Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/20/19)

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(Quite the beach.)


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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“We need to kick luxury real estate lobbyists to the curb and defend working people’s way of life. Skyrocketing cost of living is a national crisis that CAN be addressed. It’s not just an NYC issue - it’s happening in every US metro area.” Rep. Alexandria Occasional Cortex (D-Mars)


Quote II

“In terms of policy, I don’t have a lot of problems with what he’s doing. He’s a bit of a brat, I guess you could say. And that is astounding for people especially for people who come from the more liberal side of politics. They’re used to being the brats.” Kelsey Grammer


Quote III

"I think Bernie did an incredible service for this country in his campaign in 2016, and it fundamentally changed the debate. I think we’re in a new situation here. There’s obviously a different dynamic, and I think everyone should assess the current situation we’re in.

"I do not rule out any particular path for myself," Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. Bill De Blasio


Quote IV

The demand for racism has far outpaced the supply, so radicals like Smollett now use homemade alternatives. Taylor Day


Quote V

“If the U.S. armed forces made such short work of a hardened goon like Saddam Hussein, imagine what they could do to the soft and sybaritic Saudi royal family,” Max Boot

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Mercedes AA Class


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Fake stories can be propelled by fake surveys. The NRA calls out the Giffords Law Center.

Where it becomes a real problem is when those numbers used are false or misleading, and the National Rifle Association is calling out Giffords for using those kinds of numbers [emphasis NRA]:

In a 2/14/19 article by Julia Manchester posted on The Hill.com, the reporter says that “The Giffords Law Center, a gun control advocacy group, found in a poll one month after the Parkland shooting last year that 69 percent of National Rifle Association members expressed support” for gun control.


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You and I deal with people frequently that we don't care for. Yet we don't become unhinged and become complete assholes. Store employee becomes unglued at teenage customer.

After all the controversy, children are still being berated by grown adults for wearing President Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” hats.

The latest incident making the rounds occurred recently at a Vans store in Overland Park, Kansas, according to a video posted online by Ryan Fournier, the National Chairman for Students for Trump.

“Trump Derangement Syndrome is real,” Fournier tweeted. “A Vans store employee at Oak Park Mall, Kansas told a 14-year-old “f*ck you” for wearing a MAGA hat. Let’s get him fired.”

Just a guess. This little prick never faced any consequences for his crappy behavior early in life.


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Did you ever wonder why your car made a weird noise when just one window is open? It's That Damned Helmholtz Resonance! H/T Hank Curmudgeon


It can be as loud as standing alongside a Boeing 767 at takeoff. And it’s about as irritating as having someone thumping on a bass drum in the back seat. Whether you call it wind throb or buffeting or just plain annoying, it happens when someone in the car opens a single window at speed and it stops when a second window rolls down.

The phenomenon that produces this noise is the Helmholtz Resonance, the same principle that makes a bottle hum when you blow over its open top. It’s the interaction of the gas in a container with a single orifice and the other gases that are, um, passing over that orifice. In this case, the container is the car. The interaction between the two masses of air produces vortexes that compress and decompress the air, producing the throbbing effect. Hermann von Helmholtz, the German physician and physicist who described this interaction, died in 1894 and was thus unavailable for comment.


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Fake News? You decide.
The United States is doing pretty poorly in reducing emissions. For The New York Times, Brad Plumer and Blacki Migloiozzi, show the current status and what could happen if the U.S. adopted more drastic plans already in place around the world.


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Wired for negativity? No shit.

Maybe you forgot to turn your slow cooker on before heading out on your hike, you had to endure a traffic jam that made you 20 minutes late to work, or a colleague made a passive aggressive comment in a meeting. Suddenly every minuscule inconvenience, from misspelled names on lattes to missing the elevator door, seems like a plot to incite your inner fury.

When one small event throws a wedge into our day it can sometimes send us down a slippery, hours-long slope of exasperated huffs and cranky faces. But why is it so hard to shake the frustration or anger?

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Is internet dating killing the workplace romance?

In the 1940s, most people in a relationship in the US reported meeting their partner in one of three ways: through family, friends, or school.

But starting in the 1970s, as the share of women in the workforce rose, so did the ratio of couples who started out as coworkers. From the late 1970s to the early 1990s, nearly one in five US couples reported having met in the workplace.


I met the fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. on the job. If we met today I would be to frightened by the harassment rules/laws that are in effect in the work place.


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Shoe0nHead of course NSFW

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Rib eye steaks should come from a farm or a ranch and not a Lab.

A FUTURE IN which your hamburger is grown from animal cells in a lab is rapidly approaching. The idea is that by culturing meat in a vat, you not only cut down on animal slaughter but greatly reduce emissions, on account of cattle taking a lot of energy to raise and butcher and ship. That's not to mention their digestive systems venting a significant amount of the greenhouse gas methane into the atmosphere.

That’s the idea, anyway. The problem is that there’s very little data to back up the assumption that in vitro or cultured meat, as it’s also known, would be better for the environment than cattle. Scientists know the impact of that cattle; in the US, animal agriculture is responsible for around 4 percent of greenhouse gas emissions. But we hit a snag with quantifying the impact of wide-scale production of in vitro meat, because it, um, doesn’t exist yet.


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As long as our country has these type of people we have a chance. A young man with solid values. H/T Bitter Clinger

AUSTIN, Texas (KXAN) – A 7-year-old boy is going viral in a community northwest of Austin after he set up a hot chocolate stand to raise money for President Donald Trump’s border wall.

Jennifer Stevens says it all began when her son, Benton, watched Trump’s State of the Union Address on Feb. 5.

“He wanted to know about the wall so we explained what it was about and he (Benton) was like ‘I want to raise money for the wall,’” she said.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


Uncle Meat



February 20, 1980, AC/DC singer Bon Scott was pronounced dead on arrival at a London hospital after a heavy night's drinking. Scott was found in the passenger seat of a friend's parked car. The official coroner's report stated that he had "drunk himself to death", after suffocating on his own vomit. via thisdayinmusic.com



February 20, 1950, Born on this day, Walter Becker, bass, guitar, vocals, songwriter with American group Steely Dan who had the 1973 US No.11 single 'Reeling In The Years' and nine other US Top 30 hits. Steely Dan's 'Two Against Nature' won a Grammy in 2001 for Album of the year. Becker has produced records for Rickie Lee Jones, China Crisis and Michael Franks. Becker died on 3 September 2017 aged 67.via thisdayinmusic.com

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I enjoy f*cking with Mother Earth everyday.

Streaming is the most popular way people listen to music, but old formats like cassettes and vinyl have both seen an increase in sales in recent years. In fact, vinyl has seen a remarkable sales increase of 1,427% since 2007, selling around around four million LPs in 2018 in the UK alone. Since the popularity of vinyl shows no signs of stopping soon, this means that more non-recyclable discs will be manufactured – which could have a negative impact on the environment.


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Advance romance.

From the Drudge Report to The New York Times, sex robots are rapidly becoming a part of the national conversation about the future of sex and relationships. Behind the headlines, a number of companies are currently developing robots designed to provide humans with companionship and sexual pleasure – with a few already on the market.

Unlike sex toys and dolls, which are typically sold in off-the-radar shops and hidden in closets, sexbots may become mainstream. A 2017 survey suggested almost half of Americans think that having sex with robots will become a common practice within 50 years.

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Hey, I thought Orange Man was going to put all the gheys into concentration camps. 'Trump administration launches global effort to end criminalization of homosexuality.
The administration is responding in part to a reported hanging of a young gay man in Iran, Trump’s top geopolitical foe.'

The Trump administration is launching a global campaign to end the criminalization of homosexuality in dozens of nations where it's still illegal to be gay, U.S. officials tell NBC News, a bid aimed in part at denouncing Iran over its human rights record.

U.S. Ambassador to Germany Richard Grenell, the highest-profile openly gay person in the Trump administration, is leading the effort, which kicks off Tuesday evening in Berlin. The U.S. embassy is flying in LGBT activists from across Europe for a strategy dinner to plan to push for decriminalization in places that still outlaw homosexuality — mostly concentrated in the Middle East, Africa and the Caribbean.

“It is concerning that, in the 21st century, some 70 countries continue to have laws that criminalize LGBTI status or conduct,” said a U.S. official involved in organizing the event.

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Oh Lucy Alexandria, you have some 'splaining to do. Once again, do as I say not as I do.

Writer/reporter Luke Thompson divulged last week that Rep. Alexander Ocasio-Cortez, D-NY, set up her boyfriend, Riley Roberts, with an official house.gov email address, noting that he was “drawing a salary on the taxpayer’s dime.”

The self-avowed democratic socialistic was quick to dispute that notion, responding to say Roberts was set with the email account to access her Google calendar, which may not be entirely within House rules, given that they don’t appear to be married — the haste in which Ocasio-Cortez responded verified the accuracy of the boyfriend having a government email address.

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“Manifestly under the influence of alcohol to the point (police) felt she was a danger to herself or others,” So of course she is our Genius Award Winner.

Kilee Nicole Cunningham, of the 100 block of Indian Spring Drive in Hamilton Township, was reimbursed for the money lost in the machine but punched the glass on the game, police said. She was told to leave Blue Mountain Lanes in the 400 block of East Morrestown Road, but instead requested more alcohol, police said. When she was refused, she threw a cup of water in the face of an employee before heading out, police said.

An officer caught up to Cunningham and a man walking north of East Moorestown Road near Route 33, police said. When asking for identification, the officer noticed both smelled of alcohol, police said. Cunningham refused the request and after yelling obscenities, slurring her words and losing her balance, the officer determined she was “manifestly under the influence of alcohol to the point (police) felt she was a danger to herself or others,” police said.


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Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Banking Relationships.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire AceCorp, LLC. The Ace Media Empire took the night off.


Our #LearnToCode fellow was out on holiday

The Wall of Fame This Past Week's Top Commenters


Top 10 commenters:

> 1 [565 comments] 'garrett' [79.35 posts/day]
> 2 [505 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
> 3 [484 comments] 'Deplorable Jay Guevara'
> 4 [403 comments] 'Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo'
> 5 [390 comments] 'hogmartin'
> 6 [381 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
> 7 [368 comments] 'Tom Servo'
> 8 [367 comments] 'Skip'
> 9 [348 comments] 'Anon a mouse'
> 10 [346 comments] 'Vic'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:

> 1 [251 names] 'Notorious RBG' [35.25 unique names/day]
> 2 [83 names] 'Duncanthrax'
> 3 [58 names] 'Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)'
> 4 [48 names] 'Meade Lux Lewis'
> 5 [41 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg'
> 6 [31 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'
> 7 [30 names] 'Hands'
> 8 [30 names] 'Little Donkey-Chompers Lupe'
> 9 [29 names] 'Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious'
> 10 [28 names] 'Soylent Green New Deal'


Thanks Duke!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Frirst!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (P96Ys)

2 Refreshing!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (kQs4Y)

3 st

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (SqKDB)

4 Meow!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (/n1y/)

5 Well done Ladyl.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (kQs4Y)

6 OMG I can't believe I was first!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (P96Ys)

7
Miley tastes her first (deep) fried green tomatoes tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (f1Vqw)

8 Nice picture on top, MisHum. Very scenic.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (SqKDB)

9 th

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)

10 7
Miley tastes her first (deep) fried green tomatoes tonight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (f1Vqw)


Oh yum. I love them.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (P96Ys)

11 Top Tenſt?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (CLcKT)

12 I went over to Babylon Bee and had to share this headline with you all.
Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men In Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-Infested Blankets

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (+lVUW)

13 No flag!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)

14 ONT. Now with less Shenis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (pUDQf)

15 Evening Horde! Nice pic MisHum. And congrats to Ladyl on being first. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (Y4EXg)

16 Skipped the content for top 20!

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (W2J+a)

17 Wow. Top 10?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (0tfLf)

18 12 I went over to Babylon Bee and had to share this headline with you all.
Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men In Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-Infested Blankets
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (+lVUW)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (P96Ys)

19 I got a Kaypro II today. Very neat machine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

20 15 Evening Horde! Nice pic MisHum. And congrats to Ladyl on being first. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (Y4EXg)


Amazing, right?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (P96Ys)

21 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (f1Vqw)

I know a restaurant where that is a standard appetizer. I need to get back there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (f3oO4)

22 HA! Funny MH!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

23 I put Steely Dan in the cd player in the Camry.

You go back, Jack, do it again

Hey Nineteen

FM

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (SqKDB)

24 garrett,
Dude.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (LL1Be)

25 Majestic.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (9fXnJ)

26 What's a matter, horn?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (0ogxh)

27 Drowning in your own vomit is pretty much definitionally a hard rocker.

Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (ZfRYq)

28 Workplace romance has become rather more risky. Asking the wrong woman out...or in the wrong way...can be a career limiting move.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (cRkMZ)

29 phew, not on the wall of shame!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (BJlbN)

30 Nicely done LadyL! For that you get a keychain!! lol.. seriously.. it will be on it's way soon. Got the goods today to make more.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (dUJdY)

31 22 HA! Funny MH!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

Are you saying I was thinking of you when choosing tonight's photo?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

32 Rib eye steaks should come from a farm or a ranch and not a Lab.

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HA! Sez you!

Posted by: Barky the dog eater at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

33 That is weapons-grade stupidity from Max Boot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (wYseH)

34 Incredible ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (P96Ys)

35 29 phew, not on the wall of shame!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (BJlbN


Not an 'ette like you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

36 Skyrocketing cost of living is a national crisis that CAN be addressed.
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You know a simple way to lower the cost of living in American cities? Arrest/expel the illegals.

Less demand, lower costs.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (cRkMZ)

37 30 Nicely done LadyL! For that you get a keychain!! lol.. seriously.. it will be on it's way soon. Got the goods today to make more.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (dUJdY)


I'm excited to get it!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (P96Ys)

38 My favorite part of the New Green Deal is where the laws of physics are repealed so it can work.

Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (6e1eX)

39 The Vans store retail associate who disrespected the 14 year old customer was fired. And quickly.

Posted by: Notorious Miklos at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (zCyNd)

40 Are you saying I was thinking of you when choosing tonight's photo?

Yes

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

41 It's the interaction of the gas in a container with a single orifice

Huhuhuh. You said 'orifice'. And 'gas.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (0ogxh)

42 The demand for racism has far outpaced the supply, so radicals like Smollett now use homemade alternatives
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What a great explanation.

I am still certain that the "Heil Trump" gang of white supremacists in Charlottesville were liberal plants. Just like "MAGA country" which nobody ever says but liberals, these guy had tiki torches and were chanting "Heil Trump" like complete liberal caricatures of what they need us to be, and they were naturally right there first in line for the cameras.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (h1jJh)

43 We went so quickly from "TRUMP GONNA NUKE EVERYBODY CUZ HE'S RACIST" to "Trump is a pansy who won't start any wars because he's a racist" that my head is still spinning.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (cRkMZ)

44 I would take Shoe on Head shopping for shoes.

Posted by: Notorious Miklos, ten more reps, dammit! at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (zCyNd)

45 Fried Green Tomatoes was filmed in Juliette, GA.

The Whistle Stop Café is still in business, and they have the best Fried Green Tomatoes, and their barbecue is pretty good, too.


Secret's in the sauce.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (SqKDB)

46 "Amazing, right?"
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (P96Ys)

Nicely played, darlin'. ...nicely played.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (Ckg4U)

47 33: Wonder why he's harboring such thoughts? And if so, why say it when you already are perceived as an asshole

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (U7k5w)

48 Digging reveals suspicious payments to AOC's boyfriend began during campaign as more damning allegations surface

Better hurry up the investigation.

They only have 12 years.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (LL1Be)

49 "I got a Kaypro II today. Very neat machine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc) "

Those were like the Osborne, right?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (icI8A)

50 I am still certain that the "Heil Trump" gang of white supremacists in Charlottesville were liberal plants.
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The guy who organized was a Dem - he'd worked for Obama.


I'd guess most of the people who showed up were what they seemed though.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (cRkMZ)

51
With this one weird trick I just Helmholtz Resonanced in my pants... ask me how!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (UFLLM)

52 Would you ever buy a sex robot?

Would you ever let someone see it?

What would you do if all the sudden you got a real date and she wanted to come back to your place? Would you throw the robot out the window?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (pUDQf)

53 "I'm excited to get it!"
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (P96Ys)

I've heard that phrase on numerous occasions.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

54 @42
I am still certain that the "Heil Trump" gang of white supremacists in Charlottesville were liberal plants.
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At the very least, it's quite likely that the guy in charge was. The SPLC's profile on the guy noted that right up until just before the 2016 election, he'd been a lefty.

Also, he apparently had some kind of personal feud with one of the city's politicans (the mayor, I think, though I can't remember for certain).

Posted by: junior at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Fp6vo)

55 46 "Amazing, right?"
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (P96Ys)

Nicely played, darlin'. ...nicely played.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (Ckg4U)



Awwww, Slap. I KNEW you'd be proud of me!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (P96Ys)

56 If we met today I would be to frightened by the harassment rules/laws that are in effect in the work place.

You'd have to be insane to go out with someone on the job today. Just the approach can be considered harassment, and if you do start going out, and the relationship goes south, she can retaliate by suing you and your employer for sexual harassment. (I have seen this happen in a company I used to work for.)

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (I2/tG)

57 Willowed


589 458 Did the Coast Guard actually issue threats?

Or did he say "What I'd like to do is. . . " like most leftists do when talking about Trump.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (AyNAw)

AFAIK or have seen, no specific threats, just research and desires, coupled with the weapons charges.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (t6MX/)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (t6MX/)

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

59 Another week not on the Wall. The plan is working.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (ffYR/)

60 I got a Kaypro II today. Very neat machine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

Heh. Real Men build their own from a Tandy kit.

Posted by: Miklos, punching cards over here. boss! at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (zCyNd)

61 Digging reveals suspicious payments to AOC's boyfriend began during campaign as more damning allegations surface

She's being thrown under the bus. It's too close to 2020 to put up with nut jobs.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (SqKDB)

62 Okay.. who let out the italians??

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

63 If we could beat a hardened goon like Adolf Hitler so quickly, imagine what we'll do to Ho Chi Minh and the soft Vietnamese.

Posted by: Max Boot at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (icI8A)

64 "If the U.S. armed forces made such short work of a hardened goon like Saddam Hussein, imagine what they could do to the soft and sybaritic Max Boot"

FTFH

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (CCON5)

65 58

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

What a tease.

Posted by: Miklos, glass more than half full at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (zCyNd)

66 My dad had an awesome 8 track of Steely Dan in his 240Z car. It was so fun

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (/n1y/)

67 What would you do if all the sudden you got a real
date and she wanted to come back to your place? Would you throw the
robot out the window?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Maybe say "Klaatu barada nikto" and hope for the best?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)

68 53 "I'm excited to get it!"
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (P96Ys)

I've heard that phrase on numerous occasions.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)


Uhhh, uuumm--in my case you can certainly take that statement a variety of ways.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (P96Ys)

69 Fake stories can be propelled by fake surveys. The NRA calls out the Giffords Law Center.

I took a couple of sociology classes in college. They benefited me in that I learned about surveys and polls. The wording of the questions, the methods of picking respondents, the number of people questioned, and many other methodology issues affect the results. A gun control advocacy group doing a survey about gun control is a joke.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (+lVUW)

70 Yup... I'll be scrubbing The Barrel for my lack of Close-Tags.

Sorry, Horde.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)

71 Sweet ONT - Thanks, MisHum!

And Big Sis with the Frist - WooHoo!!

Posted by: ibguy at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)

72 Title VII killed workplace romance.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

73

Quick question: Are the steel beam walls that are being erected on the border magnetic? I'm thinking of designing a drone that has magnetic "feet" that allows them to perch on top of those walls.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (Xqo6t)

74 Slap just because you fixed it is not a pass.

In the barrel, now.

Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (ZfRYq)

75 40 Are you saying I was thinking of you when choosing tonight's photo?

Yes
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

Be careful if you gripe about the music.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

76 Would you throw the
robot out the window?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

every robot deserves its own charging closet

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (BJlbN)

77 Where do I get my White Privilege, my pink skinned brothers?

I am WAY overdue. Hook me up, pale penis people!

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (LL1Be)

78 I'll humbly listen and take your calls Off-the-Air.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (Ckg4U)

79 She's being thrown under the bus. It's too close to 2020 to put up with nut jobs.

She's in Congress because she got 18,000 votes in a Democratic primary with 12% turnout.

She's now a target for mainstream Democrats.

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (I2/tG)

80 What would you do if all the sudden you got a real date and she wanted
to come back to your place? Would you throw the robot out the window?

___

Robot threesome!

Posted by: Oscar Isaac from Ex Machina at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (cRkMZ)

81 Helmholtz Resonance!

Blowing air over a beer bottle, for science.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (t6MX/)

82 That is weapons-grade stupidity from Max Boot.
---
I'm sure Iran paid him well for his opinion.

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (kOpft)

83 Those were like the Osborne, right?

Kind of, but a sheet metal box instead of plastic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (oVJmc)

84 66 My dad had an awesome 8 track of Steely Dan in his 240Z car. It was so fun
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (/n1y/)



Hey! I had a 240z AND a 260z!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (P96Ys)

85 pale penis people

Utterly stolen.

Possible bumpersticker> Pale Penis Person and Proud

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (UFLLM)

86 Yup, I was remembering correctly, the Kaypro was a "portable" CP/M machine like the Osborne.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (icI8A)

87 *hands Slap a scrub brush*

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

88 So, Ladyl's first "first" on the ONT.

Point of inquiry: Does the Prima Nocta accrue to Ace or to MisHum?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (QzJWU)

89 I would think anyone women who found a sex robot in your house would quickly extracate herself from said house.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (pUDQf)

90 Thanks, slap. I'll show myself to the barrel, and make Helmholtz Resonance!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (t6MX/)

91 MH I shall try and refrain from complaining about your music posts. At least I will try.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

92 If we could beat a hardened goon like Adolf Hitler so quickly, imagine what we'll do to Ho Chi Minh and the soft Vietnamese.

___

I'd like to subscribe to your news letter.

Posted by: Robert McNamara at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (cRkMZ)

93 Point of inquiry: Does the Prima Nocta accrue to Ace or to MisHum?

We did the accounting jokes yesterday.

Posted by: Miklos, on a cash basis at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (zCyNd)

94
71 Sweet ONT - Thanks, MisHum!

And Big Sis with the Frist - WooHoo!!
Posted by: ibguy at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)


Ya know, Li'l bro, it's the little things in life!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (P96Ys)

95 Would you ever buy a sex robot?



Would you ever let someone see it?



What would you do if all the sudden you got a real date and she
wanted to come back to your place? Would you throw the robot out the
window?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (pUDQf)

In the future, dating will consists of people letting their sexbots go at each other.

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (kOpft)

96 Sex robots are a silly idea, aren't they Thing.

Posted by: Morticia Addams at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (MI74Q)

97 Congrats Ladyl!
Evening Horde

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (vVLnV)

98 Would you ever buy a sex robot? YES
Would you ever let someone see it? NO
What would you do if all the sudden you got a real date and she wanted to come back to your place? RUN AWAY
Would you throw the robot out the window? NO. WOULD THROW "REAL DATE" OUT WINDOW

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (LL1Be)

99 "If the U.S. armed forces made such short work of a hardened goon like Saddam Hussein, imagine what they could do to the soft and sybaritic Saudi royal family," Max Boot

Iranian stooge.

I remain convinced that a bunch of the cash Obama shipped to Iran got recycled back to Washington, DC.

It would be really interesting to look at Valerie Jarrett's financial records over the last few years.

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (I2/tG)

100 That's not sex robot, darlin. We're married, so we don't have sex.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (pUDQf)

101

You'll have to insert Occasional-Cortex's quote here because Pixy won't let me include it. Here's my response:


OK sugartits, if you were at all serious about defending working people's way of life, here's what you'd be doing: you'd be working to reduce taxes for everyone. You'd be working to reduce regulations, particularly the unnecessary ones. You'd recognize that Global Warming is a hoax, always has been and you'd be working to debunk that every day. You'd be working your ass off to raise working American's standard of living like your political life depended on it.
You'd appreciate the role that wealth creation plays in the free market and work to promote that all the time. You'd abandon socialism, communism, social justice, political correctness and progressivism and every other form of -isms that is contrary to the freedom contained in our Constitution. You'd be telling everybody within earshot what propagandists the MFM are and start calling out their lies.
But we know you will never do these things because you don't believe in them. You are worthless as an American and a danger as a progressive politician.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

102 I would think anyone women who found a sex robot in your house would quickly extracate herself from said house.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (pUDQf)

Properly done, it should excite their competitive instincts.

Posted by: Miklos, it's all in the presentation at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (zCyNd)

103 Ya know, Li'l bro, it's the little things in life!

I'll never forget my first first. *stares into the distance*
okay never mind, I don't remember.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)

104 I remain convinced that a bunch of the cash Obama shipped to Iran got recycled back to Washington, DC.

***

The story of the last 20 years or so is foreign nationals/governments buying influence in DC to loot the country.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (cRkMZ)

105 If the U.S. armed forces made such short work of a hardened goon like Saddam Hussein, imagine what they could do to the...


*cough* Department of Justice *cough*

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (kOpft)

106 98 Would you ever buy a sex robot? YES
Would you ever let someone see it? NO
What would you do if all the sudden you got a real date and she wanted to come back to your place? RUN AWAY
Would you throw the robot out the window? NO. WOULD THROW "REAL DATE" OUT WINDOW
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (LL1Be)

I lol'ed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (pUDQf)

107 Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International, Grimnoir) is hosting a Book Bomb promotion for a passed friend and writer...
https://tinyurl.com/y6n6wqpb

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (OkKDg)

108 We can still make accounting jokes, they'll just be non-posting entries.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (icI8A)

109 You'll have to insert Occasional-Cortex's quote here because Pixy won't let me include it. Here's my response:

***

Generally you just have to get rid of the dashes and apostrophes.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (cRkMZ)

110

88 So, Ladyl's first "first" on the ONT.

Point of inquiry: Does the Prima Nocta accrue to Ace or to MisHum?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (QzJWU)



Hi Jim!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (P96Ys)

111 I would think anyone women who found a sex robot in your house would quickly extracate herself from said house.
"Sexbot?"
"Take out the trash!"

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:15 PM (LL1Be)

112 Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (I2/tG)

Funny, hard cash is fungible, and no one has ever seen the receipt for the cash received by the mullahs.

I'd love to see Swiss bank account records from that time period!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:15 PM (f3oO4)

113 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

*golf clap

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

114 I like the perfection of Breakfast Club Evitanomics:

No jobs
No money
Rents fall
Affordable housing!

Posted by: Miklos from the actual Karl Marx U at February 20, 2019 10:15 PM (zCyNd)

115 Um, re the annoying shoeonhead?

F**k her. Her voice is annoying her mannerisms are annoying and her opinions are annoying.

I lost some masculinity listening to the first part. *shudder*

She is a perfect example of why women of a certain age will remain single for most of their life span.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 10:16 PM (DqrLy)

116
But we know you will never do these things because you don't believe in them. You are worthless as an American and a danger as a progressive politician.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)




Beautifully put, BB.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:16 PM (P96Ys)

117 The story of the last 20 years or so is foreign nationals/governments buying influence in DC to loot the country.

That's what made jailing college student Maria Butina for failing to register under the Foreign Agents Registration Act so hilarious - if you really were going to enforce that, you would be throwing a lot of people in jail, starting with people like Henry Kissinger.

Remember when Kissinger was kept off the 9-11 Commission, because he refused to disclose his client list?

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

118 Oh, hell. It wasn't me. Sorry slap. Rules are rules.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (t6MX/)

119 Jake, I think Shoe is engaged/married. Though I join you in finding her grating.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (icI8A)

120 "The demand for racism has far outpaced the supply, so radicals like Smollett now use homemade alternatives."
- - - - -
Even worse: He had to outsource it to some Nigerians.

Posted by: Another Anon at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (MTejJ)

121

Pale penis people!
Pale penis people, people!
They sure do make you sleepy
With the things they might say
Pale penis people!
Pale penis people, people!
Mother Mary 'n Jozuf, I wish they'd all go away!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (aKsyK)

122 I still say Donkey Chompers was elected simply because 98% of liberals are ugly. She's a unicorn on the left. They were hurt by all the articles showing how much hotter conservative women are, so finding even a remotely cute liberal to run for office was a win. She didn't have to be smart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:19 PM (pUDQf)

123 Proud Penis Person of Pallor

Posted by: VMs phone at February 20, 2019 10:19 PM (BJlbN)

124 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxk45kzu

https://tinyurl.com/yy635pdc

https://tinyurl.com/yxfwzjlo

https://tinyurl.com/y2yyr6cg

https://tinyurl.com/yyucmpsb

Posted by: kbdabear at February 20, 2019 10:19 PM (0Ntuf)

125 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (aKsyK)

Love the FZ

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

126 Travis County (Austin) DA just had to reappoint 6 GOP judges voted out of office last. How bad did those 6 DEMOCRAT judges have to be that the AUSTIN DA had to fire them?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (OkKDg)

127 I am thinking the Male Feminist might just be trolling.

Posted by: JAS at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (3HNOQ)

128 Jake, I think Shoe is engaged/married. Though I join you in finding her grating.

Posted by: Who is broseidon


Still a 1, though.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (CCON5)

129 Jake, I think Shoe is engaged/married. Though I join you in finding her grating.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (icI8A)


I tried to watch a Shoe video once but could not stand it, never tried again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (f3oO4)

130 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y5ssmgxu

https://tinyurl.com/y2kn8o9b

https://tinyurl.com/y3lmdlop

https://tinyurl.com/yycjudqs

https://tinyurl.com/y2sq9hvg

Posted by: kbdabear at February 20, 2019 10:21 PM (0Ntuf)

131 Josie - She plays like a Roman with her eyes on fire..
I just love Steely Dan lyrics..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (438dO)

132 Dang still old and slow I can't even get into the top 100. Is the female penis discussion tabled yet?

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (hpYmt)

133 Laughing my ass off at that Babylon Bee article. They are hilarious over there.

Hermann von Helmholtz is my hero :-) One of these days, I am going to write a biography about him and make him a household name in the US. He was awesome.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (rWZ8Y)

134 I tried to watch a Shoe video once but could not stand it, never tried again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (f3oO4)

Mute. You people stupid?

Posted by: MultiMediaMiklos at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (zCyNd)

135 Fried Green Tomatoes was filmed in Juliette, GA.

The Whistle Stop Cafe is still in business, and they have the best Fried Green Tomatoes, and their barbecue is pretty good, too.


Secret's in the sauce.


Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 10:04

LMAO

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (9L2du)

136 89 I would think anyone women who found a sex robot in your house would quickly extracate herself from said house.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (pUDQf)

It's not a sex robot. It's a dishwasher.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (t6MX/)

137 Hoda Muthana's the isis woman seeking asylum who had been a student in *Alabama* was born in Hackensack, New Jersey. Her father Mohammed is a native of Yemen.

The MLM only say her shes from *Alabama*.
She's not your typical Alabama girl.

Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (ePWRo)

138 Mute. You people stupid?

Posted by: MultiMediaMiklos at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (zCyNd)


I can lip read!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (f3oO4)

139 Laughing my ass off at that Babylon Bee article. They are hilarious over there.


The best is that Snopes "fact-checked" them. Parodies beget self-parodies.

Posted by: MultiMediaMiklosPro at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (zCyNd)

140 ShoeonHead answers my question how someone could date / marry a liberal.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 10:24 PM (2DOZq)

141 It's not a sex robot. It's a dishwasher.

Posted by: flounder-----
Funny place you are sticking the silverware.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 10:25 PM (Y4EXg)

142 The MLM only say her shes from *Alabama*.
She's not your typical Alabama girl.
Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (ePWRo

You can say that again. I'm glad Trump told her no. You want to kill Americans? That's a one strike you're out offense.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:25 PM (pUDQf)

143 115 Um, re the annoying shoeonhead?

F**k her. Her voice is annoying her mannerisms are annoying and her opinions are annoying.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 10:16 PM (DqrLy)


What? Shoeonhead is cute as hell.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:26 PM (sdi6R)

144 One of the reasons I supported the Iraq war was so we wouldn't have to deal with Saudi Arabia. Absent the threat of Saddam, we had no reason to keep an embargo and no-fly zone that required tens of thousands of troops in Saudi Arabia for decades.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2019 10:26 PM (SgjGX)

145 I can lip read!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (f3oO4)

Think of it as more of a Mystery Science Theater challenge.

Posted by: MultiMediaMiklosProElite at February 20, 2019 10:26 PM (zCyNd)

146 48 Digging reveals suspicious payments to AOC's boyfriend began during campaign as more damning allegations surface

Better hurry up the investigation.

They only have 12 years.
Posted by: mikeyG


Her campaign had someone on the payroll for her to screw? Kennedyesque. Who were the two gals on JFK's campaign, Fric and Frac?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

147 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (icI8A)

That doesn't take away from what I said now does it?

Yes I'm sure some guy will be willing to put up with her to get laid. Guys are like that.

But is she married in her head? I don't think so. I don't think she's capable of it. She could be putting up with a guy cause he's really hunky and has a 12" personality. Who knows.

I would bet that my prediction will be proven over the years.

Her and a bunch of girls like her.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 10:27 PM (DqrLy)

148 I think ShoeOnHead's s.o. is a Canadite... NTTAWWT!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 10:27 PM (CLcKT)

149 Shoe0nHead *is* annoying. I mean, sure I'd still hit that like the fist of an angry God, but her schtick is getting old.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2019 10:27 PM (SgjGX)

150 A FUTURE IN which your hamburger is grown from animal cells in a lab is rapidly approaching.Living in space, this will become the norm. Yet there will still develop a black or gourmet market for the real thing.Make something rare or contraband and people will covet it. Kinda like Coors, east of the Mississippi, in the 70s.Now pass me the Romulan ale.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 10:27 PM (Z4rgH)

151 Rule #1 of Helmholtz Resonance avoidance: when driving with all four windows open, always close the rear ones *first*.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 20, 2019 10:28 PM (7s3Gx)

152 Um, re the annoying shoeonhead?

F**k her. Her voice is annoying her mannerisms are annoying and her opinions are annoying.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 10:16 PM (DqrLy)

I have a diametrically opposite opinion. Different strokes and all.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 10:28 PM (2DOZq)

153 Hermann von Helmholtz is my hero :-) One of these days, I am going to write a biography about him and make him a household name in the US. He was awesome.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (rWZ8Y)

Captain Harry Bandholtz (US Army) was no slouch either. That's why there's still a statue of him (with his swagger stick) in Budapest.

Posted by: Miklos, liking that guy at February 20, 2019 10:28 PM (zCyNd)

154 Pretty sure an embarreling got overlooked in this thread. Things are really going to shit around here.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 20, 2019 10:28 PM (oAY8z)

155 No, he was embarreled. I've heard the screams.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:29 PM (pUDQf)

156 Something even the few of you old enough to remember the Osborne computer probably wouldn't recognize was the rare Down Under version.

The Ozzie Osborn.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2019 10:29 PM (DMUuz)

157 Pretty sure an embarreling got overlooked in this thread. Things are really going to shit around here.

See posts 70, 74 and 90.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 20, 2019 10:29 PM (7s3Gx)

158 Ribeye is why one goes to Pat's for a cheesesteak, not Geno's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2019 10:30 PM (EZebt)

159 Man, a good cheesesteak from Philly would be awesome right about now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:32 PM (pUDQf)

160

Now pass me the Romulan ale.
Posted by: GnuBreed


Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tranya!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 20, 2019 10:32 PM (aKsyK)

161 No, he was embarreled. I've heard the screams.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:29 PM (pUDQf)



I missed the piling on....my favorite part

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 20, 2019 10:32 PM (oAY8z)

162 Instead of Trump spending time on other nations' perverts, I'd prefer he spend that time working on our borders and on our budget.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 10:32 PM (ykYG2)

163 No, he was embarreled. I've heard the screams.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:29 PM (pUDQf)

FALSE-In the Barrel, no one can hear you scream

Posted by: Miklos Snopes at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (zCyNd)

164 My mom used to make cheesesteak with those damn Steakums.

No wonder my childhood was so messed up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (pUDQf)

165


F**k her. Her voice is annoying her mannerisms are annoying and her opinions are annoying.


"No matter how hot she is, someone out there is sick of dealing with her shit"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (oVJmc)

166 FALSE-In the Barrel, no one can hear you scream
Posted by: Miklos Snopes at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (zCyNd


I can read lips.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:34 PM (pUDQf)

167 What would AOC know about *working people*? To me that means the guy
who is a mechanic, or a factory rat or a low level manager. His wife is a
school bus driver, or a waitress or a cashier at Walmart.

She
grew up way more privileged than that. I doubt her family ever had to
choose between buying new tires or paying the rent on time.

And the bint lives in a "luxury" apartment in DC.

Screw her "concern".

Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:34 PM (RfzVr)

168 My mom used to make cheesesteak with those damn Steakums.

No wonder my childhood was so messed up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


So!?!

My mom used to make cheese cake out slices of valveeta ...

Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (LPnfS)

169 Voluntary embarreling, even. Hopped right in before someone called for the ceremonial diving board.

Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (P1f+c)

170 163. Not so much screams as a bleachy gurgle. Noose tie optional.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (CCON5)

171 Still no participation trophy

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (hpYmt)

172 Man, a good cheesesteak from Philly would be awesome right about now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:32 PM (pUDQf)

Now when "you" were "President", Valerie would just fly us there for Cheese Steak "Date Night".

Get him out, Val. OUT NOW

Posted by: Micheal Robinson O. at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (zCyNd)

173
If it costs too much in metropolitan areas to live, Lexi Donkey-Chompers, it is because you and your fellow shit-for-brains statists and your shithole creating policies make it so. Take a bow, sugar tits.

Posted by: reality, wielding a 2x4 to get your attention at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (pNxlR)

174
So!?!

My mom used to make cheese cake out slices of valveeta ...
Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (LPnfS)


That's disgusting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (pUDQf)

175 Velvetta?!

Luxury!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (Y4EXg)

176
Well, Her Grace approved of the fried green tomatoes. This was the virgin run of the new deep frier I got her for her birthday.

We also had hash over rice, and she didn't dislike that, I'll phrase it. Now, in SC "hash" is something fairly unique. We had some Wyse's, which is not my favorite. The best to my taste is Clyde Cone's. Wyse's and Cone's are two big BBQ houses, BTW.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 10:36 PM (f1Vqw)

177 I get boners for endless war.

Posted by: Max Boot at February 20, 2019 10:37 PM (20X6f)

178 My mom used to make cheese cake out slices of valveeta ...

Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (LPnfS)

Just so everyone knows, "Valveeta" was a knock-off product of Valu-Rite Brands, Inc.

Posted by: Miklos, IPR expert at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

179 Publius--is there gross stuff in SC hash?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (P96Ys)

180 does publius have a camera in the house to hi jack,perchance?

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (CL76w)

181

Another outstanding ONT, MisHum. One can never have too much AC/DC or Steely Dan.


Zappa, OTOH, requires certain, um, enhancements to be fully enjoyed. Glock rock never really got big here in the States.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (HaL55)

182 Health report:

I had an appointment with the oncologist today and he said my latest CAT scan looked good; that it was unchanged from the last one. So the treatment is keeping the cancer from spreading for now.

On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

183
If you're confident in your sexuality, you don't need 8 women around you a-twerkin'.

You want 8 hot boys twerkin'.

Posted by: Barky O. at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (f1Vqw)

184 blast from the past about Travis County's legal establishment -
minx.cc:1080/?post=351198

Rosemary Lehmberg, how we miss thee. Well, for those of "we" who ever tended bar or worked at an Austin-area valu-booz

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)

185 broseidon -

I saw you mention last thread that your dad worked at Hillcrest.

The one near the corner of Mayfield (322) and S.O.M. Center?

Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (RfzVr)

186 I would think anyone women who found a sex robot in your house would quickly extracate herself from said house.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Properly done, it should excite their competitive instincts.
Posted by: Miklos, it's all in the presentation


This Trixi 9000 system runs 600 strokes a minute and draws 20 inches of vacuum. What have you got?

Posted by: mikeski, perhaps not at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (P1f+c)

187 I can read lips.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:34 PM (pUDQf)

So that's what the "porthole" is for...

Posted by: Miklos, not a Loewy level designer at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (zCyNd)

188 Just so everyone knows, "Valveeta" was a knock-off product of Valu-Rite Brands, Inc.

Posted by: Miklos, IPR expert at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM


I thought "Valveeta" was a brand of motor oil...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (CLcKT)

189 I had an appointment with the oncologist today and he said my latest CAT scan looked good; that it was unchanged from the last one. So the treatment is keeping the cancer from spreading for now.

On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

--------------------

That's awesome. Congrats Rick!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 10:40 PM (ffYR/)

190 182 Health report:

I had an appointment with the oncologist today and he said my latest CAT scan looked good; that it was unchanged from the last one. So the treatment is keeping the cancer from spreading for now.

On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R

Great news! Keep fighting!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:40 PM (pUDQf)

191 rickl - glad to hear that news!

Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (RfzVr)

192 My mom used to make cheesesteak with those damn Steakums.

No wonder my childhood was so messed up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (pUDQf)


You were a Kaboom Kid too. C'mon, admit it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (Z4rgH)

193 Publius--is there gross stuff in SC hash?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (P96Ys)

Mine is awesome. But I have a medicinal use prescription.

Posted by: Ruth G, SC Associate Justice at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (zCyNd)

194 I thought "Valveeta" was a brand of motor oil...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


Sounds more like their brand of stop-leak goop.

Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (P1f+c)

195 Hell, just a good ribeye would be good. Might have to wander to the good butcher shop this wknd.

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (9L2du)

196 This Trixi 9000 system runs 600 strokes a minute and draws 20 inches of vacuum. What have you got?

Posted by: mikeski, perhaps not at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (P1f+c)

JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

Posted by: Miklos Jetson at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (zCyNd)

197 182 Health report:

I had an appointment with the oncologist today and he said my latest CAT scan looked good; that it was unchanged from the last one. So the treatment is keeping the cancer from spreading for now.

On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)


That's wonderful, Rickl! You've been on my heart and on my prayer list for a while now.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (P96Ys)

198 It's a wig.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (BKTpn)

199 You 1%ers and your fancy schmacy Velvetta. Must be nice.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (yFncY)

200 192 My mom used to make cheesesteak with those damn Steakums.

No wonder my childhood was so messed up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (pUDQf)

You were a Kaboom Kid too. C'mon, admit it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (Z4rgH


If your mom bought off-brand shredded wheat, you might be a Kaboom Kid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (pUDQf)

201 Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

Thanks for sharing some real good news.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (EZebt)

202 M (P96Ys)

Mine is awesome. But I have a medicinal use prescription.
Posted by: Ruth G, SC Associate Justice at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (zCyNd)


Ahhh, Ruthie. I think you can get a better high if you add some fentanyl to it.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (P96Ys)

203 JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!
Posted by: Miklos Jetson


I almost wasted some good bourbon, there...

Inhaling it isn't wasteful, right?

Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (P1f+c)

204 >> Publius--is there gross stuff in SC hash?

Depends on what is gross to you. Bingle "SC Hash" and you can see the basics.

I love the stuff. It is traditionally served over rice.

Posted by: Barky O. at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (f1Vqw)

205 181

Another outstanding ONT, MisHum. One can never have too much AC/DC or Steely Dan.


Zappa, OTOH, requires certain, um, enhancements to be fully enjoyed. Glock rock never really got big here in the States.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (HaL55)


I thought the Uncle Meat selection was fitting with tonight's story about Lab meat.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

206 I've never seen shoe on head before. I didn't find her too annoying. And she's cute. Maybe she gets more grating with repeated viewing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 10:44 PM (eadjG)

207 If your mom bought off-brand shredded wheat, you might be a Kaboom Kid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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And she served it with hot milk, a pad of butter, and brown sugar.

Damn good stuff!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)

208
Nice opening pic, MH! Would love to spend a week thereabouts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot (the expugated version) at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (pNxlR)

209 Wait, what? Not more food porn. Wasn't that obscene "milkshake" earlier today enough for...

Oh. Those are mountains. Never miiiind.

Posted by: mindful webworker's usual waste of brain cells at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (RJYOZ)

210 Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

Good news rickl. Will keep you in the prayers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

211 The Coastie they arrested indicated illegal possession of a weapon. Did they indicate why illegal? Except being smaller, his weapon cache looked similar to mine.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

212 204 >> Publius--is there gross stuff in SC hash?

Depends on what is gross to you. Bingle "SC Hash" and you can see the basics.

I love the stuff. It is traditionally served over rice.
Posted by: Barky O. at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (f1Vqw)



Well I did look it up and saw the word "offal."

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:46 PM (P96Ys)

213 On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.

You'll be glad you had the cataracts removed. I had cataract surgery last July-- it's made a wonderful difference.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 10:46 PM (3C9q2)

214 19
I got a Kaypro II today. Very neat machine.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

I remember those. Weighed a ton, if memory serves. I think they were advertised as being "portable" in the same sense that a boat anchor is portable if you've got enough sailors.
And good evening Horde. Off to rest my weary brain cells, so everybody enjoy.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (1FhAQ)

215 Yep, Kaboom, velveeta and creamed chipped beef with Budig. Livin the high life.

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (9L2du)

216
Juggalo had best be laying inva supply of anal bleach.

Posted by: irony has no RDA at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (pNxlR)

217 *Yells Through The Barrel Bunghole*

Might your worries be allayed and your days be long, rickl!

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (Ckg4U)

218 It's a wig.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (BKTpn)

Chantilly lace wig, and a ponytail
A wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk

Posted by: Big Boppin' Miklos at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (zCyNd)

219 Did someone hear something?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

220 I thought the Uncle Meat selection was fitting with tonight's story about Lab meat.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:44 PM


If that's the case, you could have gone with Gwar's 'Meat Sandwich'...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (CLcKT)

221 Inhaling it isn't wasteful, right?

Technically no. Just excruciatingly painful.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (7s3Gx)

222 Your bunghole is too narrow.

Posted by: Jussie! at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)

223 I remember I got to see AC/DC in concert in Phoenix with Bon Scot in '79. I think they were paired with Journey that year. Now that was a hell of a concert.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (V2Yro)

224 *goes back to scrubbing*

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:49 PM (Ckg4U)

225 Kelsey Grammer seems like a nice enough guy... I wish him well in his retirement from show business.

And what's with cucks like Max Boot, amirite?

My theory is that they have to live every single day as spineless, cringing bootlicks, and it causes them to overcompensate by supporting any big, turgid, manly invasion.

And just who is he, a thumb-shaped catamite who dances for liberal dollars, to call anybody else "soft sybaritic."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 10:49 PM (eadjG)

226 [Medically good news]
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

Congrats on both fronts!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 20, 2019 10:49 PM (7s3Gx)

227 Brittany Venti > ShoeOnHead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc2bLeVZSpE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (rnAwa)

228 Should we let Slap out? Don't want him to get webbed feet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf)

229 he had "drunk himself to death", after suffocating on his own vomit.

++++

First he suffocates on his own vomit and then he drinks himself to death? That's hardcore, man.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (+dvpD)

230 Your bunghole is too narrow.

Posted by: Jussie! at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)

you not gonna have dat prollem

Posted by: The guys at Central hopin' he don't make bail at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (zCyNd)

231 Good news, rick. God bless you.

Posted by: Flyover at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (B5K06)

232 Your bunghole is too narrow.

Posted by: Jussie! at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)
___

Hey Jussie, wait until I show you all the great people in your cell block who will help you with just that issue.


Posted by: Jussie's upcoming roomate at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (cRkMZ)

233
The missus flooded the powder room and the laundry area beneath it in the basement. She spoke of it as "our" problem. I unclogged the toilet, thereby furnishing my solution to "our" problem. I do hope she enjoys working out the rest of the solution.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot ... at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (pNxlR)

234 "The one near the corner of Mayfield (322) and S.O.M. Center?

Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (RfzVr) "

Yup! He later became a Dermatologist and moved to the University Hospitals system.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (icI8A)

235 congrats, LadyL!

great news, Rickl!


boy howdy, Horde

Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (xIKXj)

236 >> Well I did look it up and saw the word "offal."

There are many different recipes for the stuff and they vary widely.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (f1Vqw)

237 Should we let Slap out? Don't want him to get webbed feet.

Not before application of the three B's...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (7s3Gx)

238 Hey, someone actually enjoyed Fallout 76!

Guess how Bethesda rewarded him.
youtu.be/bT8STHunM8k

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (ykYG2)

239 Anybody's grandma have one of those butt shakers/exercise machines? The stand up one with the belt that you leaned against and it shook?

But she also always had m&m's and apple juice and since I was the oldest I always got the olive from her martini.

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (9L2du)

240 My theory is that they have to live every single day as spineless, cringing bootlicks, and it causes them to overcompensate by supporting any big, turgid, manly invasion.

And just who is he, a thumb-shaped catamite who dances for liberal dollars, to call anybody else "soft sybaritic."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 10:49 PM (eadjG)


I'd agree with this. He's simply parroting what he thinks a manly man would say so as to deflect from his liberal underpinning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:52 PM (pUDQf)

241 Yep, Kaboom, velveeta and creamed chipped beef with Budig. Livin the high life.

My mother had a WWII-era cookbook with recipes to help cooks get around gummint-imposed food rationing. Some of the recipes were pretty awful, though-- there was a "spice cake" recipe that used condensed tomato soup instead of real spices, and a "mock apple pie" recipe that used Ritz crackers in place of apple slices. We tend to forget about the many ways the war affected ordinary middle-class folks.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 10:53 PM (3C9q2)

242 Health report:

I had an appointment with the oncologist today and he said my latest CAT scan looked good; that it was unchanged from the last one. So the treatment is keeping the cancer from spreading for now.

On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

Good show, Rick! Keep the nasty stuff on the run.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 10:53 PM (nPGq2)

243
AFAIK or have seen, no specific threats, just research and desires, coupled with the weapons charges.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (t6MX/)

Apparently I missed something in the news today. What is this about?

Posted by: girldog at February 20, 2019 10:53 PM (SJiiM)

244 As to workplace romances - so many companies these days make you inform them if you are involved with a co worker. Really? They couldn't tell on their own? What business is it of theirs? Everyone do their job and all is well. Worried about favoritism/harrassment?

I met all 3 of my husbands "on the job".

(Don't be gasping - #1 was a short teenage mistake on both our parts. No kids, no property, we happily said "We screwed up" and went our separate ways after a year. #2 dropped dead after 9 months. #3 and I have been married 38 years.)

Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:53 PM (RfzVr)

245 211 The Coastie they arrested indicated illegal possession of a weapon. Did they indicate why illegal? Except being smaller, his weapon cache looked similar to mine.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (2DOZq)


His possession of the guns was illegal because he was a habitual user of illegal drugs. I think that's one of the ?s on the 4473s. That's per Heavy.com.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 10:54 PM (Z4rgH)

246 There is no offal in South Carolina BBQ hash.

Has is just stewed until it becomes...hash

We save the offal for the special "Damn Yankees Welcome" parties.

Posted by: Miklos, Carolina Meridionalis at February 20, 2019 10:54 PM (zCyNd)

247

I thought the Uncle Meat selection was fitting with tonight's story about Lab meat.


That never even registered. I can be somewhat slow on the uptake at times. Guinness had absolutely nothing to do with it, I swear.


OK, it's bedtime for Bonzo here at stately Casa Backwardio. Would somebody PLEASE get Pixy to do something about all these posting problems? I hate to bitch (yeah, right) but this is beyond annoying now.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (HaL55)

248 Anybody's grandma have one of those butt shakers/exercise machines? The stand up one with the belt that you leaned against and it shook?

But she also always had m&m's and apple juice and since I was the oldest I always got the olive from her martini.
Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (9L2du)

-----------------------

Maternal Grandma had one, though she used it for her belly. Never saw any evidence that it worked.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (ffYR/)

249 First AoSHQ pray for our kids day went pretty great for me.

I prayed morning, noon and night for my kids and SMH's, Rondinella momma's, LadyL's, and linduh's and any other ette's kids that have gone astray and bought the lie.

Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)

250 Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:53 PM (RfzVr)


You learn something new every night here on The ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

251 ...*Yells Through The Barrel Bunghole*

Might your worries be allayed and your days be long, rickl!

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (Ckg4U)




Uh, Slap.... bunghole's on the other end of that barrel, I think.

Seems you were hollering outta the one with the words "Glory Hole" stenciled over the orifice.

At least, that's what it reads from here, 'bout eighty paces back. Which is as close as I ever wanna get to that horrid thing.


/snrk


*break*


Awesome news, rickl! Keep kickin' it's ass!



Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2019 10:56 PM (QzJWU)

252 Night kiddos! Don't forget to feed Slap through the bunghole.

Congrats again Rick!! Keep up the fight!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)

253 164 My mom used to make cheesesteak with those damn Steakums.

No wonder my childhood was so messed up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


My mom had those once. I've seen them in the frozen food section. They seem to have an awfully high price for "meat".

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 10:56 PM (+lVUW)

254 and Margarita deville's too

Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (xIKXj)

255 rickl that's really great news! Thanks for keeping us posted. Prayers will continue...

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (7Lklb)

256 213
You'll be glad you had the cataracts removed. I had cataract surgery last July-- it's made a wonderful difference.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 10:46 PM (3C9q2)


I've already noticed a tremendous improvement in my distance vision in my left eye. I'm driving without glasses for the first time in my life. I still need them for reading.

I've been nearsighted and have worn glasses since second grade. With the cataract surgery they gave me a choice: The standard lenses are covered by insurance but I will need reading glasses. The deluxe lenses would correct my vision so that I wouldn't need glasses at all, but they are not covered and would cost about $2500 per eye.

Even though I can afford the deluxe lenses, I opted for the standard ones. I'm already used to wearing glasses, and once both eyes are done I'll just have to get glasses with a different prescription.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

257 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?
I would take the main course.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (r+sAi)

258 Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

Praise the Lord!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 10:58 PM (2fwWU)

259 broseidon - small world. Hillcrest was a fairly new hospital when I was a kid. I was a candy striper there for 3 years.

Do the still even allow teens to be candy stripers anymore or is there too much of a liabilty issue?

Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (RfzVr)

260
... and a "mock apple pie" recipe that used Ritz crackers in place of apple slices.


You betcha! And we used to print that recipe - proudly - on our Ritz packages, too! Clear into the 60s, when we still bestrode the cracker world as giants. Then those verminous little Keebler bastards moved in next door ...

Posted by: The National Biscuit Company at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (pNxlR)

261 Tonight in the genre of, no, really?

Facial Recognition Software Regularly Misgenders Trans People
https://tinyurl.com/y34fcgno

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (cRkMZ)

262 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?

I would stick with desserts.

Not so healthy, but hey-desserted island

Posted by: Miklos, supping with a long spoon at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (zCyNd)

263 Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)

I love this place and all you angels in it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (2fwWU)

264 Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 10:54 PM (Z4rgH)

Thanks .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (2DOZq)

265 242 Not said by Jussie at the Graybar: "No, no, too beaucoup, too beaucoup"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (UDfn+)

266 #2 dropped dead after 9 months.

A daily breakfast of Kaboom will do that to a guy.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (3C9q2)

267 #2 dropped dead after 9 months

a cold case , I take it.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (CL76w)

268 Told Mrs Sock Monkey I was Issue free tonight. She told she was fairly certain I was wrong.

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 11:01 PM (hpYmt)

269
257 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?


A shortwave radio to summon a rescue vessel. Jeebus, how many times do I gotta answer that question, Alex?

Posted by: Survival Jeopardy at February 20, 2019 11:01 PM (pNxlR)

270 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?
I would take the main course.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (r+sAi)

Probably a good dessert wine.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 11:01 PM (2DOZq)

271
Helped Her Majesty groom out Mr. Sonny, kennel dogs fed, car loaded with the show equipment, Spam given to the house girls, medicine taken, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians. Covfefe time is 0500 here at Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 11:01 PM (LsBY9)

272 Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet



The BOGO is back!

