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James Stuart, Duke Of Richmond And Lennox With His Attributes
Anthony van Dyck

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 St

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:31 AM (5aX2M)

2 "...he gave the Wife a flourish, and then to bed!"

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:32 AM (Bdeb0)

3 Sponge!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:32 AM (5UfE7)

4 Young Donald Sutherland had a fat ass.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 09:32 AM (fuK7c)

5 "with his attributes"
O_o

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:33 AM (p+Wdc)

6 "...he gave the Wife a flourish, and then to bed!"
Posted by: Zod


And, as usual, she had wanted a sashay instead!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:33 AM (5UfE7)

7 He looks awkward.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 09:33 AM (dy5uS)

8 James looks like Sondra Locke.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:33 AM (gC2IV)

9 His attributes being a pear. And a puffy shirt. And whatever the hell it is he is wearing instead of pants.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 09:34 AM (/tuJf)

10 Orange man bad!

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2019 09:34 AM (sLicW)

11
♫ Mama told me not to come ♫

Posted by: Governator Hickenlooper at March 22, 2019 09:35 AM (jYje5)

12 Brother Maynard, bring forth the holy hand grenade! WTF, this is a peach!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:35 AM (gC2IV)

13 James Stuart, Duke Of Richmond And Lennox With His Attributes


Alternate title:
James Stuart, prototypical mincing ponce.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:35 AM (5UfE7)

14 who does his eyebrows .. those are fabulous ... owl like.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2019 09:35 AM (Cus5s)

15 I've always loved mop top curls on males.

But this is waaaaay too much


TGIF Horde! We got this!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 09:35 AM (PkVlr)

16 That's a wonderfully British tongue-in-cheek title.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 22, 2019 09:36 AM (sLicW)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Muhammed at March 22, 2019 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

18 His attributes being a pear. And a puffy shirt. And whatever the hell it is he is wearing instead of pants.
Posted by: JackStraw


Homeboy is quite the rotund fop.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:36 AM (5UfE7)

19 Baggy pants?

Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 09:36 AM (88xKn)

20 Dude, grow a real mustache or shave. This half ass shit looks ridiculous!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 09:37 AM (Ot6OZ)

21 He's daring you to make a smarty-pants comment about his shirt.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 09:37 AM (hLRSq)

22 And his pear tree. No one mocks his pear tree and gets away with it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 09:38 AM (hLRSq)

23 Hi Mark!

How's Chicago?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 09:38 AM (PkVlr)

24 Hmm.

Looks like a real dyck.

*ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 09:38 AM (6qErC)

25 I've always loved mop top curls on males.

But this is waaaaay too much


TGIF Horde! We got this!
Posted by: nurse ratched


Party in the front, party in the rear! Hey boys!

Posted by: James Stuart, Duke Of Richmond And Lennox With His Attributes

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:38 AM (5UfE7)

26 his attributes?

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27
Nice gold lame parachute pants.

MC Hammer is due for a comeback....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 09:39 AM (eXA4G)

28 Alternate title: Fruit holding a peach.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:39 AM (gC2IV)

29 So is there a difference between the Stuarts & the Stewarts? Because I see this guy known as both.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)

30 this painting could use a proper cleaning. seriously. the varnish is probably 300 years old and has yellowed and darkened the entire painting.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 09:40 AM (Pg+x7)

31 I bet the satin pants make him sashay with the best!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 09:40 AM (PkVlr)

32 Alternate title: Fruit holding a peach.
Posted by: Duke Lowell



Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:40 AM (5UfE7)

33 That's one hell of a long name for a guy with only a pear to show for it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2019 09:41 AM (YslsA)

34 Drag your mom to a dirty porn theater.

The go home and feed your wife some human shit.

It's feminism.

Posted by: The Party of Women at March 22, 2019 09:41 AM (5aX2M)

35 New movie thoughts. Weird scifi financial crisis thoughts.

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:41 AM (XSSCs)

36 seriously, what does the artist mean by "his attributes" ?

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37 Huh. Kinda reminds me of Eric Idle.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 09:42 AM (AM1GF)

38 34 Drag your mom to a dirty porn theater.

The go home and feed your wife some human shit.

It's feminism.
Posted by: The Party of Women at March 22, 2019 09:41 AM (5aX2M)

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39 made my coffee too strong

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40 My great grand long ago uncle was Lord Ashley Cooper, who also looks a bit foppish...style o' the times, I guess.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 09:42 AM (ykq7q)

41 What a peach he was.

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 22, 2019 09:43 AM (Vsh+M)

42 Macaroni.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:43 AM (Bdeb0)

43 Attributes?

CHA 11

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:44 AM (Sw83N)

44 Beto grabs a leafy fruitable and skates yet again........

yeah quite the PANTLOAD for Mommy to wash up

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 09:44 AM (5IHGB)

45 Looks like his shit is retarded, probably talks like a fag.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 09:44 AM (xfb67)

46 shit sure was the ghey way back when. not art.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:44 AM (KP5rU)

47 Looks like the kinda guy whod corner you at a work gathering and regale you with stories of his 90s Japanese graphic movel collection. And invite you home to see it. Anytime. Cause i dont have that many froends. And my mom doesnt mind if i have people over.

Posted by: red speck at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM (EuAgP)

48 Beach fishing today, actually late today in the hour before sunset. Surf will be light and the air pretty dry.

Live shrimp on a hi-lo gulf rig, 3-ounce bullet weight to fire it out there and hold it while I wait for a legal pompano or two to hit.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM (+fPHo)

49 Jim Dandy! My, what luscious hair he has!

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM (2Mnv1)

50 29 So is there a difference between the Stuarts & the Stewarts? Because I see this guy known as both.
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)

spelling used to be a lot loosier goosier as literacy was low
specially before Webster

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51 Macaroni.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:43 AM


Hmm. No hat. No feather.


Macaroni Status[x] Marginal

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:46 AM (p+Wdc)

52 49 Jim Dandy! My, what luscious hair he has!
Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM (2Mnv1)

He must go through gallons of product

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53 And back in the day to get that old your CON had to be decent, so maybe 15 there. STR is around 9

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (Sw83N)

54 50 29 So is there a difference between the Stuarts & the Stewarts? Because I see this guy known as both.
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)

spelling used to be a lot loosier goosier as literacy was low
specially before Webster
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My real last name used to start with an F, and then, for reasons unknown, sometime in the early 17th century, it became a V.

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55 Dang! O/T and I can't find it again but I thought I just saw a story that May has agreed to a no-deal Brexit.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (T9LN5)

56 Is this the future James II?

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (bZ7mE)

57
The Duke of Flushing Meadows - a limerick

Hair nicely coiffed and so curly
Mannerisms effeminate and girly
When away at boarding school
Everybody know the rules
This calls for a mandatory swirly!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (m45I2)

58 wiki has a portait of him eith a really big skinny dog

minus the curls, they almost look alike

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59 What's up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (V+Su2)

60 In before "James and the Not So Giant Peach"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (AURKQ)

61 50 29 So is there a difference between the Stuarts & the Stewarts? Because I see this guy known as both.
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)

spelling used to be a lot loosier goosier as literacy was low
specially before Webster
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:46 AM (dm05u)

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It's spelled Stuart, but it's pronounced Throat Warbling Mangrove.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:48 AM (gC2IV)

62 WIS is low because look at him. 6 or 7

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:48 AM (Sw83N)

63 Beto in his Nematode years.....quite the WORM TAPE! @ 11

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 09:48 AM (5IHGB)

64 35 New movie thoughts. Weird scifi financial crisis thoughts.

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65 His "attributes" - so that's what the kids were calling it in those days.



Good morning, all you adorable, deplorable, insidious cultists.*

(* Rob Reiner's latest addition)

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66 My real last name used to start with an F, and then, for reasons unknown, sometime in the early 17th century, it became a V.
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Vadison?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 09:49 AM (AURKQ)

67 When you're done desecrating your wife with feces, make sure to obsessively grope dozens of small girls.

It's feminism.

Posted by: The Party of Women at March 22, 2019 09:49 AM (5aX2M)

68 64 35 New movie thoughts. Weird scifi financial crisis thoughts.

Link in nic.
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:49 AM (XSSCs)

69 with autocorrect, typos, and the rise of video, spelling is getting bad again these days

my kids are poor spellers imo

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70 I have an easy day at work today, so I'll be able to finish it soon.


You actually work?

Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 09:50 AM (88xKn)

71 jokes aside, the painter's ability to make that fabric look alive is worthy of praise.

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72 Link in nic.

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Posted by: Piggybacking? at March 22, 2019 09:50 AM (NAbCm)

73 Monkey steals the peach.

Posted by: Big Ninja's Excellent Adventure at March 22, 2019 09:51 AM (7sbCP)

74 70 I have an easy day at work today, so I'll be able to finish it soon.


You actually work?
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 09:50 AM (88xKn)

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Slow season, so sometimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:51 AM (XSSCs)

75 My real last name used to start with an F, and then, for reasons unknown, sometime in the early 17th century, it became a V.

F and V are very close - the V sounds has the vocal cords moving (voiced) whereas F doesn't, but they are otherwise pronounced the same (labiodental frictive, if my memory serves). Not surprising that it would shift over time.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 09:51 AM (bZ7mE)

76 "I'll just put on my codpiece to pull this ensemble together, then it's off to the disco for cocaine, poppers, and butt sex."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 22, 2019 09:51 AM (3sjI6)

77 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 09:51 AM (uopCm)

78 My real last name used to start with an F, and then, for reasons unknown, sometime in the early 17th century, it became a V.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


And is Darth a family name?

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:52 AM (CE5C/)

79 You know, socialism gets a bad rap. People complaining about "bread lines" don't appreciate how difficult it is to get the unruly rabble to line up and behave properly.

Posted by: The Bulwark at March 22, 2019 09:52 AM (huQJB)

80 His eyes and general skinnyness makes me think he had an overactive thyroid

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81 My real last name used to start with an F, and then, for reasons unknown, sometime in the early 17th century, it became a V.


I have a student with your real last name. She's from a Pennsylvania Dutch background.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 09:52 AM (fuK7c)

82 I wonder how much shame Carl Reiner feels every time Meathead opens his pie hole.

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83 Uh oh, the blog police are here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:53 AM (gC2IV)

84 WaPo is trying to claim that Brexit would mark the end of Britain's role as a great power.

Srsly? The sun set on the British Empire years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:53 AM (5UfE7)

85 Little Lord Fauntleroy

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86 the blog police are here

+++

Been here forever

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:54 AM (Sw83N)

87 81 Germans get F & V mixed up

case in point: Volkswagen

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:54 AM (dm05u)

88 81 My real last name used to start with an F, and then, for reasons unknown, sometime in the early 17th century, it became a V.


I have a student with your real last name. She's from a Pennsylvania Dutch background.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 09:52 AM (fuK7c)

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Interesting.

Very early (in the 1650s-1660s), the family split. One half stayed in the New England area, the other headed straight to North Carolina and never went back north.

My first cousin ten times removed was actually one of the first senators from Delaware.

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89 Wow, random trolls attacking regulars now.

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90 I think you meant Vauntleroy.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:55 AM (Sw83N)

91 My first cousin ten times removed was actually one of the first senators from Delaware.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:54 AM (XSSCs)

Joe Viden?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:55 AM (dm05u)

92 84 WaPo is trying to claim that Brexit would mark the end of Britain's role as a great power.

Srsly? The sun set on the British Empire years ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:53 AM (5UfE7)

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If Trump was against It, the WaPo would publish hundreds of op-eds extolling the virtues of Brexit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:55 AM (gC2IV)

93 If a couple of your staffers assault your female employees, cover it up for them...

They're helping you get elected, so it's feminism.

Posted by: The Party of Women at March 22, 2019 09:55 AM (5aX2M)

94

You can almost hear the Sink mes and Odds fish, my dears from him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:55 AM (OLCnA)

95 What fresh hell awaits us today...

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96 89 Wow, random trolls attacking regulars now.
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He hurt my feelings.

I wept.

I continue to rend my clothes.

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97 vlog folice

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98 ... while I wait for a legal pompano or two to hit.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM


Illegal pompanos are most definitely wetbacks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (XXwO0)

99 for reasons unknown, sometime in the early 17th century, it became a V.

If your name was still in Germany back then, F and V are pronounced the same.

(in Spanish, it would be B and V that are interchangeable)

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (nIvDu)

100 F and V are very close - the V sounds has the vocal cords moving (voiced) whereas F doesn't, but they are otherwise pronounced the same (labiodental frictive, if my memory serves). Not surprising that it would shift over time.

Posted by: Grey Fox


The "v" sound is written with "f" in a number of languages--German is one. Oddly you pronounce the written "v" as closer to "w". Go figure.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (AM1GF)

101 Suck start your career in your boss's office.

It's feminism.

Posted by: The Party of Women at March 22, 2019 09:57 AM (5aX2M)

102 >>Joe Viden? Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:55 AM (dm05u)

Gormless Oak Island excavators Rick and Marty Vagina.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:57 AM (Bdeb0)

103 91 My first cousin ten times removed was actually one of the first senators from Delaware.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:54 AM (XSSCs)

Joe Viden?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:55 AM (dm05u)

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Close.

John Vining.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Vining

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:57 AM (XSSCs)

104 99 for reasons unknown, sometime in the early 17th century, it became a V.

If your name was still in Germany back then, F and V are pronounced the same.

(in Spanish, it would be B and V that are interchangeable)
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (nIvDu)

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It's English, actually. We come from Surrey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:58 AM (XSSCs)

105 I saw Illegal Pompanos open for The Stray Cats at the Troubadour.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:58 AM (gC2IV)

106 98 ... while I wait for a legal pompano or two to hit.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM

Illegal pompanos are most definitely wetbacks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (XXwO0)

I'm a fan of the pompano of Love

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107 Brexit would mark the end of Britain's role as a great power.

+++

It's the only thing that could save it honestly. EU is next

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Sw83N)

108 James Stuart, The Duke of Richmond, and Lennox mince into a bar...




P.S. The name of the bar was The Oxford Comma

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:59 AM (m45I2)

109 We come from Surrey.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:58 AM (XSSCs)

with a fringe on top?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:00 AM (dm05u)

110 The "v" sound is written with "f" in a number of languages--German is one. Oddly you pronounce the written "v" as closer to "w". Go figure.

Sort of the other way around. The car is pronounced folksvagen.

There is no W sound in German, which makes it hilarious when a Hun finally learns to say it. "I come from a small willage and I like to watch telewision".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:00 AM (fuK7c)

111 Oh, good. I was afraid it was Dianne Veinstein.

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112 What fresh hell awaits us today...

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Posted by: physics geek at March 22, 2019 09:55 AM (huQJB)

Pfft. #nevertrumpers

#neverConservative is more like it.

Posted by: Deep Moron at March 22, 2019 10:00 AM (0OFnd)

113 James Stuart and his Attributes

Jimmy Stewart and his imaginary 7-foot rabbit.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:00 AM (m45I2)

114 It's like we cracked open a loony bin for the criminally insane and ran everyone for President!

Posted by: The Party of Madness at March 22, 2019 10:00 AM (5aX2M)

115 van dyck is a fav of mine. his work always stands out. a student of rubens, i think, he was the best of the english portraitists. (gainsborough, romney, etc.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 10:00 AM (Pg+x7)

116 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 10:01 AM (dd9DS)

117 We come from Surrey

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To drink mass quantities of alcoholic beverages?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 10:01 AM (Sw83N)

118 109 We come from Surrey.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:58 AM (XSSCs)

with a fringe on top?
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119 Hun finally learns to say it. "I come from a small willage and I like to watch telewision".



*******


Wiruses cause womiting.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:01 AM (m45I2)

120 You can be a student of ruben sandwiches?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 10:02 AM (xfb67)

121 Hun finally learns to say it. "I come from a small willage and I like to watch telewision".



But do you drink wodka?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 10:02 AM (5UfE7)

122
Srsly? The sun set on the British Empire years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:53 AM


The Moody Blues have a song that pokes at the British

♫ Lovely to see you again, my friend.
Walk along with me to the next bend.
Tell us what you've seen in faraway forgotten lands
Where empires have turned back to sand. ♫

You know how the Brits knighted 'Sir' Elton John and the Beatles?
The Moody Blues who prolly brought in just as much money got Jack Squat. I've always wondered if it was that song lyric.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:03 AM (jYje5)

123 120 You can be a student of ruben sandwiches?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 10:02 AM (xfb67)

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I got an A in that class.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 10:03 AM (gC2IV)

124 pompanos, didn't he play first base for the yankees?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:03 AM (KP5rU)

125 123 120 You can be a student of ruben sandwiches?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 10:02 AM (xfb67)

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I got an A in that class.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 10:03 AM (gC2IV)

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The lab was the best part.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:03 AM (XSSCs)

126 "Death Walley" is my favorite Germanism.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:03 AM (98WNR)

127 *rubs temples*

Ugh. Gotta get my mind right.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

128 126 "Death Walley" is my favorite Germanism.
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:03 AM (98WNR)

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Nuclear wessels...

Not German, but still makes me smile.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:04 AM (XSSCs)

129 you ok, insom?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:04 AM (dm05u)

130 127 *rubs temples*

Ugh. Gotta get my mind right.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

You ok, man?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:05 AM (Ot6OZ)

131 pompanos, didn't he play first base for the yankees?
Posted by: chavez the hugo


His sister Ellen plays a doctor on tv.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 10:05 AM (5UfE7)

132 He looks like the guy who played Winona Ryder's dad in Beetlejuice.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at March 22, 2019 10:05 AM (al6UK)

133 @AOC


This is a small-big thing, but shout out to TIME and Collier Schorr for getting my skin tone right in this photo. It's the little things that make a big difference, a lot of people see + appreciate it.

====
She's so special.

I thought we weren't suppose to care about skin tone. I cannot keep up...

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:05 AM (cF8AT)

134 *#9835; *#9834;

Sing us a song, you're the pompano man.
Sing us a song tonight...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:05 AM (m45I2)

135
Posted by: Piggybacking? at March 22, 2019 09:50 AM (NAbCm)






Were you born a whiny little bitch or did you have to work at it?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 10:05 AM (veoSD)

The Morning Report - 3/22/19

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Good morning kids. Friday and I feel like a million... a million pieces of Mrs. O'Rourke's E.L. Fudge specials. Yesterday's malady is now a head cold. Feh. Anyway, let's do this before I plotz.

First up to immigration and amnesty. I am seeing these mass numbers being reported of alien invaders attempting to jump the border but more disturbingly that the authorities allegedly do not have the facilities to deal with them and so are just letting them go and disappear on our side of the border. This is just insane. Aside from the wall and building more facilities to house this human wave assault until they can be repatriated (no asylum) there has to be some way in which to punish Mexico for allowing them north, as well as Guatemala, Honduras and any other Central American nation that is intentionally doing the moral equivalent of reverse ethnic cleansing. Each and every one of them are failed third world shit-holes because of institutional corruption and, dare I say it, a cultural rot passed on from generation to generation of sloth and laziness. Is that racist? Or am I racist for suggesting it? Let's face it, racism means anyone speaking a truth or sparking a debate that could lead to learning the truth - - that must be silenced. Something has to give, and it does not involve billions of our dollars going to line the pockets of the corrupt and perpetuate the problem. Only now, that problem is our problem as much of the aforementioned region has already decamped on our side of the border, perhaps as much as 30 million or more, with more coming every day as the dissolution from within of our own nation at the hands of the Democrat-Left remains generally unchecked. Either this ends or it ends us. And the situation, despite Trump and more of an awakened populace that I had dared hope, is still very much in doubt.

Official Democrat Jew-Hatred: Get set for fireworks as so-called pro-Israel Dems are supposedly set to introduce anti-BDS legislation in the House, and Mike Pompeo rips into "Bro-Fo" Omar for her dark-age bilge.

Meanwhile, guess who James Clyburn compared President Trump to, after jettisoning Morris Dees-nuts, the SPLC has retained Michelle Obama's former aide to lead the phony anti-American front group, Bernie hires, not only a foreigner but an illegal alien, as an aide and gets slapped with an FEC complaint (where's ICE with the paddy wagon?), and Dem hopeful John Hickenlooper's favorite song is linked below. No words. Just... no.

To the general political scene where we have several good essays on the Democrats penchant for changing the rules to the election and legislative game when they can't win elections fair and square. A couple of good links including from R.S. McCain on the abject psycho klown kar that is the Dem 2020 field, Palsi Pelosi channels her inner Jack Woltz and lastly, so okay the guy raised $1 million for the GOP and spent it on hookers. I'd say he'd have wasted it if he gave it to the RNC.

An important story getting zero traction but which Rush Limbaugh is blasting from the EIB transmitters is the continued ramping up of the Russian collusion big lie despite or in anticipation that the Mueller report will be a big bust, filled with rage and invective and no real evidence at all. The usual gang of scum headed by none other than everyone's favorite actual Nazi collaborator George Soros as well as the traitors from Fusion GPS and Meathead Rob Reiner are all involved with money and mopery. We need a fistful of RICOs and one-way tickets on Aerolineas Pinochet.

Abortion: Sanity in Mississippi. May it be just the beginning.

First Amendment and Fake News Fakery: Google and Facebook fall for what is almost a 401 Nigerian mugu scam; taken down for $100 million in fake billing, and two pieces detailing John Oliver's propensity for being a malignant, no talent worm.

Guns: As predicted, New Zealand is coming for their citizens guns and making the Left here drool. And as stated, this is why we have the Second Amendment.

Foreign Desk: The big news is the President's announcing of US recognition of Israel's sovereignty over the Golan Heights. Very politically savvy as it most certainly means more Joo-hatred coming from the Democrats as well as perhaps boosting an under-fire Netanyahu. Also, it's just the right thing to do and this President more than any other I think specializes in doing just that. Elsewhere, the Maduro thuggery is warned about detaining an aide to President Guaido, Trump invokes freedom and liberty to the Iranian people on the Persian New Year holiday, the EU throws a lifeline to Theresa May, after the Golan, independence for Kurdistan is pondered, Trump sanctions China for NorK trade, Europe's problems are only exacerbated by Islam, not caused by them and in defense news, how the hell are we still giving the Turks high tech weapons systems?

We-All-Slam-For-I-Slam: With the crushing of the Islamic State in Syria, the only stronghold left is the Democrat National Committee, New Zealand goes full dhimmi in a disgusting and totally clueless display and a look at the real Islamophobia - Muzzy-inflicted muzzling from CAIR, etc.

Domestic News: Wisconsin hack-in-black puts illegal kibosh on GOP legally-passed legislation and San Francisco creates homeless encampment right in the heart of downtown. Also, the school bribery scandal highlights the ongoing and mostly ignored crony capitalism cancer on our politics, and Day-Ending-in-Y Dept., Medicaid is a multi-billion dollar pit of goniffing and corruption.

Education: The big news is the President's executive order demanding free speech for students on campus and a look at the college loan mess.

Red Greens: New York's enviro commies are hell bent to make the city and state cold and dark.

Feminazism and Transgender Mass-Psychosis: Who knew that ripping out your gonads and pumping you up with hormones could harm your heart and a the tribulations of a black feminist professor.

Lastly, an essay on the seeming transformation of the free-love generation into one of prudish scolds. It's all about the totalitarianism, darling.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.


NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

Long Distance Def Dedication to John Hickenlooper from... Momma! Thanks for the movie date, sonny!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:17 AM




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1 Hope you recover quickly

Posted by: JAS at March 22, 2019 07:18 AM (KOCKb)

2 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 07:19 AM (C1NyB)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 07:22 AM (x4a5l)

4 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:22 AM (cqNba)

5 wtfo??

Posted by: corie b at March 22, 2019 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

6 Top 10!

Posted by: EL DOPO at March 22, 2019 07:23 AM (Ra9x/)

7 Morning all.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 22, 2019 07:23 AM (p0nVR)

8 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 07:24 AM (mpXpK)

9 The form of The Destructor has been chosen.

And it is Islam.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:25 AM (Ha/7o)

10 I'm beginning to think you people are not cynical enough.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 07:25 AM (UdKB7)

11 Hickenlooper wouldn't admit to being a capitalist during Morning Joe interview. He actually founded a small business in Colorado.

The dems are lost

Posted by: Redenzo at March 22, 2019 07:26 AM (14qvS)

12 Michael Bennet is thinking of running for President? Isn't he still playing football? That 2020 clown car is getting packed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 07:26 AM (hejSc)

13 One Dane County judge overturns not one law but every single law passed during a special legislative session, because he is Democrat and the legislature Republican.

This takes judicial misconduct to a whole new and very disturbing level.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 07:26 AM (Z216Q)

14 Every time someone mentions "White Nationalism" I gonna reply "What about "Islamic Superiority?"

Posted by: JAS at March 22, 2019 07:26 AM (KOCKb)

15 Hope ya feel better soon, JJ.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 07:26 AM (x4a5l)

16 Nancy Pelosi: Trump Has Decided to be in Defiance of the Constitution


No it is you and the rest of your shitty Party that has that squalid honor you Scrunt.

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 07:29 AM (mpXpK)

17 Too much content. I have work to do

Posted by: IanDeal at March 22, 2019 07:30 AM (vgGyZ)

18
Stop italics

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 07:30 AM (jYje5)

Posted by: Deep Moron at March 22, 2019 07:30 AM (0OFnd)

20

Vic to the barrel, again

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:30 AM (Ha/7o)

21 I lean

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba)

22 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (xQfPr)

23 22 I lean
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba)


"Irene."

- - Looftop Koleans

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (zBaqJ)

24 *** hands Vic a "Get Out Of The Barrel Free" card **

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (UdKB7)

25 14>>>

Nobody has the balls to stop him.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (Ha/7o)

26 James Clyburn Compares Trump's Rise to Hitler: "Greatest Threats to Democracy of My Lifetime"

Your days are numbered you AH.

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

27 Sorry Vic that was my last card.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 07:32 AM (UdKB7)

28 Is it to early to call the Democrat party a huge bag of shit?

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 22, 2019 07:32 AM (yhf6w)

29 I'm not sure if the barrel is open this early.

Posted by: stourma at March 22, 2019 07:32 AM (y67bA)

30 Spong -E- Beto no defeato me incognito mommy sponso

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 07:32 AM (5IHGB)

31

You've gotta stop summoning the Italicans.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:33 AM (Ha/7o)

32 Double dose of barrel this morning.

Posted by: stourma at March 22, 2019 07:33 AM (y67bA)

33
Guys, quit trying to Learn to Code on Pixy's time, m'kay?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:33 AM (zBaqJ)

34 James Clyburn Compares Trump's Rise to Hitler: "Greatest Threats to Democracy of My Lifetime"



James is projecting again. Or maybe he's just a dumb, evil, retard.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 07:33 AM (hejSc)

35 Eileen

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:34 AM (cqNba)

36 36: C'mon

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 07:34 AM (hejSc)

37 Attorneys representing the Wisconsin legislature warned Dane County Judge Niess that if he overturned the Special Session laws he was overturning decades of legislative sessions and 3000 pages of statutes. He responded incoherently before doing his Democrat thing, and bending the peoples legislature to his kingly will.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 07:34 AM (Z216Q)

38

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 22, 2019 07:34 AM (GEhPL)

39 "James is projecting again. Or maybe he's just a dumb, evil, retard."

Behold...the unifying power of the word...'And'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:35 AM (cqNba)

40
Viewing 'selection source' Vic is using both an [i] at both beginning an end. Can anyone spare him a [/i]?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 07:35 AM (jYje5)

41 Happy Friday, Horde!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2019 07:35 AM (8g9zh)

42 W.O.P. it stands for "with out papers".

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 22, 2019 07:35 AM (p0nVR)

43 To owners who have legitimate uses for their italics, I want to reiterate that the actions being announced today are not because of you, and are not directed at you. Our actions, on behalf of all New Zealanders, are directed at making sure this never happens again

Posted by: NZ PM at March 22, 2019 07:35 AM (UdKB7)

44 Ask not what the barrel can do for you, ask what you can do for the barrel.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 07:35 AM (Mv/2X)

45 Double dose of barrel this morning.
Posted by: stourma at March 22, 2019 07:33 AM (y67bA)

-----------------------------

Is there a barrel within the barrel?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2019 07:36 AM (8g9zh)

46 43 W.O.P. it stands for "with out papers".
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 22, 2019 07:35 AM (p0nVR)


"What about dago, greaseball, guinea, goom-bahs?"

- - My Kraut-Mick Friend

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:36 AM (zBaqJ)

47 "Can anyone spare him a ?"



There is one in my nic, that he can borrow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:36 AM (cqNba)

48 22 I lean
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba)


"Irene."

- - Looftop Koleans
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (zBaqJ)

-----------------------

What do you call a one-legged woman?

Eileen

What do you call a one-legged Asian woman?

Irene

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2019 07:37 AM (8g9zh)

49 vic must be on the porch early today.

It's a little cool, here.

Posted by: Deep Moron at March 22, 2019 07:37 AM (0OFnd)

50 Schmaltz-fortified comestibles, J.J.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2019 07:37 AM (dP2ke)

51 Give the MAN Seftonbiotics and he will be UP in no time

didn't COLLAGE DAZE immunize his phlogistinizer?

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 07:38 AM (5IHGB)

52 21




Vic to the barrel, again

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:30 AM (Ha/7o)


I blame my faulty vision right now. I can barely read what is on the screen right now.

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 07:38 AM (mpXpK)

53
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2019 07:38 AM (9C0cu)

54 [ / i ] (remove spaces)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2019 07:38 AM (dP2ke)

55 Buen dia.

I'll be spending time today jabbing all my former AIPAC buddies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2019 07:38 AM (EZebt)

56 The problem the Brit politicians are having is that the lobbying money have been given are in Euros and they can't bring themselves to separate from the entity that prints their bribe money.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 07:38 AM (W4kQS)

57 Sandy Ocasio-Cortez calls Trump a "nematode" a type of parasite, during a late night appearance-probably onSNL. What a charmer!

https://tinyurl.com/y44l6x86

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:39 AM (AllCR)

58 51 Schmaltz-fortified comestibles, J.J.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2019 07:37 AM (dP2ke)


Made a vat of Yiddi-cillin last night. The thing I hate most, the sore throat seems to be gone. Just gotta rest.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:39 AM (zBaqJ)

59 When the Bee does Amazon

https://bit.ly/2Yghlbt

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:39 AM (cqNba)

60 New Zealanders never heard about this whole "natural rights" thingee. They seem to think they are subjects of the hajib-wearing PM. They only have the rights she agrees to give them and, right now, she just isn't in the mood.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 07:39 AM (Z216Q)

61 Mornin' Horde. Here I was chuckling at JAS' nic and now I can't type straight. What a way to start a Friday, yes?

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at March 22, 2019 07:40 AM (lLeln)

62 58 Sandy Ocasio-Cortez calls Trump a "nematode" a type of parasite, during a late night appearance-probably onSNL. What a charmer!

https://tinyurl.com/y44l6x86
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:39 AM (AllCR)


She was told to say the word and practiced it in the mirror for a few hours.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:40 AM (zBaqJ)

63 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 22, 2019 07:42 AM (wA4OO)

64 AOC has no idea what a nematode is.

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 07:42 AM (mpXpK)

65 BTW the Chamber of Commerce supported the ordinance easing zoning restrictions on homeless shelters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2019 07:43 AM (EZebt)

66
Why the Left Is Developing Into a Bunch of Prudish Tramps

There have always been unhappy people. But they never had a platform and soapbox as large as the Internet upon which to stand and share their unhappiness.

Like Schrodinger's cat - the internet is simultaneously one of the worst inventions in mankind and one of the best.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 07:43 AM (jYje5)

67 From now on if I have to refer to Donkey Chompers by name I'm calling her Alexandria Cortez.

Because.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 22, 2019 07:44 AM (tiiYE)

68 AOC has no idea what a nematode is.
Posted by: Vic


Nematode's probably smarter than she is. Ask her teachers.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at March 22, 2019 07:44 AM (lLeln)

69 She meant "Meany Toad."

But her Spanish presents a language barrier.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 07:44 AM (utAke)

70 65: She did when her handlers told her. They used a Biology book written by Big Bird. It was a pop up book!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 07:45 AM (hejSc)

71 70 She meant "Meany Toad."

But her Spanish presents a language barrier.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 07:44 AM (utAke)


Thread winner for last night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:45 AM (zBaqJ)

72 The Left first pushes for permissiveness. This allows them to set the new rules.

Then they push for prudishness. This allows them to set the new taboos.


Presto. Cultural transformation. We're now in Stage 2.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 07:45 AM (oVJmc)

73 67
Why the Left Is Developing Into a Bunch of Prudish Tramps

There have always been unhappy people. But they never had a platform and soapbox as large as the Internet upon which to stand and share their unhappiness.

Like Schrodinger's cat - the internet is simultaneously one of the worst inventions in mankind and one of the best.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 07:43 AM (jYje5)

It's slightly infuriating that just as I'm not coming to the revelation that it's ok not to be so damned uptight (and indeed, I at this point no longer give a damn about formalities, which I get might rub some here the wrong way at some point), everybody else around me decided to shove a gigantic stick up their own asses.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:45 AM (UnA8+)

74 Say....Hickenlooper's mom sounds hot.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2019 07:46 AM (oVJmc)

75 BTW, Brave browser is blocking Breitbart.

...that did not come out as intended.

Anyway, it's citing "malware" etc. concerns. Considering I block all sites to hell and gone, I smell politics on the part of the block lists.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at March 22, 2019 07:46 AM (lLeln)

76 68 From now on if I have to refer to Donkey Chompers by name I'm calling her Alexandria Cortez.

Because.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 22, 2019 07:44 AM (tiiYE)

Sandy Cortez --> Sandy Cooch.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:46 AM (UnA8+)

77 74>>>

not = now

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:46 AM (UnA8+)

78 3 Say, wasn't Flynn's sentencing postponed till March, Well we are running out of March and he hasn't been sentenced.

What's up with that?
Posted by: John The Savage at March 22, 2019 07:20 AM (lQYs

-------

Today's "justice" system

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 07:46 AM (EydKl)

79 99th percentile!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 07:47 AM (utAke)

80
I see that there is a part two of The Brains Behind AOC just posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-3_FGyhg4k

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:47 AM (zBaqJ)

81 San Francisco is building a 225 bed homeless shelter on the Embarcadero. Really?! Maybe they should name it after Kate Steinle.

Why not Pac Heights? Here's an available site:

https://tinyurl.com/y9995vk8

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 07:47 AM (Z216Q)

82 I keep wondering why we don't tariff foreign cash transfers like Western Union.

Posted by: dr.foo at March 22, 2019 07:48 AM (xFS4f)

83 TGIF!!


Again, I think the biggest gaffe/shocker from the Hickenlooper interview was him saying he would end the death penalty, even specifically for Dreamy Tsarnaev, the Boston bomber.

He said this less than 1 week after the mass killing in NZ - can you imagine if Hickenlooper had said no, I wouldn't want that guy to get the death penalty??? This question needs to be posed to ALL Democrat candidates. Get them pn record affirming that killing a baby from a botched abortion is OK, killing a mass murderer is not OK.

Posted by: RKelly at March 22, 2019 07:50 AM (W+vEI)

84 So Hickenlooper is going for the Corey Chase voting bloc? The depravity that we are going to be exposed to in this election cycle may be Nero worthy.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 22, 2019 07:50 AM (AjNMO)

85 Morning Morons.

We made it to the end of another week, and I still haven't won the lottery.

so, I guess it's time to see what JJ brought us and pretend to work...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 07:52 AM (8D42x)

86 Maybe the Democrats will declare a 30-way tie for for the presidential nomination. That might be insane enough for them.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 07:53 AM (JgA4k)

87
So Hickenlooper is going for the Corey Chase voting bloc?

Ah, you youngsters don't remember me?

Posted by: Kay Parker at March 22, 2019 07:53 AM (jYje5)

88 Sandy Ocasio-Cortez calls Trump a "nematode"


Call her that, she'd never stop screaming about you 'dehumanizing' her.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2019 07:55 AM (oVJmc)

89 Boeing suffering another hit by delaying its Commercial Crew capsule Starliner.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 07:56 AM (EydKl)

90 *plays a drum solo, poorly, using Michelle Fields' disembodied arms for sticks*

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:56 AM (UnA8+)

91 Morning!

Feel better, J.J.

I got 8 hours sleep but feel like I went to bed at 4am with a snoot full.. I may crawl back into bed for a bit..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 07:57 AM (438dO)

92 Before deporting or even releasing illegals, we should harvest badly needed organs. Especially livers and hearts. Make Aliens Useful Again.

Posted by: Ironwood at March 22, 2019 07:58 AM (3T/nT)

93 Ugh, sock off!



Much better.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:58 AM (W+vEI)

94 41
Viewing 'selection source' Vic is using both an at both beginning an end. Can anyone spare him a ?
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 07:35 AM (jYje5)
_________

a. How do you "view selection source"?

b. Is it the [ i ] at the end that makes it go on to the next comment? I ask because I've had to give up italics, as my typing isn't that great. And I'll often, e.g., end with { / i } or something like that.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:58 AM (VaN/j)

95 nematode

(giggles) I'm calling Trump a type of toad (giggles)

Posted by: Chiquita Krushchev at March 22, 2019 07:58 AM (4AeKb)

96 More Noos: today is Friday, March 22, 2019. On this date in 1972 Congress sent the Equal Rights Amendment to the states for ratification. It was not ratfied Despspite a number of illegal extenstions by the Democrat controlled Congress, They implementd anyway by individual legislation. The Party of 'Do Nothing' did nothing.




Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

97 Zod Modalities.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:00 AM (Bdeb0)

98 Democrat State official in NM illegally blocks a petition to repeal the State's new unconstitutional gun comtrol law.


https://tinyurl.com/yxe48bln

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

99 'Nemotoad?' That's one o' them Mexikin werds, ain't it?

Posted by: AOC's racist teacher at March 22, 2019 08:00 AM (oVJmc)

100 We all knew it. Proof arises now that Scanckles did break the law with her e-mails. The statute of limitations has now expired. Guilty as Hell and free as a bird' the saying goes.


https://tinyurl.com/yytwdwpd

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 08:01 AM (mpXpK)

101 I seem to recall Bennie employed an illegal immigrant Latina for Hispanic outreach in 2016.
Can't find it because whatever Bing and others have done to their search algorithms ensures I only get current results.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 08:01 AM (W+vEI)

102
Ah, you youngsters don't remember me?

Posted by: Kay Parker at March 22, 2019 07:53 AM (jYje5)

=================
Why yes, yes I do....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 08:01 AM (Z216Q)

103 Serial liar Stacy Adams thinks she can pull s Clinton.



Spending by Fair Fight Action, a nonprofit that former Georgia House Minority Leader Stacey Abrams founded to advance voting rights, and which is staffed by former Abrams campaign aides, is prompting questions about whether it's inappropriately supporting her political ambitions.


The DNC wants her to go away. She's toast.


https://tinyurl.com/yyx3kgbu

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 08:01 AM (mpXpK)

104 Where else on the web are you gonna get all these links AND use of words like "kibosh"?? nowhere!

Thanks, J.J.!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 08:01 AM (438dO)

105 Remember when the media asked Bill Clinton if he wore boxers or briefs?

When will they ask Bernie Sanders if he wears Depends or Day-Free?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 08:02 AM (op2/r)

106 We. Thought. You. Was. A. Nema. Tode.

Posted by: Oh, AOC, Where Art Thou? at March 22, 2019 08:02 AM (oVJmc)

107 As expected the liberals are jumping on the New Zealand gun ban. CNN starts it.


https://tinyurl.com/y3k5a9v3

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 08:02 AM (mpXpK)

108 WI judge known for his liberal leanings blocks all bills passed by Republicans in a lame duck session.



https://tinyurl.com/y6o6yywb

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

109 BTW, Brave browser is blocking Breitbart.

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That's pretty cowardly of it

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 08:03 AM (Z216Q)

110 The fact that Gulag and Farcebook got skunked from a scam warms my cockles. Remain blessed...nice touch, JJ. And hope you feel better.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:03 AM (JoUsr)

111 judges should be apolitical. one fucking ruling like that, off the bench, disbarred. our judicial system is fucked, beyond repair.

now back to your regularly scheduled programing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 08:04 AM (KP5rU)

112 a. How do you "view selection source"?

With this browser I highlight a block of text and then right click and it's on the menu list.

b. Is it the [ i ] at the end that makes it go on to the next comment? I ask because I've had to give up italics, as my typing isn't that great. And I'll often, e.g., end with { / i } or something like that.

Yes. If you don't turn it back off with a [/i] or have a [/i] in your nic it will italicize following comments.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 08:05 AM (jYje5)

113 Why the Left Is Developing Into a Bunch of Prudish Tramps

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That was pretty good. It also confirmed something I've been noticing. Those who were Never Trump, but who have moved, or started to, back to sanity tend to have one thing in common. They seem to be, overwhelmingly, people whose ideas have a traditional streak, especially regarding human nature. E.g., Stephen Hayward, Douthat, Blake himself.

OTOH, those who really hold some kind of small-p progressive view do not (Goldberg and Williamson, the post-neocons and for different reasons, French). These guys believe in some sense in human perfectibility, and in an arc of history. And they almost never come over, even part way. Further, they are the ones who really cannot seem to give any credit to Trump without adding "but that doesn't count."

(I include Douthat only because of his Covington article. But that at least did show some genuine doubt. A secularist like Goldberg doesn't seem to be able to do so, merely sneering "But Gorsuch.")

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 08:05 AM (VaN/j)

114 Nancy's claims that Trump is going against the Constitution would be a laugh riot if she and her fellow travelers weren't
1) Grossly ignorant of the Constitution
2) Profoundly hostile to what is in it.
3) Under the delusion that whatever stupid idea they have doesn't become "Constitutional" just because that idea has someone opine that it is "A Right".
4) In a position to despotically rule as under the assumption that the previous three observations are true, acceptable and enforceable.

The same group that has adopted as part of their Life Mission to abolish the Bill of Rights and further pervert the courts and election mechanism is whining that the President is acting in an Emergency situation because Congress has chosen to wage War against the American People in favor of a vast invading army from around the globe.

I would say that we are in a Post Constitutional State. To the point that we are, from a governmental position, a Banana Republic, third-world where there is no Rule of Law, just Rule of the Jungle where he who has the power and is willing to use it to enforce their way is the de facto "Law of the Land".

Since that is where we are, Trump has as much right to act autocratically as the Enemy current acts.

We can whine about the Constitution, but its folly to say that some people must follow it to the letter while the Enemy is actively engaged in burning it up.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 22, 2019 08:05 AM (lD3vL)

115 What kind of sick, twisted, freak takes his mom to watch a skinfick??

BTW, mornin' y'all.

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:05 AM (RU4sa)

116 Drug company issues a recall on baby cough syrup based on EPA report. I no longer trust the EPA. What does Canada say?

I had more for this but I can't get it past 500 error


https://tinyurl.com/yxuslpw9

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 08:06 AM (mpXpK)

117
Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/yxlrfeqa



And that's it for today

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 08:07 AM (mpXpK)

118 110 BTW, Brave browser is blocking Breitbart.

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I'm using Brave and have no problem accessing Breitbart.

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:07 AM (RU4sa)

119 Just read the 2 articles on John Oliver. Never could stand that smarmy git. One can hope that he is on receiving end of the vitriol he puts out.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 22, 2019 08:07 AM (p0nVR)

120 We've already delivered the first batch of F35's to the Turkish Air Force. So Russia is presumably crawling all over the plane as we speak. What the hell was Bush/Zoobama thinking, fostering the rise of Islamic government there? Those two clowns have left us terribly exposed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 08:07 AM (Z216Q)

121 Palsi Pelosi: Trump "Has Decided to be in Defiance of the Constitution"

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This from the woman who, when asked about the constitutionality of Obamacare, responded "Are you serious?"

I still believe she thinks "The Constitution" refers to the ship in Boston, and to nothing else.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 08:08 AM (VaN/j)

122 The Prudish Tramps op ed is really good

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 08:08 AM (dm05u)

123 XXX OOO

Posted by: Marooned at March 22, 2019 08:08 AM (8hRlF)

124 Re: the shithole conquest of defenseless America

Where is opposition party--the 'Republicans'(aka COC whores) to fight ferociously for American sovereignty and the rule of law?

........dangling by an Orange thread!

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 08:08 AM (TCnOB)

125
What kind of sick, twisted, freak takes his mom to watch a skinfick??

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:05 AM


His defense seems to be he was 'only' 18 at the time.

Obviously, the dumbest 18 year old male on the planet.

Obviously, he's appropriate presidential material for the left.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 08:09 AM (jYje5)

126 Sandy Ocasio-Cortez calls Trump a "nematode"


Call her that, she'd never stop screaming about you 'dehumanizing' her.

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Shall we pretend to imagine the explosion and fallout had, oh, say Jim Jordan said that about Barack Obama while he was president?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:09 AM (JoUsr)

127
We. Thought. You. Was. A. Nema. Tode.

Posted by: Oh, AOC, Where Art Thou?
___________________

Now that right there is some funny shit...

Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 22, 2019 08:10 AM (GEhPL)

128 126
What kind of sick, twisted, freak takes his mom to watch a skinfick??

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:05 AM

His defense seems to be he was 'only' 18 at the time.

Obviously, the dumbest 18 year old male on the planet.

Obviously, he's appropriate presidential material for the left.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 08:09 AM (jYje5)

He says he was 18.

But he was 20.

That movie didn't come out until he was 20.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 08:11 AM (UnA8+)

129 John Oliver is an a$$hole. That's rich he's saying Lewinsky shouldn't have been publicly shamed, when pre-blue dress discovery, it was the Clinton gang who was dragging her name through the mud. She's a crazy stalker!

He didn't also have Paula Jones or Linda Tripp on his show, now those ladies were publicly mocked like Lewinsky, but they don't get to remake themselves as the official 'first victim of online bullying' with a heavy assist from the MSM like Lewinsky has done.

I'm sorry our country welcomed people like Oliver, Bee, and Noah as they have only come here to stir up political hate and division.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 08:12 AM (W+vEI)

130 judges should be apolitical. one fucking ruling like that, off the bench, disbarred. our judicial system is fucked, beyond repair.

So I am reading the comments from newest to oldest and run across this statement.

Immediately I'm wondering, what particular instance of judicial abuse are you referring? There are so many to choose from.

Then I scroll up and see about the Wisconsin "judge" and must add yet another Enemy of the US.

I'm not advocating going James Hodgkinson on anyone, but when the civil authorities act in a manner that demands disrespect for authority, civility and humanity, to the point where open violence in the street is acceptable to them, what makes them think they aren't positioning themselves within an angry man's cross hairs?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 22, 2019 08:13 AM (lD3vL)

131 >>(Goldberg and Williamson, the post-neocons and for different reasons, French). Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 08:05 AM (VaN/j)

And David Brooks. And Podhoretz. And all the other window-lickers who long to be not just accepted into Camelot--no, they'd still have the stink of the herd on them--but actually be *of* Camelot, with the tittering and the wealth and the social ease of the limousine left they strive to mock but secretly adore.

And while they're staring into banquet-halls and garden fetes, Trump gives them a wedgie, because he knows they're throne-sniffers, and they know that he knows it, and they can't stand it.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:14 AM (Bdeb0)

132 His defense seems to be he was 'only' 18 at the time.

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These Dem candidates for Prez are beyond crazy.

Between one who tried to feed his wife sh*t and this lunatic...

*points to nic*

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:14 AM (RU4sa)

133 131 So I am reading the comments from newest to oldest and run across this statement.

Immediately I'm wondering, what particular instance of judicial abuse are you referring? There are so many to choose from.

Then I scroll up and see about the Wisconsin "judge" and must add yet another Enemy of the US.

I'm not advocating going James Hodgkinson on anyone, but when the civil authorities act in a manner that demands disrespect for authority, civility and humanity, to the point where open violence in the street is acceptable to them, what makes them think they aren't positioning themselves within an angry man's cross hairs?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 22, 2019 08:13 AM (lD3vL)

If nobody will stop you, you can do anything.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 08:14 AM (UnA8+)

134 133 His defense seems to be he was 'only' 18 at the time.

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These Dem candidates for Prez are beyond crazy.

Between one who tried to feed his wife sh*t and this lunatic...

*points to nic*
Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:14 AM (RU4sa)

Again, he is a liar.

He was 20.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 08:15 AM (UnA8+)

135 I'm not advocating going James Hodgkinson on anyone, but when the civil authorities act in a manner that demands disrespect for authority, civility and humanity, to the point where open violence in the street is acceptable to them, what makes them think they aren't positioning themselves within an angry man's cross hairs?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 22, 2019 08:13 AM (lD3vL)

===

We need a political "market correction."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2019 08:15 AM (EZebt)

136 There is a F'ing crisis at the border. It's an emergency.
Arizona students shouting" Murder Patrol" at the border patrol agents that came to speak on campus.
With the liberal judges. The brainwashing of the MSM and the lying Dems I fear we're at a point of no return.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 08:15 AM (RBOtF)

137 Pro-Israel House Dems Will Introduce a Measure Condemning the BDS Movement (pass the popcorn - jjs)

GOP Plans Constitutional Amendment to Stop Supreme Court Packing
____________

Unfortunately, neither will go anywhere of course.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 08:15 AM (VaN/j)

138 >>What kind of sick, twisted, freak takes his mom to watch a skinfick??


Kinda reminds me of the recent HBO Gloria Vanderbilt documentary where apparently Anderson Cooper giggles about how she's told him all about her sexual exploits. Dysfunctional Lefty families.
Hickenlooper only got married around the time he became governor, IIRC, so there was speculation she's a beard.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 08:16 AM (W+vEI)

139 >>136 I'm not advocating going James Hodgkinson on anyone Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 22, 2019 08:13 AM (lD3vL)

With an opening like that, you're being too coy by half.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:17 AM (Bdeb0)

140 131; exactly. that is one hell of a fire they're building.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 08:18 AM (KP5rU)

141 Linda Lovelace had a terrible life, and Chuck Traynor
was a horrible man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 08:18 AM (AllCR)

142 Calling BS on the Hickenlooper thing - back in the day those "theaters" were generally in the grimiest part of cities that no self-respecting widow would be caught anywhere near - not to mention the class of cretins in the place. Hey, maybe his mom is Kay Parker after all.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 22, 2019 08:18 AM (AjNMO)

143 So...

Taking your mom to watch such a movie is okay at 18, but 20, well that's just creepy.

Hickencreepy has some serious issues.

Lying is just the cherry on a very demented sundae.

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:18 AM (RU4sa)

144 Another feature of the red diaper doper babies is their relentless search for new taxes... Newscum wants to tax drinking water.

Posted by: torabora at March 22, 2019 08:18 AM (Y274z)

145 As expected the liberals are jumping on the New Zealand gun ban. CNN starts it.

My response to their continued, unending assault on liberty is simply this:

The more you Stalinist animals violently oppress while clearly stating your desire to exterminate us, the more reason we have to arm up, and not just with target range or the thug in the street variety of arms.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 22, 2019 08:19 AM (lD3vL)

146 After Trump's EO I hope campus republicans everywhere invite Milo, Anne Couler, Dinesh, and the rest of the team to speak on campus starting with the colleges with the most to lose.

Posted by: vivi at March 22, 2019 08:19 AM (11H2y)

147 Hickenlooper only got married around the time he became governor, IIRC, so there was speculation she's a beard.

He was married for years beforehand though, iirc. His first wife didn't like politics is my recollection.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 08:19 AM (Z216Q)

148 Newscum wants to tax drinking water.

Great, now people will need to put locks on their outdoor faucets.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 22, 2019 08:20 AM (lD3vL)

149 New Evidence Indicates Cross-Sex Hormones Trigger Major Heart Problems

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This is sexist misogyny because surely giving years and years of massive doses of hormones to a physically normal child before he's even able to drive himself to the store to buy a band-aid will have no negative effects.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 22, 2019 08:20 AM (nDOs4)

150 No one should be surprised that the "free love" generation became authoritarians. The Sexual Revolution was their means to tear down Western society and take over. Now that they have, of course they've become petty tyrants.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 08:20 AM (7HtZB)

151 I bet Jimmah never took Miss Lillian to a porno.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 08:21 AM (dd9DS)

152 The form of The Destructor has been chosen.

And it is Islam.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:25 AM (Ha/7o


I think it's actually "Go look in a mirror."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:21 AM (hLRSq)

153 >>He was married for years beforehand though, iirc. His first wife didn't like politics is my recollection.


AH, didn't know that. Any kids?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 08:21 AM (W+vEI)

154 i had to get up earlier than usual this morning. had to drop a giant hickenlooper. sucks getting old.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 08:21 AM (KP5rU)

155 There is a F'ing crisis at the border. It's an emergency.

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I agree we're pretty close to the point of no return. We're experiencing an explosion, a crush of humanity crossing the border. So much so that the detention facilities are emptying out (into the US of course) to make room for more. And Congress...complete and total inertia...on purpose. They don't care and they aren't going to do a damned thing to stop it. Nothing.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:21 AM (JoUsr)

156 Arizona students shouting" Murder Patrol" at the border patrol agents that came to speak on campus.




Really? This is what all the leftist propaganda is leading to. The Propaganda Press is completely responsible. I hope they all go bankrupt.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 08:22 AM (Z216Q)

157 From, of all people, on NPR this morning talked about how these illegals are aging like everyone else and not going anywhere and have never really been addressed, so in 20 years or so we'll have an elderly population with no status but all the attendant problems the destitute elderly typically have.

