New Polls for Michigan and Wisconsin

Michigan isn't that great, except when you consider that Trump's support are almost certainly greatly understated.

But then...

... feast your eyes on Wisconsin.

Well hellooo, Nurse!


Also: Trump hits his first ever positive job approval in Gallup, 49 positive 48. Negative.


Semi-sorta-related:


Here's some Not Safe For Work Steel Panther to celebrate.

Posted by: Ace at 03:05 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at February 20, 2020 03:04 PM (3sOO0)

2 Please clap!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (vEIlU)

3 But Pennsylvania!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (+fPHo)

4 When is Trump going to pardon Stone?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (jUVms)

5 Centrist!

Posted by: David Peel at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (We5+z)

6 4-Hours later....

Posted by: Memories at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (mwcEF)

7 Oh man, I wish the country would move to the center.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (jUVms)

8 FINALLY

It's our time!

Posted by: Centrists everywhere at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (l8gTz)

9 Insert centered Christmas tree 'drawing' here.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (TQ/zJ)

10 Right down the middle!

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (We5+z)

11 Nd or rd or th

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (y0/1d)

12 Michigan always seemed like a woebegone state to me.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (vkS2Z)

13 Things are lining up for Trump and the Blog.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (hLRSq)

14 The center cannot hold. Things fall apart.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (J+mig)

15 Yeah, just call me Steeler's Wheel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (sy5kK)

16 racecar

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (xfb67)

17 Stuck in the middle with ewe.

Posted by: Somali Stealers Wheel at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (We5+z)

18 12 Michigan always seemed like a woebegone state to me.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (vkS2Z)


That's in Minnesota.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

19 Why you-a no-a like-a us? Is so sad.

Posted by: The Italicans at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (l8gTz)

20 Where in Wisconsin is Quinnipiac University?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (Ejm1K)

21 ^
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Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (wCmLp)

22 I feel out of sorts, kind of centered if you will.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (JUOKG)

23 But but but... Blue Wave.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (3sOO0)

24 Man I wish Ace would stick with one style in his new decorating scheme.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (y0/1d)

25 4 When is Trump going to pardon Stone?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (jUVms)


Maybe you should take that question to Donald Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (hLRSq)

26 Is Ace playing both ends against the middle?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

27 Yeah, I tried looking up "rough hardcore midget gangbang" earlier too.

Very disappointing result.

Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (6Q/Pa)

28 Centered

Posted by: Self at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (We5+z)

29 My dingus isn't symetrical.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (xfb67)

30 Right down the middle.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (veJcn)

31 Yes, but the University of Vermont poll of drunken coeds found that Bernie is leading Trump by +39.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

32 I am feeling stuck in the Middle with Yinzss

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (BqBId)

33 New content AND flaming skull content?

YES!

this is what happens when you're late. . .

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (xptlg)

34 Well hellooo, Nurse!

LOL
Perfect.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (aS1PU)

35 The margins are closing in.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (hKi6n)

36 Mike Bloomberg

Shouldn't you be pardoning Roger Stone, you #carnivalbarkingclown?


for real?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (vEIlU)

37 Why is Michgan not that great? I can't view it.

Posted by: kallisto at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (i5a1M)

38 So much winning in those polls

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (y0/1d)

39 Trump likely doesn't need MI or PA if he's got WI. Wow.

Don't sit, vote!

Posted by: Memories at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (mwcEF)

40
Polls, feh.

BBL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (fUqBx)

41 Curves to the left a little.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (xfb67)

42 lol, Trump talking about Stone and the anti Trump foreman woman

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (vEIlU)

43 Caw caw. Caw caw

Posted by: Big Alfredo at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (GY7zX)

44 The only thing you'll find.

Posted by: Road Kill at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (We5+z)

45 testing

Posted by: proof of spoof at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (B+t5k)

46 The middle is weird looking.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (vN4+Q)

47 If Trump is that far ahead in Wisconsin Michigan will be in his column too

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (BqBId)

48 I'm scratching my head on how Trump can be comfortably ahead in WI but behind in PA and MI. And the same polling firm!

I don't get it.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (G0vdT)

49 On topic, it *seems* that as time goes by, and the alternatives to Trump introduce themselves to the population, the population makes its decision. And that is "I'll pass on the Donkey."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (hLRSq)

50 Two things:
1) WTF is Bloomberg thinking, engaging with Trump on Trump's terms and on Trump's battlefield? I don't like the guy, but I didn't think he was stupid.
2) That Pornhub mockup is absolutely freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (I2dne)

51 Wisconsin?

There's got to be a "Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha" joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (m45I2)

52 36 wow Mini is out.-MeanGirling Mayor Pete.

Posted by: kallisto at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (i5a1M)

53 I am thinking the Steel Panther intro is the root cause.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (XyVor)

54
36 Mike Bloomberg 

Shouldn't you be pardoning Roger Stone, you #carnivalbarkingclown? 

for real?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (vEIlU)

Wow, Mini Mike, if you had the wit of an intern with four hours of time, you might have won last night.

PDJT

Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (6Q/Pa)

55 1 Yes, but the University of Vermont poll of drunken coeds found that Bernie is leading Trump by +39.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)


Sad to say that in Vermont he probably is.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (kUmUV)

56 Can't say I was ever familiar with that group of "artistes" before. I'd rather celebrate with-if we're talking about somewhat modern groups-Dire Straits

And what's with grown "artistes" sticking out their tongues? Is this a thing that goes way. way back?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (WI7YS)

57 If Trump loses Michigan, can he EO factories to close?

Since they don't want him, they shouldn't share in any benefits his policies bring.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (sNYFR)

58 Anyone seen me?

Posted by: 4 Matt at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (We5+z)

59 Nice..I feel centered. I wonder if we can Ace to combine this with yesterdays all gray double undernood?

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (B99TD)

60 Poll troll says Trump loses to everyone. Not just candidates but everyone. He's seen the polls.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (ScEe1)

61 When is Trump going to pardon Stone?

He'll almost certainly wait and watch the conviction be thrown out based on overwhelming, and obvious, impropriety but the judge/jury. Why give them a talking point?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (ExV1e)

62 18 12 Michigan always seemed like a woebegone state to me.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (vkS2Z)


That's in Minnesota.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

Yes. And Wisconsin, too, as far as I'm concerned. It's ALL woebegone.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (vkS2Z)

63 Bloomberg is in for the duration. Even if he has suck ass poll numbers and doesn't do well in the primaries, the Dems need him around for his money.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (y0/1d)

64 In Michigan, they are still counting those 1.2 million names that non-corrupt courts (NOT like Amy Jackson Berman's court - the honest kind), and those are included in the totals.


Really not bad being down 3 to 5 points when 1.2 million dead people are polled and counted against you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (sy5kK)

65 Maybe if I hire Mummenschanz as my consultants, it'll give me the boost I need.

Posted by: Miko El Piquito Bloombergo at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (BrfST)

66 Maybe Kristol will hold a rally in Wisconsin.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (ScEe1)

67 I'm scratching my head on how Trump can be comfortably ahead in WI but behind in PA and MI. And the same polling firm!

I don't get it.
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (G0vdT)


polls in February.
don't bank on any of it

plus, silent majority

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (vEIlU)

68 Wait, midget gangbang?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

69 Middle of the road!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (jW9oF)

70 Stone is not in jail yet.

Trump will wait to see if Stone gets a new trial and a change of venue. If he doesn't, the Trump will probably wait until December to pardon him.

Posted by: rd at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (+0uDE)

71 21 Oh Tannenbaum Oh Tannenbaum
wie trau sind deine Blatter


how loyal are your needles? wut wut

Posted by: Rutabaga at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (LilNs)

72
I hadn't NEARLY exhausted the Ilhan thread, but I'm content to wait #TwoWeeks for the next one, when we find out that the local Somali leader who squealed on her didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (M9ntN)

73 48 I'm scratching my head on how Trump can be comfortably ahead in WI but behind in PA and MI. And the same polling firm!

I don't get it.
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (G0vdT)

Polls are kind of like the fortune teller machines at carnivals- except without the redeeming qualities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (XyVor)

74 LOL get fucked you micro tyrant

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (KNsKs)

75 I'm feeling surprisingly centered

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (l4C/z)

76 Ono

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (xfb67)

77 Doubt he is that far ahead on the DemoCRAZY's & behind in Pa. & Mi. I think they know Wis. is gone so they gave him a big lead But made Pa. & Mi. bad. Don't buy it for a second

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (BqBId)

78 th

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

79 I'm a centrist.

Posted by: JEB!! at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (BRpqW)

80 President Trump doing stand up now at Las Vegas event. He is having fun. fox

Posted by: roscoe at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (WX+x0)

81 How does Quinnipiac select respondents? Those numbers in Michigan look *bad* but if it's "all adults" or "Dem +4" or something, less so.

Just wondering. I stand by me stance that polls this early for the general are pointless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)

82 lol, Trump listing all of the liars, starting with Comey

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (vEIlU)

83 Mini mike better not pick a Twitter war with the master troll. He will lose badly.

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (AZ3vg)

84 Centered, much like Mike Bloomberg!

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (ovHX/)

85 I am thinking the Steel Panther intro is the root cause.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (XyVor)


Steel Panther: 60% of the time it works all of the time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (aS1PU)

86 This always happens. I get all centered and shit hen it changes and I fall on my side.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (Orx/W)

87 Yes, but the University of Vermont poll of drunken coeds found that Bernie is leading Trump by +39.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

And I tink, there needs to be jello shots! And Ambuh, and Tiffany should make out! For the wuhking class!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (U7voe)

88 A
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (l4C/z)

89 What*s up with Wisconsin? Did Madison finally secede to Canada?

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (4Ru5B)

90 I'm feeling surprisingly centered
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Ohm, ohm, ohmmmmmmm

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (sNYFR)

91 I wann reach out and grabya

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (l4C/z)

92 You can give a poll to drunk coeds as long as you get consent.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (ScEe1)

93 How much pain was involved in Dowd composing that tweet?
Probably so prosaic because he was resisting every temptation to spin it as #OrangeManStillTotallyBad.


Dowd: *types*

"High polling for #OrangeManBad BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SUCH STUPID UNCHRISTIAN EVANGELICAL RUBES YEAAAARRGH!"

*deletes*
*does another shot*
*types most bland, least complimentary description of poll possible*

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

94 Not criticizing ace because it's a major part of political reporting but my eyes roll in the back of my head when I see a poll post. I'm here to read the OT comments.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (rxtQa)

95 57 If Trump loses Michigan, can he EO factories to close?

Since they don't want him, they shouldn't share in any benefits his policies bring.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (sNYFR)

You know the nice thing about Trump is that though he'll smack you in the face, he doesn't seem to be a petty, vindictive person hellbent on destroying the lives of his ideological opponents.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (vkS2Z)

96 I'm scratching my head on how Trump can be comfortably ahead in WI but behind in PA and MI. And the same polling firm!



I don't get it.


Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM

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Scratching my head on how Trump is "losing" to every single democrat candidate in the MI poll. It's a mystery.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (JUOKG)

97 Has andycanuck been around? I feel like andycanuck hasn't been around.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (ScEe1)

98 What's the deal with Michigan?

Posted by: Inogame at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (ySZHT)

99 C-Net wants me to allow Alexa to choose my clothes. Will hilarity ensue?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

100 How does Trump win Wisconsin but lose Michigan?

Not buying it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (ZLI7S)

101 I'd pull the lever for Bloomberg...

...if I had any damn arms!

Posted by: Brain enroute to Kenosha via mail truck at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (m45I2)

102
This always happens. I get all centered and shit hen it changes and I fall on my side.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

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Wait til you see what happens to Alex's tree @21.

(Actually, I already know; it looks like the right half of a tree.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (M9ntN)

103 Did you know that YouTube is cool with nudity if it involves Steel Panther doing a live concert. Like for instance if you were to look up their performance at Hellfest 2017 where they have a bunch of girls from the crowd get up on stage.

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (Z7lwY)

104 You know the nice thing about Trump is that though he'll smack you in the face, he doesn't seem to be a petty, vindictive person hellbent on destroying the lives of his ideological opponents.
Posted by: kathysaysso


Yeah. That's where Trump & I differ.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (sNYFR)

105 What's the deal with Michigan?
Posted by: Inogame at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (y

I read that in the Jerry Seinfeld voice.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (rxtQa)

106
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Which means? They don't know.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (xfb67)

107 We all remember how insanely accurate Qinnipippiacacaiac polls are.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (ovHX/)

108
You know the nice thing about Trump is that though he'll smack you in the face, he doesn't seem to be a petty, vindictive person hellbent on destroying the lives of his ideological opponents.


He doesn't seem to hold a grudge unless you try and stab him in the back later.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (wCmLp)

109 Centered with margins blown means plenty of room over here on the left wing.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (g0Lfb)

110
Polls are kind of like the fortune teller machines at carnivals- except without the redeeming qualities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (XyVor)

I wanna be.... BIG.

Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (ScEe1)

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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (M9ntN)

112 Is this just a preemptive strike to keep the annoying poll troll ggrreegg away?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Izzlo)

113 88
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (l4C/z)

You need a hobby Mark.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

114 I feel centered

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (tT0V4)

115 It's been you
AoSHQ

Right down the centerline.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (q1Pj5)

116
Polls are kind of like the fortune teller machines at carnivals- except without the redeeming qualities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


FREE ZOLTAR!!!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (aKsyK)

117 21 ^
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Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (wCmLp)

Nice one!

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (UZ8BZ)

118 Hard to believe that gay looking dude goes down on women.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

119 All of my bitches have signed NDAs.

Posted by: Carnival Barking Clown at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (2Mnv1)

120
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.

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You need to hit ENTER before the first A.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (M9ntN)

121 Shouldn't you be pardoning Roger Stone, you #carnivalbarkingclown?

OMG, Bloomberg was a meanie on Twitter? Will the usual suspects retire to their fainting couches or is it okay when the target is OrangeManBad?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (ExV1e)

122 My #1 rule for dealing with pollsters,

LIE!!!

Posted by: rd at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (+0uDE)

123 Let's not get overconfident.

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (acl3b)

124
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (M9ntN)

125 DJT, " I'd love to see Roger Stone exonerated."

Posted by: roscoe at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (WX+x0)

126 21

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Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (wCmLp)

Now without the lead-in numbers I left in.

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (UZ8BZ)

127 You need a hobby Mark.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

Well I have a gun collection.
And a dog.
And a job.
And this blog...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (l4C/z)

128 That's right morons. Who da cheesehead? I'm da cheesehead.

**puts maple syrup on all the French Toast**

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (sjdRT)

129 I am internalizing the polls as we speak.

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (wWJIH)

130 OMG, Bloomberg was a meanie on Twitter? Will the usual suspects retire to their fainting couches or is it okay when the target is OrangeManBad?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (ExV1e)
+++++++++++++
I mean, c'mon. You know the answer.

This is just a "hot take" about "truth to power."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (I2dne)

131
(*Y*) ) .(
( v )

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (88+cf)

132 SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

Which means? They don't know.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (xfb67)
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"The sower Arepo controls the wheels with an effort."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (jW9oF)

133 </c>
<i>1) WTF is Bloomberg thinking, engaging with Trump on Trump's terms and
on Trump's battlefield? I don't like the guy, but I didn't think he was
stupid.</i>

My guess is that he wants to be seen as a fighter and doesn't want to let Trump get in punches without Bloomberg fighting back. If the dem primary voters think he'll take the fight to trump they may be more apt to vote for him.

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (ky+MF)

134 Centered, Where the hell did you find that foul hilarious band?

The Drats have to know they are screwed.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (0OmEj)

135 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (M9ntN)

Very nice, thank you

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (l4C/z)

136
I wanna be.... BIG.
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg


That didn't work out so well for Mickey Rooney on The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (aKsyK)

137 Wait. I'll bet nobody ever called Hitler a #carnivalbarkingclown and got away with it.

Trump really needs to up his Hitlering game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (EimXz)

138

has there ever been a right - margin comment scenario...?

Posted by: just curious at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (iXzWX)

139 SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

Which means? They don't know.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020


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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (Ejm1K)

140 No worries. Billy Snack Barr is gonna be all over the voter fraud in 2020. Once he gets his ducks lined up in 2025, there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (ScEe1)

141 You need a hobby Mark.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

Well I have a gun collection.
And a dog.
And a job.
And this blog...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

And Pornhub.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (sNYFR)

142 [/c]
test

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (ky+MF)

143 Once the dems have their pick, it won't take long for America to realize the democrat party is insane.

Posted by: IanDeal at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (vgGyZ)

144 Trump making a long comment about Stone...basically saying will let the process play out before he uses any Presidential power he has.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (cF8AT)

145 https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=RQvyTxIBgxM
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A little Trumpian mood music dedicated to mini Mike


"Break You"
Rag Doll

Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (dWuLS)

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (l4C/z)

147 Well I have a gun collection.

And a dog.

And a job.

And this blog...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (l4C/z)

Fair enough. Don't over do it. You're plate is full. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (Orx/W)

148 137 Wait. I'll bet nobody ever called Hitler a #carnivalbarkingclown and got away with it.

Trump really needs to up his Hitlering game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (EimXz)

Who gets anschlussed? Canada? Cuba?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (J+mig)

149 141 You need a hobby Mark.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

Well I have a gun collection.
And a dog.
And a job.
And this blog...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

And Pornhub.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (sNYFR)

*deletes browser history*

It was only for research!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (l4C/z)

150
has there ever been a right - margin comment scenario...?
Posted by: just curious at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (iXzWX)

Oh that handle. I suddenly feel nauseous.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (ScEe1)

151 **puts maple syrup on all the French Toast**
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (sjdRT)


Aaaaiiiiiieeeeee !!!!!!

** starts sprinting in all directions to avoid the nuke **

Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (LPnfS)

152 148 137 Wait. I'll bet nobody ever called Hitler a #carnivalbarkingclown and got away with it.

Trump really needs to up his Hitlering game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (EimXz)

Who gets anschlussed? Canada? Cuba?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (J+mig)

Greenland, but nobody noticed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

153 There's a certain majesty to center alignment.
Hey, minimike, Trump does great in debates, how bout you?

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (nRWPy)

154 It was only for research!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (l4C/z)

For Academic Purposes, you mean.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (J+mig)

155 I'd asked Zoltar to split the country in two.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (rxtQa)

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Posted by: Saturn 5 at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (U7voe)

158 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

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Parts Is Parts - a limerick

An organ donor named Theodosha
After too many drinks of ambrosia
Left her heart in San Francisco
Sent her kidney to Chicago
And her brain's on it's way to Kenosha!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (m45I2)

159
But PredictIt has the Dems up by 20%!!!!!!

Posted by: In before the troll at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (eXA4G)

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Which means? They don't know.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (xfb67)

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"The sower Arepo controls the wheels with an effort."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (jW9oF)

It's another crummy commercial.

Posted by: Ralphie Parker at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (q1Pj5)

161 Posted by: Saturn 5 at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (U7voe)
++++++++++++
Awesome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (I2dne)

162 dang
Pixy broke my bitch's legs like a stone-cold pimp with a short count.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (fUqBx)

163 Why not?

Posted by: ... [/CENTER] at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (ScEe1)

164 When the tide rolls back in, all those centered trees will be GONE!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (sy5kK)

165 There's a certain majesty to center alignment.
.........

Great for dimensioning.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

166 So there's still no proof that the person who we believe is Omars brother is in fat her brother though? like a birth certificate? or a birth mark?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:22 PM (Orx/W)

167 There's got to be a "Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha" joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (m45I2)
++++++++++++
I built my DNC front-runner
One piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:22 PM (I2dne)

168
An organ donor named Theodosha
After too many drinks of ambrosia
Left her heart in San Francisco
Sent her kidney to Chicago
And her brain's on it's way to Kenosha!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020


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"I sent my sinuses to Arizona,
"I sent my liver to Peru;
"I sent my lungs and my kidneys
"For the summer to Sydney
"But I'm sending my heart to you!

-- George Carlin

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:22 PM (Ejm1K)

169 >>My guess is that he wants to be seen as a fighter and doesn't want to
let Trump get in punches without Bloomberg fighting back. If the dem
primary voters think he'll take the fight to trump they may be more apt
to vote for him.


Also? Trump is getting under his skin. How often do you think Bloomberg has had to deal with public insults like this? .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

170 Or

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (ScEe1)

171 Trump making a long comment about Stone...basically
saying will let the process play out before he uses any Presidential
power he has.


Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM

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Good. That's exactly what he needs to do. Don't mess with any pardon until the entire process plays out or stone is ordered to report to jail.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (JUOKG)

172 Highly plausible scenarios where WI is the winning state. But we need more and more for sure. Census year, lets get the coattails going.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (JRaU+)

173 Bonus points if Trump Tweets "Son,I take dumps bigger than you"

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (KNsKs)

174 Quinnipiac is also left of center.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (CPk08)

175 Very centered, I see

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (77WPm)

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (l4C/z)

Shapely. But it is going to look like a Picasso when the centering gets fixed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (XyVor)

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Posted by: Saturn 5 at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (U7voe)

Wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (Orx/W)

178 Everybody making center puns will soon regret it.

Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (MxEKc)

179
I wonder who will get fired over this. Bloomberg "news" is reporting that the Bloomberg campaign released an edited video of last night's debate showing Bloomberg asking a question and clips of the other candidates looking like the had no clue on how to answer him. It turns out the clips of the other candidates were from different parts of the debate not after he asked his question

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (kw5n8)

180 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:07

That's a nice one.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (OiC69)

181 Is it in yet?

Posted by: Mrs Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (q1Pj5)

182 Bonus points if Trump Tweets "Son,I take dumps bigger than you"
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020


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Mitch: "Hey, Curly! Kill anybody today?"

Curly: "Day ain't over yet."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (Ejm1K)

183 178
Everybody making center puns will soon regret it.


Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (MxEKc)

Yeah, like three thread from now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (1CjJc)

184 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

Hey you Kenosha hooligans. Have some respect for Abby Normal's Friends and Family ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (LPnfS)

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dammit, you people are FAILING to hit ENTER before your first line!!!!

GOD this is ruining my day!!!!!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (M9ntN)

186 127 You need a hobby Mark.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

Well I have a gun collection.
And a dog.
And a job.
And this blog...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (l4C/z)


Other than the dog, you actually admit to this, and work in Seattle?

Dude!!!

*fearless*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (sy5kK)

187 I guess Holder sees the same polls.

They know. So,

Former A.G. Eric Holder advocates for SCOTUS term limits, blasts Barr at Pomona talk

Of course he does.

He knows.

But, you bet your sweet bippy, they would reverse it if in power.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (vEIlU)

188 Also? Trump is getting under his skin. How often do you think Bloomberg has had to deal with public insults like this? .
Posted by: Lizzy


As a billionaire that can buy and sell people?

Never.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (sNYFR)

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Stole YD's chick too. Blast off!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (Orx/W)

190 AOS is where the moderates go for news from the center

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (rpxSz)

191 186 127 You need a hobby Mark.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

Well I have a gun collection.
And a dog.
And a job.
And this blog...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (l4C/z)


Other than the dog, you actually admit to this, and work in Seattle?

Dude!!!

*fearless*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (sy5kK)

I'm out and proud.
It's the Seattle way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (l4C/z)

192 I wonder who will get fired over this. Bloomberg "news" is reporting that the Bloomberg campaign released an edited video of last night's debate showing Bloomberg asking a question and clips of the other candidates looking like the had no clue on how to answer him. It turns out the clips of the other candidates were from different parts of the debate not after he asked his question
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (kw5n

Pretty sure you're well aware the answer is "nobody" and you're just being rhetorical

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (77WPm)

193 dammit, you people are FAILING to hit ENTER before your first line!!!!



GOD this is ruining my day!!!!!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (M9ntN)

LMAO!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:26 PM (Orx/W)

194 Everybody making center puns will soon regret it.


Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (MxEKc)

Center formatting is like when the teacher leaves the classroom with her laptop unlocked, and the boys are all gathered around it changing her desktop background to an elephant fucking a donkey or something.

Posted by: Saturn 5 at February 20, 2020 03:26 PM (U7voe)

195
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (M9ntN)

196 middle

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200 Center formatting is like when the teacher leaves the classroom with her laptop unlocked, and the boys are all gathered around it changing her desktop background to an elephant fucking a donkey or something.
Posted by: Saturn 5 at February 20, 2020


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"Pr0nHub's Salute to National Teachers' Day!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (Ejm1K)

201 Stole YD's chick too. Blast off!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (Orx/W)

the barrel makes ya crazy

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (rpxSz)

202 Off moon rocket sock

Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (U7voe)

203 Good. That's exactly what he needs to do. Don't mess with any pardon until the entire process plays out or stone is ordered to report to jail.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (JUOKG)
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Ready to see how corrupt the appeals court is? I'm not going to try to put odds on it, but my gut-check guess is "90% corrupt."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (I2dne)

204
This is a long time for the blog to be centered. Ace must be enjoying a hobo-steak instead of reading the blog...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (fUqBx)

205 How do I get the donkey-fucking desktop on my computer? Is it a new Windows 10 theme?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (EimXz)

206
>dammit, you people are FAILING to hit ENTER before your first line!!!!





GOD this is ruining my day!!!!!!!



Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (M9ntN)



Yes Senator Klobuchar. Can I get you a comb?

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208 omg. You didn't add a space before the first line.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (M9ntN)

I know. Oops......I saw your comment too late.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (Orx/W)

Somali Community Leader: Yes, Ilhan "Omar" Nur Did In Fact Marry Her Brother to Defraud the US Immigration System; In Fact, She Openly Bragged About It

Daily Mail. Give them all the clicks.


EXCLUSIVE: Ilhan Omar DID marry her brother, reveals Somali community leader, who says both she and her husband told him Ahmed Elmi was her sibling and she would do what she had to do to get him 'papers' to keep him in US

Ilhan Omar told friends years ago that the man who went on to become her second husband was in fact her brother, DailyMail.com can confirm

Abdihakim Osman is the first person to go on record to speak of how Omar said she wanted to get her brother papers so he could stay in the United States

It has long been rumored that Omar and Ahmed Elmi are siblings, but because of a lack of paperwork in war-torn Somalia, proof has never been uncovered

Osman said: 'She said she needed to get papers for her brother to go to school. We all thought she was just getting papers to allow him to stay in this country'

Omar was married to her second husband Elmi in 2009 by a Christian minister - although she is Muslim

She was first married to Ahmed Hirsi in 2002 in a Muslim ceremony, before they split in 2008 - but she later had another child with Hirsi while legally wed to Elmi

Osman said: 'When [Hirsi] and Ilhan got married, a lot of people were invited. It was a big Islamic wedding uniting two large clans in the community'

He added: 'When she married Elmi, no one even knew about it... No one knew there had been a wedding until the media turned up the certificate years later'

...

'Squad' congresswoman Ilhan Omar told friends years ago that the man who went on to become her second husband was in fact her brother, DailyMail.com can confirm.

And now for the first time one of those friends has come forward to reveal exactly how Omar and Ahmed Elmi scandalized the Somali community in Minneapolis.

Abdihakim Osman is the first person to go on record to speak of how Omar said she wanted to get her brother papers so he could stay in the United States, at a time when she was married to her first husband Ahmed Hirsi.

But hardly anyone realized that meant marrying him.

Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM




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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (1CjJc)

2 Decline to prosecute!!!

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (ONvIw)

3 Skull!

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (4Ru5B)

4 lolgf, you ignorant, ungrateful, scrunt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (1CjJc)

5 Trump Trump Trump, deport deport deport

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (ONvIw)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (q80AH)

7 Holy rapey otters. OMG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

8 Crap. Read the content.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (ou9ac)

9 This was wrong?????


Di anyone tell her this was wrong???


If she can be married in her faith tradition, can we prosecute her in our Justice tradition?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (tT0V4)

10 So, she'll be heading to jail, right? I mean, she LIED and shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

11 Why the burning skull? It ain't like anything is going to happen.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (sNYFR)

12 8 Crap. Read the content.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (ou9ac)

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (q80AH)

13 Top 10 with a Bold Flaming Skull even.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (RcLFK)

14 What a scum-sucking POS.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (axyOa)

15 Damn.. lucky #13 I guess.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (RcLFK)

16 Living the American Dream!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (m45I2)

17 Eww. Do you think they consummated the marriage?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (rLZe7)

18 She'll probably be r-elected, though the Dems might allow her to be prosecuted since she's an unnecessary, noisy distraction.

If she is prosecuted, it is only because it has been permitted by the Party. Sadly, any such prosecution will be used as an example for they aren't corrupt.

Oh well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (I2dne)

19 NOW A LIFETIME MOVIE!!!

Not even kidding.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (Boy/L)

20 Anyone believe anything will come of this?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (6XlcD)

21 Send her back to Somalia, and let the local gangs know she's coming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (ptqGC)

22 Just in: AG Barr opens an investigation into Abdihakim Osman...

Posted by: I Have Questions at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (BvNzB)

23 Clearly just a conspiracy theory put out by her political opponents.

Posted by: CNN at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (NgKpN)

24 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (KNsKs)

25 What is this Somalian whore doing in our Congress?

(Yeah, yeah, I know: "The same as everybody else." Grrr.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (Ejm1K)

26 Crap. Read the content.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (ou9ac)

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Could have been a contender. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (sNYFR)

27 Why the burning skull? It ain't like anything is going to happen.

^ This.

Posted by: JPV at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (T6elx)

28 My, my, my. /Kenda

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (r4PDB)

29 Yeah. The skull returns.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (E7vND)

30 Holy Shit.


no wonder the Band broke up in the last thread!

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (j8F0t)

31 The Daily Mail.

I don't expect to see this article anywhere near a U.S. outlet. Especially Minnesota's STRIB.

Between Omar and Klobuchar, the Strib really sharts the bed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (iuFgi)

32 So she "Lacked Candor". Happens all the time!

- I think she should run for President.

Posted by: damnedYankee at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (tOvj0)

33 So, what is immigration service going to do about it?

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (ZCEU2)

34 She's a witch, burn her.

Posted by: USMC 8541 at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (xGZ+b)

35 Eww. Do you think they consummated the marriage?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters


Does f***ing her district and the American people count?

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (OUMaO)

36 And to make things even more interesting, her brother is a bit....flamboyant, as they say.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (ptqGC)

37 Look, Russia, Russia, Russia!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (RcLFK)

38 Cousins are wayyyyyyy hotter than siblings.

It's Science.

Posted by: FDR at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (l8gTz)

39 23 Clearly just a conspiracy theory put out by her political opponents.
Posted by: CNN at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (NgKpN)

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Clearly, Omar is a right wing plant placed within the Democratic Party with the expressed purpose of making it collapse within on itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (q80AH)

40 Willowed

It is always surprising to me, even though it shouldn't be. With the possible exception of the Clintons, what I find shocking is not that these people are for sale, but how cheaply they are bought.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (I2dne)

They aren't used to the free market valuing things properly and have no fucking clue what things are worth. Again, this is why DJT is so effective compared to the insulated ruling class turds.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (y7DUB)

41 And then they told me about their honeymoon and I was like "Bint! That is lit!"

Posted by: That Somali guy at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

42 Willowed on my plug for my friend.

556 Friend of mine owns Infinity Guitars in Houston. Check out his website.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (2DOZq)

43 20 Anyone believe anything will come of this?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (6XlcD)

---

I don't.

At least not in this world.

Posted by: SMH at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (RU4sa)

44 Omar will get all weepy, admit to the charges and ask everyone, "I loved my brother only as a sister can, how could I do any less to save him?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (RIAR/)

45 I still don't understand how marrying a terrorist lets you stay in the US.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (1ISKN)

46 Decline to prosecute!!!
Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes
--------

"No intent to deceive."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (DCYln)

47 I don't expect to see this article anywhere near a U.S. outlet. Especially Minnesota's STRIB.

Between Omar and Klobuchar, the Strib really sharts the bed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris


Strib's garbage, has been for decades. It's a DFL house propaganda shack masquerading as a legit news outlet.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (OUMaO)

48 Will she be deported and declared persona non grata?

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (5Tbnt)

49 Eh.

Posted by: Barr at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (BIGfR)

50 And she's a homewrecker, too.


Quite the whore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

51 Cousins are wayyyyyyy hotter than siblings.


******

22-1/2 & Me

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (m45I2)

52 Oh Brother!

Where art thou?!?!

Posted by: Ilhan and the Surprise Otter at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (MMC4G)

53 Nothing will be done about it.

Because Democrat Woman of Color.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (iiT9X)

54 27 Why the burning skull? It ain't like anything is going to happen.

^ This.
Posted by: JPV at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (T6elx)

---

Was wondering the same thing.

Posted by: SMH at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

55 Cousins are wayyyyyyy hotter than siblings.
It's Science.


I did an experiment on that.

Results were disappointing.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (1wiZs)

56 David Steinberg is the MN reporter that's dug deep on Omar...His PJ Media page.

https://tinyurl.com/qqtu43o

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (cF8AT)

57 Where's the brother?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (ptqGC)

58 Q: How is Ilhan Omar like gluten?

A: They are both inbred.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (m45I2)

59 For someone who hates this country it seems like she's willing to do anything to get her family here.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (prSvo)

60 Roger Stone, he just got sentenced for lacking candor, right?

Posted by: damnedYankee at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (tOvj0)

61 Arrest and prosecute. Added enhancement for grossness.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

62 II hope this guy has security/protection, because Omar's immigration brother (i.e. not related but claimed to be her Omar family sibling as a refugee) is her enforcer who has already stabbed someone and has openly threatened anyone in the Somali community re: snitching on Ilhan.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (bDqIh)

63 59 For someone who hates this country it seems like she's willing to do anything to get her family here.
Posted by: Guzalot at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (prSvo)

==========

Theory:

She hates her family and wants them to suffer under capitalism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (q80AH)

64 18 US Code 1546. But they have to prove it and her brother is never coming back.

Plus the Hawaiian Judge Jackson would dismiss the charges.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (rLZe7)

65 Cousins are wayyyyyyy hotter than siblings.

Posted by: FDR
--------

I always despised that bitch.

Posted by: Lucy Mercer at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (DCYln)

66 This is such a terrible, racist country that chicks are marrying their brother to stay here!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (1ISKN)

67 Oh Brother!
Where art thou?!?!
Posted by: Ilhan


have you checked your cervix?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (1wiZs)

68 17 Eww. Do you think they consummated the marriage?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (rLZe7)

...

If you read the article and look at the pics, it's pretty clear her bro has never been with any woman, because his interests lie elsewhere.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (yL25O)

69 Next up: The conservative case for marrying your brother

Posted by: mark1971 at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (xPl2J)

70 Was wondering the same thing.
Posted by: SMH at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

It validates the reporting that only happens here

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (ONvIw)

71 So is her brother-hubby her baby-daddy?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (m45I2)

72 Can't they just make her a Senator from Alabama or something?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:08 PM (j8F0t)

73 The Religion of Incest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

74 70 Was wondering the same thing.
Posted by: SMH at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

It validates the reporting that only happens here
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (ONvIw)

---

Oh.

Validation.

Got it.

Posted by: SMH at February 20, 2020 02:08 PM (RU4sa)

75 This could actually turn into something.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 02:08 PM (JRaU+)

76 Not like she's the first crook in Congress.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 02:08 PM (uzvcg)

77 If you read the article and look at the pics, it's pretty clear her bro has never been with any woman, because his interests lie elsewhere.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (yL25O)
-----------

What was the tell? The pink tassel? The lipstick?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 02:08 PM (RIAR/)

78 #BelieveAllWomen

Posted by: Matt in Maine at February 20, 2020 02:08 PM (w0qla)

79 Not Guilty!

Now, let's hear the case.

Posted by: Judge Amy Berman Jackson at February 20, 2020 02:08 PM (JNvJM)

80 At this point we should let the America that cares see that nothing will happen to her.
Trump should make a threat though, and point out that, as Barack would say, he'll have more flexibility to prosecute after the next election.

Posted by: damnedYankee at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (tOvj0)

81 If you read the article and look at the pics, it's pretty clear her bro has never been with any woman, because his interests lie elsewhere.
Posted by: TexasDan



You're baaaa'aaad. Baaaaaad.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (sNYFR)

82 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (KUaJL)

83 Incoming!

@davereaboi 2 minutes ago

Somali Community Leader: Yes, Ilhan "Omar" Nur Did In Fact Marry Her Brother to Defraud the US Immigration System; In Fact, She Openly Bragged About It http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=385952

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (cF8AT)

84 she'll skate
bet me

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (iTXRQ)

85 And there were several Democrats who knew this and covered it up.

Some who work for The Party in elected office, others who work for The Party in journalism.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (vPKfA)

86

They don't believe in laws. None of the Democrats do.

Whatever it takes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (vEIlU)

87 How long before Democrats speak out about the benefits of sibling marriage and call anyone who disagrees incest phobes?

I know Omar's brother is gay, but this will still be an opportunity to plug the joys of brother/sister love.

/and yeah, nothin' is gonna happen.

Posted by: shibumi... victim of legal wife trafficing in Ohio at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (ZCiJZ)

88 You know the FBI will put TOP MEN right on this!
Who?
TOP MEN.

Posted by: Iblis at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (9221z)

89 Good thing all the chain migration at the southern border is on the up-and-up though. /s

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (m45I2)

90
Did the brother get citizenship?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (M9ntN)

91


Amy Jackson Berman will decree her not guilty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (zBaqJ)

92 "plug the joys of brother/sister love."

hehe

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (1ISKN)

93
WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (KUaJL)


Presidential material.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (ptqGC)

94 82 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (KUaJL)


Someone who has mastered the entire alphabet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (r4PDB)

95 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"
Posted by: joe


Thug.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (sNYFR)

96 If you read the article and look at the pics, it's pretty clear her bro has never been with any woman, because his interests lie elsewhere.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (yL25O)
-----------

What was the tell? The pink tassel? The lipstick?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020


*
*

Eye-liner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (Ejm1K)

97 I sentence her to a 4 week all expense paid vacation in Hawaii, with her brother, or husband, or both, or any group of men she'd like to take with her.

Posted by: Berman Hackson, Judge for sale at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (tOvj0)

98 This could actually turn into something.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 02:08 PM (JRaU+)

You new around here?

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (BIGfR)

99 What did Pelosi know and when did she know it?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (1ISKN)

100

Maybe Brother-Fucker can run for office in Utah...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM (zBaqJ)

101

Clyburn takes a dig on President Trump's economy (or does he mean obama's economy?) :

"We were fully employed during slavery."

See? It's not good that people who look like Clyburn are working today, thanks to President Trump. Because in the olden days, all blacks worked...as slaves. Or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (UUva/)

102 >.Where's the brother?


Good question - he went back to the UK, but then was last seen doing some sort of consulting work in Africa, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (bDqIh)

103 "18 US Code 1546. But they have to prove it and her brother is never coming back. "

These are serious charges, yes?



Cause I keep getting told that it's the seriousness of the charges, not the proof that is important.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (tT0V4)

104 And remember: All the NeverTrump said "OrangeManBad!" when Trump dared mock the squad

So they also had their hand in this cover up.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (vPKfA)

105 82 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (KUaJL)

Guy who passes out the khat. Have some!

Posted by: That Somali guy at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

106 38 Cousins are wayyyyyyy hotter than siblings.

It's Science.
Posted by: FDR at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (l8gTz)

Right?

Posted by: The Killer at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (Vy7tf)

107
It's in the Daily Mail. Odd, I can't recall seeing this story anywhere in the American MFM

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (mpeBU)

108 Get her out of my country. Now. Remarried? get him out also.

Posted by: Picric at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (ol3XJ)

109 Omar was married to her second husband Elmi in 2009 by a Christian minister - although she is Muslim

look how far the deception goes...

whatever it takes

why aren't the muslims enraged by her antics? Or, anything for the cause?

Dem party equates to Islam?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (vEIlU)

110 Throw her in the water.

Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (RuIsu)

111 >WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"

head goat fucker in charge

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (iTXRQ)

112 Fleet Street Hacks doing the jobs American journalists refuse to do.

Those English tabloids are one of the last bastions of actual news reporters on the planet.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (hdzef)

113 She was fucking her gay brother?

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (HALdu)

114 It's a family affair. It's a family affair.

Posted by: Zod and the Family Stone at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (ZS9TG)

115 The only way out of this for her is that she and the rest of The Squad marries Ilhan's brother. Then they'll be in a Pentaouple. It will be the next big post modern relationship full of love and sex and don't you judge it judgey mcjudgers!!

Can we just throw this broad out of the country already. We already have enough of our own homegrown insane depraved American haters. No need to import them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (vN4+Q)

116 >>Maybe Brother-Fucker can run for office in Utah...


How many Brothers does she have?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (j8F0t)

117 Now comes the true test of lawlessness (well, another one at least). What will happen to her as a result of this fraud we all knew about anyway? Think she'll hide behind her head wrap and call anyone who dares charge her a bigot? She will get a groundswell of support from the usual suspects and she'll go on her merry way thumbing her nose at America. I hope I'm wrong. Very wrong.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (JoUsr)

118 TOP MEN.

Posted by: Iblis at February 20, 2020 02:0

Tee hee

Posted by: Buttgig at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (BIGfR)

119 Ilhand Omar: All men are my brothers. Haters

Posted by: roscoe at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (WX+x0)

120 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (KUaJL)


Guy who hijacks the aid truck.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (1CjJc)

121 Daily Mail. Give them all the clicks.

"Comments: 0" Interesting.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (aKxkI)

122

It's another taqqiya sunrise,
staring at the junk between my brother's thighs,
They won't get wise...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (zBaqJ)

123 >>>>WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"


The guy who mutilates the genitals.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (xPl2J)

124 I believe her brother was already living in England at the time, right?

If America is such a horrid country (right Ilhan?), why'd she have to marry him to get him here?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (cF8AT)

125

If a couple of butt-pumpers can marry for love, why not siblings?

#GabeMalorRightSideofHistory

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (MMC4G)

126 ister - although she is Muslim

look how far the deception goes...

whatever it takes

why aren't the muslims enraged by her antics? Or, anything for the cause?

Dem party equates to Islam?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February



the minister knew what she was doing.

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (HALdu)

127 'No one knew there had been a wedding until the media turned up the marriage certificate years later,' Osman, 40, exclusively told DailyMail.com.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (vEIlU)

128 Remember why parents were fighting over those stupid talking Elmi dolls for Christmas Presents?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (1ISKN)

129 >>WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"


This Goat Inspected By Somali Community Leader
# 0069

Posted by: Tag on Minnesota Goat at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (j8F0t)

130
Why the burning skull? It ain't like anything is going to happen.
Posted by: rickb223

======

No, no! According to the article, "Osman's revelations are sure to renew calls for an investigation." So grab the popcorn for sure!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (M9ntN)

131 >>113
She was fucking her gay brother? Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (HALdu)

Under duress. The imam was threatening to throw him from a Minneapolis high-rise unless he proved himself.

Posted by: Zod and the Family Stone at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (ZS9TG)

132 Not surprisingly, I have a lot to say on this. There is literally nothing to see here. The Rachel Maddow enhancement criteria combined with the Don Lemon rules of evidence and criminal procedures CLEARLY dictate that there be no legal repercussions of any kind for these people. This was merely an act of love. An act of dirty, dirty love that dare not speak its name, even to otters, but love all the same. DISMISSED.



Bailiff! Bring me a Republican Stat! A Republican whose life I can destroy on a whim to get this taste out of my mouth.

Posted by: Judge Amy at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (sjdRT)

133 >>>>WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"


A shepherd, of sorts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (1CjJc)

134 Now comes the true test of lawlessness (well, another one at least). What will happen to her as a result of this fraud we all knew about anyway? Think she'll hide behind her head wrap and call anyone who dares charge her a bigot? She will get a groundswell of support from the usual suspects and she'll go on her merry way thumbing her nose at America. I hope I'm wrong. Very wrong.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Call me a bigot. Like I give a shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (sNYFR)

135 Defrauding stupid Americans is the highest calling there is. Thanks, Ice Hoosiers.

Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (RuIsu)

136 One thing the commies do in all countries is they push their flagrant criminality in your face. Mostly for power, intimidation and eventually fear.

As a feature, hey eventually elevate the worst lowlife criminals to higher office - or those just take charge. Ones that make regular politicians look like choir boys. Hillary Clinton was an escalation in this regard.

They also heavily support crime on demand, a la NYC "reforms", so roving gangs can eventually enforce the "law" for the government on every street.

Crime is irrevocably entwined in the ideology.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (ScEe1)

137 131 >>113
She was fucking her gay brother? Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (HALdu)

Under duress. The imam was threatening to throw him from a Minneapolis high-rise unless he proved himself.
Posted by: Zod and the Family Stone at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (ZS9TG)


Now THAT is some surprise anal right there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (zBaqJ)

138 Interrupt my busy, busy schedule when this lowlife gets sentenced. I dunno, maybe 40 mos?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (2ygtH)

139 @18

For her to even possibly be prosecuted, someone would have to file a complaint.

Who is going to file a complaint?

The GOP?

It's not like the DOJ is just going to open an investigation based on news reports.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 02:13 PM (NkeJ4)

140 Any minute now, we'll be hearing calls for her resignation from Dim leadership...
(yeah, as if)

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (ch6++)

141 Does she have a safe seat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (aKsyK)

142 Q: How is Ilhan Omar like Carroll O'Connor?

A: They're both best known for All In The Family!



Try the veal, yada yada.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (m45I2)

143 "She was fucking her gay brother?"

This saddens me

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (tT0V4)

144 A STERNLY WORDED LETTER IS CALLED FOR HERE

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (iTXRQ)

145 Is she saying since she did anal with her brother it wasn't sex sex.

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (HALdu)

146 Has NBC figured out how to make this a negative Trump story yet?

Posted by: reason at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (+hPIb)

147 There is a fat Blue Grouse sunning himself on my lawn right now.

He looks delicious.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (j8F0t)

148 >>why aren't the muslims enraged by her antics? Or, anything for the cause?


Think they were fine with keeping it in the community until she cuckolded Hirsi with the campaign consultant.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (bDqIh)

149 No, no! According to the article, "Osman's revelations are sure to renew calls for an investigation." So grab the popcorn for sure!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Renews calls.
DoJ - 'don't answer the phone'

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (sNYFR)

150 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"

--

Dibs on the biggest stones? The best face acid? The most nubile young girls?

Boy, am I cynical today.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (JoUsr)

151 143 "She was fucking her gay brother?"

This saddens me
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (tT0V4)


It was merely a clinical cock-milking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (zBaqJ)

152 Can't they just make her a Senator from Alabama or something?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:08 PM (j8F0t)


She has too many teeth for that.

Seriously, I wonder if she can be denaturalized and deported. Probably not, since we can't get rid of illegals either.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (JNvJM)

153 'People began noticing that Ilhan and Southside (Hirsi) were often with a very effeminate young guy,' Osman said, who spoke in Somali through an interpreter.

'He was very feminine in the way he dressed -- he would wear light lipstick and pink clothes and very, very, short shorts in the summer. People started whispering about him.

'[Hirsi] and Ilhan both told me it was Ilhan's brother and he had been living in London but he was mixing with what were seen as bad influences that the family did not like.

'So they sent him to Minneapolis as ''rehab''.'


there you have it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (vEIlU)

154 Will someone please ask Maxine Waters her opinion? And film it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

155 Minneapolis one of them sanctuary cities?

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (X/Pw5)

156 Does she have a safe seat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February




not when her brother is there

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (HALdu)

157 It's in the Daily Mail. Odd, I can't recall seeing this story anywhere in the American MFM
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020


*
*

It's been said recently, and with some truth, that if you want to know what's happening in America, read the British newspapers and tabloids.

OF course they never report on the disintegration of their own country. But U.S. of A.? "Top-hole crackerjack reporting, Miles. Truly crackerjack." "Did you really think so, Alistair?' "Absolutely, old bean. Let's find a pub and hoist a pint, what?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (Ejm1K)

158 If a couple of butt-pumpers can marry for love, why not siblings?

#GabeMalorRightBackSideofHistory
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (MMC4G)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (r4PDB)

159 How do you say "throuple" in Somali?

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (2Mnv1)

160 So the result of actually charging her for the crimes she seems to have committed would possibly include prison and deportation back to Somalia. I*m sure federal prosecutors are lining up to discharge their sworn duty. I*m even more certain that I just purchased the winning powerball ticket. I*m not kidding, my chances of winning the lottery are considerably better.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (4Ru5B)

161 159 How do you say "throuple" in Somali?
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (2Mnv1)



Harem, not haram...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (zBaqJ)

162 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"
Posted by: joe


Thug.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM



There's a small community here in the NW. I encounter them from time to time.
I have to say, I've been all over the world in my career and have lived, worked, and visited over 50 countries, in peacetime and in war. None...NONE are as vile as Somalia.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (axyOa)

163 "She was fucking her gay brother?"

