Mid-Morning Open Thread

Mondrian Tree.jpg

Avond (Evening): The Red Tree
Piet Mondrian

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1

Yeah it's a tree.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 09:29 AM (AVPWa)

2 Branch office

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:29 AM (m45I2)

3

Belongs on a refrigerator.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 09:29 AM (AVPWa)

4
That's a Mondrian?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 09:29 AM (/9p9e)

5 Everybody has some talent...I guess.

Posted by: BignJames at November 16, 2018 09:29 AM (cxHbL)

6 This should silence all those folks complaining about the lack of trees. Happy now?

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 16, 2018 09:30 AM (bZ7mE)

7 The Tree of Liberty has been looking rather sickly lately....

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2018 09:30 AM (KUaJL)

8 I am Groot.

Posted by: Groot at November 16, 2018 09:30 AM (84QUd)

9

EM SASSAFRASS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 16, 2018 09:31 AM (GEhPL)

10 This is going to take some study.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 16, 2018 09:31 AM (hrcfq)

11
Trees (Not Kilmer) - a limerick

An outdoorsy midget named Klump
As he traipsed through the forest harrumphed
"These chopped down trees
Are skinning my knees
I don't get it, quite frankly, I'm stumped!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:31 AM (m45I2)

12 That tree needs some trimming.

Posted by: dantesed at November 16, 2018 09:31 AM (88xKn)

13 Earliest known photgraph of the Whomping Willow.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 09:32 AM (fuK7c)

14 it's even better under the black light ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2018 09:33 AM (Cus5s)

15 Really? My kid painted something like that when he was 8.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 09:33 AM (H7LIz)

16 it's even better under the black light ...
Posted by: illiniwek



After a few bong rips.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 09:33 AM (9vbJt)

17 Bronchi with bronchioles. In other words, the Earth's lungs, exposed.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:33 AM (Bdeb0)

18 That's a Mondrian?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 09:29 AM (/9p9e)

Not typical...but I like it!
[At first I thought it was a Sundrian]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 16, 2018 09:33 AM (wYseH)

19 It's Friday. We'll let it slide.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 09:34 AM (H7LIz)

20 Yeah it's a tree.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 09:29 AM (AVPWa)


A red one, even.

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2018 09:34 AM (VhKw6)

21 Earliest known depiction of ateriosclerosis.

Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2018 09:34 AM (1uG1d)

22 I like Mondrian's art. Not all, but I like it. Very modern, abstract, suits the urban landscape.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 09:34 AM (bUjCl)

23 I will bury Jenny under that tree.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 16, 2018 09:34 AM (H7LIz)

24 Wow! Nice early Mondrian! From his Fauvist period. It's interesting that he would come back to the theme of the tree as he evolves into his signature stijl.

Posted by: Kris at November 16, 2018 09:35 AM (OyyDO)

25 Oh, yeah. That's not scary at all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 16, 2018 09:35 AM (kqsXK)

26 Only trees = not art

Posted by: Me Wolf at November 16, 2018 09:35 AM (b0Mq7)

27 That one though, a bit too primitive.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 09:35 AM (bUjCl)

28
The Red Weed..... beware of tripod aliens.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 16, 2018 09:35 AM (veoSD)

29 Very modern, abstract, suits the urban landscape.

so... decadent, ruinous, and fit only for hipsters?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 16, 2018 09:36 AM (ykYG2)

30 25 comments in and no sniper reference?

Slipping, people.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 09:36 AM (H7LIz)

31 looks like somebody herded cats on oil there. and the cats were high as shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 09:36 AM (KP5rU)

32 Earliest known depiction of ateriosclerosis.


********


Actually rather more like an arteriovenous malformation (AVM)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:36 AM (m45I2)

33 This is one of those "looks like a child's fingerpainting that you'd put up on the refrigerator but no you uncultured swine this actually exhibits genius skill and talent and technique" thingys, isn't it?!

Posted by: mindful webworker - art for rat's sake at November 16, 2018 09:36 AM (S9U/P)

34

btw, my leaf problem has disappeared.

At least until the snow melts.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 09:36 AM (AVPWa)

35 Bark.

Posted by: Dog at November 16, 2018 09:37 AM (H7LIz)

36 Thangs that make you go hhhmmmm

Piet Mondrian Trafalgar Square
Piet Mondrian Composition C

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 16, 2018 09:37 AM (hrcfq)

37 so... decadent, ruinous, and fit only for hipsters?





...but enough about San Francisco

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 09:37 AM (bUjCl)

38
Incidentally, can we please cut the shit with the snow-then-rain.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 09:37 AM (AVPWa)

39 Not bad. I've seen this before. Van Gogh-ish, but better than Van Gogh. What I really can't stand are his stupid color square paintings. Like the "weavers" in the emporer has no clothes story, he's tricked a lot of people into thinking that inane crap is profound.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 09:37 AM (/qEW2)

40 Whose that nailed to the tree of woe?

Posted by: Simplemind at November 16, 2018 09:37 AM (ZuGkg)

41 If you think that looks like something a second grader would paint on a bad day, then you just don't know art. Or on the other hand, maybe you're right.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 16, 2018 09:38 AM (hjaPQ)

42 This is not better than Van Gogh. Not by a long shot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 09:38 AM (5aX2M)

43 It's no Bob Ross.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 09:38 AM (/tuJf)

44 AVM - There IS a code for that.

Q27.30

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:38 AM (m45I2)

45 15 it's even better under the black light ...
Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2018 09:33 AM (Cus5s)

Yeah, about that...

Posted by: Star Lord at November 16, 2018 09:39 AM (NWiLs)

46 De Rode, she go Boom.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 09:39 AM (/qEW2)

47 His early work is the best. Local museum had some of his paintings years ago. I like this one. Tree=Art. His later paintings are sterile.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 16, 2018 09:39 AM (wvfPr)

48 44 AVM - There IS a code for that.

Q27.30
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:38 AM (m45I2)

Arteriovenous Malformation?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:39 AM (NWiLs)

49 AVM - There IS a code for that
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Just shoot a little super glue in there. No problem.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 16, 2018 09:40 AM (ZuGkg)

50 Like the "weavers" in the emporer has no clothes story, he's tricked a lot of people into thinking that inane crap is profound.

This, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 16, 2018 09:40 AM (kqsXK)

51 41 Whose that nailed to the tree of woe? whoa!

FIFY.

Posted by: Joey Lawrence at November 16, 2018 09:40 AM (H7LIz)

52 Beautiful.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 09:40 AM (lwiT4)

53 My daughter did something like that with chalk and scratching.

Posted by: Sponge at November 16, 2018 09:40 AM (F4u7C)

54 Meh, pure plastic art.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 09:40 AM (SS4vH)

55 Nice form - you can't even see any fingerprints.

Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2018 09:40 AM (ABjxW)

56 Looks a bit like the molten aluminum in an ant colony trick.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:41 AM (NWiLs)

57 It's no Bob Ross.


That is as happy as that tree is going to get. There are some trees with bad life experiences, or seratonin imbalances, or who for whatever reason struggle just to get the sap moving.

Many of them post here. Don't hate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 09:41 AM (fuK7c)

58 I will bury Jenny under that tree.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 16, 2018 09:34 AM (H7LIz)


She had jungle fever.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 16, 2018 09:41 AM (F4u7C)

59 I think that is a crab apple tree. They grown like that, but I don't understand the day-glow neon colors.

Now, Lucy, in the movie Lucy, after her sudden massive overdose of CPH4 saw a tree like that but in her case she was seeing the flow of energies and how the tree was connected to all those energy flows around the tree.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 16, 2018 09:41 AM (hrcfq)

60 56 Looks a bit like the molten aluminum in an ant colony trick.

"Trick" he calls it.

Posted by: Dead Ants at November 16, 2018 09:42 AM (H7LIz)

61 Here you really see he is beginning to have an interest in simplicity and the basic elements of painting. Notice the almost exclusive use of the primary colors and black, with blue dominating. Also the almost complete lack of landscape. The tree fulls the composition with only a very slight hint of anything else. There aren't even any leaves. Just the heavy, thick skeletal frame of the trunk and branches.

Posted by: Kris at November 16, 2018 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

62 This shit is enough to make me scream.

Posted by: Edvard Munch at November 16, 2018 09:42 AM (hjaPQ)

63 Where's the noose? It's a tree and white people only use trees to hang black people. Right?

Posted by: Sponge at November 16, 2018 09:42 AM (F4u7C)

64 Look closely at the tree base and you may spot that WWI sopwith doghouse ace, Snoopy, trying to conceal himself from roving enemy patrols as he makes his way back to the front after being downed by the Red Baron.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 16, 2018 09:42 AM (QLvwG)

65 61 Here you really see he is beginning to have an interest in simplicity and the basic elements of painting

My first grade art teacher wrote the exact same thing.

Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2018 09:43 AM (ABjxW)

66 It's a lovely 48 depress in the Sunshine State today.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

67 *degrees

Dammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

68 TREES often encourage their children to major in one of the STEM fields.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)

69 Imagine this painting with a happy little Bush.

Posted by: zombie Jeb! Ross at November 16, 2018 09:43 AM (DMUuz)

70 50 Like the "weavers" in the emporer has no clothes story, he's tricked a lot of people into thinking that inane crap is profound.

This, too, is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 16, 2018 09:40 AM (kqsXK)

Heh.

i always used to say Obama was a case of "The Clothes have no Emperor".

Trump is now sort of a case of "The People Have No Clothes"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 09:43 AM (BRvh1)

71 It's the Hogwarts Whomping Willow Tree.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 09:44 AM (hECVl)

72 Here you really see he is beginning to have an interest in simplicity and the basic elements of painting. Notice the almost exclusive use of the primary colors and black, with blue dominating. Also the almost complete lack of landscape. The tree fulls the composition with only a very slight hint of anything else. There aren't even any leaves. Just the heavy, thick skeletal frame of the trunk and branches.
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Thanks. Without that wordsalad I would have just called it lazy.

Posted by: Duh art is on duh refrigerator at November 16, 2018 09:44 AM (ZuGkg)

73 69 Imagine this painting with a happy little Bush.
Posted by: zombie Jeb! Ross at November 16, 2018 09:43 AM (DMUuz)

Looks more like hardwood.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:44 AM (NWiLs)

74 http://bit.ly/2zeNGo3
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Nolte - Media Cover-Up: Guy Who Yelled 'Heil Hitler' During 'Fiddler on the Roof' Performance Hates Trump

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 09:45 AM (BqBId)

75 There aren't even any leaves. Just the heavy, thick skeletal frame of the trunk and branches.

Posted by: Kris at November 16, 2018 09:42 AM (OyyDO)


I thought the bits of orange and yellow on the ground were leaves. No?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)

76 It insists upon itself.

Posted by: Biff Primrose III, But Call Me "Trey" at November 16, 2018 09:45 AM (hjaPQ)

77 Where the red tree grows

Posted by: ALH at November 16, 2018 09:45 AM (uLuPn)

78 63 Where's the noose? It's a tree and white people only use trees to hang black people. Right?
Posted by: Sponge
_________

ICE is gonna use that tree to hang innocent migrants from, just like the KKK!!!

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at November 16, 2018 09:46 AM (fqUgw)

79 Imagine this painting with a happy little Bush.
Posted by: zombie Jeb! Ross at November 16, 2018 09:43 AM (DMUuz)


Please clap.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 16, 2018 09:46 AM (F4u7C)

80 Is it time to start talking about boobehs yet?

Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2018 09:46 AM (ABjxW)

81
68 TREES often encourage their children to major in one of the STEM fields.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)






That's it. No more punning. I'm gonna go get my pistil.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 16, 2018 09:47 AM (veoSD)

82 I like this tree. I piss all over it.

Posted by: Rover at November 16, 2018 09:47 AM (QLvwG)

83 That tree is a perfect pairing with Nelson's eyes in the post below.

Posted by: Caliban at November 16, 2018 09:47 AM (QE8X6)

84 Oh yes, I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective. Oh ... and er ... interesting rhythmic devices too which seemed to counterpoint the ... er ... er ...counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the ... er ... humanity of the ... of the painter's compassionate soul which contrives through the medium of the paint structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into ... into ... er ... into whatever it was the painting was about!

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2018 09:47 AM (VhKw6)

85 74 http://bit.ly/2zeNGo3
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Nolte - Media Cover-Up: Guy Who Yelled 'Heil Hitler' During 'Fiddler on the Roof' Performance Hates Trump
______________________________________

I thought it was Franz Liebkind, that Nazi character from the movie "The Producers."

Posted by: Zero Mostel at November 16, 2018 09:47 AM (H7LIz)

86 I heard a Canadian song about trees once, they were kind of problematic.

Posted by: klaftern at November 16, 2018 09:47 AM (RuIsu)

87 Lots of tree terminology in medicine

Aortic trunk (truncus arteriosus)

Branch pulmonary arteries

Bronchial tree

Mandibular ramus (banch)

Phloem



(Okay, maybe not that last one)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:47 AM (m45I2)

88 Another tree by Mondrian, two years later.

https://tinyurl.com/y74ohl5d

Posted by: Kris at November 16, 2018 09:48 AM (OyyDO)

89 80 Is it time to start talking about boobehs yet?
Posted by: Roy at November 16, 2018 09:46 AM (ABjxW)

Have to wait until comment 221

(0xDD in hexadecimal....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 09:48 AM (BRvh1)

90 Somehow this painting just screams "BLOW JOB" to me.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 16, 2018 09:48 AM (hjaPQ)

91 He captured the spirit of the tree.

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2018 09:49 AM (BEjc7)

92 Me likey the painting. It reminds me of a toned-down Van Gogh.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 16, 2018 09:49 AM (nvMvs)

93 Middle School drawing?

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 16, 2018 09:49 AM (F5cXa)

94 Kobe was one of four cities hit by Doolittle's raiders, but I've never looked into what they targeted. Presumably Kawasaki shipyard (they still build subs here, alternating with Mitsubishi in Nagasaki, sort of like the US used to do with Electric Boat and Newport News for attack subs).

MacArthur's local branch of GCHQ was in one of the only buildings that survived the war (and the earthquake), now it's the Daimaru department store. Have long meant to check to see if there's any markers noting this.



Had my second Kobe beef feast this trip. Seriously good s**t.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 09:49 AM (NyQaH)

The Morning Report - 11/16/18

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Good morning kids. Friday and the weekend is here at last. I'm searching all over for the equivalent of the flaming skull unequivocally proclaiming Ron DeSantis and Rick Scott as the winners of Florida's gubernatorial and Senate races respectively but all I get are either their own proclamations or confusion. From what I can gather Ron DeSantis has definitively won the auto recount with enough of margin to stave off a manual recount and the built-in Democrat cheat factor and Rick Scott has declared victory but not enough to stave off the latter meshugas. And to top it off, we still have flaming turds like Sherrod Brown and Hillary Clinton proclaiming that if "Tank" Abrams loses in Georgia then it was stolen by the GOP. Nice way to fire up another dozen or so James Hodgkinsons, jerks.

And while no one was watching, there are actually a couple more House seats in, of all places, California that Republicans won, or seemingly won, that are now being hijacked along with four other already stolen in races there and across the country, including the Wisconsin film-flamming of Scott Walker and Leah Vukmir.

The salient points in all of this are that something must be done starting like yesterday to fix this problem. Considering elections are the purview of individual states, I don't see what sort of legislation can be enacted to curb this. And of course, this is all a feature - an "insurance policy" if you will - in case the citizenry dare to go against the will and destiny of their betters and vote against them, so forget any sort of voting reform like abolishing early voting, Motor-Voter and provisional ballots etc. especially in areas already under Democrat-Leftist rule. The only way to really defeat this, while we still have a country, is to get out and vote en masse and overcome the cheat factor (which no doubt will increase con gusto if the attempted robberies fail in FL and GA). And that means that it is incumbent on the GOP to field candidates that have a pulse, let alone the temperament and mindset to fight and be on the right side of the issues. We knew that this was going to be problematic since the GOP is still in a struggle with the pro-Trump conservative base and politicians to control the party. And that situation is still in doubt.

The other crucial point is that it is now evident to anyone but the most clueless that the Democrat Party is now ramping up a very dangerous propaganda meme that any time they lose an election it is because it was stolen by the Republicans (i.e. white male Christian bigots and sons of slave owners and homophobes, etc.). So in their twisted worldview, stealing an election from a Republican is justified since the latter are evil and dangerous and stand in the way of progress. Just like it's okay to try and break into Tucker Carlson's house, abuse Ted Cruz and his wife at a restaurant, smash someone wearing a MAGA hat in the face with a bike lock or go shoot up Steve Scalise and others at a softball field. It's all part of "otherization" and declaring anyone who opposes them in the slightest as untermenschen that must be removed. Forget about the rule of law. Along with everything else we have seen vis a vis Comey, Brennan, Clinton, Obama, Judge Buch M. Danno and all the rest, that is out the window. A truckload of axle grease is being dumped on the already slippery slope we are sliding down on.

I suppose if I wanted to be positive about this, I could say that the fact that even after all they have done to this nation and the brains of several generations of youth that they still need to steal key elections to hold onto power might be a ray of hope. And that is why they want open borders and amnesty. They can bypass the messy and sometimes embarrassing fiasco of stealing elections and just steal our national identity overnight. As an aside, when you consider the fact that there are already perhaps 22-30 million illegal aliens already in this country, the fact that Obama and a Democrat-controlled Congress had two whole years to grant them Amnesty and citizenship and probably turn Florida and Texas blue and instead went for Obamacare and Dodd-Fagg is a blunder of epic proportions. Call it hubris in that he and they believed Jon Meacham's drivel of "We Are All Socialists Now" but had they done that, it would have been lights out America right then and there.

In any case, in the near term, for sure the Democrats even as we speak going to go all out and try to goniff Florida, Ohio, Michigan and Wisconsin for 2020. If I am a Republican governor and have a majority GOP state legislature I would be working my ass off now to thoroughly examine every aspect of the state's elector systems and personnel and preemptively pass laws and fire/hire people to mitigate as best as I can the Democrat thievery that is sure to come.

As a nation, we're collectively bobbing in the surf as it is and the question is is the tide finally receding or is there a massive wave coming in to finish us off? We shall see.

Meanwhile, in Mississippi, Mike Espy takes blood money from thug dictators, Lindsay Graham-inator is threatening the Dems to investigate Hillary if they carry through with their promises of hammering Trump with subpoenas, and Adam Schiff will have a closed door briefing with Dem mega donors. About what, pray tell? In general political news, Shaun "Talcum X" King raises serious bucks, Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco is denying she's feuding with the top Dem brass but Marcia Fudge is challenging Nancy Palsi. None of this makes any difference; who leads that criminal enterprise is essentially arguing about switching deck chairs on the Titanic. Now that Ilhan Omar has won in Minnesota she can now put down the taqqiya sunrise and proudly proclaim her Joo-hatred, and Daniel Greenfield on anti-Trump faux Chassidim.

In fake news fakery and propaganda, journalists behind the scenes are miffed at JmJ Acosta, a truly shocking survey reveals that the media leans left (just "leans?!"), Democracy dies in trivia and this One America News outlet sounds interesting.

In Amnesty, Immigration and the Caravan Invasion news, even residents of Tijuana hate the invaders, watch as one of Nancy Palsi's spark-of-humanity animals opens fire on a traffic cop after being pulled over (a gun and a drivers license, hmm...), polls still show overwhelming support for dealing with illegal immigration (and that's how we lost the House) and the Border Patrol has caught 654 illegals at "outdated border infrastructure." Dang fences.

On the foreign affairs front, the administration has gone after 17 Saudis implicated in WaPo Khashoggi's death, after 22 years, the US finally goes from abstaining to voting "no" on the UN's Golan Heights resolution, Egypt's El-Sissi on the stomping out of the "Arab Spring," an Aussie pol pulls a cunning stunt, analysis of Israel's moves vis a vis avoiding a war in Gaza, and Britain is about to get Corbyn-ized good and hard. Also, Michael Ledeen on the continuing fiasco and failure of the CiA and 17 years and $6 trillion later, we're still fighting that war on terror. If only we knew where Terror was on the map we could nuke it. Thanks Dubya.

Domestically, the California wildfire has now killed 63 with 631 people missing (prayers up), this new crime/decriminalization bill is a stinker, a look at crony capitalism writ large with Amazon coming to New York, and Loopy Ocasio-Fiaso was actually right about opposing it albeit for the wrong reasons, and how Obamacare's Medicaid expansion screwed up the GOP in the midterms.

In indoctrination news, Detroit's school board is considering renaming the Ben Carson School because he's evil or something, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is quietly winning bigtime on Title IX campus kangaroo courts, USC bans an article on "female privilege" and the top 10 university Joo/Israel haters in academia. That sound you hear in the background is me and the minyan warming up the lighting machine...

In enviro-communism news, DC churches have been banned from passing out plastic straws with coffee, and from hither and yon, in femi-nazism it's a cold winter for white women plus Rabbi Fischer on the fall of Michael "Pimp Hand of Justice" Avenatti and finally, the man who escaped Jim Jones 40 years later.

BONUS: Cardboard membership privileges to the first commenter who identifies the eye transplant.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:43 AM




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1 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 07:41 AM (JFO2v)

2 Yowza!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:42 AM (n9EOP)

3 And I read the content!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:42 AM (n9EOP)

4 The eyes are from Occasional Cortex I believe.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 07:43 AM (udOi9)

5 Eyes look like Loopy Otasio-Cortex

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 07:43 AM (Z216Q)

6 TFF

If Stacey Abrams doesnt win in Georgia, they stole it. Its clear. Its clear. I say that publicly. Its clear, Brown said.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 07:43 AM (JFO2v)

7 Good morning Glories

Happy Friday!

Posted by: ALH at November 16, 2018 07:43 AM (wYOaw)

8 Ohhh- I got Aced. Just by the blink of an eye.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 07:44 AM (Z216Q)

9 Good Morning Morons I hope today is better than yesterday. Got stranded in the hospital parking lot with a dead battery. Called daughter to come get us to take wifey home and me to auto parts store for new battery to change in the drizzling rain and cold.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

10 You take the Cardboard Membership Huck. I wouldn't know what to do with such luxury anyway.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 07:45 AM (udOi9)

11 I am holding back on saying that Avenatti beats women but the Schadnboner is not.

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2018 07:45 AM (VhKw6)

12 Yikes!

Mornin', Horde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at November 16, 2018 07:46 AM (kZUVU)

13 Good morning JJ. Where do you find all these creepy pictures?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 07:47 AM (lwiT4)

14 If they're willing to admit there are 30 Million Illegals here, than there are at least Twice that.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 07:47 AM (UnA8+)

15 my, my, what big eyes you have Mr. Nelson

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:47 AM (bUjCl)

16 Vic - that sounds hideous.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 07:47 AM (lwiT4)

17 Re: Top Ten University Presidents Who Support Terror, Greenfield wanted to make sure Lee Bollinger got noticed. He was listed twice. And he deserved it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 07:48 AM (Z216Q)

18 It getting easier and easier to get depressed reading the news, even JJ's fantastic overview tends to depress me these days.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:48 AM (n9EOP)

19 I really can't type this morning.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 07:48 AM (UnA8+)

20 And to top it off, we still have flaming buds like Sherrod Brown

I have to again commend the state GOP fuckheads who didn't make it a high priority to terminate this hoarse voiced piece of shit's time in the Senate. After 2016 the Restraining Order should have been very vulnerable assuming you have a party willing to work hard and smart to make it happen. Those assholes are 100% responsible for this.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 07:49 AM (y7DUB)

21 If they're willing to admit there are 30 Million Illegals here, than there are at least Twice that.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 07:47 AM (UnA8+)


Purely anecdotal, but look around you at any public venue, and you'll tend to agree with Hikaru!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:49 AM (n9EOP)

22 Morning Horde

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2018 07:49 AM (KUaJL)

23 The Donks have taken out their large scale vote fraud out for a spin this election cycle in a warmup for 2020.

If DeSantis is ever seated as governor, the first order of business has go to be vote integrity, morning, noon and night.

Because Rick Scott could have gotten rid of Snipes but cucked out, I would say he should lose his election bid to teach him and other chickenshit GOP fuckwits a lesson, but this is deadly serious.

In fact voter integrity needs to be the GOP's number one issue going forward because if they don't do something the Donks will have essentially hacked their way to generational control of the US similar to the period from '35 to '94 where they ruled for 60 years.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 07:50 AM (qxq6t)

24

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 16, 2018 07:50 AM (GEhPL)

25 Illegals make up at least 10% of the population now. Let that sink in for a minute.

We don't have a country. We got an economic zone.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 07:51 AM (udOi9)

26 U.S. District Judge Mark Walker is a Democrat stooge appointed by Obama. As long as the corrupt Democrat party can dig up stooges like this they still have a chance.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

27 Yikes, he looks like Freddy Kruger.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 07:52 AM (4lu7W)

28 If I am a Republican governor and have a majority GOP state legislature I would be working my ass off now to thoroughly examine every aspect of the state's elector systems and personnel and preemptively pass laws and fire/hire people to mitigate as best as I can the Democrat thievery that is sure to come.

Well, unfortunately you're not such a governor, nor am I. And I question how many of those who are have either the clarity of vision or the gonads to do anything. Remember, Scott partly brought this on himself. Walker, though I'm a fan of his, nonetheless had two terms, and couldn't prevent it. And he had to know this crap was in the cards.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 07:52 AM (VaN/j)

29 Speaking of meshugas, wasn't there a little kurfufle back in 2000 that put a stop to some momzers using a bogus hand recount to overturn an election ?

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:52 AM (bUjCl)

30 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 16, 2018 07:52 AM (xQfPr)

31 it probably doesn't matter at this point, but I still don't understand what Jim Jones preached. Apparently he preached the "inner Christ" but one article I read (at City journa?)l said that he preached atheism and told people to use the bible as toilet paper. So was he like the sociopathic version of the United Church minister profiled yesterday?. There is no God, don't believe in the bible but work as a community to change the world. "Community" worked like hell for Jim Jones/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 07:52 AM (AllCR)

32 Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 07:49 AM (y7DUB)

My personal thanks go out to Speaker (er, Former Speaker) Lyin' Ryan for overseeing the loss of the House, due to a masterful coordinated combination of inaction, lies, sabotage, and stupidity. I feel sure Speaker McCarthy is a worthy successor and will continue to blaze the bold trail that Ryan has laid out before us!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:53 AM (n9EOP)

33 Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 16, 2018 07:52 AM (xQfPr)

Hello. How's Mrs. LIT doing with her treatments?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 07:53 AM (AllCR)

34 Morning!

Are those crazy eyes Fiasco Cortez's eyeballs, J.J.? Good p-shoppin!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2018 07:53 AM (438dO)

35 Good morning horde, thanks JJ.

Purely anecdotal, but look around you at any public venue, and you'll tend to agree with Hikaru!

I tend to agree with Hikaru on most things.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at November 16, 2018 07:54 AM (2IYt8)

36 > Considering elections are the purview of individual states, I don't see what sort of legislation can be enacted to curb this.

The Fourteenth Amendment works for me.

Precedent: the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2018 07:55 AM (vOkuK)

37 Aye, caramba!

Posted by: J. Random "Guest" Commentero at November 16, 2018 07:55 AM (DMUuz)

38 I'm considering moving to The Villages. Nice weather except for hurricanes, somebody will vote for you, meaning no drive to the polls, and there's always the senior citizen STD Derby to liven things up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 16, 2018 07:55 AM (xzqr4)

39 Those pictures of people sitting on top of the border fence puzzle me. Why don't we at least have broken glass on the tops? It's a long-standing measure, I think I first encountered it in Stevenson.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 07:56 AM (VaN/j)

40 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 16, 2018 07:56 AM (tSXzq)

41 Eyes? Ocasio-Cortez

Posted by: JAS at November 16, 2018 07:56 AM (3HNOQ)

42 31 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 07:52 AM (AllCR)


He came from San Francisco and preyed upon vulnerable people, mostly black folk.

Doesn't that sound all too familiar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:56 AM (/9p9e)

43 Good Morning JJ & the Horde. Good Friday Morning and great commentary as usual and my what Big Crazy Eyes you have Miss Nelson.. Off to get a cup o Joe and to wash the burn out of mine own eyes... OT but a friend of mine suggested that he'd just give her the tip for a cleaning and I repeatedly reminded him of rule #3 - if you let her suck it then you will stick Mr. Johnson in cray cray and never ever stick your Johnson in cray cray - see rule #1. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 16, 2018 07:56 AM (9B/d8)

44 My personal thanks go out to Speaker (er, Former
Speaker) Lyin' Ryan for overseeing the loss of the House, due to a
masterful coordinated combination of inaction, lies, sabotage, and
stupidity. I feel sure Speaker McCarthy is a worthy successor and will
continue to blaze the bold trail that Ryan has laid out before us!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:53 AM (n9EOP)



He had a Facebook post yesterday, looking back fondly at his days in Congress, saying he was excited to be able to spend more time with his family. I'm excited about that too. I didn't dare read the comments.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 07:56 AM (lwiT4)

45 Ze coffee, it is good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 07:56 AM (Z216Q)

46 Just How Bad Are Those Payouts for Amazon HQ2?


When are citizens going t revolt on the corrupt politicians who bribe big businesses or sports teams to come to their State or city. History has shown that the citizens ALWAYS lose on this BS.


If States want to attract businesses then lower their taxes on ALL businesses, but do not favor one over another or new over old.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 07:57 AM (mpXpK)

47 @39
Because the "fences" are for show, not to actually keep people out.

It's almost over now but the shouting and dying.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 07:57 AM (qxq6t)

48 "A few CNN reporters told me that they're embarrassed by Acosta CNN. A WH correspondent from a major network (not Fox) told me "This isn't the Jim F*ing Acosta Show. We all hate him. He's an asshole and he actually is disrespectful to the president"


It's that obvious, huh ?

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:58 AM (bUjCl)

49
Purely anecdotal, but look around you at any public venue, and you'll tend to agree with Hikaru!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar

.............

I've been saying this for years..

And it is not just Hispanics! Indians & Pakistanis have been bringing every relative they have over for a visit and they simply don't go back.. Next day they are serving you your Dunkin Donut coffee!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2018 07:58 AM (438dO)

50 Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:53 AM (n9EOP)

I think we must give at least some due credit to the GOPe-rs in the Senate, especially ol' Thumbs-Down McVain. Without the Senate, the HR might actually have accomplished dismantling ZeroCare, and saved the majority.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 07:59 AM (Z216Q)

51 46 Just How Bad Are Those Payouts for Amazon HQ2?


When are citizens going t revolt on the corrupt politicians who bribe big businesses or sports teams to come to their State or city. History has shown that the citizens ALWAYS lose on this BS.


If States want to attract businesses then lower their taxes on ALL businesses, but do not favor one over another or new over old.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 07:57 AM (mpXpK)


I'll give the idiot this. She is totally right to oppose the giveaways to Amazon, albeit her reasoning is of the socialist bent.

But damn it, I don't see the city giving $57,000 per employee tax breaks to my dry cleaners or supermarket up the street.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:59 AM (/9p9e)

52 Good Morning Morons I hope today is better than yesterday. Got stranded in the hospital parking lot with a dead battery. Called daughter to come get us to take wifey home and me to auto parts store for new battery to change in the drizzling rain and cold.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 07:45 AM (mpXpK)


Sounds like my day. Mrs H is visiting the kids and grandkids so I loaded my Airedale, Teddy, in the car to take him to the park. The battery was just fine but the engine just wouldn't start. So Triple A towed it to the garage down the street where it's still sitting, from which I walked home about a mile and a half away in the wind and rain. I have Mrs H's car to drive but I hate that piece of shit almost as much as the state radio garbage on her presets.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 07:59 AM (y7DUB)

53 Are there no federal laws against corrupt elections? Surely some of the crap they do would count as racketeering.

I's sure there is someone here who knows how this works.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 08:00 AM (VaN/j)

54 Good Morning Morons I hope today is better than yesterday. Got stranded in the hospital parking lot with a dead battery. Called daughter to come get us to take wifey home and me to auto parts store for new battery to change in the drizzling rain and cold.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 07:45 AM (mpXpK)


Sorry to hear that, Vic.

I would have welcomed a dead battery this morning, so I wouldn't have had to come in to work through 6 inches of wet, heavy snow, rain and howling wind.

And, as is typical, with a bunch of nickelfucking dickwags riding my rear bumper all the way because they're too damned impatient to slow the hell down.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 16, 2018 08:00 AM (kqsXK)

55 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

Vic, bought a Stanley Jump Starter from Bez0s for $59.99, worth every penny. Has air pump and USB charging port as well. It is always in the car now.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:00 AM (n9EOP)

56 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:56 AM (/9p9e)


Well, yes, but I still don't understand how you are a minister without believing in God-even though the United Church minister apparently does, Jones was the new Christ or something? It's just force of habit for me to want to know the theology of ministers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 08:00 AM (AllCR)

57 56 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 08:00 AM (AllCR)


I think in these cases it's not the theology it's the psychology.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:01 AM (/9p9e)

58 but I still don't understand what Jim Jones preached

--

Jim Jones preached "Give me your money and you will live in paradise."

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 16, 2018 08:01 AM (hrcfq)

59 Jim Jones' schtick was racism, racism, racism, just like his progeny in the Democrat Party today.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 16, 2018 08:03 AM (9sRGX)

60 But damn it, I don't see the city giving $57,000 per employee tax breaks to my dry cleaners or supermarket up the street.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:59 AM (/9p9e)


It isn't the size of the individual tax breaks to companies that matters, it is the size of the graft that flows back to the politicians.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:03 AM (n9EOP)

61 Jim Jones was also a rapist and abuser of women and men, just like his progeny in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 16, 2018 08:03 AM (9sRGX)

62 Okay, sometimes I wonder who we're looking at in the uncaptioned pix on the top of the Report.

Today I wonder what we're looking at.

Howdy, y'all. Sunrise and crispy cool but clear skies ahead in NE Okla. Hope you have a day.

Close-up of crazy-eyes occasional cortex linked in nic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just a little ray of sunshine at November 16, 2018 08:03 AM (cNEwX)

63 60 But damn it, I don't see the city giving $57,000 per employee tax breaks to my dry cleaners or supermarket up the street.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:59 AM (/9p9e)

It isn't the size of the individual tax breaks to companies that matters, it is the size of the graft that flows back to the politicians.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:03 AM (n9EOP)


True. And it also reinforces my statement. And vice versa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:04 AM (/9p9e)

64 DC Bans Churches From Handing Out Straws With Free Coffee


Another third world shit-hole under total Democrat control. I still say we need to move the seat of government to a State somewhere in the middle of the country. Take a few hundred acres of land as a federal location, absolutely ban ANYONE having a living arrangement inside that land. The only people allowed to live in the area as permanent (semi-permanent) resident would be federal elected politicians who would be considered residents of their home State..

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

65 I'm considering moving to The Villages. Nice weather except for hurricanes

No expert, but I bet the Villages get nothing more than strong rainfall from Hurricanes, at least generally. It's pretty safely stuck away in the central stretch of the Florida archipelago. Even if there is a chance of a storm still being strong enough to scare you, you'd get plenty of warning. The Keys are the place to avoid, IMO.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 08:04 AM (Z216Q)

66 Stacey Abrams is suing for a revote.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 08:04 AM (hECVl)

67 It's just force of habit for me to want to know the theology of ministers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 08:00 AM (AllCR)



Sometimes the "theology" of the "minister" is based on exploiting the psychoses of the congregation!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:05 AM (n9EOP)

68 "Judge Buch M. Danno"

===

Was Judge Punchy Molokai Leper-Colony finally impeached?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 08:05 AM (EZebt)

69 MAry P

nickelfucking dickwags

Do not have a clue what that means but very fukn funny

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 08:05 AM (JFO2v)

70 16
Vic - that sounds hideous.


Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 07:47 AM (lwiT4)

It was

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:05 AM (mpXpK)

71 One problem with our side is excessive optimism about just how large our support is. I hope the midterms have opened some eyes. It's unrealistic to think that we can win by appealing only to the right. Especially when Hillary isn't on the ballot.

We need to build and expand the coalition. I know that word bugs people, because of past experience. But that is the result of the GOP's gross insincerity of the past. "We'll say what you want to hear during campaigns, but don't expect anything you want, unless we want it too. We won. Suckers."

Well, it doesn't have to be like that. In fact, in the long term, it CANNOT be like that, as both party establishments have been painfully discovering.

Now, I don't know how to do this; I am myself about the least coalition-minded person alive. I disagree with everyone. But that doesn't mean I don't see the need. If there is one pundit whose advice I would take here, it'd be Salena Zito.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 08:06 AM (VaN/j)

72 25 Illegals make up at least 10% of the population now. Let that sink in for a minute.

We don't have a country. We got an economic zone.
_____________

Yep, and I don't want to sponsor the newcomers.

Let's have the "no borders" types be required to sponsor "migrants." They have to take on a certain number, depending on their income (the higher the income, the more "migrants" they must sponsor). They have to be financially responsible for the "migrants" expenses for life; no dumping them off on taxpayers, as they currently do. That means paying for housing, food, medical care, and whatever else the "migrants" can't pay for themselves, with their minimum wage jobs (or no jobs at all, in many cases).

And if the "migrants" commit crimes in the U.S., or infect other Americans with diseases like TB or Honduran Flu or whatever, then their American sponsor has to be responsible for all those expenses too. And of course, if the "migrant" is a female who gets pregnant and gives birth in the U.S., then the sponsor not only has to pay the medical expenses, the sponsor also has to pay for the expenses of the "migrant" spawn.

Those of us who oppose illegal immigration, or even legal immigration of those who can't or won't support themselves here, are tired of being taxed to pay for the newcomers' needs.

From now on, let the "no borders" crowd pay.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 08:06 AM (fqUgw)

73 Did someone write "cunning runts"?

Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2018 08:06 AM (snTmr)

74 And, as is typical, with a bunch of nickelfucking dickwags riding my rear bumper all the way because they're too damned impatient to slow the hell down.



Oh, that sux MP4

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:07 AM (bUjCl)

75 Bill Nelson is a frankenstein monster made entirely out of elbows.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 16, 2018 08:07 AM (rnAwa)

76 68 "Judge Buch M. Danno"

===

Was Judge Punchy Molokai Leper-Colony finally impeached?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 08:05 AM (EZebt)


Retired. Eating kale and spare ribs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:07 AM (/9p9e)

77 Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 08:06 AM (VaN/j)

Betray me once, shame on me...

Betray me consistently for years and surely I will begin to trust you!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:08 AM (n9EOP)

78 65 Thanks,Huck, just kidding about moving to the land of Florida Man. However, if I could afford to live on one of the smaller Keys, I'd consider it, hurricanes and all.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 16, 2018 08:08 AM (xzqr4)

79
Well,
*looks at calendar*
math, he mumbled
twoweeks 'til December
four weeks to January
three weeks 'til new congress goes into action

Then we'll know.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 16, 2018 08:08 AM (hrcfq)

80 Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 16, 2018 08:03 AM (9sRGX)

Yes; I get that. I still don't get his theology. I guess I'd have to listen to some of his sermons but the thought of that is pretty creepy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 08:08 AM (AllCR)

81 Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2018 08:06 AM (snTmr)

Not yet, but the day is young!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:09 AM (n9EOP)

82 Good Morning Ya'll

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 16, 2018 08:09 AM (YuQLm)

83 Seems to me that the atmosphere has become a bit more edgy than usual. Like people are losing it public more often now. The other day, at the fuel pump I heard some idiot cursing at a woman, calling her a bitch or something. I don't know what happened and what kind of tragedy struck him at the fuel pump that made him lose it in public and start cusing out a stranger. But, I've been seeing it more lately.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:09 AM (bUjCl)

84 58 but I still don't understand what Jim Jones preached

--

Jim Jones preached "Give me your money and you will live in paradise."

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 16, 2018 08:01 AM (hrcfq)


"Jeez, what idiot would fall for that crock of shit?!"

- - Bagwan Shri Rajneesh

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:09 AM (/9p9e)

85 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 08:08 AM (AllCR)
=====

I don't think there ever was any theology, unless you want to say some variation of black liberation theology.

He was a psychotic nutcase.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 16, 2018 08:10 AM (9sRGX)

86 *cursing

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:10 AM (bUjCl)

87 52 I have Mrs H's car to drive but I hate that piece of shit almost as much as the state radio garbage on her presets.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 07:59 AM (y7DUB)

I used to have a pickup truck I could have used to do all that running around in until I could get a new battery but I gave it to my grandson because it was getting no use. And subsequently needed it over and over again.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:10 AM (mpXpK)

88 When are citizens going t revolt on the corrupt politicians who bribe big businesses or sports teams to come to their State or city. History has shown that the citizens ALWAYS lose on this BS.

Describe what that "revolt" would like and how it would, in all likeliness, end?

We are closer to Stalin's government than The Founders'.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 08:10 AM (boNFp)

89 I hate Sherrod Brown so much I can't even bring myself to read the article in which he's quoted, claiming the Repubs stole the Georgia governors race. How did we steal an election? Do we even know how to do that? Unless, the definition of "steal" is "got more votes" I honestly didn't think we had it in us to play by the Democrat rules.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 08:10 AM (Z216Q)

90 Speaking of meshugas, wasn't there a little kurfufle back in 2000 that put a stop to some momzers using a bogus hand recount to overturn an election ?

The Electoral College put a hard deadline on finishing that elections for the Senate and Governor lack.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 16, 2018 08:11 AM (xQfPr)

91 I was furcated,so ashamed.

Posted by: saf at November 16, 2018 08:11 AM (5IHGB)

92 Great post as always JJ.

I think we all have to applaud DeSantis and Rick Scott for picking up their swords and following General Trump.

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:11 AM (Ae45Z)

93 Close-up of crazy-eyes occasional cortex linked in nic.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just a little ray of sunshine at November 16, 2018 08:03 AM (cNEwX)

Too funny.

Posted by: tbodie at November 16, 2018 08:11 AM (ZuWqx)

94 Good Morning Morons I hope today is better than yesterday. Got stranded in the hospital parking lot with a dead battery. Called daughter to come get us to take wifey home and me to auto parts store for new battery to change in the drizzling rain and cold.



Posted by: Vic

-

There are some small lithium based battery jump boxes for $50 or so on Amazon. Really handy to keep in the vehicle and much smaller than jump boxes from just five or so years ago.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 16, 2018 08:12 AM (07k96)

95 Democrat Katie Porter Unseats Mimi Walters; Young Kim Falls Behind

Arizona GOP Announces Independent Audit of Maricopa County Recorder


Don't they know that once a Democrat takes the lead the race is over? As is all news coverage?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 08:12 AM (VaN/j)

96 55 Vic, bought a Stanley Jump Starter from Bez0s for
$59.99, worth every penny. Has air pump and USB charging port as well.
It is always in the car now.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:00 AM (n9EOP)


I have seen those things but I figured they would not pull enough current to turn over a car. Have you used it yet?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

97 We need to build and expand the coalition.

Nationalist Populist. First Party to adopt it wins everything. Trumpism on steroids.

But - it'll be too ugly for many. It'll involve deportations. And it'll have to embrace some groups, like Unions, that many here can't stomach.

But its either that or Death by Immigration. Pick your poison.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 08:12 AM (udOi9)

98 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2018 08:13 AM (ZQfW9)

99 those be Occasio EYES..CORTEZ he sez so.

Posted by: saf at November 16, 2018 08:13 AM (5IHGB)

100 Dems. NEver give up senate seats. Brown will not be on the ticket with ohio pubbie governor

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:13 AM (Ae45Z)

101 Hello. How's Mrs. LIT doing with her treatments?

She had the last chemo on Monday. Feeling pretty poor at the moment. This upcoming Monday we meet with the radiation oncologist to determine what that course of treatment will be.

Light at the end of the tunnel and all that.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 16, 2018 08:13 AM (xQfPr)

102 Because Rick Scott could have gotten rid of Snipes but cucked out, I would say he should lose his election bid to teach him and other chickenshit GOP fuckwits a lesson, but this is deadly serious.

In fact voter integrity needs to be the GOP's number one issue going forward because if they don't do something the Donks will have essentially hacked their way to generational control of the US similar to the period from '35 to '94 where they ruled for 60 years.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 07:50 AM (qxq6t)


Not exactly surprising that Scott is as negligent in doing the hard work of removing bad actors as that malingering fuck, Sleepy Jeff, was in draining his part of the swamp beyond a few high profile terminations and voluntary exits. Scott caved to the mob in the Saint Traytable case instead of adhering to the practices that smarter people than him put in place. Fuck him in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 08:13 AM (y7DUB)

103 Good morning AltonJackson. Do you have snow today?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:14 AM (lwiT4)

104 And re: tailgating

I've slowed down to ten mph on a highway before. A lot of times it's people texting or talking on the phone and driving off of the person ahead of them, but many times it's just people who were taught that is how you're supposed to drive.

Nope. And I can go slower if you need me to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 16, 2018 08:14 AM (07k96)

105 Let's have the "no borders" types be required to sponsor "migrants."

Yeah, the antebellum South tried that scheme out pretty much exactly as you described. You may have seen how that ended (ref: Civil War).

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 08:14 AM (boNFp)

106 96. I will look for it at jet.com. Closed my amazonaccount in 2016

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:15 AM (Ae45Z)

107 The other day, at the fuel pump I heard some idiot cursing at a woman,
calling her a bitch or something. I don't know what happened and what
kind of tragedy struck him at the fuel pump that made him lose it


In keeping with your story of a man yelling at a woman at the gas station, I'm still appalled over the nutcase in Charlottesville accosting (there's a good descriptive word for political use!) Tucker Carlson's teenaged daughter as she walked back to her dinner table, and calling her terrible names. What the hell kind of world thinks that behavior is OK?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 08:15 AM (Z216Q)

108 More Noos: today is Friday, November 16, 2018. On this date in 1990 pop group Milli Vanilli was stripped of their Grammy Award because the duo did not sing at all on the Girl You Know It's True album. Session musicians had provided all the vocals. The group had been a fraud from day 1. We now know that session musicians called 'the Wrecking Crew' did a LOT of vocals and music for a large number of pop superstars back during those days. It was common.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:15 AM (mpXpK)

109 54 And, as is typical, with a bunch of nickelfucking dickwags riding my rear bumper all the way because they're too damned impatient to slow the hell down.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 16, 2018 08:00 AM (kqsXK)


That is some EXCELLENT cursing! I love learning new expressions on this blog. I will be using that. LOL

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at November 16, 2018 08:15 AM (lGLBx)

110 Now Abram, faced with imminent defeat after counting, creating and recounting ballots, is going to try another strategy. Get a judge to order a new election i based on enough irregularities and disenfranchised voters, all well documented by Dem lawyers. And obscure Georgia law makes this a possibility, all they need is a lib judge with enough gall to order it and the MSM to back them up..


And what if it works by some chance? Do they think the 50% of Georgians disenfranchised are just going to be gladly ruled by Dem cheating and underhanded legal strategy? If it worked, millions will feel empowered to just ignore any law that displeases them, as long as they get away with it. This is FUBAR. This is third world style politics and will become the norm soon. No doubt , Dems are trying to enslave the citizenry. Great future my kids have in this country.

Posted by: Ripley at November 16, 2018 08:15 AM (MxEKc)

111
Pelosi Challenger Marcia Fudge Blasts Her...

*******************

Changes - a limerick

Marcia came in with a grudge
To elbow Nan out with a nudge
Her sudden rise to power
Turned to Laugh-In's Comedy Hour
Sock It To Me! Here Come Da Fudge

Posted by: Muldoon on the Lido deck stage at November 16, 2018 08:15 AM (m45I2)

112 Light at the end of the tunnel and all that.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 16, 2018 08:13 AM (xQfPr)



Please tell her she has a gaggle of morons pulling for her. I'm sure that will boost her confidence

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:16 AM (lwiT4)

113 While we're here, that's what irritates me about speed traps. Speeding is not terribly dangerous. Careless driving and tailgating even at low speeds are much worse.

But when is the last time you saw anyone pulled over for tailgating?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 16, 2018 08:16 AM (07k96)

114 Have had a long few weeks, last night I stayed up all night to figure out what's up with me. Started out realizing how angry I have been lately, a total change from the mind numbing fear i've had for the country and my families existence the last few years.
always with what do I dooo plaintive cries to myself.

Now i'm just piss'd. All our party's broken promises , lies , the contract between citizens and govt, thrown away by our betters'.

The outright disregard for the country and survival of, for filthy lucre and power.

soo. I think i've come to the realization I don't have to play . That's a huge thing as i've spent all my life attempting to hold up my part of the contract, try not embarrass my team.
do everything by the book.

so now I am going to try to instead of fear, instead of anger , try to find a plan to help instead of wringing my hands, all legal of course, but i'm reminded of ace bringing up years ago to find info on media personalities out them (which at the time I thought was way to scummy of a thing for us to do) but now.
it's a start.

how to do this I guess I will have to study.

so that's the result of the last decade and will be my attempt to do something of value to help.

suggestions?




Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:16 AM (aSpXp)

115 That is some EXCELLENT cursing! .....
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor

Coming from a sailor that is high complement

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:16 AM (bUjCl)

116 Don't start counting chickens yet.


The vote fraud in Broward County is not ended yet.


Fort Lauderdale, Fla. A Broward election official said late Thursday that the county had uploaded the results of its recount two minutes after the state's 3 p.m. Deadline, making its machine recount tally void. Instead, the county's results from last Tuesday's election will stand until manual recount totals in the state's closely contested Senate race come in Sunday at noon.


In another direct accusation of deliberate misconduct by Florida election officials, GOP Senate candidate Rick Scott's campaign accused embattled Broward County Supervisor of Elections Brenda Snipes of intentionally submitting late results to invalidate them. In the recount, Scott's Democratic opponent, incumbent Sen. Bill Nelson, lost more votes than Scott, a net gain of 779 for Scott.



And Rick Scott is probably right.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:16 AM (mpXpK)

117 And who is the major beneficiary of all this vote fraud by the Democrat Party in FL? Lawyers.


http://tinyurl.com/y6wnxytw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:17 AM (mpXpK)

118 Brexit and Voting Breakdowns.

Why are they alike?

The people didn't like the program (the EU and the 2000 election) and voted to change things.

The problem is, the unresponsive government did nothing.

18 Years after Gore/Bush, we as a nation are still waiting for them to get their act together.

In the UK, the people have spoken and they want nothing to do with the EU. The politicians, are the other hand, have no idea how to carry out the wishes of the people they purport to represent.

It's a disaster for the people in both cases.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:17 AM (H7LIz)

119 You know, I thought Occasional-Cortex would be good for us only in giving us a reliable laugh, filling the void left by DWS's departure from the DNC. But I'm beginning to see that she'll be a big hemorrhoid on the Palsi Party. Since she's from a district that wouldn't vote for Abe Lincoln, that makes her a win.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 08:17 AM (VaN/j)

120 95. As pathetic as AZ gop and ducey are, this is a good move. Puts heat on the corrupt latino who runs maricopa elections, that he is being watched for 2020.

Ducey knows senate seat was stolen

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:17 AM (Ae45Z)

121 96: wifes brother and i both have one fron costco. $50. he started his ford expedition with it. yes, it will start a car.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 08:17 AM (KP5rU)

122
People who support the constitution in WA State are suing over a new gun grabbing scheme that has been imposed there. What appears to be is that the new law which was passed by 60% of the idiots in WA had a deceptive title. Typical BS Democrat strategy. It has been proven over and over again that gun control simply does not work and never achieves the objectives that the gun grabbers state the purpose of the law is.


http://tinyurl.com/yaebjhmu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:17 AM (mpXpK)

123 RINO Chuck Grassley (CR 6 supports Flake. He also wants a bill that protects the runaway witch hunt Mueller. He can EABOD too.


http://tinyurl.com/yaat9yww

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (mpXpK)

124 RIP Roy Clark at 85.


http://tinyurl.com/yaqb75n9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (mpXpK)

125 MAry P

nickelfucking dickwags

Do not have a clue what that means but very fukn funny

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 08:05 AM (JFO2v)


A couple of years ago I was yelling at someone who cut me off in traffic. I meant to say, "You fucking knucklehead!" but it came out as "nickelfucker."

In my head, I always hear Ahhhnuld saying it - Get to da choppa, nickelfuckah!

"Dickwag" just popped into my head this morning during the lousy drive in.

And yes, I did see Nickelfucking Dickwags open for Hoobastank at the Verizon Center in 2010.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (kqsXK)

126
In hindsight, I kind of feel bad for Milli Vanilli. They did exactly what the Monkees did and yet got destroyed. At least the Monkees learned how to play their instruments. Nesmith already did play guitar.

In any event, I envision a super group of Milli Vanilli, Liza Minelli, Gino Vanelli, Dino Danelli, and Vanilla Fudge...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (/9p9e)

127 so now I am going to try to instead of fear, instead of anger , try to find a plan to help instead of wringing my hands, all legal of course,



willow !!! I have an idea, how would you like to adopt somebody wonderful ???

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (bUjCl)

128 Fox News gives a lot of reasons why Simona won in AZ except the main reason; vote fraud and corruption.


http://tinyurl.com/y8l432ba

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (mpXpK)

129 Fudge Backer.

With a "B".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (H7LIz)

130 You can not buy a home in SF for less than $1M now. Who would want to?


http://tinyurl.com/yd7257j6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (mpXpK)

131 Despite all the caterwauling from the Democrats not all rich people benefited from the change in the tax code last year. Here are a few things that will cause some people's taxes to go up. And tax time is just around the corner. Morons remember if you want to list State taxes as a deduction when itemizing you will need to pay your State income tax withholding before Jan 1, 2019.


http://tinyurl.com/yah84rdc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

132 The Feds do have a responsibility to guarantee a republican form of gov't to the state. They could do that by:

1. All voting must be done in person. The Feds will set up voting location overseas for military personnel.
2. All voters must have state issued ID to vote. Driver's license or equivalent level of ID.
3. State will issue new non-driver's license for free every four years.
4. You vote based on where your ID says you live. You moved, well you have to get it updated.
5. All voting machines have to have a physical paper trail of votes cast.
6. Early voting can be no more than 2 weeks ahead of election.
7. No provisional ballots.

Posted by: WOPR at November 16, 2018 08:19 AM (J70i0)

133 Dem Billionaire warren buffet has been quiet

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:19 AM (Ae45Z)

134 FDA to outlaw menthol cigarettes and flavored cigars.


http://tinyurl.com/y8pt3bvg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

135 Busy-body momzers release their 10 worse toys for 'safety' list.


http://tinyurl.com/yap2j7xs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

136 Mrs, Redacted thought that was a real head on Drudge's "head"line

Posted by: REDACTED at November 16, 2018 08:19 AM (L/iaS)

137 runner, I have had others peoples children off and on for decade, do you really want me to do that some more?

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:19 AM (aSpXp)

138 good one, Muldoon!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (438dO)

139 Morons in the Northeast standby for another episode of globull warming as you get pummeled with a major Winter storm over the weekend.


http://tinyurl.com/ybv9669j

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (mpXpK)

140 And contrary to the warnings by the AGW scammers a look at the actual records show that we are getting more and more snowfall events in the Northern US. Can you say Global Cooling? I know my actual recorded temperatures have been declining since 1998.


http://tinyurl.com/y97syfm9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (mpXpK)

141 What does corey gardner have to do to keep his seat in 2020? Go to pot parties in boulder?

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (Ae45Z)

142 This is third world style politics and will become the norm soon.

I predict that the true goal is get people like you to no longer trust the traditional system and accept the Dem's new model of having computer models decide our Philosopher Kings through advanced algorithms similar to the Social Ranking that China has adopted.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (boNFp)

143 RIP Roy Clark at 85.


http://tinyurl.com/yaqb75n9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (mpXpK)



This makes me sad. I played some of his music last night. Boy did he have talent.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (lwiT4)

144 The judge hearing the CNN/Acosta lawsuit has postponed his decision for a week. Why? This is an open and shut case, a child could make this decision.


http://tinyurl.com/ybhkba4z

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (mpXpK)

145 who is roy clark?

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:21 AM (aSpXp)

146 Commie Cortez is demanding the US be 100% 'renewable green energy' in 10 years. ESAD commie scrunt.


http://tinyurl.com/yd4muyab

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:21 AM (mpXpK)

147 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/yay8n4zr


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:21 AM (mpXpK)

148
I love driving in snow or on icy roads. It is very peaceful and calming while driving in a meditative state at one with the road, the car, the universe and everything. Total awareness of everything around you.

And the way to handle those morons who are riding your back bumper is to drive faster than they can. There is something very satisfying to look in your side mirror and see the guy who is trying to pass you slide off into the ditch.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 16, 2018 08:21 AM (hrcfq)

149 sorry over 2 decades

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:21 AM (aSpXp)

150 Jim Jones preached "Give me your money and you will live in paradise."

Awww. . . that was my idea first.

Posted by: Franklin Delano Roosevelt at November 16, 2018 08:21 AM (H7LIz)

151 139 Morons in the Northeast standby for another episode of globull warming as you get pummeled with a major Winter storm over the weekend.


http://tinyurl.com/ybv9669j
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (mpXpK)


Yesterday looked horrible. Now? Sunny after rain melted all the snow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:21 AM (/9p9e)

152 Pelosi's challenger is a black woman? Well, Dems must support her, she has double victim-hood, Nancy only one. In fact, it would be racist to oppose her. Every Dem rep must be thinking which is worse, facing Pelosi's wrath if they support the the black woman and lose or support Pelosi and be called a racist in the primaries by other Dems.

Posted by: Ripley at November 16, 2018 08:22 AM (MxEKc)

153 This makes me sad. I played some of his music last night. Boy did he have talent.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (lwiT4)


Roy was a great player of the Spanish style - you can find some of it on YouTube. He was a Hell of a talent.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 08:22 AM (udOi9)

154 6. Early voting can be no more than 2 weeks ahead of election.



I don't get this whole thing of early voting. Why can't we all vote on election day? Why does it turn into election month?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:22 AM (lwiT4)

155 135 Busy-body momzers release their 10 worse toys for 'safety' list.


http://tinyurl.com/yap2j7xs
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:19 AM (mpXpK)


The fact that I got you to use the word momzer makes me "kvell."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:23 AM (/9p9e)

156 126
In hindsight, I kind of feel bad for Milli Vanilli. They did exactly what the Monkees did and yet got destroyed. At least the Monkees learned how to play their instruments. Nesmith already did play guitar.

In any event, I envision a super group of Milli Vanilli, Liza Minelli, Gino Vanelli, Dino Danelli, and Vanilla Fudge...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (/9p9e)

Milli Vanilli briefly tried to go legit.

They were horrible.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 08:23 AM (UnA8+)

157 a country western singer, that I had to google shame for shame.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:23 AM (aSpXp)

158 willow, I guarantee this "child" will not be like the others !

