the morning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

344 https://tinyurl.com/yd5knwgu

Another one hit wonder.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (PhT3S)

345 Test
Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:55 PM (7NetD)

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Nope. Still nothing.

Try calibrating your harmonic rheafier.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (CPfoe)

346 Game of Thrones soundtrack, Light of the Seven

https://youtu.be/pS-gbqbVd8c

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (rnAwa)

347 Beckoning, I'm not privy to what happened, and if you don't want it known, I get it. But if you want to talk, I'm here. Email, text, phone. Say the word.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (9LOJs)

348 massive sucking black hole of music.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:43 PM (MTjB1)

Word.

Posted by: Miley syrus at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (uDclo)

349 BeckoningChasm: "Apologies again, everyone..."

No need. Not to be trite, but hang in there.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (6eEQ+)

350 Matt Carpenter has just been ejected.

So sad, too bad.

Buh Bye.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (NXsWM)

351 318
My dad was a HUGE Pirates fan. When he was young, he actually met Honus Wagner.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (TdMsT)


Wow!

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

352 Princess, is there anything I can make for the MoMee?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (9LOJs)


Right now we have enough stuff - just need people to say whether they plan to stop by or not.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (y87Qq)

353 Heathkit is trying to make a comeback. http://heathkit.com
-----------------
In 1985, there was nothing more that I wanted than that damn little robot of theirs.

OK, that and to touch a boob, but in today's environment I may have admitted too much already.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (Wf0lW)

354 Alec Cawley
Answered Sep 9

Communists wanted to make things better for everybody. Their method of doing so was based on false premises and was unworkable. And some of them - definitely not all - adopted appalling methods on the basis that the end justifies the means. And the structure and rhetoric of Communism was co-opted by some very nasty dictators. But behind Communism there was, and is in those still proposing real communism (which excludes North Korea) a benevolent intent.

Whereas Nazism was always a selfish philosophy. Build up the chosen race, enslave lesser races, exterminate Jews and other wrong types. There was never anything benevolent about Nazi philosophy. It was a straightforward attempt to dominate the world, to the detriment of the dominated people.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:47 PM (feaxc)

===

So Qoura is written by third-graders?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (EZebt)

355 It's a test

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (Ss+Em)

356 Fuck

Need more gauze and ball bearings

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (7NetD)

357 I will do my best to NOT spill this on any threads over the next few days
Again I apologize.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:53 PM (l9m7l)


Amazing as it is, you cannot find another blog where you can share your pain with decent people that will give a damn about you.

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (n9EOP)

358 Damned fine moonrise tonight, and beautiful in a clear, cool sky.

Pic: https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycxkvb2v

Better to run outside and take a peek, though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (xSo9G)

359
My dad was a HUGE Pirates fan. When he was young, he actually met Honus Wagner.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 25, 2018 10:52 PM (TdMsT)


Heh, so was mom. I still have her Pirates had from a home game they saw in '92.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (PhT3S)

360 An example would be, the Yankees somehow tank and spend the next 10 years under .500. Would you have any pity for their fans? Doubtful, since they still have 27 championships. To get them into Indians/Nats/Mariners territory would take an astonishing run of bad play. Which is unlikely because since 1920 they've never had a single decade where a majority of their teams weren't over .500.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (lufB/)

361 > Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...

Yeah, Lafayette, as others said.

Burnstein-Applebee was another one that sold both kits/electronic parts and assembled electronics gear.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (TM5Iv)

362 Maybe that could be a topic for the Movie Thread.

Posted by: rickl
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Straw Dogs


Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat, chowing down at September 25, 2018 10:54 PM


Straw Dogs was 1971, I think... and Peckinpah.

Posted by: otho at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (LkFnL)

363 Good night, Farmer.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (y87Qq)

364 The dominant Anerican Media, print, tv and internet, are owned or dominated by Globalist Oligarch Scum (GOC) but sure, nothing to see here. Slim and Soros control the New York Slimes, Bezos the WP, and the list continues for anyone giving enough of a dog turd spleef to explore. But sure, the GOC has our best interest at heart. And they own all the Fascist Democrat traitors lock stock and barrel, and enough Rhino pubics like Flaky Flake, Corkie, and the two Skanks from northern states to be be frightening.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (6cpKd)

365 Fuck



Need more gauze and ball bearings

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 10:57 PM (7NetD)


I built a ton of shit in my life, but never did I need those 2 things together. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (9Om/r)

366 you know what we do have lots of is coyotes. this morning around 5 am there was a pack of coyotes yelping and howling right in front of our apartment. guessing they got someones kitty.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

367 What Kav is only accused of, Kimmel actually did. On film. For money.

Lowlife.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (Ndje9)

368 To get them into Indians/Nats/Mariners territory would take an astonishing run of bad play.

I noticed you didn't include any AAA teams, such as the Padres.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:59 PM (vnpiz)

369 Plus it was probably tasty. So, win-win.
Posted by: hogmartin


I love hot dogs. I try not to think about what they're grinding up and putting in there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

370 Whenever there is a full moon around here the roads are littered with raccoon carcasses in the morning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

There is a Youtube video of a guy shooting coyotes at night with a $6k night vision scope. It is awesome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (wYseH)

371 Well GOS. Love my typos.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (6cpKd)

372 "But behind Communism there was, and is in those still proposing real communism (which excludes North Korea) a benevolent intent. "

Don't know whether to laugh or cry. There is a human being behind that sentence, but it has no humanity.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (dYtYK)

373 Another problem is that German National Socialism wasn't the only type of National Socialism...
Italian fascism was founded by a socialist. He disagreed with his peers over one could be a socialist and a nationalist.

Now, nationalism is of some importance...but the two ideologies come from the same fundamental beliefs.Mussolini, Lenin, and Occasional Cortex have more in common then the disagree on.

And frankly most American socialists have some element of nationalism in them anyway - try asking Cortex what percentage of the American budget should be sent overseas.




Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 11:01 PM (+DkQm)

374 Padres still have two pennants, something the Mariners and Nats can't claim.

But yeah that's not a pretty outlook for the Friars. And that Hosmer contract....yikes.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:01 PM (lufB/)

375 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (vnpiz)

Fear not, once we get real undiluted Marxist communism in the USA, run by gender studies majors from the Ivy League universities, we'll finally have utopia!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:01 PM (n9EOP)

376 Fear not, once we get real undiluted Marxist communism in the USA, run by gender studies majors from the Ivy League universities, we'll finally have utopia!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:01 PM (n9EOP)


Can't wait - finally, REAL Communism!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (vnpiz)

377 371 Well GOS. Love my typos.
Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (6cpKd)


Are you using an iPad? I had to go into my settings and turn off smart punctuation.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (lwiT4)

378 Damned fine moonrise tonight,
--
full overcast here; 100% cloud cover, can't see a thing

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (oYD2h)

379
I was really, really hoping Scotland would vote for independence from England.
Then we could have the perfect "no true Scotsman" fallacy as they tried to implement their hard left socialist ideas and failed.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (+DkQm)

380 one hit wonder.
Posted by: Infidel at S




was this what you were suggesting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA



that was a wonder

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (MTjB1)

381 I just want the Brewers to get the chance this year. Bob Uecker isn't getting any younger, and his time is probably limited.

We've been rebuilding since, um, 1978?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 11:02 PM (NXsWM)

382 Heh, so was mom. I still have her Pirates had from a home game they saw in '92.
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (PhT3S)


I assumed you meant "hat," but--cool!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

383 I love hot dogs. I try not to think about what they're grinding up and putting in there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

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This is ky method. Been eating them for decades, and I'm still here. I have them 2-3 times a week because they are so easy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (I16G8)

384 Network news, too.

Geared for a third-grade mentality.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Which is about 6 years more mature than the "protesters" having their 2 year old brat temper tantrums.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

385 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 10:58 PM (TM5Iv)

Allied Radio - mail order catalog was a thing once!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (n9EOP)

386 Come on Cardinals. Help a girl out.

Posted by: grammie winger's ipad at September 25, 2018 11:04 PM (lwiT4)

387 was the word up group originally called the timex social club? until timex dropped a lawyer bomb on them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)

388 Radio Shack bought Allied Radio. Allied Radio was the source of Knight-Kits.

Sez the 'net.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:04 PM (CDGwz)

389 > Fear not, once we get real undiluted Marxist communism in the USA, run by gender studies majors from the Ivy League universities, we'll finally have utopia!

I was in academia for quite some time Those people can't run a faculty meeting, much less an actual country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 11:04 PM (TM5Iv)

390 Tcn: Since 1982. Harvey's Wallbangers were the shit.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (lufB/)

391
Burnstein-Applebee was another one that sold both kits/electronic parts and assembled electronics gear.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


And Olson

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (IqV8l)

392 Indeed, I hate largely unaccountable corporations, but sure I want largest most powerful corporation, the Deep State USA and wanker Democrats, and their Globalist Scum Oligarch masters to have more controls over my life. Signed a dumbshit democrat voter.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (6cpKd)

393 Try calibrating your harmonic rheafier.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (CPfoe)

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Nah, sounds like a problem with the sinusoidal repleneration.

Technical discussion here:

https://tinyurl.com/m587vqp

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (WEBkv)

394 FWIW, I visited the Heath factory in Benton Harbor, while it was still alive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (CDGwz)

395 I'd be fine with the Brewers winning the WS. I'll even buy some Miller Lite and brats to celebrate.

I might do it anyway. That sounds good.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (YV7PK)

396 Yes LadyL. HAT. geez.


Y5, thought that's what I picked.


I must be retarded tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (PhT3S)

397 370 Whenever there is a full moon around here the roads are littered with raccoon carcasses in the morning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

There is a Youtube video of a guy shooting coyotes at night with a $6k night vision scope. It is awesome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2018 11:00 PM (wYseH)


My guess? Single, very single.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (Ss+Em)

398 Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (I16G

I always worry when I read the ingredients list and it only says "meat" and preservatives"!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (n9EOP)

399 Allied Radio - mail order catalog was a thing once!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:03 PM (n9EOP)

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Hmm. Sounds like something someone could make some money at.

Posted by: Eddie Lampert at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (CPfoe)

400 Whoo.

Time to pull Kneibel.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (NXsWM)

401 Put the coffee powder back in the cup Earl..

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (7NetD)

402

The Acme kits were always the best...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (UFLLM)

403 I'm beginning to suspect that some here are lying about being 29.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (CDGwz)

404 The Padres have gone 1-8 in the World Series.

Winning pitcher in their sole win was Andy Hawkins. Kurt Bevacqua(!), of Tommy Lasorda rant fame, was the hero with a 3 run homer.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:07 PM (lufB/)

405 Put the coffee powder back in the cup Earl..
Posted by: Yo !
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Yeah, dark comedy, for sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:07 PM (CDGwz)

406 > Hmm. Sounds like something someone could make some money at.


After a long hiatus, there are a bunch of companies selling actual electronics kits once again. Gives me some hope for the younger generation.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (TM5Iv)

407 I normally think of one-hit wonders as being 60s songs, but a more recent example is "Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star. It's beautiful and haunting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (sdi6R)

408 This blasted Heath!

Posted by: zombie Shakespeare trying to get his stereo preamp to work at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (Q8UMi)

409 FWIW, I visited the Heath factory in Benton Harbor, while it was still alive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (CDGwz)


Aw, you should've stopped by. I'd have put out some cheese and crackers.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (y87Qq)

410 Lasorda's fantastic Bevacqua rant:

https://youtu.be/fzjWQF1oP2M

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (lufB/)

411
One hit wonder talk. I was in the rabbit hole of Youtube videos one day when I found a song I hadn't heard in decades. "Life in a Northern Town", by Dream Academy. Its a sad yet lovely little tune.


Among the northern towns in the video is Aliquippa, PA at 1:49-1:51. My former FiL worked there at Jones and Laughlin Steel.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (pNxlR)

412 *Looks outside*

Hmmmm.

Think I'll go "Dancin' in the Moonlight"

Posted by: Tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (uDclo)

413 I was in academia for quite some time Those people can't run a faculty meeting, much less an actual country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Neighbor getting Masters degree: Of course Socialism can work

Refugee: Terry over there is a Licensed Dietician. How's about we put her in charge of grocery shopping for the neighborhood?

Neighbor getting Masters degree: But she doesn't know what I like to eat

Refugee: Then I guess you can eat some irony

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 11:09 PM (dYtYK)

414 Gauze an ball bearings is from what movie

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 11:09 PM (7NetD)

415 I always worry when I read the ingredients list and it only says "meat" and preservatives"!
Posted by: Hrothgar
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I had a can which said "Keeps up to six weeks after opening."

I mean, even the bacteria didn't want to eat it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:09 PM (CDGwz)

416 ?

Posted by: Yo ! at September 25, 2018 11:10 PM (7NetD)

417 I always worry when I read the ingredients list and it only says "meat" and preservatives"!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (n9EOP)

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I'm still here and relatively healthy after eating thousands of them. At 55, not too worried anymore.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 11:10 PM (I16G8)

418 Technical discussion here:

https://tinyurl.com/m587vqp

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:05 PM (WEBkv)


I think I pulled a muscle laughing at that!
Thanks for posting!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:10 PM (n9EOP)

419 Fuckin useless D-Backs cant even help get the Dodgers out of the playoffs.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (lufB/)

420 I normally think of one-hit wonders as being 60s songs, but a more recent example is "Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star. It's beautiful and haunting.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (sdi6R)


I love that song. Lovely 3/4 time. And it's only four open chords!

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (y87Qq)

421 Braves will be very good for the near future. The Bats really blew their opportunity the last few years.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (k2d6x)

422 Adam Corolla is not from the south. So he doesn't say "Bless his heart..." when Jimmy Kimmel is mentioned.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (rnAwa)

423 Tonight's Genius Award Winner and Feel Good Story are a Tale of Two Florida Men.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (Ldr3U)

424 I'm beginning to suspect that some here are lying about being 29.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (CDGwz)

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Feh!

23 Skidooo with you, kiddo!

Posted by: Eddie Lampert at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (CPfoe)

425 Some activist group projected on the front of the courthouse where Kavanaugh works, "Brett Kavanaugh is a sexual predator."

These people need to be seriously dealt with.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (//voU)

426 369 I worked a couple summers in a meat packaging plat in college. Hot dogs aren't as bad as you might fear, but aren't as good as you hope either.

Posted by: Bete says enough. at September 25, 2018 11:12 PM (Ojki1)

427 Off, Sears destroyer sock

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:12 PM (CPfoe)

428 I'd watch baseball if Lasorda and Uecker will still around.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:12 PM (PhT3S)

429 424 I'm beginning to suspect that some here are lying about being 29.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (CDGwz)

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I'm quite sure a lot of us are only 29...if you divide by 2 or 3...

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:13 PM (WEBkv)

430 Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star. It's beautiful and haunting.
======

Reminds me of a good time in my life.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 25, 2018 11:13 PM (//voU)

431 410 Lasorda's fantastic Bevacqua rant:

https://youtu.be/fzjWQF1oP2M
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (lufB/)

That just about ruined me!

I truly miss the old guard from the '70s.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 11:13 PM (NXsWM)

432 Vegans are stupid virtue signaling twatwaffles. I will never feel bad for eating meat. Yummy Yummy meat. All kinds o meat.


***with few exceptions for pets and people.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 25, 2018 11:13 PM (0OmEj)

433 I was in academia for quite some time Those people can't run a faculty meeting, much less an actual country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (vnpiz)

434 Aw, you should've stopped by. I'd have put out some cheese and crackers.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Well, that was probably (?) 1978, so it was in a former life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (CDGwz)

435 I think I pulled a muscle laughing at that!
Thanks for posting!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:10 PM (n9EOP)
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You're welcome.

One of my favorite videos. It is a hoot.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (WEBkv)

436 I always worry when I read the ingredients list and it only says "meat" and preservatives"!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:06 PM (n9EOP)


Preservatives really should come first on the list.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (y87Qq)

437 411
One hit wonder talk. I was in the rabbit hole of Youtube videos one day when I found a song I hadn't heard in decades. "Life in a Northern Town", by Dream Academy. Its a sad yet lovely little tune.

Among the northern towns in the video is Aliquippa, PA at 1:49-1:51. My former FiL worked there at Jones and Laughlin Steel.



I grew up in New Castle PA, not too far from Aliquippa. 40 miles maybe. My Dad worked in a Steel mill for about 25 years till it shut down in 92.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (YV7PK)

438 430 Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star. It's beautiful and haunting.
======

Reminds me of a good time in my life.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 25, 2018 11:13 PM (//voU)

You had a good time in your life? What's that like?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (NWiLs)

439 I would have crazy sex with Molly Hemmingway. Not that she is asking. But I'm down.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (9LOJs)

440 Nats had an incredible accumulation of talent that somehow never coalesced into a truly great team. Sort of like the 90's Mariners.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (lufB/)

441



https://youtu.be/X8oF7QGPF4E

bunch of girls from park tudor up to no good in southern fl.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)

442 412 *Looks outside*

Hmmmm.

Think I'll go "Dancin' in the Moonlight"
Posted by: Tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:08 PM (uDclo)


That's a good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

443 "Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star.
***

Hope Sandoval had a great voice and the band had a real different sort of sound. I really thought they were going places...but IIRC they broke up shortly after they made it to the radio and individually they were not successful...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (+DkQm)

444 23 Skidooo with you, kiddo!

Posted by: Eddie Lampert at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (CPfoe)


Cat's Pajamas my good man

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (n9EOP)

445 Blake, over the years, I've copied some large chunks of the text from the Turbo Encabulator vid and inserted it into Functional Spec Documents.

No one has ever called me out on it during the doc reviews and signoffs.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (9rIkM)

446 413 at 909. I am married to an Academic who I adore. She is brilliant, highly accomplished,
and a hard worker who cares about her students, but completely suspends her professional and personal ethics when it comes to politics. I push back as hard as I can without destroying the relationship, but damn it is scary that smart accomplished people of good will are so willingly brainwashed. So goes the USA to fascism.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (6cpKd)

447 Well if my Bucco's aren't going to the playoffs, lets destroy the hopes and dreams of other teams. Yay!!

That used to be the Phillies' role-- get eliminated from the postseason and then start torpedoing the Mets, Barves, Nats, etc.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (3C9q2)

448
I was in academia for quite some time Those people can't run a faculty meeting, much less an actual country.

***
Generally they get quickly replaced by the rougher sort that they helped produce...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (+DkQm)

449 428 I'd watch baseball if Lasorda and Uecker will still around.
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:12 PM (PhT3S)

Uecker is still in the booth, after all these years. And just as awesome. I pay for streaming the radio just so I can listen to him announce the game.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (NXsWM)

450

*ponders 'Bringing Home the Bacon', Procol Harum*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (xSo9G)

451 Well, that was probably (?) 1978, so it was in a former life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 11:14 PM (CDGwz)


You'd have been waiting a while, yeah. It's good cheese, but not that good.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (y87Qq)

452 Why is it more acceptable to be a communist than a Nazi?

Because 20% of university professors need a helicopter ride.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (rnAwa)

453 422 Adam Corolla is not from the south. So he doesn't say "Bless his heart..." when Jimmy Kimmel is mentioned.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 11:11 PM (rnAwa)

He would love how you spelled his name.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 11:17 PM (2DOZq)

454 Because 20% 80% of university professors need a helicopter ride.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (rnAwa)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 11:17 PM (vnpiz)

455 mike pence's favorite one hit wonder



https://youtu.be/HWZisnZ-RGE

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:18 PM (MTjB1)

456 Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (9rIkM)

SO, you're the guy that drove my design team to drink!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:18 PM (n9EOP)

457 loathsome one hit wonder



https://youtu.be/iFcuN2zI3u0

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1)

458 445 Blake, over the years, I've copied some large chunks of the text from the Turbo Encabulator vid and inserted it into Functional Spec Documents.

No one has ever called me out on it during the doc reviews and signoffs.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (9rIkM)


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Made me laugh and it doesn't surprise me, at all.

Though, I'm quite sure you've been given pause at all the heads nodding sagely over your spec sheet.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:19 PM (WEBkv)

459 I thought Nazis were Communists and Communists were Nazis? Like a difference that does not matter.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 25, 2018 11:19 PM (0OmEj)

460 blasey one hit wonder



https://youtu.be/dIDt6hmd2UA

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

461 https://tinyurl.com/yawvjtyh

don't let this happen.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:21 PM (PhT3S)

462 Been good to laugh this evening, thanks all for the break from wall-to-wall twatwaffelery that is the democrat/media complex.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 11:22 PM (WEBkv)

463 I thought Nazis were Communists and Communists were Nazis? Like a difference that does not matter.


Like BLM and the KKK.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 25, 2018 11:22 PM (0OmEj)

464 Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:21 PM (PhT3S)

A sad song, very sad!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 11:22 PM (n9EOP)

465 Physical Removal
https://youtu.be/hedkBm3Ud3Q
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (fA1SL)

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I, um, enjoyed that.
I denounce myself.


Posted by: Lurker What Denounces Xiself at September 25, 2018 11:22 PM (MouFt)

466 460. Nope. One wanted international socialism. The other wanted national socialism. A distinction with something of a difference.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 11:23 PM (jI4A3)

467 aw hell get your own



http://www.vh1.com/news/1243/100-greatest-one-hit-wonders-of-the-80s/


Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)

468 Thinking of one-hit wonders, "Vehicle" was a huge hit when I was a kid. It was one of the earliest songs I remember hearing on the radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiLaNEFyCiM

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 11:23 PM (sdi6R)

469 455
mike pence's favorite one hit wonder


https://youtu.be/HWZisnZ-RGE

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:18 PM


Denounce yourself, Y5!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 11:23 PM (e9G8E)

470 Oh... we're talking rants tonight?

leeelia.com

Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 11:23 PM (Cssks)

471 Denounce yourself, Y5!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at S




you mean there are people here who have not denounced themselves?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

472 If I had a magic wand to make all useful idiot academics, including my beautiful and much loved wife would be vaporized. I am resorting to shivving her tires this first first Tuesday in November and every two years therafter.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 11:25 PM (6cpKd)

473 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

I'm late to the thread here but please know I'm another hordeling that cares about you and your loss. The AoSHQ really is an exceptional place. Feel free to continue to vent when you need to; the pain of a deep wound doesn't stop overnight.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:25 PM (3C9q2)

474 Lee Elia's is definitely in the running for best MLB rant. Lasorda has two great ones, the one I posted and one about Dave Kingman. Who was the Reds manager that had a great meltdown in his office?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:26 PM (lufB/)

475 Don't Worry, Be Happy


That is probably the one hit wonder that is to the horde like a crucifix is to a vampire .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 11:26 PM (2DOZq)

476 Why is it more acceptable to be a communist than a Nazi?




because stupid people do not realize the nazis were socialists.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:26 PM (MTjB1)

477 If non mamager rants count, George Brett storming off the bench after the Pine Tar HR is always a fun watch.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 11:27 PM (lufB/)

478 Hillary Clinton should be dealing with a parade of people who say that her husband exposed himself to a woman as a grown-ass man and Governor of Arkansas (one does not necessarily follow from the other), proving himself wholly unfit under the Kavanaugh standard. More: he is obviously an unrepentant rapist and should be divorced immediately.

She will not, because I am absolutely confident Bill has already ordered one of her own guards to blow her brains out if she ever starts making a move to split his empire. His men are fanatically loyal: her guards, not so much.

Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 11:27 PM (Mgabo)

479 473 If I had a magic wand to make all useful idiot academics, including my beautiful and much loved wife would be vaporized.

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You go, dude.

Posted by: Robert Blake at September 25, 2018 11:27 PM (CPfoe)

480 That's a good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

Thanks for posting the link, rickl. I couldn't get it to work.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:27 PM (zbbA4)

481 refound this one hit wonder not too long ago. have to admit I like it.



https://youtu.be/m1pt5pXFjUE

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

482 I'm still here and relatively healthy after eating thousands of them. At 55, not too worried anymore.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Hell, you'll be here several years after you die. Look what hot dogs have done for Justice Ginsburg!

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 11:28 PM (P1f+c)

483 you mean there are people here who have not denounced themselves?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

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I have committed seppukku more times than I care to remember.

Lucky for me, I'm a lousy shot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:29 PM (CPfoe)

484 480, due to unavoidable personal predilections, I am going only with shiving her tires.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 11:29 PM (6cpKd)

485 Hey BeckoningChasm, wishing you peace, trust in the Horde, they will never let you down.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2018 11:29 PM (nWc4E)

486 Don't Worry, Be Happy

That is probably the one hit wonder that is to the horde like a crucifix is to a vampire .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 11:26 PM (2DOZq)

Man, talk about harshing my mellow.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:30 PM (zbbA4)

487 guessing that the vid at 482 would not be allowed now because at the 1:20 mark some guy is playing her ass with drumsticks.

guess there issome debate as to what she means by give it to me any way you want I'll take it like a man. she says it is not what you think.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)

488 > Because 20% 80% of university professors need a helicopter ride.

Nah, a lot of them don't give a shit about anything except Victorian poetry, or carbonyl chemistry, or high-energy physics, or mathematical group theory, or whatever. Most of these are somewhere on the autism spectrum, but they really do produce useful advances for the human race. As far as politics go, they'll give lip service to anything that makes people go away and leave them the fuck alone, so they can think about Victorian poetry, or carbonyl chemistry, or...

20% is probably about right for the loudmouthed "political" contingent that claims to "speak for" the others.

When it comes to giving out free helicopter rides, a useful tell would be whether the professor in question volunteers for committees (especially ones unrelated to his actual discipline) rather than avoiding them like the plague.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 11:32 PM (TM5Iv)

489 I grew up in New Castle PA, not too far from Aliquippa.

Best friend from college grew up in Monroeville; the dad was a GP/internist there. And yeah, the whole tribe is Buccos fans.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:32 PM (3C9q2)

490 I have committed seppukku more times than I care to remember.

Lucky for me, I'm a lousy shot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at S



the slow thing you mentioned earlier was very funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:33 PM (MTjB1)

491 **** Due to unavoidable personal predilections, I am going only with shiving her tires.

Posted by: I am Gracchus

"Ha! You'll be casting One less vote this year, sweetie!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 11:33 PM (dYtYK)

492 you mean there are people here who have not denounced themselves?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:25 PM


I've denounced myself from time to time...

A half-hearted and insincere self-condemnation is sufficient for most purposes!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 11:33 PM (e9G8E)

493 > 20% is probably about right for the loudmouthed "political" contingent that claims to "speak for" the others.


And, course, this number is growing over time, as the communists become entrenched and refuse to give tenure to anyone except their fellow communists. It varies A LOT between disciplines. In the various "angry studies" departments, it's closer to 90% than 20%.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM (TM5Iv)

494 the slow thing you mentioned earlier was very funny.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:33 PM (MTjB1)


-------

Thanks. Sometimes I feel like I toil in the muck of schlock gags without any payoff at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM (CPfoe)

495 I've denounced myself from time to time...

A half-hearted and insincere self-condemnation is sufficient for most purposes!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


In fact, I denounce myself for previously denouncing myself!

If I had half the balls God gave the entire Senate, I'd stand by what I said!

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 11:36 PM (P1f+c)

496 Well, well. Clouds just covered the moon.

Beautiful while it lasted.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 25, 2018 11:36 PM (TOsi3)

497 Welp. Getting late. Have a good night, guys. See you around later.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 11:36 PM (y87Qq)

498 you have to wonder why the gym teacher teaching my freshman hs health class ever thought it was a good thing to mention common errors in comitting suicide.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)

499 What the hell is BOFA?

To me, that stands for Bank of America.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 25, 2018 11:37 PM (TOsi3)

500 Hello Hroth, how ya be?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2018 11:37 PM (FTlwv)

501 Thanks. Sometimes I feel like I toil in the muck of schlock gags without any payoff at all.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at S



well, you should be satisfied with that one for some time, succinct, to the point, and fucking funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:38 PM (MTjB1)

502 6-0 Pirates over Cubs.

You know, I'd be happy about this except,,,,where the fxxx where these bats mid summer?? I was up in W.PA in Aug and kept watching the Pirates lose 1-0 games. Really, WTF?

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 25, 2018 11:38 PM (YV7PK)

503 To me, that stands for Bank of America.
Posted by: Weak Geek at S




same thing

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:38 PM (MTjB1)

504 Somebody check on grammie winger to make sure she didn't OD on gin.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:38 PM (3C9q2)

505 Academics really are as politically stupid as your worst imaginings. If married to a hot, but naive academic, shiv their tires first Tuesday in November, as long ad you own the car, and you probably do.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:38 PM (6cpKd)

506 someone sent me this billy ocean loverboy remake, not sure if it is the nostalgic element or the bikini girl that makes it so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rhSntdt70w

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:41 PM (MTjB1)

507 And if not hot, first shiv their tires, then dump their ugly a$$, as most academics, my situation excluded, fit this bill.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:41 PM (6cpKd)

508 I'm out, sleep kickin in, early day tomorrow. Hugs my friends in the grey boxes.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2018 11:42 PM (PhT3S)

509 Commie v. Commie is playing out in Minnesotastan.

The Red Star Tribune is suing to unseal Keith Ellison's divorce records.

I guess Keef is starting to stink a little too much for even the manure-hardened noses of the Democratic Farmer Labor Party.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 11:42 PM (TM5Iv)

510 Brought to you by cheating Error 500.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:43 PM (6cpKd)

511 minnesota needs to take itself out back and suck start something in a large caliber.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

512 'Night Infidel.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 11:44 PM (Ldr3U)

513 Thanks. Sometimes I feel like I toil in the muck of schlock gags without any payoff at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM



I like to think that pretty much every poast I make here is considered percipient and sagacious, if not humourous, by at least one person here...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 11:44 PM (e9G8E)

514 I love poastings.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:45 PM (6cpKd)

515 I guess Keef is starting to stink a little too much for even the manure-hardened noses of the Democratic Farmer Labor Party.

I can remember when "Keef" was short for Estes Kefauver, Adlai Stevenson's running mate. I was just a kid, but my parents (both hardline Republicans) mocked Adlai badly.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:46 PM (3C9q2)

516 Thanks. Sometimes I feel like I toil in the muck of schlock gags without any payoff at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM



I like to think that pretty much every poast I make here is considered percipient and sagacious, if not humourous, by at least one person here...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at S




none of the greats were every writing, or doing anything, for the lowest common denominator. the unanswered comment is either the highest praise or greatest insult.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

517 Sock correction.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:46 PM (uDclo)

518 I love poastings.
Posted by: I am Errod 500 at S



that is when 500 people flame your comment?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)

519 I thought 'bofa' was from Dr Seuss...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 25, 2018 11:47 PM (e9G8E)

520 I like my Poastings NonGMO and GF but with low fat milk. What say you?

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:47 PM (6cpKd)

521 none of the greats were every writing, or doing anything, for the lowest common denominator. the unanswered comment is either the highest praise or greatest insult.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

I know there is no math on this blog. I now propose no deep philosophical shit allowed on the ONT.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:48 PM (uDclo)

522 So I read the Ford letter with a completely open mind. Meaning I erased everything I know or feel about this "case" and dove in.

It is a very compelling read. Separate from partisanship, I am a skeptical person by nature, but fair. The account of the assault is particularly detailed and rich. It doesn't ring completely true but it also doesn't ring false.

So I bear in mind that if untrue, it may very well have been lifted from a description of an actual assault that was either relayed to Ford - or that she read somewhere.

BUT HERE IS WHAT STANDS OUT TO ME MORE THAN ANYTHING:

The account of the assault and inside the house is richly detailed and vibrant. It brings the reader there, with the writer. It contains plausible touches that enrich the picture and the feeling of a memory. Sounds, touches, feelings, actions. But where this breaks down for me, more than anything I heard or read in the letter is this:

"I exited the bathroom, ran outside the house, and went home."

Two words there are like a beacon and would raise my hackles, Democrat, Republican or otherwise. In fact they DO raise my hackles.

Which words? "Went home".

It does not say HOW she went home. This would be easy. She would have been suffering greatly. She would have been in a heightened state of fear and paranoia. She would remember the walk. Or the drive. Or calling her parents at a pay phone. Or how she had a friend take her. She would even remember that she couldn't remember. And would say that for emphasis. This missing detail more than anything is the cherry on the sundae of this shitshow of an embarrassment. It simply does not follow logically that the story would end that way unless that detail was provided and then excised for some reason. I suspect an earlier version of the letter had it.

The detail has been left out because all bullshit ends outside the mystery "house". Outside that house is where truly independent verification of the story would start and end. And it is missing. So for the purposes of the letter, there is no "outside" that house. It doesn't exist. "Went home" is such a load of bullshit, it is shining like a beacon, and for me condemns the entire story to the trash bin. It makes no sense.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2018 11:48 PM (uEbPt)

523 Not been flamed, yet but a Noob, give me some time.

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:48 PM (6cpKd)

524 I now propose no deep philosophical shit allowed on the ONT.

You just killed the ONT.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:52 PM (3C9q2)

525 *** "Went home" is such a load of bullshit, it is shining like a beacon, and for me condemns the entire story to the trash bin. It makes no sense.

Posted by: ...

The person assigned to write the closing didn't get feedback from the lawyers in time, so they had to chop that part out.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 11:52 PM (dYtYK)

526 you know some friend of ours had their kid get married not too long ago. one especially egregious element of the wedding was that when they did not have the "if any man or woman knows any reason that these two should not be joined in holy matrimony speak now of forever hold your peace" line.

as far as I am concerned, you are not a man if your ceremony does not include the line. you are also not married unless your ceremony had that line.

I insisted upon putting that line in our ceremony.

I also let my best man know that if anyone got up to take them out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:53 PM (MTjB1)

527 525 I now propose no deep philosophical shit allowed on the ONT.

You just killed the ONT.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:52 PM (3C9q2)

Disregard the bad idea

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 25, 2018 11:53 PM (Ss+Em)

528 You just killed the ONT.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:52 PM (3C9q2)

Huh.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:53 PM (uDclo)

529 Holy crapstick doobs for librtardians, how did the LENGTHY comment at 1148 get past Smaug the Error 500?

Posted by: I am Errod 500 at September 25, 2018 11:56 PM (6cpKd)

530 G'night all


Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 11:56 PM (dYtYK)

531 for the record, my best man was the best best man ever. And I say that having been his best man.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

532 First coment on the Go Fund Me site:

WAR!

Excellent.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 11:57 PM (3SzRC)

533 Trey Gowdy and Bob Goodlatte invite Lynch, Yates, and Comey back to Testify

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2018 11:57 PM (e8kgV)

534 Holy crapstick doobs for librtardians, how did the LENGTHY comment at 1148 get past Smaug the Error 500?

Beginner's luck.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:57 PM (3C9q2)

535 *Looks around*

*Checks out for the evening*

Nite, all. This is not my fault!

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:57 PM (uDclo)

536 Somebody check on grammie winger to make sure she didn't OD on gin.
Posted by: Basement Cat

She drinks with Teaks. I suspect her

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 11:58 PM (S6Pax)

537 Old Adlai Stevenson joke, from his time as US ambassador to the UN.


Tense Security Council meeting, big Cold War topic.


Amb. Stevenson, to an aide: Do I have time to go the bathroom before the next vote?


Aide: Yes, sir, I think so.


Amb Stevenson, to the aide: Do I *want* to go to the bathroom?


Cruel, but one of those jokes that struck at the heart of Stevenson's substantive weakness - indecisive.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2018 11:59 PM (QDnY+)

538 You just killed the ONT.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 11:52 PM (3C9q2)

Huh.
Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2018 11:53 PM (uDclo)


ONT = Marion Crane
tbodie = Norman Bates

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 12:00 AM (feaxc)

539 for the record, my best man was the best best man ever. And I say that having been his best man.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Well, that's what SHE said!

Posted by: Michael Scott! at September 26, 2018 12:00 AM (S6Pax)

540 if any man or woman knows any reason that these two should not be joined in holy matrimony speak now of forever hold your peace

I'm gonna hold in my building gas, just for the pin-drop moment that follows that line. A real squeeker.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2018 12:00 AM (rnAwa)

541 Good read, Ellipsis.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 26, 2018 12:01 AM (LMcFk)

542 Many people having fun mocking Jen Rubin's idiocy (her latest idiocy, to clarify). On Sean Davis' twatters.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:01 AM (QDnY+)

543 She drinks with Teaks. I suspect her

I really am concerned about grammie. The Pirates are beating up on the Cubs and the stinkin' Phillies are letting the Rockies stomp all over them. Grammie has to be nursing the mother of all playoff headaches.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 26, 2018 12:01 AM (3C9q2)

544 517 Thanks. Sometimes I feel like I toil in the muck of schlock gags without any payoff at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM

That's funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 12:03 AM (3SzRC)

545 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2018 11:37 PM (FTlwv)

Jinx, been far too long. I'm still kicking, how about you?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2018 12:03 AM (n9EOP)

546 That's funny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 12:03 AM (3SzRC)

--------

*fistbump*

I love you, Cannibal Bob.

In a non-homo sort of way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2018 12:04 AM (CPfoe)

547 WooHoo Rockies!

Thank you Brewers!..... .sorry grammie

Go Snakes!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:04 AM (c1nDO)

548 Aches and pains, Hroth. Heading to Michigan in two weeks to see what a Moron Meetup is like up there. We should organize one at one of these Loudoun wineries or something. You game?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2018 12:06 AM (FTlwv)

549 love you, Cannibal Bob.

In a non-homo sort of way.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at S



what does that mean?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:06 AM (MTjB1)

550 I'm open to persuasion on the correct percentage of profs who need a one-way whirlybird ride, but vitually 100 percent of administrators need to go.

Posted by: asymmetrical bear at September 26, 2018 12:07 AM (H5knJ)

551 Hroth. Heading to Michigan in two weeks to see what a Moron Meetup is like up there. We should organize one at one of these Loudoun wineries or something. You game?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at S



you should check to make sure they still have roads leading into michigan.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:07 AM (MTjB1)

552 Hope you are doing well Y5

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:09 AM (c1nDO)

553 > I'm open to persuasion on the correct percentage of profs who need a one-way whirlybird ride, but vitually 100 percent of administrators need to go.