This saddens me
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (tT0V4)


It was merely a clinical cock-milking.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February



she did eat it though

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (HALdu)

164 The FBI has investigated. She won't verify the claims, so they have determined that it is just a conspiracy and no reasonable prosecutor would prosecute.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (VHKq8)

165 She'll start claiming she's afraid and getting death threats in 3..2..1..

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (JoUsr)

166 Does she have a safe seat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Don't know about safe. But it's been heavily used.
By her brother.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (sNYFR)

167 Does this mean she can only be a Congressman from West Virginia?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (oVJmc)

168
Oh man, OT, but MSNBC is reviving that monkey Antonio Villaraigosa (LA's ex mayor who tried to run for a bunch of things). I can't believe anyone's bothering to talk to him. He's kissing Bloomberg's feet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (M9ntN)

169 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"

Head of TSA at MSP airport.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (Wd55D)

170 She'll have to move to Utah now.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (YslsA)

171 How do you say "throuple" in Somali?
Posted by: Fritz at February




family reunion

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (HALdu)

172 159
How do you say "throuple" in Somali?


Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (2Mnv1)

<insert goat sound here>

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (N39Ws)

173 154 Will someone please ask Maxine Waters her opinion? And film it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (ptqGC)


Also ask her wig for its opinion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (r4PDB)

174 After she is removed from office all of her votes shall be erased.

bwaaaahahahaha!!!

Yeah, right.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (Vy7tf)

175 The law is very complex.


First we decide which tier you're in.

Then we proceed or not, from there.

Posted by: Barr at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (BIGfR)

176 Clyburn takes a dig on President Trump's economy (or does he mean obama's economy?) :



"We were fully employed during slavery."_________________________________________________
Well, he IS a dumbocrat, and they were the ones...

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, yo ho at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (wmfhQ)

177 OK. So where does it go from here? Is the government going to do something about it or just ignore it away?

Posted by: Bosk at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (9m9TT)

178
This Skinny is a ninny.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (7JWMu)

179 How do you say "three input girl" in Somali? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (2Mnv1)

180 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"



Head of TSA at MSP airport.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (Wd55D)


Pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (ptqGC)

181 Flaming Skull for the Bro-Fo!

Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (UnA8+)

182 Surely Nanzi will pursue this, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (tT0V4)

183 Down the rabbit hole with this story. MSM won't touch it with a 10 ft pole.

Posted by: Colin at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (758Yz)

184 Annnnnnnnd bam! Blown margins.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (sNYFR)

185

Voters need to wipe out the squad with normal people. It's disheartening to see how stupid some voters have become.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (vEIlU)

186 Brother-pus-bucket...

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (CTN7u)

187 Love the flaming skull.

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (acl3b)

188
Oh man, OT, but MSNBC is reviving that monkey Antonio Villaraigosa (LA's ex mayor who tried to run for a bunch of things). I can't believe anyone's bothering to talk to him. He's kissing Bloomberg's feet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

=====

Oh and heck, I meant to add: they mispronounced his name bwahaha. "Villa-gorossa," like villa-gorilla except gross.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (M9ntN)

189 162
WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"

Posted by: joe





Thug.



Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:10 PM







There's a small community here in the NW. I encounter them from time to time.

I have to say, I've been all over the world in my career and have
lived, worked, and visited over 50 countries, in peacetime and in war.
None...NONE are as vile as Somalia.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 02:15 PM (axyOa)

Neighbors of Lewiston, Maine nod in agreement.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (N39Ws)

190 '[Hirsi] and Ilhan both told me it was Ilhan's brother and he had been living in London but he was mixing with what were seen as bad influences that the family did not like.

'So they sent him to Minneapolis as ''rehab''.'

------

Wait- so Muslims consider Minneapolis more conservatively Islamic than... London, where large sections are under Sharia law?!

Criminy. That's just wonderful.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (fUqBx)

191 Here comes the "it's in their culture and who are we to judge" defense.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (JoUsr)

192 She's DEFinitely in the clear on charges of incest, unless he files some sort of assault charges.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (Wd55D)

193 Also Willowed:

Beer money alert! Over at WZ, they're saying Bloomy is paying $2500 to say nice things about him online.

To the best of my knowledge Michael Bloomberg has never been convicted of sodomizing a goat.

Where is my $2500?

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (iG2Io)

194 say what you will, bitch knows how to take a dick.

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (HALdu)

195 She ran for Congress to make herself immune to prosecution. For a Somali refugee, she learned the game well. I can't say that I'm mad at her.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (VHKq8)

196 Some people did something.

Like their brothers!

And their campaign managers!

* looks around for Katie Hill *

Posted by: Muslim Girls Gone Wild! at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (9vQJW)

197 the minister knew what she was doing.
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (HALdu)


and she said she will not discuss this

drag her to court

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (vEIlU)

198 Dude, really? I've waited years for this!

Posted by: Flaming Skull of Rod Blagojevich at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (4PGGt)

199 (0mar) Nur/Romney unity ticket 2020 -- Make Sister-Wives Great Again!!!


[with apologies to moron LDS members]

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (wiMhy)

200
OK. So where does it go from here? Is the government going to do something about it or just ignore it away?
Posted by: Bosk at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (9m9TT)

------

If you have to ask, you know the answer, my brotha.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (fUqBx)

201 179
How do you say "three input girl" in Somali? Asking for a friend.


Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2020 02:17 PM (2Mnv1)

<insert goat sound here>

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (N39Ws)

202 >>For her to even possibly be prosecuted, someone would have to file a complaint.
Who is going to file a complaint?


Judicial Watch filed a House Ethics complaint over immigration/marriage/tax/college tuition fraud, but it's Pelosi's House, so . . .
Pretty sure I read a while back that FBI or DHS was also looking into this, though. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (bDqIh)

203 71 So is her brother-hubby her baby-daddy?
_________________

No, the brother/husband is gay.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (k4dH2)

204 146 Has NBC figured out how to make this a negative Trump story yet?
Posted by: reason at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (+hPIb)

Congressbeing of Color forced to rape gay brother due to stress over her premonition that Trump would be president! IMPEACH!

Posted by: MSNBC at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

205 Its always been my understanding the brother at the time was a UK citizen.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (ZCEU2)

206 I actually started re-watching Black Hawk Down yesterday. I remembered Ilhan BroFo bragging about how she cheered the deaths of our men during the mission, and had to turn it off.


She's a vile POS deserving of a good stoning in her precious homeland.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (ptqGC)

207 192 She's DEFinitely in the clear on charges of incest, 


...


Yoo hoo

Posted by: Love is love at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (BIGfR)

208 He was only renting her ass for practice.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (rLZe7)

209
She's clitless and so witless.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (7JWMu)

210 I'm generally opposed to the idea of applying Sharia law in the US, but I'll eagerly make an exception in Ms. Omar's case.

Posted by: Snowflake Grill at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (XGc1d)

211 So is her brother-hubby her baby-daddy?
_________________

No, the brother/husband is gay.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February




She was fucking her gay brother!

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (HALdu)

212 To the best of my knowledge Michael Bloomberg has never been convicted of sodomizing a goat.

Where is my $2500?


Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (iG2Io)

To the best of my knowledge, the goat signed the NDA to protect itself and its family from scorn.

$2500, please.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:20 PM (1CjJc)

213 Jerry Springer wouldn't even touch this.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:20 PM (JoUsr)

214 Up against the wall, brother-f*cker!

Posted by: David Peel at February 20, 2020 02:20 PM (We5+z)

215 And on top of that, she's living with/boffing her married staffer. She's pretty much a"squad" on her own with exes,siblings. Need a damn scorecard to straighten it out.

Posted by: pahound at February 20, 2020 02:20 PM (wPD3K)

216 Remember Task Force Ranger.

We should send every one of these fuckers back to where they came from

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 20, 2020 02:20 PM (rLZe7)

217 She'll start claiming she's afraid and getting death threats in 3..2..1..

"RAYCISS ISLAMOPHOBIA FROM THE WHITE NATIONALISTS!!!!"
--the screaming left

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

218 No, the brother/husband is gay.

"You know what would straighten you out, son? Marry your sister and come live in America..."

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 02:20 PM (Wd55D)

219 119 Ilhand Omar: All men are my brothers. Haters
Posted by: roscoe at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM (WX+x0)

Whoa whoa. Not for all the cows in Uzbekistan sweetheart.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 02:20 PM (ScEe1)

220 179 How do you say "three input girl" in Somali?

....

Ho-hammed in Somali.

Mo-hammered in Arabic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (MMC4G)

221 I actually started re-watching Black Hawk Down yesterday. I remembered Ilhan BroFo bragging about how she cheered the deaths of our men during the mission, and had to turn it off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:19 PM (ptqGC)


Thanks again, State Department, for letting her come to our country. Helluva job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (r4PDB)

222 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (OgMeV)

223

At this point, what law HASN'T she broken?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (vEIlU)

224 Incest. The game the whole family can play.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (OgMeV)

225 Box culvert blowing margins like Ilhan blew her brother.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (VHKq8)

226 Interesting.

Seems that Willful fraud is considered a permanent bar to getting US citizenship.

And if you concealed a fact that pertains to whether you get citizenship, a Judge can strip you of it.

She clearly lied about her family, her identity.

Therefore it was a willful fraud, and she can be stripped of her citizenship.

Which would make her, by Constitutional standards, not eligible to be a House member.

DO IT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (NgKpN)

227 She turned her brother gay?

Posted by: Iblis at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (9221z)

228 215 And on top of that, she's living with/boffing her married staffer. She's pretty much a"squad" on her own with exes,siblings. Need a damn scorecard to straighten it out.
Posted by: pahound at February 20, 2020 02:20 PM (wPD3K)


Spare a thought for Somali genealogists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (r4PDB)

229 Has NBC figured out how to make this a negative Trump story yet?

"Local Story"
--NBC, CBS. ABC, CNN, NYT, WaPo, etc

"Never heard of her"
--Charles Gibson

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

230
At this point, what law HASN'T she broken?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (vEIlU)

------

Taqqiya.

She's law-abiding, there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (fUqBx)

231 The conservative case for banging your hot sister.

Posted by: Bull Work at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (1CjJc)

232 At this point, what law HASN'T she broken?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (vEIlU)


One that will get her arrested / deported, apparently.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (OgMeV)

233 She turned her brother gay?
Posted by: Iblis


You seen that cootch?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (sNYFR)

234 Wake me up when she is deported or thrown in jail. Or just primaried and removed from office. Nothing will happen, She is a democRat after all.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (0OmEj)

235 She's untouchable. A Muslim Hillary.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (m/Gc2)

236
One that will get her arrested / deported, apparently.
Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (OgMeV)

-------

There is no such law. She's a prominent Democrat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (fUqBx)

237 Just like republicans to make ultra violent attacks against simple refugees who just came here looking for a better life.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (VHKq8)

238 At this point, what law HASN'T she broken?

I'm wondering that as well. She seems to just simply do whatever she wants and ignores all laws, morality, and even how it looks to the world. Which, I guess, growing up in that area, isn't surprising.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

239 meh, the defense will be, 'everyone does that in Somalia' and the media will yawn

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (RKQ/v)

240 At this point, what law HASN'T she broken?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (vEIlU)


Gravity?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (r4PDB)

241 Never mind - Democrat.

It will never, ever get prosecuted.

Posted by: West at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (J9p/P)

242 The conservative case for banging your hot sister.
Posted by: Bull Work at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (1CjJc)


Um.....she's as far from hot as possibly can be.

You Bulwork fuckers are mentally deranged.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (OgMeV)

243 Has she been convicted of jay-walking or tearing the tag off her mattress?

"Hide the dirty laundry, said the bleached blond with a gleam in her eyes."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (VHThc)

244 She turned her brother gay?

Posted by: Iblis at February 20, 2020 02:21 PM (9221z)


It could happen.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (2N7oZ)

245 Resume milking your brother, Mohammedan.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (ZS9TG)

246 Posted by: Boxx Culvert, yo ho at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (wmfhQ)

Trump should ask if that's his proposal

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (ScEe1)

247 "We looked into this and cannot prosecute"
--DOJ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

248 hiya

Warm in here

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (arJlL)

249 Get her out of my country. Now. Remarried? get him out also.

Posted by: Picric at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (ol3XJ)


She's divorced, or in the process to, and is shacking up with one of her campaign advisors. While handing him a big pile of her campaign fund loot.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (JNvJM)

250 239 meh, the defense will be, 'everyone does that in Somalia' and the media will yawn
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (RKQ/v)


And will fail to draw the obvious conclusion, that if that is true, we should definitely NOT allow people from Somalia to come here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (r4PDB)

251 *slides telephone number over to Ilhan* You know who that's for...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (xSo9G)

252
Has NBC figured out how to make this a negative Trump story yet?
Posted by: reason


Nine Dead in Apparent Anti-Muslim Attack in Germany. Will It Lead to a Crackdown on Right-Wing Political Groups?

https://tinyurl.com/vh84jn8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (aKsyK)

253 Question: Is Bloomberg working with Trump to tear apart the Demoncrat Party? Is this another brilliant Trump move to ram it home on the Dems? makes you wonder after the Dems made complete fools of themselves last night ...

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at February 20, 2020 02:25 PM (qM84C)

254 I MUCH prefer yesterday's Christie Brinkley incest porn thread

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 02:25 PM (l4C/z)

255 If a couple of butt-pumpers can marry for love, why not siblings?



#GabeMalorRightSideofHistory



"But they just want the same things we want! Love and marriage and all the benefits.....what's wrong with that???"

/Virtue-signaling commenters during the Ghey Marriage Wars

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 02:25 PM (CTN7u)

256 Her campaign manager must be a real work of art, too. Left his wife for an illegal alien. Will he leave America to be at her side in Somalia?

tune in tomorrow for another episode of "Days of our America-hating Muzzie Lives".

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2020 02:25 PM (Vy7tf)

257 Trump did nothing to make immigration easier 20 years ago. She was forced to marry her brother because he was being oppressed in London. And trump just sat in his penthouse eating caviar like he didn't care.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 02:25 PM (VHKq8)

258 Zero Immigration Now! Nobody from nowhere nohow. Nobody.

Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (RuIsu)

259 238, Christopher,
I have been informed that the MagicDirt, tm, automatically transforms whoever reaches it into someone more American than the citizens that were born there.

If there is any fault in Ilwan, it is because we as a society failed her.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (EUDB2)

260 >> And on top of that, she's living with/boffing her married staffer.
She's pretty much a"squad" on her own with exes,siblings. Need a damn
scorecard to straighten it out.


Not even a staffer - a campaign consultant who was paid a huge monthly sum primarily *after* she was elected. Likely campaign fraud since she didn't provide detailed break-out of the services for these payment on her campaign disclosure records.


Really, this woman can't seem to roll out of bed without committing some kind of crime. Easier to ask: who isn't she defrauding/lying about?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (bDqIh)

261 I MUCH prefer yesterday's Christie Brinkley incest porn thread
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February


The thing with her daughters. That's hot .

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (HALdu)

262 Okay Alex, I'll take "Stories You'll Never Hear About" for $1200.

Alex: Go ahead and make your selection.

I did. I said I'll take "Stories You'll Never Hear About" for $1200.

That's right. Make your selection.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (ScEe1)

263 236
One that will get her arrested / deported, apparently.
Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (OgMeV)

-------

There is no such law. She's a prominent Democrat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 02:23 PM (fUqBx)

Yep. Laws are for Little People, like Republicans

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (l4C/z)

264 195 She ran for Congress to make herself immune to prosecution. For a Somali refugee, she learned the game well. I can't say that I'm mad at her.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (VHKq

She clearly lied on her application for Citizenship, about her identity and family.

Lying on said application, if proven, is one of the grounds for NEVER getting US citizenship.

It is possible to strip her of her US citizenship, based on the fraud.

This means she is not eligible to be IN Congress, and certainly does not give her immunity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

265 She was fucking her gay brother!
Posted by: not so
_________________

No, it appears that she just married him so that he could stay in the U.S.

She, and her real husband (the father of her kids) and her gay brother were all living together in a small apartment when she and the brother were enrolled in a state college in North Dakota. They weren't even bothering to make a pretense of it being a real marriage.

It appears that the only people who did not know that Omar/Elmi was engaged in a blatant marriage fraud were the voters of Minnesota, because all the major papers in MN went out of their way to keep the information secret. One of the main Minneapolis papers actually has a big photo of this crook in their lobby.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (k4dH2)

266 >>254
I MUCH prefer yesterday's Christie Brinkley incest porn thread Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 02:25 PM (l4C/z)

Too sanitary. Everybody needs a good dose of funk now and then.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (ZS9TG)

267 Trump Cavier = Big Macs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (qaSBO)

268 We're gonna impeach the Brotherfucker!

Posted by: Alternate Universe Tlaib at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (lhUp5)

269 258
Zero Immigration Now! Nobody from nowhere nohow. Nobody.





Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (RuIsu)

Except hot eastern European chicks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (1CjJc)

270 She's a Black Widow Sister. Sleeps with her brother and then throw him off a roof.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (ScEe1)

271 "Some people did sibling...er, something..."

Posted by: reason at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (+hPIb)

272 They say incest is best, but it's all relative.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (SUJyY)

273 258 Zero Immigration Now! Nobody from nowhere nohow. Nobody.

Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (RuIsu)

America is full, Moose up North should have told you that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (NgKpN)

274 The next episode of My Family Pies...

Posted by: Mikaela Spielberg at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (nExbY)

275 Not sure her district (my old area) is necessarily real happy with her (there is a strong Jewish electorate in that area) anyways...they may just look at plugging in a less offensive Somali.

May be kind of fun to watch.

Posted by: H Badger at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (n/0Nw)

276 What gay husband hasn't been cucked by his sister-wife?

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (2Mnv1)

277 No, it appears that she just married him so that he could stay in the U.S.

She, and her real husband (the father of her kids) and her gay brother were all living together in a small apartment when she and the brother were enrolled in a state college in North Dakota. They weren't even bothering to make a pretense of it being a real marriage.

It appears that the only people who did not know that Omar/Elmi was engaged in a blatant marriage fraud were the voters of Minnesota, because all the major papers in MN went out of their way to keep the information secret. One of the main Minneapolis papers actually has a big photo of this crook in their lobby.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February



Yeah, here's the thing, why not have her and her friends explain how she is not fucking her gay brother instead of doing the work for them?



hmmmmmmm?

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (HALdu)

278 252
Has NBC figured out how to make this a negative Trump story yet?
Posted by: reason

Nine Dead in Apparent Anti-Muslim Attack in Germany. Will It Lead to a Crackdown on Right-Wing Political Groups?

https://tinyurl.com/vh84jn8
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (aKsyK)

Ah, I'm surprised it took this long. I expect more of this too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (RD7QR)

279 Spare a thought for Somali genealogists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2020 02:22 PM (r4PDB)
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Not much work for them, pretty much a tree with very very few branches.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (RIAR/)

280 Her faaaabulous brother:

https://tinyurl.com/tmzxeo3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

281 257 Trump did nothing to make immigration easier 20 years ago. She was forced to marry her brother because he was being oppressed in London. And trump just sat in his penthouse eating caviar like he didn't care.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 02:25 PM (VHKq

=========

Objection:

It was a delicious Big Mac.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (q80AH)

282 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

So that's where Joey Bidet left his brain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (VHThc)

283 > If she can be married in her faith tradition, can we prosecute her in our Justice tradition?


"Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs."

-- General Sir Charles James Napier, GCB, Commander-in-Chief of India

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (Ewo9R)

284 Nine Dead in Apparent Anti-Muslim Attack in Germany. Will It Lead to a Crackdown on Right-Wing Political Groups?

https://tinyurl.com/vh84jn8
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (aKsyK)

Ah, I'm surprised it took this long. I expect more of this too.
Posted by: joncelli


I expected it 18 yrs ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (sNYFR)

285 I thought the MSM has said this was debunked.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (kzFDG)

286 282 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

So that's where Joey Bidet left his brain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (VHThc)

=========

No, it belonged to someone named Abby Normal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (q80AH)

287 269 258
Zero Immigration Now! Nobody from nowhere nohow. Nobody.





Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (RuIsu)

Except hot eastern European chicks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (1CjJc)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (l4C/z)

288 The Somali community leader is obviously a:

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST !!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (qM84C)

289 Seriously, if she doesn't get the book thrown at her... our criminal justice system is completed f'ed up. I can not believe that anyone in her district wouldn't use this and manage to get elected. It's beyond me how this woman can even open her mouth. She has bigger couyons then and RINO in office.... just sayin'

Posted by: thesilentone at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (xh1To)

290 Judge Amy says any prosecution of Ilhan would interfere with the persecution of Trump ... so "don't even think about it" she stated, while waggling her finger.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (Cus5s)

291 Beer money alert! Over at WZ, they're saying Bloomy is paying $2500 to say nice things about him online.




Raymond Shaw Michael Bloomberg is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (mpeBU)

292 Just like republicans to make ultra violent attacks against simple refugees who just came here looking for a better life.

--

We're so daggone mean, we made her marry her brother! All she wanted was a "better life." One that entailed trying to upend America step by step after she got here. What else could a muzz girl do?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:30 PM (JoUsr)

293 Shouldn't the skull have a turban?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 02:30 PM (Izzlo)

294 "At this point, what law HASN'T she broken?"

Time to apply the law of gravity?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 02:30 PM (tT0V4)

295 This means she is not eligible to be IN Congress, and certainly does not give her immunity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

She has brought shame on her family, her community, and her muslim brothers and sisters. There really is only one just punishment for such offenses.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:30 PM (1CjJc)

296 257 Trump did nothing to make immigration easier 20 years ago. She was forced to marry her brother because he was being oppressed in London. And trump just sat in his penthouse eating caviar like he didn't care.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 02:25 PM (VHKq


I don't care about her or her brother being "oppressed." So where's my penthouse, and my caviar? Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2020 02:30 PM (r4PDB)

297 Christie Brinkley incest porn thread?How the fuck did I miss that??

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 02:30 PM (KNsKs)

298 Ah, I'm surprised it took this long. I expect more of this too.
Posted by: joncelli

Was the dude's mom a Muslim too?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (rxtQa)

299
Seriously, I wonder if she can be denaturalized and deported. Probably not, since we can't get rid of illegals either.
Posted by: GnuBreed

======

It seems to involve fraud on his behalf, not her own, and it was 5+ years ago, so I don't even think it's prosecutable. Someone correct me if I'm wrong on that much.

But I think there is some perjury rattling around in her own citizenship application, can't remember exactly, the whole case is so full of lies and crimes. That merits stripping her of her citizenship, but I don't have to school you on the likelihood of that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (M9ntN)

300 I'm on it!

Posted by: Billy "Snack" Barr at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (ScEe1)

301 295 This means she is not eligible to be IN Congress, and certainly does not give her immunity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

She has brought shame on her family, her community, and her muslim brothers and sisters. There really is only one just punishment for such offenses.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:30 PM (1CjJc)

=======

The comfy chair?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (q80AH)

302 293 Shouldn't the skull have a turban?
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 02:30 PM (Izzlo)

Flaming Skull:
It was reduced to ash!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (Vy7tf)

303 Remember why parents were fighting over those stupid talking Elmi dolls for Christmas Presents?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 02:12 PM

Talking Elmi has 5 phrases:

My sister is hot.
Hello sailor.
America is dirty.
Kill the infidels.
I love lavender hijabs.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (COzlW)

304 282 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

So that's where Joey Bidet left his brain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (VHThc)



They should have packed it on ice with an over-limit stock of walleye filets. The border patrol would have been thrown off and likely missed the brain.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (SUJyY)

305 287 269 258
Zero Immigration Now! Nobody from nowhere nohow. Nobody.





Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (RuIsu)

Except hot eastern European chicks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (1CjJc)

Endorsed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (l4C/z)

And Colombian chicks.

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (Izzlo)

306 No legal ramifications I imagine, but the bigger news is that if this causes the local Somali community to ditch her, she's fucked. Eloping with whitey was bad enough, but real evidence of marrying your bro will piss off a lot of the leaders here who have worked hard to shake the image of Somalis in the Twin Cities as backwards goat fuckers. They will not be amused, at all.

Posted by: milquetoast bourgeoisie mortgage-paying neighbor in flyover country at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (TPgeI)

307 the love that dare not speak it's name...

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (CTN7u)

308 A Democrat broke the law? Trump's fault, time to impeach!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2020 02:32 PM (19g6/)

309 Christie Brinkley incest porn thread?How the fuck did I miss that??
Posted by: steevy at February



she and her daughters are doing the nasty

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:32 PM (HALdu)

310 what would alla say?

Posted by: barry soetoro at February 20, 2020 02:32 PM (/9em5)

311 So can her citizenship be revoked?

Posted by: Big V at February 20, 2020 02:32 PM (XEC2p)

312 >>Nine Dead in Apparent Anti-Muslim Attack in Germany. Will It Lead to a Crackdown on Right-Wing Political Groups?


Dunno. Did Muslim attacks on German Christmas markets, and New Years Eve concert rapes/sexual assaults, result in crackdowns on Muslim groups?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 02:32 PM (bDqIh)

313 Nine Dead in Apparent Anti-Muslim Attack in Germany. Will It Lead to a Crackdown on Right-Wing Political Groups?

https://tinyurl.com/vh84jn8
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2020 02:24 PM (aKsyK)

Ah, I'm surprised it took this long. I expect more of this too.
Posted by: joncelli


I'd not be surprised, with Spring coming on, to see a lot more of this.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 02:32 PM (axyOa)

314 Is there a statute of limitations on this brand of immigration fraud?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 02:32 PM (Izzlo)

315 I see a Lifetime remake of Flowers in the Attic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

316 "But they just want the same things we want! Love and marriage and all the benefits.....what's wrong with that???"

/Virtue-signaling commenters during the Ghey Marriage Wars


"This has no consequences beyond love! There is no slippery slope! Anyone who says so is homophobic and hateful!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

317 (holds card to head)

Pumpkin.

Posted by: What Ilhan Omar does on Holloween at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (Vy7tf)

318 Rest assured nobody in this department will rest for a single second until every piece of filthy blatant Democrat criminality and malfeasance from the last four years is uncovered, proven, sunlit and punished. Now let's go get something to eat.

Posted by: Billy "Snack" Barr at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (ScEe1)

319
She clearly lied on her application for Citizenship, about her identity and family.

Posted by: Romeo13

=======

Okay, you got that bell ringing. That's right, a more recently discovered deception is that she herself is NOT who she claimed she was on her application. Gave a fake name, fake family background.

All this came out long after the brother-marriage revelation.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (M9ntN)

320 @keithellison

I have never seen @BernieSanders supporters being unusually mean or rude. Can someone send me an example of a "Bernie Bro" being bad. Also, are we holding all candidates responsible for the behavior of some of their supporters? Waiting to hear.


@SteveScalise 9 minutes ago

I can think of an example.


Keith was burn over 90% of his body...

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (cF8AT)

321 So, Nancy, what sez you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

322 305 287 269 258
Zero Immigration Now! Nobody from nowhere nohow. Nobody.





Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (RuIsu)

Except hot eastern European chicks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (1CjJc)

Endorsed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (l4C/z)

And Colombian chicks.
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (Izzlo)

If they look like Lorena Orozco, then they can come

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (l4C/z)

323 If you read the article and look at the pics, it's pretty clear her bro has never been with any woman, because his interests lie elsewhere.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM


*reads article*

Gheyer than Truman Capote singing show tunes while chugging pitchers of Cosmopolitans.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (ejd/p)

324 She clearly lied on her application for Citizenship, about her identity and family.

Lying on said application, if proven, is one of the grounds for NEVER getting US citizenship.


But she told the truth about being a Democrat.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (jyVW0)

325 Eloping with whitey was bad enough, but real evidence of marrying your bro will piss off a lot of the leaders here who have worked hard to shake the image of Somalis in the Twin Cities as backwards goat fuckers.

"She did what she had to in order to survive, who among us has not? Vote Omar!"
--Somali invaders immigrants

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

326 > "She was fucking her gay brother?"

> This saddens me

> Posted by: Mayor Pete

And yet, oddly, it's kinda hot.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (Ewo9R)

327 Jeb! Bush would like you haters to know this was an act of love.
(but he said it in Spanish, cuz diversity is our strength)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (Cus5s)

328 I'm just worried about the backlash.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (ScEe1)

329 If a couple of butt-pumpers can marry for love, why not siblings?



#GabeMalorRightSideofHistory


"But they just want the same things we want! Love and marriage and all the benefits.....what's wrong with that???"

/Virtue-signaling commenters during the Ghey Marriage Wars
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 02:25 PM (CTN7u)

-------------

I always knew Republicans were the people who want to tell everyone how to live their lives!

Also, I just want everyone to know I had a banana for lunch and nothing else.

- catpee

Posted by: reason at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (+hPIb)

330 If they look like Lorena Orozco, then they can come
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February



make them fuck for it

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (HALdu)

331 323 If you read the article and look at the pics, it's pretty clear her bro has never been with any woman, because his interests lie elsewhere.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM

*reads article*

Gheyer than Truman Capote singing show tunes while chugging pitchers of Cosmopolitans.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (ejd/p)

==========

"So, super straight, then."
-Pete Buttigieg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (q80AH)

332 Yeah, here's the thing, why not have her and her friends explain how she is not fucking her gay brother instead of doing the work for them?


hmmmmmmm?
_____________

There's no evidence, AFAIK, that she screwed him. There is evidence that she entered into a sham marriage with him for purposes of immigration fraud.

Why waste time arguing about what she did not do when what she did do is a crime that is punishable by 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine?

She should be prosecuted for her actual crimes and thrown out of the congress.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

333 nothing will happen to her, everyone knows the drill here.

it's been reported, now it will be ignored.

Posted by: Shoey at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (lg4FP)

334 Not really mentioned is that she took the family name of someone not her father. That coupled with marriage to her brother could result in her deportation. Being stripped of citizenship and deported might make her ineligible for reelection. Even as a Democrat

Posted by: Inogame at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (1TU21)

335 Shouldn't the skull have a turban?

...

Nah.

One of those ultra-hip hijabs. Maybe a Nike brand one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (MMC4G)

336 "She did what she had to in order to survive, who among us has not? Vote Omar!"

--Somali invaders immigrants

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

She should move to Philly.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (1CjJc)

337 317 (holds card to head)

Pumpkin.
Posted by: What Ilhan Omar does on Holloween at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (Vy7tf)

Muldoon-worthy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

338 Keith was burn over 90% of his body...
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (cF8AT)

I think he was incinerated and his ashes were spread over a land fill.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (rxtQa)

339 Is there a statute of limitations on this brand of immigration fraud?
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 02:32 PM (Izzlo)


Yes.
It ends the moment you are elected to any office as a Democrat.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (axyOa)

340 *holding Carnac the Magnificent envelope to forehead*

This will take, at minimum, a 5 year investigative process, upon which time they will find insufficient evidence to prosecute.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (JoUsr)

341 @keithellison

I have never seen @BernieSanders supporters being unusually mean or
rude. Can someone send me an example of a "Bernie Bro" being bad. Also,
are we holding all candidates responsible for the behavior of some of
their supporters? Waiting to hear.

@SteveScalise 9 minutes ago

I can think of an example.

Keith was burn over 90% of his body...

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (cF8AT)


I hope Keith will be attending the Dem convention in Milwaukee. It should be a hot time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

342 Except hot eastern European chicks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (1CjJc)

Endorsed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edward

Not to thrust myself forward, but I shall assist.

Duty calls.

Posted by: Miklos, Friend of All Noble East European Hot Chick Peoples at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (QzkSJ)

343 This story is more surprising than when I found out about Jm J. Bullock.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (ScEe1)

344 I can not stress it enough that nothing will happen to her. Nothing!

Other than she might not be reelected.

That's it.

Fin over done.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (0OmEj)

345 Backlash and blowback only goes one way.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (KNsKs)

346 Wake me up when cow-brigade gets actual punishment for this, like having her citizenship revoked and tossed out on her rear.

Deport, ban.

Posted by: acethepug at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (+HMLE)

347 Zero Immigration Now! Nobody from nowhere nohow. Nobody.

Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (RuIsu)

Except hot eastern European chicks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:27 PM (1CjJc)

Endorsed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (l4C/z)

And Colombian chicks.
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (Izzlo)

If they look like Lorena Orozco, then they can come
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (l4C/z)

Let's just go with any hot single chicks that hasn't been ruined by feminism.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (J+mig)

348 Posted by: milquetoast bourgeoisie mortgage-paying neighbor in flyover country at February 20, 2020 02:31 PM (TPgeI)

Local Somali community have been the ones trying to get the story out from the beginning. They never wanted her as their face, but the progressives in the media and politics decided otherwise and told them to shut up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (uquGJ)

349 It's beyond me how this woman can even open her mouth. She has bigger couyons then and RINO in office.... just sayin'
Posted by: thesilentone at February 20, 2020 02:29 PM (xh1To)

It's their secret -- unconscionable, unstoppable audacity. It seems to work.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 02:36 PM (H8QX8)

350 Yes, all things being equal, the American press would not report on this story and call anyone who brought it up a "conspiracy theorist" (just as they have been for several years).

Thankfully, we have a president who will tweet this news out and FORCE the media to address the story, just like they were forced to address whether Bloomberg requested a stool for the debate.

Posted by: deebo at February 20, 2020 02:36 PM (2u8LP)

351 Gheyer than Truman Capote singing show tunes while chugging pitchers of Cosmopolitans.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (ejd/p)

---------

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Harvey Milk at February 20, 2020 02:36 PM (+hPIb)

352 She's a sweet heart all around. Married to her brother, sleeping with the married guy, anti Semite cheating with campaign money, etc..

If I had any money I might send it to the Muslim woman running against her, who sounds much better:

https://tinyurl.com/qppt98k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 02:36 PM (WI7YS)

353
Jeb! Bush would like you haters to know this was an act of love.

They are more fertile than Yertle the turtle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2020 02:36 PM (aKsyK)

354 Yes, but her intentions were good when she defrauded the immigration system.

Posted by: James Comey at February 20, 2020 02:36 PM (uGHnY)

355 Supposedly a whole alphabet soup of federal agencies are investigating not just her but most of the rest of the "Squad" for grrl privilege (meaning: breaking the law in every way imaginable) including the FEC and IRS.

But as we all know, investigation and action are miles apart and so far never seem to actually connect.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

356 Wait- so Muslims consider Minneapolis more conservatively Islamic than... London, where large sections are under Sharia law?!

Criminy. That's just wonderful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 02:18 PM (fUqBx)
++++++++++++++
This is a good observation. That is bonkers, and very distressing. Maybe need martial law for Minneapolis, as it's about to boil...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (I2dne)

357
@SteveScalise 9 minutes ago


I can think of an example.



100 megatons delivered precisely on target.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (CTN7u)

358 She turned her brother gay?
Posted by: Iblis

POOF !

You're a poof !

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (arJlL)

359 There's no evidence, AFAIK, that she screwed him. There is evidence that she entered into a sham marriage with him for purposes of immigration fraud.

Why waste time arguing about what she did not do when what she did do is a crime that is punishable by 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine?

She should be prosecuted for her actual crimes and thrown out of the congress.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February




Why waste time indeed! Why are you making an effort to defend her of anything.

You marry somebody the assumption is you are fucking them.

There is no reason to suggest otherwise.

Assuming she was fucking her brother makes sense, arguing otherwise is weird.

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (HALdu)

360 44 Omar will get all weepy, admit to the charges and ask everyone, "I loved my brother only as a sister can, how could I do any less to save him?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 02:05 PM (RIAR/)


Yup. She will no doubt begin her 'apology tour' next week on "The View," where the hosts will tearfully forgive her, they they and Omar will blame Trump for what she's supposedly apologizing for.

Posted by: Gref at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (AMIL/)

361 344 I can not stress it enough that nothing will happen to her. Nothing!

Other than she might not be reelected.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (0OmEj)

No, she'll be re-elected.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (H8QX8)

362 Judge Berman Jackson will get right on it

Posted by: Farmer Mike at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (nRk/c)

363 There's a sidebar about somebody named John Schindler. Wasn't he one of the guys from Dukes of Hazard?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

364 Hazzard

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

365 Let's just go with any hot single chicks that hasn't been ruined by feminism.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 02:35 PM (J+mig)

They need to pass through a hot-crazy matrix obstacle course.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (1CjJc)

366 I get the squad members confused.

I know AOC is the one with the good breasts and oversized front toofs.

Is Ilhan the one that's built like the aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind? Really skinny stick figure arms and an oversized head?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 02:38 PM (MMC4G)

367 And every single time someone on the left breaks the law, gets investigated, and walks away scott free, that not only encourages more of that behavior, but makes the left all gloaty and gives them ammunition against the president. HE'S ABUSING HIS POWER! HE'S A TYRANT!

"What's occam's law? If every left winger goes free, it stands to reason that none of them are guilty!"
--every leftist on social media

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

368 Tax fraud doesn't go away

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2020 02:38 PM (M+Lyo)

369 Seeing as how the United States didn't have any problem sending former Nazi death camp guards back to Germany, after stripping the men of their citizenship, I don't think there's a legal block for doing the same to lying congresscritters.

Posted by: mrp at February 20, 2020 02:38 PM (Pqytn)

370 Mainstream Democrats not caring in 5... 4... 3...

Too bad her constituents will. They already don't like her adultery with the money man. Proof of this will hale her out of office

Posted by: Charles Anderson at February 20, 2020 02:38 PM (9Hard)

371 There's no evidence, AFAIK, that she screwed him. There is evidence that she entered into a sham marriage with him for purposes of immigration fraud.

Why waste time arguing about what she did not do when what she did do is a crime that is punishable by 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine?

She should be prosecuted for her actual crimes and thrown out of the congress.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

Still haven't learned the rules of the game.

They don't need evidence, we don't need evidence. This is Thunderdome, baby. And the cost is elections wherein their lies stick like glue while we pinky promise to get to the truth the right way, sometime.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 02:38 PM (ScEe1)

372 Just looked at the pics.

That guy is so gay that Liberace would be like "Dude, you need to tone it down a bit."

That guy is so gay that if you somehow made a genetically-engineered mixture of Rip Taylor, Charles Nelson Reilly, Jim Nabors, and Paul Lynde, and he gay-married the brother, the clone would be considered the butch in the relationship.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (Ewo9R)

373 but real evidence of marrying your bro will piss off a lot of the leaders here who have worked hard to shake the image of Somalis in the Twin Cities as backwards goat fuckers. They will not be amused, at all.
Posted by: milquetoast bourgeoisie mortgage-paying neighbor



The backwards goatfuckers need to work harder.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (sNYFR)

374 They need to pass through a hot-crazy matrix obstacle course.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (1CjJc)
+++++++++
If they can make breakfast and complete the shopping with an animitronic baby on the hip, in high heels, while maintaining their makeup, they pass?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (I2dne)

375 Seriously, I'm pretty sure no law will apply to this *****, because D muslim woman. But it will really crystallize for me over the next 48 hours or so now that DM has broken the story. The traction, or lack thereof, over here will be the tell.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (JoUsr)

376
Okay, you got that bell ringing. That's right, a more recently discovered deception is that she herself is NOT who she claimed she was on her application. Gave a fake name, fake family background.

All this came out long after the brother-marriage revelation.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:33 PM (M9ntN)

Its actually in the statute, that if you help an illegal to enter the US EXCEPT a Husband, Father, Mother, or child, it permanently bars you from citizenship.

Problem is that she did the brother fraud after she was a Citizen herself.

You would have to go after something on HER application to strip her citizenship.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (NgKpN)

377 Having your clit sawed off toughens you

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (HALdu)

378 320. Damn.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (JRaU+)

379 Let he in this chamber who has not defrauded his country cast the first stone...

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (1+J19)

380 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...


********

AOC's.

Still in the original packaging. Never been used.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (m45I2)

381 CT - Maybe, but there's a reason the Mail got people on record this time around. It's not an accident. She's vulnerable to get primaried.

Posted by: milquetoast bourgeoisie mortgage-paying neighbor in flyover country at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (TPgeI)

382 318 Rest assured nobody in this department will rest for a single second until every piece of filthy blatant Democrat criminality and malfeasance from the last four years is uncovered, proven, sunlit and punished covered with a pillow until it stops moving. Now let's go get something to eat.

Posted by: The Rest of The DOJ at February 20, 2020 02:40 PM (0CeRG)

383 368 Tax fraud doesn't go away
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2020 02:38 PM (M+Lyo)

LMFAO

Posted by: Charlie Rangel (D) at February 20, 2020 02:40 PM (ScEe1)

384 > There's no evidence, AFAIK, that she screwed him.

Either way, she's screwed.

No consummation -> no legal marriage. Immigration fraud.
Consummation -> Incest.

Pick one of the above, Ilhan, you skanky bitch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 02:40 PM (Ewo9R)

385 Seeing as how the United States didn't have any problem sending former Nazi death camp guards back to Germany, after stripping the men of their citizenship, I don't think there's a legal block for doing the same to lying congresscritters.
Posted by: mrp


Except by having a (D) after her name.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:40 PM (sNYFR)

386 282 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (VHThc)

wut

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 02:40 PM (UZ8BZ)

387 Did she lie? Intimidate witnesses? Well, that's forty months right there!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (2ygtH)

388 "If her brother is gay, it wasn't marriage-marriage." - Whoopsi Goldberg

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (qaSBO)

389
Is there a statute of limitations on this brand of immigration fraud?
Posted by: josephistan

======

Using false or fraudulent citizenship papers (U.S. Code 18 Section 1423), statute of limitations is 10 years.

That *using* them, so the bro is almost off the hook -- he enrolled in North Dakota State in 2010, left the US in 2011. Considering the speed with which a federal investigation moves, their first shipment of staples and paper clips should be arriving by the time the statute expires.

As for creating false or fraudulent citizenship papers? Probably the same thing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (M9ntN)

390 There's no evidence, AFAIK, that she screwed him.

Either way, she's screwed.

No consummation -> no legal marriage. Immigration fraud.
Consummation -> Incest.

Pick one of the above, Ilhan, you skanky bitch.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February




yes

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (HALdu)

391 It really is amazing how the Left has complete history amnesia .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (rxtQa)

392 Folks, I think we all understand that sometimes you have to fuck a close relative and lie about it to defraud the government in multiple ways. If Jesus did not die for Ilhan Omar's sins, then who's? This is a blessing of liberty.

Posted by: David French, SuperChristian at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (wWJIH)

393 I MUCH prefer yesterday's Christie Brinkley incest porn thread
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020


*
*

So do I . . . but as I recall, the thread was superseded by a nood before we could really get, ah, "into" it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (Ejm1K)

394 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...


ABBY NORMAL!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (CTN7u)

395 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (VHThc)
++++++++++++++
It's en route to Milwaukee. It will be installed into whoever wins the the Dem nomination.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (I2dne)

396 368 Tax fraud doesn't go away
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2020 02:38 PM (M+Lyo)

Manafort is in Federal Prison for lying on a loan application.

I'm sure she has student loans out there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (NgKpN)

397 384
> There's no evidence, AFAIK, that she screwed him.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 02:40 PM (Ewo9R)


I just want to hear the skank bitch deny it.

Posted by: Zombie LBJ at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (1CjJc)

398 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

--

Witnesses state they saw Joe Biden running after the truck, but did not know why.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (JoUsr)

399 Its actually in the statute, that if you help an illegal to enter the US EXCEPT a Husband, Father, Mother, or child, it permanently bars you from citizenship.

Problem is that she did the brother fraud after she was a Citizen herself.

You would have to go after something on HER application to strip her citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (NgKpN)

Brother/Sister isn't on your list. The marriage wasn't a legal marriage thus can't be counted.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (J+mig)

400 There's no evidence, AFAIK, that she screwed him.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 02:40 PM (Ewo9R)


I just want to hear the skank bitch deny it.
Posted by: Zombie LBJ at February




yes

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:42 PM (HALdu)

401 Did she lie? Intimidate witnesses? Well, that's forty months right there!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (2ygt

Or two months if you're James Wolfe.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 02:42 PM (rxtQa)

402
Oh, snap.

I'm glad Scalise said it... it seems like the GOP at large has an embargo on mentioning Hodgkinson's little indiscretion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 02:42 PM (fUqBx)

403 Boy if she were a white male Trump supporter she would be in deep shit... but she is not so nothing will happen to this muzzie lying bitch.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 20, 2020 02:42 PM (pw+jk)

404 Polliwog - Some were, yes. Others were worried about how it would look for the first Somali rep to be shown to be marrying her brother. But now that she's not exactly party of the community anymore due to her new beau, I think you are going to see more of this getting picked up (hopefully by local outlets). City Pages next? Strib will be last I assume.

Posted by: milquetoast bourgeoisie mortgage-paying neighbor in flyover country at February 20, 2020 02:42 PM (TPgeI)

405 Somali community leader gets firs dibs on the goat.
Going second is just gross.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 20, 2020 02:42 PM (DB16e)

406 Nazi guards were white.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 02:42 PM (axyOa)

407
The backwards goatfuckers need to work harder.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 02:39 PM (sNYFR)


What he said ... you sister-marrying 'tards

-- forwards goatsuckers of Somali extraction

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 02:42 PM (pNxlR)

408 > Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

There was a case many years ago where a guy who worked for a medical school went to NYC to pick up a box of human heads. He left the box in the car when he went to do another errand, and sure enough, someone bashed out the window and stole the box.

They found the box sitting on the sidewalk a few blocks away. Heh.

One may hope that it scared the thief straight, but probably it didn't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 02:43 PM (Ewo9R)

409 They seized Hitler's brain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2020 02:43 PM (aKsyK)

410 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

*********

If only!

Posted by: Scarecrow at February 20, 2020 02:43 PM (m45I2)

411 Tax fraud doesn't go away
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2020 02:38 PM (M+Lyo)


Seems to work for Al Sharpton with no negative effect.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 02:43 PM (OgMeV)

412 So will this bitch
1) Get tossed out of Congress?
2) Lose her primary?
3) Lose the general election?
4) Laugh at our flaming skull all the way to an easy re-election and a leadership position in the next Congress?

My money is on 4).

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 02:44 PM (77WPm)

413 > Somali community leader gets firs dibs on the goat.
Going second is just gross.

Yes, you must always use a fresh goat. It is permitted to sell the old goat to the infidels in a neighboring village.



Posted by: Fatwa Knows Best at February 20, 2020 02:44 PM (Ewo9R)

414 Didn't Keith see the video of the Bernie Bro attacking the black guns matter guy?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 02:44 PM (rxtQa)

415 Minneapolis hasn't been the same since MTM left.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:44 PM (JoUsr)

416 >>>Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

Agents still on the lookout for Trudeau's missing eyebrows.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:44 PM (1CjJc)

417 282 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (VHThc)

It was addressed to Abby Normal

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 02:44 PM (Izzlo)

418 84 she'll skate
bet me
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (iTXRQ)

I'll take that bet.

Posted by: clutch at February 20, 2020 02:45 PM (82RcP)

419
You would have to go after something on HER application to strip her citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13

======

There was something on her application. She provided a fake ID. She is not who she says she is. This got dug up after the brother marriage was revealed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:45 PM (M9ntN)

420 358 She turned her brother gay?
Posted by: Iblis

POOF !

You're a poof !
Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 02:37 PM (arJlL)


BEHOLD! The power of the 1960's turban!

Posted by: Iblis at February 20, 2020 02:45 PM (9221z)

421 So will this bitch
1) Get tossed out of Congress?
2) Lose her primary?
3) Lose the general election?
4) Laugh at our flaming skull all the way to an easy re-election and a leadership position in the next Congress?

My money is on 4).
Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 02:44 PM (77WPm)
++++++++++++
Unless the Dems find her to be more trouble than she's worth anyway and permits prosecution.

Will the Party do that? That is the question.
Argument For: She's in the way, unpopular, disruptive, cocky.
Argument Against: We protect our own and can have no cracks, especially now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 02:45 PM (I2dne)

422 Still haven't learned the rules of the game.

They don't need evidence, we don't need evidence. This is Thunderdome, baby. And the cost is elections wherein their lies stick like glue while we pinky promise to get to the truth the right way, sometime.
______________

Okay, fine. She f*cked her gay brother in the bed where she slept with her "faith tradition" husband too. Whatever.

