John Cornyn: You Know Who I'd Really Like To Run For The Senate? Joe Scarborough
The genius who picked Charlie Crist over Marco Rubio is back to his old tricks in the Sunshine State.
Sen. John Cornyn (Texas), who heads the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC), told The Hill on Thursday that he has talked to Scarborough a couple times about a Senate bid. And he indicated he’s still working on persuading the MSNBC host to run for the upper chamber. “I’d be delighted to talk to him a third time,” Cornyn said.Fantastic, just what we need...to run one of the original No Labels gang. What? David Frum didn't return Cornyn's calls? Here's Scarborough talking about his cross aisle outreach to his good friend...Maxine Waters.
Waters was considered one of the more extreme members by conservative groups. She certainly played to type in one memorable Judiciary hearing at which she suggested that all Republicans supporting a certain piece of legislation were racist. It was too much for me to take. After the committee broke for a floor vote, I walked over to the Los Angeles liberal’s seat and began talking to her. Waters collected her papers and started walking toward the House floor. For the next 10 minutes, we exchanged tough words that neither of us really heard, but I kept following her. By the time we got on the floor to vote, she turned to me and a smile spread across her once stern face. “You know what, Scarborough. You’re crazy!” Waters said as she turned and walked off. I spent the next few months seeking her out on the House floor. I would hug her during important votes after she let me know it made her nervous. “Stop, Scarborough! You’re going to hurt my reputation back home!” she would shout in mock horror. She would return the favor during votes in which conservatives would more likely be watching. Ten years later, when I return to the House floor, there are few members of Congress I enjoy seeing more than Maxine Waters. The fact that our friendship began in a heated exchange makes it more special.Waters slanders Republicans in public and Joey chats her up in private. Awww...Adorable. Seriously, I think it's important not to let politics get in the way of personal relationships. Life is too short and politics isn't a major part of a healthy and full life. That said, when you're an elected member of Congress or you want to be a leader of your party, you can't let slurs like Waters' go with a shrug and a "Oh that Maxine. What a scamp!". You have to challenge people like Waters when they slander you and your supporters like that. It's the same with guys like Orin Hatch and Ted Kennedy. It's fantastic they were such chums but it never stopped Kennedy from slandering Republicans and conservatives whenever he needed to. What good are guys like Hatch and Scarborough if they don't stand up for their supporters and make people like Kennedy and Waters pay a price for slandering them? That's not personal, that's business. Democrats know that, we don't need Republicans who don't. Scarborough for Senate? Pass.
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1 Pass? Fail!
Posted by: USA at March 10, 2011 10:35 PM (YZISw)
2 Go get stuffed!
Posted by: sartana at March 10, 2011 10:35 PM (7Xm5b)
3 Maybe he can talk Allahfrumdit or Poppin' Fresh into running for the seat
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2011 10:35 PM (vdfwz)
4 Joe has bad taste in friends , no surprise, but the huggingMz Waters when she seemed to not like it is creepy?
Posted by: willow at March 10, 2011 10:35 PM (h+qn8)
5 Scarborough ? Joe Scarborough? sheesh Corn-in needs to get a grip!
Posted by: sonnyspats at March 10, 2011 10:36 PM (oNphh)
6 Scarborough is so fucking lost it's scary.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at March 10, 2011 10:37 PM (T/Xoe)
7 What part of "the old ways are over" don't the Gutless Old Pansies get?
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 10, 2011 10:39 PM (gJNMj)
“I’d be delighted to talk to him a third time,” Cornyn said.
LOL. Blown off ... by Scarborough.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at March 10, 2011 10:39 PM (G/MYk)
9 He's built up a massive following. Haven't you seen his book sales?
Maybe he and Michael Smerconish can run together. They can run on the "We jumped on the Obama bandwagon in 2008 and refuse to get off platform"
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 10:39 PM (DKV43)
10 You know who I'd luv to see run for the Senate?
Just imagine his press conferences, and the statements he'd make at committee meetings.