Oh, no question there. Most adminstrators are former professors who a) weren't good enough at whatever it was they were professing to actually make a go of it and b) like to boss other people around.

The Dunning-Krueger factor is generally quite high with them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 12:09 AM (TM5Iv)

554 Rekease from Smaug the Error 500?

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:09 AM (6cpKd)

555 They've got trouble on 696 I hear that may close it through the winter.

Or, is it the West Robinwood Drive type of trouble to which you refer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2018 12:09 AM (FTlwv)

556 what does that mean?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:06 AM (MTjB1)

------

Don't judge, hater.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2018 12:09 AM (CPfoe)

557
Someone else in the house has a very high quality 1940 Vera Lynn recording playing, sweet sweet WWII UK singer 'Hits of the Blitz' stuff, I'll be Seeing You; We'll Meet Again... amazing.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:10 AM (UFLLM)

558 I sneakily included a typo, seems to work.

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:10 AM (6cpKd)

559 551. Humanitarian and optimist that I am, I think we'd only need a few score thousand removals to fix 80% of our problems.
Now, the population of canal-zeks would, naturally, be subject to attrition over time.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 12:10 AM (fA1SL)

560 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2018 12:06 AM (FTlwv)

Sounds like a winner. I'm heading to TX for that MoMee in late October, but let's do some serious discussion on this. I really enjoyed the NoVA ones!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2018 12:10 AM (n9EOP)

561 550 love you, Cannibal Bob.

In a non-homo sort of way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at S


Lol. Always enjoy your comments Cic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 12:11 AM (3SzRC)

562 LOL, watching the replay of Tucker and his making fun of creepy pr0n lawyer.....


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 26, 2018 12:13 AM (8iiMU)

563 Ok, gonna read to sleep. Manana crazy people.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 12:13 AM (3SzRC)

564 and dunkin' donuts has announced it's changin' its name to dunkin'.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 12:14 AM (Pg+x7)

565 The NoVa ones were great, and I went to a few in Richmond. Those are more oriented to the AoS FB types.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2018 12:14 AM (FTlwv)

566 IT'S [D]DOCTOR CHRISTINE FORD!!!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Bishop!!!!! at September 26, 2018 12:14 AM (e7oj4)

567 ... just "dunkin'".

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 12:15 AM (Pg+x7)

568 Grassley announces name of questioner for Ford/Kavanaugh hearing (which I still do not believe will ever occur): Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Washington Times has the story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (TM5Iv)

569 ... it's all over, man, no more weight, no more donuts.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (Pg+x7)

570 Cicero, for a 1%er - and lawyer - who sips expensive wines and cocktails aboard his yacht in Dana Point harbor, you're OK.


And funny.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (QDnY+)

571
LOL, watching the replay of Tucker and his making fun of creepy pr0n lawyer.....
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


Wait till he talks to the punk who says Cruz had it coming.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

572 569 Grassley announces name of questioner for Ford/Kavanaugh hearing (which I still do not believe will ever occur): Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Washington Times has the story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (TM5Iv

Maricopa? Hopefully she has had some Joe Arpiao tact lessons.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2018 12:18 AM (Ss+Em)

573 570. In fairness, family owned joints always have better pastry and superior customer service.

https://youtu.be/9DA86rsKOjo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 12:18 AM (fA1SL)

574 ... next white castle will change its name to "castle". for obvious reasons.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 12:19 AM (Pg+x7)

575 > you are also not married unless your ceremony had that line.

Hell, I think we should bring back the requirement for publishing the banns for three consecutive Sundays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 12:19 AM (TM5Iv)

576 Cicero, for a 1%er - and lawyer - who sips expensive wines and cocktails aboard his yacht in Dana Point harbor, you're OK.


And funny.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (QDnY+)

---------

This is turning out to be the best night of my life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2018 12:19 AM (CPfoe)

577 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2018 12:14 AM (FTlwv)

MisHum has an email contact for me if you want it. I'm not here as much as I used to be, so I'm glad to hear you're still around.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2018 12:19 AM (n9EOP)

578 What the hell, Cubs?
half game in first now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:19 AM (8iiMU)

579 560, Kurt Vonnegut in his last coherent writing of Timequake, both questioned his atheism, duh, and opined that only about 17% of humanity was worth keeping. At the time I was 50/50 but came to appreciate the accuracy of his estimate through tbe fire of time. But that thin line of the glorious ethical empathic warrior 17% holds the line. Except when it does not, e.g. National Democratic Socialist Germany. We are close. Hold the line!

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:20 AM (6cpKd)

580 The fun on Davis' twatters I referred to above primarily refers to people batting JenRubin around for her characteristically ridiculous, nasty, and factually incorrect reaction to the Maricopa County prosecutor newz.


One thing - in some letter/announcement, saw it tonight can't recall where, Grassley referred to the "bipartisan" recommendation to hire an outside expert for questioning. Intrigulating. It is impossible to imagine the Dems on Judiciary, who have blown up normal process and decorum, and salted the earth where it stood, with lies and bad faith behavior, would have agreed to any such reco.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:20 AM (QDnY+)

581 Hope you are doing well Y5
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at S




W
D
S!

Thanks. Back at you!

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:20 AM (MTjB1)

582 ... and dairy queen will be known as "dairy trans".

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 12:21 AM (Pg+x7)

583
17% Hmmmm

10% are Makers, Doers, Achievers, Advancers
70% are Nulls
20% are Takers, Decliners, Destructive Failures

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:23 AM (UFLLM)

584 583. Dairy Q - for questioning.
Or Dairy Queer - only change a single letter.

But lactose products are, as the enemy say, 'problematic'.

https://youtu.be/MT3TAGuDioQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 12:24 AM (fA1SL)

585

doubleyou
dee
s
!

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)

586 Back to aertod 500, because no reason really and because decent cabernet and great inexpensive ribeyes off the grill, your comment causes me to recommend two books, if you are interested in the end of the German state during the unfortunate misunderstanding 70 years ago in Europe.


The German War - Stargardt
The End - Kershaw


First guy had specialized in fate/experience/etc of children in the Third Reich, and ended up writing a fantastic look at the German experience from the perspective of average people. Second guy is an accomplished Big Author on Third Reich history.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:25 AM (QDnY+)

587 I don't think she will ever testify. The second one.....not only has said she won't (refer to the new Yorker for my testimony)......but her friends say she is telling them she still isn't sure it was Kavanaugh

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:25 AM (c1nDO)

588 Nothing but bad news for Kav tonight. Awful.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:25 AM (0PWWH)

589 Y5

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:26 AM (c1nDO)

590
White Coffee is Racist and, having 70% more caffeine, destroys the environment and consumes the world's finite caffeine reserves!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:26 AM (UFLLM)

591 Cool Dr Seuss 'There's A Wocket In My Pocket!' fact:

In some editions, the line about the 'bofa' reads "But that bofa on the sofa acts as if he doesn't care."

And in others, it reads "But that bofa on the sofa, well, I wish he wasn't there."

???

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 12:26 AM (e9G8E)

592 589. It is. Poor bastard, staring down the barrel of an inevitable appointment to SCOTUS.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 12:26 AM (fA1SL)

593
Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Don't commit a head sex crime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 12:27 AM (IqV8l)

594 Don't commit a head sex crime.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 12:27 AM (IqV8l)

Is that like ears, or what?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:27 AM (lCWBk)

595 And now you are stinking up the ONT never? Thought you only say trolled?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:27 AM (c1nDO)

596 Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Is she hot?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:28 AM (UFLLM)

597 Ramirez will testify. A one two punch from both women. There will be no vote since gop won't have even 45.

Trump needs to end this shitshow asap and nominate Barrett.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:28 AM (0PWWH)

598 597

Good god no. She is not.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:29 AM (0PWWH)

599 Day.....oops

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:29 AM (c1nDO)

600 Nothing but bad news for Kav tonight. Awful.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:25 AM (0PWWH)

---------------

I usually ignore you, but in this case, GFY, Dickbag. Trump is now tweeting about this whole mess. Run to predictit.org and make your money if you are so sure.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:29 AM (I16G8)

601 "Well, well. Clouds just covered the moon."

You must be looking at a different moon. No clouds covering the one I'm looking at.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 26, 2018 12:29 AM (3JQ/p)

602 597 Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Is she hot?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:28 AM (UFLLM)

Cannot find a reliable headshot yet. Will advise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:30 AM (lCWBk)

603 Do morons always go bad and start to stink after their sell by date?


I'll try to stay fresh. I can't guarantee anything.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:30 AM (0OmEj)

604 Trump needs to show Kav some mercy and pull him.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:32 AM (0PWWH)

605 604 Do morons always go bad and start to stink after their sell by date?


I'll try to stay fresh. I can't guarantee anything.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:30 AM (0OmEj)

*hands over a bottle of val-u-rite*

Moron's Summer's Eve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:33 AM (lCWBk)

606 Wait till he talks to the punk who says Cruz had it coming.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

--Oh, I can hardly wait!

Posted by: logprof at September 26, 2018 12:33 AM (e7oj4)

607 neverskankles.......don't know who you are......but as I lurk during the day and see your eeyore crap.......don't you dare try and bring your s**t into the ONT

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:33 AM (c1nDO)

608 DOOM!

Posted by: #pantsaroundmyankles at September 26, 2018 12:34 AM (H5knJ)

609 Heh, I am actually waiting for the alleged story that says Kav was doing vodka enema bongs.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:34 AM (lCWBk)

610 Trump needs to show Kav some mercy and pull him.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:32 AM (0PWWH)

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Take Grump's bet and make your fortune at predicitit if you are so sure, dipshit.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:34 AM (I16G8)

611 I placec the 83% scum in the following categories: 5% sociopaths who intentionally enjoy hurting people and small creatures, i.e, Hitler, 23% who intentionally will hit you in the head and steal your wallet, another opportunistically evil 30% who upon finding you in the ditch will steal your wallet, and another apathetically evil 20% who see the scum knock you in the head or otherwise take advantage to steal your wallet and do nothing. You will not know the measure of your neighbors untill you have something they want and think they can take. Long live the 17% At AoSHQ.

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (6cpKd)

612 605
Trump needs to show Kav some mercy and pull him.

Like, a hand job? On the SCROTUS Court steps?

THAT would explode some brains...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (UFLLM)

613 Is she hot?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at S



love child of dr ruth and merkel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)

614 IOW......go away

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (c1nDO)

615 Did my math work?

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (6cpKd)

616 Factory farming incurs the torturous treatment of millions of chickens, cows, and pigs each year.

I'd like to avoid all that by raising and preparing them myself.. but nazi HOAs.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 10:07 PM (1g7ch)

The local throw-away paper her in Apache Junction has a vegetemarian letter from one Antonio Nagerstrom,
praising most of the talent on "The Big Bang Theory' troublevision show for having converted to veggie-ism.Kaley Cuoco, Mayim Bialik, Kunal Ayyar, and Johnny Galecki.

He goes on to list a mess of pther celerys that have gone veggin" in recent years: Casey Affleck, Pamela Anderson, AlecBaldwin, Bob Barker, Beyonce, James Cameron, Jessica Chastain, Miley Cyrus, Ellen D. Generate, Emily Deschanel, Peter Dinklage, Sara Gilbert, Ariana Grande, Daryl Hannah, Woody Harrelson, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Tobey Maguire (who?), Demi Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer, Joaquin Phoenix, Bradd Pitt, Natalie, Portman, Alicia Silverstone, and Stevie Wonder.


A fine collection of has-beens, leftards, and never-was's. I will stick to eating yummy animals, thank you very much. And we can add to the boycott list.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 12:36 AM (iwUO9)

617
as far as I am concerned, you are not a man if your ceremony does not include the line. you are also not married unless your ceremony had that line.

I insisted upon putting that line in our ceremony.

I also let my best man know that if anyone got up to take them out.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25,

Has anyone ever said "yeah I oppose the marriage"? It would be cool to see I guess. But in all the weddings I've attended, and I've been to a lot, never happene.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:36 AM (0PWWH)

618 WDS!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (7KYil)

619 616 Did my math work?
Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (6cpKd)

Missing 10% somewhere in there, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (lCWBk)

620 OMG, trolly troll alert neverskankles is baccccccck come to the light CarrieAnne!

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (6cpKd)

621 In Before the Murder Canals.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (jlHSA)

Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (iwUO9)

622 Thanks CM!

How are things going?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (c1nDO)

623 602 "Well, well. Clouds just covered the moon."

You must be looking at a different moon. No clouds covering the one I'm looking at.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 26, 2018 12:29 AM (3JQ/p)

The moon just went behind the clouds

To hide its face and cry

Posted by: Hank Williams at September 26, 2018 12:38 AM (e7oj4)

624 The punk is on, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (8iiMU)

625 Got talked into watching the new FBI show.
Pretty standard over-acting drama BS then they came up with the anti conservative crap. Meanwhile MS-13 started out by helping people.
Won't watch this again.
F you CBS.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (0tfLf)

626 bebe!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (c1nDO)

627 LOL, yeah, this is the punk.
Tucker is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (8iiMU)

628
Take Grump's bet and make your fortune at predicitit if you are so sure, dipshit.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at

That market has been very profitable. I'm maxed out sadly.

But I took his bet. He needs to start packing for his month long trip away. Should start Thursday.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (0PWWH)

629 2oz Bacardi 151, ice, and a diet Pepsi. Moron food.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (0OmEj)

630 Do me a favor and remind me in an hour what your position on Kav is. Just for me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (rnAwa)

631 Murder Canals? Sounds like a novel. Maybe the guy who does the Bosch novels?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (lCWBk)

632 "I don't think it's a good idea to harass people, HOWEVER....."

the little douchebag

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:40 AM (8iiMU)

633 >>>>He goes on to list a mess of pther celerys that have gone veggin" in recent years: Casey Affleck, Pamela Anderson, AlecBaldwin, Bob Barker, Beyonce, James Cameron, Jessica Chastain, Miley Cyrus, Ellen D. Generate, Emily Deschanel, Peter Dinklage, Sara Gilbert, Ariana Grande, Daryl Hannah, Woody Harrelson, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Tobey Maguire (who?), Demi Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer, Joaquin Phoenix, Bradd Pitt, Natalie, Portman, Alicia Silverstone, and Stevie Wonder.


Dear Vegan write, so fucking what!!!
Go take a hike on the Apache Trail, at night, drunk.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2018 12:40 AM (Ss+Em)

634 Will Ford testify is at 65% now. Everyone so sure she is a no show can clean up shorting it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (0PWWH)

635 Thanks CM!

How are things going?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:37 AM (c1nDO)

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Hey there! Not well, but not bad enough to talk about it at this time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (I16G8)

636 This Noob commentator is out aka I am Gracchus, or sock-puppet error 500, errod 500, aertod 500, night 17%.

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (6cpKd)

637

Now now, #alwaysscrotum plays an important roll...

You ever see a hobo passed out with his pants down around his ankles, and a stray dog is licking his butt hole?

Posted by: Now Now at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (3Yj85)

638


Do not bring your evil here

Posted by: Swamp Thing at September 26, 2018 12:42 AM (IqV8l)

639 169 The past few nights as I go to bed I open the curtains and I see the moonlight coming thru. It's so pretty.

This is the Harvest Moon, when the inclination of the orbit of the Moon causes it to rise about the same time several evenings in succession, and rise in a shallow path that illuminates the fields well for several hours in the evening, starting at sunset. Before the use of automated farming equipment, crews worked into the night to get the crops harvested in as few days as possible. The Harvest Moon was a great boon because it extended the working day. And when the work was done, it was great for the young folks making out too!

Or so I am told...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 26, 2018 12:42 AM (TWJHy)

640 613 605 Trump needs to show Kav some mercy and pull him.
Like, a hand job? On the SCROTUS Court steps?
THAT would explode some brains...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:35 AM (UFLLM)

Come on, Trump's a poon hound. a sooper poon hound, of smokin hot sooper models. I bet he could get a super model to pull on Kav IUKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:43 AM (7KYil)

641 No #neverskankles.....you never took his bet. BS If you had took his bet you would not be posting.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:43 AM (c1nDO)

642 I still do not see how a celebrity's (who probably sneaks some bacon) opinion makes me want to give up:

Steak
Bacon
Biscuits and sausage gravy
Lasagna
Chicken Carbonera
Pizza
Philly Cheesesteak
Turkey
Ham
Chili

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:43 AM (lCWBk)

643 Great arbitrage opps too since there are multiple markets on the Kav shitshow. Part of me wants a smooth Barret confirmation but making money off the shitshow is fun too.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:43 AM (0PWWH)

644 637 This Noob commentator is out aka I am Gracchus, or sock-puppet error 500, errod 500, aertod 500, night 17%.
Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (6cpKd)

Night aertod.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:44 AM (lCWBk)

645 Will Ford testify is at 65% now. Everyone so sure she is a no show can clean up shorting it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (0PWWH)

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Place your bet, dipshit,

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:44 AM (I16G8)

646 628 LOL, yeah, this is the punk.
Tucker is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:39 AM (8iiMU)

--LMAO delta bravo asserts that *Trump* created a culture of bullying and harassment.

Look in the mirror, bitch.

Posted by: logprof at September 26, 2018 12:44 AM (e7oj4)

647 641

Lol wut?

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:44 AM (0PWWH)

648 635 Will Ford testify is at 65% now. Everyone so sure she is a no show can clean up shorting it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:41 AM (0PWWH)

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Every party needs a turd in the pun bowl. Hop in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (CPfoe)

649 >>> 569 Grassley announces name of questioner for Ford/Kavanaugh hearing (which I still do not believe will ever occur): Rachel Mitchell, long-time head sex crimes prosecutor for Maricopa County, Arizona.

Washington Times has the story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 12:16 AM (TM5Iv)

...but it would be funnier if AtC was the questioner.

Does this Mitchell woman ever do anything with hand puppets??? I bet not!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (0ReGO)

650 Keep your chin up CM! You are going to make it!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (c1nDO)

651 646

You keep saying that and I keep telling you I have already.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (0PWWH)

652 520 I thought 'bofa' was from Dr Seuss...

that sam i am
that sam i am
deserves bofa deez nuts
that sam i am

Posted by: Anachronda at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (nNQXS)

653 LOL, yeah, this is the punk.
Tucker is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable
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I've noticed that the millennial soibois have all adopted smart girl glasses. That's what happens when there isn't enough iron and protein in your diet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (CDGwz)

654

Show me on this uber-hot underwear model where the nasty judge touched you... no, slower... yeesss, go on...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (UFLLM)

655 Why do you keep at it skank? Whats in it for you?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (0OmEj)

656 ...but it would be funnier if AtC was the questioner.
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I would pay to see that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 12:47 AM (CDGwz)

657 And they didn't even sell radio gear

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:33 PM (y87Qq)

Back in the 1950's, they did. Lots of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 12:47 AM (iwUO9)

658
Come on, Trump's a poon hound. a sooper poon
hound, of smokin hot sooper models. I bet he could get a super model
to pull on Kav IUKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:43 AM (7KYil)

Yeah, all he does is worry about grabbing the next mish. And now, hes grabbing it all over the place, because these wimminz will just put out for him now because he's president. He doesn't give a crap about this country; he's just a maniac.





Posted by: random one name troll at September 26, 2018 12:48 AM (8iiMU)

659 Well shit, despite my vow to leave the field for the night, the nownow #alwaysscrotum comment made me come back after blowing cheap Chard out my nose.

Posted by: Back to aertod 500 at September 26, 2018 12:48 AM (6cpKd)

660 ...but it would be funnier if AtC was the questioner.

Does this Mitchell woman ever do anything with hand puppets??? I bet not!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM

*******


Oooooo....what she can do with a rubber hose!!!

Rumor has it she got her shiv from Bluebell.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2018 12:48 AM (0tfLf)

661

AtC: : "Yo, skank, got any pics of the entire frat house boning you up the pooper? No? Want some?"

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 12:49 AM (UFLLM)

662 Ford testifying was in the 40s earlier today. Wish I had bought then. There was some doubt. But now with Ramirez corroborating, she's in. Easiest money out there.

Also easy money is red state dems voting no.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:49 AM (0PWWH)

663 There's this one picture of some blond I think face down on a sidewalk, top off surrounded by beer bottles with the implication that it's one of Fords drunken photos. Which is stupid because that photo has been around for all of the internet. It was probably the second thing posted to the internet following some cat picture.

Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 10:34 PM (YR7aL)

Not true, but truthy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 12:49 AM (iwUO9)

664 I've noticed that the millennial soibois have all adopted smart girl glasses. That's what happens when there isn't enough iron and protein in your diet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (CDGwz)

An employee came to me late last week and said she needed to go home. I asked her why and she said: "My boyfriend was in an accident and he is freaking out." I asked if he was hurt? She said he was fine, but 'Shook up.'

What the hell ever happened to going home to the girlfriend with your arm in a cast and saying 'You should see the other guy'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:49 AM (lCWBk)

665 I've noticed that the millennial soibois have all
adopted smart girl glasses. That's what happens when there isn't enough
iron and protein in your diet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (CDGwz)

Do they take after that dude Maddow?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 12:49 AM (8iiMU)

666 bebe......you are a funny gal

FYI....things have gotten slightly better for Mr. WDS. New boss is finally realizing that he knows his s**t. So that's a good thing

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:50 AM (c1nDO)

667 654 I've noticed that the millennial soibois have all adopted smart girl glasses.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 12:46 AM (

Power lesbian glasses.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:50 AM (7KYil)

668 Keep your chin up CM! You are going to make it!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (c1nDO)

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Thank you. Trying my best here. I appreciate it. This sucks.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:51 AM (I16G8)

669 Funny thing is Im a troll here while at leftie sites I'm a rabid right winger Trumper. Lol.

Perspectives, eh?

Nobody likes their echo chamber challenged I guess.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:52 AM (0PWWH)

670 Power lesbian glasses.



Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:50 AM

Bukkake glasses!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 12:53 AM (e9G8E)

671 So, we've hit that part of the night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:53 AM (lCWBk)

672 670: Nobody likes an oozing puss filled twat shitting on an ONT.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 26, 2018 12:54 AM (YV7PK)

673 667 FYI....things have gotten slightly better for Mr. WDS. New boss is finally realizing that he knows his s**t. So that's a good thing
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:50 AM (c1nDO)

Hooray! Mine is still a micro managing power tripper. Once i get the house cleaned out, now that the scrunt got her walk through, I'll start looking around to see if I can land something better.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:55 AM (7KYil)

674 So your in it to be contrary? What, just so you can rile up people you don't even know?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:55 AM (0OmEj)

675 People, seriously? Does "Comrade" or the poll idiot get responses? "Machines for sale" had more substance. MUMR's replaced comments were actually hilarious. Scroll button.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:55 AM (QDnY+)

676
What the hell ever happened to going home to the girlfriend with your arm in a cast and saying 'You should see the other guy'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


It's a good thing no one seriously wants to defeat us militarily at the moment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 12:56 AM (IqV8l)

677 673 670: Nobody likes an oozing puss filled twat shitting on an ONT.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 26, 2018 12:54 AM (YV7PK)

So you're saying pantsaroundmyankles is actually hitlery?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:56 AM (7KYil)

678 I dunno being in a car accident can be traumatic even if nobody is hurt. Itotaled my car once, not a scratch on me but kinda freaked out. The entire front of the car was a pancake. I was amazed I walked out. But I felt weird for days later thinking what might have happened to me.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:57 AM (0PWWH)

679 neverskankles......the bet was that you would both stop posting. NOW. And when a decision happened. The losing party would stop posting for 30 days. I have been following this.

YOU have not stepped up to the bet. Period. Grump Will. He is honorable and you are NOT

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:57 AM (c1nDO)

680 If you are not a droolingTrolly Troll, you would post substantive or humorous comments without goofy defensive comments comprising most posts.

Posted by: I am not #alwaysscrotum but like mine anyway at September 26, 2018 12:57 AM (6cpKd)

681 yup, contrary asshole.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 12:58 AM (0OmEj)

682 Violence never solves anything.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:58 AM (0PWWH)

683 Geez, zipped right by that number. Might even hit 1,000 or more.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 12:58 AM (BjF7B)

684 Funny thing is Im a troll here while at leftie sites I'm a rabid right winger Trumper. Lol.

Perspectives, eh?

Nobody likes their echo chamber challenged I guess.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:52 AM (0PWWH)

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Have you ever been correct, your posts may have had some credibility. Since they were not, ever, DIAF.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 12:58 AM (I16G8)

685 It FINALLY happened!!

I added SO MUCH Tabasco and garlic to my personal-recipe clam & crab dip tonight, I was just cited by both the FDA AND the EPA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 12:59 AM (feaxc)

686 The Mongols might disagree with you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 12:59 AM (lCWBk)

687 Good bebe!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 12:59 AM (c1nDO)

688

Trump's really stepping on his huge, throbbing, diamond cutter purple headed warrior.

If only a real man could step up and sooth it, massage it, calm the raging beast

*seizes*

Posted by: #alwaysscrotum at September 26, 2018 12:59 AM (3Yj85)

689 676 "Machines for sale" had more substance
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 12:55 AM (QDnY+)

Machines for Sale was a god! It was so great, The Hopper bowed down in awe.

Come back Machines for Sale, come back.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 12:59 AM (7KYil)

690 Seriously, I went to bed, now sleep posting or Chard posting, whatever.

Posted by: I am not #alwaysscrotum but like mine anyway at September 26, 2018 01:00 AM (6cpKd)

691 I'm not big of twitter or mike huckabee. But after following him, I see where SHS gets her moxie from. That ole guy has game! I may be becoming a fan of MH as well.

Posted by: keena at September 26, 2018 01:00 AM (RiTnx)

692

(WDIV) - Detroit Police Chief James Craig said Monday an officer who posted an offensive comment to social media has been fired from the department.

Sean Bostwick, who was new recruit to the Detroit Police Department, was taken off the job Sunday after sending an offensive message on Snapchat. The comment referred to Detroit residents as "zoo animals."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 01:00 AM (IqV8l)

693 685

I said Kav would be doa. He is.

Plus I said Cuck Grassley would delay as he did.

I also said Flake and Murk will be nos. And they have given every indication they are nos.



Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 01:01 AM (0PWWH)

694 I actually heard one older lefty hippie this evening state that we
have a maniac running the country. The other lefty he was taking to
was going off on how he just pulled all his money out of the market (a
delayed Krugman, apparently), and was bitching about how interest rates
will go up, and how rich people didn't pay enough taxes.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 01:02 AM (8iiMU)

695 683 Violence never solves anything.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:58 AM (0PWWH)

Sure it does. All the time. WWII for instance.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 01:02 AM (7KYil)

696 Well if the Zoo fits you must aquit!

Posted by: I am not #alwaysscrotum but like mine anyway at September 26, 2018 01:02 AM (6cpKd)

697 Posted by: #neverskankles

Take the bet.

The fact that you don't says everything.

If you're so confident, so right about it all, take the bet.

Take.

The.

Bet.

Posted by: take the bet at September 26, 2018 01:03 AM (Q8UMi)

698

b
e
b
e
s
!

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)

699 Tabasco is not really up there on the scoville scale.

I used to taste hot sauce for a living (food quality.) It has been a while since anything has lit me up. I went to a hot sauce festival in Louisiana (looking at a business opportunity.) Most of the things there were pretty mild to my taste (good, especially this mix this guy had for mixing with french onion for dipping chips in. Man that was good.)

But anyway, the one thing that lit me up? 'Why?' sauce by a small boutique guy who billed himself as 'The Angry Irishman.' It was a combination of Naga Jolokia, Carolina Reaper, and Trinidad Reaper, IIRC.

Kind of warm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 01:03 AM (lCWBk)

700 *waves to Bebes*

Qdpsteve, is the LD50 serving less than 1oz?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:03 AM (BjF7B)

701 I wish I had been wrong about Kav. But you can never go wrong assuming the GOP will cuck itself.

See also spending and border security.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 01:03 AM (0PWWH)

702 Aetius, oh I know Tabasco's not that high on the Scoville scale. I just tend to add a lot of it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:04 AM (feaxc)

703 A month without #ns will be heaven, even at - no, especially at - the price of his repossessed thumbs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:04 AM (fA1SL)

704 I said Kav would be doa. He is.

Plus I said Cuck Grassley would delay as he did.

I also said Flake and Murk will be nos. And they have given every indication they are nos.



Posted by: #neverskankles at S





dude, by your own count you are on for four. guessing grassley would delay was easy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:05 AM (MTjB1)

705 Off to start watching Ozark Season 2....

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 01:05 AM (0PWWH)

706 Hammer? Anyone? I think it started with an "L" but I've lost that braincell...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 10:50 PM (Wf0lW)

Lafayette Radio Electronics. And also KNight, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 01:05 AM (iwUO9)

707 Anna, I'm sorry. What's LD50?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:05 AM (feaxc)

708 >>I thought 'bofa' was from Dr Seuss...


You are thinking of The Star-Bellied Sneetches.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (0AFoq)

709 Off to start watching Ozark Season 2....

Take the bet, superhero.

Posted by: take the bet at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (Q8UMi)

710 Oops, Lethal Dose.

For me, no. For the general public... about that much, yes :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (feaxc)

711 708 Anna, I'm sorry. What's LD50?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:05 AM (feaxc)

A way of measuring toxicity of a compound.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (lCWBk)

712 708. LD50 - standard measure of toxicity. Means 'lethal to 50% of test subjects.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (fA1SL)

713 Y5!

Anna!

Anna, wtf is up this anna mac now? first someone stepping on grimm, then gooshy stepping on Gushie and now you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (7KYil)

714 Cotrary to suggested and appreciated AoSHQadvice, changing posting names seems to be an effective work around of Smaug the Error 500. I am Gracchus despite sock puppet names.

Posted by: I am not #alwaysscrotum but like mine anyway at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (6cpKd)

715 685

I said Kav would be doa. He is.

Plus I said Cuck Grassley would delay as he did.

I also said Flake and Murk will be nos. And they have given every indication they are nos.



Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 01:01 AM (0PWWH)

----------@------

You are, once again, assuming you are correct with no proof. GFY.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (I16G8)

716 LD50 = Lethal Dose 50%.

So IIRC 50% of a test group take it, they die.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:07 AM (BjF7B)

717 For the Horde, what's the ingredient you all tend to go wild about, when you cook?

As I said, for me there's never too much Tabasco or garlic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:07 AM (feaxc)

718 Got a 1961 episode of Alfred Hitchcock on, Walter Matthau is one of the actors.

The other guys says, "I bet she's playing footsie with the cops right now!"
LOL



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 01:07 AM (8iiMU)

719 716 685

I said Kav would be doa. He is.

Plus I said Cuck Grassley would delay as he did.

I also said Flake and Murk will be nos. And they have given every indication they are nos.



Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 01:01 AM (0PWWH)

----------@------

You are, once again, assuming you are correct with no proof. GFY.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM (I16G


Its not over till the Fat Lady votes...

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 26, 2018 01:07 AM (NgKpN)

720 Anna, gotcha, thanks. :-)
As I said, I've got a palate with a high tolerance, but others in my family I think would have trouble eating it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:08 AM (feaxc)

721 You are thinking of The Star-Bellied Sneetches.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:06 AM


I'd forgotten about 'bofa deez nutz'... Honest misunderstandin'!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:09 AM (e9G8E)

722 Palp, can I be a slavonaut? I'm a quarter Slav.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 01:09 AM (7KYil)

723 Spending and border security, your right. Fail.

Kavanaugh confirmation fight is still playing out. Wait and see. Nobody (including you, you simpering cuxt) have no idea of the out come.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 26, 2018 01:09 AM (YV7PK)

724 I have no idea who Anna Mac_Cheese is but yes I am aware of the nasty spoof trools in regards to the other two, I hope whomever the trool is suffers the nastiest case crotch rot of the mouth to be seen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (BjF7B)

725 Of course, there's also the less well known BOFA Battle Book and Horton Hears a 'BOFA'!

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (0AFoq)

726 Its not over till the Fat Lady votes...
Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 26, 2018 01:07 AM (NgKpN)


Stop fat-shaming me!!

Posted by: Sen Murkowski at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (feaxc)

727 lol

Vox lays off another 60+ workers after laying off another 50 earlier this year. That's about 10% this year and missing revenue target.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (5jVnA)

728 720. Nonsense. It was over last Tuesday, when Kavanaugh withdrew. And before that, when Hillary was elected POTUS, and earlier still, when Trump lost the GOP primary.
#ns is a dedicated anti-MAGA troll POS and deserves canal-duty.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (fA1SL)

729 Well... ooppps???

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:11 AM (BjF7B)

730 723. SMR? Yes. Ancient Slavonaut? No. They are from SMR home-world of Slavonia, also known as Nibiru.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:12 AM (fA1SL)

731 Vox lays off another 60+ workers after laying
off another 50 earlier this year. That's about 10% this year and
missing revenue target.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM


Losing their link at Drudge is what killed 'em... Axios should be next!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:12 AM (e9G8E)

732 718 For the Horde, what's the ingredient you all tend to go wild about, when you cook?

As I said, for me there's never too much Tabasco or garlic.
Posted by: qdpsteve



Hmm, depends what I cook. Tobasco is useful though. All purpose seasoning salt is too. McCormick's makes a good one. Its good if you can't figure out what seasoning to use.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 26, 2018 01:12 AM (YV7PK)

733 718
For the Horde, what's the ingredient you all tend to go wild about, when you cook?

Badia Complete Seasoning
Three Crabs Nuoc Mam stinky fish sauce
Marie Sharps hot sauce
Heinz Malt Vinegar
Lao Gan Ma (geriatric lesbian) Spicy Chili Crisp

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:12 AM (UFLLM)

734 I hope no one mentions carrots.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (BjF7B)

735 Canal duty?

Like on Mars?

Posted by: here's your unfilled scuba tank, see you in eighteen months at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (Q8UMi)

736 734. Nuoc mam and 'Street Vendor Noodle Sauce'. And ginger-garlic blend.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (fA1SL)

737 Butter

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (0AFoq)

738 Anna: interesting that there's celery salt, but not carrot salt... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (feaxc)

739 Damn, forgot the Brando sock.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (0AFoq)

740 so no one has any connections for the red mercury?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (MTjB1)

741 NS give it up. The Hoard has spoken and you are a Drooly Trolly Troll. Give it a suitable hiatus and beg forgiveness upon yor return.

Posted by: I am sometimes a Socket Puppet to avoid Smaug the Error 500 at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (6cpKd)

742 735 I hope no one mentions carrots.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (BjF7B)

They're good in stew. Chili, not so much.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (7KYil)

743 Puddleglum and Vino, I'll look for those!

I've also been hearing good things about Tony Cachere's.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (feaxc)

744 *reads the Vietnamese comments and hopes Jean Francois Cary is reading*

Be wicked funny if he has a 'flashback' about gooks in the thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (BjF7B)

745 Yea Snakes!

Rockies in the wild card and half back on the West

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (c1nDO)

746 736. Many canals still on Earth tonbe dug. Sea-level, no locks. Transcontinental. Four-lanes for Super Panamax wide. Lovingly hand-dug by zeks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (fA1SL)

747
One of the core ingredients of Marie Sharps hot sauce is carrots. Delicious!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:15 AM (UFLLM)

748 736 Canal duty?

Like on Mars?
Posted by: here's your unfilled scuba tank, see you in eighteen months at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (Q8UMi)

Yep, you'll be right next to John Carter, who was just captured, put on a slave crew and now has to rescue some lovely Martian lass. Stay close to Tars Tarkas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2018 01:16 AM (lCWBk)

749 Butter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FiGd2mC5KI

Posted by: not Cyberfrog at September 26, 2018 01:16 AM (Q8UMi)

750 willing to pay 10% over market for the red mercury.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:16 AM (MTjB1)

751 Soy sauce, ginger, garlic, Tellicherry black pepper...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:16 AM (e9G8E)

752 752. You forgot Zheijiang wine. Sad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:17 AM (fA1SL)

753 Cooked carrots are fine in vegetable soup and yankee pot roast. And they are a fine ingredient to carrot cake. Otherwise, their use outside of raw consumption is prohibited.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM (SN4NF)

754 garrett, I know butter was Marlon's fave ;-)

Zettai, those are great too, in fact I've been meaning to order some Tellicherry from The Spice House.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM (feaxc)

755 Jane's Krazy mixed up seasoning is solid. Should find it in you local grocery store. I buy the Mixed up Salt and Pepper a lot.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM (YV7PK)

756 Can we trade NS for Fan Bingbing?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM (BjF7B)

757 Bacon and bacon derivatives, a must ignored food group on the pyramid.

Posted by: I am sometimes a Socket Puppet to avoid Smaug the Error 500 at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM (6cpKd)

758 Puddleglum, I remember Jane's being one of the first non-s&p seasonings I ever noticed on other families' tabletops way back in the 1970s...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:19 AM (feaxc)

759 People were asking and I don't know if it was answered - what was the position/role of the restaurant in that little bit of Third World/Weimar Germany thug theater yesterday involving Cruz in the DC restaurant?


Ower/chef said everyone is welcome at his place, that politics, like elbows, are best left off the table - and apparently Cruz and wife returned later.


So - seems like the guy was the victim of the cretinization and authoritarian degradation of half the country (passively, or actively, on this "half of the country").


Never did hear about the incident with DHS Sec. Nilsen. Think that place, at least the staff were part of the problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 01:20 AM (QDnY+)

760 +1 on the Z-wine.

Also, black vinegar.

The New and Improved VT Household is a culinary blend of Caj-Texican with global training and Filo-Thai with gringo training... damn, we eat good!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:22 AM (UFLLM)

761 All true Chinese cuisine requires: soy sauce, black vinegar, zheijiang (shaoxing) wine, molasses, and ginger-garlic paste. All else goes to distinguish it - be it Sambal, fish-sauce, etc. But without the first five ingredients, it just ain't gonna work.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:22 AM (fA1SL)

762 garrett, gotta music question for ya.

Do you have an all-time fave Sinatra album?

