A Not Very Special Edition Of The ONT

Y'know, some corporate accounts just aren't ready for the kind of people you meet on social media these days, especially Twitter:

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The Babylon Bee Is Far And Away The Best Satire Site Out There....


...but sometimes the old fogies at The Onion still Get-Off-A-Good-One.


Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles

Noting the former congressman’s deep, unwavering commitment to shying away from every one of his civic responsibilities, the Heritage Foundation lauded Paul Ryan Thursday for inspiring millions of young gutless fucking cowards to take on leadership roles. “Thank you, Mr. Ryan, for showing countless milquetoast little weaklings across the United States that if they want a place in politics, they can have it,” said Heritage Foundation spokesperson Katherine Primm, adding that she was grateful so many young candy-ass pushovers had the chance to see someone just like them not just get elected but also become speaker of the House. 


A Letter From David Limbaugh


Rush Limbaugh: A Loving Brother And ‘A Friend To Countless Americans’


We're all praying for Rush as he battles cancer.


Might As Well Get These Political Links Out Of The Way


You Bernie Suckers Are Going to Get Fooled Again

By Kurt Schlichter, who is also a guest on Alex and Brent's podcast this week (linked in the sidebar).


Watch: The Only Mike Bloomberg Campaign Ad the World Needs

The only ad the tiny tinpot totalitarian deserves.


Postcard From Pre-Totalitarian America

When folks who lived in the Soviet Union are starting to get nervous flashbacks, it's time to take notice.

Team Trump just called a halt to the Obama-era war on American suburbs

The left hates when people aren't all crammed together into little tiny boxes so they're easier to control.

Horowitz: It’s time to focus on the GOP debate

Daniel Horowitz reminds us that there is a whole embedded “Republican” side of the swamp in DC, and they're going to be working as hard as they can to make sure that the policies enacted in PDT's second term are no different than those that would have come out of a, say, Joe Biden administration.


Inspiring Story

Someone linked this in last night's ONT, I forgot to note who. Sorry for no H/T.


Speaking Of Inspirational


Check out this story from Trump's rally in Phoenix.


Video of 100 Year Old World War II Vet Being Carried Into Trump Rally Goes Viral


He's Right You Know

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Gun Pr0n

I know a 9mm isn't the beefiest gun out there, but I'm kind of surprised at the lack of penetration.


Teach The Children Well


Study: School Vouchers Improve Public Schools


My Little Pony To Children: Marxism Is Not Magic


My Darling Margaret,

As the bitter war against the Collectivists enters its third year, I have to tell you that spirits have been quite low on here in our winter camps. The news that the Virginia and North Carolina militias were repulsed from the capital at Alexandria last month dealt a bitter blow to our hopes of finally ending this madness. All of that changed yesterday when the entire camp was electrified with the most astounding news. After months of negotiations, the Bronies have entered the conflict on our side! I do not believe that the totalitarian forces, who are surely as war-weary and worn out as we, will be able to resist the coming onslaught of rainbows and unicorns. With the grace of God and a dash of freedom's luck, we will crush the enemy and I will return to where I long to be – in the warm embrace of your loving arms – before the blossoms appear on the apple trees that line Hanged Man Creek. I remain,

Your loving husband,

Peter

Sgt. 45th Liberty Battalion, Army of the Founding Fathers


News From The SJW Front

‘People Are Getting Sick Of It’

Female prisoner claims she was raped by transgender inmate, sues prison

But they're just poor, tortured souls in the wrong body who don't mean anyone any harm, you hater.

Michael and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Debate


Tonight's ONT brought to you by Miracles:

40 years later (tomorrow) and it still brings tears to my eyes. Yes Al, I do believe in miracles. Trivia: This was only the first game of the medal round. Who did the US beat to win the gold?

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:57 PM




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1 Oneth.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (HuH1F)

2 Again.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (HuH1F)

3 rd

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (BiNEL)

4 And again.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (HuH1F)

5 Hah!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (BiNEL)

6 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at February 21, 2020 10:00 PM (JFzNN)

7 First top ten?

Posted by: A Tabby Cat at February 21, 2020 10:00 PM (Tol+8)

8 Chicken! They closed the Boston Market close to my work.. oh well..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2020 10:00 PM (CjFDo)

9 Happy Friday, Horde!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 21, 2020 10:00 PM (a4EWo)

10 Oh, yeah...

Posted by: A Tabby Cat at February 21, 2020 10:00 PM (Tol+8)

11 Guten Abend, Fapperen und Fapperinen!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 10:00 PM (7WaWV)

12 Shirley!

Surely by now someone has already done

I saw Fat Broads and Horse-Faced Lesbians open for The Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers at the Indiana State Fair in '84?




Right?



Also, hi.


Alternatively, a comic book cover
The Dog Faced Pony Soldiers face their greatest challenge in The Attack of the Fat Broads and Horse-Faced Lesbians




by Alan Moore

Posted by: mindful webworker
comically
at February 21, 2020 10:01 PM (Isn+8)

13 Yay! ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 21, 2020 10:01 PM (xkSJa)

14 Evening

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2020 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)

15 All ONTs are special in their own way.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 21, 2020 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

16 Hey all.. getting ready to hit the hay hoping for a good 4 hours of sleep. I'll miss you goofballs while I'm soaking up the sun and digging my toes in the sand. See ya'll in 9 days

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2020 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

17 Like a gentleman, I have informed the others downstairs!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:03 PM (BiNEL)

18

Fun with Friction!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 10:04 PM (w3OLr)

19 Thanks for the ONT, WeirdDave!

Boston Market has a problem...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 21, 2020 10:04 PM (WFcrO)

20 Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Larry Kroger at February 21, 2020 10:05 PM (XVuno)

21

Ryan was the perfect leader.

A true weasel, to his core. He knew how to play the racket and kiss ass and be all fake and two-faced.

I hate people like that, they make my skin crawl.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 10:05 PM (lg/F7)

22 I read the content.

Posted by: JAS at February 21, 2020 10:05 PM (2BZBZ)

23 Finland. Didn't have to look it up. (Hope my 29 year old memory cells are fully charged!)

Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 10:06 PM (AMIL/)

24 First off, that Boston Market thing was funny as fuck.

Second: time to read the rest of the content.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 10:06 PM (x8Wzq)

25 The Boston Market one was a firing level offense. Actually it is fire you, hire you back, just to fire you again.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 10:06 PM (mSgQG)

26 I hate people like that, they make my skin crawl.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 10:05 PM (lg/F7)


There's a club;
He's in it forever;
But you will never be!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:07 PM (BiNEL)

27 If you don't have skin, you ain't hearing about the waters of my homeworld

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2020 10:07 PM (Um2IM)

28 15
All ONTs are special in their own way.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 21, 2020 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

each one is a *special* flower planted in this garden

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 10:07 PM (mSgQG)

29 Howdy, ONT-type people

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

30 It gonna be an early night

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 21, 2020 10:08 PM (7ZQe3)

31 Trivia: This was only the first game of the medal round. Who did the US beat to win the gold


Wasn't it like Sweden or Finland? One of those weird Reindeer licking countries.

Posted by: buzzion at February 21, 2020 10:08 PM (Z7lwY)

32 What's wrong with Bernie's face? It looks like he fell asleep in a tanning booth.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

33 I saw Ballistic Gel open for The Go-Gos at the Greek in '81.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (XVuno)

34 Howdy, ONT-type people
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Hola Insom!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (BiNEL)

35 Yes, the Bernie Bros are headed for heartbreak again.

Bernie is a con-man looking for another pay-off like last time.

When it comes time to chose a candy date at the Dem convention he'll 'reluctantly' drop out because of heart trouble and endorse whomever pays him.

It wouldn't surprise me if his heart trouble is a ruse concocted for this.

Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (l3+k2)

36 That snippet about the Orioles having braille on their uniforms reminded me of something I saw in the airport in Grand Forks, ND. The slot at the car-rental desk for dropping off the key for your rental car was labelled in the usual way - and also in braille. Think about that: a braille label on the slot where you drop off a car key. Either North Dakota is extremely lax about handing out driver's licenses, or someone got carried away on the inclusiveness thing. Or, most likely, some bureaucrat mandated that *everything* be labeled in braille, regardless of whether it makes sense.

As for blind people: Thank you, Baltimore Orioles, but I'm aware that there are blind people in the world. Now what do you want me to do?

Posted by: Brown Line at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (S6ArX)

37 "Deaf people never heard of them" ??

Okay, that's good.

Protip:

Do not laugh at a deaf/mute person when they are 'screaming' at you using ASL and they signing "ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME???!!!!"

Wow, was she mad.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (Y4EXg)

38 Someone should ask Sudden Sam Donaldson's new blonde toupee what it thinks of Sam's endorsement of Mikey McBigwallet.

That would be cool.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (VNfwt)

39 I watched the "Miracle on Ice" on tape delay, like most Americans. I knew something was different because I watched the late great Jim McKay tee it up. He just couldn't contain his excitement. I watched it on pre cable TV (the ole antenna) on the local ABC affiliate (Youngstown OH, ch 33) and it was an amazing moment. USA!! USA!! USA!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:10 PM (Ge4Nn)

40 Do any of this crop of Democrat candidates do that Hillary thing, pointing at someone in the crowd as if they recognize someone?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 10:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

41 Hey Hrothgar!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

42 I know a 9mm isn't the beefiest gun out there, but I'm kind of surprised at the lack of penetration.
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Probably one of those soyboy polymer guns. Probably a Gluck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 10:11 PM (Z1eux)

43 You know, I don't think I've ever had Boston Market in my life. How is it?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2020 10:11 PM (2PXwn)

44 I always enjoy a WD ONT... They're much better than that other fellow's ONTs...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (7WaWV)

45 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


What havoc do you intend to wreak to night?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (BiNEL)

46 WaPo:
President Trump grew furious with senior advisers this week over a decision to allow 14 Americans who tested positive for coronavirus to return to the United States from Japan after being assured that infected patients would remain in quarantine overseas, according to administration officials.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (G546f)

47 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (LaaND)

48 insom!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)

49 Yes, the Bernie Bros are headed for heartbreak again.

Bernie is a con-man looking for another pay-off like last time.

When it comes time to chose a candy date at the Dem convention he'll 'reluctantly' drop out because of heart trouble and endorse whomever pays him.

It wouldn't surprise me if his heart trouble is a ruse concocted for this.
Posted by: davidt

Those Bernie Bros on the the Project Veritas videos sure talked tough about what would happen if he got screwed out of the nomination again.
Well, we're watching it happen in real time...

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (SfYbS)

50 46 btw CDC was also against it
State Dept decided

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)

51 43 You know, I don't think I've ever had Boston Market in my life. How is it?
Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2020 10:11 PM (2PXwn)

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Better than Chipotle or roadkill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (XVuno)

52 But Germany didn't go hard right. They went hard left. Russia just went HARDER left.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (ZXnzo)

53 It was actually a great way to feed a serious 3 course meal to a growing family back a decade or 2.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (kFkpX)

54 40 years later (tomorrow) and it still brings tears to my eyes. Yes Al, I
do believe in miracles. Trivia: This was only the first game of the
medal round. Who did the US beat to win the gold?




Finland. And yes it's still a great moment to this day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 10:14 PM (8EPFb)

55 I always enjoy a WD ONT... They're much better than that other fellow's ONTs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (7WaWV)


I can honestly say I do not know you nor have I ever read any of your posts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:14 PM (BiNEL)

56 43 You know, I don't think I've ever had Boston Market in my life. How is it?
Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2020 10:11 PM (2PXwn)

------------------------------------

Well, it's no Kenny Rogers Roasters

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 21, 2020 10:14 PM (CAJOC)

57 >>> 50 46 btw CDC was also against it
State Dept decided
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)

Seriously? The CDC sobered up long enough to make the right call and the State Dept overruled them??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (0ReGO)

58 Finland. And yes it's still a great moment to this day
Posted by: TheQuietMan

I thought it was Sweden? Time warps my memory.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (VNfwt)

59 raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

sticking your dick in rotisserie chickens

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (9Om/r)

60 42
SW 40 in hollow point...Federal .....yup

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (kFkpX)

61 thought it was Sweden? Time warps my memory.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (VNfwt)

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Sweden, Finland. What's the difference?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (XVuno)

62 38 Someone should ask Sudden Sam Donaldson's new blonde toupee what it thinks of Sam's endorsement of Mikey McBigwallet.

That would be cool.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (VNfwt)

Sam Donaldson looks like a sun dried tomato.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

63 Chavez!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

64 Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (G546f)

Relax, comrade, our betters know what's best, after all they are TOP.MEN!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (BiNEL)

65 Always glad to welcome a new ONT to the page. It's refreshing.

Insomniac... Ex Cinnabon Reflux? Yeah, they do tend to do that if ya don't wash 'em down with enough covfefe.

*pours bourbon*


Cheers!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (QzJWU)

66 Okay, I made it through the post. Perfect bedtime relaxation. Wish the hockey vid was sharper. I presume they did have a whatchacallit, a puck there, right?

Wow I'm tired. Whattaya think, should I call it quits?

Posted by: mindful webworker
soccer it to me
at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (Isn+8)

67 38 Someone should ask Sudden Sam Donaldson's new blonde toupee what it thinks of Sam's endorsement of Mikey McBigwallet.

That would be cool.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (VNfwt)



How do you think he could afford the new toupee.

Posted by: buzzion at February 21, 2020 10:17 PM (Z7lwY)

68 The problem with Finland up is, it's full of Finns.

Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at February 21, 2020 10:17 PM (XVuno)

69 59
spits wine all over keyboard


I will send you the bill you heinous bastard!!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:17 PM (kFkpX)

70 What havoc do you intend to wreak to night?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (BiNEL)

Don't have any havoc planned. Perhaps some minor antagonism and general smartassery.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

71 Seriously? The CDC sobered up long enough to make the right call and the State Dept overruled them??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (0ReGO)

Top. Men.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:18 PM (G546f)

72 58
Finland. And yes it's still a great moment to this day

Posted by: TheQuietMan



I thought it was Sweden? Time warps my memory.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (VNfwt)

I thought it was the Czechs.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 10:18 PM (mSgQG)

73 Busy week, so I have no idea if it's been mentioned or not, but the pro-2A crowd in Virginia is taking things to the next level.

https://tinyurl.com/uzc3a9s

And from what I hear, even more counties than those are working to form militias independent of the state government. There's also talk of members compensating the sheriffs for the lack of a pay raise (probably as retaliation for so many of them backing the sanctuary movement), which is a good first step towards creating a shadow government.

I'm beginning to think the next couple years are gonna be LIT.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2020 10:18 PM (2PXwn)

74 21

Ryan was the perfect leader.

A true weasel, to his core. He knew how to play the racket and kiss ass and be all fake and two-faced.

I hate people like that, they make my skin crawl.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian



And sadly both parties are crawling with 'em.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

75 The problem with Finland up is, it's full of Finns.

Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at February 21, 2020 10:17 PM (XVuno)


Hey, that's my line!

Posted by: Uncle Joe at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (2N7oZ)

76 {{{{Horde}}}}}

It was Finland, 4-2. I love that video. We watched the movie last weekend.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (/UQ/R)

77 Finland Finland Finland
The country were I want to be
Pony trekking or camping or just watching TV
Finland Finland Finland
You're the country for me

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (SfYbS)

78 Disappointed to read about Clint Eastwood's preference for Mike Workin' Man Bloomberg. Trump's just too...I can't even.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (VNfwt)

79 46 WaPo:
President Trump grew furious with senior advisers this week over a decision to allow 14 Americans who tested positive for coronavirus to return to the United States from Japan after being assured that infected patients would remain in quarantine overseas, according to administration officials.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (G546f)


Trump needs to campaign on a promise to do an old time Roman Army-type decimation of all FedGov departments and agencies, beginning at 12:01 EST, Jan. 20, 2021. With a promise of additional decimations until FedGov performance is to his liking.

Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (AMIL/)

80 OH sorry.....PSA

I've planted 10 Troll "Dead Man" trip wires ahead of the ONT.

Please be advised....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:20 PM (kFkpX)

81 Seriously? The CDC sobered up long enough to make the right call and the State Dept overruled them??



Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (0ReGO)



Methinks some State Dept. people will very soon have plenty of free time on their hands.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 10:20 PM (nRNOc)

82 Thanks for the ONT.

The top one, what is the 'correct' response? I am drawing a blank.

I like you hot or cold?

You'd taste good drenched in Ranch dressing?

Give me a breast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 10:20 PM (2B9A/)

83 Second: time to read the rest of the content.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons


Don't miss the Kurt Schlichter link. It's great. Thanks, WD.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

84 Insomniac... Ex Cinnabon Reflux? Yeah, they do tend to do that if ya don't wash 'em down with enough covfefe.

No Cinnabons here, tasty as they are.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

85 BRING BACK DECIMATION!!!

Posted by: The Guy Who Wants To Bring Back Decimation at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (XVuno)

86 69
59

Lost it again.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (XzVUd)

87 82 Thanks for the ONT.

The top one, what is the 'correct' response? I am drawing a blank.

I like you hot or cold?

You'd taste good drenched in Ranch dressing?

Give me a breast.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 10:20 PM (2B9A/)

I want your dark meat inside me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

88 Have a great time, Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

89 Regarding the Soviet professor seeing the fanaticism in the eyes of young leftist students in America, this is why I don't want Bernie to win the nomination. I want lots of young Commies to stay at home on Election Day like they did in 2016. Since even the establishment can't work up any Democratic enthusiasm for Biden, maybe they can rig it for one of the mayors. Heck, Mayor Pete can alienate both the Bernie bros AND the blacks!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 21, 2020 10:22 PM (2RBkF)

90 The US team beat Finland.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:22 PM (Ge4Nn)

91 Kai probably has a set of flensing knives in the living room and at least six bodies in her crawlspace...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 21, 2020 10:22 PM (7s3Gx)

92 Finland?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 21, 2020 10:22 PM (Q/6aX)

93 Sweden in the gold medal game.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 10:23 PM (0O/Wf)

94 thought it was Sweden? Time warps my memory.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (VNfwt)

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Sweden, Finland. What's the difference?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (XVuno)


Well, one uses an Indo-European language and the other doesn't; so there's that.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2020 10:23 PM (2PXwn)

95 Still crying over 59.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 10:23 PM (XzVUd)

96 >>59
*shakes fist at Beserker dragon-heads division*

I think I popped a rib LOLing.


DICK

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 21, 2020 10:23 PM (a4qVe)

97 32 What's wrong with Bernie's face? It looks like he fell asleep in a tanning booth.
Posted by: Northernlurker


Given the way he reacted to Nanny's hit in the last debate, I'm thinking that if he gets the nomination, Trump will provoke him into stroking out on stage.

That guy is not cool, calm, and collected.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

98 Methinks some State Dept. people will very soon have plenty of free time on their hands.

Trump sure sucks at being a dictator. A good one would have those Top. Men. at the State Dept personally handling the victims of the quarantine down at the New Lubyanka.

Posted by: 🐧 at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (/HLjJ)

99 Howdy all.
Does anyone know who that blonde b**** was next to Nancy Pelosi today on her announcement of something f****** fabulous? She looked3 like a tranny or one the ugliest women around.

Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (gM04u)

100 78

Need to be pouncing all over that WSJ reporter on this one...me thinks he slipped his D&^K into the money line....like he thinks SNOPES will cover him....effin SJW pussies

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (kFkpX)

101 It was Finland, as several of you have correctly noted.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 21, 2020 10:25 PM (LFjgB)

102 Disappointed to read about Clint Eastwood's preference for Mike Workin' Man Bloomberg. Trump's just too...I can't even.

--

Yeah, this really crushed me. I honestly thought he "got it" more than he apparently cares to.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2020 10:25 PM (JoUsr)

103 That guy is not cool, calm, and collected.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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He's the epitome of the Left, including the complete absence of a sense of humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 10:25 PM (C78No)

104 at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (/HLjJ)

HOW DOES HE GET A PENGUIN NIC?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:26 PM (G546f)

105 my bad- it was Finland

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 10:26 PM (0O/Wf)

106 39 I watched the "Miracle on Ice" on tape delay, like most Americans. I knew something was different because I watched the late great Jim McKay tee it up. He just couldn't contain his excitement. I watched it on pre cable TV (the ole antenna) on the local ABC affiliate (Youngstown OH, ch 33) and it was an amazing moment. USA!! USA!! USA!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:10 PM (Ge4Nn)

I want to say it was a Sunday morning, as mom and I were bowling (Sunday ritual). They announced it over the PA. Everyone cheered, loudly. I was standing near the front door, between the cafeteria and pro shop.

Just checked the calendar. It was the miracle game.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 21, 2020 10:27 PM (Q/6aX)

107 What's up with these calls for decimation?
No more half measures, we need full on Stalin-style purges. Complete with sending the families of the deceased to Siberia.
I'm sure Vlad wouldn't mind reopening Kolyma for us.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 10:27 PM (SfYbS)

108 Need to be a big chicken

(no I can't back that up)

Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (hrqrN)

109 Sweden took the bronze medal, however.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (0O/Wf)

110 HOW DOES HE GET A PENGUIN NIC?
Posted by: vmom 2020

Oh, intercourse the penguin!

Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (VNfwt)

111 97 32 What's wrong with Bernie's face? It looks like he fell asleep in a tanning booth.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Given the way he reacted to Nanny's hit in the last debate, I'm thinking that if he gets the nomination, Trump will provoke him into stroking out on stage.

That guy is not cool, calm, and collected.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)


In 2024 he'll either be dead, or running for President and again scaring the bejeezus out of the Dem Establishment.

Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (AMIL/)

112 test

wl:

Posted by: vmom 2020 :owl: at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (G546f)

113 aaahhh curses

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (G546f)

114 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

I'm gonna eat your legs first, so you can't run away.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (H3MF8)

115 Scratch that, it was the Gold Medal game on the 24th, which was Sunday.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 21, 2020 10:29 PM (Q/6aX)

116 try again

🦉

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:29 PM (G546f)

117 What's wrong with Bernie's face? It looks like he fell asleep in a tanning booth.

Posted by: Northernlurker



Powder burns. Its what happens when you comb your hair with a firecracker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 10:29 PM (9Om/r)

118 Meh, Eastwood endorsed McCain? or was it Romney? The empty suit speech about Obama was accurate but he's not exactly a conservative. Close by Hollywood standards but that's about it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:29 PM (Ge4Nn)

119 hoot hoot woot woot

🦉

Posted by: vmom 2020 🦉 at February 21, 2020 10:29 PM (G546f)

120 116

Impressive vmom!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 21, 2020 10:30 PM (a4qVe)

121 I didn't watch My Little Pony specifically, but my kids always had it on in the background. I saw the episode mentioned above, and it was pretty amazing. I certainly wish more children's media was produced with similar themes and messages.

The article mentions a song, but doesn't mention some of the lyrics. "you can't have a nightmare, if you never dream"? Lol. "In our town, we dare not compete. Winning only breeds the worst. Ego filled conceit". Song at the following link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZn69bVonGg

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 21, 2020 10:30 PM (6K3U5)

122 Test...

Posted by: 🐔 at February 21, 2020 10:30 PM (7WaWV)

123 OH for the record...

Stone Prosecutors that QUIT???..Barry's boys.

Stone Judge...sounding like she be ALL that?....Barry girl.

Media....She Be All the very core of our CONSTITUTION.

Isss not righ...isss not righ... Massa Barry?

Can I get sum BLOW now?

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:30 PM (kFkpX)

124 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

I'll have the breast

Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:31 PM (hrqrN)

125 What lost it for the Soviets is they got unnerved by the US in the first half and took out their number one goalie who had been pretty much the team, and put in his understudy in the second half - he was, um, a poor choice.

But the US goalie was sensational the whole way - saved their butts.

Posted by: Boswell at February 21, 2020 10:31 PM (32YRo)

126 the only thing i know about finland, is lillehammer with little steven. i don't give a rat's sorry ass about those commie iceback fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

127 99 Howdy all.
Does anyone know who that blonde b**** was next to Nancy Pelosi today on her announcement of something f****** fabulous? She looked3 like a tranny or one the ugliest women around.

Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (gM04u)

Sylvia Garcia, one of Schiff's impeachment management indentured servants.

Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 10:31 PM (AMIL/)

128 Milady has a good question.

Where did we get the cynical expression "Top Men!" -- if popularized from somewhere in particular, as opposed to organic entomology?



Getting even more tirederrrr...

Posted by: mindful webworker
this bugs me
at February 21, 2020 10:32 PM (Isn+8)

129 Better than Chipotle or roadkill.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


I had Chipotle once. I think it was roadkill. The "steak" may have just sat under a heat lamp for 6 hours. This burrito was memorable as the worst fast food item I had ever had.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

130 Judge Judy came out in support of Bloomberg as soon as he announced. I'd like to see a reaction video of her watching that last debate.

Posted by: Jim S. at February 21, 2020 10:33 PM (ynUnH)

131
WaPo:
President Trump grew furious with senior advisers this week over a decision to allow 14 Americans who tested positive for coronavirus to return to the United States from Japan after being assured that infected patients would remain in quarantine overseas, according to administration officials.

Posted by: vmom 2020

=======

wtaf? They told him one thing, then did another.

By the way, this is the plot catalyst for Alien.

The company bot let the face-sucker onto the ship despite the safety officer's prohibition.

Trump is right to blow up, and he should pop the batteries on those "senior advisers."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:33 PM (G51Gf)

132 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

==

ugh, too greasy

Posted by: Huma at February 21, 2020 10:34 PM (G546f)

133 I had Chipotle once. I think it was roadkill. The "steak" may have just sat under a heat lamp for 6 hours. This burrito was memorable as the worst fast food item I had ever had.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

---------

Yeah, I only go there to pick up chicks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:34 PM (XVuno)

134 Does anyone know who that blonde b**** was next to Nancy Pelosi today on her announcement of something f****** fabulous? She looked3 like a tranny or one the ugliest women around.
Posted by: Farmer
______________

Sylvia Garcia, D-TX, US House of Reps.

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at February 21, 2020 10:34 PM (2rMPp)

135 Seriously? The CDC sobered up long enough to make the right call and the State Dept overruled them??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Government employees. Can't live with them. Can't live with them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

136 off sad sock

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:35 PM (G546f)

137 They'll get people infected and killed but it's okay because the bureaucrats will still have their pensions.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

138 Where did we get the cynical expression "Top Men!" -- if popularized from somewhere in particular, as opposed to organic entomology?

https://tinyurl.com/wslaol6

Posted by: 🐧 at February 21, 2020 10:36 PM (/HLjJ)

139 chipotle, sounds like hispanic for taking a dump on the side of the road, hidden by an el camino in the passing lane. fuck chipotle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

140 Study: School Vouchers Improve Public Schools

I first read that as "Sunday School Vouchers Improve Public Schools" and thought, 'sure, why wouldn't they?'

Don't ask.

Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 10:36 PM (Y8PSl)

141 Loved the story about Richie, the engineer at Hendrick Racing.

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (lK7fO)

142
You know, I don't think I've ever had Boston Market in my life. How is it?
Posted by: Dr. T

=======

Extremely salty, and amazingly insubstantial considering it's turkey, potatoes, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (G51Gf)

143 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"



Needs more salt.



Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (2N7oZ)

144 By Kurt Schlichter, who is also a guest on Alex and Brent's podcast this week (linked in the sidebar).

Alex , Brent, and Colonel Kurt together in one podcast? How is the internet even surviving that much concentrated awesome in one link?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (H3MF8)

145 68 The problem with Finland up is, it's full of Finns.
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks


Are you a Yooper by any chance. I'm asking because they're the only people I know who tell Finn jokes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

146 Where did we get the cynical expression "Top Men!" -- if popularized
from somewhere in particular, as opposed to organic entomology?

Raiders of the Lost Ark. They tell Indy that the government has "top men" looking at the Ark. He asked "Who?" and the reply is "Top. Men."

Posted by: Weirddave at February 21, 2020 10:38 PM (LFjgB)

147 Joe Biden received the coveted Sylvia Garcia endorsement.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 21, 2020 10:38 PM (a4EWo)

148
Eric Swalwell is growing a beard. Some sort of trend going on perhaps, or whatevs.

Anyway, I hope nice, trimmed beards are coming back. I like them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:38 PM (G51Gf)

149 Alex , Brent, and Colonel Kurt together in one podcast? How is the internet even surviving that much concentrated awesome in one link?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (H3MF
* * * *

I can confirm the awesomeness, and that it lasted for a full hour!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (WFcrO)

150 I saw several nights ago someone on Fox had a CDC doc on who said he absolutely trusted the ChiCom docs as to what they were telling him.

This man should not be practicing medicine or playing with sharp instruments, AT ALL.

Posted by: Boswell at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (32YRo)

151 That HUD article makes my blood boil. If you want housing in a good neighborhood, then work your fukken ass off , be a good citizen, and EARN your way there. Like everyone else did that lives there.

I got your gimmedat, it comes in .45 caliber you lazy assed communist.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (VcFUs)

152 128

Why my good man, just teleport yourself back in time to the 1960's and more to the point...the US Space Program...

There you will find resplendent with press releases the fawning over our choosing of ASTRONAUTS with the RIGHT STUFF and only our TOP MEN would make the cut....

I'm totally guessing.....but hell yes ....sounds about right.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (kFkpX)

153 143 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"


Your breasts are tender and juicy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

154 Eric Swalwell is growing a beard. Some sort of trend going on perhaps, or whatevs.
Anyway, I hope nice, trimmed beards are coming back. I like them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:38 PM (G51Gf)


Yeah, but you know he's going to fart into the thing...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (7s3Gx)

155 If penetration is desired, try a 357 158 grain semi jacketed flat point. Or go big with 460 grain anything.

Old wisdom, get behind them and put a 6" blade through a kidney, pull back and do the same for the liver.

Posted by: parker at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (0RwPz)

156 127 Thanks Gref

Do you know who the third gal was? Seems like a trio of idiots.

Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (gM04u)

157 Anyway, I hope nice, trimmed beards are coming back. I like them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:38 PM (G51Gf)

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

158 Judge Judy came out in support of Bloomberg as soon as he announced. I'd like to see a reaction video of her watching that last debate.
Posted by: Jim S.

right here
https://youtu.be/ahrBOvz1jzA

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 10:40 PM (SfYbS)

159 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

Did I get all the parsnips out?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 10:40 PM (w3OLr)

160 Well, I think it was a Very Special edition of the ONT. I was first, and second, and fourth. Maybe not as whelming as when I had the first 11, but still...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 21, 2020 10:41 PM (HuH1F)

161 OMG, laughing so hard at the "Michael, Terrible, horrible, no good, bad debate" video.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 21, 2020 10:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

162 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

Looks like you stayed under the sun lamp too long.

Posted by: Panhandler at February 21, 2020 10:41 PM (S/rwf)

163 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

I hope you enjoy being be eaten as much as I enjoy eating you

Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:41 PM (hrqrN)

164 President Trump grew furious with senior advisers this week over a decision to allow 14 Americans who tested positive for coronavirus to return to the United States from Japan after being assured that infected patients would remain in quarantine overseas, according to administration officials.

At this point, the only thing that could possibly stop Trump from being reelected is coronavirus.

An election campaign with a massive pandemic hitting the United States, with thousands dead, millions sick, large gatherings prohibited, and the economy tanking, would not be good for the incumbent.

So, it is reasonable to assume that the Deep State will do everything possible to bring coronavirus here, because OrangeManBad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

165 I saw several nights ago someone on Fox had a CDC
doc on who said he absolutely trusted the ChiCom docs as to what they
were telling him.



This man should not be practicing medicine or playing with sharp instruments, AT ALL.



Posted by: Boswell at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (32YRo)

WTF?? You can't trust the chinese any farther than you can throw a cheesecake underwater. A CDC doc actually said this?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 10:42 PM (9Om/r)

166 Anyway, I hope nice, trimmed beards are coming back. I like them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-----------

*strokes, nice, trimmed beard*

Never left.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 10:42 PM (QrTqV)

167 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

It comes right off the bone

Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:42 PM (hrqrN)

168 156 127 Thanks Gref

Do you know who the third gal was? Seems like a trio of idiots.

Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (gM04u)


Sorry, no. The brief clip I saw on FoxNews only had Nancy and Sylvia in view.

Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 10:43 PM (AMIL/)

169 I like baked parsnips with cheddar cheese.

Posted by: parker at February 21, 2020 10:43 PM (0RwPz)

170 Working on a salt&pepper "Van Gough"....a young ette at work said, "You look like a Biker."

Gonna keep it.....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:43 PM (kFkpX)

171
boys in the girls room
emojis in the nic field


It's a crazy, mixed up whirled.

Before I tire too much more...

*plays lullabye*

g'nite.

Posted by: mindful webworker
👾
at February 21, 2020 10:43 PM (Isn+8)

172 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

It tastes like chicken

Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (hrqrN)

173 How do you feel about stubble, Blonde Morticia? I don't shave often, but I take clippers to my scalp and face about every week or two.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (H3MF8)

174 this is a fucking snoozer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

175

Want some sausage stuffing?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 10:45 PM (w3OLr)

176 170 Working on a salt&pepper "Van Gough"....a young ette at work said, "You look like a Biker."

--------

The Toothbrush is coming back. Like Army Detachment Steiner.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at February 21, 2020 10:45 PM (XVuno)

177 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/v2p3dpb

https://tinyurl.com/txub9bk

https://tinyurl.com/sj48uot

https://tinyurl.com/s7pnarm

https://tinyurl.com/tlk8pzl

Posted by: kbdabear at February 21, 2020 10:46 PM (qAR6u)

178 this is a fucking snoozer.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
* * * *

And you are just the one to liven things up!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 21, 2020 10:46 PM (WFcrO)

179 https://youtu.be/4_qwtPLiy6o

Since Van Halen made an appearance here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:46 PM (Ge4Nn)

180 174 this is a fucking snoozer.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

---------

*climbs invisible ladder*

Posted by: A Mime at February 21, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)

181 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

Finger licking good

Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:47 PM (hrqrN)

182 If we have CDC DOC's commending anything coming out of China......Hhmm

Go to the nearest Home Depot and stock up on N-95 rated masks.

(Must be Obama holdovers)

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:47 PM (kFkpX)

183 Seriously? The CDC sobered up long enough to make the right call and the State Dept overruled them??

======
Were I President the a**wipe responsible for that idiocy would have just volunteered to be the control subject for the virus therapies.

Repeatedly.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at February 21, 2020 10:48 PM (d6mdH)

184 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/wrjgs8c

https://tinyurl.com/uqcvwvc

https://tinyurl.com/uup3yba

https://tinyurl.com/vb5646f

https://tinyurl.com/tjgdn28

Posted by: kbdabear at February 21, 2020 10:48 PM (qAR6u)

185 What lost it for the Soviets is they got unnerved by the US in the first half and took out their number one goalie who had been pretty much the team

You pull Vladislav Tretiak, the best goalie ever, and put in his understudy. Genius move, Soviets.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

186 I'm gonna take an unpopular position here, but I'm not trolling, I swear. I hope the Horde won't be too hard on me.

I went ahead and followed one of the linked articles you put up and read it.

It was a very good article, the one from the American Conservative. It puts many things previously discussed here into almost a unified theory of why woke liberals suck.

I do apologize for looking at the content, I didn't mean anything by it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (MMC4G)

187 114 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

I'm gonna eat your legs first, so you can't run away.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (H3MF8

****

"That was a really nice turn on the spit, let's get you on the table!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (0O/Wf)

188 Sam Donaldson looks like a sun dried tomato.

-===
Thinks like one too.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (d6mdH)

189 Better than Chipotle or roadkill.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (XVuno)

You never ate my roadkill, have you?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (Vy7tf)

190 I do apologize for looking at the content, I didn't mean anything by it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (MMC4G)

--------


GET.

OUT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:50 PM (XVuno)

191 Sam Donaldson is still alive?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:50 PM (H3MF8)

192 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bCPl-e9rag

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 10:51 PM (XzVUd)

193 Popping back in to say thanks for the Top Men source refresher, WeirdDave and 🐧 - had forgotten; need to watch again I guess.

Gnite for real now.

*pulls plug*
A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker
👾
at February 21, 2020 10:51 PM (Isn+8)

194 Rotisserie chicken gives me vertigo.

Posted by: klaftern at February 21, 2020 10:52 PM (RuIsu)

195 Sam Donaldson is still alive?


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:50 PM (H3MF


He died years ago. His toupee is dragging the carcass around

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 10:52 PM (ksNTB)

196 I guess Sam Donaldson's eyebrows must be keeping the rest of his body in a state of prolonged animation. They do seem to have that sort of power.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:52 PM (H3MF8)

197 174

Well then F/U and don'y complain.....make it rain your sooth sayin....or....wait....backyard...be back

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:52 PM (kFkpX)

198 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

You're better cold. Like right out of the fridge.

Posted by: J. Dahmer at February 21, 2020 10:53 PM (P1f+c)

199 164 President Trump grew furious with senior advisers this week over a decision to allow 14 Americans who tested positive for coronavirus to return to the United States from Japan after being assured that infected patients would remain in quarantine overseas, according to administration officials.

At this point, the only thing that could possibly stop Trump from being reelected is coronavirus.

An election campaign with a massive pandemic hitting the United States, with thousands dead, millions sick, large gatherings prohibited, and the economy tanking, would not be good for the incumbent.

So, it is reasonable to assume that the Deep State will do everything possible to bring coronavirus here, because OrangeManBad.
Posted by: The ARC of History!



https://youtu.be/SQXqZ8JJktw

Don't Fear The Reaper!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:54 PM (Ge4Nn)

200 174 this is a fucking snoozer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)


What is?

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 21, 2020 10:54 PM (7s3Gx)

201 why in the fuck is sam donaldson relevant for anything than rectal senior care? ta fuck am i missing. shitty whigg society?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

202 Who is Sam Donaldson?

Was that the blue eagle on the Muppets?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 10:55 PM (MMC4G)

203 "That was a really nice turn on the spit, let's get you on the table!"





Posted by: Publius Redux
=====
"You're quite the spinner!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 10:55 PM (8AONa)

204 Ok but here's my question to the Ette's about nicely trimmed beards or full on Viking.. Isn't it not so comfortable in the nether regions during, um. I dunno... stuff?

Posted by: DBCooper at February 21, 2020 10:55 PM (bttOm)

205 Posted by: kbdabear

You're a great American.

Posted by: Mr. S Hannity at February 21, 2020 10:56 PM (SfYbS)

206 Tonight's ONT brought to you by Miracles:

Look how small hockey players were back then!

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 10:56 PM (98WNR)

207 Didn't Obama send Donaldson off with a pain pill and a pat on the back, sometime back during his hellish reign?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2020 10:56 PM (QzJWU)

208 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

Stop getting your damn juices all over the bed. I'm trying to watch television here.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 21, 2020 10:57 PM (dOV9E)

209
At this point, the only thing that could possibly stop Trump from being reelected is coronavirus.

An election campaign with a massive pandemic hitting the United States, with thousands dead, millions sick, large gatherings prohibited, and the economy tanking, would not be good for the incumbent.

So, it is reasonable to assume that the Deep State will do everything possible to bring coronavirus here, because OrangeManBad.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

=======

An interesting twist on the plot of Aliens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:58 PM (G51Gf)

210 186

Shoot that all...'Hey come up to the bar and tell him what you want...I'm buying."

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:58 PM (kFkpX)

211 Ok but here's my question to the Ette's about nicely trimmed beards or full on Viking.. Isn't it not so comfortable in the nether regions during, um. I dunno... stuff?
Posted by: DBCooper at February 21, 2020 10:55 PM (bttOm)

Overheard: "This is not a beard. It's a scratching post for a beaver."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 10:58 PM (LxWV7)

212 Look how small hockey players were back then!

Posted by: t-bird
====
They had to be, TV screens were smaller

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 10:58 PM (8AONa)

213 83 Don't miss the Kurt Schlichter link. It's great. Thanks, WD.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)


Kurt's columns are almost always great. I read them to Mrs. Splunge every Monday and Thursday morning, and you bet she reminds me if I forget.

Posted by: Splunge at February 21, 2020 11:00 PM (dOV9E)

214 So, it is reasonable to assume that the Deep State will do everything possible to bring coronavirus here, because OrangeManBad.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

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It also seems to be more fatal to those over 50 years old or so.

But yeah, a major outbreak here would put a severe strain on Trump's reelection, it seems.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:01 PM (RU4sa)

215 211

Since you all just posted the obvious for the ettes,

I'll be under the orange tree sippin and a waiting.....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 11:02 PM (kFkpX)

216 /off filthy galliform sock

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:02 PM (7WaWV)

217 211- AOP
That's great!

Posted by: DBCooper at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (bttOm)

218 *goes back to watching SG-1*

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)

219 In olden times, hockey was HO scale.

Posted by: klaftern at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (RuIsu)

220 But yeah, a major outbreak here would put a severe strain on Trump's reelection, it seems.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:01 PM (RU4sa)

I think it would depend entirely upon how he handled it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (LxWV7)

221 smh! great seeing you! how are is everything?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (KP5rU)

222 But yeah, a major outbreak here would put a severe strain on Trump's reelection, it seems.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:01 PM (RU4sa)


After all, what cold possibly go wrong. right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (BiNEL)

223 If buying the Presidency doesn't work out, I'm buying my way into the NBA.

Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (dOV9E)

224 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

Close your eyes, make a wish, and pull on one end of this bone.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (8IOEj)

225 Boston Market gal is kinda cute but not giving up skin cute.

Posted by: Big V at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (XEC2p)

226 I'm fine, chavez.

Going to see the g-babies tomorrow.

I'm so glad they live out in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (RU4sa)

227 But yeah, a major outbreak here would put a severe strain on Trump's reelection, it seems.

Everyone stay home and you can vote with our handy-dandy app!

Posted by: The Dems at February 21, 2020 11:05 PM (g0Lfb)

228 If buying the Presidency doesn't work out, I'm buying my way into the NBA.
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (dOV9E)

Mikey, there ain't enough hide on you to recover a basketball.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 11:05 PM (LxWV7)

229 In olden times, hockey was HO scale.
Posted by: klaftern

And everybody thought Mike was too small to play, but coach took a chance...

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 11:06 PM (SfYbS)

230 If buying the Presidency doesn't work out, I'm buying my way into the NBA.

Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (dOV9E)


Makes about as much sense as anything else Miguelito's done lately.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 21, 2020 11:06 PM (7s3Gx)

231 I had to look it up, knew it was Finland for the win, the Soviets were the first team that the amateurs met in the medal round.

In earlier rounds, USA tied Sweden 2-2, and a big upset over the Czechs, 7-3. Sweden lost to Russia for the silver.


yeah, good times.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)

232 "What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"

You lying, dog-faced pony soldier!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 11:07 PM (g0Lfb)

233 I've just read that 'Postcard From Pre-totalitarian America' link...

One quibble: The author claims the Nazi's were "hard right" -- ???

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:07 PM (7WaWV)

234 I have more respect for the Goa'uld than any politician.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:08 PM (RU4sa)

235 That hockey game put Al Miiiiiiiiiiiiiichaels on the map.

Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2020 11:08 PM (l3+k2)

236 Boston Market gal is kinda cute but not giving up skin cute.
Posted by: Big V at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (XEC2p)


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Oh, she'll do.

Posted by: Ed Gein at February 21, 2020 11:09 PM (XVuno)

237 I think it would depend entirely upon how he handled it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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I agree. I don't see folks blaming PDT for a deadly virus just as a matter of course.


Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2020 11:09 PM (Y4EXg)

238 now, i know why my son never married. smarter than i.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:09 PM (KP5rU)

239 Bloomy! Bloomy! if you want to be an athlete? work to your strength.

Jockey! There are plenty of Dem Hobby Horses to ride out there!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:10 PM (NgKpN)

240 The skin is the best part of the chicken.

And the baked potato.

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (QLPEO)

241 Sweden lost to Russia for the silver.

yeah, good times.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)


That would be the Bronze.

Medal round winners vie for the Gold (winner) and the Silver (loser).

Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (Y8PSl)

242 One quibble: The author claims the Nazi's were "hard right" -- ???
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

Compared to most American academics, National Socialists lean right.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (SfYbS)

243 240 The skin is the best part of the chicken.

And the baked potato.
Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (QLPEO)

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I can't stand the thought of killing a chicken just for its potato.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (XVuno)

244 201 Horde immigration checklist:

Is she hot?
Does she make good sandwiches?
Does she like guns?

If yes to two out of three, let her in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (LAKH5)

Wait, if Bloomy was a Jockey, and he carries a sword?

Is he then a Dog faced lying Pony Soldier?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (NgKpN)

245 240 The skin is the best part of the chicken.

And the baked potato.
Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (QLPEO)


Yup. And the Peking Duck. And the roast suckling pig. And the cocoa...ok, not that one.

Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (dOV9E)

246 this thread is a fucking no go.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

247 235 That hockey game put Al Miiiiiiiiiiiiiichaels on the map.
Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2020 11:08 PM (l3+k2)



Al Michaels wasn't alone in the booth. Who was with him?

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (Ge4Nn)

248 /off tiny sock

Posted by: Splunge at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (dOV9E)

249 Jockey! There are plenty of Dem Hobby Horses to ride out there!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:10 PM (NgKpN)

Mike Bloomberg!

(horses, off-screen, rear and whinny)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 11:13 PM (LxWV7)

250 234 I have more respect for the Goa'uld than any politician.
Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:08 PM (RU4sa)

'Specially Baal...

Posted by: Flyover MAGA Farmer who raises chickens at February 21, 2020 11:13 PM (Rbu5d)

251 242 One quibble: The author claims the Nazi's were "hard right" -- ???
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

Compared to most American academics, National Socialists lean right.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (SfYbS)

the new left right scale is not Conservatives vs. Liberals.

Its Nationalists vs Internationalists.

And Nazis were Nationalists.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:13 PM (NgKpN)

252 243 I can't stand the thought of killing a chicken just for its potato.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (XVuno)


I know, right? Then there's that "you put the lime in de coconut" thing. Did anyone ask the coconut how it felt about that?

Posted by: Splunge at February 21, 2020 11:14 PM (dOV9E)

253 But yeah, a major outbreak here would put a severe strain on Trump's reelection, it seems.

How? It would seem that the high concentration of blue aka "urban areas" would be the most afflicted with contagion mitigation efforts.

Then we can test out the dedication to that latest darling of the Left that the Popular Vote should decide the Presidential Sweepstakes.

Posted by: 🐧 at February 21, 2020 11:15 PM (/HLjJ)

254 252 243 I can't stand the thought of killing a chicken just for its potato.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (XVuno)

I know, right? Then there's that "you put the lime in de coconut" thing. Did anyone ask the coconut how it felt about that?
Posted by: Splunge at February 21, 2020 11:14 PM (dOV9E)

clearly constitutes Coconut rape!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:15 PM (NgKpN)

255 What to say to the chicken and your SO: I love you. It's corny but could be.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at February 21, 2020 11:15 PM (G5X70)

256 247: larry " the axe" henning.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:15 PM (KP5rU)

257 Nobody cares what the lime wants?

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2020 11:16 PM (QLPEO)

258 I do apologize for looking at the content, I didn't mean anything by it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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*makes vague gesture, signs Indulgence*

You are forgiven.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 11:16 PM (CE5C/)

259 Ken Dryden. Hall of Fame goalie for the Montreal Canadians. He was in the booth with Al Michaels during the Miracle on Ice.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 11:16 PM (Ge4Nn)

260 I do apologize for looking at the content, I didn't mean anything by it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (MMC4G)


And don't do it again! [/clipped British accent]

Posted by: 2nd Centurion from Life of Brian at February 21, 2020 11:17 PM (7s3Gx)

261

We've got lumps of it 'round back!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 11:18 PM (w3OLr)

262 Long time ago, I was one of those designated ConElRad officials, on the planning committee for the end of the world. The military took it in stride; the Military Governor for our State was a career Warrant Officer in the USAR who'd had the assignment devolved onto him. Laziest Hitler ever. Post Office was all like, whatever, we've been around and seen it before. Various other organizations ranged from deer-in-headlights "I'll just sit on the porch and watch the cloud go up" to a sort of Barney Fife bug-eye routine.


My takeaway was that, for all of the departments and tinhorn petty tyrants with wet dreams of busting your door down in the middle of the night, when it actually came to something icky like a Pelvic Inflammatory Disease outbreak, nobody in those naval-titled uniformed services had the nads to wave a car down and ask for ID. Nobody was going to quarantine shit.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 21, 2020 11:18 PM (8IOEj)

263 Very good ONT, WeirdDave.

Things, and me...well, mostly things. Plus beers. Have a great weekend, LadyL, Jewells45 and all the other women in my life!

Here is a picture of a very sweet kitty cat.

https://tinyurl.com/uyp9ppr

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2020 11:19 PM (l9m7l)

264 Its Nationalists vs Internationalists.

And Nazis were Nationalists.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:13 PM



That's what I've always believed...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:20 PM (7WaWV)

265
Nice Pussy!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at February 21, 2020 11:20 PM (w3OLr)

266
Seriously? The CDC sobered up long enough to make the right call and the State Dept overruled them??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

=======

Ideologues.

I bet Valerie Jarrett is their goddess. She could overrule any expert or work horse on anything.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 11:22 PM (G51Gf)

267 It's the monarchists who are "hard right" in Europe...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:22 PM (7WaWV)

268 most disjointed of fucks clustered i've ever been on. what the fuck?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

269 Here is a picture of a very sweet kitty cat.

https://tinyurl.com/uyp9ppr
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2020 11:19 PM (l9m7l)

Eyebrows two different colors! So cute.

Posted by: Flyover MAGA Farmer who raises chickens at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (Rbu5d)

270
Group 1 for the lovely Miss Delilah at today's Galveston County KC show. No happiness in Best in Show, which went to Michael Shephard's Boxer, the one that won the Working Group at Westminster.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (7rVsF)

271
Methinks some State Dept. people will very soon have plenty of free time on their hands.

Posted by: Vendette

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Feh, do you really think so?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (G51Gf)

272 The people warning of the dangers of communism are missing a critical step in their arguments. The young woke idiots don't believe their tongue baths of "democratic socialism" has any connection to Stalinism.

The intellectuals on the right need to be making that connection in easy to communicate, simple arguments.

The woke idiots think "democratic socialism" just means the best of UK Healthcare and Sweden's social safety net.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (i0wNm)

273
Ugh. Commercial on for Pierce Bush for congressman for my district. Not voting for him, that's for sure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 11:25 PM (7rVsF)

274 Group 1 for the lovely Miss Delilah at today's Galveston County KC show. No happiness in Best in Show, which went to Michael Shephard's Boxer, the one that won the Working Group at Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (7rVsF)

Group 1 is pretty awesome, congratulations!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 21, 2020 11:26 PM (Rz2Nc)

275 Long time ago, I was one of those designated ConElRad officials,
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Now I miss the little triangular 'CD' markers on the car radio dials at 640 and 1240 KHz.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 11:26 PM (g0Lfb)

276 Dave, Thanks for the great links, especially the 9mm vs ballistic gel. I laughed so hard I woke up Mrs. JTB.

Posted by: JTB at February 21, 2020 11:26 PM (7EjX1)

277 268 most disjointed of fucks clustered i've ever been on. what the fuck?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

Grab your monitor.

Shake the hell out of it.

shout: entertain me muthafucka!

Take a shot.

sometimes this works.

Hint: Not always.

another hint: we're all old as fuck and are looking for a reason to hit the hay.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 11:26 PM (x8Wzq)

278 penis ornaments! pussy tinsile!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:27 PM (KP5rU)

279 Methinks some State Dept. people will very soon have plenty of free time on their hands.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 10:20 PM (nRNOc)


I hope they get to go make fact finding mission to Wuhan to write reports.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 21, 2020 11:27 PM (6rS3m)

280 That Orioles thing. That was aimed at the umps right?
Or was it just for night games?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2020 11:28 PM (scP6Z)

281 Ugh. Commercial on for Pierce Bush for congressman for my district. Not voting for him, that's for sure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Demand he release his chromosome count.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 11:28 PM (SfYbS)

282 "Monito" being Eye-talian for monitor, of course.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 11:28 PM (x8Wzq)

283 I hope I'm not on chavez' shit list...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:29 PM (7WaWV)

284 pug,you are correct. nothin saving this.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

285 Ken Dryden. Hall of Fame goalie for the Montreal Canadians. He was in the booth with Al Michaels during the Miracle on Ice.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 11:16 PM (Ge4Nn)

Who was the goalie for 7 of the 8 games of the 1972 Summit Series, the first time a team made up exclusively of Canadian pro hockey players took on the Soviet national team. Their goalie? Vladislav Tretiak.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:29 PM (nRNOc)

286 Eh. Belay last comment.

the fuck.

Zebra was a good power trio band. Kind of the Louisiana version of Rush.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 11:31 PM (x8Wzq)

287 The Nazis were Nationalists.

I see what you're getting at, and I'm not calling you full of anything. In essence you're perfectly right, but there was one other thing going on.

Just as Napoleon was nationalist-French but also had the "continental system," during the brief happy time when Germany first seized most of the known world, they got busy selling a notion of how everybody was going to get along in this new Reich. France and Belgium, for instance, were not going to be just rolled under to become provinces. There really was going to be a New Order, and plenty of French were glad to see it because it wasn't dominated by their old friends the Russians and the lame-ass world commune.
But there defintely was an internationalist tinge to the Reich.
A friend who runs a WWII museum in Belgium told me the German soldiers didn't become movie-grade monsters until after D-Day. They used to share their chocolate with the kids, just like GI's did. OK, not the SS.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 21, 2020 11:32 PM (8IOEj)

288 Here is a picture of a very sweet kitty cat.

https://tinyurl.com/uyp9ppr



That's not a 'very sweet kitty cat'! It's a homicidal lynx...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:32 PM (7WaWV)

289 One of the ironies of The Miracle On Ice hockey team is the team's captain, Mike Eruzione, never played in the NHL. Six of the Soviets in that game did eventually play in the NHL with one, Viacheslav Fetisov, getting his name engraved on the Stanley Cup (twice playing for Detroit).

Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:33 PM (Y8PSl)

290 241 Sweden lost to Russia for the silver.

yeah, good times.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)

That would be the Bronze.

Medal round winners vie for the Gold (winner) and the Silver (loser).
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (Y8PSl)


It was Russia that won the silver.

Sweden got bronze.

Finland got a pat on the head and a bus token home.


reading from Wiki:
Likewise, the Soviet Union took the silver medal by beating Sweden.

Final round
Main article: Miracle on Ice

The top two teams from each group play the top two teams from the other group once. Points from previous games against their own group carry over, excluding teams who failed to make the medal round. First place team wins gold, second silver and third bronze.

Team GP W L T GF GA Pts
United St 3 2 0 1 10 7 5
Soviet Un 3 2 1 0 16 8 4
Sweden 3 0 1 2 7 14 2
Finland 3 0 2 1 7 11 1
Head-to-head results carried forward from group matches:

February 12: Sweden 2-2 USA
February 18: Finland 2-4 USSR


Final round matches:

February 22, 1980
17:00 United States 4-3 (2-2, 0-1, 2-0) Soviet Union

February 22, 1980
20:42 Finland 3-3 (1-0, 1-1, 1-2) Sweden

February 24, 1980
11:00 United States 4-2 (0-1, 1-1, 3-0) Finland

February 24, 1980
14:30 Sweden 2-9 (0-4, 0-5, 2-0) Soviet Union

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

291 @288 - she looks fierce and determined, but she was a total heart melter. Honestly, wish I could have adopted her.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2020 11:35 PM (l9m7l)

292 Hey you guys! I still have a glass of beer. this party ain't over!

Who's with me?!

*Runs out, careful not to slosh*

*looks for a guitar to smash*

*scurries about for other movie thingies*

*sits down, watches Monty Python*

G'night, Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 11:35 PM (x8Wzq)

293 night, pug.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:36 PM (KP5rU)

294 pug,you are correct. nothin saving this.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

Cars, harleys, boobs, and the iron cage project usually livens things up. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)

295 Finland, on Sunday morning. Had they lost that game, no medal.

Posted by: Iron Dave at February 21, 2020 11:37 PM (k3crU)

296 It's even got those horn-like tufts of hair on its ears -- just like a lynx!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:38 PM (7WaWV)

297 Hola...como estas mi amigos. ( I don't want to use the Spanish version of moron.)

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 21, 2020 11:40 PM (k56WI)

298 One of the ironies of The Miracle On Ice hockey team
is the team's captain, Mike Eruzione, never played in the NHL. Six of
the Soviets in that game did eventually play in the NHL with one,
Viacheslav Fetisov, getting his name engraved on the Stanley Cup (twice
playing for Detroit).

Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:33 PM (Y8PSl)

Sorry to be a pain, but are you sure it was the 1980 team that had 5 other players in the NHL besides Fetisov or was it players from the 1987 Canada Cup team?

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:40 PM (nRNOc)

299 berserker, as usual, you are dead on.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

300 https://tinyurl.com/uyp9ppr

She's a cutie ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 21, 2020 11:42 PM (LPnfS)

301 One quibble: The author claims the Nazi's were "hard right" -- ???

Yeah, I caught that,too. Very disturbing that so many think the Nazis and Fascists were on the right. Both were derivatives of socialism.

Posted by: db at February 21, 2020 11:43 PM (G/Q6j)

302 I've seen that MLP episode. My jaw was on the floor the whole time. Most pleasantly subversive cartoon I've seen since Charlie Brown Christmas.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at February 21, 2020 11:44 PM (UfRqq)

303 Methinks some State Dept. people will very soon have plenty of free time on their hands.
Posted by: Vendette
Feh, do you really think so?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (G51Gf)

Aren't the bulk of the traitors entrenched Civil Service, not appointees?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:44 PM (BiNEL)

304
295 Finland, on Sunday morning. Had they lost that game, no medal.
Posted by: Iron Dave at February 21, 2020 11:37 PM (k3crU)


Silver medal, not none.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 21, 2020 11:45 PM (pNxlR)

305 What the Hell!!!!

(Walking out into the back yard to check the trip wires.)

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 11:46 PM (kFkpX)

306 Aren't the bulk of the traitors entrenched Civil Service, not appointees?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:44 PM (BiNEL)

Somebody needs to get an accurate count of the shithawks on Adak Island.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 11:47 PM (LxWV7)

307 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

Right, sorry. I forgot about the convoluted "previous group round results carry over" for awarding medals BS.

Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:47 PM (Y8PSl)

308 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:44 PM (BiNEL)

Yup, you just shuffle them from one slimy office to another

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2020 11:47 PM (aA3+G)

309 Posted by: db at February 21, 2020 11:43 PM (G/Q6j)

But I have been assured by TOP.MEN in the media that the National Socialists were alt-right, just like all the Drumpf supporters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:47 PM (BiNEL)

310 Yup, you just shuffle them from one slimy office to another
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2020 11:47 PM (aA3+G)

Well, at least this way, they will never become political operatives, right?

/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:49 PM (BiNEL)

311 ICYMI Tucker is crushing
https://youtu.be/iruf0Qc7saw

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 11:49 PM (SfYbS)

312 Thank you, WeirdDave, for another cromulent ONT!

Saw that No Good, Very Bad Debate vid earlier and kept having to pause because I was laughing so hard.

Shabbat shalom!

Posted by: ibguy at February 21, 2020 11:50 PM (EHVbt)

313 @296 - let me tell you the story of Tiny Hobo.

I was living elsewhere, and when I went to check the back yard, there was a brief glimpse of a CREATURE fleeing into the night.

I put out some cat snax. And she ate them.

That was my mistake. Because when I went out the next night, to check on things, she was there...loudly demanding snax.

And I gave her some. I started to give her regular cat food, and she thought, yeah, this is regular, I want more.

So, she started showing up in the day time, demanding snax, and she let me pick her up and pet her (while demanding snax) and purred.

At the time, Leela (my cat, Very First Pet Thread Pic) was aging, so I didn't want a competitor to her (though I brought Tiny Hobo inside once, and Leela didn't seem to care).

A couple of days later, Tiny Hobo didn't appear. I thought, great, someone adopted her.

A couple of days after that, she re-appeared. I fed her, hugged her, and petted her. She did not appear after that.

I still think someone adopted her. She was very affectionate and personable, aside from Talking ALL the Time.

Anyway, that's the story of Tiny Hobo. If you think you've heard the last of her, well, I may just post this on the pet thread.

Good vibes to all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2020 11:51 PM (l9m7l)

314 Sorry to be a pain, but are you sure it was the 1980 team that had 5 other players in the NHL besides Fetisov or was it players from the 1987 Canada Cup team?

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:40 PM (nRNOc)


From the ever-reliable Wiki (which appears to be okay for sports stuff):

In the 1989-90 season, mainly due to perestroika in the USSR, Soviet authorities permitted six 1980 Olympians -- Helmuts Balderis, Viacheslav Fetisov, Alexei Kasatonov, Vladimir Krutov, Sergei Makarov, and Sergei Starikov -- to join NHL clubs. . . ."

The only ones I remember seeing play in the NHL live (Rangers season ticket holder at the time) were Fetisov and Kasatonov. I might have seen any of the other four, too, I just don't remember.

Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:53 PM (Y8PSl)

315 OK let's try

Breed....(Mayor of San Fransicko)

Used to baby sit Kamel-Toe Harris's off spring...wait for it...

Who werz sprung from loins of the (Super Willie?)

I am gob-smacked.(if true)...but takes the term Nepotism to a freaky kinda new level ...well actually no California....so....there is...that

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 11:54 PM (kFkpX)

316 Sorry to be a pain, but are you sure it was the
1980 team that had 5 other players in the NHL besides Fetisov or was it
players from the 1987 Canada Cup team?


Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:40 PM (nRNOc)

I'll answer myself to avenge RickZ's honor. 1980's USSR team, which some say is the best international team ever put on the ice, had 5 players from my count who made to to the NHL, so it's very possible I can't count properly and it was 6. The 1984 Olympic team definitely had that many, most of whom had played in 1980. The 1987 Canada Cup team I mentioned was loaded with players who made it to the NHL.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:55 PM (nRNOc)

317 Yeah, I caught that,too. Very disturbing that so many think the Nazis and Fascists were on the right. Both were derivatives of socialism.

Posted by: db at February 21, 2020 11:43 PM (G/Q6j)


It's one of those academic 'then stuff happens' miracles, like The Dems always being anti-slavery.

Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:55 PM (Y8PSl)

318 313

BeckChas, please do repost that on the pet thread. The wandering ferals are a mystery and a wonder in this universe.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:55 PM (BiNEL)

319 Watching Live PD. They came up on a car in a park that was closed. Couple was well...you know. Cop told them they make beds for that and for them to go home.

When I was first dating my wife, we went to a park and were sitting on the beach at the lake around midnight. Thankfully we heard the deputy walking down the path and had time to rearrange our clothes. He asked us if we were fishing or what. We said...or what. He was polite and laughed, then asked us to leave because the park was closed.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 21, 2020 11:56 PM (k56WI)

320 In the 1989-90 season, mainly due to
perestroika in the USSR, Soviet authorities permitted six 1980 Olympians
-- Helmuts Balderis, Viacheslav Fetisov, Alexei Kasatonov, Vladimir
Krutov, Sergei Makarov, and Sergei Starikov -- to join NHL clubs. . . ."



The only ones I remember seeing play in the NHL live (Rangers season
ticket holder at the time) were Fetisov and Kasatonov. I might have
seen any of the other four, too, I just don't remember.

Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:53 PM (Y8PSl)

Balderis was the one I didn't catch.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:56 PM (nRNOc)

321 Blind people? Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 21, 2020 11:57 PM (0x00j)

322 So cool.....Trump brought out the 1980 team at the Vegas rally! Along with Herb Brook's daughter

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 12:00 AM (/UQ/R)

323 The woke idiots think "democratic socialism" just means the best of UK Healthcare and Sweden's social safety net.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (i0wNm)

Funny how the camp guards all agree with that ...

until you are inside the camp!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:00 AM (BiNEL)

324 Blind people? Never heard of 'em.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson

Me neevah

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at February 22, 2020 12:02 AM (SfYbS)

325 O Fortuna with misheard subtitles

https://youtu.be/pQEfxhvAy0c




Salsa Cookies!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2020 12:02 AM (6rS3m)

326 306

No, Trump (thinking pure magnetism was a shield) walked into a White House chocked full of Barry vipers who were pre-ordained to F^*K his shit up from day one and with a media ready to be co*k holsters for the task.....and so they have been....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 12:03 AM (kFkpX)

327 Balderis was the one I didn't catch.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:56 PM (nRNOc)


Balderis had a cup of coffee in the NHL, playing only 26 games for the Minnesota North Stars in the 1989-90 season, scoring 3 goals and 6 assists in his short stint. But he was old for an athlete, being 37 years old at that time (born in 1952).

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:03 AM (Y8PSl)

328 323 The woke idiots think "democratic socialism" just means the best of UK Healthcare and Sweden's social safety net.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (i0wNm)

Funny how the camp guards all agree with that ...

until you are inside the camp!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:00 AM (BiNEL)

I find it amusing that Russia is moving AWAY from Socialized Healthcare.

In fact one of the changes I expect to see Vlad to this go round, is to get that out of their Constitution, as they have found it unsustainable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2020 12:03 AM (NgKpN)

329 Hola. Happy as a sand boy. Watching rugby and flicking back to watch the cricket test match whilst drinking cider. Drought has just broken and looking at rain for the first time in a couple of months. Trivia question what's a sand boy and why is he happy?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:04 AM (tAuzy)

330 Politics aside, Pierce Bush is an awesome name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 22, 2020 12:05 AM (uKj5K)

331 Watching Tucker repeat from earlier. Clip of Brian Williams touting the funeral of outrage, but that apathy survives. What a joke. I can't believe Williams didn't just ride of into the sunset.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 22, 2020 12:06 AM (k56WI)

332 Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:04 AM (tAuzy)

I'd like an ale with you, mate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:08 AM (BiNEL)

333 Balderis had a cup of coffee in the NHL, playing
only 26 games for the Minnesota North Stars in the 1989-90 season,
scoring 3 goals and 6 assists in his short stint. But he was old for an
athlete, being 37 years old at that time (born in 1952).

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:03 AM (Y8PSl)

It is a shame, though, that Tretiak never got the chance, although he has been on the coaching side. I describe him as the best goalie the NHL never had.

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:09 AM (nRNOc)

334 About the year Bernie became an elected politico, and never did anything else.

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2020 12:12 AM (Ed8Zd)

335 @300 Adriane um, Chicken Tenders--

Yes, she was beautiful.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2020 12:13 AM (l9m7l)

336 Politics aside, Pierce Bush is an awesome name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 22, 2020 12:05 AM



It's almost as formidable as 'Bushrod Rust Johnson'...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 22, 2020 12:13 AM (7WaWV)

337 The MSM is having a hissy fit over the latest Bloomberg ad. They want it censored by all the social media platforms as fake news even though it was obviously a parody ad. Got to give Bloomberg kudos for that.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 22, 2020 12:14 AM (k56WI)

338 Trivia question what's a sand boy and why is he happy?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:04 AM (tAuzy)


I cheated and search engined the phrase, never having heard it before.

It was used in one Dickens novel (which I did not read). So I know what they are, but I still don't know why they're happy. My best guess is the sand was used for flooring in pubs to absorb spitting and the 'sand boys' (men) selling that sand were often paid for their sand in spirits, making them happy. Is that right?

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:15 AM (Y8PSl)

339 About the year Bernie became an elected politico, and never did anything else.
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2020 12:12 AM (Ed8Zd)

Sadly, these words in that order make perfect sense!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:16 AM (BiNEL)

340 330 Politics aside, Pierce Bush is an awesome name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 22, 2020 12:05 AM (uKj5K)


Is his middle initial D?

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2020 12:16 AM (Z7lwY)

341
Coming our way...

>>Prisoners, foreign citizens and refugees have secured the right to vote in Scottish elections under "historic" legislation passed yesterday.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2020 12:17 AM (G51Gf)

342 About the year Bernie became an elected politico, and never did anything else.

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2020 12:12 AM (Ed8Zd)



Sadly, these words in that order make perfect sense!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:16 AM (BiNEL)

Maybe someone should ask him who he was cheering for during the Miracle on Ice game?

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:17 AM (nRNOc)

343 Well C H. I do have some Speights. That sort of beer. Slaunte

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:18 AM (tAuzy)

344 We're not going to make our ACEPLAN quota tonight, I fear...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 22, 2020 12:19 AM (7WaWV)

345 Yes....bring on Bernie

POS who never held a REAL job until he joined the gubermint.

Yes...let us shine the light on those who want to tax our asses into the grave so they can have a job telling us what we have to do...or else.....yes lets give THESE people our hard earned money...... this is what drugs do....

over my dead body.......

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 12:19 AM (kFkpX)

346
The MSM is having a hissy fit over the latest Bloomberg ad. They want it censored by all the social media platforms as fake news even though it was obviously a parody ad. Got to give Bloomberg kudos for that.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&


Just as they would censor the Bee and Onion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:21 AM (aKsyK)

347 Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:18 AM (tAuzy)

Works for me, good sir!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:22 AM (BiNEL)

348 Maybe Pierce's middle name is 'Harry'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2020 12:23 AM (ykYG2)

349 I'm going with sand boys scattering sand on the ship decks, to avoid slipping in spilled blood.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:24 AM (Y9zp1)

350 Maybe Pierce's middle name is 'Harry'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2020 12:23 AM (ykYG2)

Could be "Noah", too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:24 AM (LxWV7)

351 I'm going with sand boys scattering sand on the ship decks, to avoid slipping in spilled blood.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:24 AM (Y9zp1)

Sand itself can be kind of slippery underfoot on some surfaces.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (LxWV7)

352 RickZ!!!!! Close . Very close. Apparently Royal Navy surgeon has a few boys much like powder monkeys to chuck sand on the deck so the saw bones did not fall over during a gunfight whilst cutting limbs off. They were happy because as part of a ships company the got a gill of grog from the fanny every day. As have I, even tho I am Royal New Zealand Infantry Regiment strangely enough.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (tAuzy)

353 343

I'll be looking for that ale in my neck of the woods, by the way!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (BiNEL)

354 The MSM is having a hissy fit over the latest Bloomberg ad. They want it censored by all the social media platforms as fake news even though it was obviously a parody ad. Got to give Bloomberg kudos for that.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&


So they're basically pissed at how awful he is and that he's either going to buy the nomination or guarantee that he sucks up everything else and causes Bernie to win.

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (Z7lwY)

355 Sand itself can be kind of slippery underfoot on some surfaces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------

There weren't many options.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (CE5C/)

356 It is a shame, though, that Tretiak never got the chance, although he has been on the coaching side. I describe him as the best goalie the NHL never had.

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:09 AM (nRNOc)


Tretiak was old for an athlete in 1989, also being born in 1952.

While Ken Dryden is arguably the best NHL goalie history-wise, a case can be made for Patrick Roy, too. Not many goalies win Stanley Cups on two different teams (2 with Montreal and 2 with the Colorado Avalanche).

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:27 AM (Y8PSl)

357 C.H. I am coming to TXMoMe. Might leave the Speights behind tho.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:28 AM (tAuzy)

358 Sand itself can be kind of slippery underfoot on some surfaces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----

I think we have spoken about using a 'sand lock' for pulling well casings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:29 AM (CE5C/)

359 There weren't many options.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (CE5C/)

Ground charcoal might work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:29 AM (LxWV7)

360 Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:28 AM (tAuzy)

So I understood, and I think you'll not be buying a drink there, but not Speights!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:30 AM (BiNEL)

361 Sand and blood are very stickey. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:30 AM (tAuzy)

362

Greyhound, the nation's largest bus company, says it will stop allowing Border Patrol agents without a warrant to board its buses to conduct routine immigration checks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (aKsyK)

363 Evenin' Horde,

Today, while inspecting a 100-year-old house, I was testing one of the old, double-hung windows. Released the latch and the upper sash came slamming down, catching the tip of my middle finger between the top rails of the two sashes. #*$%%@!

Now, the thing is throbbing like a SOB, and for some reason the rest of my hand is sore. On the positive side, the nail on that finger was looking a bit worn out, so it was about time for a new nail anyway.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (BaHwF)

364 I actually like 805 beer. Hopefully that starts a fight.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:32 AM (tAuzy)

365 This is where we discuss angular sand vs. rounded sand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:32 AM (Y9zp1)

366 RickZ.........agree! But he is a bit of a nut case though

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 12:32 AM (/UQ/R)

367 Ouch AG!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 12:33 AM (/UQ/R)

368 The woke idiots think "democratic socialism" just means the best of UK Healthcare and Sweden's social safety net.
Nothing millennial about this. Back in the Phil Ochs days, early 60's, while the "New Left" was being formulated, they started calling it "Economic Democracy."

It took Pete Seeger another 50 years to "denounce" Stalin, and I still don't think his heart was in it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2020 12:33 AM (8IOEj)

369 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (aKsyK)

If only there was an agency entrusted with maintaining Federal law on public roadways!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:33 AM (BiNEL)

370 Decimastion?
We can has proscription too?]

Posted by: monkey at February 22, 2020 12:34 AM (5kpOR)

371 Going to bed to sleep it off, and hopefully do some good financial stuff--

Love each and all of you, and good night to you all. And yeah, maybe I'll post Tiny Hobo's story to the Pet Thread,

Love you all...sorry!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2020 12:35 AM (l9m7l)

372 364

Hmm, beer research, sounds like fun!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:35 AM (BiNEL)

373 367 Ouch AG!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 12:33 AM (/UQ/R)

Yeah, that sash was heavy. I'm surprised the finger didn't 'splode. Didn't even bleed.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (BaHwF)

374 Night BC

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (0x00j)

375 Are we bored?

I can post one of my long-winded, "strange things that's Bitter Clinger does" comments for small talk if you like.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (lFY0c)

376 Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (BaHwF)

Oy!

I hope there is no blister under the nail ...

Hope also pain free soon.

Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (LPnfS)

377 BeckChas, glad to see you here, take care!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (BiNEL)

378 Sand and blood are very stickey. Ask me how I know.

Gladiator school?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2020 12:37 AM (ykYG2)

379 AG also ouch. Just drink like Vikings. " I love that guys nic."

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:37 AM (tAuzy)

380 Waves at Hrothgar! How are you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 12:38 AM (/UQ/R)

381 362

Greyhound, the nation's largest bus company, says it will stop allowing Border Patrol agents without a warrant to board its buses to conduct routine immigration checks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (aKsyK)

I saw this and I was thinking about it. Doesn't it just mean they stop the bus and everyone gets off and checked? Is Greyhound planning on high speed bus chases?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 22, 2020 12:39 AM (Wm5SB)

382 I've just read that 'Postcard From Pre-totalitarian America' link...

One quibble: The author claims the Nazi's were "hard right" -- ???

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:07 PM (7WaWV)



I just emailed the author and recommended 'The Road to Serfdom' by F. A. Hayek
https://preview.tinyurl.com/u4dfzn7

Posted by: db at February 22, 2020 12:39 AM (G/Q6j)

383 362

True story....My Grandfather Max Dayton, was actually approached by "friends" who wanted him to join in on a business venture to create a "bus" service that would handle the routes the trains were not supporting at the time.

He passed on it.

Greyhound....yup

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 12:41 AM (kFkpX)

384 Gladiator school? Do I sound Italican?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:42 AM (tAuzy)

385 Greyhound, the nation's largest bus company, says it will stop allowing Border Patrol agents without a warrant to board its buses to conduct routine immigration checks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (aKsyK)


No biggie, Greyhound. The Feds can just cancel your Federal interstate transportation license. Or just make your business life hell by nitpicking you over Federal regulations minutiae.

It still amazes me how businesses don't seem to grasp 'get woke, go broke' at all.

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:43 AM (Y8PSl)

386 I hope there is no blister under the nail ...

Hope also pain free soon.
Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (LPnfS)

Well, it's all black n' blue. May have to drill a relief hole, but will try to avoid that if possible.

I think this is worse than my last nail incident, where my thumb got stuck between a 6" cast iron drain pipe and the blade holder on a sawzall running at full speed. I think it got smashed at least two times before I pulled it away. At least it didn't get the blade. Got a new thumbnail from that incident.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:44 AM (BaHwF)

387 Tretiak was old for an athlete in 1989, also being born in 1952.



While Ken Dryden is arguably the best NHL goalie history-wise, a
case can be made for Patrick Roy, too. Not many goalies win Stanley
Cups on two different teams (2 with Montreal and 2 with the Colorado
Avalanche).

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:27 AM (Y8PSl)

I know he was too old for it when the time came; I've wondered if he would have if he had been given the chance even around 1984 or 85.

I think part of the problem with naming a "best goalie ever" in the NHL is that the NHL has changed so much over the years in the equipment department (not to mention the size of the players themselves). There were plenty of good ones like Hall, Plante, and Vezina, for example. Going to be flippant here, but transport Patrick Roy back to the days of a facemask at best and before banana blades were banned and he'd probably be soiling his pants.
(Hopefully I'm not annoying the daylights out of you.)

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nRNOc)

388 Yeah, that sash was heavy. I'm surprised the finger didn't 'splode. Didn't even bleed.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (BaHwF)

If you get a blister under the nail, and it becomes very swollen and painful, there is one thing you can do to obtain instant relief. Obtain a sewing needle, or even a thin nail, and heat it red hot in the flame of a torch, and use the red hot needle to burn a hole in the nail. There are no nerve endings in the nail, or the bubble of blood under it, so you will not cause any pain. Once the needle hits the blood, it is quenched cold, so even if you push far enough to touch the nail bed, the needle won't burn sensitive tissue.

Had this done to me by a doctor after I dropped a transmission on my big toe. Instant relief from the pressure of the blister. Also a small fountain of blood, but that blood was already "out of circulation".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:45 AM (LxWV7)

389 There is a NURX birth control commercial on Tucker, and Mrs. DIG just exclaimed that "they put the ugliest looking women on this commercial. Who would want to fuck them? Look at the one with the nose ring!"


LOL she's a keeper.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2020 12:46 AM (ufFY8)

390 On the positive side, the nail on that finger was looking a bit worn out, so it was about time for a new nail anyway.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (BaHwF)


Ya know, I manicure and a fresh coat of paint is a lot less painful.

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:47 AM (Y8PSl)

391 A New Zealander? Do we have to quarantine here for two weeks? Who's going to clean the barrel?

Posted by: Kazi at February 22, 2020 12:47 AM (0x00j)

392 Vendetta please go on. I played rugby for 34 years so I love hearing about sports violence.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:47 AM (tAuzy)

393 Sand itself can be kind of slippery underfoot on some surfaces.
Well, you've got your beach sand, and your river sand. Pretty important to know the difference if you're going to mix mortar.
And then of course there's your Athabascan Oil Sand.
I used to own quite a bit of that. Enough to take a bath in, you might say.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2020 12:48 AM (8IOEj)

394 If you get a blister under the nail, and it becomes
very swollen and painful, there is one thing you can do to obtain
instant relief. Obtain a sewing needle, or even a thin nail, and heat it
red hot in the flame of a torch, and use the red hot needle to burn a
hole in the nail. There are no nerve endings in the nail, or the bubble
of blood under it, so you will not cause any pain. Once the needle hits
the blood, it is quenched cold, so even if you push far enough to touch
the nail bed, the needle won't burn sensitive tissue.



Had this done to me by a doctor after I dropped a transmission on my
big toe. Instant relief from the pressure of the blister. Also a small
fountain of blood, but that blood was already "out of circulation".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:45 AM (LxWV7)


I use a tiny sharp drill bit and just spin it with my fingers. You don't even feel it, but man you feel it when it breaks through and you get instant relief.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (9Om/r)

395
Sweden, Finland. What's the difference?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Sweden has more muzzies. Finland has more feminists. Now you know.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (p4Iex)

396 Kazi. You are the letter R away from having a most amusing nic.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (tAuzy)

397 AOP, Yeah, I've done that before... but still it gives me the willies so I'll try to avoid. We'll see how the pain is tomorrow.

I think 7 of my nails are still original equipment. The other three are replacements. Soon that'll be 6:4.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (BaHwF)

398 389 There is a NURX birth control commercial on Tucker, and Mrs. DIG just exclaimed that "they put the ugliest looking women on this commercial. Who would want to fuck them? Look at the one with the nose ring!"


LOL she's a keeper.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2020 12:46 AM (ufFY

The nostril or the septum? The nostril just looks weird, but the septum says livestock. It's the worst, until the next worst thing comes along. I'm seeing a disturbing proliferation of face tattoos in the media. I'm seriously considering hoping the machines win.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (Wm5SB)

399 Sand itself can be kind of slippery underfoot on some surfaces.
Well, you've got your beach sand, and your river sand. Pretty important to know the difference if you're going to mix mortar.
And then of course there's your Athabascan Oil Sand.
I used to own quite a bit of that. Enough to take a bath in, you might say.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2020 12:48 AM (8IOEj)

I have spent a lot of time looking at sand under a microscope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:52 AM (LxWV7)

400 There is a NURX birth control commercial on Tucker,
and Mrs. DIG just exclaimed that "they put the ugliest looking women on
this commercial. Who would want to fuck them? Look at the one with the
nose ring!"


LOL she's a keeper.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2020 12:46 AM (ufFY

Birth control: For when the beer goggles go on.

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:52 AM (nRNOc)

401 Average Guy- that's something I could fix for you. Sampson spot cord no. 8. Some disassembly required.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 22, 2020 12:52 AM (HuH1F)

402 388

Ah, the nefarious "Sublingual Hematoma" Yes...a sterile IV needle first heated with a BIC or a battery powered cattery to red hotness...then pushed through the base of the nail until a font of blood is expressed.....did see many

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 12:52 AM (kFkpX)

403 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2020 12:46 AM (ufFY



The nostril or the septum? The nostril just looks weird, but the
septum says livestock. It's the worst, until the next worst thing comes
along. I'm seeing a disturbing proliferation of face tattoos in the
media. I'm seriously considering hoping the machines win.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (Wm5SB)

Septum.
Some relatively thin, short haired woman with that ring right through the middle of her nose. Ugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2020 12:53 AM (ufFY8)

404 I use a tiny sharp drill bit and just spin it with my fingers. You don't even feel it, but man you feel it when it breaks through and you get instant relief.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (9Om/r)

That would work, but the red-hot needle basically requires zero pressure on that tender digit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:54 AM (LxWV7)

405 Greyhound is a sad and broken remnant of the network it used to be.
They had an awful comeuppance for a decade or so. Drivers' strikes, several bankruptcies, a takeover...

If you had invested in the early days, your monehy would have been lost a long time ago.


They were held up as big bad bogeymen back during the desegregation struggles. No doubt their wokeness on this later, quasi-racial issue stems from the drubbing they took back then. But they just can't win.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2020 12:54 AM (8IOEj)

406 AG. As I am just 29 I can report that I have zero OG nails remaining.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:55 AM (tAuzy)

407 329 Hola. Happy as a sand boy. Watching rugby and flicking back to watch the cricket test match whilst drinking cider.

He's not one of us.


Get him fellas.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2020 12:56 AM (CTvSA)

408 I have spent a lot of time looking at sand under a microscope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I don't like sand...

Posted by: Hayden Christensen at February 22, 2020 12:57 AM (SfYbS)

409 Simo Hayha

Posted by: Fox2! at February 22, 2020 12:57 AM (MhYfz)

410 Sould be Subungual hematoma....sorry for not proofing that better.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 12:57 AM (kFkpX)

411 Including the nails on both feet. Maybe that's why I know why sand and blood are very stickey.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:58 AM (tAuzy)

412 I don't like sand...
Posted by: Hayden Christensen at February 22, 2020 12:57 AM (SfYbS)

"Gets into everything," she said.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:58 AM (LxWV7)

413 Simo Hayha

.....


That dude would Finnish you off.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2020 12:58 AM (MMC4G)

414 Bring it.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:59 AM (tAuzy)

415 'Night all. NZFrank, thank you for your service. Different countries, same freedoms.

Posted by: Kwazi Kat at February 22, 2020 12:59 AM (0x00j)

416 Going to be flippant here, but transport Patrick Roy back to the days of a facemask at best and before banana blades were banned and he'd probably be soiling his pants.
(Hopefully I'm not annoying the daylights out of you.)

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nRNOc)


Some modern goalies you could throw back in time and they'd be decent, if not successful, would be ones like Billy Smith and Ron Hextall. They could more than handle themselves in the high stick-swinging days of yore.

But a lot of modern-day goalies act like prima donnas if some player merely creates a breeze skating by, flopping and rolling around like some bad acting European kickball player.

When the money's so good, hangnail injuries become life-threatening.

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:00 AM (Y8PSl)

417 Fuck lost a wicket. Ahead 207 for 5 .

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:00 AM (tAuzy)

418 Hey everybody.

"What's something that you can say to both your significant other and your rotisserie chicken?"

"Turn me over when you're done on one side"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 22, 2020 01:01 AM (L2ZTs)

419
I don't like sand...
Posted by: Hayden Christensen at February 22, 2020 12:57 AM (SfYbS)

Let me tell you a story...

Posted by: T E Lawrence at February 22, 2020 01:01 AM (Wm5SB)

420 What's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken and to your significant other?"


Fire up the George Forman?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:02 AM (p4Iex)

421 The love that has no name?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:03 AM (tAuzy)

422 Well, I am off to the snoozer. I will be pretty scarce around here for 2-3 days, because I am making a quick roadtrip back to Alberta for about a week, and then returning here to Arizona for the balance of March. Leastwise, that is the plan.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 01:04 AM (LxWV7)

423 Weird Dave you had me at get him.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:04 AM (tAuzy)

424 Vendette you might like this video. "People made Fun of the First guy to wear a hockey mask"

https://youtu.be/kUOXwRhZrkw

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2020 01:05 AM (Z7lwY)

425 Good night y'all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 01:08 AM (/UQ/R)

426 Which reminds me of a guy in college. I studied printing (graphic communications) at Cal Poly. We had all sorts of working printing presses, large and small, as well as industrial paper cutters, binding machines, etc. All of this equipment was used by students in the lab classes.

It was also used by the student-run printing company, of which I was the pre-press manager. Our crew would print the daily newspaper, class schedules, commencement programs, and all sorts of stuff for the school. We worked after class hours, usually into the night.

One of the guys was using the huge (36", IIRC) guillotine paper cutter to cut down big stacks of paper. The dimensions were getting a bit small, and positioning them was getting tricky, so he went behind the cutter to hold the stack of paper in place while he had another guy press the two buttons on the front of the cutter to initiate the cut (there are two buttons for a reason)...

Now, you're probably thinking he's gonna get something chopped off, but noooooo... he got his middle and ring finger stuck under the 5,000+ psi clamp that comes down before the blade. Smashed his finger tips like ripe cherry tomatoes. Brutal.

Doctors were able to save his fingers, which is fortunate because it wouldn't have been as fun ridiculing him for the next couple of months if he had lost them.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 01:08 AM (BaHwF)

427 Vendetta please go on. I played rugby for 34 years so I love hearing about sports violence.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:47 AM (tAuzy)

Look up "NHL goalie fights" on YouTube and you'll be occupied for hours.
Or look up "Canada Soviet Union World Juniors brawl 1982." They even turned the lights off to try to get them to quit and the players kept going.

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:08 AM (nRNOc)

428 I saw several nights ago someone on Fox had a CDC
doc on who said he absolutely trusted the ChiCom docs as to what they
were telling him.



This man should not be practicing medicine or playing with sharp instruments, AT ALL.

Posted by: Boswell

WTF?? You can't trust the chinese any farther than you can throw a cheesecake underwater. A CDC doc actually said this?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Translation: We are absolutely clueless but we have all the cool atmospheric isolation units and biohazard suits where I work so sucks to be you.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:10 AM (p4Iex)

429 Greyhound is exactly the kind of business that Romney's Bain Capital would buy in a hostile takeover, rape of all value by selling off every possible asset, then declaring bankruptcy on the rest, and walking away from the steaming pile of shit they'd just dropped on the taxpayer's floor.

Run-on sentence? Sue me.

Bain would.

Their lawyers have never met anyone like a Hordeling, though.

It's a mistake they'll only make once.

Oh, and why can't we get a commercial with Paul Ryan pushing Mitt Rombley offa da cliff in da wheelchair?

I'd cough up the bucks for that one on Pay Per View.

But only if it's portrayed by the real people, not actors, and the push-and-fall ain't faked.

I'm in for the $ in that case.

Wake up call in six hours.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2020 01:10 AM (QzJWU)

430 Vendetta please go on. I played rugby for 34 years so I love hearing about sports violence.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:47 AM (tAuzy)


When I watch Wolverhampton in the Premiere League, they have a guy, Adama Traore, who's build like a moose. When I see him play I always think he missed his sports calling. He has a rugby player's body.

As for sports violence, our sports have become so damn pussified. Even my beloved ice hockey. I simply can't watch sports as they are so milquetoast and boring today. The African Ballet probably being the worst offender: Three steps, dunk! Three steps, dunk! But baseball is right behind them. And don't get me started on the NFL's 'you big meanie, you hit him!' penalty rules.

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:12 AM (Y8PSl)

431 Well
Spin the wheel on who shows up next or u-tub the WWII vids from 2018......

not thinking..."OH LOOK!!!"

found another bottle of 2015 Merlot in the basement.....

Let's see....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:12 AM (kFkpX)

432 I do apologize for looking at the content, I didn't mean anything by it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Super secret double special probation and then we'll review your status.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:12 AM (p4Iex)

433 That dude would Finnish you off.
He wasn't alone, either. Finns are some shootin' fools.
Real sportsmen about the precision game.And, they invented "Military Patrol," the sport now know as Biathlon.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2020 01:13 AM (8IOEj)

434 Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 01:04 AM (LxWV7)

Drive careful-like.

Bad weather going West to East, I think ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 22, 2020 01:14 AM (LPnfS)

435 429

Hey Jim, so uh....been hunting?
We can't do that much out here...in, ya know, this state.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:16 AM (kFkpX)

436 Wow the first minute of this video is absolute must-watch. I'm
surprised these haven't all been taken down by now. Obama to Trump about
"rigged" elections: "Stop whining"

https://tinyurl.com/r773r52

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 01:16 AM (Wge+f)

437 And at that point don't forget Obama already "knew" about the threat (har har) from Russia (uh huh) to "interfere" with the election.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 01:17 AM (Wge+f)

438 NZFrank, someday you'll have to explain cricket to me. I'm pretty good at watching a sporting event I've never seen before and picking up the rules/nuances of the game; Aussie Rules Football (Footy) comes to mind. But years ago I watched a cricket test match on tv for over two hours and still had absolutely no friggin' clue.

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:18 AM (Y8PSl)

439 Some modern goalies you could throw back in time and
they'd be decent, if not successful, would be ones like Billy Smith and
Ron Hextall. They could more than handle themselves in the high
stick-swinging days of yore.



But a lot of modern-day goalies act like prima donnas if some player
merely creates a breeze skating by, flopping and rolling around like
some bad acting European kickball player.



When the money's so good, hangnail injuries become life-threatening.

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:00 AM (Y8PSl)

Hextall would definitely be swinging his stick right along with them.

One of the reasons I'm not sold on Roy being the best ever is the fact that he was the impetus to the NHL having to regulate the size of goalie equipment. Look at him in 1986 and then look at him in 1993.

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:18 AM (nRNOc)

440 When I watch Wolverhampton in the Premiere League,
they have a guy, Adama Traore, who's build like a moose. When I see him
play I always think he missed his sports calling. He has a rugby
player's body.





Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:12 AM (Y8PSl)

I'm sure you were happy on Thursday. It was the Europa League, right?

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:21 AM (nRNOc)

441 Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:12 AM (Y8PSl)

There's always MMA.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 01:22 AM (BaHwF)

442 Saw a wanker of a yard foreman lose3 fingers a saw mill when I was working there as a14 year old. We loled. I got the blood as I was tailing out and he was feeding in. Stupid prick. Safety guards people.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:23 AM (tAuzy)

443 Pretty sure I saw Hextall score his 2nd goal (at the old Capital Center in MD). Unless that's a synthetic memory of some kind.

Anyway, he was good. Good entertainment, too, as he got the home crowd into the game. Especially when he was scored on.

Hexxxx ...... Tallllll.

Hexxxx ...... Talllll.

Name lent itself to a chant.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:23 AM (El6T/)

444 But yeah, a major outbreak here would put a severe strain on Trump's reelection, it seems.

Posted by: SMH

Sorry, my little Monkey brain is trying to conceive how it would be a positive to the demtards? I could see it being a threat to the general election itself but unless people are stupid enough to think PDT was responsible in what would arguably be a world wide pandemic I don't see a shift to a group of people who have been demonstrating a lack of competence, leadership and ability to not FU everything they touch.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:24 AM (p4Iex)

445 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2020 01:24 AM (GwOXV)

446 Posted by: Average Guy

I'm fairly numb right now but that still made me wince.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2020 01:25 AM (SfYbS)

447 I remember when Obama was first elected,
I was still working ER
The morning after his election on my shift, a "Person of Color" nurse commented...and I quote, "I'm happy, but I hope no one will try to shoot him."
In California no less....that is how he got in.....

Barry you little bitch.....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:25 AM (kFkpX)

448 Look up "NHL goalie fights" on YouTube and you'll be occupied for hours.
Or look up "Canada Soviet Union World Juniors brawl 1982." They even turned the lights off to try to get them to quit and the players kept going.

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:08 AM (nRNOc)


I was at a Flyers-Rangers preseason game one year in the early '80s. By the time the game ended, there were about 7 skaters from each team left on the bench. Something like 505 minutes of penalties, including multiple game misconducts. The best preseason game I ever saw.

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:25 AM (Y8PSl)

449 Have mentioned before, but on-topic for cricket.

Office I worked in eons ago got all the int'l newspapers and mags. Had a bulletin board where some of the funniest stuff would be clipped and posted.

One time there was a cricket match short summary from The Times.

Only about two paragraphs.

All in English.

Utterly incomprehensible, apart from who won.

Was hilarious.

"Two peoples divided by a common language"

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:26 AM (El6T/)

450 RickZ. I would love to explain but even I still don't get it sometimes. Like shooting it is mental chess.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:26 AM (tAuzy)

451 and with that.....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:27 AM (kFkpX)

452 Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2020 01:24 AM (GwOXV)


Happy-ish Friday Evening ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 22, 2020 01:27 AM (LPnfS)

453 Pretty sure I saw Hextall score his 2nd goal (at the old Capital Center in MD). Unless that's a synthetic memory of some kind.



Anyway, he was good. Good entertainment, too, as he got the home crowd into the game. Especially when he was scored on.



Hexxxx ...... Tallllll.



Hexxxx ...... Talllll.



Name lent itself to a chant.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:23 AM (El6T/)

He did score his second goal in a playoff game at the Capital Center.

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:29 AM (nRNOc)

454 most disjointed of fucks clustered i've ever been on. what the fuck?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Geez if yer spoiling fer a little ruckus maby you should start one. How about cigar chomping at ten paces? Or we could just trade insults till the other one blinks.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:29 AM (p4Iex)

455 Oy!

Roses are red,
Daffy dolls are yellows,
Good night, all
Well met, Good fellows

Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 22, 2020 01:30 AM (LPnfS)

456 I'm craving a breakfast buffet tonight. I might have to wake up early and do that.

Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2020 01:30 AM (Z7lwY)

457 I have been to a hockey game in Seattle along time ago. Took 3 fucking hours and did not see a fight. Broke 3x beer delivery dudes tho. They thought they were fit but we ran them out of beer.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:31 AM (tAuzy)

458 I have been to a hockey game in Seattle along time
ago. Took 3 fucking hours and did not see a fight. Broke 3x beer
delivery dudes tho. They thought they were fit but we ran them out of
beer.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:31 AM (tAuzy)

I once took a bunch of people to their first hockey game and explained to them what would happen when a goal was scored. Game ended 0-0 (this was before the NHL changed the rules to eliminate that possibility).

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:33 AM (nRNOc)

459 Can someone send that 9mm velocity impact test vid to
Alzheimer joe...
It should change his mind about the need for banning clips with multiple bullets. n silencers...if that blob was joes head it wouldn't have made a dent in it..

Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 01:33 AM (MkAqo)

460 I'm sure you were happy on Thursday. It was the Europa League, right?

Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:21 AM (nRNOc)


Not a Wolverhampton supporter, I'm a Man United fan (who has the sadz this go around but was delirious in 1999 with The Treble). But Wolverhamton done good with some very good goals; they pretty much wrapped up the tie as it will be hard for Espanyol to come back from an 0-4 deficit, not impossible as they'll be at home but damn difficult. And, yes, the Europa League (formerly the UEFA Cup).

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:35 AM (Y8PSl)

461 Thanks Vendette, then that was it. Was pretty cool. Of course he practiced it all the time, and I think was one of the first goalies to have a curved stick.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:35 AM (El6T/)

462 There's always MMA.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 01:22 AM (BaHwF)


Never was a boxing/fight fan, just doesn't do anything for me. But a fight on skates? Now yer talkin'. I can lose hours on YouBoob watching the likes of Bob Probert and Dave Schultz. Even saw Dave's brother, Ray, duke it out in the minors.

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:39 AM (Y8PSl)

463 Well it was a fun 2 days, range duty day yesterday a small range was actually open (Navy cancelled) so was able to do some fun plinking at steel plates with the .22 semi and then do some moving/shooting with the CZ-83. And the first 45 Colt test reloads all worked well. Also was able to let a recently retired Marine's son fire an M1 Carbine which I brought to honor the 75th anniversary of Iwo Jima.

And hockey today was fast and good. 3 goalies rotating, two lines on each bench, and enough college players to keep the level up.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:40 AM (El6T/)

464 Greyhound, the nation's largest bus company, says it will stop allowing Border Patrol agents without a warrant to board its buses to conduct routine immigration checks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Spokane woke city officials have been barking about this for the last year. Normally they conduct their searches at the depot. Solution, starting stopping the buses on the highways take s couple hours to process each stop.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:42 AM (p4Iex)

465 Rugby is the one true sport. All others pale. Fight me in the octagon.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:42 AM (tAuzy)

466 454

There are drugs and a fine selection of Psychotherapists for chavez the hugo if of course he has an HMO or PPO that covers his particular ICD10 code diagnosis within his regional coverage.......if not

he should drink alot more.......

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:44 AM (kFkpX)

467 182 If we have CDC DOC's commending anything coming out of China......Hhmm

Go to the nearest Home Depot and stock up on N-95 rated masks.

(Must be Obama holdovers)

I actually bought some N-95 masks at Home Depot on Thursday. The 3M masks were all sold out. The Milwaukee brand, same price, same rating, shelf was full. Both probably made in the same factory in China.

Posted by: JB1000 at February 22, 2020 01:46 AM (1nz3P)

468 Yeah Greyhound's not in a position to fight The Man, but I'm keeping my hopes down that they'll even need to.

Most lawless jurisdictions clearly feel emboldened, and why not? Their voters don't appear to care that the law, common sense, and any sense of national citizenship and responsibility are being shredded amidst a real toll in murders, assaults, rapes, and non-violent crimes.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:46 AM (El6T/)

469 Meant to add, and Washington is not taking much effective action or making anyone pay a price, or even risk a price, even politically, even within the president's "own" party.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:47 AM (El6T/)

470 Typing with throbbing finger = not fun. Checking out. Night, all.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 01:48 AM (BaHwF)

471 " then do some moving/shooting with the CZ-83."Posted by: rhomboid


Yours a .32 or .380? looks like a nice conceal carry pistol..

Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 01:48 AM (MkAqo)

472 Name lent itself to a chant.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:23 AM (El6T/)


The Garden had a 'ROO-AHH' chant that would get going when Les Habs visited. Name also lent itself to a chant.

By far the funniest chant I ever heard at the Garden was directed towards Dino Ciccarelli. He did something one game, got whistled for a penalty and lowered his hockey shorts and bent over, showing his ass towards the ref in protest. Whenever his team played thereafter, the sing-song 'Drop Your Drawers, Dino, Drop-Your-Drawers' would echo down from the stands; it was an instant classic.

Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:49 AM (Y8PSl)

473 Spokane woke city officials have been barking about this for the last year. Normally they conduct their searches at the depot. Solution, starting stopping the buses on the highways take s couple hours to process each stop.

A Libyan "comedian" didn't bother to take his immigration papers with him (a legal requirement) to a gig in Spokane, and didn't like being questioned at the Greyhound station returning to Portland, and screamed about it on Twitter.

He told the Portland alt-weekly that he was looking forward to getting his US citizenship, so he could visit his family in Libya. The basis for his asylum claim is that he fled Libya in fear of his life, and would be killed if he had to return to Libya.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2020 01:50 AM (I2/tG)

474 Rugby is the one true sport. All others pale. Fight me in the octagon.
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2

I will see you in the squared circle jabroni.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2020 01:51 AM (SfYbS)

475 467

Sad but true. The key for using an N-95 is to make sure it "fits"....meaning tight.....around your face....otherwise worthless....there is procedure for doing this but unless you work in a hospital, you have to wing it.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:54 AM (kFkpX)

Sundown Joe Biden: I Won't Serve a Second Term If I Lose Mental Acuity

Second term?

If you lose mental acuity?

Dude your neurological state is already "Sub-Potato."


"Look, I guarantee you this: if anything changed in my health making incapable for me to fully exert all the energy and mental acuity that was needed to be done, I give you my word I would not run again," Biden, 77, told a CNN town hall, blood spraying freely from his fucked-up eyeball.

That last clause was a Trumpy Lie.

Meanwhile...

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:20 PM (NgKpN)

2 2

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (YCnWA)

3 Donald Trump smiles much too much.
Michael Bloomberg doles out smile as needed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (WI7YS)

4 3?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (Vf4Y7)

5 Opps. Sorry. Wrong thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (WI7YS)

6 "U.S. Officials"

Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (nRWPy)

7
Sub potato? Beneath Stetler's undescended ovaries?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (zBaqJ)

8 Can't lose what you never had.

The man has been a chucklehead since in front, although not without a certain low cunning and ability to backstab people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (Ewo9R)

9 That corn's been popped.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (Eicbe)

10 3 Donald Trump smiles much too much.
Michael Bloomberg doles out smile as needed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (WI7YS)

Capitalism vs Socialism.

In Capitalism you have so many smiles you can just give them away.

In Socialism, they are strictly rationed to Party Members.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (NgKpN)

11 Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (Vf4Y7)

We were making fun of Bloomy's billboards in the thread below.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (WI7YS)

12 Oh ffs. The Russian Bots!! are trying to help Burrrnie now?

...so should I vote for him in the primary, or someone else?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (0ReGO)

13 I got news.

There ain't no first term, sport

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (YCnWA)

14 Hiya

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (arJlL)

15 Hiya Mrs. Leggy !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (arJlL)

16 what's the thing about RUSSIANS helping Bernie?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 08:24 PM (G546f)

17 He gives you his word as a Biden . . .

Posted by: And He'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday . . . at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (+nWCH)

18 Before I got arrested I was in this hotel in Johannesburg, during the sold-out No Malarkey tour, and I saw Bernie sneaking out of Putin's room with something like mayonnaise all over his mouth. My word as a Rutabaga.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (sWM8x)

19 Does Bloomie pay better than Bernie, that is what I really need to know!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (BiNEL)

20
omg it's that Rushuns story again that's driving me crazy today.

You should hear the "sophisticated" analysis being offered by these MSM idiots. Natasha Bertrand, serious thinker face on: "It could be an attempt to sow chaos throughout the election process."

Please, Kash Patel, just give her what she wants so she'll float happily away and quit annoying us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (G51Gf)

21 But he's willing to serve a first term with no mental acuity? What a mensch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (IT/Xb)

22 I SAW BERNIE SANDERS WITH THE RUSSIANS! HE MET THEM WITH A BLACK CAT UNDER A TREE AT MIDNIGHT!

BERNIE SANDERS IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE RUSSIANS

*collapses in epileptic fit*

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (U7voe)

23
"Yes We Can Can" - Pointer Sisters.

48 years later and it kicks ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (zBaqJ)

24 I mean, can't they make up a new lie for Bernie? They gotta recycle their old Trump lies?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (G546f)

25 Let me be clear, uhh, interference in, umm, another country's democratic, um, process, is unconscionable.

Posted by: B. Hussain Obama at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (DMUuz)

26 ...so should I vote for him in the primary, or someone else?

Vote strategically to thwart whomever you're most afraid of, whoever poses the most danger to Trump.


*tap tap tap*

What? That went over big a Bowling League last night.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (gd9RK)

27 Who's responsible for Joe getting the impression he has gravitas?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

28 "Sub Potato"

Translated to:

Under, underground spud.

You could say; "deep spud."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (3H9h1)

29
what's the thing about RUSSIANS helping Bernie?
Posted by: vmom 2020

=======

It's coming from the wapo, and it's pretty clear that it's the Dem Establishment's attempt to get rid of him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (G51Gf)

30 Joe's promises are worth a bucket of tobaccy spit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (q1Pj5)

31 If he looses metal acuity? Pretty funny, because as it is biden can't count his balls and come up with the number twice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (9Om/r)

32 The first president ever promising to 25th-amendment himself.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Eicbe)

33 A definite insult to the potatos of the world. Joe barely measures up to the inbred rutabaga on a good day.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (C1Lsn)

34 Hiya, JT! I read somewhere that Joe thinks he got arrested in South Africa?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Vf4Y7)

35


New Democratic presidential 2020 frontrunner Bernie Sanders said on Friday that he knew one month ago that the government of Russia was attempting to help his campaign with a new election interference effort. Sanders on Friday was responding to a Washington Post report revealing the Russian interference efforts.




It must break the commie bastards heart that it's not the Soviet Union lending a hand

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Ty/7D)

36 JOE BIDEN ASSURES VOTERS HE'S STILL SHARP ENOUGH TO DEFEAT THE KAISER

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

37 The Deep State would love a president without mental acuity.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

38 > Does Bloomie pay better than Bernie, that is what I really need to know!

Bernie doesn't pay. Bernie gets paid. That's how socialism works, I'm pretty sure.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (Ewo9R)

39 19 Does Bloomie pay better than Bernie, that is what I really need to know!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (BiNEL)

Well, ya know, some of the things Bloomy is having to apologize for? Were correct.

There is a LOT of Black Crime. Stop and Frisk DID work. You should not have to be 'nice' to ALL Women (some don't deserve it).

As I've already been called a Racist and Sexist, I'd be willing to take a couple hundred thousands to defend Bloomy on those comments.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (NgKpN)

40 what's the thing about RUSSIANS helping Bernie?
Posted by: vmom 2020
---
I think they were helping him dressing. That's what I heard.

Posted by: Jack Tripper at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (Eicbe)

41 He should just ask Hillary to be his VP, then he wouldn't have to worry about any 2nd term . . .

Posted by: Biden Didn't Kill Himself . . . at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (+nWCH)

42 Biden, 77, told a CNN town hall, blood spraying freely from his fucked-up eyeball.
That last clause was a Trumpy Lie.

Meanwhile...

Hence, my addiction to ace.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (MTxDQ)

43 Look, if I lose physical acuity, I won't go to the NFL combine. My word as a Hawking.

Posted by: zombie Steven Hawking's synthesizer at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (SfYbS)

44 Joe Biden = UnderSpud.

Posted by: Weasel at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (MVjcR)

45 In case anyone missed the news, the new American Research Group poll has Trump's job approval at 36/60.

Not a single Dem candidate has numbers that bad.

And this is the most recent poll out there.

Posted by: ggreg at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (045k4)

46 I kinda respect that "horse-faced lesbian" comment.

Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (nRWPy)

47 I really want to see Biden spiral and use tons of racial slurs in public.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (P5k1D)

48 "...Biden, 77, told a CNN town hall, blood spraying freely from his fucked-up eyeball."

Joe Biden is a horny toad?

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (aS1PU)

49 lol. Bernie's holding on to that microphone

Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (nFwvY)

50 BERNIE PAID RUSSIAN WHORES TO PISS ON HIM DURING HIS HONEYMOON!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)

51 Campaign song for Russian interference. Dchingis Khan, Moskau. Content warning: German disco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (U7voe)

52 Comrades!!!

Posted by: Bernie at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (a4EWo)

53 Who's responsible for Joe getting the impression he has gravitas?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++
Probably his shrink.

"I promise, Joe. Work with me five hours per day at $500 per hour and I will help you just ooze gravitas."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (IT/Xb)

54 That's odd, because no one, absolutely no one, briefed Trump that Russia was trying to help his presidential campaign.

It's almost like the intelligence agencies are taking sides.

Naaaah, that can't be it.

Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (J9p/P)

55 "BRAIN GOOD!" JOE BIDEN INSISTS IN INSPIRING INTERVIEW

Posted by: CNN at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

56 If I ever become a retard I promise not make non-retarded decisions.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (+DS2f)

57 > American Research Group

Also known as "Three Lies, One Title".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (Ewo9R)

58 Sharpest tool in the shed.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (K22Va)

59 What's ggreg's drug regimen?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

60 >>The first president ever promising to 25th-amendment himself.


Yes!He's at the Bargaining stage of mourning his failed presidential campaign.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (bDqIh)

61 I kinda respect that "horse-faced lesbian" comment.
Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (nRWPy)

Is it bad that one of my thoughts was, "Well... Were they?"

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (U7voe)

62 37 The Deep State would love a president without mental acuity.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

You mean go back to the Obama Regime?

Obama really was not the sharpest tool in the 6 pack.

And then with Biden as VP? Boys about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (NgKpN)

63 I want to see him sniff hellary's hair. No. Not that hair. The 'other' hair. That would be a real voter motivator.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (UUkQp)

64 Heard from a non AoSHQ source today that a Big Mike / Cankles ticket would unify the Dem party after the first to n-1 ballot.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (q1Pj5)

65 There used to be a modicum of respect for taters around here.

Posted by: B. Stetler at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

66 Well, if Sanders is elected president he could decide to revisit some of the places he visited during his honeymoon trip to the then-USSR (provided those places are still around), paid for by the US taxpayer.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (nRNOc)

67 What's ggreg's drug regimen?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

"Yes"

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (U7voe)

68 ... I will help you just ooze gravitas."


Joe thought he said grabbin' ass.

Posted by: no good deed at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (MmFTx)

69 Who's responsible for Joe getting the impression he has gravitas?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (Uu+Jp)
---
C'mon man! Everybody's got gravity ass! It just happens as you get older.

Posted by: Anonymous Former VP at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (Eicbe)

70 Unterkartoffel. Always more scientificky in Kraut.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (C1Lsn)

71 Of course the Russians are helping Bernie's campaign, just like they helped the Green Party the last time around.

The Russians don't want Trump, the Russians want electoral chaos. Besides, banning fracking in the United States is a key Russian foreign policy goal.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (I2/tG)

72 By the way, I love Biden's arrogance - If he gets elected, and if he loses your marbles, I promise you won't be re-elected, asshole.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (+DS2f)

73 what's the thing about RUSSIANS helping Bernie?
Posted by: vmom 2020
---
I think they were helping him dressing. That's what I heard.

-
And they keep the kids off his lawn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (+y/Ru)

74 "ME FOR PRESUDENT!" JOE BIDEN TELLS RALLY IN IHOP BATHROOM

Posted by: CNN at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

75 Meet my friend ggerg. He's nobody's fool, believe you me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (sWM8x)

76 He's like Basil Faulty - "Whatever you do, don't mention the dementia!"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (LWu6U)

77 There used to be a modicum of respect for taters around here.

Posted by: B. Stetler at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (DMUuz)
---
What's taters, eh?

Posted by: Smeagol at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Eicbe)

78 > Heard from a non AoSHQ source today that a Big Mike / Cankles ticket would unify the Dem party after the first to n-1 ballot.

Bloomberg isn't anywhere near that stupid. He's evil, not retarded.

Not even Eric Swalwell is that stupid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Ewo9R)

79 The Deep State would love a president without mental acuity.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Wait... I had something...
Scroll back...

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (SfYbS)

80 54 That's odd, because no one, absolutely no one, briefed Trump that Russia was trying to help his presidential campaign.

It's almost like the intelligence agencies are taking sides.