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:24 AM (bUjCl)

159 who is roy clark?

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:21 AM (aSpXp)



Crazy talented strings player. You might recognize him from HeeHaw.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:24 AM (lwiT4)

160 I will always remember Roy Clark playing "Yesterday When I Was Young" at Mickey Mantle's funeral.

I still watch reruns of Hee Haw on RFD television and all of the musical talent on that show was amazing.

Buck Owens and Roy Clark are reunited with Hank Williams and Johnny Cash and George Jones. It's a helluva band.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:24 AM (H7LIz)

161 On this date in 1990 pop group Milli Vanilli was stripped of their
Grammy Award because the duo did not sing at all on the Girl You Know
It's True album.


Check out that video someday. The girl on it is pretty outstanding.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 08:24 AM (Z216Q)

162 Them Schiff eyes. Beady, black and soulless.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 16, 2018 08:24 AM (xqfqx)

163 Holy heck, dude, that's creepy.

And I do believe those eyes belong to a certain brand spankin' new Communist representative from 'Da Block who claims The Rent Is Too Damn High in her new D.C. digs....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 08:24 AM (BRvh1)

164 lol runner, they were all lovely children, most turned out fine, I could ask no more than that.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:25 AM (aSpXp)

165 RINO Chuck Grassley (CR 6 supports Flake. He also wants a bill that protects the runaway witch hunt Mueller. He can EABOD too.


http://tinyurl.com/yaat9yww
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (mpXpK)


I don't get this; here I was thinking that maybe he and Gamera worked out a scheme in the last session of the Senate to bring up an obviously unconstitutional meddling in the affairs of the executive branch, and then bottle it up in the committee so someone, anyone, could keep a grandstanding fuck like Flake from introducing again. And now I find out Grassley really wanted it? Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 08:25 AM (y7DUB)

166 134 FDA to outlaw menthol cigarettes and flavored cigars.


http://tinyurl.com/y8pt3bvg
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

Oh Lawd.

Just wait until the Lawsuits about "Disparate Impact" come about because a certain demographic can't get their Newports anymore...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 08:25 AM (UnA8+)

167 I don't get this whole thing of early voting. Why can't we all vote on election day? Why does it turn into election month?

Its so that NYers can vote locally and also in Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Arizona, and other warm weather states they keep their winter homes in.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 08:25 AM (boNFp)

168 I don't get this whole thing of early voting. Why can't we all vote on election day?



I've done early voting before. When I knew I'd be out of town on election day for example. It is ok if it's legal.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:26 AM (bUjCl)

169 grammmie, never saw hee haw, but prayers for oved ones I know their loss will hurt.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:26 AM (aSpXp)

170 a country western singer, that I had to google shame for shame.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:23 AM (aSpXp)

Yeah, he played both kinds, country and western.

Posted by: BignJames at November 16, 2018 08:26 AM (cxHbL)

171 159 Crazy talented strings player. You might recognize him from HeeHaw.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:24 AM (lwiT4)


I think I mostly recognize him from an auto parts commercial in the 90s.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 08:26 AM (UnA8+)

172 143 This makes me sad. I played some of his music last night. Boy did he have talent.



Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (lwiT4)

I loved that show Hee Haw.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:27 AM (mpXpK)

173 I hope I would have the magnanimity of that guy in Tuscon, but I'm not really fooling myself very convincingly here or nothin'.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 08:27 AM (IqOTP)

174 pickin and grinnin

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:27 AM (lwiT4)

175 I saw and heard two fat guys fighting over a parking place near the grocery store. Didnt get out of their cars

Posted by: Lord Percy's Cracked Chamber Pot at November 16, 2018 08:28 AM (LR2FM)

176 hogmartin, details?

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:28 AM (aSpXp)

177 166 Oh Lawd.

Just wait until the Lawsuits about "Disparate Impact" come about because a certain demographic can't get their Newports anymore...
Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 08:25 AM (UnA8+)


Eric Garner Hardest Hit... by DeBolshevik

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:28 AM (/9p9e)

178 I loved that show Hee Haw.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:27 AM (mpXpK)


HeeHaw and the old Muppets Show were some of the best TV shows ever.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:28 AM (lwiT4)

179 145
who is roy clark?

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:21 AM (aSpXp)

Surely you jest. He was one of the most talented musicians who ever played and he was the co-star of the country variety show Hee Haw for many years.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

180 @71

Here is the fundamental problems for the GOP of today that faced the GOP of the late 19th and 20th centuries.

The GOP is essentially a corpritist/statist political party, has been from just after the civil, their main concern has never been individual voting blocks or groups the block they serve are business interests and that's it.

The GOP's incorporation of social/cultural issues only dates to the late 60's to early 70's and reached it's zenith in '94 where they were able to cobble together enough of the white vote to come to power, this melding of corpritism and cultural social issues was always a round peg in a square hole for the GOP elites.

Concomitant to this, the GOP also in the service of corporate interests massively increased immigration and being that our immigration and asylum system was re-written by Ted Kennedy, this immigration disfavored the 1st world and massively favored the third world.

So over the course of the 24 years that the GOP has been in power they have oversaw immigration into the country that dwarfs the mass immigration that we experienced in the late and early 20th centuries but without the predicate reason that made the earlier immigration necessary and beneficial.

And another reality that must be confronted is that the GOP is NEVER going to win the black vote in meaningful way.

The Democrat party over the last 80 years has alternatively bought off, recaptured and otherwise subsumed blacks into their party.

The Democrat party is their party now, they have position, they have power, they have kick backs and they have protection.


The Democrat party has also been successful in transferring their historical sin and mistreatment of blacks onto the GOP and conservatives and conservatism in general.

And now with the Democrats essentially incorporating elements of Marxism, fascism and social justice radicalism into their party, they are cobbling together an insurmountable voting block that will subsume us and lead to permanent democratic rule for generations.

Blacks vote 10:1 democratAsians vote 4:1 democratHispanics vote 3:1 democrat

The only group that votes for the GOP in any meaningful way are white people and with the Democrats targeting young white single women and suburban white women in general, the GOP is on the verge of becoming irrelevant within a few election cycles.


Trump is looking more and more like a last gasp of dying patient, a dead cat bounce, the end before the end.

And now with the Democrats taking their massive vote fraud operation out for a spin I don't see a way out of our predicament other than active civil disobedience and war.

Others may hold a different view but I just don't see it.



Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:29 AM (qxq6t)

181 hogmartin, details?
Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:28 AM (aSpXp)

Link up there under
CIVIL WAR 2.0

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 08:29 AM (IqOTP)

182 I have seen those things but I figured they would not pull enough current to turn over a car. Have you used it yet?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

I got the 1000 Peak A version, not the glove box version. So far I have used it on my yard and field tractors, and I have helped other people in a parking lot of two. My mechanic says the little ones work, but I wanted more power just in case.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:29 AM (n9EOP)

183 ...Rick Scott could have gotten rid of Snipes...


**********

I keep hearing people say that.

My understanding is that is not correct. Supervisor of Elections is a county by county position and they are elected officials, not under the purview of the governor. Someone correct me if I am wrong.

Posted by: Muldoon on the Lido deck stage at November 16, 2018 08:30 AM (m45I2)

184 Vic, i'm sure he was a great guy. Just didn't hit my radar. Prayers for his soul, and family

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:30 AM (aSpXp)

185 Lindsay graham as judiciary chair, can play hardball with house dems. He can refer hillary to DOJ and others.

Nice catch JJ

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:30 AM (Ae45Z)

186 145 who is roy clark?
__________

He was a virtuoso guitar player, also played banjo and several other instruments exceptionally well.

Probably best known for his Hee-Haw hosting gig, but a really talented musician who influenced many bluegrass and country musicians.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 08:31 AM (fqUgw)

187

Can someone do a side-by-side-side of Bill Nelson, a Sears mannequin, and a puppet from The Thunderbirds tv show?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 08:31 AM (AVPWa)

188 Market watcher Jim Cramer is wringing his hands, since he can't understand why the Fed keeps raising interest rates. He says we are on the cusp of a Fed-induced recession, and (based on he comments yesterday) even Elizabeth Warren seems to agree with him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 08:31 AM (Z216Q)

189 Snipes may be a crook, but she's our crook.

Posted by: Broward County Democrats at November 16, 2018 08:31 AM (3HNOQ)

190 160 I still watch reruns of Hee Haw on RFD television and all of the musical talent on that show was amazing.



Buck Owens and Roy Clark are reunited with Hank Williams and Johnny Cash and George Jones. It's a helluva band.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:24 AM (H7LIz)

I used to get RFD TV when I still had the satellite but DISH took it off.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:31 AM (mpXpK)

191

Who else was on HEE HAW?

Barbara Mandrell?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 08:31 AM (AVPWa)

192 Others may hold a different view but I just don't see it.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:29 AM (qxq6t)


I "think" I agree ... but that was a shit-pot of really big words there. I'm probably going to need a summary.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 08:32 AM (udOi9)

193 184. Jeb appointed her in 2003 to a vacant post. That is why jeb is calling for nelson to concede

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:32 AM (Ae45Z)

194 The Federal Reserve is just one of the many tools that the Deep State has to fuck with PDT.

Posted by: JAS at November 16, 2018 08:32 AM (3HNOQ)

195 hogmartin, scary deal, glad he still has a good attitude.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:32 AM (aSpXp)

196 Anybody else sick of miranda lambert and carrie underwood? Hollywood country

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:33 AM (Ae45Z)

197 I'll take "Crazes From The Eighties" for $20 Alex. Walk like an Egyptian...


https://preview.tinyurl.com/lhkufha

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 08:33 AM (Z216Q)

198
Incidentally, yesterday I mentioned the Saginaw, Michigan song, which is a classic hoot.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 08:33 AM (AVPWa)

199 Rick Scott could have gotten rid of Snipes...


**********

I keep hearing people say that.

My understanding is that is not correct. Supervisor of Elections is a county by county position and they are elected officials, not under the purview of the governor. Someone correct me if I am wrong.
Posted by: Muldoon on the Lido deck stage at November 16, 2018 08:30 AM (m45I2)


Snipes was appointed by Senor Yeb. Scott couldn't have fired her but could have suspended her; some Florida resident told me that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 08:33 AM (y7DUB)

200 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:20 AM (mpXpK)

The judge expects the payoff graft to stop in another week or so!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:33 AM (n9EOP)

201 I don't like country music, but Roy Clarke was exceptionally talented.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 16, 2018 08:34 AM (rnAwa)

202 eyes without a face

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 16, 2018 08:34 AM (Tyii7)

203 Jim cramer is a idiot. Supported kerry and hillary

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:34 AM (Ae45Z)

204 183 I got the 1000 Peak A version, not the glove box
version. So far I have used it on my yard and field tractors, and I have
helped other people in a parking lot of two. My mechanic says the
little ones work, but I wanted more power just in case.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:29 AM (n9EOP)

I may have to get one of those things.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:34 AM (mpXpK)

205 Roy Clark, Malaguena

https://youtu.be/lxDQQDF6j0Y

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 16, 2018 08:35 AM (rnAwa)

206 I "think" I agree ... but that was a shit-pot of really big words there. I'm probably going to need a summary.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 08:32 AM (udOi9)

Orange Man Bad

RINO Establishment Cucks Even Worse

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:35 AM (n9EOP)

207 I would put Roy Clark a shade towards bluegrass.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:35 AM (lwiT4)

208 I used to get RFD TV when I still had the satellite but DISH took it off.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:31 AM (mpXpK)


RFD is trying to get a bill passed in Washington that rural content television has to be included in all basic cable TV packages.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:35 AM (H7LIz)

209 I am not trying to be nasty, but Paradise California should rename itself Perdition.

Posted by: JAS at November 16, 2018 08:35 AM (3HNOQ)

210 I've done early voting before. When I knew I'd be out of town on election day for example. It is ok if it's legal.

That is the whole reason why early voting probably needs to go away. There is no good way to deter illegal votes - our country has devolved that much now that people who are completely incompatible with a "high trust" modern society will exploit the honesty of others to further their evil ends.

I would be open to the idea of converting early voting into a form of provisional voting. Every early vote is automatically considered highly suspect and should be treated with skepticism.

IOW, don't even think about counting them unless there is a compelling reason to spend the money to confirm the validity of those votes.

In a normal world, an early vote gets filed in the circular file.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 08:35 AM (boNFp)

211 I envision a super group of Milli Vanilli, Liza Minelli, Gino Vanelli, Dino Danelli, and Vanilla Fudge...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


***********

You can't just throw a group like that together willy-nilly!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 08:36 AM (m45I2)

212 If you know you are going to be away on election day, go to the courthouse and ask for an absentee ballot.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:36 AM (lwiT4)

213 Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:29 AM (qxq6t)

Comments like this are why AoS is one of the best blogs around.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 16, 2018 08:37 AM (kqsXK)

214 I may have to get one of those things.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:34 AM (mpXpK)

I've used the air pump a lot, and the USB port is great in the event of a power outage. I just ordered another one for Daughter H who lost power (and thus cell service last night).

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:37 AM (n9EOP)

215 a kid goat?

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:37 AM (aSpXp)

216 Interesting that Gillum gave a concession speech originally, but Nelson never did. I think Nelson always knew there was a national plan to steal votes, but they kept Gillum out of the loop bc of his FBI problems and possibility of surveillance.

Posted by: Ever at November 16, 2018 08:37 AM (QPeHQ)

217 181. Valid points. Gop big business ruined us on immigration. Big mistake by Reagan.

16 years of clinton and obama, and dem lite bush for another 8 is hard to overcome

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:37 AM (Ae45Z)

218 Anybody else sick of miranda lambert and carrie underwood? Hollywood country

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:33 AM (Ae45Z)


What passes for "country" today is nothing more than rap with a steel guitar.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 16, 2018 08:38 AM (kqsXK)

219 Nelson is a puppet using depends

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:38 AM (Ae45Z)

220 > You can't just throw a group like that together willy-nilly!

So you're saying that Willie Nelson and the ghost of Harry Nilsson should also be included?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2018 08:38 AM (vOkuK)

221 Jonah, today's country ain't country.

Florida-Georgia line? Crap.

Most of the other stuff? Crap with a metro-sexual in front wearing a cowboy hat.

All the female singers look and sound the same. I can't keep them straight.

Give me Waylon Jennings and Charlie Pride and Loretta Lynn and George Jones and Johnny Cash. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:38 AM (H7LIz)

222 so we have early voting, mail in voting and late voting.
how about just let dems win, that would stop all the fraud and furor.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:38 AM (aSpXp)

223 I remember watching Roy Clark play a classical piece on his guitar once and just thinking OMG, how can anybody make a guitar sound like that? It was just unreal how good he was.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 08:38 AM (fqUgw)

224 'This isn't the Jim F*ing Acosta Show. We all hate him. He's an a**hole and he actually is disrespectful to the president.'

A tiny glimmer of hope can be found in the strangest places - like the press corpse!

Of course, the biggest laugh of the Acosta Intern-Abusing Meltdown was when that other reporter tried to stick up for Acoster and Trump said, yeah, well, I don't think much of your work, either. The chortles were the sound of #winning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what, he still here? at November 16, 2018 08:39 AM (S9U/P)

225 @200
This is simply not true, Scott could have yanked her after she was reprimanded for election improprieties in 2016 and 2017.

Jeb Bush yanked her predecessor and installed Snipes to the positon she has now.

Here is a snippet from a Florida Sun-Sentinal column....
"In 2003 Gov. Jeb Bush yanked and replaced Snipes' predecessor,
who was never accused of fraud or defying a judge's order -- and that's
a whole lot less than Snipespulled on Canova. Of course, then Jeb gave
us Snipes, but I believe it was a case of a red governor [Scott] trying to keep
the faith with a blue county."


Hope this puts the notion that Scott couldn't have gotten rid of Snipes to bed.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:39 AM (qxq6t)

226 But, wouldn't absentee ballot be riskier? Those are mailed in. Early voting - you vote in person and your identity is checked. Absentee ballot - those have a tendency to get lost or, worse, amended.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:39 AM (bUjCl)

227 I think the high point of country music was late 80's into the 90's. Alan Jackson, Vince Gill, Patty Loveless, Trisha Yearwood, Randy Travis, etc.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:39 AM (lwiT4)

228 192

Who else was on HEE HAW?

Barbara Mandrell?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 08:31 AM (AVPWa)


Buck Owens and Roy Clark were the co-hosts. Regulars were IIRC Minnie Pearl and George Lindsey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:40 AM (/9p9e)

229 210. Or Gomorrah?

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:40 AM (Ae45Z)

230 Late voting ? That's a new one.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:40 AM (bUjCl)

231 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 08:35 AM (boNFp)

Suppressing the provisional vote racist H8r!

Your entirely reasonably proposal makes far too much sense and will never be allowed to happen, because it reduces the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:40 AM (n9EOP)

232 Country Music ceased being country except for Ricky Skaggs and maybe a few others a long time ago. I think the decline started in the mid to late 70s. There will never be another Patsy Cline or the like. We will continue to get women singers who look good but have no talent.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:40 AM (mpXpK)

233 I wonder if mail in ballets are such a great idea, state union crriers, heck just toss those puppies to the side and see if they are needed.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:40 AM (aSpXp)

234 ballots#

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:40 AM (aSpXp)

235 Grammie: Good list.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:41 AM (H7LIz)

236
My understanding is that is not correct. Supervisor
of Elections is a county by county position and they are elected
officials, not under the purview of the governor.

Posted by: Muldoon on the Lido deck stage at November 16, 2018 08:30 AM (m45I2)

================

The governor can remove her, for malfeasance, and was pushed to do it after the last election when a court case determined she faked a batch of votes for Hillary. Similar accusations were leveled against the PB County board head but never proved, as I recall.




https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagoxm8b

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 08:41 AM (Z216Q)

237
What the hell is up with these astronauts who go up in space and come down Democrats?

Nelson, John Glenn, Mr. Gabby Giffords?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:41 AM (/9p9e)

238 I still watch reruns of Hee Haw on RFD television and all of the musical talent on that show was amazing.

Buck Owens and Roy Clark are reunited with Hank Williams and Johnny Cash and George Jones. It's a helluva band.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Youtube has a bunch of the shows also.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 08:41 AM (9vbJt)

239 But, wouldn't absentee ballot be riskier? Those
are mailed in. Early voting - you vote in person and your identity is
checked. Absentee ballot - those have a tendency to get lost or, worse,
amended.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:39 AM (bUjCl)


When I did absentee ballot, I had to do it at the County Clerk's office, with two witnesses. (they didn't see my ballot - just confirming everything was on the up-and-up. Handed it to the clerk personally.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

240 238. Gubmint paychecks they likey

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 08:42 AM (Ae45Z)

241 Hee Haw also had scantily clad women like Barbie Benton. It would never fly today.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:42 AM (H7LIz)

242 I would put Roy Clark a shade towards bluegrass.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:35 AM (lwiT4)


He played a mean banjo on the "Pickin' and Grinnin'" segment of HeeHaw. He also released an album with Gatemouth Brown called Making Music in the late 70s; I don't know if it was ever transferred to CD but YouTube has it, along with him and Gate performing live together.

Tbh I didn't know Roy was still alive because I can't remember the last time he played around here, although accounts of his death said he was still playing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 08:42 AM (y7DUB)

243 so we have early voting, mail in voting and late voting.
how about just let dems win, that would stop all the fraud and furor.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:38 AM (aSpXp)


Think of the money we'd save on elections if we let an AI computer decide the "intent of the people" and decide for us!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:42 AM (n9EOP)

244
Hee-Haw was actually a highly rated show in NYC of all places.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:43 AM (/9p9e)

245

remember GEORGE GOBEL?

Was he supposed to be funny?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 08:43 AM (AVPWa)

246 Barbara Mandrell made my monkey wiggle.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 16, 2018 08:43 AM (xqfqx)

247 "And now with the Democrats taking their massive vote
fraud operation out for a spin I don't see a way out of our predicament
other than active civil disobedience and war.

Others may hold a different view but I just don't see it.




Posted by: Kreplach"

If we lose this battle the Dem party will become like PRI in Mexico (ironically and appropriately named Institutional Revolutionary Party) which ruled Mexico for 80-70 years and still dominates) All sectors of society, from business to organized labor groups, professional organizations, media, indigenous groups, etc... had work and cooperate with party to get what they wanted or even be allowed to exist.


The PRI allowed token opposition for appearance sake. I'm not sure the Dems will even allow that.

Posted by: Ripley at November 16, 2018 08:44 AM (MxEKc)

248 Buck Owens and Roy Clark were the co-hosts. Regulars were IIRC Minnie Pearl and George Lindsey.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Archie Campbell, Lulu Roman, Junior Samples, Misti Rowe, Stringbean, Grampa Jones (frequently)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 08:44 AM (9vbJt)

249 Hee Haw also had scantily clad women like Barbie Benton.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:42 AM


Ahem.

Posted by: Hef at November 16, 2018 08:44 AM (DMUuz)

250 227 But, wouldn't absentee ballot be riskier? Those are mailed in. Early voting - you vote in person and your identity is checked. Absentee ballot - those have a tendency to get lost or, worse, amended.
Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:39 AM (bUjCl)

==============

I would like to some see some sort of robust system that ties the presence of a used ballot (no record of individual votes) to an actual registered voter. Anything not tied to a registered voter gets tossed out automatically, but open to an appeals process that involves in person identity verification.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 08:44 AM (oh/Sd)

251 remember GEORGE GOBEL?



Was he supposed to be funny?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 08:43 AM (AVPWa)



Not as funny as George Burns.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:44 AM (lwiT4)

252 243 Think of the money we'd save on elections if we let an AI computer decide the "intent of the people" and decide for us!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:42 AM (n9EOP)

And all the money we'd save on medical costs once the AI decided that 99.9% of us needed to die immediately.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 08:44 AM (UnA8+)

253 @213
Thank you, I know my comments vacillate from spittle flecked incoherence to merely unhinged and are nauseatingly repetitive.

Sometimes, but not often, I have something worthwhile to contribute.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:45 AM (qxq6t)

254 Sam Donaldson's new toupee is redonkulous:

https://tinyurl.com/y7h9dds4

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 16, 2018 08:45 AM (hjaPQ)

255 246 Barbara Mandrell made my monkey wiggle.
____________

She was very pretty, probably still is. That car accident pretty much ended her career though. Sad.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 08:45 AM (fqUgw)

256 You know what else was bad about yesterday? I called three garages to try to get one to send someone out with a new battery and replace it in the hospital parking lot. I was willing to eat a large bill for that. Not one of them would do it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:45 AM (mpXpK)

257 I remember seeing Miranda Lambert open for Kenny Chesney many years ago.
lady Antebellum was also one of the opening acts for him that night.

I remember living being impressed by Lady A.

And thinking that Miranda Lambert was a no talent high maintenance, bitch like human.

Carrie Underwood seems like a nice person.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 08:46 AM (cqNba)

258 245

remember GEORGE GOBEL?

Was he supposed to be funny?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 08:43 AM (AVPWa)
_______________________________________

Like Buddy Hackett and some other entertainers of the time, George Gobel was a night club entertainer whose act would be censored for television. His fans would watch him on tv and understand the double entendre from his night club act. He was bigger than his tv appearances.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:46 AM (H7LIz)

259 a kid goat?
Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:37 AM (aSpXp)

My father bought for two zuzim?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 08:46 AM (IqOTP)

260 General Zod, in the conservatory, with the rope.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 08:46 AM (Bdeb0)

261 245

remember GEORGE GOBEL?

Was he supposed to be funny?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 16, 2018 08:43 AM (AVPWa)


"Nein!"

- - Hermann Goering

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:46 AM (/9p9e)

262 259 a kid goat?
Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:37 AM (aSpXp)

My father bought for two zuzim?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 08:46 AM (IqOTP)


LOL!!! Spit take.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:47 AM (/9p9e)

263 260 General Zod, in the conservatory, with the rope.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 08:46 AM (Bdeb0)

===========

That seems rather mundane for you.

Is that a tale of Zod, the early years?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 08:47 AM (oh/Sd)

264 I would like to some see some sort of robust system that ties the presence of a used ballot (no record of individual votes) to an actual registered voter. Anything not tied to a registered voter gets tossed out automatically, but open to an appeals process that involves in person identity verification.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 08:44 AM (oh/Sd)

That would be ideal. That is why it will take and act of Devine power to happen.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:47 AM (bUjCl)

265 Hrothgar, see?

hog, is that less than a shekel?

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:47 AM (aSpXp)

266 My son and I were having a conversation about this whole election mess in Florida, and he brought up an interesting observation:

Is it possible that, besides trying to steal the election there, Dems are trying to cover up that it appears Florida has trended more Republican in the past 2 decades, and that is really is not as much of a swing state as they would like us all to believe? And they have a vested interest in keeping up the illusion so they can always plant doubts in people's minds that the GOP steals elections.

Jeb Bush (yeah, I know , but . . . ) was only the 3rd or 4th GOP governor in Florida since Reconstruction, yet from the beginning of Bush's term we've had 24 straight years of Republican governors and will have at least another 4 years under DeSantis, the most conservative governor I can remember us having.

Both our state house and senate are solidly GOP - yeah, not as conservative as I would like, but better than the Dems..

And now we're going to have two R US senators for the first time that - well, I can remember. Again not as conservative as I would like, but it does keep the Senate in GOP hands and helps to dilute the influence of the Abortion Twins and Willard.

The population growth in the solidly red counties like in SW Florida - now 1.3 million, and for the most part the transplants are people who escape the crazy blue states and don't vote like those states - and how they came out strongly for Trump in 2016, and for Scott, Nelson, and Caldwell in 2018.

How Dems have to manufacture votes (2000 & 201 and count on depressed turnout (calling the state for Gore in 2000 before the Panhandle finished voting, and Hurricane Michael this year) to come close.

It's not a big trend at all - if it even is one. But that's how my son is looking at it.

I thought it was kind of interesting.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 16, 2018 08:48 AM (CmURZ)

267 Speaking of HeeHaw I checked Amazon for videos of the old show. They had an 8 DVD set of them for $109. I thought that was a little steep so I haven't jumped on it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:48 AM (mpXpK)

268 F you once again Il Duce Cuomo. Money for illegal aliens, money for free college, handouts for every liberal cause. No money to do basic things like maintain our roads and do snow removal.

This is the highest taxed state in the nation and we get it up the squeakhole every single time. Keep voting democrat, you low life idiots. I'm almost done paying your bills.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 08:48 AM (SS4vH)

269
George Gobel once quipped, "If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."

If you didn't know, you'd think that was a soundbite from Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:48 AM (/9p9e)

270 Cuomo defended the deal, arguing that New York has to offer incentives because of its comparatively high taxes. Cuomo: Its not a level playing field to begin with.

Wait what? Taxes force people to move?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (JFO2v)

271 @247

Just viewing US history, we seem to be reverting to a period where the Democrats controlled the House and Senate for 60 years.

They controlled the Presidency for 30+ years during this time as well.

But with the demographic change and massive voter fraud we won't even get the GOP President one offs that that the earlier period had.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (qxq6t)

272 252
243 Think of the money we'd save on elections if we let an AI computer decide the "intent of the people" and decide for us!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 08:42 AM (n9EOP)



And all the money we'd save on medical costs once the AI decided that 99.9% of us needed to die immediately.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 08:44 AM (UnA8+)

****
"I Approve of this solution"

Posted by: Colossus at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (Fb9aZ)

273 Top Shelf Memberships for Everyone!

Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (2Mnv1)

274 Those are Rep Occasional-Cortex's eyes!
What do I win?
Heh. Late morning...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (W+vEI)

275 It was the NOT WEARING SEATBELTS in the car accident that messed her up.

Posted by: JAS at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (3HNOQ)

276 >>244 Hee-Haw was actually a highly rated show in NYC of all places. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:43 AM (/9p9e)

Genuinely unironic interest, or smug, self-satisfied sniggering at the hayseed stereotype? I'd guess the latter...

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (Bdeb0)

277 A large part of the mess I dump on our SOS, Detzner. He was required to have Election Monitors from the state in Broward. He sent a couple. And, they looked like they were possibly Snipes' niece and nephew. Even though Broward was "counting" 18 hours a day behind locked doors, the monitors never saw anything wrong, per Detzner.

Posted by: Ever at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (QPeHQ)

278 Kreplach, I agree. But I honestly don't think we'll have civil war, I think it will be more like England: a long. slow slide into becoming a third world garbage country.

I don't like it, but Trump will lose in 2020. When Orange freaking County in California goes completely Democrat, we have absolutely lost suburban whites. We cannot win without suburban whites, and Trump's personal style scares the crap out of them (even though they agree with his policies, which have actually been pretty vanilla conservative except for immigration.) Right now we're up to about 40 House seats gone, the majority of them suburban.

The Dems learned their lesson with Hillary: they are NOT going to leave it up to the voters to stop their project to turn America into Venezuela. Soros has deliberately targeted Sec. of State and AGs at the state level, the two offices that could crack down on voter fraud. We are NOT getting the House back, and because the map is so bad in 2020 we probably will lose the Senate as well. I honestly didn't think we'd lose more than 20, 25 seats. I can't remember a time I have been more pessimistic about the long term future of the country.



Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (5KWnQ)

279 oh noooo they are recalling Turkey.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (aSpXp)

280 266 Posted by: Marybeth at November 16, 2018 08:48 AM (CmURZ)


I'm curious as to your reasoning behind your theory. For real, not snarky.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:50 AM (/9p9e)

281 279 oh noooo they are recalling Turkey.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (aSpXp)


Erdogan will be pissed.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2018 08:50 AM (H7LIz)

282 You know what else was bad about yesterday? I called three garages to try to get one to send someone out with a new battery and replace it in the hospital parking lot. I was willing to eat a large bill for that. Not one of them would do it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:45 AM (mpXpK)

If there was an Advance Auto Parts local, they prolly would've....they made a house call for my mom, once.

Posted by: BignJames at November 16, 2018 08:50 AM (cxHbL)

283 This is simply not true, Scott could have yanked her after she was reprimanded for election improprieties in 2016 and 2017.

Jeb Bush yanked her predecessor and installed Snipes to the positon she has now.

Here is a snippet from a Florida Sun-Sentinal column....
"In 2003 Gov. Jeb Bush yanked and replaced Snipes' predecessor,
who was never accused of fraud or defying a judge's order -- and that's
a whole lot less than Snipespulled on Canova. Of course, then Jeb gave
us Snipes, but I believe it was a case of a red governor [Scott] trying to keep
the faith with a blue county."


Hope this puts the notion that Scott couldn't have gotten rid of Snipes to bed.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:39 AM (qxq6t)
*****************************

The RACE CARD would have been played and then the lawsuits. Look at what's happening with Stacey Abrams or even Trump. If you say it enough times half the population will believe it.
Hindsight is 20-20.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 08:50 AM (hECVl)

284 >>Think of the money we'd save on elections if we let an AI computer decide the "intent of the people" and decide for us!



*in flat affect female voice*
Thank you. We agree with your conclusion. Shall we vote for you going forward?

Your wife says you're a good husband. Please empty the trash at 3:00 pm before she gets home.

Posted by: Alexa & Siri at November 16, 2018 08:50 AM (W+vEI)

285 Is it possible that, besides trying to steal the election there, Dems are trying to cover up that it appears Florida has trended more Republican in the past 2 decades, and that is really is not as much of a swing state as they would like us all to believe? And they have a vested interest in keeping up the illusion so they can always plant doubts in people's minds that the GOP steals elections.




Marybeth, that is an interesting take on things. It is possible. They try it at all levels - depressing Republican turnout with bogus polls - hey why bother voting, you guys lost already. That could very well be.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 08:50 AM (bUjCl)

286 @264 - Fun Fact: We used to hunt quail on a farm near Devine TX when I was a kid.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 16, 2018 08:51 AM (ySEwc)

287 >>And all the money we'd save on medical costs once the AI decided that 99.9% of us needed to die immediately.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 08:44 AM (UnA8+)

"Greetings, Earthlings. We are from Regula-9. We have arrived to deliver this AI device, which will..."sort" you. Your participation is encouraged. We will return soon. Carry on."

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 08:51 AM (Bdeb0)

288 Those are Rep Occasional-Cortex's eyes!
What do I win?


I'll bite you!

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 16, 2018 08:51 AM (Tyii7)

289 276 >>244 Hee-Haw was actually a highly rated show in NYC of all places. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:43 AM (/9p9e)

Genuinely unironic interest, or smug, self-satisfied sniggering at the hayseed stereotype? I'd guess the latter...
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (Bdeb0)


Disagree. I was pre-teen early teen during its heyday here and I thought it was funny the same as I thought Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres. Then again, I was a kid and not a bigoted Lefty. But I bet people in general were entertained by it.

And in the late 70s/early 80s we actually had a country music station here for a while.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:52 AM (/9p9e)

290 In interviews, ill people report eating different types and brands of turkey products purchased from many different locations. Three ill people lived in households where raw turkey pet food was fed to pets

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:52 AM (aSpXp)

291 How do we even know Trump will run in 2020 much less if he'll lose? Lots of things can happen between now and then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 08:52 AM (AllCR)

292 282 If there was an Advance Auto Parts local, they prolly would've....they made a house call for my mom, once.

Posted by: BignJames at November 16, 2018 08:50 AM (cxHbL)

I don't know if we have one or not, I usually go to O'Reileys for auto parts.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:52 AM (mpXpK)

293 And now we're going to have two R US senators for the first time that - well, I can remember.

Nobody can remember as far back as Reconstruction, which is when it was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 08:52 AM (y7DUB)

294 Cuomo defended the deal, arguing that New York has to offer incentives because of its comparatively high taxes. Cuomo: Its not a level playing field to begin with.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (JFO2v)

They'll make it up in volume.

Posted by: Deep Moron at November 16, 2018 08:52 AM (1900u)

295 It is spending you idiots!

The federal government collected record total tax revenues of $252,692,000,000 in October, the first month of fiscal 2019, according to the Monthly Treasury Statement released Tuesday.

Despite the record tax collections, the government still ran a deficit of $100,491,000,000 for the month because it spent $353,183,000,000.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (JFO2v)

296 Adirondack, ugh, we can thank Obamas administration for that fk.

Posted by: willow at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (aSpXp)

297 287 >>And all the money we'd save on medical costs once the AI decided that 99.9% of us needed to die immediately.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 08:44 AM (UnA8+)

"Greetings, Earthlings. We are from Regula-9. We have arrived to deliver this AI device, which will..."sort" you. Your participation is encouraged. We will return soon. Carry on."
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 08:51 AM (Bdeb0)


For a moment, I thought they were delivering ballots to Broward County.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (/9p9e)

298 All this talk of Republicans needing to lock-in and fix vote laws and procedures and not one mention of absent, clueless, feckless RNC chairman Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel.

Trump best clear out the Paul Ryan intelligentsia at the RNC Bigly. Pronto.

Trump needs to get some Trump-like warriors in at the RNC.

STAT.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (FUJZT)

299 ^^^ "Give me your money and live in Paradise"
didn't work out either way......


they will have to pave it over and make a parking lot.

Posted by: saf at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (5IHGB)

300 I don't know if we have one or not, I usually go to O'Reileys for auto parts.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:52 AM (mpXpK)

AAA is your friend.

Posted by: Deep Moron at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (1900u)

301 280 266 Posted by: Marybeth at November 16, 2018 08:48 AM (CmURZ)


I'm curious as to your reasoning behind your theory. For real, not snarky.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:50 AM (/9p9e)

It's not my theory, it's my son's. I only mention his observations because he does a lot of thinking out of the box and I always enjoy his take on stuff.

The other thing I forgot about that he mentioned was that Florida voted GOP even with the huge influx of Democrat-leaning Puerto Ricans from Hurricane Maria.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (CmURZ)

302 297 For a moment, I thought they were delivering ballots to Broward County.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (/9p9e)

With 99.9% of us dead, don't worry, we'll all be voting Democrat.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 08:54 AM (UnA8+)

303 >>How do we even know Trump will run in 2020 much less if he'll lose? Lots of things can happen between now and then.



Because he's hire Brad Pascale as his 202 campaign manager? Hired him in his first year in office, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2018 08:54 AM (W+vEI)

304 @283
Oh I understand the race card would have been pulled but again we see the fundamental problem we face.

The Democrats use blacks and accusations or racism as their shield to do their dirty work.

We have to fight past that or the country is lost, it probably already is lost.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:54 AM (qxq6t)

305 It is spending you idiots!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (JFO2v)

See 294

Posted by: Deep Moron at November 16, 2018 08:55 AM (1900u)

306 > I can't remember a time I have been more pessimistic about the long term future of the country.

Your concern has been noted.

> We are NOT getting the House back, and because the map is so bad in 2020 we probably will lose the Senate as well.

Nonsense.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2018 08:55 AM (vOkuK)

307 morning Hordelings.

and isn't it fantastic that the opening day of gun season is tomorrow and I suddenly come down with a sinus cold. So now I have a day to determine if I'm going to be in the tree stand at first light or not.

anyway, let's have a good day and enjoy loopy-fiasco's contribution to community humor.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 16, 2018 08:55 AM (8D42x)

308 As someone mentioned yesterday, DeSantis will be replacing the last three d governor (Chiles) appointed SC. Two of the other four (appointed by r governors) are conservative, so hoping he chooses well.

Posted by: Ever at November 16, 2018 08:55 AM (QPeHQ)

309 300 AAA is your friend.

Posted by: Deep Moron at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (1900u)

My wife signed up for that for a few years. I got her to drop it because we were spending money on it and never used it the whole time we had it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:55 AM (mpXpK)

310 >>Because he's hire Brad Pascale as his 202 campaign manager? Hired him in his first year in office, IIRC.

And he's already announced he's running in 2020 and asked Pence to be his running mate.

These are usually pretty good signs that someone is running.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 08:56 AM (/tuJf)

311 "really is not as much of a swing state as they would like us all to believe"

I think the same thing about Ga.

Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 08:56 AM (Tnijr)

312 >>they will have to pave it over and make a parking lot.
Posted by: saf at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (5IHGB)

Once there were parking lots. Now it's a peaceful oasis.

You got it.

Posted by: Zodding Heads at November 16, 2018 08:56 AM (Bdeb0)

313 309 300 AAA is your friend.

Posted by: Deep Moron at November 16, 2018 08:53 AM (1900u)

My wife signed up for that for a few years. I got her to drop it because we were spending money on it and never used it the whole time we had it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:55 AM (mpXpK)


It's insurance, in a way. And the Trip-Tik has gone the way of the buggy whip.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:56 AM (/9p9e)

314
nj.com
New, steeper Bayonne Bridge shut down after cars can't make it up the incline in snow

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 16, 2018 08:57 AM (hrcfq)

315 I used Triple A last month when my battery died. They were there in 30 minutes, and were extremely polite. I didn't even have to show them my card.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:57 AM (lwiT4)

316 Re: Amazon's roadshow for state bribes to locate 2nd HQ there - saw a twitter comment jokingly speculate it was really just a ruse for Bezos to gather intel on all these states'.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2018 08:57 AM (W+vEI)

317 306
> We are NOT getting the House back, and because the map is so bad in 2020 we probably will lose the Senate as well.

Nonsense.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2018 08:55 AM (vOkuK)

=============

Way too early prediction:

We net gain two Senate seats in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 08:57 AM (ANN96)

318 "I can't remember a time I have been more pessimistic about the long term future of the country.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (5KWnQ) "


Yeah, same here. The last two years were good, I lost a lot of my 8-years-of-0 gloom, but it is all back. Voting our way out suddenly doesn't seem like an option, and our organization (the R party) is riddled with 5th columnists and enemy agents.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 16, 2018 08:57 AM (tSXzq)

319 310 >>Because he's hire Brad Pascale as his 202 campaign manager? Hired him in his first year in office, IIRC.

And he's already announced he's running in 2020 and asked Pence to be his running mate.

These are usually pretty good signs that someone is running.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 08:56 AM (/tuJf)

=============

But the concern.

Have you noted the concern?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 08:58 AM (ANN96)

320 I think Trump already has his 2020 Campaign slogan, no? Keep America Great.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:58 AM (lwiT4)

321 >>But the concern.

>>Have you noted the concern?

I believe I've detected a little.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 08:59 AM (/tuJf)

322 "I can't remember a time I have been more pessimistic about the long term future of the country. "

Oh come now on the low point was when Barky got re-elected. I thought it would never end.

Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 08:59 AM (Tnijr)

323 AAA is your friend.
--
Nope.
AAA has an irrational hatred of truck drives and AAA administrators need to drink Jim Jones Kool Aid.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 16, 2018 08:59 AM (hrcfq)

324 320 I think Trump already has his 2020 Campaign slogan, no? Keep America Great.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:58 AM (lwiT4)

============

And Democrats will shit all over it, because obviously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 08:59 AM (ANN96)

325 >>nj.com
New, steeper Bayonne Bridge shut down after cars can't make it up the incline in snow



Lemme guess, their highest priority was hiring an engineering firm with maximum diversity, just like that Florida bridge? Or the brother in law of the person assigned to select the engineering firm?



I have become so cynical!


Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2018 08:59 AM (W+vEI)

326 Visibility currently 1.5 miles at SFO due to smoke.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 08:59 AM (EZebt)

327 Captain Hate #52:
...I loaded my Airedale, Teddy, in the car... engine just wouldn't start... towed it to the garage... I walked home...

I suppose this has already been mentioned, but, poor Teddy, sitting in that car at the garage when he thought he was going to the park...!

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a dog's life, indeed, at November 16, 2018 09:00 AM (S9U/P)

328 sometimes your car insurance actually has roadside assistance

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 16, 2018 09:00 AM (XZ3Gp)

329 >>I think Trump already has his 2020 Campaign slogan, no? Keep America Great.



"Promises Made. Promises Kept."
A guess, since he has this on big signs at his rallies.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2018 09:00 AM (W+vEI)

330 289 276 >>244 Hee-Haw was actually a highly rated show in NYC of all places. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:43 AM (/9p9e)

Genuinely unironic interest, or smug, self-satisfied sniggering at the hayseed stereotype? I'd guess the latter...
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 08:49 AM (Bdeb0)


Disagree. I was pre-teen early teen during its heyday here and I thought it was funny the same as I thought Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres. Then again, I was a kid and not a bigoted Lefty. But I bet people in general were entertained by it.

And in the late 70s/early 80s we actually had a country music station here for a while.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:52 AM (/9p9e)

IIRC, there were some pretty gals on Hee-Haw. That could explain the popularity

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2018 09:01 AM (7HtZB)

331
Imagine a poker game where one player has to show his cards, then his opponents get to continue picking cards. That's what these elections have become. The (D)'s say 'show us your cards in the rural areas, then we'll see what number we have to come up with to win'.

All at once, or nothing. Rural election commissions need to tally, then hold their totals.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 16, 2018 09:01 AM (e7O7B)

332 I don't recall results changing so long after election day in the past.Whatever.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:01 AM (BXMxN)

333 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 07:52 AM (AllCR)

Apologia Studios takes a good look at Jim Jones and his worldview. Includes info about early ties to Harvey Milk, Dianne Feinstein, and others.

Also chilling audio from the Jonestown massacre itself.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8b4emjd

Posted by: human at November 16, 2018 09:02 AM (0CeRG)

334 "IIRC, there were some pretty gals on Hee-Haw. That could explain the popularity"

yep

Posted by: Barbie Benton's Belly Button at November 16, 2018 09:02 AM (Tnijr)

335 wait, Cap left his Airedale in the car when it got towed to the garage?
That must have been fun for the mechanic

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 16, 2018 09:02 AM (XZ3Gp)

336 >>And he's already announced he's running in 2020 and asked Pence to be his running mate.



He asked Pence at the press conference last week, right? That was funny. So much for the gotcha question!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2018 09:02 AM (W+vEI)

337 >>329 >>I think Trump already has his 2020 Campaign slogan, no? Keep America Great.

Trump/Pence 2020: "Keep Them Pissed Off."

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:02 AM (Bdeb0)

338 What's the deal with the run-off in the Miss Senate race? They have to do another vote?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 09:03 AM (lwiT4)

339 332 I don't recall results changing so long after election day in the past.Whatever.

Pikers.

Posted by: Every Banana Republic Dictator Ever at November 16, 2018 09:03 AM (H7LIz)

340 Any of the emergency assistance AAA offers is cheaper to roll into my insurance premium. They call the same tow company anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 09:03 AM (IqOTP)

341 I don't recall results changing so long after election day in the past.Whatever.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:01 AM (BXMxN)
*********************

I don't either. WTF is going on?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 09:03 AM (hECVl)

342 >>He asked Pence at the press conference last week, right? That was funny. So much for the gotcha question!

Yep. But he announced he was running for re-election months ago.

Why wouldn't he? He's having a ball and despite the gloom and doom of the moment things are going pretty damn well.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 09:04 AM (/tuJf)

343 Visibility currently 1.5 miles at SFO due to smoke.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 08:59 AM


I'd like to know if that smoke is having some large scale cooling effect. Our weather forecasters completely screwed up our area forecast. Temperatures were five degrees lower then they projected and we got nailed with a snowstorm that was supposed to be snow, then quickly change to rain. Short version: it never happened. Nothing but snow.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 16, 2018 09:05 AM (e7O7B)

344 338 What's the deal with the run-off in the Miss Senate race? They have to do another vote?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 09:03 AM (lwiT4)


Runoff election, I believe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 09:05 AM (/9p9e)

345 "Raven" by Tim Reiterman is a pretty comprehensive bio of Jim Jones (though getting through it is only for the most committed Guyanaphile...I couldn't manage it). Well-researched, anyway.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:05 AM (Bdeb0)

346 I find the "All is lost" and "We are done....done" draining, more so them J.J. Excellent links or commentary, so I will put this link for CTH. This person is not a Pollyanna but she tries to see the positive.

"
https://tinyurl.com/ybspl7xv

Scroll down to near end of thread for poster cofefe999 today at timestamp 8:08. It brightens things up a bit as do some of the folks following.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 09:05 AM (AllCR)

347 Here's what I don't get about the bribes to Amazon: Why can't other businesses now sue their states or cities for equal protection under the law? And demand the same tax rates or proportional tax cuts?

Posted by: slowroll at November 16, 2018 09:06 AM (ypm4t)

348 It is spending you idiots!
=====

For some reason I woke up with dreams of Daleks running around chanting 'Consolidate' and then 'Comprehensive Exterminate'.

Going to take a few more cups of coffee to dissipate that one.

Not a country/western fan, but I do like and admire bluegrass.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 16, 2018 09:06 AM (MIKMs)

349 wait, Cap left his Airedale in the car when it got towed to the garage?
That must have been fun for the mechanic
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 16, 2018 09:02 AM (XZ3Gp)


Young Theodore is probably sacked out on one of the beds upstairs. He *does* like riding in the car, just like the other three did.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 09:07 AM (y7DUB)

350 >>Runoff election, I believe.

November 27th. Just have to keep Hyde-Smith from saying any more dumb things between now and then.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 09:07 AM (/tuJf)

351 347 Here's what I don't get about the bribes to Amazon: Why can't other businesses now sue their states or cities for equal protection under the law? And demand the same tax rates or proportional tax cuts?

Posted by: slowroll at November 16, 2018 09:06 AM (ypm4t)


Call in to Loopy Fiasco's office. Force a socialist to back a massive tax cut.

Genius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 09:07 AM (/9p9e)

352 >>And he's already announced he's running in 2020 and asked Pence to be his running mate.



Oh yeah, pretty sure he announced he was running within months of being sworn in. Love that he doesn't do things the DC way.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2018 09:08 AM (W+vEI)

353 Why can't other businesses now sue their states or cities for equal protection under the law? And demand the same tax rates or proportional tax cuts?

Dinosaur.

The courts aren't about adjudicating law, its about conjuring up new laws, redefining the branches of government, and furthering the Marxist agenda.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 09:08 AM (boNFp)

354 Time for me to go Morons, hopefully I won't have all those problems today.;

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 09:08 AM (mpXpK)

355 We can design reliable cars, jet planes, factories, ships, transaction processing, etc. but we can design an election system that guarantees integrity (or at least has a miniscule probability of failure or compromise). This is insane.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 09:09 AM (/qEW2)

356 Cap. Hate, I love Airedales -always so bouncy and boisterous. I don't think I could keep up with one though.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 16, 2018 09:10 AM (XZ3Gp)

357 However, if I could afford to live on one of the smaller Keys, I'd consider it, hurricanes and all.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 16, 2018 08:08 AM (xzqr4)

Some of the named keys are smaller then a strip mall parking lot. And might be a whole foot above sea level.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2018 09:10 AM (A9I+K)

358 Trump announced his 2020 slogan: Keep America Great. People already have TRUMP 2020 signs up.

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2018 09:11 AM (tt3kE)

359 338 What's the deal with the run-off in the Miss Senate race? They have to do another vote?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 09:03 AM (lwiT4)


Runoff election, I believe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 09:05 AM (/9p9e)
*******************
Runoff between Cindy Hyde-Smith(R) and Mike Espy (D) on Nov. 27th. The Dems are putting money into this trying to flip this seat.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 09:11 AM (hECVl)

360 Time for me to go Morons, hopefully I won't have all those problems today.;

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 09:08 AM (mpXpK)

No rain at least...9" @ my house this wk.

Posted by: BignJames at November 16, 2018 09:11 AM (cxHbL)

361 350. Agreed jack. Sew her lips shut for 11 days.

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:11 AM (Ae45Z)

362 It's a lovely day here, it's stopped snowing, the snow looks beautiful with the shadows on it, It' s sunny day with blue skies, my husband wasn't stuck yesterday on a bus in Secacus with 50 first graders for five hours(Poor parents! Poor kids! Poor bus driver! and Hillary Clinton is NOT president. Thanks, God!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 09:11 AM (AllCR)

363 Marsha B on judicary committee is a great move by mcconnell

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:12 AM (Ae45Z)

364 130 You can not buy a home in SF for less than $1M now. Who would want to?

http://tinyurl.com/yd7257j6
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 08:18 AM (mpXpK)

===

Not me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 09:12 AM (EZebt)

365 I loved that show Hee Haw.

--

If it hasn't been mentioned, reruns are shown on RFD-TV. We watch them all the time. Clark was such an incredible talent, and had a beautiful singing voice as well. And the Junior Samples BR549 skits still crack me up. There was actually a lot of good talent on that show. Grandpa Jones and his wife were so good, and Kenny Price had a wonderful voice. I don't care much for Buck Owens at all and never could see why he was so popular in the day.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 16, 2018 09:12 AM (JoUsr)

366 Under the radar, but blackburn is a huge get for the senate

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:13 AM (Ae45Z)

367 Looks like Occasional-Cortex' House chambers charm offensive is already paying dividends. She ran on Green issues, and she's reportedly managed to piss off the Dem incoming Power and Commerce chair of establishment of a global weirding commission.

You keep it up, young lady! The oldsters in DC need to be told how to rule, and they know it!

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:13 AM (Bdeb0)

368 Snow and winter are great - from Nov 30 through Jan 14, after - a burden...

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 09:13 AM (bUjCl)

369 AAA has an irrational hatred of truck drives and AAA administrators need to drink Jim Jones Kool Aid.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 16, 2018 08:59 AM (hrcfq)


Flavor Aid.

Fla. Vor. Aid.

Thank you.

Posted by: Kool-Aid's marketing department at November 16, 2018 09:14 AM (VhKw6)

370 As we've learned in the past few years, the leftist Hive is comprised of several key components: 1. Democratic Party, 2. Media, 3. Deep State, 4. Technology monopolies (Amazon, FB, Google, etc.), 5. Schools, and 6. Big Money donors.

Which one of those entities is truly calling the shots is debatable, but probably immaterial for now (as the Hive Mind is unilaterally focussed on taking down Trump).

However, it's important for Amazon to get the message that they are dependent on the Democratic Party, hence the willingness to subsizidize their HQ over the opposition of the consituents.

Posted by: slowroll at November 16, 2018 09:14 AM (ypm4t)

371 363 Marsha B on judicary committee is a great move by mcconnell
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:12 AM (Ae45Z)

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All I want to happen is for Trump to nominate a transgender black Muslim originalist who makes Scalia look like a living constitutionalist and for Dianne Feinstein to say that xer dogma lives loudly within xer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:14 AM (XSSCs)

372 The DEMS pretty much need Espy to win to have a viable path to a 2020 senate majority. The map continues to not be great for them. This is what happens when your whole party self selects into the same 20 states.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 16, 2018 09:14 AM (wGbBR)

373 And in the late 70s/early 80s we actually had a country music station here for a while.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:52 AM (/9p9e)

Someplace on the Island, IIRC. Relatively close and n to the city, not out by Riverhead.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2018 09:14 AM (A9I+K)

374 Dems released slogan for 2020

Gubmint Cheese

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:15 AM (Ae45Z)

375 >>We can design reliable cars, jet planes, factories, ships, transaction processing, etc. but we can design an election system that guarantees integrity (or at least has a miniscule probability of failure or compromise). This is insane.




It is intentional.

MotorVoter registrations.

Holder as AG and Democrats in blue states fight Voter ID.

States do not clean up their voter rolls as required by law.

Obama harassed the tea party-inspired True the Vote the most of all those organizations (IRS, ATF, FBI, OSHA, maybe other agencies?). What does True the Vote do? Audits voter rolls.

Blue states are switching to 100% mail-in which is much more unsecure that in-person voting. Early voting makes interstate in-person voter fraud much easier (longer window).


It is a mess because you have more options for stealing elections, more plausible deniability

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2018 09:15 AM (W+vEI)

376 Snow and winter are great - from Nov 30 through Jan 14, after - a burden...

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 09:13 AM (bUjCl)



Change those dates to December 24 thru January 2, and I'm right there with you.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 09:15 AM (lwiT4)

377 >>If it hasn't been mentioned, reruns are shown on RFD-TV. We watch them all the time. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 16, 2018 09:12 AM (JoUsr)

Diligent searchers can also satisfy their nostalgia jones with reruns of "The Lawrence Welk Show."

Wunnerful, wunnerful.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:15 AM (Bdeb0)

378 367 Looks like Occasional-Cortex' House chambers charm offensive is already paying dividends. She ran on Green issues, and she's reportedly managed to piss off the Dem incoming Power and Commerce chair of establishment of a global weirding commission.

You keep it up, young lady! The oldsters in DC need to be told how to rule, and they know it!
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:13 AM (Bdeb0)

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It'll be an interesting balancing act for them. On the one hand, she probably brings in a far amount of donor money.

On the other, they seem to not like her at all and want to push her to the backbench where they want to keep her (Pelosi, a white woman, keeping a minority member of the House at the back of the bus!).

I'd hate to navigate that crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:16 AM (XSSCs)

379 373 And in the late 70s/early 80s we actually had a country music station here for a while.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 08:52 AM (/9p9e)

Someplace on the Island, IIRC. Relatively close and n to the city, not out by Riverhead.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2018 09:14 AM (A9I+K)


Actually in town. WKHK Kick 106. Now Lite FM or something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 09:16 AM (/9p9e)

380 I must say that I have never been so mentally exhausted the last few months. I feel like every battle is a fight between good and evil. Evil is indoctrinating the ignorant.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 09:16 AM (hECVl)

381 372 The DEMS pretty much need Espy to win to have a viable path to a 2020 senate majority. The map continues to not be great for them. This is what happens when your whole party self selects into the same 20 states.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 16, 2018 09:14 AM (wGbBR)

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Now, if the Republicans of the other 30 states could nominate not morons, that would be nice.

Maybe even some charming people. How about that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:16 AM (XSSCs)

382 372. Right nick. We start at 54 for 2020 with easy pickup of jones in alabama. Dems would need 5 seat pickup in prez base year

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:16 AM (Ae45Z)

383 When do I get to sign new bills into law!?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Member, House of Reprepresidents at November 16, 2018 09:17 AM (uloIh)

384 The thought of Alexandra Ocasio-Cotez pissing off power brokers in the Dem party makes me laugh. I've never been in the government but it must be analogous to people in the church who have been there forever being annoyed by young people who want to change everything all at once. Maybe AOC shouldn't have had a protest in Pelosi's office! LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 09:17 AM (AllCR)

385 380. The fight is real

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:17 AM (Ae45Z)

386 Dude, that picture is freaking me out. Those Ocasio Cortez eyes look like Christ on the crucifix in the movie "Carrie."

Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2018 09:17 AM (1uG1d)

387
The whole Urban Cowboy thing made a splash for a while in the city and hence the station changed format to fill that need. Also crossover tunes like Dolly Parton's "9-5" and Eddie Wabbit's annoying "Love a Rainy Night" spurred that fad as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 09:17 AM (/9p9e)

388 Change those dates to December 24 thru January 2, and I'm right there with you.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 09:15 AM (lwiT4)

but, but...that's just 1 week !

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 09:17 AM (bUjCl)

389 On the other, they seem to not like her at all and want to push her to the backbench where they want to keep her (Pelosi, a white woman, keeping a minority member of the House at the back of the bus!).

I'd hate to navigate that crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:16 AM (XSSCs)


Can you imagine what Maxine Waters and her staff must think of the circus around AOC?

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2018 09:17 AM (VhKw6)

390 I didn't even have to show them my card.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:57 AM (lwiT4)

There are so many possibilities here....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 16, 2018 09:18 AM (wYseH)

391 Kyrsten Sinema said repeatedly on the campaign trail that she would not support Schumer for minority leader in the Senate.

That promise lasted exactly one day.

Way to go Meth Lab!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 09:18 AM (/tuJf)

392
HEE-HAW was the first reality TV program. It's true...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 16, 2018 09:18 AM (GEhPL)

393 389
Can you imagine what Maxine Waters and her staff must think of the circus around AOC?

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2018 09:17 AM (VhKw6)

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Does Maxine even realize what's going on around her at all?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:18 AM (XSSCs)

394 >>I'd hate to navigate that crazy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:16 AM (XSSCs)

Concur. It'll be "pick her pockets, and pat her on the head." How long she puts up with being soaked will correlate directly with her intelligence.

I'm long the oldsters.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)

395 Hope this puts the notion that Scott couldn't have gotten rid of Snipes to bed.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:39 AM (qxq6t)

*******

Well, in a sense we are both correct. The supervisor of elections is not a direct employee of the governor's office and the governor cannot simply say "You're fired"

The Secretary of State is the "chief election officer" of the state and is charged with regulating compliance in the county-based supervisors of elections. There is a judicial process for enforcing compliance. Refer to Florida statutes Chapter 97.012

https://tinyurl.com/Florida-97-012

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:19 AM (m45I2)

396 Scott has his flaws, no doubt. I like him though, and think he will be a good SEN. He can also pretty much self fund, which is great in an expensive state like FL.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 16, 2018 09:19 AM (wGbBR)

397 Cotez wants a spot on senate judiciary committee

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:19 AM (Ae45Z)

398 Willow never heard of Roy Clark?

Why, I bet she never heard of Minnie Pearl™, either.