There's a new special edition of Frank's 1961 album, Sings For Only The Lonely, coming out next month. Thinking of getting it. Has "One For The Road" on it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:22 AM (feaxc)

763 761. * fistbump *
In Vino gets it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:23 AM (fA1SL)

764 lightly steamed* carrot slices/baby carrots with garlic, butter and honey are awesome.

and only a Philistine would say otherwise.

*(just going tender, not mushy)

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 01:24 AM (rjbMC)

765 Thanks for welcoming me Hoard, this time I really, really mean it. Night most glorious Hoard (AKA I really mean it this time as in not an #alwaysscrotum vow) and I am I am Gracchus, despite Sock Puppet names to avoid Smaug the Error 500.

Posted by: I am sometimes a Socket Puppet to avoid Smaug the Error 500 at September 26, 2018 01:24 AM (6cpKd)

766 Palp I don't believe you over-do the nuoc mam. Stuff is great in correct proportion, of course galactically nasty otherwise. I don't even know any V'mese who like that much of it (old guys in Vietnam I used to see excepted, of course - they would drink it - and liberally use that incredibly nasty even stronger paste whose name I forget).


Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

767 I cooked a pot roast today. That was dinner. I only ate a potato, so I'd have something to put the gravy on. If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat.

Posted by: windbag at September 26, 2018 01:25 AM (m26tZ)

768 718. Homemade bacon jam with vine ripened tomatoes and walls walls sweet onions. Goes great on burgers and sammies.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 26, 2018 01:25 AM (HpljN)

769 Thinking of getting it. Has "One For The Road" on it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:22 AM (feaxc)

---
so, he's copying Lynyrd Skynyrd?

what a hack.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 01:26 AM (rjbMC)

770 767. From the bottle, it's a bit much. cut with equal parts lime juice and a dash of brown sugar, however, and it's indispensable. Future MIL puts that on everything. And she's right to do so.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:26 AM (fA1SL)

771 Zettai, those are great too, in fact I've been meaning to order some Tellicherry from The Spice House.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:18 AM


I get mine at Wegmans...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:27 AM (e9G8E)

772 There's a new special edition of Frank's 1961 album, Sings For Only The
Lonely, coming out next month. Thinking of getting it. Has "One For The
Road" on it.

I love you man!

No Homo.

DVD or vinyl?

Slavonic Lord Palp... have learned about real Slav spicing and dishes from you! Thank you, your Terribleness!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:27 AM (UFLLM)

773 Motherfuckinghamsterfucker. Walla walla sweet onions

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 26, 2018 01:27 AM (HpljN)

774 redc1c4, uh yeah okay ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:27 AM (feaxc)

775 In Vino: the album's being re-released in both formats next month (Oct). Each format will contain an all-mono disc and an all-stereo disc of the same album.

Has a sketch of Frank done up as a tearful clown on the front.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:28 AM (feaxc)

776 Night all. Play nice.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 26, 2018 01:29 AM (0OmEj)

777 Here's the Sinatra album I'm talking about:

https://tinyurl.com/yaejaadv

I've also already pre-ordered the 50th anniversary re-release of the Beatles' White Album.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:30 AM (feaxc)

778 773. Glad to share SMR wisdom. Angel-Clan lurv them some shashlik in their pho. True fusion cuisine!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:30 AM (fA1SL)

779
I use stinky fish sauce in a huge number of dishes as Umami sourcing... small to moderate amounts in many savory dishes... get it in early and the fish bit will cook off, but rich up a metric shit ton of flavor... later or even uncooked as a raw dipping sauce and amazing in the right situation.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:31 AM (UFLLM)

780 767. The paste - you mean mud-fish paste, yes? A bit strong, even for me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:32 AM (fA1SL)

781 Oh, and In Vino, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:34 AM (feaxc)

782
WW sweet onions FTW! Having relocated to TriCities I am eating them like a munchied out ferret on crack.

Steve, thank you! I am DVD, probably never go back to vinyl, but dig the music and oddly the Fil-Thai VT HH 6 Actual Fiance adores Rat Pack and same/earlier crooners and torch singers. Sweet story associated with that remind me to tell some time.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:35 AM (UFLLM)

783 Palp, yes, that's exactly what I was thinking - brown sugar and lime, and it's divine, lots of flavor.


Which reminds me, I used to make a pretty decent "caramel pork/chicken" (thit kho to) - which is pretty much just brown sugar, nuoc mam, and heat. Need to make that again.'


And In Vino, thank you, yes, I'd love to drop by for dinner some time. And lunch. For a week.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 01:36 AM (QDnY+)

784 In Vino, you're welcome.

For whatever reason I've become a lot more interesting in hearing and collecting what I call "The Great American Songbook" recently. I want to get myself a good foundation of classic pop, jazz, country, you name it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:36 AM (feaxc)

785 Palp, forget the name of the paste - it's sort of purple in the dish. Yikes.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 01:36 AM (QDnY+)

786 You keep saying that and I keep telling you I have already.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:45 AM (0PWWH)

(mandatory) You talk like a fag, and your shit's retarded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 01:37 AM (iwUO9)

787
The true mud fish or 'shrimp' paste is indeed strong. Pro Tip: cut up some fresh mangoes and mix with a small SMALL amount of paste... killer... seriously try it...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:37 AM (UFLLM)

788 and featured encryption software designed in the UK to prevent piracy.

LOL.

As if anyone would want to even bother downloading a Bill Wyman tune.

People who try to tie their crap up with encryption can all go DIAF, for all I care. There has yet to be such a system that hasn't been broken by a 6 year old. But, like Shrillary ... they persist.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2018 01:38 AM (VE0m1)

789 Nobody likes their echo chamber challenged I guess.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:52 AM (0PWWH)

Well, not by the excruciatingly stupid, no.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 01:39 AM (iwUO9)

790 788. Lazy man that I am, I just cut that with Major Grey's Chutney and lime juice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:40 AM (fA1SL)

791 I would be humbled to have all and sundry drop by anytime. We aren't fancy and serve global family style, but ours is yours, always.

AOSHQ been vedy vedy gud 2 me... Bluebell not only didn't shiv me, she and several of you here tonight gave me the push I needed for putting a ring on it...

*sniff*

fvckin allergies

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:40 AM (UFLLM)

792 you know, I keep sharing this and it gets less love than blasey did from her mom.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuBWPKHTPA

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:41 AM (MTjB1)

793 But I felt weird for days later thinking what might have happened to me.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 12:57 AM (0PWWH)

And then you opened the garage door...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 01:42 AM (iwUO9)

794 And no one won the Mega Millions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:43 AM (BjF7B)

795 Major Grey's Chutney

Excellent Stuff!

You, Sir Palp, would have a great deal of fun making a mango chutney, so easy and SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yummy... I have even used canned tins of mango from of all places Wally World... fish sauce, curry spices, tamarind... oh baby...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:43 AM (UFLLM)

796 Lazy man that I am, I just cut that with Major Grey's Chutney and lime juice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:40 AM


Excellent remedy for scurvy, or so I've been told...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:43 AM (e9G8E)

797 792. Good, In Vino! Good!

Do it!

https://youtu.be/k4pbfT5pupc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:44 AM (fA1SL)

798

Fing new job I already not happy wit calls... later fine people whom I am privileged to hang wit...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 26, 2018 01:45 AM (UFLLM)

799 G'night Vino!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 01:45 AM (feaxc)

800 Given the Left's propensity for projection, I'm predicting here and now that after Trump wins in 2020 Jimmy Kimmel will change his name to Kimmy Jimmel and have reassignment surgery.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 26, 2018 01:46 AM (jp0Bv)

801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuBWPKHTPA
Posted by: yankeefifth at S

you know, detroit was in a lot better shape in the 80s

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:47 AM (MTjB1)

802 so no one has any connections for the red mercury?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:14 AM (MTjB1)

There is no such thing as "red mercury". There is red oxide of mercury, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 01:47 AM (iwUO9)

803 "That's Doctor Detroit, Mom."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2018 01:48 AM (BjF7B)

804 Pic up at Drudge of the head-sex crime expert...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 26, 2018 01:48 AM (e9G8E)

805 797. Zettai, if one is to be wise and complete leader, you must take a broader view of the Horde.

https://youtu.be/k4pbfT5pupc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:49 AM (fA1SL)

806 There is no such thing as "red mercury". There is red oxide of mercury, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at S



you keep believing that

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 26, 2018 01:50 AM (MTjB1)

807 803. Sigh....not an Art Bell fan, I take it? Red Mercury was a legendary super-weapon of SMR.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_mercury

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 01:51 AM (fA1SL)

808 >>Do you have an all-time fave Sinatra album?


That is a great Sinatra LP.

I am a big fan of the Live at the Sands set, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 01:54 AM (0AFoq)

809 i'm guessing it was noted here earlier that the committee vote on BK is now scheduled for 0930 EDT Fryday, in DC?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 01:57 AM (rjbMC)

810 Well, I am done for the night. Be well, Horde. Beckoning Chasm, if you are still here, condolences for your loss.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 02:01 AM (iwUO9)

811 It Might As Well Be Swing is by far my fav Sinatra, though. If I could only have one it'd be that one.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 02:02 AM (0AFoq)

812 World on a String is some of Ol' Blue Eyes' best work

https://youtu.be/1cPG1t52GgI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 02:05 AM (fA1SL)

813 garrett, I'm sold then, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 02:05 AM (feaxc)

814 Fryday?

Posted by: Captain Highliner at September 26, 2018 02:05 AM (Q8UMi)

815 I said Kav would be doa. He is.

False. He made it all the way thru his confirmation hearings. Palzi's letter was after that. Even if eventually "dead", certainly not "on arrival." Else we wouldn't be talking about it here, yet.

Plus I said Cuck Grassley would delay as he did.

True. Else we wouldn't be talking about it here, yet.

I also said Flake and Murk will be nos. And they have given every indication they are nos.

I would be surprised if they vote "no" AND Kav is unconfirmed. If they vote "no", it will be because some aisle-crossing seat-defending democrats gave them the space to do it safely. RINOs will always play both sides of the field; vote against a sure thing or vote for a sure loser.

So I think you're batting .250 so far. Great in baseball, less so in Vegas.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2018 02:06 AM (P1f+c)

816 816. I predict repo on his thumbs by end of week. Dude is in deeper than Tom Regan.

https://youtu.be/JQk0yTomZrA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 02:09 AM (fA1SL)

817 Palpatine, yup. Frank had a string of great songs I don't know if anyone else has or will ever match.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 02:10 AM (feaxc)

818 339 Funny summary of Trump's speech to the UN:

https://tinyurl.com/ych6ceom
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 10:56 PM (TM5Iv)

That's fantastic.
(For people wondering: A list of 99 points PDT made, not a video.)

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:10 AM (aK8Pt)

819 A woman who passed away at 92 was buried in Nebraska, with British military honors - wife of a US Army Air Corps pilot from WWII, and a member of the team at Bletchley Park in the UK that was the main center breaking Nazi German codes during the war.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 02:12 AM (QDnY+)

820 redc, Grassley noted (in a somewhat rare - too rare - public comment on the process) that the exec session Friday morning was a "placeholder" - he was just following committee rules for notifying upcoming calendar items of business.


So no certainty of a Friday vote.


But it won't be much later. None of the accusers have any story to tell or any evidence, there really isn't even 10 minutes worth of things to talk about. All witnesses have debunked in statements carrying penalty of perjury for lying.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2018 02:17 AM (QDnY+)

821 'Night, Horde!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 02:17 AM (fA1SL)

822 That's fantastic.

(For people wondering: A list of 99 points PDT made, not a video.)

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:10 AM (aK8Pt)

---
is there a non-FB link for the article?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:18 AM (rjbMC)

823 Parting music, for strengthen heroic warrior-shitposters of Horde.

https://youtu.be/GMp5AR_aLWI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 02:20 AM (fA1SL)

824 A list of 99 points PDT made, not a video.

Wasn't that a German new wave song in the 1980s? "99 Trumpenpoints"? ;-)

But seriously folks, gotta sign out. Thanks for the great chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 02:21 AM (feaxc)

825 Parting music, for strengthen heroic warrior-shitposters of Horde.



https://youtu.be/GMp5AR_aLWI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 02:20 AM (fA1SL)


Just what the fuuuck is that shit? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2018 02:23 AM (9Om/r)

826
is there a non-FB link for the article?


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:18 AM (rjbMC)



I'll paste some of it:



I guess it's that time again. He always makes these speeches so long.
Anyway, here's a summary of each paragraph of Trump's 2018 UN speech 1. Listen up, bitches
2. I pretty much already covered all this shit last year, but I guess it bears repeating
3. Check it out, I've been on a roll

4. My administration is better than all the other presidential
administrations the US has ever had. I've made these last two years my
bitch
5. Why's everybody laughing at me?
6. Not to brag or anything but I basically saved the entire economy. Even minorities have jobs now.
7. Taxation is theft and we're building The Wall
8. You thought our military was fucking hardcore before? Sheeet, wait until you see them now that we're actually paying them
9. Thanks to me, AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
10. America First

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 02:24 AM (8iiMU)

827 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (CPfoe)

Your hash marks you as an opponent of the CPL (Avenatti).

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:28 AM (aK8Pt)

828 10. America First
11. Globalism is shit
12. Cultures are distinct, so act your culture
13. America likes to declare independence. We're gonna declare independence from the rest of you globalist sons of bitches
14. Do you, boo
15. Let us do us
16. So I just got back from a world tour and everybody who matters likes me
17. I even got the Norks to chill the fuck out
18. No shit, there I was: Staring Rocket Man in the face
19. It's alright though, I smoothed it out
20. Dude's getting rid of his nukes and giving us back our dead bodies we've been wanting back

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 02:28 AM (8iiMU)

829 Funny summary of Trump's speech to the UN:
https://tinyurl.com/ych6ceom

823 That's fantastic.

(For people wondering: A list of 99 points PDT made, not a video.)

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:10 AM (aK8Pt)

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is there a non-FB link for the article?
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:18 AM (rjbMC)

Not that I know of. But if you click the link, it'll work; I'm not on facebook and it worked.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:31 AM (aK8Pt)

830 23. Shout out to Real Korea, Japan, and China

Love that one.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:33 AM (aK8Pt)

831 825 A list of 99 points PDT made, not a video.

Wasn't that a German new wave song in the 1980s? "99 Trumpenpoints"? ;-)

But seriously folks, gotta sign out. Thanks for the great chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 26, 2018 02:21 AM (feaxc)

Neun und neunzig Trumpenpunkten

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 02:35 AM (aK8Pt)

832 "I have met with Mr. Trump. He is a man we can do business with, if he lets us.

"I have here a piece of paper, from which we may have peace in our time.

" I strongly suggest that we accept Mr. Trump's generous offer, and pray that he does not alter the deal any further."

Posted by: Jean-Claude Chamberlin-Juncker at September 26, 2018 02:35 AM (zCyNd)

833 71. SOCIALISM. DOESN'T. WORK.
72. Venezuela used to be great, but then along came socialism. Now it sucks.
73. Socialism and Communism have never worked, never will work, and only ever result in tragedy. It's the Goddamn worst
Too true.
Too bad our idiots can't understand that.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 02:37 AM (8iiMU)

834 oh, i can FB...

it's just that i'd have to re-boot FF afterward, and that's a PITA.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:40 AM (rjbMC)

835 sounds like it might be worth it, though.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:41 AM (rjbMC)

836 21. Not too shabby, Li'l Kim. (Don't fuck this up)
22. Everybody who helped out with that is cool in my book. It was pretty much the greatest peace talk ever talked. Just sayin'
23. Shout out to Real Korea, Japan, and China
24. Oh, and I'm fixing the Middle East, too
25. I put most of the countries there to work fucking over Iran and ISIS
26. They're spending money to help with Syria and Yemen, too. Ya hear that Iran? We can outspend your fucking Obama money
27. But, I don't really want to get involved
28. Except when I do, so I've been delegating to the less fucked-up sand countries
29. I FUCKING KILLED ISIS!
30. Syria's a damn shitshow. But so help me, if I see one more chemical weapon attack...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 02:44 AM (8iiMU)

837 SOCIALISM. DOESN'T. WORK.

It does because REASONS!!!!

Posted by: Alexandra-Hyphenated-Cortez at September 26, 2018 02:44 AM (zCyNd)

838 24-30 are really hilarious when read as a set.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 02:46 AM (8iiMU)

839 100. And this building? Dated, needs work. The Trump Organization could do something great, fantastic. And probably will.

Posted by: The Annotated Donald Trump at September 26, 2018 02:50 AM (zCyNd)

840 101. This Kavanaugh guy? I got his back. He's good people.102. That other guy? Rosen-something? He's in teh waiting room, cooling his heels. I'll take care of him once I'm done here.

Posted by: Annotated Two Scoops at September 26, 2018 02:55 AM (8iiMU)

841 835 oh, i can FB...

it's just that i'd have to re-boot FF afterward, and that's a PITA.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2018 02:40 AM (rjbMC)

Thanks for explaining; new to me.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:04 AM (aK8Pt)

842 840 100. And this building? Dated, needs work. The Trump Organization could do something great, fantastic. And probably will.
Posted by: The Annotated Donald Trump at September 26, 2018 02:50 AM (zCyNd)

841 101. This Kavanaugh guy? I got his back. He's good people.102. That other guy? Rosen-something? He's in teh waiting room, cooling his heels. I'll take care of him once I'm done here.

Posted by: Annotated Two Scoops at September 26, 2018 02:55 AM (8iiMU)

Many claps!

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:05 AM (aK8Pt)

843 The author of the list is Coop LoPresto.

31. Glad to see Jordan is taking in refugees from Syria. Better you than me, Abdullah
32. But seriously, it's a lot better than flying them all the way over here. RIGHT, EUROPE?
33. Iran's trying to get away with its involvement? YOU THOUGHT!
34. Fuck you, Iran! I know what you've been up to, you garbage-ass regime! All you do is ruin everything else for everyone else, you miserable sons of bitches!
35. Seriously, even your own citizens are sick of your shit, Iran! Where'd all that Obama money go, eh Iran? Terrorism? Yeah, I'm sure your people are just THRILLED about that! 0/10 all around, Iran
36. The Iran Deal was shit, and everybody knows it
37. We basically funded their military dictatorship, nuclear weapons programs, and terrorism. Thanks, Obama
38. ~But then I came to tooown~ and let Iran know who's boss. DEAL'S OFF, BITCHES!
39. Like, seriously, who the fuck thought letting Iran have nukes was a good idea?
40. Everybody point and laugh at Iran's govern

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:09 AM (aK8Pt)

844
40. Everybody point and laugh at Iran's government. Their people are cool, though. #IranProtests

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:10 AM (aK8Pt)

845 Reminder: there was an accuser other than Ford and Ramirez: Cristina King Miranda. Who backed down from her claim, finally saying that "In my [Facebook] post' I was empowered and I was sure it probably did [happen]"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y89jqops

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:17 AM (aK8Pt)

846 41. And their friggin' turbans. Know who rocks a turban? Nikki Haley's dad, that's who. Hey Nikki, amirite?

Posted by: The Annotated Donald Trump at September 26, 2018 03:17 AM (zCyNd)

847 I was empowered

Is that how the kids say it these days?

Posted by: The Annotated Miklos at September 26, 2018 03:18 AM (zCyNd)

848 From what I heard President Trump into the UN and told them the your dictators suck.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 03:40 AM (T4oHT)

849 Listened to John Hinderaker from Power Line on radio yesterday and his article up, he is not so sure Ford will show up. DiFi is still trying to postpone it but finally Grassley has had enough and not going for it.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 03:48 AM (T4oHT)

850 Coffee is going, give it 7 more minutes

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 03:52 AM (T4oHT)

851 728 lol

Vox lays off another 60+ workers after laying off another 50 earlier this year. That's about 10% this year and missing revenue target.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (5jVnA)


Soros not happy when results are not achieved.


Budget cut is also a signal to the others suckling on the Soros teat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2018 03:53 AM (UsCnO)

852 https://tinyurl.com/ych6ceom

41. Jerusalem? More like Jew-rusalem, amirite?
42. Let's clear some shit up about the Israel conflict, alright? Israel has a right to exist.
43. Fuck what you used to do, we're being pragmatic, here.
44. You ain't gonna take advantage of the US anymore, you freeloaders.
45. I'm sick of all this "made in China" crap
46. We buy all their shit and they don't buy all of our stuff and they do all that skeezy, nerdy, accountant stuff to take advantage of us
47. No more, I say!
48. So I made some great deals with Mexico and Real Korea. Expect yuge discounts on taco bowls and Samsung phones
49. The WTO is a fucking joke.
50. China took all our manufacturing jobs

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 03:53 AM (aK8Pt)

853 www.foxnews.com Miss Utah hopeful takes autistic high schooler to homecoming after classmates play cruel prank
Link from WZ

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 03:55 AM (T4oHT)

854 thefederalist.com - Trump administration needs keep women (0ut of ) combat

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 04:17 AM (T4oHT)

855
Warm flat beer

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 26, 2018 04:20 AM (oYD2h)

856 I have only hot coffee.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 04:27 AM (T4oHT)

857
BBC
The spider with super powers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDtlvZGmHYk

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 26, 2018 04:35 AM (oYD2h)

858 Should you really be doing a surprise party for a 100 year old man?

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 04:38 AM (cAnNx)

859 Good morning, Horde

Posted by: fluffy at September 26, 2018 04:52 AM (b+SbO)

860 socialism doesn't work! the welfare state was brought in by conservative otto von bismarck to stop the incessant revolutions in germany that was killing off to many of the wealthy. helping the poor was a by product. roosevelt's new deal was to stop people voting for the commits who wanted to shoot rich people. commies got over 1,000,000 votes in 1932 and were putting up road blocks to stop cars looking for capitalists. people were storing can goods in kansas to eat when the communist revolution came to kansas. roosevelt was hated by the wealthy as he save their lives!

Posted by: wammo at September 26, 2018 05:06 AM (AnM3N)

861 Should you really be doing a surprise party for a 100 year old man?

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 04:38 AM (cAnNx)

Only after making discreet inquiries regarding his opinion on hookers and blow.

Posted by: Miss "Miklos" Manners at September 26, 2018 05:06 AM (zCyNd)

862 socialism doesn't work. two socialist walking down a 19th century london street and saw a beggar. one reached into his pocket for a coin the other stopped him saying stop! you are delaying the revolution! remember many trump voters had voted for bernie sanders in the primary.

Posted by: wammo at September 26, 2018 05:16 AM (AnM3N)

863 Would someone kindly toss this frisbee?

Posted by: fluffy at September 26, 2018 05:40 AM (b+SbO)

864 Only after making discreet inquiries regarding his opinion on hookers and blow.
Posted by: Miss "Miklos" Manners at September 26, 2018 05:06 AM (zCyNd)

You misspelled "enthusiasm"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2018 05:40 AM (n9EOP)

865 Not a real gabby lot this AM.

Posted by: fluffy at September 26, 2018 05:57 AM (b+SbO)

866 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:15 AM (hyuyC)

867
Oakland loses in extra innings to Seattle, so the Astros clinch the Western Division title.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2018 06:18 AM (LsBY9)

868 Dadgummit!! I'll learn you, you whippersnapper!!

Posted by: Gabby Hayes at September 26, 2018 06:18 AM (zCyNd)

869 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 06:18 AM (wldC6)

870 Top of ta morning to ya, fluffy.


You have a story to tell>

Mine was I called my Federal Senator on Kav, urging approval.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:20 AM (hyuyC)

871 Ten red flags concerning sexual assault claims.

By a professional.

https://tinyurl.com/yb3jxjbc

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 06:20 AM (wldC6)

872 I didn't remember Gabby's last name, or I would have posted something pithy from him. LOL. The Horde mind ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

873 The Horde mind ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

His first name was actually George.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos Hayes at September 26, 2018 06:24 AM (zCyNd)

874 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Thank you for that link. Very informative.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:25 AM (hyuyC)

875 For whatever reason I've become a lot more interesting in hearing and collecting what I call "The Great American Songbook" recently. I want to get myself a good foundation of classic pop, jazz, country, you name it.

If you like jazz, try a little Lee Morgan.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 26, 2018 06:28 AM (v1udk)

876 Mornin' Miklos Hayes

Thanks. I did not know that. And his Wiki article is interesting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:29 AM (hyuyC)

877 Thanks. I did not know that. And his Wiki article is interesting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:29 AM (hyuyC)

Very welcome, consarn it.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos Hayes at September 26, 2018 06:29 AM (zCyNd)

878 Well what kind of he popped my bra strap, pull my hair and spit in my milk bullshit has Kav been accused of today?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 06:30 AM (JFO2v)

879
By a professional.

https://tinyurl.com/yb3jxjbc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

And then they wonder why Kav got an attorney.

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 06:32 AM (8ikIW)

880 rhennigantx

I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

881 860 socialism doesn't work! the welfare state was brought in by conservative otto von bismarck to stop the incessant revolutions in germany that was killing off to many of the wealthy.

"Socialism" has transmogrified into a magic word. Just like "Climate Change" is a magic word. In the above article about eating meat, the little tyrant jumps to foolishness about how the very existence of meat somehow melts polar ice. "Climate Change" isn't about anything getting warmer or colder, it is about attaching some totalitarian idea to mysticism.

Likewise, "socialism" is a now a magic word. The Left is incapable of making an intellectual or reasoned argument, primarily because their intended audience, products of government education, are incapable of reasoned or logical thought. "Socialism" used to have meaning, now it doesn't. It is placeholder for an intellectual argument.

For a generation of people who confuse emotions with thinking, uttering "climate change" or "socialism" proximate to some totalitarian demand is supposed to be the "That Settles It" nuclear bomb of debate.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 26, 2018 06:35 AM (boNFp)

882 Cool day here. Yesterday was interesting. At 2 PM, weather apps showed a tenth of an inch of rain and thunderstorms around 4 PM. 4 PM rolls around and we get a half inch of rain in 15 minutes with high winds that knocked out power in a few areas.

Globull warming... 100 years of records...OMG

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

883 879
By a professional.

https://tinyurl.com/yb3jxjbc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

And then they wonder why Kav got an attorney.
Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 06:32 AM (8ikIW)


Ford and Ramirez went 10/10 on that 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 06:37 AM (JFO2v)

884 I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

The Kavanaugh episode, and the Democrats' actions, have turned the next election into a test of the quantity and quality of simple decency in American society.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at September 26, 2018 06:38 AM (zCyNd)

885 Bruce

The colder the air, the less water can be dissolved in it. So as the Earth gets slightly colder from this trough in the Solar Cycle Progression, I would expect more rain, for a while.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:39 AM (hyuyC)

886 Bruce, we got over an inch in NW IL. Little burg north of us had some damage from the storms, power-lines, trees and whatnot. Hope many mosquitoes were destroyed, as well.

Posted by: lizabth at September 26, 2018 06:40 AM (RFh5Y)

887 Mornin' Miklos

Well, don't look at me for simple decency. But I have my own stories from my time in Academia. So this resonates with me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:41 AM (hyuyC)

888 I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)


I think so, too. Expect the MSM will change the subject now. They lost.

Posted by: ALH at September 26, 2018 06:43 AM (6Zmow)

889 Labor day we had an immense amount of rain. 8-11" near me. I was out looking at damage when an older woman pulled her car next to me and started talking. She said, "Last night I got 9 inches".

I said "Now you're bragging." When will I learn? **Sobs**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:44 AM (hyuyC)

890 Morning all, coffee is brewing and lunches are being made. Have good day.

Posted by: Picric at September 26, 2018 06:44 AM (nonGu)

891 And on that note, work preps commence.

Have a serene day, everyone. And may every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:45 AM (hyuyC)

892 I said "Now you're bragging." When will I learn? **Sobs**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:44 AM (hyuyC)

Maybe she was challenging you to do better?

Posted by: Miklos *not sobbing* at September 26, 2018 06:46 AM (zCyNd)

893 when i wake up

ill say good morning

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2018 06:47 AM (+g41/)

894 Bruce, we got over an inch in NW IL

That's my location too. I haven't checked the rain gauge this AM.

Yep, damn mosquitoes. I'm glad I got the skeeter treatment for the yard this summer

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 06:48 AM (8ikIW)

895 I'm thinking around 2pm will be the start of the Ford hearing beg off.

They will demand a delay this afternoon.
They will say tomorrow is arbitrary
Rachel and the Stranger will not open

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2018 06:51 AM (+g41/)

896
"I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.



Posted by: NaCly Dog"

The sexual accusations against a choir boy just weren't believable from the start. They should have used the racist card instead and too late now. I expect them to use that on the next nominee.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2018 06:52 AM (MxEKc)

897 880 rhennigantx

I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)


Mr. Optimism

I wish I could be more so.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2018 06:54 AM (Ss+Em)

898 Ford to dims

"you said he would pull out"

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2018 06:54 AM (+g41/)

899 Ford to dims

"you said he would pull out"

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2018 06:54 AM (+g41/)

If they delay a couple more days...is it true that women and guys named Cory on Judiciary Committees synchronize their periods?

Posted by: Miklos, who raed something about that in Cosmo once at September 26, 2018 06:57 AM (zCyNd)

900 LOCK HER UP!

https://tinyurl.com/ybgo5wc7

Former NSA software developer sentenced for keeping classified materials

Nghia Hoang Pho was sentenced to 5.5 years for taking classified material home though his attorney's said he had "no malicious goal in bringing his material home from work".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 26, 2018 06:58 AM (EMi53)

901 "I think so, too. Expect the MSM will change the subject now. They lost.





Posted by: ALH"

If they start complaining about how the esteemed Dr. Ford was swift-boated by Republicans it is a sure sign it is over.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2018 06:59 AM (MxEKc)

902 897 880 rhennigantx

I think the Dems are done. They overplayed a weak hand.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)


Mr. Optimism

I wish I could be more so.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 26, 2018 06:54 AM (Ss+Em)

Have we even seen the Ford letter? And when did it become rape? Ramirez was calling around to see if anyone else saw a dick or a dildo? and was it Kavs? Pron Star Bambulance Chaser says the virgin hudge was drugging gals so he friends could chain rape! Hey we be the mutha fukn Russians?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

903 Nghia Hoang Pho was sentenced to 5.5 years for taking classified material home though his attorney's said he had "no malicious goal in bringing his material home from work".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 26, 2018 06:58 AM (EMi53)

It was base for soup!

Posted by: Miklos, with fish sauce on the side at September 26, 2018 07:01 AM (zCyNd)

904 Hey we be the mutha fukn Russians?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

It is 3 pm in Moscow. Happy Hour started 4 hours ago.

Posted by: Miklos, from Valu-Riteski at September 26, 2018 07:04 AM (zCyNd)

905 903 Nghia Hoang Pho was sentenced to 5.5 years for taking classified material home though his attorney's said he had "no malicious goal in bringing his material home from work".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 26, 2018 06:58 AM (EMi53)

It was base for soup!
Posted by: Miklos, with fish sauce on the side at September 26, 2018 07:01 AM (zCyNd)

Sandy Berger walked out with Clinton docs on Whitewater and/or Rose Billing Fraud.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

906 Why do we call it Tuesday night, when it makes more sense to say Tuesnight?

Posted by: Downcast at September 26, 2018 07:07 AM (VWE5i)

907 Ten red flags concerning sexual assault claims.

By a professional.

https://tinyurl.com/yb3jxjbc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



11. When the accuser waits 30 fucking years.
12. Sudden Remembered Memories Syndrome

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 07:07 AM (YxTUV)

908 It is 3 pm in Moscow. Happy Hour started 4 hours ago.
Posted by: Miklos, from Valu-Riteski at September 26, 2018 07:04 AM (zCyNd)

wodka wodka wodka wodka and wodka!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

909 Nghia Hoang Pho was sentenced to 5.5 years for taking classified material home though his attorney's said he had "no malicious goal in bringing his material home from work".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 26, 2018 06:58 AM (EMi53)

It was base for soup!
Posted by: Miklos, with fish sauce on the side at September 26, 2018 07:01 AM (zCyNd)

Sandy Berger walked out with Clinton docs on Whitewater and/or Rose Billing Fraud.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Hillary had an illegal server set up in her home.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 07:08 AM (YxTUV)

910 Sandy Berger walked out with Clinton docs on Whitewater and/or Rose Billing Fraud.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

I always wondered about not only what he took, but what he put into the files.

Posted by: Miklos, suspicious that way at September 26, 2018 07:08 AM (zCyNd)

911 903 Nghia Hoang Pho was sentenced to 5.5 years for taking classified material home though his attorney's said he had "no malicious goal in bringing his material home from work".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 26, 2018 06:58 AM (EMi53)

It was base for soup!
Posted by: Miklos, with fish sauce on the side at September 26, 2018 07:01 AM (zCyNd)

--------

I guess he found the unreasonable prosecutor.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:08 AM (r/iWu)

912 The Demoncrats won't be done until either we're all dead, or every city has burned to ash.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 07:09 AM (f6Na5)

913 I read on Instapundit yesterday that Trump rescinded his declassification order Friday.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM (r/iWu)

914
Former NSA software developer sentenced for keeping classified materials



Nghia Hoang Pho


Another Russian!!!

Posted by: The Forthright Bob Mueller at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM (oVJmc)

915 So Ford submitted 4 names of people who corroborate her story. Though these people are from after 2012 and not any time before.

Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM (labbd)

916 The Demoncrats won't be done until either we're all dead, or every city has burned to ash.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 07:09 AM (f6Na5)


The eldt do tend piss shit and burn where they live...and I say go for it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:12 AM (m8J9w)

917 President of South Korea has positive things to say about Trump whom he considers a friend:

https://tinyurl.com/y9mclb4s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:12 AM (AllCR)

918 So Ford submitted 4 names of people who corroborate her story. Though these people are from after 2012 and not any time before.

All they know is what she told them.

Posted by: The Forthright Bob Mueller at September 26, 2018 07:13 AM (oVJmc)

919 So Ford submitted 4 names of people who corroborate her story. Though these people are from after 2012 and not any time before.

Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM (labbd)


It's called hear say is totally FUBAR
Although I did hear she was the oral queen of Maryland

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:13 AM (m8J9w)

920 879


By a professional.



https://tinyurl.com/yb3jxjbc

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



And then they wonder why Kav got an attorney.

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 06:32 AM (8ikIW)

Textbook.

Posted by: Dr Balsy Ford at September 26, 2018 07:14 AM (9dzlp)

921 President of South Korea has positive things to say about Trump whom he considers a friend:

https://tinyurl.com/y9mclb4s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:12 AM (AllCR)


President of South Korea is a commie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:14 AM (m8J9w)

922 Although I did hear she was the oral queen of Maryland

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:13 AM (m8J9w)

And a nasty case of blue crabs.

Posted by: Miklos, no terrapin he at September 26, 2018 07:15 AM (zCyNd)

923 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:14 AM (m8J9w)

Better than the leader of North Korea

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:15 AM (AllCR)

924 "I think so, too. Expect the MSM will change the subject now. They lost.








Posted by: ALH"

If they start complaining about how the esteemed Dr. Ford was swift-boated by Republicans it is a sure sign it is over.





Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2018 06:59 AM---

It's over and the dems lost. Our local leaning lefty newspaper ran three editorials this morning ripping WiFi, the dems and the stupid protestors apart.


All three editorials called for a vote.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:16 AM (JUOKG)

925 Joe speaks!

https://dailycaller.com/2018/09/25/biden-fbi-report-clarence-thomas/

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2018 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

926 I heard from reliable sources that Edsel's 2 kids look a lot like bill clinton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:16 AM (m8J9w)

927 "So Ford submitted 4 names of people who corroborate her story. Though these people are from after 2012 and not any time before.



Posted by: Myriad Jack"

She told no one, showed no sign of an attack and nobody saw anything, according to he own version . Any 4 random strangers off the street could corroborate this.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2018 07:17 AM (MxEKc)

928 President of South Korea is a commie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:14 AM (m8J9w)

He's the one who promised to create jobs by taxing the wealthy.

Not sure how that is supposed to work...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2018 07:17 AM (wYseH)

929 I heard from reliable sources that Edsel's 2 kids look a lot like bill clinton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:16 AM (m8J9w)

Unlike Clinton's kid?

Posted by: Miklos, insert Chubbles joke here at September 26, 2018 07:18 AM (zCyNd)

930 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:14 AM (m8J9w)

Better than the leader of North Korea

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:15 AM (AllCR)


Not so sure...We konw who and what the dear leader of North Korea is...it's the insidious cancers inside your body that are the most dangerous

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:18 AM (m8J9w)

931 Hearsay evidence is the best kind.

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 07:18 AM (3HNOQ)

932 Will this Kavanaugh charade finally be over or while the woman of mystery CBF show up after Kav gives his statement and demand to speak? I say she should be checked for ID. I think they'll have an actress. I am hoping that she doesn't attend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:19 AM (AllCR)

933 Hearsay evidence is the best kind.

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 07:18 AM (3HNOQ

No evidence is even better

Posted by: Comrade Stalin at September 26, 2018 07:19 AM (m8J9w)

934 What is your relationship with President Trump?

Well, I am the President of South Korea and he is the President of the United States.

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 07:21 AM (3HNOQ)

935 Hillary had an illegal server set up in her home.


Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 07:08 AM

---

hillary's attorney to this day still has copies of that server data in his office.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:22 AM (JUOKG)

936 He's the one who promised to create jobs by taxing the wealthy.

Not sure how that is supposed to work...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Must be a way. We got a D gubernatorial candidate in Illinois running on that platform

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

937 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme is sexist says Sweden. What's Swedish for "Bofa"?

Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2018 07:23 AM (UdKB7)

938 I read on Instapundit yesterday that Trump rescinded his declassification order Friday.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM

I'd bet Rosenpenis showed up to resign and Trump told him he wouldn't accept the resignation because redaction would expose Rod for what he was. I'd bet PDTS offered Rosenpenis a deal he couldn't refuse.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2018 07:23 AM (NDcnw)

939 About Edsel

Her own immediate family doesnt appear to be backing her up, either. Her mother, father and two siblings are all conspicuously absent from a letter of support released by a dozen relatives, mostly on her husbands side of the family.

The letter attests to her honesty and integrity. Why didnt her parents and brothers sign the letter? a congressional source familiar with the investigation wondered.