Naaaah, that can't be it.
Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (J9p/P)

You mean like the Intel folks just told CONGRESS? That the Russians were helping Trump, without bothering to tell the PRESIDENT of the US, who they work for that information?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (NgKpN)

81 ARG! Lol!
ARG is a black sheep of the polling world; I repeatedly heard it singled out for scorn by other pollsters."


Even the lefties say it sucks. Literally has the WORST record. Go away little troll.

Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (nRWPy)

82 the places he visited during his honeymoon trip to the then-USSR (provided those places are still around), paid for by the US taxpayer.

Yaroslavl welcomes You!

Posted by: Yaroslavl Tourism Association! at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (I2/tG)

83 Rd

Posted by: Taylork at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (+AUVB)

84 The Spooks must figure they are well and truly screwed. So . . . Charge The Ambush is the plan.
We launched an unauthorized surveillance on trump based on no actual evidence . . . because that's EXACTLY how the Russians penetrate all the other campaigns!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (8AONa)

85 It's coming from the wapo, and it's pretty clear that it's the Dem Establishment's attempt to get rid of him.

Yep.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (dUJdY)

86 Biden challenged a guy to an IQ test in his 1988 run after being asked about his education . He pulled out the IQ challenge again in 2019 in Iowa when someone asked him about Hunter's involvement in Ukraine.

The dude has not been mentally well for decades.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

87 The first president with a wandering prevention ankle bracelet.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

88 Hiya, JT! I read somewhere that Joe thinks he got arrested in South Africa?
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy

He was working undercover with Corn Pop !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (arJlL)

89 It's almost like the intelligence agencies are taking sides.
Naaaah, that can't be it.
Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (J9p/P)



That's inconceivable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (BiNEL)

90 what are the odds Joe will even remember his promise?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (NhgkA)

91 Bloomberg isn't anywhere near that stupid. He's evil, not retarded.

Bloomberg didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Memes From The Future! at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (I2/tG)

92 >>Heard from a non AoSHQ source today that a Big Mike / Cankles ticket would unify the Dem party after the first to n-1 ballot.


Yeah, that's the ticket! Do it, DNC!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (bDqIh)

93 > Heard from a non AoSHQ source today that a Big
Mike / Cankles ticket would unify the Dem party after the first to n-1
ballot.



Bloomberg isn't anywhere near that stupid. He's evil, not retarded.



Not even Eric Swalwell is that stupid.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Ewo9R)

Not Bloomie, the other Big Mike aka Wookie aka Mooch.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (q1Pj5)

94 Clint Eastwood, another libertarian willing to usher in authoritarian socialism because trump isn't genteel enough. Keep saying that as Bloomberg has his boot on your throat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (VHKq8)

95 I so hope Crazy Uncle Joe is trounced tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (ZCEU2)

96 There is a LOT of Black Crime. Stop and Frisk DID work. You should not have to be 'nice' to ALL Women (some don't deserve it).

As I've already been called a Racist and Sexist, I'd be willing to take a couple hundred thousands to defend Bloomy on those comments.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (NgKpN)

Oh, he wasn't wrong about a the crime stuff. It's just funny that he's having to flagellate himself in front of these people so they'll let him have a sniff.

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (U7voe)

97 what are the odds Joe will even remember his promise?

Or his name.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (dUJdY)

98 76 He's like Basil Faulty - "Whatever you do, don't mention the dementia!"
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (LWu6U)


I'll have a prawn cocktail, a gran mal seizure and the Hermann Goering...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (zBaqJ)

99 what are the odds Joe will even remember his promise?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (NhgkA)
---
The same odds of his ever being President. 0.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (Eicbe)

100 Hiya, JT! I read somewhere that Joe thinks he got arrested in South Africa?
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Vf4Y7)


He did! I was there and busted him out. Those Boers are tough dudes but we escaped.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (aS1PU)

101 Thanks Joe but I wasn't worried about it.

Posted by: DaveA at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (FhXTo)

102 Mr Putin, stop your rei...

...

Where's my strained peas?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (2B9A/)

103 Funny how gerg finds the polls that are the extreme outliers and finds them definitive, no?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

104 26 ...so should I vote for him in the primary, or someone else?

Vote strategically to thwart whomever you're most afraid of, whoever poses the most danger to Trump.

*tap tap tap*

What? That went over big a Bowling League last night.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (gd9RK)

From what I can tell, the only candidate that has a prayer of damaging Trump in the slightest is SMOD, and even that's iffy: you know, Space Force.

Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (J9p/P)

105 78 > Heard from a non AoSHQ source today that a Big Mike / Cankles ticket would unify the Dem party after the first to n-1 ballot.

Bloomberg isn't anywhere near that stupid. He's evil, not retarded.

Not even Eric Swalwell is that stupid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Ewo9R)

Bernie Bros would go nutso.

Blacks would stay home.

Gays would be unhappy as Mayor Pete gets shafted.

And a whole bunch of Dems would be going 'why do we have primaries anyway, if the folks we 'pick' are either not running at all, or not running in most states'

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (NgKpN)

106 I blame those around Joe as the cause of the problem. Letting an old man making a fool of himself in public, fading away.. They are mean people for allowing that to happen.

Joe is having good days, and bad days.

The trend is definitely not his friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (OP2H/)

107 > Not Bloomie, the other Big Mike aka Wookie aka Mooch.

Ah, I thought you were using "Big" sarcastically.

Mooch is DEFINITELY not that stupid. She's also way too lazy to take on the job of President.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (Ewo9R)

108 no joe, the potato goes in the front of the speedo.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (KP5rU)

109
... the new American Research Group poll...


Who??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (VYGvH)

110 Does Joe remember his name, what day of the week it is and where he is?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

111 55 "BRAIN GOOD!" JOE BIDEN INSISTS IN INSPIRING INTERVIEW
Posted by: CNN at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (oVJmc)


"NO THINK I."

- - Horta Biden

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (zBaqJ)

112 I don't doubt the Russians are just trolling at this point.

Likely the folks they are "helping" the most are the ones they least want to see in the White House.

That's what I would do, if I was Pootin.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (hku12)

113 The Russians don't want Trump, the Russians want electoral chaos. Besides, banning fracking in the United States is a key Russian foreign policy goal.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


I am not surprised by much, but I am surprised at how so many people really believe that Russia wants Trump. It is the most ignorant idea I can imagine.

Now I know a lot are just saying this, and a lot are too stupid to put on their own pants, but You must have a brain made of pay-doh to work in intelligence, and be briefing the Congress, and to say anything so foolish.

Where did barry find such fools? and So many of them!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (LWu6U)

114 Biden/Limbaugh 2020: The Ticket Where Each Has Half His Brain Tied Behind His Back

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (+y/Ru)

115 SECRET SERVICE TAKES PRESIDENT BIDEN'S CAR KEYS FOR HIS OWN SAFETY

Posted by: CNN at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

116 > He was working undercover with Corn Pop !

New TV Series: Plugs-a-Poppin'.

A senile machine politician and a hood rat team up to fight crime.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Ewo9R)

117
the new American Research Group poll..


This is like citing a poll from the offices of The Nation magazine, except substituting The Nation for a unknown leftist blog.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (VYGvH)

118 blame those around Joe as the cause of the problem. Letting an old man making a fool of himself in public, fading away.. They are mean people for allowing that to happen.


Its "Dr" Jill pushing it.

Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (nRWPy)

119 Next Debate:

First Questions for Biden, "Joe what day of the week is it today? What is today's date?. What did you have for lunch? What city are we in?"

I bet $100 he gets half them wrong, or doesn't answer them.


Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (+0uDE)

120 Expect Biden to walk off the debate stage to go find his car keys

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (RUEc6)

121 I'll have a prawn cocktail, a gran mal seizure and the Hermann Goering...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The hors d'oeuvres must be obeyed without question.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (SfYbS)

122 Ah, I thought you were using "Big" sarcastically.



Mooch is DEFINITELY not that stupid. She's also way too lazy to take on the job of President.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (Ewo9R)

Well, there is that point.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (q1Pj5)

123

It was only that one time, I was young and needed the money, I swear!

Posted by: Joey Wormtongue at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (w3OLr)

124 The Russians don't want Trump, the Russians want electoral chaos. Besides, banning fracking in the United States is a key Russian foreign policy goal.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (I2/tG)

They don't even have to *do* anything. Just make some transparent feint, then sit back, take shots of Stoli and laugh their asses off as the Left and the FBI run around and crash into each other like idiots.

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (U7voe)

125 Joe, you won't win the Iowa caucus if you lose mental acuity.

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Y9zp1)

126 Over in Moscow, Vlad Putin is playing hockey, riding horses, eliminating the occasional enemy, and laughing his ass off.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (C1Lsn)

127 So wait. They briefed the communist that Russia is trying to help his campaign? Was that so he could send them a thank you note?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (rLZe7)

128 Biden's loose dentures and bloody eyeball battle it out for supremacy inside his skull. The brain is nearby, KOed on the canvas.

Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (N9G0H)

129 Why haven't the NeverTrumpers ever pushed for Tulsi? The least insane of this socialist group.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)

130 106 I blame those around Joe as the cause of the problem. Letting an old man making a fool of himself in public, fading away.. They are mean people for allowing that to happen.

Joe is having good days, and bad days.

The trend is definitely not his friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (OP2H/)


I agree, the same thought occurs to me that the people running Joe have to be the most vicious exploiters the planet has ever seen, propping up a senile old man just so they can regain power.

Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (J9p/P)

131 >>>I won't serve a second term if I lose my mental acuity.


How will he know that he's lost his mental acuity if he's lost his mental acuity?

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (xPl2J)

132 no joe, the potato goes in the front of the speedo.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM


We'd love it if he wore a Speedo.

Posted by: Female Secret Service Agents at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (DMUuz)

133 And this is the most recent poll out there.
Posted by: ggreg at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (045k4)


He just now pulled it out of his ass.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (aS1PU)

134 It ain't me!! Nobody saw me! You can't prove a thing!! I'm innocent!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (4R6Rp)

135 >>Not Bloomie, the other Big Mike aka Wookie aka Mooch.

Even funnier.
You think either of those bitchez wants to tether themselves to the other for the next 4 years?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (bDqIh)

136 "NO THINK I."

- - Horta Biden
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (zBaqJ)

Obligatory: Simple Jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQiUpllWe3Y

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (U7voe)

137 If I lose mental acuity, I will choose Hillary Clinton as my running mate. Did that come out right?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (Y9zp1)

138 129 Why haven't the NeverTrumpers ever pushed for Tulsi? The least insane of this socialist group.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)


This. I actually had this brainwave earlier. Of all of them, she is the least insane sounding, relatively attractive minus the crater face and could fake being normal better than all of them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (zBaqJ)

139 He was working undercover with Corn Pop !



New TV Series: Plugs-a-Poppin'.



A senile machine politician and a hood rat team up to fight crime.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Ewo9R)


ahahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (Ty/7D)

140 Wait until Joey Bidet forgets to unzip

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (LAKH5)

141 It must break the commie bastards heart that it's not the Soviet Union lending a hand

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Ty/7D)


I don't give that old Commie any slack. He's old enough to have seen first hand how oppressive the Soviet Union was. He might be deluding himself that HE would be the guy "to do Communism right" but plenty of the Bernie Bros know that you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette -- they want to put the eeeeeeeeeeevil counter-revolutionaries in camps.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (00fXp)

142 the new American Research Group poll..
====
5-time winner of the Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence Award.

And a few Buckeye News Hawk trophies, as well.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 08:39 PM (8AONa)

143 How will he know that he's lost his mental acuity if he's lost his mental acuity?

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (xPl2J)
---
That's a CONSPIRACY THEORY!!

Posted by: Demedia at February 21, 2020 08:39 PM (Eicbe)

144 Clint Eastwood, another libertarian willing to usher in authoritarian socialism because trump isn't genteel enough.

Wut?

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:39 PM (MTxDQ)

145 > We'd love it if he wore a Speedo.

> Posted by: Female Secret Service Agents

Now, now, I know it must be hard to keep your mind on your job when exposed to the magnificent splendor of Biden's wrinkly junk, but that's why you're trained professionals.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:39 PM (Ewo9R)

146 112 I don't doubt the Russians are just trolling at this point.

Likely the folks they are "helping" the most are the ones they least want to see in the White House.

That's what I would do, if I was Pootin.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (hku12)

this whole Russia Russia Russia thing is a Deep State MSM lie.

Putin is not paying attention to anything in the US right now, he is busy rewriting his own Constitution and putting together a new Government (Jan 15 his entire Government resigned at his request).

THAT is the story we should be talking about vis a vis Russia. THAT is a big deal, not a few social media accounts.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (NgKpN)

147 Next Debate:



First Questions for Biden, "Joe what day of the week is it today?
What is today's date?. What did you have for lunch? What city are we
in?"



I bet $100 he gets half them wrong, or doesn't answer them.







Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (+0uDE)


Joe Biden: My answer is you're a lying dog faced pony soldier.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Ty/7D)

148

Why haven't the NeverTrumpers ever pushed for Tulsi? The least insane of this socialist group.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth



I suppose it's for the same reason they aren't even considering Bill Weld -- they want to get behind someone who can actually win.

They don't even care about pretending to be principled, anymore. The only thing they want is President Trump defeated.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (VYGvH)

149

Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney told a crowd at a private gathering in England on Wednesday night that the Trump administration "needs more immigrants" for the U.S. economy to continue growing, according to an audio recording of his remarks obtained by The Washington Post.

"We are desperate -- desperate -- for more people," Mulvaney said. "We are running out of people to fuel the economic growth that we've had in our nation over the last four years. We need more immigrants."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (aKsyK)

150 BIDEN CONFUSES U.N. WITH EWEN McGREGOR

Posted by: CNN at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (oVJmc)

151 I heard Putin uses a bear for a condom. Shit, I can't even use a condom for a condom.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (sWM8x)

152 Wait until Joey Bidet forgets to unzip
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (LAKH5)
---
I'm waiting for him to face the wrong way at the podium ala Frank Drebbin.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Eicbe)

153 Right now, Joe is trying to get that Captain and Tennille cassette out of his Trans Am's tape deck with a butter knife.

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (YCnWA)

154 That's what I would do, if I was Pootin.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM


Why poot when you can rip?

Posted by: Eric S. at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (DMUuz)

155 153 Right now, Joe is trying to get that Captain and Tennille cassette out of his Trans Am's tape deck with a butter knife.
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (YCnWA)



"Fuck you! 8-Track!"

- - J. Bidet

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (zBaqJ)

156
From what I can tell, the only candidate that has a prayer of damaging Trump in the slightest is SMOD, and even that's iffy: you know, Space Force.

Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (J9p/P)

Ahem!

Posted by: Coronavirus and Chinas Economy at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (+0uDE)

157 And this is the most recent poll out there.
Posted by: ggreg at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (045k4)

Even Mother Jones Magazine has no respect for ARG. LOLGF

Posted by: April at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

158 Sundown Joe Biden: I Won't Serve a Second Term If I Lose Mental Acuity

Wut? He's already a hop, a skip, and a jump away from playing handball with his own shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (78Xqz)

159 Wait until Joey Bidet forgets to unzip

Better than the alternative.

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (Y9zp1)

160 I'm waiting for him to face the wrong way at the podium ala Frank Drebbin.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Eicbe)
---------

Didn't he do that at an appearance a few months ago? I think I saw the video right here at the HQ.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (/669Q)

161 > BIDEN CONFUSES U.N. WITH EWEN McGREGOR

Who he then further confuses with that one Mormon dude who ran against Trump.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (Ewo9R)

162 149 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (aKsyK)

Had this this morning. Concerned and hoping it's a fake news item.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (zBaqJ)

163 153 Right now, Joe is trying to get that Captain and Tennille cassette out of his Trans Am's tape deck with a butter knife.
Posted by: jsg


Joe is trying to get that Captain and Tennille cassette 8-track out of his Trans Am's tape deck with a butter knife.

FTFY

Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (N9G0H)

164 I'm sharp as a tack, Mrs. Doubtfire! Can I have cookies for dinner?

Posted by: Joe BIden at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

165 Look at all the bernie bros thanking russia for their support. Meanwhile, they call everyone a russianbot. You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: ryukyu at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (vKhgw)

166 >>Why haven't the NeverTrumpers ever pushed for Tulsi? The least insane of this socialist group.

Because they are the neocons who demanded we insert the US into every regional war around the world and Tulsi is against US intervention, particularly in the ME?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (bDqIh)

167 You
Hair
Touch
I
-Joe Biden the Horta

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (2B9A/)

168 In case anyone missed the news, the new American Research Group poll has Trump's job approval at 36/60.

Posted by: ggreg at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (045k4)/i]

You're sure that that's not the over/under on your IQ?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (78Xqz)

169 Meanwhile, they call everyone a russianbot. You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: ryukyu at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (vKhgw)

*Shifty eyes*

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (4R6Rp)

170 Will he have the mental acuity to recognize when he's losing mental acuity?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

171 My
Fringe
Hair
You
Touch
-Joe Biden the Horta

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)

172 Gerg ignores Gallup and those other rubes with those high Trump approvals, goes right for ARG.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

173 Sit
on
Daddy
Lap
Girl
-Joe Biden the Horta

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)

174 If it was 8-track, it would be Peaches and Herb.

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (YCnWA)

175
You
Skinnydip
Watch
I

- Joe Horta

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (Eicbe)

176 "Fuck you! 8-Track!"

Pull it out, it's eating it!

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (K22Va)

177 Because they are the neocons who demanded we insert the US into every regional war around the world and Tulsi is against US intervention, particularly in the ME?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (bDqIh)

Also, she's better looking than and more intelligent than 98% of them.

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (U7voe)

178 163 153 Right now, Joe is trying to get that Captain and Tennille cassette out of his Trans Am's tape deck with a butter knife.
Posted by: jsg

Joe is trying to get that Captain and Tennille cassette 8-track out of his Trans Am's tape deck with a butter knife.

FTFY
Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (N9G0H)

Beat you @ 155

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)

179 Luckily, Biden's leg hairs have achieved sentience and can rule in his stead. even as his head lolled impotently at the end of his neck. A rotating squad of black children can keep the leg-hairs awake with constant stroking, up and down, up and down.

Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (N9G0H)

180 174 If it was 8-track, it would be Peaches and Herb.
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (YCnWA)


The De Franco Family or Gilbert O'Sullivan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)

181
147 Next Debate:
First Questions for Biden, "Joe what day of the week is it today? What is today's date?. What did you have for lunch? What city are we in?"

I bet $100 he gets half them wrong, or doesn't answer them.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (+0uDE)

Joe Biden: My answer is you're a lying dog faced pony soldier.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Ty/7D)

------

My Mother uses evasive tactics too. Fortunately she is not that angry yet. Alzheimers is a bitch.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (+0uDE)

182 As for the domestic political scene, Mr. Eastwood seems disheartened. "The politics has gotten so ornery," he says, hunching his shoulders in resignation. He approves of "certain things that Trump's done" but wishes the president would act "in a more genteel way, without tweeting and calling people names. I would personally like for him to not bring himself to that level." As he drives me back to my hotel, he expresses an affinity for another former mayor: "The best thing we could do is just get Mike Bloomberg in there."

-
I guess Little Gulp is genteel on his mind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)

183 And, if I'm elected, I promise to have daily memory care sessions in the White House!

Posted by: What Was Ny Name Again? at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (I2/tG)

184 *Shifty eyes*
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (4R6Rp)

Between you and LadyL, I will expect ibguy's next MOME to be like the scene in Invasion of the Body Snatchers where Sutherland points and screams.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (2B9A/)

185 In ARG's last poll "receiving a blowjob" had a 23% approval rating.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (xPl2J)

186
Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney told a crowd at a private gathering in England on Wednesday night that the Trump administration "needs more immigrants" for the U.S. economy to continue growing, according to an audio recording of his remarks obtained by The Washington Post.

"We are desperate -- desperate -- for more people," Mulvaney said. "We are running out of people to fuel the economic growth that we've had in our nation over the last four years. We need more immigrants."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

=======

I'd be okay with some Eastern European professionals.

Maybe a bracero program that actually somehow tracks its enrollees.

We've always said we have no problem with LEGAL immigration. Work permits, visas, that sort of thing, which require evidence that you're not likely to become a burden on the state -- and no option to bring your extended family.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (G51Gf)

187 185 In ARG's last poll "receiving a blowjob" had a 23% approval rating.
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (xPl2J)

I call bullshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (2B9A/)

188
I mean, even if we assume the "US officials" are sincere and informed, here's how I imagine the meeting with Bernie went:

Senator Sanders, we believe there are bad actors out there, online, who are obnoxious, and rude, and threatening who are posing as your most ardent supporters and are really Russian agents.

Meanwhile, Bernie sitting there thinking, um, yeah, these ARE my supporters.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (VYGvH)

189 If I win the 2020 primaries, I guarantee you I will win the 2021 primaries.

Posted by: Anonymous Former VP at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (Eicbe)

190 I don't give that old Commie any slack. He's old enough to have seen first hand how oppressive the Soviet Union was.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (00fXp)


I visited the USSR in the 80s, and it sucked donkey dick. It was terrible. Nothing worked, shops had bugger-all for sale, it was basically Mexico with nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (78Xqz)

191 I can see him stridin' out of the latest debate
Think's he's riding real high, but he's sealed his fate
Sundown, you better take care
Warren's sending your head right back to Delaware
Sundown, you're talking out there
But we all know your campaign is going nowhere

You were leading in the standings, but that's come and gone
Now you're fading real fast and your voters moved on
Sometimes, I think it's a shame
You can't see when you're runnin' that you're comin' up lame
Sometimes, I think it's a shame
You're a three time loser, in the end that's your fame

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (CUU+W)

192

Joe Biden the the Lloyd Bridge character from the Hot Shots movies. In fact if you put up quotes from that character they would indistinguishable from what Biden would say

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (Ty/7D)

193 The De Franco Family or Gilbert O'Sullivan.


Alone Again, Naturally goes on *after* the convention.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (gd9RK)

194 "Dude your neurological state is already "Sub-Potato."

An ace classic. Come for the snark, stay for the zombie / J.J. Sefton analysis.

And J.J., zombie is listed first because she is a shimmering, tall lady of the bay with long flowing hair. With a sword.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

195 Biden's campaign song is the song from THE VILLAGES commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (oVJmc)

196
Had this this morning. Concerned and hoping it's a fake news item.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Tucker ran with it tonight. The text I quoted was from the Washington Post.

https://tinyurl.com/u5q7dk9

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (aKsyK)

197 Mike Bloomberg is the kindest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever encountered in my entire life.

OK. Where's my check?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (ZbwAu)

198 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (00fXp)

In socialist society, head man doesn't do heavy lifting, that's why large "security" staff required for details!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (BiNEL)

199 156
From what I can tell, the only candidate that has a prayer of damaging Trump in the slightest is SMOD, and even that's iffy: you know, Space Force.

Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (J9p/P)

Ahem!
Posted by: Coronavirus and Chinas Economy at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (+0uDE)

I'll up you SARS, although the jury's out on that.

Trump's gonna roger China's economy from behind. We have manufacturing capability again, and as China wanes, the US will be poised to fill the gap.

Unless we elect a communist, of course. And by Communist, I mean Democrat.

Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (J9p/P)

200 'Mr. Biden, open your mouth, you have to eat some of your oatmeal. Remember you promised if I let you sniff my hair.'

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (UUkQp)

201 Horde immigration checklist:

Is she hot?
Does she make good sandwiches?
Does she like guns?

If yes to two out of three, let her in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (LAKH5)

202 122 -- She could do what her arm candy did -- outsource the job and keep all the perks. I'm sure the lobster population has managed to increase a little since Mooch now has to buy her own groceries.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (rxdfD)

203 > I heard Putin uses a bear for a condom.

Big deal. I'll bet he doesn't have a wig for his heart.

Posted by: George Washington at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (Ewo9R)

204 Between you and LadyL, I will expect ibguy's next MOME to be like the scene in Invasion of the Body Snatchers where Sutherland points and screams.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (2B9A/)

We're both gonna be at the TXMoMe, as well. Double trouble.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (4R6Rp)

205 in the next debate,i would love to see joe drive his trans am onstage, doing donuts, knocking over all the lecturns, jump out, duke style, screaming, "top that shit pussies!"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (KP5rU)

206 The nice thing is that we know Joe will be happy because when he doesn't win, they'll still tell him he did.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)

207 The De Franco Family or Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)

Holy crap watched a bit of abra cadabra by the Defranco's

That is some terrible mess there.

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (YCnWA)

208 As for the domestic political scene, Mr. Eastwood seems disheartened. "The politics has gotten so ornery," he says, hunching his shoulders in resignation. He approves of "certain things that Trump's done" but wishes the president would act "in a more genteel way, without tweeting and calling people names. I would personally like for him to not bring himself to that level." As he drives me back to my hotel, he expresses an affinity for another former mayor: "The best thing we could do is just get Mike Bloomberg in there."

Clint, Clint, Clint. Stop. Just stop, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (78Xqz)

209

I just have a strong hunch that 75% of this "US officials/Russia/Bernie" story is bullshit.

I have a feeling that when it unfolds it will be a bit different...and more insidious.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (VYGvH)

210 As for the domestic political scene, Mr. Eastwood seems disheartened. "The politics has gotten so ornery," he says, hunching his shoulders in resignation. He approves of "certain things that Trump's done" but wishes the president would act "in a more genteel way, without tweeting and calling people names. I would personally like for him to not bring himself to that level." As he drives me back to my hotel, he expresses an affinity for another former mayor: "The best thing we could do is just get Mike Bloomberg in there."

-
I guess Little Gulp is genteel on his mind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)


Shit. Clint Eastwood has cashed in on the that sweet $2500/mo. paycheck.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (aS1PU)

211 If it was 8-track, it would be...

Mind Games - George Harrison.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 08:49 PM (3H9h1)

212 Hey ggerg!

Let us in on who is paying you and how much?

I bet half the horde will play along with you just for shits and giggles, "O Noes! All is Lost!"

We could really have fun with something like that!

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:49 PM (+0uDE)

213 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (G51Gf)

Some of the best guys I've worked with were from the former Eastern Bloc. Czech, Poland, Yugo (ok they weren't Soviet, but you know). They came from systems that sucked a fat one and aren't keen to live like that.

My Czech co-worker told me what a culture shock it was when he came to the US and people on job sites actually made plans to make sure nobody got killed. Places in Eastern Europe and the Mediterranean he'd worked before, nobody gave a shit-- million more where you came from.

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:49 PM (U7voe)

214 Once the talking point gets out there it is spread like cow shit in a field, and Rush played a dozen Leftist heads parroting Russia is working on keeping Trump in office.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 08:49 PM (ZCEU2)

215 My Mother uses evasive tactics too. Fortunately she is not that angry yet. Alzheimers is a bitch.
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (+0uDE)

Before we knew dad had brain cancer, I came to visit after work one night then left. Next day came over again and he had a bandage on his forehead. He told me and his best friend I pushed him down. Geez. I know he caught the toe of his slipper on the one step into the kitchen. He was always a joker, but I haven't gotten over that one.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:49 PM (MTxDQ)

216 I visited the USSR in the 80s, and it sucked donkey
dick. It was terrible. Nothing worked, shops had bugger-all for sale, it
was basically Mexico with nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (78Xqz)

Not to mention the quality of the toilet paper...

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (nRNOc)

217 126 Over in Moscow, Vlad Putin is playing hockey, riding horses, eliminating the occasional enemy, and laughing his ass off.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (C1Lsn)


And the generals in the Kremlin are STILL facepalming and asking, "We lost to *these* guys?"

Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (KXHve)

218 It's the gravitas that's makes my old man balls dangle so low.

Posted by: Joe Biden's bleeding eye at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (9dzlp)

219 207 The De Franco Family or Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)

Holy crap watched a bit of abra cadabra by the Defranco's

That is some terrible mess there.
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (YCnWA)


My junior high years. Sigh...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (zBaqJ)

220 201 Horde immigration checklist:

Is she hot?
Does she make good sandwiches?
Does she like guns?

If yes to two out of three, let her in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (LAKH5)

Is she like a lot of Women, who fall in love with you, but then want to FIX you?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (NgKpN)

221 Respect by gravitah!

Posted by: Anonymous Former VP at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (Eicbe)

222 Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (CUU+W)

*golfclap*

That was damn near perfect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:51 PM (2B9A/)

223 In ARG's last poll "receiving a blowjob" had a 23% approval rating.

Posted by: mark1971

=====
This will be used to explain the difference between a random and non-random sample.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 08:51 PM (8AONa)

224
I just have a strong hunch that 75% of this "US officials/Russia/Bernie" story is bullshit.

======

Of course it is. Joe Maguire "briefed" the House whatever (Intel?) committee that Russia is open to colluding with Trump again to get him reelected. Evidence offered: none.

I haven't bothered to find out the source of the Bernie story, but it's obviously an attempt to get him out of the race and nothing more.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:51 PM (G51Gf)

225 208 As for the domestic political scene, Mr. Eastwood seems disheartened. "The politics has gotten so ornery," he says, hunching his shoulders in resignation. He approves of "certain things that Trump's done" but wishes the president would act "in a more genteel way, without tweeting and calling people names. I would personally like for him to not bring himself to that level." As he drives me back to my hotel, he expresses an affinity for another former mayor: "The best thing we could do is just get Mike Bloomberg in there."

Clint, Clint, Clint. Stop. Just stop, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (78Xqz)

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Tomorrow's Headline in TMZ:
In unrelated news, Clint Eastwoods Production Company just received a Billion Dollar Cash infusion.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:52 PM (+0uDE)

226 Is she like a lot of Women, who fall in love with you, but then want to FIX you?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (NgKpN)


In the veterinary sense?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:52 PM (78Xqz)

227 oh ggregg darling about your American Research Group:



As of November 2019, ARG received a B rating from FiveThirtyEight. FiveThirtyEight's Nate Silver has long critiqued ARG. In 2008, he wrote in Daily Kos about their poor track record and later challenged Bennett to a polling contest that the latter did not take up. ARG was noted by Silver as performing particularly poorly in the 2012 US presidential election: "Polls by American Research Group ... largely missed the mark ... American Research Group has long been unreliable." In 2016, Washington Monthly noted of ARG, based on FiveThirtyEight's analysis, that they have a slight Republican bias but more importantly, "They do not appear to be good at their jobs."



In the 2008 US presidential primaries, ARG were "dead last among the nine organizations that polled in 10 or more contests" for accuracy.



You stick with them junior

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:52 PM (Ty/7D)

228 Impossible to know 1) the full context of Mulvaney's remarks 2) whether the quote is accurate all. But it is plausible, unfortunately.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 08:52 PM (El6T/)

229 A billboard from Donald, Jr.: https://bit.ly/2T63liz

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (QrTqV)

230

"The best thing we could do is just get Mike Bloomberg in there."

Is this a real quote?
Because I don't believe it. I mean, I don't believe it whether it's supposed to be real or not. Is there video or audio?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (VYGvH)

231
*golfclap*

That was damn near perfect.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

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Great!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (G51Gf)

232 Is she like a lot of Women, who fall in love with you, but then want to FIX you?
Posted by: Romeo13

---

Any domesticated cat or dog will tell you: Don't let anyone FIX you!

Posted by: RKae at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (/fWqi)

233 And if Bloomberg did invest in Clint Eastwood's Malpaso company, he would likely get a decent profit back.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (+0uDE)

234 Thought it was the killer rabbit... aarrrrggg

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (LAKH5)

235 Is she hot?
Does she make good sandwiches?
Does she like guns?

If yes to two out of three, let her in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (LAKH5)

Yes, but kinda no.

Is she insane?
Will she stay with you only until the green card comes through?
Is she an America-hater who can't stop talking shit even though she came here because her home country sucks?

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (U7voe)

236 I'm really beginning to believe that TuCa is huffing Amphetamine salts or something...he's upset that America needs skilled labor - Mick Milvaney may want more immigrants so labor production rates stay competitive, but he doesn't want "illegal" low skill immigrants. There is a lot more to running a country and keeping GDP expanding than they taught TuCa at Trinity College.

Posted by: Boswell at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (32YRo)

237
A fascinating offer: "I think I'm losing it mentally, but don't let that deter you from voting for me!"

What the everloving fuck? That is the "leading candidate" of a major party saying that? The lot of 'em should be bundled up and put in a loony bin with no possibility of ever being let out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (pNxlR)

238 Bloomie's claiming he "rebuilt after 9/11"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (IT/Xb)

239 ggreg, give it up. You KNOW Trump is going to bury whomever you Reds choose as the sacrificial goat.

This is known.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (78Xqz)

240 I visited the USSR in the 80s, and it sucked donkey
dick. It was terrible. Nothing worked, shops had bugger-all for sale, it was basically Mexico with nuclear weapons.


I got to spend a bunch of commie and immediately post-commie time in the 80s and early 90s. A fave was staying at government dachas in Belarus. The places reserved for their high and mighty.

They were the kind of lake cabin an American car worker might have had in the 50s.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (gd9RK)

241 Romeo13

So you have been to the musical "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change"?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

242 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (78Xqz)

I call bullshit. So for the entire interview he didn't mention Bloomberg but on the drive to the hotel he provided a going away statement with no explanation. I expect a retraction any day now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (2DOZq)

243
I vote for more East European hottie models. Czech, Hungarian, etc, etc.

Seriously, there is indeed what could be called a "hottie visa". Anthony Weiner helped sponsor it. They like to keep if quiet, but dirty old men members of Congress do help out on this front.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (rCwaK)

244 As of November 2019, ARG received a B rating from FiveThirtyEight....
In the 2008 US presidential primaries, ARG were "dead last among the nine organizations that polled in 10 or more contests" for accuracy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:52 PM (Ty/7D)


So they got a B grade. Above average.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (aS1PU)

245
In 2016, Washington Monthly noted of ARG, based on FiveThirtyEight's analysis, that they have a slight Republican bias...


Yeah. A slight FAKE Republican bias.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:55 PM (VYGvH)

246 My mind to your mind.
My thoughts to your thoughts.
My schwanz to your...

Posted by: Alternative Vulcan Mind Meld Therapy at February 21, 2020 08:55 PM (Ewo9R)

247 Remember, Mulvaney's remarks to ADAM SCHIFF's COMMITTEE were then 'leaked' to the NEW YORK TIMES.

There's no way you're getting an accurate report.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

248 Clint, Clint, Clint. Stop. Just stop, OK?

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I think they're making a big deal out of absolutely nothing. Looks like a pretty casual conversation during an interview with a WSJ reporter. I would say that it falls far short of an endorsement for Little Big Gulp. It'd be like me saying the Broncos ought to get Tom Brady in there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:55 PM (+y/Ru)

249
Uncle Joe is worse than my 92 yr old father. He's in some "cognitive decline", and I was telling Miley he's actually better than Biden's displayed behavior.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 08:55 PM (rCwaK)

250 Is she like a lot of Women, who fall in love with you, but then want to FIX you?


I never saw it but there was a show called "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (gd9RK)

251
Some of the best guys I've worked with were from the former Eastern Bloc. Czech, Poland, Yugo (ok they weren't Soviet, but you know). They came from systems that sucked a fat one and aren't keen to live like that.

Posted by: Vanya

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They seem to be the only Europeans with their heads on straight regarding issues of cultural and national security -- and it seems to stem from a tenacious attachment to Western civilization and Judeo-Christian values.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)

252 I vote for more East European hottie models. Czech, Hungarian, etc, etc.

Seriously, there is indeed what could be called a "hottie visa". Anthony Weiner helped sponsor it. They like to keep if quiet, but dirty old men members of Congress do help out on this front.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (rCwaK)
++++++++++++
I was in Bulgaria last year. Good Lord those women are attractive.

I am tempted to go back wearing a sandwich board with a blow-up on my US passport on one side and a copy of pay stub on the other and hold a sign reading, "looking for wife. Must speak English, be Christian or Jewish and want many children"

Just on the off chance that it would work...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (IT/Xb)

253 I'd like to see Clint say we should outlaw the Democrat Party as a terrorist organization, and prosecute all of its members.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (78Xqz)

254 I never saw it but there was a show called "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (gd9RK)

I'm a man
and I can change
if I have to
I guess
--The Man's Prayer from the Red Green Show

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 08:57 PM (nRNOc)

255 Odds that Microbe is paying Plugs off to take a dive and get out of the way?



Posted by: Alternative Vulcan Mind Meld Therapy at February 21, 2020 08:58 PM (Ewo9R)

256 Why, why, why, why, why? The hairs on my leg. That's why. And put that shotgun out the door and tell those Ukrainians they won't get the billion dollars because Obama beat an incumbent in 2008! My son the U.S. Attorney can confirm this. No malarkey.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:58 PM (gAXBD)

257 I'm ok with Clint Eastwood taking Bloomini cash to make movies

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 08:58 PM (G546f)

258 I am tempted to go back wearing a sandwich board with a blow-up on my US passport on one side and a copy of pay stub on the other and hold a sign reading, "looking for wife. Must speak English, be Christian or Jewish and want many children"

Just on the off chance that it would work...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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I see only one addition to your sign that might be helpful:

"I will tell you of my home waters"

It can't miss!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2020 08:58 PM (Y4EXg)

259 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

For a while. The SF author Leo Frankowski and what happened to him is a cautionary tale.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

260 The Intel Community needs to put some numbers on this shit

are we talking about a few ants in the basement or is the house on fire ?

my guess is

ants

they why they don't say

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (rpxSz)

261 Pretty birds. I just need to lie down...

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (Y9zp1)

262
A fascinating offer: "I think I'm losing it mentally, but don't let that deter you from voting for me!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

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Don't we pretty much require/demand that ANY candidate who becomes incapacitated in any way leave office?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (G51Gf)

263 238 Bloomie's claiming he "rebuilt after 9/11"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (IT/Xb)


He rebuilt his heels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (zBaqJ)

264 My late husband hired Russians and Eastern Europeans in his steel fab shop. They were good workers and they hated bureaucrats.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (JKNZq)

265 Well in the primary I can't decide between Sanders and Biden but they're BOTH dead in 2024.

So Klobucher *whinny*?

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (A6+cG)

266 Don't we pretty much require/demand that ANY candidate who becomes incapacitated in any way leave office?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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That's news to me!

Posted by: Zombie Woodrow Wilson at February 21, 2020 09:00 PM (Y4EXg)

267 255 Odds that Microbe is paying Plugs off to take a dive and get out of the way?



Posted by: Alternative Vulcan Mind Meld Therapy at February 21, 2020 08:58 PM (Ewo9R)

He could be paying him to stay IN the race.

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:00 PM (YCnWA)

268 She's a horse faced lesbian pony soldier.

Posted by: Joe at February 21, 2020 09:00 PM (A6+cG)

269 Someone needs to put Joe in a home where he can be safe.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

270
Lord, I'm re-reading that statement from Bye-den. He wouldn't *run* again? Dude, if you were that bad off, what makes you think we'd elect you? Are you saying that you'll save us from our own asses?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (G51Gf)

271
Joe, also on your board put "190mm" ...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (w3OLr)

272 Someone needs to put Joe in a home where he can be safe.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

Exactly! The White House is perfect! 24/7 supervision!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (nRNOc)

273
There are two "hottie visas", looking it up. You have the O-1 visa category, "persons of extraordinary ability". O-1A is for brains, O-1B is for looks. It's not worded that way, but that's the way it plays.

This ensures that Einsteins and Elle MacPhersons can get in any time they want.

To make the O-1B you've got be a big, well known hottie. The other one, for aspiring models and such is the H-1B3.

But don't talk about this, as it would piss feminists off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (rCwaK)

274 Is Kloby a mudder ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)

275 Joe, you're running now. Explain.

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 09:03 PM (lK7fO)

276 Rebuilt this city
Rebuilt this city with rock and roll.

Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:03 PM (+y/Ru)

277
Someone needs to put Joe in a home where he can be safe.
Posted by: Northernlurker


A place for Joe

Posted by: Kathie Lee Gifford at February 21, 2020 09:03 PM (aKsyK)

278 That's news to me!

Posted by: Zombie Woodrow Wilson at February 21, 2020 09:00 PM (Y4EXg)


FDR: I should have run for a fifth term. Dead schmead.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 09:03 PM (Ty/7D)

279 Joe, also on your board put "190mm" ...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (w3OLr)
++++++++++
:: furiously takes notes ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 09:03 PM (IT/Xb)

280 She's a horse faced lesbian pony soldier.


Early money threadwinner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 09:04 PM (gd9RK)

281 "Bernie Sanders briefed by U.S. officials that Russia is trying to help his presidential campaign"

*Tweeeeeeeee!* (shrill coach's whistle sounds)

"All right! That's it! Everyone out of the collusion pool!"

Posted by: MSM/DNC Lifeguard with white stuff on his nose at February 21, 2020 09:04 PM (0O/Wf)

282 The most common type of Democrat scripted talking point is one that "talks past the sale". A good example of this in action that everyone's heard is Trump is going to "make Mexico pay for the Wall".

That was textbook talking past the sale. He has everyone picturing a wall. It's assumed. It's not going to be what's argued over. The argument can be over who pays for the (assumed in statement) wall. After years of all of us arguing over a wall, he talked everybody past the sale. It's not solely about making the sale, mind you. It's like an Overton Window of where the speaker will let the discussion be.

You can easily recognize totally *scripted and fabricated* Democrat shit by looking for this in action in whatever you hear them say. And Joe's statement actually contains *three* biggies:

1. "My second term". The first term is assumed. He's president. He's already president in your head. He's had the nomination and then he's beaten Trump. And when I say "your", I mean the target audience, which is ignorant dummies. Democrats and potential Democrats. Not you.

2. "If I lose my acuity". The assumption is he has mental fitness to lose.

3. "Acuity". Not just fitness or stability (both clearly gone), but "acuity", as in *mental sharpness*.

That's how you know it's smoky room scripted puppet bullshit. Other than because it came out of the mouth of a Democrat, I mean.

So go forth and look for this in whatever you hear Democrats say. You'll get pretty sick of seeing it, but it's way better than asking "whuhh?" every time they say something.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:04 PM (Wge+f)

283 @ 272- If biden got in the peoples housing, ubama would install ferretface jarret in there to ride herd on him, thus amounting to another ubama term.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 09:04 PM (UUkQp)

284 I want a pol with a mind like a banker
I want a pol who knows what's best
I want a pol with paid memes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a pol with the right allocations
Who's pampered, imperious, and values out of whack
He's playing with his consultants
He's flying in his lear
He's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a pol who's a short stack with a laaaaaaaarge wallet

Nana nana nana nana na na
Nana nana, nana nana na na

Posted by: Cake (hey, we could use the $2500) at February 21, 2020 09:04 PM (bDqIh)

285 280 She's a horse faced lesbian pony soldier.



she did seem a bit on the sulky side

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (rpxSz)

286 When Bloomberg was mayor, he would fly down to his vacation mansion in the Caribbean every weekend. Every weekend. A real man of the people.

https://www.newsamericasnow.com/mike-bloombergs-caribbean-mansion/

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (gAXBD)

287 Is Kloby a mudder ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)

Yes, she has a daughter.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (nRNOc)

288
Whaaaaaaa????!!!!!

Clint Eastwood endorses Mike Bloomberg.

https://tinyurl.com/v5qgyn8

Posted by: YIKES! at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (t6XCL)

289 They seem to be the only Europeans with their heads on straight regarding issues of cultural and national security -- and it seems to stem from a tenacious attachment to Western civilization and Judeo-Christian values.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)

They had to. They had the Russians' boots on them.

Czech guy told me an interesting story: The Russians banned religious displays and television programs, especially around the holidays because Opiate of the Masses and all that. But children's fairy tales were exempted-- the commies figured there was no harm in it, so go ahead, right? So every year, the Czech TV stations would compete to see who could put on the most lavish and high budget fairy tale at Christmastime. It became their underground Christmas celebration thing, every year, right in front of the Russians.

It's amazing what some of those people went through. Another former co-worker is Cuban--grew up their, and his father "won" the visa lottery when he was 19 and brought him to the US. He loves it here, Army vet, HATES HATES HATES communism.

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (U7voe)

290 Bloombug is now apologizing for his NDAs, says they 'create a culture of silence in the workplace.'

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (9J6is)

291

Interesting sidebar piece by Ace about David Lee Roth.

It got me thinking: There are lots of bad singers that sound good.

For instance, Frank Sinatra.

Can you think of another or two?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (VYGvH)

292 274 Is Kloby a mudder ?
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)

Some male horses are better mudders than female horses, especially when they eat their fodders; for example, John Kerry.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 09:06 PM (0O/Wf)

293 When Bloomberg was mayor, he would fly down to his vacation mansion in the Caribbean every weekend. Every weekend. A real man of the people.

https://www.newsamericasnow.com/mike-bloombergs-caribbean-mansion/
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (gAXBD)
+++++++++++
In fairness to Bloomie, not that he deserves it, he doesn't claim to be a "man of the people." He claims to have some vague, mealy-mouthed "answers" and "solutions" to "problems."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 09:06 PM (IT/Xb)

294
Clint Eastwood endorses Mike Bloomberg.

Well, do ya? Punk!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 09:06 PM (aKsyK)

295 Look, our Intelligence Community is staffed by hardworking patriots whose parents bought them those jobs through large political contributions, and if they say that Trump and Bernie are colluding with Putin because reasons, I think we have to respect the fact that they have Liberal Arts degrees you guys.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (SfYbS)

296 Trump tonight in Vegas:
"Mini Mike so far has spent almost $500 million in order to get embarrassed by Pocahontas."

He is a 12th Level Master Troll.. anyone even looking at his visage gets 20d roll damage!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (CjFDo)

297 287 Is Kloby a mudder ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)

Yes, she has a daughter.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (nRNOc)

whoa

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (rpxSz)

298 Since Eastwood was mention I think he is the biggest womanizer in Hollywood. He has 8 kids by 5 different woman of only 2 he was married to. He's like an NBA player.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (2DOZq)

299 There are lots of bad singers that sound good.

-
Jimmy Duranty
Bob Dylan

Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

300 Bloombug is now apologizing for his NDAs, says they 'create a culture of silence in the workplace.'
Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (9J6is)

I'm sorry Mike, what part of "NON DISCLOSURE" did you misunderstand?

Pander more, Short Round. Pander harder.

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 09:08 PM (U7voe)

301 Some male horses are better mudders than female horses, especially when they eat their fodders; for example, John Kerry.
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 09:06 PM (0O/Wf)

whither this right or not

dunno

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:08 PM (rpxSz)

302 One of my half-commie friends (35% according to the test) posted a "how communist are you" test on Facebook.

I got 1% and I complained about the test. I gave absolutely every non-commie answer there was to get a 0%.

Friend said they must have given you 1% for having enough doubt to take the test. Friend is funny.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 09:09 PM (gd9RK)

303 What crazy terrible luck. First "Bernie Supporters" vandalize that yuge threat Mini Mike Bloomberg's office with "telltale signs they are Bernie supporters". Then he gets a warning that Russia wants him to win. All just a couple days after solidifying himself in another debate. What CrrrrrrRAZY misfortune!!!!

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:09 PM (Wge+f)

304

I still think that quote by Clint Eastwood is fake news by a fraudster writing for WSJ.

Why? Because it makes no sense.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:09 PM (VYGvH)

305 got that wrong

it's withers

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:09 PM (rpxSz)

306 https://tinyurl.com/s2y65jh

Dance The Night Away From David Lee Roth's recent Las Vegas residency. It is hilariously bad.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 09:09 PM (xPl2J)

307 There are lots of bad singers that sound good.

-
Jimmy Duranty
Bob Dylan
Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

Willie Nelson ( unusual voice )

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

308
Louis Armstrong?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:10 PM (VYGvH)

309
Catching snippets of Maddow on Bernie-Russhhuh.

It seems the Russhhuns also tried to help Bernie in 2016, but the thing is, Bernie didn't accommodate them the way Trump did!

Where do they get this insanity?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 09:11 PM (G51Gf)

310 I still think that quote by Clint Eastwood is fake news by a fraudster writing for WSJ.

Why? Because it makes no sense.

-
I think he was just BSing and was taken out of context

Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:11 PM (+y/Ru)

311 Bob Dylan
Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with you there.

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 09:11 PM (U7voe)

312 > Since Eastwood was mention I think he is the biggest womanizer in Hollywood.

He claimed to have sworn off women in an interview I read several years ago. Something like "If I'm ever tempted to get in another relationship, I'm just going to cut out the middleman. Find a bitch I can't stand and buy her a house."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:11 PM (Ewo9R)

313
Re Clint. Remember R. Lee Ermey voted for Obama the first time around. It makes no sense, but it happens. You just can imagine Josey Wales/The Man With No Name/Dirty Harry or the "I'll skull fuck you" drill sergeant voting pussyfied, but yet they do sometimes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 09:12 PM (rCwaK)

314 Joe Biden now thinks that he was BFF with Martin Van Buren.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:12 PM (mSgQG)

315 Rodrigo Borgia

I think that started with Lewis Grizzard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

316 I still think that quote by Clint Eastwood is fake news by a fraudster writing for WSJ.

Agree. A lot of bullshit floating around out there.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 09:13 PM (K22Va)

317 Bob Dylan
Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with you there.

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Which part, bad singer or sounds good?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 09:13 PM (+y/Ru)

318

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I think he was just BSing and was taken out of context

Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship


Yeah, at best it is presented out of context. At worst, it's a lie. It could also be senility on Clint's part.

I find it hard to believe Mr Eastwood is up to date with what party Bloomberg even belongs to.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:13 PM (VYGvH)

319 There are lots of bad singers that sound good.

----

Ian Anderson.

Posted by: RKae at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (/fWqi)

320 William Shatner

Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (786Ro)

321 > I think that started with Lewis Grizzard.

Entirely possible that he borrowed the quote.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (Ewo9R)

322 Agree. A lot of bullshit floating around out there.

Ew ! My EYE !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (arJlL)

323 As I said (I think - computer getting funky) above, the Mulvaney quote is plausible.

The legal immigration (labor category) issue is, so far, mostly a trainwreck under Trump. So bad in one category that apparently even the vile piece of human garbage, Sen. Durbin, joined a letter asking for a slowdown in the *increasing* numbers.

Assuming the Mulvaney quote is true, it reflects a disastrous failure on his part, and pretty much a mainlining of GOPe/Chamber of Commerce/Silicon Valley mega$$$$ lies and nonsense.

There is still a very significant chunk of "forgotten Americans" who specifically stood to gain from Trump's promised approach. The booming economy of course helps all and softens all edges. But it's still an outrage, and if these people/this time is not the time it gets fixed, well, yeah, bye bye.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (El6T/)

324 So Eastwood joins Whedon in the senile directors club.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (AgR7f)

325 The most common type of Democrat scripted talking point is one that "talks past the sale".

Aka "begging the question." A proper use of a much-misused expression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 09:15 PM (78Xqz)

326
The White Stripe singer guy? He sounds like a dying cat.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:15 PM (VYGvH)

327 Pigmeat Markham.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (UUkQp)

328
That Canadian broad who is always sad and depressing. I forget her name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (VYGvH)

329 I saw His Fucked-Up Eyeball open for The Residents at the Cow Palace in '82.

Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (786Ro)

330 You know what people need ?

Toaster ovens! Man those things are great. You put in some of those little bagel pizzas and set it on 30....uh...3....uh.....30330 and then it goes ding and people fight for them! I remember one time I stubbed my toe taking out the garbage that was a bad day.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (YCnWA)

331 As a nurse who has worked with demented patients, I can tell one thing for sure, none of them ever think they are demented.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (QD9b6)

332 Which part, bad singer or sounds good?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 09:13 PM (+y/Ru)

'Sounds good'. We're all entitled to our opinions but IMO you could probably pull people at random out of a Walmart and you'd find one who could carry a tune better than Dylan.

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (U7voe)

333 24 hour rule on the Eastwood quote, muthafuckas.

You gonna turn on Man With No Dirty Gran Torino Name just like that?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (gd9RK)

334 Catching snippets of Maddow on Bernie-Russhhuh.

It seems the Russhhuns also tried to help Bernie in 2016, but the thing is, Bernie didn't accommodate them the way Trump did!

Where do they get this insanity?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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I know a woman who says Jesus talks to her and told her what to name her kids.

This Russia nonsense seems to be coming from the same place: Even if you're not a novelist, your brain makes shit up and tells you stories.

Posted by: RKae at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (/fWqi)

335 Eastwood will be 90 in May.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (2DOZq)

336 Bloombug is now apologizing for his NDAs, says they 'create a culture of silence in the workplace.'

******************

Oh fuck off you fascist midget.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (+dsLj)

337 CDC prepares for possibility coronavirus becomes a pandemic and businesses, schools need to be closed

"We're not seeing community spread here in the United States, yet, but it's very possible, even likely, that it may eventually happen," Dr. Nancy Messonnier, director of the CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, told reporters on a conference call. "Our goal continues to be slowing the introduction of the virus into the U.S. This buys us more time to prepare communities for more cases and possibly sustained spread."

https://tinyurl.com/v7jy2ku

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (RU4sa)

338 Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip

Ya gotta be more specific. Joni Mitchel?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

339 > That Canadian broad who is always sad and depressing. I forget her name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.

Justin Bieber?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:18 PM (Ewo9R)

340 Joe you forgot the good five cent cigar.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 09:18 PM (UUkQp)

341 @293 "In fairness to Bloomie, not that he deserves it, he doesn't claim to be a "man of the people." He claims to have some vague, mealy-mouthed "answers" and "solutions" to "problems. --Joe Mannix (not a cop!)"

In fairness, Bloomie is Woodrow Wilson without the warmth.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 09:18 PM (SqopC)

342

No, good guesses, though.

The one who sings about jagged little pills.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:18 PM (VYGvH)

343 There are lots of bad singers that sound good.

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Fish.

He sounds like a drunken Scotsman.

...Oh, wait.

Posted by: RKae at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (/fWqi)

344 Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip


???

Drawing a blank here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

345 Because you got the lucky 333 we bow to your superior blog-commenting-fu.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (AgR7f)

346 The one who sings about jagged little pills.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:18 PM (VYGvH)

Alanis Morisette? Or however the hell you spell it?

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (U7voe)

347 Joe Cocker

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (DCYln)

348 > The one who sings about jagged little pills.

That Torn Anus chick? Something like that?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (Ewo9R)

349 Alannis Morosette.

Spelling is wrong because whatever.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (YCnWA)

350 Bloombug is now apologizing for his NDAs, says they 'create a culture of silence in the workplace.'

He's got NDAs confused with HR rules.

Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (786Ro)

351
She sounds like she got drunk and she's doing an impression of Katherine Hepburn.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:20 PM (VYGvH)

352 Aka "begging the question." A proper use of a much-misused expression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 09:15 PM (78Xqz)

Sure, if you wanna go and get all intellectual about it. Now go and say three Hail Marys and make 5 poop jokes.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:20 PM (Wge+f)

353 That Canadian broad who is always sad and depressing. I forget her name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip

Alanis Morissette?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 09:20 PM (SfYbS)

354 That Canadian broad who is always sad and
depressing. I forget her name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia
and a sore throat.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (VYGvH)

Sarah MacLaughlin?

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:20 PM (nRNOc)

355 339
> That Canadian broad who is always sad and depressing. I forget her
name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.

Joe Cocker?

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (K22Va)

356
Joe Cocker

Posted by: t-bird


This was confirmed when John Belushi stood beside him and did a better Joe Cocker than Joe Cocker.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (VYGvH)

357 Wait, Biden is still alive? And he's still running for the nomination?

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (WqPYg)

358 Justin Trudeau ?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (YCnWA)

359 Bloombug is now apologizing for his NDAs, says they 'create a culture of silence in the workplace.'





Why Mini? It just about some jokes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (Ty/7D)

360 Sorry, I didn't see the jagged little pills comment before I posted.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (nRNOc)

361 As a nurse who has worked with demented patients, I can tell one thing for sure, none of them ever think they are demented.
Posted by: Darth Randall
----

You're trying to tell me something, aren't you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (98WNR)

362 Celine Dion?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

363 Nunes suit against Fusion GPS tossed (with prejudice, kinda). Keen observers Undercover Huber predicts all of these suits will get nixed. They must have been technically weak.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (El6T/)

364 (Washington, DC) The Amalgamated My Pet Russian Stool Pigeon and Intel Workers Local #305 has filed a Labor Board grievance against the US Intelligence Community. "We were all promised permanent jobs when Hillary won, "said union spokesman Boris Badanov, "but nobody ever calls any more. All the guys we worked for now have jobs at MSNBC and CNN, while we're sitting in the basement waiting for another Nellie Ohr shortwave message that never comes."