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2011 10:40 PM (tJjm/)
11 Great, we need a guy who treats the Senate like summer camp. He's there to make friends, and experiment a little with his male roommates, you know what I'm saying without me having to say it.
Fuck John Cornyn. Thanks for merkowskee you dick
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 10:41 PM (DKV43)
12 AH, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
He's perfect. I can't think of a more appropriate expression of Republicanism in 2011. Go for it, Cornhole.
Posted by: some dope at March 10, 2011 10:42 PM (BZEkR)
13 The worst part is that he would be running against a democrat that is more conservative than scarborough. You'd be running a RINO in a state that just went blood red conservative in 2010. It was a democrat slaughter down there, why in the world would we run a RINO
Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2011 10:42 PM (DKV43)
14 I can't believe this is actually for real.
John Cornyn is really quite out of touch with the base, isn't he? My god.
Posted by: Jeff B. at March 10, 2011 10:43 PM (NjYDy)
15 You know who I'd luv to see run for the Senate?
Just imagine his press conferences, and the statements he'd make at committee meetings.
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2011 10:40 PM (tJjm/)
Well ... I'd have to rationally assess that the probability that I am an alien parading around as a human (sort of) is about 2.613% - small, though not insignificant - and the probability that I'm retarded is, safely, 59.332% ... so I would say that my Senate candidacy is mostly based on the remaining 38%, give or take.
Posted by: James The Clapper, Intelligentsia at March 10, 2011 10:44 PM (G/MYk)
16 Republican leadership is kind of like the old joke, military inteligence. When will they learn that we are not interested in rearranging the deck chairs, but building a new boat based on the actual words of the constitution. I walked around my house this evening and failed to identify anything the government does not have some tie to in some way from the crapper to the bulbs.
"I,m from the government and I'm here to help" is something that should be words of elimination from office. 'I'm here to eliminate and shrink and stop every form of big government" is the required language.
Posted by: Greta at March 10, 2011 10:45 PM (POE3L)
17 Even I'm smarterer than Scarborough...and Cornhole!!!...YAAAYYYYYYY!!!
Posted by: Corky the Retard at March 10, 2011 10:46 PM (7jCg4)
18 Hell, I'd vote for Alvin Green before RINO Joe.
Posted by: RushBabe at March 10, 2011 10:47 PM (urYpw)
19 Ahhhh, more union fail, this time in Indiana.
Posted by: RushBabe at March 10, 2011 10:48 PM (urYpw)
20 The only reason for a GOP Congressman to reach across the aisle is to smack a Dim around.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 10, 2011 10:50 PM (oTjfX)
21 O/T -- Stupid Headline of the Week (courtesy of AP) -- 'STOCKS LIFT
HOUSEHOLD WEALTH; COMPANIES AMASS CASH'
IT'S ALL GOOD BABY!
Posted by: billygoat at March 10, 2011 10:51 PM (7jCg4)
22 Primary cummin!! Tea party his ass outa there!
Posted by: sonnyspats at March 10, 2011 10:52 PM (oNphh)
23 Posted by: RushBabe at March 10, 2011 10:48 PM (urYpw)
SHOW ME THE MONEY QUOTE!
Union leaders predicted up to 25,000 would protest at the Indiana
Instead, about 8,000 did. Many of them weren’t even Hoosiers: Indiana
blog Capitol Washington reports that about half of the buses carrying protesters came from Illinois and
Posted by: billygoat at March 10, 2011 10:53 PM (7jCg4)
24 Rand Paul at his best. Telling a bureaucrat to get out of his bathroom.
Posted by: USA at March 10, 2011 10:54 PM (YZISw)
25 Refresh my memory . . . Wasn't Cornyn somewhat marginally sane at some point in the past?
Posted by: filbert at March 10, 2011 10:57 PM (smvTK)
26 Seriously, I think it's important not to let politics get in the way of
personal relationships. Life is too short and politics isn't a major
part of a healthy and full life.