Of course he argued for normalization and amnesty. I figure I'll put in for my social security only to find it's been doled out to some Latino illegal for years already. Everyone will. Luckily with all the diverse food choices from our illegal frenz we don't have to eat dog food anymore

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 08:22 AM (Sw83N)

158 Hickenlooper 2020!

There are so many candidates that each will get a tongue-bath of an article, and those that spark more interest than a worm derby will be moved to the next round - the fawning interview!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:23 AM (hLRSq)

159 22 I lean
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba)
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"Irene."
- - Looftop Koleans
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (zBaqJ)
~~~~~

"Eileen" because one leg's shorter than the other.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 08:24 AM (NtglE)

160 But the guy who played the psychiatrist in "Deep Throat" became a Christian, gave up booze and drugs and stayed married to the same woman for 20 years:

https://tinyurl.com/y5ecycar

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 08:24 AM (AllCR)

161 agree we're pretty close to the point of no return

+++

You're not keeping up. It's a done deal.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 08:24 AM (Sw83N)

162 If nobody will stop you, you can do anything.

And that is where we are.

We have achieved Nietzsche's observation that Truth is only that which the most violent of us claim to be Truth.

Maranatha

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 22, 2019 08:24 AM (lD3vL)

163 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Jonah at March 22, 2019 08:24 AM (ms24x)

164 152
I bet Jimmah never took Miss Lillian to a porno.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 08:21 AM (dd9DS)

In that part of GA he would have had to drive 500 miles or more to find a porno movie theater.

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 08:25 AM (mpXpK)

165 "Arizona students shouting" Murder Patrol" at the border patrol agents that came to speak on campus."


If headlines were honest: "Twenty Activist Students Scream Incoherently as 30,000 More Go About Their Business."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:25 AM (hLRSq)

166 >>New Evidence Indicates Cross-Sex Hormones Trigger Major Heart Problems


Honestly, are there any good that comes out of transgenderism? It does not seem to result in happiness, given the suicide rate is over 40%, regardless of whether the person has come out and started living as the opposite sex or not (in fact, slightly higher when they're out).

While the activism is upsetting, the whole phenomenon is unbelievably sad. There is no accommodation society could make to make them happy. Dangeous living (e.g., drugs, prostitution) and suicide will likely kill them long before the meds damage their heart.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 08:26 AM (W+vEI)

167 Kinda reminds me of the recent HBO Gloria Vanderbilt documentary where apparently Anderson Cooper giggles about how she's told him all about her sexual exploits.

Vanderbilt Poofter: The Formative Years

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 08:27 AM (y7DUB)

168 >>161 But the guy who played the psychiatrist in "Deep Throat" became a Christian,Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 08:24 AM (AllCR)

Was that movie any good?

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:27 AM (Bdeb0)

169 You've gotta stop summoning the Italicans.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 07:33 AM (Ha/7o)

maybe he likes the barrel. might have a hidden stash of the brown that the neighbor can't get too...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 08:27 AM (8D42x)

170 This Hickenlicker chap doesn't stand a chance. I mean, he won't even get Jeb! numbers in the D primaries. And he looks like a goober. And a creepy perv. And, of course, he's white. He's going nowhere fast.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:28 AM (JoUsr)

171 i live in wisconsin. tank abrams is now doing steinauffells furniture commercials. unnerving. the conditioning has begun.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 08:29 AM (KP5rU)

172 >>steinauffells furniture commercials. unnerving.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 08:29 AM (KP5rU)

DO-NATE YOUR KAR TO-DAY.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:29 AM (Bdeb0)

173
Was that movie any good?

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:27 AM


It actually had a bit of a plot. I was just reading that it made $600 million dollars.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 08:30 AM (jYje5)

174 Sandy Ocasio-Cortez calls Trump a "nematode"

Call her that, she'd never stop screaming about you 'dehumanizing' her.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2019 07:55 AM (oVJmc)

Can we call her a common trollop and a twat waffle?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 08:30 AM (8D42x)

175 Get them pn record affirming that killing a baby from a botched abortion is OK, killing a mass murderer is not OK.

Well, there is your problem. You are projecting objective morality on what is in effect, demons.

It should be obvious to all that they are proud of the fact that they kill the innocent and glorify the murderer.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 22, 2019 08:31 AM (lD3vL)

176 DO-NATE YOUR KAR TO-DAY.
Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:29 AM (Bdeb0)

This post is proof that Zod hates us and wants us to be unhappy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko Franklin at March 22, 2019 08:31 AM (Ct55T)

177 I think I'm going to root for Andrew Yang, because of his stance on circumcision. I just love the thought of what will happen when it sinks in on people just whom that applies to. Not the Jews, of course, they no longer count among Democrats. But you know, there is ANOTHER religion which requires it, too. (And they don't just apply it to foreskins, BTW.)

Boy, won't the fit hit the Shan.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 08:31 AM (VaN/j)

178 250 bed homeless shelter on the SF Embarcadero? ... oh sure, what could go wrong ?...

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 08:31 AM (nzKWW)

179 " tank abrams is now doing steinauffells furniture commercials. unnerving. the conditioning has begun."


And they said hosting a reality show was undignified.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:31 AM (hLRSq)

180 179 250 bed homeless shelter on the SF Embarcadero? ... oh sure, what could go wrong ?...
Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 08:31 AM (nzKWW)


251 homeless people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 08:32 AM (Ct55T)

181 Was that movie any good?

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:27 AM (Bdeb0)

================
Zod, misbehaving

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 08:33 AM (Z216Q)

182 I bet Jimmah never took Miss Lillian to a porno.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 08:21 AM (dd9DS)

In that part of GA he would have had to drive 500 miles or more to find a porno movie theater.
Posted by: Vic

Morality thru frugality !

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 08:33 AM (dd9DS)

183
You can still find 'Deep Throat' on the porn tubes. Search under 'vintage' and they have a ton of movies, all misnamed to avoid detection by the copyright owners.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 08:33 AM (jYje5)

184 Honestly, are there any good that comes out of transgenderism? It does not seem to result in happiness, given the suicide rate is over 40%, regardless of whether the person has come out and started living as the opposite sex or not (in fact, slightly higher when they're out).

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What gets me the most are the insane parents brainwashing their 5 year olds into being their pet virtue-signalling projects. It's emotional child abuse writ large. You wanna wreck yourself with unnatural hormones and slicing off of your body parts for some role play idea you have of yourself as an adult? Knock yourself out, I guess. But these children know nothing about anything, not even themselves. And to pump this psychological poison into their brains is beyond sick. They will suffer unimaginable consequences, both physical and psychological, the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:33 AM (JoUsr)

185 Sandy Ocasio-Cortez calls Trump a "nematode"


Someone should ask her what phylum that is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:34 AM (hLRSq)

186 Nancy, we were With Out Papers. Also With Out Welfare. Stop pimping our heritage, you puttan' and ba fa.

Posted by: every italian immigrant ever at March 22, 2019 08:34 AM (11H2y)

187 We have achieved Nietzsche's observation that Truth is only that which the most violent of us claim to be Truth.


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It's always weird when some observation like that comes back around.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 22, 2019 08:34 AM (nDOs4)

188 everywhere you turn, it's just more left wing assfuckery. the song remains the same.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 08:35 AM (KP5rU)

189 Just saw a clip of Maria Bartiromos interview of POTUS on FBN.

From POTUS comments you would say the Jeff Sessions multi dimensional puffers here and elsewhere are.....Wrong.

Jeff was equal parts criminally naive and Deep State solid.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 08:35 AM (TCnOB)

190 You can still find 'Deep Throat' on the porn tubes.

I would prefer not to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 08:35 AM (AllCR)

191 Stroopwaffels balanced over your coffee cup turns out to be awesome

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 08:35 AM (Sw83N)

192 >>Zod, misbehaving
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 08:33 AM (Z216Q)

She'll reply. Just watch...

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:36 AM (Bdeb0)

193 184


You can still find 'Deep Throat' on the porn tubes. Search under
'vintage' and they have a ton of movies, all misnamed to avoid detection
by the copyright owners.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 08:33 AM (jYje5)


Hell why cheat you can mail order it for $5 or less.

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 08:36 AM (mpXpK)

194 i live in wisconsin. tank abrams is now doing steinauffells furniture commercials. unnerving. the conditioning has begun.

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LOL, say wha?

This fat, angry woman, failed contender for the GA governorship is doing...furniture commercials in WI? What the hay?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:36 AM (JoUsr)

195 Who ever thought there would be a day when all the world's pornography is right there at our fingertips?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 08:36 AM (xfb67)

196 >>Well, there is your problem. You are projecting objective morality on what is in effect, demons.

It should be obvious to all that they are proud of the fact that they kill the innocent and glorify the murderer.
- - - -


Maybe I'm still too optimistic, but I think even a good number of LIVs would be horrified at the juxtaposition of these two now-common Democrat stances:

-- Killing a baby in 3rd trimester (when it's most likely viable outside of the womb) and/or after a botched abortion is OK.

-- The state killing an out and proud jihadi, who attempted (or succeeded) killing scores of US citizen is not OK

That is some SERIOUSLY f'ed values right there.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 08:37 AM (W+vEI)

197 195 i live in wisconsin. tank abrams is now doing steinauffells furniture commercials. unnerving. the conditioning has begun.
--
LOL, say wha?

This fat, angry woman, failed contender for the GA governorship is doing...furniture commercials in WI? What the hay?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:36 AM (JoUsr)

When going to the mattresses fails, one must go to the sectional loveseats.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 08:37 AM (Ct55T)

198 i was scanning the headlines (above) and read "democratic socialists" as "democratic sociopaths". i thought that was pretty funny. maybe not.

never mind.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 08:38 AM (Pg+x7)

199 Shithole Countries --30,000,000+ .

USA --0.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 08:38 AM (TCnOB)

200 199 i was scanning the headlines (above) and read "democratic socialists" as "democratic sociopaths". i thought that was pretty funny. maybe not.

never mind.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 08:38 AM (Pg+x7)

Pfffft.... I know, right?

"democratic"

High-larious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 08:39 AM (Ct55T)

201 i live in wisconsin. tank abrams is now doing steinauffells furniture commercials. unnerving. the conditioning has begun.

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Why there?

And why furniture commercials?

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:39 AM (RU4sa)

202
You can still find 'Deep Throat' on the porn tubes.

////

I would prefer not to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 08:35 AM


Come on, it's a heartwarming story about a misplaced clitoris and a young girls journey of discovery. /sarc

The period during which that movie was filmed is referred to as the 'Golden Age' of porn. As long as there was some element of plot (no matter how twisted or absurd) it was not illegal.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 08:39 AM (jYje5)

203 Who ever thought there would be a day when all the world's pornography is right there at our fingertips?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

That, and people singing about diarrhea on nationally televised commercials.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 08:40 AM (dd9DS)

204 i live in wisconsin. tank abrams is now doing steinauffells furniture commercials. unnerving. the conditioning has begun.

---

Why there?

And why furniture commercials?

--

I'd rather see her do a "Come on down to Morrie's Wigs!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:41 AM (JoUsr)

205 lol Lady

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:41 AM (RU4sa)

206 With the liberal judges. The brainwashing of the MSM and the lying Dems I fear we're at a point of no return.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 08:15 AM (RBOtF)

The Left will escalate the violence after PDT is re elected.

Posted by: clutch at March 22, 2019 08:41 AM (jUgDK)

207 Why there?

And why furniture commercials?
--
I'd rather see her do a "Come on down to Morrie's Wigs!"
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:41 AM (JoUsr)

Well she sure as sh*t ain't cuttin' a promo for *us*...

Posted by: Invisalign at March 22, 2019 08:41 AM (Ct55T)

208 Democrat Hack-in-Black Blocks Laws Legally Passed by Wisconsin Republicans in Lame-Duck Session
_____

I note that he also struck down appointments Walker made post-election. You know, the kind of appointments that put John Marshall on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 08:42 AM (VaN/j)

209 This fat, angry woman, failed contender for the GA governorship is doing...furniture commercials in WI? What the hay?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:36 AM (JoUsr)


Don't laugh - Gillibrand is doing frying pan infomercials in Iowa.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:42 AM (hLRSq)

210 Good Morning JJ and the illustrious Horde. Lets all have a great Friday.

And remember to always push back twice as hard, point our fingers when bursting out loud with laughter while saying "your a special kind of stupid aren't you," and shaking our heads with that shit eatin' grin as we walk away.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 22, 2019 08:42 AM (a3tan)

211 Killing a baby in 3rd trimester (when it's most likely viable outside of the womb) and/or after a botched abortion is OK.


---

In 2007 if you'd told me that they would have to move farther left - to the point of openly killing babies as they're crowning - after eight years of a (D) president because he'd shifted the window so far and so fast, I never would've believed you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 22, 2019 08:43 AM (nDOs4)

212 Don't laugh - Gillibrand is doing frying pan infomercials in Iowa.

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Are you serious?? Doesn't this fall under some kind of conflict of interest? Gilli have a bunch of stock in the company or something?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:44 AM (JoUsr)

213 is it spring yet?

Posted by: vivi at March 22, 2019 08:44 AM (11H2y)

214
That, and people singing about diarrhea on nationally televised commercials

+++

I try to explain references to commercials to kids. I have to explain what a commercial is. You know what? Never mind.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 08:45 AM (Sw83N)

215 202; i was being sarcastic. it's an ad featuring a twin to tank. even has the strahan tooth setup. no romance novels though. i think those idjits missed the mark on that one. i wouldn't set foot in their stores now if they were giving shit away. the messaging they are trying to convey, confuses and irritates me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 08:45 AM (KP5rU)

216 CNN:
Parkland school principal is under investigation

While there have been no accusations made against Thompson, the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Commission is investigating the staff in the wake of the shooting. This will include a review of the principal's actions or lack of actions, said Kathy Koch, spokeswoman for the Broward County Schools. The investigation is expected to be done by the end of the school year, she added.

Posted by: SMOD at March 22, 2019 08:46 AM (QkjLD)

217 210
This fat, angry woman, failed contender for the GA governorship is doing...furniture commercials in WI? What the hay?



Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:36 AM (JoUsr)


IIRC she was down 15 pts in the last week when the 'late counted' votes started pouring in.

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2019 08:46 AM (mpXpK)

218 I note that he also struck down appointments Walker
made post-election. You know, the kind of appointments that put John
Marshall on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 08:42 AM (VaN/j)

===============
As I said @38 , this decision is very dangerous. Republicans pointed out to this partisan Demofascist that, if his ruling stands, decades of special sessions and acts of the legislature, as well as 3000 pages of statutes are overturned

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 08:46 AM (Z216Q)

219 24 22 I lean
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

"Irene."

- - Looftop Koleans

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
------
Does it make me a bad person if I thought the same thing before I say JJ's post..? Even my Thai wife chuckled.

Oh, and thanks as I needed to clean my laptop screen anyway. *wipes coffee spew off with Kleenex*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 22, 2019 08:47 AM (a3tan)

220 is it spring yet?

+++

Sure it is. Oirish people are walking about humming songs about soap

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 08:48 AM (Sw83N)

221 AFP:
China probes factory blast as death toll rises to 47

Posted by: SMOD at March 22, 2019 08:48 AM (QkjLD)

222 I try to explain references to commercials to kids. I have to explain what a commercial is. You know what? Never mind.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 08:45 AM (Sw83N)

"So when you're watching a TV show..."

"- a what now?"

"TV show"

"Teevee?"

"Television"

"Oh, like one of those old huge phones that don't have any apps?"

"*facepalm*"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 08:48 AM (Ct55T)

223 Restoring States' Rights to Presidential Elections
______

I like the idea, but, like the reversion of choosing Senators to the State Legislators, it has about as much chance of happening as I have to get the Democrat nomination for President.

(That does raise an idea: Why not have one of the Horde enter that race? It would have to be a girl, though.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 08:48 AM (VaN/j)

224 63
58 Sandy Ocasio-Cortez calls Trump a "nematode" a type of parasite,
during a late night appearance-probably onSNL. What a charmer!



https://tinyurl.com/y44l6x86

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:39 AM (AllCR)





She was told to say the word and practiced it in the mirror for a few hours.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:40 AM (zBaqJ)


"Nematodes!"is a rather famous/funny Spongebob episode. Which is ironic case the nematodes eat everyone's lunch like socialist polices, reducing Bikini Bottom to Vezuela. Which is probablty how she learned about the word nematode.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 22, 2019 08:48 AM (ymnmz)

225 another headline (via instapundit):

"lithuanian man bilks google and facebook out of $100 million" he tricked the companies into wiring him money by sending fake invoices.

he was indicted, pled guilty and faces up to 30 years. apparently it's a 3 billion problem.


hmmm.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 08:49 AM (Pg+x7)

226 Thank you, JJ. Incredible content, as always.

And the "only stronghold left is the DNC" line, totally using it.

Posted by: Flyover at March 22, 2019 08:50 AM (B5K06)

227 From POTUS comments you would say the Jeff Sessions multi dimensional puffers here and elsewhere are.....Wrong.

Jeff was equal parts criminally naive and Deep State solid.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 08:35 AM (TCnOB)


Yes, calling Sleepy Jeff anything other than someone who did very little to clean out one of the Deep State's biggest shitpiles, after some early high profile firings, is somewhere I ain't going. The FBI is still an incompetent clown show unable to connect any dots in the Vegas shootings.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 08:52 AM (y7DUB)

228 I'm using Brave and have no problem accessing Breitbart.
Posted by: SMH

I use Brave as well and visit Breitbart constantly with no problem. I'm not trying to say it's not blocking you, but maybe there's something else going on?

Posted by: Biergood at March 22, 2019 08:52 AM (uGKH7)

229 Are you serious?? Doesn't this fall under some kind of conflict of interest? Gilli have a bunch of stock in the company or something?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 08:44 AM (JoUsr)


I'm kidding; it was just a riff on Abrams doing furniture store commercials.

Hey, Joe Biden is doing a spot for replacement windows!

It could happen!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:53 AM (hLRSq)

230 Good morning, Horde!

Keep talking! If the thread dries up, I might have to start work!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 22, 2019 08:54 AM (T9LN5)

231 Sandy Ocasio-Cortez calls Trump a "nematode"

-----

Looks like someone got a Word-A-Day calendar for Winter Holiday!

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 08:55 AM (7HtZB)

232 This is funny.

https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoons/

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:55 AM (RU4sa)

233 "Parasite?" That's rich. Trump is a builder and what is she?

Posted by: JAS at March 22, 2019 08:56 AM (KOCKb)

234 >>The FBI is still an incompetent clown show unable to connect any dots in the Vegas shootings.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 08:52 AM (y7DUB)

Dots have been connected. Nothing to see here. Move along, citizen.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:56 AM (Bdeb0)

235 ok so I'm weirdly upset about this

my daughter's private catholic girls' school had a field trip today for two classes (9th and 10th)

the girls were told don't wear ANYTHING with the school name or logo on it?!?

to avoid being targeted

I am like, wow. Such courage!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 22, 2019 08:56 AM (Rarvo)

236

"Parasite?" That's rich. Trump is a builder and what is she?

Posted by: JAS at March 22, 2019 08:56 AM


Prior to running for office she was an underachieving bartender.

MABA!

Make Alexandria Bartend Again!

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 08:58 AM (jYje5)

237 >>232 Sandy Ocasio-Cortez calls Trump a "nematode"

And Mantis Pelosi continues to munch the cicada. It's insects from now on, all the way down.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 08:58 AM (Bdeb0)

238 ... reported of alien invaders attempting to jump the border but more disturbingly that the authorities allegedly do not have the facilities to deal with them and so are just letting them go and disappear on our side of the border."

That's news to anyone?

Heh.

Morning, y'all! 55 and sunny, perfect AM. More coffeve

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 08:59 AM (6qErC)

239 220 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 22, 2019 08:47 AM (a3tan)


I am not going to let what was and still is a bit of harmless humor be censored, self or otherwise. And don't give me "the times have changed' line. I'm not having it.

Your wife's reaction only proves my point. Cheers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 09:00 AM (zBaqJ)

240 Pull quote from the Prudes running the Whorehouse piece (prudish tramps):


"...for our intersectional overlords, the only thing indecent about sodomy would be making it the butt of a joke.



ISWHDT

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:00 AM (m45I2)

241 Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 22, 2019 08:56 AM (Rarvo)

It would take a certain amount of courage to target schoolgirls; since there are people like that and since the school is responsible for their safety, then the directive makes perfect sense. Sadly.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 09:02 AM (hLRSq)

242 160 22 I lean
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba)
----------
"Irene."
- - Looftop Koleans
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:31 AM (zBaqJ)
~~~~~

"Eileen" because one leg's shorter than the other.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 08:24 AM (NtglE)

I went to a club once and they played "The Twist" so I did the Twist. Then they played "The Hustle" so I did the Hustle. Then they played "Come on Eileen" , and they kicked me out.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 09:02 AM (7HtZB)

243 >>This is funny.

https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoons/


Heh.
FWIW, Scott Adams said that he doesn't think any of the Dem candidates can win the primary without endorsing reparations, but no one can win the presidency if they endorse reparations.
The Dems have already guaranteed their own failure.


Reparations is only one of so many toxic things that ALL of them are pushing, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 09:02 AM (W+vEI)

244 225 "Nematodes!"is a rather famous/funny Spongebob episode.

I was wondering how she learned the word. Now we know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 09:03 AM (Z216Q)

245 It would take a certain amount of courage to target schoolgirls; since there are people like that and since the school is responsible for their safety, then the directive makes perfect sense. Sadly.

I guess. But really infuriates me.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 22, 2019 09:03 AM (Rarvo)

246 I'm kidding; it was just a riff on Abrams doing furniture store commercials.

--

Ahhh. Either I'm gullible (and I'm much too cynical to be) or we live in such ridiculous times that anything is believable.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 09:03 AM (JoUsr)

247 245 225 "Nematodes!"is a rather famous/funny Spongebob episode.

I was wondering how she learned the word. Now we know.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 09:03 AM (Z216Q)


Psych-Out Chock-Full-o-Billy-Barty taught it to her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 09:03 AM (zBaqJ)

248 Deadwood: The Movie is set to premiere Friday, May 31st at 7:00 pm Central on HBO.


And yes, Mr. Wu will be back.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:04 AM (5UfE7)

249 239 anon a mouse "... more coffee..."

another headline (also from instapundit):

"drinking hot tea is linked to higher cancer rates: study"


as if you didn't know.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 09:04 AM (Pg+x7)

250 >>And yes, Mr. Wu will be back.

How about the pigs?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 09:05 AM (/tuJf)

251 28
We. Thought. You. Was. A. Nema. Tode.

Posted by: Oh, AOC, Where Art Thou?
___________________

Now that right there is some funny shit...

Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 22, 2019 08:10 AM (GEhPL)


Agree, still LOL.

But, she is bona fide.

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 09:05 AM (xqdqQ)

252 Hickenlooper has always used the "aw shucks" nerdish self-deprecating routine to defuse his political opponents. He styles himself as a moderate, reach-across-the-aisle, bring-both-sides-together to get things done type of guy. I saw a tongue bath profile of him the other day where someone said, "He seems likeable."

There is a world of difference between seeming likeable and actually being...you know...likeable.

I don't think his shtick will fly in a national presidential campaign.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:05 AM (m45I2)

253 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 22, 2019 08:48 AM (ymnmz)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 09:06 AM (AllCR)

254 "drinking hot tea is linked to higher cancer rates: study"
as if you didn't know."

Whew. Dodged one there, I did...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 09:06 AM (6qErC)

255 https://goo.gl/648fGr
*********
Nolte: Never Trump Leader John Podhoretz Calls for School Bombing, Deletes Twitter Account
*********
Awww PUDWHOREitz

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 09:06 AM (BqBId)

256
My recollection of Catholic school dress codes was the younger grades wore uniforms or quickly identifiable outfits or common colors and a high ratio of teachers and parents watched over them. After about the 7th grade 'street clothes' were permitted or encouraged and the teacher/parent to student ratio was not so high.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 09:06 AM (jYje5)

257 Heh.
FWIW, Scott Adams said that he doesn't think any of the Dem candidates can win the primary without endorsing reparations, but no one can win the presidency if they endorse reparations.
The Dems have already guaranteed their own failure.

--

Here's what they'll do. Run on "reparations" during the primaries, one trying to outdo the other on who can dole out the most $ ...

Then during the general, forget they even brought it up, knowing full well the MFM will do the same during the debates or interviews. Never to be questioned on it again. The plan being to not scare (or anger) the rest of the voting populace.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 09:08 AM (JoUsr)

258 255 "drinking hot tea is linked to higher cancer rates: study"
as if you didn't know."

Whew. Dodged one there, I did...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 09:06 AM (6qErC)

Actually, drinking hot (fill in your liquid here) might be linked. They did however determine that it correlated 100% to a scalded mouth and throat.

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 09:08 AM (xqdqQ)

259 Hickenlooper has always used the "aw shucks" nerdish self-deprecating routine to defuse his political opponents. He styles himself as a moderate, reach-across-the-aisle, bring-both-sides-together to get things done type of guy. I saw a tongue bath profile of him the other day where someone said, "He seems likeable."

I don't think his shtick will fly in a national presidential campaign.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:05 AM


I just hope he stays in it long enough for Trump to give him a nic name. It could be awesome.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 09:08 AM (jYje5)

260 100 'Nemotoad?' That's one o' them Mexikin werds, ain't it?
Posted by: AOC's racist teacher at March 22, 2019 08:00 AM (oVJmc)
_____

I think it's what you get when you mix up 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea with Wind in the Willows.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 09:08 AM (VaN/j)

261 I guess. But really infuriates me.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 22, 2019 09:03 AM (Rarvo)


You guess? Does Covington High School ring any bells? Do you think there might be a loon who sees "St. Whomever's Catholic" and decide to take it up a notch?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 09:09 AM (hLRSq)

262 How about the pigs?
Posted by: JackStraw


Didn't show it in the trailer.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:09 AM (5UfE7)

263 FWIW, Scott Adams said that he doesn't think any of the Dem candidates can win the primary without endorsing reparations, but no one can win the presidency if they endorse reparations.
The Dems have already guaranteed their own failure.

+++

Honestly not even paying attention but it's obvious

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:09 AM (Sw83N)

264 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 22, 2019 08:48 AM (ymnmz)

Sorry about the jumpy computer. Are you a scientist? I wouldn't have known what a nematode was-except for it being related to biology in some way- until I read the article.

SpongeBob was a great show. It had stuff for kids and adults. I always used to laugh at Squidward; He looked a little bit like a friend of mine-long face and long nose-of a perennially grumpy friend
of mine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 09:09 AM (AllCR)

265 They did however determine that it correlated 100% to a scalded mouth and throat."

Sip, don't chug.

And my RTIC cup keeps it toasty...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 09:10 AM (6qErC)

266 >>I just hope he stays in it long enough for Trump to give him a nic name. It could be awesome.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 09:08 AM (jYje5)

"Widdle" for Dondi is still a classic.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:10 AM (Bdeb0)

267 *LearnToNematode

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:11 AM (m45I2)

268 SpongeBob was a great show. It had stuff for kids and adults. I always used to laugh at Squidward; He looked a little bit like a friend of mine-long face and long nose-of a perennially grumpy friend
of mine.

--

Jr. Black watched that for years and I know a lot of people just hated that cartoon. But every now and then, I'd catch a few episodes and laugh at it. Sometimes, it was pretty funny. I remember one episode in particular when SpongeBob and Patrick were selling chocolates door to door. Made me LOL, it did.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 09:12 AM (JoUsr)

269
"Widdle" for Dondi is still a classic.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:10 AM


'Low Energy' for Jeb was like pantsing the m-fer up on stage.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 09:12 AM (jYje5)

270 The power went out at my house this morning.
Both today and at least one other time when the power went out, all my Verizon FIOS phones went out.

When they put it in they said (and I saw) it had batteries for such occasions, but apparently they are dead.

Just Finished a live chat with a Verizon rep who told me after one year, the battery is mine and I have to replace it. Surely the boffins at Verizon must have a better idea for the non-boffins out there.

Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 09:13 AM (QkjLD)

271 >>You guess? Does Covington High School ring any bells? Do you think there might be a loon who sees "St. Whomever's Catholic" and decide to take it up a notch?


Yep, antagonize-and-video the reaction.

Which reminds me, this video is good. Apparently the 2nd part of it really happened, which is what inspired the guy to make it: "Another Day in Trump's America"

https://tinyurl.com/y33573az

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 09:14 AM (W+vEI)

272 113 a. How do you "view selection source"?

With this browser I highlight a block of text and then right click and it's on the menu list.

b. Is it the [ i ] at the end that makes it go on to the next comment? I ask because I've had to give up italics, as my typing isn't that great. And I'll often, e.g., end with { / i } or something like that.

Yes. If you don't turn it back off with a or have a in your nic it will italicize following comments.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 08:05 AM (jYje5)
________

But last sentence isn't true. I've often made that kind of mistake without affecting the following comments. In my experience SOME such errors do that, but others don't.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 09:14 AM (VaN/j)

273 268
*LearnToNematode
===========
Good idea! Shoot that one right off to Jake Fapper and see if Twitter chokes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 09:14 AM (Z216Q)

274 AOC using the word 'nematode' was probably just a fluke.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:14 AM (m45I2)

275 It's been too many years for me, did the movie Deep Throat have PIV or was it all oral?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 09:15 AM (Ot6OZ)

276 Could any of the Democrats actually give a rational explanation for how exactly the amount "reparations" are to be figured out and given to whom by whom?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 09:16 AM (AllCR)

277 >>274 AOC using the word 'nematode' was probably just a fluke. Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:14 AM (m45I2)

Covfefe.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:16 AM (Bdeb0)

278 Politico has 12 2020 elections models, with Trump winning all, some by a lot.

Trump has a chance to win the popular vote, giving him the electoral votes of twelve blue states including NY and CA.

When you're a star, you can grab em by the electors.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2019 09:16 AM (RZ6R1)

279 >>'Low Energy' for Jeb was like pantsing the m-fer up on stage.


Crooked Hillary FTW!

Not only dead-on accurate, but the audacity to say it in public was unprecedented.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 09:16 AM (W+vEI)

280 SpongeBob was a great show. It had stuff for kids and adults. I always
used to laugh at Squidward; He looked a little bit like a friend of
mine-long face and long nose-of a perennially grumpy friend

of mine.


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Remember when all those anti-Squarepants folks were trying to convince everyone that Spongebob and Patrick were gay?

It seems almost quaint in this day of openly homosexual two-dad households on childrens cartoons (Loudhouse) and gaslighting kids before pumping them full of hormones when they decide they want to be a helicopter when they grow up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 22, 2019 09:16 AM (nDOs4)

281 the girls were told don't wear ANYTHING with the school name or logo on it?!?
to avoid being targeted
I am like, wow. Such courage!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 22, 2019 08:56 AM
~~~~~

It's the same for our military.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:16 AM (NtglE)

282 236: "I am like, wow. Such courage!"

Seriously? You're ok with 9th grade girls at the mercy of Chief Dances with Freon and the rest of them?

I think you need to think again.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - The guy who fixed Nelson's mistakes at Trafalgar at March 22, 2019 09:16 AM (9X60i)

283 274 AOC using the word 'nematode' was probably just a fluke.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:14 AM (m45I2)

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It appeals to certain segments.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:17 AM (gC2IV)

284 Comey out with article saying he's "not rooting for Mueller to find Trump guilty or to clear him. Just that Mueller be allowed to finish his work".

Yet another sign the Mueller report will be a big nothing: Comey trying to nuance his position.

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 09:18 AM (G0vdT)

285
When they put it in they said (and I saw) it had batteries for such occasions, but apparently they are dead.

Just Finished a live chat with a Verizon rep who told me after one year, the battery is mine and I have to replace it. Surely the boffins at Verizon must have a better idea for the non-boffins out there.

Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 09:13 AM


Mine lasted quite a few years, but I don't use a landline. What my 'box' now does is beep once about every three minutes. They wanted like a hundred and a half for a new battery, and I said 'screw that'. The beep is kinda like a warning to potential burglars.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 09:18 AM (jYje5)

286 Hope you feel better soon.

Anyone got a +3 Healing potion?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 09:18 AM (u82oZ)

287 Wonder how many Gulag searches for "nematode" will occur today. How many followers does she have again...?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 09:18 AM (JoUsr)

288 "the brains behind AOC" probably wrote the nematode line. But it applies more to AOC ... a little worm under the skin. Trump is not little, regardless of how they hate him. He is big and in their face.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2019 09:18 AM (Cus5s)

289 276: amount "reparations" are to be figured out:

fair market value of 40 acres of Georgia farmland.

Posted by: Will Sherman US Army retired at March 22, 2019 09:19 AM (9X60i)

290 My girl's a genius.

Posted by: Jet at March 22, 2019 09:19 AM (gmo/4)

291 "Class, today we're visiting Selma and will walk across the famous bridge where people finally told Democrats they would no longer accept violence and prejudice against them simply because of how they look on the outside.

Please don't wear any clothing that identifies your school, political views, or religious beliefs.

We leave at seven AM sharp!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 22, 2019 09:19 AM (nDOs4)

292 Watching politics I'm reminded that only two characters in PG Wodehouse (that I can recall) who were even faintly political were both portrayed as bad guys. One was a magistrate judge, who put Bertie in jail after a memorable Boat Race Night and later turned up as the father of a woman who decided Bertie would be her future husband, and the second was the leader of British Nazis (and also the secret proprietor of a womans lingerie store).

Politics is hard to make funny, I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 09:19 AM (Z216Q)

293 Could any of the Democrats actually give a rational explanation for how exactly the amount "reparations" are to be figured out and given to whom by whom?


Just get out your checkbook and they'll tell you when its enough.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 09:19 AM (oVJmc)

294 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 22, 2019 09:16 AM (nDOs4)

I figure every close male relationship on a cartoon is probably discussed by leftists as to their sexual orientation. They're obsessed idiots.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 09:19 AM (AllCR)

295 When they put it in they said (and I saw) it had batteries for such occasions, but apparently they are dead"

Yeah - seem to last a couple of years. Buy new one online for far less and pop it in...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 09:20 AM (6qErC)

296 Could any of the Democrats actually give a rational explanation for how exactly the amount "reparations" are to be figured out and given to whom by whom?

Pigford - To date, almost US$1 billion has been paid or credited to more than 13,300 farmers under the settlement's consent decree, under what is reportedly the largest civil rights settlement to date.

Posted by: slowdown at March 22, 2019 09:20 AM (fWdPl)

297 nematode
7th grade biology class
Occasional Cortex is still in Jr. High?

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 09:20 AM (gmo/4)

298 AOC using the word 'nematode' was probably just a fluke.


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That's a microscopic organism in dirty water, right?

I guarantee it was from bartending. Some sign on the wall telling idiots you wash the glasses between uses, or one in the bathroom on why you need to wash your hands.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 22, 2019 09:21 AM (nDOs4)

299 I'm begging all D candidates to run on reparations. Loud and proud, all out in the open. Scream it from the rooftops. Take it to the general election as a cornerstone of your policy plans. Do it. You will sink right to the bottom like the Titanic.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 09:21 AM (JoUsr)

300 289 276: amount "reparations" are to be figured out:

fair market value of 40 acres of Georgia farmland.

Posted by: Will Sherman US Army retired at March 22, 2019 09:19 AM (9X60i)

Divided up amongst descendants.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 09:22 AM (dy5uS)

301
But last sentence isn't true. I've often made that kind of mistake without affecting the following comments. In my experience SOME such errors do that, but others don't.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 09:14 AM


HTML is a funny beast. You have your start and stop symbols - which should be in balance. I've noticed an 'inoculating effect' from folks like myself who have an extra stop italics symbol in their nic. If they're around it is only confined to the one comment and not the ones following.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 09:22 AM (jYje5)

302 160 But the guy who played the psychiatrist in "Deep Throat" became a Christian, gave up booze and drugs and stayed married to the same woman for 20 years:

https://tinyurl.com/y5ecycar
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 08:24 AM (AllCR)
______

Such a tragedy. I hate it when that happens

Posted by: Screwtape at March 22, 2019 09:22 AM (VaN/j)

303 Sock off.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 09:22 AM (VaN/j)

304 >>296 Could any of the Democrats actually give a rational explanation for how exactly the amount "reparations" are to be figured out Posted by: slowdown at March 22, 2019 09:20 AM (fWdPl)

Forty acres and a mewl.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:22 AM (Bdeb0)

305 >>Such a tragedy. I hate it when that happens
Posted by: Screwtape at March 22, 2019 09:22 AM (VaN/j)

(types)

(deletes)

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:23 AM (Bdeb0)

306 287 Wonder how many Gulag searches for "nematode" will occur today. How many followers does she have again...?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 09:18 AM (JoUsr)

i started typing in NEM - nematode was the first suggested result

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 09:23 AM (7HtZB)

307 fair market value of 40 acres of Georgia farmland.

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One time payment minus all previous welfare payouts* and ending all future welfare for recipient and any and all offspring?

I'm in.



* The recipients would end up owing us money. A LOT of money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 22, 2019 09:23 AM (nDOs4)

308 Grape jelly works too!

The dog loves it!

Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 09:24 AM (4NEDd)

309 DON'T CUT AND PASTE THE TROLLS! [CBD]
Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 09:24 AM (4NEDd)


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Ha.

I'm not entirely sure that post about "the Mexicans" turned out quite like you wanted it to turn out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 22, 2019 09:25 AM (nDOs4)

310 Sir Roderick Spode and Watkyn Bassett.

The Code of the Woosters.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 09:25 AM (hLRSq)

311 Why would Mexicans need to use barbed wire inside Mexico? I've been told by the left for years that illegal immigrants commit fewer crimes than Americans.

Were lefties lying to me?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 09:26 AM (/tuJf)

312 >>One time payment minus all previous welfare payouts* Posted by: Moron Robbie - Search Engine Expert at March 22, 2019 09:23 AM (nDOs4)

Monday: Announcement of reparations payments.
Tuesday: Zod is long vice stocks.
Wednesday: Payments.
Thursday: Take profits.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:26 AM (Bdeb0)

313 Since Democrats are 100% responsible for African American slavery, Jim Crow and all the attendant horrors, Republicans having bled to end these institutions, I vote "yes!" on Democrat reparations. To include all the descendants of Republicans who died trying to civilize those bastards.

Open up your Venmo/checkbook Bernie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 09:26 AM (Z216Q)

314 DON'T CUT AND PASTE THE TROLL DROPPINGS! [CBD]
Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 09:24 AM (4NEDd)

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You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:27 AM (gC2IV)

315 HTML is a funny beast. You have your start and stop symbols - which should be in balance. I've noticed an 'inoculating effect' from folks like myself who have an extra stop italics symbol in their nic. If they're around it is only confined to the one comment and not the ones following.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 09:22 AM (jYje5)


Minx 0.7 alpha is an even funnier beast.

Some types of close tag typos will be caught by the comment box and not flow past.

Others will send you straight to the barrel.

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 09:27 AM (9VeU0)

316 LAST FVCKING CHANCE: DON'T CUT AND PASTE THE TROLL DROPPINGS! [CBD]
Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 09:24 AM (4NEDd)

You can't cut and resell flypaper.

Transborder Industrial Mastic Human Flypaper Array.

NMTE.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:27 AM (Bdeb0)

317 Mine lasted quite a few years, but I don't use a landline. What my 'box' now does is beep once about every three minutes. They wanted like a hundred and a half for a new battery, and I said 'screw that'. The beep is kinda like a warning to potential burglars.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 09:18 AM
~~~~~

If you want to stop the beeping:

1. Unplug power cord.
2. Open unit and unplug the battery.
3. Wait 15-20 minutes.
4. Re-install battery.
5. Plug power cord back in.

This will last for a couple of months, then you have to do it again.

There are also videos on YouTube that tell you how to remove the beeper thingy.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:27 AM (NtglE)

318 ♫ ♪

Nema tode me not to come.
Nema tode me not to come.
Nema said "That ain't no way to have fun"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:27 AM (m45I2)

319 "I am like, wow. Such courage!"

Seriously? You're ok with 9th grade girls at the mercy of Chief Dances with Freon and the rest of them?

I think you need to think again.

+++

Hiding is always better. Of course.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:28 AM (Sw83N)

320 the brains behind AOC part 2 covers this Zach guy, and part of his plan (later) is to find places where primary turnout might be 5%, and to sneak in a progressive, even as a Republican in a strong Republican district, where they don't pay attention.

that kinda worked with AOC and a couple others (targeting the Dem side) ... but now that might not work next time, since the game is exposed. But R districts have that problem ... with GOPe controlling who wins primaries, since they can win them on the cheap.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2019 09:29 AM (Cus5s)

321 regarding the heart disease related to cross hormones, this has been known for many years. When I was in medical school, the standard treatment for prostate cancer was castration and estrogen. The men died of cardiovascular disease. The Framingham data suggested that estrogen lowered cholesterol and increased heart attacks back in the 70's. Testosterone supplements were well known to increase risk in men and women. New Information?

Posted by: lurking grandma at March 22, 2019 09:29 AM (sujqA)

322 Nema said "That ain't no way to have fun""

Ah yes - a well known 70's hit by Randy Nematode...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 09:29 AM (6qErC)

323 Thanks for the new name field, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico [/i at March 22, 2019 09:29 AM (nDOs4)

324 Nema tode me not to come.
Nema tode me not to come.
Nema said "That ain't no way to have fun"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:27 AM (m45I2)

Classic
\m/

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 09:29 AM (Ot6OZ)

325 kurt, how do you resell shit you stole to begin with? for fucks sakes george, up the ante, the phucksticks are a special kind of stupid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:29 AM (KP5rU)

326 "Nematodes!"is a rather famous/funny Spongebob episode.

I was wondering how she learned the word. Now we know.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 09:03 AM (Z216Q)


The only reason I know anything about them is a guy in my dorm was home and had a bag of pot that he was moving from point a to point b in his room when his father unexpectedly walked in and asked what it was. His father was an engineer and not a dumb man, but maybe not up to speed on zoological matters, so my friend told him they were nematodes that they were running tests on. I thought that was pretty good thinking in a pinch.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 09:30 AM (y7DUB)

327 Seriously? You're ok with 9th grade girls at the mercy of Chief Dances with Freon and the rest of them?

==============

Nothing to worry about! I'll protect them!

Posted by: Joe Biden, school babysitter at March 22, 2019 09:30 AM (Z216Q)

328 Have we already given up on the whole "pee and vomit on any attackers" strategy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 09:30 AM (nDOs4)

329 Trump should give the nematode remark all the attention it deserves by writing "no, you"

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:30 AM (Sw83N)

330
NOOD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 09:31 AM (zBaqJ)

331 Trump should give the nematode remark all the attention it deserves by writing "no, you"

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:30 AM (Sw83N)


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Trump staff, we know you read this.

Please reply with a screenshot of the Spongebob episode.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 09:31 AM (nDOs4)

332 Nood

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:32 AM (5aX2M)

333 I assume that AOC doesn't dance "the earthworm" but rather dances "the nematode"

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 22, 2019 09:33 AM (Ox1Xf)

334 Nematode? So what? Whatever that is, it's worlds better than your regurgitated Maoism, bitch.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 09:34 AM (H8QX8)

335 made my coffee too strong

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:38 AM (dm05u)

336 292 Watching politics I'm reminded that only two characters in PG Wodehouse (that I can recall) who were even faintly political were both portrayed as bad guys. One was a magistrate judge, who put Bertie in jail after a memorable Boat Race Night and later turned up as the father of a woman who decided Bertie would be her future husband, and the second was the leader of British Nazis (and also the secret proprietor of a womans lingerie store).

Politics is hard to make funny, I guess.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee cup in hand at March 22, 2019 09:19 AM (Z216Q)
______

Comrade Bingo.

There's also a late story in which some girl wangles Bertie into a protest.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 09:39 AM (VaN/j)

337 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 09:21 AM (JoUsr)

Obama payed out reparations in Pigford and very few gave a crap. That is what happens when you can print money.

Posted by: clutch at March 22, 2019 09:44 AM (jUgDK)

338
I predict that within 5 years, Islam will be New Zealand's official religion.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 22, 2019 09:50 AM (1hM1d)

339 AkwardLand sunni yet southern hemisphere and the Kiwis are covered in Mosque......goats replaced by sheep.... woolly bully.....

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (5IHGB)

Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's Nineteen ONT

Thursday night was always the big party night in college. I don't know why, we did have classes on Friday, but hey. Of course, we never partied like these guys:

Founding fathers.jpg

Super Smash Bros


GAY COUPLE DISCOVERS THEY ARE IN FACT LONG LOST TWINS

Ugh. I can't even. Why wouldn't you tell your kids they're adopted? (I know, it's satire. I just fell in love with the title for this section. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!)

Jesse Needs Help




That's true.

I don't care how hot a woman is, the hot/crazy matrix only goes up to 10. If she's beyond that – on either axis – I'm staying far away. There was an article today in The Bulwark (I read these things so you don't have to) lambasting Jesse (and Kurt Schlichter too) for being a racist white nationalist.

Bulwark.png


CBD said it very well in this morning's rant:

"White Nationalism" is what Orwell warned us about. Do not let the Left take control of the language and the terms, because that is their first step in the totalitarian dance, and they know the moves and music very well.

If there is any one phrase to describe it, perhaps "American Nationalism" is appropriate, because the melting pot concept is one that is tried and true and helped to create the greatest economic engine in history, and one that worked quite well for a very long time.

There are plenty of 6th generation Americans who can trace their lineage to Mexico, and there are plenty of 2nd and 3rd generation Americans who can trace their lineage to pretty much anywhere in the world...and that's great! But the operative word is "American." Assimilate, embrace our political institutions and Exceptionalism, and presto...instant American.

And that is "American Nationalism." It is not color...it is love of country. But I guess that's too simple a definition for some.

It's not “too simple” a definition, it's too accurate, and they are deathly afraid of accuracy. They have to classify the opposition as “racist”, because it's the only charge that has enough caché to shut down debate before it happens. $tormfr*** is the largest white nationalist site online, and it has maybe 2-3000 members. The neo-Nazis had a tiki-torch racism rally in Charlottesville, and didn't even attract enough people to fill a high school gym. White nationalism, fascism, neo-nazism...whatever you call it, it's all a dead letter in modern America. The dragon has been slain, but to admit that would be to admit to the world that all they're doing is charging their nags at windmills. So they pull out their tired old paintbrushes and slap a new coat of “racism” on America to justify their existence. Interesting factoid: The author of the Bulwark screed spends a great deal of time selectively quoting Schlichter's books to portray his hero, Kelly Turnbull, as a white nationalist – yet nowhere in any of the books is Kelly's race or ethnicity revealed. Projection is not just a river in Egypt.

(Oh, and JFTR, the girl that Jesse was joking about being “hot”? She's a faith healer for horses.)

Related: Americans Are Divided by Their Views on Race, Not Race Itself Interesting POV.

Doctor, Doctor, Give Me The News

Doctor tells patient he doesn't have long to live through hospital robot's video screen

They send a robot into this man's room to tell him he's dying, and then, to add insult to injury, he's hard of hearing so his granddaughter has to relay the message. Just horrible all around. Assembly line medicine, coming soon to a deathbed near you.


Semper Why?


Venezuelan Army Attempts to Scare US Marines with Video

The big secret revealed here is that Bill Murray and Harold Ramis are apparently training the Venezuelan military. I have to admit that one part of the video is pretty scary. Watch at about 1:20. They are firing on full auto with weapons that don't have any mags in them. That's impressive!


Party Foul

What a man.jpg


737 MAX thread

Interesting thread on what's the real problem with the 737 MAX

Two things: #1) I'm not an aeronautical or software engineer, so I don't know how accurate this guy is, but he sounds plausible.

#2) It's at Zero Hedge, so don't read the comments.


That's Probably NOT What They Logged On For*

Still funny though.

Chaturbate.jpg

*If you're not familiar with what most people use sites like this for well.....lets just say that a clue can be found in the name of a nearly identical site called “Chaturbate”. They've been know to offer a five finger discount to members, IYKWIMAIKYD.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by Greg:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:53 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: lin-duh at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (UUBmN)

2 Slap

Posted by: tbodie at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (V+bdf)

3 Yes!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (UUBmN)

4 YAY ONT

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (K7DqM)

5 Let it #383now, let it #383now, let it #383now...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bottto at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (QHxmP)

6 ontyontont

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (dm05u)

7 Gentleman's first?

Posted by: FireHorse at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (4Ud3/)

8 Dang. I in duh beat me to it.

Posted by: tbodie at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (V+bdf)

9 ONT!

Everybody dance now!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

10
Washington was either a gumby-face like McConnell or the painter did some really shitty work.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 09:56 PM (xvH+/)

11 Whut?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 21, 2019 09:56 PM (ZTJjv)

12 Let it ſnow, let it ſnow, let it ſnow...


Ha!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bottto at March 21, 2019 09:56 PM (QHxmP)

13

Safe to say the Founding Fathers weren't teetotalers.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2019 09:56 PM (S/hVx)

14 Willowed:
555
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2019 09:46 PM (bsGzI)

I
did Community College for the first two years; knew which in-state Big
Ten university I was going to; got all of the basic stuff done for free
and lived (and worked) at home; and went to the the Big U and did work
in-dorm (never moved out of dorm because why? Look at that cafeteria I
was working at!) and finished with money in my bank. Of course this was
back at the end of the 1980's, so it is likely much worse.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 09:54 PM (D2IX6)

And I will likely got to bed now....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 09:56 PM (D2IX6)

15 Thanks for the ONT.

Not a bad beverage selection at the party.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 09:56 PM (brgv3)

16 "She's a faith healer for horses."

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 09:57 PM (t+qrx)

17 My neighbor is a 737 captain and he says the mechanics left a piece of tape over a sensor on his plane once.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2019 09:57 PM (qBNEP)

18 With apologies to lin-duh

Posted by: tbodie hates autocucumber at March 21, 2019 09:57 PM (V+bdf)

19 Love ya, weird Dave!

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2019 09:57 PM (9L2du)

20 Javascript is a tool of Satan...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bottto at March 21, 2019 09:58 PM (QHxmP)

21 The Venezuelan guys a NO GO at the personal camouflage station. They are, however, fully qualified to be Governor of Virginia.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 09:58 PM (OMsf+)

22 17 My neighbor is a 737 captain and he says the mechanics left a piece of tape over a sensor on his plane once.
Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2019 09:57 PM (qBNEP)

I had a coworker who turned the webcam on his work laptop on once and then could not turn it off, so he left a post it on it all the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 09:58 PM (brgv3)

23
They send a robot into this man's room to tell him he's dying, and then, to add insult to injury, he's hard of hearing so his granddaughter has to relay the message


Hahahahaha! This is like a Woody Allen movie!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 09:58 PM (xvH+/)

24 I read a number of biographies of the founding fathers years ago and Madeira kept coming up quite frequently. They drank it a lot. According to the internet it's made on islands off the coast of Africa that Portugal controls to this day. I don't know if there was trading agreement with the colonies/Early America with them or what, but they had plenty of that stuff to toss down.

Also it's fortified wine. Probably the Founding Fathers would've been impressed with MD 20/20 and Boone's Farm.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2019 09:58 PM (4ErVI)

25 Ok, the cow pic is funny.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

26 ALH said hi on the last thread, after the nood was called, no chance to ask what time the ONT is. We may be on thin existential ice here.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx)

27 Nicholson looks like he's auditioning for the Jabba the Hutt role.

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2019 09:59 PM (ujbNH)

28 And of course our Patron Saint, Weird Al:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GRKQm--we4

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 09:59 PM (D2IX6)

29 hogmartin posted nood on the previous thread without posting here first.

This is the kind of refined gentility that is simply expected from a Daywalker, and should serve as a signal example to you Nightcrawlers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 10:00 PM (X0WfC)

30 Not a bad beverage selection at the party.

I know, right? I would have loved to be at THAT partay!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:00 PM (dUJdY)

31 The water in the city was bad. Better to kill the bugs with ethanol.

And they had a lot to celebrate! Badasses one and all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

32


That Venezuelan Military video is teh scary.

Running while yelling is frightening to most American Marines, I take it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 21, 2019 10:01 PM (HaL55)

33 ONT!

Everybody dance now!
Posted by: Ladyl



Too.....tired.....zzzzzz

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:01 PM (S6Pax)

34 Hey, AOC. Pull my hoof!

Posted by: Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2019 10:02 PM (bsGzI)

35 I was gonna say, who the hell is I in duh???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 21, 2019 10:02 PM (UUBmN)

36 This is the kind of refined gentility that is simply expected from a Daywalker, and should serve as a signal example to you Nightcrawlers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 10:00 PM (X0WfC)

We shan't respond to your scurrilous accusations, sir. Good day!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 10:02 PM (brgv3)

37 Thanks for the earworm LadyL.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

38 Doctor tells patient he doesn't have long to live through hospital robot's video screen

-
Robobamacare.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 10:03 PM (+y/Ru)

39

Too.....tired.....zzzzzz
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:01 PM (S6Pax)


Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

40 This is the kind of refined gentility that is simply expected from a Daywalker, and should serve as a signal example to you Nightcrawlers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
------
Are you calling me a night crawler???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 21, 2019 10:03 PM (UUBmN)

41 >>>"She's a faith healer for horses."<<<


**gallops in**

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Secretariat of State John Kerry at March 21, 2019 10:03 PM (yIBga)

42 Jewells45

Schools out at the end of May. Is there a June weekend you favor for a visit.

And I can drive you and your friend to the MoMeet.

I even have another hat for your skilled hands.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

43 37 Thanks for the earworm LadyL.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)


But doesn't it make you want to DANCE?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

44 So Jack has adopted the SanFranHobo look, complete with a puddle of poop.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 10:04 PM (UdKB7)

45
Mebbe that's chili ... and mebbe it's not

* sharts *

Posted by: Heeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee's Johnny! at March 21, 2019 10:04 PM (nKPgU)

46 and thats when the fight started /s

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 21, 2019 10:04 PM (K7DqM)

47 Also it's fortified wine. Probably the Founding Fathers would've been impressed with MD 20/20 and Boone's Farm.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Water was dirty and full of stuff that could kill you. Germ theory wasn't known yet, but empirically, people were skeptical of water.
Wine, etc was actually pretty safe to drink.

In the time of the founding, revolution, etc., people drank A LOT!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:04 PM (S6Pax)

48 With respect to the horse healer lady:

Pro: likely don't have to worry about her showing up looking for child support.
Con: likely DO have to worry about her amputating your penis in your sleep, just to ensure that you don't breed with anyone else, either.

So... on the whole, the calculus would indicate that giving this one a miss is the preferred strategy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2019 10:05 PM (0OWcv)

49 Bozo Conservative

I can tell you are doing fine in your new marriage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

50 737 max problem. AoA issue due to more efficient engines on airframe that makes takeoff too steep climbs that cause stalls prevented by the auto nose down by the flight control that confuses pilots (esp those that thought this flew just like their good old 737. It does NOT)

Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 21, 2019 10:05 PM (1XtI9)

51
re: the robot doctor story

The sad part was when, at the end, the robot went "beedee deedee beedee".

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 10:06 PM (xvH+/)

52 I was gonna say, who the hell is I in duh???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 21, 2019 10:02 PM (UUBmN

Heh.

Posted by: tbodie hates autocucumber at March 21, 2019 10:06 PM (V+bdf)

53


My neighbor is a 737 captain and he says the mechanics left a piece of tape over a sensor on his plane once.


Too bad they don't take all the mechanics who worked on the plane up for the first shakedown flight after the work's completed like they used to. That might prevent some of those things from happening.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 21, 2019 10:06 PM (HaL55)

54 > >>>"She's a faith healer for horses."


> **gallops in**

> How YOU doin'?
> Posted by: Secretariat of State John Kerry

Horse healer lady: "Sorry, already have a date with Meryl Streep."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2019 10:06 PM (0OWcv)

55 49 Bozo Conservative

I can tell you are doing fine in your new marriage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 10:05 PM (u82oZ)


Yes--I'm very happy for you!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

56 How big do you think the bottles were? 32 ounces?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 21, 2019 10:07 PM (gNCcC)

57 I know, right? I would have loved to be at THAT partay!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:00 PM (dUJdY)

---

You just know Ben was whooping it up.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 10:07 PM (RU4sa)

58 >>>Mebbe that's chili ... and mebbe it's not



* sharts *

Posted by: Heeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee's Johnny! at March 21, 2019 10:04 PM (nKPgU)<<<

We actually banned him because the chili had carrots in it.

Posted by: the LA Lakers at March 21, 2019 10:07 PM (yIBga)

59
How long have you had "cows", WD?

Posted by: it's a legitimate question! at March 21, 2019 10:07 PM (nKPgU)

60 Hey everybody. I posted this question in an earlier thread and got a few responses, so hope no one minds if I repost it here. I'd love to hear your thoughts.

* * *

Question for the Horde:

If you won Lotto and could move to anywhere in the US to build yourself a home and live, where would you move to? (I assume a lot of you would basically create self-sustaining compounds for yourselves in sparsely populated areas of states like Idaho, but that's just my guess.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 21, 2019 10:07 PM (miE9U)

61 Hard Cider in the spring of 1777 was made by freezing apple wine in the barrels during the winter of 1776 and scooping the ice off of the top. Probably 35-40 proof. Let's drink some hard cider and talk about killing some bloody-backs!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2019 10:07 PM (bsGzI)

62 > In the time of the founding, revolution, etc., people drank A LOT!

The classic British Royal Navy ration for enlisted sailors was a gallon of beer and a pint of grog.

Per day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2019 10:07 PM (0OWcv)

63 'Equine Energy Healer'. Hmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 10:08 PM (brgv3)

64 How big do you think the bottles were? 32 ounces?


40s, of course. GW was the OG.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 10:08 PM (OMsf+)

65 Information came out about Tuesday's murder of a sheriff deputy here in the line of duty. The killer was an illegal. Entered the country in 2014 on a farm workers visa. Stayed after the visa expired. There's now a widow and three children with no dad and a town police officer who will have a long rehab from a shattered femur inflicted during the gun battle.
I'm seething but refuse to say anything bannable. I like this place too much.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 21, 2019 10:08 PM (bziUS)

66 9 ONT!

Everybody dance now!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

Touch my monkey! Then we enjoy ladyfingers. Where's Susan?!

Posted by: Dieter at March 21, 2019 10:08 PM (tUOCc)

67 Don't think you need any more chili, Jack.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 10:08 PM (Z1eux)

68 I will be retreating very soon; but the Michigan State victory that I did not expect has me happy so I will go silly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LEq5sQg2IE

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 10:08 PM (D2IX6)

69
1.) Wow. Nicholson has basically become Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

2.) These girls in the video are the greatest since the chicken milk lady at that breakfast joint.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:08 PM (5aX2M)

70 If you won Lotto and could move to anywhere in the US to build yourself a home and live, where would you move to?



Cumberland Plateau in Tennessee.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 10:09 PM (OMsf+)

71 That baby killing woman sounds like someone from PBS or NPR. Is it an affectation that they develop so that they don't sound like the filthy bastards they really are?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

72 She's a faith healer for horses.
-------------------

I'm way too old, and way too experienced, to be shocked by anything anymore, but, I am daily surprised.

Mostly, surprised by the stupid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:09 PM (xSo9G)

73 that Venezuelan video: am I mistaken or at one point are they firing rounds at the guy with the camera..?
also, Keith Olbermann is a twat

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 21, 2019 10:10 PM (ZqRa6)

74 Safe to say the Founding Fathers weren't teetotalers.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2019 09:56 PM (S/hVx)


The water could kill ya.

Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2019 10:10 PM (Y8PSl)

75 PS
Babies are cute, you mean, old cow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2019 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

76 Um...Jack? That's not really chili, I was making a funny.

Posted by: Top Presidential Prospect Beta O'Dork at March 21, 2019 10:11 PM (Y9zp1)

77 > Is it an affectation that they develop so that they don't sound like the filthy bastards they really are?

Pretty much. I call it "mooing".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2019 10:11 PM (0OWcv)

78 >>>Horse healer lady: "Sorry, already have a date with Meryl Streep."





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2019 10:06 PM (0OWcv) <<<

To be honest, she's a few hundred million dollars short of being my type.

Posted by: John "Gigolo" Kerry at March 21, 2019 10:11 PM (yIBga)

79 53. I like that, sort of like parachutes in the US military

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 21, 2019 10:12 PM (gSgAd)

80 Regarding "Chick on the left, kinda hot?" If you screw that thing and she gets pregnant, she WILL kill your baby. And she'll probably wait till the third trimester because, why not.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2019 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

81 you know, I have really started to enjoy having the clerks at whole foods ask me if I want to donate the the latest whatever.

when they were asking if I wanted to donate to save the planet I told them the planet and I were not getting along right now.

now they are asking if I want to donate for the kids and I let them know I hate kids.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:12 PM (MTjB1)

82 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at March 21, 2019 10:12 PM (P4mzb)

83 As a horse, I have nothing against faith healers for horses. Except the ones who try to baptize you in water. I'd be like, what's up with that? You trying to turn me into just Horse?

Posted by: FireHorse at March 21, 2019 10:12 PM (4Ud3/)

84 Horse healer lady: "Sorry, already have a date with Meryl Streep."

Can you recommend a dentist?

Posted by: AOC at March 21, 2019 10:13 PM (Y9zp1)

85 75
PS

Babies are cute, you mean, old cow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2019 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

Especially that one time when they look at *you* and acknowledge that *you* are actually there. It is a complete role reversal, the baby knows it, you know it, and that is what nature meant to happen.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 10:14 PM (D2IX6)

86 Venezuelan Army Attempts to Scare US Marines with Video
----------------

Man! An enterprising guy could actually sell a 'tour' of Venezuela, "Have the mercenary experience!".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:14 PM (xSo9G)

87 Nowhere in here is there a software problem. The computers
software performed their jobs according to spec without error. The
specification was just shitty.

Actually, a shitty software specification IS a software problem and it should have been caught during the DO-178 software certification, especially since this is Class-A software. The fact that one of two faulty sensors will cause a trim runaway is more evidence that Boeing took shortcuts with the software testing. But don't blame Boeing, everyone cheats on that software testing because the FAA has created a system that is insanely time consuming and unaffordable.
As we often say: Aviation is safe, in spite of the FAA.

Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at March 21, 2019 10:14 PM (1L9V9)

88 So Jack Nicholson is turning into Marlon Brando?

And is Marlon Brando still alive?


I'm not sure.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 10:14 PM (zY+5G)

89 My favorite taunt for an eco-nut is, "It ain't natural to care about the environment."

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2019 10:14 PM (ujbNH)

90 Kids, don't drink and drive. Drink and drink.

Posted by: Geo. Washington at March 21, 2019 10:14 PM (Y9zp1)

91 > Can you recommend a dentist?

No need.

A large rasp works great for trimming back any dental overgrowth. The same one you use on your hooves will work fine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2019 10:15 PM (0OWcv)

92 81 now they are asking if I want to donate for the kids and I let them know I hate kids.

When they hit you up for the fur babies you'll be singing a different tune.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2019 10:15 PM (tUOCc)

93 Wouldn't ever recommend being a trucker to anyone with a fear of using public toilets. Especially if it was the one I just dropped a massive growler in.

Whoooooo wee!

*Fanning motion*

Posted by: Robert at March 21, 2019 10:15 PM (P4mzb)

94 All those folks sitting courtside look so.........white.

It's a honkey paradise!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2019 10:15 PM (Z+IKu)

95
She's a faith healer for horses


Lemme know when she posts videos of her and her "wohwies" handling Timber Rattlers.

Posted by: Let Jim do it! - Marlin Perkins at March 21, 2019 10:15 PM (pNxlR)

96 When they hit you up for the fur babies you'll be singing a different tune.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at M



yes, yes I will indeed!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (MTjB1)

97 Question for the Horde:

If you won Lotto and could move to anywhere in the US to build yourself a home and live, where would you move to? (I assume a lot of you would basically create self-sustaining compounds for yourselves in sparsely populated areas of states like Idaho, but that's just my guess.)

-
I always thought that I'd live and die in Western Colorado but Colorado has gone so kookoo bananas I might have to rethink that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (+y/Ru)

98 Bebes!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (MTjB1)

99 OK... I found the chicken milk lady and her charming friends. They disrupt people's breakfasts to decry chicken-slaying in all its pernicious, delicious forms:

https://youtu.be/QMwjK9W7btA

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (5aX2M)

100 This is the kind of refined gentility that is simply
expected from a Daywalker, and should serve as a signal example to you
Nightcrawlers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax


Nightcrawlers? https://youtu.be/XUiTEob4Kzg

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (WNAuL)

101 9 ONT!

Everybody dance now!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

Be careful for what you wish for.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

102 Go out to pronchat sites like chaturbate and check out how many of the providers are in venezuela.

Hard currency, dude.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (PRJyD)

103 Babies are cute, you mean, old cow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2019 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

Especially that one time when they look at *you* and acknowledge that *you* are actually there. It is a complete role reversal, the baby knows it, you know it, and that is what nature meant to happen.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 10:14 PM (D2IX6)

-------------------------------

I will take to my dying day the memory of the first time my daughter smiled at me when I walked into the room.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (ffYR/)

104 According to the internet it's made on islands off
the coast of Africa that Portugal controls to this day. I don't know if
there was trading agreement with the colonies/Early America with them
or what, but they had plenty of that stuff to toss down.



Also it's fortified wine. Probably the Founding Fathers would've been impressed with MD 20/20 and Boone's Farm.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2019 09:58 PM (4ErVI)


What is that fortified wine that comes from Portugal?

Oh, yeah. Port. 54 bottles of Port for 55 guys. Plus 60 bottles of Claret (aka wine), and the other stuff.

That is one hell of a fraternity party.

That's also one hell of a fraternity.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

105 101 9 ONT!

Everybody dance now!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

Be careful for what you wish for.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)


My dear MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

106 when they were asking if I wanted to donate to save the planet I told them the planet and I were not getting along right now.



now they are asking if I want to donate for the kids and I let them know I hate kids.





Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:12 PM (MTjB1)

LOL! Classic Y5. Reminds me of the guy passing the Oxfam table. When told of millions of starving children, he said, "Oh yeah? Name one."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 21, 2019 10:17 PM (NMAzL)

107 70 If you won Lotto and could move to anywhere in the US to build yourself a home and live, where would you move to?

Prescott, AZ. Most FFLs per capita in the USA.

Posted by: adobe juan tom mix kenobe at March 21, 2019 10:17 PM (BcTij)

108 97. Idaho. Raised 4 boys in the panhandle, great place

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 21, 2019 10:18 PM (gSgAd)

109 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 21, 2019 10:17 PM (NMAzL)



Miley! Darling!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

110 I'm sorry I missed the earlier thread.


It was undoubtedly my complaining just the other day that caused Trump to get off his ass and put the boot in academia's ass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2019 10:18 PM (oVJmc)

111 LOL! Classic Y5. Reminds me of the guy passing the Oxfam table. When told of millions of starving children, he said, "Oh yeah? Name one."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at M




MILEY !


lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:18 PM (MTjB1)

112 Question for the Horde.

Should I stop picking up hitchhikers, torturing them and murdering them for fun? Although it's not like anyone is going to miss them.

Posted by: Robert, professional driver, reaper of lost souls at March 21, 2019 10:19 PM (P4mzb)

113 21
The Venezuelan guys a NO GO at the personal camouflage station. They are, however, fully qualified to be Governor of Virginia.


Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 09:58 PM (OMsf+)

With that video, this has to be only the first of many, many VA Guv jokes this evening. The nastier, the better.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 10:19 PM (sy5kK)

114 Venezuelan Army Attempts to Scare US Marines with Video

The big secret revealed here is that Bill Murray and Harold Ramis are apparently training the Venezuelan military. I have to admit that one part of the video is pretty scary. Watch at about 1:20. They are firing on full auto with weapons that don't have any mags in them. That's impressive!