The federal employee union represents thousands of Russian informants who worked for the government to frame Donald Trump, his campaign and then his administration. Noted union members include Maria Veselnitskya, sent by Loretta Lynch and Fusion GPS to frame the Trumps, Maria Butina, sent by Peter Strzok to frame the NRA and Gennadiy Vasilievich Vostretsov, sent by the FBI to frame Roger Stone. Also Joseph Misfud, sent by John Brennan to frame George Popadopolous. Although not a Russian, Mifsud's funny name sounds Russian-ish for government informant-work. Also Carter Pageinski, sent by the FBI to spy on himself.

"We just want to go back to work for the Intelligence Community and do our patriotic duty by framing Americans like Bernie Sanders and Tulsi Gabbard and the few remaining Republicans we didn't get to frame in 2016, " said Badanov, without evidence.

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Now Open For Bidding!" at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (Ndje9)

365

Yeah, Morissette. Of course. Did I not describe her perfectly?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (VYGvH)

366 The only Canadian I can think of that would match that is KD Lang.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (xPl2J)

367 That Canadian broad who is always sad and
depressing. I forget her name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.

Posted by: Soothsayer



Bryan Adams?

Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (786Ro)

368 Now go and say three Hail Marys and make 5 poop jokes.[/]


*writes down in the Book of Things That Are Said*

Posted by: 500 year old AoSHQ Scrivener at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (gd9RK)

369 Wait, Biden is still alive? And he's still running for the nomination?

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (DCYln)

370 Bloomberg's NDA's are all written in shorthand.

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (YCnWA)

371 > The only Canadian I can think of that would match that is KD Lang.

Neil Young.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:23 PM (Ewo9R)

372 "Look, I guarantee you this: if anything changed in my health making incapable for me to fully exert all the energy and mental acuity that was needed to be done, I give you my word I would not run again,...

...I mean, son of a bitch, that would be a big f*cking deal."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:23 PM (CE5C/)

373
Gordon Lightfoot?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:23 PM (VYGvH)

374 That Canadian broad who is always sad and depressing. I forget her
name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.

Celine Dion?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at February 21, 2020 09:23 PM (T8HPM)

375 Bloombug is now apologizing for his NDAs, says they 'create a culture of silence in the workplace.'



******************



Oh fuck off you fascist midget.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (+dsLj)

LOL. He apologizes for them. He's very sorry they are now and forevermore 100% in effect and will never not be enforced without potential consequence of the harshest systematic legal penalties available.

You know sometimes it's better to let people assume you're a sleaze than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (Wge+f)

376
Wait. Why am I guessing on my own question!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (VYGvH)

377 Sarah MacLaughlin?


It is not Sarah MacLaughlin's fault that Pathetic Dying Puppies bought advertising use rights to her song.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (gd9RK)

378 328


That Canadian broad who is always sad and depressing. I forget her
name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (VYGvH)

_________


K.D. Lang? Wait, is she still considered female?

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (WqPYg)

379 I say again, William Shatner. Answers both questions.

Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (786Ro)

380 "Look, I guarantee you this: if anything changed in my health making incapable for me to fully exert all the energy and mental acuity that was needed to be done, I give you my word I would not run again,...

Ah, there it is- your word as a Biden.

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (DCYln)

381 That Canadian broad who is always sad and depressing. I forget her
name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (VYGvH)


Robbie Robertson?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

382 347 Joe Cocker
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (DCYln)

He sings like a Down's sufferer having convulsions.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 09:25 PM (NWiLs)

383 376


Wait. Why am I guessing on my own question!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (VYGvH)

_________


LOL. Dementia is not just a river in Egypt ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:25 PM (WqPYg)

384 Who is Anne Murray?

Posted by: Rex B at February 21, 2020 09:25 PM (Y5ieT)

385 Those Canadian guys in Steppenwolf who tried to keep using the name after John Kay left and the band split up, so there were like five fake "Steppenwolfs" on tour and 17-year-old me bought a ticket and was fucking pissed because there was no John Kay singing?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (Ewo9R)

386 Trump created the coronavirus so he could cancel the election and make himself emperor forever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (VHKq8)

387 That Canadian broad who is always sad and
depressing. I forget her name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia
and a sore throat.
-------

Buffy Sainte-Marie?

Sault Ste. Marie?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (CE5C/)

388 Neil Young?

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (YCnWA)

389 Nunes talked about the danger of these selective leaks of classified intel ... and pretend leaks that are not even true (like lies told about him visiting the White House last time they pushed the Trump/Russia agitprop lie)


So Nunes and no one else can correct the record on the leaks, because there is some classified intel ... but lies get covered as "leaking that intel" when it may just be leaking a fake disinfo campaign ... running a PsyOp. But as long as it helps the Dem mafia ... no one gets prosecuted (because the mafia still runs DC)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (Cus5s)

390 I'd say Randy Newman, but...

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (DCYln)

391 lmao, I just visited Rush's site and saw the photoshop of PDT holding up mini Mike. hahahahahaha

Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (786Ro)

392 I see folks already said Celine Dion - but whoever said "Justin Trudeau" wins the thread, I think.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (0O/Wf)

393 Where do they get this insanity?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


If you find out let me know. Being aware of what "my betters" have in store for us, really pisses me off. Being that out of touch might be a nice break.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 21, 2020 09:27 PM (2ygtH)

394 I am slightly ashamed to admit I was in love with Jagged Little Pill. I had that thing on repeat for like 4 straight weeks.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:27 PM (Wge+f)

395 Trump created the coronavirus so he could cancel the election and make himself emperor forever.

**************

I approve.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 21, 2020 09:27 PM (+dsLj)

396 It is not Sarah MacLaughlin's fault that Pathetic Dying Puppies bought advertising use rights to her song.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (gd9RK)

When she wrote her hit song Possession, she used the words from letters to her from a stalker.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:27 PM (nRNOc)

397 Gotta admit I am disappointed that Clint Eastwood has endorsed Mike Bloomberg.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 09:28 PM (wiXsO)

398 Bammy

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:28 PM (rpxSz)

399 "Lack of standing, correct jurisdiction, insufficient evidence of actual malice, administrative remedies not exhausted, no factual evidence of specific damages, some defamatory statements aren't defamatory ...."

Sounds like Nunes legal team is not tip-top.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:28 PM (El6T/)

400 That's why we only kill the weak, or the left, or soyboys, but we repeat ourselves.

Posted by: Coronavirus Wearing a MAGA Hat at February 21, 2020 09:28 PM (+dsLj)

401 384
Who is Anne Murray?

Posted by: Rex B at February 21, 2020 09:25 PM (Y5ieT)

________


Comedienne and actress best known for as the character Sally Rogers on the old Dick Van Dyke show. Wait, could you get away with having a show with Dyke in the title today?

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:29 PM (WqPYg)

402 Eh, Clint gets a pass. First of all, who knows what's true. Second of all, whatever.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:29 PM (Wge+f)

403 Bruce Cockburn?

I repeat.

Cockburn.

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:29 PM (YCnWA)

404 Leonard Cohen!!

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

405
Regardless, you must admit, "mike's" ability to contrive a bandwagon this fast is impressive.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:30 PM (VYGvH)

406 I am slightly ashamed to admit I was in love with Jagged Little Pill. I had that thing on repeat for like 4 straight weeks.

*********************

Don't feel bad, I had a thing for Alyssa Milano once before she started talking.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (+dsLj)

407 I endorse the coronavirus for president.

Now that it is out of China, we will have a better idea of what the mortality rate really is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (VHKq8)

408 > Wait, could you get away with having a show with Dyke in the title today?

Sure. But nowadays you'd have to call it the Penis Van Lesbian Show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (Ewo9R)

409 Says the man with the room temperature IQ.

Posted by: budman at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (IAqKK)

410 Wait, could you get away with having a show with Dyke in the title today?
Posted by: ShainS
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Dick, of the family of Dyke.


Sounds edgy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (g0Lfb)

411 Cockburn.
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:29 PM (YCnWA)

I can't sing

but I can hum the back door off your house

Posted by: BUTTPLUG at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (rpxSz)

412 Russia, the last well of thirsty authoritarians.

Burn. It. Down.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (puu6v)

413 335
Eastwood will be 90 in May.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (2DOZq


My dad will be 90 in August. He can still drive, get around physically, and is sharp upstairs.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (mSgQG)

414
San Diego County Sheriff Bill Gore is turning over arrest records to federal immigration authorities, because of new subpoenas from ICE.
@KUSINews

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 09:32 PM (G51Gf)

415 I endorse the coronavirus for president.
----

Continues to outpoll any of the Democrats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:32 PM (g0Lfb)

416 Jeebus, a headline I just saw on my Bing homepage from CNN:

Climate change is drying up the Colorado River, putting millions at risk of 'severe water shortages'


If only we could determine that the American southwest has gone through cycles of drought for millennia now ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:33 PM (WqPYg)

417 > I had a thing for Alyssa Milano once before she started talking.

She was pretty tasty, in the brief interval between her growing bewbs and becoming "woke".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:33 PM (Ewo9R)

418 My dad will be 90 in August. He can still drive, get around physically, and is sharp upstairs.

*****


What, we get no love?

Posted by: Downstairs at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (+dsLj)

419 > That's why we only kill the weak, or the left, or soyboys, but we repeat ourselves.

Rule #1: Never point guns at people.
Rule #2: Communists aren't people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (Ewo9R)

420 Sounds like Nunes legal team is not tip-top.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:28 PM (El6T/)


Why the eff would Nunes go with anyone except Sidney Powell?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (BiNEL)

421

I mentioned it a while ago, but I heard "mattress girl" is no longer a leftist idiot. Supposedly she has changed.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (VYGvH)

422 BTW - I despise Bloomturd like everyone else. However, that retarded article on Bloomberg's "Caribbean mansion" gets me peeved. Bloomie's house is in Bermuda, which is NOT in the f*cking Caribbean. It's in the middle of the Atlantic, off the coast of the Carolinas. I lived there for 10 years ( Bermuda, not Bloomberg's house, although I was at Bloomie's house once when he was not there. It's actually quite nice, but normal, not overly done or excessive at all considering he's a goddamned billionaire.

All that aside Mini Mke is, in fact, a turd. And his getting pantsed and insulted, and getting his ass kicked, at the last debate was: *chef's kiss*

Also I saw one of his "sooper smart" and "cutting edge" billboards: "Trump's Wall Fell Down!" What the f*ck does that even mean? As Run Burgundy said: "that makes no sense at all."

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 09:35 PM (0O/Wf)

423 > I mentioned it a while ago, but I heard "mattress girl" is no longer a leftist idiot. Supposedly she has changed.

Nah, she's pretty much still an attention-seeking whore.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:35 PM (Ewo9R)

424 421

I mentioned it a while ago, but I heard "mattress girl" is no longer a leftist idiot. Supposedly she has changed.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (VYGvH)

I think there was a thread here about that a while ago.

Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (YCnWA)

425 @416
And probably entirely unrelated to the government-made exponential rise in population using the water of the Colorado river. Because the US needs unlimited population, especially in semi-arid climates of course.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (SqopC)

426 What, we get no love?
Posted by: Downstairs at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (+dsLj)

depends

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (rpxSz)

427 She was pretty tasty, in the brief interval between her growing bewbs and becoming "woke".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

During the run of Charmed she and Rose MacGowan hadn't let on what psycho bunny-boilers they are.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (SfYbS)

428 She was pretty tasty, in the brief interval between her growing bewbs and becoming "woke".

**********************

Yeah during that small interval between Who's The Boss and doing that stupid as fuck witch show where she hacked her hair and tattooed up she was hot as boinks.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (+dsLj)

429 Dick Van Dyke has endorsed Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 09:37 PM (xPl2J)

430 I can't sing
but I can hum the back door off your house
Posted by: BUTTPLUG at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (rpxSz)


https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=O6DAdDyWZaQ

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:37 PM (BiNEL)

431 421

I mentioned it a while ago, but I heard "mattress girl" is no longer a leftist idiot. Supposedly she has changed.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (VYGvH)

Apparently getting conservative dick on the regular has mellowed her out some.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

432 When Bloomberg was mayor, he would fly down to his vacation mansion in the Caribbean every weekend. Every weekend. A real man of the people.

Epstein had Bloomberg in his black book, before the former didn't kill himself.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

433 >>Yeah, Morissette. Of course. Did I not describe her perfectly?


Kinda Ironic

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (Pll8Y)

434
Nunes suit against Fusion GPS tossed (with prejudice, kinda). Keen observers Undercover Huber predicts all of these suits will get nixed. They must have been technically weak.
Posted by: rhomboid

======

Crud. Well, I still hope Kash Patel's suit against Natasha Bertrand bears fruit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)

435 Dick Van Dyke has endorsed Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: mark1971
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Well, Hollywood, so...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (OiC69)

436 Shain S- there is also the Canadian singer by that name. She sang a pretty dreary song called "You Needed Me" back in the late 70s. Her voice went deep into mannish tones at times. Yeah, experts call that range. No doubt she had it.

Posted by: Rex B at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (Y5ieT)

437 Celine Dion -- what the hell happened to her? Is she going for the Biafra look? Or heroin chic?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

438 So hypothetically we can 25th Joe out of office on the 21st of January 2021.

Posted by: 🐧 at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (/HLjJ)

439 "She sounds like she got drunk and she's doing an impression of Katherine Hepburn."
Oh no!

Edith Piaf!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (8IOEj)

440 > Apparently getting conservative dick on the regular has mellowed her out some.

I'd never trust her. I mean, the last time one of her relationships went bad she literally tried to frame the guy for rape, and then followed him around for YEARS.

That's pretty cray-cray.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Ewo9R)

441 Joe Biden: I won't serve a second term as long as the man who sits next to me in the morning as I eat my Muselix, you know, the one who looks like Doug Henning, or maybe Tim Benzedrine--you know, the guy with the chipmunk voice...

wait, where was I?

How do I turn on the coffee warming thing here? Infernal contraptions.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:39 PM (x8Wzq)

442 Law is very specialized. Don't think Powell does anything close to this area (defamation), though not sure. I have no idea about the quality of Nunes' legal team - I would expect it to be solid. But at least one judge disagrees, and the comments from two very much non-TDS authorities (Barnes, who *is* a defamation/libel specialist, and Undercover Huber, who appears to be a well-grounded federal litigation guy) indicated they agreed.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:39 PM (El6T/)

443 Wait, Biden is still alive? And he's still running for the nomination?


Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (WqPYg)



Joe Biden: That's news to me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (b/YIs)

444 Because the US needs unlimited population, especially in semi-arid climates of course.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (SqopC)


But only if they reliably vote D, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (BiNEL)

445 Dick Van Dyke has endorsed Bernie Sanders.

****************

I don't think that means what the left likes to think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (+dsLj)

446 And, if I find myself incapable of performing the duties of this office, I'll turn everything over to Hunter, and let him run things.

Posted by: What Was My Name Again? at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (I2/tG)

447 Netflix would have a Dyke van dick show.

Posted by: Rex B at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Y5ieT)

448


Maybe he can get a facelift for his brain...a brainlift.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (lg/F7)

449 "62 37 The Deep State would love a president without mental acuity.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

You mean go back to the Obama Regime?

Obama really was not the sharpest tool in the 6 pack.

And then with Biden as VP? Boys about as sharp as a bowling ball."

To be fair, throw W-tard on that pile. After 16 years of the Bush-Obama idiocracy, the Deep State got lazy and stupid itself.

Thank God.

Burn. It. Down.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (puu6v)

450 Could the Russian conspiracy stuff hurt Sanders?

The people that vote for him seem pretty prone to believe that type of nonsensical stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (MMC4G)

451 wait, where was I?

How do I turn on the coffee warming thing here? Infernal contraptions.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
---------

How about some music? Put a record on...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (C78No)

452 440 > Apparently getting conservative dick on the regular has mellowed her out some.

I'd never trust her. I mean, the last time one of her relationships went bad she literally tried to frame the guy for rape, and then followed him around for YEARS.

That's pretty cray-cray.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Ewo9R)

Oh I wouldn't trust her either. She's the epitome of crazy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

453 That's pretty cray-cray.

***********************

Do not stick your mantitude in crazy.

Posted by: Two Weeks From An Incel at February 21, 2020 09:41 PM (+dsLj)

454 Pretty sure Alyssa Milano did some Skinemax during that time. She was never my type plus I always think it's weird when I knew someone as a child actor.

Which is why I'm incredibly thankful I never knew Karen Gillan was a child actor.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:41 PM (Wge+f)

455 Interesting, Blonde M.

Gore is a slimy piece of garbage, though his cowardice and lack of character can be useful (he reversed his long-standing, contemptuous policy on may-issue for concealed carry in response to his last challenger, who made shall-issue a centerpiece in his campaign).

Happily I was able to snub him slightly at a party two years back. Got the mayor even better. Both worthless, typical CA pols (but the voters never, ever demand any better).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:41 PM (El6T/)

456 435 Dick Van Dyke has endorsed Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: mark1971



DIAGNOSIS SENILITY

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 09:42 PM (oVJmc)

457 I'm fucked. Changed my Email password and now it wont be accepted. Pisses me off big time.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 21, 2020 09:42 PM (Orx/W)

458 Has anyone actually seen the Dick Van Dyke ad? He was talking about how he supports Bern because he's young.

Lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From An Incel at February 21, 2020 09:42 PM (+dsLj)

459 Could the Russian conspiracy stuff hurt Sanders?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (MMC4G)

Let's get some popcorn and find out!!

Posted by: Announcer Guy at February 21, 2020 09:42 PM (Wge+f)

460
Dick Van Dyke (Penis Van Lesbian, as MTM once said his full name was) has always been a flaming commie-lib loon, so this is par for the course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (rCwaK)

461 pug, you da man!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (KP5rU)

462 > Pretty sure Alyssa Milano did some Skinemax during that time.

There was a vampire movie out in that time period where she got nekkid a lot.

Probably better to just look for the good clips online rather than wasting time with the entire movie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (Ewo9R)

463
Carl Reiner is also a left wing wackadoodle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 09:44 PM (rCwaK)

464

"Could the Russian conspiracy stuff hurt Sanders? "

Not with the progs, they love that shit.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 09:44 PM (lg/F7)

465 Laying out vegan bundles of all the fav's with a dead man's trip wire.... just in case, they sniff past the "Troll-Be-Gone" sticky plates with the enriched demo nuggets in the center.....gotta plan for every contingency...should be fun tonight......

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (kFkpX)

466 Didn't he say acruity?

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (rnwV8)

467 I'm guessing Joe's dead inside of 3

Dr. Jill back on the market

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz)

468 Carl Reiner is also a left wing wackadoodle.

******************

Carl Weener is bugfuck insane. There's a soundbite of his shrieking antitrump derangement every fucking day of the week.

Posted by: Two Weeks From An Incel at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (+dsLj)

469 Carl Reiner is also a left wing wackadoodle.


And his crapturd fat bald son.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (oVJmc)

470 Dr. Jill back on the market
Posted by: REDACTED


She's aaaaall yours

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (ykYG2)

471

A national security official cited by CNN's Jake Tapper disputed the framing of stories from the New York Times and other outlets on Thursday that spoke of an intelligence assessment finding Russia is attempting to interfere in 2020's election to benefit President Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (aKsyK)

472 dick van dyke is and always was fucked in the head. his meanderings concern me as much as what the fuck lee hoe fuch thinks about beef chou mein. how's his hair? perfect?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (KP5rU)

473
I'm guessing Joe's dead inside of 3



Dr. Jill back on the market

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz)

That's when Hunter makes his move.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (xPl2J)

474 Dick Van Dyke (Penis Van Lesbian, as MTM once said his full name was) has always been a flaming commie-lib loon, so this is par for the course.
Posted by: publius
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Except for those 15 years that he was in an alcoholic stupor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (Y9zp1)

475 pug, you da man!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (KP5rU)

Aw, shucks.

Seriously, if you amble trough our AO next summer, you need to join me and other CO folks for a beer.

cheers!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (x8Wzq)

476 I think if I was Putin, and I was bored and just wanted to have a bit of fun, I'd set aside 250,000 rubles or whatever they use to buy anti-Trump Facebook ads for every Democrat candidate.

Just to sit back and watch and laugh at the retarded American media while smoking a cigar and drinking a liter of vodka while poisoning a government protester.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (MMC4G)

477 459 Could the Russian conspiracy stuff hurt Sanders?

only if not true

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (rpxSz)

478 I'm guessing Joe's dead inside of 3



Dr. Jill back on the market

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz)

That's when Hunter makes his move.
Posted by: mark1971
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Possible Thread winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (Y9zp1)

479 454 Pretty sure Alyssa Milano did some Skinemax during that time. She was never my type plus I always think it's weird when I knew someone as a child actor

I think she did one of the Poison Ivy movies. Jaime Pressly did one of those, at her absolute hottest.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

480 I might go to Sears tomorrow and buy a new mower. Stimulate the economy and see how my man Tom in the tire department is doing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (YCnWA)

481 Clicked on the "Continue reading" link and nothing there, just "Close it up". This has been happening for months, with both Macs and PCs. Anyone else seeing (or not seeing) this? Anyone got a fix?

Posted by: mazzman at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (31t4Z)

482 450 Could the Russian conspiracy stuff hurt Sanders?

The people that vote for him seem pretty prone to believe that type of nonsensical stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (MMC4G)



It won't. See the Russians trying to help Trump is just the simple basic truth.

But the Russians helping Sanders is just conspiracy monger to attempt to tarnish his campaign with a patently obvious lie because they can't stand the thought of this outsider winning.

Posted by: buzzion at February 21, 2020 09:48 PM (Z7lwY)

483


Could Joe be President from a casket?


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 09:48 PM (lg/F7)

484 >>That's when Hunter makes his move.
Posted by: mark1971
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Possible Thread winner


I'm only docking him for the lack of a MILF Hunter Reference.

But, yeh - He wins the Thread.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 09:48 PM (Pll8Y)

485
Dr. Jill back on the market

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz)

That's when Hunter makes his move.
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (xPl2J)

BTDT

Posted by: HUNTER at February 21, 2020 09:48 PM (rpxSz)

486 I thought I had the chimney sweep vote?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:49 PM (aKsyK)

487
481 Clicked on the "Continue reading" link and nothing there, just "Close it up". This has been happening for months, with both Macs and PCs. Anyone else seeing (or not seeing) this? Anyone got a fix?

Posted by: mazzman at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (31t4Z)



Do you have something disabling twitter? because that is what is below the Continue Reading.

Posted by: buzzion at February 21, 2020 09:49 PM (Z7lwY)

488 Anyone else seeing (or not seeing) this? Anyone got a fix?
Posted by: mazzman at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (31t4Z)


The ways of Pixy are inscrutable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:49 PM (BiNEL)

489 469 Carl Reiner is also a left wing wackadoodle.


And his crapturd fat bald son.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (oVJmc)

Just a few more examples of why Hollywood is fucked in the head. I hear grade-school age Meathead used to grab Mary Tyler Moore's admittedly tasty hiney, and everyone would coo "aw, what a loveable scamp."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)

490 475: pug, you're on!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:49 PM (KP5rU)

491 There's a strange vibrating sound by my house or in my house. Maybe I'm about to be abducted by aliens.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

492 Slink.....click,click....

10 more to go.......

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (kFkpX)

493 Trump has kickstarted more careers than cocaine.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (K22Va)

494 One potato, two potato
Three potato, four
Open up Cinnamon I want more

Posted by: Baldy at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (OLCH5)

495 I literally couldn't recognize Harry Reid, as he looks today. I've read that he is gravely ill.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Cssks)

496 There's a strange vibrating sound by my house or in my house. Maybe I'm about to be abducted by aliens.

the Night Of The Living Dildo

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (ykYG2)

497 491 There's a strange vibrating sound by my house or in my house. Maybe I'm about to be abducted by aliens.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (Uu+Jp)


The really big alien spacecraft do that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (BiNEL)

498 I will say Penis Von Lesbian has an excellent video on YouTube about his sobriety. I have a modicum of respect for the man for that. I am not an alcoholic, but his insight and humility did make me tear up.

Posted by: Me at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (pzBOs)

499 > I thought I had the chimney sweep vote?

Only if you can do a better English accent than Dick Van Dyke.

Which, admittedly, isn't hard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Ewo9R)

500 True fact: Rob Reiner's hairline began to recede in the 6th grade. Poor stupid, pudgy bastard.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)

501 "Could Joe be President from a casket?"

Sure, if they can administer the oath via Ouija Board.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:52 PM (mSgQG)

502 There's a strange vibrating sound by my house or in my house. Maybe I'm about to be abducted by aliens.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

......


Sir, we've traced the vibration.

It's coming from inside your wife's dresser drawer,

Get out of the house! Now!

Posted by: Police Calling on an Old Fashioned Corded Phone at February 21, 2020 09:53 PM (MMC4G)

503 I am not an alcoholic, but his insight and humility did make me tear up.
Posted by: Me at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (pzBOs)


That is not an easy road to travel!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:53 PM (BiNEL)

504 495
I literally couldn't recognize Harry Reid, as he looks today. I've read that he is gravely ill.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Cssks)


Be still, my beating heart....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:53 PM (mSgQG)

505 @496
Jesus that's funny.
Going to bed now.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 09:53 PM (SqopC)

506 501 "Could Joe be President from a casket?"

Sure, if they can administer the oath via Ouija Board.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:52 PM (mSgQG)

Administered by the recently deceased Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg.

Natch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)

507 495: not gravely ill enough. we need more asbestos.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

508
Sure, if they can administer the oath via Ouija Board.

Posted by: Mikey NTH
--------

Pretty sure that's how RBG's clerks are writing 'her' opinions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (Y9zp1)

509 Sure, if they can administer the oath via Ouija Board.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:52 PM (mSgQG)


Magic Eightball says
"Yes, definitely!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (BiNEL)

510 497
491 There's a strange vibrating sound by my house or in my house. Maybe I'm about to be abducted by aliens.

No offense but I had a gf that had a vibrator go off in the dresser from time to time.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (K22Va)

511 I literally couldn't recognize Harry Reid, as he looks today. I've read that he is gravely ill.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Cssks)

Pancreatic cancer.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (nRNOc)

512 No offense but I had a gf that had a vibrator go off in the dresser from time to time.
Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (K22Va)

Not offended

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

513 "482 450 Could the Russian conspiracy stuff hurt Sanders?

The people that vote for him seem pretty prone to believe that type of nonsensical stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (MMC4G)



It won't. See the Russians trying to help Trump is just the simple basic truth.

But the Russians helping Sanders is just conspiracy monger to attempt to tarnish his campaign with a patently obvious lie because they can't stand the thought of this outsider winning."

Yes, exactly.

Also, the Bernie Bros. will claim the Sanders-Russia Collusion Hoax was a fiendish plot by both Trump and Putin to harm Bernie's juggernaut.

Also, can you imagine what Peak Crazy will look like in the United States?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (puu6v)

514 Pancreatic cancer.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (nRNOc)


So same as RBG, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (BiNEL)

515 >>No offense but I had a gf that had a vibrator go off in the dresser from time to time.


Had girlfriend visiting from Sweden and her brother sent her a picture of her Vibrator in a bowl of unscrambled eggs with the message:

"Your Hand Mixer Sucks"

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 09:57 PM (Pll8Y)

516 Also, the Bernie Bros. will claim the Sanders-Russia Collusion Hoax was a fiendish plot by both Trump and Putin to harm Bernie's juggernaut.


Bernie's juggernaut must be a euphemism.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:57 PM (Uu+Jp)

517 I literally couldn't recognize Harry Reid, as he looks today. I've read that he is gravely ill.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Cssks)

Pancreatic cancer.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (nRNOc)

Apparently, for lefties, pancreatic cancer is akin to a case of dyspepsia. Maybe it's that whole selling your soul thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)

518 So same as RBG, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (BiNEL)

Yes.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (nRNOc)

519 Could Joe be President from a casket?


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 09:48 PM (lg/F7)


I don't see anything in Article II or the 25th Amendment that prohibits it!

Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

520 > Pretty sure Alyssa Milano did some Skinemax during that time.





There was a vampire movie out in that time period where she got nekkid a lot.



Probably better to just look for the good clips online rather than wasting time with the entire movie.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (Ewo9R)


she's a lunatic, but from the pics I saw she got a nice rack.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (9Om/r)

521 I don't even OWN a d-

Posted by: Ed Norton the Narrator at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (l3+k2)

522 Dick Van Dyke owned a Studebaker Avanti.
By oath, I can't say anything more bad about him.
Kind of an exclusive club. Unless there aren't any Herb Shriner fans left.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (8IOEj)

523 Apparently, for lefties, pancreatic cancer is akin to a case of dyspepsia. Maybe it's that whole selling your soul thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)


Those blood transfusions from aborted babies are a real help!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (BiNEL)

524 >>she's a lunatic, but from the pics I saw she had a nice rack.


I'm betting the Polling Numbers on them are sagging these days.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (Pll8Y)

525 who gives a sorry limp dick fuck about harry reid. he still fucking hates you. and always will.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (KP5rU)

526 If I see an eerie gold glow I'll know it's what's her names gold dildo.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 10:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

527 Bernie's juggernaut must be a euphemism.
Posted by: Northernlurker
---------

Gonna miss on account of the ONT, but, juggarnaut:

"an idea, custom, fashion, etc., that demands either blind devotion or merciless sacrifice," 1854, a figurative use of Juggernaut , 1630s ( Iaggernat ), "huge wagon bearing an image of the god Krishna," especially that at the town of Puri, drawn annually in procession during which (apocryphally) devotees allowed themselves to be crushed under its wheels in sacrifice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 10:01 PM (NAs56)

528 There was a vampire movie out in that time period where she got nekkid a lot.




Probably better to just look for the good clips online rather than wasting time with the entire movie.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (Ewo9R)




It's a good movie....to fast forward through stop at the nude scenes and fast forward again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 10:01 PM (b/YIs)

529 525
who gives a sorry limp dick fuck about harry reid. he still fucking hates you. and always will.

Amen to that. Fuck him.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 10:01 PM (K22Va)

530 511

Well indeed. We all will slip "our mortal coils" at some point.

not gonna go there....(but some do wish for the harm done.)

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:02 PM (kFkpX)

531 if alyssa milano has a nice rack, i need a crane to put my dick to bed every night. ta fuck?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:02 PM (KP5rU)

532 NOOD WDONT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:03 PM (BiNEL)

533
>>she's a lunatic, but from the pics I saw she had a nice rack.





I'm betting the Polling Numbers on them are sagging these days.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (Pll8Y)

I wouldn't think by that much since she isn't "that" old, but I'm sure gravity is fighting the good fight.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 10:03 PM (9Om/r)

534 Joe thinks an IQ test is like golf. Low score wins.


Posted by: Toad-O at February 21, 2020 10:03 PM (ALNIT)

535 530
on myself, he was a most "STUPENDOUS POLITICAL "C*^K-S>CK#R as ever held a post.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:08 PM (kFkpX)

536 Clint is active on the Twitter. I'm sure it will come up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (jK8Z7)

537 Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles

The funniest thing about this is that my leftist sister voted for Romney because of him.

Fuck I didn't even vote for him.

Posted by: ryukyu at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (vKhgw)

Mike Bloomberg Now Cribbing from Jeb! Bush's Playbook of Ultimate Victory

In 2016, wealth Establishment c**ks decided they'd really Connect With The Young People by doing some of that Twitter Snark but on a cutting-edge, ultramodern platform -- billboards.


jebbillboards

unhinged

Well, that effort to troll Trump with billboards went so well for Jeb! Bush and his C**kpaign Manager Mike Murphy that Mike Bloomberg has decided to commit his own Act of Love.

Here's how John Ekdahl greeted the billboards in 2016:

Should go about the same way now.

Oh wait -- Mike! is already going the same way as Jeb!

And you can't troll the Master Troll:

But Micro Mike isn't just buying billboards -- he's paying congenitally unfunny leftwing scolds to make memes for him:

Posted by: Ace at 07:34 PM




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1 Uno !!!

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq)

2 DUe ?

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq)

3 Oh , there's content ....

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)

4 I guess I better read....

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)

5 Billboard:

DONALD TRUMP IS A BIG DOODY HEAD AND HE MADE ME PUNCH MYSELF IN MY FACE AND HE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED, AND I MADE IN MY PANTS!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, People's Front of Judaea at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (xPJvm)

6 Mike Bloomberg smells like old man pants.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (t41dG)

7 Baby Bloomberg being held by Trump.



Haha

Posted by: Wut at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (BIGfR)

8 Donald Trump once had a big gulp after I banned it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (WI7YS)

9 Geezz, that vid !!! LOL

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

10 Bring it you mini douche.

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (KNsKs)

11 Midgets can't Meme, yo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

12 Trump's wall fell over?

?????

That's it?

So, Ace, maybe you could get Micro Mike to buy some ideas from you, but, make sure they can be read ambiguously?

Shouldn't be too hard, as these people aren't very bright.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 07:39 PM (WEBkv)

13 It's a shame in a way. The actual little boy who was dressed like Donald Trump was so cute; Bloomberg meme not so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:40 PM (WI7YS)

14 They aren't even funny. Or clever. Or anything but just plain retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

15 Next up: an ad campaign on MySpace.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:40 PM (78Xqz)

16 Mike Bloomberg eats shit.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 21, 2020 07:40 PM (63517)

17 Microbe is really trying to burn through his money before he croaks, isn't he?

Does he not have any children, or are they all estranged, or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (Ewo9R)

18 Scavino gets it.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (bDqIh)

19 Baby Bloomberg being held by Trump.

I suggested the other night that Trump have Baby Balloons for all the candidates.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (WI7YS)

20 This is super lame. Like at least four standard deviations lame.

Mike, I have an idea for you. I had to listen to *four* of your radio ads on my way home, so it is fresh in my mind, and these stupid billboards emphasize the point. Ready? Okay, here goes: tell me what you stand for. Use short, declarative sentences and active voice.

And no, trite phrases like, "we need to get it done against demagogues" and "we need to rally around our values as children of God" won't do it either.

Firm positions, precisely communicated. Go for it. You'll find it liberating.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (IT/Xb)

21 Bloomberg obviously speaks for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (BiNEL)

22 "One small step (back) for Democracy, one giant Leap for Mike Bloomberg."

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (Pll8Y)

23 - Asma Khalid (@asmamk) February 21, 2020


This twit's feed is telling people how low Trump enthusiasm is and how the Dems are the energized ones.

NPR employee, shocker.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (oVJmc)

24 Oh that vid! I'm pissing myself. Now that's funny.

Posted by: High low yo! at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (nzKWW)

25 Trump supporters have raced to photoshop Bloomie's billboards:

"Bloomberg is too short to ride on a roller coaster by himself."

"Bloomberg got his ass kicked by a fake Indian."



Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (d6Ksn)

26 i see 'Trump skis in jeans' stickers here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (ykYG2)

27 I feel the need to reword a song that dick stomps bloomberg. I need ideas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (9Om/r)

28 Well, at least Bloomberg is setting his own money on fire.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (WEBkv)

29 Can't wait to hear Scott Adams' persuasion analysis on this, heh.
Because those are like "The jerk store called. . ."


Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (bDqIh)

30 I wish I could figure a way to get some of those Bloomberg Bucks. Always wanted an HK 91.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (C1Lsn)

31 That's the very definition of rapier like wit there.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

32 AHAHAHAHAH holy shit, that can't be real.

Bloomberg is so doomed.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (t+qrx)

33 Asma Khalid (@asmamk) February 21, 2020


This twit's feed is telling people how low Trump enthusiasm is and how the Dems are the energized ones.

NPR employee, shocker.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (oVJmc)
++++++++++
Eh, let 'em shout into the Twitter well. Fuck 'em. Don't mean nothin'.

But also, defund the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. And I don't just mean dollars. I mean their *massive* subsidies/discounts on spectrum licensing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (IT/Xb)

34 He is so fucking terrible.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (P5k1D)

35 The Left just can't meme.

It's still jaw dropping to me that Bloomberg has spent around $500 million so far.

At least the way Bloomberg is spending it, it's not going to do a damn thing.

I do wonder though if this was 20 years ago before America started streaming everything, would it have made a much bigger impact.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 07:44 PM (sjTfF)

36 It doesn't matter what medium you use, if you have nothing to say, you're just wasting money.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:44 PM (T6t7i)

37 Here's another bright billboard idea/s

Donald Trump sometimes farts. Mike Bloomberg never does

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:44 PM (WI7YS)

38 I don't think it's in the cards for Bloomberg.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 07:44 PM (zr5Kq)

39 I feel the need to reword a song that dick stomps bloomberg. I need ideas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (9Om/r)
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Maybe reword "Beth"

Oh, Mike, what can I do?

Me and guys are meming, oh, Mike, what can I do?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 07:44 PM (WEBkv)

40 They are going to clean up Biden, and then tun him.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)

41 or run him, whatever...

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)

42 Democrats have nothing to offer but anger--and they're angry you're happy, have a job, have more money, etc.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 21, 2020 07:45 PM (JzvgC)

43 >>It's still jaw dropping to me that Bloomberg has spent around $500 million so far.


For : 0 Delegates

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:45 PM (Pll8Y)

44

Dennis Miller used to have Mike Murphy on his radio show from time to time. Dennis called him one of the smartest people in politics.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 07:45 PM (aKsyK)

45 Donald Trump sometimes enjoys a hamburger, Bloomberg never does.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 07:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

46 I can't post in this thread because of an NDA with Bloomberg Media.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 21, 2020 07:46 PM (SfYbS)

47 And no, trite phrases like, "we need to get it done against demagogues" and "we need to rally around our values as children of God" won't do it either.

Firm positions, precisely communicated. Go for it. You'll find it liberating.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (IT/Xb)


"We must move forward together!"

"The future - that's where we're going!"

I moonlight as a speechwriter for Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:46 PM (78Xqz)

48 I hear Bloomberg has leased all the zeppelins in the US to play snarky Victrola messages over important swing states.

Posted by: Keith at February 21, 2020 07:46 PM (jdGlx)

49 People try to copy Elvis and STILL can't beat the original. Can't hold Trump's jock strap even with $60B.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 07:46 PM (K22Va)

50
I've been listening to MSNBC all day. The machine is supporting Bloomberg. It's going to be fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 07:46 PM (G51Gf)

51 The Bloomberg campaign is hiring more than 500 'deputy digital organizers' to work 20-30 hours a week and receive $2,500 a month, documents show. The job? Promote Bloomberg to everyone in their phones' contacts by text and make social-media posts

Ooh I want this job. Fill up a burner phone full of the local Democrats and annoy the p!ss out of them on Bloomaparte's behalf.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:46 PM (ykYG2)

52 Kathy Griffin was unavailable to give Micro Mike a hand?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 07:46 PM (WEBkv)

53 This twit's feed is telling people how low Trump enthusiasm is and how the Dems are the energized ones.

There are states that still use the electric chair? Cool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (78Xqz)

54 Donald Trump sometimes farts. Mike Bloomberg never does

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Well, he does, but Mike Bloomberg lives in an hermetically sealed box. So you're safe.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

55 In another example of wasting money, the Arlington County, VA Democratic Committee recently launched a fundraiser to pay for up to 2,000 signs saying "Dump Trump!" along with encouragement to volunteer and their website.


Yes, because Arlington, VA and nearby environs are at risk of going for Trump in November. (Probably a gambit to boost turnout to counterbalance the rest of the state.)

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (nRNOc)

56 *&A#*)(873040#

Speak of the devil. Bloomberg ad on TV. I'm watching game shows.

Here's a nickel's worth of free advice for the Game Show Network: I watch game shows to watch silly normal folks having a bit of fun. It is a tiny little slice of normalcy in a weird, fucked up, angry world. Don't sell ad time to political crap. I get enough of that in real life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (IT/Xb)

57 Bloomberg thinks he's copying Trump in 2016, but he just doesn't get it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (oVJmc)

58 28 Well, at least Bloomberg is setting his own money on fire.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (WEBkv)

It's like the people he hired and are paying very well are secret Trump supporters coming up with ways to sink his campaign.

"No, Mike, nobody's going to say a word about the NDAs or Stop and Frisk during the debate. It's going to be all
policy!"

"Let's put up billboards insulting Trump! That'll change people's minds!"

Crap, why didn't I think of doing that? I could use a job with benes and a free laptop and some of Bloomie's cash.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (d6Ksn)

59
>>Donald Trump sometimes farts. Mike Bloomberg never does.**



**This Ad Paid For by Horse Faced Lesbians For Donald Trump

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (Pll8Y)

60 Donald Trump sometimes enjoys a hamburger, Bloomberg never does.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 07:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Donald Trump enjoys life and thinks you should too, Bloomberg thinks you shouldn't...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 07:48 PM (WEBkv)

61 Trump's wall fell over?

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THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS KAPUT

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2020 07:48 PM (kOpft)

62 48
I hear Bloomberg has leased all the zeppelins in the US to play snarky Victrola messages over important swing states.

Posted by: Keith


Mike Bloomberg is touring the nation via canal. He's digging them as we speak.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:48 PM (T6t7i)

63 Donald Trump sometimes farts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:44 PM (WI7YS)


Hook him up. We can use him as an energy source.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:48 PM (78Xqz)

64 >>People try to copy Elvis and STILL can't beat the original.


True that. Little Richard can't be matched by anyone.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:48 PM (Pll8Y)

65 "Please Clap!"

Posted by: Jeb! Little Mikey at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (whOIk)

66 Bloomberg, the rich uncle who gives socks at Christmas.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (C1Lsn)

67 Bloomberg thinks he's copying Trump in 2016, but he just doesn't get it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (oVJmc)

Like watching a German do stand-up comedy.

"Sank You. I'll be all ze veek."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, People's Front of Judaea at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (xPJvm)

68 Donald Trump sometimes farts. Mike Bloomberg never does.

Because Bloomberg is that constipated.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (ykYG2)

69 43 >>It's still jaw dropping to me that Bloomberg has spent around $500 million so far.


For : 0 Delegates



It really is Jeb's strategy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

70 So mini Mike blows 1/2 billion for nothing, pocket change for him.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (ZCEU2)

71 I'm in the mood for a Big Gulp.

Posted by: Little Mikey Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (EgshT)

72 THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS KAPUT


Posted by: Methos


Disconcerting.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (T6t7i)

73 "No, Mike, nobody's going to say a word about the NDAs or Stop and Frisk during the debate. It's going to be all
policy!"


Mini Mike's campaign song will be "Why NDA," sung by the Village People.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (78Xqz)

74 OK, here something funny from zi Cipolla :

"Bloomberg Housekeepers Brace For Another Day Of Dressing Up Like DNC Candidates And Letting Boss Beat Them In Debate".

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (zr5Kq)

75

Anyone wanna watch something interesting?

Here's Mary Matalin in September 2016 correctly predicting the outcome of '16 election. Best part: the two Bloomberg Fake News jerkoffs looking at her like she's cuckoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-0Pd6twLG8

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (VYGvH)

76 Is it the use of a billboard people think is stupid or is it the messages on the billboards?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

77 It's like the people he hired and are paying very well are secret Trump supporters coming up with ways to sink his campaign.

That's what I thought. A Trump mole in the Bloomberg camp.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (WI7YS)

78 68 Donald Trump sometimes farts. Mike Bloomberg never does.

Because Bloomberg is that constipated.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (ykYG2)


Buttplug only wishes he could be constipated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (78Xqz)

79 I hear Bloomberg has leased all the zeppelins in the US to play snarky Victrola messages over important swing states.

Wouldn't that fit Biden and his 23 Skidoo Tour better?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (6XLoz)

80 Crap, why didn't I think of doing that? I could use a job with benes and a free laptop and some of Bloomie's cash.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (d6Ksn)
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Yeah, but all of that comes with Mike.

You sure it's worth it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (WEBkv)

81 Is it the use of a billboard people think is stupid or is it the messages on the billboards?

Yes.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (6XLoz)

82 Is it the use of a billboard people think is stupid or is it the messages on the billboards?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (2DOZq)
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Yes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 07:51 PM (WEBkv)

83 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

I think billboards can be fine. The messages are crummy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:51 PM (WI7YS)

84 It doesn't matter what medium you use, if you have nothing to say, you're just wasting money.
Posted by: pep

____________________

Bloomberg needs an issue besides promising to spend a lot of money.

People like Perot and Steve Forbes had a unique message and money to back it. Neither have spent anywhere near what Bloomberg has dropped in just a few weeks.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 07:51 PM (sjTfF)

85 Mini Mike's campaign song will be "Why NDA," sung by the Village People.

Someone's got to meme this. It'll probably be a Democrat.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:51 PM (ykYG2)

86 Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (6XLoz)

---------------

Missed it by >< that much.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 07:51 PM (WEBkv)

87 WTF does he have such high favorability among conservatives?? Who are they asking?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2020 07:52 PM (QLlrr)

88
Bloomberg's campaign reeks of bitter jealousy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:52 PM (VYGvH)

89 Is it the use of a billboard people think is stupid or is it the messages on the billboards?

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Jeb! Little Mikey at February 21, 2020 07:52 PM (whOIk)

90

Shit, Bloomberg is so stupid I wish I can come up with a scheme to get a few million from him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 07:52 PM (zBaqJ)

91 Is it the use of a billboard people think is stupid or is it the messages on the billboards?
---
Would the messages work better if they were being spelled out with fireworks?
I mean, they'd cost more, so maybe?

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2020 07:52 PM (kOpft)

92 WTF does he have such high favorability among conservatives?? Who are they asking?
Posted by: Jordan61

I Like Mike

Posted by: Salon Hot 25- counting their Mike money at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (SfYbS)

93 Bloomberg needs an issue besides promising to spend a lot of money.

54 forty or fight is available.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (T6t7i)

94 76
Yes.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (Tt761)

95 Bloomberg needs an issue besides promising to spend a lot of money.

Srsly, what IS his issue?

For that matter, what serious issue do ANY of the Dems have? Global warming is not a serious issue. Neither is vague uncosted-out proposals re healthcare.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (78Xqz)

96 Bloomberg thinks he's copying Trump in 2016, but he just doesn't get it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (oVJmc)

Thing is Trump has a sense of joy and humor in his life. Bloomie has neither!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (BiNEL)

97 Watch me con Mini Mike into stimulating the economy...
[winks]

Posted by: PDT at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (g0Lfb)

98 Really? Someone with the awesome nickname of Little Big Gulp wants to get into a billboard war with 4Chan, Don Jr., and GEOTUS?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (KXHve)

99 I think billboards can be fine. The messages are crummy.
---
He's just doing it wrong

Posted by: Burma Shave at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (kOpft)

100 Not that Asma Khalid would include the context of those allegedly scandalous Trump rally quotes, if she even got it, but Trump started with talking about his Apprentice show and then segued into how reality show producer Mark Burnett had said to him that this election was 100x better than all reality shows combined. Then Trump went on to describe the "cast" of this crazy, funny reality show campaign season, ending with, "but it's not a show, this is real." It was an effective way to both make the debate a big joke and then get own to the business of reviewing his real accomplishments and real goals.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (bDqIh)

101 This almost makes me feel sorry for Bloomberg.

Almost.

Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

102 Mini Mike has bought up all the ad time in CO. I see his ad every other commercial break. I can't remember the last time I saw an ad by any other demonrat candidate. That really has to piss them off. We're a Super Tuesday state.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (VNmG1)

103 Is it the use of a billboard people think is stupid or is it the messages on the billboards?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

___________

The messages more than anything. They're not funny or clever and say NOTHING about what Bloomberg wants to do as President.

Billboards are probably about as effective as TV advertising these days.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 07:54 PM (sjTfF)

104 Donald Trump eats two scoops of ice cream. Michael Bloomberg never has dessert.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:54 PM (WI7YS)

105 101 This almost makes me feel sorry for Bloomberg.

Almost.
Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (Ed8Zd)



It's like feeling sorry for Hitler after the Beer Hall Putsch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 07:54 PM (zBaqJ)

106

You know what "mike" needs?

Endorsements from Wrestlers and Athaletes.

Also, "mike" needs to pay some Regular Joes and Regular Janes to hang out with him. You know, folks wearing blue jeans and plaid shirts, and carrying rifles around, with a long straw between their teeths.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:54 PM (VYGvH)

107 @asmamk

So, one big picture takeaway from this Trump rally is how low-energy it feels compared to 2016 (and even 201.

No doubt - there are plenty of superfans here. Lots of applause for the usual lines. But a number of people have already cleared out.


Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (bDqIh)

108 Little Big Gulp.

Ha!

Had not heard that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, People's Front of Judaea at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (xPJvm)

109 Speak of the devil. Bloomberg ad on TV. I'm watching game shows.



Here's a nickel's worth of free advice for the Game Show Network: I
watch game shows to watch silly normal folks having a bit of fun. It is a
tiny little slice of normalcy in a weird, fucked up, angry world. Don't
sell ad time to political crap. I get enough of that in real life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (IT/Xb)

If it's a game show, you're going to see Bloomberg ads. Doesn't matter if it's GSN or the Price is Right on CBS or any of the others.
Advertising on GSN is dirt cheap.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (nRNOc)

110 Mike Bloomberg is touring the nation via canal. He's digging them as we speak.
Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:48 PM (T6t7i)

Well, that did help John Quincy Adams curb stomp Andrew Jackson, so it is a proven strategy.

Posted by: Keith at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (jdGlx)

111

Srsly, what IS his issue?



#OrangeManBad, #TinyManGood

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (oVJmc)

112 Having no sense of humor the left just can't do memes. But they are hilarious when they try.
POTUS DJT is a master at memes.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (pw+jk)

113 Donald Trump is the president. Michael Bloomberg isn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (IT/Xb)

114
86 Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2020 07:50 PM (6XLoz)

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Missed it by >
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


And you got Number 86!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

115 108 Little Big Gulp.

Ha!

Had not heard that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, People's Front of Judaea at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (xPJvm)


That one's mine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (zBaqJ)

116 Are those billboards real, or is this a "deep fake?"

They're so bad I can't tell. But if Bloomy is forking over millions for this shit, then carry on, sir. You'll hit pay dirt sooooooon. Keep digging.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (3H9h1)

117 He's got to tell a story

Posted by: Burma Shave at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (kOpft)

118 How did I make all of that money again?

Posted by: Little Mikey Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 07:56 PM (EgshT)

119 They got little baby legs that stand so low,
You got to pick em up just to say hello.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 07:56 PM (K22Va)

120 How'd you like to see the billboard ideas they DIDN'T go with?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:56 PM (oVJmc)

121
Mike needs to have the cast of Hee Haw be his entourage.

How much for a WWF wrestler's endorsement?
I'll bet he could endorsements from the Astros pretty cheap.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:56 PM (VYGvH)

122 I was hearing a report where that Yang weirdo that dropped out said Bloomberg contacted his donors and urged them to just not give to Yangs campaign.

So not only is Bloomberg spending money like crazy, he's starving other campaigns from the big donors making the case it's a complete waste for them to donate.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 07:56 PM (sjTfF)

123 That one's mine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (zBaqJ)

Noice!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, People's Front of Judaea at February 21, 2020 07:56 PM (xPJvm)

124 The messages more than anything. They're not funny or clever and say NOTHING about what Bloomberg wants to do as President.



Billboards are probably about as effective as TV advertising these days.

Posted by: Blago


It's basically the Pedro "South of the Border" billboard campaign. It doesn't say anything other than to remind you of the name as you're bored stiff driving south on 95.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:56 PM (T6t7i)

125 "Please clap."

Bloomberg

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

126 95 Bloomberg needs an issue besides promising to spend a lot of money.

Srsly, what IS his issue?

For that matter, what serious issue do ANY of the Dems have? Global warming is not a serious issue. Neither is vague uncosted-out proposals re healthcare.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:53 PM (78Xqz)

His issue is protecting his bank accounts from Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:56 PM (j3npP)

127 For that matter, what serious issue do ANY of the Dems have?
-----

Reparations!


I'll outline my plan at the next debate, which is sponsored by the Congressional Black Caucus.

Posted by: Liz Warren at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (DCYln)

128 They're so bad I can't tell. But if Bloomy is forking over millions for this shit, then carry on, sir. You'll hit pay dirt sooooooon. Keep digging.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (3H9h1)
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There has to be a pony in there somewhere.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (Eicbe)

129 Billboards are probably about as effective as TV advertising these days.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 07:54 PM (sjTfF)


You know what Mini Mike needs to do to get his message out?

Spam.

He'll be loved by millions.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (aS1PU)

130 I feel the need to reword a song that dick stomps bloomberg. I need ideas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Bloomy instead of Mandy? I'm reaching here, aren't I?

Also, Bloomy is eviscerated because of NDA's whilst Trump is being PAID by a washed up porn starlet.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (VNfwt)

131 Sooth, LoL I got a Danny Devito commercial for how great Bernie is on that YouTube link

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (ZCEU2)

132 WTF does he have such high favorability among conservatives?? Who are they asking?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2020 07:52 PM (QLlrr)

I'll take "The Cuckwark" for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (h4i5u)

133 If it's a game show, you're going to see Bloomberg ads. Doesn't matter if it's GSN or the Price is Right on CBS or any of the others.
Advertising on GSN is dirt cheap.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (nRNOc)
++++++++++++
I'm sure it is. Even if it weren't, Bloomberg's carpet-bombing ad strategy would make the ad buy anyway. I think that GSN should consider not taking the bid. They know their niche. They even have an ad for their own network that they run about getting away from all the stuff on the TV that makes you mad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (IT/Xb)

134 77 A Trump mole in the Bloomberg camp. You know, that wouldn't surprise me. Maybe our President, who doesn't seem to need much sleep gets bored with the tweeting. Maybe he keeps a big old pickle jar filled with money, just to screw with enemies and get a good chuckle in the process. 2:00 am, reaches in jar, pulls out twenty grand, dispatches moles to 2 campaigns.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (C1Lsn)

135 When your enemy is shooting himself in the dick, stand quietly by, and reload for him.

- Shih Tzu

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (rBtIz)

136
I
watch game shows to watch silly normal folks having a bit of fun. It is a
tiny little slice of normalcy in a weird, fucked up, angry world. Don't
sell ad time to political crap. I get enough of that in real life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I watch MeTV to see old shows like Mannix!
But I get Bloomberg ads there, too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (aKsyK)

137 Are those billboards real, or is this a "deep fake?"

---
Blue checkmark for "Team Bloomberg": that's the campaign bragging about their own brilliance.

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (kOpft)

138 The Bloomberg campaign is hiring more than 500 "deputy digital organizers" to work 20-30 hours a week and receive $2,500 a month, documents show. The job? Promote Bloomberg to everyone in their phones' contacts by text and make social-media posts.





Raymond Shaw Michael Bloomberg is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life




Can I get my $2,500 now?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (Ty/7D)

139 Are those billboards real, or is this a "deep fake?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (3H9h1)
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Is that what Jenner calls his lady parts?

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (Eicbe)

140 Yes, because Arlington, VA and nearby environs are at risk of going for Trump in November. (Probably a gambit to boost turnout to counterbalance the rest of the state.)

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:47 PM (nRNOc)


Vendette, it seems to me that this is still scary. Gov Coonman proclaimed that he was an insane infanticidal gun-grabbing totalitarian yet Virginia still voted in a Dem legislature with the same announced political bent!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (BiNEL)

141 How did I make all of that money again?
Posted by: Little Mikey Bloomberg

Selling machines that gave market info of dubious value to gullible traders.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (SfYbS)

142 Mini-Mike has a bus now.
President Trump used his own plane and helicopter to do barnstorming.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (pw+jk)

143
All the really cool kids are using Yahoo! and the Ask Jeeves Search Engine.

Bloomberg needs to be using those if he wants to connect with Middle America and Today's movin' groovin' Youth.



Posted by: naturalfake at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (9wmyx)

144

btw, you hear this?

The New York scum who own the Red Sox have hired David Ortiz as a "consultant," whatever that means. For the field, not office. Anyway, Ortiz called one of the Astros a "snitch" yesterday. On camera.