Doctor Webworker recommends binge-watching Hee-Haw for emotional and spiritual uplift.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bluegrass > C/W at November 16, 2018 09:19 AM (S9U/P)

399 Does Maxine even realize what's going on around her at all?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:18 AM (XSSCs)


I bet there is nothing more important to Auntie Maxine than who is getting attention.

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2018 09:19 AM (VhKw6)

400 391 Kyrsten Sinema said repeatedly on the campaign trail that she would not support Schumer for minority leader in the Senate.

That promise lasted exactly one day.

Way to go Meth Lab!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 09:18 AM (/tuJf)

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I want to meet someone from Arizona who voted for her and that was a major concern on their part.

"I don't like this McSally person for dumb cultural/tribal reasons (I'm voting R for governor!), but I still don't want someone to support Chuck Schumer and his New York values. Well, she promised not support him, so Sinema's got my vote!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:19 AM (XSSCs)

401 Sinema is another who will not be on the ticket. Ot with a gop gov. Rats never give away senate seats

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (Ae45Z)

402 So the governor could have "sought" to have her removed.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (m45I2)

403 394 Concur. It'll be "pick her pockets, and pat her on the head." How long she puts up with being soaked will correlate directly with her intelligence.

I'm long the oldsters.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)

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"They put me in charge of the Select Committee on Income Inequality! Sure, we meet in my apartment and it's just me and my four cats, but we're doing great work!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (XSSCs)

404 Well, I'm off to Arthur Avenue (Little Italy in the Bronx!)

Anybody want me to bring back anything?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (NtglE)

405 Cap. Hate, I love Airedales -always so bouncy and boisterous. I don't think I could keep up with one though.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 16, 2018 09:10 AM (XZ3Gp)


Once you get past the first year they're pretty chill if you give them enough exercise; he probably walks between 1 and a half and two miles a day plus I take him to dog parks. But during the first year there were times I was thinking that things weren't working out well but then they get in a daily schedule and things get normal.

The last two I had were mature dogs, one a rescue and the other retired by a breeder; they worked out well because they were house trained and easy to teach to walk off leash because they're insecure and will stay by my side initially which you can reinforce.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (y7DUB)

406 I didn't even have to show them my card.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:57 AM


We oldtimers remember the days when you never knew who was calling when you picked up the phone. It was a mystery.

AAA probably has your phone number in the database and as soon as you called confirmed it.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (e7O7B)

407 >>Can you imagine what Maxine Waters and her staff must think of the circus around AOC?



I'm sure she's already scheming on ways to harness the young upstart Congressmen like O-C for more power. This is DC. They will find ways to tap into her outsider/Socialist cache with that part of their party. A lot of the Dem voters like O-C's and others' radical approach.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (W+vEI)

408 "...with easy pickup of Jones in Alabama"

Don't count your chickens until you're sure they're not unelectable GOP freaks being funded by Democrats.

Posted by: Axis of Akin-Moore at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (uloIh)

409 Baracky O'Cracky gave up senate seat to run for pres. It could happen.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (bUjCl)

410 Democrat leadership rules with an iron hand,they generally get near 100% compliance.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (BXMxN)

411 I am pretty sure that Sinema's "I won't support Schumer" statement was one of those lies that everyone knows is a lie, and yet they have to, for whatever reason, pretend it isn't.

cf Obama gay marriage.

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (VhKw6)

412 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:19 AM (XSSCs)

That's not the point.

She lied, and she did it effortlessly...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (wYseH)

413 Diligent searchers can also satisfy their nostalgia jones with reruns of "The Lawrence Welk Show."

Wunnerful, wunnerful.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:15 AM (Bdeb0)


I love that champagne music. Unironically.

I think it might have been Robin Williams who did a takeoff of Welk once - "Next is the lovely Lennon Sisters singing "I Can't Get No Satisfaction.' But first, let's hear it for the boys in the band, each one a bitchin' mutha in his own right."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (kqsXK)

414 Is Martha Robey any good in AL?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 16, 2018 09:22 AM (wGbBR)

415 408 "...with easy pickup of Jones in Alabama"

Don't count your chickens until you're sure they're not unelectable GOP freaks being funded by Democrats.
Posted by: Axis of Akin-Moore at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (uloIh)

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Way too early prediction:

Jeff Sessions will run for his old seat and trounce Doug Jones.

The AL GOP will take no chances on losing that again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:22 AM (XSSCs)

416 Have we won one senate race in a hillary state in 2016 or 2018? Gardner is in danger

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:22 AM (Ae45Z)

417 The whole Urban Cowboy thing made a splash for a while....

--

Urban Cowboy. Still one of my all-time favorite movies. And I'm not even much of a country western sort of gal, but it's great 1980 fun, and even though it's not a comedy, it's funny!

"My legs are sweatin' mama"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 16, 2018 09:22 AM (JoUsr)

418 The Tuscon story is why I didn't want to get a "Make Space Great Again" hat with my order of the "Trump's Space Force" graphic novel. Even that would set of the Leftists around here.

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2018 09:22 AM (7HtZB)

419 412 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:19 AM (XSSCs)

That's not the point.

She lied, and she did it effortlessly...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (wYseH)

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I...don't care if politicians lie?

They all do it. All the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:23 AM (XSSCs)

420 Akin would have won in bama, sex crap is only deal killer

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:23 AM (Ae45Z)

421 Anybody want me to bring back anything?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (NtglE)

A pound of mozzarella from Casa Della Mozzarella and a pane de casa from Addeo's Bakery.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 16, 2018 09:23 AM (wYseH)

422 I'm sure she's already scheming on ways to harness the young upstart Congressmen like O-C for more power. This is DC. They will find ways to tap into her outsider/Socialist cache with that part of their party. A lot of the Dem voters like O-C's and others' radical approach.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2018 09:21 AM (W+vEI)


Oh, I am sure they will find some way to use her. But I think the point is that they won't ever LIKE her.


Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2018 09:23 AM (VhKw6)

423 >>397 Cotez wants a spot on senate judiciary committee
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:19 AM (Ae45Z)

Zod wants her there, too, demonstrating her piercing, unassailable command of the law and jurisprudence to the awe and wonder of a captivated nation.

Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:24 AM (Bdeb0)

424 416 Have we won one senate race in a hillary state in 2016 or 2018? Gardner is in danger
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:22 AM (Ae45Z)

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He may be the kind of Republican that Colorado likes again.

He's got some solid material to say he stood up to Trump in support of pot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:24 AM (XSSCs)

425 Anybody want me to bring back anything?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (NtglE)


Yes. Eggplant lasagna, fruitti di mare con capellini, mushroom risotto, please. Thanks ! Oh, and if they have minestrone, that too.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 09:24 AM (bUjCl)

426 414. No never trumper. Jones is gone. Trump is on the ticket

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:24 AM (Ae45Z)

427 423 >>397 Cotez wants a spot on senate judiciary committee
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:19 AM (Ae45Z)

Zod wants her there, too, demonstrating her piercing, unassailable command of the law and jurisprudence to the awe and wonder of a captivated nation.

Pass the popcorn.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:24 AM (Bdeb0)

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"Where's my seat! This is oppression!"

"You're a member of the House..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:24 AM (XSSCs)

428 >>I am pretty sure that Sinema's "I won't support Schumer" statement was one of those lies that everyone knows is a lie, and yet they have to, for whatever reason, pretend it isn't.

Democrats tend not to hold their politicians to their promises. They just vote for the D.

But as The James alluded too above there must have been quite a few crossover votes in Arizona. How you can vote for a Republican governor and a far left whack job for Senate is beyond me.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 09:25 AM (/tuJf)

429 426. Thank you.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 16, 2018 09:25 AM (wGbBR)

430 Well, I'm off to Arthur Avenue (Little Italy in the Bronx!)

Anybody want me to bring back anything?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (NtglE)


Leave the gun...take the cannoli.

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2018 09:25 AM (VhKw6)

431 428 Democrats tend not to hold their politicians to their promises. They just vote for the D.

But as The James alluded too above there must have been quite a few crossover votes in Arizona. How you can vote for a Republican governor and a far left whack job for Senate is beyond me.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 09:25 AM (/tuJf)

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"Jeff Flake is so dreamy, and I'm not going to support another Republican who might support Trump."
-15% of Arizona

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:26 AM (XSSCs)

432 Way too early prediction:

Jeff Sessions will run for his old seat and trounce Doug Jones.


Not sure how to feel about that.

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 09:26 AM (NpvYf)

433 >>"They put me in charge of the Select Committee on Income Inequality! Sure, we meet in my apartment and it's just me and my four cats, but we're doing great work!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (XSSCs)

Needs more "like," "umm," "y'know," "like," "kinda thing."

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:26 AM (Bdeb0)

434 11 days until next SCOTUS oral argument and no-show Ginsburg sparks a Constitutional crisis...

Posted by: Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Missing Justice [Spoiler: They find her dead in a cave] at November 16, 2018 09:26 AM (uloIh)

435 How you can vote for a Republican governor and a far left whack job for Senate is beyond me.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 09:25 AM (/tuJf)



Not suspicious at all.....

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 09:26 AM (lwiT4)

436 433
Needs more "like," "umm," "y'know," "like," "kinda thing."
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:26 AM (Bdeb0)

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Written statement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 16, 2018 09:26 AM (XSSCs)

437 >>>Greenfield: Fake Orthodox Jews Against Trump

They have fake Indians, fake blacks, fake hispanics, etc. Why not fake Orthodox Jews? I'm surprised they didn't invite Macklemore to don his costume and attend the protest with them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 09:27 AM (/qEW2)

438 >>I am pretty sure that Sinema's "I won't support Schumer" statement was one of those lies that everyone knows is a lie, and yet they have to, for whatever reason, pretend it isn't.

Democrats tend not to hold their politicians to their promises. They just vote for the D.

But as The James alluded too above there must have been quite a few crossover votes in Arizona. How you can vote for a Republican governor and a far left whack job for Senate is beyond me.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 09:25 AM (/tuJf)

--

Democrats promise things that their voters know aren't true "I believe marriage is between a man and a woman." And the things their voters really care about, they know they can't make a promise for, because it'd torpedo their electoral chances if they actually said what they believed.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2018 09:27 AM (KUaJL)

439 Amazon gets billions in tax breaks. Citizens in the highest taxed state in the nation? F you, pay more, no tax breaks for you.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 09:27 AM (SS4vH)

440 409. No. Ilinois dem gov. Dems only leave seat with a dem gov

Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 09:27 AM (Ae45Z)

441 >>425 Anybody want me to bring back anything?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (NtglE)

If you can find your way to Katz Deli, a salami, please (and remember, don't lose your ticket). Thank you.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:27 AM (Bdeb0)

442 J.J., an item I thought ought to be brought to your attention:

See Vice's twitter. They have disabled archiving services because they hate being unable to memory hole the stupid things they post, I MEAN BECAUSE RIGHT WING HATERS HATE.

Full on 1984 over there. I think if anyone had made the bet they'd have said Vice would hit Brave New World first.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 16, 2018 09:28 AM (HtLSE)

443
He may be the kind of Republican that Colorado likes again.

He's got some solid material to say he stood up to Trump in support of pot.

--------

Cory Gardner was the final straw for me. He's why I'm no longer a Republican.

However, it doesn't matter... CO has crossed the Rubicon. No Republican will win a statewide office here again. If the RNC spends even a penny on our Senate and Gov races, they're even more retarded than I imagined.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 09:28 AM (5aX2M)

444 Amazon gets billions in tax breaks. Citizens in the highest taxed state in the nation? F you, pay more, no tax breaks for you.


Kind of reminds of the enticement for new cable customers. The new guy gets a break while the loyal customer can't get the same offer.

Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2018 09:29 AM (1uG1d)

445 404 Well, I'm off to Arthur Avenue (Little Italy in the Bronx!)

Anybody want me to bring back anything?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (NtglE)


"Now, y'az can't leave..."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 09:29 AM (/9p9e)

446 404 Well, I'm off to Arthur Avenue (Little Italy in the Bronx!)

Anybody want me to bring back anything?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (NtglE)

===

Sfogiatelle!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 09:29 AM (EZebt)

447 I just found out I'm the House Permanent Latrine Orderly!

OK, what's a latrine?

Posted by: Loopy Occasional Cortex at November 16, 2018 09:30 AM (hjaPQ)

448 >>"I believe marriage is between a man and a woman."

Sinema believes marriage between a man and a woman is a perfectly good waste of two potentially openminded, flexible partners in sensuality.

Zod's factor continues his quest to acquire her.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:30 AM (Bdeb0)

449 Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2018 09:24 AM (Bdeb0

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 09:31 AM (AllCR)

450 I like Sessions and always have. I think he just poisoned the well with his recusal. We've wasted two years and endless damage to our president for. dNC manufactured lie. He should have at least advised the president. I don't blame Jeff, but it's his own making. He takes a lot of flak, but he was trying to clean up DOJ from the inside. He knew where the bodies were buried. The whole thing left a bad taste in my mouth.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 09:31 AM (SS4vH)

451 nood art

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 16, 2018 09:31 AM (KUaJL)

452 *Hope IrishEi has enough hands to carry all that...

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 09:31 AM (bUjCl)

453
But as The James alluded too above there must have been quite a few crossover votes in Arizona. How you can vote for a Republican governor and a far left whack job for Senate is beyond me.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 09:25 AM (/tuJf)


Maryland and Massachusetts.

I know, Arizona is neither.

And Sinema did not run as a whack job.

I think a lot of people want to be lied to by politicians.

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2018 09:32 AM (VhKw6)

454 "404 Well, I'm off to Arthur Avenue (Little Italy in the Bronx!)

Anybody want me to bring back anything?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 16, 2018 09:20 AM (NtglE) "

Nah. The pastry and bread is better in Brooklyn. Tasty Pastry is probably the way in the city.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 09:32 AM (SS4vH)

Bifurcated ONT - Comments

The ONT content is in the thread just below this one. Go down there and read all about it. This thread is for ONT comments.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:46 PM




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Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (dczB+)

2 Stupid

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (aA3+G)

3 I was first on the other thread, the one with content, but I got an error message - THREAD CLOSED.

WTH?

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:48 PM (dczB+)

4 First I bifurcated, then I sharted. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (Tyii7)

5 What's going on???

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (kufk0)

6 Rod Serling just bummed a smoke from me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (9Om/r)

7 They're still gonna bitch you know.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (WaxcS)

8 It is closed. No comments down there. Comments up here.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (JP6CH)

9 This thread is overruled.

Posted by: Judge Humuhumunukunukuapua'a at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (DTX3h)

10 Wow. Weird Dave is Bi. Never saw that coming. Yeah, I know, phrasing.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2018 09:50 PM (fZ7Wr)

11 Bifurcated. This could be a new look for me.

Posted by: The Man On The White Ottoman at November 15, 2018 09:52 PM (DMUuz)

12 Bifu, bifu. What the fu?

Posted by: RI Ref at November 15, 2018 09:52 PM (9pTdO)

13 Well I was saying content was overrated anyway...

Posted by: Garbone at November 15, 2018 09:52 PM (9dH/8)

14 In the last week or so my, three-ish year old, Kindle Fire has suddenly started losing it's charge really fast. As in, with the wi-fi off it goes from 100% to zero in a couple hours.

Has anyone else had the same problem?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2018 09:53 PM (uquGJ)

15 This ONT is off to an inauspicious start. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at November 15, 2018 09:54 PM (Tyii7)

16 6: berserker, was it a winston?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

17 I read the bifurcated content.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2018 09:54 PM (rnAwa)

18 "If the string stretched between the Dixie cups that you use for an ISP can't handle it, don't click." Some of us would have a fast internet connection if it was available. Living in the boonies, relatively speaking, cable doesn't come to my house, and the wireless ISP's want too much $ for too little service. So I'm forced to suffer with crappy DSL. It gets the job done for my business needs, such as paying the bills, but streaming? Not gonna happen.
So make fun all you want, but the fact is, in some places, broadband is not reasonably available. Note that I said "REASONABLY". I could pay a bundle for a little bit of service every month, but it's not worth it.

Posted by: yyymale at November 15, 2018 09:55 PM (XPZ2B)

19 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 15, 2018 09:55 PM (CLcKT)

20 "They slow down my 1200 baud modem! Boo!"
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Wait...1200 Baud?!

Crap. Well that explains why I'm always 200 comments late.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, using 110 Baud acoustic coupler at November 15, 2018 09:55 PM (CDGwz)

21 Uhhhh, OK.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (OMsf+)

22 That ONT gave me a seizure.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (xPl2J)

23 Bifurcated. Like with a tongue?

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (DMUuz)

24 Wierd Dave, I haven't smoked pot in like forever, I mean ever. But tonight's ONT feels like I might have.

Posted by: RI Red at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (9pTdO)

25 Google fiber rocks!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (kufk0)

26 Well, this is an interesting development. A girl doesn't get in a situation like this every day.
Not on the ONT, anyway.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (dczB+)

27 That parking one can't be real.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (hgUZZ)

28 22; just watch until you need those blue stroke glasses. heard they're making a fashion comeback.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (KP5rU)

29 That scaredy-cat was CUTE!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (kufk0)

30 Bitching? Ha

Posted by: Bank of America at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

31 the last week or so my, three-ish year old, Kindle Fire has suddenly started losing it's charge really fast. As in, with the wi-fi off it goes from 100% to zero in a couple hours.

Has anyone else had the same problem?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2018 09:53 PM (uquGJ)

Yes. Pull it off the charger, make dinner, sit down to eat and read and the charge is now at 80%. Wife's doing the same thing. Mine is a 2017 model and her's is a 2014.

Probably Amazon spyware.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (fZ7Wr)

32 In the last week or so my, three-ish year old, Kindle Fire has suddenly started losing it's charge really fast. As in, with the wi-fi off it goes from 100% to zero in a couple hours.

Has anyone else had the same problem?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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When I have trouble with a slow fire, I usually huff and puff on it for a while. Don't use gasoline.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, missing eyebrows at November 15, 2018 09:58 PM (CDGwz)

33 I checked out the gifs

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (XZ3Gp)

34 Dimmy, why you do this too me Dimmy.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (K22Va)

35 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
15s
Gillum gained 45,000 votes from "found votes" in Broward County. A machine recount netted him ONE vote.

ONE.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (BqBId)

36 Ooooookay then.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (NWiLs)

37 Snow flurries in North Georgia.

It's really cold here, too, but all we're getting is rain.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (dczB+)

38 Dems know they're not going to win the FL races. But they now know what they can get away with in 2020.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 10:00 PM (hgUZZ)

39
So make fun all you want, but the fact is, in some places, broadband is not reasonably available. Note that I said "REASONABLY". I could pay a bundle for a little bit of service every month, but it's not worth it.
Posted by: yyymale


This calls for another Manhattan Project!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 10:00 PM (aKsyK)

40 Huh, that thread took up 1.59 GB

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 10:00 PM (DCYln)

41 Combat tactics, Mr. Ryan. By turning the previous thread into the path of the GIFs, WeirdDave closed the distance before it could comment on itself.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 10:01 PM (t+qrx)

42 Is that one vote gained in addition to the 45,000 or in place of the 45,000 "found" votes?

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 10:01 PM (kufk0)

43 Yeah, Fuck It All.

I'm feeling that right now re: politics and news in general.

Posted by: shibumi at November 15, 2018 10:01 PM (z1Dz9)

44 Breaking911 @breaking9111
14s
#BREAKING: Officials say at least 631 people are missing in deadly Camp Fire in Northern California; death toll at 63
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This is just....... I can't even find the words

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 15, 2018 10:01 PM (BqBId)

45 I was first on the other thread, the one with content

...that you didn't read...

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 10:01 PM (DCYln)

46 I approve of this gif-free comment zone.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

47 I don't think I approve of bifornicating

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at November 15, 2018 10:02 PM (XZ3Gp)

48 Hand recount. I still have only two.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 10:02 PM (aKsyK)

49 I woulda been1st! But I had to lookup the meaning of "bifurcated" to make sure I wanted to be 1st.

Posted by: tbodie at November 15, 2018 10:02 PM (wyNrR)

50 Gillum gained 45,000 votes from "found votes" in Broward County. A machine recount netted him ONE vote.

You gonna trust a machine or ME?!

Posted by: Brenda Snipes at November 15, 2018 10:03 PM (DCYln)

51 Figures. The night my internet goes slow is the night we get an ONT that's loaded up with pics. I don't know whether it's the Windows security update that installed last night as I went to bed (and which Windows 10 pretends to roll back without actually doing so), or something with my ISP. But my already slow internet connection has been ridiculously slow tonight.
I'm angling toward it having something to do with Windows 10, given how many Windows applications that apparently automatically run themselves in the background (like Photo, Skype, and Cortana) are all listed as "Suspended" in Task Manager. But I'm not completely certain that it's the update that's at fault.

Posted by: junior at November 15, 2018 10:03 PM (jCBYr)

52 That's our WeirdDave, the guy with the solutions!

BTW, I enjoyed the gifs.

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:03 PM (4HMW8)

53 Imagine we had a popular vote election for potus. You'd have this blatant fraud happening in every Dem run precinct across the country. Even in Wyoming there'd be "found" votes at 3am on election night in certain precincts.

Putting side the obvious reasons to oppose a popular vote, this is why I 10000% oppose it. It would be virtually impossible for a Republican to win due to the cheating.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 10:03 PM (hgUZZ)

54 Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (dczB+)

We're just south of Houston and had to scrape the windshield yesterday morning because of frost. Weather app today said it was 37 degrees at nearly 9:30 this morning. At least I'm missing the snow my friends from Missouri are sending pictures of.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2018 10:03 PM (uquGJ)

55 Camp Fire in No Cal is going to have a lot of deaths - Paradise was a popular retirement community and many of them did not get out of their trailers in time. Very very tragic.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 10:03 PM (4lu7W)

56 Hey everybody.

I know I should have put this below in the Hillary thread, but I missed that, so I thought it would be worthwhile to place it here in the ONT. (Yes, it's from Quora and yes, I upvoted it.)

* * * *

Do Bill and Hillary Clinton have an agreement at this point to stay together simply to keep up appearances?

Miki Fenn, studied History Education at Columbia College Answered 26m ago

I don't think they stay together to keep up appearances. I believe there are two reasons why they stayed married. First, Hillary thought being married to Bill would help her win the election. Obviously it didn't.

Legally they are better off married because it is illegal for a spouse to have to testify in Court against their spouse. I'm sure Bill and Hillary know a lot about each other. Marriage means they will never have to testify under oath in a Court of Law about what the other did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:03 PM (miE9U)

57 Calvin Ball was apparently born in Broward County.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan at November 15, 2018 10:03 PM (yScAF)

58 Anecdotally, as a person who is self employed, I want a t-shirt that says "Fuck You Pay Me."

I learned in a handy blue Brooks Brothers book on Being a Lady that a Lady does NOT wear t-shirts with writing on them.

So. Not. A. Lady.

Posted by: shibumi at November 15, 2018 10:04 PM (z1Dz9)

59 Need long cat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 10:04 PM (aKsyK)

60 Off political sock

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at November 15, 2018 10:04 PM (yScAF)

61

Great ONT, WD. Those gifs are a hoot and a holler.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 10:04 PM (HaL55)

62 I'm afraid to ask, but have there been TwatterDouches saying something along the lines of "Let the Deplorables Burn?"

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 10:05 PM (hgUZZ)

63 The only good part about living in this leftist city is the access to great technology, like lightning fast internet speeds, great cell signals, and WiFi everywhere.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 10:05 PM (kufk0)

64 Need long cat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 10:04 PM (aKsyK)


But not the long cat we need.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 10:05 PM (t+qrx)

65 The only good part about living in this leftist city
is the access to great technology, like lightning fast internet speeds,
great cell signals, and WiFi everywhere.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 10:05 PM (kufk0)



I have all that, and I live in Po-Dunk Red-land.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:06 PM (lwiT4)

66 Do Bill and Hillary Clinton have an agreement at this point to stay together simply to keep up appearances?

It has been a business arrangement for a long time imho.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 10:06 PM (K22Va)

67 Great ONT, WD. Those gifs are a hoot and a holler.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 10:04 PM (HaL55)


Agreed. I liked the one with the owl.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 10:06 PM (t+qrx)

68 38. Agreed. Desantis is a trump conservative. He has to straighten this crap out for 2020. Appoint lawyers and get rid of those awful women. Alao pick a assertive SOS

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:06 PM (Ae45Z)

69
I'm afraid to ask, but have there been TwatterDouches saying something along the lines of "Let the Deplorables Burn?"

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


That's one of the nicer things they say.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (aKsyK)

70 #BREAKING: Officials say at least 631 people are missing in deadly Camp Fire in Northern California; death toll at 63


Pacific Gas and Electric is fucked.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (xPl2J)

71 If the ability to hold a charge has changed so quickly, then it will continue to deteriorate.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (rnAwa)

72 Shovelled 4-6 inches of wet snow off the driveway. Luckily hubby came home early to take over most of it

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (XZ3Gp)

73 Do Bill and Hillary Clinton have an agreement at this point to stay together simply to keep up appearances?


He's the beard in this relationship.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (dczB+)

74 Do Bill and Hillary Clinton have an agreement at this point to stay together simply to keep up appearances?

They make more money together than apart.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 10:08 PM (K22Va)

75 So when are they going to call Florida?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:08 PM (lwiT4)

76 63. Sell your soul to get faster netflix downloads?

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:08 PM (Ae45Z)

77 Yea, it ain't always the device you run that causes the problems with gifs.

I live out in the woods; my internet speed occasionally gets all the way up to the 1.5 mpbs we pay for, but not often. It hovers just below one, as a rule.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:08 PM (90KoH)

78 Very impressive technical solution.

Great ONT. Thank you.
I

Posted by: Iris at November 15, 2018 10:08 PM (6lKe4)

79 I left work at 5:30 and didn't have too much trouble getting home. The traffic had thinned out somewhat by then, I take it. Unplowed side streets were slippery, but the main roads weren't too bad.

This storm took everyone by surprise. It was just supposed to snow about an inch in the morning and then change over to rain. It didn't start changing over until late afternoon, by which time 3-4" of snow had accumulated.

Accuweather is still calling for it to warm up and change to rain during the night, so hopefully most of it will be gone in the morning.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

80 Bill and Hill have a Mutually Assured Destruction relationship.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2018 10:09 PM (5xuaW)

81 Pacific Gas and Electric is fucked.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (xPl2J)

So is California. They will financially destroy PG&E and the state will take over the power. Then, it'll be like a little bit of Venezuela and a little bit of Afghanistan.

Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2018 10:09 PM (ABjxW)

82 55. God spoke. Cal has gone too far

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:10 PM (Ae45Z)

83 My favorite "add some arms" gif is the one with the two-legged dog.

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:10 PM (4HMW8)

84 Best. ONT. Ever.

Both of 'em.

Posted by: filbert at November 15, 2018 10:10 PM (953wK)

85 Wish I hadn't read the Calvin and Hobbes / Watterson article. Takes some of the enjoyment away from the genius of C&H.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 15, 2018 10:11 PM (2DOZq)

86 75. The governor is done. Not called, cause Gillum wont concede. But the gov race is excluded from the hand recount. Should be certified Tuesday, and then he would have to file a challenge within ten days of that.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 15, 2018 10:11 PM (fYi9j)

87 So when are they going to call Florida?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:08 PM (lwiT4)


If they wait until after 11 it's cheaper.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 10:11 PM (t+qrx)

88 I live out in the woods; my internet speed occasionally gets all the way up to the 1.5 mpbs we pay for, but not often. It hovers just below one, as a rule.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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We pay for 1000mpbs and we get pretty close to it, upload and download speeds.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 10:11 PM (kufk0)

89 65; here too, grammie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 10:11 PM (KP5rU)

90 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:03 PM (miE9U)

Why not spend the entire night at the other site?

Posted by: Bank of America at November 15, 2018 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

91 81. Tourism dollars going down, only thing rhat wakes up cal marxists. Sadly too many dumbass republicans still will shell out to wear mickey mouse ears

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:11 PM (Ae45Z)

92 *Tonight's ONT brought to you buy the Horde Anti-Gif Mafia:*

Heh, WD and his dalmation. Should do an appearence in the Pet Thread.

Posted by: tbodie at November 15, 2018 10:11 PM (wyNrR)

93 Crossing the T or capping the T is a classic naval warfare tactic used from the late 19th to mid 20th centuries, in which a line of warships crosses in front of a line of enemy ships, allowing the crossing line to bring all their guns to bear while receiving fire from only the forward guns of the enemy.
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"Crossing the T or capping the T is a classic naval warfare tactic used from the late 19th to mid 20th centuries, in which a line of warships crosses in front of a line of enemy ships, allowing the crossing line to bring all their guns to bear while receiving fire from only the forward guns of the enemy"

One of the Navy guys can expand on this...except perhaps that dentist fellow. He can probably draw some sort of crossbite/orthodonture analogy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:12 PM (xSo9G)

94 Hah! Bette Middler getting slammed on twitter for being a vulgar old biddy.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 10:12 PM (4lu7W)

95 *dons tin-foil hat*

Sometimes, we may reasonably suspect there may be arson involved with some fires. Could someone have purposely sabotaged equipment at PG&E so that it would start a fire?

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:13 PM (4HMW8)

96 Hammer, did you post a veterans day story?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 10:14 PM (K22Va)

97 Then, it'll be like a little bit of Venezuela and a little bit of Afghanistan.
Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2018 10:09 PM (ABjxW)




So, it'll be just like Gray Davis is governor again?


Yes, I had a one bedroom apartment and $450 electric bill in those days.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 10:14 PM (OMsf+)

98 Nice redundant post, Hammer. Try again.
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Combat tactics, Mr. Ryan. By turning the previous thread into the path of the GIFs, WeirdDave closed the distance before it could comment on itself.
Posted by: hogmartin
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"Crossing the T or capping the T is a classic naval warfare tactic used from the late 19th to mid 20th centuries, in which a line of warships crosses in front of a line of enemy ships, allowing the crossing line to bring all their guns to bear while receiving fire from only the forward guns of the enemy."

One of the Navy guys can expand on this...except perhaps that dentist fellow. He can probably draw some sort of crossbite/orthodonture analogy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:14 PM (xSo9G)

99 95
*dons tin-foil hat*



Sometimes, we may reasonably suspect there may be arson involved
with some fires. Could someone have purposely sabotaged equipment at
PGE so that it would start a fire?

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:13 PM (4HMW


Allah Ackbar

Posted by: ISIS at November 15, 2018 10:14 PM (5xuaW)

100 So where am I supposed to be???

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2018 10:15 PM (0tfLf)

101 Wandering the land of Gif's.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 10:16 PM (SzQWn)

102 Love the gifs. Holy cow, WD!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2018 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

103 Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 10:11 PM (kufk0)

Yea but you live in a leftist hellhole and I am in a deep red paradise!

I don't have much trouble with out internet speed, but we can't stream anything, so Thor had to go back to getting old-school discs from Netflix!

I can't upload anything though, can't even email pictures!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:16 PM (90KoH)

104 One of the Navy guys can expand on this...except perhaps that dentist fellow. He can probably draw some sort of crossbite/orthodonture analogy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:14 PM (xSo9G)


I bet he could do one up on capping the teeth.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

105 Bifurcated.

For plausible deniability.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2018 10:16 PM (8iiMU)

106 Howdy, Infidel!

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:16 PM (4HMW8)

107 Bank of America, because I KNOW you guys, for one thing.

And on a lot of things, your answers are better. I can get a personalized response to things here, on topics like how best to cook my steak, or the Horde's best custard recipe. Can't get that at Quora and never will be able to, and I don't wanna get all my advice from strangers. :-)

It's nice to have an online family as well, and you guys more or less fit that category...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:16 PM (miE9U)

108 Sometimes, we may reasonably suspect there may be arson involved with some fires. Could someone have purposely sabotaged equipment at PG&E so that it would start a fire?
Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:13 PM (4HMW

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I just wonder whether they were allowed to bury power lines or not. If Kali wouldn't allow it, then they too are at fault, right.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 10:17 PM (ffYR/)

109 Gerard at American Digest has another heart rending story. This one about an apple orchard, run by 4 generations of the same family. They lost everything but the orchard survived because he'd set up a fire break and there wasn't any dry fuel for the fire.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 15, 2018 10:17 PM (Lqy/e)

110 Say, do we have any Morons in the Phoenix area? I'm going to be there Thanksgiving week.

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:17 PM (4HMW8)

111 Sometimes, we may reasonably suspect there may be arson involved with some fires. Could someone have purposely sabotaged equipment at PG&E so that it would start a fire?
Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:13 PM (4HMW

they are banking the whole PGE is responsible thing from the report that they saw a short in a line near where the fire started.

But, if a fire started, then burned down a pole, the lines often melt together, causing a short... which is then detected.

The question become, which is cause, which is effect.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 15, 2018 10:18 PM (NgKpN)

112 Also, wanted to share:

Prayers are appreciated, but not for the usual thing...

I found out my 17-year-old nephew, Chase, is joining the Army when he graduates high school. He wants the training, the skills and thinks the GI Bill sounds like a good deal.

I'm so proud of him. Of course me and my mom (his grandmother) are also a bit worried about him. But oh man, I think he's gonna be okay, both as a person and career-wise. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:18 PM (miE9U)

113 True Tammy.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 10:18 PM (kufk0)

114 112. Fantastic!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 15, 2018 10:19 PM (fYi9j)

115 I know it's ONT, but can I ask for some prayers/ good thoughts for hubby? He is worried about possible layoffs coming at his company.
Thanks much.

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at November 15, 2018 10:19 PM (XZ3Gp)

116 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:16 PM (90KoH)

I can relate
Wish I could go to dial up instead of this broadband shit I have

Posted by: Bank of America at November 15, 2018 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

117 Qdpsteve, congrats to your nephew!

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:19 PM (4HMW8)

118
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:18 PM (miE9U)

Congratulations!

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 10:19 PM (dczB+)

119 Of course the CA fires are tragic but forest fires are a fact of nature just like Hurricanes and tornadoes. You must prepare not like it may happen but that it will happen. In the case of forest fires though most of the prep and prevention should be by the government because of logistics. CA sucks at it.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 15, 2018 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

120 Hammer, did you post a veterans day story?
Posted by: dartist
------

Yup. Stand by for link.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:20 PM (xSo9G)

121 Votermom, of course!

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:20 PM (4HMW8)

122 I learned in a handy blue Brooks Brothers book on Being a Lady that a Lady does NOT wear t-shirts with writing on them.

So. Not. A. Lady.
Posted by: shibumi


Yes, didn't we have fun at the Brooks Brothers store last Sunday?

Shibumi had them laughing so hard, they didn't want her to leave.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 10:20 PM (S6Pax)

123 I know it's ONT, but can I ask for some prayers/ good thoughts for hubby? He is worried about possible layoffs coming at his company.
Thanks much.
Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at November 15, 2018 10:19 PM (XZ3Gp)


Of course you can. BECAUSE it's ONT.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

124 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:18 PM (miE9U)



That's wonderful! My son went in at 17 as well. He loved it. (until Obama)



Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:20 PM (lwiT4)

125 cali as a functioning state is fucked. pg&e will go bankrupt. that's a given. gavin newsome and crew running the power grid will make venezuela look like a model of efficiency. not a fucking chance.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

126 Qdpsteve, your nephew sounds like a great young man. Congrats!

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at November 15, 2018 10:21 PM (XZ3Gp)

127 Nick, Emmie and ALH, thanks!

For a while it looked like Chase was going to become another chronically unemployed/underemployed, barely educated video game addict. Talk about unmotivated and lazy.

Whatever happened, I'm so thankful, to God and everyone else who put him on the right path. Miracles DO happen!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:21 PM (miE9U)

128 Nice GIFs.

They were hilarious, at one point I giffawed. The ONT was truly the gif that kept on giffing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 10:21 PM (DEzr3)

129 Bifurcated.
For her pleasure.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2018 10:21 PM (8iiMU)

130 Votermom - done!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:21 PM (lwiT4)

131 gramme and votermom, thanks!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:21 PM (miE9U)

132 As if this isn't confusing enough, I got to the acecomments page for the GIF-heavy post. If I try to comment, will I be banned? Not gonna try. Just wondering because that's what I do.

Howdy, y'all. Weird Dave weird enough for us tonight?

Posted by: bifurcated mindful webworker at November 15, 2018 10:21 PM (aowex)

133 70 #BREAKING: Officials say at least 631 people are missing in deadly Camp Fire in Northern California; death toll at 63


Pacific Gas and Electric is fucked.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (xPl2J)


Ironically, Cal State civil workers pension fund is probably very heavily invested in them.

Too big to fail.

Tax payers grandchildren in Alabama will pay for this.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 10:22 PM (1g7ch)

134 thanks guys!!

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at November 15, 2018 10:22 PM (XZ3Gp)

135 Just in case I missed anyone, thanks to everyone, now and all of tonight, for your good wishes and congratulations about my nephew.

Who knows, maybe I can get him to join us here in the gray boxes one night. We will see. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:23 PM (miE9U)

136 Drinking Emerson cocktails tonight

with roasted branzino topped with a cilantro-mint vinaigrette.


The Bonus! Our youngest cooked the meal!


Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2018 10:23 PM (CRRq9)

137 Walking can be challenging while wearing bifurcatol glasses.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2018 10:23 PM (5xuaW)

138 Isn't Bifurcatol for people over 29?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2018 10:24 PM (8iiMU)

139 roasted branzino topped with a cilantro-mint vinaigrette.



Is that a type of food?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:24 PM (lwiT4)

140 It was the picture at the top of the other thread - from a 1950s anti-communist pamphlet titled "How red is the little red schoolhouse?" (Birtcher buddy, you had no idea) that gave me the idea for the ONT, because, as I said, I had a lot of gifs piling up. So I 'shopped it to fit the subject and here we are. I've been doing this for a couple of years now, it's hard to come up with new ideas for ONTs.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2018 10:24 PM (JP6CH)

141 Posted by: Bank of America at November 15, 2018 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

Our electric co-op is going to be offering internet within a year or two, which ought to fix us right up.

And didn't The Trumpenator OK a yuuuge, really bigly grant for improving broadband for us bumpkins?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:24 PM (90KoH)

142


Prayers up for qdpsteve and VM's hubster.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 10:24 PM (HaL55)

143 Backwards, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:25 PM (miE9U)

144 I needed a few chuckles. The tp one had me going for a while. The trunk full of snow was humorous too.

Posted by: Agitator at November 15, 2018 10:25 PM (atO6j)

145 you know, the hq should not be in the business of fighting darwinism. really should be in the business of giving it a boost.

having threads programmed for the lowest common denominator is merely delaying the inevitable walk with the kids in the woods.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 10:25 PM (MTjB1)

146 Is that a type of food?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:24 PM (lwiT4



Nope.

It's a movie starring Nicholas Cage!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2018 10:25 PM (CRRq9)

147 Prayers are appreciated, but not for the usual thing...



I found out my 17-year-old nephew, Chase, is joining the Army when
he graduates high school. He wants the training, the skills and thinks
the GI Bill sounds like a good deal.



I'm so proud of him. Of course me and my mom (his grandmother) are
also a bit worried about him. But oh man, I think he's gonna be okay,
both as a person and career-wise. :-)

Not sure how it applies now, but in the early 70's when a lot of my buddies were getting draft numbers, a bunch of buddies and I enlisted. Best thing I ever did. He'll be ok and come back a better, stronger person.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 10:26 PM (K22Va)

148 I've been doing this for a couple of years now, it's hard to come up with new ideas for ONTs.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2018 10:24 PM (JP6CH)


We could do high school yearbook pictures. I'd kill to see some of those.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:26 PM (lwiT4)

149 I'm not sure this format is gonna work, but I'm not complaining.

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2018 10:26 PM (QCc6B)

150 Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2018 10:24 PM (JP6CH)

Every ONT you do is First Class, Dave. This one is no different!

My love to Gingy, please.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:26 PM (90KoH)

151 Ingraham discussing what a crap Avennati is. Almost too much to repeat

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2018 10:27 PM (L01V2)

152 I have never bifurcated a woman.

Posted by: Creepy porn lawyer at November 15, 2018 10:27 PM (aKsyK)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2018 10:27 PM (mUa7G)

154 Hammer, did you post a veterans day story?
Posted by: dartist
------

Yup. Stand by for link.

#251 https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya97znny

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:27 PM (CDGwz)

155 Great news, qdpsteve! Prayers up for Chase, and voterdad, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:27 PM (90KoH)

156 Ingraham is a fraud

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:27 PM (Ae45Z)

157 Yep. Beat it like there is yummy candy inside

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2018 10:27 PM (mUa7G)

158 *looks at content*

JEEZUS-Fcukin' CHRIST!!

Posted by: DMO at November 15, 2018 10:27 PM (Bqoi/)

159 Another question from Quora, and then I promise to never bring that site up again tonight:

"Would you work as a personal aide of Donald Trump for a year if you would be paid $200k, even if you disagree with his politics? Why? "

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:28 PM (miE9U)

160 I came up in blood-red, G-d fearing, churchgoing Park County CO, back before CO was a blue state overrun by sodomites.

If the nonstop barrage of wildfires that ate up hundreds of thousands of acres and hundreds of homes in our county was the wrath of G-d, I don't know what on earth we did to call it down on us, or why Denver-Boulder got missed by all the bad ones.

I have a feeling that line of logic doesn't account for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 10:28 PM (5aX2M)

161 147. Good luck to your Nephew

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:28 PM (Ae45Z)

162 qdpsteve,

You must be so proud of your nephew.

Congratulations, and please let him know he has guardian angels watching over him.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 10:28 PM (PkVlr)

163 dartist, I agree, thanks!
Tammy, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:28 PM (miE9U)

164

That gif of the heron surfing on the gator's back has to be from down here somewhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (HaL55)

165 you know the gif of the guy openinghis trunk and letting the snow slide in, he is a euro not even a north American.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (MTjB1)

166
I have never bifurcated a woman.

I don't think I have ether.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (K22Va)

167 I bet he could do one up on capping the teeth.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Trifurcation.

Drill 'em, fill 'em, bill 'em.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (CDGwz)

168
Here's some "Sultans of Swing"
from my favorite Norwegian cover song guy, with an assist by a cute
chick with a nice voice.






https://tinyurl.com/yd72f6w8



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (8iiMU)

169 148: grammie you'll get my rearbook pictures from my cold, dead, fingers. never happen. besides, i'm not sure i was even there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (KP5rU)

170 Jonah, thanks!
Nurse, I will let him know, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (miE9U)

171 Isn't Bifurcatol for people over 29?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2018 10:24 PM (8iiMU)


Do not drive or post on the ONT until you know how Bifurcatol affects you.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (t+qrx)

172 Two Dixie cups and string pretty much nails my ISP... too bad they're the only one available except for satelite, which gas it's own issues

Posted by: qixlqatl at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (dgP80)

173 5 Wish I hadn't read the Calvin and Hobbes / Watterson article. Takes some of the enjoyment away from the genius of C&H.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 15, 2018 10:11 PM (2DOZq)

Interesting take. I thought one of the most interesting points of the article was that Schultz or Watterson could have helped the comic strip survive the decline of publishing. I never thought Charlie Brown was funny or that interesting. I loved the specials. I think the merchandise and the specials are more popular than the comics.

Posted by: Iris at November 15, 2018 10:30 PM (6lKe4)

174 Trifurcation.

Drill 'em, fill 'em, bill 'em.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (CDGwz)


Tricare covers Trifurcation.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 10:30 PM (t+qrx)

175 160. Cal fires are like no other of the past

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:30 PM (Ae45Z)

176 Your bifurcated thread amazes and confuses me!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 10:30 PM (n9EOP)

177 "Would you work as a personal aide of Donald Trump for a year if you would be paid $200k, even if you disagree with his politics? Why? "
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:28 PM (miE9U)

--------------

I would have worked for freakin Obama for $200k. Why? Because $200k.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 10:30 PM (ffYR/)

178 Bifurcated's Hammer shall my tool to avenge all.

Posted by: Alexander Dane at November 15, 2018 10:30 PM (5xuaW)

179 I'll hang out here while all those damn gifs are loading.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2018 10:30 PM (HJhxx)

180 Can they draw and quarter Governor MoonBeam for vetoing the 2016 bill that passed almost unanimously through the liberal cali legislature that had directed California utilities to do fire hazard mitigation?

Cuz it seems like vetoing the bill to have the utility companies start burying some of their lines in high risk areas and cut brush around the overhead lines was because FOOKING Moonbeam wanted the state burning to advance the BS CAGW narrative. Of course Californians voted for him rather than the icky ebay founder that McCain was always harping about, but the 40% that knew better are in the WASTF boat along with the hippie idiots.

Posted by: paleRider at November 15, 2018 10:31 PM (eASYU)

181 grammie you'll get my rearbook pictures from my cold, dead, fingers. never happen. besides, i'm not sure i was even there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 10:29 PM (KP5rU)


Oh pshaww - you were voted most likely to....something something. I just know it.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:31 PM (lwiT4)

182 generally speaking, unless someone surprises you with some hot porn gif, gifs suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1)

183 Yikes! Ad just on Fox by some bottom-feeders.

"Have you used xxxx? If so, it has been found in some cases to promote genital-eating bacteria. If you have suffered this condition, call BOT-TOM-FEEDR"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (CDGwz)

184 I have the gif thread open in another tab. It's going on 15 minutes now and it still hasn't finished loading.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (sdi6R)

185 Go away John Kasich

https://youtu.be/XMhheJNhGO4

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (rnAwa)

186 159 Another question from Quora, and then I promise to never bring that site up again tonight:

"Would you work as a personal aide of Donald Trump for a year if you would be paid $200k, even if you disagree with his politics? Why? "
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:28 PM (miE9U)


Yes, just so I could whisper to him on occasion that he needs to not be so lefty.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (1g7ch)

187 Someone should send a link to Kurt Eichenwald for the other ONT.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (LL1Be)

188 Wild fires would be a very effective form of terrorism.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (DEzr3)

189 Probably Amazon spyware.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (fZ7Wr)


24/7 Alexa audio and video recording takes a toll on battery life!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 10:33 PM (n9EOP)

190 181; grammie i mastered in obscurity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

191 I have the gif thread open in another tab. It's going on 15 minutes now and it still hasn't finished loading.
Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (sdi6R)


Want a Pop Tart?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2018 10:33 PM (HJhxx)

192 A proper lady doesn't bifurcate in public.

Posted by: Emily Post at November 15, 2018 10:33 PM (5xuaW)

193 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (DEzr3)

ISIS has called for it many times.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:33 PM (90KoH)

194 Iris, Peanuts was especially transgressive during the 1950s and 1960s.

Why? Because almost every other comic strip was either an old-fashioned joke factory (Nancy), or a low-budget-looking action-violence movie in storyboard form (Steve Canyon).

In Peanuts, all you had were these plainly drawn children, in a plainly drawn setting, discussing things like philosophy... yearnings... depression... emotions... failure... all the "big topics."

It wasn't just about the punchlines, although Schulz did try to deliver on those as well, at least some of the time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:34 PM (miE9U)

195 ISIS has called for it many times.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:33 PM (90KoH)


ISIS?

Or ICE?

Posted by: Kamala Harris, (I)diot at November 15, 2018 10:34 PM (HJhxx)

196 "Have you used xxxx? If so, it has been found in some cases to promote genital-eating bacteria. If you have suffered this condition, call BOT-TOM-FEEDR"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (CDGwz)


Not having cable, I just confirmed this with possibly the single most ill-advised web search query since whatever people used to find zombie's post back in the last thread.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 10:34 PM (t+qrx)

197 Wild fires would be a very effective form of terrorism.

Especially in an insane breakaway province that refuses to allow it's populace to prevent them.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 10:34 PM (LL1Be)

198 Jesus Christ, CA has only been settled by people with an actual written language for a couple hundred years; how does anyone fucking know the fires are any worse than they were a thousand years ago?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:35 PM (90KoH)

199 bif? bifur? whas all dis bifurcationist shit?
anyone gotta a drink?
*hic*

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 15, 2018 10:35 PM (438dO)

200 grammie i mastered in obscurity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 10:33 PM (KP5rU)



I played the French horn. Same-Same.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:35 PM (lwiT4)

201 Wish I hadn't read the Calvin and Hobbes / Watterson article. Takes some of the enjoyment away from the genius of C&H.

I was always a fan of both (and of Bloom County) so I already knew a lot of the backstory.

With the rise of the Web and of webcomics - from the mid/late 1990s - much of this seems very pre-1996 to me. All these debates over what would appear in a newspaper!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 10:35 PM (ykYG2)

202 Ever since I got Awan Brothers turbo-encabulated internet service, I no longer have data retention problems!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 10:35 PM (n9EOP)

203 Newsome and moonbeam want to run california like a soveirgn country, until they need fed dollars to correct a inept forestry department.

Trump should direct treausry to go late on welfare checks to hordes in LA

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:35 PM (Ae45Z)

204 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:28 PM (miE9U)

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Ha. I said yesterday that if PDT would make me PressSec and give me a free hand to treat those pieces of shit however I saw fit, I'd work for free, wear a hair shirt, and swear off meat, sex, and alcohol for the rest of my life, just for the sheer joy of the work.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 10:35 PM (5aX2M)

205
I have taken her Grace's grits virginity tonight. Miley had her first taste of grits tonight. She can tell you what she thought of them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 10:36 PM (NMAzL)

206 Jesus Christ, CA has only been settled by people with an actual written language for a couple hundred years; how does anyone fucking know the fires are any worse than they were a thousand years ago?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:35 PM (90KoH)



Cave paintings?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2018 10:36 PM (HJhxx)

207 Posted by: Kamala Harris, (I)diot at November 15, 2018 10:34 PM (HJhxx)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:36 PM (90KoH)

208 "If the string stretched between the Dixie cups that you use for an ISP can't handle it, don't click."

Five stars.

Posted by: Morris at November 15, 2018 10:36 PM (KPG+u)

209

INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - Indiana is one of just five states without a hate crime law. There's a growing push to change that in the new year.

The Indy Chamber, United Way of Central Indiana and the Jewish Community Relations Council of Indianapolis are among the groups leading the effort, saying it's not just the right thing to do, it's also right for economic development.

David Sklar with the JCRC noted that anti-Jewish hate crimes across the country rose 37% last year. He said the vandalism of a Carmel synagogue last summer and the massacre at the Pittsburgh synagogue has "the Jewish community here on edge...we believe a law will absolutely have tangible effects," but he said even if it's only symbolic, "As Jewish Hoosiers we need our state to stand up and make a statement."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 10:36 PM (aKsyK)

210 Not having cable, I just confirmed this...
----------

Being a man of little imagination, I could *not* make that up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:36 PM (xSo9G)

211 What's it like to have snow. I mean, REAL SNOW? We don't get snow in Seattle. If we do, it's a couple inches, everyone freaks out, and it's gone in an instant.

What is real snow like?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 10:36 PM (PkVlr)

212 Uh, we, uh, you know, used Bifurcated Bit.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 15, 2018 10:37 PM (5xuaW)

213 If the string stretched between the Dixie cups that you use for an ISP can't handle it, don't click. If your TS 1000 will be overburdened, don't click.

To be fair, that's me when someone whines about blowing the margins. Hey, try getting a real monitor and you won't have that problem.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 10:37 PM (sdi6R)

214 Not having cable, I just confirmed this...
----------

As if we didn't have enough to worry about already.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:37 PM (xSo9G)

215 *Hammer, did you post a veterans day story?
Posted by: dartist
------

Yup. Stand by for link.

#251 https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya97znny
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:27 PM (CDGwz)*

Thanks for the post. I missed the Sunday ONT.

Posted by: tbodie at November 15, 2018 10:37 PM (wyNrR)

216 Gotta get dinner, be back in a bit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:37 PM (miE9U)

217 A proper lady doesn't bifurcate in public.

Posted by: Emily Post at November 15, 2018 10:33 PM (5xuaW)


As long as you don't bifurcate in the streets and scare the horses!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 10:37 PM (n9EOP)

218 What is real snow like?



Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 10:36 PM (PkVlr)


Like the wretched refuse of hell with vomit on top.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:38 PM (lwiT4)

219 I am rough on cal, but realize many great peopel there. Also tough on marxist Hawaii

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:38 PM (Ae45Z)

220
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2018 10:43 PM (/dN1M)

Nice, thanks. My next door neighbor carried a BAR and a flame thrower in the Philippines during the war. Kids today would be well served to learn about those guys.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 10:38 PM (K22Va)

221 Tammy I doubt if the native tribes in Cali were stupid enough to kill the forests by lack of management. Probably have to go back to before people to have such overcrowded forests with dry brush as the modern commies have forced onto the western U.S.

Posted by: paleRider at November 15, 2018 10:38 PM (eASYU)

222
An original, upbeat pop tune/video
based on the Spiderman video game.



https://tinyurl.com/ybgrjkxu






Interesting, observing the intersection
of video games, music, and the quality of the graphics are making
songs like this a thing.



Sort of like the original music videos,
without the weird director stuff.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2018 10:38 PM (8iiMU)

223 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2018 10:36 PM (HJhxx)

Ha!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:39 PM (90KoH)

224 We had some wildfires here in TN a few years back that wiped out a tourist town very quickly.

A hiker caught a video of some kids flicking matches prior to the massive burn in the adjacent Smokey Mountain Nat'l Park where the fires started and they actually ID'd the "kids" (16 and 17 years old).

They were area LEOs kids so the law did nothing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 10:39 PM (DEzr3)

225 Joe Bastardi, the world's best weather man says bundle up, well, that's not a quote. But if your curious and he has pictures and graphs to help Morons our winter in his mind is right here: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y83o785k

Yes, it says August but I've read his tweets and he's double downed on it.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 10:39 PM (FOeaV)

226 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:35 PM (90KoH)

It's settled science, don't question us!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 10:39 PM (n9EOP)

227 Bifurcate, Bicarbonate, Boofed


Verb conjugation is a hobby of mine.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 10:39 PM (dczB+)

228
Her Grace had to peruse all the content in the previous thread. It killed Chrome. Killed it dead. Had to terminate it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 10:40 PM (NMAzL)

229 Bifurcate, Bicarbonate, Boofed
Verb conjugation is a hobby of mine.
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 10:39 PM (dczB+)


Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 10:40 PM (t+qrx)

230 Rush spends a lot time in california, and a caller one day called him on it. Just like these talk radio hosts like hannity and gallagher, who bitch about taxes then live in Screw York

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:41 PM (Ae45Z)

231 What's it like to have snow. I mean, REAL SNOW? We don't get snow in Seattle. If we do, it's a couple inches, everyone freaks out, and it's gone in an instant.

What is real snow like?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 10:36 PM (PkVlr)

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I grew up in Chicago. Snow was mostly a heavy PITA you had to shovel or snowblow. Other than that, it was just something that happened on days ending in Y in the Winter.

I'm now in Atl, which means snow is a day or two off work.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 10:42 PM (ffYR/)

232 Tammy I doubt if the native tribes in Cali were stupid enough to kill the forests by lack of management.

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Don't know about California injuns. But in the Rockies, they'd take a circuit that lasted a few generations and torch big chunks of forest as they moved along, so they'd be back to healthy growth by the time they returned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 10:42 PM (5aX2M)

233 Jesus Christ, CA has only been settled by people with an actual written language for a couple hundred years; how does anyone fucking know the fires are any worse than they were a thousand years ago?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:35 PM (90KoH)

Imported eucalyptus trees for starters. Living torches.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2018 10:42 PM (fZ7Wr)

234 What is real snow like?
Posted by: Nurse ratched
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Lovely, when viewed through triple glazed picture window, sipping mulled wine, or hot buttered rum.

Other than that, a giant PIA. Pic from our guest bedroom window, a couple of years ago:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y85o86jl

Nature always stands ready to kill you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:42 PM (CDGwz)

235

Atlanta is taking a stand against puppy mills by banning dog and cat sales at pet shops.

Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms signed legislation Wednesday banning the sales in the city. The law wouldn't affect licensed breeders, only pet stores that sell dogs and cats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 10:43 PM (aKsyK)

236 I'm now in Atl, which means snow is a day or two off work.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 10:42 PM (ffYR/)

Indeed, we'll shut down the whole state and have a party.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 10:43 PM (dczB+)

237 The grits - I wouldn't have voluntarily eaten them, had my Pear not hand-prepared them especially for me. They aren't visually appealing. However, they were tasty enough to have a full serving. Buttery, and there is just a hint of grit in the middle.
Now I feel like I can appreciate "My Cousin Vinny" all the more. These are 28-minute grits.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 15, 2018 10:43 PM (NMAzL)

238 wife is watcing the packers. i'm not. background noise for me. joe buck has to be violating some fcc rule. damn, what an annoying little fucker. his mommy should have swallowed that one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

239 While old, I can't truly appreciate the transgressiveness of Peanuts as its debut was before my time. I never really got why Snoopy was so cool when he seemed mean to Charlie to me.

But I thought the article was interesting as I certainly never considered the art form vs craftmanship of the comic strip.

Commercialization of comic strips doesn't bother me. Except maybe for the shame of liking Garfield when I was young.

Posted by: Iris at November 15, 2018 10:44 PM (6lKe4)

240 Pretty good ball game on---FAU vs North Texas. North Texas was up 17 points, but FAU just scored to go ahead 21-20.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 15, 2018 10:44 PM (hjaPQ)

241 What is real snow like?

If you're working it sucks because every other asshole in the area is trying to get to work late because it's snowing.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 10:45 PM (K22Va)

242 Grits go well with eggs over easy and bacon.

Or if one has a sensitive tummy they rest easy.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 10:45 PM (FOeaV)

243 Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms signed legislation
Wednesday banning the sales in the city. The law wouldn't affect
licensed breeders, only pet stores that sell dogs and cats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 10:43 PM (aKsyK)

Lance Bottoms?
Wut?

Posted by: Shep! at November 15, 2018 10:45 PM (8iiMU)

244 Oh sure, blame it all on the bloody Eucalytus trees.

Posted by: A Eucalyptus Tree Who's Tired of This Shit at November 15, 2018 10:45 PM (HJhxx)

245 These are 28-minute grits.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 15, 2018 10:43 PM (NMAzL)

There is no other kind!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 10:45 PM (n9EOP)

246 Snow is something that needs to die in a fire.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:45 PM (lwiT4)

247 I've read that the Native Americans (feather not dot) did in fact practice forest management where they lived, including controlled burns.

So it's really a form of chauvinism to say that it was pure virgin untrammeled wilderness before the white man arrived.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

248 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1063155505324007425

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1063155603303006210

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1063155698366906370

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1063155794022223872

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1063155892785463297

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2018 10:46 PM (0Ntuf)

249

If you've got a young child in your life, chances are they like to make slime.