She's a skank and a criminal and she has committed multiple frauds besides the marriage fraud (tax fraud when she claimed her "faith tradition" husband as her husband on her tax returns for years even though they were not legally married, immigration fraud when she falsely claimed to be a member of the Omar family to get admitted to the U.S., etc.). She needs to be exposed and ridiculed and shamed out of public life.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 02:45 PM (k4dH2)

423 Is there a statute of limitations on this brand of immigration fraud?

Posted by: josephistan

===
White male it is 25 years.
Black muzzie woman 25 minutes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 20, 2020 02:45 PM (pw+jk)

424 I know the guy that has the mtm house

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:46 PM (HALdu)

425 Her brother has a real Jussie look about him, no?

Nothing is going to happen. This twat has thumbed her nose at the law and does not care one whit. She is a snake in a scarf. Homewrecker, brother marrying, awful person.

Posted by: turambar at February 20, 2020 02:46 PM (Gylu/)

426 421: 4

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2020 02:46 PM (z/dJ6)

427 I'm guessing Queef Ellison ignored all of the footage released by James O'Keefe, then.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 02:46 PM (OgMeV)

428
There was a case many years ago where a guy who worked for a medical school went to NYC to pick up a box of human heads. He left the box in the car when he went to do another errand, and sure enough, someone bashed out the window and stole the box.

They found the box sitting on the sidewalk a few blocks away. Heh.

One may hope that it scared the thief straight, but probably it didn't.

--

Reminds me of the story from years back where a truck contents were stolen (Mexico or South America). The truck was carrying glowing radioactive material. The thieves took their treasure home to their families, and nearly all of them died from radiation poisoning.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:46 PM (JoUsr)

429 As for creating false or fraudulent citizenship papers? Probably the same thing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:41 PM (M9ntN)

Yup, looks like you are correct.

Lying on your Citizenship application has a 10 year statute of limitations.

Same with fraud on loan applications.

Crap, she skates legally.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 02:46 PM (NgKpN)

430
282 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (VHThc)


Was the brain driving the truck? Or was this a brain - truck combo that was being conveyed to Kenosha on another vehicle?

I'm SO confused!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 02:46 PM (pNxlR)

431 bunga bunga

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:47 PM (HALdu)

432 > There was something on her application. She provided a fake ID. She is not who she says she is.

Wasn't she a minor at the time, though? Her dad would probably be the one on the hook for that.

She'd just be retroactively declared to be a "dreamer", or something.

Posted by: Fatwa Knows Best at February 20, 2020 02:47 PM (Ewo9R)

433 Unless the Dems find her to be more trouble than she's worth anyway and permits prosecution.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 02:45 PM (I2dne)

She'll never be prosecuted.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 02:47 PM (77WPm)

434 Towel heads gotta towel head.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 02:47 PM (v0R5T)

435 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...


********

I guess it makes a difference whether it was bathed in formaldehyde

...or in a nutrient-rich electrolytically ballanced, temperature-regulated solution with low-level electrical stimlation.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 02:47 PM (m45I2)

436
148 >>why aren't the muslims enraged by her antics? Or, anything for the cause?


Think they were fine with keeping it in the community until she cuckolded Hirsi with the campaign consultant.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 02:14 PM (bDqIh)


Because it wasn't real, it was a sham to game the system. That was easily forgivable to them (IMO). The real scandal is the one Lizzie points out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 02:47 PM (hLRSq)

437 I know the guy that has the mtm house

--

He owns it? That's pretty cool.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:47 PM (JoUsr)

438 421 - #2 is possible. Sadly #4 is still the most likely. 1 and 3 are basically fever dreams.

Posted by: milquetoast bourgeoisie mortgage-paying neighbor in flyover country at February 20, 2020 02:47 PM (TPgeI)

439 133 >>>>WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"

...

We had to change terminology here in the US.

Posted by: Warlords, Inc. at February 20, 2020 02:48 PM (yL25O)

440 >>
Wait- so Muslims consider Minneapolis more conservatively Islamic than... London, where large sections are under Sharia law?!


Eh, probably sent him to MN to separate him from his gay friends/boyfriend, and specifically to live with his sister. Not like he settled into campus dormitory or an American multi-ethnic neighborhood/community.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 02:48 PM (bDqIh)

441 Test

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furnitur at February 20, 2020 02:48 PM (rxdfD)

442 He owns it? That's pretty cool.


It's his house, resides there

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:48 PM (HALdu)

443 ...or in a nutrient-rich electrolytically ballanced, temperature-regulated solution with low-level electrical stimlation.

That's...pudding.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 02:48 PM (Boy/L)

444
real evidence of marrying your bro will piss off a lot of the leaders here who have worked hard to shake the image of Somalis in the Twin Cities as backwards goat fuckers. They will not be amused, at all.
Posted by: milquetoast bourgeoisie mortgage-paying neighbor

======

There's word from Powerline that the local Somalis hate her. She's a warlord who sends her thugs around to threaten Somalis into voting for her.

It's the white liberals who got her into office, and who will keep her there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:49 PM (M9ntN)

445 Updating my willowed comment from the last thread, so this will be willowed as well...

So to summarize
Flynn - hung out to dry
Pap - hung out to dry
Manafort - hung out to dry
Stone - hung out to dry

Comey - walks
McCabe - walks
Ilhan Omar/Whatever - will walk

But yeah, nothing but fucking winning all the way down

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 02:49 PM (77WPm)

446 http://bit.ly/2Pb2w73
*******
Rep. Hagedorn Reveals Kidney Cancer Diagnosis

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 02:49 PM (BqBId)

447 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"

Think Vito Corleone. Only Somali.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 02:49 PM (Boy/L)

448 Second test

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at February 20, 2020 02:49 PM (rxdfD)

449 There was something on her application. She provided a fake ID. She is not who she says she is. This got dug up after the brother marriage was revealed.
______________

Yep. She falsely claimed to be a member of the Omar family. She did that because her own family, the Elmi family, did not qualify for admission to the U.S. as refugees. The Omar family did qualify. So she lied about being a member of the Omar family so she could piggy-back on their qualification.

Everything about this woman is fraudulent. She has no business being in the United States, and she sure as hell has no business being in the U.S. congress. And if the MSM were not so damn corrupt, she wouldn't be.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 02:49 PM (k4dH2)

450 433:I will not engage in a rayciss prosecution, h8er

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at February 20, 2020 02:50 PM (z/dJ6)

451 Minneapolis hasn't been the same since MTM left.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:44 PM (JoUsr)
---------
I don't spend any time or money downtown if I don't have to, which means just Twins games and the occasional touring show for about 10 years now. Worked down there for 8 - don't miss it at all.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 20, 2020 02:50 PM (Xvo1a)

452 All I know is second look at Ilhan's bro, amirite?

Posted by: Cory Booker at February 20, 2020 02:50 PM (yL25O)

453 415 Minneapolis hasn't been the same since MTM left.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 02:44 PM (JoUsr)

She's gonna make it out after all!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

454 Morticia - As the Somalis showed by getting her elected to the Statehouse a few years back, they are the kingmakers now, not the white liberals. If they get off the bus, the white libs will follow. For authenticity, you know?

Posted by: milquetoast bourgeoisie mortgage-paying neighbor in flyover country at February 20, 2020 02:50 PM (TPgeI)

455 Omar, single handily, creates new democrat constituency

nuttin muzzes can't do

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 02:50 PM (rpxSz)

456 452 All I know is second look at Ilhan's bro, amirite?
Posted by: Cory Booker at February 20, 2020 02:50 PM (yL25O)

Well, he'd definitely get a pardon from me!

Posted by: Pete, Mayor of Sodom at February 20, 2020 02:51 PM (NgKpN)

457 But yeah, nothing but fucking winning all the way down
Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 02:49 PM (77WPm)
++++++++++
There have been many accomplishments in many areas - but draining the swamp ain't one of them.

Yes, yes, I know that a lot of these ratfuckers have been driven out of their jobs, but the misbehavior of "the swamp" continues not only unchecked, but even more loudly and publicly than ever.

We have plenty of winning, but not in this vital area. It might be unwinnable. I don't know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 02:51 PM (I2dne)

458 I can't wait until nothing comes of this.



#Winning

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 20, 2020 02:51 PM (4e+hS)

459 Breaking: Trump Said Doody

Posted by: Charlie Rangel (D) at February 20, 2020 02:52 PM (ScEe1)

460 He ain't heavy (when he's on top), he's my brother.

Posted by: Omar at February 20, 2020 02:52 PM (q1Pj5)

461 > The truck was carrying glowing radioactive material.

I remember that. The women were grinding it up and using it as a cosmetic.

Posted by: Fatwa Knows Best at February 20, 2020 02:52 PM (Ewo9R)

462 447 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"

one rung below a Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 02:52 PM (rpxSz)

463 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...


**********

I'm expanding my business

Posted by: The Man With Two Brains at February 20, 2020 02:52 PM (m45I2)

464 435 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...


********

I guess it makes a difference whether it was bathed in formaldehyde

...or in a nutrient-rich electrolytically ballanced, temperature-regulated solution with low-level electrical stimlation.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 02:47 PM (m45I2)

THEY SAVED JOE BIDEN'S BRAIN!*


*For some reason.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

465 427 I'm guessing Queef Ellison ignored all of the footage released by James O'Keefe, then.
Posted by: Sponge
---------
He knows all about them and probably more. Remember, it's all about the re-direct rope-a-dope. Just like everything else leftists try and do all the time - it's a right-wing conspiracy, or Trump is a tyrant, etc., etc. Straight propagandists through and through.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2020 02:53 PM (RcLFK)

466 459 Breaking: Trump Said Doody
Posted by: Charlie Rangel (D) at February 20, 2020 02:52 PM (ScEe1)

No, I said whose your DADDY!

idiot.

Posted by: Trump! at February 20, 2020 02:53 PM (NgKpN)

467 There have been many accomplishments in many areas - but draining the swamp ain't one of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 02:51 PM (I2dne)

Progress, on some areas, cannot be denied. Judges? Trump and Turtle. Anything else? Trump, alone.

Swamp draining? Bringing to justice the people who ran an illegal counter-intel op against the opposition party candidate for POTUS, and then a palace coup after he was elected?

Not who we are, I suppose.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 02:54 PM (77WPm)

468 Her faaaabulous brother:

https://tinyurl.com/tmzxeo3
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 02:28 PM (ptqGC)
.........

Is that for real? Deport his happy ass.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 02:54 PM (v0R5T)

469 There was a case many years ago where a guy who worked for a medical school went to NYC to pick up a box of human heads. He left the box in the car when he went to do another errand, and sure enough, someone bashed out the window and stole the box.

They found the box sitting on the sidewalk a few blocks away. Heh.

One may hope that it scared the thief straight, but probably it didn't.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020


*
*

A couple of times in the '80s, I delivered packages to one of our local hospitals . . . both from an Alzheimer's Disease research center in California. Both packages were just about large enough to contain a human head.

Another time I had to bring a fresh liver (presumably a cow's) to a private address on my route. It was in a cardboard box and wrapped in plastic, but the woman who answered the door asked me to pop open the box to be sure it was all correct. (Liver looks horrible.)

Our company, Purolator, in those days would transport anything, including live animals. ONn guy, who had a cleanliness fetish, had white lab rats in ventilated shipping cages in his truck. One day they got loose.

He fled the truck and quit on the spot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 02:54 PM (Ejm1K)

470 > THEY SAVED JOE BIDEN'S BRAIN!*


Well, it's not like it would take up a lot of space. Why not?

Posted by: Fatwa Knows Best at February 20, 2020 02:54 PM (Ewo9R)

471 Things their neighbors heard.



Mom! He came in my ass again!

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:55 PM (HALdu)

472 Flowers in the Khat , ick.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 02:55 PM (rxtQa)

473 Although illegal nothing she did is really her fault. The blame is on the patriarchy and anyone of European descent.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 20, 2020 02:55 PM (DB16e)

474 447 WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"
........

The one who owns a spear?

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 02:56 PM (v0R5T)

475 If my sister looked like Hedy Lamarr

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 02:56 PM (rpxSz)

476 i cannot stop laughing at this trump ad

https://tinyurl.com/sq2tsm7

Posted by: a woman at February 20, 2020 02:56 PM (sI15f)

477 Things their neighbors heard.




Your sister is not a goat, wear a rubber

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:56 PM (HALdu)

478 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

Definitely meant for Buttigear. The robot's bioware will be complete.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:56 PM (vEIlU)

479 Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:55 PM (HALdu)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 02:56 PM (WI7YS)

480 > THEY SAVED JOE BIDEN'S BRAIN!*
........

Steel plate FTW.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

481 Is that for real? Deport his happy ass.
______________

According to Powerline, he's already gone from the U.S.

But his criminal sister and her spawn are still here, laughing in our faces about how easy it is to lie, cheat, and take advantage of us stupid Americans.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 02:57 PM (k4dH2)

482
Mom! He came in my ass again!
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:55 PM (HALdu)


It's only a creampie hun. It's all the rage now. You'll be fine.

Just record it an put it on the internet.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 02:57 PM (OgMeV)

483 You guys all sound like Marriage Truthers

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 02:57 PM (ScEe1)

484 20 Anyone believe anything will come of this?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (6XlcD)

Not me. She will continue to stonewall the public and press on this topic. It will be hard to prove in Federal Court that she is not who she claims to be, and that she married her blood brother. To prove those charges, absent a confession, prosecutors will ultimately have to prove Somali birth records and/or refugee camp registration records were knowingly falsified. I wish the prosecutors success with that, but am not hopeful.

Posted by: Gref at February 20, 2020 02:57 PM (AMIL/)

485 Gotta love the Daily Mail and the ever so subtly picture choices.

Plus, you know, the sidebar.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

486 I hope this scrunt get's thrown out of congress and air mailed to Somalia. Bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (lBeMA)

487 Milking the system in a new way. Yeah Omar. I am sure the rest of the squad and Nahncee will be asked by the media to denounce this behavior. Right? Right?

Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (tkNkP)

488

Hope for Prisoners speech by Trump soon, Live.

He never stops.

He loves this country.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (vEIlU)

489 How do you not immediately deport this person? It's not even a question of immigration fraud.

Posted by: Blago at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (sjTfF)

490 475 If my sister looked like Hedy Lamarr
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 02:56 PM (rpxSz)

That's HEDLY!

Posted by: Hedly Lamarr at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (Izzlo)

491 Things their neighbors heard.


Mom! He came in my ass again!
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:55 PM (HALdu)

What's with all the foul language on this board?

Gotcha. You said the same thing about me yesterday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (WI7YS)

492 473 Although illegal nothing she did is really her fault. The blame is on the patriarchy and anyone of European descent.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 20, 2020 02:55 PM (DB16e)

And now you know why we think like we do about our Women.

Oh, and Death to America!

Posted by: Ayatollah Al Blewupski at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (NgKpN)

493 It's only a creampie hun. It's all the rage now. You'll be fine.

Just record it an put it on the internet.
Posted by: Sponge at February



heh

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (HALdu)

494
Minneapolis hasn't been the same since MTM left.
Posted by: Lady in Black


I hate spunk!

Posted by: Lou Grant at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (aKsyK)

495 475 If my sister looked like Hedy Lamarr
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 02:56 PM (rpxSz)

That's Headly

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 02:58 PM (l4C/z)

496 laughing in our faces about how easy it is to lie, cheat, and take advantage of us stupid Americans.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 02:57 PM (k4dH2)


Just watched a Combat! episode guest starring James Coburn about that very topic. Suckers!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 02:59 PM (q1Pj5)

497 Trump up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 02:59 PM (vEIlU)

498 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...


********

Well, I'm of two minds about this!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 02:59 PM (m45I2)

499 Try her in Jackson's court! No problemo.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2020 02:59 PM (+fPHo)

500 What's with all the foul language on this board?

Gotcha. You said the same thing about me yesterday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February


In english?

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 02:59 PM (HALdu)

501 It's almost like Omar's culture has no moral compass.

"Que haram, haram... "

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 20, 2020 02:59 PM (uM6CE)

502 The Squad:

A Liar
A Dumbshit
A......who's the 3rd one again?

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 02:59 PM (OgMeV)

503

John Ponder? full pardon

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:00 PM (vEIlU)

504 Mike Bloomberg supports Ms Omar and her diversity.

Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 03:00 PM (Tnijr)

505 Her brother/husband looks really zesty.

Posted by: Engelwood at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM (FI0KD)

506 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

*********

In New England we don't send them via truck, because as you know...


...the brains in Maine are mainly on the train!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM (m45I2)

507 my question: why hasn't she been stoned to death? bigamy, divorce, a Christian marriage and now adultry.

Posted by: Susan D Harms at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM (Qp2wC)

508 480 > THEY SAVED JOE BIDEN'S BRAIN!*

...

Someone stole the one marked ABNORMAL and put it in a monster, so the collection was incomplete.

Posted by: Abby Normal at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM (yL25O)

509 Minneapolis hasn't been the same since MTM left.
Posted by: Lady in Black

I hate spunk!
Posted by: Lou Grant at February 20, 2020


*
*

Murray: "Who would be stupid enough to do a thing like that?"

Ted Baxter [entering]: "Hi, guys!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM (Ejm1K)

510 @RobGeorge

The "fat broad" and "horse-faced lesbian" line that Elizabeth Warren quoted Mike Bloomberg referring to women: It's part of a joke about the British Royal Family in a 1990 gag book called "The Wit and Wisdom of Mike Bloomberg." Does the context matter?

snip~

The comments Warren was referring to were seemingly in reference to a 1990 booklet that documented the 'Wit and Wisdom' of Bloomberg's alleged sayings compiled by his former colleagues and employees for his birthday.

According to the book of one-liners, Bloomberg made the comments while apparently referring to Queen Elizabeth’s children. ‘The Royal family – what a bunch of misfits – a gay, an architect, that horsey faced lesbian and a kid who gave up Koo Stark for some fat broad,’ Bloomberg was quoted saying in the book.

https://tinyurl.com/uq4lbsm

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM (cF8AT)

511 Her brother/husband looks really zesty.
Posted by: Engelwood at February


Is it brusband or hother?

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM (HALdu)

512 She will continue to stonewall the public and press on this topic.

Stonewall the press?! They're busy writing stories on how "Ilhan Omar Focuses On Family Issues"

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM (NpvYf)

513 Speaking of the Daily Mail, the German shooter of Moslems was nuts too...
https://tinyurl.com/w74hfkf

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM (TQ/zJ)

514
Is that for real? Deport his happy ass.
Posted by: wth

======

He split the US for the UK about 10 years ago and is now lying low.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:02 PM (M9ntN)

515 I will be shocked if she is ever held accountable.

The deep state has bigger fish to fry.

Posted by: Thatch at February 20, 2020 03:02 PM (qWceQ)

516 old piece at cbn

Jon Ponder was an inmate that was given a second chance and he says it did not come from a prison reform program, but from the hand of God.

"I invited Jesus to be the Lord of my life and life just went in a 180-degree turn," Ponder told Fox and Friends.

President Trump honored Ponder and the work he is doing with prison inmates during the National Day of Prayer Thursday.

---

I guess Trump is pardoning him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:02 PM (vEIlU)

517 Her brother/husband looks really zesty.
Posted by: Engelwood at February


Is it brusband or hother?
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM

He's also apparently quite ghey.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2020 03:03 PM (lBeMA)

518
Perversity is our strength!

Freedom is slavery!

This arrogant weirdo is an American!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 20, 2020 03:03 PM (7JWMu)

519 An act of love.

Posted by: JEB!! at February 20, 2020 03:03 PM (BRpqW)

520
my question: why hasn't she been stoned to death? bigamy, divorce, a Christian marriage and now adultry.
Posted by: Susan D Harms at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM (Qp2wC)

-------

Because she's fighting the West. Jihadists get to break the rules. Same reason the Muslims don't object to Linda Sarsour (Soon to be Linda Sarsour, D-Brooklyn) organizing pussy hat marches.

They know when to keep quiet and roll with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:03 PM (fUqBx)

521 Can we get a burning ass for stories like this?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 20, 2020 03:03 PM (rLZe7)

522 Obama's Aunt never got deported either after flaunting the law. Even worse is she was on public assistance. Her nephew was the President and she was illegal and on public assistance.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:04 PM (rxtQa)

523 Somehow, this is Trump's fault.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2020 03:04 PM (lBeMA)

524 >>WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"


Like a Somali Al Sharpton?

Likely someone who is well-known and well-connected whom the locals go to for assistance, i.e. he knows most people in the community and probably has assisted them sort out some matter.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

525
That's HEDLY!
Posted by: Hedly Lamarr


He ain't Hedly, he's my brother.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at February 20, 2020 03:04 PM (aKsyK)

526 Is it brusband or hother?
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 03:01 PM

Spouseling?

Posted by: Engelwood at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (FI0KD)

527 Poll nude.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (3sOO0)

528 Like a Somali Al Sharpton?

Likely someone who is well-known and well-connected whom the locals go to for assistance, i.e. he knows most people in the community and probably has assisted them sort out some matter.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020


*
*

A Somali Godfather.

"Your godfather asks that you do this little thing, this favor, for him. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (Ejm1K)

529 Spouseling?
Posted by: Engelwood at February



heh

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (HALdu)

530
my question: why hasn't she been stoned to death? bigamy, divorce, a Christian marriage and now adultry.
Posted by: Susan D Harms

======

Minnesota Somalis probably would if they could, as they reportedly hate her -- she's a bully and a disgrace. It's a tad interesting that one of them is going on the record. Up until now, they've talked, but only anonymously.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (M9ntN)

531 The last two Ace of Spades posts can be summarized:

The US Government, many of their Judges and Elected Officials, are corrupt, brazen lawbreakers, and will NEVER be made to pay for their crimes.

Berman is a corrupt thug. She has pissed all over the law, and pissed all over her position.

Nur is a corrupt foreign-born thug.

Both are untouchable by legal means. Untouchable.

Because they are both DEMOCRATS. One party gets passes from felonious activity on a consistent basis.


This country is over. Done. Get it through your head and stock up on necessary supplies while they are still available and normal cost.

A corrupt US Rep in a single district is bad, but it by itself is only a single data point.

When a Federal Judge can be so openly corrupt and lawless, so fundamentally wrong on the basics of applying standard law defined over the last century, and the press and one major political party cover for her, it's all over, folks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (sy5kK)

532 524 >>WTF is a "Somali Community Leader"


Like a Somali Al Sharpton?

Likely someone who is well-known and well-connected whom the locals go to for assistance, i.e. he knows most people in the community and probably has assisted them sort out some matter.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

Somali community leader?

They throw the first stone, its a GREAT Honor.

Posted by: Ayatollah Al Blewupski at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (NgKpN)

533 Nood. Sorry.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (3sOO0)

534 old brother from another mother





new fucker from mom

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (HALdu)

535 >>my question: why hasn't she been stoned to death? bigamy, divorce, a Christian marriage and now adultry.



"Maruna" = violating sharia to fool the west
https://tinyurl.com/y6fqytpv

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (bDqIh)

536 Obama's Aunt never got deported either after flaunting the law. Even worse is she was on public assistance. Her nephew was the President and she was illegal and on public assistance.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:04 PM (rxtQa)

And Fredo was probably born in the USA but committed Fraud when he lied about his country of origin on his college scholorship forms. Illegal as hell

Posted by: Farmer Mike at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (nRk/c)

537 320 @keithellison

I have never seen @BernieSanders supporters being unusually mean or rude. Can someone send me an example of a "Bernie Bro" being bad. Also, are we holding all candidates responsible for the behavior of some of their supporters? Waiting to hear.


@SteveScalise 9 minutes ago

I can think of an example.


Keith was burn over 90% of his body...

Posted by: Tami



I'm sure Minnesota has some fine people. Some of them post here. Your 'ruling class' are some dumb motherfxxxers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (vN4+Q)

538 noodpolls

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (UZ8BZ)

539 test yawn.

Posted by: proof of spoof at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (B+t5k)

540 Another wrinkle in her immigration fraud case, besides statute of limitations, is that she was naturalized at age 17.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (JNvJM)

541 central nood

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (TQ/zJ)

542 How do you say "Honk, Honk" in Somali?

Posted by: Disgraced Senator Al Franken at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (2Mnv1)

543 Noodus Wisconsin poll

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (Ejm1K)

544 According to the book of one-liners, Bloomberg made the comments while apparently referring to Queen Elizabeth's children. 'The Royal family -- what a bunch of misfits -- a gay, an architect, that horsey faced lesbian and a kid who gave up Koo Stark for some fat broad,' Bloomberg was quoted saying in the book.
________________

Gotta agree with Mini Mike that Princess Anne is horsey-faced, but is she a lesbian? She's been married a couple of times and has kids, so seems unlikely.

And the Duchess of Pork, a/k/a Fergie, has been a fatty at some points of her life, but Koo Stark is a fatty now, and for that matter so is Andrew, so it all evened out, so to speak.

And I've seen photos of Mini Mike's own horsey daughter, who is no great beauty herself, so he should probably keep his yap shut about other people's kids.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (k4dH2)

545 Obama's Aunt never got deported either after flaunting the law. Even worse is she was on public assistance. Her nephew was the President and she was illegal and on public assistance.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:04 PM (rxtQa)
.........

Auntie Petunia!

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

546 He split the US for the UK about 10 years ago and is now lying low.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:02 PM (M9ntN)
.........

Elmi has left the building.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

547 lol, Trump listing all of the liars, starting with Comey

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (vEIlU)

548 Does the goat get an afterglow smoke? The U.N. probably has some pertinent regulations.

Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (RuIsu)

Hawaiian Judge Amy Berman Jackson Declares That Roger Stone Caused The House Report On Russian Collusion to be " " " Incorrect " " ", Sentences Him to 40 Months in Prison

"Incorrect?"

In what way, #Resistance Fighter?

Was it not all that you wanted it to be? Was it not fulfilling?

Did it not scratch you where you Orange Man Bad itched?

Have you not heard of the Mueller Report, which similarly "incorrectly" concluded that Russia Collusion was a hoax all along?

Do you not accept that finding? Are you a conspiracy theorist?

During the hearing, the judge stated -- flat-out said -- that Stone deserved a long sentence because his "lie" caused the Mueller Report to be "incorrect," by which she means, "It did not deliver what CNN and MSNBC promised me it would deliver, and I'm here to rectify that."

So, yes, Stone is being sentenced by a Trump-deranged Russian Collusion Truther.

She will not accept the Mueller Report as proof there was never any "collusion," and she's decided that the man standing before her, Roger Stone, is the reason that her paranoid fantasies were not proven to be true.


Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein)

BREAKING: Judge sentences Roger Stone to 3 years, 4 months in prison for impeding Trump-Russia investigation

Apparently this Hawaiian Judge applied the Rachel Maddow Sentencing Enhancement following the Don Lemon Rules of Criminal Procedure.

Posted by: Ace at 12:50 PM




Comments

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1 Where's my axe handle?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (l4C/z)

2 After interviewing Don Lemon with it, I need to interview this judge next.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (l4C/z)

3
I can NOT believe I read the damn content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (M9ntN)

4
>>His obstruction, she says, "led to an inaccurate, incomplete and incorrect report."

=======

Has she told Mueller that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (M9ntN)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (q80AH)

6 So there was no evidence but what was in Roger Stone's head?

In an international conspiracy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (oVJmc)

7 Trump will win.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (vEIlU)

8 The DC court system is now just OrangeManBad Performance Art.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (datdl)

9
Is anyone going to ask Mueller to comment on the "inaccurate, incomplete and incorrect report"?

Maybe Barr will pipe out a few notes?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:53 PM (M9ntN)

10 http://bit.ly/2v3glgP
*******
Judicial Watch Suing FBI For Seth Rich Document

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 12:53 PM (BqBId)

11 After Mueller gets through eating his morning mush, she should inform him.

Perhaps he'll have some time between his nap and his strained peas to do something about that?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:53 PM (j8F0t)

12 OH BULL SH#T

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 12:53 PM (bDqIh)

13 >>His obstruction, she says, "led to an inaccurate, incomplete and incorrect report."

=======

Has she told Mueller that?



Well, she has now. PROGDA was more than happy to deliver her message to the rest of the #ReSisters

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (HaL55)

14 Roger Stone killed her pony

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (G546f)

15 Soooooo, Stone's trial threw the Mueller report askew and is all his fault it failed.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (ZCEU2)

16 The incompetence is breathtaking.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (axyOa)

17 She claimed Stone was a close aide to the President... False.. And she claimed that Stone was covering up for the President .. False and she claimed that the Russia Mueller hoax was "stymied" by Stone... False

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (6XlcD)

18 Democwadic Swolshiwist judge must be appealed just on the basis that she's making shit up

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (nRWPy)

19 It's bloated, corrupt, dishonest, unjust, venal, avaricious, capricious, hateful, criminal, pervert monsters all the way down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (I2dne)

20 Pardon him and move on. The DC Circuit wont be helpful on appeal, as it is chalk full of liberal zealots thanks to Harry Ried.

It is best to kill this issue, and just let them say you pardoned Stone for political reasons. The issue will die soon enough.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (JRaU+)

21 Congratulations to Judge Jackson on her new CNN show!

Posted by: El Kabong at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (datdl)

22 Oh, shut up, you unqualified hag.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (Boy/L)

23 So does he go to jail immediately or is the sentence delayed pending appeal

Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (m1TPL)

24 Heh. I shoulda typed that as #ReeeeeSisters.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (HaL55)

25 She's doing this so that #Resisters can say that the Russia Collusion was in fact NOT debunked because of Stone -- and proof is this sentencing.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (bDqIh)

26 OrangeManBad is the new BlackLivesMatter

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (wCmLp)

27 So some broad is trying to usurp the executive and declare herself High Arbiter of the Mueller fiasco?

Trump should slap the cuffs on her then have her sentence vacated. Not pardoned- cleared from the decks. Then pay Stone damages.

Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Eqkqm)

28 She should give Mueller 60 months....just because.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (X/Pw5)

29 I'd pay to see Amy Klawbitchier and Judge Amy Jackshit in a cat fight

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (G546f)

30 Sorry to go O/T, but here's the Youtube video of The View today.

Matt Gaetz appears at 18:09 (following Liz Warren).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

31
This reminds me of that asshole judge (in Vegas) who gave OJ Simpson a ridiculously long prison sentence for theft to make up for getting away with murder.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (UUva/)

32 So the big question is does he appeal and take his chances at a retrial or go with the 40 months?

Discuss.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (RcLFK)

33 Interesting question for the lawyers out there.

Can a Judge bring outside information into the court, that is not submitted as evidence, and use it as part of a ruling?

or is that pretty much an automatic case for appeal?

As it clearly shows bias against the defendant.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NgKpN)

34 She's a transparent political operative. Any respect her court might otherwise have gotten has been forfeit by her open bias. This should be reversed on appeal and the reversing judge's comment should be "LOLGF."

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

35 There is literally nothing Roger Stone could have conceivably done to impede the "Russian Collusion Investigation."

Stone, VOLUNTARILY, turned over all of his communications to investigators, Jerome Corsi did as well.

And lying to congress?

That's a joke.

This is a travesty.


Trump needs to pardon him now.


Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)

36 Amy Coney Barrett >>> Amy Berman Jackson

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (qaSBO)

37 This explains the "report" that came out yesterday that Trump offered Assange a pardon if he "covered" up the Russia involvement in the leak of the DNC

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (6XlcD)

38
So does he go to jail immediately or is the sentence delayed pending appeal
Posted by: Jen the original

======

I believe she said she was going to delay the execution of the sentence. Look for news on that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (M9ntN)

39 Dammit:

https://tinyurl.com/wxt34jn


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

40
"HOW DARE YOU?! YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY ADULTHOOD WITH YOUR DISHONEST WORDS!"

------ Amy Berman Thunberg

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (fUqBx)

41 I'm all out of adjectives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (UI5zK)

42 23 So does he go to jail immediately or is the sentence delayed pending appeal
Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (m1TPL)

Sentence delayed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (NgKpN)

43 Whom do I sue when this idiocy causes me to develop a brain tumor?

Posted by: Ersatz at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (JAkUG)

44
This explains the "report" that came out yesterday that Trump offered Assange a pardon if he "covered" up the Russia involvement in the leak of the DNC
Posted by: It's me donna

======

Yeah. The Daily Beast deleted their tweet, but not until the Guardian and who-knows-who echoed it out to the edges of the universe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (M9ntN)

45 That's Judge Dr. Amy Jackson!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)

46 OT

Apparently, they don't watch nascar in Russia:

https://tinyurl.com/u3dtlxe

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (Wm5SB)

47 I must consult my attorney, Algonquin Calhoun, on this matter. Surely, after his courtroom drama concerning the seller of the stucco house, and the plaintiff being the Stuckee, he will show more jurisprudence than this Jurist.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (C1Lsn)

48 40
"HOW DARE YOU?! YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY ADULTHOOD WITH YOUR DISHONEST WORDS!"

------ Amy Berman Thunberg
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (fUqBx)



E Pleb Nutjob!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (zBaqJ)

49


Darren Samuelsohn @dsamuelsohn

Jackson: 'He was not prosecuted for standing up for the president. He was prosecuted for covering up for the president.'

...



Sean Davis @seanmdav

Mueller's investigation found there was nothing to cover up for the president, as there was zero evidence of any collusion, but apparently facts don't matter when the judge is a Russian collusion hoaxer.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (vEIlU)

50 Trump needs to pardon him now.

Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)

Unless the appeals process leads to Judge Jackson getting bounced from the bench.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (J+mig)

51 Hawaiian Judge Amy Berman Jackson
.......

She's a horse-faced lesbian.
I Goggled her images, so it's fact.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

52 39 Dammit:

https://tinyurl.com/wxt34jn

Does Whoopie stand on her head and mop the floor with that wig?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (qaSBO)

53 Trump needs to pardon him now.

Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)




nah

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (HALdu)

54 Trump needs to pardon him now.

Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)

Unless the appeals process leads to Judge Jackson getting bounced from the bench.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February





Yes

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (HALdu)

55 Good ole Andy,

Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy

Judge very carefully, and with praise for performance of trial team, imposes on Stone a sentence completely consistent with the shocking, Constitution-shredding, Republic-destroying 36-47 month range Barr DOJ said would be reasonable. Impeach!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (vEIlU)

56 Apparently this Hawaiian Judge applied the Rachel Maddow Sentencing
Enhancement following the Don Lemon Rules of Criminal Procedure.
---
Sounds like a good time for a Presidential pardon to put the judiciary scum in their place.

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (kOpft)

57 When people see transparent lies but can do nothing about it then retribution is on the table. And that retribution can take many forms.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

58 I left out "arrogant" and "entitled."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (I2dne)

59 Roger Stone killed her FUTA pony

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (G546f)
.........

minor edit

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (v0R5T)

60 Just pardon Roger Stone.

Will anyone NOT vote for trump over this?

If anything, it will just make his opponents look even more crazy to the average voter as the "literally Hitler" references will be flying all over the place.

Posted by: Blago at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (sjTfF)

61 Judge Jackson just found her place in the anals of jurisprudence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (UI5zK)

62 Granted, I never really followed this whole case, but still-

"Made the Muller Report incorrect"?
This is some mental Olympics crap.
How can it be totally incorrect because one person lied?

Posted by: Delaforce at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (NLtjD)

63 dare I ask what FUTA means?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)

64 Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow

1. As I've been saying, this Obama judge, Amy Berman Jackson, has demonstrated time and again she should not be handling cases involving the president's past associates. She's not capable of impartial justice.

2. Most other judges handling this case would've been appalled by the conduct of the jury foreman and immediately undertaken an investigation of what transpired in her own courtroom.

3. But Jackson plows ahead, indicating her desire to throw the book at Stone. This is the same judge who put Paul Manafort in solitary confinement.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (vEIlU)

65 Fat Upper...tushie? Area?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (qaSBO)

66 Back, back, back, back, back...

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Amy Berman at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (vtcmf)

67 39 Dammit:

https://tinyurl.com/wxt34jn

Does Whoopie stand on her head and mop the floor with that wig?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (qaSBO)
..........

I've had one of those in my garage for about 10 years. It's full of dust and spiderwebs.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

68 53 Trump needs to pardon him now.

Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)




nah
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (HALdu)

Let the appeal process go through.

If they actually ask him to show up for Jail? THEN commute the sentence to the same amount of time as others who have lied to Congress.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (NgKpN)

69 @50

Forget about appeals, Stone is old, he has no money, his wife is not well, he is not well.


Trump needs to mercifully end Stone's suffering.


It would be a monstrous injustice for Trump to delay what should surely be forthcoming.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (NkeJ4)

70 All we do is take it from these arrogant, corrupt, stunted adolescents. One abuse after another. Getting very tired of it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (H8QX8)

71 Stone refused to give false testimony as demanded by Mueller's Coup. This was part of the failed coup. They also tortured Manfort, who after several torture sessions in solitary, kept refusing their offer to sing for them.


Judge Amy is part of the coup, gagging Stone for a year or so, while the Coup Liars were on CNN all day, after they lied to congress ... and while Strzok and others tried to entrap Trump via their insurance policy. Justice still weeps ... unless the plotters go to prison, for destroying so many patriots, and plotting to destroy the Republic itself. (Judge Amy fully on board the resistance ... needs to hang with the others, not just hang out with them)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (Cus5s)

72 dare I ask what FUTA means?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)
........

Sure, but you REALLY should Google it.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

73 @JackPosobiec

Roger Stone sentenced to 3 1/2 years

Jeffrey Epstein got 13 months in a Palm Beach jail with a day pass

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (cF8AT)

74 "This Comey dude won't stop wandering around here with a boner" ~The Lorax, he speaks for the trees

Posted by: Flyguy at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (3sOO0)

75 tiny bubbles

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Amy Berman at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (vtcmf)

76 Mr. President, pardon him now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Boy/L)

77 LOL impeding. I want to see the statute that makes it illegal for someone to not assist the cops in busting them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

78 Does she get to decide if there is a retrial?

I thought it would go to some appellate judge.. but I read somewhere this morning it would be her decision.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (so+oy)

79 I've had one of those in my garage for about 10 years. It's full of dust and spiderwebs.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (v0R5T)


---------

You rich guys with your "garage"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (UI5zK)

80 dare I ask what FUTA means?

Federal
Unemployment
Tax
Act

FUPA on the other hand. That one's gross.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (9t0Zz)

81 If this was a real, non-political case, in front of an unbiased judge, and in front of an impartial jury, I would say let the appeals process work out.

None of that is true here though. Stone should have never been brought up on charges at all. The investigation should have never started, or should have certainly never gotten to him. Pardon him and move on. Show trials end in political results. Play the political Trump card.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (JRaU+)

82 Can a Judge bring outside information into the court, that is not submitted as evidence, and use it as part of a ruling?
_________________

A judge can take what is called "judicial notice" of facts whose accuracy can be determined from sources whose accuracy can't be reasonably questioned (e.g., legislative records, etc.). A judge can take "judicial notice" of such facts, on her own, at any time in the proceedings.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (k4dH2)

83 Apparently this judge realized there was no good way out of this and decided to go full retard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

84 [i[Jeffrey Epstein got 13 months in a Palm Beach jail with a day pass

Jon Corzine. Still just walking around.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (Boy/L)

85 The judge is corrupt, incompetent, a liar and an ideologue. I'm sorry Stone didn't take his opportunity to speak to say so.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (H8QX8)

86 63 dare I ask what FUTA means?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)

/gentle mode

It's short for 'futanari', which is a Japanese term for a woman who nevertheless has a penis. May or may not also have testicles.

It's a sex fetish thing

/gentle mode off

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (l4C/z)

87 Unless the appeals process leads to Judge Jackson getting bounced from the bench.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February

.....

Which'll happen in what, say.....two weeks?

Get the dude out of jail and back home.

It's a f*cking travesty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (MMC4G)

88 I just don't understand - the Muller report was supposed to be the definitive answer tot he question. And it definitively answered no.

The only question was obstruction of justice, which, given the underlying charge, was simply not true, was absurd.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (+DS2f)

89 Forget about appeals, Stone is old, he has no money, his wife is not well, he is not well.

Trump needs to mercifully end Stone's suffering.

It would be a monstrous injustice for Trump to delay what should surely be forthcoming.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (NkeJ4)

@willchamberlain 2 minutes ago

One thing to keep in mind

Even if Roger Stone wins his motion for a new trial, he'll still be dealing with Judge Jackson and the same, super-biased DC jury pool

The solution here is a pardon, it always has been

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (cF8AT)

90 Good ole Andy,

Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy

Judge very carefully, and with praise for performance of trial team, imposes on Stone a sentence completely consistent with the shocking, Constitution-shredding, Republic-destroying 36-47 month range Barr DOJ said would be reasonable. Impeach!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (vEIlU)

I'm missing something.
Is McCarthy being "ironic?" joking?
What's he saying?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (CqE5x)

91 The sentence is low enough not to be an issue on appeal (middling in the guidelines) AND Jackson gets to spew Marxists talking points AND pivots right back to being a scumbag commissar in a black robe.

There is no reason to respect the federal judiciary.

NONE.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (puu6v)

92 82 Can a Judge bring outside information into the court, that is not submitted as evidence, and use it as part of a ruling?

How quaint. A leftist judge can do anything she wants to do.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (H8QX8)

93 An impeached president CANNOT grant pardons. It's not the law, but it's been a respected tradition throughout the long storied history of our Republic.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (UI5zK)

94 Also, how can the fucking judge say that after they found out that the jury foreman lied about her bias?

That would be considered an incorrect trial, would it not?

Posted by: Delaforce at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (NLtjD)

95 33, Sentencing hearings are usually quite boring affairs and judges are circumspect in what they say in the federal system. What happens is that prior to sentencing, a pre-sentencing report is compiled and the relevant provisions of U.S. Code that the defendant was convicted under. The U.S. Sentencing Commission has created presumptive sentencing ranges for each conviction and this presumptive sentence range also factors in various sentencing enhancement laws such as the Armed Career Criminals Act and so on.

Any sentence outside of the presumptive range is either a downward or upward departure from the guidelines and the judge in the case is required to explain in writing why a sentence outside the range was granted. Both prosecutors and defendants may then appeal such a sentence. Usually prosecutors appeal downward departures while defendants appeal upwards departures. A sentence can only be appealed if a judge departs from the guidelines sentencing range.

Resistance Judge Amy is auditioning for a higher court appointment by the Dems as payback for her shenanigans. I doubt the DC Circuit will be kind to her and her rulings. Given the Trump curse efficacy, Judge Amy's hair will fall out, her nose will grow, and her rulings will be overturned, but mostly the last one.

What would be curious is if Resistance Judge Amy has ex parte contacts via her hubby with the other Resistance figures just like dirty judge Contreas. I'll bet that is so.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (EUDB2)

96

Beer money alert! Over at WZ, they're saying Bloomy is paying $2500 to say nice things about him online.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (UUva/)

97 This is what happens when the "elites" deem you expendable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (vtcmf)

98 How did the house investigation have anything to do with the DOJ investigation?

was that evidence from the trial or did the judge just use evidence from outside the trial as part of a ruling?

If so how is that not grounds for a mistrial or even removal from the bench of the judge?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (b4Y0p)

99 My considered legal opinion is fuck this fucking bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)

100 mob outside the courthouse

nutjobs
paid hacks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (vEIlU)

101 One more time: Behavior like this is doing irreparable harm to the country.

Yeah, I'm looking at you, too, Chris Wray.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (Boy/L)

102 "90 Good ole Andy,

Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy

Judge very carefully, and with praise for performance of trial team, imposes on Stone a sentence completely consistent with the shocking, Constitution-shredding, Republic-destroying 36-47 month range Barr DOJ said would be reasonable. Impeach!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (vEIlU)

I'm missing something.
Is McCarthy being "ironic?" joking?
What's he saying?"

McCarthy still is an unreformed Deep State hack. This is his way of praising the perfections of the federal judicial system despite all evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (puu6v)

103 79 I've had one of those in my garage for about 10 years. It's full of dust and spiderwebs.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (v0R5T)


---------

You rich guys with your "garage"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (UI5zK)

It's a car-hole.
:fist bump:

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (Izzlo)

104 I thought she was just politically biased. I had the naive assumption that she was a TDS-infected, bark at the moon, Trump is literally hitler, loon.


Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, er, I won't be fooled again.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (1CjJc)

105 Hope President Trump pardons him quickly, half just to watch Leftists go bonkers.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (ZCEU2)

106 What did Stone get out this ?

seems like a lot of trouble for nothing

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (rpxSz)

107 ZP: In a shocking move, President Trump's administration announced Thursday that just-sentenced political prankster Roger Stone would be receiving a commutation from the President.

Additionally, Mr. Stone was offered a position in the White House as a "policy implementation advisor" to White House senior advisor Stephen Miller. The offer predated the sentencing, indicating that Mr. Stone went into his sentencing aware of both a commutation and a job offer.
Caught on microphone just before entering the bailiff's vehicle on Thursday, Mr. Stone smiled and briskly said, "Well, you know....it's just beautifully mutated."

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (ZS9TG)

108 I had the naive assumption that she NOT was a TDS-infected, bark at the moon, Trump is literally hitler, loon.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (1CjJc)

109 Interesting that after all that's happened, between this and the Rohrabacher/Assange story, they've pivoting back to "RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA PUTIN PUTIN PUTIN" yet AGAIN.

Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (UnA8+)

110 A judge can take what is called "judicial notice" of facts whose accuracy can be determined from sources whose accuracy can't be reasonably questioned (e.g., legislative records, etc.). A judge can take "judicial notice" of such facts, on her own, at any time in the proceedings.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (k4dH2)

but if a Judge takes 'Judicial Notice' of something that can be disputed?

Does not the Defense have the right to question that decision? And bring evidence to dispute it?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

111 Amy is dreamy, isn't she?

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (NVYyb)

112
AoS (the ol' HQ) was spammed last night by a paid bloomberg stooge:

I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald Trump and get it done.

Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (GtG/j)


That's some damn good spam.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (UUva/)

113 28 She should give Mueller 60 months....just because.
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (X/Pw5)

He should be boiled until al dente.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

114 Does she get to decide if there is a retrial?

Well yes, in the sense that she can do such a screwy, biased, incompetent job that one is inevitable. She could also declare that things are so screwed up that there has to be a retrial. But in this case she decided to strap on that lei and go full Hawaiian Judge, which will guarantee an appeal.

There needs to be consequences for being such a hack that your cases keep being appealed and lost. Demotions, for example.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

115 99 My considered legal opinion is fuck this fucking bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)

--------

Concur with my esteemed colleague

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (UI5zK)

116 Even if Roger Stone wins his motion for a new trial, he'll still be dealing with Judge Jackson and the same, super-biased DC jury pool

The solution here is a pardon, it always has been
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (cF8AT)

Good point. But I would use the pardon to expound upon the larger issues and the competence ad character of the judge.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (H8QX8)

117 That's some damn good spam.

I am sure the Bloomberg campaign spent good money on that bot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

118 Concur with my esteemed colleague
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (UI5zK)

I concur with the concurrence.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (H8QX8)

119 ANDY is saying that Walmart people really do smell.

Posted by: high noon at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (WX+x0)

120 Stone is a mouth-breathing moron who is responsible for a lot of his troubles. But the clear emergence of a judicial system that punishes one party, and not the other, has eroded any illusion most people had about equal justice under the law. This clearly biased judges words made it even worse.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (VpIIl)

121 Over at WZ, they're saying Bloomy is paying $2500 to say nice things about him online.

Posted by: bill in arkansas


He should just create a twitter moniker for himself. Pierre Delecto's been taken, so perhaps Lucky Pierre?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

122 Oops. Hag-sock fail

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (UI5zK)

123 Druid Judge Amy Berman Jackson rolled the chicken bones and then read it's entrails, then gave the sentence. That's legit. I'm satisfied.

-things Puddleglum wished happened instead of the garbage fire of reality.

Really, this is pretty much what she did anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (vN4+Q)

124 Howard Johnson is RIGHT!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (UI5zK)

125 >>He should just create a twitter moniker for himself. Pierre Delecto's been taken, so perhaps Lucky Pierre?