That's nice PR, there, Red Sox. You cheating scum.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (VYGvH)

145 Bloomberg---the 'Severe Progressive'.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (WoOOs)

146 I went to the carwash today. Long queue (it has been snowing). The car in front of me had a peeling Bernie sticker.

I was hoping and hoping for the inevitable, but alas I was disappointed. The high-pressure sprayers peeled it worse, but the bastard hung on.

I suspect this will be a metaphor for his campaign.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (IT/Xb)

147 If Bloomber pays me...$250k (I don't want to be greedy....), I'lll make sure me and my friends vote for him in the Dem primary !

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)

148 Imagine how many more delegates Jeb! could have gotten if he had over $1 billion to blow on his campaign in 2016? He could have easily doubled it from three to six.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)

149 138
Raymond Shaw Michael Bloomberg is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life




Can I get my $2,500 now?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (Ty/7D)



*Wink-wink!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (zBaqJ)

150 I'll take "The Cuckwark" for $200, Alex.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (h4i5u)

It's got to be. Because those numbers are bullshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (QLlrr)

151 And keep the kids interested, so they'll behave.

Posted by: Burma Shave at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (kOpft)

152 If Bloomberg has taught us anything, it's no trick to make alot of money, if all you want to do is make alot of money.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 21, 2020 08:00 PM (6/uwW)

153 Does anyone else automatically see Bloomberg as a living Montgomery Burns?

I can see his face and here in the Monty B voice: "Billboards with impertinent retorts... excellent."

Posted by: Keith at February 21, 2020 08:00 PM (jdGlx)

154 Whatever bad you want to say about Trump, he has a clear and easy to understand agenda.

What did McCain offer in 2008? Another MidEast war?

Romney in 2012? A donor class whore that would only do 98% of what Obama would do?

Ideas and agendas really do matter way more than ad dollars. I will concede though money matters a great deal in down ticket races where things like name ID are an issue.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 08:00 PM (sjTfF)

155 and Mike's ads are godawful and creepy. Mike will take guns and force you to pay for abortions. That message works in the wealthy suburbia, yes. It's going to fail in the cities, where they just want socialism. Let alone the rural counties.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 08:00 PM (ykYG2)

156 Miss me yet?

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at February 21, 2020 08:00 PM (DMUuz)

157 You just gotta' throw some black kidsideas against the wall.

Posted by: Mikey B. at February 21, 2020 08:00 PM (Eicbe)

158 Come on, those billboards were paid, and are advertising, for the Babylon Bee -- America's "paper of record" now -- amirite?

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (WqPYg)

159 Well, at least Bloomberg is setting his own money on fire.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (WEBkv)

It's like the people he hired and are paying very well are secret Trump supporters coming up with ways to sink his campaign.

"No, Mike, nobody's going to say a word about the NDAs or Stop and Frisk during the debate. It's going to be all
policy!"

"Let's put up billboards insulting Trump! That'll change people's minds!"

Crap, why didn't I think of doing that? I could use a job with benes and a free laptop and some of Bloomie's cash.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 21, 2020 07:47

----------

Never too late. Call him up and offer your services as a frequent and well respected commenter at a smart military blog!

If you promise to buy all the drinks at the next MoMe, I bet he horde would go along with the gag!

"I have a new found respect for Midget billionaires."

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (+0uDE)

160 Then they'll grow up to buy...

Posted by: Burma Shave at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (kOpft)

161
The Bloomberg campaign is hiring more than 500 "deputy digital organizers" fat, smelly, lazy-ass 30-40 year old duckweeds still living with their parents to work 20-30 hours a week and receive $2,500 a month, documents show. The job? Promote Bloomberg to everyone in their phones' contacts by text and make social-media posts.


FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (9wmyx)

162 'Scream, Blacula, Scream' coming on Comet.

For Black History Month, I guess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

163 Miss me yet?
Posted by: ¡Jeb! at February 21, 2020 08:00 PM (DMUuz)
---
How was the nap?

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (Eicbe)

164 Bloomberg would benefit immensely from an endorsement by Michael Dukakis...

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (/Ve1Y)

165 Vendette, it seems to me that this is still scary. Gov Coonman proclaimed that he was an insane infanticidal gun-grabbing totalitarian yet Virginia still voted in a Dem legislature with the same announced political bent!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (BiNEL)


Meanwhile, California is going hell-bent for leather to corner the vagrant demographic. There are probably only half a dozen vagrants in the country who aren't here yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (78Xqz)

166 Maybe Bloomberg was a big fan of the movie Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (2DOZq)

167 I watch MeTV to see old shows like Mannix!
But I get Bloomberg ads there, too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I've been getting them during Gunsmoke in INSP. So pathetic.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:02 PM (MTxDQ)

168 Sooth, LoL I got a Danny Devito commercial for how great Bernie is on that YouTube link
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (ZCEU2)

"Bloomberg, a guy I can look up to?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 08:02 PM (LxWV7)

169 I'll bet he could endorsements from the Astros pretty cheap.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:56 PM (VYGvH)


MiniMike's team. He needs an Astro's Uni with #46.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2020 08:02 PM (y7DUB)

170 Come on, those billboards were paid, and are advertising, for the Babylon Bee -- America's "paper of record" now -- amirite?
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (WqPYg)
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Fake news. There are no bees working at Babylon Bee!

Posted by: Snopes at February 21, 2020 08:02 PM (Eicbe)

171 Bloomberg would benefit immensely from an endorsement by Michael Dukakis...
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (/Ve1Y)
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In a tank.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:03 PM (Eicbe)

172 Donald Trump is too tall!

Posted by: Bloomy Billboard at February 21, 2020 08:03 PM (r+sAi)

173 I watch MeTV to see old shows like Mannix!
But I get Bloomberg ads there, too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (aKsyK)

They probably cannot legally refuse to take a political ad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 08:04 PM (LxWV7)

174
Meanwhile, California is going hell-bent for leather to corner the vagrant demographic. There are probably only half a dozen vagrants in the country who aren't here yet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

If there wasn't so much help here, at tax payer expense, I would start buying but tickets to Cali for the vagrants.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:04 PM (MTxDQ)

175 They probably cannot legally refuse to take a political ad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 08:04 PM (LxWV7)


Hey, money is money.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 08:04 PM (aS1PU)

176 I mean, honestly, who WTF reads billboards anymore? It's like so much background noise.

The only ones I ever look out for are the ones advertising trucker-hooker "rest stops" on I-65. And there are a few of them.

Or maybe... years ago, South of the Border signs on I-95. But I was young.... and impressionable.

But I digress....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 08:04 PM (3H9h1)

177 The Right insufferable billionaire New York blowhard.

Posted by: Billboards by Bloomy at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (Eicbe)

178
49 People try to copy Elvis and STILL can't beat the original. Can't hold Trump's jock strap even with $60B.
Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 07:46 PM (K22Va)


There are few things more humiliating and futile than to try to duplicate a true original.
However, Here's hoping Bloomberg spends his 60 billion trying ....talk about Trumpenfraude!

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (WoOOs)

179 but = bus. Geez, only 2 beers.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (MTxDQ)

180 157 You just gotta' throw some black kids ideas against the wall.
Posted by: Mikey B. at February 21, 2020 08:00 PM (Eicbe)


Proof positive that Mini Mike is not ready for prime time: when Fauxcahontas teed off on him about that, he mumbled some lame excuse.

He had the answer right to hand: he'd just finished saying that the murder rate had halved. He should've just said, "I know some people were upset about the policy, but we were losing so many young black lives that I thought something drastic had to be done. And while you may not like it, it worked, and saved hundreds of black lives every year."

What do you say in response to that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (78Xqz)

181 MiniMike's team. He needs an Astro's Uni with #46.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2020 08:02 PM (y7DUB)
---------------------

I'll loan him my old uniform! Might be a bit too large, though!

Posted by: Eddia Gaedel at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (WEBkv)

182
Bloomberg needs an issue besides promising to spend a lot of money.

Srsly, what IS his issue?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

========

It's never a goal; it's always a method. Take as much power and money from the plebes as possible. What you do with it is incidental.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (G51Gf)

183
If Bloomberg has taught us anything, it's no trick to make alot of money, if all you want to do is make alot of money.
Posted by: Regular joe


Bernstein for president!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (aKsyK)

184 108 Little Big Gulp.

Ha!

Had not heard that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, People's Front of Judaea at February 21, 2020 07:55 PM (xPJvm)


H/t JJ's Morning Report

Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (KXHve)

185 I watch MeTV to see old shows like Mannix!

But I get Bloomberg ads there, too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



I've been getting them during Gunsmoke in INSP. So pathetic.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:02 PM (MTxDQ)

I would have to think that by now a lot more people than just the people hanging around here either hit the mute button or change the channel when those ads appear.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (nRNOc)

186 I don't understand the billboards. Are they supposed to be a sick burn? Is he going to host a gay pride parade in an Indiana town to piss off pence next?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 08:06 PM (VHKq8)

187 Bloomberg would benefit immensely from an endorsement by Michael Dukakis...

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (/Ve1Y)

---

In a tank.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:03 PM (Eicbe)

Septic?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 08:06 PM (9Om/r)

188 162 'Scream, Blacula, Scream' coming on Comet.

For Black History Month, I guess.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (oVJmc)


Waiting for "Pam Grier's Areolas" myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:06 PM (zBaqJ)

189

Notice how none of the Democrat Shits stood up for the insulted farmers at the debate. (Or did they? I didn't watch.)

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:06 PM (VYGvH)

190 Mike Bloomberg Now Cribbing from Jeb! Bush's Playbook of Ultimate Victory
_______



ISWYDT, Ace. Are there no end to the short jokes around here?

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 08:07 PM (WqPYg)

191
Hiring 500 digital onanizers. A lot of people would do that just for free internet connection.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 08:07 PM (PDiNc)

192 Speaking of billboards, why is it the greenies are never out protesting the 60-FOOT-WIDE WIDESCREEN TVS that are used as billboards now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

193 There are too many firearms in this country, and only Mike Bloomberg can rid us of these.


Bloomie send me a check plese

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 08:07 PM (ZCEU2)

194 Humorless scolds shouldn't be allowed to meme.

There should be a law against it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 08:07 PM (WEBkv)

195 If there wasn't so much help here, at tax payer expense, I would start buying but tickets to Cali for the vagrants.
Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:04 PM (MTxDQ)


Same here. I've heard liberal shitheads (BIRM) bleat, "I don't understand why we have so many homeless [by which they mean 'vagrants']. After all, we have all these programs for them."

I look at them the way people used to look at Ted Koppel's hair.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:07 PM (78Xqz)

196 Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 08:04 PM (3H9h1)

I have a close friend who owns a billboard company and has become very wealthy from it. He's moved to build more Digital billboards which I guess have less of a chance to become background noise.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:08 PM (2DOZq)

197 In a tank.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:03 PM (Eicbe)

Septic?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 08:06 PM (9Om/r)
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Nah. I believe him.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:08 PM (Eicbe)

198 I do wonder about Bloomberg's strategy - he could have stayed out of the debate, relied on his own paid media, done reasonably well on Super Tuesday, and only then joined the debates.

I wonder if the Bloomberg people are so worried that Bernie is going to run away with this that they pushed the boss to enter the debates earlier.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 08:08 PM (I2/tG)

199
Meanwhile, California is going hell-bent for leather to corner the vagrant demographic. There are probably only half a dozen vagrants in the country who aren't here yet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM

----------

No, we still have plenty of them here in Below Zero Land.

I think someone should start a charity to purchase the willing homeless bus tickets to California and NYC though.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:08 PM (+0uDE)

200
"Mike" will buying endorsements from former generals and admirals, next. They come pretty cheap, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:08 PM (VYGvH)

201 In the USSR, nothing was thrown away. With all of Bloomberg's money, I'm sure he could find one of those big ass Maxim Gorky airplanes, with the print shop for propaganda leaflets and the loud speakers for patriotic songs. While circling McAlester, OK, he could drop leaflets and announce over the speakers that he'll be taking your guns and halting fracking for your own damn good. NTSB investigators at the crash site note many bullet holes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 08:08 PM (C1Lsn)

202 Is he going to host a gay pride parade in an Indiana town to piss off pence next?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 08:06 PM (VHKq


He's crowding Buttplug's lane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:08 PM (78Xqz)

203 Mike Pompeo says the US will sign a peace deal with the Taliban on Feb 29.

https://tinyurl.com/wo2b3t9

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2020 08:08 PM (sWM8x)

204 ------ You Must Be THIS Tall to Ride the Presidency.

Posted by: Trump Billboard at February 21, 2020 08:09 PM (Eicbe)

205 "Mike" will buying endorsements from former generals and admirals, next. They come pretty cheap, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:08 PM (VYGvH)


I guess Soleimani is right out. Although I hear he's quit smoking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:09 PM (78Xqz)

206 Donald Trump has a Supermodel Wife.
Mike Bloomberg doesn't.

Posted by: Bloomy Billboard at February 21, 2020 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

207 This really needs to be included in posts talking about Bloomberg buring through his cash.

https://youtu.be/2_JTzEppKy8

Posted by: buzzion at February 21, 2020 08:09 PM (Z7lwY)

208 I feel the need to reword a song that dick stomps bloomberg. I need ideas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Bloomy instead of Mandy? I'm reaching here, aren't I?

Also, Bloomy is eviscerated because of NDA's whilst Trump is being PAID by a washed up porn starlet.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (VNfwt)

'You Don't Always Get What You Want....'

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 21, 2020 08:10 PM (WoOOs)

209 but we were losing so many young black lives that I thought something drastic had to be done

Tens of thousands of black men are alive in New York today because of Guiliani's reforms brought down the murder rate.

Why not defend that?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 08:10 PM (I2/tG)

210 "155 and Mike's ads are godawful and creepy. Mike will take guns and force you to pay for abortions. That message works in the wealthy suburbia, yes. It's going to fail in the cities, where they just want socialism. Let alone the rural counties."

The odds are high Citizen Pain hasn't watched one of these cluster commercials Cuck, Inc, has put together for him.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 21, 2020 08:10 PM (puu6v)

211 Anybody remember Randy Newman? Short People?

https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs

Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 21, 2020 08:10 PM (KXHve)

212 I'm guessing Mini Mike is also paying Raimondo.

Posted by: Average Loser at February 21, 2020 08:10 PM (8aO2d)

213 The New York scum who own the Red Sox have hired David Ortiz as a "consultant," whatever that means. For the field, not office. Anyway, Ortiz called one of the Astros a "snitch" yesterday. On camera.

That's nice PR, there, Red Sox. You cheating scum.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (VYGvH)


Those dicknoses must have really blown Rob Manfred to not saying a fucking thing about their cheating, as if any fan is blissfully unaware of it. Fuck off, Papi.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2020 08:10 PM (y7DUB)

214 >>> 164 Bloomberg would benefit immensely from an endorsement by Michael Dukakis...
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 21, 2020 08:01

You know who I have strange new respect for? Michael Dukakis. He was the last Democrat Presidential candidate who accepted his election loss and didn't then proceed to try tear the country apart in post-election bitterness - or actuall betray his country (again) like John Kerry did.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at February 21, 2020 08:11 PM (d9Cw3)

215 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 08:11 PM (arJlL)

216 I mean, honestly, who WTF reads billboards anymore? It's like so much background noise.

I like the ones near Amish areas. They have religious messages.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:11 PM (WI7YS)

217 DONALD TRUMP CHEATS AT GOLF

BLOOMBERG HAS AN HONEST SCORECARD AT PUTT PUTT

Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 08:11 PM (nFwvY)

218
Micro Mike's locked up the Paramecium Vote!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 21, 2020 08:12 PM (9wmyx)

219 I'm guessing Mini Mike is also paying Raimondo.
Posted by: Average Loser

The sad thing is, Raimondo is here just to build his portfolio so he can apply to those jobs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 08:12 PM (SfYbS)

220 I feel the need to reword a song that dick stomps bloomberg. I need ideas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Big John by Jimmy Dean !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 08:12 PM (arJlL)

221 You people say "humorless scold" like it's a bad thing!

Posted by: SJW at February 21, 2020 08:13 PM (Eicbe)

222
I rested my beer can on Mike Bloomberg's skull.

Posted by: naturalfake's T-Shirt Factory at February 21, 2020 08:13 PM (9wmyx)

223 I keep laughing. I'm thinking of songs to reword about bloomberg and the song fish heads keeps playing in my head. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 08:13 PM (9Om/r)

224 Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:59 PM (VYG

His point was why didn't he expose it while he was an Astro. Why wait until you weren't part of the organization anymore. I don't know if snitch is the proper insult but I don't respect the guy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:14 PM (2DOZq)

225 Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at February 21, 2020 08:11

You have a point, I hadn't thought about that.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:14 PM (MTxDQ)

226 Never too late. Call him up and offer your services as a frequent and well respected commenter at a smart military blog!
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM

What am I, minced lutefisk?

Posted by: Raimondo at February 21, 2020 08:14 PM (DMUuz)

227 MLB is drifting into joke status...they can lolgf

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 21, 2020 08:14 PM (/6GbT)

228 Trump had a rally in Phoenix this week

Compare and contrast how many people go to Trump's rallies, and how many go to Bloomie's rallies.

I surprised Bloomie isn't offering a c-note to anyone who attends.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 08:14 PM (I2/tG)

229 I would have to think that by now a lot more people than just the people hanging around here either hit the mute button or change the channel when those ads appear.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (nRNOc)


I find a way to be busy in the kitchen or bathroom...

Posted by: Doc Copper at February 21, 2020 08:14 PM (7s3Gx)

230 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:05 PM (78Xqz)

Shhh! We could have Bloomberg spies here. We don't want them to get any good ideas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:14 PM (WI7YS)

231

Shouldn't that be '111110100 digital organizers'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 08:15 PM (OiC69)

232 Just what makes that little old plant
Think he can do what Democrats can't?

There's a start for you.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:15 PM (Eicbe)

233 "Every morning at the Stock Exchange you'd see him arrive

He stood three feet eight and weighed one thirty five

Big Bloom"

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 08:15 PM (arJlL)

234
173 I watch MeTV to see old shows like Mannix!
But I get Bloomberg ads there, too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (aKsyK)

They probably cannot legally refuse to take a political ad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 08:04 PM (LxWV7)
_______________
Refuse?!?

They are happy to take his money. Broadcast Corporations nation wide are more than happy to have this new source of revenues. Half a billion dollars!

That is a lot of money being thrown in their laps.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:15 PM (+0uDE)

235 Mike Bloomberg Now Cribbing from Jeb! Bush's Playbook of Ultimate Victory
_______



ISWYDT, Ace. Are there no end to the short jokes around here?
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 08:07 PM (WqPYg)


It gets old, doesn't it?

Posted by: R Kelly at February 21, 2020 08:15 PM (hku12)

236 ''Mike, I have an idea for you. I had to listen to *four* of your radio ads on my way home, so it is fresh in my mind, and these stupid billboards emphasize the point. Ready? Okay, here goes: tell me what you stand for. Use short, declarative sentences and active voice. ''

Can't watch a hockey game here in Columbus without those annoying Bloomberg commercials. It's getting really old.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 08:15 PM (RueoN)

237 Waiting for "Pam Grier's Areolas" myself.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:06 PM (zBaqJ)


Bunk!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (q1Pj5)

238 204
------ You Must Be THIS Tall to Ride the Presidency.

Posted by: Trump Billboard at February 21, 2020 08:09 PM (Eicbe)

_________


"Mike -- short, rich, and stupid is no way to go through life." -- Trump Billboard

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (WqPYg)

239 There is was thinking Bloomberg was a pretty smart guy.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (+DS2f)

240 Are the deputy digital organizers from Bangladesh?

Posted by: no good deed at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (MmFTx)

241 217 DONALD TRUMP CHEATS AT GOLF

BLOOMBERG HAS AN HONEST SCORECARD AT PUTT PUTT
Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 08:11 PM (nFwvY)


Bloomberg focuses on his short game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (78Xqz)

242 26 i see 'Trump skis in jeans' stickers here.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (ykYG2)

What does that even mean? I skied in jeans all the time when I was a teenager. Jeans and cuddleduds, and an orange ski jacket with lift tickets on the zipper.

Posted by: Gem at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (65i3Q)

243


WSJ:

The Republican Case for Elizabeth Warren
She has independence and integrity and is no socialist. She just wants the market to work for everyone.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (lg/F7)

244 I'm guessing Mini Mike is also paying Raimondo.
Posted by: Average Loser at February 21, 2020 08:10 PM (8aO2d)


Definitely more effective per dollar than those dogshit commercials, the audio of which should be a flushing sound.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (y7DUB)

245 Any Democrat starting a war of wits is severely under armed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

246
You know who I have strange new respect for? Michael Dukakis. He was the last Democrat Presidential candidate who accepted his election loss and didn't then proceed to try tear the country apart in post-election bitterness - or actuall betray his country (again) like John Kerry did.



Everything is different post-Clinton.

They've really destroyed a lot of the American culture.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

247
His point was why didn't he expose it while he was an Astro. Why wait until you weren't part of the organization anymore. I don't know if snitch is the proper insult but I don't respect the guy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Yeah, sure. Except someone from the Red Sox shouldn't be shit-talking about any of this.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (VYGvH)

248 Donald Trump has loud rallies.
Michael Bloomberg likes to avoid unnecessary people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (WI7YS)

249
I surprised Bloomie isn't offering a c-note to anyone who attends.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Hey, my time is worth money. I suppose the lines wouldn't be long. Collect your C-note and leave.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (MTxDQ)

250 ''"Every morning at the Stock Exchange you'd see him arrive

He stood three feet eight and weighed one thirty five

Big Bloom"''

Big bad Bloom

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (RueoN)

251 200


"Mike" will buying endorsements from former generals and admirals, next. They come pretty cheap, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:08 PM (VYGvH)

________

Lt. Col. Bearclaw sold out for a Dunkin Donuts franchise.

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (WqPYg)

252 204 ------ You Must Be THIS Tall to Ride the Presidency.
Posted by: Trump Billboard at February 21, 2020 08:09 PM (Eicbe)

OMG, laughed so hard I could hardly tell this one to my husband. This one's the best!

Posted by: April at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (OX9vb)

253 Good God those billboards are bad.

I'm going to buy a ribeye this weekend and cook that motherfucker well done just to spite Bloomberg.

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (U7voe)

254 Does Mike Bloomberg have to spend a billion dollars in order to inherit 100 billion dollars like in Brewster's Millions?

Posted by: no good deed at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (MmFTx)

255 You know, Bloomberg could just write each of us a $150 check for our vote. Cut out the middleman so to speak.

But I suspect we'd all just cash the check and vote Trump.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (+DS2f)

256 MIKE BLOOMBERG DOESN'T DUNK (BUT HE COULD IF HE WANTED TO)

MIKE BLOOMBERG CONCENTRATES ON FUNDAMENTALS

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

257 I keep laughing. I'm thinking of songs to reword about bloomberg and the song fish heads keeps playing in my head. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

King Nothing would probably be easy to work into a song about Bloomie.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 08:18 PM (SfYbS)

258 Mini mike has spent almost 500 million dollars

Let's see if I can get in on that gravy train. Let's see if I can sell some killer billboard ideas to the Bloomberg campaign. Some real zingers



Donald Trump orders soup for an appetizer


Mike Bloomberg orders salad




Donald Trump leaves the seat up

Mike Bloomberg pees sitting down



Those ought to be worth a couple of million, right?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:18 PM (Ty/7D)

259 By crowding the center lane, but not winning enough delegates, Bloomie may help Bernie get the nomination.

The irony, it Berns

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2020 08:18 PM (RUEc6)

260 255 You know, Bloomberg could just write each of us a $150 check for our vote. Cut out the middleman so to speak.

But I suspect we'd all just cash the check and vote Trump.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (+DS2f)



Isn't that really the story of the Democrat Party?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:18 PM (zBaqJ)

261 Bloomberg's Billions coming to a youtube channel near you.

Posted by: no good deed at February 21, 2020 08:18 PM (MmFTx)

262 Yeah, sure. Except someone from the Red Sox shouldn't be shit-talking about any of this.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (VYGvH)

Point taken.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

263
I went to the carwash today. Long queue (it has been snowing). The car in front of me had a peeling Bernie sticker.

I was hoping and hoping for the inevitable, but alas I was disappointed. The high-pressure sprayers peeled it worse, but the bastard hung on.

I suspect this will be a metaphor for his campaign.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

======

Next, the car tries to move slightly towards the center of the road to avoid some train tracks. Alas, the fluttering sticker catches the attention of a large herd of jackasses, which mob the car and push it onto the tracks. The car is instantly obliterated by a giant, speeding train with TRUMP on the front.

metaphor complete

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:19 PM (G51Gf)

264 Mike Bloomberg Now Cribbing from Jeb! Bush's Playbook of Ultimate Victory

=====

ISWYDT, Ace. Are there no end to the short jokes around here?
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 08:07 PM

=====

It gets old, doesn't it?
Posted by: R Kelly at February 21, 2020 08:15 PM


Step up, then.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2020 08:20 PM (DMUuz)

265 Mini mike has spent almost 500 million dollars

Let's see if I can get in on that gravy train. Let's see if I can sell some killer billboard ideas to the Bloomberg campaign. Some real zingers


If he keeps spending at that rate, he's gonna be singing

I who have Nothing

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 08:20 PM (arJlL)

266 256 MIKE BLOOMBERG DOESN'T DUNK (BUT HE COULD IF HE WANTED TO)

MIKE BLOOMBERG CONCENTRATES ON FUNDAMENTALS
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:18 PM (oVJmc)


He's not so much a Spud Webb as he is a Paramecium Webb...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:20 PM (zBaqJ)

267

Donald Trump cheats at golf



Mike Bloomberg plays fair at miniature golf and miniature baseball and miniature basketball

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:20 PM (Ty/7D)

268 Who thinks, "Yeah, you eat you're steak burnt!!!eleventy!!" is an insult? That is not going to resonate with anybody but someone paid by Bloomberg to shill for him.

Of course, these goofs are too ignorant of history to know that a certain famous American Civil War officer was nauseated by the sight of a bloody steak. Dude was ultimately successful in bringing the Confederacy to heel. Hopefully, the spirit of Ulysses S Grant helps in defeating the current generation of Democrats.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 21, 2020 08:20 PM (00fXp)

269 Look, I'm being realistic here. Bloomberg, if you are listening, my vote can be had for say...$10k. I got kids in college.

And in the privacy of the voting booth I promise I;ll vote for you. Swearzies.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (+DS2f)

270 I went to the carwash today. Long queue (it has been snowing). The car in front of me had a peeling Bernie sticker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Kinda outted yourself as a brit there, did you not?

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (Eicbe)

271 pam grier? the one with the humongous fat nose ? pass.

Posted by: chango butt at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (B+t5k)

272 Paid social media "influencers" are a byproduct of the digital age. But they are not supposed to mask themselves without some disclosure if they are known as reporters or journalists or editors. That is where the problem lies. And it is a very big problem because most people are too busy and too uninformed to catch the propaganda cues right in front of their faces.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (tkNkP)

273 NOOD, Bernie AND Biden!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (NgKpN)

274
Seriously, I am desperately trying to cook up some sort of line to scam Bloomberg out of a few million. I mean, really!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (zBaqJ)

275 Step up, then.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2020 08:20 PM (DMUuz)
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Stand up, Chuck!

Posted by: Anonymous Former VP at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (Eicbe)

276 His point was why didn't he expose it while he was an Astro. Why wait until you weren't part of the organization anymore. I don't know if snitch is the proper insult but I don't respect the guy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Yeah, sure. Except someone from the Red Sox shouldn't be shit-talking about any of this.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (VYGvH)


Yeah, and Ortiz is probably the single biggest beneficiary of MLB looking the other way with SOME steroid users.

So... I guess I can understand why he doesn't care for "snitches."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (hku12)

277 New American Research Group poll (Feb 17-20). Most recent poll out there.

Grade of "B" from 538.com (Gallup gets a "C")

Registered Voters

Trump Job Approval

Approve 36%
Disapprove 60%

Posted by: ggreg at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (045k4)

278
Bloomy Bloomy

Posted by: f'd at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (Tnijr)

279 257 I keep laughing. I'm thinking of songs to reword about bloomberg and the song fish heads keeps playing in my head. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

King Nothing would probably be easy to work into a song about Bloomie.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 08:18 PM (SfYbS)


How about "Why NDA?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (78Xqz)

280 Money is like a screwdriver; it's a tool that one must use wisely if it is to have the desired effect. Bloomy is using it as a Philips head trying to screw a flat head screw into the White House.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (+y/Ru)

281

I know how to work a crowd!

I'm tall!

My dick is huge!

Posted by: Micro-Tyrant Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (PDiNc)

282 Bloomberg's campaign strategy, from Rome. Safe for work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUb5_687jFI

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (U7voe)

283 Damn Mike, you have some serious cash. You can live a great life, whatever time you have left. Do you really need this?... It ain't gonna get any easier.

Posted by: High low yo! at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (nzKWW)

284 Mike Bloomberg Now Cribbing from Jeb! Bush's Playbook of Ultimate Victory

=====

ISWYDT, Ace. Are there no end to the short jokes around here?
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 08:07 PM

=====

It gets old, doesn't it?
Posted by: R Kelly at February 21, 2020 08:15 PM

Step up, then.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2020 08:20 PM (DMUuz)


A step, to pee from?

Posted by: R Kelly at February 21, 2020 08:24 PM (hku12)

285 Posted by: ggreg at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (045k4)

Bloomberg $ at work.

Also part-time at the local glory hole, but we don't talk about that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:24 PM (78Xqz)

286 A fool and his money take forever to part compared to this guy!

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 08:24 PM (CE5C/)

287 >>I keep laughing. I'm thinking of songs to reword about bloomberg and the song fish heads keeps playing in my head. lol

Heh, that one popped into my head, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:24 PM (bDqIh)

288 Kinda outted yourself as a brit there, did you not?
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (Eicbe)
++++++++
HAH! No. I spent a long time as a computer storage expert and queues are a big deal in that business.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:24 PM (IT/Xb)

289 mini mike hasn't figured out it would be better to pay us to not make short jokes. very shortsighted

Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 08:24 PM (nFwvY)

290
What does that even mean? I skied in jeans all the time when I was a teenager. Jeans and cuddleduds, and an orange ski jacket with lift tickets on the zipper.
Posted by: Gem at February 21, 2020 08:16 PM (65i3Q)

I don't know what cuddleduds are, but when I was much younger than 29, we would spray our jeans with that waterproofing stuff, buy a ski jacket and hit the slopes.

Posted by: Moki at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (mFoNl)

291 Wait a sec.

Bloomberg had $50 billion. But the turnout is only around 126 million votes. He only needs half of those to win. That 62 million votes. That's $800 bucks to buy every vote he needs.

$1,000 bucks for my vote Bloomie. I swear. A steal. just knock it off with the billboards and ads.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (+DS2f)

292 bloomberg bloomberg bloomberg bloomberg snake!

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (UUkQp)

293
''Mike, I have an idea for you. I had to listen to *four* of your radio ads on my way home, so it is fresh in my mind, and these stupid billboards emphasize the point. Ready? Okay, here goes: tell me what you stand for. Use short, declarative sentences and active voice. ''

Can't watch a hockey game here in Columbus without those annoying Bloomberg commercials. It's getting really old.
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 08:15 PM

Mike will get it done! (TM)

What has he said he wanted to do?
Confiscate Guns
Ban Big Gulps
Ban Salt in Your Food
Ban Smoking
Harass Minorities

I expect him to be the Totalitarian the Democrats always pined for.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (+0uDE)

294 Seriously, that billboard cost $10 k.

I'll sell my vote for $10k.

the advantage of giving me the $10k rather than buying the billboard, is Bloomberg is assured of getting one vote via wasting $10k. I'd like to see the billboard accomplish that.
.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (+DS2f)

295 "Donald Trump eats his steak burnt - Mike Bloomberg eats his steak medium well" is a bit condescending and snobbish. There are probably more people that eat there steaks well done, medium well or medium than medium rare (the so-called proper way) and Trump likes catsup on his, which probably has Bloomberg clutching his pearls.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (wiXsO)

296 "Donald Trump eats his steak burnt - Mike Bloomberg eats his steak medium well"

Now THERE'S the kind of policy debate we can really get our teeth into.

How did this idiot make a shitload of money?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (78Xqz)

297 when Trump gave helicopter rides to kids in Iowa, you just knew he was gonna win.

Posted by: free tibet at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (Zo1XC)

298 Meanwhile, California is going hell-bent for leather
to corner the vagrant demographic. There are probably only half a dozen
vagrants in the country who aren't here yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:01 PM (78Xqz)

________

I'm surprised they haven't rolled out the red carpet and paid for private jets to bring in all the coronavirus-infected people throughout the world.

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (WqPYg)

299 297 when Trump gave helicopter rides to kids in Iowa, you just knew he was gonna win.
Posted by: free tibet at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (Zo1XC)

After he wins in 2020 he can give free helicopter rides to most in academia, much of Hollywood and members of the media to celebrate!

Posted by: Keith at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (jdGlx)

300 Whatever bad you want to say about Trump, he has a clear and easy to understand agenda.

What did McCain offer in 2008? Another MidEast war?

Romney in 2012? A donor class whore that would only do 98% of what Obama would do?

Ideas and agendas really do matter way more than ad dollars. I will concede though money matters a great deal in down ticket races where things like name ID are an issue.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 20


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Those are the exact thoughts I had about Hillary! running against Trump. I couldn't imagine how much money would need to be spent to make people think she was a good person .

Posted by: Chillin the most at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (lonOK)

301 291 Inspector Kemp,
Funny post but ironically while the estimated fortune is 60+ billion, that is related to his stock price which if he sells, ironically will drop the value of the stock (more of it out there--potential change in control, etc.) A lot of times the wealthy can get into a liquidity crunch when they spend all of the liquid assets and need more. Not quite the same as a margin call but forced sale of illiquid assets usually trims quite a bit off the wealth.

Posted by: whig at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (EUDB2)

302 I like burnt steak.

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 21, 2020 09:57 PM (r1mci)

303 Unlike Bloomberg, Trump won't try to tell you how you should eat your steak.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at February 21, 2020 10:06 PM (8zD0n)

Liberal Rag "The Hill" Whines and Cries: ICE Arrested Illegal Aliens Outside of a Court House, Despite California Law That Says They Can't!!!

Here's the thing, Cognitive Elite: Federal law trumps state law. You've relied on that yourselves when you've forced a liberal ideology on a country that did not want it.

Remember gay marriage? Would you like to cancel federal supremacy, and get rid of gay marriage?

Let us know.

If you now resent federal law trumping your state law, you have one option: Secede, bitches. We'll be glad to see the backs of you.

Here's some liberal whining from our objective and professional media.

Who are also Enemies of the People.

Undocumented immigrants arrested in California courthouse — despite state law

The 2019 bill prevents civil arrests on courthouse grounds while a person has a hearing pending.

By
Alexandra Kelley

ICE agents arrested two undocumented immigrants in a California courthouse on Tuesday.

This is a direct violation of state law.

The two men are reportedly from Mexico and have several prior convictions and outstanding charges.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents reportedly violated a California state law that prohibits immigration officers from arresting undocumented immigrants without a judicial warrant on Tuesday, according to the Associated Press.

...

Both arrested men are from Mexico, according to Justin Moor, a public affairs specialist at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Moor explained that the men had been arrested before. Antonio Hernandez Lopez has pending charges against him, including domestic abuse, a DUI and witness tampering. Lopez also has prior convictions for a 2005 DUI and a 2009 local ordinance conviction, according to Moor.

The other man arrested was Pedro Romero Aguirre, who, according to Moor, also has "five criminal convictions spanning more than a decade, such as trespassing, driving without a license, and a DUI."

Doing the jobs Americans just won't do.

An Act of Love.

LOLGF.

Via Tim Pool.

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Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 06:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

2 It's like Nazi Germany all over again

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:40 PM (uEbPt)

3 rd

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 06:40 PM (pw+jk)

4 ICE to California: LOLGF

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:41 PM (RueoN)

5 We must obey the laws that the Left likes immediately and without question.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

6 But it is OK for California to come down on counties and cities that go against state law.
Let it be said.
Let it be written.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 06:41 PM (pw+jk)

7 Outlaw California.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

8 Trumps, that's right.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (jUilJ)

9 Yup... In my area.. Local rag had a fit... This same group released a "immigrant" a while back without telling ICE who had a hold on him and he proceeded to kill his girlfriend also an "immigrant."

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (6XlcD)

10 When ICE agent asked why hang out at the courthouse? Because that is where the crooks are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)

11 Supremacy clause, its a thing in the Constitution.

Plus the Arizona v U.S. case in 2012 held that Congress has plenary power over naturalization and the states have none except what Congress grants them.

No congressional act grants sanctuary status or some other rot.

Posted by: whig at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (EUDB2)

12 What's the word for forcing a state to succeed from the Union?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (datdl)

13 Antonio Hernandez Lopez has pending charges against him, including domestic abuse, a DUI and witness tampering.

From the recent Stone precedent, witness tampering means life in prison.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (aS1PU)

14 Huh. Undocumented yet lengthy criminal records. Didn't someone say, "They're not sending us their best!"?


How about we return the favor and send 'em back?
#NotTiredOfWinning

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (bDqIh)

15 I'd be happy to see the back of the California state government. Safest way to shoot them.

Good on Trump for making this happen!

Posted by: trev006 at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (0HpOW)

16 It's really kind of amazing, this newfound respect for states' rights that we're seeing.

I'm old enough to remember when even mentioning states' rights made you a certified white supremacist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (Ewo9R)

17 The entire state of California is against the law. Period.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (j42ZK)

18 Ah, yes, the California 'Nu-UH!' Act of 2019.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

19 Arrest Gov. Newsome as a 2 x 4 wack across the nose of Fredo's brother. Isn't the gov. chief LEO of the state? No matter, do it.

Posted by: roscoe at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (WX+x0)

20 We really should just nuke the san andreas fault.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (Pll8Y)

21

This is a direct violation of state law.

Do you know what else is a direct violation of law?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (VYGvH)

22
California Assembly Bill No.668: "A person shall not be subject to civil arrest in a courthouse while attending a court proceeding or having legal business in the courthouse."

So:

Old and busted: take sanctuary in a church
New hotness: take sanctuary in a courtroom lolol?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (G51Gf)

23 > including domestic abuse

He was in court for a FELONY domestic violence charge.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (Ewo9R)

24 Can conservative states get in on the Nullification bandwagon, because I'd like to shit can the NFA?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (SLhxW)

25 When ICE agent asked why hang out at the courthouse? Because that is where the crooks are
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Willie Sutton at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (98WNR)

26 Remember when Trump won and then there was all this secession talk in California. If they dont vote to leave, can't the rest of us vote to kick them out. Maybe we should sell them to Mexico

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (4HN2B)

27 I don't get Tim pool. He seems pretty reasonable, but he'll still vote for Bernie when the time comes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (VHKq8)

28 >>Arrest Gov. Newsome


I could probably place him under citizens arrest in the next couple weeks. See that smug fucker all the time, up here.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (Pll8Y)

29 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt)

30 I don't understand the desire to make illegals subject to no laws whatsoever.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (97iIH)

31 When ICE agent asked why hang out at the courthouse? Because that is where the crooks are
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: Willie Sutton at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (98WNR)

Lol. Finally someone got it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (85Gof)

32 >>>27 I don't get Tim pool. He seems pretty reasonable, but he'll still vote for Bernie when the time comes.

And that beanie has to smell awful after all these years.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (datdl)

33 The courthouse? Yup! That's a start. Then try state and local offices, DMVs, ERs...etc.

Posted by: High low yo at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (nzKWW)

34 willowed 517 Just start a rumor that Kagan likes the sexes to remain as is. *snort*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2020 06:39 PM (r+sAi)

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (XathI)

35 Personally I would throw every loving mother's son out

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (ZCEU2)

36
About time they did this.

As for the deportation, we need an agreement with Chile that all deportations put people at their southern tip. We'll give em some aid or something. I suppose an agreement with South Africa would be fine too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (r+sAi)

37 Its amazing that they would find illegals in the courthouse since, we're told, they're so law-abiding.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

38 >>What's the word for forcing a state to succeed from the Union?
Posted by: El Kabong

Pinching off a Schiff

Posted by: Aviator at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (2cuLk)

39
Alternate post title:

This Is Why We All Laughed Last Month Every Time The Democrats Said No One Is Above The Law

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (VYGvH)

40 There is no such thing as an "undocumented immigrant", just as there is no such thing as a "hate crime".

And the marriage redefinition disaster is not a good comparison, I think.

There you had the judicial system usurping what is clearly a cultural issue it had no right to decide, with the usual ridiculous rationale ("equal protection"). Federal vs. state wasn't even really the point.

And with immigration, there is absolutely no doubt, since we have no internal borders, borders immigration and sovereignty are a federal issue, period. Conceptually, constitutionally, statutorily.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (El6T/)

41 33 The courthouse? Yup! That's a start. Then try state and local offices, DMVs, ERs...etc.

Reminds me of that old joke How do you clear out the DMV? Where an ICE hat

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (6XlcD)

42 If California secedes would it be possible to arrange for the entire state to float off into the ocean?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (97iIH)

43 This whole state of affairs would never have happened had the POTUS at the time sent in US Marshall's to arrest the first mayor who declared his city a sanctuary city.


Nipped in the bud, strangled in the crib...pick your cliche. But none of this nonsense occurs.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (j42ZK)

44 > I don't understand the desire to make illegals subject to no laws whatsoever.

That's because you're still seeing these people as "misguided" or maybe even stupid, when what they actually are is domestic enemies of the Constitution of the United States. Their goal is the utter destruction of Western Civilization in general, and the United States in particular.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (Ewo9R)

45 It's me donna - what's the local news saying about Trumps' move yesterday on redirecting some of the water back to the Central Valley farms, delta smelt be damned?
https://tinyurl.com/vbhs6f2

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (bDqIh)

46 Reminds me of that old joke How do you clear out the DMV? Where an ICE hat


Darn wear not where...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (6XlcD)

47 29 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt)



Nope. I'm there.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

48 He was in court for a FELONY domestic violence charge.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
-------

ICE doesn't go after people who have spit on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (nIvDu)

49 It's close to the time of Trump declaring insurrection and get federal control over the entire corrupt state.

Otherwise, the whole country is going down.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (OP2H/)

50 what's the local news saying about Trumps' move yesterday on redirecting some of the water back to the Central Valley farms, delta smelt be damned?

End of the world...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (6XlcD)

51 Send them all the fuck home. While my wife gets the run around from our funemployment office illegals and people from shitholes get the red carpet rolled out for them.

Fuck regular Americans. All hail illegals and imported immigrants who don't actually want to be here!

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (IYHxL)

52 If you now resent federal law trumping your state law, you have one
option: Secede, bitches. We'll be glad to see the backs of you.
---
You misspelled "carpet bomb the shit out of you."

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2020 06:48 PM (kOpft)

53 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.

Posted by: ...
--------

I might have a list...might.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:48 PM (nIvDu)

54 May I suggest the use of LeftWhingers for people like this? It provides all the pertinent details right in the same word.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 21, 2020 06:49 PM (48RE5)

55 > Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason

For no reason at all? Nah, couldn't get behind that.

For treason? Yeah, bro, I'm cool with that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:49 PM (Ewo9R)

56 49 It is why November is so important - I really think we only have one more chance at this. It's why I spent the day inventorying my ammo.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 21, 2020 06:49 PM (SwWMX)

57 California Laws are meant to be broken.

Freedom!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 06:49 PM (Z+IKu)

58 I'm all for equipping them with parachutes and loading them all in a plane. The plane then flies over Mexico and Central America unloading the passengers as each home country is reached.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:49 PM (RueoN)

59 Love it. Surprise! Snatch their asses and fly them on a C-130 to some country south of Mexico and dump them out.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (K22Va)

60 >>Here's the thing, Cognitive Elite: Federal law trumps state law. You've relied on that yourselves when you've forced a liberal ideology on a country that did not want it.

The left cheered when Obama sued Arizona over it's attempt to enforce the law on illegal immigration and Obama won basically on the Supremacy Clause. That was only 10 years ago.

How time flies.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

61 Upholding the law which won't be done under a Dem administration.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (wiXsO)

62 Speaking of the Virgo Supercluster brained geniuses running California;

@GavinNewsom
"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."

Posted by: El Kabong at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (datdl)

63

To the Left, the Constitution is both a cudgel and shield. That is, when they aren't ripping it up in our faces like Malig-Nancy Pelosi.

G-d how I loathe them with ever fiber of my being.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (zBaqJ)

64 Something is coming,maybe a peaceful split or maybe civil war.We can't coexist with these crazy fuckers

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (KNsKs)

65 11 Supremacy clause, its a thing in the Constitution.

Plus the Arizona v U.S. case in 2012 held that Congress has plenary power over naturalization and the states have none except what Congress grants them.

No congressional act grants sanctuary status or some other rot.
Posted by: whig at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (EUDB2)

Amusing that the stance is we won't help the Feds, because its Federal Law,

But we can somehow tell the Feds when and where they can do their job?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (NgKpN)

66 I'm all for equipping them with parachutes and loading them all in a plane. The plane then flies over Mexico and Central America unloading the passengers as each home country is reached.

And if they didn't understand the parachute directions in English, well, too bad...

Posted by: Doc Copper at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (7s3Gx)

67 Here's the thing, Cognitive Elite: Federal law trumps state law. You've relied on that yourselves when you've forced a liberal ideology on a country that did not want it.

Remember gay marriage? Would you like to cancel federal supremacy, and get rid of gay marriage?



Fuck that shit. I want to see the DEA start fucking up pot shops.

Everywhere.

Enforce. The. Law.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (9uM86)

68 29 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt)

Start up the rotors

Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (48RE5)

69 62 Speaking of the Virgo Supercluster brained geniuses running California;

@GavinNewsom
"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."
Posted by: El Kabong at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (datdl)


Had that the other day in the Morning Report. He really is a sick, tiresome bastard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (zBaqJ)

70
Alternate post title-riddle:


When Does The Not Give A Shit About Women Getting Beaten/Abused?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (VYGvH)

71
What part of "jurisdictions in a state of insurrection against the federal government" does the DoJ not understand? "Arrest 'em, jail 'em, try 'em!" for officials of those jurisdictions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (pNxlR)

72 > ICE doesn't go after people who have spit on the sidewalk.

You mean it's not actually the case that every illegal ICE arrests is a sad-eyed six year old girl with multiple handicaps and a baby kitten, whose only dream is to become a doctor and help the poor?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (Ewo9R)

73 How's that again?

Posted by: Doc Copper at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (7s3Gx)

74
They've got no rights to secede, that's been settled. What we need to do is enforce the law.
That land is part of America.

Those persons that don't report or turn in or follow any of the laws regarding illegal aliens should be arrested on the spot and jailed.

They will then have the opportunity to make bail and litigate their deeds just like the rest of us.

Arrest the Governor of CA too.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (XathI)

75 But its nice to know California law overrides the Federal government

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (ZCEU2)

76 ''what's the local news saying about Trumps' move yesterday on redirecting some of the water back to the Central Valley farms, delta smelt be damned?

End of the world...''

PDT to Delta Smelt: LOLGF.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (RueoN)

77 @GavinNewsom
"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."
- - - - - - - - - - -

Early contender for Idiocy of the Year.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (uEbPt)

78 Steevy - peaceful split isn't possible anymore, they don't have the capacity to negotiate in good faith.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (SwWMX)

79
The Left does not and never has given a shit about violence against women.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (VYGvH)

80 >>"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."


Nothing stopping them.

Now, should they have to also buy that house for their patient?

Under the penalty of force?

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (Pll8Y)

81 "29 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt) "




Nope, fully on board with this program at Chateau D'Eez !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (zlgJP)

82
The Hill got rid of its reader comments?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (PDiNc)

83 As for the deportation, we need an agreement with Chile that all
deportations put people at their southern tip. We'll give em some aid or
something. I suppose an agreement with South Africa would be fine too.
---
Australia has lots of open space.

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (kOpft)

84 The almost comically weak and unserious Jihad Against Sanctuary, Phase I - withholding grants to police departments and the lawsuit against CA's sanctuary law - has gone about as expected.

But there's (sarcastic) hope!! Just recently - in 2020 - some GOPers intro'd a bill to ..... wait for it .... withhold appropriations from "sanctuary" jurisdictions. You know, the obvious *first* thing to have been done, front-and-centered, politicized, with a billion votes to make 'em all walk the plank, years ago.

Not aware that there's any Plan B apart from enforcement (again, years late), and attempts to scare the monkey by killing the chicken (like this and a few other recent high-profile actions).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (El6T/)

85 Are we gonna have another conflict over State's Rights? Can we call it "The War Of Commie Aggression"?

Posted by: f'd at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

86
@GavinNewsom
"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."



Says the genius running the cesspool of homelessness.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

87 >>"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."


Well done. Bravo, Sir.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (Pll8Y)

88 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

positive flu test.

not me
patient


fuck

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

89
Democrats have at least one senator, Bob Menendez, who is a pedophile pervert.

Democrats have another senator, Carper?, who slapped his wife around.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (VYGvH)

90 Gavin, I will have a prescription for a nice 3000 square foot ranch in Malibu please, with 8' high antelope fences. For my health brah.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (SwWMX)

91 >>>Had that the other day in the Morning Report. He really is a sick, tiresome bastard.

I can't wait until he runs for Senate. Then we get to hear him all the time on all manner of serious issues.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (datdl)

92 not my patient.
but in department

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

93 I can completely see a West Coast secession attempt. The Technigarchs would try to basically shut down the Internet and set themselves up in the chaos, cutting deals with China for protection.

It would be the start of a war that would bathe the entire continent in blood.

Of course I also believe in lots of crazy worst-case scenarios, so eh, probably not.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (CUU+W)

94 > Fuck that shit. I want to see the DEA start fucking up pot shops.

The Constitution doesn't give the federal government any authority whatsoever to regulate domestically-produced drugs (imported ones, yes). Note that giving the feds authority over alcohol required an actual constitutional amendment. I recall no such amendment in the case of marijuana.

Immigration is another matter. That is clearly a power of the federal government.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (Ewo9R)

95 But dat weather, tho!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

96 75 But its nice to know California law overrides the Federal government
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (ZCEU2)

Well, the Flag does say REPUBLIC of California.

Hmmm, maybe we could sue for false advertising?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (NgKpN)

97 We really should just nuke the san andreas fault.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (Pll8Y)

We don't need California in Canada. We have enough home-grown Leftards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (LxWV7)

98 >>The Hill got rid of its reader comments?


Comments can ruin a Blog.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (Pll8Y)

99 I'd suggest illegals could share space with penguins but I think penguins are cute.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (97iIH)

100 >I don't get Tim pool. He seems pretty reasonable, but he'll still vote for Bernie when the time comes.

He's playing a role, nothing more.

"It's complicated," every time.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (L106N)

101 @bennyjohnson
The US military under President Beto looks lit

https://tinyurl.com/u8k58pe

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (wiXsO)

102 ''fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

positive flu test.

not me
patient


fuck''

What kind of flu we talking about?

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (RueoN)

103 California builds wall...it will be to keep them in.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (q1Q98)

104
I always assumed "The Hill" referred to Capitol Hill. But it could have another origin I suppose -- ant hill, hill of beans, random shitty little hill for whiny leftists, who knows...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (PDiNc)

105 OT....
PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to hospital for possible cardiac event. May have to be a heart cath procedure on Monday. Situation still uncertain.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (myjNJ)

106 What is Doctors were just bears in white coats?

Posted by: Gavin Newsome's Deep Thoughts at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (datdl)

107 I know that illegals make up a large percentage of our prison population, but I wonder what their percentage of arrests for DUIs is? Don't get me wrong, plenty of people born here commit the stupid act of getting hammered and getting behind the wheel, but it seems like a lot of the time you see an illegal's rap sheet, at least one DUI is on there.

Posted by: pookysgirl, cat furniture at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (XKZwp)

108 Oh, no! Will California stop cooperating with ICE now?

Posted by: Tongue Permanently Grafted to Cheek at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (aEGU4)

109 positive flu test

Look on the bright side: it could've been coronavirus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

110 >>@GavinNewsom

"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."


Aaand then is their health insurer on the hook to cover rent?

And would this stop with housing, or could they write a prescription for a car, a job, a vacation? Maybe they'd need to update medical school curricula and establish non-pharmaceutical prescriptions, from hugs to penthouses. . .

Newsom thinks like a 5 year old..

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (bDqIh)

111 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (Ewo9R)

Yup, it wasn't until the Supremos decided that growing grain to feed your own chickens, is somehow interstate commerce, that the Fed Gov took over ALL commerce.

But there we are.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

112 The Constitution doesn't give the federal government any authority whatsoever to regulate domestically-produced drugs (imported ones, yes). Note that giving the feds authority over alcohol required an actual constitutional amendment. I recall no such amendment in the case of marijuana.

Immigration is another matter. That is clearly a power of the federal government.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Lot of people in jail for pot would love to know that.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (9uM86)

113 What if a doctor's stethoscope made your heartbeat sound like 'Owner of a Lonely Heart' by Yes?

Posted by: Gavin Newsome's Deep Thoughts at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (datdl)

114 Prayers of course for Pappymayhem. And you too!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (Y4EXg)

115 Dems want a banana republic to rule over with an iron fist. You can't do that with Americans, so you gotta bring in people from banana republics. No training needed. For sale, banana republic citizen, no assembly required.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (9Om/r)

116 Related: Greyhound says it will stop allowing immigration checks on their buses.

https://tinyurl.com/yxxzoslz

Seems like that would endanger their USDOT number.

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (OMsf+)

117 92 not my patient.
but in department

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)


Is it corona or just flu flu.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (XathI)

118 105 OT....
PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to hospital for possible cardiac event. May have to be a heart cath procedure on Monday. Situation still uncertain.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (myjNJ)


I just sent a prayer up.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (TdMsT)

119

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Prayers up nurse.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (IYHxL)

120 Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM

Nuisance is in Montana?

Posted by: clutch at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (9UmRs)

121 ''Newsom thinks like a 5 year old..''

''But he's so handsome"' say CA soccer moms.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (RueoN)

122 > Yup, it wasn't until the Supremos decided that growing grain to feed your own chickens, is somehow interstate commerce

That's in the running for the worst Supreme Court decision ever. It needs to be terminated with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (Ewo9R)

123 I'm thinking about getting a fake Mexican passport for traveling in liberal states.

Bitterdonez Clingcia.

It's better than an attorney!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (lFY0c)

124 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

positive flu test.

not me
patient


fuck
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Meh. It's not so bad. After a couple of days of the near-death 'Oh please let it be over' phase, the will to live slowly returns.

Anyhoo, ain't you had 'the shot'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (NAs56)

125 Actually enforcing the law against "sanctuary" public officials could be a second step. First one would be to let all these jurisdictions know that federal law enforcement priorities will now reflect strict reciprocity. A jurisdiction that endangers the nation with "sanctuary" behavior will be at the bottom of the priority list. Apart from drugs and terrorism, you're kinda on your own for now. Sorry.

All those critical things where you're looking for federal help. Maybe. When we get done with the national crisis caused by mass illegal migration.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (El6T/)

126 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (myjNJ)

Prayers up also.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (IYHxL)

127 PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to
hospital for possible cardiac event. May have to be a heart cath
procedure on Monday. Situation still uncertain.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM


Consider it done, been there myself.

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (OMsf+)

128 >>Related: Greyhound says it will stop allowing immigration checks on their buses.


I'm guessing there is no way Greyhound gets a say in such matters.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (Pll8Y)

129 88 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

positive flu test.

not me
patient

fuck
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Don't people often test positive for the flu in hospitals?

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (cF8AT)

130 > Lot of people in jail for pot would love to know that.

Lots of other people have been put in jail for unconstitutional reasons over the years.

It doesn't make it right.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (Ewo9R)

131 Related: Greyhound says it will stop allowing immigration checks on their buses.

https://tinyurl.com/yxxzoslz

Seems like that would endanger their USDOT number.
Posted by: Bert G


No checks? Busses don't move.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (9uM86)

132 Alexandra,
Are you really this ignorant???

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (mBL57)

133 Lot of people in jail for pot would love to know that.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (9uM86)

Are there a LOT of FEDERAL Pot busts?