*compares Aldi specials*

Posted by: Miklos, value oriented purchaser of real estate at February 20, 2019 11:02 PM (zCyNd)

273 I guess I have an issue with typing. Guess she was right

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 11:02 PM (hpYmt)

274 Even though I can afford the deluxe lenses, I opted for the standard ones. I'm already used to wearing glasses, and once both eyes are done I'll just have to get glasses with a different prescription.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

I was nearsighted for about as long as you. I got the standard (fixed focus) lenses, with a toric lens in my right eye to counter astigmatism. I can see fine, and can read a newspaper or a restaurant menu without glasses, as long as there is enough light. I will pop on a set of dollar store cheaters, though, for real close work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:02 PM (nPGq2)

275 Do the still even allow teens to be candy stripers anymore or is there too much of a liabilty issue?
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (RfzVr)

---------------------

They do/did here. My daughter, who is now an RN, was one. They never, ever had any patient contact though. They were gofers for the Nurses and cleaned stuff in common areas.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 11:02 PM (ffYR/)

276 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?

The Trixie 9000

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 11:03 PM (hpYmt)

277 Do the still even allow teens to be candy stripers anymore or is there too much of a liabilty issue?



Lawyers are the main liability issue.

Posted by: Miklos, currently in litigation at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (zCyNd)

278 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?

Kate Upton

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (2DOZq)

279 You givin' me some shit Mis Hum? Was that TMI? ;-D

Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (RfzVr)

280 I'm driving without glasses for the first time in my life. I still need them for reading.

I've been nearsighted and have worn glasses since second grade.


Same here, except I was in third grade when I was diagnosed as nearsighted. Wore heavy prescription glasses for everything except swimming, showering, and sleeping until last summer. Now I just need reading glasses for working at the computer as well as reading.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (3C9q2)

281
#1 was a short teenage mistake


a fat hanging slow pitch like that and no one here is taking a swing at it? No one?

Posted by: you people, know you I do not at February 20, 2019 11:05 PM (pNxlR)

282 Man... this guy out here in CO who murdered his fiancee was a complete psycho. He did it with a baseball bat. That's brutal. Then he made his side piece drive down from Idaho to clean up the horrendous crime scene while he took the body and burned it in a field.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:05 PM (eadjG)

283 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?

The Trixie 9000

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 11:03 PM (hpYmt)

Ginger v Mary Anne

*removes self for a few moments*

Posted by: Miklos, need..ice...moar ice at February 20, 2019 11:05 PM (zCyNd)

284 I read that article about Trump calling for homo decriminalization. They sure did try to emphasize that it was only because Iran is Trump's foe, and not for any good reason you see. But I don't think this kind of sour grapes crap works on anyone. Trump has shown no animosity towards homos, and he will get credit from rational people for any progress.

Posted by: Chris M at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (6XZdO)

285 276 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?

Miss Budweiser

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (CL76w)

286 So happy for you rickl!

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (9L2du)

287 Facial Recognition Software Regularly Misgenders Trans People
https://tinyurl.com/y34fcgno
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (cRkMZ)

Well, no. Actually, the facial recognition software gets it right; it's the damnfool trannies who are misgendering themselves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (nPGq2)

288
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (CL76w)


great nickname - always makes me laugh

Posted by: I laugh - nervously - but I do laugh at February 20, 2019 11:07 PM (pNxlR)

289 Frirst!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (P96Ys)

You have to spell it right or it doesn't count.

Rule 42(a).

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 11:07 PM (ocgrH)

290 Hitler finds out about Shoe On Head.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 20, 2019 11:07 PM (RuIsu)

291
Facial Recognition Software Regularly Misgenders Trans People

Posted by: filed under Do Not Give A Fuck at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (pNxlR)

292 Miss Budweiser

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (CL76w)

Now see, this is Genius.

Just check the fine print that A-B can't send Spuds McKenzie on some technicality.

Posted by: Miklos, reader of fine print at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (zCyNd)

293 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:05 PM (eadjG)

What da fuq they puttin' in the water out there lately? Isn't this the third case in 6 months? First two were husbands, but still.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (2fwWU)

294 Man... this guy out here in CO who murdered his fiancee was a complete psycho. He did it with a baseball bat. That's brutal. Then he made his side piece drive down from Idaho to clean up the horrendous crime scene while he took the body and burned it in a field.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February


Jeebus. I have tried to avoid that nasty story. What a sick f*ck.

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (9L2du)

295 #1 was a short teenage mistake

a fat hanging slow pitch like that and no one here is taking a swing at it? No one?

Posted by: you people, know you I do not at February 20, 2019 11:05 PM (pNxlR)

Micropenis?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ocgrH)

296 274
Wish I had gone with the astigmatism correction in at least one eye. In retrospect the brains ability to do image processing would probably let you mix and a match a variety of lens combinations!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 11:09 PM (f3oO4)

297 The Harlem Globetrotters are coming to the Pepsi Center.

I'm surprised they can still sell tickets, when people can just watch politics for free.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:09 PM (eadjG)

298 My mom made good mac and cheese with Velveeta.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

299 I'm just commenting because.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (l9m7l)

300 Completely Nude ShoeOnhead and NSFW. You're welcome, you bunch of homos.

Removed by mgmt

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (BKTpn)

301 1. CO2 is .0004 of our atmosphere and does not have magical powers, though it is breathed by plants.

2. The Earth is currently in a slightly warmer period (an "interglacial") that began about 20,000 years as ago, in the middle of an ice Ace that has lasted almost 2,000,000.

3. AOC definitively proves the Hot/Crazy Matrix.

4. Max Boot needs to be caught in the crossfire of one of the endless wars he loves so much.

5. Of all the good news I have received in recent years, the Tale Of The Insomniac Who Fell From Despair And Found A Nurse is my fave.

Good evening, Gentle Lunatics.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (2eKoI)

302 I met the fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. on the job. If we met today I would be to frightened by the harassment rules/laws that are in effect in the work place.
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Amen to this. I met Bunkerette on the job 15 yrs ago- and she was my HR rep. It was like beating the system back then, today we'd need to leave jobs and maybe states.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (5w1RS)

303 280
Same here, except I was in third grade when I was diagnosed as nearsighted. Wore heavy prescription glasses for everything except swimming, showering, and sleeping until last summer. Now I just need reading glasses for working at the computer as well as reading.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (3C9q2)


Yes, they said that once both eyes are done, I'll only need reading glasses. But I'm used to wearing glasses all the time, and having to constantly put them on and take them off would be a nuisance. So I'll get new prescription glasses that will correct for reading but be nearly clear for distance vision.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

304 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?

Is a fully-fueled motor yacht "one thing"?

Posted by: not Gilligan at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (poslC)

305 My mom made good mac and cheese with Velveeta.

Posted by: nerdygirl


This!

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (9L2du)

306 broseidon - small world. Hillcrest was a fairly new hospital when I was a kid. I was a candy striper there for 3 years.
Do the still even allow teens to be candy stripers anymore or is there too much of a liabilty issue?


Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM


Do you have your uniform still?

(Inquiring on behalf of an acquaintance!)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (CLcKT)

307 Now see, this is Genius.

Just check the fine print that A-B can't send Spuds McKenzie on some technicality.
Posted by: Miklos, reader of fine print at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (zCyNd)

Uh, Miss Budweiser is (or was?) a boat. An Unlimited Class hydroplane. She go very fast in a straight line. Just the thing for unassing a desert island.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (nPGq2)

308 What da fuq they puttin' in the water out there lately? Isn't this the third case in 6 months? First two were husbands, but still.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (2fwWU)

---------

Yeah... it's been weird. Wife-killing seems to be on the rise here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (eadjG)

309 Stranded on a desserted island? I know I am over thinking this, but is it a warm Tahiti-like island or a cold Greenland-like island?

Maybe a desalinization kit? Maybe a loaded pistol?

If I have access to clean drinking water and am on the warm island, maybe a solar powered tablet?


Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (RfzVr)

310 Completely Nude ShoeOnhead and NSFW. You're welcome, you bunch of homos.



http://tinyurl.com/yybhfzbo

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (BKTpn)



Amazing frigging rack, and I'm invoking the 1000 year rule.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (9Om/r)

311
Tucker did a piece on the recent big report done by the Army War College on the Iraq War. Basically, it was the biggest American foreign policy blunder since Vietnam.

The only winner of this was Iran.

Remember when Bush 41's team stopped short of going to Baghdad? Well, they were right -- everything they warned would happen if we toppled Saddam did indeed happen. And the biggest one was empowering Iran.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (f1Vqw)

312 Tammy al-Thor

here's a great song for you, an 'ette angel yourself:

Angel of Darkness by Hot Tuna

youtu.be/XiffF15xQ_Q

Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (xIKXj)

313 Completely Nude ShoeOnhead and NSFW. You're welcome, you bunch of homos.


"We go West, White Hunter. No beaver pelt for harvest here"

Posted by: Chief Miklos, Respected Elder at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (zCyNd)

314

One hell of an ONT Sir, Mucho Nacho Grande!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (GHj1N)

315 249 First AoSHQ pray for our kids day went pretty great for me.

I prayed morning, noon and night for my kids and SMH's, Rondinella momma's, LadyL's, and linduh's and any other ette's kids that have gone astray and bought the lie.
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)
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thanks for the update, I'll join you if you don't mind. Actually already did I saw it mentioned last night and added it to my am prayers. My poor vegan daughter is lost in the craziness and not speaking to me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:13 PM (IDhUW)

316 Consummate jazz pianist Joe Zawinul left Cannonball Adderley's band to play for Zappa.

By choice, Cannonball didn't want him to go.

Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 11:13 PM (ePWRo)

317 249 First AoSHQ pray for our kids day went pretty great for me.

I prayed morning, noon and night for my kids and SMH's, Rondinella momma's, LadyL's, and linduh's and any other ette's kids that have gone astray and bought the lie.
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)

Hi Booknlass, Same here! Moms are joining in from the morning threads, too. ( my daughter reads over my shoulder, so just want to make clear: she's got her head on straight. I'm praying that she finds the right tribe of peers because we live in Lefty-ville...) It was awesome, in every sense of the word, to join in with all you moms and pray for all the Horde children. I like that it is now officially: AoSHQ Pray for Our Kids Day. Looking forward to storming heaven with you again next Wednesday!


Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (9Ni3Z)

318 Great news, rickl!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (t6MX/)

319 303. Just stay away from the Chuck U Schumer frames!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (UDfn+)

320 Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

That's what I did, but I can't seem to get the prescription just right. But driving is really nice with good distance vision!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (f3oO4)

321 Killing her with a baseball bat is horrifying, but that first motherfucker who killed his 7 months pregnant wife AND his 3 and 1 year old daughters gets my vote for the worst one. (I probably have all the numbers wrong, but she was pretty far along and his precious wee girls were very young)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (2fwWU)

322 Miss Budweiser

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (CL76w)

Now see, this is Genius.

Just check the fine print that A-B can't send Spuds McKenzie on some technicality.

viral marketing FTW- if only the jerks at AvBev woup=ld cough up a case or two

Really,my childhood winters were watching drag boats (Miss Budweiser!) or the figure 8 races from Islip, NY-----------or if you were really zeroed out the Chemeleski Fun Time band. Local cable before there was local cable. Sunday in northen North Dakota with NO network help.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (CL76w)

323 >>>Do you have your uniform still?

Sorry, long gone. We did look cute as heck in them. And felt so impressive and important.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 11:15 PM (RfzVr)

324 Yeah... it's been weird. Wife-killing seems to be on the rise here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (eadjG)

I blame the weirdos attracted by legal pot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:15 PM (nPGq2)

325 Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (9Ni3Z)

God bless all the participating moms (and any other participants)!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 11:16 PM (f3oO4)

326 Specialist at the diabetes clinic that my family Dr. sent me to said she didn't think I had diabetes today. That was a blessing. She also said she had gone to school with the internal medicine specialist that I saw just yesterday and agreed with his conclusions about my hypertension and medication.
I'll keep to my (new since Dec. regime) and I'll sleep well tonight, no medical quizzes, medicine changes, or exams for awhile. Never had to take medicine until last fall, 2018.

Posted by: Speller at February 20, 2019 11:16 PM (pSotA)

327 Uh, Miss Budweiser is (or was?) a boat. An Unlimited Class hydroplane. She go very fast in a straight line. Just the thing for unassing a desert island.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (nPGq2)

And I was thinking Bikini Babe.

Bad Miklos! Damn Y chromosome! Bad, bad testosterone!


Posted by: Chief Miklos, Disgraced cis- Elder at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (zCyNd)

328 211 The Coastie they arrested indicated illegal possession of a weapon. Did they indicate why illegal? Except being smaller, his weapon cache looked similar to mine.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

Prohibited possessor as abuser of controlled substance, tramadol. All the other facts surrounding the case is mostly histrionics, and a reason to prosecute this historically non-prosecuted offense.

Every firearm owning pot smoker could be arrested for the same offense.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (t6MX/)

329
Stranded on a desserted island? I know I am over thinking this, but is it a warm Tahiti-like island or a cold Greenland-like island?


Kerguelen Islands. I do so hope that Trump has a team scouting out bundling up the UN and its parasites and relocating the whole kit and kaboodle to there on February 1, 2021.

Posted by: sweet dreams are made of these at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (pNxlR)

330 Completely Nude ShoeOnhead and NSFW. You're welcome, you bunch of homos.



http://tinyurl.com/yybhfzbo

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (BKTpn)



Amazing frigging rack, and I'm invoking the 1000 year rule.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (9Om/r)

They won't be foot warmers anytime soon, that's for sure.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (ocgrH)

331 Killing her with a baseball bat is horrifying,
---------------
If this is the story I'm thinking of, I heard he blindfolded her under the pretense of "smelling some candle flavors" and then broke out the bat. Disgusting.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (5w1RS)

332 Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (xIKXj)

That was a great song! No idea they were still around, thanks!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:18 PM (2fwWU)

333 I blame the weirdos attracted by legal pot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:15 PM (nPGq2)

Weirdos attracted by legal vs illegal pot.

I smell grant funding.

Posted by: Miklos, overnight RFP responder at February 20, 2019 11:18 PM (zCyNd)

334 thanks for the update, I'll join you if you don't mind. Actually already did I saw it mentioned last night and added it to my am prayers. My poor vegan daughter is lost in the craziness and not speaking to me.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:13 PM (IDhUW)

Glad you joined in, AmericanKestrel! You and your daughter will be in my prayers. Please pass the word along, too.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 20, 2019 11:19 PM (9Ni3Z)

335 Ricky don't lose that number
Reeling In The Years

Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 11:19 PM (ePWRo)

336 300 I knew she was a 1.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 11:20 PM (UDfn+)

337 Good news, Rickl !!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2019 11:20 PM (Rxduq)

338 If this is the story I'm thinking of, I heard he blindfolded her under the pretense of "smelling some candle flavors" and then broke out the bat. Disgusting.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (5w1RS)

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Yup. And this is weird because I cracked a dumb joke earlier. People were talking about poisons and mentioned that succinylcholine is indetectable, but they recently devised a test for it. Gas chromatograph is involved, I think.

Anyway I said no, they can test for it now. Just use a baseball bat.

Now I feel bad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:20 PM (eadjG)

339 Posted by: Speller at February 20, 2019 11:16 PM (pSotA)

More awesome news!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:21 PM (2fwWU)

340 I'm so glad

I'm so glad

I'm glad I'm glad m glad

Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 11:21 PM (xIKXj)

341 Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (ocgrH)

She definitely got her money's worth.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:22 PM (2fwWU)

342 I'm wondering if the Morons can help me out. Shortly after the Dear Diary meme started with Acosta last summer, I grabbed @jimacostasdiary and started subtweeting every Acosta tweet and adding Dear Diary and doing a few original content. It was slow, but I reached 100 followers last month. Nothing to brag about, but I got on someone's radar. Twitter suspended the account for not clearly marking it as parody and Twitter being Twitter, won't work with me to bring it back. I started @AcostasNot with the same MO and would appreciate some followers from the Morons. Much obliged.

Posted by: Jim Acosta's Diary at February 20, 2019 11:22 PM (pwhsp)

343 Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (RfzVr)

No shit given whatsoever
I had no clue about that part of your life

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

344 Good evening Tammy al-Thor,
I appreciate your kindness to the commenters

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:23 PM (IDhUW)

345 300 I knew she was a 1.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 11:20 PM (UDfn+)

She seems well en-Dowed. Or did that all come from Mama?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:23 PM (nPGq2)

346 Nite horde. Filed my first brief in the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals. Talk about stress. thanks to the help of a co-worker. I'm beat.

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 11:24 PM (9L2du)

347 "My mom made good mac and cheese with Velveeta."
-Posted by: nerdygirl

I use it in my Cheeseburger Soup. I need to send the recipe to Jim in Galveston *first*, but I'll have to make it again because It varies by the number of Guests.

I was... *gets swallowed by barrel*

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)

348 G'Night, Infidel!

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)

349 I know I am over thinking this, but is it a warm Tahiti-like island or a cold Greenland-like island?

Its an island. Made of desserts.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (r+sAi)

350 cool Kestrel!

lovely, Rondinella and Margarita!

excuse me, Perry Mason's on.....

lol

Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (xIKXj)

351 Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (5w1RS)

It is sickening. I wonder why she never left him? My experience with men who hit women with baseball bats is that it is usually preceded by all manner of less deadly but nonetheless violent behavior. Sad, sad cycle.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (2fwWU)

352 She seems well en-Dowed. Or did that all come from Mama?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:23 PM (nPGq2)


I don't care if there is enough plastic in them to build a jap car. They...are...perfect.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (9Om/r)

353 I'm so glad

I'm so glad

I'm glad I'm glad m glad

Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 11:21 PM (xIKXj)

Glad all over!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDSepEeMgPg

Posted by: Miklos and the Dave Clark Five at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (zCyNd)

354
You betcha! And we used to print that recipe - proudly - on our Ritz packages, too! Clear into the 60s, when we still bestrode the cracker world as giants.

When Ritz had taste and didn't crumble in your fingers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (aKsyK)

355 The top picture is beautiful. I love reflection photos. I have one that I took of a pond that had a strip of land stretching out into the water with a blue heron standing there. When the photo is turned upside down, it looks like the heron is standing in the air.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM (IDhUW)

356 I really don't understand the Trump admin going all in on the Gay agenda, when most countries don't have Freedom of Speech, or Religion...

Things that affect EVERYONE, not just a very small vocal minority.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM (NgKpN)

357
My experience with men who hit women with baseball bats ...


Just how many such men are you talking anout here, Miss Tammy?

Posted by: WUT? at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (pNxlR)

358 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:23 PM (IDhUW)

I am so thrilled you have stuck with us!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (2fwWU)

359 It is sickening. I wonder why she never left him? My
experience with men who hit women with baseball bats is that it is
usually preceded by all manner of less deadly but nonetheless violent
behavior. Sad, sad cycle.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (2fwWU)


Yeah, you would think there would be some kind of warning signs. Either that or the dude just popped a gasket one day and poof.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (9Om/r)

360 When Ritz had taste and didn't crumble in your fingers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (aKsyK)

Ritz is brest quarity! No Crumble!

Posted by: Li Siu, Mondelez International QA Manager (Shenzhen) at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (zCyNd)

361 Glad you joined in, AmericanKestrel! You and your daughter will be in my prayers. Please pass the word along, too.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 20, 2019 11:19 PM (9Ni3Z)
--- thank you, will do.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (IDhUW)

362 Yeah, you would think there would be some kind of warning signs. Either that or the dude just popped a gasket one day and poof.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (9Om/r

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Apparently he'd been plotting it with his girlfriend for awhile.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (eadjG)

363 Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM (NgKpN)

Things are making less and less sense to me these days!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (f3oO4)

364 Beagles with cream cheese was bad enough, now you're eating labs too? Barkbaric.

Posted by: The Dog at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (4KIAS)

365 I'm so glad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3GIQ86eu6c

Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (ePWRo)

366 Hey Jussie, wait until I show you all the great people in your cell block who will help you with just that issue.


Posted by: Jussie's upcoming roomate at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (cRkMZ)

Jussie's new show?


Scared straight.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:30 PM (t6MX/)

367 Curse you Helmholtz! Curse you to heck!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:30 PM (m45I2)

368 Posted by: WUT? at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (pNxlR)

Two. One I didn't know very well, one was married to one of my cousins. Evil bastard, and I don't throw the word evil around lightly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:30 PM (2fwWU)

369 Open Woindpw Night has been cancelled. Thanks Helmholtz!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)

370 Yeah, you would think there would be some kind of warning signs. Either that or the dude just popped a gasket one day and poof.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (9Om/r



------



Apparently he'd been plotting it with his girlfriend for awhile.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (eadjG)



And you would think the girlfriend would say to herself "Hmmm that could be me one day".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (9Om/r)

371 Yeah, you would think there would be some kind of warning signs. Either that or the dude just popped a gasket one day and poof.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


It's reported that he asked the Side Piece to kill her for him, before he took matters into his own baseball bat.

He asked her three times.

So, there were plenty of warning signs.

Side Piece is as crazy as he was.

Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (P1f+c)

372 Those are perfect titties. No homo.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (BKTpn)

373 Yikes! Open Window Night...

sheez.

I'm going to go sit in the corner.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)

374 She's in Congress because she got 18,000 votes in a Democratic primary with 12% turnout.

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (I2/tG)


That and cocky Crowley did two things majorly wrong:

1) He didn't feel the need to deign to campaign, and;

2) To emphasize point 1, at one debate, Crowley sent in a Spanish-speaking stand-in, not bothering to attend himself.

I don't think Crowley's going to be getting the job back. He's an old school Queens Dem hack, an old white guy, and I think the days are over for them here in this district. But this district is also full of crazy Hispanic socialists. They'd just be replacing one loon with another.

Due to NY's population loss, my bet is they redistrict Donkey-Chompers out of a job.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2019 11:33 PM (Y8PSl)

375
Lots of parallels between the Colorado baseball bat killer and the Ann Marie Feahy slaying by Thomas Capano in Delaware around 2000, particularly with the involvement of his other mistress at the time, on whom he tried to place the blame for Feahy's killing at his trial.

Posted by: sad but true at February 20, 2019 11:33 PM (pNxlR)

376 Has anyone ever tried buying frames in metric sizes? It's infuriating. Not available anywhere in the US, even online.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 20, 2019 11:33 PM (rnXGe)

377 Or did that all come from Mama?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:23 PM (nPGq2)

Silicone.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:34 PM (t6MX/)

378 >>>I really don't understand the Trump admin going all in on the Gay agenda, when most countries don't have Freedom of Speech, or Religion...
...
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM (NgKpN)


One more twist in Iran's noose.

Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 11:34 PM (ePWRo)

379 I'm tired from trying to clean The Barrel. I could only scrape and clean about One-Quarter of it.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)

380 Silicone.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Youth and health don't get to defy gravity that much, no.

Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2019 11:36 PM (P1f+c)

381 Either that or the dude just popped a gasket one day and poof.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (9Om/r)
I dunno. I doubt it came out of nowhere, but I obviously have no way of knowing!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:36 PM (2fwWU)

382 night, Slappy!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:36 PM (2fwWU)

383 Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)

Saw your current limerick.

Reminded me of the Calypso song "Shame and scandal in the Family"

https://tinyurl.com/y3meds6b

Posted by: Miklos, frustrated steel drum player at February 20, 2019 11:36 PM (zCyNd)

384 I really don't understand the Trump admin going all
in on the Gay agenda, when most countries don't have Freedom of Speech,
or Religion...


Things that affect EVERYONE, not just a very small vocal minority.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM


I think he's trolling the dems, demonstrating magnaminity, or both...

On a side note, I've read that sodomites in Iran often avoid the hangman by declaring themselves "transgender", and Iran out-does the Thais in sex-change operations...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 11:37 PM (CLcKT)

385 I'm at work so no NSFW pics for me. Shoe0nHead does have an Instagram page. She's married. Did not know that. She's very photogenic. Knew that. She's pixie sized. I guessed that. Canadian. Whatever. She is very very well built. She dresses in her video's fairly neutral so I wasn't sure but she's a 1. Absolutely.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 11:37 PM (20X6f)

386
Silicone.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:34 PM (t6MX/)


At one time, courtesy of us!

Posted by: Dow-Corning at February 20, 2019 11:37 PM (pNxlR)

387
I'm going to go sit in the corner.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)
If you do you'll have to rename yourself....
Little Jack Horner.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:37 PM (IDhUW)

388 ...I'm going to go sit in the corner.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)



As you contemplate the error of your ways, I hope the awareness of your misdeed resonates with you.

At the very least, a window will open, and you'll dwell on "things that make you go hmmmmm".



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2019 11:37 PM (QzJWU)

389 You know that organ at church?

Posted by: Helmholtz at February 20, 2019 11:39 PM (/dN1M)

390 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?
I would take the main course.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


I don't like dessert so just a liver-cutting knife and you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019 11:39 PM (0ogxh)

391 249 First AoSHQ pray for our kids day went pretty great for me.
I prayed morning, noon and night for my kids and SMH's, Rondinella momma's, LadyL's, and linduh's and any other ette's kids that have gone astray and bought the lie.
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)
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It went great for me too.

I started with a morning rosary for the moms and ended with a night one for the kids.
My schedule was such that I could pray every hour.
I set a timer but, funny thing, by the afternoon I was pausing pretty automatically before the timer went off.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2019 11:39 PM (Rxduq)

392 384 I really don't understand the Trump admin going all
in on the Gay agenda, when most countries don't have Freedom of Speech,
or Religion...


Things that affect EVERYONE, not just a very small vocal minority.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM


I think he's aligning various minority groups with himself, breaking them out of their tribes so to speak.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:40 PM (IDhUW)

393 At the very least, a window will open, and you'll dwell on "things that make you go hmmmmm".


******


Yeah, Jim, a window opened, and that gosh darned Helmholtz started going HMMMMMMM again. That's what started my problems in the first place.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:40 PM (m45I2)

394
The United States is doing pretty poorly in reducing emissions


Particularly nocturnal ones.

Who measures such things?

Posted by: Your Prima Nocturnal Emissions' Measuring Team at February 20, 2019 11:40 PM (pNxlR)

395 You know that organ at church?
Posted by: Helmholtz at February 20, 2019 11:39 PM (/dN1M)

We once had a streaker run though our church. They caught him by the organ.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 20, 2019 11:41 PM (LMcFk)

396 Who measures such things?
Posted by: Your Prima Nocturnal Emissions' Measuring Team at February 20, 2019 11:40 PM (pNxlR)

Harry Reid.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (t6MX/)

397 When Muldoon sits in the corner, are you supposed to take his crayons away, or give him some? Is there a protocol?

Posted by: Miklos, who still has his first dunce cap (well used..er loved) at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (zCyNd)

398 Did somebody say Open Window Night?

Posted by: Todd at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (4KIAS)

399 Crayons! Yummy!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (m45I2)

400 Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM (NgKpN)

Well, he gets to stick it to Iran and make the LGTBGL whatevers heads explode at the same time. Plus, I think it's a pet cause for Ivanka and Jared.
I just hate him having any involvement with "LGTBTG Activists" but it is pretty epic trolling, otherwise.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (2fwWU)

401 Posted by: Todd at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (4KIAS)


Well played
Golf clap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (aA3+G)

402 > She's in Congress because she got 18,000 votes in a Democratic primary with 12% turnout.

In a district that was so hardcore Dem that the Representative-for-Life made the mistake of not campaigning at all during the primary.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 11:44 PM (0OWcv)

403 Stop blaming me for the bagpipe, dammit!

Posted by: Helmholtz at February 20, 2019 11:44 PM (HTHlp)

404 Helmholtz would make a good band name.

Could work for either metal or Kraftwerk-style techno.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 11:45 PM (0OWcv)

405 When Muldoon sits in the corner, are you supposed to take his crayons away, or give him some? Is there a protocol?

Posted by: Miklos, who still has his first dunce cap (well used..er loved) at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (zCyNd)

Ya wanna keep an eye on his thumbs, is the main thing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:45 PM (2fwWU)

406 That mountain photo looks like an overdone Baked Alaska. Which is not a bad thing, not at all.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 11:45 PM (4KIAS)

407 Crayons! Yummy!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (m45I2)

*sticks plastic spork in Muldoon's hand*

That's MY Paste!!

Posted by: Joey B. a special needs former VP at February 20, 2019 11:46 PM (zCyNd)

408 G'night all.

Go Avs

Endeavor to persevere

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:46 PM (m45I2)

409 Stop blaming me for the bagpipe, dammit!
Posted by: Helmholtz
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Really dude? How about the didgeridoo?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 11:46 PM (HTHlp)

410
Crayons! Yummy!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (m45I2)


If a young'un were to consume one of the now discontinued "Flesh" crayons from Crayola, would that young'un be considered a cannibal?

Posted by: deep moral ponderings for our times at February 20, 2019 11:46 PM (pNxlR)

411 288
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (CL76w)

great nickname - always makes me laugh

===
Favorite 70's bumper sticker:

"Save the whales.
Win valuable prizes."

Posted by: ibguy at February 20, 2019 11:46 PM (EHVbt)

412 Did somebody say Open Window Night?
Posted by: Todd at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (4KIAS)

Beware the night air!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 11:47 PM (f3oO4)

413 When Muldoon sits in the corner, are you supposed to take his crayons away, or give him some? Is there a protocol?
----
I think he has to eat curds and whey

Posted by: AmericanKestrel mixes up nursery rhymes at February 20, 2019 11:47 PM (IDhUW)

414 Helmholtz would make a good band name.

It means helmet wood.

Proceed at your own risk.

Posted by: Miklos von Molnar at February 20, 2019 11:48 PM (zCyNd)

415 Stop blaming me for the bagpipe, dammit!

Posted by: Helmholtz at February 20, 2019 11:44 PM (HTHlp)

It's not a bleedin bagpipe!

SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI

Posted by: Miklos because it's there at February 20, 2019 11:51 PM (zCyNd)

416 413
I think he has to eat curds and whey
Posted by: AmericanKestrel mixes up nursery rhymes at February 20, 2019 11:47 PM (IDhUW)
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Not unless he's sitting on a tuffet.

I think he just has to eat plum pie.
And stick his thumb in it.
THUMB. (I wish to make that emphatic.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2019 11:51 PM (Rxduq)

417 Absent the threat of Saddam, we had no reason to keep an embargo and no-fly zone that required tens of thousands of troops in Saudi Arabia for decades.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2019 10:26 PM (SgjGX)

I don't think the petrodollar is a weak reason to stay in Saudi Arabia, by a large margin.

Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2019 11:52 PM (Prldh)

418 In a district that was so hardcore Dem that the Representative-for-Life made the mistake of not campaigning at all during the primary.

Maybe the Republicans could have put up a candidate to run against her?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:53 PM (ykYG2)

419 Regarding Bon Scott's death almost 40 years ago: AC/DC made a film of them on tour called Let There Be Rock a few months before he died. I just remember Angus talking about some of their partying habits, but when the interviewer asks him about Bon he just says something to the effect that he was overdoing it so hard the rest of the band was just incredulous. It wasn't released until several months after he died, and that clip just haunted me.

Posted by: Jim S. at February 20, 2019 11:53 PM (ynUnH)

420 Save the wales, because the irish just suck at maintaining a celtic language

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2)

421
Posted by: AmericanKestrel mixes up nursery rhymes at February 20, 2019 11:47 PM (IDhUW)

--------------------------------

THUMB. (I wish to make that emphatic.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2019 11:51 PM (Rxduq)

Oh you two crack me up!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:54 PM (2fwWU)

422 once both eyes are done I'll just have to get glasses with a different prescription.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM

Consider seamlessly ground trifocals. You get used to tilting your head slighty as you change focus on things near/far, like book -> tv -> cat on the windowsill.

Posted by: Cataractless! at February 20, 2019 11:55 PM (aVmAZ)

423 /yeah, I am actually part Irish. why the Welsh do so much better at Cymraeg than the Irish do at maintaining Gaelge, I've never understood.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:55 PM (ykYG2)

424 I don't think the petrodollar is a weak reason to stay in Saudi Arabia, by a large margin.

Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2019 11:52 PM (Prldh)

Petrodollars, by definition, are dollars, not Saudi Rials, and also not in Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Miklos, underpaid, oversexed, and in a comfy chair over here at February 20, 2019 11:56 PM (zCyNd)

425 Nuke the whales!

Posted by: gotta nuke somethin' at February 20, 2019 11:57 PM (poslC)

426 why the Welsh do so much better at Cymraeg than the Irish do at maintaining Gaelge, I've never understood.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:55 PM (ykYG2)

Gang aft a-gley, laddie.

Posted by: Miklos McMolnar at February 20, 2019 11:58 PM (zCyNd)

427 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:55 PM (ykYG2)

We damn sure can't blame the drinking, can we? I don't know how the Irish got the rep for being such drunks with the Welsh standing at the ready.....
( I am Irish and Welsh, both)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:59 PM (2fwWU)

428 Rickl, glad to hear of the good medical reports.

Sharkman, thanks for sharing your thoughts.. Gentle lunatics

Posted by: AmericanKestrel mixes up nursery rhymes at February 20, 2019 11:59 PM (IDhUW)

429 Maybe the Republicans could have put up a candidate to run against her?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:53 PM (ykYG2)


Pappas also didn't feel the need to campaign, or do interviews, or have a contrasting policy (or any policy), or . . . .

Most only knew he was running when they saw his name on the ballot.

Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2019 12:01 AM (Y8PSl)

430 ...Nuke the whales!


Posted by: gotta nuke somethin' at February 20, 2019 11:57 PM (poslC)



Variation of the above, as a bumper sticker guaranteed to getcha arrested or killed in California.

"Nuke the Gay Baby Whales!"

And wear a MAGA hat while driving around with that sticker and an NRA sticker on your truck.

I think Reginald Denny's treatment would be mild in comparison.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2019 12:01 AM (QzJWU)

431 @225 Kelsey Grammer seems like a nice enough guy... I wish him well in his retirement from show business.

-----------------

Kelsey Grammer's been openly conservative for quite a while now. He's popular enough with the public that I don't think there's much more that the industry could do to him that they haven't already done.

Posted by: junior at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (Fp6vo)

432 /yeah, I am actually part Irish. why the Welsh do so much better at Cymraeg than the Irish do at maintaining Gaelge, I've never understood.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


It's troubling, in'it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (0ogxh)

433 Woof!

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (UGqF8)

434 Fuck the whales.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (BKTpn)

435 If we got TOO drunk we'd disappoint the sheep.

Posted by: the Welsh at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (ykYG2)

436 Whenever I read about morons and excessive alcohol consumption, I think of this medical video. Short version: guy buys distillation kit on Amazon to make booze for New year's party with friends. Drinks 2 liters of 100+ proof alcohol in 2 hours. Doesn't know about "heads and tails".
https://youtu.be/4DQUrg0Yhu4

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (eoGJ0)

437 I think Reginald Denny's treatment would be mild in comparison.

In California, a cinderblock to the head is considered "alternative medicine".

Posted by: Dr. Miklos O'McMolnar at February 21, 2019 12:03 AM (zCyNd)

438 420 Save the wales, because the irish just suck at maintaining a celtic language
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2)
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"The great Gaels of Ireland Are the men that God made mad, for all their wars are merry and all their songs are sad" Chesterton

Don't know what it has to do with language but I like the quote so I'm throwing it out there.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel mixes up nursery rhymes at February 21, 2019 12:07 AM (IDhUW)

439 Fuck the whales.

*shifty-eyes*

Posted by: Lena Dunham's "boy"friend at February 21, 2019 12:08 AM (poslC)

440 427 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:55 PM (ykYG2)

We damn sure can't blame the drinking, can we? I don't know how the Irish got the rep for being such drunks with the Welsh standing at the ready.....
( I am Irish and Welsh, both)"

My wife is mostly Welsh, even still has some second cousins in Pembrokeshire. She took one of the genealogy tests (23 and me) and among other things, she came out 99th percentile in known Neanderthal genes. Yep, that's the Welsh for ya.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:08 AM (V2Yro)

441 We could do with a fewer whales, they are eating all the salmon.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:11 AM (IDhUW)

442 Richard Burton and Hugh Griffith (the Arab in Ben Hur, among many other roles) were both Welshmen, were great friends, and had the reputation of being the most notorious and rowdiest drunks in all of London back in the 50's and 60's. I can only marvel at what it would have been like to have been in a pub with those two carrying on!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:12 AM (V2Yro)

443 That bank sign! Can you imagine going in for a loan?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:12 AM (IDhUW)

444 Slap the salmon.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:12 AM (BKTpn)

445 That bank sign! Can you imagine going in for a loan?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:12 AM (IDhUW)

Repayment terms might be...flexible.

Posted by: Miklos Rothschild at February 21, 2019 12:14 AM (zCyNd)

446 Fuck the whales?

FUCK THE MANATEES!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:14 AM (UGqF8)

447 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:08 AM (V2Yro)

I am in the 87 percentile, and was inclined to blame my German for it, (since they came from an area where a Neanderthal corpse was found) but perhaps I should take a second look at those Welshies....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:15 AM (2fwWU)

448 445 That bank sign! Can you imagine going in for a loan?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 21, 2019 12:15 AM (LOq4H)

449 ahhhhh, forget it...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (LOq4H)

450 444 Slap the salmon
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You misspelled smoke

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)

451 FUCK THE MANATEES!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:14 AM (UGqF

Have special thing for tattoo'ed manatees?

Posted by: Lena Duh-nam at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (zCyNd)

452 FUCK THE MANATEES!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:14 AM (UGqF


Come here, Big Boy!

Posted by: Hugh Manatee, On The Down Low at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (Y8PSl)

453 FUCK THE MANATEES!!!

Ready when you are

Posted by: amy schumer at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (ykYG2)

454 Petrodollars, by definition, are dollars, not Saudi Rials, and also not in Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Miklos, underpaid, oversexed, and in a comfy chair over here at February 20, 2019 11:56 PM (zCyNd)

Uh, it's cool for you to admit you have no idea what the petrodollar system is. But a considerable portion of the dollar's strength is that Saudis contracts for oil are denominated in dollars. And if you don't know that Saudi hasn't asked for rials in exchange for its oil since the 70s, then I really don't have the time to educate you.

Posted by: trev006 at February 21, 2019 12:17 AM (Prldh)

455 Slap the salmon
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You misspelled smoke

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)

Slap the smoke? Oh, cool.

Posted by: Millenial, passing bong, also the future at February 21, 2019 12:18 AM (zCyNd)

456 FYI, Wales is a very beautiful part of the UK. Tends to gets overlooked when compared to Scotland or the Lake District in England. The north of Wales has Snowdonia NP, which I recommend a visit. Stay in the town of Conwy. Its got a huge castle with a wall that goes around the city. Brecon Beacons NP in the SE part of Wales is worth seeing too. The coast of Wales is beautiful.


Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 12:18 AM (20X6f)

457 "I had an appointment with the oncologist today and he said my latest CAT scan looked good; that it was unchanged from the last one. So the treatment is keeping the cancer from spreading for now.

On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great."
Posted by: rickl

YAY, rickl!! Mazel Tov!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (QU+qf)

458 FYI, Wales is a very beautiful part of the UK. Tends to gets overlooked when compared to Scotland or the Lake District in England. The north of Wales has Snowdonia NP, which I recommend a visit. Stay in the town of Conwy. Its got a huge castle with a wall that goes around the city. Brecon Beacons NP in the SE part of Wales is worth seeing too. The coast of Wales is beautiful.

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Wales never recovered from the Great Vowel Shortage of 1470.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (UGqF8)

459 I really don't have the time to educate you.

Posted by: trev006 at February 21, 2019 12:17 AM (Prldh)

Dear child, I wouldn't have you even think about it. You might hurt yourself.

Posted by: Miklos, economist by trade and training at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (zCyNd)

460 Barbara Manatee:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/nb6j7yr

Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (4HMW8)

461 Slap the smoke? Oh, cool.
Posted by: Millenial, passing bong, also the future at February 21, 2019 12:18 AM (zCyNd)
Where's the open windows guy when you need him?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:22 AM (IDhUW)

462 Tap the tuna.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:22 AM (BKTpn)

463 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:12 AM (V2Yro)

My Welsh ancestors came over and couldn't find anything better to do than marry Indians. (Well, they were soldiers, too, all the way back to the Revolution) I know it sounds cliche, but the alcoholism rates in that branch of my family are off the charts.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:22 AM (2fwWU)

464 Puddleglum: I went to high school in Shrewsbury, which county is The Welsh Marches to this day. I can confirm what you said about Wales proper and I'll throw in Cader Idris.

Cader Idris was Tolkien's inspiration for the Mirrormere on the other side of Moria, and Peter Jackson filmed it.

Long Mynd, Caer Caradoc, and Wroxeter are all worth the visit in Shropshire.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (ykYG2)

465 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (705ib)

466
Fuck petrodollars. New hotness is going to be Giza cotton dollars, baby!

Posted by: Buy My Pillow Guy at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)

467 The coast of Wales is beautiful.

Plus Wales has the Machynlleth Loop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INcWJYFvSkQ

(first youtube link that comes up; seems pretty good)

For aviation enthusiasts, seems like a bucket-list item.

Someday ...

Posted by: spindrift at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (poslC)

468 Wales never recovered from the Great Vowel Shortage of 1470.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (UGqF

FACTCHECK: Mostly false

Since 1992, Wales has become the largest global supplier of vowels to Serbia, Croatia, and the emerging Asian markets.

Posted by: Miklos, consonant, resonant even at February 21, 2019 12:24 AM (zCyNd)

469 Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 12:18 AM (20X6f)

Wales is the prettiest part of the UK, in my opinion. Has the most castles proportionate to area, too, in the Marches, maybe?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:24 AM (2fwWU)

470 My Welsh ancestors came over and couldn't find anything better to do than marry Indians.


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So the diabolical origins of the Wales-Pequot Alliance are finally dragged kicking and screaming into the light of scholarly consideration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:25 AM (UGqF8)

471 Beanie Baby dollars sorta flashed in the pan.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 12:25 AM (QLvwG)

472 Dear child, I wouldn't have you even think about it. You might hurt yourself.
Posted by: Miklos, economist by trade and training at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (zCyNd)
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I hope you are sporting a monocle, because it sounds like you should be sporting a monocle

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:26 AM (IDhUW)

473 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (ykYG2)

I knew you were a Brit, but are you actually Welsh, or did you just live there? You have lived in many places!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:27 AM (2fwWU)

474 Tap the tuna.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:22 AM (BKTpn)

*finally!*

Posted by: Charlie the Tuna at February 21, 2019 12:28 AM (zCyNd)

475 Fuck petrodollars. New hotness is going to be Giza cotton dollars, baby!

Posted by: Buy My Pillow Guy at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)

No threadcounts! NO MATH

Posted by: Miklos in the earlier morning at February 21, 2019 12:29 AM (zCyNd)

476 464: I was stationed in the England but Wales was pretty close so I visited it a lot. I worked a 3on/3off scheduled and with 3 days off you can just about go anywhere in England/Wales. Loved Wales. I have quite a bit of Welsh blood so that may have something to do with it. Conwy for some reason sticks out for me. I just loved it there. That area around Brecon Beacons had a Led Zepplin 3 vibe. I know they made that album in Wales somewhere.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 12:29 AM (20X6f)

477 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:25 AM (UGqF

And now you know the rest of the story...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:30 AM (2fwWU)

478 Uh, it's cool for you to admit you have no idea what the petrodollar system is. But a considerable portion of the dollar's strength is that Saudis contracts for oil are denominated in dollars. And if you don't know that Saudi hasn't asked for rials in exchange for its oil since the 70s, then I really don't have the time to educate you.

Is this the part of the show where we discuss the IMF's SDRs as the new international currency?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 21, 2019 12:30 AM (lD3vL)

479 I hope you are sporting a monocle, because it sounds like you should be sporting a monocle

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:26 AM (IDhUW)

Well, eye patch, but I make it work.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Freiherr von Molnar at February 21, 2019 12:31 AM (zCyNd)

480 Hi JT,
To recap recent comments: petro dollars will buy you a Welsh-Indian alliance but you will have to sell your vowels to buy seafood, I think....

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

481 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

You don't have to sell you vowels if you refrain from tapping the manatees, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:33 AM (2fwWU)

482 464 Puddleglum: I went to high school in Shrewsbury, which county is The Welsh Marches to this day. I can confirm what you said about Wales proper and I'll throw in Cader Idris. "

I recall the Brother Cadfael stories were set near Shrewsbury. My wifes maiden name was Stroud, lots of Strouds all over (her mother was the pure Welsh one) Everyone named Stroud is supposed to be descended from someone who came from the town of Stroud, which is a few miles south of Shrewsbury, near Gloucester. Kind of surprising, East Texas and Oklahoma are packed full of Strouds, been here since the early days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:34 AM (V2Yro)

483 Tammy: I'm not Welsh. My dad's side of the family had a lot of west Midland English though - the part that wasn't Irish. Mum's side was more northwestern English where it wasn't (((you know who))).

Summing it up, I think we're just border folk all around. I reckon West Virginians would understand

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:34 AM (ykYG2)

484 To recap recent comments: petro dollars will buy you a Welsh-Indian alliance but you will have to sell your vowels to buy seafood, I think....

Captain Obvious strikes again.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 21, 2019 12:35 AM (lD3vL)

485 No qdpsteve tonight? Hope he's okay.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:35 AM (2fwWU)

486
Well, eye patch, but I make it work.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Freiherr von Molnar at February 21, 2019 12:31 AM (zCyNd)
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Tell me you have a parrot, lie if you must ( or pull a frozen chicken out of the freezer )

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:35 AM (IDhUW)

487 Dat Bottle Nosed Dolphin..... *sploosh*

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:36 AM (BKTpn)

488 My Welsh ancestors came over and couldn't find anything better to do than marry Indians.


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So the diabolical origins of the Wales-Pequot Alliance are finally dragged kicking and screaming into the light of scholarly consideration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:25 AM (UGqF


So how is the Llanfairpwllgwyngyll Pequot Casino doing?

Posted by: Miklos, disappointed that Miklos in Welsh is lousy Nicolas (3 vowels) at February 21, 2019 12:36 AM (zCyNd)

489 Long Mynd, Caer Caradoc, and Wroxeter are all worth the visit in Shropshire.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (ykYG2)


As are Market Blandings and Blandings Parva. Did you go to school with any of the Threepwood family, by any chance?

Posted by: HTL at February 21, 2019 12:36 AM (3oh1r)

490 481 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

You don't have to sell you vowels if you refrain from tapping the manatees, though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:33 AM (2fwWU)
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It gets complicated. The rules are more like guidelines.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:37 AM (IDhUW)

491 northwestern English

Blackpool! That town was,,,,,interesting. Had fun, probably. Sort of a blur.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 12:37 AM (20X6f)

492 Miklos that unexpected pleasure!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H7C5AOt_mEk

Posted by: Sock Monkey no longer occupying that bar stool at February 21, 2019 12:38 AM (hpYmt)

493 Carlisle was really nice town. I used that town as a base to explore the Lake District.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 12:38 AM (20X6f)

494 youtu.be/i5sjScGm3xc

to see the lights

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:39 AM (ykYG2)

495 Oooooo. After Perry mason, twilight zone with James coburn as the iconoclast in post bomb America 1974. I've never seen this one!

Posted by: Booknlass at February 21, 2019 12:39 AM (xIKXj)

496 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:34 AM (ykYG2)

Gotcha. I am mostly British on Daddy's side, and mostly dirty Scandi on Mama's, although lots of her Norwegian family were redheads, so I am guessing there was a little coastal raiding there somewhere along the line.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:42 AM (2fwWU)

497 Tell me you have a parrot, lie if you must ( or pull a frozen chicken out of the freezer )

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:35 AM (IDhUW)

I won't lie. The parrots (there are six) all play steel drums better than me. And have better pickup lines, which they learned from movies ( I should restrict their Netflix account).

Posted by: Miklos, typing with the "hook hand" just for fun at February 21, 2019 12:42 AM (zCyNd)

498 It gets complicated. The rules are more like guidelines.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:37 AM (IDhUW)
Gentle suggestions and friendly warnings, as it were...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:43 AM (2fwWU)

499 Posted by: Sock Monkey no longer occupying that bar stool at February 21, 2019 12:38 AM (hpYmt)

That's how people survived the 70s.

The kids won't believe you, though.

"Michelob was BEER? Like real beer? Old dudes lie, man. Michelob is like kombucha that tastes worse"

Posted by: Miklos, not nostalgic for being underage at February 21, 2019 12:48 AM (zCyNd)

500 I still dispute that Michelob is beer rather than poorly fermented cat urine.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:50 AM (ykYG2)

501 500 BTH

Or, as my late (beloved) stepfather called it: like making love in a canoe.

Posted by: ibguy at February 21, 2019 12:51 AM (EHVbt)

502 484 To recap recent comments: petro dollars will buy you a Welsh-Indian alliance but you will have to sell your vowels to buy seafood, I think....

Captain Obvious strikes again.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 21, 2019 12:35 AM (lD3vL)

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:53 AM (IDhUW)

503 So does someone have a link to the Insomniac/Nurse Ratched origin story? I think I missed it!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 21, 2019 12:56 AM (uDcBt)

504 Fuck the whales? Good to see there's momentum for McAfee 2020.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 21, 2019 12:56 AM (icI8A)

505 The old man in the cave is the name of the episode. The narrator in the story said that people could die of faithlessness.

*shudder*

Posted by: Booknlass at February 21, 2019 12:57 AM (xIKXj)

506 Michelob was BEER? Like real beer? Old dudes lie, man. Michelob is like kombucha that tastes worse"

Old dudes like me don't lie we just forget, besides my 70's beer of choice was Coors and I couldn't make that one work

Posted by: Sock Monkey no longer occupying that bar stool at February 21, 2019 12:57 AM (hpYmt)

507 If cat piss could evolve a kidney and bladder, Coors is what the cat piss would excrete.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:59 AM (ykYG2)

508 503 So does someone have a link to the Insomniac/Nurse Ratched origin story? I think I missed it!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 21, 2019 12:59 AM (LOq4H)

509 Old dudes like me don't lie we just forget, besides my 70's beer of choice was Coors and I couldn't make that one work

Posted by: Sock Monkey no longer occupying that bar stool at February 21, 2019 12:57 AM (hpYmt)

We called Miller "Fire Water" because it was watery weak. I should inform Nathan Phillips about that so that he can ask for a Twitter assault on some white kids from the 70's.

Posted by: Miklos, still not nostalgic for being underage at February 21, 2019 01:00 AM (zCyNd)

510 503 So does someone have a link to the Insomniac/Nurse Ratched origin story? I think I missed it!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

Something weird going on with my posting!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 21, 2019 01:00 AM (LOq4H)

511 503 So does someone have a link to the Insomniac/Nurse Ratched origin story? I think I missed it!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 21, 2019 12:56 AM (uDcBt)

It's kind of like Russia collusion. Not so much a smoking gun as a slow drip and leaks over time.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:00 AM (t6MX/)

512 Thanks for the laughs all y'all.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 01:01 AM (IDhUW)

513 It's kind of like Russia collusion. Not so much a smoking gun as a slow drip and leaks over time.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:00 AM (t6MX/)

Now that....

Posted by: Miklos, perhaps reading too much into this at February 21, 2019 01:02 AM (zCyNd)

514 503 So does someone have a link to the Insomniac/Nurse Ratched origin story? I think I missed it!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas


Alien Abduction.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 01:02 AM (20X6f)

515 Ginger v Mary Ann
Mary Ann hands down . Somewhere around the age of 9 or 10 she was the first female I objectified.

Posted by: Sock Monkey back in the beginning at February 21, 2019 01:05 AM (hpYmt)

516 Wait ... we can profitably ferment urine?

And all along we've been working with pricey runoff from Planet Fitness?

Who's in charge here!!?

Posted by: indignant Inbev Scienceticain Division XII, unaware of the miracles performed in their subsidiaries at February 21, 2019 01:05 AM (poslC)

517 Alien Abduction.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 01:02 AM (20X6f)

Webb Wilder made a short film from Nurse Ratched's ex's point of view.

Posted by: Miklos, sometime cineaste at February 21, 2019 01:07 AM (zCyNd)

518 Just heard an interview with L Lin Wood. That guy is not fucking around.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2019 01:16 AM (Bh6pi)

519 Woof!
Posted by: Elizabeth

Woof - woof !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 01:16 AM (705ib)

520 Shamelessly binged watched You, which everybody is terrible, but Joe definitely did nothing wrong. #NotaCuck

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 01:16 AM (BKTpn)

521 If cat piss could evolve a kidney and bladder, Coors is what the cat piss would excrete.

You could be right. I don't remember most of the 70s that being said at least I don't have hair on my feet at least last time I checked

Posted by: Sock monkey Proudfoot at February 21, 2019 01:17 AM (hpYmt)

522
Forget fake meat, cows have it going on plus the added goods they produce besides beef. Match that and we'll talk.

Same with electric cars--find an energy source that eclipses all the advantages of the internal combustion engine--IF you can.

Autonomous cars--develop an AI that can deal with the myriad of variables as quickly and intuitively as a human brain--doubt it's possible.


We should relegate all the above to the imaginary world, they have no practical use in the real one, save as adjuncts to existing systems.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 21, 2019 01:19 AM (S/hVx)

523 Hi American kestrel

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 01:20 AM (705ib)

524 Just heard an interview with L Lin Wood. That guy is not fucking around.

Looked into mr. Woods background sounds like a very talented great white. Fairly certain he has all the fish pinned in the bay with nowhere to go so he can pick and choose which one he feeds on. I think it's an added advantage that he has so many deep pockets im this little pond he doesn't necessarily have to play The settlement game I'm sure at some point he would love to litigate this in full view of the world in court

Posted by: Sock monkey going to enjoy every minute of this at February 21, 2019 01:24 AM (hpYmt)

525 Saw the same. I am pleased that this appears that there will be consequences. Couple this with Smolette, and it is a coplue of rapid fire wins in 2019.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:28 AM (t6MX/)

526 Couple

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:29 AM (t6MX/)

527 Tell the Ace I know his gainzz. What he told me before, I have it in my heart. I am tired of commenting. Our cob Chiefs are sleeping; Uncle Palp is wounded, Muldoon becomes Sits-in-Corner. It is cold, and we have no booze; My people, some of them, have run away to the pron, and have no smokes, no microwaveable food. No one knows where they are - perhaps in meatspace. I want to have time to look for my monocles, and see how many of them I can find. Maybe I shall find them among the eyepatches. Hear me, my Cobs! I am tired; my heart is sick and sad (OK-that part is fake). From where the sun now stands I will comment no more forever. For certain meanings of forever.

Posted by: Chief Iron Eyes Miklos at February 21, 2019 01:30 AM (zCyNd)

528 Posted by: Chief Iron Eyes Miklos at February 21, 2019 01:30 AM (zCyNd)

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FAKE INDIAN! FAKE INDIAN!!!

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody, Elder of the Rigatoni Nation at February 21, 2019 01:57 AM (UGqF8)

529 Thread dead already?

Fearless prediction: Juicy Smellit will be a no-show for his scheduled surrender at 1:30 tomorrow. Cops will go to his apartment or hotel room, where he will be found sprawled half in bed, half on the floor, with his head in a pool of vomit, and an empty bottle of sleeping pills on the night stand, along with a half-bottle of flavored vodka.

"Suicide attempt", but of course it doesn't kill him. He took only enough pills to pass out and puke, but it will bolster the "cry for help" meme that the cuck press is already peddling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 01:59 AM (nPGq2)

530 FAKE INDIAN! FAKE INDIAN!!!
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody, Elder of the Rigatoni Nation at February 21, 2019 01:57 AM (UGqF

The old toothless one speaks truth.