Now they're going to be able to eat it too.

JELL-O Edible Slime stretches and feels firm if you squeeze it, but will also pour and drip like a liquid. The Unicorn Slime has a strawberry flavor, so after the kids are done playing with it, they can eat it.

Parents and children just add water to a pre-made mix to create the slime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 10:46 PM (aKsyK)

250 This ONT was very thoughtful of WeirdDave. Just Sayin....

Posted by: literally serious at November 15, 2018 10:47 PM (1hhNr)

251
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 15, 2018 10:43 PM (NMAzL)

Quaker makes pretty good instant grits. Just be sure you get the original flavor.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 10:47 PM (dczB+)

252 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1063155989409607681

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1063156082686783490

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1063156174525267968

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1063156310156472321

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1063156408210866179

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2018 10:47 PM (0Ntuf)

253 So what would be a good ONT snack?

Crackers with Gif peanut butter?

Some Giffy Pop?

Posted by: Miklos, having munchies again at November 15, 2018 10:47 PM (zCyNd)

254 Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2018 10:42 PM (fZ7Wr)

Fair enough, but do they have them in NorCal? I didn't realize they could handle the cold.

The fires are killing more people because the population has increased so much, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:47 PM (90KoH)

255 246, grammie: I was just telling the hubby we need to move to a nice conservative state that has snow in winter.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 10:47 PM (4lu7W)

256 I never thought Charlie Brown was funny or that interesting

*twitch*

I gotta go 4chan on this one -
>be me, age 6, Massachusetts
>the third country I'd been dragged to, fourth if you count Portugal visits
>didn't understand America; was just learning to read
>didn't understand all these kids around me
>didn't understand much of anything
>neighbors had these cartoon books
>they explained childhood

Also, in hardcover, there were Charlie Brown's Super Book of Questions and Answers. Yeah, Schulz didn't have much to do with those, other than pocket the royalties. Still. Those were some excellent introductions into biology, astronomy, and more.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 10:48 PM (ykYG2)

257 I've read that the Native Americans (feather not dot) did in fact practice forest management where they lived, including controlled burns.

True. I didn't get this Brazilian in a barber shop.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at November 15, 2018 10:48 PM (HJhxx)

258 Snow is something that needs to die in a fire.

Hat tip, but I don't like snakes so I'm staying here.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 10:48 PM (K22Va)

259 50 Gillum gained 45,000 votes from "found votes" in Broward County. A machine recount netted him ONE vote.

You gonna trust a machine or ME?!
Posted by: Brenda Snipes



I'm coming Miss Snipes and I have more ballots for you! Look to the skies for I will be upon my mighty Flamingo!!!

Posted by: A Magical Alpaca in Mystical Florida at November 15, 2018 10:48 PM (WNAuL)

260 #224 Arsonists don't stop. A teenage one is real scary.

Posted by: torabora at November 15, 2018 10:49 PM (4uTNr)

261 >>>California utilities to do fire hazard mitigation?

they did on the ranch i grew up on. pg&e would sub out the small stuff and their own crews would do the large stuff on the back of the property.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 10:49 PM (9ORmh)

262 we need to move to a nice conservative state that has snow in winter.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 10:47 PM (4lu7W)


Conservative, I can see. But why would anyone voluntarily seek snow??

Snow makes me seriously crazy.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:49 PM (lwiT4)

263

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SNOW ACTUALLY DOES DIE IN A FIRE!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 15, 2018 10:49 PM (aKsyK)

264 Pretty huge that we held governorships of Florida , Georgia, and Ohio. Dems have to be miserable over that

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:50 PM (Ae45Z)

265 The fires are killing more people because the population has increased so much, too.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Development. Same reason that hurricane damage numbers are so huge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:50 PM (xSo9G)

266 Public schools, colleges, universities closed tomorrow. UC Davis has been closed all week. The air quality is dangerous from the smoke from the Camp Fire. No relief is expected until Tuesday! Visibility is about 2 blocks. Truly apocalyptic over here. Like Beijing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 15, 2018 10:50 PM (EZebt)

267 Rush spends a lot time in california, and a caller one day called him on it. Just like these talk radio hosts like hannity and gallagher, who bitch about taxes then live in Screw York
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:41 PM (Ae45Z)

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Uummm...Rush began in radio in Sacramento. I'm sure he has family or friends still there. Hannity acknowledges that he is living in enemy territory, because millions/year. Says when he can, he is out. Tough to be a Fox host from Oklahoma or Texas.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 10:50 PM (ffYR/)

268 I just fueled up my utterly ancient yet perfectly functional blowsnower for the coming dawn...

And I used one of those wonderful new EPA-approved spouts on my fuel can... You know, the ones that don't leak and stop the flow of fuel when the tank is full... It's like magic! Made in Canadia, too!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 15, 2018 10:50 PM (CLcKT)

269 never have too much snow

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 10:50 PM (MTjB1)

270 How about the homeless illegal who started the fire in napa valley

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:51 PM (Ae45Z)

271 Bifurcated ONT...

me-OW!

Posted by: Kyrsten Sinema at November 15, 2018 10:51 PM (w+Ped)

272 never have too much snow

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 10:50 PM (MTjB1)



I can't even.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:52 PM (lwiT4)

273 How about the homeless illegal who started the fire in napa valley
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:51 PM (Ae45Z)



He's starting the fires that Americans won't start.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2018 10:52 PM (HJhxx)

274

With me, it's real grits or nothing at all. Instant grits are terrible, and quick grits not much better. I want the real, cook me long time grits.

And since this was Her Grace's first taste, I wanted to do it right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 10:52 PM (NMAzL)

275 I'd like lots of snow on the mountains. Don't really need it down here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 10:52 PM (ykYG2)

276 Y5!

Check email

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 15, 2018 10:53 PM (c1nDO)

277 With me, it's real grits or nothing at all. Instant grits are terrible, and quick grits not much better. I want the real, cook me long time grits.


Are your grits MAGIC grits?

Posted by: Vinnie Gambini at November 15, 2018 10:53 PM (HJhxx)

278 Point of order on legal distinction: all pyromaniacs are arsonists, but not vice versa. Arson for profit or terrorism is usually treated more harshly than pyromania.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 10:53 PM (5aX2M)

279
Gifs are the Red Poison injected by the notorious commie WeirdDave.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 10:54 PM (LsBY9)

280 bth.......Thanksgiving?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 15, 2018 10:54 PM (c1nDO)

281 Now I feel like I can appreciate "My Cousin Vinny" all the more. These are 28-minute grits.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 15, 2018 10:43 PM (NMAzL)

===

I fell in love with grits when I did student exchange in h.s. They sent me to Birmingham AL.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 15, 2018 10:54 PM (EZebt)

282 I'd like lots of snow on the mountains. Don't really need it down here.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 10:52 PM (ykYG2)


So you're a NIMBY type then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2018 10:54 PM (HJhxx)

283 you know, bifurcating the ont is like driving a wedge between "re" and "tard."

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 10:54 PM (MTjB1)

284 And since this was Her Grace's first taste, I wanted to do it right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 10:52 PM (NMAzL)


Good on ya'!
I'm partial to cheese grits myself. You might want to give her a taste of those as well!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 10:54 PM (n9EOP)

285 bifurcate: a word of unknown etymology.

https://www.etymonline.com/

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 15, 2018 10:54 PM (o7l6R)

286 I knew someone with True Grits.

Posted by: Mattie Ross at November 15, 2018 10:54 PM (5xuaW)

287 He's starting the fires that Americans won't start.

If he only had a job with the fire department...

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 15, 2018 10:54 PM (Tyii7)

288 Crocodile tears for Malibu. Any abortion clinics burn down?

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:55 PM (Ae45Z)

289 Pretty good ball game on---FAU vs North Texas. North Texas was up 17 points, but FAU just scored to go ahead 21-20.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 15, 2018 10:44 PM (hjaPQ)



Just a matter of time before Joey Freshwater gets to a FCS team again.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 10:55 PM (OMsf+)

290 WmDS - sure, I'd love to visit. Let me know time / space / what to bring along. same 'zimriel' email

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 10:55 PM (ykYG2)

291 At the airport, waiting to fly to Malta on a 4 day pass. I figure it'll be warm, have the ocean nearby and tons of history packed within walking distance, so it should be perfect.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 15, 2018 10:55 PM (ijaC6)

292 Arson for profit or terrorism is usually treated more harshly than pyromania.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Hmm. So a Pro Arsonist would be well served by establishing a reputation as a pyromaniac?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 10:56 PM (xSo9G)

293 It's a movie starring Nicholas Cage!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2018 10:25 PM (CRRq9)

The other night my son wanted to watch the worst movie on Netflix. Our choice: "Dog Eat Dog" starring Nicholas Cage and Willem Dafoe.

Wow, what a stinking pile. When Cage's acting isn't the worst aspect of a movie, you know you've reached the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 15, 2018 10:56 PM (LMcFk)

294 Calm good point on hannity. But do you thinks its hypocritical for conservative to live in high tax socialist cities?

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:56 PM (Ae45Z)

295 At the airport, waiting to fly to Malta on a 4 day
pass. I figure it'll be warm, have the ocean nearby and tons of history
packed within walking distance, so it should be perfect.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 15, 2018 10:55 PM (ijaC6)



Jealous, I am.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2018 10:56 PM (lwiT4)

296
No serenade, no fire brigade, just the pyromania.
What do you want? I wanna rock 'n' roll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjcjpQzceQ

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 10:56 PM (NMAzL)

297 I love snow, but I have never had to do all the grunt work or drive in it.

My job is to provide food, beverage and warm fragrant bare breasts for the post-shoveling reward period.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 10:57 PM (90KoH)

298 270 How about the homeless illegal who started the fire in napa valley
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:51 PM (Ae45Z)


They're starting the fires that Americans won't start.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

299 Pacific Gas and Electric is fucked.


Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (xPl2J)
Nope. Gov Moonbeam signed a bill sticking it to the Cali rate payers to cover PIGGY's problems. I think it was in '16 or '17.

Posted by: Grannymimi at November 15, 2018 10:57 PM (u5LFV)

300
Imported eucalyptus trees for starters. Living torches.

Posted by: Beartooth


All imported by Trump!!1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 10:57 PM (LsBY9)

301 291. Have a good time sounds cool. Big air battles in malta for world war 2

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:58 PM (Ae45Z)

302 298. Spot on brother

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:58 PM (Ae45Z)

303 260 #224 Arsonists don't stop. A teenage one is real scary.

Posted by: torabora at November 15, 2018 10:49 PM

.....

The were described as "kids fooling around with matches".

16 and 17 years old. We had been on a state wide burn ban for 3 months because it hadn't rained in 5 or 6 months. They were in a somewhat remote part of the Smokies an hour to hour and a half drive from their residences.

There was no doubt in my mind they were there to set fires.

Those fires killed a lot of people. I was pretty sick about the DA not doing jack-squat about it, but he balked saying that it was federal land, so they had the jurisdiction.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (DEzr3)

304 W

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

305 D

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

306 S

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

307 !

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

308 I have excellent computer capable equipment; only about two years old.

But I'm in a foreign country which only has six - count em': six - lines in and out.

Question to self: am I interested enough in ONT content (there's that word again!) to bookmark the page for viewing next time I rotate out on field leave?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (o7l6R)

309 With me, it's real grits or nothing at all. Instant grits are terrible, and quick grits not much better. I want the real, cook me long time grits.

And since this was Her Grace's first taste, I wanted to do it right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 10:52 PM (NMAzL)


When I come to visit y'all, I want shrimp and grits!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

310 291. Have a good time sounds cool. Big air battles in malta for world war 2
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:58 PM (Ae45Z)


Big Ottoman siege in Malta. 1565.

Ottomans lost, but barely.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (HJhxx)

311 WeirdDave, I have a reasonably modern system with Win 8.1, FF, cable modem that I use for streaming daily.

And today alone, AoS has 'hung' on me at least 3 times, including your gif thread below. If I had to guess, it's due to cherry py. I've customized scripts and ads to get the blog to run reasonably well on my system.

So your rant that it's the dummy users with THEIR ancient alien gods tech that prevents you from giffing away, that just ain't fair. In fact, it's the tech savvy users that blew up most of the original features of the comment system, making Pixy reduce it to a skeleton of itself. fwiw.

If the site wasn't my favorite, I'd quit the place. I adapt. I overcome. The juice is worth the heat.

And I thank you for your efforts.

Posted by: GunBreed at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (Z4rgH)

312 Eucalyptus trees are a treasured aspect of California's rich flammable tapestry of bio-diversity.

Posted by: Koalas for KamalaPAC at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (zCyNd)

313 Grits, I cook you long time.

Posted by: Thai hooker at November 15, 2018 11:00 PM (aKsyK)

314 I've read that the Native Americans (feather not dot) did in fact practice forest management where they lived, including controlled burns.

So it's really a form of chauvinism to say that it was pure virgin untrammeled wilderness before the white man arrived.
Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

This isn't the book thread but read the book 1491. It gives a very different view of the Indians in the new world. Spoiler, they basically terra formed both North and South America.

The follow on book, 1493 shows the transfer of plants across the globe.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2018 11:00 PM (QWpu1)

315 "Dear God, where did all those foot stools come from?"

Posted by: Tales of Fort St. Elmo at November 15, 2018 11:00 PM (HJhxx)

316 Also, in hardcover, there were Charlie Brown's Super Book of Questions and Answers. Yeah, Schulz didn't have much to do with those, other than pocket the royalties. Still. Those were some excellent introductions into biology, astronomy, and more.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 10:48 PM (ykYG2)


Somewhere, I have The Gospel According to Peanuts.

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 11:00 PM (4HMW8)

317 I've read that the Native Americans (feather not dot) did in fact practice forest management where they lived, including controlled burns.

So it's really a form of chauvinism to say that it was pure virgin untrammeled wilderness before the white man arrived.
Posted by: rickl

Ohio was mostly red oak forest when the white guys showed up. That was the result of subsistence farming and burning off the forest to make new farmland when they exhausted the farmland they were using.

So the red oak forests were the result of all the Indian burning. For centuries. My nephew, who studied this in college, told me this.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 11:01 PM (S6Pax)

318 >>When I come to visit y'all, I want shrimp and grits!

We need to go to Myrtle Beach, or around in Horry county, and let you experience a shrimp-o-bog.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 11:01 PM (NMAzL)

319 Ottomans lost, but barely.
Posted by: Cicero
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That's why we have this nude fat guy sitting on us. Kinda disgusting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 11:01 PM (xSo9G)

320 230 Rush spends a lot time in california, and a caller one day called him on it. Just like these talk radio hosts like hannity and gallagher, who bitch about taxes then live in Screw York
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:41 PM (Ae45Z)

Rush's show is syndicated by Premiere Radio Networks whose HQ is in LA (Sherman Oaks). I always assumed his LA visits were business-related. And he doesn't seem to spend that much time there compared to South Florida.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:02 PM (w+Ped)

321 Calm good point on hannity. But do you thinks its hypocritical for conservative to live in high tax socialist cities?
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 10:56 PM (Ae45Z)

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Given his job, and the staff and access to people he needs to do it well, no.

In a general sense, a fair number of commentors here live in blue cities/states. They do so because career, family, or just the fact that it is their home. So, no on hypocrisy there too.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 11:02 PM (ffYR/)

322 I missed a Falcon 9 launch this afternoon while I was at work. It was successful.

You can tell it was successful because you didn't see it on the news. If it blew up, it would have been the lead story.

It was the second flight for this booster and it landed safely on the droneship. It was less than three years ago that the first booster landed successfully. Today? Routine. Ho hum.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 11:03 PM (sdi6R)

323 Eucalyptus trees are a treasured aspect of California's rich flammable tapestry of bio-diversity.
Posted by: Koalas for KamalaPAC

Those are stupid imports brought in to cover the land where redwoods used to grow, and were all cut down.
Redwood was used for millions of houses for clapboard siding. Redwood was just great for that.

They out to burn them out and replant redwoods.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 11:03 PM (S6Pax)

324 That's why we have this nude fat guy sitting on us. Kinda disgusting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 11:01 PM (xSo9G)


The Ottomans today are a pale shadow of their glory days. Back then a fat naked guy would never get away with that kind of shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2018 11:03 PM (HJhxx)

325 318 >>When I come to visit y'all, I want shrimp and grits!

We need to go to Myrtle Beach, or around in Horry county, and let you experience a shrimp-o-bog.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 11:01 PM (NMAzL)


I'm in!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2018 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

326
Ohio was mostly red oak forest when the white guys showed up. That was the result of subsistence farming and burning off the forest to make new farmland when they exhausted the farmland they were using.

Then they got replaced by white oaks by racist settlers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 11:03 PM (LsBY9)

327 Rush spends a lot time in california, and a caller one day called him on it. Just like these talk radio hosts like hannity and gallagher, who bitch about taxes then live in Screw York
Posted by: Jonah at N




so what is your objection to them residing somewhere with high taxes?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

328
Southern breakfasts are heaven on Earth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 11:04 PM (LsBY9)

329 Ohio was mostly red oak forest when the white guys showed up.


.....

White guys weilding herring, no doubt.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:04 PM (DEzr3)

330 Where is an acceptable place for a conservative to live?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:05 PM (aKsyK)

331 Trying to watch the GIFs, but load time is still a thing. (Not complaining, because once loaded they play okay.)

I've made many GIFs over the years, mostly small and few frames, using my own software. Just recently, I used gif.com and created a GIF from the video of Hillary bus crashing in the parking garage. (Link in nic. Run to see it ICYMI)

That site didn't ask me about re-sizing or frames per second or any other mod, just "from here to here" in the video, and zap. I was surprised how big the final file was.

So, I think a lot of modern GIFs are made that way, big size, many frames, and so long load times. Many could be better.

Posted by: bifurcated mindful webworker - technically squeaking at November 15, 2018 11:05 PM (kxbgi)

332 I am tired of all of this. None of it will ever get any better. All of it will get worse.

I do not see the point. Perhaps those of you wiser than I--which is most of you--can see a point in the distant future where sanity is the order of the day.
I don't see that here, on this planet. I do not see how it can possibly get better, yet I see a thousand paths were it can get worse.
Seriously, it's all going to end badly. Again...what is the point?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2018 11:05 PM (l9m7l)

333 That's why we have this nude fat guy sitting on us. Kinda disgusting.

You know what you really want.

Posted by: Lena! at November 15, 2018 11:05 PM (ykYG2)

334 What this whole conversation about comic strips makes me realize is that I don't remember when I stopped reading them. It's been at least several years and I used to really enjoy it. But I stopped subscribing and never looked back....

Posted by: Iris at November 15, 2018 11:05 PM (6lKe4)

335 Here's a fun one: the worst fire in CO history was started by a forest Ranger who claimed it was an accident, but actually did it to put it out and "be a hero." I got to go through my second evacuation for that monster blaze. 120,000 acres, dozens of homes, thousands of evacuations, millions upon millions of dollars in property loss and firefighting costs.

Because the little bitch was a federal worker, the judge let her off easy - 12 years. Then, a liberal judge overturned that on appeal. She served two or three years. *spit*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 11:05 PM (5aX2M)

336 I think I've furcated a bi woman before .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 15, 2018 11:06 PM (2DOZq)

337 These are the interesting times that Chinese guy talked about.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:06 PM (aKsyK)

338 There was a time when forests here in the Northeast were burnt, not only to clear the land for the plough, but also just for the ashes -- to make soap!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 15, 2018 11:06 PM (CLcKT)

339 291
At the airport, waiting to fly to Malta on a 4 day pass. I figure it'll
be warm, have the ocean nearby and tons of history packed within walking
distance, so it should be perfect.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 15, 2018 10:55 PM (ijaC6)

Malta Meal in the snack bar.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2018 11:06 PM (8iiMU)

340 324 That's why we have this nude fat guy sitting on us. Kinda disgusting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 11:01 PM (xSo9G)

The Ottomans today are a pale shadow of their glory days. Back then a fat naked guy would never get away with that kind of shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2018 11:03 PM

I work with a couple of Turkish officers, and they are very proud of their history. The Turkish government invests quite a bit of money into former Ottoman countries to maintain monuments and such.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 15, 2018 11:06 PM (ijaC6)

341 I do not see the point. Perhaps those of you wiser than I--which is most of you--can see a point in the distant future where sanity is the order of the day.
I don't see that here, on this planet. I do not see how it can possibly get better, yet I see a thousand paths were it can get worse.
Seriously, it's all going to end badly. Again...what is the point?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2018 11:05 PM (l9m7l)

.....

He is coming back. All will be made right.

Stay true to your principles and do what is right. This world is a trial.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:07 PM (DEzr3)

342 RIP Roy Clark

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 11:07 PM (Ae45Z)

343 The snow GIFs are spot on today's as the weather dudes completely missed out on our freezing rain and snow here in little ol' Souther Indiana. Doggah appreciates it though..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 15, 2018 11:07 PM (+ldAm)

344 I just googled shrimp bog recipe. Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2018 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

345 There was a great line of Ray's from Everybody Loves Raymond, when Ray found out he would be part of a Civil War battle reenactment, but that he would be playing the part of a Confederate soldier.

"Robert, ya gotta get me outta this. I can't eat grits and say 'y'all'!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:07 PM (miE9U)

346 And today alone, AoS has 'hung' on me at least 3 times, including your gif thread below. If I had to guess, it's due to cherry py. I've customized scripts and ads to get the blog to run reasonably well on my system.


Posted by: GunBreed at November 15, 2018 10:59 PM (Z4rgH)

Cherry Py runs on the server. It only creates the page that is sent to your browser. To speed posts up, Minx would have to use javascript or iframes to create a thumbnail/gallery type thing for images and videos.

Don't hold your breath.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:08 PM (w+Ped)

347 341. Well said bitter

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 11:08 PM (Ae45Z)

348 I get to have Thanksgiving this year with an actual family. It's been many years. I'm very thankful and grateful. But I'm still very disappointed in all of you....

Posted by: literally serious at November 15, 2018 11:08 PM (1hhNr)

349 I don't see that here, on this planet. I do not see how it can possibly get better, yet I see a thousand paths were it can get worse.
Seriously, it's all going to end badly. Again...what is the point?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Your life is precious, like everyone's life should be. Your life, my life has intrinsic value of its own. It is a precious gift from the Creator.
Our struggles here on this broken world are just a pale shadow of the future new life.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 11:08 PM (S6Pax)

350 Deplorable Ian, I hear the Malta Milk is especially tasty ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:08 PM (miE9U)

351 Howdy, Emmie!

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 11:08 PM (SzQWn)

352 293 The other night my son wanted to watch the worst movie on Netflix. Our choice: "Dog Eat Dog" starring Nicholas Cage and Willem Dafoe.

Wow, what a stinking pile. When Cage's acting isn't the worst aspect of a movie, you know you've reached the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Average Guy


They were in another movie together, Wild At Heart (1990) with Laura Dern, who had one memorable line --

"I'm hotter than Georgia asphalt." mmmhmm.

2 out 5 stars

Posted by: GunBreed at November 15, 2018 11:09 PM (Z4rgH)

353 Quaker makes pretty good instant grits. Just be sure you get the original flavor.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 10:47 PM (dczB+)

Publius would not tolerate this. Were I to bring instant grits into the house, it could be a deal-breaker.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 15, 2018 11:09 PM (NMAzL)

354

Southern breakfasts are heaven on Earth.

Yes. Yes, they are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 11:09 PM (HaL55)

355 Willem Dafoe was in John Wick.

To this day, when I see him, I think of Platoon.
Great movie. I can still enjoy it even after all these years of crazy Charlie Sheen...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:09 PM (miE9U)

356 335. Same thing happened near Flagstaff. Female forest worker started fires on purpose

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 11:10 PM (Ae45Z)

357 Also, videos, at least, should not load completely until you click on them. GIFs load completely right away. I think.

With Opera browser, a GIF on a page, but which is not currently on-screen, is inactive. Not sure all browsers are that smart.

/end tech-o-babble

Posted by: bifurcated mindful webworker - technically squeaking at November 15, 2018 11:10 PM (kxbgi)

358 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2018 11:05 PM (l9m7l)

The point is for you to find what brings you joy, and not focus on the rest.

Your point in particular is to create art. And observe all the beauty in the world... its natural beauty ( which TN is full of), the beauty of the sunrise, sunsets, kittens, babies giggling... none of which costs a dime and all of which is manna for one's soul.

Ignore politics and paint, dear one.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:10 PM (90KoH)

359 Southern breakfasts are heaven on Earth.

Yes. Yes, they are.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Breakfasts in China are something quite opposite. The Chinese have a strange notion of what makes a good breakfast.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 11:10 PM (S6Pax)

360 Mila Kunis has been known to start random forest fires, just on account of being so hot... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:10 PM (miE9U)

361 Where is an acceptable place for a conservative to live?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:05 PM (aKsyK)

Anywhere they want.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 15, 2018 11:11 PM (2DOZq)

362 Saw platoon on opening night in 1986. Lew me away. So real

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 11:11 PM (Ae45Z)

363 china sucks

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

364 >> I just googled shrimp bog recipe. Oh. My. God.

Every year years ago, we used to go to a state Farm Bureau convention that was held in Myrtle Beach area, and the first night opener was a big Shrimp-O-Bog. Giant cauldrons of shrimp bog. And pots of plain boiled shrimp as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 11:11 PM (NMAzL)

365 Jonah, I loved it too. Was blown away. Also one of the very few movies I've ever seen on a HUGE screen with complete surround sound, and surrounded by a packed audience. We were all blown away.

I remember how excited I was when I found it on sale at Target, on VHS, for $30. Picked up that baby fast.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:12 PM (miE9U)

366 I have a feeling that line of logic doesn't account for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 10:28 PM (5aX2M)

Unfortunately, Satan protects his own spawn.

Posted by: Grannymimi at November 15, 2018 11:12 PM (u5LFV)

367 349. Also well said . Great to see good believers here tonight

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 11:12 PM (Ae45Z)

368 blown away! blown away!
"qdpsteve's phrase of the day"...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:12 PM (miE9U)

369 It's the phrase that pays!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:13 PM (miE9U)

370 I wonder what Maxine Water's Hair's bedtime is? One of my favorite parts of the day is her deranged postings about Foaddy-Fi. I love this place.

Posted by: jmel at November 15, 2018 11:14 PM (OeWgo)

371 Full metal jacket was rough also

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 11:14 PM (Ae45Z)

372 Willem Dafoe was in John Wick.
-----------

heh. I saw Dafoe in 'The Loveless'. Quite possibly the worst 'film' ever made. I also suspect that I am the only one who saw it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 11:14 PM (CDGwz)

373 Night all

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 11:14 PM (Ae45Z)

374 It's the phrase that pays!
Posted by: qdpsteve at N



well, that certainly raises all sorts of questions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:14 PM (MTjB1)

375 Y5! BRAVO

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 15, 2018 11:14 PM (c1nDO)

376 So what would be a good ONT snack?



Crackers with Gif peanut butter?



Some Giffy Pop?





Posted by: Miklos, having munchies again at November 15, 2018 10:47 PM (zCyNd)

Ha! Good to see you, Miklos - I saw that your name dropped off the list of top sockpuppeteers, and I was concerned.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 15, 2018 11:14 PM (NMAzL)

377 Jonah, true.
FMJ raised the bar for Vietnam movies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:14 PM (miE9U)

378 Check email
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at N




there was no check there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)

379 WDS, how was Italy?

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 11:15 PM (SzQWn)

380 So your rant that it's the dummy users with THEIR ancient alien gods tech that prevents you from giffing away, that just ain't fair. In fact, it's the tech savvy users that blew up most of the original features of the comment system, making Pixy reduce it to a skeleton of itself. fwiw.


I'm not bitching about the users. I'm bitching about the bitching. I have a really basic computer on my desk at the office. It can't run some stuff that I take for granted on my home system. But I know that, so when it happens, my reaction is "oh, right, can't do that here". I'm not going to bitch about it, because I know the fault is wit my computer, not with someone who developed a program that requires a better one. Gifs, embedded tweets and videos are basic elements of the internet, it's not like I'm trying to get them to render the graphics from RDR2 or something.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2018 11:15 PM (JP6CH)

381 Southern breakfast....mmm.

Biscuits 'n gravy. Pretty sure that's what they serve in heaven, along with think cut bacon, cheese grits, hash brown casserole, fried apples, eggs over easy, and JFG coffee (black).

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:15 PM (DEzr3)

382
RIP Roy Clark.

Dueling banjos. Roy and Buck Trent squared off on Hee Haw one time. Note this is two banjos, not the usual banjo vs. guitar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8rUZfQJjPY

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 11:15 PM (NMAzL)

383 Night, Jonah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 11:16 PM (5aX2M)

384

Breakfasts in China are something quite opposite. The Chinese have a strange notion of what makes a good breakfast.

I've heard similar things about the British, too.

Many's the time I've regaled the Horde with the tale of Aunt Lilly (a hunting buddy's great aunt) who'd get up around 0400 and start cooking our breakfast. The heavenly smell would get us up, no alarm needed.


It was a big ol' table so full of eggs, bacon, sausage, biscuits, gravy, coffee and our previous day's rabbit fried up like chicken. We ate like we'd be walking in fields all day long. Damn, that lady could cook.

Good times.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 11:16 PM (HaL55)

385 Y5! BRAVO
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at N



thank you, thank you. you are too kind.


you should know that i have figured out how to do the whole westminsterdogshow but am not doing it out of consideration for everyone here who is hanging out on their granpads and jitterbugs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:17 PM (MTjB1)

386 Unfortunately when I see Dafoe all I can see is his cross dressing role in Boondock Saints. That was one ugly human.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 15, 2018 11:17 PM (2DOZq)

387 WDS, how was Italy?
Posted by: Infidel at N



you should be asking italy how wds was. you have noticed that since she got back they have been making noise about leaving the eu.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:18 PM (MTjB1)

388 God, I had to leave Platoon during the scene where the guy is beating the crippled retarded guy. Ran outside and threw up. Didn't see the rest.

Upsets me still, just thinking about it. Brains flying all around, jeebus.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:18 PM (90KoH)

389 I remember that YD.........*>spit as well. Wasn't there some thing about a break up with a "girlfriend" as well?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 15, 2018 11:19 PM (c1nDO)

390 Y5, lol. I been busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 11:19 PM (SzQWn)

391 388 God, I had to leave Platoon during the scene where the guy is beating the crippled retarded guy. Ran outside and threw up. Didn't see the rest.

Upsets me still, just thinking about it. Brains flying all around, jeebus.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:18 PM (90KoH)

That scene is rough.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:21 PM (w+Ped)

392 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:15 PM (DEzr3)

Sounds like a Cracker Barrel Old Timers breakfast!

I don't like gravy, grits, cornbread, OR sweet tea.

Go on ahead and try to take my Southern Card, I dare ye.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:22 PM (90KoH)

393 We used to have biscuits and gravy with fried fish my brother and I caught at sunrise, eggs and oj with my grandpa on Vashon Island. Best grandpa ever

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 11:22 PM (PkVlr)

394 Hi Infidel!

Hi Emmie!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 15, 2018 11:22 PM (c1nDO)

395 Hurricane season isn't over until the end of November...

Just sayin'!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 15, 2018 11:23 PM (CLcKT)

396 Platoon was my least favorite 'Nam film. The part where all the dinks turn out to be chorus girls, who sing the whole Star Wars Christmas Special backward? Who needs it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical ballls at November 15, 2018 11:23 PM (H5knJ)

397 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:22 PM (90KoH)

I don't understand sausage gravy, but, also, not from the south.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:23 PM (w+Ped)

398
Sawmill gravy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 11:24 PM (NMAzL)

399 Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:21 PM (w+Ped)

It sure is.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:24 PM (90KoH)

400 I don't like gravy

...

I don't understand these words in this combination.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:25 PM (DEzr3)

401 Sounds like a Cracker Barrel Old Timers breakfast!

I don't like gravy, grits, cornbread, OR sweet tea.

Go on ahead and try to take my Southern Card, I dare ye.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:22 PM (90KoH)

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I'm 50% with you. I like the gravy on biscuits, and cornbread done right. No use for grits and sweet tea.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 11:25 PM (ffYR/)

402 Had sausage gravy on biscuits with my company on Sunday am. yum.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 11:25 PM (SzQWn)

403 @258 Thank you. I will try.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2018 11:25 PM (l9m7l)

404 Infidel....awesome!

Looks like you have been very busy. Hope things are going okay!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 15, 2018 11:25 PM (c1nDO)

405 cross dressing role in Boondock Saints. That was one ugly human.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 15, 2018 11:17 PM (2DOZq)

Wasn't he cross dressing in "The Last Temptation of Christ"?

Posted by: Average Guy at November 15, 2018 11:26 PM (LMcFk)

406 I don't like gravy .

Burn the witch!

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2018 11:26 PM (QWpu1)

407 Not really, but heads up and one foot in front of the other.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 11:26 PM (SzQWn)

408 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 15, 2018 11:19 PM (c1nDO

--------

Ex-husband. Terry The Bitch Barton initially claimed she was burning letters from the guy, and accidentally started it that way.

Later investigators and interrogators ascertained that this was bullshit. That she did it on purpose so she could put it out and be a big hero. Total psycho dumbass.

They made a shady deal with her to get sentenced by the judge, because a jury would've thrown the whole damn book at her, and she was one of their own.

Then they shipped out another judge on appeal who overturned the original judge on an even shadier conflict-of-interest justification (he had been evacuated lime everyone else in the middle of the state).

The whole thing just reeked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 11:27 PM (5aX2M)

409 Had sausage gravy on biscuits with my company on Sunday am. yum.
Posted by: Infidel
-----------

Kinda rough way to treat company.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 11:27 PM (xSo9G)

410

I don't understand sausage gravy, but, also, not from the south.

Hmm, usually it's the red-eye gravy that non-Southerners don't get. Who makes gravy with coffee? Why, we do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 11:27 PM (HaL55)

411 We used to have biscuits and gravy with fried fish
my brother and I caught at sunrise, eggs and oj with my grandpa on
Vashon Island. Best grandpa ever

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 11:22 PM (PkVlr)


Did you ever read Onions in the Stew by Betty MacDonald? It is about her living on Vashon Island during WW2. Her husband worked for Boeing.

She also wrote The Egg and I, about being a farm wife on a chicken farm above Port Orford in the early 30's

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2018 11:27 PM (mUa7G)

412
Your point in particular is to create art. And observe all the beauty in the world... its natural beauty ( which TN is full of), the beauty of the sunrise, sunsets, kittens, babies giggling... none of which costs a dime and all of which is manna for one's soul.

For some reason that sentence reminded me of Edward G. Robinson's final scene in Soylent Green.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:28 PM (aKsyK)

413 Sorry, meant @358.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2018 11:28 PM (l9m7l)

414 why eat grits when you can make hash browns? grits, we used that shit for machining delicate metal parts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

415 she loved it. She also has a great place for target practice.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 11:29 PM (SzQWn)

416 398
Sawmill gravy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Everytime I see this term, I think:
A: What makes gravy "sawmill"?
B: of my father in law complaining that Cracker Barrel's sawmill gravy tastes like it's made with real sawdust

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 15, 2018 11:29 PM (ijaC6)

417 Autocucumber:

Shipped = shopped

Lime = like

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 11:29 PM (5aX2M)

418 Hmm, usually it's the red-eye gravy that non-Southerners don't get. Who makes gravy with coffee? Why, we do.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 11:27 PM (HaL55)

Just googled that. Sounds awesome.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:29 PM (w+Ped)

419 Oh, and Korean breakfast can include rice, kimchi soup and some sort of noodle or stewed seaweed dish.

Nom nom nom.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2018 11:30 PM (mUa7G)

420 I was the last democrat swinging some real meat that found its way into a woman...!

Posted by: LBJ at November 15, 2018 11:30 PM (yhf6w)

421 you have to wonder how many morons are stuck on the gif thread trying to comment.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:30 PM (MTjB1)

422
She also wrote The Egg and I, about being a farm wife on a chicken farm above Port Orford in the early 30's
Posted by: Kindltot


Living next door to Ma and Pa Kettle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:31 PM (aKsyK)

423 Just googled that. Sounds awesome.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:29 PM (w+Ped)

---------

It is, over fresh baked biscuit halves.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 11:31 PM (ffYR/)

424 yeah asians have no idea what the fuck breakfast is supposed to be. more like lunch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:31 PM (MTjB1)

425 Evening ONT'ers. The bifurcated thread does not bother me. I clicked on the sidebar link about Brazil's new foreign minister. Sounds like a true Moron, in the good sense of the word.

And in the sidebar to the Grauniad story, is a link to a story about Alberta's rat patrol, whose task it is to keep Alberta rat-free. And they get 'er done. Alberta has zero breeding populations of rats. That is a big deal, you know. And they have a photo of the head rat hunter, taken in the town of Langdon. I know folks from Langdon. Nice little place, now sadly becoming a bedroom community to Calgary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2018 11:31 PM (fDU8w)

426 420 I was the last democrat swinging some real meat that found its way into a woman...!
Posted by: LBJ at November 15, 2018 11:30 PM (yhf6w)

Piker.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at November 15, 2018 11:31 PM (w+Ped)

427 I don't like gravy .

Is English your second language? Because that phrase doesn't make any sense. Is it a direct translation of an idiom from your native language? What does it mean?

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2018 11:32 PM (JP6CH)

428 403 @258 Thank you. I will try.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2018 11:25 PM (l9m7l)

Biggest takeaway there is to focus only on things that make you happy, or at least make you feel better. Give a bare minimum of attention to anything else.

And appreciate the heck out of whatever you come across that does that for you. Savor it at night. Go over your day and instead of focusing on the bad, latch on to everything/the one thing that was good and think about how much you appreciate that.

You get more of what you focus on, my son, so focus on the GOOD.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:32 PM (90KoH)

429

Just googled that. Sounds awesome.

It goes great over a big ol' slice of breakfast ham.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 11:32 PM (HaL55)

430 Sausage gravy (sawmill style) on biscuits....yes please
Red eye gravy with country ham n biscuits....I believe I will
White pepper gravy on chicken fried steak....uh, extra, yes
Brown gravy on mashed taters....bring it, leave the gravy boat
Turkey gravy on, well, your entire Thanksgiving meal..o yeah

Gravy as a beverage. Sure, why not.

Leftover sawmill gravy for wall spackle....excellent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:33 PM (DEzr3)

431
It is, over fresh baked biscuit halves.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 11:31 PM (ffYR/)

It's going on my must-try list next to shakshuka.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:34 PM (w+Ped)

432 Kindlot

I will look it up! My grandfather homesteaded on Vashon. Thank you!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 11:34 PM (PkVlr)

433 you happy, or at least make you feel better. Give a bare minimum of attention to anything else.

And appreciate the heck out of whatever you come across that does that for you. Savor it at night. Go over your day and instead of focusing on the bad, latch on to everything/the one thing that was good and think about how much you appreciate that.

You get more of what you focus on, my son, so focus on the GOOD.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at N



going to be a lot of porn watching there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:34 PM (MTjB1)

434 sawmill gravy can be used for plumber's putty.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

435 Snow flurries in North Georgia.

It's really cold here, too, but all we're getting is rain.
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (dczB+)

Alla samey here in Alberta. Light rain, just above freezing. I'll take it, thanks. You don't have to shovel rain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2018 11:35 PM (fDU8w)

436 334 What this whole conversation about comic strips makes me realize is that I don't remember when I stopped reading them.

Iris, I quit comic strips for the most part around 2004, when I dumped my local rag subscription. I followed a couple of them online for a while, but it wasn't the same. No big loss I guess.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2018 11:35 PM (Z4rgH)

437 110 Say, do we have any Morons in the Phoenix area? I'm going to be there Thanksgiving week.

You'll discover the answer within the first five minutes of driving here...

Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at November 15, 2018 11:35 PM (3pGfC)

438 408
Ex-husband. Terry The Bitch Barton initially claimed she was burning letters from the guy, and accidentally started it that way.

Later investigators and interrogators ascertained that this was bullshit. That she did it on purpose so she could put it out and be a big hero. Total psycho dumbass.

They made a shady deal with her to get sentenced by the judge, because a jury would've thrown the whole damn book at her, and she was one of their own.

Then they shipped out another judge on appeal who overturned the original judge on an even shadier conflict-of-interest justification (he had been evacuated lime everyone else in the middle of the state).

The whole thing just reeked.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 11:27 PM (5aX2M)



Government employees really do seem to believe that they should not be bound by the same laws as we peasants. And they close ranks to protect their own.

You want a civil war? This is how you get a civil war.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

439 going to be a lot of porn watching there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:34 PM (MTjB1)

Watching' porn here, Boss!

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:36 PM (w+Ped)

440 Y'all crack me up. Gravy just doesn't do much for me.

It is probably more accurate to say that I prefer to eat the things that one usually puts gravy on with All The Butter.

Mashed potatoes? BUTTER, and some Moar Butter.

Biscuits? Butter with a side of butter, please.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:36 PM (90KoH)

441 everyone in phoenix is a moron but only a couple of them hang out at the hq.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)

442 so you know if Trump would give me a 00 designation I will take care of the fence climbers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:38 PM (MTjB1)

443 440: tammy, sound like our daughter. "i'll have butter with a side of butter, please." never touched gravy in her life.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

444 >>I don't like gravy, grits, cornbread, OR sweet tea.

I'm going to pretend I didn't read that...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 11:38 PM (NMAzL)

445

BALTIMORE (AP) - A man laced the atmosphere of a Baltimore theater with menace when he began shouting "Heil Hitler! Heil Trump!" during intermission of a classic play set in a Jewish village in czarist Russia. The patron's pro-Nazi and pro-Trump outburst during a Wednesday night production of "Fiddler on the Roof" sent panicked people running for the exits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:38 PM (aKsyK)

446 Butter is good.

It can make all the food the doctor says you should eat good if you will simply boil the ever-living sh*t out of it, toss it with a stick of butter and salt and pepper the hell out of it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:39 PM (DEzr3)

447 chavez, she sounds like a sensible young lady!




Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:39 PM (90KoH)

448 by gravy y'all mean some sort of sauce made from cooked meat and flour and not cum, right?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:39 PM (MTjB1)

449 All this breakfast food talk, and nary a mention of avocado toast.

Posted by: Miklos,, unsurprised at November 15, 2018 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

450 447: yes, she is.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 11:39 PM (KP5rU)

451 Yankeefifth

Really?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 11:40 PM (PkVlr)

452 Crossing the streams. Hash browns and gravy is a favorite dish.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2018 11:40 PM (QWpu1)

453 Really?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at N



shouldn't you be getting spanked somewhere?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:41 PM (MTjB1)

454 449 All this breakfast food talk, and nary a mention of avocado toast.
Posted by: Miklos,, unsurprised at November 15, 2018 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

Avacado toast is not a thing.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:41 PM (w+Ped)

455 Okay, here's a question for the Horde that I wouldn't ask anywhere else, because I know you guys will have the correct answer:

Does anyone know what specifically caused Melania Trump to demand Mira Ricardel's removal from the WH?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:41 PM (miE9U)

456 Crossing the streams. Hash browns and gravy is a favorite dish.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2018 11:40 PM (QWpu1)

It's people like you what cause poutine.

Posted by: Miklos, taking a pass at November 15, 2018 11:41 PM (zCyNd)

457

Yes to the butter.

Tami, one can also put the butter in with the gravy. Luv that on mashed potatoes.

And biscuits are the best vehicle for butter known to man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 11:41 PM (HaL55)

458 I am looking up corn pone recipes.

Odd that so many of them are actually my cornbread recipe without baking soda

Guess I will have to try spooning that on top of a pot of stew to see what it does.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2018 11:41 PM (mUa7G)

459 Biggest takeaway there is to focus only on things that make you happy, or at least make you feel better. Give a bare minimum of attention to anything else.

And appreciate the heck out of whatever you come across that does that for you. Savor it at night. Go over your day and instead of focusing on the bad, latch on to everything/the one thing that was good and think about how much you appreciate that.

You get more of what you focus on, my son, so focus on the GOOD.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:32 PM (90KoH)

Rons would be smart to listen and put this wise advise into practice. Y'all may even attract something beautiful and new into your lives.

No not porn and no fapping methods, both of which people need to quit cold turkey.

Posted by: literally serious at November 15, 2018 11:42 PM (1hhNr)

460 445

BALTIMORE (AP) - A man laced the atmosphere of a Baltimore theater with menace when he began shouting "Heil Hitler! Heil Trump!" during intermission of a classic play set in a Jewish village in czarist Russia. The patron's pro-Nazi and pro-Trump outburst during a Wednesday night production of "Fiddler on the Roof" sent panicked people running for the exits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:38 PM (aKsyK)


"Pro-Trump?"

*cough* bullshit *cough*

Ten million quatloos says it was an SJW drama queen.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 11:43 PM (sdi6R)

461 No not porn and no fapping methods, both of which people need to quit cold turkey.
Posted by: literally serious at N




who goes to the internets for masturbation methods?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

462 Avacado toast is not a thing.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:41 PM (w+Ped)

Excellent news.

*takes swig of vodka from the breakfast bottle*

Posted by: Miklos, carbo loading at November 15, 2018 11:43 PM (zCyNd)

463 I had a dish at a Tex-mex place the other day that was an avocado, cut in half, stuffed with chicken and cheese, breaded and deep fried.

It was pretty damned good.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:44 PM (DEzr3)

464 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2018 11:38 PM (NMAzL)

Oh, and pimento cheese.

OTOH, I do love collard greens ( I really love a mix of mustard and turnip greens the best) ham biscuits, cheese straws, filed peas, fried chicken.

And a big pot of pinto beans and ham hocks with a side of fried potatoes and onions is my idea of heaven.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:44 PM (90KoH)

465 wifes brother always has fresh shrimp. never have we had to endure grits with them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 11:44 PM (KP5rU)

466 Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 11:43 PM (sdi6R)

Who would try that in Baltimore? Hell, I'm surprised they would even allow a production of Fidder on the
Roof in the first place.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 15, 2018 11:45 PM (w+Ped)

467 Say, do we have any Morons in the Phoenix area? I'm going to be there Thanksgiving week.
Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 10:17 PM (4HMW

There's a bunch of them: Phoenixgirl, Osprey, Cannibal Bob, Tilikum, and Blanco Basura, to name a few. Some of them mostly lurk, now. I am usually there January through March myself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2018 11:45 PM (fDU8w)

468 Biscuits 'n gravy. Pretty sure that's what they serve in heaven, along with think cut bacon, cheese grits, hash brown casserole, fried apples, eggs over easy, and JFG coffee (black).
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:15 PM (DEzr3)

===

And raisin toast with blackberry jam.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 15, 2018 11:45 PM (EZebt)

469

Ack! I stabbed my hand making avocado toast!

Posted by: Joy Behar at November 15, 2018 11:45 PM (NMAzL)

470 Thank you for the bifurcation, WD. I don't think I could handle all those gifs.

Posted by: Surfperch's Phone at November 15, 2018 11:45 PM (gh7cp)

471 #70 #BREAKING: Officials say at least 631 people are missing in deadly Camp Fire in Northern California; death toll at 63
Pacific Gas and Electric is fucked.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (xPl2J)

They should countersue the shit out of the state for not allowing brush clearance, logging, and controlled burns.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 11:45 PM (Evws/)

472 Does anyone know what specifically caused Melania Trump to demand Mira Ricardel's removal from the WH?

-------

My (vague) understanding is that Melania was pissed off at her for short-sheeting her staff on arrangements for travel, accommodations, security, etc. It sounded to me like the lady had a bone to pick with FLOTUS, and was being passive aggressive about it, and maybe just pushed it too far.

Or maybe her husband asked her to provide a justification for him to release an unwanted employee. Who knows?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 11:46 PM (5aX2M)

473 cheese straws, filed peas, fried chicken.

What do you file peas under?

Posted by: Miklos, butter bean counter at November 15, 2018 11:46 PM (zCyNd)

474 Yankeefifth,

Probably need a spanking.

I've been baaaaaad

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 11:46 PM (PkVlr)

475 Does anyone know what specifically caused Melania Trump to demand Mira Ricardel's removal from the WH?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:41 PM (miE9U)


Rumor is that there is resistance to Melania's choices for personal staff and it might come from that area and be ascribed to personal animus.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2018 11:46 PM (mUa7G)

476 lol, baltimore? it was fiddy cent on the roof

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

477 And biscuits are the best vehicle for butter known to man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 11:41 PM (HaL55)

A great sourdough boule is mighty good with butter!

But I would not complain about a biscuit hot out of the oven!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 15, 2018 11:47 PM (wYseH)

478 Ack! I stabbed my hand making avocado toast!
Posted by: Joy Behar at November 15, 2018 11:45 PM (NMAzL)


Then Joy licked her own blood, and LOVED the flavor. She couldn't stop it! She bled herself dry and full and dry again over and over and over, licking and tasting and swallowing and licking again!! It went on for days and days!!!

And that's how Joy Behar became a vampiress... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:47 PM (miE9U)

479 And biscuits are the best vehicle for butter known to man.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 11:41 PM (HaL55)

Ain't they just?

My most favorite dessert lately is biscuits with butter and blackberry jam, lawsy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:47 PM (90KoH)

480 need a spanking.

I've been baaaaaad
Posted by: Nurse ratched at N




we're here for you

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)

481 I asked publius what kind of cheese you put in cheese grits. He said, "Shredded." "Yes, but what kind?" "I dunno, CHEEEEESE!"
I can't even. Help me!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 15, 2018 11:47 PM (NMAzL)

482 Corn on the cob.

I'm just sayin', it was born for butter baby!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:48 PM (DEzr3)

483 Posted by: Miklos, butter bean counter at November 15, 2018 11:46 PM (zCyNd)

Good lord! FIELD peas, sorry about that!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:48 PM (90KoH)

484 did you see how ricardel dressed? no way melania was going to let that hot mess interfere with her glitzkrieg.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:48 PM (MTjB1)

485 Miley,

It's just cheese. All cheese is medium cheddar

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 11:49 PM (PkVlr)

486 nobody in the "press" was interested in melania before, so, fuck them now. hillary fired and destroyed more peoples' careers the first day than melania ever will. white house travel staff?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 11:49 PM (KP5rU)

487 "I dunno, CHEEEEESE!"
I can't even. Help me!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 15, 2018 11:47 PM (NMAzL)

Use Cheetos. Play dumb. He'll get right.

Posted by: Miklos, kitchen disciplinarian at November 15, 2018 11:49 PM (zCyNd)

488 Put some of Y5's "gravy" on it and I re know you'll have de-filed peas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:50 PM (DEzr3)

489

A new study suggests a majority of women who date men really like a guy with with facial hair ... but not too much.

The study surveyed about 8,500 women.

Researchers found a majority of the women preferred men with 10 days' worth of facial hair growth, which they described as "light to heavy stubble."

Next in order of preference were men with full beards, then those with light stubble.

Men who were clean-shaven were ranked as the least attractive by study participants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:50 PM (aKsyK)

490 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 15, 2018 11:47 PM (wYseH)

Oh now you've took and done it. I was just telling mama the other day I was craving some good CA sourdough.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:50 PM (90KoH)

491 A great sourdough boule is mighty good with butter!

But I would not complain about a biscuit hot out of the oven!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 15, 2018 11:47 PM (wYseH)

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Top those 4 biscuit halves with sausage gravy, and you will have a ribsticker of a breakfast that will last you until dinner.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 11:50 PM (ffYR/)

492 she looks hideous.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 11:51 PM (SzQWn)

493 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 11:50 PM (DEzr3)

LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:51 PM (90KoH)

494 I'd read that the row between Ricardel and the First Lady started over seating on an aircraft on her recent trip to Africa...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 15, 2018 11:51 PM (CLcKT)

495 Men who were clean-shaven were ranked as the least attractive by study participants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:50 PM (aKsyK)

Beards have their uses.

Posted by: Clean-shaven Barry O at November 15, 2018 11:51 PM (zCyNd)

496 Men who were clean-shaven were ranked as the least attractive by study participants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at N



say what you will but the guys shaving their balls are only doing it for other guys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

497 We must all be spanked!

Posted by: Zoot at November 15, 2018 11:53 PM (Evws/)

498 Why? Because almost every other comic strip was either an old-fashioned joke factory (Nancy), or a low-budget-looking action-violence movie in storyboard form (Steve Canyon).

In Peanuts, all you had were these plainly drawn children, in a plainly drawn setting, discussing things like philosophy... yearnings... depression... emotions... failure... all the "big topics."

It wasn't just about the punchlines, although Schulz did try to deliver on those as well, at least some of the time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 10:34 PM (miE9U)

Actually, those old adventure-serial comics, like Steve Canyon and Terry and the Pirates, were very well drawn, probably better than most superhero comics. The faces of the characters, both the heroes and the baddies, had character.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2018 11:54 PM (fDU8w)

499 I do not even understand how a woman as unkempt and completely lacking in polish as that woman is, got anywhere near being an assistant to a FLOTUS.

Any FLOTUS, let alone a model and NY socialite married to a fucking billionaire.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:54 PM (90KoH)

500 29 deg. and windy outside. Bitter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 11:55 PM (CDGwz)

501 And then the oral sex!

Posted by: Zoot at November 15, 2018 11:55 PM (Evws/)

502 Heh.

Ricadel was born Mira Radielovic (Croatian).

Looks like she irritated the wrong Slovene.

Posted by: Miklos, from the North Balkans at November 15, 2018 11:55 PM (zCyNd)

503 Men who were clean-shaven were ranked as the least attractive by study participants.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:50 PM (aKsyK)

------

Meh. I shave. Always have, because I don't want to look like a Moslem.

Then, every low-t hipster homo grew out their facial hair and started oiling it up with boutique products from Birchbox for "Men" as a way to divert attention from their femininity, and provided extra incentive for me to shave daily.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 11:55 PM (5aX2M)

504 489
Men who were clean-shaven were ranked as the least attractive by study participants.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:50 PM (aKsyK)


So much for American men circa 1910-1970.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 11:55 PM (sdi6R)

505 Don't be bitter, Mike. There's nothing you can do about the weather.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 11:55 PM (Evws/)

506 never too much snow or cold.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

507 I'm not usually the most up to date with technology but even I can deal with the GIFs. Love the cat ones, BTW. Got rid of the string and dixie cups a couple of years ago.

I do remember when 300 baud and an acoustic coupler was hot stuff and there was one nasty printer that did 100 baud. God! There was time for a short beer waiting for each page to finish. It would have been quicker to use clay tablets.

Posted by: JTB at November 15, 2018 11:56 PM (758Rh)

508 I used to have a Steve Canyon lunch box.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:56 PM (aKsyK)

509 I do like stubble, but you need to be smooth shaven under certain circumstances IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:56 PM (90KoH)

510 Geez. I thought you meant 'shaven balls' when discussing 'clean shaven' and a poll/study about attractiveness!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 11:57 PM (Evws/)

511 Miley,



It's just cheese. All cheese is medium cheddar

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 11:49 PM (PkVlr)

Thank you for breaking the code.
Now I have another question. I was looking at a recipe for Cajun fried chicken. You mix the dry spices and a few drops of hot sauce and spread them over the cut-up chicken pieces. They can sit in the fridge for a day, to penetrate the meat. Then this recipe says to place those pieces into a fresh bowl and pour a cup of buttermilk over them. Then take them out of the buttermilk, place in a new bowl and toss with flour.
My question is this - what's the point of essentially rinsing them in buttermilk?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 15, 2018 11:57 PM (NMAzL)

512 AOP, true, they were very well-drawn.

A lot of people don't know, Schulz and Stan Lee were contemporaries and, I believe, friends (at least professionally).

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:57 PM (miE9U)

513 i shave when i feel like it. give a shit what the fuck is the style this morning. fuckin g.q. homos.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

514 never too much snow or cold.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

This.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2018 11:58 PM (QWpu1)

515

A great sourdough boule is mighty good with butter!



But I would not complain about a biscuit hot out of the oven!


Funny you should mention sourdough bread. B'Gal mentioned that she'd never eaten it before, so I got a small loaf from the Publix bakery. She didn't care for it much, but I thought it was pretty good. First time I'd had their sourdough bread.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 11:58 PM (HaL55)

516 485 Miley,

It's just cheese. All cheese is medium cheddar
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 11:49 PM (PkVlr)


All cheese is Tillamook Medium Cheddar.

Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2018 11:59 PM (Vb4BV)

517 Also, if you've read about Charles Schulz as I have, and seen some of his personal sketches, particularly the ones he did in the 1940s...

Schulz could draw *very* realistically, and in the style of the classic action comics. He also praised those artists' abilities, when he taught art classes off and on throughout the 1970s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2018 11:59 PM (miE9U)

518 nobody in the "press" was interested in melania before, so, fuck them now. hillary fired and destroyed more peoples' careers the first day than melania ever will. white house travel staff?
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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My favorite Clinton WH figure is Craig Livingston. No one knows who hired him, it seems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 15, 2018 11:59 PM (CDGwz)

519 Heh, Lou Grant on Gunsmoke.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 11:59 PM (SzQWn)

520 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 15, 2018 11:57 PM (NMAzL)

Damn coonasses got it backwards. Must be some fucked up ancient Frog bullshit.

You soak it in the buttermilk overnight, or at least for a few hours.

Season the flour with the spices.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2018 11:59 PM (90KoH)

521 never too much snow or cold.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

-----------

Ehhh, I grew up in Chicago. Had enough. Enjoy it it in your place though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 12:00 AM (ffYR/)

522 Miley,

The buttermilk sticks to the seasoned flour, then the new flour sticks to the buttermilk.

Make sure your oil is the right temp. I


Mmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 12:00 AM (PkVlr)

523 Is the sky still blue, I haven't seen it in over a week?

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch, Inhaling an Unhealthy Amount of the Oaken Goodness at November 16, 2018 12:00 AM (gh7cp)

524 My question is this -- what's the point of essentially rinsing them in buttermilk?
It removes the tannin.
.
.
Actually, I don't know but that sounds good, right?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 12:00 AM (Evws/)

525 514; snow and cold keeps the riff raff from taking over your town. they move on to warmer pastures after the first subzero windchills around here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:00 AM (KP5rU)

526 520: tammy has it right.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

527 Heh, Lou Grant on Gunsmoke.
I saw the old Commie in a Hallmark (style or original?) movie just yesterday. And, yes, he's still alive.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 12:01 AM (Evws/)

528 Love the GIFs. Made me laugh. Not a lot to laugh about here with the fires. Makes me miss tornadoes. At least those come and go.