Unless its large scale importing?

Seems that most Pot cases was be State cases.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (NgKpN)

134 Nurse--was he diagnosed with the corona virus?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (TdMsT)

135 PRAYERS PLEASE!!!
Posted by: Madamemayhem
--

Yes, of course.

Is he in the hospital now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (NAs56)

136 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

positive flu test.

not me
patient

fuck
Posted by: nurse ratched at February



guess the momee is off

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (HALdu)

137 Lots of other people have been put in jail for unconstitutional reasons over the years.

It doesn't make it right.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Doesn't make it right. But they are still locked up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (9uM86)

138 Newsom thinks like a 5 year old..

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (bDqIh)


He must have be in heaven when he was married to Gina.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (XathI)

139 ''Oh, no! Will California stop cooperating with ICE now?''

I think the Donald is sick and tired of CA shenanigans and perhaps told ICE to go for it.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (RueoN)

140 Newsom-- former San Francisco mayor, CA Lt Gov, now CA Gov....


He's a prime CAUSE of California homelessness. What a loony bin that state is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

141 >>Nuisance is in Montana?


His FIL owns about 20% of the valley I live in. He is always up here with his wife.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (Pll8Y)

142 PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to hospital for possible cardiac event. May have to be a heart cath procedure on Monday. Situation still uncertain.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (myjNJ)

Prayers up!

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (cF8AT)

143 #LOLGF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

144 Actually enforcing the law against "sanctuary" public officials could be a second step. First one would be to let all these jurisdictions know that federal law enforcement priorities will now reflect strict reciprocity. A jurisdiction that endangers the nation with "sanctuary" behavior will be at the bottom of the priority list. Apart from drugs and terrorism, you're kinda on your own for now. Sorry.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (El6T/)


Plus - make the officials responsible for "sanctuary" status personally liable for injuries and deaths attributable to those to whom they gave "sanctuary."

Sic the ambulance-chasing lawyers on them, and watch the fur fly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (78Xqz)

145 46
Reminds me of that old joke How do you clear out the DMV? Where an ICE hat

Darn wear not where...Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (6XlcD)

It's OK. We read Typo here.

Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (WG2XP)

146 11: "Plus the Arizona v U.S. case in 2012 held that Congress has plenary power over naturalization and the states have none except what Congress grants them."

Arizona v. U.S. is now backfiring on California lefties the way the Reid Rule came back to bite the Dems on judicial nominations when Trump took office with a GOP-majority Senate. And it's delicious.

Posted by: Alex at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (vshng)

147

In other words, Greyhound just announced they were in the illegal human trafficking business.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (VYGvH)

148 > PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to hospital for possible cardiac event.

Sorry to hear, and hoping for better news.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (Ewo9R)

149 In prison, they don't consider that an act of love.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (Eicbe)

150 He's a prime CAUSE of California homelessness vagrancy.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (78Xqz)

151 Prayers up MadamMayhem!!! May God be with your father and the doctors, and give you peace.

Prayers up for you too, nurse Ratchet. I hope it's just flu-flu, and not anything else.

Posted by: Moki at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (mFoNl)

152 Are there a LOT of FEDERAL Pot busts?

Unless its large scale importing?

Seems that most Pot cases was be State cases.
Posted by: Romeo13


Lot of grow operations on federal land. DEA used to arrest on pot busts. It IS still illegal under federal law, which is why pot shops have to be cash.

Feds could squeeze if they wanted too.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (9uM86)

153
134 Nurse--was he diagnosed with the corona virus?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (TdMsT)

---


She's not answering! The miasma has reached her!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (PDiNc)

154 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:02 PM (arJlL)

155 Nurse
Stay safe there!
I hope it's just the flu and not the Chinese never get over stuff.
That asshole from OR who jumped quarentine and flew back via Seattle from Cambodia because h, "Had an important address to give", could have been a carrier.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:02 PM (Tt761)

156 The AZ case was absurdly decided, of course, there has never has been any question of federal supremacy on the matter. That case prevented a state from helping the feds, voluntarily, on a critical matter of public security for that state. Idiotic and lawless, like much of judicial output for many years.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (El6T/)

157 Everytime I see something in the paper about a DWI with fatalities and the driver has a Hispanic last name I automatically wonder if it's an illegal. Of course they don't tell you. I approve of what Trump decided to do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (WI7YS)

158 She's not answering! The miasma has reached her!
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
------
Yeah...that's always the way of it, a fog of virus-laden fog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (C78No)

159 >>Feds could squeeze if they wanted too.


The Feds go after Dairy Farmers for selling whole, unprcoessed Milk to their Neighbors...

They don't don't need a Law or an Excuse, just the Motivation.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (Pll8Y)

160 Sending prayers, Madamemayhem!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (bDqIh)

161 Little Einsteins.

Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (ATCV4)

162 I've got a prescription here for a new bass boat. Now what?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (sWM8x)

163 I love illegal aliens just like everybody else does. I just love them more in their own freaking country.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM (UUkQp)

164 Greyhound.

Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Years ago I rode Trailways a lot and swore never again......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

165 Breaking the law: arresting an illegal alien

Not Breaking the law: illegal alien driving drunk

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM (EZebt)

166 In other words, Greyhound just announced they were in the illegal human trafficking business.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM


That's how I would interpret the announcement. Which could (or should) be theoretically bad for their drivers: https://tinyurl.com/qopyg99

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM (OMsf+)

167 I need a prescription for sex with a supermodel.

It's essential to my mental health.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM (Ewo9R)

168 I've got a prescription here for a new bass boat. Now what?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
--------

Medicare for all!

It's free!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (C78No)

169 California Uber Alles, bitches!

Posted by: Regular jelly biafra at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (6/uwW)

170 Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?





Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM


Apparently, illegal aliens take Greyhound.

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (OMsf+)

171 The left are overtly importing a population to replace us. I wish it got the attention that it should since it tends to hurt poorer populations. I know though, between the far left and GOPe, with support from their corporate partners this story gets killed every time.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (cGlgB)

172 Is he in the hospital now?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020


Yes. They just admitted him from the ER. Thing two and his better half are overseeing the situation. They get to handle the delightfully contrary gentleman.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (myjNJ)

173 116
Related: Greyhound says it will stop allowing immigration checks on their buses.



I'm unfamiliar with the bus company supremacy clause of the Constitution.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

174 U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents reportedly violated a California state law that prohibits immigration officers from arresting undocumented immigrants without a judicial warrant on Tuesday, according to the Associated Press.

Gavin Newsom = George Wallace

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (JCrfD)

175 PRAYERS PLEASE!!!
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Will pray for him and the medical team and your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (WI7YS)

176 " The 2019 bill prevents civil arrests . . "


You fancy lawyers here - can you help me - is this not a criminal arrest?


Is not showing up to court a civil infraction rather than a criminal one? Because if I don't show up, I'm think a warrant from my arrest will be issued.


Is there civil warrants and criminal warrants?


I ask in all honesty.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (Ozpxd)

177 Newsom thinks like a 5 year old..

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (bDqIh)


At baseball practice I got my leg humped by a wealthy liberal shithead who thought that carbon formed under the earth's crust, who is considering investing in sheds in which to raise cattle so as to catch their farts, who adamantly maintains that electric vehicles are the future (because "a lot of smart people" think so), and who asserted that 100,000 scientists believe in global warming.

He literally came across like a five year old worried about the boogie man. My question: how did someone this stupid AND ignorant get all that money?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (78Xqz)

178 > Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Illegal aliens, obviously.

In general, anyone who likes to travel by paying cash and not having to show an ID.

That's how the Unabomber got around.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (Ewo9R)

179 I need a prescription for sex with a supermodel.

It's essential to my mental health.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February



now you just need to find a supermod that committed numerous murders so she can be sentenced to have sex with you.

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (HALdu)

180 Greyhound.

Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Years ago I rode Trailways a lot and swore never again......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM

Fung Wah ftw!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (rBtIz)

181 Related: Greyhound says it will stop allowing immigration checks on their buses.

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (JCrfD)

182 Oh geez, nurse - stay safe!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (bDqIh)

183 Look, ICE had documents for the "undocumented".

That's the real act of love.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (Eicbe)

184 Prayers up Madamemayhem

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (Tt761)

185 Yes. They just admitted him from the ER. Thing two and his better half are overseeing the situation. They get to handle the delightfully contrary gentleman.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
----

Okay. The best place to be at this point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (C78No)

186 Gavin Newsom = George Wallace

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (JCrfD)


"Diversity today, diversity tomorrow, diversity forever!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (78Xqz)

187 I need a prescription for sex with a supermodel.


Right, hand jobs for everyone! Gives new meaning to pressing the flesh during a campaign.

Posted by: no good deed at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (MmFTx)

188 "Maybe we should sell them to Mexico"
The Mexican War was a huge mistake. Let's correct the error: return California to Mexico.

Posted by: Brown Line at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (S6ArX)

189 Jay that would require a new law - some are working on it but it's a hopeless struggle (to make public officials liable that way).

My suggested tactics require no new law. Though the completely absent backdrop of *any* political effort, whatsoever, to properly politicize and make this issue toxic for elected officials would help, and might even help enough to get many needed new legislative changes.

But episodic tearful appearances with Angel Moms, and a few ICE actions long over-due, are what we're going to get.

And the legal immigration/labor front is looking like Army Group Center about January '15. The GOP is chomping at the bit, may not be able to resist on ag labor, and the administration is continuing to put Americans last on the Hs and Bs.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (El6T/)

190 > now you just need to find a supermod that committed numerous murders so she can be sentenced to have sex with you.

Nah, just a court order should be all that's necessary.

We're already being told that it's a "hate crime" to refuse to have sex with a tranny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (Ewo9R)

191 152
Are there a LOT of FEDERAL Pot busts?

I'll bet business is pretty good at the border.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (K22Va)

192 Um, that would have been January '45, duh.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (El6T/)

193 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (78Xqz)

Just because someone is good at making money doesn't mean they have any wisdom. They're just good at making money.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (IYHxL)

194 COVID19

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (d7Ww2)

195
At baseball practice I got my leg humped by a wealthy liberal shithead who thought that carbon formed under the earth's crust, who is considering investing in sheds in which to raise cattle so as to catch their farts, who adamantly maintains that electric vehicles are the future (because "a lot of smart people" think so), and who asserted that 100,000 scientists believe in global warming.

He literally came across like a five year old worried about the boogie man. My question: how did someone this stupid AND ignorant get all that money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (78Xqz)


So...

You met my block-husband, I see.

Yeah, he has a PhD.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (TdMsT)

196 Newsom thinks like a 5 year old..



So do his voters.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

197 That's the real act of love.
Posted by: Axeman
--------

Three hots and a cot. As good as it gets!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (C78No)

198 He literally came across like a five year old worried about the boogie man. My question: how did someone this stupid AND ignorant get all that money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (78Xqz)

By being specialized in on area.

Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (Zm+LZ)

199 Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Vagrants making their way to California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (78Xqz)

200
Greyhound announces they don't give a shit about the rule of law; safety of their passengers; nor their drivers. Brilliant!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (VYGvH)

201 Prayers up, madame. {{{madame}}}

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 07:09 PM (uEbPt)

202 Oh fuck, nurse ratched.

Posted by: no good deed at February 21, 2020 07:09 PM (MmFTx)

203 Three hots and a cot. As good as it gets!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (C78No)
---
And documents. Don't forget the documents.

I cried because I had no job, until I saw a man who had no documents.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 07:09 PM (Eicbe)

204 By being specialized in one area.
Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (Zm+LZ)


Yeah, but what? Among his other ideas was to bottle a moisturizer in a soap-based bottle.

Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:09 PM (78Xqz)

205 COVID19
Posted by: nurse ratched
-------

Ugh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (DCYln)

206 Prayers sent Madamemayhem.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (wiXsO)

207 PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to hospital for possible cardiac event. May have to be a heart cath procedure on Monday. Situation still uncertain.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

OK !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL)

208 75 But its nice to know California law overrides the Federal government
Posted by: Skip
____________

Just think of all the property tax revenues Sacramento is missing out on by not taxing the national parks. For the left to be logically consistent (I crack myself up), they should immediately pass legislation to tax federal property.

It's for the children!

Posted by: Furious George at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (9vQJW)

209 At baseball practice I got my leg humped by a wealthy liberal shithead
who thought that carbon formed under the earth's crust, who is
considering investing in sheds in which to raise cattle so as to catch
their farts


Did you suggest an hermetically sealed box for the cows? You know, so you can be sure to catch all the rogue flatus.



Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

210 > COVID19

Oh, no.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (Ewo9R)

211 Prayers up madamemayhem!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

212
Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Illegal aliens, obviously.

=======

Also homeless people from Podunk, Flyover whose mayors ship them to San Diego.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (G51Gf)

213 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Prayers up nurse.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing


Seconded !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL)

214 I hope things end up good Madamemayhem!

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (K22Va)

215 >> Oh fuck, nurse ratched.


$20

Same as in town.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (Pll8Y)

216 COVID19
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM

Is it some kind of code?

*fires up enigma*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (rBtIz)

217 motherfuckinghampsterfucker

whatever. people are selfish pricks.

wash your hands
stay home if you are sick

and for crying out loud, don't be a douche and think the rules don't apply to you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (d7Ww2)

218 So, we could pass a state law that barred arresting people for non-payment of federal taxes?

Hmm...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

219 You met my block-husband, I see.

Yeah, he has a PhD.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (TdMsT)


Good lord. In what subject?

One of the guys had told Einstein my background, so he came over to run some of his thoughtlets by me. They really were moronic. I just mentioned a few of them above. Raising cattle in sheds with fans to catch their farts was my favorite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (78Xqz)

220 Funny how the scum suddenly care about states rights when they're making the laws.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (h4i5u)

221 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Prayers up from here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (BiNEL)

222 His FIL owns about 20% of the valley I live in. He is always up here with his wife.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM

Aren't you lucky. I'm sure he welcomes elk hunters on his land.

Posted by: clutch at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (9UmRs)

223 44 > I don't understand the desire to make illegals subject to no laws whatsoever.

I suspect this has some bearing on Trump's growing support with black Americans. When's the last time black guys got a break from the laws? It's gotta burn them up, seeing illegals get turned loose even when they've committed heinous crimes, and the black kid from the hood will never, ever, get the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: April at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (OX9vb)

224 Reminds me of that old joke How do you clear out the DMV? Where an ICE hat

Darn wear not where...Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (6XlcD)

Where ICE hat ?

THERE ICE hat, amigo !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (arJlL)

225 SD is full no room for homeless. Really! You should see the shithole that place is becoming. Its a shame.

Posted by: High low yo at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (nzKWW)

226 Prayers up for you nurse!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (myjNJ)

227 Nah, just a court order should be all that's necessary.
---
Yep, here's Melvin, your court appointed supermodel.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (sWM8x)

228 158 She's not answering! The miasma has reached her!
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
------
Yeah...that's always the way of it, a fog of virus-laden fog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (C78No)

Watch for plague doctors in bird beak masks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

229 Did you suggest an hermetically sealed box for the cows? You know, so you can be sure to catch all the rogue flatus.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)


That gem was early on, and I thought he was kidding.

Turns out: nope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (78Xqz)

230 COVID19 isn't flu. That is the Dos Equis Virus.

Stay safe, nurse.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (ykYG2)

231 Raising cattle in sheds with fans to catch their farts was my favorite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (78Xqz)

Did he discuss collecting the caw fart methane to power the farm generators so you could go off the grid?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (BiNEL)

232 123 I'm thinking about getting a fake Mexican passport for traveling in liberal states.....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (lFY0c)
-------------------------
Yeah, except border-jumping illegals don't usually have passports. Why would they need them?



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (M/9m0)

233 216 COVID19
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM

Is it some kind of code?

*fires up enigma*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (rBtIz)

John has a long mustache.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

234 You know who else was surprised that federal law trumped state law? The Confederates.

Which is to say the Democrats.

Posted by: Thatch at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (qWceQ)

235 I need a prescription for sex with a supermodel.

It's essential to my mental health.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February




he's a model, he'super

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (HALdu)

236 194 COVID19
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (d7Ww2)


Oh no.

Nurse, I will pray for you. Is there an anti viral you can take right now?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (TdMsT)

237 you too, madame.


you too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (d7Ww2)

238 Oh, hell, nurse. That's what I get for not reading.

*hangs head in shame *

Stay safe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (rBtIz)

239 > Raising cattle in sheds with fans to catch their farts was my favorite.

Hey, I've got it! Methane is somewhat less dense than air, and can be used as a lifting gas in balloons.

Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (Ewo9R)

240 225 SD is full no room for homeless. Really! You should see the shithole that place is becoming. Its a shame.
Posted by: High low yo at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (nzKWW)


Meanwhile, the shitheads in Encintas (north county) are setting aside parking spaces for people living in their cars, and a hippie lesbian dipshit on the Carlsbad city council is proposing to follow suit.

I think it must be something in the water.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (78Xqz)

241 Yeah...that's always the way of it, a fog of virus-laden fog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (C78No)

Watch for plague doctors in bird beak masks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February




think ancient aliens covered that

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (HALdu)

242 Ironic that if/when the Communists gain control of the Federal Government I will be wanting State law to trump Federal law. Sheesh, things are a mess.

Posted by: tubal at February 21, 2020 07:15 PM (90T4r)

243 204 By being specialized in one area.
Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (Zm+LZ)

Yeah, but what? Among his other ideas was to bottle a moisturizer in a soap-based bottle.

Huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:09 PM (78Xqz)

Could be sales or something. Lots of money in selling things(that is what investment banking is for example).

Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 07:15 PM (Zm+LZ)

244 Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


But then you'd have to watch out for the Focke-Wulfs.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

245 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM

Nurse, any idea of travel history or how much potential public exposure?

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (OMsf+)

246 234 You know who else was surprised that federal law trumped state law? The Confederates.

Which is to say the Democrats.
Posted by: Thatch at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (qWceQ)

Any they were also happy to make use of things like the incredibly invasive Fugitive Slave law when it suited them.

Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

247 >>COVID19

Posted by: nurse ratched

OH sh#t.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (bDqIh)

248 At baseball practice I got my leg humped by a wealthy liberal shithead who thought that carbon formed under the earth's crust, who is considering investing in sheds in which to raise cattle so as to catch their farts, who adamantly maintains that electric vehicles are the future (because "a lot of smart people" think so), and who asserted that 100,000 scientists believe in global warming.

He literally came across like a five year old worried about the boogie man. My question: how did someone this stupid AND ignorant get all that money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (78Xqz)

Well, diamonds form under the Earth's crust, so he not 100% wrong; just maybe 99.9999$ wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (LxWV7)

249 who is considering investing in sheds in which to raise cattle so as to catch their farts,


I thought the greenies and animal rightists demanded that cows sleep in feather beds and have city wide roaming rights?

Cows produce better milk when they are well cared for. Testing by various ag colleges showed that cows who were protected from the elements, listened to music while they were milked and had plenty of pasture time produce significantly higher protein and fat percentages in their milk.

So I think stuffing them into little boxes so their poots don't create free-range methane bubbles might be construed as inhumane.)

Posted by: Moki at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (mFoNl)

250 Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Illegals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (85Gof)

251 " The 2019 bill prevents civil arrests . . "

You fancy lawyers here - can you help me - is this not a criminal arrest?

Is not showing up to court a civil infraction rather than a criminal one? Because if I don't show up, I'm think a warrant from my arrest will be issued.

Is there civil warrants and criminal warrants?

I ask in all honesty.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal



Are they arresting them for being in the country illegally?

That's a federal felony.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (9uM86)

252 Greyhound announces they don't give a shit about the rule of law; safety of their passengers; nor their drivers. Brilliant!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (VYGvH)\

They might as well change their name to Hellhound now and get it over with.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (9Om/r)

253 Seems like that would endanger their USDOT number.

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (OMsf+)

Only if we were a serious nation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (BiNEL)

254 Prayers up, Madamemayhem.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (rBtIz)

255 Hey, I've got it! Methane is somewhat less dense than air, and can be used as a lifting gas in balloons.

Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (Ewo9R)


Methane (MW 16) is about half the density of air (80% N2, MW 28, 20% O2 MW 32).

The funny part about his idea was that he was proposing using methane as a fuel as a way to combat global warming by the killer pollutant CO2. I didn't have the heart to tell him what the combustion product of methane is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (78Xqz)

256 Nurse r, prayers up for you and the hospital team.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (BiNEL)

257 Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

But then you'd have to watch out for the Focke-Wulfs.
Posted by: pep


Falling cow pies.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (9uM86)

258 "This is a direct violation of state law."

Nope.

Imagine a passing a state law that said the IRS couldn't arrest people in the state for not paying their federal taxes. The federal government would simply ignore the law. If any state official tried to interfere they would be guilty of obstruction of justice, and also get arrested. In fact, the politicians that passed and signed such a law are technically obstructing justice, and breaking federal law in the process. They are very lucky not to be in jail.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (+DS2f)

259 who adamantly maintains that electric vehicles are the future


When we've gone fully to electric vehicles, the worry will be ozone pollution, magnetic pollution, etc. They'll never give up the grift.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

260 Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (Ewo9R)

The Holsteinberg!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (LxWV7)

261 They might as well change their name to Hellhound now and get it over with.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (9Om/r)


The Vagrant Express.

Can you imagine being stuck on cross-country bus with a bunch of malodorous vagrants? /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (78Xqz)

262 "This is a direct violation of state law."

Nope.

Imagine a passing a state law that said the IRS couldn't arrest people in the state for not paying their federal taxes. The federal government would simply ignore the law. If any state official tried to interfere they would be guilty of obstruction of justice, and also get arrested. In fact, the politicians that passed and signed such a law are technically obstructing justice, and breaking federal law in the process. They are very lucky not to be in jail.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February




Sure it is.

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (HALdu)

263 > Imagine a passing a state law that said the IRS couldn't arrest people in the state for not paying their federal taxes.

Next there'll be home owners associations declaring that certain laws don't apply in their area.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (Ewo9R)

264 Coronavirus seems to cause an increase in social activity and an urge to travel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

265 When we've gone fully to electric vehicles, the worry will be ozone pollution, magnetic pollution, etc. They'll never give up the grift.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (oVJmc)


Wait until they find out what's entailed in battery recycling. You wanna talk pollution? There ya go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (78Xqz)

266 Not to worry, SD's homeless will enjoy a windfall, surely, from the idiotic new tax that the idiots here will likely approve. You see, it's only on *visitors*, via hotel room tax. Oh - it will also fund more street repair, something that for decades required no special taxes to have the best roads in the country. Funny that.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (El6T/)

267
The GOP is chomping at the bit, may not be able to resist on ag labor

Posted by: rhomboid

=======

I'd be okay with an ACTUAL temporary ag workers' program. The trouble is, no one would ever go home.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 07:20 PM (G51Gf)

268 Sheds to capture farts?

I just assume anyone I meet face to face is an absolute lunatic these days. Fortunately I work from home so I don't meet many people. Plenty of crazies online though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:20 PM (j3npP)

269 "This is a direct violation of state law."

To which Federal law is subordinate.

I believe the hierarchy is

HOA rules > city ordinances > state laws > Federal law

Is that about right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:21 PM (78Xqz)

270 Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (Ewo9R)

The Holsteinberg!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM

Oh, the huge manatee!

*work with me, here, I don't know cow breeds*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:21 PM (rBtIz)

271 Can you imagine being stuck on cross-country bus with a bunch of malodorous vagrants? /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (78Xqz)

On one of my Trailways adventures, I once sat next to a man for about 20 hours who continued to tell me and the other passengers how he had his brain removed about a week prior and he was riding the bus to North Carolina for a follow up.

Weird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (Z+IKu)

272 Did you suggest an hermetically sealed box for the cows? You know, so you can be sure to catch all the rogue flatus.



Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

Or equip them with cowtalytic converters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (LxWV7)

273 268 Sheds to capture farts?

I just assume anyone I meet face to face is an absolute lunatic these days. Fortunately I work from home so I don't meet many people. Plenty of crazies online though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:20 PM (j3npP)


It's priceless, isn't it? That's why I thought he was joking. Finally I ran down a fly ball just to get away from him in the outfield.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (78Xqz)

274 DJ G : One of the guys had told Einstein my background, so he came over to run some of his thoughtlets by me. They really were moronic.

Fortunately, I know I'm a moron, so I'm happy to regale y'all with my ideas on colonising Venus.

So here we go!

Maxwell Montes certainly has katabatic winds blasting down the slope to the ecliptic east. Wind power here can do at least to suck out the air from an internal chamber, to operate an airlock, and to operate a computer room [per Rodrigo Borgia: using vacuum-tubes, as it will be hot but low pressure].

What I'd like to know is, if I've compressed the air on the inside, can I pump some of it through a tube exposed to the outside, where it's 700 K and 5-6 MPa, cooling down this compressed air? so I can let some of that back out on the inside. Humans and electronics will do better at 300 K than at 700 K.

Or does my coolant have to be liquid, meaning the usual refrigeration cycle used in Australian mines. Liquid sodium or (better) sulphur will work at these pressures and temperatures but both are very reactive (although sodium might not react with other metals). I have no idea what form of metal pipe I could use to keep sulphur coolant on the inside. Also they'll only get me down to 400 K.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (ykYG2)

275 Wait until they find out what's entailed in battery recycling. You wanna talk pollution? There ya go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (78Xqz)

Or in mining the raw materials, they should visit a nickel mine in Sudbury.

Posted by: clutch at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (9UmRs)

276 Sheds to capture farts?

Shit all you really need is a Dutch oven

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)

277 Trump needs to start a rally with the song "Start Up the Rotors".

Posted by: free tibet at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (x/2Z8)

278 > I didn't have the heart to tell him what the combustion product of methane is.

True enough, but I think the idea is that the carbon in the cow fart methane isn't a fossil fuel, but was instead removed from the atmosphere when the crops for the cattle feed were grown. So the overall carbon balance is neutral.

That doesn't make it not a cockamamie idea, but slightly less of one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (Ewo9R)

279 270 RMBS
There wasn't any reason to bring up Lena Dunham in thsi thread.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (Tt761)

280
Yeah, so Willona, who I always thought was named Vilona, is mort.

Funny how James was killed off on the show over 40 years ago but outlived Florida and Willona.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (VYGvH)

281
"COVID19" is the same as "Wuhan, Escaped From Lab, Fuck Up The Planet, Shut-up Stupid Round-eye" coronavirus that everyone's been talking about. The new code is more respectful of the delicate sensibilities of the Chinese government.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (PDiNc)

282 Blonde Morticia thats what I thought, so their picking oranges one day then serving lunch in a restaurant the next.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (ZCEU2)

283 It's priceless, isn't it? That's why I thought he was joking. Finally I ran down a fly ball just to get away from him in the outfield.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

LOL, I bet you didn't even have a glove !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (arJlL)

284 Wait until they find out what's entailed in battery recycling. You wanna talk pollution? There ya go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM


Hell, just the manufacturing is bad due to the mining. https://tinyurl.com/srqf2rh

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (OMsf+)

285 On one of my Trailways adventures, I once sat next
to a man for about 20 hours who continued to tell me and the other
passengers how he had his brain removed about a week prior and he was
riding the bus to North Carolina for a follow up.



Weird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

=====
Did he ever mention a guy named Corn Pop? Discuss hairy legs?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (8AONa)

286 There wasn't any reason to bring up Lena Dunham in thsi thread.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM

I stand duly chastened.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (rBtIz)

287 Next there'll be home owners associations declaring that certain laws don't apply in their area.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (Ewo9R)


I'm waiting for the first HOA to declare itself a nuclear-free zone.

They'll do it; they just haven't thought of it yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (78Xqz)

288 If we need to capture farts, South Park did a documentary about how San Franciscans recapture theirs.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (ykYG2)

289 My question: how did someone this stupid AND ignorant get all that money?



Is his last name Biden?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

290 LOL, I bet you didn't even have a glove !
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (arJlL)


I'd have caught the ball in my hat if necessary. Any excuse to get away from this clown.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:25 PM (78Xqz)

291 Maxwell Montes certainly has katabatic winds blasting down the slope to the ecliptic east.

I love saying katabatic winds. It's so much fun. Katabatic winds. KatabaticWINDS! KATABATIC WINDS!!!
As to your problem, I suggest pipes of unobtainium.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:25 PM (T6t7i)

292 On one of my Trailways adventures, I once sat next to a man for about 20 hours who continued to tell me and the other passengers how he had his brain removed about a week prior and he was riding the bus to North Carolina for a follow up.

Weird.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM

Did this involve being rocked like a wagon wheel in any way?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:25 PM (rBtIz)

293
Blonde Morticia thats what I thought, so their picking oranges one day then serving lunch in a restaurant the next.
Posted by: Skip

======

Hah, they're picking oranges one day then applying for free shit the next.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 07:25 PM (G51Gf)

294 281
"COVID19" is the same as "Wuhan, Escaped From Lab, Fuck Up The Planet, Shut-up Stupid Round-eye" coronavirus that everyone's been talking about. The new code is more respectful of the delicate sensibilities of the Chinese government.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (PDiNc)

My suggestions of Coolie Cough or Chinee Flu went over like a lead balloon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (j3npP)

295 Virginia is on its way to giving out "driver privilege cards" to "undocumented immigrants." Estimated number of people who can get them? 100,000.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (nRNOc)

296 264 Coronavirus seems to cause an increase in social activity and an urge to travel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

12 Monkeys

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (P5k1D)

297 > What I'd like to know is, if I've compressed the air on the inside, can I pump some of it through a tube exposed to the outside

Yeah, should work. As long as you have a temperature differential, a Carnot cycle will work.

> (although sodium might not react with other metals).

The experimental liquid metal fast breeder reactors were sodium cooled, and (in a slightly less exotic application) there used to be (and maybe still are) high performance automobile engine valves that had sodium cores. So there are ways around the corrosion problems.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (Ewo9R)

298 279 . Fie on thee, that is an insult to manatees.

Posted by: Moki at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (mFoNl)

299
On one of my Trailways adventures, I once sat next
to a man for about 20 hours who continued to tell me and the other
passengers how he had his brain removed about a week prior and he was
riding the bus to North Carolina for a follow up.



Weird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

======

What was the city/state of his permanent residence? I mean, maybe his brain was removed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (G51Gf)

300 Hairyback guy - maybe he had a temporary brain until his permanent one was completed.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (ZCEU2)

301 My suggestions of Coolie Cough or Chinee Flu went over like a lead balloon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM


I thought it was being popularly referred to as the Kung Flu.

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (OMsf+)

302 My suggestions of Coolie Cough or Chinee Flu went over like a lead balloon.

... on Venus.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (ykYG2)

303 My suggestions of Coolie Cough or Chinee Flu went over like a lead balloon.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM

I still like To Wong Flu and Hong Kong Fluey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (rBtIz)

304 Does Covid-19 give you chinese eyes?

Posted by: Cheech at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (t41dG)

305 Okay. and this is real.
Per ordinance , it is unlawful, a gross misdemeanor, to use or detonate a nuclear weapon in the City of Seattle.
Punishable by a $500.00 fine.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (Tt761)

306
If we need to capture farts, South Park did a documentary about how San Franciscans recapture theirs.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (ykYG2)



Probably use modified rebreathers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (9Om/r)

307 >> Sheds to capture farts?

Out of curiosity: why are bovine farts so important over, say, human farts, elephant farts. . .? Why are they not outlawing beans and taxing flatulence (watch out, Swalliwell!)?


*The real answer is because they want us to all go vegan, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (bDqIh)

308 Virginia is on its way to giving out "driver
privilege cards" to "undocumented immigrants." Estimated number of
people who can get them? 100,000.


Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM


Let me guess: also acceptable identification for voting?

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (OMsf+)

309 Wait until they find out what's entailed in battery recycling. You wanna talk pollution? There ya go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM

How many people actually take the time to recycle batteries???

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (h4i5u)

310 Okay. and this is real.

Per ordinance , it is unlawful, a gross misdemeanor, to use or detonate a nuclear weapon in the City of Seattle.

Punishable by a $500.00 fine.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (Tt761)


I got $500, wheres the fucking button.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (9Om/r)

311 273
268 Sheds to capture farts?

They should stick one of those milk sucking tubes up its ass.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 07:29 PM (K22Va)

312 Out of curiosity: why are bovine farts so important over, say, human farts, elephant farts. . .? Why are they not outlawing beans and taxing flatulence (watch out, Swalliwell!)?

Ban Mexican restaurants!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:29 PM (78Xqz)

313 It's a kinder, gentler invasion!

Posted by: Jeb! at February 21, 2020 07:29 PM (EgshT)

314 > Out of curiosity: why are bovine farts so important over, say, human farts, elephant farts. . .

The digestion of a cows and other ruminants relies on symbiotic gut bacteria to ferment the vegetation, so cows fart A LOT.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (Ewo9R)

315 Gay marriage is legal in my state, despite state Constitution that says it isn't.

Posted by: Don Burton at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (KoWnw)

316 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (ykYG2)

Did you pick Venus because that's where all the women are?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (2DOZq)

317 I got $500, wheres the fucking button.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

can I please have a headstart?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (d7Ww2)

318 Out of curiosity: why are bovine farts so important over, say, human farts, elephant farts. . .? Why are they not outlawing beans and taxing flatulence (watch out, Swalliwell!)?

Ban Mexican restaurants!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:29 PM (78Xqz)

Couple of years ago the Unit went out to an Indian restaurant in Groton. I was embarrassed to roll down the window at the gate to show my ID card.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (85Gof)

319 Hairyback guy - maybe he had a temporary brain until his permanent one was completed.
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (ZCEU2)

I know, right?

Posted by: Abby Normal at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (LxWV7)

320 >Per ordinance , it is unlawful, a gross misdemeanor, to use or detonate a nuclear weapon in the City of Seattle.
Punishable by a $500.00 fine.
Posted by: Winston


Huh.
Hold my beer...



get your people back this is gonna be a big one

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)

321 How many people actually take the time to recycle batteries???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (h4i5u)


Nobody. But they're not talking about AAA batteries. They're talking about big-ass batteries that can power a vehicle.

Just imagine if the car battery pack gets shorted to the chassis. You could have a really exciting time if you touch some bare metal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (78Xqz)

322 I got $500, wheres the fucking button.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



can I please have a headstart?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (d7Ww2)


Yup, and I'll even let you push it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (9Om/r)

323 >>I got $500, wheres the fucking button.


You can afford the fine, but there will still be some fallout.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (Pll8Y)

324 Berserker
There are some morns in Seattle, we need to get them out first.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (Tt761)

325 310 Okay. and this is real.

Per ordinance , it is unlawful, a gross misdemeanor, to use or detonate a nuclear weapon in the City of Seattle.

Punishable by a $500.00 fine.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (Tt761)


I got $500, wheres the fucking button.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (9Om/r)

Worth it. What about San Francisco?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

326 I got $500, wheres the fucking button.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


I... I love you.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (myjNJ)

327 I've thought for a long time the IRS should be weaponized to go after immigration.

Every illegal working here is committing some form of either tax evasion or identity theft.

They don't all work for cash mowing lawns.

Eventually they will self deport if life is made miserable for them.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (sjTfF)

328 morons.
Shit I can't even blame auto-cucumber for that.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (Tt761)

329 The real answer is because they want us to all go vegan, right?
Posted by: Lizzy

Being vegan, that's why cows fart so much

Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (vd8XM)

330 How many people actually take the time to recycle batteries???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (h4i5u)

Nobody. But they're not talking about AAA batteries. They're talking about big-ass batteries that can power a vehicle.

Just imagine if the car battery pack gets shorted to the chassis. You could have a really exciting time if you touch some bare metal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (78Xqz)

Oh, ok. I'm just late to the party as usual.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (h4i5u)

331 cows fart A LOT.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM

Solution: slaughter them young to mitigate the effect.

Eat Moar Veel!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (rBtIz)

332 The only countries who have been taking this pandemic seriously are Isreal, Mongolia, Russia, and North Korea.

We are not a serious country. The economy, GDP, Consoomerism, and stock prices are more important than human lives.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (P5k1D)

333 Worth it. What about San Francisco?
Posted by: Insomniac


um, can I have a heads up before you nuke my city please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (d7Ww2)

334 Gay marriage is legal in my state, despite state Constitution that says it isn't.
Posted by: Don Burton at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (KoWnw)

Since the SC said the Constitution of the United States says it's legal what can you do?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

335 324 Berserker
There are some morns in Seattle, we need to get them out first.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (Tt761)

And eves too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

336 >> cows fart A LOT.


This. They are almost as bad as pregnant women.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (Pll8Y)

337 Did you pick Venus because that's where all the women are?

*cues up Donna Summer's 'Hot Stuff'*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (ykYG2)

338 Let me guess: also acceptable identification for voting?


Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (OMsf+)

It is still in the legislative process, but as currently written it wouldn't (stop laughing). However, I'm sure the lines at the DMV during the same time people are trying to get Real ID licenses are going to soon be utterly delightful.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (nRNOc)

339 > Did you pick Venus because that's where all the women are?


"'Twas on the Good Ship Venus..."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (Ewo9R)

340 >> cows fart A LOT.

This. They are almost as bad as pregnant women.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (Pll8Y)


Pregnant people.

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (78Xqz)

341 Berserker
There are some morns in Seattle, we need to get them out first.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (Tt761)

And the morns and the evens were the first day.

- in Genesis somewhere

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (h4i5u)

342 Fuck that shit. I want to see the DEA start fucking up pot shops.

Everywhere.

Enforce. The. Law.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (9uM86)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Right. That's some WICKED smart politics right there. Staggeringly stupid.

Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (/jrmI)

343 >>The digestion of a cows and other ruminants relies on symbiotic gut bacteria to ferment the vegetation, so cows fart A LOT.


Thanks, that makes sense - at least about why cows.
Still find the idea of attempting to harness an entire species' flatulence hilarious.



Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (bDqIh)

344 > Solution: slaughter them young to mitigate the effect.


Newsletter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (Ewo9R)

345 An alarming number of humans are losing the instinct for self-preservation.

Posted by: klaftern at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (RuIsu)

346 Just imagine if the car battery pack gets shorted to the chassis. You could have a really exciting time if you touch some bare metal.

They're getting stronger every year. *ZOT*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (ykYG2)

347 I used to take the Greyhound out of Erie, PA to go to the Niagra Falls casino. It would take you to the Buffalo city bus terminal, and then the city bus would go out to the Falls, with a stop in front of the hotel. Return just as easy, and it beats driving in the winter. On return, CBP in Erie would board for an ID check. I could never figure out why they didn't do it at departure from Buffalo, as there were 4 or 5 brief stops before Erie, giving opportunity for somebody to get loose in the interior.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (C1Lsn)

348 Virginia is on its way to giving out "driver
privilege cards" to "undocumented immigrants." Estimated number of
people who can get them? 100,000.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM
++++++++++++++
In *Virginia?* A state with 8.3 million people and that is nowhere near a border? That implies 1.2% of the state population is illegal and it isn't even in a high-risk geography?

Assuming that figure for the whole country puts the illegal population at 42 million. It might be higher - lots of parts of this country are in higher-risk geographies.

Yeah, that 25 million number they always push is total, unalloyed bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (IT/Xb)

349 Solution: slaughter them young to mitigate the effect.

Ah, so Planned Parenthood is just fighting global warming, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (78Xqz)

350 Right. That's some WICKED smart politics right there. Staggeringly stupid.
Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (/jrmI)

Eh, just bust the ones in blue States.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (LxWV7)

351 I ruled out bus travel about that time that the guy went nuts and beheaded his seat mate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

352 speaking of Venus I just bought a $18 box of chocolates for $9. The week after Valentine's Day is a magical week

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (ykYG2)

353 Is Gangs of New York a pro immigration movie?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (2DOZq)

354 >> cows fart A LOT.


This. They are almost as bad as pregnant women.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (Pll8Y)

Except cows don't scream st you because you won't go get ice cream at 3am.

Advantage, cows.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (h4i5u)

355 You know it might be more fun to live in the Leftists coo coo land, just don't really worry the planet is going to burn up in 10 years.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (ZCEU2)

356 Nurse is in Seattle, correct?

A lot of Chinks and Dinks in and out of there.

Earnest prayers for you, nurse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (MMC4G)

357


noood

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (VYGvH)

358 um, can I have a heads up before you nuke my city please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (d7Ww2)

Fiiiiiiiine...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:38 PM (NWiLs)

359 Yeah, that 25 million number they always push is total, unalloyed bullshit.


It's been 11 million as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

360 I've thought for a long time the IRS should be weaponized to go after immigration.
Every illegal working here is committing some form of either tax evasion or identity theft.
They don't all work for cash mowing lawns.
Eventually they will self deport if life is made miserable for them.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (sjTfF)
++++++++++
Mandatory e-verify would do it. You *will* have an I-9 on record for all employees. You *will* put that through e-verify. If you don't, you're fine 1% of your enterprise value per offense.

If e-verify kicks it back, you must terminate employment or file an appeal within 14 days. If you don't, same penalty.

Illegal alien employment opportunities would dry up right quick.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:38 PM (IT/Xb)

361 Thanks, that makes sense - at least about why cows.
Still find the idea of attempting to harness an entire species' flatulence hilarious.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (bDqIh)


Me too. I suggested to the guy that we ought to have sail-powered vehicles, and that we put a fan on the rear of the car to generate the requisite wind.

He looked thoughtful. Another start-up idea in the hopper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:38 PM (78Xqz)

362 I'm waiting for the first HOA to declare itself a nuclear-free zone.

They'll do it; they just haven't thought of it yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (78Xqz)


I think Tacoma Park MD (close enough to an HOA) has such a law on the books!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:38 PM (BiNEL)

363 Did you pick Venus because that's where all the women are?





"'Twas on the Good Ship Venus..."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (Ewo9R)

...and totally wore out your penis

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:39 PM (9Om/r)

364 Sheds to capture farts?

I just assume anyone I meet face to face is an absolute lunatic these days. Fortunately I work from home so I don't meet many people. Plenty of crazies online though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:20 PM (j3npP)

It's priceless, isn't it? That's why I thought he was joking. Finally I ran down a fly ball just to get away from him in the outfield.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


There was a report somewhere in the last day or so that cow burps were worse than farts. Because cows burp every twenty seconds or so.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 07:39 PM (9uM86)

365 In *Virginia?* A state with 8.3 million people and
that is nowhere near a border? That implies 1.2% of the state population
is illegal and it isn't even in a high-risk geography?



Assuming that figure for the whole country puts the illegal
population at 42 million. It might be higher - lots of parts of this
country are in higher-risk geographies.



Yeah, that 25 million number they always push is total, unalloyed bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (IT/Xb)

A whole lot of them are up here in NOVA. The state senate's bill's sponsor is from the area.
MS-13 is around here too.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:40 PM (nRNOc)

366
High energy density batteries are intrinsically dangerous. If the get damaged or short out, it starts a roaring pyrotechnic fire that can't be put out. The fuel and oxidizer are in the same device in close proximity. It's like a can of solid rocket fuel. Once it starts it can't be stopped. One of the reasons I will never own an electric car.

Some guy got burned up in a Tesla-- the battery pack ignited and the doors wouldn't unlock.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (PDiNc)

367 Bovine gastro expulsions stole my childhood.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (EgshT)

368 Lot of grow operations on federal land. DEA used to arrest on pot busts. It IS still illegal under federal law, which is why pot shops have to be cash.

Feds could squeeze if they wanted too.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (9uM86)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Right. Something that has TWO THIRDS support of the American people is something you think the feds should just say "fuck it" and counteract state law.

I'd love to know what other broadly popular measure (66% per Gallup) is still contradicted by federal law, but not enforced, that the super smart set thinks should be back on the table for enforcement ?

Do you have any idea how tiny the minority opinion you are part of on this ?

Eight years ago 64% of people said the feds should stay out of states where it's legal. That's when support for legal pot was still under 50%. Now, it's up to 66%. So what do you think the numbers are for people opposed to the feds counteracting the law in those states ? 75% ? 80% ?

Yeah, that's a super winning issue. Let's hear some more of your brilliant political ideas.

Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (/jrmI)

369 When I was a kid, my mother and I took a Greyhound from Rapid City , SD to Chenault Air Base in Louisiana when my father got a job with Lockheed. Only thing I remember is experiencing my first hamburger with mayo on it during one of the stops. I don't know how far south we were at the time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (2DOZq)

370 um, can I have a heads up before you nuke my city please?

Posted by: nurse ratched

=====
There's potential for this to get sideways. If people see you frantically packing your car, screaming "I gotta get out of this city!" . . . well, that could affect the experiment.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (8AONa)

371 Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (/jrmI)

I thought potheads were supposed to be mellow.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (2DOZq)

372 High energy density batteries are intrinsically dangerous. If the get damaged or short out, it starts a roaring pyrotechnic fire that can't be put out. The fuel and oxidizer are in the same device in close proximity. It's like a can of solid rocket fuel. Once it starts it can't be stopped. One of the reasons I will never own an electric car.

Some guy got burned up in a Tesla-- the battery pack ignited and the doors wouldn't unlock.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (PDiNc)


Yep. Einstein also was a fan of Tesla, and informed that it was too successful, it's stock price is $1000/share. As if that has any bearing on a company's success.

I didn't have the heart to ask him what Enron's stock price was before it collapsed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:44 PM (78Xqz)

373 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt)


Nope, not just you. The continual bad-faith behavior of the Democrats, Communists and traitors (but I repeat myself) guarantees that things get sporty at some point in the future.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 21, 2020 07:52 PM (00fXp)

374 About damned time.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (eY247)

375 I tried to give their youtube channel "Rising" a chance but even their' "conservative' alternate to kristal ball runs interference for commie sanders. He let's her run all over him because he's either unprepared or a paid punching bag like juan williams.

Posted by: ryukyu at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (vKhgw)

376 Rode the bus once when my car engine shit the bed in eastern Montana. Sat next to a well dressed young black guy and asked him what he was doing on the bus. The rest of the bus was as you imagine. He said he had a job interview in the southeast somewhere and thought he should see the USA on the way home. I said " last time you'll try this, right?" He laughed and said Oh boy, yes.

Posted by: free tibet at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (elfAG)

377 LOLGF
Love that!

Posted by: Rich at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (/Zade)

378 Lolol

Hey Brecerra... you're next.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (A6+cG)

379 deadrody's mind has been coopted by partaking of the spice. His mouth can't say anything but good shit about the stuff. His eyes are pied saucers and he craves Doritos.

Plus he smells like a skunk.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 09:10 PM (A6+cG)

380 In re Neagle (1890) the US Supreme Court ruled that federal officers are immune from State prosecution when acting within the scope of their federal authority.

Ironically this case involved a fatal shooting in California in which a former Chief Justice of the California Supreme Court assaulted an Associate Justice of the US Supreme Court who had ruled against him in an appeal of a US District court decision. When a US Marshal shot and killed the ex- Cali Chief Justice the state tried to charge the marshal with murder, but the USSC forbade the prosecution.

Posted by: vonThurnthe Defenestrator at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (g1P2d)

Conservative Legal Circles Buzz With Rumor that Justice Gorsuch Will Defect to the Liberals and Rule That Transgenders Are Women For Title VII

The debate is whether Title VII's protections of discrimination "because of... sex" applies to sexual orientation and "gender" expression.

Does a man who claims to be a transwoman actually get protections based on "sex" when his sex is male?

The liberals are solid for answering "yes," of course.

And chatter in conservative legal circles is that Justice Gorsuch will join the liberals.

A friend with connections to the Supreme Court says that the rumors do exist.

Posted by: Ace at 05:04 PM




Comments

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1 But Gorsuch!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 21, 2020 05:04 PM (qaSBO)

2 Sex is immutable. Transgernderism is exactly the opposite.

Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

3 Madness.

Posted by: Paolo del Toro at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (fz3SV)

4 No good deed ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (CESUr)

5 is it happy hour yet?

I want a martini and a bacon cheeseburger with onion rings

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (d7Ww2)

6 We must all play let's pretend with the mentally ill.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 21, 2020 05:06 PM (qaSBO)

7 "Sex" and "sexual orientation" are not the same thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:06 PM (Ewo9R)

8 A friend with connections to the Supreme Court says that the rumors do exist.


I refuse to set my hair on fire about rumors and Sources Say and the like.

Do I find it plausible? Sure. But I'm so sick of every single freaking thing being 13 year old girls bitching about each other and I'm supposed to take it seriously.

No, thank you.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 05:06 PM (GbPPJ)

9 What is it about DC that just turns minds into mush?

Posted by: Kensington at February 21, 2020 05:06 PM (y87jW)

10 Congress has much debate about whether to add homosexuals to the various race relations acts. It was shot down at the time. I can't see Gorsuch bringing them in. And we have had a LOT of DC rumors in the last 3 or 4 years and most of them did not pan out in the end.

Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2020 05:06 PM (mpXpK)

11 DO IT!!

Then every guy crash the system.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:06 PM (9uM86)

12 Not new. There was talk of this after what he said during oral arguments.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 05:07 PM (xPl2J)

13 You know what to do.


Douse yourselves in gasoline.

Posted by: Wut at February 21, 2020 05:07 PM (BIGfR)

14 Damn Ace, for shut-in you sure do have a lot of smart and well-connected friends.

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 05:07 PM (CESUr)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 05:07 PM (arJlL)

16 I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear about this. For now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2020 05:07 PM (sWM8x)

17 I'm old enough to remember gay marriage was where this would all end.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at February 21, 2020 05:07 PM (x6XkS)

18 When is the ruling suppose to happen?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 05:08 PM (wiXsO)

19 Well, I'm sure God is smiling down upon his creation........

Wait.....What?

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

20 If I identify as a billionaire will Congress give me the money ?

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 05:08 PM (arJlL)

21 Oh, good grief.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

22 Rumors are started in DC to create PRESSURE on those rumored about.

Of course, time will tell, but DC works by intimidation and peer pressure. Not laws and morals.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Meh, another "sources say" crocka bools#it.

We'll see what we see.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (zlgJP)

24

I'm in no mood for tranny perverts this Friday afternoon.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (VYGvH)

25 Nope. Nope nope nope. This shouldn't happen. This sadly means it probably will.

All but the most insane and stupid leftists acknowledge that biological sex is not being discussed, but instead this new concept of "expressed gender."

"Expressed gender" is *not* sex, and even most, loony lefties will concede that point. The reason for this is the core of social constructionist theory. This sounds like an argument based on "sex" and not "gender" or "gender expression" and thus, even by the terms most of these people acknowledge, it is lunatic.

This is akin to the legislature passing a law that Pi will be an even 3.0000 because they want things to be easier.

I can't fathom any even loose/squishy conservative going for that.

Which means it'll happen, I suppose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (I2dne)

26 Well let us just see what actually happens shall we? Then we can be more certain of how we may expect this type of thing to go in the future.

Posted by: f'd at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (Tnijr)

27 I can't wait to get cheap drinks on Ladies Night after that ruling.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (eoQWY)

28 I'm batting 1000% on the willowed scale today....

@natemcdermott

Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.

The only thing is Young is saying it never happened and Biden's campaign is refusing to clarify the discrepancy.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (cF8AT)

29 Nonsense. The battle for RBG seat has just begun. Without a voice for transgenderism the court is lost!!! It is a campaign for dollars .

And yes I will eat a peanut butter sammich in the shape of a hat if I am wrong.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at February 21, 2020 05:10 PM (Pgcou)

30 I sometimes wonder what would have happened had say 30 years ago the SC mandated all 50 states have to offer gay marriage.

I really do think voters would have rewritten the Constitution and the judiciary would have a lesser role.

It's like they know how to boil the frog slowly and not get too ahead of themselves and be shut down.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 05:10 PM (sjTfF)

31 Catholic radio was talking about how transgenderism is the work of satan.

it is meant to confuse us. we are made in GOD'S image.

those who hate God, hate humanity.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 05:10 PM (d7Ww2)

32 Second look at Merrick Garland?

Posted by: Kensington at February 21, 2020 05:10 PM (y87jW)

33 is it happy hour yet?

I want a martini and a bacon cheeseburger with onion rings
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (d7Ww2)


I've been drinking for a couple hours now.

It's happy hour somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

34 22 Rumors are started in DC to create PRESSURE on those rumored about.

Of course, time will tell, but DC works by intimidation and peer pressure. Not laws and morals.
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)
--------

Agreed.

Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2020 05:10 PM (G0vdT)

Posted by: RBG at February 21, 2020 05:10 PM (mVeAY)

36

Scariest Moment in Cinematic History:

The underwater scene in JAWS when that guy's detached bloated green head popped out of the hole in the boat.

Fight me!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (VYGvH)

37 Why does the SC get to decide this? The constitution or legislation never considered transgenders when writing these laws. If any ruling is to be made , it should only be that clarification has to come from the legislature.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (zoyKY)

38 13
You know what to do.





Douse yourselves in gasoline.

Posted by: Wut at February 21, 2020 05:07 PM (BIGfR)

_________


Even if not true, I've found that having no expectations other than betrayal to soften the blows of the inevitable betrayals. ;-) A well earned psychological defense mechanism developed over decades, I suppose.

Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (CESUr)

39 Women for comfort? For what?

Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (ATCV4)

40 Does a man who claims to be a transwoman actually get protections based on "sex" when his sex is male?
........

Boys have a penis
Girls have a vagina

Posted by: Kindergarten SCOTUS at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

41 Well, just shows that just because an R appoints a judge, it doesnt mean they are immune from strange new respectitis. Need a vaccine for that.

Posted by: henry at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (J3Rfi)

42 > Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.

Yeah, that never happened. That would've been huge news, and I'm pretty sure I would remember it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (Ewo9R)

43 But what is tmz saying?

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 05:12 PM (HALdu)

44 Everything is going to made to sound as if Trump has failed his base. EVERYTHING.
Believe nothing unless verified by CNN, NY or WAPO. Then you know for sure it is a lie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 05:12 PM (pw+jk)

45 I call bullshit. Gorsuch praised the Second Circuit dissent during oral argument

That opinion was by Gerard Lynch, smartest guy never to make it to SCOTUS. Lynch can lean left, but wrote that you can't twist words to mean what the writers never intended. Eg sex doesn't mean sexual orientation. It's a potentially wide sweeping principle

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2020 05:12 PM (RUEc6)

46 Women for comfort? For what?
Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (ATCV4)
-----
They pat you on the knee and say, "You poor thing. You poor, poor thing." While you drink a beer. Under the trees. In Akron.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:12 PM (jW9oF)

47 We must all play let's pretend with the mentally ill.



Guess what's not going to happen? Yeah, no.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 05:12 PM (HaL55)

48 Second look at Judge Crater?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:12 PM (Ewo9R)

49 Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.

The only thing is Young is saying it never happened and Biden's campaign is refusing to clarify the discrepancy.
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (cF8AT)
-------

Maybe Biden is confusing the time he was getting shot at on the tarmac with Hillary.

Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2020 05:12 PM (G0vdT)

50 " ...
And yes I will eat a peanut butter sammich in the shape of a hat if I am wrong.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at February 21, 2020 05:10 PM (Pgcou) "




Intruguing.

What kind of a hat, exactly ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 21, 2020 05:12 PM (zlgJP)

51 You've come a long way, baby...

INow put your hair up...it's tie for your close-up.

Posted by: Zombie Galileo at February 21, 2020 05:13 PM (Pll8Y)

52 This just shows there is no such thing as a true conservative in politics or law. The higher you go in that system, the more lying sacks of shit they are.

Bought and paid for.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

53 Didn't some female inmate get raped recently by a guy that was transferred in because he said he identified as a girl?

And aren't there 3 female athletes in Connecticut bring suit about this thing?

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:13 PM (cF8AT)

54
The Real and True Conservative Supreme Court Justice is a truly rare beast,

not unlike the Unicorn or the Manticore.


Posted by: naturalfake at February 21, 2020 05:13 PM (9wmyx)

55 This makes no sense. Title IX was set up so girls/women have a chance to compete. If they allow males regardless of testosterone levels so compete, there go women's chances to win. Records are already being broken by trans women. How is this fair? None of these men could win as men. It is ouright cheating like taking steroids and brakiing a record.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:13 PM (QzF6i)

56 If this wrecks women's sports, I'm all for it.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2020 05:13 PM (q89yv)

57 Scariest Moment in Cinematic History:

The underwater scene in JAWS when that guy's detached bloated green head popped out of the hole in the boat.