Posted by: Grey Owl at February 21, 2019 02:01 AM (nPGq2)

531 Tell the Ace I know his gainzz. What he told me before, I have it in my heart. I am tired of commenting. Our cob Chiefs are sleeping; Uncle Palp is wounded, Muldoon becomes Sits-in-Corner. It is cold, and we have no booze; My people, some of them, have run away to the pron, and have no smokes, no microwaveable food. No one knows where they are - perhaps in meatspace. I want to have time to look for my monocles, and see how many of them I can find. Maybe I shall find them among the eyepatches. Hear me, my Cobs! I am tired; my heart is sick and sad (OK-that part is fake). From where the sun now stands I will comment no more forever. For certain meanings of forever.
Posted by: Chief Iron Eyes Miklos at February 21, 2019 01:30 AM (zCyNd)

There's a pill for that. Here. Get this prescription filled tomorrow, take one every morning with food.

Oh, get more exercise, don't drink so much, don't eat so many sugary foods. And for Gods sakes, clean your ears, clip your nails, and take a regular bath!

Posted by: Miklos' GP MD at February 21, 2019 02:06 AM (aVmAZ)

532 Miklos. NEVER IS AN AWFULLY LONG TIME

Posted by: Sock Monkey Pan at February 21, 2019 02:08 AM (hpYmt)

533 First!
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poast by me after getting home from a 3.5 hour long public meeting

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:10 AM (NQJ+w)

534 *takes careful aim*

*fires one round only, Vasily*

*wounds Miklos in the Knee*

*tosses Miklos a shovel*

*points the Aztek with the knife over to Miklos*

*some assembly required*



/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


p.s. huge props to Miklos for such an adroit adaptation of the famous Iron Eyes Cody paragraph.

Dude was a Warrior. Worthy of respect, and HARDLY a mere "savage" in intellect, wisdom or expression.

And people wonder why we evil white dudes named multitudes of sports teams in HONOR of innumerable Indian tribes.

Respect. NOT derision.

Derision is reserved for snowflakes, and their ilk.


Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2019 02:11 AM (QzJWU)

535 and naow it's time for the First! drink of the evening,..

cheers!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:11 AM (NQJ+w)

536 poast by me after getting home from a 3.5 hour long public meeting
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:10 AM (NQJ+w)

Were any Democrats lynched? And if not, why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 02:12 AM (nPGq2)

537 YAY the Ramones, AC DC and Steely Dan all in one wonderful post!

Posted by: Summer of Love at February 21, 2019 02:12 AM (FJrl0)

538 Mr Peon threads don't die they just get archived. This is the internet duh

Posted by: Sock Monkey I knew how to code before some of you were born at February 21, 2019 02:12 AM (hpYmt)

539 Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2019 02:11 AM (QzJWU)

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i believe they just left the bodies where they fell at Wounded Knee.

Cav troopers being, in my personal experience, lazy bastards...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:14 AM (NQJ+w)

540 Were any Democrats lynched? And if not, why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 02:12 AM (nPGq2)

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because this is Lost Angels, where just about everyone is a registered Demonrat, or an illegal alien, or both.

and most of the ones who aren't are afraid to let people know.

me? IDGAF.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:16 AM (NQJ+w)

541 Gypsy Rose and I Don't Give a Curse:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=qB0F_1Q5baA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 02:16 AM (nPGq2)

542 Respect. NOT derision.

Derision is reserved for snowflakes, and their ilk.

WHAT HE SAID!

Posted by: Sock Monkey Sr. at February 21, 2019 02:19 AM (hpYmt)

543 ...i believe they just left the bodies where they fell at Wounded Knee.

Cav troopers being, in my personal experience, lazy bastards...


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:14 AM (NQJ+w)




He specifically requested that his heart be buried there.

Which is why I provided the shovel.

And the Aztek.

With the knife.

The knee shot was just to give the Aztek the chance to chase him to ground, in time for the festivities to commence.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2019 02:22 AM (QzJWU)

Update on Justice4Jussie

Breaking news Charges filed against Justice4Jussie.

Kamala Harris, Spartacus and T-Bone all pretty damn quiet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:03 PM




Comments

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1 Yesssssss.

Burn it down.

He must pay, or this shit will never stop.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (vcatx)

2 Disorderly conduct!? That's it!?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

3 Jussie baby, you got problems.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (4KIAS)

4 Disorderly conduct??!!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)

5 That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.

Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)

6 The postal inspectors haven't weighed in yet.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (4KIAS)

7 What kind of racist country is this that won't allow a black man to fake crimes against him?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (Izzlo)

8 Homophobia and racism, straight up.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

9 That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.


Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)



The postal inspectors haven't weighed in yet.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (4KIAS)


They're gonna ream his ass..... yeah, never mind.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (9Om/r)

10 Why am I supposed to take this refugee from a Kid n Play video on Tucker seriously?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (Izzlo)

11 Disorderly Conduct with a side of Littering. He dropped his sammich wrapper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

12 That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.
Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)

Lol, good one!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (GOEtc)

13 yeah, this is clearly a hate crime. His prejudice is against several groups of unprotected non persons though, so there's that.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (9AcAx)

14 What about filing a false police report.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (EVJ0V)

15 9 That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.


Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)



The postal inspectors haven't weighed in yet.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (4KIAS)

Metered postage for a grown man? That's gonna cost.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

16 That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.
Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)

You mean the organization that gave Cankles a free pass?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (3sjI6)

17 Disorderly conduct is just a way to get him into court and initiate discovery... I hope. 'Cuz if that's all they got, well that's just pathetic.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (iAhR6)

18 Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.

Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)


In the planning stages, they expected Sessionzzz to be in charge!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (f3oO4)

19
Hear about that Coast Guard guy? Didja? Didja? That's what we need to be focused on, not these local stories.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (LsBY9)

20 The wheels of justice grind exceedingly slow, but they also grind exceedingly small.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (SqKDB)

21 Just imagine if his film had made the internet. It would have made the fake "hands up don't shoot" look like the Rose Parade.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (nRWPy)

22 Isn't he only half black, like Obastard?

Posted by: CMU VET at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (C+wjz)

23 This guy would be the perfect choice to host the Oscars.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (xPl2J)

24 Why am I supposed to take this refugee from a Kid n Play video on Tucker seriously?

Tucker : "citizenship is not a genetic category"

Ice Cream Cone Head : " ... "

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (LL1Be)

25 Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (Z+IKu)

26 This is just BS. I cannot believe that's all he was charged with. We're so hosed.

Imagine a whole string of swear words here...like a drunken sailor.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)

27 Headline is misleading, its for disorderly conduct AND filing a false report.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (NgKpN)

28 If I voted for Trump can I sue him for slander?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (xPl2J)

29 22 Isn't he only half black, like Obastard?
Posted by: CMU VET at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (C+wjz)

Yep. And a homo, like TFG.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

30 Yeah, anything more and there would be rioting on the streets of Chicago for the "injustice" of it all.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (uDcBt)

31 Any comments by Cock Curious or the Ferret? Anything this poorly executed has their paw prints on it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (y7DUB)

32 Just imagine if his film had made the internet. It would have made the fake "hands up don't shoot" look like the Rose Parade.
Posted by: dagny

#JazzHandsUpDontShoot

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (gkstg)

33 Wow that Hasson guy wanted to take out Dick Blumenthal. Hmmm.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (EVJ0V)

34 Dumbest sociopath ever.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (9hauA)

35 How many times does this have to happen before these idiots figure out what's going on?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (dUJdY)

36
Run, Jussie run...well..mince

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (SiINZ)

37 Hear about that Coast Guard guy? Didja? Didja? That's what we need to be focused on, not these local stories.

Supremely WHITE Supremacist boasting of WHITENESS and Supremacy. While WHITE.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (LL1Be)

38 Crap, am I wrong?

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NgKpN)

39 27 Headline is misleading, its for disorderly conduct AND filing a false report.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (NgKpN)

It says "charged with one count of felony disorderly conduct for filing a false police report".

One count.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (cF8AT)

40 This is just BS. I cannot believe that's all he was charged with. We're so hosed.

Relax, we're sending a clear message here that you don't throw your sandwich wrapper on the ground.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (OiC69)

41 Wow that Hasson guy wanted to take out Dick Blumenthal. Hmmm.
Posted by: Jaimo

Well, if Charlie couldn't take him out...
Oh wait.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (gkstg)

42 38 Crap, am I wrong?
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NgKpN)

Depends. Are you married?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

43 The wheels of justice grind exceedingly slow, but they also grind exceedingly small.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (SqKDB)


These days, it's more like

The wheels of justice grind exceedingly slow, and thus they grind until the statute of limitations (for Democrats) runs out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (f3oO4)

44 42 38 Crap, am I wrong?
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NgKpN)

Depends. Are you married?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

Not for the last 26 years... LOL

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (NgKpN)

45 My first reason to believe this was a hoax is because my MAGA hat does not have ear flaps.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (xpKpV)

46 A wimpy slap on his dainty little wrist. I figured they'd tone it down to keep the SJW freaks from shrieking again.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

47 Wait a minute, this guy is black and gay? A effing entertainer? A star? Untouchable. You think he's popular now? If he goes to jail he'll be even more popular.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (zLDYs)

48 He might seem like a dandy in jail

Posted by: Dog at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (ucNdt)

49 ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions in (March 2018 about the time he was going to get fired) being a Russian spy while Sessions was attorney general. The federalist published that at the time, but was ignored. He was asked about it on his tour and it makes him nervous.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (nRWPy)

50 Been at the ER all afternoon/evening with husband (diverticulitis episode). Place is slammed with flu cases, etc.


Anyhow, he sent me home to put away the groceries I'd left on the counter when he called me and I ran out. He's still on a bed in a hallway, and the doc said he may be there "for a while." Ugh. Son said he'll bring him home if he can't drive because pain meds.


We were following the Jussie newz on our phones, and I wanted to post something here but pixy didn't care for my iPhone. $^*%$.


We were amused to observe a morbidly obese guy in shorts and bright yellow Crocs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

51 Don't sweat it

we're on this shit

Have we ever disappointed you ?

Posted by: FBI at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (RZ6R1)

52 Keep hammering Kamel, Spartacus, and the others over and over again, until they answer the question why they pounced before the facts were clear.



Their silence continues to get louder.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (sy5kK)

53 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

Ow! Prayers for y'all.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

54 Hey Jussie. Watch out for your Cornhole, bud.

Posted by: Lawrence at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (t6MX/)

55 OT Even spittle-flecked loon James Clapper says the Mueller report will be anti-climactic.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (4KIAS)

56 My first reason to believe this was a hoax is because my MAGA hat does not have ear flaps.
Posted by: FlimFlammed

Brilliant business idea: MAGA ushankas
Warm and trolls the MUH RUSSIA dicks.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (gkstg)

57 This evil doofus was ready to let what he thought were two innocent men be charged and prosecuted, only to find out it was his two buddies.

You don't get much lower than Jussie Smollett.

All the books need to be hurled at him, but I'm not sure he won't get away with just a slap on the wrist. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (9hauA)

58 OK, there ain't no money in Jussie, so fuck him.

FREE MUMIA!

Posted by: Al Sharptone, the Voice of Reason at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (hjaPQ)

59 I knew it was a hoax because no one ever said, "This is MAGA country."

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (nRWPy)

60 ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions

And lo, verily the seventh seal was broken...

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (LL1Be)

61 Craftier than your average beaver!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (Evws/)

62 59 I knew it was a hoax because no one ever said, "This is MAGA country."
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (nRWPy)

And definitely not in Chicago.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (NWiLs)

63 What saves humanity from mad scientists is that while they are smart, they are insane and this makes their thinking processes flawed.

They can't admit doing anything incorrectly. They have no flaws thus any plan they come up with will not fail.

All plans come apart once they are initiated. This plan was unraveling before it even took place.

Dare I say it; was there really a plan or did he find a thrown away pitch outline for a future show or episode and he was so taken with it and it's simplicity that he knew he could do it in real life.

But he was wrong.

I think the brothers are smarter than Jussie is. And they're muscle heads.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (z96ye)

64 Jussie needs to do some Stony Lonesome gig time or this whole shadenboner was wasted!

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (32YRo)

65 Let us see if the Federal Bureau of Incompetence charges him with the "letter" he received.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (aA3+G)

66 Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (nRWPy)

67 Right Dagny, in Chicago?

Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (UdKB7)

68 so with the ski mask over the hat, only the red brim would show? I was wondering about red hats but no "MAGA" on them.


Any real news on how many years Jussie might actually face, just for the current charges (if convicted)? Then if they could prove he did the white powder terror threat ... I've heard different numbers on that ... maybe 7 years?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Cus5s)

69 So the NYTs expects me to believe the name Hasson goes with a neo white supramecist? Ok sure. Lock him up, no wait, water board him until he gives up his nazi buddies.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (eASYU)

70
Wow that Hasson guy wanted to take out Dick Blumenthal. Hmmm.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (EVJ0V)


What did I miss???


Also, what are the symptoms of Dengue Fever? If I don't come down with that at the very least after the afternoon I've had, it will be a miracle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

71 Gheyest hoax ever.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (BKTpn)

72 Isn't he only half black"

"White African American".

It's the new "white Hispanic"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (6qErC)

73 ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions

And lo, verily the seventh seal was broken...

Posted by: mikeyG

Keebler cookie kitchen hardest hit...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (32YRo)

74 62 59 I knew it was a hoax because no one ever said, "This is MAGA country."
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (nRWPy)


I say it to my bichons all the time

Course, they're white, so........

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (RZ6R1)

75 Who could have possibly predicted this??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (EZebt)

76 Isn't it a felony? Why does he get a lesser charge?

Posted by: Next in line at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (KBzeT)

77 All the books need to be hurled at him, but I'm not sure he won't get away with just a slap on the wrist. Sigh.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (9hauA)


Obviously a cry for help, and he needs our sympathy and support!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (f3oO4)

78 As someone asked earlier, what the hell does the charge of disorderly conduct have to do with any of this?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

79 5
That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.


Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)

#TwoWeeks!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (rnXGe)

80 Dengue symptoms

Sudden, high fever
Severe headaches
Pain behind the eyes
Severe joint and muscle pain
Fatigue
Nausea
Vomiting
Skin rash, which appears two to five days after the onset of fever
Mild bleeding (such a nose bleed, bleeding gums, or easy bruising)

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

81 "Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation." dagny

Schumer said, they have 7 ways from Sunday to get you back. Trump found out they protect their own ... if even the president dares reveal their crimes. They are the American Stasi.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (Cus5s)

82 He was trying to get his life together. Was thinking about going back to school.

Posted by: Dindonuffin at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (ucNdt)

83 I'm laughing at the fact that some of you think the FBI will file some sort of charges. Please remember you're talking about the FBI - Clinton-FBI.

Posted by: B at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (gS4Vx)

84 74 62 59 I knew it was a hoax because no one ever said, "This is MAGA country."
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (nRWPy)


I say it to my bichons all the time

Course, they're white, so........
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (RZ6R1)

Bichons better have my money!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

85 If he goes to jail I hope he's on the pill.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (zLDYs)

86 Jussie's siblings will rally around him. Jurnee, Jazz, Jake, Jojo, and Jocqui.

What a cute family reunion that will be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

87 As someone asked earlier, what the hell does the charge of disorderly conduct have to do with any of this?

Posted by: Notorious BFD

Its like they would have given him a pass if he'd just been organized when he arranged the hoax...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)

88 Drat! That dastardly Tyler Durden repeated busted himself in the chops and got away with it! Curses, foiled again!

Posted by: Juicy Smullette at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (wxZSX)

89 I predict that "Jussie" won't be on the list of 2019's most popular baby names.

I'm a risk-taker.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (hjaPQ)

90 Felony charge - class 4 felony. Punishable by 1-3 years in jail. The Disorderly Conduct is specifically for filing a false police report. It sounds like a wrist slap but it's actually a pretty stiff charge. I hope fed/postal charges are brought as well.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (99Nt9)

91 I tend to be extremely skeptical of stories about violence perpetrated by people on the right. Not that it can't happen, but I am aware of the media environment we live in and take nothing for granted.

But this story was so over the top ridiculous. Fevered dreams inspired by TDS, not anything real.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (9hauA)

92
Also, what are the symptoms of Dengue Fever?

It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (LsBY9)

93 Why does this always happen to us? First Jared and now Justin...Justine?...Jussie? Seriously that's his name?

Posted by: Subway at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (cRkMZ)

94 Don't they teach Robbie Burns in Race Hoax School anymore?


*checks the hip-hop genre for lyrics "gang aft a-gley"*

Posted by: Miklos, taking a cup o' kindness at February 20, 2019 08:16 PM (zCyNd)

95 Life comes at you fast.


" fought the fuck back"


hahhhahahahahha'

Ahahahahahahahah

Ahahahahahahahaha


Bet he thought if he got away with it they would write it in to the show.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2019 08:16 PM (M+Lyo)

96 Jussie's siblings will rally around him. Jurnee, Jazz, Jake, Jojo, and Jocqui.

What about me?

Posted by: Jizzy at February 20, 2019 08:16 PM (Tyii7)

97 Bichons better have my money!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

hehehe

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:16 PM (RZ6R1)

98 86 Jussie's siblings will rally around him. Jurnee, Jazz, Jake, Jojo, and Jocqui.
---
People always forget me.

Posted by: Jockitch Smollett at February 20, 2019 08:16 PM (hjaPQ)

99 Expect every scintilla of publicity about this #JussieCrime to totally disappear within a week at most!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (f3oO4)

100 Also, what are the symptoms of Dengue Fever?



It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the
virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins
to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central
nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable
drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses
accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor
bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (LsBY9)


Oh, so that would be the guy sitting in the waiting area next to me, vomiting in a bag. Good to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

101 OF COURSE not in Chicago, but it's not even anything anyone would say.

Out in real america someone might say, "This is Trump country, you're safe here." or something like that, but "This is "MAGA country?" No. That doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (nRWPy)

102 Ok , I've been gone all day. What did I miss regarding our fearless hero named Jussie?

Posted by: dantesed at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (88xKn)

103 Thats such bullshit. Its a hate crime. Period. Fuck that....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (9oE3U)

104 Obviously a cry for help, and he needs our sympathy and support!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (f3oO4)

Hehe. Seth Mandel's wife's reply to his essence of soy tweet was simply "No." IIRC. What an embarrassment.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (9hauA)

105

Jussie, tell us again about how you fought off those racist, homophobic, Trump supporters.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (SiINZ)

106 Read the article. Fenoly charges. Sounds like, Meh, but it's got teeth.

Will certainly get pled down, but the postal inspectors will not be as understanding.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (C1NyB)

107 Dengue Fever > Nickelback

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (NLLmE)

108 I WISH I HAD JUSSIE SUB....I WISH I HAD JUSSIE' SUB!

So good you won't even want to drop it when your friends are pretending to racially assault you.

Posted by: Subway's next ad.... at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (cRkMZ)

109 89 I predict that "Jussie" won't be on the list of 2019's most popular baby names.

I'm a risk-taker.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (hjaPQ)

When do the leftist "journalists" start telling prison rape jokes?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (aA3+G)

110 Seriously, the best thing to get out of this is putting into the public's mind the idea that these Hate Crimes can be hoaxes.

He'll be referenced every time someone claims a racisty Trump supporter attacked him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

111 McCabe needs to hang by the neck until dead. This is straight up sedition against the US

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (KyP0X)

112 It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Surely you can't be serious.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (gkstg)

113 72
Isn't he only half black"



"White African American".



It's the new "white Hispanic"

Posted by: Anon a mous


One of Smolett's parents is Jewish. Soooooooo,,,,,,,,you know.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar fucks her brother at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (20X6f)

114 Are we allowed to officially "seize" and "pounce?" Or can we just gloat and get giddy?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (o1fzk)

115 >>Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.

I rate this as likely.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (/tuJf)

116 Whoops, did not see the new thread!

If oscars wants to win back eyeballs, they should make him the butt of the opening monologue this Sunday. It would be a good start. Kevin Hart would have done it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (VjxvX)

117 Ok , I've been gone all day. What did I miss regarding our fearless hero named Jussie?

Posted by: dantesed at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (88xKn)



I think you spelled homo wrong.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (9Om/r)

118 70 Also, what are the symptoms of Dengue Fever? If I don't come down with that at the very least after the afternoon I've had, it will be a miracle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)


Been bitten by any mosquitoes lately?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (uDcBt)

119 Maybe Jussie can make bail before NBC shoots the next episode on SNL.

We've got enough material for an entire show here, people!

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (wxZSX)

120 Jussie's siblings will rally around him. Jurnee, Jazz, Jake, Jojo, and Jocqui.

What about me?

Posted by: Jizzy

Jazz? Isn't that the boy they turned into Duane Bobbitt with lipstick? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (32YRo)

121 Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (nRWPy)


McCabe is the kind that would punch himself in the face, then call the cops on the neighbor with a grudge who 'beat him up', not knowing neighbor is out of town on business.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (1g7ch)

122 "This is "MAGA country?" No. That doesn't even make sense.

---

Two words for you. Female Penis.


Do things even have to make sense anymore?

Posted by: From earlier today... at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (cRkMZ)

123 Jussie is just trying to get his life together. Cut him some slack.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (SqKDB)

124 accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence

Uh, oh. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Tyii7)

125 If the left can destroy Martina for telling the truth, they can elevate Jussie for lying

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (RZ6R1)

126 Ok , I've been gone all day. What did I miss regarding our fearless hero named Jussie?

He is the only person in America Andrew McCabe didn't investigate for being a Russian agent.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (PpJSb)

127 Hehe. Seth Mandel's wife's reply to his essence of soy tweet was simply "No." IIRC. What an embarrassment.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (9hauA)


She's got all the balls in that family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (f3oO4)

128 There was an article that said that MAGA hats would be like KKK hats in the future. I think a more accurate assessment would be to say that to the left MAGA hats more closely resemble Juden Stars.

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (SEO8h)

129 Disorderly conduct!? That's it!?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

Needs to charged with failing to properly grease a wood chipper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (nPGq2)

130 "One of Smollett's parents is Jewish. Soooooooo...."
--------------------------------------------------------------

I guess Jussie didn't inherit the "intelligence" genes.....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (o1fzk)

131 Overheard at the Cook County Grand Jury:

Juror One: "He's not going to be able to suck his way outta this one."

Juror Two: "He better hope the Feds don't charge him."

Juror Three: "FPMITA Prison?"

Juror Four: "Yup."

Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2019 08:21 PM (8u1cU)

132 Looks like the walls are closing in on Jussie

Posted by: Dog at February 20, 2019 08:21 PM (ucNdt)

133 Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.

I rate this as likely.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (/tuJf)

You see? It's so clear! I was fired in retaliation for an investigation that nobody knew about!

Posted by: McCabe and Mrs. Mueller at February 20, 2019 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

134 Maybe Jussie can make bail before NBC shoots the next episode on SNL.

We've got enough material for an entire show here, people!

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (wxZSX)



Odds of SNL or the late night "comedians" mentioning this? Better odds of Occasional Cortex being able to count to 10

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

135 I guess Jussie didn't inherit the "intelligence" genes.....

...or the weather machine.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 20, 2019 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

136 If he's not eligible for parole, then how will he keep his day job on TV? Won't somebody think of the poor oppressed struggling actors?

Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 08:22 PM (xxAFD)

137 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpress
PRESS RELEASE: We must block Trump from stopping the return of the heroic Alabama mother from ISIS. In many ways she is more of a hero then our veterans. Welcome home sister!

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (BqBId)

138 "One of Smollett's parents is Jewish. Soooooooo...."

A Russian or Polish Jews to be more precise. So yeah.....RUSSIANS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

139 Time for the FBI to go away.....

Abolish them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (Z+IKu)

140 Let us see if the Federal Bureau of Incompetence charges him with the "letter" he received.

Well, it obviously wasn't terror because he remembered who sent it. Sheesh, you guys!

Posted by: FBI at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (QrTqV)

141 Brangelina
ShiBozo
Insomnirached?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (EZebt)

142 I guess Jussie didn't inherit the "intelligence" genes.....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (o1fzk)

Coulda changed the weather, made it more credible at only 5 below.

Posted by: Miklos, firing up the smudge pots at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

143 Chris Hasson. When it was first reported, his name was Chris HASSAN.....and you know what kind of name that is. But the "Chris" part wrecks that....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (o1fzk)

144 Should be a hate crime. Inciting the public to outrage based on skin color and politics. Did it with the intent to harm people based on the color of their skin. It's a fucking hate crime and they should prosecute him as such.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (pUDQf)

145 Maybe Jussie can make bail before NBC shoots the next episode on SNL.

***

Let me use my prediction machine here...

SNL's opening is...Trump and....Vladimir Putin


Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (cRkMZ)

146 He may be charged with numerous crimes, but will he be convicted? By a jury of his peers in Chicago?

If his lawyers are worth a nickel an hour, they'll request jury trials for everything.

Reference: Simpson, O. J.

Posted by: Gref at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (AMIL/)

147 Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.

That is not how this works.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (PpJSb)

148 129 Disorderly conduct!? That's it!?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)


and I worry about riding my Honda foreman on the dirt roads

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (RZ6R1)

149 121
Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (nRWPy)





McCabe is the kind that would punch himself in the face, then call
the cops on the neighbor with a grudge who 'beat him up', not knowing
neighbor is out of town on business.

Posted by: Burnt Toast


So McCabe is just a better dressed version of the psycho bad guy from Dirty Harry?

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (20X6f)

150 SNL will probably have Jussie for a guest host and yuk it up.

Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (UdKB7)

151 This has been handled with subtlety and professionalism by CPD and by most Chicago media--print and TV/internet. Some of the Columbo -like aspects of the investigation are just now becoming clear. I know a lot of people rag on Chicago and Chicagoans but almost no one of any race, sexual orientation or political stance who live in the Chicago region fell for this stumblebum's idotic hoax story from the get go. It's too bad the national media were so bad and so quick to foment hysteria. Some reporters possibly were gullible but most were quite willing propagandists for their preferred narrative. No way could that many "journalists" be so stupid, otherwise. And it's not over. Jessie's still gonna get charged with the death threat letter to himself, too, I think.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2019 08:24 PM (tkNkP)

152 Ratchniac.

You're welcome.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 08:24 PM (NLLmE)

153 As usual, Heavy has about the best coverage of Hasson, including the complaint.

https://heavy.com/news/

2019/02/christopher-hasson/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:24 PM (t6MX/)

154 There was an article that said that MAGA hats would be like KKK hats in the future.

Only FBI plants will wear them? Boy, I doubt that a lot.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 08:24 PM (QrTqV)

155 Chris Hasson. When it was first reported, his name was Chris HASSAN.....and you know what kind of name that is. But the "Chris" part wrecks that....
Posted by: JoeF.

They're probably counting on people reading it as "Hanson" and just going along with it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (gkstg)

156 Hasson has allegedly espoused extreme views for years. Court documents
say that in June 2017, Hasson describedan "interesting idea" in an
email draft that included "biological attacks followed by attack on food
supply." -FOX News





The Coast Guard guy who was arrested today for planning political attacks.

Pro tip: If you find biological attacks, followed by an attack on the food supply "interesting", you need to find a new interest. And new friends.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (sy5kK)

157 EM DISORDERLY CONDUCK FOADY-FI!

Posted by: max waters at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (Evws/)

158 Did it with the intent to harm people based on the color of their skin. It's a fucking hate crime and they should prosecute him as such.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (pUDQf)


Dude, didn't you get the memo?

White is NOT a color!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (f3oO4)

159 Brangelina

ShiBozo

Insomnirached?


Bubbajussie.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (LL1Be)

160 NBC News west coast edition leading with:

[ ] Jussie
[X ] Hasson

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (786Ro)

161 So McCabe is just a better dressed version of the psycho bad guy from Dirty Harry?

Posted by: Puddleglum

White FBI version of Jussie? So many hoaxes, so little time...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:26 PM (32YRo)

162 No way could that many "journalists" be so stupid

Au contraire!

Posted by: The entire Associated Press at February 20, 2019 08:26 PM (Tyii7)

163 I WISH I HAD JUSSIE SUB....I WISH I HAD JUSSIE' SUB!
Posted by: Subway's next ad.... at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM

Pretty sure you don't want Jussie's "girl".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2019 08:27 PM (hzGlR)

164 144 Should be a hate crime. Inciting the public to outrage based on skin color and politics. Did it with the intent to harm people based on the color of their skin. It's a fucking hate crime and they should prosecute him as such.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (pUDQf)

Yep. And cannnot remember the talk show where i heard it but blacks are like 300 times more likely to commit a hate crime.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2019 08:27 PM (9oE3U)

165 A prayer for a speedy and complete recovery for D'oh man.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2019 08:27 PM (EZebt)

166 Regarding Hasson, it's kinda like they have these stories ready to go when one of their other narratives fall apart.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (o1fzk)

167 If I were the DA in Chicago, I'd be pissed the hell off that this narcissist actor wasted the time of my officers to track down a hoax. I'd make the worst example of him and send a clear message.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (pUDQf)

168 InsomniNurse.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (uDcBt)

169  ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions in (March 2018 about the time he was going to get fired) being a Russian spy while Sessions was attorney general. The federalist published that at the time, but was ignored. He was asked about it on his tour and it makes him nervous.

Posted by: dagny 

It would be very interesting to pull that thread in a real investigation and uncover what other deep state extortion schemes were afoot during and after JugEars.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (CCON5)

170 They're probably counting on people reading it as "Hanson" and just going along with it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig

For a second I thought it was that guy on "to catch a predator" or whatever...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (32YRo)

171

Mopery with intent to gawk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (aKsyK)

172 Is there anyone, other than Hillary Clinton and Wiener, that the FBI didn't investigate?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (jXrK7)

173 Or, better yet, InSomeNurse.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (uDcBt)

174 162
No way could that many "journalists" be so stupid

Au contraire!


Posted by: The entire Associated Press


Hold my Zima.....

Posted by: MSM in the 21st Century at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (20X6f)

175 JUUUUICYY!!!

Posted by: Zombie Ricky Ricardo at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (MI74Q)

176 They can only charge him with what he did, but I still think this ridiculous actor skit was intended to be political fodder not just to get this little shit more acting attention and fame.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:29 PM (nRWPy)

177 Aww, Jussie was just turning his ass, er, life around.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (BqXKV)

178 @149
This is a perfect example of why it's extraordinarily dangerous for these treasonous bastards not being made to suffer for their manifest crimes.

They are dangerous psychopaths and their kind are bedded in like ticks in the LE and IC apparatus.

If they are not routed thoroughly and completely, well...

Imagine the deprivations of a Kamala Harris administration?

Posted by: John The Savage at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (K4ToK)

179 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save Jussie

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (o1fzk)

180 Or, better yet, InSomeNurse.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (hzGlR)

181 Hasson stated his desire to "kill almost every last person on the earth" through biological weapons.

Seems like there would be a lot of white Christian Conservatives included in "every last person on earth".

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

182 Didn't investigate Huma, Cheryl Mills, or any other Hillary comrade. Didn't investigate any Obamaasswipe either. Or if they did, they just gathered info for their own use.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (nRWPy)

183 Patience Vashta.

If I'm reading things right, the next domino is Mueller investigation final report.

After that, next installment of OIG can be released. Stuff that couldn't be released due to going investigation.

Other ducks have to get lined up to get what we really want,,, convictions.

And not just a few. And not just the "small fry."

Posted by: No, I'm not REALLY here at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (O/Ao+)

184 Sadly though, he'll never do the 18-month maximum. He'll get probation and turn this into a career boost. Because justice is dead in America.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (BqXKV)

185 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save Jussie

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (o1fzk)

AND get the Olympics

Posted by: Miklos, unsure about that at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (zCyNd)

186 Hasson stated his desire to "kill almost every last person on the earth" through biological weapons.


U mad bro?

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (NLLmE)

187 He chose "this is MAGA country" to jibe with his fake "death threat letter" with the "MAGA" return address.

Like every good America hater he wanted to go after not only his "enemies" (the normals) but was seeking to make the expression of normalcy itself a "hate crime" by (further) stigmatizing the MAGA symbolism which, not coincidentally, was the main item of interest in the Covington hoax.

I want someone to draft "Jussie's law" which would basically allow sentencing of anyone filing a false police report to the extent a person convicted of the falsely reported crime could be sentenced.

Fake cry of "rape" or "hate crime"? You should serve the amount of time some poor schmuck like a Richard Jewell might have served if the police nabbed a "likely suspect" for the phony baloney crime.

But don't worry, the Feds will defer to "local authorities" and the Chicago locals will sentence Jussie to community service for a few weeks.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (SqopC)

188 #FreeJuicyHasson

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (Tyii7)

189 Regarding Hasson, it's kinda like they have these stories ready to go when one of their other narratives fall apart.

Yeah, it seems like he's been id'd and held for a while. I notice, though, that he didn't actually do anything. This is why they need everybody's data, so they can arrest you for badthink. (Not that I'm positive he's not a complete wackjob)

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (NpvYf)

190 Correction: I believe the max in Chi Town is three years... which he also won't get. Sadly.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (BqXKV)

191 Jussie is suffering from dung fever.

Posted by: stumck at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (IpZ/y)

192 If I had a gay half black half jewish son he'd look just like Jussie.

Right Barry

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (nRWPy)

193 Cannibal Bob @ 164, what about the myth of illegal alien Catholics being natural conservatives? Me neither. If they are natural conservatives, then blacks are highly unlikely to convert to islam. Right?

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (zLDYs)

194 You know who else orchestrated fake hate crimes for political manipulation?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (jXrK7)

195 Jane-
Hope Hubby gets looked at soon. That's a bitch. DR gave me a high powered antibiotic to keep with me so I can knock something down without extracurricular activities like waiting for hours.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (bttOm)

196 Hasson stated his desire to "kill almost every last person on the earth" through biological weapons.

Beltway Traffic jams can do that to a man.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (20X6f)

197 >>>AND get the Olympics



Jussie is OUT? Jussie is OUT?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (BqXKV)

198 @182
Well we have seen how the use the investigative process to cover up crimes, dig up dirt on enemies and the while using the existence of the investigation as a shield for oversight.

This shit needs to be smashed to bits or the republic is finished.

Posted by: John The Savage at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (K4ToK)

199 This guy would be the perfect choice to host the Oscars.


Posted by: Mark1971 at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (xPl2J)


You think you're joking.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (xxAFD)

200 Who is this Hassan guy? He seems nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

201 181
Hasson stated his desire to "kill almost every last person on the earth" through biological weapons.




Someone give Hasson a Snickers bar. He gets this way when he hasn't eaten.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (sy5kK)

202 Sadly though, he'll never do the 18-month maximum. He'll get probation and turn this into a career boost. Because justice is dead in America.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (BqXKV)

In a few years someone will release a documentary about how all this was the fault of the atmosphere of hate caused by Trump and his supporters and hom Jussie gurl is really a hero.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (9hauA)

203 Who is this Hassan guy?

Coast Guard Lieutenant.

Section 8.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (LL1Be)

204 McCabe is on MSNBC speaking with that butch dyke, Chrissy Hayes, if anybody is interested. The UNC/Duke game doesn't start till 9 EST.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (20X6f)

205 @RyanAFournier

BREAKING: Federal criminal charges against Jussie Smollett have been approved.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (cF8AT)

206 Jussie's lawyer is arranging to have him break into song under hard testimony ... then he'll go for the insanity plea.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Cus5s)

207 And what the hell is a MAGA return address? the return address just said MAGA?

This guy's IQ must be around 50.

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (9L2du)

208 >>Also, what are the symptoms of Dengue Fever?

It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

Sounds like Barry when we have a date night.

Posted by: Reggie at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (2cuLk)

209 Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (SqopC)


This. This is becoming a common occurrence (fake hate crimes) and they ought to prosecute people with the same federal statutes because faking the hate crime is just another hate crime. It was certainly an attempt to hurt a person based on ethnicity.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (pUDQf)

210 Just took a quick stroll through CNN and msnbc. Jussie who? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (7ZQe3)

211 @205
Let me guess: fare beating? Blocking the box?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (SqopC)

212
Jane-

Hope Hubby gets looked at soon. That's a bitch. DR gave me a high
powered antibiotic to keep with me so I can knock something down without
extracurricular activities like waiting for hours.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (bttOm)



Husband has dealt with this before. If his idiot doctor had seen him earlier today, he would be on a high-powered antibiotic right now. Instead he's lying on a gurney in an ER full of sick people with the flu. ER doc said it might be "a few hours" before they got to him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

213 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save blow Jussie

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (o1fzk)



FIFY

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (SiINZ)

214 Jussie is OUT? Jussie is OUT?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM


For years, apparently.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (hzGlR)

215 In a few years someone will release a documentary about how all this was the fault of the atmosphere of hate caused by Trump and his supporters and hom Jussie gurl is really a hero.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (9hauA)


A few years? More like a few months, I'll bet.

Posted by: Gref at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (AMIL/)

216 Let me guess, the FBI will find that he did not INTEND to do nuffin.

Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (talIc)

217 Some dope on Twitter was like, is it really worth the expense to improson Jussie.

I would personally donate to a gofundme to cover the expenses of housing him in the clink.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (9hauA)

218 I guess it will be easy to avoid jury duty for Jussie.

*dons MAGA cap*

Posted by: Miklos, but jury duty pays, right? at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (zCyNd)

219 Dear Lord, I, a sinner, humbly implore you to tie this in to certain (D) Senators who have 2020 presidential campaigns to worry about.
Why introduce an anti-lynching bill now, in the year 2019, concurrent with this entire hoax?
And what if the hoax had succeeded?
Who would be in jail now?

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (w7KSn)

220 Buy fish antibiotics without a prescription. It's the same stuff and a lot cheaper.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (jXrK7)

221 Yeah, it seems like he's been id'd and held for a while"

Article I read said he's been in custody since last week...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (6qErC)

222 But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (7ZQe3)

223 Hasson stated his desire to "kill almost every last person on the earth" through biological weapons.

His grammar leaves something to be desired.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

224 What you in for?

Armed robbery. You?

Felony jaywalking.

You got a purty mouth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (Z4rgH)

225 Hassan, a Coast Guard officer, wasn't paid during the shutdown. This drove him off the deep end. Trump took ownership of the shutdown. Trump wants to kill nearly every last person on Earth. Orangeman bad.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (xzqr4)

226 ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions in (March 2018 about the time he was going to get fired) being a Russian spy while Sessions was attorney general. The federalist published that at the time, but was ignored. He was asked about it on his tour and it makes him nervous.

Posted by: dagny


------

No ABC reported on it in March 2018 but McCabe opened the investigation about a year earlier.

Posted by: MAGA at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (I5LRE)

227 jussie will be the new sloppy bottom sensation of the gay porn industry.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (KP5rU)

228 218
I guess it will be easy to avoid jury duty for Jussie.



*dons MAGA cap*

Posted by: Miklos, but jury duty pays, right?

Don't forget your noose shaped tie.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (20X6f)

229 >>>In a few years someone will release a documentary about how all this was the fault of the atmosphere of hate caused by Trump and his supporters and hom Jussie gurl is really a hero.


Chique, you are spot-on here. Leftists usually write the history books and teachers will fully indoctrinate those who come after us about the evils of conservatives.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (BqXKV)

230 In a few years someone will release a documentary about how all this was
the fault of the atmosphere of hate caused by Trump and his supporters
and hom Jussie gurl is really a hero.


Hope that post doesn't get lost in the Minx Matrix. I'm willing to bet your prediction will prove to be scarily accurate.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (Tyii7)

231 "So Jussie..."
"Who put you up to this?"

" Is she a Senator?"

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (LL1Be)

232 Coast Guard Lieutenant.

Section 8"

Redundant?

*ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (6qErC)

233 60
ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions

And lo, verily the seventh seal was broken...


Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (LL1Be)


How much money did Hilary pay McCabe's wife?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (9dzlp)

234 There has got to be a better way to structure ERs then how they are now.

Basically if you aren't going to die you sit, uncomfortably, sharing germs with the illegals, drug addicts and winos for HOURS.



Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (cRkMZ)

235 But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset.
Posted by: Pete Seria

Anonymous sources tell me Ralph Peters sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (gkstg)

236 2020 is going to be fascinating, with what used to be the MSM coordinating with the dem candidates to fabricate vote getting outrages, and everyone else debunking them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (KyP0X)

237 But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (7ZQe3)



And he only foamed at the mouth a little bit while saying it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 08:39 PM (SiINZ)

238 A few years? More like a few months, I'll bet.

Posted by: Gref at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (AMIL/)


Darn, beat me to it. I predict the series to appear in September 2019!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:39 PM (f3oO4)

239 Don't forget your noose shaped tie.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (20X6f)

It's a bolo tie, H8r. Gift from Chief Three Teeth.

Posted by: Miklos, but jury duty pays big bucks right? at February 20, 2019 08:39 PM (zCyNd)

240 Don't slay me, bro!

Posted by: the planet earth at February 20, 2019 08:39 PM (Evws/)

241 I'd hope he could get an RX for a home stash. I travel a lot and I don't have time for ER's and am smart enough as I'm sure your hubby is to self-diagnose and start meds. It would sure be a big help.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 20, 2019 08:39 PM (bttOm)

242 There has got to be a better way to structure ERs then how they are now.
Basically if you aren't going to die you sit, uncomfortably, sharing germs with the illegals, drug addicts and winos for HOURS.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (cRkMZ)


Diversity accelerates evolution!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:40 PM (f3oO4)

243 235
But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset.

Posted by: Pete Seria



Anonymous sources tell me Ralph Peters sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable


Endless wars gives me boners.

Posted by: Ralph Peters at February 20, 2019 08:40 PM (20X6f)

244 How much money did Hilary pay McCabe's wife?
Posted by: Cuthbert

----

Three quarters of a million.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 08:40 PM (KyP0X)

245 Say What? My new cellmate's name is Juicy??

Posted by: Prison Inmate at February 20, 2019 08:40 PM (MI74Q)

246 There has got to be a better way to structure ERs then how they are now."

In some states, hospitals are opening "minute clinics/ ERs"

Very convenient.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (6qErC)

247 I think it's safe to stop calling it an "alleged attack" by now.

There are no allegations of any sort of attack anymore.

Outside of the obvious attack on decency and civilization... but you get my point, i'm sure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (Ct55T)

248 And I'm putting two more front doors on my house thanks to GoFundMe.

Dumb ass.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (4thlk)

249 His grammar leaves something to be desired.

heh.
C and P from Teh Daily Beeest. Seems they were a bit excited and in a hurry to put the story out there.


Probably beating off with their non-typing hand.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (LL1Be)

250 In a few years someone will release a documentary about how all this was the fault of the atmosphere of hate caused by Trump and his supporters and hom Jussie gurl is really a hero.

---------

Well, yeah. I mean - Matthew Shepard was murdered by gay friends of his of his over a drug deal, and they just had him ceremonially interred at the National Cathedral, as a heroic martyr, and a victim of the homophobic hatred and intolerance in America's heartland.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (eadjG)

251 Hillary paid MCcabe's wife millions in campaign donations laundered through McAuliffe. Even the democrats out in Loudon county couldn't figure out where the hell 'Jill McCabe" came from because she wasn't anyone they were familiar with. Came out of the blue with McAuliffe money and even more from Planned Parenthood.

She lost.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (nRWPy)

252 Jussie's current indictment for disorderly conduct for filing a false police report is a class 4 felony and he'll be surrendering in court tomorrow at 1:30 P.M. He'll get bonded out and may never get the punishment he fully deserves for the mayhem he caused (and might have caused), but he's not going to get off scott free either. He'd have a hard time getting a non-hostile jury in Chicago at this time. There's a great deal of unity on the Jussie's a freak express in Cook County. I believe this.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (tkNkP)

253 179 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save Jussie


Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (o1fzk


Oblahblah got the 'hell-to-the-no' by HIS OWN JUDGE over building his stinking edifice on the lake. Methinks the time of the anointed one is over and history.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2019 08:42 PM (yHznC)

254 What about Jussie sending hate mail to himself that had white powder (ground up aspirin) in it? Isn't sending crap like that through the mail a felony?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

255 How much money did Hilary pay McCabe's wife?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (9dzlp)

About a half mil to her campaign ( a very large amount for a state legislature race).

If I recall OK, the McCabes themselves are worth north of 11 million.

Posted by: Miklos, might be worth less soon at February 20, 2019 08:42 PM (zCyNd)

256 Maybe he can get a gig as the spokesperson for Clorox.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2019 08:42 PM (MI74Q)

257 Wouldn't it be great if Juicy rolled on Kameltoe and T-Bone for a reduced sentence?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (hjaPQ)

258 How much money did Hilary pay McCabe's wife?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (9dzlp)


IIRC, Democrat Socialist Bagman McAuliffe dropped off about $700K in small unmarked bills to fund McCabe's wife political run (with minimal accounting because political contributions)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (f3oO4)

259 Say What? My new cellmate's name is Juicy??"

Don't do... crack?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (6qErC)

260 The last time I was in the ER I could hear people talking with the drug addicts, of whom there were many apparently, about how they didn't have to go through detox...but if they refused they'd be turned back over to the police and go to jail.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (cRkMZ)

261 He'd have a hard time getting a non-hostile jury in Chicago at this time. There's a great deal of unity on the Jussie's a freak express in Cook County. I believe this.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (tkNkP)

Looks like black people are also mad at him, while at the same time finding him utterly ridiculous. No OJ Simpson solidarity for him.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (9hauA)

262 183>>>

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (iAhR6)

263 254: I believe that falls under mail fraud. So yes, a felony.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (20X6f)

264 https://tinyurl.com/yxs7sper
or
https://tinyurl.com/yb8dchfr

For fish antibiotics. I've never used either site, so I can't vouch for them personally. You can get them on Amazon too. The comments are funny sometimes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (jXrK7)

265 If you go to the ER by ambulance you get seen much faster. I once took my elderly mother, saw the wait, returned her home and called an ambulance.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:44 PM (nRWPy)

266 This is a few years old but it's the first time I saw it...

Idiot terrorist takes selfie with bomb trigger phone and blows up the whole squad.

There's video of it.

http://tinyurl.com/y45r6gep

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

267 2020

Michelle / Howard

Democrat ticket

It will come about, disguised as a "draft".


And drafting Howard will happen because the Dems will "bury the differences and come together, in order to defeat OrangeManBad and return the nation to sanity".



Bank it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 08:44 PM (sy5kK)

268 244
How much money did Hilary pay McCabe's wife?

Posted by: Cuthbert



----



Three quarters of a million.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 08:40 PM (KyP0X)

Just a coinikydink I guess

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 08:44 PM (9dzlp)

269
Dude, didn't you get the memo?



White is NOT a color!


The Crayola people disagree.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

270 the time of the anointed one is over and history."

Yep.

He's done, Jim.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (6qErC)

271 So Jussie failed at starting a race war and he gets his hand slapped ?

Guess if Lee Harvey woulda missed, he would have got a firing a weapon inside the city limits charge

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (RZ6R1)

272 Do stars of rap/hip-hop shows who go to prison go to Sing-Sing?

Posted by: Miklos, worth asking at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

273 Mopery

I knew a guy that got charged with Mopery.
He was guilty.
He's still a mope.

Posted by: Special Dessert Unit at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (FhXTo)

274 Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (nRWPy)

dagny, I think it was more like $700k (that we know about)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (f3oO4)

275 He'd have a hard time getting a non-hostile jury in Chicago at this time.

--------

I can't believe he'll go for a jury trial. The prosecutor is gonna give Jussie a sweetheart plea deal. Doubt it'll involve jail time.

If the Feds pursue charges, he could actually be in trouble, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (eadjG)

276 Hassan seems to be a nihilist psycho, IOW, typical Dem, except ramped up to actually wanting violence.

But also he is either dumber than a box of rocks or wanted to get caught and charged as a neo-nazi; writing letters to "known white supremacists" as well as buying a whole lotta guns. Belongs in GITMO with the other terrorists IMO. that fits whether he is a stupid neo-nazi or a twisted psycho who was out to cause backlash against normal peaceful anti- communists.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (eASYU)

277 Anybody with any sense knew it was a hoax from the minute they read about it. Didn't take the police much time to find all the pieces.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (r+sAi)

278 Looks like black people are also mad at him, while at the same time
finding him utterly ridiculous. No OJ Simpson solidarity for him.


This. I work in DC. Lots of eye rolling and "what a dumb ass" comments.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:46 PM (20X6f)

279 Funny. CNN falls over itself to report on Russian collusion and Jussie but won't mention a bipartisan senate report that finds no collusion and will likely never mention Jussie being charged with falsifying a crime.


And I think this ought to be a crime as well. Picking and choosing what to report with the intent to harm.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:46 PM (pUDQf)

280 Do stars of rap/hip-hop shows who go to prison go to Sing-Sing?

Who's trying to take Muldoon's job?

Posted by: Special Dessert Unit at February 20, 2019 08:46 PM (FhXTo)

281 Jussie's lawyer is arranging to have him break into song under hard testimony ... then he'll go for the insanity plea.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Cus5s)

-----------------------------

OK, this made me think of that episode of MASH that had Colonel Potter before he was Colonel Potter, where he's presiding over some sort of military hearing, and tries to get the black lawyer? prosecutor? to perform a song and dance number. Turns out, the not-Colonel Potter was batshit crazy.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (8g9zh)

282 Here now arrest being "negotiated" for Jussie - what? Not sending FBI and CNN in standard two by two to kick in his door...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (32YRo)

283 Last time I was in the ER with the kid. I think it was for the dog bite, not the dislocated elbow....they all run together.
I was listening to an english speaking child of about 5 act as translator for herself and her mother. They were asking what shots she had had, like have you had the flu shot? She asked her mother and the translation was "No, I've never had any shots, we don't have those in Honduras."

Nice. Bring a few more communicable diseases to the hospital and country.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (nRWPy)

284 272 Do stars of rap/hip-hop shows who go to prison go to Sing-Sing?
Posted by: Miklos, worth asking at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (zCyNd)


You are confusing hip-hop with music.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (8Is7P)

285 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (jXrK7)

In preparation for the burning times, make sure you know a "friendly" vet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (f3oO4)

286 Hasson sounds like a drug addicted head case. Tramadol? How is he even making it to work? Another epic moment in pharmaceutical achievement. I wonder if it was prescribed or illegally obtained?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (AyNAw)

287 Shooter on Broadway!

https://bit.ly/2Ta4dog

Posted by: Janice Joplin at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (+y/Ru)

288 "If the Feds pursue charges, he could actually be in trouble, though."

Gee, if only there were someone in the Federal gov. right now, in high office, willing to pursue this flagrant violation of the USPS code, and maybe, just maybe, we could all have a prayer that there is such a thing as justice at the federal level.

What was I thinking?

He will get away with it. Maybe get some book deals.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (w7KSn)

289 A commenter at Insty's today said Mrs McCabe got $700G from Hillary when the average campaign funding for her race (Congress?) is $400G. No source cited.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Evws/)

290 Turns out, the not-Colonel Potter was batshit crazy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (8g9zh)

General Steele......

"When the sun goes down and the tide goes out, Juicey gathers round and he begins to shout......"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

291 254: I believe that falls under mail fraud. So yes, a felony.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM



Mail fraud. Hahahaha!

https://youtu.be/jDmA2xoIoFU

Posted by: Newman! at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro)

292 How much Tramadol? I've taken it for pain before, didn't really seem all that narcotic, but I admittedly have a high threshold.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (icI8A)

293 It was 750k PLUS PAC money via McAuliffe. Some big amount from Planned Parenthood, etc. They're all from the same purse really.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (nRWPy)

294 No TV, so don't see whackjob Ralph Peters - they still put his fulminations on the toob? He's sort of the discount John Brennan - lots of similarity in Teh Crazy and hatreds they exhibit. Though I don't recall ever seeing a remotely intelligent thing come out of Brennan's trap, while Peters, before his derangement, was at least capable of "duh, yeah, of course" sorts of "insights".

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (QDnY+)

295 "Posted by: Newman! at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro) "

There will be a small fine.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (icI8A)

296 Just remember, when you control the mail, you control....information.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (icI8A)

297 289 A commenter at Insty's today said Mrs McCabe got $700G from Hillary when the average campaign funding for her race (Congress?) is $400G. No source cited.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Evws/)

That's been reported for a while. Donation came through Terry McAuliffe.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

298 There has got to be a better way to structure ERs then how they are now.

Basically if you aren't going to die you sit, uncomfortably, sharing germs with the illegals, drug addicts and winos for HOURS.



Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (cRkMZ)

Lot of free standing ER and Urgent Care facilities now. Hospital ER service created that need.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

299 A biologically female penis is also male fraud!

And we have completed the circle.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (jXrK7)

300 Jussie's legal team will be conducting an investigation. He's going to claim he's innocent like Coonman and Poonman.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (hECVl)

301 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save Jussie Posted by: JoeF.

Thankfully, Obama is pretty much devoid of clout in Chicago these days. His "library" location is meeting heavy resistance and a court recently allowed the lawsuit against it to proceed.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (tkNkP)

302 So McCabe goes on his book tour right before Mueller is going to drop his report?

What a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (/tuJf)

303 LOL


@TitaniaMcGrath
It is absolutely *essential* that we believe Jussie Smollett.

If we don't, other people who haven't been attacked might not have the courage to come forward.#IBelieveJussie

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1098306788439588865

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (BJlbN)

304 Ralph Peters was the "hobo" version of Brennan. Couldn't stand him. Colonel Klink made more sense...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (32YRo)

305 Obama inst' going to do jack. When did he ever stick his neck out for anyone?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (jXrK7)

306 203
Who is this Hassan guy?

Coast Guard Lieutenant.

Section 8.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (LL1Be)

Nice nutshell. He was arrested on weapons charges for being an illegal user of Tramadol, apparently. Long-running white supremacist (30 years, by his apparent admission). Modest collection of firearms. Delusions of grandeur that outpaces all apparent mental and ability physical ability to deliver. Although the media is playing it up as if he had this master plan well under way to bring about the end of the world and death to a bunch of dem pols and talking heads.

The guy was a loon of the highest order, who they nabbed for weapons charges - prohibited possessor - the kind the feds refuse to prosecute every day.

Not saying it is not a good thing they rounded him up. But don't believe the media about how spectacular his plans were.

Check the heavy link I posted above.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (t6MX/)

307 296
Just remember, when you control the mail, you control....information.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?


Information and grocery store ads. Mostly grocery store ads.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (20X6f)

308 Insomnirached?

Posted by: San Franpsycho


"New-found Joy"

Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (8u1cU)

309 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

Eh, plenty of states passed laws saying you can't deny care to anyone who comes in to ER.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (2fwWU)

310 Reason Peter's career ended at Colonel.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

311 Dagny @ 265- Also see some arriving by ambulance taken off the gurney, placed in a wheelchair, and sent to wait with other poor bastards in triage. Mileage varies.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (zLDYs)

312 305
Obama inst' going to do jack. When did he ever stick his neck out for anyone?


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (jXrK7)

Yep he's a pussy

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (9dzlp)

313 301 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save Jussie Posted by: JoeF.

Thankfully, Obama is pretty much devoid of clout in Chicago these days. His "library" location is meeting heavy resistance and a court recently allowed the lawsuit against it to proceed.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (tkNkP)

And he would have to come in from the golf course.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (SqKDB)

314 EMTALA, Act of Congress that makes it illegal to deny emergency medical care.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (jXrK7)

315 That's been reported for a while. Donation came through Terry McAuliffe.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (cF8AT)


Who also committed visa fraud by taking money from Chinese "investors" in his failed Green Car company in exchange for residence visas

Posted by: Miklos, worth mentioning at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (zCyNd)

316 "Anybody with any sense knew it was a hoax from the minute they read about it."

Excepting CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, FOX, et al.

Because they are all so much smarter than the rest of us.

How they maintain a shred of credibility with anyone is beyond me.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (w7KSn)

317 305
Obama inst' going to do jack. When did he ever stick his neck out for anyone?


