Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/17/19)

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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I


"I am resigning effective immediately from my position in CSAIL at MIT," "I am doing this due to pressure on MIT and me over a series of misunderstandings and mischaracterizations." Richard Stallman


Quote II

“It’s this idea that you are not your body. You are an extension of the power that created the whole universe. That’s drag. We are all God in drag,” he said. “And that is a radical thought for most people to envelope, because the ego says, ‘No. I am whatever it says on my driver’s license.” RuPaul


Quote III

"There's a good model for this in World War II, the home front efforts that regular Americans made regardless of their political leanings or their socioeconomic backgrounds, driving at 35 miles per hour," Foer said. "We had a 94 percent income tax, highest rate income tax. We had rations on foods and a really wonderful fireside chat that I could never imagine our president giving, but FDR gave at the time." Jonathan Safran Foer


Quote IV

“We are not your prostitutes. You are not our pimp.” Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI)

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Ken Mulhollon is my kind of Educator. He did what somebody's father should have done a long time ago.

The mother of a student who was tackled by a football coach while running onto the field during a game earlier this month at Wilmot High School wants to see the coach fired, according to a report.

The Kenosha News is reporting that Rebecca Langel would like the school to take action against the assistant coach who tackled her son after he and another student ran onto the field while the game was ongoing.

Video of the incident, which was captured by a fan in attendance and shared on social media sites, including Barstool.com, shows the coach bringing down one student around his neck. The coach then dragged the student by his shirt for a few yards before escorting him over the bench area.

Rebecca Langel should be ashamed of her son and her parenting skills. Great video of the event, you really should check it out.

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H/T chavez the hugo


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Boy oh boy, this will be riveting television. Or not.

Pose actress and star of the next installment of American Horror Story Angelica Ross will host the national 2020 Presidential Candidate Forum on LGBTQ Issues. Confirmed to participate are Joe Biden, Cory Booker, Pete Buttigieg, Julián Castro, Tulsi Gabbard, Kamala Harris, Amy Klobuchar, Joe Sestak, Elizabeth Warren and Marianne Williamson. The forum is presented by GLAAD, One Iowa, The Gazette and The Advocate and will be livestreamed from Coe College’s Sinclair Auditorium in Cedar Rapids, Iowa on September 20 at 7 P.M. CT. Country artist and contestant on season 11 of The Voice Billy Gilman is set to perform the National Anthem at the event.


Free "transitional drugs & hormone therapy. Free to low cost addadictome surgery and reduced clothing to help the new Trans.

No word if the bath house scene will be cleaned up. How many shots will you drink when you hear the word homophobe?


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0-2 in his last two elections, Robert Francis O'Rourke wants to be remembered for something. Well mission accomplished fantastic gun salesman.

In response to Beto O’Rourke’s “Hell, yes, we're going to take your AR-15, your AK-47” threat, a Tempe, Arizona gun store owner ran a “Beto Specials” promotion the next morning – selling out of both types of rifles by that afternoon.

When O’Rourke made the claim during Thursday night’s Democrat presidential candidate debate, Alpha Dog Firearms Owner Matt Boggs was outraged, he says in an interview with The HolloNet:

“I saw the comments that he made, and I was kinda like, ‘You know what: the Hell with this guy.’”

Boggs said O’Rourke’s made determined to sell more guns – even if it meant losing money on them. So, the next morning he announced his “Beto Specials” on AR15 and AK47 rifles on his store’s Facebook page:

Beto O'Rourke said "hell yes we're taking your AR's". Well Beto, we're discounting AR15's to such a low price that EVERY AMERICAN can afford one. How about the low low price of just $349.99? Yeah, that works. Available online only. Go to www.alphadogfirearmsaz.com and look for all our AR15 and AK47 deals under the BETO SPECIALS tab. Deals and discounts will be added fresh all day!

Alpha Dog Firearms was so overwhelmed with customers – selling 200 rifles in two hours – that Boggs had to post an afternoon update on Facebook:

UPDATE: SOLD OUT. More deals will be on the website soon. Y'all broke our internet today!!!

Boggs and Alpha Dog Firearms are no strangers to colorful promotions. On Sunday, Alpha Dog hosted an “Area 51 Invasion Training” event at a local shooting range. “Come out to the Alien Shoot,” Boggs says in a Facebook video live from the event.

I was speaking with an acquaintance one evening last week. We ended up talking about the whack jobs running for president. My friend basically said this, "I have one AR-15. I'm going to go out and buy 2 or 3 more just to piss them off."

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I could have told you. And if you didn't believe me, you would have believed bluebell. Knives made of shit don't work. DUH.

Discouraged by the current era of fake news and alternative facts, Eren was inspired to recreate the frozen fecal knife from Wade's famous account as a way to illustrate the importance of data and scientific testing. He and his colleague, Michelle Bebber, decided to use their own feces for the experiments, rather than foisting the burden on some lowly graduate student. For eight days, Eren followed a diet rich in meats and fats, typical of what an Arctic diet would be: beef, turkey, salmon, perch, meatballs, sausages, salami, eggs, and the like.

"It was tougher than I thought having that much protein and so many fatty acids exclusively," he said. Meanwhile, Bebber kept to her typical Western diet as a control: yogurt, lentils and rice, cheeseburgers, bagels and cream cheese, spaghetti, and so forth. Then they each collected and froze their feces whenever they had bowel movements.

"It's funny, because we've got this amazing lab," said Eren, but for that week, "I'm not in the lab—I'm in my house pooping in a bag, making knives out of my own feces. It was sort of depressing."


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There are many of us who don't need it faster. We need it more available, consistent and reasonably priced. Faster Wi-Fi officially launch.

The next generation of Wi-Fi has been trickling out over the past year, but this week, its launch is going to accelerate. The Wi-Fi Alliance, the organization that oversees implementation of the Wi-Fi standard, is launching its official Wi-Fi 6 certification program. That might sound boring, but it means the Wi-Fi 6 standard is truly ready to go, and tech companies will soon be able to advertise their products — mostly brand new ones — as certified to properly support Wi-Fi 6.

Wi-Fi 6 includes a bunch of new technologies that combine together to make Wi-Fi more efficient. This is particularly important because of just how many devices we all have these days — it’s not unusual for a family to have a dozen or more gadgets all connected to a Wi-Fi network at once. “The home scenario today looks like the dense deployment of yesterday,” says Kevin Robinson, marketing leader for the Wi-Fi Alliance.


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Moar Central Control from our Comrade Bernie. Spend, spend and control, control, control. This time housing.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I–Vt.) has released an ambitious housing plan that stays true to the candidate's interventionist brand of democratic socialism.

In a speech to trade union members in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Saturday, Sanders laid out his vision for tackling high housing costs, homelessness, and gentrification through a mix of nationwide rent control, increased federal spending on housing vouchers and public housing construction, and higher taxes on the wealthy.

"I don't have to tell anyone in America that we have an affordable housing crisis in Nevada, in Vermont, and all over this country that must be addressed," Sanders said. "It is unacceptable to me that over 18 million families in America today are paying more than 50 percent of their limited incomes on housing."

The most radical part of Sanders' plan is his call for a nationwide cap on rental prices above one and a half times the rate of inflation, or 3 percent, whichever is higher.


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Don't f*ck with Mother Nature. Gene altered mosquitoes prove that Man isn't so superior after all.

On its surface, the plan was simple: gene-hack mosquitoes so their offspring immediately die, mix them with disease-spreading bugs in the wild, and watch the population drop off. Unfortunately, that didn't quite pan out.


The genetically-altered mosquitoes did mix with the wild population, and for a brief period the number of mosquitoes in Jacobino, Brazil did plummet, according to research published in Nature Scientific Reports last week.

But 18 months later the population bounced right back up, New Atlas reports - and even worse, the new genetic hybrids may be even more resilient to future attempts to quell their numbers.

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What should be an outrage, unfortunately happens every day.

Teen Who Shot Houston Cop Was Released Without Paying Bail After Carjacking

The gunman who shot a Houston police officer multiple times during a violent crime spree on Sept. 12 had been released from jail on his own recognizance just days before the attack.

Brandon Bell, 17, and two other teens were arrested for allegedly carjacking a woman at gunpoint at she was passing out campaign fliers on Sept. 2, KPRC reported.

“‘Get out of the car,” he said, according to victim Tina Kingshill. “I got this gun and I will shoot you.”

Bell also allegedly pointed the gun at another volunteer who was with Kingshill at the time.


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There comes a time when you need to cut the umbilical cord. Technology is delaying that.

Parents are increasingly turning to third-party gadgets to keep track of their children’s whereabouts, and Australian creators are jumping on the bandwagon.

Junior versions of smartwatches – scaled-down models of the all-in-one wristband favoured by many adults – are being fashioned for children, mostly with limited features that only exist for safety, rather than surfing the web.

Some offer the full breadth of the internet, while others restrict a child’s access to the bare minimum, like phone calls to pre-programmed numbers.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE



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Three Genius Award Winners


'I can see paradise by the dashboard light'. Not one but two Genius Award Winners.

FERNANDINA BEACH, Fla. - Deputies say a Florida couple arrested on suspicion of cycling under the influence on Friday the 13th didn't let that stop them from having sex in the back of a patrol car.

This bizarre episode unfolded about 11:40 p.m. Friday night in Fernandina Beach, according to their arrest reports. A Nassau County deputy stopped the couple after they were nearly struck by a car they cut off while crossing South Fletcher Avenue. Smelling booze, the deputy placed both under arrest.

Things took a sordid turn when the arresting deputy noticed the couple had shed their clothes and were starting to have sex in the back of his patrol car. When deputies opened the car door to intervene, the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night.

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Here, hold my beer. Genius Award Winner.

A daredevil climbed a 30-foot electricity pole before accidentally shocking himself and plummeting to the ground.

Tyler Uher had been drinking before performing the high-risk stunt in front of a crowd of student outside a house party near Ohio University, Athens, on Friday night.

Footage shows the raucous crowd of students cheering as they look up at the man perched at the top of an electricity pole.


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Expecting to find a vandal, this couple finds something completely different. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Great video.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Snacks.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. No pickles or peanut butter were used in the manufacturing process of The ONT.

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Comments

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1 I'm just going to leave this here...

*Plants Flag*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (Ckg4U)

2 56g64y

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (13CQC)

3 Two

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (ZfRYq)

4 bein' with you horde
like bein' low
hey hey hey

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

5 Great pic MisHum - I love barns!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)

6 almost first by accident

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (h1jJh)

7 Top tenish

Posted by: Bidens input plugs at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (Eu98u)

8
DANG. Can't be the old Slapweasel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (13CQC)

9 Aaahhhhh - - autumn leaves.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (Q3dyo)

10 Good Evening Horde

Posted by: wing at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (JFzNN)

11 J.R.R. Tolkien tells a story of love, pursuit, death, and rebirth peopled by heroic men, beautiful elven women, and dark gods. "Song of Beren and Luthien".

https://youtu.be/VaJatPReRCM

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (vyAun)

12 We old Gamers are a competitive bunch.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (Ckg4U)

13 Evening Hordemates!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (axyOa)

14 Greetings! Canadian Club n cola

Posted by: Zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts !! at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (zUdXR)

15 A good evening

Posted by: None shall pass at September 17, 2019 10:06 PM (JdcHc)

16 2 56g64y
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


See? You made the huge mistake of hitting keys in the MIDDLE of the keyboard -- 5, 6 etc.

Stick with "a" and "q" with the left hand, while using the right hand to get the mouse to the "Post" button.

Reaching toward the middle cost you several seconds.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 10:06 PM (Q3dyo)

17 Top 40!

Posted by: Casey Kasem's Ghost at September 17, 2019 10:06 PM (v3UCk)

18 That photo on top is glorious. Thanks, MH.

Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2019 10:07 PM (bmdz3)

19 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 10:07 PM (7WaWV)

20 Skateboard guy is the perfect embodiment of the NYT the last couple of days.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:08 PM (tH5fk)

21 Nature. Gene altered mosquitoes prove that Man isn't so superior after all.

I saw that movie. "Mimic". (Only that was about cockroaches, and dead hoboes.)

Make way for dog-sized flying mosquitoes with lungs.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)

22 Knives made of poop???
A lot of crap here today.

**holds nose**

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 10:08 PM (axyOa)

23 willowed.
Be very careful with Xanax, Dangergirl. Use that sparingly.



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (f1Vqw)


Oh
yes, this is strictly on a "holy crap I think I'm going to die" basis
and I'm starting with half a pill to begin with if I ever need it.


Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:06 PM (SRarZ)

In addition, I do not take opiates and if I ever decide to use the xanax (and I may not) there will be no alcohol.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (SRarZ)

24 That guy on the skateboard. Pathetic.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

25

Stallman is a smart guy, but a real stupid bastard.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 10:10 PM (z8c2c)

26
"We had a 94 percent income tax, highest rate income tax. We had rations on foods and a really wonderful fireside chat that I could never imagine our president giving, but FDR gave at the time." Jonathan Safran Foer

We also had a thriving black market, labor strikes up the ying-yang, race riots and interned Japanese-Americans. Oh, and 400,000 dead and 700,000 wounded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:10 PM (7rVsF)

27 Why for the love of God do people have to fuck with mosquito DNA??????

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:10 PM (tH5fk)

28 Lovely cabin in the woods, but I bet the internet connection is crap!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)

29 Dear Slap. First again. It's like old times.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

30 Beren and Luthien was a fine story in the Silmarillion. Sword and sorcery - and romance - done right.

If you are into RPG gaming, in a world where Melkor rules the land, I can recommend the Midnight line by Fantasy Flight (I have probably noted this here before, but many many years ago). Don't watch the movie though, it is shit.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

31 Pose actress and star of the next installment of American Horror Story Angelica Ross will host the national 2020 Presidential Candidate Forum on LGBTQ Issues.

Great idea. Show the democrats for exactly what they are. They should also have a special debate, hosted by some idiot celebrity, on everything we should be doing for illegal immigrants.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

32 Oh Beto - you are an idiot my friend. Took two new shooters to the range today. One was there due a scary situation a few months ago. The other heard you loud and clear you posing fagboy.

#2 shooting specifically wanted to shoot an AR and see what the fuss was about. Now she wants her own.

Well done Beto!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

33 Somebody needs to present that skateboard video as Robert frances O'Rourke on their local
News.

What? That's not him? So?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:12 PM (PkVlr)

34
I don't know how Sam & Dave manage to keep up their juice through that song with that frozen audience. MAN, wypipo was staid.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:12 PM (13CQC)

35 The GIF of Beto was fun.

Posted by: Miklos, tres amusee at September 17, 2019 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)

36 That guy on the skateboard. Pathetic.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)


You mean Beto? Yeah, he's kind of a doofus.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (t+qrx)

37 Always loved that Firefall song. Great bass.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (jm1YL)

38 Coach Mulhollon could probably help the Jets D.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (axyOa)

39
Jonathan Safran Foer did not - repeat, not - pilot a B-17 in the Eighth Air Force, attack shipping in a US Navy sub or serve as a platoon lieutenant on Okinawa.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (7rVsF)

40


Oh man, I cannot wait for the homocrat town hall debate love-in.

"You see, when I was up on that divin board, people were checkin me out, lookin at me, down there too, and I was proud of it, ok with it. It's OK if a man is attracted to another man, I had a great relashinp with Barack Obama. I loved him dearly, like I would any man, in that kinda way. But you gotta be ok with it is what I'm tryinta say. It's ok for a man to kiss another man in public. I did it once, guy by the name of Frankie, queer kid who sang in the local barbershop quartet. BYOOTIFUL kid, had great eyelashes! Also had a great ass, let me tell you!"

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (z8c2c)

41 Slap. Back on top!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (KP5rU)

42 In case there was any doubt, the poop thread early today was the shits!!

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)

43 In addition, I do not take opiates and if I ever decide to use the xanax (and I may not) there will be no alcohol.


Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (SRarZ)

Please, please, do NOT mix alcohol with almost any anti-anxiety or sleep aid drug, really bad things can happen. Read the consumer information, then read it again.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (BiNEL)

44 I'd like to thank CBD and his sterling selection of portraits on the art thread this morning. That painting of Renaissance He-Man and his fucking pink daffodil still has me suppressing a laugh at its pure unintentional ridiculousness even now.

Posted by: Locarno at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (3WLXg)

45 Brandon Bell, 17, and two other teens were arrested for allegedly carjacking a woman at gunpoint at she was passing out campaign fliers on Sept. 2, KPRC reported.

I am going to go on a limb here and guess those were Democrat flyers aligned with the Black Lives Matter movement.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

46 email from Biden. the reference is to the church bombing that killed 4 black girls in 1963, but we still need to repent, or something:



And, more than five decades after we lost those four innocent girls we
must acknowledge that there can be no realization of the American dream
-- without grappling with the original sin of slavery.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (ZqRa6)

47 36 That guy on the skateboard. Pathetic.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

You mean Beto? Yeah, he's kind of a doofus.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (t+qrx)

That was Beto? I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

48 Skateboard guy was Beto?

Really? Sweet.

Dude.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (tH5fk)

49 Evening Slap! Good to see you here!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

50
When deputies opened the car door to intervene, the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night.

=======

Naked dude knocks deputy down and escapes custody? Was that Deputy Jim Dangle?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:15 PM (13CQC)

51 Quote III (not one hundred eleven) guy is an idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 10:15 PM (axyOa)

52
Why for the love of God do people have to fuck with mosquito DNA??????
Posted by: eleven


Eating peanut butter and pickle Twinkies will mess your mind up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 10:15 PM (aKsyK)

53 >> n addition, I do not take opiates and if I ever decide to use the xanax (and I may not) there will be no alcohol.

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Xanax is a very good anti-anxiety drug, but that's what makes it so dangerous. It has a short half-life. It takes effect quickly, but then wears off quickly as well. That's what makes it so dangerous.

Your brain builds tolerance to it with use, and that shifts the equilibrium to the "stimulated" side.

Without the drug, you freak out, and you're dependent on it.

Xanax is one of the easiest to do this with. It's very good for stopping panic attacks and calming the brain down, but very dangerous.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:15 PM (f1Vqw)

54 55!

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:16 PM (NqiHX)

55 Until proven otherwise, skateboard gut is Beto.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:16 PM (m3tRO)

56 54 55!
Posted by: ALH

A bit premature!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)

57 Xanax is one of the easiest to do this with.



What. What?

Posted by: Miklos, vaping Xanax at September 17, 2019 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

58
Angel Hernandez is a bad excuse for an MLB umpire.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:17 PM (7rVsF)

59 (guy)

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:17 PM (m3tRO)

60 Please, please, do NOT mix alcohol with almost any
anti-anxiety or sleep aid drug, really bad things can happen. Read the
consumer information, then read it again.


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 10:14 PM (BiNEL)


Never do, my friend. Never do. Never had an anti-anxiety drug before and don't take sleep aids either. If I do ever need to take this xanax thing, it will be in early/mid afternoon and I can assure you there will be no drinking. I may be dumb, but I ain't no dummy.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:17 PM (SRarZ)

61 Hey, how are you!

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (NqiHX)

62 Nice autumn photo, Mis Hum. I can feel autumn coming in the cool evening breezes.

"We are all God in drag." No. Just no. But you go ahead, RuPaul.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (64MP/)

63 (guy)
Posted by: davidt

(Lombardo)

Posted by: Miklos, playing some weird version of Marco Polo at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

64 Thank you all. It is nice to reclaim the Top Spot.

...and RuPaul is still as stupid as I thought he was.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (Ckg4U)

65 Xanax is fine. Don't be freakish.
Use it the way your provider advised.

You'll be fine.

The only way I can get on an airplane is a
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)

66 A bit premature!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)

If you're early, you're on time.
If you're on time, you're late.

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (NqiHX)

67 and very few people know this but that shack in the woods is Barack and Reggie's home away from home, if you get my drift.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 10:19 PM (ZqRa6)

68 I found the politician, on whose behalf those volunteers (who got culturally enriched) were volunteering :
travis4houston.com/our-vision-1

I pretty much called it.

Fight Crime.
All too often, our elected officials have mistaken policies that are hard on people for policies that are tough on crime. As a result, our city has sometimes accidentally encouraged crime instead of solving it.

The best answers to crimes are the programs that prevent it in the first place: housing, education and healthcare. To meet those needs, we must re-examine our ordinances limiting opportunities for both people affected by crime and those who are coming out of the system seeking to rebuild their lives and contribute to our city. We must make decisions backed up by not only data, but also real conversations in our own neighborhoods about community policing and compassionate criminal justice reform that better honors our humanity


I hate being right.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

69 ....CAN Tulsi be our prostitute? Or mine, at least?

God knows, she's not smart or decent enough to be given power over more than the spending money I give her in exchange for sex.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2019 10:19 PM (LSthO)

70 I'm not sure what to make of this... https://tinyurl.com/y325vytu

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:19 PM (m3tRO)

71 Basically, the xanax is a last resort if I can't get my shit under control. And for every panic attack I've had in the past 11 years, with the exception of Sunday, I've been able to eventually get it under control. I just need prayers to allow me to continue to keep this crap under control. As in...mostly gone...

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (SRarZ)

72 The only way I can get on an airplane is a
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)

Seriously? I have to have a boarding pass.

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (NqiHX)

73 If you're early, you're on time.
If you're on time, you're late.
Posted by: ALH

-----

Dad!?

(LOL)

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)

74 Travis McGee's platform is the same ol' same ol' : gibsmedat, or we rob you.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2)

75 If you're early, you're on time.
If you're on time, you're late.
Posted by: ALH


Always be closing.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (tH5fk)

76 LGBT-themed debate hosted by an actress from American Horror Story?

I mean, how do you make a joke about that? The headline IS the punchline.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)

77 ''and very few people know this but that shack in the woods is Barack and Reggie's home away from home, if you get my drift. ''

No windows. Complete privacy.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (jm1YL)

78 Dad!?

(LOL)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)

or Mom!

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (NqiHX)

79
The guy with the goalie mask and chainsaw is in the cabin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:21 PM (7rVsF)

80 I've read that Xanax is good for depression...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 10:21 PM (7WaWV)

81 Seriously? I have to have a boarding pass.

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (NqiHX)


*snort* Thank you, I needed that.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:21 PM (SRarZ)

82 65 Xanax is fine. Don't be freakish.
Use it the way your provider advised.

You'll be fine.

The only way I can get on an airplane is a
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2


I have a prescription for Xanax. One bottle of 30 usually last me 1 to 2 years. I'll take 1/2 of a pill if I absolutely can't fall asleep. I can't take other sleep medication, because it makes me groggy in the morning. It's great for falling asleep.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

83 Good evening all. Nice ONT Mis Hum.

I walked into the bedroom and the wife said, "Saturday Night, joke?", I said no, it's not Saturday night.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (Rz2Nc)

84 The only way I can get on an airplane is a
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)


No kidding. It's the only way I fly too. Otherwise I get all panicky about all the little switches and dials and shit. What are those things for, anyway? Why is that one flashing? Is it good, that it does that?

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (t+qrx)

85 re 68: and that was pretty much the basis for LBJ's War on Poverty in 1965. Liberals never learn because they are smarter than the rest of us.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (ZqRa6)

86
See? You made the huge mistake of hitting keys in the MIDDLE of the keyboard -- 5, 6 etc.

Stick with "a" and "q" with the left hand, while using the right hand to get the mouse to the "Post" button.

Reaching toward the middle cost you several seconds.
Posted by: zombie

=======

I don't think ANYONE stands a chance when Slapweasel is F5-ing away with his poast all Ctrl-C'd and ready to go.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (13CQC)

87 Thank you all. It is nice to reclaim the Top Spot.




You have always had the power to go back to the Top Spot!

Posted by: Miklos, Good Witch Glinda-like at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

88

Cheez-Its and Pizza Hut are combining forces to create a snack that nobody expected.

Pizza Hut and Kellogg's have collaborated to create Stuffed Cheez-Its Pizza, a new snack that will launched in Pizza Huts nationwide Tuesday.

Each "pizza" is four giant crackers filled with cheese or cheese and pepperoni, Today reported. It also comes with marinara dipping sauce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (aKsyK)

89 Beto gotst mad skateboard skills.

Posted by: Tony Hawk at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (BLxCS)

90 In addition, I do not take opiates and if I ever decide to use the xanax (and I may not) there will be no alcohol.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:09 PM (SRarZ)
-----------------------------------------------


You two girls are adults, read only reputable sites (Mayo Clinic) and take that as very conservative toe the party line.

And get you asses to the Doc and get some anti-anxiety meds and use them. And xanax will help stop an anxiety attack after it's started.

Just experiment, get your script, start low and see what works. What works is your base line. Try to keep it there.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (Ut9W7)

91 "We are all God in drag." No. Just no. But you go ahead, RuPaul.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (64MP/)


Though dumb, I think RuPaul actually captures the heart of the tranny movement right there. What it's always been about, really, is claiming to be the master of reality, remaking male and female according to one's own desires. How much difference is there, in the end, between that statement and the claims made by many going under the knife, that "God made a mistake and I'm fixing it"?

See Genesis 3 for more info.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)

92 No kidding. It's the only way I fly too. Otherwise I get all panicky about all the little switches and dials and shit. What are those things for, anyway? Why is that one flashing? Is it good, that it does that?
Posted by: hogmartin



Wait until we're beaming you down to the planet.

Disassemble your body ....reassemble it 2000 miles away!

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (tH5fk)

93 I'll be taking a 9 hour flight in February. I'm pretty sure I'll need something to endure that long of a flight. Longest I've ever been on a plane was KC to Arizona.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

94 Ladyl,

I use mine for airplanes and dealing with my ex husband. Now that the kids are adults, that's never, so I'm good.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (PkVlr)

95 driving at 35 miles per hour," Foer said. "We had a 94 percent income tax, highest rate income tax

-
Whoa! I want me some of that sweet stuff!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (+y/Ru)

96 Just hazarding a guess, but I bet it's, "single wine mom Rebecca Langel."

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (0E35O)

97  I may be dumb, but I ain't no dummy.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:17 PM (SRarZ)

There is a lot of hysteria about these drugs, but most of it is misplaced.

Take it as directed and you will be fine.

I used to take the red-eye from SFO to NWR a lot, and a friend gave me Zanax to help me sleep. It worked nicely to take the edge off, and I never had any problems.

Obviously that is anecdotal, but.most.people have no problems with it...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (wYseH)

98 84 The only way I can get on an airplane is a
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)

No kidding. It's the only way I fly too. Otherwise I get all panicky about all the little switches and dials and shit. What are those things for, anyway? Why is that one flashing? Is it good, that it does that?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (t+qrx)


I'm always completely sober when I fly. I want to have my wits about me when we crash.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

99 I just need prayers to allow me to continue to keep this crap under control. As in...mostly gone...
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (SRarZ)
* * * *

Prayers up, DangerGIrl!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (64MP/)

100 She's not wrong.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (6OoFY)

101 See Genesis 3 for more info.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)


Alternately, Ecclesiastes 7:13

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

102
Why for the love of God do people have to fuck with mosquito DNA??????

Posted by: eleven

======

Don't worry, they're gonna get it right when they do T-Rexes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (13CQC)

103 72 The only way I can get on an airplane is a
Xanax and a cocktail. I haven't died yet.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)

Seriously? I have to have a boarding pass.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:20 PM (NqiHX)

Bwa ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2019 10:25 PM (LSthO)

104 Probably a deer hunting shack. Used only during Thanksgiving week. No windows to be broken the rest of the year. Inside is a wood stove, four bunks, a table with four chairs, some shelves and a cupboard. And lots of memories.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:26 PM (m3tRO)

105 "You have always had the power to go back to the Top Spot!"
-Posted by: Miklos, Good Witch Glinda-like at September 17, 2019 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

I know that. It is nice to remind others, every now & again. I just don't want to do it constantly because it looks like I'm bragging.

*shines fingernails*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:26 PM (Ckg4U)

106 93 I'll be taking a 9 hour flight in February. I'm pretty sure I'll need something to endure that long of a flight. Longest I've ever been on a plane was KC to Arizona.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

Pro Tip: get some support stockings from the pharmacy to keep your feet from swelling.

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:26 PM (NqiHX)

107 I'm trying to think around the core of things that are wrong with the RuPaul quote.

In drag, we have a facade where we try to pass what we are at our core with makeup and dress--artificial appearance enhancements to target a look which is to represent whatever we are behind it, as who we are.

We are not God. That is not our core. A segment of our core is an "image of God" a reflection of who and what God is. We are not specifically a weak reflection. We are blessed by God's choice to put a weak reflection of himself in what we are in particular.

But the person in drag is either compelled to continue in drag, or he or she could perhaps choose to reject the trappings of drag to express themselves, choosing emancipation from expressing themselves as a sexual object of the opposite sex.

It is to our benefit--as integral to who we are--that God has willed a separate expression. We do not have the Will of God in our power, but we can choose the will of God, just like we can choose to don or abandon the manufactured appearance.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 10:26 PM (ruxHp)

108 I'm usually sober when I board.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (Ut9W7)

109 skateboarding mofo gonna take my guns? i don't think so. drunken driving, half assed burglarizing, phucktard. stick to guac, ya shit for brains.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

110 There is a lot of hysteria about these drugs, but most of it is misplaced.

Take it as directed and you will be fine.



I keep saying that, but nooooo

Posted by: raimondo's pharmacist at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

111 93 I'll be taking a 9 hour flight in February. I'm pretty sure I'll need something to endure that long of a flight. Longest I've ever been on a plane was KC to Arizona.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)


My advice? Get up and walk a bit, if you can. I've had to do 9-hour flights multiple times, and about halfway through you will start to feel it. Trust me, you do not want to suddenly stand up and grab your bags after sitting wedged into your seat for 9 hours continuously.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (2PXwn)

112 83 Good evening all. Nice ONT Mis Hum.

I walked into the bedroom and the wife said, "Saturday Night, joke?", I said no, it's not Saturday night.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (Rz2Nc)


Thanks,

Pressure is on for Saturday night now.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

113 I've had panic attacks once in a while for years. First time scary as hell, you think you're having a heart attack. after that first one, I just clench my fists and my teeth and think that it ain't gonna last, and it doesn't .

of course, some day I'll have that heart attack and they'll find me dead with my clenched fists and clenched teeth and the coroner will say, "oh well, just another guy who thought he was having a panic attack. Gimme another fig newton, will ya..?"

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 10:28 PM (ZqRa6)

114 I'm usually sober when I board.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (Ut9W7)


But we'll overlook that, in light of the rest of your pirate credentials.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:28 PM (t+qrx)

115 Think of all the possibilities these etymologists could explore by altering spider DNA...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 10:28 PM (7WaWV)

116 Pro Tip: get some support stockings from the pharmacy to keep your feet from swelling.

Yeah believe it or not I have thought about that. I worry about my back more than anything. I doubt I'll be able to move when the plane lands.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

117 Prayers-Up, DangerGirl. I know what panic-attacks feel like and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:28 PM (Ckg4U)

118 M&M's are my drug of choice.

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (NqiHX)

119 Pro Tip: get some support stockings from the pharmacy to keep your feet from swelling.

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:26 PM (NqiHX)


When my knee was fixed nurse gave me an extra; said, you can use them when you fly. I do.
They are long, all the way up.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (Ut9W7)

120 I have never drank (drinked? drunk? drunked?) while flying. As much as I'd like to (especially in first class when that shit is free), combining that with my motion sickness just doesn't seem like a good idea. Though, I love the idea of enjoying an early morning mimosa or cocktail on an afternoon flight, I just never take that chance. Dammit!

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (SRarZ)

121 Drag is a fetish, it is not a discrete being.

We are discrete beings, although we can be lured to see ourselves through fetishes.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (ruxHp)

122

Twinkie the Kid? Go on...

Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (UFLLM)

123 "There are many of us who don't need WiFi faster. We need it more available, consistent and reasonably priced."

I've got Comcast/Xfinity cable broadband internet, and it is very very reliable. Currently paying $91/mo. Trouble is, they raise the price every year. I asked them if I could unbundle the cable TV, since I don't watch or own a TV. They said yes, sure, but internet-only service costs MORE than the TV/internet bundle.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:31 PM (mk9aG)

124 Don't worry, they're gonna get it right when they do T-Rexes.


ob. youtube.com/watch?v=gh4zvQfDhi0

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:31 PM (ykYG2)

125 Going to listen to a Live Stream. BBL, Gators!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (Ckg4U)

126 Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (Ut9W7)

When we went to the Trump rally last year in Macon, I wore my support hose. We stood at least 9 hours on hard concrete, and I did fine because of those hose.

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (NqiHX)

127 Ok all, thank you for the thoughts and prayers (are the leftists freaking out?) for my anxiety issues.

I appreciate it more than you know.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (SRarZ)

128 Boofman bad!

Posted by: The NPC who says Boofman Bad at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (ruxHp)

129 Entomologists. Etymologists look into the origins of the word 'spider'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (ykYG2)

130 yawn. fun day here.
night all.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM (ZqRa6)

131 Panic attacks are horrid. It was worse than a heart attack, I've had both.

I went for a brisk walk, kind of a cardiac stress test and when I didn't die on the street, I went home and turned off all the lights and sat and looked out the window. I pet my cat. I prayed the rosary. And I waited it out.

It was ok in about a half hour.
Scary. But I did it.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (PkVlr)

132 Tulsi mouth rivals that flip side of a nestle crunch bar face of hers for dirty

prolly too busy washing out her mouth to get to her face

Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (AQBtr)

133 Never seen the peanut butter and pickle Twinkies before this evening.

But I might give one a try. After all, on occasion I enjoy a peanut butter, mayonnaise (Miracle Whip), and either pickle or lettuce sandwich. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (64MP/)

134 *crushes lorazepam*
*snorts*
No big deal.
*THUD*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

135 <3 nurse ratched. You feel me.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:34 PM (SRarZ)

136 Entomologists. Etymologists look into the origins of the word 'spider'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:32 PM



Extra points for catching what I totally did not do deliberately!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 10:35 PM (7WaWV)

137 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

138 I've got Comcast/Xfinity cable broadband internet, and it is very very reliable. Currently paying $91/mo. Trouble is, they raise the price every year. I asked them if I could unbundle the cable TV, since I don't watch or own a TV. They said yes, sure, but internet-only service costs MORE than the TV/internet bundle.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:31 PM (mk9aG)


IIRC, Mediacom offers a lot of deals where internet (or internet/phone service) is offered a lot cheaper than internet/phone/TV bundles. I think they're actively trying to discourage people from purchasing TV, which is an...odd approach, but whatever.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 17, 2019 10:35 PM (2PXwn)

139
It was ok in about a half hour.
Scary. But I did it.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (PkVlr)


I occasionally have panic attacks right as I'm falling asleep. I have no idea what causes it. It's hideous.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

140 Though, I love the idea of enjoying an early morning mimosa or cocktail on an afternoon flight, I just never take that chance. Dammit!

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:29 PM (SRarZ)


If you drink often enough to know your capacities then it's no different on a plane. If you enjoy mimosas on the ground you'll enjoy them on the plane. You know when to pass.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:35 PM (Ut9W7)

141 When Democrats speak about gun control, I just want to run out and buy whatever they say is dangerous.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 10:36 PM (gdfZ0)

142 Me: "Can we arrange wheelchairs for this flight?

Delta: "Yes, of course, and you can board early."

Me: "We won't need them to get on."

Posted by: Miklos, High Flyer at September 17, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

143 the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night.

-
Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)

144 Firefall's "Strange Way" is a great song, a lost classic and the last 45 I ever bought.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 10:37 PM (o1fzk)

145 Panic attacks suck. I've only had a couple but one time I really thought I was having a heart attack and went to the ER.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

146 85 re 68: and that was pretty much the basis for LBJ's War on Poverty in 1965. Liberals never learn because they are smarter than the rest of us.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach


War on Poverty = Buying Votes with Taxpayer Money

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

147 Pressure is on for Saturday night now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

Niece's wedding is this Saturday, so you have an extra week to come up with a really good one!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 10:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

148 Hi Insom!
You're awfully sweet, can't we just curl up and look out the window together?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (PkVlr)

149 *crushes lorazepam*
*snorts*
No big deal.
*THUD*
Posted by: Insomniac

I like the Hungarian name for diazepam.

Seduxen

Posted by: Miklos, sitting sedately at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

150 on occasion I enjoy a peanut butter, mayonnaise (Miracle Whip), and either pickle or lettuce sandwich. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (64MP/)


Did you make that sammich while taking Xanax and drinking?

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (m3tRO)

151 Alprazolam (Xanax) is nothing to get excited about, just read through the warnings in the paperwork and follow the instructions.

It's not like it's zolpidem. That one, you might have a magical reaction to without any warning, and your friends/family/neighbors will have some stories to tell you about your surreal adventures afterwards.

Mind you, the government lists both the mildly addictive benzodiazepate (Xanax) and the GABA antagonist that has a fair number of the patients tripping balls (Ambien/zolpidem) as C-IV controlled drugs, so I can see where people would get worried. But one of these is not like the other.

Posted by: Locarno at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (3WLXg)

152 Browsing thru Netflix tonight I saw not only that the disgusting Chelsea handler has a new white slut privilege special out but the Obamas have some shit show documentary about how to be wonderful or some such crap.

I "did not like" both.

May be time to cancel.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

153 There are a lot of reasons why I'd hate to move, but somewhere on the list is my current ISP (Metronet, formerly Lightspeed). Full 1 gigglebutt fiber with IPv6, $50/month. Really.

https://stoatnet.org/vroom.png

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (t+qrx)

154 OK, I am really leaving now. Thanks again everyone. It's nice to be able to talk with people who actually understand what the hell an anxiety attack feels like.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (SRarZ)

155 Some people have sandwich disorders.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 10:39 PM (tH5fk)

156

We can house the Trannies in Berniville's.

Addadick Acres, Fishskin Village, etc.

Posted by: Yomomma's Umami at September 17, 2019 10:39 PM (UFLLM)

157 on occasion I enjoy a peanut butter, mayonnaise (Miracle Whip), and either pickle or lettuce sandwich. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:33 PM (64MP/)


Did you make that sammich while taking Xanax and drinking?
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (m3tRO)
* * * *

Of course not! These tasty morsels are best consumed while sober! They just sound like a drunk-wich.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (64MP/)

158 I wish I had some Xanax. With all the crap going on at work, I am exhausted but can't sleep. Can't turn my mind off. I've been doing a lot of praying and reading my Bible which helps while awake but I can't help it running through my head when I sleep then I wake up and toss and turn for hours. The new boss has a personal vendetta against me and is making my life a living hell. I. Have. To. Learn. To. forgive. Him. And it's very, very , very hard to do.

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (UUBmN)

159 Full 1 gigglebutt fiber with IPv6



Keep 'er movin'

Posted by: Miklostowoc Minute at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

160 148 Hi Insom!
You're awfully sweet, can't we just curl up and look out the window together?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (PkVlr)

I find this most agreeable. Though I'm thrown off by the lack of pouncing. I'm feeling a bit off balance now...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

161 Reprising Tami's Lewendowski trolling inquisitor post.

https://tinyurl.com/y37sgxno

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:41 PM (Ut9W7)

162 158 I wish I had some Xanax. With all the crap going on at work, I am exhausted but can't sleep. Can't turn my mind off. I've been doing a lot of praying and reading my Bible which helps while awake but I can't help it running through my head when I sleep then I wake up and toss and turn for hours. The new boss has a personal vendetta against me and is making my life a living hell. I. Have. To. Learn. To. forgive. Him. And it's very, very , very hard to do.
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (UUBmN)

Wait for the boss in the parking lot. With a baseball bat.

For sleep, have you tried melatonin or GABA? Both over the counter, and work fairly well.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

163 I'm glad that football coach clotheslined that kid.

You know, all the other kids on both teams have to go to practice, sacrifice time and energy and effort to get out on that field to play ball.

Managers have to round up water bottles, gear and equipment. Band members have to practice and learn to play and march in time.

And here shows up Twinkledick McJackass thinking he'll be a friggin' comedian and go interrupting what other people are doing so that he can be Captain Clown in front of the school.

But f*ck him. Why should he get to twit around like a little fairy grabbing his limelight? He's done nothing to earn it. So yeah, you wanna be the Clown Fairy Princess there Twinkledick? Well the coach just helped you turn Clown Fairy Princess for the whole country.

And somebody ought to slap Twinkledick's mom, defile her organic yogurt with veracity and wipe their junk off on her favorite throw-pillow.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 10:42 PM (pyXW1)

164 I'll be taking a 9 hour flight in February. I'm pretty sure I'll need something to endure that long of a flight. Longest I've ever been on a plane was KC to Arizona.
Posted by: Jewells45
--------
Xanax...and a bibb to catch the drool.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 10:42 PM (CDGwz)

165 104 Probably a deer hunting shack. Used only during Thanksgiving week. No windows to be broken the rest of the year. Inside is a wood stove, four bunks, a table with four chairs, some shelves and a cupboard. And lots of memories.
Posted by: davidt


Here's a lovely song for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1b_D4pLu4

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

166 have you tried melatonin or GABA?


GABA? HEY!

Posted by: Miklos Ramone, wanting to be sedated at September 17, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

167 158 I wish I had some Xanax. With all the crap going on at work, I am exhausted but can't sleep. Can't turn my mind off. I've been doing a lot of praying and reading my Bible which helps while awake but I can't help it running through my head when I sleep then I wake up and toss and turn for hours. The new boss has a personal vendetta against me and is making my life a living hell. I. Have. To. Learn. To. forgive. Him. And it's very, very , very hard to do.
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (UUBmN)


Oh Lin-duh. I will pray for you. I've been in similar situations in the past and I have a good idea how awful it is.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

168 Amy Barrett says there are not "Obama" judges

"the people perceiving us as partisan.the greatest threat to the judiciary"

Not the judiciary being partisan

scratches cow of the list

Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2019 10:44 PM (AQBtr)

169 Any benzodiazepine one takes should be taken sublingually (Let it dissolve under your tongue!) for faster relief and to achieve higher blood levels by mitigating first-pass hepatic metabolism...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 10:45 PM (7WaWV)

170 Thanks,

Pressure is on for Saturday night now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

Be funny my friend.

Posted by: Guy that drinks Dos Equis at September 17, 2019 10:45 PM (zHhW4)

171 *shifty eyes*
*wiggles butt*
*feints left*

*POUNCE!*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:45 PM (PkVlr)

172 Is that Tex Kennedy on the skateboard?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (flINI)

173 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 10:42 PM (pyXW1)

12 months of platinum subscription privileges for that comment

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

174 Any benzodiazepine one takes should be taken sublingually



*tries to chuckle, not enough en..er..gy*

Posted by: Miklos, DIY vaper at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

175 We've been in a drug epidemic since 1895.

And still, so many people walking around.
How can it be?

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (Ut9W7)

176 netflix isn't worth it.

Also, I am looking forward to Chelsea Handler's next special about Jewish privilege, given she's half Jewish as well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (ykYG2)

177 I took my first new [redacted] pill last nite, with side-effect: somnolence. Sure enough, even with TWO very LOUD alarms set, I overslept my colonoscopy appointment this AM. Very fortunately, they were able to reschedule me later in the AM. Teeny tiny new pill gives a huge buzz. I couldn't speak coherently for an hour after awakening. Or, merely less coherently than usual. Whatever.

Colonoscopist administered midazolam and fentanyl, which is _heavenly_. It's almost worth scheduling a colonoscopy just to get the high. Asked for a doggie bag, but they hear that joke every day, so no big laffs, just a titter.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (mk9aG)

178 The Turdy Point Buck!


There it was... gone.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 10:47 PM (m3tRO)

179 171 *shifty eyes*
*wiggles butt*
*feints left*

*POUNCE!*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2019 10:45 PM (PkVlr)

*THWUMPH*

Errrrrk...caught me totally off guard!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

180 "We are not your prostitutes. You are not our pimp." Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI)

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Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 10:47 PM (ZYB2s)

181 GABA? HEY!
Posted by: Miklos Ramone, wanting to be sedated at September 17, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

lol

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 10:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

182 Thanks ladyl. I'm really thinking about filing a complaint because he is obviously singling me out for harassment. The person he made my HR supervisor sees it to. I just dread going in to the office now.

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:48 PM (UUBmN)

183 ugh lin-duh.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)

184 Errrrrk...caught me totally off guard!
Posted by: Insomniac

Told you to wear a cup.

Posted by: Coach Miklos at September 17, 2019 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

185 My dentist used to give me big o bottles of large Valium

almost any kind of pain, they would knock out

alas, no more

Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2019 10:49 PM (AQBtr)

186 "I'm really thinking about filing a complaint because he is obviously singling me out for harassment. The person he made my HR supervisor sees it to."

Do it! Esp if you have HR on your side. Shaft the sucker.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:50 PM (mk9aG)

187 Ru, buddy, you aren't God, and dressing up like a lady doesn't make you God.

God made you, and He made you a man.

Thumbing your nose at God doesn't put you above Him.

I guess taping your dick up between your parts cuts off the blood flow to the brain.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2019 10:50 PM (vVOK2)

188 Do it! Esp if you have HR on your side. Shaft the sucker.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:50 PM (mk9aG)

Can you dig it?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

189 Ok, gotta try to sleep. 4:30 gets here fast...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:51 PM (UUBmN)

190 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3nvro9g

https://tinyurl.com/y6bewswa

https://tinyurl.com/y4uf4bw5

https://tinyurl.com/y4hn8z7o

https://tinyurl.com/y42hc3t2

Posted by: kbdabear at September 17, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

191 Oh Lin-duh, we've all been there. Something that helps me is to spend 10 minutes doing some gentle stretching and deep breathing. That and 1/2 of a Tylenol PM keeps me out past the horrible 3 am "wake up and worry" hour.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2019 10:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

192 Firefall's "Strange Way" is a great song, a lost classic and the last 45 I ever bought.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 10:37 PM (o1fzk)
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Agree. I've liked a surprising amount of Firefall.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 10:52 PM (ruxHp)

193 189 Ok, gotta try to sleep. 4:30 gets here fast...
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:51 PM (UUBmN)

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4:30? Pffft.

I have a strict personal policy about being out of bed no later than noon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 10:52 PM (ZYB2s)

194 Al Pacino must think pretty highly of kbdabear.

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at September 17, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

195 Oh my! The Arizona Democrats are going to hold a vote to censure Sen. Sinema for being too accommodating to Orange Man Bad.

Come, Kyrsten. Give in to your emotions. Join the Dark Side where blondes with thigh high leather boots are most welcome.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 10:53 PM (zXlV/)

196 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxt3w63s

https://tinyurl.com/yxoke8ap

https://tinyurl.com/y52ypdrs

https://tinyurl.com/yxta5e92

https://tinyurl.com/y4e7owaa

Posted by: kbdabear at September 17, 2019 10:53 PM (qAR6u)

197 Hey everybody.

tcn, excellent. RuPaul is just another celeb who's let all the fame and acclaim goes straight to his/her/its head.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

198 Also, I am looking forward to Chelsea Handler's next special about Jewish privilege, given she's half Jewish as well.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 10:46 PM (ykYG2)
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Ah, piss on her.

Posted by: A former boyfriend at September 17, 2019 10:53 PM (ruxHp)

199 182 Thanks ladyl. I'm really thinking about filing a complaint because he is obviously singling me out for harassment. The person he made my HR supervisor sees it to. I just dread going in to the office now.
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:48 PM (UUBmN)


That is terrible. No one should have the power to make a coworker or subordinate feel that way without cause.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

200 I have a strict personal policy about being out of bed no later than noon.
Posted by: Cicero


Me too. Very strict.

The time zone part is somewhat flexible.

Posted by: Miklos, a creature of habit at September 17, 2019 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

201 143 the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night.

-
Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Am I the only one who thinks that that quote would have been great on the previous poop shaming thread.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

202 So that derpy guy on the skateboard is Bob O'Rourke, yes?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 17, 2019 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)

203 RuPaul is just another celeb who's let all the fame and acclaim goes straight to his/her/its head.
Posted by: qdpsteve

I won't ask which one.

Posted by: Miklos, not speculating at September 17, 2019 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)

204
Her Majesty had trouble with nausea, nerve pain and diverticulitis. I took her to the surgeon for her scheduled follow up yesterday and she was almost tearful in her misery (and she's one tough woman).

The doctor adjusted, restarted and prescribed her medication and she had a much, much better day. Her pain went down and her appetite returned. The Lyrica makes her a little unsteady but that's a small price to pay.

It's been a very hard recovery but her knee is doing remarkably well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:55 PM (7rVsF)

205 Watched the next installment of the Country Music documentary tonight - again, very good, found out a lot I didn't know. We think we know history, but in fact *this* kind of thing meant a lot more to a lot of the people at the time than those big picture things we know about.

Tonight covered a lot, but the focus was Hank Williams. Hard to think of a life more talented and tragic than his - and when I look at his pictures, he always looks 20 years older than he was. He sang and wrote like he was about 100 years older than he was, I think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 10:55 PM (V2Yro)

206 OK I just got back from leading a photo tour and it's about 9 here and I have not had anything to eat, BUT I am enjoying my favorite Bev, gin on the rocks. Soon I will kill something and eat it (probably will already be dead but I like the imagery), take 1 mg. of Ativan and sleep the night away. I have had a nightly 1 mg of Ativan to help me sleep for probably about three decades. And, the 3-4 oz of gin is pretty much part of the program. Works for me and I am 78 with no medical conditions and last night I got about 9 hours of sleep. Never, in all those years, have I wanted more than 1 mg. of Ativan. Moderation in all things works.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 17, 2019 10:56 PM (md3fh)

207 Esp if you have HR on your side. Shaft the sucker.
Posted by: gp

Revenge of HR Pufnstuf

Posted by: Miklos, need better acid for this at September 17, 2019 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

208 Mind you, the government lists both the mildly addictive benzodiazepate
(Xanax) and the GABA antagonist that has a fair number of the patients
tripping balls (Ambien/zolpidem) as C-IV controlled drugs, so I can see
where people would get worried. But one of these is not like the other.

Wrong-ish.

BOTH are highly psychologically addictive. Xanax in particular is notorious for the severe junkie like behaviors of those poor souls addicted to it; Ambien junkies show similar though lesser addictive behaviors at the risk of considerably higher rates of dissociation behaviors while under the influence.

BOTH are dangerous, and should be removed from the market, albeit for slightly different but overlapping reasons. Other drugs in theor classes are problematic but these two are dangerous even when used correctly.

I spent 6 months last year supervising the weaning off of 3000 THREE THOUSAND patients off these two meds. 3 fucking thousand.

50% managed, 50% went to the street for it or what they were told was the drug, or disappeared out of the system. Several died for various reasons.

Get off these meds. DON'T just quit, get supervised weaning off over weeks to months. The longer you were on them the longer it takes the average person to come off.

There are alternatives. The great anxiety patients feel at even discussing changing these meds is absolutely the addition speaking.

Get help to get off.

Posted by: Yomomma's Umami at September 17, 2019 10:57 PM (UFLLM)

209 >> Posted by: kbdabear

Yeah, baby.

Yes, we need to do something to honor this man for his selfless service to the Horde.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:57 PM (f1Vqw)

210 152 Browsing thru Netflix tonight I saw not only that the disgusting Chelsea handler has a new white slut privilege special out but the Obamas have some shit show documentary about how to be wonderful or some such crap.

I "did not like" both.

May be time to cancel.
Posted by: LASue


Has it ever been announced that Chelsea Handler went to rehab? Whenever I see a photo of her, I think "junkie". She has that substance abuse look about her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

211 I had to ditch my gf, in part, because of her panic attacks (and other med complaints.) Problem was, she REFUSED to get treatment for all her anxiety, aches and pains, and she was going to put me in the poorhouse with ambulance and ER bills. If she won't help herself, I can't help her either. Her mom is the exact same way, so heredity.

She stopped getting Obamacare when Trump won because, she said, "Republicans will just take it away from me." TDS does real harm to people.

During her last panic attack, she begged me to shoot her. I can't tell you how devastating it is to have somebody you love ask you to shoot them. It took a year off my life expectancy, and I had enough.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 10:59 PM (mk9aG)

212 RuPaul's quote is an oblivious example of trying to make "drag" a universal.

If drag costs himher something, then heshe can just stop doing it. We cost the Lord something to be.

Yet, he is made perfect in our weakness, meanwhile, RuPaul is made neurotic in drag.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 10:59 PM (ruxHp)

213 Acting on one's values can feel really good," Foer said

My values call for a medium rare New York strip, steak fries, broccoli in cheese sauce. Followed by cookies and cream ice cream. Or maybe a New York style cheese cake. Cut yourself a slice, then pass the rest to me.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:00 PM (MwFQu)

214 Fox2! *fistbump*

Posted by: Yomomma's Umami at September 17, 2019 11:01 PM (UFLLM)

215 And somebody ought to slap Twinkledick's mom, defile her organic yogurt with veracity and wipe their junk off on her favorite throw-pillow.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


If he'd been injured by a team member because he went on the field during a game, she'd have sued the school.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

216 It's been a very hard recovery but her knee is doing remarkably well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:55 PM (7rVsF)

I'm glad she's doing better!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 11:01 PM (Rz2Nc)

217 Hey, where all da white sorority sisters at?

Posted by: Sheriff Kavanaugh at September 17, 2019 11:02 PM (ZYB2s)

218 It's been a very hard recovery but her knee is doing remarkably well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 10:55 PM (7rVsF)
* * * *

That's good news! Glad the meds have been adjusted and are working much better too. Prayers continue.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2019 11:02 PM (64MP/)

219 I'll pick up your hand and slowly blow your little mind
When you've made your mind up forever to be mine

Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 11:02 PM (Bf3hj)

220 My values call for a medium rare New York strip, steak fries, broccoli in cheese sauce. Followed by cookies and cream ice cream. Or maybe a New York style cheese cake. Cut yourself a slice, then pass the rest to me.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:00 PM (MwFQu)
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I had a medium rare T-bone and sauteed mushrooms and asparagus earlier tonight.

Nothing like expressing one's values.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:03 PM (ruxHp)

221 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3pzw5b7

Thankfully, nobody gives a damn about the very dysfunctional Pittsburgh Pirates. Everybody needs fired. EVERYBODY!!!! I'm not sure anybody is in actual control of this organization. It's a mess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 11:03 PM (pH4jl)

222 Democrats are pushing the idea that impeachment is for having misdeeds in your high school and/or college years--decades before taking office.

So, that pretty much disqualifies hit-and-run Beto, right?

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:04 PM (ruxHp)

223 158 I wish I had some Xanax. With all the crap going on at work, I am exhausted but can't sleep. Can't turn my mind off. I've been doing a lot of praying and reading my Bible which helps while awake but I can't help it running through my head when I sleep then I wake up and toss and turn for hours. The new boss has a personal vendetta against me and is making my life a living hell. I. Have. To. Learn. To. forgive. Him. And it's very, very , very hard to do.
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (UUBmN)


I'll be praying for you. Sometimes people like that screw themselves out of a job.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

224
This is an Ember Week, so fasting tomorrow, Friday and Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 11:05 PM (7rVsF)

225 Beef on Weck with plenty of Horseradish, fries, Coleslaw, a Labatts blue to wash it down, and a slice of carrot cake to top it off.

Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 11:05 PM (Bf3hj)

226 Posted by: Yomomma's Umami at September 17, 2019 10:57 PM (UFLLM)

There is wisdom in these words, please listen to them. I have seen horrible things I attribute to the initial prescription use of these drugs

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:06 PM (BiNEL)

227 Tonight's shared Quora question (sorry MisHum):

"Has anyone ever pontificated whether President Kennedy realized what was happening between the neck shot and the fatal shot that effectively ended his life?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

228 Never heard of Ember Days b4- fascinating- Raised Anglican until they lost their minds, converted To Catholic long after VAT II thanks.

Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 11:07 PM (Bf3hj)

229 So the Dems who rubber-stamped any investigation that the FBI cared to do into Hillary's emails, are now decrying that the FBI did a sham of an investigation into Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:08 PM (ruxHp)

230 Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 17, 2019 10:40 PM (UUBmN)


Prayers up for you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:08 PM (BiNEL)

231 Seduxen
Posted by: Miklos, sitting sedately at September 17, 2019 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)


Sounds like it would sedate an ox.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2019 11:08 PM (xG/b0)

232
"Has anyone ever pontificated whether President Kennedy realized what was happening between the neck shot and the fatal shot that effectively ended his life?"