Posted by: LadyTheo at November 16, 2018 12:01 AM (X+6iw)

529


Miley, so the flour will stick to it. That also might tone down the hot sauce a bit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2018 12:02 AM (HaL55)

530 Well, this is an odd ONT...

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 16, 2018 12:02 AM (d6Ksn)

531 have been trying to get Mrs. YankeeFifth to let me try my sleeping bags out on the deck but we have not had cold enough weather to get into an argument over it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

532
snow and cold keeps the riff raff from taking over your town. they move on to warmer pastures after the first subzero windchills around here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Yep, no riff raff in Chicago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 12:02 AM (aKsyK)

533 Buttermilk also gives it a little tang.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 12:03 AM (DEzr3)

534 Splunge,

Truer words have never been spoken

All hail Tillamook

You ever been to the factory?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 12:03 AM (PkVlr)

535 Low carb eating is especially challenging in the Bay Area. We have sourdough. Even the legendary Acme bakery offers a "Sweet Batard" and a "Sour Batard." Their New York Rye is just stunning. Then there's the Cranberry Walnut.

Argh, off to eat another sausage. At least I got a fresh shipment of the Cajun article from Louisiana today.

Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 12:04 AM (Vb4BV)

536 snow and cold keeps the riff raff from taking over your town. they move on to warmer pastures after the first subzero windchills around here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:00 AM (KP5rU)

I hoping this is the case for my home state of Montana.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 16, 2018 12:04 AM (QWpu1)

537 530: donna! damn straight. i'm about ready to check out for the night.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:04 AM (KP5rU)

538 534 Splunge,
Truer words have never been spoken
All hail Tillamook
You ever been to the factory?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 12:03 AM (PkVlr)


No, I didn't even know you could do that. Is it fun? Do you get lots of samples?

Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 12:04 AM (Vb4BV)

539 525
514; snow and cold keeps the riff raff from taking over your town. they
move on to warmer pastures after the first subzero windchills around
here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:00 AM (KP5rU)
Unfortunately, the riff raff in Madison sticks around.

I read the powers that be dumped a bunch of Syrian "refugees" in Idaho - way to punish the deplorables. Can't imagine they'll be happy with the climate there.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 16, 2018 12:05 AM (d6Ksn)

540 Heard from an FB friend, Cher is 'melting down' because of Trump's upcoming visit.

I responded, it isn't hard to make Cher melt down these days, as she's now mostly plastic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:05 AM (miE9U)

541 532: we aint as phisticated as chicago. pretty small demographic here to peddle guns and drugs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:05 AM (KP5rU)

542 And Miley, if you like a crispy crust that sticks to the chicken really well and forms a bond with the skin, then after you finish the breading process, leave it sitting on a wire rack for about 20-30 minutes before you fry it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 12:05 AM (DEzr3)

543 Splunge,

YES!!!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 12:05 AM (PkVlr)

544 Point of order on legal distinction: all pyromaniacs are arsonists, but not vice versa. Arson for profit or terrorism is usually treated more harshly than pyromania.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 10:53 PM (5aX2M)

If an arsonist starts a fire that causes a death, or more than one, that arsonist is guilty of murder, and regardless of motive, should be put to death by being soaked in gasoline, set alight, and then fed blazing through a wood chipper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:05 AM (fDU8w)

545 Upcoming visit to California, that is.

Also it's no wonder Cher is emotionally fragile anyway. She just celebrated her 93rd birthday... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:06 AM (miE9U)

546


I do chicken into flour (nekkid), then into egg/buttermilk dredge, back in the flour then into the frying pan.
Usually with just some salt, black and white pepper in the flour to taste.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2018 12:07 AM (HaL55)

547 snow and cold keeps the riff raff from taking over your town. they move
on to warmer pastures after the first subzero windchills around here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:00 AM


Nah... Then they just hunker down and call in reinforcements!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 16, 2018 12:07 AM (CLcKT)

548 set alight, and then fed blazing through a wood chipper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:05 AM (fDU8w)

Look, Mama! He's so sparkly!

Posted by: Miklos, with a look of innocent joy at November 16, 2018 12:07 AM (zCyNd)

549
I read the powers that be dumped a bunch of Syrian "refugees" in Idaho - way to punish the deplorables. Can't imagine they'll be happy with the climate there.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V


Somalis seem to have settled into Maine and Minnesota.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 12:07 AM (aKsyK)

550 Buttermilk will tenderize the chicken.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:07 AM (90KoH)

551 Looks like "The Connors" is going down in flames.

Not only has ABC only ordered ONE more episode for this season, but the cast is taking pay cuts.

"Only $89,000 an episode?!? I'll starve to death!!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:09 AM (miE9U)

552
e.g., i.e., fuck you


-- Ray "Bones" Barboni

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 12:09 AM (pNxlR)

553 Somalis seem to have settled into Maine and Minnesota.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 12:07 AM (aKsyK)
I knew about Minnesota (damn Scandi Vikings fans!), but not Maine.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 16, 2018 12:09 AM (d6Ksn)

554 Low carb eating is especially challenging in the Bay Area. We have sourdough. Even the legendary Acme bakery offers a "Sweet Batard" and a "Sour Batard." Their New York Rye is just stunning. Then there's the Cranberry Walnut.

Argh, off to eat another sausage. At least I got a fresh shipment of the Cajun article from Louisiana today.
Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 12:04 AM (Vb4BV)

Got that right Splunge. If I'm not buyin' it, I'm bakin' it (but not sourdough, yet). Average Wife is half Italian, so we also get a plethora of pasta. Fortunately I appear to be genetically blessed to handle a high-carb diet, but I do balance it out with plenty of protein and fats.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 16, 2018 12:09 AM (LMcFk)

555 Buttermilk also gives it a little tang.


Tang?

So that's how you make Orange Chicken!

Posted by: Miklos, third shift sous-chef at November 16, 2018 12:09 AM (zCyNd)

556 You're right, Donna. It is kinda weird to be discussing the weather on the ONT.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 12:09 AM (Evws/)

557
I knew about Minnesota (damn Scandi Vikings fans!), but not Maine.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V


And I forgot to mention Columbus, OH as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 12:10 AM (aKsyK)

558 You can also whip an egg into the buttermilk.

Also, add some celery seed to the spices in the flour.

Then one time you could brine your chicken in some pickle juice for a few hours. Garlic stuffed pickle juice is even better.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:11 AM (90KoH)

559 California utilities to do fire hazard mitigation?



they did on the ranch i grew up on. pge would sub out the small
stuff and their own crews would do the large stuff on the back of the
property.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 10:49 PM (9ORmh)

They did until the ecofascists and environazis screamed about the spotted owls and various other bugs, etc. Protect the wildlife!!!!!

Posted by: Grannymimi at November 16, 2018 12:11 AM (u5LFV)

560 Tang?

So that's how you make Orange Chicken!
Posted by: Miklos, third shift sous-chef at N




she meant whang

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)

561 If an arsonist starts a fire that causes a death, or more than one, that
arsonist is guilty of murder, and regardless of motive, should be put
to death by being soaked in gasoline, set alight, and then fed blazing
through a wood chipper.



Sounds good, I like spicy food!

Posted by: Woody Woodchipper at November 16, 2018 12:11 AM (0bu2O)

562 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:05 AM (fDU8w)

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Troof.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 12:11 AM (5aX2M)

563 You whip an egg in the buttermilk and drink it all up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 12:12 AM (aKsyK)

564 Most of the gifsd idn't work for me but the obes which did were good. The kitten with the toy soldiers is adorable, though, and I would like to have seen the surfing bird. Thanks, Weirddave

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:13 AM (AllCR)

565
They did until the ecofascists and environazis screamed about the spotted owls and various other bugs, etc. Protect the wildlife!!!!


Sure, then fry them to a crisp ... if you haven't pureed them in your windmills first.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 12:13 AM (pNxlR)

566 A statement from the Reaper...
I understand it appears as if I have been willfully negligent in my duties as of late, especially when it portends to aging politicians, John McCain being the exception. Allow me to ease your concerns. I have on the winter docket a strong harvest itinerary that is sure to be a crowd pleaser and a thinning of the herd not seen in years. I have coupled together illness, disease, accidents, and vengeance as my frontal assault leaves few standing in a shock and awe wave that rocks the very core of the elitist structure of government. Trust me...and you know you can. Have I ever NOT let you down?

Posted by: The Grim Reaper... at November 16, 2018 12:13 AM (yhf6w)

567 559 They did until the ecofascists and environazis screamed about the spotted owls and various other bugs, etc. Protect the wildlife!!!!!
Posted by: Grannymimi at November 16, 2018 12:11 AM (u5LFV)


Yup, I remember reading about this decades ago, that the green types had prevailed in their argument that the forest should be left alone to go through its normal cycle of accumulating dry ground brush and then burning every so often.

It has worked out about as well as the other ideas of the Left.

Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 12:13 AM (Vb4BV)

568 The Bay Area truly does have the best gawt damned sourdough in the world. Bar none.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:14 AM (90KoH)

569

OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo, although I could go for a midnight snack first. Y'all are just a terrible influence on me.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2018 12:14 AM (HaL55)

570 i live in a village of 2000. not a lot of opportunity for the shit you are all talking about. not a whole bunch of money to be made plying grievances here. nobody gives a fuck about your "grievances."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:14 AM (KP5rU)

571 Also, I am one of ten people on the East Coast who did not see "Frozen" (Cuts down on your Disney films when you don't have kids the correct age to see them) so I don't know what she's really supposed to be singing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:15 AM (AllCR)

572

Crisco, maybe a little pepper to make things frisky and go to it!

Posted by: The Chicken Fucker at November 16, 2018 12:15 AM (mlRfA)

573 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 12:12 AM (aKsyK)

No, damn it, that's for beer, not buttermilk.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:15 AM (90KoH)

574 chavez, you are in Nevada, correct?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:16 AM (miE9U)

575 not a whole bunch of money to be made plying grievances here. nobody gives a fuck about your "grievances."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:14 AM (KP5rU)

"Two lawyers can make a living in a town where one can't"

-Mark Twain

Posted by: Miklos, re-confliction expert at November 16, 2018 12:16 AM (zCyNd)

576 574: nope. bumfuck, wisconsin. voted 94% republican in the last election. our son lives in vegas. i'm a backwards, mouth breathing, redneck. i'm good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:18 AM (KP5rU)

577 chavez, also sounds nice (but cold). :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:19 AM (miE9U)

578 BALTIMORE (AP) - A man laced the atmosphere of a Baltimore theater with menace when he began shouting "Heil Hitler! Heil Trump!" during intermission of a classic play set in a Jewish village in czarist Russia. The patron's pro-Nazi and pro-Trump outburst during a Wednesday night production of "Fiddler on the Roof" sent panicked people running for the exits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:38 PM (aKsyK)

Anyone here willing to bet that the asshole is NOT a leftist?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:19 AM (fDU8w)

579 575: lawyers have all left town. couldn't make a fucking living here. damn shame.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:19 AM (KP5rU)

580 577; it's cold. but, i pick my battles.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:20 AM (KP5rU)

581 Anyone here willing to bet that the asshole is NOT a leftist?

*from Insty*

NEW: The man has been identified by Baltimore police as Anthony M. Derlunas, 59. AND GET THIS: He told police he was yelling "Heil Hitler, Heil Trump" because of his *hatred* for Trump. Said the last scene of the first act reminded him. (Also said he'd been drinking heavily.)

Posted by: Miklos, wager declined at November 16, 2018 12:21 AM (zCyNd)

582 Anyone here willing to bet that the asshole is NOT a leftist?Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:19 AM (fDU8w)


I'd be willing to out don money -if I had any-that he's not a Trump supporter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:22 AM (AllCR)

583 508 ... "I used to have a Steve Canyon lunch box."

Bertram, I had a Roy Rogers lunch box. Roy and Dale were on the lid and Nellie Belle the jeep was on the other side.

But Steve Canyon was a really cool comic strip along with The Phantom. My favorite was Prince Valiant: Viking ships, King Arthur, swords and axes, and Aleta was a hottie. Also, Prince Valiant had by far the best art work, especially the Sunday paper ones in color. That was some serious, detailed illustration.

Posted by: JTB at November 16, 2018 12:23 AM (758Rh)

584 All imported by Trump!!1!



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 10:57 PM (LsBY9)

Yup! Way back in the 1870's!

Posted by: Grannymimi at November 16, 2018 12:23 AM (u5LFV)

585 First?

Posted by: Roger Ramjet at November 16, 2018 12:23 AM (NtIho)

586 582-I see that he wasn't a Trump supporter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:24 AM (AllCR)

587 adios morons. be well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 12:24 AM (KP5rU)

588 Thank you all for the fried chicken tips. I can see that people have preferred methods. I enjoyed some Bojangles last week, and it was juicy and the flavor went right into the meat. I liked the idea of the dry rub, right on the skin, for 24 hours. But I'd expected that the spices would be in the buttermilk and it would marinate in that. I'm guessing that marinating too long in buttermilk would give the chicken a squishy texture.

The recipe I found had no egg at all.
I'm wondering if I could do the dry rub AND add spices to the flour, both. I like it hot.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 16, 2018 12:24 AM (NMAzL)

589 Somalis seem to have settled into Maine and Minnesota.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 12:07 AM (aKsyK)

Alberta has a bunch of the useless fuckers, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:26 AM (fDU8w)

590 Pssst - publius is in the other room, trying to get the TV box to work. I just wanted to tell you guys that he's adorable. Mum's the word.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 16, 2018 12:26 AM (NMAzL)

591 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 16, 2018 12:24 AM (NMAzL)

Of course you can. More spice is always best!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:28 AM (90KoH)

592 sent panicked people running for the exits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:38 PM (aKsyK)

Anyone here willing to bet that the asshole is NOT a leftist?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:19 AM (fDU8w)

------

This is why I'm afraid of crowds... I'm not afraid of some (probably fake) Nazi possible terrorist. I can probably handle him. If not, then oh well... it's been a good run anyway.

But a stampeding crowd? That's real danger. Just climb up on a seat, I guess. It's all you can do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 12:28 AM (5aX2M)

593 Also, I am one of ten people on the East Coast who
did not see "Frozen" (Cuts down on your Disney films when you don't have
kids the correct age to see them) so I don't know what she's really
supposed to be singing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:15 AM (AllCR)

I, too, am one of those ten people!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 16, 2018 12:28 AM (NMAzL)

594 You're right, Donna. It is kinda weird to be discussing the weather on the ONT.
Posted by: andycanuck
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Yeah, well, pretty windy and cold here. The power just did a reset.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:29 AM (CDGwz)

595 The spice would sit on top of the buttermilk if you did it that way, dry rub is probably fine, but I would think it'd make it tougher. I suppose it depends on the spices?

I'd say the hot sauce would give it the best flavor as far as penetrating the meat.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:30 AM (90KoH)

596 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 16, 2018 12:28 AM (NMAzL)


We can form a club. I don't even know the basic story except that it's about sisters and I guess they live someplace cold.. Can't even recall the last Disney film which I saw.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:32 AM (AllCR)

597 Read at FB that Jim "Can't Shut Up" Acosta is now whining like a miserable bitch at Twitter about how destroyed his career will now be, thanks to Trump having his sorry fudge-covered ass thrown out of the WH briefing room.

Here's really, really hoping that in 5 years he's homeless and living under a bridge, preferably one where he gets raped often by a murderous 400-pound tranny named "Tiny."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:32 AM (miE9U)

598 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 16, 2018 12:26 AM (NMAzL)

I always suspicioned he was adorable.

I'm guessing you are a perfect match!

God bless you both real good.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:32 AM (90KoH)

599
But a stampeding crowd? That's real danger. Just climb up on a seat, I guess. It's all you can do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
---------

Probably better to avoid the hajj at Mecca.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:33 AM (CDGwz)

600 I haven't seen Frozen either.

I admit I'm lonely and bitter enough to often feel like everything Disney is a giant club that I'm not allowed into.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:34 AM (miE9U)

601 188 Wild fires would be a very effective form of terrorism.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 10:32 PM (DEzr3)

The Japanese thought so in WWII. They sent fire balloons on the jet stream hoping to start wildfires in the Pacific Northwest/British Columbia/Yukon/Alaska and points east and south. .

Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2018 12:34 AM (MwFQu)

602 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:34 AM (miE9U)

Why?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:35 AM (90KoH)

603
Her Grace has given meaning to my life. She is the purpose of me.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at November 16, 2018 12:35 AM (NMAzL)

604 I'm gonna love him up real good, Tammy.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 16, 2018 12:37 AM (NMAzL)

605 Fenelon -Prayers needed for a second cousin, being ordained Sunday...as a Presbyterian.

I suppose it was inevitable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:37 AM (CDGwz)

606 She's singing "Let it go" as she eschews her old life for that of an ice witch. "Fuck it all" works both with the meter of the song and thematically with the subject.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2018 12:37 AM (JP6CH)

607 Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at November 16, 2018 12:35 AM (NMAzL)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:37 AM (90KoH)

608 I have a 4: year old granddaughter..... my vision of hell is being forced to watch " Frozen" for all eternity......

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 12:38 AM (ffWPP)

609 The Japanese thought so in WWII. They sent fire balloons on the jet stream hoping to start wildfires in the Pacific Northwest/British Columbia/Yukon/Alaska and points east and south. .
Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2018 12:34 AM (MwFQu)

I think they actually managed to start a few fires, but they never amounted to much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:38 AM (fDU8w)

610 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:37 AM (CDGwz)

Is your friend of the PCUSA or the more conservative branch=not that it matters to their sense of excitement.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:39 AM (AllCR)

611 Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at November 16, 2018 12:35 AM (NMAzL)

As God intended.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:39 AM (90KoH)

612 Tammy, good question :-)

I admit it goes way back. I got bullied and my parents' way of dealing with it, rather than teaching me to fight back, was to teach me to be avoidant.

So when I graduated HS and all the other kids got to go to Grad Night at Disneyland... my parents told me no, you can't go. (Didn't help that my crush in my senior year, who hated my guts, loved Disneyland and was going.)

Interestingly, since then, for whatever reason, whenever anyone in my family goes to DL, I don't get invited. Don't ask me why, my name just never comes up. It's weird but it happens. Even today, my 13-year-old niece would much rather go to Knott's than Disneyland. (Although I admit she's told me she'll go with me to either one, someday.)

Anyway, I admit a lot of it is leftover bitterness about high school and being unpopular with women. I know it's not rational.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:39 AM (miE9U)

613 609 The Japanese thought so in WWII. They sent fire balloons on the jet stream hoping to start wildfires in the Pacific Northwest/British Columbia/Yukon/Alaska and points east and south. .
Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2018 12:34 AM (MwFQu)

I think they actually managed to start a few fires, but they never amounted to much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:38 AM (fDU8w)

Godzirra!!!

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 12:40 AM (ffWPP)

614 Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2018 12:37 AM (JP6CH)

I'm sure that it worked wonderfully for people who had seen "Frozen"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:40 AM (AllCR)

615 See there what two Dixie cups and a string will getcha?

Good lord, I have no idea how that happened.

I'm sure user error had nothing to do with it,

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:41 AM (90KoH)

616 Weirddave-

Could you maybe do a bivalve ONT?

It is oyster season.

Posted by: Miklos, one mother of a shucker at November 16, 2018 12:42 AM (zCyNd)

617 I'm sure that it worked wonderfully for people who had seen "Frozen"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:40 AM (AllCR)

Did "Frozen" manage to properly explain how the Ice Age was a product of man-caused Global Warming?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:43 AM (fDU8w)

618 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:39 AM (miE9U)

No it's not rational, but the things that hurt the most seldom are.

Why don't you just carry your bad self to Disneyland, then??

I used to go by myself all the time. It's awesome.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:43 AM (90KoH)

619 Fuckin A. Y'all know that show Two and A Half Men?

I saw ads for this show for maybe fifteen years? It was on forever, I know that... I think it got canceled a couple years ago.

I just watched an episode for the first time. It was the entertainment equivalent of eating a light bulb full of muriatic acid and pigshit.

If this was that successful, something is very wrong.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 12:43 AM (5aX2M)

620 I think they actually managed to start a few fires, but they never amounted to much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------

I've always wondered why those mass candle-balloon events don't result in fires.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:44 AM (xSo9G)

621 It is oyster season.
Posted by: Miklos, one mother of a shucker at November 16, 2018 12:42 AM (zCyNd)

I thought you weren't supposed to eat oysters in months that have an "r" in them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:44 AM (fDU8w)

622 Tammy, no I could do that. I've considered it even.
As I said, it helps that my niece will go with me. I probably will eventually go with her, one of these days. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:46 AM (miE9U)

623 I thought you weren't supposed to eat oysters in months that have an "r" in them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:44 AM (fDU8w)

Not mountain oysters, silly.

Posted by: Miklos, mere minutes from the Big Water at November 16, 2018 12:47 AM (zCyNd)

624 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:37 AM (CDGwz)

Meant your second cousin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:47 AM (AllCR)

625 I've always wondered why those mass candle-balloon events don't result in fires.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:44 AM (xSo9G)

I guess because the balloon remains aloft until the candle goes out? And the descent time of the balloons is long enough for the smouldering ember of the wick to extinguish, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:47 AM (fDU8w)

626
Is your friend of the PCUSA or the more conservative branch=not that it matters to their sense of excitement.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Second cousin.
PCUSA

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:48 AM (xSo9G)

627 Yud, and now you understand why I have so little regard for Chuck Lorre, who became a billionaire selling that pigshit. I'm turned off from watching pretty much any of his shows forever because of it. When "Mom" turned out to actually have some shows with halfway decent plots, character and situations, and even some VALUES thrown in, I was shocked.

And then Lorre lectures about Trump on his stupid production card at the end. Just STFU, sleaze merchant.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:48 AM (miE9U)

628 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:46 AM (miE9U)

Teenagers prefer Knotts and Magic Mountain. They want coasters!

If I were still in your neck of the woods, I'd go with you. Maybe we can go next time I visit!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 12:48 AM (90KoH)

629 Not mountain oysters, silly.
Posted by: Miklos, mere minutes from the Big Water at November 16, 2018 12:47 AM (zCyNd)

Pro tip: avoid the Rocky Mountain clams.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:49 AM (fDU8w)

630 Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 12:38 AM (ffWPP)

I have heard from some people with grandchildren that their grandkids want to watch that movie all the time. I'm trying t figure out which Disney movie being seen all the time would be my version of hell but I can't recall any Disney films right now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 12:50 AM (AllCR)

631 Tammy, sounds great. I'm in! :-) You have my email address right?

And, I can understand preferring Knott's. It's not nearly as huge (or expensive) as Disneyland, it's closer to me, parking is less of a hassle, and you can do enjoy most of what it offers in just one day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:50 AM (miE9U)

632 I guess because the balloon remains aloft until the candle goes out? And the descent time of the balloons is long enough for the smouldering ember of the wick to extinguish, too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I suppose.

At any rate, now I need to try and find the details on the Jap 'terror' balloons.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:50 AM (xSo9G)

633

Steve, you just need to brush up on your inorganic chemistry.

Then manufacture a metric shit-ton of explosives, set your charges, and blow every one of them motherlovers straight to Hell.

Ugghhhh, some people might find it a wee bit extreme. As an alternative I suppose you can just go with your niece sometime...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2018 12:50 AM (UFLLM)

634 Second cousin.
PCUSA
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:48 AM (xSo9G)

Could be worse. Could be CPUSA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 12:51 AM (fDU8w)

635 Just woke up from a nap and discovered ont squared. So math. I will go back to sleep. I hate math beyond add, subtract, multiple, divide. See you on the sunny side.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 16, 2018 12:51 AM (tCvhJ)

636 Second cousin.
PCUSA

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:48 AM (xSo9G)

Worse than Whiskypalian?

Posted by: Miklos, agnostic on this topic at November 16, 2018 12:51 AM (zCyNd)

637 Here's Acosta's execrable tweet that I saw on FB:

"The revocation of my White House press credential not only destroys my ability to perform my current job; it will follow me for the rest of my career. My reputation and my future career prospects have all been significantly harmed"

Excuse me while I roll on the floor laughing at this idiot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:53 AM (miE9U)

638 In Vino, no it sounds great. Now all I need is the address of that girl who rejected me back in 1983... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:53 AM (miE9U)

639 Second cousin.
PCUSA

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:48 AM (xSo9G)

Worse than Whiskypalian?
Posted by: Miklos
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You got me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:54 AM (xSo9G)

640 Miklos: what's Sarah Palin got to do with any of this? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:54 AM (miE9U)

641 608
I have a 4: year old granddaughter..... my vision of hell is being forced to watch " Frozen" for all eternity......

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 12:38 AM (ffWPP)
I feel the same way about "Madagascar." The first time I saw it with my little niece and nephew, I thought it was cute. Not after they wanted to watch it for the 100th time.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 16, 2018 12:54 AM (d6Ksn)

642 Now all I need is the address of that girl who rejected me back in 1983... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:53 AM (miE9U)

So you want Big Mike Avenatti to pay a little visit, eh?

Posted by: Miklos, just guessing at November 16, 2018 12:55 AM (zCyNd)

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2018 12:55 AM (UFLLM)

644 Miklos, I hear he's hard up for money these days :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:55 AM (miE9U)

645 The show that I and my sisters drove my parents crazy with?

"The Brady Bunch." Now that I'm older I can understand better...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:56 AM (miE9U)

646 489

A new study suggests a majority of women who date men really like a guy with with facial hair ... but not too much.

The study surveyed about 8,500 women.

Researchers found a majority of the women preferred men with 10 days' worth of facial hair growth, which they described as "light to heavy stubble."

Next in order of preference were men with full beards, then those with light stubble.

Men who were clean-shaven were ranked as the least attractive by study participants.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:50 PM (aKsyK

- study of women's preferences
- believing what women say instead of their actions

Reverse that order and that is what women really prefer.

Posted by: literally serious at November 16, 2018 12:56 AM (nMXlE)

647 Geeze. Both the dog and cat are nagging me to call it a night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at November 16, 2018 12:57 AM (CDGwz)

648 Thanks for the tip, qdp.

Chuck Lorre.

Note: Avoid Chuck Lorre like he was a plague-rat. That was... awful. Normally when I see a crappy sitcom, I just change it. But this thing was like a head on train crash I couldn't look away from. I actually wanted every single character to be horsewhipped.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 12:57 AM (5aX2M)

649 "The revocation of my White House press credential not only destroys
my ability to perform my current job; it will follow me for the rest of
my career. My reputation and my future career prospects have all been
significantly harmed"
Unfortunately, it doesn't - he's a "martyr" on the Left and will undoubtedly get a nice book deal and offers elsewhere. Being anti-Trump will not destroy any journalist's career - and Acosta knows it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 16, 2018 12:57 AM (d6Ksn)

650 Miklos: what's Sarah Palin got to do with any of this? ;-)

Sarah Palin>Michael Palin

"Two Fingers of Four Roses with Sarah Palin" premiering 2019

Posted by: Miklos, just suggesting at November 16, 2018 12:58 AM (zCyNd)

651 422
She also wrote The Egg and I, about being a farm wife on a chicken farm above Port Orford in the early 30's
Posted by: Kindltot

Living next door to Ma and Pa Kettle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 11:31 PM (aKsyK)
"Tugboat Annie" Foss was a contemporary. She inspired a great film series.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at November 16, 2018 12:58 AM (yScAF)

652 where are the GIFs?

i want to talk about the GIFs....

this is wrong.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 12:59 AM (Dagiw)

653 Yud, my favorite Chuck Lorre moment?

- Charlie Sheen was a raging crazy coke hound in Hollywood about 10 years back. Remember that? Lorre said, hey, I'm not gonna break up a winning formula. Charlie's personal life is his personal life.

- Charlie calls Chuck Lorre a name. Two seconds later, Charlie is fired by Chuck Lorre.

Moral of the story: Chuck Lorre is a screaming hypocritical liberal POS who should burn in hell.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:59 AM (miE9U)

654 #14
I recently had that problem with my phone. Would run very hot and go through charge absurdly fast. It turned out to be the MoviePass app. Since it had become useless I uninstalled it, even though my subscription was supposed to be through the end of this month.
Lo and behold, after a reboot my phone was fixed. I t was expecting to need a new phone, something I can ill afford right now, even if I settled for something that wouldn't an upgrade.
So review the apps you've installed on the Fire and consider uninstalling them one by one on a temporary basis to see if any of them have gone rogue. Check to see if any updates are pending first, since the problem may be known and corrected in a newer version.

Posted by: epobirs at November 16, 2018 12:59 AM (AJKgl)

655 Donna, I know. Like all bullies, Acosta is just humongously pissed because he's lost his ability to bully Trump and Sarah Sanders at these conferences.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 01:00 AM (miE9U)

656 Isn't that where Ma and a Kettle got started> Darn cute movie.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 01:01 AM (90KoH)

657 The show that I and my sisters drove my parents crazy with?



"The Brady Bunch." Now that I'm older I can understand better...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:56 AM (miE9U)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa---lol!

i know where the "Brady Bunch" house is, and can lead you there, if you're in the AO.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 01:01 AM (Dagiw)

658 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 01:02 AM (ffYR/)

659 Second cousin.
PCUSA

I will pray for your second cousin.

Here is a little prayer "
We give you thanks to you, Lord God that in your great love, you sent Jesus your only begotten to take the form of a servant for us all , becoming obedient even to death on a cross, and so you gave us an example of servanthood. Increase within your servant being ordained on Sunday, the gift of the Holy Spirit that they may be faithful to their promises and constant in their discipleship of loving service. May they be modest and humble, gentle and strong, that having the assurance of faith, rejoicing in hope and grounded in love that they may share in the ministry of Jesus Christ to the glory of God the Father and lift up Jesus and others wherever they are going to serve.


If you want to send me their first name to FenelonDirection18 at sign g mail.com so I can pray for them by name, I will be glad to do so

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 01:02 AM (AllCR)

660 why does quoting on this platform have to be such a shit show?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 01:02 AM (Dagiw)

661 redc1c4, thanks!
I know it's barely recognizable any more, and that the inside looks nothing like the set on the show did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 01:03 AM (miE9U)

662 naow?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 01:03 AM (Dagiw)

663 I don't usually watch Tucker Carlson's show, but if he can get Jim Acosta to show up and do a segment, I'll watch.

Of course Acosta wouldn't do it, he's a sniveling coward.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 01:04 AM (miE9U)

664 I know it's barely recognizable any more, and that the inside looks nothing like the set on the show did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 01:03 AM (miE9U)

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outside is fairly close, and the new owners (a reality channel) swear they are oing to restore it to its "glory"...


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 01:04 AM (Dagiw)

665 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 16, 2018 12:54 AM (d6Ksn)

I think that's funny. My only nephew (my BIL's son) is 24 years old but I never saw any Disney films with him, my sister has no kids and I will probably not live to have any grandchildren so I find this kind of thing amusing

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 01:05 AM (AllCR)

666 naow?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 01:05 AM (Dagiw)

667 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 12:59 AM (miE9U)

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Well, it's never a great idea to be a shit-talking crackhead to your boss. But it's also not a great idea to hire shit-talking crackheads.

I'm not surprised these two Rhodes scholars made a product of this quality.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 01:05 AM (5aX2M)

668 BOOM!





Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 01:06 AM (Dagiw)

669 Yud, yup.

And redc1c4 gets the flaming hot prize!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 01:06 AM (miE9U)

670

The Tugboat Annie series of films won many AVN awards for plot, costuming, and 27-way midget/zoo animal/industrial machinery gang bangs.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 16, 2018 01:06 AM (UFLLM)

671 The comic strip article on the other ONT was outstanding.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 01:06 AM (sdi6R)

672 redc's new nic is Nick

Posted by: Miklos, apropos, non? at November 16, 2018 01:07 AM (zCyNd)

673 A link describing the Japanese fire balloons. They did manage to kill a mother and children in Oregon, who came upon a fallen balloon, and messed with it, setting off the explosive charges.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yatsufay

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 01:08 AM (fDU8w)

674 Miklos, not beelzebub? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 01:08 AM (miE9U)

675 and 27-way midget/zoo animal/industrial machinery gang bangs.

That right there is what makes this site so great. You're just not gonna get this kind of comment anywhere else on the world wide intertubes, folks.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 01:09 AM (90KoH)

676 Miklos, not beelzebub? ;-)

I only know that he's reputed to be a man of wealth and taste....

Posted by: Miklos, speak of the at November 16, 2018 01:10 AM (zCyNd)

677 Tammy, true!

Also, just got a text from Lena Dunham. She wants to know where she can get in on the midget/zoo/machinery action... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 01:11 AM (miE9U)

678 649 "The revocation of my White House press credential not only destroys
my ability to perform my current job; it will follow me for the rest of
my career. My reputation and my future career prospects have all been
significantly harmed"
Unfortunately, it doesn't - he's a "martyr" on the Left and will undoubtedly get a nice book deal and offers elsewhere. Being anti-Trump will not destroy any journalist's career - and Acosta knows it.


Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 16, 2018 12:57 AM (d6Ksn



What a pathetic load of garbage. Ask the average American if acting the way Acosta does in his job would allow them to keep a job, and if they would ever be able to find another job in that career ever again. "Wah you can't do it, it will ruin my reputation" is bullshit.

Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2018 01:12 AM (cAnNx)

679 I bet she does! Someone warn the zoo animals!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 01:12 AM (90KoH)

680

Steamboat Willie, by Walt Disney, invented twerking.
You can look it up.

Posted by: Dark Light, Day of Confusion at November 16, 2018 01:13 AM (hrcfq)

681 Orange man says Commiefornia takes bad care of it's forests and now it's got the vapors... some shithead fire fighter named Rice. He wouhe would not have a fire to fight if the state would take care of it's forests.

Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2018 01:14 AM (snTmr)

682 Weirddave, did you leave a comment on the comic strip article? There was a comment by "Dave" which I upvoted.

Anywho, I'm off to bed now. 'Night, all.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 01:17 AM (sdi6R)

683 The toilet paper deal on the INTERNET was hilarious!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2018 01:22 AM (0tfLf)

684 The various national and state forestry services have certainly jacked things up over the years, but not all of these fires are anywhere near forested land.

The area of Malibu that just burned up is hills with tall dry grass, and narrow canyons. Both are terrible places to be in a fire, and those hills are especially fire prone. They burn fairly regularly.

Within the next year or two, torrential rains will hit the burnt areas, that will cause horrific mudslides. Happens every time after a bad fire season.

It's almost like there are reliable weather patterns or something.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2018 01:27 AM (90KoH)

685 A belated Happy Birthday to BTH!!


Word (to AOP?) : one eats oysters ONLY in a month with an "r".

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 16, 2018 01:34 AM (QU+qf)

686 Time for the old folk. Snowing heavily right now, 9-10" predicted. We're too far north to be hit with sleet or rain, so it's all snow.

In the midst of all the crap going on, just remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD.

It's what Americans do, by birthright.


Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 16, 2018 01:36 AM (S/hVx)

687 Word (to AOP?) : one eats oysters ONLY in a month with an "r".
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 16, 2018 01:34 AM (QU+qf)

OK. Good thing I didn't have any oysters in Augurst, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 01:38 AM (fDU8w)

688 Tammy, said the same yesterday. SoCal wildfires tend to be brush/chaparral, the fires are normal for eons before the non-native "Native" Americans' ancestors ambled in from Asia, and while mitigation is possible and is regularly implemented (set-backs, clearing, construction materials/design), it's just part of life in the region.

Non-indigenous trees (including eucalyptus and Mexican fan palms, tho the latter may be native, forget) are particularly nasty accelerators, wherever they are.

Would think forestry practices are mostly players in less populated areas.

Bottom line: CA policies can reliably be assumed to be stupid, weather is not effing effected by human activity, but weather and nature drive the train.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 01:42 AM (NyQaH)

689 Watterson is a really talented artist.

As a human being he's a dick.

I'd bet if he had his way no one would be allowed to make money off their talent. Capitalism would be banned and artistic talent would die on the vine because of 'muh principles'

Like I said a dick.

He'd be a sjw twitter posse leader if he wasn't such a recluse.

Rather than have his vanity and ego subsumed by someone else's talent at marketting he'd rather throw his creation in a dumpster and that's almost what he did.

Like I said a really talented artist with a gift for defining and exposing the human condition.

But he's still a dick.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 01:45 AM (ukGwT)

690 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun and supportive chat tonight!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 01:45 AM (miE9U)

691 Well, getting sleepy here; time for bed.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 01:46 AM (fDU8w)

692 AOP, "Operation Elephant", I think - so, "Zujiroshi".

In southern OR, there's a state park that includes the spot where a submarine-launched plane dropped incendiaries. The pilot was alive, and attended the monument commemoration.

Watching sumo on TV right now. Only one obvious foreigner among the guys. Lots of cool rituals. Still have only a vague understanding of the rules, but never knew there was so much hand work, grabbing, slapping, a lot like football linemen when the bal is snapped.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 01:49 AM (NyQaH)

693 #471 Agreed tree huggers

Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2018 01:49 AM (snTmr)

694 I only know that he's reputed to be a man of wealth and taste....

Posted by: Miklos, speak of the at November 16, 2018 01:10 AM (zCyNd)

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only by those that don't actually know me.

:p

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 01:52 AM (Dagiw)

695 One of the weirder CA torrential rain incidents is when a hillside in Burbank collapsed that was part of a cemetery. Coffins were dumped onto the 134 Freeway.

Posted by: epobirs at November 16, 2018 02:06 AM (AJKgl)

696 I know you may feel different but caving in to kids that want to obsess over some film isn't doing them or you any good.

Sure you feel okay about it. What's the harm?

The harm is they're obsession or addiction is being fed by allowing them to view it over and over and over again.

You're not teaching them restraint and you're feeding instant gratification cycles that someone or some situation will call a halt to and they they're going to take all the tantrum they've stored up and spew it out during that situation. And it's going to cost them and they won't know why.

Next you are surrendering your own autonomy and taste to a bunch of what 5 year olds? That's not good for you. It shows you'd rather give in that do the right thing but the hard thing.

And that's the other thing you're teaching them. If they piss and moan often enough they'll get their way.

They're well on the road to living in your basement and not being able to hold a job.

I'm serious. There's more but you get the idea.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 02:08 AM (ukGwT)

697 Well, I'm home and severely jet lagged.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 16, 2018 02:11 AM (nBr1j)

698 In the last week or so my, three-ish year old, Kindle Fire has suddenly
started losing it's charge really fast. As in, with the wi-fi off it
goes from 100% to zero in a couple hours.



Has anyone else had the same problem?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


If you are still here:



All of these devices have the same problem. LiOH batteries have a set number of charges/discharges before they start getting weak and go out entirely. My original Samsung Gal Tab III has the same problem. If I use it I have to have it continuously plugged in. My new 8" Samsun has the same problem now, but it has just started getting weaker.


But the real crappy thing is that even though the batteries are considered "consumables" there is no way to change them without totally dismantling the device down to scratch. So these devices have a built in use life and then fail.


And that should be unacceptable in a device that costs around $300. But you had best back up all your files to your computer before it fails completely. Then you can restore them to a new device and start over.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2018 02:11 AM (mpXpK)

699 697 Well, I'm home and severely jet lagged.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 16, 2018 02:11 AM (nBr1j)

The ONT will do you good!

Posted by: m at November 16, 2018 02:17 AM (VmWui)

700 Northernlurker, that's what, 9 hour time difference between home and east Africa? Usually going west, chasing the sun, is at least simpler than the other direction.

Difference of just 7 hours to Japan, west, had the least jet lag evah. Just stretch your day for a few days, done.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 02:18 AM (NyQaH)

701 Third time to Kyoto, space of 10 years. Wow. Place has visibly grown. But issue is, the crowds of tourists are now a serious problem,for those who don't love masses of people everywhere.

November is one of the high seasons (foliage), so there's that, but word is it rarely gets slow any more. China's economic (and political, at least regarding travel by individuals) changes mean a gazillion new visitors to all major sites in Japan.

Good for Japanese travel/hospitality industry, but a bummer for quality of experience.

Like Disneyland - so crowded, I literally don't go there any more, per Yogi's aphorism.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 02:26 AM (NyQaH)

702 I am watching AMC right now and they have on my favorite movie (ok top 5 but ask me tomorrow) shawshank redemption.

Why does the prison break movie have such pull in our culture?

If it does not have such pull why does its theme repeat so often?

What is the count of monte cristo about?

You already know the answer as by Grace all are redeemed.
We want to know freedom but the sacrifice required is yesteryear.

We want to know the story of the wrongly accused but no one is waiting to ascend the cross.
We all know it is unfathomable.

You want to know what will change things I understand this.
We will have to wait and see.

Why do why cherish the prison break story and jail/execute transgressors ?

# homework question

Posted by: 20181116 at November 16, 2018 02:29 AM (KKP6T)

703 Welcome home, Northernlurker!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 16, 2018 02:49 AM (QU+qf)

704 684: It's almost like there are reliable weather patterns or something.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor



HERETIC!!!

Posted by: Al Gore, The Worlds Druid Priest at November 16, 2018 02:57 AM (WNAuL)

705 #340 Would antifa/BLM/SJW tear those monuments down? Ottomans made bank off the slave trade.

Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2018 03:00 AM (snTmr)

706 HA!!! Ms. Lovely First Lady Trump is rocking this ship of fools and the appropriate heads are exploding. Glorious day in all this corruption amongst us.

Posted by: Summer of Love at November 16, 2018 03:10 AM (FJrl0)

707 What is Melanie doing?

Made mistake of going to Yahoo just to get some financial news, was assaulted with idiotic headline "Even Melanie realizes irony of her fight against bullying" or some such idiocy.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 03:20 AM (7BfV0)

708 I don't see any gifs.

Posted by: Guy who says I don't see any gifs at November 16, 2018 03:26 AM (ixSSc)

709 MelaniA

iPad does stupid "corrections"

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 03:27 AM (7BfV0)

710 No comment *hiding facial expression*

All that's left is my ritually strickenning (sp?).
Shall we get on with it?

Posted by: 20111816 at November 16, 2018 03:36 AM (KKP6T)

711 So guessing this is the Sargasso Sea of the HQ, before Skip, but after left coast Morons go dark.

Being many hours west of the left coast at the moment, it's early evening to me.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 03:58 AM (7BfV0)

712 I am up as usual, but had another hour according to the alarm

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:03 AM (T4oHT)

713 702
People don't want to be locked up, but that plight is still fascinating

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:06 AM (T4oHT)

714 I'm still up. At work. 0410 here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 16, 2018 04:07 AM (WNAuL)

715 Good thing for reading material is American Thinker and Greatness post new arrivals at this time. Any other is older news, still important as I didn't see it. Would appreciate any other site tips of new articals.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:10 AM (T4oHT)

716 I think one could even make a top 10 prison movie list there are so many.
The Great Escape
Stalag 17
Shawshank Redemption

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:18 AM (T4oHT)

717 A Kamala smackdown:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycyck4vb

That's at Power Line, a good site to check in on.

Posted by: m at November 16, 2018 04:25 AM (VmWui)

718 Wind is howling outside.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:27 AM (T4oHT)

719 Legal Insurrection, American Thinker and Power Line are my favourites, John Hinderaker at Power Line often sits in for Laura Ingram show.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:29 AM (T4oHT)

720 719 Legal Insurrection, American Thinker and Power Line are my favourites, John Hinderaker at Power Line often sits in for Laura Ingram show.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:29 AM (T4oHT)

All good stuff. Power Line has a nice blogroll ("Our Favorites") that I would trust.

Posted by: m at November 16, 2018 04:33 AM (VmWui)

721 I am sure Kameltoe is running for President in 2020

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:33 AM (T4oHT)

722 I listen to talk radio at lunch, which can vary in time from 10 am to 12 noon. At 10am it's locally Dom Giordano, Laura Ingram or Mike Gallagher all whom I can listen to.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:36 AM (T4oHT)

723 Ok, I have sausages, might as well get up.
I think cheese omelet and English muffin to go with that.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:37 AM (T4oHT)

724 I just noticed that Power Line's blogroll doesn't have Ace of Spades HQ. I emailed them a request to add it.

Posted by: m at November 16, 2018 04:38 AM (VmWui)

725 Got a wintery mix going on, not rain not snow, but this will be a commuter mess for sure.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:46 AM (T4oHT)

726 I do use blog rolls to look around, that how I found this many years ago from Legal Insurrection's.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 04:48 AM (T4oHT)

727 The first GIF in part I called this to mind. I think this is a bit different from what my father knew. He was WWII, USN. But there are many variants. I read it goes back to WWI, Royal Navy Air Service. (I note that the Quote Unf*ker didn't remove the "fucks".)

Oh, they sent for the Navy to come to Tulagi,
The gallant Navy agreed.
With one thousand sections in different directions,
My God, what a fucked-up stampede.

Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
The long and the short and the tall.
Fuck all the admirals who give us the flak;
They don't give a shit if we ever come back.
So we're saying goodbye to them all,
As over the gangplank we crawl.
There'll be no promotion this side of the ocean,
So cheer up, my lads, fuck 'em all.

They say there's a convoy that's leaving New York,
Bound for those Blighty shores;
Heavily laden with tanks and with planes,
Shit for old Adolf, of course.

Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
The long and the short and the tall.
Fuck all the captains and all the mates too,
Fuck the engineers and the whole God-damn crew.
So we're saying goodbye to them all,
As back to our rustpots we crawl.
We'll start a commotion that side of the ocean,
So cheer up, my lads, fuck 'em all.

They sent for the nurses to come overseas,
The reason was perfectly clear:
To make a good marriage and push a good carriage
While fucking all hands, my dear.

Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
The long and the short and the tall.
Fuck all the blond cunts and all the brunettes;
Don't be too choosey, just fuck all you gets.
So we're saying goodbye to them all,
As over back to our rustpots we crawl.
You'll et no erection at short-arm inspection,
So cheer up, my lads, fuck 'em all.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 04:51 AM (VaN/j)

728 The trouble with the latest Hillary story is that we've seen this too many times. It's like an old serial. We all know she escapes at the last minute.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 04:54 AM (VaN/j)

729 >>>728 The trouble with the latest Hillary story is that we've seen this too many times. It's like an old serial. We all know she escapes at the last minute.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 04:54 AM (VaN/j)

But in the event of a televised debate between Hillary! and Kamala? No escape.

Posted by: m at November 16, 2018 04:56 AM (VmWui)

730
Has the smoke from the California wildfires cooled the planet? It was supposed to change from snow to rain early yesterday afternoon and rise into the mid-30's overnight.

It didn't. Still 32 degrees here. Still snowing. The weather folks done fvcked up good.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 16, 2018 05:04 AM (e7O7B)

731 Hey skip,

I normally peruse in the morning but I can easily check my list of 5 hookmarks.

I thought maybe the obsession with prison breaks is because of the Bible. I thought if i imagined a world without the Bible
...
Just for a second...
Islam ... Old Testament ... kings and witches...
I was thinking maybe it is it so sexy. I'm not certain though and it was an honest question I was hoping food for.

Thanks g

Posted by: 20181116 at November 16, 2018 05:06 AM (Qy9+s)

732 just about the best thing i've read on trump, over at instapundit a link to:

"our loud, brash, american president: 'another damn analysis of trump'" by gnardopolo.

well written and well written.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 05:06 AM (Pg+x7)

733 ... (and i like gifs.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 05:07 AM (Pg+x7)

734 732 just about the best thing i've read on trump, over at instapundit a link to:

"our loud, brash, american president: 'another damn analysis of trump'" by gnardopolo.

well written and well written.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 05:06 AM (Pg+x7)

Link:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycy3bmqg

Posted by: m at November 16, 2018 05:08 AM (VmWui)

735 734 m:

thank you for the link. i don't know hoe to do that.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 05:11 AM (Pg+x7)

736 Front page Thornton is pretty good ... 4th paragraph is a hoot . Some good pull quotes but I suck at those.

Checking the ledeen one.

Posted by: 20181116 at November 16, 2018 05:11 AM (Qy9+s)

737 735 734 m:

thank you for the link. i don't know hoe to do that.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 05:11 AM (Pg+x7)

You betcha.
Here are the TinyURL instructions. It takes some practice.

https://tinyurl.com

Posted by: m at November 16, 2018 05:17 AM (VmWui)

738 I see Muller hasn't sentenced Flynn yet.

Last I heard he hasn't even produced a pre-sentencing report for the judge which means Flynn isn't getting sentenced anytime soon.

Like Josuha, I wonder what he's up to.

I also see he going after Jerome Corsi and Roger Stone for lying, what lie?

This shit is reaching satanic levels.

It's a good thing Trump listened to General Kelly and didn't dump all of the evidence of how crooked and corrupt this shit is before the election, might have influenced a few races, wouldn't want that.
/Sarc

We ain't voting our way out of our predicament, OBVIOUSLY!

Oh well, Ben Franklin had it right, A Republic If You can Keep It.

Sorry Ben.

Oh well, coffee's on...

What fresh hell awaits us this day?


Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 05:22 AM (qxq6t)

739 ... pt. 2: if you have a chance and some time as it's a fairly long article, read that piece on bill watterson and charles schulz linked ib the ont. instapundit ran a link and i read it there a few days ago and i was going to mention it here but then i thought, eh.

i admire both cartoonists, watterson for his expansion of the comic strip & schulz for how much he gets from so little. but i think i fall on the side of schulz - not for his commercialism, but for his responsibilities to his craft and audience.

i'm reminded of the great barry sanders' abrupt retirement. i respect his following his personal ethos above fame and fortune, but he broke a contract and let down his many fans.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 05:25 AM (Pg+x7)

740 That article on comic strip writers was interesting

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:27 AM (T4oHT)

741 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 05:39 AM (cqNba)

742 My tablet when I highlight a url link gives option to copy or web search. Some reason if go for web search it changes browsers. Don't know what it would do if I used only 1

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:42 AM (T4oHT)

743 #732-musical jc- I loved that article! So absolutely right about us. There's Obama -a poseur eating arugula and there's Trump burping and having two scoops. Which best describes us? Clearly.

Posted by: AnnaS at November 16, 2018 05:43 AM (l4l/z)

744 Good Morning.
Finished the leaves yesterday, more or less, as about an inch and a half of snow was starting.
For once though the weather forecasters were spot on, when they forecasted it 2 hours before it started.

Damn, they're good!

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 05:48 AM (8ikIW)

745 #738 Kreplach--I would have to agree: "We ain't voting our way out of our predicament, OBVIOUSLY!" One side can just find all the votes they need in some trunk or garage.

Posted by: AnnaS at November 16, 2018 05:48 AM (l4l/z)

746 So during the intermission at Fiddler on the Roof, a drunk shouts 'Heil Hitler...Heil Trump'


Can you spot the conflict of editorialization vs facts, both of which are in this article?


https://tinyurl.com/yboylpgp

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 05:49 AM (cqNba)

747 Morning all.

Haven't had rain for 3 days now and I can finally get something done.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 16, 2018 06:00 AM (wXDpy)

748 Leaves are a multi week operation here, I have said on the garden thread in years past is a 40 hr a year job here.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:00 AM (T4oHT)

749 @745
Here's the problem with all of this, I wouldn't be upset with the GOP going the way of the DoDo's if it meant a new party would rise to take it's place but they have used their power and position to prevent any group from either taking control from within or challenging them from without while at the same time ceding irreclaimable ground to the Democrats who have become evil and satanic.


Putting us perilously close to we the people being subsumed beneath the zombie hoards.

The GOP has pretty much been wiped out on the coasts, California may be down to just a handful of representatives in California, NY, NJ and the rest of the NE this election and are making strong inroads in the MidWest so that the house reverts to Democrat control for generations similar to the period from '35 to '94 where the Donks had, with the exception of 4 years, uniterruppted control of the house for 60 years.

And now with their outright election fraud being taken out for a spin this election cycle, the Trump years are looking more and more like a last gasp, a dead cat bounce, the final shudder of the corpse of America before all is lost.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 06:03 AM (qxq6t)

750 Leaves are a multi week operation here, I have said on the garden thread in years past is a 40 hr a year job here.
Posted by: Skip

We try to keep up with them when we mow. This year I've been on the disabled list, and the guy we hired to mow and such doesn't do the job the way my wife likes it to look.
So, maybe next year she'll think my suggestion that we get a riding mower is a good one.

Maybe

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:05 AM (8ikIW)

751 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2018 06:09 AM (hyuyC)

752
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2018 06:10 AM (LsBY9)

753 So, maybe next year she'll think my suggestion that we get a riding mower is a good one.



Maybe

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:05 AM (8ikIW)

For years I mowed by push mower, got exercise but took a couple of hours. Now with my JD, I can finish it off in less than an hour. Also good at blowing leaves. The dealer told me not to by a mulching mower because they plug up when your mowing wet grass/leaves. So I just run over them, blow them into a row and mulch with the 20 year old Toro mulcher. (I hate raking)

Posted by: Colin at November 16, 2018 06:11 AM (r+UEC)

754
Yes, Salty. We, not they, are masters of our lives, our happiness, our duties and our relaxation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2018 06:12 AM (LsBY9)

755 I haul leaves by a tarp to back, about 3 at a time , then ride tractor around chopping them up, the 3 tarps get down to about 3 trips with cart to the compost bin. I do this about 10 times or more.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:13 AM (T4oHT)

756 @752
We are getting closer to the day when every conservative must decide what the form an nature of their Benedict Option.

That day may be here.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 06:13 AM (qxq6t)

757 Is this the Watterson/Schulz article several commenters have mentioned? It's from 2015, in the Los Angeles Review of Books.

https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/selling-newspaper-comic-strip/

Posted by: m at November 16, 2018 06:14 AM (VmWui)

758 So, does Floriduh have any other election deadlines to meet blow right past today?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 06:14 AM (cqNba)

759 "I haul leaves by a tarp to back, about 3 at a time , then ride tractor around chopping them up, "

Damn....how many tarps do you go through each year?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 06:16 AM (cqNba)

760
Our 150-year-old house in Ohio was surrounded by huge, old trees that dumped tons of leaves in the Fall. I had a riding mower for the 3 acres and would mulch all the leaves, much to Her Majesty's disgust. She felt I ought to rake, blow and grind them up in a chipper (the worst power equipment purchase I ever made). Of course, she wasn't the one who was doing it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2018 06:17 AM (LsBY9)

761 For years I mowed by push mower, got exercise but took a couple of hours. Now with my JD, I can finish it off in less than an hour. Also good at blowing leaves. The dealer told me not to by a mulching mower because they plug up when your mowing wet grass/leaves. So I just run over them, blow them into a row and mulch with the 20 year old Toro mulcher. (I hate raking)
Posted by: Colin

That sounds like my plan too. Plus, I figure while I'm doing mowing etc, my wife can do all the other stuff she likes to do out there like, weed, trim, etc.
I'm not kidding, she actually likes that stuff

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:18 AM (8ikIW)

762 The things that the commenters at Zip's place come up with.

Remember Billy Idol?

https://tinyurl.com/ydas5gyz

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 06:20 AM (cqNba)

763 Hit the rack prior to the ONT and awoke to Giffing Bifurcating Rainbow Knitters.

Need eye wash!

Posted by: Smaug at November 16, 2018 06:21 AM (T3zWB)

764 Our 150-year-old house in Ohio was surrounded by huge, old trees that dumped tons of leaves in the Fall.

We used to have about 20 old oaks, hickory, and some fruit trees. Lost some due to storm damage and oak wilt. We used to be able to burn, which was fun the first time. By the 3rd or 4th, it's a PITA too

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:21 AM (8ikIW)

765 And great ONT content. Thanks WD.

Posted by: Smaug at November 16, 2018 06:21 AM (T3zWB)

766 Is it a good thing, or a bad thing if you're less popular than Donald Trump?

https://tinyurl.com/y772quwj

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 06:23 AM (cqNba)

767 My neighbor has a rider with a huge tank like thing on the back. Picks up the leaves really good. Don't know that much about it, but its probably a big vacuum mulcher. Now after last night they are all covered in 3 inches of snow, out of sight, out of mind.

Posted by: Colin at November 16, 2018 06:23 AM (r+UEC)

768 Actually just bought a new tarp this year, the original came with the house in 1993. Old one was rectangular, new is square and smaller because of that. The blue flexible roof tarps are pretty tough..

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:25 AM (T4oHT)

769 Don't know that much about it, but its probably a big vacuum mulcher.

I've seen the ones that are advertised. They probably work great, except trying to figure out a storage are for them. Plus, some of those run a thousand bucks

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:26 AM (8ikIW)

770 When I was very young we could burn the leaves, everyone did it. Loved the smell. Now the police, fire dept., and everyone who is important would write you tickets. Got to protect the environment and prevent GW you know.

Posted by: Colin at November 16, 2018 06:27 AM (r+UEC)

771 754 Hadrian the Seventh

Well said.

And our wives have some part ownership of our happiness, but it helps to remember those long years in a Capuchin monastery, only knowing about women what you read in Cosmopolitan, for perspective.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2018 06:27 AM (hyuyC)

772 So cameltoe calls ICE the KKK!

fukn scrunt whore bitch

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 06:28 AM (JFO2v)

773 Actually just bought a new tarp this year, the original came with the house in 1993. Old one was rectangular, new is square and smaller because of that. The blue flexible roof tarps are pretty tough..
Posted by: Skip

When we still burned we used the blue tarps to drag leaves to the burn area. The tarps looked like cheesecloth after 15 years of use.

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:28 AM (8ikIW)

774 Still getting a wintery mix, started my truck to melt ice on windshield.

768 cont.- really need a new leaf blower, first one died 2 years ago so last year did it all by rake. Then of course some years ago started leaf collecting, it snowed and ground stayed covered until spring.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:29 AM (T4oHT)

775 Good Morning Horde
Happy Friday

Posted by: wing at November 16, 2018 06:30 AM (JFzNN)

776 Morning all
It's Friday so that means even less Federal workers at work LOL.

Ah what a life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2018 06:31 AM (m8J9w)

777 Well hitting that snow covered road. Be careful out there.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:31 AM (T4oHT)

778 Still getting a wintery mix, started my truck to melt ice on windshield.

I saw some winter driving tips. One of them was "your car doesn't need a to warm up!! Just start the engine, put on your seat belt, and drive"

I'm pretty sure whoever wrote this doesn't actually live in an area with winter weather

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

779
This is my No-Music Friday, where I don't listen to any of my music, work on my playlists, look for new things to acquire or even touch a CD.

It came about because I found out, rather to my surprise, that the Catholic Friday-fast-and-abstinence rule wasn't abolished, just modified. Some other act of penance can be substituted. And, living on the Gulf Coast, seafood is so delicious that eating it is no act of atonement. But not listening to my music is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2018 06:33 AM (LsBY9)

780 cont.- really need a new leaf blower, first one died
2 years ago so last year did it all by rake. Then of course some years
ago started leaf collecting, it snowed and ground stayed covered until
spring.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:29 AM (T4oHT)


Bought a Hitachi blower this fall, really nice. Sounds like a chainsaw, because it has a trigger which reeves up the motor, will blow just about anything around.