Rusty Trombonist is taken!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (j8F0t)

126 So left wing Judicial philosophy is now just based on OrangeManBad mental illness?

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (cGlgB)

127 I'd invite all you folks that think letting this go on would be a great political chess move to trade places with Roger Stone.
Let you be the one with a multi-year Federal sentence hanging over your head. Then tell me how eager you'd be to "let it all play out".
This shit-show needs to end. Today is not soon enough.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (Y4WlI)

128 That's some damn good spam.

Them bots don't know us very well, do they?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (Boy/L)

129 dare I ask what FUTA means?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)

/gentle mode

It's short for 'futanari', which is a Japanese term for a woman who nevertheless has a penis. May or may not also have testicles.

It's a sex fetish thing

/gentle mode off

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (l4C/z)

Delicious.

Posted by: David French at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (ovHX/)

130 McCarthy still is an unreformed Deep State hack. This is his way of praising the perfections of the federal judicial system despite all evidence to the contrary.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (puu6v)

I'm sick of that pasty putz.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (H8QX8)

131 I'll say good things about Bloomini for $$$$

like, he's so cute and all his jokes are super funny

Call me, Bloomini!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (G546f)

132 So now I guess we get to hear Russia,Russia,Russia again

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (6XlcD)

133 I think Stone had the same basic logic that Comey and others had

Trump would never win and none of this would be checked out

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (rpxSz)

134 Apparently, they don't watch nascar in Russia:

https://tinyurl.com/u3dtlxe
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM


Why would they have to? Have you seen their dash cam footage?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (ejd/p)

135
Is McCarthy being "ironic?" joking?
What's he saying?
Posted by: JoeF.

======

One of two things:

The Barr DOJ itself said 36-47 months was reasonable, and when the judge imposed 40 months, she did so with great care and praise for the trial team. And yet, a bunch of idiots will call it unconstitutional and demand that Trump be impeached.

OR

...And yet, a bunch of Trumpist idiots will demand that the judge be impeached.

??????

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (M9ntN)

136 He impeded an investigation that concluded that there was no there there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

137 but if a Judge takes 'Judicial Notice' of something that can be disputed?

Does not the Defense have the right to question that decision? And bring evidence to dispute it?
______________

Yes, a party can object to the judge taking judicial notice of some fact, if the party makes a timely request for an opportunity to be heard on the matter.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (k4dH2)

138 Who couldn't have seen this coming? It was in the cards all along as soon as Jackson was to be the judge.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (32YRo)

139 Bloomie - You are tall, good looking, generous, witty, and not at all sexist or racist. You have a high opinion of those around you and we all look up to you for your wisdom.

Pls to send check now for saying nice things.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (JRaU+)

140 I'd invite all you folks that think letting this go on would be a great political chess move to trade places with Roger Stone.
Let you be the one with a multi-year Federal sentence hanging over your head. Then tell me how eager you'd be to "let it all play out".
This shit-show needs to end. Today is not soon enough.
Posted by: Shit Happens


This.

Sorry to all that want to play 11 dimensional chess.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (sNYFR)

141 Prager is going over the Socalists debate
http://player.tritondigital.com/1201

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (ZCEU2)

142 112
AoS (the ol' HQ) was spammed last night by a paid bloomberg stooge:

I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald Trump and get it done.

Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (GtG/j)

That's some damn good spam.
Posted by: Soothsayer



Wow! That is almost convincing! I may vote for Bloomie now because of her, but first....

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (vN4+Q)

143 131 I'll say good things about Bloomini for $$$$

like, he's so cute and all his jokes are super funny

.....

He's the tallest, dreamiest midget I know!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (MMC4G)

144 131 I'll say good things about Bloomini for $$$$

like, he's so cute and all his jokes are super funny

Call me, Bloomini!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (G546f)

-----------

And he smells like a summer rain!

KA-CHHHHIINNG!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (UI5zK)

145 If a defendant requests a new trial because they believe the jury was tainted and the judge allowed the trial to conclude and sentenced the defendant any way why would a successful appeal result in a new trial with the same judge?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (m1TPL)

146 Schiff is doing a victory lap on Twitter over Stone. Judge Nap sez Schiff is trying to lay the basis for another impeachment sham.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (ptqGC)

147 I think Cathy Alvarez won last night's spam-fest. She demonstrated she has the spam-fu to defeat Trump and get it done!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (qaSBO)

148 @MikeBloomberg

Mike Bloomberg Retweeted Donald J. Trump

Shouldn't you be pardoning Roger Stone, you #carnivalbarkingclown?

@realDonaldTrump

"I don’t think there’s any chance whatsoever of Senator Sanders defeating President Trump.” Mini Mike Bloomberg. Mini, there’s even less chance, especially after watching your debate performance last night, of you winning the Democrat nomination...But I hope you do!

12:54 PM - 20 Feb 2020


Good Lord, Bloomberg is painful....

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

149 Ok. Two billion dollars to each candidate that ends their campaign by noon tomorrow.

Posted by: What I'd like Bloomy to say at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (Tnijr)

150 That's some damn good spam.

-- said nobody outside Hawaii ever

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

151 It's just about this time that someone in the Trump administration needs to start some kind of double-top-secret "hand sign." Admin officials flash it surreptitiously whenever they know they'll be photographed.


Media mindfuck status: Initiated.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (ZS9TG)

152 I dunno. How long do we keep trying these cases in DC where both the judge and jury are political operatives who aren't focused on the law, but political retribution.

McCabe was referred for prosecution by the IG, and the Deep State System, said "nah, bro".

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (rLZe7)

153

But shirley you must give credit for the name "Cathy Alvarez."

Woman -- check.
Latina -- check.

And the message was that of a reasonable, moderate.
The problem is it's so obviously a campaign-generated slogan -- "Mike can get it done."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (UUva/)

154 Apparently, they don't watch nascar in Russia:

https://tinyurl.com/u3dtlxe
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM

Why would they have to? Have you seen their dash cam footage?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Their dashcam footage is the bomb.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (sNYFR)

155 120 Stone is a mouth-breathing moron who is responsible for a lot of his troubles.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (VpIIl)

Hardly. He's just a cocky guy with a loose tongue who in no way deserves this shitstorm. This about intimidation. They pick off characters at the fringes and then move inward. They could do to anybody what they did to Stone.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (H8QX8)

156 The democrats are so dark and dreary and unhappy and unfulfilled and dissatisfied and anxiety filled and and and
Then you look at the people at a Trump rally. How is their any choice to be made? Huge majority of people say they are happy with how their lives are going. Why would they vote for a democrat?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (QzF6i)

157 It's short for 'futanari', which is a Japanese term for a woman who nevertheless has a penis. May or may not also have testicles.


so having sex with futamari is futomaki ??

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (rpxSz)

158 Good ole Andy,

Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy

Judge very carefully, and with praise for performance of trial team, imposes on Stone a sentence completely consistent with the shocking, Constitution-shredding, Republic-destroying 36-47 month range Barr DOJ said would be reasonable. Impeach!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (vEIlU)

I'm missing something.
Is McCarthy being "ironic?" joking?
What's he saying?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (CqE5x)


This is why Levin stopped having him on his show.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (y7DUB)

159 Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

160 I wouldn't bet on a pardon before the election. Dems would prattle on endlessly about it for months and try to turn the election entirely into a referendum on a single pardon.

The appeal process probably won't be done by then anyway.

Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (gDSJf)

161 You losers are losing losers.
Bloomie totally did not pay me to say that.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (aS1PU)

162 What's that? Hawaiian noises? Banging on the bongo....

Posted by: Dire straits at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Vy7tf)

163 I'm purchasing Milo's book on this trial. It will probably make me sick but I think it will be worth it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (H8QX8)

164 but if a Judge takes 'Judicial Notice' of something that can be disputed?

Does not the Defense have the right to question that decision? And bring evidence to dispute it?
______________

Yes, a party can object to the judge taking judicial notice of some fact, if the party makes a timely request for an opportunity to be heard on the matter.

But remember who it is who is going to decide the issue: the very same judge who first decided to take judicial notice of the fact in the first place. So what do you think the chances are that she is going to reverse herself?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (k4dH2)

165 So now I guess we get to hear Russia,Russia,Russia again

-
Well, it is a classic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

166 82, No, that is incorrect. A judge may take "judicial notice" only of facts that are not in dispute--e.g. the National Weather Service at the airport had 2 inches of total rain on Wed, Sept. 23, 2019.

Judicial notice is designed to save time during witness examination so that every single fact does not have to be introduced at court.

From the media coverage, it appears that Judge Amy is instead auditioning. And btw, a judge can be removed from a retrial depending on the case facts brought forward in the appeal.

What needs to be investigated is the "random" assignment of Resistance Judge Amy to these cases. There is probably a rat in the Clerk's Office doing this.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (EUDB2)

167 I'll say here what I said on the Twats:

I want a pardon now and I want someone to go down there and throw it in her face. Actually, physically throw it in her face.

Fuck you, war.

Oh by the by.

New Drift Compatible podcast. Link in nic.

WITH KURT SCHLICHTER.

Remember, headphones over the headphones.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)

168 Can't figure out is Bloomie a Oompa Loopa or a Munchkin

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ZCEU2)

169 146 Schiff is doing a victory lap on Twitter over Stone. Judge Nap sez Schiff is trying to lay the basis for another impeachment sham.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Yay! Bug Eyes and Little Fat Man IV: Impeachment Boogaloo!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (vN4+Q)

170 Over at WZ, they're saying Bloomy is paying $2500 to say nice things about him online.

I would take that money. $2500 is a lot and I can come up with all sorts of nice stuff to say that doesn't help him a damned bit in an election.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

171 Matt Gaetz great on The View - thanks for the link, Jane!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)

172 Our three houses-

Double wide.
Hen house.
Tree house.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Vy7tf)

173 Ok. Two billion dollars to each candidate that ends their campaign by noon tomorrow.

-------

Last night's debate would seem to suggest that may be Bloomberg's only remaining play. Something along those lines is probably being discussed with his campaign manager at this moment.

I mean, hell - Empress Thundershart got Bernzhev to endorse her for the price of... a lake house. It's not like these sooper-principled Dems are very expensive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (fUqBx)

174 (@RepAdamSchiff)

Roger Stone was found guilty of lying to Congress and threatening a witness. He did it to cover up for Trump. His sentence is justified. It should go without saying, but to pardon Stone when his crimes were committed to protect Trump would be a breathtaking act of corruption.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (ptqGC)

175 I've been known to make Hawaiian noises.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (vtcmf)

176 Came up with a pseudo-Spanish Phrygian kinda thing on my acoustic guitar. Doesn't sound half bad.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

177 >>Roger Stone was found guilty of lying to Congress and threatening a witness. He did it to cover up for Trump. His sentence is justified. It should go without saying, but to pardon Stone when his crimes were committed to protect Trump would be a breathtaking act of corruption.


Now do Seth Rich and Bill Clinton!

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (j8F0t)

178 >>New Drift Compatible podcast. Link in nic.



WITH KURT SCHLICHTER.



Oooh, fun!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (bDqIh)

179 Jane D'oh

Here we go...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (6XlcD)

180 168 Can't figure out is Bloomie a Oompa Loopa or a Munchkin

The Oompa Loompas sounded pretty Bloomberg-y. Bloompa-Bloompas.

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (qaSBO)

181 I visited New York City many times while Bloomberg was mayor and no one tried to shit on me. I can has money now?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Izzlo)

182 I have no doubt the Swamp and Amy Jackson included did this to Stone just hoping President Trump pardons him so they can raise a stink.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ZCEU2)

183 Matt Gaetz great on The View - thanks for the link, Jane!


Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)


Yeah, he was very, very good. And not bad on the eyes, either!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ptqGC)

184 What needs to be investigated is the "random" assignment of Resistance Judge Amy to these cases.

Yeah I want to peel back that lid and look at the process of who got to do these trials. Maybe there's so many psychotic leftist twerps in the area that the odds are one will get the job but I strongly suspect that there was a thumb on the scales here. And I suspect there long has been.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

185 182 Berman

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ZCEU2)

186 >>173
Ok. Two billion dollars to each candidate that ends their campaign by noon tomorrow.


"...except for you, Pete. You'd probably waste yours on hookers and bl...whatever it is your kind of people waste your money on."

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ZS9TG)

187 Michael Bloomberg is the Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Human Being I have ever Known in my Life.

Okay where's my $2500?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (Kpl3J)

188 "I dunno. How long do we keep trying these cases in DC where both the
judge and jury are political operatives who aren't focused on the law,
but political retribution."


I haven't heard one politician and very few pundits even talk about this. The USDC of DC isn't just useless, it's does more harm to the judicial process then anything else. Why do we even have it? Disband it.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (4thlk)

189 I'll be offering $100 to the Moron who comes up with the best name for Bernie Sanders. Watch future threads for details!

Posted by: Miguelito Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UI5zK)

190 167 I'll say here what I said on the Twats:

I want a pardon now and I want someone to go down there and throw it in her face. Actually, physically throw it in her face.

Fuck you, war.

Oh by the by.

New Drift Compatible podcast. Link in nic.

WITH KURT SCHLICHTER.

Remember, headphones over the headphones.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)

Ohhhhh...this is going to be GOOD one...

I'll get the towels and water bottles

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (l4C/z)

191 Mark Rich...damn.

Mixing up my Pardons and my Murder Victims.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (j8F0t)

192 So Judge Amy gets by with Judicial activism. This has been working very well for the Communists, so why not expand the practice? How do we stop this?

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (90T4r)

193 Concur with my esteemed colleague
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (UI5zK)

I concur with the concurrence.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM


I concur with my learned brethren.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (ejd/p)

194 Roger Stone is so powerful that he was able to thwart Mueller and his band of Heroes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (hLRSq)

195 186 >>173
Ok. Two billion dollars to each candidate that ends their campaign by noon tomorrow.


"...except for you, Pete. You'd probably waste yours on hookers and bl...whatever it is your kind of people waste your money on."
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ZS9TG)

Rent boys and blow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

196 169 146 Schiff is doing a victory lap on Twitter over Stone. Judge Nap sez Schiff is trying to lay the basis for another impeachment sham.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Yay! Bug Eyes and Little Fat Man IV: Impeachment Boogaloo!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (vN4+Q)

Sacksville Baginses!

Posted by: Gaffer Gamgee at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

197 182 I have no doubt the Swamp and Amy Jackson included did this to Stone just hoping President Trump pardons him so they can raise a stink.
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ZCEU2)

Schiff-head's impeachment finger is already twitching.

Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UnA8+)

198 His obstruction, she says, "led to an inaccurate, incomplete and incorrect report."

=======

Has she told Mueller that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (M9ntN)

has this fucking scrunt notified congress?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (8D42x)

199 172 Our three houses-

Double wide.
Hen house.
Tree house.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Vy7tf)

you left out freestanding exterior water closet

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (rpxSz)

200 Two billion dollars to each candidate that ends their campaign by noon tomorrow.

They are cheaper than that. Bloomy can probably get them to bail for a couple mill each. And for him, that's pocket change.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

201 190 167 I'll say here what I said on the Twats:

I want a pardon now and I want someone to go down there and throw it in her face. Actually, physically throw it in her face.

Fuck you, war.

Oh by the by.

New Drift Compatible podcast. Link in nic.

WITH KURT SCHLICHTER.

Remember, headphones over the headphones.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)

Ohhhhh...this is going to be GOOD one...

I'll get the towels and water bottles
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (l4C/z)

That explains the four-state brownout.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

202 I'll be offering $100 to the Moron who comes up with the best name for Bernie Sanders. Watch future threads for details!
Posted by: Miguelito Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UI5zK)


Mike Bloomberg lite.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (aS1PU)

203 Mike Bloomberg smells like buffalo hoof.


I like buffalo hoof.

Posted by: Shuffling Old Man Tim Conway at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (R6TDb)

204 wouldn't bet on a pardon before the election. Dems would prattle on endlessly about it for months and try to turn the election entirely into a referendum on a single pardon.

The appeal process probably won't be done by then anyway.
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (gDSJf)


Definitely not done by November. Is he out on bail during appeal?

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

205 President Trump on Wednesday morning November 4th, 2020:
Do you renounce Satan?
Trump: Yes, I renounce Satan.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (pw+jk)

206 The appeal process probably won't be done by then anyway.
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (gDSJf)

and based only on the Tainted Juror, there's plenty of grounds for appeal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Kpl3J)

207 @realDSteinberg
5m5 minutes ago
MoreDavid Steinberg Retweeted Joe Gabriel Simonson
Predictions:

1. Trump will take Minnesota.

2. @GOP will flip 2 or 3 House seats there. (CD2 and CD7 are locks to flip.)

3. @IlhanMN's issues may not flip CD5, but she will step down, and the "Who knew what, and when?" that follows will ensnare @keithellison and others.


(This is the MN reporter that's uncovered all the dirt on Omar)

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (cF8AT)

208 I just don't understand - the Muller report was
supposed to be the definitive answer tot he question. And it
definitively answered no.



The only question was obstruction of justice, which, given the underlying charge, was simply not true, was absurd.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (+DS2f)


That's not how it works, ever has worked, or ever will work.

Nothing is "definitively answered" by a report over four hundred pages long. Anyone can read anything they want into a document of such length.

That's how the game is played.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Y4WlI)

209 So Mueller just accepts liars stories as the truth?

Yep. And he's been doing that for his entire career probably.

Hey Bob...I got a great deal for you on this car. Driven by a little old lady to the supermarket....

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Y274z)

210 What' with the vituperativness of Mike Bloomberg?
Yes, I get that he doesn't like "carnival barking clown" making fun of his height, but there seems to be something more there. I mean, he has more money than Trump and never got into the race for Pres.before but he's that upset about China or Trump gave him a wedgie or something when they both lived in NYC?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (WI7YS)

211 So Barr recommended 3-4 years.

Jackson gave him 3-4 years.

Obviously, Barr must resign and Trump be impeached, or something.

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (WLFKo)

212 Jackson is a Deep State cunt, but this travesty makes Fat Billy Bagpipes look even more despicable. And that's quite an accomplishment.

Posted by: PacosMojo at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (4qPzp)

213 >>WITH KURT SCHLICHTER.


Did he do the podcast with a bloody sock?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (j8F0t)

214 168 Can't figure out is Bloomie a Oompa Loopa or a Munchkin
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ZCEU2

Lollipop guild

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (ONvIw)

215 190 Ohhhhh...this is going to be GOOD one...

I'll get the towels and water bottles
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (l4C/z)

A little bit of the ol' Onanism, eh?

Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (UnA8+)

216 >>Mike Bloomberg smells like buffalo hoof.


Elizabeth Warren's Tribe uses EVERY Part of the Buffalo Penis.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (j8F0t)

217 Wow! That is almost convincing! I may vote for Bloomie now because of her, but first....


******

...she will bloomie!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (m45I2)

218 Mike Bloomberg's devotion to saving this country from Donald Trump is what motivates him in spite of all the short jokes. Besides, he's not that short.

Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Tnijr)

219 214 168 Can't figure out is Bloomie a Oompa Loopa or a Munchkin
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ZCEU2

Lollipop guild
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (ONvIw)

So he can fold space with his mind?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

220 Double wide.
Hen house.
Tree house.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Vy7tf)

you left out freestanding exterior water closet
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (rpxSz)

---------

The "House of Out"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (UI5zK)

221 177
>>Roger Stone was found guilty of lying to Congress and
threatening a witness. He did it to cover up for Trump. His sentence is
justified. It should go without saying, but to pardon Stone when his
crimes were committed to protect Trump would be a breathtaking act of
corruption.





Now do Seth Rich and Bill Clinton!

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (j8F0t)

Now do Brennan, Comey, and Obama, bug-eyed pedobear.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (1CjJc)

222 Billionaires like Steyer and Mini are jealous, thinking it should have been them instead of Trump.

They don't get it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (qaSBO)

223 The sentence was Ok.

I know shes required to justify the
Sentence but her speechifying seems overwrought and will give further ammo on appeal, I think

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

224 I'll be offering $100 to the Moron who comes up with the best name for Bernie Sanders. Watch future threads for details!

Posted by: Miguelito Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UI5zK)
.........

Bernie Sandanista. P.S. Cash only please.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

225 I wish to welcome you to Commieland!

Posted by: Little Mikey Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (vtcmf)

226 Definitely not done by November. Is he out on bail during appeal?
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

Yes, I believe so. Note that Avenatti does not get that luxury, because while he was out on bail he was caught hiding funds and blatantly disregarding the terms of his bail. Avenatti is gonna be in jail for life. Notice how all of the MSM suddenly have no idea who he is?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (Kpl3J)

227 WSJ: Bloomberg took a 'defensive posture' during debate

They're too kind
Defensive posture as in taking it up the squeekhole

https://tinyurl.com/rba92or

Posted by: McCool at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (lWCRE)

228 this travesty makes Fat Billy Bagpipes look even more despicable. And that's quite an accomplishment.
Posted by: PacosMojo at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (4qPzp)

I'll show you despicable...where's my "decline to prosecute" rubber stamp???

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (ONvIw)

229 >>Yeah, he was very, very good. And not bad on the eyes, either!


A happy warrior, not cowed by their over-talking, negativity; would not get pushed off-topic.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (bDqIh)

230 Bloomberg, if you're reading this, I'd be happy to shill for your campaign for $2k a month! I'll even emphasize your towering stature!

I certainly won't make subtle jabs at you or your base or anything!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (ovHX/)

231 McCarthy is showing how fair and balanced he is ... and ignoring the obvious political hackery by Judge Amy. imo He's always a little late for the revolution against DeepState ... but will jump on if there is momentum.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (Cus5s)

232 184, The whole random selection of who hears cases is a pathetic joke. People in the clerk's office are supposed to randomly assigned cases but often throw a high profile case to a judge that can be depended upon to make a ruling by other criteria than the law. I would not be surprised to find that clerks in courts have been even bribed to do so as this was true in the state courts during the Mafia era.

The gay marriage case being sent to a district court judge who was gay and had interest in the outcome is such an example. Two high profile Mueller cases being sent to Resistance Judge Amy is another.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (EUDB2)

233 Roger Stone was found guilty of lying to Congress and
threatening a witness. He did it to cover up for Trump. His sentence is
justified. It should go without saying, but to pardon Stone when his
crimes were committed to protect Trump would be a breathtaking act of
corruption.





Now do Seth Rich and Bill Clinton!

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (j8F0t)

Now do Brennan, Comey, and Obama, bug-eyed pedobear.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgaria


And of course, admitted liar, McCabe.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

234

You gotta lookout for women with two last names.

THis one sounds like an utter twat.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (Pr5if)

235 Everyone knows Trump is guilty. His cronies are everywhere, burying everything. Stone is ONE that got caught.

Posted by: No at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (6Jzab)

236 >>Yeah, he was very, very good. And not bad on the eyes, either!

A happy warrior, not cowed by their over-talking, negativity; would not get pushed off-topic.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (bDqIh)


Did you notice how pinch-faced and miserable Joy looked?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

237 So the Court independently determined that the Mueller report was, among other things. inaccurate. Not sure how she made that determination, but sure is nice to know that Mueller and his team wasted millions of dollars on creating an inaccuracy which has poisoned relations between Congress and the White House as well as millions of Americans. Well done Mueller.

Posted by: dave at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (xgg9w)

238
So shiff admits Roger Stone committed no crimes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (UUva/)

239 Bloomiest fired blanks at my dog. Show money.

Posted by: high noon at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (WX+x0)

240 Might as well convict Truth itself, Amy. I mean, that is root of your problem here.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Wd55D)

241 Bloomberg, if you're reading this, I'd be happy to shill for your campaign for $2k a month! I'll even emphasize your towering stature!

I certainly won't make subtle jabs at you or your base or anything!
Posted by: Surfperch


Don't sell yourself short. Mr. $65 billion dollar billionaire can afford $2k a day.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (sNYFR)

242 Simply no way to convince the Progs like Judge Jackson that they've been taken in by a Clintionian dirty trick that got out of hand because the FBI was too dumb/credulous/corrupt to check out "super spy" Chris Steele's nonsense.

"Steele was in MI6! You know who was also in MI6? That's right, James Bond."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (hdzef)

243 146 Schiff is doing a victory lap on Twitter over Stone. Judge Nap sez Schiff is trying to lay the basis for another impeachment sham.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

So is Judge Nap admitting that impeachment WAS a sham after all?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (CqE5x)

244 Our next SCOTUS judge will probably be the one with two last names.

And she will be a whole lot better than RBG.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (qaSBO)

245 Breaking News

Bloomturd somehow gets the United Indian Council to soundly denounce Warren

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (rpxSz)

246 Hair Club for Men founder Sy Sperling, famous for the TV commercials where he proclaimed "I'm not only the Hair Club president but I'm also a client," died in Florida. He was 78.

Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (3aI0K)

247 Obviously, Barr must resign and Trump be impeached, or something.
Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (WLFKo)


Mark this down. Before everything is said and done, we'll look back fondly on Jeff Sessions when discussing William Barr. Barr will be on the Mt. Rushmore of Trump Appointment Fuck Ups.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Y4WlI)

248 Bernie sure came out as Vlad Lenin reincarnated last night.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (ZCEU2)

249 Definitely not done by November. Is he out on bail during appeal?
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

Yes, I believe so. Note that Avenatti does not get that luxury, because while he was out on bail he was caught hiding funds and blatantly disregarding the terms of his bail. Avenatti is gonna be in jail for life. Notice how all of the MSM suddenly have no idea who he is?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (Kpl3J)

Good. No reason to rush things then.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

250 Between this and the foreman, how do you not declare a mistrial?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (VHKq8)

251 I'll be offering $100 to the Moron who comes up with the best name for Bernie Sanders. Watch future threads for details!

Posted by: Miguelito Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UI5zK)

Bernout Panders

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (ovHX/)

252 When people see transparent lies but can do nothing about it then retribution is on the table. And that retribution can take many forms.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

Remember that revenge is a dish best served cold. Never lash out while the outrage is fresh. Why settle for mere hurt that might leave you exposed, when with a little planning, you might achieve complete destruction without ever revealing your hand?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (J+mig)

253 Someone explain to me what Roger Stone covered up that Schiff is screaming about.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (m1TPL)

254 Mike Bloomberg is giving away all of his money. Mike can get it done.

Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Tnijr)

255 I wouldn't bet on a pardon before the election. Dems would prattle on endlessly about it for months and try to turn the election entirely into a referendum on a single pardon.

The appeal process probably won't be done by then anyway.
Posted by: Sjg

____________

Win or lose in November, everyone will get a pardon that was prosecuted over political reasons.

He's still President even after the election.

I honestly wouldn't mind him pardoning them all before the election just for ethical reasons. And I don't think anyone outside the Beltway really cares anyway.

Posted by: Blago at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (sjTfF)

256 Michael Bloomberg is a wonderful manager and a great guy and totally not a sawed-off little tyrant like his friends say. Did I give you guys my account number?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (RD7QR)

257 So if Stone had NOT lied to Congress, Congress WOULD HAVE found evidence of Trump collusion with Russia.
My God she's stupid.
She's a freak. Reminds me of an ex-wife type. Mean, vindictive, ready to break a beer bottle over your head. Charge you with crimes you never did.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Y274z)

258 Joy Behar has the most inappropriate first name ever.

That's why I call her Joyless.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (qaSBO)

259 210 What' with the vituperativness of Mike Bloomberg?
Yes, I get that he doesn't like "carnival barking clown" making fun of his height, but there seems to be something more there. I mean, he has more money than Trump and never got into the race for Pres.before but he's that upset about China or Trump gave him a wedgie or something when they both lived in NYC?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (WI7YS)

I strongly suspect that since Trump and Bloomie are both lifelong NYC celebs, they've been bumping into each other for their entire lives, and Bloomberg is intensely jealous of the fame that Trump has earned. Just like farming, Bloomie thinks it can't be hard, and he's better than Trump, and so all of that deserves to be HIS!

I truly believe that drives Bloomie's campaign more than anything else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)

260 Came up with a pseudo-Spanish Phrygian kinda thing on my acoustic guitar. Doesn't sound half bad.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

Started playing Dorian over some blues progressions...sounds a little like something Santana would do...kinda...sorta.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (X/Pw5)

261 I'll be offering $100 to the Moron who comes up with the best name for Bernie Sanders. Watch future threads for details!

Posted by: Miguelito Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UI5zK)
.........

Bernie "Sandusky"

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (CqE5x)

262 241 Don't sell yourself short. Mr. $65 billion dollar billionaire can afford $2k a day.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (sNYFR)

For that much, might as well set up a Bloomberg Blogberg, and just fill it with "Chuck Norris" style "facts".

Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (UnA8+)

263 The question is:

How long will President Trump wait to exonerate and pardon him?

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (5Tbnt)

264
Breaking News

Bloomturd somehow gets the United Indian Council to soundly denounce Warren

Posted by: REDACTED





Yeah, quite the mystery as to how he did that...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (UUva/)

265 Mark this down. Before everything is said and done, we'll look back fondly on Jeff Sessions when discussing William Barr. Barr will be on the Mt. Rushmore of Trump Appointment Fuck Ups.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Y4WlI)


Pshaw. Ill mark it down just to remind you of how wrong you were.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

266 >>Did you notice how pinch-faced and miserable Joy looked?


How dare you immediately bring up Ric Grenell being gay and promoting LGBTQ tolerance when I was setting up a hit on his lack of intelligence experience!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (bDqIh)

267 192, Jubal, want to stop lower court judicial misbehavior. The Scotus must start issuing summary reversals of district judges and appellate court judges without hearing the case. Appellate circuits must do the same and give these judges a taste the glove.

Scotus and appellate courts did this during the desegregation era to great effect.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (EUDB2)

268 That's total BS, btw. About revenge best served cold. Revenge is best served piping hot and fresh.

The you can move on to a new batch of revenge.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (1ISKN)

269 So confusing. Did Trump collude with Russia before or after he was elected? Hard to keep track of the timeline, what with all the Deep State shrieking.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (90T4r)

270 @237

She made that determination in consultation with Schiff and the other Deep State goons who want to continue perpetuating the Russia Collusion narrative.


At this point I think all of the Deep Staters operate without any real central coordination, they all know what is required and they execute.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (NkeJ4)

271 strongly suspect that since Trump and Bloomie are both lifelong NYC celebs, they've been bumping into each other for their entire lives, and Bloomberg is intensely jealous of the fame that Trump has earned. Just like farming, Bloomie thinks it can't be hard, and he's better than Trump, and so all of that deserves to be HIS!

I truly believe that drives Bloomie's campaign more than anything else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)

Hell, it may be simply be that Bloomberg is jealous of Trump's height....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (CqE5x)

272 My guess is Trump fires Barr the day after the election.

My hope is Giuliani is appointed AG.

Posted by: Nevyan at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (1JUTh)

273 212 Jackson is a Deep State cunt, but this travesty makes Fat Billy Bagpipes look even more despicable. And that's quite an accomplishment.
Posted by: PacosMojo at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (4qPzp)

Barr is going, I think. He's going to quit soon. Events have outpaced him and he can't catch up. He's from the Bush era and this kind of shit is beyond him.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (H8QX8)

274 Started playing Dorian over some blues progressions...sounds a little like something Santana would do...kinda...sorta.
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (X/Pw5)

Interesting. Fun to mess around with that stuff, isn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

275 245 Breaking News

Bloomturd somehow gets the United Indian Council to soundly denounce Warren
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (rpxSz)

---------

BREAKING: United Indian Council breaks ground on full service hotel/mega-casino complex in the middle of the desert...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (UI5zK)

276 Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.
Posted by: Insomniac


***********

There, there. Don't fret!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)

277 She's a freak. Reminds me of an ex-wife type. Mean, vindictive, ready to break a beer bottle over your head. Charge you with crimes you never did.
Posted by: torabora


Charge you of crimes FROM her dreams.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (sNYFR)

278 Joy Behar has the most inappropriate first name ever.

That's why I call her Joyless.


Yeah for a show with two girls named Joy and Whoopi it sure is angry all the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (KZzsI)

279 Mike Bloomberg's non disclosure agreements are there so that those people won't expose what a great guy Mike Bloomberg really is.

Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (Tnijr)

280
243 146 Schiff is doing a victory lap on Twitter over Stone. Judge Nap sez Schiff is trying to lay the basis for another impeachment sham.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

So is Judge Nap admitting that impeachment WAS a sham after all?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (CqE5x)


I wonder how many donkeys will be following Schiff over that cliff this time?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (hLRSq)

281 Pshaw. Ill mark it down just to remind you of how wrong you were.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (Ed8Zd)


Thread printed to this point via PDF on my desktop. You'll see.

Barr is there to defend the FBI, not destroy it. It's what he does. It's what he always does.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (Y4WlI)

282 >>Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.


's'cuse me while I kiss this guy'

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (j8F0t)

283
Bloomturd somehow gets the United Indian Council to soundly denounce Warren

Posted by: REDACTED




Yeah, quite the mystery as to how he did that...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (UUva/)

Wampum, fire-sticks and fire-water

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (CqE5x)

284
I am sure the Bloomberg campaign spent good money on that bot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

======

Watch the hashtag. She'll be back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (M9ntN)

285 276 Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.
Posted by: Insomniac

***********

There, there. Don't fret!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)

You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (NWiLs)

286 @235

Guilty of what, numbnuts?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (JoUsr)

287 This was Schifty on a rant yesterday:

(@RepAdamSchiff)
There are 175,000 federal prisoners. Many are serving harsh sentences and deserve mercy. Yet, Trump uses pardons almost exclusively for 1) Political supporters 2) Wealthy individuals 3) Contestants on his TV show And worse abuses are almost surely to come.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

288 Hair Club for Men founder Sy Sperling, famous for the TV commercials where he proclaimed "I'm not only the Hair Club president but I'm also a client," died in Florida. He was 78.
Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (3aI0K)
.........

and his hair was perfect

His last words were: Our Hair Clubs biggest failure was Joe Biden.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

289 Finally, a reasonable opinion from the intellectual community.

Chris Mellon: Our government is "lethargic and risk averse" in assessing possible threat from UFOs 

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)

290 Ooooh, I like Like Jubal. What you think, time for a nic change?

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (90T4r)

291 My guess is Trump fires Barr the day after the election.

My hope is Giuliani is appointed AG.
Posted by: Nevyan at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (1JUTh)

Love Giuliani......but, NO.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (CqE5x)

292 Barr is going, I think. He's going to quit soon. Events have outpaced him and he can't catch up. He's from the Bush era and this kind of shit is beyond him.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (H8QX

No, I just couldn't help my brave cohort to engineer the cover-ups fast enough. In that, I have failed the DOJ. Anybody see that damn "decline to prosecute" stamp??

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (ONvIw)

293 Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.
Posted by: Insomniac

***********

There, there. Don't fret!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM


***

He's just stringing us along.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)

294 You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (NWiLs)
--------

Hey, let's not sow discord among the morons!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (RIAR/)

295 "There, there. Don't fret!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.

Posted by: Insomnia"



How long yall gonna string this out?


Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Tnijr)

296 Bloomturd somehow gets the United Indian Council to soundly denounce Warren

"somehow"

Yeah, that one will be an eternal mystery.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Boy/L)

297 >>I strongly suspect that since Trump and Bloomie are both lifelong NYC
celebs, they've been bumping into each other for their entire lives, and
Bloomberg is intensely jealous of the fame that Trump has earned.
Just like farming, Bloomie thinks it can't be hard, and he's better than
Trump, and so all of that deserves to be HIS!


Yup. And he really, really needs to protect his business with China/investments.

Given how often we've seen Trump get under his enemies' skin, I'm pretty sure he is really good at reading people, identifying their weaknesses. The height stuff does not appear to be random.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

298 This "Judge" is a left wing full member of the politburo but let's be honest stone is an idiot

Rule 1: DO NOT TALK TO THE FED
Rule 2: See rule one

Posted by: Farmer Mike at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (nRk/c)

299 I really hate this slow roll to fascist socialism. I guess it's better than the alternative but that's selfish.

War is an ugly thing but it's not the ugliest of things.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (2DOZq)

300 287 This was Schifty on a rant yesterday:

(@RepAdamSchiff)
There are 175,000 federal prisoners. Many are serving harsh sentences and deserve mercy. Yet, Trump uses pardons almost exclusively for 1) Political supporters 2) Wealthy individuals 3) Contestants on his TV show And worse abuses are almost surely to come.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

Unlike if it were Schiff-Head, where he'd be blanket pardoning MS-13 and Los Zetas...

Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (UnA8+)

301 295 "There, there. Don't fret!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.

Posted by: Insomnia"



How long yall gonna string this out?


Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Tnijr)

It'll reach a crescendo, then we'll scale it back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

302 293
Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.

Posted by: Insomniac



***********



There, there. Don't fret!



Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM





***



He's just stringing us along.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)

It's the same old song and dance.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (1CjJc)

303 I'm no fan of Roger Stone, but that performance today by that alleged Judge was right out of the Dem playbook... No bias there... I'm become more skeptical everyday that anyone will be convicted from the coup...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (6XlcD)

304 Let's not hammer-on Insomniac for bettering himself, guys..

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (j8F0t)

305 Mike Bloomberg loves guitar music. He's a real friend of the arts.

Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (Tnijr)

306 I've know dudes like Mike before. Napoleanic complex for sure, but desperately wants everyone to love him in spite of his horrible personality.

Completely lacking in empathy and unable to understand that the problem isn't the people who don't like you but, you know, you.

Tone deaf Miniature poodle that growls and nips at everyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (pUDQf)

307 Chris Mellon: Our government is "lethargic and risk averse" in assessing possible threat from UFOs

100% agree.

Gotta overcome the giggle factor, though.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (Boy/L)

308 "Mile High Mike" as he is known to his friends absolutely obliterated all the other candidates in the debate last night. Perhaps the other, shorter, inferior candidates were intimidated by having a man so enormously tall look down on them while routinely and continuously outsmarting them as though they were mere apes. Or maybe they were just enraptured by the awe-inspiring presence of a man more gloriously accomplished and progressive than any of them will ever be and held back out of respect and knowing that Mike would beat them in the debate no matter how hard they tried.

LONG LIVE MICHAEL BLOOMBERG!

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (ovHX/)

309 It's Finger-Picking Good!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (C+We0)

310 The U.S. defense agency responsible for secure White House communications said Social Security numbers and other personal data in its network may have been compromised, according to a letter seen by Reuters on Thursday that was sent to people possibly affected.

The letter, dated Feb. 11, 2020, says that between May and July 2019, personal data may have been compromised "in a data breach" of a system hosted by the Defense Information Systems Agency.

The agency provides direct telecommunications and IT support for President Donald Trump, Vice President Mike Pence, their staff, and the U.S. Secret Service, according to its website.

Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (3aI0K)

311 >>(@RepAdamSchiff)
There are 175,000 federal prisoners. Many are
serving harsh sentences and deserve mercy. Yet, Trump uses pardons
almost exclusively for 1) Political supporters 2) Wealthy individuals 3)
Contestants on his TV show And worse abuses are almost surely to come.
- - - -

IIRC, around 40% of federal inmates are foreigners (mostly illegal immigrants).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)

312 Hair Club for Men founder Sy Sperling, famous for the TV commercials where he proclaimed "I'm not only the Hair Club president but I'm also a client," died in Florida. He was 78.
Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (3aI0K)
.........

I remember those commercials very well.
Thing is, his money shot line--" I'm not just the owner....i'm a member" was weak. Because you can see he was wearing a rug from a mile away....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (CqE5x)

313 The NYC guy on the radio Mark Simone says Bloomberg is an introvert who also tends to avoid people. He takes a private elevator at events; If he's to speak he comes in at the last minute and doesn't schmooze with people. I don't mind introverts (I am one. I just can function as an extrovert). However, if you want to be successful in the world of politics or a number of other endeavors you have to talk to people. You don't necessarily have to be comfortable with it, but people have to know you're interested in them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (WI7YS)

314 Interesting. Fun to mess around with that stuff, isn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

Oh, yeah....makes playing scales entertaining, even.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (X/Pw5)

315 I'm no fan of Roger Stone, but that performance today by that alleged Judge was right out of the Dem playbook... No bias there... I'm become more skeptical everyday that anyone will be convicted from the coup...
Posted by: It's me donna


Welcome to the dark side.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (sNYFR)

316 227 WSJ: Bloomberg took a 'defensive posture' during debate

They're too kind
Defensive posture as in taking it up the squeekhole

https://tinyurl.com/rba92or
Posted by: McCool at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (lWCRE)

The problem was he curled up in the fetal position and we all know what Democrats do to fetuses.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (Wm5SB)

317 Barr is going, I think. He's going to quit soon. Events have outpaced him and he can't catch up. He's from the Bush era and this kind of shit is beyond him.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (H8QX
*******
Get that from the Publix Store Manager

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (BqBId)

318 302 293
Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.

Posted by: Insomniac



There, there. Don't fret!


Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM

***

He's just stringing us along.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)

It's the same old song and dance.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable,
winner at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (1CjJc)

Quit picking on Insomniac!

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

319 Insom, whats Your hardest chord to hit with your fingers? Mine is G major. Sadly.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (90T4r)

320 dare I ask what FUTA means?
Posted by: vmom 2020

Federal Unemployment Tax Assessment

Posted by: Sock Monkey...accountant in recovery at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Dhwaq)

321 Umm Trump didn't even spend very much...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/358936/

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (KNsKs)

322 I volunteer to knock on EVERY SINGLE DOOR in my neighborhood to campaign for Mike Bloomberg for a mere $2,892,293.83.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (flINI)

323 When I get bored with regular modes I like to let loose with stuff in Eastern-sounding modes. Like the riff that starts at :55 seconds in here...what a fingers-in-knots twister that one is!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oQJrB_caQg

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (qaSBO)

324 Barr is going, I think. He's going to quit soon. Events have outpaced
him and he can't catch up. He's from the Bush era and this kind of shit
is beyond him.


Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


There are a bunch of folks that really, really take pride in knowing all the minutiae about how this Byzantine process works. They're great at seeing the trees, identifying their types, and such.

But they're blind - willfully - to the fact that the entire forest is rotten to it's damn core and needs to be burned down.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Y4WlI)

325 Matt Gaetz great on The View - thanks for the link, Jane!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)
***********
Loved Matt Gates on The Spew. Thanks.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (wiXsO)

326 318
302 293

Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.



Posted by: Insomniac







There, there. Don't fret!





Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM



***



He's just stringing us along.



Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)



It's the same old song and dance.



Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable,

winner at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (1CjJc)



Quit picking on Insomniac!

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

Tone it down?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (1CjJc)

327 I think the really big question is did Mini Mike borrow these shoes from DeNiro or Stallone?
https://tinyurl.com/wkr28z3

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (dKm4U)

328 Mixolydian, FTW

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (j8F0t)

329 But they're blind - willfully - to the fact that the entire forest is rotten to it's damn core and needs to be burned down.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Y4WlI)

I helped plant that forest, son!

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (ONvIw)

330 So FBI, DOJ and the Courts are lost to political corruption.

At this point, what part of the Feral Government is still answerable to the people?

If the answer is None, you know what to do.

Posted by: Random Faux News Talking Head at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (YTBIQ)

331 327 I think the really big question is did Mini Mike borrow these shoes from DeNiro or Stallone?
https://tinyurl.com/wkr28z3

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (dKm4U)


Paul Reubens.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (90T4r)

332 NYPost:

Forget Lincoln and Douglas. Forget Nixon and Kennedy. Hell, forget the Athenians and the Melians back during the Peloponnesian War. Last night's Democratic primary slagfest in Nevada was the greatest debate in all of human history.

Oh, was it glorious -- the sheer raging hostility spraying across the stage as every campaign besides the Bernie Sanders and Michael Bloomberg bids faces the desperate possibility that each might fade into the woodwork against the Bernie surge and the Bloomberg billions.

It's not that the gloves were off. No, my friends, everybody was wearing steel-tipped boots and going right for the crotch. Those weren't snowflakes. They were nunchucks.

Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)

333 It's the same old song and dance.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable,
winner at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (1CjJc)

Quit picking on Insomniac!

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM


***

We'll give it a short riff and then move on.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (axyOa)

334 I'm become more skeptical everyday that anyone will be convicted from the coup...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 0

But big things are happening!


People are doing stuff!

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (BIGfR)

335 IIRC, around 40% of federal inmates are foreigners (mostly illegal immigrants).
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)

Just doing the Jailtime Americans won't do!

Clearly they deserve the vote!

Posted by: Feel the BURN? That itching sensation? at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (NgKpN)

336 I used to be a straight arrow but am losing all respect for the law, government and everything else associated with the ruling class. I literally don't recognize my country anymore.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (j42ZK)

337 #310 ...six ways to Sunday...

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (Y274z)

338 >>Tone it down?


Have to. If you Pot it down, JackStraw is gonna bust through the wall like the kool aid guy.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (j8F0t)

339 Quit picking on insomniac.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (2DOZq)

340 It's the same old song and dance.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (1CjJc)
.........

I just tune them out.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

341 War is an ugly thing but it's not the ugliest of things.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM

There are things worse than fighting.

There are things worse than dying

If you can't imagine any, pray you never find out how true this is.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (J+mig)

342 dare I ask what FUTA means?

Posted by: vmom 2020

I thought it meant fucked up the ass. At least it does at my house...

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (dKm4U)

343 Posted by: Random Faux News Talking Head at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (YTBIQ)

When in the course, of Human events

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (NgKpN)

344 Mike Bloomberg's dog loves him. They really see eye to eye.

Am I doing it right?

Posted by: Show me the Money at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (Wm5SB)

345

We're All Bloomberg



Good Bloomberg cartoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4qV7kf-cpM

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (UUva/)

346 Even Van Jones thought Bloomie lost badly, but said at least every commercial you hear will still be a Bloomie ad.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (ZCEU2)

347 Michael "the Tall" Bloomberg is a generous friend to the poor and mentally ill. You need but to open your eyes to see that this fact is as plain as the light of day. It brings tears to my eyes to see such a wealthy, tall, handsome, well-endowed and tall man bend over to help the little guy (of course everyone is a little guy compared to Mike Bloomberg).

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (ovHX/)

348 This is what fighting looks like, Barr waiters.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (ScEe1)

349 Have I mentioned how much esteem I have have for Mike Bloomberg? I have AT LEAST $10,000 worth of esteem for Bloomberg. More if you want me to go on Twitter about all this surprisingly affordable esteem.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (RD7QR)

350 Mixolydian, FTW

I have a piece I call "Mixolydian Slip." Bet you can guess what mode it's in.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (qaSBO)

351 I thought Bloomberg seemed stilted at the debate.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (m45I2)

352 319 Insom, whats Your hardest chord to hit with your fingers? Mine is G major. Sadly.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (90T4r)

Open chords? Probably B major7.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (NWiLs)

353 339
Quit picking on insomniac.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (2DOZq)

Insom would appreciate some feed back

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (k/TB6)

354 dare I ask what FUTA means?

Posted by: vmom 2020

I thought it meant fucked up the ass. At least it does at my house...
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug


If it didn't mean that, it does now.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (sNYFR)

355 Stand up, Mike Bloomberg !!! Oh shit, you are.

Posted by: Joe B. from Delaware at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (Y4WlI)

356 Paul Reubens.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (90T4r)

Let's hope he cleaned the bottoms off first...

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (dKm4U)

357 pardon Stone and arrest this false judge for felony kidnapping.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (1wiZs)

358 349
Have I mentioned how much esteem I have have for Mike Bloomberg? I have
AT LEAST $10,000 worth of esteem for Bloomberg. More if you want me to
go on Twitter about all this surprisingly affordable esteem.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (RD7QR)

I have most esteem, $5,000 rupees.

Posted by: Jugdish at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (1CjJc)

359 >>There are a bunch of folks that really, really take
pride in knowing all the minutiae about how this Byzantine process
works. They're great at seeing the trees, identifying their types, and
such. Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Y4WlI)

Which minutiae is usually gathered from "sources of information" that are speculative at best and flat-out misinformed at worst.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (ZS9TG)

360 256
Michael Bloomberg is a wonderful manager and a great guy and totally not
a sawed-off little tyrant like his friends say. Did I give you guys my
account number?


not yet.
*gets pencil ready*

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (sGtp+)

361 So thirsty. So very very thirsty.

Posted by: The Ficus of Freedom at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (ScEe1)

362 I think Bloomberg's strategy was to come out of it seeming like the underdog and get sympathy support from it because he knew he'd get hammered like a roofing crew's best day.

The spin his team put out was that he was all tough and didn't lose his cool and showed presidential stamina and attitude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

363 Lay off the effects while practicing.


They make you sloppy.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (j8F0t)

364 Mitt Romney
45s

Watching the Democrat debate last night, Ann and I were highly impressed with the performance of Mike Bloomberg. He was well-prepared, offered real solutions to the problems we face and was articulate in expressing his vision for a unified Republic, free from partisan bickering and political one-upmanship.