"What was the last thing that went through President Kennedy's head?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 11:08 PM (7rVsF)

233 "With all the crap going on at work, I am exhausted but can't sleep. Can't turn my mind off."

Work sucks canal water. Dilbert is non-fiction. I _am_ Frank Grimes from the Simpsons. I've been retired for three years, and I'll never take sh!t off anybody ever again.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:09 PM (mk9aG)

234 Tonight's shared Quora question (sorry MisHum):

"Has anyone ever pontificated whether President Kennedy realized what was happening between the neck shot and the fatal shot that effectively ended his life?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

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I pontificate at least twice a week.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:09 PM (ZYB2s)

235 "We are not your prostitutes. You are not our pimp." Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI)

Yeah, like she's ever been treated like a prostitute.
There are enough real problems without these idiots fantasizing that they're abused.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

236 He was out the instant the first shot hit.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:10 PM (Ut9W7)

237 227 Tonight's shared Quora question (sorry MisHum):

"Has anyone ever pontificated whether President Kennedy realized what was happening between the neck shot and the fatal shot that effectively ended his life?"

He was thinking "Damn they got big mosquito's down here in Texas."

Posted by: Still Too Soon? at September 17, 2019 11:10 PM (V2Yro)

238 I pontificate every damn day.

Posted by: Pope Frankie the Red at September 17, 2019 11:11 PM (ZYB2s)

239 "We are not your prostitutes. You are not our pimp."

I stopped raping years ago, and still the women complain. I freed all my slaves in 1982, yet still the PoCs complain.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:11 PM (mk9aG)

240 I am tired, I am weary. I could sleep for a thousand years. A thousand dreams that could awake me. Different colors, made of tears.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2019 11:11 PM (l9m7l)

241 I pontificate at least twice a week.
Posted by: Cicero

You complaining? Not even Sundays off.

Posted by: Pope Miklos I at September 17, 2019 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

242 I can't get that skateboard video to shut off, what am I doing incorrectly. By the way, it still smells in here!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2019 11:12 PM (a4EWo)

243 So, is Tulsi saying that Clinton tried to make the military his prostitutes?

Because Clinton set the standard for the military on loan.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (ruxHp)

244 Yeah, like she's ever been treated like a prostitute.
There are enough real problems without these idiots fantasizing that they're abused.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

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Do yourself a favor and don't ask Lizzie Warren about the Trail of Tears.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (ZYB2s)

245 And then Obama offered our military's behind.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (ruxHp)

246 "We are not your prostitutes. You are not our pimp." Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI)

I note you use the present tense.

Posted by: Miklos in some serious street threads at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

247 "With all the crap going on at work, I am exhausted but can't sleep. Can't turn my mind off."

You would think being your own boss would fix that, but then you find yourself squished in a cosmic fuck-vise, between vendors who don't deliver, and customers who don't pay.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (mk9aG)

248 Democrats are pushing the idea that impeachment is for having misdeeds in your high school and/or college years--decades before taking office, if you are a conservative or Republican

So, that pretty much disqualifies is no problem for hit-and-run Beto, right?
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:04 PM (

FTFY

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:13 PM (BiNEL)

249 I pontificate every damn day.

Posted by: Pope Frankie the Red at September 17, 2019 11:11 PM (ZYB2s)


Normal people call that 'taking a dump every damn day'.

Posted by: RickZ at September 17, 2019 11:14 PM (Y8PSl)

250 Clinton set a lot of standards that were substandard.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:14 PM (Ut9W7)

251 Any news about the nutter who parked his car in the lobby of a Trump hotel, or general media blackout?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (1g7ch)

252 When I think of Democrats, oh wait, I don't.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (Ut9W7)

253 Do yourself a favor and don't ask Lizzie Warren about the Trail of Tears.
Posted by: Cicero

*Looks up "faculty lounge" in the Urban Dictionary*

That girl nasty.


Posted by: Miklos, wouldn't pay for it at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

254 Any news about the nutter who parked his car in the lobby of a Trump hotel, or general media blackout?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (1g7ch)
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The media really needs to stop drinking.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (ruxHp)

255
I was looking around at the latest stuff on Xanax (and benzos in general), and here's a 2018 paper on Xanax:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/
PMC5846112/

(remove line feed).

"Its clinical use has been a point of contention as most addiction specialists consider it to be highly addictive, given its unique psychodynamic properties which limit its clinical usefulness, whereas many primary care physicians continue to prescribe it for longer periods than recommended. "

It's an interesting paper.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)

256 When I think of Democrats, oh wait, I don't.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:15 PM (Ut9W7)


When I think of Democrats, I think 'commie rat bastards'. No one has proved me wrong yet.

Posted by: RickZ at September 17, 2019 11:17 PM (Y8PSl)

257 Geez, it must be steak night for the horde. I had a New York strip steak and onion rings.
Frozen onion rings aren't the best but Walmart has Nathan's brand frozen onion rings and they are very good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:17 PM (+lVUW)

258 the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night

*******

It never ends...


Posted by: Floridachick at September 17, 2019 11:17 PM (ASbaS)

259 Any news about the nutter who parked his car in the lobby of a Trump hotel



Express check-in.

Posted by: Miklos, third shift bellhop at September 17, 2019 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

260 That Jackson he was cruel.
He let the Cherokee tale their slaves with them on the trip.

Chief said, hey man I ain't hauling that luggage.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:18 PM (Ut9W7)

261 "Any news about the nutter who parked his car in the lobby of a Trump hotel"

With the tight labor market, it's hard to find good valets.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:19 PM (mk9aG)

262
Frozen onion rings aren't the best but Walmart has Nathan's brand frozen onion rings and they are very good.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Is that the same Nathan's of hot dog fame?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 11:19 PM (aKsyK)

263 232
"Has anyone ever pontificated whether President Kennedy realized what was happening between the neck shot and the fatal shot that effectively ended his life?"

"What was the last thing that went through President Kennedy's head?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Good one. I snorted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

264 Joel B. Pollak of Breitbart write:
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First, it is not clear that President Trump offered command of the U.S. military to Saudi Arabia, and it is hard to imagine him doing so. A more reasonable interpretation of Trump’s tweet was simply that he would be consulting with an important American ally about an attack that is suspected to be the work of an American enemy — or, at least, the work of one of its proxies.
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So more D-Emo reaction.

I had thought higher of you, Tulsi. But I guess there is a reason you're a D-Emo.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:20 PM (ruxHp)

265 Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 11:03 PM (pH4jl)

You couldn't make some of that shit up.Vasquez has turned out to be a huge problem.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 17, 2019 11:20 PM (EO/G3)

266 "Walmart has Nathan's brand frozen onion rings and they are very good."

I will try them! I assume they are already breaded and fried, or are they just sliced raw frozen onions?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:21 PM (mk9aG)

267

Sander Vanocur, a television newsman who for decades covered momentous events from political campaigns to assassinations, the Vietnam War to the civil rights movement, has died, his son said Tuesday.

Vanocur died Monday night in Santa Barbara, California, said Chris Vanocur. He was 91. He had been dealing with dementia in recent years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 11:21 PM (aKsyK)

268 Wanted: Parking Valet. No DL required. Will train.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:22 PM (mk9aG)

269 I will try them! I assume they are already breaded and fried, or are they just sliced raw frozen onions?
Posted by: gp

Ready to go in either oil or toaster oven.

Posted by: Miklos, also endorsing at September 17, 2019 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

270 Clinton set a lot of standards that were substandard.
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 11:14 PM (Ut9W7)

I always viewed it as the Clintons set substandards!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:22 PM (BiNEL)

271
Sander Vanocur, a television newsman who for decades covered momentous events from political campaigns to assassinations, the Vietnam War to the civil rights movement, has died, his son said Tuesday.

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Katie Couric just dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:22 PM (ZYB2s)

272
I actually agree with Tulsi to the extent that I could give a rat's ass about SA oil fields or their dictatorship.

But then she has to go all "you are placing us under their control" hyperbolic, which she knows to be completely false, and she lost me.

Lefties can never just make a cogent point and leave it at that. They always have to make a f*cking dog and pony show.

So down the drain she goes with a manly, patriarchal poo-shaming dump to where she belongs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:23 PM (pAz1f)

273 I'm out, goodnight all!

Big day tomorrow, wife gets her more comfortable pontoon boat seats.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 17, 2019 11:24 PM (Rz2Nc)

274 I always viewed it as the Clintons set substandards!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:22 PM (BiNEL)
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Mistakes were made.

Posted by: The Unofficial Motto of the Clinton Regime at September 17, 2019 11:24 PM (ruxHp)

275 Sander Vanocur


Lefty hack. Canal duty would have been too good for him.

Posted by: Miklos, also on some Enemies Lists at September 17, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

276 That Twinkie isn't real...is it??

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 11:24 PM (RU4sa)

277
Phone book delivered today.

Didn't know they still made such a thing.

First time in DECADES there was no ambulance chasing scum advertising on the back cover.

Has really good info on parks, family activities, events calendar, hunting/fishing dates, even a reverse look up in it.

Knock me over with a feather.


Posted by: Seeing Eye Minky at September 17, 2019 11:25 PM (UFLLM)

278 214 Fox2! *fistbump*
Posted by: Yomomma's Umami at September 17, 2019 11:01 PM (UFLLM)

Back atcha!

Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:25 PM (MwFQu)

279 Katie Couric just dodged a bullet.
Posted by: Cicero

twerked

Posted by: Miklos, it cannot be unseen at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

280 I also wanted to mention, I read that Corey Lewandowski had quite a bit of fun pawning the House Dems today. Anyone else read about that?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

281 "Ready to go in either oil or toaster oven."

I like fried foods (who doesn't?) but I don't want to mess with deep-frying in my kitchen. I will def try them!

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (mk9aG)

282 258 the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night

From what I've seen on PD Live, they hesitate to touch the naked perps.
Also it takes a few minutes to put on the latex gloves.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (+lVUW)

283 I had a medium rare T-bone and sauteed mushrooms and asparagus earlier tonight.

Nothing like expressing one's values.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:03 PM (ruxHp)

Sounds good. 'cept for the 'sparagras.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (MwFQu)

284 Lefties can never just make a cogent point and leave it at that. They always have to make a f*cking dog and pony show.

So down the drain she goes with a manly, patriarchal poo-shaming dump to where she belongs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:23 PM (pAz1f)
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When the government doesn't adopt their preferred metal-base for money, it has long crucified them on a CROSS OF GOLD!!

They have been demagoguing soo long that anything sub-Nazi doesn't even budge the needle.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (ruxHp)

285 gp, I love deep-frying but I hate cleaning up the fryer. Also, after only a couple dozen uses, my fryer has brown stains that won't come off no matter what, and they make the thing look dirty even though I don't think it is.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

286 262
Frozen onion rings aren't the best but Walmart has Nathan's brand frozen onion rings and they are very good.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Is that the same Nathan's of hot dog fame?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Seems to be.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (+lVUW)

287
Tugsi is simply obeying the instructions of her Syrian/Iranian masters to undercut SA/Trump.

She is beholden to Syrian style Islamofascism in particular.

An NSA Forensic Accountant would have a field day with her.

Posted by: Seeing Eye Minky at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (UFLLM)

288 Also it takes a few minutes to put on the latex gloves.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Yep, depending on where you put them.

Posted by: Miklos, safety first at September 17, 2019 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

289 "Phone book delivered today. Didn't know they still made such a thing."

I've been trying to get tradespeople/handymen using Thumbtack, HomeAdvisor, etc online. What a joke. I'm ready to try the Yellow Pages again.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:28 PM (mk9aG)

290 I also wanted to mention, I read that Corey Lewandowski had quite a bit of fun pawning the House Dems today. Anyone else read about that?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
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Never saw that much in Lewandowski...until he addressed "President Swallwell".

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:28 PM (ruxHp)

291 280 I also wanted to mention, I read that Corey Lewandowski had quite a bit of fun pawning the House Dems today. Anyone else read about that?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

He pawned Swallowell and the hat from Houston. And tweeted his NH Senate campaign website. The Houston Hat rambled on, then demanded he answer a question she never asked.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:29 PM (MwFQu)

292 "Phone book delivered today. Didn't know they still made such a thing."



Now Navin won't shut the hell up.

Posted by: Miklos, also famous at September 17, 2019 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)

293 "gp, I love deep-frying but I hate cleaning up the fryer."

You get grease build-up on everything: walls, ceilings, cabinet doors. Not for me.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:29 PM (mk9aG)

294 0 I also wanted to mention, I read that Corey Lewandowski had quite a bit of fun pawning the House Dems today. Anyone else read about that?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

Yes, I think WZ has a extract worth reading

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:29 PM (BiNEL)

295 Colonel Sander Vanocur? Made great chicken.

Posted by: mill any ill at September 17, 2019 11:30 PM (3sWw5)

296 actually agree with Tulsi to the extent that I could give a rat's ass about SA oil fields or their dictatorship.

But then she has to go all "you are placing us under their control" hyperbolic, which she knows to be completely false, and she lost me.

Lefties can never just make a cogent point and leave it at that. They always have to make a f*cking dog and pony show.

So down the drain she goes with a manly, patriarchal poo-shaming dump to where she belongs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:23 PM (pAz1f)


She just needs to get the gutters cleaned.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:30 PM (1g7ch)

297 266 "Walmart has Nathan's brand frozen onion rings and they are very good."

I will try them! I assume they are already breaded and fried, or are they just sliced raw frozen onions?
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand


Yeah, they're breaded and fried, so you heat them in the oven. I preheat the oven to 420º, put them on some aluminum foil on a cookie sheet, and bake them a few minutes per side.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:30 PM (+lVUW)

298 That skateboard video can't be real.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:31 PM (FiUMj)

299 "With all the crap going on at work, I am exhausted but can't sleep. Can't turn my mind off."


I understand completely. I have one foot out the door of my current job while doing preliminary on boarding for another. Between the paper work (Fed Contractor with security clearance) and trying to not lose my mind at the dysfunctional super duper classified time travelling Unicorn Facility, sleep has been troublesome. Plus, I work 12 hour mids so my sleep is already screwy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 11:31 PM (pH4jl)

300 "Yeah, they're breaded and fried, so you heat them in the oven." Excellent!

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:31 PM (mk9aG)

301 Red Robin frozen Onion rings (from Smiths/Krogers) are pretty good in the oven.

Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 11:32 PM (Bf3hj)

302
We have an 'air fryer' which is really just a hot air convection oven in compact form.

Supposedly you add a teaspoon or two of oil when cooking whatever. We never do, there seems to be enough in the fan system after a few uses.

It's not perfect. Sweet potato fries for example aren't that great. Hell on wheels for getting crispy skins on brats, panko shrimp, onion rings and such though.

Posted by: Seeing Eye Minky at September 17, 2019 11:32 PM (UFLLM)

303 Nads' "obstruction" rant against Lewandowski was sooo stupid. Can you imagine charging somebody for "obstruction" just because they won't read out loud what everyone has access to in writing?!

I mean if that passed a judge, we need a new republic!

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:32 PM (ruxHp)

304 That skateboard video can't be real.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:31 PM (FiUMj)


Beto is not real.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (1g7ch)

305 Pickle Twinkies sounds really gay.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (5itaF)

306 But then again I like Poutine, so take my food recommendations with a half pound of salt.

Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (Bf3hj)

307 That skateboard video can't be real.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker -

It is.

Guy's name is Scott Sterling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0

Posted by: Miklos, gonna lave a mark at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

308 She just needs to get the gutters cleaned.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:30 PM (1g7ch)

........

That does tend to change their perspective a bit, in my experience.

But something tells me the reprieve would be temporary and fleeting at best.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:34 PM (pyXW1)

309 Guy's name is Scott Sterling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0
Posted by: Miklos, gonna lave a mark at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
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May his name be forgotten!

Posted by: The Democrat Body at September 17, 2019 11:34 PM (ruxHp)

310 275 Sander Vanocur


Lefty hack. Canal duty would have been too good for him.
Posted by: Miklos, also on some Enemies Lists


I saw him speak when I was in college. The main thing I remember is his making excuses for the Soviet Union.At that time I also had a professor who had been an immigrant from Soviet Estonia. He wasn't so positive about the commies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:34 PM (+lVUW)

311
If you're gonna fry, do it like God intended, in hot oil.

I've got Miley well trained with the deep fryer now. She made some catfish and okra, and boy was that good.

Plus some green beans that my pitiful deer-ruined bean plants managed to put on. Pitiful, but it made enough for two.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:36 PM (f1Vqw)

312 298 That skateboard video can't be real.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:31 PM (FiUMj)

the only way that video could be better would be if the skateboard landed on its tip and then it spiked him in the nads as he came down on it. kinda like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGIABDLpCQM

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 11:36 PM (V2Yro)

313 I have a weird story....my neighbor's kid apparently liked my kid. My kid told the neighbor's kid, uhm you know I want to be friends. WOMP WOMP. So now the neighbor kid totally ignores my kids after having spent the summer playing together practically every day. I get it. Shit happens.

Here's the stupid part...the neighbor parents and now giving my wife and I the silent treatment too. We aren't BFFs or anything but we hang out every now and then shoot the shit on the front lawn that kind of thing. Over the past 2 weeks or so since "the incident" it's like we don't even exist.

Some people never leave their high school ways I guess. It shouldn't bother me but it does. Not because I'm being "dissed" or whatever, but because it annoys me how fucked up people can be.

ugh..I keep saying we need to move away to a secluded 30 acre piece of land somewhere so I don't have to interact with humans anymore, LOL.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:36 PM (FiUMj)

314 Another thing that Pollack points out is that as a reserve member of the military, Code of Military Justice actually prohibits her from addressing the CoC with such contempt.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:37 PM (ruxHp)

315 310 275 Sander Vanocur


Lefty hack. Canal duty would have been too good for him.
Posted by: Miklos, also on some Enemies Lists

I saw him speak when I was in college. The main thing I remember is his making excuses for the Soviet Union.At that time I also had a professor who had been an immigrant from Soviet Estonia. He wasn't so positive about the commies.

Offer him the opportunity to become a udarnik. I'm not sure where in North America we could find proper Kolmya like conditions, though.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:37 PM (MwFQu)

316 Plus some green beans that my pitiful deer-ruined bean plants managed to put on. Pitiful, but it made enough for two.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:36 PM (f1Vqw)

I made some stir fried green beans the other day (par boiled them first) and they were delicious!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 11:38 PM (BiNEL)

317 "Over the past 2 weeks or so since "the incident" it's like we don't even exist." Bake some cookies and bring them over.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:39 PM (mk9aG)

318
That Twinkie isn't real...is it??
Posted by: SMH

======

No. Twinkie enjoys trolling, and they dragged this one out for a couple of days before revealing that their new Twinkie flavors would NOT include peanut butter and pickles.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 11:39 PM (13CQC)

319

Proper fried catfish and okra sounds SO GOOD. Some rice swimming in cajun butter. Cornbread with more butter and honey. New pants with larger waistline.

Posted by: Seeing Eye Minky at September 17, 2019 11:39 PM (UFLLM)

320
My father used to have a fit at the mention of Sander Vanocur (Van Okra?).

He was part of the Kennedy cult, that cult of "journalists" around JFK, who made him out to be a god.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:39 PM (f1Vqw)

321
Another popular food that trolls a bit is Steak-umm. Hilarious twitter account.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 11:40 PM (13CQC)

322 "Red Robin frozen Onion rings (from Smiths/Krogers) are pretty good in the oven." Hey, I'll try those too!

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:40 PM (mk9aG)

323 Seduxen. Second cousin to a Turducken?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 11:41 PM (5itaF)

324 "But then again I like Poutine," Can I get it in the frozen foods section?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:41 PM (mk9aG)

325 For stress and sleep try Pharma GABA:

https://tinyurl.com/y3vw7udh

I know a few people that have had really, really good results with it.

Posted by: shibumi, posting from house selling hell at September 17, 2019 11:42 PM (gdfZ0)

326 Red Robin frozen Onion rings (from Smiths/Krogers) are pretty good in the oven." Hey, I'll try those too!
Posted by: gp

Nobody needs that many kinds of onion rings!

Posted by: Bernie, at one of his dachas at September 17, 2019 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

327 I've seen the cartoon. I've seen the trailers. I've seen the short subject, the serial chapter, and most of the B movie. And the upcoming A movie is rotten. Let the experience end, please. Let it end.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2019 11:42 PM (l9m7l)

328 I spent a couple of summers down in Biloxi. I loved the food, especially the fried catfish. I miss the food down there. Gulf Coast Miss is in that food sweet spot of southern fried everything and New Orleans food yumminess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 11:42 PM (pH4jl)

329 Hmm...

I hate to be a contrarian, but in the part of the south that I am from, okra was not intended by God to be deep fried.

Rather it shall be breaded lightly in cornmeal and cast-iron skillet fried until nearly burnt in lard, thus sayeth the Lord.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:43 PM (pyXW1)

330 Offer him the opportunity to become a udarnik

Or a Stakhanovite. Without all of the uncredited help and well maintained equipment.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2019 11:43 PM (MwFQu)

331 Guy's name is Scott Sterling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0
Posted by: Miklos, gonna lave a mark at September 17, 2019 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

___

I'm crying. 158 kilometers an hour!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:43 PM (FiUMj)

332 I don't follow Twitter, so I have little knowledge of corporate trolling except for what I see here.

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 11:43 PM (RU4sa)

333 Ed Buck Progtard Donor & aficionado of Gay Black Men Has just been arrested

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 11:44 PM (BqBId)

334 Rather it shall be breaded lightly in cornmeal and cast-iron skillet fried until nearly burnt in lard, thus sayeth the Lord.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:43 PM (pyXW1)

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Hubby, who's from south GA, would concur with you.

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 11:44 PM (RU4sa)

335 Imho I think that Tulsi is better than Harris at hiding her contempt for the American middle class. I believe that she is a nasty piece of work inside.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 17, 2019 11:45 PM (ASbaS)

336 I propose a new law. No state shall produce more than 1 president per century. Hawaii, you're out until 2100.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 11:45 PM (FiUMj)

337 #227 I think from the zapruder film he grabbed his throat with one or both hands and turned and looked at Jackie so some motor skill left.

Posted by: DBCooper at September 17, 2019 11:46 PM (bttOm)

338 Colonel Sander Vanocur? Made great chicken.
Posted by: mill any ill at September 17, 2019 11:30 PM (3sWw5)

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A brave star destroyer too. We shall not see his like again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:46 PM (ZYB2s)

339 We have an 'air fryer' which is really just a hot air convection oven in compact form.

I just got one of those and used it for the first time to make fried chicken. It was really crisp and yummy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:47 PM (+lVUW)

340 Ha, I just found an EKG electrode on my chest that they forgot to peel off this morning. Looks like a steel tit with stickum on the bottom. I bet they bill $125 each for these things. I can stick it to the wall and hang a picture on it.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (mk9aG)

341 Wow. More respect for Lewandowski. Jackson Lee just droned on and on about all that she suspected the Trump administration guilty of until her time expired. Lewandowski dismissed it as "Just a rant", because Nadler asked L to answer a question Lee never got around to asking.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (ruxHp)

342
Aint MY fault if some ****** ******* insist on getting high in my house, sucking my dick, taking it up the poop chute and dyin from the pleasure of my massive man meat! They shoulda worked out or sumtin!

Posted by: Eddy Buck at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (UFLLM)

343 I wonder if Gabbard gets some sort of pass for publicly criticising her CIC because zir is a congresscritter and a presidential candidate...

If not, xim should be stripped zis commission!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 11:49 PM (7WaWV)

344 I hate this skateboarding video constantly running, I am not very technologically advanced, can somebody help me out here. Sorry for whining!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2019 11:49 PM (a4EWo)

345 Ed Buck Progtard Donor & aficionado of Gay Black Men Has just been arrested
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 11:44 PM (BqBId)


Lose his crank in some boys crack again?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:49 PM (1g7ch)

346 Ha, I just found an EKG electrode on my chest that
they forgot to peel off this morning. Looks like a steel tit with
stickum on the bottom. I bet they bill $125 each for these things. I
can stick it to the wall and hang a picture on it.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (mk9aG)


Keep it just in case. They come in handy when you want to hang something on yourself with a snap fastener in the shower.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2019 11:49 PM (xG/b0)

347 Errr, stripped of...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 11:50 PM (7WaWV)

348 Beto is not real.
Posted by: Burnt Toast


Didn't you see the magazine cover photo. He's standing on a dirt road, he's wearing blue jeans, and next to a pickup truck. Can't get more real and down to earth than that. Not at all like someone living large off his rich wife.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:50 PM (+lVUW)

349
My deep fried okra is basically like pan-fried. Light corn meal breading (fish fry, actually, which is mostly corn meal, plus some seasonings).

This is very different from the heavily breaded deep fried okra that most restaurants serve as fried okra. It looks like little tater rots.

With light breading, you still see most of the the okra.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:50 PM (f1Vqw)

350 With light breading, you still see most of the the okra.

This. Have also used tempura batter and really liked the results.

Posted by: Stinky Pinky at September 17, 2019 11:52 PM (UFLLM)

351 "Nobody needs that many kinds of onion rings! Posted by: Bernie"

LOL! Yeah, he'd have us change to nationalized grocery stores, with only one brand of every product, and always out of stock.

I know a Bernie-Bot who insists, in all seriousness: "Cuba has a $5 cancer cure, but they keep it a secret so that no capitalist can ever profit from it." Those idiots shouldn't be allowed to vote. Same people who believe in the superiority of a hemp-based economy.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:53 PM (mk9aG)

352 Imho I think that Tulsi is better than Harris at hiding her contempt for the American middle class. I believe that she is a nasty piece of work inside.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 17, 2019 11:45 PM (ASbaS)


Fooling Haole mainlander....
How much money you got?
When you gonna leave?


- Tulsi inner thoughts

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 11:54 PM (1g7ch)

353 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:50 PM (f1Vqw)

.......

I see you are an okra craftsman, and feel secure that you produce a fine finished okra product indeed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 11:54 PM (pyXW1)

354 Some Gay Black Guy OD'd at his house & arrested him for operating a Meth Lab

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 11:54 PM (BqBId)

355 Trump:
Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked. There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom as to who they believe was the cause of this attack, and under what terms we would proceed!

Tulsi Gabbard:
Despicable. Offering to place our military assets under the command of a foreign country--Saudi Arabia--is a disgrace and betrayal of my patriotic brothers and sisters in uniform and to our Constitution. We are not your prostitutes. You are not our pimp.

Christ the straw-man is ridiculous ... assuming our 4-star generals don't have to answer to a Saudi 5-star general named Dwight D Al-Senhower.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 11:55 PM (LxTcq)

356 Didn't you see the magazine cover photo. He's standing on a dirt road, he's wearing blue jeans, and next to a pickup truck. Can't get more real and down to earth than that. Not at all like someone living large off his rich wife.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 11:50 PM (+lVUW)

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8 out of 10 in the focus group declared it authentic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:55 PM (ZYB2s)

357 Mmmmmmmmmmm, tater rots!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 17, 2019 11:56 PM (aKsyK)

358 I wish I had a dime for every time I heard a progressive praise Cuba's "high literacy rate." They all drink from the same poisoned well. Progressives are the most gullible suckers on earth.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:56 PM (mk9aG)

359 Some Gay Black Guy OD'd at his house & arrested him for operating a Meth Lab
Posted by: Deep State

I assume the Black Guy made the arrest before overdosing.

Don't know how they do things in CA.

Posted by: Miklos, could be completely wrong at September 17, 2019 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

360 I deeply regret that I told my poop story today, and I neglected to use the phrase "log-ness monster".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 11:56 PM (LxTcq)

361 Ready to go in either oil or toaster oven."

I like fried foods (who doesn't?) but I don't want to mess with deep-frying in my kitchen. I will def try them!

You need an air fryer.

Posted by: free tibet at September 17, 2019 11:56 PM (mhs6e)

362 Ha, I just found an EKG electrode on my chest that they forgot to peel off this morning. Looks like a steel tit with stickum on the bottom. I bet they bill $125 each for these things. I can stick it to the wall and hang a picture on it.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (mk9aG)


At least you didn't go through airport security with that little sucker still stuck on.

Posted by: RickZ at September 17, 2019 11:57 PM (Y8PSl)

363
Unfortunately, I'm developing an intolerance for onions. I love 'em, but they don't love me anymore. It's genetic, I think, and comes on with old age, like several relative on my mother's side.

It's the FODMAPs, the fructans in particular, it seems.

I can still tolerate well cooked onions, though it does cause some mild symptoms. But anything more than a little bit of raw/lightly cooked, and I'm cramping and farting like Roland the Farteur.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:58 PM (f1Vqw)

364 I wish I had an indoor fire pit to cook on...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2019 11:58 PM (7WaWV)

365 Mutter, mutter, discontent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (jEgzt)

366 That Bernie-Bot I mentioned is so crazy that he has a rubber ink stamp that says "Where's George?" He stamps EVERY piece of folding money that goes thru his hands. I don't know for sure what it means, but maybe it's a slam on GWB. What a nut.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (mk9aG)

367 With both Tulsi and Buttgig in the race, Kerry will have to up his game if he wants to keep the World Record for uses of "I served".

Posted by: Miklos, looking for his Magic Hat at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

368 About time they got Buck. We'll see if it sticks.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (EO/G3)

369
I can still tolerate well cooked onions, though it does cause some mild symptoms. But anything more than a little bit of raw/lightly cooked, and I'm cramping and farting like Roland the Farteur.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 11:58 PM (f1Vqw)

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You know who else farted a lot?

*sieg heil*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (ZYB2s)

370  know a Bernie-Bot who insists, in all seriousness: "Cuba has a $5 cancer cure, but they keep it a secret so that no capitalist can ever profit from it." Those idiots shouldn't be allowed to vote. Same people who believe in the superiority of a hemp-based economy

******

The little kid I saw dying from cancer in Cuba 45 years ago would disagree with these immoral ignoramuses. Same type of people as the ones who voted a 40something valley girl who cant keep a cactus alive to save her soul into the secretary of agriculture position in FL. The ignorance is appalling.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 18, 2019 12:00 AM (ASbaS)

371
You can get decent deep fryers very cheap now. Like the one I got Miley. Electric element and temperature control. This one has a reservoir and filter system to make that pretty easy too.

It makes it very easy, and no big pot of hot oil over a red hot burner to worry about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:00 AM (f1Vqw)

372 The Democrat's new standard of propriety is interesting. For so long, they have even fondly remembered an "answer" that went "Senator, have you no decency? At long last, have you no decency?"

They don't explain how that *answered* a question put to the witness by a Senator. And yet, not answering a question is "obstruction" according to Nads Nadless.

So rather than ending the McCarthy hearings, perhaps that ought to have earned the witness an obstruction charge....

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (ruxHp)

373 Mutter, mutter, discontent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hey!

You got discontent in the Peonmutter!

Posted by: Miklos, who is partial to Reesy Cups at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

374

You know you've ripped off a first quality fart when the cat gives you a dirty look and stalks out of the room.

Posted by: Stinky Pinky at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (UFLLM)

375 Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 17, 2019 11:59 PM (mk9aG)

There used to be a website where you could track your money. I got a dollar once with "Where's George" on it, and some other info which I don't remember, but anyway, I looked it up and could tell many of the places it had been in circulation.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (EO/G3)

376 Genetically altered mosquitos. That's adorable.

Posted by: Lunar Tardigrade at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (OIh/2)

377 Foer makes Favulists look sane

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 12:02 AM (1J9vk)

378 know a Bernie-Bot who insists, in all seriousness: "Cuba has a $5 cancer cure, but they keep it a secret so that no capitalist can ever profit from it." Those idiots shouldn't be allowed to vote. Same people who believe in the superiority of a hemp-based economy
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That sounds to me like a conspiracy theory. Is that theory about a conspiracy?

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:02 AM (ruxHp)

379 I actually liked Hail Caesar. tonight It was a Josh Brolin Movie, not really a George Clooney film.

Posted by: Quilp at September 18, 2019 12:02 AM (Bf3hj)

380
I guess it's time to let it all hang down

Time to chugalug and shout.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2019 12:02 AM (pyXW1)

381 https://www.wheresgeorge.com/

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:03 AM (EO/G3)

382 "At least you didn't go through airport security with that little sucker still stuck on."

I can imagine a TSA guard fondling it for two minutes like it's a real nipple.

BTW, it's a Medi-Trace brand stick-on. I see they get $152 for 600 of them, or $0.27 each, so my price estimate was a bit high. I stuck it on the side of my PC as a memento of my fourth colonoscopy.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:04 AM (mk9aG)

383 There used to be a website where you could track your money. I got a dollar once with "Where's George" on it, and some other info which I don't remember, but anyway, I looked it up and could tell many of the places it had been in circulation.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:01 AM (EO/G3)


So, a dollar bill plastered with luggage stickers?

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 12:04 AM (Y8PSl)

384 The Castros only cured cancer to prop up the market for Cuban cigars. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 12:04 AM (ZYB2s)

385 "I got a dollar once with "Where's George" on it, and some other info which I don't remember, but anyway, I looked it up and could tell many of the places it had been in circulation."

OK, that sounds more rational (?)

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (mk9aG)

386 Regarding Jonathan Safran Foer's warm reminiscences of food shortages and rationing during WWII: A big reason why we had that was because FDR was sending literal shiploads of food to the Soviet Union.

Also:

"It only stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master."
~Ayn Rand

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (sdi6R)

387 The Castros only cured cancer to prop up the market for Cuban cigars. Everyone knows that.
Posted by: Cicero

And mostly, cancer is a First World disease.

Posted by: Miklos, life, expectantly at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

388 I actually liked Hail Caesar. tonight It was a Josh Brolin Movie, not really a George Clooney film.
Posted by: Quilp at September 18, 2019 12:02 AM (Bf3hj)
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Clooney is excellent in a Coen film.

And I really liked that film a lot as well.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (ruxHp)

389 Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 12:04 AM (Y8PSl)

Ha, sort of.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (EO/G3)

390 The Castros only cured cancer to prop up the market for Cuban cigars. Everyone knows that.
Posted by: Cicero

And mostly, cancer is a First World disease.
Posted by: Miklos, life, expectantly at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
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Yes, cancer was the least of the people's causes of death under my administration!

Posted by: Pol Pot at September 18, 2019 12:07 AM (ruxHp)

391 So did Eris win the Mega Millions tonight?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 12:07 AM (1J9vk)

392 BTW, it's a Medi-Trace brand stick-on.



If you had left it on, you could have asked for a Workplace Accommodation.

It's the law.

Posted by: Miklos, classy, but unprotected at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

393
Nothing beats a 3H high, hot, hella of a lot Cuban coffee ozone enema!

Posted by: Peter Buttgig at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (UFLLM)

394 So did Eris win the Mega Millions tonight?
Posted by: Anna Puma

The silence speaks volumes.

Posted by: Miklos, deducing at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

395
And mostly, cancer is a First World disease.
Posted by: Miklos, life, expectantly


There's plenty of smoking in the third world.
Don't they get cancer?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)

396 Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:06 AM (mk9aG)

Geeky, but rational. I have to admit, I enjoyed tracking that little dollar. Never got my own stamp, but I can see where it could get to be a little obsessive if you were the type who really got into things.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:09 AM (EO/G3)

397 391 So did Eris win the Mega Millions tonight?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 12:07 AM (1J9vk)

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If she did we'll never hear about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 12:09 AM (ZYB2s)

398 There's plenty of smoking in the third world.

Don't they get cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)


Lots of things can kill you.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (xG/b0)

399 "They don't explain how that *answered* a question put to the witness by a Senator."

It was an "answer" in the sense that Ed Murrow said on TV it was an "answer," and everybody in America back then thought Ed Murrow was the sainted voice of truth, reason, and probity. So we all decided commies in Washington were peachy keen after all.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (mk9aG)

400 There's plenty of smoking in the third world.
Don't they get cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)

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Yes, but the pinworms and liver flukes kill them first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (ZYB2s)

401 There's plenty of smoking in the third world.
Don't they get cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

If they don't die of something else first.

Posted by: Miklos, actuarially at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

402 Don't they get cancer?


Have to live long enough to get cancer.

Mostly we just kill 'em first.

Posted by: Animal Mother at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (UFLLM)

403 Don't they get cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)

Lots of things can kill you.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (xG/b0)
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My point exactly.

Posted by: Pol Pot at September 18, 2019 12:10 AM (ruxHp)

404 Parasites, starvation, their fellow citizens, and sloppily made home brew generally kills 3rd worlders long before cancer gets to them.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 18, 2019 12:14 AM (EO/G3)

405 Most third world governments promote smoking because, hey, why not?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2019 12:14 AM (ZYB2s)

406 Just to point out, there are people who's parents came from Cambodia in my workplace, both have bad eyesight, and neither of them will wear glasses

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 12:15 AM (xG/b0)

407 I'm not saying that Tulsi and I agreed on much politically, but that comment is really disappointing.

Wonder if the National Guard of Hawaii is going to get her for the comment.


Honestly, they should. The pimp comment was out of line.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2019 12:16 AM (pqbGK)

408 'night all, I can no longer craft a coherent sentence.


Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 12:16 AM (xG/b0)

409 Most third world governments promote smoking because, hey, why not?
Posted by: Cicero
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*lights up a Camel*

Posted by: A Possum at September 18, 2019 12:17 AM (xSo9G)

410 Chris Plante's observation that the biggest stories in the last 2-3 years at the NYT were all LIES continues to prove itself in the latest Kavanaugh debacle.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:17 AM (ruxHp)

411 Honestly, they should. The pimp comment was out of line.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2019 12:16 AM (pqbGK)
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She also used the word "bitch" for Trump.

Definitely out of code.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:18 AM (ruxHp)

412 "everybody in America back then thought Ed Murrow was the sainted voice of truth, reason, and probity."

I'm older than water, so I remember well the days when there were only three channels on TV, and the talking heads were believed by everybody, even though all three networks delivered the exact same propaganda. We were comforted in the knowledge we could implicitly trust fatherly Walter Cronkite. He would never steer us wrong. After all, we ate dinner with him every nite.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:20 AM (mk9aG)

413 Remember, Ted Cruz was censured by the Senate just for describing the act of McConnell lying to him.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:21 AM (ruxHp)

414 Oh yeah.

Posted by: Milkos,suckin dem dicks at September 18, 2019 12:21 AM (MUAbJ)

415
Now, if you want to get really fancy, get into pressure frying. Deep frying under pressure.

That was what Colonel Sanders did.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:22 AM (f1Vqw)

416
we could implicitly trust fatherly Walter Cronkite. He would never steer us wrong. After all, we ate dinner with him every nite.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand


We were an NBC family and watched Huntley/Brinkley.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:22 AM (aKsyK)

417 A Pentagon JAG should sit Tulsi down and explain what "Conduct unbecoming" means. Or have Mattis do it.

Then activate her for deployment to Helmand province for 'facilitate inter-cultural interactions between US forces and local indigenous populations.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 12:23 AM (1J9vk)

418 Ha!

I've got a Friend, and I don't think it's Carole King.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing projection at September 18, 2019 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

419 *lights up a Camel*

Posted by: A Possum at September 18, 2019 12:17 AM (xSo9G)


Geez. Whatever happened to old-fashioned cow tipping?

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 12:25 AM (Y8PSl)

420 We were an NBC family and watched Huntley/Brinkley.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

They were probably the best of a sorry lot.

Posted by: Miklos Baxter, good night and good news at September 18, 2019 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

421 I've got a Friend, and I don't think it's Carole King.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing projection at September 18, 2019 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
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And...

Posted by: James Taylor at September 18, 2019 12:26 AM (ruxHp)

422 Now, if you want to get really fancy, get into pressure frying. Deep frying under pressure.

That was what Colonel Sanders did.
Posted by: publius

I think ChikFil still does.

Posted by: Miklos, and a hate shake please at September 18, 2019 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)

423 "We were an NBC family and watched Huntley/Brinkley."

We ate dinner on little flimsy folding TV tray tables, that would fall over in any breeze. Cronkite would never touch his food. TV would lose vertical sync all the time. Never changed the channel because we didn't want to get out of the chair, and besides, it was the same shit on every channel.

I still know people who leave their TVs on all day long. I haven't watched that crap in over fifteen years.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:27 AM (mk9aG)

424
Wlater Cronkite was good friends with the family across the street from my grandparents. Met him several times. Very pleasant.

He was trusted implicitly by the Grands. Watched religiously.

Heart of a ProgTard commie, feet of clay.

Realizing as a teenager and young troop in the post-Nam era that everything ole Walt and Dan told me as a kid was not only wrong, but deliberately false, was I suppose the beginning of actual adulthood.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay NASCAR Driver at September 18, 2019 12:27 AM (UFLLM)

425 And...
Posted by: James Taylor

Thank you, Monsieur.

Our nation is healed.

Posted by: the French at September 18, 2019 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

426 I'm older than water, so I remember well the days when there were only three channels on TV
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Three channels? Where did you live, Manhattan?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 12:28 AM (xSo9G)

427 Three channels? Where did you live, Manhattan?

Posted by: Mike Hammer

He had one of those 20 foot pole antennas on the roof with a rotation controller on top of the TV.

Posted by: Miklos, can you believe it was legal? at September 18, 2019 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

428 Gabbard was hysterical because, you see, she is a woman. Their brains are full of pink aromatic girl-tea that makes them stand on chairs and shriek at mouses. That's a matter of science.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 12:30 AM (LxTcq)

429
KFC still pressure fries, although they've changed the method and use a lower pressure. Colonel Sanders did it to speed up cooking time, and thought it was as good if not better than the original 1-atm frying. It can also make tough chicken much more tender.

His trick was to pre-pressurize the cookers with compressed air to get them up to operating pressure, rather than letting heat and water vapor do it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:30 AM (f1Vqw)

430 In elementary school, we watched the Mercury launches live. Janitor would wheel in a TV set on a gurney. TV would start losing vertical sync. Teacher (who didn't own a TV) wouldn't know what to do, so would start to try to find the janitor. All the kids put their hands up, because we knew how to stop the "rolling," but we weren't allowed to touch it.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:31 AM (mk9aG)

431 Tulsi must have forgotten that Trump is her commander in chief. Quite the insubordinate.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 18, 2019 12:32 AM (uGKjl)

432 "Three channels? Where did you live, Manhattan?" Chicago, mediaplex of the nation. Somewhere along the way, the government decided we needed a fourth channel, and PBS was born.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:32 AM (mk9aG)

433 There's plenty of smoking in the third world.
Don't they get cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)

Generally die of starvation or tuberculosis first.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 12:32 AM (jEgzt)

434 His trick was to pre-pressurize the cookers with compressed air to get them up to operating pressure, rather than letting heat and water vapor do it.
Posted by: publius

Wonder if he got the idea from his time running a gas station.

Posted by: Miklos, and the Col. shot a few people too, I recall at September 18, 2019 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

435 I still know people who leave their TVs on all day long. I haven't watched that crap in over fifteen years.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:27 AM (mk9aG)
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I have an embarrassing story about my family. I walked into an empty living room with the TV left on--and it wasn't the first time I'd done this. But this time, I decided that I would camp out in the living room for a while, and I turned the TV off. 30-45 minutes later, somebody came into the room and actually asked me "Who turned the TV off?"

But it's not like they were watching the TV 45 minutes ago, and got distracted elsewhere. They just knew that normalcy was the TV was on, and I had disturbed normalcy.

Posted by: James Taylor at September 18, 2019 12:33 AM (ruxHp)

436 Generally die of starvation or tuberculosis first.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And who says Obamacare doesn't have options?

Posted by: Miklos, what's not to like? at September 18, 2019 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

437
Yeah, just looked it up. Chic-Fil-A uses pressure fryers. And uses peanut oil.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:34 AM (f1Vqw)

438 He had one of those 20 foot pole antennas on the roof with a rotation controller on top of the TV.
Posted by: Miklos
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You could have mounted an antenna on a 100 foot tower, and rotated it until the cows came home, but there would only be one channel ...when we finally got a TV.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 12:34 AM (CDGwz)

439 when we finally got a TV.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Should have "gotten" one earlier.

At worst, the kids get a couple months in Juvie.

Posted by: Miklos' Rules of Acquisition at September 18, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

440 @parscale
.@realDonaldTrump rally in NM was a data gold mine.

🔺45K people registered for tickets (94% from within NM)

🔺78% of registrants matched to voter file

🔺Over 20% voted in 1 or 0 of last 4 elections (9.3%=0, 11.5%=1)

🔺52% male, 48 % female

🔺40% Latino

🔺31% Democrat

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 12:36 AM (LxTcq)

441 But 18 months later the population bounced right back up, New Atlas reports - and even worse, the new genetic hybrids may be even more resilient to future attempts to quell their numbers "


DDT

Posted by: Higgins at September 18, 2019 12:37 AM (ePWRo)

442 Pompeo to the region to provide our intel take and consult. If, as will likely be confirmed publicly soon, the attack was launched from Khuzestan in Iran, it would point to some level of desperation in Tehran. Time is not the regime's friend, but why they might think provocations - whatever the response/non-response - will change anything, is hard to figure. They won't.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 12:39 AM (QDnY+)

443 Three channels? Where did you live, Manhattan?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 12:28 AM (xSo9G)


Manhattan had 7 channels: 3 nationals, 3 locals and 1 PBS, all on the 2-13 dial. My PBS channel growing up was on UHF (channel 15) and watching anything on PBS was serious antenna work.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 12:39 AM (Y8PSl)

444 OMG rolling over laughing at how Lewandowski pwned the Dems today. WZ has a great post. Finally finally some are starting to fight back with the same tactics. I'm willing to forgive Lewandowski for breaking that chick's arm now LOL!

Posted by: keena at September 18, 2019 12:39 AM (RiTnx)

445 You could have mounted an antenna on a 100 foot tower, and rotated it until the cows came home, but there would only be one channel ...when we finally got a TV.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 12:34 AM (CDGwz)
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But at least you could see Russia from it.

I grew up in Muskegon Michigan, a city within America's largest 150, and we had 3 channels forever as long as I could remember. Of course, we were in the orbit of Grand Rapids, Michigan, a city in the top 50.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:39 AM (ruxHp)

446

Beatch ain't my CiC!

Posted by: The Notorious Tugsi G at September 18, 2019 12:40 AM (UFLLM)

447
Apparently, nobody makes a home pressure fryer. The only ones available are big expensive commercial units.

Now, in Spain, they are very big on pressure cooking, and they do have home pressure fryers there.

If you want to live dangerously, you can use a regular pressure cooker, but the seals are not rated for hot oil. The oil gets too hot, and the seals need to be able to handle it.

But pressure frying makes for some mighty fine fried chicken. The higher pressure keeps more moisture in the meat, and makes for very crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside chicken.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:40 AM (f1Vqw)

448 "But this time, I decided that I would camp out in the living room for a while, and I turned the TV off. 30-45 minutes later, somebody came into the room and actually asked me "Who turned the TV off?""

I've been in waiting rooms with a TV running, and yanked the f*cking plug out of the wall. I remember sitting once with an Amish family, a mother and three kids, and some awful perverse daytime Jerry Springer type shit came on, and I could see they were embarrassed, so I unplugged it. Service manager comes in, asks "What happened to the TV?" I wanted to shoot the f*cking thing.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:40 AM (mk9aG)

449 "Teen Who Shot Houston Cop Was Released Without Paying Bail After Carjacking
The gunman who shot a Houston police officer multiple times during a violent crime spree on Sept. 12 had been released from jail on his own recognizance just days before the attack."


The DA is a Soros purchase.

Posted by: Higgins at September 18, 2019 12:40 AM (ePWRo)

450 "They just knew that normalcy was the TV was on, and I had disturbed normalcy." It's an impediment to clear thinking, and everything that is decent. All the kids of my era did their homework in front of the damn TV, much to the detriment of learning. I wish more people would stop watching that dreck.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:43 AM (mk9aG)

451
POTUS should 'invite' MAJ Gabbard to a White House orientation/fam visit.

On orders.

In uniform.

Maybe ask one of the Joints to have a chat with her.

You know. For posterity.

Posted by: The Revolution of Lowered Expectations at September 18, 2019 12:44 AM (UFLLM)

452 Gabbard behavior vis a vis the CMJ is a little fuzzy to me. When I was serving in the 80s, rules of behavior were explained to us. There was a big difference between doing something in mufti versus in uniform, as long as one did not claim to be a military representative. If caught saying crazy things dressed as a civilian, not sure much would have happened, other than the occurrence being associated with never getting a promotion ( up or out).

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 18, 2019 12:45 AM (fgpJX)

453 Police all over the country are getting the public and their own ranks assaulted or kilt by following "sanctuary" policies.


Need to find a good technician to fix my sympathy meters. They're pegged at Zero for almost everyone now, must be a malfunction.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 12:45 AM (QDnY+)

454 The DA is a Soros purchase.
Posted by: Higgins at September 18, 2019 12:40 AM (ePWRo)
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Isn't it funny that you can't really see the corrosive force of private money on politics until it involves lefties?

That's not an ironic comment. I really mean that although it seems that there has always been some hijacking of the public will by rich men to bend the law around themselves, it takes the truly more-than-self-interested ideologically-bent "liberals" to want to thwart it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:46 AM (ruxHp)

455 The "fucking thing" is an awfully harsh way to refer to the service manager. Still, I'd have voted not guilty.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2019 12:46 AM (H5knJ)

456 Ok

Gravity wins.

Again.

Night.

Posted by: Miklos, aspiring pajama boy at September 18, 2019 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

457 I don't think the Houston thing is a DA issue. We've had bail reform and a big blue wave of Dems were swept onto the bench last election. Our DA's office remains pretty law and order.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2019 12:48 AM (H5knJ)

458 she is a woman. Their brains are full of pink aromatic girl-tea that makes them stand on chairs and shriek at mouses. That's a matter of science.

I usually just clean them with a puff of compressed air ... and clean the keyboard with alcohol o a cotton ball, so YMMV ...

Posted by: Adriane the Free Food Critic ... at September 18, 2019 12:49 AM (LPnfS)

459 "Police all over the country are getting the public and their own ranks assaulted or kilt by following "sanctuary" policies."

Just like school teachers are getting assaulted by the thousands annually because of Obama/Holder policies of lenience toward classroom misbehavior. The teachers have to realize that different students have different "learning styles."

Screw the teachers, they're all progressives anyway, and they need to learn something about real life, the hard way I guess.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:50 AM (mk9aG)

460 "The "fucking thing" is an awfully harsh way to refer to the service manager." LOL! I do need to proofread before sending.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:52 AM (mk9aG)

461 [T]he death of the Republican Party as we know it [will] liberate the Democratic Party from the country’s suffocating polarization and allow it to use government to address the vast array of problems facing the nation.
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Posted by: The Architects of the Trainwreck Known as Obamacare at September 18, 2019 12:52 AM (ruxHp)

462 she is a woman. Their brains are full of pink aromatic girl-tea that makes them stand on chairs and shriek at mouses. That's a matter of science.

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*raises an eyebrow*

Really?

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 12:52 AM (RU4sa)

463 You can now get pumpkin spice girl-tea at Starbucks btw... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)

464 You can now get pumpkin spice girl-tea at Starbucks btw... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
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Pumpkin Spice? I don't remember her.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 12:54 AM (ruxHp)

465
Really?
Posted by: SMH
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There are exceptions that prove the rule.

Posted by: Am observation at September 18, 2019 12:54 AM (IPZPl)

466
I was reading about pressure frying with a regular pressure cooker. Dangerous as hell -- Darwin Award territory if you don't know exactly what you're doing.

The trick is not to use too much oil. You don't want frothy oil to hit the seals too much. If you do, it can spew, and then you're spewing hot oil right over a hot burner.

All you need are seals that can handle hot oil temperatures. That's what Col. Sanders did. His first experiments were pretty dangerous, I was reading. But no risk, no gain. And he hit it big.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 12:55 AM (f1Vqw)

467 Axeman, she later changed her name to Lena Dunham... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)

468 "Isn't it funny that you can't really see the corrosive force of private money on politics until it involves lefties?"


Rich conservatives understand that their continued prosperity is dependent on prosperity for all.

They don't see their prosperity dependent on denying others. Quite the opposite.

Posted by: Higgins at September 18, 2019 12:56 AM (ePWRo)

469
Pumpkin Spice? I don't remember her.
Posted by: Axeman


Strawberry Shortcake's cousin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:57 AM (aKsyK)

470 There are exceptions that prove the rule.
Posted by: Am observation at September 18, 2019 12:54 AM (IPZPl)

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I see.

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 12:57 AM (RU4sa)

471 This political re-alignment will definitely kill the dem party, and possibly kill the GOP. The dem party has 20 years or less.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 12:58 AM (LxTcq)

472 "she later changed her name to Lena Dunham" I peed on Lena Dunham once. She's a big target, hard to miss.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:59 AM (mk9aG)

473 My Blackberry shit the bed today. Kept shutting down the radio function in the middle of a call. So I bounce-tested it on the cement floor. That fixed it good. Next stop: on some rock in the desert, looking down the barrel of a Mosin Nagant.

So I called my cell provider. "Can you transfer my account to another phone?" We established that the old Verizon flip phone I have, whose battery is still up! could not be used because it does not accept a SIM card. But wait! My Canadian flip phone uses a SIM card, but those demented, worthless potlickers at Koodo have it locked. But by law, they have to unlock it for free. So I turn on the Koodo phone, thereby incurring the ten-dollar roaming charge, just to call Koodo. No live person to take the call. Try their website; most of it just comes up black screen for me, using Brave here.

Finally get into Koodo's AI text chat. " I want to unlock my phone." "Sorry, I don't understand you." Back and forth like this for half an hour. "You can ask for a call back. Press this button to schedule a call-back" push button..."Select a call back time: tomorrow at 0600, tomorrow at 0630, tomorrow at 0700." "Right fucking now, asshole."

Finally told the AI, "You are one fucking dumb bunny of an AI." And closed it down.

Then I did a Web search for "Free unlock codes". Found a company that would do it for $7.99, which is less than a day's roaming charge. OK, I'll bite. Paid through PayPal, and that was a CF, as usual. Finally get a list of codes to try, six, in fact. Oh, I also had to find the "provider ID" of the phone, which they neglected to tell me at the outset. Sloppy, Fredo, sloppy. So I stuff the Ting SIM card into my Koodo phone, and it prompts me for an unlock code. Key in the first code, ignoring the hyphen in it, since the flip phone has no hyphen key. Doesn't work. Neither do the next 5. Send nasty e-mail to unlock code vendor, no response yet. Next step, I guess, is FBI: interstate fraud.

Stick phone in pocket; drive to local Verizon store, about 5 minutes away. Can't unlock a Koodo phone, sorry. WalMart, across the street, sells no unlocked phones. "You might try Best Buy." Doofus' directions to Best Buy were wrong, but I managed to find it. They have unlocked phones; no flip phones. They a couple of el-cheapo smart phones, a Moto-something for $59, and a Nokia for $99. Both conveniently out of stock. Fuck.

So, I guess I will look for a used phone. Craiglist has diddly squat; tried OfferUp. Several phones on OfferUp. Have to "join" OfferUp. Sign myself up. "We will text you a confirmation code to you phone." good luck with that, idiots.

So I think I have sent a request to a guy in Mesa with a 25 dollar Blackberry. No response yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 01:00 AM (jEgzt)

474 I see.
Posted by: SMH
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I wondered if I was going to be able to wriggle out of that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 01:01 AM (IPZPl)

475
Well, I found some pressure cookers rated for pressure frying. $350+ for a 6 qt unit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 01:02 AM (f1Vqw)

476 From the post:
"I'm in my house pooping in a bag, making knives out of my own feces. It was sort of depressing."

For many, enlightenment comes slowly, and by hard stages.

Posted by: mindful webworker - alas, I can relate... almost... at September 18, 2019 01:03 AM (jMD9L)

477 I no longer think that Democrats get what results are.

Trump said that Obama did nothing to stop the Russians meddling in the 2016 election.

The press' response was to say "Nuh-uh! He told Putin to 'cut it out'!"