Fight me!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (VYGvH)
------
When Walter Peck shows up at Ghostbusters HQ.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:13 PM (jW9oF)

58 It's like they know how to boil the frog slowly and not get too ahead of themselves and be shut down.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 05:10 PM (sjTfF)

Well they didn't call it The LONG March for nothing.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 21, 2020 05:14 PM (48RE5)

59 Betrayed by a "conservative" justice?!? Pish-posh, why I never!

Posted by: Republican, sipping martinis at Chevy Chase Country Club at February 21, 2020 05:14 PM (7Fj9P)

60 >>Boys have a penis


Lucky boys get several.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 21, 2020 05:14 PM (Pll8Y)

61 Scariest Moment in Cinematic History:

The underwater scene in JAWS when that guy's detached bloated green head popped out of the hole in the boat.

Fight me!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (VYGvH)

I did spill my soda when I suddenly squeezed the cup when that scene happened. On side note, only movie I've ever waited in a block long line to see.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 05:14 PM (zoyKY)

62 No betrayal will surprise me ever again.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 21, 2020 05:14 PM (H8QX8)

63 I can't wait to get cheap drinks on Ladies Night after that ruling.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (eoQWY)
........

Hmmm. Great idea, but watch out for the horny guys around closing time.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 05:14 PM (v0R5T)

64 Let them do it. Let every women's high school and NCAA sport record be held by a guy in a dress within a decade. let some guy just on the cusp on an NBA roster go to the WNBA and put up 50 points a game. The women's movement will succeed by proving that men are better at being women than women are.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2020 05:14 PM (oZ6kz)

65
Tim Pool just called Bernie Sanders a "populist." An apt description.

You'll never hear Fake News call Bernie a populist.
But that term will be used on You Know Who.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:14 PM (VYGvH)

66 I will wait and see. Gorsuch does not strike me as the type that would confide his thoughts on upcoming controversial decisions, either way he would be going.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 21, 2020 05:15 PM (JRaU+)

67 >>Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.

>>The only thing is Young is saying it never happened and Biden's campaign is refusing to clarify the discrepancy.

This is why I don't think any endorsements would have helped Biden. He's an idiot, he steps on his dick at least twice every single day, and he is wrong about everything.

Endorsements might help at the margins but they don't take one of the worst politicians of this era and turn him into a winner.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

68 something-something- stray voltage.

Keepin the powder dry here, boss.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 21, 2020 05:15 PM (0nzNY)

69 Intruguing.

What kind of a hat, exactly ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 21, 2020 05:12 PM (zlgJP)
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An Uncle Pennybags-type silk topper?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:15 PM (jW9oF)

70 >>Let them do it. Let every women's high school and NCAA sport record be held by a guy in a dress within a decade. let some guy just on the cusp on an NBA roster go to the WNBA and put up 150 points a game.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 21, 2020 05:15 PM (Pll8Y)

71 The Real and True Conservative Supreme Court Justice is a truly rare beast,

not unlike the Unicorn or the Manticore.


Posted by: naturalfake

_________________

We've never really had one, at least not in the last several generations.

If we ever had a conservative activist court, we really could clean things up in a hurry.

But our side only seems to want to stop the bleeding when it comes to the judiciary. Probably why so many left-wing victories have come through the courts.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 05:15 PM (sjTfF)

72 Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.
---
Oh man, this is hilarious. Biden is a fuckin' melon-head.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2020 05:15 PM (sWM8x)

73 @25 I can't fathom any even loose/squishy conservative going for that.



I can't fathom liberals going for it either.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 05:15 PM (XzVUd)

74 I'm in no mood for tranny perverts this Friday afternoon.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (VYGvH)


But you're saying you have a mood FOR tranny perverts?

I don't. I think they should be studied by psychiatrists. Not revered and raised on a pedestal.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

75 C'mon, Ace- You want to talk about disparate impact and suffering? Have you ever tried to put a tampon up a male urethra?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:16 PM (m45I2)

76 >>This is why I don't think any endorsements would have helped Biden. He's an idiot, he steps on his dick at least twice every single day, and he is wrong about everything.


LOOK at him.


He's a corpse. Nobody is voting for a corpse.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 05:16 PM (Pll8Y)

77 So Gorsuch never saw Kindergarten Cop?

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

78
Wait, are you saying that something in Ghostbusters was actually scary?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:16 PM (VYGvH)

79 I can't wait to get cheap drinks on Ladies Night after that ruling.


Neither can I. Here's a preview of what that will look like...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWggXJhLGvo

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 05:17 PM (HaL55)

80 I know it's doesn't really matter in the Humpty Dumpty 'words mean what I saw they mean' worlf of the Left, but. . . it was the LGBTQ activist who insisted that we all recognize that GENDER =/= BIOLOGICAL SEX.
They made that stupid Genderbread Man diagram and everything.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 05:17 PM (bDqIh)

81 They pat you on the knee and say, "You poor thing. You poor, poor thing." While you drink a beer. Under the trees. In Akron.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:12 PM (jW9oF)


When's the blowjob come into the picture?

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

82 I'm sure that Biden and Young were temporarily prevented from seeing Mandela and Joe turned it into an arrest.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 05:17 PM (zoyKY)

83 From a former CIA ops officer...

@BryanDeanWright

The IC has lost it.

They should've briefed policy makers that Putin, per usual, is sowing discord by propping up both Rs & Ds.

Then release a public statement confirming that there's no secret, preferred Russian candidate.

Instead, we've got leaked hit jobs & hysteria.

Lordy.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:17 PM (cF8AT)

84 "Women's" sports are now de facto junior varsity men's sports.

The guy who doesn't *quite* make the cut for the men's Olympic team? Well, he's now a "woman". All he has to do is say so. He doesn't need to get his dick chopped off, take hormones, or even wear a dress. A lot of them are going to say "Why not?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:17 PM (Ewo9R)

85 >>Wait, are you saying that something in Ghostbusters was actually scary?


Pretty sure the Director's Cut had a Rick Moranis Shower Scene.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 05:17 PM (Pll8Y)

86 Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's
UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.

===
Aww come on man. That's a lie.
I said I went to Corn Pop with his buddy Andrew Dice Clay down in South Dakota. But those crackas did rough us up a bit. Well until I wrapped a chain around those yellow sista fuckers. And I'll tell you what son of a bitch we got Corn Flakes out of that farm in South Carolina. Hey you using that paste to paste or to eat. It looks delicious. Can I have some construction paper.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 05:17 PM (pw+jk)

87 66 I will wait and see. 


...


Oh fuck that.

Grab the gasoline.

Posted by: Wut at February 21, 2020 05:17 PM (BIGfR)

88 During oral arguments Gorsuch said is was a close call. The argument by the libs (which they will only use here, of course) is that you are discriminating on the basis of sex if you let a woman wear a dress but won't let a man wear a dress. Of course, this immediately implies that you are discriminating on the basis of sex if you let a woman use the woman's locker room, but not a man. But Gorsuch likes to call himself a textualist. He goes by what the text says. To me, it's obvious that no one thought the text meant that when written, but we will see.

Posted by: Chris not rock at February 21, 2020 05:18 PM (Pya8H)

89 "I refuse to set my hair on fire about rumors and Sources Say and the like."

You are a wise women, AtC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 05:18 PM (WI7YS)

90 Jesus, we have enough real problems. I don't even deal in potential betrayals anymore. If Trump or Gorsuch were on mic saying, "aha, those stupid Jew-worshipping inbred freaks, now to betray them!" I'd assume it was a deep fake without some tangible setback to nationalism.

I mean, the more Justices that betray justice, the better for my ideals. But then, I'd much rather have a functioning and moral legal system.

Posted by: trev006 at February 21, 2020 05:18 PM (+9YYq)

91 Cruz would be better at succeeding Ginsburg than Trump.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (sr6r4)

92
You are a wise women, AtC.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 05:18 PM (WI7YS)


And boobs.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

93 It's a DC rumor. I'm not going to panic.

OT: I've been thinking that our response to Bernie and the rise of socialism is incomplete. Sure, we need to remind people - endlessly - of the body count. They sure won't hear it from their teachers.

But the trouble is that I doubt many will believe that Bernie is another Stalin. I don't say they are right, only that many won't buy it.

The other point - which we rarely see - is the effect that social democracy has had where it has been tried. I'm old enough to remember the "demosclorisis" in the 60s and early 70s. And the really pathetic state of Britain from my youth until Maggie. And there's always the point that - contra Sanders - the Scandanavian countries ABANDONED socialism, finding (inevitably) that it doesn't work. Yes, they do have big welfare states. But those are financed by capitalist economies. Israel followed a similar path. (For that matter, where money's involved, so has even China, bad is it is.)

We should point that out more. "Having the right people in charge" doesn't work either. They just shoot fewer people. But you still have shortages, economic crises, and the lot.

(Oh, I forgot. Breadlines are "a good thing." Silly me.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (ZbwAu)

94 We must have the laziest law-makers in human history.

"Hey, should we write some legislation to cover this new issue that has reared its head in the last two decades?"
"Naw, let the judges on the Supreme Court make a decree, writing laws gets in the way of fund-raising and playing golf..."

Posted by: Pave Low John at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (AYKEr)

95 If this wrecks women's sports, I'm all for it.
Posted by: Les Kinetic



See #11.

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (9uM86)

96 >>During oral arguments Gorsuch said is was a close call. The argument by the libs (which they will only use here, of course) is that you are discriminating on the basis of sex if you let a woman wear a dress but won't let a man wear a dress.


We have a shit ton of laws and regulations the REQUIRE you to discriminate based on Sex, not perceived gender.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (Pll8Y)

97 I can't believe this is true. But if so, bye bye Title IX.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (/669Q)

98 As a woman, I find myself not really caring about this.

These girls and young women that think this is so cool and progressive for loser boys and men to beat them in sports are only hurting themselves.

Since I no longer watch any sports, women sports is a non-issue for me.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (RU4sa)

99 There are a lot of possibilities here.

Child custody hearing? Declare yourself a "trans woman" and level the playing field.

Get in a fight with your boss and get fired? Declare yourself a "trans woman" and file sexual harassment charges.

And so on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (Ewo9R)

100
Gorsuch does not strike me as the type that would confide his thoughts on upcoming controversial decisions...
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee


This leak, if true, would originate from one of his aids/clerks, who are mostly aspiring young Swamp Shits. They also do most of the heavy lifting for the Opinions of Justices, so they do have a good idea on what their Justice-boss is thinking.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (VYGvH)

101 Loose lips sink ships, right ladies?

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 05:20 PM (zj13T)

102 So does this mean Gorsuch is transitioning?

They used to call it "growing in office" or some such.

Posted by: Furious George at February 21, 2020 05:20 PM (9vQJW)

103 Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus's rapid spread

-
Uh oh. San Francisco is in deep shit. Literally.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 05:20 PM (+y/Ru)

104 those Babylonian demon arms grabbing at an underdressed Sigourney was scary.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 05:20 PM (QK2QM)

105 Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's
UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.
..........

They must have tried to storm the place with dog-faced pony soldiers.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

106 46 Women for comfort? For what?
Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (ATCV4)

They'll keep you from being overburdened with money, property or freedom.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

107 This is SOOO going to ruin the Lingerie Football League.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

108 >>Do I find it plausible? Sure. But I'm so sick of every single freaking
thing being 13 year old girls bitching about each other and I'm
supposed to take it seriously.



No, thank you


THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

109 Cruz would be better at succeeding Ginsburg than Trump.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


RBG.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:21 PM (9uM86)

110 Following up on my @45

Ill take the bet that Gorsuch will adopt Lynch's 2nd circuit dissent to be the majority opinion. The reasoning will limit expansive readings of other laws and the 14th. It's part way to Originalism

So yes, the lede above is bullshit

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2020 05:21 PM (RUEc6)

111 >The only thing is Young is saying it never happened and Biden's campaign is refusing to clarify the discrepancy.


Doesn't matter that it is a lie to the left. It is the virtue signaling that counts. Could be a lie about reading "To Kill A Mockingbird" at age 6 or helping a black child hide from the Klu Klux Klan in Vermont in 1985. Everybody knows they are lies but they enforce the narrative and that is what counts.

Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2020 05:21 PM (MxEKc)

112
Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.

The only thing is Young is saying it never happened and Biden's campaign is refusing to clarify the discrepancy.
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:09 PM (cF8AT



Did he also mention how he wrote the Emancipation Proclamation for Democrat President Lincoln and said, Here Abe, read this.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 05:21 PM (kw5n8)

113 To me, it's obvious that no one thought the text meant that when written, but we will see.
Posted by: Chris not rock at February 21, 2020 05:18 PM (Pya8H)
---
And the delusion that the sexes are completely interchangeable goes unchallenged...because DISCRIMINATION! (Which is telling. the. difference.)

It's basically like they outlawed common sense and discernment...and judges go for that crap!

Posted by: Democrat Books at February 21, 2020 05:21 PM (Eicbe)

114 100. If he is writing the decisions, or concurring, that could be right. Or it could be all BS...we simply do not know.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 21, 2020 05:21 PM (JRaU+)

115 Loose lips sink ships, right ladies?
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 05:20 PM (zj13T)


Or, at a minimum, obnoxious asshole billionaire's presidential hopes, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)

116 The SCROTUS is going to SCROTUS.

It's what they do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 05:22 PM (Z+IKu)

117
They should've briefed policy makers that Putin, per usual, is sowing discord by propping up both Rs & Ds.


But that, too, would be Bullshit.

The Russians aren't doing shit.
Doesn't our useless and incompetent and corrupt CIA/FBI/NSA have anything better to do than search for Russian meddling??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:22 PM (VYGvH)

118 Lulz.

Unable to derail Trump with fake Russia hoax, DNC and leftist media try to use Russian collusion to derail Bernie Sanders nomination.

Sorry for the WaPo link....

https://tinyurl.com/se7mcvs

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 05:23 PM (MMC4G)

119 103 Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus's rapid spread

-
Uh oh. San Francisco is in deep shit. Literally.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 05:20 PM (+y/Ru)

---

Guess you heard about the patient who was transferred from Travis AFB to a hospital somewhere in San Fran.

But top people are totes on it.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 05:23 PM (RU4sa)

120 103
Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus's rapid spread



It's aerosol transmission ... the fecal case is just an unusual example of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1JEbx9NY2I

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 05:23 PM (XzVUd)

121 Scariest moment in cinematic history...


*******

Near the end of Titanic when it momentarily looked like DiCaprio had a chance of surviving.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:23 PM (m45I2)

122 There are a lot of possibilities here.

Child custody hearing? Declare yourself a "trans woman" and level the playing field.

Get in a fight with your boss and get fired? Declare yourself a "trans woman" and file sexual harassment charges.

And so on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Crash. The. System.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:23 PM (9uM86)

123 0--= There is a rumor rapidly circulating in legal conservative circles that Gorsuch is going to side with the liberals and read transgenderism into Title VII


Where's the bar? I need a drink.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 05:23 PM (XathI)

124 The only thing is Young is saying it never happened and Biden's campaign is refusing to clarify the discrepancy.
---------

The next step is a reporter asking Joe about it on the campaign trail and Biden indignantly saying "I am not going to answer that question!"

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 05:23 PM (/669Q)

125
Scariest moment in cinematic history...


*******

Near the end of Titanic when it momentarily looked like DiCaprio had a chance of surviving.

Posted by: Muldoon




You win.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:24 PM (VYGvH)

126 I think it says something that conservatives are so used to betrayal that they now freak out even when the betrayal is purely hypothetical.

Hair on fire status: premature.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 21, 2020 05:24 PM (cfSRQ)

127 Reap me.

Posted by: The Whirlwind at February 21, 2020 05:24 PM (kGxFO)

128 We just love our drag queen clown at the Melinda Cox library. Is this awful justice against Dr Suess too?

Posted by: Becky Horowitz from Doylestown, PA at February 21, 2020 05:24 PM (uOVkR)

129 Fight me!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (VYGvH)

I'm going to put my right man boob up against the left side of your face and there is not a damn thing you can do about it.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 21, 2020 05:24 PM (q1Q98)

130
Tranny Billy Jack?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:25 PM (VYGvH)

131 75 C'mon, Ace- You want to talk about disparate impact and suffering? Have you ever tried to put a tampon up a male urethra?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:16 PM (m45I2)
________

Probably the day he put up the shelves. It would explain it.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:25 PM (ZbwAu)

132 Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's
UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.



They could've fabricated some charges and some evidence and thrown them both in jail where they could've rotted until this day, but noooooo...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 05:25 PM (HaL55)

133 What is the matter with you people?

Have you grown tired of winning and now you have to focus on this crap?

Gorsuch was always a risk, but que sara sara.

Let's focus on the good news, like that image of mini mike pissiing all over obama from the last post.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 21, 2020 05:25 PM (LWu6U)

134 Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus's rumors of Gorsuch's Conservative Betrayal's rapid spread.


Fecal transmission explains most things.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 21, 2020 05:26 PM (9wmyx)

135 But we were told that Gay marriage would be the endo of it!

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:26 PM (NgKpN)

136

Ooooh, that would be a wonderful idea!

A remake of Billy Jack -- but now he's pretending to be a girl. And he's gonna kick ass in Washington DC!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:26 PM (VYGvH)

137 what is a woman, Justice Gorsuch?

Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 05:26 PM (nFwvY)

138 And....


I saw Fecal Transmission open for the Quicksilver Messenger Service in '68 at the Filmore West.


Posted by: naturalfake at February 21, 2020 05:26 PM (9wmyx)

139 Reap me.
Posted by: The Whirlwind at February 21, 2020 05:24 PM (kGxFO)
---
Reap fantasies.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:26 PM (Eicbe)

140 @117

Of course they don't have time because they are the principle meddlers.


They have to push that mirror as far away from them as possible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (SLhxW)

141 61
Scariest Moment in Cinematic History:



The underwater scene in JAWS when that guy's detached bloated green head popped out of the hole in the boat.



Fight me!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (VYGvH)



I did spill my soda when I suddenly squeezed the cup when that scene
happened. On side note, only movie I've ever waited in a block long
line to see.
How bout at the begining where the skinny dipping girl got nibbled on from below

Posted by: kactus at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (HIasT)

142 Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus's rapid spread



It's aerosol transmission ... the fecal case is just an unusual example of that.



The shit hit the fan, eh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (HaL55)

143 Will this get rid of womens basketball?

Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (B7KlG)

144 ---
Reap fantasies.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:26 PM (Eicbe)


Every woman has them!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

145 Girls don't think this is cool. It is their elite betters who want to impose these bizarre ideas. Girls are just as competetive as boys and should have an outlet for this. So, girls should only be allowed to participate in non physical stuff like debate club? No one's makiing you watch women's professional sports but plenty watch tennis or skiing or dare I say ice skating. The fact that this doesn't work in the other direction, that no matter what the sport, a male's inherent benefits in muscle and bone structure is alwasy going to win the day.
End of rant.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (QzF6i)

146 A friend with connections to the Supreme Court says that the rumors do exist.

gabe?

Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (B7KlG)

147 It defies logic, morality, science, custom, and the law --- so of course he will go for it because these people like to prove just how clever they are in making arguments to get around these things.

Someone needs to tell Gorsuch he is going to go down as the man who ended women's sports if he does this. And Kavanaugh needs to be the one to do it. The Genii will not go back in the bottle once you start down this path.

Posted by: Thatch at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (qWceQ)

148 It's aerosol transmission ... the fecal case is just an unusual example of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1JEbx9NY2I

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 05:23 PM (XzVUd)
+++++++++++++++
I hope you're right. If fecal transmission is easy/common, places like India are going to be torn through like a wildfire. Shit on the street becomes shit in the river becomes shit everywhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (I2dne)

149 By the way, I'm not convinced the female justices are down with the trans movement.

The TERFs are of a certain age and as it become clearer that actual women are being harmed, I'm thinking that the cool, hip desire to own the cons will fade.

We've moved beyond the hypothetical to the actual. By the time the case is heard, there will be a number of states/schools where existing records will be owned entirely by men.

A wise Latina might not be so keen to see dudes claiming female-only scholarships because that's how they identify.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (cfSRQ)

150 Hmmm

The Nevada State Democratic Party is asking site leaders to sign non-disclosure agreements,.


For their caucus.

Posted by: Wut at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (BIGfR)

151
It sounds like the corrupt Intel Community is colluding with Fake News to support the newest Narrative telling us "Trump Will Cheat."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:28 PM (VYGvH)

152 If this wrecks women's sports, I'm all for it.
Posted by: Les Kinetic


I hate to say this but they got it coming. So many women have bought into left wing identity politics, they should have seen this coming.
So now knit pussy hat ladies can watch their athletic daughters get their asses kicked by "female" athletes.
I do feel bad for the girls who haven't bought into the "we're victims" mentality.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 05:28 PM (+lVUW)

153 92
You are a wise women, AtC.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 05:18 PM (WI7YS)

And boobs.
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)
________

Do you imply that only women have boobs? H8r.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:28 PM (ZbwAu)

154 An article at WUWT states that the most virulent transmission is aerosol but that outside China the most prominent transmission is fecal.

Fecal, going through the digestive system before entering the rest of the body is much less virulent.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 05:28 PM (XathI)

155 130
Tranny Billy Jack?

I'm not Billy Jacking you.(fireside theater)

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 21, 2020 05:28 PM (q1Q98)

156 Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus's rapid spread

-
Uh oh. San Francisco is in deep shit. Literally.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 05:20 PM (+y/Ru)

---

Guess you heard about the patient who was transferred from Travis AFB to a hospital somewhere in San Fran.

But top people are totes on it.
Posted by: SMH


This isn't the "flu".

This is a bio weapon. Lab engineered.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:28 PM (9uM86)

157 Fecal transmission explains most things.


Fecal transmission = cable TV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 05:28 PM (HaL55)

158 Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus's rapid spread
------
It's a shitty job, but someone's gotta do it.

Posted by: Fecal bacteria at February 21, 2020 05:28 PM (jW9oF)

159 I hope Justice Gorsuch will rule that my identifying as a billionaire means I am really a billionaire.

Posted by: blaster at February 21, 2020 05:28 PM (9VeU0)

160 The 2020 Olympics is going to red pill a million women.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (sr6r4)

161 And boobs.
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)
________

Do you imply that only women have boobs? H8r.
Posted by: Eeyore


They're the only ones with the boobs I wanna play with.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (9uM86)

162 "107 This is SOOO going to ruin the Lingerie Football League.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:21 PM (Zz0t1) "



At last someone pierces through the fog of misconceptions to show us the true tragedy of this horror !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (zlgJP)

163 It's aerosol transmission ... the fecal case is just an unusual example of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1JEbx9NY2I

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 05:23 PM (XzVUd)
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So, ass-breath.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)

164 If you don't accept the fact that I am a feminine woman of the female gender, then I will ram this 10-inch cock down your throat until you submit!!

Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (N9G0H)

165 Who knew that sodomy, rum and the lash would someday make its way back as the Democratic platform?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (koNhm)

166 Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.


*******

He was also on the bridge in Selma with MLK and sitting next to Rosa Parks on the bus.

I'VE GOT IT!!! He's' MUFG...




...Mirror Universe Forest Gump!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (m45I2)

167 Hair on fire status: premature.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 21, 2020 05:24 PM (cfSRQ)


Rumor probably started by George Carvel.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (XathI)

168 117
They should've briefed policy makers that Putin, per usual, is sowing discord by propping up both Rs & Ds.


But that, too, would be Bullshit.

The Russians aren't doing shit.
Doesn't our useless and incompetent and corrupt CIA/FBI/NSA have anything better to do than search for Russian meddling??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:22 PM (VYGvH)

Apparently our Elite Agents don't know that Putin had his whole damn Government resign on Jan 15, and is rewriting their Constitution.

He's BUSY.

He is not paying attention to us, he is busy in his OWN DAMN COUNTRY.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (NgKpN)

169 "Does a man who claims to be a transwoman actually get protections based on "sex" when his sex is male?"

_____________________________

Protections from what...exactly? I hire a lot of people. I don't use sex of the applicant in that decision process. I DO, however, use "appearance" as a marker. If someone isn't reflecting the picture I want to present to my customers, they get 86'd. Someone pretending to be a woman doesn't necessarily reflect our persona. Not only does it look silly. It suggests that we promote mental illness. We don't.

Posted by: Orson at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM (5AY4C)

170
How bout at the begining where the skinny dipping girl got nibbled on from below

Posted by: kactus


True Story:

To this day, I cannot stand it when my legs dangle in deep ocean water. As soon as toes come off the ocean bottom, I move back towards shore.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM (VYGvH)

171 Scariest Moment in Cinematic History:

Wait Until Dark when jumps out at her.. you thought he was dead. My date literally banged his head against the wall he jumped so much. We were in the back and the wall was concrete.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM (dUJdY)

172 Will this get rid of womens basketball?
Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (B7KlG)


Ummmmmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM (Z+IKu)

173 The TERFs are of a certain age and as it become clearer that actual women are being harmed, I'm thinking that the cool, hip desire to own the cons will fade.

We've moved beyond the hypothetical to the actual. By the time the case is heard, there will be a number of states/schools where existing records will be owned entirely by men.

A wise Latina might not be so keen to see dudes claiming female-only scholarships because that's how they identify.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (cfSRQ)
++++++++++++++
I am not so sure. Are the old hardline commie feminists on the court TERFs in their private lives? More than possible.

But they have a lot of discipline and do whatever it takes to move the ball down the field for the left. Anything goes. I think they would kill their own children and subjugate their own preferences at the drop of a hat if it means that ball moves even an inch closer to the goal line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM (I2dne)

174 And the rumor is that Barr is going to resign. And trump is considering Putin as his running mate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM (VHKq8)

175 Sooth.. I won't even go in the ocean past my ankles.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM (dUJdY)

176 164 If you don't accept the fact that I am a feminine woman of the female gender, then I will ram this 10-inch cock down your throat until you submit!!
Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (N9G0H)

WAIT! You stole Charlie Brown's Dildo?

/looks confused

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (NgKpN)

177 Two words:


particulate aerosolization

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (m45I2)

178 Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus's rapid spread
..........

Gee, I hope Mayo Peter doesn't get it.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

179 Why do Leftists hated science?

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (ZCEU2)

180 The chutzpah of these people!

@tomselliott

Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered. I'm not using this language lightly. He is a hack and a shill and that's all he's ever been."

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)

181 Out: Female ejaculation.
In: Yellow-green pus spurting from the infected skin grafts when anything is inserted into the surgically-created pseudo-vagina.

Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (N9G0H)

182 96 >>During oral arguments Gorsuch said is was a close call. The argument by the libs (which they will only use here, of course) is that you are discriminating on the basis of sex if you let a woman wear a dress but won't let a man wear a dress.


We have a shit ton of laws and regulations the REQUIRE you to discriminate based on Sex, not perceived gender.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 05:19 PM (Pll8Y)


Yeah. How will the LGBTQXZY crowd like it when business owners begin hiring only men, and give a bonus to those who claim to be transitioning to female? The bonuses could be set-up to be less per year than the costs of paid maternity leave, for example.

Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (AMIL/)

183 Biden wanting that black vote bad.

Posted by: Case at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (cyroy)

184 Let's not allow science, biology and 1,000,000 years of human history get in the way of completely destroying Women's "sports".

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2020 05:32 PM (7ThNu)

185
Do you imply that only women have boobs? H8r.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:28 PM (ZbwAu)


Yes. They're the only ones with natural, baby feeding, man loved funbags.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 21, 2020 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

186 How bout at the begining where the skinny dipping girl got nibbled on from below
Posted by: kactus at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (HIasT)

That kept me out of the ocean for a short period. I remember about ten years later I was the last one knocked off the banana tube in the Bahamas , treading water for about 5 or 6 minutes ( or hours) waiting for them to come back to pick me up. My mind was playing the jaws theme the whole time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 05:32 PM (zoyKY)

187 Someday, people will be allowed to masturbate in public, because they don't identify as somebody beating off in public, and if you acknowledge some reality they don't feel like, that's discrimination.

You're actually telling the difference between somebody beating off in public and somebody not.

And that's way, way Unconstitutional, y'all!

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:32 PM (Eicbe)

188 SHIT!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

189 Damn old ass communist fuck sock.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

190 Hmmm

The Nevada State Democratic Party is asking site leaders to sign non-disclosure agreements,.


For their caucus.
Posted by: Wut



How does the DNC hammer Napoleon Soda on his NDA's, then ask Nevada site leaders to sign NDAs?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:32 PM (9uM86)

191 A friend with connections to the Supreme Court says that the rumors do exist.

gabe?

Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (B7KlG)




*touches nose*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2020 05:32 PM (kGxFO)

192 Girls don't think this is cool. It is their elite betters who want to impose these bizarre ideas. Girls are just as competetive as boys and should have an outlet for this. So, girls should only be allowed to participate in non physical stuff like debate club? No one's makiing you watch women's professional sports but plenty watch tennis or skiing or dare I say ice skating. The fact that this doesn't work in the other direction, that no matter what the sport, a male's inherent benefits in muscle and bone structure is alwasy going to win the day.
End of rant.



Trannies could've started their own sports leagues, but nooo.....


The idea isn't to compete, it's to tear down Western Civilization. And the weaklings in our society don't seem to be able to say "No" to this insanity for reasons that remain a mystery.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 05:32 PM (HaL55)

193 Not new. There was talk of this after what he said during oral arguments.
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 05:07 PM (xPl2J)

What about the rectal arguments?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 05:32 PM (LxWV7)

194 Justice Gorsuch will rule however he rules, regardless of what I think about it.

I will live my life and think what I think, regardless of what he rules.

Like the rest of us, he'll kneel before the Maker and answer. One of the things he will have to answer for is why he decided to turn American into a genital mutilating den of iniquity with his reprobate perspective.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 05:33 PM (MMC4G)

195 To this day, I cannot stand it when my legs dangle in deep ocean water. As soon as toes come off the ocean bottom, I move back towards shore.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM (VYGvH)

My rule: if I can't see the bottom, I'm not getting in.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:33 PM (cF8AT)

196 The chutzpah of these people!

@tomselliott

Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered. I'm not using this language lightly. He is a hack and a shill and that's all he's ever been."
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++++
Boy they hate Grenell. They're not even pretending to be tame about their criticism. The gloves are not only off, they've been burned and the ashes have been scattered.

They hate him. That makes me think they're worried. That makes me happy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:33 PM (I2dne)

197 Waiting for the Freddie Gray Biopic

American city destroyed over pusher's death

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 05:33 PM (rpxSz)

198 170
How bout at the begining where the skinny dipping girl got nibbled on from below

Posted by: kactus

True Story:

To this day, I cannot stand it when my legs dangle in deep ocean water. As soon as toes come off the ocean bottom, I move back towards shore.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM (VYGvH

True story, I swam in the deepest part of the Ocean, over the Marianas Trench (Talked my CO into a training exercise).

And yes, it was a weird feeling knowing we had no idea what was down there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:33 PM (NgKpN)

199 If SCOTUS does what is being predicted & forces all amateur women's athletics to accept transgendered "women" competitors, that would make a superb wedge issue for Trump, I would think. Perfect for winning back some of the suburban women voters, imo.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 05:34 PM (Cssks)

200 How bout at the begining where the skinny dipping girl got nibbled on from below

Posted by: kactus at February 21, 2020 05:27 PM (HIasT)



Which oddly enough will be a scene in his adopted daughter's new pron movie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 05:34 PM (kw5n8)

201 OK, "fecal transmission" is another one. I'm just not going to think about that today.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2020 05:34 PM (sWM8x)

202 Sooth.. I won't even go in the ocean past my ankles.
Posted by: Jewells45


Ain't no sharks in an Olympic fresh water chlorine filled pool.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:34 PM (9uM86)

203 True story, I swam in the deepest part of the Ocean, over the Marianas Trench (Talked my CO into a training exercise).

And yes, it was a weird feeling knowing we had no idea what was down there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:33 PM (NgKpN)
------
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:34 PM (jW9oF)

204 I hope Justice Gorsuch will rule that my identifying as a billionaire means I am really a billionaire.
Posted by: blaster



*******

Perhaps better if your bank teller rules that way.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (m45I2)

205
And yes, it was a weird feeling knowing we had no idea what was down there.

Posted by: Romeo13


Sealab?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (VYGvH)

206 The 2020 Olympics is going to red pill a million women.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (sr6r4)

Speaking of the Olympics, they have a contingency plan to move them to London if the Coronavirus becomes an issue in Japan.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (zoyKY)

207 He was also on the bridge in Selma with MLK and sitting next to Rosa Parks on the bus.

I'VE GOT IT!!! He's' MUFG...




...Mirror Universe Forest Gump!!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:29 PM (m45I2)
_______

But Gump was smarter.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (ZbwAu)

208 Ain't no sharks in an Olympic fresh water chlorine filled pool.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:34 PM (9uM86)
++++++++++
Pro tip: Don't go swimming in chlorine alone. Make sure there is plenty of water to offset it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (I2dne)

209 Is this Title VII of the Civil Rights Act? That would pertain to more than sports, right?

Is is an exaggeration to say that should they expand this to include transgenders it would be a backdoor implementation of what the most recent House Equality Act sought? WOuld this allow transgenders to sue over misgendering, incorrect pronouns, and all the other trans activist demands?
Sorry if this is a dumb question - haven't been following these cases. . .


Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

210 It's raining.

Posted by: Washington Elite Pissing all over You at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (Eicbe)

211 @tomselliott

Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered. I'm not using this language lightly. He is a hack and a shill and that's all he's ever been."
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++++
Boy they hate Grenell. They're not even pretending to be tame about their criticism. The gloves are not only off, they've been burned and the ashes have been scattered.

They hate him. That makes me think they're worried. That makes me happy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:33 PM (I2dne)
--------

Oh please let it be that they're worried.

Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2020 05:36 PM (G0vdT)

212 Speaking of the Olympics, they have a contingency plan to move them to London if the Coronavirus becomes an issue in Japan.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (zoyKY)

Oh gawd...do we have to watch another dance routine about the NHS?

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:36 PM (cF8AT)

213 Pro tip: Don't go swimming in chlorine alone. Make sure there is plenty of water to offset it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (I2dne)


And don't put chlorine in brake fluid.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Pro tip: Don't go swimming in chlorine alone. Make sure there is plenty of water to offset it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (I2dne)
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Peeing in chlorine probably would be pretty spectacular, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:36 PM (jW9oF)

215 180 The chutzpah of these people!

@tomselliott

Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered. I'm not using this language lightly. He is a hack and a shill and that's all he's ever been."

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)


She needs to watch a few more Rodney Dangerfield movies before attempting that level of comedy.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 05:36 PM (XathI)

216 I think a good compromise would be that if a man has had his wee wee truncated, then they can be called a woman.
I just can't see how an intact male gets to be called a woman just because.
Same goes for a female. If they've gotten sewn up and a little bit added (no matter if functional) then they too get to be called a man.
Otherwise we go with what's visible and they were born with to make the designation.
And none of this 57 varieties nonsense.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 21, 2020 05:36 PM (eYV9L)

217 >>> I'm old enough to remember gay marriage was where this would all end.

How's kindergarten?

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 21, 2020 05:36 PM (1QQfO)

218 Bicycle chain or flaming tire, one way or another Joe Biden wants to put something around somebody's neck.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:36 PM (m45I2)

219 It's raining.
Posted by: Washington Elite Pissing all over You at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (Eicbe)


I LOL'd

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Q: When were you briefed on this?

BERNIE SANDERS: "I think about a month ago."

Q: If it came out a month ago, why now?

SANDERS: "I'll let you guess how, one day before the Nevada caucus."

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (xPl2J)

221
Speaking of NHS...

they are now refusing to treat people if they are deemed "bigots."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (VYGvH)

222 >>Sooth.. I won't even go in the ocean past my ankles.

Most shark attacks happen in waist deep water. You are playing with fire!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (ZLI7S)

223
If your'e going to Saaaan Fraaaan-cisco

Be sure to rub some feces in your hair!

Posted by: Zombie Scott McKenzie at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (9wmyx)

224 @182


Sometimes SCOTUS justices get up their own asses, if Gorsuch really does side with this ridiculous logic then no insane decision of the court will be foreclosed.


As great as Scalia was he always came down on the side of expanding policing powers for the government.

The only rocks on the Supreme Court are Thomas and Alito.


I don't believe they have ever been on the wrong side of a big issue.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (SLhxW)

225 On news heard in China 2,200 deaths and 75,000 cases but not positive on those numbers

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (ZCEU2)

226 And yes, it was a weird feeling knowing we had no idea what was down there.

Posted by: Romeo13

Sealab?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (VYGvH)

What? You all never watched Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?

There are MONSTERS down there! Every WEEK!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (NgKpN)

227 175 Sooth.. I won't even go in the ocean past my ankles.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM
~~~
Same here. Haven't since I was caught in a rip tide that caused a 45 YO church group's 'Beach Party' chaperone to suffer a heart attack. circa 1973

Posted by: socalcon at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (Roy2Z)

228 Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered. I'm not using this language lightly. He is a hack and a shill and that's all he's ever been."

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)


How's the YouTube video review career going?

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

229 couple of Rooskie farted on American elevator


RUSSIANS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY US AIR QUALITY

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (rpxSz)

230 Do they really think that those suburban soccer moms who go to every game and watch their daughters become accomplished athletes with a chance for college scholarships approve of this?
I believe the girls who brought the suit are from Connecticut where already a bunch of records have been smashed by transathletes. The sad statement she made was "I lost before I even ran the race". This is just cruel.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (QzF6i)

231 If the sharks don't get you the flesh eating bacteria will.

Posted by: Case at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (cyroy)

232 Near the end of Titanic when it momentarily looked like DiCaprio had a chance of surviving.
Posted by: Muldoon


Dan,g I hated that movie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (+lVUW)

233
What? You all never watched Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?

There are MONSTERS down there! Every WEEK!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (NgKpN)


But Land of the Lost had DINOSAURS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

234 >>Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one
of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered. I'm not
using this language lightly. He is a hack and a shill and that's all
he's ever been."

Says the lady who did a 'full Ginsberg' the Sunday after the Benghazi attack and LIED on every single show about how it wasn't planned terrorism, just a spontaneous protest over a YouTube movie.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (bDqIh)

235 Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:36 PM (cF8AT)

I forgot about that. What a shitty Olympic opening.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (zoyKY)

236 Trump grooming Grenell for VP with Mike Pence Prezzy?

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (eYV9L)

237 (peeks in. see's title of thread)

Stop the World and let me off.

(goes back to watching golf)

NASCAR is in Phoenix this weekend and the NHRA is also in Arizona. Sebring 12 Hours is in 20 Days. :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (Ge4Nn)

238 If the sharks don't get you the flesh eating bacteria will.
Posted by: Case at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (cyroy)
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Plus...the lasers.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)

239 @CarpeDonktum

SCOOP: As a Russian Bot, I am often given insider information directly from Putin.

Earlier today Vladypoo told me he actually prefers that Bloomberg wins the 2020 election because "He won't be able to reach the Nuclear button"

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:39 PM (cF8AT)

240 How bout at the begining where the skinny dipping girl got nibbled on from below

Posted by: kactus

Did you know that the SAME girl was attacked by a shark at the beginning of the movie 1941 ?

Spielberg did it on purpose !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 05:39 PM (arJlL)

241 Speaking of the Olympics, they have a contingency plan to move them to London if the Coronavirus becomes an issue in Japan.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 05:35 PM (zoyKY)
+++++++++++
The punishment for Brexit has begun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:39 PM (I2dne)

242 So the good judge likes to ride the baloney pony.

Go figure.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 05:39 PM (ke/4u)

243 Man? Wombman? Show me the DNA.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 05:39 PM (XathI)

244 Here's some happy news:
Man in prison for life beats two child molesters to death:
https://tinyurl.com/rjy9lq7
After killing one, he happened to see another and said what the hell. Actually, he said, "in for a penny, in for a pound", which is even better.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 21, 2020 05:39 PM (HmZuC)

245
201 OK, "fecal transmission" is another one. I'm just not going to think about that today.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2020 05:34 PM (sWM8x)


5-speed or 6-speed? The 6-speed runs smoother that Chipotle diarrhea, I'm told.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (pNxlR)

246 Do not adopt the terms of the enemy that this is about "inclusion" and "acceptance."
This is not even, exclusively, about "control" (though it is in part).
It is more about forcing you to lie, publically, to submit to their will. To deny 2+2=4 and all the soul-destroying consequences that come with being forced to lie (about which much has been expressed on this blog).
But even more, it is simply open war on the idea of masculinity and the family. That male and female He created them, making one a helpmeet for the other, and bidding them to be fruiful and to multiply.
It is, ultimately, a war on God.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (koNhm)

247 Speaking of NHS...

they are now refusing to treat people if they are deemed "bigots."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (VYGvH)
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Given the NHS, that might be a blessing. There was that one hospital where, if the staff thought you were obnoxious or demanding, it was a death sentence for you.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (jW9oF)

248 How bout at the begining where the skinny dipping girl got nibbled on from below

Posted by: kactus

---
She felt good against my hairy legs.

Posted by: Anonymous Former VP at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (Eicbe)

249 Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered. I'm not using this language lightly. He is a hack and a shill and that's all he's ever been."
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM

Hey Sue Rice, how about some examples of his dishonesty? We know yours.

Posted by: clutch at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (9UmRs)

250 Sealab?


Seaview.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (HaL55)

251 On news heard in China 2,200 deaths and 75,000 cases but not positive on those numbers
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (ZCEU2)


This is a 2 pronged experiment by the Chinese government. First, they're overpopulated and it's costing too much to support a billion people. This will end up killing a few million, but we'll never know it.

Second, they'll have a much better idea on how these things spread, how quick they migrate and how to control it.

This is all about control. Period.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Susan Rice could go sit on a cactus as far as I care

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (ZCEU2)

253 So, after I identify as a black, left handed, blind Nigerian woman my 8A application to do business with the Fed as a minority (woman) and handicapped owned LLC should get me into the grift line pronto.

Got it.

Next stop, gravy train city.

New rules and all that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (3H9h1)

254 Well, the human race had a decent run. A bit of a shame about the ending, though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (l9m7l)

255 230 Do they really think that those suburban soccer moms who go to every game and watch their daughters become accomplished athletes with a chance for college scholarships approve of this?
I believe the girls who brought the suit are from Connecticut where already a bunch of records have been smashed by transathletes. The sad statement she made was "I lost before I even ran the race". This is just cruel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (QzF6i)

But unless it becomes personal, ie THEIR daughter is impacted, whine Moms won't care.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (NgKpN)

256 230 Do they really think that those suburban soccer moms who go to every game and watch their daughters become accomplished athletes with a chance for college scholarships approve of this?
I believe the girls who brought the suit are from Connecticut where already a bunch of records have been smashed by transathletes. The sad statement she made was "I lost before I even ran the race". This is just cruel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (QzF6i)

---

They may not approve of it, but these women did vote the people in that think this is totes okay.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (RU4sa)

257 216
I think a good compromise would be that if a man has had his wee wee truncated, then they can be called a woman.
+++++++The problem with that is that it does not negate the advantages a male already has developed growing up. Larger heart, stronger bone structure and muscle development. Even with less testosterone, it doesn't change the physical advantages a male body has over a female body.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:41 PM (QzF6i)

258 After killing one, he happened to see another and said what the hell. Actually, he said, "in for a penny, in for a pound", which is even better.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 21, 2020 05:39 PM (HmZuC)
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And literate!

Posted by: David Brooks at February 21, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)

259 Says the lady who did a 'full Ginsberg' the Sunday after the Benghazi attack and LIED on every single show about how it wasn't planned terrorism, just a spontaneous protest over a YouTube movie.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (bDqIh)


Go BIG or go home

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 21, 2020 05:41 PM (Ozpxd)

260 246 Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (koNhm)
++++++++++
It isn't about control so much as it is about control's superset: power.

There is no power greater than to force a man to lie, to go against his own beliefs, morality and character. There are forms of power more physically dangerous and damaging, but if you can force a man to lie then you own him. Mentally, he is your slave.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:41 PM (I2dne)

261 Title VII is a law that could be amended. This would be a great campaign issue for the GOP.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 05:42 PM (Cssks)

262
5-speed or 6-speed? The 6-speed runs smoother that Chipotle diarrhea, I'm told.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (pNxlR)


Why can't you Americans figure out that more gears is better?

Posted by: Jeremy Carkson at February 21, 2020 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Near the end of Titanic when it momentarily looked like DiCaprio had a chance of surviving.
Posted by: Muldoon

Dang I hated that movie.
Posted by: nerdygirl
-----------

Upside: DiCaprio did not survive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 05:42 PM (Y9zp1)

264 Does a man who claims to be a transwoman actually get protections bases on 'sex' when his sex is male? The answer is yes. If the transwoman has lots of condoms, bleach, sandpaper, acetone, and disposable income.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 05:42 PM (UUkQp)

265
Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus's rapid spread
..........


There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling fecal transmission.

Posted by: Control Voice 2020 at February 21, 2020 05:43 PM (aKsyK)

266 Go BIG or go home
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 21, 2020 05:41 PM (Ozpxd)
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I always liked going BIG.

Posted by: Joseph G. at February 21, 2020 05:43 PM (Eicbe)

267 There is a test.

Check the chromosomes. This is not rocket ship science but still science.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 05:43 PM (ke/4u)

268 The minuscule effort by Russian Intelligence to tamper with the 2016 election pales into nothingness compared to the massive and overwhelming election-tampering by American Intelligence.

Ironically, one of the ways American Intelligence tampered was to blame the Russians. Since this stinks like a continuation of those crimes, this briefing on election-tampering is therefore a form of election-tampering itself.

Layers, people, layers.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2020 05:43 PM (Ndje9)

269 Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered. I'm not using this language lightly. He is a hack and a shill and that's all he's ever been."
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM


I can't WAIT for the day that the media wakes up and bullshit like this is responded with "Didn't you say that the Benghazi attack was due to a YouTube video?"

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

270 230
Do they really think that those suburban soccer moms who go to every
game and watch their daughters become accomplished athletes with a
chance for college scholarships approve of this?
I believe the girls
who brought the suit are from Connecticut where already a bunch of
records have been smashed by transathletes. The sad statement she made
was "I lost before I even ran the race". This is just cruel.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (QzF6i)

---
Okay, I'm used to people getting their hair on fire over nothing here, but isn't the case still at the district court?

Which means it would have to be appealed and then appealed again and then the SCOTUS would have to agree to take it up?

Something that would be ruled on in maybe 2022?

And people are panicking?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 21, 2020 05:43 PM (cfSRQ)

271 I'm gonna wait for real news.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 21, 2020 05:43 PM (9qO5G)

272 I've been surfing for over 40 years. All over the world. Only seen sharks from the cliffs, and once while in the water. Seen dolphins, elephant seals and whales close up.
However, a friend of mine was bitten almost in half by a great white just north of Scott's Creek, near Santa Cruz. He survived, barely. It came from beneath, no warning, just suddenly dragged him 6 feet under. It bit him and his board like a sandwich, apparently didn't like the taste of fiberglass, and spit him out.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

273 Well, I'm sitting here waiting for my husband to get home and dressed for me to take him out to a wonderful place for dinner, that's really hard to get reservations for.


He just called from work and said he's got to make a "quick trip" to Bass Pro Shop because tomorrow is range day with his buddies.


Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2020 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

274 Why can't you Americans figure out that more gears is better?
Posted by: Jeremy Carkson at February 21, 2020 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)
+++++++++++
I beg to differ. I once had the profound displeasure of driving a Chrysler 200 sedan as a rental. It had a 9-speed automatic transmission. It was the single worst gearbox ever fitted to a modern automobile. It managed to be mushy and jarring at the same time - like it was shifting through oatmeal, but where there were random bits of shrapnel suspended in it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:44 PM (I2dne)

275 #265 so surprise anal is out?

That sucks.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at February 21, 2020 05:44 PM (ke/4u)

276 5m
#BREAKING on @OANN: Iowa's Democratic Party says it will recount 23 caucus precincts after accepting requests from the campaigns of @BernieSanders and @PeteButtigieg. #OANN

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 21, 2020 05:44 PM (BqBId)

277 This is a 2 pronged experiment by the Chinese government. First, they're overpopulated and it's costing too much to support a billion people. This will end up killing a few million, but we'll never know it.

Second, they'll have a much better idea on how these things spread, how quick they migrate and how to control it.

This is all about control. Period.
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

/puts on his Evil Genius disguise

Now, if you want evil. The Chinese had a one child policy which scewed their demographics, at the same time they made great strides in their medicine (not up to our standards, but better than it was).

So with the One Child Policy, you will have ONE younger productive Citizen, for every TWO older, now unproductive citizen.

Note, this virus is not very deadly to the young and healthy, but is pretty lethal to the old, especially if they get no real medical care.

Now, think evil thoughts, some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:44 PM (NgKpN)

278 > dare I say ice skating

Someone who enjoys watching Kiira Korpi isn't likely to switch allegiance to some guy who looks like Steve Buscemi in a tutu.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:44 PM (Ewo9R)

279 227 175 Sooth.. I won't even go in the ocean past my ankles.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2020 05:30 PM
~~~
Same here. Haven't since I was caught in a rip tide that caused a 45 YO church group's 'Beach Party' chaperone to suffer a heart attack. circa 1973
Posted by: socalcon at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (Roy2Z)
_____

I remember the summer Jaws came out. I was at the beach, and the only ones in the water were us young guys. We were trying to impress the girls that we weren't afraid.

When you're in your late teens or twenties, desire for nookie > fear of sharks.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:44 PM (ZbwAu)

280 256 SMH

OK...now they can vote them OUT.

There could be a prodigious BACKLASH to this.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 05:44 PM (Cssks)

281 "Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus's rapid spread"

'Coronavirus got Hondamatic 2 speeds?

Posted by: f'd at February 21, 2020 05:45 PM (Tnijr)

282 180 The chutzpah of these people!

@tomselliott

Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered. I'm not using this language lightly. He is a hack and a shill and that's all he's ever been."

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)


He needs a good lawyer.
Not to get him out but to see that he's not penalized for this. And maybe steaks on Saturday.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 05:45 PM (XathI)

283 OK, but trannies must disclose upfront in order to claim any rights.

Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 05:45 PM (nFwvY)

284 There could be a prodigious BACKLASH to this.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 05:44 PM (Cssks)

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Which is why I doubt anything is going to change.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 05:46 PM (RU4sa)

285 Assuring that women will never when a sporting event again and that women will get raped in prison and that battered women's shelters will no longer be available to protect women.

Posted by: Lulu at February 21, 2020 05:46 PM (TB7HE)

286
You know what they want -- to demoralize and destroy existing society in general, and to molest your children in particular.

Every action taken by these weirdos is an attempted bridgehead to further these goals.

Give them nothing. In fact, take things back.

The Constitution has nothing to say about this. Presumably the writers never dreamed they would have to. There's nothing in there that can be use compel this lunacy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 05:46 PM (PDiNc)

287 #272 sailor advice...stay on top of the water not in the water.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 05:46 PM (ke/4u)

288 > Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered.

You worked for Obama, honeychile.

LOLGF.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:46 PM (Ewo9R)

289 They may not approve of it, but these women did vote the people in that think this is totes okay.
Posted by: SMH
-----

I encounter this all of the time. When one asks a Dem if, say, they approve of allowing a newborn to die without aid, they say "Of course not!". Then when asked why it is they enable and support the party that *promotes* that, they have no answer, other than 'Trump!'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 05:47 PM (Y9zp1)

290 >>>Dang I hated that movie.
Titanic would be an epic without that horseshit, tacked-on love story. They made the movie commonplace with that dreck. The idea that 1500 people drowning in real life under tragic, heroic and dramatic circumstances wasn't sufficient enough for a movie - they just had to put some teen-girl squeeing shit in there.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 21, 2020 05:47 PM (HmZuC)

291 The only way to nip this shit in the pud is to mandate immediate twig and berry removal for any male declaring he is a she.

Not sure what the percentages are WRT male to female vs. female to make, but my gut tells me the vast majority of the lunatics saying they are not as they were born is male to female.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2020 05:47 PM (oTuGd)

292 By the way, could this be liberal info-ops to discourage more women from suing?

"Psst! If you sue, the court will rule against you. Gorsuch will flip!"

It's the kind of thing Gorsuch can't publicly deny, and so by spreading it around, it basically tells women to shut up and take it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 21, 2020 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)

293 Speaking of NHS...

they are now refusing to treat people if they are deemed "bigots."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:37 PM (VYGvH)



Government run health care has death panels? Who would have thunk?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 05:47 PM (mpeBU)

294 I encounter this all of the time. When one asks a Dem if, say, they approve of allowing a newborn to die without aid, they say "Of course not!". Then when asked why it is they enable and support the party that *promotes* that, they have no answer, other than 'Trump!'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 05:47 PM (Y9zp1)

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Exactly.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 05:47 PM (RU4sa)

295 283 OK, but trannies must disclose upfront in order to claim any rights.

A national trannie registry?

Posted by: High low yo! at February 21, 2020 05:47 PM (nzKWW)

296 285 Assuring that women will never when a sporting event again and that women will get raped in prison and that battered women's shelters will no longer be available to protect women.
Posted by: Lulu at February 21, 2020 05:46 PM (TB7HE)
________

Except Lena Dunham, who can have a career in Sumo Wrestling.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:48 PM (ZbwAu)

297 @268

It's simply a re-run of their standard playbook.

They needed a hook to go public with this so they "brief" the President and lawmakers on this ridiculous bullshit.


Now the fun can begin for the IC Deep Staters as they can now leak and blow their whistles all the live long day about the President and his allies going against "the consensus."


I bet Burr holds hearings on this nonsense before he ever hold a single hearing to help the President.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2020 05:48 PM (SLhxW)

298 Susan Rice is a fine example of honesty.

Ok, I can't keep a straight face.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 05:48 PM (OP2H/)

299 #283 I got your up front right here pal.

Posted by: Caitlyn at February 21, 2020 05:48 PM (ke/4u)

300 The one good thing will be natural born women will now have to compete with men. I am sure that will advance the cause of Feminism is new ways that will not do the Feminist movement much good.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 21, 2020 05:48 PM (cfkTP)

301 All this bigot hate sounds discriminatory against bigots.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:48 PM (Eicbe)

302 Now, think evil thoughts, some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:44 PM (NgKpN)


Trump instituted tariffs. Got companies to open other supply chain avenues. Unleash virus to vanquish Chinese production capability. NOBODY is going there to open up more production for quite awhile. America wins.


And a few million, even 10 million is a drop in the bucket for 1.4B Chinese.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 21, 2020 05:48 PM (Ozpxd)

303 I hope this is nothing but a rumor.

Posted by: Mary Wilbur at February 21, 2020 05:49 PM (artIV)

304 Susan Rice on @RichardGrenell: "The problem is that Rick Grenell is one of the most massively dishonest people I've ever encountered. I'm not using this language lightly. He is a hack and a shill and that's all he's ever been."

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)

Between Rice calling Grennell a dishonest hack and Brazzil accusing Trump of cheating, its all mirror universe today

Oh, and Rice is obviously anti gay.

Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 05:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

305 The idea that 1500 people drowning in real life under tragic, heroic and
dramatic circumstances wasn't sufficient enough for a movie - they just
had to put some teen-girl squeeing
---
She had a great rack though.