He stood tall on that stage last night and overshadowed all his competitors as he deftly took on all comers.

Impressive performance!

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (CqE5x)

365 I think the really big question is did Mini Mike borrow these shoes from DeNiro or Stallone?
https://tinyurl.com/wkr28z3

--

Those don't look too bad, actually. I have no...zero...love for Mike Bloomberg. But I must say that I'm not a big fan of ragging on his height. My brother and dad are short. In the 5'5' range. I was always taller than both of them. Not so much my dad, but I know it greatly affected my brother over the years with his self-esteem. It affected him...a lot. I always felt bad for him because of it. If I were a guy, I don't think I'd like being that kind of short. Superficial, yes. But it is what it is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (JoUsr)

366 338 >>Tone it down?


Have to. If you Pot it down, JackStraw is gonna bust through the wall like the kool aid guy.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (j8F0t)

Or like Macho Man Randy Savage

RIP

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (l4C/z)

367 Not a lawyer, and I sure dont plan to play one here, but it seems to my that this hack and black has given Stones team plenty of ammo for a new trial.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (0nJEO)

368 Mike Bloomberg has single handedly stimulated the advertising industry more than any other person in the country.

Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (Tnijr)

369 IIRC, around 40% of federal inmates are foreigners (mostly illegal immigrants).
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)

Worry not, commenter, for Mike Bloomberg will decrease that number to zero to provide cheap labor to all the Hard working American CEOs!

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (ovHX/)

370 I've been fucking around with the guitar all morning also. More Eva Cassidy, this time Sting's "Fields of Gold," the best sequence being the bridge "I never made promises . . . "

My YouTube teacher is the great Privettricker, a.k.a. James James.

If you want to watch his fingers in action, see him do (as Privettricker) the lead guitar for Little Feat's "Dixie Chicken."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (+fPHo)

371 301 295 "There, there. Don't fret!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.

Posted by: Insomnia"



How long yall gonna string this out?


Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Tnijr)

It'll reach a crescendo, then we'll scale it back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs

That's a bridge too far

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (lhUp5)

372 Mike Bloomberg. A man you can look up to.

Pay me, Mikey!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (m45I2)

373 357 pardon Stone and arrest this false judge for felony kidnapping.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (1wiZs)

President Sanders is going to appoint that fair and impartial lady to the USSC.

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (ONvIw)

374 Political show trials are precursors to bad things.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (1ISKN)

375 How many lights do you see, Mr. Stone?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (KUaJL)

376 You guys having totally put me off my futomaki

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (rpxSz)

377 I knew that I wouldn't be the lead on the picking pun.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (2DOZq)

378 Lay off the effects while practicing. They make you sloppy.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (j8F0t)


And don't wear crocs while playing, either. They just make you look like a fag.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (Y4WlI)

379 It might be hard for non-guitarists to pickup on some of these puns.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:37 PM (qaSBO)

380 Political show trials are precursors to bad things.

Distilled truth.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:37 PM (Boy/L)

381 insomn had a more productive day than I am having. watching shit copy and install all day. I suppose I am getting paid to post to you guys so, woot.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2020 01:37 PM (1wiZs)

382 Can I at least enough money for maybe a beer by admitting I'm indifferent to Michael Bloomberg, as opposed to hating him?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2020 01:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

383 So thirsty. So very very thirsty.

Posted by: The Ficus of Freedom at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (ScEe1)

I have some fluid for you.

Posted by: Weinstein at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (BIGfR)

384 There, there. Don't fret!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.

Posted by: Insomnia"



How long yall gonna string this out?


Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Tnijr)

It'll reach a crescendo, then we'll scale it back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs

That's a bridge too far

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM



Sounds like he is having a plucking good time.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (axyOa)

385 ???!!

Who shoved a pineapple up here??!!

Posted by: the Otter at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (Vy7tf)

386 Speaking of guitars, look how good this bass players boobs look:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcaWN3ZJnhs

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (1ISKN)

387 But I must say that I'm not a big fan of ragging on his height.
Posted by: Lady in Black


*********

Sorry LiB. Just one of my many shortcomings.


Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (m45I2)

388 My bad, just plain open B7. Major 7 is something else.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

389 Speaking of height, saw Peter Doocey interviewing Pete this a.m. and they were standing side by side. Pete looked like he was from the Shire - top of his head maybe reached Doocey's nose - but he's been caught wearing Rubio-like heeled shoes that add a few inches.


So then I looked at the debate stage and the other candidates are all within a few inches of Pete. These people are tiny - it's not just Bloomberg. Whoever gets the nomination will likely be dwarfed by Trump, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)

390 It might be hard for non-guitarists to pickup on some of these puns.

Posted by: Guy Smiley


Don't fret over it. We'll string along.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (sNYFR)

391 MY BRIEF TAKE ON THE MELIAN DIALOGUE

Melians: We have excellent philosophical arguments as to why we should remain an independent, if neutral, state.

Athenians: Might makes right.

Melians: ...

Melians: Crap.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (jW9oF)

392 Political show trials are precursors to bad things.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (1ISKN)


If Trump loses 2020, they're going after him the day after he leaves office. Criminally.

If Trump wins 2020, they're going after him the day he leaves office anyway.




Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Y4WlI)

393 It's punapalooza day!

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (JoUsr)

394 bernie isn't that short - he is just hunched over

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (j9HX3)

395 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Ralph Malph at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

396 341 War is an ugly thing but it's not the ugliest of things.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM

There are things worse than fighting.

There are things worse than dying

----------

Being on mop detail at Man's Country?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Izzlo)

397 What was or is Sidney Powell's reaction to these statements?

Cuz in the world of poker, this would be called a big fat tell.

Reassure us again, Mr. Barr, that there is only one kind of federal judge.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (JNvJM)

398 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

399 377
I knew that I wouldn't be the lead on the picking pun.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (2DOZq)

That's the treble with puns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (1CjJc)

400 "Massive Mike" Bloomberg is actually very Conservative in many respects, he's continually advocated for increased stop and frisk, cracked down on crime and called out the tranny hysteria for what it is.

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (ovHX/)

401 350 Mixolydian, FTW

I have a piece I call "Mixolydian Slip." Bet you can guess what mode it's in.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (qaSBO)

Locrian?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

402
So then I looked at the debate stage and the other candidates are all within a few inches of Pete. These people are tiny - it's not just Bloomberg. Whoever gets the nomination will likely be dwarfed by Trump, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)

Isn't the Sundowner typical politician height--I mean 6' or so?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

403 401 350 Mixolydian, FTW

I have a piece I call "Mixolydian Slip." Bet you can guess what mode it's in.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (qaSBO)

Locrian?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

Mandalorian?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (l4C/z)

404 >> Speaking of guitars, look how good this bass players boobs look:

Did no look.
Is that the chick playing with Jack White these days?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (j8F0t)

405 352 319 Insom, whats Your hardest chord to hit with your fingers? Mine is G major. Sadly.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (90T4r)

Open chords? Probably B major7.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah. Just hit that one. My wrist said " piss off ".

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (90T4r)

406 It's really interesting to see how the judiciary has been destroyed by the left.

That's not your job, judge. You take the evidence put forth, then, listen to the jury, then go from there.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

407 Mike Bloomberg quit beating his women and children years ago.
Vote Mike. He has a real gift.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (pw+jk)

408 Insom will stop when he finds the lost chord.

Posted by: tinnitis sucks at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (WX+x0)

409 379 It might be hard for non-guitarists to pickup on some of these puns.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:37 PM (qaSBO)


Maybe if we tone them down a bit

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (lhUp5)

410 Reassure us again, Mr. Barr, that there is only one kind of federal judge.
Posted by: GnuBreed



A crooked one!

Ain't that right John Roberts?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (sNYFR)

411 I used to be a straight arrow but am losing all respect for the law, government and everything else associated with the ruling class. I literally don't recognize my country anymore.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (j42ZK)

I hear ya. I'm more law-abiding out of habit that belief now. What use is there in respecting a crooked system? Why be the only person playing fair when nobody else does?

I have no faith in human institutions to lose anymore. Power is a magnet that draws humanity's worst. If it exists, it will be abused. If you limit it into nonexistence, someone will convince idiots to create it, "to help them", and once the power exists, the justification for it no longer matters.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (J+mig)

412 403 401 350 Mixolydian, FTW

I have a piece I call "Mixolydian Slip." Bet you can guess what mode it's in.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (qaSBO)

Locrian?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

Mandalorian?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (l4C/z)

Midichlorian?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

413 bernie isn't that short - he is just hunched over
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (j9HX3)

********

Stooped

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (flINI)

414 Mike Bloomberg has single handedly stimulated the advertising industry more than any other person in the country.
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (Tnijr)

I can barely stand watching much live tv anymore because of the volume of ads, it's only gotten worse now that seemingly every single ad break features the miniature man.

Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (gDSJf)

415 "Massive Mike" Bloomberg is actually very Conservative in many respects, he's continually advocated for increased stop and frisk, cracked down on crime and called out the tranny hysteria for what it is.

Yeah his main problem is that he thinks he knows better than everyone else, and that he should use power to impose that "better way" on everyone. He's a sawed-off tyrant with leftist tendencies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

416 John DeLorean?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (j8F0t)

417 Here is a very 21st century book:

The Polyamory Breakup Book
Causes, Prevention, and Survival
By: Kathy Labriola

-
For when your throuple is in trouple.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (+y/Ru)

418 There's a chick playing with Jack White? Are you thinking of the Dead Weather chick?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (1ISKN)

419 407 Mike Bloomberg quit beating his women and children years ago.
Vote Mike. He has a real gift.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (pw+jk)

How much of a gift are we talking here?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

420 Judge Amy, if the Mueller report was incorrect, and it was Stone's false testimony that caused it to be incorrect, you should be obliged to tell us:
1. What parts were incorrect, and in what specific ways were those parts incorrect?
2 What testimony of Stone's caused those parts to be incorrect?
3. What were the correct versions of those parts?
4. How should those deficiencies be corrected, and by whom?

If you can't or won't address these questions that follow directly from your statements from the bench, your judgements can only be interested as revenge for the disappointment you and your allies suffered.

Ps. Hope you enjoyed the tongue-bath NPR gave you this morning, a "report" on this case which saiid absolutely NOTHING about the outrageousness of the sentence originally proposed by the DOJ prosecutors, but did mention how they resigned in protest to it being reduced.

That was designed to let you reduce their recommended sentence from outrageous to merely disgusting, and reinforce the false impression of fairness and objectivity that NPR fatuously attributed to you, wasn't it!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (C6dfH)

421 363 Lay off the effects while practicing.


They make you sloppy.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (j8F0t)

They can, if you're talking distortion. If it's a clean sound you still have to work on precision. I frequently practice completely unplugged so I can't fudge in any way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

422 Mike Bloomberg: Has been kind to some women. Shop steward of Midget Local #467.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (JRaU+)

423 If the US Department of Justice can be thrown off the scent of a supposed international conspiracy by a crazy old man then the US is in big, big, big trouble.

Posted by: CrustyB at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (ToSAM)

424 Speaking of guitars, look how good this bass players boobs look:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcaWN3ZJnhs

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM


***

Bob at NSA sends spot report on the sudden uptick in searches in youtube for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcaWN3ZJnhs

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (axyOa)

425 Good lord, schools let out here at noon. It's freaking drizzling. We're supposed to get maybe...maaaaybe...a smattering of snow (ha) this afternoon to amount to all of nothing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (JoUsr)

426 So then I looked at the debate stage and the other candidates are all within a few inches of Pete

Biden is officially just a little bit over 6' and he towers over the rest of them. These are small people, and not just in stature.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

427 String her up!!!! The guitar, I mean.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (ScEe1)

428 These guitar puns may be a bridge too far.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (2DOZq)

429 >>There's a chick playing with Jack White?


Nah - on Boardinghouse Reach sessions and Tour.

brunette bassist. always playing pretty much topless.

so f'ing hot that one.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (j8F0t)

430
Bloomberg is buying endorsements.
The injuns are easy; they always have their hands out.

Stacey Abrams had her price, too.

Who's next?
Who needs a "wing" added to their building? The Jaycees? The Knights of Columbus? The Rotary Club?
The Kiwanis? The Hibernians? The police chiefs?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (UUva/)

431 I have no faith in human institutions to lose
anymore. Power is a magnet that draws humanity's worst. If it exists,
it will be abused. If you limit it into nonexistence, someone will
convince idiots to create it, "to help them", and once the power exists,
the justification for it no longer matters.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (J+mig)


Most of the conflict between the Left and Right is over which institutions are "good" and which ones are "bad". It's like an extremely high-stakes game of Mad Libs.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (Y4WlI)

432 War is an ugly thing but it's not the ugliest of things.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM

Michael Bloomberg is a beautiful thing, probably the most beautiful of things.

He's also very tall.

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (ovHX/)

433

WTF are the Jaycees, anyway?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (UUva/)

434 >>bernie isn't that short - he is just hunched over

Right. Think Steyer is tall, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:44 PM (bDqIh)

435 416
John DeLorean?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (j8F0t)

Kundalinian
https://youtu.be/8mnx8jnsYfc

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:44 PM (1CjJc)

436 421

They can, if you're talking distortion. If it's a clean sound you still have to work on precision. I frequently practice completely unplugged so I can't fudge in any way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

Little OT, but have you ever seen/ heard Charo play Classical guitar? She is really a gifted guitarist.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:44 PM (90T4r)

437 Whoever gets the nomination will likely be dwarfed by Trump, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)


Iirc, and I do, Hillary complained after her debate with him that he was intimidating her with his size. Trying to scare her.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (JNvJM)

438 WTF are the Jaycees, anyway?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (UUva/)


Around here - a series of grocery stores in communities too small to support a Kroger.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (Y4WlI)

439 Still think we're voting our way out of this mess?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (jWe5r)

440 Since he's both the tallest and all-around best candidate, I don't even need to look at his platform to endorse Mike Bloomberg for the Democratic Nomination!

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (ovHX/)

441 >>They can, if you're talking distortion.


Distortion, Flangers, Phasers, even some delays.

All of them cover up your slop.

Play clean.
Play with multiple pickups as often as you can.

Then, when it is time to play with all that shit you will impress yourself.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (j8F0t)

442 If I were a guy, I don't think I'd like being that kind of short. Superficial, yes. But it is what it is.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (JoUsr)
--------------

Well, Mike's height isn't the issue so much as his height coupled with his Stalinist tendencies.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (RIAR/)

443 Well yeah Bernie has old man posture. Steyer wasn't on the stage for the debate because he wasn't willing to pay the Baksheesh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

444
WTF are the Jaycees, anyway?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM


one hit wonders

they had that song "Love Train"

no, wait...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (ceIDk)

445 I'd like to start playing bass too. I can pick one up and play some very rudimentary stuff from basic scale patterns but I would love to develop the skills on that too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (NWiLs)

446 >>432
War is an ugly thing but it's not the ugliest of things.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM

Bleeding to death from papercuts to the eyeball is an ugly thing.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (ZS9TG)

447 >>>Apparently this Hawaiian Judge applied the Rachel Maddow Sentencing
Enhancement following the Don Lemon Rules of Criminal Procedure.<<<

Ah! Now apply the Willard Romney Dignified Delivey and you have yourself a near perfect NeverTrump trifecta!

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (ATCV4)

448 I honestly do not care about Mike's height, but his paternalist attitude deserves ridicule at all points.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (JRaU+)

449 He's got a pet monkey, he likes to get drunky, and sing boogie woogie, and it sounds real funky.

Posted by: Guitarzan at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (Vy7tf)

450 Hillary complained after her debate with him that he was intimidating her with his size. Trying to scare her.

Well a guy with a sheet of paper terrified her in the Senate debate, it doesn't take much, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

451 Stooped
Posted by: Truck Monkey


******

ISWYDT

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (m45I2)

452 So then I looked at the debate stage and the other candidates are all within a few inches of Pete. These people are tiny - it's not just Bloomberg. Whoever gets the nomination will likely be dwarfed by Trump, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at F


Someone here knows Pete and said hes 5 ft 8. Amy was on a box so I guess shes about 5 ft 5. Warren is a bit taller imo probably 5 ft 8 and Lil Mike must be about 5 ft 5/6 but so slight he looks minute. Bernie is so hunched over its hard to tell but he seems close to 6 ft.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

453 Bleeding to death from papercuts to the eyeball is an ugly thing.
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (ZS9TG)


Taking your brain temperature with a meat thermometer is an ugly thing.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (Y4WlI)

454 Mike 'Huge" Bloomberg is the the cat's meow, the bee's knee's and the cherry on top of ll that is good and great in God's green world!

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (CqE5x)

455 >>you will impress yourself. Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (j8F0t)

Do this. Impress yourself. Do it now.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (ZS9TG)

456 Little OT, but have you ever seen/ heard Charo play Classical guitar? She is really a gifted guitarist.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:44 PM (90T4r)

Don't think so, but I've heard she's good.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (NWiLs)

457

Ever notice 'menter "Skip" is always either going to work, waking up, or going to bed?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:47 PM (UUva/)

458 Tools are going to tool. Hawaii judge is trying and force a pardon from Trump. Thanks for the in-kind campaign contribution.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 20, 2020 01:47 PM (qu1px)

459 These guitar puns may be a bridge too far.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (2DOZq)

*********

Don't fret, they'll end soon

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2020 01:47 PM (flINI)

460
Taking your brain temperature with a meat thermometer is an ugly thing.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (Y4WlI)

I saw Madonna open up for Meat Thermometer in 1983

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (CqE5x)

461 450
Hillary complained after her debate with him that he was intimidating her with his size. Trying to scare her.



Well a guy with a sheet of paper terrified her in the Senate debate, it doesn't take much, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

Should have dropped a bunch of balloons on her, watch her flop and twitch on the stage, and have that minder come out and poke her with that auto-injector.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (1CjJc)

462 Little OT, but have you ever seen/ heard Charo play Classical guitar? She is really a gifted guitarist.


She's world ranked and a fabulous player.

Also, nice form.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (j8F0t)

463 What ido you guys play ?

I have a 20th Anniversary Road Flare Red RG550 but I play my Jackson Pro Soloist more. It's neck through and just sounds meaner, but the neck on the Ibanez is pure butter.

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (lhUp5)

464 456 Little OT, but have you ever seen/ heard Charo play Classical guitar? She is really a gifted guitarist.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:44 PM (90T4r)

Don't think so, but I've heard she's good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (NWiLs)

Oh yeah. So was Roy Clark. In awe of them both.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (90T4r)

465 Whoever gets the nomination will likely be dwarfed by Trump, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)

Not Michael "Goliath" Bloomberg, medical experts have not been able to get an accurate measure of Bloomberg's height (as they're too entranced by his greatness) but estimate that he's between 8 and 11 feet tall.

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (ovHX/)

466 >>459
These guitar puns may be a bridge too far.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (2DOZq)

This one was the worst offender.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (ZS9TG)

467 If the US Department of Justice can be thrown off the scent of a supposed international conspiracy by a crazy old man then the US is in big, big, big trouble.
Posted by: CrustyB a

Excellent point.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

468 We need a complete Article III rewrite. Once the judges decided 'shall hold their offices during times of good behavior' meant their appointments were lifetime we lost control of the third branch. Time to rein it in

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (5qG+s)

469 Oh yeah. So was Roy Clark. In awe of them both.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (90T4r)

Roy Clark was damn good.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

470 >>Not Michael "Goliath" Bloomberg, medical experts have not been able to
get an accurate measure of Bloomberg's height (as they're too entranced
by his greatness) but estimate that he's between 8 and 11 feet tall.

Large-Faced Gorilla Soldier.
Ahem.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (ZS9TG)

471 Well, Mike's height isn't the issue so much as his height coupled with his Stalinist tendencies.

--

Well yeah, that's it. I'm not always going to not laugh at the height jokes, because it's a hoot here and yes, it's funny.

I would just rather him get repeatedly slammed for his tyrannical daddy figure tendencies. He needs another moniker to stick that showcases that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (JoUsr)

472 Jeff Buckley was great. Damned shame about him.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (90T4r)

473 What ido you guys play ?



Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (lhUp5)


Old Fender Highway One Telecaster through a Blues Junior. Need a mild distortion pedal.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (Y4WlI)

474 >>I honestly do not care about Mike's height, but his paternalist attitude deserves ridicule at all points.


I only care about it as Trump's method of getting under his skin. My hubby is not tall and it's never mattered, and he definitely does not have a Napoleon complex.

This lil' would-be tyrant runs around surrounded by armed security guards yet wants the rest of us to be unarmed. Any blow to his ego that works is fine by me.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (bDqIh)

475 I mean Trump did not buy the Republican nomination but if Bloomberg gets it he will have.Ridiculous to compare them.(talking about the piece I linked)

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (KNsKs)

476 Well, incorrect implies there is a correct answer.
Maybe Judge Stupid Asshole would like to tell us what the correct answer IS.
To be followed shortly thereafter by her removal from her position since she is obviously anything part impartial.




Posted by: damnedYankee at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (tOvj0)

477 Jeff Buckley was great. Damned shame about him.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (90T4r)

Supremely talented, but an idiot.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (CqE5x)

478 It wasn't the Mueller report it was the House IC report she claims was incorrect. That report was issued by Nunes.

AFAIK, the House IC never referred Stone for prosecution.

Posted by: MAGA at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (bloh/)

479 Judge Jackson rules that Stone's obstruction of justice conviction
sentence should be stronger because governmental resources were
unnecessarily expended.

____________


By this rationale, half of The Swamp and 95% of the Progda media should be in prison.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (wiMhy)

480 Oh here we go the dreaded "blowback"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/358938/

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (KNsKs)

481 Where's my axe handle?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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PICK handle. Just saying...

Posted by: Beauford Pusser at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (fZcn6)

482 Old Fender Highway One Telecaster through a Blues Junior. Need a mild distortion pedal.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (Y4WlI)

Sweet. I should get a strat but I just don't have time like I used to

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (lhUp5)

483 Little OT, but have you ever seen/ heard Charo play Classical guitar? She is really a gifted guitarist.

--

I've heard her play. She is really good.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (JoUsr)

484 The Constitution says "hold offices during times of good behavior", but then gives Congress the power to establish and abolish courts at their discretion.

I'm not getting "lifetime appointment" from that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (1ISKN)

485 459 These guitar puns may be a bridge too far.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (2DOZq)

He ordered Chet's guitar course COD, Makes A & E and he's working on B. Digs C&W&R&B an' an' me and a chimpanzee agree that one day soon he'll be a celebrity!

Posted by: Guitarzan at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (Vy7tf)

486 I got waaay too many guitars to list.

I mainly play a 59 Jazzmaster and a Jap C. Shop Telecaster Ultra Deluxe (closest spec model) through a 66 Princeton Reverb. Wah pedal and 20-28 feet of cable.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (j8F0t)

487 In all fairness Bloomberg does seem to have the whole "Stop and Frisk" policy down pat.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (m45I2)

488 Same rational means McCabe and Comey should be rotting in jail.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

489 He needs another moniker to stick that showcases that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (JoUsr)

Mini-Mussolini? Lil douche?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (1CjJc)

490 Everyone knows Trump is guilty. His cronies are everywhere, burying everything. Stone is ONE that got caught.
Posted by: No

You too cam get rich working at home. Send $5 to http:/Scottishhermit/livinginabeehivehut/laveyhadedbumtwits

Posted by: Sock Monkey...accountant in recovery at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (Dhwaq)

491 I play a well used Gibson acoustic. I am no good, but persistent.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (90T4r)

492 Just the other day I saw Michael Bloomberg walking along the streets of a small Nevada town and bending down to give all of the disabled transgender illegal alien veterans of color put out of work by Donald Trump's Economic collapse 400 oz bars of Gold.

MIKE BLOOMBERG IS TRULY A SAINT!

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (ovHX/)

493 I mean, hell - Empress Thundershart got Bernzhev to endorse her for the price of... a lake house. It's not like these sooper-principled Dems are very expensive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (fUqBx)
++++++++++++
It is always surprising to me, even though it shouldn't be. With the possible exception of the Clintons, what I find shocking is not that these people are for sale, but how cheaply they are bought.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (I2dne)

494 He ordered Chet's guitar course COD, Makes A & E and he's working on B. Digs C&W&R&B an' an' me and a chimpanzee agree that one day soon he'll be a celebrity!

Posted by: Guitarzan at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM



Well...damn!
I've had worse ear worms though.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (axyOa)

495 I want to learn to play guitar but I have hobbit hands. The palms are normal, but I have freaky little sausage fingers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (1ISKN)

496 I play a Fender Strat Plus. My amp died so I use a beater practice amp. Has decent sound for what it is, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (NWiLs)

497 This one was the worst offender.
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM


Gotta gibson credit for that one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (ejd/p)

498 >>Jeff Buckley was great. Damned shame about him.


Wasn't he abused by his stepfather?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

499 What do you guys play ?

Right now mostly a Suhr Classic T or a Gibby ES 339.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (X/Pw5)

500 488 Same rational means McCabe and Comey should be rotting in jail.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

No one will besmirch the reputation of the FBI on my watch, missy

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (ONvIw)

501 Barbara Mandrell can play the steel guitar and the saxophone like a boss.

I've been play sax again for the past month. I suck.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

502 I did a quick pic search on Amy Berman Jackson.

One glance was enough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (Ejm1K)

503 I was gonna call him 32oz Mike, but I just can't get away from that height thing! Little Gulp? See, here I go again.

*wanders off*

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (JoUsr)

504 495 I want to learn to play guitar but I have hobbit hands. The palms are normal, but I have freaky little sausage fingers.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (1ISKN)

Consider mandolin. No, seriously, no snark.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (90T4r)

505 I have two guitars. my brothers'. they don't play them anymore so they let me have them.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (1wiZs)

506 >>I want to learn to play guitar but I have hobbit hands. The palms are normal, but I have freaky little sausage fingers.


Get a Fender Jaguar or a late 50s Melody Maker.

I've seen tiny little Japanes girls that f'n shred...I don't think your hands will hold you back.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (j8F0t)

507 Well yeah, that's it. I'm not always going to not laugh at the height jokes, because it's a hoot here and yes, it's funny.

I would just rather him get repeatedly slammed for his tyrannical daddy figure tendencies. He needs another moniker to stick that showcases that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (JoUsr)
--------------

Mike "Stalin" Bloomberg.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (RIAR/)

508 I play the meat flute.

Posted by: Buttgig at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (BIGfR)

509 how did you guys get from kangaroo courts to guitars?

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (iTXRQ)

510 I bought a guitar and was starting to practice when I was stationed at Fort Huachuca for schooling, but my sister took it while I was in Afghanistan. I doubt she still even has it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (wCmLp)

511 I have a Telecaster, an SG and an Ibanez that's good for getting my metal on.

And a Taylor acoustic. And a Carver semi-hollowbody bass that my brother gave me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (qaSBO)

512 Once the judges decided 'shall hold their offices during times of good behavior' meant their appointments were lifetime we lost control of the third branch.

The problem is less with the judicial decisions as it is with congress refusing to do anything about judges to rein them in. Congress has incredible power over federal judges, but almost never, ever uses it. Then, when they do (Alcee Hastings) they let the guy in and praise him when he gets elected.

In the history of the United States, over 200 years, 14 federal judges have been impeached. Of those, 8 were convicted and removed from office, and 3 resigned before the trial.

They just will not do their damned job and deal with activist judges and ones failing to carry out their duties.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

513 Cheaply venal,stupidly verbose( a line in a song)

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (KNsKs)

514 I was gonna call him 32oz Mike, but I just can't get away from that height thing! Little Gulp? See, here I go again.

*wanders off*
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM


He's like the Democrats' secret nuclear weapon! Little Boy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (ejd/p)

515 how did you guys get from kangaroo courts to guitars?
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (iTXRQ)


We are The Horde.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (wCmLp)

516 >>499
What do you guys play ?

Komatsuya shamisen.
Unplugged.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (ZS9TG)

517 Mine's a D-18 Martin, bought new in 1972, the year Richard Nixon won 49 states, 520 electoral votes, in a landslide.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (+fPHo)

518 >>It is always surprising to me, even though it shouldn't be. With the
possible exception of the Clintons, what I find shocking is not that
these people are for sale, but how cheaply they are bought.


Wasn't Bernie's wife under investigation by the FBI at that point?

That might have been an incentive, too: help me win and I will call off the FBI (just look how I got Comey to fold).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (bDqIh)

519 Mini-Mussolini? Lil douche?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (1CjJc)
------------

Ill Douche

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (RIAR/)

520 Shit, no I am getting guitar covetousness. Hafta go shopping, looks like.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (90T4r)

521 >>Suhr Classic T


Nice. I have a set neck strat (Ultra Plus Carvetop) that was built when he and Gene Baker were at the Fender C. Shop. Gene told me they made about a dozen of them.

Always loved the Suhrs that came through here.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (j8F0t)

522 I once saw Barbara Mandrell play side by side with Roy Clark (who is a masterclass musician). They both picked up and played one instrument after another, kind of challenging each other for fun. She blew me away. An amazing talent. Beautiful, too.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (JoUsr)

523 I bought a guitar and was starting to practice when I was stationed at Fort Huachuca for schooling, but my sister took it while I was in Afghanistan. I doubt she still even has it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM



Loved Huachuca. Taught there for four years.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)

524 I have a Seagull acoustic that I noodle around with. I'm sure as hell not a musician.

Two things at our house relegated to the deck- cigars and guitars. Heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (m45I2)

525 Fun Fact: during Michael Bloomberg's time as mayor he was often mistaken for King Kong due to his towering stature.

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (ovHX/)

526 AP article from back in November, 2019.

"(Stone) ... faces a prison sentence for a collection of crimes that essentially amounts to exaggerating how much he knew, then lying and scrambling to keep those boasts from being exposed."

Not exactly covering up for Trump ... and we still haven't heard from Assange ... he offered to tell his source, Mueller Coup team was not interested, (because it contradicted their false narrative, designed to trap Trump)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

527 That's total BS, btw. About revenge best served cold. Revenge is best served piping hot and fresh.

The you can move on to a new batch of revenge.

.....

Revenge is a dish best served proactively.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (MMC4G)

528 My favorite guitar right now isn't even mine...it's my buddy's Paul Reid Smith Santana.

PRS's are so sweet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (qaSBO)

529 My acoustic is a Washburn budget sub-brand. It's no Taylor but gets the job done.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

530 Loved Huachuca. Taught there for four years.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)


It was ok. Tuscan was a nice town. I used to drive down on Sat mornings, hit the Davis Monthan gym, get a hotel, and go dancing that night.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 01:58 PM (wCmLp)

531 Revenge of The 'Stache

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2020 01:58 PM (ILS6+)

532 I got waaay too many guitars to list.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (j8F0t)

Yeah.....25-30...anything from some Chinese stuff to some custom US makes.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (X/Pw5)

533 With the possible exception of the Clintons, what I find shocking is not that these people are for sale, but how cheaply they are bought.

Yeah, Bloomberg could get most of the Dem ticket to walk away for what he earns in a month.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

534 So then I looked at the debate stage and the other candidates are all within a few inches of Pete
------
I can not see Petey without imagining that he is an Alfred E. Newman ventriloquist's dummy.

Posted by: Beauford Pusser at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (U7Mh9)

535 The hawaiian judge blinked

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (HALdu)

536 >>PRS's are so sweet.


Now you are in my wheelhouse.

I have a TON of early PRS. Sigs, LEs, Custom 24s from the early runs...85, 86...10th Anniversaries.

Love me some PRS.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (j8F0t)

537 I'd like to get in on the guitar puns, but my mind is flat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (Ejm1K)

538 452
So then I looked at the debate stage and the other candidates are all
within a few inches of Pete. These people are tiny - it's not just
Bloomberg. Whoever gets the nomination will likely be dwarfed by Trump,
LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at F


I looked at the debate stage and saw:
--A surprised otter (Mike B.)
--someone's bitter ex-wife (Warren)

--a crazy uncle who did too much LSD in the 60s (Bernie)

--A person who you were assigned to do a group project with but did absolutely no work and is dumb as a chalkboard eraser (Biden)
--A wine mom who struggles to regain her former cheerleading looks but can't pull it off. Tries to be the smartest woman in the room only to realize she IS the only woman in the room (Klobuchar)
--A guy who reminds you of Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter only he is gay, who achieved the status of mayor yet wants to hit above his grade regarding running for office. Polite enough to give you a reach around while screwing you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (N39Ws)

539 I got a new guitar shipped to me yesterday. It should acclimated by the time I get home this evening. It's a Taylor 414ce in rosewood. Very, much looking forward to playing it.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (B99TD)

540 315 I'm no fan of Roger Stone, but that performance today by that alleged Judge was right out of the Dem playbook... No bias there... I'm become more skeptical everyday that anyone will be convicted from the coup...
Posted by: It's me donna


Welcome to the dark side.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (sNYFR)



Careful lest you be accused of setting your hair on fire and getting insulted for thinking it would be absolutely absurd for the government to whitewash it's own corrupt behavior and do anything but give the lightest of wrist slaps for it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (Z7lwY)

541 /E. Tennessee Justice administration

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (U7Mh9)

542 Yeah his main problem is that he thinks he knows better than everyone else, and that he should use power to impose that "better way" on everyone. He's a sawed-off tyrant with leftist tendencies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, he's off the scale authoritarian.

Trump said that Dems have strayed from the party of JFK, but he was more of a replacement for royal court in their eyes, they've never adhered to him much in terms of his politics. They're firmly the party of FDR in their desire for near dictatorial powers from the executive and a wholly subservient press that functions as their PR.

Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (gDSJf)

543 A Gretsch and a Schecter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (jRRV+)

544 Amy Berman Hackson

Posted by: damnedYankee at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (tOvj0)

545 Envy is a Sin. Must resist.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (90T4r)

546 >>PRS's are so sweet.


They made a run of Santana bodied axes built from Korina 5-6 years back now that are genuine sleepers.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (j8F0t)

547 533
With the possible exception of the Clintons, what I find shocking is
not that these people are for sale, but how cheaply they are bought.



Yeah, Bloomberg could get most of the Dem ticket to walk away for what he earns in a month.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

Its been long established that politicians are whores. All that is being done now is haggling over price.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (N39Ws)

548 Nood flambe de skull

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (1CjJc)

549 460
Taking your brain temperature with a meat thermometer is an ugly thing.

Posted by: Shit Happens

I saw Madonna open up for Meat Thermometer in 1983
Posted by: JoeF.
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Ha. I first read that as Madonna inserts... - hey wait a minute. LOL, Horde mind and all.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (RcLFK)

550 They just keep pushing, pushing, like Lenin said, "probe with the knife until you find steel, then withdraw".

Most of this rolls off my shoulders because if it didn't the ongoing leftist machinations could leave one angry and bitter 24/7 very easily.

But, this repeated double standard of justice, the Antifa immunity from the law, and the Northam threat on firearms really are blood boilers personally.

Most of the time I dismiss the reactions from the right about a civil war or some form of street justice as not being likely. But I am starting to feel like if these leftist idiots do not realize when enough is enough, there may truly be some firestorms coming.

I

Posted by: RM at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (U3LtS)

551 I once saw Barbara Mandrell play side by side with Roy Clark (who is a masterclass musician). They both picked up and played one instrument after another, kind of challenging each other for fun. She blew me away. An amazing talent. Beautiful, too.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020


*
*

Did they ever sing together? Clark's rendition of "Yesterday When I Was Young" is dynamite, and Barbara can handle an upbeat song like nobody's business.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (Ejm1K)

552 >I'd like to get in on the guitar puns, but my mind is flat.

don't fret

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (iTXRQ)

553 Bakers, too. I have some sick Gene Baker built axes.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (j8F0t)

554 It is always surprising to me, even though it shouldn't be. With the possible exception of the Clintons, what I find shocking is not that these people are for sale, but how cheaply they are bought.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (I2dne)


They aren't used to the free market valuing things properly and have no fucking clue what things are worth. Again, this is why DJT is so effective compared to the insulated ruling class turds.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (y7DUB)

555 522 LadyinBlack, You might or might not know of Roy Clark's guest appearance on the old series, the Odd Couple. Roy really shows his excellent guitar work on an old Spanish flamenco std. You can find the clip on youtube if you look for it.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (EUDB2)

556 Friend of mine owns Infinity Guitars in Houston. Check out his site.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (2DOZq)

557 So to summarize
Flynn - hung out to dry
Pap - hung out to dry
Manafort - hung out to dry
Stone - hung out to dry

Comey - walks
McCabe - walks

But yeah, nothing but fucking winning all the way down

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (0nJEO)

558 PRS's are so sweet.


Now you are in my wheelhouse.

I have a TON of early PRS. Sigs, LEs, Custom 24s from the early runs...85, 86...10th Anniversaries.

Love me some PRS.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (j8F0t)
*******
A Friend of mine that have cover bands that I roadied for & Ran Sound loved PRS's & Finally had the money to get one & loves it & also Hated Starts Tele's growing up & now has 2 of both

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (BqBId)

559 68 53 Trump needs to pardon him now.

Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)




nah
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (HALdu)

Let the appeal process go through.

If they actually ask him to show up for Jail? THEN commute the sentence to the same amount of time as others who have lied to Congress.
Posted by: Romeo13

Stone didn't lie to congress. He told congress one thing (he had nothing to do with WikiLeaks)and witnesses another (I have very close connections with Wikileaks). The activist prosecutor and jurors decided to believe Stone lied to congress because lying to your associates and the media is not a crime, yet.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (kfcYC)

560 Somewhere out there is a video of Roy Clark and Glen Campbell doing a duet of Ghost Riders in the Sky.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (RD7QR)

561 He's got a pet monkey, likes to get drunk, he sang boogie woogie sounds real funky...

Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (RuIsu)

562 since we're on the subject, I used to be a flatpicker-
had a Guild Bluegrass Special which I sold cuz I need tires for my truck-
later I owned a Gibson Hummingbird (thanks, annual bonus!) but I sold it when I got laid off from the same job
I don't play anymore

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (iTXRQ)

563 Revenge is a dish best served proactively.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

With a fork and a sharp knife.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...accountant in recovery at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (Dhwaq)

564 Beer money alert! Over at WZ, they're saying Bloomy is paying $2500 to say nice things about him online.

To the best of my knowledge Michael Bloomberg has never been convicted of sodomizing a goat.

Where is my $2500?

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (iG2Io)

565 >Revenge is a dish best served proactively.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger



what about all-you-can-eat revenge

you heah four owah now!

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (iTXRQ)

566 471, His predecessor as NYC mayor, Fiorello LaGuardia was known as the Little Flower. The reason that short jokes did not work on him was that he walked the walk and talked the talk.

The reason being short bothers Mayor Mikey is that he spent his time in Bermuda and out of town and basically telephoned most of his mayoralty in. Jokes about his height reminds Mayor Mikey that there as some things that he cannot buy which probably infuriates him.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (EUDB2)

567 Most of the time I dismiss the reactions from the right about a civil war or some form of street justice as not being likely. But I am starting to feel like if these leftist idiots do not realize when enough is enough, there may truly be some firestorms coming.

I
Posted by: RM

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Posted by: Sock Monkey...accountant in recovery at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (Dhwaq)

568 127 I'd invite all you folks that think letting this go on would be a great political chess move to trade places with Roger Stone.
Let you be the one with a multi-year Federal sentence hanging over your head. Then tell me how eager you'd be to "let it all play out".
This shit-show needs to end. Today is not soon enough.
Posted by: Shit Happens

I think if Trump commutes the sentence, Stone would still have the ability to appeal or see it overturned. As long as Stone can talk about this now, that quite fun once he gets started.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (kfcYC)

569 >>had a Guild Bluegrass Special which I sold


Guild built some beautiful guitars. I have preferred a few Guilds to the Martins I have owned.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (j8F0t)

570 I believe that comment of the 'judge' makes Stone a political prisoner.

Posted by: PhilD at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (vaDQ7)

571 How can corrupt incompetent federal judges be removed?

Posted by: rechill at February 20, 2020 02:48 PM (Q1LXu)

572 571 How can corrupt incompetent federal judges be removed?
Posted by: rechill at February 20, 2020 02:48 PM (Q1LXu)

House would need to vote to impeach, and the Senate would need to have 66 votes to remove. So almost impossible if the corruption is political advantageous to one side of the aisle.

Posted by: Liberty at February 20, 2020 02:53 PM (RX+GO)

573 I hardly ever come out of lurk status but, the guitars! I didnt realize there were so many musicians in here!
Im a bass player myself.
Fender J and P's and MusicMan are my main rides.
Usually gig with the MusicMan and my Fender 5 string.

Posted by: Lowfibass at February 20, 2020 02:56 PM (ujwI/)

Bloodiest Moments of the Debate

If you were watching Trump's rally last night -- or something else -- you actually did miss something.

The Democrat Debate was a bloodbath.

There were a lot of deep, bubbling wounds inflicted.

It was kinda glorious.

Bloomberg bashes Sanders as a fake socialist with three houses and a million dollars in the bank:

Sanders snaps back, demanding to know which "tax haven" Bloomberg lives in:

Bootygag blasts Sanders as a Socialist, not a Democrat, and Bloomberg as a Republican carpetbagger, also not a Democrat:


Warren goes to her safe comfortable wooby of #WokeWhiteLiberalFeminist identity politics, blasting Bloomberg as a sexist who hates women:

She then ripped him about all the women who had sued Bloomberg personally or Bloomberg's company for discriminatory behavior. "Maybe they didn't like a joke I told."

The crowd did not like that diminishment of a liberal sacred cow.

Warren stayed in her RichLiberalWhiteWomanFemnist identity politics bubble, demanding that Bloomberg release the NDAs he forced former employees to sign so that they could talk about his behavior with women.

Bloomberg took a lot of inarticulate words -- claiming, so preposterously as to be actually miraculous, that these NDAs were signed to protect the women who sued him, rather than to protect himself -- before he finally said, "No way, sister."

This is brutal:

Joe Biden was barely present at the debate. That's not really different from previous debates.

But this debate, other candidates did not bother to even attack him. I don't remember a single attack on Biden. They know he's done.

Biden did have one moment where he was semi-cogent: Rebutting Mike Bloomberg's claim that he himself "stopped" the stop-and-frisk policy.

No, Biden says. Obama and I sent in "monitors" to get you to stop, and you still wouldn't stop.

Which cherished identity politics group does Bloomberg not offend?

Human Talking Point Machine Pete Bootygag tried to score way too many points on Amy Klobuchar for not remembering (or knowing) the name of Mexico's president.

It's not that there's no point to be scored here; it's just that this Smug Millennial Bitchboy seems to think that his status as Trivia Night Champ at the local South Bend Chi-Chi's is a Golden Wonka Ticket to the White House.

By the way: Politico seems to be forgetting a name themselves, no?

Here's Klobuchar saracastically telling the Human Talking Points Machine who has Learned Short Spanish Phrases to pander that he's "just so perfect."

He's like the gay version of Rubio.

Which is usually just called "Rubio."


What he says there in his Schoolboy Spanish is something like, "To the 'Dreamers,' this country is your country too."

Note well: The "Dreamers" are not Americans. They are illegal aliens. But he's promising to give them our country.

In Spanish, naturally.

I don't remember what was going on here, but Klobuchar and Buttigieg plainly hate each others' guts.

They're both right.

Former alleged "Republican" and strongly suspected turncoat leaker who destroyed the 2008 vice presidential candidate he himself picked Steve Schmidt warned his New Super Best Friend Besties on MSNBC and in the Democrat Party that they must not nominate the socialist Bernie Sanders.

But his New Best Friend Super Besties didn't really care what Steve Schmidt said.

Poor Steve! SAD!

The night's winner, most admit, is Donald Trump.


NeverTrump is dejected -- dejected that they will not have some kind of Democrat that they can vote for that they can pretend is "moderate."

Posted by: Ace at 11:58 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (77WPm)

2 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (KNsKs)

3 woo hoo! now to read the content!!

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (77WPm)

4 top 5

and it's a great book.

now to read the review/content...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (8D42x)

5 Right here baby!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM (oVO/h)

6 *quivering voice*

Do all of you people here think I'm DUMB?!?!?

-Amy Klob

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM (j3npP)

7 I didn't watch but I get the drift...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM (vEIlU)

8 Meanwhile - over at The Federalist - filed under "News That Should Shock Precisely Nobody"...

John Bolton Admits Last-Minute Impeachment Leak Was A Publicity Stunt

And a nice, loud LOLGF to you, asshole.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM (77WPm)

9 Warren goes to her safe comfortable wooby of #WokeWhiteLiberalFeminist identity politics, blasting Bloomberg as a sexist who hates women:

her arsenal of arrows

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (vEIlU)

10 The NeverTrumpers are going to be talking about this debate on the ship for at least half of the cruise.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (SUJyY)

11 I missed the debate -- apparently Mike did NOT "get it done?"
Also: #PowerpointPete

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 12:03 PM (bDqIh)

12 Bloomberg? bloomberg who? Now that Klobuchar....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:03 PM (6XlcD)

13 Smug Millennial Bitchboy has a real nice ring to it, and is so very apt. Two thumbs up!

Posted by: lizabth at February 20, 2020 12:04 PM (L3Rsz)

14 Bernie Sanders is such a schmuck. It's hard enough to imagine any of these clowns as commander in chief, but HIM?

I don't care how badly people say Bloomberg lost, I don't think it really matters in the end. He's got the bucks.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 12:04 PM (H8QX8)

15 BWAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAA!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 12:05 PM (NWiLs)

16 still reading the content here Boss!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 20, 2020 12:05 PM (6khLc)

17 The end of Michael Bloomberg in 2:19.

Bloomberg really does look freakish in that video. Tiny man with big head. It doesn't look real.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:05 PM (vEIlU)

18 New Bloomberg tweet/video:

https://tinyurl.com/tuqd8kg

Conservatives on twitter are flagging it as DOCTORED!

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:05 PM (cF8AT)

19 Remember the debate last night when a Democrat tells you they want to put aside differences and will work with you if you would only listen to their viewpoints.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at February 20, 2020 12:05 PM (r3KsD)

20 hey Demonrats!

LOLGF!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 20, 2020 12:05 PM (6khLc)

21 Early in the history of our country, merchant trade was a great engine of wealth creation. Boston and New York were the richest cities. Decades later, with agriculture Atlanta grew. In the age of the automobile Detroit became great. In the age of computers Silicone Valley. Under no circumstances should Washington DC have the richest counties. That is the sign of a swollen parasite.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (jRRV+)

22 "Smug Millennial Bitchboy seems to think that his status as Trivia Night
Champ at the local South Bend Chi-Chi's is a Golden Wonka Ticket to the
White House."

Haha. Although I think the smart play for Pissant Pete is to latch onto one of the septuagenarians running as their ankle-biter chihuahua running mate. Win or lose, he would establish himself as the heir for 2024 when it will be wide open.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (rzWtA)

23
Bloomberg bashes Sanders as a fake socialist with three houses and a million dollars in the bank:



-------

Yeah.... that hit a nerve. That point needs repeating as infinitum.

"Even the most ardent Socialist becomes a raging Capitalist when it comes to their own shit".

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

24 Have to admit, Bolton surprised me. I'd always considered him to be one of the good guys. Well, learning is a life long venture.

Posted by: Old Dude at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (LGXGf)

25 So, are we done with Judge Amy? Okay.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (90T4r)

26 Power Point Pete!

I hadn't heard Amy Klobuchar speak before. Was she nervous or does her voice always quiver so much? Yikes.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (+63U6)

27 OT: I use ad blocker everywhere except AoSHQ is 100% exempt but I am not getting any video or twitter clips that may be posted. All I see is the text. Any clues?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (DB16e)

28 seen enough of commie fucks puking all over the airwaves. call a janitor or something. i'm going to go watch ford vs. ferarri. time to do something constructive. the demonrats can sort out the rubble of their shitshow without my participation. the whole thing reminds me of watts in the sixties. only with a gay and geriatric phucktards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (KP5rU)

29 I love the, hey, you know, I got 3 houses, one in Washington, one in Vermont, and like a lot of people in Vermont, ANOTHER house in Vermont answer.