... while still believing that the Russians continued their level of meddling they suspect of Russia afterward .

Thus, they argue that Obama "did something", just not anything that was effective.

Oh, and also he kicked 35 of diplomats out of the country... one month after the election they swear was compromised.

However, Obama should be given a participation trophy, because "cut it out".

"America was attacked", but Obama treated it like he was in grade school and somebody was pulling his pigtails.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 01:04 AM (ruxHp)

478 After seeing the top pic flash by every time I refresh, I now realize that's Ted Kaczynski's cabin in MT, before the Feebs carted it away.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 01:06 AM (Y8PSl)

479 Well, I found some pressure cookers rated for pressure frying.

Do tell.

And dial in CBD, I smell a food thread offering...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 18, 2019 01:06 AM (UFLLM)

480 "So I think I have sent a request to a guy in Mesa with a 25 dollar Blackberry. No response yet."

I hate telephones. I like being in charge of my own time, not being a Pavlov dog. Somebody wants to contact me, they better use email, or no dice.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:07 AM (mk9aG)

481
Oh, and also he kicked 35 of diplomats out of the country... one month after the election they swear was compromised.

Posted by: Axeman

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In reality, that was probably because of the giant hack of FBI systems that the Russians pulled off. Nice work, IT security guys.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 01:07 AM (13CQC)

482 AOP!

The ZTE Altair/Z431 nice, inexpensive feature phone with a physical keyboard...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 01:09 AM (7WaWV)

483
I no longer think that Democrats get what results are.

Posted by: Axeman

======

No, they don't. It's the effort that counts. Everyone's a champion!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 01:09 AM (13CQC)

484 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 01:10 AM (L2ZTs)

485 "Next stop: on some rock in the desert, looking down the barrel of a Mosin Nagant." I have a 1924 Mosin dragoon, made in Tula. I got it to commemorate the death of Lenin in that year. I wish that rifle could talk, tell me where it's been and who shot it, and who got shot.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:11 AM (mk9aG)

486 From the sidebar
Hints: Reggae beat too synth-y and poppy for most to think of it as genuine reggae; big AM radio pop hit; opening lyrics: Last night I had the strangest dream/I sailed away to China/In a little row boat to find ya

I always thought that song was by Leo Sayer. I was wrong. All those years wasted. I should kill myself with xanax or ambien.

Posted by: Still Awake at September 18, 2019 01:15 AM (fOqG5)

487 Regarding the Democrats/Obama/Russian interference in the 2016 election, the Dems and Obama (and of course their toadies in the media) thought that the Russians were totally on the Dems side in the whole thing, and that the Russians would be meddling to help elect Mrs. Clinton. So of course Obama issued some sort of half hearted "cut it out" in a public statement.

After all, aren't they all on the same team? Didn't the Russians give $150 million to the Clinton Foundation? And a cool $500K to Billy Bob personally for a speech? Didn't Clinton Inc. give the Russians 20% of US uranium reserves? Since the Dems are now commies in all ways except officially, of course they thought the Russians were going to tip it in for their fellow commies in America.

Obama even told the Russians he would have more "flexibility" here at home once the 2012 election was over.

What a shock for the American commies to be double crossed by the Russian commies.


Posted by: Boots at September 18, 2019 01:15 AM (oGBso)

488 tell me where it's been and who shot it, and who got shot.
Posted by: gp
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Might be the same person.

Posted by: A Finn at September 18, 2019 01:16 AM (IPZPl)

489 In reality, that was probably because of the giant hack of FBI systems that the Russians pulled off. Nice work, IT security guys.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 01:07 AM (13CQC)
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It actually was. However, it still doesn't work as an effort to stop Russian meddling into an election.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 01:17 AM (ruxHp)

490 "Oh, and also he kicked 35 of diplomats out of the country... one month after the election they swear was compromised."

Bongino today tied that story to this week's Yahoo News story about Russians cracking some of our comms around 2010.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:18 AM (mk9aG)

491
It's called the "Rapid Chef Supercooker". It operates at 10 psi, rather than the standard 15 psi. I guess that's because of the seals or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2019 01:18 AM (f1Vqw)

492 The ZTE Altair/Z431 nice, inexpensive feature phone with a physical keyboard...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2019 01:09 AM (7WaWV)

It's a GSM phone, don't know if it is compatible with Ting network. Looks like a nice unit, though. Nice compromise between flip phone and smart phone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 01:18 AM (jEgzt)

493 I saw Firefall open for Leon Russell at U of Iowa. Firefall was great. When Leon came on and started singing Lady Blue the place filled with smoke like a Friends of Jack Straw convention. I left, still smiling over Firefall.

Posted by: Still Awake at September 18, 2019 01:21 AM (fOqG5)

494 My cheap cable package includes THE Dreck Channel, Dreck Classic, and a combination called Dreck en Espanol y Classico.
Not a lot of repeats, cuz available Dreck content is approaching infinity.

Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2019 01:21 AM (RuIsu)

495 Speaking of Russia, I watched "The Command" today on DVD, semi-fictional movie about the Kursk sinking and rescue efforts. It's pretty good, I'm sure many morons here would enjoy it.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:22 AM (mk9aG)

496 How I pray I never wake up to find that I live in a country that can be persuaded by the people solemnly claiming that Obama did something about alleged Russian meddling in the American presidential election because he told Putin to "cut it out" and expelled Russian agents a month after the election.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 01:26 AM (ruxHp)

497 Sent out about 6 more requests for information to other sellers of Blackberrys on OfferUp. No response, yet.

"you still got it? phone dead. email me at..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 01:26 AM (jEgzt)

498 "Might be the same person." The Finns make/made fine rifles. I wouldn't object if somebody gave me a Sako or a Finnish Mosin-Nagant.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:28 AM (mk9aG)

499 "you still got it? phone dead. email me at..."

Are you wearing panties?

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay NASCAR Driver at September 18, 2019 01:29 AM (UFLLM)

500 A remake of "Midway" this November?
Now we're talking.

Posted by: Quilp at September 18, 2019 01:29 AM (Bf3hj)

501 There's a lot that's interesting in the Ken Burns "Country Music" doc, showing every night this week for two hours. Marty Stuart especially shines as his vast music history knowledge is on display. He's a charmer.

Tonight most of the last half hour was dedicated to the "Hillbilly Shakespeare". And even though I knew how his story would end, when Hank started wailing "Your Cheatin' Heart" over the photos from his funeral, I burst into tears.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at September 18, 2019 01:29 AM (jfKao)

502 My pill is kicking in now. Bless you morons!

73
QRT

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 01:31 AM (mk9aG)

503 Gonna' go watch Alfred Hitchcock Presents. A favorite of mine. Night.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2019 01:33 AM (ruxHp)

504 No, they don't. It's the effort that counts. Everyone's a champion!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 01:09 AM (13CQC)


Everyone gets a participation trophy. Even Hillary! has two 'tried to be president' participation trophies her bad self.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 01:34 AM (Y8PSl)

505 Back in the day when answering machines were cutting edge new technology, a girl I worked with came home to a long, heavy breathing snorting disgusting message on her machine, the only words she could understand through all the other noises were "I want to chew off your little panties" snort slobber choke.

Of course she brought the cassette in for show & tell. Nowadays that would probably get us all fired for making fun of aqualung.


Posted by: Boots at September 18, 2019 01:36 AM (oGBso)

506 I fought the bollard
and the bollard won

Posted by: Hillary at September 18, 2019 01:38 AM (fOqG5)

507 the great michael j. pollard appeared in 2 alfred hitchcock presents. in each case he was 20 years old and played 10 year old children; he was 27 when he played a 14 year old in star trek.

well, i just looked up those performances in youtube and came across videos made around 10 years ago - he's around 70 and looks like he's in his 90's, just the opposite - preternaturally aged rather than preternaturally youthful.

very strange.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 01:41 AM (Pg+x7)

508 Now that Ed Buck has been arrested, who are we going to get to cover every sporting event from now on?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 18, 2019 01:47 AM (zS7WJ)

509
So I think I have sent a request to a guy in Mesa with a 25 dollar Blackberry. No response yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I have CB rig I can sell you.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 01:48 AM (cAnuB)

510 I look forward to Ed Buck's Democrat Party links to be dutifully scrubbed from social media.

For The Greater Good, Comrades!

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 18, 2019 01:51 AM (pH4jl)

511 I have CB rig I can sell you.
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 01:48 AM (cAnuB)

Heh. I have 3 or 4 mobile ones at home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 01:52 AM (jEgzt)

512 ... pollard was 28 when he played c.w. moss, a character based on the real-life w.d. jones, who was around 16 when he joined up with bonnie and clyde.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 01:52 AM (Pg+x7)

513
It actually was. However, it still doesn't work as an effort to stop Russian meddling into an election.
Posted by: Axeman

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Oh, very true. It's funny, Obama did so embarrassingly little about this supposed theft of our election from right out under his nose that the left doesn't talk about it. I've looked around on lefty websites to figure out how they square that circle -- it happened on Obama's watch -- and they maintain a respectful silence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 02:01 AM (13CQC)

514 Oh, very true. It's funny, Obama did so embarrassingly little about this supposed theft of our election from right out under his nose that the left doesn't talk about it.
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"Tell Vlad that I can be more flexible after the election."

Then, there was his declaration that the Russians could not impact the election.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 02:13 AM (xSo9G)

515 If you ever worked with DoJ IT, you'd realize Hilary's bathroom server was a security upgrade.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 02:14 AM (cAnuB)

516 Heh. I have 3 or 4 mobile ones at home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

So your halfway to a decent network of your own.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 02:18 AM (cAnuB)

517
"Tell Vlad that I can be more flexible after the election."

Then, there was his declaration that the Russians could not impact the election.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

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Maybe they'll get around to admitting those things after Trump gets re-elected and they have to start examining their consciences. Obama Disappointment Syndrome might already be setting in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 02:21 AM (13CQC)

518 Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 02:23 AM (jEgzt)

519 ..."Maybe they'll get around to admitting those things after Trump gets re-elected and they have to start examining their consciences. Obama Disappointment Syndrome might already be setting in."
-Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 02:21 AM (13CQC)

It's so cute that you think they have consciences. They have a small demon on one shoulder and a middle-finger on the other.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 18, 2019 02:41 AM (Ckg4U)

520 Kamala at the Foer link:

"As a nation, we actually have to have a real priority at the highest level of government around what we eat and in terms of healthy eating because we have a problem in America," Harris said.

"But there has to be also what we do in terms of creating incentives that we will eat in a healthy way, that we will encourage moderation and that we will be educated about the effect of our eating habits on our environment," Harris added later.

Clearly someone has advised her to use the word "we."

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 02:50 AM (yDjHx)

521
..."Maybe they'll get around to admitting those things after Trump
gets re-elected and they have to start examining their consciences.
Obama Disappointment Syndrome might already be setting in."

-Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 02:21 AM (13CQC)



It's so cute that you think they have consciences. They have a small demon on one shoulder and a middle-finger on the other.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 18, 2019 02:41 AM (Ckg4U)


Man no shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2019 03:00 AM (9Om/r)

522 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2019 03:02 AM (arJlL)

NYT's Maggie Haberman Brags That the NYT Already Had the Information that Leland Keyser Was Pressured by Ford's Friends;
But Then Gets Quiet When Asked, "Why Didn't the NYT Report It, Then?"

Actually, Mollie Hemingway and Carrie Severino already broke this story in their book Justice on Trial, but the media is pretending that book doesn't exist and doesn't "count" for scoop purposes.

Only Liberal Reporting is Real News is the rule -- though that rule seems to have things exactly 100% backwards and wrong.

But even playing along with the media's increasingly fantastical version of alt-reality: It seems weird to brag about having a scoop which you decided to bury and suppress for purposes of book sales and partisan political advertising.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:55 PM




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1 aljfaljksdafds

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (3EPLG)

2 The NYLies.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)

3 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (cfSRQ)

4
No serious, ah shit, I just willowed myself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (3EPLG)

5 "Journalism"

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (0jZvB)

6 1 aljfaljksdafds
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Better strategy than mine of trying spell something out, and mistyping it three times, squadering 10 precious seconds.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (Q3dyo)

7 After trump got swore in first we were Russia's bitch, now we are the Saudi's bitch

Posted by: Kurt at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (qcBnU)

8 Mollie Hemingway deserves a trophy or something

Posted by: G marks the spot at September 17, 2019 07:58 PM (mrrpb)

9
Mollie Hemingway's "breaking news" is stuff that's been lying around in plain sight for a year. That's how far behind the idiot left is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 07:58 PM (3EPLG)

10
Better strategy than mine of trying spell something out, and mistyping it three times, squadering 10 precious seconds.
Posted by: zombie

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I don't even bother trying to type "first." That right there could cost you the top spot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 07:58 PM (3EPLG)

11 Corgis en route.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (iB1oa)

12 Close!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (cfSRQ)

13 The NYTimes wins the Walter Duranty Award again, for the 84th year in a row!

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (Q3dyo)

14 Evening, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (dCRRg)

15 Is this a new thread, or a repurposed other thread?

Posted by: Miklos, admiring thriftiness at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (QzkSJ)

16 Meh- the masks have been off for so long now, they really don't even pretend to be unbiased anymore.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 17, 2019 07:59 PM (87EdW)

17 Never mind

Posted by: Maggie Rosanne Rosanadana at September 17, 2019 08:00 PM (bDqIh)

18 Grammar

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 08:00 PM (0E35O)

19 Who bitch Kurt is this?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 17, 2019 08:00 PM (nDe2U)

20 Leftists sure like to brag that love trumps hate but really they are all liars, haters and cheats.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 17, 2019 08:00 PM (haWye)

21 Enemies of the people, truly.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (ieDV+)

22 Missed it by *that* much!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (cfSRQ)

23 You know, the NYT isn't being as slick with this Kavanaugh thing as they think they are.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (zXlV/)

24 I blame the pooptriarchy!
I had to take a dump real bad, but my editors were in the bathroom, and in the stress of it all I forgot to report that part.

Posted by: Maggie Habberman at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (bDqIh)

25 "I trust the New York Times, they report it straight, unlike Breitbart which is a biased Trump loving trash site."

- My fuckhead of a friend of ten years that I have unfriended on Facebook because he is a fuckhead

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

26 Nothing to see here!

Posted by: Zombie W Duranty at September 17, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

27 Corgi dutifully reporting for duty!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2019 08:02 PM (nvMvs)

28 Did Maggie poop at work today?......

That is the question to ask Maggie Haberman.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 08:02 PM (Z+IKu)

29 >>> Posted by: Czech Chick

Do you play chess while chatting on a chesterfield?

Posted by: fluffy at September 17, 2019 08:02 PM (dCRRg)

30 10
Better strategy than mine of trying spell something out, and mistyping it three times, squadering 10 precious seconds.
Posted by: zombie

======

I don't even bother trying to type "first." That right there could cost you the top spot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I like how you use BOTH hands to smash the keyboard --first an "a" with the left hand, but then an "l" and a "j" with the right hand, then back to "f" and "a" with the left again -- proving you just whomped both hands down simultaneously and then hit "Post"!

Me, I generally just go asasfdfada with the left fingers, leaving the right hand free to simultaneously move the mouse to the "Post" button. Saves up to two precious seconds!

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:03 PM (Q3dyo)

31 7 After trump got swore in first we were Russia's bitch, now we are the Saudi's bitch

Posted by: Kurt at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (qcBnU)


And you're ours.

"Bark, Kurt-girl. Bark!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:03 PM (zXlV/)

32 By the way, if we're talking about people being the bitches of other countries, I think Obama set the gold standard for fellatio with Iran.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (cfSRQ)

33

You know how flimsy and wacky the NYT's bullshit "victim" is?

WaPo had this fake allegation a year ago and passed on it, which means all of Fake News eventually got wind of it (probably because it was shopped around to all of them).

BUT who, instead, did some in Fake News (especially CNN and msnbc) decide to run with? The Gang Bang girl!

Remember her? At the time, the Gang Bang Rape Gang Girl had more credibility to run with than the Clinton-Op's anonymous victim with amnesia.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (IkqSn)

34 The wheels truly are coming off the NYT.

The Trump Curse is real and has spawned the Kavanaugh Kurse as well.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (COzlW)

35 Posted by: Czech Chick

Do you play chess while chatting on a chesterfield?
Posted by: fluffy




https://tinyurl.com/y24x24vq

Posted by: Miklos, endorsed at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (QzkSJ)

36 What do you call an organization that puts out known misinformation with the express purpose of undermining the democratically elected government?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (ieDV+)

37 We can't spare Mollie. She fights.

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (786Ro)

38 We couldn't report Leland's denial! She's a drunk and pothead. Everyone says so.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (+qBkz)

39 I've seen a few Morons say similar things, but I've also either cut off long-term friends or been cut off by same.

We're Balkanizing ourselves...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (T8HPM)

40 After trump got swore in first we were Russia's bitch, now we are the Saudi's bitch

*******

We all know Dubya was Saudi's bitch.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (+dsLj)

41 "Sworn", Kurt, "Sworn". You don't get "swore" in. Unless you are a non-native English speaker. Or a product of the NEA propaganda/industrial complex.

Posted by: RI Red at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (6kwVS)

42 The Trump Curse is real and has spawned the Kavanaugh Kurse as well.

More of this, faster please.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (HaL55)

43 Rockin' those Smart Girl Glasses.... too bad for her she seems kinda hapless...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (90T4r)

44 OT, Saw a brief clip of President Trump landing in LA and greeting press, etc. when he stepped off the plane.
He looks amazing. Make up looks perfect, and hair is well done including color. Nice , well fitted suit and beautiful tie. I guess after seeing snippets all day of the typical DC politician, including Nadler, seeing a well dressed, alpha male in his seventies looking like a movie star is a welcome tonic.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (uGKjl)

45 34 The wheels truly are coming off the NYT.

The Trump Curse is real
Posted by: JuJuBee


Trump's entire presidency is simply a long-game strategy to discredit the NY Times, so their building loses brand value, so he can then buy it out from under them for cheap and then build a massive new Trump Tower on Times Square lot. Everything he's done - -everything -- is all just a real-estate gambit!

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (Q3dyo)

46 I play chess. But not very well.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (haWye)

47 Mollie's been hammering them all day....

@MZHemingway

PSA for reporters interested in Kavanaugh story because of a book. @JCNSeverino and I wrote an exhaustively reported and thoroughly researched book chock full of news (from page one on!). It debuted at #1 just weeks ago. It might be time to read it.

She even provided a link to Amazon. Lol!

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (cF8AT)

48 We all know Dubya was Saudi's bitch.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (+dsLj)



IIRC, 41 and 43 were tight with the KSA!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (BiNEL)

49 By the way, if we're talking about people being the
bitches of other countries, I think Obama set the gold standard for
fellatio with Iran.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (cfSRQ)


Well he did practice a lot with the other countries, so...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (9Om/r)

50 Willowed from earlier thread: Who published this steaming heap? I know publishing and editing have gone down the toilet these past twenty-some years, but this is ridiculous! Who publishes a book that reveals that the book is a total lie in the last few pages?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (mo1Sv)

51 Another stellar day for the anti-Trumpers.

About as productive as a urinary tract infection.

Ouch!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (gAXBD)

52 Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (uGKjl)

Did you like the crease in his pants too?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (2DOZq)

53 We're Balkanizing ourselves...

*****************************

I think it's unavoidable, there was a time when you could be friends with democrats because they still loved America even if they were assholes.

Now they're just assholes who want to deplatform you, kill full term babies, take away your guns, and suck the dick of WokeCorp like it's going out of style.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:07 PM (+dsLj)

54
lolgf, fakenewsweek

Their latest fake story is a "cousin" of Trump re-telling
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (IkqSn)

55 Actually, Mollie Hemingway and Carrie Severino already broke this story in their book Justice on Trial, but the media is pretending that book doesn't exist and doesn't "count" for scoop purposes.

------

I've never heard of it. Or this "Mollie Hemingway" (if that's even a real name).

And if I haven't heard of you, you aren't important. And if I haven't read your book, it isn't worth reading.

I'm THAT important.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (EuOUw)

56 Who bitch is this?

-Schmurt

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (vUsEP)

57 34 The wheels truly are coming off the NYT.

The Trump Curse is real and has spawned the Kavanaugh Kurse as well.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (COzlW)


Trumpenfreude is real.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (zXlV/)

58 Out NYT: "All the news that's fit to print"

In NYT: "All the news that's fit to bury"

Posted by: JustALowlySoftwareEng at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (CDCKr)

59

Why are New York Times reporters Robin Pogrebin, Kate Kelly and Maggie Haberman still employed?

Why is this question not viral?

Posted by: Arbalest at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (FlRtG)

60 Their latest fake story is a "cousin" of Trump re-telling
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (IkqSn)

Next they're going to tell us he stole Corn Pops!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (O4YGa)

61 Donnie Two Stacks

Posted by: G marks the spot at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (mrrpb)

62 Who bitch this is.

Posted by: pimp grammer nazizzle at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (tH5fk)

63 Them for cheap and then build a massive new Trump Tower on Times Square lot. Everything he's done - -everything -- is all just a real-estate gambit!

***************

Trump Times has a nice ring to it. Paper would be made of classy and luxurious material, the best, believe me.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (+dsLj)

64 Posted by: RI Red at September 17, 2019 08:05 PM (6kwVS)


I always think Kurt must be using a old version of goolag translate to convert from Romulan to Engrish.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)

65 seeing a well dressed, alpha male in his seventies looking like a movie star is a welcome tonic.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (uGKjl)


Trump is a movie star.
And television.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (zXlV/)

66 Pshaw,
All the news that fits is printed. That little tidbit didn't fit, had a half-page Tiffany's ad to print on that page. Some extraneous bits to stories, just end up on the cutting room floor, because editors.

Maggie's Drawers Haberman

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (Hn6S7)

67 I'm THAT important.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (EuOUw)

---
LOL, that's right! Mollie asked Jonah if he'd read her book and he pretended not to know about it.

And they are on the same damn show, so he's basically saying that instead of keeping up on current events, he's hanging out in bars and having flirt-fights with other undersexed cucks just like him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (cfSRQ)

68 Also, just read on LI that the world's greatest climate expert, Greta Thunberg, has accepted a Democrat invitation to testify(yes testify) in front of Congress on Thursday.

A 16 year old with zero credible expertise in her chosen testimony is going to take up Congressional time with her wisdom. While important issues such as passing the USMCA sits in idle on Pelosi's desk.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (uGKjl)

69 Obama did a Grovel World Tour, remember?? "In the back room he was everybody's darling.... a hustle here, a hustle there...."

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (90T4r)

70 the IMPORTANT THING is that it COULD have been true!

You know, like Poland could have attacked Germany on Aug 31, 1939

Corrections on p 68 below the ad for Truvada, unless we run out of ink that day. Could happen, you know.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (ZqRa6)

71 Donnie Two Stacks
Posted by: G marks the spot


It's an atrocity.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (tH5fk)

72
You know, the NYT isn't being as slick with this Kavanaugh thing as they think they are.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

======

Nor is that female Holmes and Watson team. I can't believe CNN squeezed them this hard for an answer:

https://tinyurl.com/y3nvz5ba

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (13CQC)

73 By the way, if we're talking about people being the bitches of other countries, I think Obama set the gold standard for fellatio with Iran.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM

He had a bad habit of bending over and sticking his face at crotch level when he met world leaders. Made me cringe whenever I saw footage of his debasement of self and country. No one respected him or feared him. They *liked* him and that's what's important to the left.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (COzlW)

74
Posted by: Kurt at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (qcBnU)





That's some real gooder English there. Who did you learn the language from Tarzan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (IuCSU)

75 Their latest fake story is a "cousin" of Trump re-telling
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM



Stole pancakes? That tears it! As a lifelong Republican who voted for every Bush, I'm leaving the party!

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (786Ro)

76 seeing a well dressed, alpha male in his seventies looking like a movie star is a welcome tonic.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:06 PM (uGKjl)

President Trump looks younger now than when he took office. He sleeps briefly, but deeply, wakes well before the alarm clock goes off, and jumps out of bed, murmuring "let's kick this pig." You can tell he lives to fight. Like a friggin' Viking.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (xPJvm)

77 Mollie's my Woman of the Year

Don't need to wait till December.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (u//oP)

78 I'm THAT important. Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM (EuOUw)

********

I never fail to be amazed at how Jonah Soyberg could morally preen so loudly when his mouth is full of dick.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (+dsLj)

79 The New York Times has moved from a paper that supports the Democrats, to a paper that conducts opposition research for the Democrats, and now just straight out lies for the Democrats.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (gAXBD)

80 re 69: well, the world respected us then!! Ask Mary Cloggenstein!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (ZqRa6)

81 Donnie Hotcakes

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (u//oP)

82 58 Out NYT: "All the news that's fit to print"

In NYT: "All the news that's fit to bury"

Posted by: JustALowlySoftwareEng at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (CDCKr)


Reality: "Honestly, we have no idea what we are doing anymore, what is real and what is a disordered fever dream. But, OrangeManBad, right?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (zXlV/)

83 In college, Justice Kavanaugh used to shave his junk and torment the coeds with his shorn meat missile.

Posted by: The New York Times at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (kLDv+)

84 Why is this question not viral?



Posted by: Arbalest at September 17, 2019 08:09 PM (FlRtG)

---
IIRC, Haberman is being sued for libel by the Covington Kids.

So it's good that she still has a job. Those kids need more money.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (cfSRQ)

85 I never fail to be amazed at how Jonah Soyberg could morally preen so loudly when his mouth is full of dick.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:11 PM (+dsLj)


Mayor Buttplug: It takes a lot of practice

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 08:12 PM (IuCSU)

86 Donnie Hotcakes


lol

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (tH5fk)

87 So isn't that suborning perjury? A federal crime? At least if you aren't a clinton?


Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (WdocV)

88 I gotz willowed....agin.

@CalebJHull

Swalwell: "So every note you take of the President, you put in a safe? How big is that safe?"

Lewandowski: "It's a big safe, Congressman. There's a lot of guns in there."

Swalwell is so triggered.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y37sgxno

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)

89 lso, just read on LI that the world's greatest climate expert, Greta Thunberg, has accepted a Democrat invitation to testify(yes testify) in front of Congress on Thursday.

A 16 year old with zero credible expertise in her chosen testimony is going to take up Congressional time with her wisdom. While important issues such as passing the USMCA sits in idle on Pelosi's desk.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM

She's autistic. Dunno how that's going to go in front of Congress but I imagine she'll have handlers hovering at her elbow.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (COzlW)

90 Kurt was banned, like DahlandMeier I think.
The cobs keep raimondo around because he at least thinks for himself, even if he's not too bright.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (ykYG2)

91 I never fail to be amazed at how Jonah Soyberg could morally preen so loudly when his mouth is full of dick.

___

Hey, he learned it from me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (WdocV)

92
I haven't lost friends over Trump (though I have a LOT of liberal friends, being in Denver).

But, the key here is: I haven't ever made friends with Leftists, because I have impeccable taste.

Now, I can't help my family. I've had a couple of family members who can't roll with the Big Dog, and hate my part of the family for supporting him.

Oh well. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:14 PM (EuOUw)

93 raimondo is kind of fun at times...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:14 PM (90T4r)

94 BREAKING: Former Clinton Mob Lawyer Max Stier Corrects His Statement: "I was the guy who grabbed Kavanaugh's penis and shoved it in the girl's face--except it was Corey Booker and there was no girl." Developing ...

Posted by: Manufactured News Network at September 17, 2019 08:14 PM (Ndje9)

95 Donnie Hotcakes and Marla Maples

mmmmm

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:14 PM (786Ro)

96 Ola Dems,

You are not going to get Kavanaugh impeached
You are going to lose the 2020 election
PDT is going to name another Justice to replace RBG

Have a nice day.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (84LPL)

97

But even playing along with the media's increasingly fantastical version of alt-reality:



The left is a denial of reality. Socialism works. Boys are girls and vice versa. They are destroying this country by imposing their twisted view of life on us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (IuCSU)

98 NYT's Maggie Haberman Brags That the NYT Already Had the Information that Leland Keyser Was Pressured by Ford's Friends; But Then Gets Quiet When Asked, "Why Didn't the NYT Report It, Then?"

Proof that she's an idiot. Did she not anticipate that question?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (jpBkc)

99 lso, just read on LI that the world's greatest climate expert, Greta
Thunberg, has accepted a Democrat invitation to testify(yes testify) in
front of Congress on Thursday.

***

Hey its just the Dem's own version of The Children's Crusade.



Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (WdocV)

100 Thank you Ace.

Ignoring the Severino/Hemingway blockbuster is another article of Leftist Activist MSM faith. They must get together monthly, square away their worldviews and sacrifice a goat, because their hive mind is astounding.

They hate Mollie for pulling no punches, and the NeverTrumpers hate her because they are smallminded scum of the earth bridge trolls, who care only about their Arlington addresses and Meile dish washers. Honesty is a remote concept and patriotism is a cynical ploy to play the proles (build the dang bridge!) and not a virtue.

Fuck them all. Roast in hell, Bulwark. The NYT is going down. And all the idiot turncoats are going to choke on the dustcloud.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (NVYyb)

101 President Trump looks younger now than when he took office.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,


Both Bill Clinton and Obama aged about 20 years while in office.

Carter went from "young" to "old" in about three months during the Iran Embassy crisis coinciding with the inflation crisis.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (Q3dyo)

102 I always think Kurt must be using a old version of goolag translate to convert from Romulan to Engrish.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)

Ahh, Herr Kommisar!
Romulan, Rumanian, Roman, Remainin.
No wonder It gets confused.

Posted by: RI Red at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (6kwVS)

103 >>He had a bad habit of bending over and sticking his face at crotch level when he met world leaders. Made me cringe whenever I saw footage of his debasement of self and country. No one respected him or feared him. They *liked* him and that's what's important to the left.



I'm not sure how many like liked him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5hmqDuuCRk

(Never gets old)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (bDqIh)

104 "Wow, California's ban on travel to Iowa's really gonna hamstring Kamala Harris's presidential campaign."


Posted by: aka Ted Cruz trollmeister at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (Ut9W7)

105 In the back room he was everybody's darling.... a hustle here, a hustle there....

Lou Reed. Nice.

Kitchens of Distinction might have some apropos lyrics as well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (ykYG2)

106 I still want Greenland.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)

107 Mollie wrote a book?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (uDh3k)

108 The actor who played Jabba the Hut was actually Nadler, right? I mean, all he needs is a little make up.

Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (3SIip)

109 Time to go back to calling these "reporters" and "journalists" the "Democrat Activists with Bylines" that they are.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (Mo1SD)

110 Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (Q3dyo)

Is that picture you linked some sort of shaved orangutang?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (O4YGa)

111 re 73: Obama, Kerry, Hillary... they're the really smart people who can have big thoughts about big issues, and so far as their ilk are concerned, if they can't handle a problem then no one can. Could Trump have made that deal with Iran? I think not!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (ZqRa6)

112 The left is a denial of reality. Socialism works. Boys are girls and
vice versa. They are destroying this country by imposing their twisted
view of life on us
***


Not exactly. They believe they can change reality with "good thoughts". As long as EVERYONE thinks "good thoughts".
And they've arrived at the viewpoint the only way to get there is to get rid of all those "bad thinkers" out there.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (WdocV)

113 >>>Swalwell: "So every note you take of the President, you put in a safe? How big is that safe?"

Lewandowski: "It's a big safe, Congressman. There's a lot of guns in there."

Swalwell is so triggered.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y37sgxno

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)


{{{Tami}}}

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (Ut9W7)

114 Why are New York Times reporters Robin Pogrebin, Kate Kelly and Maggie Haberman still employed?


Why is this question not viral?



It is not viral because approximately 50% of the nation has decided that they cannot face reality, and want to be spoon fed lies. The MSM wants to tell lies, so really, it's a match made in heaven,

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (gdfZ0)

115 Anybody up in here see my bitch?

Posted by: Kurt's Bitch Haver at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (OneoG)

116 I still want Greenland.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM



You got the munchies?

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (786Ro)

117
Trump's entire presidency is simply a long-game strategy to discredit the NY Times, so their building loses brand value, so he can then buy it out from under them for cheap and then build a massive new Trump Tower on Times Square lot. Everything he's done - -everything -- is all just a real-estate gambit!
Posted by: zombie

======

He hit upon the simplest scheme in the world.

1 - Get elected president of the United States.
2 - Execute real state plans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (13CQC)

118 >>>They hate Mollie for pulling no punches, and the NeverTrumpers hate her because they are smallminded scum of the earth bridge trolls, who care only about their Arlington addresses and Meile dish washers.

they hate her because she embarrasses them by reading books and documents instead of just bullshit on twitter, which is what they all do.

They pose as the Smartest People in the Room, but my God, the thought of reading something longer than a tweet is anathema to them.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (PbpT7)

119 Excess in the smearing of good people, in defense of the Progressive agenda, is no vice.

Posted by: Popular Attitude Among the Left at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (CDGwz)

120 They really feel no compunctions about killing the unpeople.

It's easy to see how the Left killed so many millions in the last century.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

121 If I were the woman who the female reporter claimed was too drunk to remember Kavanaugh's penis in her hand, I would sue the shot out of her and Max Stier.

Funny how Hillary Clinton's attorney was the only one at this drunken party who was sober enough to remember what happened.

Everyone else was too drunk so they forgot, but Hillary's attorney friend remembers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (gAXBD)

122 James Taylor sez " Shower the People With Love"... and that'll fix everything.....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (90T4r)

123 The actor who played Jabba the Hut was actually Nadler, right? I mean, all he needs is a little make up.
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (3SIip)

Actually, Nadler is Jabba the Hut wearing make up and a girdle.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (O4YGa)

124 Tami, thanks for reposting, that's the first I've seen that. I'm still laughing.
Scroll down the comments on the tweet, love the gifs people are posting.

These jerks think they are so important. When they get a snark pushback, they try to act like the little bullies they are, LOL. Going to contempt Lewandoski., right.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (uGKjl)

125 110 Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:15 PM (Q3dyo)

Is that picture you linked some sort of shaved orangutang?
Posted by: Surfperch


I'm not shaved. I just have allopecia.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (Q3dyo)

126 Their latest fake story is a "cousin" of Trump re-telling
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 08:08 PM

What was he, 8 years old?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (COzlW)

127 And they are on the same damn show, so he's basically saying that
instead of keeping up on current events, he's hanging out in bars and
having flirt-fights with other undersexed cucks just like him.
***

I remember when Jonah's mom was on Hillary's Fort Marcy Park list. Now he essentially works for Hillary.


What a Quisling.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (WdocV)

128 All the news thats fit to print. that wasn't fit to print so it gets spiked.

Posted by: raimondo at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (KXm0E)

129 I mean, these faggot cuck retards really prefer tweeting all day about Crazy New Fast Food Menu Items! and Marvel Movies and What Was On TV Last Night.

Read a book? Read a document you're, ahem, reporting on?

That's crazy. That would take time and effort and also knowing how to read.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)

130 I still want Greenland.

I still want an emotional-support supermodel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)

131 >>rump's entire presidency is simply a long-game strategy to discredit the NY Times, so their building loses brand value, so he can then buy it out from under them for cheap and then build a massive new Trump Tower on Times Square lot. Everything he's done - -everything -- is all just a real-estate gambit!



Psssst!
If he could do the same with a building on Turtle Bay it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (bDqIh)

132 Cat Stevens... er... Yusef Islam sez, "allahu akbar, Joo"....that'll fix everything....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (90T4r)

133 Is that picture you linked some sort of shaved orangutang?
Posted by: Surfperch

I'm not shaved. I just have allopecia.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (Q3dyo)

I'm not going to google that.

Posted by: Surfperch, thankful he lives underwater at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (O4YGa)

134 I just have allopecia.
Posted by: zombie

Allopecia? She my cousin!

Posted by: Miklos, with hot sauce in his manpurse at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (QzkSJ)

135 He had a bad habit of bending over and sticking his face at crotch level when he met world leaders.

Force of habit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (jpBkc)

136 James Taylor sez " Shower the People With Love"... and that'll fix everything.....
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM



Imagining Russian call girls singing that while standing on a bed in a Moscow hotel.

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:20 PM (786Ro)

137 Their latest fake story is a "cousin" of Trump re-telling
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."



When no one was looking, Lex Luthor Donald Trump
took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

138 Everyone else was too drunk so they forgot, but Hillary's attorney friend remembers.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (gAXBD)


The guy never forgets a schwanz, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 08:21 PM (t+qrx)

139 The actor who played Jabba the Hut was actually Nadler, right? I mean, all he needs is a little make up.
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM (3SIip)


To pretty him up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 08:21 PM (jpBkc)

140 Whew.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:22 PM (oVJmc)

141 The actor who played Jabba the Hut was actually Nadler, right? I mean, all he needs is a little make up.
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:16 PM

Hope Hicks should've dressed up like Princess Leia with the buns and the bikini for her testimony. He would've become totally unglued.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:22 PM (COzlW)

142 I just have allopecia.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (Q3dyo)


*curt nod*

Excellent choice.

*puts notebook in apron*

I'll be right back with your drinks.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 08:23 PM (t+qrx)

143 I haven't lost friends over Trump (though I have a LOT of liberal friends, being in Denver).



But, the key here is: I haven't ever made friends with Leftists, because I have impeccable taste.



Now, I can't help my family. I've had a couple of family members who
can't roll with the Big Dog, and hate my part of the family for
supporting him.



Oh well. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:14 PM (EuOUw)

Thats how you do it. I have zero leftist friends, never did, never will. I have nothing in common with them. Fortunately, no leftists in the family either.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 08:23 PM (9Om/r)

144
Their latest fake story is a "cousin" of Trump re-telling
how Trump once "stole pancakes" and "forgot about a relative's death."

***

But the real pressing question - how many scoops of ice cream did he eat?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:23 PM (WdocV)

145 Hope Hicks should've dressed up like Princess Leia with the buns and the bikini for her testimony. He would've become totally unglued.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:22 PM (COzlW)

He might have sprung a stiffy..ewww

Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:23 PM (3SIip)

146
Another funny one was Emerald Robinson of OAN. She burned Jonah and some other cucks down to the waterline in a very incisive column about NeverTrump.

That fat fag pretended that he had not only never heard of Robinson, but also that he didn't know what OAN was.

OAN doesn't have a wide audience, but if you're part of the Conservative Media Ecosystem™ ya damn well know what OAN is.

Jonah is SUCH a little bitch-maid drama queen. A middle school mean-girl.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:23 PM (EuOUw)

147 re 99: saw on Fox news earlier that NYC has given all 1.1 million of their mostly illiterate school kids the day off for the Climate Change Day of Protest (or whatever it's called.) White kids will be playing video games on their phones and black kids will be out shooting hoops, but the NY Times will tell us that a million NYC school kids participated in the protest.

and I'm sure that AOC will drive up in a car with solar panels on the roof to participate.
And Keith Olbermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (ZqRa6)

148 Yay, raimondo! Nice to see you buddy.

Although you did come up with an accurate quote of the NYT masthead, and then a cogent extrapolation of the masthead, what you didn't do was to explain what it was you're talking about.

Are you talking about the title of the post you're commenting on? "the Information that Leland Keyser Was Pressured by Ford's Friends"? Because I submit that this information is eminently fit to print.

Unless the NYT is just Carlos Slim's personal blog and the masthead, a lie. Perish that thought!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (ykYG2)

149 Hope Hicks should've dressed up like Princess Leia with the buns and the bikini for her testimony. He would've become totally unglued.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:22 PM (COzlW)


*blinks rapidly*
*imagination goes into hyperspace*
*hits plaid, loses coherence, drools slightly*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (zXlV/)

150 yone else was too drunk so they forgot, but Hillary's attorney friend remembers.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM

He's like Pepperidge Fahm, he remembuhs.

Hillary probably has blackmail pics of him leading guys around by the member.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (COzlW)

151 Rep Andy Barr says 300+ votes to pass USMCA, but predictably Pelousy is stalling the vote cuz Orange Man BAD.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (WWS2B)

152 Watching Benjamin Netanyahu on France24 right now. He is speaking Hebrew and the translator is speaking French. My brain is going to explode.

They are waiting for the ballots from Broward County.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (gAXBD)

153 Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)

If you want proof that it's possible to write without being able to read, just go on Twitter.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (O4YGa)

154 Read a book? Read a document you're, ahem, reporting on?



That's crazy. That would take time and effort and also knowing how to read.


"They literally know nothing."

- some other fellator of TFG referring to imbecile "reporters" that I can only guess have been hand-picked exactly for that reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (HaL55)

155 122 James Taylor sez " Shower the People With Love"... and that'll fix everything.....

It's what I been sayn all along. JT say it an erbody be like "aww."

Posted by: R Kelly at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (OneoG)

156 It is not viral because approximately 50% of the nation has decided that they cannot face reality, and want to be spoon fed lies. The MSM wants to tell lies, so really, it's a match made in heaven,
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 08:17 PM (gdfZ0)

It's not viral because .01% of the country cares about the NYT's. The Times is doing this because it keeps the MSM, Fox and Mark Levin screaming about it.

If you just assume everything the Times publishes, right down to their stupid theater reviews and recipes are lies, filled with errors and misrepresentation, an assumption held by the vast majority of the country, you're health and sanity will remain in good shape.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:25 PM (uGKjl)

157 They are waiting for the ballots from Broward County.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (gAXBD)

How many Chads can there be in Israel?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 08:25 PM (Hn6S7)

158 OAN spreads his seed on the ground, right?

Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2019 08:25 PM (COzlW)

159 Netanyahu thanking Trump in his speech for his support of Israel.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:26 PM (gAXBD)

160 Yay, raimondo! Nice to see you buddy.

Although you did come up with an accurate quote of the NYT masthead.....Perish that thought!


Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Now that was just mean.

Posted by: Miklos on tap at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

161 If you want proof that it's possible to write without being able to read, just go on Twitter.

Wassup!

Posted by: raitardo! at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

162 No serious, ah shit, I just willowed myself."

Beats the alternative

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (6qErC)

163 Imagine if Trump were able to buy a controlling interest in the NYT and announced it was going dormant and re-launched after he left office.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (rnXGe)

164 I know Chad of the Bethseda, he was King David's tennis coach, but I think he is a fairly bit player in Torah.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (Hn6S7)

165 Isn't acknowledging Keyser was pressured indicative that Blasey Ford's story was a lie?


Maggie Haberman's not too bright, is she?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

166 re 146: OAN called the election for Trump about 2:30 AM, before anyone else. And a lot of their news anchors are good looking, too.

and I finally got to bed, happy as could be, knowing that Hillary was flinging empty vodka bottles at everyone in the room

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (ZqRa6)

167 Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (Q3dyo)


How did you get my baby picture?

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 08:28 PM (Ut9W7)

168 That Lewandowski, eh? How about that...a Senate run too.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 17, 2019 08:29 PM (thQkh)

169 And Keith Olbermann is a twat.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (ZqRa6)
-------
Nicely put, that's precisely how it will play out. And as frustrating as that is, I appreciate your last line for it made me belly laugh.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 08:29 PM (WWS2B)

170 re 165: we should have all known that Classy Blassie Ford's story was crap when we learned that the "she's deathly afraid of flying" was total crap.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:29 PM (ZqRa6)

171 129
I mean, these faggot cuck retards really prefer tweeting all day about
Crazy New Fast Food Menu Items! and Marvel Movies and What Was On TV
Last Night.



Read a book? Read a document you're, ahem, reporting on?



That's crazy. That would take time and effort and also knowing how to read.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)

---
Didn't you hear???? Battlestar Galactica is getting ANOTHER reboot!

Stop the presses! Let's all talk about our favorite episodes of that overwrough West Wing in Space crap.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

172 So I got road blocked by Trump's Bay Area visit today. I assumed it was some big Whig Democrat and I was pissed, but knowing it was Trump now makes me strangely pleased. You couldn't cross over highway 85 and it snakes all through my city. Total lockdown.

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (QCc6B)

173 Yeah Lew gonna do senate too. Should be good.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (WWS2B)

174 Yeah, I know, I shouldn't be cruel to raitardo, but if he doesn't want people calling him out for his incoherent rambling, then he should either work pour faire cohérer his rambling, or he should go back to ESL class.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (ykYG2)

175 They are waiting for the ballots from Broward County."

Or is it the coward of the county?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (6qErC)

176 Pardon my French.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (ykYG2)

177 172 So I got road blocked by Trump's Bay Area visit today. I assumed it was some big Whig Democrat and I was pissed, but knowing it was Trump now makes me strangely pleased. You couldn't cross over highway 85 and it snakes all through my city. Total lockdown.
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (QCc6B)

Ohhh, he is in enemy territory

Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (3SIip)

178 124 Tami, thanks for reposting, that's the first I've seen that. I'm still laughing.
Scroll down the comments on the tweet, love the gifs people are posting.


Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (uGKjl)

Yeah, they're are some good ones!

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (cF8AT)

179 we should have all known that Classy Blassie Ford's
story was crap when we learned that the "she's deathly afraid of flying"
was total crap.


Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:29 PM (ZqRa6)


The Hanover Fist voice she was using was also a clue.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (9Om/r)

180 we should have all known that Classy Blassie Ford's story was crap when we learned that the "she's deathly afraid of flying" was total crap.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach

She's clearly not deathly afraid of lying, so it's not like somebody just misheard.

Posted by: Miklos, with sadly few Beach Friends at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

181 Maggie Haberman's not too bright, is she?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

---
She seems determined to blow through every warning gate regarding libel law.

More power to her.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (cfSRQ)

182 167 Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:19 PM (Q3dyo)


How did you get my baby picture?
Posted by: Hawthorne


I hacked your phone. They have NSA malware tools to do that through the Internet now. If your phone is within bluetooth distance of your computer, I can hack it. Got your photo library AND your Social Security number.

I can hack all y'alls phones.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (Q3dyo)

183 Didn't you hear???? Battlestar Galactica is getting ANOTHER reboot!"

Lgbbqte in space?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (6qErC)

184 Inviting Lewandowski into the Senate Democrat's dog and pony show was like inviting a lion into a den of rabbits.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (gAXBD)

185 177 172 So I got road blocked by Trump's Bay Area visit today. I assumed it was some big Whig Democrat and I was pissed, but knowing it was Trump now makes me strangely pleased. You couldn't cross over highway 85 and it snakes all through my city. Total lockdown.
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (QCc6B)

Ohhh, he is in enemy territory
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:31 PM (3SIip)

It was for the fundraiser that Will and Grace were peeing their pants about.

Hope he raised a shit ton.

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (cF8AT)

186 They are waiting for the ballots from Broward County.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:24 PM (gAXBD)

Hey, It's a long drive for crying out loud.

Posted by: Fat Sal in his Buick LeSabre at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (Z+IKu)

187 >>>Didn't you hear???? Battlestar Galactica is getting ANOTHER reboot!

Stop the presses! Let's all talk about our favorite episodes of that overwrough West Wing in Space crap.


YUP. I was going to post that as a blow-off post but it just felt beneath everyone, even as a blow-off.

That's an AllahPundit move. That, and posting about new KFC menu items.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)

188 OANN is an excellent news channel. I mean, they actually report news. Not only from the USA, but world wide news. Not that I really am desperate to know everything going on in some principality in Eastern Europe, but I feel like I've been informed after watching it for a half hour. Whereas I feel like I've been assaulted by half a dozen opinions on Fox and forget watching CNN or MSNBC.

Best of all, the commercial list is short between segments of news. I am not treated to repeats of Limu Emu and Doug seven times an hour , alongside Jamie from Progressive, and State Farm Insurance, We seen it, We've covered it.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (uGKjl)

189 172 So I got road blocked by Trump's Bay Area visit today. I assumed it was some big Whig Democrat and I was pissed, but knowing it was Trump now makes me strangely pleased. You couldn't cross over highway 85 and it snakes all through my city. Total lockdown.
Posted by: Max Power


Trump's HERE???

Where???

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (Q3dyo)

190
Blasey-Ford was like Strzok, in that none of the news dorks could figure out how to say her dumb name. I heard Blazy, Blacey, Blozzy, Blossy, Blazzy, Blassy.

Still can't figure out how to say the lyin' bitch's name.

Two-Door Ford works for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (EuOUw)

191 God I am hoping this is the end for the New York Fcuking Times. I've hated it as long as I can remember. And I grew up in NY.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (VaN/j)

192 re 161: it's like "Rap" - you can call yourself a musician even though you can't play an instrument, write music, read music, carry a melody, or even speak a language.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:33 PM (ZqRa6)

193 I was promised there would be no math or simple arithmetic in this presidential election.

Anybody want to have an IQ test with me? How about a smartiness test about things... important numbery things and stuff.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 08:33 PM (pw+jk)

194 We can't spare Mollie. She fights.
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:05
***************
.... with precision.
I hope she has a bodyguard.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 08:34 PM (wiXsO)

195 Yay. #wokestargalactica.

They had a non #woke version in the '70s, with Penis Starbuck. It was kind of stupid. They had an okay version in the 2000s with Vagina Starbuck. It was good for two seasons counting the opening miniseries as the pilot.

I don't want to see Gender Fluid Starbuck.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:34 PM (ykYG2)

196 We can't spare Mollie. She fights.
Posted by: Hands


Why does it seem like so many on the right who have balls are wimmens?

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (tH5fk)

197 That, and posting about new KFC menu items."

Hey, we can throw our same ingredients into a bowl. Call it lo carb! It'll be gold!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (6qErC)

198 Someone needs to complain to the FEC that the NYT has to register as a political action committee.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (gAXBD)

199 I know that when I sit down to watch a science fiction show, I'm there for the politics and arguments about fuel management.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (PbpT7)

200 After Kav's team indicated they'd need some exact dates so they could check the date of the alleged assault, there was an "Aw shit" moment, and it turned into a meeting engagement for her team.

No plans had been made that included her testifying, or contacting corroborating witnesses. It was all supposed to end with Collins and Flake and Murkowski telling PDT "We'll vote no, withdraw the nomination."

So, yeah, in a panic, they probably made some threats.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (8AONa)

201 Ah, here we go:

http://www.ktvu.com/news/politics/ protest-likely-to-greet-trump-fundraising-trip-in-california-1#/

"PORTOLA VALLEY, Calif. (AP/KTVU) -- President Donald Trump is making a rare visit to California, a Democratic stronghold where he is expected to rake in millions of dollars during a series of fundraisers for his reelection effort that are being met by wealthy supporters as well as jeering protesters.

Late Tuesday morning, Air Force One touched down at Moffett Field in Mountain View, making this Trump's first trip to the Bay Area as president...."

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:35 PM (Q3dyo)

202 191 God I am hoping this is the end for the New York Fcuking Times. I've hated it as long as I can remember. And I grew up in NY.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2019 08:32
**********
You ain't seen nothing yet.
They're just getting started.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (wiXsO)

203 zombie- at undisclosed locations in SF and LA.
Supposed to be a bunch of antifa demonstrations.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (84LPL)

204 YUP. I was going to post that as a blow-off post but it just felt beneath everyone, even as a blow-off.



That's an AllahPundit move. That, and posting about new KFC menu items.





Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)

---
I saw it surface at work and almost projectile-vomited on my monitor.

For one thing, the BSG reboot sucked rocks. It was a thing "cool people" liked and a ton of GOP cucks pretended it was awesome so they could sit with the jocks and cheerleaders at lunch.

I did a brutal takedown on it on bleedingfool.com and set a personal record for hate comments.

The show was beaten by re-runs, but its fans make Trekkies look sober, rational and restrained.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (cfSRQ)

205 KFC needs to come up with an Orange Chicken Badass sandwich.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (COzlW)

206 It was good for two seasons counting the opening miniseries as the pilot.

***

Yes, the first couple of seasons were very good. And then they turned it into one of the dumber War on Terror metaphor shows/movies.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (WdocV)

207 Didn't this sitting on scoops for the book start with that Halperin guy and his partner?

Posted by: Iblis at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (1mpw4)

208 NY Times:

All the News That's Shit in Print.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (ZqRa6)

209 The IMPORTANT THING is that it COULD have been true!

You know, like Poland could have attacked Germany on Aug 31, 1939

Corrections on p 68 below the ad for Truvada, unless we run out of ink that day. Could happen, you know.


Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:10 PM (ZqRa6)

===
See just because there is no proof that it happened, does not mean that it did not happen.
We need to impeach Poland for interfering with the Third Reich and Hitler and Stalin's plan to help Poland!!

Posted by: Kamalatoe Harris at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (pw+jk)

210 "Trump exited the plane, gave the crowd a few fist bumps, shook hands with Harmeet Dhillon, a San Francisco attorney who is also California's Republican National Committeewoman, and got into a limousine to head to the secretive luncheon.

Dhillon called his Portola Valley fundraiser an "unmitigated success" with an estimated 400 guests who attended and that the president raised $4 million.

Ahead of the visit, there was a shroud of mystery surrounding the exact location of the event. KTVU had confirmed that Palo Alto and Mountain View police were notified of his visit. Even the guests weren't officially told. They met in an office parking lot in Palo Alto, before getting shuttled to a home in Portola Valley. They were told to check in their cell phones before they entered the party.

In an unusual move, Trump campaign officials - not his top donors - were listed as sponsors of the event. Dhillon said there were concerns that Antifa, an anti-fascist group, could stir violent protests."

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (Q3dyo)

211 oh, the other thing the Twitter Shut-Ins all had to comment about today was a vague mention of a *possible* Princess Bride remake.

if they don't want to be in the politics business anymore, they should go. No one wants them anyway. They're just keeping those slots from actual conservative writers.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (PbpT7)

212 Leftists lie with the ease you breath

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (ZCEU2)

213 watching some highlights of the lewindowski hearing. pretty funny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (r+sAi)

214 Poland was asking for it.

Posted by: New York Times at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (gAXBD)

215
zombie- at undisclosed locations in SF and LA.
Supposed to be a bunch of antifa demonstrations.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (84LPL)

-------

zombie - I know you can find them. And then release your hideous changeling to tear them all asunder.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (EuOUw)

216 zombie- at undisclosed locations in SF and LA.

Supposed to be a bunch of antifa demonstrations.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:36 PM (84LPL)

Target rich environment for the SS.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 08:37 PM (9Om/r)

217 Didn't you hear???? Battlestar Galactica is getting ANOTHER reboot!"


I've been rewatching the original lately. In some ways its as bad as I remember, in some ways a bit better.

I didn't know that it was pushed from TV movie to series by the network over the objections of the producers, and as such didn't have adequate time to prepare scripts or effects.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:38 PM (oVJmc)

218 I hope the SS are on full alert..the lefty crazies here have fantasies..

Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:38 PM (3SIip)

219 I hope Trump had Air Force One fly about 50 feet over Dr. Chrissy's house.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 08:38 PM (COzlW)

220 >>>
For one thing, the BSG reboot sucked rocks. It was a thing "cool people" liked and a ton of GOP cucks pretended it was awesome so they could sit with the jocks and cheerleaders at lunch.

I never watched it so I wouldn't know. It didn't strike me as something I'd be interested in.

What I remember from that era, with all of these fucking faggot cucks shrieking about BSG, was thinking, "Wow, these socially-isolated jerkoffs are really, really passionate about fucking television shows, aren't they? Like how old grannies used to talk about Their Shows and would never miss Their Shows."

That was kind of a turn-off to me.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)

221 I don't want to see Gender Fluid Starbuck."

That's not gender fluid, it's....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (6qErC)

222 Trump's HERE???

Where???
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (Q3dyo)

No one knows. Invitation only fund raiser and after the stupid actors declared they were going to write down the names of every person attending and make sure they never work in Hollywood again. Trump's campaign decided to have people meet at a location in which they will be shuttled to a secret spot for the party to be held. I'm assuming they will be driven to an underground garage, etc. with no press allowed.

The left is really starting to wear on people.

By the way, in conjunction with this story the AM, Fox said Trump has raised $124 M compared to the closest Dem, Warren , who has raised $34M.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (uGKjl)

223 Democrats are like "Hey, Fatso, don't bring Lewandowski back. And whose bright idea was it to call him in the first place?"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (gAXBD)

224 KFC just needs to come up with fried chicken.

Crap they serve now ain't fried chicken.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (Z+IKu)

225 and then the fucking walking dead

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)

226 From the Trump article:

""I'm clearly against Trump," said Sandi Engel of Portola Valley, saying the president is full of "hate and lies" and that she disagreed with him on everything from guns to immigration. "I think he's a coward to come to such a small town like Portola Valley. ..."