I finally broke down and watched this. Sad.

Shouting *can* be effective, but "rebel yells" these ain't. And the lack of magazines is obvious and depressing. Anyone who has ever fired a weapon would have BS sensors tripped immediately based on the motion, if nothing else.

This can't be real. I'm going with "hoax" on this one. If it is real, then Venezuelan guerrillas will be able to jump straight to the "mopping up" phase.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:19 PM (1qrtS)

115 Ladyl, I wanted to hang around long enough to give you my email address.

murphywong At peoplepc. com

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 10:20 PM (hGRZY)

116 Schools out at the end of May. Is there a June weekend you favor for a visit.

Probably towards the end of June Salty. I am visiting my daughter June 6-10. Then have a show lined up the next weekend. Sadly I may have to rethink hitching a ride. If my back keeps giving me fits I won't be able to handle a long drive and may have to fly. But.. let's keep positive thoughts. It would be a blast!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

117 Don't know that I've mentioned this, but George Washington and I share Feb. 22nd as birth date.

I'm still pissed about the celebration being moved to the first Monday *after* his birth date.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:20 PM (xSo9G)

118 Last night I ran across the website of a high end children's clothing designer.

There is so much wrong there I can't even:

https://tinyurl.com/y4jc8frs

/if you really want to freak out, check out the artwork section. It's something the Podesta's would like.

Posted by: shibumi, now married at March 21, 2019 10:20 PM (zY+5G)

119 Greg can never replace Todd.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 10:20 PM (Z4rgH)

120 since you have unlimited money why not live someplace nice and have your fortress of solitude somewhere in the middle of nowhere with some way to get there when you have to.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:21 PM (MTjB1)

121 PMJ alum Sara Niemietz... https://tinyurl.com/y36welkh

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2019 10:21 PM (ujbNH)

122
murphywong At peoplepc. com
Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 10:20 PM (hGRZY)


Thank you, Ben Had. Mine is in my mic!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

123 Jim Acosta
@Acosta
A former McCain aide says Trump was lying when he claimed today the senator had misled the WH and said he was going to support "repeal and replace" effort before changing his mind. "Nope. Never happened," the former aide said. "You're surprised Trump lied?" the ex-aide added.

-
And you thought McCain was the bad guy but you can't distrust an anonymous source speaking to Jim Acosta!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 10:21 PM (+y/Ru)

124 Question for the Horde:



If you won Lotto and could move to anywhere in the US to build
yourself a home and live, where would you move to? (I assume a lot of
you would basically create self-sustaining compounds for yourselves in
sparsely populated areas of states like Idaho, but that's just my
guess.)


Somewhere in Michigan on one of the Great Lakes because this is home and the amount of gorgeous in Michigan has not yet been properly assessed.
Because this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUtO91e3Apo

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 10:21 PM (D2IX6)

125 I will take to my dying day the memory of the first time my daughter smiled at me when I walked into the room.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (ffYR/)

Was it gas or love?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

126 We have these dongs on the Mall that always say "hey, hey - do you have a minute for the environment?"

To which I say "I have a lifetime for the environment, and not one spare minute for your bullshit."

Satisfaction guaranteed, every time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:21 PM (5aX2M)

127 108
97. Idaho. Raised 4 boys in the panhandle, great place

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade

So into N. Idaho. Just across the border from Spoke.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)

128 Y5!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2019 10:22 PM (tUOCc)

129

This can't be real. I'm going with "hoax" on this one. If it is real,
then Venezuelan guerrillas will be able to jump straight to the "mopping
up" phase.


Yeah, the ISIS or Taliban or whichever camelfucker training video was better. There was much less yelling.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 21, 2019 10:22 PM (HaL55)

130 117 Don't know that I've mentioned this, but George Washington and I share Feb. 22nd as birth date.

I'm still pissed about the celebration being moved to the first Monday *after* his birth date.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:20 PM (xSo9G)

Happy belated BD Mr. Hammer!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

131 > If you won Lotto and could move to anywhere in the US to build yourself a home and live, where would you move to?


Alaska, right where I am already.

But it would be a lot further from town, as in "you need a helicopter to get there, 'cuz it's 100 miles from the nearest road".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2019 10:22 PM (0OWcv)

132 I will take to my dying day the memory of the first time my daughter smiled at me when I walked into the room.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (ffYR/)

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So will I...

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 10:22 PM (RU4sa)

133 I keep watching a YouTube video called "Berd ascends to godhood." It's typical silly berd, but the soundtrack is a band called Heavenly doing a song called "The Prince of the World." It's French heavy metal which I know is impossible, but it's pretty great anyway.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2019 10:22 PM (l9m7l)

134 Are we sure that's chili at Jack Nicholson's feet? Maybe he has diarhea. He looks kinda out of it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2019 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

135 127. The further away from Spokane, the better

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 21, 2019 10:23 PM (gSgAd)

136 Your Grace,
The moon rise over water should be spectacular.
See the gold band shimmering to the horizon. And then think of commitment ... to beauty in the future.

Miley, the Duchess; may you and the rest of the Horde have a serene night. And bragging, not complaining.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

137 Good grief people. I went to brush my teeth and miss like 50 comments. I can't keep up with you. What the hell ya'll gonna do with me in Texas? Sitting in the dust is my guess.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:23 PM (dUJdY)

138 Robert!

Posted by: Robert wants in on the love at March 21, 2019 10:23 PM (P4mzb)

139 Last night I ran across the website of a high end children's clothing designer.

There is so much wrong there I can't even:

https://tinyurl.com/y4jc8frs

/if you really want to freak out, check out the artwork section. It's something the Podesta's would like.
Posted by: shibumi, now married at March 21, 2019 10:20 PM (zY+5G)
+++++++++++
I am so very, very grateful that my parents aren't post-modernists. This may well be child abuse. Decidedly gray area.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:24 PM (1qrtS)

140 Those "women" speak evil in such soothing voices.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 10:24 PM (RU4sa)

141 > I'm still pissed about the celebration being moved to the first Monday *after* his birth date.

Yup. Arbitrary days like Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day... fine, move them around. I like three day weekends as much as the next person.

Celebrations or commemorations of things that actually happened on a specific day, like Washington's Birthday or Independence Day?

Leave them the hell alone.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2019 10:24 PM (0OWcv)

142 Tuning in to the radio feed of Jets-Knights.

2-0 Vegas. Ugh, apparently they're killing the Jets on face-offs.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:24 PM (XAYDB)

143 I will take to my dying day the memory of the first time my daughter smiled at me when I walked into the room.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 10:16 PM (ffYR/)

Was it gas or love?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

-------------------------

Well, she didn't need a burping or a match to be lit, so I guess that eliminates gas.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 10:25 PM (ffYR/)

144 137 Good grief people. I went to brush my teeth and miss like 50 comments. I can't keep up with you. What the hell ya'll gonna do with me in Texas? Sitting in the dust is my guess.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:23 PM (dUJdY)


Are you going to TX? Yay!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

145
that girl who is a faith healer for horses....

If that doesn't pay well, she should try her hand at being a snake-charmer. I have a feeling she could be pretty good at it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 10:25 PM (V2Yro)

146 It's French heavy metal which I know is impossible, but it's pretty great anyway.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2019 10:22 PM (l9m7l)

Gojira - Pain Is A Master

https://youtu.be/5P0JXZMxC1E

Posted by: Robert wants in on the love at March 21, 2019 10:26 PM (P4mzb)

147 112
Question for the Horde.



Should I stop picking up hitchhikers, torturing them and murdering
them for fun? Although it's not like anyone is going to miss them.

Posted by: Robert, professional driver, reaper of lost souls at March 21, 2019 10:19 PM (P4mzb)


The Horde has more practical experience than any other website, so you came to the right place.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 10:26 PM (sy5kK)

148 Posted by: shibumi, now married at March 21, 2019 10:20 PM (zY+5G)


That's...some creepy stuff.

On a happier note, congrats on the nuptials!

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 10:26 PM (OMsf+)

149
This can't be real. I'm going with "hoax" on this one. If it is real, then Venezuelan guerrillas will be able to jump straight to the "mopping up" phase.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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The camo'd faces really scared the hell out of me.

Reminds me of this guy:
http://tinyurl.com/y6bslnvp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:27 PM (CDGwz)

150
Hard Cider in the spring of 1777 was made by freezing apple wine in the barrels during the winter of 1776 and scooping the ice off of the top. Probably 35-40 proof. Let's drink some hard cider and talk about killing some bloody-backs!
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2019 10:07 PM (bsGzI)








Of course, you really have to be careful with freeze distillation. It's been known to lead to methanol poisoning by taking relatively non-toxic cider and increasing the methanol amount enough to cause problems.

Ah fuckit. Break out the hard cider, bitchez.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2019 10:27 PM (eXA4G)

151 112

Question for the Horde.





Should I stop picking up hitchhikers, torturing them and murdering

them for fun? Although it's not like anyone is going to miss them.



Posted by: Robert, professional driver, reaper of lost souls at March 21, 2019 10:19 PM (P4mzb)


Follow your heart, Robert.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 10:27 PM (WNAuL)

152 Jets on the headset, ODU hanging with Purdue on the TV.

Great time of year.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:27 PM (XAYDB)

153 135
127. The further away from Spokane, the better

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade
Grew up between Spokane and Rathdrum...like both, but Washington is going so far down the rabbit hole, really, really sad.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 10:27 PM (LOq4H)

154 not only has the moon been great, I got to see the ISS tonight. Flew right overhead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 10:27 PM (V2Yro)

155 >>>Should I stop picking up hitchhikers, torturing them and murdering

them for fun? Although it's not like anyone is going to miss them.


This is America, monetize.

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2019 10:27 PM (ujbNH)

156 Southwest and American fly the Max.

What have their pilots said about flying the plane?

Posted by: Goatweed at March 21, 2019 10:27 PM (iR3Gu)

157

PMJ alum Sara Niemietz...

I can see why they named an aircraft carrier after her.
Hubba hubba

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 21, 2019 10:28 PM (HaL55)

158 The Venezuela Army video. You have to be kidding me.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 10:28 PM (n13/j)

159 LadyL.. yes I'm coming.. one way or the other. Hubby won't go of course but I wish he would. You all would love him and it would be good for him. But the older he gets the worse he gets about getting out and being around people. I've asked a friend to come with me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

160 Wow! Robots telling you you're gonna die.. I gotta tell ya.. THAT'S bedside manner!
I wanna see the bill for that prick to tell the guy he's dying through a robot screen..
Medicare for ALL!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 10:28 PM (438dO)

161 Hey votermom saw your post other day and noted it.

Posted by: Bete reflecting at March 21, 2019 10:29 PM (CyxVC)

162 149
This can't be real. I'm going with "hoax" on this one. If it is real, then Venezuelan guerrillas will be able to jump straight to the "mopping up" phase.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------

This came out a couple days back - supposedly it came straight from Maduro's Govm't channels.

It's been pointed out that Bill Murray's unit in "Stripes" are better soldiers than these guys. (although they do have a lot in common)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 10:29 PM (V2Yro)

163
Those "women" speak evil in such soothing voices.
Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 10:24 PM (RU4sa)






NPR Voice. When I hear it I know that I'm listening to total shithead.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2019 10:29 PM (eXA4G)

164 Fun ONT - Thanks, WeirdDave!

re: The Venezuela Warriors:

Saw where someone ahd given that the Benny Hill/Yakkity Sax treatment. Even better than the original!

Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 10:29 PM (EHVbt)

165 158
The Venezuela Army video. You have to be kidding me.


Posted by: Quint

Kinda cool their special forces consists of 3 dudes.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 10:30 PM (LOq4H)

166 I think the crack commandos in "Red Zone Cuba" could have taken those Venezuelan troops handily.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 21, 2019 10:30 PM (UOVq+)

167 Hi.

Greg & friend cows were doubly funny.

Watching Aquaman. Up to the point where the Black Panther battles his brother for the throne in Wakanda. Oh, wait, oh,. something like that. This is so... comic-booky that it's actually fun. You have to go on this quest to fulfill this other thing so you can do this at the end. And win bonus points.

Mera's cute.

Posted by: mindful webworker - singing underwater at March 21, 2019 10:30 PM (w46Mb)

168 Happy belated BD Mr. Hammer!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Why, thank you. I think, however, that I'm starting to pay less attention to them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:30 PM (CDGwz)

169 Okay, so I just watched the twitter vid with the two women.

Special place in hell for them. Special place. Plenty of barbed wire, pineapples, lakes of fire, the whole magilla.

And what was the point of the one in the blue tank top who gesticulates like O'Rourke played back at 1/3 speed? Her only job appears to be saying, "that's true" to the wild, murderous assertions of her abortion-loving matron.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:30 PM (1qrtS)

170 Grew up between Spokane and Rathdrum...like both, but Washington is going so far down the rabbit hole, really, really sad.


What do you think about the "Liberty State" thing?

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 10:30 PM (OMsf+)

171 This may well be child abuse. Decidedly gray area.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:24 PM (1qrtS)

----

Listen kid... Say No To The Dress.

Oh, and the pervy, scary photo shoot. That shit is like stills from a John Carpenter movie with a script by Kafka and Nabokov.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:30 PM (5aX2M)

172 164 Moi

Here: https://youtu.be/50-UAzRkqk8

Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 10:30 PM (EHVbt)

173 I made George Washington's personal egg nog recipe a couple years ago. It had brandy, rum, rye whiskey, and sherry. oh yeah, some eggs, milk, and cream too.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 10:31 PM (n13/j)

174 159 LadyL.. yes I'm coming.. one way or the other. Hubby won't go of course but I wish he would. You all would love him and it would be good for him. But the older he gets the worse he gets about getting out and being around people. I've asked a friend to come with me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:28 PM (dUJdY


It will be nice to meet you!

I can bring a guy friend with me--he'd fit in perfectly, but I'm still not ready for that.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

175 Waves at Infidel.

Baby Steve Scowell was borned on Tuesday

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 10:31 PM (c1nDO)

176 I have heard that there is a tendency for close relatives who do not realize they are related to fall in love.
It's a narcissistic thing - we love our reflection.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 10:31 PM (dm05u)

177 If I go to Venezuela, will they give me the Aunt Jemima Treatment?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking about the long line of Miss Venezuelas at March 21, 2019 10:32 PM (zCyNd)

178 Baseball and football take over three hours so I sorta understand the eating, I could never understand why people eat at a NBA game though when it's over in a fast two hours. You can't wait two hours to eat Chili?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 21, 2019 10:32 PM (gNCcC)

179 Hi Infidel! You going to be at the MoMe this year?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:32 PM (1qrtS)

180 It will be nice to meet you too LadyL!! I don't know who all is coming..sounds like a lot of people. I think I'll be overwhelmed but it will be a great time.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:32 PM (dUJdY)

181 I have to laugh at myself. I didn't know until yesterday that Nicola Sturgeon was a real person.

Posted by: Vertov at March 21, 2019 10:32 PM (UJvPb)

182 Baseball and football take over three hours so I sorta understand the eating, I could never understand why people eat at a NBA game though when it's over in a fast two hours. You can't wait two hours to eat Chili?
Posted by: lowandslow at March 21, 2019 10:32 PM (gNCcC)
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No, he can't wait to *spill* chili.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:32 PM (1qrtS)

183

Kinda cool their special forces consists of 3 dudes.

They're "special" all right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 21, 2019 10:33 PM (HaL55)

184 Kinda cool their special forces consists of 3 dudes.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 10:30 PM (LOq4H)

so many possible jokes from that video.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 10:33 PM (n13/j)

185 Kinda cool their special forces consists of 3 dudes.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at M



that is all those short buses hold.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:33 PM (MTjB1)

186 I made George Washington's personal egg nog recipe a couple years ago. It had brandy, rum, rye whiskey, and sherry. oh yeah, some eggs, milk, and cream too.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 10:31 PM (n13/j)

I wanted to do that, but realized I was missing eggs, milk, and cream.

Posted by: Miklos, liking blasts from past at March 21, 2019 10:34 PM (zCyNd)

187 It is getting bad when a multimillionaire actor can't afford the food at Staples Center and has to bring his own.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 10:34 PM (sy5kK)

188 NPR Voice. When I hear it I know that I'm listening to total shithead.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2019 10:29 PM (eXA4G)
++++++++++
You're absolutely right, and I didn't make the connection until I saw yours and some others' comments. NPR voice for sure. I have never met anyone who speaks with an NPR voice but if I do, I might go into involuntary hibernation to protect myself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:35 PM (1qrtS)

189 I made George Washington's personal egg nog recipe a
couple years ago. It had brandy, rum, rye whiskey, and sherry. oh yeah,
some eggs, milk, and cream too.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 10:31 PM (n13/j)



I wanted to do that, but realized I was missing eggs, milk, and cream.

Posted by: Miklos, liking blasts from past at March 21, 2019 10:34 PM (zCyNd)

they are just filler.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 10:35 PM (n13/j)

190 I think the crack commandos in "Red Zone Cuba" could have taken those Venezuelan troops handily.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
----------

"Hell, I could hold off half the Venezuelan army with just a slingshot and six pissed-off, well-trained oysters on the half shell."

Posted by: Something Bull Meecham would say at March 21, 2019 10:36 PM (CDGwz)

191 It is getting bad when a multimillionaire actor can't afford the food at Staples Center and has to bring his own.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 10:34 PM (sy5kK)
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I don't think the Staples Center chili has carrots. It might be a preference thing, not a cost thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:36 PM (1qrtS)

192 Hello. What are we doing tonight?

Posted by: ALH at March 21, 2019 10:36 PM (8wKjk)

193 I'd bet 50 bucks that that "gay couple finds out they're twins" story will turn out to be fake news in a few.

Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2019 10:36 PM (ed8K1)

194 Here is another:

https://tinyurl.com/y2mx3958

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 10:36 PM (D2IX6)

195 NPR voice is the preferred voice of NPCs everywhere

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 10:36 PM (dm05u)

196 It is getting bad when a multimillionaire actor can't afford the food at Staples Center and has to bring his own.

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Jack is a man who clearly enjoys lots and lots of chili. The good stuff. He doesn't go for that hog-slop from the arena.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:37 PM (5aX2M)

197 Part of the 737MAX problem is patent troll at the University of Maryland; he is sitting on (or was a few years ago) innovation in optical air data systems. He was granted an overly broad patent and has the resources of the University to fight infringement. He has a completely out of scope idea of the value of these sensors - and has stymied development because it isn't worth fighting him. At a minimum the AOA sensor on the 737MAX and the damn Airbus airspeed pitons could have had a backup.

I make him personally responsible for close to a 1000 dead.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 10:37 PM (25Dt7)

198 Space heroes will cure what they have.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at March 21, 2019 10:37 PM (j8aRL)

199 Hello. What are we doing tonight?
Posted by: ALH at March 21, 2019 10:36 PM (8wKjk)
++++++++++
Good evening, ALH.

As a status report, it appears to be business as usual: walking the fine line between "a bit off" and "completely mad"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:37 PM (1qrtS)

200 I made George Washington's personal egg nog recipe a couple years ago. It had brandy, rum, rye whiskey, and sherry. oh yeah, some eggs, milk, and cream too.
Posted by: Quint
---------

It is best if the mixture is allowed to 'rest' in a stone jug on the front porch, for three days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:37 PM (CDGwz)

201 What do you think about the "Liberty State" thing?


Posted by: Bert G
When I was in high school, it was going to be the Great State of Lincoln.It would go from the Columbia river to the Idaho, Montana border.
I loved it then, I love it now.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 10:38 PM (LOq4H)

202 Space heroes will cure what they have.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at March 21, 2019 10:37 PM (j8aRL)
++++++++++++
SPACE FORCE!

Also, Space Force theme song:
https://youtu.be/xKtJobLOVYQ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:38 PM (1qrtS)

203 ...737 max problem. AoA issue due to more efficient engines on airframe that makes takeoff too steep climbs that cause stalls prevented by the auto nose down by the flight control that confuses pilots (esp those that thought this flew just like their good old 737. It does NOT)

Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 21, 2019 10:05 PM (1XtI9)




Just install a set of trusty, four-stage afterburners.

Practical? Not even remotely.

But the takeoff would then be the "In Flight Entertainment".


/s



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 10:38 PM (QzJWU)

204 180 It will be nice to meet you too LadyL!! I don't know who all is coming..sounds like a lot of people. I think I'll be overwhelmed but it will be a great time.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:32 PM (dUJdY)

I think we will be among the nicest people in the world.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

205 I'm thinking those Venezuela Army "soldiers" would have a tough time going up against my granddaughter's bluebird troop.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 10:39 PM (0tfLf)

206 When I was in high school, it was going to be the
Great State of Lincoln.It would go from the Columbia river to the Idaho,
Montana border.
I loved it then, I love it now.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 10:38 PM (LOq4H)

I'm thinking of buying one of the flags, IMO it's a really cool design.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 10:39 PM (OMsf+)

207 It is best if the mixture is allowed to 'rest' in a stone jug on the front porch, for three days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:37 PM (CDGw
it keeps a long time, basically it is embalmed.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 10:39 PM (n13/j)

208 As a status report, it appears to be business as usual: walking the fine line between "a bit off" and "completely mad"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:37 PM (1qrtS)

So pretty much the status quo.

Nice to know nothing ever changes - continuity is very comforting.

Posted by: ALH at March 21, 2019 10:39 PM (8wKjk)

209
Baseball and football take over three hours so I sorta understand the
eating, I could never understand why people eat at a NBA game though
when it's over in a fast two hours. You can't wait two hours to eat
Chili?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 21, 2019 10:32 PM (gNCcC)

+++++++++++++

No, he can't wait to *spill* chili.

Posted by: Joe Mannix
The 2hrs in LA traffic before and after might be part of it.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 10:39 PM (25Dt7)

210 I think we will be among the nicest people in the world.

Oh I have no doubt about that!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

211 We've been binge watching Netflix. It's addictive.

Posted by: ALH at March 21, 2019 10:40 PM (8wKjk)

212 I think we will be among the nicest people in the world.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT

----

You think that... until the sun goes down, and the ritual begins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (5aX2M)

213 The problem for the Marines is not the Venezuelan Army but the 20,000 Cuban military personnel there.

iirc They were trained by the Ruskies and they are not cowards.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (ePWRo)

214 Well. Night all. Long day tomorrow and a show Saturday. First one of the year. Hope it's good! Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (dUJdY)

215 The 2hrs in LA traffic before and after might be part of it.
Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 10:39 PM (25Dt7)
++++++++++++
He doesn't chopper in? What's the point of being a rich Hollywood bigshot if you can't chopper in?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (hYcqw)

216 60 northern alabama / southern tennessee along the river

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (FHY7H)

217
You think that... until the sun goes down, and the ritual begins.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (5aX2M)


I can't wait!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

218 Thursday night was always the big party night in college. I don't know why, we did have classes on Friday, but hey. Of course, we never partied like these guys:

--Thursday was when me and my buds would first go to the local pizza joint, eat pep and bacon pizza, watch reruns on the tube, drink pitchers of beer (excepting me: I was straightedge back then, though) that the staff conveniently didn't care about carding for, then returned home to kick back, drink more, and watch Cheers. (Yeah, I'm that old.)

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:42 PM (XAYDB)

219 Good night, Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

220 the Charlottesville thing seemed like a planned ... and as Trump said correctly, there were good people on both sides.


Continuing from last thread, the problem is not "so many stupid people in America" (that is a different problem) ...

the problem is Us (American citizens)

versus

Them (globalist elite, the DC uniparty, the academics, the mob)

in the US category there are some leftists maybe, but normal people, and there are all sorts of people that work together, get along fine, with differnet views ... Except When the political hot buttons are pushed ... by media mostly. But of the normals, they are mostly good people on both sides ... who on both sides, recognized the THEM, the DeepState corrupt machine.


We have to get more people to see the enemy is THEM (DC liars), not each other. It is already popular to control immigration, it is only THEM that refuses to do it. Good People on both sides ... may have to walk away from some of the loudest mouths, but reasonable people (the majority still) can be red pilled, imo.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 10:42 PM (Cus5s)

221
He doesn't chopper in? What's the point of being a rich Hollywood bigshot if you can't chopper in?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


He doesn't have his choppers in?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 10:43 PM (aKsyK)

222 are we sure that's not Brian Dennehy in a Jack Nicholson mask?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 10:43 PM (dm05u)

223 --Thursday was when me and my buds would first go to the local pizza joint, eat pep and bacon pizza, watch reruns on the tube, drink pitchers of beer (excepting me: I was straightedge back then, though) that the staff conveniently didn't care about carding for, then returned home to kick back, drink more, and watch Cheers. (Yeah, I'm that old.)
Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:42 PM (XAYDB)
++++++++++++
At my school, it was called "Thirsty Thursday" for a reason...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:43 PM (hYcqw)

224 But the takeoff would then be the "In Flight Entertainment".


You're not supposed to, but I always put the seat back on takeoff. It increases the sensation of a more vertical ascent.

If anybody gives me a hard time, I will self-identify as "Laika", my own haevier than air support animal.

Posted by: Miklos, wheels up! at March 21, 2019 10:43 PM (zCyNd)

225 I can tell you are doing fine in your new marriage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 10:05 PM (u82oZ)


Yes--I'm very happy for you!
Posted by: Ladyl

Well, thanks for the good wishes. Shibumi and I are actually pretty happy, although we aren't living together yet.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:44 PM (S6Pax)

226 He doesn't have his choppers in?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 10:43 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++
This makes sense. The chili on the floor was a result of a tantrum because he didn't have his teeth.

At the HQ, we solve mysteries.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:44 PM (hYcqw)

227 You think that... until the sun goes down, and the ritual begins.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (5aX2M)

It's when the drumming.....stops.

Posted by: Miklos, out in the cornfield at March 21, 2019 10:44 PM (zCyNd)

228 ODU is at least rebounding pretty damn good against a Big "10" team.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:44 PM (XAYDB)

229 iirc They were trained by the Ruskies and they are not cowards.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (ePWRo)

Hard for them to get home if the USN and USAF decide not.

I doubt the locals like them much.

Posted by: Miklos, talking logistics at March 21, 2019 10:45 PM (zCyNd)

230 Shibumi and I are actually pretty happy, although we aren't living together yet.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:44 PM (S6Pax)

have you not managed to lure her into your cave yet?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 10:46 PM (dm05u)

231 And of course Sweet Home Alabama with the Red Army Choir as back-up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzFwhsvFWMM


(Seriously, could you imagine someone saying that there would be an awesome version of "Sweet Home Alabama" by the Soviet Red Army Choir? Back when they were saying that 'Ronny Ray-Gun' was going to nuke everything between home and the playground?)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 10:46 PM (D2IX6)

232 Madeira also keeps well. You can let the bottles get warm, you can ship it around the Atlantic in barrels in the heat of summer, you can do just about anything and it only tastes better and better. Great with cheese.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 21, 2019 10:46 PM (CDW/t)

233 Hard for them to get home if the USN and USAF decide not.

I doubt the locals like them much.
Posted by: Miklos, talking logistics at March 21, 2019 10:45 PM (zCyNd)
+++++++++++
My thought, too. If we have to get involved at all, it sounds like an ideal case for "blockade" - especially with their internal infrastructure collapse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:46 PM (49vFo)

234 Greetings:

RE: George Washigton

I'm currently reading "In the Hurricane's Eye: The Genius of George Washington and the Victory at Yorktown" by Nathaniel Phibrick.

Very worthwhile read as were his "The Last Stand" and "Mayflower".

Posted by: 11B40 at March 21, 2019 10:46 PM (evgyj)

235 Huh - not first.

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2019 10:47 PM (x4a5l)

236 Greetings:

RE: Semper Why

Your video triggered my bayonetophobia.

Posted by: 11B40 at March 21, 2019 10:47 PM (evgyj)

237 And of course Sweet Home Alabama with the Red Army Choir as back-up.

FUN FACT

Each member of the Leningrad Cowboys is a qualified Finnish sniper.

Posted by: Miklos, Fun Fact Guy at March 21, 2019 10:47 PM (zCyNd)

238
Well, thanks for the good wishes. Shibumi and I are actually pretty happy, although we aren't living together yet.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:44 PM (S6Pax)


Will you be living in Ohio or Michigan?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

239 have you not managed to lure her into your cave yet?
Posted by: votermom

I don't think she likes my "cave" very much.

We are going to get a new cave soon. New digs, as it were.
Digs, cave, yeah all that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:48 PM (S6Pax)

240 230 Shibumi and I are actually pretty happy, although we aren't living together yet.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:44 PM (S6Pax)

have you not managed to lure her into your cave yet?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 10:46 PM (dm05u)

What did she mean by this?

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 10:49 PM (tRLIC)

241 so, reclaimed wood, what is that?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

242 What do you think about the "Liberty State" thing?


Totally on board with it but it'll take open rebellion to make it happen ala a Kurt Schliter novel. The state is being morphed into everything is all about supporting the I-5 corridor. The west side sucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 10:50 PM (0tfLf)

243 so, reclaimed wood, what is that?
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Wood, 'repurposed' as...wood.

It's all the rage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:50 PM (CDGwz)

244 Will you be living in Ohio or Michigan?
Posted by: Ladyl


(rolls eyes, looks into the air)

Who knows right now? That's the Sixty four thousand dollar question.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:50 PM (S6Pax)

245 Of course, we never partied like these guys:

Huma! Do you sense a challenge?

Posted by: Hillary! at March 21, 2019 10:50 PM (NpvYf)

246 so, reclaimed wood, what is that?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

When you get home to the wife after a tryst with wassername?

Posted by: Miklos, making a reasonably valiant attempt at March 21, 2019 10:50 PM (zCyNd)

247 Madeira also keeps well. You can let the bottles get
warm, you can ship it around the Atlantic in barrels in the heat of
summer, you can do just about anything and it only tastes better and
better. Great with cheese.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 21, 2019 10:46 PM (CDW/t)

agreed. The real stuff is awesome and woefully underappreciated in this country along with real sherry. The Founder's loved Madeira and that is what they toasted the Declaration of Independence with. And yes, unlike almost every other wine, it lasts a long time once opened. It lasts longer than port by far and even the px sherries.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 10:51 PM (n13/j)

248 Nice, ODU also have five blocks against Purdue already as well.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:51 PM (XAYDB)

249 so, reclaimed wood, what is that?

Comes off an older building. My parents did the den in their house with weathered cypress from an old barn that was being torn down.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 10:51 PM (OMsf+)

250 Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 10:42 PM (Cus5s)

the key is that THEY see us as the enemy.

We see them as wrong, but not an enemy.

That is changing because of THEIR tactics.

Posted by: Don Q at March 21, 2019 10:51 PM (NgKpN)

251 ...You're not supposed to, but I always put the seat back on takeoff. It increases the sensation of a more vertical ascent.

If anybody gives me a hard time, I will self-identify as "Laika", my own haevier than air support animal.

Posted by: Miklos, wheels up! at March 21, 2019 10:43 PM (zCyNd)



Early '90s, flying the home-leg of a Boston to Houston to San Antonio flight.

Departing Houston, there's but three passengers on the MD-80, but the plane has to be repositioned for the next day's schedule, so they didn't scrub the flight.

Taking off from Houston, the pilot seriously put the coals to the boilers, went to max steam pressure and, well...

Let's just say that was one of the more enthusiastic launches (more than a mere "takeoff") I've ever experienced.

I don't know what clearances the Pilot had got from Departure Control, but damn, the angle and rate of climb had to have been kissing the yellow zones on the panel, and the time-to-altitude was "already?!"

Bonus. Flying 1st class back in the real Continental days... the ladies tending to us there were more than generous in handing out the one-ounce-pacifiers.

I deplaned with *all* Bailey's, thankyouverymuch!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 10:51 PM (QzJWU)

252 Just saw a commercial for Lebron's new game show. A person is chased through the streets of LA for a mile. Isn't this racist?

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 10:51 PM (tRLIC)

253 How can a video of women in skintight outfits be so gay?

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 21, 2019 10:51 PM (CDW/t)

254 176 I have heard that there is a tendency for close relatives who do not realize they are related to fall in love.
It's a narcissistic thing - we love our reflection.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot

Here's the song for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAkkLQr2Kjc

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2019 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

255 In case anyone is interested in a mostly musical short film about the production of Delco batteries, glorifying their materials, production methods and skill, I leave this for you:
https://youtu.be/rcfl7qYqXLw

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:51 PM (49vFo)

256 Also, in recent years Cuba has had to resort to all kinds of distasteful (to a Communist) measures to make up for the shortfall in payments from its destitute client state. Venezuelan oil cash was keeping the Cubans limping along, until it wasn't. Things have to be strained between them, by now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:52 PM (5aX2M)

257 I notice nobody cracked a smile, so Semper Why? is an actual cry for help.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 10:52 PM (OiC69)

258


Has anybody ever referred to a "writer" for the Bulwark as a Bulkhead?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)

259 Just saw a commercial for Lebron's new game show. A person is chased through the streets of LA for a mile. Isn't this racist?
Posted by: literally serious


Lebron's fame may be about to flicker away. He seems to have disappointed his new Laker fans. This may be a big negative impact on his "next" career. Heh.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (S6Pax)

260 230 Shibumi and I are actually pretty happy, although we aren't living together yet.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:44 PM (S6Pax)


I know jobs, and leases, and mortgages do drive things - but please choose Michigan - because.

No, really - because.

(I really love Michigan; yes indeed I do.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (D2IX6)

261 Madeira?

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA5MAF6NDsk

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (XAYDB)

262 The problem for the Marines is not the Venezuelan Army but the 20,000 Cuban military personnel there.

iirc They were trained by the Ruskies and they are not cowards.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (ePWRo)

******

Saddam's Army was as well.
The Cubans would fold in any major conflict. Poor leadership and no experience against a first world combined arms force.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (0tfLf)

263 so, reclaimed wood is not when your wife walks in on her sister blowing you, beats her sister, then finishes her sisters works?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (MTjB1)

264 213 The problem for the Marines is not the Venezuelan Army but the 20,000 Cuban military personnel there.

iirc They were trained by the Ruskies and they are not cowards.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 10:41 PM (ePWRo)


True but also never been tested against a first line opponent. Wonder how a mostly infantry force would fare against a USMC combined arms op?

Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (vqIkG)

265 pretty interesting on the Boeing problem. They say it was not a software problem ... but it sorta was because they still plan a software fix. But the reason for the first software fix was because of economic and hardware issues.

Boeing (they said) sold an option package with an extra monitor in case one went bad and got a bad reading (which may have started the problem in the crashes). Planes with the extra monitor have never crashed ... sounds like they need three monitors, and not as an option.


iirc, Trump just closed a deal with Vietnam when he was there, for a bunch of Boeing new planes ... the same plane.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (Cus5s)

266
Doris Day will be 97 in two weeks.


Or will she??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (xvH+/)

267 Bert G. Just looked up the flag, that is pretty awesome!I'll have to look up a source next week when I'm over there.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 10:54 PM (LOq4H)

268 So what is the jist of that 737 Max 8 post?

Daring engineering and lack of training on new systems?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 10:54 PM (+gElT)

269 Wood, 'repurposed' as...wood.

It's all the rage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:50 PM (CDGwz)
+++++++++++++
I have seen it mostly for exotic, restricted, or hard-to-produce materials that you can't get otherwise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:54 PM (49vFo)

270 Thursday was when me and my buds would first go to the local pizza joint, eat pep and bacon pizza, watch reruns on the tube, drink pitchers of beer (excepting me: I was straightedge back then, though) that the staff conveniently didn't care about carding for, then returned home to kick back, drink more, and watch Cheers. (Yeah, I'm that old.)
Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:42 PM (XAYDB)

Yes, my friends and I would get together to watch Cheers followed by Hillstreet Blues at one of my friends apartments. Ran into my physics teacher one evening on the elevator, he looked at us carrying all this beer, and said I guess you won't be in class tomorrow. Turned out he liked those shows, too. He also like single malt scotch and was recently divorced. The things you learn, teachers are people, too.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 10:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

271
Norman Lloyd, still alive at 104.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 10:55 PM (xvH+/)

272 ace can assemble the shelves on ShiBozo's new digs

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 10:55 PM (dm05u)

273 I read a number of biographies of the founding
fathers years ago and Madeira kept coming up quite frequently. They
drank it a lot. According to the internet it's made on islands off the
coast of Africa that Portugal controls to this day. I don't know if
there was trading agreement with the colonies/Early America with them or
what, but they had plenty of that stuff to toss down.



Also it's fortified wine. Probably the Founding Fathers would've been impressed with MD 20/20 and Boone's Farm.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2019 09:58 PM (4ErVI)

Madeira is an actual island, it is part of Portugal. It is in the middle of the Atlantic. I assume the ships stopped there to get fresh water, deliver whatever, and of course load up on wine.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 10:55 PM (n13/j)

274 I'd bet 50 bucks that that "gay couple finds out they're twins" story will turn out to be fake news in a few.

I said it was satire in the post!

Posted by: Weirddave at March 21, 2019 10:55 PM (CTvSA)

275 Bert G. Just looked up the flag, that is pretty awesome!I'll have to look up a source next week when I'm over there.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 10:54 PM (LOq4H)

You can get it from libertystate.org

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 10:55 PM (OMsf+)

276 Things have to be strained between them, by now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:52 PM (5aX2M)

The story is that Maduro is basically a hostage. He can't run for exile somewhere, because the Cubans won't let him. What remains to be gotten out of Venezuela, the Cubans plan to get.

Posted by: Miklos, more reliable than most, or at least some at March 21, 2019 10:56 PM (zCyNd)

277

Who knows right now? That's the Sixty four thousand dollar question.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:50 PM (S6Pax)


At least you will finally be together full time!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 10:56 PM (TdMsT)

278 so, reclaimed wood is not when your wife walks in on her sister blowing you, beats her sister, then finishes her sisters works?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (MTjB1)
+++++++++++
Ever considered making films? You know, like "art films?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:56 PM (49vFo)

279 I had to borrow money to get out of Spokane. I don't even like driving through it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 21, 2019 10:58 PM (Lqy/e)

280
Olivia de Havilland will be, or might be, 103 in July.

Trivia: Who was Olivia de Havilland's sister?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 10:58 PM (xvH+/)

281 I have seen it mostly for exotic, restricted, or hard-to-produce materials that you can't get otherwise.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:

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Nah, man... that's rich guy stuff. And it's a crazy business full of interesting people.

What they're talking about with reclaimed wood in the lady-pornos these days is just old tumbledown barnwood, railroad ties, etc, that they mill and resell for interior finishes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:58 PM (5aX2M)

282 iirc, Trump just closed a deal with Vietnam when he was there, for a bunch of Boeing new planes ... the same plane.

Just make sure that "optional" redundant sensor (that goes bad) is included.

Sure, you can patch it, but it's a kludge. The fallback should be, "wake up and take over! Something strange is happening"

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 10:58 PM (DCYln)

283 Yes, my friends and I would get together to watch Cheers followed by Hillstreet Blues at one of my friends apartments. Ran into my physics teacher one evening on the elevator, he looked at us carrying all this beer, and said I guess you won't be in class tomorrow. Turned out he liked those shows, too. He also like single malt scotch and was recently divorced. The things you learn, teachers are people, too.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 10:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

--Oh yeah, a history prof was a regular at the same pizza joint we frequented. Probably more of a regular than us.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM (XAYDB)

284 And here is something else ere I go to bed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fy3tSim3to

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM (D2IX6)

285 Saddam's Army was as well.
The Cubans would fold in any major conflict. Poor leadership and no experience against a first world combined arms force.
Posted by: Diogenes

I think a modern land army with no air support or air cover is just a lot of casualties waiting to happen.

Cubans in Venezuela could be just so many dead Cubans, if the Air Force/Naval aviation wanted it to be so.

I think our best move could be to just ask them sling arms and get on a boat to Cuba.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM (S6Pax)

286 ...True but also never been tested against a first line opponent. Wonder how a mostly infantry force would fare against a USMC combined arms op?

Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (vqIkG)



Different era, but the Cubans did not lack for courage in the fight in Grenada.

What they lacked for was modern equipment, ENOUGH equipment, reliable communications and competent leadership above the NCO level.

But fight, they did.

While I'm in the camp that a modern Marine Combined Arms Force would grind up the 20k Cubans in Venezuela, I'm also in the camp that the Cubans will put up one helluva fight.

At least for a while, but likely a bit longer than Saddamn's Republican Guard.

The enemy always has a say in your battle plans.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM (QzJWU)

287 Lt Col Richard 'Dick' Cole, last surviving Doolittle Raider, is apparently still going strong at 103+ years of age.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM (+gElT)

288 if your reclaimed wood is from old growth forests that's top quality

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM (dm05u)

289 Can't wait for the next season of Claws on TNT!

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM (tRLIC)

290 What they're talking about with reclaimed wood in the lady-pornos these days is just old tumbledown barnwood, railroad ties, etc, that they mill and resell for interior finishes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 10:58 PM (5aX2M)
++++++++++
Ah. Well, I hope it's pretty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:00 PM (49vFo)

291 ace can assemble the shelves on ShiBozo's new digs
Posted by: votermom


Please.......We don't need that kind of help.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 11:00 PM (S6Pax)

292 Shit, ODU not shooting for shit the last few minutes.


Speaking of, back to the Jets game . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 11:00 PM (XAYDB)

293 If you want to try a good Madeira, you will drop at least $20 and easily up to $50 for regular production. There are older ones but no need to go crazy unless you want to.

The Rare Wine Co. has Madeiras named after Colonial cities like Charleston and Savannah. They are supposed to be different styles most popular in those cities way back when.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 11:01 PM (n13/j)

294 Oh yeah, a history prof was a regular at the same pizza joint we frequented. Probably more of a regular than us.
Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM (XAYDB)

Nice! It was my senior year in high school.

*hides under chair*

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 11:01 PM (Rz2Nc)

295 Happy belated Birthday, Mr. H !

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2019 11:01 PM (x4a5l)

296 279
I had to borrow money to get out of Spokane. I don't even like driving through it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau
Heh, I love the area and Spokane, but I've always said, the only thing you'll miss going east of the Cascades is a good paying job.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 11:01 PM (LOq4H)

297 In case anyone is interested in a mostly musical short film about the production of Delco batteries, glorifying their materials, production methods and skill, I leave this for you:
https://youtu.be/rcfl7qYqXLw
Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------

*Very* cool. I have a friend who is still with the remnant of Delco.

Little known fact: The founder's name was Frank Delco.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:02 PM (xSo9G)

298


Ok Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Gotta get up early and take B'Gal to another daktari appt.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 21, 2019 11:02 PM (HaL55)

299 the same pizza joint we frequented. Probably more of a regular than us.
Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM (XAYDB)

Nice! It was my senior year in high school.

*hides under chair*
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at M



you were 21 in hs?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 11:02 PM (MTjB1)

300 Just make sure that "optional" redundant sensor (that goes bad) is included.

Sure, you can patch it, but it's a kludge. The fallback should be, "wake up and take over! Something strange is happening"
Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 10:58 PM (DCYln)

---------------------

Yeah, this. Apparently an obvious manual override option to to the elevator control software was just that....optional for an additional cost. Make it standard and teach the pilots how to FLY the freaking thing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 11:02 PM (ffYR/)

301 i didn't listen - what are the two women talking about
and what is the weird arm stuff about?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 11:03 PM (dm05u)

302 I think our best move could be to just ask them sling arms and get on a boat to Cuba.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM

*******

Concur. Unless we see a build up of support force from a third party.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 11:03 PM (0tfLf)

303 Ever considered making films? You know, like "art films?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at M




Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

304 *Very* cool. I have a friend who is still with the remnant of Delco.

Little known fact: The founder's name was Frank Delco.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:02 PM (xSo9G)
++++++++
I figured it was the guy's name, but didn't know the other half of it. Which remnant?

GM did a lot of really interesting films. Ford's films were better IMO, but there are fewer of them (or fewer survived to the public domain).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:03 PM (49vFo)

305 274
I'd bet 50 bucks that that "gay couple finds out they're twins" story will turn out to be fake news in a few.



I said it was satire in the post!

Posted by: Weirddave


Yea, satire, for now.

In about 6 months it will become fact with legislation protecting this Brave New Lifestyle Choice, H8r!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 11:04 PM (WNAuL)

306 G'night, backwardsboy!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:04 PM (49vFo)

307 288
if your reclaimed wood is from old growth forests that's top quality

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot
Friend grew up in Aberdeen Wa. he would go in the woods and dismantle old log flumes. All old growth cedar/fir. Made incredible furniture out of it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 11:05 PM (LOq4H)

308 Concur. Unless we see a build up of support force from a third party.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 11:03 PM (0tfLf)

Bom Dieu!

Posted by: Presidente Jair Bolsonaro at March 21, 2019 11:05 PM (zCyNd)

309 mac's motor city garage has a shitload of old detroit and other manufacterers films. good stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

310 Time for bed, 'night y'all.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 11:07 PM (OMsf+)

311 mac's motor city garage has a shitload of old detroit and other manufacterers films. good stuff.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 11:06 PM (KP5rU)
++++++++++
Where does one find this?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:07 PM (49vFo)

312 G'night, Bert!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:07 PM (49vFo)

313 you were 21 in hs?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 11:02 PM (MTjB1)

LOL, No.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

314 "Daring engineering and lack of training on new systems?"

they saved some money using the old frame, jerry-rigged it in a sense, to make it work. Overcame issues with a software fix, but that led to other issues. Not sure why the vane was maybe prone to fail, but when it did, it took experienced response in fairly short order.

The fact they sold the "fix" as an option doesn't sound so good. So now if one vane disagrees with another, pilots will know quickly. But still need to be prepared for a response that should not be needed if the airframe and engines had been designed together.

I'm no pilot, had just watched a few videos on this issue. Another video guy said he thought pilots had gotten a little lazy because computers do so much of the flying ... I have no idea, but would correspond to other things in American life.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 11:07 PM (Cus5s)

315 At least for a while, but likely a bit longer than Saddamn's Republican Guard.

The enemy always has a say in your battle plans.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

*******

Yup.
Enemy gets a vote.

Terrain alone would make any effort in Venezuela take longer than Desert Storm. Further, the Cubans can fight. And you've identified the key
weaknesses. It would be a win. But as with everything anymore, is there a plan for after the ceasefire?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 11:07 PM (0tfLf)

316 Must watch. Another Day in Trump's America

https://youtu.be/p8_EoMmuqVU

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:08 PM (t6MX/)

317 Where does one find this?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:07 PM (49vFo)

macsmotorcitygarage.com would be a good start.

Posted by: helpful Miklos at March 21, 2019 11:08 PM (zCyNd)

318 On a happier note, congrats on the nuptials!
Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 10:26 PM

--

Thank you so much Bert G!

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 11:08 PM (zY+5G)

319 Goodnight peeps going to bed!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 11:08 PM (Rz2Nc)

320 311: macsmotorcitygarage.com

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

321 301 i didn't listen - what are the two women talking about
and what is the weird arm stuff about?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 11:03 PM (dm05u)

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Don't have babies, you're not helping if you do, get an abortion instead.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:09 PM (RU4sa)

322 Thanks, Miklos and Hugo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:09 PM (49vFo)

323 When I lived in Spokane, you'd see your co-workers in the plasma center at night. It was the only way to make ends meet.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 21, 2019 11:09 PM (Lqy/e)

324 Night EB.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 11:09 PM (ffYR/)

325

I have a ginormous wiener.

That's true.

Posted by: Just Sayin at March 21, 2019 11:09 PM (1/dnM)

326 274 I'd bet 50 bucks that that "gay couple finds out they're twins" story will turn out to be fake news in a few.
I said it was satire in the post!
Posted by: Weirddave at March 21, 2019 10:55 PM (CTvSA)


Searches Constitution for "the right to be stupid"...
Coming up blank...
Wait. It's a "living document," yes?

Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2019 11:10 PM (ed8K1)

327 good stuff, mannix.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

328 re: 737 Max 8

Here is a doozy with 1950s high tech. The ventral speed brake on the F-100 Super Sabre was not supposed to deploy if the plane was carrying a centerline tank because the center cut-out was not wide enough on the speed brake. There was this micro-switch who's job that was. It NEVER worked properly and many speed brakes crunched into tanks. So they widened the cut-out so it would clear the center store.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:10 PM (+gElT)

329 Ah. Well, I hope it's pretty.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:00

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But Joe - You get all of that, and more!

If you go to a certain one of my vendors, you get a code on your order. When punched into a website, it reveals exactly which tumbledown barn your new interior finishes were milled from.

It's totally awesome, and worth the money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 11:10 PM (5aX2M)

330 AWTW........are you here in Colorado?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:10 PM (c1nDO)

331 earches Constitution for "the right to be stupid"...
Coming up blank...
Wait. It's a "living document," yes?
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2019 11:10 PM (ed8K1)

The Constitution. It's got electrolytes and shit.

Posted by: Millennial Miklos at March 21, 2019 11:11 PM (zCyNd)

332 Maybe I should have said it was the only legal way to make ends meet.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 21, 2019 11:11 PM (Lqy/e)

333 ++++++++
I figured it was the guy's name, but didn't know the other half of it. Which remnant?

GM did a lot of really interesting films. Ford's films were better IMO, but there are fewer of them (or fewer survived to the public domain).
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Uh...sorry...it was a joke, that didn't work. Dayton Electric Company. DELCO. 'Frank' is just a joke.

Friend's company was called Delphi, last I heard. Mostly supplying electronic components to GM, which is no surprise since they were spun off from same.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:11 PM (CDGwz)

334 The enemy always has a say in your battle plans.

Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 10:59 PM (QzJWU)

This is also true which is why the plan should not be one that includes fighting fair. If your plan is anything other than Patton approved, you should not be making any plans.

Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at March 21, 2019 11:11 PM (vqIkG)

335 That's trooo. Now let me get back to working my jackoff muscles.

Posted by: Whacko Leftist at March 21, 2019 11:11 PM (+3Y8+)

336 WDS !

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

337 Doris Day will be 97 in two weeks.


Is she gonna run for Prez as a Dem too ?

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2019 11:12 PM (x4a5l)

338 323
When I lived in Spokane, you'd see your co-workers in the plasma center at night. It was the only way to make ends meet.

Posted by: Notsothoreau

Sperm bank pays better, till they find out ya had a vasectomy and were just using the free porn...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 11:12 PM (LOq4H)

339 If you go to a certain one of my vendors, you get a code on your order. When punched into a website, it reveals exactly which tumbledown barn your new interior finishes were milled from.

It's totally awesome, and worth the money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 11:10 PM (5aX2M)
+++++++++
Look, if you're going to harvest free-range wood, you want to know where it comes from. This is not difficult. I only eat beef from cows that pose for pictures in their bucolic pastures and do brief video interviews about how much they love being cattle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:12 PM (49vFo)

340
The Constitution. It's got electrolytes and shit.
Posted by: Millennial Miklos
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Electrolytes? You want electrolytes? We got 'em.

Posted by: Frank Delco at March 21, 2019 11:13 PM (CDGwz)

341 Fuck, Knights are rolling. 3-0.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 11:13 PM (XAYDB)

342 Get the Organization of American States to declare Maduro's government has to go, Trump pledges an MEU to the multi-national force, and then let OAS reorganize the country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:13 PM (+gElT)

343
Don't have babies, you're not helping if you do, get an abortion instead.
Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:09 PM (RU4sa)

*scratches head*
yeah, sure, they seem like good life advisers

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 11:14 PM (dm05u)

344 Scientists grow a brain in a petri dish.

Dems await transplant.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ytrlxt

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:14 PM (RU4sa)

345 Uh...sorry...it was a joke, that didn't work. Dayton Electric Company. DELCO. 'Frank' is just a joke.

Friend's company was called Delphi, last I heard. Mostly supplying electronic components to GM, which is no surprise since they were spun off from same.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:11 PM (CDGwz)
++++++++++++
Delphi ended up with most of Delco's automotive business, so no surprise there.

Now that you mention it, I *knew* that Delco was Dayton Electric. Now I feel like a fool and am deeply ashamed of myself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:14 PM (49vFo)

346 Friend's company was called Delphi, last I heard



We made out like crazy shorting Delphi stock. Insider trading? Please. Like we didn't see that coming.

Posted by: The Delphic Oracles at March 21, 2019 11:14 PM (zCyNd)

347 I read years ago that Jack had "Upstairs coke" and "Downstairs coke" in his house.

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2019 11:14 PM (x4a5l)

348 Searches Constitution for "the right to be stupid"...
Coming up blank...
--------

Check under 'emanations'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:14 PM (CDGwz)

349 Y5!

Bebe!

Sorry for posting erratically earlier......watching the Avs beat up the Stars.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:14 PM (c1nDO)

350 A petri-brain?

Just the right fit for Doll Eyes Alex and Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:15 PM (+gElT)

351 316 Must watch. Another Day in Trump's America

https://youtu.be/p8_EoMmuqVU
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:08 PM (t6MX/)

excellent!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 11:15 PM (dm05u)

352 I'm no pilot, had just watched a few videos on this issue. Another video guy said he thought pilots had gotten a little lazy because computers do so much of the flying ... I have no idea, but would correspond to other things in American life.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 11:07 PM (Cus5s)

I'd believe that, I've worked in computer automation most of my professional life. It wouldn't be the first time the human that was supposed to watching wasn't. When things go well, the watching is boring, but when it fails it's spectacular.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)

353 Sorry for posting erratically earlier......watching the Avs beat up the Stars.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the s




which one is your sister?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 11:15 PM (MTjB1)

354 Now that you mention it, I *knew* that Delco was Dayton Electric. Now I feel like a fool and am deeply ashamed of myself.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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I rely on people's short term memory being bad. I only have so many jokes, and must repeat them fairly often.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:16 PM (CDGwz)

355 ...This is also true which is why the plan should not be one that includes fighting fair. If your plan is anything other than Patton approved, you should not be making any plans.

Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at March 21, 2019 11:11 PM (vqIkG)



Please nail this to the doors of the Pentagon, along with your other ninety*mumble* Theses?

Appreciated!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 11:16 PM (QzJWU)

356 Electrolytes? You want electrolytes? We got 'em.
Posted by: Frank Delco at March 21, 2019 11:13 PM (CDGwz)

I know a GREAT guy for electrolysis.

Posted by: Micheal O. at March 21, 2019 11:16 PM (zCyNd)

357 Night EB.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 11:09 PM (ffYR/)

Thanks, I was trying to say goodnight to a few people leaving, I'm up for another 45 minutes or so.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)

358 in case Bete checks in - been praying for you

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 11:18 PM (dm05u)

359 My sister? Y5?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:18 PM (c1nDO)

360 Just the right fit for Doll Eyes Alex and Joey Bidet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:15 PM (+gElT)

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Yeah, after reading the article, not such a good idea after all.

Donkey Chompers + Frankenbrain = untold horrors

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:18 PM (RU4sa)

361 Delphi ended up with most of Delco's automotive business, so no surprise there.

Now that you mention it, I *knew* that Delco was Dayton Electric. Now I feel like a fool and am deeply ashamed of myself.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Dayton Electric Company was founded by Charles Kettering, who, among other things, invented the electric self starter. That got him the door prize of being bought out by GM sometime in the 19-teens, and became a member of the Board of Directors of GM.

Dayton Electric Company became Delco, and the rest is history.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 11:19 PM (S6Pax)

362 My sister? Y5?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at M




Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 11:19 PM (MTjB1)

363 Hopefully Airbus has fixed this by now...

But their A330 and A340 computers had like three modes - CPU in Control, CPU partially in control, and Here Have It! And the bad thing is the flight systems would not tell you which mode you were in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:19 PM (+gElT)

364 Trivia: Who was Olivia de Havilland's sister?

-
Scarlet O'Hara?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 11:19 PM (+y/Ru)

365 SMH, how can it get worse since she already has Abby's brain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:20 PM (+gElT)

366
1. Biden picks Tank Abrams
2. They get elected and beat Trump
3. Biden steps down because whitemanbad
4. President Tank Abrams and VP Pelosi


Just kill me

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 11:20 PM (tRLIC)

367 Joan Fontaine

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 11:21 PM (o1fzk)

368 I rely on people's short term memory being bad. I only have so many jokes, and must repeat them fairly often.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:16 PM (CDGwz)

Tell the last one again! I don't remember what it was, but it was funny (I think).

Posted by: Short term Miklos at March 21, 2019 11:21 PM (zCyNd)

369 Joan Fontaine.

They took sibling rivalry to another level.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:21 PM (RU4sa)

370 No, Y5 Chu, Chi, and Slap declared that I was their sidekick

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:21 PM (c1nDO)

371 " The dragon has been slain, but to admit that would be to admit to the
world that all they're doing is charging their nags at windmills."


Really, they're running around acting like these little geckos are the dragon, and they must mobilize the countryside and don their majestic plate armor before engaging them.

(The geckos are the remaining real racists. Small, ineffective, no power, and they certainly can't hurt anyone.)

Posted by: GWB at March 21, 2019 11:21 PM (7kVu3)

372 Dayton Electric Company was founded by Charles Kettering, who, among other things, invented the electric self starter. That got him the door prize of being bought out by GM sometime in the 19-teens, and became a member of the Board of Directors of GM.

Dayton Electric Company became Delco, and the rest is history.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 11:19 PM (S6Pax)
++++++++
Was also a major big-wig at GM R&D after the buyout. And if the name is familiar to you in the East or Midwest, he also posited that modern industrial R&D processes could help in medicine and co-founded the Sloan Kettering cancer research system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:21 PM (49vFo)

373 I fly the Max. If you can ignore the anti-semitic comments, the analysis is spot on.

Posted by: busdrivee at March 21, 2019 11:22 PM (q6Qym)

374 344 Scientists grow a brain in a petri dish.

Dems await transplant.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ytrlxt
Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:14 PM (RU4sa)


I'm trying to work an AOC joke and failing.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:22 PM (t6MX/)

375 365 SMH, how can it get worse since she already has Abby's brain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:20 PM (+gElT)

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Frankenbrain would take over, and she'd be really uncontrollable.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:22 PM (RU4sa)

376 Olivia de Havilland will be, or might be, 103 in July.

Trivia: Who was Olivia de Havilland's sister?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 10:58 PM (xvH+/)


Joan Fontaine.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 21, 2019 11:22 PM (aS1PU)

377 Tell the last one again! I don't remember what it was, but it was funny (I think).
Posted by: Short term Miklos
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Well, it was on St. Patrick's Day.

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:23 PM (CDGwz)

378
Scarlet O'Hara?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Crystal Gale?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 11:23 PM (beRoM)

379 Trivia: Who was Olivia de Havilland's sister?

Doris Day

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2019 11:23 PM (x4a5l)

380 Just wait until the robot commissars come in to your cell at the DNC Gulag and a video of Alexandria Donkey-Chompers delivers your death sentence.

Posted by: elliot at March 21, 2019 11:23 PM (1PAtI)

381 1. Biden picks Tank Abrams
2. They get elected and beat Trump
3. Biden steps down because whitemanbad
4. President Tank Abrams and VP Pelosi


Just kill me
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 11:20 PM (tRLIC)

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You really shouldn't joke like that.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:23 PM (RU4sa)

382 88 So Jack Nicholson is turning into Marlon Brando?

And is Marlon Brando still alive?


I'm not sure.
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 21, 2019 10:14 PM (zY+5G)


Nope. Can't believe a guy that big lasted that long.

It's hard to imagine Nicholson will actually be banned from courtside for one chili spill. Probably more a case of not knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 21, 2019 11:24 PM (h2Bdk)

383 381; smh! what could go wrong?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 11:24 PM (KP5rU)

384 Tank for America 2020

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 11:24 PM (4knXT)

385 I'm trying to work an AOC joke and failing.

Ya can't go wrong with a Biden joke

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2019 11:25 PM (x4a5l)

386 366--I'm not seeing the "appeal" of Tank Abrams and given Joe Biden's age and medical history, his picking her to be his running mate would obliterate the remote chance (by delivering Pennsylvania?) he would have of beating Trump.


Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 11:25 PM (o1fzk)

387 Sandy Occasional Kortex

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:25 PM (c1nDO)

388 Was also a major big-wig at GM R&D after the buyout. And if the name is familiar to you in the East or Midwest, he also posited that modern industrial R&D processes could help in medicine and co-founded the Sloan Kettering cancer research system.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Kettering was a pretty smart guy, overall.

I once got to visit and tour his house in ...Kettering, Ohio. Suburb of Dayton.