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (jXrK7)

If obama had a son, he would be a shithead pussy agitator just like Smolette.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (t6MX/)

318 Reason Peter's career ended at Colonel.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Peter principle?

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (32YRo)

319 Not sure how much he took or how much they found at his desk. They did post a photo of about 30 vials of HGH that he had illegally.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (AyNAw)

320 uh oh
Heavy Cannabis Users linked to Strange Syndrome
Going to Emergency Rooms Screaming and Crying.

muh wheed?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (LL1Be)

321 Nothing will happen to him. He hits all the proper marks--black, gay, hates Trump.
What he will do is issue a "heartfelt" apology, saying he was just trying to highlight the deep prejudices in America.

He gets his own show, movie offers, and renown.

If this had been any of us, we'd be looking at ten years in the slammer.

Jussie just got a boost in his career, that's all. Next year, he'll host the Oscars and we'll all be lectured about how he "survived" being a "victim" of "racism."
Yes, eight years of Obama has made me an incurable cynic.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (l9m7l)

322

How much Tramadol? I've taken it for pain before, didn't really seem all that narcotic, but I admittedly have a high threshold.

Tramadol is glorified aspirin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

323 Well, yeah. I mean - Matthew Shepard was murdered by gay friends of his of his over a drug deal, and they just had him ceremonially interred at the National Cathedral, as a heroic martyr, and a victim of the homophobic hatred and intolerance in America's heartland.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (eadjG


If only they publicized this fact as loudly as they did the gay hate crime angle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (pUDQf)

324 Random other person: This is a parody account right?

TitaniaMcGrath: No

HAHAHAHAHA


Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (cRkMZ)

325 Tammy, um, think that's a federal law (denial of life-saving care), 1986 I think. Wasn't my area back then, but willing to bet $20 the law was a response to ...... just about absolutely nothing (i.e., more credible UFO sightings logged than cases of actual denial of urgent care for $$$ reasons). Just my guess that the dumbification of the country, which was complete/incapacitating a few years back, was revving up even 30 years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (QDnY+)

326 No ones career ends at O-6 unless they were worthless.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (jXrK7)

327 ER we go to is newly remodeled, very nice. Catholic hospital. The gangbangers, illegals, and drug addicts go to the big trauma hospital closer to town.


Son is heading to the ER now to hang with his dad, since his campus is just about five minutes away. Husband just texted me that he's still in the hall, they've taken more blood, and there's talk of letting him come home.


What an ordeal, for something that could have been handled in his doctor's office.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

328 If obama had a son, he would be a shithead pussy agitator just like Smolette.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


And a Crocs wearing bitch.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (NLLmE)

329 I saw Nihilist Psycho open for Marilyn Manson at Numbers Houston 2001.

They were better than the main act.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2)

330 285
In preparation for the burning times, make sure you know a "friendly" vet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (f3oO4)


I even told my vet a few years ago that if Obamacare went through I'd want to make her my primary physician.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

331

Heavy Cannabis Users linked to Strange Syndrome
Going to Emergency Rooms Screaming and Crying.


"OMG! I'M OUTTA WEED! HALP ME PLEASE!!!!111"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (HaL55)

332 107 Dengue Fever > Nickelback

ROFL!

I'm pretty sure that both my daughter and I came down with Dengue Fever about 10 years ago in Fort Worth, because after it was over it was the only thing I could find that came close to describing our symptoms. Boy, that was an ordeal.

cut to the chase - how did we get it? I think I know exactly how; a few hours before the symptoms started, we had gone to a small local mexican restaurant, usually had good food. There was an epidemic of Dengue Fever in Central America that year, and I'm sure that restaurant and hired a bunch of just across the border Guatemalans to work the kitchen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (V2Yro)

333 2 Disorderly conduct!? That's it!?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

It's a 1 to 3 year felony.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 20, 2019 08:56 PM (dJdQf)

334 Do stars of rap/hip-hop shows who go to prison go to Sing-Sing?

No, because if they could sing they wouldn't fucking descend to rap.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)

335 292
How much Tramadol? I've taken it for pain before, didn't really seem all that narcotic, but I admittedly have a high threshold.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (icI8A)

Something like 400 tablets, ordered from Mexico.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:56 PM (t6MX/)

336 "Tramadol is glorified aspirin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55) "

I wasn't even sure it was high enough schedule to be illegal to have without an Rx. I guess it is if he got busted for it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:56 PM (icI8A)

337 If obama had a son, he would be a shithead pussy agitator just like Smolette.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

And a Crocs wearing bitch.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (NLLmE)

How do you know Sasha and Malia would let him borrow their clothes?

Posted by: Miklos, point of order at February 20, 2019 08:57 PM (zCyNd)

338 On a gurney in the hall near my husband, was a morbidly obese guy wearing shorts and BRIGHT YELLOW CROCS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

339 Son is heading to the ER now to hang with his dad, since his campus is just about five minutes away. Husband just texted me that he's still in the hall, they've taken more blood, and there's talk of letting him come home.


What an ordeal, for something that could have been handled in his doctor's office..

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

Sorry to hear this Jane. Will they give him any antibiotics (or a script) to take home?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:57 PM (cF8AT)

340 Do stars of rap/hip-hop shows who go to prison go to Sing-Sing?
Posted by: Miklos, worth asking at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

Only because, inexplicably, there is no prison called "Muddafuckah, Muddafuckah".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (nPGq2)

341 I'm high on Mexican Tramadol..

I got a Mexican woah ohhhh Tramadol....


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (icI8A)

342 296 Just remember, when you control the mail, you control....information.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (icI8A)


I remember when Denver USPS kept refusing to mail Focus on the Family newsletters. They would say things like, "You loaded the pallets backwards," so Focus would have to videotape the loading to prove the USPS was lying.

Posted by: Emmie at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (4HMW8)

343 BB.. mailed part of your order today. Waiting for the supplies to make keychains and of course they were waiting for me when I got home! lol.. so the keychain will be on it's way soon!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (dUJdY)

344 Supremely WHITE Supremacist boasting of WHITENESS and Supremacy. While WHITE.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (LL1Be)

And Coast Guard ships are WHITE! With an Orange stripe! COLLUSION!

Posted by: Fox2! at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (dJdQf)

345 Sorry to hear this Jane. Will they give him any antibiotics (or a script) to take home?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:57 PM (cF8AT)


Yeah. Just like his doctor would have done. And has done. Now, if we both can avoid coming down with some gawd awful disease from the waiting room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

346 Throw his ass in jail for the same length the Nigerian Nightmare Brothers would have went for.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (W2J+a)

347 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

Eh, plenty of states passed laws saying you can't deny care to anyone who comes in to ER.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (2fwWU)

ERs have been a nightmare for a long time. I'm just surprised the idea of free standing ERs took so long.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (2DOZq)

348 Ok, I looked it up. She spent almost a million dollars. I went through the donations, and apparently there are a bunch of democrat pacs by "lesbian, bi, gay" that I guess are side pacs to the dnc by sexual preference.

I should start a heterosexual pac.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (nRWPy)

349 335
Something like 400 tablets, ordered from Mexico.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:56 PM (t6MX/)


I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think you could kill "almost every last person on Earth" with 400 of anything.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

350 Only because, inexplicably, there is no prison called "Muddafuckah, Muddafuckah".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (nPGq2)

Hello Muddafuckah
Hello Faddafuckah

Here I am at
Camp Fedfuckanowa

Posted by: Miklos, with apologies at February 20, 2019 09:00 PM (zCyNd)

351 Jussie gonna be jus tossin some salad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 20, 2019 09:00 PM (pw+jk)

352 Hasson has allegedly espoused extreme views for years. Court documents say that in June 2017, Hasson describedan "interesting idea" in an email draft that included "biological attacks followed by attack on food
supply." -FOX News

==

what's the context?
was he talking about a movie plot?

if he really is a mad terrorist wannabe I'm glad he's arrested, but I hope they've got more than that


Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (BJlbN)

353 251: And Rosenstein who helped clear her 3 previous times, has a wife who's represented HRC and Obama many times. The swamp is quite incestuous

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (U7k5w)

354 Our symptoms - it starts off like any flu, but it's called "bonebreak fever" because you have weird, terrible internal pains that to some people feel like their bones are breaking (my daughters symptoms exactly) To me, I had chest pains that made me think that maybe I was having a heart attack (I wasn't) and I checked into a hospital. And that's when I almost got killed, not by the disease, but by the friendly hospital staff. I told them of my symptoms, and a helpful nurse said "well we're busy and can't get you to see the doctor right away, but I'll give you a shot of nitroglycerine to ease your symptoms."

Well, since I did NOT actually have heart problems, and their preliminary diagnosis was completely wrong, the nitro didn't work at all like they thought it did. Instead, it dropped my BP to 70/20 and I collapsed. THEN they looked at me seriously, and after a few hours, after I recovered from what THEY had done to me, I went home with some painkillers and recovered on my own.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (V2Yro)

355 I should start a heterosexual pac.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (nRWPy)


I regret to inform you that I may have to report you for a hate crime!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (f3oO4)

356 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (nPGq2)

That's for Italians

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (W2J+a)

357 Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (QDnY+)

It was a way to get illegals (and to a certain extent, those poor old "uninsured" people) medical care. I lived in your neck of the woods (I think..SoCal, anyway) when it passed, and also worked at a hospital. It was the general consensus that it was the first shot over the bow at financially destroying hospitals to usher in socialized medicine, as it was called at the time.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (2fwWU)

358 #IsJussieInJailYet

Posted by: sinalco at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (yODqO)

359 Hello elderly racists!

Posted by: Virgil Grady at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (p91BG)

360 Great. Noted racist Spike Lee and America's first gay muslim traitorous now ex-president, Obama are at the Duke/UNC game. I will assume ESPN will be blowing them soon.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 09:02 PM (20X6f)

361 No ones career ends at O-6 unless they were worthless.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

A lot of Marine Corps pilots got out at 0-6 - don't know why it was hard to make General as a pilot but crazy batshit behavior in Nam and elsewhere may have contributed - just saying.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:02 PM (32YRo)

362 I don't see how anyone thought this Jussie schmo would be an icon for "Black America".

A) He's gay. Black America don't take too kindly to the 'mos.

B) He's only known for mediocre musical theater and a crappy TV drama that only middle aged liberal white women watch. Not exactly bastions of Black culture.

C) That cafe-au-lait twerp is about as Black as I am (tip: I ain't Black at all)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 09:02 PM (Ct55T)

363 @TitaniaMcGrath
It is absolutely *essential* that we believe Jussie Smollett.

If we don't, other people who haven't been attacked might not have the courage to come forward.#IBelieveJussie

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1098306788439588865
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (BJlbN)



That's pretty funny. Sadly, there is no difference between that parody and the lunacy the left peddles

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 09:02 PM (SiINZ)

364 I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think you could kill "almost every last person on Earth" with 400 of anything.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

That's what I am saying. Nutbag with delusions of grandeur and no ability to deliver. He started making online moves like the deranged dem that shot up Scalise, et al., so it was good they grabbed him on the weapons violations.

But still. Media hype with all the scary words. Assholes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 09:02 PM (t6MX/)

365 346 Throw his ass in jail for the same length the Nigerian Nightmare Brothers would have went for.


Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (W2J+a)


Uh, no. Smellitt wanted two WHITE guys to take the fall.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (yHznC)

366 When my boat left the UK, the corpseman asked to see any OTC medications we had purchased. I asked him why and he told me that you can buy medications like codeine over the counter there and he was supposed to take them away if we had so we didn't bring them to the back to US.

My response, "Why the fuck didn't you tell me this when we 1st got there?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (jXrK7)

367 An email from June 2017? Wow. Good to know someone acted quickly on that threat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (AyNAw)

368 I should start a heterosexual pac.
Pale Penis PAC

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (LL1Be)

369 Apparently it's Schedule IV. Not super serious, but that's the same as most sleeping pills and all of the benzodiazepines. Including roofies, though you can't legally get though in the US.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (icI8A)

370 Puh. My elderly mother was given every narcotic in the book when her vertebrae started dissolving. Tramadol made her crazier, but half the old people at her resort pop it all day.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (nRWPy)

371 289 A commenter at Insty's today said Mrs McCabe got $700G from Hillary when the average campaign funding for her race (Congress?) is $400G. No source cited.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Evws/)


A couple of armlengths in there. There was a PAC controlled by Terry McAuliffe - not Hillary. McAuliffe steered the money to Dr. McCabe. Hillary did do fundraising for the PAC.

Senate Candidates averaged $500k in fundraising in Virginia in 2015 - which is the seat Dr. McCabe was running for. I am trying to find the breakdown on spending for McCabe's campaign - reporting on the race said that both candidates raised about $700k - I think that probably does not include "outside expenditures."

Dems raised twice as much money as Republicans in that cycle and were really trying to take control of the Virginia legislature. (McCabe lost to the incumbent) So I would say it probably isn't too far out of the ordinary for the amount spent.

But it still looks unssemly.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (ZfRYq)

372 353:The swamp is quite incestuous

Posted by: CN


Don't judge.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar, brotha fucka at February 20, 2019 09:04 PM (20X6f)

373 Yeah. Just like his doctor would have done. And has done. Now, if we both can avoid coming down with some gawd awful disease from the waiting room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

Can't his doc give him a script with refills to have on hand for this?

Start slamming Zinc tablets.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 09:04 PM (cF8AT)

374 Yeah. Just like his doctor would have done. And has done. Now, if we both can avoid coming down with some gawd awful disease from the waiting room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM

When I was in the hospital last November my last roomie was a Hispanic woman, spoke no English, blind from uncontrolled diabetes, called out constantly for the "senoras" (nurses) because she had to "pee pee" every 15 minutes. At one point she got out of bed and squatted on the floor. I could hear her pee gushing all over the floor. Such a delightful multiculti experience!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 20, 2019 09:04 PM (zmIJL)

375 No ones career ends at O-6 unless they were worthless.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Paging Kurt Schlichter, Kurt Schlichter to the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: Virgil Grady at February 20, 2019 09:04 PM (p91BG)

376 Jane, hope your hubs feels better soon.

Low residue diet is supposed to be good - you know, steak without sides, etc.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (BJlbN)

377

I wasn't even sure it was high enough schedule to be illegal to have without an Rx. I guess it is if he got busted for it.

It's a controlled substance because it contains Opie-oids. It's Aunt Bee Approved! Comes with an MSDS and everything warning of the risk of getting hooked.


Yeah, if you eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a few years and nothing else. What a fucking joke. It's like watching that pot movie from the '30's where some jazz musician takes one hit and turns into Fronkenshteen's Monster in about 3 seconds and goes looking for victims to do...something to, we never find out what, exactly. But it must be bad because we never see it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (HaL55)

378 Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (yHznC)

Then double his sentence.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (W2J+a)

379 Well, since I did NOT actually have heart problems,
and their preliminary diagnosis was completely wrong, the nitro didn't
work at all like they thought it did. Instead, it dropped my BP to
70/20 and I collapsed. THEN they looked at me seriously, and after a
few hours, after I recovered from what THEY had done to me, I went home
with some painkillers and recovered on my own.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (V2Yro)


Jeebus. The last time I was at this ER was the week my mother died. I can't even think about it without getting sick with rage. She had aspirated something after breakfast one morning, and her blood thinner caused her lungs to fill with blood. Then, she got better and was laughing and talking and blew me a kiss when I left her. Bottom line, she was due to come home on a Monday, and all her docs (who we were very close to) all left for the weekend. Doc on duty decided to sedate her, for some unknown reason, and told her she wasn't going to make it. The sedation killed her. The nurse couldn't even look me in the eye.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

380 At one point she got out of bed and squatted on the floor. I could hear
her pee gushing all over the floor. Such a delightful multiculti
experience!


Urine big trouble.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:06 PM (LL1Be)

381 Obama inst' going to do jack. When did he ever stick his neck out for anyone?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

He went balls out for the Mullahs...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (CCON5)

382 Tramadol is glorified aspirin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

Except it won't upset your stomach or make you bleed internally.

Posted by: girldog at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (SJiiM)

383 Always find it interesting how different people have completely different reactions to Rx drugs. I've been on just about everything in the pharmacy, and only Orap (Pimozide) made me psychotic. Too bad, because it completed cured my tics. But it made me a tiny little 9 year old ball of rage and I tried to assault my mom. So that didn't last long.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (icI8A)

384 Sean "Run Forrest" Hannity just posted a great list of fake hate crimes.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (LL1Be)

385
Jane, hope your hubs feels better soon.



Low residue diet is supposed to be good - you know, steak without sides, etc.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (BJlbN)


He is doing low carb, lots of meat, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

386 369: DEA didn't bother making it a schedule IV until 2014. It was prescription, but not a big synthetic opioid that was considered a worry at normal doses. Like anything else, it can be abused, so it became controlled. Some docs want to put Seroquel, of all things, on the lists because it weirdly has "street value"

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (U7k5w)

387 Paging Kurt Schlichter, Kurt Schlichter to the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: Virgil Grady

Army Lawyer - was never gonna make 0-7...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:08 PM (32YRo)

388 WTF happened to PJ O'Rourke. He used to be funny. Now he's just another never Trump asshole.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 09:08 PM (7ZQe3)

389 Nutbag with delusions of grandeur and no ability to deliver.

This divining of intent... Like when Hillary DID stuff but didn't intend to. I guess it's in the Constitution, so what can you do.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:08 PM (CE5C/)

390

Lara Logan has got yuge tracks of land. She'll be on Hannity's show tonight.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 09:09 PM (SiINZ)

391 I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think you could kill "almost every last person on Earth" with 400 of anything.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

--------------------------------

Asteroids? Black holes? C'mon, people, let's think outside the box!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2019 09:09 PM (8g9zh)

392 WTF happened to PJ O'Rourke. He used to be funny. Now he's just another never Trump asshole.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 09:08 PM (7ZQe3)

-----------------------------

He is one of those that Trump completely broke.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (ffYR/)

393 "must be bad because we never see it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (HaL55) "

Of course we're also a country where pot is a Schedule I drug yet fentanyl is Schedule II.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (icI8A)

394 He is doing low carb, lots of meat, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

that's good

beware of veggies and fruit - the fiber is very irritating and any seeds are the enemy

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (BJlbN)

395 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (icI8A)

Even the same drug made by different manufacturers can have different effects.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

396 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

Oh my God Jane, I'm so sorry. That's awful

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (dUJdY)

397 After years, decades of great writing, Peej went HRC.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (w7KSn)

398 Urine big trouble.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:06 PM (LL1Be)

------------------------

Maybe try some cranberry juice...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (8g9zh)

399 WTF happened to PJ O'Rourke. He used to be funny. Now he's just another never Trump asshole.

Posted by: Pete Seria

Same with Andrew Sullivan - they just became limp noodles - comedic timing got off and then they just became useless scolds in the end.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:11 PM (32YRo)

400 I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think you could kill "almost every last person on Earth" with 400 of anything.

I wonder how you'd adjust the dosage to not get too few but not too many, either.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:11 PM (CE5C/)

401 Even all.
As my 'Ol man was a warden, i don't relish anyone going to jail. But this sumbich was willing to let two innocents talk the fall over his bogus race baiting.
To hell with him.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:11 PM (0tfLf)

402 Husband is being released. His phone is nearly dead so he didn't go into anything.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

403 AOC is upset that people are calling her stupid for blowing up the Amazon deal.

Someone put up a billboard. Lol

She's the gift that keeps on giving. Five will get you ten that she's re-elected easily in her district.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (pUDQf)

404

BB.. mailed part of your order today. Waiting for the supplies to make
keychains and of course they were waiting for me when I got home! lol..
so the keychain will be on it's way soon!


Cool, Jewells. I can wait for the keychain, so no rush. The rest is for B'Gal's birfday next week.
She loves your jewelry. Thanks for making me look good!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (HaL55)

405 Lin Wood is on Hannity's show. Just thanked him for supporting Richard Jewell when no one else would.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

406 I love anal-gesics.

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (AyNAw)

407 Same with Andrew Sullivan - they just became limp noodles - comedic timing got off and then they just became useless scolds in the end.

Posted by: Boswell at

I meant Andrew Ferguson - not Sullivan - he's always been a limp noodle

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (32YRo)

408 Jane I missed what happened to your hubby. I scrolled up but I must have missed it. Glad he's okay. (I think?)

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)

409 Urine big trouble.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:06 PM (LL1Be)

*********
But you're Number 1!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (0tfLf)

410 AOC is upset that people are calling her stupid for blowing up the Amazon deal.

Can she be Biden's running mate, please? He promises he won't feel her up.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (CE5C/)

411 We should keep pumping the black hate hoax
If we don't we might have to read more about the 20 year military white supremist Trump liver tgst was about to do a mass murder hoping to start a race war

Posted by: Kurt at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (XVon9)

412 Good evening all: So Jussie is going to plead guilty?

Posted by: IC at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (LJUs+)

413 Jane, that came out totally wrong. I hope he's okay.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (dUJdY)

414 Posted by: Kurt at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (XVon9)

How about no

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:14 PM (W2J+a)

415 BB, you're welcome but thanks belong to you.. it should be there Saturday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

416 Such a nice name, a single name, a newcomer...

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:15 PM (CE5C/)

417 410
AOC is upset that people are calling her stupid for blowing up the Amazon deal.



Can she be Biden's running mate, please? He promises he won't feel her up.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (CE5C/)

Come on baby, shake yer moneymaker!

Posted by: Pastey Joe at February 20, 2019 09:15 PM (9dzlp)

418 Jane I missed what happened to your hubby. I scrolled up but I must have missed it. Glad he's okay. (I think?)

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)


Totally unnecessary trip to a local ER (doc told him to go, because "busy"). Has another episode of diverticulitis. He's on his way home (I left after several hours because I remembered I'd left groceries on the kitchen counter when I ran out in a tizzy). He's got a script for antibiotics and pain meds.


He arrived at 3:15 this afternoon. And it's 9:20 now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

419 Jussie and the Postal Service

It could go down a lot like this.

From Seinfeld; Kramer and the Postmaster General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqt1uAxibw

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 20, 2019 09:15 PM (S6Pax)

420 Tom Servo @ 332- That's why we eat Posados. Established and clean.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (zLDYs)

421 "In the end this is only a Class 4 Felony"

Posted by: scottst at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (mDrEG)

422 Always find it interesting how different people have completely different reactions to Rx drugs.

--------

I have a reaction to opiates that I've been told is pretty atypical. For one thing, I tend to stay up all night. Not hyper, but not sleepy at all. And that's good for the girlfriend, because it also causes erections that last more than four hours. It's definitely weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (eadjG)

423 Breaking news Charges filed against Justice4Jussie.

Disorderly conduct.

What a friggin joke.

People who bear false witness need to be held liable for, at the very minimum, the amount of punishment they tried to expose someone else to. They need to be found guilty of the crime they tried to frame someone else for - plus an added penalty for initiating the whole thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (+pejQ)

424 Posted by: Kurt at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (XVon9)

------------------------------

You're starting to sound like ramondo, Sport. Report for your OS upgrade.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (ffYR/)

425 The best possible outcome of the AOC sign is that she will now try to prove to us how smart she is.

Like Chrissy always did with Jack on Three's Company.

"Hillarity ensues. . . "

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (AyNAw)

426 Looks like a lame one-name troll has slipped in. Must be shift change at the glory hole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (nPGq2)

427 Lin Wood on Hannity. I would help with research for free to nail some of that Twitter or MSM mob.

Posted by: vivi at February 20, 2019 09:17 PM (11H2y)

428 If the Feds pursue charges, he could actually be in trouble, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (eadjG)

Fed jury pool will be larger than just Chicago/Cook County.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 20, 2019 09:17 PM (dJdQf)

429 Posted by: Kurt at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (XVon9)



English, how do it work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 09:17 PM (SiINZ)

430 If you don't want to be called dumb then don't be dumb.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (2DOZq)

431 But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset.
Posted by: Pete Seria


Col Ralph has gone koo-koo bananas about Trump. Several years ago.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (S6Pax)

432 Lara Logan is going to be on Hannity's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

433 Will AOC take an IQ test? That would be awesome.

Hell, I'd like that to be mandatory for all politicians. Just a precaution.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (pUDQf)

434 "felony disorderly conduct for filing a false police report"
sounds suspiciously like something they will try to plea down... Court supervision is my guess.. and a fine..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (438dO)

435

BB, you're welcome but thanks belong to you.. it should be there Saturday.

That gives me four days to forget where I hid her presents.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (HaL55)

436 What's a shame is AOC is still smarter than Obama.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (2DOZq)

437 Looks like a lame one-name troll has slipped in. Must be shift change at the glory hole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (nPGq2)


There's going to be an opening soon in the Chicago area.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ptqGC)

438 Lin Wood on Hannity. I would help with research for free to nail some of that Twitter or MSM mob


THIS! I'd bet the horde would jump all over this.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 09:19 PM (7ZQe3)

439 Everyone please look away from Jusse Smollett. We have a washed d-bag over here that we have trotted out for a distraction.

Can we get a native american over here to bang a drum or something.

Posted by: One Name Troll at February 20, 2019 09:19 PM (9dzlp)

440 Will AOC take an IQ test? That would be awesome.

Hell, I'd like that to be mandatory for all politicians. Just a precaution.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (pUDQf)

Just station her in front of a mirror, and have her count her teeth without taking her socks off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 09:19 PM (nPGq2)

441 Geez Jane.. that sucks. It's why I HATE the ER and won't go unless I'm dying. Our town has two and one of them, St. Lukes is very well known for their care. But the ER is a joke. As this town has gotten bigger every druggie meth head fucked up shitball goes there for whatever ails them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

442 Still lucky some random white dudes weren't walking around that cold night.
OTOH, I know nothing of the chicago neighborhood, maybe no white people there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (r+sAi)

443 Fed jury pool will be larger than just Chicago/Cook County.

Posted by: Fox2
............
What? No.. they pick fed jurors from the district.. Cook county would probably be where they come from.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (438dO)

444 A lot of Marine Corps pilots got out at 0-6 - don't know why it was hard to make General as a pilot but crazy batshit behavior in Nam and elsewhere may have contributed - just saying. 

Posted by: Boswell

I thought it a lot was harder to do in the Marines. I worked with some Marines and Navy guys a while back, and the joke amongst them was that the Navy guy would be first to make Captain.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (CCON5)

445 Reason Peter's career ended at Colonel.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

*********
Lieutenant Colonel.
And that's as high as he would go.

Ralph was one of my students. Brilliant guy. But not afraid to let everyone else know he was the smartest guy in the room.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (0tfLf)

446 Memba that guy who shot up the republican ball game....shit wait I said tha wrong.

Coast guard racists gun nut over HERE!

Posted by: One Name Troll at February 20, 2019 09:21 PM (9dzlp)

447 Just station her in front of a mirror, and have her count her teeth without taking her socks off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 09:19 PM (nPGq2

Unnn...ooooh....eeeee...orrrrrr....shit. Gotta start over.


Unnnn....oooooh...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:21 PM (pUDQf)

448 Lara Logan is going to be on Hannity's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I hope he let's her speak...Hannity has a tendency to cut off his best guests with more...Hannity.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:22 PM (32YRo)

449 Lin Wood called Drums with Four Teeth a liar. This is going to be great.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 20, 2019 09:22 PM (bML9A)

450 jane, diverticulitis can be a bear; I had/have it and would live on Ensure for three-four days. No nuts, no seeds, take Metamucil. it helps. At some point, surgery might be needed, though.

Posted by: vivi at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (11H2y)

451 Lara Logan is going to be on Hannity's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I hope he let's her speak...Hannity has a tendency to cut off his best guests with more...Hannity.



Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:22 PM (32YRo)


He drives me crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

452 Lara is definitely a cutie, with that nice "Sud African" accent.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (icI8A)

453
Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:22 PM (32YRo)

He drives me crazy.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)




oooo oooooooooooo!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (9dzlp)

454 Can't Jussie be charged habitual liar/criminal? The DUI, the letter and the attack?

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (9L2du)

455 Like no one else..

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (NLLmE)

456 Ralph was one of my students. Brilliant guy. But not afraid to let everyone else know he was the smartest guy in the room.

Posted by: Diogenes

Sounds about right - never got there but always heard there was politics above 0-5 and no one needed a smart ass...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (32YRo)

457 Jewells, my dad was head of the ER at Hillcrest for...6 years I believe. It's a nightmare job that chews up most of the docs who do it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (icI8A)

458 Did the Coast Guard actually issue threats?

Or did he say "What I'd like to do is. . . " like most leftists do when talking about Trump.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (AyNAw)

459 Love Hannity's heart. Wish he would shut up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (pUDQf)

460 Kamala Harris, Spartacus and T-Bone all pretty damn quiet.

As is, no doubt, that brilliant political commentator of this current year - Alyssa Milano.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (9fXnJ)

461 Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (0tfLf)

Serious or just jakes?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (W2J+a)

462
jane, diverticulitis can be a bear; I had/have it and would live on
Ensure for three-four days. No nuts, no seeds, take Metamucil. it
helps. At some point, surgery might be needed, though.

Posted by: vivi at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (11H2y)


He hasn't had an outbreak in about three years. He's under a lot of stress right now. I don't think that helps. And we both take fiber caps every single day, and he doesn't eat nuts, seeds, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

463 I missed this 0-6 conversation.
Do people not know officers usually end their careers at 0-4 and 0-5?
Promotion is based on slots available, as established by Congress. Many good men and women get passed over for this reason alone. To make 0-6 puts you in the tip 1% of your year group.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:25 PM (0tfLf)

464 I want him charged federally for terrorist mail threat and conspiracy.

State felony 4 disorderly conduct is small potatoes. They won't give him prison time for that.

If all he's convicted of is that state charge, he's still going to be an SJW hero, and he's going to find ways to reap $millions, Kapernick-style. You can bet on it.

I'd love to see Ellen Page eat her hateful ignorant arrogant blather, but she'll probably never reach that level of self-awareness. "Ooooh, I travel all over the world (unlike you benighted rubes) and see all the hurt and oppressed people (unlike you stupid dogwhistlers) and I feel for them so very deeply (unlike you black-hearted normal people) and I'm a saintly virtue-signaling celebrity activist who will never ever stop climbing up inside your ass (because you are all klansmen.)"


Posted by: gp at February 20, 2019 09:25 PM (mk9aG)

465 "Breaking news Charges filed against Justice4Jussie."

Did we actually see a worm turn? Wow!

I mean obviously he HAS to be prosecuted or there is no such thing as hate crime justice; but to have charges drawn and executed... in Chicago? I'm actually amazed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 20, 2019 09:25 PM (6eEQ+)

466 Ralph was one of my students. Brilliant guy. But not afraid to let everyone else know he was the smartest guy in the room.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (0tfLf)

Sorry did not intend to indicate he was incompetent but just the opposite as you indicated. He thought he was smarter than everyone and not in a good way. People who make the decisions on your career may think that's a negative.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 09:26 PM (2DOZq)

467 The states attorney taking over from Fox is named magats. Kid you not

Posted by: Pj at February 20, 2019 09:26 PM (qlTN9)

468 Did we actually see a worm turn? Wow!

He's become a liability to The Narrative. So, under the bus he goes.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:26 PM (9fXnJ)

469 Jewells, my dad was head of the ER at Hillcrest for...6 years I believe. It's a nightmare job that chews up most of the docs who do it.

Oh I can believe that. I know most of the docs do their best and the nurses too. It just chaps my ass that these druggie losers show up with a hangnail and wail and moan like they're dying. Meanwhile.. someone in real need sits in his/her chair suffering.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

470 2 Disorderly conduct!? That's it!?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)
+++

That's what I said.

Posted by: Flyover at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (B5K06)

471 Jill spent $1,668,014 and the other guy spent $848,000.

"Common Good VA" was the biggest spender and that's McAuliffe's PAC, Democrat party was the next, then Planned Parenthood, then the guy who owns the wizards, then a charlottesville lawyer, then emily's list, etc. "Casa in action.

For the love of God, it's every evil group all rolled into one list.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (nRWPy)

472 What did Kamala know and when did she know it?

Posted by: Pj at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (qlTN9)

473

Hell, I'd like that to be mandatory for all politicians. Just a precaution.

They should be required to take a test about the Constitution. Written, administered and graded by all the SCOTUS justices. 100 questions. Miss one and they'd be disqualified from running.
That'd send a message that they'd better have their feces amalgamated before they have any power. At some point soon, we need to get serious about who we allow to be around the levers of power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)

474 Illinois felony 4 disorderly conduct charge for Jussie.

By comparison, merely recording a phone call in Illinois is a felony X that will get you ten years prison. Hey, it's not like you tried to ignite a f&cking race war or anything.

Posted by: gp at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (mk9aG)

475 382 Tramadol is glorified aspirin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

Except it won't upset your stomach or make you bleed internally."

Aspirin won't do that unless you take a ridiculous amount. And tramadol gives a lot more people nausea than aspirin does.

I see people taking it, abusing it, and I wonder why - I've had some for a pulled muscle, and it did almost nothing for me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (V2Yro)

476 Smollet is going to plead this down to something else and will not serve time, he will do a show for charity for community service or something.

I am surprised he is charged.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ZfRYq)

477 He's become a liability to The Narrative. So, under the bus he goes.
Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:26 PM (9fXnJ)

---------

I'll still be very surprised if he actually does any time. Everything else we've seen for the last several years WRT to arrested #Resistance goons suggests: sweetheart plea bargain, released on time served.

We can't be discouraging the other goons from acting on their urges.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (eadjG)

478 If Juicy gets punished, it'll be because he's damaging The Resistance.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (MI74Q)

479 Serious or just jakes?
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (W2J+a)

*******

Serious.
An interesting guy really, but he was such a jerk I refused to read any of his stuff, even though I was told his writing was good.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (0tfLf)

480 At some point soon, we need to get serious about who we allow to be around the levers of power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)


SO, why do you hate diversity?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (f3oO4)

481 Do people not know officers usually end their careers at 0-4 and 0-5?
Promotion is based on slots available, as established by Congress. Many good men and women get passed over for this reason alone. To make 0-6 puts you in the tip 1% of your year group.

Posted by: Diogenes

You make O-4 in eight years if you keep your nose clean - O-5 if you are smart enough to pursue the right billets and not pissing people off - O-6 is politics and knowing people, having the right billets and solid Fitreps, post graduate doesn't hurt. O-7 and above is all politics...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (32YRo)

482 All we know about Kamala is that she is a pot-smoking whore who screws old politicians.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (AyNAw)

483

Did we actually see a worm turn? Wow!

He's become a liability to The Narrative. So, under the bus he goes.
Posted by: DocJ


They can switch over to the Coast Guard story now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (aKsyK)

484 Love Hannity's heart. Wish he would shut up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (pUDQf)
****************
I know that he has a habit of interrupting his guests, but he is a determined bulldog that is on our side, helped Trump get elected and exposes the lying, cheating Dems .... for that I will be forever grateful and wish we had more fighters like him.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2019 09:31 PM (hECVl)

485 Or did he say "What I'd like to do is. . . "

So far, that's what's reported. Plus he looked up bad stuff on the internet.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 09:31 PM (6qErC)

486 He drives me crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah, at some point I yell STFU!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2019 09:31 PM (9oE3U)

487 What's Clock Boy up to these days?

Posted by: Undocumented at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (uz/Pv)

488 You know if we end up with a test to be in Congress it's just going to be all social justice crap and it'll disqualify any sane conservative.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (icI8A)

489 486 He drives me crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

Like no one else?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

490 Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (nRWPy)

I'm surprised you were able to find that info, usually in Virginia we do a better job of disappearing data than that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (f3oO4)

491 They can switch over to the Coast Guard story now"

Need to airbrush the airsoft pistols out of the way...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 09:33 PM (6qErC)

492 484
Love Hannity's heart. Wish he would shut up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (pUDQf)

****************

I know that he has a habit of interrupting his guests, but he is a
determined bulldog that is on our side, helped Trump get elected and
exposes the lying, cheating Dems .... for that I will be forever
grateful and wish we had more fighters like him.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2019 09:31 PM (hECVl)


I would like to see an old nun standing behind Hannity with a ruler, bopping him in the head every time he cuts off a guest.

Honestly, I think it would work.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

493 @dagny thanks I was looking for that kind of info.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:33 PM (ZfRYq)

494 What's Clock Boy up to these days?
Posted by: Undocumented at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (uz/Pv)

*********
He went digital

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:33 PM (0tfLf)

495 BackwardsBoy, I think the SCOTUS nominees ought to pass such a test too. An alarming number of Justices have no business om the court, let alone grading that test.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (CCON5)

496 "They can switch over to the Coast Guard story now" Glad they caught that guy in time.

Posted by: gp at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (mk9aG)

497 476 Smollet is going to plead this down to something else and will not serve time, he will do a show for charity for community service or something.

I am surprised he is charged.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ZfRYq)

Yes. Sucks. Two sets of laws.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (9oE3U)

498 Husband is driving home. What a waste of time. His doctor could have worked him in, given him the necessary scripts, and that would have been that.

He's been at the ER surrounded by sick people since 3:30 today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

499 You should have to take a test on the constitution to get out of grade school and another to get a high school diploma and yet another to get a college degree of any kind, including pussyhat optics or hipster film reviewing or whatnot.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (nRWPy)

500 Pete Seria: "But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset."

I knew Peters turned bananas over Trump. I didn't know he turned idiot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (6eEQ+)

501 I would like to see an old nun standing behind Hannity with a ruler, bopping him in the head every time he cuts off a guest.

Honestly, I think it would work.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Hah. Or a rolled up newspaper on the nose.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (NLLmE)

502 What's Clock Boy up to these days?"

Salmon fishing. In Yemen. Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (6qErC)

503 Right now, it's still a felony charge, not a misdemeanor. Usually the distinguishing difference is that felony comes with a minimum year in prison. of course it can be plead down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (V2Yro)

504 PJ inquiring minds would like to know but I'm not sure any of them are involved. Pretty sure Kammie has a well written statement with lots of eloquent verbiage and no substance already prepared.

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 09:35 PM (hpYmt)

505
I knew Peters turned bananas over Trump. I didn't know he turned idiot."

something about the woman he moved in with (like always) Yeah, he turned idiot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:35 PM (V2Yro)

506 I know that he has a habit of interrupting his guests, but he is a determined bulldog that is on our side, helped Trump get elected and exposes the lying, cheating Dems .... for that I will be forever grateful and wish we had more fighters like him.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2019 09:31 PM (hECVl)

--------

I don't like Hannity's shtick any more than the next guy. But c'mon - the Conservative Media Ecosystem™ is just a welfare office for complicit cucks, with very few exceptions.

And Hannity's one of them. He defies the evil Left loudly and insistently, and never backs down, no matter how hard they try to take him down.

Cuck Status: Not A Cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:35 PM (eadjG)

507 He's been at the ER surrounded by sick people since 3:30 today"

So sorry to hear about your upcoming illness...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 09:35 PM (6qErC)

508 BREAKING NEWS: Michael Cohen just pled guilty to being a Nigerian black man who beat up Jussie Smollett.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (AyNAw)

509 "This is MAGA country!"

Trump needs to make that his re-election slogan!

Rub their faces in it!

Posted by: RKae at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (J+0CH)

510 Like no one else?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the evening. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: troyriser at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (1JpTT)

511 I would like to see an old nun standing behind Hannity with a ruler, bopping him in the head every time he cuts off a guest.

Honestly, I think it would work.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

-----------------------------

He has become worth about $90 million with this style. He will even say that interruptions are his #1 complaint. He's not going to change because he doesn't need to.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (ffYR/)

512 499 You should have to take a test on the constitution to get out of grade school and another to get a high school diploma and yet another to get a college degree of any kind, including pussyhat optics or hipster film reviewing or whatnot.
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (nRWPy)

I think you should have to prove citizenship AND take a test about the Constitution before you can vote.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (NgKpN)

513 "This is MAGA country!"

Trump needs to make that his re-election slogan!

Rub their faces in it!

Posted by: RKae at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (J+0CH)

\
I need that hat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:37 PM (f3oO4)

514 Jewells, I think most docs and especially nurses hate all the politics and the red tape, but unfortunately they're boxed in by it. Not to mention having to deal with all the legal issues - my dad used to say that you're not really a doctor if you haven't been sued yet.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:37 PM (icI8A)

515
We have to be right every time. They only have to be right once. Juicy Swallows is now an invisible unperson and no one outside of AOS will ever hear about him again.

In the meantime, Peni Identifying as Muslim Woman are now Biologically Superior and get girrrl powerrr, automatic free shit like $80 bottles of Rose, and 1 and 3/5 votes for every 1 vote us Untermenschen get...

Posted by: In Vino at February 20, 2019 09:37 PM (UFLLM)

516 Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (0tfLf)

Wow cool. What do you do and are you part Superman?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:38 PM (W2J+a)

517 I think you should have to prove citizenship AND take a test about the Constitution before you can vote.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (NgKpN)

And in English!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:38 PM (f3oO4)

518 Ralph Peters can spend the rest of his life licking Bill Kristol's bunghole as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:38 PM (V2Yro)

519 Convinced that jussie has now achieved his 14 minutes and 59 seconds worth of Fame. We will now take you to breaking news bad orange man very very bad MAGA hat found in Wacko Coast Guard lieutenants possession see we told you so

Posted by: Sock monkey at February 20, 2019 09:38 PM (hpYmt)

520 473
They should be required to take a test about the Constitution. Written, administered and graded by all the SCOTUS justices. 100 questions. Miss one and they'd be disqualified from running.
That'd send a message that they'd better have their feces amalgamated before they have any power. At some point soon, we need to get serious about who we allow to be around the levers of power.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)


I've long insisted that voters should be able to name the three branches of government. That one question would probably disqualify 1/3 of them.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

521 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:35 PM (eadjG)

I complained to my pops about Hannity. He told me to STFU mainly because he's one of the few who harped on Obama's awful presidency over and over. Kept stats in peoples minds and essentially tells the left to kick rocks in flip flops.
My father wasn't wrong.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:40 PM (W2J+a)

522 488 You know if we end up with a test to be in Congress it's just going to be all social justice crap and it'll disqualify any sane conservative. "

You wanna know who would end up running everything if a test of some kind was required? Lawyers, that's who.

So, same group that's running things now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

523 I've long insisted that voters should be able to name the three branches of government. That one question would probably disqualify 1/3 of them.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

If in English, 40%.

Posted by: Miklos, sadder but no wiser at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (zCyNd)

524

You know if we end up with a test to be in Congress it's just going to
be all social justice crap and it'll disqualify any sane conservative.


Not if teh Horde writes it. Or SCOTUS. I'd prefer zombie Gunny Sargent Lee Ermy administer it, myself. But that's just me.

I perhaps should've specified the Constitution "as written." Because if you can't understand the plain language of that, then you can't recognize legal Principle or anything else that someone in power needs to know to not be a tyrant.
Of course, this would make sense, so I can forget it. But it's still fun to think about.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (HaL55)

525 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:37 PM (icI8A)

Very true. They show up at the ER, they have to see you. Just the way it is. The day I took my husband in for his stroke was a different story. They had his ass back in the exam room in 5 minutes. The desk nurse was a nervous wreck! They took excellent care of him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (dUJdY)

526 500 Pete Seria: "But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset."

2+ years of investigation by a team of anti-Trump jihadist Democrat Party VIP-level primary donors, not to mention the entire FakeNewsMedia digging in peoples' trash cans, the FBI conducting no-knock raids on Trump campaign associates, and probably now upwards of $100M in expenses have all turned up... Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

You have to be rock-solid, to the bone stupid, or living with Stage 4 Trump Derangement Syndrome, to still believe this Russia horseshit.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (9fXnJ)

527 Michael Cohen just pled guilty to being a Nigerian black man who beat up Jussie Smollett.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Welp...cancel that pending death penalty legislation I guess and fire up sparky!

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (32YRo)

528 Also - if we're on the subject of Hannity one thing he shares in common with Ace is martial arts.

They should do a charity fundraiser together. In the Octagon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (eadjG)

529
You wanna know who would end up running everything if a test of some kind was required? Lawyers, that's who.

So, same group that's running things now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

Homos. But let's not split hairs here.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 09:43 PM (BKTpn)

530 405 Lin Wood is on Hannity's show. Just thanked him for supporting Richard Jewell when no one else would.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

Jewell's mama never got her damn Disney movies back, either. Asshats.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 20, 2019 09:43 PM (5w1RS)

531 Servo, you're not wrong. And the contents of the test would be litigated to death.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:43 PM (icI8A)

532 I'll say probation, a little community service (not in our community, of course), and wiped from his record if he completes the service. "And let that be a lesson to you!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:44 PM (Ydn2k)

533 Were they in on it, to generate votes for their 'anti-lynching bill'?
If they weren't in on it, will Jussie name them as he named his brother in a DUI ten years ago, and he was prepared to label two innocent guys the attackers this time?

Posted by: MikeN at February 20, 2019 09:44 PM (o/eHL)

534 I was born with the wrong brain. If I'd just been stupid, and liberal, and democrat, I could be swimming in money and never have to be worry about anything, ever again. How do they do it?
Because life sucks. Life has always sucked and it always will.
This is not helping my crippling depression at all. No wonder people--


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (l9m7l)

535 Servo, you're not wrong. And the contents of the test would be litigated to death.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:43 PM (icI8A)

New law: lawyers represent non-lawyers

So lawyers must be represented by non-lawyers

Posted by: Miklos, modest proposal #762 at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (zCyNd)

536 I complained to my pops about Hannity. He told me to
STFU mainly because he's one of the few who harped on Obama's awful
presidency over and over. Kept stats in peoples minds and essentially
tells the left to kick rocks in flip flops.
My father wasn't wrong.


Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:40 PM (W2J+a)


I love your Pops. My dad didn't live long enough to witness the Age of Obama. He despised Clinton, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

537
Best to pic a truly universal test for voting, like, can you stand in the front yard of your house and pee over the roof into the backyard? Make it a standard ranch house, to be fair.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (UFLLM)

538 Lara Logan on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

539 Cuck Status: Not A Cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

He's fine...but when the guest is killing it...let them kill it, for God's sake. Even Hannity admits he cuts the guest off too much. It's a style critique - not a "he's not on our side" critique.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (32YRo)

540 Totally unnecessary trip to a local ER (doc told him to go, because
"busy"). Has another episode of diverticulitis. He's on his way home (I
left after several hours because I remembered I'd left groceries on the
kitchen counter when I ran out in a tizzy).


What a great wife.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (LL1Be)

541 Personally I think you should need to pass an anti-carpetbagger test. If you're running to be in the House representing Cincinnati, you need to be able to name the 8 starters from the Big Red Machine.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (icI8A)

542 Still lucky some random white dudes weren't walking around that cold night.
OTOH, I know nothing of the chicago neighborhood, maybe no white people there.

"Boystown" ,e.g. homo heaven
also 2 am, below zero.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (CL76w)

543 We can't be discouraging the other goons from acting on their urges.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (eadjG)

No. They're just being discouraged from making stupid mistakes while doing it.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (uEbPt)

544 You have to be rock-solid, to the bone stupid, or living with Stage 4 Trump Derangement Syndrome, to still believe this Russia horseshit.
Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (9fXnJ)

---------

Most people do. I almost never discuss politics with people. But early in on this whole thing, my lefty boss was snickering about Mueller being appointed. I told her I doubted he'd find what he's looking for. She asked why. I replied "Just say it loud, [name]. Say it out loud: 'Donald Trump is a Russian agent.'"

She didn't actually do that, but I could see by the look on her face that she suddenly realized just how very stupid that sounded. And she hasn't brought up TrumpRussia ever again. I think it shamed her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (eadjG)

545 Started watching Umbrella Academy.

Hate Ellen Page, and she has aged poorly. She looks like a cross between Juno and RBG.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (ZfRYq)

546 T-Bone's been weird. It's like he's not even there...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (OkKDg)

547 Totally unnecessary trip to a local ER (doc told him to go, because

"busy"). Has another episode of diverticulitis. He's on his way home (I

left after several hours because I remembered I'd left groceries on the

kitchen counter when I ran out in a tizzy).

What a great wife.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (LL1Be)


If that was a put-down, don't bother. I've single handedly taken care of his parents, and am completely devoted to him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (ptqGC)

548 531 Servo, you're not wrong. And the contents of the test would be litigated to death. "

Here's a good (trick) question, one guaranteed to throw consternation and fits into any group: How does the Constitution define "Natural Born Citizen"???

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (V2Yro)

549 How about a law that mandates that no more than 50% of Congress can be lawyers?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (icI8A)

550 Also - if we're on the subject of Hannity one thing he shares in common with Ace is martial arts.
They should do a charity fundraiser together. In the Octagon.



They should do karate.

In the garage.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:48 PM (LL1Be)

551 Hate Ellen Page, and she has aged poorly. She looks like a cross between Juno and RBG.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI

----

"She's" probably a man. It starts to get really apparent as they grow old.

Posted by: RKae at February 20, 2019 09:48 PM (J+0CH)

552 Steady as she goes, BC...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 09:48 PM (CCON5)

553


BackwardsBoy, I think the SCOTUS nominees ought to pass such a test too.
An alarming number of Justices have no business om the court, let
alone grading that test.


I was shocked that there wasn't more uproar over zombie Notorious RBG's imbecilic statement about us adopting South Africa's constitution (or whichever nation that was). She should've been forced out the day after she said that.

Her only concern is with our Constitution and no other. Again, if she can't figure that out, she has no bidness holding power of any type. That's not rocket surgery.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (HaL55)

554 If that was a put-down, don't bother,

It most certainly was not.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (LL1Be)

555 Most people do. I almost never discus

----

S/B: Most people don't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (eadjG)

556 She didn't actually do that, but I could see by the look on her face that she suddenly realized just how very stupid that sounded. And she hasn't brought up TrumpRussia ever again. I think it shamed her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM

Yeah, she wrote your name down on The List right then.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (V2Yro)

557 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

I love him too ha! Seriously though, after his analysis of Hannity I learned to appreciate him without listening to him. I don't need Hannity, at all, ever but, a lot of people do and he keeps otherwise decent but uneducated (politically) people in the know. And that's worth something in these times.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (W2J+a)

558 "She's" probably a man. It starts to get really apparent as they grow old."

No, she just has a female penis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:50 PM (V2Yro)

559 544: I have a colleague who thought Trump actually caused that false civil defense alarm in Hawaii last year. "He has operatives everywhere". I called her delusional and told her if she kept it up I'd have her recommended for disability. We can't have crazy conspiracy theorists on the staff side of the desk in a psych hospital.

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 09:50 PM (U7k5w)

560 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (eadjG)

My experience is that "most people" are, frankly, stupid. Period.

But yeah, trying to get people to say out loud that a billionaire with a supermodel-gorgeous wife and, by all accounts, global businesses that were going concerns actually decided to run for President, and win, because he was Vlad's Bitch does tend to make even the most moronic of sheeple at least pause for a moment.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:51 PM (9fXnJ)

561 No, she just has a female penis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:50 PM (V2Yro)

*please let this be done with before the ONT*

Posted by: Miklos, putting self at risk with GO DUKE! at February 20, 2019 09:51 PM (zCyNd)

562
If that was a put-down, don't bother,

It most certainly was not.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (LL1Be)


Please forgive me, then. I'm tired, dirty, and testy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

563 560: Most people are stupid and want their ideas approved of so they mimic what they see on the TV or hear on the radio.

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (U7k5w)

564 549 How about a law that mandates that no more than 50% of Congress can be lawyers?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (icI8A)

Make a short list of current members of the Senate and HOR who are not lawyers. I'll start...

Patty Murray
AOC

Need I go on?

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (9fXnJ)

565 Ellen Page is like every other liberal SJW before her. Annoying, wrong, without facts and damn proud of it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (pUDQf)

566 Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:51 PM (9fXnJ)

If tax documents were released we'd see that Trump is merely a stupid MILLIONAIRE and not this great Billionaire.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (W2J+a)

567
Please forgive me, then. I'm tired, dirty, and testy.

Absolutely. Night from hell.

And I repeat : What a GREAT wife.
He's a lucky guy.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:53 PM (LL1Be)

568 I guess the lesson from all this is that if you wan to go do unpleasant things to people, set it up so that it looks like a hoax they committed.
Right.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at February 20, 2019 09:53 PM (67XdO)

569 "Need I go on?

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (9fXnJ) "

I don't think it's unreasonable to want both less lawyers and less dullards.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:54 PM (icI8A)

570 549 How about a law that mandates that no more than 50% of Congress can be lawyers?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (icI8A)


How about forbidding lawyers from the Executive and Legislative branches? They would still have the Judicial branch all to themselves. What other profession has an entire branch of government?

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

571 545 Started watching Umbrella Academy.

Hate Ellen Page, and she has aged poorly. She looks like a cross between Juno and RBG.
Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (ZfRYq)

nice show except for Page.
She makes Kirsten Stewart deem talented.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (BJlbN)

572 565 Ellen Page is like every other liberal SJW before her. Annoying, wrong, without facts and damn proud of it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (pUDQf)


Often wrong but never uncertain?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (P96Ys)

573 And I repeat : What a GREAT wife.
He's a lucky guy.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:53 PM (LL1Be)


THIS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (f3oO4)

574 I don't think it's unreasonable to want both less lawyers and less dullards.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:54 PM (icI8A)

Heh - concur. My point was precisely that - it's not that we elect too many lawyers (though we do), it's that we elect far too many demonstrably stupid people.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (9fXnJ)

575 561 No, she just has a female penis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:50 PM (V2Yro)

*please let this be done with before the ONT*
Posted by: Miklos, putting self at risk with GO DUKE! at February 20, 2019 09:51 PM (zCyNd)

Did we decide what to call this new organ? Is it a Shenis?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (kQs4Y)

576 Word, BackwardsBoy. IIRC it's more than just ol' Code Blue that dallied with BS thought experiments and sought inspiration in other countries' constitutions for breathing life into the living, breathing constitution *spit*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (CCON5)

577 If Jussie's hoax resulted in someone getting hurt, would he be culpable?


Cause one MAGA hat dude got a gun stuck in his face shortly after this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (pUDQf)

578 Votermom...

Please use tinyurl!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (wYseH)

579 Hate Ellen Page, and she has aged poorly. She looks like a cross between Juno and RBG.

Give her 10 years, she's Rosie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (oVJmc)

580 ONT

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (kQs4Y)

581 Sorry CBD, I forgot!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (BJlbN)

582 One reason I'd want less lawyers is that I think they're very keen on these 3,000 page abominations they call Bills. A Congress full of doctors instead would write much shorter legislation.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (icI8A)

583 ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions in (March 2018 about the time he was going to get fired) being a Russian spy while Sessions was attorney general. The federalist published that at the time, but was ignored. He was asked about it on his tour and it makes him nervous.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (nRWPy)


Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (ePWRo)

584 A Congress full of doctors would write illegible legislation. Not a bad idea.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (RuIsu)

585 One reason I'd want less lawyers is that I think they're very keen on these 3,000 page abominations they call Bills. A Congress full of doctors instead would write much shorter legislation.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (icI8A)


No Bill should be allowed to have more words than are in the Constitution!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (f3oO4)

586 If that was a put-down, don't bother. I've single handedly taken care of his parents, and am completely devoted to him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I don't think so Jane - no one would suggest you're not the devoted partner that you are...certainly not here anyway. Good luck and keep you're chin up - we men know it's hard work loving and taking care of us!

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (32YRo)

587 I say less dullards and less corrupt, rent seeking, narcissistic, socialist, megalomaniacal assholes. Who's with me?!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (CCON5)

588 ONT!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (NtglE)

589 458 Did the Coast Guard actually issue threats?

Or did he say "What I'd like to do is. . . " like most leftists do when talking about Trump.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (AyNAw)

AFAIK or have seen, no specific threats, just research and desires, coupled with the weapons charges.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (t6MX/)

590 582 One reason I'd want less lawyers is that I think they're very keen on these 3,000 page abominations they call Bills. A Congress full of doctors instead would write much shorter legislation.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (icI8A)


But you wouldn't be able to read their handwriting.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

591 would that rope that smo saw be jailed and placed on suicide watch ?

Posted by: liarspoltergeist at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (FaWaM)

592 Imagine if there'd been a film clip of the fake beating immediately released. The assailants wearing ski masks and red caps. Filmed on a security cam at night, grainy... would have gone viral. Race riots in major cities. Businesses aflame, Caucasian bystanders targeted. Hundreds injured, a dozen or more dead.
Throw every law book there is at this jerk.