Ummm -- Obama went to Portola Valley (and to adjacent Peninsula enclaves) about 50 freakin' times between 2007 and 2016. But I didn't see you complaining then.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (Q3dyo)

227 Poland was asking for it.
---
She was flying a MAGA red flag - obviously a bunch of fascists.

Posted by: The NYT at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (WdocV)

228
Dhillon called his Portola Valley fundraiser an "unmitigated success" with an estimated 400 guests who attended and that the president raised $4 million.

Posted by: zombie

======

Holy smack. I bet the gods of Sili Valley would love to get hold of the attendee list. Heck, so would I.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 08:40 PM (3EPLG)

229 189
Trump's HERE???

Where???

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:32 PM (Q3dyo)


Zombie's going to photobomb a Trump appearance.

Only we won't know it when it happens.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2019 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

230

Remember the episode when they stumbled upon
the casino planet?

Posted by: Soothie at September 17, 2019 08:40 PM (IkqSn)

231 when I sit down to watch a science fiction show, I'm there for the politics and arguments about fuel management.

I was a math / ancient med civ major. I can handle politics and fuel management in my entertainment. I'm all about the Asimov. To a point.

What this world really needs right now is Lawyers In Space. (Yes, we will provide ace, Insomniac, my mom and AtC with suits.)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (ykYG2)

232 >>>Remember the episode when they stumbled upon
the casino planet?

i think that might have been like part 2 of the first one. Or maybe it was the second full episode.

yes, I vaguely remember bee-like creatures and sealing people in honeycombs.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (PbpT7)

233 Remember the episode when they stumbled upon

the casino planet?
***

Right after the Cyclons killed 90+% of humanity.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (WdocV)

234 I never watched it so I wouldn't know. It didn't strike me as something I'd be interested in."

Finally sat and watched a bit about 3 years ago. Still don't get the hoopla. It blew chunks.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (6qErC)

235 I've been rewatching the original lately. In some ways its as bad as I remember, in some ways a bit better.



I didn't know that it was pushed from TV movie to series by the
network over the objections of the producers, and as such didn't have
adequate time to prepare scripts or effects.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:38 PM (oVJmc)

---
I've been doing the same. I think it does pretty well, given the time. Lots of original features, plus Starbuck was far more interesting as a guy who starts as a cad but begins to mature.

If you want to see my screed:
https://tinyurl.com/y52ph46a

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (cfSRQ)

236 Target rich environment for the SS.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

USMC

Posted by: Miklos, with suggestion at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (QzkSJ)

237 What this world really needs right now is Lawyers In Space. (Yes, we will provide ace, Insomniac, my mom and AtC with suits.)

***

Like real ones?

Without spacesuits?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (WdocV)

238 218 I hope the SS are on full alert..the lefty crazies here have fantasies..

Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 08:38 PM (3SIip)

I think he's already left Cali.

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (cF8AT)

239 For one thing, the BSG reboot sucked rocks. It was a
thing "cool people" liked and a ton of GOP cucks pretended it was
awesome so they could sit with the jocks and cheerleaders at lunch.



I never watched it so I wouldn't know. It didn't strike me as something I'd be interested in.



What I remember from that era, with all of these fucking faggot
cucks shrieking about BSG, was thinking, "Wow, these socially-isolated
jerkoffs are really, really passionate about fucking television shows,
aren't they? Like how old grannies used to talk about Their Shows and
would never miss Their Shows."



That was kind of a turn-off to me.





Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)


The BSG reboot was a fucking dumpster fire. It had me rooting for the cylons to wipe out that wandering missing tribe of humanity.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (9Om/r)

240 ""I'm clearly against Trump," said Sandi Engel of Portola Valley, saying the president is full of "hate and lies" and that she disagreed with him on everything from guns to immigration. "I think he's a coward to come to such a small town like Portola Valley. ..."

Ummm -- Obama went to Portola Valley (and to adjacent Peninsula enclaves) about 50 freakin' times between 2007 and 2016. But I didn't see you complaining then.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (Q3dyo)

Portola Valley, the only place where you'll see $2,000 cars parked in front of $10,000,000 homes.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (O4YGa)

241 >>>I didn't know that it was pushed from TV movie to series by the
network over the objections of the producers, and as such didn't have
adequate time to prepare scripts or effects.

there's a documentary about this on YouTube. Strangely, I watched it last month, despite not caring about the old BSG.

Yes, all rushed in a very short amount of time. Scripts were being written on day of the shoot.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (PbpT7)

242 Right after the Cyclons killed 90+% of humanity.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (WdocV)

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That was part of the pilot. The casino didn't get the memo because the bug people intervened.

That creeped me out as a kid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (cfSRQ)

243 All I know about BSG was there was a hot Canadian chick.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 08:42 PM (tH5fk)

244 Crap they serve now ain't fried chicken."

Neigh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (6qErC)

245 i think that might have been like part 2 of the first one. Or maybe it was the second full episode.


It opened with a three-parter (which was released to theaters as a feature film).

The first hour is good, very tight and moves well. Then they wind up on Space Vegas for Ep. 2, which is really filler before the space battle Ep. 3.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

246
Target rich environment for the SS.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

USMC
Posted by: Miklos, with suggestion at September 17, 2019 08:41 PM (QzkSJ)

--------

GNADCCC.

Get a whole construction battalion at one stroke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (EuOUw)

247 @realDSteinberg
Following Following @realDSteinberg
More
NEW Ilhan Omar update:

I am publishing new, exclusive material on @IlhanMN tomorrow.

I focus on a key piece of unpublished info contradicting Omar's public statements. Due to its nature, I'm hopeful this info leaves MN media feeling it has no choice but to follow up.


This guy has done all the work exposing Omar...and shaming MN press.

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (cF8AT)

248
Has there been no true account of Hillary's reaction as Election Night unfolded? At the end, did she say with somber dignity, "The People in their wisdom have spoken and we must respect their decision for the good of the country."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (7rVsF)

249 The latest reboot of Battlecuk Gattica is going to be the best.
Prove me wrong... and do my wife... but mostly just do my wife.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (pw+jk)

250 California is almost like being in Iran

The Republicans are like the ladies in "Reading Lolita in Tehran"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (84LPL)

251 layersandlayersandlayersandlayers of fact checkers. So many effin' layers of fact checkers ... isn't that enough for you cretins?
Sincerely ours, the New ... York ... Times.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2019 08:44 PM (Pqytn)

252 >>>247 @realDSteinberg
Following Following @realDSteinberg
More
NEW Ilhan Omar update:

I am publishing new, exclusive material on @IlhanMN tomorrow.

I focus on a key piece of unpublished info contradicting Omar's public statements. Due to its nature, I'm hopeful this info leaves MN media feeling it has no choice but to follow up.


This guy has done all the work exposing Omar...and shaming MN press.

...

I'll be taking extensive notes on your work and then later pretending I never saw it, babe.

Posted by: Tiana Lowe, Cooch-Blogger for the Cucked-Out Washington Examiner at September 17, 2019 08:44 PM (PbpT7)

253 @mzhemingway

Guess who caught the New York Times' Kavanaugh authors in another huge error? This time in the Atlantic. "Witnesses Defended Kavanaugh. NYT Authors Falsely Claimed Silence"

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 08:44 PM (wiXsO)

254 Republicans in California state gov't are a joke

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 17, 2019 08:44 PM (QkPts)

255 coming soon: Battlestar Gaylactica!

phooey.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:45 PM (ZqRa6)

256 For one thing, the BSG reboot sucked rocks.



The original Banana Splits Guy was better?

Posted by: Miklos, not a pop culture type at September 17, 2019 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

257 and yes, Tiana Lowe is pathetic.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:45 PM (ykYG2)

258 A very lefty acquaintance cancelled his NYT subscription after Trump won the election. He felt they had deliberately underplayed Trump's chances, which of course they did.

So for any reasonably honest person, the Times' chicanery will have an effect.

Given that the NYT has repeatedly demonstrated their willingness to lie for the left, I'm beginning to wonder if there's anyone on the planet who actually still considers them a reputable news source. I know people say they do, but maybe they're lying.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (hjaPQ)

259 Portola Valley is the Cubic Zirconium on the chain of wealthy suburbs running from The City to Almaden.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (O4YGa)

260 I never watched it so I wouldn't know. It didn't strike me as something I'd be interested in.



What I remember from that era, with all of these fucking faggot
cucks shrieking about BSG, was thinking, "Wow, these socially-isolated
jerkoffs are really, really passionate about fucking television shows,
aren't they? Like how old grannies used to talk about Their Shows and
would never miss Their Shows."



That was kind of a turn-off to me.





Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)

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They took every redeeming feature of the original and smeared progressive talking point excrement over it. It was hot, smoking garbage.

Some dweeb actually did a youtube response to my take-down. No kidding, and it's 30 minutes long! I couldn't even make myself watch it, this guy was so painfully lame.

And yet Allahpussy and Goldberg were all about it, hanging on each and every episode like it was Twin Peaks on crack.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (cfSRQ)

261 California is almost like being in Iran

The Republicans are like the ladies in "Reading Lolita in Tehran"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (84LPL)

I have several friends who live in Northern California and in the eastern valleys. It's the big cities that are destroying CA, not the rest of the state. Just like in other states with a couple of large population centers run by Dems, they outvote due to population the rest of the state, imposing their idiot ideas on the rest.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (uGKjl)

262 The best part about the last Battlestar Galactica was that Tricia Helfer became known enough to pose in Playboy.

Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (+m8Oo)

263 and then the fucking walking dead


pronhub channel?

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)

264 @parscale

.@realDonaldTrump rally in NM was a data gold mine.

45K people registered for tickets (94% from within NM)

78% of registrants matched to voter file

Over 20% voted in 1 or 0 of last 4 elections (9.3%=0, 11.5%=1)

52% male, 48 % female

40% Latino

31% Democrat



Whoa!

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:47 PM (cF8AT)

265 The New York Times needs to fire David McCraw. He is the partisan source of all of their corruption.

Google him.

Rat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 08:47 PM (gAXBD)

266 Portola Valley is a recreation of nicer towns like Atherton or Woodside, built out of cheap materials on worthless land.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:47 PM (O4YGa)

267 Grace Park's clone scene. Oh my.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (ykYG2)

268 Didn't you hear???? Battlestar Galactica is getting ANOTHER reboot!

Stop the presses! Let's all talk about our favorite episodes of that overwrough West Wing in Space crap.




Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)


The one with Lloyd Bridges was pretty good so was the one with Patrick Macnee.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (M4E/B)

269 featuring the SS Bulkwart!

Captain Krystal!

And introducing Jeb Bush as Mr Spock!

Watch the first episode before the sponsors all bail on us!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (ZqRa6)

270 Take it to the streets:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzBBBrKfjIQ

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (Ut9W7)

271 Holy smack. I bet the gods of Sili Valley would love to get hold of the attendee list. Heck, so would I.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


At a very similar Obama event in 2010 I scooped the world by taking a photo fo the guest list, which a Dem operative was foolishly flapping around in her hands:

https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2011/04/23/ obama-visits-the-slush-fund-bay-area/?singlepage=true

"A White House staffer checked every arrival against an official guest list.

{pic}

Even if you arrived on foot, you still had to be on the list, and were given a once-over by the Secret Service.

{pic}

I began to notice that the White House staffer was being very lackadaisical about protecting the list. She often stood just a few feet from us rubberneckers with the list dangling in plain view. Could I resist snapping a couple pictures of it? Of course not!

The guest list

I already made a separate blog post about the guest list; click here if you want to read it or link to it as a stand-alone entry. Otherwise, just keep reading below since I've pasted that separate post in its entirety here. (And if you've already read it, then skip the next few photos and scroll down for the continuation of this report -- there's plenty more!)

Obama's $3 million S.F. dinner -- the complete guest list

Craig Newmark, Cissie Swig, Steve Westly and will.i.am each happily dropped $35,800 to dine with President Obama at billionaire Marc Benioff's San Francisco home Wednesday evening. These are just some of the 85 famous names on the fundraiser's guest list which was plainly visible to rubberneckers as attendees checked in. Combined, Obama's take for the 90-minute event was a cool $3 million -- or $3,043,000 to be exact (85 guests x $35,800 each)....

...

List of attendees at Marc Benioff's $35,800/plate Obama fundraiser:

Page 1
Denise Bauer

Russell Benioff

Joelle Benioff

Lynne Benioff

Marc Benioff

...etc."


Heh.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (Q3dyo)

272 >>>And yet Allahpussy and Goldberg were all about it, hanging on each and every episode like it was Twin Peaks on crack.


sad fat lonely men need hobbies besides degenerate alcoholism and trolling Craisglist for dates for their wives

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (PbpT7)

273


Starbuck is no longer a woman replacing a man. Starbuck is now a man becoming a woman.
Commander Adama will now be woke....with a very special interest in the youth of the fleet...and will see former Safe Schools Czar Jennings in his first acting role.

And Sexy Number 6 will bring back the same wardrobe but now be played by....Barack Obama!

Posted by: Battlestar Gaylactica at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (WdocV)

274 Apparently Surfperch really dislikes Portola Valley.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (uGKjl)

275 Is there a "Hitler learns the NYT botches a hit on Kavanaugh" video yet?

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (AMIL/)

276 Whoa!
Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:47 PM (cF8AT)

-------

Yup. Trump won off of Dem/nonvoter votes last time, and he'll do it again this time, but more bigly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (EuOUw)

277 The best part about the last Battlestar Galactica was that Tricia Helfer became known enough to pose in Playboy.
====
That WAS great. Nothing gets a bull all riled up like that issue and it gives me more time to contemplate if a hot dog is a sandwich... spoiler alert, it's not it is what the bull gives my wife.
Fight Me

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (pw+jk)

278 Tricia Helfer. That's it!

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (tH5fk)

279 Portola Valley is where all the Lotto winners move to feel like they actually accomplished something.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (O4YGa)

280 Jen, I was raised there and still have a small amount of family in Northern CA but they just keep their heads down or have become full blown libs.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (84LPL)

281 re 261: and cheat as needed.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (ZqRa6)

282
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 17, 2019 08:50 PM (KCxzN)

283 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 08:50 PM (t+qrx)

284 I have several friends who live in Northern California and in the eastern valleys. It's the big cities that are destroying CA,

***************

Seeing the map it's like a deep blue line right along the coast of almost all California. If that suddenly dropped into the Pacific from an earthquake California would be brick red for the next 50 years.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

285
It opened with a three-parter (which was released to theaters as a feature film).



The first hour is good, very tight and moves well. Then they wind
up on Space Vegas for Ep. 2, which is really filler before the space
battle Ep. 3.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

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Some of the multi-part episodes later are quite good. "Gun on Ice Planet Zero" is solid and oddly prefigures Empire Strikes Back.

"War of the Gods" has some nice twists as well. "The Living Legend" is great and naturally the remake turned Commander Cain into a dyke who supervises rape-tortures of her former lover.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:50 PM (cfSRQ)

286 And Sexy Number 6 will bring back the same wardrobe but now be played by....Barack Obama!"

They'll "work in" Reggie Love. And Mr. Obama

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (6qErC)

287 btw, I don't have anything against BSG.

It's just that... I think we need more bullying.

In the old days, you'd get bullied for being too weird. If you spazzed out like a fucking spaz over BSG, someone would tell you, "For God's sakes, be cool, man," and you'd get the hint that you were being weird and a fucking spazz and you would turn down your little boy enthusiasm down to an acceptable level.

But the internet has this unfortunate thing of empowering spazzes, dipshits, weirdoes, and fuckfaces so that they feel normal being stupid little bitchboy cunts. And they really shouldn't. They need to be bullied into behaving more like proper men.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)

288 but just to maintain some continuity, Seven of Nine will be played by Lena Dunham. Yum.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (ZqRa6)

289 Apparently Surfperch really dislikes Portola Valley.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (uGKjl)

It beats where I live by a mile, but it's the laughingstock of all the other ultra-wealthy towns along the Peninsula.

The thing I said about the cars is actually true, though.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 08:52 PM (O4YGa)

290
I liked the new BSG -- well, Tricia Helfer and Grace Park. And Katee Sackoff.

But the ending was so bad, I've never watched it again. Ron D. Moore should pay for that. Dearly.

I've got the entire thing on a DVD set, but never have watched it. That's how bad the ending was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 08:52 PM (f1Vqw)

291 Ben Had, Benny had his first obedience class last night. The trainer awards a class champion. That sucker is ours!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2019 08:52 PM (uDh3k)

292 Don't you know you're talking about a revolution
It sounds like a whisper

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2019 08:52 PM (e8kgV)

293
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 17, 2019 08:52 PM (KCxzN)

294 289 Apparently Surfperch really dislikes Portola Valley.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (uGKjl)

It beats where I live by a mile, but it's the laughingstock of all the other ultra-wealthy towns along the Peninsula.

The thing I said about the cars is actually true, though.
Posted by: Surfperch


Is that where the whole Ken Kesey house was, and the hippie cars are still there -- while the houses have dectupled in value?

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:53 PM (Q3dyo)

295 Tricia Helfer and Grace Park. And Katee Sackoff."

6 great reasons to watch...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:53 PM (6qErC)

296 But the internet has this unfortunate thing of empowering spazzes, dipshits, weirdoes, and fuckfaces so that they feel normal being stupid little bitchboy cunts.



That needs to go in the SUNDAY edition of the NYT.

To enjoy with frappucino and raisin bagels.

Posted by: Miklos, ed. at September 17, 2019 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)

297 Hilarious sock fail.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 08:53 PM (uDh3k)

298 I had a friend (well, still do, but we lost touch) who saw True Romance before I had a chance to.

We both wound up loving the movie.

But here's the review he provided me with:

"It's pretty good. It's *solid.*"

The emphasis on *solid* told me, "this is really good." But because he wasn't some piss-pants little boy about it, and always spazzing out enthusiastically about this or that, I could tell from a simple emphasized *solid* that he meant very good. He didn't have to up the ante by squeeing like a 10 year old girlboy about it.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:54 PM (PbpT7)

299
There is some calendar with Tricia, Katee, and Grace park getting nekkid together out there.

Let me see if I can find it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 08:54 PM (f1Vqw)

300 sad fat lonely men need hobbies besides degenerate alcoholism and trolling Craisglist for dates for their wives

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:48 PM (PbpT7)

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The funny part was that feminists absolutely LOVED the show because of course all the men were basically emasculated.

I guess watching eunuchs prancing around starships makes you feel better about your pathetic earth-bound existence.

I can see why they found Dirk Benedict debating whether he wanted blonde or brunette on a given evening triggering and "patriarchal."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:54 PM (cfSRQ)

301 Seeing the map it's like a deep blue line right
along the coast of almost all California. If that suddenly dropped into
the Pacific from an earthquake California would be brick red for the
next 50 years.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

====
This is true. I'm in that thin blue line and this used to be Reagan Country. It is insane but I'm a block from the beach and even I'm thinking of moving because of fucked up politics.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 08:54 PM (pw+jk)

302 Maud'dib, How fantastic. Thank You so much for the picture. You will be seeing it again.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:54 PM (84LPL)

303 Oh wait, that was La Honda, a mile down the road.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 08:55 PM (Q3dyo)

304 Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the Milky Way
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2019 08:55 PM (e8kgV)

305 Dhillon said there were concerns that Antifa, an anti-fascist group, could stir violent protests."

--

I love how the media keeps slipping that in there and relying on the public to eventually just believe it the same way they believe in global warming and the shrinking middle class becoming poorer (instead of richer, which is actually happening).

Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 17, 2019 08:55 PM (+m8Oo)

306
But the internet has this unfortunate thing of empowering spazzes, dipshits, weirdoes, and fuckfaces so that they feel normal being stupid little bitchboy cunts. And they really shouldn't. They need to be bullied into behaving more like proper men.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)

-------

Spazzes are spazzes by virtue of the fact that they're abnormal. They'd gravitate to other spazzes and form a small group that gets tormented by everyone, until they'd figure out they wanted to get laid one day, cut off the rat-tails, put away the Magic cards.

Until the internet.

Then they could find online spaz groups with thousands of other spazzes who celebrated spazzery and spazzed the fuck out with them. And so it feels "normal" to be a spaz, so long as you stay on Twitter and never leave.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:55 PM (EuOUw)

307 Hilarious sock fail.
Posted by: Muad'dib

The ensuing is the best part!

Posted by: Miklos, watching the trailer at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (QzkSJ)

308 and if you want me to run again and restore respect to my family's Republican Party, chip in three dollars or whatever you can!

Posted by: !Jeb Bush at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (ZqRa6)

309
The calendar is called "Acting Outlaws". They've done several. You can image search that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)

310 But the internet has this unfortunate thing of empowering spazzes, dipshits, weirdoes, and fuckfaces so that they feel normal being stupid little bitchboy cunts.


And then they become mainstream and masculinity becomes 'toxic.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

311 There is some calendar with Tricia, Katee, and Grace park getting nekkid together out there.

Let me see if I can find it."

For just suggesting that, you are a great American!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (6qErC)

312 a medium of communication that makes Jonathan V. Last feel normal and accepted is a deeply flawed medium of communication that needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (PbpT7)

313 This is absolutely not the blog to be posting busty nekkid girl on girl pics on. For shame.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)

314 Just asked my 15 year old what was the population of the US. He said, "About 350 million but probably closer to 390 million if you include illegals."


Slo Joe somehow missed that day when they did numbers. Bet Corn Pone knows.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (nRWPy)

315 Jen, I was raised there and still have a small amount of family in Northern CA but they just keep their heads down or have become full blown libs.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (84LPL)

One has to marvel at how Tom Selleck has managed to be conservative, a former NRA board member, and an Independent devotee to Ronald Reagan and was able to keep working.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (uGKjl)

316 ZOMBIE IS TRUMP

REEEEEeeeeeeee!!!!!!!11!!

Posted by: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!! at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (QkPts)

317
We're Balkanizing ourselves...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
--------------

"Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted." -- Vladimir Lenin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (CDGwz)

318
But the internet has this unfortunate thing of empowering spazzes, dipshits, weirdoes, and fuckfaces so that they feel normal being stupid little bitchboy cunts. And they really shouldn't. They need to be bullied into behaving more like proper men.

I'll give you something really to cry about.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 08:58 PM (7rVsF)

319
Given that the NYT has repeatedly demonstrated their willingness to lie for the left, I'm beginning to wonder if there's anyone on the planet who actually still considers them a reputable news source. I know people say they do, but maybe they're lying.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Brit Hume was on TV tonight saying how they used to be so "straight." I immediately thought of Walter Duranty and Herbert Matthews.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 08:58 PM (aKsyK)

320 re 304: I remember that song. At least I remember a song like that from like 20 years ago. Pretty song. One hit wonder

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 08:58 PM (ZqRa6)

321 287
btw, I don't have anything against BSG.



It's just that... I think we need more bullying.



In the old days, you'd get bullied for being too weird. If you
spazzed out like a fucking spaz over BSG, someone would tell you, "For
God's sakes, be cool, man," and you'd get the hint that you were being
weird and a fucking spazz and you would turn down your little boy
enthusiasm down to an acceptable level.



But the internet has this unfortunate thing of empowering spazzes,
dipshits, weirdoes, and fuckfaces so that they feel normal being stupid
little bitchboy cunts. And they really shouldn't. They need to be
bullied into behaving more like proper men.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)

---
I hated hated the reboot. The original was fun, campy but had good parts.

And when I did my little screed on it, all the furies of hell descended on me. Funny stuff.

But now people do in fact act like spazzing out is the Highest Form of Manhood, and twirling your under-used weiner in anticipation of the next GoT episode is the socially responsible thing to do.

Men of maturity and taste totally fixate on Young Adult-level fiction.

Then again, Kevin Williamson did date a high school chick and Jonah Goldberg's loss of virginity has yet to be definitively proven. (Yeah, he has a daughter, but he's also a the bar a lot during the week).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 08:59 PM (cfSRQ)

322 This is absolutely not the blog to be posting busty nekkid girl on girl pics on. "

Neigh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 08:59 PM (6qErC)

323 did the NY Times in mid Sep 1939 have news stories about how Russia invaded Poland from the east to protect that part of the country from Hitler?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (ZqRa6)

324 I never watched BSG although I know some people liked it. I couldn't get past the Ponderosa guy as a lead.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (nRWPy)

325 One has to marvel at how Tom Selleck has managed to be conservative, a former NRA board member, and an Independent devotee to Ronald Reagan and was able to keep working.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (uGKjl)


It's no mystery.

Posted by: The bearskin rug on Tom Selleck's chest at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (t+qrx)

326 Spazzes are spazzes by virtue of the fact that
they're abnormal. They'd gravitate to other spazzes and form a small
group that gets tormented by everyone, until they'd figure out they
wanted to get laid one day, cut off the rat-tails, put away the Magic
cards.



Until the internet.



Then they could find online spaz groups with thousands of other
spazzes who celebrated spazzery and spazzed the fuck out with them. And
so it feels "normal" to be a spaz, so long as you stay on Twitter and
never leave.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 08:55 PM (EuOUw)

===
This is exactly what I said the first time I read democrat underground or kos back in 2002.
They let the abinormals think they are normal. Sadly they are now the "normal" of the demofascist party now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (pw+jk)

327
Brit Hume was on TV tonight saying how they used to be so "straight."

How long was Anthony Lewis - "The Man Who Was Wrong About Everything" - a columnist?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:01 PM (7rVsF)

328 I couldn't get past the Ponderosa guy as a lead."

Kept waiting for him to break into a dog food ad...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:01 PM (6qErC)

329 >322 This is absolutely not the blog to be posting busty nekkid girl on girl pics on. "

Neigh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2



Are you well?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:01 PM (uDh3k)

330 One has to marvel at how Tom Selleck has managed to
be conservative, a former NRA board member, and an Independent devotee
to Ronald Reagan and was able to keep working.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 17, 2019 08:57 PM (uGKjl)

---
I'm rewatching Magnum P.I., up to season 3. Lots of tropes, but also some really great moments.

I miss those days. Seeing the show reminds me of all we've lost.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 09:02 PM (cfSRQ)

331
I never watched BSG although I know some people liked it. I couldn't get past the Ponderosa guy as a lead.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (nRWPy)



Hoss had a hell of a time trying to squeeze into the cockpit of a Viper

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (M4E/B)

332 Are you well?"

Deep.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (6qErC)

333 323 did the NY Times in mid Sep 1939 have news stories about how Russia invaded Poland from the east to protect that part of the country from Hitler?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (ZqRa6)


I don't know, but I'll bet that about two months later it was running stories of Finland's naked fascist aggression against the peace-loving USSR!

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (AMIL/)

334 I couldn't get past the Ponderosa guy as a lead."
Kept waiting for him to break into a dog food ad...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:01 PM (6qErC)

Or start talk singing "Ringo".

"But on his grave they can't explain
The tarnished star above the name of Ringo...."

Ringo, Ringo.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (Z+IKu)

335 @CINESTATE
NBC unveils yet another new streaming service, this one loaded with original programming like a reboot of Battlestar Galactica and sequels to Saved by the Bell and Punky Brewster. And people say Hollywood is out of ideas!

--------

@SonnyBunch
6 hours ago
Sonny Bunch Retweeted CINESTATE
I'm not saying the folks at Cinestate will regret giving me access to the Twitter feed, but I'm not NOT saying that, either.

=========================


OMG, ace they're rebooting Saved by the Bell and Punky Brewster too! Color me THRILLED.

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (786Ro)

336 did the NY Times in mid Sep 1939 have news stories
about how Russia invaded Poland from the east to protect that part of
the country from Hitler?


Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 09:00 PM (ZqRa6)

====
IIRC, the NYT had a tough time deciding which cock they sucked, Hitler's or Stalin's. When Hitler invaded they wen full on Stalin's cock sucking and never stopped.

Either way the NYT "betters" love them some totalitarian authoritarianism.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (pw+jk)

337 I'm watching Mindhunter. It's set in the 60s and early 70s and isn't 'woke' yet.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (nRWPy)

338
Whoa!

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 08:47 PM (cF8AT)


If that is accurate, then Trump just broke another hole into the Great Wall of Blue.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (zXlV/)

339 Hoss had a hell of a time trying to squeeze into the cockpit of a Viper"

Ok, that's funny right there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (6qErC)

340

OK, I honestly feel bad for Corn Pop, now.

This guy was a down, dirty-ass OG from the day, and now he's the butt of jokes on Tucker and AoS. Sad!

Biden owes Corn Pop an apology.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (EuOUw)

341 DNC theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAZXVmGPhBM

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (Ut9W7)

342 OK, I hate to be the slow boat in the thread, but when someone posts BSG, that is Banana Splits Guy to me. Which is obviously not what is being discussed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (uDh3k)

343

Here's a photo of the trio in that calendar shoot:

They're wearing assless chaps, but have panties on, which is just wrong:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4atojxf

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)

344 OMG, ace they're rebooting Saved by the Bell and Punky Brewster too! Color me THRILLED.

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (786Ro)


Can a Webster reboot be far behind?

*squeee*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (zXlV/)

345 And they really shouldn't. They need to be bullied into behaving more like proper men.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)

That's just what a cis heteronormative patriarchal genocidal oppressor such as yourself would say.

Which reminds me. There's a YouTube ad that says something like: Genderless androgynous fashion - men's clothing for women's fashion.

I kid you not.

I didn't click on the video because I didn't want YouTube to start suggesting weird stuff or playing weird ads.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (9hauA)

346 OMG, ace they're rebooting Saved by the Bell and Punky Brewster too! Color me THRILLED.

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (786Ro)

---
Goldberg will live-tweet every fricken episode.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (cfSRQ)

347 They did both until operation barbarossa

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (6qErC)

348 re 165: we should have all known that Classy Blassie Ford's story was
crap when we learned that the "she's deathly afraid of flying" was total
crap.
*****

Diane Feinstein drug her out of a dumpster at the 11th hour with a rape/sexual misconduct allegation. That's when most of us knew it was a load of crap. This entire episode was a Hail Mary to protect Roe v Wade. It is amazing how many Americans will allow someone to lie to them when they want the lie to be true.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2019 09:06 PM (h1jJh)

349 >Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (9hauA)



You may not be there now, but how was it?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:06 PM (uDh3k)

350 339
Hoss had a hell of a time trying to squeeze into the cockpit of a Viper"



Ok, that's funny right there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 201909:03 PM (6qErC)

---
The unofficial name of the F-16 is the "viper" and it's from the original BSG.

No kidding.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 09:06 PM (cfSRQ)

351
Magnum was Little YD's shit... I was not a demanding child, and was happy with whatever. But I insistently demanded loud floral-print shirts so I could be like Magnum, until I got them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:06 PM (EuOUw)

352 alas, i'm not an ace endorsed anything. my life sucks. and, corn pop is still deader than fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

353
OK, I hate to be the slow boat in the thread, but when someone posts BSG, that is Banana Splits Guy to me. Which is obviously not what is being discussed.
Posted by: Muad'dib


It's that old woman on the supreme court.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 09:07 PM (aKsyK)

354 Here's a photo of the trio in that calendar shoot:"

Wow.

Nice calendar

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (6qErC)

355 Saved by the Bell and Punky Brewster


I quit watching TV sometime around 1977 and didn't resume until recently and only then just Tucker and Masterpiece, maybe some mystery stuff.

WTF is a punky brewster? Like a pungent ale?

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (nRWPy)

356 342 OK, I hate to be the slow boat in the thread, but when someone posts BSG, that is Banana Splits Guy to me. Which is obviously not what is being discussed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (uDh3k)


Yeah, same here.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

357
Here's another one from the calendar, which is my speed. Dat ass, doh, if you know what I mean. Tiny little image is all I could easily find:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2mgkjg6

That's Katee and Tricia, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (f1Vqw)

358 BSG does not equal RBG.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (uDh3k)

359 The Boob Fairy was... kind, to Punky Brewster during her adolescence.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (ykYG2)

360 Trying to find reliable info on Israel's election.

Here's what I've found so far:

Exit polls show Netanyahu trails Gantz

Election too close to call

Vox is reporting Netanyahu won.


So there ya go...something for everyone. Sheesh.

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 09:09 PM (cF8AT)

361
BSG = Battlestar Galactica. I've seen maybe two episodes, planned to watch more, and never did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:09 PM (EuOUw)

362 WTF is a punky brewster? Like a pungent ale?"

Overly hoppy IPA

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:09 PM (6qErC)

363 didn't punky have boob reduction surgery?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

364
The 2019 Michigan MoMe is this weekend!!!

Join us September 20 & 21 in the greater metropolitan area of Chelsea, Michigan for the festivities.

Friday night, we dine in Hell. Literally. We'll be at the Hell Saloon in Hell, Michigan for dinner around 6:30-ish. After dinner, we'll return to the cabin campsite built on the cursed ancient Indian burial ground just down the road from the state prison for the criminally insane for ukulele practice.

During the day on Saturday, we'll be hanging out at the cabin, whittling entire trees into toothpicks & just generally relaxing. The roundtable discussion topic this year is "IKEA Shelving: Threat or Menace?", followed by small unit tactics practice.

Saturday evening we'll go in to town for diner at the BBQ joint around 4:30; after which we'll return to the campsite for a large thermal event & pants-less dancing to the finest ukulele band in all the land.

If you have a sense of adventure & questionable judgement, there are a limited number of berths still available in the bunk-house style cabin. Let us know if you plan on over-nighting on site.

Click the link in the sidebar (or in my nick) for more details.

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 17, 2019 09:09 PM (KCxzN)

365 >352 alas, i'm not an ace endorsed anything. my life sucks. and, corn pop is still deader than fuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:07 PM (KP5rU)



Buck up Cheesehead. Come to Chippewa and we'll have a time.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (uDh3k)

366 358 BSG does not equal RBG.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (uDh3k)


I can never keep them straight. Which one goes in Chinese food?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (fk+ov)

367 I quit watching TV sometime around 1977 and didn't resume until recently and only then just Tucker and Masterpiece, maybe some mystery stuff.

--

I remember seeing a gag in some movie where a main character lived a similar life. IIRC he turned on a TV after decades of not watching anything and it was a rerun of the last show he'd watched.

Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (+m8Oo)

368 "But on his grave they can't explain

The tarnished star above the name of Ringo...."



Ringo, Ringo.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 09:03 PM (Z+IKu)


You know it don't come easy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (sqrfz)

369 We're in an alternate universe where soon only remakes of crappy shows from yesteryear are beamed into our personal internet devices to propagandize us, right? Only to be extra evil Spock doesn't have a goatee so we can't tell.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 09:11 PM (+qBkz)

370 But I insistently demanded loud floral-print shirts so I could be like Magnum, until I got them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

But from that kinda weird guy Higgins.

Posted by: Miklos, not suggesting nothing at September 17, 2019 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

371 Here's another one from the calendar"

You're gonna put kdbear out of business

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:11 PM (6qErC)

372 365; you're on!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)

373 And people say Hollywood is out of ideas!


Hollywood is not about ideas. It's about re-marketing existing intellectual properties and trademarks.

It's more about lawyers than art.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 09:11 PM (oVJmc)

374 Battle Star Galactica, thanks YD. guess I need to get out more.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:12 PM (uDh3k)

375
List of attendees at Marc Benioff's $35,800/plate Obama fundraiser:

Page 1
Denise Bauer

Russell Benioff

Joelle Benioff

Lynne Benioff

Marc Benioff

...etc."


Heh.
Posted by: zombie

======

Freakin' awesome.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 09:12 PM (13CQC)

376 -
--
BSG does not equal RBG.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (uDh3k)



I can never keep them straight. Which one goes in Chinese food?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM
--------------------
No, no. In your coke.

Posted by: Me Chinese at September 17, 2019 09:12 PM (RVcmP)

377 OK, I honestly feel bad for Corn Pop, now.



This guy was a down, dirty-ass OG from the day, and now he's the butt of jokes on Tucker and AoS. Sad!



Biden owes Corn Pop an apology.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (EuOUw)


I believe that Corn Pop is dead. Not by Biden's hands as far as we know

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:13 PM (sqrfz)

378 >Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 17, 2019 09:05 PM (9hauA)



You may not be there now, but how was it?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:06 PM (uDh3k)

Amazing. I want to go back soon.

And my tour group was blessed to see the northern lights.

It's an amazingly beautiful country with nice people. I hope they get to maintain their unique culture and not get bullied into becoming "diverse" or metropolitan. The average high during the height of summer is 52 degrees, so that might help, LOL. We were decked out in full winter regalia in September.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 09:13 PM (9hauA)

379
Yeah, I found the nekkid girl/girl pics of Katee and Tricia. (Doesn't show anything, but they're nekkid).

But since that's so disgusting (I can't even) I won't post it.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yypfb6wb

Whoops, sorry about that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:13 PM (f1Vqw)

380 That's Katee and Tricia, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (f1Vqw)

---
Lame.

No, beyond lame. Pathetic.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 09:14 PM (cfSRQ)

381 I believe that Corn Pop is dead. Not by Biden's hands as far as we know
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Biden put Corn Pop back in chains.

Posted by: Miklos, almost literally, almost at September 17, 2019 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)

382 Whoops, sorry about that."

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:15 PM (6qErC)

383 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4atojxf

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)


You, good sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 09:15 PM (BiNEL)

384 356 342 OK, I hate to be the slow boat in the thread, but when someone posts BSG, that is Banana Splits Guy to me. Which is obviously not what is being discussed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:04 PM (uDh3k)

Yeah, same here.
Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2019 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

Battlestar Galactica

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 09:15 PM (cF8AT)

385 But since that's so disgusting (I can't even) I won't post it.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yypfb6wb

Whoops, sorry about that.
Posted by: publius

*considers replacing garden gnome*

Posted by: Miklos, decorative and festive at September 17, 2019 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

386 It's like these people live in ideological bubbles.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 17, 2019 09:16 PM (hYUjK)

387 >
It's an amazingly beautiful country with nice people. I hope they get to maintain their unique culture and not get bullied into becoming "diverse" or metropolitan. The average high during the height of summer is 52 degrees, so that might help, LOL. We were decked out in full winter regalia in September.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 17, 2019 09:13 PM (9hauA)



I've never been. My friends that have said the best time of year to go was when you went. Northern lights are always special. We get them here a few times per year in the winter.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:16 PM (uDh3k)

388 Report: Colin Kaepernick's agent is contacting teams with quarterback injuries




And they are replying LOLGF

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:17 PM (8/Go+)

389 HGTV is redoing the Brady house back to it's original look.

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 09:17 PM (cF8AT)

390 53 Americans died in mass shootings in August -- and 40,000 died from obesity...

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Well, they're bigger targets. Of course they're gonna go for the "side of a barn" targets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 09:17 PM (+y/Ru)

391 battlestar galactica was fucking stupid. ben cartwright driving a plastic spaceship? almost as lame as flesh gordon. needed more roy coffey.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:18 PM (KP5rU)

392 31
7 After trump got swore in first we were Russia's bitch, now we are the Saudi's bitch



Posted by: Kurt at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (qcBnU)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE BARKY BOWED SO LOW TO MIDDLE EASTERN POTENTATES THAT HE WOULD BANG HIS FOREHEAD ON THEIR WANGS. IT WAS A FEATURE NOT A BUG.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler at September 17, 2019 09:18 PM (9dzlp)

393 53 Americans died in mass shootings in August -- and 40,000 died from obesity...

It really is absurd how obese (fat) people are now.

I mean, damn.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 09:19 PM (tH5fk)

394
I can't compete with kbdabear. That man should be honored somehow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:19 PM (f1Vqw)

395 Colin Kaepernick's agent is contacting teams with quarterback injuries

He hates America, is a showboat, and - we now know - is a ghoul.

I can't imagine why any self-respecting team wouldn't want that in its locker room.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)

396 388
Report: Colin Kaepernick's agent is contacting teams with quarterback injuries




And they are replying LOLGF


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:17 PM (8/Go+)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE....WAIT NO ITS NOT.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (9dzlp)

397 That man should be honored somehow."

Hmmm.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (6qErC)

398 >>>They hate Mollie for pulling no punches, and the NeverTrumpers hate her because they are smallminded scum of the earth bridge trolls, who care only about their Arlington addresses and Meile dish washers.

they hate her because she embarrasses them by reading books and documents instead of just bullshit on twitter, which is what they all do.

They pose as the Smartest People in the Room, but my God, the thought of reading something longer than a tweet is anathema to them.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 08:18 PM (PbpT7)

And although they conceive of themselves as erudite and genteel, she is classier and vastly more intelligent and wise (and less emotional) than they are.

Sad.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (9hauA)

399 Czech Chick is your first name Adriana ?

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (B+t5k)

400 And so it begins . . .

UPDATE: Bungled gene experiment creates deadly 'super mosquitoes'...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (+y/Ru)

401 I can't compete with kbdabear. That man should be honored somehow.
Posted by: publius

She offered her honor
He honored her offer

Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

402 ITS FUNNY CAUSE....WAIT NO ITS NOT.
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler


Ben wins this thread; we're done here

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 09:21 PM (ykYG2)

403

The school district of Fort Worth, Texas unanimously voted Tuesday to uphold the June 2019 firing of one of its teachers after she made demeaning comments on social media.

In early June Fort Worth ISD fired Georgia Clark, a Carter Riverside High School teacher, for making demeaning comments on social media. In a series of tweets that have since been deleted, Clark called on President Trump to "remove the illegals from Forth Worth."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 09:22 PM (aKsyK)

404 402; so is BEN.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

405 I believe that Corn Pop is dead. Not by Biden's hands as far as we know


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 09:13 PM (sqrfz)


It was an atomic head butt what killed him.


Word of Biden

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at September 17, 2019 09:22 PM (9dzlp)

406 400 And so it begins . . .

UPDATE: Bungled gene experiment creates deadly 'super mosquitoes'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 09:20 PM (+y/Ru)

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I was so hoping this was a joke.

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 09:23 PM (RU4sa)

407 Word of Biden
Posted by: Joe Biden's

Flying Dentures of Death, man.

Posted by: Joe "Hands On" Biden at September 17, 2019 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

408 We get them here a few times per year in the winter.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:16 PM (uDh3k)

Very nice. Are you in Alaska?

Oh, and the final treat was flying over part of Greenland on the way back. No sign of human activity - it was just icebergs and a massive expanse of snow and mountains.

Trump should be able to buy it cheap.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 09:23 PM (9hauA)

409
Back in those days, a Negro couldn't just go to the pool. But times were changing, and the scent of freedom was in the air.

One morning, I wanted to bend the arc of history toward progress in Wilmington. Enough was enough; it was time for me to take a stand.

Well, actually, it was a dive. A dive for justice.

The board was only three meters high, but as I climbed that ladder of hope, it looked like a mile to me.

Little did I know, I would not feel those cool, cleansing waters of redemption. Not on that day.

The voice of the cruel white Aquatic Center overseer, Joe "Cracker Jack" Biden, snapped like a whip: "Hey Esther, off the board or I'll come up and drag you off!"

I knew he meant business. Hanging my head in shame, I retreated to the pool parking lot. But that wasn't enough for Cracker Jack. He pursued me outside, his wrathful fist wrapped in a chain of oppression.

"I'm sorry I called you Esther..." he said menacingly, "it's an insult to white womanhood! Now get your ass outta here before I show you what happens to uppity Negros in Delaware."

It was the most humiliating day of my young life.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 09:24 PM (EuOUw)

410 Never been a big fan of Corey Lewandowski. But his address to Eric Swalwell as "President Swalwell" while being deposed, reminds me of Trump.

Posted by: CornPop was a Bad Dude at September 17, 2019 09:24 PM (HsMQu)

411 Car smashes into lobby of Trump Plaza in New Rochelle, NY.

At WZ.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 09:24 PM (JcXHH)

412 corn pop took a header off that diving board doing his best esther williams. that damn swim cap killed his gangsta ass. rest in peace, corn pop.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

413 I sort of love that Colin Kaepernick is hoping to be competitive against injured quarterbacks.

Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 17, 2019 09:24 PM (+m8Oo)

414 Colin Craperdink can't hold my jock strap!

Posted by: A.Rape Brown at September 17, 2019 09:25 PM (Z+IKu)

415 The next time I care what a liberal thinks about anything will be the first.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 09:25 PM (uEbPt)

416 The NY Times is a mouse fart compared to the power of The Algorithm.

Just for fun I Googled Proud Boys, which brings us to the Wikidpedia page all about "neo nazi alt right hate group" etc etc. Of course the only "violence" the Proud Boys have engaged in was essentially fighting back when attacked by AntiFa in NYC.

Google Anti Fa: "anti fascism... born in Europe in the 1920s" yada yada. Even on the news selections: all the "Proud Boys" is about their "alt-rightism, white supremicism" but the news articles about anti-fa are mostly "attacked by Alt-right" and claims about Anti Fa "by alt right debunked.." etc.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 17, 2019 09:25 PM (SqopC)

417 ITS FUNNY CAUSE....WAIT NO ITS NOT.
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler

Ben wins this thread; we're done here
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 09:21 PM (ykYG2
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DQ as BEN ROTHLISBERGER does not appear in all caps.

Posted by: CornPop was a Bad Dude at September 17, 2019 09:27 PM (HsMQu)

418
I remember a MAD parody of the original BSG. It had Lorne Greene as "Commander Adammit" (I think), saying, "Hoss, Little Joe! Saddle up the vipers and let's ride! Uh, fly. I forget which show I'm on. Apollo, Starbuck! ..."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:27 PM (f1Vqw)

419 I can't compete with kbdabear. That man should be honored somehow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:19 PM (f1Vqw)

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The Croix de Derriere, with sash and Order of the Garter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:27 PM (EuOUw)

420 >
Oh, and the final treat was flying over part of Greenland on the way back. No sign of human activity - it was just icebergs and a massive expanse of snow and
Trump should be able to buy it cheap.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 17, 2019 09:23

No, northern WI.


The Danes spend 60% of their national budget on subsidies for Greenland. You'd think they would be open to offers, but no. The rare earth deposits there are intriguing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:28 PM (uDh3k)

421 Nineteen

Steely Dan, Michael McDonald & Boz Scaggs
The Dukes of September Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gQKIjtPK3g

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 09:29 PM (Ut9W7)

422
Kbdabear just be the head of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the Golden Ficus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:29 PM (f1Vqw)

423 Justice for Corn Pop!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2019 09:30 PM (rnXGe)

424 I'm gonna knock ya'll back with CHAINS!!!

Posted by: Young Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

425
Steely Dan, Michael McDonald & Boz Scaggs

kick McDonald to the curb & you've got yourself a show

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 17, 2019 09:32 PM (KCxzN)

426 Sad to hear of the passing of journalist Cookie Monster Rodriguez.

/posts photo of Emily Litella

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:32 PM (Xw/fc)

427 301 Seeing the map it's like a deep blue line right
along the coast of almost all California. If that suddenly dropped into
the Pacific from an earthquake California would be brick red for the
next 50 years.

No illegals live inland ?

Posted by: clutch at September 17, 2019 09:32 PM (Z3oWA)

428 So there I was standing in a back alley staring down Corn Pop and 750 million unemployed women....

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at September 17, 2019 09:32 PM (9dzlp)

429 420 >
Oh, and the final treat was flying over part of Greenland on the way back. No sign of human activity - it was just icebergs and a massive expanse of snow and
Trump should be able to buy it cheap.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 17, 2019 09:23


Could you see our For Sale sign from the plane?

Posted by: Greenland at September 17, 2019 09:33 PM (Ut9W7)

430 dumb email of the day, Dems begging for gelt:

Polls show we can win, but if we miss this goal, we'll have to
make tough budget decisions that could cost Democrats these elections.
Can we count on you to stand with Stacey Abrams and chip in $1 right now
to elect Democrats in 2019?

Moo.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 09:33 PM (ZqRa6)

431 If I had 720 million nickels...

None of you would ever hear from me again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:33 PM (Xw/fc)

432 So there I was standing in a back alley staring down Corn Pop and 750 million unemployed women....

So many women to sniff, so little time....

Posted by: Clottin' Eye Joe at September 17, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

433 My streetname was "Lunchbucket Joe". If you met me in a rumble, you were likely to receive a lunch bucket with sharpened edge has aged in a rain barrel, across the face.

Posted by: Lunchbucket Joe at September 17, 2019 09:34 PM (HsMQu)

434 Send them a dollar donation and they will spend a hundred on you.

Posted by: Greenland at September 17, 2019 09:34 PM (Ut9W7)

435
Could you see our For Sale sign from the plane?

Posted by: Greenland


Or the giant sign on the ice, "Liberate us, Orange Man!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:35 PM (7rVsF)

436 We should have just kept Greenland and Iceland after WWII. No one would have even noticed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:35 PM (Xw/fc)

437 Or the giant sign on the ice, "Liberate us, Orange Man!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


"Will work for food at Mar-a-Lago"

Posted by: Miklosian H1B Services, LLC at September 17, 2019 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

438 If I had 720 million nickels...

None of you would ever hear from me again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:33 PM (Xw/fc)


If I had 720,000,000 nickels, I would field the most baller MoMe tour bus you could possibly imagine.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (t+qrx)

439 436 We should have just kept Greenland and Iceland after WWII. No one would have even noticed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:35 PM (Xw/fc)


And the Spratley's

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (Ut9W7)

440 >
If I had 720,000,000 nickels, I would field the most baller MoMe tour bus you could possibly imagine.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (t+qrx)



I call Wing Man!!!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (uDh3k)

441 Corn Pop was a bad dude. He was full of that high-fructose corn syrup and didn't care!

Posted by: Lunchbucket Joe at September 17, 2019 09:38 PM (HsMQu)

442 Or the giant sign on the ice, "Liberate us, Orange Man!"



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:35 PM (7rVsF)


Libero Sunkist (my latin is a little rusty)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 09:38 PM (9Om/r)

443 > She offered her honor
> He honored her offer

And all night long he was off her and on her.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:38 PM (IRd4p)

444 Internal Email from NYT:

"Hey guys, Ed from editing here. I thought Maggie Haberman and David Brock were super close? His Media Matters Kavanaugh Playbook from months ago said quite clearly that no one was supposed to disclose to the public that B-Ford's accusation was completely fabricated by By Any Means Necessary's attorney and B-Ford to stop the Kavanaugh confirmation. Did David Brock send around a new playbook, or did I miss something? Until you hear otherwise for me, continue to push the Kavanaugh Rapist Pedo angle we talked about, White Supremacy and Trump is mentally unfit to hold office. I'l check in with Huma and see if that team has any other instructions."

Posted by: NYT_EditorDesk at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (DRgs8)

445 Boofman bad!!

Posted by: New York Times at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (HsMQu)

446 Test

Posted by: Zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts !! at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (zUdXR)

447 439 436 We should have just kept Greenland and Iceland after WWII. No one would have even noticed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:35 PM (Xw/fc)


And the Spratley's

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (Ut9W7)


Fifty-four Forty or Fight!!!!

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (AMIL/)

448 > We should have just kept Greenland and Iceland after WWII. No one would have even noticed.

We should have kept France.

Note that I didn't say anything about keeping the French people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (IRd4p)

449
"Kavanaugh: Raping Women Since 1619?" - NYT headline

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:40 PM (7rVsF)

450 I am sure that the US has been discussing the financial responsibility for Greenland with Denmark for a while.

To block China from doing it.

I would not be surprised if this was Trump 11d chess to get Denmark to loudly declare Greenland not for sale just to shut down the Chinese for trying.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 09:40 PM (ZfRYq)

451 Corn Pop never kept a record player going overnight for his kids.

Posted by: Lunchbucket Joe at September 17, 2019 09:40 PM (HsMQu)

452 I call Wing Man!!!!
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:37 PM (uDh3k)


You got it.

There's got to be someone around here who's actually licensed to drive one, right?

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 09:41 PM (t+qrx)

453
Note that I didn't say anything about keeping the French people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Exiled to Quebec.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:41 PM (7rVsF)

454 kbdabear is the Grand Master of being the only twitter username I've blocked in my browser settings... can't go browsing that during work hours.

Posted by: ghost of kari at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (8IQhD)

455
I'm looking at Sean Spicer on Dancing with the Stars. That shirt. My God, that shirt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (f1Vqw)

456 >
There's got to be someone around here who's actually licensed to drive one, right?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2



I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (uDh3k)

457 > Exiled to Quebec.

Too close.

Marched to the German/Polish border at gun point, and told to keep moving east.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (IRd4p)

458 Posted by: NYT_EditorDesk at September 17, 2019 09:39 PM (DRgs

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I think it was a bit more organized than that, but not much. These people use a less comprehensive process to vet articles than I do for boilerplate, all-50-states disclosures (that nobody, including regulators, ever reads) on magazine ads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:43 PM (EuOUw)

459 I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (uDh3k)


Sweet. Now we just need $36 million.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 09:44 PM (t+qrx)

460 Corn Pop was dead. About that there was no doubt.

Posted by: Modern-day Dickens at September 17, 2019 09:46 PM (HsMQu)

461 But I insistently demanded loud floral-print shirts so I could be like Magnum, until I got them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Did a Miami Vice period follow?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)

462 I would field the most baller MoMe tour bus you could possibly imagine.
Posted by: hogmartin

There is precedent.


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074205/

Posted by: Miklosian Transport SA de CV at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

463 Corn Pop was dead. About that there was no doubt.
Posted by: Modern-day Dickens
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Dead as a door nail?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)

464 Call me Corn Pop.

Posted by: Shitty Moby Dick Rebooot at September 17, 2019 09:48 PM (Xw/fc)

465 >459 I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (uDh3k)

Sweet. Now we just need $36 million.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 09:



Isn't this the story of the Bulwark?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 17, 2019 09:48 PM (uDh3k)

466
I shudder to think what would happen if I ever used a web browser on a corporate work network.

I wonder if I'd last even a day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:48 PM (f1Vqw)

467 More from Ed:

"Whoopsie! Sorry Team 1619! Yes - of course also continue to Pump of Project 1619 (you know, the one where we're arguing that the United States true formation date is the say slaves first landed in colonial America.).

If you can't provide relevant and emotional content on the projects above, you know the fall-back. Transgender angles, preferably in the science, cooking and business sections... very unrepresented of late. Step up people. We've got commitments out there, and WAPO, CNN and MSNBC have already been calling to set the next few weeks of news angles. Carry on! (and don't forget to spray hydrogen peroxide on all fabric surfaces around your work space.) -- Ed."

Posted by: NYT_EditorDesk at September 17, 2019 09:48 PM (DRgs8)

468 I'm looking at Sean Spicer on Dancing with the Stars. That shirt. My God, that shirt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (f1Vqw)
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It looks delicious.

Posted by: Cornpop was a Bad Dude at September 17, 2019 09:48 PM (HsMQu)

469 It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a Corn Pop must be in want of a bowl, a spoon, and a pint of milk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:49 PM (IRd4p)

470
Exiled to Quebec.

Too close.

Marched to the German/Polish border at gun point, and told to keep moving east.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:42 PM (IRd4p)







Werd. Except, should have sent them to Algeria and Indochina. The Frogs desperately wanted to re-take their colonial possessions. If they wanted them that bad, should have moved the lot of them into warmer climes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2019 09:49 PM (e0p0c)

471 Corn Pop was dead. About that there was no doubt.

-
Biden is alive. For now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 09:50 PM (+y/Ru)

472 416 The NY Times is a mouse fart compared to the power of The Algorithm.

Just for fun I Googled Proud Boys, which brings us to the Wikidpedia page all about "neo nazi alt right hate group" etc etc. Of course the only "violence" the Proud Boys have engaged in was essentially fighting back when attacked by AntiFa in NYC.

Google Anti Fa: "anti fascism... born in Europe in the 1920s" yada yada. Even on the news selections: all the "Proud Boys" is about their "alt-rightism, white supremicism" but the news articles about anti-fa are mostly "attacked by Alt-right" and claims about Anti Fa "by alt right debunked.." etc.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 17, 2019 09:25 PM (SqopC)

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Same thing with VDare. Do a search and you have to scroll through many results to get the actual website. The very first is labeled VDARE.COM but goes the an SPLC webpage that reads like an about page for VDare but makes it read like they self-describe as a hate group.