He had an observatory. And a landing field for a seaplane. And a lift for his big dining room table, that allowed it to be prepared, and then elevated into the dining room. And then lowered for cleaning after a big meal.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 11:25 PM (S6Pax)

389 380 Just wait until the robot commissars come in to your cell at the DNC Gulag and a video of Alexandria Donkey-Chompers delivers your death sentence.
Posted by: elliot at March 21, 2019 11:23 PM (1PAtI)


She'll never let robots take jobs from death sentence deliverers.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 21, 2019 11:26 PM (h2Bdk)

390 I've been to Madeira, Funchal, to be precise.
They have sleds on wooden rails and guys drag you up the hill to the winery.
It's like they haven't discovered the wheel yet.
Great ONT!

Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 21, 2019 11:26 PM (w7KSn)

391
Trivia: Who was Olivia de Havilland's sister?

Norman Lloyd

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 11:26 PM (aKsyK)

392 He had an observatory. And a landing field for a seaplane. And a lift for his big dining room table, that allowed it to be prepared, and then elevated into the dining room. And then lowered for cleaning after a big meal.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 11:25 PM (S6Pax)
+++++++++++++
Awesome. I am probably going back to the Cincinnati area later this year, and will see if I can swing up and check it out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:26 PM (49vFo)

393 chavez,

haha.

Seriously though, I'd be praying for a Chinese invasion.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:26 PM (RU4sa)

394 Great ONT!
Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 21, 2019 11:26 PM (w7KSn)
+++++++++++
Yes, and I've been rude and forgot to thank our host. Thanks, WeirdDave!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:27 PM (49vFo)

395 And a lift for his big dining room table, that allowed it to be prepared, and then elevated into the dining room. And then lowered for cleaning after a big meal.

Fat guy, huh ?

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2019 11:27 PM (x4a5l)

396 Kettering was a pretty smart guy, overall.


He had an observatory. And a landing field for a seaplane.


Ok, I'm no genius, but there might be a flaw in the concept here....

Posted by: Miklos, a real head scratcher at March 21, 2019 11:27 PM (zCyNd)

397 Alfred Sloan was the electric starter guy, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 11:27 PM (4knXT)

398 Beto should pick Abrams as running mate
2 losers for the price of one

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 11:27 PM (dm05u)

399 393; preaching to the choir, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

400 And a lift for his big dining room table, that allowed it to be prepared, and then elevated into the dining room. And then lowered for cleaning after a big meal.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 11:25 PM (S6Pax)

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I humbly request that this thread be purged from the Internet, lest my mom stumble upon it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 11:28 PM (5aX2M)

401 Biden picks Tank Abrams
2. They get elected and beat Trump
3. Biden steps down because whitemanbad
4. President Tank Abrams and VP Pelosi


Just kill me
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 11:20 PM (tRLIC)

Would never happen, if your President never name someone that wants the top job the V.P. V.P.s that have become presidents needed the V.P. on their resumes to make it.

Forget all that, it could happen. Fvck

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)

402
Seriously though, I'd be praying for a Chinese invasion.
Posted by: SMH


Why would they cut off the money faucet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 11:28 PM (aKsyK)

403 You guys are impressed with that party? Pfft. It's less than three bottles per person. A whole bunch of that being wine, beer and "alcoholic punch" (unless, of course, there *was* a frat brother there, who put 3 bottles of Everclear in each bowl).
Now, if they put back that many bottles of Old George's Whiskey, THEN I would be impressed.

Posted by: GWB at March 21, 2019 11:28 PM (7kVu3)

404 381 1. Biden picks Tank Abrams
2. They get elected and beat Trump
3. Biden steps down because whitemanbad
4. President Tank Abrams and VP Pelosi


Just kill me
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 11:20 PM (tRLIC)

---

You really shouldn't joke like that.
Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:23 PM (RU4sa)

Not a joke. A terrifying realistic nightmare.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 11:28 PM (tRLIC)

405 Party like you are George Washington!

Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2019 11:28 PM (vzk+c)

406 And of course Sweet Home Alabama with the Red Army Choir as back-up

I thought they got shot down by terrorists as they headed home from a USO type tour of their trips. Fucking waste, they were fun. i was watching for tour dates here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2019 11:29 PM (tUOCc)

407 Awesome. I am probably going back to the Cincinnati area later this year, and will see if I can swing up and check it out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

It's been at least 40 years since I was there, and I got in on kind of a fluke.
I don't know if it is open for tours by the public.

The Wright Brothers home is not that far away, either.
And Carillon Park has a reproduction of the Wright Bicycle shop and the Wright flyer. And you can always kill a good part of the day at the Air Force Museum.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 11:29 PM (S6Pax)

408 392 Mannix

If/when you lock down a timeline, please let me know:

swohmome at mail dot com

I'm in Dayton, would be delighted to buy you a beer.

Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 11:29 PM (EHVbt)

409 352 I'm no pilot, had just watched a few videos on this issue. Another video guy said he thought pilots had gotten a little lazy because computers do so much of the flying ... I have no idea, but would correspond to other things in American life.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 11:07 PM (Cus5s)

I'd believe that, I've worked in computer automation most of my professional life. It wouldn't be the first time the human that was supposed to watching wasn't. When things go well, the watching is boring, but when it fails it's spectacular.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)

AVE (dick in a vise guy) has a good video speculating on a design failure wherein after repeatedly correcting a creeping failure of the angle of attack sensor, the sudden failure resulting in the plane nosediving to earth, requires instant troubleshooting and a three step process to override, as your shitting your pants, and as you are seeing your life flash before your eyes.

Sounded plausible. Could be some amount of pilot error. But it seems a bit of too much to ask of any human, if true that the design was subject to a simple single failure and requiring a complex diagnoses and correction as you are about to slam into the earth.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:30 PM (t6MX/)

410 Little known fact - A experimental Delco battery was installed in a Segway 'scooter', which was kept in an 3rd(?) floor office. Caught fire, set off sprinkler system, flooded building.

Also, how did I miss this? From 2010:

Posted on Monday, Oct 11th, 2010

The death last month of Segway Inc. CEO James Heselden, in a crash while aboard the personal transporter, has highlightedboth the dangers of the two-wheeled conveyance and a new study charting the rise of Segway-related injuries in one Washington, D.C. hospital.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:30 PM (xSo9G)

411 4. President Tank Abrams and VP Pelosi


Just kill me
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 11:20 PM (tRLIC)

Trump would run with that. It would be Harlem Globetrotters time.

Posted by: Miklos, already laughing at March 21, 2019 11:30 PM (zCyNd)

412 Trivia: Who was Olivia de Havilland's sister?

A duck!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 11:30 PM (brgv3)

413 Kettering?

Are we talking about the guy who built for the US during the Great War what would later be called a V-1 or even later a cruise missile?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:30 PM (+gElT)

414 Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 21, 2019 11:26 PM (w7KSn)

In America, the sleds would be for getting *home* from the winery.

Posted by: GWB at March 21, 2019 11:30 PM (7kVu3)

415 >>I'm in Dayton, would be delighted to buy you a beer.

How about a burner phone?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 11:31 PM (aA3+G)

416 Ok, I'm no genius, but there might be a flaw in the concept here....
Posted by: Miklos, a real head scratcher


Okay, the seaplane had wheels for landing on the ground, but also pontoons for landing on the water. I think he flew to Florida a lot.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 11:31 PM (S6Pax)

417 Joan Fontaine.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 21, 2019 11:22 PM (aS1PU)

The guy from The Godfather?

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 11:32 PM (n13/j)

418 Why would China invade?

China needs women! Even Triggly Puff will do in a pinch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:32 PM (+gElT)

419 I'm in Dayton, would be delighted to buy you a beer.
Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 11:29 PM (EHVbt)
++++++++++++++
That would be awesome! My folks are looking to retire, and Southern Ohio is on the shortlist, so we're gonna go back and look more closely at various parts. May I send you an E-Mail to pick your brain on that topic at some point?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:32 PM (49vFo)

420 The death last month of Segway Inc. CEO James Heselden, in a crash while aboard the personal transporter, has highlightedboth the dangers of the two-wheeled conveyance

He fell off a cliff. You can do that on two feet, or even just one.

Posted by: Miklos, off the ledge at March 21, 2019 11:32 PM (zCyNd)

421 415 MisHum

Well that, too.

Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 11:33 PM (EHVbt)

422 Are we talking about the guy who built for the US during the Great War what would later be called a V-1 or even later a cruise missile?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Yeah, that one is hanging from the ceiling at the Air Force Museum.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 11:33 PM (S6Pax)

423 Okay, the seaplane had wheels for landing on the ground, but also pontoons for landing on the water. I think he flew to Florida a lot.

They have land AND water there.

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2019 11:33 PM (x4a5l)

424 384 Tank for America 2020
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 11:24 PM (4knXT)

Make America Tank Again.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:33 PM (t6MX/)

425 Sleds in Funchal, it is a lovely island.
So anachronistic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew91LEUQGlg

Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 21, 2019 11:33 PM (w7KSn)

426 Why would you be segwaying close to a cliff in the first place?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 11:33 PM (brgv3)

427 419 Awesome Hair Guy

Of course!!

swohmome at mail dot com

Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 11:34 PM (EHVbt)

428 AVE (dick in a vise guy) has a good video speculating on a design failure wherein after repeatedly correcting a creeping failure of the angle of attack sensor, the sudden failure resulting in the plane nosediving to earth, requires instant troubleshooting and a three step process to override, as your shitting your pants, and as you are seeing your life flash before your eyes.

Sounded plausible. Could be some amount of pilot error. But it seems a bit of too much to ask of any human, if true that the design was subject to a simple single failure and requiring a complex diagnoses and correction as you are about to slam into the earth.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:30 PM (t6MX/)

Oh, I wouldn't rule out bad programming. I've seen plenty of both. It's generally called computer error, because computers just make errors, not do just what they are instructed to do.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 11:34 PM (Rz2Nc)

429 I don't think guilt- tripping white voters into electing a black candidate President is going to work again. Been there done that.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 11:34 PM (o1fzk)

430 Okay, the seaplane had wheels for landing on the ground, but also pontoons for landing on the water. I think he flew to Florida a lot.

Those drugs do not run themselves, you know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 11:34 PM (brgv3)

431 384
Tank for America 2020

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 11:24 PM (4knXT)


better:Tank America 2020

Posted by: GWB at March 21, 2019 11:34 PM (7kVu3)

432 Growing brains in petri dishes...

Now creating liquid metal, aka T1000.

Really, Science?

That much in a hurry to destroy us all?

https://tinyurl.com/yyycehzz

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (RU4sa)

433 swohmome at mail dot com
Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 11:34 PM (EHVbt)
+++++++++
Thank you :-)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (49vFo)

434 418 Why would China invade?

China needs women! Even Triggly Puff will do in a pinch.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:32 PM (+gElT)


As a man I completely disagree
There is no amount of alcohol that would make a human male screw that creature

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)

435 16
"She's a faith healer for horses."



If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 09:57 PM (t+qrx)
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Used to tell the comely lasses I worked with retarded dolphins. Never really got anywhere with it.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (DveAR)

436 Make America Tank Again, Hola Amigos Reconquista Indeed.

MATA HARI

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (+gElT)

437 he death last month of Segway Inc. CEO James
Heselden, in a crash while aboard the personal transporter, has
highlightedboth the dangers of the two-wheeled conveyance



He fell off a cliff. You can do that on two feet, or even just one.

Posted by: Miklos, off the ledge at March 21, 2019 11:32 PM (zCyNd)

That actually happened? Remember when the Segway was a huge secret that was going to change the world as we knew it? I still have not ridden one.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (n13/j)

438 Joan Fontaine.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 21, 2019 11:22 PM (aS1PU)

The guy from The Godfather?
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 11:32 PM (n13/j)


Frankie was their brother.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (aS1PU)

439 He fell off a cliff. You can do that on two feet, or even just one.
Posted by: Miklos
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No batteries required.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (xSo9G)

440

In the tank for Tank!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (aKsyK)

441 *SIGH*

4-0 Vegas

Jets will just have to take one in the nuts, I guess.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (XAYDB)

442 429 I don't think guilt- tripping white voters into electing a black candidate President is going to work again. Been there done that.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 11:34 PM (o1fzk)

I think you misunderestimate the idiots of which we have an abundant supply.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (brgv3)

443 Yes, CBD's j.v. rant this morning was epic. Well done.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (EZebt)

444 I don't think guilt- tripping white voters into electing a black candidate President is going to work again. Been there done that.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 11:34 PM (o1fzk)
+++++++++++++
But this time it's a black *woman!*

Also, if Tank somehow gets elected, I'm gonna get tanked and likely stay that way until my liver gets me. With how bad that'd be, I will unlikely not outlive her administration...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (49vFo)

445 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

http://tinyurl.com/y4xa4ota

http://tinyurl.com/y6elr346

http://tinyurl.com/y3jkanbr

http://tinyurl.com/y5g4zw5y

http://tinyurl.com/y22xhoy3

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (0Ntuf)

446 433 Mannix

De nada

Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (EHVbt)

447 There is no amount of alcohol that would make a human male screw that creature
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)

It would have to be a team effort.

Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing or buying a sack of flour at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (zCyNd)

448 Karlsson scores. 5-0 just like that.

I hope there's enough booze here.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 11:37 PM (XAYDB)

449
He fell off a cliff. You can do that on two feet, or even just one.
Posted by: Miklos
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Does ACME make Segways?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 11:37 PM (aKsyK)

450 420 The death last month of Segway Inc. CEO James Heselden, in a crash while aboard the personal transporter, has highlightedboth the dangers of the two-wheeled conveyance

He fell off a cliff. You can do that on two feet, or even just one.
Posted by: Miklos, off the ledge at March 21, 2019 11:32 PM (zCyNd)

---

Wasn't that a couple of years ago?

He also came up with HESCO barriers.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 11:37 PM (RU4sa)

451 Thanks, kbdabear! I was thinking that "the thing that makes Thursdays worth it" was on hiatus

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:37 PM (49vFo)

452 As a man I completely disagree
There is no amount of alcohol that would make a human male screw that creature
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)

Rather, the amount of alcohol required would make such a venture doomed from the beginning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 11:37 PM (brgv3)

453 Does ACME make Segways?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 11:37 PM (aKsyK)

The ACME rocket-powered Segway was withdrawn after a number of unfortunate incidents.

Posted by: Miklos, not from ACME legal department at March 21, 2019 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

454
Rather, the amount of alcohol required would make such a venture doomed from the beginning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Self defeating.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 11:39 PM (xSo9G)

455 It's hard to imagine Nicholson will actually be banned from courtside for one chili spill. Probably more a case of not knowing when to keep your mouth shut.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 21, 2019 11:24 PM (h2Bdk)


Ummm... That chili was loaded with onions...

Posted by: Average Guy at March 21, 2019 11:39 PM (LMcFk)

456 I guess I can envision a scenario where Biden could win, but what's he gonna run on? That Trump is a racist Nazi, pussy-grabbing con man? How is this different than what they've been saying for three years? Is he gonna run on the economy? The economy's great!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 11:39 PM (o1fzk)

457 447 There is no amount of alcohol that would make a human male screw that creature
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)

It would have to be a team effort.
Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing or buying a sack of flour at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (zCyNd)

Geez. Miklos manages to make the vision even worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 11:39 PM (brgv3)

458 447 There is no amount of alcohol that would make a human male screw that creature
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)

It would have to be a team effort.
Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing or buying a sack of flour at March 21, 2019 11:36 PM (zCyNd)

They have like half a billion excess dudes or something. Someone's bound to hit a hole in one. Simple law of huge numbers.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:40 PM (t6MX/)

459 AirForce museum is free to the Public, and the AirForce 1 planes is a must see. They have all of them and when the current 747 are retired they have room to add one.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (dKiJG)

460 So can I post?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (c1nDO)

461 They have like half a billion excess dudes or something. Someone's bound to hit a hole in one. Simple law of huge numbers.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:40 PM (t6MX/)

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And have you seen them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (4knXT)

462 Don't they pay by the pound in China?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (t6MX/)

463 Whew

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (c1nDO)

464 triggleypuff, somewhere, out there is a guy who would whip that ass with a radio antenna. then, a bag of flour, etc.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

465 They have like half a billion excess dudes or something. Someone's bound to hit a hole in one. Simple law of huge numbers.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:40 PM (t6MX/)

So you are saying they can write the complete works of Shakespeare?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 11:43 PM (brgv3)

466 460 So can I post?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (c1nDO)


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I'll allow it.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at March 21, 2019 11:43 PM (4knXT)

467 The ACME rocket-powered Segway was withdrawn after a number of unfortunate incidents.
Posted by: Miklos, not from ACME legal department at March 21, 2019 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

Meep Meep!

Posted by: Roadrunner at March 21, 2019 11:43 PM (tUOCc)

468 418
Why would China invade?

China needs women! Even Triggly Puff will do in a pinch.


Posted by: Anna Puma


This will ensure China never invades us.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 11:43 PM (WNAuL)

469 We are now buy Triggry Puff! Also sister!

Can to sell on Stock market!

(is joke for Americans in farm belt)

Posted by: 100 million dateless Chinese guys at March 21, 2019 11:43 PM (zCyNd)

470 My lady died 14 months ago. I finally go called by the coroners office today to tell me the cause of death.

I just want to say, go fuck yourself death. Take the bony finger of yours and shove it up your ass.

Back to regular programming.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 11:43 PM (JgA4k)

471 461 They have like half a billion excess dudes or something. Someone's bound to hit a hole in one. Simple law of huge numbers.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:40 PM (t6MX/)

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And have you seen them?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (4knXT)

--No way those little rice dinks can get past all that cellulite.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 11:44 PM (XAYDB)

472 Biden wouldnt last 6 months in office. The SJW mobs would run him out and he would white knight putting Tank in as POTUS becoming a hero of the Left. And VP Pelosi for the Left old guard.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 11:44 PM (tRLIC)

473 467 The ACME rocket-powered Segway was withdrawn after a number of unfortunate incidents.
Posted by: Miklos, not from ACME legal department at March 21, 2019 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

Meep Meep!
Posted by: Roadrunner at March 21, 2019 11:43 PM (tUOCc)

Asshole.

Posted by: Coyote at March 21, 2019 11:44 PM (tUOCc)

474 Don't they pay by the pound in China?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (t6MX/)

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For dog.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at March 21, 2019 11:44 PM (4knXT)

475 459 Patrick

Any Morons interested in touring the Air Force Museum in Fairborn (OH):

Give ma e few week's or so notice, and I will be happy to arrange a special, private tour with an experts on both WWII and Cold War aviation experts.

You buy the beer

Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 11:45 PM (EHVbt)

476 Off, administrative sock

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 11:46 PM (4knXT)

477 Moron meet up at the Air Force Museum?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:46 PM (+gElT)

478 459 AirForce museum is free to the Public, and the AirForce 1 planes is a must see. They have all of them and when the current 747 are retired they have room to add one.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at M

Not all of them. There's one at the Reagan library.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2019 11:47 PM (tUOCc)

479 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

http://tinyurl.com/y3dc2tmx

http://tinyurl.com/y5davzgk

http://tinyurl.com/y6y7khm8

http://tinyurl.com/y4ek82fz

http://tinyurl.com/y44u5jxj

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2019 11:47 PM (0Ntuf)

480 460 So can I post?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (c1nDO)

What did you do WDS?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2019 11:47 PM (tUOCc)

481 So Mrs D is watching one of the Harry Potter movies on the tube.
Harry's in the Room of Requirements. He gets his first shot at snogging Cho. Obviously doing well.
So...why didn't the Room of Reqs conjure up a bed? Or at least a backseat from a 65 Chrysler?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 11:48 PM (0tfLf)

482 Moron meet up at the Air Force Museum?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:46 PM (+gElT)

Nyah?

Posted by: Miklos, aviation aficionado at March 21, 2019 11:48 PM (zCyNd)

483 Wofford is going to beat Seton Hall. Not a major upset but an upset. 1:30 left.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 11:49 PM (WNAuL)

484 So Mrs D is watching one of the Harry Potter movies on the tube.
Harry's in the Room of Requirements. He gets his first shot at snogging Cho. Obviously doing well.
So...why didn't the Room of Reqs conjure up a bed? Or at least a backseat from a 65 Chrysler?
Posted by: Diogenes at M




he went with ruffies

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 11:50 PM (MTjB1)

485 I guess I can envision a scenario where Biden could win, but what's he gonna run on? That Trump is a racist Nazi, pussy-grabbing con man? How is this different than what they've been saying for three years? Is he gonna run on the economy? The economy's great!
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 11:39 PM (o1fzk)

I don't see how he could become the nominee. He doesn't either, thus the Hail Mary, Tank to be V.P.

I think B. Sanders, he has the money to stay to the end, he was screwed over last time, when others drop out, that seems to be where their votes will go.

Red states should pass laws that you can't run as President in one party and Senator in another party and be on the ballot.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 11:50 PM (Rz2Nc)

486 484 he went with ruffies
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 11:50 PM (MTjB1)

points "wand" intones expecto roofies?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 21, 2019 11:52 PM (tUOCc)

487 482 Moron meet up at the Air Force Museum?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:46 PM (+gElT)

Nyah?
Posted by: Miklos, aviation aficionado at March 21, 2019 11:48 PM (zCyNd)

Hell yes! It is a little bit more of a haul for me than it used to be, but I love the Air Force museum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 11:52 PM (brgv3)

488 I wonder if kbdabear is taking applications for an intern slot?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 11:52 PM (0tfLf)

489 Wofford is going to beat Seton Hall. Not a major upset but an upset. 1:30 left.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 11:49 PM (WNAuL)

I have an old shot glass that is graduated every half ounce with the name of one of the colleges in the region. At the top, four ounce mark it says "Wofford Terrier".

If Wofford wins, I may feel obligated.

Posted by: Miklos, honoring tradition at March 21, 2019 11:53 PM (zCyNd)

490 {looks up Wofford U}
Spartanburg, SC. Well good for them! I believe members of The Marshall Tucker Band hailed from Spartanburg.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 11:53 PM (WNAuL)

491 That would be awesome! My folks are looking to retire, and Southern Ohio is on the shortlist, so we're gonna go back and look more closely at various parts. May I send you an E-Mail to pick your brain on that topic at some point?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 11:32 PM (49vFo)

My brother has land in southeastern Ohio be sure to get the mineral rights because of Fracking, If your neighbor starts to drill there's nothing you can do to stop him.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 21, 2019 11:53 PM (dKiJG)

492 Wofford wins.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 11:54 PM (WNAuL)

493 Do they have oysters at the Air Force Museum? They ought to.

Posted by: Miklos, with only the one term and/or condition at March 21, 2019 11:54 PM (zCyNd)

494 481 So Mrs D is watching one of the Harry Potter movies on the tube.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 11:48 PM (0tfLf)

Old Simpsons scene of Ned Flanders reading Harry Potter to his sons;

http://tinyurl.com/yxu5qxwk

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2019 11:56 PM (0Ntuf)

495 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 11:39 PM (brgv3)

No kidding. A whole team?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 11:56 PM (aA3+G)

496 493 Do they have oysters at the Air Force Museum? They ought to.
Posted by: Miklos, with only the one term and/or condition at March 21, 2019 11:54 PM (zCyNd)

No, but they have some stuff at the gift shop. I wore out the last hoodie I got from there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 11:58 PM (brgv3)

497 I believe members of The Marshall Tucker Band hailed from Spartanburg.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 11:53 PM (WNAuL)

Indeed. The eponymous Marshall Tucker was a semi-blind piano tuner (black guy as it was) who most musical people knew and really liked.

Posted by: Miklos, who hated piano lessons at March 21, 2019 11:58 PM (zCyNd)

498 I took my 4 year old son to see the last of the Doolittle Raiders, they had all kind of flyovers and then a b1 bomber.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 21, 2019 11:58 PM (dKiJG)

499 Any Morons interested in touring the Air Force Museum in Fairborn (OH):

Give ma e few week's or so notice, and I will be happy to arrange a special, private tour with an experts on both WWII and Cold War aviation experts.

You buy the beer
Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 11:45 PM (EHVbt)

Hmmmm, that could be interesting.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 12:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

500 Last time I went to there, they had just added a minuteman control room.

The B-36 is just insanely cool.

Valkyrie, ditto.

I even went out to one of the outbuildings and looked at the old prop AF1s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 12:01 AM (brgv3)

501 The Air Force museum is fun for the whole family. If you like planes, it is the best place in the world.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 12:02 AM (RuIsu)

502 The Air Force museum is fun for the whole family. If you like planes, it is the best place in the world.
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 12:02 AM (RuIsu)

Which ones do they let you fly?

Posted by: Miklos, fashioning origami-style pilot's wings at March 22, 2019 12:04 AM (zCyNd)

503 My brother has land in southeastern Ohio be sure to get the mineral rights because of Fracking, If your neighbor starts to drill there's nothing you can do to stop him."

That's probably gonna be true in about all of the oil producing states. The idea is that the state doesn't want to allow one cantankerous owner to ruin everybody else's ability to produce their resources.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 12:04 AM (V2Yro)

504 I think the last time I went was 2007/8.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 12:04 AM (brgv3)

505 460 So can I post?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (c1nDO)

No.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 12:05 AM (V2Yro)

506 I haven't had it in me to drink a handle of Turkey in maybe 13 years. But, young YD could do it, and smoke an eighth of dank too.

I think it would take both, plus a toxic cocktail of mdma, heroin and peyote before I'd consider Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 12:05 AM (5aX2M)

507 Ugh, ODU just needed to shoot 40% and they'd be all over this game.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 12:05 AM (XAYDB)

508 I forgot they just installed they refurbished Memphis Belle at the AirForce museum just last summer.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 12:06 AM (dKiJG)

509 508 I forgot they just installed they refurbished Memphis Belle at the AirForce museum just last summer.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 12:06 AM (dKiJG)

That would be cool to see.

I always remember they had the fuselage of a B-17 you could walk through as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 12:07 AM (brgv3)

510 I think it would take both, plus a toxic cocktail of mdma, heroin and peyote before I'd consider Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 12:05 AM (5aX2M)

The Chinese can supply their own fentanyl. Wholesale.

Posted by: Miklos, unpracticed in the art of the chopstick at March 22, 2019 12:08 AM (zCyNd)

511 460 So can I post?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 11:42 PM (c1nDO)

No.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Kiiljoy

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 12:08 AM (x4a5l)

512 On the topic of aviation museums, the Evergreen International Aviation museum outside of Portland is spectacular if you ever get the chance to go. They have the Spruce Goose there, which led to one of my most vivid cases of total dissonance.

I went with a friend and we're looking at the planes. I turn to him after about a half an hour and said, "Where is the Spruce Goose? I'd like to see it." He looked at my like I had two heads, laughed, and replied, "You're standing under it's wing."

It's surrounding by comprehensible things and it is so unbelievably big that I literally did not see it. That was unnerving.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 12:08 AM (49vFo)

513 506 I haven't had it in me to drink a handle of Turkey in maybe 13 years. But, young YD could do it, and smoke an eighth of dank too.

I think it would take both, plus a toxic cocktail of mdma, heroin and peyote before I'd consider Trigglypuff."

If i had taken that much, I think I'd still realize that offing myself was a better option.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 12:09 AM (V2Yro)

514 Anna, you are 29 and filthy rich, what aircraft are in your hangar.

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:09 AM (Excfr)

515 That's probably gonna be true in about all of the oil producing states. The idea is that the state doesn't want to allow one cantankerous owner to ruin everybody else's ability to produce their resources.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 12:04 AM (V2Yro)

Yeah I understand and so does my brother, and if his neighbors start Fracking he will more or less have to.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 12:10 AM (dKiJG)

516 No.
Posted by: Tom Servo


He maybe meant that in the Korean or Bulgarian way, in which a shake of the head means yes.

Posted by: Miklos, culturally and situationally aware at March 22, 2019 12:11 AM (zCyNd)

517 Which ones do they let you fly?
Posted by: Miklos, fashioning origami-style pilot's wings at March 22, 2019 12:04 AM (zCyNd)


There are several fully functioning kamikaze's circa 1944-45 available. I think maybe a Ki-27 would be perfect for the descriminating pilot.

Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at March 22, 2019 12:11 AM (vqIkG)

518 Yeah I understand and so does my brother, and if his neighbors start Fracking he will more or less have to.

It's a terrible burden, to be forced to start making a lot of money for not having to do anything at all. I see why people object to it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 12:12 AM (V2Yro)

519 Yeah I understand and so does my brother, and if his neighbors start Fracking he will more or less have to.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 12:10 AM (dKiJG)

So his best option is to buy the property and be the first to allow fracking,because natural resources don't understand property lines.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 12:14 AM (Rz2Nc)

520 Just once I would like to sit in the cockpit of a Curtiss P-40.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 22, 2019 12:15 AM (9Om/r)

521 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 12:09 AM (V2Yro)

Sounds reasonable

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2019 12:15 AM (aA3+G)

522 Any Morons interested in touring the Air Force Museum in Fairborn (OH):

Give ma e few week's or so notice, and I will be happy to arrange a special, private tour with an experts on both WWII and Cold War aviation experts.

You buy the beer
Posted by: ibguy at March 21, 2019 11:45 PM (EHVbt)

I am gonna be honest never been there.

Also the AirForce museum has a really good Model Airplane show, Some of the Jets are incredible.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 12:15 AM (dKiJG)

523 Anna, you are 29 and filthy rich, what aircraft are in your hangar.
Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:09 AM (Excfr)

There was an astronomy professor at USC (the original one) who inherited a lot of money, taught for a dollar a year. Pilot, too.

Very cool guy, let the Boy Scouts visit his private aircraft collection in two hangars next to his own airfield. His house was designed in the shape of an airplane.

Our Scoutmaster was his chief mechanic, so I got to visit a lot. Years later, still just WOW.

Posted by: Miklos, former Cub and Boy Scout at March 22, 2019 12:16 AM (zCyNd)

524 There are several fully functioning kamikaze's circa 1944-45 available. I think maybe a Ki-27 would be perfect for the descriminating pilot.
Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at March 22, 2019 12:11 AM (vqIkG)

Ha!

There was a professor at Tulane who was a former kamikaze pilot. My initial reaction when I heard that was "if he's here, he must have been a lousy kamikaze".

Then I met him, and his story was interesting. They lost the targets, and were recalled. Then war over.

Can't be too many who can say "I was a teenage kamikaze pilot".

Posted by: Miklos, met some interesting people at March 22, 2019 12:20 AM (zCyNd)

525 418 Why would China invade?

China needs women! Even Triggly Puff will do in a pinch.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 11:32 PM (+gElT)

As a man I completely disagree
There is no amount of alcohol that would make a human male screw that creature
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 11:35 PM


They had a Ghost Bride murder a few years ago. One that they admitted to anyway. So screwability is not necessary in a few cases...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 22, 2019 12:21 AM (LPnfS)

526 Mikklos, what did he have?

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:21 AM (Excfr)

527 If I was rich:
A Gulfstream for travel
A Hawker Hurricane
An American Yankee for light fun
A Spad for kicks.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 12:22 AM (0tfLf)

528 The Air Force museum is one of those where it is a different experience every time you go.

As a kid, you ooo and ahh over the immensity of the planes, pick up the excitement of your Dad when you see a P-51 Mustang.

As an adolescent you see the SR-71 and it is extremely boy cool. It is BLACK and FAST!

As a young adult, you start seeing the Thermonuclear bombs and the ME-262 with the 88mm gun mounted. Then you notice the Valkyrie and you are a kid again.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 12:24 AM (brgv3)

529 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 12:09 AM (V2Yro)

----

Yeah... the merciful thing to do is administer potassium chloride prior to coitus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 12:26 AM (5aX2M)

530 Mikklos, what did he have?
Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:21 AM (Excfr)

He had about 20 aircraft in all, all antique/veteran. From WWI biplanes on. In particular, I remember that he had the only flying DC-2 in the US.

He had a Spitfire under restoration somewhere else, I missed seeing him fly that.

Posted by: Miklos, met some very interesting people at March 22, 2019 12:28 AM (zCyNd)

531 Belated greetings to Ladyl and NaCly - I had to make dinner and got distracted.
Is there anyone else who watches Tucker and wants to kill his guests?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 22, 2019 12:29 AM (NMAzL)

532
After the Left gets rid of the Electoral College, I suspect they'll go to California rules of allowing more than one Democrat on the ballot.



Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 12:29 AM (AmDwF)

533 Am I too late for the Yoko video?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 12:29 AM (4knXT)

534 Re: AF Museum. Folks swarm the place for the I-Max on occasions. Time to check the website...

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 12:30 AM (RuIsu)

535 Am I too late for the Yoko video?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 12:29 AM (4knXT)


If one was extremely lucky they would always be late for a yoko video..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 22, 2019 12:32 AM (9Om/r)

536 Berzerker, heard a good story.....an old couple come to a local party, the woman is a social butterfly and her skinny little unassuming husband is happy to sit by himself on the couch. One of the guests was japanese and told a story of travelling in china during wwII on a train that was strafed by an american plane with shark teeth painted on the nose. The old dude listened intently and asked a few questions....said more than likely he piloted the plane that had strafed his train. There were too many similarities. I love shit like that.

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:32 AM (Excfr)

537 Unlimited riches:


Jet for travel. CHARTER.

Plane to take to go and do things: Cessna Caravan.

Plane to build hours, and enjoy the hell out of.

Post-Rockwell build, Commander 114, with the electric air conditioning, and upgraded with a complete Garmin glass panel, and every STC performance and range/payload extending mod in the book.

To go with the above.

Find the best and most talented CFI for all of the training, and to train me to not make stupid kill-me mistakes.

My personal mantra as to "Private Pilot" flying.

I'd love to earn up to the IFR level, and get really damn good at it.

And then plan ardently to NEVER, EVER fly into known icing conditions, regardless of the "de-ice" gear built into any given airframe.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX




Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 12:33 AM (QzJWU)

538 We actually vote on our coroners here in Boulder County. I wonder what the campaigns are like. "Absolutely no necromancy!"

I think it should be a rule that only dead people should be allowed to vote for coroner.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 22, 2019 12:33 AM (ykYG2)

539 531 Is there anyone else who watches Tucker and wants to kill his guests?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 22, 2019 12:29 AM (NMAzL)

That's why i quit watching.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 22, 2019 12:33 AM (tUOCc)

540
Good evening, all. Is anyone else feeling a bit depressed and overwhelmed by the success of these new Democrat radicals? Ilhan Omar and AOC hate us, and they're sweeping away every obstacle in their path.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 22, 2019 12:33 AM (/qkW6)

541 So his best option is to buy the property and be the first to allow fracking,because natural resources don't understand property lines.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 12:14 AM (Rz2Nc)

Which is why Cuba is trying to explore/exploit the area between Cuba and Florida, while Florida says NO WAY.

Posted by: Miklos, Black gold, Texas Tea at March 22, 2019 12:35 AM (zCyNd)

542
The Air Force museum is one of those where it is a different experience every time you go.

But you never get to see the Roswell aliens!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 12:36 AM (aKsyK)

543 Am I too late for the Yoko video?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 12:29 AM (4knXT)

We saved you one!

Posted by: Miklos, insufficiently misanthropic at March 22, 2019 12:36 AM (zCyNd)

544 True but also never been tested against a first line
opponent. Wonder how a mostly infantry force would fare against a USMC
combined arms op?
Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at March 21, 2019 10:53 PM (vqIkG)


I am told they did very poorly in Angola against the South Africans and *cough* mercenaries.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 12:36 AM (mUa7G)

545 Good evening, all. Is anyone else feeling a bit depressed and overwhelmed by the success of these new Democrat radicals? Ilhan Omar and AOC hate us, and they're sweeping away every obstacle in their path.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 22, 2019 12:33 AM (/qkW6)

Not really. Dems are looking to primary Omar, and AOC is underwater in NY polls.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 12:37 AM (Rz2Nc)

546 ...Is there anyone else who watches Tucker and wants to kill his guests?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 22, 2019 12:29 AM (NMAzL)




Why for goodness sake, would you ever wanna kill Dan Bongino?


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

547 Jim, what, no helicopters! blaspheme!

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:39 AM (Excfr)

548 s anyone else feeling a bit depressed and overwhelmed by the success of these new Democrat radicals?



Contradictions are sharpening. Most excellent.

*note to self-get long haired white lap cat*

Posted by: Miklos, well versed in Leninism at March 22, 2019 12:41 AM (zCyNd)

549 (537) A McDonnell 119 would be fun. If the money was unlimited. Updated, of course.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 12:41 AM (RuIsu)

550 Berzerker, heard a good story.....an old couple come
to a local party, the woman is a social butterfly and her skinny little
unassuming husband is happy to sit by himself on the couch. One of the
guests was japanese and told a story of travelling in china during wwII
on a train that was strafed by an american plane with shark teeth
painted on the nose. The old dude listened intently and asked a few
questions....said more than likely he piloted the plane that had strafed
his train. There were too many similarities. I love shit like that.

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:32 AM (Excfr)


Awesome. I wonder if he was AVG, or later 14th AF. There wasn't *that* many dudes zipping around in china strafing trains with a P-40.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 22, 2019 12:43 AM (9Om/r)

551
I'd be more bothered if Democrats became more reasonable. It's good that the Democrat party is being led by a radical leftist millenial bartender and two muslim salamis.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 12:43 AM (AmDwF)

552 I would like to have a PanAm Clipper flying boat, fitted as a very mobile RV.

Posted by: Miklos, as along as we're dreaming at March 22, 2019 12:44 AM (zCyNd)

553 ...I am told they did very poorly in Angola against the South Africans and *cough* mercenaries.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 12:36 AM (mUa7G)



In the Che/Angola era, South Africa's military was easily "Israeli Grade" by every measure.

They said "no math in the ONT", but you can do the calculations there on your end.

Short version. Che and his guerillas were run right the fuck out of Angola.

IIRC, they fled to Bolivia. And we know the history, from there.



Addendum: Che's "guerillas" were NOT Cuba Regular Army troops. Nope...they were Army rejects, political favorites and other military-rejects of one form or another.

They were doomed to fail when the embarked TO Africa, in the first place.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 12:44 AM (QzJWU)

554 Jim,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0z9HRC7hlU&t=83s

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:44 AM (Excfr)

555
Man, all out of pudding cups.

Wait! Peanut Butter is in the survival pantry!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 22, 2019 12:47 AM (UFLLM)

556 429 I don't think guilt- tripping white voters into electing a black candidate President is going to work again. Been there done that.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 11:34 PM (o1fzk)


Agreed. I think a lot of left-leaning mostly apolitical types thought "Hey, we'll elect this black guy who seems to want to bring people together and we can get on with treating each other like individuals."

Fool me once...

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 12:47 AM (h2Bdk)

557 In the Che/Angola era, South Africa's military was easily "Israeli Grade" by every measure.


The former SA military, as "private contractors", did quite well in Sierra Leone even later. Until the international goody two shoes brigade (EU) forced an end to the contract, with resulting death, rape, and dismemberment of tens of thousands.

Posted by: Miklos, might be a book in this at March 22, 2019 12:47 AM (zCyNd)

558 554 Jim,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0z9HRC7hlU&t=83s
Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:44 AM (Excfr)


Jesus Christ. Some people do crazy for a living.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 12:48 AM (h2Bdk)

559 The former SA military, as "private contractors",
did quite well in Sierra Leone even later. Until the international goody
two shoes brigade (EU) forced an end to the contract, with resulting
death, rape, and dismemberment of tens of thousands.

Posted by: Miklos, might be a book in this at March 22, 2019 12:47 AM (zCyNd)


Didn't that jerkoff Clinton have something to do with ending that contract?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 22, 2019 12:50 AM (9Om/r)

560 Berzerker, i dont know his unit or outfit. Whenever i would work for old guys i would pester them for storys. i heard some beauts.

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:50 AM (Excfr)

561 ...Jim, what, no helicopters! blaspheme!

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:39 AM (Excfr)



This is what the Super Cub is for.

Or if you want to go heavier, a Pilatus Porter.

I'll give the helicopter it's due, but for me, it's not all-around "useful" till it hits the Jet Ranger weight, and better to move up to later marks of Huey or above.

Much as I love to see a Hughes 500 flit about like an airborne flea, it lacks in lift, range and all-weather margins.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 12:50 AM (QzJWU)

562 In Vino, you still out in the boonies?

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:51 AM (Excfr)

563 Fool me once...
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 12:47 AM (h2Bdk)

And, Obarky would have to publicly support that candidate, reminding a lot of people just how tired they got of him, and oh yeah, things sucked then.

Posted by: Miklos, guardedly optimistic at March 22, 2019 12:51 AM (zCyNd)

564 They were doomed to fail when the embarked TO Africa, in the first place.


Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 12:44 AM (QzJWU



SWAPO era.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 12:51 AM (mUa7G)

565 A large rasp works great for trimming back any dental overgrowth. The same one you use on your hooves will work fine.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2019 10:15 PM (0OWcv)

Yup! The farrier that did the shoeing for our horses floated their teeth with a humongous file (rasp)

Posted by: Grannymimi at March 22, 2019 12:52 AM (u5LFV)

566 555 Wait! Peanut Butter is in the survival pantry!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 22, 2019 12:47 AM (UFLLM)

So NOT licking that off.

Posted by: Tobey the Beagle at March 22, 2019 12:52 AM (tUOCc)

567 Jim, you are in Texas.....all you have to lift with your 500 is four morons on the exterior benches shooting the wild pigs!

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:53 AM (Excfr)

568 Didn't that jerkoff Clinton have something to do with ending that contract?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 22, 2019 12:50 AM (9Om/r)

He followed the EU lead. The EU threatened to cut off about $400 million/year. Clinton waited to see what would happen, and the EU did it. He took no particular position because he didn't want to and didn't have to.

Posted by: Miklos, still guardedly optimistic at March 22, 2019 12:54 AM (zCyNd)

569 562
In Vino, you still out in the boonies?

Rotated back a few days ago. Good to be home to Momma and Morons...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 22, 2019 12:54 AM (UFLLM)

570 563 Fool me once...
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 12:47 AM (h2Bdk)

And, Obarky would have to publicly support that candidate, reminding a lot of people just how tired they got of him, and oh yeah, things sucked then.
Posted by: Miklos, guardedly optimistic at March 22, 2019 12:51 AM (zCyNd)


I didn't vote for the guy, but I understood the appeal. I think Obama really did have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make the country a much better place, and he squandered it.

This "reparations" crap the Democrats are on about this election is making things even worse, too.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 12:55 AM (h2Bdk)

571 I thought Tucker's show was very good tonight, Mark Styne was hilarious!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2019 12:55 AM (f8dwL)

572 Berzerker, i dont know his unit or outfit. Whenever i
would work for old guys i would pester them for storys. i heard some
beauts.

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:50 AM (Excfr)


Well I'm thinking he had to be some variation of the flying tigers. The AVG started before our actual involvement, and then after we got involved in WWII the AVG got absorbed into the 14th AF. I'm thinking he had to be one or the other. One funny thing I heard was that the Japanese were puzzled by the use of the shark mouth on the P40, because the shark was basically a fish, and why would it be used on something that flies in the air.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 22, 2019 12:57 AM (9Om/r)

573 jim. get one of these.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqhI4MeCn1c&t=88s

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:58 AM (Excfr)

574 That's one he'll of a party the founders had. I'd bet even the women left at the end of the night looked like a 1 in pre binary days.
Now for the rest of the content.
I'm sure Weird Dave did awesome, as usual.

Posted by: Pickled patriot at March 22, 2019 12:58 AM (Tc6m0)

575 ...Jim, you are in Texas.....all you have to lift with your 500 is four morons on the exterior benches shooting the wild pigs!

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:53 AM (Excfr)




Peak summer, humid day.

Nope.

One hunter, one guide.

The helicopter hog hunt outfitters West of Houston have some interesting data as to loadout limits.

It's not the "redline" that sets the limit.

It's 90% of being "in the green", and they're not going to tickle the "yellow" range, on a dare.

They keep some rather wide margins in their flight envelope, as you might imagine.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 01:01 AM (QzJWU)

576 Good evening, all. Is anyone else feeling a bit
depressed and overwhelmed by the success of these new Democrat radicals?
Ilhan Omar and AOC hate us, and they're sweeping away every obstacle in
their path.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 22, 2019 12:33 AM (/qkW6)

I am - but even worse, I feel as though we'll inevitably lose our country, and in my lifetime.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 22, 2019 01:02 AM (NMAzL)

577 Good evening, all. Is anyone else feeling a bit depressed and
overwhelmed by the success of these new Democrat radicals? Ilhan Omar
and AOC hate us, and they're sweeping away every obstacle in their path.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 22, 2019 12:33 AM (/qkW6)


I appreciate the clarity.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 01:05 AM (WNAuL)

578 Can't be too many who can say "I was a teenage kamikaze pilot".

Posted by: Miklos, met some interesting people at March 22, 2019 12:20 AM (zCyNd)


A kamikaze pilot surviving the war and ending up teaching at a university in New Orleans, a/k/a Party City U.S.A. That's a life being lived.

Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2019 01:05 AM (Y8PSl)

579 Jim, i knew the pilot at the chicken ranch in Pahrump. he would ask all the guests their weight as they loaded. he had to guestimate actual weights as they may be less than truthful. in the hot desert air the stall warning always went off. often times he would have someone watch to make sure he got airborne.

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 01:07 AM (Excfr)

580 It's 90% of being "in the green", and they're not going to tickle the "yellow" range, on a dare.

They keep some rather wide margins in their flight envelope, as you might imagine.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 01:01 AM (QzJWU)


Old pilots and bold pilots... nobody wants to make the news.

http://tinyurl.com/y699rto9

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 01:10 AM (h2Bdk)

581 ...Good evening, all. Is anyone else feeling a bit
depressed and overwhelmed by the success of these new Democrat radicals?
Ilhan Omar and AOC hate us, and they're sweeping away every obstacle in
their path.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 22, 2019 12:33 AM (/qkW6)

I am - but even worse, I feel as though we'll inevitably lose our country, and in my lifetime.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 22, 2019 01:02 AM (NMAzL)




Cheer up, 'ettes.

Those bints are only winning and sweeping, in the narrow focus of a very sympathetic media, at best.

Political Reality will soon curbstomp them into the dustbin of history.

This will come from actual voters who recoil in horror at what apparitions appear now before them.

That Pelosi seems powerless to stop them, is less to their strength, than to Pelosi's thin veneer of authority and command.

She's not only old, but ancient, having lost enough of her edge to fail in this modern arena.

Won't be Pelosi that stops them, though.

AOC especially, is pissing off the bulk of her electorate, most of which slept through HER election, but won't the next time.

The muslim menace?

Her district might again carry her. But I doubt it, and even if she wins, I don't think Pelosi remains as speaker in a Trump second term.

Frankly, I don't think the Dims hold the House, then, either.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 01:12 AM (QzJWU)

582 From your lips to God's ear, Jim. I think the Democrats are going to run into the wall that is Americans over 30 with an ounce of common sense, but I've been wrong before.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 01:13 AM (h2Bdk)

583 A kamikaze pilot surviving the war and ending up teaching at a university in New Orleans, a/k/a Party City U.S.A. That's a life being lived.
Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2019 01:05 AM (Y8PSl)

One of his colleagues in the math department was a Hungarian, who won a gold medal in fencing in the 1956 Olympics in Sydney, but didn't return to Hungary by the time of the 1956 Uprising.

So left Hungary as a fencer, became an Olympic gold medalist, and ended up as a math prof in NOLA.

Posted by: Miklos, ilyen az elet at March 22, 2019 01:14 AM (zCyNd)

584 In Vino, salute!

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 01:14 AM (Excfr)

585 Those bitches in the video are sickos!
If they truly feel that way they should off themselves. Fat chance. Liberalism is not just a mental disorder; it is a death cult.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 22, 2019 01:16 AM (QMwOT)

586
Thanks Brother!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 22, 2019 01:17 AM (UFLLM)

587 My cousin called the other night and told me that he (a democrat) will vote for Trump again, but he's very fearful of Biden, thinks he will beat Trump by pulling back some of the more traditional Dems. I told him that I don't share his fear, I saw Joe on tv the other day and he looks ancient, while never having been a towering intellect in his youth, his limited skills appear to be diminished. I thought I read that female secret service agents asked to be transferred from his detail due to his late night nude swims, add in the abnormal fetish of sniffing and groping young girls and I don't think we need to be too concerned. Can you imagine Tank being one heartbeat away from the presidency? Dr. Jill Biden (who is not a medical doctor) would have to don the Edith Wilson mantle of first woman president.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2019 01:17 AM (f8dwL)

588 n Vino, salute!
Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 01:14 AM (Excfr)

Just poured some!

How'd ya know?

Egesegere!

Posted by: Miklos, ilyen az elet at March 22, 2019 01:19 AM (zCyNd)

589 Biden is 76. Seventy six. It's one thing to elect a guy who'll be 78 at the end of his second term, but at the beginning of his first?

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 01:22 AM (h2Bdk)

590 Biden is 76. Seventy six. It's one thing to elect a guy who'll be 78 at the end of his second term, but at the beginning of his first?
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 01:22 AM (h2Bdk)

Exactly, comrade.

I have the youth vote locked up.

Posted by: Bernardo Sandersnista at March 22, 2019 01:24 AM (zCyNd)

591 Think Cuban involvement in Angola was long after Che - around independence time (mid-70s) and the ensuing civil war, in which the Soviet/Cuban-backed tribe, er, political alignment, prevailed (i.e. had the capital, most of the territory, but most importantly the oil). Regular Cuban expeditionary forces, of the type also sent to Ethiopia in the same era.


Talked with some Cuban soldiers at an airport in the middle of the night in another African country, refueling stop for most flights in the region, they were coming, I was going, to Angola. Just small talk in portspanol. This was the 80s.


The Angolan war featured one amusing absurdity imagined by mediocre Hollywood writers and others but rarely actually found - and the Cubans had a part in it. Cuban troops guarded Cabinda, the oil-rich exclave of Angola. Oil work was done by ..... American oil companies (Gulf, mostly, I think). I think the main threat to the area was from the FNLA (Holden Roberto), a group ..... that received US assistance, one way or another. Been a while but I think those details are correct.




Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 01:27 AM (QDnY+)

592 Whenever i
would work for old guys i would pester them for storys. i heard some
beauts.

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 12:50 AM (Excfr)

*******
Years ago my senior year at Washington State University I had a part time job as a janitor. My supervisor was an old guy who had been in the 101st in WW2. He was injured at Bastogne. As I was getting commissioned that spring from Army ROTC, he would spend a lot of time telling me (mentoring really) about leadership.
Damn I wish I could go back and sit with him again.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 01:29 AM (0tfLf)

593 ...The Angolan war featured one amusing absurdity imagined by mediocre Hollywood writers and others but rarely actually found - and the Cubans had a part in it. Cuban troops guarded Cabinda, the oil-rich exclave of Angola. Oil work was done by ..... American oil companies (Gulf, mostly, I think). I think the main threat to the area was from the FNLA (Holden Roberto), a group ..... that received US assistance, one way or another. Been a while but I think those details are correct.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 01:27 AM (QDnY+)




IIRC, there was a 1st and a 2nd Angola Conflict.

Che was featured in the short-lived "first". I'll do some digging n' reading, and hope you will too. I don't think I'm mis-remembering, here.

The Cuban Regular Army was featured in the 2nd, and that was a whole 'nuther kettle of fish.

That one drew in quite a few players. Some declared, some not.

South Africa and Rhodesia were "there".

The U.S. Green Beret, were "not". *cough,wink*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 01:34 AM (QzJWU)

594 Ha!

There was a professor at Tulane who was a former kamikaze pilot. My initial reaction when I heard that was "if he's here, he must have been a lousy kamikaze".

Then I met him, and his story was interesting. They lost the targets, and were recalled. Then war over.

Can't be too many who can say "I was a teenage kamikaze pilot".


Posted by: Miklos, met some interesting people at March 22, 2019 12:20 AM


Yeah, not that many. IIRC... and my memory may be wrong... It was a rather small cadre, all things considered. Also a surprising number did survive, due to various factors, not least shortage of fuel and planes. They couldn't get all of them in the air. Someone with the stats might contradict this... I'm going off memory only here.

Posted by: otho at March 22, 2019 01:35 AM (LkFnL)

595 Kamikaze pilots were instructed to RTB if they couldn't find a suitable target, so more of them survived than you might think.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 01:40 AM (h2Bdk)

596 Diogenes, had a buddy i worked for who was in the 501 para. he had great storys. parachuted into france before D-Day, but way off coarse. they grouped up and tried to figure out where they were. it was hot and they had little water, so they approached a farmhouse. the farmer came out to greet them with a bottle of wine, all they wanted was water. as they tried to communicate with him a german officer snuck out the back and they shot him. the farmers daughter come storming out to them and takes their bottle of wine....she was fucking the german. they just shook their heads.

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 01:42 AM (Excfr)

597
That Pelosi seems powerless to stop them, is less to their strength, than to Pelosi's thin veneer of authority and command.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

======

Hmm, never thought of it that way. Sounds true.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 22, 2019 01:43 AM (/qkW6)

598 > I think a lot of left-leaning mostly apolitical types thought "Hey, we'll elect this black guy who seems to want to bring people together and we can get on with treating each other like individuals."

I know a few old-school Dems who, if asked privately and in a non-confrontational way, will admit the Present-Dent Jug Ears was an unmitigated disaster.

I suspect some of the same ones of voting for Trump, but lying about it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2019 01:45 AM (0OWcv)

599 IIRC, there was a 1st and a 2nd Angola Conflict.

Che was featured in the short-lived "first". I'll do some digging n' reading, and hope you will too. I don't think I'm mis-remembering, here.

The Cuban Regular Army was featured in the 2nd, and that was a whole 'nuther kettle of fish.

That one drew in quite a few players. Some declared, some not.

South Africa and Rhodesia were "there".

The U.S. Green Beret, were "not". *cough,wink*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 01:34 AM


Yep. It drew in quite a few players and nationalities, with varying degrees of support and "support". It was a wild and woolly time. Angola, Congo, Rhodesian bush and Mozambique border wars.

Posted by: otho at March 22, 2019 01:46 AM (LkFnL)

600
I am - but even worse, I feel as though we'll inevitably lose our country, and in my lifetime.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

=====

It's a whole new scary from Hillary. I didn't worry so much about Hillary because of her big fat wet face and her cranky voice, but AOC has it all. She's like a Hillary with a personality. A Michelle Obama who wants to work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 22, 2019 01:47 AM (/qkW6)

601 Donkey Chompers can't run for president for, what, seven or eight years? She's already got a financial scandal and her seat isn't even warm yet. I don't think she's smart enough to last.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 22, 2019 01:51 AM (h2Bdk)

602 Morticia....you and Jim should meet. or meat.

Posted by: choogle at March 22, 2019 01:53 AM (ObOhA)

603 So a multi-millionaire brings his own chili in Tupperware to a game? Ugh what a slob.

Posted by: Cheri at March 22, 2019 01:54 AM (Etjld)

604

Quite a few yanks were there. Sorry... *not there*. Wink.

Posted by: otho at March 22, 2019 01:56 AM (LkFnL)

605 > Kettering?

> Are we talking about the guy who built for the US during the Great War what would later be called a V-1 or even later a cruise missile?

Yup, same guy. Pretty damned impressive for WWI.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettering_Bug

It ran off cams and gears and vacuum hoses and shit.

We came closer to a steampunk future than we'll probably ever fully appreciate.

If it weren't for Lee De Forest and those meddling kids...





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2019 01:58 AM (0OWcv)

606 > Donkey Chompers can't run for president for, what, seven or eight years? She's already got a financial scandal and her seat isn't even warm yet. I don't think she's smart enough to last.


I think Donkey Chompers is a one-termer.

After that, she'll be limited to the college campus "activist" circuit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2019 02:00 AM (0OWcv)

607 I do think Donkey Chompers will sell the most boxes of Socialist cookies.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2019 02:07 AM (f8dwL)

608 I have seen it mostly for exotic, restricted, or hard-to-produce materials that you can't get otherwise.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 10:54 PM (49vFo)

For my house reno here in AJ, I have been using salvaged wood from the tearout of an old carport and outside shed. A piece of 2X4 does not cease to be a useful piece of 2X4 simply because it has a few nail holes in it.

And I just went out and bought about 20 new studs, because I am short of 2X4 now. Have a lot of 2X2 and 2X3, but not enough 2X4 to frame 2 interior walls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 02:28 AM (nPGq2)

609 shoving a B12 shot in the usb port, low energy Jeb is more active than the horde at the moment.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2019 02:34 AM (f8dwL)

610 woke up wit teh nite terrors, but this place is a ghost town!

Posted by: adobe juan anxious kenobe at March 22, 2019 02:47 AM (F2K2K)

611 I am a chick magnet. I could seduce all your conservative wives if I wanted to, but I'm chivalrous.

Posted by: Cory "Frau Blucher" Booker at March 22, 2019 02:50 AM (/qEW2)

612 I feel toxic, like the neighbor that was not invited to the party but shows up anyway and proceeds to open the cooler and drink your finest beer! Hi adobe juan, here is a fact you may not know, but if I remember correctly, you and I share the same birthday. Probably not the same year, but day and month are the same.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2019 02:53 AM (f8dwL)

613 Yeah I understand and so does my brother, and if his neighbors start Fracking he will more or less have to.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 12:10 AM (dKiJG)

And why would he not want the royalties? The wellheads don't even have to be on his land, although surface leases can also be lucrative for landowners.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 03:00 AM (nPGq2)

614 I have it on good authority that Cory Booker is as successful with the ladies as Rock Hudson and Tab Hunter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2019 03:05 AM (0OWcv)

615 Well good night all, I was hoping to have breakfast with Skip but I'll probably be asleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2019 03:10 AM (f8dwL)

616 Just one more thing, Phil a/k/a Truck Monkey, I am very happy that your story last night had a happy ending. Prayers answered.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2019 03:14 AM (f8dwL)

617 Bed time for tired Peons. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 03:18 AM (nPGq2)

618 there's been a half dozen or moar times i was gonna jump in tonight, but FF has turned into a buggy POS.

and no love to Bert G for the first ever blown margins on a PC: WTF Dude?

F this for a game of soldiers... i'm for bed.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2019 03:22 AM (rf8q9)

619 Hi Votermom, thank you so much. It really does mean a lot.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 03:30 AM (CyxVC)

620 I swear officer I didn't kill the ONT. It was like that when I got here.

*contemplates looking for valuables just left lying around unattended..."

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 03:37 AM (+HoOB)

621 {peeks in}
Slow night. Too slow. Sumptin's up.

Not saying it's alien's, but it's alien's.

Well back to work. Those Time Traveling Unicorns get rambunctious some times. That's classified. Shhhhhh


Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 03:41 AM (WNAuL)

622 Wait, if I'm the only one here, then I'm being used like a hobo target!

*goes serpentine*

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 03:42 AM (CyxVC)

623 So serious update, doing fine. Been told it looks like radiation was a success so now the next stage can be planned. Don't know if it'll be chemo or surgery for vertebra, but I meet my surgeon on Thur and then meet my oncologist for the first time the Tue after.

Tings are going well as my reactions have all been inconvenient but I'm not complaining. Worst is some waves of nausea but I got some pills to make it less of a intense punch thing. Other than that think I've got a sore throat but am very well.

Went out to lunch with a friend from college I hadn't seen in 21 or 22 years, so its cool.

I'm determined to make this the Best-worst thing ever, and some of that decision comes from watching so many here get knocked on their butts, stand back up, and then getting back in the game.

This place has the best people, and I am so glad I found it. Best thing Hot Gas ever did for me.

So thank you all for being you.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 03:53 AM (CyxVC)

624 Mornin' all

What did I miss?

Bete in reflection! This place IS the best

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 03:59 AM (lgwX/)

625 Coffee, oh how I miss thee.

Been avoiding caffeine lately trying to figure out the heartburn stuff, but this morning i think i'm giving it a try.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 04:09 AM (lgwX/)

626 Aoc will last. fox news said they couldn't find any voters in her district who didn't support her. Also running a stalking horse against her will be interesting as mr. spock sez. Most of her district would like to "deal" with someone being paid to run against her. It won't be just colleges campuses and ghettos where conservatives will need a large police escort.

Posted by: raimondo at March 22, 2019 04:12 AM (7nc36)

627 Hi Insanity!

Hows the morning treating you?

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 04:12 AM (CyxVC)

628 Morning came way too early today.

Got home from mom's later than usual and was too wound up to fall asleep. Hence the need to go back to the coffee.



Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 04:16 AM (lgwX/)

629 Ya ya ya

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 04:19 AM (NdPEm)

630 Guard your wives and daughtets! Cory is in da hizzouse! I'm so het, I even have sex w. men as an outlet for my sexual energies, like Alexander the Great.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 04:26 AM (PjWy4)

631 I don't want to get up

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 04:31 AM (BbGew)

632 628-

Yeah looking forward to sleeping again myself. I'm getting by with 2 hour blocks, maybe twice a day? I imagine once the steroid taper really kicks in (Sat I half what I'm on) I'll get some reg sleep again but at least the level I have is doable and not making me manic so plus.