Rather see than than watch 1500 people drown.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 21, 2020 05:49 PM (cfSRQ)

306 Susan Rice is a fine example of honesty.

Ok, I can't keep a straight face.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 05:48 PM (OP2H/)
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But a *bad* example.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:49 PM (Eicbe)

307 particulate aerosolization
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (m45I2)

Actual, for real, death-dealing farts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 05:49 PM (LxWV7)

308 I'm pretty sure the SCOTUS liberals will find a way to avoid ruling on this until after the Nov. GE. They're just politicians in black robes. They know this won't play well in Peoria.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 05:49 PM (Cssks)

309 Assuring that women will never when a sporting event again and that women will get raped in prison and that battered women's shelters will no longer be available to protect women.
Posted by: Lulu at February 21, 2020 05:46 PM (TB7HE)


That is because, on the left, real women are lower on the totem pole than faux women. Gotta break some eggs to make that omelette.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 05:49 PM (aS1PU)

310 Susan Rice and Moochell would spit roast him.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 05:49 PM (ke/4u)

311 What I hated most about Titanic was toward the end, when the villain shows his true colors trying to save himself. Winslett calls him a "bastard". That was a completely false note. It's 1912. She would have said "coward". And it would have hurt more.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:50 PM (ZbwAu)

312 Geniuses can't count votes in a small state yet want to run the country's health system.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 05:50 PM (ZCEU2)

313 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 21, 2020 05:48 PM (Ozpxd)

Construction of Apples 4 BILLION dollar Chinese plant is on hold.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:50 PM (NgKpN)

314 Women have an X but they don't know Y.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:50 PM (Eicbe)

315 True story:

We just changed our team mascot from The Lumberjacks to The Lumber Jack and Jills.

Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM (ATCV4)

316 Hey SMH!

I'd just kick the tranny in the knee and say "run now, Bitch"

Posted by: Ben Had at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM (0nzNY)

317 > battered women's shelters will no longer be available to protect women.

A religiously-based women's shelter has already taken heat for this here.

They wouldn't let a tranny in their women's facility, but instead directed him to another location, even offering to pay for his cab ride to get there.

Fortunately, the court did not look on this favorably, and the case settled, with the shelter being awarded legal fees.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM (Ewo9R)

318 omeone who enjoys watching Kiira Korpi isn't likely to switch allegiance to some guy who looks like Steve Buscemi in a tutu.

++++++Ah, but see that will never happen. A heavier body structure won't work so they could never make the cut. Probably true in gymnastics as well. The sports that are being affected are track, wrestling(yes wrestling) weightlifting,. Really any sport where speed and upper body strength make a difference. That is why it never works in reverse. You never hear about women trying to compete in men's sports. Seriously, isn;t that why we have women's sports?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM (QzF6i)

319
Wasn't there a movie about the USS Indianopolis?

And wasn't there a movie about that Ernie guy who survived a shipwreck and got eaten by sharks, only to be taken prisoner by the Japs, and then ran a marathon?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM (VYGvH)

320 311 What I hated most about Titanic was toward the end, when the villain shows his true colors trying to save himself. Winslett calls him a "bastard". That was a completely false note. It's 1912. She would have said "coward". And it would have hurt more.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:50 PM (ZbwAu)

Besides, the movie is not woke enough.

I don't see the Womenz volunteering to go down with the ship.

You know, like they were equal or something.

/snark

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM (NgKpN)

321 It's 1912. She would have said "coward". And it would have hurt more.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:50 PM (ZbwAu)
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Bonus points if she'd said "poltroon".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM (jW9oF)

322 Now, if you want evil. The Chinese had a one child policy which scewed their demographics, at the same time they made great strides in their medicine (not up to our standards, but better than it was).

So with the One Child Policy, you will have ONE younger productive Citizen, for every TWO older, now unproductive citizen.

Note, this virus is not very deadly to the young and healthy, but is pretty lethal to the old, especially if they get no real medical care.

Now, think evil thoughts, some assembly required.
Posted by: Romeo13


You want evil thoughts? Due to one child policy, you have 300 million chinamen with zero access to pussy.

WHEN they get uppity, you can't reload fast enough to stop them. Government can/will fall.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:52 PM (9uM86)

323 You know, there are people who are thin, who think they are too fat. They starve themselves, sometimes to death, attempting to make their body fit the image they have in their heads.

We do not, as a society, say to them "You know, you ARE a fat fuck! You really ought to lose some weight!" No, we get them mental health care, because they're out of their fucking minds.

There are people who think they should be amputees. Somehow, the perfectly good arm they have doesn't belong on their bodies. We do not then chop the perfectly good arm off. We get them mental help. Why are we treating this mental disorder differently?

Posted by: hawkpilot at February 21, 2020 05:52 PM (neTM8)

324 NASCAR is in Vegas this weekend, not Phoenix.

So is Trump.

Co inky dink?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 05:52 PM (3H9h1)

325 Bonus points if she'd said "poltroon".
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The first draft had "assmunch".

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:53 PM (Eicbe)

326 We just changed our team mascot from The Lumberjacks to The Lumber Jack and Jills.
Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM (ATCV4)
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Do they put on women's clothing and hang around in bars?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:53 PM (jW9oF)

327 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM (QzF6i)

Whoever thought Blades of Glory was an instruction manual, not a farce.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 05:53 PM (NgKpN)

328

Speaking of which, aren't we way overdue for another cake-baking wedding homo discrimination stunt/hoax?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:53 PM (VYGvH)

329 He just called from work and said he's got to make a "quick trip" to Bass Pro Shop because tomorrow is range day with his buddies.


Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


You may have to wander over to Bass Pro Shop wearing absolutely nothing under a raincoat just to pry him outta there.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2020 05:53 PM (oTuGd)

330 particulate aerosolization
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (m45I2)

Actual, for real, death-dealing farts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*******

With coronavirus you will know that the shit has hit the fan when...


...well...


...when the shit hits the fan!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:53 PM (m45I2)

331 I can't WAIT for the day that the media wakes up ...
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They are not asleep, they are, at best, useful idiots, at worst, collaborators. They have become domestic enemies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 05:53 PM (nIvDu)

332 This election is going to be awesome.

@JenniferJJacobs

Q: When were you briefed on this?

BERNIE SANDERS: "I think about a month ago."

Q: If it came out a month ago, why now?

SANDERS: "I'll let you guess how, one day before the Nevada caucus."

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

333 230 Do they really think that those suburban soccer moms who go to every game and watch their daughters become accomplished athletes with a chance for college scholarships approve of this?
I believe the girls who brought the suit are from Connecticut where already a bunch of records have been smashed by transathletes. The sad statement she made was "I lost before I even ran the race". This is just cruel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:38 PM (QzF6i)

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Buttercup needs to suck it up, or ask mom to change her voting patterns. Or when it is time for her to vote, make smarter choices.

Actually, come to think on it, Gorsuch might actually help conservatism out by giving the left what they want on this issue.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 21, 2020 05:53 PM (cfkTP)

334 > You know, there are people who are thin, who think they are too fat.

For that matter, there are people who think that they're Napoleon.

I don't think the French are gonna start taking orders from them any time soon, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:53 PM (Ewo9R)

335 311 What I hated most about Titanic was toward the end, when the villain shows his true colors trying to save himself. Winslett calls him a "bastard". That was a completely false note. It's 1912. She would have said "coward". And it would have hurt more.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 05:50 PM (ZbwAu)

Rose was the villain of Titanic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

336 True story:

We just changed our team mascot from The Lumberjacks to The Lumber Jack and Jills.


Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM


Is the team now selling wooden marital aids?

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 05:54 PM (OMsf+)

337 particulate aerosolization
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:31 PM (m45I2)

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Are we talking about me?

Posted by: Eric Smellsquall at February 21, 2020 05:54 PM (Eicbe)

338 Alinsky #4:
@Cernovich
Hi@ewarren!
Speaking of NDAs!

You're in Congress, right?

Here are 250 SEALED sexual harassment settlements.

Will you demand these be unsealed?


https://tinyurl.com/wb8qr8u

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 05:55 PM (bDqIh)

339 Speaking of child molesters I'm sure sure Adam Schiff is a pervert. He's done something to earn that bug eyed face.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 05:55 PM (97iIH)

340 Rose was the villain of Titanic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 05:54 PM (NWiLs)
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Like the Jedi.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:55 PM (Eicbe)

341
With coronavirus you will know that the shit has hit the fan when...


...well...


...when the shit hits the fan!
Posted by: Muldoon
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Odie Corongne.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 05:55 PM (nIvDu)

342 > Ah, but see that will never happen. A heavier body structure won't work so they could never make the cut.

That's what affirmative action is for.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:55 PM (Ewo9R)

343 336 True story:

We just changed our team mascot from The Lumberjacks to The Lumber Jack and Jills.


Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM

Is the team now selling wooden marital aids?
Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 05:54 PM (OMsf+)

They're more poplar than you'd expect.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 05:55 PM (NWiLs)

344 Rose was the villain of Titanic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 05:54 PM (NWiLs)
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Like the Jedi.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:55 PM (Eicbe)
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The Jedi sank the Titanic?!??!?!?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:56 PM (jW9oF)

345 I think a good compromise would be that if a man has had his wee wee truncated, then they can be called a woman.
I just can't see how an intact male gets to be called a woman just because.
Same goes for a female. If they've gotten sewn up and a little bit added (no matter if functional) then they too get to be called a man.
Otherwise we go with what's visible and they were born with to make the designation.
And none of this 57 varieties nonsense.
Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 21, 2020 05:36 PM (eYV9L)

Well, you see, that right there is just plain wrong. There is no compromise with evil. Cutting the cock and balls off a man does not make him a woman, just a mutilated man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 05:56 PM (LxWV7)

346 it is meant to confuse us. we are made in GOD'S image.

those who hate God, hate humanity.

Posted by: nurse ratched



You should take a look at Ann Barnhardt's site. She's a little rough around the edges but she is convinced that Satan is involved with all of our social pathologies. She is also not a fan of our shitty current "pope".

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2020 05:56 PM (oTuGd)

347 i'll worry about this when it actually happens, and i second the emotion that giving the liberals exactly what they think they want may b just the thing we need to do.

and give it to them good and hard.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2020 05:56 PM (LaaND)

348 340 Rose was the villain of Titanic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 05:54 PM (NWiLs)
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Like the Jedi.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 05:55 PM (Eicbe)

Don't be silly. There were no Jedi in Titanic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

349 Navy recruiter screening applicant: "Do you know how to swim?"

Recruit: "Why? Don't you fellas have boats?"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 05:56 PM (m45I2)

350
Whoever thought Blades of Glory was an instruction manual, not a farce.
+++
Heh

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 05:56 PM (QzF6i)

351 Rose was the villain of Titanic.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Cherchez la femme.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 05:57 PM (nIvDu)

352 Don't be silly. There were no Jedi in Titanic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


That's what they want you to think.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2020 05:57 PM (zj13T)

353 Well, you see, that right there is just plain wrong. There is no compromise with evil. Cutting the cock and balls off a man does not make him a woman, just a mutilated man.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 05:56 PM (LxWV7)

Even Mr. Garrison understood this, albeit far too late.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

354 Don't be silly. There were no Jedi in Titanic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 05:56 PM (NWiLs)
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That's what they want you to think...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:57 PM (jW9oF)

355 That soccer lesbo will be hardest hit. When a junior high Texas soccer team beats the best womens team in the USA, it's all over.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 05:57 PM (pw+jk)

356 HordeMind!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:57 PM (jW9oF)

357 They may not approve of it, but these women did vote the people in that think this is totes okay.
Posted by: SMH

______________

I won't be too disappointed if we lose this because it mainly fucks with the same affluent women that have rainbow flags on their instagram page and call Republicans homophobes.

You don't see women identifying as men for sports purposes, isn't that convenient.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 05:58 PM (sjTfF)

358 Ice can't break steel, people.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2020 05:58 PM (zj13T)

359 If I had a teenage son, I'd tell him and the car insurance company that Downcast Jr. is now a girl and deserves the lower car insurance rate.

Posted by: Downcast at February 21, 2020 05:58 PM (vMIGx)

360 Justice Gorsuch's mentor, Antonin Scalia, called the SSM decision a "judicial putsch", and correctly so. I'd be surprised to see Gorsuch follow the Anthony Kennedy-model and impose transgenderism on the whole country by fiat.

Americans are competent to make these decision for themselves. It's called Consent of the Governed.

Try it sometime.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2020 05:58 PM (Ndje9)

361 The Jedi sank the Titanic?!??!?!?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:56 PM (jW9oF)
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Mind power, Swede, mind power.

Posted by: Obi Won Parker at February 21, 2020 05:58 PM (Eicbe)

362 Look on the bright side.... this may be the opening salvo of the final defeat of the odious legal concept of a "protected class"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2020 05:58 PM (6FeV1)

363 The plagiarism around here is palpable.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2020 05:58 PM (zj13T)

364
Alternate post title:

Remember The Good Ol' Days When The Whole World Was Sane Enough To Mock The East German "Women" Olympians Because They Were Hardly Women?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:59 PM (VYGvH)

365 I saw Fecal transmissions open for the Cropdusters at the Stone Pony in 92.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2020 05:59 PM (sr6r4)

366 Ice can't break steel, people.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2020 05:58 PM (zj13T)
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Steel doesn't float!!

Posted by: Competitive Whacko at February 21, 2020 05:59 PM (Eicbe)

367 McD's has candles that smell like the ingredients in a 1/4 pounder, beef, ketchup, pickle, cheese, onion.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (cF8AT)

368 *peeks in*

Hair on fire again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (LAKH5)

369 Woo hoo it's Friday night and I just got paid for my first week working for Mike Bloomberg. What a guy! Mike can get it done!

Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (Tnijr)

370 Don't be silly. There were no Jedi in Titanic.
Posted by: Insomniac



I felt a disturbance in the force. It was as if 1200 people cried out and were suddenly silenced...

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (9uM86)

371 *waves hand*
You will hit the iceberg.

Posted by: Kareem Owheat Jedi Master at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (aS1PU)

372 Remember The Good Ol' Days When The Whole World Was Sane Enough To Mock The East German "Women" Olympians Because They Were Hardly Women?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:59 PM (VYGvH)
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Svimveyar. Very nice.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (Eicbe)

373 336 True story:

We just changed our team mascot from The Lumberjacks to The Lumber Jack and Jills.


Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 05:51 PM

Is the team now selling wooden marital aids?
Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 05:54 PM (OMsf+)

Que up Monty Python!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspenders?? and a .... a Bra???? (spoken, raggedly)

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (NgKpN)

374 You know all those pussy hatted women screaming about the patriarchy....This is the patriarchy. Women not standing up for women.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (QzF6i)

375 McD's has candles that smell like the ingredients in a 1/4 pounder, beef, ketchup, pickle, cheese, onion.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (cF8AT)

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And vagina... but mostly vagina.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (pw+jk)

376 367 McD's has candles that smell like the ingredients in a 1/4 pounder, beef, ketchup, pickle, cheese, onion.
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (cF8AT)

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Why?

It's shit like this that makes me look forward to a mass culling of the herd, so to speak.

Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 06:01 PM (RU4sa)

377

McVulva?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:01 PM (VYGvH)

378 >>>They're more poplar than you'd expect.<<<

The best position on the team is riding the bench. That's where the hardwood is piled to make shelving.

Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 06:01 PM (ATCV4)

379 The plagiarism around here is palpable.
Posted by: Dr Spank
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I can smell the plagiarists.

Posted by: Peter Strozk at February 21, 2020 06:02 PM (QrTqV)

380 McVula?

Gwyneth Paltrow?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 06:02 PM (LAKH5)

381 372 Remember The Good Ol' Days When The Whole World Was Sane Enough To Mock The East German "Women" Olympians Because They Were Hardly Women?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:59 PM (VYGvH)
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Svimveyar. Very nice.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (Eicbe)

And the Russians are out of the next Olympics for? Abusing Steroids?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:02 PM (NgKpN)

382 BREAKING: Bloomberg releases a couple of women from his binders.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 06:02 PM (Eicbe)

383 How exactly is Russia trying to help old Bernie? Come on, all Russia is doing AGAIN is rat fucking American and the usual chumps are falling for it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 06:02 PM (85Gof)

384 McVula?

Gwyneth Paltrow?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 06:02 PM (LAKH5)
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Steamy.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 06:03 PM (Eicbe)

385 McD's has candles that smell like the ingredients in a 1/4 pounder, beef, ketchup, pickle, cheese, onion.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (cF8AT)

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And vagina... but mostly vagina.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 06:00 PM (pw+jk)


That's the Filet O Fish.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 06:03 PM (aS1PU)

386 "the jury trial for which you were summonsed has been resolved. Therefore you are now excused from jury service ..."

hurray .... that has been harshing my mellow ... free at last, thank God almighty I'm free at last. ha, and they can't inoculate me with that virus by squeezing me into a dirty jury pool ... heh.


But I could have resolved the "are trans men legally women" issue, if that kind of case was what the trial was about.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2020 06:04 PM (Cus5s)

387
We just changed our team mascot from The Lumberjacks to The Lumber Jack and Jills.


Posted by: Fritz
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Alas, the Kennesaw college Hooters are no more.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:04 PM (C78No)

388 Since we're discussing the film Titanic:

Celine & her husband/manager declined a deal to record "My Heart Will Go On" multiple times. She was enjoying a sizable hit at the time with another movie theme song, "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" from Beauty & the Beast. She & her managers were afraid to 'step on' her earlier hit while it was still on the charts.

Eventually Cameron got her to change her mind by handing her a check with the stated amount payable as "1" & inviting her to add as many zeros as she liked. (I made this part up, but the rest is true.) They convinced her by having the composer play it for her & her husband at a private audition.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 06:04 PM (Cssks)

389 382 BREAKING: Bloomberg releases a couple of women from his binders.
Posted by: Axeman



What. A. Gentleman.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2020 06:04 PM (zj13T)

390 I look at this shit as things the perverts do to prime the pump.

I really am all out of GaF's for this type of behavior and if I do got to a sporting event and see one of these assholes pretending I'm going to point and laugh.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 21, 2020 06:04 PM (x004x)

391 373 Posted by: Romeo13


Snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:04 PM (9uM86)

392 Of course it will happen.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 21, 2020 06:04 PM (oTuGd)

393 Here's some happy news:
Man in prison for life beats two child molesters to death:
https://tinyurl.com/rjy9lq7
After killing one, he happened to see another and said what the hell. Actually, he said, "in for a penny, in for a pound", which is even better.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 21, 2020 05:39 PM (HmZuC)

Good for him.....looks like he beat them to death with a cane.

He must have been a fan of the "Killer Elite".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 06:04 PM (Z+IKu)

394 Mike Bloomberg is buying a pizza for me tonight. Imagine what he could do for you.

Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 06:05 PM (Tnijr)

395 Nevada cuckus volunteers are being asked to sign NDAs ?

nothing fishy there

Posted by: High low yo! at February 21, 2020 06:05 PM (nzKWW)

396 >>>McD's has candles that smell like the ingredients in a 1/4 pounder, beef, ketchup, pickle, cheese, onion

There's beef in a McD's Quarter Pounder?

Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2020 06:05 PM (l3+k2)

397 It's almost as if just staffing a branch that is well, well outside its legitimate bounds on yuuge questions with people you like is not a solution. At all.

It's almost as if the de facto morphing of the judiciary into a super-legislature, with even executive-like powers assumed whenever it feels like it, is a problem that cannot really be addressed with personnel changes.

I said almost.

Resume celebrating McConnell and Trump's judicial appointments.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 06:05 PM (El6T/)

398 We just changed our team mascot from The Lumberjacks to The Lumber Jack and Jills.


Posted by: Fritz
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Alas, the Kennesaw college Hooters are no more.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Hootersville is no mas?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:05 PM (9uM86)

399 OT: ICE just grabbed two illegals right out of a California state courthouse. "Sanctuary" be damned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:06 PM (Ewo9R)

400 Say what you want about McDonalds, it sounds better than a mold burger from BK.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 06:06 PM (Eicbe)

401
The Narrative in Fake News is the Russians are trying make Bernie Sanders and his supporters look bad by acting like jerks.

But the Truth is: Bernie Sanders' supporters are jerks, both online and in real life.

But this is the new Fake Russia Meddling Bullshit Hoax. It is a joint conconction between Fake News and the Shits in the "Intel Community."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:06 PM (VYGvH)

402 Public transportation down on Sesame St. the other day had an unusual mix of passengers. Patti and Patricia were on their way to a Weightwatchers meeting. A guy named Ross was going to the Special Olympics. That Meese kid, (Lester I think is his name) had his shoes and socks off and was doing something with his feet.

I couldn't help singing "Two obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Meese picking. bunions on the Sesame Street bus."

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 06:06 PM (m45I2)

403 I want a candle that smells like gunpowder and spent brass.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:06 PM (9uM86)

404 ICE just grabbed two illegals right out of a California state courthouse. "Sanctuary" be damned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:06 PM (Ewo9R)
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Wow. First the Titanic, now some undocumented residents!

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 06:07 PM (Eicbe)

405 You know all those pussy hatted women screaming about the patriarchy....This is the patriarchy. Women not standing up for women.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

You're doing an admirable job !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 06:07 PM (arJlL)

406 394
Mike Bloomberg is buying a pizza for me tonight. Imagine what he could do for you.
++++++Hey, how do I get in on that? I'm a little short this month so figure I could fit right in.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 06:07 PM (QzF6i)

407 The Eric Idle John Cleese bit 'i want to have babies' is GOAT.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2020 06:08 PM (sr6r4)

408 Say what you want about McDonalds, it sounds better than a mold burger from BK.
Posted by: Axeman



That's what you get with moist plant material.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:08 PM (9uM86)

409 Thanks JT!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2020 06:08 PM (QzF6i)

410 Now it is time for a drink, Thanks Muldoon

Posted by: Ben Had at February 21, 2020 06:08 PM (0nzNY)

411 Rumor has it that the Reds are gonna win the World Series and inside sources at Reds Camp confirms they have a solid chance..

Meh, call me win he does. So far he's been solidly on our side. I'll set my hair on fire later.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at February 21, 2020 06:09 PM (udh1B)

412 I want to be called Loretta.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 21, 2020 06:09 PM (xPJvm)

413 Gag.

I just saw this ad "Sign our thank you cart to Rep. Adam Schiff".

I can't upload piss.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 06:10 PM (Eicbe)

414 ICE just grabbed two illegals right out of a California state courthouse. "Sanctuary" be damned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Fool me once shame on me.
Fool me twice, nah bro, ain't happening.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:10 PM (9uM86)

415

Point is: Spielberg is good at making Scary.

But not in Jurassic Park, which, despite the horrible over-acting by the stupid kids (they shivered and opened their eyes really wide), was not scary at all.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:10 PM (VYGvH)

416 The old National Lampoon has a photo of an East German woman shot putter with very visible balls pressing against her shorts

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2020 06:10 PM (RUEc6)

417 want to be called Loretta.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 21, 2020 06:09 PM (xPJvm)

It is time for your close up Loretta

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 06:10 PM (85Gof)

418 You don't have a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate, in a box?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

419 >>I want to be called Loretta.

Done.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 06:10 PM (ZLI7S)

420 So now we know they have pictures of G with a tranny.

Posted by: S L at February 21, 2020 06:10 PM (RXJVc)

421 > ICE just grabbed two illegals right out of a California state courthouse. "Sanctuary" be damned.

https://tinyurl.com/ice-freezes-wetbacks

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:10 PM (Ewo9R)

422 Well, I guess my business is a religious organization.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 21, 2020 06:11 PM (Ssh2k)

423

What does messershmitt mean in German?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:11 PM (VYGvH)

424 Rumor has it that the Reds are gonna win the World Series and inside sources at Reds Camp confirms they have a solid chance..



Something about, something something sign...

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:11 PM (9uM86)

425 Celine Dion: proof positive that having a face like a horse need not necessarily render you sexually unappealing.

Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 06:11 PM (Cssks)

426 But not in Jurassic Park, which, despite the horrible over-acting by the stupid kids (they shivered and opened their eyes really wide), was not scary at all.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:10 PM (VYGvH)
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1. There was a huge ditch as they looked *down* on the T-Rex.

2. Some electric fence breaks down and it's chasing them on flat road.

Worst consistency of any movie I've ever seen.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 06:12 PM (Eicbe)

427 What does messershmitt mean in German?
Posted by: Soothsayer



Crap in your hands?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:12 PM (9uM86)

428 @MeetThePress

WATCH: Sanders addresses Washington Post report that Russia is trying to help his campaign, says he was briefed about it “a month ago.” #MTPDaily

@BernieSanders: "What I say to Mr. Putin, If elected president, trust me, you will not be interfering in American elections.”

https://tinyurl.com/urjpfj7

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:12 PM (cF8AT)

429 The boy from Jurassic Park was the same actor who played Eugene Sledge in The Pacific. Took a while to figure that out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Identifying as Loretta at February 21, 2020 06:12 PM (xPJvm)

430 What does messershmitt mean in German?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:11 PM (VYGvH)

---------------

"Flying Target"

Posted by: P-51 Mustang at February 21, 2020 06:12 PM (RIAR/)

431 > https://tinyurl.com/ice-freezes-wetbacks

One of them was there for felony domestic violence and misdemeanor drunken driving charges.

Obviously the type of "dreamer" we need more of in this country, right?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:13 PM (Ewo9R)

432 399. Just grabbed was a couple of days ago... just saying.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at February 21, 2020 06:13 PM (udh1B)

433 >>>I couldn't help singing "Two obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Meese picking. bunions on the Sesame Street bus."<<<

Now do BK, smarty pants.

Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 06:13 PM (ATCV4)

434 What does messershmitt mean in German?


****

I'm guessing "knifesmith" or "bladesmith".

I've been wrong before.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2020 06:13 PM (m45I2)

435 94 Mike Bloomberg is buying a pizza for me tonight. Imagine what he could do for you.
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 06:05 PM (Tnijr)


Pizza without fat and salt is just no good.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 06:13 PM (TdMsT)

436 Mike Bloomberg is buying a pizza for me tonight. Imagine what he could do for you.
Posted by: Hey it's a living
-------

If Petey Buttrig offers to buy something, back away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:13 PM (Z1eux)

437 Get Back, Loretta ... go home

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2020 06:13 PM (Cus5s)

438 Does Bernie distinguish between the Soviet Union and Russia? Honestly wondering.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 06:14 PM (97iIH)

439 Rumor has it that the Reds are gonna win the World Series and inside sources at Reds Camp confirms they have a solid chance..


My sources tell me the Black Soxs of Chicago have it in the bag.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 06:14 PM (85Gof)

440 BernieSanders: "What I say to Mr. Putin, If elected president, trust me, you will not be interfering in American elections."



That's NOT how communism works.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:14 PM (9uM86)

441 287
#272 sailor advice...stay on top of the water not in the water.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 05:46 PM (ke/4u)

Sailor: Captain, how often does a small ship like this sink?Captain: Usually only once.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 21, 2020 06:14 PM (VNmG1)

442 431 but good on ICE for calling there bluff. Now do the same thing in NYC, Chicago, and Oregon. Lather, rinse, and repeat.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at February 21, 2020 06:15 PM (udh1B)

443 BernieSanders: "What I say to Mr. Putin, If elected president, trust me, you will not be interfering in American elections."


Tell us how you'll stop him, Bernie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

444 That's NOT how communism works.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:14 PM (9uM86)
-------------

Yes, because I have seen the future and the future works!

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at February 21, 2020 06:15 PM (RIAR/)

445 Undercover Huber

@JohnWHuber

Oh hey look, Bernie is getting a *defensive briefing* that Russia is trying to help his campaign instead of FISAs and human spies being thrown at him

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)

446 The Anti Federalists were right. Again.

This is why I despise these issues being decided by SCOTUS. There job has largely become to take away rights and piss on The Tenth Amendment.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 21, 2020 06:16 PM (rLZe7)

447 What does messershmitt mean in German?
------
It's a synonym for 'Bf 109'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:16 PM (Z1eux)

448 Hiya Ladyl !

Didja get your thing fixed ?

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 06:16 PM (arJlL)

449 The husband of a Katie Hill staffer was arrested today for hacking the websites of Hill's primary opponents in 2018.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 06:16 PM (xPl2J)

450 Old Bern t'ain't fooled...

@realDailyWire

REPORTER: How do you think [the news of Russia trying to help the Bernie campaign] came out now, if you had the briefing a month ago?

SANDERS: I'll let you guess about one day before the...the Nevada caucus. Why do you think it came out? It was the Washington Post? Good friends.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:17 PM (cF8AT)

451 Done identifying as Loretta.

Too silly.

Work is kind of slow at the moment. But I have a beer at my elbow, and it's Friday.

Cheers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, People's Front of Judaea at February 21, 2020 06:18 PM (xPJvm)

452

East German Womens Olympic Team Rare Footage

https://youtu.be/DFgZXL3tL1A

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 06:18 PM (aKsyK)

453 This is why I despise these issues being decided by SCOTUS. There job has largely become to take away rights and piss on The Tenth Amendment.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 21, 2020 06:16 PM (rLZe7)
--------------

Hey now!

Posted by: Zombie Justice Blackmun at February 21, 2020 06:18 PM (RIAR/)

454 BernieSanders: "What I say to Mr. Putin, If elected president, trust me, you will not be interfering in American elections."
------

Bernie doesn't want anyone stepping on his perogative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:18 PM (Z1eux)

455 431 > https://tinyurl.com/ice-freezes-wetbacks

One of them was there for felony domestic violence and misdemeanor drunken driving charges.

This is in my neck of the woods.. Super "woke" NorCal...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:18 PM (6XlcD)

456 If I can get some NIKE endorsement I will identify as Jukina and tuck my junk but it will have to be 7 figures.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 06:19 PM (pw+jk)

457 It's funny that so many feminists are so eager for changes which will have the effect of destroying all protections for women.

If gender is all that matters and it is mutable then anyone is able to claim that they are whatever will provide the greatest advantage at any given time.

I wonder how the metoo movement would have fared if one of their targets had claimed to be a woman.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 21, 2020 06:19 PM (ExV1e)

458
Hey now!
Posted by: Zombie Justice Blackmun at February 21, 2020 06:18 PM (RIAR/)



Don't dream it's over.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 06:19 PM (TdMsT)

459 SANDERS: I'll let you guess about one day before the...the Nevada caucus. Why do you think it came out? It was the Washington Post? Good friends.


LOl... How does it feel Bernie

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:20 PM (6XlcD)

460 440 BernieSanders: "What I say to Mr. Putin, If elected president, trust me, you will not be interfering in American elections."



That's NOT how communism works.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:14 PM (9uM86)

Putin is an Oligarch and vulture Capitalist.

Russia is no longer Communist, they are going through a Robber Baron Capitalist phase.

Their taxes are LOWER than ours.

Of course Bernie does not like Putin, it shows that BERNIE is on the wrong side of history.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:20 PM (NgKpN)

461 @ArletteSaenz 5 minutes ago

I asked @JoeBiden if his campaign could move forward if he loses South Carolina.

Biden: "Yeah, well it would depend on a lot. If I came in last in South Carolina, I got 2% of the vote, the answer would be no. If I do well in South Carolina, I think the answer's clearly yes"


The man is sheer genius.....

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:20 PM (cF8AT)

462 Oh hey look, Bernie is getting a *defensive briefing* that Russia is trying to help his campaign instead of FISAs and human spies being thrown at him
Posted by: JackStraw at February


If any candidate were going to collude with Russia, it would be Commie loving Bernie.

Just shows how ludicrous the whole fake dossier, and coup attempt was.

Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 06:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

463 > This is in my neck of the woods.. Super "woke" NorCal...

I can hear the reeeeeing from here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:20 PM (Ewo9R)

464 Most sensible comment here is comment #8. By AtC. Of course.

Posted by: tubal at February 21, 2020 06:20 PM (90T4r)

465 This is in my neck of the woods.. Super "woke" NorCal...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:18 PM (6XlcD)
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For some reason, I'm hoping CA is declared in a state of rebellion with whatever consequences that may entail.

For the record, I live in CA.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 06:21 PM (RIAR/)

466 @ryangrim
NEWS: FBI arrests hacker linked to Katie Hill campaign
https://tinyurl.com/wnhxj7c

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 06:21 PM (wiXsO)

467 Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 21, 2020 06:19 PM (ExV1e)

They somehow think that if Women stop being Feminine, then Males will stop being Men.

They are mistaken.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:21 PM (NgKpN)

468 Most sensible comment here is comment #8. By AtC. Of course.
Posted by: tubal

I only trudge backwards for Kallisto !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 06:21 PM (arJlL)

469 It's legally mandated trannies all the way down.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at February 21, 2020 06:21 PM (EgshT)

470 Why can't real women withdraw from events open to transexuals and start closed competitions?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 06:21 PM (97iIH)

471 BernieSanders: "What I say to Mr. Putin, If elected president, trust me, you will not be interfering in American elections."



That's NOT how communism works.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:14 PM (9uM86)


Sounds like knock it off. Super effective

Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 06:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

472 She's a superfreak, superfreak, she's super freaky.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:23 PM (myjNJ)

473 Sounds like knock it off. Super effective

Yeah. He shoulda said "Knock off the malarkey !"

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 06:23 PM (arJlL)

474 This is in my neck of the woods.. Super "woke" NorCal...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:18 PM (6XlcD)

--------------



For some reason, I'm hoping CA is declared in a state of rebellion with whatever consequences that may entail.



For the record, I live in CA.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 06:21 PM (RIAR/)

====Yes, I am hoping that too and I live in MOONBAT GROUND ZERO.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 06:24 PM (pw+jk)

475 Why can't real women withdraw from events open to transexuals and start closed competitions?
Posted by: Northernlurker



Invitationals?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:24 PM (9uM86)

476 NEWS: FBI arrests hacker linked to Katie Hill campaign
https://tinyurl.com/wnhxj7c
Posted by: redridinghood
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Now, when you say 'linked to Katie Hill', what does that mean?

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:25 PM (DCYln)

477 >>Just shows how ludicrous the whole fake dossier, and coup attempt was.

Nevertheless, they persisted.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

478 Most sensible comment here is comment #8. By AtC. Of course.

Someone obviously hacked her account.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 21, 2020 06:25 PM (ExV1e)

479 We are in solid 1984 territory

Posted by: IanDeal at February 21, 2020 06:25 PM (vgGyZ)

480 They somehow think that if Women stop being Feminine, then Males will stop being Men.

They are mistaken.
Posted by: Romeo13


Soybois have.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:26 PM (9uM86)

481 So Trump appointed a crappy Justice.

Posted by: Poopy at February 21, 2020 06:26 PM (Erb5O)

482 I have half a mind (literally) to fire off a strongly-worded manifesto to that Putin fellow.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at February 21, 2020 06:26 PM (EgshT)

483 Bernie = Bernie

Putin = Punching bag

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

484 >>>BernieSanders: "What I say to Mr. Putin, If elected president, trust me, you will not be interfering in American elections."
<<<

Laddie Putin was Bernie Sanders' handler back in the day. Don't let this crusty old fucking Commie try to punk you.

Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 06:27 PM (ATCV4)

485 Fuggetaboutit (those fantasizing about CA or any other lawless state or jurisdiction being brought under control).

Young cop at the range yesterday. Currently he works a border area. He said he can't decide where to stay long enough for vesting in some of the benefits before bailing, or just leaving now. He can't believe the public here puts up with "sanctuary" crap.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 06:27 PM (El6T/)

486 Now, when you say 'linked to Katie Hill', what does that mean?

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:25 PM (DCYln)

He is the husband of a woman that worked for her.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 06:27 PM (xPl2J)

487 Wut . . . !?

Posted by: Dr_No at February 21, 2020 06:28 PM (mu5GU)

488 Now, when you say 'linked to Katie Hill', what does that mean?

-
Choke collar, leash and a whip.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)

489 Putin is an Oligarch and vulture Capitalist.

Russia is no longer Communist, they are going through a Robber Baron Capitalist phase.

Their taxes are LOWER than ours.

Of course Bernie does not like Putin, it shows that BERNIE is on the wrong side of history.
Posted by: Romeo13


Wow.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:29 PM (9uM86)

490 466 @ryangrim
NEWS: FBI arrests hacker linked to Katie Hill campaign
https://tinyurl.com/wnhxj7c

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 06:21 PM (wiXsO)


Regular, Johnny on the spots they are.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:29 PM (XathI)

491 Pfft. No need to worry about Gorsuch on this issue.
Sotomayor will bring her experience to bear on it!
She's there for "diversity," for the Wise Latina outlook, no? And, let me tell you, this transgenderism crap is a no sale in that demographic.

I keed. I keed.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 21, 2020 06:29 PM (M/9m0)

492 I have half a mind (literally) to fire off a strongly-worded manifesto to that Putin fellow.
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders
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In fact, if Putin walked on stage, Bernie would surrender the microphone...as he has several times now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:29 PM (NAs56)

493 >>>BernieSanders: "What I say to Mr. Putin, If elected president, trust me, you will not be interfering in American elections."


Did people laugh out loud when Bernie said that?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 06:29 PM (97iIH)

494 ryangrim
NEWS: FBI arrests hacker linked to Katie Hill campaign
https://tinyurl.com/wnhxj7c

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 06:21 PM (wiXsO)


Regular, Johnny on the spots they are.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:29 PM (XathI)

Relax, I hear the fbi has a solid lead on the Lindburgh baby kidnapping

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 06:30 PM (85Gof)

495 >BernieSanders:

I'll tell that whipper snapper Putin to get off my lawn and hit him with my cane

Posted by: Bernie! at February 21, 2020 06:31 PM (6XlcD)

496 Bernie loved Pooty when he was in running the KGB.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:31 PM (oVJmc)

497 Transgenderism's actual clinical, Latin name is coitum ab crania.

Fucked in the Head.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 21, 2020 06:32 PM (j42ZK)

498 I have half a mind (literally) to fire off a strongly-worded manifesto to that Putin fellow.
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders
------
[Accompanied by gesticulations]

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:32 PM (NAs56)

499 So what are we saying. Is there *any* situation in which you may legally differentiate actual women from men whom claim to be women?

And Gorsuch might be wavering? Hell I'd expect Ginny to side with conservatives on this one.

Interesting.

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 21, 2020 06:32 PM (1QQfO)

500 Way late, but this doesn't jive with what we know about Gorsuch.

He's more likely to say, "put 'gender identity' into the statute and get back to me," more than anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 21, 2020 06:33 PM (zZbCU)

501 I have half a mind (literally) to fire off a strongly-worded manifesto to that Putin fellow.
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders
------
[Accompanied by gesticulations]
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:32 PM (NAs56)
------
Rotwang, in "Metropolis":
*gestures maniacally*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 06:33 PM (jW9oF)

502 Rumors like this are usually started to create pressure. I wouldn't think Gorsuch would fall for it.

but it is the same old problem, leftists always hang together, it is people on the right that seem to get wobbly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2020 06:34 PM (r+sAi)

503
Of course, time will tell, but DC works by intimidation and peer pressure. Not laws and morals.
Posted by: Sponge at F


Yes. Ergo, somebody should have a chat with Gorsuch. Have a nice talk with him. IYKWIM.,,,

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 06:34 PM (jUilJ)

504 Did I see that PDT has another rally tonight?

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:34 PM (RueoN)

505 Joe is holding third or so. He's gonna go all the way.

Posted by: f'd at February 21, 2020 06:34 PM (Tnijr)

506 493
>>>BernieSanders: "What I say to Mr. Putin, If elected
president, trust me, you will not be interfering in American elections."

Unless you buy me a house.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 06:35 PM (K22Va)

507 Funny how left-wing "diversity" always results in lock-step conformity of thought and expression.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 21, 2020 06:35 PM (M/9m0)

508 504 Did I see that PDT has another rally tonight?

Had it this afternoon

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:36 PM (6XlcD)

509 Washington forces these people to become liberals.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 06:36 PM (jUilJ)

510 What rhymes with brokered convention?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:36 PM (XathI)

511 @508

Thanks

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:37 PM (RueoN)

512 ''What rhymes with brokered convention?''

Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:38 PM (RueoN)

513 What rhymes with brokered convention?



Natural traction
Obscene deviation

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 06:38 PM (jUilJ)

514 510 What rhymes with brokered convention?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:36 PM (XathI)

Pokered distension

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

515 Joe is holding third or so. He's gonna go all the way.
Posted by: f'd
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His campaign staff's clever ruse of not sniffing young girl's hair is paying dividends. I suspect Jill is accompanying him now as an enforcer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:38 PM (98WNR)

516 514 510 What rhymes with brokered convention?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:36 PM (XathI)

Pokered distension

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 06:38 PM (NWiLs)


Hillary Clinton's already been named.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:39 PM (XathI)

517 Just start a rumor that Kagan likes the sexes to remain as is. *snort*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2020 06:39 PM (r+sAi)

518 Shmokered Shmonvention.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 06:39 PM (Eicbe)

519 Nood ICE arrests.

Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 06:40 PM (Zm+LZ)

520 I can't imagine this but then again I couldn't imagine Trump.

So we'll see.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 21, 2020 06:40 PM (IYHxL)

521
Pokered distension
Posted by: Insomniac
----

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Petey Buttjug at February 21, 2020 06:40 PM (98WNR)

522 Nood alteration!!

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 06:40 PM (jUilJ)

523 Security is keeping women, girls, and feminine looking boys away from the rope line.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:41 PM (XathI)

524 Iowa professor accused of murder in husband's bizarre death

The night before, she called 911 to report an unconscious person at her home.

Police said Park bound her husband's hands and feet with zip ties, and tied him to a chair with rope, the paper reported.

Court records said Park duct-taped Nam's mouth after stuffing "an item of clothing" down his throat to prevent him from yelling, according to the paper.

The complaint said Park ignored her distressed husband's pleas to be untied, the paper reported.

"Ms. Park made efforts to hide and conceal the binding items prior to the arrival of emergency personnel," police said in a criminal complaint, according to the Register. "The injuries sustained by Mr. Nam were not self-inflicted."

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Problem was he couldn't utter the safety word what with the stuffing of an item clothing down his throat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 06:41 PM (+y/Ru)

525 Well then said judge won't have any issues with female relatives of his forced to strip naked in front of men posing as woman, nor will he be exempt from being protested or boycotted by real women.

Posted by: Rose at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (f/Wek)

526 Women do deserve their sports being wrecked.

They have systematically invaded every male-only or male-dominated space over the past century and now none are left. Even videogames.

The woman's vote has ushered in every last Satanic thing the Frankfurt School ever put forth.

And now that their cute little sports no one cares about are going to get made a joke of by men, women want to finally get serious and bring back traditionalism?

No dice thots. You made this bed. Lie in it and get more abortions and #MeToos and no-fault divorces and lesbian lovers and whatever the fuck else your stupid votes brought about. It's all yours.

Posted by: KRockFM at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (HEarP)

527 Am I to understand that this....Thing, is based on a guy being legally accepted as a woman but without having a womb or at least a cutadictioame procedure?

Is this leading to the perv "feeling" like a particular sex that he/she is not to allow he/she to poop in a he/she bathroom so he/she may leer at the kiddies through the bathroom stall cracks?

Posted by: Drider at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (R/UH9)

528 Mind power, Swede, mind power.

Posted by: Obi Won Parker at February 21, 2020 05:58 PM (Eicbe)


They're not Swedes, Mac, they're Norwegian...

Posted by: Doc Copper at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (7s3Gx)

529 What rhymes with brokered convention?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:36 PM (XathI)

Knackered convulsion?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (LxWV7)

530 My knowledge of Justice Gorsuch is limited but he was born and has lived in very progressive areas all his life. He was raised a Roman Catholic but he was also educated by Jesuits. Jesuits are not even trusted by Catholics and cannot be considered reliably in the social conservative camp.

Although Justice Gorsuch is a strict constructionist this is no guarantee that he would not rule that a man or woman who claims a gender opposite to that of his or her biological sex is not entitled to be protected by federal law that is not obviously contrary to the actual words of the constitution. The Constitution does not define gender because gender was not seen by the first founders as separate from biological sex or at least they never addressed the issue.

The default position on matters of alleged individual rights in American jurisprudence has always tended to be in favor of the "right." He may and probably would look to federal law for the definition of gender. I am not knowledgeable enough to say off the top of my head whether such a definition exists. But if it does it probably is general enough to allow a ruling compatible with the ruling that a man must have the protection of federal law if he claims a female gender or if a biological woman claims a male gender.

I personally think such a ruling would be preposterous but then I don't have a doctorate in law from Oxford like Gorsuch. I can only hope that President Trump can appoint at least one more Justices before the ruling.

Posted by: Punchinello at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (zOrpp)

531 One correction to my initial comment. Gorsuch has a Doctorate in Philosophy from Oxford.

Posted by: Punchinello at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (zOrpp)

532 The answer to this, if true, is simple:

When a dozen actual women have THEIR rights violated in favor of a man in a dress, when they sue, that will be the end of it.

Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (/jrmI)

533 I learned there were 2 sexes at a very young age, and had that fact confirmed in a class they called 'Health' in grammar school. Remember when public schools used to teach fact instead of feeling? But like Punchinello, I too did not obtain a law degree from Oxford.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (UUkQp)

534 Prepare for the homogarchy.

Posted by: MAGA at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (1lERh)

535 To deadrody: I hope you're right but I think its plausible that Gorsuch could see a transgender woman as a "woman" not for the purpose of biology but only for the purposes of federal law. A law cannot change the laws of nature or scientific facts but it can define legal and social rights in the absence of the actual text in the Constitution to the contrary. I feel stupid repeating this argument but I think he could rule in this fashion if he is inclined to do so.

Posted by: Punchinello at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (zOrpp)

536 57 Scariest Moment in Cinematic History:

The underwater scene in JAWS when that guy's detached bloated green head popped out of the hole in the boat.

Fight me!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (VYGvH)
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When Walter Peck shows up at Ghostbusters HQ.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 21, 2020 05:13 PM (jW9oF)


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Cracks me up that you guys read the jackass NeverTrumpers being mocked in the "Soyciety Pages" posts and then conclude - hey, I bet the commenters would love some of the same humorless dreck in the comments

Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (/jrmI)

537 Well, it's not like men the size of linebackers who dress like Shirley Temple and hallucinate that they have vaginas would make up rumors, is it?

Posted by: CrustyB at February 21, 2020 07:15 PM (pxRtE)

538 See, I don't disagree that actual Trans people should not have their rights violated.

Of course, the burden of proof should be on THEM to prove their "rights" WERE actually violated, not just have the feds grant them carte blanche to do whatever they want under the umbrella of "muh rights".

Like I said earlier, though, you cannot grant people protection from having their rights violated by simultaneously violating the rights of 10s or 100s or other people. There's no way that kind of nonsense can stand.

These kind of things are absolutely best handled at the most local level possible - how to handle a trans person in the bathroom, locker room, etc., without the unnecessary heavy hand of the feds.

Eventually, this kind of overreach is going to reach a pinnacle from which it will never recover, because too large of a vocal, pissed majority is going put a stop to it, one way or another.

You'd think the majority of Liberals / Democrats would recognize the danger in pushing too small a victim demographics concerns too far, too fast, but then, I'm not sure how many national level politicians on the left aren't ALSO "progressives" who have been brainwashed into thinking that their niche concerns have a broad national appeal. They don't

You can see it in their ridiculous pandeirng to the "epidemic of murder among trans persons of color". You know, the "epidemic" that is more rare than being struck by lightning. Anyone with half a brain can do the research in 5 minutes to show this "epidemic" is not only non-existent, but in fact, demonstrates that trans persons of color are LESS likely to be murdered than an average member of the public at large. People generally do not enjoy being lied to.

Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (/jrmI)

539 The default position on matters of alleged individual rights in American jurisprudence has always tended to be in favor of the "right." Posted by: Punchinello

There is also the right of Americans to rule themselves and to have a say in such large social matters. When new "rights" were last found in invisible ink, the citizens of 45 states were robbed of their right to define marriage.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (Ndje9)

540 Opinions are like a$$holes. Everybody has one....

Posted by: Lump at February 21, 2020 07:49 PM (efMVn)

541 I could see Gorsuch's clerks leaking. Hr has daughters, so if this is another case og his kids will be protected from this crap but ours wont, fk him.

Posted by: MHK at February 22, 2020 01:33 AM (iQIUe)

"Mike[Boomberg] Would Have Dinner Parties And Piss All Over Obama"

And Obama still holds a grudge.

From Vanity Fair's not-super-reliable Gabe Sherman, Obama and his cronies are "triggered" (their words!) by a Bloomberg ad which suggests the he and Obama were great pals allies, when in fact Obamaworld considers Bloomberg to have been at best a frenemy.

A 30-second spot began circulating earlier this month that portrays Bloomberg and Obama as close allies. The spot pairs photos of the two together with encomiums from the former president. "I want to thank the mayor of this great city, Mayor Bloomberg, for his extraordinary leadership," Obama intones at one point.

Obamaworld, with its long memory, was not happy. "I was triggered by the ad," a former Obama official said. "The ubiquity of the ads is what bothers me," Dan Pfeiffer, Obama's former communications director told me. "Bloomberg didn't endorse Obama in 2008, and in 2012 he offered a tepid endorsement that included parts that read like an RNC attack ad."

Several recent reports have acknowledged Bloomberg’s policy differences with Obama, but sources close to both men tell me the antagonism runs much deeper. In private, Obama thinks Bloomberg acted high-handed and arrogant, while Bloomberg has told friends that Obama is a lightweight, sources said. "Mike would have dinner parties and piss all over Obama when he was president. I know because I attended them," a prominent Democratic donor told me.

Hey, I think I'm starting to like this guy.

All right, it's passed.


At a dinner party during the 2008 election, a source remembers Bloomberg's longtime girlfriend, Diana Taylor, getting into an argument with Sheekey's wife, who was supporting Obama. "How can you be so stupid to be for someone like Obama?" Taylor asked, the person told me. "Diana was repeating what Mike would say about Obama, except it was louder," the source recalled. (The Bloomberg campaign did not respond to a request for comment.)

A confidant of both Bloomberg and Obama told me the tension between them was in part fueled by Bloomberg's belief that he should be president. "Bloomberg would belittle Obama in private. It was like, That should have been me in the White House. There was jealousy there," the source said.

I don't know about you, but I personally find a great deal of reassurance in knowing that Our Cognitive and Moral Elites are so totally above vanity and petty personal squabbles and jockeying for social position and are just totally about The Common Good For Everyone.

Meanwhile: Michael Bloomberg is the only candidate whose level of support shifted notably in the debate.

It shifted down, of course:


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1 meep meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)

2 motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)

3 In Early!

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 21, 2020 04:10 PM (veJcn)

4 Morons informed (mostly)

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 21, 2020 04:10 PM (veJcn)

5 Bottom line is Farmer Mike has NO loyalties and NO principals...I mean when your that rich, fuck the little people

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (nRk/c)

6 Under 10?

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (Eicbe)

7 Bloomberg's net favorability fell by 30 (!) points amongst moderate Democrats.
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Fake news.

There's no such thing as a moderate Democrat.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (vg8iE)

8 When Trump gets elected, they're going to blame Bloomy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (j3npP)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Piss on Obama ??? I thought that was Trump's fetish.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (XzVUd)

11 Hey, Corgi's summoned first and still top 15.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (ckDUr)

12
"Mike[Boomberg] Would Have Dinner Parties And Piss All Over Obama"

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So he's not a total idiot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (G51Gf)

13 They both think they're the Second Coming.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

14 Dan "Peter" Pfeiffer.

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Those ads have been playing here for quite a while now.. every ten minutes!

I was kinda wondering how Obama felt about it!

If Slow Joe had any money, those are the kind ads he should be running!

Of course, maybe there is no video footage of Barry praising Joe!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (so+oy)

16 Never has so little been accomplished by someone who is soooooo short and has spent soooooo much.

Time to go away Shrimp Dick and leave the world to the adults.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (Z+IKu)

17 Just shows you, fuck-you money doesn't win the presidency.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (Eicbe)

18 Alt headline: "Mike tells tall tales about Obama."

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (JRaU+)

19 And here I was, wondering how much he paid Obama for that endorsement.

Posted by: ALH at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (qIT/W)

20 Obamaworld, with its long memory, was not happy. "I was triggered by the ad," a former Obama official said.

lol, they REALLY DO use that word "triggered". What children. What ______.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (vEIlU)

21 "Mike[Boomberg] Would Have Dinner Parties And Piss All Over Obama"

Didn't know Barack was kinky like that.

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (H5ZlJ)

22 Obamaworld, with its long memory, was not happy. "I was triggered by the ad," a former Obama official said.
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Well, I found something in this article that made me happy.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (/669Q)

23 Donnie Two Scoops on stage in Vegas for those not aware.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (ckDUr)

24 I have never not looked up to Obama.

Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Pgcou)

25 Bloomy's already used to looking up at the other candidates.

With respectful apologies to atc, who I admire a great deal.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (0uhbH)

26
Hey, I think I'm starting to like this guy [Bloomberg].


All right, it's passed.



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Nobody does scatological double entendres like Ace.






Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (CESUr)

27
"Mike Would Have Dinner Parties And Piss All Over Obama"
See what a great guy Mike is?

Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Tnijr)

28 Of course his favorability fell he has the charisma of a ghoul. Believe it or not this was probably the first time many, MANY people actually saw and heard this guy. He's a talking cadaver.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (j3npP)

29 Bloomberg is every New Yorker in Florida complaining about the quality of the bagels.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Boy/L)

30 Vanity Faire article is disinformation, I suspect.

Maybe this is just my head canon, but there's Barry's faction, the fading Clinton faction running the DNC and Bernie Bros trying to pretend it's 1972 all over again.

Bloomberg has the stank of TFG on him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (l4C/z)

31 I don't know about you, but I personally find a great deal of reassurance in knowing that Our Cognitive and Moral Elites are so totally above vanity and petty personal squabbles and jockeying for social position and are just totally about The Common Good For Everyone.


2008 is 12 years ago now.

*stares bleakly into the distance*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (GbPPJ)

32 But he GAINED with Conservatives........

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Didn't know Barack was kinky like that.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (H5ZlJ)
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That's not the half of it.

Posted by: Zombie Larry Sinclair at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Eicbe)

34
Bottom line is Farmer Mike has NO loyalties and NO principals.

A self-made man who worships his creator.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (KqEFY)

35

Especially if the obama/soros/commies/marxists are pushing Alfred E. Neuman.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (vEIlU)

36 The dozens and dozens of Bloomberg - Obama ads on TV and radio tell me Obama thinks the world of China Mike.

You mean this isn't true?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (sy5kK)

37 I mean when your that rich, fuck the little people

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (nRk/c)

That's probably for the best. He must need a step-stool to bang tall women...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (dLLD6)

38 "Mike Would Have Dinner Parties And Piss All Over Obama"
See what a great guy Mike is?
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Tnijr)


Wait.....didn't they try to impeach Trump because they said he paid hookers to do that?

Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (j3npP)

NOSFERATU 2020

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (H5ZlJ)

40 Willowed:

They flew four patients in yesterday, to be treated
at one of our local hospitals. They won't disclose where they came from, though.

Posted by: Jordan61

In hospital is not the problem. One idiot on the street can infect a lot of people.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know


Especially when they can be contagious for 14 days before symptoms show.

Think back to how many people you've come into contact with in 14 days.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (9uM86)

41 Two scoops of ice cream?

Two scoops of ice cream?

Two scoops of ice cream?

When I am President I will outlaw ice cream!

Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (Pgcou)

42 Hey, Ace, you should add the lame billboards the Mighty Munchkin put out for Trump in Vegas. (at Twitchy)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

43 Can we please not use the words "nude" and "Bloomberg" together?

Bluuuurgh!!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (dfRN6)

44
It's funny because I was the first to mention how it must piss off obama to see all these tv ads portraying Bloomberg and obama as co-presidents and best buddies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (VYGvH)

45 "Mike[Boomberg] Would Have Dinner Parties And Piss All Over Obama"

Usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

46 There's only room in this town for one man to piss on Obama.

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (0uhbH)

47 All Obama has to do is announce he is supporting someone other than Bloomberg. I think one of his aides is making a checklist for Obama to do so since he probably doesn't know who is running.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (zoyKY)

48
That's probably for the best. He must need a step-stool to bang tall women...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (dLLD6)


He goes up on them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (KqEFY)

49
Wait.....didn't they try to impeach Trump because they said he paid hookers to do that?
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

What's that joke, what's the difference between a potato and a chickpea?

Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (H5ZlJ)

50 Bloomy's already used to looking up at the other candidates.

With respectful apologies to atc, who I admire a great deal.
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (0uhbH)



Hey, I'm just thrilled that I have a candidate about whom even I can make short jokes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (GbPPJ)

51 That's probably for the best. He must need a step-stool to bang tall women...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (dLLD6)


He stands on his wallet.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (aS1PU)