Vdare should sue.

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2019 09:50 PM (I5LRE)

473 In a hole in the pavement there lived a Corn Pop.

Posted by: J.R.R. Lunchbucket at September 17, 2019 09:50 PM (Xw/fc)

474 Did a Miami Vice period follow?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)

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LOL... yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (EuOUw)

475 Never liked the taste of Corn Pops when I was a kid.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (jm1YL)

476 It was the best of times, Cornpop was the worst of dudes.

Posted by: Modern-day Dickens at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (HsMQu)

477 > Corn Pop was dead. About that there was no doubt.
Posted by: Modern-day Dickens

Had quite a music career after he moved to Jamaica and started going by his birth name, Bob Marley.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (IRd4p)

478 Did a Miami Vice period follow?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)

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LOL... yes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (EuOUw)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:52 PM (Xw/fc)

479 > Werd. Except, should have sent them to Algeria and Indochina.

Newsletter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:52 PM (IRd4p)

480 So I handled Corn Pop. Bad guy. Tough guy. But not as tough as me.

So then-true story-I went to my car, and there was A HOOK

Posted by: as told to Miklos at September 17, 2019 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

481 437 Or the giant sign on the ice, "Liberate us, Orange Man!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


"Will work for food at Mar-a-Lago"

Posted by: Miklosian H1B Services, LLC at September 17, 2019 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)


Behind the lutefisk curtain.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 09:53 PM (zXlV/)

482 Let's try that again...

Did a Miami Vice period follow?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)

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LOL... yes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:51 PM (EuOUw)

Two words: Pastel blue cargo pants. I am not proud of this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 09:53 PM (Xw/fc)

483 I remember seeing a gag in some movie where a main character lived a similar life. IIRC he turned on a TV after decades of not watching anything and it was a rerun of the last show he'd watched.
Posted by: moron robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (+m8Oo)

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Crocodile Dundee.

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2019 09:53 PM (I5LRE)

484 ok...

A - Banana Splits Galactica ladies: Grace Park is kind of flat chested. Pretty but not curvy enough for me. Nikki Cox 20 years ago was definitely curvy enough.

B - as I said earlier, if Biden's Child Tax Credit includes all women working for any American country anywhere it the world, it could add up to 720 million. It could also be another sign that Biden is already half-senile, but we don't want to talk about till after he has the nomination next year.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2019 09:53 PM (ZqRa6)

485 Corn Pop sounds like something some fag would call itself.

Posted by: Bwana Dik at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (Tnijr)

486 Ok are we talking about the cereal or some dude named Corn Pop. It s always risky just jumping in to a thread I know.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (jm1YL)

487 I know this sounds crazy, but I need the Horde's prayers.

I've been having some major anxiety issues, I believe related to our move, and have been having difficulty controlling them. Last week when Mr D was away and I was alone, was especially hard, ending in me going to the ER on Sunday with chest pain and difficulty breathing. The good news is that all of my tests on my heart and lungs were good, my blood pressure was (and still is high) though.

I saw my doctor yesterday (still with high bp) she put me on some bp meds and gave me xanax(sp?) for when my anxiety feels like I can't control it.

I think my system freaks out when there's change involved, even if it is really good change, which this move is. I've been irrationally anxious since a bad car accident 11 years ago and had it under good control for a long time, but now that the move is about 2 months away, it has reared its ugly head.

So please, Horde, please pray for me that I can shake this. I do relaxation techniques and keep reminding myself how good this change is, but I am struggling. I am praying hard myself and added ones can't hurt right?

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (SRarZ)

488 I rubs the ointment in it's eye,
or it must unzip my fly.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (UUkQp)

489 Two words: Pastel blue cargo pants. I am not proud of this.
Posted by: Circa

Here come the Prom stories....

Posted by: Miklos "Wide Lapel" Molnar at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)

490 The other Kavanagh... https://tinyurl.com/y4ghc5zt

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2019 09:55 PM (m3tRO)

491 > Corn Pop sounds like something some fag would call itself.

You're thinking of Sugar Smack.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:55 PM (IRd4p)

492 He hates America, is a showboat, and - we now know - is a ghoul.



I can't imagine why any self-respecting team wouldn't want that in its locker room.


He's a .500 QB. That's all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 09:57 PM (HaL55)

493
"anti fascism... born in Europe in the 1920s" yada yada.

-----

Fuckin' ignorant fools. I heard that Antifa punks in soccer stadiums were waving the Three Arrows.

WTF?

Sure, the Iron Front would ally with RFF and Antifa here and there against Stahlhelm/Freikorps/SA, but they were just as liable to bust Commie skulls on a normal day as the next Joe in a party paramilitary.

These idiots know nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 09:57 PM (EuOUw)

494 riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
the Delaware Negro pool where I was the only white lifeguard.

Posted by: Lunchbucket Joe at September 17, 2019 09:57 PM (HsMQu)

495 Prayers up DangerGirl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)

496 472...Same thing with VDare. Do a search and you have to scroll through ....
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Oh dude. Google search is SO more pernicious than THAT. That kind of political labeling is so 2008. The new thing is to simply disappear WrongThink from search. Period. And along with paid adverts at top results, the first X # of pages of results will be just as described, applied to search term.

AND the schtick is, they don't care that people know. The game is, if for 100 days you almost subconsciously notice search results that don't you even read, but they say "Trump Russia Connections Confirmed!" your mind can't help but process all of that negative coverage, even if you don't believe it, and don't read it. Google has had (probably now has, in large numbers) paid psychologists and advertising behavior specialists, and they know what they're doing and how people behave to perpetual messaging, and they''re perfectly satisfied (at the moment) to be merely tweaking 5 to 10% of the population to do, think or say X.

Posted by: NYT_EditorDesk at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (DRgs8)

497 491 > Corn Pop sounds like something some fag would call itself.

You're thinking of Sugar Smack.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:55 PM (IRd4p)


Sugar Smack was a gateway cereal.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (zXlV/)

498 248
Has there been no true account of Hillary's reaction as Election Night unfolded? At the end, did she say with somber dignity, "The People in their wisdom have spoken and we must respect their decision for the good of the country."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (7rVsF)

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Somebody ought to product an anthology series of that night.

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (I5LRE)

499 Rodrigo Borgia @ 492- You can just say goodbye to Cheerios then.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (UUkQp)

500
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost

*rrrrrrrrring!*... "Hello, this is the Heaven Help Desk.... DangerGirl?.... We're on it!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 09:59 PM (7rVsF)

501 Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (SRarZ)

You betcha.

And next time you go to your regular doctor, ask him/her to check your thyroid. Mine is overactive, and I can always tell when I need my meds adjusted, because what should be a low-level type of understandable anxiety (like a major move!) suddenly becomes the most horrific thing imaginable.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 17, 2019 09:59 PM (EO/G3)

502 Okay, I'm done. Can't even read numbers. Gotta move deerstands around tomorrow. Sober.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2019 10:00 PM (UUkQp)

503 So please, Horde, please pray for me that I can shake this. I do relaxation techniques and keep reminding myself how good this change is, but I am struggling. I am praying hard myself and added ones can't hurt right?

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 09:54

DangerGirl, I understand. I am in the middle of trying to sell my house and move to another state. I get up almost every morning with mild chest pains. Earlier in the year, I went to the doctor for them and had to have a stress test. The result was... yes, your heart is fine but you are stressed.

You might want to try Kava Stress Tea from Yogi Tea instead of xanax. Or even something called GABA; get the brand Pharma GABA. It's for stress, and not terribly expensive; around $20 on Ebay or Amazon.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 10:00 PM (gdfZ0)

504
I'm noticing all kinds of shit with Google searches. A couple months ago, I was looking for some fungicide. A Google search gave me a bunch of "organic" shit.

Absolutely useless ecofascist organic shit.

And things are getting very dumbed down. You cannot find hardly anything technical. It's either crap trying to sell you something or romper room level stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:01 PM (f1Vqw)

505


"So please, Horde, please pray for me that I can shake this."

Turn off the internet, take a drive to a park and decompress.

YMMV

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 10:03 PM (z8c2c)

506
Be very careful with Xanax, Dangergirl. Use that sparingly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (f1Vqw)

507
Has there been no true account of Hillary's reaction as Election Night unfolded? At the end, did she say with somber dignity, "The People in their wisdom have spoken and we must respect their decision for the good of the country."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

======

Huma dialed Obama's number for her, she took the receiver in her hands, and said quietly, "I'm sorry, Mister President."

Reportedly, that happened -- which would be fine with me. Having to apologize to the very stud who robbed her in 2008. I wonder if she addressed him as "Mister President"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (13CQC)

508 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)

509
Has there been no true account of Hillary's reaction as Election Night unfolded? At the end, did she say with somber dignity, "The People in their wisdom have spoken and we must respect their decision for the good of the country."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 08:43 PM (7rVsF)

--------

Somebody ought to product an anthology series of that night.
Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2019 09:58 PM (I5LRE)









As long as they cut it so that Podesta's speech when Frau Gruppencankles refused to show her face is at the end, as a post-credits scene like Ferris Bueller.

"You're still here? It's Over. Go Home. Go."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (e0p0c)

510 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (Ckg4U)

511 Thank you all, so much. I am so grateful to have the Horde.

And next time you go to your regular doctor, ask
him/her to check your thyroid. Mine is overactive, and I can always tell
when I need my meds adjusted, because what should be a low-level type
of understandable anxiety (like a major move!) suddenly becomes the most
horrific thing imaginable.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 17, 2019 09:59 PM (EO/G3)


The ER doc checked my thyroid and it was ok. I also have a general physical with bloodwork coming up in a couple of weeks and my doc will run thyroid tests with that. Thank you, velvet glove, any prayers and advice is very appreciated.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (SRarZ)

512
I've been having some major anxiety issues, I believe related to our move, and have been having difficulty controlling them. Last week when Mr D was away and I was alone, was especially hard

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OK, classic panic attack.

The doctor did the right stuff.

But, do NOT get addicted to that xanax. It really is addictive; I've seen it happen.

Find a way to work through it without drugs, whatever it is that works.

In the meantime, scrupulously avoid alcohol, as some people have a bad reaction with xanax. Avoid opioids like the plague - they are totally unpredictable and potentially deadly interacting with benzodiazapenes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (EuOUw)

513 Well, I'm not sexist. As a matter of fact, my favorite people are all female. I have a wife, and I have three daughters. They're my favorite people in the world. But I could beat the shit out of all of them." -- Joe Rogan, quoted at RedState

Posted by: Filed under: Points that sounded good at the time. at September 17, 2019 10:05 PM (HsMQu)

514 Be very careful with Xanax, Dangergirl. Use that sparingly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 10:04 PM (f1Vqw)


Oh yes, this is strictly on a "holy crap I think I'm going to die" basis and I'm starting with half a pill to begin with if I ever need it.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 10:06 PM (SRarZ)

515
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 09:54
-----------------------------------

DangerGirl, I understand. I am in the middle of trying to sell my house and move to another state. I get up almost every morning with mild chest pains. ...

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 10:00 PM (gdfZ0)


Ladies, ladies, the one's that Amazon sell you don't do anything at all. Go to your doctors and get some anti-anxiety meds. Not psychotropic just some simple old fashioned anti anxiety meds.

They are much better than a busted heart or
sitting in a wheelchair with a drool cup.
Really.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 10:07 PM (Ut9W7)

516
Panic attacks.

They feel as real as anything else. Good luck with them, they can be very debilitating. Just remember if one crops up again to tell yourself that everything is fine, that you just need to calm down.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 10:08 PM (pyXW1)

517 So please, Horde, please pray for me that I can shake this. I do relaxation techniques and keep reminding myself how good this change is, but I am struggling. I am praying hard myself and added ones can't hurt right?

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at September 17, 2019 09:54 PM (SRarZ)

Prayers up DG. I had a friend that would get anxiety attacks. I think, in addition to meds, the doc gave her certain tasks to do if she felt one coming on. I remember her husband telling me that if I was ever with her and she had an attack, make her count backwards from 100 by 7's. I guess it refocused her mind or something. Never had one when she was with me though.

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 10:11 PM (cF8AT)

518
Here's the thing about that Xanax, you can't really use it like an aspirin to treat a headache, it doesn't really work like that. You have to use it as a preventative against the stress building up.

Or use it with a bottle of bourbon, a pickup truck, a .22 pistol and a couple of big-haired, low-IQ girls that work at Dollar General that you meet at the beer joint.

But, I'd recommend the first way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 10:13 PM (pyXW1)

519 Prayers up DG. I had a friend that would get anxiety attacks.

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Yep, stuff like that works. For me, if I feel the anxiety coming on, well before it gets to the panic symptoms, I just take a walk, smoke a cigarette, and think about my lady, or trees, or whatever. It almost always works.

On the rare occasion it doesn't, the next best thing is to ignore it. Just muscle through whatever it is I have to do, or if I don't have to do anything, then I do calisthenics for ten or fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 10:22 PM (EuOUw)

520 Prayers up, DG. Mr. Lily gets anxiety attacks and they are no joke. I believe that you are very correct to think that moving and a change of routine are exacerbating the problem.
Mr. Lily has had good results from mild exercise, watching funny movies, or going for motorcycle rides to keep them at bay.
It's an individual thing but doing something to keep the anxiety from ramping up when you feel it coming on seems to help.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 11:48 PM (+qBkz)

521 There is nothing a good beating would not fix among these leftist "journalist" types.

Posted by: Anon at September 18, 2019 01:34 AM (yJy4c)

Grampy Biden: Not "To Sound Like a Wonk Here," But My Child Tax Credit Would Put "720 Million Men and Women" Back Into the Workforce

Oh? Will we be importing the entire population of Central and South America to increase our population to over a billion?



"To be a wonk." Yeah Joe, you really wonked out on us there with your made up fantasy numbers.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:37 PM




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1 Oneth again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (HaL55)

2 He's pathetic.

Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (ZZDMQ)

3 I thought there would not be Math on this blog.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (VrNz6)

4 720 million binders full of women.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

5 Another post about crap?

What did we ever do to deserve this?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (+qBkz)

6 About as believable as corn-pop the rapper/gangster/etc.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (VrNz6)

7 Wow, not sure how this keeps happening.

You'll never guess where I just got back from. Hint: It's another room in the house. Literally just walked back and sat down at the laptop.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55)

8 Oh? Will we be importing the entire population of Central and South America to increase our population to over a billion?
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Sadly, you probably are correct.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (JcXHH)

9 Plus, I read the content.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55)

10 How did Ryan lose a debate to this imbecile?

Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZZDMQ)

11 10

Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (1XAal)

12 Plus, I read the content."

Dis or dat content?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (6qErC)

13 Sure, but then they'll be dead in, like, 2 weeks thanks to gun violence!

Posted by: Terr McAuliffe, Also a Math-challenged Democrat at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (bDqIh)

14 10th

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (JUOKG)

15 Biden what about your gaffes?

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZfRYq)

16 Dumbass.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (NWiLs)

17 And a miss ...

Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (1XAal)

18 Not a gaffe, Joey Plugz understands that at some point the donks will declare the entire planet American.

Posted by: sven at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (xbWHd)

19 It an incentive with open borders.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (1g7ch)

20 But Trump had a sharpie. Or something!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (6qErC)

21 Just came to have a look at there's a new thread.
New thread, same shitty Demonrat pols.
Nothing new here.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (7EIHE)

22 "What about your gaffes?" shouted no journalist at Slow Joe.

Posted by: Xander Crews at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (T434o)

23 He meant to say "Jillion"

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Tnijr)

24 In Joe biden's defense, Ace - He was thinking of the number of Dimes he could fit in his nose.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (xx1qg)

25 Googled Pogrebin. This turned up.

The Pogrebin is a foot-tall Russian demon with a hairy body and an oversized grey head. The Pogrebin is attracted to Humans, and enjoys trailing them.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (ZfRYq)

26 What a buffoon.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (dUJdY)

27 720 million women back in the work force? We're gonna need a bigger commode.

Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (jYnPD)

28 No worries Joe... you don't sound like a Wonk. You don't. Really.

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (90T4r)

29 Oh I so want to see Trump debate him. And can you picture the ads he'll run against ol Slow Joe?

Posted by: Josephistan at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Izzlo)

30 10 Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZZDMQ)

Soviet judges.
Paul Ryan won "the debate" what he did not win was the pandering reporting or expect that Plugz would go out there and just smile and shrug.

Posted by: sven at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (xbWHd)

31 Sheila Jackson Lee is as belligerent as she is stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

32 7 Wow, not sure how this keeps happening."

Are you talking about Biden's gaffes or your trips to the little room every 15 minutes?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Kpl3J)

33 Fun Fact: In last 11 months 2.6% of the entire population of Honduras has crossed our border illegally. 5% since ~2014. So, we're already making a good start towards that 720 million strong workforce!

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Xqo6t)

34 First poop post of the thread ....

Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (1XAal)

35 Sure, but then they'll be dead in, like, 2 weeks thanks to gun violence!"

And nutella nutterality. Never forget that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (6qErC)

36

It's cold and dark outside, and there are wolves....

(wolf howls)

Posted by: Grampa Biden at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (UFLLM)

37 trouser snake

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (lbPuN)

38 ace, it's worse than saying 720 million men and women - if you listen to the clip he actually says 720 million WOMEN. He thinks there are 720 million unemployed women because they can't get affordable child care. No idea how many unemployed men he thinks this country of 330 million people has.

Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (aXucN)

39 OK let's try this......

720 millionth!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (JUOKG)

40 Oh? Will we be importing the entire population of Central and South America to increase our population to over a billion?


The Demunists are scribbling notes furiously.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (ujg0T)

41 What do 720 million women with black eyes have in common?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (xx1qg)

42 One eyed trouser mouse.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

43 His handlers should be shot. Just sayin'....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)

44 "What did we ever do to deserve this?
Posted by: Just Lily"

Are you paid up on your subscription?

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Tnijr)

45 Yeah, this is the guy I want in charge of Teh Nuculer Football.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (HaL55)

46 The Pogrebin is a foot-tall Russian demon with a hairy body and an oversized grey head. The Pogrebin is attracted to Humans, and enjoys trailing them.
======

What do they call a Greek one?

Posted by: George Snuffleupagus at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (JcXHH)

47 Saddest part? Go do one of those Jesse Waters man-on-the-streets and read this to them. They'll say, "sounds great!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (JoUsr)

48 720 Million women back to work? Did Biden get this economic plan from Pedo Epstein?

Posted by: Downcast at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (p6Q7Q)

49 Anyway, don't parents already get tax credits for their kids?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (+lVUW)

50 This isn't the first time Democrats have wildly inflated population numbers. Pelosi has done it. Some other idiot did talking about the number killed by gun every day as well.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Z7lwY)

51 Instead of a "tax credit" how about abolishing the income tax already.

It's an obsolete system run by fools like Joe Biden.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Z+IKu)

52 Numbers are merely optional when you have been in government long enough.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (zXlV/)

53
Not to sound like a grammar Nazi, but he should of said a different number.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (3EPLG)

54 Well importing that many people is the plan after all, isn't it?

So Biden isn't technically wrong.

He's just not currently correct.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (ORd3b)

55 Not to sound like a Wonka...

but my Everlasting Gobstopper Plan would put 720 Million women back to work.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (xx1qg)

56 You'll never guess where I just got back from.

The Solarium!

Posted by: Grampa Biden at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (UFLLM)

57
Lewandowski attorney Peter Chavkin tells am emptying HJC hearing room be will be submitting a letter objecting to the proceedings that just took place with his client.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (BqBId)

58 No problem. Everybody knows he will be a figurehead being run by the Organs of the State. His COS will be nicknamed Wurlitzer.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (/TZOB)

59 So a large part of the world would be employed, Joe running for world leader?

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (ZCEU2)

60 Yes, let's give this lunatic the nuclear codes.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)

61 Naw, smartguy, I know what I'm talkin' about, ya see, they're gonna be workin' two, maybe three jobs each!!

Beat that, Trump!

Posted by: Joey Choo-cho Biden at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (bDqIh)

62 His handlers should be shot. Just sayin'....
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)


Disagree, they should dose him up on dextromethorphan before they spin him around and point him to the stage.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (t+qrx)

63 Math is hard.

Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (EgshT)

64 Math is hard.

Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (yQw8t)

65 Screw you Joe, my 5% flat tax would put 7 Billion people to work all around the world.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (r+sAi)

66 I don't know. adding 720 million women to the workforce adding 8/10ths of a percent to GDP sounds legit.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (nFwvY)

67 You're killin' us, Joe! The comic letdown when you get forced out of the race is going to feel like a bad hangover.

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (x/2Z8)

68 Wow what mathematical scumen Joey Bidet has

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (gidfZ)

69 What do 720 million women with black eyes have in common?

Posted by: Joe Biden


720 million pounds of magically sniffable hair?

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (lbPuN)

70 Sooooo I see we are still talking about dicks.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (myjNJ)

71

If we would just abort all female babies there wouldn't be any women and we could quit paying for abortions and birth control! Think of the money we would save! For the children!

Posted by: Beat Off Buttplug at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (UFLLM)

72 Nadler reminds me of Wormtongue in LotR

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (ZCEU2)

73 You know where these "extra" hundreds of millions will come from, right?

Posted by: Surfperch, darting through the Tule at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (O4YGa)

74 How did Ryan lose a debate to this imbecile?

Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZZDMQ)

With dignity!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (oh+79)

75 Yes, let's give this lunatic the nuclear codes.

We aglee.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (EgshT)

76 63 and 64 Or what Teefless Uncle Joe Biden said.

Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (yQw8t)

77 Andrew Dice Clay called his, Stanley..The Power Tool iirc

Posted by: DBCooper at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (bttOm)

78 63 Math is hard.
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (EgshT)

64 Math is hard.
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (yQw8t)

Hordemind.

Posted by: Surfperch, darting through the Tule at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (O4YGa)

79 Yes, let's give this lunatic the nuclear codes.

What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
--------

Remember during some press conference when he was VP he actually pointed out the guy carrying the nuclear football and said see that guy, he's carrying the nuclear football? The guy looked extremely uncomfortable.

Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (aXucN)

80 Will we be importing the entire population of Central and South America to increase our population to over a billion?

________________

We're bringing them in as fast as we can!

Those "spontaneous" migrant caravans don't organize themselves, you dopes!

Posted by: THE LEFT at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (k4dH2)

81
Old Joe's mind is collapsing fast under the public pressure of being sane. It is really just sad more than anything else.


Joe, there is a rocking chair on a porch in Delaware that has your name on it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

82 They promised there would be no math.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (l7udz)

83 the superdelegates aren't going to let this clown into the big top.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (uF/4L)

84 8 Oh? Will we be importing the entire population of Central and South America to increase our population to over a billion?
=====

Sadly, you probably are correct.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM

Not to mention the presumed abolition of child labor laws. Uncle Joe's gonna put kids in chains!

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (V/f/L)

85 >>Some other idiot did talking about the number killed by gun every day as well.


Hiya!

"We lose 93 million Americans a day to gun violence."

Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (bDqIh)

86
If 720 million women are employed making sammiches for the menfolk, it could be a net plus

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (7rVsF)

87 assuming he means 720K, is the tax credit supposed to pay for child care, so moms can leave their children in day care?

Will there automatically be that many new jobs they would qualify for?
Did Joe's teeth stay in this time? Did his eye go red again?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (Cus5s)

88 70 Sooooo I see we are still talking about dicks.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (myjNJ)



Biden is a penis.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (Z7lwY)

89 You can Biden's remaining brain cells on an abacus.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (ov5W2)

90 Mr. Happy

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (ZfRYq)

91 mommy's little stocking stuffer

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (lbPuN)

92 Probably meant to say 720 thousand. This just means the guy is old and reaches mental fatigue very early in the day. But that's ok; not like the Commander in Chief is required make decisions based on complex information at odd times of the day and night.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (Xqo6t)

93
*sings*

Gone are the days
When I drove Corn Pop away
Gone is my brain
Strokes have turned it into clay
Gone are my teeth
And my dentures try to go
I hear those gentle voices callin'
Senile Joe

I'm a sniffing', I'm a sniffin'
Some young girl's hair I know
I grope her even as they're callin'
Senile Joe

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (pqyXj)

94 Instead of a "tax credit" how about abolishing the income tax already.

It's an obsolete system run by fools like Joe Biden.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Z+IKu)



I kind of favor abolishing all forms of domestic tax and replace with an equivalent ~30% sales tax.
CONS: Requires Constitutional Amendment
PROS: You think they are screaming about a 10% tariff, imagine 30%

Bottom Line - the current domestic tax is functional a 30%+ tariff on domestic goods and services. That is why damn near everything is being off-shored.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (1g7ch)

95 Time to call it a career joey boy.

Posted by: Pliney at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (nzKWW)

96 86


If 720 million women are employed making sammiches for the menfolk, it could be a net plus

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:46 PM (7rVsF)

Won't anyone think of pootriarchy?

Posted by: Quint at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (jYnPD)

97 Fact Check: Literally impossible but he means well and (D) so, um, true? - Snopes

Posted by: Xander Crews at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (T434o)

98 Man they need to keep slo joe outta sight until he wraps up the nomination.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (r+sAi)

99 a little back of the envelope calculation shows that Bidenomics credits all the women on Earth with producing 3.2% of world GDP.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (nFwvY)

100

63 Math is hard.
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (EgshT)

64 Math is hard.
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (yQw8t)



This cracks me up.

I love this place.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

101 Grampy Biden: Not "To Sound Like a Wonk Here," But My Child Tax Credit Would Put "720 Million Men and Women" Back Into the Workforce



THEY'RE FINALLY COUNTING THE ILLEGALS!!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (dQOuX)

102
Oh, and the garden needs weeding.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (7rVsF)

103 Can our economy withstand an additional 720 million women all complaining about the thermostat?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

104 Dear Lord, I try not to ask you for too much ( or at least I ask in a way that sounds pretty selfless, you know what I mean).... anyway, if you can make it so Joe Biden is the nominee next year, I'll stop pestering you with my laundry list of " I wants" and stay away from the Prosperity Gospel stuff... Swearsies, and Amen....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)

105 I want to know what happened at end of Lewendowski hearing. Did Collins (R) come back at then end of the 1-3 min break?

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (Dhht7)

106 >>Remember during some press conference when he was VP he actually pointed out the guy carrying the nuclear football and said see that guy, he's carrying the nuclear football? The guy looked extremely uncomfortable.

It would be 4 non-stop years of this crazy. I suspect the media would tell us that Joe brings a calm, rational presence to the office after 4 years of Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)

107 Joe, there is a rocking chair on a porch in Delaware that has your name on it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM

*pours glass of Country Time lemonade*

Here ya go, Joe...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (rBtIz)

108 Biden is actually correct, his party and the GOPe have transferred industries to the third world and so making the rest of the world richer. He just plans to ramp it up so that the US is equal to Bangladesh.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (xarPm)

109 The only thing Joey Bidet has in common with Barbie - Math is hard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (gidfZ)

110 Can our economy withstand an additional 720 million women all complaining about the thermostat?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

Maybe, but not 720 million shitting at work.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (xPl2J)

111
Expect more stories about members of his administration dealing with Reagan's Alzheimer's.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (7rVsF)

112 When will someone have a talk with him? During his acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (NM/OW)

113 Oh? Will we be importing the entire population of Central and South America to increase our population to over a billion?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:37 PM

And they'll mix in a few million Muzzies to make up the difference.

Posted by: Surfperch, darting through the Tule at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (O4YGa)

114 102
Oh, and the garden needs weeding.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM (7rVsF)

And the weed needs gardening.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

115 720 million men and women back to work!





In China.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

116
Psst, Slow Joe, women, in general, don't want to work jobs which require expensive childcare. I'm the least maternal woman on Earth and when I had a miraculous, unplanned, unexpected and healthy baby with my husband of 22 years I really REALLY wished I'd been in a position to sacrifice my career opportunities for a few years and stay home. But for many reasons that wasn't possible.

I will gladly take your offer to keep an extra 8K of the money that's raped away from me by you federal government shitheads every tax season though.

Posted by: nightwitch at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (QyalO)

117 62 His handlers should be shot. Just sayin'....
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)

Disagree, they should dose him up on dextromethorphan before they spin him around and point him to the stage.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (t+qrx)


Lolol...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (90T4r)

118 Biden thinks long term ... 720M is probably the cumulative total new jobs over say the next 1000 years or so.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 17, 2019 06:49 PM (dYe5S)

119 Remember during some press conference when he was VP he actually pointed out the guy carrying the nuclear football and said see that guy, he's carrying the nuclear football? The guy looked extremely uncomfortable.
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 06:45 PM (aXucN)


There was a Harvard professor who had the idea that the 'nuclear football' should really be just a big-ass knife, and the codes would be surgically implanted in some innocent aide's chest cavity so the president would have to kill someone and cut him open before he could launch nukes, sort of a bizarre memento mori thing.

I don't disagree in principle, but instead of one aide, it should be implanted in one of twenty Harvard professors, and the president has to keep trying until he cuts open the right one.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (t+qrx)

120 Excuse me, am I currently on fire?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (j3npP)

121 His plan won't put 720 million women back to work. Those women, along with the rest of civilization was wiped completely out with Trump's tax cuts and the repeal of Net Neutrality. I'm surprised at the short memories of the undead. I mean really.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (pH4jl)

122 Chloe Salsameda @ChloeSalsameda
#NEW: The House Judiciary Committee is considering holding former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski in contempt.

"Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)

123 Biden is special. I may have to change my voter registration to vote for him in the priamary.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (YtZB9)

124 'Sooooo I see we are still talking about dicks'

My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start

Posted by: Bwana Joe Dik at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (Tnijr)

125 This guy is every caricature to the 10th power that they tell us Donald Trump is (but of course is not).

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (H8QX8)

126 Mr. Happy
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:47 PM

The associate counsel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (rBtIz)

127 I'd love to see Joe Biden and RBG play a game of Pictionary.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (xx1qg)

128 720 million more wimmin? Go long on Kohler toilet futures.

I believe one of Joey's hair plugs has entangled itself in the hippopotamus of his brain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

129 Joe is bringing back child labor!

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (huvBh)

130 This just means the guy is old and reaches mental fatigue very early in the day. But that's ok; not like the Commander in Chief is required make decisions based on complex information at odd times of the day and night.
________________

That's what I said in 2008!

Who you gonna want taking that 3:00 a.m. call? Some ignorant black flunky who shoulda been gettin' me my coffee, or me, a fabulously brilliant and experienced woman with over three million frequent flier miles, who totally doesn't drink alone at night?

Posted by: Hilliary Clinton at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (k4dH2)

131 How is this a good thing? If we put everyone on welfare then moms can go to work instead of wasting time raising their kids?

"If Bill's money to Sue then Sue will be able to afford abandoning her kids to make more money." Even without the 720K this doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BJKQV)

132 Those "spontaneous" migrant caravans don't organize themselves, you dopes!

Speaking of, did anybody ever find out where all that money that's financing those caravans came from? Or was it just magic?


Teleportation? Inquiring minds want to know...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (HaL55)

133
Joe is busy kissing men and handing out cigars to babies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (7rVsF)

134 ;aldjj;fkdaidaoiapoiidkkeoicnoea

Posted by: Joe Biden's Mouth at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (NM/OW)

135 10 How did Ryan lose a debate to this imbecile?
Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZZDMQ)

-------------

And to reward Ryan for that self sacrifice they made him the Speaker.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (xarPm)

136 Disagree, they should dose him up on dextromethorphan before they spin him around and point him to the stage.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:44 PM (t+qrx)

The tussin, the tussin!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HsBnYOLeXuc

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

137 122 Chloe Salsameda @ChloeSalsameda
#NEW: The House Judiciary Committee is considering holding former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski in contempt.

"Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)

lolgf. It's not like anything happens when they do it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (j3npP)

138 The Secret Service know all about Biden's propensity to wonk in full view of everyone.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (ykYG2)

139 Nadler is a tired old gunt

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (gidfZ)

140 122
Chloe Salsameda @ChloeSalsameda

#NEW: The House Judiciary Committee is considering holding former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski in contempt.



"Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler



Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)

They are contemptible.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (jYnPD)

141 >> Can our economy withstand an additional 720 million


Lap Dance Futures are DOWN!

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (xx1qg)

142 45 % of households pay no federal income tax. That's partly because those of us without children are subsidizing those with children.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (+lVUW)

143 Today I find myself rooting for Corn Pop.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)

144
"Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)

"Mr. Chairman, your behavior as a congressman and committee chairman responsible to the American people is not only unacceptable but a disgrace."

Oh God, how I wish he would have said this. Like Al Pacino is "And Justice for All."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (H8QX8)

145 >>Oh, and the garden needs weeding.


Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.

Posted by: Chance at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (bDqIh)

146 Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)

Yeah right. They question him about signing autographs and lying to msnbc and his behavior was unacceptable? Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (85Gof)

147 Don't worry joe. You don't sound like a wonk. You sound like an imbecile. No, you don't have to look it up in the dictionary. It means retarded jackass. It's okay joe, we know you aren't really a retar....... What the fuck do you mean, "what's a dictionary?"
You really are a fucking retarded imbecile!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (myjNJ)

148 >>I want to know what happened at end of Lewendowski hearing. Did Collins (R) come back at then end of the 1-3 min break?

No. Nadler wouldn't let him have the 30 minutes and said he had to have a staff member ask questions. Collins refused so the hearing ended.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)

149
10 How did Ryan lose a debate to this imbecile?
Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (ZZDMQ)

---

Ryan was just determined, is all. He had his orders.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (+a65P)

150 Judiciary hearings today were shameful. Having a trial attorney badger CL for 30 minutes, as if he was a murderer, reveals what these inane impeachment hearings are going to be. WH is wise to stop everyone who worked in the Executive Office from testifying.

Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (ZZDMQ)

151 *static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

152 143 Today I find myself rooting for Corn Pop.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)


We're all Corn Pop now.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (BJKQV)

153 Just think of it, more than 720 million delicious new heads of hair to sniff!

Posted by: Joe Biden's Nose at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (O4YGa)

154 At least when I said crap like this I could blame the booze.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (BJKQV)

155 The House Judiciary Committee is considering holding former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski in contempt.
======

Ooooh, are they going to send him a strongly worded letter?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (JcXHH)

156 To be fair, we do have 900million people when you count all 57 states.

Posted by: tbodie at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (vz4z/)

157 152 143 Today I find myself rooting for Corn Pop.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)


We're all Corn Pop now.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (BJKQV)

Cocoa Krispies > Corn Pops

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

158 >>The Secret Service know all about Biden's propensity to wonk in full view of everyone.

A lot of time while swimming in the nude.
His females SS agents have seen enough of his wonking to last a lifetime.

Posted by: Chance at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (bDqIh)

159 No. Nadler wouldn't let him have the 30 minutes and said he had to have a staff member ask questions. Collins refused so the hearing ended.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)

Pointed of Order MR chairman while I scratch my balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (85Gof)

160 Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM (t+qrx)

Toss in a few NYT writers and you might be on to something.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (oh+79)

161 152 143 Today I find myself rooting for Corn Pop.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)


We're all Corn Pop now.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (BJKQV)


Pomade Futures are up... go long in Pomade stock...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (90T4r)

162 Not to sound like a Wanker...

but, I'd love to sniff the hair of 720 Million Women while I rub one out.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (xx1qg)

163 Lewandowski should respond, "LOLGF" and walk out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

164
We're all Corn Pop now.

Posted by: 29Victor


I am Corn Pop!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (7rVsF)

165 104 Dear Lord, I try not to ask you for too much ( or at least I ask in a way that sounds pretty selfless, you know what I mean).... anyway, if you can make it so Joe Biden is the nominee next year, I'll stop pestering you with my laundry list of " I wants" and stay away from the Prosperity Gospel stuff... Swearsies, and Amen....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)


Amen, brother! Can we hear some Amens for brother kraken?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (zXlV/)

166

Let Biden be Biden.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (aKsyK)

167 We saw Sammiches for the Menfolk open for 4 Non Blondes at the Cow Palace back in '93.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (EgshT)

168 >>Having a trial attorney badger CL for 30 minutes, as if he was a murderer, reveals what these inane impeachment hearings are going to be. WH is wise to stop everyone who worked in the Executive Office from testifying.


Just sit there and say nothing. They aren't Members of the Comittee. So they can ask all they want. You don't have to respns to any of it.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (xx1qg)

169 Lewandowski is a bit of a chowderhead. Too bad we don't have a guy or gal with a true lacerating wit who can slice and dice these clowns into pieces.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (H8QX8)

170 Toss in a few NYT writers and you might be on to something.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (oh+79)


And maybe ditch the knife altogether and do a piñata thing.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (t+qrx)

171 Perhaps he means 720 million Corn Pops, an average sized breakfast for Michael Moore.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (O4YGa)

172 157 152 143 Today I find myself rooting for Corn Pop.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)


We're all Corn Pop now.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM (BJKQV)

Cocoa Krispies > Corn Pops
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

Cocoa Krispies are just Rice Krispies who identify as chocolate.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (BJKQV)

173

*raises hand*

Joe, could it be women, say, young blonds and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 1/2?

Posted by: Rager Hardon at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (UFLLM)

174 Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler


LOLGFY, Jer
- Cory Lewandowski

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (dQOuX)

175 I pray Biden gets the Dem nom. This could be the most entertaining presidential race in history.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (ptqGC)

176 Joe sayin stoopid stuff. Everyfukkinday.
Kind of surprised there is no thread on Lowendowski telling the Dims to put a non-slip, death grip, lip lock on his love muscle.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (/B6Iw)

177 We are Corn Pop!

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (EgshT)

178 If I were President and had to kill 20 Harvard profs to nuke someone, geopolitics would get... sporty. A city a week would be glassed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (pLj6K)

179 I pray Biden gets the Dem nom. This could be the most entertaining presidential race in history.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (ptqGC)


His campaign song could be Yakety Sax.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (t+qrx)

180 Dear Lord, I try not to ask you for too much ( or at least I ask in a way that sounds pretty selfless, you know what I mean).... anyway, if you can make it so Joe Biden is the nominee next year, I'll stop pestering you with my laundry list of " I wants" and stay away from the Prosperity Gospel stuff... Swearsies, and Amen....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)


Amen, brother! Can we hear some Amens for brother kraken?
Posted by: Mikey NTH


AMEN!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (dQOuX)

181 blue-veined love log

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (lbPuN)

182
Lewandowski is a bit of a chowderhead. Too bad we don't have a guy or
gal with a true lacerating wit who can slice and dice these clowns into
pieces.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (H8QX


He called Swallowswell "President" today. I'll bet that left a mark.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

183 Maybe, but not 720 million shitting at work.

Thusly is the Great Circle of Intarwebz Life made complete. We're back to poo jokes...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (HaL55)

184 I protect him from golf balls, not from repeating radio signals from Vega.

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

185 Let me lay down some heavy political analysis.

I believe that GWB beating Gore is the only time in the modern era where the shorter candidate won.

Any dem running taller than Trump? Not Castro for sure.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (ZfRYq)

186 180 Dear Lord, I try not to ask you for too much ( or at least I ask in a way that sounds pretty selfless, you know what I mean).... anyway, if you can make it so Joe Biden is the nominee next year, I'll stop pestering you with my laundry list of " I wants" and stay away from the Prosperity Gospel stuff... Swearsies, and Amen....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)


Amen, brother! Can we hear some Amens for brother kraken?
Posted by: Mikey NTH


AMEN!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (dQOuX)

*raises hands in the air*
TESTIFY!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

187 Well its like the Dems count votes, ya know like 5 to 1.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (Zv1X1)

188 Lewandowski is a bit of a chowderhead. Too bad we don't have a guy or gal with a true lacerating wit who can slice and dice these clowns into pieces.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:55 PM (H8QX

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I think his wit is quite disarming, myself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (pLj6K)

189 I love the smell of Corn Pops in the morning!

Posted by: Joey Choo-choo at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (O4YGa)

190 720 million? Isn't that the same number of people killed in mass shootings annually?

Maybe this is like a Paul Ryan budget plan. The spending cuts will save 720 million dollars over the next 125 years.

Posted by: Undocumented at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (GNk5/)

191 Out:

WOMP WOMP

In:

WONK WONK

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (Q3dyo)

192 AMEN BRUTHA!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (HaL55)

193 His campaign song could be Yakety Sax.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (t+qrx)


Perfect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

194 Collins needs to have Sidney Powell as his staffer for the next Inquisition.

Posted by: Ever at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (ZZDMQ)

195 Kinda OT (except it refers to idiots like Joe Biden):

Here's a link to a DU thread where the poster took a Babylon Bee article seriously lol: https://tinyurl.com/y3rwza92

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (V/f/L)

196 Maybe, but not 720 million shitting at work.


The pipes couldn't handle it!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (dQOuX)

197 186
180 Dear Lord, I try not to ask you for too much ( or at least I ask in a
way that sounds pretty selfless, you know what I mean).... anyway, if
you can make it so Joe Biden is the nominee next year, I'll stop
pestering you with my laundry list of " I wants" and stay away from the
Prosperity Gospel stuff... Swearsies, and Amen....



Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)





Amen, brother! Can we hear some Amens for brother kraken?

Posted by: Mikey NTH





AMEN!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:56 PM (dQOuX)



*raises hands in the air*

TESTIFY!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

Hear us Lord!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (Zv1X1)

198 "EAT ME"


- The cake float, Delta, Delta, Delta

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (gmo/4)

199 We're back to poo jokes...

I got a million of 'em! *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (EgshT)

200 The stupid shit the media would flip out on Trump for like his estimate of the crowd size at the inauguration.

Or Bush mispronouncing "nuclear" or using the wrong article in a sentence.

Posted by: Blago at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (sjTfF)

201 The hearings are like a dance recital. Look at me mommydaddy! I'm a princesscongressperson! I want a pony!

Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (RuIsu)

202 Millions, billions. Politicians, just like saying those words. They have no idea what they mean.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (DveAR)

203 Maybe, but not 720 million shitting at work.





The pipes couldn't handle it!



And they would go together in groups of at least three.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (lbPuN)

204
Too bad we don't have a guy or gal with a true lacerating wit who can slice and dice these clowns into pieces.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


British Judge: You are extremely offensive, young man!

Lawyer F.E. Smith: As a matter of fact we both are; and the only difference between us is that I am trying to be, and you can't help it.

Judge: What do you suppose I am on the bench for?

Smith: It is not for me, Your Honour, to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (7rVsF)

205 Dr. Jill to the dementia phone, please. Dr. Jill...

Posted by: PA Engineer at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (hjaPQ)

206 Tucker should be fun tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

207 this guy is amazing

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (h1jJh)

208 Or Bush mispronouncing "nuclear" or using the wrong article in a sentence.

-----

Or petting the wrong goat.

Posted by: Undocumented at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (GNk5/)

209 Joe is counting all the Ecuadorian jobs he's going to create too. And every other country in Latin America, which will all become rich under a Biden administration.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (NVYyb)

210 Maybe, but not 720 million shitting at work.


The pipes couldn't handle it!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:58 PM (dQOuX)

The streets couldn't either!

Posted by: San Francisco and other Leftist Utopias at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (O4YGa)

211 Biden is special. I may have to change my voter registration to vote for him in the priamary.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Is a puzzlement.

I will vote in the Dem primary....so many loser choices....

Posted by: Miklos "Chaos" Molnar (or KAOS?) at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (QzkSJ)

212 203 Maybe, but not 720 million shitting at work.





The pipes couldn't handle it!


And they would go together in groups of at least three.
Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (lbPuN)


Hey... think of the Shovel Ready Jobs that would create!!

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (90T4r)

213 145 >>Oh, and the garden needs weeding.


Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.

Posted by: Chance at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM

---

That made me laugh. Thank you.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (Dhht7)

214 Even Greenland couldn't hold 720 million womenfolk

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)

215 Trump can't even compete with creating 720 million jobs

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (h1jJh)

216 *shoots turd*
Ok the poop thread is dead....gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (Zv1X1)

217 I know they haven't found a red heifer yet. But if Biden's the nominee, I'll burn a juicy sheep anyway, as it pleases Hashem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (pLj6K)

218 Oh, and by the way: due to numerous complaints, I have finally removed my previous NSFW user nic photo and replaced it with a more accurate self-portrait that is totally G-rated. For real - - Safe For Work. That's me.

Though, frankly, you don't want to know what I actually look like, so I wouldn't recommend clicking it anyway.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (Q3dyo)

219 Lewandowski should have went John Bender on the Lawyer & Said "EAT MY SHORTS" & he says what did you say ? "EAT MY SHORTS" & when you are done "LICK MY TAINT"

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (BqBId)

220 "My IQ has been measured at 720 million -- my word as a wanker and hand to Biden." -- Biden/Sharpton -- almost clean and articulate 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (KS7f3)

221 You might ask yourself, why am I not 720 percent ahead?!?

You might ask me too.

I might ask me as well. But only if I've had my Metamucil first. Fiber is brain-food.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (ppBhU)

222 Even Greenland couldn't hold 720 million womenfolk
Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)

If they were packed in standing room only, maybe.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (O4YGa)

223 Millions? I told him to say trillions.

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

224 218 Oh, and by the way: due to numerous complaints, I have finally removed my previous NSFW user nic photo and replaced it with a more accurate self-portrait that is totally G-rated. For real - - Safe For Work. That's me.

Though, frankly, you don't want to know what I actually look like, so I wouldn't recommend clicking it anyway.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (Q3dyo)



Temptress......

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (90T4r)

225 Dammit, zombie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

226 Hallelujah!!! Wait, what?

Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:02 PM (EgshT)

227 I know they haven't found a red heifer yet. But if Biden's the nominee, I'll burn a juicy sheep anyway, as it pleases Hashem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (pLj6K)

I know where we can lay or hands on a white buffalo.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 07:02 PM (gmo/4)

228 Or Bush mispronouncing "nuclear" or using the wrong article in a sentence.


Or that time he gave the White House Monkey a Red Rocket out in the Rose Garden during that memorial service for that one dead guy?

Man, they were merciless after that.

Posted by: Large Hardon Collider at September 17, 2019 07:02 PM (UFLLM)

229 Even Greenland couldn't hold 720 million womenfolk

Lawd, it would tip.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 17, 2019 07:03 PM (EgshT)

230 Y'all keep shitting on Slo Joe.

Ya gonna get Crazy Lizzie.

Posted by: golfman at September 17, 2019 07:03 PM (OE84+)

231 Is there recognition for being the last person to post on each thread? I managed to do that three times thus far today, because I keep missing the NOOD, Being a moron sometimes take effort ya know.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 07:03 PM (WWS2B)

232 Corey on Martha MacCallum's show

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:03 PM (BqBId)

233 Though, frankly, you don't want to know what I actually look like, so I wouldn't recommend clicking it anyway.Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (Q3dyo)

But such a cute nose ...

Posted by: Prison Planet at September 17, 2019 07:03 PM (bIrK9)

234 He is the gift/gaffe that keeps on giving, isn't he? God, he is a maroon. Has he done anything worthwhile in politics? Really. He is all that is wrong with career politicians.

Posted by: turambar at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (Gylu/)

235 Biden WILL put 720 Million people back to work -- in other countries. As the American economy collapses, due to excess taxation.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (Q3dyo)

236 No. Nadler wouldn't let him have the 30 minutes and said he had to have a staff member ask questions. Collins refused so the hearing ended.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:52 PM

--------------

Damn. I saw Jordan whispering in Collins ear at the end. I was hoping he'd appoint Jordan to his staff temporarily and let him ask the questions.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (Dhht7)

237 225 Dammit, zombie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 07:01 PM (ptqGC)


Yeah, me too, Jane.... Why do I always have to look??? Whyyyy??

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (90T4r)

238 Trump can't even compete with creating 720 million jobs

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2019 07:00 PM (h1jJh) [i/]


720 million new jobs is easy if you allow another trillion illegal aliens in!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (BiNEL)

239 Not to sound like a wonk here, but the green berries are the juiciest!

Posted by: Joe B at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (6XZdO)

240 After C-Span cut to tape of VP Pence I turned to C-Span 3 and it announced the end of the hearing with only a few people leaving the empty room. Then they went to tape of the beginning of the session.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (ZCEU2)

241 Yet Meggie Mac and her homewrecker mommy, Cindy, are still on Team Biden.

Nothing like putting grudge over country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

242 "Oh, and by the way: due to numerous complaints, I have finally removed my previous NSFW user nic photo and replaced it with a more accurate self-portrait that is totally G-rated. For real - - Safe For Work. That's me."


I've heard about you and your honeyed words!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (zXlV/)

243 That's right, Joe! Put these bitches back to work. I haven't had a decent sammich since Obama was in office.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (kLDv+)

244 231 Is there recognition for being the last person to post on each thread? I managed to do that three times thus far today, because I keep missing the NOOD, Being a moron sometimes take effort ya know.
Posted by: NOS4A2


Yes, it's called The Willow Award, named after the original champion.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:05 PM (Q3dyo)

245 Zombie, you got me again!!!

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:05 PM (90T4r)

246 MFW Mr Fenelon comes into the HQ and sees what we get up to here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:05 PM (ykYG2)

247 Severino looks good in his first 2 inninngs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 07:05 PM (85Gof)

248 We've gotta get these women and children back to work!

Posted by: Joe B at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (6XZdO)

249 Biden WILL put 720 Million people back to work -- in other countries. As the American economy collapses, due to excess taxation.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:04 PM (Q3dyo)

But according to the most recent estimates there are only 192 million unemployed people on Earth!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (O4YGa)

250 I know where we can lay or hands on a white buffalo.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 07:02 PM (gmo/4)



Do not mess with buffalo unless you have prior approval from Ben Had!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (BiNEL)

251 DAMMIT! Zombie, what the fuck is that?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (myjNJ)

252 Ace doesn't need content anymore. He can post Slo Joe's greatest gaffes each day and 1000 posts will follow in short order.

Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (yQw8t)

253 I think Biden screwed up his Neil Kinnock quote. It was originally about 720 million tonnes of coal and wankers.

Posted by: Undocumented at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (GNk5/)

254 Sign outside hearing room:

Puppet Show
And
House Judiciary Committee Hearing

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (zXlV/)

255 Is there recognition for being the last person to post on each thread? I managed to do that three times thus far today, because I keep missing the NOOD, Being a moron sometimes take effort ya know.
Posted by: NOS4A2

Yes you get an award. You get to get up early and bring us all coffee tomorrow morning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (85Gof)

256 720 million women here on Greenland and in sync... Ugh

Posted by: Green lands outnumbered men at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (nzKWW)

257 *just stares at zombie*

Well, you did warn us...

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (RU4sa)

258 I know where we can lay or hands on a white buffalo.

Posted by: Archer


The buffalo is HEALED!!!

Posted by: Rev. Miklos Angley at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)

259 But according to the most recent estimates there are only 192 million unemployed people on Earth!
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (O4YGa)

----

They will all work three full-time jobs and like it.

Posted by: Undocumented at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (GNk5/)

260 Did someone say they have 720 million women who need work? Ballpark figure on how many could pass as under 18?

Posted by: Ghislane Maxwell at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (bDqIh)

261 I have a coworker who knows someone was in the dorms with the guy who did Biden's brain surgery. Word is, during the operation, he removed Biden's brain and inserted a dill pickle.
Biden's IQ increased.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (t41dG)

262 251 DAMMIT! Zombie, what the fuck is that?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (myjNJ)


Only a Moth Priest has the training and strength of will to open a zombie link and not go mad or blind.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (zXlV/)

263 Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:37 PM

And they'll mix in a few million Muzzies to make up the difference.
Posted by: Surfperch, da

=====

you are please to not be forget the millions of Indian H1B's who are taking your jobs, mr graduate of american university.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (thQkh)

264 254 Sign outside hearing room:

Puppet Show
And
House Judiciary Committee Hearing
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (zXlV/)


Andrei Vyshinsky, Presiding

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (jpBkc)

265 Look, I try to be cool to the Morons, and I'm always happy to show them my work. But it's too real for the Stepford Wives on the damn bioethics panels, so I'd appreciate it if zombie would refrain from posting photos of my wondrous chimeras.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (pLj6K)

266 251 DAMMIT! Zombie, what the fuck is that?
Posted by: madamemayhem


Under our clothes, some of us are...different.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Q3dyo)

267 I have a coworker who knows someone was in the dorms with the guy who did Biden's brain surgery. Word is, during the operation, he removed Biden's brain and inserted a dill pickle.
Biden's IQ increased.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (t41dG)

2 dill pickles and you know where the other one went

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 07:09 PM (85Gof)

268 We've gotta get these women and children back to work!

Posted by: Joe B at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (6XZdO)


Are there no prisons?
Are there no work houses?

Posted by: Zombie E Scrooge at September 17, 2019 07:09 PM (BiNEL)

269 he removed Biden's brain and inserted a dill pickle.

My boogers taste like a salty hotdog!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at September 17, 2019 07:09 PM (UFLLM)

270 But according to the most recent estimates there are only 192 million unemployed people on Earth!
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 07:06 PM (O4YGa)

----

They will all work three full-time jobs and like it.
Posted by: Undocumented at September 17, 2019 07:07 PM (GNk5/)

Even then you'd need another 100 million to get close to the 720 million figure.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 07:09 PM (O4YGa)

271 I don't know what the fuss is about, he said "Not to sound like a wonk" and, by God, he didn't sound like a wonk.

Posted by: BuckIV at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (PZ2ib)

272 Corn Pop rates this one as mostly false.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (Jj+59)

273 Under our clothes, some of us are...different.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Q3dyo)


A (un)natural redhead.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (1g7ch)

274 Are there no prisons?
Are there no work houses?
Posted by: Zombie E Scrooge at September 17, 2019 07:09 PM (BiNEL)


And the Grand Dignity Canal can always use more zeks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (jpBkc)

275 I think The LEW did a great job today, all things considered. He was Slim Pickens in the movie 1941 with the jap submarine scene. I doubt the dims even call LEW back. So it's on to Rinse Penis, or just who?

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (WWS2B)

276 Corey Lewandowski made a laughing stock of the Dems in Congress and so they threaten him. Hm, sounds just like SJW threatening anyone who is funny.

Which raises the question, who is the dog and who is the tail?

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (xarPm)

277 his jello brain is turning into chipotle

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 07:11 PM (nFwvY)

278 Million? Billion? Trillion? Who's counting!? Don't make me get my chain!

Posted by: Joe B at September 17, 2019 07:11 PM (6XZdO)

279 Under our clothes, some of us are...different.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Q3dyo)

Yeh, pull the other one sugar. Everyone knows your gorgeous.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (myjNJ)

280 Weird idiot.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (tH5fk)

281 The populace will put the lotion on its skin.

Posted by: Biden, lowering a bucket at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (Q3dyo)

282 What's hilarious to me is that this is all he did at the debate. He just threw out crazy, stupid stuff, made weird noises, and invented ridiculous stories, and people (even here) are CERTAIN he won that. And yet when he does it now, ts proof he's crazy and can't win.

Which is it, folks?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

283 Mary Beth Long
@LongDefense
BREAKING INSIDE SOURCE: Quds Force drones that attacked #Saudi brought to #Iraq & assembled in Basra then moved for desert to fly over Hafar al Batin to targets; missiles assembled at al Sakr (outside of Habineayah AB) then moved SW to Nakhayb, across border from Ar-Ar KSA.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (BqBId)

284 Biden needs to go to the happy home, with trees, and flowers, and chirping birds, and basket weavers that sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes...etc etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (9Om/r)

285 I was a wonk at Shoalin, man. Bad dudes, man.

Posted by: Joe B, still grasping at pebbles at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (QzkSJ)

286 Under our clothes, some of us are...different.
You have no idea...*hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (EgshT)

287 he removed Biden's brain and inserted a dill pickle.

My boogers taste like a salty hotdog!

Posted by: Joey Bidet

Sloppy Joe's brain has basically dissolved into cheez whiz - blowing his nose would basically result in an appetizer for toddlers everywhere.