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (9VeU0)

30 Julie Kelly
Judge going out of her way to discredit Nunes report on Russian collusion:

Bill Rehkopf @BillRehkopf
Replying to @BillRehkopf @CBSNewsRadio and 2 others
Jackson says Stone corruptly influenced and impeded the House Judiciary Committee when he lied before the panel, when he obstructed Congress by stonewalling on providing evidence, and tampered with Randy Credico. "This was planned," she says

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (BqBId)

31 Meanwhile - over at The Federalist - filed under "News That Should Shock Precisely Nobody"...



John Bolton Admits Last-Minute Impeachment Leak Was A Publicity Stunt



And a nice, loud LOLGF to you, asshole.



Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM

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He should be taken out and shot.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (JUOKG)

32 Crichton's Amy the Chimp > the other Amy's.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (90T4r)

33 I hadn't heard Amy Klobuchar speak before. Was she nervous or does her voice always quiver so much? Yikes.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (+63U6)


The way her head shakes I wonder if she has Parkinsons

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (9VeU0)

34 I watched. It was....something.

Ace Matt Gaetz went on The View this morning and put some facts to the crones about all of Barry's pardons, including terrorists. They yelled over him, but he steamrolled them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

35 Should I continue with the Stone trial tweets or just keep it on the previous thread?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

36 This is gonna be one of those fun threads where everyone loses their places all the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (q80AH)

37 Again how is someone not prepared with a witty retort when you know exactly what the attack will be? Bloomberg at least had one good one but it didn't apply to his defense and it looked rehearsed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (rxtQa)

38 I don't remember what was going on here, but Klobuchar and Buttigieg plainly hate each others' guts.


Jockeying to stay in the race. Butt thinks he needs to take out Klob in order to survive. The strategy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:08 PM (vEIlU)

39 Bloomberg bashes Sanders as a fake socialist with three houses and a million dollars in the bank:



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Yeah.... that hit a nerve. That point needs repeating as infinitum.

"Even the most ardent Socialist becomes a raging Capitalist when it comes to their own shit".
Posted by: fixerupper


Bernie should have replied back, look around Mayor, we're all socialists here!"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:08 PM (sNYFR)

40
"Or are you mocking me here, Pete?"

PB: ..........

Correct reply: "Yes. I am mocking you here."

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:08 PM (QgtlX)

41 Did the "judge" give Stones sentence yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:08 PM (6XlcD)

42 klobuchar is the evil daughter of janet reno.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2020 12:08 PM (KP5rU)

43 31 Meanwhile - over at The Federalist - filed under "News That Should Shock Precisely Nobody"...



John Bolton Admits Last-Minute Impeachment Leak Was A Publicity Stunt



And a nice, loud LOLGF to you, asshole.



Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM

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He should be taken out and shot.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (JUOKG)

And he was the Neocon darling during the W years. Sort of a Rovian fellow, eh?

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 12:08 PM (90T4r)

44 Nasty little hobbits are trying to steal our nominations. We hates them FOREVER.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 20, 2020 12:09 PM (Xawuy)

45 39 Bernie should have replied back, look around Mayor, we're all socialists here!"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:08 PM (sNYFR)

============

"I will rule you with an iron fist as the king that I am!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:09 PM (q80AH)

46 Relevant tweet:

John Hayward
@Doc_0
"True Conservatives for Bernie" is a bit of an awkward position, but deep down a lot of NeverTrumpers will be delighted if Sanders wins. They look forward to screaming "WE TOLD YOU SO!" with exultant joy and blaming every horror of the Sanders regime on Trump voters.

8:58 AM · Feb 20, 2020·TweetDeck

Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 20, 2020 12:09 PM (YVJxS)

47 Should I continue with the Stone trial tweets or just keep it on the previous thread?
Posted by: Tami


Yes. Here, please.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:09 PM (sNYFR)

48 35 Should I continue with the Stone trial tweets or just keep it on the previous thread?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (cF8AT)


Hmm. Got kinda confusing, didn't it?

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 12:09 PM (90T4r)

49 This is the exciting time of a primary - when the knives come out. It was exciting when we had the deep bench in 2016 and the Dems had a 2-horse race. It's gonna get LIT with these psychopaths.

Petey did well. He's taking ownership of the "outsider" lane. Bernie is taking ownership of the "radical" lane and Bloomberg is taking ownership of the "insider/establishment" lane.

Remember, this is not a war of all-against-all yet. This is three wars for their respective lanes. Once established, the lanes go to war with each other for supremacy. That begins, in all likelihood, after Super Tuesday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:09 PM (I2dne)

50

Where was Steyerfoam?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (UUva/)

51
@BillRehkopf

Now, Jackson is shifting to Stone's character, saying he cultivated an image of a "provocateur" and a "bare-knuckled brawler." Also cites the "beautiful" letter of Stone's step-daughter who spoke of Stone's kindness and generosity.

Should say that the "provocateur" and "brawler" comments came from letters sent to the judge.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (cF8AT)

52 That MessNBC clip was painful to watch. What type of retard voluntarily inflicts that swill on themselves?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (y7DUB)

53 go long on futures of Suicide Booths, Inc.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (RKQ/v)

54 Why did no one ask Buttyjizz why his kind destroyed the Boy Scouts?

Posted by: RKae at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (/fWqi)

55 "Which cherished identity politics group does Bloomberg not offend?"

Little People


ok, now give me a hard question

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (Wm5SB)

56 My favorite debate moments:
1. Joe Biden yelling he's "met with 2 Mexican presidents" and doesn't say their names. No chance he knew them. Then saying he supervised bazillions of dollars in aid to Latin American but that's why they're leaving.


2. Joe suddenly liking tariffs on the Chinese and dirty mongolian coal or something. Land War in Asia stuff

3. Warren wanting to ban fraking.

4. Bernie wanting to redistribute 20% of every corporation and give it to communist workers

5. Bloomy having no answer to NDAs except they didn't like his jokes

6. Criminalizing energy execs or was it killing?

7. Bernie confusing how long he has left with how long the earf has left.


9. Bootygag's giving away the country to illegals.

10. The audience couldn't drown out the hecklers with USA.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (nRWPy)

57 Tami, keep it here. I'm also watching live feed outside the courthouse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (ptqGC)

58 >>>35 Should I continue with the Stone trial tweets or just keep it on the previous thread?


please continue. I debated putting up that as a thread.


Posted by: ace at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (PbpT7)

59 The way her head shakes I wonder if she has Parkinsons
Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (9VeU0)
+++++++++++++
I know a filthy joke about that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (I2dne)

60 Trump campaign's statement on the #DemDebate: "The Democrat Party is in the midst of a full-scale meltdown. Americans are watching the party of JFK be torn apart by anti-job socialists and anti-worker globalists who want to control every aspect of Americans' lives."

The Democrats do not want to put a man on the moon, or Mars, but more illegals in the US. That's it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:11 PM (vEIlU)

61 49 This is the exciting time of a primary - when the knives come out. It was exciting when we had the deep bench in 2016 and the Dems had a 2-horse race. It's gonna get LIT with these psychopaths.

Petey did well. He's taking ownership of the "outsider" lane. Bernie is taking ownership of the "radical" lane and Bloomberg is taking ownership of the "insider/establishment" lane.

Remember, this is not a war of all-against-all yet. This is three wars for their respective lanes. Once established, the lanes go to war with each other for supremacy. That begins, in all likelihood, after Super Tuesday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:09 PM (I2dne)

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They should have started this shit before Iowa.

Instead, no one rose to the top with any fire or passion, leaving a wide open space for someone to inject a lot of money and manufacture passion.

But no enemies to the left, you know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:11 PM (q80AH)

62 Should I continue with the Stone trial tweets or just keep it on the previous thread?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

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Move them to here....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

63 What a Shit Show.

I told you all this was gonna be the best Primary evah!

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:11 PM (j8F0t)

64 I missed The View today. I always miss The View, but after hearing in the last thread that Matt Gaetz shouted through their insane blather to enumerate Obama's pardons, I really really would like to see a replay of it.

Is there hope on YouTube?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2020 12:11 PM (+fPHo)

65 @dsamuelsohn

Jackson: "I'm not passing judgment on Roger Stone the man. That falls to a higher authority.

Jackson notes Stone's charitable work, including his advocacy on medical marijuana, urging GOP to take a new stance on people of color. "The letters are compelling and they are sincere and they are all part of the picture before me."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:11 PM (cF8AT)

66 What's that make, eight Democrat debates in a row that Trump has won?

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 12:11 PM (EYsyU)

67 Now, Jackson is shifting to Stone's character, saying he cultivated an image of a "provocateur" and a "bare-knuckled brawler." Also cites the "beautiful" letter of Stone's step-daughter who spoke of Stone's kindness and generosity.

Stone is being re-prosecuted

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:11 PM (6XlcD)

68 Notice Bloomberg talking about NDA says it's between the company and a man or woman or something more than that.



Heh

Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2020 12:11 PM (BIGfR)

69 Best quip about last night's debate that I saw online:

"Bloomberg brought a wallet to a knife fight."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (XehFa)

70 @BillRehkopf

Jackson acknowledges that family considerations are taken into account, but cautions the responsibility does not come from the prosecution or the court, but from Stone's actions.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (cF8AT)

71 Thank god for Bloomberg's hubris in thinking he was the best moderate candidate. If he had thrown his news network and billions at one of the DNC 'moderates' months ago and the rest of the FNM had gotten aboard they might have succeeded in conning the LIVs again.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (n4y+3)

72 Only 3 house?

I own them all stated Winnie the Pooh Xi of the Chinese Communist Party.

Posted by: CCP news at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (r3KsD)

73 I'd like to see Stone interrupt the judge.

"Cut to fucking chase, bitch."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (H8QX8)

74 @dsamuelsohn

Jackson cites Stone's reputation as well-known political troublemaker: "The problem is nothing about this case was a joke. It wasn't funny. It wasn't a stunt and it wasn't a prank."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (cF8AT)

75 >>59
The way her head shakes I wonder if she has Parkinsons

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (9VeU0)

+++++++++++++

I know a filthy joke about that. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (I2dne)


You are being coy. You will tell your filthy joke.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (QgtlX)

76
Ya know - I disagreed with stop and frisk from the first time I heard about it. But, my objections to it are on the grounds of potential abuse, and the precedent it sets for further incursions by LE.

I prefer the old, corrupt ways of dealing with this, rather than a spooky new way of making it legal and subjecting everyone to strongarm policing instead of just the known bad elements.

I always rejected the assumption by its opponents on the Left that its a racist policy. I think (for the most part) proponents of stop-and-frisk were speaking in good faith, and believed it to be a reasonable and acceptable approach to crime control. I just think that they're wrong about it.

But in light of Bloomberg's prior statements, he may be an actual racist. Not just saying that because "their rules." He seems to sneeringly condescend toward blacks and lump them together as a unitary criminal element.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (AzW6q)

77 Willowed:

Idea for Trump: "I hear by commute Roger Stone's sentence to be no longer than the time James Comey or Andrew McCabe spends in jail for their crimes of lying to the FBI and Congress."

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (G0vdT)

78 "The myth of electability" isn't just propelling Sanders' campaign.

It's propelling all of these losers' campaigns.

None of them will beat Trump.

They may as well choose Butt-gag to be their sacrificial goat for 2020. He likes getting butt-f*cked, and that is what Trump is going to do to whichever one of these idiots gets the Dim nom.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (k4dH2)

79 Warren claims she has been fighting since a child.

That was Hillary's big claim, that she was a fighter.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (+fPHo)

80 Bernie sputtering like some sitcom crank was hilarious. Mini Mike pulled a Trump on the commie pile of shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (y7DUB)

81 21 Early in the history of our country, merchant trade was a great engine of wealth creation. Boston and New York were the richest cities. Decades later, with agriculture Atlanta grew. In the age of the automobile Detroit became great. In the age of computers Silicone Valley. Under no circumstances should Washington DC have the richest counties. That is the sign of a swollen parasite.
Posted by: BourbonChicken



Hey!! Wait a minute..that's unfai...

Nah, just kidding. You're right! This particular parasite is lower middle class though. I have to use coupons to get the good blood.

Posted by: Puddleglum lives in Fairfax County at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (vN4+Q)

82 71 Thank god for Bloomberg's hubris in thinking he was the best moderate candidate. If he had thrown his news network and billions at one of the DNC 'moderates' months ago and the rest of the FNM had gotten aboard they might have succeeded in conning the LIVs again.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (n4y+3)

=========

"It worked when I threw everything behind Kamala Harris!"
-Carlos Slim

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (q80AH)

83 @BillRehkopf

Jackson continues to outline considerations she must take into account when coming up with sentence, including one that is "sufficient enough." Says original sentencing memorandum was well-researched and according to law. But says that's too much.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (cF8AT)

84 Since none of them like the Second Amendment, we should give them maces and club. The dead should be ejected from the arena by trebuchet.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (VpIIl)

85 Meanwhile - over at The Federalist - filed under "News That Should Shock Precisely Nobody"...

John Bolton Admits Last-Minute Impeachment Leak Was A Publicity Stunt

And a nice, loud LOLGF to you, asshole.
Posted by: DocJ at February



Whoever wrote that subhead should be fired.

Nothing in the story says that and neither did he.

This is the Federalist?

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (HALdu)

86 >>>41 Did the "judge" give Stones sentence yet?


no, but she's fucking signalled she's going to give him 9 years or so. She's claiming that his "lie" caused the Mueller Report to be "incorrect," by which she means, "Not what we in #TheResistance had been promised by CNN and MSNBC."

She's going for a vengeance sentence, to try to "rescue" the Russia Collusion Lie.

See, it was all true but Stone Lied and then made it appear to not be true...

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (PbpT7)

87 Newsbusters will probably have Gaetz appearance on The View up soon. Damn, Gaetz was good.

Meggie reminded him "I'm not a Trumper." Bless her heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

88 Vote for Bernie Dems, he's pale, exhausted, and ready for cardiac arrest!

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

89 Is there a list somewhere of upcoming Trump rallies? Would love to go to one--historic.

Posted by: PJ at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (qlTN9)

90 >>79
Warren claims she has been fighting since a child.

That was Hillary's big claim, that she was a fighter. Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (+fPHo)


"Born Fighting." -- Jim Webb, circa whenever

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (QgtlX)

91 >>> 8 John Bolton Admits Last-Minute Impeachment Leak Was A Publicity Stunt


I want his usefulness to be burned to the ground with everyone. He can give mustache rides to hobos in the park to pay his cardboard box rent.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (Y/kJ7)

92
See, it was all true but Stone Lied and then made it appear to not be true...

One word... Bitch

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (6XlcD)

93 >>Warren claims she has been fighting since a child.


I Don't Want to go into the Papoose!

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (j8F0t)

94 I'm all for Bernie winning the nomination, as long as he loses the general, too. I'd love to see far-left socialism out loud and proud, only to be rejected by the American people.

Unfortunately, I think Bernie may have the best shot of the bunch at beating Trump. "Free everything" paid for by "the 1%" is a tough message to beat. It may have been enough to win in 2016, as the economy was still weak and Trump largely unproven. With the economy doing well and Trump not failing, I think he has the edge still.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (xvfJC)

95 @BillRehkopf

Jackson continues to outline considerations she must take into account when coming up with sentence, including one that is "sufficient enough." Says original sentencing memorandum was well-researched and according to law. But says that's too much.
Posted by: Tami at February



She might not have noticed that things are different from when the trial began.

Hammer him and see what happens.

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (HALdu)

96 Bloomberg is so provincial, he gives other provincials a bad name.

Is there a group of people in our country this midget hasn't insulted?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (VpIIl)

97 Where was Steyerfoam?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (UUva/)

Didn't give the DNC enough $$....see Bloomie.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (X/Pw5)

98 @dsamuelsohn

Here we go: Jackson says that the 7-9 year sentence recommendation concerned her and "would be greater than necessary."

Huh...I was wrong. I thought for sure she'd go max or above.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

99 friends speculate that she will come in just slightly below the 7 to 9 years the original reccomendations called for, so she can claim she "knocked it down some."

By the way, friends also point out that the prosecutor running this is a Deep Stater who is pretty much ignoring the actual DOJ sentencing memo, that is, he's basically suggesting that the FIRST, discarded memo was right and everything since then is a Trumpy Lie.

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (PbpT7)

100 Meggie reminded him "I'm not a Trumper." Bless her heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

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But your a thumper.... and a humper..... and a midnight plumper....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (8XRCm)

101 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says she agrees with the amended sentence memo, in terms of its scope. She also says that the defense's probation request is "simply not sufficient."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

102 91 >>> 8 John Bolton Admits Last-Minute Impeachment Leak Was A Publicity Stunt

Tell Romney

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (6XlcD)

103 >>She's going for a vengeance sentence, to try to "rescue" the Russia Collusion Lie.


That cunt needs to be defrocked, tarred and feathered and walked of a pier.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (j8F0t)

104 89 Is there a list somewhere of upcoming Trump rallies? Would love to go to one--historic.
Posted by: PJ at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (qlTN9)

=========

Back in early 2016, I was torn about whether to actually go to the little Trump rally in SC.

There was no way he was going to win. The location was an hour away. It'd probably be a headache.

Well, I had taken the week off from work to see as many of them as possible, so I did it anyway. Glad I did. Now, I'm probably the only person on earth who has a biography of Zachary Taylor signed by Donald Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (q80AH)

105 >>Huh...I was wrong. I thought for sure she'd go max or above.

she's gonna come right in under it. Instead of 84 months, she'll say 80.

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (PbpT7)

106 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (AzW6q)

I never liked it. It reminds me of 'show me your papers' .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (rxtQa)

107 Did the "judge" give Stones sentence yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:08 PM (6XlcD)



And get off her political soapbox? She might be there all day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 12:16 PM (kw5n8)

108 She's going for a vengeance sentence, to try to "rescue" the Russia Collusion Lie.

See, it was all true but Stone Lied and then made it appear to not be true...
Posted by: ace at February 20, 2020 12:13 PM (PbpT7)

Exactly.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 12:16 PM (H8QX8)

109 Is there a group of people in our country this midget hasn't insulted?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (VpIIl)

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WE'VE HAD OUR HANDS UP ALL THREAD. ASSHOLE!!


~Midget Wrestlers

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 12:16 PM (8XRCm)

110 >>Is there a group of people in our country this midget hasn't insulted? Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (VpIIl)

Soldiers. Who have small faces. And happen to be simians.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:16 PM (QgtlX)

111 @BillRehkopf

Jackson continues to address defense sentence memo, saying Stone doesn't appear to have a medical issue that would prompt some relief in his sentence. She cites his extensive travel as an example.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:16 PM (cF8AT)

112 101 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says she agrees with the amended sentence memo, in terms of its scope. She also says that the defense's probation request is "simply not sufficient."
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

==========

So, she's kneecapping Barr's critics?

Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:16 PM (q80AH)

113 I say she gives Stone 4 years

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:17 PM (6XlcD)

114 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says Stone's travel for speaking engagements and other appearances "belies" the argument Stone supporters have used that she tried to "silence him" with the gag order.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:17 PM (cF8AT)

115 So, the Judge, through her speech, by talking about character, and things not presented before her in evidence, is proving we are now a Government of Men, not of LAW.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:17 PM (NgKpN)

116 This is some great stuff. It's the highlight reel, but it was a great reel. I didn't want to go through with it last night but those were some juicy and entertaining outtakes.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2020 12:17 PM (W+kMI)

117 112 101 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says she agrees with the amended sentence memo, in terms of its scope. She also says that the defense's probation request is "simply not sufficient."
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

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So, she's kneecapping Barr's critics?

Interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:16 PM (q80AH)
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So Barr was right?

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 12:17 PM (G0vdT)

118 I hate to sound so unlike my signature character, but it is reminding me more and more of the first election I voted in, 1972.

But this time, lets have both Houses, too. (I still blame Nixon for us not taking the Senate. Too much concentration on his own landslide.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ZbwAu)

119 You are being coy. You will tell your filthy joke.
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (QgtlX)
++++++++++++
As is well known, retirement communities are often deep with sexy times between the residents. At one such upscale community, Bill and Jeannie hooked up. It was fun and satisfying and they became something of an item, enjoying each-others "company" quite frequently.

One day they had a tee time scheduled, but Bill begged off, claiming illness. Jeannie went ahead without him. After a few holes, she got bored of the golf and went back to her apartment to get some soup for Bill. She put it in a container and let herself in to Bill's apartment.

Once inside, she finds him not ill, but rather deep inside Wendy, a woman from one floor up.

She cried out in despair, "Why, Bill? Why? What does Wendy have that I don't have?"

Bill, not breaking stride, looks at her and growls, "Parkinson's."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (I2dne)

120 The instant she bangs the Gavel, Trump should announce the Pardon.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (j8F0t)

121 So, she's kneecapping Barr's critics?

Interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:16 PM (q80AH)

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Welll..... who the fuck did SHE call in her chambers during the last recess.????

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (8XRCm)

122 I agree with that last quote though, the winner of the debate was Trump. He had a great rally, showed off his popular support again, and once again pointed out why he is the better man for the job. (Yeah Warren, I said MAN, wanna make something of it?)

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (W+kMI)

123 I read the content and it's beautiful ace!

Posted by: Bosk at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (9m9TT)

124 The instant she bangs the Gavel, Trump should announce the Pardon.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (j8F0t)

I'd wait to see where the appeals go

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (6XlcD)

125 Bloomberg is so provincial, he gives other provincials a bad name.

Is there a group of people in our country this midget hasn't insulted?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2020 12:14 PM (VpIIl)
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People with Bloomberg terminals?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:19 PM (I2dne)

126 Sounds way fun, TheJamesMadison!

Posted by: PJ at February 20, 2020 12:19 PM (qlTN9)

127 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says sentencing is "not an exact sentence." Says she has used sentencing memos, precedent, and her own judgment in determining how long Stone will be in prison.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:19 PM (cF8AT)

128 I agree with that last quote though, the winner of the debate was Trump. He had a great rally, showed off his popular support again, and once again pointed out why he is the better man for the job. (Yeah Warren, I said MAN, wanna make something of it?)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (W+kMI)
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Did he really say that? The Warren bit, I mean?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:19 PM (I2dne)

129 Huh...I was wrong. I thought for sure she'd go max or above.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:15 PM (cF8AT)



Option Two was to make it look fair and make Trump look like a monster when he pardons him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:19 PM (vEIlU)

130 All I can say is Bloomberg was everything I expected last night

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:19 PM (6XlcD)

131 I thought Bloomberg would sneak in and take the nomination.

But I'm starting to think the Buttigieg is rising.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 12:20 PM (MMC4G)

132 Seen girl fights before....they also rip off clothes while slapping.

Never seen men do that before.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 20, 2020 12:20 PM (25P6/)

133 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says sentencing is "not an exact sentence." Says she has used sentencing memos, precedent, and her own judgment in determining how long Stone will be in prison.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:19 PM (cF8AT)
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She seems to be doing a lot of preamble for what should be totally justified, doesn't she?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:20 PM (I2dne)

134 126 Sounds way fun, TheJamesMadison!
Posted by: PJ at February 20, 2020 12:19 PM (qlTN9)

=========

Dude can work a room.

He just riffed for 45 minutes. This was the day after the pope said something mean about him. So, it was polls and the pope, and he made it surprisingly compelling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:20 PM (q80AH)

135 But I'm starting to think the Buttigieg is rising.

Oh My!

Posted by: Chassen at February 20, 2020 12:20 PM (6XlcD)

136 @dsamuelsohn

Jackson on the cable TV pundits and letter writers who have opinions on what Stone's sentence should be. "The only ones who think this is easy are the ones who don't have to make the decision," she says.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:20 PM (cF8AT)

137 >>But I'm starting to think the Buttigieg is rising.


He's behind...but his base is swelling.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (j8F0t)

138 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says she is not sentencing Stone to keep him quiet. "I imagine he'll keep talking," the judge says.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (cF8AT)

139 Buttigieg, I thought it was Buttedgedge.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (W9xoM)

140 Here's a question for leftists that will freak out when Trump pardons Stone.

How is pardoning Stone any different from Obama and Holder declining to prosecute the Black Panthers for election interference?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (ZLI7S)

141 124 The instant she bangs the Gavel, Trump should announce the Pardon.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (j8F0t)

I'd wait to see where the appeals go
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (6XlcD)

Would Stone have to stay in the Epstein Suite, though, while waiting?

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (90T4r)

142 I guess when a light bringer says

"If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon"

that's not interfering in justice

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (rpxSz)

143 137 >>But I'm starting to think the Buttigieg is rising.


He's behind...but his base is swelling.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (j8F0t)

I expect him to ram it home on Super Tuesday.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (SUJyY)

144 Unfortunately, I think Bernie may have the best shot of the bunch at beating Trump.
________________

I kinda want to see Buttplug get the nod. Just for the fun of watching who gets the blame when he flames out. Will it be the fault of those nasty blue-collar Dim voters who can't hide their anti-gay bigotry, or the fault of the church-going blacks, or the fault of the macho hispanics, or the fault of the backwards muslims?

Which of their sub-groups will the Dims blame for his loss? Or will they just claim that it was the evil, homophobic Trump who turned the country against this nice little gay mayor?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (k4dH2)

145 140 Here's a question for leftists that will freak out when Trump pardons Stone.

How is pardoning Stone any different from Obama and Holder declining to prosecute the Black Panthers for election interference?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (ZLI7S)

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*checks notes*

Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (q80AH)

146 Jackson says she is not sentencing Stone to keep him quiet. "I imagine he'll keep talking," the judge says.

Unless she puts a gag order

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (6XlcD)

147 "He's like the gay version of Rubio."

Exactly. Buttgag also has a dash of Beto banality and ample pompous virtue signaling, too. Does anyone still think Buttgag is going places after he loses the primary? He almost was as repellent as Bloomberg and Warren, no small feat.

Bloomberg, by the way, probably is done. He has the money but let's face it, he's almost as doddering as Biden at times and has none of Invisible Joe's fake charm. Maybe there are no second acts in American politics.

I had thought the Dems just would steal the nomination from Bernie once again, but after last night it seems he's their best bet. It may still happen, but it's nowhere near as likely.

The winner from last night? Lunatic Democrats who want a second impeachment before November.

This is done.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (puu6v)

148 Enough already judge, give us the sentence.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (G0vdT)

149 137
>>But I'm starting to think the Buttigieg is rising.





He's behind...but his base is swelling.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (j8F0t)

Swing away Pete (and husband). Swing away.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (N39Ws)

150 Klobuchar and Buttigieg plainly hate each others' guts.
........

Which one was the horse-faced lesbian?

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (v0R5T)

151 @dsamuelsohn



Jackson on the cable TV pundits and letter writers who have opinions
on what Stone's sentence should be. "The only ones who think this is
easy are the ones who don't have to make the decision," she says.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:20 PM (cF8AT)


It's all about her, isn't it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

152 >>How is pardoning Stone any different from Obama and Holder declining to prosecute the Black Panthers for election interference?


Or, say...Mark Rich?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (j8F0t)

153 I missed The View today. I always miss The View, but after hearing in the last thread that Matt Gaetz shouted through their insane blather to enumerate Obama's pardons, I really really would like to see a replay of it.

Is there hope on YouTube?
Posted by: Les Kinetic


1200+ to Trump's 26.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:23 PM (sNYFR)

154 142 I guess when a light bringer says

"If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon"

that's not interfering in justice


Or "The police acted stupidly."

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:23 PM (6XlcD)

155 @BillRehkopf

Jackson now addressing the neutrality of the court in coming up with the sentence, taking a subtle dig at the president. She says she cannot be affected by someone whose political career could be impacted by the case. Also says she can't be "buffeted by the Left."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:23 PM (cF8AT)

156 NeverTrump is dejected -- dejected that they will not have some kind of
Democrat that they can vote for that they can pretend is "moderate."
________



Isn't Raul Castro still alive?

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 20, 2020 12:23 PM (WqPYg)

157 I am fine with bloomberg insulting everybody.

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:23 PM (HALdu)

158

I saw Horse Faced Lesbians open for The Dog Faced Pony Soldiers at the Palladium in 89.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2020 12:23 PM (aKsyK)

159 >>Bill, not breaking stride, looks at her and growls, "Parkinson's." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:18 PM (I2dne)


Filed for future use. Thanks.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:24 PM (QgtlX)

160 ackson says she is not sentencing Stone to keep him quiet. "I imagine he'll keep talking," the judge says.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (cF8AT)


wth

tell me more about your crazy brain

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:24 PM (vEIlU)

161 Did Sanders's head really turn bright red? Being as he's a dick head, shouldn't it have turned purple?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

162 @BillRehkopf

Jackson now addressing the neutrality of the court in coming up with the sentence, taking a subtle dig at the president. She says she cannot be affected by someone whose political career could be impacted by the case. Also says she can't be "buffeted by the Left."
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:23 PM (cF8AT)
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I think she means "I can be and am in the tank for the Left, and the more inside the beltway, the better."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:24 PM (I2dne)

163 @dsamuelsohn

Jackson: 'He was not prosecuted for standing up for the president. He was prosecuted for covering up for the president.'

Jackson: "Roger Stone will not be sentenced for who his friends are, or who his enemies are."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:24 PM (cF8AT)

164 So let me get this straight...sixty-billion dude is bashing five-million dude over his wealth?

Okay, they're Democrats, I don't care.

Posted by: JEM at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (8erNz)

165 Bloomberg:
"If I had a son, he would look like Chim-Chim."

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (QgtlX)

166 I think she means "I can be and am in the tank for the Left, and the more inside the beltway, the better."

Yup.. And I wonder who's "political " career she is speaking of?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (6XlcD)

167 @BillRehkopf

Jackson: "The sentence is not just about punishing him (Stone), but about being a deterrent to others...there was nothing phony about the investigation."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (cF8AT)

168 Last night was a blast. 40+ million registered democrats in the US and these lightweights are the best 6 they can come up with to challenge Trump. This election day will be more fun than 2016. Especially because I was in Germany and my daughter kept texting me in the middle of the night but also to watch them have to announce that Trump was elected...AGAIN!

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (dKm4U)

169 >>Jackson: 'He was not prosecuted for standing up for the president. He was prosecuted for covering up for the president.'


Covering up what, Judge? You got some proof or you just making shit up?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (j8F0t)

170 164 So let me get this straight...sixty-billion dude is bashing five-million dude over his wealth?

Okay, they're Democrats, I don't care.
Posted by: JEM at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (8erNz)

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Only one of them rails against the rich as something to be destroyed, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (q80AH)

171 LOLGF.


WISCONSIN

Trump 50% (+11) Klobuchar 39% . Trump 51% (+10) Warren 41% . Trump 49% (+ Buttigieg 41% . Trump 49% (+ Bloomberg 41% . Trump 50% (+7) Sanders 43% . Trump 49% (+7) Biden 42%

@QuinnipiacPoll

2/12-18

Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (BIGfR)

172 Jackson: 'He was not prosecuted for standing up for the president. He was prosecuted for covering up for the president.'

That's a f'ing lie.. What was there to cover up?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (6XlcD)

173 @dsamuelsohn

Jackson: "This is not campaign hijinks. This is not Roger just being Roger. He lied to Congress. He lied to our elected representatives."


Well, they lie to us all the time so...

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (cF8AT)

174 74 @dsamuelsohn

Jackson cites Stone's reputation as well-known political troublemaker: "The problem is nothing about this case was a joke. It wasn't funny. It wasn't a stunt and it wasn't a prank."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (cF8AT)


But it is troublesome.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (W9xoM)

175 171 LOLGF.


WISCONSIN

Trump 50% (+11) Klobuchar 39% . Trump 51% (+10) Warren 41% . Trump 49% (+ Buttigieg 41% . Trump 49% (+ Bloomberg 41% . Trump 50% (+7) Sanders 43% . Trump 49% (+7) Biden 42%

@QuinnipiacPoll

2/12-18
Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (BIGfR)

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I need ggreg's opinion on this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (q80AH)

176 @BillRehkopf

"The House committee had a duty to inquire about how documents from the DNC wound up in the hands of WikiLeaks." Says Stone lied and obstructed to prevent the committee's work.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (cF8AT)

177

The whole Russia Collusion hoax would be thoroughly blown up by now if Barr wasn't a protector of the Swamp.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (UUva/)

178 So let me get this straight...sixty-billion dude is bashing five-million dude over his wealth?

Okay, they're Democrats, I don't care.
Posted by: JEM at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (8erNz)
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Bloomberg isn't a commie. He's an authoritarian, but not a commie. He's bashing Bernie's hypocrisy.

But then, he's a billionaire carptet-bagger in a party that is increasingly full of communists, so it's not going to play well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (I2dne)

179 Jackson: "Roger Stone will not be sentenced for who his friends are, or who his enemies are."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:24 PM (cF8AT)


Bullshit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

180 Well, her bias is spraying all over the courtroom.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (vEIlU)

181 If Bloomie is not the Democrat nominee, he votes for Trump (no matter he said differently).


He will never Communist, and Bernie is exposed as a full-on communist.


Chris Matthews was right: Bernie will never get elected, because, if he ever were, there would be firing squads in Central Park executing hedge fund managers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (NVYyb)

182 "The House committee had a duty to inquire about how documents from the DNC wound up in the hands of WikiLeaks." Says Stone lied and obstructed to prevent the committee's work.

That's another lie

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (6XlcD)

183 "162 @BillRehkopf

Jackson now addressing the neutrality of the court in coming up with the sentence, taking a subtle dig at the president. She says she cannot be affected by someone whose political career could be impacted by the case. Also says she can't be "buffeted by the Left."
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:23 PM (cF8AT)
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I think she means "I can be and am in the tank for the Left, and the more inside the beltway, the better."

Here's the proper translation of Jackson: yes, I know it will be overturned on appeal and don't want one of the issues to be my sentencing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (puu6v)

184 He's behind...but his base is swelling.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (j8F0t)


I think Pete had to much sausage before the debate

could swear I heard him velching

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (rpxSz)

185 177

The whole Russia Collusion hoax would be thoroughly blown up by now if Barr wasn't a protector of the Swamp.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (UUva/)

=========

It is blown up now.

Just because some of the craziest of the left won't let it go doesn't mean that it's still in one piece.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (q80AH)

186 163 @dsamuelsohn

Jackson: 'He was not prosecuted for standing up for the president. He was prosecuted for covering up for the president.'

Jackson: "Roger Stone will not be sentenced for who his friends are, or who his enemies are."
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:24 PM (cF8AT)

LOTS of protesting.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

187 'He was not prosecuted for standing up for the president. He was prosecuted for covering up for the president.'


Covering up what?

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (nRWPy)

188 171 LOLGF.


WISCONSIN

Trump 50% (+11) Klobuchar 39% . Trump 51% (+10) Warren 41% . Trump 49% (+ Buttigieg 41% . Trump 49% (+ Bloomberg 41% . Trump 50% (+7) Sanders 43% . Trump 49% (+7) Biden 42%

@QuinnipiacPoll

2/12-18
Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (BIGfR)
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Oh my, On Wisconsin!

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

189 Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (puu6v)


No, he is the Gay JFK.

Whine Moms LOVE him. Photogenic. Well spoken.

Has never accomplished enough to actually have a record to run AGAINST (actually doing stuff pisses your opponents off).

Hell, it even looks like he engineered a 'Combat Tour' where this Naval Reserve Officer went to Afghanistan (because of the HUGE Afghan Navy I guess), where he ended up as an ARMY General's Driver.

(Note, Retired USN here, Navy LT's are O-3s, That would be like a Navy Admiral having an Army MAJOR driving him around?)

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (NgKpN)

190 Best quip about last night's debate that I saw online:

"Bloomberg brought a wallet to a knife fight."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (XehFa)

A friend of mine posted on Facebook that Bloomie spent hundreds of millions of dollars to get whipped and humiliated n public. Most dominatrix sessions cost a lot less, but hey, it's his money

Posted by: Josephistan at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (fv5/r)

191 Maybe Jackson is ripping Stone to shreds and then.....will give him a lighter sentence.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (CqE5x)

192 @BillRehkopf

Jackson: "What did the defense say to the jury (about Stone's actions)? 'So what? So what?' That alone might be the most pernicious," the judge says.

"The dismay and disgust (about Stone's actions) should transcend both parties."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (cF8AT)

193 163 @dsamuelsohn

Jackson: 'He was not prosecuted for standing up for the president. He was prosecuted for covering up for the president.'

Jackson: "Roger Stone will not be sentenced for who his friends are, or who his enemies are."
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:24 PM (cF8AT)

Oh what a crock of shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

194 OT:

I am setting up a memorial service for my husband. I rented a hall, will have snacks, and ordered some pictures of him. I also picked up a coffee maker for this. Is it tacky to set out a can for donations?

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (JKNZq)

195 Seen girl fights before....they also rip off clothes while slapping.
...........

I like it when they drag their claw nails across the face, pull hair and scream profanity.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (v0R5T)

196 Well....get ready for McMuffin 2: Electric Cuckaloo.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (datdl)

197

oh god, napalitano on standby on fox

gargle mouth

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (vEIlU)

198 Traffic court judge Nappy got a fresh jug of hair dye.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (C1Lsn)

199 PJ:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/rallies/

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (sGotD)

200 It is blown up now.

Just because some of the craziest of the left won't let it go doesn't mean that it's still in one piece.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (q80AH)
+++++++++++
Those still clinging to Muh Collusion are fondling the entrails of a bloated corpse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (I2dne)

201 I think Pete had to much sausage before the debate

could swear I heard him velching
Posted by: REDACTED

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But you'll NEVER hear him fart!

Posted by: RKae at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (/fWqi)

202 Sounds like it is Trump on trial here not Stone

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (6XlcD)

203 Hey Dems, if George Costanza Schmidt says NOT to vote for Bernie, it's pretty obvious what your best course of action is.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (mU2P/)

204 Liz warren is a lying dog-faced pony squaw.

Posted by: Bloomberg, who Liz smacked with the chair he was standing on at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (+nWCH)

205 Jackson is totally political. Roger Stone may be a scumbag, for all I know, but he did nothing wrong. Ask McCabe.

Pardon him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (NVYyb)

206 Jackson: "Roger Stone will not be sentenced for who his friends are, or who his enemies are."

Excuse me while I channel my inner Blutarski.

Posted by: JEM at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (8erNz)

207 >>Whine Moms LOVE him. Photogenic.


He looks like Howdy Doody's gay brother.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (j8F0t)

208 She is dragging this out like it's the crime of the century.

This is a bad joke.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)

209
I don't think Buttigeig is very photogenic (except to some bint who's wasted on box wine).

He looks like Eddie Haskell and Howdy Doody had a butt-baby together.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (AzW6q)

210 He's behind...but his base is swelling.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:21 PM (j8F0t)
........

Hard to beat.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (v0R5T)

211 Klobuchar and Buttigieg plainly hate each others' guts.

........



Which one was the horse-faced lesbian?

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 12:22 PM (v0R5T)

Both?BTW, you just know she wanted to say "Listen here you little crapweasel, how can you compare fucking up some little shitwater town in Indiana to the fucking HEAVY LIFTING I have been doing in the Senate ARENA!!!"

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (dKm4U)

212 188
Oh my, On Wisconsin!
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

=======

The traditional home of progressivism in America, no less.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (q80AH)

213 Trump 50% (+11) Klobuchar 39% . Trump 51% (+10) Warren 41% . Trump 49% (+ Buttigieg 41% . Trump 49% (+ Bloomberg 41% . Trump 50% (+7) Sanders 43% . Trump 49% (+7) Biden 42%

@QuinnipiacPoll

2/12-18
Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2020 12:25 PM (BIGfR)
--------

Oh my, On Wisconsin!
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

And this is QUINNIPIAC

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (CqE5x)

214 I need ggreg's opinion on this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (q80AH)

Said no one. Ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (l4C/z)

215
I'm glad the subject of the Dreamers came up.

The question is not if, but when and to what extent, they will be provided the privileges of citizenship -- and ultimately citizenship itself.

I bet Trump expresses his sympathy and promises them something during the campaign.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (M9ntN)

216 > What he says there in his Schoolboy Spanish is something like, "To the 'Dreamers,' this country is your country too."


It reminded me of nothing so much as Obama saying "Pocky Ston".

I've decided to start calling him "White Obama".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (Ewo9R)

217 208 She is dragging this out like it's the crime of the century.

This is a bad joke.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Unfortunately it is real

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (6XlcD)

218 @BillRehkopf

"The U.S. Congress cared. The government and the Department of Justice and U.S. Attorney's office cared. The American people cared. I cared," Jackson sternly says in response to defense's argument of "Who cares?"

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (cF8AT)

219 208 She is dragging this out like it's the crime of the century.

This is a bad joke.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)

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Knock, knock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (q80AH)

220 Traffic court judge Nappy got a fresh jug of hair dye.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (C1Lsn)


Talk about a Chia Pet

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (vEIlU)

221 >>I like it when they drag their claw nails across the face, pull hair and scream profanity.


Nothing beats a good Hood Rat Cat Fight.

The Hairpulling never goes as planned.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (j8F0t)

222 209
I don't think Buttigeig is very photogenic (except to some bint who's wasted on box wine).

He looks like Eddie Haskell and Howdy Doody had a butt-baby together.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (AzW6q)

I'll go with Mr Bean.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

223 (Note, Retired USN here, Navy LT's are O-3s, That would be like a Navy Admiral having an Army MAJOR driving him around?)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (NgKpN)


Captain, actually. And most generals would have a CPT as an aide. Usually some high struck douchebag with dreams of grad school at Princeton who walks around with one of those wristbands that quarterbacks wear to hold a list of plays, where he keeps the general's schedule...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (wCmLp)

224 What a night! JJ's link to Goodwin's column is a good one. Header: "Bloomberg was the turkey at a turkey shoot". LOL

Posted by: mrp at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (Pqytn)

225 And this is QUINNIPIAC

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 1

Exactly.

Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (BIGfR)

226 214 I need ggreg's opinion on this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:26 PM (q80AH)

Said no one. Ever.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (l4C/z)

=========

I need verification.

You said two of the women in Coupling were smokeshows.

I guessed Julia and Susan.

Correct?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (q80AH)

227 Here's the proper translation of Jackson: yes, I know it will be overturned on appeal and don't want one of the issues to be my sentencing.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat


Lady, this whole shit show from start to finish will be dismantled during appeal.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (sNYFR)

228 What we see unfolding in Jackson's court ( and I MEAN Jackson's court, think about that) should both enrage and terrify us. This must be stopped, by whatever means necessary, or we will lose this war in the near future.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (90T4r)

229 I don't think Buttigeig is very photogenic (except to some bint who's wasted on box wine).

He looks like Eddie Haskell and Howdy Doody had a butt-baby together.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (AzW6q)

I agree, but I also didn't think Obama was good looking--or a great speaker.
Millions disagreed.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (CqE5x)

230
Stock market's being a big ole meany today.

That can't possibly be because the Dims ass-ploded last night, can it?


Posted by: naturalfake at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (9wmyx)

231 21 Early in the history of our country, merchant trade was a great engine of wealth creation. Boston and New York were the richest cities. Decades later, with agriculture Atlanta grew. In the age of the automobile Detroit became great. In the age of computers Silicone Valley. Under no circumstances should Washington DC have the richest counties. That is the sign of a swollen parasite.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (jRRV+)

Also important to remember that this country became a world power by using tariffs.

Oddly enough we've been sliding off the cliff since "free trade" became a mindless mantra.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (j3npP)

232 198 Traffic court judge Nappy got a fresh jug of hair dye.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (C1Lsn)


they were giving away shoe shines in the 8th Ave gloryholes

Nappy's noggin got in the way

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (rpxSz)

233 "The U.S. Congress cared. The government and the
Department of Justice and U.S. Attorney's office cared. The American
people cared. I cared," Jackson sternly says in response to defense's
argument of "Who cares?"

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (cF8AT)


She needs to wrap this dog and pony show up and Shut Up. What a bint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

234 >>I'm glad the subject of the Dreamers came up.


I want them and their families thrown out.

If they were born here, they can come back when they are 18.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (j8F0t)

235 230
Stock market's being a big ole meany today.

That can't possibly be because the Dims ass-ploded last night, can it?


Posted by: naturalfake at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (9wmyx)

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China.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (q80AH)

236 The convention will go to the second round, at that time the super delegates come in and the nominee will be Bloomberg.

Of all the candidates he is the only one that can make a nationally palatable presentation.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (W9xoM)

237 Whatever happened to "Each candidate is called on in turn"? This looks like a classroom full of unruly teenagers and a teacher who can't keep order.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (Ejm1K)

238
Is it tacky to set out a can for donations?
Posted by: notsothoreau

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I've never seen that done.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (M9ntN)

239 >>Just because some of the craziest of the left won't let it go doesn't mean that it's still in one piece. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (q80AH)


Among other things, it's a rhetorical name-check. You throw it lightly into conversation ("...and if it wasn't for the Russia thing..."), you advertise a whole bunch of things: your familiarity with the Resistance, your political affiliation, your willingness to loan your wife to a man with more testosterone, your preference for Beyond Meat patties, your closet full of Birkenstocks, your snotty kid attending a snotty college, your Prius, your shitty habit of not tipping servers, your fake-foreign accent when pronouncing the names of foreign capital cities, your shuck, your jive...

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (QgtlX)

240 Will this broad stop waving her vagina around and pass her bullshit sentence. Geez...

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (vN4+Q)

241 > Klobuchar and Buttigieg plainly hate each others' guts.

She is a husky-looking woman, the descendant of hard-drinking, bar-brawling Minnesota iron miners.

I'm about 99 44/100% sure she could beat Butty's ass without even breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (Ewo9R)

242 @dsamuelsohn

Jackson now going through other comparable cases.



zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (cF8AT)

243 189 Like having an Army CPT drive him. General officers rate an NCO as driver in the Corps, so I imagine the same applies in the Army. In other words, a created job for Sailor Pete.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (C1Lsn)

244 The Democrat Party is the Party of Baghdad Bob's now.

Every single one of them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (vEIlU)

245 "208 She is dragging this out like it's the crime of the century.

This is a bad joke."

This is the American version of "Darkness at Noon."

Jackson needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (puu6v)

246 ...it's just that this Smug Millennial Bitchboy seems to think that his status as Trivia Night Champ at the local South Bend Chi-Chi's is a Golden Wonka Ticket to the White House.

--

This is beautiful stuff, right there. ^^^^

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (JoUsr)

247 NOBODY BEATS off to THE KLOB!!!!!!

Posted by: Sam Baezi at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (iGqey)

248 I'm changing my guess to 5 years

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (6XlcD)

249 People with Bloomberg terminals?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:19 PM (I2dne)

Considering what those things cost, those people weren't insulted, they were raped and left for dead.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (Wm5SB)

250
"The U.S. Congress cared. The government and the
Department of Justice and U.S. Attorney's office cared. The American
people cared. I cared," Jackson sternly says in response to defense's
argument of "Who cares?"

Posted by: Tami

======

Deep State roll call.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (M9ntN)

251 236 The convention will go to the second round, at that time the super delegates come in and the nominee will be Bloomberg.

Of all the candidates he is the only one that can make a nationally palatable presentation.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (W9xoM)

========

Bernie will walk into the convention with a clear majority and politics will be treated to another round of faithless elector-type bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (q80AH)

252
Smug Millennial Bitchboy seems to think that his status as Trivia Night Champ at the local South Bend Chi-Chi's is a Golden Wonka Ticket to the White House


I'd say, "Whip him some more," but the little bitch probably would welcome it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (pNxlR)

253 If Sanders had said "I LIVE IN WASHINGTON" but was a Senator from Texas - that would be the first day of his last term as a Texas Senator.

WTF is wrong with Vermont? He is not your Senator - he a Senator of the Washington machine.

Posted by: batterup at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (K4I9O)

254 Lizzie reminded me of the way I play Risk. When I see I can't win I pick someone and throw all my armies at them just for the carnage.

She did a lot of damage last night, but I don't think she improved herself.

And Bernie...what is it that Democrats have against rules? He thinks he should be the nominee if he has a plurality before the convention. But Bernie, those aren't the rules. It's like the racist electoral college and Wyoming getting two Senators, you have to play by the rules as written.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (wzVKm)

255 44 Nasty little hobbits are trying to steal our nominations. We hates them FOREVER.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 20, 2020 12:09 PM (Xawuy)

So hilarious it Berns!!! Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (vkS2Z)

256 @BillRehkopf

"The U.S. Congress cared. The government and the Department of Justice and U.S. Attorney's office cared. The American people cared. I cared," Jackson sternly says in response to defense's argument of "Who cares?"
Posted by: Tami


Don't speak for me judge. I think lying to Congress should be a gameshow.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (sNYFR)

257 Lady, this whole shit show from start to finish will be dismantled during appeal.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (sNYFR)
++++++++++++++
Not if the appeals courts are as damaged as the lower courts.
I suspect we're going to find that out, which is the big reason I don't think an immediate pardon is in the works. I may well be wrong, but this could turn in to one heck of a fact-finding mission.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (I2dne)

258 "The U.S. Congress cared. The government and the Department of Justice and U.S. Attorney's office cared. The American people cared. I cared," Jackson sternly says in response to defense's argument of "Who cares?"
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (cF8AT)

Interesting, she has now become the spokesman for 'the American People'?