Down side is I start half falling asleep on the radiation table but I need to actively keep my shoulders out of the radiation path. But if these are my big "problems" I'll take them with a smile.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 04:31 AM (CyxVC)

633 Mornin' Skip!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 04:32 AM (lgwX/)

634 Hi Skip!

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 04:33 AM (CyxVC)

635 632

Yeah, i wasnt a fan of the steroids, but i was only given them with the chemo cocktail. 3rd day crash was...epic

I only had to keep one arm above my head while laying on my back. Wasn't too awful

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 04:40 AM (lgwX/)

636 *for the radiation.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 04:41 AM (lgwX/)

637 Luckily I haven't crashed. I'll take this over that as I've done it from other mood swings and suspect mania to crash would be something I couldn't do on my own without some amazing results, and I've had enough drama/excitement for a good while now.

Course, I could maybe handle just a little Powerball jackpot win excitement I think.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 04:43 AM (+HoOB)

638 I still didn't get up yet, I need a coffee

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 04:44 AM (BbGew)

639 Ah, yeah I got the "grab the towel we lay across your waist" position. Amazing how when you have to do it, relaxing and lowering your shoulders can seem like such effort.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 04:45 AM (+HoOB)

640 I don't want to get up
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 04:31 AM (BbGew)


I'm a Toys 'ᴙ Us kid! They got the best for so much less you'll really flip your lid! From bikes to trains to video games!

Posted by: Cory Borker at March 22, 2019 04:45 AM (/qEW2)

641 Bless you, Bete.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2019 04:47 AM (qxAnn)

642 Obama didn't put Toys 'ᴙ Us out of bidness. Orange man did that.

Posted by: Cory Borker at March 22, 2019 04:48 AM (/qEW2)

643 Test.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 04:49 AM (+HoOB)

644 No mention of Bach?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 04:49 AM (VaN/j)

645 Jump on in, Skip. The coffe's fine!

Bete, so true: ok insanity, relax BUT DON'T MOVE!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 04:50 AM (lgwX/)

646 I'm a Toys R Us kid! They got the best for so much less you'll really flip your lid! From bikes to trains to video games!
Posted by: Cory Borker at March 22, 2019 04:45 AM (/qEW2)

I think Bidden is socking Borker. Prob from an unmarked van as well.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 04:50 AM (+HoOB)

647 I think it's still raining here, it's supposed to get very windy after the rain ends as of yesterday's report.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 04:52 AM (BbGew)

648 Bete, so true: ok insanity, relax BUT DON'T MOVE!
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 04:50 AM (lgwX/)

Yeah their pretty keen on that don't move part aren't they.

They also seem to not want to take me up on my offer to let them have some of the extra radiation.

To each their own I guess.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 04:52 AM (+HoOB)

649 Think I'm going to go try to catch a few z's, ope everyone finds the winds at their back and a gentle path rising to their feet all day.

Later.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 22, 2019 04:55 AM (+HoOB)

650 Hah! The techs/nurses picked up on my morbid sense of humor. We often had a laugh fest before and after. Good times. Gotta laugh or you'll cry

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 04:56 AM (lgwX/)

651 Sleep well, Bete

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 04:57 AM (lgwX/)

652 Tomorrow hopefully I sleep 10 hours, a donut might be on the ride to work today.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 04:57 AM (BbGew)

653 Skip, have you ever heard of -not certain how to spell this- Schmorn.

It's a pancake-like thing but while it's in the skillet you cut it into tiny pieces, serve it sprinkled with sugar. Eat it with a spoon. My mom used to make it, my dad loved it as did us kids but i cant seem to get it right

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 05:02 AM (lgwX/)

654 Need to be out the door 10 minutes ago.

Have a good day, all. Warmer temps are here! 35 now, 40s this afternoon with some SUNSHINE! Woot!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 05:07 AM (lgwX/)

655 653 - no, wonder what it is now.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 05:13 AM (BbGew)

656 Skip, have you ever heard of -not certain how to spell this- Schmorn.

It's a pancake-like thing but while it's in the skillet you cut it into tiny pieces, serve it sprinkled with sugar. Eat it with a spoon. My mom used to make it, my dad loved it as did us kids but i cant seem to get it right
Posted by: My life is insanity

I searched for it. It's Kaiserschmarrn

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 05:25 AM (8ikIW)

657 Pancakes tomorrow, I have sausage

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 05:27 AM (BbGew)

658 >>>Americans Are Divided by Their Views on Race, Not Race Itself. Interesting POV.

That's in the New York Times. Is this a blind squirrel thing?

Posted by: m at March 22, 2019 05:27 AM (qxAnn)

659 >>searched for it. It's Kaiserschmarrn
Posted by: Bruce

Thanks! That looks very similar. We didnt have the rum-raisins tho. Interesting . My grandfather came from the region in Austria that is now part of northern Italy.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 05:35 AM (fInJv)

660 supposed to break 80 here today!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2019 05:37 AM (JFO2v)

661 Thanks! That looks very similar. We didnt have the rum-raisins tho. Interesting . My grandfather came from the region in Austria that is now part of northern Italy.
Posted by: My life is insanity

Looking at the recipes, it calls for the raisins to be soaked. One of the sites shows this dish as a dessert.

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 05:39 AM (8ikIW)

662 supposed to break 80 here today!
Posted by: rhennigantx

We don't get near that warm. The moon was so bright when I got up, I thought there were car lights on the window shades.

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 05:40 AM (8ikIW)

663 Clinton Foundation Director of Advance John Zimmerebner. Bill and Hillary Clinton were headed to Haiti to promote the Caracol Industrial Park, a $300M project funded by U.S. taxpayers through USAID that was heavily promoted to investors by the Clinton Foundation.

So the Clinton Foundation was taking in money and then spending tax dollars on their pet projects. Clintons never spend their money when they can spend yours!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2019 05:47 AM (JFO2v)

664 Man... I love sausage patties with maple syrup.

When I was a kid, I didn't like bacon. All of my relatives thought I was from some other planet, but I was a sausage patty, sometimes links, kid.

I can't eat any of that stuff now and I miss them a little, but pizza is the One Thing I crave.

I'm just blessed that I love fruits and vegetables because it is easy to stay on a low-Sodium diet that way.

I can save all of my daily sodium intake for a Restaurant-Quality dinner. I also got the Good News that Jesus is Coming I can now have up to two-thousand milligrams of Sodium instead of the one-thousand I was told, previously.

It is Much Easier to comply with that! It means that I don't have to split my Sodium between seasoned chicken breasts and salad dressing when I am plowing through an awesome salad. (I can even have a pickled banana pepper!) *Fuck Yeah*

I Thank You all for your prayers. I can physically feel them when I get that tingle in the spine, from out-of-nowhere.

My goal is to Stay Off the Table and be as healthy as possible to avoid the inevitable liver transplant.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 05:47 AM (Ckg4U)

665 We don't get near that warm. The moon was so bright when I got up, I thought there were car lights on the window shades.
Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 05:40 AM (8ikIW)

a worm moon or something like that when close and bright at equinox.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2019 05:48 AM (JFO2v)

666
Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day. Fifty? Bring a smile to your face. Sixty, shit, n—-s is damn near barbecuing on that motherfvcker. Go down to 20, n—– get their bitch on. Get their blood complaining. But forty? Nobody give a f— about 40. Nobody remember 40, and y’all n—-s is giving me way too many 40-degree days! What the f—?

Posted by: Stringer Bell at March 22, 2019 05:49 AM (jYje5)

667 This is NOT comment number 6,6-6. Do you hear me? NOT THAT NUMBER.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2019 05:51 AM (qBNEP)

668 Great news, Slap!

It's the little things, ya know?

*Back to work*

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 22, 2019 05:54 AM (fInJv)

669 I'll take forty degrees over howling, wind-blown snow getting into the cracks and crevices of whatever outer-shell and layers you have protected yourself with.

...and sixty degrees is Fiesta Time in Northeast Ohio.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 05:54 AM (Ckg4U)

670 Heck, yeah, 'My life is insanity'. It is easy to take things for Granted.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 05:56 AM (Ckg4U)

671 ...and sixty degrees is Fiesta Time in Northeast Ohio.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 05:54 AM (Ckg4U)

one demerit for cultural appropriation Fiesta Time can only be by latinx commenters celebrating the release of loved ones from ICE capture

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2019 05:58 AM (JFO2v)

672 Sexuality isn't important, sex is.

I get everything fertilized, women's bellies men's butts

Flies, flowers fleas
Radians gradians degrees
You don't need no bees
I spread my seed, no disease
Brie Larson the Skrull give birth to my Skrees.
N*gga please
I drink yo wine, you sip my lees.
Yo crack is the lock but my c*ck is the keys.
At which that's nothing to sneeze.
Vote for me, I'm Nutz but I be jigglin' Deez.

Posted by: Cory Booker, 2020 at March 22, 2019 05:59 AM (/qEW2)

673 Yo crack is the lock but my c*ck is the keys.
At which that's nothing to sneeze.
Vote for me, I'm Nutz but I be jigglin' Deez.
Posted by: Cory Booker, 2020

Oooo Sounds like a great first dance song at a wedding

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:02 AM (8ikIW)

674 Yo crack is the lock but my c*ck is the keys.
At which that's nothing to sneeze.
Vote for me, I'm Nutz but I be jigglin' Deez.
Posted by: Cory Booker, 2020


It's good to have a side hustle.

Good Morning Glories!

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 06:06 AM (8wKjk)

675
Oooo Sounds like a great first dance song at a wedding

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:02 AM


There's this singer, Idena Menzel who started her career as a wedding singer. In a concert DVD I have she talks about how so many times the couples would like her to sing the Whitney Houston song for their first dance:

♫ A few stolen moments is all that we share
You've got your family, and they need you there ♫

To commemorate their wedding day. A song about infidelity.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 06:08 AM (jYje5)

676 "One demerit for cultural appropriation Fiesta Time can only be by latinx commenters celebrating the release of loved ones from ICE capture."
-Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2019 05:58 AM (JFO2v)

They can Eat My Sword.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 06:09 AM (Ckg4U)

677 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 06:10 AM (x4a5l)

678 Good Morning, ALH and JT!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 06:11 AM (Ckg4U)

679 To commemorate their wedding day. A song about infidelity.
Posted by: Newest Nic

I'd probably do something like that.
I have a hard time hearing the words of songs. Even songs I like.

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:13 AM (8ikIW)

680 I should say I have a hard time understanding the words.

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:13 AM (8ikIW)

681 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:14 AM (u82oZ)

682 And it's snowing!!

Posted by: NativeNH at March 22, 2019 06:14 AM (nDttI)

683 Hi Slap & JT!

Happy Friday!

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 06:15 AM (8wKjk)

684 Slappy Friday to you, too, ALH.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 06:16 AM (Ckg4U)

685 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:16 AM (5UfE7)

686 Good morning Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), rhennigantx, ALH, Newest Nic, Bruce and JT and all the ships at sea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)

687 rickb223
I like your greeting. Less typing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

688 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)

689
Somebody is missing. VIA and Vic.

The letter 'V' crowd.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 06:18 AM (jYje5)

690
Spoke too soon.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 06:18 AM (jYje5)

691 689 and Hadrian the Seventh and grammie winger.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

692 I'm meeting a friend for lunch that has an outdoor beer garden over looking a lake. It'll be 40 degrees and sunny at lunch time (YAY) but the wind will be blowing at 17 MPH right into us.

We may have to eat inside

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:19 AM (8ikIW)

693 At least 1800 criminals to be released today and over the weekend.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:19 AM (UdKB7)

694 I'd say pour one out for the death of New Zealand, but alcohol is Haram in Islam.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 06:19 AM (pgXNG)

695 "Spoke too soon."

Not really.

I was sidetracked, and missed the time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 06:19 AM (cqNba)

696 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, govnor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

697 I am listening to an audio book about the Hildabeast's second losing campaign. It's very entertaining.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 06:20 AM (8wKjk)

698 What are your plans for the day, Gentlemen?

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 06:21 AM (8wKjk)

699 I am listening to an audio book about the Hildabeast's second losing campaign. It's very entertaining.
Posted by: ALH

Is it narrated by her? That would be very entertaining.

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:21 AM (8ikIW)

700 Village Idiot's Apprentice

At least your rain is not taxed like NJ. So you have that in your favor.

You mentioned a final destination for your next burden of debt. What reasons are you thinking of?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

701 Is it narrated by her? That would be very entertaining.
Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:21 AM (8ikIW)

If it was, I wouldn't be able to listen, her voice is like fingernails on chalkboard.

The author is Amie Parnes.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 06:23 AM (8wKjk)

702 ALH

It took a Act of Congress, but I guess I sorta qualify. School preps, school, and fitting in a brief meeting with a Federal agency in my spare time. That's for one of my other jobs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

703 Mark Levin on a rant for seven minutes but very good. Why Democrats want to destroy everything:

https://tinyurl.com/yys5bemx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:24 AM (AllCR)

704 What are your plans for the day, Gentlemen?
Posted by: ALH

Retired guy stuff.
Go get the car washed and hoping that this will be the last of the road salt.
The aforementioned lunch.
A big nap because I woke up at 2:30 for some reason and could not get back to sleep.

Woosh. Busy Busy

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

705
I sometimes wonder about a city like Baltimore allowing -- perhaps even encouraging -- filming. I've been enjoying 'The Wire' but it has given me a strong desire to stay the hell out of that city forever more.

Like I was all interested in perhaps moving to British Honduras/Belize until I watched 'Mad Dogs'.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 06:24 AM (jYje5)

706 Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

I admire your ambition.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 06:25 AM (8wKjk)

707 The prime minister of New Zealand put on a hijab, said "They are us".

If she thinks she's s muz then she needs to wear that damn thing all the time.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:26 AM (UdKB7)

708 VIA

What regions are you thinking of? FIFM.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

709 Woosh. Busy Busy
Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:24 AM (8ikIW)


So you're enjoying being a Gentleman Farmer.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 06:27 AM (8wKjk)

710 Gotta make Mom an omelette. Just asked her about it and she sounded like The Weasel from the Warner Brothers cartoons...

yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 06:27 AM (Ckg4U)

711 I think Vic was having to go for surgery or some procedure that he also had last year. I think this was happening in March, but he didn't say when.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:29 AM (AllCR)

712 This book is fun to read. Hil's campaign was a walking disaster from start to finish.

Is it wrong to enjoy relishing in her misery?

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 06:29 AM (8wKjk)

713 ALH

Not so sure about that. However, I have lowered my own tax twice in the two years I've been a very minor elected official. Just a little, but proof that good governance does not require more money. And learned a lot, which is not always fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

714 I'm going to see a customer I hate, to do something I hate doing. Then I'm coming home to help #2 son work on prepping his car to paint.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:29 AM (UdKB7)

715 Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 06:08 AM (jYje5)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:30 AM (AllCR)

716 So you're enjoying being a Gentleman Farmer.
Posted by: ALH

Heh. I've worked many different jobs. I could never really answer the "what do you want to be when you grow up/ in five years" question.

I finally figured it out.
Retired

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:31 AM (8ikIW)

717
Very true about wedding songs. Someone wanted
"She's always a woman to me" at reception.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:32 AM (AllCR)

718 To think NZ went from Charlie Upham (VC and Bar) and the 2nd NZ Division in WWII to this capitulation to Muzzies. Very sad.

Perchance all those wealthy bolt-holes in NZ will be sold as the rich reassess where to flee to.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

719
Very true about wedding songs. Someone wanted
"She's always a woman to me" at reception.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:32 AM


I can top that one. Catholic School. Talent show. A couple of the boys wanted to sing "Losing My Religion' by REM.

Request denied.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 06:34 AM (jYje5)

720 I believe in less singing at weddings and more dancing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

721 is not there a song about HRD campaign

Uh huh shattered, uh huh shattered
Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me, I'm in tatters!
I'm a shattered
Shattered

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2019 06:38 AM (JFO2v)

722
The girls were just as bad, if not worse. They'd pick the sluttiest songs with the most suggestive lyrics possible. I'd print them out show them to the Principal.

Request denied.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 06:38 AM (jYje5)

723 The bottom line: Do not expect a harsh condemnation of President Donald Trump or any of his associates if they have not been charged with crimes.

The road map comes in the form a little-noticed 12-page letter written by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein last June to Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley.

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at March 22, 2019 06:42 AM (e8kgV)

724 Have a serene day. May the beauty of Spring lead to a new appreciation that there is always future happiness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 22, 2019 06:42 AM (u82oZ)

725 "You mentioned a final destination for your next burden of debt. What reasons are you thinking of?"

Still eyeballing the Summerville S.C. area for relocation.

So I need to finish some cometic improvements in the kitchen, some hardwood flooring surface work and general spring cleaning.
Then onto the market we go.

Our financial institution validate my budget computations, and current housing pricing in the Summerville area would put everything that Mrs VIA desires i a home within our budget.

But even after years of relocating every four years, we have been here long enough that I have almost forgotten how to move to a new location.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 06:44 AM (cqNba)

726 Islam is the Ultimate Crackdown.

Under Shari'ah, everything interesting, fun, or unique is forbidden.

Everyone must conform, and the ONLY allowable outlet is Jihad.

And global governments LOVE that.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 06:45 AM (pgXNG)

727 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:45 AM (m8J9w)

728 705 A big nap because I woke up at 2:30 for some reason and could not get back to sleep.
Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

Bummer.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2019 06:46 AM (qxAnn)

729
The UN Human Rights Council adopted a report critical of Israel over its handling of the violent events along the Gaza border over the last year. The report accuses Israel of war crimes and deliberate targeting of protesters. 23 nations voted for the motion and nine voted against, 14 abstained. Spain was the only European nation to vote for the report.

Spain ha? Ok, I'll remember that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:48 AM (m8J9w)

730 A big nap because I woke up at 2:30 for some reason and could not get back to sleep.
Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

Bummer.
Posted by: m

I'm usually doin good to sleep for 6 to 6.5 hours.
4 hours is not even close enough.

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:48 AM (8ikIW)

731 727 Islam is the Ultimate Crackdown.

Under Shari'ah, everything interesting, fun, or unique is forbidden.

Everyone must conform, and the ONLY allowable outlet is Jihad.

And global governments LOVE that.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 06:45 AM (pgXNG)

sounds just like socialism

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

732 "sounds just like socialism"


Shit...sounds exactly like this new Progressive Puritanism that we are all being exposed to.




'THAT"S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 06:52 AM (cqNba)

733 Islam is the Ultimate Crackdown.

Under Shari'ah, everything interesting, fun, or unique is forbidden.

Everyone must conform, and the ONLY allowable outlet is Jihad.

And global governments LOVE that.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 06:45 AM (pgXNG)

sounds just like socialism

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2019 06:50 AM


Yeah, it would make for an interesting Venn diagram of the overlap.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 06:53 AM (jYje5)

734 Yeah, it would make for an interesting Venn diagram of the overlap.
Posted by: Newest Nic

Sorry, Venn diagrams are not allowed under Islam

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

735 Vox Day, recommended by Sarah Hoyt.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/325169/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 06:59 AM (cqNba)

736 I wonder if NZ will ban trucks when some muz drives one thru a crowd. The PM already has this prepared statement:

" To owners who have legitimate uses for their trucks, I want to reiterate that the actions being announced today are not because of you, and are not directed at you. Our actions, on behalf of all New Zealanders, are directed at making sure this never happens again"

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 07:00 AM (UdKB7)

737
Sorry, Venn diagrams are not allowed under Islam

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 06:55 AM


Venn diagrams were invented by Osama Venn and therefor mubah.

Posted by: Islam, Inc. at March 22, 2019 07:01 AM (jYje5)

738 To owners who have legitimate uses for their ball peen hammers, I want to reiterate that the actions being announced today are not because of you, and are not directed at you. Our actions, on behalf of all New Zealanders, are directed at making sure this never happens again

Posted by: NZ PM at March 22, 2019 07:01 AM (UdKB7)

739 To owners who have legitimate uses for their fist shaped dildos, I want to reiterate that the actions being announced today are not because of you, and are not directed at you. Our actions, on behalf of all New Zealanders, are directed at making sure this never happens again

Posted by: NZ PM at March 22, 2019 07:02 AM (UdKB7)

740 "I wonder if NZ will ban trucks when some muz drives one thru a crowd. The PM already has this prepared statement: "

There are days that I begin to wonder if all this crap isn't really a secret plot by the Human Extinction Project.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:03 AM (cqNba)

741 To owners who have legitimate uses for their blogs, I want to reiterate that the actions being announced today are not because of you, and are not directed at you. Our actions, on behalf of all New Zealanders, are directed at making sure this never happens again

Posted by: NZ PM at March 22, 2019 07:07 AM (UdKB7)

742 "Vox Day, recommended by Sarah Hoyt."
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/325169/
-Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 06:59 AM (cqNba)

She's an honest broad. I can't remember when, but Sarah Hoyt tried to excoriate Vox Day not so long ago.

Vox Day is dry, but he's straight-to-the-point honest. He is one of the intellects that I admire throughout the Media.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 07:07 AM (Ckg4U)

743 When I watch the Venezuela fighting men video, I keep hearing Jerry Lewis yelling 'Laaaaaaaaady!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 07:09 AM (oVJmc)

744 To owners who have legitimate uses for their Bibles, I want to reiterate that the actions being announced today are not because of you, and are not directed at you. Our actions, on behalf of all New Zealanders, are directed at making sure this never happens again

Posted by: NZ PM at March 22, 2019 07:10 AM (UdKB7)

745 Wear a hijab day.NZ PM is a virtue signaling idiot

https://tinyurl.com/y22ofjg3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:11 AM (AllCR)

746
There are days that I begin to wonder if all this crap isn't really a secret plot by the Human Extinction Project.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 07:03 AM


It's the 'suck every ounce of joy out of life' crowd. People so miserable in their own existence they demand others suffer as much as them.

Which is why socialists and islamists can climb under the sheets together.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 07:11 AM (jYje5)

747 -Posted by: NZ PM at March 22, 2019 07:07 AM (UdKB7)

Keep up that "repetition-thing" and you'll find yourself escorted to the door. We "Get It" the First Time.

I'd be willing to bet that the Average I.Q. around here is 120+. We don't need a "Repetitive Shove", amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 07:11 AM (Ckg4U)

748 To owners who have legitimate uses for their repetition, I want to reiterate that the actions being announced today are not because of you, and are not directed at you. Our actions, on behalf of all New Zealanders, are directed at making sure this never happens again

Posted by: NZ PM at March 22, 2019 07:12 AM (UdKB7)

749 Wear a hijab day.NZ PM is a virtue signaling idiot

https://tinyurl.com/y22ofjg3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Beekeepers Unite!

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 07:13 AM (8ikIW)

750 Might someone toss this (UdKB7) Ass out to the curb, please? Clean-up on Aisles four, five, seven and twelve, Irv.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 07:14 AM (Ckg4U)

751 Sorry. I found a black cornflake this morning in my cereal this morning and think it's an indicator of how this day is going to go.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 07:15 AM (UdKB7)

752 Sorry. I found a black cornflake this morning in my cereal this morning and think it's an indicator of how this day is going to go.
Posted by: freaked


A prize in every box.

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 07:15 AM (8ikIW)

753 You are one to talk slap.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 07:16 AM (UdKB7)

754 740 To owners who have legitimate uses for their fist shaped dildos, I want to reiterate that the actions being announced today are not because of you, and are not directed at you. Our actions, on behalf of all New Zealanders, are directed at making sure this never happens again
Posted by: NZ PM at March 22, 2019 07:02 AM (UdKB7)

the rubber fist broke my anus

Posted by: corie b at March 22, 2019 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

755 Now Now..

Too early in the AM to get undies in a bunch.

It's Friday!!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2019 07:17 AM (8ikIW)

756 "You are one to talk slap."
-Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 07:16 AM (UdKB7)

Yes. I am.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 22, 2019 07:17 AM (Ckg4U)

757 Since January 6000 Nigerian Christians mostly women and children have been killed by Muslim herdsmen. Media reporting on that? Nope/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:17 AM (AllCR)

758 link:

https://tinyurl.com/y6c9m8db

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:18 AM (AllCR)

759 Nood JJ

Posted by: JAS at March 22, 2019 07:19 AM (KOCKb)

760
It's the 'suck every ounce of joy out of life' crowd.



They're everywhere, it seems.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 07:19 AM (oVJmc)

761 "the rubber fist broke my anus"

SURPRISE!!!

Posted by: The Surprise Anal Bandit at March 22, 2019 07:20 AM (cqNba)

Trump Signs Executive Order Re-Affirming That Colleges Must Defend the Right to Free Speech Or Lose Federal Grants; Also Demands Schools Provide a Report Card on Their Students' Ability to Repay College Debt

Keeping promises.


President Trump on Thursday signed an executive order to promote free speech on college campuses by threatening colleges with the loss of federal research funding if they do not protect those rights.

"We’re here to take historic action to defend American students and American values," Trump said, surrounded by conservative student activists at the signing ceremony. "They’ve been under siege."


"Under the guise of speech codes, safe spaces and trigger warnings, these universities have tried to restrict free thought, impose total conformity and shut down the voices of great young Americans like those here today," he said.

A senior administration official said the order directs 12 grant-making agencies to use their authority in coordination with the White House Office of Management and Budget (OMB) to ensure institutions that receive federal research or education grants promote free speech and free inquiry.

This order does not really order schools to do more than they're already supposed to be doing -- but it is a shot across the bow that the law will be actually followed going forward, and noncompliant schools will be punished as the law provides, and that "compliance" may be interpreted more strictly than it has in the past.

He also directed schools to start reporting on how their students repay -- or do not repay -- student loans accumulated at their schools.

It's funny, the people the GOPe shills and their leftwing allies insist to me were "Honorable" lied to me constantly. Like when John McCain ran for reelection with a promise made in an ad to "Build the Dang Fence," then immediately opposed border fencing when he won, or when he ran for years on the promise to repeal ObamaCare, then sided with his Very Good Friends the Democrats when he had an opportunity to vote for repeal with a president who would sign that repeal into law.

I have a theory on that: It's not lying if you're lying to people unworthy of honesty. Just like a knight didn't have to offer honorable combat to ruffians or commoners -- just other knights or those deemed to have "honor" (often a matter of bloodline and breeding), our politicians aren't really lying if they just lie to the Deplorables, who are deplorable.

The Deplorables, wack-a-doos, and Hobbits need to be lied to to be steered into being tricked into passively accepting the GOPe/liberal line. And McCain knew that -- and he was courageous in his willingness, nay, eagerness to lie to Deplorables to inflict the globalist GOPe/liberal transnational progressive line on them.

Meanwhile -- this liar Trump, huh?

See, he's dishonorable because he keeps promises to those who are themselves dishonorable.

McCain was a Noble Man because he lied to Deplorables who are not owed the truth; Trump is an Ignoble Monster because he keeps faith with the Deplorables who should be treated like animals, not human beings.

Sort of Related: British police investigating journalist for the crime of "misgendering" (an Orwellian term meaning "correctly noting the gender of") a tranny.





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:33 PM




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1 It's so dismal that this is even an issue.

Posted by: pep at March 21, 2019 07:35 PM (T6t7i)

2 Hitting someone with a bike lock is still ok, right?

Posted by: SJW thugs at March 21, 2019 07:36 PM (yIBga)

3 Universities have squandered the goodwill they built up in the postwar era. They have been really stupid. Punish them.

Posted by: pep at March 21, 2019 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

4 time to nuke jolly olde. for their own good. they are truly too stupid to live.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 07:37 PM (KP5rU)

5 John McCain was not an honorable man.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 21, 2019 07:37 PM (p0nVR)

6 It's a good thing that Britain's government doesn't have any other big problems to deal with at the moment. Right, Teresa?

Posted by: pep at March 21, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)

7 Dig up that old post about the Columbia Grad who was taking more classes at a community college to prevent paying back her student loan. Yes it was a Wymins Studies major.

Posted by: Picric at March 21, 2019 07:38 PM (nonGu)

8 kolliges are wastelands. defund.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 07:38 PM (KP5rU)

9 I wont comment on this until Binny Shatpiro tells me what Im supposed to think

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 07:39 PM (+dsLj)

10 Universities took the king's shilling. You never take the king's shilling. Then the king owns you.

Posted by: pep at March 21, 2019 07:39 PM (T6t7i)

11

Will President Biden rescind the order?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 07:40 PM (aKsyK)

12 But with knife crimes soaring across the UK, should police be investigating incidents such as these?


Fuck the knife crimes part, the answer to your question is HELL FUCKING NO.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:41 PM (LL1Be)

13 No conservative of Good Character would ever keep so many promises. What depths will Trump sink to next.

I recommend a "Dear Colleague" letter.

BTW, another crack, though a small one. Klavan recently called out Cap'n Bill. He's been trying real hard to avoid that.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 21, 2019 07:41 PM (VaN/j)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (x4a5l)

15 It's amazing to have a president who just does what he promised he would do without hesitation. And the amount he is accomplishing is so incredible the Caliphate in Syria was extinguished today and is hardly a blip on the radar.

I'm still not tired of winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (/tuJf)

16
I have a theory on that: It's not lying if you're lying to people unworthy of honesty.

Taqiyya Sunrise

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (aKsyK)

17

For so many years I thought John McCain was an honorable man.

He fooled a lot of us.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (S/hVx)

18 Excellent move by Trump. Also, trade schools need to be emphasized more. There will come a time when electrician, plumbers etc will be in very short supply. Our neighbors son wasn't cut out for college and he knew it. Went to school to learn to work on diesel engines. Landed a great job right out of school. My grandson is doing the same.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (dUJdY)

19 The UK is lost

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (oOwhS)

20 Tucker has been hammering the school issue.

I like his proposal. Make the colleges co-sign on the loans.

Get some skin in the game, you overpaid, federally propped-up bureaucrats.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:44 PM (LL1Be)

21 I'm glad I live in a country with the first amendment, damaged as it may be.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 07:44 PM (GBteo)

22 I can picture Leftist students running around with their hair on fire screaming
Trump is trying force hate speech on us!

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 07:44 PM (BbGew)

23 It will explode your university brain

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 21, 2019 07:45 PM (MozdL)

24 my POTUS is the best!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 21, 2019 07:45 PM (4hfnr)

25 There are republicans defending McCain all over twitter. Fuck those people, McCain was a lying bastard who had zero honor.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 07:45 PM (4e+hS)

26 britain should start investigating dental crimes. more important than what to call their fucking freaks who have no clue as to what gender they are. pea eating phucksticks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 07:45 PM (KP5rU)

27 I think that Social Justice has replaced Wymin's studies as the go to useless degree. I was at the Senior night at the local High School, and several students were going to college planning to study social justice.
I told my wife "It is not that hard to say Do you want Fries with that?"

Posted by: Picric at March 21, 2019 07:45 PM (nonGu)

28 >>>Will President Biden rescind the order?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 07:40 PM (aKsyK)<<<
I'll allow it.

Posted by: a Hawaiian judge at March 21, 2019 07:45 PM (yIBga)

29 I swear if anyone ever uses the term 'misgendering' around me I'm gonna hit them with a shovel.

Disgusting filth.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 07:46 PM (8erNz)

30 McCain spread vicious lies about Trump then banned the sitting POTUS from his funeral.


Nasty in life, putrid in death.
And fat little rich girl Meggie McView is a chunk, er chip off the old block.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:46 PM (LL1Be)

31 At least Islamic taqiyya is designed for defense of religious principles. But I'm not even mad at McCain specifically. Every member of Congress is like this. Mike Lee, twoo conservative? Cuck. Rand Paul, libertarian wunderkind? Nope. At least I expect the Mitt Romneys and Lisa Whorekowskis to sell out, but the fact is they are all guilty. Not a piece of shit? Okay, resign. Either that, or don't expect me to be sad when someone sacks DC

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 07:46 PM (KqKQP)

32 mccain was an enemy of the state. i have more respect for snoopdog.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 07:47 PM (KP5rU)

33 Yeah, what a liar, huh ?

Not to mention the flagrant criminality of actually enforcing the laws.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2019 07:47 PM (wA4OO)

34 Future headline after UK bans Knives:

But with cricket bat crimes soaring across the UK, should police be investigating incidents such as these?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 21, 2019 07:47 PM (xPl2J)

35 27 I think that Social Justice has replaced Wymin's studies as the go to useless degree. I was at the Senior night at the local High School, and several students were going to college planning to study social justice.
I told my wife "It is not that hard to say Do you want Fries with that?"


The proper response is "Who's gonna pay for that?"

I certainly will not pay for our kid to study that garbage.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 07:47 PM (8erNz)

36 This thought police gig sure is a bloody lot easier than breaking up Asian yoot gang rapes.

Posted by: UK Law Enforcemt at March 21, 2019 07:48 PM (Tyii7)

37 I saw something about a proposal to cap school losn repayment and allow forgiveness
not sure of deets

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:48 PM (dm05u)

38 Excellent move by Trump. Also, trade schools need to be emphasized more. There will come a time when electrician, plumbers etc will be in very short supply. Our neighbors son wasn't cut out for college and he knew it. Went to school to learn to work on diesel engines. Landed a great job right out of school. My grandson is doing the same.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (dUJdY)

--------------------------

My son in law did almost the same, with a couple of lower end jobs first. He is now with Cummins, and is taking all the schooling they have available to become a Master Diesel Mechanic. Cummins is also one of the few companies that still offers a real pension. He will wind up doing great.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 07:48 PM (ffYR/)

39 And fat little rich girl Meggie McView is a chunk, er chip off the old block.

***********************

I say, she's an odious vermin of filth and disease, with all the mannerisms of a boorish yalie.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 07:48 PM (+dsLj)

40 I'm glad my ancestors picked up their muskets and got rid of the Brits. How incredibly stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 07:49 PM (Ih4ii)

41 Let's not forget that lying to infidels is a central pillar of Islam.... that's how they invade and destroy superior civilizations.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 21, 2019 07:49 PM (jjaLl)

42 John McCain was not an honorable man.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 21, 2019 07:37 PM

McCain was an honorable man. So are they all, all honorable men.

Posted by: Zombie Marc Antony at March 21, 2019 07:49 PM (vZrbf)

43 There is a stupid twit arguing with Ed Henry that illegals shouldn't be called illegals. They're "undocumented immigrants."

Good. Let her take a few in with her.


So sick of this crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

44 the stupid dossier, the hobbit comment...he's long gone to me.

give it up, meghan

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 21, 2019 07:50 PM (4hfnr)

45 There is no sign of the times more frightening than the fact the President must assign an Executive Order demanding free speech on college campuses. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 07:50 PM (H8QX8)

46
Cat Rides Roomba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hjLbaGh5ZA

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:50 PM (xvH+/)

47 17

For so many years I thought John McCain was an honorable man.

He fooled a lot of us.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (S/hVx)
____

I never could stand him. I almost sat out 2008, but ended up voting for Palin for Veep. And there was the Obama thing - he's another I detested on sight.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 21, 2019 07:50 PM (VaN/j)

48 McCain's 1st wife thought he was super honorable.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 07:50 PM (4e+hS)

49 Make the colleges co-sign on the loans.
=====

FWIW, that's the only way to restore some kind of sanity.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 07:51 PM (MIKMs)

50 Gah. This idiot arguing with Ed Henry also has vocal fry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

51 Just a friendly reminder that that last GOPe dominated Congress could've passed something like this as an actual law but didn't. Wasn't even a thought.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2019 07:52 PM (4ErVI)

52 I think that Social Justice has replaced Wymin's studies as the go to useless degree.


Just wait until they rename it "Social Engineering" so they can claim they have a STEM degree.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 07:52 PM (OMsf+)

53 Another thing: if you're Roger Simon or Paul Mirengoff, go ahead and get CUCK burned into your skin. If you spend one second lecturing me on the non-existent honor of John "Betray the Hobbits" McCain, fuck you. You deserve a bath in acid.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 07:52 PM (KqKQP)

54 The proper response is "Who's gonna pay for that?"

I certainly will not pay for our kid to study that garbage.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 07:47 PM (8erNz)

--

I've told our daughter that. Become a dentist or something useful and I'll help you pay for school. Go to college for something other people do as a hobby and you're on your own.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 21, 2019 07:52 PM (xyung)

55 arguing with Ed Henry that illegals shouldn't be called illegals.

I thought it was bad under Barry the Incompetent. The NewSpeak is getting worse and worse.

Hopefully it means that the freaks are panicking and being backed into a corner.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:52 PM (LL1Be)

56 It's not lying if you're lying to people unworthy of honesty. Just like a knight didn't have to offer honorable combat to ruffians or commoners -- just other knights or those deemed to have "honor" (often a matter of bloodline and breeding), our politicians aren't really lying if they just lie to the Deplorables, who are deplorable.


Thing I've got to say to those Dems and Dimi lovers.

Remember Agincourt

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 07:52 PM (ePWRo)

57 Short video of mutual assault in Lewisham, Kent...
https://twitter.com/Kent_999s/status/
1108691112657596417

Benny Hill music not added yet.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 07:53 PM (Dh1wo)

58 Addendum: Go to community college to become a dental hygienist or pharmacy tech, even if that's where you stop and earn an honest living for the rest of your life with that skill, and I'll pay for everything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 21, 2019 07:53 PM (xyung)

59 For so many years I thought John McCain was an honorable man.

He fooled a lot of us.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (S/hVx)
____

#metoo.

I am annoyed at him, even though he's dead. I sometimes think he was different and his brain tumor affected his reasoning and honesty. Or maybe I was just a naive dumbass.

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 07:53 PM (XROPS)

60 I posted #57 before reading #34!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 07:53 PM (Dh1wo)

61
mccain became a Shit to me in 2000.

Remember: there was a time when mccain wasn't going to endorse Bush -- Fake News made a huge deal about it.

Again, in 2004, we all had to hope mccain would grace Bush with his endorsement -- and he kept us in suspense until nearly the last minute because he and Fake News were floating rumors mccain would be Kerry's veep.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:54 PM (xvH+/)

62 I like this analysis and thus am redistributing it to me.

You know, I was quite content to ignore John McCain once he died. But then the confirmation came out that he was the coup attempting jackhole we all knew he was and suddenly HOW DARE YOU note accurate statements about McCain.

If people are going to deify McCain, then I shall retort. And if Meghan McCain is going to go around squealing BUT MY DAAAADDDDYYY then it's only fair to point out what her charming piece of work Daddy did to her half siblings, now, isn't it?

Funny how I don't see Super Moral Arbiter of Moralness David French being disturbed in the slightest about McCain ditching the woman who stayed true to him while he was a POW and getting a freaking marriage license to marry the heiress he dumped her for before the divorce was even final.

If we are going to discuss McCain, let us discuss McCain.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 07:54 PM (GbPPJ)

63 What's to argue about illegals? Is the word used in federal law? There you go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 21, 2019 07:54 PM (xyung)

64 he was all in for the hill too, which was b.s.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 21, 2019 07:54 PM (4hfnr)

65 arguing with Ed Henry that illegals shouldn't be called illegals.

-
Remember, when pre-citizens move in, the crime rate goes down.


NEW: ICE sets record for arrests of undocumented immigrants with no criminal record. 63.5% of ICE arrests in December had criminal record, lowest figure on record. Under Obama, ICE peaked at 89% and was at 82% in his final month in office.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 07:54 PM (+y/Ru)

66 john mccain had more american kills than the north vietnamese air force. i loathe that traitorous fucker. his daughter is just a fat, priveledged, bitch, lapping up whoopi goldberg's used food. useless scrunt.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 07:55 PM (KP5rU)

67 Hate speech (and crime) needed to be delegitimized the second it was invented.

I still remember when Algore whined to Bush in a debate that a murderer on DEATH FUCKING ROW wasn't being punished properly because he wasnt convicted of a hate crime.

Now merely looking at a girl for 1 second longer than the allotted 4 second rule as ordained by the church of the mighty gaping vagina of Gynoloch is hate speech and also rape.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 07:55 PM (+dsLj)

68 Fucking limeys with knife control.LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 07:55 PM (BXMxN)

69 Those "hate crime" laws in the UK are what the Left intends for us. If only there was an opposition party in this country.

If only........

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 07:55 PM (WNAuL)

70 Trump has told 4322 documented lies since he took the oath of office!

For example, once he said to Jim Acosta "Good morning" when clearly he did not wish him to have one.

Posted by: MFM at March 21, 2019 07:56 PM (ZfRYq)

71 What happened to Tapper's forehead? He looks like Anderson Cooper with HIV.

Posted by: Fritz at March 21, 2019 07:56 PM (LuPts)

72
The "lies" are over 8K, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:56 PM (xvH+/)

73 Surprised this one actually went through. He threatened to cut off funding to sanctuary cities like 8 times then when a judge said he couldn't he just shrugged and dropped the idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 07:57 PM (39g3+)

74 Make the colleges co-sign on the loans.
=====

FWIW, that's the only way to restore some kind of sanity.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 07:51 PM (MIKMs)

--------------------------

Purdue is doing something like this. They call it an Income Sharing Agreement, where you agree to pay back the school for the costs they incur at X percent of your income post graduation. No idea whether this is dischargeable in bankruptcy, but it does give them incentives to make sure they are employable in their field after graduation.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 07:57 PM (ffYR/)

75 John McCain was not an honorable man.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 21, 2019 07:37 PM

McCain was an honorable man. So are they all, all honorable men.
Posted by: Zombie Marc Antony

As honorable as a dagger in the gut. Et tu, Johnny?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)

76 Hate speech (and crime) needed to be delegitimized the second it was invented.

Yeah the left too easily manipulates language and everyone goes along far too readily.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 07:58 PM (39g3+)

77 I would feel bad for a young lady who I know weeps while looking at vacation photos or pictures of her and her father when she was a little girl.

Take that sh*t into the public circle to tell me how Crash McTraitor was a decent and honorable man who just happened to throw an election before knowing damaging 300M people's budgets / health insurance out of personal spite for an orange outsider?

Go f*ck yourself, sugartits.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 21, 2019 07:58 PM (xyung)

78 I was listening to an add on the Radio about my local university about how you need to take 15 hours per semester to graduate in 4 years, and they would offer summer classes if you were behind. So I did some quick math, 8 semesters times 15 hours is 120 credits hours.

Having trouble believing that 120 hours gets you a degree worth having. Students Must have a clear plan on what your major is and no major changes. I graduated with 135~140 I was definitely not as efficent as I could have been, but I knew majors that took 150+ to graduate.

Posted by: Picric at March 21, 2019 07:59 PM (nonGu)

79 Surprised this one actually went through. He threatened to cut off
funding to sanctuary cities like 8 times then when a judge said he
couldn't he just shrugged and dropped the idea.


Oh he dropped the 'method'. But Idon't think he dropped 'the idea'.

If PDT can't get through it , he will go around it, or tunnel under it.

If he wants it, he will get it.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:59 PM (LL1Be)

80 Just a friendly reminder that that last GOPe dominated Congress could've passed something like this as an actual law but didn't. Wasn't even a thought.

************

I imagine one of Trump's yuge mistake was probably thinking, "Hey we got the House and Senate and Im prez, Im sure they'll be rolling out all the legislation they campaigned on to send to my desk any day now."

*crickets*

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 07:59 PM (+dsLj)

81 I'm late to responding to threads in real-time, but all those "special" cats just look like Maine Coons with Mange.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at March 21, 2019 07:59 PM (Clxcy)

82 like

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 21, 2019 08:00 PM (oAY8z)

83 Trump has told 4322 documented lies since he took the oath of office!

For example, once he said to Jim Acosta "Good morning" when clearly he did not wish him to have one.
Posted by: MFM at March 21, 2019 07:56 PM (ZfRYq)

Last week I dreamt that Trump was being impeached, and his "crime" was that someone asked him how he was feeling, and he said he felt great, but they knew that the previous morning he had told his doctor that he was NOT feeling great.
He lied!!! IMPEACH!
Seriously, that was my dream.

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 08:00 PM (XROPS)

84 Just a friendly reminder that that last GOPe dominated Congress could've
passed something like this as an actual law but didn't. Wasn't even a
thought.



"We worked and worked and worked SO SO HARD!!!"

-Paul Ryno

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 08:01 PM (LL1Be)

85 I guess I wonder why the Federal Government isn't more selective in making student loans.

They could tie it to BLS data on open positions and average starting wages.

But we know why they don't do it.

Posted by: MAGA at March 21, 2019 08:01 PM (I5LRE)

86 Surprised this one actually went through. He threatened to cut off
funding to sanctuary cities like 8 times then when a judge said he
couldn't he just shrugged and dropped the idea.

Oh he dropped the 'method'. But Idon't think he dropped 'the idea'.

If PDT can't get through it , he will go around it, or tunnel under it.

If he wants it, he will get it.
Posted by: mikeyG

yep.

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 08:01 PM (XROPS)

87 Super Moral Arbiter ex be Davy Frenchous
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

88

Anyone else waiting for Mr Kellyanne Conway to really cross the line on twitter?

I'll bet it happens within 48 hours.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM (xvH+/)

89
I imagine one of Trump's yuge mistake was probably thinking, "Hey we got the House and Senate and Im prez, Im sure they'll be rolling out all the legislation they campaigned on to send to my desk any day now."

*crickets*
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 07:59 PM (+dsLj)


I was so excited on January 20, 2017. I figured there would be bills lined up like planes at O'Hare to pass all the things that if only we had all three branches we would totes do!

I'm dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM (GbPPJ)

90 Ace could to a weekly post documenting McCain's douchebaggery.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM (4e+hS)

91 McCain was born a POS.

They would have booted him out of the Navy if not for his lineage.

Keating Five 1989, count all the Republicans
Alan Cranston (D-CA)
Dennis DeConcini (D-AZ)
John Glenn (D-OH)
John McCain (R-AZ)
Donald Riegle (D-MI)

Every sixth year he would lie to Arizonans and talk like a Republican, they would elect him and he would spend the next five pouring manure on them and the rest of serious Republican.

He was born worthless and he died worthless.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 08:03 PM (ePWRo)

92 And now the Dhimmicrats will force bill through the House that will proscribe all forms of "Hate Speech," so they can claim Trump is forcing colleges to support Hate Speech. Their definition of Hate Speech will be everything Donkey Chompers and her pals can dream-up within a week, and will require thousands of pages to list.

Posted by: Gref at March 21, 2019 08:03 PM (AMIL/)

93 "We worked and worked and worked SO SO HARD!!!"

-Paul Ryno

He worked hard for money
Hard for it, honey

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 08:03 PM (+y/Ru)

94 I was so excited on January 20, 2017. I figured there would be bills lined up like planes at O'Hare to pass all the things that if only we had all three branches we would totes do!

---

Eight years of planning = tax cuts that will expire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 21, 2019 08:03 PM (xyung)

95 If he wants it, he will get it.

That's the real question though, isn't it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 08:03 PM (39g3+)

96 I imagine one of Trump's yuge mistake was probably thinking, "Hey we got the House and Senate and Im prez, Im sure they'll be rolling out all the legislation they campaigned on to send to my desk any day now."

*crickets*


He failed to set some examples, like riding Comey and his minions out of the Jay-Ed building with a flame whip on his first day in office.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 08:04 PM (8erNz)

97 If you want to understand what happens to a disarmed populace?

You get prosecuted and threatened with jail time for "misgendering" someone, whatever the fuck that means.

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:04 PM (fF3XF)

98 Anyone else waiting for Mr Kellyanne Conway to really cross the line on twitter?

I'll bet it happens within 48 hours.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert

James Carville is more restrained and genial to his wife than this fat cuck. Let than sink in.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 21, 2019 08:04 PM (gkstg)

99 There are some serious and excellent class action lawsuits pending against some very fine universities for constitutional free speech violations.
Schools would be smart to adopt the Trump principles and re-write their codes of student conduct.

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 08:04 PM (XROPS)

100 I'm dumb as a box of rocks.

******************

Thought the same thing, then slowly realized when Paul Ryan spent all his time on TV waving his strapon dildo around about some mean thing Trump said instead of trying to get his fucking house to pass shit I knew were headed to a dark place.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 08:04 PM (+dsLj)

101
Having trouble believing that 120 hours gets you a degree worth
having. Students Must have a clear plan on what your major is and no
major changes.
=====

Youngest managed her engineering degree on time. Her loans are crushing, but less than if she had wiffled and waffled.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 08:04 PM (MIKMs)

102
*crickets*

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 07:59 PM (+dsLj)

To be fair, he's a grown man and shouldn't have to run behind the alleged adults of the Senate to do their jobs. Or at least avoid relentlessly betraying their voters.

It's completely insane when you think about it. If you told 2014 me that I would support Donald Trump abolishing Congress with napalm, I would probably ask to buy some drugs from you. Nowadays, I'd agree wholeheartedly, as long as he lets me machete up Ben Sasse.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:04 PM (KqKQP)

103 69 Those "hate crime" laws in the UK are what the Left intends for us. If only there was an opposition party in this country.

If only........
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 07:55 PM (WNAuL)

I posted a link from heritage foundation discussing dems' equality act. Basically, gender dysphorics are a protected class under the act.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 08:05 PM (t6MX/)

104 I was so excited on January 20, 2017. I figured there would be bills lined up like planes at O'Hare to pass all the things that if only we had all three branches we would totes do!

I'm dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM (GbPPJ)

----

It went from "plane on the tarmac" to "legislation is super hard" as soon as they took their oaths.

Posted by: MAGA at March 21, 2019 08:05 PM (I5LRE)

105 I imagine one of Trump's yuge mistake was probably thinking, "Hey we got the House and Senate and Im prez, Im sure they'll be rolling out all the legislation they campaigned on to send to my desk any day now."

*crickets*


I get the impression that Trump is not a fan of the Imperial Presidency. He wants Congress to do its job.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 21, 2019 08:05 PM (Bmqd+)

106 I was so excited on January 20, 2017. I figured there would be bills lined up like planes at O'Hare to pass all the things that if only we had all three branches we would totes do!

And really, this is what drove the loss of the house more than anything: people saying "well what the hell difference does it make who's in there??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 08:06 PM (39g3+)

107
A journalist has been accused of a hate crime, after she misgendered a trans person on Twitter. Hate crimes have a maximum two-year prison sentence.




The Limeys are completely buggered and they've done it to themselves.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 08:06 PM (c1ajs)

108 I was so excited on January 20, 2017. I figured there would be bills lined up like planes at O'Hare to pass all the things that if only we had all three branches we would totes do!

I'm dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM (GbPPJ)

--------------------------------

I was already unfortunately jaded enough to realize that Congress would not work to advance his agenda, as it involved illegals. I was not jaded enough to realize how hard the Rs would work to fight him on it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 08:06 PM (ffYR/)

109 I'm dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM

somethingsomething princes and sons of men somethingsomething...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 08:06 PM (vZrbf)

110 I get the impression that Trump is not a fan of the Imperial Presidency. He wants Congress to do its job.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 21, 2019 08:05 PM (Bmqd+)

DJT is rather a fan of people doing their jobs.

He has a rather snappy catch phrase for people who demonstrate they cannot, in fact.

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:07 PM (fF3XF)

111 I imagine one of Trump's yuge mistake was probably thinking, "Hey we got the House and Senate and Im prez, Im sure they'll be rolling out all the legislation they campaigned on to send to my desk any day now."

---

Say, you know who is ready to use that Obamacare law that is still intact and sitting there waiting for the next (D) president?

Every (D) politician.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 21, 2019 08:07 PM (xyung)

112 This is a violation of conscience, the powers bestowed upon this Congress and a bunch of other important sounding bullshit.

We will be introducing Senate legislation titled " The 'Suck It, Deplorables' Act of 2019" this week to challenge Trump's overstepping of his authority.


Posted by: Wicker, Rubio, Portman,Collins,Murkowski, Blount,Alexander,Toomey,Romney, Paul,Moran,Lee at March 21, 2019 08:07 PM (LL1Be)

113 I'd agree wholeheartedly, as long as he lets me machete up Ben Sasse.

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Why not save Sasse for last since he at least didnt go full cuck with the nat emergency vote.

Reminds me of the Commando line though.

"Remember when I said I would kill you last?"

"I LIED"

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 08:07 PM (+dsLj)

114 I was so excited on January 20, 2017. I figured there would be bills lined up like planes at O'Hare to pass all the things that if only we had all three branches we would totes do!

I'm dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM (GbPPJ)

like Samwise Gamgee at Rivendell in Fellowship of the Ring -.I'm packing coz we did what Gandalf wanted so we can go home now, right?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 08:08 PM (dm05u)

115 And really, this is what drove the loss of the house more than anything: people saying "well what the hell difference does it make who's in there??" 

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 08:06 PM (39g3+)

They all deserve to die. That simple. If there was one who didn't deserve it, they should have resigned already, with "you all deserve to die" featuring prominently in their farewell speech.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:08 PM (KqKQP)

116 It's completely insane when you think about it. If you told 2014 me that I would support Donald Trump abolishing Congress with napalm, I would probably ask to buy some drugs from you. Nowadays, I'd agree wholeheartedly, as long as he lets me machete up Ben Sasse.
Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:04 PM (KqKQP)

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My new catchphrase "machete up!"

Posted by: MAGA at March 21, 2019 08:08 PM (I5LRE)

117
Why not save Sasse for last since he at least didnt go full cuck with the nat emergency vote. 

Reminds me of the Commando line though. 

"Remember when I said I would kill you last?" 

"I LIED"

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 08:07 PM (+dsLj)

This one was only the watcher. Hang him last, that he may watch the others die.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:09 PM (KqKQP)

118 For so many years I thought John McCain was an honorable man.

He fooled a lot of us.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (S/hVx)


Before 2008 I couldn't figure out why Rush was so mean to the Ol' Maverick. By the time the miserable traitor had thrown the election I was upset Rush didn't hammer the cocksucker harder.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2019 08:10 PM (y7DUB)

119
I'd agree wholeheartedly, as long as he lets me machete up Ben Sasse.



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Why not save Sasse for last since he at least didnt go full cuck with the nat emergency vote.


It's cool.
Just machete up his non-cucky parts.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 08:10 PM (LL1Be)

120 Rather than invade Venezuela I'd like to see USAF air drop thousands of pistols like was intended with the FP-45 liberator in ww2...

Posted by: DXO at March 21, 2019 08:10 PM (nzKWW)

121 Thought the same thing, then slowly realized when Paul Ryan spent all his time on TV waving his strapon dildo around about some mean thing Trump said instead of trying to get his fucking house to pass shit I knew were headed to a dark place.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 08:04 PM (+dsLj)


Those assholes thought the dossier was real and Trump was a Russian plant and he would be impeached and then Profit by which I mean Hillary would magically be President.

Which brings up this question: why is that Our Betters would assume such stupidity was true? What secrets are they hiding?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:11 PM (GbPPJ)

122 I'm so glad that there is a UK. It makes our moonbatism look not so bad.

FULL STORY: Home Office refused asylum to an Iranian who converted from Islam to Christianity because it said that Christianity was not a peaceful religion.

. . . .

Several British newspapers are reporting that an Iranian convert to Christianity was denied asylum by the U.K. Home Office because his religion was considered too violent, with the office citing passages from Revelations to prove its point.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 08:12 PM (+y/Ru)

123 120 Rather than invade Venezuela I'd like to see USAF air drop thousands of pistols like was intended with the FP-45 liberator in ww2...
Posted by: DXO at March 21, 2019 08:10 PM (nzKWW)

Messy. Brazil seems a likely conduit.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 08:12 PM (t6MX/)

124 "I was so excited on January 20, 2017. I figured there would be bills lined up like planes at O'Hare to pass all the things that if only we had all three branches we would totes do!

I'm dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM (GbPPJ) "



You're not the only one.

Though I prefer to think of it as "optimistic".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2019 08:12 PM (wA4OO)

125 Just put GPS on all the knives, duh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 08:13 PM (gMim2)

126 There is no (D) or ( R).

There is only UniParty.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 08:13 PM (LL1Be)

127 I'm so glad that there is a UK. It makes our moonbatism look not so bad.

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Hi there! We're the fine folks down under that make the UK look like MAGA Town!

Posted by: Australia at March 21, 2019 08:13 PM (+dsLj)

128 "What secrets are they hiding?"

The secret was they all wanted HRC elected so they could continue business as usual.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 08:13 PM (UdKB7)

129 I'm glad I was stationed in the UK before they went full "Orwell".

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 08:13 PM (WNAuL)

130 Several British newspapers are reporting that an Iranian convert to Christianity was denied asylum by the U.K. Home Office because his religion was considered too violent, with the office citing passages from Revelations to prove its point.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 08:12 PM (+y/Ru)

It's shit like this, and the fact that I work for a "woke" French company, that have me actually rooting for Vlad to roll tanks through Western Europe the day after we pull every last soldier, sailor, airman and marine off the continent.

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:14 PM (fF3XF)

131 It's not a secret anymore though, the masks have come off and it is worse than expected.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 08:15 PM (UdKB7)

132 McCain never forgave the hobbits for not giving him the nomination in 2000. He was a bitter and spiteful old man.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 21, 2019 08:15 PM (3DZIZ)

133 Ace really hits on something, most, maybe every politician loath the people that vote for them.

Posted by: MAGA at March 21, 2019 08:15 PM (I5LRE)

134 McCain was an instrumental player in the first ever coup attempt in these United States.
He was working to overthrow a duly elected President.

You Treasonous Mutherfucker.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:15 PM (hGRZY)

135 128 "What secrets are they hiding?"

The secret was they all wanted HRC elected so they could continue business as usual.
Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 08:13 PM (UdKB7)

Business as usual = raiding the treasury while dividing the populace.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 08:17 PM (t6MX/)

136 132 McCain never forgave the hobbits for not giving him the nomination in 2000. He was a bitter and spiteful old man.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 21, 2019 08:15 PM (3DZIZ)

Which, among other things, spared us a reign of error of President Al Gore.

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:17 PM (fF3XF)

137 I get the impression that Trump is not a fan of the Imperial Presidency. He wants Congress to do its job.

Yeah a lot of the stuff he's doing now is because congress wouldn't do its job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 08:17 PM (39g3+)

138 Vlad to roll tanks through Western Europe the day after we pull every last soldier, sailor, airman and marine off the continent.

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Rooskies are doing a damn fine job indoctrinating my ass just with their TV shows on Amazon.

Lots of guns, men who act like men, non-existent presence of gays/trannies, very little vulgarity, no political correctness and feminine women who are like nuclear fuel for schadenboners.

I almost want to live in Moscow now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 08:18 PM (+dsLj)

139 Which brings up this question: why is that Our Betters would assume such stupidity was true? What secrets are they hiding?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:11 PM (GbPPJ)


Those assholes were in on it every fucking step of the way. As of 1988 they were determined that another Reagan would never happen again and then they got even more of an interloper from the outside. Ryan was an even bigger piece of shit than McCain as far as slow walking every fucking thing except endless Russian investigations and doing nothing to honor campaign promises.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2019 08:18 PM (y7DUB)

140
Before 2008 I couldn't figure out why Rush was so mean to the Ol' Maverick.

I believe several people left this blog due to criticism of McCain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

141 Anyone else waiting for Mr Kellyanne Conway to really cross the line on twitter?

I'll bet it happens within 48 hours.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM (xvH+/)



Maybe she has him tied up and stuffed in a cage in the basement. Big cage

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 08:18 PM (Zmgcq)

142 You're not the only one.

Though I prefer to think of it as "optimistic".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2019 08:12 PM (wA4OO

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I wasn't optimistic about moving legislation... the year 2015 disabused me of the notion that the Republicans were a political party, rather than a designated heel for the Democrat face in our national kayfabe.

Where I got taken by surprise was the Republicans' cooperation in the attempted coup that's unfolding.

That surprised me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 08:18 PM (gMim2)

143 iirc, During his inauguration speech Trump laid it out pretty plainly that there were too many in high office in it for themselves rather than for those they profess to serve.


And they have proven his words to be all too true.

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2019 08:18 PM (ujbNH)

144 Those "hate crime" laws in the UK are what the Left intends for us. If only there was an opposition party in this country.

If only........
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 07:55 PM (WNAuL)



That is their Orwellian dream.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 08:19 PM (Zmgcq)

145 Hey everybody, again.

TheQuietMan: My money is on,
Kellyanne has her husband blueballed into oblivion.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 21, 2019 08:19 PM (miE9U)

146 133 Ace really hits on something, most, maybe every politician loath the people that vote for them.

Posted by: MAGA at March 21, 2019 08:15 PM (I5LRE)

I'm sure most whores are the same way. The thing is, men also know that, and so most don't have the slightest twinge of sympathy when their rat-gnawed corpses bubble up to the gutter.