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (32YRo)

288 Hey, listen. We're not talkin' just any dill pickle here, buddy. Let me tall you. I KNOW. I mean come on! This was a carnival pickle. This is like one of those pickles you get at the circus, or war torn Uganda when I was under fire by Tootsie Pop and those radical right wingers.
...
What was I talking about again?

Posted by: Joe's Brain at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (t41dG)

289 720 million women, all shitting at work. Since the NYT thinks they shit two at a time, gonna need 360 million shitters.

Posted by: Ass Chum at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (Jj+59)

290 279 Under our clothes, some of us are...different.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Q3dyo)

Yeh, pull the other one sugar. Everyone knows your gorgeous.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (myjNJ)

Next time, I ain't lookin'.... I will resist....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (90T4r)

291 278 Million? Billion? Trillion? Who's counting!? Don't make me get my chain!


Posted by: Joe B at September 17, 2019 07:11 PM (6XZdO)


"Jiffy Corn Pop and I don't care,
My brain has gone bye-bye!"

Joey Pastey

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (zXlV/)

292 Slow Joe Biden brags about his IQ to a CSPAN reporter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1j0FS0Z6ho

PS Every single claim in that 'brag' has been proven to be a lie. Except he did graduate from college.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (Z4rgH)

293 Yeh, pull the other one sugar. Everyone knows your gorgeous.
Posted by: madamemayhem


Pretty girls can have tails and prehensile feet, can't they?

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (Q3dyo)

294 If Trump had said this, it would be added to his tally of "lies."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 17, 2019 07:14 PM (OneoG)

295 Another post about crap?

What did we ever do to deserve this?


Apparently all of the problems in the world are so trivial the top stories are down to no-name hacks trying to sell a few books, and a demented old man trying to make conversation.

Off to a British tabloid to get something beyond typical lies from inside-the-beltway hacks.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 17, 2019 07:14 PM (lD3vL)

296 And the Grand Dignity Canal can always use more zeks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (jpBkc)



I rate this as true. Those canals aren't going to dig themselves!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:14 PM (BiNEL)

297 There are a billion stories in the Naked City, this is Joe's.

Posted by: NeoOtter at September 17, 2019 07:14 PM (0x00j)

298 >>Under our clothes, some of us are...different.

Some are engineered to be that way.

Posted by: Dr. Leekie @DYAD at September 17, 2019 07:14 PM (bDqIh)

299 And the Grand Dignity Canal can always use more zeks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And alligator keepers/laser techs for the Dignity Moat.

Posted by: Miklos from GECSPLAN at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (QzkSJ)

300 Zombie has some strong ju-ju.....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (90T4r)

301 What, his tax credit is going to make abortion illegal or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (2B9A/)

302 Cokie Roberts es mort?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (pyXW1)

303 Joe'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (ykYG2)

304 http://bit.ly/2QeSxAE
*******
Arizona progressives seek to censure Democratic Sen. Kyrsten Sinema

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (BqBId)

305 Quds Force drones that attacked #Saudi brought to #Iraq assembled
in Basra then moved for desert to fly over Hafar al Batin to targets;
missiles assembled at al Sakr (outside of Habineayah AB) then moved SW
to Nakhayb, across border from Ar-Ar KSA.


That's pig latin. The boss and I used to use it at the White House during a crisis.

Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:15 PM (EgshT)

306 Whenever I'm feeling wonky I usually take a nap. Or if I'm on stage I make a speech.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (COzlW)

307 Cokie Roberts es mort?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger



As the dio es longo.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (tH5fk)

308 Cokie Roberts es mort?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Approaching room temp.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (Z65m4)

309 Pretty girls can have tails and prehensile feet, can't they?
Posted by: zombie

Those lap dances cost extra.

Posted by: Miklos with a two dollar bill at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)

310 I will put the entirety of the 11ty billion Americans back to work with my child tax credit, my clean earf initiative and my chains for lifeguards savings plan! Now get me some chocolate milk for my Corn Pops, Rajish!
Joe "Badass" Biden

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (Hn6S7)

311 That's a whole lot more women who'll be too ashamed to poop, because of the Patriarchy.

Posted by: Zontar the Magnificent at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (kZT36)

312 Pretty girls can have tails and prehensile feet, can't they?
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM (Q3dyo)

Only if they have a pedicure with awesome nail polish! That's what icked me out....the toe nails.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (myjNJ)

313 Numbers dont matter when its the thought that others put in my head.

Posted by: Bidens input plugs at September 17, 2019 07:17 PM (Eu98u)

314 "Yeah? Yeah? Well Orange Man Drumf says stupid lies and gropes women too and you voted for him!!!!1!!!"
--every leftist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

315 I clicked on a Zombie nic once.

Once.

Turns out cataracts can be instantaneous.

Who knew?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 07:17 PM (+qBkz)

316 Pffffft *snort*

Dems are so F--k'd. No way Biden goes the distance here. He's a well-known gaff machine, and it's only Sept. 2019... Good grief. He's going to gaff himself out of the runnings in the next few weeks at this rate.

That, apparently, leaves the Dems with Lizzie Warren as their standard bearer (o, more accurately, their pallbearer)

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (DRgs8)

317 Arizona progressives seek to censure Democratic Sen. Kyrsten Sinema

Not enough freaky lesbian strap-on action in the Cloakroom?

Posted by: Joey Bidet at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (UFLLM)

318
Alternate poat title:

It's So Crazy, It Just Might Work!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (IkqSn)

319 Zombie is a honey badger.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (tH5fk)

320 -
--
Pretty girls can have tails and prehensile feet, can't they?


Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:13 PM

------------------

You betcha.

Posted by: James Cameron at September 17, 2019 07:19 PM (RVcmP)

321
Cokie Roberts es mort?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger



She's in stable condition. So, she's got that going for her....


which is nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:19 PM (IkqSn)

322 How is Mullet Lake Michigan this time of year?

Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 07:19 PM (1XAal)

323 I had one of those brain-dissolving amoebas. Fortunately it didn't do any damage.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:19 PM (COzlW)

324 Pretty girls can have tails and prehensile feet, can't they?
Posted by: zombie

Those lap dances cost extra.

Posted by: Miklos with a two dollar bill at September 17, 2019 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)


A "happy ending" with a masseuse with prehensile feet is something you never forget!

According to my friend...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (BiNEL)

325 Friggin haters. Leave.Biden.Alone!!!

He gets excited whenever he says "children"!!!!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (Vy7tf)

326 That, apparently, leaves the Dems with Lizzie Warren as their standard bearer (o, more accurately, their pallbearer)
Posted by: RichardWindsor


Won't that torque Hillz' ass?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (Z65m4)

327 Can you imagine how much Biden's campaign team has to drink each day to withstand trying to keep him coherent?

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (oiNtH)

328 If the craziness continues, I bet War Turtle manages to get a few Dem defectors into the Republican caucus. I would also bet that Sinema is one of them. Granted, she's a little bit nutzo, but she is already better than the dead crasher of airplanes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (C1Lsn)

329 Arizona progressives seek to censure Democratic Sen. Kyrsten Sinema

Dooo eeeet!! /Rorschacht

I would laugh so hard if pressure on the Left forces Sinema to switch parties on them. I bet Schumer is putting calls to Arizona to tell them to cut that shit out.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:20 PM (ykYG2)

330
So what happened in the Nadless House hearing today? The Left is shrieking in outrage and despair, but they avoid saying exactly why, so I assume the hamfisted attempt to ambush Lewandowski blew up in the Democrats' faces and made them look like shit clowns.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (+a65P)

331 The poop jokes went way over my head.

Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (EgshT)

332 Creepy Joe Biden is Willard Romney with better hair.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (kLDv+)

333 >>Biden needs to go to the happy home, with trees, and flowers, and chirping birds, and basket weavers that sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes. . .etc etc




It is just like television, only you can see much further.

Posted by: Joey Choo-cho Biden at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (bDqIh)

334 My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start
Posted by: Bwana Joe Dik at September 17, 2019 06:50 PM


In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef.

Posted by: Flo & Eddie at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (KkNy/)

335 Slow Joe needs more hair to sniff and more little girls to creep out, I guess.

Posted by: Zontar the Magnificent at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (kZT36)

336 What's that thing about clicking on zombie's nic over and over again and expecting a different result?

I know it's a thing.

Me? Only once. "Banana" in the tailpipe.

Never, ever again.

Posted by: teej at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (gJ3Vg)

337 Sinema is by far the least nutso Democrat in the caucus.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)

338 One woman with a job is nice, 720 million with jobs is a statistic.
-- Zombie Joe Stalin

There are three kinds of untruths. . .
-- Zombie Mark Twain

Posted by: Bartlett's Book of Zombies at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)

339 Assuming that Biden's health forces him out of the race early on (perhaps before the first primary vote), that leaves us with Elizabeth Warren who, while remarkably unlikable and ridiculous, is less easy to attack than Biden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

340 A "happy ending" with a masseuse with prehensile feet is something you never forget!

According to my friend...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar



Chimpanzee ftw!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (Z65m4)

341 Sorry to interrupt the Biden silliness, but it looks like Netenyahu lost...


@Yair_Rosenberg
If the revised exits are right - and we still have no idea if they are - the Arab vote in Israel may have just toppled Bibi. The revision of the exits *against* Netanyahu bucks the trend of them usually being more favorable for him and the right. So there's that.

Posted by: DahlandMeier at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (pK2lC)

342 Guys....we have to get this Chimp nominated....so lay off for now.

Posted by: Doggfish at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (hHpOV)

343 "Oh? Will we be importing the entire population of Central and South America to increase our population to over a billion?"

This is exactly what HRC intended to do, we learned from the Wikileaks emails. But, hey, no plastic straws!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (iw59Q)

344 I've been enjoying Corey Lewandowski ask Democrats how his ass tastes all day long. They wanted soundbites. But not these soundbites.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (lPIUL)

345 A communist, a liar, and this doddering old fool. Is this the best the Dems can do? So who's finger do we want on the button???
Hmmmm. Let me think.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)

346
Consultant 1: Do you think anybody saw Biden eating the dead rat?

Consultant 2: I don't think anybody noticed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (+a65P)

347 LOL, I'm guessing Zombie's photo is a detail from a piece by Podesta top artist Patricia Piccinini?


Whole shot below.


https://tinyurl.com/y63f6sjo


Posted by: clutch cargo at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (Z1ykJ)

348 282 What's hilarious to me is that this is all he did at the debate. He just threw out crazy, stupid stuff, made weird noises, and invented ridiculous stories, and people (even here) are CERTAIN he won that. And yet when he does it now, ts proof he's crazy and can't win.

Which is it, folks?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:12 PM (KZzsI)


All of the above.
Except he's not gonna win.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (Ut9W7)

349 Joey's campaign song will be "They're Coming To Take Me Away", by Napoleon XIV.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (C1Lsn)

350 I actually imagine debating Joe could be hard with the sheer volume of bullshit and mental breakdowns.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (zJmMh)

351 How long can it take to count votes in Israel?

It's Rhode Island.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (tH5fk)

352 337 Sinema is by far the least nutso Democrat in the caucus.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)


And that says a lot right there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (zXlV/)

353 Krysten Skinemax has a better record of being a republican than Juan McStain or Jeffress Flake ever had.

Posted by: DBCooper at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (bttOm)

354
Guaranteed Prediction:

If Netanyahoo loses, Fake News tomorrow will tell us "it's bad for Trump in 2020."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (IkqSn)

355 Consultant 1: Do you think anybody saw Biden eating the dead rat?



Consultant 2: I don't think anybody noticed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (+a65P)


That's totally unfair and untrue.

The rat wasn't dead until he ate it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM (Z1ykJ)

356
Somehow, some way, Fake News will connect Trump 2020 to Netanyahoo's (possible) loss, tomorrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM (IkqSn)

357 350 I actually imagine debating Joe could be hard with the sheer volume of bullshit and mental breakdowns.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:24 PM (zJmMh)


He can't hit him too hard other wise appearing mean.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM (Ut9W7)

358 If Netanyahoo loses, Fake News tomorrow will tell us "it's bad for Trump in 2020.

Or, if Netipot wins!

The headlines were written last month!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM (UFLLM)

359 339 Assuming that Biden's health forces him out of the race early on (perhaps before the first primary vote), that leaves us with Elizabeth Warren who, while remarkably unlikable and ridiculous, is less easy to attack than Biden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (KZzsI)


Watch it young man, or it'll go on your permanent record! - Lizzie "School Marm" Warren

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (zXlV/)

360 "339 Assuming that Biden's health forces him out of the race early on (perhaps before the first primary vote), that leaves us with Elizabeth Warren who, while remarkably unlikable and ridiculous, is less easy to attack than Biden."

Yes. I'll go with the betting markets on this one and agree, based on present circumstances, Warren will be nominated. And if she somehow makes it to the White House, it will cause a catastrophic economic collapse and Warren will consider that a feature and not a bug.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (iw59Q)

361 Lewandowski treated those commie fucktards exactly the way they should be treated. He brought the circus to the big top.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (nDe2U)

362 didn't this site ban DahlandMeier for his gloating earlier in the special elections that proved to be total LIES ?

He's a shill. He doesn't deserve to be here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (ykYG2)

363 Triumph the Insult Comic Dog:

Joe Biden would make a great president OF A NURSING HOME!

Posted by: Hepcat at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (5b+Sr)

364 Chimpanzee ftw!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (Z65m4)


I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (aS1PU)

365 Politifact: Mostly true because Orangemanbad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (wfdhz)

366 >> Joey's campaign song will be "They're Coming To Take Me Away", by Napoleon XIV.



No way, Kemosabe, it will be "The Streak."

Posted by: Joey Choo-cho Biden at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (bDqIh)

367 Assuming that Biden's health forces him out of the race early on (perhaps before the first primary vote), that leaves us with Elizabeth Warren who, while remarkably unlikable and ridiculous, is less easy to attack than Biden.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

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My nightmare is a Warren/Ayanna Pressley ticket.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (x61Wp)

368 anyway, nice that DahlandMeier has added 'antisemite' to his resume.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (ykYG2)

369 Posted by: DahlandMeier at September 17, 2019 07:22 PM (pK2lC)
*******
Hey Kids Dumb & Dumber is back ! did you remember to put your Underroos on underneath your Pants this time?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (BqBId)

370 Warren will be nominated. And if she somehow makes it to the White House

Unpossible! *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms who voted for Obama. Twice. at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (EgshT)

371 And the Grand Dignity Canal can always use more zeks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 07:10 PM (jpBkc)


I rate this as true. Those canals aren't going to dig themselves!

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Sample induction notice:

https://tinyurl.com/y3m8dx6h

Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary, Grand North American Dignity Canal Construction Corps at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (EuOUw)

372 What little I saw and read of the Lewindowsky hearings he treated them, and the congressmen who took part, with the contempt and mockery they deserved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

373 DO NOT MAKE COITUS WITH MONKEYS

Posted by: LA Zoo Signs at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (nDe2U)

374 Not just Biden, the whole dim set of losers are fucking nuts.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (0OmEj)

375 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:26 PM (ykYG2)
*******
20th Century software & hosting can not stop VPN's

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (BqBId)

376 we must do everything in our power to get this geezer the nomination.

Posted by: vrf at September 17, 2019 07:29 PM (1QvcO)

377 Consultant 1: Do you think anybody saw Biden eating the dead rat?



Consultant 2: I don't think anybody noticed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 07:23 PM (+a65P)

That's totally unfair and untrue.

The rat wasn't dead until he ate it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM

Wait a minute. Biden's a geek? I may have to rethink my 2020 vote!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 07:29 PM (COzlW)

378 That, apparently, leaves the Dems with Lizzie Warren as their standard bearer (o, more accurately, their pallbearer)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (DRgs


Radio news talking point this morning was comparing her rally with Trumps.

Not that they said how many showed up to see the honest injun, just comparing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 07:29 PM (1g7ch)

379 What he meant to say was he's gonna decrease the workforce by 3000%.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 07:30 PM (uEbPt)

380 My nightmare is a Warren/Ayanna Pressley ticket.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at September 17, 2019 07:27 PM (x61Wp)


Huh. My nightmare is a Democrat who is charming, with a good line of patter, a sense of humor, who can make people think that he is really interested in their concerns and is the best person to look out for them.

You know - like Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:30 PM (zXlV/)

381 I was hoping Lewandowski would throw in a reference to Guam flipping over. The bit about President Swalwell was nice but he left so much on the table.

Posted by: Hepcat at September 17, 2019 07:30 PM (5b+Sr)

382 20th Century software

The deuce you say!

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 17, 2019 07:30 PM (EgshT)

383 Did someone ask SloJoeFizz if illegals would get those tax credits as well, or would they be hired off the books to do the nanny care? Or both?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (Cus5s)

384 Warren is an unlikable hag. Trump would put that in lights.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (uEbPt)

385 That, apparently, leaves the Dems with Lizzie Warren as their standard bearer (o, more accurately, their pallbearer)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 17, 2019 07:18 PM (DRgs


Radio news talking point this morning was comparing her rally with Trumps.

Not that they said how many showed up to see the honest injun, just comparing.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 07:29 PM (1g7ch)


There are those who say that the turnout to her rally was 720 million.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (aS1PU)

386 Sample induction notice:

https://tinyurl.com/y3m8dx6h
Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary

This was nice to see again. Has the GPO awarded the printing contract?

Posted by: Miklos, who is unfond of failures to communicate at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

387 Somehow, some way, Fake News will connect Trump 2020 to Netanyahoo's (possible) loss, tomorrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:25 PM (IkqSn)

Actually they might have a point here, Bibi was talking about his close ties with PDJT and I believe the Arab Israeli voters turned out big time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (BiNEL)

388 My nightmare is a Democrat who is charming, with a good line of patter, a sense of humor, who can make people think that he is really interested in their concerns and is the best person to look out for them.

Nobody like that in this race. There's not even anyone that people remotely relate to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

389 we must do everything in our power to get this geezer the nomination.
Posted by: vrf at September 17, 2019 07:29 PM (1QvcO)

Yup...I will be voting for him in the primaries.

Joe will win the nomination, it's the only way the criminal gang of democrats can get rid of him without having the Clinton's put a hit on his ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 07:32 PM (Z+IKu)

390
The deuce you say!
Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 17, 2019 07:30 PM (EgshT)

And just like that we come back to poop again.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)

391 Also Trump-Warren would look waaaaay too much like 2016. The Democrats deal in subconscious and conscious persuasion. It won't be Warren.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 07:32 PM (uEbPt)

392 a "ground control to Sheila Lee" reference would have been nice too, but we can't have everything.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:32 PM (ykYG2)

393 This was nice to see again. Has the GPO awarded the printing contract?
Posted by: Miklos, who is unfond of failures to communicate at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

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We will use zek labor from defunct newspapers. No need for them to learn to code. They will get the ink on their hands for once.

Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary, Grand North American Dignity Canal Construction Corps at September 17, 2019 07:33 PM (EuOUw)

394 Again, every word Joe says is a lie or sheer fantasy. Debating that could be overwhelming, especially with the moderator aggressively defending the senile old man.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:33 PM (zJmMh)

395 That questioning by the ringer like " As a former wife beater when did you stop beating your wife" got really tiring.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 07:33 PM (ZCEU2)

396 Arizona progressives seek to censure Democratic Sen. Kyrsten Sinema

--

What did she do?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 17, 2019 07:34 PM (JoUsr)

397
News Breaking LIVE
@NewsBreaking
BREAKING: Venezuelan authorities have reportedly released opposition figure Edgar Zambrano from jail - AFP

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:34 PM (BqBId)

398 Pass the Fiddle Faddle, Corn Pop!

Posted by: Granny Rictus McBotoximplants at September 17, 2019 07:34 PM (kLDv+)

399 https://tinyurl.com/y3m8dx6h

Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary, Grand North American Dignity Canal Construction Corps at September 17, 2019 07:28 PM (EuOUw)



I am sure Uncle Palp would approve...

and probably award you a medal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:35 PM (BiNEL)

400 Joe will win the nomination, it's the only way the criminal gang of democrats can get rid of him without having the Clinton's put a hit on his ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 07:32 PM (Z+IKu)


When that little Mexican runt Castro asserted Biden had forgotten what he'd said two minutes earlier, I would have given ANYTHING for Biden to have replied, "Julian, you need to step off that box you're standing on. The unaccustomed altitude is affecting your brain."

That would have been the last time anyone crossed Biden in public.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 07:35 PM (jpBkc)

401 So, Tuesday has become poopy penis day.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 17, 2019 07:36 PM (RjYVG)

402 How will Snopes rate this claim, I wonder?
"Republicans were quick to pounce on Vice President Biden's latest speech, which, in spite of minor inaccuracies, hints at a larger truth".

Posted by: PG at September 17, 2019 07:36 PM (iqCkn)

403 If Sinema defects, War Turtle could make her majority whip. Sinema likes the whip.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 17, 2019 07:36 PM (C1Lsn)

404 I can haz moar Biden?

Posted by: kallistololz cat at September 17, 2019 07:37 PM (J3qJd)

405 Yeah! Poopy Penis Day!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at September 17, 2019 07:37 PM (nDe2U)

406 Hairyback Guy, that's why I mentioned the superdelegates. Democrat primaries are for the rubes.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:37 PM (ykYG2)

407 Sinema likes the whip.

It moved.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:37 PM (tH5fk)

408 Nobody like that in this race. There's not even anyone that people remotely relate to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:31 PM (KZzsI)


I know. They're all fighting hard for the approval of the narrowest segment of the angry wing of the Democrats, which while well-represented in the MSM, isn't actually a big segment of the people who will be voting in 13-14 months. Biden is the closest and whatever touch he may have had is now gone.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:37 PM (zXlV/)

409 I could learn to like Sinema as Republican Whip

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (ykYG2)

410 "Since President Biden would add many new jobs to the economy by his brilliant leadership and policy ideas, we rate this claim as mostly true"
--Snopes, Politifact, Washington Post, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

411 I could learn to like Sinema as Republican Whip
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Plus: hooker boots!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (iB1oa)

412 minor inaccuracies

Hah!

Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (EgshT)

413 My nightmare is a Democrat who is charming, with a good line of patter, a sense of humor, who can make people think that he is really interested in their concerns and is the best person to look out for them.

Aaaaand you have just described Fast Eddie (Rendell). No idea why they keep him on the shelf

He'd be tough to beat!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (Rarvo)

414 CFM Boots and the whip. And mini skirt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2019 07:39 PM (nDe2U)

415


You know, Joe Bidet is so mentally unstable, he'd get elected and then do everything the opposite of the Leftists not knowing any better.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:39 PM (zBaqJ)

416 I could learn to like Sinema as Republican Whip

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 07:38 PM (ykYG2)


It would be easy to compile a list of Republicans that she should whip!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (BiNEL)

417 Some Lewandowski testimony collected here:
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/342352/

BTW, it's pronounced policy "wank".

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (Dh1wo)

418
I am sure Uncle Palp would approve...

and probably award you a medal!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:35 PM (BiNEL)

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Sadly, I made that as a joke especially for Palp, but it was the week he vanished, and he never saw it

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (EuOUw)

419 Not to sound like a grammar Nazi, but he should of said a different number.
*******
*I* am the gramma nazi!
He should 'have' said a different number.
Thank you.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (Tr9MK)

420 My nightmare is a Democrat who is charming, with a good line of patter, a sense of humor, who can make people think that he is really interested in their concerns and is the best person to look out for them.

*****

Look for a governor somewhere to emerge. Young. Charming. Executive government experience. The Dems and Hollywood will invent something to splash whoever it is onto the national stage.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (axyOa)

421
414 CFM Boots and the whip. And mini skirt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2019 07:39 PM (nDe2U)


And the leather corset.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (zXlV/)

422 You remember, you had to beat your chainsaw off the bumper of a 42 International Harvester, then you had to soak in in brine, to get it nice and rusty before you slice your enemy into easily broiled bits. So, Walter, a mechanic and the only other white guy within eyesight gave me a pair of rain-ex windshield wipers, he said use these to wipe the smile of Tony the Tiger's crusty mug.


Joe "Bad Man fondling Bad Girls" Biden

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (Hn6S7)

423 122 Chloe Salsameda @ChloeSalsameda
#NEW: The House Judiciary Committee is considering holding former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski in contempt.

"Mr. Lewandowski, your behavior in this hearing room has been completely unacceptable." - Chairman Jerry Nadler



Fat ass Penguin.

Nadless, we knew Burgess Meredith, and you are no Burgess Meredith!



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (sy5kK)

424 Aaaaand you have just described Fast Eddie (Rendell). No idea why they keep him on the shelf

---------

He publicly criticized Thundershart during the campaign. Unforgivable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (EuOUw)

425 You know, Joe Bidet is so mentally unstable, he'd get elected and then do everything the opposite of the Leftists not knowing any better.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton

So for the progressive base, he should name Flo as VP?

Posted by: Miklos, solutions a specialty at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)

426 CFM Boots and the whip. And mini skirt.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2019 07:39 PM (nDe2U)

I ain't in to chicks, but even I think that's hot.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (myjNJ)

427 News Breaking LIVE
@NewsBreaking
BREAKING: Venezuelan authorities have reportedly released opposition figure Edgar Zambrano from jail - AFP
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:34 PM

Well, the ice rink isn't gonna smooth itself.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (COzlW)

428 Haggie Maberman
@maggieNYT
Lewandowski is far from a beloved figure in the president's orbit. But even his biggest detractors were giving him grudging praise for a very defiant and often non-responsive performance.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (BqBId)

429 And you're welcome.p

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (Tr9MK)

430 There's contempt in my pants. A lot of it.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (EgshT)

431 Look for a governor somewhere to emerge. Young. Charming. Executive government experience. The Dems and Hollywood will invent something to splash whoever it is onto the national stage.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (axyOa)


Wow. You just described Gavin Newsom. How weird is that?

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (aS1PU)

432 425 You know, Joe Bidet is so mentally unstable, he'd get elected and then do everything the opposite of the Leftists not knowing any better.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton

So for the progressive base, he should name Flo as VP?
Posted by: Miklos, solutions a specialty at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)


"Ma Flo is linoleum!"

- - Joe Bidet

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (zBaqJ)

433 Did Creepy Joe specify that those 720 million jobs would be added to the U.S. economy?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (zJmMh)

434 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (EuOUw)

Palp's successful vanishing act still bugs me. In spite of my better judgement, I miss that reprobate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 07:42 PM (BiNEL)

435 Chloe is teh hawt. I appreciate OAN for doing a 180 off of Fox, and going for brunette ethnic chicks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:43 PM (EuOUw)

436 Did Creepy Joe specify that those 720 million jobs would be added to the U.S. economy?

"See I meant China, I'm not crazy like they say!!!"
--Joe "Cracker Jack" Biden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

437 427 News Breaking LIVE
@NewsBreaking
BREAKING: Venezuelan authorities have reportedly released opposition figure Edgar Zambrano from jail - AFP
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 07:34 PM

Well, the ice rink isn't gonna smooth itself.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 07:41 PM (COzlW)


"PFFT!"

- - Led Zeppole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)

438 Imagine a debate between Trump (totally unfiltered) and Biden (eyeballs bleeding, dentures and drool falling out of his mouth, having a stroke on stage in real time). OMG that would be epic. Might even become the only debate that could top the 2003 California Governor recall election debate (with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arianna Huffingtomn, Cruz Bustamante, Tom McClintock, and Peter Camejo), which still ranks as the best debate ever.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:43 PM (Q3dyo)

439 "Senator Warren's crowd size was 725,000,000 today!"

The media does not do this for any other candidate.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (COzlW)

440 Biden math > common core.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (3H9h1)

441 *I* am the gramma nazi!




Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (Tr9MK)

You're going to have a full time job reading the shit I write.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (9Om/r)

442 Good Lord, Zombie --

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT POOR CREATURE??!!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (QU+qf)

443 Love that sidebar piece on candidate Joe Walsh: "I hate all you stupid cult like lemming Republicans!!! Oh, and Vote for Me!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (V2Yro)

444 Look for a governor somewhere to emerge. Young.
Charming. Executive government experience. The Dems and Hollywood will
invent something to splash whoever it is onto the national stage.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 07:40 PM (axyOa)

---
It will be Hillary.

The Clintons are supporting Biden to clear out the field. They want Harris out because she belongs to the Obamas and her failure is their pleasure.

As soon as the ranks have thinned enough, oppo research will torpedo the remainder and then Dem spinner will start questioning Joe's health - just in time for a divided convention.

Hillary will be the consensus candidate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)

445
NOTICE HOW HERR NADLER WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH CARTER PAGE.

Notice how Fake News has no interest in Carter Page, also.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:45 PM (IkqSn)

446 Notice how the applause stopped after the "720 million". LOL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 07:45 PM (9hauA)

447 443
Love that sidebar piece on candidate Joe Walsh: "I hate all you stupid
cult like lemming Republicans!!! Oh, and Vote for Me!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo
---
Did he actually quit the party, or just do a "If you don't nominate me, I quit!' flounce.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:46 PM (cfSRQ)

448 let's give this lunatic the nuclear codes.



What could possibly go wrong?[/]

12345 same as my luggage.

Posted by: Scroob at September 17, 2019 07:46 PM (FhXTo)

449 As soon as the ranks have thinned enough, oppo research will torpedo the remainder and then Dem spinner will start questioning Joe's health - just in time for a divided convention.

Hillary will be the consensus candidate.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Questioning health? Yes. Let's. Let us question Hillary's health.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (Z65m4)

450 Questioning health? Yes. Let's. Let us question Hillary's health.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:46 PM (d0Dmj)


her health can't be questioned because it doesn't exist.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (aS1PU)

451 Gone unchallenged, such a statement would be swinging some votes.
Ask the average Joe on the street the population of the US. Many if not most are clueless.
Welcome to the age of the Lowest Information Voyer c/o our equally impressive public education system.

Posted by: The 3,007,843th Congressman at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (TPROn)

452 let's give this lunatic the nuclear codes.


Well, Clinton lost them for a couple of months.

Feature or bug?

Posted by: Miklos, also using a two key system at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (QzkSJ)

453 Oh? Will we be importing the entire population of Central and South America to increase our population to over a billion?
=====

Sadly, you probably are correct.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (JcXHH)

We'll need way more than that to get 720 million *more* women of working age.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (9hauA)

454 Well, that's disconcerting to the 93 million Americans who are killed every day by guns, according to Terry McAuliffe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:48 PM (gAXBD)

455 "Lieberman passed up the post of defense minister in Netanyahu's government following April's election and refused to join the new coalition because of what he said was the excessive influence it granted to ultra-Orthodox Jewish parties. "

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 07:48 PM (Ut9W7)

456 Questioning health? Yes. Let's. Let us question Hillary's health.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (Z65m4)

---
You'll see the turn because all these gaffes will suddenly be put into supercuts as the talking heads frown thoughtfully over stuff that's months old but only now becomes important.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)

457 Posted by: The 3,007,843th Congressman at September 17, 2019 07:47 PM (TPROn)


T'pron was my favorite Vulcan.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 07:48 PM (tH5fk)

458 He meant the 330 million Americans and the 390 million immigrants he plans to import when he opens the borders.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (gAXBD)

459 Never explained is how tinkering with the Child Tax Credit would put even ONE person to work, much less 720 million.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (Q3dyo)

460 >>let's give this lunatic the nuclear codes.
What could possibly go wrong?[


Uhhhh . . .

Posted by: SEAL Team 6 at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (bDqIh)

461 455 ultra-Orthodox Jewish parties. "
Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 07:48 PM (Ut9W7)


I saw the Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Parties open for Weather Report at Birdland in '77.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (zBaqJ)

462 Is it against the rules of the House to treat Congress critters with the absolute contempt they deserve?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (zJmMh)

463 T'bag is Corey Booker's favorite Vulcan.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (gAXBD)

464 463 T'bag is Corey Booker's favorite Vulcan.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (gAXBD)


I thought it was T'Bone...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (zBaqJ)

465 Never explained is how tinkering with the Child Tax Credit would put even ONE person to work, much less 720 million.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (Q3dyo)


It's obvious that everyone with kids will go right out and hire nannies.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (aS1PU)

466 Regardless of what the number was supposed to be, has anybody pointed out that we aren't really struggling with unemployment?

Posted by: Original Roy at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (hOlnG)

467 >>Never explained is how tinkering with the Child Tax Credit would put even ONE person to work, much less 720 million.




Easy, that's Step #2

Posted by: Underpants Gnome at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (bDqIh)

468
12345 same as my luggage.
Posted by: Scroob at September 17, 2019 07:46 PM (FhXTo)

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I have an exceedingly paranoid, mentally-ill aunt who my family doesn't get along with. At all.

She came to visit us once (yay!), and couldn't get her luggage open, so naturally assumed that the train line people had changed it to mess with her. She went and got new clothes.

Meanwhile I monkeyed with it for two minutes, figured out she'd set it to "000" and forgotten about it. I found enough dank weed in there to keep me and my brother stoned for the whole summer, just by skimming a bit.

Maybe she was right to be a paranoiac.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (EuOUw)

469 I saw the Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Parties open for Weather Report at Birdland in '77.

The klezmer jam was awesome!

Posted by: Miklos, but Nogen David gives me a headache at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)

470
Carter Page was the big Russian spy in the Trump camp.

Carter Page was the lynch pin in the fbi investigation and the catalyst for the FISA scam.

And, yet, there is no interest nor curiosity in Carter Page, today. Weird, eh? Carter Page is on record saying he'll be happy to talk and tell everything he knows -- but no takers. Strange. It's almost like Fake News and the Democrats don't want to hear what Carter Page has to say.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (IkqSn)

471 LOL

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (gAXBD)

472 455 "Lieberman passed up the post of defense minister in Netanyahu's government following April's election and refused to join the new coalition because of what he said was the excessive influence it granted to ultra-Orthodox Jewish parties. "
Posted by: Hawthorne


Translation into English:

"I want to be Prime Minister soooooo bad, and if I intentionally collapse the coalition and instigate new elections, maybe I will be named "compromise Prime Minister" and get my wish. Sooooo...I'll think up some half-assed excuse and resign, setting off a new election."

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (Q3dyo)

473 I think Joe's IQ is only about 350 milli-Kohns, far below the generally-accepted "Wonk" level of 500 mK. Sad.

Next Trump gambit: Pssst! Nominate Joe and I'll release all my tax returns. Swearsies.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2019 07:52 PM (fpxQt)

474 The new Windy's commercial featuring Clara something:
"Where's the poop?"

Posted by: Oh look there's a quarrel. On a cruise ship. at September 17, 2019 07:52 PM (64PZ4)

475 465 Never explained is how tinkering with the Child Tax Credit would put even ONE person to work, much less 720 million.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (Q3dyo)

It's obvious that everyone with kids will go right out and hire nannies.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (aS1PU)


All named Reid, Epstein and Polanski...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 07:52 PM (zBaqJ)

476 Biden would be the first president who would need security on the White House doors to keep him in rather than keep other people out.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:53 PM (zJmMh)

477 Our betters have been giving it away. Clearly.

I am going to personally pay for Paul Ryan's base jumping lessons.

I wonder if I can get a Gift Certificate?

Posted by: nip at September 17, 2019 07:53 PM (RXwUQ)

478 Right after we were shot down on that mountain in Afghanistan, that Navy Captain said, Mr Vice President, we are gonna have to fight our way to the emergency extract site. I told that Navy guy, I am the f'n Vice President, the defeater of Corn Pop and his bad boys, I have taken Trump behind the gym and given him a good butt whoopin'. No Taliban got anything those guys had. Give me a 6 foot length of chain and a shotgun I can rack a few times. Those Taliban will go runnin' and we can get this Silver Star to that wanna be hero. After that, we'll go hang with my buddies the Somali cab drivers in Dover. You'll dig it. Just like Mogadishu without the khat.
Genghis "Joe Biden" Khan

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 17, 2019 07:54 PM (Hn6S7)

479 And all you people thought he was good for was sniffin' hair.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:54 PM (gAXBD)

480 Biden would be the first president who would need security on the White House doors to keep him in rather than keep other people out.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2019 07:53 PM (zJmMh)


Good thing too since I heard that Joe sleep walks and likes to piss in the ice cube trays.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:55 PM (aS1PU)

481 475 465 Never explained is how tinkering with the Child Tax Credit would put even ONE person to work, much less 720 million.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:49 PM (Q3dyo)

It's obvious that everyone with kids will go right out and hire nannies.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 17, 2019 07:50 PM (aS1PU)


All named Reid, Epstein and Polanski...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


"AVAILABLE
Nanny looking for position.
Can do moonwalk to entertain kids.
Also have chimp for parties.
PO Box J5, Los Olivos, CA"

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 07:55 PM (Q3dyo)

482 If you can't strive to become the Supple Leopard that I am, 720 million of you wenches will taste my ass.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at September 17, 2019 07:55 PM (kLDv+)

483 @CalebJHull

Swalwell: "So every note you take of the President, you put in a safe? How big is that safe?"

Lewandowski: "It's a big safe, Congressman. There's a lot of guns in there."

Swalwell is so triggered.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y37sgxno

Posted by: Tami at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (cF8AT)

484 PO Box J5


heh

Posted by: Miklos, easy as 1-2-3 at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (QzkSJ)

485
*I* am the gramma nazi!
He should 'have' said a different number.
Thank you.
Posted by: Thanatopsis

======

That's what I was going for. In the spirit of "Not to be a wonk, but 720 million women will be added to the workforce."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (3EPLG)

486 It will be Hillary.

The Clintons are supporting Biden to clear out the field. They want Harris out because she belongs to the Obamas and her failure is their pleasure.

As soon as the ranks have thinned enough, oppo research will torpedo the remainder and then Dem spinner will start questioning Joe's health - just in time for a divided convention.

Hillary will be the consensus candidate.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)


And upon announcement the entire DNC will bite down on their cyanide capsules while simultaneously firing a luger into their temples.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 07:56 PM (zXlV/)

487 Hillary will be the consensus candidate.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2019 07:44 PM

Panned, bested, and unsteady.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (COzlW)

488 479 And all you people thought he was good for was sniffin' hair.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2019 07:54 PM (gAXBD)

Turns out hairspray kills as many brain cells as glue when sniffed.

The more you know...

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (+qBkz)

489 Meanwhile I monkeyed with it for two minutes,
figured out she'd set it to "000" and forgotten about it. I found enough
dank weed in there to keep me and my brother stoned for the whole
summer, just by skimming a bit.




Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 07:51 PM (EuOUw)

A bit? I admire your constraint. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2019 07:57 PM (9Om/r)

490 nood

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 07:58 PM (iB1oa)

491 Nood.

Posted by: Miklos, nooding at September 17, 2019 07:58 PM (QzkSJ)

492 Corn Pop didn't kick Biden's ass because despite his gang life, Corn Pop swore he would never beat up or rob a retarded person.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

493 And the center of the earth is 5 million degrees. Thousands, millions, billions, trillions? What's the difference?
Educated Schooled democrat, "Is that 5 million degrees Fahrenheit or Celsius?"

Posted by: FlimFlammed at September 17, 2019 08:22 PM (ZTDnL)

494 Haven't read through the comments, so apologies for repeating something already said. But it used to be - before our reliance on day care, that mothers stayed home to raise their families.
"Uncle Joe" (as in Stalin) wants to take families away from parents, and put them into institutions where they can be indoctrinated into the Hard Left - taught things like "Open Borders: Good" and "Fossil Fuels: Bad". Main thing is to break up families (like they so successfully did in the Black community - which is now pretty solidly a Democrat voting block; God knows why?).

Posted by: One-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at September 17, 2019 08:49 PM (/sTHK)

495 68 Wow what mathematical scumen Joey Bidet has

Scrotal acumen? Well, THAT would explain why he doesn't gesture much during the debates.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2019 09:07 PM (fpxQt)

496 hey backwardsboy, I want to contribute to your MIM strat fund, how can I do that ? seriously.

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 17, 2019 09:10 PM (B+t5k)

497 That's a pretty big number to pull out of one's ass, sure it was Biden and not Pete?

Posted by: Doug at September 18, 2019 01:35 AM (89il5)

Pogrebin and Kelly: It Was Totes Our Editor Who Accidentally Removed the Disclosure That The "Victim" Denies Max Stier's Claim
Also Pogrebin and Kelly: Oh Yeah, We Also "Accidentally" Forgot to Mention This In Our NPR Puff-Piece, Too

A lot of "accidental" omissions of a key detail which makes their book much less salable, if mentioned.

And they keep on "accidentally" forgetting to mention it.

Last night on Lawrence O'Donnell, the pair threw their editors under the bus and claimed, almost certainly falsely, that the editors decided to cut the key fact that this story is all about a "victim" who denies the event ever happened.

But when they recounted this same story on NPR, they strangely also failed to note this key detail -- no clumsy editor stumbling around making accidental deletions!

Apparently they just don't think this fact helps them sell their bullshit book, so they frequently "forget" to mention it.


In fact, the omission was so significant that Gross recorded an update and inserted it into the show immediately thereafter, noting the omission and how it also had to be corrected at the New York Times.

Pogrebin and Kelly have a pattern of omitting this detail, and other key details.

Even Terry Gross of NPR thought that the omission of this fact was beyond the pale, and rushed to add in the fact herself after the interview.


Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Another Whoops/Whoopsie: Kelly and Pogrebin commit another bald-faced "accident."

They claim that Brett Kavanaugh's fellow classmates were "mum" about these charges, and then claim that silence equals quiet condemnation.

But Kavanaugh's fellow classmates weren't "mum" about the claims -- they actively denied them.


Pogrebin and Kelly’s work has a pattern of omitting exculpatory evidence that supports Kavanaugh's consistent claim that he never sexually assaulted anyone. The Atlantic piece is excerpted from the book, which has the same error. Oddly, the book quotes the statement on page 140 and page 141, which they characterize as disloyal to Ramirez.

This article will be updated once The Atlantic corrects this latest error.

They keep accidentally omitting things which disprove their claim and would tank their book's sales.

This, by the way, is actual malice.

Supercut: Watch Kelly and Pegrobin spend 78 seconds first claiming that their editors made All The Mistakes and then changing their story to "it doesn't matter who did what, it's just a distraction from the real story, which is that you should buy our shit book which is a dry-hole bust so we have to constantly lie about it."



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:02 PM




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1 Accidents happen, wingnuts.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (oZ6kz)

2 Eleventh

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (uEbPt)

3 Yes there Were so many convenient accidents

Posted by: Count Fenring at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (vBH2i)

4 Thank goodness. That other thread was revolting.

Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (aXucN)

5 It's hard for liberals to remember salient facts.


/sad

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 05:04 PM (gdfZ0)

6 The worst part is, we could easily keep the media resuscitating this obvious lie. Once you ride a tiger, you can't keep telling him there's no more meat.

Posted by: trev006 at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (6v+w1)

7 #believeAllLiars

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (ptqGC)

8 I thought once you ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (oZ6kz)

9 We go from a thread that's full of shit to talking about the other ways the Poo York Times is full of shit. There's no way out.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at September 17, 2019 05:05 PM (vBH2i)

10 I heard the two authoresses used to sell their bodies for designer purses.

No, it doesn't matter what they say about it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (9hauA)

11 There limited space for publishing stuff! Let the editors do their jobs!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2019 05:06 PM (so+oy)

12 Other Papers: NYT, if you don't stop lying, you're gonna be a paper full of shit!

NYT: I...AM....a paper full of shit!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (oZ6kz)

13 Poop.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (1ISKN)

14 If there are no repercussions then why wouldn't they? They have proven the underpants gnomes correct.

Publish fake story
blank
Profit!!!

Posted by: ryukyu at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (vKhgw)

15 ... shocked, Shocked ...

Posted by: Adriane the Student Newspaper Critic ... at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (LPnfS)

16 Editor-shaming!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (bDqIh)

17 Just get it over with and blame Trump already.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM (jYnPD)

18 News Breaking LIVE @NewsBreaking
1m
BREAKING: The Trump administration is reportedly weighing several options as retaliatory action against Iran, with President Trump wanting a narrowly focused response that wouldn't draw the U.S. into broader conflict - NBC News

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (BqBId)

19 Byron York @ByronYork
1m
New WSJ-NBC poll of Democratic primary voters: Biden 31 Warren 25 Sanders 14 Buttigieg 7 Harris 5 Yang 4 Klobuchar 2 Booker 2:

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (BqBId)

20 "Let's sign these two to a sweet multi-million dollar movie deal!" -- The Obama Netflix Cabal

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (UgemJ)

21 Pogrebin and Kelly: It Was Totes Our Editor Who Accidentally Removed


LOLGFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (Z65m4)

22 If you read the transcript or listen to that NYT staff meeting you understand this better. They had zero concern about the accuracy, professionalism, or validity of their writing. Only the effect it had on them and their readers. Their job, as they see it, is to be a comfort room for their snowflake lefty readers, the people who weeped when Trump was elected and refuse to accept it to this day. They give those people a security blanket and whisper things in their ears that they wish were true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

23 Movie Executive Guy: "Oooh, destroying innocent people's lives just so we can keep killing babies is TIGHT!"

Everyone Not A Satanic Progressive: "Errrrr . . ."

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 05:08 PM (Mo1SD)

24 We were just getting started on the feminist poop thread.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (ujg0T)

25 The Trump administration is reportedly weighing several options as retaliatory action against Iran, with President Trump wanting a narrowly focused response that wouldn't draw the U.S. into broader conflict - NBC News
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The NYT has learned that most of those options involve poop shaming.

Posted by: Exclusive! at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (zRsfw)

26 also possibly conveniently omitted, that Trayvon's "girlfriend" that testified at the trial, was a stand in, an actor, and the prosecutors or maybe our clever FBI/CIA, suborned perjury to get those race riots started.


The real girlfriend was found, she looks more like the girlfriend I recall from some way back video of Trayvon from social media, not the heavy girl at the trial (who admitted/claimed she used the girlfriend's name when talking to Trayvon ... which is cray cray)


It was a Jussie Smollet production, but better done and after the fact, not just a prearranged stunt. Amazing if true ... that is only part of the story we have so far. looks true.



America Can We Talk intro's a clip ...
youtube.com/watch?v=h42bTVWTQAk

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (Cus5s)

27
They are more full of shit than the last thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (8XRCm)

28 Its all about the Deeper Truth, who cares what the facts are? Reality is in the way of what they wish to be true, its all a patriarchal white supremacist violence to insist on factual and accurate reporting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

29 >>"Let's sign these two to a sweet multi-million dollar movie deal!" -- The Obama Netflix Cabal

You kid, but I bet an HBO, Showtime or Netflx "documentary" is already in the works on this to make sure the MSM narrative sticks.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (bDqIh)

30 Some writers and editors did things.

Like lie and smear their asses off.

JMHO, I don't think this is what the Founders had in mind when writing the First Amendment.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (pw+jk)

31 If Kavanaugh wasn't so eeeeeeevvvvvviiiiiillll this wouldn't keep happening.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (+qBkz)

32 It's getting to the point where you can't trust a single leftist on any issue.

Meh. Not going to change much for me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (1ISKN)

33 They give those people a security blanket and whisper things in their ears that they wish were true.
==
So the NYT be like Grima Wormtongue and their readers Thodin the Insane.

Posted by: maybe too literary at September 17, 2019 05:10 PM (8zyNA)

34 how long before the MSM flushes this whole thing away?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:11 PM (ZqRa6)

35 Now do the part about leaving out the source being a Clinton attorney.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 05:11 PM (+m8Oo)

36 Don't use the NYT to train your dog. She'll assume another dog has already used it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 05:11 PM (ykYG2)

37
Republicans pounce.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:11 PM (7rVsF)

38 our editors were supposed to flush our deuces!

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 05:11 PM (nFwvY)

39 It sounds like a real shitshow.

Sorry. Wrong thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (Dh1wo)

40 I can relate, I'm always forgetting to add shit that makes me look guilty as hell.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (LOq4H)

41 I just peaked at Rick Wilson's twitter feed, mentioned in the earlier thread. Wow, he's really pissed off that Nadler blew the hearing today so badly, and that he let Lewandoski punk him at will.

What's funny is that the Genius Rick Wilson thinks that Congress has some power to compel testimony - it actually doesn't, not if the Attorney General thinks Congress is full of shit. House Committees are weak, powerless, useless little pieces of shit on their own, good for nothing but Kabuki theater. Rick Wilson is pissed off at finding out how our Government *actually* works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (Kpl3J)

42
I do wonder whether the NY Times editors they're referring to might be slightly miffed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (3EPLG)

43 In fact, the omission was so significant that Gross recorded an update and inserted it into the show immediately thereafter, noting the omission and how it also had to be corrected at the New York Times.

--

Was it corrected, or just updated?

Because it seems like a correction would have it someplace important, while an update will add a sentence in an old article.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (+m8Oo)

44 >>Now do the part about leaving out the source being a Clinton attorney.


And his wife being a DC judge whose nomination by Obama to the DC superior court expired, and then Trump nominated someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (bDqIh)

45 What a miserable day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (85Gof)

46 I just know Ace intentionally saved this post for after the previous one. Called a 'set up' in comedy, kids.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (ZqRa6)

47
This is another sign of the fraying public discourse under Trump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (7rVsF)

48 The New York Times is still in business?
Well I guess if they run out of TP in the ladies room they've got something to use.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

49 Dana Perino just said Kav should sue.

FWIW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

50 OK, now we have two posts in a row about poo from the same alleged "newspaper."

I sense a pattern.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (HaL55)

51 The liars are have a hard time these days, since we all know they are lying.

Posted by: Chris M at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (eAZVt)

52 The real girlfriend was found, she looks more like the girlfriend I recall from some way back video of Trayvon from social media, not the heavy girl at the trial (who admitted/claimed she used the girlfriend's name when talking to Trayvon ... which is cray cray)

It was a Jussie Smollet production, but better done and after the fact, not just a prearranged stunt. Amazing if true ... that is only part of the story we have so far. looks true.

America Can We Talk intro's a clip ...
youtube.com/watch?v=h42bTVWTQAk
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 05:09 PM (Cus5s)

the really outrageous part is that the Prosecutor was clearly in on the perjury, and on coaching the witness.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)

53 Pogrebin and Kelly vs Hemingway and Severino.

The former are considered "journalists", and their crap product and behavior are consistent with those of other "journalists" out there.

Hemmingway and Severino put out a well researched book, where they relief on facts and not convenient gut feelz. Yet the MSM basically ignored them. But they are propping up these frauds, who will suffer no consequences for their fake news.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (9hauA)

54 The Old Brown Lady!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2019 05:14 PM (Dh1wo)

55 I saw the Accidental Emissions open for the Sex Pistols at the Roxy in '99

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 17, 2019 05:14 PM (flINI)

56 you know it's a correction when the Times publishes it on p 68, just under the Tide Tables.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:14 PM (ZqRa6)

57

Filthy shits.

Posted by: Kookie Roberts, Scrunt at September 17, 2019 05:14 PM (bj/dy)

58 Accidentally On Purpose.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 05:14 PM (wiXsO)

59 Why record an update rather than, IDK, maybe not running the bullshit interview to begin with.

See they like it both ways, if you happen to buy into the completely bullshitted allegation and internalize it....oopsie....sorry 'bout that, but also, let's update this to show our true journalistic chops.

It's like accusing your wife of being a cheating whore at a dinner party with all your friends and then texting them later to let them know it might not be true.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (pyXW1)

60 We're really full of it. Integrity, objectivity, only the highest professional standards.

What el$e could po$$ibly be motivating u$?

Posted by: Pogrebin & Kelly at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (5itaF)

61 But calling these people an Enemy of the Public is beyond the pale.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (oVJmc)

62 "NYT: I...AM....a paper full of shit!"

or are the shit full of paper ...


they are not a newspaper organization, they are a propaganda machine. calling them a (news)paper full of shit is too kind. Spreading shit is their raison d'etre ... all their poop has those raisons, and they wrap it in paper and deliver it to the doorstep.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (Cus5s)

63
just under the Tide Tables.

Under the Legal Notices. In agate type.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (7rVsF)

64 Gee. It's almost like the NYT never had to omit the name of a female rape victim or under age perpetrator. Maybe a more sophisticated news organization can show them how it's done.

Posted by: Page Turner at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (HoxwO)

65 Oh did I do that?!?!

Ooopsie!

-NYT Editor

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (+qBkz)

66 Don't tell me they are only in it for the money.

Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (RuIsu)

67 49 Dana Perino just said Kav should sue.

FWIW.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

it feels good to say it, but he can't for several good reasons. For one thing, American law is set up so that it is almost impossible for a public figure to win a libel case. Second, it drags him down and will only keep this alive in the public's mind. (Streishand effect)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

68 We didn't mean to do what we thought you wouldn't see, so probably someone else is to blame for what we intentionally did, unintentionally.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (Ckg4U)

69 http://bit.ly/2AsL46g
*******
EPIC! Lewandowski NUKES Liberal Hack Eric Swalwell at Hearing - Repeatedly Refers to Him as "President Swalwell" (VIDEO)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)

70 sPOOn

Posted by: The Tick at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (t41dG)

71 Now do the part about leaving out the source being a Clinton attorney.
-
And his wife being a DC judge whose nomination by Obama to the DC superior court expired, and then Trump nominated someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (bDqIh)

--

Holy cow.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (+m8Oo)

72 "Pogrebin and Kelly Have totally convinced me to vote exclusively democrat from this point forward," Lifelong Republican.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/democrat/msm at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (x6XkS)

73 next up, exclusive to the NY Times! Trump doesn't always flush when he makes a tinkle. Responsible Republicans call for an investigation.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (ZqRa6)

74
Pogrebin and Kelly? They're the two women shitting together in the left hand stall in the NYT gender shit-shaming graphic, right?

Well, at least they don't take their shoes off.

I'll bet it's AOC who takes her shoes off when she shits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (f1Vqw)

75 We're really full of it. Integrity, objectivity, only the highest professional standards.

What el$e could po$$ibly be motivating u$?

Posted by: Pogrebin & Kelly at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (5itaF)


It's not money. It's commitment to Marxist agitation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (wpPM0)

76 Long way to go with the intrigues of Israeli politics and horse trading, but it appears to me that Netanyahus might be ending.

IF, IF, he has any class and sense of history he will resign and allow a coalition government..we will see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (85Gof)

77 Terry Gross, eh?

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (UUkQp)

78 Rick Wilson is pissed off at finding out how our Government *actually* works.
======
He's part of the problem and he knows it. He, like many others, is hoping to run out the clock until someone else wins the next election.

Posted by: Time is the fire in which we burn at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (B3gXn)

79
Notice these oopsies only happen when Republicans are the target.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (7rVsF)

80 I detest Swallowell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (wpPM0)

81 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Fuck You. #WAR

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

83 I'm already in contempt of those proceedings.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (wpPM0)

84 "next up, exclusive to the NY Times! Trump doesn't always flush when he makes a tinkle."

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

Posted by: Chris M at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (eAZVt)

85 do you risk food poisoning if you wrap fish in the NY Times?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (ZqRa6)

86 they are not a newspaper organization, they are a propaganda machine. calling them a (news)paper full of shit is too kind. Spreading shit is their raison d'etre ... all their poop has those raisons, and they wrap it in paper and deliver it to the doorstep.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (Cus5s)

As Andrew Klavan always says when referring to the rag: the New York Times, a former newspaper.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (9hauA)

87 Hadrian- Because Democrats are never the target

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (ZCEU2)

88 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

If there ever was a case of malice, this would be it.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (cGqiy)

89 "Kavanaugh was with his friends in a group, his pants were down, and his friends brought him over to a woman [name deleted.]"
_________________

A guy with his penis hanging out and his pants down is walking over to a woman (how does one do that when the pants are down?) and then his friends hand his penis to a woman, and nobody else at this party recalls this?

Total bullshit. What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?

Stier is clearly having homo fantasies or delusions. Or he just enjoys making stupid shit up. Or he spent way too much time around Bill Clinton. Or all of the above.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (k4dH2)

90 I detest Swallowell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (wpPM0)

Who doesnt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (85Gof)

91 http://bit.ly/2AsL46g

*******

EPIC! Lewandowski NUKES Liberal Hack Eric Swalwell at Hearing - Repeatedly Refers to Him as "President Swalwell" (VIDEO)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

92 If I weren't dead, I'd be aghast at these unseemly attacks on the dignity and rectitude of journalists.

Posted by: croakie boberts at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (ppBhU)

93 Look, Rather was punished not for his lies but for the fact that at one point he gave the game away with his "fake but accurate" business.