Disagree. For these politicians, politics should be a major part of your life. They should believe passionately in their principles. And while friendship with an opponent who is acting in good faith is fine, tell me which of those assholes is acting in good faith.
Hatch's friendship with Kennedy made him look like an asshole. This is the same Kennedy who tried to conspire with the Soviets to alter the outcome of the '84 election. The same Kennedy...screw it, you get the picture. Ted Kennedy could not have been acting in good faith. How deep can Hatch's convictions be if he hung around with that scumbag for decades?
This is fucking serious business, not a party. It's fucking sickening. On our dime.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 10, 2011 10:58 PM (McG46)
27 as a FL voter, HELL NO
i'm sorry i'm all for going w/ moderates and holding my nose to vote against a Dem but if he's the nominee against Nelson i'm voting 3rd party, sorry but Scraborough sold his soul over at MSNBC and became Mike Medved 2.0 over there, yes he's had his moments on tv but he would backstab us in a second, no to Scarborough, get the fuck out I want Nelson out of the senate so give me someone i'll vote for
Posted by: YRM (Walker 1, Lefties 0) at March 10, 2011 11:01 PM (UzBwz)
28 With fuckheads like Corn-in in charge of the republican party, it's only a matter of time before a third party becomes a reality. It won't be pretty for a while, but it will be much better for the country.
And can't Texas do better than this?
Posted by: RoadRunner at March 10, 2011 11:01 PM (/0ftF)
29 It's the same with guys like Orin Hatch and Ted Kennedy.
Hey, what can I say? Nobody made a waitress sammich like ol' Teddy did.
Posted by: Orin Hatch at March 10, 2011 11:03 PM (vbh31)
30 Posted by: RoadRunner at March 10, 2011 11:01 PM (/0ftF)
see that's the problem, we could afford to go all 3rd party and take time to transition and get the weak Reps representing our side out of the way in a diff. time, we do that now and by the time we would take poer there'd be no US, Dems today and their ignorance of what their doing w/ reckless spending and soclaistic policies aren;t your grandpa's Dem party
Posted by: YRM (Walker 1, Lefties 0) at March 10, 2011 11:05 PM (UzBwz)
31 Posted by: FUBAR at March 10, 2011 10:58 PM (McG46)
Umm, I think he was being sarcastic.
Posted by: RoadRunner at March 10, 2011 11:06 PM (/0ftF)
32 Sen. John Cornyn , how is this guy still the lead person for Senate 2012 election committee , Joe Scarborough
I would for vote for Obama before I would vote for Scaborugh.
How can the republican leadership be this insular and hmmm.. how should I say it, stupid.
I could do a 2 minute search and find a dozen quotes of Scarbourgh criticizing republican policies, leadership, putting down Bush and republicans, and dozen quotes praising democrats and Obama.
Scarborgh would get slaughtered in the primary and not win the general election, I doubt the grass roots or conservatives would even vote for him in the general election, to put it simply he's a buffoon , who feeds the liberal agenda whenever possible for no other reason them to further his career.
I can't even stand when a republican goes on his show, they treat them so disrespectfully, Governor Walker was treated like a defendant being questioned or they talk around them as if they aren't there for a couple minutes and then ask a question His show can make jokes for hours about Republican politicians, but can't find anything funny in dingy Reid, wacked out Peolsi, golfer - chief Obama and or the rest of the drips that make up democrat party.
Posted by: sam at March 10, 2011 11:11 PM (CnXRh)
33 Cornyn for Senate? Pass.
Posted by: Oschisms at March 10, 2011 11:14 PM (GqM5k)
34 I'm a little new to the whole Florida politics scene, but my wife and I relocated here 6 months before this last election. If Florida can gettison a reasonably-popular Repub Governor in favor of a little-known Cuban constitutionalist... no worries, boys. Scarborough's candidacy won't last long.
Don't forget that my (new) state is taking GOP refugees like myself from northeastern socialistic states in record numbers.