But I don't dislike hookers badly enough to actively wish them harm, at least.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:19 PM (KqKQP)

147 You know, I was quite content to ignore John McCain
once he died. But then the confirmation came out that he was the coup
attempting jackhole we all knew he was and suddenly HOW DARE YOU note
accurate statements about McCain.

If people are going to deify McCain, then I shall retort. And if
Meghan McCain is going to go around squealing BUT MY DAAAADDDDYYY then
it's only fair to point out what her charming piece of work Daddy did to
her half siblings, now, isn't it?

Funny how I don't see Super Moral Arbiter of Moralness David French
being disturbed in the slightest about McCain ditching the woman who
stayed true to him while he was a POW and getting a freaking marriage
license to marry the heiress he dumped her for before the divorce was
even final.

If we are going to discuss McCain, let us discuss McCain.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 07:54 PM (GbPPJ)


*shoves all the delicious things ever through the USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

148 And since Meghan decided to use Daddy's casket as a soapbox, I don't think she has standing to bitch when others point out the old bastard's faults.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 21, 2019 08:20 PM (3DZIZ)

149 Tucker on fire tonight. I love the clip he played of Swallowswell practically calling him a Rooskie tool, just like cray-cray Col. Ralph Peters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

150 We have lost many a battle in the long struggle against elitist tyranny. But the death of John McCain was indeed a glorious victory!

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 21, 2019 08:21 PM (yhf6w)

151 Thank you, sweet Jesus, for President Trump.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 08:21 PM (TdMsT)

152 "We're here to take historic action to defend American students and American values," Trump said, surrounded by conservative student activists at the signing ceremony. "They've been under siege."



Then it's time to lay siege to the universities. Open up with a few trebuchet volleys to soften them up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 08:21 PM (Zmgcq)

153 AtC, Huzzah. Keep bringing it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:22 PM (hGRZY)

154 I believe several people left this blog due to criticism of McCain.

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That's a shame, I'm sure if many of them knew the full depth of his actions behind closed doors they'd have a different opinion.

I knew he was a shitstain almost from the beginning, but I really had nothing to base it on except an intuitive impression of the asshole until fairly recently.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

155 Thank you, Jane.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:22 PM (GbPPJ)

156 Anyone else waiting for Mr Kellyanne Conway to really cross the line on twitter?

I'll bet it happens within 48 hours.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:02 PM (xvH+/)

Maybe he'll go Ron Perlman level Trump Derangement. That would be awesome.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 08:22 PM (Izzlo)

157 Speaking of masks, I always knew Saxby Chambliss was a lying scumbag politician, but he really pissed me off about this McCain shit. He sat silent thru 8 years of the dogeater and then speaks up about that? He is obstructing the best thing that could happen to this country and it has become blatantly obvious he is nothing but a GOPeCUCK. Fuck that guy in particular and I will do what I can to get rid of his sorry ass next time around.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 08:22 PM (UdKB7)

158 And since Meghan decided to use Daddy's casket as a
soapbox, I don't think she has standing to bitch when others point out
the old bastard's faults.


Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 21, 2019 08:20 PM (3DZIZ)


I'm sick to death of her. She's just another fake conservative tool on The View.


When Daddy Dearest finally died, she thanked Abby Huntsman for holding her hair while she drunkenly puked her guts out.

Yeah, I remember getting sh*t-faced drunk when my daddy died, and then my mom. NOT. What a weak, selfish, narcissistic twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

159 Want to learn about the Ruskies?

Watch the series "The Americans".
More than you ever imagined.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 08:23 PM (ePWRo)

160 That is their Orwellian dream.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 08:19 PM (Zmgcq)

Their dream is that you don't even have to say anything un-good. Merely being accused of thinking double-plus-ungood thoughts will be sufficient for a stretch in Room 101

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:23 PM (fF3XF)

161 Good. President Trump is a man of his word.

Next, let's bring back the draft. But only for those who "graadate" as Corrine Brown once said, from kollege.

Sonny Drysdale comes to mind.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2019 08:24 PM (Z+IKu)

162 And since Meghan decided to use Daddy's casket as a soapbox, I don't think she has standing to bitch when others point out the old bastard's faults.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living

I wish someone would inform her on camera that her Daddy is burning in hell right now for his numerous treacheries, then screen cap that shit.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 21, 2019 08:24 PM (gkstg)

163 Want to learn about the Ruskies?
Watch the series "The Americans".
More than you ever imagined.

*****************************

Now there's some good potent medicine to deflate any russian inspired schadenbonery.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 08:25 PM (+dsLj)

164 Sonny Drysdale comes to mind.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2019 08:24 PM (Z+IKu)



Isn't he busy running the bank for the Clampetts?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 08:26 PM (Zmgcq)

165 Yeah, I remember getting sh*t-faced drunk when my daddy died, and then my mom. NOT. What a weak, selfish, narcissistic twit.

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The cheese has slid off the cracker.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 08:26 PM (+dsLj)

166 Which brings up this question: why is that Our Betters would assume such stupidity was true? What secrets are they hiding?

I think they were horrified that this gauche terrible person won and were hoping against hope that something, anything could save them from it. By the end of their term in 2018, it was obvious that wasn't going to happen and they were starting to come around to the obvious (plus McCain wasn't around to cheerlead any longer). But it was too late.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 08:27 PM (39g3+)

167 All student debt should be forgiven. Fuck those re-education camps called Universities.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:27 PM (tRLIC)

168 I wish someone would inform her on camera that her Daddy is burning in hell right now for his numerous treacheries, then screen cap that shit.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 21, 2019 08:24 PM (gkstg)


I want someone to ask her to her face does the group of people who loved her Daddy more than anyone will love Trump include his first wife? You know, the one he dumped to marry her mother? How about her?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:27 PM (GbPPJ)

169 I started disliking McCain as a 19yo. That crooked con job he put up with Feingold. That soured into disgust when he threw the election. He'd have probably lost anyway, because he's a decrepit old monkey skeleton, but that was repulsive cuckery before that word was a thing.

His behavior from 2016 turned that to a deep hatred. McCain burns in hell, and his issue can follow him there AFAIC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 08:27 PM (gMim2)

170 The only decent part of McCain's legacy, is his former wife and sons.

They have been quiet and dignified through Meghan's and Cindy's entire grief fest.

I wish I'd had an entire year to say goodbye to my sweet daddy, who actually served his country with honor and was humble, kind, and devoted to his God, his family, and his country. There was a standing room only crowd at his funeral.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

171 Yeah, I remember getting sh*t-faced drunk when my daddy died, and then my mom. NOT. What a weak, selfish, narcissistic twit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

Meggie Mac had a year or longer to come to terms with the fact that her meal-ticket was about to breathe his last.

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:28 PM (fF3XF)

172 9 I swear if anyone ever uses the term 'misgendering' around me I'm gonna hit them with a shovel.

Disgusting filth.
Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 07:46 PM (8erNz)
**************
Don't get me started... I will not be silenced.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2019 08:28 PM (RBOtF)

173 "What you HAVE to understand is..."



Fuck you. That's just code for "believe what I say or else".

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 08:28 PM (LL1Be)

174 But with knife crimes soaring across the UK, should police be investigating incidents such as these?

Absolutely. Knives are legal, hate isn't. Down with hate!

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 08:28 PM (lK7fO)

175 Sick.

https://tinyurl.com/y293uq65

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 08:28 PM (RU4sa)

176 159
Want to learn about the Ruskies?



Watch the series "The Americans".

More than you ever imagined.

Posted by: Braenyard

Just remember, that was a fictional account. The reality was worse. Much worse. Great show, BTW.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 08:29 PM (WNAuL)

177 I believe several people left this blog due to criticism of McCain.

*********************

That's a shame, I'm sure if many of them knew the full depth of his actions behind closed doors they'd have a different opinion.


I'm not sure of that. Just like a significant number of people in this country prefer being ruled than have to deal with unfettered freedom, some people want to be lied to if it maintains their fantasy.

An even worse situation was on another blog where people claimed, very convincingly, that they loathed McCain, and then took a fucking hike over Drumpf. The disconnect is huge.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2019 08:29 PM (y7DUB)

178 Poor Meggie- Still trying to trade on daddy's name.

This bitch would be humping clothes at Lane Bryant if her name wasn't Mc Cain.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:29 PM (hGRZY)

179 is because congress wouldn't do its job.

They get re-elected and big donations right - Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2019 08:29 PM (FhXTo)

180 re: Which brings up this question: why is that Our Betters would assume such stupidity was true? What secrets are they hiding?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 08:11 PM (GbPPJ)
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Something that encompasses sitting/prior politicians on all sides of the aisle, the SC, and the IC, and other government agencies.

- And, Includes governments of other countries

- And, something that they were not affraid of losing whether H won, or whether Cruz won, or any of the other candidates.

- And, is still something they are still fighting to keep from being known.

Posted by: dDan at March 21, 2019 08:29 PM (hwYmz)

181 Isn't he busy running the bank for the Clampetts?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 08:26 PM (Zmgcq)

No, no, no. Sonny never worked or wanted too. He was always chasing pootang, unlike today's soybois, who all love the caak.

Top and bottom.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2019 08:29 PM (Z+IKu)

182 Sick.



https://tinyurl.com/y293uq65

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 08:28 PM (RU4sa)


Dear Sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

183 All student debt should be forgiven. Fuck those re-education camps called Universities.
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:27 PM (tRLIC)

2-years ago I would have fought tooth-and-nail against such a proposal.

Now? So long as every time of the "forgiveness" money is taken-out of the largess, grants, and other freebies these indoctrination centers are fed from the national treasury, I'm perfectly fine with it.

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:30 PM (fF3XF)

184 Or Don't forgive student debt, but kick out all illegals and zero immigration.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:30 PM (tRLIC)

185 allegedly, bankruptcy can end a lot of debt, but NOT student loans.

Because the anti-American profs that teach 2 hours a week, and are rapey with drunk coeds all the time ... they are so vital, they MUST be paid.


One way to get school debt forgiveness though, is to work certain jobs, like government jobs I think. Get everyone hooked to the government machine ... should work out fine. "Communism" has always worked in the past. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 08:30 PM (Cus5s)

186 Anytime I see Meghan McCain, much to my disgust I see a future Senator from the State of Arizona. Betcha the bitch runs in the not to distant future.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 21, 2019 08:31 PM (xzqr4)

187 Threatening to cut off research funding is a big stick, because academic research universities derive a lot of their operating revenue from overheads on Federal research grants.

Cut off - or even seriously threaten - Federal research funding, and a university's research stars will leave. The university will be stuck with a bunch of smelly socks leftist agitators in their Grievance Studies departments, who are all net drains on funds. Next stop: Mizzouland.

The upshot is that that threat will give physics, chemistry, and biology faculty nuclear weapons to FORCE the administration to face down the Red horde.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:31 PM (GJkKh)

188 Has the Random Hawaiian Judge ruled on this blatantly unconstitutional act yet?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 21, 2019 08:31 PM (sfs/z)

189 I cried when daddy died, closed his eyes, and covered him up. then made some very crass comments while pacing and waiting for hospice and the funeral home to show up. I guess a protection mechanism.

Meggie Mac can just go EaBoD!

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2019 08:31 PM (9L2du)

190 The winds are changing fast. Team Trump needs to catch up.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:32 PM (tRLIC)

191 Sick.

https://tinyurl.com/y293uq65
Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 08:28 PM (RU4sa)
*************
God help us and save us.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2019 08:34 PM (RBOtF)

192 Yeah, I remember getting sh*t-faced drunk when my daddy died, and then my mom. NOT. What a weak, selfish, narcissistic twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)


Well, the beer was free.

Posted by: Miklos , not an heir to the AZ Budweiser Cindy McCain fortune at March 21, 2019 08:34 PM (zCyNd)

193 allegedly, bankruptcy can end a lot of debt, but NOT student loans.

Because the anti-American profs that teach 2 hours a week, and are rapey with drunk coeds all the time ... they are so vital, they MUST be paid.


One way to get school debt forgiveness though, is to work certain jobs, like government jobs I think. Get everyone hooked to the government machine ... should work out fine. "Communism" has always worked in the past. /s
Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 08:30 PM (Cus5s)

Educators get student loans forgiven. Wonder why? /s

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (tRLIC)

194 SMH. the url thing gives me fits can I get an overview?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (hGRZY)

195 All student debt should be forgiven. Fuck those re-education camps called Universities.
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:27 PM (tRLIC)


You don't understand. You know who guaranteed those loans? Yeah, us, the taxpayers. The universities have already been paid. They're out of the picture entirely, and couldn't care less if the loans are forgiven or not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (GJkKh)

196 16
I have a theory on that: It's not lying if you're lying to people unworthy of honesty.

Taqiyya Sunrise
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (aKsyK)


Taquiyya Sunrise (c) JJ Sefton, Morning Report.



There was an earlier thread that showed how to properly attribute quotes to their authors.

Never be a Jonah.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (sy5kK)

197 []\]\The upshot is that that threat will give physics, chemistry, and biology faculty nuclear weapons to FORCE the administration to face down the Red horde.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:31 PM (GJkKh)



I appreciate your positivtivity.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (ePWRo)

198
I cried when daddy died, closed his eyes, and covered him up. then made
some very crass comments while pacing and waiting for hospice and the
funeral home to show up. I guess a protection mechanism.



Meggie Mac can just go EaBoD!

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2019 08:31 PM (9L2du)


She's going to ride the McCain grief train forever. She'll always have the NeverTrumpers, the coven on The View, and leftists and Deep Staters to keep her company.

Her grief is no greater than those of us who have been blessed with loving parents who were on this earth for far too short a time. She needs to quit being an attention whore and grow some balls. Try on some dignity for a change.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

199 191 Sick.

https://tinyurl.com/y293uq65
Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 08:28 PM (RU4sa)
*************
God help us and save us.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2019 08:34 PM (RBOtF)

Pretty sure God has bequeathed to us all the tools we need to fix the problem. We're simply too full of ourselves to use them.

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:36 PM (fF3XF)

200

Venezuelan intelligence unit detains chief of staff of opposition leader Juan Guaidó

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 08:36 PM (aKsyK)

201 Student loan debt should be forgiven because it was amassed fraudulently. Every child in America is lied to about the value of a college degree from the moment they enter kindergarten.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 21, 2019 08:37 PM (gkstg)

202
SMH. the url thing gives me fits can I get an overview?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (hGRZY)

Womyn pregnant with quadruplets wants to murder the two baby boys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:37 PM (ptqGC)

203 Universities should be oh, 50% liable for delinquent student debt, from the first day of lateness.


The programs in gender/grievance studies would evaporate.

Posted by: Miklos, more than seven years of college down the drain at March 21, 2019 08:37 PM (zCyNd)

204 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (GJkKh)

Precisely. Hence, pull the funding going-forward.

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:37 PM (fF3XF)

205 Jane, I had a great conversation with your Hubby. Thanks

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:37 PM (hGRZY)

206 Student loans, that's what happens when you give away free money.

From day one it was an obvious scam.
Raises and perks for everyone.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 08:38 PM (ePWRo)

207 Venezuelan intelligence unit detains chief of staff of opposition leader Juan Guaidó

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"Venezuela" is Spanish for "land of weasels".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 08:38 PM (+y/Ru)

208 All student debt should be forgiven. Fuck those re-education camps called Universities.
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:27 PM (tRLIC)


Make the Universities underwrite all student loans. Fed Gov can still guarantee, but will auction off University assets to pay off loans.

And allow standard bankruptcy apply to the loans too.

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at March 21, 2019 08:38 PM (1g7ch)

209
Jane, I had a great conversation with your Hubby. Thanks

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:37 PM (hGRZY)


Good! He's out with a vendor tonight. I'll get him to fill me in later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

210 193 allegedly, bankruptcy can end a lot of debt, but NOT student loans. 

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (tRLIC)

This is actually a principle in business law. If students could discharge loans in bankruptcy, the student loan market would not exist. Not collapse- would wink out, overnight. No bank could ever afford to extend a student loan. It would cause an immediate and worldwide depression, even if only American loans were involved. And that's with adults co-signing.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:38 PM (KqKQP)

211

I get right upsettled at the thought of an attempted coup, and would be inclined to deal pretty sternly with the perpetrators.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (S/hVx)

212 Kiwis have gone batshit with their butts in the air....

The Washington Times

@WashTimes 46 seconds ago

New Zealanders to observe nationwide Muslim call to prayer on Friday.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (cF8AT)

213 Her grief is no greater than those of us who have been blessed with loving parents who were on this earth for far too short a time. She needs to quit being an attention whore and grow some balls. Try on some dignity for a change.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)


Or the relatives of other POWs who lived in quiet dignity without cashing in on their ordeals.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (y7DUB)

214 Jane, Thank you. I know there is a special place in Hell for these people.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (hGRZY)

215 And since Meghan decided to use Daddy's casket as a soapbox, I don't think she has standing to bitch when others point out the old bastard's faults.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living


This.

RIP, and all that, but if you're lobbying for McCain's apotheosis, then it's fair to weigh in on the man's virtues and flaws.

It's rather like the situation with family members. Teeing off on a guy's wife or children is naff, but if they weigh in on the political stage, they're fair game. 100%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (GJkKh)

216 These womyn are satanic.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (RU4sa)

217 Filthy depraved sock... off.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 21, 2019 08:40 PM (1g7ch)

218 Or the relatives of other POWs who lived in quiet dignity without cashing in on their ordeals.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (y7DUB)


My late dad's cousin was one of the very last POWs released from the Hanoi Hilton. He never spoke of McCain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

219 it's a common practice in fertility clinics to implant more embryos than the mother can safely bring to term, because not all "take", with the expectation of aborting unwanted ones

my friends who are Christians went through it and she was adamant that they do no more than 2 at a time since she refused to abort any
they were blessed with wonderful twins

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 08:40 PM (dm05u)

220 Six years (or less)from now there will be a book telling us what Trump knew and when he knew it about the deep state conspiracy against him. The pieces will fall into place about what he did and what he couldnt do and I think we will be in awe of how he worked around the landmines and traitors. The cuckster never Trumpsters will just say hmmm, I guess he wasnt so horrible. never mind.

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 08:41 PM (XROPS)

221 New Zealanders to observe nationwide Muslim call to prayer on Friday.
Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (cF8AT)

Pretty sure I'd be sitting at my desk, blasting some ProgRock through my earbuds, while this was going on. Which would get me un-personed in a hurry.

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:41 PM (fF3XF)

222 "Every child in America is lied to about the value of a college degree from the moment they enter kindergarten."

Maybe every child in the government school systems but certainly not all American children are brainwashed that way. Anyway there is value in a college education if you can put it to use.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 08:41 PM (UdKB7)

223
Oh my.

And now, land may be sinking

Study suggests that rising sea levels may be only part of the picture -- because the land along the coast is also sinking.


Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:41 PM (xvH+/)

224 @WashTimes 46 seconds ago



New Zealanders to observe nationwide Muslim call to prayer on Friday.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (cF8AT)


Oh, good. I take it church bells will chime throughout the country after?


/s in case anyone was wondering

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

225 @ryangrim

I was unfortunate enough to be standing outside the Old Senate Chamber watching VP Joe Biden as he swore Heidi Heitkamp in, and said to her: "Spread your legs, you're going to be frisked."

Everyone watching just looked at each other, like, jfc, what is with this guy.




Run Joe Run!

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 08:42 PM (cF8AT)

226 48
McCain's 1st wife thought he was super honorable.


Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 07:50 PM (4e+hS)


The jury in the Keating 5 thought McCain was honorable.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 08:42 PM (sy5kK)

227 British police investigating journalist for the crime of "misgendering" (an Orwellian term meaning "correctly noting the gender of") a tranny.

Yeah, see, this is kind of what I was talking about.

Except I was against it.

Posted by: Zombie George Orwell at March 21, 2019 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

228 Student loan funders should be made to acutely underwrite the loans. Universities should be mandatory co-signers of the loans as well.
The higher-ed bubble will break overnight.

Posted by: Revenant at March 21, 2019 08:42 PM (bD2Jh)

229
Anyone else reminded of the episode of Gilligan's Island when they thought the island was sinking?

But it was only Gilligan moving the professor's little measuring sticks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:43 PM (xvH+/)

230 Make the Universities underwrite all student loans.

And allow standard bankruptcy apply to the loans too.
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at March 21, 2019 08:38 PM (1g7ch)


I've long advocated this, but without ANY government backup. At. All. (Because any government involvement whatsoever convolves politics with what should be economic decisions.)

Let universities establish their own financing arm, just like GM has GMAC. I pray every night that Trump takes whatever steps are necessary to make this happen.

If it does happen, watch Grievance Studies and other bullshit intellectual sandbox departments (yeah, I'm looking at you, sociology) will dry up and blow away overnight. Because no one in his right mind would loan a nickel to a student pursuing those majors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:43 PM (GJkKh)

231 My late dad's cousin was one of the very last POWs released from the Hanoi Hilton. He never spoke of McCain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)


I wasn't thinking specifically of him when I wrote what I did but now I remember you saying that recently.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2019 08:43 PM (y7DUB)

232 Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 08:40 PM (dm05u)

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Understand that, but once genitalia can be seen, meaning that the babies are more than a few weeks old, it's wrong to abort just because boys are "icky" or whatever.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 08:43 PM (RU4sa)

233 Back in the day, I thought Limbaugh's imitaton of mcplanecrash was hilarious and spot on

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 21, 2019 08:43 PM (OOH1c)

234 We've been warned: Gavin Newsom says to 'look out west' to see what Dems will do once back in power

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Like I need another reason to vote against the Donk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 08:43 PM (+y/Ru)

235 Her grief is no greater than those of us who have been blessed with loving parents who were on this earth for far too short a time. She needs to quit being an attention whore and grow some balls. Try on some dignity for a change.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC


Correctomundo. the word coven is not used nearly enough.

and as far as I know, Meggie's youngest daughter didn't die suddenly 5 months later.

Maybe she deserves the flaming, wrapped pineapple.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2019 08:44 PM (9L2du)

236 One way to get school debt forgiveness though, is to work certain jobs, like government jobs I think. Get everyone hooked to the government machine ... should work out fine. "Communism" has always worked in the past. /s

this.

Posted by: exdemocrat at March 21, 2019 08:44 PM (GmndG)

237 Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 08:41 PM (XROPS)

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The Dems and their cuck pets will come together to make sure that's classified until the sun goes dark.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 08:44 PM (gMim2)

238 New Zealanders to observe nationwide Muslim call to prayer on Friday.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (cF8AT)


Toldja New Zealand sucks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:44 PM (GJkKh)

239 Levin in Hannity tonight. Maybe he can get Hannity yo shut up for once.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 21, 2019 08:44 PM (7ZQe3)

240 New Zealanders to observe nationwide Muslim call to prayer on Friday.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (cF8AT)

*types, deletes*

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:44 PM (KqKQP)

241 Has there been any word from NZFrank? I don't think I'd like to be in his shoes right now, even though he does have a machine gun.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 08:44 PM (UdKB7)

242 On

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 21, 2019 08:45 PM (7ZQe3)

243 Sorry, I'm in a surly mood tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2019 08:45 PM (9L2du)

244 Make sure no federally funded entity mentions God.
That's good.

Make sure federally funded schools protect speech. That's bad.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (7PXtO)

245 Land is sinking because those oil drilling frackers are sucking everything out of the underearth tearing out support for our above water.

The more they drill the more you sink.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.


/

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (ePWRo)

246 Womyn pregnant with quadruplets wants to murder the two baby boys.

Claim on Reddit, who knows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (39g3+)

247
Funny how I don't see Super Moral Arbiter of
Moralness David French being disturbed in the slightest about McCain
ditching the woman who stayed true to him while he was a POW and getting
a freaking marriage license to marry the heiress he dumped her for
before the divorce was even final.



If we are going to discuss McCain, let us discuss McCain.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 07:54 PM (GbPPJ)


You just did, and I for one completely agree with you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (sy5kK)

248 Because no one in his right mind would loan a nickel to a student pursuing those majors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:43 PM (GJkKh)

Planned Parenthood, academia, Democrats and their think tanks, journalism, law.

There are quite a few fields where Gender Studies is an ideological guarantee, therefore a ticket to success.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (KqKQP)

249 Has there been any word from NZFrank? I don't think I'd like to be in his shoes right now, even though he does have a machine gun.
Posted by: freaked


Ho Ho Ho

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (gkstg)

250 The doctors know the genders of the implanted embryos beforehand

for the record I am against the practice of aborting embryos that have been implanted

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (dm05u)

251 240 New Zealanders to observe nationwide Muslim call to prayer on Friday.

Try that shit here and I'll be outside blasting Jesus Christ Superstar on loudspeakers while eating a bacon sandwich with bacon on top and a side of bacon.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (4AeKb)

252 Oh, good. I take it church bells will chime throughout the country after?

/s in case anyone was wondering

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)


Too bad that won't happen. Could be a re-enactment of "Sicilian Vespers."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (GJkKh)

253 G'night, horde. Early night for me - got a particularly dicey section of The Zohar to work through before bed tonight.

Be safe, all.

Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (fF3XF)

254 212 Kiwis have gone batshit with their butts in the air....

The Washington Times

@WashTimes 46 seconds ago

New Zealanders to observe nationwide Muslim call to prayer on Friday.
Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (cF8AT)


Are they all going to recite the shahada too? I bet many will.

Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

255 This is actually a principle in business law. If students could discharge loans in bankruptcy, the student loan market would not exist. Not collapse- would wink out, overnight. No bank could ever afford to extend a student loan. It would cause an immediate and worldwide depression, even if only American loans were involved. And that's with adults co-signing.
Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:38 PM (KqKQP)

It's always been a bubble and burst cycle. We have put off the healthy burst for a very long time, thus creating a burst that will collapse everything. I don't believe it's avoidable. It pisses me off more and more everyday that this is being allowed to happen at the expense of the criminal globalist enemy who profits from it all.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:47 PM (tRLIC)

256 >>>I believe several people left this blog due to criticism of McCain.

whatever

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 21, 2019 08:47 PM (4hfnr)

257 New Zealanders to observe nationwide Muslim call to prayer on Friday

That place is gonna be Malaysia in 10 years. What a waste.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 08:47 PM (39g3+)

258 Planned Parenthood, academia, Democrats and their think tanks, journalism, law.

There are quite a few fields where Gender Studies is an ideological guarantee, therefore a ticket to success.
Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (KqKQP)


Great. Let them establish scholarships. I'm willing to bet that for every graduate in those majors who succeeds, there are 20 who end up at the drive-up window, or making lattes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:48 PM (GJkKh)

259 Womyn pregnant with quadruplets wants to murder the two baby boys.

Claim on Reddit, who knows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March


SMH linked to Life News.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2019 08:48 PM (9L2du)

260 We've been warned: Gavin Newsom says to 'look out west' to see what Dems will do once back in power

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Well west of California is China....

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 08:49 PM (Izzlo)

261 my SIL family in NZ are devout Catholics
loosey goosey guns are bad types but I seriously doubt if they will bow to anything non Catholic

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 08:49 PM (dm05u)

262 "This is actually a principle in business law. If students could
discharge loans in bankruptcy, the student loan market would not exist." trev

they may have no assets to secure the loan ... but maybe that changed when government became the lender? idk, would seem so.


But then we want to get paid back as well. ... but out of control college cost for worthless degrees is just a fraud. They are selling junk ... enslaving kids. They have to market something useful ... so tie their product to the loan.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 08:49 PM (Cus5s)

263 There are quite a few fields where Gender Studies is an ideological guarantee, therefore a ticket to success.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:46 PM (KqKQP)



There are only so many openings in HR.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 08:50 PM (ePWRo)

264 I don't believe it's avoidable. It pisses me off more and more everyday that this is being allowed to happen at the expense of the criminal globalist enemy who profits from it all.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:47 PM (tRLIC)

That part, I agree with. It'll be the Greece crisis times a thousand. But nonetheless, few places let minors break contracts for "necessities." If they did, businesses would simply never rent apartments to minors, as one example. They'd never leave their parents.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:50 PM (KqKQP)

265 "Under the guise of speech codes, safe spaces and trigger warnings, these universities have tried to restrict free thought, impose total conformity and shut down the voices of great young Americans like those here today," he said.
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Hate to sound too Trump fanboyish, but I can't see any damn other current Repub in the presidency saying anything approaching this. Even Cruz blamed Trump's "speech" for Hillary's paid disrupting rioters.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 08:50 PM (uEbPt)

266 178
Poor Meggie- Still trying to trade on daddy's name.



This bitch would be humping clothes at Lane Bryant if her name wasn't Mc Cain.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:29 PM (hGRZY)

Uh, not with mommy's family Budweiser distributorship money.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 08:50 PM (sy5kK)

267

Here's a list of all the good 'menters we lost due to political differences here:


Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:50 PM (xvH+/)

268 I get right upsettled at the thought of an attempted coup, and would be inclined to deal pretty sternly with the perpetrators.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2019 08:39 PM (S/hVx)

===

We could have a trial. Maybe two.

Lots of hysterical media coverage.

Preening presidential wannabes.

Sounds fun.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 21, 2019 08:50 PM (EZebt)

269 Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 08:28 PM (RU4sa)

There has to be a special circle of Hell for people like this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 08:51 PM (f3oO4)

270 I'm glad we weren't forced to be gay for a day after the Pulse nightclub shooting

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 08:51 PM (Izzlo)

271 And i say Team Trump better get on the level because the winds are changing quickly, and I for one, don't want people on the dissident Right (right in general) sitting out, voting for Yang, and not working to get Trump re-elected. If a Dem wins, Lord help us all.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 08:52 PM (tRLIC)

272 Kolleges today are the old middle skools of the 50's and 60's.

Dumbed down for dumb people.

Kolleges have become a money making scam for the prefessers who hate your guts.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2019 08:52 PM (Z+IKu)

273 we will be in awe of how he worked around the landmines and traitors

Never expected to think there's not enough cancer around.

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2019 08:52 PM (FhXTo)

274 There are only so many openings in HR.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 08:50 PM (ePWRo)

Public service. Non profits. It's actually pissing me off how many parasite jobs can be done by a Gender Studies major with no difficulty. Still, the point of a college degree is rarely to educate. It is to indoctrinate. And few do it quite as well as Gender Studies.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:52 PM (KqKQP)

275 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)
---------------------------
LOL, I love you Jane

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 08:52 PM (uEbPt)

276 Funny how I don't see Super Moral Arbiter of
Morality David French being disturbed in the slightest about McCain ditching the woman who stayed true to him while he was a POW and getting a freaking marriage license to marry the heiress he dumped her for before the divorce was even final.


Bending over backwards to be fair, I wouldn't presume to judge someone in that circumstance. Five years in a POW camp getting beaten to a pulp could change a man, and therefore change the relationship he had with those whom he had known before.

I'm not really defending him - the whole thing does sound bad - but I can imagine getting repatriated and realizing that you'd evolved in different directions, and I make room for that possibility in McCain's case too.

So I am agnostic on this one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:53 PM (GJkKh)

277 Good read about the real John McCain...it's longish.


http://tinyurl.com/y6knoz8e

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 08:53 PM (cF8AT)

278 SMH linked to Life News.

Which is about a story regarding a woman's claim on Reddit. Hard to know if that's serious or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 08:53 PM (39g3+)

279 Here's a list of all the good 'menters we lost due to political differences here:

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:50 PM (xvH+/)

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I don't get into to it with people too often. But I've seen some bitter arguments here where everyone comes back and plays nice the next day.

For someone to leave over their undying love for Nosferatu McCain sounds weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 08:53 PM (gMim2)

280 Context, people.

One must remember that before Federal student loans began in the 1960's, there were no colleges or universities, or graduates thereof.

Fact.

Posted by: Millenial Miklos at March 21, 2019 08:53 PM (zCyNd)

281 This is actually a principle in business law. If students could discharge loans in bankruptcy, the student loan market would not exist. Not collapse- would wink out, overnight. No bank could ever afford to extend a student loan. It would cause an immediate and worldwide depression, even if only American loans were involved. And that's with adults co-signing.
Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:38 PM (KqKQP)


And that is how much a student loan is worth.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 21, 2019 08:53 PM (1g7ch)

282 This is a brave move. I mean President Trump is interfering with the government indoctrination centers goals in a serious way.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2019 08:54 PM (qBNEP)

283 Public service. Non profits. It's actually pissing me off how many parasite jobs can be done by a Gender Studies major with no difficulty. Still, the point of a college degree is rarely to educate. It is to indoctrinate. And few do it quite as well as Gender Studies.
Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:52 PM (KqKQP)


All this is true. But think about it: would you be willing to take a chance on a given student in one of
those majors actually being employed afterwards? I wouldn't loan him a dime.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:54 PM (GJkKh)

284 Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 08:51 PM (Izzlo)

Oh that's comin'

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 08:54 PM (uEbPt)

285
If you're hankerin' for some Appalachian fiddlin' and dancin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYyVtRAkZ4

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:54 PM (xvH+/)

286 I'm not really defending him - the whole thing does sound bad

Probably would be easier to swallow that if he hadn't married a richer, younger woman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 08:54 PM (39g3+)

287 LeftCoast Dawg, Ya got me on that one!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:55 PM (hGRZY)

288 I'm glad we weren't forced to be gay for a day after the Pulse nightclub shooting
Posted by: josephistan

We didn't?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 21, 2019 08:55 PM (gkstg)

289 Even Cruz blamed Trump's "speech"

Pre-Trump no one thought fighting back was possible.

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2019 08:55 PM (FhXTo)

290 I wouldn't loan him a dime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:54 PM (GJkKh)

Misgender crime! Citizen's arrest!

Posted by: Goober, Gomer, and Miklos Pyle at March 21, 2019 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

291 Benito O'Rouke is dirt eating shit server.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 08:56 PM (pw+jk)

292 Public service. Non profits. It's actually pissing me off how many parasite jobs can be done by a Gender Studies major with no difficulty. Still, the point of a college degree is rarely to educate. It is to indoctrinate. And few do it quite as well as Gender Studies.
Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:52 PM (KqKQP)

All this is true. But think about it: would you be willing to take a chance on a given student in one of
those majors actually being employed afterwards? I wouldn't loan him a dime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:54 PM (GJkKh)

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I would not, no. It seems HR Depts. across the Country do not share this opinion.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (fgzta)

293 Eromero, Have you put in for your PT time yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (hGRZY)

294 Eromero - 282 -- Yes a brave move, given the opposition, but those of us in his camp think it's only natural.

About time.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (k3g2v)

295 But then we want to get paid back as well. ... but out of control college cost for worthless degrees is just a fraud. They are selling junk ... enslaving kids. They have to market something useful ... so tie their product to the loan.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 08:49 PM (Cus5s)

I don't doubt it. But at the point where millions of Americans lose their homes when millions of students declare bankruptcy, the American people will be ready to flay everyone who eats lox on bagels, never mind works for a bank. Costs are out of control because the shitbag government works to enrich bankers and academic institutions. Your input was never solicited, is how they accurately see it.

It's enough to radicalize people, when they realize the import.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (KqKQP)

296 Here's the calculus: how many loans to Grievance Studies majors would actually perform?

Conversely, how many non-performing loans would it take to put lenders under water?

I'm guessing that at any reasonable interest rate, a 10% default rate would obliterate most if not all of the return to a lender.

And a 10% default rate on such majors is pretty much a given.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (GJkKh)

297 I'm not really defending him - the whole thing does sound bad - but I can imagine getting repatriated and realizing that you'd evolved in different directions, and I make room for that possibility in McCain's case too.

So I am agnostic on this one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:53 PM (GJkKh)
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I can imagine that too, but getting a marriage license to wed the woman you are having an affair with before your divorce is final is just stone cold.

I know a man who was in his class at the Naval Academy. I'll clean up what he told us he thought of McCain by just saying he's not in any way, shape or form a fan.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (aXucN)

298

Cruz was being advised by a "Republican strategist."

Her name was Manda Carpenter, I think. A Democrat who gets hired by Republican dummies to advise them wrongly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (xvH+/)

299 By the way: I love lox on bagels. One of the best quick lunches going.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:58 PM (KqKQP)

300 Truth be told? Colleges never really wanted those GI Bill lower-class students.

Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 08:59 PM (KOCKb)

301

If lox is cream cheese, I agree.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:59 PM (xvH+/)

302 It's enough to radicalize people, when they realize the import.
Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (KqKQP)

The bookkeeping "cost" of nationalizing all US student debt would be about the same as the Bush/Obama/Paulsen "stimulus".

Pfft.

Posted by: Miklos, quasi-Keynesian at March 21, 2019 08:59 PM (zCyNd)

303 I'm glad we weren't forced to be gay for a day after the Pulse nightclub shooting

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 08:51 PM (Izzlo)

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Leftists were pushing that everyone should wear crocks, a pink boa, and a speedo.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 08:59 PM (pw+jk)

304 298

Cruz was being advised by a "Republican strategist."

Her name was Manda Carpenter, I think. A Democrat who gets hired by Republican dummies to advise them wrongly.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (xvH+/)

Anybody commenting here would have been better qualified and done a much better job than that grill.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 09:00 PM (tRLIC)

305 We Are Going To Lose The Coming War With China

"The focus of our military has shifted from victory to satisfying the whims of politicians. Here's a troubling thought - if you go to one of the service branches' War Colleges and poll the faculty and students about America's greatest strategic threat, as many as 50% of the respondents will tell you it is "climate change." That's not an exaggeration. Our military is supposed to be dealing with the Chinese military and its brain trust is obsessing about the weather in 100 years."

https://tinyurl.com/y3lby8v6

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 09:00 PM (RU4sa)

306 Smoked salmon. Usually with cream cheese.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 09:00 PM (gMim2)

307 I would not, no. It seems HR Depts. across the Country do not share this opinion.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (fgzta)


Me either. But suppose you're a prospective lender, and some malodorous neck beard with flies buzzing around him, or purple-haired dyke, comes in for a loan. Is this young pretty going to be the one who gets a job in an HR department, or one of the legion who end up making lattes at Starbucks? That's the question you have to ask yourself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:00 PM (GJkKh)

308 I'm not selling illegal substances. I'm selling undocumented substances.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2019 09:00 PM (l9m7l)

309 btw, in a Disney film when Midvale was playing State, I was rooting for State.

Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 09:00 PM (KOCKb)

310 I'm glad we weren't forced to be gay for a day after the Pulse nightclub shooting

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We'd've had to answer the call to flounce.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)

311 Her name was Manda Carpenter, I think. A Democrat who gets hired by Republican dummies to advise them wrongly.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (xvH+/)


That has possibilities, though. Use her as an anti-authority. If it sounds good to her, run from it like a thief in the night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:01 PM (GJkKh)

312 The bookkeeping "cost" of nationalizing all US student debt would be about the same as the Bush/Obama/Paulsen "stimulus".

Pfft.
Posted by: Miklos, quasi-Keynesian at March 21, 2019 08:59 PM (zCyNd)

That stimulus continues every year until Congress passes an actual budget, which they haven't. Nothing but CR's.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 09:01 PM (tRLIC)

313 Lox is basically cured salmon, good with cream cheese.

The hard part is getting good, authentic bagels.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (39g3+)

314 So if one mosque shooting has the nation of New Zealand prostrating themselves before Islam, how many mosque shootings would it take to make the whole world convert?

You just know some Muslims are thinking along those lines. Eggs, omelets.

Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

315 Just listened to Randy Newman's album from what? 35 years ago? "Good Old Boys."

The track "Rednecks" is a take on shitkicker attitudes, with a focus on racism in the mold of Bull Conner. The chorus line end, "keepin the n^gg^rs down" is the hook of the tune, and a good one.

A clever songwriter could rewrite it and reverse the races, make the phrases even more racist, and do the chorus line as maybe "keepin the white man down."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (+fPHo)

316 Smoked salmon. Usually with cream cheese.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 09:00 PM (gMim2)

And on sale at Aldi!

Posted by: Miklos, bagels are also advised at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (zCyNd)

317 fuck new zealand. they are a bunch of losers that would be enslaved as chinese comfort men and women were it not for the largesse of the United States.

let the muslim and chicom fight over their tiny hobbit whores.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (MTjB1)

318 I'm not robbing a bank. I'm making an undocumented withdrawal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (+y/Ru)

319 Leftists were pushing that everyone should wear crocks, a pink boa, and a speedo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 08:59 PM (pw+jk)


What, no messenger bag?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (GJkKh)

320
Scott Walker hired that fraud liz mair.

Republicans are stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (xvH+/)

321
We can pay someone to free speech for us, right?

Posted by: Rich Fuckers at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (UFLLM)

322 Which is about a story regarding a woman's claim on Reddit. Hard to know if that's serious or not.

I stand corrected. WTF kind of world do we live in where we don't doubt this.

Sad.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2019 09:03 PM (9L2du)

323 Which is about a story regarding a woman's claim on Reddit. Hard to know if that's serious or not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 08:53 PM (39g3+)

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Yep.

But what's just as disturbing are the responses.

Don't know what's worse, it being true or someone faking the funk for sympathy.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 09:03 PM (RU4sa)

324 229


Anyone else reminded of the episode of Gilligan's Island when they thought the island was sinking?



But it was only Gilligan moving the professor's little measuring sticks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:43 PM (xvH+/)


And when they were found and Gilligan re-entered the job market, he was hired by NASA to measure temperatures and water samples.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

325 That stimulus continues every year until Congress passes an actual budget, which they haven't. Nothing but CR's.
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 09:01 PM (tRLIC)

So...you're saying I have a chance?

Posted by: Miklos, with research funding proposals out the wazoo at March 21, 2019 09:03 PM (zCyNd)

326 would like to note that y'all are all late to the mccain hate game.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 09:04 PM (MTjB1)

327 But what's just as disturbing are the responses.

Well and in this day and age, its all too plausible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:04 PM (39g3+)

328 Ben Had @ 293- PTO. No, I haven't put if for it yet cause too far out according to brass. The LT is off this week but I will see him next Friday.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2019 09:04 PM (qBNEP)

329 When having lox for lunch the key is to get the combination meal.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 09:05 PM (UdKB7)

330 By the time China has a Navy, I will be dead. I do pray for my children and grandchildren. For their souls. Life here is temporary.

Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 09:05 PM (KOCKb)

331 I'm not robbing a bank. I'm making an undocumented withdrawal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (+y/Ru)

And if I get busted, my DACA kids get to keep the money.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing the Willy Sutton immigration logic at March 21, 2019 09:05 PM (zCyNd)

332 I saw Kiwi Comfort Men open for Rape of Nanking at Tokyo Stadium in 93.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 09:05 PM (gMim2)

333 Earlier today I said - first take care of the judiciary then redo our education system - Obviously Trump decided to multitask them.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 09:06 PM (ePWRo)

334 "Her name was Manda Carpenter, I think. A Democrat who gets hired by Republican dummies to advise them wrongly.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 08:57 PM (xvH+/) "



Not much of an excuse.
If he was really the Mister Constitutionalist he was being marketed as, he wouldn't have taken that advice.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2019 09:06 PM (wA4OO)

335 Eromero, we have a lot of oysters to deal with,ya know.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:06 PM (hGRZY)

336
Yeah, "Study" says land is sinking.

They used "statistics" and GPS to come to the conclusion land on the mid-Atlantic coast will soon be sinking.

So it's not really sinking, now. It's gonna sink. Definitely.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 09:06 PM (xvH+/)

337 And then Gilligan was found smoking pot at lunch and was let go.

Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 09:06 PM (KOCKb)

338 The hard part is getting good, authentic bagels.

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I'm diabetic and must limit my carbs. I use those bagel thins. Don't judge me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

339 I saw Kiwi Comfort Men open for Rape of Nanking at Tokyo Stadium in 93.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 09:05 PM (gMim2)

Japan-nuked too much or not enough?

Posted by: Miklos, discuss in small groups at March 21, 2019 09:07 PM (zCyNd)

340 If he was really the Mister Constitutionalist he was being marketed as, he wouldn't have taken that advice.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2019 09:06 PM (wA4OO)


Me: "Here's our proposal/"

Stupid leftist beyotch: "I think that that's a great idea."

Me: "Oh my God. OK, everybody, time for a rethink."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:07 PM (GJkKh)

341 Of course I always get the large tumbler to go with it.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 09:07 PM (UdKB7)

342 Leftists were pushing that everyone should wear crocks, a pink boa, and a speedo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 08:59 PM

=====

What, no messenger bag?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM


What color Crocs, white or Camo to match the Speedo, or pink, to match the boa?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hipster Fashionistx at March 21, 2019 09:08 PM (X0WfC)

343

The new Outer Limits (90's) is just awful.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 09:08 PM (xvH+/)

344 Nothing but CR's.
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 09:01 PM (tRLIC)

But Fiscal Hawk Lyin' Ryan assured me his hands were tied!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 09:08 PM (f3oO4)

345 They used "statistics" and GPS to come to the conclusion land on the mid-Atlantic coast will soon be sinking.


Is this the same GPS that sends people in to lakes and rivers and roads that don't exist?

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2019 09:08 PM (9L2du)

346 who even wonders what new zealand does? they have no air force and no navy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 09:08 PM (MTjB1)

347 Scott Walker hired that fraud liz mair.

Republicans are stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 09:02 PM (xvH+/)


Mrs George Will too; and they spent every fucking dime before the first primary. Repuke finishing schools are loaded with grifter trash like Steve Schmidt, Nicole Wallace and Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2019 09:09 PM (y7DUB)

348 Eromero, we have a lot of oysters to deal with,ya know.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:06 PM (hGRZY)

I can eat my weight in oysters, or bet you $50 I can't.

Posted by: M is for mollusca and Miklos at March 21, 2019 09:09 PM (zCyNd)

349 But Fiscal Hawk Lyin' Ryan assured me his hands were tied!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 09:08 PM (f3oO4)


OK, so he's into bondage. What's that got to do with this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:09 PM (GJkKh)

350 The new Outer Limits (90's) is just awful.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 09:08 PM (xvH+/)
+++++++++++
It went downhill when it moved to SciFi, but I like a lot of them. Sort of the mirror universe Twilight Zone, where I am indifferent to the original but like the remake.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:09 PM (9jAns)

351 Good read about the real John McCain...it's longish.


http://tinyurl.com/y6knoz8e
Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 08:53 PM (cF8AT)


TLR

If not for Grampa and Daddy, admirals both, he would have washed out of pilot training before his first solo and been assigned to garbage scow as linen officer.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 21, 2019 09:09 PM (1g7ch)

352 234
We've been warned: Gavin Newsom says to 'look out west' to see what Dems will do once back in power




the Civil War is starting "out west?"


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 09:10 PM (sy5kK)

353 Japan-nuked too much or not enough?
Posted by: Miklos, discuss in small groups at March 21, 2019 09:07 PM (zCyNd)

Well, we nuked them weirder, so it could be either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 09:10 PM (brgv3)

354 who even wonders what new zealand does? they have no air force and no navy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 09:08 PM (MTjB1

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Last I checked, NZ's security was guaranteed by - get this - The French Navy!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 09:10 PM (gMim2)

355 346 who even wonders what new zealand does? they have no air force and no navy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 09:08 PM (MTjB1)


Everyone I've ever known from New Zealand - not that many people, in honesty - has been a useless wanker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:10 PM (GJkKh)

356 I've got a rich cousin that lives in NZ. Family money from early AFLAC investments.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 09:10 PM (UdKB7)

357 McCain was a scumbag--and I was an alternate to the convention that nominated him! If not for Sarah Palin, I wouldn't have even voted for him.

I am convinced to this day, although I obviously can't prove, that he threw the 2008 election the first week of October when it became apparent that he was going down in flames. I think he cut a deal with the Dems that in return for effective termination of his campaign they would go easy on him in his 2010 senate re-election campaign. And indeed he faced a no-name called Rodney Glassman in that contest and won going away.

Posted by: emanations & penumbras at March 21, 2019 09:10 PM (WusEB)

358 That stimulus continues every year until Congress passes an actual budget, which they haven't. Nothing but CR's.
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 09:01 PM (tRLIC)
+++++++++++++
If I were president, this would be battle. No, I will not pass a CR. *Any* CR. Lard it up with stuff like, rip out stuff I don't, whatever - no signature.

One of the very few things congress is constitutionally *required* to do is pass a damn budget. This attitude of "we can't bothered because it's hard and CRs make a super-duper convenient political football" is appalling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:11 PM (9jAns)

359 Eromero, we have a lot of oysters to deal with,ya know.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:06 PM (hGRZY)

I can eat my weight in oysters, or bet you $50 I can't.
Posted by: M is for mollusca and Miklos at March 21, 2019 09:09 PM (zCyNd)
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If CBD comes, he'll fight you for them. He was a sumo wrestler in college, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 09:11 PM (aXucN)

360 326 Y5
Better late than never!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 09:11 PM (f3oO4)

361 Last I checked, NZ's security was guaranteed by - get this - The French Navy!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 09:10 PM (gMim2)


Then the Kiwis have nothing to worry about.

Unless someone threatens them, of course. Then they've got a shitload to worry about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:11 PM (GJkKh)

362 The 80s twilight zone was great, though. The new Hitchcock show wasn't bad either

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:11 PM (39g3+)

363 239
Levin in Hannity tonight. Maybe he can get Hannity yo shut up for once.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 21, 2019 08:44 PM (7ZQe3)


Try something easier, like a perfect NCAA basketball bracket.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 09:11 PM (sy5kK)

364 This attitude of "we can't bothered because it's hard and CRs make a super-duper convenient political football" is appalling.

And they are all down with it. ALL of them. There needs to be a case taken before the Supreme Court but apparently nobody has the means or interest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:12 PM (39g3+)

365 New Zealand. How nice to be protected from the Japs by the US and then be able to stab us in the back.

Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 09:12 PM (KOCKb)

366 234 We've been warned: Gavin Newsom says to 'look out west' to see what Dems will do once back in power

But what if we don't WANT to crap on the sidewalks? Then what?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:12 PM (GJkKh)

367 I am convinced to this day, although I obviously can't prove, that he threw the 2008 election the first week of October when it became apparent that he was going down in flames. I think he cut a deal with the Dems that in return for effective termination of his campaign they would go easy on him in his 2010 senate re-election campaign. And indeed he faced a no-name called Rodney Glassman in that contest and won going away.
Posted by: emanations & penumbras at March 21, 2019 09:10 PM (WusEB)
++++++++++++
I am practically certain he tapped out in 2008. Romney definitely tapped out in 2012 when he decided that, after handily winning the first debate, that they needed to capitulate instead of win.

The GOP has been rotten for far long than I thought, it just didn't become apparent to me until midway through the Obama administration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:12 PM (9jAns)

368 Yeah, this http://tinyurl.com/y6knoz8e is a good one on McCain.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (ePWRo)

369 There could be an explanation. Maybe the McCain that went over to Vietnam wasn't the one they sent back.

I watched Simon the other night.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (+y/Ru)

370 If CBD comes, he'll fight you for them. He was a sumo wrestler in college, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 09:11 PM (aXucN)

Ha!

By the time the Rebbi and CBD determine the kosherness of oysters, they'll be half gone.

Posted by: Miklos, gaming this out at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (zCyNd)

371 let the chicom have an extended bunga bunga expedition to new zealand then nuke it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (MTjB1)

372 LeftCoast Dawg, I have had 3 people that I have never discussed politics with tell me in the last week "Lock and Load". These were local business people.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (hGRZY)

373 But what if we don't WANT to crap on the sidewalks? Then what?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:12 PM (GJkKh)


They have people who do that for you.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (t+qrx)

374 Nobody can get Hannity to shut up and stop interrupting his guest.

Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (KOCKb)

375
Good read about the real John McCain...it's longish.



http://tinyurl.com/y6knoz8e

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 08:53 PM (cF8AT)


Huh. He's even worse than I thought.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

376
the Civil War is starting "out west?"




Posted by: LeftCoast
If so, you, me, nurse, diogenese, etc. better agree on a meeting place.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 21, 2019 09:14 PM (LOq4H)

377 "If not for Sarah Palin, I wouldn't have even voted for him. "

Yep. That f'r threw the election and was also pissed Palin was more popular than him.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 09:14 PM (UdKB7)

378 If CBD comes, he'll fight you for them. He was a sumo wrestler in college, you know.
Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 09:11 PM


And you complain about people saying you burn donuts in black muscle cars?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at March 21, 2019 09:14 PM (X0WfC)

379 For so many years I thought John McCain was an honorable man.

He fooled a lot of us.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (S/hVx)


I never had a high opinion of McCain since the Keating Five scandal. That POS died as he lived: a petty, vengeful man bitter in the knowledge that, despite the trappings of power, he was never half the man his father and grandfather were.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 21, 2019 09:14 PM (5Yee7)

380 By the time the Rebbi and CBD determine the kosherness of oysters, they'll be half gone.
Posted by: Miklos, gaming this out at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (zCyNd)


Wasn't that a Lewis Carroll poem? Could've sworn it was.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 09:14 PM (t+qrx)

381 What is west of California, Gavin?

Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 09:14 PM (KOCKb)

382 Nobody can get Hannity to shut up and stop interrupting his guest.
Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019

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I've never seen him interview PDT.

Does he interrupt even the Scalp Weasel?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (gMim2)

383 We've been warned: Gavin Newsom says to 'look out west' to see what Dems will do once back in power


Inadvertently heard some Glen Beck while driving today. He had some sheriff from rural Washington on who was basically daring Olympia to come after him for refusing to enforce the new gun law. Maybe the "Liberty State" movement will pick up steam, who knows?

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (OMsf+)

384 Truth be told? Colleges never really wanted those GI Bill lower-class students.
Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 08:59 PM (KOCKb)


Speaking of GI Bill, the flip side was Student Loan Repayment Program where one could enlist, waive the GI Bill, and get their student loan paid off.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (1g7ch)

385 365 New Zealand. How nice to be protected from the Japs by the US and then be able to stab us in the back.
Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 09:12 PM (KOCKb)


I think the next time the balloon goes up, we should write off a couple of countries as not our while bothering to defend.

You want us to defend New Zealand? OK. Do we get North Island or South Island as our territory, from which we kick out all Kiwis, and which we make a territory of the US?

Neither one? OK. Good luck!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (GJkKh)

386 I am convinced to this day, although I obviously can't prove, that he threw the 2008 election the first week of October when it became apparent that he was going down in flames

McCain had a chance to be a real leader and to stand tall, be popular with the people by Opposing TARP and standing against it. Instead he just want to Washington to vote for a bailout for super banks. I was nervous about having this warmongering idiot in office, but with that I just gave up on the turd. Had he won we'd have been at war STILL with Iran and five other places.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (39g3+)

387 WORTH our while

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (GJkKh)

388 What is west of California, Gavin?



Hawaiian judges.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (OMsf+)

389 Miklos, my personal best was 5 dozen but that was with saltines and really too much beer. Should have switched to water after the 4th pitcher. Did I mention drinking straight from the pitcher? This was back in the late 70's on Bourbon Street. When NO was fun for EO1's.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (qBNEP)

390 There could be an explanation. Maybe the McCain that went over to Vietnam wasn't the one they sent back.

I watched Simon the other night.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (+y/Ru)
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I have heard of clandestine communist programs to grow pod people and replace Western leaders with communist facsimiles that advance their agenda.

No, wait - the was many episodes of the X-Files, and it was for aliens, not communists. I guess he just sucked on his own.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (9jAns)

391 should kick new zealand out of every trade agreement with everyone in the west.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 09:16 PM (MTjB1)

392 He had some sheriff from rural Washington on who was basically daring Olympia to come after him for refusing to enforce the new gun law.

From what I understand Sheriffs are pretty damned powerful in their area. Even the feds can't really challenge them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:16 PM (39g3+)

393 Makes me wonder if his father was half the man his father was.

Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 09:16 PM (KOCKb)

394 I never had a high opinion of McCain since the Keating Five scandal. That POS died as he lived: a petty, vengeful man bitter in the knowledge that, despite the trappings of power, he was never half the man his father and grandfather were.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 21, 2019 09:14 PM (5Yee7)
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He and the rest of the Keating Five should, charitably, have been out on their asses. More righteously, they should have all been thrown in a dungeon somewhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:16 PM (9jAns)

395 I hope McCain rots in hell.

Fuck you Sen. ISSAKSON.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 09:16 PM (QxWLB)

396
"If not for Sarah Palin, I wouldn't have even voted for him. "



Yep. That f'r threw the election and was also pissed Palin was more popular than him.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 09:14 PM (UdKB7)


Same here. And she wasn't invited to the old bastard's funeral. Meghan complained in her stupid book, "Dirty Sexy Politics" about being asked not to use the F word around Palin's young kids on the campaign bus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

397 f CBD comes, he'll fight you for them. He was a sumo wrestler in college, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 09:11 PM (aXucN)


I can also eat my weight in oysters. And I'll be at the Mome!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:17 PM (TdMsT)

398 I've never seen him interview PDT.

Does he interrupt even the Scalp Weasel?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (gMim2)

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Nope. He lets PDT finish before he speaks. Somebody nearby must be holding a zapper in case it looks like he is going to step on Trump talking.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 09:17 PM (fgzta)

399 I have heard of clandestine communist programs to grow pod people and replace Western leaders with communist facsimiles that advance their agenda.

Leave Obama out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 09:18 PM (GJkKh)

400 I can also eat my weight in oysters. And I'll be at the Mome!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:17 PM (TdMsT)
++++++++++++++++
Gonna be an early expensive night.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:18 PM (9jAns)

401 Bluebell

You really do not like the Yankees!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

402 Who here remembers Trump University, and the case for the students being defrauded because they couldn't find jobs commensurate with their tuition?

What happened there? I bet Donny two scoops does.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2019 09:19 PM (mUa7G)

403 I think the next time the balloon goes up, we should write off a couple of countries as not our while bothering to defend.


The US effectively did that going back to the 90's when NZ prohibited nuclear weapons from their land/waters. As the US Navy never says if a given ship is carrying such, the Kiwis effectively took themselves out from under the American umbrella.

Posted by: Miklos, Kiwis are fruits, right? at March 21, 2019 09:19 PM (zCyNd)

404 oysters at the MoMe? Is it gonna be some kinda Moron orgy?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 09:19 PM (dm05u)

405 My husband has his own personalized oyster knife he'll be bringing to the MoMe. I've got to remind him to pack it in his checked luggage. Lord knows, he could hijack a plane with that thing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:19 PM (ptqGC)

406 Promises kept?

Where is the wall?

No more talk.

Posted by: nope at March 21, 2019 09:20 PM (J6Tc5)

407 212
Kiwis have gone batshit with their butts in the air....



The Washington Times



@WashTimes 46 seconds ago



New Zealanders to observe nationwide Muslim call to prayer on Friday.

Posted by: Tami


Western Civilization in Decline; Part 5,235,865
Maybe Sauron taking over NZ if for the best.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 09:20 PM (WNAuL)

408 I don't think McAsshole threw the election. Obama was going to win in 2008 against anyone. McCuck knew it and phoned it in. But I don't think anyone gets on the ballot for one of the two main parties and purposely loses.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 09:20 PM (QxWLB)

409 D'oh has volunteered to do oyster roasting duties. Depending on how many people and oysters, he'll need some help I'm sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

410 Palin nearly dragged McCain across the finish line. If I recall correctly, they were leading in mid-September just before the stock market crash. Then he suspended his campaign to go to DC and vote for a massively unpopular bailout.

McCain threw the election, all right. Remember when the campaign announced that they were pulling out of Michigan and Palin was all like, "Wait, what? We can win it. Let me go campaign there."

And no candidate in history has ever said "You have nothing to fear from my opponent" in the middle of the campaign. That's the sort of thing you hear in a concession speech.

Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

411 Who here remembers Trump University, and the case for the students being defrauded because they couldn't find jobs commensurate with their tuition?

What happened there? I bet Donny two scoops does.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2019 09:19 PM (mUa7G)
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Trump is like an elephant with ice water in his veins: he never forgets and, apparently, may never forgive if you don't best him legitimately.

The number of people that have not publicly/politically survived his brief administration is telling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:21 PM (9jAns)

412 Miklos, forgive me. @ 389 I promoted myself to EO1 in the late 70's, when I was still an EO2. I blame it on the beer, but I'm probably not the first to think I could do a better job than the POIC. I know for a fact I could outdrink his sorry ass.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2019 09:21 PM (qBNEP)

413 Who here remembers Trump University, and the case for the students being defrauded because they couldn't find jobs commensurate with their tuition?

Well it was more that the place advertised outrageously beyond its ability to deliver, and they sued because dang it they didn't get that seven figure job with the corner office and the complimentary Lambourghini Murcielago like the pamphlet promised.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:21 PM (39g3+)

414 409 D'oh has volunteered to do oyster roasting duties. Depending on how many people and oysters, he'll need some help I'm sure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:21 PM (ptqGC)


I'm happy to help and also to defray costs.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:22 PM (TdMsT)

415 McCain threw the election, all right. Remember when
the campaign announced that they were pulling out of Michigan and Palin
was all like, "Wait, what? We can win it. Let me go campaign there."