Posted by: Colin at November 16, 2018 06:34 AM (r+UEC)

781
Burning leaves was a neighborhood event in my little town. "Come on, let's go over to Mr. _____'s. He's burning leaves! Yeah!"

All of us kids would gather around the fire and run through the cloud of smoke. Hours of entertainment.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 16, 2018 06:35 AM (e7O7B)

782
It's Friday so that means even less Federal workers at work LOL.

Ah what a life

Posted by: Nevergiveup


"Oh, we're up at noon and in at work at one.
"Take an hour's lunch and then at two we're done."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2018 06:35 AM (LsBY9)

783 Bought a Hitachi blower this fall, really nice. Sounds like a chainsaw, because it has a trigger which reeves up the motor, will blow just about anything around.
Posted by: Colin

i bought a Stihl about 10 years ago after screwing around with an electric for years. Other then putting a new plug in it in the spring, it's been (Knock on wood) great

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

784 " will blow just about anything around."

Have you named it "Sandra Fluke"?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 06:36 AM (cqNba)

785 Colin

Those high-speed blowers are very helpful when burning prairie. You can stop a fire from spreading, or use it to help form a back-burn.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2018 06:37 AM (hyuyC)

786 Local power company offering a big rebate (government I'm sure) if you buy an all electric car. I wonder how they are in snow, cold, ice.

Posted by: Colin at November 16, 2018 06:38 AM (r+UEC)

787 So I see that tonight's topic on one of the entertainment shows is how during this season, Malls are happy hunting grounds for child predators.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 06:38 AM (cqNba)

788 Bruce

That is good advice if your car is in a garage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2018 06:38 AM (hyuyC)

789 All of us kids would gather around the fire and run through the cloud of smoke. Hours of entertainment.
Posted by: Gradually

When we could still burn, it was a 3 to 4 hour burn time. My wife would tend the fire, and I would keep moving the leaves closer to the pit. Sitting in a chair upwind and consuming adult beverage on a nice October/November day was fun.

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:39 AM (8ikIW)

790
I wonder how they are in snow, cold, ice.

They don't move or even start, but they lecture you that you shouldn't be driving anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2018 06:39 AM (LsBY9)

791 That is good advice if your car is in a garage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Ha! That's for sure.

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:40 AM (8ikIW)

792 I saw some winter driving tips. One of them was "your car doesn't need a to warm up!! Just start the engine, put on your seat belt, and drive"

I'm pretty sure whoever wrote this doesn't actually live in an area with winter weather
Posted by: Bruce


Switch your battery cables so your heater comes on instead of your ac.
Don't forget to put antifreeze in your oil so it doesn't freeze up
Switch out the summer air in your tires for winter air
Use hot water on your windshield to help the ice melt faster.

Facebook Life Hacks

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 06:42 AM (9vbJt)

793 If a Man Show tribute, in slow motion, with a French singer, is your thing: https://youtu.be/1gxf6flnvNA

It would be better in real-time motion, IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2018 06:42 AM (hyuyC)

794
That is good advice if your car is in a garage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


We had no garage in Ohio. It was my job to go out and get the car warmed up; no way Her Majesty was going to put her magnificent ass on a cold seat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2018 06:43 AM (LsBY9)

795 So I see Acenture employees demanding the quit consulting for Border Patrol and ICE.

I bet the numbnut mutha fukr live in communities where HOA presidents have people shot for trimming trees back too much.

However, they have now problem letting 30 million illegals destroy our health, schools, and lives.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 06:43 AM (JFO2v)

796 We had no garage in Ohio. It was my job to go out and get the car warmed up; no way Her Majesty was going to put her magnificent ass on a cold seat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Back in their youth, a friend of mine and his wife would play a game of cribbage every night. Loser had to go start the cars in the morning

Posted by: Bruce at November 16, 2018 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

797 I read where some are demanding that if the wall is ever built (which they don't want) that gates be installed to let the animals get back and forth. Mama and poppa deer might get separated you know.

Posted by: Colin at November 16, 2018 06:46 AM (r+UEC)

798 Have a great day everyone.

While carrying that Torch for a Vibrant America, don't forget to appreciate the beauty all around you. Or think of wives on trampolines in a wet T-shirt. Even your own wife. Maybe even embrace the power of &.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2018 06:46 AM (hyuyC)

799 Use hot water on your windshield to help the ice melt faster.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 06:42 AM (9vbJt)


Saw a chic flat-out crack a windshield like that once.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 06:49 AM (udOi9)

800 Well, I made it out of the office at about 6:30 last night, managed to get one of my two possible getaway drivers get me out of here.

But I didn't get home.

And now I'm back in the office, having to wear the same clothing as yesterday, 2 hours away, and now there's a 3 hour delay on top of it.

I don't have to start working until 11:30.

Argh.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 06:51 AM (UnA8+)

801 772 So cameltoe calls ICE the KKK!

I like the part in her inquisition where she kept insisting that the victim should empathize with her deluded emotional fantasy.

"Don't you agree that the preception..."

It is tough enough to deal with reality as it happens, but now we are required to crawl into their dark, twisted, fucked-up minds and see men as women, MS-13 as helpless victims to White Privilege, childhood sex fantasies as rape, forest mismanagement as climate change, Hillary as President and now ICE as KKK/ISIS/Stasi.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 06:52 AM (boNFp)

802 #749 Kreplach, my husband would agree with you, he thinks it's too late to save us. I am such a Pollyanna I believe that the vast portion of America is Gnardo Polo's definition...And that sleeping giant will rise up at some point and say "enough of this shit!"

Posted by: AnnaS at November 16, 2018 06:52 AM (l4l/z)

803 Use hot water on your windshield to help the ice melt faster.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 06:42 AM (9vb

Slap hit iron to it!

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 06:52 AM (APnjM)

804 I had to laugh at the Micosoft news feed headline:

Ocasio-Cortez arrival in Congress. Treated like an intern, clothes criticized. Awww, poor baby. I bet no youngish looking new Congressperson ever had that happen/s, What about Elise Stephanik (sp) of NY. She's about the same age. The idolization of Cortez is ridiculous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 06:53 AM (AllCR)

805 that gates be installed to let the animals get back and forth. Mama and poppa deer might get separated you know.

You sure they don't mean MS-13?

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 06:53 AM (DCYln)

806 So the newest of the Navy's Littoral Combat Ships will be commissioned at the Naval Academy this weekend.

To quote the local NewsBunny..

This immense ship performs search and Rescue missions, and can carry weapons.


Da Fuqua?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 06:53 AM (cqNba)

807 * hot

Stupid autocorrect

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 06:53 AM (APnjM)

808 2 hours away = 2 hours early.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 06:53 AM (UnA8+)

809 Here in IL I hear more people talking about leaving because of all the new taxes Pritzker is going to impose, but there's usually a caveat: they feel they can't leave until their kids finish school (if they live in a decent, middle class school district). I can see not wanting to leave during the junior or senior year of high school, but is changing schools really such a traumatic thing that it has to keep the parents chained to a job or location they hate for years on end? I don't have too much personal experience with this; I spent all my HS years in the same small town and my daughter changed school districts between 8th and 9th grade and it didn't seem to bother her too much. She graduated over a year ago so this is not an issue for us but does anyone else have any perspective on this matter?

Posted by: Secret Square at November 16, 2018 06:54 AM (9WuX0)

810 Secret square, what new taxes?

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 06:56 AM (APnjM)

811 I read where some are demanding that if the wall is ever built (which they don't want) that gates be installed to let the animals get back and forth. Mama and poppa deer might get separated you know.

This is what happens when delusional, perverted, emotionally stunted, mentally retarded psychopaths into the room when adult decisions are being made.

FWIW, I didn't know the KKK/ISIS has it out against the deer population.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 06:57 AM (boNFp)

812 Increased income taxes for sure, still don't know how much, possibly new gas taxes and, according to rumor, a possible vehicle mileage tax.

Posted by: Secret Square at November 16, 2018 06:59 AM (9WuX0)

813 #801 I too noticed kamaltoes "the perception" meme. She had no real basis for comparing ICE to KKK so she fell back on "the perception." What a clever girl!

Posted by: AnnaS at November 16, 2018 06:59 AM (l4l/z)

814 "Please pray for me"

An Upper Room devotional

https://tinyurl.com/y9jacfwq

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 07:00 AM (AllCR)

815 but is changing schools really such a traumatic thing that it has to keep the parents chained to a job or location they hate for years on end?

Posted by: Secret Square at November 16, 2018 06:54 AM (9WuX0)


Talk to the millions of military brats who routinely switch schools, if not countries, every two or three years. That whole 'don't want to move when the kids are in high school' is bullshit. If high school is the best years of your life, then you have no life.

Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2018 07:01 AM (Y8PSl)

816 795 So I see Acenture employees demanding the quit consulting for Border Patrol and ICE.

I bet the numbnut mutha fukr live in communities where HOA presidents have people shot for trimming trees back too much.

However, they have now problem letting 30 million illegals destroy our health, schools, and lives.
_________________

It would be funny if every a-hole who protests border security or ICE would be contacted by the government and told that they must now sponsor a certain number of illegal aliens for life.

Since they're inviting the poor third-world foreigners here, they are going to be responsible for providing for them financially. And if they commit crimes, they are going to be responsible for that too. They must financially compensate the victims, and if the victim(s) is/are dead, they must compensate the family. And if one (or more) of the illegal alien(s) on their sponsor list infects other people with Honduran flu or TB or some other disease, they're going to be financially responsible for all those medical expenses as well.

These "no borders" imbeciles think that the huge expenses of these "migrants" are going to be borne by somebody else. But they're the ones advocating for this invasion, so they should be the ones paying for it -- directly, and for the remainder of their sorry, hypocritical lives.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 07:01 AM (fqUgw)

817 ...but there's usually a caveat: they feel they can't leave until their kids finish school

look up: Stockholm Syndrome

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 07:02 AM (boNFp)

818 #811 I have believed for some time that there are actually NO adults making decisions in the room when California is conjuring up the new rules daily.

Posted by: AnnaS at November 16, 2018 07:02 AM (l4l/z)

819 does anyone else have any perspective on this matter?

Yes, it was traumatic, but so is going off to college. It can also be the start of something great.

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 07:03 AM (NpvYf)

820 809

I think property taxes are truly evil! It is confiscation of wealth, not income. Once you pay off a house you should own it free and clear. Property taxes may not seem like much but 3% taxes mean the government is making you buy back the house from them every 20 to 24 years!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 07:03 AM (JFO2v)

821 Secret Square, Illinois has a flat income tax. I read that he wants to do away with it? Make it "graduated".

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:03 AM (APnjM)

822 'does anyone else have any perspective on this matter?'

My dad was AF and I went to a dozen different schools. I didn't like leaving my friends but it seems to have had no ill effect other than I don't know anyone from my school days.

Posted by: f'd at November 16, 2018 07:04 AM (UdKB7)

823 Looks like it might be a moonscape, but apparently it's Alabama hills :

https://earthporn.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 07:06 AM (AllCR)

824 I too noticed kamaltoes "the perception" meme. She had no real basis for comparing ICE to KKK so she fell back on "the perception." What a clever girl!

Posted by: AnnaS at November 16, 2018 06:59 AM


You hear words like that and you have to figure someone is blowing smoke up your ass. So you punt, as in, "I'm not certain I understand the question, is there some way you can rephrase that?"

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 16, 2018 07:06 AM (e7O7B)

825 "Come on, let's go over to Mr. _____'s. He's burning leaves! Yeah!"

Was your neighbor Mr. Marley, by chance?

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 07:06 AM (g0Lfb)

826 " didn't like leaving my friends but it seems to have had no ill effect other than I don't know anyone from my school days."

Air Force brat here.

We survived because there was nobody telling us how traumatized we were.

Normalization is usually referred to in a negative manner.

But, there are positive aspects to it as well.

For military brats of the time before wokeness, it was normal to change schools multiple times.

And, we knew that we would survive.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 07:07 AM (cqNba)

827 Yes, he does want a graduated income tax but that will require a state constitutional amendment, which would have to be voted on by the public. He might be able to get around it by raising the overall rates but allowing lots of exemptions/deductions at the lower income levels.

Posted by: Secret Square at November 16, 2018 07:07 AM (9WuX0)

828 795 So I see Acenture employees demanding the quit consulting for Border Patrol and ICE.

What Acenture employees?

The America-hating, White-Male Hating, God Hating, "studies" majors activist malcontents that just happen to coincide with the current Fifth Column agenda item to get enemedia exposure?

How many of those are there? A dozen?

We shouldn't amplify the noise made by lunatics.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 07:08 AM (boNFp)

829 Accenture - if it's Partners saying that - bad news. For the firm. If anybody else at the firm- who cares.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:08 AM (APnjM)

830 but is changing schools really such a traumatic thing that it has to keep the parents chained to a job or location they hate for years on end?

Posted by: Secret Square at November 16, 2018 06:54 AM


I remember a massive influx of 'new' students to my school in the 7th to 9th grade -- coming from Catholic school predominately. They fit right in, adjusted quickly.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 16, 2018 07:08 AM (e7O7B)

831 826 For military brats of the time before wokeness, it was normal to change schools multiple times.

And, we knew that we would survive.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 07:07 AM (cqNba)

And you got multiple opportunities to completely re-invent your persona, so you'd know how to get a social leg up on everybody else.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 07:09 AM (UnA8+)

832 Mornin', y'all. I'm already back in the office.

<sigh>
<heads to coffee machine for another cup>

Posted by: Bert G at November 16, 2018 07:09 AM (tOP4K)

833 818 #811 I have believed for some time that there are actually NO adults making decisions in the room when California is conjuring up the new rules daily.
Posted by: AnnaS at November 16, 2018 07:02 AM (l4l/z)

Progressivism is take the childish approach to every subject.

Taxes People with more candy should (be made to) share with me

Guns Bang Bang is scary and I do not want to be scared ban huns

Healthcare My tummy hurts go to mommy or school nurse (oh yeah I did find the hidden herseys Christmas candy and ate the whole bag) and they will fix it

Trains Trains are fun I rode the train at Six Flags and a train like that would be fun to ride to work

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

834 Pritzger can't impose a graduated tax without amending the state constitution, so that will take some time(2020 earliest possible vote on the thing by citizens). Gas tax increase is a given. Mileage tax isn't going anywhere.

Posted by: lizabth at November 16, 2018 07:10 AM (RFh5Y)

835 If changing schools is so damn traumatic, we should not see invading caravans during the school year.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 07:11 AM (cqNba)

836 I think I just lost a client.

Turned down some work in Mexico - they won't be calling back.

This day is gonna' be great. I can feel it.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 07:11 AM (udOi9)

837 'But, there are positive aspects to it as well. '

I think so. I met a pretty wide variety of people thru my school years. Also experienced good schools and bad. I do know that schools on military bases used to put up with a lot less crap from the kids.

Posted by: f'd at November 16, 2018 07:11 AM (UdKB7)

838 836 I think I just lost a client.

Turned down some work in Mexico - they won't be calling back.

This day is gonna' be great. I can feel it.
Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 07:11 AM (udOi9)

It aint over till it is over. Pick up the phone is 30 days and say hi to your contact!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 07:12 AM (JFO2v)

839 You hear words like that and you have to figure someone is blowing smoke up your ass. So you punt, as in, "I'm not certain I understand the question, is there some way you can rephrase that?"
______________

Or you could just say: "In my opinion, that perception is caused by the highly distorted and blatantly political ideology of Democrat-controlled media outlets and idiot politicians like yourself who continually refer to ICE employees as raaaaacists and bigots and Nazi brownshirts and white nationalists. Perhaps if you imbeciles toned down your insane rhetoric, your feeble-minded followers would adjust their inaccurate perceptions to something more in line with actual reality."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 07:13 AM (fqUgw)

840 'Exit tax' on folk selling pricey property in IL probably will pass. Progressives LOVE that one.

Posted by: lizabth at November 16, 2018 07:14 AM (RFh5Y)

841 Transportation and transit are the lifeblood of our city,tweeted DemocraticRep Adriano Espaillat. 3 inches of snow have crippled #NYC and this is unacceptable.

TFF Ever notice how Big Govt lovers get so depressed when their Big Govt fails. But...I bet they vote for more taxes and govt!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

842 @840 that won't fly - all those asshats own tons of pricey property.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:16 AM (APnjM)

843 " He called me googly-eyes"

Biggest manufactured failure of an opportunity to teach a life lesson that words only have the power which we allow them to have.

Mom could have simply said that the boy was a jerk, and not let words get to the daughter.

But NO.........we gotta have a campaign teaching that only with the help of thousands of others can we defend ourselves from the attack of the wordz.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 07:17 AM (cqNba)

844 Mist are ex give employees moving South.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:18 AM (APnjM)

845 After the recount tallies are in, Republican Ron DeSantis leads his Democratic opponent Andrew Gillum by 33,683 votes for the Florida Governors race, which has now all but been decided in favor of the Republican candidate

For the U.S. Senate seat, Scott leads Nelson by 12,603 that race now goes to a manual recount.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 07:18 AM (JFO2v)

846 Most r x...

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:18 AM (APnjM)

847
I too noticed kamaltoes "the perception" meme. She had no real basis for comparing ICE to KKK so she fell back on "the perception." What a clever girl!

Posted by: AnnaS at November 16, 2018 06:59 AM


Given that he being questioned was, in effect, interviewing for a job, I'm guessing that he suppressed what ought to have been his preferred response, "I do not intend to dignify your clumsy and ridiculous assertion with an answer - ask your next question."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 07:19 AM (pNxlR)

848 Hanging chads!!

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:19 AM (APnjM)

849 'Exit tax' on folk selling pricey property in IL probably will pass. Progressives LOVE that one.

Posted by: lizabth at November 16, 2018 07:14 AM


Yeah, they have something like that in 'Jersey. If you don't pay it the IRS nabs it right out of your checking account. Know someone that happened to. State and Federal government and the IRS are all in bed together. Waiting for you with an empty tube of lube.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 16, 2018 07:19 AM (e7O7B)

850 does anyone else have any perspective on this matter?'

For me, moving in the middle of a fourth grade only had the problem that the new school was full of idiots, I was bused because the presence of a White Male among illegal aliens and Cushites was supposed to dramatically drive up their academic and culture life.

I ended up skipping a few grades because of the mismatch. So a 4th grader among an unknown crowd of 6th graders. Socially difficult.

Moved again, without warning to the opposite side of the country after Sophomore year. New people, totally different culture - same age difference. I was legally able to drive after graduating.

And yes, I am messed up misanthropic malcontent. I ended up running a computer department at a Dallas engineering firm two days after HS graduation.

I blame it on no matter where I go to school, I'm surrounded by cretins and mouth breathers. All the cool kids were home schooled or went to private school.

The mere fact that someone condemns their children to government schooling should be a sign of prima facia evidence of child-abuse or have the notoriety of a scarlet letter.

If the kids were properly home-schooled, which would give them a huge head-start over the other reprobates in their age group, it wouldn't matter where the parents lived.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 07:20 AM (boNFp)

851 Yeah, they have something like that in 'Jersey. If you don't pay it the IRS nabs it right out of your checking account.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 16, 2018 07:19 AM (e7O7B)


That's shitty - the Fed should not be enforcing State taxes.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 07:21 AM (udOi9)

852 I've heard horror stories about buying and selling real property in NJ

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:22 AM (APnjM)

853
To quote the local NewsBunny..

This immense ship performs search and Rescue missions, and can carry weapons.


Yup, Sugar Tits, there are steak knives on board ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 07:23 AM (pNxlR)

854 'Exit tax' on folk selling pricey property in IL probably will pass. Progressives LOVE that one.

Its a direct tax on the ignorant and gullible middle class. People who have money management skills have their real-estate held by trusts.

Trusts don't get whacked with "exit taxes".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 07:24 AM (boNFp)

855 The mere fact that someone condemns their children to government schooling should be a sign of prima facia evidence of child-abuse or have the notoriety of a scarlet letter.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 07:20 AM (boNFp)

I'm an AF brat....DoD schools were the best schools I attended.

Posted by: BignJames at November 16, 2018 07:25 AM (cxHbL)

856 I had no idea the Navy was authorized Steak Knives.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 07:26 AM (udOi9)

857 Given that he being questioned was, in effect, interviewing for a job, I'm guessing that he suppressed what ought to have been his preferred response,

That is the "can you eat a feces sandwich and still smile?" test.

Apparently you need that in DC - unless you are a Demoncat where any question that doesn't comport with your ideology can be responded to with a smirk, snark and even given the bird.

Given the trajectory of our culture, I'm waiting for cursing and throwing a chair to be an acceptable response.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 16, 2018 07:28 AM (boNFp)

858 But NO.........we gotta have a campaign teaching that only with the help of thousands of others can we defend ourselves from the attack of the wordz.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 07:17 AM (cqNba)

Notice how the war on wordz always ends in violence. Those spoken to demand a physical action with the full force of Big Govt to the speaker.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 07:29 AM (JFO2v)

859 I can see not wanting to leave during the junior or senior year of high
school, but is changing schools really such a traumatic thing that it
has to keep the parents chained to a job or location they hate for years
on end?


I went to to six different schools during grade school, junior high and high school. I changed schools right before my senior year. The hardest transition was into 9th grade jr high - not knowing anyone at that age was awkward.


I moved twice after that, in sophomore year and senior year. It was a smooth transitions, and I managed to become HS valedictorian.


I really wouldn't sweat it. Kids adapt. My granddaughter switched from public school to charter school last year. She cried for two weeks, and now she absolutely loves it.


Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 07:29 AM (lwiT4)

860 How the hell have 63 people died in CA in the fires? Don't they know to get out of the way? I don't get it. Fire Fighter deaths I understand, but normal people? WTF

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2018 07:30 AM (m8J9w)

861 " He called me googly-eyes"

I hate that commercial, for all it *really* represents.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 07:31 AM (oVJmc)

862 Could be that the kid really does have googly-eyes. Anybody ever think of that ?

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 16, 2018 07:32 AM (udOi9)

863 Stacey Abrams campaign and legal team is preparing an unprecedented legal challenge in the unresolved Georgia governors race that could leave the states Supreme Court deciding whether to force another round of voting.

This scrunt should know better than most that it is time to go home since the FAT Lady has sung

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2018 07:32 AM (m8J9w)

864 Something keeps crashing my browser. WD!!!

Posted by: f'd at November 16, 2018 07:33 AM (UdKB7)

865 Besides, families aren't a democracy. Moms and Dads should be in charge of big decisions like that. Do what's best for your family and the kids will come along.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 07:33 AM (lwiT4)

866 860 How the hell have 63 people died in CA in the fires? Don't they know to get out of the way? I don't get it. Fire Fighter deaths I understand, but normal people? WTF
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2018 07:30 AM (m8J9w)

How many idiots died in Katrina waiting on a rescue? Darwinism is a bitch to the stoopid!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2018 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

867

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:33 AM (APnjM)

868 Nice devotional from "Our Daily Bread"

Thanks for who God is:

https://odb.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 07:33 AM (AllCR)

869 Ok that did not work

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:34 AM (APnjM)

870 "Could be that the kid really does have googly-eyes. Anybody ever think of that ?"

Yeh, that would push me right over the edge.

Posted by: Zombie Joseph Merrick at November 16, 2018 07:34 AM (cqNba)

871 'This scrunt should know better than most that it is time to go home since the FAT Lady has sung'

That sow has wasted who knows how much tax money on trying to steal the election. Somebody should soowie her.

Posted by: f'd at November 16, 2018 07:36 AM (UdKB7)

872 Thanksgiving next week... that came up fast

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:37 AM (a36X1)

873 I have my coffee and CFA biscuit, but I'm missing the seasoning that is the TMR.

Frere JJ, frere JJ....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 07:37 AM (UIwcO)

874 Wonder what he's hiding?

https://tinyurl.com/ycd3v7vq

Posted by: Zombie Joseph Merrick at November 16, 2018 07:38 AM (cqNba)

875 JJ wakes up at 4 eastern to give us the report and analysis.

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2018 07:38 AM (a36X1)

876 By, that's one misshapen sock.

Maybe I should change it, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 07:38 AM (cqNba)

877 This thread makes me feel so bi...

furcated.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:41 AM (n9EOP)

878 "The mere fact that someone condemns their children to government schooling should be a sign of prima facia evidence of child-abuse or have the notoriety of a scarlet letter. "

Well, then, I guess I qualify for one because we did homeschool our daughter for several years, but when I suddenly lost my job and both of us had to go back to work (because the job I got after that paid less than half what I made before), we had to put her in the local public school. We looked into Catholic school but none would take her because of her disability (autism). I guess we're just scummy child abusers too, eh? I understand not wanting to put your kid in government school, believe me -- we didn't want to either, but sheesh, there are times when it just can't be avoided.

Posted by: Secret Square at November 16, 2018 07:43 AM (9WuX0)

879 @802
Your husband is correct.

What we are seeing play out, almost to a tee is the late is the politcal and cultural realities of the late 19th and early 20th century with a healthy dollop of the 60's and 70's racialism and radicalism thrown in for good measure.

I'm operating under the understanding that all is lost and I have a few years to collect as many palm sized smooth stones as possible and find a landing pad before the TSRHTF.


Because political assignations, riots and civil unrest are right around the corner.




Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 07:43 AM (qxq6t)

880 time to get JJcated

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:43 AM (n9EOP)

881 A church pastor was trying to rescue residents and church members from the wildfires, when all of the sudden buildings and businesses started exploding all around them. The group managed to make it to his church, where they huddled together and prayed.

The town was leveled. The church was untouched, even the leaves were left on the trees.

https://tinyurl.com/y9bemwob

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 07:44 AM (lwiT4)

882 "A church pastor was trying to rescue residents and church members from the wildfires, when all of the sudden buildings and businesses started exploding all around them."

I would think that the high death toll from the CA fires is not just because people were "too stupid" to get out of the way but because the fires have spread so quickly that they physically could NOT get out of the way in time.

Posted by: Secret Square at November 16, 2018 07:47 AM (9WuX0)

883 Wonder what he's hiding?

https://tinyurl.com/

Posted by: Zombie Joseph Merrick at November 16, 2018 07:38 AM

At least he's consistent.

Refuses to do his job no matter what that entails.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 07:51 AM (UIwcO)

884 Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 07:44 AM (lwiT4)


....

Amazing!

I wonder if God is punishing California.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 07:55 AM (UIwcO)

885 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 16, 2018 07:56 AM (tSXzq)

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Federal Judge Orders Hillary Clinton To Answer Long-Evaded Questions About Her Secret Server

Via Mark Tapscott at Instapundit, a jidge has given Hillary Clinton a 30 day deadline to come clean.

Clean? Like with a BleachBit?

A federal judge ordered former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to answer five questions she has avoided for years about her use of a private email server to conduct official U.S. diplomatic business.

U.S. District Court Judge Emmett Sullivan on Wednesday gave Clinton 30 days to respond under oath to five questions.

These questions were all put to her nearly four years ago in a lawsuit filed by the nonprofit government watchdog Judicial Watch.

The five questions are:

1.) Who decided to create the clintonemail.com system?

2.) When was it created?

3.) Why was it created?

4.) Who set it up?

5.) When did it become operational?

So, is she going to claim under oath to a judge who seems suspicious of her that she created the server just so she could use one iPad or whatever bullshit reason she's offered before?

The judge added a bit more:

Sullivan also ordered Clinton to explain why, on Oct. 22, 2015, she told the House of Representatives Select Committee on Benghazi that virtually all of her emails "were in the State Department's system" and "if they want to see them, they would certainly have been able to do so."

The judge ordered Clinton to "identify the basis for this statement, including all facts on which you relied in support of the statement, how and when you became aware of these facts, and, if you were made aware of these facts by or through another person, identify the person who made you aware of these facts."

Lifezette notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely be asked follow-up questions by Judicial Watch.

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1 HANG THE HARPY!

Posted by: mb at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (/lb39)

2 sexism straight up

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)

3 Is it wrong of me wanting to see this woman witness the end of all she loves before a painful death?

(Money, power, influence)
Notice I didn't list Bubba, Chelsea, her grandkids.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (9rIkM)

4 sexism straight up
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)


*pours sexism*
*slides glass across bar*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

5 Just in the nick of time.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

6 MISOGYNY

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:41 PM (LL1Be)

7 Seems like there is going to be an outbreak of Arkanacide shortly.
I think some folks might get nervous

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 15, 2018 07:41 PM (fnWQo)

8 YES!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 07:41 PM (EYsyU)

9 I did not have smtp with that server

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (JFO2v)

10 Maybe some good news.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (K22Va)

11 "Uhm ... it all depends upon what the definition of Who, When, and Why is, Judge Deplorable. Not SHUT-UP!!!" -- Hillary 2020!

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (WqPYg)

12 Q1-Q5 : "I do not recall ...."

- HRC

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (bUjCl)

13 Wow. Good news?

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (bZ7mE)

14 I said I'm sick of hearing about her emails!

Posted by: Bernie Sandanista at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (5RXy6)

15 If he wins, we'll all hang from nooses!

Strange thing for a presidential candidate to say, no?

Wonder why she said it.

No I don't.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (gC2IV)

16 4 sexism straight up
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)

*pours sexism*
*slides glass across bar*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

Can I get one of those, with a patriarchy chaser?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (NWiLs)

17 Oooooo what is in a *sexism*. Is this a horde sourced cocktails?

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (fnWQo)

18 Lock Her Up!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (n9EOP)

19 Let me *interview* her. You'd be amazed what can be done with a whiffle ball bat and a curling iron.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (9rIkM)

20 3
Is it wrong of me wanting to see this woman witness the end of all she loves before a painful death?




Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (9rIkM)


======

If that's wrong, then I don't ever wanna be right.

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (WqPYg)

21 Is it wrong of me wanting to see this woman witness the end of all she loves before a painful death?

(Money, power, influence)
Notice I didn't list Bubba, Chelsea, her grandkids.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (9rIkM)


If election night 2016 was a taste of it, I could stand to see some more. But not all at once. Just a little at a time. Make it last.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (t+qrx)

22 It's so refreshing to see an outbreak of common sense, and some reason to believe that the system has not been completely corrupted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (dBiBP)

23 PB County missing votes Substantial number

So they were running dem votes thru many times!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (JFO2v)

24 10 Maybe some good news.
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (K22Va)


We sure as hell are overdue for it.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

25 What's a "jidge"? Is that like a little judge? Like a smidge?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (VpIIl)

26 Cue "she's a poor confused old woman" defense.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (IQkaI)

27 What difference does it make now?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (1g7ch)

28 All I did was wipe the server with a cloth. Why is everyone so upset?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (n9EOP)

29 Because I fucking felt like it, shitbird. What are you gonna do about it?

Posted by: Hillary! at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (gC2IV)

30 just another vast, right wing conspiracy. brought on by trump and his russian enablers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (KP5rU)

31 Can I get one of those, with a patriarchy chaser?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (NWiLs)


And a little paper umbrella.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (t+qrx)

32 We sure as hell are overdue for it.

Amen to that brother.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (K22Va)

33 Nothing will happen to her.If it looks bad she will have a health crisis and just leave the poor old lady alone!

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (BXMxN)

34 It's so refreshing to see an outbreak of common sense, and some reason to believe that the system has not been completely corrupted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (dBiBP)

Give them enough time...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (n9EOP)

35 Here come de jidge, here come de jidge.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (c+2jX)

36 Hmmm. This would be very interesting if Hillary is ever going to be held accountable for her crimes.

Is this just a scheme to keep her from running for president in 2020 and blowing Democrat chances?

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (4HMW8)

37 Hillary answer, "what does it matter now?"

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (aSpXp)

38
Delay, delay, delay
Will be the order of the day, day, day

We all know the Clinton playbook by heart.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (e7O7B)

39 She'll just continue lying

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (O2RFr)

40 Let me *interview* her. You'd be amazed what can be done with a whiffle ball bat and a curling iron.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (9rIkM)


50KV AC through the ol' exoskeleton.

*taps alligator clips together festively*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (t+qrx)

41
Taking bids on the number of extensions she gets. I say she gets out to 60 days without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (13CQC)

42 Clinton responded first by calling Trump's comments about her emails false, then said, "It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country."

Trump, as if continuing her sentence, added: "Because you'd be in jail."

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (VhKw6)

43 Merry Christmas, Hillary.

Posted by: windbag at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (fUr6W)

44 Jeff Sessions to recuse himself from this case in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (WqPYg)

45 I don't know nothin' 'bout programin' no servers!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (n9EOP)

46 Ok Ok, l'll answer the questions. Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (gC2IV)

47 She just has to flash her Democrat Get Out of Jail Card. No problem.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (t+1tH)

48 IS a "jidge" so small it firs in a messenger bag or on a crooked shelf?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (VpIIl)

49
Let me *interview* her. You'd be amazed what can be done with a whiffle ball bat and a curling iron.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (9rIkM)


Pffft, as if!

The woman was "this close" to becoming a Marine. She had Navy Seal in her sights. In her sights!

NO WAY you'd break her.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (pNxlR)

50 Alright! I knew Jeff Sessions would come through!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (Evws/)

51 30 days to answer 5 questions. That should take about 5 minutes to answer if you're telling the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)

52 35
Here come de jidge, here come de jidge.

Flip would be popular these days.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (K22Va)

53 2 sexism straight up
Posted by: votermom


And, considering that every time Hillary Clinton enters a black church, she suddenly acquired a super-authentic black accent -- it's RACIST too!

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (c+2jX)

54 30 days? I know it's been years and 30 days ain't much in context, but give her until 10:00 ET tomorrow (which is reasonable - one hour after the business day starts) and clap the bitch in leg irons if she doesn't comply.

Good grief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (I2dne)

55 bitch will never see the inside of a courtroom. ever. bank it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (KP5rU)

56 >>>virtually all of her emails "were in the State Department's system" and "if they want to see them, they would certainly have been able to do so."


Because virtually all of the e-mails (that you know about) are in the State system (either To: or From.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (1g7ch)

57 We all know the Clinton playbook by heart.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly

Wouldn't the playbook be "delay, *hic*, delay, *shart*, delay"?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (5RXy6)

58

In breaking news, federal judge commits suicide standing in the middle of heavy traffic on the Interstate by throwing himself backward on to 37 forks before being run over by heavy equipment earth mover and spontaneously combusting...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (eF92S)

59 If Hillary gets indicted, will we get three flaming skulls in pudding cups?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (d7Ww2)

60 Hillary Clinton -- the first black First Lady.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (c+2jX)

61 https://youtu.be/f0OteXcs-AI

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (OMsf+)

62 Nothing will happen to her.If it looks bad she will have a health crisis and just leave the poor old lady alone!

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (BXMxN)


The jidge will have to ensure that there are no bollards permitted in the court room!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (n9EOP)

63 I see Hillary's 2020 campaign slogan in this: "It was him!".

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (VpIIl)

64 I'm past caring about the server, it's become one of those everybody does it deals.

Full disclosure: Took my first cruise this month, didn't meet Kristol but my willingness to embrace the political outrage of the hour has been greatly reduced. Taking another one in a few months. It's a warm cocoon of ignorance that is very comforting. Call me a cuck all you want but I'll still vote Trump in 2020 unless he does something fucktarded like sign a gun control bill.

Posted by: Neil it's not rape if I'm wearing the dress DeGrasse Tyson at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (1L9V9)

65 Dudes, hellary ain't answering a damn thing and we know it. On a lighter note, I saw 4, 6, and 8pt bucks last two days and didn't shoot. Could have shot a fat doe or 5 but didn't. I confess I wanted a hog. Damnit.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (zLDYs)

66 19 You'd be amazed what can be done with a whiffle ball bat and a curling iron.

whiffle ball seems a bit light for curling; you need something with some heft to it.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (NmR1a)

67 Yeah, if I had money to donate, it would go to Judicial Watch.

Posted by: shibumi at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (z1Dz9)

68
This is the Jarndyce v. Jarndyce of lawsuits. Hillary Clinton will never answer those questions. Ever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (LsBY9)

69 I can type up her affidavit right quick:

1.) Who decided to create the clintonemail.com system?

Response: I do not recall.

2.) When was it created?

Response: I do not recall.

3.) Why was it created?

Response: I do not recall.

4.) Who set it up?

Response: I do not recall.

5.) When did it become operational?

Response: I do not recall.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (VhKw6)

70 58




In breaking news, federal judge commits suicide standing in the
middle of heavy traffic on the Interstate by throwing himself backward
on to 37 forks before being run over by heavy equipment earth mover and
spontaneously combusting...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (eF92S)


=====

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (WqPYg)

71 Ok off topic. I have to pick up Heidi at the airport in an hour. I've had 1 1/2 shots of vodka about 30 minutes ago and ate a chicken breast.

Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (+6jVU)

72 Jidge not, lest ye be jidged.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (c+2jX)

73
I didn't like this movie the first time.
Not watching it again.
I know how it ends.

Couple a minions get the rack
Cruella Devilla had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 15, 2018 07:50 PM (hrcfq)

74 Hillary had to stay in the limelight so she could claim political persecution and avoid any repercussions of her activities. She's tried, but she's fading. Cancelation of her traveling circus shows are her doom.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:50 PM (gC2IV)

75 Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (+6jVU)
++++++++++
1) I was told there would be no math.
2) If you assume one hour to metabolize one shot (your mileage will vary, but that's official guidance IIRC), you're at 2.5 shots in 2 hours' time, so probably borderline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (I2dne)

76 71 Ok off topic. I have to pick up Heidi at the airport in an hour. I've had 1 1/2 shots of vodka about 30 minutes ago and ate a chicken breast.

Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


All police cruisers are now equipped with "Chicken Breast Breath" breathalyzers -- so you'd better have a couple more shots of vodka to cover up that chicken smell!

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (c+2jX)

77 Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Put pennies in your mouth to be sure.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (5RXy6)

78 23 PB County missing votes Substantial number

So they were running dem votes thru many times!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (JFO2v)


Easier to run through the stacks from precincts with Dem supermajority...
"Whoa! Precinct 23 went 90% Dem"
"Run it through again."
"Only 132 votes though."
"Run it through five times"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (1g7ch)

79 no bob

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (aSpXp)

80 72
Jidge not, lest ye be jidged.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (c+2jX)

if it was a judge this wouldn't be happening.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (+6jVU)

81 Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (+6jVU)


Make sure to print out the answer you get. The jidge will appreciate it.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (VhKw6)

82 Ok off topic. I have to pick up Heidi at the airport
in an hour. I've had 1 1/2 shots of vodka about 30 minutes ago and ate a
chicken breast.

Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.




Posted by: Cannibal Bob

----
Go to airport now. Drink more there. Make the ride home much more interesting.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (9rIkM)

83 wake me up when the shitbag is fitted for an orange jumpsuit and leg irons. nothing will come of this.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (KP5rU)

84 I don't recall.I don't recall.I don't recall.I don't recall.

Posted by: Runway Hitchhiker at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (vtd+q)

85 79
no bob

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (aSpXp)

LMAO....show me your work willow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (+6jVU)

86 Well, I guess it'll be "interesting" to watch how this will turn into a nothingburger with no consequences.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (tSXzq)

87
Consuming chicken breasts are gateway path to abusing vodka?

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (pNxlR)

88 Posted by: Cannibal Bob

But seriously, the answer to your question can be found here: How fat are you?

If you're big and hefty, you can have another shot. If you're scrawny and tiny, better call Uber.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (c+2jX)

89 "Posted by: Cannibal Bob
"
Depends on your weight and time of consumption

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (VpIIl)

90
Hate to say it, but I can see a way around every one of those questions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (13CQC)

91 Don't jidge me, bro!

Posted by: Weasel at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

92 Go to airport now. Drink more there. Make the ride home much more interesting.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (9rIkM)


This, but also go for a ride on the baggage claim carousel. It's what they're for.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

93 Reminds me I want to give judicial watch some money. Someday my budget will allow this, unfortunately probably not for a few months.

Posted by: paleRider at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (eASYU)

94 Bob, no, but when you get home, you can have the whole bottle !

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (bUjCl)

95 Should we really be discussing breasts and vodka in a Hillary thread?

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (VhKw6)

96 Go to airport now. Drink more there. Make the ride home much more interesting.


Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (9rIkM)

I'd let Heidi drive back but she makes bring the a flask, ice and a glass.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (+6jVU)

97 im not a cop I just play one usually at night.

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (aSpXp)

98 67
Yeah, if I had money to donate, it would go to Judicial Watch.


Posted by: shibumi at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (z1Dz9)

=====

Judicial Watch: doing the work that the American U.S. Congress, FBI, and DOJ won't do ...

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

99
Count Every Vote!

Answer No Questions!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (LsBY9)

100 Go to airport now. Drink more there. Make the ride home much more interesting.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (9rIkM)

This, but also go for a ride on the baggage claim carousel. It's what they're for.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++
Also, you can befriend a TSA agent by telling him, "that badge looks stupid."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (I2dne)

101

If she answers Awan Imron or whoever it was that did DWS's IT system, I'll get the pudding out. I'd love to see her throw DWS under the bus to try to get out of this felony charge.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (HaL55)

102 She calls it her Uber Platinum Plan.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (+6jVU)

103 Go for it, Bob!

Disclaimer: I'm probably not the best person to listen to on the subject.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (gC2IV)

104 bob don't take a shot Until the airport bar, let Heidi drive home

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (aSpXp)

105 I like the baggage carousel idea. Very big hit on youtube.

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

106 The woman was "this close" to becoming a Marine. She had Navy Seal in her sights. In her sights!

NO WAY you'd break her.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM

Five minutes with me, and this pencil....*holds up #2 pencil*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (DVvHX)

107 ---Jarndyce v. Jarndyce---

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (LsBY9)


Bonus points for the "classic" reference!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (n9EOP)

108 Should we really be discussing breasts and vodka in a Hillary thread?
Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (VhKw6)
++++++++++++
Better than the alternative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (I2dne)

109
I have to pick up Heidi at the airport

in an hour. I've had 1 1/2 shots of vodka about 30 minutes ago and ate a

chicken breast.

Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.
------------------

This is why you should have paid attention to the Word Problems.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (13CQC)

110 58

In breaking news, federal judge commits suicide standing in the middle of heavy traffic on the Interstate by throwing himself backward on to 37 forks before being run over by heavy equipment earth mover and spontaneously combusting...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (eF92S)

with the 3 .22s to back of head Was Ruled Suicide!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (JFO2v)

111 does western union still have a telegram division?


want to send "suck it" to gillum

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (MTjB1)

112

Vodka: one minute you're eating chicken cutlets, the next you are tossing cloaca salads in the coop...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (eF92S)

113 Bob, make sure you give the cop waiving people out of the pickup area the finger. They like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (VpIIl)

114 im not a cop I just play one usually at night.

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (aSpXp)

Ah, so THAT's what the handcuffs are for?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (n9EOP)

115 It appears we have willow.... yo willow... you behavin'?????

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (ffWPP)

116 OK, this is reminding me of Emergency Medicine. if I listened to you guys I'd never get out of jail!


*fills flask for Heidi*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (+6jVU)

117 If she answers Awan Imron or whoever it was that did DWS's IT system, I'll get the pudding out. I'd love to see her throw DWS under the bus to try to get out of this felony charge.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (HaL55)


Actually that would be an excellent answer for her, because what could they do? DoJ gave Awan's immunity from everything in exchange for a plea to something trivial.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (VhKw6)

118 83
wake me up when the shitbag is fitted for an orange jumpsuit and leg irons. nothing will come of this.

Don't say that, you may never wake up, fuvkers.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (K22Va)

119
This, but also go for a ride on the baggage claim carousel. It's what they're for.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (t+qrx)


Cadge a free ride on one of those annoying "meep meep meep" people movers, too. Just don't blow chunks on the driver.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (pNxlR)

120 Every extra dollar I have goes to Judicial Watch.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (MxLTX)

121 It's Wodka.... c'mon...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (ffWPP)

122 2 1/2 shots of vodka one 180 lb man brake light out. cop pulls him over, 180 lb man asks cop if it was ok if he just drank one more shot of vodka before hitting the road.

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (aSpXp)

123 109
I have to pick up Heidi at the airport

Being caught drunk vs. fukn a 10 year old cow herd girl is least of probs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (JFO2v)

124 Lifezette notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely be asked follow-up questions by Judicial Watch.


Like her attorney, Cheryl Mills, who was granted immunity?

Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (1uG1d)

125
Couple a minions get the rack
-------------
I'll actually be okay with that. I'm sick of minions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (13CQC)

126 with the 3 .22s to back of head Was Ruled Suicide!
Posted by: rhennigantx at N



well, some people are tougher than others.

snowflakes would be killed by the blowback.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)

127 If she answers Awan Imron or whoever it was that did DWS's IT system, I'll get the pudding out. I'd love to see her throw DWS under the bus to try to get out of this felony charge.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (HaL55)


Oh holy shit, yes, this please.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (t+qrx)

128 Prediction this goes no where in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (T4oHT)

129 Call me a cuck all you want but I'll still vote Trump in 2020 unless he does something fucktarded like sign a gun control bill.
Posted by: Neil it's not rape if I'm wearing the dress DeGrasse Tyson at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (1L9V9)


20% ethanol for you!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (1g7ch)

130 Slap hot iron to it, Bob! Wait, what was the question?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (gC2IV)

131 What you are seeing is the first salvo in taking away all the immunity agreements the old DOJ took away.

Immunity agreements always have a clause in them that says, if you've lied, your immunity is gone.

And we KNOW she and her staff lied time and time again.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (NgKpN)

132
I can type up her affidavit right quick:
-----------------
I was going to say "Ask the tech guy," but I think a presidential candidate with total memory fail might be more natural.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (13CQC)

133 Wanna bet Googly Eyes lawyers up????

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (ffWPP)

134
Zombies correct. Fat guys get all the breaks. Except of course, being fat.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 07:58 PM (e7O7B)

135 I kind of feel like having a beer, while waiting for my next plane but I'm so tired I'd fall asleep and not wake up until next week.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2018 07:58 PM (Hp5Dz)

136 95 Should we really be discussing breasts and vodka in a Hillary thread?
Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (VhKw6)

Hillarys Tits scariest horror movie eva

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:58 PM (JFO2v)

137 I still think if the shit the Democrats pulled was out in the open they wouldn't have won anything, Hillary should have been prosecuted.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:58 PM (T4oHT)

138 "I don't know, I was drunk on my ass and working on my fourth stroke.."

Posted by: Hilldog at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (LOq4H)

139 Actually that would be an excellent answer for her, because what could they do? DoJ gave Awan's immunity from everything in exchange for a plea to something trivial.
Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (VhKw6)

--------------------

He was given immunity from what they knew about at the time. This would be new stuff.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (ffYR/)

140
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I am the most qualified candidate ever."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (LsBY9)

141 i always take a backpack to the airort. leave it unattended in a corner. good fucking times.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (KP5rU)

142 Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM

What did I miss?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (n9EOP)

143 Bob-
Continue drinking and send an Uber for Heidi. Make sure you've got a drink ready for her when she gets home. Let us know how it works out.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (OUwAp)

144 For some reason, I'm getting ads for Fabletics, featuring the backsides of toned young models in their skin-tight product. I'm in favor, but I know that very few of the people who will wear them will look like that.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (T6t7i)

145 Cadge a free ride on one of those annoying "meep meep meep" people movers, too. Just don't blow chunks on the driver.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (pNxlR)


Walk with purpose on the moving walkway, in the wrong direction.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

146 I'm sick of hearing about her emails!
Posted by: Bernie Sandanista

I am too--very sick.

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (Ndje9)

147 I'd love to see her throw DWS under the bus to try to get out of this felony charge.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (HaL55)

dancing with stars

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (JFO2v)

148 Killary roasted in a nice vodka sauce. Just saying.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (MxLTX)

149 I'm going to predict that her answe to the questions will be a simple one: "I don't recall."

Posted by: Nan at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (gC3e7)

150 zombie, you here??? Earlier thread someone asked for link to your description on tranny surgical procedures you described the other day.... I had no link, ( but I did have nightmares....)...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (ffWPP)

151 Blaster is right and...
The judge will say "that's good enough for me "

Posted by: Drc at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (llGBY)

152 EVERYTHING THAT BOLLARD SAID IS A GOD DAMNED LIE!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (IEfbP)

153 "87
Consuming chicken breasts are gateway path to abusing vodka?

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (pNxlR) "


Well, that explains a lot !
*tosses down a nother one*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (tSXzq)

154
1. "I don't recall"
2. *hic!*
3. Free as a bird.

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (qb5PP)

155 Hadrian, you read Mills' deposition.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (MxLTX)

156
Actually that would be an excellent answer for her,
because what could they do? DoJ gave Awan's immunity from everything in
exchange for a plea to something trivial.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (VhKw6)

-----------------
Giving this worm one more turn. If anyone, even someone with immunity, was subpoenaed, they would still have to tell the truth or perjure themselves. THEN things would get fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (13CQC)

157 For some reason, I'm getting ads for Fabletics, featuring the backsides of toned young models in their skin-tight product.



=

they usually rely on cookies from sites you visit to advertise...so what were you looking at before ?

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (bUjCl)

158 Speaking of criminals, I see the DOJ wants to grandstand and bring charges against Julian Assange. Why? The big fish in that incident was Manning and we gave him a get out of jail free card after less than four years. All bringing charges will do is get us in an international pissing match with Ecuador. I don't get it.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (gNCcC)

159 Killary roasted in a nice vodka sauce. Just saying.
Posted by: Ben Had

She calls that "Brunch".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 08:02 PM (5RXy6)

160
Cannibal Bob and Hillary have the same answer: "I was drunk at the time."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:02 PM (LsBY9)

161 they usually rely on cookies from sites you visit to advertise...so what were you looking at before ?

Posted by: runner


An excellent question.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 08:02 PM (T6t7i)

162 Posted by: lowandslow at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (gNCcC)

Good thing there's no such thing as the Deep State, or I'd be concerned!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 08:03 PM (n9EOP)

163 I have an elderly FIL who has some hilarious ads in his email..... I don't think he understands the internet, much....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:03 PM (ffWPP)

164 "158 Speaking of criminals, I see the DOJ wants to grandstand and bring charges against Julian Assange. Why? The big fish in that incident was Manning and we gave him a get out of jail free card after less than four years. All bringing charges will do is get us in an international pissing match with Ecuador. I don't get it.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (gNCcC) "


Variation 4 e of Failure Theater.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 08:03 PM (tSXzq)

165 Gotcha covered, Hilldog...

*winks*

Posted by: Judge Humuhumunukunukuapua'a at November 15, 2018 08:03 PM (DTX3h)

166 96
I'd let Heidi drive back but she makes bring the a flask, ice and a glass.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (+6jVU)


If she's just been on a flight, she probably needs the booze more than you.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

167 Ha! HRC scoffs at your puny orders! Why, with the demunists regaining the house, she's practically Presidentess!

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2018 08:04 PM (nGRtn)

168 150 zombie, you here??? Earlier thread someone asked for link to your description on tranny surgical procedures you described the other day.... I had no link, ( but I did have nightmares....)...
Posted by: kraken


Gee, i forget what thread that was. Let me check.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (c+2jX)

169 Here is what was in Awan's plea deal:

After the entry of your client's plea of guilty to the offense identified in paragraph 1 above, your client will not be charged with any non-violent criminal offense in violation of Federal or District of Columbia law which was committed within the District of Columbia by your client prior to the execution of this Agreement....

That is get out of jail free for anything done prior to the deal.

Hillary's email server would be covered, I think.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (VhKw6)

170 So Judges.... Good, or Bad?????

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (ffWPP)

171 how many pity party events did the old booze bag sell out?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

172 Posted by: kraken

Can you remember what the topic of the actual Original Post was?

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:06 PM (c+2jX)

173 Macedonian Content Farmers! Bimbos!

Bosnian Snipers!
SERPENTINE!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 08:06 PM (LL1Be)

174 172 Posted by: kraken

Can you remember what the topic of the actual Original Post was?
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:06 PM (c+2jX)

No, I'm a disorganized cephalopod....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (ffWPP)

175 172
Posted by: kraken



Can you remember what the topic of the actual Original Post was?

Posted by: zombie


IIRC, it was about the many uses of the Vegematic.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (T6t7i)

176 God bless Judicial Watch.

Posted by: bluebell at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (U5tDi)

177 Judicial Watch for AG!

Posted by: Benjamin Cardozo at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (ZxU8C)

178 171 how many pity party events did the old booze bag sell out?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

I hear the Bill & Hill book tour is cancelled actually. Not enough attendees?

Mooch is the shiny new hope. Thinking she'll run in 2024, unless she's cocky enough to run in 2020.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (XZ3Gp)

179 For those saying that nothing happens to her, I would agree if there was an establishment politician in the white house. Trump ain't.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (gC2IV)

180 169 Debbie Whatshername Shultz is covered by that

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (T4oHT)

181 Wiped? Like with a dirty rag?

Posted by: Jidge Jidy at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (aKsyK)

182 Ladies and Gentlemen, I hearby give you the only reason Hillary has declared she is running for 2020 Preezy:

Because she kicks off her campaign in January 2019, and if The Donald finally gets enough evidence to have her arrested and charged with her many and sundry crimes, she gets to wail (amplified times a trillion by the MFM):

"BANANA REPUBLIC!!!!!! TRUMP-HITLER IS HAVING HIS ELECTION OPPONENT JAILED RATHER THAN FACING HER ON ELECTION DAY!!!!"

Bitch has to run. It's the only way she stays free.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (BfOXk)

183 TuCa talking bout Nasty Pelosi -
Repubs should vote for her to be Speaker.
Because her botox riddled brain can barely speak, but when it does it gets stuck on G W Bush.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (1g7ch)

184 "173 Macedonian Content Farmers! Bimbos!

Bosnian Snipers!
SERPENTINE!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 08:06 PM (LL1Be) "


OPAA !

*throws plate on floor*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (tSXzq)

185 yay, birthday. *blows paper horn*

I celebrated by getting a molar drilled and filled

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (ykYG2)

186 Mooch2024 #freethetuck

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (eF92S)

187

It was either yesterday or the day before, zombie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (HaL55)

188 176
God bless Judicial Watch.


True, but as I've said before, I won't give them any more money until they stop wasting my previous donation on an endless stream of additional mailers asking for money. Seriously, guys, get on that and I'll send the cash.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (T6t7i)

189 Desired end state: Hillary in fetal position on the floor of a federal prison, crying inconsolably.

Posted by: Benjamin Cardozo at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (ZxU8C)

190 178

Mooch is the shiny new hope. Thinking she'll run in 2024, unless she's cocky enough to run in 2020.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (XZ3Gp


Oh, she's cocky all right....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (ffWPP)

191 Killary could never serpentine 'cause she could never figure out - go right

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (MxLTX)

192 I have had a theory that Assange is a CIA asset. I arrived at this by noting that the nexus of the Trump collusion scandal was London, that the stuff revealed by wikileaks wasn't really that dangerous and was perhaps even beneficial to US (think Manning got commuted because he looks good in a dress?) and that it would be a great way to catch leakers and it would also be a good way to get secrets delivered from other countries.

Anyway, I think Assange is CIA. And he was being used against Trump.

Going up against Trump is a low percentage move.

Ask Avenatti.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (VhKw6)

193 So Judges.... Good, or Bad?????
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (ffWPP)


The bit about Samson is always a crowd favorite.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:10 PM (t+qrx)

194 143
Bob-

Continue drinking and send an Uber for Heidi. Make sure you've got a
drink ready for her when she gets home. Let us know how it works out.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (OUwAp)

I can tell you now. if she was traveling with some asshole shed say "thats ok honey" and she'd stab me in my sleep. Ok flask filled. Off I go. thanks so much for having my best interests at heart you maniacs. Well willow did.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 08:10 PM (+6jVU)

195 So they were running dem votes thru many times!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (JFO2v)

That's what Detroit was doing in 2016. Aren't ballots made to go through only once, some type of protection against multiple trips though?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:10 PM (kiSdp)

196 For those saying that nothing happens to her, I would agree if there was an establishment politician in the white house. Trump ain't.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (gC2IV)

---------------

That would be encouraging if not for all the Deep State slimeballs still in place.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:11 PM (ffYR/)

197 187

It was either yesterday or the day before, zombie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy a


Nah, it was several days before that.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:11 PM (c+2jX)

198 Posted by: bluebell at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (U5tDi)

I think I've found my Christmas gift for you!

https://www.amazon.com/Ka-Bar-Tactical-Spork-Spoon-Knife/dp/B07JG8WZMN

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 08:11 PM (n9EOP)

199 Mooch/Harris 2024- because you can never have too many angry black women.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:11 PM (MxLTX)

200 So.... maybe the Democrat cheating is not working in FLA & GA????

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:11 PM (ffWPP)

201 They never actually convict the rich and famous.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (ZxU8C)

202 The thread is somewhere on this page:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/2018_11.php

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (c+2jX)

203 boulder terlit hobo , happy birthday!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (XZ3Gp)

204
181 Wiped? Like with a dirty rag?
Posted by: Jidge Jidy at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (aKsyK)


How many times I gotta tell you ladies -- throw used tampons in the trash!

-- Building Super Tired of Snaking Out the Toilets

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (pNxlR)

205 Dibs on all of Bob's stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (gC2IV)

206 happy birthday, bth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (KP5rU)

207 OH shit, did I just get myself banned.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (MxLTX)

208
Happy 29th, BTH!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:13 PM (LsBY9)

209 Michelle will never run for office. It's work. She is allergic to work.

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 08:13 PM (bUjCl)

210 Mooch is the shiny new hope. Thinking she'll run in 2024, unless she's cocky enough to run in 2020.
Posted by: votermom
----
Oh don't worry, she'd cocky enough. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 08:13 PM (9rIkM)

211
I hear the Bill Hill book tour is cancelled actually. Not enough attendees?

------------------
Fuk, you made me look. I see that rumor all over the place but Ticketmaster and all them still show An Evening With The Clintons.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 08:13 PM (13CQC)

212 Heating up the iron for Bob, boss!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

213
Dibs on all of Bob's stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (gC2IV)


"One condom. Used."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:14 PM (LsBY9)

214 202 The thread is somewhere on this page:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/2018_11.php
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (c+2jX)

Thanks, zombie.... this is for Surfperch edification.... I mentioned it with shuddering and loathing, he wanted a link.... hmmm...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:14 PM (ffWPP)

215 Bob's gonna spend the night in the box, isn't he?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:14 PM (gC2IV)

216 thanks all. glad I made it past September-October this year. thanks to ace and the cobs for keeping this community alive.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

217 215 Bob's gonna spend the night in the box, isn't he?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:14 PM (gC2IV)

He's gotta get his mind right.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

218 That's what Detroit was doing in 2016. Aren't ballots made to go through only once, some type of protection against multiple trips though?
Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:10 PM (kiSdp)

-------------

Here in GA, it is machine only voting on election day if you go in person. Any paper ballots are numbered so the readers can't count them a second time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (ffYR/)

219 212
Heating up the iron for Bob, boss!