Posted by: Johnny at March 10, 2011 11:17 PM (mhmc7)
35 Posted by: YRM (Walker 1, Lefties 0) at March 10, 2011 11:05 PM (UzBwz)
Well, if we're going to get fucked over anyway, we may as well turn it into a good cause. As long as 'insiders' like Cornhole are running the party, we're going to keep on getting politicians like Mercowshit, Snowjob, McLame, and all of the other 'kinder, gentler' fucks that can't wait to reach across the aisle. Have you ever heard of a dem reaching across the aisle? They won't even give republicans a reach-around when they're butt-fucking them (which seems to be most of the time).
This last election showed some promise. If conservatives can pick up more seats in the House, take over the Senate, and get rid of RINOs like Cornwipe, we may be able to save the party.
I have now used up enough of my mad that I don't think I'll need to swear again for a while.
Posted by: RoadRunner at March 10, 2011 11:18 PM (/0ftF)
36 My favorite Maxine Waters quote:
"I have to march today because my mother couldn't have an abortion."
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 10, 2011 11:18 PM (mfQD5)
37 And the fact that Ted Kennedy actually liked Chappaquiddick jokes says everything you need to know about him. Someone died, it was his fault, and it was all a big laugh to him.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 10, 2011 11:23 PM (mfQD5)
38 This is the same Kennedy who tried to conspire with the Soviets to alter the outcome of the '84 election.
In fairness, this fact made pretty much everybody in the Senate and the media look like an asshole. I at least like to consider myself a political junkie (though I was still a kid when this came out in '92), so it stunned me that I didn't even learn about this until a few years ago. Why the Republicans did not bother to bring up this fact after every single time Kennedy did something antagonistic absolutely baffles me: "Oh Ted Kennedy? You mean the guy who tried to sell us out to the Soviets in the 80s?" If you have to work with the guy, okay, but that doesn't stop him from whacking you for much less.
As a testament to what wimps we are, the only reason this doesn't count as Exhibit A is that there are so many other examples. If this were a Republican, there's no question that he would not have stayed in office after it came out. There's no question an investigation would have been launched against him. It's ridiculous that our side afforded him an ounce of respect for a single day, much less years after this happened. The media and the Democrats at least have an excuse. They're on his side. There's no justification for us.
While I think she was completely off in harping on this yesterday (we finally showed some spine for once; offer a "congrats" instead of using it as an opportunity attack our own side), this is also what Coulter was getting at yesterday. We are continually offered up multiple opportunities to whack the other side in these fights and continually let them go. If we aren't going to excuse it with Joe Scarborough and Maxine Waters on MSNBC, we shouldn't excuse among people who are now purporting to represent and fight for us.
Posted by: AD at March 10, 2011 11:23 PM (zZgft)
39 I think ol' Cornyn pads around his office in a smoking jacket and garters with no stockings or other restrictive accoutrements strategizing on reaching out to "potential candidates".
That's what he calls "thinking outside the boxers".
He's an important figure in Republican circles.
Posted by: ontherocks at March 10, 2011 11:26 PM (HBqDo)
40 Ah, so what's her name's father whispered in this guy's ear that it might be great if joey baby would run again and it would benefit everyone and what her name would have "morning joe" all to her little old self....sweet...
Posted by: curious at March 10, 2011 11:29 PM (k1rwm)
41 Waters was considered one of the more extreme members by conservative
groups. She certainly played to type in one memorable Judiciary hearing
at which she suggested that all Republicans supporting a certain piece
of legislation were racist.
And then there was that time when she admitted that "this liberal was all about nationalizing the oil industries"... oh, my buddy Maxine... what a crazy, crazy gal! *nudges her across the chin with fist*
Posted by: Joe Scarboroough at March 10, 2011 11:29 PM (XP+IH)
42 My buddy,
Wherever she goes,
I'm gonna go.
My buddy, Maxine.