That's been a goto guideline for a long time. Only fear of lawyers and lawsuits prevented full time usage. And after Sullivan they were able to go nuts with it.

And because they were the only source for news, they got away with it for years. Until the internet and Rush Limbaugh. Then things got a bit dicey.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (cxIsI)

94 Were these broads handling Epstein security in jail?

Posted by: nip at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (Izot6)

95 I had a lib neighbor tell me I could have her NYT while she was traveling. I thanked her for being nice and then laughed to the point where she got irritated.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (nRWPy)

96 Now do the part about leaving out the source being a Clinton attorney.
-
And his wife being a DC judge whose nomination by Obama to the DC superior court expired, and then Trump nominated someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (bDqIh)

--

Holy cow.
=========
Tyranny by libel, slander and defamation. Do what we want or we will punish you in the media. . .

Sure no one is kneeling by a ditch with a gun at their head, but a soft tyranny is still tyranny.

Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (zRsfw)

97 05:15 PM (Cus5s)

As Andrew Klavan always says when referring to the rag: the New York Times, a former newspaper.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (9hauA)

He calls their editorial page Knucklehead Row and has a whole intro ditty for when he talks about them.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (9hauA)

98 What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?

This is straight-up entrapment.

Posted by: Corey Booker at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (ppBhU)

99 And his wife being a DC judge whose nomination by Obama to the DC superior court expired, and then Trump nominated someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy


No way.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (Mo1SD)

100 mollie hemingway's book "justice on trial" is ranked #124 in amazon books, but it doesn't appear on the nytimes bestseller list. twill be interesting to see where this "bombshell", so heavily promoted, will stand.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (Pg+x7)

101

They were in a rush, she says. "You know how it is," she said.

yeah, we do

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (vEIlU)

102 I knoooooow I'l never poop this way again
So, I'll keep holdin' in, it requires discipline
I knoooooow I'l never poop this way again
Hold in, hold in, hold in

Posted by: Dionne Warwick, still stuck in previous thread at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (DTX3h)

103 Poo is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

104 This is straight-up entrapment.
Posted by: Corey Booker
_____________

Hetero male, Corey, hetero.

Obviously, this isn't about you.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:21 PM (k4dH2)

105 Pogrebin and Kelly both look like they are constipated...all the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)

106 Total bullshit. What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (k4dH2)


This. In my *cough* years, I've never heard even a rumor of any normal guy ever doing anything like this, or having it done to him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (wpPM0)

107 Poo is a funny word.
Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:21

Poo smells more than poop.

Or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (cGqiy)

108
EPIC! Lewandowski NUKES Liberal Hack Eric Swalwell at Hearing - Repeatedly Refers to Him as "President Swalwell" (VIDEO)



Racist Ted Kennedy repeatedly mispronounced Alito's name as if it were too foreign for him to remember. It was a purposeful insult. No one remembers that (except my italian husband). It's a short italian name, and Kennedy was irish, for the love of God.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (nRWPy)

109 Pogrebin was a classmate of Brett's at Yale.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (ZfRYq)

110 re 89: like in the porn videos? Two guys rubbing against each other with the women who somehow looks like she just happens to be in the middle?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (ZqRa6)

111 69 http://bit.ly/2AsL46g
*******
EPIC! Lewandowski NUKES Liberal Hack Eric Swalwell at Hearing - Repeatedly Refers to Him as "President Swalwell" (VIDEO)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)

YES! FINALLY! Someone has the balls to demonstrate how to completely (and legally) wreck these idiotic little show trials that Congressmen try to conduct. Democrats have done this for decades, FINALLY Trump's people get it!

Tactic: You drag the questioner into completely idiotic and petty little cul de sacs that make him look like a whiny little bitch, and while you're doing a stupid tit for tat argument about nothing, his 5 minutes runs out. Lewandowski did that all day long!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)

112 Its all about the Deeper Truth, who cares what the facts are? Reality is in the way of what they wish to be true, its all a patriarchal white supremacist violence to insist on factual and accurate reporting.


Wasn't it Steven Colbert who coined the term "truthiness" for things that should be true but are not?

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (gdfZ0)

113 IF, IF, he has any class and sense of history he will resign and allow a coalition government..we will see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 05:17 PM (85Gof)

He'll go to prison if he doesn't win. I don't see him giving up without a nasty fight.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (CQ3Qb)

114 Poo is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:21 PM


****

Like dookee!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)

115
Who is this motor-mouth chick in the Leg Chair on the Five? I've been seeing her a lot there.

Hell, the undertaker will have to wire her jaw shut to shut her up when she dies.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (f1Vqw)

116 95 I had a lib neighbor tell me I could have her NYT while she was traveling. I thanked her for being nice and then laughed to the point where she got irritated.
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (nRWPy)


"Thanks, but I don't have a parakeet."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (wpPM0)

117 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)

What is the point of calling him that? Don't get it. I get that he's probably making fun of Swallwell's aborted Pres. campaign, but what's the point?. Just to piss him off?

Lewandowski was quite cool and didn't take any guff from what I saw. I'll give him that.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (j0JAA)

118 Pogrebin said of Stiers political activity that well Kavanaugh authored the Starr report was that fair?

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (ZfRYq)

119 I had a lib neighbor tell me I could have her NYT while she was traveling. I thanked her for being nice and then laughed to the point where she got irritated.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:19 PM (nRWPy)
........

Thanks but I don't own parakeets.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

120 What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?



None, ever. That's how you know this was created either by women or gay men. That clinton atty has a female "wife?" She'd better watch out.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (nRWPy)

121 Total bullshit. What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (k4dH2)
+++++++++++++++
We know a few.

Posted by: Bateworld at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (e/H31)

122 The NYT's employees are torching each other in a desperate attempt to save themselves; meanwhile the NYT's fellow MSM travelers are torching the NYT for the same reason.*

Sauve qui peut! goes up the cry as the debacle unfolds once more.


*If they thought they were safe they would not be doing this.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (zXlV/)

123 I get that he's probably making fun of Swallwell's aborted Pres. campaign, but what's the point?. Just to piss him off?


Yeah, rattle him.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM (nRWPy)

124 In other disheartening news . . .

Variety@Variety
Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Tony Vinciquerra says that "very famous people whose names I won't use" want to redo Norman Lear's 'The Princess Bride'

-
Prediction: they'll QWERTY it up and #OrangeManBad it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)

125 I was at a party when I had to take the biggest shit of my life. By a width margin. I had plunger in hand when I flushed, but it went down. When I got out of the bathroom there were scented candles in every room.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM (JQ18+)

126 Mr. Chair??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:25 PM (wpPM0)

127 He should have called Swalwell "Duke" for Duke Nukem.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 05:25 PM (cxIsI)

128 Lieu served in the military? Whose? Ours??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:25 PM (wpPM0)

129 MSNBC is having a poll on Gun Rights

https://tinyurl.com/qao7ffh

Things are not going their way. Time to crush them.

Posted by: rd at September 17, 2019 05:25 PM (+0uDE)

130 Rick Wilson is pissed off at finding out how our Government *actually* works.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:12 PM (Kpl3J)

It is even funnier when the Donk Congresscritters use the word 'oversight' like its a back stage pass at an Alice Cooper concert in a Wayne's World movie.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 17, 2019 05:26 PM (ZFYYP)

131 Jay, Jay, Jay. Your typing skills are muy rapido.
GMTA

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2019 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

132 Poo is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:21 PM


****

Like dookee!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)


.....

Really?

You guys gonna talk about shoo shoo?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:26 PM (pyXW1)

133 Prediction: they'll QWERTY it up and #OrangeManBad it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM


*****

Boooooooo!!!!
Boooooooo!!!!
Filth!
Putrescence!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (axyOa)

134 I hate then when you get finished with a really big quantity of poop and paper and you go and flush and the bowl has a malfunction and it doesn't flush and the water keeps rising and rising.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (cxIsI)

135 Lewandowski did that all day long!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)

I can't wait to catch it tonight.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (jYnPD)

136 99 And his wife being a DC judge whose nomination by Obama to the DC superior court expired, and then Trump nominated someone else.

Posted by: Lizzy
No way.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 05:20 PM (Mo1SD)

And there is even one MORE part to the story that caps it all off! When the FBI contacted Max Stier a YEAR ago about this story, he told them he did NOT agree to be interviewed, and he refused to say ANYTHING under oath. And when these two fearless reporters tried to interview him about what he had said, he refused to talk to them as well. Hmm, he's a lawyer - sounds a lot like a guy who's gotten real scared that he might face some liability for spreading malicious lies, so now he is all "no comment, no comment." Yeah, the mark of a truly Reliable Witness, that is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Kpl3J)

137 118 Pogrebin said of Stiers political activity that well Kavanaugh authored the Starr report was that fair?
______________

That's why they hate him. It's not just about protecting their precious Roe v. Wade. Kav made himself a non-person to the left when he worked on that Starr report. Anything they do to him, any lie they tell about him, is justified in their corrupt, evil minds, because of that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (k4dH2)

138 Trump's right.

Kavanaugh should sue.

Wait, fuck that. Kavanaugh's WIFE should sue. They're deliberately trying to destroy him AND HIS FAMILY.

Bury them. At the Earth's CORE.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Lewandowski asked that black bitch Jackson-Lee to "repeat the question. He did not hear it, only a rant."

This guy is great.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (pw+jk)

140 Total bullshit. What hetero male is letting his friends handle his penis?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:18 PM (k4dH2)

They're not even trying to come up with believable stories. Blahsy Ford's was ridiculous enough.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (9hauA)

141 "what hetero male lets his friends handle his penis..."

moreso, what hetero males handle a penis into a woman's face? its preposterous.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Pg+x7)

142 They did it again, this time in The Atlantic. See Update.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (PbpT7)

143 ]i\None, ever. That's how you know this was created either by women or gay men. That clinton atty has a female "wife?" She'd better watch out.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:23 PM (nRWPy)

Same thing with the UVa hoax, which obviously was made up by a woman. The frat guys were bopping this chick in the dark? No. Guys are highly visual. They'd want the place lit up like Yankee Stadium. It's women who want to turn out the lights.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (wpPM0)

144 It's really hard to walk while your pants are around your ankles, or did Kav just happen to be standing next to some woman who was on the couch and another man grabbed hold of his penis to put it in her hand?. Really stupid, far fetched and unbelievable scenario.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (j0JAA)

145 There's a pogrebin in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (EgshT)

146 what hetero male lets his friends handle his penis..."

One that's in the closet .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (cGqiy)

147 Yet, any "right winger" that says anything wrong about Owebama, there's death threats.

These two sacks of shit can defame and slander all the day long and no one says anything of the sorts, when, by several counts, they deserve them.

They're human trash. They should be treated like trash.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

148 >> I hate then when you get finished with a really big quantity of poop and paper

You need to spread it out over several flushes. Never pile up everything for one flush.

I have to do some three-flushers sometimes. Once, a four flusher.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (f1Vqw)

149 Things are not going their way. Time to crush them.


Just got back from voting there. Results are 93% In Favor of people carrying in pub-lick.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (HaL55)

150 93percent of people in the MSNBC poll asking if people should open carry agree it's a 2A right.

Hah. Not what they were expeting

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (cxIsI)

151 And there is even one MORE part to the story that caps it all off! When the FBI contacted Max Stier a YEAR ago about this story, he told them he did NOT agree to be interviewed, and he refused to say ANYTHING under oath. And when these two fearless reporters tried to interview him about what he had said, he refused to talk to them as well. Hmm, he's a lawyer - sounds a lot like a guy who's gotten real scared that he might face some liability for spreading malicious lies, so now he is all "no comment, no comment." Yeah, the mark of a truly Reliable Witness, that is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Kpl3J)

And these are the people we're supposed to believe and respect.

No.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (9hauA)

152 I was at a party when I had to take the biggest shit of my life. By a width margin. I had plunger in hand when I flushed, but it went down. When I got out of the bathroom there were scented candles in every room.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM

*****

The only way to handle that is to walk out with the plunger in hand saying "Whew! That's a load off my mind!"

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (axyOa)

153 but what's the point?. Just to piss him off?


Swallowell is a taxpayer employee. he can fuck right off with the giving orders crap.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (nFwvY)

154 Opps, I did it again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)

155 133 Prediction: they'll QWERTY it up and #OrangeManBad it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM

If they do I hope everyone involved has to resort to searching dead bodies for loose change to buy tickets for the unemployment line in Greenland.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (+qBkz)

156 It's women who want to turn out the lights.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (wpPM0)


*clears throat*
*looks around*

...nothin'.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (t+qrx)

157 what hetero male lets his friends handle his penis...

What? they don't?
~T-Bone Booker

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (5l6gb)

158 It's not well known that "pogrebin" is Russian for "lyin'-ass bitch".

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (RD7QR)

159 re 115: that's Juan Williams.

ha. Emily Compagno, I think.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (ZqRa6)

160 "You seem a decent fellow," Inigo said. "I hate to kill you."

"That 'fellow' is already dead," answered the NPC in black. "Stop misgendering me. REE, REE, REE!"

Posted by: Woke Princess Bride at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

161 I'd have my clerks hand you my penis but they haven't been able to find it in years.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (EgshT)

162 Dems wanted to make sound bites by reading excerpts they thought sounded bad. He wasn't playing that game. Made them read it.

He was nicer than I would have been. They kept ascribing things he knew or should have know. Things that were blatantly false.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (ZfRYq)

163
The feds ruined terlets of course -- low flow regulations and all that shit. So, three flushers are very common.

In the old days, they used to make terlets for a man. LIke Al Bundy's Ferguson. THose things could take whatever you threw at 'em with one flush.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (f1Vqw)

164 Enjoying milk with your Sugar Pops or Kaboom in the morning? You can thank the mootriarchy for keeping the pasture down!

Posted by: Elsie at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (mXij7)

165 the really outrageous part is that the Prosecutor was clearly in on the perjury, and on coaching the witness.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)

That rule of law is one HECK of a substitution for Christianity, I tell you what.

Posted by: trev006 at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (6v+w1)

166 It's really hard to walk while your pants are around your ankles, or did Kav just happen to be standing next to some woman who was on the couch and another man grabbed hold of his penis to put it in her hand?. Really stupid, far fetched and unbelievable scenario.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (j0JAA)

*More than one* man grabbed onto his Anthony Wiener.

Yeah.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (9hauA)

167 Kavanaugh's little girl is gonna be a big conservative when she grows up.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (cxIsI)

168
Really?

You guys gonna talk about shoo shoo?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:26 PM (pyXW1)


If the foo shits.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

169 125 I was at a party when I had to take the biggest shit of my life. By a width margin. I had plunger in hand when I flushed, but it went down. When I got out of the bathroom there were scented candles in every room.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 05:24 PM (JQ18+)

I was at a formal dress party, Tuxes and all, rooftop restaurant, but something didn't sit well with me and I had to go into the very nicely outfitted restroom - a big one, several stalls. I was stuck there for a while, just tried to hide in the corner, hoped no one would know I was there. After about 10 minutes two guys walked in, I realized I knew who they were, and they stopped, and then one just said "Damn this room smells like Ass." And then they stalked out.

I spent the rest of the night praying that they didn't see me slip out of the room a few minutes later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

170 161
I'd have my clerks hand you my penis but they haven't been able to find it in years.


Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 05:30 PM (EgshT)

Suffering from Elevator Button disorder

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (5l6gb)

171 That's why they hate him. It's not just about protecting their precious Roe v. Wade. Kav made himself a non-person to the left when he worked on that Starr report. Anything they do to him, any lie they tell about him, is justified in their corrupt, evil minds, because of that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2019 05:27 PM (k4dH2)


Same thing with Nixon and the Alger Hiss case. The NYT and WaPo were huge boosters of Hiss, and never forgave him for taking down their comrade. It took them 20 years, but they eventually engineered his downfall. People used to say Nixon was paranoid, but he did have people out to get him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (wpPM0)

172
Tropical Storm Imelda made landfall in Freeport, TX this afternoon. The death toll is already 89,352,783. All caused by Trump. And slavery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:32 PM (7rVsF)

173 I have to do some three-flushers sometimes. Once, a four flusher.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:29 PM (f1Vqw)

Known as pooblius, from this moment on.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:32 PM (jYnPD)

174 Oh, and editors really hate it when authors scapegoat them. Sometimes they even leave surprises in the authors' favorite bathroom stalls.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 05:32 PM (RD7QR)

175 I have to do some three-flushers sometimes. Once, a four flusher.

What in Gaia's name are you eating, young fellow?

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (EgshT)

176 It's women who want to turn out the lights.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:28 PM (wpPM0)


At my age a certain strategic dimming of the lights is best for her expectations and my fragile self-worth.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (zXlV/)

177 the original Princess Bride was stupid enough for me. Bleah.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (ykYG2)

178 This is the bizarro universe. I don't know when we fell through the wormhole but, we did.

======
Jesse Kelly
at JesseKellyDC



People think Joe Biden s fake story about fighting a gangster named Corn Pop is his best moment.

It can t hold a candle to that time he claimed he went on a condom crusade through the hood telling black dudes to wear a raincoat.

Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (C6xeQ)

179 Remember when on MASH, Hawkeye punched Frank Burns and knocked him down in the shower, and then claimed that Frank slipped on a bar of soap?

Same thing with Pogrebin and Kelly.

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (yuoWU)

180 Amazing, isn't it, how the malice ALWAYS seems to go one direction.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (On0eP)

181 Lewindowsky was just fucking with him about reading the quote. LOL.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (nRWPy)

182 *More than one* man grabbed onto his Anthony Wiener.

Pro tip (?): avoid this problem by declining invitations to party with Mayor Buttplug and the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:33 PM (wpPM0)

183 King of the Hill had a great episode about Bobby stinking up the bathroom in church . See, I told you KotH has an episode that covers every subject discussed at aos.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM (cGqiy)

184 Kav must be like stretch armstrong

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM (M+Lyo)

185 Can't we just forget about whether or not the New York Times did or did not publish a shoddy hit job on Kav and get to the important point, which is We Liberals Don't Like Him.

Why should someone we don't like get to be a Supreme Court Justice? Where's the justice in that? His unwanted presence on the court is making us make up stories about him, and that's on you guys.

Posted by: NYTimes HitJobbers at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM (hdzef)

186 Occasionally, when pooping in a public restroom, I'll yell out "CORN??!!? I don't remember eating CORN!!!"

Just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

187
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 17, 2019 05:35 PM (1XAal)

188 I hope Kavanaugh's daughter grows up to be Isabella of Castille and sends these lying bastards to the stake. I'll bring marshmallows.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 05:35 PM (ykYG2)

189 177: ditto. it's a fav around here but for me... bleah.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 17, 2019 05:35 PM (Pg+x7)

190 I bet those two wymmins have poop shame.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

191 Good afternoon. I totally missed Jane D'oh's very kind NOOD announcement in the previous poo thread, so I was still n there talking to myself, while circling the bowl

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (WWS2B)

192
Robin Pogrebin's mother is Letty Cotton Pogrebin, a co-founder of Ms. magazine. Blood will tell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (7rVsF)

193 I have to do some three-flushers sometimes. Once, a four flusher.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019

****

My personal best for clogging the crapper is the 22nd floor.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (axyOa)

194 Same thing with Pogrebin and Kelly.
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 17, 2019 05:33

I keep seeing that as Porgy and Bess.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (cGqiy)

195 re 172: Southpark:
'we're reporting over a hundred people have drowned so far'
'is that how many people drowned?'
'no, but that's what we're reporting'

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (ZqRa6)

196 I'll yell out "CORN??!!? I don't remember eating CORN!!!"


It's corn, all the way down.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (EgshT)

197 Tell me someone else has pointed out that "Robin Pogrebin" is an anagram for "Bingo Rip-Boner" already.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)

198 Tropical Storm Imelda made landfall in Freeport, TX this afternoon. The death toll is already 89,352,783. All caused by Trump. And slavery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:32 PM (7rVsF)


LOL!

What's that massive thing spinning out in the Atlantic currently?

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Just for shits and giggles.
Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Literally.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (9hauA)

200 My personal best for clogging the crapper is the 22nd floor.





Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (axyOa)

Bet it looked like a bowl full of broken cigars

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:37 PM (5l6gb)

201 Have Pogrebin and Kelly no poop shame? At long last, have they no poop shame at all?

Posted by: That Guy from The Thing at September 17, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

202 Pogrebin and Kelly: Our poop don't stink!

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 05:37 PM (gmo/4)

203 I was going to snark about the tropical storm, but I looked at the track, and I see it's going to be on top of me in a couple of days, and all I can say is.... YAY!!!!!

we had a real wet first half of the year, but we have had almost no measurable rainfall in my county for over 2 months straight now. so BRING ON THE RAIN!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

204 Tell me someone else has pointed out that "Robin Pogrebin" is an anagram for "Bingo Rip-Boner" already.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)


Any relation to Rip Torn?

Posted by: Sponge at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Posted by: That Guy from The Thing at September 17, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

Is that you Windows?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (5l6gb)

206 I'll bring marshmallows.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 05:35 PM (ykYG2)


Hershys and graham crackers would be good too!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Free Food Critic ... at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (LPnfS)

207 Pogrebin and Kelly: Our poop don't stink!
Posted by: Archer

It also don't sink

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (vd8XM)

208 SNL will like totally make fun of all this right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (FiUMj)

209 Corey L. should have brought a prop arm from a mannequin with him.

Nadler: "Mr. Lewandowski, what is the story with the arm?"

L: "It belongs to the last person who asked me a series of idiotic questions."

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Mo1SD)

210 At least this thread smells better. Not a whole lot better but better than poop.

Posted by: fox at September 17, 2019 05:38 PM (3s9iz)

211 My personal best for clogging the crapper is the 22nd floor.




Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:36 PM (axyOa)


Is that like a high dive act or something?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (jYnPD)

212 I pinched off a triple-no-break pogrebin once.

Posted by: Jerry at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (EgshT)

213 I accidentally forgot to mention that the piano I dropped is about to fall on your head. Sorry! Just slipped my mind.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (Q3dyo)

214 I pooped in the bathroom at the top of the world trade center just to watch a woman cry.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (gmo/4)

215
Rip Torn. Now there's a man who could clog a crapper.

RIP, Rip.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (f1Vqw)

216 SNL will like totally make fun of all this right?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Nope, They fired that guy...
Call up Baldwin! We need a Trump! impersonator.

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (vd8XM)

217 Kav must be like stretch armstrong

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 05:34 PM



It took a lot of self control for me to keep the coffee in my mouth and not spray it all over the monitor.

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 05:39 PM (786Ro)

218 Did Swallowell ever get Lewindowsky to read his stupid board? I'm surprised Lew didn't call him swallowwell.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (nRWPy)

219 best trick is to turn off the water to the toilet.

then flush it draining the tank

then drop an upper decker in the tank

the smell will never go away

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (FZYNt)

220
At least this thread smells better. Not a whole lot better but better than poop.

Posted by: fox


*sniffs armpit*

I'm good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (7rVsF)

221 Upperdecker > Pogrebin and Kelly

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

222 And yet, these scrunts are still employed.
It's almost like their paymasters don't care what they
write, as long as it somehow relates to "Orange man bad!"

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (97clb)

223 219
best trick is to turn off the water to the toilet.



then flush it draining the tank



then drop an upper decker in the tank



the smell will never go away

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (FZYNt)

Top Shelf or Dry Dock

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (5l6gb)

224 How are these people not getting their asses sued off?

This appears to be pure slander/libel with malice.


This should be where their lawyer tells them to get out their checkbooks and start writing zeroes until he tells them to stop.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2019 05:40 PM (n8Jib)

225 You Americans claim to have invented poker, but one thing you'll never have is a Royal Flush.

Posted by: Prince Charles at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (mXij7)

226 7 #believeAllLiars
Posted by: Jane D'oh


And its corollary:

#DisbelieveAllHonestPeople

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (Q3dyo)

227 Babe Ruth was legendary for his upper deckers.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (tH5fk)

228 i thought it was an anagram for "i probing boner".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (Pg+x7)

229
OK, luckily this happened across the continent, visiting someone in AK.

I was walking into a restaurant when I heard nature's call.

More accurately, "nature's doleful banshee shriek."

It was one of those that you can tell is going to be unspeakable, and yuuuuuge.

I ran to the head and engaged this otherworldly dump in mutual combat.

I won, but it was close.

It was only upon leaving the bathroom, that I realized it was the ladies'. And there was a line.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

230 I saw Anxious Prom Poo open for The Cars at the Sinclair in '82.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (JQ18+)

231 What's that massive thing spinning out in the Atlantic currently?

Humberto. Category I hurricane, give or take.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (7s3Gx)

232 125 I was at a party when I had to take the biggest shit of my life.

That's offensive. The proper term is "give birth to a liberal."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:42 PM (wpPM0)

233 Funny words

poo
boof
forsooth

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 05:42 PM (786Ro)

234 Always a favorite. The Amazon reviews for Harbo sugarless Gummy bears.
https://tinyurl.com/y28grv98
You will waste a lot of time laughing and reading but mostly laughing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 05:42 PM (pw+jk)

235 Humberto. Category I hurricane, give or take.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent


Make ready the nukes!

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2019 05:42 PM (vd8XM)

236 One of the book authors was a Yale classmate who the NYT reassigned from home and garden to scour alumni for dirt

All she found was silly unbelievable hearsay
No date rape. No pulling a train on a passed out girl. No hard drugs not even pot. You know, typical frat boy shit

What they did was exhaustively prove that Kav is in fact a Boy Scout. The dog that didn't bark FFS

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 17, 2019 05:42 PM (kzbRV)

237 Got a bad case of Pogrebin and Kelly? Keyopectate will take cure that.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

238 Uh, I'll be in the women's room sniffing out vulgar graffiti about Ms. Ocasio-Cortez.

Posted by: David Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM (5itaF)

239 I'm getting to the age you never trust a fart.

more than once I have let one squeak and you know you don't dare unclench

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM (FZYNt)

240 It was only upon leaving the bathroom, that I realized it was the ladies'. And there was a line.



*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

Hold head high and proudly announce the facilities are condemned.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM (jYnPD)

241 240
It was only upon leaving the bathroom, that I realized it was the ladies'. And there was a line.





*hangs head in shame*



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

Hold head high and proudly announce the facilities are condemned.

Declare it a Super Fund Site

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:44 PM (5l6gb)

242 I'm at work and I can't stop chuckling.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 05:44 PM (JQ18+)

243 Late to the show, but I agree with ace that they demonstrate deliberate malice. But can The Naugh (for Brett didn't do it) sue the NYSlimes for malice. Is malice enough to prove libel? If I missed an explanation post, please direct me.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 05:44 PM (WWS2B)

244 Oh God, now Gupta is weighing in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:44 PM (wpPM0)

245 Zombie
Bringin' it AGAIN!
This one is much better than that blob you had before.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 05:45 PM (97clb)

246 If there are only single stallers and the ladies' is occupied, I use the men's. Took me forever to convince my 98 year old mother that it was fine, we were "identifying" as men for 10 minutes.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:45 PM (nRWPy)

247 230
I saw Anxious Prom Poo open for The Cars at the Sinclair in '82.

i have a sinclair zx80 and a sinclair zx81, but not a sinclair zx82.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 05:45 PM (sGtp+)

248 and high protein farts will wilt house plants

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:45 PM (FZYNt)

249 She is the daughter of Letty Pogrebin FEMINIST ICON

Founding editor of MS Magazine.

So what do you expect?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (EMi53)

250 125 I was at a party when I had to take the biggest shit of my life.

.....

How big was it?

Grab-a-wire-coat-hangar-to-bust-it-up-so-it-would-flush big?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (pyXW1)

251 It's like accusing your wife of being a cheating
whore at a dinner party with all your friends and then texting them
later to let them know it might not be true.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 05:15 PM (pyXW1)

________


I rate this as mostly true. Our friends have never looked at my wife the same way since.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (UgemJ)

252 248
and high protein farts will wilt house plants

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:45 PM (FZYNt)

Keto Fog

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (5l6gb)

253 you east coasters reading all that elitist bullshit and stuff. us dipshits in jesusland never hear or see that shit. also, fuck them people. i'm comfortably ignorant. i saw the times when i was in nyc once. what a collection of elitist, commie, bullshit. thomas friedman? really? the times and everyone there can go horsefuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (KP5rU)

254 I'm getting to the age you never trust a fart.

more than once I have let one squeak and you know you don't dare unclench

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM


****

Was stationed in Turkey for a year. Old proverb: Happiness is a dry fart.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (axyOa)

255 OT

Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power. So, another 14 months of "racist, white supremacist" garbage getting more strident and unhinged. That ought to make the Democrat tent larger./s

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (j0JAA)

256 "Robin Pogrebin's mother is Letty Cotton Pogrebin, a co-founder of Ms. magazine. Blood will tell"
It gets better - Letty wrote a book on childrearing called "Growing Up Free," which was reviewed in Commentary way back when:
[***]
now, why won't the system accept my tinyurl, to link to the review? Anyway, if you search for "Letty in Pogrebinland Commentary," you'll find it.


I almost feel sorry for Robin. You have an effed-up childhood like hers, recovery must be difficult - especially when Mommie Dearest won't die or go away.

Posted by: Annalucia at September 17, 2019 05:47 PM (S6ArX)

257 Always a favorite. The Amazon reviews for Harbo sugarless Gummy bears.


Before going to the reviews I'm sure that the alcohol sugars gave people epic gas. Sorbitol is unreal.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:47 PM (nRWPy)

258 Tactic: You drag the questioner into completely idiotic and petty little cul de sacs that make him look like a whiny little bitch, and while you're doing a stupid tit for tat argument about nothing, his 5 minutes runs out. Lewandowski did that all day long!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)


Should have ripped Swallowsalz arm off and beat him about the head and shoulder with it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (1g7ch)

259 241
240

It was only upon leaving the bathroom, that I realized it was the ladies'. And there was a line.



*hangs head in shame*


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

Hold head high and proudly announce the facilities are condemned.

Declare it a Super Fund Site


wish i could youtube from work. dima kalyadenko has a song with a line about being a "sooper sooper pooper". it'd fit right in here.

pochti kak super boy!

Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (sGtp+)

260 These bitches def got the constipate.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (Jj+59)

261 Fat Nadler is pulling a fast one. He's allowing a consultant to the Judiciary Committee, Barry Berke, the lawyer who helped write the obstruction road map for Mueller, to question Lewandowski in express violation of House rules.

They are getting very desperate.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (ZLI7S)

262 240 It was only upon leaving the bathroom, that I realized it was the ladies'. And there was a line.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

Hold head high and proudly announce the facilities are condemned.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:43 PM (jYnPD)

or, and this happened to me, when you're at the quickie gas mart because you've been driving 4 hours, and you blow your guts out and hopelessly clog the toilet where it won't even attempt to flush, and it's the only toilet in the place and there's 4 people waiting for it, you come out and look at the Paki behind the counter and say "um I think there's a problem in there."

Then you just walk straight to your car and drive away...

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)

263 255
OT



Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to
get power. So, another 14 months of "racist, white supremacist" garbage
getting more strident and unhinged. That ought to make the Democrat tent
larger./s

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (j0JAA)

Joke's on her. Dumbass historically ignorant millennials have no clue what apartheid is, and they can't be compelled by a nobody like Reid to look up from their phones long enough to google it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:49 PM (jYnPD)

264 Yet another one of Obama's legacy: Stray voltage.

Tell a lie. Wait for the outrage and then issue a "correction."

Fuck those people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 05:49 PM (Xw/fc)

265 When Nadler called him Mr. Lewandowski, Lewandowski should've replied, "That's Mr. Hicks, to you."

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 05:49 PM (5itaF)

266 Watching the hearing. The majority retained outside counsel (not a staff member) to question LEW. Repubs are fighting like hell to keep that from happening. He must be a heavy-hitter.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (UvwXq)

267 Then you just walk straight to your car and drive away...

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)

Quickly. Laughing maniacally.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (jYnPD)

268 Garbage people writing trash books for two-legged cockroaches.

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (9xfh1)

269 264 Yet another one of Obama's legacy: Stray voltage.

Tell a lie. Wait for the outrage and then issue a "correction."

Fuck those people.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

pretty much how Harry Reid became a kid diddler

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (FZYNt)

270 Who is more reprehensible, Swallowell or Jayapal?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (wpPM0)

271 at Nadler is pulling a fast one. He's allowing a
consultant to the Judiciary Committee, Barry Berke, the lawyer who
helped write the obstruction road map for Mueller, to question
Lewandowski in express violation of House rules.



They are getting very desperate.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (ZLI7S)

Cory will fuck with him too. That should be amusing. These people aren't serious people, so fucking with them is what they deserve. I'd just respond every time that he's there in violation of the House rules, so can't answer, it would be WRONG.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (nRWPy)

272 I'm not sure what the confusion is about. Look, Kavanaugh accidentally didn't rape someone. But he could have if he didn't accidentally not. I rest my case. You're welcome.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (Zv1X1)

273 Colt .45 makes it hard to fart with confidence.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 17, 2019 05:51 PM (Jj+59)

274 Always a favorite. The Amazon reviews for Harbo sugarless Gummy bears.


Before going to the reviews I'm sure that the alcohol sugars gave people epic gas. Sorbitol is unreal.


Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:47 PM (nRWPy)

===
BINGO!!
I went there because two friends had hilarious stories after eating sugarless gummys.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2019 05:51 PM (pw+jk)

275 Swallowwell looks and sounds like a retard.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:51 PM (nRWPy)

276 @265
Perfect

Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 05:52 PM (Bf3hj)

277 pochti kak super boy!
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (sGtp+)

---------

There was a Moron (I think it was you) who lost his house in one of the summer disasters... how's anything coming along?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:52 PM (AzW6q)

278 "Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power. "
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 05:46 PM (j0JAA)

Y'know, they keep accusing people of doing things they aren't and sooner or later somebody is gonna say "Fuckit, I'm already being blamed for it, I might as well do it." That will be a very bad day for a whole bunch of folks of all persuasions.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 05:52 PM (97clb)

279
Back in college, a roommate came running out of the shitter and wanted us all to come look at that turd. It's the longest I've ever done, he exclaimed.

And I everyone else said, dude, we ain't gonna go look at your shit. Flush that thing and shut up.

He was hurt. I don't think he ever got over it. We rejected his Guiness Book shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2019 05:53 PM (f1Vqw)

280 You know - "whoopsier, whoopsier, pants on fire" just doesn't have the same ring.

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2019 05:53 PM (32YRo)

281
Poop PSA from India:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElD5YjoABGY

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 05:53 PM (AzW6q)

282 Repubs are fighting like hell to keep that from happening. He must be a heavy-hitter.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 17, 2019 05:50 PM (UvwXq)

All he has to do is respond that he won't answer him because he can't be there by House rules. I guess the House could vote to change the rules but they'd have to go full session and there are future consequences to that.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (nRWPy)

283 Fat Nadler is pulling a fast one. He's allowing a consultant to the Judiciary Committee, Barry Berke, the lawyer who helped write the obstruction road map for Mueller, to question Lewandowski in express violation of House rules.

They are getting very desperate.

Posted by: JackStraw


"Since you have seen fit to violate your own rules, this testimony is done. Peace, out."

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (AM1GF)

284 Colt .45 makes it hard to fart with confidence.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 17, 2019 05:51 PM (Jj+59)
+++++++++++
I used to work in a big open-plan office. One of our coworkers suddenly shot up from his desk and *bolted* from the room in the direction of the bathrooms.

One of our lady colleagues said, "What's up with that?"
Another guy pipes up - very dryly - "He bet on a fart and lost."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (e/H31)

285 this place has really gone to shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (KP5rU)

286 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.

GFY.

Next question.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2019 05:55 PM (Xw/fc)

287 Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Another Whoops/Whoopsie



This is really another poops poopsie! thread.

Posted by: Hands at September 17, 2019 05:55 PM (786Ro)

288 >>"Since you have seen fit to violate your own rules, this testimony is done. Peace, out."

That's what Lewandowski's lawyer recommended by Lewandowski is answering anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

289 The Left doesn't care about the truth as long as they get enough people to believe their lies they're happy.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 05:55 PM (wiXsO)

290 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.

Wait - I thought we already HAD power, and that's how we oppress everybody else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:56 PM (wpPM0)

291 Lewandowski has done a good job with his answers all day, I can see why he's not scared of this so called hot shot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

292 255
Joy Reid says....
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg

Honestly, they don't want to keep rattling that cage.
--------
How are you doing, Fen. Are you feeling better?

Posted by: Alice McD at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (2CtSR)

293 Gees, i thought I was avoiding the scoop. but noooooooooo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (Zv1X1)

294 damn. poop scoop.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (Zv1X1)

295 this place has really gone to shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (KP5rU)

==========
It was the previous thread that did it, discussing patriarchal pooping

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (NVYyb)

296 Did all the 'ettes check out? At some point every thread is about guns, bewbs, bbq, and/or poop.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (axyOa)

297 where can i get me some of that white apartheid?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (KP5rU)

298 This Lewandowski circus still going on?

Must take a lot of self-control to not just yell LOL GFY.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (u//oP)

299 Every backed up man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the brown flag, and begin stooling ropes

Posted by: Deuce of Spades at September 17, 2019 05:58 PM (nFwvY)

300 So if a Pan Sexual poops, is it considered fluid?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 05:58 PM (5l6gb)

301 "Yes there Were so many convenient accidents

Posted by: Count Fenring at September 17, 2019 05:03 PM (vBH2i)"
..You know what is a really convenient accident? Falling out of a helicopter.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 17, 2019 05:58 PM (eAshZ)

302 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.


***


I wonder if Reid is a closet conservative but is really just reciting her lines on that show. Its just TV theater. She's paid to say what they write.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 05:59 PM (axyOa)

303 277
pochti kak super boy!

Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 05:48 PM (sGtp+)



---------



There was a Moron (I think it was you) who lost his house in one of the summer disasters... how's anything coming along?


definitely not pochti kak super boy, i can tell you that.

got an apartment and have been slowly moving things out of the earthquaked trailer. between having to work and the summer heat, i can typically spend no more than an hour a day working on the thing. and since mrs. chronda and i both have the packrat gene, there's a lot of work to do.

slow but steady wins the day! at least, i hope so.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 06:00 PM (sGtp+)

304 285
this place has really gone to shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2019 05:54 PM (KP5rU)

Ass of Spades HQ.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:00 PM (jYnPD)

305 I was sliding into third when I thought I smelled a turd.

Posted by: Random Third Grader at September 17, 2019 06:01 PM (Jj+59)

306 What in the name of all that is holy is that horrible smell?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 06:02 PM (+qBkz)

307 NYT: I...AM....a paper full of shit!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 05:07 PM

Relax, Pinch...go easy, man....

- other newspapers

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2019 06:02 PM (rBtIz)

308 slow but steady wins the day! at least, i hope so.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2019 06:00 PM (sGtp

--------

Wel,, that sucks, but at least you guys are making progress, if slow... best of luck!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:02 PM (AzW6q)

309 306 What in the name of all that is holy is that horrible smell?
Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 06:02 PM (+qBkz)

No open flames!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 06:03 PM (RD7QR)

310 Fun Fact: Lizzie Warren once told an interviewer that her naughty swear word is "poop".

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2019 06:03 PM (5itaF)

311 I see why the minority didn't want to let this lawyer ask questions.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 17, 2019 06:03 PM (UvwXq)

312 309
306 What in the name of all that is holy is that horrible smell?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 17, 2019 06:02 PM (+qBkz)



No open flames!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 06:03 PM (RD7QR)

Smell like someone is retarring a roof?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2019 06:04 PM (5l6gb)

313 290
Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.



Wait - I thought we already HAD power, and that's how we oppress everybody else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 05:56 PM (wpPM0)

Nobody is accusing Reid of being a rocket surgeon.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:04 PM (jYnPD)

314 "[RKO Studios/Howard Hughes] Production was shut down for six months during which time investigations were conducted of each employee who remained with RKO as far as their political leanings were concerned. ... ensuring ... stars under contract ... had no suspect affiliations would Hughes approve completed pictures ... . This was especially true of the women ... ..
...

If Hughes felt that his stars did not properly represent the political views of his liking or if a film's anti-communist politics were not sufficiently clear, he pulled the plug. "

Posted by: Clean Up Crew at September 17, 2019 06:04 PM (Ut9W7)

315 Kav was walking his dog with one of those retractable leashes. Or so I thought.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2019 06:04 PM (JQ18+)

316 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.





Wait - I thought we already HAD power, and that's how we oppress everybody else.


All we men want is MOAR POWER!

/Tim Taylor

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

317 Hopefully, the New Yawk Times accidentally goes out of bizness.

A man can dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2019 06:05 PM (Z+IKu)

318 /Tim Taylor


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

I hated that show. Fight me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (jYnPD)

319 This clown is a joke. He's asking Lewandoski if he lied to MSNBC.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (ZLI7S)

320 O/T


For those who like to read tea leaves...


Turbo-Activation Drill

https://bit.ly/2kmrQL4

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (cqNba)

321 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.





Wait - I thought we already HAD power, and that's how we oppress everybody else.

All we men want is MOAR POWER!

/Tim Taylor
Posted by: BackwardsBoy



I just want to be left the fuck alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (Z65m4)

322 indeed, Pinch has the perfect name for his loaf of a newspaper.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:07 PM (uF/4L)

323 This clown is a joke. He's asking Lewandoski if he lied to MSNBC.
Posted by: JackStraw


Lewandowski, "and what if I did?"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:07 PM (Z65m4)

324 Why the hell is Lew still answering this asshole?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2019 06:07 PM (Zv1X1)

325 This clown is a joke. He's asking Lewandoski if he lied to MSNBC.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (ZLI7S)

And that guy is a good example of why you never ever never say anything to anyone anytime about anything. Everything can and will be twisted. And this Berke guy looks like a prick to boot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:08 PM (85Gof)

326 I hated that show. Fight me.

His wife in that show evidently hated him. Not coincidentally, The Daughter of Satan (the -ex) loved that show, prolly for that very reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:08 PM (HaL55)

327 21 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.

Wait - I thought we already HAD power, and that's how we oppress everybody else.

All we men want is MOAR POWER!

/Tim Taylor
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

I just want to be left the fuck alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (Z65m4)



But that - the power to be left alone - is the WORST kind of power to the Demunist Commiecrats, don't you see?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2019 06:08 PM (ujg0T)

328 he should respond that he had to lie to NBC, because when they inevitably misrepresented his statement that's the only way the truth would get out there.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:09 PM (uF/4L)

329 I got family in Charm City that hang a picture of Terri Gross in the Basement. They ain't got no rats or bugs. Same thing in Philly. That's why they keep her in Philly, no rats.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 06:09 PM (Jj+59)

330 Is there a "Oops, I forgot, I'm sorry" precedent to keep from being sued?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 06:09 PM (pH4jl)

331 Not sure what Joy has been smoking but she needs to get off of it

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)

332 >>And this Berke guy looks like a prick to boot


He is. He and the guy sitting behind, Norman Eisen, wrote the obstruction road map that Mueller used.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (ZLI7S)

333 How are you doing, Fen. Are you feeling better?
Posted by: Alice McD at September 17, 2019 05:57 PM (2CtSR)

Not Fen, FenSpouse. Fen is recovering from a hospitalization, has pain and fatigue and comes on here to look at the prayer list and I think has posted once about a Saint or something Fen has asked me to look for prayer requests when I'm on here to rant, but so far it seems like a lot of discussion of poop and no prayer requests, but I don't spend as much time on here as she did. I will pass on your inquiry about her health to her. Thx.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (j0JAA)

334 Whats with all the media questions for Lewandowski? This is all complete garbage. I would be embarrassed to ask these questions (but would be happy to bill for them).

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (fYi9j)

335 323 This clown is a joke. He's asking Lewandoski if he lied to MSNBC.
Posted by: JackStraw

Lewandowski, "and what if I did?"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:07 PM (Z65m4)


Then he'd be competing with MSNBC in producing lies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (wpPM0)

336 I hated that show. Fight me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (jYnPD)

Thank you. Now I don't feel so alone in my loathing.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (myjNJ)

337 I just want to be left the fuck alone.

Since the Progtard Left is composed mostly of insane control-freaks these days, they will never leave anyone alone in peace. Ever.

That's why fighting back is so important.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (HaL55)

338 That lofgrin bitch is a bitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (85Gof)

339 I hated that show. Fight me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (jYnPD)

Me too. In fact most TV sitcoms annoy the hell out of me.

News Radio being a notable exception.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (xPJvm)

340

Another Whoops/Whoopsie: Kelly and Pogrebin commit another bald-faced "accident."


________





Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (KMMOH)

341 I hated that show. Fight me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:06 PM (jYnPD)

You did? Even with Debbe Dunning and Pamela Anderson?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (Ez6QX)

342 21 Joy Reid says that White Christian men will establish apartheid to get power.


Racist, homophobe says stuff.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (pH4jl)

343 >>Then he'd be competing with MSNBC in producing lies.

Not to far off from Lewandowski's answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)

344 Just figured out Lew is live on C-span

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

345 and Joy Reid would immediately want to move there.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:12 PM (nFwvY)

346 Lying liars who lie. Par for the course.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

347 Lying Leftard Liars who Lie, Lie Once Again. Film at eleven.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (jEgzt)

348 Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 17, 2019 06:10 PM (j0JAA)

Godspeed on a quick recovery for Fen, Mr. Fen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (jYnPD)

349 I have found an artists rendition of the infamous frat party where Brett Kavanaugh's friends pushed his penis into the hand of the co-ed:

https://tinyurl.com/yx9mt9u2

Posted by: DM at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (9BY6w)

350 "It's not a lie if you really believe it's true."

George C.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (lbPuN)

351 You did? Even with Debbe Dunning and Pamela Anderson?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2019 06:11 PM (Ez6QX)

Never watched it. I may have been vaguely aware they were on it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (jYnPD)

352 The Morning Report suggested that Justice Kavanaugh needs to sue the NYT and these "journalists" for libel, and would probably win even with the "actual malice" standard of Sullivan. It occurred to me however that Justice Kavanaugh might be called upon, hopefully in the near future, to reexamine the Sullivan decision. If there was a pending libel suit against the NYT, Justice Kavanaugh might have to recuse himself from the SC decision (especially if it's Kavanaugh's own suit that goes up the SC!).

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (PBdiV)

353 346 Lying liars who lie. Par for the course.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

347 Lying Leftard Liars who Lie, Lie Once Again. Film at eleven.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (jEgzt)

Yeah, there's a Horde Mind

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (97clb)

354 Y'know, they keep accusing people of doing things they aren't and sooner or later somebody is gonna say "Fuckit, I'm already being blamed for it, I might as well do it." That will be a very bad day for a whole bunch of folks of all persuasions.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 05:52 PM (97clb)

Yep. If we start acting like what they keep accusing of being, even in small part, it will be very ugly.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

355 Ohhhh, this is a ringer asking the questions

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (ZCEU2)

356 Godspeed on a quick recovery for Fen, Mr. Fen.

Seconded, FenSpouse.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (HaL55)

357


One time Cokie Roberts waved her cock in a dude's face at a party back in 1986. Seris.

Then she turned around, and ripped a big wet fart right in the guy's face too, then turned around and grabbed her junk and stuffed her fingers in the dude's nose.

The guy?

Morton Dean.

Seris.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (z8c2c)

358 349
I have found an artists rendition of the infamous frat party where Brett
Kavanaugh's friends pushed his penis into the hand of the co-ed:



https://tinyurl.com/yx9mt9u2



Posted by: DM at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (9BY6w)

It's like a firehose.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (jYnPD)

359 [bad Maurice Chevalier accent] Huh huh huh. I see nothing wrong here! Oui, Oui!

Posted by: Juicy Smoleyay at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (nUH6Y)

360 "Fen has asked me to look for prayer requests when I'm on here to rant,
but so far it seems like a lot of discussion of poop ..."



And boobs.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:15 PM (lbPuN)

361 Send Fen a stinky "best wishes" from the whole Horde!

This place is descending into a literal sewer without her around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (GBhy1)

362 Justice Kavanaugh might have to recuse himself from the SC decision (especially if it's Kavanaugh's own suit that goes up the SC!).



you forgot about the Kagan Fuck That SHit rule

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (nFwvY)

363 The dems are total pricks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (85Gof)

364 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

365 349 I have found an artists rendition of the infamous frat party where Brett Kavanaugh's friends pushed his penis into the hand of the co-ed:

https://tinyurl.com/yx9mt9u2
Posted by: DM at September 17, 2019 06:13 PM (9BY6w)

Hmmmmmm, looks like it was drawn with a Sharpie, are you sure it' s not a DJT forgery?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (97clb)

366 I thought the Kagan rule only applied to Democratic appointees.

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (PBdiV)

367 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

*Joker voice*

And here...we...go!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (xPJvm)

368 Didn't this happen during the hearing themselves? Some asshole claimed Kavanaugh committed sexual assault only to find out that it wasn't the supposed victim making the accusation, and the supposed victim completely denied it happened.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (Z7lwY)

369 Yep. If we start acting like what they keep accusing of being, even in small part, it will be very ugly.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah, think about it...

Posted by: Small Percent of Gun Owners in NRA at September 17, 2019 06:17 PM (1g7ch)

370 I will pass on your inquiry about her health to her. Thx.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg


Please tell her we miss her.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:17 PM (Z65m4)

371 Frank Drebin>>Pogrebin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 06:17 PM (jEgzt)

372 This clown is a joke. He's asking Lewandoski if he lied to MSNBC.
Posted by: JackStraw

Lewandowski, "and what if I did?"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:07 PM

*****

That right there is some solid gold winning!!!

That is how you fu*k with these people. Push it right back in their faces.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:17 PM (axyOa)

373 Yep. If we start acting like what they keep accusing of being, even in small part, it will be very ugly.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah, think about it...
Posted by: Small Percent of Gun Owners in NRA


Think? I'm hoping.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (Z65m4)

374 New California poll from

@EmersonPolling

shows Kamala Harris trailing Andrew Yang in her home state Biden: 26% Sanders: 26% Warren: 20% Yang: 7% Harris: 6%

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (HJ38S)

375
"It's not a lie if you really believe it's true."

George C.


That's the single most dangerous line of a sitcom in history. Talk about a lie making it all the way around the world while the truth is still putting on its pants...

No, if you believe a lie that makes you an idiot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (HaL55)

376 I'm finally watching the hearing. Lewandowski is masterfully fucking with them and they deserve it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (NWiLs)

377 Cory never should have written a book

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (85Gof)

378 So Fen Spouse is gonna report to Fen what we been up to in her absence.... any remorse, or contrition??? Anyone?? Bueller??

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:19 PM (90T4r)

379 Nadsler's team of pricks should only die of ass cancer. Every single one of 'em.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 17, 2019 06:20 PM (WQZ1O)

380 377
Cory never should have written a book

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (85Gof)

He should sign copies of it with Michelle Fields disembodied arm, while making conversation in a fake Michelle fields voice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:20 PM (jYnPD)

381 So Fen Spouse is gonna report to Fen what we been up to in her absence.... any remorse, or contrition??? Anyone?? Bueller??
Posted by: kraken


WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY DO YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DO???

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:20 PM (Z65m4)

382 Unfortunately, I cannot share my people's word for "poop" with you, as Pixy won't recognize the decimal HTML codes for the word.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 17, 2019 06:20 PM (KkNy/)

383 From the Bee:

"Hypocrisy: Right-Wingers who love it when The Babylon Bee makes stuff up suddenly get mad when NYT does it."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 17, 2019 06:21 PM (xPJvm)

384 Dank sok

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 06:21 PM (Ut9W7)

385 Cory never should have written a book

Posted by: Nevergiveup

I loved A Farewell To Arms

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:21 PM (nFwvY)

386 Nadler is a disgusting piece of shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

387 Unfortunately, I cannot share my people's word for "poop" with you, as Pixy won't recognize the decimal HTML codes for the word.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren


Maize in Pile.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (Z65m4)

388 maybe Lewandowski should write another book. man got skills

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (uF/4L)

389 I wonder what the word for poop is in Bushman
! Kung click language???

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (90T4r)

390 Barry Berke is an ass. What a charade this is.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (wiXsO)

391 Zip has a link to Jackson-Lee getting pawned by Lewandowski


https://bit.ly/2kS3DN1

Gotta hit the little speaker icon on the video, or it stays muted.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (cqNba)

392 Nadler is a disgusting piece of shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

A little fat shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (85Gof)

393 I hate the planned retraction of the fake news. All designed as a smear and they keep going back to that playbook.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (r+sAi)

394 Still pushing Russian collusion

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:23 PM (ZCEU2)

395 380 377
Cory never should have written a book

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:18 PM (85Gof)


Did he rub their noses in it too hard?

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 06:23 PM (Ut9W7)

396 From the Bee:

"Hypocrisy: Right-Wingers who love it when The Babylon Bee makes stuff up suddenly get mad when NYT does it."
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Sorry Bee.
You are supposed to make shit up.
They aren't.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 06:23 PM (Z65m4)

397 A little fat shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (85Gof)

--------

Ain't nothin' little about Planet Nadler, my man. Except his wang.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (pLj6K)

398 FenMan!

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (MVjcR)

399 Nadler and Stelter.... Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (90T4r)

400 >>He should sign copies of it with Michelle Fields disembodied arm, while making conversation in a fake Michelle fields voice.

He's already done two commercials for the book today and while the hearing has been going on he launched his campaign website and tweeted about it.

He's obviously been watching Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (ZLI7S)

401 That prick is questioning him about a book signing?

WTF

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (85Gof)

402 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM


You mean like "sword"?

I hope not, because the pen is mightier than that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2019 06:24 PM (KkNy/)

403
In my #37 I said "Republicans pounce". I am informed by the hackettes in question that the correct verb is "seize". I apologize for this mistake. Pouncing is the exclusive preserve of Nurse Watched.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (7rVsF)

404 This guy is an asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (axyOa)

405 What a farce

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (85Gof)

406



CAN I JUST BE PACIFIC HERE? I AM SAYING PACIFCALY THAT IS IT PACIFICALY TRUE.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (z8c2c)

407
Ratched. Bloody autocorrect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (7rVsF)

408 Nurse Watched..... Lol...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (90T4r)

409 393 I hate the planned retraction of the fake news. All designed as a smear and they keep going back to that playbook.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 06:22 PM (r+sAi)



If they were real mistakes at least some of them would be mistakes in Trump's favor that they would have to retract that look negatively on him. If you throw dice 20 times and it's snake eyes every time the dice are probably loaded.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (Z7lwY)

410

Can we get back to talking about poo?

Posted by: Steve Kroft at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (UFLLM)

411 Zip has a link to Jackson-Lee getting pawned by Lewandowski


That response by Lew to the raving Prog lady was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (HaL55)

412 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

You're behind the times.

Now the word to dislike is "moist".

Posted by: golfman at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (OE84+)

413 410


Can we get back to talking about poo?


Posted by: Steve Kroft at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (UFLLM)

Yes, please.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (jYnPD)

414 Thought he and Trump were water brothers.

Posted by: Pennis the menace at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (Ut9W7)

415 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

Can I introduce you to my little gun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (85Gof)

416 403
In my #37 I said "Republicans pounce". I am informed by the hackettes in question that the correct verb is "seize". I apologize for this mistake. Pouncing is the exclusive preserve of Nurse Watched.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM (7rVsF)

And I am the fortunate recipient of such pouncing, for which I am grateful.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

417 So Nadler says staffers have more authority than elected members.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM (axyOa)

418 I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM


I must say I agree totally. Penis sounds.. clinical.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

419
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM



I must say I agree totally. Penis sounds.. clinical.



Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

OK, 'ettes. Choose you favorite slang.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:28 PM (jYnPD)

420
The correct term is "rigid spear of manhood".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 06:28 PM (7rVsF)

421 Nadler is not getting up from his chair because he can not. FAT ASS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:28 PM (85Gof)

422 Now the word to dislike is "moist".
Posted by: golfman at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (OE84+)

I've always hated that word too.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (myjNJ)

423 I often shake the snake

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (85Gof)

424 333 Not Fen, FenSpouse.