Me smellith a rat here

Posted by: Comrade Stalin at September 26, 2018 07:24 AM (m8J9w)

940 Good morning deplorables. On my second cup, chilly morning. Had to put on socks. Good to see the ont horde is trying to top 1000 comments. Be of good cheer.

Posted by: colfax mingo at September 26, 2018 07:24 AM (tCvhJ)

941 I read on Instapundit yesterday that Trump rescinded his declassification order Friday.



Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:11 AM



I'd bet Rosenpenis showed up to resign and Trump told him he
wouldn't accept the resignation because redaction would expose Rod for
what he was. I'd bet PDTS offered Rosenpenis a deal he couldn't refuse.


Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2018 07:23 AM

---

Uh Trump hasn't talked privately with rosenstein he has been at the UN all week.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM (JUOKG)

942 I heard from reliable sources that Edsel's 2 kids look a lot like bill clinton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:16

You ever see the Beltway School 2016 picture?

https://c___8.ibsrv.net/g___/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/700x468
/80-billskids1_7fb4a49ace1b7ab7cf1ae6089dfc026748ed5c83.jpg

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM (URwyc)

943 Rush was speculating that PDT rescinded because there are things he wants from Britain.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM (f6Na5)

944 she still pushed forward with her bombshell charge, contacting The Washington Post tip line and Democratic lawmakers, while hiring a Democratic activist lawyer. Ford is also a Democrat, as well as an anti-Trump marcher, raising questions about the motive and timing of the allegations along with their veracity.

Ford contends that notes her therapist took in 2012 corroborate her account. But they dont mention Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Comrade Stalin at September 26, 2018 07:26 AM (m8J9w)

945 In another inconsistency, Ford told The Washington Post she was upset when Trump won in 2016, because Kavanaugh was mentioned as a Supreme Court pick. But Kavanaugh wasnt added to Trumps list of possibles until November 2017, a full year later.

Posted by: Comrade Stalin at September 26, 2018 07:27 AM (m8J9w)

946 I heard from reliable sources that Edsel's 2 kids look a lot like bill clinton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:16

You ever see the Beltway School 2016 picture?

https://tinyurl.com/BeltwaySchoolPic

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 07:28 AM (URwyc)

947 THEN WHO WAS PENIS

Posted by: Deborah Ramirez's Medulla at September 26, 2018 07:29 AM (zCyNd)

948 Uh Trump hasn't talked privately with rosenstein he has been at the UN all week.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM (JUOKG)

-------

According to Instapundit they met last Friday and Trump rescinded his declassify order.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:30 AM (r/iWu)

949 Sean Spicier...

Any chance Debbie Ramirez hasn't washed her cheek in 35 years to preserve the DNA from Kavanaughs penis?

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)

950 Guten morten, Hordevolk! Up early because my mom's neck surgery is today (around her 20th surgery overall) and I need to keep my dad company/keep an eye out for the surgeon while he naps.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (XKZwp)

951 Good morning, Horde. While we wait for J.J., check out this stellar -- and I do mean stellar -- collection of memes from Woodsterman. Brace yourself for the last one. It's a hospital photo of Keith Ellison's GF.

http://bit.ly/21W9s4w

Posted by: SandyCheeks at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (q9uwj)

952 He he he he. You think this Ford woman might be a little "tetched?"

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (3HNOQ)

953 keep an eye out for the surgeon while he naps.
Posted by: pookysgirl

The surgeon is going to nap?!?!. Time for some horde Coffee...

Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 07:33 AM (8ikIW)

954 Uh Trump hasn't talked privately with rosenstein he has been at the UN all week.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM

Apparently , he an PDTS had a conversation on Monday. I don't know if it was at the White House or just a telecon. Either way, I'd bet a dollar, even if I made your kind of money that PDTS made him a deal he couldn't refuse.

https://tinyurl.com/y96xzv65

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2018 07:34 AM (NDcnw)

955 Brace yourself for the last one. It's a hospital photo of Keith Ellison's GF.




http://bit.ly/21W9s4w


Posted by: SandyCheeks at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (q9uwj)

Eeeesh. She's lucky she didn't lose that eye.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 07:34 AM (XKZwp)

956 More evidence YT is on Team Satan. They refuse to take down "how-to" videos of desecration of consecrated Catholic hosts. If you'd like to sign the petition, it's here.

http://bit.ly/2NGn7RS

Posted by: SandyCheeks at September 26, 2018 07:35 AM (q9uwj)

957 The surgeon is going to nap?!?!. Time for some horde Coffee...



Posted by: Bruce at September 26, 2018 07:33 AM (8ikIW)


Maybe that's why my mom's surgeries take so long!

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 07:35 AM (XKZwp)

958 Annoyingly adorable animal picture of the day for the cat people-

https://tinyurl.com/y7n8q8zh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:36 AM (AllCR)

959 > Stop fat-shaming me!!
> Posted by: Sen Murkowski at September 26, 2018 01:10 AM (feaxc)

She has many problems, but she's not fat. Has a pretty hot little body for a woman of her age, in fact.

Source: have seen her in a one-piece bathing suit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 07:36 AM (TM5Iv)

960 Uh Trump hasn't talked privately with rosenstein he has been at the UN all week.



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:25 AM



Apparently , he an PDTS had a conversation on Monday. I don't know
if it was at the White House or just a telecon. Either way, I'd bet a
dollar, even if I made your kind of money that PDTS made him a deal he
couldn't refuse.



https://tinyurl.com/y96xzv65


Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2018 07:34 AM

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Missed that. Must have been on the phone and Trump doesn't fire people on the phone, he does it in person.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:37 AM (JUOKG)

961 Annoyingly adorable animal picture of the day for the cat people-

https://tinyurl.com/y7n8q8zh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:36 AM (AllCR)

That's almost a "come hither" look...

Posted by: pre-caffeinated Miklos at September 26, 2018 07:37 AM (zCyNd)

962 Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 07:31 AM (XKZwp)

What's going on with your mom, that's she's having so many surgeries? I will pray for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:38 AM (AllCR)

963
The 'Obama Economy' is doing so well after he left office I wish he'd left office 8 years earlier.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 07:38 AM (URwyc)

964 {{{MisHum}}}

'Morning, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at September 26, 2018 07:39 AM (AzV8L)

965 Posted by: pre-caffeinated Miklos at September 26, 2018 07:37 AM (zCyNd)

It think that's why the cat is referred to as a "supermodel". Supermodels are good at that sort of thing!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:40 AM (AllCR)

966 Morning, all.

93 days to go.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 26, 2018 07:40 AM (kqsXK)

967 Missed that. Must have been on the phone and Trump doesn't fire people on the phone, he does it in person.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:37 AM (JUOKG)

Wapo reports that Rosie offered to resign if Trump doesn't "denigrate" him (which has gotta be racist right there). I.e., be nice to me and I'll go quietly and open up the Deputy AG slot.

Much speculation is that Trump's response was no and hell no, you stay where you are, and clean up the mess you made. Then we'll talk.

Posted by: pre-caffeinated Miklos at September 26, 2018 07:41 AM (zCyNd)

968 You know what makes me roll my eyes about Debbie Ramirez?. They get some photographer to take a picture with her wearing no makeup with a plaintive look on her face, as if 36 years later she's still traumatized by this. Only dolts, LIF and people who want to be conned don't know this is a fake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:42 AM (AllCR)

969 dunno if this will show up in the MR, but look.at Kazakhstan -
ready to start chemical castration of convicted pedophiles

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8eq2y8g

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 26, 2018 07:43 AM (dMvl+)

970 JJ up!

Posted by: pre-caffeinated Miklos at September 26, 2018 07:43 AM (zCyNd)

971 Looking up "tetched" in my 1992 PDR...

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 26, 2018 07:44 AM (RuIsu)

972 re: The come-hither kitty.

I'd hit it.

Posted by: creeper's one-eyed Ace at September 26, 2018 07:50 AM (AzV8L)

Early Night Open Thread

Only two more days before Christine Blasey Ford does not testify before the Senate.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:49 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (xEuHL)

2 Open!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (I16G8)

3 first

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (AMIL/)

4 So, non-testimony about a non-assault. Seems legit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

5 Nice nood, Princess.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (5jVnA)

6 oh, drats!

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (AMIL/)

7 This is going to get out of hand.
Can't let the horde comment unsupervised.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (oYD2h)

8 /tranny sock

I guess it was just a phase.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (xEuHL)

9 Does Vegas have odds on whether or not she testifies? I'm going with no. They've played this out as far as they can.

Posted by: windbag at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (m26tZ)

10 The only rule Demoncrats play by is :

"We win, you die."

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (jlHSA)

11 I don't think she will. All her demands will not be met. And she doesn't even get to say "Gentlemen, I give you the F.B.I"

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (gEvQ8)

12 Gots to get my wife the Ford does not testify gift. Thinking either fake rolex or getting her Miata wrapped in camo!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

13 Herr Durr. Muh Axe Wound.

Posted by: Dr. Ford at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (k2d6x)

14 12 Gots to get my wife the Ford does not testify gift. Thinking either fake rolex or getting her Miata wrapped in camo!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

12-pack of Shiner Bock.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (jlHSA)

15 MUH VUHGINUH! MUH 'BORSHUNS!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

16 12. Matching track suits. Adibas or you can spring for deluxe edition from weslav.com.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (fA1SL)

17 Balsy will never testify under oath nor make a complaint to law enforcement.'''

Two weeks from Friday, it will be like she never existed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (9dzlp)

18 So, non-testimony about a non-assault. Seems legit.
Posted by: Insomniac


See, not testifying about not assault is exactly the same as testifying about assault. That's how double negatives work. Therefore, guilty! QED!

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (P1f+c)

19 I have to work 2AM-4 tonight in another city. I'm debating whether to go nap until midnight or watch the rest of The Commuter and just power through.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

20 So any good movies out?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)

21 12 Gots to get my wife the Ford does not testify gift. Thinking either fake rolex or getting her Miata wrapped in camo!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

Get some white painter's tape and Abibas-ize the Miata.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

22 Does Vegas have odds on whether or not she testifies? I'm going with no. They've played this out as far as they can.
Posted by: windbag at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (m26tZ)

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predictit.org. You can place your bet there.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (I16G8)

23 Ford is still hiding in the closet, Would you testify under oath if you didn't have to ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (+g41/)

24 12-pack of Shiner Bock.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (jlHSA)

mucho Tejas gift!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (JFO2v)

25 Kavanaugh should think about suing her. Unlike Avenatti, she's probably got some $$. Her house in CA is reported to be worth $3.3 million.

And discovery would probably be very interesting.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (fqUgw)

26 12 Gots to get my wife the Ford does not testify gift. Thinking either fake rolex or getting her Miata wrapped in camo!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)


A few beer bongs and a pecker in the face?


Posted by: Benjamin Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (5jVnA)

27 Gidget is Gonzo?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (YpRda)

28 OK. We are not amused.
3 or 4 great willowed posts today.

Posted by: Willowed JAS at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (3HNOQ)

29 I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (GHwQU)

30 Next play in the Deimoscr@p perjury book... they will have a stand in for Ford to give her testimony.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (BjF7B)

31 16 12. Matching track suits. Adibas or you can spring for deluxe edition from weslav.com.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (fA1SL)

thinking of that make me harder than left turn at the mall.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (JFO2v)

32 So any good movies out?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)

Nope. Not a one.

Been a long dry and it ain't getting better.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (xPJvm)

33 I don't know about good movies, but Tim Allen was punching his former network in the nuts in TV commercial for Last Man Standing.

I might have to watch the show just to see how many nut shots he takes at them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (9dzlp)

34 21. How to Slav your Car

https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

35 Seriously hoping that people like Schumer, Gillibrand, and Blumenthal all get accused with some vague charge. Then they start screaming that they are innocent until proven guilty. Nah, Brah, you made the rules, now you must live by them. F*ckers.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (gEvQ8)

36 See, not testifying about not assault is exactly the same as testifying about assault. That's how double negatives work. Therefore, guilty! QED!



Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (P1f+c)

Hey, you're good!

Posted by: Dormy Staniels at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (5jVnA)

37 Kavanaugh should think about suing her. Unlike Avenatti, she's probably got some $$. Her house in CA is reported to be worth $3.3 million.


I can really see Kav and Thomas getting together on a review of a Sullivan v. NYTimes case.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

38 no, the movies are all lousy.

Smallfoot might approach 'watchable' but I'd have to see that in Cinebarre or redbox.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (N1ZXu)

39 gainnzz thread?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (dMvl+)

40 Boy Howdy, Horde!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (2sCft)

41 Get some white painter's tape and Abibas-ize the Miata.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

Like a cheap vette Zed 06 I get it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (JFO2v)

42 Camo wrap a Miata, one 'ette I know of just might take offense at that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (BjF7B)

43 Although I think Actual Malice and Reckless Disregard could get him the win even now. Certainly Judge should be suing everyone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

44 Kavanaugh should think about suing her. Unlike Avenatti, she's probably got some $$. Her house in CA is reported to be worth $3.3 million.

And discovery would probably be very interesting.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM

---------------

As a public figure, Kav can't. But the other named guy, Mark Judge, sure as hell could.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (I16G8)

45 Ayaan Hirsi Ali: I got my clitoris cut off as a small child and have become a fierce critic of islam, facing daily death threats from about 1 billion people worldwide.

Christine Blasey Ford: I don't want no mean men asking me questions.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (xEuHL)

46 can Avenatti prove that he never went into those dirty books stores in Times Square NYC pre Giuliani? We know... ok, we heard about what went on in those places.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (UFyv9)

47 Kav's FBI background check included time at YALE and found....

nothing.

https://tinyurl.com/ydhjdrwz

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (MAstk)

48 34 21. How to Slav your Car

https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

Blin power!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

49 The 100th launch of the Ariane 5 rocket was a success, deploying two communications satellites.

The launch was scheduled for 5:53 pm EDT. I figured I probably didn't have time to get home from work so I stayed there after closing to watch it. The countdown was held at T-1:34 due to a problem with one of the ground radars, so I had to sit there for another half hour before they started the clock again.

This caused a delay in starting my post-work drinking. Happily, things are back to normal now.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

50 Schehezerade has got nuthin' on Edsel.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (2NqXo)

51 29 I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.
_____________

Yes, it's good to have a real American as president again, after 8 years of that insufferable Kenyan metrosexual ponce and his anti-American, "citizen of the world" globalist bullshit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fqUgw)

52 I have the hives.

Posted by: Ballsey Volvo at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (Tyii7)

53 48. Behold! Blyat-Mobil

https://youtu.be/gGjGtLlD5AU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)

54 "So on this clown doll Ms Daniels please show the jury where Avanetti touched you."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (BjF7B)

55 ...and the piles.

Posted by: Ballsey Volvo at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (Tyii7)

56 14 12 Gots to get my wife the Ford does not testify gift. Thinking either fake rolex or getting her Miata wrapped in camo!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

Last time I lost a bet to Mrs. REDACTED, she got a Honda Foreman out of me. It was a tough loss but I accepted the consequences.

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (+g41/)

57 Redbox - Tag was fun

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (dMvl+)

58 "Incoming Planned Parenthood President Admits she has acquired the final Infinity Stone."

Babylon Bee has some funny stuff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (xPJvm)

59 How to Slav your Car

https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

------------

Removing half of all bolts and screws should do it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (I16G8)

60 34 21. How to Slav your Car

https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

I am going for carpet but no backseat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (JFO2v)

61 Trump Train is real. Avenatti rape train not real.

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (Y274z)

62 We should have a 'Things I am Not Going to Do While Not Watching CBF Not Testify Thread', tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (ulnyS)

63 But imagine how many days of non-testimony we will have!

Days and days of no stories of her non-victimization at the hand of someone who doesn't exist and the trauma she suffered from this non-abuse!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (oVJmc)

64 Honestly, why is Christine Ford afraid to testify?

Does she really think she's going to be prosecuted for perjury? Doesn't she know that the Deep State only does that to Republicans?

She could go up there and say she's been chained in Kavanaugh's basement and not one prosector would touch a hair on her head.

I really am amazed she's chickening out when everyone already knows this is just kabuki.

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (UfkIY)

65
I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.
Posted by: Ben Had


Liberal Charles Lane was on the Fox all star panel and said he was ashamed and pined for Obama.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (IqV8l)

66 She's still gone. She was the last love of my life, I feel certain. And she's not here.

MisHum has full permission to delete this comment.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (l9m7l)

67

A few beer bongs and a pecker in the face?




Posted by: Benjamin Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (5jVnA)


ahh, the good old days..

Posted by: Dr. "Skank" Ford at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (UsCnO)

68 It would be so much cooler if brett Kavanaugh's wife was named Sally Ann.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (ulnyS)

69 Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. I just saw on Twitter some fratmate of his called him out for being a liar, because when Kavanaugh joined their frat as a freshman he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)

70 11 I don't think she will. All her demands will not be met. And she doesn't even get to say "Gentlemen, I give you the F.B.I"

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (gEvQ


I can see this scenario: She shows up and reads her oh-so-carefully-scripted statement. She gives a scripted reply to the scripted questions from the D's. But for every question asked by the R's or their lawyer, Ford's lawyer will object on some grounds and argue with Grassley as long as possible to burn time, and ultimately say she advises her client to not answer the (unfair or bullying or inappropriate or whatever) question. And Ford stays mute until the next R question is eventually asked. Repeat as needed. I doubt there's a serious risk of Ford or the lawyer being charged with contempt of Congress.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (AMIL/)

71 I have a theory now why sometimes my head hurts when I wake up, UNLESS I sleep sitting up.
Apparently lying down increases the pressure of fluids (whether blood or other fluids) in the head.
I'm just gonna hafta get a wedge pillow or something.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (dMvl+)

72 Ha! A newspaper is suing to get Keith Ellison's sealed divorce records.

About time one of them got the Obama Unsealed Divorce Reocrds treatment.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (//voU)

73 Blumenthal having the vapors over teenagers drinking beer is the epitome of how nonsensical our Senate has become.

Posted by: Ever at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (dXn35)

74 June the 4th, 1973, was much like any other summer's day in Peterborough, and Ralph Melish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when... (da dum!) Nothing happened! (dum dum da dum) Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Melish looked down. But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was *no* severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing. Not a sausage. For Ralph Melish, this was *not* to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor any web of lies, which would, had he been not uninvolved, surely have led him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (yQpMk)

75 As a public figure, Kav can't. But the other named guy, Mark Judge, sure as hell could.
_____________

Public figures can sue for defamation, they're just held to a higher standard of proof (clear and convincing evidence of actual malice).

That's why I said discovery would be interesting. There had to be some actual malice that motivated Dr. Crazy-Ford to do this. Did it have to do with her lefty politics, or some unrequited high school love for Brett, or her work with abortion pill manufacturers, or what?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (fqUgw)

76 Tucker going full Witch Trial Comedy on the Kavanaugh Farce.

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (953wK)

77 Hey Cave Johnson, go back to spelunking Shep's poop chute with a speculum.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (BjF7B)

78 69 Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. I just saw on Twitter some fratmate of his called him out for being a liar, because when Kavanaugh joined their frat as a freshman he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)

Said her boobs felt like bags of sand.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

79 ''I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.''

The shit show in DC overshadowed his speech. Another thing that makes me furious.

Posted by: Tuna at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (jm1YL)

80 53 48. Behold! Blyat-Mobil

https://youtu.be/gGjGtLlD5AU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)

Cheeki breeki!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

81 20 So any good movies out?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)

Waiting patiently for October 2019 for Joaquin Phoenix's playing The Joker (origin story).

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (k2d6x)

82 >>29 I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.

I ordered a large order of Freedom Fries to celebrate.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (r9UYA)

83 he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

The "girl" was actually a lumberjack (cue Monty Python song).

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (3C9q2)

84 "Only two more days before Christine Blasey Ford does not testify before the Senate"
And I haven't even started my shopping yet.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (UFgOG)

85 The Crucible on Tucker...so true

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (hECVl)

86 Recuse!

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (/8RAd)

87 CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!CPL! CPL! CPL! CPL!

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (TUU1F)

88 Looking at a picture of Avanetti.


Shouldn't he wear a turbin, to hide his circumcision marks?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (UsCnO)

89 Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)

Said her boobs felt like bags of sand.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

I saw a picture of her. She is very pretty. I like her bangs.

Posted by: Pedro Sanchez at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (xPJvm)

90 Blumenthal having the vapors over teenagers drinking beer is the epitome of how nonsensical our Senate has become.
Posted by: Ever

Sen Stolen Valor would be the perfect person to ask Ford about her nonevent, him being the expert and all.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (xEuHL)

91 Hiya

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (cJ6RQ)

92 Don Jr and Kim in MT tonight.

Pence to MT next week.

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (MAstk)

93 Just saw Chris Coons on Fox. I know him and worked with him for years.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (9LOJs)

94 Mixin' movie memes like a mofo!

Posted by: Pedro Sanchez at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (xPJvm)

95 80 53 48. Behold! Blyat-Mobil

https://youtu.be/gGjGtLlD5AU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)

Cheeki breeki!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

The Adidas bag in the back lol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI)

96 There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.

mmmmkay

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)

97 She's not going to testify. She may show and read a statement of some sort, but then have a template response from her lawyer about self-incrimination, or injustice of her as victim being tortured by patriarchal manifestations of government, or some other squirrel.

But she will not put herself in further legal jeopardy by committing further to her series of lies. She also would be wholly unprepared to face questioning about associations/exchanges made with the political team recently assembled around her as well. And this is what might force her attorneys' hands to sit this one out, too, because their political positioning will be exposed in a hugely public forum.

Ford et al. wants the focus on Kavanaugh; they desperately want to avoid the focus being on her and her hacktivists. This political spectacle can backfire and they are finally realizing it because the GOP has been forced to get some spine.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (6eEQ+)

98 Days and days of no stories of her non-victimization at the hand of someone who doesn't exist and the trauma she suffered from this non-abuse!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


If we are going into full LARP fantasy we might as well have a Pathfinder 2.0 thread.

Paizo are doing a playtest of what they got so far, but with a spin - it's public. For those interested you can already buy the materials
tinyurl.com/y7j9jebs

Personally I am not interested because, of course, Paizo have SJWed it up:

Ancestry Replacing Race (& Goblin PCs)
When creating a character using the playtest rules, the first step is to select your ancestry (which used to be called race). Pathfinder has done well with using inclusive language and providing having LGBTQ+ iconic characters and NPCs in their adventures.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (N1ZXu)

99 Off sock

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (xPJvm)

100 TuCa kicks off with a Crucible cut - Crucible being the libs favorite allegory about false accusations being taken in faith.

It's ironic because the Crucible was about about false accusations against commie POSs, now its the commie POSs make the accusations.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (1g7ch)

101 But it was not to be. Ralph Melish reached his office in Dullsells Street in Peterborough, at 9:05 a.m., exactly the same time as he usually got in!

Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only 4 weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny but tell-tale blood stains on Mr. Melish's clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr. Melish's behaviour that whole morning. Nor the next morning. Nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked for that firm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

102 I am still thinking she is a go, might be going down in flames but in a live hearing anything could happen, 1 badly worded question , 1 You can't handle the Truth, who can say? But if it turns out bad for Kavanaugh she is a Leftist hero, bad for her she is just a footnote.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (T4oHT)

103 Ooh I want the Christine ford action play set for Christmas!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (dNzKv)

104 Canadian girls are really easy because the government pays for their birth control!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

105 96 There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.

mmmmkay

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)

Wait, being drunk a lot isn't going to suddenly become a problem, is it?

Because that could be a problem for a friend of mine.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (4ErVI)

106 Hoping that she doesn't show up, but I still believe that if such a person really exists they could always send an actress in her place to do a little crying routine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (AllCR)

107 She's not going to testify. She may show and read a statement of some sort, but then have a template response from her lawyer about self-incrimination, or injustice of her as victim being tortured by patriarchal manifestations of government, or some other squirrel.

But she will not put herself in further legal jeopardy by committing further to her series of lies. She also would be wholly unprepared to face questioning about associations/exchanges made with the political team recently assembled around her as well. And this is what might force her attorneys' hands to sit this one out, too, because their political positioning will be exposed in a hugely public forum.

Ford et al. wants the focus on Kavanaugh; they desperately want to avoid the focus being on her and her hacktivists. This political spectacle can backfire and they are finally realizing it because the GOP has been forced to get some spine.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at S




won't her opening statement be sworn?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

108 Check out the beta male on TuCa

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MIvRT)

109 It seems the fair maiden has even more requests of the evil GOP knave in the senate.

Posted by: IC at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (4lu7W)

110 Don Jr and Kim also in ND today.

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (MAstk)

111 Being drunk is a disqualifier?

At last the Kennedy clan will be knocked out of politics!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (BjF7B)

112 Sen Stolen Valor would be the perfect person to ask Ford about her nonevent, him being the expert and all.
________________

Yeah, they can compare notes on how her sexual attack from Kavanaugh occurred at the same time as his military service in Vietnam under heavy artillery attack.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (fqUgw)

113 32 So any good movies out?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)


Zulu always works for me.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (59GGI)

114 Canadian girls are really easy because the government pays for their birth control!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

But their cries of "Oh, fuckin' Eh right bud!" are off-putting.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (xEuHL)

115 103 Ooh I want the Christine ford action play set for Christmas!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (dNzKv)

it's part of this collection

https://youtu.be/r4OXikot7Ow

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (dMvl+)

116 Waiting for grammie to predict the outcome of the Cubs game tonight (rain delay at the moment)-- it it's a W and the Rockies lose, the Cubs win the NL Central.

Yeah, baseball can be a therapeutic distraction from the shitshow in the Swamp.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (3C9q2)

117 It's the Truth not an accusation of you bear the Mark of Gimli.

Posted by: Dr. Ford at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (k2d6x)

118 FenelonSpoke, see my #30

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (BjF7B)

119 As a public figure, Kav can't. But the other named guy, Mark Judge, sure as hell could.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (I16G

Well, he could sue her. But IMO, Kavanaugh believes in freedom of speech and the Constitution (just a minor thing to lefties nowadays) WAY too much to revisit Sullivan.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (Z48ZB)

120 I would pay to see ford on TuCa.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (dNzKv)

121 20 So any good movies out?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)

-------

Don't know about the movie but Mandy trailer is metal as hell.

https://tinyurl.com/y7tk7ap9

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (/8RAd)

122 105 96 There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.

mmmmkay

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)


That was my strategy in college. Didn't work getting girls.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (59GGI)

123 Another day in the neighborhood.

Let's go visit our nice neighbor, Mr. Avenatti. Shall we, children? Nice Mr. Harry Reid is buying ice cream!

Posted by: Mr. Miklos' Neighborhood at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (zCyNd)

124 I wish Vince Flynn was still with us and weiting Rapp thrillers. The news is so full of good potential plots.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee guy at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (MLfDH)

125 108. He actually said there's 2 credible accusers and even said Michael Avenatti is "teasing" a third and so a pattern has been established


Dude, have you been in planet earth today?

Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (3CFdj)

126 I have a feeling that Graham was being blackmailed by McCain. It sounds exactly like I would expect McCain to operate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (lIehW)

127 We should have a 'Things I am Not Going to Do While Not Watching CBF Not Testify Thread', tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (ulnyS)

++++
I'm not going to stick any private parts into a live light socket while not watching no testimony. Nope, wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (2sCft)

128 Voter Mom, perhaps the whole scheiss circus could get lost in those woods.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (BjF7B)

129 My friend has two dogs I'll call 'Nacho' and 'Consuela.' She loves Nacho, thinks he can do no wrong, and blames all naughtiness on Consuela.

Now, I like both dogs, but prefer Consuela, so I always defend her against my friend's baseless accusations and heavy-handed enforcement of biased, arbitrary, and capricious rules.

My defense of this dog for crimes like ripping up trash, in the Supreme Court of the Back Yard, makes me a better attorney than Avenatti.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (Sbb4A)

130 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (BjF7B)

Man, if I only had blonde hair and was a littlle younger I could make a living as a CBF stand in.

Do they check IDs?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (AllCR)

131 won't her opening statement be sworn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

Yes, and her statement of testimony, too, I think. That is why none of these things exist.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (Z48ZB)

132 90
Blumenthal having the vapors over teenagers drinking beer is the epitome of how nonsensical our Senate has become.

Posted by: Ever



Sen Stolen Valor would be the perfect person to ask Ford about her nonevent, him being the expert and all.
--------------------------------
That's not the way we drank beer after a firefight in the Battle of Khe Sanh, or after the Tet Offensive.


No, siree, that isn't how we did it in 'Nam!

Battle of Khe Sanh

Posted by: Commander "Dick" Blumenthal at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (UsCnO)

133
Check out the beta male on TuCa
Posted by: Iasonas


I found Waldo!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (IqV8l)

134 >>>Does she really think she's going to be prosecuted for perjury?<<<


Hah! The only thing that fucking dirtbag, Eric Holder, got was contempt.

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (Z9C5C)

135 At least the scum who harassed Ted Cruz last night did not include the owner of Fiola Restaurant itself, am I right? Does anyone here know for sure?

Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)

136 NTers flipping due to attacks on Kav?

https://tinyurl.com/yckjddka

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (MAstk)

137 I'm going to not see a matinee of the new Marvel Movie while I'm not watching CBF not testify.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (ulnyS)

138 128 Voter Mom, perhaps the whole scheiss circus could get lost in those woods.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (BjF7B)

Black Philip know where they are

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (dMvl+)

139 She will not show.

Posted by: Willowed JAS at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (3HNOQ)

140 She may show and read a statement of some sort, but then have a template response from her lawyer about self-incrimination, or injustice of her as victim being tortured by patriarchal manifestations of government, or some other squirrel.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

So. The Lois Lerner strategy.

Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (rhXTS)

141 " Not calling for him to lose his job"
I mean seriously - ITS NOT JUST A LOST JOB.
Kavanaugh now has "sexual freak predator" tattooed on his forehead and his wife and kids have to live with the garbage talk about Dad for the rest of their lives.

They are minimizing what they did to Judge Barnes. And Judge Kavanaugh.
They should all be fucking sued into the dirt.

Fuck these people.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (CZWkx)

142 There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.


So....

....what were HER drinking habits?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

143 135 At least the scum who harassed Ted Cruz last night did not include the owner of Fiola Restaurant itself, am I right? Does anyone here know for sure?
Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)

Too bad he didn't have a Brute Squad with him.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

144 Also, I'm going to not shave my balls.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (ulnyS)

145 FenelonSpoke, maybe Cory Booker will next claim that he is really CBF... blond wig and really fake boobs...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)

146 Have a little faith. I'm sure she'll show up and spill her guts.

Posted by: Alice at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (6Zmow)

147 144 Also, I'm going to not shave my balls.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (ulnyS)

I won't shave my legs, either.

Posted by: Barb at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (6Zmow)

148 ....what were HER drinking habits?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

drunk as a skunk
high as a kite

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (dMvl+)

149 145 FenelonSpoke, maybe Cory Booker will next claim that he is really CBF... blond wig and really fake boobs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)

More likely, he'll declare himself Lady Godiva and ride into the Senate Chamber nude on horseback.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (jlHSA)

150 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)

Well, I think the popping eyes would be an asset in looking indignant and alarmed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (AllCR)

151 There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.

Let's take a look at his political donations, shall we. I going to guess that he's not a big Trump fan.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (T6t7i)

152 I definitely think the Ted Cruz incident added several points to his eventual Senate victory.

I never believed that race was ever close anyway, just more evidence of polls being used as a weapon.

Guy will win by at least double digits. imo

And I'm not a huge Cruz fan

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (UfkIY)

153 68 It would be so much cooler if brett Kavanaugh's wife was named Sally Ann.[/]

Absolutely

Posted by: Fletch at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (MLfDH)

154 She's still gone. She was the last love of my life, I feel certain. And she's not here.

MisHum has full permission to delete this comment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (l9m7l)


Who is gone Chasm?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (myjNJ)

155

The Senate Judiciary Committee will vote on Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh on Friday morning at 9:30.

This vote will take place a day after Kavanaugh and one of the two women who accused him of sexual misconduct, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, are scheduled to testify in front of the committee, according to Politico.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

156 Those mutherfucker GOPers better not allow Kavanaugh be forced to testify by those prick Dems on the committee.
If Ford does not show, Grassley needs to immediate call for a vote.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (438dO)

157 drunk as a skunk

high as a kite

still thinking
STD free

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (BjF7B)

158 Also, I'm going to not shave my balls.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (ulnyS)


+++++
I'm waiting for no-shave November.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (2sCft)

159 148 ....what were HER drinking habits?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

drunk as a skunk
high as a kite
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (dMvl+)

What's the reaction? Satisfaction!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

160 142 So....

....what were HER drinking habits?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

Enough semen to get her stomach pumped twice a week.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (jlHSA)

Posted by: Fletch at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (MLfDH)

162 151
There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.

Let's take a look at his political donations, shall we. I going to guess that he's not a big Trump fan.


Posted by: pep


Also, did he say that under oath? No? Bite moi.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (T6t7i)

163 >>I won't shave my legs, either.


Ha!


Take THAT Patriarchy!

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (ulnyS)

164 So any good movies out?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)


Bree Larson is RBF, in the new Marvel flick "Earth Dudes are Easy."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)

165 145 FenelonSpoke, maybe Cory Booker will next claim that he is really CBF... blond wig and really fake boobs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)

He's a good boy.

Posted by: Corey's Mom at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (6Zmow)

166
At least the scum who harassed Ted Cruz last night did not include the
owner of Fiola Restaurant itself, am I right? Does anyone here know for
sure?

Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)

Did he call the cops or try to intervene for his customer? No? Then he is complicit.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 08:15 PM (imSgd)

167 It sounds like their willing to smear any one who drank in college as a potential, nay, probable rapist.

The chicken, Democrats. She awaits.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (Sbb4A)

168 I just got back from two weeks of vacation with no connection to the outside world -- it was wonderful.
When I left, Brett Kavanaugh had just killed it in the hearings. By how many vote did he win confirmation? Did I miss anything else?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (WqPYg)

169 Womp womp. Another #metoo scalp falls throw the grubby little hands of the left. Astros closer Roberto Osuna has assault charges dropped in exchange for basically one year's probation.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (lufB/)

170 150
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)



Well, I think the popping eyes would be an asset in looking indignant and alarmed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Also excellent if you're trying to blend in with some goldfish.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (T6t7i)

171 Then he is complicit.

Maybe he told the scum that Cruz was in the restaurant.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (3C9q2)

172 That stomach pumping thing is a real bitch.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (Ol3c7)

173 I'm honestly amazed any "known" Republican goes out to eat in DC.

You really are a target, the place went like 95% for Hillary.

I bet every meal gets spit in even when you're not being harassed.

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (UfkIY)

174 This is an active effort to keep intelligent, functioning non-insane adults from reaching high office.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (CZWkx)

175 170. Blend in? What, you mean like with a cuisinart?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

176 Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (T6t7i)

Assault of the rapey goldfish

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (AllCR)

177 Kav is a hero. I want to do something nice for him, like pet-sitt___, or free art lessons for his kids, or cracking his enemy upside the head with a crowbar.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (S44lC)

178 175 170. Blend in? What, you mean like with a cuisinart?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

Mmmm...goldfish smoothies!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

179 More likely, he'll declare himself Lady Godiva and ride into the Senate Chamber nude on horseback.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (jlHSA)

Will he shave his legs?


Posted by: Daniel at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (6Zmow)

180 I bet every meal gets spit in even when you're not being harassed.



Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (UfkIY)

This.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (imSgd)

181 I agree. Ms. Ford will not show up on Thursday. That mani-pedi appointment is just too pressing to miss for a chat with the US Senate.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (2BPRE)

182 178. Super Bass-o-Matic '76!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)

183 152
I definitely think the Ted Cruz incident added several points to his eventual Senate victory.



I never believed that race was ever close anyway, just more evidence of polls being used as a weapon.



Guy will win by at least double digits. imo



And I'm not a huge Cruz fan

---------------------
little over 1 million total D votes
little over 1.5 million total R votes.
Cruz got a little more than the total of all D votes.

Granted, it was the primary, not the general, but c'mon. Would anybody bet the mortgage payment on those numbers?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO)

184 175
170. Blend in? What, you mean like with a cuisinart?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters


The Bass-O-Matic has many uses.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (T6t7i)

185 I'm gonna drink a lot and then shave my balls. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (Tyii7)

186 Then he is complicit.

Maybe he told the scum that Cruz was in the restaurant.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (3C9q2)

+++++
I'm sure that someone inside the restaurant has to be tipping these stupid ass lunatics off as to when a conservative arrives at the restaurants. Find them and fire them. Or if they are the owners, boycott 'em! F. U. War!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (2sCft)

187 It feels like it should be Thursday night. Is it Thursday night?

*checks*

...no. It's not. Not even close.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (y87Qq)

188 184 175
170. Blend in? What, you mean like with a cuisinart?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

The Bass-O-Matic has many uses.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (T6t7i)

Is XardBass-O-Matic, blyat!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

189 What's the reaction? Satisfaction!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

*spits*

Posted by: Miklos, with the Red Man Reaction at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (zCyNd)

190 Enough semen to get her stomach pumped twice a week.
Posted by: Hikaru

Piker.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (xEuHL)

191 Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)

Saw the Van Scriver trailer review?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (oFsfu)

192 Damn, beat me to it.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (T6t7i)

193 sitting

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (S44lC)

194 Are you ok, BeckoningChasm?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (dMvl+)

195 Grassley is playing like George Costanza's fiancé's parents when he said he was going to the Hamptons.

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (/8RAd)

196 188. Bah! Kitchen appliances are ves htern capitalism! Use rock and bayonet, like a man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (fA1SL)

197 Womp womp. Another #metoo scalp falls throw the grubby little hands of the left. Astros closer Roberto Osuna has assault charges dropped in exchange for basically one year's probation.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (lufB/)


One year's probation doesn't sound like a win, if he didn't do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:20 PM (cY3LT)

198 Tucker - " that was Harvey Weinstein's personal friend, Kirsten Gillibrand..."

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:20 PM (CZWkx)

199 Kirsten Gillibrand even looks like you'd expect a nazi to look like.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:20 PM (1g7ch)

200 Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)

Saw the Van Scriver trailer review?
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (oFsfu)


I would so walk around in a "Go Get Daddy's Belt" t-shirt, if I wasn't too old for such things.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (cY3LT)

201 198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

202 So Gillibrand is uh Gaelic for ficus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (BjF7B)

203 168
I just got back from two weeks of vacation with no connection to the outside world -- it was wonderful.
When
I left, Brett Kavanaugh had just killed it in the hearings. By how many
vote did he win confirmation? Did I miss anything else?


Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (WqPYg)
---------------------------
Yeah, this giant dildo came down from outer space, demanding to be taken to our leader.
Trump told Trudeau to get in line.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (UsCnO)

204 My latest revelation ... "We are NOT a nation of laws"
I haven't really developed this, it just came to me from a burning bush, or a squawking chicken (getting three eggs a day now).

Insert more eloquent Bastiat "The Law" here. But the law is an ass. And having to hire a lawyer from out of town to avoid the local lawyer cabal is not practical. Nor is having to hire a second lawyer to watch the first lawyer, as lawyers always (OK, often) look for opportunities to milk the client to his last dollar, as they racketeer with their guild.

Bonanza, Sky King, Roy Rogers, Silverado ... the old heroes rode in with a gun and destroyed the bad guys, even if they had taken over the government (e.g. DeepState, ChicagoMafia).

We are a people, we are Americana, we are where people avoiding the mafia have come to escape the tyrants. The Law has become Evil's Weapon (see Rosenstein/Mueller/Clintons).

this gets some juices flowing, for those that still have a heart beat.

youtube.com/watch?v=1-kdygA5U_k

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (Cus5s)

205 I bet every meal gets spit in even when you're not being harassed.



Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (UfkIY)

=====
Um ... that's not spit.

Posted by: Derganged Lefty Restauranteur at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (WqPYg)

206 It feels like it should be Thursday night. Is it Thursday night?

*checks*



It might as well be Thursday night. We'll have heard exactly as much from Dr. Blasey by then.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fuK7c)

207 201 198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

So, I have to wonder...

...how the hell did CPL Avenatti NOT get mixed all up in NXIVM?

There's no way a creeper like him wouldn't be.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (jlHSA)

208 My Prediction:

Blasey-Ford refuses to testify out of 'solidarity' with Ramirez.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (Ldr3U)

209
[One year's probation doesn't sound like a win, if he didn't do it.
...

You don't know what you're talking about.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (CZWkx)

210 Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

So who's checking her for tats?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (xEuHL)

211 207. Ask Stormy. She seems to have a brand, doesn't she?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

212 If I was a high-profile conservative, or even just a garden-variety Republican, I don't think I would want to eat in any restaurant. I suspect a lot of restaurant employees lean left, especially in the trendier places. I wouldn't trust them.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

213 >>Grassley is playing like George Costanza's fiance's parents when he said he was going to the Hamptons.


I painted my front door an ugly color of green because it was called 'Prickly Pete'!

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (ulnyS)

214 I would so walk around in a "Go Get Daddy's Belt" t-shirt, if I wasn't too old for such things.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (cY3LT)

Skool *tips glass*

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (oFsfu)

215 Um ... that's not spit.

Posted by: Derganged Lefty Restauranteur at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (WqPYg)

It's the secret sauce.

Posted by: Fast Times at Fordmont High at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

216 Edsel has no intention of appearing before the committee under oath or sending a written statement under oath. It's got to be underhanded, malicious, devious, full of slyness and innuendo or by making outrageous claims. It has to make a mockery of our institutions. It has to destroy the life of an innocent man. It has to stop Trump's agenda. The dems can't and won't do it any other way. They ENJOY doing it this way.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (2NqXo)

217 Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (2sCft)

------

Oh yeah... if I had a restaurant, and people started this static, I'd kick them all out, even if it was a Dem congressman. If it turned out one of my employees was involved, I'd lock him in a closet until they promised to dance a soft-shoe for my amusement, and then fire his ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (Sbb4A)

218 OK.... ran my three miles... and its 94 outside... got a Capt. and Coke...

Chicken Fried Steak cooking... will finalize plans for a hot date tomorrow night....


As long as I don't pay attention to politics, life ain't too bad... /smile

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)

219 Zo, 5G is coming, but most phones are not compatible? What kind of travesty is that ???

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

220 My Prediction:

Blasey-Ford refuses to testify out of 'solidarity' with Ramirez.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (Ldr3U)

Pre-predicted, blyat.

Posted by: Miklos, predictor of Things at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (zCyNd)

221 It feels like it should be Thursday night. Is it Thursday night?

*checks*

...no. It's not. Not even close.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (y87Qq)


Every night I go to bed, thinking maybe, just maybe, I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.

Alas... not yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)

222 9 Does Vegas have odds on whether or not she testifies? I'm going with no. They've played this out as far as they can.
Posted by: windbag at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (m26tZ)


Depends on what you mean by "testifies." Shows up? Even money, is my guess. Reads a prepared statement? Also a lead-pipe cinch, IF she shows up.

Answers questions substantively? I make three to one against.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (vnpiz)

223 201
198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM

saw once where it was alleged Stormy Daniels was a NXVIM girl.
Supposedly, the flowerly giant tattoo she has covers up the NXVIM tat.

Somehow, none of this surprises me.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (UsCnO)

224 Every night I go to bed, thinking maybe, just maybe, I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.

Alas... not yet.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)


I am so effing sick of this whole thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (vnpiz)

225 Good evening my pretty pretties.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (kQs4Y)

226 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (2NqXo)


The basis of a Republic, is the rule of law.


The left is doing everything in their power to destroy the rule of Law in America.

Thus de facto overthrowing the Constitution.


They are, Traitors. Pure and Simple.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (NgKpN)

227 223. Degenerates all the way down. It always is.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (fA1SL)

228 It might as well be Thursday night. We'll have heard exactly as much from Dr. Blasey by then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fuK7c)


But I will be one day closer to handing off the on-call phone.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (y87Qq)

229 Gee.. ya know some Yelp reviews concerning food poisoning and detailing projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea after eating in that restaurant that was complicit in the harassing of Cruz might be a fun endeavor..
It is time to fight back..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (438dO)

230 Pre-predicted, blyat.
Posted by: Miklos, predictor of Things at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (zCyNd)


How can you post-predict?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (vnpiz)

231 OK.... ran my three miles... and its 94 outside... got a Capt. and Coke...

Chicken Fried Steak cooking... will finalize plans for a hot date tomorrow night....

As long as I don't pay attention to politics, life ain't too bad... /smile
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
+++++
Sounds like life there at The Villages is agreeing with you. Just watch out for the STD's. I hear they're epidemic down there.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (2sCft)

232 226 The basis of a Republic, is the rule of law.


The left is doing everything in their power to destroy the rule of Law in America.

Thus de facto overthrowing the Constitution.


They are, Traitors. Pure and Simple.
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (NgKpN)

Maxine Waters gave the game away.

"My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (jlHSA)

233 Granted, it was the primary, not the general, but c'mon. Would anybody bet the mortgage payment on those numbers?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO)


Not only that, but there were a lot of us who didn't vote in the primary who will be voting for Cruz in the general.
I don't think things were like that on the D side.

Cruz wins by 10+.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (SRarZ)

234 Umm.. what's up with beckoning chasm?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (myjNJ)

235 229 Gee.. ya know some Yelp reviews concerning food poisoning and detailing projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea after eating in that restaurant that was complicit in the harassing of Cruz might be a fun endeavor..
It is time to fight back..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (438dO)[/i\

The chef makes burgers by slapping the patties into his armpit!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (vnpiz)

236 225 Good evening my pretty pretties.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (kQs4Y)



Are you wearing the Mirror Universe Starfleet uniform?

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (zRwJ/)

237 If I was a high-profile conservative, or even just a garden-variety Republican, I don't think I would want to eat in any restaurant. I suspect a lot of restaurant employees lean left, especially in the trendier places. I wouldn't trust them.

Just wear a Phillies T-shirt and you'll be fine-- they'll figure you're a lovable loser.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (3C9q2)

238 Hello there, Eris.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (y87Qq)

239 I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.


A viable fantasy if you get to bring back at least *some* of what you've learned.

To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (fuK7c)

240 Zo, 5G is coming, but most phones are not compatible? What kind of travesty is that ???
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

-#--------------

A planned strategy to force the purchase of many new, expensive phones.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (I16G8)

241 221
Every night I go to bed, thinking maybe, just maybe, I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)


Actually, I wouldn't want to be 15 again. That wasn't a very good time.

But point taken.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

242 Auscolypr, I have your drink of choice on hand, Good Sir!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (GHwQU)

243 Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (CZWkx)


You make me feel sad...

For Joshua.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (cY3LT)

244 How can you post-predict?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic

Ask Nate Silver.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (xEuHL)

245 231 OK.... ran my three miles... and its 94 outside... got a Capt. and Coke...

Chicken Fried Steak cooking... will finalize plans for a hot date tomorrow night....

As long as I don't pay attention to politics, life ain't too bad... /smile
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
+++++
Sounds like life there at The Villages is agreeing with you. Just watch out for the STD's. I hear they're epidemic down there.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (2sCft


The... village you say?

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (NgKpN)

246 They are, Traitors. Pure and Simple.
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (NgKpN

And yet......There they still are, free as bird, filthy as pig and noisy as a cat in heat.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (oFsfu)

247 My prediction:
Ford shows up..
reads a prepared statement..

cries..
leaves..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (438dO)

248 223 201
198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM

saw once where it was alleged Stormy Daniels was a NXVIM girl.
Supposedly, the flowerly giant tattoo she has covers up the NXVIM tat.

==

NXVIM brand, not tat
but yeah, she once tweeted something like "oops I joined a cult" or something

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (dMvl+)

249 Are you wearing the Mirror Universe Starfleet uniform?
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (zRwJ/)
----
It's at the cleaners. We had a team build exercise on Triskelion.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (kQs4Y)

250 244 Ask Nate Silver.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (xEuHL)

Also known as "Nostradumbass".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (jlHSA)

251 Maxine Waters gave the game away.

"My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (jlHSA)


Shoulda picked our own cotton. Would've saved us a lot of hassle and dead weight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (vnpiz)

252 How can you post-predict?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (vnpiz)

This is MY economy! I built that!!

Posted by: B, Hussein, seer and brilliant ex-post facto economic planner at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (zCyNd)

253 198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM


He was also Austrian - German.
As was somebody else...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (1g7ch)

254 Is Beckoning Chasm okay?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Ldr3U)

255 How can you post-predict?


Comme ca:


The Red Sox are going to turn it around and win in 2004.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (fuK7c)

256 229 Gee.. ya know some Yelp reviews concerning food poisoning and detailing projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea after eating in that restaurant that was complicit in the harassing of Cruz might be a fun endeavor..
It is time to fight back..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (438dO)



Yelp has taken to issuing advisories that "This restaurant has recently been in the news and reviews may actually be about that instead of the quality of food and service." kind of crap.

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (zRwJ/)

257 BurtTC: Well, it's technically a "peace bond." Basically just can't get in contact with the accuser. But I'm hearing they have a kid and she still wants him to be involved as a dad? Anyway compared to getting pilloried it's a win.

And I'll admit I can't say for sure he's innocent but they're so smug about it I'm willing to take his side.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (lufB/)

258 247 My prediction:
Ford shows up..
reads a prepared statement..

cries..
leaves..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (438dO)


I agree. I put that marker down some time ago. No way she answers any substantive questions. No. Way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (vnpiz)

259 251 Shoulda picked our own cotton. Would've saved us a lot of hassle and dead weight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (vnpiz)

And best of all, I never would have been born.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (jlHSA)

260 My poor dear friend moved from LA to Texas just to land in a crazy liberal neighborhood. Her first "welcome to the neighborhood" party was hosted by the woman across the street and her tranny son, and the guests (her new neighbors) proceeded to bash Trump and Cruz all night. My friend and her husband are not shy, did not hold their tongues, and left early.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Z48ZB)

261 253. See? What did I tell you people about Fritz?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (fA1SL)

262 I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.
------------------

A viable fantasy if you get to bring back at least *some* of what you've learned.

To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (fuK7c)


Well hellz yeah. Otherwise, what would have been the point of the dream.

After all, I have some revenges to get.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)

263 Didn't Cruz imply that Trump supporters had it coming in the 2016 Chicago rally or defend Antifa?

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (/8RAd)

264 247 My prediction:
Ford shows up..
reads a prepared statement..

cries..
leaves..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (438dO)

Pulls a Lois Lerner, and then pleads the 5th?


There is Precedent now (F'n cowardly damn Congress critters who didn't arrest her for that).

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (NgKpN)

265 Hi Hogmartin!

Hey, guess whose car died on the way to the dealership?

I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)

266 237
If I was a high-profile conservative, or even just a garden-variety
Republican, I don't think I would want to eat in any restaurant. I
suspect a lot of restaurant employees lean left, especially in the
trendier places. I wouldn't trust them.



Just wear a Phillies T-shirt and you'll be fine-- they'll figure you're a lovable loser.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (3C9q2)

Wear Seattle Mariners gear, and they will feel so sorry for you, they will comp your meal.

Posted by: Venezuela at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (UsCnO)

267 253
He was also Austrian - German.
As was somebody else...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (1g7ch)

Mozart?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (jlHSA)

268 242 Auscolypr, I have your drink of choice on hand, Good Sir!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (GHwQU)

*clink* looking forward to the mome, ty

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (oFsfu)

269 Looks like @fioladc still has no twitter comment on their free admission to the protesters. I suspect they were not seated customers. In a leftist metropolis like DC, I expect no apologies or noticeable loss of revenue over this performance art piece. Still curious what the first response will be.

Posted by: Downcast at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (VWE5i)

270 Sorry I missed the scumbag thread. Ace used alliteration i think. Whatever, it was poetic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (3SzRC)

271 After all, I have some revenges to get.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)

but the bad stuff wouldn't have happened yet
so technically it would be prevenges

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)

272 This is MY economy! I built that!!
Posted by: B, Hussein, seer and brilliant ex-post facto economic planner at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (zCyNd)


You didn't build shit.

Wait - yes, you DID build shit. You just didn't build anything else. You're our own Robert Mugabe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (vnpiz)

273 off socialist sock, the one with holes in it

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (UsCnO)

274 How can you post-predict?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (vnpiz)

--------------

Ask #neverskankles. They seem quite good at it, in their own mind.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (I16G8)

275 254 Is Beckoning Chasm okay?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Ldr3U)


He has sounded depressed lately.

That's just my take on it. He hasn't really said very much.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

276 A viable fantasy if you get to bring back at least *some* of what you've learned.



To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.

Posted by: Bandersnatch



You got that right. I can't have access to teenage girls now, but it isn't like I did when I was 15.

Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (T6t7i)

277 I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)

+++
What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)

278 doing another telephone poll.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (Z48ZB)

279 After all, I have some revenges to get.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)

but the bad stuff wouldn't have happened yet
so technically it would be prevenges
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)


But we have rebukes to administer, now that we've been buked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (vnpiz)

280 A viable fantasy if you get to bring back at least *some* of what you've learned.



To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (fuK7c)


=====

It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

281 What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)


They ... uh ... vibrate a lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (vnpiz)

282 Is da beyoch under oath? No? Fuck her. Means nuttin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (3SzRC)

283 279. Rebukes are best bukes. Reprisals are best prisals.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

284 It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

Yup... things would be WAAYYYYYYY different.

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (NgKpN)

285 It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)


Yep. And to quote the song, I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (vnpiz)

286 What is it with Lesbians and Subarus??

They like to use a stick with four on the floor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

287 Posted by: BurtTC

...
Don't like your own words?
Don't speak them.


Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (CZWkx)

288 Mozart?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (jlHSA)

Did Mozart play piano in Austrian bath houses?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (1g7ch)

289 Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (Z9C5C)

290 260
My poor dear friend moved from LA to Texas just to land in a crazy
liberal neighborhood. Her first "welcome to the neighborhood" party was
hosted by the woman across the street and her tranny son, and the
guests (her new neighbors) proceeded to bash Trump and Cruz all night.
My friend and her husband are not shy, did not hold their tongues, and
left early.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Z48ZB)

I'm speculating that your friend will not be invited to the college football tailgate this Saturday morning.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (UsCnO)

291 Umm.. what's up with beckoning chasm?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (myjNJ)


He mentioned a friend's suicide the other night, but seemed to understand that the "if only I had just done this one thing" feeling is both common (almost universal) and false. That would be my guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (y87Qq)

292 282 Is da beyoch under oath? No? Fuck her. Means nuttin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (3SzRC)


Yep. Not under oath? Doesn't mean shit. It's like listening to the drunk at the end of the bar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (vnpiz)

293 And leave my kid out of it, you lowlife shit.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (CZWkx)

294 I definitely think the Ted Cruz incident added several points to his eventual Senate victory.

None of these stunts are polling well in flyover country.

Posted by: Ellen at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (6Zmow)

295 They ... uh ... vibrate a lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (vnpiz)

Both the four and six cylinder models have an optional "extra" piston.

Posted by: Miklos, shade tree mechanic and lesbian avoider at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (zCyNd)

296 277 I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)

+++
What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)



Subaru had some targeted ads for lesbians. At least that is the story. No clue where you run ads to just go after lesbians though. Lilith Faire?

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (zRwJ/)

297 >>>92 Don Jr and Kim in MT tonight.

it'd be cool if he'd book with the #1 river guide here.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (1YQLC)

298 Ask #neverskankles. They seem quite good at it, in their own mind.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (I16G


Some insist on the negative. Some insist on the positive.

Both are full of shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (DUqif)

299 >>>''I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.''

What happened?

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (q177U)

300 Did Mozart play piano in Austrian bath houses?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (1g7ch)

+++++
Not sure. But I do know from watching "Amadeus" that Mozart liked to fart and giggle a lot.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (2sCft)

301 He has sounded depressed lately.

That's just my take on it. He hasn't really said very much.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (sdi6R)



His comment upstream sounds worrisome, does anyone know how to check on him?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (myjNJ)

302 280
It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)


Yeah, if I could go back to 1980 I'd put every dime I have into Apple and Microsoft stock. I'd even sell my house for cash to buy more stock and live in a motel for awhile.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

303 Hey, guess whose car died on the way to the dealership?

I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)


oooh... nice!

are you sniffing the car right now

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (y87Qq)

304 What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)
---'
I honestly never knew it was a thing until somebody told me here. Apparently Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)

305 There's always room for pudding.

Posted by: Inmate #241 at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (Tyii7)

306 BurtTC: Well, it's technically a "peace bond." Basically just can't get in contact with the accuser. But I'm hearing they have a kid and she still wants him to be involved as a dad? Anyway compared to getting pilloried it's a win.

And I'll admit I can't say for sure he's innocent but they're so smug about it I'm willing to take his side.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (lufB/)


I don't know anything about the story, so I guess if it's what they call here (I don't know about elsewhere) an SIS, then it goes away in a year.

Which I guess is technically probation, but I always think of probation as being with a conviction.

Still and all, I wouldn't want something like that on my record, and those people on my back, if I didn't do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (cY3LT)

307 300 Not sure. But I do know from watching "Amadeus" that Mozart liked to fart and giggle a lot.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (2sCft)

Oh sure, like YOU'VE never had a spontaneous attack of the gigglefarts. *pffft*

Posted by: Mozart at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (jlHSA)

308 >>it'd be cool if he'd book with the #1 river guide here.


I guided a friend of his a couple times before I stopped the whole rent a friend thing. Never took Don out, though.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (ulnyS)

309 237 If I was a high-profile conservative, or even just a garden-variety Republican, I don't think I would want to eat in any restaurant. I suspect a lot of restaurant employees lean left, especially in the trendier places. I wouldn't trust them.

Just wear a Phillies T-shirt and you'll be fine-- they'll figure you're a lovable loser.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (3C9q2)


Wear a MAGA hat, order a meal, and then send it to a table full of liberals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (vnpiz)

310 To be 15 again, would be like Steins Gate, anime, no matter the path, somehow we would end up in the exact same place.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (oFsfu)

311 are you sniffing the car right now
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (y87Qq)
---
Don't judge! Pleather takes me to my happy place!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (kQs4Y)

312 291 Umm.. what's up with beckoning chasm?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (myjNJ)

He mentioned a friend's suicide the other night, but seemed to understand that the "if only I had just done this one thing" feeling is both common (almost universal) and false. That would be my guess.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (y87Qq)


Yes, it is... those of us who have experienced those feelings, can never really shake them.


We will always wonder, 'what, if'.

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NgKpN)

313 To quote Insty, "All they had to do is not act crazy."

The Blue Wave could have happened, and the GOPe would have gone along for the ride. 12 years ago they did it by running the Blue Dogs, pretending to be moderate but then voted the party line.

But no, they gotta be all Psycho to the point that they alienated their allies the GOPe so much that the GOPe is now their worst enemy.

The Chicken Weeps.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (tPFB+)

314 I'm sure a lot of alpha Texans will see how the betas in DC treated a fellow Texan and be more likely to make it to the polls in Nov.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (MIvRT)

315 You guys... I think I've hit saturation point on this whole thing. It's just too upsetting and too exhausting and too rage-inducing. I'm keeping the Kavanaughs in my prayers but I'm going through some stressful personal ish, so I am forced to tap out before I melt into headline fodder.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMaHomesie at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (ym2oE)

316 It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

Yep. I would've avoided all kinds of life-wrecking bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

317 Well *I'm* not full of shit. Today.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (N1ZXu)

318 Yeah if the last few weeks have taught us anything it's that the Justice system is DEFINITELY not slanted in favor of female accusers.


Dumbass.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (CZWkx)

319 92 Don Jr and Kim in MT tonight.

it'd be cool if he'd book with the #1 river guide here.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (1YQ
+++
Donald Trump Jr. and Kim Jong Un are hanging out in Montana?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (2sCft)

320 I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)


they are fun to drive
whatcha get?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (dMvl+)

321 Can we finally get the UN off of US soil?

Let some other host this bunch of thieves and anti semites with delusions of global government.

Screw 'em. Cut all funding, remove all immunities from all the delegates, start taxing the properties.

Let 'em complain tell them to take their bs walking.

Send them to Brussels or Switzerland.

They'll like it better there anyway.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (4sntq)

322 Wear a MAGA hat, order a meal, and then send it to a table full of liberals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (vnpiz)

No.

Would confirm existence of free lunch.

Posted by: Frederic "Miklos" Bastiat at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (zCyNd)

323 314. Cruz is a leaf, though.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (fA1SL)

324 I love the cock. Like I really really love it. I stress eat when I don't have a high hard one available to me on demand. Holy shit, I'm such a slut. You guys have no idea.

Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (k2d6x)

325 So i just told the pollster that I lean democrat, am 18-34 female, and will definitely vote for Ted Cruz and definitely vote for Lupe whatever, the lesbian running against Abbott who is in foreclosure and is a true idiot, and that I have a very favorable opinion of Pres. Trump. Bam.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)

326 286 What is it with Lesbians and Subarus??

They like to use a stick with four on the floor.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

What they really want is a man, baby.

Posted by: Fred at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (6Zmow)

327 Also, he's over in Bozeman area I think.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (ulnyS)

328 Subaru had some targeted ads for lesbians.

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Don't know about that, but Toyota has one on broadcast TV right now. It's quite forthright about the lesbianism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Sbb4A)

329 Yeah, if I could go back to 1980 I'd put every dime I have into Apple and Microsoft stock. I'd even sell my house for cash to buy more stock and live in a motel for awhile.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)


I used that as an example of why people whining about "price gouging" are full of shit.

I'd like to buy Microsoft and Apple stock at par value. Surprisingly, nowadays, you can't do that. Why? Because it's value NOW is not the same as its value was THEN.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (vnpiz)

330 Both the four and six cylinder models have an optional "extra" piston.

Posted by: Miklos
..............
so.. counts as LGBTQ and multi-gendered?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (438dO)

331 Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)

++++
You just had to go there, didn't you, Eris.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (2sCft)

332 It's like listening to the drunk at the end of the bar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (vnpiz)
-----------------

Sometimes, the drunk at the end of the bar can be interesting. At least more truthful than Tater and Friends.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (UsCnO)

333 Oh sure, like YOU'VE never had a spontaneous attack of the gigglefarts. *pffft*
Posted by: Mozart at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (jlHSA)

And to think, he's the famous one.

Posted by: F. Murray character at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (oFsfu)

334 317 Well *I'm* not full of shit. Today.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (N1ZXu)

You're Welcome.

Posted by: Metamucil at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (jlHSA)

335 Holy shit, I'm such a slut. You guys have no idea.
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (k2d6x)

What are you doing later?

Posted by: Gary at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (6Zmow)

336 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (dMvl+)

I wanted one so bad but I was too tall and large to fit in.

Seriously, I could not get in the door. A forester.

I wanted a car to haul stuff in but not a truck.

Wound up getting a truck.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (4sntq)

337 >>260

My poor dear friend moved from LA to Texas just to land in a crazy

liberal neighborhood.

They need to get a Harley with straight pipes and a loud stereo. Make it hell on Earth for the neighbors while looking for another house.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (r9UYA)

338 Don't know about that, but Toyota has one on broadcast TV right now. It's quite forthright about the lesbianism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Sbb4A)


"Buy our car and we'll supply you with a vibrator, batteries, and if you're family-oriented, a turkey baster!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (vnpiz)

339 Don't judge! Pleather takes me to my happy place!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (kQs4Y)


I bet it smells delicious. What model is it?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (y87Qq)

340 328 Subaru had some targeted ads for lesbians.

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Don't know about that, but Toyota has one on broadcast TV right now. It's quite forthright about the lesbianism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Sbb4A)

All they want is Lesbiansraum. .

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

341 >>Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).


I think it's kinda more like a pair of scissors.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (ulnyS)

342 Hey, my 2Am work is cancelled. Just got the call. Something bad must be going on. The Hospital is on "diversion". Meaning the ER is FULL. Good for me I guess, though the job will still have to be done in the next few weeks sometime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (yQpMk)

343 After all, I have some revenges to get.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)

but the bad stuff wouldn't have happened yet
so technically it would be prevenges
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)


That's why I want to be 15. If I was any older, I'd have a conscience about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (cY3LT)

344 Cruz is a leaf, though.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (fA1SL)

"Yosoy un hombre sincero
De donde crecen las palmas..."

Posted by: Miklos Marti at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (zCyNd)

345 I love it when you talk dirty.

Posted by: Harriet at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (6Zmow)

346 I love the cock. Like I really really love it. I stress eat when I don't have a high hard one available to me on demand. Holy shit, I'm such a slut. You guys have no idea.
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand

PolitiFact rates this as "Highly Probable" and Snopes agrees.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (xEuHL)

347 whatcha get?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (dMvl+)
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2018 Forester (green). I love it. Too many bells and whistles, but the era of button-mashing and knob twirling has passed.

I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

348 277 I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)

Did you get the free restraining order against crazy stalker ex-girlfriend?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (5jVnA)

349 331 Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)

++++
You just had to go there, didn't you, Eris.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (2sCft)


The most obscene expression in chemistry: mother liquor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (vnpiz)

350 Don't judge! Pleather takes me to my happy place!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (kQs4Y)


I feel that way about chrome.

Sniff Away, Eris. Enjoy the pleasures when you can.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (DUqif)

351





Don't judge! Pleather takes me to my happy place!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris




You come on like it's all natural darling
But you know, oh it's really only naturalette
It's just like all of your leathers darling, they don't scare me
I know it's really only leatherette
I take it down, gonna wash it down
I scrub you on down in any old launderette
I can't get the kind of love that I want
So let's just dance, and I'll forget

Posted by: David "Bander"Johansen at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (fuK7c)

352 >> the era of button-mashing


They do that, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (ulnyS)

353 Yep. I would've avoided all kinds of life-wrecking bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

Naw. You would have hit something like you were 29 and knew everything. Then you would have crazy stalking you.

See 310.

Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (rhXTS)

354 Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)

You jyst may have blew their computer. Did they ask anything about MJ what's her name?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (oFsfu)

355 325
So i just told the pollster that I lean democrat, am 18-34 female, and
will definitely vote for Ted Cruz and definitely vote for Lupe whatever,
the lesbian running against Abbott who is in foreclosure and is a true
idiot, and that I have a very favorable opinion of Pres. Trump. Bam.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)
Like a bored cat with a mouse.

I like it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (UsCnO)

356 Weather seems fine. Maybe a multicar pileup.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

357 325 So i just told the pollster that I lean democrat, am 18-34 female, and will definitely vote for Ted Cruz and definitely vote for Lupe whatever, the lesbian running against Abbott who is in foreclosure and is a true idiot, and that I have a very favorable opinion of Pres. Trump. Bam.
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)

Letta me guess. 38-26-38.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (k2d6x)

358 Hey, my 2Am work is cancelled. Just got the call. Something bad must be going on. The Hospital is on "diversion". Meaning the ER is FULL.

Gang war erupt?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (vnpiz)

359 Here it is, Cruz speaking of the 2016 Chicago rally and the violence perpetrated against Trump supporters:

Senator Ted Cruz of Texas said, "When you have a campaign that affirmatively encourages violence, you create an environment that only encourages that sort of nasty discourse."

Good job, Cruz, on helping create the environment that gets you chased out a restaurant.

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (/8RAd)

360 So i just told the pollster that I lean democrat, am 18-34 female, and will definitely vote for Ted Cruz and definitely vote for Lupe whatever, the lesbian running against Abbott who is in foreclosure and is a true idiot, and that I have a very favorable opinion of Pres. Trump. Bam.
Posted by: LASue

I had a robocall identified as the DCCC yesterday. I told them I was 30 and single and loved Trump and Comstock (VA-R10). I'm actually over sixty and married.

Posted by: Capitano Schettino at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (FTlwv)

361 That's why I want to be 15. If I was any older, I'd have a conscience about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (cY3LT)


15 will get you 20.

Posted by: James at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (6Zmow)

362 Regarding the rapid response of the Crazy Progressives to a Republican target dining at a restaurant:

I wonder if Progs at the restaurants are checking the reservation list. That would provide time to assemble a group of crazies at the right place time.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (AMIL/)

363 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (vnpiz)

Is that like warp speed in Spaceballs?

You know we all live in the past because when the future gets here it's gone. All we remember is the past.

There is no now.



Or spoon.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (4sntq)

364 We had a Subaru for a shuttle car at the shop I used to manage. We dubbed her Billie Jeanbaru.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (ulnyS)

365 Anybody heard from Laughing in Tx lately?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (GHwQU)

366 04
What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)

---'

I honestly never knew it was a thing until somebody told me here.
Apparently Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit
together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).





Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)

The only time (3x) I've seen liberal stickers 'literally' covering the back of the car including windows it has been a Subaru. Including the = sign, rainbow and "why do you care who I marry?" Still not sure why Subaru's but there ya go. Each time I do, i take a photo an send it to my conservative friend who has one."hey, is this you?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (3SzRC)

367 Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

Subaruterus?

Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (rhXTS)

368 Off, you stale Chicken of the Sea sock

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (FTlwv)

369 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

Pat It IS

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (1g7ch)

370 so technically it would be prevenges

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)


=====

Post-prevenges? Hate the time travel paradox ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (WqPYg)

371 Sniff Away, Eris. Enjoy the pleasures when you can.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (DUqif)
---

Gotta grab life by the short hairs!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (kQs4Y)

372 Sometimes, the drunk at the end of the bar can be interesting. At least more truthful than Tater and Friends.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (UsCnO)

And sometimes buys rounds.

Posted by: Miklos, at the second to last seat at the bar at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (zCyNd)

373 I love the cock. Like I really really love it. I stress eat when I don't have a high hard one available to me on demand. Holy shit, I'm such a slut. You guys have no idea.
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand


Shep, is that you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (vnpiz)

374 Of course they go with media-friendly lesbians for their car ads. They don't have flaming queens exclaiming "I can fit as many friends in this car as I can up my ass!"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (2j6J5)

375 Don't know about that, but Toyota has one on broadcast TV right now. It's quite forthright about the lesbianism.

Just shows either how stupid some advertisers or customers are.

Unless there is possibly some particular modification that serves the needs of lesbians, and, jokes aside, I doubt it, there's no 'car made for lesbians' angle of any substance. Just another emotional manipulation that idiots fall for.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

376 Tucker is lighting up a dog turd on his show .

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (CZWkx)

377 so technically it would be prevenges

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)


So how do you stop something that's already happened? Postventing it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (vnpiz)

378 >>>I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.


Brad.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (tPFB+)

379 Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (AMIL/)

Socialists are pretty good at using expensive iPhones to organize flash mobs and protests on rather short notice. Funny that.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (MIvRT)

380 Gang war erupt?


You're guess is as good as mine. The last time the ER went into diversion was when that busload of HS kids from Texas went into the creek at highway speed a few months ago. All our hospitals in the area got casualties from that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

381 Anticipatory Retaliation. I've always liked that term.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

382 2018 Forester (green). I love it. Too many bells and whistles, but the era of button-mashing and knob twirling has passed.

I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

- 2018
- not throwing a gender reveal party for your new Subaru

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (k2d6x)

383 When's the hanging?

Posted by: Kirk at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (6Zmow)

384 So, we have a relative who is a rabid leftist and lives in Boulder. There is a non-zero chance this person knows Ramirez and might have been involved in the pro-Ramirez demonstration, so I checked their FaceBook page to see if there was any mention of the event or Ramirez.

Nothing. Struck out.

Posted by: Emmie at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (4HMW8)

385 Y'all, I said I'm DRUNK!!!

Posted by: Mating call of the Christine Belle, or maybe the Ramirez chick at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

386
Maxine Waters gave the game away.

"My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."


She seems nice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (pNxlR)

387 I choose to be a sock puppet without triggering the infamous Errod 500.

So I am really Kirsten Gillebrands nose.

Weirdly altered and obviously fake. I used to be much longer before the surgery.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (on9/0)

388 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.


Pat?

Posted by: Laura at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (6Zmow)

389 Name it Prickly Pete!

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (ulnyS)

390 Do Subaru's come with the flannel seat option?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (GHwQU)

391 >> Tucker is lighting up a dog turd

Unsure as to this dog turd's gender, really. From the facial hair, I assume xe identifies more on the male side of the spectrum.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (PMKe/)

392 The Blue Wave could have happened, and the GOPe would have gone along for the ride. 12 years ago they did it by running the Blue Dogs, pretending to be moderate but then voted the party line.

But no, they gotta be all Psycho to the point that they alienated their allies the GOPe so much that the GOPe is now their worst enemy.

The Chicken Weeps.
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (tPFB+)

The only House Special Election they won was with one of these pretend moderates, and yet none of them listened to what the results were telling them (swing voters prefer pretend moderate Dems to radical Leftist Dems). Amazing.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (Ldr3U)

393 Well ... its not all gloom and doom.

Dropped my phone right on the point of an escalator in OKC. Screen Protector shattered to Hell.

Screen itself is totally fine. Wish I remembered the brand. It worked.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (DUqif)

394 353 Yep. I would've avoided all kinds of life-wrecking bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

Naw. You would have hit something like you were 29 and knew everything. Then you would have crazy stalking you.

See 310.
Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (rhXTS)

The hypothetical includes knowing what I know now, so I would've enjoyed life more but been attuned to the warning signs of teh crazy and adjusted accordingly. If, however, life would inexorably follow the same path and play out the exact same way as you posit, and I knew this, then I would likely go jump off a tall bridge.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

395 Just another emotional manipulation that idiots fall for.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

------

They do that because it works.

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (/8RAd)

396 Bree Larson is RBF, in the new Marvel flick "Earth Dudes are Easy."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)


Did she get that nail fungus thing taken care of? Because otherwise she'll be wearing hip waders in my next film.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (sXefu)

397 I wonder if Progs at the restaurants are checking the reservation list.
That would provide time to assemble a group of crazies at the right
place time.


Word was somebody at Fiona (or all of them) knew Cruz had reservation and called the antifa thugs. Not sure how good of an idea it is to potentially alienate half of your potential clientele in DC though.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (TUU1F)

398 Ben Had
Laughing in Texas was fighting through Pixy's latest improvements a couple of threads ago.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (CZWkx)

399 Spiny Norman!

Steely Dan!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (kQs4Y)

400 "The basis of a Republic, is the rule of law.

The left is doing everything in their power to destroy the rule of Law in America.
Thus de facto overthrowing the Constitution. Posted by: Don Q
Well, to develop my theory/hypothesis that "we are NOT a nation of laws", I mean first and foremost we are a people. What makes us a people is not our law.

The law protects us (a people) FROM the tyrants, but it does not define us, it is not our essence. (see what I'm trying to say? see Bastiat and "the law turned upside down")
I believe LIBERTY is the basis of the Republic, individual, then local, then state, THEN federal Sovereignty. The Law (constitution) is what keeps tyrants from ruling over US. The Law is not (foundation of) The Republic ... it is to prevent tyrants from using government to RULE OVER the true foundations of Liberty.

The Republic, for which I stand, is Liberty, mostly in juxtaposition to LAW. That is why our constitution is so called "negative liberties" -- what the government cannot do TO US.

I think that is Different.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (Cus5s)

401 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

Revvin Hood

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (dMvl+)

402 It's really like living with people who subscribe to an alternate reality.

To hell with due process, rights of the accused. Forget proving your case, or providing facts and making an intellectual, intelligent argument.

It's harass, filibuster, lie, undermine, subvert, destroy, force, intimidate, belittle and act like a despot.

Enough of these Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (xtmwf)

403 I am also Errod 500!

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (on9/0)

404 Socialists are pretty good at using expensive iPhones to organize flash mobs and protests on rather short notice. Funny that.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (MIvRT)


iPhones are the best, I love mine.

Posted by: Mark at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (6Zmow)

405 Posted by: Mating call of the Christine Belle, or maybe the Ramirez chick at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

*asks barkeep to turn up the volume of tv*

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (oFsfu)

406 Gotta grab life by the short hairs!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (kQs4Y)

Life gets full Brazilians.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

407
Martina had a pusimony suit from one of her lovers one time, didn't she?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (PMKe/)

408 403 I am also Errod 500!
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (on9/0)


I am Spartacus!