Posted by: Joe Scarboroough at March 10, 2011 11:32 PM (XP+IH)
43 "Morning Joke" should stick to hugging lefties on MS-NBC rather than on C-SPAN.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 10, 2011 11:32 PM (mfQD5)
44 I kinda think that ShamWow guy should run.
Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at March 10, 2011 11:35 PM (o3PX9)
45 Well, it's true that America is gonna love his nuts.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 10, 2011 11:36 PM (mfQD5)
46 Let's start with Maxine Waters is the dumbest person to ever hold office and end with Joe Scrotum is a fucking dipshit.
Posted by: tangonine at March 10, 2011 11:36 PM (x3YFz)
47 That's a good starting point.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 10, 2011 11:38 PM (mfQD5)
48 When it comes to actual policy, Joe isn't so bad. But honestly, I'd 100000000x prefer another Rand Paul, anyone know what the CFL guys or De Mint's group are up to? 2 Rands in the senate would kick *so* much ass.
Posted by: Name Redacted at March 10, 2011 11:38 PM (TC/9F)
49 I would change my voter registration to Tea Party today if possible.
Posted by: melvin at March 10, 2011 11:40 PM (3OCZw)
50 You know who we really need to run? Mr. Paul Anka, the only important man on that stage! Make it happen, Ace.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 10, 2011 11:41 PM (mfQD5)
51 I would rather vote for my german shepherd than joe no-nuts. are you fking kidding me? The guy is a total (was gonna say moron... but...) dumbass.
Posted by: tangonine at March 10, 2011 11:41 PM (x3YFz)
52 Rand Paul is proving to be almost as good a Senator as his father is an embarrassment.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 10, 2011 11:41 PM (KI/Ch)
53 I wouldn't vote for my own brother for dog-catcher if he ran as a Democrat... unless Joe Scarborough was his opponent.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 10, 2011 11:42 PM (mfQD5)
Seriously, I think it's important not to let politics get in the way
of personal relationships. Life is too short and politics isn't a major
part of a healthy and full life.
Fuck that. Lefties are scum. I don't even want to be on the same planet as those subhumans, much less be friends with them. I could never be a Senator because the first time some DemoRat referred to me as "my dear friend from Minnesota" like they always do with each other I'd punch them in the mouth.
In Scarborough's case, I don't think we need some asshole in the R caucus who resigned last time because they found a dead intern in his office.
And Cornyn needs to go. I don't give a shit how good his voting record is, his facilitation of RINO cockholsterism is beyond the pale. Primary this worthless bastard ASAP.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 10, 2011 11:44 PM (Ou/g5)
55 If this idiot got elected, he'd be the conservative Al Franken. yes. That fucked up.
Posted by: tangonine at March 10, 2011 11:44 PM (x3YFz)
56 Please primary this fool Texas.
Posted by: StrangernFiction at March 10, 2011 11:45 PM (dKCBV)
57 Seriously though, find out who the campaign for liberty and deMint's PAC are looking at.
Posted by: Name Redacted at March 10, 2011 11:47 PM (TC/9F)
58 OT You all do know that Pelosi/Reid hid 105 billion dollars in the Ocare bill right? So the Pubs efforts to defund Ocare is moot till the 105 is cut out. Listen to Levin
Posted by: sonnyspats at March 10, 2011 11:51 PM (oNphh)
59 Who doesn't love so called conservatives who often pander to the left to hurt their own party and gain favor in the media?
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 10, 2011 11:56 PM (ltqwL)
60 46 Let's start with Maxine Waters is the dumbest person to ever hold office and end with Joe Scrotum is a fucking dipshit.
Posted by: SJL at March 10, 2011 11:56 PM (dKCBV)
61 Norfolk and way!
Posted by: Y-not at March 11, 2011 12:02 AM (pW2o8)
62 Seriously, I think it's important not to let politics get in the way of personal relationships. Life is too short and politics isn't a major part of a healthy and full life.
I think the WI Republicans would disagree..