And no candidate in history has ever said "You have nothing to fear
from my opponent" in the middle of the campaign. That's the sort of
thing you hear in a concession speech.

Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 09:21 PM (sdi6R)


THIS^^^^^

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:22 PM (ptqGC)

416 If I recall correctly, they were leading in mid-September just before the stock market crash.

Well the polls showed him up for a week and the trend was upward. Then the stock market suddenly crashed. Everyone knew it was coming, the only question is why then?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:23 PM (39g3+)

417 Promises kept?

Where is the wall?

No more talk.
Posted by: nope at March 21, 2019 09:20 PM (J6Tc5)
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Being funded through DoD "surplus" that somehow found its way into the budget last time 'round. Hard to build a wall when congress ties your hands, but I suspect there will be cranes on the border putting it up by the end of summer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:23 PM (9jAns)

418 New Zealand.

Crappy fruit and an embarrassment to the name Zeeland.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2019 09:23 PM (Z+IKu)

419 I am convinced to this day, although I obviously can't prove, that he threw the 2008 election the first week of October when it became apparent that he was going down in flames. I think he cut a deal with the Dems that in return for effective termination of his campaign they would go easy on him in his 2010 senate re-election campaign. And indeed he faced a no-name called Rodney Glassman in that contest and won going away.
Posted by: emanations & penumbras at March 21, 2019 09:10 PM (WusEB)


Rodney Glassman?
He was great in Barnay Miller and Firefly

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 21, 2019 09:23 PM (1g7ch)

420 404 oysters at the MoMe? Is it gonna be some kinda Moron orgy?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 09:19 PM (dm05u)

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Since I don't like oysters, I'm safe.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 09:23 PM (RU4sa)

421 This was back in the late 70's on Bourbon Street. When NO was fun for EO1's.
Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2019 09:15 PM (qBNEP)

Very excellent. There were better places than Bourbon Street, though (EO1s are not exactly tourists, non?)

Posted by: Miklos, Lake Borgne oysters are superb at March 21, 2019 09:23 PM (zCyNd)

422 415 McCain threw the election, all right. Remember when
the campaign announced that they were pulling out of Michigan and Palin
was all like, "Wait, what? We can win it. Let me go campaign there."



And no candidate in history has ever said "You have nothing to fear
from my opponent" in the middle of the campaign. That's the sort of
thing you hear in a concession speech.

Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

THIS^^^^^

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:22 PM (ptqGC)


That SOB absolutely threw the election. I detested him even then.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:24 PM (TdMsT)

423 votermom certified russian matryoshka bot

Uh, no. Ben Had has too much class to let it get outa hand. And we may have some of our toys.

Who am I kidding? You will not be able to take a step without tripping over bipods, a sniper rifle in 30 mm, or a spotter.

Chance of shenanigans --very low.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

424 Kinda funny thing going on right now, people looking up "Florida Man" plus their day and month of birth to see what story comes up. I don't get one for the exact date of my birthday.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:24 PM (39g3+)

425 That SOB absolutely threw the election. I detested him even then.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:24 PM (TdMsT)


And McCain, his family, and campaign staff treated Palin like crap. My husband's cousin is a Deep Stater who was part of that, I'm sorry to say.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

426 McStain got a small bump after the RNC and it quickly faded. And then Soros and company crashed the markets and it was over. Which is what the plan is for 2020, I'm sure.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 09:25 PM (QxWLB)

427 Well the polls showed him up for a week and the trend was upward. Then the stock market suddenly crashed. Everyone knew it was coming, the only question is why then?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:23 PM (39g3+)
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Because a decade of declining interest rates, loose money, declining standards, and funny business will catch up with you eventually. The cracks were showing for well over a year before it blew up. If anything "triggered" it to happen then (I don't think it did - the market was on borrowed time from early/mid '07), it is the normal political tension associated with an election.

No one spiked McCain with the economy. McCain spiked himself by suspending his campaign, voting the outrageous TARP and TALF plans, and delivering his concession speech before the election.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:25 PM (9jAns)

428 New Zealand named for the zea, a bird sorta like the auk, moa, kiwi, and dodo. Distinguished by the bact that they were 75 percent homosexual therefore did not reproduce. Like Shaker in a way but without the sturdy furniture.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2019 09:26 PM (qBNEP)

429 The way it's shaping up, the TxMoMe will need roast pig served after the appetizer again, in order to fulfill that which has been written, to wit "Pearls before swine".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:26 PM (X0WfC)

430 I have a feeling I better get a lot more oysters.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:26 PM (hGRZY)

431 Oh Lord. The memories of that fucking bastard traitor John McCain. Suspending his campaign? Throwing in the towel.


btw, All future GOP candidates MUST adopt the Trump persona. Fight, fight, fight. Counterpunch twice as had.

Posted by: JAS at March 21, 2019 09:26 PM (KOCKb)

432
And McCain, his family, and campaign staff treated Palin like crap. My husband's cousin is a Deep Stater who was part of that, I'm sorry to say.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:25 PM (ptqGC)


I'm not surprised at all. It appeared to me that McCain disliked Palin intensely.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:27 PM (TdMsT)

433 Chance of shenanigans --very low.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

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Hopefully, the weather will be more cooperative.

Posted by: SMH at March 21, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)

434 Being funded through DoD "surplus" that somehow found its way into the budget last time 'round. Hard to build a wall when congress ties your hands, but I suspect there will be cranes on the border putting it up by the end of summer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:23 PM (9jAns)

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There are sections of real, 30' wall going up right now. The media will not report on it, because in some cases it is replacing existing "barriers", which in some cases is little more than cattle fencing or double strand barbed wire fencing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 09:27 PM (ffYR/)

435 it is the normal political tension associated with an election.

No, there was literally an event, someone made a run on banks that day and things collapsed from that point on. It was a specific thing that took place, not just tensions that led to a gradual series of happenings.

Which is what the plan is for 2020, I'm sure.

I have no doubt something like that is in the works.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:27 PM (39g3+)

436 Where do I go to report that I am offended by the SJW activists? I assume I have the same right to be offended by a mental defective that can't figure out what sex they are as they do to be offended by my normalcy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2019 09:28 PM (yRYED)

437 Duncanthrax

Glad to hear your cat adoption went OK. I hope I heard the update correctly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

438 The only time I did not vote in a Presidential election since I have been able to do so was 2008.

I remember Laura Ingram, maybe Coulter, saying get drunk, hold your nose, and vote McCain.

Even I couldn't handle that much booze.

Posted by: Miklos, breathing freely, despite the pollen at March 21, 2019 09:28 PM (zCyNd)

439 I have a feeling I better get a lot more oysters.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:26 PM (hGRZY)


Did you discuss crowd size/oyster quantity with my husband? Because this year we had enough, but last year we had too many (if there's such a thing).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

440 I'm not surprised at all. It appeared to me that McCain disliked Palin intensely.

From what I read, Lieberman was his first choice, and the GOP forced Palin on him to pull in the conservative vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:28 PM (39g3+)

441 your cat adoption went OK. I hope I heard the update correctly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at M



when have they ever not. don' they give you money to take them off their hands?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2019 09:29 PM (MTjB1)

442 That SOB absolutely threw the election. I detested him even then.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:24 PM (TdMsT)

That action earned him well deserved hatred forever from every conservative!

To put it kindly, Juan McCain deserted his post when on duty in a combat zone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 09:29 PM (f3oO4)

443 And McCain and his "advisors" stabbed Palin in the back repeatedly and set her on fire for good measure. Rat bastard fuck

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 09:29 PM (uEbPt)

444

From what I read, Lieberman was his first choice, and the GOP forced Palin on him to pull in the conservative vote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:28 PM (3


I remember that. And Lieberman was a Democrat, wasn't he?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

445 I do not mind at all that Megan M. respects and loves her father. Good for her (and him).

But, she has no right to demand respect and appreciation from those whose eyes McCain was constantly poking his thumbs in.

Posted by: Emmie at March 21, 2019 09:30 PM (4HMW8)

446 SMH

Well, you and ex-ex, as newly rewed turtledoves, could use some warm weather, the moon shining over the pasture, and some privacy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

447 McCain was pretty funny at the Al Smith dinner. But even there he showed that he was comfortable losing the election. And remember when Obama embarrassed him in that public meeting soon after taking office?

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 09:30 PM (n13/j)

448 'But I don't think anyone gets on the ballot for one of the two main parties and purposely loses.'

McCain and Mittens didn't have enough desire to win to do the things that had to be done to win. They were losers.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 09:30 PM (UdKB7)

449 No, there was literally an event, someone made a run on banks that day and things collapsed from that point on. It was a specific thing that took place, not just tensions that led to a gradual series of happenings.

Which is what the plan is for 2020, I'm sure.

I have no doubt something like that is in the works.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:27 PM (39g3+)
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Lehman Brothers was the trigger, but that sucker was going down anyway. Did the Fed and Treasury decide to let Lehman fall to screw McCain? I really doubt it. They were sharply divided on whether to save Bear Stearns the year earlier, and took a lot of heat for bailing out failures - as they should have. The blinked and let Lehman fall and set off the avalanche. I really do not think it was a political action. I doubt any of them even knew McCain would use it as an excuse to lose the election.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:30 PM (9jAns)

450

Posted by: nope


STFU, dunce

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 09:30 PM (xvH+/)

451 Because this year we had enough, but last year we had too many (if there's such a thing).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

Now that's just mean.

Posted by: Miklos, with oyster knife of the finest Andalusian steel at March 21, 2019 09:30 PM (zCyNd)

452 I'd like to see him deny funds to schools that refuse to host ROTC.

Posted by: Iblis at March 21, 2019 09:31 PM (OXWT4)

453 369 There could be an explanation. Maybe the McCain that went over to Vietnam wasn't the one they sent back.
...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (+y/Ru)


During the Korean War they called it brainwashing.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 09:31 PM (ePWRo)

454 McCain got some payback from none other than Barry Obama. Remember them in the Cabinet room, and Obama smirked across the table at McCain and said, "I'm the one riding on Air Force One, John." And all ol' Juan McCain could do was sit there with a pained expression on his mug.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

455 Jane, yes we did discuss that. I don't think there is going to be any such thing as too many.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:31 PM (hGRZY)

456
I remember that. And Lieberman was a Democrat, wasn't he?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

So was McStain so it was a perfect match.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 09:31 PM (QxWLB)

457 The way it's shaping up, the TxMoMe will need roast pig served after the appetizer again, in order to fulfill that which has been written, to wit "Pearls before swine".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:26 PM (X0WfC)
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*rimshot*

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 09:31 PM (aXucN)

458 From what I read, Lieberman was his first choice, and the GOP forced Palin on him to pull in the conservative vote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:28 PM (3


I remember that. And Lieberman was a Democrat, wasn't he?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

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Effectively, he was. He was an independent that caucused with Dems.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 09:31 PM (ffYR/)

459 Vashta Nerada

Good point.

I keep trying to get some of my peeps here to register for Women's Study 101. I want to sit in the front row. Because I want to study women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

460 I remember that. And Lieberman was a Democrat, wasn't he?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:29 PM (TdMsT)
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One of the last. He and Zell Miller were last honorable Dems. As a Republican running mate, though, it would have been a disaster. "Unity Ticket" is probably never a good idea, and it was a sure-fire loser in 2008. Palin was a much better option.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:32 PM (9jAns)

461 444 From what I read, Lieberman was his first choice, and the GOP forced Palin on him to pull in the conservative vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:28 PM (3





I remember that. And Lieberman was a Democrat, wasn't he?

Posted by: Ladyl


Yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 09:32 PM (WNAuL)

462 Trump is like an elephant with ice water in his veins: he never forgets and, apparently, may never forgive if you don't best him legitimately.

-
There was an Alfred Hitchcock on the other night. A chick is worried when a gangster is let out of prison because his brother was killed committing a robbery she talked him into. He tracks her down and she's all go ahead and kill me; I've got nothing to live for anyway. Gangster says no, no. My brother was a grownup but, hey, I need to launder some money. What say I set you up in business? So he finances her clothing business and it's a success and he strongarms this guy she likes into proposing to her. Then on the eve of her wedding he asks if she's happy and she says she's the happiest girl in the world! So he pulls out a gun and says this is for my brother! Bang!

Best served cold.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 09:32 PM (+y/Ru)

463 432
I'm not surprised at all. It appeared to me that McCain disliked Palin intensely.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:27 PM (TdMsT)


Because she turned out to be WAY more popular than him. I don't think he expected that when he picked an unknown governor as his running mate.

Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

464 Lehman Brothers was the trigger, but that sucker was going down anyway.

Yes it was, but it went down on that day for a very specific reason. Ask Jackstraw about it, he has more details. One actor moved a ton of money around on THAT DAY to trigger the collapse. Hmm who could that have been? Someone who is infamous for using currency manipulation to destroy and reshape nations in the past, perhaps?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:33 PM (39g3+)

465 Duncanthrax
Glad to hear your cat adoption went OK. I hope I heard the update correctly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 09:28 PM


I think we're the adopted ones. It's her house, and we're graciously allowed to serve her.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:33 PM (X0WfC)

466
I remember that. And Lieberman was a Democrat, wasn't he?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

So was McStain so it was a perfect match.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 09:31 PM (QxWLB)


McCain:a weasel in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

467 Lox is basically cured salmon, good with cream cheese.



The hard part is getting good, authentic bagels.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyv-JwFVDE

For certain values of basically. I do need to find good bagels here though. The local Jewel went from barely tolerable to toroidal soft roll.

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2019 09:33 PM (FhXTo)

468 The housing bubble and cdo madness was going to blow up sooner or later. But the timing was veeeeeeery convenient for Obama. Literally the week when McCain started leading in the polls.....Bam. it all blows up.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 09:33 PM (QxWLB)

469
No one spiked McCain with the economy. McCain spiked himself by suspending his campaign, voting the outrageous TARP and TALF plans, and delivering his concession speech before the election.


Juan "No Mas" McCain.

I well recall Sarah Palin questioning why their campaign was abandoning Michigan. "We got another jet to crash!" was the best rendering of the answer supplied to her, IIRC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2019 09:34 PM (pNxlR)

470 454: The only thing Obama was good at is snotty, passive aggressive, comments at his enemies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 09:34 PM (WNAuL)

471 Lieberman is better than any Dem we will face again unless some real crazy changes happen, that won't . But the Unity ticket would have lost even more gracefully. McCain ruined Palin's career in many ways.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 09:34 PM (n13/j)

472 The woman yelling "he's a Muslim" (and McCain made a big show of correcting her) was ultimately right, but an obvious plant.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 09:34 PM (uEbPt)

473 As a Republican running mate, though, it would have been a disaster. "Unity Ticket" is probably never a good idea, and it was a sure-fire loser in 2008. Palin was a much better option.

Yeah if the idea was to peel of Obama voters, there was no damned way. If the idea was to pull in independent voters, McCain's warmongering belligerence was pushing them away. And while I have some respect for Lieberman, he wouldn't have made conservatives line up to vote.

If your own side has to beg you to vote for McCain even though you hate him, you cannot win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:34 PM (39g3+)

474 Since, by now, everyone knows I'm ferociously! heterosexual, I can still, you know...right?

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 21, 2019 09:35 PM (nIvDu)

475 I remember that. And Lieberman was a Democrat, wasn't he?

Posted by: Ladyl

Yes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2019 09:32 PM (WNAuL)

Just like McCain, Lieberman was sort of a maverick Democrat IIRC!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 09:35 PM (f3oO4)

476 In 2008 Lieberman was an Independent. He left the Ds in 2006. Still a D at heart but technically an I.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 09:35 PM (QxWLB)

477 *raises hand*


I'm volunteering to deal with those oysters that SMH doesn't want.

*embraces inner nerd n' tucks in behind full-on lobster bib, read to roll*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 09:35 PM (QzJWU)

478 Jane, yes we did discuss that. I don't think there is going to be any such thing as too many.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:31 PM (hGRZY)


Lol. My husband roasted some and tossed the oysters in a hot iron skillet with unsalted butter and fresh lemon juice and passed them around, even as people were shucking. They were delish. However, we also have a friend who works for an marine science institute nearby, and last year we were able to put a couple of bags in his refrigeration unit there until the next day when we could shuck the rest and make large quantities of oyster stew.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

479 I remember that. And Lieberman was a Democrat, wasn't he?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:29 PM (TdMsT)


More of a Jimmy Carter Dem.

So far to the right of the current Dems they deemed him 'literally Hitler".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 21, 2019 09:36 PM (1g7ch)

480 Yes it was, but it went down on that day for a very specific reason. Ask Jackstraw about it, he has more details. One actor moved a ton of money around on THAT DAY to trigger the collapse. Hmm who could that have been? Someone who is infamous for using currency manipulation to destroy and reshape nations in the past, perhaps?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:33 PM (39g3+)
++++++++++++++++
I know a lot about this topic. Lehman was bleeding for days and there was a justified run on the bank - everyone was draining it, sometimes in huge quantities. The week before it went tits up, Lehman failed to acquire overnight financing in the repurchase market because the other banks (primarily BofA) looked at the collateral they were trying to swap and said, "this is all crap, what else you got?" Lehman answered "nothing" and all the institutional folks started taking their money out. This was possibly illegal and definitely unseemly because they acted on non-public information, but the dessicating husk of LEH started to collapse immediately following their repo failures.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:36 PM (9jAns)

481 We got space launch sign!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd0NBfeVtys

A Vega rocket will launch an Italian Earth resources satellite from Kourou at 9:50 pm EDT.

Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

482 mccain's blond daughter is thin skinned and nasty, just like her rotten father

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 09:36 PM (0O7c5)

483 "He and Zell Miller were last honorable Dems."

That's bullshit Zell was a scumbag politician like the rest of em. There's not an honorable one in the bunch.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 09:36 PM (UdKB7)

484 Egomaniac McCain could not handle Palin being more popular than him.

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2019 09:37 PM (ujbNH)

485 Was gonna say waaay OT, but some border talk above.


In the category of "half-a**ed" border barrier work, military is helping add concertina wire to a section of existing fence (this is old fence, not new bollard-style fence) in the eastern San Diego sector. Range day today, spoke with a BP agent on the road leaving, he described the work. And the club got some left-over support poles of some sort the military said was surplus to them and they didn't want to haul back.


That something so common-sensical, obvious, and beyond argument like border barriers to help combat cross-border smuggling, human smuggling, other criminal activity, and illegal migration can be treated as something controversial, and actually openly opposed by a major political party, leaves me very doubtful the country can be turned around. It's been failing IQ and common sense tests for years, but this is sort of definitive.




Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2019 09:37 PM (QDnY+)

486 Ben Had @ 430- Let me know and I'll shoot you some $.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2019 09:37 PM (qBNEP)

487 Jim,I have something I need to you to check for me in that Dept.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:37 PM (hGRZY)

488 " go to one of the service branches' War Colleges and poll the faculty
and students about America's greatest strategic threat, as many as 50%
of the respondents will tell you it is "climate change." That's not an
exaggeration"

if that is true, it reveals (once again) how hard the globalists are working to undermine us from within. They have NASA changing old data, so charts can manufacture some warming. Time after time there is malfeasance, rigged data, lies ... when discovered ... nothing happens, just more lies, keep pushing harder.


Amazing study ... in mass psychosis or some such thang ... deliberately implanted by media and our own government, but behind it are the globalists seeking control.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 09:38 PM (Cus5s)

489 That's bullshit Zell was a scumbag politician like the rest of em. There's not an honorable one in the bunch.

Well its a relative scale. Compared to most Democrats, they were saints.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:38 PM (39g3+)

490 For so many years I thought John McCain was an honorable man.

He fooled a lot of us.
Posted by: irongrampa

If you read about him and look at it objectively, he comes across as quite a mixed bag.

He was a real asshole at Annapolis, and a legacy. His grandfather was one of the most respected flag officers in the Navy in WWII.
He crashed at least one A-4 during training.

He was lucky he wasn't killed in the famous deck fire on the Enterprise.
He was grievously wounded when he was shot down, and could have died in captivity. He also refused early release, because it was a propaganda move - by then his own father was an Admiral in the Navy.

When he came home, he dumped the wife that had been waiting for him, and married Cindy because she was a babe and her family was rich. That paved the way for him to start his political career.

Keating 5. Acting like an a-hole in the Senate from time to time. yeah, all of that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 09:38 PM (S6Pax)

491 I'm volunteering to deal with those oysters that SMH doesn't want.
*embraces inner nerd n' tucks in behind full-on lobster bib, read to roll*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


So now we're gonna need a volunteer relay to deliver them out to your duty station at the butts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:38 PM (X0WfC)

492 If they didn't get Palin to involve "us" (the deplorables), Obama and the media wouldn't have had anyone real to insult on the way to their inevitable victory.
But she and we were a bit of a runaway train.

Yes they are that sick.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 09:38 PM (uEbPt)

493 If someone wrote a book about the last 10 years, but in 1988, he would have been committed to an insane asylum.

It's been a hell of a ride, but I want a graceful dismount and not a landing in a mire.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

494 go to one of the service branches' War Colleges and poll the faculty and students about America's greatest strategic threat, as many as 50% of the respondents will tell you it is "climate change."

Even assuming human caused global warming is true, how the hell is that a strategic risk? Do these young twerps even understand the term??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:39 PM (39g3+)

495 "He and Zell Miller were last honorable Dems."

That's bullshit Zell was a scumbag politician like the rest of em. There's not an honorable one in the bunch.
Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 09:36 PM (UdKB7)

Sold a lot of records, though.

Posted by: Miklos, from the Zell Miller in utero music program at March 21, 2019 09:39 PM (zCyNd)

496 That something so common-sensical, obvious, and beyond argument like border barriers to help combat cross-border smuggling, human smuggling, other criminal activity, and illegal migration can be treated as something controversial, and actually openly opposed by a major political party, leaves me very doubtful the country can be turned around. It's been failing IQ and common sense tests for years, but this is sort of definitive.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2019 09:37 PM (QDnY+)
+++++++++++++++
I agree with your conclusion but not your causes. If this were due to stupidity or foolishness, we'd be far better off than we are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:39 PM (9jAns)

497

The housing bubble and cdo madness was going to blow up sooner or later.
But the timing was veeeeeeery convenient for Obama. Literally the week
when McCain started leading in the polls.....Bam. it all blows up.


You really need to take the time to read this government assessment of exactly what caused the '08 Crash.


https://tinyurl.com/y92my8pu

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 21, 2019 09:39 PM (HaL55)

498 I think we're the adopted ones. It's her house, and we're graciously allowed to serve her.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:33 PM (X0WfC)

So you're saying you have a cat?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 09:39 PM (f3oO4)

499 Eromero, NO , Sir, This is my treat.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:39 PM (hGRZY)

500 What does the best oyster peeler say?

"Aw, shucks ..."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:40 PM (X0WfC)

501 McCain voted to keep Obamacate. Which will cost thousands of lives. He's a fucking mass murderer. Fuck him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 09:40 PM (QxWLB)

502 I don't think there is going to be any such thing as too many.

I will do my fair share of making a pig of myself.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 09:40 PM (dUJdY)

503 I agree with your conclusion but not your causes. If this were due to stupidity or foolishness, we'd be far better off than we are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:39 PM (9jAns)

Yep. We are well into "third time is enemy action" territory.

Posted by: Miklos, in for the long haul at March 21, 2019 09:40 PM (zCyNd)

504 Yes it was, but it went down on that day for a very specific reason. Ask Jackstraw about it, he has more details. One actor moved a ton of money around on THAT DAY to trigger the collapse. Hmm who could that have been? Someone who is infamous for using currency manipulation to destroy and reshape nations in the past, perhaps?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:33 PM (39g3+)



And ah then Bush brought in Dem Keynesian Paulson to seal the deal.

Then brought Obama into the loop so he would be up to speed.



Skull 'n Bones

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 09:40 PM (ePWRo)

505 Literally the week when McCain started leading in the polls.....Bam. it all blows up.

Yeah, lets just put it this way. If it wasn't on purpose the coincidence defies human belief.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:40 PM (39g3+)

506 On a brighter note, Morgan James does Nirvana...

https://tinyurl.com/y7xe32dk

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2019 09:41 PM (ujbNH)

507 Egomaniac McCain could not handle Palin being more popular than him.
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2019 09:37 PM (ujbNH)


I strongly agree with this sentiment.

He was such a petty little shit. He would've lost in the finest magnanimous Republican tradition anyway, but it became personally rewarding to him when he could sink her too.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 09:41 PM (t+qrx)

508
I like my fiercely heterosexual coffee the same way I like my fiercely heterosexual sex - creamed!

Posted by: fiercely heterosexual Senator Corey Booker - it's the richest kind! at March 21, 2019 09:41 PM (pNxlR)

509 It's a good thing that Britain's government doesn't have any other big problems to deal with at the moment. Right, Teresa?

Posted by: pep at March 21, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)


I'm sorry, Theresa cannot come to the phone at this time. She's very busy screwing over her own set of Deplorables, but will return your call if you are a Remainer.

Please leave a message.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 09:42 PM (Z4rgH)

510 I'm off to do a bit of reading and wait on D'oh to come home from dinner with a new vendor.

'night, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2019 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

511 "Under Siege"


Erika Elaniaks boobs! And cake!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2019 09:42 PM (bsGzI)

512 He was lucky he wasn't killed in the famous deck fire on the Enterprise.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 09:38 PM (S6Pax)


*whispers*

Forrestal

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 09:43 PM (t+qrx)

513 Egomaniac McCain could not handle Palin being more popular than him.
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2019 09:37 PM (ujbNH)


Seriously - that is all there was to it.
That simple.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 21, 2019 09:43 PM (1g7ch)

514 ...So now we're gonna need a volunteer relay to deliver them out to your duty station at the butts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:38 PM (X0WfC)



Well, sure. You're gonna need a strong, fit *cough, cough* dude like me to wave the Maggie's Drawers on the tall stick, every time you pull the trigger.


/snerk


Ben Had.... what'cha need, there? Ask me here or via email. Ready to help however necessary!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 09:43 PM (QzJWU)

515 Even assuming human caused global warming is true, how the hell is that a strategic risk?


The "logic" they're trying to use is the same old Erhlich crap: massive crop die-offs, rising sea levels causing the loss of harbors, mass migrations due to starvation, all resulting in wars over arable land.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 09:43 PM (OMsf+)

516 Good night Jane DÓh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

517 So you're saying you have a cat?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 09:39 PM


She's #3, but the other two were adopted as semi-feral kittens, and have been considerably more aloof. She has taken over, and is almost dog-like. Worse, it's rubbing off on the other two.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:44 PM (X0WfC)

518 "...openly opposed by a major political party, leaves me very doubtful the
country can be turned around. It's been failing IQ and common sense
tests for years, but this is sort of definitive." rhomboid

Dems have some real idiots (Guam tipping over) ... but this is planned chaos, manufactured crisis. They have successfully driven the racism Narrative, as illogical as it is.

They of course know it would work, THAT is why they oppose it so forcefully. They need an excuse, ANY lame excuse. (racism, xenophobia, wall don't work, etc.) ... But they KNOW they need to keep the migrant invasion flowing ... to defeat us.


If is not an IQ problem. They are getting very rich, taking over the world ... new world order, we bail them out, country mortgaged to the max.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 09:44 PM (Cus5s)

519 The "logic" they're trying to use is the same old Erhlich crap: massive crop die-offs, rising sea levels causing the loss of harbors, mass migrations due to starvation, all resulting in wars over arable land.

But that's not strategic any more than worrying about SMOD. Its just battlefield.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:45 PM (39g3+)

520 Jim, I will email you in the morning. OH, and 800 yards is the best I can get you guys.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:45 PM (hGRZY)

521 . She has taken over, and is almost dog-like. Worse, it's rubbing off on the other two.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:44 PM (X0WfC)

Scary when they start letting you know how smart they really are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 09:45 PM (f3oO4)

522 Mark Levin on Hannity is on fire. The way he rattled off the destructive Democrat Party was magnificent. When it comes out on YouTube send it to your Liberal friends or those on the fence.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2019 09:46 PM (RBOtF)

523 Alternate Reality Headline: President Kristol Signs Executive Order Announcing That Deplorables Will Be Allowed One Day Off Per Week From Splitting Rocks in the Pelosi Camps, Re-Affirming the Rights of Deplorables to Not Have to Do Hard Labor 24/7 Before They Ultimately Starve and Die

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 09:46 PM (uEbPt)

524 is meghan still married? she must be absolutely lovely to be around.....lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 09:46 PM (0O7c5)

525 We're still here?

https://tinyurl.com/ht83xkm

I Want To Know!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 09:46 PM (D2IX6)

526 Daughter unit is going to a community college for a 30-credit transfer program, which guarantees her acceptance into a large number of colleges, provided she maintains a 2.0 gpa... heh. Savings for these two semesters is around 3 grand in tuition plus whatever room and board would have been (probably 7 grand? shudder....).

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2019 09:46 PM (bsGzI)

527 The "logic" they're trying to use is the same old Erhlich crap: massive crop die-offs, rising sea levels causing the loss of harbors, mass migrations due to starvation, all resulting in wars over arable land.

But that's not strategic any more than worrying about SMOD. Its just battlefield.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 09:45 PM (39g3+)
++++++++++++++
Yes. If (anthropogenic) climate change were real, the strategic side of it is political, not military - unless you need a retrenchment to deal with new enemies or enemies with different motivations or allies becoming enemies due to predictable consequences. It could (and, if it were real, likely would) change the strategic *landscape* but it is not itself a strategic threat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 09:46 PM (9jAns)

528 The Donks are boycotting the Jew conference.

Big win! Two years ago 1,000 young Jews protested AIPAC's conference. Now Dems recognize that AIPAC and Bibi will never represent progressive values. So far:

@BernieSanders
@BetoORourke
@ewarren
@JulianCastro
@KamalaHarris
@PeteButtigieg

-
They say there are seven but only six listed here so I don't know who the other Nazi is.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 21, 2019 09:47 PM (+y/Ru)

529 Good Lord, I knew McStain was bad, but that vid at the end just breaks my heart for that poor woman.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2019 09:47 PM (9L2du)

530 MY Windows7 won't do HTML5.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 09:48 PM (ePWRo)

531 I remember now that McCain got hardly any votes at our caucus meeting. Based on that, I was quite surprised to see him win the nomination.

Posted by: Emmie at March 21, 2019 09:48 PM (4HMW8)

532 Egads, I've just had a horrible thought.

Before Trump, no one expected a President to honor his promises. All of them.

If this is now the expected norm, consider what the 'Rat candidates are promising.

*shudders*

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 09:48 PM (Z4rgH)

533 Brexit or no Brexit, Britain is Airstrip One now.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 21, 2019 09:48 PM (4Ud3/)

534 alert("BOO!")

Posted by: 12345 at March 21, 2019 09:49 PM (x5kJZ)

535 Imagine if McCain/Palin had won...

VP more popular with the rank and file than the Prez, and the Prez with the GOPe pushing their crooked agenda, and the Dem/Media attacking both.

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2019 09:50 PM (ujbNH)

536 The "logic" they're trying to use is the same old Erhlich crap: massive crop die-offs, rising sea levels causing the loss of harbors, mass migrations due to starvation, all resulting in wars over arable land.
Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 09:43 PM (OMsf+)


OMG!

The only way to save millions of lives in the future is to kill millions now.

Posted by: Obama Science Advisor at March 21, 2019 09:50 PM (1g7ch)

537 But that's not strategic any more than worrying about SMOD. Its just battlefield.


Anyone not sucking up to the previous administration can say that out loud. Here's one of the documents that's driving this crap:

https://tinyurl.com/hp9arwj

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 09:51 PM (OMsf+)

538 511 "Under Siege"

Erika Elaniaks boobs! And cake!
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2019 09:42 PM (bsGzI)

Good surprise nudity. Like Amanda Peet in Whole Nine Yards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 09:51 PM (brgv3)

539
Another cat rides a Roomba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoWyqQorqOY

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 09:51 PM (xvH+/)

540 Egomaniac McCain could not handle Palin being more popular than him.

She almost ruined his Loss with Honor.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 09:51 PM (NAs56)

541 " alert("Hmmm....") "

Posted by: 12345 at March 21, 2019 09:51 PM (x5kJZ)

542 King Edward Longshanks must be turning over in his grave.

Peter Byford is probably also spinning in his grave and he isn't even dead.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 21, 2019 09:51 PM (4Ud3/)

543 Off to my rack to sleep and perchance dream of raw oysters, Tabasco, and saltines.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2019 09:52 PM (qBNEP)

544 Well, sure. You're gonna need a strong, fit *cough, cough* dude like me to wave the Maggie's Drawers on the tall stick, every time you pull the trigger.
/snerk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


I don't think you've seen me shoot.

Therefore, it appears certain sea stories have reached your ears. I would caution you that one of them is not completely true.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:52 PM (X0WfC)

545
If this is now the expected norm, consider what the 'Rat candidates are promising.

*shudders*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 09:48 PM (Z4rgH)


You are making me anxious.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

546

Before Trump, no one expected a President to honor his promises. All of them.



If this is now the expected norm, consider what the 'Rat candidates are promising.



*shudders*


Shirley you don't think any GOPe member will follow PDT's lead and actually do what they say in the future, do you? They'll lie their asses off and laugh at us for believing them. There won't be anything we can do to them once they're elected and they know it.

They'll just go back to being the selfish assholes they've always been.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 21, 2019 09:52 PM (HaL55)

547 Lieberman was chased out of the Dems for not voting right on something. Primaried in CT and lost.
Ran as an I and won.
Yes, the last honorable D.

Posted by: barbarausa at March 21, 2019 09:52 PM (W7IZQ)

548 is meghan still married? she must be absolutely lovely to be around.....lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 09:46 PM (0O7c5)


One day she's gonna mistake Ben D. for a bucket of fried chicken, and I'm just hoping for video.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 09:52 PM (Z4rgH)

549 If is not an IQ problem. They are getting very rich, taking over the world ... new world order, we bail them out, country mortgaged to the max.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 09:44 PM (Cus5s)

Disagree, it is an IQ problem, but a mixed bag one. The top Dem Supporters are very smart, and consequently very rich. Worse, they are greedy, evil, lack morals, and thus are willing to sweet talk their many supporters that are nowhere near as smart or rich into believing lies and getting elected over and over due to Dem voter inertia.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 09:52 PM (f3oO4)

550 @ Ben Had.

I'll check my mail before work in the a.m.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 09:53 PM (QzJWU)

551 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2019 09:53 PM (t+qrx)

552
LIEberman was drummed out of the Democrat party for supporting Bush's wars.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 09:53 PM (xvH+/)

553 Another cat rides a Roomba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoWyqQorqOY


Poor Roomba has to keep turning around. "Why is there cat hair behind me? I just did that area!"

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 09:54 PM (NpvYf)

554 Anyone remember the VP debates between Lieberman and Cheney. They were good and one of the last times I can remember candidates not just trading sound bites and mini speeches.

It was a sit down debate, IIRC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 09:54 PM (brgv3)

555 Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2019 09:46 PM (bsGzI)

I did Community College for the first two years; knew which in-state Big Ten university I was going to; got all of the basic stuff done for free and lived (and worked) at home; and went to the the Big U and did work in-dorm (never moved out of dorm because why? Look at that cafeteria I was working at!) and finished with money in my bank. Of course this was back at the end of the 1980's, so it is likely much worse.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2019 09:54 PM (D2IX6)

556 Forrestal
Posted by: hogmartin


Well, duh, yeah. I knew that was wrong right after I posted it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 21, 2019 09:54 PM (S6Pax)

557 ONT is nood!

Posted by: FireHorse at March 21, 2019 09:54 PM (4Ud3/)

558 They'll just go back to being the selfish assholes they've always been.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 21, 2019 09:52 PM (HaL55)

Damn good thing we've seen through the perfidious ways or the Uniparty and are organizing alternate actual conservative principled primary candidates!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (f3oO4)

559 Y'all are completely off the track here, I am referring to the populace, the electorate, that allows/supports a major party to oppose something as inarguable as border security in the current context. THAT is the definitive flaw I refer to.


That's the bottom line. No comment on the usual obsessions.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (QDnY+)

560 Hello

Posted by: ALH at March 21, 2019 09:55 PM (8wKjk)

561 372
LeftCoast Dawg, I have had 3 people that I have never discussed politics
with tell me in the last week "Lock and Load". These were local
business people.


Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2019 09:13 PM (hGRZY)


That reminds me, I need more range time.


A couple of years ago, I had no problem talking politics with the most Leftie of Lefties. There are a lot of them around here.


The 2016 election changed things for the worse. It simply isn't worth my time to discuss, because the insanity has overtaken so many of them. One guy in particular, known him for over 25 years and saw him at least a half-dozen times every year. We, and others, would have discussions annually at a big weekend gathering at a friend's on the Pacific ocean. He and I would go on all night, seldom agreeing, but generally enjoying it.


Now, it is "HE LIES, HOW CAN YOU DEFEND HIM!!" and I have given up trying to talk at all about politics. I tried to talk about the Mueller/Fake Dossier/Coup attempt, and he won't let me finish a sentence.

I even prefaced by saying that every fact I was telling him was documented in a court hearing, Congressional testimony, or an interview that was available. HE LIES!!! was the continued response.


Sad, really.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 09:56 PM (sy5kK)

562 "John McCain had several enduring character traits which he displayed throughout his long life.

He had a penchant for abandoning those to whom he had sworn allegiance, he didn't hesitate to stab in the back anyone that got in his way in his efforts to advance himself, he consistently inflated his life story to make himself look better, and he was particularly churlish with those who got on his wrong side.

These are not my opinions. They are provable facts as you will see."

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 09:57 PM (ePWRo)

563 ...Therefore, it appears certain sea stories have reached your ears. I would caution you that one of them is not completely true.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2019 09:52 PM (X0WfC)




I'm fairly certain you'll be outshootin' me on the long targets, but not without the requisite bit of shit-talkin' in the doing, amigo!

All the better for the bourbon n' cigars, later.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 09:57 PM (QzJWU)

564 "but the dessicating husk of LEH started to collapse immediately following their repo failures."


I lost track of any details, but The Big Short says Morgan got the SP ratings to keep the ratings up on their bad leveraged housing positions so they could get out. Goldman same, was selling junk to their customers to save themselves. Lehman (afaik) was not the only one in trouble. AIG ... much of the banking system saved ... to become our overlords.


Everything became "financialized" ... 25-30% of GDP stock market capitalization ... went to 150% now ... People that "run money" own everything, AND get government protections.


The rich have undue influence on our government ... they "own" it.


https://tinyurl.com/y3l796r8

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 09:59 PM (Cus5s)

565 McCain screwed millions of Americans out of decent coverage by his lies as a senate and presidential candidate.

He defended South Vietnam's borders but not America's.

His signature line; "I'm John McCain and I approved this message." His campaign finance law was meant to keep dirty money from buying secret smear campaigns--EXACTLY what the Dossier was.

And as a Viet vet, he knew how the CIA overthrew Diem. Yet he was helping Brennan overthrow an American election.

We all stood by him when he was running--including Donald Trump--but he didn't return the favor. He shit on his own legacy.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 21, 2019 10:00 PM (Ndje9)

566 I've often advocated here the near-elimination of guaranteed student loans. Here's the deal, no loans to schools with more than $50 Million in endowment funds.

Let the schools make the loans, they can afford it, and they will become *very* attentive to the marketability of their students, or at least to the ones that will get loans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:00 PM (CDGwz)

567 Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 21, 2019 10:00 PM (Ndje9)


This is good

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 10:02 PM (uEbPt)

568 "John McCain had several enduring character traits which he displayed throughout his long life."
-----------

Poor pilot skills?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 10:02 PM (CDGwz)

569 If this is now the expected norm, consider what the 'Rat candidates are promising.

*shudders*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 09:48 PM (Z4rgH)


You are making me anxious.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 09:52 PM (TdMsT)


If it makes you feel any better, remember that Democrats lie for fun.They won't tell us even half of what they plan on doing.

Sorry I'm not much of a pep talker.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 10:04 PM (uEbPt)

570 "that allows/supports a major party to oppose something as inarguable as
border security in the current context. THAT is the definitive flaw I
refer to." rhomboid ...

sure, but the attack has gone on 50 years, from Russia with no love. These are not low IQ people pushing the globalist crap ... many are right in the universities, even the sciences. They have been captured in a cult, and it is orchestrated by globalists, DNC, FBI ... those are the criminals pushing TheNarrative.


Red Pilling can turn things, Trump is sorta showing that. But the lies have been intertwined deeply. Some real prosecutions would help break the spell ... a handful of websites are trying to force the issue. I think it is more mass psychosis than low IQ. the Hysteria is manufactured.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2019 10:07 PM (Cus5s)

571 "Oh, we just want civil unions! for cryin' out loud. We're not trying to get Married, or anything, so cool your jets."
SO five minutes ago....
Arab proverb: "Never let a camel get his nose in the tent. Soon he will be inside the tent, then he will walk away with your tent on his back."
/sigh

Posted by: Beverly at March 21, 2019 10:08 PM (n3hU5)

572 My good friend Senator John McCain giving an exposition of senatorial decorum..


www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8i80_MLB8c

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2019 10:18 PM (ePWRo)

573 Say, wasn't Flynn's sentencing postponed till March, Well we are running out of March and he hasn't been sentenced.

What's up with that?

Posted by: John The Savage at March 22, 2019 06:15 AM (lQYs8)

Keanu Reaves and Alex Winter Announce They're (Maybe, Hopefully) Going to be Filming Bill & Ted 3 This Summer for a 2020 Release
Plus Dogs and Werewolf Cats
Also, GAINZZZ, brah?

A bit longer in the tooth than you remember Bill & Ted, but that just gives them the chance to time-travel to meet de-aged versions of themselves for a bit.

Plus, men are never too old to be completely stupid.



Also, enjoy this from andycanuck.




Finally, people today were talking about the "lycoi" cat breed, or "werewolf cats." (Lycoi is, they tell me, a Greek (ish?) word for wolf-cat.)

They do look a lot like wolves. Not completely. I mean, they are cats. But enough like werewolves that the name fits.


werewolfcat.jpg
i can haz manburger?

werewolfcat2.jpg
me look lik Lon Chaney

werewolfcat3.jpg
me pose like Lon Chaney in the movie poster for the Wolfman
look at me arm half-raised

werewolfcat4.jpg
i can rip entrails?

werewolfcat5.jpg
u smell like fear and tuna-melt

werewolfcat6.jpg
i awake when the moon is full...
for twenty minutes, then i go back to napping

werewolfcat7.jpg
i savor your sweet sweet flesh

PS: Day five of this fast almost in the books (it'll be five full days at like 9:30) and it was a SNAP!

I only had one bad night, two nights ago (Tuesday night, day 3).

I stupidly started looking up recipes for when I break fast and spent, I'm not kidding, four hours paging through recipes. I was up until 3 am thinking about food.

Do you know there are lots and lots of recipes for low-carb versions of Chinese food, like fried rice, lo mein, General Tso's chicken and sesame chicken?

And did you know when you're really hungry and saliva is pouring into your mouth you might impulsively blow $50 on a Lodge wok from Amazon? It's true.

But that was the only real tough part of this particular fast, and it was self-inflicted. I avoided that nonsense the last couple of days.

I will not be browsing low-carb Chinese food recipes tonight. But the wok came today, and it made me really hungry.

Gotta tell you: A couple of weeks ago I made Low Carb Chicken Parm, using a recipe a lot like this one, and man: It was good.

Breaded stuff is my downfall on low carb. It's the stuff I convince myself that I can eat because it's "just a few carbs." (PLOT TWIST: No it's not, it's actually a pretty high amount like 8-15 grams per breaded thing.)

But this? It was a nigh-perfect substitute that satisfied my huge cravings for chicken parm -- something I haven't had in years. I gotta recommend you try this, if you're low carb/keto. And few carbs-- just a little from the cheese and the (modestly applied) sauce. Those carbs really can't be avoided.

Really simple and fast to make. I'm not even sure where you'd go wrong in preparing it. It's stupid-easy.

After I break this fast: I'm going to do "Breaded" cod, and maybe put some American cheese on some bigger pieces to make a McDonald's Filet-o-Fish knock-off. And then of course chicken tenders with low-carb honey mustard sauce.

Sometime down the line I'll try my hand at actual KFC style fried chicken. But that's more involved, so the cod and the chicken tenders first.

The various substitutions for real breadcrumbs -- usually crushed pork rinds, sometimes mixed with grated parmesan, sometimes with almond flour (which does have carbs but not too many and it's only part of the breading) -- do seem to work, though I've only tried the chicken parm so far. But it seems like it would work with most stuff.

I'll just repurpose George Costanza's observation: A man on low-carb who is not using the pork-rinds-for-breading trick is not a man.

Seriously, I feel like Pizzaro seeing the Pacific Ocean for the first time. Or whoever it was. (Update: It was Vasco Nunez de Balboa. Apologies to Sr. de Balboa.)

That's how serious this Pork Rinds Breadcrumb sitch is.


Assuming I do not experience what I have usually experienced towards the end of day 5 -- an irrational (full physical symptoms) panic that I'm killing myself and that I must break the fast and eat ALL THE FOOD -- I'll actually hit day six for the first time ever.

Really looking forward to that. I just want to get to day seven this time, and I'll be happy.

(I have one post in the queue but I'm posting this one now to comment in it. The next one I'm going to post and then sign out.)

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:28 PM




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1 Eat some goddamn food ace, fuck

Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 06:31 PM (gL92H)

2 When did ace start fasting?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 06:31 PM (4e+hS)

3 Mmm. Chicharrones!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 06:31 PM (Mouru)

4 When did ace start fasting?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 06:31 PM (4e+hS)



It worked for Gandhi.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 06:32 PM (Mouru)

5 I'm sorry but that cat is ugly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 06:32 PM (dUJdY)

6 It worked for Gandhi.

Posted by: Cicero


Yeah and he got shot.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 06:32 PM (4e+hS)

7 Check out a YouTube channel called Animal Watch. The hostess, who is quite hot, did an episode on the Lycoi. It might be called the Wolf Cat.

She mostly does stuff on large dogs.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 06:33 PM (JgA4k)

8 Those kitties are cute and not scary at all. At least, no more than any other cat.

Posted by: huerfano at March 21, 2019 06:34 PM (6e1eX)

9 Snake Diet is the best motivation channel plus it's hilarious. Girlfriend isn't a fan, but she has the metabolism of a humming bird.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 06:34 PM (tRLIC)

10 Rock on, Bill Ted. Dude.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at March 21, 2019 06:35 PM (b6kHD)

11 It worked for Gandhi.

Posted by: Cicero


Yeah and he got shot.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 06:32 PM (4e+hS)



True. You go to all that trouble to be fit, and then you wind up taking a bullet anyway. Sad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 06:35 PM (Mouru)

12 I'll tell you what's scary : tree snakes. That's a thing.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 06:35 PM (4e+hS)

13 Nyah!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 06:35 PM (+gElT)

14 I can't use an ampersand? Rock on, Bill and Ted, then.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at March 21, 2019 06:35 PM (b6kHD)

15 So what's the significance of the Hollywood Bowl to the new Bill & Ted flick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 06:36 PM (Mouru)

16 She mostly does stuff on large dogs.

I deliberately read that wrong.

Posted by: Jasper at March 21, 2019 06:36 PM (C8jyG)

17 First!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2019 06:37 PM (rf8q9)

18 Third cat looks more like a kangaroo.

Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2019 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

19 Just discovered the smashed-pork-rinds-as-fry-batter a few weeks ago myself, and the moment rivaled when I was 13 and finally figured out masturbation.

So I made a stupid amount of chicken tenders and jalapeño poppers for the Super Bowl.

Posted by: @irishmikecomedy at March 21, 2019 06:37 PM (cLnR6)

20 Seriously, I feel like Pizzaro seeing the Pacific Ocean for the first time. Or whoever it was. (Update: It was Vasco Nunez de Balboa. Apologies to Sr. de Balboa.)

Pizarro was a pimp. He could never have outfought Ponce de Leon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 06:38 PM (Mouru)

21 Who says no new ideas in Hollywood?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 21, 2019 06:38 PM (6/uwW)

22 Ace, do not go full Buddhist monk. No collection of blog groupies or random women are worth it. .

Eat some food.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:38 PM (u82oZ)

23 or, should i say "Sponge!" ?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2019 06:38 PM (rf8q9)

24 There Animal Watch episode on the Lykoi. For them what's interested.


https://youtu.be/_NndSy2JR3c

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 06:39 PM (JgA4k)

25 Lycoi? More than one Lycos?

Or Isle of the Dead meets the Cat People

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 06:39 PM (+gElT)

26 Those cats are hideous.

Posted by: Jake's Khakis at March 21, 2019 06:39 PM (JkmIf)

27 Who says no new ideas in Hollywood?
Posted by: Regular joe at March 21, 2019 06:38 PM (6/uwW)



At least they're not remaking it with an all-girl cast.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 06:39 PM (Mouru)

28 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 06:39 PM (C1NyB)

29 Are Jews ((())) themselves ironically now? Just saw some tweets on a pjmedia article regarding the Golan Heights complaining that Trump is effectively stumping for Netanyahu with this declaration, and the tweeter had that around his name.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 06:39 PM (mX8Vr)

30 All World Offensive Tackle went keto and Intermediate fasting, and looks like a badass. Interesting article and worth the read. Remove spaces.


http://www.nfl.com/news/story/ 0ap3000001023164/article/how-did-joe- thomas-drop-all-that-playing-weight

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 06:39 PM (tRLIC)

31 >>>Just discovered the smashed-pork-rinds-as-fry-batter a few weeks ago myself, and the moment rivaled when I was 13 and finally figured out masturbation.

So I made a stupid amount of chicken tenders and jalapeno poppers for the Super Bowl.

RIGHT?!

THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING

ANYONE WHO ISN'T DOING THIS IS BEING CHUMPED BY THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:39 PM (PbpT7)

32 From the George Conway thread.

164 I've largely stayed out of this whole thing over the last few days because I don't get it.

Why do we care at all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 04:04 PM (oh/Sd)
*****************

Because conciliation has its limits.

Posted by: Wit's End at March 21, 2019 06:39 PM (ROYpB)

33 Bill and Ted, high risk, high reward. Either it's going to be a massive disappointment, or it'll be excellent. So many years ago.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 21, 2019 06:40 PM (xxAFD)

34 I'm on day four of my current fast. I find watching cooking shows on Food Network and cooking YouTube videos keep me sane and strangely satisfied. I recommend Cowboy Kent Rollins on YouTube. So satisfying watching that sunavabitch make cowboy chow.

I've lost 32 pounds in the past four weeks using a combination of fasting and keto. Only 25 pounds to go to get to my ideal weight. Then I'm going to use an alternate day fasting routine to maintain.

Posted by: Lamont_Cranston at March 21, 2019 06:40 PM (3ufaJ)

35 Seeing the Pacific?

You mean Balboa.

And how Hispanicentric you are.,...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 06:40 PM (+gElT)

36 I'm Keanu cos my daddy Keanu speil

Posted by: saf at March 21, 2019 06:40 PM (5IHGB)

37 Those Pizarro brothers were a couple of SOBs. They made Cortez look like Father Damien.

IIRC, despite looting the living shit out of the Incas for the crown, they ended up in prison back in Spain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 06:40 PM (Mouru)

38 >>>I'm on day four of my current fast. I find watching cooking shows on Food Network and cooking YouTube videos keep me sane and strangely satisfied.

good luck. I find watching that stuff gives me really strong hunger pangs.

I would have looked up more recipes to share, but the sight of these things started to make me hungry.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

39 I don't remember if I made my kids watch Bill and Ted...

I should do that.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 21, 2019 06:42 PM (BD/yx)

40 >>When did ace start fasting?

5 days ago. Nobody reads the content.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 06:42 PM (/tuJf)

41 Because conciliation has its limits.



Posted by: Wit's End at March 21, 2019 06:39 PM (ROYpB)


Because being criticized so openly by the spouse of a top aide looks really bad for the President. His enemies can make hay out of it. He absolutely has to respond. And then he gets criticized for responding. It'd be a no win situation for any other politician.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 21, 2019 06:42 PM (xxAFD)

42 I've lost 32 pounds in the past four weeks using a combination of fasting and keto. Only 25 pounds to go to get to my ideal weight. Then I'm going to use an alternate day fasting routine to maintain.
Posted by: Lamont_Cranston at March 21, 2019 06:40 PM (3ufaJ)

Nice!

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 06:42 PM (tRLIC)

43 You know what else is dangerous in the wee small hours after a few cocktails? Listening to Dead South. Two days later you discover you bought a banjo on Amazon Prime.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 21, 2019 06:43 PM (6/uwW)

44 jalepeno poppers sound good

There's also something called "Fathead Bread" that I haven't tried yet. But I got some queso cheese and I'll try making pupusas.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

45 Keanu starving cats need donations........lead and asbestos needed..............

Posted by: saf at March 21, 2019 06:43 PM (5IHGB)

46

There cat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 06:43 PM (aKsyK)

47 40 >>When did ace start fasting?

5 days ago. Nobody reads the content.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 06:42 PM (/tuJf)

This is the content, isn't it?

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 06:43 PM (mX8Vr)

48 Going to start swimming for cardio in the evening when the weather allows it.

Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 06:44 PM (tRLIC)

49 there's a sick video out there about how to make frosted cinnamon rolls with fathead bread.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:45 PM (PbpT7)

50 I'm not a fan of breeding cats with very thin fur. Bad for skin abrasions. It's like breeding dogs with flat noses with breathing problems.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 21, 2019 06:45 PM (xxAFD)

51 Bill Ted might be funny if they don't screw if up with SJW crap. I like mindless comedies.
Dogs rule and cats drool. Except the cats featured above. They're hideous.


Wanna fast? Move to Sudan. Those people are pros.


Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2019 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

52 it's not a PLOT TWIST, it's a SPOILER ALERT

/nit

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 06:46 PM (dm05u)

53 I've been using parm for breading. I'm sketchy on the pork rinds since they coat the back of my throat in a weird "I took a shot of crisco" sorta way.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 06:46 PM (nRWPy)

54 Screwing around with breading is not impactful. Giving up added sugar is.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 21, 2019 06:46 PM (6/uwW)

55 i don't know the name of the channel but if you come across a heavyset guy with black hair and a southern accent and gay mannerisms, you found it.

he's got some good videos. Though his weight does make me wonder about the low carb diet.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

56 Is it bad that I want Bill and Ted 3 to go totally meta?

Where instead of "just" time travelling, we go dimension-hopping?

Bill and Ted and John Wick.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at March 21, 2019 06:46 PM (gCRM2)

57 Will the movie have CGI George Carlin?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 21, 2019 06:47 PM (xPl2J)

58 the lukoi cat looks like a monkey cat to me

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 06:47 PM (dm05u)

59 I hear a lot of the gays fast.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 06:47 PM (4e+hS)

60 Bill and Ted!

Woah, those cats are not cute.

I love carbs too much and meat too little toogo lol carb.

I got so desperate, I joined a gym for the first time in my life and actually started going. Haven't lost much weight but my body looks a lot better only sgter a couple of weeks. My .... is back to it's former glory (so I would like to think).

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 06:47 PM (9hauA)

61 Bill and Ted and John Wick.
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at March 21, 2019 06:46 PM (gCRM2)

Except that Alex Winter is John Wick.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 21, 2019 06:47 PM (BD/yx)

62 good luck. I find watching that stuff gives me really strong hunger pangs.

I would have looked up more recipes to share, but the sight of these things started to make me hungry.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

Yeah I've spoken with folks living a fasting or keto lifestyle and there seems to be a fairly even split between folks who have the same reaction as you do to watching cooking shows and those who share mine.

Hey thanks by the way for turning me on to fasting. It's made dropping unhealthy weight relatively easy and quick.

Posted by: Lamont_Cranston at March 21, 2019 06:47 PM (3ufaJ)

63 Cannolis are good for this gainzz stuff right?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 21, 2019 06:48 PM (KcEYl)

64 *after*

*its*

*SIGH*

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 06:48 PM (9hauA)

65 True. You go to all that trouble to be fit, and then you wind up taking a bullet anyway. Sad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 06:35 PM (Mouru)


At least he was a smaller target.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:48 PM (GJkKh)

66 I just wander around the house now looking for things I can bread with pork rinds.

Stapler? Put pork rinds on it!

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:48 PM (PbpT7)

67
Hey any Catholics out there breaking fast tomorrow on a Friday, pick up two fish sandwiches at Arby's for $5.

Arby's...we have the catch of the day.

Oh, and I heard a rumor that they received the coveted Lent endorsement from the Pope.

Oh wait, any endorsement from this Pope might not be the thing you need. Hmmm.......

Posted by: Sapwolf at March 21, 2019 06:48 PM (PRyLN)

68 I just ate 2 chocolate "muggins" for dinner. Felt like dessert but was really two eggs, 2 tablespoons of cream, 2 1/4 tsp of baking soda, salt, stevia, and 2 tablespoons of cocoa. I also ate a spinach salad with anchovies.

I like the fact that I can turn eggs into brownies with no sugar or many additional carbs (just the cocoa).

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 06:48 PM (nRWPy)

69 Weird. I never heard of wolf cats before. This post is the first time. I just went to YT and there's a wolf cat video in my recommendations. One would suspect that YT knows the contents of one's browser history, but I've never seen recommended videos on hobo recipes or life hacks with valu-rite.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 21, 2019 06:49 PM (LMcFk)

70 my downfall this past month has been chocot
but it's cool coz I can blame The Change

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 06:49 PM (dm05u)

71 Oh and about the cats...they are lycanthropes.

I know this because I played Skyrim. ;-)

Posted by: Sapwolf at March 21, 2019 06:49 PM (PRyLN)

72 Thirty two pounds off in four weeks? Yeah that weight is gone for good.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 21, 2019 06:49 PM (6/uwW)

73 get the Lodge Sportsman grill and cook a steak.

Posted by: x at March 21, 2019 06:49 PM (nFwvY)

74 I just want to get to day seven this time

And that's when my jaw hit the floor.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 06:50 PM (C78No)

75 Wait, are you guys seriously fasting all food?! Is that healthy?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 06:50 PM (9hauA)

76 am not fasting
am eating meat

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 06:51 PM (dm05u)

77 The movie will be to my generation what The Road to Hong Kong was to my parents' generation, except Hong Kong came out like ten years after the previous Road picture, not nearly thirty.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 21, 2019 06:51 PM (dBiHK)

78 I got cornered by some old friends who are leftists earlier in the week who I hadn't seen in a while. Asked me what I was thinking about the "catholic thing." I said I hated the pope, and they were so shocked, everyone they know lUVS the pope. I said he was a dangerous low intellect communist and then everyone was distracted by a new arrival. I guess that was good before I explained that the sex "crisis" was a homosexual problem and I have numbers to back that up.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 06:51 PM (nRWPy)

79 The Road to Hong Kong, starring Joan Collins!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 21, 2019 06:51 PM (dBiHK)

80 75 Sure! Why do you ask?

Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at March 21, 2019 06:51 PM (LZZk4)

81 I'll tell you what's scary : tree snakes. That's a thing.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 06:35 PM


Cut down the trees. Problem solved.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 06:51 PM (LPnfS)

82 Ace, I j ve you to bits
but I think.all this fadting will kill you
please just go carnivorous instead
never hungry

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 06:52 PM (dm05u)

83 Whoa.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

84 I remember some Code Pink "hunger strike" fast thing that included protein shakes and smoothies.

Sort of missed the point.

Someone told them that you have to *drink*. No water for a couple of days does real damage.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 21, 2019 06:52 PM (BD/yx)

85 75 Wait, are you guys seriously fasting all food?! Is that healthy?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 06:50 PM (9hauA)


You took the words right out of my mouth. That can't be healthy to have such swings in physiology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:52 PM (GJkKh)

86 I j ve you to bits

==
I love you to bits

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 06:52 PM (dm05u)

87 I like the fact that I can turn eggs into brownies with no sugar or many additional carbs (just the cocoa).
Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 06:48 PM


CAN I GET A WITNESS !!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 06:53 PM (LPnfS)

88 Breading does matter, but I don't eat any sugar, starches or grains. Keep sugars under 10g. Like ace said, the breading adds too many carbs.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (nRWPy)

89 Looks like they're bringing in the original screenwriter from the first two Bill and Ted movies.

And the director of Bill and Ted 3 directed Galaxy Quest and Red 2.

Totally non-heinous.