Didn't we go thru this before?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (K22Va)

220 and it's good to have votermom's moron book depository and chavez's neverending well of hilarious insults.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

221 Dibs on all of Bob's stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (gC2IV)


Who gets the hot iron?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 08:16 PM (n9EOP)

222 219 212
Heating up the iron for Bob, boss!

Didn't we go thru this before?
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (K22Va)

You can get your wig split more than once, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 08:16 PM (NWiLs)

223 Are fuzzy handcuffs standard issue for most US cops?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 08:16 PM (Evws/)

224 OH shit, did I just get myself banned.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (MxLTX)

-----------

I refreshed and still saw your post.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (ffYR/)

225 Are fuzzy handcuffs standard issue for most US cops?





Only for officer Nasty.

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)

226 223 Are fuzzy handcuffs standard issue for most US cops?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 08:16 PM (Evws/)

Only in San Francisco.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

227 You can get your wig split more than once, you know.

Lol, watch your topknot brothers.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (K22Va)

228 Google this:

scab transgender zombie site:minx.cc


Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (VhKw6)

229 228 Google this:

scab transgender zombie site:minx.cc


Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (VhKw6)


Yeah... that's it.... oy.... oyoyoyoyoy......

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (ffWPP)

230 Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (VhKw6)

I don't think so!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (n9EOP)

231 65 Dudes, hellary ain't answering a damn thing and we know it. On a lighter note, I saw 4, 6, and 8pt bucks last two days and didn't shoot. Could have shot a fat doe or 5 but didn't. I confess I wanted a hog. Damnit.
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (zLDYs)

Dude! I sat in my tree stand yesterday (first day of 4-day "any dear" day). It was 17 degrees with a 20 knot wind. I saw a red squirrel.
Please send 4, 6 or 8 pointer northeast.

Posted by: RI Red at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (9pTdO)

232 It's Wodka...
-------
Time you got off that milk diet, lad.

Posted by: lt cdr montgomery scott at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (Evws/)

233 Calm Mentor, Thanks. I should have chosen more wisely.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (MxLTX)

234 Bob needs to get back in the gym. What's this drinking bullshit while trying to get in shape?

Posted by: literally serious at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (1hhNr)

235

Yeah, everything feels like it happened just a couple of days ago, even stuff that happened last week or two months ago.


And if it's been longer than that, it seems like it happened last summer for some weird reason. It's this 29-year-old memory...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:20 PM (HaL55)

236 Meanwhile the guy who shouted "Heil Hitler, Heil Trump!" at the Fiddler on the Roof performance was doing it because he was drunk and hated Trump...but mostly because _______ (Mad lib)

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:20 PM (VhKw6)

237 There's only one kind of server you need to examine.

Kielbasa, anyone?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 15, 2018 08:20 PM (Z9C5C)

238 Here in GA, it is machine only voting on election day if you go in person. Any paper ballots are numbered so the readers can't count them a second time.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (ffYR/)

Same in MI. Are the provisionals being run through 61 times each or something?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:20 PM (kiSdp)

239 Love that Florida reporter who's been updating TuCa on the mess there...He has a "The good news is.../The bad news is..." -- and it's hilarious.

And the Univision reporter can fuck right off.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 15, 2018 08:21 PM (aUn7U)

240 I see a similarity between the Clinton's and the Peron's of Argentina. The Peron's also had a 'Foundation'. Don't know about a Global initiative, though.

Posted by: SweetAndy at November 15, 2018 08:21 PM (UUDCR)

241 i think i love this judge.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 08:21 PM (9ORmh)

242 Meanwhile the guy who shouted "Heil Hitler, Heil Trump!" at the Fiddler on the Roof performance [in Baltimore] was doing it because he was drunk and hated Trump...but mostly because _______

___ he just flew in from Florida and felt jet lagged?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (ykYG2)

243 4 sexism straight up
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)

*pours sexism*
*slides glass across bar*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (t+qrx)


You're supposed to serve it by saying "Here you go sugartits."

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (WaxcS)

244 228 Google this:

scab transgender zombie site:minx.cc

Posted by: blaster


That doesn't work. I've tried all sorts fo Google searches on Ace's site, using phrases in my comment, but they don't show up. Google is not indexing Ace, or at least not doing it quickly.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)

245 OAN has some chick that does selfie videos reporting on Florida and it looks like she is running some sort of anime filter on herself.

She's cute, but it's a bit offputting.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (VhKw6)

246 And serve it with only 70% of what you would give a man.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 08:23 PM (WaxcS)

247 228 Google this:

scab transgender zombie site:minx.cc

Posted by: blaster

Doing the union transgenders' jobs while the strike is still on?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 08:23 PM (NWiLs)

248 If Hillz were convicted, and if she were actually imprisoned - work with me people, this is a hypothetical question - and if a Dem was elected President, would that Prez announce the pardon immediately after being sworn in, or would they first give their speech about boldly going forward etc etc.

Posted by: 2009Refuvee at November 15, 2018 08:23 PM (2xR5z)

249 211
Fuk, you made me look. I see that rumor all over the place but Ticketmaster and all them still show An Evening With The Clintons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 08:13 PM (13CQC)


Yeah, it looks like lots of seats are available for 12/4 in Sugar Land, TX. I could get second row center for $550.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

250 That doesn't work. I've tried all sorts fo Google searches on Ace's site, using phrases in my comment, but they don't show up. Google is not indexing Ace, or at least not doing it quickly.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)

------------

search site:acecomments.mu.nu "phrase"

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:24 PM (ffYR/)

251 That doesn't work. I've tried all sorts fo Google searches on Ace's site, using phrases in my comment, but they don't show up. Google is not indexing Ace, or at least not doing it quickly.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)


When I google that it is 5th result.

Make sure to use site:minx.cc not one of the ace addresses.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:24 PM (VhKw6)

252 *raises glass*
Cheers and happy 29th BTH!
Wishing you positive vibes and blessings to arrive soon!!!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 15, 2018 08:25 PM (fnWQo)

253
would that Prez announce the pardon immediately after being sworn in, or would they first give their speech about boldly going forward etc etc.

Dem prez: "Hillary who?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:25 PM (LsBY9)

254 Nic reset

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 15, 2018 08:25 PM (2xR5z)

255 Doing the union transgenders' jobs while the strike is still on?
Posted by: Insomniac

Look for the union tranny label

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 08:25 PM (5RXy6)

256 Post should be called "On her Majesty's Secret Server"

Posted by: Erik L at November 15, 2018 08:26 PM (0MGkA)

257 her Majesty's Secret Server

That's a good one. Senior Punstable Muldoon might call in a warrant for you, though

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

258 For all of you wondering about Zombie's description, it's fucking horrifying. Leave it at that. You're welcome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:27 PM (gC2IV)

259 Why give her the questions ahead of time unless you're looking for some bullshit answer?

Posted by: Gwen Ifill at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (QrTqV)

260 RI Red @ 231- 27 degrees here in ETEX this morning. All Mrs. E (3/4 mile away and over the hill) saw was does, and she didn't shoot neither. We have until 21st to get a doe, January to get a couple bucks, and hogs all the time.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (zLDYs)

261 Good Evening Morons and Moronettes. A week away from eating ourselves into a coma.

I'm looking forward to my annual slice of pumpkin pie.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (dczB+)

262 Time to dust off the blue-tinted, head-injury, concussion, vertigo, goo-goo goggles.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 08:29 PM (LL1Be)

263 I need to make a will to ensure that Judicial Watch gets a bequest from my eventual estate.

My liberal wife can go jump.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 15, 2018 08:29 PM (woEOf)

264 from the other thread about death penalty for voter fraud. you know that's never going to happen because all the donks doing it already primae facie retarded and ineligible for the DT.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 08:29 PM (7J5t2)

265 I can type up her affidavit right quick:

1.) Who decided to create the clintonemail.com system?

Response: I do not recall.

2.) When was it created?

Response: I do not recall.

3.) Why was it created?

Response: I do not recall.

4.) Who set it up?

Response: I do not recall.

5.) When did it become operational?

Response: I do not recall.
The day I sent the 1st email. Look it up yourself.
Oh, wait.......


Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (VhKw6)

Suggested edit.

Posted by: tbodie at November 15, 2018 08:30 PM (wyNrR)

266 Why give her the questions ahead of time unless you're looking for some bullshit answer?
Posted by: Gwen Ifill at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (QrTqV)

--------------

She has known the questions since 2015. She has just refused to answer them. The Judge just forced her to answer them, under oath.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:30 PM (ffYR/)

267 man, what a bad time to issue this ruling, considering how depressed everyone is about this time of year. There's going to be a lot of saddddd people in Clinton land, if you catch my drift..

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 08:30 PM (7J5t2)

268 258 For all of you wondering about Zombie's description, it's fucking horrifying. Leave it at that. You're welcome.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:27 PM (gC2IV)


It is.... someone here the other day mentioned a horrible movie, said don't even read about it... so, I read about it.... yeah, really horrible...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:31 PM (ffWPP)

269 Okay that is the weirdest googling ever. When I google what I suggested, it has an excerpt of the description, but if you click on it, it comes back to this thread - which is like being in bizzaro world.

And if you try to google:

"of the hole closing up, of scabs constantly forming, of infections, and pus draining"

Well, just don't.

And why would you? Honestly.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (VhKw6)

270
I could get second row center for $550.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)
--------------------
Well that blows my notions about Sugarland, Texas. Which admittedly were formed on no basis whatsoever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (13CQC)

271 When I google that it is 5th result.

Epicsearch has it as the first one

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (Y9zp1)

272
If their ads are any indication, KFC is committing corporate seppuku.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (LsBY9)

273 I have more faith in judicial watch than I do in: Huber will come with 40,000 indictments.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (ZuGkg)

274 Lying to a Federal agent is like evading taxes.

Posted by: Zombie Alphonse Capone at November 15, 2018 08:33 PM (ABjxW)

275 Here are words and phrases I used in that comment:

"horrifying in the extreme"
wound
suppurating
malpractice
"skin grafts"
maintain
vagina
tranny
"M-F"

With those, you should be able to find it. I can't, though.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:33 PM (c+2jX)

276 267 man, what a bad time to issue this ruling, considering how depressed everyone is about this time of year. There's going to be a lot of saddddd people in Clinton land, if you catch my drift..
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 08:30 PM (7J5t2)

Considering all the misery she and her husband has caused this country (see NAFTA); this should be just the beginning. Bill needs to answer for being a rapist, too.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 08:33 PM (dczB+)

277 yeah, the forensics guys love the clinton suicides, two to the back of the head is always the giveaway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 08:33 PM (MTjB1)

278 Your Honor, my husband did all of it on Questions 1 through 5, to save me hassles with State Department weenies. He was unemployed and had time to spare. I had no knowledge of how my emails were transmitted or stored until February 2015.

\s\ Hillary Rodham

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2018 08:33 PM (AMIL/)

279 Hubby read somewhere, he doesn't remember where, that the HillBill Celebrity Tour is canceled. Maybe this is why.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (99Nt9)

280 That doesn't work. I've tried all sorts fo Google searches on Ace's site, using phrases in my comment, but they don't show up. Google is not indexing Ace, or at least not doing it quickly.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)

The Googling is coming from INSIDE THE THREAD!!

Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (ABjxW)

281 269 Okay that is the weirdest googling ever. When I google what I suggested, it has an excerpt of the description, but if you click on it, it comes back to this thread - which is like being in bizzaro world.

Posted by: blaster


Same thing happened to me! Spooky.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (c+2jX)

282 If their ads are any indication, KFC is committing corporate seppuku.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (LsBY9)


Apparently they make all their money in China so I think the marketing people are just spending their US budget on hookers and blow with the ad agency.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (VhKw6)

283 January to get a couple bucks, and hogs all the time.


Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (zLDYs)I'm assuming wild hogs, can you eat those things? If you can, why isn't someone taking over the pork market with organic wild pork?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (K22Va)

284
Yeah, it looks like lots of seats are available for 12/4 in Sugar Land, TX. I could get second row center for $550.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)


I think I could put up with the Clintons for $550.

Oh, is that what they want me to pay?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:35 PM (LsBY9)

285 We're spending more time searching for that comment than I spent writing it in the first place.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:35 PM (c+2jX)

286 Trish Regan lovely.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion NPC at November 15, 2018 08:36 PM (8iiMU)

287 Google is not indexing Ace, or at least not doing it quickly.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)


Are you searching site:ace.mu.nu or site:acecomments.mu.nu?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:36 PM (t+qrx)

288 Are you searching site:ace.mu.nu or site:acecomments.mu.nu?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:36 PM (t+qrx)

Why are their two sites?
Plausible deniability?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2018 08:37 PM (8iiMU)

289 Everybsingle time piaps is requested to answer questions, i have the rush clip of "do you remember"

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 15, 2018 08:37 PM (oFsfu)

290 >>>>Lifezette notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely be asked follow-up questions by Judicial Watch.

So Seth Rich?

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2018 08:38 PM (q177U)

291 Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (zLDYs)

How much does a hog buck in TX weigh, dressed out?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:38 PM (kiSdp)

292 dartis, wild hogs is just fine. Like all pork it has to be COOKED though. Otherwise anyway you cook pork will be samesame. Hereabout, trapped wild hogs are fed out and butchered with a bunch of pork going to needy.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:39 PM (zLDYs)

293

Considering all the misery she and her husband has caused this country
(see NAFTA); this should be just the beginning. Bill needs to answer for
being a rapist, too.


If I knew I wouldn't get Arkancided, I'd like to go to heckle the everlovin' fuck out of them and thank BJ Cliton for killing my career and putting me in the sorry financial situation Me and B'Gal are in.


Thanks a lot, you asshole. I hope your brain turns to swiss cheese from an incurable STD, you syphilitic bastard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:39 PM (HaL55)

294 I think I could put up with the Clintons for $550.

Oh, is that what they want me to pay?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:35 PM (LsBY9)

----------------

Meme seen on Facedesk:

"Hillary Clinton is fundraising $100 million. If she doesn't get it, she's promising she will run again!".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:39 PM (ffYR/)

295 >>So Seth Rich?


I'll go get the Ouija Board.

Posted by: Cheryl Mills at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (tztB+)

296 There have to be 10+ people at the tech company who interacted with Hillz and her staff who have not been granted immunity. Work the company.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (j4US8)

297 279 Hubby read somewhere, he doesn't remember where, that the HillBill Celebrity Tour is canceled. Maybe this is why.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (99Nt9)

Not enough bollards to hold her up.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (dczB+)

298
30 days my ass. As if any ordinary citizen would receive that much consideration.

Drag Frau Gruppencankles into court and give her 30 minutes to answer those simple questions, or plead the 5th.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (eXA4G)

299 just what the fuck is a global initiative other than a money laundering machine. i would rather see that busted like a mafia crime family.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (KP5rU)

300 Lying to a Federal agent is like evading taxes.

You mean, everybody does it, what's the big deal, and you're obviously sexist?

Posted by: Hillary! at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (g0Lfb)

301 Q. Who set up the server.

A. John McCain.

Q. Who told you how to do this?

A. Antonin Scalia.

Q. And who held all of the passwords?

A. Roy Clark.

Q. Ms. Clinton, everyone you have mentioned is dead.

A. Yup. Funny thing. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary at November 15, 2018 08:41 PM (ZxU8C)

302 I think zombie broke the internet with this comment. Because it was in the post about Victoria's Secret.

You can't even link directly to the comment.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycyvkhoz

Then scroll to comment 307.

You know that saying about never click on the links in the comments?

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:41 PM (VhKw6)

303 Eromero, we had 8" of frozen snow on opening day. No deer sign anywhere. Going to get another 8" overnight. I'll hit the stand tomorrow and hope they're foraging.
I've shot beau coupe hogs in TX, but NH is not overrun.
And staying on topic, Hillary < Hog.

Posted by: RI Red at November 15, 2018 08:41 PM (9pTdO)

304 291 Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (zLDYs)

How much does a hog buck in TX weigh, dressed out?
Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:38 PM (kiSdp)

I come here for the culture. :-)

Thanks for taking my mind off of how frustrated I am by the continual cheating and lying by Democrats. Still hoping there will be justice some day.


Posted by: Iris at November 15, 2018 08:41 PM (6lKe4)

305 Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:39 PM (ffYR/)

So like the UHF scene about clubbing a seal used car ad?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 15, 2018 08:42 PM (oFsfu)

306 "Lifezette notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely be asked follow-up questions by Judicial Watch."

Mitchell notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely wind up dead under TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.

Posted by: Mitchell at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (BvNzB)

307 292
dartis, wild hogs is just fine. Like all pork it has to be COOKED
though. Otherwise anyway you cook pork will be samesame. Hereabout,
trapped wild hogs are fed out and butchered with a bunch of pork going
to needy.

No raw cured then? I'd like to try a little better pork in cured salami I make and sausages. It should be cheaper than the few sites I saw.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (K22Va)

308 within the District of Columbia

Server was "up the (Hudson) River". Which is where Hills should be, as well.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (A9I+K)

309 Why are their two sites?
Plausible deniability?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2018 08:37 PM (8iiMU)


One site is for the front page and one site is for the comment traffic.

The site that Mother gives you doesn't do anything at all.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (t+qrx)

310 So like the UHF scene about clubbing a seal used car ad?
Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 15, 2018 08:42 PM (oFsfu)

------------

No TV, so I did not see that one.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (ffYR/)

311

Yay blaster! I hope all the goolagging circling around that Intarwebz thingy doesn't open up some black hole under us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (HaL55)

312 boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 15, 2018 08:44 PM (ABH6n)

313

Nuke the gay baby seals!

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:44 PM (eF92S)

314


If Ace does a Roy Clark tribute post, I've got a video that'll fit right in. Actually, two of them, kinda sorta.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:45 PM (HaL55)

315 But naturally this is happening NOW, not then. not when you know, it would have meant something. A suspicious person might argue that this is finally happening now to head off a third run at the presidency by Clinton. Or to perhaps clear the decks for another first lady to run.

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 15, 2018 08:45 PM (ABH6n)

316 313; can't be said enough. they're all on the "ellen" show now, right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:46 PM (KP5rU)

317 UHF was a classic.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:46 PM (ykYG2)

318 Who does Judicial Watch think it is asking questions of Hillary Clinton, the woman who should be president? I'll bet JW isn't even from this planet. Probably some Soviet Martian outfit or something.

Posted by: Allahpunditry at November 15, 2018 08:46 PM (6eEQ+)

319 If Ace does a Roy Clark tribute post, I've got a video that'll fit right in. Actually, two of them, kinda sorta.

No live entertainers like there were then.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:46 PM (K22Va)

320 Judge Sullivan is a Clinton-appointee, take that for what it's worth.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch, Inhaling the Oaken Goodness at November 15, 2018 08:48 PM (gh7cp)

321 bth- Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 08:49 PM (T4oHT)

322 dartist, it might have to be a cob who does Roy Clark posts here. Ace is a northeasterner and it's unlikely he knows enough about Roy Clark to do a proper post.

I hadn't even heard about him until today. Because I was born... a little further northeast than Ace.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:49 PM (ykYG2)

323 314
If Ace does a Roy Clark tribute post, I've got a video that'll fit right in. Actually, two of them, kinda sorta.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:45 PM (HaL55)

I'm not sure Ace knows who Roy Clark is.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:49 PM (kiSdp)

324 26 Cue "she's a poor confused old woman" defense.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (IQkaI)


I suspect it'll be the "why wasn't I informed?" defense, followed by the execution of some flunky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 08:50 PM (EYsyU)

325 dartist, we don't make cased sausage, just ground with usual spices. Have not cured any ham or bacon, but Mrs. E, who is a ways smarter than me, says we will do that this year.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:50 PM (zLDYs)

326

Nuke the gay whales of color!

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:50 PM (eF92S)

327 I hope he has Arkancide insurance.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 08:50 PM (SzQWn)

328 UHF was a classic.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:46 PM (ykYG2)


I really wish I hadn't lost all my DVDs in one of my moves, because I miss that movie.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 15, 2018 08:51 PM (SgjGX)

329 @318
You have to admit the old criminal is quick so she may be able to outmaneuver her cross examiners.


I mean seriously, how many people when asked directly, Did you wipe the server, would be able to with so little effort retort: You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 08:51 PM (qxq6t)

330 If Hillary isn't filling a few auditorium in hard core Leftist cities she isn't running for office.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 08:52 PM (T4oHT)

331 Feral Judge Orders Clinton To...blah
blah

blah.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 08:52 PM (LL1Be)

332 You can't be a poor confused old woman and a prospective President of the United States at the same time.

Although apparently it's a qualification for Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:52 PM (ykYG2)

333 @283 --

Yes, wild hog is edible. I had a hogburger at some restaurant in San Diego this past summer.

For you SD locals, it's just to the west of the northwest corner of Balboa Park.

And it was tasty.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 15, 2018 08:52 PM (woEOf)

334

Hitlery likes fishdicks!

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (eF92S)

335

I'm not sure Ace knows who Roy Clark is.

Then we could maybe put some learnin' on him. He has to have heard of the TV show Hee Haw.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (HaL55)

336 Hahaha. This is great

Posted by: LASue at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (XROPS)

337 329 @318
You have to admit the old criminal is quick so she may be able to outmaneuver her cross examiners.


I mean seriously, how many people when asked directly, Did you wipe the server, would be able to with so little effort retort: You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 08:51 PM (qxq6t



What's the percentage of psychopaths in the population? There's your answer.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (WaxcS)

338 Ahhh Hillary Clinton, time for a visit...

Posted by: Glio Blastoma at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (HE81C)

339 Hey guys, somebody please tell me not to get a 2014 Thruxton that I don't need, thanks in advance.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

340 @332
Of course she can, this is woman who has been at the highest echelon's of the government for decades and with a straight face said she had no idea how classification worked because she didn't have the proper training to know what was and wasn't classified.

There are forms with her signature on them that state she has been briefed and she fully understands classification.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 08:55 PM (qxq6t)

341 Roy Clark invented the Clark Bar, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2018 08:55 PM (tztB+)

342 my frienshs you have nothing to fear from an illegal shithouse server.

pretty sure old spackle ass mccain said that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:55 PM (KP5rU)

343 2014 Thruxton

Is that the one with the left handed smoke shifter?

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:56 PM (eF92S)

344
You know that saying about never click on the links in the comments?
Posted by: blaster


Or comments in the links.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

345 *Via Mark Tapscott at Instapundit, a jidge has given Hillary Clinton a 30 day deadline to come clean.*

Where is our resident spellchek police to call out the boss?

Posted by: tbodie at November 15, 2018 08:57 PM (wyNrR)

346

Saw a kid on a new Triumph at the grocery store yesterday. Don't see many of those in these parts.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:57 PM (HaL55)

347 Hillary Clinton a 30 day deadline to come clean

Scrub HARDER!

Posted by: lady macbeth at November 15, 2018 08:58 PM (ykYG2)

348 Is that the one with the left handed smoke shifter?
Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:56 PM (eF92S)


The last year for that, before they went to turbo-encabulation.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:58 PM (t+qrx)

349 I mean seriously, how many people when asked directly, Did you wipe the server, would be able to with so little effort retort: You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 08:51 PM (qxq6t)


Intentionally misunderstand the question?

Child's play.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 08:58 PM (dBiBP)

350 348: everybody knows the muffler bearings in those are shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:59 PM (KP5rU)

351 I'm not sure Ace knows who Roy Clark is.

Then we could maybe put some learnin' on him. He has to have heard of the TV show Hee Haw.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (HaL55)

Hee haw was never on TV in NYC.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:59 PM (kiSdp)

352

...and the turn signals leak fluid like you got no idea.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:59 PM (HaL55)

353 i would be shocked if ace had a clue who roy clark was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:00 PM (KP5rU)

354

Hee haw was never on TV in NYC.

Not even in reruns or syndication? They have cable up there, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:01 PM (HaL55)

355 i bet he does.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 09:01 PM (9ORmh)

356 325
dartist, we don't make cased sausage, just ground with usual spices.
Have not cured any ham or bacon, but Mrs. E, who is a ways smarter than
me, says we will do that this year.

Oh man, you can make some awesome sausages with that meat. Make bacon out of any bigger chunks too.

http://tinyurl.com/y8zyvtjy

Then slice it up and do this.

http://tinyurl.com/y9zk4pn4


Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:01 PM (K22Va)

357 Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

What's wrong with the Yam? Get a XSR900. Screw the Thruxton.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:02 PM (kiSdp)

358 221 Dibs on all of Bob's stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (gC2IV)


You bastard Duke. I welcome you back. Offered to get you out of jail, and I get this? ....Wait, am I dead?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:02 PM (VxKJw)

359 Hee Haw was never on TV in NYC.


And that right there folks is the problem with NYC.

Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2018 09:02 PM (ABjxW)

360

It was on CBS for two years in prime time IIRC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:03 PM (HaL55)

361
Hey guys, somebody please tell me not to get a 2014 Thruxton that I don't need, thanks in advance.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:54 PM


instead, you could get a les paul, a big honkin' Marshall tube amp, & a 1986 windowless Econoline van to haul it all from gig to gig

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 15, 2018 09:03 PM (KCxzN)

362 BackwardsBoy: You're assuming ace grew up in a cable-equipped household. Not all of us did. I didn't.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

363 339 Hey guys, somebody please tell me not to get a 2014 Thruxton that I don't need, thanks in advance.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

The issue is - you NEED that. Sorry.

Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2018 09:04 PM (ABjxW)

364 hee haw days were antennas on rooftop days

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 09:05 PM (9ORmh)

365 @354
Hee Haw was aired in NYC on CBS for it's first year.

Cable only existed in limited areas of NYC like Manhattan and the outer burbs.

Cable didn't pop in the boroughs or the Bronx where I lived till about '94.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 09:05 PM (qxq6t)

366
instead, you could get a les paul, a big honkin' Marshall tube amp, & a 1986 windowless Econoline van to haul it all from gig to gih

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 15, 2018 09:03 PM (KCxzN)

Sound advice, and hire some roadies.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:05 PM (VxKJw)

367

BackwardsBoy: You're assuming ace grew up in a cable-equipped household. Not all of us did. I didn't.

It was broadcast OTA before cable. CBS, '69 - '71.


Oh, and Happy Birfday, bth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:06 PM (HaL55)

368 The issue is - you NEED that. Sorry.
Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2018 09:04 PM (ABjxW)


Well I need the sidecar, I just can't get it without the Triumph coming along with it. It's a package deal kind of thing.

http://tinyurl.com/y77afgu6

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

369 New York City, population 8.6 million....sallllluuuute!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:08 PM (jZQUe)

370 You bastard Duke. I welcome you back. Offered to get you out of jail, and I get this? ....Wait, am I dead?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018

******

Where's Duke been?
Hangin' with the Mouse?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2018 09:08 PM (0tfLf)

371 http://tinyurl.com/y77afgu6

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:06 PM (t+qrx)


Yeah.

Sorry, you need that.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 09:08 PM (VhKw6)

372 and thanks BB.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 09:08 PM (ykYG2)

373 Wait, am I dead?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:02 PM

Give our regards to buzzion.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2018 09:09 PM (DVvHX)

374 Hey guys, somebody please tell me not to get a 2014 Thruxton that I don't need, thanks in advance.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:54 PM (t+qrx)
Speaking as a Triumph owner and mechanic, you'll kick yourself if you don't. You won't kick yourself near as much if you do. Slow, Lean, Go

Posted by: Panhandler at November 15, 2018 09:09 PM (BdkLu)

375 It was broadcast OTA before cable. CBS, '69 - '71.

With or without foil wrapped around the rabbit ears?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:10 PM (K22Va)

376 Hi hogmartin!

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:11 PM (dczB+)

377 With or without foil wrapped around your 8 year old son holding the rabbit ears for 2 hours while you sit in your LazyBoy?
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:10 PM (K22Va)

FIFY

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:12 PM (jZQUe)

378 Hello there, ALH. How's things?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:12 PM (t+qrx)

379 It was broadcast OTA before cable. CBS, '69 - '71.

With or without foil wrapped around the rabbit ears?
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:10 PM (K22Va)

-----------------

At that time I was my Dad's antenna positioner and remote.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:12 PM (ffYR/)

380

Yeah.



Sorry, you need that.


Yeah, you do. Damnable shame about that...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:12 PM (HaL55)

381 What's wrong with the Yam? Get a XSR900. Screw the Thruxton.
Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:02 PM (kiSdp)


Nothing's wrong with it, it's great. It's just... lonely.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:15 PM (t+qrx)

382 Any person she names is either already dead, or will be committing Arkancide before he or she can testify.

Posted by: Jerry M Root at November 15, 2018 09:15 PM (cL+Cq)

383
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:12 PM (jZQUe)
I am not surprised that you and others here have raised their children well. HT

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:15 PM (K22Va)

384 No station in NY picked up Hee Haw off syndication in the 70's? Not one?

Posted by: lowandslow at November 15, 2018 09:15 PM (gNCcC)

385 Hogmartin, extra points if it belonged to some Brit rockstar, and he kilt hisself with it.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 09:16 PM (zLDYs)

386 We had our company Thanksgiving luncheon today.

I ate too much.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:16 PM (dczB+)

387


1.) Who decided to create the clintonemail.com system?


2.) When was it created?


3.) Why was it created?


4.) Who set it up?


5.) When did it become operational?


What Happened?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 09:17 PM (LL1Be)

388 1) fuck you
2) fuck you
3) do you know who I am?
4) IAM ABOVE THE LAW!
5) fuck you

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2018 09:17 PM (MlNIK)

389 Beat it Hillary!

The jidge is up!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (zoiGB)

390 I ate too much.

Show us the bruises where the big mean mens sat on you and forced you to gorge yourself.

Posted by: Panhandler at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (BdkLu)

391 Need some Horde recommendations. My Motorola Droid Turbo 2 is starting to go goofy, so I'm figuring it's about time to replace it. I'm on Verizon. I despise the shit out of Google, but I don't want to join the Apple cult.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (OMsf+)

392 Posted by: Panhandler at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (BdkLu)

Here.

and here.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (dczB+)

393 December 1, DC - Federal Judge Sullivan was found dead in his home, apparently the result of a freak accident involving kitchen shear, an untied running shoe and a nearby electrical outlet. Authorities believe Sullivan, while spatchcocking a whole roaster, tripped on his shoe lace and landed with one blade in a nearby electrical outlet...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2018 09:19 PM (W+vEI)

394 This is the beginning of the dem party doing some house keeping. If she keeps poking her nose in, the party will throw her to the wolves just to break the Clinton grip.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2018 09:19 PM (0tfLf)

395 I don't want to join the Apple cult.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (OMsf+)

Come to the Dark Side.
We have cookies.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:19 PM (dczB+)

396 Who the fuck came up with the idea to compare signatures a year apart to validate a vote?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:19 PM (K22Va)

397

We had our company Thanksgiving luncheon today.


I ate too much.



Unpossible from now until whichever bowl game you deem to be the end of the Holidays.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:19 PM (HaL55)

398 5.) When did it become operational?

August 4th, 1997.

It became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:20 PM (t+qrx)

399 Need some Horde recommendations. My Motorola Droid Turbo 2 is starting to go goofy, so I'm figuring it's about time to replace it. I'm on Verizon. I despise the shit out of Google, but I don't want to join the Apple cult.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (OMsf+)

------------

Samsung's are good equopment.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:20 PM (ffYR/)

400 Hillary! As Skynet?

I have no mouth and I must scream.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2018 09:21 PM (zoiGB)

401 December 1, DC - Federal Judge Sullivan was found dead in his home, apparently the result of a freak accident involving kitchen shear, an untied running shoe and a nearby electrical outlet. Authorities believe Sullivan, while spatchcocking a whole roaster, tripped on his shoe lace and landed with one blade in a nearby electrical outlet...
Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2018

******

But by the time investors arrived on the scene, the knife type changed.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2018 09:21 PM (0tfLf)

402 384 No station in NY picked up Hee Haw off syndication in the 70's? Not one?
Posted by: lowandslow at November 15, 2018 09:15 PM (gNCcC)

It's like a tree falling in the woods - nobody in NYC watched it, so its as if it wasn't on SeeBS there.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (kiSdp)

403 @387
The bigger question who authorized the inter/outer governmental server MX routing that would have been necessary to allow her to send and receive on her server?
Also her blackberries and her ipads, etc.

You need the keys to the kingdom to set all that shit up and make it operational.

This shit is crookerder than an Irishman dick.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (qxq6t)

404 If I were the judge I would have said Hills, you have 2 options

1. Answer the questions

2. Go away and never make a public appearance again

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (hgUZZ)

405 Need some Horde recommendations. My Motorola Droid Turbo 2 is starting to go goofy, so I'm figuring it's about time to replace it. I'm on Verizon. I despise the shit out of Google, but I don't want to join the Apple cult.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (OMsf+)

------------

Samsung's are good equopment.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Ditto. Every phone I've had since the flip-phone days of the end of the 90's has been a Samsung. It's good stuff, the 7 not withstanding...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (lLeln)

406 NFL touchdown celebrations are now group events that are so weird I wish the NFL would re-instate the penalty for excessive celebration or delay of game or whatever they used as the penalty reason for several years.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (AMIL/)

407 I have a feeling Hillary and Ginsburg will outlive us all.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (4lu7W)

408 December 1, DC - Federal Judge Sullivan was found dead in his home,
apparently the result of a freak accident involving kitchen shear, an
untied running shoe and a nearby electrical outlet. Authorities believe
Sullivan, while spatchcocking a whole roaster, tripped on his shoe lace
and landed with one blade in a nearby electrical outlet...


3 times.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (LL1Be)

409 So how in the hell did all of North Jersey drop the ball on this snowmageddon? Kid said friend of his spent 3 hours on 280.
Just spent nearly an hour and a half on a 25 mile round trip.
Almost no plows, and those few not doing anything, only a teeny little bit of salt on the steepest hills.
Total clusterfuck!

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (FnLXY)

410 407 I have a feeling Hillary and Ginsburg will outlive us all.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (4lu7W)

When they do go, their funerals will be something to behold.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (dczB+)

411

It's like a tree falling in the woods - nobody in NYC watched it, so its as if it wasn't on SeeBS there.

That is unusual.

If Ace leaves us all here before the ONT, I'll post that link and a story here in a few minutes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (HaL55)

412 We had our company Thanksgiving luncheon today.

I ate too much.
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:16 PM (dczB+)

1. Did you have turkey?
2. Did you have dressing or stuffing?
3, Did you have mashed potatoes?
4. Did you have green bean casserole?
5. At what point did you become aware of the pecan pie, was it warm and did ice cream play any part in its consumption?


I order you to answer these questions as posed to you by Hordicial Watch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (jZQUe)

413 I have a feeling Hillary and Ginsburg will outlive us all.

Commie Jerky

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (LL1Be)

414 I have a feeling Hillary and Ginsburg will outlive us all.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (4lu7W)

------------

Being fueled by spite and hate do seem to increase longevity.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (ffYR/)

415 Lifezette notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely be asked follow-up questions by Judicial Watch.

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb-440pnDA8

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:25 PM (FnLXY)

416 Love my Samsung S5 but you can't upgrade intrenal memory nor delete the programs that with every update take up more space and have nothing else on it to speak of. Running out of memory.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:25 PM (VxKJw)

417 Speaking of judges....

Anyone watching (or watched and if you did don't give it away) Making a Murderer Part 2? That is some crazy shit with appeal after appeal after appeal, state, federal, circuit rulings and motions and all sorts of shit.

Our justice system is if nothing else fucking thorough!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:25 PM (hgUZZ)

418 1. Did you have turkey? Yes
2. Did you have dressing or stuffing? Yes, with gravy
3, Did you have mashed potatoes? Macaroni & Cheese
4. Did you have green bean casserole? Duh
5. At what point did you become aware of the pecan pie, was it warm and did ice cream play any part in its consumption?
I had a piece of chocolate cake (made from scratch, not a mix)

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (dczB+)

419 Ditto. Every phone I've had since the flip-phone days of the end of the 90's has been a Samsung. It's good stuff, the 7 not withstanding...
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (lLeln)


Is there something wrong with the S7? That's what my work phone is, and I always figured my impression was "a slight improvement over a pocket full of lukewarm piss" because I'm an iPhone guy, so not objective.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

420 Wake me when they build the gallows, not before.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (2sCft)

421 So how in the hell did all of North Jersey drop the ball on this snowmageddon? Kid said friend of his spent 3 hours on 280.
Just spent nearly an hour and a half on a 25 mile round trip.
Almost no plows, and those few not doing anything, only a teeny little bit of salt on the steepest hills.
Total clusterfuck!
Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (FnLXY)

___

To be fair, with all the election stealing, Dems don't have much time for things like cleaning snow off roads.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (hgUZZ)

422 420: see ya never, rip.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:27 PM (KP5rU)

423
To be fair, with all the election stealing, Dems don't have much time for things like cleaning snow off roads.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (hgUZZ)

It probably has more to do with mismanagement of government resources. That's what happens when Democrats run the show.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:28 PM (dczB+)

424 406 NFL touchdown celebrations are now group events that are so weird I wish the NFL would re-instate the penalty for excessive celebration or delay of game or whatever they used as the penalty reason for several years.
Posted by: Gref
---------
What's this NFL you speak of? Haven't watched for more than a year not gonna start back now. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 15, 2018 09:28 PM (+ldAm)

425 I will wait with bated breath for these to be answered (spoiler: they won't be because the Clintons are never held accountable).

Posted by: JPV at November 15, 2018 09:28 PM (T6elx)

426
Is there something wrong with the S7? That's what my work phone is, and I always figured my impression was "a slight improvement over a pocket full of lukewarm piss" because I'm an iPhone guy, so not objective.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

___

#MeToo

Lifelong iphone guy, decided to give the S7 a try, total POS. Never again will I leave Apple.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:28 PM (hgUZZ)

427 nor delete the programs that with every update take up more space and have nothing else on it to speak of. Running out of memory.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:25 PM (VxKJw)



That's one reason I want to get away from Google/Android. That and Google being a giant data vacuum.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:29 PM (OMsf+)

428 dems don't give a fuck about cleaning snow off roads. they spend their time figuring out who is easiest to blame for the clusterfuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:29 PM (KP5rU)

429 Anna Puma, are you making preparations for the arrival of The Raft 'fugees? It's passing by Tijuana. Maybe some upgrades for your plank?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:29 PM (t+qrx)

430 Love my Samsung S5 but you can't upgrade intrenal memory nor delete the programs that with every update take up more space and have nothing else on it to speak of. Running out of memory.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:25 PM (VxKJw)

------------

Really? Even my old Galaxy Tab 3 has an SD slot to expand memory.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (ffYR/)

431 What's this NFL you speak of? Haven't watched for more than a year not gonna start back now. Fuck 'em.

.....

I'll return to watching the NFL when the SuperBowl champions send a tweet out to Trump expressing how much they would like to visit the White House.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (jZQUe)

432 Where is Al Gore?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (LL1Be)

433 428 dems don't give a fuck about cleaning snow off roads. they spend their time figuring out who is easiest to blame for the clusterfuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:29 PM (KP5rU)

___

Dems say Republicans are to blame and we believe them!!
- NJ voters

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (hgUZZ)

434 426; iphone since 2012. no reason to change.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (KP5rU)

435 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (HaL55)

Let's put a wager on it - I say he cannot tell you anything about hee haw except it was about some hillbillies, has no clue who Roy Clark is, etc.
And when I win the bet, none of us have to hear one more damn word about the Elephants and Scumbag Satan. From you, grump or anyone.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (kiSdp)

436 Jerry Rivers is dying on the vine.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (K22Va)

437 When Ginsburg passes I expect some lefties to be so upset they set themselves on fire. Especially if it happens during the age of trump and McConnell.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 09:31 PM (4lu7W)

438


I have a feeling Hillary and Ginsburg will outlive us all.


And Keith Richards will outlive both of them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:31 PM (HaL55)

439 My take: Android is an unstable hunk of shit OS, but way more functional when it works right. It spies on you (more), but doesn't include features that kill your battery, slow down your processor, etc., when people want you to buy a new phone. It's available on a wide variety of hardware, some of which is worse than Apple and some better.

It's all tradeoffs, but I prefer it to iOS.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:31 PM (5aX2M)

440 The Beast died right in the middle of a round-a-bout after work tonight. High call volume tonight to call the 800# at the insurance company for a tow. almost 55 mins. Glad the Samsung galaxy 3 was charged.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 09:31 PM (SzQWn)

441 406 NFL touchdown celebrations are now group events that are so weird I wish the NFL would re-instate the penalty for excessive celebration or delay of game or whatever they used as the penalty reason for several years.
Posted by: Gref
---------

Hell, at the rate the NFL is beclowning itself there are liable to be either points added or yardage adjustments to extra points or kickoffs for the "best" celebrations.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:32 PM (FnLXY)

442 434 426; iphone since 2012. no reason to change.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (KP5rU)

___

Learned that lesson the hard way. I was sucked in by all the good reviews, plus Verizon was practically giving it away free . As always, you get what you pay for.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:32 PM (hgUZZ)

443 Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 09:31 PM (SzQWn)

Hilda beast?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (kiSdp)

444 Almost no plows, and those few not doing anything, only a teeny little bit of salt on the steepest hills.

We're busy investing your Global Warming tax dollars!

Posted by: NJDOT at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (Y9zp1)

445 433 428 dems don't give a fuck about cleaning snow off roads. they spend their time figuring out who is easiest to blame for the clusterfuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:29 PM (KP5rU)

___

Dems say Republicans are to blame and we believe them!!
- NJ voters
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (hgUZZ)

(heavy sigh) Yup

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (FnLXY)

446 I've had about 4 versions of the iPhone since they came out. If someone hands me an Android they might as well have given me a brick since I have no idea what to do with it.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (kufk0)

447 has no clue who Roy Clark is

....

I bet Ace had a Buck Owens red, white and blue guitar as a kid that he used to strum while chewing on a piece of wheat and wearing overalls with the pant cuffs rolled up so he could go ankle wading and catch crawdads.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (jZQUe)

448 Is there something wrong with the S7? That's what my work phone is, and I always figured my impression was "a slight improvement over a pocket full of lukewarm piss" because I'm an iPhone guy, so not objective.
Posted by: hogmartin


The S7 and the Note version had a slight issue with the battery, and by slight issue I mean "would occasionally overheat and explode"...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (lLeln)

449 Posted by: NJDOT at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (Y9zp1)

You should be thanking us for preparing for the melting asphalt problems you'll be facing when the global warmening finally comes.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (n9EOP)

450 I really wish there would be some legislature to end the life long appointment of judges. Is that in the constitution even? I think it would be doable if an amendment were needed as well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (hgUZZ)

451 We're busy investing your Global Warming tax dollars!
Posted by: NJDOT at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (Y9zp1)

That's the pisser. Those A-holes justed raised the frickin' gas tax by like 0.25 a gallon.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (FnLXY)

452 Hilda beast?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (kiSdp)


I should probably call it that. It's gotten as undependable as a full diaper.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (SzQWn)

453 I've had about 4 versions of the iPhone since they came out. If someone hands me an Android they might as well have given me a brick since I have no idea what to do with it.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (kufk0)

---------------

I went from Iphone 4 to Android because battery life sucked with the Iphone. It took a couple of weeks to get used to, but it was not too bad.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:37 PM (ffYR/)

454 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (jZQUe)

I love Bakersfield country. I should go there some day.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:37 PM (kiSdp)

455 I don't know how people live in NJ or CA. Cost of living, income tax, property tax, gas tax, sales tax, I seriously don't get it. Yeah incomes are higher than in fly-over but not THAT much higher. Maybe 20-30% on average, but cost of living is 100% higher or more. How does the math work on that?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:38 PM (hgUZZ)

456 The S7 and the Note version had a slight issue with the battery, and by slight issue I mean "would occasionally overheat and explode"...
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (lLeln)


Aw, all phones do that. You don't even have to pay extra any more.

I meant is there some day-to-day non-combustion reason why I don't like it, or is that actually all due to my insufferably snobbish nature?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:38 PM (t+qrx)

457 I'll return to watching the NFL when the SuperBowl champions send a tweet out to Trump expressing how much they would like to visit the White House.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (jZQUe)



When they get on their knees begging for forgiveness and that includes Goddell. Unfortunately far too many meatheads refuse to stop watching even if they burned the flag on the 50 yard line

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)

458 Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (SzQWn)

What model is the Hilda Beast? What's it doing?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:38 PM (kiSdp)

459 I think they've improved battery life on the iPhone 7 and newer models. My phone is over 2 years old now and battery still lasts all day.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:39 PM (kufk0)

460 455; utopia aint free.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:39 PM (KP5rU)

461
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (hgUZZ)

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Article III, Section 1:

"...The judges, both of the supreme and inferior courts, shall hold their offices during good behaviour.."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:39 PM (5aX2M)

462 Roy Clark was an awesome guitarist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilm2qeJndWo

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:39 PM (FnLXY)

463

Sorry clutch, ain't happenin'.

After Bear Bryant went to his Heavenly Reward, we wandered the SEC wilderness for years until Gene Stallings returned the program to its rightful place as National Champions.

We then wandered around some more (including a defeat at the hands of the University of Central Florida back in 2000, something the current students who work at the grocery store didn't know) until we landed St. Nick.

We've had our ups and downs like everyone else. I'ma enjoying the "up" one last time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:40 PM (HaL55)

464 no issues with battery life on my iphone.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

465 O/T

I'm reading about the shanda that Melania canned some WH staffer, completely unprecedented.

Billy Dale just emailed to say "WTAF???"

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (vUcdz)

466 Really. Would it be too bizarre to think Hillary is the daughter of the devil, and sister to Damien?

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (Ae45Z)

467

I bet Ace had a Buck Owens red, white and blue guitar as a kid that he
used to strum while chewing on a piece of wheat and wearing overalls
with the pant cuffs rolled up so he could go ankle wading and catch
crawdads.[i/i]

You can do that in Central Park?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (HaL55)

468 I get calls from recruiters from Cali all the time and the convo goes like this

Recruiter: Great job, you'd be perfect

Me: What's the base salary

Recruiter: $X

Me: Adjusted for taxes and housing, that would mean I take a 50% pay cut from my current situation

Recruiter: Yeah but the weather!!

That's seriously their pitch, like in poverty, but it's 65 degrees in January. LOL. Thanks but no thanks.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (hgUZZ)

469 We then wandered around some more (including a defeat at the hands of the University of Central Florida back in 2000, something the current students who work at the grocery store didn't know) until we landed St. Nick.

....

You say that as if that was a bad loss.

UCF was the true, undefeated NC last year.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (jZQUe)

470 no issues with battery life on my iphone.

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Wait til they're having disappointing sales on a new model... they'll give you a poison update that wrecks the integrated battery, so you'll go buy a new one.

They've done this a couple times before.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:42 PM (5aX2M)

471 466; satan's mommy. he gets pointers from her.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

472 The batteries are replaceable on iPhones.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (kufk0)

473 So they stole mimi walters seat in cal. A actual trump
Supporter. Won on election day, lost by theft. Orange County is gone

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (Ae45Z)

474 I think they've improved battery life on the iPhone 7 and newer models. My phone is over 2 years old now and battery still lasts all day.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:39 PM (kufk0)


Mine does if I'm at my desk, but not if I'm in and out of substations or in the datacenter - I think weak signal and hunting for signal drains batteries faster than just camping out on wifi, though I can't prove it.

I remember when a charge would last a week, and it was less than ten years ago on a Samsung flip phone. That's not coming back any time soon. Still worth it, IMO.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (t+qrx)

475 470: i have a 6. let them fuck with the new ones.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (KP5rU)

476 I'm reading about the shanda that Melania canned some WH staffer, completely unprecedented.

Billy Dale just emailed to say "WTAF???"
Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (vUcdz)

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I'm pretty sure General Kelly did the firing, probably told to do so by PDT. some of the WH staff have not been too accomodating to FLOTUS.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:44 PM (ffYR/)

477 450
I really wish there would be some legislature to end the life long
appointment of judges. Is that in the constitution even? I think it
would be doable if an amendment were needed as well.

In Crook County, IL almost all of the judges running are unopposed and dimocratic with no option for a write-in. If I don't vote for them does my ballot count?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:44 PM (K22Va)

478 Has there ever been a reverse situation where the Dem won election night but lost the next day or next week? I can't think of one.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:44 PM (hgUZZ)

479 465. She did not can her. Chick was a Bolton aide who picked fights with everyone including general kelly

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:45 PM (Ae45Z)

480 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:40 PM (HaL55)

St. Nick? Hardly. He recruited some true scumbags the two times he was at my school.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:45 PM (kiSdp)

481 > You can do that in Central Park?


If you see someone doing that in Central Park, they're probably auditioning for a Village People revival.

'This incarnation of the band adds "The Hillbilly" to the classic Biker, Construction Worker, Cop, Cowboy, and Native American lineup'.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:45 PM (vOkuK)

482 478. Maybe in utah with mia love and utah-4

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:46 PM (Ae45Z)

483 The batteries are replaceable on iPhones.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (kufk0)

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Sure, just not by the owner. It takes a tech to do it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:46 PM (ffYR/)

484 The batteries are replaceable on iPhones.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (kufk0)

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Yeah, but you've gotta have them do it, and it's expensive, so they count on you saying "fuck it" after the first or second time, and just buying a new one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:46 PM (5aX2M)

485 Wait til they're having disappointing sales on a new model... they'll give you a poison update that wrecks the integrated battery, so you'll go buy a new one.

They've done this a couple times before.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:42 PM (5aX2M)

Except they got busted on that and there is a class action brewing

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 15, 2018 09:46 PM (fnWQo)

486 > In Crook County, IL almost all of the judges running are unopposed and dimocratic with no option for a write-in.

Forget it Jake. It's DaleyTown.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:46 PM (vOkuK)

487
"Did you order the Code Red"?
"You're damn right I did!"

Posted by: GG at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (4TKKv)

488 LA Times: There is no voter fraud in Orange County. Why? Because Orange Co "officials" say there's no fraud you stupid Trumpkins.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (hgUZZ)

489 483; batteries and bulbs changed my battery. they are hardly "techs."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

490 That's seriously their pitch, like in poverty, but it's 65 degrees in January. LOL. Thanks but no thanks.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (hgUZZ)


The take-home difference would pay for a rental storage unit full of sweaters. Average house costs $110/ft^2 here.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (t+qrx)

491 > Yeah, but you've gotta have them do it, and it's expensive

Nah. Easy to do if you have the most rudimentary mechanical aptitude.

Check out ifixit.com. They sell everything you need, and have detailed instructional videos on the process.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (vOkuK)

492 Let this sink in. If Young kim loses, the cal delegation will 45-8.

Dems will start every house cycle +37 from shithole cal

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (Ae45Z)

493 Mia Love hasn't won yet. Dem is suing and winning.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:48 PM (hgUZZ)

494 Oh shit, Schlichter just retweeted me riffing on French. My notifications are about to go nuts, I think.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:48 PM (OMsf+)

495 > Sure, just not by the owner. It takes a tech to do it.


Nonsense.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:48 PM (vOkuK)

496 OK here's my Roy Clark video from Hee Haw with my favorite bluesman, Clarence Gatemouth Brown doing a smokin' version of Take the A Train. They start cutting heads in the last set of solos and they're both having the time of their lives.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5d8KtpIoEQ
I met Gatemouth and got his autograph when I did security for him at this little hole-in-the-wall blues club about 10 minutes from Casa Backwardio. What a great talent they both were.And by coincidence, YooToob suggested a Roy Buchanan video on that same page that just happens to feature a good friend of mine that I did gigs with for many years, Ron Foster on drums.RIP to all three of you. Y'all are missed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDOIL5OqvYs

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (HaL55)

497 batteries and bulbs changed my battery. they are hardly "techs."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

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My point was that someone else had to do it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (ffYR/)

498 Discovery can be so much fun.

God bless Judicial Watch.

Lock her up!

Posted by: jakee308 at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (ukGwT)

499 Crook County and Chicago are slums. Now that the Cubs suck again, no reason to go there

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (Ae45Z)

500 My little sister just replaced the screen on her iPhone SE, $26 for the replacement and the little plastic spudgers on Amazon. She's reasonably handy, but hardly a techy type.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:50 PM (t+qrx)

501

Had to take all the CRs out of that last comment, Pixy's hamsters kept rejecting it for "long stringy things" coming off of it or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:50 PM (HaL55)

502 > My point was that someone else had to do it.

Again: nonsense.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:50 PM (vOkuK)

503 493. True, but betting markets have mia love winning

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:50 PM (Ae45Z)

504 Yep, Mia Love now down 1000 votes. Amazing how that happens, each and every fucking time.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (hgUZZ)

505 @476

Look at it from Melanias point of view.

We literally have a super model in the White House who speaks about a half dozen languages and does all sorts of charity workand cannot even get a magazine cover or friendly right up in literally any magazine.


Not only does she not get ANY friendly press coverage the press is actively hostile to her.


And then you have what are essentially spy's at this point in the White House treating her like shit as well and throwing shade.


I'm suprised she hasnt taken a baseball bat to someone's head at this point.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (qxq6t)

506 Nah. Easy to do if you have the most rudimentary mechanical aptitude.

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Yep. I can figure out how to do most batteries by eyeballing the phone. But most people have no inclination that way. Apple counts on them to get sick of batteries and processors performing like shit, and just upgrade, because they're in the cult.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (5aX2M)

507 Way late to the thread.

but my prediction:

She will suddenly become very ill and have to adjourn to a yacht in international waters with the Machine That Goes Ping, and will live out her remaining days in a haze of gin, Totonio's pizzas and reruns of The West Wing.


She.

Will.

Skate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (TI8Od)

508 I get calls from recruiters from Cali all the time and the convo goes like this
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (hgUZZ)




I got one a few years ago for a contract job.


Yeah, wasn't happening:


- Contract was for three months (the previous guy quit for a better contract elsewhere and they needed someone to finish the last few months...the contract was not getting renewed).


- In California.


- At Fort Irwin.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:53 PM (OMsf+)

509 Collins, hurd, and woodall in georgia should win. If love wins, GOP should have 202 seats. Not terrible. Maine seat and 4 cal post elect losses were brutal

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:53 PM (Ae45Z)

510 @492

I know, let's make Kevin McCarthy minority leader.


Its perfect!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 09:53 PM (qxq6t)

511 499
Crook County and Chicago are slums. Now that the Cubs suck again, no reason to go there

Now now. Fuck the Cubs, lets go to a Sox game. Bears on me.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:53 PM (K22Va)

512 She.

Will.

Skate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (TI8Od)

Weell, the 9th circle of Hell is icy.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:54 PM (FnLXY)

513 She.

Will.

Skate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (TI8Od)

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She's a high ranking Dem. Of course she will. They don't "do" laws for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:54 PM (5aX2M)

514 Thanks for the phone opinions, y'all. It's data for me to weigh before I plunk down a shitwad of money.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:54 PM (OMsf+)

515 Yeah above 200 isn't too horrible for a year that was supposed to be a blue tsunami. But still it's infuriating how the GOP just lets this shit happen.

GA-6 also did the old switecheroo when many found ballots turned up for the Dem on Wednesday morning.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:55 PM (hgUZZ)

516 Bert. Why does california continue to get all the military $$$$. The state hates our troops. Is it due to china?

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (Ae45Z)

517 > Yep. I can figure out how to do most batteries by eyeballing the phone.

There are videos. There's nothing magical about opening a case and changing a battery.

> Apple counts on them to get sick of batteries and processors performing like shit

Android counts on people not giving a shit if all their personal information, email, call records, browsing data, etc. gets uploaded to Communist China.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (vOkuK)

518 the ont is missing the comments link

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (9ORmh)

519 magically they appear

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (9ORmh)

520 Bert. Why does california continue to get all the military $$$$. The state hates our troops. Is it due to china?
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (Ae45Z)



Lots of coastline means lots of military bases. Plus, those bases have been much longer than Cali has been Anti-American.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (OMsf+)

521 515. I agree lurker, but the florida wins were my obsession.

Gop needs to make decisions in 2020 on house race resources. These blue states are becoming money pits

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (Ae45Z)

522 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (vOkuK)

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Even if Apple doesn't lie about that (BIG if), the hardware is all built by Foxconn, so the Chinese are hoovering it up.

And like all tech companies, they have to give your data to NSA, which is even worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (5aX2M)

523 > Even if Apple doesn't lie about that (BIG if),

Don't give yourself a hernia moving those goalposts.

If running a low-rent disposable phone that was most likely compromised by multiple actors when you bought it, and that will never, ever get a security update of any kind works for you, that's cool.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 10:04 PM (vOkuK)

524 19 Let me *interview* her. You'd be amazed what can be done with a whiffle ball bat and a curling iron.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (9rIkM)

Pfft! Amateur.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (w+Ped)

525 Hillary in a room full of mirrors. Punishment or not?

Posted by: klaftern at November 15, 2018 10:10 PM (RuIsu)

526 Hillary gave up her law license for lack of continuing education in Arkansas in 2001. Since she's not a lawyer she's not up to this legal mumbo jumbo.

Posted by: torabora at November 15, 2018 10:21 PM (4uTNr)

527 Here's a better question she should be asked, or a committee should subpoena the information.
When did she start using McAfee's(originally MXLOGIX) spam-filtering service which allowed third party access to her e-mails?

Posted by: MikeN at November 15, 2018 10:51 PM (o/eHL)

528 In a just, sane world, Hillary Clinton would have been executed by guillotine several years ago.
We have not lived in that world for many years.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2018 11:00 PM (l9m7l)

529 Presdent Obama should do something to stop this now !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at November 15, 2018 11:57 PM (qM84C)

Surprise! CNN and MSNBC Three-Hour Morning Shows Offer Combined Two Minutes of Coverage to Their Former Live-In Permanent Guest, Michael "Punch-Up" Avenatti

We are real news, Mr. President.

This is one hundred and five hours of a woman-championing apple.

This is sixty seven seconds of a woman-punching apple.

See the difference?

CNN's New Day and MSNBC’s Morning Joe, two programs with a combined six hours of air time, on Thursday managed a total of 67 seconds on the felony abuse arrest charges against Michael Avenatti. This is despite their previous fascination with the porn lawyer and Democratic antagonist to President Trump.

CNN's New Day offered a scant 27 seconds to the news. Co-host John Berman briefly explained, "Attorney Michael Avenatti strongly denies any wrongdoing after he was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence." Though Berman noted that "there are a lot of open questions" and "we need to get more information on the story," clearly the show's hosts weren't that interested.

MSNBC's Morning Joe only did slightly better, managing 44 seconds in a Willie Geist news brief...