Posted by: theCork at February 21, 2019 12:08 AM (8Oehh)

593 592 - I agree. Sort of reminds me of the Benghazi BS

Posted by: liarspoltergeist at February 21, 2019 12:45 AM (FaWaM)

Justice4Jussie Coming Even Faster Now

Videotape of the Nigerian brothers buying the clothesline for the "noose," which they say they were directed to do by Smollett.

Video below.

This probably isn't going to endear him to police any: Smollett previously gave a false name to police at a DUI stop in 2007.

Empire star Jussie Smollett, who seems to have orchestrated a hate hoax in Chicago, has a history of lying to the police. The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office said Smollett lied to police by giving a false name during a 2007 DUI stop.

"The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office said that Smollett gave police a false name during a DUI stop; this more than a decade ago," CNN's Jim Sciutto said on air Wednesday morning.

It's going to be hard for the soyboys to virtue signal that Smolllett doesn't need to be punished because he's already (somehow) been punished enough and has learned his lesson when this is actually his second false police reporting, but I'm sure they'll be on twitter virtue signaling anyway.




UPDATE

Breaking news Charges filed against Justice4Jussie.

Kamala Harris, Spartacus and T-Bone all pretty damn quiet. [Mis. Hum.]

Comments

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1 1st

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (/+bwe)

2 2nd

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (CCON5)

3 Why are these guys even in the country? What exactly do they contribute?

Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (T6t7i)

4 No question he only did this because of President Trump's insensitivity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (f3oO4)

5 "Say, do you carry nooses in this store?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (Mouru)

6 first

Posted by: jamaica at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (0qrHO)

7 Now we have the Video.
Ho. Ho. Ho.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (bZ7mE)

8 Down goes Smollet! Down goes Smollet!

Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (x6XkS)

9


Posted by: Kamela Harris at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (LL1Be)

10 Blood in the water.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (NLLmE)

11 Such a surprise.

Posted by: Miklos, a mere Molnar at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (zCyNd)

12 With the DUI and false name, the letter, and the "assault", that makes THREE cries for help, Ace. How heartless can you be?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (VaN/j)

13 bah

Posted by: jamaica at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (0qrHO)

14 I saw tweeted by the reporter who breaks all the news on this that the brothers just walked into the grand jury room.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (ZfRYq)

15 "The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office said that Smollett gave police a false name during a DUI stop; this more than a decade ago," CNN's Jim Sciutto said on air Wednesday morning.


The plot failed. The DMV had no record of a "Heywood Jablome."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (Mouru)

16 This really a strange thing. It is as if Smollett thought he could pull off a stupid movie type of con and no one would be the wiser!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (/+bwe)

17 I thought Jussie Smollett was a fake name.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

18
Reich-wingers pounce on Trump internet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (LsBY9)

19 "Say, do you carry nooses in this store?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (Mouru)

Say, kin ah buy me a noose license here?

Posted by: J.F. Le Kerry at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (zCyNd)

20 JULIE'S BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPMsaxqiL5Q

Posted by: THE CLASH at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (V0Dnw)

21 Why are these guys even in the country? What exactly do they contribute?

Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (T6t7i)


Born here I think, but still self-proclaimed Nigerians (for diversity)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (f3oO4)

22 Knowing his proclivities, he'll be the belle of the Graybar Hotel Ball...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (CCON5)

23

Keep In Mind: As of right now, Justin Smollet has yet to admit to the hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (qXbKA)

24 I'd of been first but was still having fun on the previous thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (Ssh2k)

25 So...does this get the forced blowjob Lt Governor off the hook?

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (NLLmE)

26 This Charlie DeMar guy has been all over this from the start. Good for him.

And I heard on Chris Plante this morning that the fake name Jussie gave during that DUI stop was the name of his own brother. Ouch.

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (U5tDi)

27 jericho green on youtube has a great take on this case its funny as heck

Posted by: jimmytheclaw chronic insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (WJ/xN)

28 Irrelevant, but: Why is the dude in the green jacket browsing the Nyx cosmetic end cap?

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)

29 I thought Jussie Smollett was a fake name.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

One of many...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (f3oO4)

30 Blood in the water.
Posted by: eleven

Fire in the sky.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (gkstg)

31 "Where do you keep the shotguns?"

Posted by: Guy in a ski mask at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (MfN5O)

32 buh um

uh

Posted by: Kamela Harris at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (LL1Be)

33 So...does this get the forced blowjob Lt Governor off the hook?
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (NLLmE)


So far, yes.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (ZfRYq)

34 BTW, I've come to the conclusion that Bethany Mandel just wanted some guy who was really easy to dominate. And she obviously got one who really likes being dominated. Has since the 3rd grade, when the kindergarten kids kept bullying him.

The only way it makes sense.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (VaN/j)

35 So it begins. Again.

Posted by: so it begins guy at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (K3B2k)

36 Charlie Del Mar is a hard-driving gumshoe, and nothing like his laggard brother Corona.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (Mouru)

37 Well, if Smollett goes to prison, he'll have time towrite a follow up to "Roderick Random". Been waiting for that.

Posted by: Miklos, a bookish sort at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (zCyNd)

38
Let's discuss leniency after Justin Smollet CONFESSES to his crimes and apologizes to us and to the president.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (qXbKA)

39 womp womp

Wait until the federal charges drop for the letter and the powder.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (4ErVI)

40 But.....but, John Wayne!

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (ykq7q)

41 Is there a word for what this de Mar guy does? That dogged pursuit of the truth and evidence to back it up? And then writing it in a public forum for all to see? Like, a name for that profession, or something?

Hmmm....

Newp. Got nothin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (Ct55T)

42 What is the collective term for idiots?

A hollywood of idiots?

A stupid of idiots?

A stelter of idiots?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (PpJSb)

43 Coulda been first. Took too long pinching myself to see if I was dreaming

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (CCON5)

44 This guy has more holes in him than a 1970's key punch operator entering data.

Just go to jail already.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (NoO9J)

45 30
Blood in the water.

Posted by: eleven



Fire in the sky.


Smoke on the water and it also gets in my eyes.

Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (T6t7i)

46 Oh, looks like green jacket dude is shoplifting.

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (786Ro)

47 'Hey - It's that guy from Empire!!' -
said nobody, ever.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (V0Dnw)

48 And I heard on Chris Plante this morning that the fake name Jussie gave during that DUI stop was the name of his own brother. Ouch.
Posted by: bluebell


Who needs enemies when you have a brother that'll set you up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (Y5LDn)

49 Man this Charlie guy is young looking. Good for him for doing the job that other American journalists won't do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (r+sAi)

50 42
What is the collective term for idiots?



A hollywood of idiots?



A stupid of idiots?



A stelter of idiots?


A Booker of boneheads

Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)

51

HE IS GAY AND BLACK FOR GODS SAKE!!!

LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE HAS SUFFERED SLAVERY AND HOMOPHOBIA!!!

IT'S TOO MUCH!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (z8c2c)

52 Trump should pardon Smollett for any federal offenses committed.

One day I shall be recognized for my genius.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (PpJSb)

53 A dense of idiots?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (CCON5)

54 Time for Juicy to go away.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

55 It was the only way to start a dialog about race in this evil, racist country. It's so racist, no White person would wear a MAGA hat, put a noose around my neck, carry a bottle of bleach that almost ruined my designer hoodie, and yell "This is MAGA country!" At 2:00 AM. In 9 degree Fahrenheit weather. In Chicago. Stupid crackers!--Soon to be rectally cavernous Jussie. More so than he already is.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (3sjI6)

56 Seriously, did anyone believe this story from the first reports?

Posted by: JTB at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (bmdz3)

57 THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE MEDIA!

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (VaN/j)

58 Anyone not surprised by these recent developments is a racist homophobe.

- The MSM News (not to be confused with the MSM Commentary)

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (1g7ch)

59 Let's discuss leniency after Justin Smollet CONFESSES to his crimes and apologizes to us and to the president.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (qXbKA)

If he made a very public, very sincere apology, with true remorse and contrition, and if he cut a fat, fat check to Trump personally (or a charity of his choice) and a maximum campaign donation to him for 2020 on top of it... i *might* consider a little bit of forgiveness...

not much. But a little.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (Ct55T)

60 willowed:

340 I think Jussie actually did get hurt by some white guys, but not this year.

he was in Mighty Ducks which we now know was a hunting ground for Hollywood pedobears. "an open secret".
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 05:49 PM (ra7k7)

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (ToRMq)

61 Deja Vue

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (yQpMk)

62 THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE MEDIA!
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (VaN/j)



Yes. The Larger Story is being ignored here. That Larger Story being about Trump and racism and Hitler.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (Mouru)

63 What is the collective term for idiots?

A hollywood of idiots?

A stupid of idiots?

A stelter of idiots?

A Booker of boneheads
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)

The Senate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (Ct55T)

64 42 What is the collective term for idiots?

A hollywood of idiots?

A stupid of idiots?

A stelter of idiots?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (PpJSb)


A Journolist. That's all it takes; says it all.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (VaN/j)

65 Are we seizing or pouncing? I lost track.

Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (talIc)

66 What is the collective term for idiots?

A hollywood of idiots?

A stupid of idiots?

A stelter of idiots?

A Booker of boneheads
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)

The Senate.

The Democrat Party.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (/tuJf)

67 JTB: I thought it was rough trade and a coverup, not a deliberate hoax. apparently that makes me more trusting than I should have been

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (ToRMq)

68 Maybe the man-children pretending to be journalists can interrupt their Wing sauce Twitter flirting and actually do some reporting for a change?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (/UEI7)

69 Are we seizing or pouncing? I lost track.

--

we are adopting a narrative that tends to support rightwing talking points.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (9AcAx)

70 Isn't the real story how we continue to POUNCE on this story?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (Izzlo)

71 63 What is the collective term for idiots?

A hollywood of idiots?

A stupid of idiots?

A stelter of idiots?

A Booker of boneheads
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)

The Senate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

-----------------------

heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)

72 Time for Juicy to go away.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

-------------------------

This. Can't wait for the day that he is out of the news cycle.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (u22rx)

73
Who needs enemies when you have a brother that'll set you up.

Posted by: rickb223


"I know it was you Jussie. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (LsBY9)

74 Are we seizing or pouncing? I lost track.

WE POUNCE.

Seizers are unclean.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (PpJSb)

75 Are we seizing or pouncing? I lost track.
Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (talIc)


Prancing.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (t+qrx)

76 Are we seizing or pouncing? I lost track.





Posted by: LURCH
-----
It's Wednesday - we're pouncing.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (Y4EXg)

77 Next comes the lecture to all of us rubes about how this was all OUR fault.

Blow me.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (uDcBt)

78 This is MY truth...and I have now chosen to live my life as a gay man...I mean....SCRIPT!!!

Posted by: Jussie Molnar at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (zCyNd)

79 A bandwagon of Bufoons.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (NoO9J)

80 Smollett is a victim of his own virile racism and his own utter stupidity. Empire is going to need a script that kills off his character.

Posted by: Cosda at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (m4uqV)

81 Jussie Smollett is going to find out what getting "Stalin-ed" feels like. He embarrassed the "#Resistance" and is a detriment to "Progress". Hence, he will be 'disappeared'. Not killed (probably) but erased. Never spoken about. Just,,gone.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (20X6f)

82 "Where do you keep the shotguns?"



Just what you see, pal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

83 Are we seizing or pouncing? I lost track.

Posted by: LURCH

I would like advanced notice when the left is going to step on its dick, I need to stretch if I'm gonna pounce/seize.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (gkstg)

84 TGP has CWB tweet saying that they are confident of federal charges for Jussie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (t6MX/)

85 WE POUNCE.

Seizers are unclean.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



Splitter!!!

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (NLLmE)

86 *Ponces*

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (V0Dnw)

87 Isn't the real story how we continue to POUNCE on this story?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (Izzlo)

To be fair, some of us are seizing on this story!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (f3oO4)

88 I don't really like Jussie, but I feel sorry for him, knowing what the Leftie machine combining with the Righty machine are going to do to him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)

89 Ghey, ghey, and ghey.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (BKTpn)

90 56 Seriously, did anyone believe this story from the first reports?
Posted by: JTB at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (bmdz3)


All decent people believed every word, and still think the story likely. Which are you, racissss or homophobe?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (VaN/j)

91 "fake name Jussie gave during that DUI stop was the name of his own brother"

What a coincidence. the fake name Ilhan Omar gave as her husband was HER own brother.

I guess she likes her brother more than Jussie likes his.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (ToRMq)

92 I would have beat you off for free Jussie!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (SkuXa)

93 Caucus of idiots.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (t6MX/)

94 Seizers are unclean.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (PpJSb)

On the contrary.

Hail Seizers!

Posted by: Miklosius of the IX Legion at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (zCyNd)

95 "Where do you keep the shotguns?" 
Just what you see, pal.



Da Uzi 9 millimeter...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (CCON5)

96 42 What is the collective term for idiots?

A hollywood of idiots?

A stupid of idiots?

A stelter of idiots?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (PpJSb)

A twitter of idiots

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (Izzlo)

97 Jussie tossed salad.

Posted by: Jussie Tossed Salad at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (hjaPQ)

98 Smollett is a victim of his own virile racism


"Virile" is a term that has never been in the same room as Jussie Smollett.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (Mouru)

99 smollett of sleazebags

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (d7Ww2)

100 I guess we're supposed to be impressed he called so many places on his cell phone.

What courage. What perseverance in the face of an implacable foe! There really should be an award for journalists when they go above and beyond the call of duty to get that story.

We could call it the Cuckshed Medal of Honor.

Criminals have a fairly persistent trait. They will keep breaking the law until they get to be about 50 or so or are permanently incarcerated or dead.

Breaking the law will be their go to plan when things get tough and they wind up in a corner or whenever they feel like they are.

There are relatively few criminals but they do a lot of repeat business. Whole families and generations have been proven to be the architects of a crime wave lasting for years.

Which is why incarceration works on the crime rate. Lock em up and they no longer can attack the innocent. They can only attack each other inside.

A Leopard can't change their spots.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (z96ye)

101 Journalists doing journalism? Crazy talk.

The standards for true journalism have fallen so far, that Charlie Del Mar will be one of the very few actually worthy of a Pulitzer this year.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (TnaCl)

102
I don't think this will help his career.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (LsBY9)

103 #HasJussieLandedYet

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (dNzKv)

104 87 Isn't the real story how we continue to POUNCE on this story?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (Izzlo)

To be fair, some of us are seizing on this story!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (f3oO4)


As for me, I'm overplaying it.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (VaN/j)

105 Martha McCallum grilling Nick Sandman's lawyer. Bitch.


All these media assholes are TERRIFIED of what the Covington Catholic could mean to their collective rice bowls.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (LL1Be)

106 Pretty sure Rear Adm Billi Krstol is looking for 'talent' to book on his next cruise. Might be Jussie's last chance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (PkIg+)

107 Tonight we pounce.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (Mouru)

108 Another one of Cock Curious's imaginary sons?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (y7DUB)

109 72
This. Can't wait for the day that he is out of the news cycle.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (u22rx)


That only means that it will be replaced by something stupider.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

110 If the noose doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (dNzKv)

111 >>A Leopard can't change their spots.


Have you tried bleach?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (V0Dnw)

112 Stupid is as Stupid does.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (NoO9J)

113 I'm sure this unfortunate incident had nothing to do with the somewhat concurrent introduction of anti-lynching legislation in the Senate by certain Senators that happen to be candidates for President in 2020.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (w7KSn)

114 Clarence Thomas is fired up about kicking Sullivan in the nuts (as
ATC mentioned yesterday) and "opening up the libel laws" (PDT) but Kavanaugh and Gorsuch thumbs are still
firmly tucked in their respective rectums.

Remind me why these two chuckleheads are worth defending again?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (LL1Be)

115 Jussie Smollett is going to find out what getting "Stalin-ed" feels like. ...
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (20X6f)


"Jussie", who dat?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (f3oO4)

116 nah, Capn Bill already has a gimp.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (ToRMq)

117 I don't really like Jussie, but I feel sorry for him, knowing what the Leftie machine combining with the Righty machine are going to do to him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)

Stupid should hurt.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (2shuf)

118 I still don't think he will go to jail in Chicago. My bet is on the federal crime.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (0OmEj)

119 I don't really like Jussie, but I feel sorry for him, knowing what the Leftie machine combining with the Righty machine are going to do to him.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)


He had every opportunity not to pay Nigerians to fake a hilariously transparent attention stunt and blame it on me. It would have been a hell of a lot easier than what he did. No sympathy.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (t+qrx)

120 91
"fake name Jussie gave during that DUI stop was the name of his own brother"



What a coincidence. the fake name Ilhan Omar gave as her husband was HER own brother.



I guess she likes her brother more than Jussie likes his.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo

A typical bigoted Trumpster! My brother is a tender lover and I am proud to be called his wife.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (20X6f)

121 No kiddin'? The lowlife pussy who tossed his friends under the bus tried to blame them for a legitimate attack on him, also tried to frame his own fuckin' brother for a DUI

Wow.

Everytime I think he couldn't be more of a piece of shit, he proves me wrong.

I don't think he'll do time - #Resistance and all. But it would be nice if on a dark night at 2am, those two totally ripped Nigerians tune up on him, but good.

Doubt the CPD will be jumping right on that case.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (eadjG)

122 His mama must be so proud of little jizzy.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (zLDYs)

123 he was in Mighty Ducks which we now know was a hunting ground for Hollywood pedobears. "an open secret".

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 05:49 PM (ra7k7)

Start talking.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (t6MX/)

124 We have not yet begun to POUNCE.

Damn the cucks full pounce ahead!

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (z96ye)

125 His heart was in the right place.

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill "Cucky" Kristol at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (Mouru)

126 This just in: surveillance video of Trump giving the Nigerians money for the noose.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (dNzKv)

127 This. Can't wait for the day that he is out of the news cycle.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (u22rx)

That only means that it will be replaced by something stupider.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

------------------------------

Agreed, but at least it will be something new and different to beat to death.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (u22rx)

128 Seizing like an epileptic on meth!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

129 he needs to go down.

the faster the better.

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (nUGtg)

130 Criminals have a fairly persistent trait. They will keep breaking the law until they get to be about 50 or so or are permanently incarcerated or dead.

Breaking the law will be their go to plan when things get tough and they wind up in a corner or whenever they feel like they are.

There are relatively few criminals but they do a lot of repeat business. Whole families and generations have been proven to be the architects of a crime wave lasting for years.

Which is why incarceration works on the crime rate. Lock em up and they no longer can attack the innocent. They can only attack each other inside.

A Leopard can't change their spots.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (z96ye)


My cousin was in and out of jail for years. The last time, I joked to dad that he'd be arrested Christmas Eve stealing presents. I was wrong.

It was New Years' Eve.

Apparently he was upset by the fact that he couldn't afford any presents for his son (who lives with my aunt because the kid's mom is a criminal addict) and decided that the answer was to burgle houses.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (SgjGX)

131 Martha McCallum grilling Nick Sandman's lawyer


Don't think so. She could make him a grilled cheese sammich, though.

Posted by: Miklos, betting on the lawyer guy at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (zCyNd)

132 This illustrates the problem with liberalism.
If Jussie was smart, he would have planned this better, probably gotten away with it.
But Jussie is a liberal, and liberals don't have to think or plan. Their feelz are all they need.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (l9m7l)

133 In Chicago. Stupid crackers!--Soon to be rectally cavernous Jussie. More so than he already is.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (3sjI6)


His Nigerian 'Trainers' have him prepped for anything they can throw at him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (1g7ch)

134 "Empire" will fakeslain the whole thing into being my fault. Keep him on, give him a raise, pay for his transurgery...

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (RuIsu)

135 The *real* question is... how are they gonna write him off the show?

Murdered by denizens of MAGA-country?

Jailed for a "false" conviction on fraud charges?

They just gonna pull a York/Sargent dick move?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (Ct55T)

136 This is interesting too.


Mollie @MZHemingway

Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.


McCabe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (OKeCc)

137 I'm sure this unfortunate incident had nothing to do with the somewhat concurrent introduction of anti-lynching legislation in the Senate by certain Senators that happen to be candidates for President in 2020.

As someone asked the other night, "Is randomly hanging people legal or something?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (PpJSb)

138 I thought you were just supposed to give Nigerians your bank account info... you know so they can transfer those millions out of their country.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (dNzKv)

139 115
Jussie Smollett is going to find out what getting "Stalin-ed" feels like. ...

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (20X6f)



"Jussie", who dat?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


That, believe or not, is what the silly stupid poofter's name is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (20X6f)

140 If only Jussie knew!

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (786Ro)

141 I thought you were just supposed to give Nigerians your bank account info... you know so they can transfer those millions out of their country.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (dNzKv)
---------

Jussie couldn't even get that right.

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (U5tDi)

142 No more big dance numbers for Jussie.

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (Mouru)

143 Oops! It's getting more and more difficult each day to have any sympathy for this guy and his supporters. Oh FFS; who am I trying to kid? I hope he gets the book tossed at him, then rolls over on his political puppeteerssupporters.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (iAhR6)

144
My favorite part was this ruined what little credibility that guy Robin Roberts had left.

In the interview Justin said he was a hero -- he said, "I punched his ass right back!"

I fought back, said Justin. I'm a gay black hero, said Justin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (qXbKA)

145 Y'all lying! I just asked the brothers to get me some Skittles!

Posted by: Jussie, life being turned around at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (zCyNd)

146

The sales clerk watching these two guys buy ski masks.

Ace is the Place!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (OKeCc)

147
This just in: surveillance video of Trump giving the Nigerians money for the noose.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


There's no evidence that this isn't true. Impeach!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (LsBY9)

148 Remind me why these two chuckleheads are worth defending again?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (LL1Be)


My conclusion is that almost every lawyer that has ever practiced near Washington DC or held a Federal judgeship is Establishment to the core!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (f3oO4)

149 Are we seizing or pouncing? I lost track.
Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (talIc)

Ummmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (Z+IKu)

150 oh, Jussie' going down all right.

Posted by: Adolph von Scheissblaster, Block D at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (ToRMq)

151 Do Nigerians living in the us get emails from Nigerian princes?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (dNzKv)

152 >>>I don't really like Jussie, but I feel sorry for him, knowing what the Leftie machine combining with the Righty machine are going to do to him.

oh please. really?

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (nUGtg)

153 We pounce on the embattled and seize on the unprecedented.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (CCON5)

154 Oddly,

We can thank "Cum Dumpster" Kamala and that dumpster guy for this having anything other than local coverage.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (1g7ch)

155 I fought back, said Justin. I'm a gay black hero, said Justin.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (qXbKA)



You've seen West Side Story, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (Mouru)

156 artisanal'ette, newsletter please 'cause you are doing the work others won't do

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (NoO9J)

157 McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent.

Of all the stupid shit we have seen over the past three years, THAT ONE tops them all. It's like asking if Nick Saban is an Auburn mole.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (PpJSb)

158 Springtime for MAGA and CPD
Winter for Smollett's crude hoax

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

159 That, believe or not, is what the silly stupid poofter's name is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (20X6f)

NO POOFTERS

Posted by: Univ. of Wallamaloo at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (zCyNd)

160 136: Let's not forget that St Roddy was in on exonerating Hillary in Whitewater, travelgate and filegate. I'm sure he was down with any attack on Trump and hamstringing DOJ

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (U7k5w)

161 Wedneday is tribalism day. Pouncing and seizing are optional.

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (786Ro)

162 That's one crafty beaver!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Evws/)

163 What is the collective term for idiots?

***

Fools come in Ships. You'd think idiots would be in Villages but that's more solitary.

Posted by: Guy in a ski mask at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (MfN5O)

164
Mollie @MZHemingway

Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.

McCabe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette



March 2018, eh?
He was fired not too long after that. Maybe this is why.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (qXbKA)

165 88 I don't really like Jussie, but I feel sorry for him, knowing what the Leftie machine combining with the Righty machine are going to do to him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)


No, no, no!!!!!

Jessie did this with malice aforethought, and he was more than happy to accuse whites, heterosexuals, and Trump supporters of the very thing that he PAID other people to do.

He gets absolutely NO sympathy from me.

None.

I'm done being nice and giving the benefit of the doubt to these people.

These are the rules they wanted, and they aren't going to like the backlash.

Tough.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (uDcBt)

166 McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent.

Hillary snapped his 700k leash.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:15 PM (LL1Be)

167 Empire will write Jussie out of the show by having him lynched by white supremacists wearing red hats.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:15 PM (dNzKv)

168 Anyone know if the junior Senator from California has deleted her "modern day lynching" tweet yet?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:15 PM (PpJSb)

169 The great thing is that the MFM absolutely will learn nothing. (That's what they do, learn nothing.)

On the contrary, they are guaranteed to double down and pull another absurdity like this. And another.

This spring is going to be fun.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:15 PM (VaN/j)

170 They just gonna pull a York/Sargent dick move?


A soap opera coma for 3 years or 'The role of Jamal Lyon will now be played by Donald Glover' thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

171 Here's an article from the Washington Examiner where they say Jussie gave his brother's name (Jake) when stopped for that DUI.

https://tinyurl.com/y3hwgce3

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (U5tDi)

172
At least his name isn't Antywan or La'ontrale.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (LsBY9)

173 Can Trump supporters have a class-action for defamation?

Posted by: Probably not at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (zCyNd)

174 Willowed!

On Superbowl Sunday, Mrs. Wrecks bought a HUGE pizza from Bravo Pizza. (I don't know if that's a national chain or not.) 36" diameter. Over seven square feet of pizza!

-
What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

-
Cut the pizza into 18 slices by making nine cuts 20 degrees apart. Then everybody gets two slices.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (+y/Ru)

175 No, no, no!!!!!

Jessie did this with malice aforethought, and he was more than happy to accuse whites, heterosexuals, and Trump supporters of the very thing that he PAID other people to do.

He gets absolutely NO sympathy from me.

None.

I'm done being nice and giving the benefit of the doubt to these people.

These are the rules they wanted, and they aren't going to like the backlash.

Tough.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (uDcBt)

I feel exactly the same about ol' Jussie as I do about those poor, pitiful ISIS brides that realize they made a "terrible mistake" and want to be let back in to their own countries.

In other words - tough shit.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (2shuf)

176 Chicago grand jury has just let out. They weren't kidding that things would be happening within hours.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (NtglE)

177 144


My favorite part was this ruined what little credibility that guy Robin Roberts had left.


Oh, she'll be fine. She'll just come out as gay. She does that about every 10 years.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (20X6f)

178 The funniest thing: let's say American justice beats my expectations, and this little fucker actually gets locked up...

Besides being a snitch who tried to frame his homies, this guy just pissed off every black person in America.

Including the ones in jail. The ones who generally protect a brotha on the inside from the Aryan Brotherhood, who are are always game to beat, rape, and kill black prisoners.

So, in the end, he may actually be attacked by a racist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (eadjG)

179 159 That, believe or not, is what the silly stupid poofter's name is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (20X6f)

NO POOFTERS
Posted by: Univ. of Wallamaloo at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (zCyNd)

Thus ends the reading of the rules. Bruce!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

180 136 This is interesting too.


Mollie @MZHemingway

Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.

McCabe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (OKeCc)


I really wish there were some single place that would give EVERYTHING Mollie says and writes, like the way Steyn makes himself easy to follow. Have to search all over.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (VaN/j)

181 The Devil made me do it!!

Posted by: Juicy Wilson at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (MI74Q)

182

Tough to read, can't watch Crowder's new video at an abortion clinic. Woman, 8 months pregnant ...

the baby is perfectly healthy

A nurse then enters to question Patient X about how much money she has with her.

"How much did you bring with you?" she asks.

Patient X replies, "What?"

"Money-wise," the nurse responds in a sharp tone. "How much did you bring with you?"

When it is understood that the woman has no money with her, the irritated nurse complains out loud, "So, you have zero dollars."

Patient X leaves Mariel, apparently heading toward where the abortion will potentially be performed. It's unclear if Patient X goes through with the procedure.

Mariel can be heard praying for Patient X to change her mind and save the innocent unborn in her womb when she leaves the clinic.


murder

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (OKeCc)

183 La'ontrale.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (LsBY9)

La'ontrale.

Because I'm worth it.

Posted by: Miklos, but was better with Catherine Deneuve at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (zCyNd)

184 >>Mollie @MZHemingway

Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.

>>McCabe

Funny that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (/tuJf)

185 Someone willing to give me a thumbnail sketch of what Empire is all about? And the time period it's supposed to be set in?

I don't watch TV and I'm sure not interested in what I think this Empire show is all about. Sounds a bit to Glee like.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (z96ye)

186 I wonder what flagrant hoax will happen next.
You know there will another one.
Perhaps even better executed.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (w7KSn)

187
Oh, she'll be fine. She'll just come out as gay. She does that about every 10 years.


She?

That's a woman?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (qXbKA)

188 So is Jussie still scheduled to perform his musical version of 'Don't cry for me Chicago?'

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (PkIg+)

189
What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

The pizza is free but the protractor costs $49.99.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (LsBY9)

190 Shoot
You know it's probably a family of idiots.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (MfN5O)

191 Martha agrees with this radio show asshole that the "record" shows that journalists "contextualized" the Jussie Smollette case by using " allegedly ".

This is directly in contradiction to the FOX report yesterday that stated explicitly that the media did NOT use the word "allegedly".

Enter the Google Memory Hole Machine.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (LL1Be)

192 Oops! It's getting more and more difficult each day to have any sympathy for this guy and his supporters. Oh FFS; who am I trying to kid? I hope he gets the book tossed at him, then rolls over on his political puppeteerssupporters.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (iAhR6)

They're already all dead to me.

In fact, every Democrat in this country with a very few exceptions is dead to me.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (GOEtc)

193 Will a jury in Chicago convict him? That's the question.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 07:19 PM (0OmEj)

194 Cut the pizza into 18 slices by making nine cuts 20 degrees apart. Then everybody gets two slices.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (+y/Ru)

Used to work with a guy on night shift who would order a large pizza and have the pizza place not cut it at all. When he got it, he'd roll it up and eat it like a burrito.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 20, 2019 07:19 PM (2shuf)

195 I want someone to ask Seth Mandel if he agrees that Tramadol Man Christopher Hassan, arrested today in Maryland, was really just "crying out for help", and that it would really be pointless to add to his suffering by jailing him now. C'mon, Seth, speak out for Justice!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:19 PM (V2Yro)

196 Empire is all about making a shit ton of money producing shitty "music".

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:20 PM (w7KSn)

197
His name is Justin.

I'm done with all this jussie shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:20 PM (qXbKA)

198 Last night on WWE Smackdown Live, during a promo Big E of the New Day made an "Empire" reference. I really think he was referring to this hate crime hoaxer.

It happens about 45 seconds into the video clip.

https://youtu.be/semmL9yYP5c

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2019 07:20 PM (WaxcS)

199 It's going to be hard for the soyboys to virtue signal that Smollett doesn't need to be punished because he's already (somehow) been punished enough

If they all claim it at once, they'll cite each other as proof that they're right. What are we on, Jorno-list 3.0?

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:20 PM (98WNR)

200 Martha Maccallum is the same woman who asked a Jew what Jesus would think of her draw muhammad contest.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (SkuXa)

201 Used to work with a guy on night shift who would order a large pizza and have the pizza place not cut it at all. When he got it, he'd roll it up and eat it like a burrito.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 20, 2019 07:19 PM



Not all heroes wear capes.

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (786Ro)

202 Poor Juicy.

All is not lost, however. While in the joint, he can run for Governor of Virginny.

Vote Juicy In to Get Him Out!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)

203 "'The role of Jamal Lyon will now be played by Donald Glover' thing."

they did that in the Dune mini. distracting.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (ToRMq)

204 Visited more stores than I wish to admit.

? Why would a reporter have any wish?

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (98WNR)

205 I'm done with all this jussie shit.

And is it Smollett, SmoLETT, SmoLAY?? Inquiring minds...

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (dUJdY)

206 Where was the connection with Kamela and her lynching law documented?


Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (LL1Be)

207
What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths? "

You cut it into thirds, and then cut each one of those into thirds. you do it by eye. Anybody who bitches gets the smallest piece automatically.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (V2Yro)

208


I just hope he rolls on whatever idiot got him to do this.

It had to have been a setup like that load Al Sharpton with Tawaner Brawley.

And even after, with Morton Downey Jr scrawling a swastika on his forehead.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (z8c2c)

209 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (eadjG)

Trust me. With few exceptions, the Aryan Brotherhood is not being all that aggressive in any penal institution. More like preventative action. They are usually outnumbered so they aim at being too much trouble to deal with. And they do have a few connections with the CO's.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (z96ye)

210 Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent

-
No Way Out

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

211 While in the joint, he can run for Governor of Virginny.

Vote Juicy In to Get Him Out!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)
---------

No thanks. We have enough problems as it is. He can run for governor of Illinois. They all end up in jail anyway. He'll just be cutting out a step.

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (U5tDi)

212
We're calling this man jussie like he's our 6 yr old son.

His name is Justin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (qXbKA)

213 I think the international community overreacted to Pol Pot's obvious cry for help by giving him house arrest for life. C'mon people, where's you hearts?

Posted by: Seth Mandel at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (gkstg)

214 It's going to be hard for the soyboys to virtue signal that Smollett doesn't need to be punished because he's already (somehow) been punished enough

The real problem is that he will ENJOY prison. Hell, when he takes a dump, it's probably shaped like a pecker.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (VaN/j)

215 Mollie @MZHemingway

Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.

McCabe



Then McCabe was fired. And the MSM/deep state/left response will be that Sessions firing McCabe was Obstruction, trying to stop McCabe from digging into Sessions RUSSIAN TIES!!1!!!

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (786Ro)

216 https://www.congress.gov/
bill/116th-congress/senate-bill/488/text

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (w7KSn)

217 Went to refresh my popcorn, so someone catch me up:
I thought these guys are actually American. There was a quote from them saying they were born and raised in Chicago. I come back in the room, and their Nigerian again?? Dammit, who took my beer? Nobody do or say anything until I get back...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (5WpEK)

218 His name is Justin.

I'm done with all this jussie shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:20 PM (qXbKA)

I think you misspelled Justine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:24 PM (f3oO4)

219 His name is Justin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (qXbKA)

How about asshat or shit for brains loser?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:24 PM (t6MX/)

220 These things bother me.

Cut any pizza into any number of slices by using measuring stick to find edges of each slice per ...

Distance = SIN(180/S)2P ... in degrees

S = Number of slices
P = Diameter of pie

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (H6QNN)

221 144
My favorite part was this ruined what little credibility that guy Robin Roberts had left.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (qXbKA)


Will he be stripped of his Hall of Fame membership?

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

222 Sess SHUNz ????
Rush SHUNz ????


CONNECT THE DOTS, PEOPLE

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (LL1Be)

223 LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

Posted by: Seth Mandel, shrieking from his cuckshed at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (H5knJ)

224 218 His name is Justin.


soon to be Bustin

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (RZ6R1)

225
And the farkin Nigerians are Americans.

They're more American than obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (qXbKA)

226 Used to work with a guy on night shift who would order a large pizza and have the pizza place not cut it at all. When he got it, he'd roll it up and eat it like a burrito.

-
Dude, that's cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

227 Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (H6QNN)

NO MAFFS ON THE BLOG!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (f3oO4)

228 And is it Smollett, SmoLETT, SmoLAY?? Inquiring minds...
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM
~~~~~

SmoLETT

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (NtglE)

229 220
These things bother me.



Cut any pizza into any number of slices by using measuring stick to find edges of each slice per ...



Distance = SIN(180/S)2P ... in degrees



S = Number of slices

P = Diameter of pie

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (H6QNN)

Look at the Dr. of Pizzology here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (t6MX/)

230 bluebell bringing clarity with a shiv like precision.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (NoO9J)

231 I thought pizza pie are squared??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (Evws/)

232 Keep thinking the cops will do a damn thing to this dude. The United States DOES NOT RECOGNIZE the rule of law. AT MOST, the cops will slap him really hard across the wrists and say to him "don't ever do that again". (Then, Mr. Smollett will whine the cops are racists, the cops will whine their favorite whine of "NOBODY LIKES MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and...rinse, lather, repeat...)

If ANYTHING happens to Mr. Smollett of consequence, I will be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (v/CZU)

233 Juicy J - gonna be going away - Helped Booker and Harris - now he won't see Paris - gotta break rocks for 3 years and a day.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)

234 that Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent

Those are called sleeper agents.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (98WNR)

235 Well, the Jussie news cycle was fun while it lasted but this White Nationalist Coast Guard guy who was plotting to kill Dems and members of the news media is about to suck all the energy out of the room

Posted by: King Ghidorah at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (AQZqG)

236 How about asshat or shit for brains loser?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:24 PM (t6MX/)


That could be anyone on the left, including all of the Dems who have declared their candidacy for POTUS.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (Mouru)

237 Hmm. Jussie rhymes with hussy, fussy, and mussy. But not wussy. Or pussy.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (CCON5)

238 Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent

-
No Way Out
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

I have been thinking this about McCabe for some time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (PpJSb)

239 Jussie
His face black, Their hats red.

Posted by: Tamarian for Bullshit at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (MfN5O)

240 Wow, and when I buy a goodly length of sturdy rope, a tarp, some lime, and a shovel, the cops are banging at my door.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (kQs4Y)

241 that Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent

Those are called sleeper agents.
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (98WNR)


LOL

Explains a lot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (Mouru)

242 234
that Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent



Those are called sleeper agents.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (98WNR)

golf clap

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (8iiMU)

243
btw, if you haven't watched this vid, you need to watch it:

The True Story Of What Happened to Justin Smollet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Oh6kUHmzM

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (qXbKA)

244 And is it Smollett, SmoLETT, SmoLAY?? Inquiring minds...
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM
~~~~~

SmoLETT
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (



U. of Pittsburgh: Tony DORsett
Dallas Cowboys: Tony DorSETT

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

245 Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (w7KSn)

I keep hearing about this anti-lynching thing.... is it really not already illegal to hang someone?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 07:28 PM (2fwWU)

246 that Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent

Those are called sleeper agents.
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (98WNR)



lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:28 PM (OKeCc)

247 These things bother me.



Cut any pizza into any number of slices by using measuring stick to find edges of each slice per ...



Distance = SIN(180/S)2P ... in degrees



S = Number of slices

P = Diameter of pie

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (H6QNN)

Look at the Dr. of Pizzology here.
Posted by: flounder


Made in a circle, cut in triangles, delivered in a square box

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (Y5LDn)

248 Couldn't happen to a nicer asshole.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (miE9U)

249 U. of Pittsburgh: Tony DORsett

That's shark fin, duh!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (dUJdY)

250 >>>If Jussie was smart, he would have planned this better, probably gotten away with it.

Is kind of chilling to really think how, with a few smarter steps in the plan, it would be impossible to prove this was a hoax. And we would all pay for it legislatively.

They will be craftier next time. But for now I just shake my head and bless his little racist heart.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (TnaCl)

251 Tammy, everything old is new again.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (NoO9J)

252 21
Born here I think, but still self-proclaimed Nigerians (for diversity)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (f3oO4)
----------------------------------
I don't know if they are self-proclaimed Nigerians or not.

I do know that the media calls them that --- something that the Left used to tell us was Extremely Wicked.
To call a Chinese-American "Chinese," for example, would be to imply we don't think s/he is really an American.

Now it's changed, I think, since the Left has dropped any pretense of caring about "American."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (Rxduq)

253 Keep thinking the cops will do a damn thing to this dude. The United States DOES NOT RECOGNIZE the rule of law. AT MOST, the cops will slap him really hard across the wrists and say to him "don't ever do that again". (Then, Mr. Smollett will whine the cops are racists, the cops will whine their favorite whine of "NOBODY LIKES MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and...rinse, lather, repeat...)

If ANYTHING happens to Mr. Smollett of consequence, I will be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (v/CZU)


Prediction: Plea deal, misdemeanor, no jail time.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (gttv9)

254 Wow, and when I buy a goodly length of sturdy rope, a tarp, some lime, and a shovel, the cops are banging at my door. 

Posted by: All Hail Eris

Just give your brother's name. Works for DUIs.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (CCON5)

255 that Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent

Those are called sleeper agents.




*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (yQpMk)

256
And Tim Pool sucks, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (qXbKA)

257 "is it really not already illegal to hang someone?!"

Apparently there must have been a loophole or something because the bill was introduced and passed unanimously.
Link posted upthread a bit, get rid of the line break.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (w7KSn)

258 136 This is interesting too.


Mollie @MZHemingway

Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.

McCabe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (OKeCc)
__________________________________

Motivation for Sessions to recuse himself. They needed something to push him into that decision. A man with integrity would have told them..."Go ahead, I'm not recusing myself...and I'm going to go public with your extortion...and btw, your fucking fired."

Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (C3iMC)

259 245 well the Democrats make it out to be President Trump nullified anti-lynching laws so they need to be remade now.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (/rm4P)

260 Really, isn't Jack the Ripper the real victim? His cry for help fell on deaf ears.

Posted by: Seth Mandel at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (gkstg)

261 The Devil made me do it!!
Posted by: Juicy Wilson

Shut up, Flip! Your Geraldine character was homophobic. Or transphobic. Or something.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (+y/Ru)

262 This thing was a campaign stunt and Smollett was left holding the bag.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (w7KSn)

263 248. Phrasing!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (CCON5)

264
Is kind of chilling to really think how, with a few smarter steps in the plan, it would be impossible to prove this was a hoax. And we would all pay for it legislatively.


Someone ratted them out. There's no way the police figured this out. They were tipped.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (qXbKA)

265 Mollie @MZHemingway

Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.

McCabe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (OKeCc)

WTF? McCabe needs to go to jail.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (G6bpH)

266 Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent

Those are called sleeper agents.

-
This wins the internet for today!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)

267 Someone ratted them out. There's no way the police figured this out. They were tipped.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (qXbKA)


No way. I don't think they bought it for a second.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (t+qrx)

268 You cut it into thirds, and then cut each one of
those into thirds. you do it by eye. Anybody who bitches gets the
smallest piece automatically.
Posted by: Tom Servo
----
Word. I am one of eight kids. Whoever cut the cake, pie, brownies, whatever - got last choice. I swear we damn near used micrometers.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (Y4EXg)

269 "This attack on my credibility is one part of a larger effort not just to slander me personally, but to taint the FBI, law enforcement, and intelligence professionals more generally," McCabe said. "It is part of this Administration's ongoing war on the FBI and the efforts of the Special Counsel investigation, which continue to this day."

-- McCabe, after Sessions fired his lying ass

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (786Ro)

270 212
We're calling this man jussie like he's our 6 yr old son.
His name is Justin.




he's a man. he has a beard.

Posted by: x at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (nFwvY)

271 206 Where was the connection with Kamela and her lynching law documented? "

in my ass.

but not in a gay way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)

272 Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (NoO9J)

Maybe they were just going to get it in the news long enough to get their constituents riled up; they'll need every vote, even with the cheating.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (2fwWU)

273 he's a man. he has a beard.
Posted by: x at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (nFwvY)



But she hasn't been implicated.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (Mouru)

274 Is kind of chilling to really think how, with a
few smarter steps in the plan, it would be impossible to prove this was a
hoax. And we would all pay for it legislatively.





Someone ratted them out. There's no way the police figured this out. They were tipped.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (qXbKA)

Hitler took Poland on a hoax. What's chilling is that the left seems to think this is a useful playbook.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (t6MX/)

275 About 85% of police work is tips. Most crimes are self evident; body, perp with knife standing over it. The ones that aren't are usually solved by a snitch looking to get even, get over or get out from under.

It's only a small number that they have to actually do some investigating.

And that's an internet stat. But it's still true. Morally.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (z96ye)

276 he's a man. he has a beard.
Posted by: x

What's her name?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (gkstg)

277 264
Is kind of chilling to really think how, with a few smarter steps in the plan, it would be impossible to prove this was a hoax. And we would all pay for it legislatively.


Someone ratted them out. There's no way the police figured this out. They were tipped.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (qXbKA)


This is Chicago. One of the bluest of blue socialist SJW shit holes. The CPD had to be dragged kicking and screaming to investigate this for fear of becoming the next Ferguson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

278 231 I thought pizza pie are squared??
Posted by: andycanuck

Posted by: Sir whatever at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (LOq4H)

279 Someone willing to give me a thumbnail sketch of what Empire is all about? And the time period it's supposed to be set in?

I don't watch TV and I'm sure not interested in what I think this Empire show is all about. Sounds a bit to Glee like.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (z96ye)

Some show designed to make a certain group feel good about themselves. Kinda like Black Panther.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (GOEtc)

280 278 231 I thought pizza pie are squared??
Posted by: andycanuck
Posted by: Sir whatever at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (LOq4H)


Sicilian slice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

281 We're having cake tonight but it will be cut into ten pieces so you might want to eat first. Dickensian

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (NoO9J)

282 that Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent

Those are called sleeper agents.



"And miles to go before I sleep"

Posted by: Miklosfon at February 20, 2019 07:35 PM (zCyNd)

283 231 I thought pizza pie are squared??
Posted by: andycanuck

It's pizza pi. Not pizza L squared.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2019 07:35 PM (LOq4H)

284 Missed beard joke by ** that much.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:35 PM (gkstg)

285
Now I'm reading that he's the author of the hate-crime letter containing aspirin powder.

Gays? Attention-seeking narcissists? Any connection there?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (LsBY9)

286

Someone willing to give me a thumbnail sketch of what Empire is all about?

I think it's about a carpet store.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (aKsyK)

287 A man with integrity would have told them..."Go ahead, I'm not recusing myself...and I'm going to go public with your extortion...and btw, your fucking fired."

Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (C3iMC)

Exactly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (f3oO4)

288 It is Senate bill 488 of the current congress.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (w7KSn)

289 Look at the Dr. of Pizzology here.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (t6MX/)


The thing is ... that's the math for inscibing a polygon inside a circle. Imagine it. Imagine exactly a circle that you are trying to segment into slices.

As the number of slices get bigger, the length of that straight line you measure gets closer to the edge of the pie.

More slices ? Smaller and smaller edge - closer to the circle.

Do enough slices ... infinite slices ... and add 'em together. You'll find "pi". And my formula was fucked - because I think pizza size is diameter. My formula used radius.

I suck.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (H6QNN)

290 Welp, we're hours into hours and no indictment yet.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 07:37 PM (2fwWU)

291 Now I'm reading that he's the author of the hate-crime letter containing aspirin powder.

Gays? Attention-seeking narcissists? Any connection there?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Gay actor = literal drama queen

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:37 PM (gkstg)

292 Wow, and when I buy a goodly length of sturdy rope, a tarp, some lime, and a shovel, the cops are banging at my door.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (kQs4Y)


You forgot your wheelbarrow, duct tape, and cucumber.

- The Cops

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:37 PM (1g7ch)

293 Someone willing to give me a thumbnail sketch of what Empire is all about?

I think it's about a carpet store.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (aKsyK)

Call us!!

Posted by: 588-2300 at February 20, 2019 07:37 PM (GOEtc)

294 Someone willing to give me a thumbnail sketch of what Empire is all about? And the time period it's supposed to be set in?

I don't watch TV and I'm sure not interested in what I think this Empire show is all about. Sounds a bit to Glee like.
Posted by: jakee308


Current time period. Black Hip Hop recording industry. One family with their own label.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Y5LDn)

295
OT:

This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (zBaqJ)

296 "McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions
-- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely
out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI."

to me it seems that was just part of marginalizing Trump. He was not a conspiracy theorist, he knew it was fake. He already knew the dossiers were fake ... he was part oft he coup, Comey's buddy.


And imo, Rosenstein was also part of it, he was also telling Sessions to stand down, he denies even looking at the FISA evidence, yet passed it on. And of course worst of all, after he "helped" Trump push out Comey, he pushed in Mueller and his team of angry leftists.


They all worked together ... fake Trump/Russia lies (FBI knew it was fake, approving Rosenstein pushed the spying "evidence" on the FISC judges for the rubber stamp) then framing Trump for obstruction. One big coup from the get go.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Cus5s)

297
You have to wonder what Jeff Sessions was thinking.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (qXbKA)

298 588 23 hundred EMPIRE

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (z96ye)

299 Jewels, according to nbc news it is Small-LETTE.

They also led the news with an update on that crazy nationalist nutter Lt Hassan. Nice way to take the sting off the fake hoax crime.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (TnaCl)

300 U. of Pittsburgh: Tony DORsett
Dallas Cowboys: Tony DorSETT
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM
~~~~~

worse - horse
bomb - tomb
good - food
laughter - daughter
go - do
beard - heard

It ain't easy.

Posted by: Gallagher at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (NtglE)

301 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (kQs4Y)

Eris, you're doing it wrong. Buy in advance and never all at the same time in the same place.

Pro-tip: buy the backhoe first!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (f3oO4)

302 This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Saw that, wondered about the timing...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (LOq4H)

303 Someone willing to give me a thumbnail sketch of what Empire is all about?

Luke wrecked his car during filming, and they had to add that stupid smell bad on the outside bit because his face was all messed up.


Luke whines to Yoda, Luke whines to Vader and gets his arm chopped off for it.




Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (t6MX/)

304 Is kind of chilling to really think how, with a few smarter steps in the plan, it would be impossible to prove this was a hoax. And we would all pay for it legislatively.

Someone ratted them out. There's no way the police figured this out. They were tipped."

Ordinarily, I would think that, but the Police have in bits and pieces stated the clues that helped them track them down, and they're logical, and they could do it because Smollett and his associates were idiots.

The very FIRST thing they did was check Uber/Lyft records going in to that neighborhood that night - because it was so cold, and so late, there were very few, and that gave them a preliminary list. THEN, Smollett stupidly made a big fuss about redacting numbers from his phone, and not letting the police see them all. Well they had other ways of getting those (not difficult) and since Smollett had just pointed a spotlight at those numbers in particular, they knew there was something special about them.

And guess what - one set of numbers matched up exactly with one car with two passengers who paid a Lyft driver with a credit card, thus giving him their names, which was one of the only cars that headed into that neighborhood that night.

It was really nice police work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (V2Yro)

305 They all worked together ... fake Trump/Russia lies
(FBI knew it was fake, approving Rosenstein pushed the spying "evidence"
on the FISC judges for the rubber stamp) then framing Trump for
obstruction. One big coup from the get go.


Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Cus5s)


Blind folds, bullet pocked wall, and no fucking cigarette.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9Om/r)

306 Last time I was on a trip, I ordered a small pizza. Told the kid on the phone to quarter it. Kid asks "what" and I tell him four slices. Kid says he'll ask the manager. I just like eating pizza where you kind of fold up the slice, New York style. It showed up sliced as usual.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (xzqr4)

307
I think it's been said of murder that 100 things can trip the murderer up and if he can think of 50, he's a genius.

Poor Jussie didn't get to 5.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (LsBY9)

308 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (zBaqJ)

Seriously? I saw someone post it but thought they were kidding.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (dUJdY)

309 First, assume a pizza traveling at near the speed of light...

Posted by: a theoretical physicist at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (Evws/)

310 Is kind of chilling to really think how, with a few smarter steps in the plan, it would be impossible to prove this was a hoax. And we would all pay for it legislatively.

They will be craftier next time. But for now I just shake my head and bless his little racist heart.
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (TnaCl)


Like how most mass shooters are left wing moonbats (and a bit nuts, but the venn fdiagram of the two is near unity).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (1g7ch)

311 Alternate CNN Headline: Puppet-Master Putin and Marionette Trump orchestrate elaborate double false-flag hoax right out of the KGB playbook to ensnare unwitting minority victims an attempt to generate sympathy for the White Supremacist leaders! Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (D8EWS)

312
Here's the link to the former Coast Guard looney who the Media will now be blasting 24/7.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/43747/former-coast-guard-lieutenant-self-proclaimed-ashe-schow

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (zBaqJ)

313 Rafer Weigel@RaferWeigel
13m13 minutes ago

Schmidt adds her clients testified before a Grand Jury for about "2 and half hours". #JussieSmollett

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (OKeCc)

314 Current time period. Black Hip Hop recording industry. One family with their own label.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Y5LDn)

So-Berry Gordy and Motown without the talent or style.

Posted by: Miklos, Stopping in the Name of Love at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (zCyNd)

315 Hitler took Poland on a hoax. What's chilling is that the left seems to think this is a useful playbook.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (t6MX/)

-------

You know who cooked up the Poland hoax? Otto Skorzeny.

Now, I think we can all agree that Skorzeny was a good or nice man, but he was genuine, bona fide, cast-iron grade hardass. And very smart.

Whoever is running Operation Bleach Friends is no Skorzeny. Just like Comey, Brennan, etc., are no Dzerzhinsky or Beria, no matter how much they may want to be.

The low-quality of the American tyrants is one of the few comforts in all of this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (eadjG)

316 You have to wonder what Jeff Sessions was thinking

****

"Holy fuck I am stoned out of my mind!"

Posted by: Jeff Sessions brain at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (MfN5O)

317 They all worked together ... fake Trump/Russia lies
(FBI knew it was fake, approving Rosenstein pushed the spying "evidence"
on the FISC judges for the rubber stamp) then framing Trump for
obstruction. One big coup from the get go.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Cus5s)

Blind folds, bullet pocked wall, and no fucking cigarette.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9Om/r)


Deplatforming.

Posted by: Zombie Albert Pierrepoint at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (t+qrx)

318 These guys are cracking me up, if you don't know Empire is a real carpet store but Jussie isn't involved in that

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (/rm4P)

319 Rafer Weigel @RaferWeigel
16m16 minutes ago
More
Schmidt says her clients have been granted "no immunity and no plea deal" because he clients did nothing wrong. #JussieSmollett

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (OKeCc)

320 OT:

This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I'll start stretching so my hamstrings will be loose when this turns out to be bullshit. Don't wanna pull anything when I pounce/seize.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (gkstg)

321 Chicago is out?!!!

- CNN

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (hpiJc)

322 315 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (eadjG)


More like a score of zanies than Skorzeny.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)

323 So-Berry Gordy and Motown without the talent or style.
Posted by: Miklos



Pretty much.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (Y5LDn)

324 This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM
~~~~~

Is that the guy with all the Tramadol?

Posted by: Gallagher at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (NtglE)

325
Here's what I was thinking.

I'm gonna take his big important job and serve in the president's cabinet. Meanwhile, I see that the president's political enemies are ramping up a preposterous fraudulent government investigation designed to destroy my boss, the president. So I'm gonna step aside and let all that happen unfettered. And I'm not gonna warn my boss of what I'm planning to do.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (qXbKA)

326 hahahahah

This is where a 404 page on the Trump website leads.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/cf

King of the Trolls.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (/tuJf)

327 Rafer Weigel
@RaferWeigel
18m18 minutes ago

Gloria Schmidt the attorney for the the two brothers says #JussieSmollett is lying and the "truth will set him free" adding she doesn't know how Jussie Smollett's conscience lets him sleep at night.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (OKeCc)

328 @Tom Servo
Pink News is in your ass?

Here it is...

US Senators Kamala Harris and Cory Booker have called the suspected
homophobic and racist attack on gay actor Jussie Smollett "an attempted
modern-day lynching."