Posted by: Nathan at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (6Zmow)

409 When's the hanging?
Posted by: Kirk at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (6Zmow)


**Looks downward**


Always.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (cY3LT)

410 Another chick licker car is the squashed beetle.

The one with the flower vase on the dash?

Yeah. Don't see too many guys driving one.

Unless it's their female husband sitting in the passenger seat.

All they had to do was use the last set of drawings when they brought the bug back but NOOOOOO they just had to finger it to show they were worth their phony baloney jobs.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (4sntq)

411 Good job, Cruz, on helping create the environment that gets you chased out a restaurant.
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (/8RAd)

Ha. I forgot about that, and I mostly have forgiven him that as campaign posturing. He was not the man for the hour, but still a good asset as Senator and maybe SCOTUS.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (5jVnA)

412 ' I need to name it. Unsure as to gender

Tucker

Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

413 Life gets full Brazilians.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)


Ouchie.

Posted by: Olivia at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (6Zmow)

414 I...AM...Kirok!!!!!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (kQs4Y)

415 Tucker is lighting up a dog turd

How the fuck do you roll one of those ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (DUqif)

416 Are you getting enough fiber in your diet?

I don't want to hear that it'll ruin your GAINZZZZZ.

Posted by: Metamucil at September 25, 2018 08:49 PM (jlHSA)

417 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender


Turn it upside down and check.

Posted by: Paul at September 25, 2018 08:49 PM (6Zmow)

418 Also?

Go fuck yourself you sophomoric, preening, overbearing tick-turd.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:49 PM (CZWkx)

419 Kirok? I dont get it

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (dMvl+)

420 412 ' I need to name it. Unsure as to gender

Tucker
Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

It's a Lesbianmobile, not a Trannymobile.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (jlHSA)

421 Subaruterus?
Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (rhXTS)

Fallopian Falcon?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (5jVnA)

422 Dear ScoggDog. How the fuck do you roll one of those? With gloves, light and immediantly hand off to a libtardian.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (on9/0)

423 I...AM...Kirok!!!!!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (kQs4Y)


Well if you see Korrok, tell him I said hi.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (y87Qq)

424 Joshua's dad, Thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (GHwQU)

425 >> I am Spartacus!

Do you have Spartacus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_h3Hs7IB04

Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (PMKe/)

426 NP

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (CZWkx)

427 Fallopian Falcon?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (5jVnA)

+++
Hmmm. I LIKE it!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (2sCft)

428 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender


MeanGreenMachine

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (AMIL/)

429 ibguy is less than $200 short of his goal for the Cancer Walk

http://bit.ly/2N2cLqb

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (yQpMk)

430 >>>Donald Trump Jr. and Kim Jong Un are hanging out in Montana?

no!
i was talking about the mighty rower.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (1YQLC)

431 I don't know this Joshua's Dad ... but I kinda' like his style.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (DUqif)

432 353 Yep. I would've avoided all kinds of life-wrecking bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)


I've thought about this, and realistically, no, you wouldn't have. You'd have fucked up other things that you haven't thought of right now. Life is full of caprice, and the future is unknowable.

I was booked to fly on Pan Am 103 on the fateful day, but decided the timing on the US end was too tight, and had my secretary move up my flight by a day. But for that apparently inconsequential decision, I wouldn't be here today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (vnpiz)

433 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (H8QX8)

434 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender


Turn it upside down and check.



We get mail trucks up and down our road all the time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

435 oh, Eris, how about El Gecko

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (dMvl+)

436 no!
i was talking about the mighty rower.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (1YQLC)

*** puzzled look. Blink. Blink. ***

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (2sCft)

437 So if the Ford woman shows up on Thursday, will she be sober?

Posted by: Rick at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)

438 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (vnpiz)

Tall bridge it would be, then.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

439 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?


She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

440 Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (on9/0)

Bet it tastes like shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (DUqif)

441 Just punched the numbers for an auto phone poll to say I was a 45 yo female liberal who is voting the straight KS Republican Ticket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

442 Bree Larson is RBF, in the new Marvel flick "Earth Dudes are Easy."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)

Did she get that nail fungus thing taken care of? Because otherwise she'll be wearing hip waders in my next film.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (sXefu)


No thanks, Quent. I'll take Jennifer Jason Leigh with rotted teeth or Diane Kruger with a bullet in her stem instead.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (cY3LT)

443 ibguy is going to be well over his goal soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (GHwQU)

444 So if the Ford woman shows up on Thursday, will she be sober?
Posted by: Rick at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)

After that hard drive from Cali she'll be slap happy goofy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (1g7ch)

445 The rule of law is what separates us from the 3rd world countries.

Governmental corruptions is rife in them because the government is so easily bribed.

They're easily bribed because the laws are not enforced equally across all different ethnicities, religions, financial backing, family ties etc.

That's where ppl pay to get the law inclined in their favor and that goes all the way down to the cop on the corner.

Also in 3rd world countries the arbiters of the law are not paid well or trained well and so they have a inclination to take those bribes because they see their bosses take bribes from the richer for larger crimes.

Examine any 3rd world country and they will all have that trait in common.

Even those that were under western civ rule for a while still practice this civilization killing custom.

Like India and some of the African states. Russia also fell into it due to the poverty of their population and because it was a dictatorship of sorts for a long time.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (4sntq)

446 And who else summered in the mid-Atlantic?

Posted by: Florence at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (zCyNd)

447 310
To be 15 again, would be like Steins Gate, anime, no matter the path, somehow we would end up in the exact same place.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (oFsfu)


=====

Sounds like the way the movie "Sliding Doors" ended ... which, for me, was unsatisfying.

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (WqPYg)

448 After that hard drive from Cali she'll be slap happy goofy.


She's been gobbling speckled birds like tic-tacs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (yQpMk)

449 Ford FFFFF-150

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (2NqXo)

450 I'm only surprised that Madam DeFienstein isn't knitting while listening to Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (YgbOr)

451 So if the Ford woman shows up on Thursday, will she be sober?


No, she'll be in her cups because Eris bought a Subaru instead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (fuK7c)

452 Just punched the numbers for an auto phone poll to say I was a 45 yo female liberal who is voting the straight KS Republican Ticket.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

You should've claimed to be a 75 yo Transgender Eskimo.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (Ldr3U)

453 Just punched the numbers for an auto phone poll to say I was a 45 yo female liberal who is voting the straight KS Republican Ticket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

And Subaru owner.

Posted by: Mr. Miklos Monkeywrench at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

454 The rule of law is what separates us from the 3rd world countries.

Grammar foul: tense error.

"was," not "is."

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (953wK)

455 69 Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. I just saw on Twitter some fratmate of his called him out for being a liar, because when Kavanaugh joined their frat as a freshman he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)

===
totally had the sex with some girl in Canada

Maybe they needed a Canuk interpreter.
Canukii "Beaver" does not always mean what you think.

Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (+sgn6)

456 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

------

Yeah it's that. The backing track is one of these breathy-hipster-chick-covers-a-classic-song things that are so popular in advertising these days. The song is "The Wanderer," by Dion.

The lame Toyota kale eater changes it to "I'm the type of girl who likes to roam around..." Fair enough. But then she leaves the "...when I find myself fallin' for some girl..." lyric the same.

Toyota's marketing department is in the SJW zone, full on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (Sbb4A)

457 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?

-------------------
She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)


They sent Ben Shapiro over, with a couple grams of coke, and oil for her corns, so she's all good now.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (cY3LT)

458 I am so punch drunk right now.

Posted by: Keith Ellisons Blind Date at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (DCE/L)

459 So if the Ford woman shows up on Thursday, will she be sober?
Posted by: Rick at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)


If she's wearing the sunglasses, you'll know.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (y87Qq)

460 And who else summered in the mid-Atlantic?

Posted by: Florence at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (zCyNd)


Cthulhu?

Posted by: Phil L. at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (sXefu)

461 I like the time travel short story avout the guy who went back in time to kill his cheating wife's dad
came back to see her still alive
went back to kill her mom
she's still alive
did it for several geberas
finally realized that each time he was trying to change the past he was just making himself less real
he ended up a forgotten ghost

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (dMvl+)

462 Why would Kavanaugh testify if he's innocent?

Posted by: Corrupt News Network at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (XcgmW)

463 Like India and some of the African states. Russia also fell into it due to the poverty of their population and because it was a dictatorship of sorts for a long time.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (4sntq)


SOME of African states? Are there any exceptions? Make that ALL of African states. Also ALL of Central and South America.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (vnpiz)

464 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

So should I answer those Nielsen calls?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (n9EOP)

465 455 69 Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. I just saw on Twitter some fratmate of his called him out for being a liar, because when Kavanaugh joined their frat as a freshman he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)

===
totally had the sex with some girl in Canada

Maybe they needed a Canuk interpreter.
Canukii "Beaver" does not always mean what you think.
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (+sgn6)


Great. Kav lied to a brother 30 something years ago.

He's toast.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (1g7ch)

466 You know?

If anyone in Congress gave an actual FUCK about the impact of any of this gutless sniping by unaccountable weak-kneed pu55ies on the families of the targets?


None of this would be public.
Video recordings can be archived and opened to the public AFTER the question and answer period is over.
Publicity is the coin of this realm.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (CZWkx)

467 She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)


They've all changed their tune in the last twenty-four hours. Some more than once.

Fuck ... I have no idea how this will go now. Neither do they.

But I hope Kav makes it. I do not like the guy's interview ... but anybody willing to go through that for the job ought to get it.

That dude is fighting for his professional career ... the GOP better give him a vote ... one way or the other.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (DUqif)

468 Hah.

You got that right.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (CIolt)

469 The rule of law is what separates us from the 3rd world countries.


I use this formulation often, as you guys know: Tyranny is not marked out by it's severity, but rather by it's capriciousness.

One law for them, a different law for you, and it can change in an instant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (yQpMk)

470 She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)


They sent Ben Shapiro over, with a couple grams of coke, and oil for her corns, so she's all good now.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (cY3LT)


Or she got a message from her office, telling her how pissed off all the phone calls were.

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (NgKpN)

471 did it for several geberas

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (dMvl+)


Honestly that's the only reason I do pretty much anything.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (y87Qq)

472 The TX Mo Me is going to auction off the first ever Horde coloring book, featuring some well known threads and signed by attending Horde, All proceeds go to ibguy's charity.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (GHwQU)

473 69 Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. I just saw on Twitter some fratmate of his called him out for being a liar, because when Kavanaugh joined their frat as a freshman he said that he was not a virgin and had totally had the sex with some girl in Canada that none of them know.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)


That girl in Canada gets a shitload of action.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (vnpiz)

474 Sorry, my keyboard is drunk

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (dMvl+)

475 I don't see how one could say that we haven't been living under tyranny for quite a few years.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (yQpMk)

476 433 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (H8QX


*shrugs*

Your guess is as good as anyone else's.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (0QYMt)

477 Wasn't there a time-travel story about a baffled Austrian guy what kept getting attacked by time-traveling Jewish assassins and ended up deciding to do something about it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (fA1SL)

478 Some insist on the negative. Some insist on the positive.



Both are full of shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (DUqif)

Some are just NeverTrump Trolls.... scanks seems to fall into that category.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (imSgd)

479 Mr. Miklos Monkeywrench

They didn't ask about my car, but that goes on the list if they do. A good response. Thanks.


Surfperch

Alas, only age and sex asked for demographic purposes. But I do have some quite exotic DNA in my system, from a past ancestor. If they ask, I will consider going there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)

480
"was," not "is."
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (953wK)


Thanks for clearing that up, Grammar Nerd.

Posted by: Sydney at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (6Zmow)

481 Ha. I forgot about that, and I mostly have forgiven him that as campaign posturing. He was not the man for the hour, but still a good asset as Senator and maybe SCOTUS.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (5jVnA)

--------

Unfortunately when the Charlottesville Antifa attack occurred, Cruz postured "how dare Trump support the racists."

Cruz is merely reaping the fruits of his posturing.

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)

482 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (dMvl+)

That's depressing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

483 Sorry, my keyboard is drunk
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (dMvl+)


I figured you were phoneposting. I just thought it was funny. Like the offspring of a goat and a zebra or something.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq)

484 One law for them, a different law for you, and it can change in an instant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (yQpMk)

That has a "I'll be more flexible after the election!" feel to it!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (n9EOP)

485 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (H8QX

------------------

I think she is waiting for the proper sized bribe for Alaska before voting.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (I16G8)

486 How the fuck do you roll one of those ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (DUqif)

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Pretty sure that was a scene in a Cheech and Chong movie...

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (EKYdb)

487 Some are just NeverTrump Trolls.... scanks seems to fall into that category.


Only because NeverTrumpin' gets a rise out of us. If it didn't, he would be something else. It's the attention he craves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (yQpMk)

488 Every time I drive by a golf course I get horny!

Posted by: Christine Ford Fusion (GPS Trim) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (XcgmW)

489 Trumps full UN speech.

It's funny they all laugh at him before he shuts them up with some statistical truth bombs.

Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (q177U)

490 If she's wearing the sunglasses, you'll know.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (y87Qq)


I have to say, I want to see this bitch now. NOT a photo of her almost 40 years ago, when she was a 4, but now. I'm betting that one look at her and you start estimating the over/under on the number of cats she has.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (vnpiz)

491 SOME of African states? Are there any exceptions?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (vnpiz)

Yes, one.

Posted by: Sao Tome and Principe at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (Ldr3U)

492 Sorry, my keyboard is drunk



Is it sexually molesting you?

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (AMIL/)

493 I had a Subaru Forrester. Loved that car, handled great. The boy spawn outgrew it. Literally could barely fit in the car and not comfortable. We got a bigger awd Chrysler and hubbymayhem took over the Subaru. .
Went to a memorial service at the cemetery and pappymayhem collapsed. 911 is called, responders arrive pappy refuses transport to hospital. They ask if he is sure yes yes go away. Lady smiles and suddenly everyone is moving quickly. They have another call, car wreck gotta go. 20 minutes later the boy spawn arrives with my cousin. Hands behind his back. Odd. Cousin says first you need to know everyone is all right. Spawn shift, blood on his arm. Turns out hubbymayhem And the two Spawn were the car wreck.
I drove hubby, and both spawn to the hospital while brother thing 2 drove pappy CT scans for all of them. My Subaru rolled down a steep hill and landed upside down. Boy spawn had a minor cut from broken glass, girl unharmed, hubby bruised up. Car totalled. But, the wrecker dropped it in the wrong place and we needed to move it. Hubby says got to have someone pull it, I said turn the key and see if the bitch starts. Hit the key, booms damn thing fired right up. Subaru is def on my short list for next car!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (myjNJ)

494 Dr. Ford says she will be handing out 37 year old candy for Halloween. "Don't worry it's still good. Trust me."

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (/DvFd)

495 But I do have some quite exotic DNA in my system, from a past ancestor. If they ask, I will consider going there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)

So, you're grandfathered in for the hunting of baleen whales?

Posted by: Dr. Miklos, marine mixologist at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (zCyNd)

496
I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.


Call it Ishmael.

Posted by: Terry at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (6Zmow)

497 432
I've thought about this, and realistically, no, you wouldn't have. You'd have fucked up other things that you haven't thought of right now. Life is full of caprice, and the future is unknowable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (vnpiz)


Yeah. A few years ago I was working late, and some idiot ran into my parked car and caused considerable damage.

I mentioned to the cop who arrived at the scene that this wouldn't have happened if I'd left work at the normal time. He was pretty philosophical about it. He said, "There's no point thinking about it that way. If you had left work at the usual time, who's to say you wouldn't have gotten into an accident on your way home?"

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

498 @64
late to the thread, but notice that all the "witnesses" changed their tune when K hired the defamation lawyer. Very smart move.

Posted by: artemis at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (AwPyG)

499 best of luck with your new wheels, Eris !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (cJ6RQ)

500 Every time I drive by a golf course I get horny!

And, how.

Posted by: IHOP Waitress at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (Tyii7)

501 472 The TX Mo Me is going to auction off the first ever Horde coloring book, featuring some well known threads and signed by attending Horde, All proceeds go to ibguy's charity.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (GHwQU)

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Only one?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (EKYdb)

502 Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (DUqif)

Some are just NeverTrump Trolls.... scanks seems to fall into that category.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (imSgd)


Then ignore him.

Enough people ignore any of us here ... and we simply matter even less than now. We go away regardless of if we leave.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (DUqif)

503 >>>I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

=====
Moochelle?

Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (WqPYg)

504 Unfortunately when the Charlottesville Antifa attack occurred, Cruz postured "how dare Trump support the racists."

Cruz is merely reaping the fruits of his posturing.
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)


Yeah, he whiffed badly on that one. He should enroll in PDT's graduate course in how to conduct politics. PDT makes mistakes - as everyone does - but, like an accomplished boxer, slips the punch more often than not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (vnpiz)

505 477 Wasn't there a time-travel story about a baffled Austrian guy what kept getting attacked by time-traveling Jewish assassins and ended up deciding to do something about it?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (fA1SL)


I think that is a subplot of 'Preacher' that has not been fully revealed yet.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (1g7ch)

506 Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (DUqif

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That was my reaction. He came off soft, but I respected him for it... clearly out of his element, but defending his reputation, whatever the cost.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (Sbb4A)

507 Holy moly, madamemayhem, that was quite a day!

Posted by: April at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (OX9vb)

508 Moochelle?
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (WqPYg)

Thread Winner

Posted by: Vinson at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (6Zmow)

509 Since I'm starting to feel good again about Kavanaugh making it, I guess it's time for a fourth shoe to drop...

Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker, Wealthy Industrialist Building a Rollercoaster at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (XcgmW)

510 Another exception in Africa is Botswana. Except for the 20% of the population with AIDS, it is doing quite well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (hyuyC)

511 I think she is waiting for the proper sized bribe for Alaska before voting.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (I16G

Jeez, how many bridges do they need? There's only like two highways in the whole state.

Posted by: Chris Christie at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (sXefu)

512 > first ever Horde coloring book,

History of NYYankees, for Yankees Fans?

Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (+sgn6)

513 As that "Moralist", and alas, anti-semite, Joe Sobran put it: All their rules are unruly. You may think you know what the law is today, but you have no idea what it will be tomorrow.


The Left is always trying to change us into the New Soviet Man. They need lots and lots of laws that are constantly changing, whereas a good polity should have few laws and change them seldom because laws should only be reinforcing what the citizens are going to be doing anyway.

We have been living with each other for five thousand years of recorded history. Do we really need 30 or 40 thousand new regulations a year?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (yQpMk)

514 506 That was my reaction. He came off soft, but I respected him for it... clearly out of his element, but defending his reputation, whatever the cost.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (Sbb4A)

And I don't think going out teeth gnashing, veins popping, and baying for blood would have been helpful, as satisfying as it might have been.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (jlHSA)

515 Cruz is merely reaping the fruits of his posturing.
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)

Take your word for it, so he goes on the enemy of my enemy list.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (5jVnA)

516 Just to brighten things up around here, it has been 687 days that Hillary Clinton has Not Been President.

Posted by: West at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (iynDC)

517 I know a lot of people wanted Cruz to be the nominee but he always seemed like an insider to me.

Posted by: Timmy at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (6Zmow)

518 NFL must be feeling the pressure.

I just had an ad from the NFL on my Twitter feed. Never saw *that* before.

"We're the NFL. YOU advertise on US, not the other way around!"

"Oh, er, on the other hand . . ."

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (953wK)

519 > Does Vegas have odds on whether or not she testifies? I'm going with no. They've played this out as far as they can.

No show: 95%
Shows, reads lawyer-written statement, then either refuses to answer questions or explicitly takes the Fifth: 4.99%
Actually testifies: 0.01%

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (TM5Iv)

520 Jeez, how many bridges do they need? There's only like two highways in the whole state.
Posted by: Chris Christie at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (sXefu)

Moose passes to nowhere

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (oFsfu)

521 513 We have been living with each other for five thousand years of recorded history. Do we really need 30 or 40 thousand new regulations a year?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (yQpMk)

Well, how ELSE are they going to justify making you disappear at their earliest convenience?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (jlHSA)

522 History of NYYankees, for Yankees Fans?
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (+sgn6)

---

So kindling for the rest of us?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (EKYdb)

523 Unfortunately when the Charlottesville Antifa attack occurred, Cruz postured "how dare Trump support the racists."

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)


You see, in a nutshell, this is why Cruz is a shitty retail politician. He could have said much the same thing without being so quotable, e.g., "I question Trump's support for those whose motivations are suspect." Something like that.

But no, Cruz, bright as he may be in other contexts, slams his foot squarely on the rake. Further proof that he is not ready for prime time politically, and never will be. Supreme Court Justice? Sure. President? No way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (vnpiz)

524 Dear ScoggDog, I agree with your assesment, which is why unlike Cheech, I did not inhale before passing to the Librtardian, even though said source was reputadly Labrador.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (on9/0)

525 Dr. Ford says she will be handing out 37 year old candy for Halloween. "Don't worry it's still good. Trust me."

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (/DvFd)


Is it candy corn? Because that shit gets stuck in my dentures.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (sXefu)

526 Since I'm starting to feel good again about Kavanaugh making it, I guess it's time for a fourth shoe to drop...
Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker, Wealthy Industrialist Building a Rollercoaster at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (XcgmW)


Hush you'll jinx it.

Posted by: Tina at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (6Zmow)

527 will she...wont she...

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

528 she will

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

529 dems will beat her silly if she does not show up

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (bUjCl)

530 I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. One one hand, we complain about the squishy RINOs, and on the other, we complain about Cruz.
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)

531 I know a lot of people wanted Cruz to be the nominee but he always seemed like an insider to me.
Posted by: Timmy at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (6Zmow)

------------

He was my first choice, before Trump came on strong. I warmed up pretty quickly to the candidate that did not need the donor class' money, and thus would owe no favors to them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G8)

532 510 Another exception in Africa is Botswana. Except for the 20% of the population with AIDS, it is doing quite well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (hyuyC)


Sounds great. Can they do that for us?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (vnpiz)

533 Do we really need 30 or 40 thousand new regulations a year?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (yQpMk)

Think of it creating new regulations as full employment for camp guards and it will make perfect sense!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (n9EOP)

534 527 will she...wont she...
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

Only her hair dresser knows for sure.

Posted by: Wendy at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (6Zmow)

535 I'm standing by my prediction that Ford will never take an oath. She may come or not, I don't know, but she won't be sworn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (yQpMk)

536 My dream scenario is that the idiot twin sisters (Suzie-Q and CokeBear) get sufficiently bribed to get them to vote YES on Kav, Kav gets confirmed and is sworn in, the GOPe picks up, say 7-9 Senate seats and Turtle yanks any and all perks of seniority from these ditzes, removes them from any committees that have any value, and tells them to join the Dems if they don't like it.

Yeah, never happen. But a moron can dream, no?

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (ig+cH)

537 There's a fifteen minute period right before closing time on early Sunday morning when I totally look doable in the parking lot.

Posted by: Christine Ford Fiesta in Cherry Red at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (XcgmW)

538 She won't. And she won't even give a mercy hanjob, neither. But she'll say she did.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (zLDYs)

539 Is it candy corn? Because that shit gets stuck in my dentures.

And it's difficult to pass. *shart*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (Tyii7)

540 523
...
But no, Cruz, bright as he may be in other contexts, slams his foot squarely on the rake. Further proof that he is not ready for prime time politically, and never will be. Supreme Court Justice? Sure. President? No way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (vnpiz)


Trial run on the 9th Circus or DC?

A job for life. Cruz should take it either if offered.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (1g7ch)

541 >> will she...wont she...

Should I stay or should I go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (PMKe/)

542 Do you think Murkowski is playing games or won't vote to confirm?


She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
***************************
Call Murkowski tomorrow:

Phone: (202)-224-6665
Fax: (202)-224-5301

She has a husband and 2 sons.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (hECVl)

543 https://tinyurl.com/omtf2nr
Blue-Eyed Soul

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (CZWkx)

544 Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic

Which part?

A firm Rule of Law and prosperous democracy, or 20% AIDS?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)

545 the thread is embiggened.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (yQpMk)

546 "I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. "

He behaved in a pretty weaselly manner at the end there.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (H8QX8)

547 529 dems will beat her silly if she does not show up
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (bUjCl)


I suspect, no, they won't. I suspect that their nightmare scenario is the bitch shows up with a parrot on her shoulder, or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (vnpiz)

548 So kindling for the rest of us?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (EKYdb)

I use the WaPo Thanksgiving Sunday Edition for my fire starter. Lasts almost the whole wood stove season!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (n9EOP)

549 546 the thread is embiggened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (yQpMk)


Girthy even

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (6Zmow)

550 she'll be like : " to the best of my recollection...", and" I am not a well woman.."

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (bUjCl)

551 545 A firm Rule of Law and prosperous democracy, or 20% AIDS?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)

I think he'd be happy enough with 13%.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (jlHSA)

552 I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. One one hand, we complain about the squishy RINOs, and on the other, we complain about Cruz.
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)


He seems to really rub some people the wrong way.

Of course, you could say that about GEOTUS, too.

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (953wK)

553 Trial run on the 9th Circus or DC?


Take Kav's seat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (yQpMk)

554 A firm Rule of Law and prosperous democracy, or 20% AIDS?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)


Your choice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (vnpiz)

555 That wasn't me!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (n9EOP)

556 Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Professor DelicateFlower isn't flying to DC doesn't she have to be on the road by now to testify at 10:00 Thursday morning?

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (ig+cH)

557 539 blew the margins

Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (zRwJ/)

558 Predicting a Lois Lerner special, sneaking a political, slanderous speech in and saying eff you on her way out.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (oFsfu)

559 hey, who blew the margins ??

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (bUjCl)

560 Aw, hell.

Jeff Sessions embiggened the blog!

IN HIS SLEEP!!!

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (953wK)

561 MAGA: We're going to hold the primary against Cruz still? FFS, Trump said his dad was involved in the JFK assassination. It's over. Name a better GOP Senator for advancing Trump's agenda since 2017 than Cruz.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (lufB/)

562 "The rule of law is what separates us from the 3rd world countries.
Governmental corruptions is rife in them because the government is so easily bribed" jake

my point is "rule of law" (and politics) is "downstream of culture". We have our government bribed at the highest levels ... and Western Civ separates us sure, but that is not just "rule of law". It is our Christian heritage and Western values.

The law is being used against us, and we only hope there is enough law to stop those that have been ruling over us Above the Law. The Law has been for little people, as the IRS and Mueller have used it to destroy us, as they marched through the institutions (including DoJ) to destroy We The People.

The constitution is perverted in the courts ... Maybe we can use it to prosecute them, but in most of history, the gun and force have determined "the law". And "the people".

America is the land of Liberty ... not the land of Mueller/IRS/DeepState perverted law. (as Bastiat recognized ... the law turned upside down)

Third world countries are just places that have perverted their laws and ruled by force ... the question is where we are on that process, as globalist preach of some New World Order and operate far above our laws.

Clinton is still above the law ... Mueller is still running the coup ... blind faith in "we are a nation of laws" is delusional. NO ... the tyrant lunatic is in the congress hall. We The People have a vote, then we have guns ... The Law is a tool, GOD/LIBERTY is above the law. We hold these truths to be self evident.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (Cus5s)

563 As I understand Grassley's game plan for Thursday, if Ford doesn't show there will not be a hearing. No questioning of only Kavanaugh.

The Dems really want to question Kavanaugh. I hope I'm wrong, but Ford may be pressured to be there, by forces way beyond her control.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (AMIL/)

564 558 539 blew the margins
Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (zRwJ/)

How do you fix it?

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (6Zmow)

565 hey, who blew the margins ??


It's just ice cream.

Posted by: The Walrus at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (fuK7c)

566 That Sessions could fuck up a hamster's wet dream. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (Tyii7)

567 547 "I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. "

He behaved in a pretty weaselly manner at the end there.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (H8QX


He did, indeed. He's a shitty retail politician, who has a tin ear for the people.

I understand. I'd be the same.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (vnpiz)

568 Posted by: Wendy at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (6Zmow)

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (6Zmow)

---------------

To the fucking barrel for blowing the margins.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (I16G8)

569 someone sent me some trader's candy corn popcorn.
it's pretty good.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (1YQLC)

570 I know a lot of people wanted Cruz to be the nominee but he always seemed like an insider to me.

----

I had wanted Cruz, and switched once Trump clinched Indiana. No hard feelings. I think either could've beat the witch. In retrospect, I'm glad Trump won because he's tougher than Cruz Trump wouldn't run away from a restaurant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (Sbb4A)

571 Thanks Jeff, at least get some rem in between the zs

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (oFsfu)

572 second accuser mouthpiece on Madcow saying she wants to testify under oath

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (+g41/)

573 Clinton is still above the law ... Mueller is still running the coup ... blind faith in "we are a nation of laws" is delusional. NO ... the tyrant lunatic is in the congress hall. We The People have a vote, then we have guns ... The Law is a tool, GOD/LIBERTY is above the law. We hold these truths to be self evident.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (Cus5s)


They are "The Resistance."

We are "The Restoration."

Restoration of the rule of law is really high on our agenda . . . I think I can safely say that for most everyone commenting here (except the trolls of course).

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (953wK)

574 Call Murkowski tomorrow:

Phone: (202)-224-6665
Fax: (202)-224-5301

She has a husband and 2 sons.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (hECVl)


Rapists all, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (vnpiz)

575 Fuck Me ... even I have the common courtesy to use Bitly and use a space now and then.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (DUqif)

576 Dr. Wackadoodle's going to show up 15 minutes late on Thursday morning, drunk off her ass and wobbling around shouting at people just like that kid's dad in Hoosiers.

Posted by: Drama, Politics at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (XcgmW)

577 I was a big Cruz supporter when I thought that Trump would be a Northeastern Liberal Republican, at best.

But I was really disappointed in his convention nonish-endorsement.

Just one sentence at the end would have made it a great speech on principles; 'and yet this November, I will be voting for Donald Trump and you should too. It's that important.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (yQpMk)

578 Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Professor
DelicateFlower isn't flying to DC doesn't she have to be on the road by
now to testify at 10:00 Thursday morning?

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (ig+cH)


In a Prius full of cases of Red Bull and Depends.

Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (sXefu)

579 I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. One one hand, we complain about the squishy RINOs, and on the other, we complain about Cruz.
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.


Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)
**********************
I love this man. He came out and supported Alex Jones even though Jones pushed the stupid conspiracy crap about his father and he has come out in support of Kavanaugh.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (hECVl)

580 'Early Night Open Thread'?

That's an arbitrary timeline!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (Ndje9)

581 564 The Dems really want to question Kavanaugh. I hope I'm wrong, but Ford may be pressured to be there, by forces way beyond her control.
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (AMIL/)

As somebody else said before :

Blasey-Ford will head-fake not showing.

Just long enough so that they move ahead and grill Kav.

THEN Blasey-Ford will "miraculously" show up, now that Kav has gone first.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (jlHSA)

582 557 Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Professor DelicateFlower isn't flying to DC doesn't she have to be on the road by now to testify at 10:00 Thursday morning?
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Intercontinental railroad. 18 hours and they accept rubles.

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (/DvFd)

583 I've been a baaaaaaad boy.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (6Zmow)

584 Somebody, please tell ALH what she need to do to unblow the margins.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl)

585 Who is Jeff Sessions? I thought the AGUSA remained vacant based on performance. I better check with Conservative Treehouse for loopy theories to the contrary.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (on9/0)

586 >> Turtle yanks any and all perks of seniority from these ditzes, removes them from any committees that have any value, and tells them to join the Dems

Trading your vote for pork for your district is how the game is played.

Turtle knows this as well as anyone else (he should... he's got decades of experience doing it).

As long as their demands aren't too outrageous (and the demands can be pretty high in a situation like this without crossing the boundary of "outrageous"), they'll get them. Turtle will not punish them at all. Indeed, he would consider them to be chumps if they'd done anything else.

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (TM5Iv)

587 530 I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. One one hand, we complain about the squishy RINOs, and on the other, we complain about Cruz.
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)


I don't dislike Cruz, but there isn't a snowball's chance in hell he could have beaten the Clinton/Media Complex in 2016. Only Trump could have done that, and I saw it at the time.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

588 560 hey, who blew the margins ??
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (bUjCl)

I wish it was me.

*makes 4th trip to pasta and lasagna buffet*

Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (k2d6x)

589 573 second accuser mouthpiece on Madcow saying she wants to testify under oath

Sure, right up until she's invited to be there, say, 10:00 Thursday morning and then all of a sudden she's too busy getting her nails done and whatnot.

They are so, so desperate to try to stall this another week or two. Don't think Grassley's buying it though.

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (ig+cH)

590 557 Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Professor DelicateFlower isn't flying to DC doesn't she have to be on the road by now to testify at 10:00 Thursday morning?
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (ig+cH)


Caffeine isn't going to get her there.
Coke or meth to get her there?

Or her "attorney" ...soros... could just rent a RV and a couple of drivers.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (1g7ch)

591 second accuser mouthpiece on Madcow saying she wants to testify under oath


She needs to get her bio and statement in tomorrow then, first thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)

592 She won't testify.

Best for the Dems if nothing is determined one way or another, they can just keep making up shit to satisfy their base.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (tPFB+)

593 > Just long enough so that they move ahead and grill Kav.

If she doesn't show up, they don't have to grill Kav.

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (TM5Iv)

594 I think the way Cruz has become an ally of Trump speaks volumes of him as a man. Not a fucking sore loser

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (+g41/)

595 In a Prius full of cases of Red Bull and Depends.
Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (sXefu)

Heh,

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (oFsfu)

596 560 hey, who blew the margins ??
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (bUjCl)


I did not have sex with that woman, ALH.

Posted by: Margins at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (5jVnA)

597 I never used bitly. Sounds obscene.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (bUjCl)

598 Any thoughts from anyone on Bill Cosby?

I admit I will be shocked if he actually does any time in jail. I suspect either the judge will suspend the sentence, or Cosby will find some way to avoid going to prison (suicide or he flees).

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (feaxc)

599 I wanted and voted for Cruz.

But for his virtues, the second half of his campaign was bad. His performance was bad, he got rattled by Trump and never recovered.

Trump out hustled and out manipulated everyone else.

And, weirdly, he's actually really good at being President. I'm honestly glad Cruz didn't win.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (xJa6I)

600 The TX Mo Me is going to auction off the first ever Horde coloring book, featuring some well known threads and signed by attending Horde, All proceeds go to ibguy's charity.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (GHwQU)

---

Only one?
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (EKYdb)


Sweet! I hope I can make it.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (Z48ZB)

601 585 Somebody, please tell ALH what she need to do to unblow the margins.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl)

Yes, please do.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (6Zmow)

602 594 If she doesn't show up, they don't have to grill Kav.

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (TM5Iv)

If the dems insist, do you have faith in Grassley not to cave?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (jlHSA)

603 595 as well as Graham. Who knew the dude could find his gonads. Gonads is sexually neutral, ahem.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (on9/0)

604 595 I think the way Cruz has become an ally of Trump speaks volumes of him as a man. Not a fucking sore loser
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (+g41/)

Unlike some recently deceased dickweed from Arizona.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (oFsfu)

605 These witnesses need to be out on 8th ave. with a table and a pea

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (+g41/)

606 Just two shopping days until Christine NoMas.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (Z4rgH)

607 She needs to get her bio and statement in tomorrow then, first thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)

Thought that today was the deadline?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (n9EOP)

608 530 I don't get the Cruz hate from our side of the aisle. One one hand, we complain about the squishy RINOs, and on the other, we complain about Cruz.
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)

I'm with ya there.

Posted by: West at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (iynDC)

609 > If the dems insist, do you have faith in Grassley not to cave?

Yes. More to the point, I think of Grassley tries to cave again, McConnell yanks it right to the full Senate.

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (TM5Iv)

610 If Professor Edesl is a no show at 10:00 Thursday morning Grassley should immediately recess the hearing, come back 15-minutes later and move to an immediate vote.

Under no circumstances should he force Kav to sit there while the despicable Democrats slander him.

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (ig+cH)

611 I don't dislike Cruz, but there isn't a snowball's chance in hell he could have beaten the Clinton/Media Complex in 2016. Only Trump could have done that, and I saw it at the time.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

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I prefer Trump (now), but I still think Cruz would've beat the witch. People forget what a devious little fucker Cruz is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (Sbb4A)

612 I won't testify, read my story in the New Yorker!

We don't know if Blasey-Ford's gonna show up.

PUT ME UNDER OATH! STOP THAT MAN!

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (jlHSA)

613 She's not showing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

614 It was nocturnal emissions what blew the margins.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (Z9C5C)

615 McConnell is as pissed as a turtle can get.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (yQpMk)

616 McConnell yanks it right to the full Senate.

=

mkay

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (bUjCl)

617 I'm going out on a limb when saying this, but having to resort to shaming language as an expert in psychology and as a doctor really weakens your argument and credibility (which is what these female doctors are doing in this Netflix documentary).

They have no clue, and therefore will never solve the problem.

- Anders Breivik on Netflix

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (k2d6x)

618 This may have been covered already, but did anyone notice TuCa kept referring to Avenetti as "CPL" or "Creepy Porn Lawyer" throughout his show?

Does he lurk he? or is he a sock?

Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (brIR5)

619 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (feaxc)

A coworker said he'll have a case of cancer or weak heart or some other fatal ailment.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (oFsfu)

620 If the dems insist, do you have faith in Grassley not to cave?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (jlHSA)


I have no faith in any Republican, save President Trump!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)

621 ....that was supposed to be alternating lines from Ramirez and Chi-Di.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (jlHSA)

622 598 I never used bitly. Sounds obscene.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (bUjCl)


Exactly why I use it. Alot.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (DUqif)

623 She's not showing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (dUJdY)


How far along is she?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq)

624 The Democrat Mob who threatened the Cruzes posted the threats on Twitter. They don't violate Jack Dorsey's terms of service.