Posted by: Dave C at March 11, 2011 12:04 AM (QNN33)
63 So it seems like Cornyn's promise to let the primary voters of the state choose their candidates didn't even last a year.
Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2011 12:05 AM (oVQFe)
64 Florida is a rough state for Republicans despite Republican success. Rubio won with 48.9% of the vote. Rick Scott won with nearly the same amount (48.77%).
The state conservative organization is impressive. The Tea Party Movement is strong.
The demographics, not so much. If this is how Republicans win in a midterm election with intense enthusiam gaps, I'm not so optimistic. The state of the nation politically is going to hinge on whether or not Florida and Texas turn into California. I expect it to happen in the next 10-15 years given the demographics and ages of the two states.
Posted by: Paper at March 11, 2011 12:06 AM (VoSja)
65 ...and fuck Scarborough.
He is now just another useless, interchangeable member of the 'serious' media crowd who traded any principles and conservative credentials he might have had to please the political and jounalistic elites who get to decide the limits of 'political discourse'.
Posted by: Paper at March 11, 2011 12:08 AM (VoSja)
66 25 Refresh my memory . . . Wasn't Cornyn somewhat marginally sane at some point in the past?
He entered the Republican leadership, at which point he apparently started listening to the Karl Roves of the world telling him "A conservative could NEVER win! Pick RINOs for every seat, regardless of what the base thinks!"
Frankly, I find this article a perfect companion to an article posted on Hotair today about Jim DeMint and his attempts to recruit conservatives for higher office.
DeMint got us Rubio and Toomey while Cornyn wanted Crist and either Specter or Tom Ridge.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 11, 2011 12:15 AM (b8JnP)
67 This makes me mad.
Posted by: Dan at March 11, 2011 12:20 AM (mXBxH)
68 This is awesome! The worthless RINOs nominate and support other worthless RINOs to roll over and take it up the #@ from us.
And then they will blow us.
Posted by: The MFM at March 11, 2011 12:20 AM (/izg2)
69 63 Seriously, I think it's important not to let politics get in the way of personal relationships. Life is too short and politics isn't a major part of a healthy and full life. I think the WI Republicans would disagree..
Posted by: Dave C at March 11, 2011 12:04 AM (QNN33)
I KNOW the WI DemocRATS disagree....
Posted by: torabora at March 11, 2011 12:20 AM (1ao2R)
what you guy want to see in the senate is me
Navycopjoe (D-Ewa Beach)
vote early, vote often, contribute alot
Posted by: navycopjoe hoping to be a HI senator at March 11, 2011 12:21 AM (EOu3d)
71 I doubt Scarbarough could make it through a primary.
Posted by: Dan at March 11, 2011 12:22 AM (mXBxH)
72 DrewM.: "Scarborough for Senate? Pass."
Along those same lines -- Cornyn for Senate? Piss.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 11, 2011 12:22 AM (swuwV)
73 Another reason I don't want our politicians being friends with their politicians: fewer friends means less bipartisanship.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 11, 2011 12:22 AM (McG46)
74 I would like to see the new RNC chief come out and say NO publicly to this nonsense and rebuke Cornyn.
Posted by: Dan at March 11, 2011 12:24 AM (mXBxH)
75 i keep getting mailers from some guy named Rinse Prius, asking for support. right in the trashthey go.
Posted by: exceller at March 11, 2011 12:24 AM (Z7Znk)
76 "Life is too short and politics isn't a major part of a healthy and full life."
Actually, at it's core, life isn't too short. Their job is to represent their constituents and not act all chummy. It's not a country club, it's an assignment. I'm not at all interested in their full lives. Their behavior impacts how I must live. How my family must live. How my neighbors must live. How the country is to persevere without stifling liberty.
Fuck their comity. Do the job their local constituents demand of them each election cycle. Period.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 11, 2011 12:31 AM (swuwV)
77 Cornyn ran Larry Elder away in CA in favor of running Carly Fiorina. He is good at getting along with his Democrat friends and picking losers.