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (LL1Be)

329 Someone here said Empire is based on King Lear with three sons instead of daughters (except Jussie's character!), and a recording studio 'empire'.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (Evws/)

330 Oops.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (NtglE)

331 324 This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM
~~~~~

Is that the guy with all the Tramadol?
Posted by: Gallagher at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (NtglE)


Thought I saw a photo with all kinds of pill bottles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (zBaqJ)

332 Hah! I think a four grader could have come up with a more savvy caper than this Hollywood assclown.

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 07:43 PM (wxZSX)

333 328 @Tom Servo
Pink News is in your ass?

Here it is...

US Senators Kamala Harris and Cory Booker have called the suspected
homophobic and racist attack on gay actor Jussie Smollett "an attempted
modern-day lynching."
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (LL1Be)


Yes. An attempted modern day lynching... of the truth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)

334 Jussie who?
I don't know, I don't watch T.V.
Anyways...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 20, 2019 07:43 PM (QK70D)

335 You have to wonder what Jeff Sessions was thinking "

Where's my ovaltine?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:43 PM (6qErC)

336 This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM


yeah, supposedly a white supremacist.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:44 PM (OKeCc)

337 Blind folds, bullet pocked wall, and no fucking cigarette.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9Om/r)
-------------

I disagree. Make them take the cigarettes and smoke them, because they're all probably anti-smoking.

Never pass up a chance to add insult to injury.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 20, 2019 07:44 PM (WEBkv)

338 Jussie is old news. Christopher Paul Hasson story is new hotness.

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (786Ro)

339 I fucked it. My formula sucks. Shitcan the 2.

Crust Chord Length = SIN(180/S)P

Because I need radius*2 ....which is diameter of course. Fuck ... I can't do the most basic of shit anymore.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (H6QNN)

340 324 This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM
~~~~~

Is that the guy with all the Tramadol?"

Yeah, I want to say they arrested him too early, since they won't be able to charge him with as much as they could have if they waited until he actually made a move; on the other hand, I understand the argument that it's stupid to sit there and wait until he actually shoots somebody. (that's happened too many times)

But I think all they're really going to be able to charge him with is drug and weapons charges, and Saying Mean Things on the Internet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (V2Yro)

341 Martina Navratilova:
Leftist Bus Status

Onboard [ ]

Underneath [ X ]

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (LL1Be)

342 OT:

This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Ok, I'll bite: which part of this makes him psycho?

When the Civil War goes hot a shitton of us will be doing the same.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (GOEtc)

343 336 This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM

yeah, supposedly a white supremacist.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:44 PM (OKeCc)

Yup, they found one, it will now be all over the media for days, with every other story memory holed.

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (NgKpN)

344 https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/feb/20/
christopher-paul-hasson-had-weapons-hit-list-democ/

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (786Ro)

345 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (zBaqJ)

I see that 15 firearms is considered "amassing a stockpile". Now it ain't nothing, but I would bet that there are a few here who might consider that "a good start".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)

346 Jake, here is a summary for you. Empire is an urban, soapy take on The Lion in Winter. A king of a record empire looking to pass the crown on to one of his sons, but all of them are problematic. Lots of political scheming and soapy plots set to an admittedly good hip hop/rap/soul soundtrack. Jussie played the middle gay son with the best talent, but his dad tried to beat the gayness out of him when he was a kid,so they have issues.

Surprisingly, a few of the plots bend right at moments. It is NOT friendly to the Nation of Islam, for starters. And a daughter in law gets pushed down the stairs, causing an early termination of her baby son and that causes grief for the family.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (TnaCl)

347 Disorderly Conduct.


oooh

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (1g7ch)

348 >>Because I need radius*2 ....which is diameter of course. Fuck ... I can't do the most basic of shit anymore.


Just those modular bridges these days?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (V0Dnw)

349 Disorderly conduct?!??!!!!!


THATs what they're charging Smolette with?

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (NtglE)

350 Coast Guardsman arrested "

Last week. Gotta pimp it now...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (6qErC)

351 I see that 15 firearms is considered "amassing a stockpile". Now it ain't nothing, but I would bet that there are a few here who might consider that "a good start".
Posted by: All Hail Eris


15 is barely a starter kit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (Y5LDn)

352 Well.

Jussie is being charged with Disorderly Conduct.
Isn't that fucking special?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (LL1Be)

353 State Attorne approves charges against Smollett.

It has begun.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (OKeCc)

354 But I think all they're really going to be able to charge him with is drug and weapons charges, and Saying Mean Things on the Internet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (V2Yro)

And how did they find him?

They were monitoring his internet. They have released things he searched for.

Scary that no one is concerned about privacy anymore.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (NgKpN)

355 The wheels on the bus go round and round.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (SqKDB)

356
Disorderly conduct?!??!!!!!

THATs what they're charging Smolette with?

Posted by: IrishEi


And littering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (LsBY9)

357 King of the Trolls.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (/tuJf)

Love that guy. No homo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (t6MX/)

358 Ryan George One: "Whoops!"

Ryan George Two: "Whoopsie!!"


Pitch meeting idea: Prison, The Juicy Smelt Story

Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (8u1cU)

359 OT:

This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (zBaqJ)

Country Music Fest again?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (1g7ch)

360 324 This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM

Well, it figures.

The USCGC Eagle started life out as....wait for it....

The German training ship "Horst Wessel".

Oh, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (Z+IKu)

361

wth

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (OKeCc)

362 coast guard? and some kind of ultra right winger?

IN THE COAST GUARD?!?!

yeah no that doesn't compute

probably just an actual mental case that slipped thru "somehow."

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (Rarvo)

363 Gloria Schmidt the attorney for the the two brothers
says #JussieSmollett is lying and the "truth will set him free" adding
she doesn't know how Jussie Smollett's conscience lets him sleep at
night.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (OKeCc)


Dude's a peter puffer and tried to start a race war. I would say he has no conscience to start with.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (9Om/r)

364 That's why I posted upthread: 195 I want someone to ask Seth Mandel if he agrees that Tramadol Man Christopher Hassan, arrested today in Maryland, was really just "crying out for help", and that it would really be pointless to add to his suffering by jailing him now. C'mon, Seth, speak out for Justice!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (V2Yro)

365 324
I heard it was Super Massive and that guns, healthcare and racists were involved.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (QK70D)

366 I see that 15 firearms is considered "amassing a stockpile". Now it ain't nothing, but I would bet that there are a few here who might consider that "a good start".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)

Lol, stockpile?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (GOEtc)

367 326 hahahahah

This is where a 404 page on the Trump website leads.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/cf

King of the Trolls.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (/tuJf)


OMG.

Can he be President forever? Please?

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (ZfRYq)

368 342 OT:

This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Ok, I'll bite: which part of this makes him psycho?

When the Civil War goes hot a shitton of us will be doing the same.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (GOEtc)


Dude, first rule of fight club...

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

369 Cook County is charging Jussie with Disorderly Conduct. Is that what they're calling staging race crimes now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

370 Disorderly. Conduct.

smh

Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (talIc)

371 They have released things he searched for. "

*looks for recipe of cream pies*

See, guilty!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (6qErC)

372 I'm a walikin , yes siree

Posted by: Jussie at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (RZ6R1)

373 Breaking from Chicago police: #JussieSmollett officially indicted on felony charges - filing false police report.

Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (MAstk)

374 355 The wheels on the bus go round and round.
Posted by: ALH

All over Martina.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (LOq4H)

375 They'll give Jussie his phone call and he'll dial 588-2300.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

376 I didn't read that the Coastie's weapons were even illegal.

But they said he had 4,200 tabs of Tramadol, which is enough for a stiff damn sentence in most states.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (eadjG)

377
yeah, supposedly a white supremacist.

That racist son of a bitch!

Posted by: National Association for the Advancement of Cored People at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (LL1Be)

378 Isn't there a separate barrel for botched math ciphering?

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (wxZSX)

379 arrested today in Maryland, "

Thought he was in custody last Friday...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (6qErC)

380

Seth Mandel: Leave Britney Jussie alone!!! *sobs*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (SiINZ)

381 I have to admit there has been some damn funny revelations in this hoax...from the sandwich surviving, to it was black friends of him, to the best being they chose the one camera facing the wrong way. They didn't need to buy the stuff at all, bwahahaa

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (r+sAi)

382 Gloria Schmidt the attorney for the the two brothers
says #JussieSmollett is lying and the "truth will set him free" adding
she doesn't know how Jussie Smollett's conscience lets him sleep at
night.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (OKeCc)


Dude's a peter puffer and tried to start a race war. I would say he has no conscience to start with.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (9Om/r)

So can we ban the fag flag now like they tried with the CBF after Dylan Roof?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (GOEtc)

383 *looks for recipe of cream pies*

See, guilty!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (6qErC)
-----------
If he searched for Key Lime Pie made with Cool Whip and Lime Jello, CBD would probably vote to convict.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (WEBkv)

384 I see that 15 firearms is considered "amassing a
stockpile". Now it ain't nothing, but I would bet that there are a few
here who might consider that "a good start".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)

"Major arsenal." Hmmm.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (t6MX/)

385 349 Disorderly conduct?!??!!!!!
THATs what they're charging Smolette with?"

I think that's just a preliminary charge to get the ball rolling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (V2Yro)

386 Smollet charged with aggravated mopery and staging a fake hate crime without proper city permits.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (gkstg)

387
yeah, supposedly a white supremacist.

Racism, straight up.

Posted by: Black Congressional Caucus at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (LL1Be)

388
They have released things he searched for.

Really?

That's weird. Usually the police tell us they have no farkin idea what the motive is and never release any info like this.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (qXbKA)

389 @367
That's GOD level trolling.

I'm with you, may he be our forever President.

Posted by: John The Savage at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (K4ToK)

390 OT: Director Jason Reitman has opened a can of worms by saying his upcoming Ghostbusters will "hand the movie back to the fans." This is obviously racist, sexist, homophobic, outrageous, egregious, preposterous because it, at best, ignores Ghostbusterettes. And Twatter is pissed!

https://bit.ly/2BH5BoA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)

391 Took me a while to see what you all were talking about for the 404 page.

My screen is way dark.

That is soooo perfect.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (z96ye)

392 I see that 15 firearms is considered "amassing a stockpile". Now it ain't nothing, but I would bet that there are a few here who might consider that "a good start".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)

The armory of tomorrow begins with a single M1911A1!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (f3oO4)

393 15 firearms, an amassed stockpile. I like it where they breathlessly describe the suspect having an arsenal, then pan to a Raven, a Hi point, two air pistols and a box cutter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (xzqr4)

394 I can't develop a formula to divide my gun stockpile into equal parts. Just thinking about the process hurts too much.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (H6QNN)

395 Charged with disorderly conduct? WTF.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (hECVl)

396 If he searched for Key Lime Pie made with Cool Whip and Lime Jello, CBD would probably vote to convict."

Whipped cream and other delights...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (6qErC)

397 And littering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (LsBY9)

No shit!? Off to the group W bench!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (iAhR6)

398 Isn't there a separate barrel for botched math ciphering?

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (wxZSX)

Task 1-calculate the volume of said Barrel

Errors will be severely dealt with

Posted by: Miklos, second shift barrel intake associate at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (zCyNd)

399 385 349 Disorderly conduct?!??!!!!!
THATs what they're charging Smolette with?"

...


See 373

Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (MAstk)

400 I've been at the ER with my husband all afternoon/evening. He's having an episode of diverticulitis.


The damned place is SLAMMED with flu patients, and there were no ER rooms available. He's on a bed in a hallway, taking a nap and told me to run home and get a bite to eat and put away the groceries I left on the counter when he called to tell me he'd driven himself to the ER after his doctor said they couldn't do anything for him.


Wanted to post from the ER but Pixy doesn't care for my iPhone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

401

I'm actually shocked (not in a Capt. Renault way) that Chicago is this. I figured they'd sweep the whole thing under the rug and try to pretend it didn't happen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (SiINZ)

402
They found 25 MAGA hats, too.

He stockpiled them, too.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 20, 2019 07:53 PM (qXbKA)

403 This has to be the dumbest criminal trio ever.

I saw someone say on Twitter something like, isn't it illegal to scam Nigerians? As a Nigerian, I LOLed.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:53 PM (9hauA)

404 Breaking:

Jussie Smollett officially charged with disorderly conduct and filing a false police report

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 20, 2019 07:53 PM (BqBId)

405 yeah, supposedly a white supremacist.

Throw the book at him.

Posted by: Ebony Magazine at February 20, 2019 07:53 PM (LL1Be)

406 Looks like our search for a host is over

Posted by: The Oscars at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (RZ6R1)

407

Yeah, both. Disorderly conduct and filing fake police report.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (OKeCc)

408 376
I didn't read that the Coastie's weapons were even illegal.



But they said he had 4,200 tabs of Tramadol, which is enough for a stiff damn sentence in most states.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (eadjG)

A pic at the Washington Examiner showed 3 ARs, an assortment of hunting type rifles, rimfire, shotgun, levergun, then an assortment of pistols, and an embarrassingly small amount of ammunition.

"Major Arsenal."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)

409 Dude, first rule of fight club...
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

I dunno, sometimes I think we need to be loud and proud about it. Maybe engage in a little mental terrorism or discomfort with the scum.

And when it happens just say hey, we warned you fuckers. Say hi to Satan for us.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (GOEtc)

410 I have to admit there has been some damn funny revelations in this hoax...from the sandwich surviving, to it was black friends of him, to the best being they chose the one camera facing the wrong way. They didn't need to buy the stuff at all, bwahahaa
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (r+sAi)


Agreed. I would pay to watch a dramatic reenactment of the entire muppetfuck, with the film sped up, set to Yakety Sax.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

411 Let the healing begin!


On the other hand I'm pretty sure the MSM isn't going be calling for a national discussion on faux hate crimes.

Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NbRJx)

412 397 And littering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (LsBY9)

No shit!? Off to the group W bench!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (iAhR6)

Finally, I can put these 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how they're going to be used as evidence against him to good use!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

413 Breaking:

Jussie Smollett officially charged with disorderly conduct and filing a false police report
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam



Boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NLLmE)

414 I once described this site as the Mystery Science 3000 of political commentary. Notice that there is no left wing equivalent of the Ace of Spades Headquarters. That is because the left is made up of humorless scolds who take themselves Uber Seriously, and are simply unable to be funny.

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (SEO8h)

415
Is Fake News POUNCING on the hit-man-that-never-hurt-anyone?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (qXbKA)

416 Wait for the feds.

Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (MAstk)

417 363 "tried to start a race war"

With willing accomplices in the press. That would be Helter Stelter.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (CCON5)

418 Malignant narcissism and intense stupidity make for a powerful combination.

I blame his mother for naming him "Jussie".

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)

419 At the time of Hasson's arrest, police seized 15 firearms and more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition, according to the Post.


A veritable arsenal.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

420 They have released things he searched for.
---

Oh jeez, the sordid paths I have been led down by the HQ...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (kQs4Y)

421 392 I see that 15 firearms is considered "amassing a stockpile". Now it ain't nothing, but I would bet that there are a few here who might consider that "a good start".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)

----------------

Whether or not one has an arsenal is directly dependent on amount of ammo on hand.

20 or thirty firearms is not an arsenal if one only has a couple hundred rounds, total, for all of the above firearms.

However, a couple of 1911's and a couple of M1 Garands along with, say, 6,000 rounds of ammo, arsenal.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (WEBkv)

422 Agreed. I would pay to watch a dramatic reenactment of the entire muppetfuck, with the film sped up, set to Yakety Sax.

Who used to do those hilarious animated reenactments? like Korea or something?

does anyone else remember those?!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (Rarvo)

423 Felony charges of filing a false police report too.

He should be charged with a hate crime.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (NtglE)

424 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

Sorry to hear that, Jane. What a stressful afternoon/ evening. Will pray for his healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (AllCR)

425
Boom goes the dynamite.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NLLmE)
*******
Or Bleach

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (BqBId)

426 Oooohhhh! Breaking! Ole Juicy Juice has been charged with felony disorderly conduct.

Source ABC News Chicago.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (gEvQ8)

427 409 Dude, first rule of fight club...
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

I dunno, sometimes I think we need to be loud and proud about it. Maybe engage in a little mental terrorism or discomfort with the scum.

And when it happens just say hey, we warned you fuckers. Say hi to Satan for us.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (GOEtc)

to a certain extent, I agree.

But I live behind enemy lines in California.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (NgKpN)

428 That is because the left is made up of humorless scolds who take themselves Uber Seriously, and are simply unable to be funny.

This is untrue. Why, just yesterday I was told to laugh!

Posted by: NPC at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (CE5C/)

429 Jussie charged with a felony.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (gC2IV)

430 Ok, I'll bite: which part of this makes him psycho?
"black hebrew israelite" good.

"White nationalist" bad.



Posted by: Ebony Magazine at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (LL1Be)

431

Felony.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (OKeCc)

432 So will he flip on whatever pol agreed this was a great way to start a narrative for 2020?

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (nRWPy)

433 This is what justice looks like.

Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

434 Who used to do those hilarious animated reenactments? like Korea or something?

does anyone else remember those?!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (Rarvo)


Oh, I think I remember those. Taiwanese, maybe?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

435 Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:53 PM (9hauA)

So are you a Princess or the Chief Financial Officer of Internal Resources?

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (z96ye)

436 This is where a 404 page on the Trump website leads.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/cf

King of the Trolls.

-
What if Pres. was one of us?
Just a slob 'Ron like one of us?

Posted by: Janice Joplin at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (+y/Ru)

437 Agreed. I would pay to watch a dramatic reenactment of the entire muppetfuck, with the film sped up, set to Yakety Sax.
I can't help imagining zombie Walter Mathau as his brother-in-law, and he thought the whole thing up.

Posted by: Vertov at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (98pFy)

438 I blame his mother for naming him "Jussie".
Posted by: chique d'afrique



An inauspicious beginning.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (NLLmE)

439 It's gotta be a Gillibrand of idiots.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (nRWPy)

440 >>> www.donaldjtrump.com/cf

Oh wow! Thanks for linking that.

I cannot spare this man, he trolls.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (TnaCl)

441 I'll never ever forget the one they did about AlGore and the third chakra thing

WE NEED THOSE ASIAN ANIMATORS RIGHT NOW FOR JUSSIE'S STORY!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (Rarvo)

442 Isn't there a separate barrel for botched math ciphering?

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (wxZSX)


Me and the barrel are old friends.

Hey ... whats up Barrel ? The bottom of your cask looks as saucy as ever.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (H6QNN)

443 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

Jane, look up the Dolphin Browser on the App Store, works fine for me.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (f3oO4)

444 Finally, I can put these 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how they're going to be used as evidence against him to good use!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

and other implements of destruction?

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (NgKpN)

445 Finally, I can put these 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how they're going to be used as evidence against him to good use!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

Kill. Kill! KILL!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (iAhR6)

446 Jussie is a sociopath, just that he's not very bright.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (9hauA)

447 now they need to prove he sent the threat letter with fake anthrax. that is what gets him the longer sentence, as I read it (AoS comments as my source)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (Cus5s)

448 Hasn't he suffered enough? He's already serving a lifetime sentence of being a dumbass.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (DCYln)

449 If he searched for Key Lime Pie made with Cool Whip and Lime Jello, CBD would probably vote to convict.

Some crimes are especially heinous.

Posted by: Special Dessert Unit at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (FhXTo)

450 Gillebrand has been "called" to defend morality.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (LL1Be)

451 Prayer offered, Jane.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (WEBkv)

452 I'm actually shocked (not in a Capt. Renault way) that Chicago is this. I figured they'd sweep the whole thing under the rug and try to pretend it didn't happen
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (SiINZ)

We are just now admitting that there is something to sweep under the rug.

The actual sweeping will come later

Posted by: CPD at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (RZ6R1)

453
Wait, he was going to commit mass murder using 15 firearms and 4000 rounds of Tramadol?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (LsBY9)

454 "I have to admit there has been some damn funny revelations in this
hoax...from the sandwich surviving, to it was black friends of him, to
the best being they chose the one camera facing the wrong way.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk"

My favorite was the bleach in a hot sauce bottle. SNL will bo doubt miss all this humor handed to them on a platter in favor of some Trump bashing. .

Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (NbRJx)

455 I love our salty caramel 'rons and 'ettes, and I do not condone racism, but can we really hate a man who has Joe Scarborough on his (alleged) hit list?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (kQs4Y)

456

It has got to be breaking the MFM's heart both national and local to report this. But they won't learn a damn thing from it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (SiINZ)

457 At the time of Hasson's arrest, police seized 15 firearms and more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition, according to the Post.


A veritable arsenal.

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

Pfffft, I had more than that at GNAMM in Vegas.

Even had more than the Vegas shooter when he rolled into town a few days later.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (GOEtc)

458 A pic at the Washington Examiner showed 3 ARs, an
assortment of hunting type rifles, rimfire, shotgun, levergun, then an
assortment of pistols, and an embarrassingly small amount of ammunition.


"Major Arsenal."


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)


15 guns is a major arsenal?? 15 of anything that don't fill a closet isn't squat. Shit, if they ever make guitars illegal they'll prosecute me as a warlord.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (9Om/r)

459 370 Disorderly. Conduct.

smh


That's apparently the statute.

http://preview.alturl.com/yrw3u



Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (ZfRYq)

460 Gillebrand has been "called" to defend morality.
=====

Is that before or after the slaughter of the newborns?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (JcXHH)

461 Flounder @ 408-Major arsenal my ass. Definitely not prepared.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (zLDYs)

462 444 Finally, I can put these 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how they're going to be used as evidence against him to good use!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

and other implements of destruction?
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (NgKpN)

*fills back of VW Microbus with shovels and rakes*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

463 Did someone say earlier today that the post office might go after him for mailing a hoax crime letter? Oh please, do eeet.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (TnaCl)

464 I see that 15 firearms is considered "amassing a stockpile". Now it ain't nothing, but I would bet that there are a few here who might consider that "a good start".


Based on the sales of 25 rifle gun safes, I'd say we are at the minute man stage of arsenaling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (yQpMk)

465 Rafer Weigel @RaferWeigel
3m3 minutes ago

#CPD says #JussieSmollett charged with a class 4 felony for disorderly conduct for filing a false police report. He's due in bond court tomorrow at 1:30 PM central time. The question is, will he appear?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (OKeCc)

466 Gillebrand has been "called" to defend morality.
Posted by: mikeyG

Was Roman Polanski unavailable?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (gkstg)

467 I blame his mother for naming him "Jussie".

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)


The poor boy never had a chance, he was doomed from the start!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (f3oO4)

468 Jane, Prayers for the both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (NoO9J)

469 www.donaldjtrump.com/cf

The Master of Internet Usage.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (DCYln)

470

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (qXbKA)

471 So are you a Princess or the Chief Financial Officer of Internal Resources?
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (z96ye)

Send $23,000 to this address and not only will I told you the answer,

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (9hauA)

472 More GIllebrand: The NRA has a "chokehold on Congress" and is "morally wrong."

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (LL1Be)

473 www.donaldjtrump.com/cf

Oh wow! Thanks for linking that.

I cannot spare this man, he trolls.
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (TnaCl)

LOL that's awesome.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (GOEtc)

474 Gillebrand has been "called" to defend morality.
=====

Is that before or after the slaughter of the newborns?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (JcXHH)


If that bothers you ... DO NOT look at the TMZ footage of KG at a breakfast buffet.

Sally Struthers, when pressed for comment, uttered "Damn, Bitch".

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (H6QNN)

475 Sorry Jane, my dad used to get that that bad. It's terribly painful.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (nRWPy)

476 So are you a Princess or the Chief Financial Officer of Internal Resources?
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (z96ye)

Send $23,000 to this address and not only will I told you the anser, I will deposite $500,000 into your account.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (9hauA)

477 It's official. Smollett indicted for felony disorderly conduct for making a false police report. CPD negotiating terms for his surrender for arrest before a 1:30PM court appearance tomorrow. (ABC Chicago)

Posted by: pincorrect at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (3LmBI)

478 467 I blame his mother for naming him "Jussie".

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)

It was between that and "I'm a lying POS race baiting fag"

so we went with Jussie

Posted by: Jussie's girl at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (RZ6R1)

479 I don't really like Jussie, but I feel sorry for
him, knowing what the Leftie machine combining with the Righty machine
are going to do to him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)



Sorry, this fukwad tried to start a racial war. If he wasn't completely brain dead (thank you G*d) and done this in front of the camera, we'd be seeing 24/7 footage of this clown getting his beat down.

If some poor bastard was arrested, he'd have been killed in jail. If nobody was arrested, they'd be rioting in the streets "justice for Jussie!" and we'd have the hands up don't shoot on steroids. Riots, lootings, attacks, and all of it would be the fault of Drumpf and his Nazi followers.

No, I hope this POS is picking up the soap with his broken fingers for at least 5 years, and can never have a normal bowel movement for the rest of his unnatural life.


Unfortunately, I can see him getting off with a slap on the wrist and community service for 6 months.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (sLicW)

480 Guess he's trading his clothesline noose for silver handcuffs.

Posted by: pincorrect at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (3LmBI)

481 Really, isn't Jack the Ripper the real victim? His cry for help fell on deaf ears.

Posted by: Seth Mandel

Like Vlad the Impaler - a victim of so many pikes, so few heads...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (32YRo)

482 I'm glad the FBI was able to spare a few men from the Roger Stone Battalion to help the Coast Guard catch this nut.

It's odd, though; for the Democrat Ballfield Shooter, we weren't given his list of Republican targets and were told there was no particular motive.

Funny how that works.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (Ndje9)

483 Posted by: Insomniac

Now there are obscure movie references and then there is OBSCURE!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (LOq4H)

484 www.donaldjtrump.com/cf

oh yeah, this is awesome

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (OKeCc)

485 15 guns is a major arsenal?? 15 of anything that
don't fill a closet isn't squat. Shit, if they ever make guitars illegal
they'll prosecute me as a warlord.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (9Om/r)

Warlords of Metal would be a good name for a Metal Festival.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (t6MX/)

486 Pretty interesting side plot at the "charges" link: a former Cooks County Attorney pretty much accusing the State's Attorney of recusing herself, not because of a conflict, but because she is ducking the politics of the case.

Posted by: Splunge at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (ed8K1)

487 Send $23,000 to this address


Will that cover all modalities?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

488 I like the pudgy Gilly better

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (RZ6R1)

489 Caught the white supremacist (?) in advance ... and yet we will never know the motivation of the Vegas shooter, that killed Trump supporters ... 58 dead, 581 injured.

(or was that another op?)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (Cus5s)

490 Warlords of Metal would be a good name for a Metal Festival.

Posted by: flounder

Warlords of Metal is a good name for anything - movie, band, gang, you name it.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (32YRo)

491 At the time of Hasson's arrest, police seized 15 firearms and more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition, according to the Post.


A veritable arsenal.

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

am guessing he doesn't have a .22.
two boxes of .22 would be more than a thousand rounds.

I mean, you can only buy .22 in boxes of 550, right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (1g7ch)

492 Serta must have a chokehold on Gillibrand since she pushed the Mattress Girl-Hate Hoax for years until the warranty ran out.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Ndje9)

493 485 Warlords of Metal > Wacken Open Air

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (CCON5)

494 The best if he pleads to a felony..... he can't vote for Kamal toe

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (r+sAi)

495 The low-quality of the American tyrants is one of the few comforts in all of this.

The real psychopaths are about 3 rows deep at an Antifa riot; close enough to issue orders, but far enough back to keep from getting their skulls cracked.

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (SEO8h)

496 Hope Mr. Doh's health improves, Jane.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (f8dwL)

497 If Hollywood wanted to win back viewers, they would make Jussie the butt of their opening monologue. Wasted opportunity! Kevin Hart would have done it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (VjxvX)

498 Overheard at the Cook County Grand Jury:

Juror One: "He's not going to be able to suck his way outta this one."

Juror Two: "He better hope the Feds don't charge him."

Juror Three: "FPMITA Prison?"

Juror Four: "Yup."

Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (8u1cU)

499 Hey ... whats up Barrel ? The bottom of your cask looks as saucy as ever.

Posted by: Steve Borden


Watch out for the bung

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (CCON5)

500 Opening monologue for oscars this Sunday, l meant. Heck, I would take opening monologue of snl on Saturday.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (VjxvX)

501
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)


Yeah, I'm not sure what the big deal is about 1000 rounds. That's really not very much if you practice at all.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (xxAFD)

502 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpress
PRESS RELEASE: We must block Trump from stopping the return of the heroic Alabama mother from ISIS. In many ways she is more of a hero then our veterans. Welcome home sister!

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 20, 2019 08:21 PM (BqBId)

503 Blind folds, bullet pocked wall, and no fucking cigarette.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9Om/r)

How about a wee dram to settle his nerves?

Posted by: Fox2! at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (dJdQf)

504 477 It's official. Smollett indicted for felony disorderly conduct for making a false police report. CPD negotiating terms for his surrender for arrest before a 1:30PM court appearance tomorrow. (ABC Chicago)
Posted by: pincorrect at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (3LmBI)

04:00 SWAT raid, Bearcat battering ram with "have a nice day" smiley face sticker ala Dragnet.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (dJdQf)

Why Do I Fast? Because This Guy Yelled At Me

He makes some good points.

The other day I was thinking about being a fucking little fucking bitch, and then I clicked on this guy's video, and he told me to stop being a fucking little fucking bitch.

He has some further points about hiring fat ass fucking fat women as weight loss coaches. Also, he's not keen on soyboys.

He's got 80,000 followers now. I last checked in with him when he had like 4,000.

By the way, I ended my fast last night. So if anyone was worried, I'm fine.

Tired as hell though. But that's not fast-related. I just haven't been sleeping well for about a month, month and a half.

Open thread.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:55 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 05:51 PM (0OmEj)

2 Say, I don't have any interest in this topic at all.

*ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 05:51 PM (Mouru)

3 Damn, that was fast.

Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 05:51 PM (T6t7i)

4 Be careful ace.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2019 05:51 PM (BXMxN)

5 Damn

Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2019 05:51 PM (MAstk)

6 2nd

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 05:51 PM (0OmEj)

7 He does have a poetic way with words, I'll give that to him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 05:51 PM (Mouru)

8 Crap. And I read the content. Noob move.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 05:52 PM (t6MX/)

9 Ahhh my 1st first.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 05:52 PM (0OmEj)

10 Hey.

I AM YELLING AT YOU TO GIVE ME MONEY!

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2019 05:53 PM (ZfRYq)

11 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 20, 2019 05:53 PM (NQJ+w)

12 9
Ahhh my 1st first.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable.



Hey, everyone, USNtakim is buying!!!!

Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 05:53 PM (T6t7i)

13 Fasting is for others, I like to eat.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 05:53 PM (0OmEj)

14 I take it that this guy is the eponymous Dr. Berg, yes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 05:53 PM (Mouru)

15 Did that dumb bitch in Austin jump yet?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 20, 2019 05:53 PM (DTX3h)

16 "Stop stuffing your face, you blimp!"

Posted by: Weight Loss Coach at February 20, 2019 05:54 PM (B6Nsl)

17 The closest I've ever gotten to fasting is "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 20, 2019 05:54 PM (hjaPQ)

18 I ended my fast at lunch today.

made it 72 hours! I feel fantastic and have plenty of energy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (d7Ww2)

19 Don't listen to people who yell at you. Unless they have a gun. And even then....consider your options.

But seriously, I hope you get some rest Ace. We need you in fighting trim. Sassy and angry.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (bcbK8)

20 Private Pyle you are a disgusting fat-body!

Posted by: Gunny Hartman at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (xPJvm)

21 Whew I thought this was about fisting and I was like I. Am. Out. Of. Here.

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)

22 How long do you have to fast before you stop feeling hungry?

How long do you have to fast before you see the dog as double beef whopper?

Posted by: Mike at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (c056A)

23 When you broke your fast, what did you eat Ace?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (lwiT4)

24 I break my fast nearly as often as I quit smoking.

Posted by: Miklos, content and GMO free at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (zCyNd)

25 Really though I need to drop some weight.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (0OmEj)

26 He has some further points about hiring fat ass fucking fat women as weight loss coaches.

Lena Dunham would be the perfect weight loss coach.

"Lose weight, unless you want to look like me."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (B6Nsl)

27 So he says "f'ing a lot"? That would really motivate me to lose weight/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 05:56 PM (AllCR)

28 How long do you have to fast before you stop feeling hungry?



For me. a day. Then it's pretty easy.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2019 05:56 PM (lwiT4)

29 Whew I thought this was about fisting and I was like I. Am. Out. Of. Here.
Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)
+++++++++++
I thought so, too. But now I am outta here.

Posted by: Shep! at February 20, 2019 05:56 PM (I2dne)

30 Has it occurred to you that your sleep disorder could have something to do with the way you are eating?

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (SEO8h)

31 ok go! i just watched a bunch of okgo video's via the sidebar link. haven't seen them in about a decade. they should get the nobel prize. thanks for posting!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (Pg+x7)

32 So fucking what. The science shows that fasting does NOT cause muscle loss. Yes maybe you cannot bulk up muscle-wise, but who cares. Muscle building like that isn't exactly natural. If you want to be a body builder, yes maybe fasting is not for you, but there ARE lifters who train while fasting. The guy in the video is an obnoxious asshole.

I am just finishing up a 95-hour fast and I feel great.

Posted by: doug at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (XH1fU)

33 So he says "f'ing a lot"? That would really motivate me to lose weight/sarc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 05:56 PM (AllCR)



It's a well-known motivational technique. All the top life coaches use it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (Mouru)

34 How long do you have to fast before you see the dog as double beef whopper?


Posted by: Mike at February 20, 2019 05:55 PM (c056A)

Asking Dana Perino or Bronco Bama?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (t6MX/)

35 Dammit, Ace, getting proper sleep, good sleep, should be an integral part of GAINZZ. Poor sleep will shit all over you no matter how good your diet, no matter how much quality workouts you're doing.

Get those quality sleep hours up.


/rant off

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (786Ro)

36 Carroll Shelby Chili for dinner.

No beans.

No carbs.

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (ZfRYq)

37 Lena Dunham would be the perfect weight loss coach.



"Lose weight, unless you want to look like me."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



That's okay, but it would be better in a German accent: "fast with me if you want to live'".

Posted by: Vladimir P. at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (T6t7i)

38 ok go! i just watched a bunch of okgo video's via the sidebar link. haven't seen them in about a decade. they should get the nobel prize. thanks for posting!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (Pg+x7)
++++++++++
Why stain them with a Nobel Prize?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (I2dne)

39 He makes some good points.


Is that English? It reminds me of a stairway preacher at college, he went by Bro Cope, who would harangue passersby. He had an acolyte who would speak in tongues the whole time.

I gave up after a minute of him yelling at me about things I don't understand.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (fuK7c)

40 Watching some big heifer that is wearing skintight pants and her ass is 66 ins and her belly is 84ins tends to make one look at their food choices.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 05:58 PM (NoO9J)

41 Fuck Eric Berg!

And fuck Todd!!

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

42 Ace - Want to lose weight? Use this one little secret; Just visit the emergency room, identify a couple of flu victims, go shake hands with them, then pick your nose.

I lost 5 lbs. last week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 05:58 PM (KoKdw)

43 Some people need the yell. Personally it makes me think low-class, but it's still a niche.

That said, he's right. Never trust someone whose advice is not leading to an increase in their own supply. I'd even trust someone getting high on their own supply more.

Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2019 05:58 PM (Prldh)

44 Ah....an open thread as well.

Sux being Juicy....don't it.?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (cqNba)

45 As long as your not passing out from hunger your doing ok.
Now go get a steak and a fries

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (/rm4P)

46 Whenever there's a thread that doesn't interest every Moron all you need to do is wait five minutes and an interesting topic will come along.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (JgA4k)

47
32
So fucking what. ...The guy in the video is an obnoxious asshole.



I am just finishing up a 95-hour fast and I feel great.

Posted by: doug


Not very self aware, though.

Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (T6t7i)

48 I wouldn't have a problem fasting if it weren't for all this fucking food everywhere.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (hjaPQ)

49 My brother is a total dick.

Posted by: Eric Berg at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (4e+hS)

50 Somebody asked how long you have to fast before you feel hungry. My answer is I don't know. Up to 96 hours and have not experienced anything I would classify as hunger. There is a difference between a desire to eat and an actual need to eat. If your body is burning fat, which it will be, you have all the energy you require.

The record for fasting is 387 days. Some dude who weighed over 400 pounds.

Posted by: doug at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (XH1fU)

51 Because This Guy Yelled At Me

Damn, you weren't joking.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (g0Lfb)

52 I'll stop being a fucking little fucking bitch when he pries it from my fucking little fucking bitch hands.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

53 being more "active" has helped me plenty.

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 20, 2019 06:00 PM (nUGtg)

54 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (Mouru)

Fortunately, I've never had a life coach.

When I was 17 years old, a older friend of my sister was teaching me to drive a stick shift car. He said "This is so easy a monkey could do it." I told him to cut the psychological bs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:00 PM (AllCR)

55 @Bander Bro Cope never gave up on you though!

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2019 06:00 PM (ZfRYq)

56 I lost 5 lbs. last week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 05:58 PM (KoKdw)

---------------------------

Did you go for a high colonic?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 06:00 PM (u22rx)

57 He seems nice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

58 Go to a Golden Corral and observe the patrons loading up their trays. That'll curb your appetite.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2019 06:01 PM (QLvwG)

59 The record for fasting is 387 days


Seriously?? *rethinks possible bathing suit choices for va-cay*

Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2019 06:01 PM (lwiT4)

60 Wow, this fucking guy sure fucking curses a fucking lot. How fucking uncouth.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 20, 2019 06:01 PM (+dsLj)

61 I have to have a root canal

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:02 PM (dUJdY)

62 Will turn this into a Gainzz/keto thread? Fine by me, because I'm sad I missed the other one from yesterday!

I am starting a keto/fasting diet in March, doctor's orders. Am a bit worried about the keto flu and messing up the macros and all that. But I think I have figured out how to adjust a lot of what I normally eat and my fave recipes to make it work. And luckily most of the things my body craves naturally are keto friendly.

Any tips for a beginner?

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 06:02 PM (hvf9s)

63 61 I have to have a root canal
Posted by: Jewells45

------------------------------
sorry to hear that, Jewells.

at least you'll get the good drugs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 06:02 PM (d7Ww2)

64 Pompeo to Alabama ISIS woman:

"We're not letting you back in the country, bitch. Sorry about that."

Posted by: Shiite Keanu Reeves at February 20, 2019 06:02 PM (0OWcv)

65 There is a place called state of the art weight loss and all the radio guys are using it and losing 40. 50. 60 lbs in weeks.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (NoO9J)

66 How fucking uncouth.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 20, 2019 06:01 PM (+dsLj)


Not more f'ing uncouth than the other zillion people who do it with every other word. Just boring.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (AllCR)

67 I'm fasting between bites. It adds up quickly.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (QrTqV)

68 I'm not sure Schizophrenia-By-Proxy is the diet for me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

69 Posted by: doug at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (XH1fU)



When you fast for that length of time, do you drink just straight water?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (lwiT4)

70 I've heard the hunger abates around day four and doesn't return until you really should start eating again.

Posted by: Emmie at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (4HMW8)

71 I have to have a root canal
Posted by: Jewells45



I had one a couple years ago. Painless. Just a pain in the ass. Takes like three procedures.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (NLLmE)

72 So it's kind of like OzzieMan, but about fasting?


I think it would be funny to have everyone's favorite pundits do their thing, but OzzieMan style. Imagine VDH ripping off his observations with tons of nasty profanity. Giggle-facient, I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (QDnY+)

73 F*cker sounds Canadian. I f*cking hate it when f*cking Canadians yell at me.

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (786Ro)

74 >>So he says "f'ing a lot"? That would really motivate me to lose weight/sarc.

It's tough love, Lee Emory style.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (W+vEI)

75 Any tips for a beginner?

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 06:02 PM (hvf9s)


Don't start out by eating 50 eggs.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (QLvwG)

76 RBG is fasting....... in a FUCKING COFFIN!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (9oE3U)

77 57 He seems nice.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:00 PM (oVJmc)


He'd be perfect as our ambassador to the UN.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (B6Nsl)

78 FWIW I find myself cursing a little more these days than I did before Faye died.

My inner asshole has escaped I'm afraid.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 06:04 PM (JgA4k)

79 Not a homo.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 06:04 PM (BKTpn)

80 Wow, this fucking guy sure fucking curses a fucking lot. How fucking uncouth.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen
---------

Pffft. Motherf*cking piker.

Posted by: Scarface at February 20, 2019 06:04 PM (/dN1M)

81 My inner asshole has escaped I'm afraid.


Can I push that stool in for you?

Posted by: Shep! at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

82 I'm fasting between bites. It adds up quickly.
Posted by: t-bird


Hah. Fight the good fight.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (NLLmE)

83 64 Pompeo to Alabama ISIS woman:

"We're not letting you back in the country, bitch. Sorry about that."

Posted by: Shiite Keanu Reeves at February 20, 2019 06:02 PM (0OWcv)


"Enjoy scenic Wogistan."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (B6Nsl)

84 Maybe anxiety is interfering with your sleep, ace? Also, no eating more than a couple hours before bedtime. Not being snarky, these are problems I've had.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (1FhAQ)

85 71 I have to have a root canal
Posted by: Jewells45


I had one a couple years ago. Painless. Just a pain in the ass. Takes like three procedures.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (NLLmE)

Honestly if it's a pain in the ass you might need to find a new dentist.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (JgA4k)

86
Eric Berg knows Everything!!

I knew Eric Berg was 90% full of shit when he said too much protein is bad for you.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (qXbKA)

87 Speaking of sleep. The addition of a CPAP(with O2) has changed my life. I had central sleep apnea (brain related) as well as traditional apnea (fat ass related). I sleep solid now. I don't wake up. If you suspect you are not sleeping because you can't breath get tested. It will change your life. I was lucky to get 3 hours before. I can get a solid 8 or 9 hours now.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (0OmEj)

88 I don't think I'd ever fast. Life is too short to torture yourself.

Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (UdKB7)

89 70
I've heard the hunger abates around day four and doesn't return until you really should start eating again.

Posted by: Emmie at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (4HMW

and you jones for an ice cream cone...
JUST BEFORE YOU FUCKING DIE!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (9oE3U)

90 > Go to a Golden Corral and observe the patrons loading up their trays.

I call it "Golden Feedlot".

Posted by: Shiite Keanu Reeves at February 20, 2019 06:06 PM (0OWcv)

91 The record for fasting is 387 days. Some dude who weighed over 400 pounds.

Sadly, he unexpectedly passed away on day 388.

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2019 06:06 PM (SEO8h)

92 Any tips for a beginner?

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 06:02 PM (hvf9s)


I do proteins and fats, not much veggies. I only eat within a five hour window, midday. I drink lemon water all day long. I pee a lot.


Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2019 06:06 PM (lwiT4)

93 She was a fasting machine

She kept her colon clean

She was the skinniest woman that I've ever seen.

Posted by: AC DC at February 20, 2019 06:06 PM (QLvwG)

94 RBG is fasting....... in a FUCKING COFFIN!!!!

...DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

Posted by: Zombie Matt Foley at February 20, 2019 06:06 PM (Tyii7)

95 I had a root canal maybe 2 years ago, dentist did it in 2 visits but first was a long one, well over a hour I think.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 06:06 PM (/rm4P)

96 Ugh, not the snake diet guy.

If you want to follow some solid keto dudes, follow Danny Vega or Robert Sykes (keto savage). Dudes are ripped and sane.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at February 20, 2019 06:06 PM (Ajsny)

97 I hope this joke isn't too obscure.

Posted by: Bobby Sands at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (fuK7c)

98 Seriously?? *rethinks possible bathing suit choices for va-cay*
Posted by: grammie winger
--------

Have you been binge-sipping again?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (/dN1M)

99 I'm somewhere between Paleo and Keto for a diet and have been training for a 10k race. My speed is improving nicely and I don't seem to hit a wall at distance.

I'd like to reduce carbs a bit more but the wine keeps calling to me. Ok the wine part is neither Paleo or Keto but it tastes so good!

Posted by: TxDan at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (b1WLN)

100 I knew Eric Berg was 90% full of shit when he said too much protein is bad for you.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (qXbKA)


Does he even have any idea what a protein is, exactly?

I'd be willing to bet that 90% of the people offering their sage advice on proteins, carbohydrates, and fats have no idea what they are. None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (B6Nsl)

101 >>> Don't start out by eating 50 eggs.
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (QLvwG)

No pulling a Gaston, got it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (hvf9s)

102 I have to have a root canal
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:02 PM (dUJdY)

Meh. Just have the bad toof yanked out, and get an implant put in its place. The root canal merely delays the inevitable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (nPGq2)

103 Eleven.. Yeah I have just been reading up on it. At least 2 procedures maybe more. Ugh.. and no insurance.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

104 > "Enjoy scenic Wogistan."

"Ashfaq Taufique, who knows Muthana's family and is president of the Birmingham Islamic Society, said the woman could be a valuable resource for teaching young people about the dangers of online radicalization were she allowed to return to the United States."


Sure. They should've turned Charles Manson loose, too, to "teach young people about the dangers of being a murderous cult leader".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 06:08 PM (0OWcv)

105 The record for fasting is 387 days. Some dude who weighed over 400 pounds.

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That can't be correct. Fasting for a year would certainly kill you, right? I mean, you need vitamins, and wouldn't your organs break down?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 06:08 PM (eadjG)

106 Do you even sleep, bro?

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 06:08 PM (786Ro)

107 The last thing I remember was that ace was within 10 lbs of his desired weight. He said he gained 8 lbs recently so how much weight is ace trying to lose.

Yes. this is a math question.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 06:08 PM (NoO9J)

108 Have you been binge-sipping again?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (/dN1M)



Clean and sober since January 1st. Cancun

Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2019 06:08 PM (lwiT4)

109 Pompeo to Alabama ISIS woman:

"We're not letting you back in the country, bitch. Sorry about that."


Alabama don't need you around, anyhow.

Posted by: Myklos Skynyrd at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (zCyNd)

110 97
I hope this joke isn't too obscure.

Posted by: Bobby Sands at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (fuK7c)

JUST GOOGLE IT BITCHES!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (9oE3U)

111 seefood diet

Posted by: Zombie Matt Foley at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (Tyii7)

112 Wow, this fucking guy sure fucking curses a fucking lot. How fucking uncouth.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 20, 2019 06:01 PM (+dsLj)
........

Fuck, I don't know. I KINDA FUCKING LIKE IT GODDAMMIT.

Posted by: Chef Ramsay at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

113 Has it occurred to you that your sleep disorder could have something to do with the way you are eating?


Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2019 05:57 PM (SEO8h)


Second that. Not getting enough sleep makes you gain weight, in my anecdotal experience. Not horribly surprising though if he's obsessing about our idiot politicians. You can't fall sleep without clearing your mind.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (xxAFD)

114 >>Pompeo to Alabama ISIS woman:

"We're not letting you back in the country, bitch. Sorry about that."





PHEW!!!!
Yet another reason why voting Trump made a difference, not just on Gorsuch.

Seems like jihadi brides returning is a recent thing, and how do we know it's not the hot new attack strategy by ISIS?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (W+vEI)

115 85 71 I have to have a root canal
Posted by: Jewells45


I had one a couple years ago. Painless. Just a pain in the ass. Takes like three procedures.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:03 PM (NLLmE)

Honestly if it's a pain in the ass you might need to find a new dentist.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (JgA4k)


You refused to open your mouth. I had to get there somehow!

Posted by: Eleven's Dentist at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (yHznC)

116 Cancun beckons, I meant to say before I got stupid.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (lwiT4)

117 "Ashfaq Taufique, who knows Muthana's family and is president of the Birmingham Islamic Society, said the woman could be a valuable resource for teaching young people about the dangers of online radicalization were she allowed to return to the United States."

Sure. They should've turned Charles Manson loose, too, to "teach young people about the dangers of being a murderous cult leader".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 06:08 PM (0OWcv)


Hanging her for terrorism would be an even more valuable resource for teaching young people about the dangers of online radicalization.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (B6Nsl)

118 all i want is a personal trainer who looks like Zooey Deschanel to help... motivate me.

Come to think of it, my boss's hot wife is a personal trainer. So now I have to think about whether I want to lose weight or stay employed (and alive).

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 20, 2019 06:10 PM (+dsLj)

119 No pulling a Gaston, got it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (hvf9s)


Gaston, the rock-climbing grip technique?

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at February 20, 2019 06:10 PM (QLvwG)

120 Whatever that guy's having... count me out.
Does that sound like rhoid rage to you?
Sounds like it to me.
And he really isn't all that cut.

Posted by: Casual observer at February 20, 2019 06:10 PM (i022r)

121 Posted by: TxDan at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (b1WLN)

You can have wine on keto. Just drink one that's very dry and keep portions reasonable. There are companies now that make various dry wines specifically the low carb community. Dry Farms is one.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at February 20, 2019 06:10 PM (Ajsny)

122
Posted by: Chef Ramsay at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (v0R5T)


It's funny when you do it, because you put them in the stressful no-win situation in the first place. ...damn cat won't let my type in peace.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 06:10 PM (xxAFD)

123 >>"Ashfaq Taufique, who knows Muthana's family and is president of the Birmingham Islamic Society, said the woman could be a valuable resource for teaching young people about the dangers of online radicalization were she allowed to return to the United States."



She already is.
Part of the lesson is: You make this choice, you're not coming home.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (W+vEI)

124 RBG's Life Coach says the F word. A lot. It seems to work.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (RuIsu)

125 Meh. Just have the bad toof yanked out, and get an implant put in its place. The root canal merely delays the inevitable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (nPGq2)

Trust this man. He knows about drilling.

Posted by: Miklos, not by nature trusting at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (zCyNd)

126
The yelling lunatic has a point:

You Are What You Eat.

And here's mine:

"You'll Look Like Those Whose Diet Advice You Follow."
--Soothsayer

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (qXbKA)

127 So recently here somebody was putting us knowledge about Girl Scout cookie clones being available at some store? So one could, say, get their thin mint fix without giving the GS a dime?


Food topic. Definitely not about fasting, though.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (QDnY+)

128 Great info! Thanks Mandy P.!

Posted by: TxDan at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (b1WLN)

129 My doctor told me there was all kinds of things wrong with me that he could fix. I told him I couldn't afford it. He gave me a clean bill of health.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (r+sAi)

130 I'd let the bitch and her spawn get as far as Gitmo.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (NoO9J)

131 > She was a fasting machine

> She kept her colon clean

> She was the skinniest woman that I've ever seen.

She had sunken eyes
Never eating fries,
and stabbing me bad with those soda straw thighs

Wanted no entrees
In a mental daze
Made a meal out of air
At the air buffets

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 06:12 PM (0OWcv)

132 Beer is a no-no on keto, liquor and wine are better. I believe clear liquors are considered the best alternative but I could be entirely wrong about that.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 06:12 PM (JgA4k)

133 crap just posted on other thread.

JackStraw- who is Rosenstein -really?

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2019 06:12 PM (wMHPW)

134 I hope this joke isn't too obscure.
Posted by: Bobby Sands at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (fuK7c)

Heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 06:12 PM (nPGq2)

135 Come to think of it, my boss's hot wife is a
personal trainer. So now I have to think about whether I want to lose
weight or stay employed (and alive).

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 20, 2019 06:10 PM (+dsLj)

Staying employed and alive is no way to live.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:12 PM (9oE3U)

136
I knew Eric Berg was 90% full of shit when he said too much protein is bad for you.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:05 PM (qXbKA)



Does he even have any idea what a protein is, exactly?



I'd be willing to bet that 90% of the people offering their sage
advice on proteins, carbohydrates, and fats have no idea what they are.
None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (B6Nsl)

I imagine this is where the idea came from:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 20, 2019 06:12 PM (bZ7mE)

137 Who made a maniac outta that guy?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 20, 2019 06:12 PM (4e+hS)

138 69 Posted by: doug at February 20, 2019 05:59 PM (XH1fU)



When you fast for that length of time, do you drink just straight water?

First let me address the dude who said I was not self aware. As the criticism was intended, it is true I bailed on the video too soon and missed the point. Mea culpa.

As for my fasting regiment. Usually I will eat one lemon a day. I like eating lemons and it gives me some food entertainment to look forward to. I will also typically have a couple tablespoons of heavy cream in coffee, so maybe 50 calories a day. It is NOT technically a fast, since that would be water only. Some days I will have a bowl of bone broth, again about 25 calories.

It is absolutely true I think that for most people fasting will be difficult psychologically because of the ritual of eating. Not eating does seem kind of boring, because you cannot distract yourself with the rituals. The hunger part is almost irrelevant. I really feel not hunger. And I know what hunger feels like. Oddly I went on a 500 calorie a day diet as an experiment and that was much harder. I felt very real energy deficits on that. I think it was probably because the body never got into efficient fat burning mode.

Posted by: doug at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (XH1fU)

139 Grasshoppers > Thin Mints

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (V0Dnw)

140 OT-And in today's Snopes stupidity of the day:

Snopes fact checks "The Babylon Bee" for saying CNN had offered Jussie Smolett a job for making up stories out of thin air.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (AllCR)

141 You can have wine on keto. Just drink one that's very dry and keep portions reasonable.
So a couple bottles per night then?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (r+sAi)

142 > Snopes fact checks "The Babylon Bee" for saying CNN had offered Jussie Smolett a job for making up stories out of thin air.


Oh, for the love of Christ.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (0OWcv)

143 Meh. Just have the bad toof yanked out, and get an implant put in its place. The root canal merely delays the inevitable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (nPGq2)
........

This is what my periodontist told me about my broken tooth.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2019 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

144 140 OT-And in today's Snopes stupidity of the day:

Snopes fact checks "The Babylon Bee" for saying CNN had offered Jussie Smolett a job for making up stories out of thin air.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (AllCR)

That made me laugh.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 06:14 PM (JgA4k)

145 Seems like jihadi brides returning is a recent thing, and how do we know it's not the hot new attack strategy by ISIS?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2019 06:09 PM (W+vEI)

Unaccompanied jihadi minor brides.

Posted by: Miklos, whole caravans of 'em at February 20, 2019 06:14 PM (zCyNd)

146
I have the best health insurance money can buy, and they cover only 60% of an implant, which is about $5K.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:14 PM (qXbKA)

147 No No, keep it to one bottle a night. Didn't say what size bottle though!

Posted by: TxDan at February 20, 2019 06:14 PM (b1WLN)

148 Snopes: Pravda with a crack habit.

Posted by: Zombie Matt Foley at February 20, 2019 06:14 PM (Tyii7)

149 > I'd be willing to bet that 90% of the people offering their sage
advice on proteins, carbohydrates, and fats have no idea what they are.

They're like, toxins, dude. Toxins.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:14 PM (0OWcv)

150 CPAP(with O2)

-
I was prescribed a CPAP in 11/01 and have used it every night since until it broke down a couple of months ago. Now I have a new one and I can't believe how much better it is than the dinosaur machine!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (+y/Ru)

151 Oddly I went on a 500 calorie a day diet as an
experiment and that was much harder. I felt very real energy deficits
on that. I think it was probably because the body never got into
efficient fat burning mode.

Posted by: doug at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (XH1fU)



Thanks. I had the exact same experience with 500 cal vs fasting. Fasting works better for me.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (lwiT4)

152 Had to turn it off after 2 min. Look, I am no wall flower and I am trying to clean up my language as well. The guy just seemed like a jerk. I know this is different, but I will say this. Years ago my wife's friend became a "life coach" she was overweight and a mess personally. My wife kept trying to get me to have her talk to my employees. She was trying to help her but I finally had to be blunt. I said, would you take her advice seriously if you didn't know her, let alone pay for it? Yea, that ended that. Every "life coach" I have ever met has been weird beyond belief.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (G6bpH)

153 132 Beer is a no-no on keto, liquor and wine are better. I believe clear liquors are considered the best alternative but I could be entirely wrong about that.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 06:12 PM (JgA4k)

Correct.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (Ajsny)

154 I don't want have it pulled, I had the one behind it pulled 2 years ago because it cracked. I would have no molars on that side of my mouth.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (dUJdY)

155 OT-And in today's Snopes stupidity of the day:

Snopes fact checks "The Babylon Bee" for saying CNN had offered Jussie Smolett a job for making up stories out of thin air.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (AllCR)

Ha!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (xPJvm)

156 Trump tweeted about McCabe being a poor mans j Edgar Hoover. I said Trump isn't random and some kink news will come out.

Someone on the twatter notes he doesn't wear his wedding ring in interviews.

Coincidence?