But a joke from James Woods does.

btw, one of the homosexuals even body-shamed Ted, telling him Beto was cuter. He thought he was Spartacus, but he was just Spartan. Like Cory.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (Ndje9)

625 Yes. More to the point, I think of Grassley tries to cave again, McConnell yanks it right to the full Senate.

McTurtle seems pretty confident he has the votes.

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (ig+cH)

626 > second accuser mouthpiece on Madcow saying she wants to testify under oath


I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.

Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (TM5Iv)

627 Yes, with the passing of dear John, what is left of the unrepentant Rhinos is Flakey, Corkscrew and two Skank Senators too goofy to move out of crappy climates.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (on9/0)

628 Tick-tock, Christine, tick-tock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (YgbOr)

629 How far along is she?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq)

She's actually inverted.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (dUJdY)

630 Rumor has it Flake is busy changing his name to "Bitter"



the guy thinks he's got a future at MSNBC

Even they have limited number of loss leaders

SUPERPUTZ

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (+g41/)

631 Everybody? STFD & STFU & support Cruz.

Too much gd PURITY.

Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (Cssks)

632 SMH, the gun thread page has a tank, in your honor and with your signature it's worth a bunch.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (FyBLL)

633 599 Any thoughts from anyone on Bill Cosby?

I admit I will be shocked if he actually does any time in jail. I suspect either the judge will suspend the sentence, or Cosby will find some way to avoid going to prison (suicide or he flees).
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (feaxc)

Female co-worker, who has been 29 for 29 years, says it is BS, they all were into that thing back then, and maybe asked for an extra hit because Bill is so big...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (1g7ch)

634 I have no faith in any Republican, save President Trump!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)


I'm sick of your fucking negativity troll !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (DUqif)

635 Under no circumstances should he force Kav to sit there while the despicable Democrats slander him.

It also keeps her from barging in as they are about to recess and demanding to be heard.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (brIR5)

636 McTurtle seems pretty confident he has the votes.


They did caucus today.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (yQpMk)

637 627 > second accuser mouthpiece on Madcow saying she wants to testify under oath


I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.

Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (TM5Iv)

She's trying to get Collins (who wanted Ramirez to testify) to demand another delay.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (jlHSA)

638 I initially wanted Cruz. I can admit now he wouldn't have done what Trump has, changing the entire playing field.

He bucked up, got on the team and he's excellent at being a bulldog. He's sharp as fuck. He's not a great politician- doesn't have "it." But if we're going to take back a lot of ground he's a good guy to have around.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (lufB/)

639
I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.

Posted by: Junior Soprano
-----------

Morgan Fairchild

Posted by: Jon Lovitz at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (YgbOr)

640 >>98 Personally I am not interested because, of course, Paizo have SJWed it up

Paizo is trying to break into the big(er) time. They licensed the rules to a game maker who just released, today I think, the Pathfinder Kingmaker computer rpg which looks like it will probably do well. I like their starfinder setting better but that's all moot for me because I can't find anyone I know with time for more than a quick munchkin game or something.

Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (YR7aL)

641 SMH, the gun thread page has a tank, in your honor and with your signature it's worth a bunch.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (FyBLL)


Will you take a check, or do I need to bring cash??

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (n9EOP)

642 Was Jeff Flake chemjeff all along?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (jlHSA)

643 Someone may have posted already because it's making the rounds.

Shits so crazy that Caitlyn Jenner just filed a lawsuit against Bruce Jenner accusing him of sexual abuse 30 years ago.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (2DOZq)

644 >> Does he lurk he? or is he a sock?

I think Tucker was the originator of Creepy Porn Lawyer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (PMKe/)

645 Dr. Ford now saying she can't drive though Red states because she doesn't feel safe, so she needs to go up through Canada. Should be there Monday.

Posted by: Rand McNasty at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (XcgmW)

646 "I want to testify under oath, but first..."

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (bUjCl)

647 627 Junior

Angie DICKINSON? Is she still... extant?

Twenty-three skidoo!

Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (Cssks)

648 I liked Cruz, but did not want him for President
vs.
I did not like Trump, but did want him for President.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (1g7ch)

649 641 Paizo is trying to break into the big(er) time. They licensed the rules to a game maker who just released, today I think, the Pathfinder Kingmaker computer rpg which looks like it will probably do well. I like their starfinder setting better but that's all moot for me because I can't find anyone I know with time for more than a quick munchkin game or something.

Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (YR7aL)

Yes, that was just put up on GOG today.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (jlHSA)

650 20% AIDS would kill the hook-up culture and put a premium on committed, monogamous, faithful relationships.

No way we need that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (hyuyC)

651 612
I prefer Trump (now), but I still think Cruz would've beat the witch. People forget what a devious little fucker Cruz is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (Sbb4A)


Naw, Cruz is too cerebral for much of the electorate. He just wouldn't "click" the way Trump did.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

652 Maybe she'll show Thursday and flip on the Dims for outing her when she requested anonymity.

Posted by: dartist at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (K22Va)

653 I'm okay, everyone, and I thank you for your concern. "Okay" is a relative term of course.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (l9m7l)

654 She's trying to get Collins (who wanted Ramirez to testify) to demand another delay.

McConnell needs to tell her, privately, STFD and STFU. Her room-temperature IQ is starting to wear thin

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (ig+cH)

655 Really makes you think why no mass killers and serial killers are studied and documented outside of countries making up Western Civilization. It's almost as if it's on purpose and agenda driven.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (k2d6x)

656 > She's trying to get Collins (who wanted Ramirez to testify) to demand another delay.

McConnell's patience is used up. Collins doesn't get dick.

Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (TM5Iv)

657 Angie Dickinson, well-known for taking a BAD bitchslap from none other than Ronald Reagan in The Killers in 1964. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (feaxc)

658 Ben Had, my time off was approved so Mrs. E and I plan on being there next month. We are bringing chow and ammo, maybe even something of an alcohol nature.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (zLDYs)

659 Everybody? STFD & STFU & support Cruz.

Too much gd PURITY.
Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (Cssks)

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You never took any Dale Carnegie courses, did you? If you did, they owe you your money back.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (I16G8)

660 632 Everybody? STFD & STFU & support Cruz.

Too much gd PURITY.
Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (Cssks)

GFY.

Posted by: Margins at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (5jVnA)

661 I have no faith in any Republican, save President Trump!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)

I'm sick of your fucking negativity troll !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (DUqif)


Dayum Scogg, I thought that was a pretty positive statement (for me)?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (n9EOP)

662 Twenty-three skidoo!

Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (Cssks)

The bee's knees!

Posted by: Miklos, charlestoning like the cat's meow at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (zCyNd)

663 I'm okay, everyone, and I thank you for your concern. "Okay" is a relative term of course.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (l9m7l)


Thanks for checking back in. I hope I wasn't out of line by sharing what you'd mentioned.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (y87Qq)

664 NeverScallops...

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (bUjCl)

665 >> I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson.

Big Bad Mama, full movie is on Youtube I see:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7z4po2tBPA

I don't know if it's censored or not, as there is not "confirm your age" popup.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (PMKe/)

666 Let's blow this joint and head for a speaks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (feaxc)

667 I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.





Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (TM5Iv)


Good god man, why?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (9Om/r)

668 glad you checked in Beckoning

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (dMvl+)

669 603 594 If she doesn't show up, they don't have to grill Kav.

Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (TM5Iv)

If the dems insist, do you have faith in Grassley not to cave?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (jlHSA)


Hearing was over, until ChiFi imaginary friend with imaginary story,
It was your imagination. Hearing is still over.

/maybe

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (1g7ch)

670 I think Tucker was the originator of Creepy Porn Lawyer.
Posted by: publius,
-----------

It's been immortalized in the AoSHQ Style Book meme list as CPL.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (YgbOr)

671 Smokey Feely Hands Uncle Joe is the king of periods! Emphasis in the original.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (on9/0)

672 I think Cruz is good in the Senate, and he would probably be a good Supreme Court justice. I just can't see him winning a Presidential election.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

673 651 20% AIDS would kill the hook-up culture and put a premium on committed, monogamous, faithful relationships.

No way we need that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (hyuyC)


I'm in a committed relationship.

It sucks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (DUqif)

674 > She's trying to get Collins (who wanted Ramirez to testify) to demand another delay.

McConnell's patience is used up. Collins doesn't get dick.

Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (TM5Iv)


I think they've really and truly pissed Grassley off.

Do you know how hard it is to piss off someone from Iowa?

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (953wK)

675 > Naw, Cruz is too cerebral for much of the electorate. He just wouldn't "click" the way Trump did.

I was a Cruz supporter, but, yeah, fully expected him to go down to defeat to Hillary.

Concur that he needs to be on the Supreme Court. If you think commie heads exploded over Gorsuch and Kavanaugh, just wait until it's Cruz.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (TM5Iv)

676 Hrothgar, all proceeds go to ibguy's charity, but bidding will be fierce.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (FyBLL)

677 Let's not bicker on who is killing whom on this happy occasion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (hyuyC)

678 Angie DickinsonMorgan Fairchild

Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Jeff Flake at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (Tyii7)

679 I'm still shocked Avenatti agreed to show up on Tucker's show.

I understand CPL left the studio a few feet shorter than when he arrived...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (feaxc)

680 Ben Had

I need to add crayons to my list.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (hyuyC)

681 Concur that he needs to be on the Supreme Court. If you think commie heads exploded over Gorsuch and Kavanaugh, just wait until it's Cruz.

Cruz for RBG?

Oh yeah, there would be literal explosions of heads. It would be... glorious.

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (ig+cH)

682 ScoggDog

Polyamorous is not possible?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (hyuyC)

683 Enough semen to get her stomach pumped twice a week.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (jlHSA)


So...she liked the sailors.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (NfFzi)

684 639 I initially wanted Cruz. I can admit now he wouldn't have done what Trump has, changing the entire playing field.

He bucked up, got on the team and he's excellent at being a bulldog. He's sharp as fuck. He's not a great politician- doesn't have "it." But if we're going to take back a lot of ground he's a good guy to have around.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (lufB/)

He won a Senate seat first go around as a big underdog. He was second to last man standing in a vicious primary. How you can say he's not a good politician and doesn't have it?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (2DOZq)

685 Neither Ford or the most recent accuser will ever testify before the Senate.
If they do, they will open themselves up to both civil and criminal liabilities.
This is nothing more than a last-ditch effort to delay the proceedings and
a lame attempt to sabotage Kavanaugh's confirmation.

Posted by: Leonard Jones at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (mxgwX)

686 car name, for Eris' new ride - Rhaegal, because green scales

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (bUjCl)

687 Eromero, this is an alcohol and smoke friendly event. So glad that you are going to be able to come.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (FyBLL)

688 And yes, I'm definitely all in on Cruz for SCOTUS. The sweet cascade of liberal rage tears - it cleanses me.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (lufB/)

689 Do you know how hard it is to piss off someone from Iowa?
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (953wK)

Tell them you're from illinois.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (oFsfu)

690 yankeefifth: "won't her opening statement be sworn?"

Sorry for the delay. Had chores.

Anyhoo, it won't matter. I forget if it was Lois Lerner or not (it was a big name from the Obama Admin), but she made an opening statement under oath and then plead the 5th for the rest of the hearing. Not a thing was done for the violation.

So after an opening testimony and before questions, those appearing can get away with such a stunt unless and until the Committee bears down and punishes them. So that won't happen. But the charade will still continue wrt this particular Ford hearing with lots of silence after any initial remarks.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (6eEQ+)

691 No worries hogmartin, We are all elementals here, the light may go out at any time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (l9m7l)

692 "Restoration of the rule of law is really high on our
agenda . . . I think I can safely say that for most everyone commenting
here (except the trolls of course).Posted by: filbert

Sure, my "we are NOT a nation of laws" point is that we are a people first, we have liberty under God FIRST.

We restore the law (which protects my God/Liberty sovereingty point) by recognizing when the law has been perverted (Bastiat).
One nation under God with Liberty and Justice for All. That is not determined by changing the law to make us communist, even if they get 100 senators to declare we are now servants of government. They could pass that law .. it would NOT apply to a nation under God, it would only apply to a "nation of laws".
see what Ima sayin?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (Cus5s)

693 654 I'm okay, everyone, and I thank you for your concern. "Okay" is a relative term of course.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (l9m7l)


I'm glad to hear that. Some of your comments lately had me worried about you.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

694 >> Enough semen to get her stomach pumped twice a week.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (PMKe/)

695 Hrothgar, all proceeds go to ibguy's charity, but bidding will be fierce.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (FyBLL)


So checks then!

Also, I've been meaning to ask, you are on good terms with local law enforcement, right?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (n9EOP)

696 ScoggDog

Polyamorous is not possible?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (hyuyC)


I'm thinking of finding her a husband. Maybe paying for the honeymoon.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:31 PM (DUqif)

697 Where are the stirring pix/tweets of the cross-country whistle stop tour? Or even the careless whispers of good friends?

Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:31 PM (Ras6A)

698 Ben Had, can you describe any of the illustrations therein?

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 09:31 PM (kQs4Y)

699 Angie DickinsonMorgan Fairchild

Lindsay WagnerLyndaCarter

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:31 PM (CZWkx)

700 I need to add crayons to my list.

Never leave home without them!

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at September 25, 2018 09:32 PM (Tyii7)

701 NaCly, It comes with it's own crayon.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:32 PM (FyBLL)

702 20% AIDS would kill the hook-up culture and put a premium on committed, monogamous, faithful relationships.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (hyuyC)


So would transitioning to a more irradiated, itinerant, scoured-wasteland-centric lifestyle.

Maybe not the monogamous part. I guess we'll just have to see!

*goes back to wrapping shotgun barrel with razor wire*

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (y87Qq)

703 How you can say he's not a good politician and doesn't have it?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (2DOZq)


Forget it Jake. It's Tejas!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (n9EOP)

704 Lancelot - Well, good politician is relative. I don't think on a national level he can click with people like Trump. He can seem wooden and awkward. He's an amazing speaker though, smart as hell, and can definitely mangle any pol who tries to tangle with him on policy.

Look, I'm a fan. I just recognize why he's not everyone's cup of tea.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (lufB/)

705 Elizabeth Montgomery

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (DUqif)

706 I think Cruz is good in the Senate, and he would
probably be a good Supreme Court justice. I just can't see him winning a
Presidential election.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (sdi6R)


Much truth there. He is totally suited for either position, but president is a stretch. In a sane world yeah, but half our population has their head so far up their ass they can perform a visual self prostate exam.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (9Om/r)

707 656 Really makes you think why no mass killers and serial killers are studied and documented outside of countries making up Western Civilization. It's almost as if it's on purpose and agenda driven.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (k2d6x)


It's cultural.





/del

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (1g7ch)

708 Cruz for RBG?



Oh yeah, there would be literal explosions of heads. It would be... glorious.

Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (ig+cH)



That's when you release the Amy.
Cruz for the Wise Latina when she's finally in a diabetic coma.

Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (sXefu)

709 Concur that he needs to be on the Supreme Court. If you think commie heads exploded over Gorsuch and Kavanaugh, just wait until it's Cruz.

Cruz for RBG?

Oh yeah, there would be literal explosions of heads. It would be... glorious.
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (ig+cH)

Better yet, Cruz for the W I D E L A T I N A.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (Ldr3U)

710 74 ...
And ensured that Ralph relish would not spend the final five minutes of his life in the company of Albert Pierrepoint.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (brIR5)

711 Cruz will never be a serious possibility for SCOTUS. From now on all GOP nominations for the court will be groomed by the Federalist Society, all politically clean, all experienced judges.


Cruz is most valuable in the Senate, although I wouldn't be upset to see Cruz replace Sessions as AG.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (tPFB+)

712 >> Elizabeth Montgomery

Hells to the yeah. Like a screen door on a submarine, man.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (PMKe/)

713 705 705 Lancelot - Well, good politician is relative. I don't think on a national level he can click with people like Trump. He can seem wooden and awkward. He's an amazing speaker though, smart as hell, and can definitely mangle any pol who tries to tangle with him on policy.

Look, I'm a fan. I just recognize why he's not everyone's cup of tea.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (lufB/)

Both my father and grandfather constantly went on about how completely unlikable they found him during election season.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (jlHSA)

714 I'm thinking of finding her a husband. Maybe paying for the honeymoon.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:31 PM (DUqif)


Damn, this place is addictive, sort of like watching a train wreck.

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (n9EOP)

715 BeckoningChasm

We need you and the rest of the Horde to be thriving. We can at least listen.

I had something similar happen on my first ship. The guy right behind me died on a liberty launch. I knew him for 2 years. Good worker, squared away, strong family man. But he drank too much. Thought about it for years.

There is future happiness for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:35 PM (hyuyC)

716 Heather Locklear. I hear she's out of rehab.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:35 PM (YgbOr)

717 The TX senate race reminds me of KS senate race in 2014

Every poll save one , had Roberts losing. He won by 10.8



The pollsters rushed to the mics to apologize

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:35 PM (+g41/)

718 You know, I honestly do not want to worry anyone. I am more bereft over the loss of my friend than I am over any personal problem. And trust me, I have more personal problems that would get me into a "he's the Thing" dance than anything else in my life.

I really and truly appreciate everyone's responses since The Event. What hurts most is that she and I were more "girlfriend and boyfriend" than just friends. Not trying to be prurient or anything, I just wanted a proper goodbye.

And yeah, I'm way drunk. Have been ever since. I love you all, even you, MisHum, who will probably delete my posts. Hey, the world is real.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:36 PM (l9m7l)

719 You can't nom Cruz for Ginsburg. He's half her age!

Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2018 09:36 PM (8kQyI)

720 Cocaine Mitch has surprised us more than once this year. The man actually has balls.

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:36 PM (6Zmow)

721 Angie Dickinson Morgan Fairchild Lindsay Wagner Lynda Carter Elizabeth Montgomery

Saving these names for later. In my bunk.

God bless the Internet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (TM5Iv)

722 677 Let's not bicker on who is killing whom on this happy occasion.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (hyuyC)

It's the 2018 HQ. 75% of the talking is about killing these days.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (jlHSA)

723 NaCly, It comes with it's own crayon.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:32 PM (FyBLL)


Is it the ultimate deluxe Crayola set with both mauve and puce crayons, because otherwise I might not bid?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (n9EOP)

724 Erin Gray

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (CZWkx)

725 dems will beat her silly if she does not show up

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (bUjCl)



Was the strategy to ever have her show up at all or just put enough pressure on Republicans to fold?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (SiINZ)

726 Hikaru - That's the problem, so much of politics is knee jerk. People form very quick associations and are loathe to drop them. I like Cruz because he's cerebral and actually had a sense of humor (like tweeting Zodiac letters).

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:38 PM (lufB/)

727 won't her opening statement be sworn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

As sworn as Lois Lerner's was.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:38 PM (brIR5)

728 Was the strategy to ever have her show up at all or just put enough pressure on Republicans to fold?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (SiINZ)

yes

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:38 PM (bUjCl)

729 Gwenyth Paltrow is opening a store in London:

https://tinyurl.com/yasx2wx3

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 09:39 PM (Ldr3U)

730 12-pack of Shiner Bock.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (jlHSA)


Bud Lite ... Fake beer.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 09:39 PM (Pe/Hn)

731 As sworn as Lois Lerner's was.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:38 PM (brIR5)

Most of the arcane venerable Rules of the Senate are really just very flexible guidelines!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (n9EOP)

732 Hrothgar, this is the Horde. More than one crayon and they will just eat them.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (FyBLL)

733 726 Hikaru - That's the problem, so much of politics is knee jerk. People form very quick associations and are loathe to drop them. I like Cruz because he's cerebral and actually had a sense of humor (like tweeting Zodiac letters).
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:38 PM (lufB/)

Yeah. Their thought process was "Cruz is so unlikable that Congress will stonewall him every chance they get".

Well, they're doing the same thing to Trump, so...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (jlHSA)

734 > dems will beat her silly if she does not show up

Disagree. I think they know she's a raging loon whose only real value is to keep delaying the process in the forlorn hope that something else will emerge.

Once it's clear there will be no more delays, they'll ignore her like Cindy Sheehan at a Barack Obama reelection rally.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (TM5Iv)

735 >> Erin Gray

MeTV is running Buck Rodgers in the 25th Century on Saturdays at 11PM now.

She birthed more than a few hand babies from young Publius.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (PMKe/)

736 Much truth there. He is totally suited for either position, but president is a stretch. In a sane world yeah, but half our population has their head so far up their ass they can perform a visual self prostate exam.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (9Om/r)


Around here ?

Cruz is too slick.

People here want a fighter now. Honestly ... people here just want a fight at this point.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (DUqif)

737 The TX senate race reminds me of KS senate race in 2014

Every poll save one , had Roberts losing. He won by 10.8

The pollsters rushed to the mics to apologize
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:35 PM (+g41/)


I wholeheartedly, unabashedly promote lying to pollsters at every possible opportunity.

Bastards are a plague upon the body politic.

Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (953wK)

738 Was the strategy to ever have her show up at all or just put enough pressure on Republicans to fold?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (SiINZ)

They expected Kavanaugh to fold or Trump to pull the nomination by now.
In the words of the philosopher Gomer Pyle,

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (6Zmow)

739 Veronica Hamel

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (tPFB+)

740 Hrothgar, this is the Horde. More than one crayon and they will just eat them.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (FyBLL)


SO, one black crayon, right?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (n9EOP)

741 Last time I lost a bet to Mrs. REDACTED, she got a Honda Foreman out of me. It was a tough loss but I accepted the consequences.

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (+g41/)


One of those grills that cooks sushi?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (Pe/Hn)

742 Elizabeth Montgomery

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (DUqif)

Eva Gabor.

You can have Zsa Zsa (you and the rest).

Posted by: Miklos, Magyar like Gabor at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (zCyNd)

743 711 Cruz will never be a serious possibility for SCOTUS. From now on all GOP nominations for the court will be groomed by the Federalist Society, all politically clean, all experienced judges.


Cruz is most valuable in the Senate, although I wouldn't be upset to see Cruz replace Sessions as AG.
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (tPFB+)


As I said, put him in the 9th Circus or DC...

To Amend...

9th is too big, split it in two and put him on either new circuit while Repubs have majority. Pack the courts for a generation.

Nip 'it' in the bud at the circuits.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (1g7ch)

744 >> Gwenyth Paltrow is opening a store in London:

What's she selling? $15K dildos and cooter steamers?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (PMKe/)

745 The "2pm Wed Ford beg off" window is open and available for bets

Bring it , munchkins

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (+g41/)

746 736 Around here ?

Cruz is too slick.

People here want a fighter now. Honestly ... people here just want a fight at this point.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (DUqif)

I think we've moved past "fight" and onto "massacre".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (jlHSA)

747 716 Heather Locklear. I hear she's out of rehab.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:35 PM (YgbOr)

Penis Withdrawal?

Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 09:42 PM (k2d6x)

748 Joanna Cameron (Isis)

The show was pretty stupid, but OMG was she fine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:42 PM (TM5Iv)

749
Apart, you think Eva and Zsa Zsa looked alike, but when we see a picture of 'em together, it's clear that Eva was the hotter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:42 PM (PMKe/)

750 I'm opening a food truck in Duluth.

Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 09:42 PM (Tyii7)

751 One of those grills that cooks sushi?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (Pe/Hn)


AND mulches !!!

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (+g41/)

752 >> Gwenyth Paltrow is opening a store in London:

What's she selling? $15K dildos and cooter steamers?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (PMKe/)

No, £15K dildos and cooter steamers.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (Ldr3U)

753 If the topic is beautiful women, Mathilda May. Catherine O'Hara.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (l9m7l)

754 What's she selling? $15K dildos and cooter steamers?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (PMKe/)


Hmmm, the Pocket CooterMan.

Posted by: Ron Popeil at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (sXefu)

755 Heather Locklear is part Lumbee Indian. I think that qualifies her for congress (capitalization optional).

Posted by: Miklos, also maybe part Lumbee at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (zCyNd)

756 Can a $15k cooter steamer do double duty as a ball moisturizer and relaxer? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: asymmetrical bear at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (H5knJ)

757 I think we've moved past "fight" and onto "massacre".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (jlHSA)


There used to be an intermediate "blood-letting" stage, have we already passed that?

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (n9EOP)

758 MU Eris, It is a pictorial of all of the threads on the blog and attendees will sign their favorite pages before the bidding begins My biggest laugh is the picture for the ONT.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (FyBLL)

759 Qpac has Cruz +9. I'll be amazed if it's less than an 11 or 12 point win. Beto has a lot of out of state money which does jack shit when they can't vote for him, and he doesn't even need the money because he'd get free press fellatio even if he were flat broke.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:44 PM (lufB/)

760 KS senate race in 2014. Sigh.

I fought hard for Milton Wolf. I even got the chance to correct his stump speech.

We would be in good shape if he had won.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:44 PM (hyuyC)

761 Ted came in second because he was the only other guy who had thrown any sand at all into the Machine's gears.

I supported him and still like him.

And I'm so glad he lost.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 09:44 PM (Ndje9)

762 Big Bad Mama, full movie is on Youtube I see:
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM


Given this movie also stars The Shat and Tom Skerritt for the 'ettes, it should have its own Movie Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (DMUuz)

763 Jayne Kennedy

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (CZWkx)

764 Do I have time to unload the dishwasher before the ONT?

Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (6Zmow)

765 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (ZkxsK)

766 Around here ?



Cruz is too slick.



People here want a fighter now. Honestly ... people here just want a fight at this point.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (DUqif)


Thats why I said in a sane world, where you can just say hey the dude knows the constitution and the laws, loves the America, and is qualified. But half the USA wants the right shoe color, or the right zip code, or reads the right books, etc etc. They want the fucking bling and don't give a shit about substance.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (9Om/r)

767 748 Joanna Cameron (Isis)

The show was pretty stupid, but OMG was she fine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:42 PM (TM5Iv)


I may or may not remember her from Playboy back in the day.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

768 Hello, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (y87Qq)

769
Eva and Zsa Zsa:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybuam35q

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (PMKe/)

770 722. Pushing it toward 100% over here, boss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (fA1SL)

771 It's the 2018 HQ. 75% of the talking is about killing these days.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (jlHSA)


One rule - do not shit where you eat.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (1g7ch)

772 746 736 Around here ?

Cruz is too slick.

People here want a fighter now. Honestly ... people here just want a fight at this point.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (DUqif)

I think we've moved past "fight" and onto "massacre".
Posted by: Hikaru



I WANT HEADS ON PIKES!!! LET THE BURNINGS COMMENCE!!!

Too much?

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 09:46 PM (YV7PK)

773 Laaaaaaaadies and gentlemen (and Democrats)!!! Step right up!!!!! Only two more days for this bullshit, Chinese-fire-drill sale!!! Everything HAS TO GO!!!!!

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 25, 2018 09:46 PM (5TrvA)

774 At least the scum who harassed Ted Cruz last night did not include the owner of Fiola Restaurant itself, am I right? Does anyone here know for sure?
Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)

Too bad he didn't have a Brute Squad with him.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:12

Has anyone emailed the restaurant?
here's their email http://www.fioladc.com/reservations/

Give them hell, nicely. I'm just gonna say I'll never eat there when I visit DC unless they address this issue.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2018 09:47 PM (yJ1e6)

775 They want the fucking bling and don't give a shit about substance.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (9Om/r)


Even rational people that should know better have lost any sense of priorities these days!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:47 PM (n9EOP)

776 770 722. Pushing it toward 100% over here, boss!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (fA1SL)

You'd have to drive off Fen to get to 100%. I don't think anybody wants that.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:47 PM (jlHSA)

777 Audrey and Judy Landers

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (CZWkx)

778 The Democrats worst nightmare is that she testifies under oath under questioning from a competent atty on the GOPside.

Its all fun and games until theres prison time associated with it.

Frankly i want to see one of these frauds jailed to limit the future pool of bullshit.

Posted by: JEM at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (j6XEO)

779 evenin', hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (ZkxsK)

780 Stop socking me! It's not a food truck! It's a glory hole and ill take all cummers!

Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (k2d6x)

781


Here it is, Cruz speaking of the 2016 Chicago rally and the violence perpetrated against Trump supporters:

Senator Ted Cruz of Texas said, "When you have a campaign that affirmatively encourages violence, you create an environment that only encourages that sort of nasty discourse."

Good job, Cruz, on helping create the environment that gets you chased out a restaurant.



Cruz said that a couple of weeks after it became known that Mr. Rep. Jan Schakowsky (criminal and former inmate) Robert Creamer was hiring and organizing protests at Trump rallies. Which I always thought was illegal, but since nothing came of it, I guess I was wrong.


That was the day I became a Trump supporter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (HaL55)

782 I WANT HEADS ON PIKES!!! LET THE BURNINGS COMMENCE!!!



Too much?

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 09:46 PM (YV7PK)

****
Nope. Seems a sane, sensible and rational approach to the left at this point. certainly a hell of a lot more sane than the left's approach to anything

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (5TrvA)

783 362
Regarding the rapid response of the Crazy Progressives to a Republican target dining at a restaurant:



I wonder if Progs at the restaurants are checking the reservation
list. That would provide time to assemble a group of crazies at the
right place time.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (AMIL/)
---------------------------------
The family of Soros Organizations are getting quite efficient at ruining the dinners of conservative diners who just happen to also work for, or are associated with, President Trump.
This fine display of organization skills, from the money people to the foot soldiers on the ground, needs to be recognized for what it is.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (UsCnO)

784 772. Well I learned a lot the other day here on some post discussion of drawing and quartering so I think heads on pikes are all good.

Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (3CFdj)

785 776. She's coming around. I'm not saying she's totally onboard with certain aspects of the canal network plan, but she's not far from accordion-curious.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (fA1SL)

786 Why hasn't anybody from Perkins Coie or Fusion GPS been hauled off to the Gulags let?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (jlHSA)

787 Charles Atlas

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (CDGwz)

788 ...yet, even.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (jlHSA)

789 Is Gwynnie opening a Cheese Shop, perchance?

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (RuIsu)

790 Watching "Akira" because why not. Wow, is this a depressing movie.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (l9m7l)

791 782
I WANT HEADS ON PIKES!!! LET THE BURNINGS COMMENCE!!!





Too much?



Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 09:46 PM (YV7PK)

****
Nope.
Seems a sane, sensible and rational approach to the left at this point.
certainly a hell of a lot more sane than the left's approach to
anything


Posted by: Publius Redux at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (5TrvA)

So, we are good with simple pussy pinching again, right?

Posted by: Billy Bush at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (UsCnO)

792 774 Has anyone emailed the restaurant?
here's their email http://www.fioladc.com/reservations/

Give them hell, nicely. I'm just gonna say I'll never eat there when I visit DC unless they address this issue.
Posted by: Farmer

They're already screening Yelp. I'm gonna wait a couple of weeks, go there for dinner, take pix of everything, and then really lay into them. It's fargin war, y'all.

Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (Ras6A)

793 786 Why hasn't anybody from Perkins Coie or Fusion GPS been hauled off to the Gulags let?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (jlHSA)


Right after tomorrow afternoon's nap!

Posted by: AG Sessionzzz at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (n9EOP)

794 790. Palate cleanser - Tarkovsky's 'Stalker'. It's in public domain, as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (fA1SL)

795 ID them, then take their stuff in the burning times.

Until we get encrypted coms --OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (hyuyC)

796 Burger Chef at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (RuIsu)


aha ! RuSU. Confess, heathen! WHo are you working for ?

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:52 PM (bUjCl)

797 We're the classy alternative!

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at September 25, 2018 09:52 PM (Tyii7)

798 They're already screening Yelp. I'm gonna wait a couple of weeks, go there for dinner, take pix of everything, and then really lay into them. It's fargin war, y'all.
Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (Ras6A)


Ya gonna replate it first or just find a cockroach?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:52 PM (1g7ch)

799 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

-------------------------------

Late to the party, and probably will be willowed, but I recommend Clayton as the name.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2018 09:52 PM (+F0Wk)

800
For those who don't believe such a thing as a $15K gold vibrator exists, it's the Lelo Inez. It exists.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (PMKe/)

801 Actual question at Quora:

"How can I tell if my dog is liberal?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (feaxc)

802 In 2020 Neo Tokyo is going to explode.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (lufB/)

803 Have a wonderful night everyone.

May you be bragging, not complaining. And pray for an American resurgence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (hyuyC)

804 Only three more days before the Senate may or may not confirm Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (O681L)

805
Even rational people that should know better have lost any sense of priorities these days!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:47 PM (n9EOP)

I wanted a fighter. Actually, I wanted frigging Patton. I wanted a madman who would have done exactly what trump is doing. I'm not big on decorum, none of that means anything to me. I didn't care if the dude walked into the oval office wearing coveralls and a wife beater, but if he could pick up the phone, call the leader of iran and say hey achnod, fucking blow me. Thats the dude I wanted.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (9Om/r)

806 I have occasional dreams where the heads of the CEO's of NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, CBS, and NPR are arrayed on the spikes of the fence in front of the White House.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (CDGwz)

807 I've watched the talk around here regarding Cruz and Beto. I've seen the polls. I've also worked power plants all over Texas.

There is no fucking way Cruz loses. No fucking way.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (DUqif)

808 Lelo Inez
And we now have the winning name for the Subaru!

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (Tyii7)

809 Watching "Akira" because why not. Wow, is this a depressing movie.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (l9m7l)


Well, accidentally swapping some vowels around and watching Ikiru instead isn't exactly the feel-good popcorn flick of the summer either, man.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (y87Qq)

810 801. Let's see - doesn't have a job, depends on others for food & water & shelter, sleeps most of the day. Tears shit up. Yup. Dogs are libs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)

811 This Palp seems like a reasonable man, open to negotiation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (yQpMk)

812 Actual question at Quora:



"How can I tell if my dog is liberal?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (feaxc)


Still isn't housebroken and he's 35.

Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (sXefu)

813 Isn't Brad The Horde's preferred car name?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (DMUuz)

814 809
Yup. Gondola no ura......sigh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (fA1SL)

815 "How can I tell if my dog is liberal?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (feaxc)

Sleeps all day, complains about the chow, refuses to pick up after itself, tells the cat to chase the squirrels.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (oFsfu)

816 797: I said the other day that normally I'm pretty calm. I live and work in DC so I'm surrounded by these "Politics Are My Religion" people. I usually just tune them out. This whole Kavanaugh travesty has me reconsidering the Pinochet option though. Not sure what turned in me but this has been just appalling.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (YV7PK)

817 811.
Just walk away......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (fA1SL)

818 Good night, NaCly Dog.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (y87Qq)

819 I think most dogs have enough sense not to get mixed up with politics.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

820 Watching "Akira" because why not. Wow, is this a depressing movie.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (l9m7l)

Hey, at least it has a happy ending.

Posted by: Methos at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (XQvuQ)

821 I have occasional dreams where the heads of the
CEO's of NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, CBS, and NPR are arrayed on the spikes of
the fence in front of the White House.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (CDGwz)


Severed hands nailed to the doors of the Senate.

Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (sXefu)

822 799 I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.

Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM


Bonwolf the Magnificent?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (ZkxsK)

823 798 They're already screening Yelp. I'm gonna wait a couple of weeks, go there for dinner, take pix of everything, and then really lay into them. It's fargin war, y'all.
Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (Ras6A)


Ya gonna replate it first or just find a cockroach?
Posted by: Burnt Toast

Nah, neither. It's so cray expensive that all they need is some heavy "meh" treatment. The oxen are slow, but the Earth is patient.

For absolute f'reals -- I have been a longtime lurker, an armchair QB. I'm pissed AF. It's one thing for the 'party of civil liberties' to subvert them. This is all a bridge too far and I'm spitting on my hands.

Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (Ras6A)

824 Severed hands nailed to the doors of the Senate.[./i]


hey! That's my dream.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (yQpMk)

825 "How can I tell if my dog is liberal?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (feaxc)


If it cannot fuck it or eat it does it piss on it?
Not liberal.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (1g7ch)

826 Just struck me...


Isn't 'having' to believe someone, because of their sex, the very definition of SEXIST?

Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (NgKpN)

827 oops

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (yQpMk)

828 Abrams may win Georgia Governor;s race. According to latest polls....

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (bUjCl)

829 I had a Subaru Forrester. Loved that car, handled
great. The boy spawn outgrew it. Literally could barely fit in the
car and not comfortable. We got a bigger awd Chrysler and
hubbymayhem took over the Subaru. .

Went to a memorial service at the cemetery and pappymayhem
collapsed. 911 is called, responders arrive pappy refuses transport
to hospital. They ask if he is sure yes yes go away. Lady smiles and
suddenly everyone is moving quickly. They have another call, car wreck
gotta go. 20 minutes later the boy spawn arrives with my cousin.
Hands behind his back. Odd. Cousin says first you need to know everyone
is all right. Spawn shift, blood on his arm. Turns out hubbymayhem
And the two Spawn were the car wreck.

I drove hubby, and both spawn to the hospital while brother thing 2
drove pappy CT scans for all of them. My Subaru rolled down a steep
hill and landed upside down. Boy spawn had a minor cut from broken
glass, girl unharmed, hubby bruised up. Car totalled. But, the
wrecker dropped it in the wrong place and we needed to move it. Hubby
says got to have someone pull it, I said turn the key and see if the
bitch starts. Hit the key, booms damn thing fired right up. Subaru is
def on my short list for next car!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (myjNJ)

So sorry, madammayhem. My car got wrecked Sunday. I may be looking for a new car too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (imSgd)

830 I tune in and find this blasphemy:

Palpatine #810: 801. Let's see - doesn't have a job, depends on others for food & water & shelter, sleeps most of the day. Tears shit up. Yup. Dogs are libs.

All dogs have jobs. The best ones have real jobs. Defend you from enemies, loyal to the last, never betray you. Doesn't sound like libs to me.

I miss my doggeh

Posted by: mindful webworker - sameas dullmoonmindful webworks - when it all goes haywire at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (5LFjM)

831 This Palp seems like a reasonable man, open to negotiation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM


You try getting a bathroom break outta him ...