Posted by: nick at March 11, 2011 12:36 AM (S2Q0B)
78 Fuck their comity. Do the job their local constituents demand of them each election cycle. Period.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 11, 2011 12:31 AM (swuwV)
Singing to the choir.Oh, and as long as we're slipping into the abyss fiscally, and the Middle East is about to implode and impede the flow of oil to the world, how about a moratorium on any gummint worker attendance on the fucking DC cocktail circuit?I'm sorry, is that draconian?
Posted by: FUBAR at March 11, 2011 12:37 AM (McG46)
79 Ben: "It was a democrat slaughter down there, why in the world would we run a RINO"
Because the Tea Party contingent is getting uppity. You think the DC GOP has learned anything yet... other than perpetuating-big-guv-at-a-slower-rate is hitting bumpy waters right now and must be navigated despite the rogues?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 11, 2011 12:38 AM (swuwV)
Yeah, I posted before reading your comment upthread. Normally I scan 'em all, but the default that we should accept legislative glad-handing and back-patting because it helps the atmosphere ticks me off no end. I had to blurt out with as little thought as possible as fast as possible. Next time I'll just say: "See FUBAR."
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 11, 2011 12:45 AM (swuwV)
81 Texans are always trying to bust Okie balls. They just like Okie balls, I guess. Anyway. Watch this:
Kay Bailey Hutchinson
Heh heh heh.
Posted by: Okie at March 11, 2011 12:51 AM (xx42+)
82 Scaroborough? What isn't Cinthy McKinney available?
Posted by: Buffalobob at March 11, 2011 12:51 AM (GwH6h)
83 Hey, Texas! Why don't you get some real senators?
Posted by: Okie at March 11, 2011 12:51 AM (xx42+)
84 My senators can whip your senators any day of the week.
Posted by: Okie at March 11, 2011 12:52 AM (xx42+)
85 Hey, Texas! How do you like me now!?
Posted by: Okie at March 11, 2011 12:53 AM (xx42+)
86 You guys get Cornyn's cocksucking. I get Coburn's bomb throwing. You guys get Hutchinson's 180 proof stupid. I get Inhofe beating the snot out of environmentalists. Ha!
Who da man now!
Posted by: Okie at March 11, 2011 12:56 AM (xx42+)
87 "Hey, Cornyn! How's my ass taste?" -Arlen Specter
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 11, 2011 12:57 AM (mfQD5)
88 Hmm. I'd take Scarborough over Dumbfuck Patty Murray or Mari Ne'er do Well, but he'd have to move out here to the Soviet of Washington.
In FL? I can't see that happening.
Posted by: flashoverride at March 11, 2011 12:57 AM (Ss0fB)
89 Cynthia McKinney? Hmmmm. Good idea. She's a level-headed moderate. Thanks for the input.
Posted by: John Cornyn at March 11, 2011 12:58 AM (xx42+)
90 Cornyn's getting primaried--even if he does a 180 tomorrow and starts making Barry Goldwater look like Nelson Rockefeller.
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 11, 2011 01:00 AM (xx42+)
91 Wait. It's time for me to put on some music and churn da butta.
Posted by: Okie at March 11, 2011 01:02 AM (xx42+)
92 Cornyn is just kind of stupid at times. I don't get him. Either stupid or working on killer plans. And it's never the latter.
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 11, 2011 01:07 AM (xx42+)
93 Dude, I swear. If he has a primary opponent next time he's up, that's who I'm voting for. Fuck this guy.
P.S. If there are any other Texans that read this, do check out Michael Williams, former Railroad Commissioner running for KBH's vacated seat.
Posted by: Jarrod at March 11, 2011 01:09 AM (OzXHr)
94 "Hey, Texas! Why don't you get some real senators?"
Man, I miss Phil Gram :-( there was a good Texas senator. If only we could find another.
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102 Yeah, right, until ol' Mornin' Joe makes it on the ballot... then Drew, Ace, et al will be screaming about how important it is to elect him in the name of unity or some such bullshit.
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