Numerous times someone will ask if there has been a Fen sighting, please let her know she is in many thoughts.

Hope you're enjoying your new bus route/the kids, FenSpouse.

Posted by: Alice McD at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (2CtSR)

425 We should let the ladies talk about male genitalia... could be funny...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)

426 I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM

I must say I agree totally. Penis sounds.. clinical.


Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM


****

I hear Peerless Member a lot.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (axyOa)

427 415 Am I the only person who hates the word penis? I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

Can I introduce you to my little gun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM (85Gof)



Custard tosser.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Z7lwY)

428 I called up the Lewandowski feed again and watched Berke question him. He was tough, but I think Lew parried him well.

Now Nadler is being a pissy little bitch with the GOP House members.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

429 Lope the mule.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Ut9W7)

430 What a circus this is.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (wiXsO)

431 I guess it's only fair to the 'ettes for a derailed thread to turn into a wiener thread instead of a boob thread, every now and then.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (pLj6K)

432 when i first heard the word "penis" I was at a summer day camp, i was six. I figured it had something to do with pee. I didn't understand the "nuss" part of it.

I instinctively took an agglutinative approach to its etymology.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (uF/4L)

433 Water the horse.

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Ut9W7)

434 So Nadler says staffers have more authority than elected members.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:27 PM (axyOa)


Hey, who do you think zips up these pants?

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 17, 2019 06:29 PM (2N7oZ)

435 Doesn't it always happen. You turn the light (in this case of truth) on and the cockroaches start to scurry for shelter?

And the NYT has metric manure wagon load of cockroaches on staff.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (WRSbt)

436 Another mass shooting.... maybe...

https://gunfreezone.net/
three-teens-win-stupid-prizes-outside-of-atlanta/

Posted by: BLM at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (1g7ch)

437 Russel the love muscle?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (jYnPD)

438 Although " Little Winkie" is pretty funny...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (90T4r)

439 Never put anything in writing
Never talk to anyone
Never talk to the press
Never ever never go on tv
Never write a book
Never talk on the phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (85Gof)

440 One eyed wonder.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

441 Lewandowski s lawyer looks familiar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:31 PM (85Gof)

442 Oh, penis discussion!

My favorite topic and snack!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at September 17, 2019 06:31 PM (JcXHH)

443 In fact, be a mime, NGU....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:31 PM (90T4r)

444 Trouser snake/trout?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:31 PM (jYnPD)

445 OT: Clay Travis's Twitter feed has a video of Mike Leach (Wash St. coach).
Mike Leach is a national treasure!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxt8kfwt

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (pH4jl)

446 If there was a pending libel suit against the NYT, Justice Kavanaugh might have to recuse himself from the SC decision (especially if it's Kavanaugh's own suit that goes up the SC!).

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 17, 2019 06:14 PM (PBdiV)


"Justice Kavanaugh, you must recuse yourself from re-examining Sullivan!"
"Why?"
"Because we deliberately slandered you!"
"I don't recall that, so I guess I don't have to recuse."
"..."
"Appeal me if you want. Heh."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (zXlV/)

447 In fact, be a mime, NGU....
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 06:31 PM (90T4r)

To much visibility

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (85Gof)

448 Nurse Watched


Yeah. We have that.

Posted by: pornhub at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (lbPuN)

449

Purple Headed Warrior

Posted by: Steve Kroft at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (UFLLM)

450 I spent the rest of the night praying that they didn't see me slip out of the room a few minutes later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

______


Started taking protein powder for the first time one summer in college right before going to this famous gym with professional bodybuilders.
Got this unexpected, horrific gas and couldn't hold it in ... just meandered over to the other side of the gym. Then I hear one guy scream "Whooooooa, who the hell did that?" And his buddy says "Oh, yeah -- that's one you want to own up to and take credit for!"

I couldn't help but chuckle and hide my head in shame. I'm crying right now just remembering it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM (KS7f3)

451 Lewandowski should just kick back in his chair and put his feet up on the table and laugh his ass off.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:33 PM (axyOa)

452 http://bit.ly/2As6FM1
*******
1 Karli Bonne on Twitter: "Let Trump be Trump at fine bookstores everywhere

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:33 PM (BqBId)

453 Slab Bulkhead!

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (t+qrx)

454 Let's just cut to the chase shall we. I have a foul mouth and a filthy mind. It's a cock or a dick in my world.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (myjNJ)

455 So, is the House grilling of Lewandowski over? Thought it was a 1-3 min break?

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Dhht7)

456 Lewandowski should just kick back in his chair and put his feet up on the table and laugh his ass off.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:33 PM (axyOa)


He should have lifted his ass check a few times and cut the mustard and asked the dems Howd ya like them apples

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (85Gof)

457 OT: Clay Travis's Twitter feed has a video of Mike Leach (Wash St. coach).
Mike Leach is a national treasure!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxt8kfwt

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2019 06:32 PM



****

He is. Fantastic guy and coach.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:35 PM (axyOa)

458 " RKO became known as the home of film noir classic productions thanks in part to the limited budgets required to make such films during Hughes' tenure.

Hughes reportedly walked away from RKO having made $6.5 million in personal profit.[21]

According to Noah Dietrich, Hughes made a $10,000,000 profit from the sale of the theaters, and made a profit of $1,000,000 from his 7-year ownership of RKO. "

Posted by: Hawthorne at September 17, 2019 06:35 PM (Ut9W7)

459 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (myjNJ)

Those are my two go to's. I think we could be good friends

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2019 06:35 PM (dUJdY)

460 Meat missile

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

461 mayhem, how da teefs?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (uF/4L)

462 Now the word to dislike is "moist".
Posted by: golfman at September 17, 2019 06:26 PM

I protest, sir!

Posted by: Moist von Lipwig at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (rBtIz)

463 I call mine a pogrebin.

Posted by: David French at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (5itaF)

464 Lewandowski should just kick back in his chair and put his feet up on the table and laugh his ass off.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:33 PM (axyOa)


Mime his answers, in accordance with the suspension of House rules.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (jYnPD)

465 an agglutinative approach to its etymology."

Damn.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (6qErC)

466 Pork sword

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

467 If you throw dice 20 times and it's snake eyes every time the dice are probably loaded.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:25 PM


Assuming you mean 2d6, the probability of that occurring is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000075%

Which is to say, significantly greater than Hillary!'s unredacted emails ever being released.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (KkNy/)

468 He should have lifted his ass check a few times and cut the mustard and asked the dems Howd ya like them apples

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM



*****

And then when called on it, he should hold up his phone and say I'm following Ace here while you bitches argue.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)

469 51s
Saudi Ministry of Defense: Evidence of Iranian regime's involvement in terrorist attack on Saudi Aramco facilities will be presented
********
so the 12ers are really this stupid?? they didn't think that theUS had spy satellites constantly watching them ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (BqBId)

470

I prefer the term 'tuna can'


Posted by: Ben Wanksalot, Gay Movie Expert at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (UFLLM)

471 465 an agglutinative approach to its etymology."

Damn.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:36 PM (6qErC)

Some people have an agglutinative sensitivity.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

472 Dlamp Johnson was right!

Posted by: Guy who always says "Dlamp Johnson was right!' at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (Tnijr)

473 Hey bth! Still hurts but ibuprofen is nutritious right? Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (myjNJ)

474 well if you have to get into linguistics you needs be cunning at it.

ask Paolo.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (uF/4L)

475 I like the item but that name is.... icky.
I much prefer the slang words for that toy."

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (6qErC)

476 Poon-seeking beef rocket

Posted by: mikeyG at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (lbPuN)

477 I think the hearing is over, replay on C-Span 3

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:38 PM (ZCEU2)

478 They're goby to sell a million copies.

My wife has a friend who reads books on Trump that she knows have been discredited. Doesn't matter. This stuff is like Trump admin fan-fic for the left. Truth is not even taken in to consideration. They're gonna eat this book up.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (BJKQV)

479
Saudi Ministry of Defense: Evidence of Iranian regime's involvement in terrorist attack on Saudi Aramco facilities will be presented

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (BqBId)

480 Some people have an agglutinative sensitivity."

Crones?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (6qErC)

481 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (sGotD)

482 John Thomas

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

483 The Pogrebin is a foot-tall Russian demon with a hairy body and an oversized grey head. The Pogrebin is attracted to Humans, and enjoys trailing them.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2019 06:39 PM (ZfRYq)

484 Nood Biden, making dumb noise with his face-hole

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (t+qrx)

485 Meat Whistle ?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (BqBId)

486 469 51s
Saudi Ministry of Defense: Evidence of Iranian regime's involvement in terrorist attack on Saudi Aramco facilities will be presented
********
so the 12ers are really this stupid?? they didn't think that theUS had spy satellites constantly watching them ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:37 PM (BqBId)



Them not being watched was probably part of the secret part of the deal Obama gave them.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (Z7lwY)

487 Terry Gross.

The Fresh Air schtick is wholly based on subtly massaged omission of facts and context. She only updated this latest show because .. not subtle. And the grift? Her listeners want to be lied to as long as the lies make them feel good. That's the shame of the kink.

Posted by: 13times at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (K3B2k)

488 So, is the House grilling of Lewandowski over? Thought it was a 1-3 min break?
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Dhht7)
***********
Adjourned.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2019 06:40 PM (wiXsO)

489
For some reason the latest Kavanaugh travesty makes me think of a cartoon I saw in a magazine long ago -- a bartender was refilling the bowls of free snacks from a bag labeled "Filthy Little Things."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (+a65P)

490
Lewandowski attorney Peter Chavkin tells am emptying HJC hearing room be will be submitting a letter objecting to the proceedings that just took place with his client.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (BqBId)

491 Leach is the greatest.


that's 2 programs Craig James killed. SMU and Tech. dude's basically an undercover Longhorn

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 06:41 PM (nFwvY)

492 Nude Biden, there's a thought mind bleach couldn't remove

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (ZCEU2)

493 Ahem.

May I remind you that this is a Smart Military Blog?

Posted by: One-eyed Heat-Seeking Missile at September 17, 2019 06:42 PM (KkNy/)

494 The LEW hearing is over, for today. LEW did great considering he is no Harvard educated crap weasel atty the dims hired, Mr. Beezelbub. Doug Collins said the most poignant thing to say at the end. I won't characterize it, it should be posted verbatim, and I admit, I simply can't do that. But I will say, Collins was 100% right on.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 06:54 PM (WWS2B)

495 Think I need a drink and a shower to wash the ick that just oozed from the evil friggin dims. Hearing, good grief, that's a joke.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at September 17, 2019 06:57 PM (WWS2B)

496 terry gross will be interviewing mollie hemingway next week, right?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 17, 2019 06:59 PM (Pg+x7)

497 Who is their publisher? I know publishing and editing have gone down the toilet the past twenty-five years, but this is rediculous. Print a book that tells the reader at the end that the book is a lie? Oh, please.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 17, 2019 07:11 PM (mo1Sv)

498 When you've lost Teri Gross!

Posted by: jocon307 at September 17, 2019 08:51 PM (HYa+m)

499 > Tell me someone else has pointed out that "Robin Pogrebin" is an anagram for "Bingo Rip-Boner" already.

"I be boring porn."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2019 09:31 PM (IRd4p)

New York Times Publishes Article That Discovers New Feminist Cause for Feminist Maniacs To Rage Against. The New Cause Is (Spins Wheel) "Poop Shaming."

I think the Times has pieces of shit like this all loaded up in the chamber, ready to crap them out when they need to change the story away from their last shit-the-bed moment.

This is embarrassing as hell, but at least the discussion here isn't about whether the New York Times engages in deliberate slander for partisan ends.

We may be living in an age where certain pockets of the corporate world are breathlessly adapting to women’s needs -- company-subsidized tampons, salary workshops, lactation rooms. But even in the world's most progressive workplace, it’s not a stretch to think that you might have an empowered female executive leading a meeting at one moment and then sneaking off to another floor to relieve herself, the next.

Poop shame is real -- and it disproportionately affects women, who suffer from higher rates of irritable bowel syndrome and inflammatory bowel disease. In other words, the patriarchy has seeped into women’s intestinal tracts. Let's call it the pootriarchy.

Girls aren't born with poo shame -- it's something they're taught.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:08 PM




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1 And people get paid to write this shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:08 PM (jUYzd)

2 Guess what, ladies: like menstruation, nobody gives a fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (jUYzd)

3 What a load of shit

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (oZ6kz)

4 2

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (uLuPn)

5 Breaking News: NYT thinks women are children still mastering the art of toilet training. You go grrrrls, make a doody!! Take that, patriarchy!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (bDqIh)

6 Poop shaming?

I thought fudge-packing was trendy!

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (Q3dyo)

7 rd?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (jUYzd)

8 Breaking news, like the wind.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2019 04:09 PM (Pqytn)

9 Goddammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (jUYzd)

10 I wish all of these people would commit suicide.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (j3npP)

11 This news to me. I refuse to believe women poop. ( oh I guess that snark is part of the shaming. Sorry , my bad)

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (cGqiy)

12 Nothing like fart jokes.

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (uLuPn)

13 I am never mortified when I fart. Other people, yes.

Posted by: fly gal at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (8TdcF)

14 The Seinfeld bit is that since men can't have children, we're proud of basically anything that comes out of our body.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)

15 The comments about the accompanying graphic are priceless.

Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (Ciifn)

16 Well, to be fair, most gay dudes probably don't fart "intentionally".

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (Mo1SD)

17 ya gotta be shittin' me

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (Ayk4B)

18 My nine year old daughter let one rip during mass, in the midst of the homily. Fr. John, bless him, did not skip a beat. I admit to being rather mortified. She was rather amused.

Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)

19 WTF???

It's shit like this that makes me pine for a EMP.

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (RU4sa)

20 Good god - so the Iowahawk tweet was fucking serious?!?!?!

Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (77WPm)

21 10
I wish all of these people would commit suicide.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (j3npP)

That's a little harsh. Where are they supposed to drop the obamas off at the pool?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jYnPD)

22 Keep some Poo-Pourri in your handbags, ladies.

Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (uLuPn)

23 There's lesbians in the stall on the far left.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)

24 Abso-freaking-ridiculous. Just like everyone at that paper.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (JoUsr)

25 Of course the NYT isn't worried at all about women having to shit in a stall next to a tranny.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (xPl2J)

26 I refuse to believe women poop.

As a very small boy, I actually believed that women did not fart. Certainly not mom.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (ppBhU)

27 IC's daughter is getting started on her moronette career early.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (ykYG2)

28 " the patriarchy has seeped into women's intestinal tracts. Let's call it the pootriarchy."

So, what are they proposing as the solution?

Each human being is allocated their own private bathroom in every building?

Sending all boys to "Learn to Not Be Disgusted by Girls Who Literally Small Like Shit? indoctrination camps?

Typical leftist ploy -- whine that something is big big problem, offer no viable solutions, then when you make the mistake of saying "Well, what the hell do you want me to do about it?", they spring into action and issue a list of demands, starting with "1. Cede all power to us."

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (Q3dyo)

29 I think the two ladies in the leftmost stall ain't pooping...

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (J+mig)

30 This is unbelievable. Really, it's hard to quantify just how asinine this is.

NYT ladies, you have just made it harder for women to be taken seriously in the workplace. Between the 'patriarchal A/C' business and this, they have reduced female staff to children.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

31 18 My nine year old daughter let one rip during mass, in the midst of the homily. Fr. John, bless him, did not skip a beat. I admit to being rather mortified. She was rather amused.
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)

Heh. My daughter could clear a room by the time she was 10. Sugar and spice my ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (jUYzd)

32 In the old days, you knew when a guy was going. He'd march into the break room, grab the sports section and walk out. Some would even bring the paper back - which was frowned upon. Cell phones have taken some of that stigma away from guys. But I kid, there was no stigma.

Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (sX1BW)

33
Doesn't the Times have better things to do? Like make up stories about innocent people?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (7rVsF)

34

Is this some kind of German thing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (aKsyK)

35 That fart study sounds like both the dumbest and least plausible study ever done by anyone pretending to be a scientist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

36
Bullshit.

Mrs Fixer tells me women do not fart.

She says they "fluff".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (8XRCm)

37 "the patriarchy has seeped into women's intestinal tracts. Let's call it the pootriarchy."


Call it what it is - anal.

Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (Ciifn)

38 These people are batshit crazy every single day. It's amazing how it's all come into the open now and they flaunt it, revel in it and dare you to say anything to them about their wackiness.

Stop the worldI wanna get offThis is too weird for meStop the world
I wanna get offI just gotta find a planet where they're interested in sanity


Thank you, Randy Stonehill.

Posted by: turambar at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (Gylu/)

39 Not even sure I want to be a part of this one.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload and pposting at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (11Tx7)

40 It's the third grade all over again, brought to us by the NY Times.

When do we get ice cream?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (sy5kK)

41 I've got fart privilege and I never even knew it.

I feel like I've wasted my life.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)

42

It's part of the kink!

Posted by: Kookie Roberts, Scrunt at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (bj/dy)

43 Well I'm glad to hear that someone is studying this.

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (wKCn3)

44 You just knew they'd get around to this eventually... not many stones left to turn over...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (90T4r)

45 Why are there two women in one stall?

Posted by: f2000 at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (9WiM6)

46
"Gay men are less likely to intentionally pass gas than heterosexual women, but not for social reasons, but because of the fear of unintended complications", said Drew Mudd, a leading anal sex researcher who headed up the probe into the issue in a 2015 study.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (pyXW1)

47 NYT ladies, you have just made it harder for women to be taken seriously in the workplace. Between the 'patriarchal A/C' business and this, they have reduced female staff to children.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

---

This^^^

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (RU4sa)

48 Wait, who exactly is shaming whom?

Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (jUVms)

49 Those pictures of bathroom stalls?

Women aren't pooping. They're getting laid.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (dkrmM)

50 Mo Mom is 72, and after a stroke last year, she toots, and goes "Ohhhhhhh...!.

...and we all laugh.

Can I haz NYT job, pleez?

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (Ckg4U)

51 I really do try to be like a phantom with my bathroom and farting needs with my lady. I know some think it's endearing to be that open but I can't do it. And it's not about shame.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (cGqiy)

52 "Poop Shaming"
------
Wut.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (iB1oa)

53 This is how you know we've gone way too long without a world war to thin out the herd of stupid and fascists.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (+dsLj)

54 Is the NYT aware they are rapidly becoming a joke to the public?

Posted by: irright at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (pMGkg)

55 36


Bullshit.



Mrs Fixer tells me women do not fart.



She says they "fluff".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (8XRCm)

She got any friends?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (jYnPD)

56 Well, I have IBS and I'm a dude, so cry me a river, ladies.

Get on the Low-FODMAP diet pronto.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (u//oP)

57 For a 100 bucks I'll give you a Cleveland Steamer.

Posted by: Stormy at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (WrMOC)

58 Gay men are less likely to pass gas because...

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (RU4sa)

59 Predicted Babylon Bee headline: "The Babylon Bee to become the paper of record ... soon."

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (UgemJ)

60 That was supposed to be indidivual lines, dammit

You get the idea I guess. This world is losing its mind more and more every single day across the globe. It ain't just here in the US.

Posted by: turambar at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (Gylu/)

61 I guess they decided to publish all the shitty articles this week...

Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (4HMlb)

62 There's lesbians in the stall on the far left.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)

------

GODDAMMMMITTTTTTT!!!! THATS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES!!!!!

Posted by: Creedence Clearwater Revival at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (8XRCm)

63 Why are there two women in that first stall on the right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

64 45 Why are there two women in one stall?
Posted by: f2000 at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (9WiM6)

Well, you see Jimmy, when two girls go clubbing, and have a little too much to drink...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (jUYzd)

65 I was most concerned about WTF is happening in the right stall.

Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (Ciifn)

66

Gays can't fart. Pesky anal leakage ensues.

Posted by: Kookie Roberts, Scrunt at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (bj/dy)

67 ".........the patriarchy has seeped into women's intestinal tracts"It's called anal sex.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (N39Ws)

68 As a very small boy, I actually believed that women did not fart. Certainly not mom.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2019 04:13 PM (ppBhU)


As a very small boy I asked my mom why it smelled so bad in the bathroom after she came out. Somehow I lived.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (kUmUV)

69 All the shit that's fit to spit.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (3YHM0)

70 39 Not even sure I want to be a part of this one.
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload and pposting at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (11Tx7)

Aw, stick around..... we'll be talking about everything else in no time...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (90T4r)

71 Another way to interpret the NYTimes piece:

Women are simply not cut out to participate in the modern workforce. We're riddled with shame and freaky body problems that we can't control. It was a mistake to let us into the upper echelons of corporate culture.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (Q3dyo)

72 This thread stinks.

There. I said it.

I think we're all ashamed today.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (tH5fk)

73 45
Why are there two women in one stall?

Posted by: f2000 at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (9WiM6)

Did you just assume their gender?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (jYnPD)

74 It's the third grade all over again, brought to us by the NY Times.



When do we get ice cream?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (sy5kK)

Nap Time. If we're going to be acting like elementary school kids then dammit I want Nap Time.

Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (77WPm)

75
"Gay men are less likely to intentionally pass gas than heterosexual women, but not for social reasons, but because of the fear of unintended complications"

Collapsed sphincter muscles?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:16 PM (7rVsF)

76 lol kraken.

No shit.

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (RU4sa)

77 "Gay men are less likely to pass gas because..."
-Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:15 PM (RU4sa)

"Accidents happen when your anus is stretched and prolapsed."

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (Ckg4U)

78 I have a feeling this thread will plunge right over the edge.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (2Mnv1)

79 2 Girls 1 Stall?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (u//oP)

80 The Poop is REAL Man!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (u6xw0)

81 So we got two lesbians, one guy who's peeing standing up, which is even worse than manspreading one BTW, and a third woman dildoing her shoes off.

This is the header image they use to spearhead the groundbreaking expose of poop shaming.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (+dsLj)

82 Guys Jerk Off Into The Ficus. At Work. Get Over It.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (oZ6kz)

83 Ev'body gotta bust a duke sometimes.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (88+cf)

84 The woman in the second stall. Standing up. Trying to pee like a man?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (N39Ws)

85 Bewbs. Guns. Bewbs. Guns.





Pie.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (tH5fk)

86 Two girls, one bowl

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (jUYzd)

87 IC's daughter is getting started on her moronette career early.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Gotta love hardwood seats.
Pews, grade school desks, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (dkrmM)

88
Wait, how come there are two chicks pooping in the stall at viewer's left?

That's weird. I wonder which one is going on the floor?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)

89

Sooooooo..... this is how the Times recovers from making up a Kavanaugh smear out of whole cloth.


*sarcastic thumbs up

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

90 NYT ladies, you have just made it harder for women to be taken seriously
in the workplace. Between the 'patriarchal A/C' business and this, they
have reduced female staff to children.





Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (bDqIh)


Cut. Jib.

Newsletter.

Posted by: DocJ at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (77WPm)

91 If a boy that identifies as a girl farts, is it hilarious or embarrassing?

Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

92 Slap!

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (RU4sa)

93 86 Two girls, one bowl

LOL - that's it!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (u//oP)

94 Isn't this a running gag from "Scrubs?"

29Victor's First Law: Eventually all running gags will end up as NYT articles.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (BJKQV)

95 "You people have no idea what it's really like to be a victim of poop shaming." -- International Brotherhood of Dogs and Cats

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (UgemJ)

96 Here, if in the presence of flatulence, you can blame the Oregon Whistling Spiders.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (iB1oa)

97 I think the two ladies in the leftmost stall ain't pooping...
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (J+mig)


Pornhub says "not so fast..."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (wCmLp)

98 Boobies, guns, movies, and high fashion...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (90T4r)

99 Oh gross. This is a new low, even for the NY Times.

Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (aXucN)

100 There's lesbians in the stall on the far left.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)

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GODDAMMMMITTTTTTT!!!! THATS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES!!!!!
Posted by: Creedence Clearwater Revival



Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (dkrmM)

101 Bowels move, newspaper full of shit.

Posted by: CheifOldJoke at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (FhXTo)

102 Jeepers, talk about minds living in the gutter ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (8fHBx)

103 Is this some kind of German thing?"

Is there a "poop shelf"? Then yes.

Wait a sec - Aces shelf adventures, poo...

Ace is german?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (6qErC)

104 Its sad. Cokie, Rick and Eddie will never fart again.
This is the real tragedy this week.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (u6xw0)

105 I work at a woman-owned and woman-majority business, and the way they leave the bathrooms -

I've seen truck stop bathrooms that are cleaner. While they may be ashamed of 'pooping' they aren't ashamed of tearing up the bathroom while they're in there.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RKQ/v)

106
Slap! How you doing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (7rVsF)

107 So the NYT has become Buzzfeed?

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (cxIsI)

108 in better female-oriented news, Tabby's Star is back :
sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/09/190916114028.htm

That was one of the ayy lmao astronomical questions. Tabby Boyajian found that this thing was dimming at irregular intervals; probably not a transiting planet.

The new model proposes that the star was, once, orbited by an earth and its moon. Something destroyed the earth. Its moon then became the main planet - but it was too close to the star. So the moon has been breaking to bits.

Finding direct evidence of exo-moons is a major feature in astronomy's to-do list.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (ykYG2)

109 SMH!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (Ckg4U)

110 Oh my! You must excuse me. The vapors.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (0LxiW)

111 99 Oh gross. This is a new low, even for the NY Times.

Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (aXucN)

It is ridiculous. As stupid as the menstrual shaming nonsense they were blathering on.

Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (a0IVu)

112 bluebell,

Seems to me that these lefty ladies have some serious deep-seated issues.

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)

113 I have three older sisters. I'm well aware that women poop, and sometimes incredibly stinkily. The idiot who wrote this story needs to be assigned to clean a women's room at a bus station.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RD7QR)

114 Pee like a man, pee like a man, pee like a man my so-o-o-on

Posted by: Franki Valli at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (u//oP)

115 The big discussion is who's in the stalls. *snerk*

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (cxIsI)

116 Women poo? The shit you learn here?
SMDH!

Posted by: USNtakim at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (0OmEj)

117 104 Its sad. Cokie, Rick and Eddie will never fart again.
This is the real tragedy this week.
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (u6xw0)

We need to connect the dots between these three...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (90T4r)

118 I thought it was the barking spiders.

Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (jUVms)

119

Paper of record player.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (aKsyK)

120 One thing though, at work, when I would announce I "made a big BM!!" after a trip to the men's room, there were no smiles and cheers from my workmates.

What gives?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (Y4EXg)

121 And I think I'm in the minority regard to fart humor. Never got it. That was half of the Howard Stern show back in the day. And the half I had no interest in.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (cGqiy)

122 Who the hell take their shoes off to poo??
The shirt yeah...but shoes?

Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (u6xw0)

123 I have never heard a woman fart. Ever

Posted by: G marks the spot at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (mrrpb)

124 I work at a woman-owned and woman-majority business, and the way they leave the bathrooms -

**********************

Which I don't get, because they're doing their business sitting down. How the hell do you fuck that up?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (+dsLj)

125 Whew! Over a hundred.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (11Tx7)

126 >>"You people have no idea what it's really like to be a victim of poop shaming." -- International Brotherhood of Dogs and Cats

Funny thing. I've never noticed my dog being ashamed of dropping a deuce. Not once.

The person who has to clean it up, me, has indeed shown shame.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)

127 What the hell. These people are trying to make women look like deranged psychos.

And why on earth are there two people in the stall on the left???

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (9hauA)

128 "Slap! How you doing?"
-Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (7rVsF)

Good day today! Brother is over to take Mom shopping and make lasagna. ...Can't Wait!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (Ckg4U)

129 I can't tell you how many times I've been in a meeting with a sponsor and let a fart rip. The sponsors think it's hilarious, and usually give me the money on the spot.
What planet do these people inhabit?

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (T6t7i)

130
I prefer stories like "The Conservative Case for the Holodomar."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (XubWY)

131 Which I don't get, because they're doing their business sitting down. How the hell do you fuck that up?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (+dsLj)


From what I've been told, they don't sit. They squat above the seat.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (wCmLp)

132 Seriously, why did the Times pick that picture? Weird.

Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (jUVms)

133 100 There's lesbians in the stall on the far left.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)

------

GODDAMMMMITTTTTTT!!!! THATS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES!!!!!
Posted by: Creedence Clearwater Revival


Golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:18 PM (dkrmM)


Good thing I work from home 'cause I am howling! Well played.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (u//oP)

134 I work at a woman-owned and woman-majority business, and the way they leave the bathrooms -



I've seen truck stop bathrooms that are cleaner. While they may be
ashamed of 'pooping' they aren't ashamed of tearing up the bathroom
while they're in there.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RKQ/v)

I've heard the same thing from a school janitor. And it's not just poop, it's period stuff too.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (xPl2J)

135 Sooooooo..... this is how the Times recovers from making up a Kavanaugh smear out of whole cloth.

--------------

No, that's Brett Kavanaugh standing up in the ladies room getting ready to be a predator.

Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

136 That fart study sounds like both the dumbest and least plausible study ever done by anyone pretending to be a scientist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:14 PM (KZzsI)


The faculties of the hard sciences should demand the social sciences find a new umbrella term.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (y7DUB)

137 White upper middle class women.....is there nothing they can't complain about?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (FiUMj)

138 A real bitch thinks that her shit don't stink.

Posted by: JAS at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (0LxiW)

139 Anyone who takes their shoes off in a public restroom, is beyond redemption...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (90T4r)

140 Huh - wonder what it means that I subconsciously read:

Company Sized Tampons.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (37IEG)

141 bluebell,

Seems to me that these lefty ladies have some serious deep-seated issues.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)

----

But ..... think of all the people they have impacted......

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

142 probably not a transiting planet."

Or a transitioning planet?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (6qErC)

143 18 My nine year old daughter let one rip during mass, in the midst of the homily. Fr. John, bless him, did not skip a beat. I admit to being rather mortified. She was rather amused.
Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)

Your son could loudly say BORING very very loudly, he wasn't wrong though.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (dKiJG)

144 who takes their shoes off in the shitter ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (M+Lyo)

145 Welp, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

146 If you listen closely, my farts sound like a whisper in a canyon.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (9t0Zz)

147 Seems to me that these lefty ladies have some serious deep-seated issues.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)
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It's got to be that, because I refuse to believe they can't find anything else to write about.

Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (aXucN)

148 I guess I'm slow, but what the hell is going on in the stall on the left? I usually poop in solitary, but apparently that's not the way at the NYT.

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (T6t7i)

149 Why do these idiots that keep talking about "whateverthefuck"-shaming have no actual shame?

Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (Ciifn)

150 I don't even want to know what is going on in the left stall. Bad Santa snuck his lover into the loo again?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (ykYG2)

151 I thought it was the barking spiders.
Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (jUVms)
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Take your pick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (iB1oa)

152 At least the story has a happy ending.......

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (5ztcy)

153 finally explains the smell in government buildings

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (nFwvY)

154 Seems to me that these lefty ladies have some serious deep-seated issues.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)

And they can't imagine the issues are only in their heads, so they demand national attention to their neuroses.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (J+mig)

155 Oh my! You must excuse me. The vapors.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara



Turn on the exhaust fan.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (dkrmM)

156
White upper middle class women.....is there nothing they can't complain about?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (FiUMj)

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I don't-a get-a the complaints.

Posted by: Paolo at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

157 Same shit, different article

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (Izzlo)

158 Never take your shoes off in the shithouse.

Posted by: Things You Learn at an Early Age at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (88+cf)

159 The idiot who wrote this story needs to be assigned to clean a women's room at a bus station.

Man, that's kinda harsh, nobody deserves that.

Who the hell take their shoes off to poo??

Near as I can tell women take off those uncomfortable foot-destroyers at every possible opportunity. Why on earth anyone would intentionally wear anything so painful is beyond me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

160 I saw Fecal Matters open for Can of Worms at the Hollywood Bowl in 2009.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (UgemJ)

161 speaking of poop shaming, Corey Lewandowski poop shamed America's Other Sweetheart, Sheila Jackson Lee, today for pretending to ask a question while delivering a heartfelt diatribe about ... uh ... due process.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (thQkh)

162 Can you believe this shit?

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (Izzlo)

163 But ..... think of all the people they have impacted......
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

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They just can't seem to flush their traumatic past.

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (RU4sa)

164 Seems to me that these lefty ladies have some serious deep-seated issues.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)
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They'll try to paper them over.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (iB1oa)

165 134 I work at a woman-owned and woman-majority business, and the way they leave the bathrooms -



I've seen truck stop bathrooms that are cleaner. While they may be
ashamed of 'pooping' they aren't ashamed of tearing up the bathroom
while they're in there.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RKQ/v)

I've heard the same thing from a school janitor. And it's not just poop, it's period stuff too.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (xPl2J)

___

I've heard this numerous times from people who cleaned bathrooms...womens are exponentially more nasty than mens.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (FiUMj)

166 Stick your head in the womens restroom, scream "Is someone burning a tire in here!!?" No one in that restroom will ever crap at work again.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (LOq4H)

167 140 Huh - wonder what it means that I subconsciously read:

Company Sized Tampons.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (37IEG)

I read the same thing.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (BJKQV)

168 Do any women honestly believe men think or care about this at all, ever? Or care? I have to doubt that.

Regardless of gender you'd have to be clinically neurotic to be that worried about this. This is borderline paranoia.


Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (iAwUQ)

169
I wish all of these people would commit suicide.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (j3npP)


SOON

Posted by: 2020 at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

170 And by the way guys, women never take off their shoes in a public restroom. Ever.

Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (aXucN)

171
There's a little brown shart in the stall today,
That's my soul up there,
It's twice as likely as the average gay,
That's my soul up there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (pyXW1)

172 122 Who the hell take their shoes off to poo??
The shirt yeah...but shoes?

Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (u6xw0)

_________

Lol

Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (jUVms)

173 You gotta be shittin' me!

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (Izzlo)

174 And why on earth are there two people in the stall on the left???
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 17, 2019 04:20 PM (9hauA)

-------

Office romances often have to make doo.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

175 "Seriously, why did the Times pick that picture? Weird."

Because, you can't let up ever! If they are going to win they must make us immune, then accept, their view of life.

Posted by: catman at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (4HMlb)

176 We have a Yoga studio on the same floor with us - I've heard legendary bad things from the women who work here in regards to the other women from the Yoga studio who use the rest rooms.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (37IEG)

177 100 There's lesbians in the stall on the far left.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)

------

GODDAMMMMITTTTTTT!!!! THATS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES!!!!!
Posted by: Creedence Clearwater Revival

That's some funny shit right there!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (jUYzd)

178 Near as I can tell women take off those uncomfortable foot-destroyers at every possible opportunity. Why on earth anyone would intentionally wear anything so painful is beyond me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

because they feel sexy..but yes, I do free my feet when I am sitting at my desk..

Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

179 On the left, that's just a lady centaur trying to take a dump.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)

180 I worked in offices for over forty years and I don't think I ever once thought about women p**ping there. But, the NYT does.

And I imagine I would be called an insensitive, sexist gynophobe if I said this out loud.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (r28kI)

181 I've heard this numerous times from people who cleaned bathrooms...womens are exponentially more nasty than mens.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (FiUMj)

From poo-shaming to bathroom shaming in a single thread.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (jYnPD)

182 Hey - has anyone noticed there appear to be two women in the stall on the left?

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (wKCn3)

183 I don't get the cartoon. Someone 'splain it to me .

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (FiUMj)

184 I work at a woman-owned and woman-majority business, and the way they leave the bathrooms -

**********************

Which I don't get, because they're doing their business sitting down. How the hell do you fuck that up?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere



Because they don't sit, they hover.

Nothing is allowed to touch the gold plated ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (dkrmM)

185 Wasn't poop humor is big scene in the chick movie Bridesmaids?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (cGqiy)

186 All the news thats fit to shit

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (M+Lyo)

187 I've heard this numerous times from people who cleaned bathrooms...womens are exponentially more nasty than mens.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (FiUMj)
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*raises hand*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (iB1oa)

188 Poopers to the left of me, farters to right, here I am... stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (r+sAi)

189 166 Stick your head in the womens restroom, scream "Is someone burning a tire in here!!?" No one in that restroom will ever crap at work again.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (LOq4H)

When I left the office earlier today, there was yellow caution tape blocking off the woman's room. You can't make this up.

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (Izzlo)

190 As a guy working in a guy world had no idea.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2019 04:24 PM (ZCEU2)

191 164 Seems to me that these lefty ladies have some serious deep-seated issues.
Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)

Probably can't put it down themselves either.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (jUYzd)

192 10 I wish all of these people would commit suicide.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2019 04:10 PM (j3npP)


Concur. Their suicides would not only result in less of this sort of nonsense but it would have the additional benefit of decreasing human emissions of both carbon dioxide and methane--thus, saving the planet. Win/win!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (DTX3h)

193 When women bend over and light themselves, and run and say " Look!! I'm a Jet Plane!!" Get back to me... THEN there will be equality of the sexes!!

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (90T4r)

194 I work at a woman-owned and woman-majority business, and the way they leave the bathrooms -
I've seen truck stop bathrooms that are cleaner. While they may be

ashamed of 'pooping' they aren't ashamed of tearing up the bathroom

while they're in there.



Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 17, 2019 04:19 PM (RKQ/v)



I've heard the same thing from a school janitor. And it's not just poop, it's period stuff too.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (xPl2J)



My son has said the same thing about inspecting female Marines' barracks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

195 I gotta stop wondering "what's next"!

Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (RuIsu)

196 I read a tweet response to this that said the media is desperately throwing out crazy clickbait all over the place right now to distract from the Kavanaugh dumpster fire. I am starting to believe this theory.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (iAwUQ)

197 149 Why do these idiots that keep talking about "whateverthefuck"-shaming have no actual shame?
Posted by: Roy
========================

Like cucks, the shame is part of the kink.

Posted by: Guzalot at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (prSvo)

198 I don't understand any of the women depicted in stalls - I don't take my shoes off, the other one is facing the toilet - is she using her man-penis? - and then two in a stall *at work*. Is it that hard to just depict the normal way to use the toilet, NYT?
- - -
Author bio:

Jessica Bennett is the gender editor of The New York Times, working to expand global coverage of women, gender and society across platforms. She is the author of "Feminist Fight Club: A Survival Manual for a Sexist Workplace," which was published by HarperCollins . . .


Gender-focused journalists are an industry killer, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (bDqIh)

199 Feminists are make supremacists. Why must make behavior always be the standard? Why isn't it ok for men to think fart jokes are funny and for women not to?

I for one have no desire to find scatological humor funny. I like myself the way I am.

And feminist weaklings, get your act together and manage your poop activities like an adult. And stop your incessant whining, FGS.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (9hauA)

200 Stick your head in the womens restroom, scream "Is someone burning a tire in here!!?" No one in that restroom will ever crap at work again.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (LOq4H)

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I would so do this.

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (RU4sa)

201 That toilet in the third stall looks like it's making a desperate plea for help.

Get me outta this chickenshit outfit!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (kQs4Y)

202 Tales from the Proto-Matriarchy: Poop shaming - does and don'ts

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (Pqytn)

203 Office romances often have to make doo"

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (6qErC)

204 I've heard this numerous times from people who cleaned bathrooms...womens are exponentially more nasty than mens.

This is not a lie. As near as I can figure, women explode from every bodily orifice when they go into a restroom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (KZzsI)

205 The struggle is hardest for Elena Kagan, Sotomayer and RBG because Clarence Thomas always shoves Kav's dick in their hands when they're pumping a grump.

Posted by: New York Times at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (8fWYM)

206 I've heard this numerous times from people who cleaned bathrooms...womens are exponentially more nasty than mens.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview


I used to clean the bathrooms at the local pool. Can confirm.

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (T6t7i)

207 I didn't read the article but let me guess what the solution to this "crisis" is....

1. more taxes
2. more govt

Am I close?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (FiUMj)

208 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (arJlL)

209 >>Because they don't sit, they hover.

>>Nothing is allowed to touch the gold plated ass.

If I had to hover when I am performing my executive work I would have legs like mighty oaks.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)

210 *male * supremacists.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (9hauA)

211 I don't get the cartoon. Someone 'splain it to me .
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Two chicks gettin jiggy, guy pissing, vacated stall, chick just got laid.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (dkrmM)

212 If you're an anal retentive psycho, that's not the patriarchy's problem. I guess this is an objection women have to sharing their safe space with men? They don't want men to be "in on" their poops, maybe?


I wake to coffee on my night stand and have for 33 years. I drink it, poop and that's it. Takes all of 5 minutes, tops from coffee to flushing. Most women don't have "poop anxiety" because, if they're healthy, the whole process takes very little time.
My suggestion for this problem? More insoluble fiber, less sugar, less being a tense bitter nitwit.

Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (nRWPy)

213 there used to be a guy on sports talk radio in Dallas who infamously would strip naked to take a shit at the radio station office. weird little angry black dude. drove a PT Cruiser.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (nFwvY)

214 Just dropped in to see what's happening, then and decided I don't need this sh!t in my afternoon timeline.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (BiNEL)

215 201 That toilet in the third stall looks like it's making a desperate plea for help.

Get me outta this chickenshit outfit!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 17, 2019 04:25 PM (kQs4Y)

Secure that shit, Hudson!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (jUYzd)

216 Dammit, even the cartoon lesbians are getting more poon than I am.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)

217 Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)

Churches have excellent fart acoustics. The reverberation of the pews can be stunning!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (u6xw0)

218 On a serious note for a moment, despite what the Times article says, IBS affects many men as well as women. If you or a loved one suffer from IBS, and it can be very debilitating and lead to depression, please try the Low-FODMAP diet developed in Australia. It's the biggest breakthrough in, well, ever for IBS sufferers.

Lots of great info online, and Dr. Tamara Duker Freuman's book The Belly Whisperer is available on Amazon and is a big help.

Low-FODMAP ain't always easy-but it absolutely works.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (u//oP)

219 How do we know one of the people in the cartoon isn't a trannie?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

220 Get a load of this feminist shit.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (sN9mD)

221 I don't take my shoes off, the other one is facing the toilet - is she using her man-penis?

She has one of these:

https://youtu.be/YpSMQTK_E00

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

222 This reminds me of the insane mother who wrote a piece like this, about how her little girl's giant poops were a source of pride, but she was so sad that "the patriarchy" would force her daughter to have smaller poops soon.

This was something Ace posted here once, but I can't find it now.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (ju9gW)

223 OK, the Old Grey Presstitute has reached the bottom of the lowest common denominator there is: Poo.


I don't want to know what's lower than this, but I'm reasonably certain the OGP has a story ready for it.

Would it be too much to axe for them to, oh I don't know, swing the pendulum away from base things nobody wants to discuss in polite company and start writing about the more lofty things in life like navel lint?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (HaL55)

224 How about those companies - several major banks I've worked in - that safeguard the doors to the restroom access areas, and the restrooms, with badge readers.

talk about shaming - knowing "they" can card track your average bathroom break time.

Where's the article about that.

How about a story about the guy who takes a certain section of the paper from the break room with him on his journey to the crapper.

Is it worse that he brings it back? Or that he leaves it behind?

These are the things we need to worry about!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (37IEG)

225 23
There's lesbians in the stall on the far left.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 04:12 PM (jUYzd)

_________


I think that's where they're hiding Notorious RBG's body.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (UgemJ)

226 Near as I can tell women take off those
uncomfortable foot-destroyers at every possible opportunity. Why on
earth anyone would intentionally wear anything so painful is beyond me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

Well, I'd damn sure have some poopin shoes to put on.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (88+cf)

227 Somewhere in the slums of Islamabad, a young Muslim girl who had her clit sliced off cries for the suffering of these poor women......

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (FiUMj)

228 Stick your head in the womens restroom, scream "Is someone burning a
tire in here!!?" No one in that restroom will ever crap at work again.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 17, 2019 04:23 PM (LOq4H)


lol

filing away for an opportune moment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (jYnPD)

229 That toilet in the third stall looks like it's making a desperate plea for help.

Get me outta this chickenshit outfit!
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Stopped up from all the stuff you're not supposed to flush.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (dkrmM)

230 Churches have excellent fart acoustics. The reverberation of the pews can be stunning!
Posted by: dananjcon



Talk about unintended consequences.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (tH5fk)

231 The shame is part of the stink

Posted by: Nancy Stench at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (LdHXv)

232 It really seems like the NYT is actively trying to shame all women.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (r+sAi)

233 Can we seriously divorce this half of the population on grounds of severe mental illness and just downright insanity?

Posted by: turambar at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (Gylu/)

234 Ladies? is the graffiti in your toilet better than in the men's?

That's if you've checked the men's out.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (cxIsI)

235
Me plus lentils = fart storm

Me plus every day lentils plus 19,000 feet K-2 basecamp = Geneva Convention Bioweapon Atrocity

Although I will say lighting them one dark night was truly impressive.

Posted by: Vaguely Asian Exchange Student in Frathouse at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (UFLLM)

236 I used to work with a shop guy who had what we called the world's only trained asshole. Any time, day or night, you could call out to him "Hey Forrest, Fart!!!" and he'd just say, "Ok!" and out it came! No warning, no preparation. It was his Super Power.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

237 Old and Busted: NYT restaurant reviews

New Hotness: Poop reviews

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

238 193
When women bend over and light themselves, and run and say " Look!! I'm a
Jet Plane!!" Get back to me... THEN there will be equality of the
sexes!!

Posted by: kraken


Damn, that would be amusing as hell. In a sophisticated, British sort of way, of course.

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (T6t7i)

239 210 *male * supremacists.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (9hauA)

In the context of the article, "make" supremacists makes sense.

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (Izzlo)

240 Stall #4? B.O.B. break.

Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (RuIsu)

241 The real reason women are poop shy is because other women recognize their shoes from outside the stall door. If their dump sounds are reminiscent of demons fighting in a water-logged sewer, the other girls are talking about Susan's shits.

Guys will laugh about the horrible sounds and smells, but nobody knows who it was unless they come out when someone's at the sink or urinal.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (9t0Zz)

242 filing away for an opportune moment.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (jYnPD)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (RU4sa)

243 then there are the folks who make it their habit to shit at the office. wtf is up with that?

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (nFwvY)

244 Poop shame is real. *hic* *shart*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (vtcmf)

245

So in the drawing there are 2 women in one stall and a guy in the one next to them taking a leak?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (kw5n8)

246 137
White upper middle class women.....is there nothing they can't complain about?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:21 PM (FiUMj)


First World problems.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (N39Ws)

247 I've said it 5,000 times - you want an "all in one" bathroom? You want "gender neutrality?"

Then be ready for me to drop a mega-deuce whenever I get the chance...

...and then lift the seat up before I exit the facility.

This is particularly true at Starbucks, but it's not as if there aren't lots of other opportunities.

If we're all just "one gender," then I'm good to go. Literally.

Posted by: RobM1981 at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (1Ds+X)

248 Next they'll blame the women's bathroom mess on the cross dressing tranny males.

Heh - won't THAT be a carefully approached subject.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (37IEG)

249 220
Get a load of this feminist shit.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (sN9mD)

Fast forward to dems 2020, and this poo-viewing and poo-celebrating will become mandatory.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (jYnPD)

250 231 The shame is part of the stink
Posted by: Nancy Stench at September 17, 2019 04:27 PM (LdHXv)

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LOL

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (RU4sa)

251 Churches have excellent fart acoustics. The reverberation of the pews can be stunning!
Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:26 PM (u6xw0)

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.... can concur.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

252 When a girl farts she is mortified.

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that is straight up bullshit right there

Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (zRsfw)

253 Lets step back a moment and ponder this. This is the New York Times, allegedly the premier newspaper in America, the legendary Old Gray Lady, the one that everyone turns to in the news business to see what is news.

And they're running this kinda New York Post/Daily Mail crap? What's next big boobs on page 3 and a sidebar of celebrity outfits??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

254 If the bitches hadn't made it illegal to smoke, they wouldn't have no problem taking a dump. Do I have to draw you college-educated Bucks County wine and cheese Beckys a fucking picture? I guess I do.

Smoke a rock, do a rail, smoke a Kool, instant shit reflex. If I gotta watch one more commercial about you stupid white girls being constipated Ima cut Joe Biden next time .

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (Jj+59)

255 OMG. The woman in the rightmost steal has her shoes off in a public restroom.

Ick.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (9hauA)

256 What hath the women's liberation movement wrought?

Not quite what was envisioned, I'll wager.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (AMIL/)

257 Just dropped in to see what's happening, then and decided I don't need this sh!t in my afternoon timeline.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
>>
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (11Tx7)

258 The real reason women are poop shy is because other women recognize their shoes from outside the stall door. If their dump sounds are reminiscent of demons fighting in a water-logged sewer, the other girls are talking about Susan's shits.

Guys will laugh about the horrible sounds and smells, but nobody knows who it was unless they come out when someone's at the sink or urinal.

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Even if you know, there is nothing to gossip about.

Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (sX1BW)

259 When a girl farts she is mortified.

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that is straight up bullshit right there

Posted by: Hillary!
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I know right!

Posted by: RBG at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (zRsfw)

260 Suburban Wine Mom 1: Oh I heard your daughter just got published in the NY Times!

Suburban Wine Mom 2: *looks at title of article* Uh, why don't we talk about my son instead?

SWM 1: Isn't he in jail for murdering five prostitutes?

SWM 2: Yeah let's stick with him.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (oZ6kz)

261 What gets me is when the office ladies float a biscuit in the hallway and then not own up to it, acting all innocent-like.

That wasn't a cricket in the broom closet.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (2Mnv1)

262 When it comes to farts, loud and proud is better than silent but violent....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (NFEMn)

263 Next they'll be telling me nuns have belly buttons. Like I'd fall for that doozy.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (sGotD)

264 So in the drawing there are 2 women in one stall and a guy in the one next to them taking a leak?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (kw5n

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Glory hole in the divider.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

265 Obligatory.

Male Restroom Etiquette

https://tinyurl.com/y22k6lb7

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (ZLI7S)

266 237
Old and Busted: NYT restaurant reviews

New Hotness: Poop reviews


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

Brown journalism.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (jYnPD)

267 "Anybody want to come and look at this before I flush it?"

- yelled from the ladies' restroom across corporate America somewhere right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (HaL55)

268 Ah, PATRIARCHY for the win! Is there nothing men cannot do?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (xptlg)

269 A second look at Lewandowski?

H/T WZ

shorturl.at/chjxF

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (BiNEL)

270 Back in the 50's my father and I saw two women pooping and he told me ' son, that's just natural, now let's get out of the women's bathroom before they catch us'

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2019 04:30 PM (cGqiy)

271 So in the drawing there are 2 women in one stall and a guy in the one next to them taking a leak?

The more I look at that sketch, the less sense it makes. What kinda dude goes into a stall to whiz anyway?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

272 243
then there are the folks who make it their habit to shit at the office. wtf is up with that?

Posted by: x at September 17, 2019 04:28 PM (nFwvY)
Worked at a company where one of the production mechanics would only sh*t at work. His wife wouldn't let him do it at home because of the vile odor. Seriously, there were times we, his coworkers, wanted to call for a hazmat team. The accounting department's offices were above the restrooms he would frequent. It would seap up to them. They all had cans of air freshener.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (N39Ws)

273 ...If their dump sounds are reminiscent of demons fighting in a water-logged sewer...

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Dunno why this strikes me as hilarious, it just does.

Posted by: SMH at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (RU4sa)

274 I thought women just went into the bathroom to cry about office politics.

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (wKCn3)

275 When a girl farts she is mortified.

========
that is straight up bullshit right there

Posted by: Hillary!
======
I know right!
Posted by: RBG


My daughter gets giggle fits, especially when her brother is in range.....which makes her fart more.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (5ztcy)

276 The real reason women are poop shy is because other women recognize their shoes from outside the stall door. If their dump sounds are reminiscent of demons fighting in a water-logged sewer, the other girls are talking about Susan's shits.


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Ladies...... courtesy flush. It's a real thing.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

277 They should have had a clip of that scene from "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". You know the one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (iB1oa)

278 If their dump sounds are reminiscent of demons fighting in a water-logged sewer,

You sank my battleshit!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (ykYG2)

279 The more I look at that sketch, the less sense it makes. What kinda dude goes into a stall to whiz anyway?

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This is the future the left wants.

Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (sX1BW)

280 And I don't know what that ho in the last stall be doin, all barefoot and cross-ankled, it's mystifying. Can't piss, shit or beat off sittin like that.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (Jj+59)

281 Maybe if the womYns laid off the wine, they'd poop less? Just spitballing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (FiUMj)

282 257 Just dropped in to see what's happening, then and decided I don't need this sh!t in my afternoon timeline.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
>>
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (11Tx7)


Okay, 400 comments, the topic will change... surprised that the poop grew legs, I am....

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (90T4r)

283 Hint: it's not the sound I have a problem with.

It is in fact the shit smell.

Hormonal chick pee is bad enough.

Sue me.

Posted by: nip at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (Izot6)

284 Even if you know, there is nothing to gossip about.

Posted by: SH at September 17, 2019 04:29 PM (sX1BW)

The only time shit comes up is when somebody wants to talk about this massive dump they just had. Which I don't give a shit about but w/e.

Posted by: Someguy at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (Wj9tV)

285 And of course, not only the Patriarchy, but, RUSSIA!

Its all Vlad POOT'ns fault.

Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (NgKpN)

286 You shoulda heard me let 'em rip on election night. Whew. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (vtcmf)

287 All the TV commercials on the subject for women had me thinking 1/2 are stopped up, the other 1/2 couldn't stop pooping. Ladies, look to your diet. Double mocha flapping chinos for breakfast, lunch and dinner is doing a number on your GI tracts.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (gmo/4)

288
Though this is just stupid clickbait, non-journalism, it does point to a bigger issue, which is the fact that feminism is largely demanding, much like homosexuals and transformers, that the rest of the world change to placate the neuroticism of mildly-psychotic womenistas.

No one gives a f*ck that you shit. No one cares if it smells, other than spray afterward out of courtesy for the next man up with a steamer on the way.

The shame you feel, if any, is from an internal narrative in your own neurotic mind. It's part and parcel of the narcissism many women suffer from.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (pyXW1)

289 And are they trying to promote unisex multi-stall bathrooms, with the dude in the second stall?

So many questions, and I haven't even read the article.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (9hauA)

290 274 I thought women just went into the bathroom to cry about office politics.

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2019 04:31 PM (wKCn3)

Gossip and bitch mainly.

Posted by: IC at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (a0IVu)

291 "Spins wheel"? Shouldn't it be "while blindfolded, pull slip of paper out of a bowl"?

A TOILET bowl! Get it?

Posted by: Pete in TX at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (2RBkF)

292 Guys will laugh about the horrible sounds and smells, but nobody knows who it was unless they come out when someone's at the sink or urinal.

And even if they do know they won't talk about it, they'll rip on the guy to his face.

"Dude, what have you been eating? I think you cracked the toilet!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

293 I've heard this numerous times from people who cleaned bathrooms...womens are exponentially more nasty than mens.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

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The female janitor(ess)? at my old workplace would stand just inside the women restroom doorway and holler, in her lovely Jamaican accent, "ANIMALS, YOU ARE FILTHY ANIMALS!!!".

I miss that woman.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (Y4EXg)

294 I used to work with a shop guy who had what we called the world's only trained asshole. Any time, day or night, you could call out to him "Hey Forrest, Fart!!!" and he'd just say, "Ok!" and out it came! No warning, no preparation. It was his Super Power.

Google Joseph Pujol. He was a guy who actually made a whole stage show of his ability not only to fart on command, but to control the sound as well.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2019 04:32 PM (9t0Zz)

295 Imma tap out.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (tH5fk)

296 Millions of years of evolution and knowing that on an almost daily basis you can be sure your going to have a few moments to yourself and fucking liberals ruin this too.

They ruined taking a shit.


Posted by: dananjcon at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (u6xw0)

297 The ones that fart when they come are the worst.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2019 04:33 PM (xx1qg)

298 #253
And they're running this kinda New York Post/Daily Mail crap? What's
next big boobs on page 3 and a sidebar of celebrity outfits??
================================Considering the current product, I think the NYT has its work cut out for it in order to reach NYP and the Daily Mail standards for accuracy.

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