Posted by: Bronies at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (DMUuz)

832 805
I wanted a fighter. Actually, I wanted frigging Patton. I wanted a madman who would have done exactly what trump is doing. I'm not big on decorum, none of that means anything to me. I didn't care if the dude walked into the oval office wearing coveralls and a wife beater, but if he could pick up the phone, call the leader of iran and say hey achnod, fucking blow me. Thats the dude I wanted.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (9Om/r)


Yep! Same here.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

833 This whole Kavanaugh travesty has me reconsidering
the Pinochet option though. Not sure what turned in me but this has been
just appalling.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (YV7PK)


Reconsidering? Hell, I'm thinking about taking chopper flying lessons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (9Om/r)

834 redbanzai: just FYI, I'm very happy with my 2016 Hyundai Accent Hatchback... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (feaxc)

835 My car got wrecked Sunday. I may be looking for a new car too.

=

that's not good. you ok though ?

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (bUjCl)

836 How bout Throne of Blood? That's a sunny happy movie.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (lufB/)

837 That was a really messed up signature on my last.

Posted by: mindful webworks - when it all goes haywire at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (5LFjM)

838 Still isn't housebroken and he's 35.


Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (sXefu)

Dog or people years?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (imSgd)

839 Do Subaru still have head gasket problems or did that get fixed?

Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (I7cIZ)

840 Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (Ras6A)

Whoa! That's hot.

Posted by: Margins at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (5jVnA)

841 824. As Niccolo Machiavelli said, 'Manlius Torquatus possessed many other virtues in addition to his inhuman cruelty.'
Parse that one out.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (fA1SL)

842 Berserker: I can't wait to read your chopper tour place's Yelp reviews! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (feaxc)

843 Abrams may win Georgia Governor;s race. According to latest polls....

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (bUjCl)
******************
Crap... what's wrong with GA?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (hECVl)

844 How bout Throne of Blood? That's a sunny happy movie.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (lufB/)

Ha!

Posted by: Ran at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (oFsfu)

845 Wait a minute, does Trump have a pet dog or cat in the WH?

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (tPFB+)

846
redbanzai: just FYI, I'm very happy with my 2016 Hyundai Accent Hatchback... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (feaxc)

Is it big enough for car seats and hauling?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (imSgd)

847 Miniature Giraffe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (yQpMk)

848 836 How bout Throne of Blood? That's a sunny happy movie.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean



That is a FANTASTIC movie. Watch 'Ran' after it. You'll be twice as chipper.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (YV7PK)

849 Wait a minute, does Trump have a pet dog or cat in the WH?
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (tPFB+)

---------------------------

Honey badger

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (+F0Wk)

850 What smarmy smear tactics are the Dems up to before and after Thursday.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (hECVl)

851 I WANT HEADS ON PIKES!!! LET THE BURNINGS COMMENCE!!!





Too much?

Sir-

May we discuss a certain matter of mutual interest?

Posted by: Miklos, tzampotli fancier at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (zCyNd)

852 redbanzai, never mind.... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (feaxc)

853 823. This is good to hear!!

Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (3CFdj)

854 Wait a minute, does Trump have a pet dog or cat in the WH?


Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (tPFB+)


I wondered that myself, but then Trump don't really strike me as a pet owner.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (9Om/r)

855 Confirmed or not, I can guarantee one person that will be at Trump's funeral. Even though Trump talks about him like key of blow.

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (+g41/)

856 Puddleglum, I understand if you like the color red, Ran is especially great... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (feaxc)

857 Broseidon Czar of the Brocean: "Beto has a lot of out of state money which does jack shit when they can't vote for him..."

And Texas has been at the tip of the spear recently for tightening up the voting process. Illegal voting is getting harder and Texas (with others) have won their battles in court WRT election Law and voter ID. The margin of fraud is getting more difficult to attain.

Another reminder to voters: All elections are local, but local elections impact the nation. It's easy to overlook that thinking State and local elections are weak sisters to the national elections. They aren't. The ripple effect is real and has to be maintained. Get your own house in order so that you can clean up the neighborhood.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (6eEQ+)

858 Murkowski likely walked back so fast because her AK GOP constituents lit up her phone lines.

As for Cruz (and Kavanaugh), Newt Gingrich has it right in an opinion piece at FOX today:

"There are no clever alternatives. There are only victory or defeat now,"

Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (Cssks)

859 I wish that there really were miniature giraffes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (yQpMk)

860 Do Subaru still have head gasket problems or did that get fixed?
Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (I7cIZ)


Mine's fine all up in the engine-part (2009 2.5L EJ25). No problems there. I just have to keep a couple of milk crates full of spare throwout bearings in the back just in case.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (y87Qq)

861 Crap... what's wrong with GA?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (hECVl)

Tied according to another poll; hard to say, but her competitiveness in a place like Georgia, at that level is curious. Atlanta pull ?

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (bUjCl)

862 YouTube solaces:
"Steamed Hams but it's All Star"
Truly, this is the work of genius.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (l9m7l)

863 810 801. Let's see - doesn't have a job, depends on others for food & water & shelter, sleeps most of the day. Tears shit up. Yup. Dogs are libs.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)

Oh no he didn't!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (lCWBk)

864 Why own a dog when you can fuck it, eat it, or piss on it yourself?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (1g7ch)

865 854 I wondered that myself, but then Trump don't really strike me as a pet owner.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (9Om/r)

Supposedly, he considers them unclean and wants nothing to do with them.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (jlHSA)

866 769
Eva and Zsa Zsa:


Great. Now I'm hungry for goulash.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (Pe/Hn)

867 Miniature Giraffe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (yQpMk)

I am 5' 8", I'll have you know.

Posted by: Adam Schitff at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (zCyNd)

868 849 Wait a minute, does Trump have a pet dog or cat in the WH?
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (tPFB+)


Mushroom headed trouser snake

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (+g41/)

869 859 I wish that there really were miniature giraffes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (yQpMk)

A long necked Min-pin can look like one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (lCWBk)

870 Puddle, Ran's in my Top 5 favorite movies ever.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (lufB/)

871 Reconsidering? Hell, I'm thinking about taking chopper flying lessons.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (9Om/r)


Everybody wants the glory jobs.

Somebody has to make sure the woodchippers are spinning. The lights are up to show the target circles.

I'll be that guy. No shame in doing a simple job well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (DUqif)

872 Why own a dog when you can own a Robo-dog

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (bUjCl)

873 Grump, I think Geoffrey of Toys R Us was the last one. :-/

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (feaxc)

874 Aibo

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (bUjCl)

875 I wanted a fighter. Actually, I wanted frigging Patton. I wanted a madman who would have done exactly what trump is doing. I'm not big on decorum, none of that means anything to me. I didn't care if the dude walked into the oval office wearing coveralls and a wife beater, but if he could pick up the phone, call the leader of iran and say hey achnod, fucking blow me. Thats the dude I wanted.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (9Om/r)

I wanted someone to upend the tables, trash the place, grab shit by the front hole, and get shit done. That and he was the only one I had confidence that could take down clinton and the traitorous GOPe. I am beyond pleased, and every new day in the era of Trump is a blessing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (5jVnA)

876 Nood... and nobody "1sted" yet.

Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (8kQyI)

877 ONT is up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (I16G8)

878 "We believe survivors"


Mary Jo Kopechne had no comment.

Oops. She didn't survive.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (brIR5)

879 871 Everybody wants the glory jobs.

Somebody has to make sure the woodchippers are spinning. The lights are up to show the target circles.

I'll be that guy. No shame in doing a simple job well.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (DUqif)

What's the point of instituting a brutal dictatorship if you don't get to be Stalin?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (jlHSA)

880 870: Kurosawa was one of the best.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (YV7PK)

881 davidt: "Wait a minute, does Trump have a pet dog or cat in the WH?"

Velociraptors.

Can't wait until he releases them upon Pelosi's Flying Monkeys.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (6eEQ+)

882 My car got wrecked Sunday. I may be looking for a new car too.



=



that's not good. you ok though ?

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (bUjCl)

Everyone is (mostly) fine and I wasn't in the car at the time. My 23 year old son went to the grocery store for me (or at least tried to). Some maniac ran a red light and t-boned him. He spun into another car and then the maniac hit that car too. He got bruises and a sore neck and elbow. No one else was injured. My car is so crunched on three sides though and ALL the air bags deployed.

Granddaughter 9 months was crying to go with her uncle to the store and I am SO glad I didn't send her. Her car seat got crunched too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (imSgd)

883 (839) Replace with gasket made from Lisa Douglas' hot cake recipe.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (RuIsu)

884 Did anyone mention Noood ONT?

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=377197

Posted by: mindful webworks - heraldicallishly at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (5LFjM)

885 >> 828
Abrams may win Georgia Governor;s race. According to latest polls....

I've seen her name in about 5-10 different yards around central Savannah, no one else's. But that doesn't say squat because it's kind of virtue signaling - leftist central here, and any other name would get you vandalized or worse. I'd say I see fewer of her name than I saw of obama's.

Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (YR7aL)

886 What's the point of instituting a brutal dictatorship if you don't get to be Stalin?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (jlHSA)


Just the simple satisfaction of a job needed done, done well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (DUqif)

887 876 Nood... and nobody "1sted" yet.
Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (8kQyI)


You had one job.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

888 Crap... what's wrong with GA?

Reasonable Home price attraction
Progtard invasion.
Hollywood studio relocation.

"Black Lives Matter" infection.

Atlanta.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (CZWkx)

889 Crap... what's wrong with GA?

Reasonable Home price attraction
Progtard invasion.
Hollywood studio relocation.

"Black Lives Matter" infection.

Atlanta.


Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (CZWkx)

Or just politically motivated push polling.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (imSgd)

890 Granddaughter 9 months was crying to go with her uncle to the store and I am SO glad I didn't send her. Her car seat got crunched too.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (imSgd)

what a miracle she was not in the car.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (bUjCl)

891 what a miracle she was not in the car.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (bUjCl)

God is very good. It is also a miracle son wasn't hurt worse. I am sad about my car but I am blessed that is all I have to be sad about.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (imSgd)

892 That CPL a-hole is really getting tiresome, I hope at the end of it all he gets disbarred. Might be time to up the ante on the nickname - how about "Gloryhole Avanetti"?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (VyJuA)

893 Ford will "testify." She will read an accusatory statement and her attorneys will shut down any legitimate question. It will be a travesty and the Left will eat it up. When Kavanaugh testifies, he will be savaged.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (8snNp)

894 I can't drive a Lesbian, crankshaft never works.
320 I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)


they are fun to drive
whatcha get?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (dMvl+)

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at September 25, 2018 10:32 PM (yScAF)

895 It will surely be a non-testimony for the ages. I will go so far as to predict that the silence inherent in Ms. Blasey-Ford's non-testimony will make all other historical silences pale in comparison.

Posted by: A dissolute Wastrel at September 25, 2018 10:37 PM (aR6p7)

896 You want heads on pikes

You will settle for ice fishing for pikes

You will get fish sticks.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2018 11:16 PM (mUa7G)

897 822 Ethanol the Unready?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 25, 2018 11:35 PM (QX0Xt)

898 If the Repubs. in California joined forces with the far left and voted for Feinstein's opponent, she would get kicked to the curb. How satisfying would that be.

Posted by: Haze Gray at September 26, 2018 02:30 AM (4sOAb)

Creepy Porn Lawyer Denies 4Chan Prank Claim But Does Not Disprove the Anonymous Allegation Made Against Him So He's Guilty As Fuck

Here's the problem with his denial, though: he's a scumbag.



Well, we'll see.

He claims he just locked his account due to "Trump trolls."

Wait, he didn't already have those?

In the meantime, though, Democrats are keeping their distance from him.

And if Democrats, who are all scumbags -- Chuck Schumer has declared that the presumption of innocence is now a dead-letter -- are keeping their distance from a fellow scumbag -- he must be a very scummy scumbag indeed.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:42 PM




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1 Cream and pond scum ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (AoK0a)

2 Trump trolls rule.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (2NqXo)

3 Eh, it's a living.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (sXefu)

4 Not to mention, we're still waiting for the 100% credible witness ... whether he locked his account or not.

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (AoK0a)

5 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.

Posted by: Pj at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (qlTN9)

6
Nobody calling NOOD?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (/9p9e)

7 4chan getting Avenatti is waaaay more plausible than the Ford slut, never mind whatever whackjob smear he was actually pushing.

Let the denials speing forth. Calling 4chan liars invites hilarious and painful retribution.

Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (Mgabo)

8 Psychotics need representation too, you know!

Posted by: M. Avenatti,Esq - Monetizing Insanity One Bimbo At A Time at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (CZWkx)

9 Avenatti/Ramirez 2020

Trump is toast.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (2NqXo)

10 Nobody calling NOOD?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (/9p9e)

I DID !!

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (bUjCl)

11 Anyone up for a Cleveland Steamer?

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)

12 He might have gotten away with the denial but by locking his twitter account he pretty much admitted that he got punked.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JUOKG)

13

Really, it's much better for us if Avenatti was not trolled and is actually going ahead with his outrageous slander.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (vjy0I)

14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)

15
This guy makes Joe Tacopina and Bruce Cutler look like Dershowitz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

16 I have a feeling this Avenetti guy is going to get me re-elected.

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (suJ2l)

17 7. Yup. The chantards lurv it when normiefagz try to stop in. It always works out well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (fA1SL)

18 Nobody calling NOOD?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (/9p9e)


I'm pretty much nude.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (sXefu)

19 Reports that I have moved Thursday's hearing to Friday are wrong, I have scheduled the committee vote on Friday.

Posted by: Sen Badass Grassley at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (xWzjc)

20 14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)


A former staffer supposedly has accused him of abuse.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

21

Indeed, if Avenatti was duped, it actually reinforces the legitimacy of the other 2 false accusers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (vjy0I)

22 He'd be better off going with duped because the alternatives are:

1) I made it up whole cloth
2) I was so stupid I misunderstood something then blared it all over the internet.
3) someone misled me

Which of these three options is the less shameful and humiliating, Creepy?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (39g3+)

23 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!

Does that include lying about military service and Stolen Valor?

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (CZWkx)

24 Willowed:

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)

Probably look for another victim group angle and exploit that line of attack. After forming themselves from mutually hostile victim identity groups, picking the go-to group for the attack seems to be the extent of the playbook. I cannot see them using the patriotic "we are all Americans" play at this date. So - it will be a call for attacks on gays and others of sexual roulette, or Latinos, or Blacks. I do not see it on Asians - no one will believe their support of Asians at this time.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (0QYMt)

25 regardless of whether it was the 4chan "fags" (a "cute" nickname they apparently all call each other), they did seem to show exactly how such a schmuck looking for smut could be (and probably was) played.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (Cus5s)

26 Once again... they really will not like the rules they are forcing upon us.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (NgKpN)

27 Michael J. Avenatti Esq.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (Ldr3U)

28 Rolling downhill like a snowball headed for hell

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (M+Lyo)

29 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.

Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted by one of the usual suspects on another website, didn't bother investigating. What were a group of people laughing at that wasn't Trump? Koi Pond II, Electric Fishaloo, I assume.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (HtLSE)

30 Knock, Knock.

Posted by: Four Deer at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (5jVnA)

31 Proceeding with a knowingly false media campaign could lose him his law license, couldn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

32 1. held in bedroom
2. held down in bedroom
3. showed a penis
4. ran rape gangs but was virgin

he is a fukn evil genius mastermind!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (JFO2v)

33 These 'people' are traitors. They deserve the harshest penalty available.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (zLDYs)

34 My pole is small and insignificant!

Posted by: Gamerass at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (v1udk)

35 24 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (0QYMt)


No matter what, I think most decent Americans have had it up to here (pointing at my eyebrows) with the Left.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (/9p9e)

36 The Democrats' problem with Creepy Porn Lawyers is not that he's a scumbag, it's that he failed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

37 Categorical denial is proof of guilt according to Democrats, so since he is their ally it is time to declare his guilt before all time and proceed to the execution.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (0QYMt)

38 Yes, I know why lawyers wear ties!!! So fuck you!!!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (jDF8P)

39 >> I'm pretty much nude.
Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer

Hey, CPL, you up for a cuck/bi/pegging scene with Stormy and male talent of your choice?

Posted by: Kink.com Casting Dept. at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (PMKe/)

40 What does it take to get lawyers like this disbarred? Sheesh!

Maybe he needs to take that Comey legal ethics class. (The words Comey, legal, and ethics do not belong in the same sentence in any sane world.)

Posted by: JTB at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (V+03K)

41
Think About It: Fake News (even my local fake news) has been hyping Avenatti's "3rd accuser" for days.

This makes them all look disgusting.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (vjy0I)

42 29 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.

Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted by one of the usual suspects on another website, didn't bother investigating. What were a group of people laughing at that wasn't Trump? Koi Pond II, Electric Fishaloo, I assume.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (HtLSE)


He knocked it out of the park. Again. Screw Fox.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (/9p9e)

43 Willowed:

Grassley on Twitter just now:

Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford & Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (Ri0Ku)

44 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (/8RAd)

45 36 The Democrats' problem with Creepy Porn Lawyers is not that he's a scumbag, it's that he failed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (yQpMk)


Can't wait for him to announce is 2020 candidacy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (/9p9e)

46 Again. Screw Fox.---
Enemies foreign.
And domestic.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (CZWkx)

47 Who in his right mind would believe the rape gang story ?

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

48 So s he gonna bring out the "victim" or not?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

49 It's not what you say, it's what you are talking about. Let's keep talking about CPL.

Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (6HWvp)

50 love the headline, ace.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (1YQLC)

51 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at
the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.
They skipped the middle part of it.



Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted by one of the
usual suspects on another website, didn't bother investigating. What
were a group of people laughing at that wasn't Trump? Koi Pond II,
Electric Fishaloo, I assume.


Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM


---

I saw the unedited video earlier. They were laughing at a joke Trump made about the economy.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (JUOKG)

52 Anyone up for a Cleveland Steamer?


Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)


Like Cliffs Victory?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (0QYMt)

53 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.

Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)

54 Since when did pimps take the title of Esquire?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (Ldr3U)

55 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.
Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)

yes.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

56 since presumption of innocence is dead, GOP needs to start accusing the few, semi males remaining who are important to these aging, bitter spinsters who are pushing this shit of rape and force them to swallow a bitter pill.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (Ejm4y)

57 Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted
by one of the usual suspects on another website, didn't bother
investigating. What were a group of people laughing at that wasn't
Trump? Koi Pond II, Electric Fishaloo, I assume.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (HtLSE)

Nothingburger, unless Fox doctored it to make it look bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00l9v1mU8E0

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (5jVnA)

58 50 love the headline, ace.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (1YQLC)


Guilt is a Jewish thing. Fuck, about 50/50 at best.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (/9p9e)

59 http://www.boatnerd.com/pictures/historic/perspectives/CliffsVictory/scan0066.jpg

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (0QYMt)

60 I want to take a page out of Inglorius Bastards and carve a big L on all these fuckers foreheads.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (GHwQU)

61 He knocked it out of the park. Again. Screw Fox.

"You just get all your news from Fox!" - idiot in my office.

I laugh. It helps the pain-level ignorance cringes dissipate.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (HtLSE)

62 avanetti argues like a mean girl, his words have no meaning. They're just vague attempts to make mean comments about your shoes.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (Ejm4y)

63 My head looks like one of Stormy's tits!

Posted by: Avenatti's Flacid Legal Mind at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (v1udk)

64 56 since presumption of innocence is dead, GOP needs to start accusing the few, semi males remaining who are important to these aging, bitter spinsters who are pushing this shit of rape and force them to swallow a bitter pill.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (Ejm4y)


Open the books on the Senate fund that pays off sexual abuse or harassment claims.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (NgKpN)

65 30
Knock, Knock.


Posted by: Four Deer at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (5jVnA)

Don't answer, the deer are Demos.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (UsCnO)

66 Demunists plan FUBAR because one good man stood his ground.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (8yq6P)

67 Michael J. Avenatti Esq.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM


I see that and think Michigan J. Frog, Esq.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (2NqXo)

68 They're all in bed together, the Dems and their friends, greased up and ready to go.

Posted by: Caliban at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (QE8X6)

69 As I complained earlier today, I am really surprised that Grassley doesn't Executive Meeting on the calendar ever day for the next two weeks. He can always cancel them.

It seems like an obvious precaution to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

70 Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)

71 I would love to sit in on some Dem bigwig meetings, hear them lately.

"waht the living F**K this used to work all the time? What is going on lately???"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (39g3+)

72 54 Since when did pimps take the title of Esquire?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (Ldr3U)


*sound of Antonia Fargas pulling up in gold metal flake El Dorado and whipping out the jammy*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (/9p9e)

73 Avenatti isn't just a scumbag, he's an incredibly stupid scumbag. His (soon to be) ex-wife is SMOKING hot; how he effed that up... I'd love to get her take on the guy. As I was un-clipping her stocking from her garter-belt.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (ty7RM)

74 J.J. Catholic Guilt is right there with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (GHwQU)

75 >>>>Off topic but Fox just edited the video at
the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.
They skipped the middle part of it.
~~~~~

They laughed after PDT said that his administration had accomplished more than almost any administration in history in under two years.

He said, "That's not the reaction I expected, but that's okay."

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (Ri0Ku)

76 This is only Tuesday?
This day has been three days long.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (oYD2h)

77 Creepy? Not at all.

I would have fucked him in high school. Because he's a WINNER!

Not like that LOSER Brett Kavanaugh who was a VIRGIN in high school and college!

What a crying pussy!

Posted by: Martha MacCallum at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (DuAZ5)

78 Week ago Sunday, cheap two star rated movie with The Rock. He gets outta jail, needs to kill everyone who screwed with his robbery gang. Billy Bob Thornton plays heroin shooting detective (but trying to be a good dad) hunting him down and trying to figure out why he's killing person A, person B, etc.


Did I say it was rated two stars?


Anyways, Bill Bob is going thru the first two victims to a colleague. " Let's see. First guy was a telemarketer. Second guy was a registered sex offender. Jesus. Who's next? A lawyer?"


Still makes me laugh.


No offense to you lawyers out there.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (q1VoB)

79 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (0QYMt)

*puffs cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (Ldr3U)

80 Some stupid "room mate" of Kavanaughs at Yale says Ramirez is probably right about Kav and he was probably capable of the "attack" because he was a drunk. He then says in the letter that he won't talk to anyone more about it... Nice..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (O2RFr)

81 I believe him plus, I think bald men are handsome.

Posted by: Allahpenis at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (r9UYA)

82 71 I would love to sit in on some Dem bigwig meetings, hear them lately.

"waht the living F**K this used to work all the time? What is going on lately???"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (39g3+)


Envision Admiral Chuichi Nagumo, looking back at the 4 smoldering hulks that used to be aircraft carriers in early June 1942...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)

83 75 >>>>Off topic but Fox just edited the video at
the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.
They skipped the middle part of it.
~~~~~

They laughed after PDT said that his administration had accomplished more than almost any administration in history in under two years.

He said, "That's not the reaction I expected, but that's okay."

===========

those assholes loved the commie from venezuela who hated on boosh the open bordered.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (Ejm4y)

84 They may have been laughing at him, however, their butts were puckered up like they were coated with alum.

He had a hickory bat and was hitting home runs.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (jcSzd)

85 I hang our in Strip Clubs and Emergency Room Lobbies!

Posted by: Avenatti's Flacid Legal Mind at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (v1udk)

86 55
This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.

Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)
I loved that movie. Romantic and sexy all at the same time.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (UsCnO)

87 What do you get when you shove an avocado up a parrots ass?
Squawkamoli!

Now, what do you get when you shove an avocado up a lawyer's ass?

A filthy avocado you wouldn't shove up a parrots ass.

Posted by: Joey 'Two Eye Patches' Biden at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (ko+dd)

88
If the Ramirez fake story broke first and only, it would've been far more damaging to Kavanaugh, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (vjy0I)

89 WHO'S CLIP-CLAPPING ON MY BRIDGE?

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (gg7dk)

90 Oh, so Creepy Porn Lawyer denied it. I believe him...not!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck on it douchebag.

Posted by: Timon at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (eiZez)

91 There is not one democrat pol of honor or integrity.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (8yq6P)

92 CPL is a fag.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

93 1. held in bedroom
2. held down in bedroom
3. showed a penis
4. ran rape gangs but was virgin

he is a fukn evil genius mastermind!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (JFO2v)


A real White Boy Brett.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (0QYMt)

94 74 J.J. Catholic Guilt is right there with you.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (GHwQU)


So, Kavanaugh's guilty?!


/sarc

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (/9p9e)

95 As I complained earlier today, I am really surprised that Grassley doesn't Executive Meeting on the calendar ever day for the next two weeks. He can always cancel them.
It seems like an obvious precaution to me.
~~~~~

Friday. See my #43

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (Ri0Ku)

96 "You just get all your news from Fox!" - idiot in my office.

I love it when people bust that out. No, sweetie, unlike you, I don't get my news from a TV program.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)

97 Is Jeff Flake the ghey ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (M+Lyo)

98 I really hate to wait till Tuesday.. You know they will find a new victim

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (O2RFr)

99 someone earlier quoted VDH on how Obama did fundamentally change us by balkanizing us.

I kinda disagree ... at least in that it was not broad enough to be "fundamentally change". He set the script for "The Narrative" which the mSM has crammed down the throat of their faithful viewers ... but what percentage of America is that, really?

Fundamental America still works/drinks/plays together ... we have our districts, and on the elite social level there is balkanization in theory ... but I don't believe the "Fundamental American" is buying into this Ford crap ... I'd guess most thing it is a coordinated vile and disgusting lie.

Maybe I'm too Pollyanna like? ME? no, I just think the majority is getting more and more fed up with the old guard mafia's attempts to overthrow Americana.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (Cus5s)

100 Any catfish in here. I was told there was are were catfish.

Posted by: Andy Griffith at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (zzVCv)

101 Grassley on Twitter just now:

Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford & Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order
Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM

Moving with the speed of a glacier on this Kavanaugh nomination is a master stroke of genius.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (2NqXo)

102 52 Anyone up for a Cleveland Steamer?


Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)


Like Cliffs Victory?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (0QYMt)

Nothing like Great Lakes freighter human r to make my day!

Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (2ha2i)

103 I steal my mom's waitressing tips and sell loosies to addicts at the park restrooms.

Posted by: Gamerass at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (v1udk)

104
Trump was being Trump at the UN -- being a cheerleader for the USA. Which I consider for a President? Job #1. They laughed at him.

Cut their funds off and next time they'll be giving him a standing O.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (URwyc)

105 The Democrat Party - where the squirrel fodder find a safe space.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (BjF7B)

106

Shuck Fumer is a despicable POS. In a sane world, he wouldn't be in office next month for refusing to honor his oath of office and admitting that he has no intention of protecting or defending the Constitution.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (HaL55)

107 Clearly, we need a better, purer class of public servant, ones who are not tempted by feminine flesh in their youth.

Where may we find such exemplars, you ask?

Those with the strength of ten, because their hearts are pure, you ask?

"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered."

-- quote from The New York Magazine's 'Daily Intelligencer''s profile on David Hogg.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (ctuyM)

108 >>Some stupid "room mate" of Kavanaughs at Yale says Ramirez is probably right about Kav and he was probably capable of the "attack" because he was a drunk. He then says in the letter that he won't talk to anyone more about it... Nice..



It was all to pressure Kav into withdrawing.
As Obama used to say, "Don't call myour bluff!!"


Ha! Scurrying when they think they'll have to stand by their lies...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (W+vEI)

109 Tucker has drawn a line in the sand, knocking CPL's dick in the dirt on national TV.

It will be interesting to see just how far the rest of the FOX "conservative" lineup will go to defend their beliefs over their paychecks.


Looking at you , Sean "Muh Advertisers!!" Hannity.


St. Laura of the Immaculate Deception? Meh...

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (CZWkx)

110 >>Off topic but Fox just edited the video at

the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.

They skipped the middle part of it.

Then they were dead silent when he said ALL funding would stop to countries that are not our ally's.

Fox is shit.

Posted by: Allahpenis at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (r9UYA)

111 Moving with the speed of a glacier on this Kavanaugh nomination is a master stroke of genius.


I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

112 Humor. Screw you you cucumber pos

Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (2ha2i)

113 off ghey sock

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (r9UYA)

114 If the Ramirez fake story broke first and only, it would've been far more damaging to Kavanaugh, I think.

Its really weak. I kinda hazy remember playing a game, but I was so drunk I was passing out and there was a weenie in my face, but Kavanaugh was near and it looked like he was pulling up his pants.

That's it? That's your story? Was that worth confessing your dildo drinking games from college?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (39g3+)

115 and for you fellas..and for the ladies who have men or boys in your life you care about:

they did this to some maybe-too-decent but undeniably a good guy, Brett Kavanaugh.

Not all of us will have dozens of women from every stage in our life come and defend us when we're the next victim of left sexual show trials.

better stop it now.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (Ejm4y)

116 98 I really hate to wait till Tuesday.. You know they will find a new victim
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (O2RFr)


I hope they do. At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (/9p9e)

117 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (0QYMt)

----------------

WTAF is so hard about using tinyurl or bitly?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (I16G8)

118 60 I want to take a page out of Inglorius Bastards and carve a big L on all these fuckers foreheads.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (GHwQU)

oh oh can we do C on the neverstrumpers?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (JFO2v)

119 Wow. Those goal posts got moved into the next conference.

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (Z9C5C)

120 Friday. See my #43


Yeah, I linked it on the earlier thread. But why not Sat, Sun, Mon, Tue, etc?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

121 I hope they do. At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Lucille Ball?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

122 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI investigation. Erick Erickson: "Cocaine Mitch strikes again?"

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

123 Algonquin Calhoun looks down in tears at what his once noble profession has become.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xzqr4)

124 Esquire? Like the magazine?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (JUOKG)

125 70
Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.



Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)

In Communist and Socialist countries, there IS a shortage of bourbon.
In America, there is always bourbon, except the price may rise.


Do you realize that very few high school students have any idea what I am talking about, and it isn't bourbon?

And THAT is the same reason why the left is getting away with so much chit on TV. Lack of basic education.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)

126 At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered.

I rather expect he's not tempted by girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (39g3+)

127

"Complete nonsense. Never happened. None of it is true."



Know you know how the Kavanaugh family feels.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (HaL55)

128 121 I hope they do. At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Lucille Ball?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (O2RFr)


A clown show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (/9p9e)

129 If Avenatti ends up hurting the Dems in some way, he's going down big time. Count on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

130 20 14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)


A former staffer supposedly has accused him of abuse.
______________

Great, that means he and Ellison need to resign immediately and forfeit their government pensions.

The Dims' new rules: Accused = Guilty!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (fqUgw)

131 Trump was being Trump at the UN -- being a cheerleader for the USA. Which I consider for a President? Job #1. They laughed at him.

Cut their funds off and next time they'll be giving him a standing O.
Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (URwyc)

I think he already did cut quite a a bit.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (M+Lyo)

132

Anita Hill's story was weak, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (vjy0I)

133 23 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!

Does that include lying about military service and Stolen Valor?

Posted by: Joshua's dad
__________

Republicans do that kind of lying all the time. That's just who they are.

Any Republican lawyer who lies about this should be disbarred immediately. No exceptions.

Posted by: Col. Dick "The Hero of Hamburger Hill" Blumenthal at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (9vQJW)

134 One note on Fox and the Cruise Ship Class in general: because Fox is peopled with lefties, recirculates things off the the oligopoly of the wires instead of doing independent research (lazy as fuck), and clings to the latest and greatest lines of lefty discussion anymore, it means that even without Shemp being a useless ManJezebel that dishonesty and bent first principles are baked into the cake.

It's why the crew of the NeverTramp Steamer come by their dishonesty so honestly. They're used to arguing quasi-conservative opinions from flawed first principles after having accepted them. This makes them (a) intrinsically lefty, (b) intrinsically dishonest, and (c) aware of it.

Tried to explain to a brit acquaintance once that any conservatism in media is Euro-style/Daily Mail rightism and incidental - with those churning the presses regarding it as boob bait for bubbas and stifling what is genuine in the process...

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (HtLSE)

135 132 Anita Hill's story was weak, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (vjy0I)


When she testified in front of Arlen Specter, he sliced her into ribbons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (/9p9e)

136 "Murkowski told me her response to CNN was "perhaps somewhat flip" and
she's not calling for the FBI to investigate. She says the committee is
investigating and she wishes Sen. Grassley released more info about
that."
from reporter

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (xPl2J)

137 Avenatti should get a job as a mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (MIvRT)

138 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!

Well, to be fair he said in a nominee hearing there's no standard of presuming innocence, which is pretty accurate. Its just fact finding, not a court proceeding. However, any decent, reasonable human being expects convincing proof and evidence before concluding wrongdoing, no matter what the setting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (39g3+)

139
Lucy Vitameatavegamin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwkzNclZR4s

Posted by: Kink.com Casting Dept. at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (PMKe/)

140 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI Investigation.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

Sounds like she may be courting a buyer.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (Ldr3U)

141
At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Oh, won't you come with me
And a-take my hand?
Oh, won't you come with me
And a-walk this land?
Please take my hand

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

142
btw, lol @ China

China had better realize there are plenty of Orientals in the sea.

President Trump agreed to a new trade deal....with South Korea.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (vjy0I)

143 First attorney to get Avennati to dig a suitably-sized hole and sunset him - in minecraft, of course - will be spared.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (fA1SL)

144
EWErickson???
AHAHAHAHAHA
*holds nose*
"Zeriously, pipple. Trumbp sumpporters threatened mby WIFE."
" I habve cried mbyself to sleep every night since!"
*Giant Nasal Sniffle**snort*
*wheeze*

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (CZWkx)

145 137 Avenatti should get a job as a mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (MIvRT)

He can break out the assless chaps and go be a football queerleader.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

146
China is stupid if they think they're the only East Asians who produce Cheap Crap.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (vjy0I)

147 Am I the only one who took until today to realize that the creepy porn lawyer from Stormy Daniels had insinuated himself into the Kavanaugh shambles?

It's too improbable.

Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (fuK7c)

148 142. Yup. And we and the Rice-Irish have, let us say, a shared history.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (fA1SL)

149 Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)



Not in my pantry.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (jcSzd)

150 rhenningantx, Nope, they get an FU. You can never take it off.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (GHwQU)

151 "Clearly, we need a better, purer class of public servant, ones who are not tempted by feminine flesh in their youth."

Ready.

Posted by: Skynet at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM (0QYMt)

152 Meanwhile Alison Geroi, the er, female who hunted up info on the DHS secretary to harass her in public is whining. "Rod Rosenstein wasn't fired yesterday, but I sure was! I could use some help"

She has a GoFundMe, naturally. To pay for what, I have no idea. Those cute shoes she saw on fifth avenue, probably.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM (39g3+)

153 I believe him plus, I think bald men are handsome.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALLAHPUNDIT IS HOMOSEXUAL AND IT IS IMPLIED THAT AVENATTI RESEMBLES A PENIS, WHICH IS SOMETHING HE LIKES

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM (HtLSE)

154 Murkowski NOT calling for FBI investigation.


https://tinyurl.com/yc9c34ob

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:08 PM (MAstk)

155 Am I the only one who took until today to realize
that the creepy porn lawyer from Stormy Daniels had insinuated himself
into the Kavanaugh shambles?



It's too improbable.



Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?


Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM

---

Because the dems thought that he had thrown them a life line and hoped he would pull them out of the very deep hole that they had dug.


Turns out he was a fraud for the 17th time since Trump got elected. They should have known better but they refuse to learn.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 07:08 PM (JUOKG)

156 "Lisa".
"yes, Mitch?"
"you know, Anwar is just a concept, right? Not actually a producing oil field that will generate billions in tax money to be disbursed among every Alaskan citizen, right? Right now, it is just more of a theory."

"Wait, Mitch, wut?"

"Or put another way, if Congress has to spend the time with another FBI investigation, we will simply not have any time, until your re-election year, to get around to passing those laws to allow construction workers onto Anwar federal land."


"Do you hear what I'm sayin', Lisa?"
"Oh, yes I do, Mitch, and you are right, what was I thinking?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)

157 122 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI investigation. Erick Erickson: "Cocaine Mitch strikes again?"
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

-------------

What new tax payer funded gift did she get? Sounds like she is halfway there now, so lets give her the Official Murkowski Tundra Museum and secure this vote.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (MuTTO)

158

What's this?

Fake News CNN's manu raju lied??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (vjy0I)

159 23 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!
_______________

20 years or so ago, I saw Chuck Schumer at a gas station when I stopped to fill my tank. He stuck his hands down my pants, then told me if I ever told anybody what he'd done, he'd slit my throat from ear to ear!

And I will testify to that, but not under oath and not in front of cameras and only if I get to choose the questioner and the senate provides me with a comfy space where I can feel "safe."


Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (fqUgw)

160 141 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (IqV8l)


Inna Gadda Da Vida Veda Vegamin?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (/9p9e)

161 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.
Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)


kakisto is a Juggalo?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (9qZ3S)

162 Yeah, the UN assholes had their little laugh but were screwed when their funding went ByeBye

Laugh now Mf"s

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (GHwQU)

163 President Trump agreed to a new trade deal....with South Korea.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (vjy0I)


One on one trade deals make it harder to hide the graft.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (0QYMt)

164 Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?

Well he had quite the story of Kav and friend Judge and drunken drug and sex ring...Oh and yesterday he mocked Kav for saying he was a virgin in HS and asked about oral sex and other charming things.. He was super confident that his "victim" was actually gonna press charges in MD.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

165 McConnell:

I believe he will be confirmed, yes

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (MAstk)

166 Well, if the Porn Lawyer is smart, there's no paper trail leading back to him. So no harm no foul, I guess?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (GBteo)

167 161
Big, if true. I'm conflicted.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)

168

I like bag scum! Also bag smegma, bag sweat, bag drip and bag rash!

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (ejdGR)

169 In Communist and Socialist countries, there IS a shortage of bourbon.
In America, there is always bourbon, except the price may rise.
Do you realize that very few high school students have any idea what I am talking about, and it isn't bourbon?
And THAT is the same reason why the left is getting away with so much chit on TV. Lack of basic education.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)

So that fat fuk movie guy tweet why cant we have good rulers and beers like EU??

so the are 6k micro brews in EU
the are over 6500 in US


Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (JFO2v)

170 If the left wing takes over the courts, this country won't be worth the pric