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (ZfRYq)

157 FWIW the best I ever feel is when I'm in a state of mild ketosis.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (JgA4k)

158 OT-And in today's Snopes stupidity of the day:
...





Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (AllCR)


So, a hooker, a dominatrix and their john start a website...

Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (xxAFD)

159 104
> "Enjoy scenic Wogistan."



"Ashfaq Taufique, who knows Muthana's family and is president of the
Birmingham Islamic Society, said the woman could be a valuable resource
for teaching young people about the dangers of online radicalization
were she allowed to return to the United States."





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 06:08 PM (0OWcv)

Skype it, bitch.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)

160 I imagine this is where the idea came from:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 20, 2019 06:12 PM (bZ7mE)


So he's basing his advice on a half-understood phenomenon that is exceedingly rare (no pun intended).

We had a local chick pontificate to the city council about Roundup, her qualifications for doing so being she'd "worked in a lab."

I'd bet my life she doesn't know shit about Roundup's systematic name, its structure, properties, toxicology, fate in the environment, zip. She probably washed glassware in a lab, unless I miss my guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (B6Nsl)

161 Oh, for the love of Christ.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (0OWcv)

That is NOT our nation's foreign policy.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (BKTpn)

162 > Seems like jihadi brides returning is a recent thing

Well, they're not returning here, according to Pompeo.

We'll see what Judge Kamehameha has to say about it.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (0OWcv)

163 UNC/Duke on tonight.
2 nights a year, I root for UNC.
Fuck Duke.
The only problem is ESPN. Already, one of the talking heads (former Dukie player) says this is the greatest rivalry in sports. Bullshit. Boston/Montreal Pittsburgh/Philadelphia (NHL), NYY/Red Sox LA Dodgers/SF Giants (MLB), Dallas/Washington Pittsburgh/Baltimore (NFL), Ohio State/Michigan Alabama/Auburn Army/Navy (CFA). Duke/UNC is one of the great rivalry's. Not the greatest.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 06:16 PM (WNAuL)

164 I'd be willing to bet that 90% of the people offering their sage advice on proteins, carbohydrates, and fats have no idea what they are. None.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


My fav was a nutrition specialist on a podcast who said the cyanobacteria in Spirulina is bad for you because it's related to cynanide.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019 06:16 PM (0ogxh)

165 Grasshoppers > Thin Mints

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (V0Dnw)

That "pebble"?

It was a Thin Mint.

That bastard of a blind monk.

Posted by: Grasshopper at February 20, 2019 06:16 PM (zCyNd)

166 A. I've yelled at Ace since 2004. Do I get a shout out? NOOOOOOOOOOOO

B. Dear Mr. Mueller: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? WHY ARE BRUCE OHR, NELLIE OHR, PETER SSZZZROKRTT, HIS DENTURES, AND ROD ROSENSTEIN NOT IN IRONS? I detect the stench of sedition.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:16 PM (PpJSb)

167 > I'd be willing to bet that 90% of the people offering their sage

advice on proteins, carbohydrates, and fats have no idea what they are.



They're like, toxins, dude. Toxins.





Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:14 PM (0OWcv)

And, like, free radicals and junk. Where did the Cheetos go, man?

Posted by: Spicoli at February 20, 2019 06:16 PM (QLvwG)

168 Eleven.. Yeah I have just been reading up on it. At least 2 procedures maybe more. Ugh.. and no insurance.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

There is a dental clinic in Mesa advertising implants for $850. And it does take two visits, about a year apart. They want the jawbone to grow in around the implanted socket, before placing the artificial tooth.

I had one done in Mexico a few years ago, and now I cannot remember which tooth is the fake one. Feels perfectly natural.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 06:17 PM (nPGq2)

169 So would i burn more calories if i was on pure oxygen say...oh...24 hours a day?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:17 PM (9oE3U)

170 148 Snopes: Pravda with a crack habit.
Posted by: Zombie Matt Foley at February 20, 2019 06:14 PM (Tyii7)



What is really sad is that pravda.ru today arguably has much better and more accurate news than CNN or MSNBC or the other alphabets. It's like the roles reversed and the commies took over here. Oh wait.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 20, 2019 06:17 PM (ujg0T)

171 > My fav was a nutrition specialist on a podcast who said the cyanobacteria in Spirulina is bad for you because it's related to cynanide.

90% of skin cancers are caused by exposure to the cyan ink in printer cartridges.

Source: I just made it up.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (0OWcv)

172 Doesn't NGU schedule regular office hours here to consult on Morons' dental needs?


Dentistry thread!


It'll be more interesting than the Baseball Thread.


Speaking of which, so this Machado guy I haven't really heard of is being paid a zillion $ to play for the hapless Padres? Ha.


It is a mystery that passeth understanding that anyone would pay a dime to go to a Padre game. The cost of one game, with anything consumed, is ridiculous. Don't know anyone who goes, for years, and even then it was free tickets.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (QDnY+)

173 'Spirulina is bad for you because it's related to cynanide. '

And super glue. And Cylons.

Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (UdKB7)

174 My dental clinic is actually in Cancun. I'm halfway through an implant procedure and I need to go back to get it done.

But I've been procrastinating for emotional reasons. going to Cancun alone is not particularly inviting to me.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (JgA4k)

175 >>Who made a maniac outta that guy?



I know, right?


One time a colleague who was a professional body builder had a brown bag lunch session on nutrition. She opened her presentation with an anecdote about a conversation she had with an older, out of weight, out of shape guy on a plane, how she tried to convince him that if he loved his family he would do something about it. Then she says: "That man was my father, and he died of a heart attack." It was weird and cold. She had the same intolerance and disdain for fatties the screaming guy does.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (W+vEI)

176 OT-And in today's Snopes stupidity of the day:

Snopes fact checks "The Babylon Bee" for saying CNN had offered Jussie Smolett a job for making up stories out of thin air.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:13 PM (AllCR)


Liberals have zero sense of humor. I had a colleague who was seriously psychotic (not my snarky opinion; he'd been diagnosed by professionals) who in similar fashion uniformly failed to get any joke. I've been told that that's because psychotics fail to recognize incongruities, which are of course the essence of humor.

This guy would sit there puzzled while everyone else laughed at a joke, and then he'd comment on it as though the speaker had been serious. Much coughing and shuffling of feet would always ensue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (B6Nsl)

177 > And, like, free radicals and junk.

Gluten: totally a protein. And we all know about gluten, right?

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (0OWcv)

178 I wanted to fast, but then they told me to take it slow, and I got confused.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (QE8X6)

179 So recently here somebody was putting us knowledge about Girl Scout cookie clones being available at some store? So one could, say, get their thin mint fix without giving the GS a dime?


Food topic. Definitely not about fasting, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (QDnY+)
--------

I wasn't around for that, but Aldi has dupes for all the Girl Scout cookies for a fraction of the cost. I don't eat them but my husband and boys do and they say they're great.

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (U5tDi)

180 who is Rosenstein -really?

------

The theory is he's one of them good guys who's deep undercover, and has to appear bad to get the bad guys.

It's like one of those movies where the mobsters want the UC to kill to kill a guy to prove his loyalty, and he has to figure a way out of it.

Except if Rosenstein was that UC, he'd just whack five or six guys the family didn't like.

He's that committed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 06:19 PM (eadjG)

181 The last thing I remember was that ace was within 10 lbs of his desired weight. He said he gained 8 lbs recently so how much weight is ace trying to lose.

Yes. this is a math question.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 06:08 PM (NoO9J)

I was told there would be no math.

Did ace mention which SIDE of his desired weight he was withing 10 lbs of?

Posted by: The Most Interesting Conservative in the World at February 20, 2019 06:19 PM (2shuf)

182 fasting...well at least intermittent fasting...is easy enough but if I have too many carbs the day before, whoa am I hungry the next day.

I'm happy at 16-20 hours. If you live alone, I'd think a 24hour+ fast is doable but muh girl (all girls, it seems) complain about low blood sugar after a while.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 06:19 PM (9AcAx)

183 Snopes fact checks "The Babylon Bee" for saying CNN had offered Jussie Smolett a job for making up stories out of thin air.
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The comments at Twitchy re above are pretty amusing.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3l5kvju

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:20 PM (4bd7D)

184 So he's basing his advice on a half-understood phenomenon that is exceedingly rare (no pun intended).


*Shrugs*

I never heard of the man before that comment, so I couldn't say for sure. I was just guessing.

But it isn't a really obscure phenomenon, at least among aficionados of Frontier history and the like.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 20, 2019 06:20 PM (bZ7mE)

185 said the woman could be a valuable resource for teaching young people about the dangers of online radicalization were she allowed to return to the United States."

So could a 2x4.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 06:20 PM (C78No)

186 Staying employed and alive is no way to live.

******************

AAAAAAAAAAAMEN

Posted by: The Townpeople in Blazing Saddles at February 20, 2019 06:20 PM (+dsLj)

187 Would I be better off just having him pull it then get a crown? I didn't think of that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:20 PM (dUJdY)

188 61
I have to have a root canal

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:02 PM (dUJdY)

Take a friend and get knocked out with the gas, if that's an alternative. If done correctly it's not that painful but why take chances? Plus, whoopee gas.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at February 20, 2019 06:20 PM (1FhAQ)

189 I guess ace likes that guy since his posts are basically ace level movie reviews...an hour to say don't be a bizch?

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 06:20 PM (9AcAx)

190 "So recently here somebody was putting us knowledge about Girl Scout cookie clones being available at some store? So one could, say, get their thin mint fix without giving the GS a dime? "

Aldi's.

Some with the Samoans.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2019 06:21 PM (cqNba)

191 Gluten is what makes hot asses hot.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:21 PM (NLLmE)

192 > So could a 2x4.

Or a .22 round to the brainstem.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:21 PM (0OWcv)

193
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 06:16 PM (WNAuL)


Ohio State-Michigan used to be the greatest rivalry, but poor Michigan keeps losing.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 06:22 PM (xxAFD)

194 123 >>"Ashfaq Taufique, who knows Muthana's family and is president of the Birmingham Islamic Society, said the woman could be a valuable resource for teaching young people about the dangers of online radicalization were she allowed to return to the United States."



She already is.
Part of the lesson is: You make this choice, you're not coming home.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (W+vEI)


Bingo.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 06:22 PM (sdi6R)

195 The last thing I remember was that ace was within 10 lbs of his desired weight. He said he gained 8 lbs recently so how much weight is ace trying to lose.


"If Ace left Chicago at noon weighing 210 pounds....."

Posted by: Miklos, multiply choicing at February 20, 2019 06:22 PM (zCyNd)

196 One time a colleague who was a professional body builder had a brown bag lunch session on nutrition. She opened her presentation with an anecdote about a conversation she had with an older, out of weight, out of shape guy on a plane, how she tried to convince him that if he loved his family he would do something about it. Then she says: "That man was my father, and he died of a heart attack." It was weird and cold. She had the same intolerance and disdain for fatties the screaming guy does.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (W+vEI)


One of my baseball buddies died of a heart attack at age 50. He was a little wiry guy, probably 5'10" 150 lbs., a tennis pro, in fantastic shape, playing tennis all week, and then playing baseball all weekend. He finished a lesson, clutched his chest, and died in the ambulance.

We couldn't believe it. He could have run any of us into the ground, easily.

Moral: carpe those diems. You never know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:22 PM (B6Nsl)

197 I spend a lot of time reading about nutrition--mostly in the general area of keto/paleo/hunter gatherer.

The field can be confusing but I'm satisfied that it is obesity is largely about a hormonal imbalance. That is the central theory behind The Obesity Code.

I also believe the food pyramid still pushed by the government is wrong.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 06:22 PM (JgA4k)

198 I slept in until 5:30... missed the snow coming down.

But I'm now sitting by a fire now enjoying coffee.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 20, 2019 06:22 PM (Xqo6t)

199 I don't want have it pulled, I had the one behind it pulled 2 years ago because it cracked. I would have no molars on that side of my mouth.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (dUJdY)
........

mmmf haff *smack*smack* denshures en muhh moufff *smack*smack*

Posted by: Nanski Peloski at February 20, 2019 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

200 > Gluten is what makes hot asses hot.


Glutenous Maximus for the really big ones.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:22 PM (0OWcv)

201 Jewells, root canals are no biggie now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:22 PM (PpJSb)

202 Would I be better off just having him pull it then get a crown? I didn't think of that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:20 PM (dUJdY)


A crown is put on the tooth after the root canal, you can't pull it and get a crown. An implant is entirely different.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 06:23 PM (xxAFD)

203 90% of skin cancers are caused by exposure to the cyan ink in printer cartridges.

Source: I just made it up.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert
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Well, since I read this on the internet, it must be true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:23 PM (4bd7D)

204 *Willowed* Holy crap. There is a woman who climbed the top of a tower in Austin threatening to jump if undocumented children aren't freed from their cages.
Posted by: Mike at February 20, 2019 05:42 PM (c056A)

It's that same African dickhead who polluted the Statue of Liberty climbing it on 7/4. Austin's known for their snipers so maybe one can a head shot in!

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at February 20, 2019 06:23 PM (jdWK0)

205 Did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Mostly false. Chicken psychology is in its infancy and ascribing such motivation to a hypothetical chicken is simply not scientifically reliable.

Posted by: Snopes at February 20, 2019 06:23 PM (+y/Ru)

206 The last thing I remember was that ace was within 10 lbs of his desired weight. He said he gained 8 llbs recently so how much weight is ace trying to lose.

Yes. this is a math question.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 06:08 PM (NoO9J)


Either 18 or -2!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:23 PM (B6Nsl)

207 Gluten: totally a protein. And we all know about gluten, right?

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM



Donkey kicks are a good workout for the glutens.

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 06:23 PM (786Ro)

208 Everytime I look at Babylon Bee I can't stop laughing - this was another one: "Activists vow that John Wayne will never work in Hollywood Again!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (Kpl3J)

209 *Willowed* Holy crap. There is a woman who climbed the top of a tower
in Austin threatening to jump if undocumented children aren't freed from
their cages.

Posted by: Mike at February 20, 2019 05:42 PM (c056A)



It's that same African dickhead who polluted the Statue of Liberty
climbing it on 7/4. Austin's known for their snipers so maybe one can a
head shot in!


Why waste a bullet? Just keep the kids penned up...

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (bZ7mE)

210 There is a woman who climbed the top of a tower in Austin threatening to jump if undocumented children aren't freed from their cages.

Proper response: Ignore her. Not even kidding.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (PpJSb)

211 This guy would sit there puzzled while everyone else
laughed at a joke, and then he'd comment on it as though the speaker
had been serious. Much coughing and shuffling of feet would always
ensue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:18 PM (B6Nsl)

I played a couple of Key and Peele vids for a Libtard SIL and her adult daughter...they were hilarious. "Substitute teacher" was one cause I taught in 'pobre escuelas'
All the mother said after it was done. "they are bi-racial". what? Oh so they can make jokes but I'm white so I cant laugh? just stupid.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (9oE3U)

212 bluebell and VIA, gracias.


There actually is an Aldi's not far from me. Went there once. No real reason to go back. Kind of wonder what their model is.


In any case, if they have GS-free GS cookies, I'll get them.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:25 PM (QDnY+)

213 okay..geez I don't know about this stuff lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:25 PM (dUJdY)

214 OT, but thanks, beloved Horde, for entertaining me between grading pages of a test.

Posted by: Emmie at February 20, 2019 06:25 PM (4HMW8)

215 Tim Ferriss, writes in the 4-Hour Body, about focussing on shifting your body fat percentage rather than simply focussing on weight loss.

That is when he's going on about the 15-minute orgasm.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 06:25 PM (JgA4k)

216 >>191 Gluten is what makes hot asses hot.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:21 PM (NLLmE)

Gluten put the hot in Hottentot.

Posted by: Cowardly Lion at February 20, 2019 06:25 PM (QE8X6)

217 ould I be better off just having him pull it then get a crown? I didn't think of that.

Posted by: Jewells45

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I think I mentioned this before but root canals are bad. choose carefully.

I watched a documentary, so I'm basically an expert, mmkay. But I'd hope you read up on some RC horror stories. If they don't clean that shit out right proper, then you're stuck with decaying matter in your mouth forver.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 06:25 PM (9AcAx)

218 Proper response: Ignore her. Not even kidding.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (PpJSb)

but would yelling "jump!!" be improper?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:25 PM (9oE3U)

219
Would I be better off just having him pull it then get a crown?

You mean an implant. $5K.

A crown is used on a broken tooth ONLY if feasible to do so.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:25 PM (qXbKA)

220 > The comments at Twitchy re above are pretty amusing.


Hah! "Snopes Rates Babylon Bee World's Most Accurate News Source"

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:26 PM (0OWcv)

221 Everytime I look at Babylon Bee I can't stop laughing - this was another one: "Activists vow that John Wayne will never work in Hollywood Again!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (Kpl3J)

Possibly related-The Onion has been losing lots of money lately.

Posted by: Miklos, the Invisible Hand has a sense of humor at February 20, 2019 06:26 PM (zCyNd)

222 194 123 >>"Ashfaq Taufique, who knows Muthana's family and is president of the Birmingham Islamic Society, said the woman could be a valuable resource for teaching young people about the dangers of online radicalization were she allowed to return to the United States."
She already is.
Part of the lesson is: You make this choice, you're not coming home.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (W+vEI)
Bingo.

It's like the old DeMotivators Poster: "Perhaps the purpose of your life is simply to serve as a Warning to Others."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)

223 OT, but thanks, beloved Horde, for entertaining me between grading pages of a test.

"If Ace left Chicago at noon weighing 210 pounds..."


Self-assembling comedy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:27 PM (PpJSb)

224 64 Pompeo to Alabama ISIS woman:

"We're not letting you back in the country, bitch. Sorry about that."

Posted by: Shiite Keanu Reeves at February 20, 2019 06:02 PM (0OWcv)


Yeah, we checked and you know what, ALLAH WASN"T FUCKING WILLING!. Bwaaahahahahaha

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2019 06:27 PM (ABjxW)

225
I now fast on Fridays. That means one meal, normal for that time. Coffee and soda are all right, but no smoothies, milkshakes, etc. If I have anything before then, it's apt to make me hungrier, so it's best to avoid it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:27 PM (lwYja)

226 Everytime I look at Babylon Bee I can't stop laughing - this was another one: "Activists vow that John Wayne will never work in Hollywood Again!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (Kpl3J

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At least the NPCs have dropped the pretense of wanting some kind of "justice" from the various "wrongdoers" they attack... What's John going to do? Apologize? Have his career destroyed? He's dead.

They're now, finally, openly admitting what this is about: trashing and demonizing and marginalizing the things the humans like.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 06:27 PM (eadjG)

227 212 bluebell and VIA, gracias.


There actually is an Aldi's not far from me. Went there once. No real reason to go back. Kind of wonder what their model is.


In any case, if they have GS-free GS cookies, I'll get them.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:25 PM (QDnY+)

It's a budget-friendly store. They keep costs way down by prvidiñ basically zero frills. No baggers, no bags, no fancy shelves. Just the basics at a low price. I get all my plain meats, cheeses, heavy cream, butter, and veg there. If you're looking for something specialty or outside of basic categories, you end up stopping at a different store, but it gets the job done for the majority of my food shopping.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (Ajsny)

228 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (Kpl3J)

That IS funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (AllCR)

229 Here's to hoping the Austin tower sitter flies to her reward below - atop a group of "supporters", if one has gathered.


The lies and slanders and blood-libels about treatment of illegal aliens/migrants are blood-boiling. And seeing how many "Americans" swallow them, or want to, and how they do not lead to social or cultural ostracism, helps to illustrate how degraded the populace is.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (QDnY+)

230 40 days was the max I heard that could be done, and that was pushing the safety limits. But that was maybe cuz "that's what Jesus did". Didn't JC fast 40 days?


I used to fast a little, never more than a day that I recall. Probably should do it again ... need to lose the midsection bump. Lost about 15 and maintained that ... another 15 would be great.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (Cus5s)

231 Serious, dentists are a dime a dozen, find one who is up to speed on the latest tech and theories. and who went to a good, american university.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (9AcAx)

232
HEY, STOP BEING A FUCKING LITTLE FUCKING INSOMNIAC!!!!!!!!



There. You should sleep like a baby drunk on NyQuil tonight.

You're welcome.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (CRRq9)

233 210 There is a woman who climbed the top of a tower in Austin threatening to jump if undocumented children aren't freed from their cages.
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hell, why not just put a couple of kids in a pack and play and tell her, "look, LOOK at the kids in cagezzzzz!!!"

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (d7Ww2)

234 Does this mean that if we yell at Ace he'll do what we want? In weighty matters, that is?

Posted by: Caliban at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (QE8X6)

235 If you really want to check if "The Big One" is gonna hit your heart get a calcium scan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (r+sAi)

236 Another Babylon Bee Headline:
"500-year-old socialist key to youth vote in 2020"

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (xPJvm)

237 40 days was the max I heard that could be done, and that was pushing the safety limits. But that was maybe cuz "that's what Jesus did". Didn't JC fast 40 days?

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Chris Pratt did a bible inspired 21 day fast.

Dude knows how to lose weight.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (9AcAx)

238 >>> So recently here somebody was putting us knowledge about Girl Scout cookie clones being available at some store? So one could, say, get their thin mint fix without giving the GS a dime? Food topic. Definitely not about fasting, though. Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:11 PM (QDnY+)

OMG, this is hilarious. There is a fake GS cookie brand I get at wal-mart, and I just googled "girl scout cookie clones" to try to find the brand for you.

Pot. Every single image in the image search is pot. Every one. Hah!!

Hold on, I'll try and find it, for real. But I'm still chuckling.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (hvf9s)

239 grammie winger: How long do you have to fast before you stop feeling hungry?

For me. a day. Then it's pretty easy.
================================

I did a 120 hour water fast last Fall. I was told that it would get easier after the second day. It didn't. The fast definitely helped though.

Posted by: Kegeshook at February 20, 2019 06:29 PM (2jNTV)

240 Mrs. Circa has fallen romatically in love with Aldi. The model is simple: Usually one brand of whatever at a ridiculously low price.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:29 PM (PpJSb)

241 One of the root canal visits is getting the antibiotics injected into the tooth.

Or removed, can't remember.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:29 PM (NLLmE)

242 >>We couldn't believe it. He could have run any of us into the ground, easily.

Moral: carpe those diems. You never know.




Yup. That's my dad, thin, athletic, eats well, but two heart attacks because of genetics. First attack was while skiing (and he finished the run, walked into the clinic), second was at the gym. Fortunately, he just keeps going.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2019 06:29 PM (W+vEI)

243 HAHAHAHAHAHA

Smollett just named as suspect in the case. And CBS made it their lead story on the evening news.

The Left is cutting him loose.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2019 06:29 PM (2PXwn)

244 Okay I see now. Sorry.. like I said I just am ignorant about that stuff. I've never had any major problems so this is new to me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:29 PM (dUJdY)

245
Proper response: Ignore her. Not even kidding.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (PpJSb)


Proper response: start grilling steaks and hamburgers at the base of the tower.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:29 PM (lwYja)

246 Under Barak that ISIS bitch would be a returning celebrity

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 06:30 PM (/rm4P)

247 Would I be better off just having him pull it then get a crown? I didn't think of that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:20 PM (dUJdY)

They have do a root canal on the tooth before they do a crown. I had a crown done, and the tooth got infected under the crown, and I wound up having it pulled. Huge abscess. Hence, no more crowns or root canals for me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 06:30 PM (nPGq2)

248 I just haven't been sleeping well for about a month, month and a half.

It's not a tumah.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 06:30 PM (LL1Be)

249 Damn! That bloody 12oz. New York fucking strip in the frig is calling my name!

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 06:30 PM (wxZSX)

250 I can't watch that Snake Diet guy. I get yelled at enough already.

Posted by: Kegeshook at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (2jNTV)

251 There actually is an Aldi's not far from me. Went there once. No real reason to go back. Kind of wonder what their model is.

Aldi is German, so they work on both price and quality. Aldi also owns Trader Joe's.

But Lidl is better, if there's one near you.

Posted by: Miklos, Value Shopper at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (zCyNd)

252 I went on a fast once, and after 2 days my teeth started to feel funny.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (QE8X6)

253 Proper response: Ignore her. Not even kidding.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (PpJSb)

Proper response: start grilling steaks and hamburgers at the base of the tower.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:29 PM (lwYja)


And hawking MAGA hats to the onlookers.

"MAGA hats here! Get your MAGA hats here!"

That and ponchos so onlookers don't get any goop on them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (B6Nsl)

254 Aldi's was OK, but not a bit cheaper than many competitors in the area. And really not competitive on price when it comes to the frequent specials at larger stores, or in several specific categories where nobody matches Trader Joe's. And Costco is no part of this comparison - don't shop there.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (QDnY+)

255 Drink a bunch of whiskey and pull the tooth yourself. Worked for the cowboys.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (r+sAi)

256 OT, but thanks, beloved Horde, for entertaining me between grading pages of a test.
Posted by: Emmie
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Just post them here. We'll do the grading. Broseidon is around here somewhere, for the hard questions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (KoKdw)

257 Hey everybody.

I'm a wimp I guess. I never found being yelled at to be that motivating.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2019 06:32 PM (miE9U)

258 I was on a bukkakke diet for a year and now I'm on a felch diet. I still can't get enough!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 20, 2019 06:32 PM (QK70D)

259 AOP.. can I ask what did it cost for the root canal and the crown?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:32 PM (dUJdY)

260 Posted by: naturalfake at February 20, 2019 06:28 PM (CRRq9)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:32 PM (AllCR)

261 This is the type of guy and those like him we used to send out in front of the Panzer column as fodder for the mines.

Posted by: Archer at February 20, 2019 06:32 PM (gmo/4)

262 I went on a fast once, and after 2 days my teeth started to feel funny.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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Oats, you need more oats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:32 PM (KoKdw)

263 Proper response: Ignore her. Not even kidding.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:24 PM (PpJSb)

Proper response: start grilling steaks and hamburgers at the base of the tower.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:29 PM (lwYja)


Also street vendors selling burritos and tortillas.

Might as well rub it in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:33 PM (B6Nsl)

264 255
Drink a bunch of whiskey and pull the tooth yourself. Worked for the cowboys.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (r+sAi)

so do you tie it to a door and slam the door? or the bumper of a car?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:33 PM (9oE3U)

265 And I am aware Aldi's and TJ's share the same private German ownership. Like I said, Aldi's is OK, but can't see their niche vs. many "regular" store chains. They're identical, just smaller and with less selection.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:33 PM (QDnY+)

266 I once had a root canal, followed by a crown. Then the tooth cracked somehow, infection set in, and it had to be extracted.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 06:33 PM (sdi6R)

267 I had a root canal and crown done 8 years ago. The tooth recently had some issues with pain and swelling. They were giving me all kinds of expensive options. It's the side I normally chew on so there's that. But at some point you have to say enough. I am going to have the dentist pull it and be done.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2019 06:33 PM (G6bpH)

268 252 I went on a fast once, and after 2 days my teeth started to feel funny.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (QE8X6)


Here, have an apple.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:33 PM (B6Nsl)

269 Aldi is German, so they work on both price and quality. Aldi also owns Trader Joe's.

But Lidl is better, if there's one near you.
Posted by: Miklos, Value Shopper at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (zCyNd)


Didldidi > Aldi OR Lidl. Fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jVLp-n9ww

You won't find Bacon Octopus Shapes (in glitter) or Land Gull anywhere else.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 06:33 PM (t+qrx)

270
We had a cross-fit gym next door to our shop in SoCal with these kind of guys as trainers.

Fuck that shit. I don't get the point of paying someone to yell at you while you're trying to work out. If I wanted some obnoxious motherfucker to scream in my face while I'm trying to do pushups, I'd have re-enlisted.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2019 06:34 PM (eXA4G)

271 You should always listen to people who yell on the internet. They know what they are saying.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 06:34 PM (dNzKv)

272 Y'all sort of make me want to try to go to 1 meal a day or even skip eating entirely 1 day a week to see if I could lower my current baseline weight.

No one I read yet responded to the "387 day faster" that the dude was in a clinic getting vitamin water and having his electrolytes and whatnot monitored. Don't try that at home.

methods to improve sleep or overcome insomnia would be a great topic 1x or 2x a year. I don't have any wonderful advice, been blessed to not have much issues being able to sleep aside from the odd bits of back or legs getting tight/sore after only a few hours.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 20, 2019 06:34 PM (eASYU)

273 so do you tie it to a door and slam the door? or the bumper of a car?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:33 PM (9oE3U)


One word: Dremel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 06:34 PM (B6Nsl)

274 I'm a wimp I guess. I never found being yelled at to be that motivating.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2019 06:32 PM (miE9U)

It wears out pretty quickly.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2019 06:34 PM (H8QX8)

275 I had a root cancel last year and then a cap. Total cost about 2k. No problems, it's a good lookin toof.

Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2019 06:34 PM (UdKB7)

276 Really. do you need to use those curse words? I am not a pride but I don't see where their use helps make you points.

Posted by: zogger at February 20, 2019 06:34 PM (SKahJ)

277 > Oats, you need more oats.

Careful not to get too much, though.

You wouldn't want to founder.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:35 PM (0OWcv)

278 You should always listen to people who yell on the internetbus. They know what they are saying.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 06:34 PM (dNzKv)


FTFY.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)

279 I'm a wimp I guess. I never found being yelled at to be that motivating.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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You never were yelled at by Command Sgt. Major Raney B. Blevins.

He taught lessons that I have never forgotten.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:35 PM (U7Mh9)

280 Costco is no part of this comparison - don't shop there.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:31 PM (QDnY+)

--------

You don't have to tell this lady.

She committed a double-murder, and specifically mentions her hatred of Costco as one of her motives:

https://tinyurl.com/y9yc8pws

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 06:35 PM (eadjG)

281 So what does a Mexican implant go for these days anyway?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:35 PM (9oE3U)

282 > so do you tie it to a door and slam the door? or the bumper of a car?

Real men just crimp a few dynamite caps with their teeth.


Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:36 PM (0OWcv)

283 You mean an implant. $5K.

A crown is used on a broken tooth ONLY if feasible to do so.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:25 PM (qXbKA)

The price has come down a lot. Clinic in Mesa, AZ has billboards advertising implants for $850. The place I deal with in Mexico wants about $1300 for top-quality work.

Of course, that's cash money. No bullshit insurance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 06:36 PM (nPGq2)

284 Pale Rider. I find getting older gets rid of the insomnia..lol.. I fall asleep in front of the damn TV!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:36 PM (dUJdY)

285 >>>Drink a bunch of whiskey and pull the tooth yourself. Worked for the cowboys.<<<

Slap iron to it and sing out.

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 06:36 PM (wxZSX)

286 Proper response: Ignore her. Not even kidding.

...
Proper response: start grilling steaks and hamburgers at the base of the tower.

....
Also street vendors selling burritos and tortillas.


...
Might as well rub it in. ...


Start a pool on "time of impact".
"Who's got 7:03?"


"You're a WINNAH"

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 06:36 PM (LL1Be)

287 Hadrian the Seventh,

Soda is not alright. I used to drink two cokes a day, as mix for my rum. I haven't had a drop of either since mid July.

Posted by: Kegeshook at February 20, 2019 06:36 PM (2jNTV)

288 You never were yelled at by Command Sgt. Major Raney B. Blevins.


Master Chief Petty Officer John Childs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:36 PM (PpJSb)

289 If I wanted some obnoxious motherfucker to scream in my face while I'm trying to do pushups, I'd have re-enlisted.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2019 06:34 PM (eXA4G)

Not a married man, I take it.

Posted by: Miklos, why buy the cow? at February 20, 2019 06:36 PM (zCyNd)

290 I don't want have it pulled, I had the one behind it
pulled 2 years ago because it cracked. I would have no molars on that
side of my mouth.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:15 PM (dUJdY)


The
way they do root canals today you don't even feel it. You get the root
canal,
then they put in a temp filling, then you get the tooth prepped for a
cap and a few weeks later you get the new cap. Pricey yeah, painful no.
The implant route is another way, but you better get somebody really
good for that. The best dudes can pull the tooth and do the implant the
same day. Then you wait 6 months for the bone to grow and then you get
the tooth. The better dudes will use your blood/dna for the bone graft
and you have no swelling and no rejection. When I had one of my front
teeth done the first dude pulled the tooth, did the bone graft, it hurt like hell for a week, and 6 months later he tells me the graft didn't work, so sorry. My dentist then sends me to NASA type implant dude, and he tells me no problem. He did the implant and the graft in one day using my DNA, and I didn't feel shit later. No swelling, no pain, nothing. I took one pain killer. 6 months later I had the tooth. He told me the implant should have been done the day of the original extraction. I cursed my dentist up and down for sending me to that 1st idiot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 06:37 PM (9Om/r)

291 235
I just did last week
My score was 235
Hahaha
Aspirin and atorvastatin for me now

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 20, 2019 06:37 PM (QK70D)

292 My root canal in December was painless ... the shots, the whole thing ... and quick, under a half hour. Just outside of St. Louis. Then it worked out I got a one day crown the same day ... also painless ... took a couple hours waiting for them to make the crown ... but easy peasy. no gas.


Aldi has some video on their process to lower prices while maintaining quality. That is my main place for groceries. search "truth about aldis" on You-Tube. like a commercial, but interesting.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 06:37 PM (Cus5s)

293 DIY Dentistry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJmCWx_yPsg

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

294 I'm a wimp I guess. I never found being yelled at to be that motivating.

Posted by: qdpsteve

---------



You never were yelled at by Command Sgt. Major Raney B. Blevins.



He taught lessons that I have never forgotten.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:35 PM (U7Mh9)

In my case it was GSGT. Pickles. Not someone to trifle with - he did not suffer fools easily.

Posted by: Archer at February 20, 2019 06:37 PM (gmo/4)

295 The other day I was thinking about being a fucking little fucking bitch...

**********

Wow.
Seems I missed a good thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:37 PM (Ssh2k)

296
Cures for Ace's insomnia:

1) Buy a house on several acres of land.

2) Acquire 14 large dogs that need to be fed, bathed and groomed.

Insomnia and money will disappear like a snowball in a blast furnace.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:37 PM (lwYja)

297 I had a Whataburger bacon cheeseburger and onion rings today. After burning 100 rds 7.62X39, 100 rds 5.56X45, 100 rds 9mm, and 50 rds .357. The cheeseburger was for dessert. I feel fit as a fiddle.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 06:38 PM (zLDYs)

298 Soda is just alright with me.

Soda is just alright, oh yeah.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:38 PM (NLLmE)

299 If Fat Ace pulls out of Chicago on a train going to Philadelphia at 45 mph at noon and Skinny Ace pulls out of Philadelphia on a train going to Chicago at 55 mph at 1:30, what is the maximum amount each can spend in the dining car?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 06:38 PM (+y/Ru)

300 You should always listen to people who yell on the internet. They know what they are saying.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
----
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IRONY.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at February 20, 2019 06:38 PM (U7Mh9)

301 You don't have to tell this lady.



She committed a double-murder, and specifically mentions her hatred of Costco as one of her motives:


Social media is mind-poison.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 06:38 PM (LL1Be)

302 Implants in DC area are about $3k per.

And I need 2.

Dammit.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 06:38 PM (ZfRYq)

303 Pagin NGU, paging NGU.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:38 PM (QDnY+)

304 Soda is not alright. I used to drink two cokes a day, as mix for my rum. I haven't had a drop of either since mid July.
Posted by: Kegeshook at February 20, 2019 06:36 PM (2jNTV)
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Good for you! That's wonderful. Keep up the good work.

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 06:38 PM (U5tDi)

305 So what does a Mexican implant go for these days anyway?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:35 PM (9oE3U)

5000 pesos, cash. And "Mexican implant" so much nicer then "anchor baby"

Posted by: Miklos, broker, reader, and advisor at February 20, 2019 06:38 PM (zCyNd)

306 If Fat Ace pulls out of Chicago on a train going to Philadelphia at 45 mph at noon and Skinny Ace pulls out of Philadelphia on a train going to Chicago at 55 mph at 1:30, what is the maximum amount each can spend in the dining car?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I was told there would be no infinite series on this blog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:39 PM (U7Mh9)

307 There is no cure for Ace's insomnia.

Posted by: Solomon at February 20, 2019 06:39 PM (QE8X6)

308 Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Shit

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 20, 2019 06:39 PM (QK70D)

309 >>> The Left is cutting him loose.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2019 06:29 PM (2PXwn)

The Kevin Spacey treatment, a full shunning? I honestly did not see that coming, because the left is good at circling their wagons. But the evidence is just piling up faster and deeper now against him. Hollywood hates looking foolish, even though they are fools all the time.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 06:39 PM (hvf9s)

310 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 06:35 PM


I just lost my lunch.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

311
If I wanted some obnoxious motherfucker to scream in my face while I'm trying to do pushups, I'd have re-enlisted.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2019 06:34 PM (eXA4G)

Not a married man, I take it.
Posted by: Miklos, why buy the cow? at February 20, 2019 06:36 PM (zCyNd)







Is it that obvious?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2019 06:40 PM (eXA4G)

312 Well, he's not wrong.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 06:40 PM (9fXnJ)

313 You never were yelled at by Command Sgt. Major Raney B. Blevins.

**********

1LT Daniel D.

We officers never yelled but he did ask me once (I was a 2LT at the time) in a very sarcastic voice, "Just WTF are you doing?"

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:40 PM (Ssh2k)

314 Made the kids another frozen pizza with a serving size of 1/9.

What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

315

If you can save the tooth, save the tooth.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (qXbKA)

316 I paid ~380 for the root canal, around that for the crown. Insurance covered about the same for each. Implants I hear, are around $4000 each ... insurance max is $1000/yr for me, not sure they cover implants at all. Might be able to get them for half that in Mexico, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (Cus5s)

317 I am just starting to get into intermittent fasting. A MD is guiding me so there's that. Doing both glucose and ketone blood testing during the fast.

Since I am 29, she has put certain rules into place.

HA! I'll show her.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (Y4EXg)

318 Jussie was never a big enough name to become that important to the Left. They're cutting him loose because he's a bigger liability than a benefit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

319 This time of year is difficult mostly because of the various baked goods everywhere prior to Lent. Fastnachts and pazckis holy shit they are good

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 20, 2019 06:42 PM (MfN5O)

320 314: Who cares? No one has ever gotten filled up on an official serving size, especially an active kid.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 20, 2019 06:42 PM (eASYU)

321 I think its a Lidl going to go up near Norristown, just a cleared lot now.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 06:42 PM (/rm4P)

322 If you can save the tooth, save the tooth.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (qXbKA)


My old dentists advice. I got a root canal, it lasted about 10 years, then the tooth had to come out.

Within months the one opposite cracked, and they just pulled it.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 06:42 PM (ZfRYq)

323 Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 20, 2019 06:39 PM (QK70D)

Having sexual relations with feces doesn't appeal to me, but your mileage may vary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (AllCR)

324 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (oVJmc)
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Heh. I guess they wanted to keep their nutritional information to a certain range that was too small to cut it into eighths.

I'd cut it into thirds, then each third into thirds. CBD would pull out his kitchen scale and weigh each piece to two decimal points.

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (U5tDi)

325 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (qXbKA)

That's always been my philosophy. I had him pull the last one but this would mean all molars gone on my bottom left side. It would be noticeable and I probably would not be able to chew very well either. I don't know what to do

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (dUJdY)

326 Who cares? No one has ever gotten filled up on an official serving size, especially an active kid.

My youngest is Type-1, so I need an accurate carb count.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

327
Big Dental wants you to keep all your teeth so as to maintain their obscene profits treating them. Under a Sanders administration you won't have those costs to worry about. Or your teeth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (lwYja)

328 We officers never yelled but he did ask me once (I was a 2LT at the time) in a very sarcastic voice, "Just WTF are you doing?"

Posted by: Diogenes
-----
You new to infantry son? LOL

Posted by: Major Harddriver looking to make COL at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (Y4EXg)

329 If you can save the tooth, save the tooth.



Save the liver!

Posted by: Julia Child at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (zCyNd)

330
After a root canal, the tooth is "dead" yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (qXbKA)

331 Look the cure for insomnia is sleep. Thank God I'm here for you guys.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (9oE3U)

332 I've had three root canals over the past twenty years, three different dentists. Nary a problem with any of them, and far cheaper than implants.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (xPJvm)

333 I've gotten to the point where the intermittent fasting isn't working anymore. Low-carb, intermittent fasting, desk-job (so, sedentary). Dropped 25-pounds in about 2-months (I have easily another 40 to lose) and... nothing since.

I'm almost 53 and my (Type 2) diabetes is barely, and I mean barely, contained. Time to kick it up a notch.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 06:44 PM (9fXnJ)

334
Oh wait, that's not right.

If the tooth is "dead," then you can't do a root canal.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:44 PM (qXbKA)

335 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Cookie cutter right in the center. Duh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019 06:44 PM (0ogxh)

336 bluebell,

Thank you. I cannot see myself ever drinking soda again. Rum, on the other had...Actually, I will drink alcohol again. Only in moderation though. My wife and I shared a litre of wine last month.

Posted by: Kegeshook at February 20, 2019 06:44 PM (2jNTV)

337 FWIW, ace, I have found a 20-minute sauna session @170 dramatically improves sleep and reduces insomnia.

I wasn't doing the sauna for that. (Dr. Rhonda Patrick has a lot on how sauna reduces all-cause mortality for men who are nearly 29.) But it was an interesting side effect.

As someone whose sleep is interrupted a lot, anything that gets me back to sleep faster is welcome.

Posted by: moviegique at February 20, 2019 06:44 PM (oRIVo)

338 I cut the pizza into 1/8ths, and will just recalculate.
But what corporate dimwit does this kind of thing?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

339 I'm not sure whether to be proud or horrified in what we've done to Fen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:44 PM (PpJSb)

340 After a root canal, the tooth is "dead" yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter



The nerve is removed but I don't know about the blood supply.

Not sure.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

341 Fuck, fuck, shit > Duck, duck, goose?

Posted by: Archer at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

342 De-lurking to say I'm finding these Gainz type threads really helpful. Might have to try this fasting thing. Husband and I are 6 months, 10 days, and 2 hours into a one year no alcohol challenge. Dropped the first ten pounds almost effortlessly, but have plateaued since then. Definitely feel good, but boy am I going to enjoy that long-awaited Margarita in August!

Posted by: cricket at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (GDhxe)

343 "Remember the Tooth! "

"The Tooth!"

Posted by: Dr. Yueh at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (LL1Be)

344 I've been working on a wooden tooth. I haven't perfected it yet. Fucking tongue splinters.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (9oE3U)

345 Cut your pizza into 6ths. Each slice has 1.5 times calories and carbs as the label. Else break out the calculator. 9/8 for teeny slices.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (eASYU)

346
What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (oVJmc)


Cut it in thirds, then cut each of those pieces in thirds. At least, that's how I'd do it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (lwYja)

347 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Cookie cutter right in the center. Duh.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019

***********

I was told there'd be no geometry on this thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (Ssh2k)

348 Sounds like JussieJustice is about to find out where a homosexual black man falls on the virtue-signalling pecking order.

He's going to be... disappointed.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (9fXnJ)

349 Ace, if you are still here I possibly found a fried chicken recipe for you! You need baking powder, chicken wings, and an air fryer.

https://www.wholesomeyum.com/ crispy-air-fryer-chicken-wings-recipe/

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 06:46 PM (hvf9s)

350 Look the cure for insomnia is sleep. Thank God I'm here for you guys.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (9oE3U)

When I saw the nic I thought, "Slap hot iron on it." Was what you should have said.

Posted by: tbodie at February 20, 2019 06:46 PM (Rhive)

351 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths? <<<<<<<

Concentric circles.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 06:46 PM (r+sAi)

352 > What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

I would probably divide it into thirds, then divide each piece into thirds.

Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 06:46 PM (0OWcv)

353 AOP.. can I ask what did it cost for the root canal and the crown?
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:32 PM (dUJdY)

I think the crown was done by the same dentist in Los Algodones who did my previous implant. I thought I could save the tooth and save money over the implant. I think I paid about $400 for it. The tooth began throbbing on the airline flight home, and two days later I was in the dental emerg clinic to have it pulled out. I don't blame the dentist; I should have sprung for the implant. I will get one done there, eventually.

The previous implant cost me about eleven hundred dollars. And it is fine, just fine.

Dentistry is a huge industry in Los Algodones, B.C., Mexico. You simply walk through the border from a big parking lot near Yuma, and the town is right there, and its small enough you can walk anywhere. And most of the dentists are U.S. or Canadian trained, as well as graduated from Mexican universities, and they use modern equipment and dental products. They aren't horse doctors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 06:46 PM (nPGq2)

354 Look the cure for insomnia is sleep. Thank God I'm here for you guys.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
--------

Active days (including at least incidental social contact), regular meals, no caffeine after 3:00, regular (rational) bedtime. NO naps. Repeat, NO naps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (2kj6M)

355 That's always been my philosophy. I had him pull the last one but this would mean all molars gone on my bottom left side. It would be noticeable and I probably would not be able to chew very well either. I don't know what to do
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (dUJdY)

---------------------

I'm sorry Jewells. It's probably best to save the tooth, especially if you consider that if you are only chewing on one side, the molars on that side are going to be subject to damage from overuse.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (u22rx)

356 I would try a fast, but I can't even manage in intermittent fast past about 10:30 a.m.

Posted by: April at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (OX9vb)

357 I paid ~380 for the root canal, around that for the crown. Insurance covered about the same for each. Implants I hear, are around $4000 each ... insurance max is $1000/yr for me, not sure they cover implants at all.

You can get implants in Baja for $60 each. Slightly more if you want the metal to be stainless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (Mouru)

358 Would it help if I told you I was Muslim?

Posted by: Jussie al-Smollett at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

359 Cut it in thirds, then cut each of those pieces in thirds. At least, that's how I'd do it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (lwYja)

That sounds suspiciously Greek Homo-ish.

Posted by: Rev. Miklos Sharpton at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (zCyNd)

360 I was told there'd be no geometry on this thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (Ssh2k)
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Actually, he could measure the circumference, divide by 9, then tick off the appropriate measures.

But I still think it's easier to do thirds, then thirds again.

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (U5tDi)

361 339
I'm not sure whether to be proud or horrified in what we've done to Fen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:44 PM (PpJSb)

Yes....Sometimes i just have to think someone else is using her nic. cause I think not OUR Fen....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (9oE3U)

362
Jewells, your options are:

1. pull the tooth
2. pull the tooth and replace with implant
3. root canal and cap

If you can do the root canal, and it's prudent to do the root canal, then do the root canal.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:48 PM (qXbKA)

363 NO naps. Repeat, NO naps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (2kj6M)



This. Can. Not. Stand.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 06:48 PM (Mouru)

364 The implant I am in the middle of getting was $4K.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

365 They aren't horse doctors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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*hmm. I'll have to take this tooth problem somewhere else*

Posted by: AOC at February 20, 2019 06:48 PM (2kj6M)

366 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

Concentric circles.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 06:46 PM (r+sAi)


Möbius pizza.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 06:48 PM (t+qrx)

367 Melatonin, son. Don't forget to take your melatonin.

Posted by: Bing Crosby at February 20, 2019 06:48 PM (MceDl)

368 Tonypete,

Intermittent fasting has really worked for me. I allow myself a four hour window per day. Usually, It's less than that. Occasionally, I go over.

Posted by: Kegeshook at February 20, 2019 06:48 PM (2jNTV)

369 Having sexual relations with feces doesn't appeal to me, but your mileage may vary.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:43 PM (AllCR)

Does it for me!

Posted by: Shep! at February 20, 2019 06:48 PM (jdWK0)

370 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

(whistle blows - flag thrown)

15-yards for illegal use of math.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 06:48 PM (9fXnJ)

371 Sounds like JussieJustice is about to find out where a homosexual black man falls on the virtue-signalling pecking order.

ATTENTION: NARRATIVE SHIFT. HE'S A "TROUBLED MAN" AND WE SHOULD SUPPORT HIS EFFORTS TO PUT THIS EPISODE BEHIND HIM AND MOVE ON TO THE REAL PROBLEMS FACING AMERICA. NAMELY THOSE THINGS SUBWAY CALLS SANDWICHES.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:48 PM (PpJSb)

372 I would try a fast, but I can't even manage in intermittent fast past about 10:30 a.m.

---

cut some carbs and you'll find yourself less hungry and then you can IF

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 06:49 PM (9AcAx)

373
That sounds suspiciously Greek Homo-ish.

Posted by: Rev. Miklos Sharpton at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (zCyNd)


Only a sodomite would say that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:49 PM (lwYja)

374 AOP, cross-border dental (in Tijuana) has been big in San Diego for many years. Have one friend who always went down there. Dental visit, and a visit to a "gentleman's club". To be honest, there's a chance there was more to that than just dentistry and wholesome entertainment. But it was inexpensive.


(actually it WAS just dentistry - and some cheap tequilas at a strip club)

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 06:49 PM (QDnY+)

375 Also, how long until Jussie says he was molested as a kid?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:49 PM (PpJSb)

376 Active days (including at least incidental social
contact), regular meals, no caffeine after 3:00, regular (rational)
bedtime. NO naps. Repeat, NO naps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (2kj6M)

Is this 'social contact'?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:49 PM (9oE3U)

Posted by: Kamela Harris at February 20, 2019 06:49 PM (LL1Be)

378 Fasting can cause sleeplessness. Or sleeplessness can cause fasting. One or the other.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 20, 2019 06:49 PM (3sjI6)

379 Ahhh my 1st first.
Posted by: USNtakim

Congrats !

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2019 06:49 PM (t5FaG)

380 osted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:44 PM (PpJSb)

I'm a veteran of various websites. I've gotten less shy in my old age, and I'm rather irritable at the moment. Sorry. It was either that response or ask if the guy had that neurological condition where you shout out obscenities.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:49 PM (AllCR)

381 Actually, he could measure the circumference, divide by 9, then tick off the appropriate measures.

But I still think it's easier to do thirds, then thirds again.
Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (U5tDi)

(whistle blows - flag thrown)

Illegal use of higher-level math. Game suspension.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 06:50 PM (9fXnJ)

382 Actually, he could measure the circumference, divide by 9, then tick off the appropriate measures.

But I still think it's easier to do thirds, then thirds again.
Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (U5tDi)

**********

Hells bells.
Just slice it one slice at a time.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:50 PM (Ssh2k)

383 Why cut a pizza into 9ths? There is only 2 servings in one

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 06:50 PM (/rm4P)

384 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

Cut 10 equal sized slices and eat 1 while no one is looking.

Posted by: tbodie at February 20, 2019 06:50 PM (Rhive)

385 140
OT-And in today's Snopes stupidity of the day:



Snopes fact checks "The Babylon Bee" for saying CNN had offered Jussie Smolett a job for making up stories out of thin air.







Posted by: FenelonSpoke

HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my. Bless your heart, Snopes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 06:50 PM (20X6f)

386 375 Also, how long until Jussie says he was molested as a kid?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:49 PM (PpJSb)

Great! Then big homo will pile on.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 06:50 PM (t6MX/)

387 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

Cut 10 equal sized slices and eat 1 while no one is looking.

Posted by: tbodie at February 20, 2019 06:50 PM (Rhive)

Winnah!

Posted by: Rev. Miklos Sharpton-Smollet at February 20, 2019 06:51 PM (zCyNd)

388 "If the tooth is "dead," then you can't do a root canal."

my endodontist did the root canal, told me after ... tooth is dead" ... then got the crown. not sure if that means it will only last 5 years or what ... but no problem at the moment.


Implants at under $2k? sounds good, down the line. If they last me 25 years ... I'm good to go.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

389 Sounds like JussieJustice is about to find out where a homosexual black man falls on the virtue-signalling pecking order.

He's going to be... disappointed.

***

Nonsense. He's really going to enjoy where he's going.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 20, 2019 06:51 PM (MfN5O)

Posted by: Corey Booker at February 20, 2019 06:51 PM (LL1Be)

391 ATTENTION: NARRATIVE SHIFT. HE'S A "TROUBLED MAN" AND WE SHOULD SUPPORT HIS EFFORTS TO PUT THIS EPISODE BEHIND HIM

They'll be plenty of things "behind him" where he's going.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 06:51 PM (9fXnJ)

392 Snakehead Man needs to lay off the roids.....

He's starting to get a Barry Bonds grape.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 06:51 PM (Z+IKu)

393 346
What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

Cut it in thirds, then cut each of those pieces in thirds. At least, that's how I'd do it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (lwYja)


You must have been a math major.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

394 Posted by: Archer at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

That made me laugh. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:51 PM (AllCR)

395 Oh to hell with pizza.

Go with the baked ziti.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM (Ssh2k)

396 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

Is this an equivalent question to how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, Mr. Owl?


Posted by: Archer at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

397
Möbius pizza.
Posted by: hogmartin
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I was told that there would be no discussion of topology here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM (KoKdw)

398 Fen, I love ya. You've definitely...ummm...come out of your shell. So to speak.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM (PpJSb)

399 You can get implants in Baja for $60 each. Slightly more if you want the metal to be stainless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (Mouru)
.........

That's where I got mine, right down the street from the bar.

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

400 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths? 
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:41 PM (oVJmc) 

Is it a large or small pizza?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM (QK70D)

401 Shouting Man on video shouts the following in the comments:
"A HIGH PROTEIN (GLUCOSE PRODUCING) ZERO CARB DIET IS NOT KETOGENIC!"

This is not news. At least 10 years ago, at least one of Atkins' books warned against eating too much protein as the excess could/would be processed into glucose, short-circuiting a low carb diet by knocking you out of ketosis (which I've done to myself, more than once). So I'm not sure what point Shouting Man was trying to make.

Posted by: doomed at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM (8Fk0r)

402 Sooth.. I think I'll pick door #3. It sounds like the best option and just hope it works out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (dUJdY)

403 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019


Cut pizza with 2 vertical lines and 2 horizontal lines ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (LPnfS)

404 that neurological condition where you shout out obscenities.

***

Fucking Tourrettes

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (MfN5O)

405 I was told that there would be no discussion of topology here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM (KoKdw)



????????

Posted by: Miklos on behalf of boob threads at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (zCyNd)

406 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM (PpJSb)

Well, thanks. I'm probably horrifying people whose wise clergy don't post on websites.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (AllCR)

407 375 I might be totally wrong but would bet there is a 80% chance he was abused as a kid

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (/rm4P)

408
Cut 10 equal sized slices and eat 1 while no one is looking.

Posted by: tbodie
----------

Ah! See? Progressive Socialists do have a better idea!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:54 PM (KoKdw)

409 Well, thanks. I'm probably horrifying people whose wise clergy don't post on websites.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (AllCR)
---------

You're not horrifying me!

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 06:54 PM (U5tDi)

410 A HIGH PROTEIN (GLUCOSE PRODUCING) ZERO CARB DIET IS NOT KETOGENIC!"

This is not news.
Posted by: doomed at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM (8Fk0r)

It is, to a whooooooooole lot of people. These people usually start a conversation about the diet (ahem, lifestyle) they're currently trying with, "I read this article, well some of an article..."

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 06:54 PM (9fXnJ)

411 >>What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?


It's ALL part of my plan!

Posted by: Herman Caine at February 20, 2019 06:54 PM (V0Dnw)

412 Well, thanks. I'm probably horrifying people whose wise clergy don't post on websites.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (AllCR)
---------

You're not horrifying me!

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019

*********

Or me.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:55 PM (Ssh2k)

413 Cut into eigths and don't eat the crust.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:55 PM (NLLmE)

414 PRO TIP: You get big enough implants in your chest and nobody will notice that you're missing teeth.

Posted by: Alexandra Occasional-Cortex at February 20, 2019 06:55 PM (Mouru)

415 You would be surprised if we unmasked all the backgrounds here. Countless interlopers have made the mistake of assuming this or that around the HQ. The Horde is remarkably diverse.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:55 PM (PpJSb)

416 Well, thanks. I'm probably horrifying people whose wise clergy don't post on websites.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (AllCR)

you'll always be Fen to us. .... just a little sassier.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:55 PM (9oE3U)

417
"You want that pizza cut into 10 slices or 12?"