Again, these shows are a combined six hours long. From March 17 through August 12, Morning Joe interviewed Avenatti 7 times. During the same period, CNN's New Day talked to him 13 times. Yet suddenly, news of the Democratic lawyer's arrest is uninteresting.


This is like doing a 12 hour Ken Burns biopic about John Wilkes Booth's acting career and then just ending it in an Animal House-type freeze frame, "Wilkes later had a short career as a ballistic political critic."

Here's what I think: I think the media, which pretends to be Totally Against Conspiracy Theories, is holding out hope that Michael "Slugger" Avenatti's conspiracy theory that a Bitch Rightwing Journalist Set Me Up is real:



Jacob Wohl is some nobody-ever-heard-of guy that suddenly figures prominently in leftwingers' conspiracy theories. Apparently he had something to do with that Mueller-sexual-harassment vapornews story? Maybe?

I have no idea. No one even knows who this guy is besides leftist conspiracy theorists and The Weekly Standard's "fact-check" guy.

Fortunately, we had AllahPundit, who pretends to be super-duper anti-conspiracy-theory if that conspiracy theory emanates from the right, give Avenatti's leftwing conspiracy theory a full and fair airing on "conservative" website HotAir, under the headline,

Was Avenatti set up?

Nice headline, hero!

In fairness, he does point out the answer is probably "No" (wouldn't want to be too dismissive of a leftwing conspiracy theory, thus the hedging; leftwing conspiracy theories remain a better class of conspiracy theory than those offered by the grubby, lumpenproletariat right), and notes that a domestic violence charge can only stem from an assault upon someone who's a wife, dating partner, etc. Hence, this Jacob Wohl Immanuel Goldstein subversive would have had to have persuaded/bribed a woman who could prove to police that she was one of Avenatti's sex partners to join him in the "set up."

Dat headline doh, huh?

Claims the right makes can be laughed away, but it's important to treat CNN Pals' no-evidence conspiracy theories as substantial, credible allegations worthy of being seriously entertained.

Oh, AllahPundit also joined in with his Leftwing Twitter Palz in treating this Trump statement...

"If you buy a box of cereal -- you have a voter ID," Trump continued. "They try to shame everybody by calling them racist, or calling them something, anything they can think of, when you say you want voter ID. But voter ID is a very important thing.”

... as a serious statement that cereal purchases require voter ID, rather than an amusing way to say "For pretty much every transaction you make in life, you have to present ID -- so stop pretending it's a major hardship to get it."

Everyone's said "if you buy a six pack of beer" or "if you buy a pack of cigarettes" you have to show ID, but Trump extended this hyperbolically to cereal purchases, and, well, Allah joins in with his very good Twitter Palz in saying "BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!"

Again, this was the line that all the leftwingers were pushing, so it shouldn't be any surprise that the "conservative" blogger joined in.

I wonder what Pierre Omidyar thinks. Oh, don't tell me. I'm sure the Twitter Kidz will be relaying it momentarily.

But seriously -- we do have to take the innuendo of a Conspiracy So Vast to frame Michael Avenatti as a real thing that must be taken quite seriously.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:30 PM




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1 Good God, Michelle Malkin must just shake her head in disgust every time she looks at what HotAir has become.

Posted by: thirteen28 at November 15, 2018 06:34 PM (GdJ+p)

2 Also, First!

Posted by: thirteen28 at November 15, 2018 06:34 PM (GdJ+p)

3 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:34 PM (BXMxN)

4 So I guess a blow job from Joe is out of the question.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at November 15, 2018 06:36 PM (hjaPQ)

5 What do you call a bitch with 2 black eyes?
Nuthin, you already told her twice!
BADA BOOM!

Posted by: "Iron" Mike Avenatti at November 15, 2018 06:38 PM (5RXy6)

6 Where is everybody?

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:39 PM (BXMxN)

7 I was so hoping PDT would treat about the CPL last night, but Melania probably took his phone away from him.

Posted by: jmel at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (OeWgo)

8 I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as a lesbian stripper.

Posted by: Michelle Avenatti at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (hjaPQ)

9 I don't know who this Jacob guy is, but I bet his girlfriend is worried Avenatti might show up. She's the one in jeopardy here

Posted by: Roman Maroni at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (vCA4F)

10 Now I'm convinced there's an Ace conspiracy to nood after I comment.


Well....maybe not. But still!

Posted by: Agent Starling at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (NLLmE)

11 The MSM disgusts me.

Posted by: shibumi at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (z1Dz9)

12 I love tha hot scare is total bullshit. I go there to see what CNN says PMSNBC says Trump bad

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

13 Telling you, I have no desire to turn on any news.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (T4oHT)

14 So... " Bitch set me up defense..."
When that fails, the insanity gambit, I guess...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (ffWPP)

15 Shut up Clarice.

Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (NLLmE)

16 I used to slap the wimmens with lawsuits , not I just slap em. Its quicker.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (cCxiu)

17 Wait a second!

I smell Calvin-ball again! Some Florida judge decides to, um, reinterpret or bend election laws and that's OK. The dates and time don't really mean what they say right there in the law.

Well. . . What would happen if we decided to "reinterpret" or "bend" the laws about how long judges get to remain on the bench? And their jurisdictions?

Posted by: fredandethel@aol.com at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (xptlg)

18 i think there's a tweet somewhere of Surefire guy saying something like 'Surefire strikes again!' in regards to Avenatti blackening the eyes

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (RKQ/v)

19 opps, wrong thread.

Posted by: fredandethel@aol.com at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (xptlg)

20 Well,he already tried the "she hit me first!" defense with not success.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:42 PM (BXMxN)

21 6 Where is everybody?
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:39 PM (BXMxN)



Now you're just taunting us.

Do not taunt happy fun Morons.

Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2018 06:42 PM (NLLmE)

22 Who the hell is Jacob Wohl, aka "Surefire?"

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 06:43 PM (Ibwur)

23
Michelle Avenatti has the kavorka (the lure of the animal) -- but then he punches your lights out.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 06:43 PM (e7O7B)

24 Well,he already tried the "she hit me first!" defense with not success.
Posted by: steevy

"Evil Twin" defense forthcoming.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 06:43 PM (5RXy6)

25 Blah.

A zillion Central Americans are getting ready to march across the border. Dems have learned that they can steal every election they see from here on out.

Sleazy Lawyers giving the Ike Turner to Sleazy Bitches just don't move my Give-A-Shit anymore.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (30uqm)

26 17 Wait a second!

I smell Calvin-ball again!

Well duh! The entire thing is double negative inverse calvin ball!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

27 This is like doing a 12 hour Ken Burns biopic about John Wilkes Booth's acting career and then just ending it in an Animal House-type freeze frame, "Wilkes later had a short career as a ballistic political critic."

I'm in hysterics over here!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (4ErVI)

28
Maybe if he shot yams out of his ass, they'd have him on again...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (/9p9e)

29 Any elections get thieved today? I wasn't looking closely.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (cCxiu)

30 Avenatti is the Carp of the Lawyer world.... trolling about the bottom, sucking up goose poop, and useless in all other respects....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (ffWPP)

31 Gillum got 1 whole mutha fukn vote in recount!

PS The vote was about ag comm to change gun permit laws.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

32 Who in fvck bailed out Aviantay? Homie low on funds.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (Y+IGD)

33 In some pictures I have seen Avenatti reminds me of Adam Baldwin.Who should definitely play him in the biopic.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (BXMxN)

34 23
Michelle Avenatti has the kavorka (the lure of the animal) -- but then he punches your lights out.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 06:43 PM (e7O7B)


"Fucking piker."

- - David "Bam!" Sirota

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (/9p9e)

35 Looks like Hollywood got a wake up call from God with those Fires

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (HrSJb)

36 "If we don't talk about it, it never happened."

Beavis, Butthead, CNN, and the rest of the phucktarded marching band. Suck it, proles.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (KP5rU)

37 31 Gillum got 1 whole mutha fukn vote in recount!

PS The vote was about ag comm to change gun permit laws.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)


I see you are a reader of the Morning Report!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (/9p9e)

38 Gotta suck to be Allahpundit. Knowing that his decision all those years ago to brand himself with that name is going to likely be the reason he never get to appear next to his crush Tapper on CNN. No matter how much cock he slurps down they will never put someone on the air as "John Doe formerly known as the blogger 'Allahpundit.'"

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (WaxcS)

39 31. AG comm race went to a Hand recount also

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (HrSJb)

40 35 Looks like Hollywood got a wake up call from God with those Fires
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (HrSJb)


"I know, right?!"

- - The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (/9p9e)

41 I do believe you need to show ID to buy Kaboom!.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (BXMxN)

42 Who is this Boothes fellow and what does Acosta think of him?

Posted by: Someguy at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (qt8Bt)

43 Avenatti can't seem to make up his mind. First, he asserted that she deserved it (cause she hit him first), now that his fists of steel were entrapped by that broad's face. The life of a gangsta pimp is hard. How exactly do you get "set up" into playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out with a chick?

Posted by: Bear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (H5knJ)

44 Maybe if he shot yams out of his ass, they'd have him on again...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If William Wallace were here he's level their armies with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of yams from his arse!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (5RXy6)

45 CPL is on bail for a violent felony... and threatens somebody via twitter.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (1g7ch)

46
Avenatti is the Carp of the Lawyer world.... trolling about the bottom, sucking up goose poop, and useless in all other respects....
Posted by: kraken


The whirled according to Carp.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (aKsyK)

47 Gillum got 1 whole mutha fukn vote in recount!

PS The vote was about ag comm to change gun permit laws.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)
***************************
Was Palm Beach County included in that?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2018 06:47 PM (hECVl)

48 35 Looks like Hollywood got a wake up call from God with those Fires
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (HrSJb)


Kevin Sorbo, Mel Gibson, and Jim Caviezel's houses didn't burn.... coincidence?????

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:47 PM (ffWPP)

49 29 Any elections get thieved today? I wasn't looking closely.

well, if it ended in "y" I'd hafta say, yes.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 15, 2018 06:47 PM (LOq4H)

50 38 Gotta suck to be Allahpundit. Knowing that his decision all those years ago to brand himself with that name is going to likely be the reason he never get to appear next to his crush Tapper on CNN. No matter how much cock he slurps down they will never put someone on the air as "John Doe formerly known as the blogger 'Allahpundit.'"
Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (WaxcS)


If I were mean, I'd find my local Imam and tell him to put a fatwa out on him for blasphemy. That would fix his goat. At least after they had sex with it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:47 PM (/9p9e)

51 Can McConnell blackball Flake from getting any lobbyist jobs?

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:47 PM (HrSJb)

52 31
Gillum got 1 whole mutha fukn vote in recount!

Wonder how much that worthless bullshit cost us.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (K22Va)

53 44 Maybe if he shot yams out of his ass, they'd have him on again...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If William Wallace were here he's level their armies with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of yams from his arse!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (5RXy6)


Seriously, you are aware of a female performance artist known as the yam shooter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (/9p9e)

54 49. Yes we lost Maine House seat, after Trump Judge screwed us

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (HrSJb)

55 My favorite bit was "when we are fully exonerated".

YMMV

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (tSXzq)

56 Does Rush still sell those "Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" coffee mugs? I might need to order one of those.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (OMsf+)

57 Flake can always be Soros' piss-boy, if all else fails.....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (ffWPP)

58 I'm coming after you, Peter North!

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (Tyii7)

59 I don't care if he was setup or not. It's just so perfect to have this scumbag arrested on assault charges after he tried to frame Kavanaugh for multiple rapes.

They made these rules. I hope they enjoy living under them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

60 I see you are a reader of the Morning Report!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (/9p9e)

I thot I pointed out 80k vote change overnigth last week. However, I am still waiting for someone to agree that 20% crossover voting from gov to non incumbsant senator is impossible!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (JFO2v)

61 Any elections get thieved today? I wasn't looking closely.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM

We're waiting, they have until Saturday for Democrats to come up with missing votes, or to still vote or something.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (T4oHT)

62 I hope he hit her someplace with a security camera.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (BXMxN)

63 31 Gillum got 1 whole mutha fukn vote in recount!

PS The vote was about ag comm to change gun permit laws.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)


Conceal the steal on the ag comm - what was that, a 20,000 vote swing from Broward and Palm Beach?

Gotta watch what the other hand is doing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (1g7ch)

64 why waste billions and billions on elections when judges just decide who the fuck wins anyway? what a waste. it's all bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (KP5rU)

65 Seriously, you are aware of a female performance artist known as the yam shooter?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

No, and neither has DuckDuckGo.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (5RXy6)

66 62 I hope he hit her someplace with a security camera.
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (BXMxN)


Must be a small camera to fit on the inner thigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (/9p9e)

67 Avanti has tax liens on him and million dollar judgments against him. Now a felony charge. How is he even viable?

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (Y+IGD)

68 I will work with law enforcement in order to find the real assaulter

Posted by: Slappy Porn Lawyer at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (RKQ/v)

69 56 Probably be admissible evidence for you to be confined to a mental institution after the Dems take power again...

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (BXMxN)

70 Motor Pool Enthusiast Allahpundit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (4e+hS)

71 Seriously, you are aware of a female performance artist known as the yam shooter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (/9p9e)


No but I saw one in Thailand that shot ping pong balls. And one that shot darts from a blowgun and popped balloons on the ceiling.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (OMsf+)

72 Not yams, ping pong balls... c'mon guys...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (ffWPP)

73 71 Seriously, you are aware of a female performance artist known as the yam shooter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (/9p9e)

No but I saw one in Thailand that shot ping pong balls. And one that shot darts from a blowgun and popped balloons on the ceiling.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (OMsf+)


Actually those were Mossad agents moonlighting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

74 McConnell and Flake play for the same team while shadowbanning actual conservatives.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (yHwQE)

75 We gonna need moar lamp posts.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (tSXzq)

76 Wow. did not realize DeSantis gets to pick 3 new Supreme judges. That is big

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (HrSJb)

77 "58 I'm coming after you, Peter North!
Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer"

not if I come at you first.

Posted by: Peter North at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (sJALa)

78 And trebuchets.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (tSXzq)

79 A.B.C. Stoddard is a doofus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (aKsyK)

80 71; sounds like you reached the pinnacle of entertainment.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (KP5rU)

81 OSHA would come down hard on an establishment allowing dart shooting cooters...

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (BXMxN)

82 72 Not yams, ping pong balls... c'mon guys...
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (ffWPP)


Yam shooter, for your consideration.

http://articles.latimes.com/1986-10-20/entertainment/ca-6491_1_yams

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (/9p9e)

83 So, would you say that she is a spud gun, then???

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (ffWPP)

84 Run out of lamp posts pile 'em in a heap and light it up.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (yHwQE)

85 Did cpl actually say "when WE are fully exonerated "? Isn't it illegal for creepy porn lawyers to use the royal we?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (Hp5Dz)

86 I thought God visited Fire & Brimstone on the Hollywood degenerates too until I heard about the poor nobodies who got burned up in the blaze.

If it was truly God's handiwork, those people would've left earlier and they'd be scraping what's left of Bruce Jenner into a garbage bag.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)

87 I don't buy cereal any more, because it's pretty high in carbs.

So I guess I don't need ID.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

88 Find it interesting that those who scream loudest, are the ones hiding the most.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (LOq4H)

89 85 He was referring to himself and Mueller I thhink.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (BXMxN)

90 Actually those were Mossad agents moonlighting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

Why moonlight? They were making a lot of money in tips and...fees.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (OMsf+)

91 Vote from the rooftops; Garden from the street lamps.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (eF92S)

92 74 McConnell and Flake play for the same team while shadowbanning actual conservatives.
Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (yHwQE)


And yet it was Cocaine Mitch that rammed through both SCOTUS picks and dozens of judges.

Flake is a revolting fraud of a scumbag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (/9p9e)

93 Nevah did like yer candied yams, anyway. Too much candy, not enough yams!

Posted by: Zombie Walter Brennan at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (Tyii7)

94 She yam what she yam

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (aKsyK)

95 91 Vote from the rooftops; Garden from the street lamps.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (eF92S)


"We aglee."

- - Looftop Koleans

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:54 PM (/9p9e)

96 56 Does Rush still sell those "Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" coffee mugs? I might need to order one of those.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (OMsf+)

We cannot drill our way
The job are not coming back
You can keep your..
Shovel ready
Created or saved
Caravan will not reach
10 million illegals
Russia russia russia
I did not have sex..

Blah Blah Blah

It aint a conspiracy if they ARE out to get you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

97 I seems to me Trump is saying a box top will suffice as voter ID as it stands. Did I read it wrong ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2018 06:54 PM (M+Lyo)

98 May you live in interesting times.

Posted by: Ancient Chinese Curse at November 15, 2018 06:54 PM (zIR2g)

99 I thot I pointed out 80k vote change overnigth last week. However, I am still waiting for someone to agree that 20% crossover voting from gov to non incumbsant senator is impossible!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (JFO2v)


The only thing suspicious is if the last 80k had a significant swing.

BUT, since those counties appeared to shuffle the ballots so as obscure their origen it makes it hard to do a statistical analysis.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (1g7ch)

100 Graham and McConnell have to an extent rehabilitated themselves, in my eyes.

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (ffWPP)

101
Did cpl actually say "when WE are fully exonerated "? Isn't it illegal for creepy porn lawyers to use the royal we?
Posted by: Northernlurker


He is Groom of the Urinal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (aKsyK)

102 Actually those were Mossad agents moonlighting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)


I thought the Mossad agents were selling art door to door?

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (VhKw6)

103 71; sounds like you reached the pinnacle of entertainment.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (KP5rU)


Best 23rd birthday ever: Pattaya Beach on payday and three days of liberty.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (OMsf+)

104 capitalism in action! private sector can do better then government. pg&e says they will have to declare bankruptcy as they didn't get enough insurance ( executive bonuses took to much money ) now they say they need government (tax payers) bail out for camp fire.

Posted by: ramondo at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (naZui)

105 100 Graham and McConnell have to an extent rehabilitated themselves, in my eyes.
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (ffWPP)


When the chips were down on something that is existentially consequential to us hanging on to a vestige of checking the Left, I would agree.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (/9p9e)

106
May you live in interesting times.
Posted by: Ancient Chinese Curse


May you read interesting Time Life books.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (aKsyK)

107 The woman was a predator attacking
Avenatti just as Monica, interns and many numerous bimbo women were just out to get bill clinton. Women need to know their place on the demorat plantation and they are to only attack Republicans, for real or fictitiously. Everybody knows demorats are innocent, even when caught in the act. Republicans are guilty, even when falsely accused.
Maybe she was one of those women you get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park, DEMOCRATS KNOW THESE THINGS !

Posted by: ron n. at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (XkVhH)

108 >>>And yet it was Cocaine Mitch that rammed through both SCOTUS picks and dozens of judges.

Flake is a revolting fraud of a scumbag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (/9p9e)



That's the cruel trick. McConnell can help SCOTUS and not suffer the wrath of his masters while gathering bonus points from the deceived.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (yHwQE)

109 Why moonlight? They were making a lot of money in tips
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (OMsf+)

Thot that was the mohel

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

110 Avenatti vs Kristol for biggest slug scumbag?...Toss-up!

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (yhf6w)

111 "Was Avenatti Set Up?"

Since when does the GOP have the competency to set up anything but Failure.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (5xuaW)

112 I thought the Mossad agents were selling art door to door?

If your caller ID says 800-MOSSAD, DO NOT ANSWER!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (LOq4H)

113 Graham and McConnell have to an extent rehabilitated themselves, in my eyes.
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (ffWPP)

--------------------

Agreed, for now. The real test is what they do with illegals and border security.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (ffYR/)

114 And, of course, literally taking literally every word PDT literally says literally.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (Evws/)

115 44 bolts of yams from his arse!

bolts of yams won't hold much together. doubt you could even get a good thread of them.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (NmR1a)

116 Avenatti is a ball-less coward, like most liberals. They project everything they are, onto everyone else.

AP has always been a pussy. Well that's an insult to pussies. He's a crack monkey that knows how to use a keyboard.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (VpIIl)

117 106 May you live in interesting times.
Posted by: Ancient Chinese Curse

May you read interesting Time Life books.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (aKsyK)


May you shiv the NY Times.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)

118 How are we going to stop the destruction of America and civilization? It involves something dangerous and difficult, right? I' m in.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 06:58 PM (zLDYs)

119 Thot that was the mohel

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

Eh, I could see where it was quite possible that they were making more than a Mossad agent's salary. Maybe they were moonlighting as Mossad agents.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:58 PM (OMsf+)

120 Yeah, McConnell and Graham have "provisional" not scumbag status with me.... want actions, boys....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (ffWPP)

121 The only thing suspicious is if the last 80k had a significant swing.

BUT, since those counties appeared to shuffle the ballots so as obscure their origen it makes it hard to do a statistical analysis.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (1g7ch)

The 80k was for 1 position! Ag Commissioner. Gives out gun permits in FL.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

122 AP has always been a pussy. Well that's an insult to pussies. He's a crack monkey that knows how to use a keyboard.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (VpIIl)
++++++++++
Maybe he dictates. Voice-to-text is finally halfway decent, so I assume his typist quit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (I2dne)

123 AP has always been a pussy. Well that's an insult to pussies. He's a crack monkey that knows how to use a keyboard.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (VpIIl)

He's a fedora hat away from being a junior moderator over on r/atheism.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (4ErVI)

124 Rumor has it that Michael Avenatti also flogs his genitalia like one would beat a pack mule smuggling Indian artifacts stolen from a burial site in the Grand Canyon in a flash-flood thunderstorm on a rabbit trail.

Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (Z9C5C)

125 capitalism in action! private sector can do better then government. pg&e says they will have to declare bankruptcy as they didn't get enough insurance ( executive bonuses took to much money ) now they say they need government (tax payers) bail out for camp fire.
Posted by: ramondo at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (naZui)


Let them go bankrupt.
Just turn off the lights and lock the doors.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (1g7ch)

126 124 Rumor has it that Michael Avenatti also flogs his genitalia like one would beat a pack mule smuggling Indian artifacts stolen from a burial site in the Grand Canyon in a flash-flood thunderstorm on a rabbit trail.
Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (Z9C5C)


When he beats his meat, he BEATS his meat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (/9p9e)

127 "I wonder what Pierre Omidyar thinks."

When Kristol speaks, you know.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 15, 2018 07:00 PM (Ndje9)

128 Avenatti has that Dungeon Master vibe to him....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:00 PM (ffWPP)

129 Wilkes later had a short career as a ballistic political critic."

Democrat vaulting champion.

Nah, yours is better.

Posted by: DaveA at November 15, 2018 07:00 PM (FhXTo)

130 If you buy a box of cereal with a check you have to have ID. If you ever shopped at Walmart you will have seen this.

Nearly all objections to Trump are class based and unprincipled.

I think Trump was exaggerating for effect, but surely men as sophisticated as those who work in our media would understand such nuance if he were...

Posted by: THATCH at November 15, 2018 07:00 PM (v5Cc/)

131 124 Rumor has it that Michael Avenatti also flogs his genitalia like one would beat a pack mule smuggling Indian artifacts stolen from a burial site in the Grand Canyon in a flash-flood thunderstorm on a rabbit trail.

And people, THIS is how you write for radio!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 15, 2018 07:00 PM (LOq4H)

132 I want to hear what Levin has to say but don't know if I can stand the incessant screaming tonite.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2018 07:01 PM (Y+IGD)

133 Avanti has tax liens on him and million dollar judgments against him. Now a felony charge. How is he even viable?
Posted by: kallisto


You know, this guy is a major league F-up and A-hole, and yet MSNBC and CNN had to have him on multiple times.

It really shows how they are scraping the bottom of the barrel to have "content" on. This guy is a major loser, yet, he was feted on cable.

Fake News.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 07:01 PM (S6Pax)

134 Man the turrets and load the yams!!!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 15, 2018 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

135 um, why does this matter?

No one watches CNN except HotAir and Paul Ryan.

That's the impact, these cucks want the left to love them.

If we still had Fox news...they could cover the story and hit a wider audience. And maybe one day, our leadership class may read about it somehow. who knows?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 07:02 PM (7J5t2)

136 What will his famous roster of clients do now ???

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:02 PM (bUjCl)

137 What the hell does "was he set up?" even mean when a man is arrested for felony domestic violence? I thought our betters in the media, and peace and kindness Dems preached that its "NEVER OK to hit a woman" Right? I remember the ads last year or 2016 before I dropped NFL watching with the football players saying that.

Posted by: paleRider at November 15, 2018 07:02 PM (eASYU)

138 >>Yeah, McConnell and Graham have "provisional" not scumbag status with me.... want actions, boys....

Aside from judges and some other personnel issues you aren't going to get much over the next two years.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (/tuJf)

139 It really shows how they are scraping the bottom of the barrel to have "content" on. This guy is a major loser, yet, he was feted on cable.

Fake News.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 07:01 PM (S6Pax)

--------------

He was high profile Trump opposition. All they needed, really.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (ffYR/)

140 101


Did cpl actually say "when WE are fully exonerated "? Isn't it illegal for creepy porn lawyers to use the royal we?

Posted by: Northernlurker



He is Groom of the Urinal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

That was last year. He's now Licker of the Stool.

Posted by: El Chapo Guzman at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

141 May you shiv the NY Times.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)

May you escape from New York New York

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (JFO2v)

142 I'm in hysterics over here!
Other than that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (Evws/)

143 Where is everybody?
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:39 PM (BXMxN)

In a country formally known as America.

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (q177U)

144 Any television show using cpl as a guest must by hand sanitizer by the gallon.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (Hp5Dz)

145 118
How are we going to stop the destruction of America and civilization? It
involves something dangerous and difficult, right? I' m in.


Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 06:58 PM (zLDYs)


https://preview.tinyurl.com/zh6omtf

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (5xuaW)

146 104 capitalism in action! private sector can do better then government. pg&e says they will have to declare bankruptcy as they didn't get enough insurance ( executive bonuses took to much money ) now they say they need government (tax payers) bail out for camp fire.
Posted by: ramondo at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (naZui)


By all means, let's blame the electric utility and put them out of business instead of the environmental groups that refused to allow anybody to clean up dry brush and tinder.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

147 It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch, Johnson!

Posted by: Sugar Ray Avenatti, star of "When Slappy Met Sloppy" The Movie at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (Ndje9)

148

Have the California government run the power plants. Works well in Venezuela.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (aKsyK)

149 The 80k was for 1 position! Ag Commissioner. Gives out gun permits in FL.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (JFO2v)


Then ... there is your problem.

Any group of people that waits on the State to tell them that they may bear arms - are not Citizens. They are Serfs.

Behave Accordingly.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (30uqm)

150 Have heard plow truck go by twice in last 10 minutes

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:05 PM (T4oHT)

151 By all means, let's blame the electric utility and put them out of business instead of the environmental groups that refused to allow anybody to clean up dry brush and tinder.
Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

when grandma farts we beat the dog

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

152 Agreed, for now. The real test is what they do with illegals and border security.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Graham wants DACA, dreamers get to come and stay.

He is literally slobbering at the chance to make some weak-tea compromise with the Democrats.

I'm not really mad, because there is pressure from a lot of angles to fix this in some way. There was a comment poster yesterday that quoted ver batim from a business man in the West that was hiring illegals knowingly because he needed employees.
He wanted a better guest worker program.

Something, somewhere has to give. But the illegal invasion has to stop. Period.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 07:05 PM (S6Pax)

153 And...let's not forget, Kavanaugh was up to his boofs in being set up by lying ass bitches.

All 3 bitches lied. so...is that a conspiracy theory?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (7J5t2)

154 Michael who?

Posted by: MSM at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (gC2IV)

155 I don't wish to alarm anyone, but the attempted coup in the Florida governor's race appears to have failed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (IQkaI)

156 BTW: you can add hotel lobbies in Africa as places where CNN can be seen.

Oddly African hotel lobbies also carry cheesy Spanish soap operas.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (Hp5Dz)

157 I mentioned that I am going to do a Civics 101 class here in my home town.

The support has been phenomenal and we will be staring right after the first of the year.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (MxLTX)

158 150 Have heard plow truck go by twice in last 10 minutes
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:05 PM (T4oHT)

turkey in the straw or camptown races?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (JFO2v)

159 Our last Civil War was over splitting the country, and the Rebels wanted the split. Our next Civil War ( I know, won't happen, and so forth) will be over splitting the country, and possibly the Rebels would be the Constitutionalists. Weird.

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (ffWPP)

160 How do you get 'set up' into punching someone?

You still have to punch someone. Like move your arm and make a fist stuff.

Fucking asshole. This guy needs a train run on him in prison.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (pUDQf)

161 Avenatti was arrested for felony DV.

That happened somehow. I don't think a rando call to the popo would make this happen.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (VhKw6)

162 153 And...let's not forget, Kavanaugh was up to his boofs in being set up by lying ass bitches.

All 3 bitches lied. so...is that a conspiracy theory?
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (7J5t2)



How many does a conspiracy take?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

163 153 And...let's not forget, Kavanaugh was up to his boofs in being set up by lying ass bitches.

All 3 bitches lied. so...is that a conspiracy theory?
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (7J5t2)



How many does a conspiracy take?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

164 Have the California government run the power plants. Works well in Venezuela.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


It will end up being a makework job for underemployed Democrat parasites that can't get real jobs.

I can't wait for California to either leave the Union or just collapse from their own stupidity. Leave the Union and then collapse from their own stupidity.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (S6Pax)

165 [CNN displays image of PDT with caption:] This is an #OrangeManBad who grabs mish.


[CNN displays image of Corey Booker with caption:] This is a #BananaManGood who grabs t-bone.

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (WqPYg)

166 I hate winter. I hate lefty commie scum. I hate lefty commie scum in winter.

Posted by: f'd at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (UdKB7)

167 "BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!"

But they responded. Try that with logic!

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (98WNR)

168 Raise your hand if you believe Creepy Porn Lawyer was tapping Stormy for payment.

*can't count all the hands*

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (VpIIl)

169 Keeps me warm thru the winter.

Posted by: f'd at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (UdKB7)

170 Avenatti's denial goes weirdly from the general to the specific. I have never hit any woman. I never hit my ex-wife. I never hit a woman in the face.


Weird, no?

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (VhKw6)

171 #130 I think it's more along the lines of, "No one pays cash any more for groceries and paying with a credit card or debit card is a card that uniquely identifies you just like a (national) voting card would. If you don't have a problem getting either of those to buy groceries, you won't have problems getting proper, unique, citizen-based I.D. for voting legally."

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (Evws/)

172 In a country formally known as America.
Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (q177U)
++++++++++++
Still called that, will probably always be called that. There are two kinds of Leftists:
1) The "burn it all down and replace all the institutions, symbols, religious artifacts, etc. with our own." Good examples are the Nazis and the Soviets.
2) The "infiltrate and subvert all the institutions, symbols, religious artifacts, etc. and wear them like a skin suit." Good examples are the EU and the Dems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (I2dne)

173 stormy is not his type, the reason he was able to say that he never hit a woman is because the complainant was a tranny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (MTjB1)

174 Yeah, they don't arrest you on felony charges, even in California, if there isn't a pretty solid case.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (VpIIl)

175 164
I can't wait for California to either leave the Union or just collapse from their own stupidity. Leave the Union and then collapse from their own stupidity.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (S6Pax)


Just as long as the rest of us aren't forced to bail them out.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

176 How do you get 'set up' into punching someone?

Be raised and celebrated as a miserable little worm. He didn't have a chance.

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (98WNR)

177 157 I mentioned that I am going to do a Civics 101 class here in my home town.

The support has been phenomenal and we will be staring right after the first of the year.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (MxLTX)

Lesson 1:
Count class number of women and men.
If W more than M then ask for vote to cut of dicks of potential rapist.
If more M than W ask for vote for free sex night.

Explain we are constitutionally organized republic!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:10 PM (JFO2v)

178 Raise your hand if you believe Creepy Porn Lawyer was tapping Stormy for payment.

*can't count all the hands*
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (VpIIl)


not her, too much risk, but she served as a conduit - provided him with girls she knows

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:10 PM (bUjCl)

179 Gotta' say ... in her day ... Stormy was my type.

Dolphin Smooth.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 15, 2018 07:10 PM (30uqm)

180 why not, she's been around

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:10 PM (bUjCl)

181 168 Raise your hand if you believe Creepy Porn Lawyer was tapping Stormy for payment.

*can't count all the hands*
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (VpIIl)


I don't think either can pay off their debts that way.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:10 PM (1g7ch)

182 I like the weather in California. I can't wait for it to collapse to join the Mongrel Horde invasion and grab some beachfront in Malibu as my personal fiefdom.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (VpIIl)

183 Can't help but notice that Avenatti did mot explicitly deny that he kicked her. Or raped her. So, post-Kav, I am obligated to conclude that he did so.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (H5knJ)

184 stormy is not his type, the reason he was able to say that he never hit a woman is because the complainant was a tranny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (MTjB1)


Saying a tranny is not a woman will probably get you more jail time in California than hitting a woman.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (VhKw6)

185 I never use a conduit.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (Tyii7)

186 just want to butt-in off topic to say I think that Maine voting win by algorithm crap is bull....crap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (r+sAi)

187 Damn, storm is shifting and the rain is staying offshore. We are getting all snow.

This is going to be a long winter.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)

188 stormy is not his type, the reason he was able to say that he never hit a woman is because the complainant was a tranny.
Posted by: yankeefifth

If this is true, it raises this story from the funniest thing of the week to funniest thing ever.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (5RXy6)

189 I know ther has been talk of splitting California into 2 or 3 states. How about we turn them back into a territory until they can get their shit together.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (gC2IV)

190
Raise your hand if you believe Creepy Porn Lawyer was tapping Stormy for payment.

*can't count all the hands*
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (VpIIl)








Hell, raise your hand if you think Stormy was the woman he beat up....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (eXA4G)

191

Yeah, McConnell and Graham have "provisional" not scumbag status with me.... want actions, boys....

I'd like to see McConnell not seat some Dem senator until a full investigation into any voting irregularities has been done in any suspicious races like, say, Arizona.


And he could merely say that the integrity of the voting process is essential to the nation and his Constitutional duty. Easy peasy.
Now let's see what he does.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (HaL55)

192 rhennigantx, at least these fuckers are going to know that there are three branches of government. I'm all about bending statistics.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (MxLTX)

193 *raises hand*

Posted by: Clenis at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (LL1Be)

194 Allahpundit, Gabe Malor, Ed Morrisey, Max Boot, David Frum, Bill Kristol, Hugh "Not Gay For Mitt Romney" Hewitt...

Trump might have only bought us a little time before collapse and civil war, but at least he ripped a lot of masks off the fucks who claimed to be on our side.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (Y4WlI)

195 After reading zombies horrific description of just what a tranny IS... the other day.... sheesh, that was ...... disturbing.... they gotta be insane.

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (ffWPP)

196 Bring back the Baron of Arizona.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (aKsyK)

197 168 Raise your hand if you believe Creepy Porn Lawyer was tapping Stormy for payment.

So was he working pro bono or was she?

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (Izzlo)

198 you know I like Christmas more than the average guy, but really who goes all in on Christmas decorations the day after halloween?

You have to at least wait until the day after Thanksgiving.

motherfuckers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (MTjB1)

199 >>>This is going to be a long winter.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)


Joe Bastardi said it's going to be bitching.

I ordered a 30k btu blue flame for supplemental yesterday.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (yHwQE)

200
Have the California government run the power plants. Works well in Venezuela.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM


For numerous hours daily, Comrade.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (e7O7B)

201 After reading zombies horrific description of just what a tranny IS... the other day.... sheesh, that was ...... disturbing.... they gotta be insane.
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (ffWPP)

Do you have a link to this description?

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch, Inhaling the Oaken Goodness at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (gh7cp)

202 Just as long as the rest of us aren't forced to bail them out.
Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)
++++++++++
Remember that 15% of the US population lives there. That is a huge chunk and far away the largest concentration. We'll be forced to bail them out. There might be a bunch of jawboning, but it will be done - the consequences or will of the rest of the electorate be damned.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (I2dne)

203 Need a humor break?

I've been watching most of the Screen Rant 's Pitch Meetings. Two I've particularly enjoyed:

Original Jurassic Park:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOMCYvO5bkY

Home Alone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJeOfzpEetE

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (q177U)

204 pro boner

autocucumber strikes again ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 07:15 PM (tSXzq)

205 166
I hate winter. I hate lefty commie scum. I hate lefty commie scum in winter.

Posted by: f'd


Congrats. Lots of folks don't know what they want or don't want. You don't appear to have that problem.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 07:15 PM (T6t7i)

206 201

Do you have a link to this description?
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch, Inhaling the Oaken Goodness at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (gh7cp)

I don't... but it was kinda nightmare stuff... maybe somebody else does though...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:15 PM (ffWPP)

207
Not just The Avenger!

The Creepy Porn Avenger!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:15 PM (pNxlR)

208 Michael Avanatti is the tape worm of the big pile of leftist shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2018 07:15 PM (pUDQf)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (HaL55)

210 I know ther has been talk of splitting California into 2 or 3 states. How about we turn them back into a territory until they can get their shit together.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (gC2IV)
+++++++++++
Two states, and gerrymander the shit out of it to ensure that *every* Republic enclave is in one of the two states. Put Danzig-type corridors everywhere. Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (I2dne)

211 194 Allahpundit, Gabe Malor, Ed Morrisey, Max Boot, David Frum, Bill Kristol, Hugh "Not Gay For Mitt Romney" Hewitt... 

Trump might have only bought us a little time before collapse and civil war, but at least he ripped a lot of masks off the fucks who claimed to be on our side.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (Y4WlI)

Jennifer Rubin, Mona Charen, Jonah Goldberg, Stephen Hayes, Rich Lowry, Ben Shapiro (not buying the conversion).

It's a long damn list. And that's just media types.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (15N0R)

212 Joe Bastardi said it's going to be bitching.

I ordered a 30k btu blue flame for supplemental yesterday.
Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (yHwQE)

-----------------

He is probably right. It is now 31 degrees out in freaking NW Suburban Atlanta.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

213 McConnell appointing actual conservatives as committee chairmen.

For reals?

Nah.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (yHwQE)

214 187 Damn, storm is shifting and the rain is staying offshore. We are getting all snow.

This is going to be a long winter.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)


Good thing global warming will make it milder.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

215 I remade the split rail decorative fence recently so want to put up lights on it but they are not going up before Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (T4oHT)

216 Momma said knock you out!

Posted by: M.Avenasty Esquire Mike Tyson's Punchout Pro at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (BRpqW)

217

Do you have a link to this description?

Have you eaten supper yet? It's bad IMO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (HaL55)

218 "Trump might have only bought us a little time before collapse and civil war, but at least he ripped a lot of masks off the fucks who claimed to be on our side.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (Y4WlI) "



This !
We can have a chance of moving forward once we get rid of the fifth column who is sabotaging us / informing on us.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (tSXzq)

219 How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country and every ballot touched has a camera on it. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (K22Va)

220 You don't say, BackwardsBoy?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:18 PM (Evws/)

221 Good thing global warming will make it milder.

Posted by: rickl



Yeah, no. We'll spend the next few decades in the Witness Protection Program.

Posted by: Sunspots at November 15, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

222 Let me guess, a really harsh winter will be proof of global warming, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:18 PM (gC2IV)

223 Freeze last night killed all the flies so I am thankful for that.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:18 PM (MxLTX)

224 Keep Leftifornia as one big fk up state, why give us 2 or 3 Fk up states to pay for?

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:18 PM (T4oHT)

225 Well it's a good thing that AllahPendejo has found other interests than The Walking Dead bitch-carping articles. Weekly (or weakly) no less.

That stuff was the cat's meow. He could really lay it down like the chief wanker in Wanker County. A Wanker's wanker, so to speak.

*waves at AP*

Posted by: GunBreed at November 15, 2018 07:19 PM (Z4rgH)

226 How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country

Federalism?

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

227 Ben Had, you are my hero.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 07:19 PM (zLDYs)

228


And I have no idea how that empty comment happened. I started using Firefox a couple of weeks ago and it'll do weird stuff here occasionally.


Got FF for YooToobTV that the good SIL signed us up for. Now I can record my Bama games finally.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (HaL55)

229 223
Freeze last night killed all the flies so I am thankful for that.

Posted by: Ben Had


Geez, just where do you live? The Seventh Circle of Hell?

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (T6t7i)

230 Have the California government run the power plants. Works well in Venezuela.
I have been wondering about this.

The old wars and civil wars were fought by men with rifles and seapower, and airpower.
The new wars and civil wars are fought in cyberspace by cyberwarriors with keyboards, information power and processing power.

What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (LL1Be)

231 >>>How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country and every ballot touched has a camera on it. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (K22Va)



Because there is a vestigial remnant of "these United States".

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (yHwQE)

232 How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country

Federalism?
Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

------------------

This. I do not want the Feds setting standards here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:21 PM (ffYR/)

233 "Freeze last night killed all the flies so I am thankful for that.
"

I'm pretty sure the plague of frogs is next.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:21 PM (VpIIl)

234 222 Let me guess, a really harsh winter will be proof of global warming, right?

After we run it through our "climate fun" algorithm, it will be the WARMEST winter ever!

Posted by: climate "scientists" everywhere at November 15, 2018 07:21 PM (LOq4H)

235 Eromero, Nope, you are mine as you have served your country far more than I ever could but I will do what I can while I can.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:22 PM (MxLTX)

236 What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?
Banning people from Twitter, Facebook, PayPal etc. for their political views but that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:22 PM (Evws/)

237 I actually love cold weather.... I am porly adapted for heat... the only part of winter I dislike is the dryness, at times. My inner Neanderthal showing, I guess....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:23 PM (ffWPP)

238 You folks need to get up to date. It's no longer global warming because that is demonstrably false. It is "climate change". Like today it is snowing, and tomorrow the sun will shine.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:23 PM (VpIIl)

239 "Freeze last night killed all the flies so I am thankful for that."


Cattle country

Posted by: Pancho the vaquero ha at November 15, 2018 07:23 PM (yHwQE)

240

What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?


Shiny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:23 PM (HaL55)

241 219 How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country and every ballot touched has a camera on it. It's all bullshit.
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (K22Va)


Actually, no on the first part. It's one of the strengths of the American system that elections are run at the state and local level. Imposing one-size-fits-all rules from the top down would make it easier to rig an election nationwide.

As for the second part, I read somewhere that the British count the votes in view of TV cameras. That sounds like a good idea.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

242
How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country and every ballot touched has a camera on it. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM


The daughter says that out in her area of Ohio the self-checkout lanes in grocery stores have cameras on them. She's a tad south of the epicenter of the opioid crisis.

Don't hear any Hawaiian judge bitchin' 'bout that.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 07:24 PM (e7O7B)

243 Ever since Desrt Shield/Storm, I have a thing for the cold.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:24 PM (gC2IV)

244 frogs eat bugs so there's that

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:24 PM (T4oHT)

245 MarcusT , hey, I'll take the frogs cause they will eat the flies that survived.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:24 PM (MxLTX)

246 Opioid Crisis??? Get a handle on the Chinese lab Fentanyl...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:25 PM (ffWPP)

247 I mean doxxing works because of social pressure. But it is only a harassment technique by partisans.
What does the first strike in modern civil war look like?
Industrial control systems? Utilities?

Ransomware?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:26 PM (LL1Be)

248 You folks need to get up to date. It's no longer global warming because that is demonstrably false. It is "climate change". Like today it is snowing, and tomorrow the sun will shine.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:23 PM (VpIIl)

--------------

The most up to date is "climate disruption", cuz just climate change did not appropriately blame mankind for it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:26 PM (ffYR/)

249 Ben Had @ 325- No, you are my hero. Hell, I never taught civics except 'informally'.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 07:26 PM (zLDYs)

250
@breaking9111 11s

NYC: The first snowstorm of the season has dumped 6 inches in Central Park, already making this the snowiest November since 1938 - WNBC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2018 07:27 PM (pnMCv)

251 Let me guess, a really harsh winter will be proof of global warming, right?

Yep. If it weren't for Global Warming, Global Cooling would freeze you into an ice cube.

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 07:27 PM (Z1eux)

252 Avenatti already confessed to the crime. It is a documented fact that he said, "This is bullshit! She hit me first!" No denial of hitting her. Trying to justify hitting her.

When you go into the justification mode, you are implicitly admitting to hitting her.

Seriously, how can nobody have picked up on this yet?

Posted by: Dogstar at November 15, 2018 07:27 PM (QCwTW)

253 Well, we can hope DeBlasio shovels his own driveway......

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:28 PM (ffWPP)

254 quit being pussies. who cares about voting machines or cameras monitoring counting. you cheat on voting you hang.
same day.

nothing is more elemental to our republic than the vote.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:28 PM (MTjB1)

255 The fraud factor is baked right in to the system by the Democrats, mail in voting, motor voter registration, damaged ballots get remade by the poll takers, mixing in provisional ballots to actual ballots.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:28 PM (T4oHT)

256 Here's a fun thing, even if it's bullshit -- American Mirror claims they have a source telling them that the Bill And Hillary tour has been canceled due to poor ticket sales.

And they have Ticketmaster proof that many seats are still available. I dunno as I said, maybe BS... but heartwarming.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpflv7d

Posted by: GunBreed at November 15, 2018 07:28 PM (Z4rgH)

257 In other news The Flake wrapped up his talk to CNN by saying "in all sincerity, you go Jim Acosta."
What a fuckwad.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:28 PM (+6jVU)

258 246 Opioid Crisis??? Get a handle on the Chinese lab Fentanyl...
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:25 PM (ffWPP)

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Nah, the politicians will pass laws to make sure that people who actually need opioids won't be able to get them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (gC2IV)

259
How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country

Federalism?

So each state gets to choose whether their voting machines favor one party over another or are adjustable according to their needs at that particular time. Kinda like the dollar machine in Vegas then?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (K22Va)

260 It's not a lie if you are telling it to save the country.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo costanza at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (ZuGkg)

261 This is like doing a 12 hour Ken Burns biopic about John Wilkes Booth's acting career and then just ending it in an Animal House-type freeze frame, "Wilkes later had a short career as a ballistic political critic."

And parkour tyro.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 15, 2018 07:30 PM (IZLtv)

262 It's not a lie if you are telling it to save the country.
Posted by: Chris Cuomo costanza at N



you're muslim?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:30 PM (MTjB1)

263 What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (LL1Be)

Shutting down GAB!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:31 PM (n9EOP)

264 What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (LL1Be)


This. It looks like this.

Everyone has access to the printing press now.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 15, 2018 07:31 PM (30uqm)

265 hey isn't it great to live with a party that rolled over and confirmed all of Obama's Hawaain judges while we have to prove that our guys aren't mass rapists?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 07:31 PM (7J5t2)

266 The different voting machines even sometimes county to county let alone between states is a good idea because they can't all be hacked at the same time in the same way.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:32 PM (Evws/)

267
With the forthcoming glut of playing, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" and CPL Avenatti's arrest, this is the rapiest November since July 1923.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:32 PM (pNxlR)

268 259
So each state gets to choose whether their voting machines favor one party over another or are adjustable according to their needs at that particular time. Kinda like the dollar machine in Vegas then?
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (K22Va)


But if there was a Federal law mandating one kind of voting machine nationwide, what kind of machine would it be and who would be responsible for choosing it?

I really think that the cure would be worse than the disease.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

269
Nah, the politicians will pass laws to make sure that people who actually need opioids won't be able to get them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (gC2IV)

well look what the cat dragged in! hey, Duke. You been in jail? shoulda called me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (+6jVU)

270 Arizona deserves Sinema, I hope she is as nutty as I think she is.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (T4oHT)

271 Nah, the politicians will pass laws to make sure that people who actually need opioids won't be able to get them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (gC2IV)


My good man, you can't possibly expect us to actually work for a living, we're the anointed ones that YOU voted for!

Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (n9EOP)

272 I went to a conference in ATL, 3 years ago. that was during a massive Colorado ice storm. ATL on the other side of Appalachia was 60 degrees throughout.

this is some ice age level shit going on in ATL today

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (DcKxa)

273 266
The different voting machines even sometimes county to county let alone
between states is a good idea because they can't all be hacked at the
same time in the same way.

I guess you're right but goddammit, it shouldn't be so easy to cheat.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (K22Va)

274 In other news The Flake wrapped up his talk to CNN by saying "in all sincerity, you go Jim Acosta."
What a fuckwad.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Actually, he said "Once you go Acosta, you want it like #basta."
I guess he likes it rough.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (5RXy6)

275 With the forthcoming glut of playing, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" and CPL Avenatti's arrest, this is the rapiest November since July 1923.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at N




the cosby song


"say what's in this drink"

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (MTjB1)

276 257 In other news The Flake wrapped up his talk to CNN by saying "in all sincerity, you go Jim Acosta."

When I go Jim Acosta, I make sure to run the exhaust fan as a courtesy to the next person.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (IZLtv)

277 >>When you go into the justification mode, you are implicitly admitting to hitting her.

>>Seriously, how can nobody have picked up on this yet?

Pretty sure that's why the cops arrested him. That and the fact that the woman was standing there with bruises on her face filing a report saying he hit her.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (/tuJf)

278 Formerly of the HQ, Drew tweets about what the latest Broward count bullshit is...

So... after finding out that the machine recount hurt Nelson, they
uploaded their total late so they can go back to the better number for
him?

Is that what's going on here?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (Evws/)

279 230
What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (LL1Be)


You're soaking in it.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

280 The different voting machines even sometimes county to county let alone between states is a good idea because they can't all be hacked at the same time in the same way.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:32 PM (Evws/)


We need to look into this design flaw at the Congressional level!

Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (n9EOP)

281 Bob Casey isn't nutty, hell he's as quiet as a church mouse. Just votes whatever Chucky tells him to vote.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (T4oHT)

282 248 The most up to date is "climate disruption", cuz just climate change did not appropriately blame mankind for it.

next up: climate manspreading, which we must battle with the arcane magicks of climate feminizing.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (xGZ+b)

283 I'm ready for some chilly weather after two weeks of being constantly sweaty.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (Hp5Dz)

284 Hey Bob! Not in jail. I pissed off the Duchess and well...I slapped hot iron to it and I'm here!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (gC2IV)

285 270: how does she top flake? at least she didn't pretend to be something she wasn't. flake is a lying suck of cock of the highest order. fuck him with a flaming oil rig.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 07:36 PM (KP5rU)

286 We need to look into this design flaw at the Congressional level!
The death penalty for any voting fraud of any type is my solution to that!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:36 PM (Evws/)

287 Guys, I had to replace my water heater yesterday and when I removed the old one, I found 50,000 Florida ballots stashed behind it. Should I send them to Broward county? I mean, I wouldn't want to destroy democracy and disenfranchise voters, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 15, 2018 07:36 PM (dNzKv)

288 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: rickl

;-)

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:37 PM (LL1Be)

289 I guess the takeaway is if Bill Kristol asks to borrow a cup of 5.56, you tell him no.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:37 PM (VhKw6)

290
Cone to think of it, I scored a box of General Mills' Oxycontin Puffs the other day at the corner bodega and I didn't have to show any identification.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:37 PM (pNxlR)

291 So... after finding out that the machine recount hurt Nelson, they
uploaded their total late so they can go back to the better number for
him?

Is that what's going on here?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (Evws/)

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I think it is only a 700 vote difference, so it won't matter much.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:38 PM (ffYR/)

292 nood

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:38 PM (t+qrx)

293 the democrats would try to get votes for jefferson davis counted

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)

294 The support has been phenomenal and we will be staring right after the first of the year.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (MxLTX)


BH: Just don't stare into the abyss!

Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (n9EOP)

295 Nah, the politicians will pass laws to make sure that people who actually need opioids won't be able to get them.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (gC2IV)


I sense a theme. If some people are abusing opioids, make it harder for non-abusers to obtain them. If criminals use guns to commit crimes, make it harder for non-criminals to obtain guns.

In each case, the "solutions" have zero impact on the problem. Only innocent people are affected.

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (4HMW8)

296 284
Hey Bob! Not in jail. I pissed off the Duchess and well...I slapped hot iron to it and I'm here!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (gC2IV)

Lol. Great to here your voice. start stopping by. Nothings changed if you haven't been lurking. ettes are the only thing that keeps this place from sinking into the primordial ooze. (no offense guys).

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (+6jVU)

297
... you go Jim Acosta


Is this a new way of saying an older woman is going through "the change"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (pNxlR)

298 The death penalty for any voting fraud of any type is my solution to that!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:36 PM (Evws/)


Wall, optional blindfold and cigarette, and a round of 5.56 plus minimal assembly should be brought back into fashion!

Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:41 PM (n9EOP)

299
I sense a theme. If some people are abusing opioids, make it harder for non-abusers to obtain them.


Oh, don't get me going on this. Mrs. K is caught in the "solutions" to this.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (pNxlR)

300 She hit me first = I hit her and she deserved it.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (ZuGkg)

301 295 In each case, the "solutions" have zero impact on the problem. Only innocent people are affected.

Whoa now, most of those so-called *innocent* people are guilty of multiple counts of incorrect voting!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (IZLtv)

302 Avenatti opens 2020 Presidential race by beating his Girl friend...Wins award for fastest loss of a Presidential race in the history of races!

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (kHv/o)

303 You can buy cereal without an ID?

Sure, you can get Raisin Bran or Kaboom without one, but they always ask when getting the good stuff, like Captain Crunch or Froot Loops.

Posted by: West at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (Pby3z)

304 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (rznWS)

305 I used to enjoy reading Allahpundit - have for over a decade. Even Captain Ed. Not anymore. I started early last year writing negatively critical comments, but just gave up with the realization that this was all about Trump. F*** all of you guys. My Trumpee Bear arrived today (with certificate of authenticity) and I will keep it in its original bag, kind of like a Beanie Baby. Anyway, I am a USAF SAC vet from the Vietnam war and am proud. The cruise ship boys can follow their own path. All I ask is that they do it quietly through some secret society. They can have their important meetings on a ship in the Bermuda Triangle.

Posted by: Radar at November 15, 2018 08:29 PM (j3rGv)

306 "Oh, AllahPundit also joined in with his Leftwing Twitter Palz in treating this Trump statement..."

Good Lord, what a maroonic hack. Just about everyone in America has said something along the lines of, "You can't take a dump without fill-in-the-blank." Or, more simply and exact, "You can't take a sh** without showing your ID."

It's pretty apparent that soapboxes are being used and abused by people who have no authority whatsoever. They're just climbing up on random things in their paths and letting the bath salts talk.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 15, 2018 08:42 PM (6eEQ+)

307 Elect Avenatti 2020
Endorsed by CNN

Posted by: The Committee to Elect Avenatti at November 15, 2018 09:44 PM (3cq8T)

308 That would fix his goat. At least after they had sex with it.


I had my dog fixed. Don't know anything about what sex he might've had, though. Hope I'm nowhere near Allahpundit.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at November 15, 2018 10:39 PM (o7l6R)

The Horde of Migrants The Media Swears Does Not Exists Reaches Tijuana, Attempts to Scale Border Fence

Yeah we don't need a border wall.

More than a dozen people were arrested trying to illegally cross the border by the KKK, I mean, by the Border Patrol.

More than a dozen members of the migrant caravan were arrested Wednesday night along U.S.-Tijuana border, a border patrol source in the San Diego sector told Fox News.

A small group was arrested near the beach in an area called Playas de Tijuana. A large group was arrested in the mountains east of Otay Mesa, a San Diego community that straddles the Mexican border, the source said. All were arrested for trying to cross the border illegally, the source said.


Separately, a fight broke out Wednesday night in Tijuana between local Mexicans and Hondurans arriving in the caravan. The migrants complained that the locals were yelling: "Go home. We don't want you here!" Members of the caravan complained to reporters that local police made no attempt to break up the fight.

Video at the link. You can see these Future Americans sitting atop the border fence taunting the Border Patrol.

Tucker Carlson said last night that it must be "embarrassing" for the left (including its media) to see the horde they claimed did not exist scaling the border fence and sitting on it while taunting US Border Patrol personnel.

Carlson played video of several reporters and commentators playing down the caravan, including comedian Bill Maher who called President Trump "the racist Paul Revere [saying] 'the migrants are coming, the migrants are coming'."

With people now seen sitting atop the border fence near its end at the ocean in Tijuana, Carlson said, "what 'would' you call it?"

"This is a recurring theme on the left -- don't believe your own eyes, you're too dumb to believe your own senses. There is no illegal immigration crisis."

Carlson said Democrats "will tell you that on-a-loop until they take power."

But I don't think they're embarrassed. I think they believe there is virtue and good in denying reality, also known as "lying."

As one of CNN's several antifa apologists Chris Cuomo said, some punches are more virtuous than others, and so therefore some lies are virtuous too.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:15 PM




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1 Acosta mocked Trump for saying they'll scale the wall. Today: footage of scaling the wall.

Acosta should be shunned and drummed out of the news business like that shameful piece of crap Peter Arnett

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2018 05:14 PM (39g3+)

2 everyone has a right to the fruit of americans labor

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 05:15 PM (aSpXp)

3 Target practice?

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 15, 2018 05:15 PM (p0nVR)

4 Four words:Interlocking fields of fire.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 05:15 PM (BXMxN)

5 MILITARIZED THUG BORDER AGENTS!!!!!!!!11!!

Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at November 15, 2018 05:16 PM (pWEY3)

6 Trump will save the children.

But not the illegal migrant children.

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 15, 2018 05:16 PM (bcbK8)

7 Separately, a fight broke out Wednesday night in Tijuana between local Mexicans and Hondurans arriving in the caravan. The migrants complained that the locals were yelling: "Go home. We don't want you here!"

Hey! That can't be right!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2018 05:16 PM (sf1AO)

8 oh they know the wall is being breached they just don't; care, , having new adherents to their faith is necessary to maintain power, and of course making tons of money skimming the gifts tax payers shell out.

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 05:17 PM (aSpXp)

9 Yeah that's gonna be uncomfortable to scale today

http://tinyurl.com/ydzysofo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2018 05:17 PM (39g3+)

10 4 Four words:Interlocking fields of fire.
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I'd like to remind you: VIOLENCE never solves anything.....












When used in insufficient quantity.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 15, 2018 05:17 PM (iNBEk)

11 Separately, a fight broke out Wednesday night in Tijuana between local Mexicans and Hondurans arriving in the caravan. The migrants complained that the locals were yelling: "Go home. We don't want you here!" Members of the caravan complained to reporters that local police made no attempt to break up the fight.
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I'm confused. Even Mexicans are white nationalists now?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 05:17 PM (I2dne)

12 Also we need to take back the name 'Horde' from these illegal invaders.

That's OUR word. Haters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 15, 2018 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

13 Isn't life great in California?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 15, 2018 05:18 PM (bQtop)

14 If only we could electrify the bor