Posted by: Hands at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (786Ro)

90 "The Road to Hong Kong Phooey, numbah one supah guy!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (+gElT)

91
hahahaha, nice captions, Ace!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (xvH+/)

92 75 Wait, are you guys seriously fasting all food?! Is that healthy?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 06:50 PM (9hauA)

You took the words right out of my mouth. That can't be healthy to have such swings in physiology.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:52 PM (GJkKh)

Plus it seems like unnecessary suffering.

Maybe I am missing something.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (9hauA)

93
I remember some Code Pink "hunger strike" fast thing that included protein shakes and smoothies.

Some of those hunger strikes are like a relay race. One person doesn't eat for a while then they pass it on to the next guy who doesn't eat for a while.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (aKsyK)

94 She mostly does stuff on large dogs.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 06:33 PM (JgA4k)

Large, consenting, dogs, I hope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (nPGq2)

95 >There's also something called "Fathead Bread" that I haven't tried yet. But I got some queso cheese and I'll try making pupusas. Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)


I made the fathead pizza dough last week. It's really good. I have plans to change it up and make fathead garlic breadsticks.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesgnome at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (OQcPl)

96
You hear this?

They're making a sequel to Conan.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (xvH+/)

97 75 Wait, are you guys seriously fasting all food?! Is that healthy?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 06:50 PM (9hauA)

My blood pressure has dropped 30 points since I started fasting/keto. Also my good cholesterol is up and my bad cholesterol is down even though I eat a shit ton of bacon and cheese when I break fasts. All my other blood work is completely normal.

Posted by: Lamont_Cranston at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (3ufaJ)

98

Pork rinds are high in sodium, no?

Posted by: Kaddipudi the Wonder Cat at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (LilNs)

99 THIS is what happens on a fast diet. (Yeah I know Ace wasn't dieting per se)

You don't eat but think about eating. And then when you go off the fast, guess what you're still thinking about?

Yeah. THAT.

So then you try a little cause "hey i lost weight it'll be okay")

WRONG. Everybody puts it all back. Some GAIN.

But it's fun to get the weight down so low and so FAST. (heh)

Posted by: jakee308 at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM (vhXcf)

100 So Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 3 is coming out, nearly 3 decades after the original.



Reminds me of the saying, "You are only young once, but you can be immature forever".


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

101 So what's the significance of the Hollywood Bowl to the new Bill & Ted flick?

In the promo, it sounded like they said it's "Bill & Ted 3: Face The Music"

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM (NpvYf)

102 12 I'll tell you what's scary : tree snakes. That's a thing.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 06:35 PM (4e+hS)


Snake Island, off the coast of Brazil, has evolved a (ahem) fiercely venomous snake that climbs trees, where it catches sea birds.

Some poor bastards from the Brazilian Navy have to hike to the top of a peak there from time to time to service the lighthouse there. /shudder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjaz0mynQvk

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM (GJkKh)

103 My blood pressure has dropped 30 points since I started fasting/keto. Also my good cholesterol is up and my bad cholesterol is down even though I eat a shit ton of bacon and cheese when I break fasts. All my other blood work is completely normal.
Posted by: Lamont_Cranston at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (3ufaJ)

Well, I won't argue with that.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 06:56 PM (9hauA)

104 Sodium really isn't a thing when you don't eat processed food. You actually have to add it to keep your electrolytes up.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 06:56 PM (nRWPy)

105 Jim Jefferies, Leftie Aussie talkshow host (like Colbert), gets caught
trying to frame a Jewish anti-Islamicist activist as a white
supremacist, and showing Jefferies' true colours too...

https://twitter.com/OzraeliAvi/status/
1108634303183765504

His show is on Canada's Comedy Network; and on Comedy Central in the States if any of you know of him.

[The video is only 7 mins long and worth seeing how MSM twists interviews like Palin's all those years ago.]

FYI, here's Jefferies' maliciously-edited "comedy" bit at his Twitter feed that, luckily, is being swamped by Avi supporters...

https://twitter.com/jefferiesshow/status/
1108481726089560064

BTW, Avi went to an interview because he got two promises that were both broken: 1) that they not reuse/recut answers of his to different questions; 2) and not have a white supremacist/s on the same show with
him, to have an honest debate/interview. And as a bonus, Jefferies also falsely implied that the interview was done just after the Christchurch attacks when the interview was actually three months ago.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 06:56 PM (Dh1wo)

106 94 She mostly does stuff on large dogs.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 06:33 PM (JgA4k)

Large, consenting, dogs, I hope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (nPGq2)

Well I'd consent. I don't know about the dogs.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 06:57 PM (JgA4k)

107 Just remember to eat enough vegetables. I just feel like the keto stuff I see skips that part and while I understand that eating a tomato doesn't require a recipe and instructions, I'm twitchy and need reassurance that folks are getting their spinach and green beans.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 21, 2019 06:57 PM (BD/yx)

108 Some poor bastards from the Brazilian Navy have to hike to the top of a peak there from time to time to service the lighthouse there. /shudder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjaz0mynQvk
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM



Pikers

Posted by: Werner Herzog and Zombie Klaus Kinski at March 21, 2019 06:57 PM (786Ro)

109 >>>an irrational (full physical symptoms) panic that I'm killing myself and that I must break the fast and eat ALL THE FOOD

funny guy

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 21, 2019 06:57 PM (4hfnr)

110 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM (GJkKh)

EXTRA EXTRA!

JAY G fiercely teases EWOK AGAIN!!!

Pictures at 11.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 21, 2019 06:57 PM (vhXcf)

111
Posted by: andycanuck


That was Epic.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 06:58 PM (xvH+/)

112 Just weighed myself... down 43 pounds since May. Woohoo! Not terribly fast, but it's consistent. Loving keto.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesgnome at March 21, 2019 06:58 PM (OQcPl)

113 Is Silent Bob in it?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 21, 2019 06:58 PM (MozdL)

114 >>>73 get the Lodge Sportsman grill and cook a steak.


okay that's a good idea but here's the thing:

People don't understand with a low carb diet that I can have all the steak I want. And I do try to have it every month, sometimes twice a month.

BUT... you don't miss the things you CAN eat. You miss the things you CAN'T eat.

Eat a steak? Great idea. Eat cheeseburgers with bacon? Great idea.

But... see... people on low carb do that day-in, day-out.

Humans crave novelty. Hamburgers are yummy but if you have them three times in a week, they're not yummy any more.

That's why low-carbers have to resort to tricks to fake the taste and texture of stuff they can't eat.

I can eat all the salmon, fish, steak, pork, chicken etc. I want.


But you get really tired of just eating broiled or fried meat.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

115 I've packed on the weight since Faye died 14 months ago. I'm not happy about that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 06:59 PM (JgA4k)

116 Margarita DeVille, here's the clip I was talking about. Our bullpen is just filthy this year, I think six guys that can throw 95 or better.

https://tinyurl.com/y2kkavs2

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 06:59 PM (OMsf+)

117 Hey any Catholics out there breaking fast tomorrow on a Friday, pick up two fish sandwiches at Arby's for $5.

My McD's has the same deal.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 06:59 PM (DCYln)

118
Conservatiphobia: irrational fear and hatred towards conservatives

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 06:59 PM (xvH+/)

119 I lost weight and have kept it off with 2 meals a day with 16-18 hour 'fast' periods. The science for this is pretty good and (men can often do well with 1 meal a day from what I read). And I've read that a lot of folks do a 30-some hour fast 1 or 2 times a week including women with success.

I suppose once you have the body working to burn fat to fuel your activity the longer fasts also work just fine. When I first read someone say they only ate one meal a day to control weight that seemed radical and now I'm like "oh yeah it totally works, but presented without the explanation about sweeping out insulin it seemed radical" My fear with trying long fasts myself is that I tend to eat too much too fast if I get over hungry and then I feel like crap for several hours from the over stretched stomach.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 21, 2019 06:59 PM (5Fap7)

120 Plus it seems like unnecessary suffering.

Maybe I am missing something.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM



*fist bump*
It's a 1st World Problems thing

Posted by: Hands at March 21, 2019 06:59 PM (786Ro)

121 >>>Just discovered the smashed-pork-rinds-as-fry-batter a few weeks ago myself, and the moment rivaled when I was 13 and finally figured out masturbation.

...another funny guy.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 21, 2019 07:00 PM (4hfnr)

122 If you do keto right you eat a ton of green leafy and calciferous vegetables. Tomatoes and other fruit are limited. I eat lchf, keto is too restrictive since I don't have a disease to reverse.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 07:00 PM (nRWPy)

123 >Sodium really isn't a thing when you don't eat processed food. You actually have to add it to keep your electrolytes up. Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 06:56 PM (nRWPy)


THIS! People think I'm crazy to use so much salt when I cook, but I don't eat as much canned and frozen food as I used to and I need the sodium.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesgnome at March 21, 2019 07:00 PM (OQcPl)

124 104 Sodium really isn't a thing when you don't eat processed food. You actually have to add it to keep your electrolytes up.
Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 06:56 PM (nRWPy)


I don't get the sodium thing. Maintaining blood osmolarity is a critical function of the kidneys.

You ingest sodium chloride, you pee out sodium chloride next time you pee. You drink a lot of water, you pee out a lot of water next time you pee. What's the problem?

It's not like lead salts, that are deposited in bone, or lipids that can be deposited as atherosclerotic plaque. Those are effectively immobilized. But salt? Pffft.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 07:00 PM (GJkKh)

125 ok here's a repost of something someone said on the zero carb group

TL;DR
hubby with testicular cancer went strict carnivore and sailed thru chemo with no nausea or sickness, except that one time at Christmas when he ate everything then was sick as a dog

lost the link but if you have FB go to Zeroing in on Health and scroll thru
fairly recent post

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:00 PM (dm05u)

126 salt is yummy

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:01 PM (PbpT7)

127 Bill and Ted 3 will be filming in New Orleans this summer. Locations were being secured this week so its definitely happening.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 21, 2019 07:01 PM (rnXGe)

128 Ace - I have no idea how you do it, but more willpower to you

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 07:01 PM (BbGew)

129 100 So Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 3 is coming out, nearly 3 decades after the original.



Reminds me of the saying, "You are only young once, but you can be immature forever".


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

I turn 60 om 2 weeks.

I keep wondering when the 'you're old enough to know better' will kick in?

Posted by: Don Q at March 21, 2019 07:01 PM (NgKpN)

130 purchased a peloton last april...i've completed four 8 week power zone training challenges and have recorded over 300 rides in the past year. best gift to myself ever.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 07:02 PM (0O7c5)

131
What do you do when you want to cook FISH but don't want to stink up the house?

I refuse to EVER cook or bake fish in the house. Frying is also out of the question.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:02 PM (xvH+/)

132 BUT... you don't miss the things you CAN eat. You miss the things you CAN'T eat.


Ever since Rosario and I have been seeing each other, I miss eating meat, especially wieners. Love 'em tough and hard.

Posted by: Corey 2020! at March 21, 2019 07:03 PM (786Ro)

133 Alex Winter can play Bill's grandmother again, only now he doesn't have to wear old age makeup!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 21, 2019 07:03 PM (dBiHK)

134 103 My blood pressure has dropped 30 points since I started fasting/keto. Also my good cholesterol is up and my bad cholesterol is down even though I eat a shit ton of bacon and cheese when I break fasts. All my other blood work is completely normal.
Posted by: Lamont_Cranston at March 21, 2019 06:54 PM (3ufaJ)

Well, I won't argue with that.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 06:56 PM (9hauA)

I think most folks have a jaundiced view of fasting because of the easy availability of food in modern civilization. It's just a few steps away in your fridge 24 hours a day.

But for hundreds of thousands of years when we were hunter/gatherers it was completely physiologically normal to go a few days without food. Our bodies evolved to accommodate that. And our bodies are still comfortable doing it, it's our modern cravings that get in the way.

I sound like a fasting missionary. Lol.

Posted by: Lamont_Cranston at March 21, 2019 07:03 PM (3ufaJ)

135 But you get really tired of just eating broiled or fried meat.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)
Its
Yup

Hence the muggins and avocado chocolate mousse for me. Don't even need them more than once a week, but I do need them every so often. I'm almost 2 years grain, starch and sugar free though and don't really crave any anymore.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 07:03 PM (nRWPy)

136 Not really down any weight, but my pants feel looser even out of the dryer.

I'm switching up my lifting routine. I'm going to do 20-rep squats twice a week for the next six weeks, plus normal sets of 3x5 of bench, press, row, and deadlift. Unfortunately work is about to hit overdrive with the budget coming up, so from now until probably June I'm going to be busy.

In personal development, I've tried to get into a routine of using the Duolingo phone app when I wake up and right before bed. I figure that when I'm barely awake, I won't try to "translate" the language as much and will actually force my brain to use it naturally. I've also been picking on my mandolin in the evening and on weekends, and I've been fiddling around with some programming stuff to try and build new skill sets.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2019 07:03 PM (wCmLp)

137 oh another thing I saw, you can make fathead biscuits and use them to make eggs benedict.

that sounds damn good

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

138
BTW, Avi went to an interview because he got two promises that were both broken: 1) that they not reuse/recut answers of his to different questions; 2) and not have a white supremacist/s on the same show with
him, to have an honest debate/interview. And as a bonus, Jefferies also falsely implied that the interview was done just after the Christchurch attacks when the interview was actually three months ago.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 06:56 PM (Dh1wo)


And this year's Katie Couric award for slimeball mis-reporting, goes to Jim Jefferies!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 07:03 PM (sy5kK)

139 Alex Winter is just hilarious, he's bizarre and off the wall. He had a special on MTV not long after Bill & Ted first came out and it was so funny and surprising. I guess he's been a real mess in his life though, its sad.

This could be great, or it could suck like Bill & Ted 2.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (39g3+)

140 Hey ace, you've been doing this for a few years now. I'm impressed that you've stuck to it this long, it's certainly been inspiration for me to get off my butt. (now lifting and fasting!). The resources have been great too.

But... where are you at?

I mean, starting weight and % fat compared to now?

A real shame we can't see pics...

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (QX0Xt)

141 131
What do you do when you want to cook FISH but don't want to stink up the house?


I refuse to EVER cook or bake fish in the house. Frying is also out of the question.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:02 PM (xvH+/)
grill it outside

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (0O7c5)

142 Kale has the most inceticides of any vegetable now, that's what happens to vegetarians.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (MozdL)

143
I might start adding Fish to the diet. But the good stuff is really expensive. I need like a full pound of food to fill me up. A pound of Salmon is like $30.

Anyway, tilapia??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (xvH+/)

144 I'm worried all the fasting is eating up your internal organs

thin doesn't always mean healthy

markers of health: glowing skin, thick hair (if applicable), clear mind, energy

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (dm05u)

145 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (1XAal)

146 >>>Hence the muggins and avocado chocolate mousse for me.

i have to start making that kind of thing. I have too much protein, I think. I need to work on adding in stuff with a lot of fat.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (PbpT7)

147 But you get really tired of just eating broiled or fried meat.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

Problem is I have never really liked meat much to begin with, except stuff like minced neat, hot dogs, sausages, various innards (I'm African, get off my back). But chunks of meat, nope. Don't like fish much either, except as sushi.

If I were your typical Nigerian, who loves meat, lo carb would be a no brainer . But I'm a wierdo and it wouldn't be sustainable for me.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (9hauA)

148 I started a low carb paleo-esque diet with morning spin classes and afternoon TRX training in mid Jan. I've lost about 25 pounds so far.
TRX is hard as hell. I started at zero strength with weak little baby muscles and 235 lb body weight. Since with TRX you use your own body weight for resistance. That sucked and I couldn't even complete some of the moves. But as I lose weight I'm also getting stronger. So, at first I couldn't do the planking stuff where your feet are in straps, you're doing a hand stand and your piking etc... My core, butt, abs, just weren't there. Now I'm able to do it but I'm tearing up my core each night. It hurts to roll over in bed. With legs, at first I couldn't do the one-legged lunge or one-legged burpee things but once I could I work my legs quickly into twitching muscle exhaustion with a few reps. Same with triceps and everything else. So even though I'm getting stronger I'm still pretty much crawling out of the room at the end of class.
I look forward to the day that working out makes me feel stronger and not weaker.

Posted by: bananadream at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (YR7aL)

149 I keep wondering when the 'you're old enough to know better' will kick in?

I dunno. The older I get, the dumber I feel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 07:05 PM (39g3+)

150 grill it outside


Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (0O7c5)

Salmon, cedar plank, and a grill.Yum.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 07:05 PM (OMsf+)

151 Eh.. over a hundred comments in.. so I played hooky this afternoon. Lied and said I had a doctor appointment. Got my toes done, came home and made some jewelry and I feel fabulous. I need to do it more often. I truly hate my job at this point. One. More. Year.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:05 PM (dUJdY)

152 Kale used to be a weed right?

Posted by: Yo! at March 21, 2019 07:05 PM (1XAal)

153
So what I'm thinking is plugging in the George Foreman outside and "grilling" the fishes out there.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:05 PM (xvH+/)

154 Reminds me of the saying, "You are only young once, but you can be immature forever".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)


"It's never too late to have a happy childhood."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 07:06 PM (GJkKh)

155 #111 I love that he's being lambasted in his own Twitter thread.

On his Twitter page there's also a tweet of an interview about Trump's evil fence and evil Aussie alt-rightists with the Hollywood Reporter that's also been invaded by Avi fans. Ha, ha!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 07:06 PM (Dh1wo)

156 Reminds me of the saying, "You are only young once, but you can be immature forever".


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

I turn 60 om 2 weeks.

I keep wondering when the 'you're old enough to know better' will kick in?
Posted by: Don Q at March 21, 2019 07:01 PM (NgKpN)



I'm 3 years older, and when it happens, I'll let you know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

157 Move to Sudan. Those people are pros.
Posted by: Archer at March 21, 2019 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

You know what the national bird is of the Sudan? (and Ethiopia)


Any Diptera

Posted by: jakee308 at March 21, 2019 07:06 PM (vhXcf)

158 5 days fast....geez, I'd be a basket case. I have done 2 day fasts before but end up binging at the end..... Does your belly bulge out like those Ethiopian famine kids?

Posted by: DXO at March 21, 2019 07:06 PM (nzKWW)

159 Fish and chicken basically feel like junk food
Shrimp and crab are addicting
pork belly is fun to eat
groubd beef is like the oatmeal of meat
steak is satisfying

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:07 PM (dm05u)

160 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

You've got longer to wait than you know.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 21, 2019 07:07 PM (vhXcf)

161 Be excellent to each other.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2019 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

162

Incidentally, there's a new thing trending on Youtube now about how all the old time YT vegans are looking like they have teh hivs.

So YT has coined a new term for this condition:

End Stage Veganism.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:08 PM (xvH+/)

163 >>.But... where are you at?

I mean, starting weight and % fat compared to now?

...

Six or eight months ago, when I was doing this more consistently, I was at 17% bodyfat (which is good for me).

But then I just stopped exercising and dieting and went back up to 22%.

Also lost a few pounds of the muscle I'd added through atrophy, which I think is a factor in the bodyfat going up so much.

When I started this, a few years ago, I was in really bad shape. I was at, I dunno, 30% bodyfat. I'm not sure. In a year I dropped that to 20%, then started doing more extended fasts to drop it down. I wanted to get to 15% but never did.


Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

164 That's why low-carbers have to resort to tricks to fake the taste and texture of stuff they can't eat.

I think they resort to the tricks because they haven't broken the addiction yet. You get past that.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 07:08 PM (OiC69)

165 I made salmon cakes w/ Sriracha aoili sauce...over spring mix of greens. It's tasty!

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 07:08 PM (cF8AT)

166 Sorry to inform in an off post. Kittitas Sheriff's Deputy murder was illegal alien, confirmed by ICE.


http://tinyurl.com/y3cdwa38

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 07:08 PM (t6MX/)

167 Michael Cohen traveled to Prague to collude with Russians over a dinner of wiener schitznel and bratwurst and potato salad with pilsner beer and a dessert of apple strudel.

Donald Trump paid prostitutes at a Moscow hotel to perform a banana split shower on a bed Obama slept on with bananas and whipped cream and chocolate sauce and nuts and maraschino cherries.

Chris Steele gave my husband the dossier thumb drive at a breakfast at the Mayflower Hotel starting with a fruit medley followed by pancakes with syrup, bacon, scrambled eggs, english muffins and their house special cheese blintzes with strawberry sauce.

Carter Page agreed with top Russian officials to fix the US elections in exchange for a huge fortune in Gazprom stock while dining on a delicious creamy borscht soup followed by the chef's beef stroganoff and with an assortment of tasty blinis which followed an appetizer of the finest caviar.

Posted by: Nellie Ohr's Ham Radio Fast Day Six Transmissions at March 21, 2019 07:09 PM (DuAZ5)

168 Kale will do a number on your thyroid

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:09 PM (dm05u)

169 I will fuck this can of Folgers, but only if it dresses like a girl. Male coffee is haram.

Posted by: Cory "No Way Am I Gay" Booker at March 21, 2019 07:09 PM (zFzxj)

170 In personal development, I've tried to get into a routine of using the Duolingo phone app when I wake up and right before bed.

I'm studying several languages on Duolingo, and I find it's most effective to study a given language for about an hour at a time. After I'm done, I'm mumbling the language to myself, as phrases and sentences well up unbidden.

I usually switch off between languages each day, because it's surprisingly difficult to turn off one language and start studying another right away.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 07:10 PM (GJkKh)

171 >>>Problem is I have never really liked meat much to begin with, except stuff like minced neat, hot dogs, sausages, various innards (I'm African, get off my back)

eating "innards" is super in vogue right now. I keep wanting to get sheep's brains to make brains in black butter. A lot of people think these fattier cuts of meat are better for you than lean muscle.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

172 146 >>>Hence the muggins and avocado chocolate mousse for me.

i have to start making that kind of thing. I have too much protein, I think. I need to work on adding in stuff with a lot of fat.
Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (PbpT7)


You know too much protein turns into glucose, right? What are your macros?

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 07:10 PM (nRWPy)

173 ITA, grill FTW

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 21, 2019 07:10 PM (4hfnr)

174 I made some bulletproof coffee last week and subsequently spent the morning on the toilet.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 07:11 PM (JgA4k)

175 Kale will do a number on your thyroid

What? How so?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:11 PM (dUJdY)

176 Also go fatty fish not sheeps brains.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2019 07:11 PM (nRWPy)

177 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:05 PM (dUJdY)

Taking off from work is fun.

don't think retiring will be the same.

Biggest thing about retiring I would warn anyone about is: It's f**king boring.

yeah even if you've got tons to do, it's not the same.

It does take a while to catch up. Maybe 2-3 years. then one day you find you're BORED out of your skull and are having to work to find something interesting to do.

Have a plan when you retire and not just about money or your health. Have a plan on how to fill you're days. If you have a close family that will help. If not or they're all gone then be prepared.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 21, 2019 07:11 PM (vhXcf)

178 I look forward to the day that working out makes me feel stronger and not weaker.
Posted by: bananadream at March 21, 2019 07:04 PM (YR7aL)

Working out just makes me sleepy. Those endorphin thingies people talk about? Never met one.

In the middle of one exercise class this week, I just wanted to lie down and sleep. I was yawning like a maniac.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 07:11 PM (9hauA)

179 What?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 21, 2019 07:12 PM (MozdL)

180 >>>I made some bulletproof coffee last week and subsequently spent the morning on the toilet.

you have to introduce it slowly over a few days. It's common to get the shits if you just have a full cup of it. but add a little bit into your coffee, a little more each day, and you should adjust.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

181 136 Not really down any weight, but my pants feel looser even out of the dryer.

I'm switching up my lifting routine. I'm going to do 20-rep squats twice a week for the next six weeks, plus normal sets of 3x5 of bench, press, row, and deadlift. Unfortunately work is about to hit overdrive with the budget coming up, so from now until probably June I'm going to be busy.

In personal development, I've tried to get into a routine of using the Duolingo phone app when I wake up and right before bed. I figure that when I'm barely awake, I won't try to "translate" the language as much and will actually force my brain to use it naturally. I've also been picking on my mandolin in the evening and on weekends, and I've been fiddling around with some programming stuff to try and build new skill sets.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2019 07:03 PM (wCmLp)

That's awesome. Besides my weight loss odyssey I'm making a concerted effort to read classics. I finished Of Human Bondage yesterday and will start Crime and Punishment tomorrow.

Posted by: Lamont_Cranston at March 21, 2019 07:12 PM (3ufaJ)

182 Heard on a pod cast recently that the strong men competer are only eating carrots raw and all other vegetables are cooked so it does not fook up their guts

Posted by: Yo! at March 21, 2019 07:12 PM (1XAal)

183 eating "innards" is super in vogue right now. I keep wanting to get sheep's brains to make brains in black butter. A lot of people think these fattier cuts of meat are better for you than lean muscle.

Okay, that's just gross.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:12 PM (dUJdY)

184 Bill and Ted 3: Bill's Heinous Colonoscopy

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 21, 2019 07:12 PM (LZZk4)

185 I made some bulletproof coffee last week and subsequently spent the morning on the toilet.


That's why you never trust a keto fart. Seriously though, your GI tract will adjust to the butter or MCT oil (whichever you're putting in there) in a few days.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 07:13 PM (OMsf+)

186 Incidentally, there's a new thing trending on Youtube now about how all the old time YT vegans are looking like they have teh hivs.

So YT has coined a new term for this condition:

End Stage Veganism.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:08 PM (xvH+/)


It's very difficult for vegans to obtain enough of several amino acids, methionine and lysine IIRC, without resorting to extraordinary efforts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 07:13 PM (GJkKh)

187 Have a plan when you retire and not just about money or your health. Have a plan on how to fill you're days.

Oh that won't be a problem for me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:13 PM (dUJdY)

188 keep wanting to get sheep's brains to make brains in black butter. A lot of people think these fattier cuts of meat are better for you than lean muscle.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

Um, I meant stuff like intestines, gizzard, kidney.

Brain? :O I'll pass, thanks.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 07:13 PM (9hauA)

189 The hair is not perfect.

Posted by: golfman at March 21, 2019 07:14 PM (OE84+)

190 Supposedly brains are good eating but I can't get past them being, you know, brains. And the texture looks extra repulsive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 07:14 PM (39g3+)

191 >>>
You know too much protein turns into glucose, right? What are your macros?

i don't know if protein really turns into glucose... someone was saying the protein to glocose thing is demand-dependant and that it would not all automatically convert. I think they also said that it takes a lot of energy to turn protein into glucose, so it's not really the same as having carbs.

but my macros are all wrong, I know. I do like... I dunno, 60% protein? maybe 66%? The fat I get is from cheese, sometimes sour cream, or the fat in the meat itself.

I have to specifically add in some fat-rich stuff to get that down and get fat higher.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

192 WYLD STALYNS

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:15 PM (LL1Be)

193 166 Sorry to inform in an off post. Kittitas Sheriff's Deputy murder was illegal alien, confirmed by ICE.


http://tinyurl.com/y3cdwa38
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 07:08 PM (t6MX/)

A good friend's daughter married a KSD last summer, I went to the wedding. Many/most of the Deputies were there. I had a great time and stayed longer than I expected.

I checked last night with my friend, and it wasn't him. But I believe I met the deceased after seeing his picture today.

So sad. So very, very sad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 07:15 PM (sy5kK)

194 What? How so?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:11 PM (dUJdY)

Kale, like other cruciferous vegetables (broccoli, cabbage, etc), are goitrogens and can cause hypothyroidism and goiters.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:15 PM (dm05u)

195 154 Reminds me of the saying, "You are only young once, but you can be immature forever".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 07:06 PM (GJkKh)

I don't think that's true at all. Once those years are gone, they're gone. You have to find some way to overcome that deficiency or damage in your development and go from there. If I ever figure out the secret I'll write a book and make billions.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

196 This last weekend I was having beers with an engineer who, among other things, helps design supercars for oligarchs and others who can afford automobiles with seven figure price tags.

One day he was at a track in Spain (I think) and Keanu Reeves was at the track and wanted to take out the supercar he was working on. After a few turns around the track he asked... "How much is this car." And he was told $2.2 Million.

"I can't afford it," he said.

So what happened to all that sweet Matrix money?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 21, 2019 07:15 PM (jn7FC)

197 Brain? :O I'll pass, thanks.

Posted by: chique d'afrique


You want us. You know you do.

Posted by: Yummy yummy prions at March 21, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

198 >>.
I have to specifically add in some fat-rich stuff to get that down and get fat higher.


anyway, so I want to look into fat-bombs and mousses and stuff.

also I've been doing the trick of having pork rinds with onion dip. Which is pretty tasty.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

199 I didn't know that votermom.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

200 I think the chicken parm looks good, I might try it. I can pretty much eat anything parmesan style. In fact I think pork is better than a lot of veal and much cheaper. I do usually do it the traditional way as I am still working on the "before" photo. But I did learn it is just as good with cornstarch as with flour. I plan on trying that pork rind trick though.

I am not low carb at this juncture as that would mean not drinking for it to matter. But I have followed the 8 hour eating window fast most days.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 07:16 PM (n13/j)

201 187 Have a plan when you retire and not just about money or your health. Have a plan on how to fill you're days.


Retire. Hah!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

202 I think the fasting sounds cool. I would love to try, but it's not really practical with the kids and work. I've done intermittent fasting for a good 4 plus years and it's stopped my middle age weight gain in it's tracks. at first I was even losing weight.

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 07:17 PM (q177U)

203 So sad. So very, very sad.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 07:15 PM (sy5kK)

A lot of locals in the hunting fishing community knew him. Illegal alien, armed.

Manufactured crisis my ass.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 07:17 PM (t6MX/)

204 It's a little know fact that Cheetos are no-carb. That's right, pure protein. They're free range.

Posted by: pep at March 21, 2019 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

205 "I can't afford it," he said.



So what happened to all that sweet Matrix money?



I have a feeling that he's the kind of guy that, when he says, "I can't afford it" what he really means is "I'm not willing to pay that much".

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 07:17 PM (OMsf+)

206 So what happened to all that sweet Matrix money?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 21, 2019 07:15 PM (jn7FC)

He gave a lot of it to the crew.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

207 How about LOSSSSEZZ, brah?

Lost three more pounds last week. That's a record for me. Am now down to 180 lbs. (down from 199 lbs.)

Mrs. Muse says that when we're cuddling in bed, she can tell that my ginormous belly has gotten much smaller because she can snuggle closer to me.

This makes us both happy.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 21, 2019 07:18 PM (D7whz)

208 "That's why you never trust a keto fart."

I'm laughing grimly because I know exactly what you're talking about.

Posted by: Lamont_Cranston at March 21, 2019 07:18 PM (3ufaJ)

209 I guess the greekish name for spider monkey was already taken?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 21, 2019 07:18 PM (LWu6U)

210 >> The hair is not perfect.

The hell you say.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yygrmm2n

Book 'im, Danno.

Posted by: Jack Lord at March 21, 2019 07:18 PM (f1Vqw)

211 oh something I learned recently - L-theanine can counteract coffee jitters, if you get that

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:18 PM (dm05u)

212 Some people --- (not me!) --- love to look at food and even smell it when on a diet. Weird.

I remember reading about how Luciano Pavarotti, when on a diet, would take friends out to restaurants and order all of the meals he wished he could have. Then he'd watch them eat and enjoy it vicariously.

Of course, .....perhaps Pavarotti is not an example of a SUCCESSFUL dieter who did this.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 21, 2019 07:19 PM (Rxduq)

213 207 How about LOSSSSEZZ, brah?

Lost three more pounds last week. That's a record for me. Am now down to 180 lbs. (down from 199 lbs.)

Mrs. Muse says that when we're cuddling in bed, she can tell that my ginormous belly has gotten much smaller because she can snuggle closer to me.

This makes us both happy.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 21, 2019 07:18 PM (D7whz)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

214 I've noticed successful vegan athletes eat a ton of fat. It's like avocado toast with vegan mayo every other meal.

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 07:19 PM (q177U)

215 Reality:

Bill gets BPH and has to self catheterize and then gets a new procedure that opens up his prostate.

Ted gets cancer but its curable with chemo but his hair all falls out.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 21, 2019 07:19 PM (vhXcf)

216 Just finished my kale planks.

Posted by: Zombie RBG at March 21, 2019 07:19 PM (Tyii7)

217 So what happened to all that sweet Matrix money?

Buried in concrete under his garage next to his massive weapon stash.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:19 PM (LL1Be)

218 >>In the middle of one exercise class this week, I just wanted to lie down and sleep. I was yawning like a maniac.>>Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2019 07:11 PM (9hauA)


My spin class is 5:30-6:15am. I spend the entire warm up yawning and I don't really feel awake until I get out of class, shower, drive to work and then finish my first cup of coffee.

Posted by: bananadream at March 21, 2019 07:19 PM (YR7aL)

219 >> The hair is not perfect.

The hell you say.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yygrmm2n

Book 'im, Danno.
Posted by: Jack Lord



Conway Twitty > Jack Lord

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 07:20 PM (NLLmE)

220 I think that the second cat is cute. I think the really skinny one in the full body picture is scary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 07:20 PM (AllCR)

221 that's hawt, OM

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:20 PM (dm05u)

222 Prayers for that Deputy's family

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 07:20 PM (BbGew)

223 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 21, 2019 07:19 PM (Rxduq)


The pitching clip I was talking about is at #116.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 07:20 PM (OMsf+)

224 Bill and Ted 3: Ted Gets a Reverse Mortgage

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 21, 2019 07:21 PM (LZZk4)

225 oh something I learned recently - L-theanine can counteract coffee jitters, if you get that
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot


A tad.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 07:21 PM (NLLmE)

226 I've been on keto too, the hardest is getting back on the wagon, but once you get into a rhythm it's a little easier.

I have to rely on keto meal packages though since my boss is working me ragged and by the time I'm finished with work Im too fucking tired to do shit, and sadly do not have a naked Candace Owens waiting for me at home ready to serve low carb sammiches and pork rind dusted chicken parm, then helping me relax by reciting quotes from Win Bigly while jumping up and down.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 07:21 PM (+dsLj)

227 175 Kale will do a number on your thyroid

What? How so?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:11 PM (dUJdY)

I have to watch my kale intake (not hard to do) and cruciferous veggies. Kale contains progoitrins that can stress your thyroid (can cause goiters). Cruciferous veggies interfere with how your thyroid uses iodine.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

228 I've noticed successful vegan athletes eat a ton of fat. It's like avocado toast with vegan mayo every other meal.

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 07:19 PM (q177U)

I am sick of hearing about avacados* being a Millennial thing! In parts Texas Guacamole has been the chief green vegetable for half a century.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 07:22 PM (n13/j)

229 Bill drives Ted to get his colonoscopy. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:23 PM (dUJdY)

230 195 154 Reminds me of the saying, "You are only young once, but you can be immature forever".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 07:06 PM (GJkKh)

I don't think that's true at all. Once those years are gone, they're gone. You have to find some way to overcome that deficiency or damage in your development and go from there. If I ever figure out the secret I'll write a book and make billions.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 07:15 PM (NWiLs)


Well, a couple of decades ago I quit drinking copious amounts of cheap beer and only do a couple of microbrews , so there's that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 07:23 PM (sy5kK)

231 So what veggies are GOOD for hypothyroidism?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:23 PM (dUJdY)

232 231 So what veggies are GOOD for hypothyroidism?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:23 PM (dUJdY)

seaweed

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:24 PM (dm05u)

233 late to thread.

1. Pizzaro? CBD must feel so deflated.

2. Ponce de Leon is a famous donut in Japan. As Daphne would say: "I don't know why.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 21, 2019 07:24 PM (LWu6U)

234 "I can't afford it," he said.

So what happened to all that sweet Matrix money?


Nothing, and he intends to keep it that way.

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 07:25 PM (DCYln)

235 So what veggies are GOOD for hypothyroidism?

Steak.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:25 PM (LL1Be)

236 >>>I am sick of hearing about avacados* being a Millennial thing! In parts Texas Guacamole has been the chief green vegetable for half a century.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 07:22 PM (n13/j)

But why are they so damn expensive? Maybe it's a California thing. I can't afford to eat them for lunch anymore. It's like two for $5 bucks here.

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 07:25 PM (q177U)

237 seaweed

For real? Where they hell do you get seaweed in the midwest?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:26 PM (dUJdY)

238 So what veggies are GOOD for hypothyroidism?

Steak.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:25 PM (LL1Be)
with iodized salt.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 07:26 PM (n13/j)

239 The vampire felines would make perfect bonzai-kittens.

Posted by: 13times at March 21, 2019 07:26 PM (K3B2k)

240 Bill and Ted's Search for the Most Excellent Dentures

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 07:26 PM (V2Yro)

241 I think John Wick might kick Bill's ass.
Now that would be an adventure.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

242
They should remake FANTASTIC VOYAGE.

Trivia: they kinda already did in the 80's, what was the movie?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:26 PM (xvH+/)

243 234 "I can't afford it," he said.

So what happened to all that sweet Matrix money?

Nothing, and he intends to keep it that way.
Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 07:25 PM (DCYln)

Probably looked at what Nicolas Cage did to himself financially and said "Nah, brah."

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

244 although seafood > seaweed

I'm not convinced any vegetables are good for thyroid since most vegetables are harsh on the intestines
look up thyroid gut immune connection

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:27 PM (dm05u)

245 >>>I am sick of hearing about avacados* being a Millennial thing! In parts Texas Guacamole has been the chief green vegetable for half a centur

i gotta try eating a half avocado every day or something.

maybe with feta and cottage cheese and a vinagrette.

or with pesto. I'd take any excuse to eat pesto.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

246 seaweed



For real? Where they hell do you get seaweed in the midwest?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:26 PM (dUJdY)

she wasn't kidding.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 07:27 PM (n13/j)

247 Senegal native sets bus on fire with 50 kids inside to protest Italy's new tougher immigration laws. Not sure he helped his cause.

https://wp.me/p3rVTb-35iZ

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 07:27 PM (4e+hS)

248 Bill and Ted 3: Bill and Ted Argue Over Watching Matlock or Columbo

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 21, 2019 07:27 PM (LZZk4)

249 BACON served the American way = cured side bacon served crispy.

What other countries serve BACON the same way that we Americans enjoy it?

I've done Google searches and can't find an answer.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at March 21, 2019 07:27 PM (AJ/mV)

250 Ace-you just got a thumbs up from Robert Stacy McCain on your essay on "retard" Sandy O-C. Go celebrate by eating something.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 07:27 PM (AllCR)

251 Bill and Ted Crash the Golden Corral

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)

252
Classic Conway Twitty hair:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4az8psk

He went through an unfortunate perm phase, though:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxdzqyvo

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 07:28 PM (f1Vqw)

253 But why are they so damn expensive? Maybe it's a California thing. I can't afford to eat them for lunch anymore. It's like two for $5 bucks here.
Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 07:25 PM (q177U)


Northern Virginia, where we don't grow avocados, they are usually a $1 or $1.50 a piece.

I think they probably come from Israel.

Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2019 07:28 PM (ZfRYq)

254 But you get really tired of just eating broiled or fried meat.
Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

This. I get tired of meat, period. I don't like beef, and pork and chicken get tiresome, and I don't cook fish in the house. But, mostly, I just get tired of meat.

Votermom, I would die.

Posted by: April at March 21, 2019 07:28 PM (OX9vb)

255 Hey, Jay. There's a lot of this thread to read. Could you post it?

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 07:28 PM (vDqXW)

256 Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:26 PM (xvH+/)

Honey I shrunk the kids?

That's where he shrinks the kids and they get inside him?

I remember a guy from SNL in it.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 21, 2019 07:28 PM (vhXcf)

257 Bill and Ted's Righteous Early Bird Special

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

258 Bill & Ted's Excellent Lawn. Get off it.

Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2019 07:29 PM (UdKB7)

259 Innerspace with Martin Short and Dennis Quaid

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)

260 Rick Moranis.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 21, 2019 07:29 PM (vhXcf)

261 Northern Virginia, where we don't grow avocados, they are usually a $1 or $1.50 a piece.

I think they probably come from Israel.
Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2019 07:28 PM (ZfRYq)
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Not all avocados are grown, you know.

Posted by: Feco O'Roarke at March 21, 2019 07:29 PM (vDqXW)

262 i gotta try eating a half avocado every day or something.

maybe with feta and cottage cheese and a vinagrette.

or with pesto. I'd take any excuse to eat pesto.
Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

Grilled flank with some slices.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 07:29 PM (t6MX/)

263 Boll and Ted VII: Now why did I come into this room?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 21, 2019 07:29 PM (LWu6U)

264 Bill and Ted's Excellent Weekend at The Villages.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

265
Honey I shrunk the kids?

That's where he shrinks the kids and they get inside him?


Yes!

I loved the scene when the tiny kids were in his scrotum bag kicking his balls.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:30 PM (xvH+/)

266 Bill and Ted 3: Ted Falls for an IRS Phone Scam

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 21, 2019 07:30 PM (LZZk4)

267 >>>Grilled flank with some slices.


well that sounds fine but I mean, I need to figure out a whole meal that is mostly fat, to make up for the fact that the rest of my diet is almost all meat and cheese.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:30 PM (PbpT7)

268 Bill and Ted's Excellent Weekend at The Villages.


Given the reputation of The Villages, that actually not too far fetched.

Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2019 07:30 PM (OMsf+)

269
Innerspace with Martin Short and Dennis Quaid

Posted by: ace


That's the one. I liked that movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:30 PM (xvH+/)

270 I am sick of hearing about avacados* being a
Millennial thing! In parts Texas Guacamole has been the chief green
vegetable for half a centur



i gotta try eating a half avocado every day or something.



maybe with feta and cottage cheese and a vinagrette.



or with pesto. I'd take any excuse to eat pesto.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

Some used to stuff them with cocktail shrimp. They are even good sliced with pepper. They key is getting them ripe or getting them hard and putting them in a brown paper bag. That ripens them quicker and keeps them from going bad as quickly it seems.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 07:31 PM (n13/j)

271 But, mostly, I just get tired of meat.

I love meat. A nice big fat juicy steak, medium rare.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:31 PM (dUJdY)

272 Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure to the Active Senior Center.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 07:31 PM (ffYR/)

273 Bill and Ted's Righteous Early Bird Special

Now, now. I looked it up- Keanu is only 54. And, yes, that's young!

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2019 07:31 PM (Z1eux)

274 Bill and Ted 3: Bill and Ted Shop for Hard Candies

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 21, 2019 07:31 PM (LZZk4)

275
Any idea why Raquel Welch was needed to go inside that body?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:31 PM (xvH+/)

276 But veggies are so good for overall health how do you avoid them because of thyroid issues and be healthy?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:31 PM (dUJdY)

277 One thing about keto I need to learn is to avoid the cheeeeeeese.

Dairy really fucks over your weight loss efforts because its too frigging calorie dense.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 07:32 PM (+dsLj)

278 Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:30 PM (PbpT7)

I'm out.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 07:32 PM (t6MX/)

279

They made another movie with Orlando Jones, but I never saw it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:32 PM (xvH+/)

280 I am in Japan, our avacado come from mexico. $1.50, $1 on sale but they tend to be smallish.

Also shipping to Asia is cheap, Shipping from Mexico to US has to compete with the drug trade so prices are higher.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 21, 2019 07:32 PM (LWu6U)

281 Bill and Ted's Excellent Perpetual Left Turn Signal

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:32 PM (LL1Be)

282 I do 21 day fasts. Get on the level, ace.

Posted by: Kris Pratt at March 21, 2019 07:32 PM (tRLIC)

283 Bill and Ted 5 : Have you seen the remote?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 07:32 PM (4e+hS)

284 I love meat. A nice big fat juicy steak, medium rare.

**************

I am a gentleman so I will not go there.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 21, 2019 07:33 PM (+dsLj)

285 Avocado is very good just raw, slightly ripe, with Balsamic Vinegar.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 07:33 PM (ffYR/)

286
I need to figure out a whole meal that is mostly fat, to make up for the fact that the rest of my diet is almost all meat and cheese.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:30 PM


just have pork rinds & french onion dip for dessert

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 21, 2019 07:34 PM (KCxzN)

287 Bill and Ted's Colonoscopic Adventure

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 07:34 PM (t6MX/)

288 Baby poop is high in fat.

Posted by: The Beto at March 21, 2019 07:34 PM (tRLIC)

289 Bill and Ted's Refreshing Day-trip.

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 07:35 PM (vDqXW)

290 >>>282 I do 21 day fasts. Get on the level, ace.


well I gotta do 7 days before I can think about anything like that

if this fast continues being relatively easy I'll keep it going for as long as I can.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)

291 of course fresh guac is the 1 seed imo. Mash up the avocados. Throw in chopped onion, tomato, cilantro, jalepeno. Add some lime juice and sel et poivre and you are golden. Then just find some low carb chip or other way to use it.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 07:35 PM (n13/j)

292 Bill and Ted 3: Bill and Ted's Enlarged Prostates

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 21, 2019 07:35 PM (LZZk4)

293 190 Seriously. I can barely get past the meat is muscle thing. Can't eat ground meat because of texture--I'll skip the brains.

We raised beef cattle when I was growing up. Mom made us try brains once. She couldn't stomach them, either, so we never had to eat them again.

Posted by: April at March 21, 2019 07:35 PM (OX9vb)

294 CM..I can just eat it plain. I love avacados. And meat..did I mention I love meat? I think I did.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:36 PM (dUJdY)

295 Ace, is the fasting working?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 07:36 PM (4e+hS)

296 Any idea why Raquel Welch was needed to go inside that body?
Flotation device.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 07:36 PM (Dh1wo)

297 I need to figure out a whole meal that is mostly fat
Deep fried butter, FTW.

Some soups are mostly fat.

Bouillon I think.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:36 PM (LL1Be)

298 >>.just have pork rinds & french onion dip for dessert


well when I remember to buy that stuff I do have that as post-meal snacking.

I just have to keep it better stocked.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)

299 OM -
https://moonbattery.com/politically-correcting-chess/

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 07:37 PM (BbGew)

300
Slim Whitman > Conway Twitty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y78dtSvzWc4

Yes, the hairline is receding there, but the 'stache and the sideburns make up for it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 07:38 PM (f1Vqw)

301 CM..I can just eat it plain. I love avacados. And meat..did I mention I love meat? I think I did.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:36 PM (dUJdY)

--------------------------------

I can too, because at the right ripeness I love them. Try a dip in Balsamic and see what you think. IMO, they pair very well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 07:38 PM (ffYR/)

302 Mmmmm, Brains...

Posted by: Zombie at March 21, 2019 07:38 PM (ujbNH)

303 Nood. Trump executive order.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 21, 2019 07:38 PM (p0nVR)

304 ut why are they so damn expensive? Maybe it's a California thing. I
can't afford to eat them for lunch anymore. It's like two for $5 bucks
here.

Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 07:25 PM (q177U)
oh yeah, and I think the big ones suck, they are not the same thing. I think they are called California Avocados. I am talking the Mexican style. They are also called Haas I think.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 07:38 PM (n13/j)

305 >>>295 Ace, is the fasting working?

eh, I imagine it is. I haven't really bothered keeping a close eye on the scale because I know about how much i'll lose. I can see I've lost some weight, so that's something.

But a reason I do this is for the other positive effects that supposedly attend it. Fixing your insulin, getting rid of visceral fact and fat on the liver, autophagy, clearing out your brain of damaged proteins... stuff like that.

allegedly there's a mental moment of clarity that comes at some point (Day six? seven? I dunno) but I've never gotten that. I'd like to see if that's real.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

306 Try a dip in Balsamic and see what you think. IMO, they pair very well.

I will!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:39 PM (dUJdY)

307 Whip up some whipping cream and sugar free pudding.

Flavored fat dessert.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 07:39 PM (LL1Be)

308 232 231 So what veggies are GOOD for hypothyroidism?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:23 PM (dUJdY)

seaweed

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:24 PM (dm05u)

LOL! You can eat other veggies, carrots, squash eggplant, ...you can even eat cruciferous veggies in moderation. Also, they're less damaging if cooked.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 07:39 PM (cF8AT)

309 (oops, not regular commenter zombie)

Posted by: Zombie at March 21, 2019 07:39 PM (ujbNH)

310

Why do all "Drag Queens" look like characters from Sid and Marty Krofft shows?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 07:39 PM (xvH+/)

311 I was looking up the lykoi just yesterday, as there was one in a YouTube thumbnail.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2019 07:40 PM (l9m7l)

312 296 Any idea why Raquel Welch was needed to go inside that body?
Flotation device.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 07:36 PM (Dh1wo)

Those aren't buoys!

Posted by: Tim Watley at March 21, 2019 07:40 PM (Ct55T)

313 George Carlin is dead, who's gonna be?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 21, 2019 07:41 PM (MozdL)

314 Nood thread all, see you there

Posted by: Picric at March 21, 2019 07:41 PM (nonGu)

315 >>>Whip up some whipping cream and sugar free pudding.

Flavored fat dessert.

...

yes, I did that a few times and Just whipped up a mousse in fifteen seconds and loved it (obviously) but then I forgot about it.

I don't think I need the pudding. I think i've done it with unsweetened powdered cocoa plus a noncaloric sweetener.

Maybe i'll try the pudding, though, for extra puddingness.

hmmm... i'm thinking butterscotch now

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:41 PM (PbpT7)

316 well when I remember to buy that stuff I do have that as post-meal snacking.

I just have to keep it better stocked.
Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)

--------------------------

Deli meat dipped in hummus works very well as a snack food. I like garlic hummus, but lotsa flavors you can buy or make.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 07:41 PM (ffYR/)

317 Frederick the Great had a theory once the sleep cycle was broken you could just stay up indefinitely. So to try this he had 40 cups of coffee a day for awhile, of course it didn't work and messed him up for awhile afterwards.

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 07:41 PM (BbGew)

318 some say the bad ones are called Florida Avocados. You will know them when you see them though. Get the smaller,wrinkly type.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 07:42 PM (n13/j)

319 I don't think I need the pudding. I think i've done it with unsweetened powdered cocoa plus a noncaloric sweetener.

Maybe i'll try the pudding, though, for extra puddingness.

hmmm... i'm thinking butterscotch now

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:41 PM (PbpT7)

Wouldn't honey, stevia or maple syrup be better than a noncaloric sweeter?

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

320 276 But veggies are so good for overall health how do you avoid them because of thyroid issues and be healthy?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 21, 2019 07:31 PM (dUJdY)

no one's ever proven they're healthy really
they have nutrients but it's hard for our digestive system to extract them without a toll
best yo just feed them to your food

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:43 PM (dm05u)

321 Not the Zombie; a Zombie.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 07:45 PM (Dh1wo)

322 well the pudding idea is a good one, but the sweetener they add actually is a digestible carb that raises insulin, so while it's sugar free, it's not low carb and it's not insulin-neutral.

I guess maybe there's not that much in it so I could use a bit of it for flavoring

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:46 PM (PbpT7)

323 Bill and Ted 3, Excellent Old Man Balls

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 07:47 PM (v0R5T)

324 "no one's ever proven they're healthy really"

Umm...I know you're all meat all the time and to each their own but this is a bit too far. Of course they're healthy. There are vitamins and minerals you can get from them that you can't get from only eating meat.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 07:48 PM (cF8AT)

325 >>>Wouldn't honey, stevia or maple syrup be better than a noncaloric sweeter?

honey and maple syrup are just sugar.

stevia would be fine. it's one of the ones i use. depends. I don't understand the chemistry but you can't use some sweeteners for baking or for other uses. I have to go by the recipe on stuff like that.

Stevia in whipped cream I'm sure is fine, though.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

326 I would grind up those cats to make seasoned cat patties. A pinch of tarragon. And fennel seed.

Posted by: Fritz at March 21, 2019 07:48 PM (LuPts)

327 there's a Paleo/keto split where paleo people think maple sugar and honey are fine because they're natural and non-processed by keto/low carb people still see that they're just natural sugar, and that matters more about whether it's in a more paleo form or not.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

328 Here's a sugar to stevia conversion chart if you want to use it in baking...

http://tinyurl.com/5xp

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 07:51 PM (cF8AT)

329 stevia would be fine. it's one of the ones i use. depends. I don't understand the chemistry but you can't use some sweeteners for baking or for other uses. I have to go by the recipe on stuff like that.

Stevia in whipped cream I'm sure is fine, though.

Posted by: ace


Ace, they have a stevia blend for baking. It's part stevia, part cane sugar.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 07:52 PM (5UfE7)

330 Bill and John Wick would be better.

Posted by: gm at March 21, 2019 07:52 PM (hpqMG)

331 There are vitamins and minerals you can get from them that you can't get from only eating meat.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2019 07:48 PM (cF8AT)

just pointing out there are no comparisons of long term vegetarian societies vs long term carnivous societies in terms of health

also vegetables (all plants) are full of anti-nutrients that the body must overcome during digestion, ofyen we fo not which leads to poor absorption of nutrients

when you think about it, basically the reputation that veggies and fruits have for being healthy doesn't really stack up

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 07:53 PM (dm05u)

332 i don't know if protein really turns into glucose... someone was saying the protein to glocose thing is demand-dependant and that it would not all automatically convert. I think they also said that it takes a lot of energy to turn protein into glucose, so it's not really the same as having carbs.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:14 PM (PbpT7)


Protein can be metabolized to produce glucose in a process called gluconeogenesis, but IIRC that only occurs under starvation conditions, as glucose is one of the major sources of fuel for the brain. (Which is why PET imaging of the brain uses 18F-deoxyglucose, which closely resembles glucose.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:22 PM (GJkKh)

333 there's a Paleo/keto split where paleo people think maple sugar and honey are fine because they're natural and non-processed by keto/low carb people still see that they're just natural sugar, and that matters more about whether it's in a more paleo form or not.
Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)


The source is irrelevant. Sugar (sucrose) hydrolyzes into glucose and fructose (the constituent monosaccharides) under acidic conditions, as in, e.g., the stomach. It's a classic undergraduate lab experiment (inversion of sucrose. See, e.g., https://tinyurl.com/y2za6tuz.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 08:26 PM (GJkKh)

334 This fasting thing? This may be just gut instinct based on...well, my gut...but I don't think you're doing this right. A weight loss program shouldn't require actual starvation.

Posted by: MW at March 21, 2019 08:43 PM (hNTtn)

335 55 i don't know the name of the channel but if you come across a heavyset guy with black hair and a southern accent and gay mannerisms, you found it.

he's got some good videos. Though his weight does make me wonder about the low carb diet.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

That's the High Falutin' Low Carb guy. He's out of Panama City Beach, I think.

Anyone looking for keto recipes, check out Ketovangelist kitchen dot com. A certain moronette quite possibly runs that site.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at March 21, 2019 08:47 PM (SGw4W)

336 299 OM -

https://moonbattery.com/politically-correcting-chess/

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 07:37 PM (BbGew)


Thank you, this looks terrible.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 21, 2019 08:55 PM (D7whz)

337 Are they gonna get Eddie Van Halen for their triumphant video?

Posted by: Tim Broberg at March 21, 2019 11:25 PM (R1r/y)

Update: No Democrat Presidential Candidates Have Accepted AIPAC's Invitation to Speak Before Them Yet

Complete boycott. AIPAC meets next week.

No Democratic candidate for president has yet agreed to attend the American Israel Public Affairs Committee's annual Policy Conference next week.

According to Politico, Sen. Kamala Harris (D., Calif.) confirmed through an aide Thursday that she will not be attending.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.), former Rep. Beto O'Rourke (D., Tex.), and Howard Schultz will reportedly do the same.

...


Harris has previously spoken in warm terms at AIPAC's Policy Conference, calling it "an honor" to speak there in 2017. Other declared presidential hopefuls, such as Sens. Cory Booker (D., N.J.), Kirsten Gillibrand (D., N.Y.), and Amy Klobuchar (D., Minn.), have made similar remarks.

Because this is an update and you probably don't have much more to say about it, I will note that the Fiercely Heterosexual Senator from New Jersey, Cory Booker, is now calling for "Radical Love."

Before he accused Republican policies of causing people to die, Booker promised his presidential campaign would offer the country "radical love."

"People want to say love is a soft, namby, sort of like, 'Oh, kumbaya' sentiment," he said. "I think it's the most ferocious, tough, hard, force there is."

Buried lead: the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker wants Radical Love, and wants it with ferocious, tough, hard force.

"Fiercely Heterosexual" (c) 2019 by Deplorable Jay Guevera.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:42 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)

2 Antisemitic!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (ffYR/)

3 2

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)

4 dammit!

...but I did read the content before posting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)

5 truth be told, I don't care if the D's don't go to AIPAC, and I don't think it's necessarily antisemitic.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)

6 Well, if they want to put all their electoral eggs in the Judenrein Partei basket, I say bless their hearts (if any).

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2019 05:46 PM (wA4OO)

7 Radical love...

that's when they force you to bend over and take it up the butt?

Posted by: Don Q at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

8 Word is that the Dems are holding off on any cooperation with the sneaky Jooos until they see whether this "beginning of Spring" think is really going to stick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (Mouru)

9 Booker needs to start writing romantic novels that feature a lot of "against your will" sex, whatever it's called.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (4e+hS)

10 and yet the majority of Jewish voters will vote Democrat

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (dm05u)

11

Joo-Cooties cause global warming.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (zBaqJ)

12 Forceful love > rape.

Thanks Spartacus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (3H9h1)

13
Unrelated: This is hilarious:

A cartoon reenactment of idiot Joe Rogan "interviewing" Tim Pool and the Twitter jerkoffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEArAlNMuE4

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (0NFLi)

14 I guess it's a good thing for the Party of the Ku Klux Klan to put it's cards on the table.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (13dPG)

15 Jews have cooties.

-The Democrats

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (CBvvk)

16 10 and yet the majority of Jewish voters will vote Democrat
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (dm05u)

Battered wife syndrome?

Posted by: Don Q at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (NgKpN)

17 Absolut Hetero

Posted by: Absolut Vodka at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (yVQPB)

18 reeducation camps are a form of love.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (Pg+x7)

19 10 and yet the majority of Jewish voters will vote Democrat
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (dm05u)


Yes, but in the last 8 years that has been growing smaller and smaller.

The optics of this make the ads write themselves for Trump 2020.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (zBaqJ)

20 No fair, you're now copyrighting stuff. Now I can't plagiarize.... See my couch and dogs pics on my instagram!

Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (z3Q/9)

21 Doesn't matter the reason they aren't going because I learned from the Left:
Anti-Semites!!!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (r+sAi)

22 "Fiercely Heterosexual" (c) 2019 by Deplorable Jay Guevera.


See Jonah Goldberg, that is how you properly credit somebody's original work.


Honestly, is that so hard?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 21, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

23 "People want to say love is a soft, namby, sort of like, 'Oh, kumbaya' sentiment," he said. "I think it's the most ferocious, tough, hard, force there is."





Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my dick!? - Cory Booker

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (13dPG)

24 Love is a full contact sport. It's wrasslin' and tussling and the scratch of a beard on the back of your neck. It's a hot, sweaty, no holds barred grudge match in an urban bathhouse.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (SKzm4)

25 7 Radical love...

that's when they force you to bend over and take it up the butt?
Posted by: Don Q at March 21, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)



Once a year. With a gloved finger. And my insurance covers it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (zBaqJ)

26 The Dems also hate old people, babies and dogs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (r+sAi)

27 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (C1NyB)

28 That list of candidates should be speaking at car dealership openings

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 05:49 PM (CBvvk)

29 Buried lead: the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker wants Radical Love, and wants it with ferocious, tough, hard force


Cory Booker: "Stop the jackhammering Top! Stop the jackhammering!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (5UfE7)

30 Awesome. The Jewish vote for Republicans will increase from 10.2% to 10.21%.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (9m7V1)

31 It's March of '19. They are going to run out of feet to shoot before Labor Day THIS YEAR.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (Boy/L)

32 He's going to come out of the closet as non binary gender other during the campaign. Its inevitable.

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (ys1IH)

33 Are you kidding me!? what? they want to miss the free lox and bagels? Thats crazy pants.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (0rsWa)

34 "Radical love" is unconstrained by bourgeoisie notions like "monogamy" or "faithfulness" or even "wrap your dick up I don't know where it's been".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (wCmLp)

35 truth be told, I don't care if the D's don't go to AIPAC, and I don't think it's necessarily antisemitic.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2019 05:44 PM (GBteo)

No? But is 100% support of Antisemitism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2019 05:50 PM (oOwhS)

36 I am going to guess that the coffee Corey is referring to is 'Mr. Coffee'.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (LL1Be)

37 Love hurts.






Forceful love hurts a lot.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (m45I2)

38 "Fiercely Heterosexual" (c) 2019 by Deplorable Jay Guevera.

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 05:51 PM (t6MX/)

39
I love it