"Make it 12. I'm hungry."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2019 06:55 PM (eXA4G)

418 70 I've heard the hunger abates around day four and doesn't return until you really should start eating again.

Seriously, I could never make it day 4 if all I can think about is eating something.

Posted by: April at February 20, 2019 06:55 PM (OX9vb)

Posted by: Robin Roberts at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (LL1Be)

420 I'm sorry but that's a load of baloney about his being a troubled man. Jussie may be but that doesn't excuse what he did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (AllCR)

421 If you can save the tooth, save the tooth.


What's a dentist?

Posted by: Nathan Philips at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (786Ro)

422 You're not horrifying me!

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 06:54 PM (U5tDi)

Fen-You don't know how lucky you are, sister.

Posted by: Miklos, caressing artisanal shiv what came with the cookbook at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (zCyNd)

423 356 I would try a fast, but I can't even manage in intermittent fast past about 10:30 a.m.
Posted by: April at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (OX9vb)

Dr. Fung has talked about circadian rhythm factoring into people's eating windows. The later in the day you eat, the higher the insulin response to the food is. He says eating the exact same meal at 1 pm produces less of an insulin response as that same meal at 7 pm. And higher insulin levels later in the day tend to make people hungrier.

So, if you flip your window a bit, you might find it easier to handle. For example, I stop eating by 5 pm every day and don't eat again until 9 am or later. That way, I get in a solid 16 hours fasted every day and it's so much easier. When I was trying to eat later in the day and not have my first meal until the afternoon, I was hangry all the time.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (Ajsny)

424
Ah! See? Progressive Socialists do have a better idea!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


No they would eat five, let the others get stale, then shoot the pizza maker as a wrecker.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (LsBY9)

425 412 Well, thanks. I'm probably horrifying people whose wise clergy don't post on websites.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (AllCR)
---------

You're not horrifying me!

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019

*********

Or me.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:55 PM (Ssh2k)


Go where the sinners are.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)

426 Which gives you more in a 14 inch pizza?
8 slices or 12?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (Ssh2k)

427 Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 20, 2019 06:55 PM (9oE3U)

I think you're actually too nice to be a real cannibal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (AllCR)

428
We have a couple of dentists here.

Where are they??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (qXbKA)

429 412 Well, thanks. I'm probably horrifying people whose wise clergy don't post on websites.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (AllCR)
---------

You're not horrifying me!

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019

*********

Or me.
Posted by: Diogenes

-------------------------
I think you're wonderful

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (d7Ww2)

430 nood jussie

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (NLLmE)

431 Posted by: Herman Caine at February 20, 2019 06:54 PM (V0Dnw)

Ah, Herman--you might have had something there for a moment--until you said that you really hadn't thought about Afghanistan.

What was that all about?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (PpJSb)

432 Twitchy has FOOTAGE OF THE BROTHERS BUYING THE STUFF before the attack.

You can plainly see red hats and ski masks.

https://tinyurl.com/y3w7hexo

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

433 Go where the sinners are.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)


The pool hall?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (t+qrx)

434 I might be totally wrong but would bet there is a 80% chance he was abused as a kid
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM (/rm4P)

And a 100% chance he'll be abused in the joint.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (3sjI6)

435 You can get implants in Baja for $60 each. Slightly more if you want the metal to be stainless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 06:47 PM (Mouru)
.........

That's where I got mine, right down the street from the bar.

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at February 20, 2019 06:52 PM


Were you the "show" that day?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (G6bpH)

436
You're not horrifying me!

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019

*********

Hold it...Bluebell 'the shiv', and Fenelon (who was the victim, Buzzion, grammie?) are mutually assuring us?

*backs away*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (ZMWtN)

437 that neurological condition where you shout out obscenities.

***

Fucking Tourrettes
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 20, 2019 06:53 PM



Gordon Ramsey Syndrome

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (786Ro)

438 I "fast" accidentally sometimes. Either through being busy, or not being hungry, or simply not caring about being hungry. Never more than a day or two at a stretch, but i'm sure if I were trying to fast intentionally it would be impossible....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (Ct55T)

439 So what y'all are saying is, I shouldn't have eaten most of a bag of mother's iced animal cookies by myself and then made plans to follow it up with a quesadilla for dinner? Well, shit.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (rWZ8Y)

440 You're not horrifying me!

Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019

Well, if I'm not horrifying you I am glad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (AllCR)

441
You would be surprised if we unmasked all the backgrounds here. Countless interlopers have made the mistake of assuming this or that around the HQ. The Horde is remarkably diverse.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 06:55 PM (PpJSb)







And in some cases, a Moron's background is no surprise at all....

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (eXA4G)

442 Go where the sinners are.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)

The pool hall?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (t+qrx)

Cue Harold Hill

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (9fXnJ)

443 360 degrees divide by 9 = 40 degrees. One slice every 40 degrees.
So bake your pizza at 9 X 360 degrees = 3,240 degrees.
Problem solved.
Check my maths.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (r+sAi)

444 As kids my grandmother if there were treats for us had me being the oldest divide servings, youngest to oldest pick. You can be sure they were all equil.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (/rm4P)

445 I have not experienced fasting causing sleeplessness per se, although you can get a boost of energy sometimes.

I have heard of people putting themselves into food-comas by eating a high carb meal right before bed, though. =P

Posted by: moviegique at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (oRIVo)

446 443 360 degrees divide by 9 = 40 degrees. One slice every 40 degrees.
So bake your pizza at 9 X 360 degrees = 3,240 degrees.
Problem solved.
Check my maths.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (r+sAi)

Dude, math.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (9fXnJ)

447 Intermittent fasting has really worked for me. I
allow myself a four hour window per day. Usually, It's less than that.
Occasionally, I go over.

Posted by: Kegeshook
----
I made it up to 36 hours and it really didn't seem that bad. Doc says NEVER for a guy my age to go over 72 hours. I keep on it until my glucose/ketone ratio is under 40 and then I'll eat something.

But hell, she's in her 40's so. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (Y4EXg)

448 Fen, since you are here, a prayer request update:

I went to heart doc yesterday for 6 week followup and turns out the ablation Surgery was 100% successful.

Thank-you for posting and praying.

Posted by: tbodie at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (Rhive)

449 I just lost my lunch.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

-------

Yeah. She's a real charmer.

My brother read that aloud to our family when that was written 15 years ago.

We've been ripping on that bitch ever since.

Anytime we're over there and one of them comes back from Costco he says "Mom, you should have just gotten rid of YD and our other brother so we don't have to live like this."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (eadjG)

450 Go where the sinners are.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)

The pool hall?




Oh, ya got trouble ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

451 After a root canal, the tooth is "dead" yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter


The nerve is removed but I don't know about the blood supply.

Not sure.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)



Holy Cow, people! What are your dentists telling you.

The inside of your tooth is dead with a root canal cuz the nerve, pulp, blood supply, etc is filed out. Then your tooth's pulp chamber and canals are filled.

The inside is dead but the outside of your tooth is still alive. That's why it stays in your head. Otherwise, your body would get rid of it.

Becuz the inside is dead the tooth gets brittle so you need to have it crowned to protect your tooth from breaking.

There you go.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (CRRq9)

452 Pizza in nine slices ? Honest answer ...

360 degrees / 9 = 40 degrees. Now go solve an equilateral triangle with apex angle of 40, other angles 70, sides equal radius of pie.

Base equals the straight edge you'll lay one the edge of the pie. Cut those two points toward the middle.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (H6QNN)

453 426 Which gives you more in a 14 inch pizza?
8 slices or 12?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (Ssh2k)


Yogi Berra was a classic American.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

454 What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?

-
Cut the pizza into 18 slices by making nine cuts 20 degrees apart. Then everybody gets two slices.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (+y/Ru)

455 Sorry - not equilateral. Isosceles.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (H6QNN)

456 Tonypete,

I've done a few 45 hour fasts. They are not hard. I did a 120 hour fast that was not fun. I'm going to try another and it should be easier for me, since I'm now fat adapted.

Posted by: Kegeshook at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (2jNTV)

457 Can't be equilateral if the angles are different. Isosceles?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (rWZ8Y)

458 Should have refreshed :-)

I would cut into thirds and thirds again, but that's me.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (rWZ8Y)

459 Thank-you for posting and praying.
Posted by: tbodie at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (Rhive)


Thanks be to God working through the surgeon and other medical people ! Glad to hear that and thanks for the update, tbodie. It is a privilege and a responsibility to pray for each other.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (AllCR)

460 I have to have a root canal
Posted by: Jewells45

------------------------------
sorry to hear that, Jewells.

at least you'll get the good drugs.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I was at a picnic and my buddy's wife ( a druggie) asked me what I took for pain. I said nuthin'. She said well when you go to the doc and they give ya meds what do you do with them ? (she was lookin' to score) I said nuthin'. If they offer to write a scrip, I tell 'em don't bother.

The next week, I had an infected ingrown toenail on my big toe cut out. The doc numbed me up pretty good, it was numb ALL DAY and I was active all day and when the sun went down and the numbness wore off, my toe was THROBBING. I rooted around and found 2 non-aspirin that expired during the Nixon admin. I had to keep my foot on the floor to stop the throbbing and fell asleep in a chair and woke up with my head nearly touching the floor. Now I have baby aspirin for pain.

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (t5FaG)

461 You want to lose weight and sleep better?

Get off added sugar. And get off carbs two - four hours before bedtime and eat a little fat like peanut or almond or dream butter off a spoon or celery.

I'm dropping a pound a week after months of plateauing and sleeping like my beloved Patriots won another Super Bowl.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (7PllL)

462 Tonypete,

Under 40 is dangerous. The lowest reading I ever got is 68. I would start worrying if it dropped below 55.

Posted by: Kegeshook at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (2jNTV)

463 If it's a pizza to be eaten by 9 people slice into 8 and draw straws who is going to be fasting

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (/rm4P)

464 Can't be equilateral if the angles are different. Isosceles?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (rWZ8Y)


Doing my best here. 100 degrees all day in long sleeves in the sun running back and forth trying to start a gas turbine. Only three beers into rehydration.

I'll endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (H6QNN)

465 Tonypete,
I may have misunderstood what you meant with Glucose/Ketone ratio. I was thinking just glucose.

Posted by: Kegeshook at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (2jNTV)

466 You know what helps me sleep. The MILF channel on YouPorn.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (H6QNN)

467 On Superbowl Sunday, Mrs. Wrecks bought a HUGE pizza from Bravo Pizza. (I don't know if that's a national chain or not.) 36" diameter. Over seven square feet of pizza!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (+y/Ru)

468 "After a root canal, the tooth is "dead" yes?Posted by: Soothsayer

I'm not sure what my endodontist meant by that ... guess I should have asked, why it was significant, and if it was dead before, or after.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Cus5s)

469 Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at February 20, 2019 06:56 PM (Ajsny)

Thanks, Mandy. I'm already low carb--granted, I'm at about 50 net per day because 20 net is really difficult for me to get to. But it would probably be easier for me to not eat dinner than it is to not eat until lunch.

I'm usually not hungry until about 10 am, but once I get there, I gotta eat something!

Posted by: April at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

470 Jewells, I think you have to have a tooth to put a crown on. So pulling it then crown probably won't work.

Posted by: Ronster at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (DqSCh)

471 The law of thermodynamics still rule. No matter what the gurus say.
Lose weight calories out higher than in, gain weight higher than out. You lose on keto because you've cut out a yummy food group and the calories that go with it. Keto, paleo, low carb, low fat, fasting, whatever works for you and is SUSTAINABE is YOUR diet.
-Signed, BMI 24, happy nutrition coach who eats a lot

Posted by: Hazchic at February 20, 2019 09:25 PM (rGkI7)

Bruce Ohr Says He Ferried Another Hillary Clinton-Financed Dossier to the FBI, This One Written By His Fusion GPS Employed Wife

Walls are closing in.



Who would have thought that, this deep into the Russia collusion probe, we'd be learning about yet another dossier connected to Hillary Clinton? And, as it turns out, it was sort of a family secret.

By his own account, senior Department of Justice (DOJ) official Bruce Ohr played an essential -- and unorthodox --role, carrying politically tainted allegations of Donald Trump-Russia collusion to the FBI during the 2016 election.

First, it was unverified intelligence starting in July 2016 from Trump-hating former British spy Christopher Steele, the author of the infamous Russia dossier.


Next, it was sketchy intelligence starting in August 2016 from Fusion GPS founder Glenn Simpson, an opposition-research contractor who hired Steele and was paid to help Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign develop political dirt on Trump.

And now we learn, from testimony that is still being kept secret from the public, that Ohr admitted to Congress last year that he also took Russia information that his wife, Nellie, assembled against Trump on a computer drive and delivered that to the FBI in 2016-- a revelation that has raised fresh concerns in Congress about a possible conflict of interest.

Nellie Ohr worked for Fusion GPS and, for a time, worked on the same Clinton-financed Russian research project as Steele, according to the testimony.

DOJ ethics rules forbid department officials from working in cases where a spouse has a financial interest, a prohibition that Bruce Ohr said he knew about when he forwarded his wife's evidence to the FBI.

This was all kept secret until recently.

Guess who did know about this, though?

Ohr said he told the FBI about his wife's role at Fusion GPS but did not divulge his role as an evidence courier for his spouse to any of his DOJ supervisors -- except for one.

Ohr testified that he told Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, the man who was overseeing the Trump-Russia probe, more than a year ago that he had taken information his wife assembled against Trump at Fusion GPS and gave it to the FBI.

Related: Rod Rosenstein has some explaining to do. He helped Trump fire Comey, writing a memo stating that Trump had full authority to fire Comey, and then assisted starting an investigation into Trump for firing Comey.

This feels like a frame-up.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:09 PM




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1 Oooh!

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2019 05:04 PM (c+2jX)

2 Ain't no one gonna do shit

Posted by: Agent #1 at February 20, 2019 05:05 PM (786Ro)

3 Please tell me in this one PDT pissed on Moochelle and Bhuessein, not the bed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2019 05:05 PM (JFO2v)

4 Meanwhile:

Video showing Nigerian brothers buying the attacks supplies!

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/02/ just-in-surveillance-video-shows-brothers-linked-to-jussie-smollett -buying-red-hats-ski-masks-for-fake-maga-attack/

Solid forensic evidence. Game over.

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2019 05:05 PM (c+2jX)

5 THIS is the version that will finally do in Trump!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 05:05 PM (YslsA)

6 I'm shocked there is gambling going on in the cafe'!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 05:05 PM (Y4EXg)

7 Frame-up.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 20, 2019 05:06 PM (NMAzL)

8 Nellie Ohr: Smutmonger

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 20, 2019 05:06 PM (JcXHH)

9 Boy, Fusion has some really prolific authors. Of fiction, that is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 05:06 PM (B6Nsl)

10 Ohr house rats.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 20, 2019 05:06 PM (uz/Pv)

11 Huber will come.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 05:06 PM (Z4rgH)

12 Ace, here's the tweet with the actual video of the attack supplies being purchased by the Nigerian bothers:

https://twitter.com/CharlieDeMar/status/1098335299829145600

This is apparently a scoop.

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2019 05:07 PM (c+2jX)

13 You know, if you are going to create a fake case to get a fake warrant, you ought to do a better job than this.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 05:07 PM (YslsA)

14 How long until they declare Fusion GPS to a criminal syndicate and go after them like the mafia racket they are?

I know, rhetorical. I'll take "never" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2019 05:07 PM (I2dne)

15 Ace, please - it's "Bruce Ohr's beautiful wife, Nellie".


Think some twatter wag said something like that.


Can't recall who.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 05:07 PM (QDnY+)

16 >>This feels like a frame-up.


That's what I've been sayin'!

Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at February 20, 2019 05:07 PM (V0Dnw)

17 Pennsylvania Ave should be lined with deep staters swinging from the lamp posts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2019 05:08 PM (jxbfJ)

18 The Russia collusion thing was the biggest left wing hoax.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2019 05:08 PM (BXMxN)

19 I think Rosenstein's behavior was just a cry for help. Jussie is more likely to do time

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:08 PM (U7k5w)

20 Charlie De Mar
@CharlieDeMar

EXCLUSIVE: I tracked down surveillance of the Osundairo's buying supplies before "attack" Sources say Jussie Smollet told brothers what to buy. Countless phone calls placed for this. Visited more stores than I wish to admit. @cbschicago cbsloc.al/2V70i9h pic.twitter.com/ULr3UTDe9Q


In a sane world, Charlie De Mar just snagged himself this year's Pulitzer.

Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2019 05:08 PM (c+2jX)

21 Whoa, Nellie!

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 20, 2019 05:08 PM (uz/Pv)

22 This feels like a frame-up.

Well, we at the HQ have all known it was a frame-up. The question is, will the general American public ever realize there was a frame-up?

Posted by: Emmie at February 20, 2019 05:08 PM (4HMW8)

23 I have said all along that Mueller is Rosenstein's Monster.

He is, and WAS, in it all along.

Jeff Sessions recusal allowed ALL the main anti Trump players to stay in place.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 05:09 PM (NgKpN)

24 The FBI should look into who gave them the dossier.

I'll bet they could get to the bottom of this mystery.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 05:09 PM (71o8T)

25 Can't Rosenstein grant people like Ohr immunity so we can finally get to the bottom of ruining Trump for having the nerve to become president without official approval?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 20, 2019 05:09 PM (ZqRa6)

26 And I am sure they told the FISA court about all these ethical concerns when Roseypenis reauthorized the FISA warrant.


Coup. Hang him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)

27 Boy, they are all doing a vital, vital job in Washington. We're lucky to have them.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 05:09 PM (EYsyU)

28 Pennsylvania Ave should be lined with deep staters swinging from the lamp posts.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Call me!

Posted by: Acme Rope at February 20, 2019 05:09 PM (uz/Pv)

29 It's queer bait.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 05:09 PM (BKTpn)

30 Nothing to see here! Move on!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2019 05:10 PM (so+oy)

31 20 Charlie De Mar
@CharlieDeMar

EXCLUSIVE: I tracked down surveillance of the Osundairo's buying supplies before "attack" Sources say Jussie Smollet told brothers what to buy. Countless phone calls placed for this. Visited more stores than I wish to admit. @cbschicago cbsloc.al/2V70i9h pic.twitter.com/ULr3UTDe9Q

In a sane world, Charlie De Mar just snagged himself this year's Pulitzer.
Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2019 05:08 PM (c+2jX)

Wow, a REAL reporter? I thought they were an extinct species!

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 05:10 PM (NgKpN)

32 Call me!
Posted by: Acme Rope

Them Nigerian brothers know a good store already.

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2019 05:10 PM (8ikIW)

33 The corrupt Justice Department is the Obama legacy. This make J Edgar Hoover blush.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 20, 2019 05:10 PM (14qvS)

34 I think part of the reason that this isn't resonating more with people is that its like trying to untie the gordian knot. Its so complicated and interwoven and has so many players doing so many corrupt and questionable things nobody can keep it all straight.

Who did what with where and Fusion GPS and FISA and memo and investigation and how many different organizations involved and huh??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)

35 The question is, will the general American public ever realize there was a frame-up?

Huh! Not a chance.

Posted by: The MFM/DNC Axis at February 20, 2019 05:10 PM (EYsyU)

36 I have only one request. Those in the FBI and DOJ who facilitated the cover-up of Clinton crimes be charged as accessories.
Oh, and obstruction of justice.
And jaywalking.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 05:11 PM (1g7ch)

37 Maybe it's just me but I'm pretty bored with all the coup shit now. It's like yeah I get it and they ought to be swinging by now and nothing is going to happen as usual so STFU already. I can't believe we're at the point where actual in your face treason is just fucking ignored but here we are. Sell the DAMNED country and give me a cut.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 20, 2019 05:11 PM (MfN5O)

38 Ace of Spades: "This feels like a frame-up."

Yeah, of historical proportion.

Pretty sure if we were a serious nation, we'd have assembled the gallows and dug the graves by now. If we were an evil nation, the lamposts would have already been employed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 20, 2019 05:11 PM (6eEQ+)

39 Lotta people need to be drug out and shot.

Not honorable firing squad, but mafioso bada-bing bada-boom, one behind the ear, body left in a ditch style.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 05:11 PM (Y5LDn)

40 oh, off topic but Fox The Five is reporting that Biden is "90% there" for a 2020 runs.
might be misreporting, maybe a 90% chance that next year he'll have the runs.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (ZqRa6)

41 25 Can't Rosenstein grant people like Ohr immunity so we can finally get to the bottom of ruining Trump for having the nerve to become president without official approval?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 20, 2019 05:09 PM (ZqRa6)

Can you renege on an immunity deal, if you find out the ones who gave said immunity, were complicit in a conspiracy to overthrow the election?

If so, Hillary's Posse should be worried.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (NgKpN)

42
These "Nigerian brothers" are more American than obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (qXbKA)

43 Strange that all this is coming out now.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (zhSQQ)

44 Without the Press to run PsyOps for them, they'd all be in Leavenworth by now.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (V0Dnw)

45 23 And Sessions seems to have recused on all things Hillary, said he would NOT target a political rival (although he has no issues with dems doing this)

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (U7k5w)

46 And I note, the IG report talked about NONE OF THIS...

IG, worthless.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (NgKpN)

47 We can't escape the whatever it is story from Chicago.


Next we'll be talking about baseball.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (QDnY+)

48 In a sane world, Charlie De Mar just snagged himself this year's Pulitzer.

Related:

http://tinyurl.com/y2hwo769

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (39g3+)

49 These people ARE shackled to a wall somewhere, aren't they?? If not, why not??

Posted by: kraken at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (90T4r)

50 You got some splainin' to do, Rod!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (so+oy)

51 Rod Rosenstein has some explaining to do.

I'm so glad it's somebody else's turn.

Posted by: Lucy Ricardo at February 20, 2019 05:12 PM (DMUuz)

52 The question is, will the general American public ever realize there was a frame-up?
Posted by: Emmie at February 20, 2019 05:08 PM (4HMW

---------

I think about 75% of people know the IC was trying to frame Trump.

The only people who think Mueller and Rosenstein are clean is the left/GOPe, and about nine conservatives who still desperately cling to the hope that justice isn't dead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 05:13 PM (5aX2M)

53 TRUMP SAID DOOKIE!

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at February 20, 2019 05:13 PM (hjaPQ)

54 Speaking of Obola . . .

Barack Obama: 'If you're confident about your sexuality, you don't need eight women around your twerking

-
And his confident sexuality has nothing to do with twerking. Or women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 05:13 PM (+y/Ru)

55 The Five is reporting that Biden is "90% there.

I'd put that figure closer to 10%

Posted by: Mental Acuity at February 20, 2019 05:13 PM (uz/Pv)

56 I just want one person to fry for any of this, just one.
That's all. One fall guy. One scapegoat. One. Even that will never happen.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 05:13 PM (0OmEj)

57 If we were an evil nation, the lamposts would have already been employed.

If Trump was half the monster the left claims he is, these people would have already been shipped to Gitmo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2019 05:13 PM (39g3+)

58 The question is, will the general American public ever realize there was a frame-up?

I can't tell.

Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stetler at February 20, 2019 05:14 PM (DMUuz)

59 Not honorable firing squad, but mafioso bada-bing bada-boom, one behind the ear, body left in a ditch style. "

yeah I find myself thinking that a lot, I have to be extra careful not to say or write a lot of what I think these days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 05:14 PM (Kpl3J)

60 >>The Five is reporting that Biden is "90% there.


He just needs to smell Dana Perino's hair and he'll be abke to finish.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2019 05:14 PM (V0Dnw)

61 Not a smidgen of corruption.

Posted by: Barky McPhuckstick at February 20, 2019 05:15 PM (c3E+o)

62 You know, if you are going to create a fake case to get a fake warrant, you ought to do a better job than this.(If You Can't) Lie No Better by the legendary Delbert McClinton...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utCEC6hTF6Q

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 05:15 PM (HaL55)

63 I think about 75% of people know the IC was trying to frame Trump.

The only people who think Mueller and Rosenstein are clean is the left/GOPe, and about nine conservatives who still desperately cling to the hope that justice isn't dead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 05:13 PM (5aX2M)


I wish I could share your optimism. Have you glanced at FaceBorg recently?

Posted by: Emmie at February 20, 2019 05:15 PM (4HMW8)

64 50: I'm sure his relation ships with Mueller and Comey, and his wife's work with the Clinton's explains everything about Roddy. Sessions' BS about political rivals is harder to understand and accept

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:15 PM (U7k5w)

65 And I am sure they told the FISA court about all these ethical concerns when Roseypenis reauthorized the FISA warrant.


Coup. Hang him.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)


I saw (somewhere) yesterday that nobody who signed off on one of the FISA warrant (applications) will admit to reading it, speculating that what is it is even worse that admitting to signing off on a false warrant app.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 05:15 PM (1g7ch)

66 57 If we were an evil nation, the lamposts would have already been employed. "

au contraire. If we were a JUST nation, that should read.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 05:15 PM (Kpl3J)

67 To answer a question from the last thread, Gutfeld pronounced it "Smo-LAY".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2019 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

68 He just needs to smell Dana Perino's hair and he'll be abke to finish.
Posted by: garrett

Joe likes peanut butter?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 20, 2019 05:16 PM (uz/Pv)

69 titillating, and yet, I'm unsatisfied.


LOCK HER UP
LOCK HER UP
LOCK HER UP

Its going to all come out, but dribs and drabs, over the course of years. Will I ever see any of these traitors wearing an orange jumpsuit? What is the statute of limitations on treason?



Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2019 05:16 PM (d451d)

70 It's hilarious to me that all this time and money was wasted in losing an election. An election FAB could have won if she had landed in Wisconsin a couple of times. I guess her team was too busy coming up w/Russian pee hooker stories.
This stuff, it writes itself.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 20, 2019 05:16 PM (ty7RM)

71

Hey Pixy, how about doing something about this bullshit 'rejecting because spaces.' This is getting annoying as all hell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 05:16 PM (HaL55)

72 Comey was in on his own firing...he wanted to profit from his crimes by writing a book.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2019 05:16 PM (Y274z)

73 When does the shooting start?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 05:16 PM (ZqoJU)

74 The question is, will the general American public ever realize there was a frame-up?
---
I saw a report somewhere today that a poll showed 56% think the collusion thing is bullshit. So there's some hope, maybe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 20, 2019 05:16 PM (hjaPQ)

75 I am becoming increasingly cynical as I get older so.... no, I doubt the general public realizes much of anything besides their immediate needs. People, generally, are easily controlled.

Posted by: kraken at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (90T4r)

76 I saw (somewhere) yesterday that nobody who signed
off on one of the FISA warrant (applications) will admit to reading it,
speculating that what is it is even worse that admitting to signing off
on a false warrant app.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 05:15 PM (1g7ch)

Plead coup or plead dereliction of duty?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (t6MX/)

77 [i50
You got some splainin' to do, Rod!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
It's all an elaborate trap for the others. Rod is a deep mole for Trump. Or something.

Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (T6t7i)

78 Jussie Smollet officially named a suspect per Twitter people.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (4e+hS)

79 68 I'm so sick of that stuff.
Jasper

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (BXMxN)

80 Keep in mind...

How many of the MFM and those in the periphery (never trump) saw this and believed it?

Just didn't have the courage to run with it.

It was easier to attack the man than to journalize.

Posted by: golfman at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (OE84+)

81 I've been told Rosenstein is working with Trump behind the scenes to fight the Deep State. Hell he even appointed old honest Mueller to circumvent McCabe.

Posted by: MAGA at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (O5FwP)

82 The firing was meant to trigger the exposure of a second dossier. Rosenschmeckle was conspiring with the Ohrs and Clintons.

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (wxZSX)

83 72: He wanted an investigation and a removal of Trump and his friend to investigate. A big book deal for a useless tome was a nice reward.

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (U7k5w)

84 He just needs to smell Dana Perino's hair and he'll be abke to finish.


Maybe OT but Dana's hair is awesome lately. Or her extensions are. The stuff on her head looks really good lately.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (fuK7c)

85 We're gonna need more lampposts!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (+y/Ru)

86 These people need to be tossed out of a helicopter while wired up with C4 for a spectacular air burst.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (9Om/r)

87
Plead coup or plead dereliction of duty?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 05:17 PM (t6MX/)

Either way, firing offense, and keep their damn retirement too!

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 05:18 PM (NgKpN)

88 At the risk of being too optimistic:

1) If Ohr wasn't in serious trouble, why is he confessing to some major conspiracies?
2) (Related) Why is it all coming out now, when the people responsible have known about it for months?

Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2019 05:18 PM (Prldh)

89 When your little newborn girl gets born looking like a horseface you name her Nellie.

"whoa Nellie" Bruce says in bed.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2019 05:18 PM (Y274z)

90 54
Speaking of Obola . . .



Barack Obama: 'If you're confident about your sexuality, you don't need eight women around your twerking

Says the guy who can't ride a bike and wears mommy jeans.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2019 05:18 PM (jxbfJ)

91 81: Who told you that shit?

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:18 PM (U7k5w)

92 Ralph Northam,begin your training.Breakdancing to be included in 2024 Olympics

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/322380/

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2019 05:18 PM (BXMxN)

93 If we were an evil nation, the lamposts would have already been employed. "

au contraire. If we were a JUST nation, that should read.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Yeah. If we were an evil nation, half the country would look like the town in Red Dawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 05:18 PM (Y5LDn)

94 You know, if you are going to create a fake case to get a fake warrant, you ought to do a better job than this.

Why bother trying harder? Its not like anyone pays a price for it, and half the country believes them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2019 05:18 PM (39g3+)

95 I saw (somewhere) yesterday that nobody who signed off on one of the FISA warrant (applications) will admit to reading it, speculating that what is it is even worse that admitting to signing off on a false warrant app.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 05:15 PM (1g7ch)

---------------------------

Since they used a completely fabricated dossier leaked to Buzzfeed and then reported on by other newsies as reported by BF and the basis for issuing the FISAs, I don't blame them for running and hiding.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 05:18 PM (u22rx)

96 I wonder if Perino's and Goldberg's dogs get together for play dates??

Posted by: kraken at February 20, 2019 05:19 PM (90T4r)

97 I thought we were promised nude Bethany Mandel. You disappointed me, Ace.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 05:19 PM (VaN/j)

98 Who did what with where and Fusion GPS and FISA and memo and investigation and how many different organizations involved and huh??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)


In plain language - High echelon DoJ and FBI officials conspired to frame POTUS with espionage. Conspiracy probably extends to DoD, DoS, Senators, Representatives, and former White House Administration... all the way to the 'Top'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 05:19 PM (1g7ch)

99 95: The same Buzzfeed that got tax dollars to fight foreign propaganda?

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:19 PM (U7k5w)

100 Barack Obama: 'If you're confident about your sexuality, you don't need eight women around your twerking


Oh, you silly, weak little man. You think you still matter?

Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 05:19 PM (T6t7i)

101 Not sure the IG is worthless. He did document the tertiary matter of DOJ/FBI talking to the press out of line, and against policy. And I suppose lying about that sort of thing is what has McCabe and a few others in hot water. As opposed to their historic, unprecedented crimes of attempting to prevent/cripple a presidency.


And the IG's office has outed a few FBI/DOJ folks, I think in the last 2 years, for serious violations. So far, AFAIK, *all of these cases* have resulted in the hum-drum decision NOT to prosecute. Yeah, shocking.


So not worthless. Well not exactly.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 05:19 PM (QDnY+)

102 A Commentor will be pissed when he reads this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 05:20 PM (71o8T)

103 The Five is reporting that Biden is "90% there.

-
Referring to IQ?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 05:20 PM (+y/Ru)

104 Not Bethany Mandel.... it was Howie Mandel.....

Posted by: kraken at February 20, 2019 05:20 PM (90T4r)

105 I thought we were promised nude Bethany Mandel. You disappointed me, Ace.
Posted by: Eeyore

The Paolo will provide copies, for a fee.

Posted by: Paolo at February 20, 2019 05:20 PM (uz/Pv)

106 What pisses me off about all this is that I don't think for a second that any one of these bastards will do time. They should all be sent to Federal Pound Me Up the Ass Prison. But they'll all retire with their pensions and book deals.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 05:20 PM (VaN/j)

107 101: Horowitz normally just chalks it up to poor supervision, like he did with Fast and Furious

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:20 PM (U7k5w)

108 Joe Biden is one micro stroke away from being a turnip.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (BXMxN)

109 I've heard that the sound a guillotine makes when a traitor's head is lopped off is "womp womp." I would like to witness evidence of this first-hand over the course of a couple hundred live trials ... soon.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (6EEM7)

110 I think I'll just stay down here and be vewy, vewy quiet.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (hjaPQ)

111 So not worthless. Well not exactly.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 05:19 PM (QDnY+)

Disagree, or this would have been in the IG report.

This was known, in Congressional Testimony a YEAR AGO?

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (NgKpN)

112 Muller's probe should have already uncovered all of this. If some former FBI & DOJ officials aren't indighted for treason the report shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (Se2s/)

113 And the IG's office has outed a few FBI/DOJ folks, I think in the last 2 years, for serious violations.

The IG's report was unbelievably damning, but all anyone read was the intro and end opinion piece that was sort of wishywashy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

114 Breakdancing to be included in 2024 Olympics

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How about twerking and pole dancing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (+y/Ru)

115 Rosie, Rosie,
Give me your answer do
I'm half crazy,
From all the conspiring with you
It won't be a stylish setup
The Deeps can't afford to let up
Upon the seat
Of a con job built by you

Posted by: A. McCabe, as lyricised by Miklos at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (zCyNd)

116 If we were an evil nation, the lamposts would have already been employed

***

Wrong. The fact that they haven't been is proof positive that we are in fact evil.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 20, 2019 05:22 PM (MfN5O)

117 Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (hjaPQ)

Here, have an Ambien.

Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 05:22 PM (talIc)

118 The Five is reporting that Biden is "90% there.

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Referring to IQ?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 05:20 PM (+y/Ru)

That seems a bit, um, optimistic.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Conservative in the World at February 20, 2019 05:22 PM (2shuf)

119 In plain language - High echelon DoJ and FBI officials conspired to frame POTUS with espionage. Conspiracy probably extends to DoD, DoS, Senators, Representatives, and former White House Administration... all the way to the 'Top'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 05:19 PM (1g7ch)

You left out CIA.

Posted by: Attention Whore Jon Brennan at February 20, 2019 05:22 PM (OE84+)

120 Supremes bitchslap the civil forfeiture scam, 9-0, by incorporating the Eighth Amendment to the states.


Ginsburg allegedly wrote the unanimous opinion.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 05:22 PM (0OWcv)

121 I think about 75% of people know the IC was trying to frame Trump
===============
75% of conservatives/rinos know it was a frame up.

most people with high school diplomas only, nah.

most people under the age of 40 nah.

most people who vote democrat in the last election - nah. BUT - that's because they have perfected the art of denial, and have insulated themselves from any information stream that might cause cognitive dissonance.

Still tens of millions of people do know. Personally, I'd start with the indictments and round these sucka's up. The LIV will get it then. The denialists are hard core. They'll never get it.

Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2019 05:22 PM (pqzR4)

122 113 Like the Project Blue Book report

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2019 05:22 PM (BXMxN)

123 113: There was no intent, just carelessness.

Posted by: Jumbo Jim Comey at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (U7k5w)

124 I still want to know.

WHO WAS NELLIE TALKING TO ON HER HAM RADIO SETUP?

Posted by: Anon at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (yJy4c)

125 A caller on Rush few days ago brought up Ohr, but I can't figure out if this guy is trying to protect himself Ohr up?

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (/rm4P)

126 The Five is reporting that Biden is "90% there.

Creeper is creeping? Get out!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (t6MX/)

127 Horowitz normally just chalks it up to poor supervision, like he did with Fast and Furious

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Couple of low level guys in Cincinnati.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (+y/Ru)

128 The same Buzzfeed that got tax dollars to fight foreign propaganda?
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:19 PM (U7k5w)

--------------------------------

YYes, and also the same Buzzfeed that got a $400 million investment from NBC. Buzzfeed can break stories and make people public figures, so the other alphabets can tear them apart without fear of lawsuits.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (u22rx)

129 and iirc, Rosie made a big deal about "no, I did NOT advise to fire Comey", right after giving all the reasons to fire Comey. And tRump came and and basically corrected himself, said it was his own decision. THEN ... Rosie sets up the Mueller Coup with unlimited scope and resources.


Rosie Never interfered as Mueller ignored the real Hillary/Russia multiple crimes ... and deflected by entrapping Trump people with marginal process crimes, met with raids and threats and bankruptcy for the targets.

Rod is the biggest snake, maybe worse than Comey... also pushed the Session Must Recuse.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (Cus5s)

130 The Five is reporting that Biden is "90% there."

Looking at the leading lights of the Democrat movement, I'd say that's pretty damned good.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (IMdOQ)

131 I saw (somewhere) yesterday that nobody who signed off on one of the FISA warrant (applications) will admit to reading it, speculating that what is it is even worse that admitting to signing off on a false warrant app.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 05:15 PM (1g7c

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Yeah, well the assistant AG required to approve FISA applications resigned from office a few weeks before it went to court in October 2016.

Not one committee has called him to testify about what he knows. I suspect he was being a straight shooter and decided he didn't want to be a part of it.

Posted by: MAGA at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (O5FwP)

132 The Five is reporting that Biden is "90% there.

I never have thought he was all there.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (zhSQQ)

133 And the IG's office has outed a few FBI/DOJ folks, I think in the last 2 years, for serious violations.

The IG's report was unbelievably damning, but all anyone read was the intro and end opinion piece that was sort of wishywashy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

They're in jail with ME.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (OE84+)

134 At this point the smoking gun has its own signed confession with DNA left at the crime scene and four devout Nun eyewitnesses.
Yet we not descend on the Capitol with pitchforks and torches.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (koNhm)

135 Nellie Olsen talked to a ham while listening to the radio?

And it was a set-up?

Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (talIc)

136 Ginsburg allegedly wrote the unanimous opinion.

=======
swan song.

Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2019 05:24 PM (d451d)

137 "This smells like a setup".


Sure does but until somebody gets charged with a crime and they start squealing, it'll amount to nothing.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2019 05:24 PM (G0vdT)

138 117: I am a Nembutal man, sonny

Posted by: Snoreregard forevah! at February 20, 2019 05:24 PM (U7k5w)

139 The IG's report was unbelievably damning, but all anyone read was the intro and end opinion piece that was sort of wishywashy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

Yet as far as I can tell, no one has been indicted from the 'damning' IG report.

A couple people who were PUBLICALLY already outed, were fired.

And they are now doing book tours.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 05:24 PM (NgKpN)

140 Biden 90% there but the other 10% is bat-shit crazy.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 05:24 PM (NoO9J)

141 McCabe is trying to deflect from 2016 by saying they were trying to do a 25th amendment coup in 2017.

You see, Trump was acting like a Putin puppet in 2017, including by firing St Jimmy Drama. McCabe leaves out that Trump was reacting to all the shit that had been and was continuing to be done to him

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (dCwNN)

142 Pretty sure if we were a serious nation, we'd have assembled the gallows and dug the graves by now. If we were an evil nation, the lamposts would have already been employed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 20, 2019 05:11 PM (6eEQ+)

Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Thomas, TBD. Those are the names I want signing off on the President taking emergency measures to purge the infection.

There are some trip wires that would set people off prior to that, but we can afford patience.

Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (Prldh)

143 Heh. Biden's luck is that he is the most viable candidate in an election year when the base will vote for anyone but a white male.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (YslsA)

144 ARIZONA
2020 GE:

Trump 49% (+9)
Harris 40%
.
Trump 49% (+11)
Warren 38%
.
Trump 49% (+12)
Sanders 37%

@OHPredictive

Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (MAstk)

145 139: I'm sure Snoreregard believes they has suffered enough!

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (U7k5w)

146 So after all. of. this. who you think goes to prison???

Posted by: kraken at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (90T4r)

147 > swan song.

Well, that wouldn't be a bad one to be remembered for, definitely.

Hopefully the corrupt police departments who have been milking this scam for the last couple of decades wind up having to pay back every penny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (0OWcv)

148 The Five is reporting that Biden is "90% there.
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Okay then, that's as there as he gets since he's had two brain surgeries and that's about as much of his brain that's left.

Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (/k2RJ)

149 Walls are closing in.
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Stories being smothered. It keeps us on our toes, lest verifiable evidence be aired.

Posted by: The MSM at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (U2TY5)

150 "I'm 90% there"

*what Biden thinks as he slowly moves in on a 14 year old*

Posted by: Miklos, seen the pictures at February 20, 2019 05:26 PM (zCyNd)

151 @146
Trump donors and supporters, of course.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 20, 2019 05:26 PM (koNhm)

152 Barack Obama: 'If you're confident about your sexuality, you don't need eight women around your twerking

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And his confident sexuality has nothing to do with twerking. Or women.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 05:13 PM (+y/Ru)


What a homo!

Posted by: Cory Booker at February 20, 2019 05:26 PM (B6Nsl)

153 He just needs to smell Dana Perino's hair and he'll be abke to finish.
Posted by: garrett



Sources say: Dana Perino's hair smells like Pledge.

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 05:26 PM (786Ro)

154 RIZONA
2020 GE:

Trump 49% (+9)
Harris 40%
.
Trump 49% (+11)
Warren 38%
.
Trump 49% (+12)
Sanders 37%

@OHPredictive

Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (MAstk)

Just a reminder.

Senima is a Senator.

Posted by: golfman at February 20, 2019 05:26 PM (OE84+)

155 Yet as far as I can tell, no one has been indicted from the 'damning' IG report.

Well the President is so hands off he may as well have been born without arms, and the DOJ is corrupt and run by his enemies so... maybe, just maybe the new AG will do his damned job. But I'm not confident.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)

156 remember, comey waltzed into Trump's office doing a low rent comedy version of "It'd a be a shame if these rumors were to get out, capiche?" and he expected to not get whacked.

what an idiot. Go hide *in front* of some curtains.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 05:26 PM (9AcAx)

157 No need to worry, they'll all be fired with pensions and a book deal.
So Justice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (r+sAi)

158 So after all. of. this. who you think goes to prison???
Posted by: kraken
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General Flynn, Roger Stone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (w54mS)

159 Who told you that shit?
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:18 PM (U7k5w)

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Some variation on this theme has been the standard line among the conservatives who can't accept that the entire institution of American justice is a smoldering ruin.

It's a coping mechanism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (eadjG)

160 What about the short-wave radio, Bruce? Spill, please.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (MMJ/U)

161 Heads on pikes.
Impalements.
Gibbets.
Hanging.
Drawing.
Quartering.
The rack.
The wheel.
The thumbscrews.
The skull crusher.
The iron maiden.
The pear of anguish.
The Judas cradle.
The crocodile shears.

Time to get medieval on their asses.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

162 146 So after all. of. this. who you think goes to prison???
Posted by: kraken at February 20, 2019 05:25 PM (90T4r)

Manafort, Stone, and Flynn.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (NgKpN)

163 Poor Juan.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (OKeCc)

164 Feels like a frame up? Trump was set up from the word, "go." His political inexperience may be the biggest reason for his successes, but it's hampered him with regard to whom he felt he could trust. Both Clinton and Carter had similar problems with non-Washington staff, they just didn't have the media trying to take them down.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (NjJUT)

165 Thought experiment:

Assume that it's the Dem's year and Trump does not get a second term.

Which of the prospective candidates would you rather have than Biden?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (fuK7c)

166 WHO WAS NELLIE TALKING TO ON HER HAM RADIO SETUP?
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Syd Blumenthal

Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (RUX8C)

167 I'm fairly sure Sessions brown underwear were chewed into little ribbons before he bailed.

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (wxZSX)

168 So after all. of. this. who you think goes to prison???

I want the under. Just take my money.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (IMdOQ)

169 Biden will start with a sizeable lead and the Non Commie Lane to himself, mostly

If you add up all the Commie vote, its in the lead

Developing

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (dCwNN)

170 > Barack Obama: 'If you're confident about your sexuality, you don't need eight women around your twerking


Then went on to say: "I'm 100% confident in my sexuality. That's why I like to have eight men around me twerking."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 05:28 PM (0OWcv)

171 Why is nothing ever done to these unindicted criminals aka the movers/shakers of DC? Because they all know all of them are criminals. Everyone knows where the others' bodies are buried. To promote prosecution and conviction just makes oneself THE next target as the rats eat themselves. So, everything by and large defaults to "let's make this a learning experience and let bygones be bygones".

And, no, I'm not cynical.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 20, 2019 05:28 PM (6eEQ+)

172 If Trump doesn't make these people pay, no one will. And they'll do it again to the next Republican president. If there is a Republican president. At this rate, I could see the next Democrat president declaring himself president for life. Who the hell would stop him?

Posted by: Mike at February 20, 2019 05:28 PM (c056A)

173 WHO WAS NELLIE TALKING TO ON HER HAM RADIO SETUP?
Posted by: Anon at February 20, 2019 05:23 PM (yJy4c)


"Moscow this is ... uh ... you know. Come in Moscow. Come in Moscow."

Posted by: Cory Booker at February 20, 2019 05:28 PM (B6Nsl)

174 14 How long until they declare Fusion GPS to a criminal syndicate and go after them like the mafia racket they are?

______


"Pikers. Mafia Dons never get their hands dirty and always create plausible deniability, usually via threatened and actual acts of murder patsies and their families.


It's Criminal Syndicates all the way down ..." -- The Clintons

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at February 20, 2019 05:28 PM (6EEM7)

175 > Which of the prospective candidates would you rather have than Biden?

I fear that any of them will lead to open civil war.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 05:28 PM (0OWcv)

176 161 Heads on pikes.
Impalements.
Gibbets.
Hanging.
Drawing.
Quartering.
The rack.
The wheel.
The thumbscrews.
The skull crusher.
The iron maiden.
The pear of anguish.
The Judas cradle.
The crocodile shears.

Time to get medieval on their asses.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

The Viking Eagle would be nice as well.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 05:28 PM (JgA4k)

177 You want Bethany Mandel
You'll take Howie Mandel
You'll get Seth Mandel

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

178 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (B6Nsl)

179 but just remember that Trump's likely to sign a confession as part of the next Swamp Spending Bill sent to him at the last moment before he goes golfing just like he signed amnesty without a second thought (because, as I've been told, presidents never veto bills and he was stuck and couldn't have done anything anyway and I'm a hillary supporter for even suggesting that trump read the bills he signs or at least waits to do so when he's presented with another last minute, rushed spending bill, especially after he promised never to sign one again and after he escaped the last shutdown with a bump in approval).

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (9AcAx)

180 Time to get medieval on their asses.

Isn't that what the resistance is trying to do? Make Trump use force to verify that he's a fascist.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (NjJUT)

181 171 Why is nothing ever done to these unindicted criminals aka the movers/shakers of DC? Because they all know all of them are criminals. Everyone knows where the others' bodies are buried. To promote prosecution and conviction just makes oneself THE next target as the rats eat themselves. So, everything by and large defaults to "let's make this a learning experience and let bygones be bygones".

And, no, I'm not cynical.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 20, 2019 05:28 PM (6eEQ+)
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Unfortunately, this.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

182 So after all. of. this. who you think goes to prison???
Posted by: kraken
--------

General Flynn, Roger Stone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (w54mS)

Don't forget Manafort.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (auUHv)

183 175 > Which of the prospective candidates would you rather have than Biden?

I fear that any of them will lead to open civil war.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2019 05:28 PM (0OWcv)

Watching Brainless Biden grabbing Kamela's ass on stage would be interesting.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (JgA4k)

184 The Five is reporting that Biden is "90% there.

I'd put that figure closer to 10%
Posted by: Mental Acuity at February 20, 201



Is that a round about way of saying he's not all there?

Posted by: Chillin the most at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (lonOK)

185 180
Time to get medieval on their asses.



Isn't that what the resistance is trying to do? Make Trump use force to verify that he's a fascist.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (NjJUT)

That's second term stuff.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 05:30 PM (t6MX/)

186 There are a lot of cracks starting to show up in the dam.

St. Comey has been very quiet for a while now.

Judicial Watch is hard at work.

Watergate took 3 years.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 05:30 PM (NoO9J)

187 And they'll do it again to the next Republican president.
I suspect they spied on every Repub in the 2018 election. Its ongoing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 05:30 PM (r+sAi)

188 159: Yep, I read all the smarmy justifications of this view and how Sun Tzu it all is, or like some political thriller. I just don't believe it anymore.

OT: today I heard Ann Coulter on Mark Simone out of NYC about how Trump rehired some pro-amnesty types to craft such a bill with the nebbish son in law. I'm starting to see her point

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 05:30 PM (U7k5w)

189 They're in jail with ME.
Posted by: Lois Lerner
----------

The above from Lois's book, 'Letters From a Caribbean Luxury Resort'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 05:30 PM (w54mS)

190 Some confusulation.


My reference to the IG "outing" some DOJ/FBI types was to completely unrelated cases (nothing to do with Trump, election, Russians!, etc). They received little notice (of course). In at least one case, the violations were similar to those for which prosecutions are common - but decision was made not to prosecute.


Now without all the details, it's hard to make a good judgement on these prosecution decisions. But the *appearance* has been horrific. Senior DOJ/FBI people committing crimes, receiving non-judicial punishments, while similar violations are routinely prosecuted.


And on the IG/Mid-Year Exam (Clinton/Espionage Act) report, the IG conclusion that the investigative decisions made were all defensible was a jaw-dropper that impugned the entire exercise.


A clumsy, obvious, indefensible crime wave of unprecedented proportions, at the cabinet level, with known exploitation by foreign/adversarial parties, ipso facto violations of law out the whazoo - and no pleas, no investigative result worth prosecuting. In that central conclusion, yeah, IG was worthless.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 05:30 PM (QDnY+)

191 This feels like a frame-up.

Posted by Ace of Spades at 05:09 PM Comments


Throwing everything including the kitchen sink at the wall to see what sticks.

They were trying EVERYTHING.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 05:31 PM (OKeCc)

192 > You want Bethany Mandel
> You'll take Howie Mandel
> You'll get Seth Mandel

What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Zombie Nelson Mandela at February 20, 2019 05:31 PM (0OWcv)

193 "Frame up" of who? This sh*tshow has been going on for so long that I honestly don't know who's being framed. Ohr? Rosenstein? Trump?

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 05:31 PM (786Ro)

194 Uh, Rod Rosenstein testified to Congress last year than he was given the thumb drive from Ohr.

This isn't news.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

195 Some variation on this theme has been the standard line among the conservatives who can't accept that the entire institution of American justice is a smoldering ruin.


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (eadjG)

^^^^^^

This is the entire reason everything is downplayed and treated like a crappy HR problem.

If the top level of the "justice system" is corrupt you might as well give everyone prosecuted and jailed under that system a get out of jail free card.

Posted by: MAGA at February 20, 2019 05:31 PM (O5FwP)

196 Judicial Watch is hard at work.
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If anyone merits donated financial support, it is those people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 05:32 PM (U2TY5)

197 176 161 Heads on pikes.
Impalements.
Gibbets.
Hanging.
Drawing.
Quartering.
The rack.
The wheel.
The thumbscrews.
The skull crusher.
The iron maiden.
The pear of anguish.
The Judas cradle.
The crocodile shears.

Time to get medieval on their asses.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

The Viking Eagle would be nice as well.





What's wrong with a good old fashioned flaying?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 05:32 PM (71o8T)

198 Name a D who can beat Trump without huge targeted fraud. Theres not a one

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 20, 2019 05:32 PM (dCwNN)

199
Time to get medieval on their asses.



Isn't that what the resistance is trying to do? Make Trump use force to verify that he's a fascist.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (NjJUT)


If he uses enough force there won't be anybody left to complain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 05:32 PM (9Om/r)

200 imo they got Mueller cuz they said "look buddy, you are in this shit as deep as anyone. Come be the late inning closer, or the whole crooked franchise goes down". And the media On Cue ... praised Mueller as unassailable, man of perfect integrity, almost Jesus. That despite the real facts of Mueller revealing him to be pretty dirty. That is how the FBI/DNC/MSM ops work ... all acting in harmony, pretending to be separate while circle jerking each other (and shivving the rest of us).


There is just no way allowing this to go on for two years of the presidency (and two years before?) is normal process. It did great harm to the country. Leaks to fulfill the fake narrative, all to stop Trump ... stop the threat to their criminal cabal. (as I see it at the moment)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 05:32 PM (Cus5s)

201 Breakdancing in the Olympics
https://www.france24.com/en/20190220-breakdancing-tipped-inclusion-paris-2024-olympics

Robert Mueller hardest hit

Posted by: Neo at February 20, 2019 05:33 PM (e8kgV)

202 183
175 > Which of the prospective candidates would you rather have than Biden?


Gotta go with Bernie. He's completely ineffectual, and would accomplish absolutely nothing. The man has accomplished literally nothing in his lifetime. Keep an eye on his veep, though. The man is not exactly a spring chicken.

Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)

203 John Murtha probably wanted more money in the ABSCAM sting so backed out and was only an unindicted co conspirator . But he continued to represent the people of PA for years to come.

People are dumb.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 05:33 PM (auUHv)

204 Time to get medieval on their asses.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

The Viking Eagle would be nice as well.




What's wrong with a good old fashioned flaying?
=====

I'd settle for horsewhipping.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 20, 2019 05:33 PM (JcXHH)

205 Time to get medieval on their asses.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

The Viking Eagle would be nice as well.




What's wrong with a good old fashioned flaying?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 05:32 PM (71o8T)

*sigh*
Some people are just never satisfied.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

206 > Watching Brainless Biden grabbing Kamela's ass on stage would be interesting.

I think she's WAY too old for Slow Joe to take any interest.

Posted by: Zombie Nelson Mandela at February 20, 2019 05:33 PM (0OWcv)

207 No F'in way are the Democrats going to pick a old white guy in the year of the Socalists.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 05:33 PM (/rm4P)

208 Welp. Smollett no longer considered a victim. Max penalty 3 yrs prison, $25K fine I think he said. We'll see.

Detectives presenting evidence to grand jury now.

wow

moving fast

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 05:33 PM (OKeCc)

209 Nothing wrong with flaying. Start at the toes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2019 05:33 PM (nDe2U)

210 If the top level of the "justice system" is corrupt you might as well give everyone prosecuted and jailed under that system a get out of jail free card.
Posted by: MAGA at February 20, 2019 05:31 PM (O5FwP)
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That's about how I see it. If there is any reasonable question as to the integrity of the prosecutor, every single one of his case should be reviewed. If misconduct is found, the victims should be freed and the prosecutor should get life without parole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2019 05:33 PM (I2dne)

211 Honestly I would rather have Howard Schultz if no Trump.

Posted by: kraken at February 20, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

212 Jussie now officially a "suspect" in false reporting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 05:34 PM (t6MX/)

213 Name a D who can beat Trump without huge targeted fraud. Theres not a one

I dunno. Doesn't seem like they can, but the fraud will be huge, so anyone who runs can win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2019 05:34 PM (39g3+)

214 >>Judicial Watch is hard at work.

So is Horowitz.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

215 Maybe Jackstraw IS Rod Rosenstein

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2019 05:34 PM (BXMxN)

216 Mike Hammer, absolutely yes.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 05:34 PM (NoO9J)

217 Uh, Rod Rosenstein testified to Congress last year than he was given the thumb drive from Ohr.

This isn't news.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

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So your theory is that Rosenstein is a behind the scenes white hat Trump agent in the DoJ?

Posted by: MAGA at February 20, 2019 05:34 PM (O5FwP)

218 Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 05:29 PM (9AcAx)

Try decaf, or at least use commas and shorter sentences, because your post was rather hard to read.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 05:34 PM (AllCR)

219 Posted by: golfman at February 20, 2019 05:26 PM (OE84+)

Midterms are a different animal.

And McSally was terrible.

Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2019 05:35 PM (MAstk)