An unelected JUDGE?

Hubris

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (NgKpN)

259 Buttigieg must have the password to Obama's Random Heartfelt Dimestore Philosophy Meta-Generator.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (QgtlX)

260 Judge Amy says Stone covered up ... announces Trump is guilty, and that is why stone must pay ...


Everything Amy says the sentencing is NOT about, is what it IS about.

Not about who his friends are ... Yes it is.Not about silencing him ... yes it is ... if he speaks out form prison, no early release (except from Trump) ... Gag order for Stone, the Dem liars and coup plotters are on CNN 24/7.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

261 Earlier today, I saw a campaign sign for someone named, I shit you not, "Erik 'Beto' Hassan". Wh...??

(Democrat obviously)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (/+8Cq)

262 Klouchabar gives off a strong Betty Broderick vibe. Booty better watch his step.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (JoUsr)

263 It reminded me of nothing so much as Obama saying "Pocky Ston".

I've decided to start calling him "White Obama".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:29 PM (Ewo9R)

The idea is to use the Obama model to get him to the WH, but I don't think there is a reservoir of guilt concerning gays that can be tapped into the way there is concerning blacks.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (CqE5x)

264 > He thinks he should be the nominee if he has a plurality before the convention. But Bernie, those aren't the rules.

In Bernie's defense, the rest of the Dems have spent the last four years screeching that the "popular vote" should control everything.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (Ewo9R)

265 OT:

I am setting up a memorial service for my husband. I rented a hall, will have snacks, and ordered some pictures of him. I also picked up a coffee maker for this. Is it tacky to set out a can for donations?
Posted by: notsothoreau


Not one bit. And If theres an announcement in your paper, put something in about in lieu of flowers, you would
Appreciate donations for your family. Your bank will probably set up a free account so people can send their donations.


Again, My deepest condolences. This has been a nightmarish month for you.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

266 >>But I'm starting to think the Buttigieg is rising.

Is he really, or is it because he's been getting the MSM Obama treatment, and the DNC has been putting their fingers on the state primary scales to help him get more delegates than Bernie?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (bDqIh)

267 Once Bernie is nominated, he will be known as a moderate. Always has been moderate. That is why he always ran as an independent. Middle of the road, always willing to cross the aisle. Nothing radical or communist about him at all.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (dNzKv)

268 Don't speak for me judge. I think lying to Congress should be a gameshow.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (sNYFR)

The very idea that Congressmen can lie to us with impunity, but if we lie to them its criminal?

Flies in the very face of Equal under the law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:34 PM (NgKpN)

269
I saw "Waving my Vagina Around" open for "Pussy Riot" in 2006 at the Iowa State Fair.

The show was kind of a mish mash.....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 12:34 PM (8XRCm)

270 Stone gets 40 months.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 20, 2020 12:34 PM (aW5/6)

271 Judges are not political. That means everyone is Democrat.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at February 20, 2020 12:34 PM (NVYyb)

272 Seen girl fights before....they also rip off clothes while slapping.
...........

I like it when they drag their claw nails across the face, pull hair and scream profanity.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020


*
*

Low blows are cool too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 12:34 PM (Ejm1K)

273 267 Once Bernie is nominated, he will be known as a moderate. Always has been moderate. That is why he always ran as an independent. Middle of the road, always willing to cross the aisle. Nothing radical or communist about him at all.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (dNzKv)

============

And Youtube will start deplatforming anyone who posts one of the thousands of clips of Bernie saying radical socialist things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:34 PM (q80AH)

274 >>Not if the appeals courts are as damaged as the lower courts.

Remember where Kavanaugh came from? DC Court of Appeals.

Trump also appointed his replacement.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)

275 I am setting up a memorial service for my husband. I rented a hall, will have snacks, and ordered some pictures of him. I also picked up a coffee maker for this. Is it tacky to set out a can for donations?
Posted by: notsothoreau

No it's not tacky and prayers fro you and your Family

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:34 PM (6XlcD)

276 ...it's just that this Smug Millennial Bitchboy
seems to think that his status as Trivia Night Champ at the local South
Bend Chi-Chi's is a Golden Wonka Ticket to the White House.

--

This is beautiful stuff, right there. ^^^^

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (JoUsr)
-------------------------

No kidding. Someone should tweet that to Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

277 40 months

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (ZLI7S)

278 Stone gets 40 months.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

279
@dsamuelsohn

BREAKING: Roger Stone, Donald Trump's longtime adviser and confidant, was sentenced Thursday to three years and four months in prison. Story TK.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (cF8AT)

280 3.5 years

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (sGotD)

281 Once Bernie is nominated, he will be known as a moderate. Always has been moderate. That is why he always ran as an independent. Middle of the road, always willing to cross the aisle. Nothing radical or communist about him at all.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
This is the standard play. Left during the nomination, then tack center during the campaign.

For the first time in my life, there is someone who might not let them get away with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (I2dne)

282 277 40 months
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (ZLI7S)

278 Stone gets 40 months.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

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So, Judge Amy agrees that the prosecutors had recommended something unreasonable, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (q80AH)

283
So the "judge" will give the dems and nevertrumpers a bone to chew on and they will gnaw and gnaw and growl and wag their tales until the bone is taken away from them.

Trump has piles of bones in the back of the WH.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (vEIlU)

284 Low blows are cool too.


The lost art of the sorority girl Cunt Punt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (wzVKm)

285 Stone gets 40 months.

I was close at 4 years.. Of course he won't serve ...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (6XlcD)

286 Next debate is scheduled for Feb 25....might be a media blackout.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (X/Pw5)

287 @BillRehkopf

BREAKING: Roger Stone sentence: Count 1-40 months...Counts 2-6-12 months concurrently for each count...Count 7-18 months, concurrent with other counts. $20,000 fine. @CBSNewsRadio

Stone will serve the time for each count concurrently. Judge now laying out further requirements, including the turning over of tax returns and other records. Turns over custody to the Southern District of Florida, but Jackson maintains jurisdiction on the case.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (cF8AT)

288 > the DNC has been putting their fingers on the state primary scales to help him get more delegates than Bernie?

This is it. The Dem machine (e.g., James Carville) is terrified of Bernie, and they know that Biden is circling the drain.

Butty is their last hope.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (Ewo9R)

289 How long does it take to file an appeal for Stone? Is it possible it is already written?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (aW5/6)

290 Hey Tami... Thanks for all the up dates

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (6XlcD)

291 201 I think Pete had to much sausage before the debate

could swear I heard him velching
Posted by: REDACTED

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But you'll NEVER hear him fart!

Posted by: RKae at February 20, 2020 12:28 PM (/fWqi)


types

deletes

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (rpxSz)

292 The Billionaire who owns Diamond Resorts was ANYBODY BUT BERNIE and he looked like he was reserved to vote Trump at the end of his MSNBC interview.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (dKiJG)

293 Pete may well be rising. He can make a solid case that he is by doing well in SC and NV. At some point, he has to show traction with non-white voters.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (JRaU+)

294 281 Once Bernie is nominated, he will be known as a moderate. Always has been moderate. That is why he always ran as an independent. Middle of the road, always willing to cross the aisle. Nothing radical or communist about him at all.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 12:33 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
This is the standard play. Left during the nomination, then tack center during the campaign.

For the first time in my life, there is someone who might not let them get away with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (I2dne)

==========

"Senator Sanders, please say this moderate thing."

"THE CLOUDS ARE EATING OUR CHILDREN AND I WILL SEND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO BURN THE RICH TO FIX IT WITH TAXPAYER ABORTIONS!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (q80AH)

295 Stone gets 40 months.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++
Seems totally fair. A guy who was SWATted at wee hours in a political show trial for a "process crime" gets three and a half years, and illegal aliens who murder people are back on the streets within a month.

Smells like justice to me...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (I2dne)

296 What does living in Washington have to do with owning multiple homes? He has several. Or having a million $ bank account? Admit your rank hypocrisy, old man.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (JoUsr)

297 SMOD is wise!
SMOD is good!
SMOD listens.
SMOD is coming!

https://www.foxnews.com/science/artificial-intelligence-spotted-asteroids-nasa-missed

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (axyOa)

298 71 Thank god for Bloomberg's hubris in thinking he was the best moderate candidate. If he had thrown his news network and billions at one of the DNC 'moderates' months ago and the rest of the FNM had gotten aboard they might have succeeded in conning the LIVs again.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 20, 2020 12:12 PM (n4y+3

================================

See, that involves listening to a lot of lawyers who tell you how you can legally spend that money.

At no time in Bloomberg's last 30 years has he shown such humility.

As a self-funding candidate, he can spend the money any which way he wants.

Posted by: Oschisms at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (LVx0E)

299 Thanks. I appreciate the advice.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (JKNZq)

300 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (q80AH)

....

Do you think they could hold the voting base together if it is a brokered convention that ousts Bernie?

I would think that would put a shiv in the college aged voting demographic and I'm not sure how fired up womyn and minorities will be to vote for Bloomie.

The more I think about it, the more I think Butti is the candidate that can still coalesce around. Wine mom's and millennials are all into the hug a queer stuff.

They only lose a percentage of the brothers and a few value voters with the My Butti doll.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (MMC4G)

301 Begin the appeal process now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

302
Is that in addition to time already served?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (UUva/)

303 Klobuchar and Buttigieg plainly hate each others' guts.

She is a husky-looking woman, the descendant of hard-drinking, bar-brawling Minnesota iron miners.

I'm about 99 44/100% sure she could beat Butty's ass without even breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at Febr


Her teeth are hideous. Smoker?

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

304 That was fun to watch.. they are all getting desperate.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (so+oy)

305 Bloomberg - the honest man who'll be sacrificed.

Posted by: JEM at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (8erNz)

306 ace is on a roll today. Warren's safe comfortable wooby... Pete the Smug Millenial Bitchboy... and Chi Chi's trivia night champ... lolgf

Posted by: Brown Hornet at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (l7udz)

307 Is that in addition to time already served?

Did he serve time?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (6XlcD)

308 Stone declined to make a statement in court. Reporter says he expects Stone will continue to be under a gag order.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (ptqGC)

309 I once saw a little wisp of a girl take out a bruiser who was ground-pounding her boyfriend.

She was wearing pointy-toed cowboy boots and got him square in the temple. Took the fight right out of him, it did.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (Ewo9R)

310 >>The idea is to use the Obama model to get him to the WH, but I don't
think there is a reservoir of guilt concerning gays that can be tapped
into the way there is concerning blacks.



Yeah, white guilt vs. Christian shaming not gonna do it.

When he gets into his smug Christian-bashing, holier-than-thou mode he is repellent. The only people he appeals to with this are fellow more-Christian-than-thous like French and Dowd, and the progressives who bought Obama's "Brother's keeper, Golden rule" brand of performative-political Christian faith.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (bDqIh)

311 286 Next debate is scheduled for Feb 25....might be a media blackout.
Posted by: BignJames



Pay-per-view. It will be titled 'Retard Orgy' in the hopes of tricking perverts without the internet to watch it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (vN4+Q)

312 300
The more I think about it, the more I think Butti is the candidate that can still coalesce around. Wine mom's and millennials are all into the hug a queer stuff.

They only lose a percentage of the brothers and a few value voters with the My Butti doll.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (MMC4G)

===========

He's going to win nothing in SC.

His win in IA was tainted by the fact that the company his campaign funded stole it from him.

Sanders could possibly win all of CA's delegates himself.

It'll become screamingly obvious after Super Tuesday, but Bernie's going to have a clear majority long before the convention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (q80AH)

313 Stone gets 40 months.

I was close at 4 years.. Of course he won't serve ...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (6XlcD)

I called it at comment #191

The lambasting she gave him was part of his sentence.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (CqE5x)

314
Stone was a "long time adviser" to Donald Trump??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (UUva/)

315 If Sanders had said "I LIVE IN WASHINGTON" but was a Senator from Texas - that would be the first day of his last term as a Texas Senator.

WTF is wrong with Vermont? He is not your Senator - he a Senator of the Washington machine.
Posted by: batterup at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (K4I9O)


Vermont is........different. Not all bad just different...

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (y7DUB)

316 Stone gets 40 months.

I hope PDTS next words to Barr are are something along the lines of let the bodies hit the floor...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (saIjW)

317 >>Her teeth are hideous. Smoker? Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

She eats with a comb. Heaven knows what else she'll put in her mouth.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (u4/yY)

318 The judge obviously thinks he will get a new trial

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (rpxSz)

319 > Her teeth are hideous. Smoker?

I was too focused on her bi-level eyebrows to pay attention to her teeth. One of them was like half an inch higher than the other. What the HELL was up with that? Was she rude to the makeup girl or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (Ewo9R)

320 I swear, I care about the debate and feel bad all these nice men and women had a hard time deciding which group to pander to while trying to figure out who's pocket they're going to pick.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (RIAR/)

321 This is what you get when Obama's surrogate runs your party.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (l7udz)

322 Her teeth are hideous. Smoker?
Posted by: LASue
......

It's from eating with a comb.. really nasty habit..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (so+oy)

323 They keep bringing up Kolbuchar's goof on the president of Mexico like a dog with a bone:

An Obrador Repeater if you will.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (m45I2)

324 308 Stone declined to make a statement in court. Reporter says he expects Stone will continue to be under a gag order.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (ptqGC)

How the hell can he still be under a gag order when the trial is COMPLETE?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

325 I was slightly under at 3 years.

It will be Flipped on appeal anyway but he might not do better.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

326 SMOD is wise!
SMOD is good!
SMOD listens.
SMOD is coming!

https://www.foxnews.com/science/artificial-intelligence-spotted-asteroids-nasa-missed
Posted by: Diogenes


SMOD is the Great Pumpkin.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (sNYFR)

327 Did Biden sniff Klobuchar's hair?

"Mmmm. Ranch dressing!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (m45I2)

328
I need verification.

You said two of the women in Coupling were smokeshows.

I guessed Julia and Susan.

Correct?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:30 PM (q80AH)

Susan is two smokeshows alone.

I found Jane attractive too
Lou Gish is also fine

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (l4C/z)

329 251 236 The convention will go to the second round, at that time the super delegates come in and the nominee will be Bloomberg.

Of all the candidates he is the only one that can make a nationally palatable presentation.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2020 12:31 PM (W9xoM)

========

Bernie will walk into the convention with a clear majority and politics will be treated to another round of faithless elector-type bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:32 PM (q80AH)

Then they lose. Handily and possibly in a landslide.

I'm not sure they can afford to do this. No one can predict what will happen and it could be as drastic as the party completely shattering and shattering for good.

I think their best bet is to accept reality and allow Bernie to become the candidate who takes on Trump. If he loses (very likely I think but not a certainty), they can use it to try and steer everyone back to the neoliberal ranch. If he wins, they can bottle him up in Congress and use the media to beat him down if need be. There would be executive orders that could hurt their oligarch butt buddies, but those can be shot down by the conservative SCOTUS (and likely with votes from the liberal wing as well).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (j3npP)

330 I swear, I care about the debate and feel bad all these nice men and women had a hard time deciding which group to pander to while trying to figure out who's pocket they're going to pick.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 12:39 PM (RIAR/)
+++++++++++++
Thread. Winner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (I2dne)

331 40 months not 7-9? Maybe the Mueller sycophant prosecutors were "over" zealous?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (6XlcD)

332 40 months

just short of a rapist

I guess that was her threshold /s

Barr won.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (vEIlU)

333 Stone's appeals will keep him free till post election? then I'd guess he gets a pardon ... or maybe after a few weeks (assuming Trump wins)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

334 Bernie might have turned red from a reaction to his atorvastatin, aspirin, clopidogrel, levothyroxine and lisinopril.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (v0R5T)

335 Stone declined to make a statement in court. Reporter says he expects Stone will continue to be under a gag order.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (ptqGC)

How the hell can he still be under a gag order when the trial is COMPLETE?
Posted by: Romeo13


Da comrade!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (sNYFR)

336 @BillRehkopf

Jackson also gives 24 months of supervised release per each count, once sentence is served. Jackson defers execution of sentence, giving Stone chance to appeal for a new trial. Court is adjourned.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (cF8AT)

337 313 Stone gets 40 months.

on the Rock ??

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (rpxSz)

338 Can you imagine Trump debating Mayor Buttplug? Part of me hopes for that matchup.

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (dKm4U)

339 Bootyboy and Klubber really hate each other. I wonder if it because they are trying to fill the same voter niche. To the Mexican question, Klubber should have simply said, "Who cares what his name is as long as he does what I tell him. Just like you do at home Bootyboy."

Posted by: WOPR at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (lQfj9)

340 From Julie Kelly's twitter:

"The sentence is only part of the theater from Judge Jackson. She also attempted to revive Russian collusion hoax, discredit the Republicans' House Intel report based on idea that Stone's interference led to inaccurate report (LOL) and hinted that Trump shouldn't pardon Stone.

"Jackson also covered for a clearly-biased juror; demanded that people of both parties be outraged at Stone; claimed his actions undermined democracy (LOL) and made unnecessary personal attacks against Stone."

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (sGotD)

341 194 OT:

I am setting up a memorial service for my husband. I rented a hall, will have snacks, and ordered some pictures of him. I also picked up a coffee maker for this. Is it tacky to set out a can for donations?
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (JKNZq)


Not at all, btw my condolences.

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 20, 2020 12:42 PM (8k7U7)

342 Beer money alert! Over at WZ, they're saying Bloomy is paying $2500 to say nice things about him online. "He tips good if I whip him hard". "Best BJ ever at the Port Authority". "He bribes good, and I'm a cop". "Paid for my abortion when I was in the secretarial pool".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2020 12:42 PM (C1Lsn)

343 328
I found Jane attractive too
Lou Gish is also fine
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (l4C/z)

=========

Ack...I meant Jane, not Julia.

Jane and Susan.

I hated Julia. Total bitch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:42 PM (q80AH)

344 Napalitano said

she's trying to make this bullet proof from a pardon

exactly

what I said Option Two was above.

Trump is a monster if he pardon's him now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:42 PM (vEIlU)

345 A veritable Geritolcracy

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 12:42 PM (m45I2)

346 Schmidt has the weirdest sounding voice I've ever heard. He talks like he's also trying to touch his upper lip to his nose.

How could you ever hire this man as a consultant and think he knows what he's talking about?

Posted by: bif at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (aiyac)

347 If we didn't have kangaroo courts we wouldn't have any at all. We have political operatives posing as judges and jury's staffed and led by Democrat Party operatives. WTF

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (rLZe7)

348 194 OT:
.... Is it tacky to set out a can for donations?
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (JKNZq)
----------------------------
YES.
---(unless there is some peculiar regional custom of doing so where you are.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (M/9m0)

349 > Bernie might have turned red from a reaction to his atorvastatin, aspirin, clopidogrel, levothyroxine and lisinopril.

For most of these candidates, they could just save time by releasing the inventory sheet from the nearest Walgreen's pharmacy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Ewo9R)

350 Bloomberg - the honest man who'll be sacrificed.

Posted by: JEM at February 20, 2020 12:37 PM (8erNz)

Didn't Bloomie make most of his billion$ after Obama's $timulu$?

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (X/Pw5)

351
Did you all hear the Fake News about Julian Assange?
Is this old?

Assange says the Trump admin offered him a pardon in exchange for false testimony.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (UUva/)

352

This was the judge's best avenue to "get Trump!"

Pardon?
Impeach!!!!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (vEIlU)

353 344 Napalitano said

she's trying to make this bullet proof from a pardon

exactly

what I said Option Two was above.

Trump is a monster if he pardon's him now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:42 PM (vEIlU)

==========

I still say Trump pardons Obama for the murder of two Americans without due process.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (q80AH)

354 To: Roger Stone
Cc: "Judge" Amy Berman Jackson

Rog,

You are pardoned.

Love,

Golden Scalp Weasel

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (JRaU+)

355 Did Biden sniff Klobuchar's hair?



"Mmmm. Ranch dressing!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (m45I2)

Not sure but I thought that I saw him sniff Mayor Buttplug's...

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (dKm4U)

356 40 months not 7-9? Maybe the Mueller sycophant prosecutors were "over" zealous?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:40 PM (6XlcD)

It was a little --not a lot, bit a little--like Comey lambasting Hillary, and then not charging her. Jackson painted Stone like the Devil himself, but went way lower than the 7 to 9 years reccomendation.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (CqE5x)

357 Napalitano said

she's trying to make this bullet proof from a pardon

exactly

what I said Option Two was above.

Trump is a monster if he pardon's him now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:42 PM (vEIlU)
+++++++++++
No such thing as "bullet proof from a pardon." Pardons are arbitrary.

And this is the same play Weissman made with the Mueller Report: be as damaging as possible while covering up impotence.

Pro tip: This play is boring, and transparent to the point of tedium.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (I2dne)

358 I once saw a little wisp of a girl take out a bruiser who was ground-pounding her boyfriend.

She was wearing pointy-toed cowboy boots and got him square in the temple. Took the fight right out of him, it did.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (Ewo9R)
........

and now he talks like Biden.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

359
Bloomberg "news" is doing another segment on how the other candidates all ganged up on poor widdle Mini Mike. Such honest non biased reporting

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (kw5n8)

360 OT:



I am setting up a memorial service for my husband. I rented a hall,
will have snacks, and ordered some pictures of him. I also picked up a
coffee maker for this. Is it tacky to set out a can for donations?

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 20, 2020 12:27 PM (JKNZq)


Not at all. If I lived near you, I'd put a lovely reception together for you for free.


{{{hugs}}}


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

361 Someone should have rebutted Lil Mike with an "OK Bloomer!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (m45I2)

362 Roger's lucky he's not a boulder

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (rpxSz)

363 I once saw a little wisp of a girl take out a bruiser who was ground-pounding her boyfriend.

She was wearing pointy-toed cowboy boots and got him square in the temple. Took the fight right out of him, it did.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM


Had a 105 lb Spec 4 in the Army take out a whole Iraqi Artillery battery. Of course, she had a battalion of our artillery backing her up, but I gave her the mission. It was glorious!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (axyOa)

364 337 313 Stone gets 40 months.

on the Rock ??
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (rpxSz)

:arches eyebrow:

Posted by: Dwayne Johnson at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (Izzlo)

365 "Jackson also covered for a clearly-biased juror; demanded that people of both parties be outraged at Stone; claimed his actions undermined democracy (LOL) and made unnecessary personal attacks against Stone."
Posted by: IrishEi


In a just universe, the whole trial would be reversed due to the tainted juror, and the judge would be sanctioned for the personal attacks.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (sNYFR)

366
Jackson splits the baby. Drastically oversentences on a ridiculous process charge, tried before a tainted jury, but does half of what the crooked prosecutors requested.

It's fair, see.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (AzW6q)

367
Steve Shit is a "Republican Strategist."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (UUva/)

368 When people see transparent lies but can do nothing about it then retribution is on the table. And that retribution can take many forms.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

369 Stone gets 3 years, 4 months

Just proves the martyrs who resigned were bastards

Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (3aI0K)

370 Someone should have rebutted Lil Mike with an "OK Bloomer!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM



That would of been classic!!!
You know its coming though. Someone will do it.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 12:45 PM (axyOa)

371 Did you all hear the Fake News about Julian Assange?
Is this old?

Assange says the Trump admin offered him a pardon in exchange for false testimony.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (UUva/)


Now that we know that Trump's planting and baiting to track and find the leakers, who knows what will come out now. It's a whacky world at this point.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:45 PM (vEIlU)

372 Trump can commute the sentence now--and then grant a full pardon later....or commute after re-election and pardon in January 2025

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 12:45 PM (CqE5x)

373 Bloomberg "news" is doing another segment on how the other candidates all ganged up on poor widdle Mini Mike. Such honest non biased reporting
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (kw5n
+++++++++++++
I thought Bloomberg News wasn't covering the primary or other Dems because of conflict-of-interest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (I2dne)

374 293 Pete may well be rising. He can make a solid case that he is by doing well in SC and NV. At some point, he has to show traction with non-white voters.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 12:36 PM (JRaU+)

When u are at the bottom u have nowhere to go but up.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (Vy7tf)

375 BTW, you just know she wanted to say "Listen here you little crapweasel,
how can you compare fucking up some little shitwater town in Indiana to
the fucking HEAVY LIFTING I have been doing in the Senate ARENA!!!"
=====

I'd have more respect for her if she said it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (MIKMs)

376 What were the hecklers saying to Biden during his closing statement? Serious question, I could not understand what they said.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (JRaU+)

377 I hope Newsbusters posts the video of Matt Gaetz taking on the hags on The View this morning.


He laid out so many facts about all Barry's pardons....including terrorists.


They tried to talk over him, but he spoke loudly and clearly. It was glorious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

378 >>338
Can you imagine Trump debating Mayor Buttplug? Part of me hopes for that matchup. Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 12:41 PM (dKm4U)

"Your shinebox, Glitter. Go get it."

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (QgtlX)

379 Amy Klobuchar: "I wish everyone was as perfect as you, Pete."
============
I hear this a good bit because I am, of course mostly perfect. But can someone help me perfect my perfection by explaining why this isn't essentially saying, "Damn, you're right and I'm wrong"? I mean I get it when it's said with a certain haughty attitude but it's still a very lame rejoinder.

Posted by: WTP at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (66rlH)

380 I just got my 401(k) statement.. a 20% gain for the year!

How many other Americans are opening their retirement statements and then looking at the assholes on that stage last night.. and thinking.. "why would I want to fuck this up and elect one of them??"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (so+oy)

381 359, Grounds for a complaint by his rivals with the FEC--in kind contribution to Bloomberg.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 12:47 PM (EUDB2)

382
342 Beer money alert! Over at WZ, they're saying Bloomy is paying $2500 to say nice things about him online. "He tips good if I whip him hard". "Best BJ ever at the Port Authority". "He bribes good, and I'm a cop". "Paid for my abortion when I was in the secretarial pool".
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2020 12:42 PM (C1Lsn)


"For such a little feller, he has the squeekiest squeekhole that I've ever used."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 12:47 PM (pNxlR)

383 376 What were the hecklers saying to Biden during his closing statement? Serious question, I could not understand what they said.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (JRaU+)

"Maaaat-lock!"

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 12:47 PM (Izzlo)

384 377 I hope Newsbusters posts the video of Matt Gaetz taking on the hags on The View this morning.


He laid out so many facts about all Barry's pardons....including terrorists.


They tried to talk over him, but he spoke loudly and clearly. It was glorious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

OH, he was ManSplainin?

/ducks

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (NgKpN)

385 Nappy needs to go away, he's just a Never Trumper.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (ZCEU2)

386 No such thing as "bullet proof from a pardon." Pardons are arbitrary.

And this is the same play Weissman made with the Mueller Report: be as damaging as possible while covering up impotence.

Pro tip: This play is boring, and transparent to the point of tedium.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:43 PM (I2dne)


Well exactly, but that won't stop the left, the media, the nevertrumpers and the party to scream IMPEACH because OrangeManBad!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (vEIlU)

387 Sanders could possibly win all of CA's delegates himself.

It'll become screamingly obvious after Super Tuesday, but Bernie's going to have a clear majority long before the convention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (q80AH)

.....

Yeah, I think that's all but a foregone conclusion.

My question is whether, in the event of a brokered convention, would not opt to hand it to Butti instead of Bloomie.

It seems as if they could recover a little better with Butti.

Of course Bloomie is easy on the party coffers, so I'm sure they'd be tempted to move more in that direction.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (MMC4G)

388 I thought Bloomberg News wasn't covering the primary or other Dems because of conflict-of-interest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (I2dne)


It's just honest to goodness reporting. Like yesterday afternoon they had a segment on the debate which oddly enough could have been a commercial for Bloomberg

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (kw5n8)

389 Steve Schmidt reminds me of a dumber version of Kevin on the Office.

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (acl3b)

390 Beer money alert! Over at WZ, they're saying Bloomy is paying $2500 to say nice things about him online. "He tips good if I whip him hard". "Best BJ ever at the Port Authority". "He bribes good, and I'm a cop". "Paid for my abortion when I was in the secretarial pool".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2020 12:42 PM (C1Lsn)
...........

He can suckle my titties without bending down.

Posted by: Horse-faced Lesbian at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

391 234 >>I'm glad the subject of the Dreamers came up.


I want them and their families thrown out.

If they were born here, they can come back when they are 18.
__________________

None of them were born here. If they were, under current (mis)interpretations of the law, they'd be U.S. citizens, and thus the "dreamer" programs would not apply to them.

The so-called "dreamers" are all foreign-born foreigners who came to the U.S. illegally, and remain here under Obama's lawless DACA program. Contrary to mayor Buttplug's contention, the U.S. is not their country, simply because they chose to come and live here illegally, or their parents chose to come and live here illegally. Their country is the country of their birth.

We don't allow thieves and bank robbers and embezzlers to keep what they steal, nor do we allow their children to keep what their criminal parents steal, because we don't want to be mean to kids. We enforce the law, and if the criminals' kids suffer for it, that's the fault of the criminal parents, not American citizens. The same principle must apply to illegal aliens. We can't reward them for breaking our laws by giving their kids the fruits of their crimes. It's bad public policy, it's unfair to legal immigrants, it's unfair to U.S. citizens and taxpayers, and it creates incentives for other foreigners to break our laws in the future, in the hopes that their own kids will also benefit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (k4dH2)

392 I just got my 401(k) statement.. a 20% gain for the year!

How many other Americans are opening their retirement statements and then looking at the assholes on that stage last night.. and thinking.. "why would I want to fuck this up and elect one of them??"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM



Exactly!
The best revenge is living well.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 12:49 PM (axyOa)

393 365 "Jackson also covered for a clearly-biased juror; demanded that people of both parties be outraged at Stone; claimed his actions undermined democracy (LOL) and made unnecessary personal attacks against Stone."
Posted by: IrishEi


In a just universe, the whole trial would be reversed due to the tainted juror, and the judge would be sanctioned for the personal attacks.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:44 PM (sNYFR)


How can Stone expect a fair ruling from her on his tainted juror motion now?
This farce has to stop and the judge slapped down.

If we retake the house in 2020, and that's not a given with the Stupid Party, impeaching alot of these rogue judges needs to be a priority.

Posted by: Iblis at February 20, 2020 12:49 PM (9221z)

394 6 retarded old white people walk in to the rubber round room. None walk out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 20, 2020 12:49 PM (pw+jk)

395 He laid out so many facts about all Barry's pardons....including terrorists.


They tried to talk over him, but he spoke loudly and clearly. It was glorious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

OH, he was ManSplainin?

/ducks
Posted by: Romeo13


Someone needs to.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 12:49 PM (sNYFR)

396 I'd have more respect for her if she said it.


Posted by: mustbequantum at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (MIKMs)

Watch the next episode of "Our Cartoon President" on Showtime. They rip Trump a bunch but they tear into everyone else. They make Amy K. look like a psychopathic lunatic. The opening of the first Dem debate was hilarious. It is on youtube.

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 12:49 PM (dKm4U)

397
Pay-per-view. It will be titled 'Retard Orgy' in the hopes of tricking perverts without the internet to watch it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 12:38 PM (vN4+Q)

-------

Yeah, most will just sit out, and watch it for free the next day on SlowRide.com.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:49 PM (AzW6q)

398 Notsothoreau, my heart goes out to you. Sending prayers your way and no, setting out a place for donations is not out of line. I also liked the idea above about "in lieu of flowers, donations would be appreciated..."

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 12:49 PM (JoUsr)

399 Of course Minimike calling Bern a commie certainly allows Trump to call him a commie at every turn.
Then Bern can say "Democwadic Swolshiwist"
LOL

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2020 12:50 PM (nRWPy)

400 It is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny....

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2020 12:50 PM (KUaJL)

401 Well exactly, but that won't stop the left, the media, the nevertrumpers and the party to scream IMPEACH because OrangeManBad!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (vEIlU)
+++++++++++++
I hope they do it, just for the lulz.

Impeaching a president over using an explicit, exclusive and absolute power specifically identified in the Constitution would be a laugh riot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:50 PM (I2dne)

402 The reports on the few primaries so far have said most voters decide in the last few days before voting.. probably because they are trying to pick the least worst candidate.

It should be interesting to see if last night's circular firing squad has any effect..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2020 12:50 PM (so+oy)

403 FWIW, there is a specified sentencing range for charges and judges must provide justification for sentencing above or below the presumptive sentence. Apart from the conviction, any sentencing above or below can be appealed to a higher court. My guess is that the judge sentenced in the middle of the sentencing range to try to minimize her exposure on appeal.

Haven't looked into the specifics but my guess is that the prosecutors were asking for a sentence above the presumptive sentence in the guidelines (an upwards departure) which are highly scrutinized by appellate courts.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 12:50 PM (EUDB2)

404 387 Yeah, I think that's all but a foregone conclusion.

My question is whether, in the event of a brokered convention, would not opt to hand it to Butti instead of Bloomie.

It seems as if they could recover a little better with Butti.

Of course Bloomie is easy on the party coffers, so I'm sure they'd be tempted to move more in that direction.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (MMC4G)

=========

I don't think they'd go Buttigieg.

If there's a brokered convention where the establishment is going to screw over the activist left, then they're going to be ruthless about it.

Bloomberg's money lets the be ruthless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (q80AH)

405 I found it.

Youtube video of Matt Gaetz on The View today:

https://tinyurl.com/rhwjub6

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

406 Nood Judge Amy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (l4C/z)

407 >>> Amy Klobuchar: "I wish everyone was as perfect as you, Pete."
~~~~~

Speaking of Amy, did you know that she was standing on a box at last night's debate? Yes, she was!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (sGotD)

408 Amy Klobuchar: "I wish everyone was as perfect as you, Pete."
============
I hear this a good bit because I am, of course mostly perfect. But can someone help me perfect my perfection by explaining why this isn't essentially saying, "Damn, you're right and I'm wrong"? I mean I get it when it's said with a certain haughty attitude but it's still a very lame rejoinder.
Posted by: WTP at February 20,

It was childish and ridiculous.

They reminded me of 8 and 10 year old siblings who cant stand each other. . Not presidential material at all

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

409

Nood, fagz

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (UUva/)

410 I found it.

Youtube video of Matt Gaetz on The View today:

https://tinyurl.com/rhwjub6

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (ptqGC)


Damn it, wrong one. *back to Youtube*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

411 http://bit.ly/2v3glgP
*******
Judicial Watch Suing FBI For Seth Rich Document

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (BqBId)

412 275 I am setting up a memorial service for my husband. I rented a hall, will have snacks, and ordered some pictures of him. I also picked up a coffee maker for this.
Posted by: notsothoreau


So sorry for your loss, I didn't know.
Prayers sent.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (W9xoM)

413 nood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:53 PM (vEIlU)

414 393, the derogatory slap with a glove in the face in court terms are summary reversals by a higher court. The Supreme Court and lower appellate courts need to do a lot more slapping of misbehaving lower courts which is primarily done by the leftist clones of Stephen Reinhardt--of Scotus can't catch them all fame. It sounds from recent revelations of his sexual harassment of staff that he was as awful in personal relations as his opinions which stank of his politics.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (EUDB2)

415 Then Bern can say "Democwadic Swolshiwist"
LOL
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2020 12:50 PM (nRWPy)
.........

*gargle*

Posted by: Bernie taking his pills at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

416 Big Gulp incurred a sucking chest wound. ButtAJug sucked. Warren was on the war path.

Posted by: budman at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (fpQTj)

417 Buttigieg is as cute as a zipper button.

Posted by: Caliban at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (qEujL)

418
When he gets into his smug Christian-bashing, holier-than-thou mode
he is repellent. The only people he appeals to with this are fellow
more-Christian-than-thous like French and Dowd, and the progressives who
bought Obama's "Brother's keeper, Golden rule" brand of
performative-political Christian faith.
=====

Waiting for the new book 'Christianity Explained' to help instruct us poor and ignorant folk who have not had the advantages of his Perfect Pete education. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (MIKMs)

419 So is there an official NeverSanders movement yet?

Posted by: Political Science Academics at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (yL25O)

420 We don't allow thieves and bank robbers and embezzlers to keep what they steal, nor do we allow their children to keep what their criminal parents steal, because we don't want to be mean to kids. We enforce the law, and if the criminals' kids suffer for it, that's the fault of the criminal parents, not American citizens. The same principle must apply to illegal aliens. We can't reward them for breaking our laws by giving their kids the fruits of their crimes. It's bad public policy, it's unfair to legal immigrants, it's unfair to U.S. citizens and taxpayers, and it creates incentives for other foreigners to break our laws in the future, in the hopes that their own kids will also benefit.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 12:48 PM (k4dH2)
--------------------------------
Perfectly said.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (M/9m0)

421 "366
Jackson splits the baby. Drastically oversentences on a ridiculous process charge, tried before a tainted jury, but does half of what the crooked prosecutors requested.

It's fair, see."

Yep. It actually is on the mid-range/lower end of the sentencing guidelines and won't be an issue on appeal. Hence, this dirtbag commissar in a black robe can go back into the business of oppression.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (puu6v)

422 Then Bern can say "Democwadic Swolshiwist"
LOL
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2020 12:50 PM


What...is dat wong?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (ejd/p)

423 . Not presidential material at all
=====

Well, TBF...Anyways, times like this I am haunted by something my best friend's mom said back when we were 12 year olds or so..."God help us when your generation is running the world". She was, well is, a very kind lady who enjoyed us kids immensely, never a harsh word but still managed to keep us in some sort of order, so it really struck me to hear her say it.

Posted by: WTP at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (66rlH)

424
CBS News this morning says everyone won the debate last night!


Shorter CBS: Mike's check cleared!

Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (3aI0K)

425 let them eat themselves alive...moar popcorn

Posted by: micky at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (3byMq)

426 If there's a brokered convention where the establishment is going to screw over the activist left, then they're going to be ruthless about it.

Bloomberg's money lets the be ruthless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (q80AH)

They're all 'activist left'. They just disagree on strategy. 'Moderates' want an incrementalist approach, to boil the frog slowly. Bernie Bros want Revolution Now.

Gulags for us either way.

Posted by: troyriser at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (E2EAq)

427 Stone is a mouth-breathing moron who is responsible for a lot of his troubles. But the clear emergence of a judicial system that punishes one party, and not the other, has eroded any illusion most people had about equal justice under the law. This clearly biased judges words made it even worse.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (VpIIl)

428 380
I just got my 401(k) statement.. a 20% gain for the year!



How many other Americans are opening their retirement statements and
then looking at the assholes on that stage last night.. and thinking..
"why would I want to fuck this up and elect one of them??"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2020 12:46 PM (so+oy)
Up 20% since January 1, or in the past 12 months? Suspect it's the latter, which is still great performance. If you're actually up 20% since Jan 1st, that's off the charts.Agree that anyone with anything invested hearing clowns like Warren and Sanders has to be thinking they're a nightmare. There are plenty of Dems with 401ks who don't want their accounts decimated. Toxic combo of calss warfare of identify politics.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (l7udz)

429 "Bootygag"
Should be Buttiplug.

Posted by: someguy92 at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (OJ0zz)

430

Berine was talking, maybe it was Warren, about removing billions of dollars in administrative costs from HEALTHCAYA.

Does he know that those admin costs are jobs?

These people want no one to work. LMAO

That debate was a lot of fun, they are all out to fucking lunch, Bloomy was the sanest out of all of them. Homo Doll Robot Mayor Pete, there is just something off about that dude, his AI must have some bad code in there.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (Pr5if)

431
"Are you trying to say that I'm dumb? Or are you mocking me here, Pete?"

Embrace the power of "and", Amy.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (ZTZBG)

432 Before I wrote a book and became a millionaire, I was living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

Posted by: BERNIE!!! at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (bWyp6)

The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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Remember all of the pundits and foreign policy experts and military experts who told use that Trump's killing of Suleimani was a terrible thing and would just further destabilize an already unstable situation?

In other words: ORANGEMAN BAD!

Shockingly, they seem to have been mostly full of shit. And this article is from The Guardian, which is by no means a supporter of anything approaching a robust defense or for that matter, Western culture. So my guess is that the current situation is even better than they suggest.

After Suleimani: Iran's scramble to recover from general's death

From the bunkers of south Beirut to the battlefields of northern Syria and the combustible streets of Iraq, the loss of Suleimani and his entourage has derailed much of Iran’s momentum in the region and exposed to rare vulnerability the opaque Quds Force it has used to project its influence over two decades.

The assassination has also shone a light on the complicated relationship between the Iranian leadership and the Iraqi government, senior members of which have scrambled ever since to resurrect Suleimani’s core regional projects located as far away as the Lebanese capital and Damascus. The reckoning started as soon as the dead were buried.

The irrational hatred of all things Trump has further addled the brains of these people. In what universe is the killing of the top levels of any organization a bad thing in terms of its function? Sure, it is fodder for spy novels and thrillers...the head of X is killed, and his shadowy second-in-command is a brilliant strategist who succeeds where nobody has before.

But reality is a bit different, and this is a good example of reality. Disarray in the most significant terrorist organization in the world is a very good thing, and anyone who suggests otherwise is a fool, or worse, someone who secretly (or not so secretly) hopes for American and Western deaths.

I am pleased with this operation. It signals that there is a change in our tolerance for terrorism, and clearly shows that it is no longer seen as a law enforcement issue.

Will Suleimani's killing reverse Iraq's slide into vassal status to Iran? Probably not. But coupled with vigorous and aggressive sanctions, perhaps Iran will in the medium term be unable to project its force as well as it once did, and that is also a good thing. Maybe Iraq can shrug off Iran and become an independent country. Or at least a slightly less obedient colony...

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1 st?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:00 AM (I2dne)

2 And, Rd or th

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 11:00 AM (Xh0SE)

3 2nd

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 11:00 AM (8XRCm)

4 No backup? No plan b?

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 11:01 AM (X/Pw5)

5 I just had to know . . .

Posted by: DynamiteDan at February 20, 2020 11:01 AM (jMtvt)

6 In before asparagus pee.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 20, 2020 11:01 AM (88+cf)

7 Bloomberg - he'll get 'er done!

Posted by: Posts For A Dollar! at February 20, 2020 11:01 AM (I2/tG)

8 Not worthy for top 10.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 11:02 AM (Orx/W)

9 From the bunkers of south Beirut to the battlefields of northern Syria and the combustible streets of Iraq, the loss of Suleimani and his entourage has derailed much of Iran's momentum in the region and exposed to rare vulnerability the opaque Quds Force it has used to project its influence over two decades.

This is impossible. I have been assured by our betters in Government and our betters in Media that Iran is a self-contained country that while not exactly peaceful is not a foreign adventurer and that our differences of opinion are not cause for alarm. It is not sensible to believe that offing their general could have influence outside of Iran.

This is clearly the work of lying, conspiracy-theorist wreckers. My betters told me so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:03 AM (I2dne)

10 I still say Iran would be a nice location for a glass top parking lot.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 11:03 AM (Xh0SE)

11 >>It signals that there is a change in our tolerance for terrorism, and
clearly shows that it is no longer seen as a law enforcement issue.
It's also a capability advertisement. The jihadi jamoke on the street is now thinking "if the Crusaders can reach out and touch him, *my* ass is certainly on the line."

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:04 AM (qXNVo)

12 Iran is a failed state.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 11:04 AM (JFO2v)

13
After Suleimani: Iran's scramble to recover from general's death

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Perhaps we should arrange they scramble to recover from a couple more deaths.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 11:04 AM (8XRCm)

14 Meanwhile Iranian General al-Salami is still screaming "Death to America!" from inside the deeply buried Iranian nuclear complex.

But yeah killing al-Sulemiani was a bad idea?

Only for the likes of Jean Francois Cary and those in the West who hate a prosperous America.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:04 AM (VHThc)

15 Who says I'm dumb?

Posted by: Klobberin time at February 20, 2020 11:04 AM (aKsyK)

16 Maybe Iraq can shrug off Iran and become an independent country. Or at least a slightly less obedient colony...

I doubt it. Too many Shiites. Saddam had them under his boot.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 20, 2020 11:05 AM (88+cf)

17
I still say Iran would be a nice location for a glass top parking lot.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 20, 2020 11:03 AM (Xh0SE)


Yup, nothing like a balmy 72,000,000 degree day with 1000 mile winds out of the west to change attitudes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 11:06 AM (9Om/r)

18 Yeah, but what if Iran doesn't like us any more? They might say mean things about us and won't take our money.

Posted by: -MSN Douchebags and Obama soyboys. at February 20, 2020 11:06 AM (Orx/W)

19 It's also a capability advertisement. The jihadi jamoke on the street is now thinking "if the Crusaders can reach out and touch him, *my* ass is certainly on the line."
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:04 AM (qXNVo)
+++++++++++++
I think it also works in a similar manner for opposition actors. "If not even *he* is safe, I can do some damage of my own."

It isn't exactly the same because they don't have our armed capability raining down targeted fire from above, but I imagine it is a shot in the arm for people who want Iran out of their affairs and are willing to capitalize on chaos.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:06 AM (I2dne)

20 "Disarray in the most significant terrorist organization in the world is a very good thing, and anyone who suggests otherwise is a fool, or worse, someone who secretly (or not so secretly) hopes for American and Western deaths."
~~~~~

You hear that, John F'n Kerry?

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:06 AM (sGotD)

21 My hovercraft is full of otters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:06 AM (NWiLs)

22 None of them saw these results flowing from the actions Trump took, but Trump did.

"A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:06 AM (Kpl3J)

23 April is the 40th Anniversary of Operation Eagle Claw and the death of eight American warriors.

Great time to glass Iran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:07 AM (VHThc)

24 I love the screaming over Trump's appointment of Richard Grenell as Director of National Intelligence, on the grounds that he is "unqualified".

Obama, of course, created a senior foreign policy position for Ben Rhodes, a failed novelist, who just happened to be the brother of the guy running CBS News.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 20, 2020 11:07 AM (I2/tG)

25 the middle east is not worth one more american life. full of vermin and cockroaches. let vlad grab that fucking dragon for awhile. he won't tame it either. we don't need them enough, already.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2020 11:08 AM (KP5rU)

26 Obama, of course, created a senior foreign policy position for Ben Rhodes, a failed novelist, who just happened to be the brother of the guy running CBS News.
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And van driver! Don't forget van driver!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2020 11:08 AM (vg8iE)

27 You hear that, John F'n Kerry?
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:06 AM (sGotD)
++++++++++++
Depends on your goals, doesn't it?

Kerry's (though he is just one man, he is valuable as shorthand for all of them) goal is well aligned with the "Death to America" crowd. Disarray in their ranks is indeed counter to his goals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:08 AM (I2dne)

28

Question of the day:

Why did those big "diamond" doorknobs go out of fashion?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:08 AM (UUva/)

29 The folks bitching and moaning about Suleimani are simply not on the side of America.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:08 AM (NWiLs)

30 Van Jones and Rhodes, no wonder Gaylord was smarter...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:09 AM (VHThc)

31 Suleimani's killing sends a message to Iran and other regimes looking to get sporty. It shouldn't be a surprise to any of them that the USA can take someone out any where, at any time on this planet. But it does show that even if you are a high profile target, such as Suleimani, he is not immune from the chemical and mechanical forces that come into play with the detonation of a Hellfire missile.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 11:09 AM (N39Ws)

32 Although I take a backseat to no one in disdain for Mega Keating McEatingDisorder, Juan's not so little girl, the tweet HOF 'ette Jane D'oh quoted from her was in response to a particularly vile attack from that gynecological nightmare, Joyless Behar, because Mega pointed out flaws with Mini Mike which was like saying water is wet to anyone but that dessicated crone.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 11:09 AM (y7DUB)

33 When the officer corps is based on a cartel-like power model, and the loss of the leader shakes it out this much, it is weak. Much more so than "our betters" even understand.
It's also a huge vulnerability in the political structure.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 11:09 AM (axyOa)

34 >>I think it also works in a similar manner for opposition actors. "If not even *he* is safe, I can do some damage of my own." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:06 AM (I2dne)

True and true. Shame that Iraq is a lost cause and KSA's entire society is in "emploi fictif" mode.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:10 AM (qXNVo)

35 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 11:10 AM (arJlL)

36 Disarray in their ranks is indeed counter to his goals.

Obama ignored the mass protests in Iran in 2009, because he knew that he wanted to do a deal with the mullahs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 20, 2020 11:10 AM (I2/tG)

37 I hope we see Bloomberg in hunting regalia, just for the Elmer Fudd meme opportunities.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 11:10 AM (JRaU+)

38 April is the 40th Anniversary of Operation Eagle Claw Attack Bunny and the death of eight American warriors.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 11:10 AM (+y/Ru)

39 the middle east is not worth one more american life.
full of vermin and cockroaches. let vlad grab that fucking dragon for
awhile. he won't tame it either. we don't need them enough, already.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2020 11:08 AM (KP5rU)


I always said to hit it with nukes until the planet looks like a fucking donut. Let them fight over who rules the big hole.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 11:10 AM (9Om/r)

40
the middle east is not worth one more american life. full of vermin and
cockroaches. let vlad grab that fucking dragon for awhile. he won't tame
it either. we don't need them enough, already.


Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2020 11:08 AM

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Now that we have essentially achieved energy independence, there isn't a single thing we need from the Middle East, it's time to leave and let them deal with the issues themselves*. We have been there too long.


*All bets are off when Iran tests it's first Nuke.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (JUOKG)

41 @JackPosobiec 1 minute ago

Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (cF8AT)

42 Our chattering class has forgotten the great weakness of terrorist and other similar secret organizations - they depend on very tight lines of control, and a centralized leadership. (Otherwise they go off in a hundred different directions with no coordination) But, this centralized control in secret necessarily becomes very personalized on one charismatic figure (Bin Laden, or Al Baghdadi, or Suleimani) and thus the organization becomes very vulnerable to a decapitation strike. And men like that *never* leave competent successors behind; such a successor would have been too great a risk in a murderous organization.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (Kpl3J)

43 39: that works also. it is way past time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (KP5rU)

44 Tommy Vietor was and always will be the van driver.

Posted by: moving on with coffee at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (WX+x0)

45 But...but...but...all of the lefty Armchair Experts on Everything told me (condescendingly) that Iran would just replace Suleimani with someobe else.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (BJKQV)

46 When the officer corps is based on a cartel-like power model, and the loss of the leader shakes it out this much, it is weak. Much more so than "our betters" even understand.
It's also a huge vulnerability in the political structure.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 11:09 AM (axyOa)
++++++++++
Like cults of personality. It is often posited, for example, that the Third Reich, even if they were still ascendant, would not have meaningfully outlived Hitler. There may be something to that.

For a counterpoint, there is always the USSR - which survived Stalin through aggressive and violent destalinization.

There are always key men, but when the entire organization is entirely dependent on the key man, the loss of the key man is a death sentence. If the organization is robust, the loss of the key man is merely extremely painful and a big setback.

I guess we'll find out which kind of organization Quds is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (I2dne)

47 Tommy Vietor was and always will be the van driver.
====

That's right! My bad! Thanks.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (vg8iE)

48 Bloomberg set the record for the most money lost in Las Vegas. Last count is what? $440 million? Not even Danny Ocean a la Oceans 11 pulled that off.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (N39Ws)

49 I couldn't believe how Big Mike dominated the debate last night!

He was head and shoulders above the other candidates!

He'll make a great, great, President!

Posted by: Posts For A Dollar! at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (I2/tG)

50 The folks bitching and moaning about Suleimani are simply not on the side of America.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:08 AM (NWiLs)


period.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (9Om/r)

51 41 @JackPosobiec 1 minute ago

Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (cF8AT)

So, the trial has turned into a left wing political rally. I guess the only surprise is that it's so blatant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (Kpl3J)

52 Salami is dead, mullahs are teetering and Buttplug would NOT have killed him. Under any circumstance.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 20, 2020 11:13 AM (VNfwt)

53 It's also a capability advertisement. The jihadi jamoke on the street is now thinking "if the Crusaders can reach out and touch him, *my* ass is certainly on the line."
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:04 AM (qXNVo)


I openly scoff at those who claim actions such as killing Suleimani is used as a recruitment tool by terrorists. That is complete bullshit. It has the exact opposite effect. Our "betters" are fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 11:13 AM (axyOa)

54 Alexander the Great conquered almost the whole known world, but upon his death it all splintered.

Saladin was a great Islamic leader but upon his death it all splintered.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:13 AM (VHThc)

55 But...but...but...all of the lefty Armchair Experts on Everything told me (condescendingly) that Iran would just replace Suleimani with someobe else.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (BJKQV)
++++++++++
They will (or have, I am not sure). Whether the next guy will be effective and able to wrangle the subordinate leadership and effective command, though, is an entirely different question.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:13 AM (I2dne)

56 41
@JackPosobiec 1 minute ago



Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (cF8AT)
Making it easier to appeal any ruling she issues.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 11:13 AM (N39Ws)

57 I find it downright weird that the crazy Democrat candidates for the presidency are unanimous in their agreement that killing Sulimeini was a bad idea.
Why couldn't one of them show a smidge of independent thinking?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 20, 2020 11:14 AM (Uu+Jp)

58 Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (cF8AT)


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jeebus

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 11:14 AM (8XRCm)

59 Iran is a failed state.

-
Like California.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

60 Assassinating enemy leadership is really the best approach to dealing with the Middle East problem. Since their countries are ruled by a smallish core of despots, the targeting of them would be especially effective.The biggest opposition to assassination as a practice would be our own Communists in government.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:14 AM (90T4r)

61 Remember when the left told us for years that if we killed terrorists it would just inspire more people to become terrorists?

That prediction didn't agree well either.

How can they be so wrong so often and never, ever question their assumptions?

Posted by: 29Victor at February 20, 2020 11:14 AM (BJKQV)

62 I find it downright weird that the crazy Democrat candidates for the presidency are unanimous in their agreement that killing Sulimeini was a bad idea.
Why couldn't one of them show a smidge of independent thinking?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 20, 2020 11:14 AM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++
It was bred out of them in the colleges, governments and cartelized industries in which they developed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (I2dne)

63 @kaitlancollins

Judge Jackson finds a harsher sentence should apply here because Stone threatened or intimidated a juror, provided false info to a judge & potentially threatened her. "...The court should not sit idly by, shrug its shoulders and say, 'That's just Roger being Roger.'"

Wanna bet she goes above the original sentencing guidelines?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (cF8AT)

64 Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (cF8AT)

Trump can issue a pardon as soon as she's done flapping her gums.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (SUJyY)

65 This is just window dressing for when Trump pardons Stone. That will be the medias line of attack, that Trump cant stand "valid" criticism.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (JRaU+)

66 Judge Amy may finally go so far that even the other Leftists will use an ice pick on her to save their jobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (VHThc)

67 There are always key men, but when the entire organization is entirely dependent on the key man, the loss of the key man is a death sentence. If the organization is robust, the loss of the key man is merely extremely painful and a big setback.

I guess we'll find out which kind of organization Quds is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (I2dne)

It's a persistent theme throughout history. Cromwell's government collapsed within a year of his death; more recently, the existence of Yugoslavia was entirely dependent on Marshall Tito, and it died with him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)

68 My hovercraft is full of otters.
Posted by: Insomniac


The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (sNYFR)

69 Wanna bet she goes above the original sentencing guidelines?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
What's the maximum?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (I2dne)

70 I think the Iranian regime is ripe for overthrow. We need to support the protesters and arm them if possible.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (prSvo)

71 I think the longer and bigger effect of the killing is simply: If they went after and got Sulimeini, they can come and get me.

I reckon not a lot of applications were received when the position suddenly became open.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 20, 2020 11:16 AM (Ozpxd)

72 41 @JackPosobiec 1 minute ago

Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (cF8AT)

It's a political prosecution. Overturn it ASAP.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

73 I find it downright weird that the crazy Democrat
candidates for the presidency are unanimous in their agreement that
killing Sulimeini was a bad idea.

Why couldn't one of them show a smidge of independent thinking?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 20, 2020 11:14 AM (Uu+Jp)


Because when a dem is born their asses all get fitted for the same wind up key.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 11:16 AM (9Om/r)

74 But...but...but...all of the lefty Armchair Experts on Everything told me (condescendingly) that Iran would just replace Suleimani with someobe else.

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There are only so many Reinhard Heydrichs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)

75 It's a persistent theme throughout history. Cromwell's government collapsed within a year of his death; more recently, the existence of Yugoslavia was entirely dependent on Marshall Tito, and it died with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)
+++++++++++
Yup. Private companies tend to be more robust than governments in this regard. There are companies that do not survive the loss of their key man, but most do. They do so through grooming replacements and aggressive succession planning. Tyrants tend not to do that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:17 AM (I2dne)

76
I openly scoff at those who claim actions such as killing Suleimani is used as a recruitment tool by terrorists. That is complete bullshit. It has the exact opposite effect. Our "betters" are fools.
Posted by: Diogenes


Our existence is a recruiting tool for terrorists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2020 11:17 AM (aKsyK)

77 So, the trial has turned into a left wing political rally. I guess the only surprise is that it's so blatant.

She is now allowing any random person who wants to to write letters demanding that Roger Stone be given a heavier sentence. These letters will be made part of the official record of the trial.

This is something a People's Court would do in East Germany.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 20, 2020 11:17 AM (I2/tG)

78 What's the maximum?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (I2dne)

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WHAT EVER THE FUCK I SAY IT IS, DEPLORABLE!!!!

Posted by: Judge Amy at February 20, 2020 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

79 60 Assassinating enemy leadership is really the best approach to dealing with the Middle East problem. Since their countries are ruled by a smallish core of despots, the targeting of them would be especially effective.The biggest opposition to assassination as a practice would be our own Communists in government.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:14 AM (90T4r)

If it wasn't for Trump fighting for us, some might start to think it was the only solution for some of our problems closer to home.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)

80 What's the maximum?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (I2dne)

The original guideline was 7 - 9 years.

I bet she gives him 10.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (cF8AT)

81 41 @JackPosobiec 1 minute ago

Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr
Posted by: Tami



She's begging for this to be overturned. Then it's IMPEACH IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (vN4+Q)

82 As this point is there any difference between Judge Amy and Doctor Amy Bishop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (VHThc)

83 80 What's the maximum?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM (I2dne)

The original guideline was 7 - 9 years.

I bet she gives him 10.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (cF8AT)

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Didn't she also say that she was going to delay the actual imposition of the sentence until after his appeal around the juror?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (q80AH)

84 The judiciary are way too full of themselves. They have replaced Congress on the shit scale. Even the innocuous 'Please rise ' reminds me that I really despise their false superiority.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (rxtQa)

85 68 My hovercraft is full of otters.
Posted by: Insomniac

Did the otters eat the eels?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (Uu+Jp)

86 i am 65 years old. the middle east has been a festering boil on the ass of the world for as long as i remember. either do what should have been done then, or let them fucks wither and die like a neglected pot plant in johnny depp's shitter. they aren't worth it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (KP5rU)

87 OMG!

@dsamuelsohn

Jackson says the House Intelligence Committee's Russia probe was stymied because of Stone. His obstruction, she says, "led to an inaccurate, incomplete and incorrect report."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (cF8AT)

88 btw Iran is using the Army to quarantine the city of Qom due to 2 coronavirus deaths

the dead patients had no known contact with China

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (G546f)

89 There are always key men, but when the entire organization is entirely dependent on the key man, the loss of the key man is a death sentence. If the organization is robust, the loss of the key man is merely extremely painful and a big setback.

I guess we'll find out which kind of organization Quds is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (I2dne)


IIRC, in a lot of those organizations the truly competent underlings get removed as threats to the Big Guy's power, so that when Mr. Big goes down there really aren't the people with the talent available.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (hLRSq)

90 My hovercraft is full of otters.

Posted by: Insomniac





The chair is against the wall.



Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 11:15 AM

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The penguins are in the refrigerator, repeat, in the refrigerator, they are not under the bed.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (JUOKG)

91 >>I guess we'll find out which kind of organization Quds is. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:12 AM (I2dne)

Odds are that it survives. It's matrixed socioeconomically, with tentacles throughout the Middle East (and, by extension, elsewhere). Members don't just join up to push Israel into the sea; they join for the connections, the financial sinecures, wasta (or whatever the Persian term for that is), etc.

For example, there's more than a bit of truth to the theory that the Lebanese diaspora has put entrepreneurial Hizballah supporters in the four corners of the globe. Qods knows about these folks and how much they tithe, and how life after retirement can be smoove outside the ME; it's part of a global IRGC infrastructure.
Killing Soleimani was great, but it's probably not likely to crater a tight organization with financial incentive to sustain itself.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (qXNVo)

92 81 41 @JackPosobiec 1 minute ago

Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr
Posted by: Tami


She's begging for this to be overturned. Then it's IMPEACH IMPEACH!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (vN4+Q)

=========

This is 10th dimensional chess on her part.

In the end, Pelosi will be president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (q80AH)

93
how does one "potentially threaten" a judge.???

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (8XRCm)

94 82 As this point is there any difference between Judge Amy and Doctor Amy Bishop?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (VHThc)

DOCTOR Amy seems nicer.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (90T4r)

95 @JackPosobiec 1 minute ago



Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

Posted by: Tami




She's begging for this to be overturned. Then it's IMPEACH IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM

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It sure is looking like that's the plan.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 11:20 AM (JUOKG)

96 94 82 As this point is there any difference between Judge Amy and Doctor Amy Bishop?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (VHThc)

DOCTOR Amy seems nicer.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (90T4r)

==========

There is only one Amy.

Amy Pond.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:20 AM (q80AH)

97 The judge knows that all eyes are on this farce. If she's doing this, she is doing it so as to be sure that there is an immediate appeal and someone else has to deal with the dirty diaper while she exits stage left.

She's a Clinton appointee and this is probably at or near retirement age anyway. This may well be self-preservation - end this stage and be as ugly and biased as possible about it, set it up to be a slam-dunk appellate action (that it will happen and be accepted, not necessarily the outcome), kick it upstairs, and mark time until retirement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:20 AM (I2dne)

98
So the "judge" in the Stone case is a Russian Hoaxer Truther, and is working with the prosecution.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:20 AM (UUva/)

99 45 But...but...but...all of the lefty Armchair Experts on Everything told me (condescendingly) that Iran would just replace Suleimani with someobe else.
Posted by: 29Victor



They will, it will just take time. There is a hole there, in time some other murderous sociopath will fill it. No shortage of those over in that part of the world.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 11:20 AM (vN4+Q)

100 As this point is there any difference between Judge Amy and Doctor Amy Bishop?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (VHThc)

DOCTOR Amy seems nicer.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (90T4r)

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There is only one Amy.

Amy Pond.
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Me llamo Elena.

Posted by: It's Klobberin' Time! at February 20, 2020 11:20 AM (vg8iE)

101 Nice. Somebody posted a Reader's Digest version of the debates last night:

https://bit.ly/38K4vqP

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 11:20 AM (1+J19)

102 95 She's begging for this to be overturned. Then it's IMPEACH IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM

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It sure is looking like that's the plan.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 11:20 AM (JUOKG)

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Overturned would imply the appeals court would do the work. That'd be an interesting way to go after Trump, for sure, but they are running out of things to hit him with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:21 AM (q80AH)

103 86 i am 65 years old. the middle east has been a festering boil on the ass of the world for as long as i remember. either do what should have been done then, or let them fucks wither and die like a neglected pot plant in johnny depp's shitter. they aren't worth it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (KP5rU)


We can still kill their leadership though, right?

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:21 AM (90T4r)

104 >>I openly scoff at those who claim actions such
as killing Suleimani is used as a recruitment tool by terrorists. That
is complete bullshit. It has the exact opposite effect. Our "betters"
are fools. Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 11:13 AM (axyOa)


True. To believe that, you'd have to allow that execution by electric chair of murderers incentivizes potential murderers as a matter of course.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:21 AM (qXNVo)

105 She is now allowing any random person who wants to
to write letters demanding that Roger Stone be given a heavier sentence.
These letters will be made part of the official record of the trial.



This is something a People's Court would do in East Germany.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 20, 2020 11:17 AM (I2/tG)


Can we write letters demanding that Trump just drone this bitch already?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 11:21 AM (9Om/r)

106 Me llamo Elena.

¡Que Llama!

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 11:21 AM (1+J19)

107 In California, either side of a trial can reject the judge assigned to the case. You only get to do it once, so once you have rejected a judge, you have to take the next judge assigned.

If the Federal courts don't have a rule like that, they badly need one.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 20, 2020 11:21 AM (I2/tG)

108 82
As this point is there any difference between Judge Amy and Doctor Amy Bishop?


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (VHThc)

I'd liken her to that bat-shit crazy astronaut Lisa Nowak who, while wearing a diaper, drove from TX to FL to try and kidnap her lover's spouse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 11:21 AM (N39Ws)

109 Making it easier to appeal any ruling she issues.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Why doesn't she just stand up and say, "Fuck all y'all. Appeal it!"?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 11:21 AM (sNYFR)

110 >>I am pleased with this operation. It signals that there is a change in our tolerance for terrorism, and clearly shows that it is no longer seen as a law enforcement issue.

I would say that it shows that it is not exclusively a law enforcement issue any longer.

One of the actions taken by Sessions that has largely flown under the radar was his restarting of Project Casandra in 2018. That was the joint DOJ/DEA task force targeting Hezbollah drug running and money laundering throughout the world that had been a huge financing operation for Hezbollah and other Iranian proxies that Obama shutdown to protect his precious Iran deal.

There have been some notable successes including Kassim Tajideen who was convicted of running a multi-billion dollar money laundering ring based out of Lebanon.

It also doesn't hurt that shutting down the southern border is cutting down on the drug flow from South America which Hezbollah is a big part of.

Iran and her proxies are being starved by with public sanctions on their oil and by shutting down their illicit money making operations.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:22 AM (ZLI7S)

111 103: kill em all. let allah sort it out. i don't care.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2020 11:22 AM (KP5rU)

112 88 btw Iran is using the Army to quarantine the city of Qom due to 2 coronavirus deaths

the dead patients had no known contact with China
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (G546f)

THAT WE KNOW OF...[sinister music]

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

113 Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

Posted by: Tami

Maybe she's hoping to say something witty and this achieve lefty immortality - her very own bumper sticker.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 20, 2020 11:22 AM (BJKQV)

114 110
Iran and her proxies are being starved by with public sanctions on their oil and by shutting down their illicit money making operations.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:22 AM (ZLI7S)

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That dummy Trump is making the world less safe, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:23 AM (q80AH)

115 > i am 65 years old. the middle east has been a festering boil on the ass of the world for as long as i remember.

Replace "for as long as I can remember" with "since the dawn of recorded history", and you'll have the right of it.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 11:23 AM (Ewo9R)

116 I openly scoff at those who claim actions such
as killing Suleimani is used as a recruitment tool by terrorists.


"Rapid promotions from within!" Yeah, I don't see that as a draw.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 11:23 AM (1+J19)

117 As this point is there any difference between Judge Amy and Doctor Amy Bishop?


Posted by: Anna Puma


I'm seeing a pattern here.
Stay the hell away from any chick named Amy.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 11:23 AM (sNYFR)

118 Kerry was on Fox earlier. I was busy and didn't bother listening to his blather.

Has anyone done a wellness check on Teresa Heinz-Kerry?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:23 AM (ptqGC)

119 How many times did the media announce that Obama "Assassinated" Osama bin Laden? My guess is they always said the terror leader was found and killed. And that was going to his hideout to find him.


Soleimani was actively engaged in terrorism in a foreign country ... he was killed "on the field of battle" ... not in a tank, but still, he was engaged in battle ... or even worse, in terrorism that ignores the rules of regular warfare. It was not "assassination" in the way that term is commonly used.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 11:24 AM (Cus5s)

120 If Judge Amy does get her druthers too high perhaps she will stroke out in mid-tirade.

Then next week they can erect a paper-mache statue of her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:24 AM (VHThc)

121 In what universe is the killing of the top levels of any organization a bad thing in terms of its function?

Did you mean, "terrorist organization"? Cos otherwise it comes off a bit odd.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2020 11:24 AM (19g6/)

122 Chinese officials have started going around and beating dogs to death because they taste so delicious to stop the spread of the Coronavirus.

Needless to say the Chinese-funded WHO still claims that it can't be spread by animals.

https://tinyurl.com/v9j8osn

Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 11:24 AM (ovHX/)

123 > It has the exact opposite effect.

I've often observed that the United States used to have another fanatical enemy that liked to fly suicide planes into things.

That pretty much came to a stop after we glassed a couple of their cities.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 11:24 AM (Ewo9R)

124 122 Chinese officials have started going around and beating dogs to death because they taste so delicious to stop the spread of the Coronavirus.

Needless to say the Chinese-funded WHO still claims that it can't be spread by animals.

https://tinyurl.com/v9j8osn
Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 11:24 AM (ovHX/)

And then- Dinner!

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:25 AM (90T4r)

125 That dummy Trump is making the world less safe, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:23 AM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
Short-term, that may well be true. Iran is a cornered animal and Trump closed their operating space rather a lot, while cranking up sanctions and poking them in the eye.

Obama failed to maintain deterrence in *any* way and actively pursued its opposite with many of his actions. Regaining deterrence is expensive and dangerous. Containing the "Death to America" crowd - especially when their ambitions are at *least* regional - and crippling them is a good thing, but the critics are correct that it's dangerous. They're totally incorrect that it is reckless or stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:25 AM (I2dne)

126 122 Chinese officials have started going around and beating dogs to death because they taste so delicious to stop the spread of the Coronavirus.

Needless to say the Chinese-funded WHO still claims that it can't be spread by animals.

https://tinyurl.com/v9j8osn
Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 11:24 AM (ovHX/)

===========

"This is fine."
-Dog in a room on fire meme

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:25 AM (q80AH)

127 >>That dummy Trump is making the world less safe, you know.

It's like living in opposite world if you listen to our corrupt media. Obama strong, Trump, weak.

Bizarro

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:25 AM (ZLI7S)

128 btw Iran is using the Army to quarantine the city of Qom due to 2 coronavirus deaths

the dead patients had no known contact with China
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 11:19 AM (G546f)

THAT WE KNOW OF...[sinister music]
Posted by: joncelli


Dun dun dunnnnnnnn

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 11:25 AM (sNYFR)

129 TuWuFlu the new doggy dinner treat?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 11:25 AM (VHThc)

130 > Needless to say the Chinese-funded WHO still claims that it can't be spread by animals.

The Chinese don't know whether to shit or wind their watches.

Their system just can't deal with any situation that can't be solved by Xi issuing orders. Viruses don't take orders.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 11:26 AM (Ewo9R)

131 Just wow, watching tweets from the sentencing. This judge has gone off the deep end. Say's Stone, one person, prevented the FBI/DOJ from discovering Russian collusion.

Is she part of Schiff's staff?

She IS the resistance.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 11:26 AM (G0vdT)

132 International Rico Act...put up your hands. M f

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 20, 2020 11:26 AM (9PtLS)

133 Big Mike will give you free food!

Free medical care!

Free vacations!

Free stuff!

Of course, you'll have to sign an NDA promising not to criticize him, but that's just normal corporate practice.

Posted by: Posts For A Dollar! at February 20, 2020 11:26 AM (I2/tG)

134 131 Just wow, watching tweets from the sentencing. This judge has gone off the deep end. Say's Stone, one person, prevented the FBI/DOJ from discovering Russian collusion.

Is she part of Schiff's staff?

She IS the resistance.
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 11:26 AM (G0vdT)

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She STILL believes in Russian collusion?

Lady is nuts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:26 AM (q80AH)

135 Remember, they all hate you and want you dead.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 11:26 AM (q1Pj5)

136 Iran is also scrambling from-

Chinese Murder Virus.

hurting their oil biz.

Speaking of which, here is the State of the Art way they're preventing it's spread besides quarantine:

https://keyt.com/health/2020/02/20/no-us-

coronavirus-cases-were-caught-by-airport-

temperature-checks-heres-what-has-worked/

(remove extra spaces)


Welp. That's better than nothing, but it still gives the infected plenty of opportunity to spread the virus during the prodromal period.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 20, 2020 11:26 AM (9wmyx)

137 @joshgerstein 5 minutes ago

Stone WILL NOT address court today, he says. Judge is taking a break before delivering sentence.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:27 AM (cF8AT)

138 "But reality is a bit different, and this is a good example of reality. Disarray in the most significant terrorist organization in the world is a very good thing, and anyone who suggests otherwise is a fool, or worse, someone who secretly (or not so secretly) hopes for American and Western deaths."

Wait, so the "terror cell" theory of the flat organization is a bunch of hooey and if a few of these psychotic satraps a clipped the whole goat rodeo descends into a flailing riot of asses and elbows?

Good to know. Now, what to do about the defense and intelligence apparatuses that have been shoveling this hogwash for 40 years?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 20, 2020 11:27 AM (w+Ped)

139 102 95 She's begging for this to be overturned. Then it's IMPEACH IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM

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It sure is looking like that's the plan.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 11:20 AM (JUOKG)

========

Overturned would imply the appeals court would do the work. That'd be an interesting way to go after Trump, for sure, but they are running out of things to hit him with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill



With congress critters like bug eyes and little fat man, odds are pretty good that they will manufacturer some retarded garbage for IMPEACH IMPEACH #BADORANGEMAN. Our 'betters' are astoundingly mad with power and dumb. A bad combination.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 11:27 AM (vN4+Q)

140 Nice. Somebody posted a Reader's Digest version of the debates last night:

https://bit.ly/38K4vqP

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James Woods also posted a summary.

https://bit.ly/2HCy5CF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)

141 122 Chinese officials have started going around and beating dogs to death because they taste so delicious to stop the spread of the Coronavirus.

Needless to say the Chinese-funded WHO still claims that it can't be spread by animals.

https://tinyurl.com/v9j8osn
Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 11:24 AM (ovHX/)

JUST when I thought I couldn't hate the Chinese government any more...they find a way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 11:27 AM (l4C/z)

142 137 @joshgerstein 5 minutes ago

Stone WILL NOT address court today, he says. Judge is taking a break before delivering sentence.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:27 AM (cF8AT)

Needs to make sure that wire transfer went through?

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:28 AM (90T4r)

143 I caught a few seconds of The View so you wouldn't have to.

Warren was yakking about being "told too many times in my life to sit down and be quiet"

Same line Klobuchar used last night.

I have a hard time believing anyone ever told those two dingbats to STHD and STHU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

144 139
With congress critters like bug eyes and little fat man, odds are pretty good that they will manufacturer some retarded garbage for IMPEACH IMPEACH #BADORANGEMAN. Our 'betters' are astoundingly mad with power and dumb. A bad combination.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 11:27 AM (vN4+Q)

=========

There will be individual congress critters who make noises towards impeachment, but the party as a whole has moved on. It won't happen again this Congress.

They're talking about health care now, hoping to make the people forget that they did the whole impeachment thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:28 AM (q80AH)

145 86 i am 65 years old. the middle east has been a festering boil on the ass of the world for as long as i remember. either do what should have been done then, or let them fucks wither and die like a neglected pot plant in johnny depp's shitter. they aren't worth it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (KP5rU)

Look at the big picture, and for the last 3,000 years the history of the Middle East is that it is peaceful as long as it is all controlled by one large and powerful Empire, which can employ force to keep a lid on all of the nutso inhabitants. Then when that Empire falls, as all Empires do eventually, there is chaos and mayhem for a century or two before some other empire consolidates control again.

The last period of long term peace was the roughly 400 years leading up to 1917 - and then the Allies blew up the Ottoman Empire and took pieces for themselves, but that was very unstable (especially after WW2) and then oil made the region fabulously wealthy while the Jewish Nation was resurrected, and we've been stuck playing out those scenarios for all of our lives. Stability is probably still a couple of generations away, and who knows what form it will take.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:29 AM (Kpl3J)

146 143 I caught a few seconds of The View so you wouldn't have to.

Warren was yakking about being "told too many times in my life to sit down and be quiet"

Same line Klobuchar used last night.

I have a hard time believing anyone ever told those two dingbats to STHD and STHU.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

==========

Their dads. Still doing it, too, despite being dead for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:29 AM (q80AH)

147 > I have a hard time believing anyone ever told those two dingbats to STHD and STHU.

I've noticed that the people who are always yelling about "being silenced" never seem to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 11:29 AM (Ewo9R)

148 >>Nice. Somebody posted a Reader's Digest version of the debates last night:

https://bit.ly/38K4vqP

-
James Woods also posted a summary.

>>https://bit.ly/2HCy5CF

This one sums it up for me.

https://tinyurl.com/vwe29e8

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:30 AM (ZLI7S)

149 Trump doesn't have to "pardon" Stone--he can just commute his sentence.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 11:30 AM (CqE5x)

150 Larry Tesler did not kill himself.

Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 11:30 AM (3aI0K)

151 @JackPosobiec 1 minute ago

Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (cF8AT)


Memo to John Roberts: this is what an Obama judge does. Now apologize to the Golden Scalpweasel and submit your resignation.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 11:30 AM (y7DUB)

152 Suliemani's #2 was promoted to that suddenly vacated position after the missile strike. Would it be wrong to take him out, and his replacement, until the Iranians run out of people who want the job of "head terrorist" and change their ways?

Posted by: mikee at February 20, 2020 11:30 AM (xcC0Y)

153 137 @joshgerstein 5 minutes ago

Stone WILL NOT address court today, he says. Judge is taking a break before delivering sentence.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:27
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I'm on my phone and read that as "taking a drink."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

154 Warren was yakking about being "told too many times in my life to sit down and be quiet"

Same line Klobuchar used last night.

I have a hard time believing anyone ever told those two dingbats to STHD and STHU.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

-------

Princess Who Sunburns Her Tongue is a well known yakker in the Tribe of the Prairie Crab.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 11:31 AM (8XRCm)

155 Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (cF8AT)


The left just can't themselves. They are so fanatic they just can't act professionally

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 11:31 AM (Un9AW)

156 That dummy Trump is making the world less safe, you know.

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Say what you will to defend Trump, he tweets more than Washington and Lincoln combined.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)

157 >>Warren was yakking about being "told too many times in my life to sit down and be quiet"

One more time won't hurt, you babbling scarecrow...

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:31 AM (QgtlX)

158
With congress critters like bug eyes and little fat man, odds are pretty good that they will manufacturer some retarded garbage for IMPEACH IMPEACH #BADORANGEMAN. Our 'betters' are astoundingly mad with power and dumb. A bad combination.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 11:27 AM (vN4+Q)


"What are we gonna do tonight Schifty?"
"The same thing we do every night, Nadler - Impeach Trump!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 11:32 AM (hLRSq)

159 Just wow, watching tweets from the sentencing. This judge has gone off the deep end. Say's Stone, one person, prevented the FBI/DOJ from discovering Russian collusion.

Is she part of Schiff's staff?

She IS the resistance.
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 11:26 AM (G0vdT)

===========

She STILL believes in Russian collusion?

Lady is nuts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


You are watching someone go insane in real time.
The mental break should be audible

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 11:32 AM (sNYFR)

160 > Their dads. Still doing it, too, despite being dead for decades.

Klobuchar's dad is still alive, surprisingly. He's 91.

You're right that his relationship with Amy was... not good, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 11:32 AM (Ewo9R)

161 Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

Posted by: Tami

I had theorized it would be rational to expect that bint would just declare a mistrial and continue the exercise of death of a thousand cuts, but I might have to re-assess that theory. She's clearly going to convict this guy with no compunction whatsoever.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2020 11:32 AM (saIjW)

162 151
@JackPosobiec 1 minute ago



Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:11 AM (cF8AT)



Memo to John Roberts: this is what an Obama judge does. Now apologize to the Golden Scalpweasel and submit your resignation.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 11:30 AM (y7DUB)
Excellent point.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 11:32 AM (N39Ws)

163


So, reality is the real winner...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2020 11:33 AM (zBaqJ)

164 Tom Servo @ 22- You just described Chuck Yeager to a 't'. DJT has a lot of that 'jump in the middle of a big crowd of very fast airplanes shooting at each other' vibe about him. I like that.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2020 11:33 AM (UUkQp)

165 Klobuchar's dad is still alive, surprisingly. He's 91.



You're right that his relationship with Amy was... not good, though.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 11:32 AM (Ewo9R)


Probably because when she was younger he sat her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 11:33 AM (9Om/r)

166
Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

BITCH

Posted by: Holder obama's wing man at February 20, 2020 11:33 AM (6XlcD)

167 Is this JUDGE Amy bint an Obama appointee?

I know the answer will shock me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

168

Boy, the Swamp is really scared shit of Barr!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (UUva/)

169 167 Is this JUDGE Amy bint an Obama appointee?

I know the answer will shock me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

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Yeah, cause she's a Clinton appointee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (q80AH)

170 Probably because when she was younger he sat her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 11:33 AM (9Om/r)

Safety First.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (w+Ped)

171 I hate Bloomberg and he should catch bullets is his asshole but I give him credit for at least being willing to say that Communism sucks.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (l4C/z)

172 167 Is this JUDGE Amy bint an Obama appointee?

I know the answer will shock me.


YES



Posted by: Holder obama's wing man at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (6XlcD)

173 According to the 'Reality Kids' over at Kos, Warren won The Greatest Debate of All Time (of all time).

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (q1Pj5)

174 Is this JUDGE Amy bint an Obama appointee?

I know the answer will shock me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

Clinton

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (CqE5x)

175 85 Did the otters eat the eels?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 20, 2020 11:18 AM (Uu+Jp)

Nothing wrong with unagi.

Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (UnA8+)

176 167 Is this JUDGE Amy bint an Obama appointee?

I know the answer will shock me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)
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I believe she is.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (G0vdT)

177 > I have a hard time believing anyone ever told those two dingbats to STHD and STHU.



I've noticed that the people who are always yelling about "being silenced" never seem to shut the fuck up.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

====
I'm gonna guess that Liz and Klob have had less than 24 hours of genuine interaction with Deploables in their adult lives. If they have been told to STFU, odds are it was from their fellow Enlightened Souls, not me and mine.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (+WFxp)

178 >>Is this JUDGE Amy bint an Obama appointee?

Not that anyone is surprised but yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)

179 163


So, reality is the real winner...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2020 11:33 AM (zBaqJ)

I thought Reality Winner was in jail?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 11:35 AM (l4C/z)

180 171 I hate Bloomberg and he should catch bullets is his asshole but I give him credit for at least being willing to say that Communism sucks.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (l4C/z)

The message is a bit diluted when coming from a sawed-off fascist wannabe.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

181 Suliemani's #2 was promoted to that suddenly vacated position after the missile strike. Would it be wrong to take him out, and his replacement, until the Iranians run out of people who want the job of "head terrorist" and change their ways?

Posted by: mikee at February 20, 2020 11:30 AM (xcC0Y)

Applicants have been scarce, since they included "may get hellfire up your tailpipe" in the job description.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 11:35 AM (X/Pw5)

182 Sounds like Amy is gonna throw the book at stone...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:35 AM (6XlcD)

183 New Bloomberg tweet/video:

https://tinyurl.com/tuqd8kg

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:35 AM (cF8AT)

184
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (l4C/z)

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WELL ...... TECHNICALLY ITS RIGHT ONCE A DAY AND ONCE A NIGHT!!!

Posted by: Pedantic Assholes Union Local #451 at February 20, 2020 11:35 AM (8XRCm)

185 Trump doesn't have to "pardon" Stone--he can just commute his sentence.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 11:30 AM (CqE5x)

I think that is preferred solution. A pardon acknowledges guilt, but commuting his sentence leaves Stone the freedom to fight to have the conviction overturned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 11:35 AM (LxWV7)

186 10 I still say Iran would be a nice location for a glass top parking lot.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 11:03 AM

Are you talking about SOLAR FREAKIN' ROADWAYS?!?!

Posted by: Nathan Filion at February 20, 2020 11:36 AM (xvfJC)

187 168

Boy, the Swamp is really scared shit of Barr!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:34 AM (UUva/)

And everyone that profits from their relationship with it. Look at Maddow - she looks like a marionette being controlled by an epileptic.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 20, 2020 11:36 AM (w+Ped)

188 Are you talking about SOLAR FREAKIN' ROADWAYS?!?!
Posted by: Nathan Filion at February 20, 2020 11:36 AM (xvfJC)

I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read that.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 20, 2020 11:37 AM (w+Ped)

189
*Munkey*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2020 11:37 AM (eXA4G)

190 The judge has a lot of nerve to criticize the sitting President of the United States and the Attorney general... She should be impeached

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:37 AM (6XlcD)

191 Warren was yakking about being "told too many times in my life to sit down and be quiet"

-
Sally Kohn has some amusing comments about President Warren.

https://bit.ly/37K9IgE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)

192 @dsamuelsohn 1 minute ago

We are still in the break. Everyone is back in their seats, including Stone and his attorneys. Still waiting for Judge Jackson.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:38 AM (cF8AT)

193 Larry Tesler did not kill himself.
Posted by: SMOD


What makes you say that? A name from my past, so it stood out.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 11:38 AM (Ry8mf)

194 161 Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

Posted by: Tami

I had theorized it would be rational to expect that bint would just declare a mistrial and continue the exercise of death of a thousand cuts, but I might have to re-assess that theory. She's clearly going to convict this guy with no compunction whatsoever.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2020 11:32 AM (saIjW)

Shameful.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 11:38 AM (Ed8Zd)

195 Holy crap. Matt Gaetz is on The View putting some facts to those crones about Obama's pardons. They're barely letting him speak, but he's steamrolling right over them!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

196 166
Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

BITCH
Posted by: Holder obama's wing man at February 20, 2020 11:33 AM (6XlcD)

Let the salt... FLOW!

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 20, 2020 11:39 AM (w+Ped)

197 Judge Pigmeat Markham would be an improvement.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

198 WELL ...... TECHNICALLY ITS RIGHT ONCE A DAY AND ONCE A NIGHT!!!
Posted by: Pedantic Assholes Union Local #451 at February 20, 2020 11:35 AM (8XRCm)
++++++++++++++
Unless it's a 24-hour clock, then it is right only once per 24 hours.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:39 AM (I2dne)

199 152 Suliemani's #2 was promoted to that suddenly vacated position after the missile strike. Would it be wrong to take him out, and his replacement, until the Iranians run out of people who want the job of "head terrorist" and change their ways?
Posted by: mikee at February 20, 2020 11:30 AM (xcC0Y)

From the few bits I've seen, Suleimani's #2 has spent his time deep inside a fortified compound in Tehran, sending out memo's.

The obvious problem - all the catspaws that Iran was using such as Hezbollah and the militias were all glad to take Iran's money, but without someone to show up and ride herd on them, and scare them into showing results, most of it would end up going to hookers and blow. Yep, even in the Arab world. Suleimani was the Big Swinging Dick that everyone in the region was terrified of. His replacement is a terrified little pencil pusher, but he knows all the right people.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)

200 >>I had theorized it would be rational to expect that bint would just declare a mistrial and continue the exercise of death of a thousand cuts, but I might have to re-assess that theory. She's clearly going to convict this guy with no compunction whatsoever.

Thereby proving Trump's point.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:39 AM (ZLI7S)

201 Milo has written a book on the Stone trial. Stone is his friend. He says that sitting through the trial was his first up-close experience with the deep state, and it was horrifying.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (H8QX8)

202 Meggie Mac just told Gaetz "I'm not a Trumper."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

203 @dsamuelsohn 1 minute ago

We are still in the break. Everyone is back in their seats, including Stone and his attorneys. Still waiting for Judge Jackson.
Posted by: Tami


I wonder if anyone is reading her the riot act about what she's doing in her courtroom?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (sNYFR)

204 202 Meggie Mac just told Gaetz "I'm not a Trumper."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

Cut her some slack. Her dad's funeral is still ongoing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

205 Meggie Mac just told Gaetz "I'm not a Trumper."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

But she is a porker... Sorry... Couldn't resist

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (6XlcD)

206 Meggie Mac just told Gaetz "I'm not a Trumper."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++
Ya don't say.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (I2dne)

207 202 Meggie Mac just told Gaetz "I'm not a Trumper."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

Well THAT, was Anticlimactic.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)

208 She's clearly going to convict this guy with no compunction whatsoever.

Thereby proving Trump's point.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:39 AM (ZLI7S)

As I predicted. Maximum sentence or close to it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (H8QX8)

209
The "October Surprise" will be the IRS leaking all of the president's and president's family's tax returns.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (UUva/)

210 157 >>Warren was yakking about being "told too many times in my life to sit down and be quiet"

One more time won't hurt, you babbling scarecrow...
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:31 AM (QgtlX)

Perfect example of what Sean Connery was talking about.

Some women just go on and on and on.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (NgKpN)

211 Howdy roonz and roonettez. Waiting for the snowpocalypse to begin here, I have my (high fiber) bread and (low carb) milk ready to make my milk sandwiches.

Posted by: Lynerd Skynerd at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (ZXnzo)

212 The "October Surprise" will be the IRS leaking all of the president's and president's family's tax returns.


Could be

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (6XlcD)

213 Gaetz is amazing. He deserves combat pay for that appearance. Damn, he was good!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

214 185 Trump doesn't have to "pardon" Stone--he can just commute his sentence.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 11:30 AM (CqE5x)

I think that is preferred solution. A pardon acknowledges guilt, but commuting his sentence leaves Stone the freedom to fight to have the conviction overturned.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 11:35 AM (LxWV7)

Note that yesterday, even though the MSM is hooting that Trump "pardoned" Blago, in fact he just gave him a commutation. The MSM probably can't comprehend the difference.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)

215 The "October Surprise" will be the IRS leaking all of the president's and president's family's tax returns.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (UUva/)
++++++++++++
Which will prove that they're rich and pay their taxes? Like when Roswell Rachel channeled Jerry Rivers' "Al Capone's Tomb" moment?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (I2dne)

216
He's already been convicted.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (UUva/)

217 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Do Not Disturb Snake Orgies!

https://nypost.com/2020/02/19/do-not-disturb-the-snake-orgies-florida-park-officials-urge




Ever been gabooned by a Gaboon Viper orgy?

You wouldn't like it.*









*The James Madison excepted.





Via Insty

Posted by: naturalfake at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (9wmyx)

218 210 157 >>Warren was yakking about being "told too many times in my life to sit down and be quiet"

One more time won't hurt, you babbling scarecrow...
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:31 AM (QgtlX)

Perfect example of what Sean Connery was talking about.

Some women just go on and on and on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (NgKpN)

A man musht keep hish pimp hand shtrong.

Posted by: Sean Connery at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

219 How can they be so wrong so often and never, ever question their assumptions?

===
They went to the right schools and hang out with the right people, so of course they're never wrong.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (d6mdH)

220 Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

BITCH
Posted by: Holder obama's wing man at February 20, 2020 11:33 AM (6XlcD)

I was shocked yesterday when Judge Nap said that Jackson has a duty to delay sentencing , call in the jury foreman and question her on why she didn't tell the court about her bias and the fact that she is a lawyer. He said she also, in his opinion, violated Stone's 1st amendment rights when she ordered him to not talk to the press after he was found guilty. Nap said he has never heard of a judge ordering a defendant at the end of a trial to not speak to the press.

He believes this is going to go down in flames in appellate courts.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (fip+5)

221 204 202 Meggie Mac just told Gaetz "I'm not a Trumper."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

Cut her some slack. Her dad's funeral is still ongoing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

==========

Almost done with the entrance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (q80AH)

222
Aw man, Larry Tesler died? That's a shame. Brilliant guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (AzW6q)

223 212 The "October Surprise" will be the IRS leaking all of the president's and president's family's tax returns.


Could be
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (6XlcD)

And he impact will be zippo. These Communists got nuthin. Flop,sweat.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (90T4r)

224
What in sam hill is a milk sandwitch?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (UUva/)

225 Judge Jackson is now using her courtroom in the Roger Stone hearing to publicly criticize President Trump and AG Barr

Posted by: Tami

I had theorized it would be rational to expect that bint would just declare a mistrial and continue the exercise of death of a thousand cuts, but I might have to re-assess that theory. She's clearly going to convict this guy with no compunction whatsoever.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2020 11:32 AM


Crap like this is going to go on and on until they have pushed too hard once too often. Push back is going to be ugly and painful.
Unless justice is equal for all, it isn't equal for anyone. What we have here is dictatorial show trials. There is no justice.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (axyOa)

226 http://bit.ly/2V79AFv
*******
Report: Billionaire Behind Botched Iowa Caucus Vote Was Involved In 2017 Smear Campaign In Ala.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (BqBId)

227 I already have bought a parking spot in Iran.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (25P6/)

228 @dsamuelsohn 26 seconds ago

For those following along, the break continues. Judge Jackson in the past has taken a bit longer than the amount of time she says we'll be waiting before a recess begins.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (cF8AT)

229 Judge Jackson is going to make sure she's still invited to all the DC cocktail parties.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 11:44 AM (G0vdT)

230 Tesler? That's one o' them thar ee-lectric cars, ain't it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

231 Maybe Jackson's trying to get Trump to shoot off his mouth and interfere---thus pissing off Barr who will then resign....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 11:44 AM (CqE5x)

232 The "October Surprise" will be the IRS leaking all of the president's and president's family's tax returns.

Surprise! His returns are spotless. Nice plan. How many times are they going to deploy the Holy Boomerang of Antioch before they learn their lession?

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 11:44 AM (Ry8mf)

233 216
He's already been convicted.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (UUva/)

You don't have to be convicted to be pardoned.

Look at Nixon. Never even indicted but pardoned.

Look at the draft dodgers. Pardoned en masse, and not even individually named.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 11:44 AM (NgKpN)

234 226 http://bit.ly/2V79AFv
*******
Report: Billionaire Behind Botched Iowa Caucus Vote Was Involved In 2017 Smear Campaign In Ala.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (BqBId)

I'm seeing a lot of Orangemanbad ads by ACRONYM lately. Not as many as mini mike ads, but almost.

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 11:44 AM (Izzlo)

235 Judge Pigmeat Markham would be an improvement.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

Here come da judge!

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 11:44 AM (X/Pw5)

236 The "October Surprise" will be the IRS leaking all of the president's and president's family's tax returns.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (UUva/)

There may be a couple things that are politically embarrassing there, but there's nothing criminal. Why do we know that? Because they haven't been "secret", they've just been restricted to appropriate personnel, and they have been gone through with a fine tooth comb several times by the IRS and the New York State Tax authority. If there was anything criminal there, it would have come out long ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

237 224
What in sam hill is a milk sandwitch?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (UUva/)

is it like a wish sandwich?
Or a rubber biscuit?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 11:45 AM (l4C/z)

238 >>Warren was yakking about being "told too many times in my life to sit down and be quiet"

You've been caught lying too many times about being told to sit down and be quiet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 11:45 AM (rxtQa)

239 @dsamuelsohn

"All rise!" - And here we go.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:45 AM (cF8AT)

240 Howdy roonz and roonettez. Waiting for the snowpocalypse to begin here, I have my (high fiber) bread and (low carb) milk ready to make my milk sandwiches.
Posted by: Lynerd Skynerd at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (ZXnzo)
~~~~~

Eggs! You need eggs! Everyone knows you eat French toast during any kind of pocalypse!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:45 AM (sGotD)

241 "A man musht keep hish pimp hand shtrong."

Nice accent, I bet the chicks dig it.

Posted by: nip at February 20, 2020 11:45 AM (Izot6)

242 Holy crap. Matt Gaetz is on The View putting some facts to those crones about Obama's pardons. They're barely letting him speak, but he's steamrolling right over them!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I dont know why anyone wastes time going on or watching that bitchfest.

That said, good for him for trying.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 11:45 AM (Ed8Zd)

243 Tami, thanks for the updates!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (ptqGC)

244 239 @dsamuelsohn

"All rise!" - And here we go.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:45 AM (cF8AT)


Cue the Jerry Reed song.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (90T4r)

245 Judge Jackson

So is this now going to be standard procedure in Federal criminal trials - randos can write letters demanding harsher sentences for the defendants, which will be made part of the official trial record?

Posted by: Posts For A Dollar! at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (I2/tG)

246 For those following along, the break continues. Judge Jackson in the past has taken a bit longer than the amount of time she says we'll be waiting before a recess begins.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (cF8AT)

So now she's even doing the Drama Queen / Late Entrance thing. Wow.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)

247 Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (sGotD)

248 240 Howdy roonz and roonettez. Waiting for the snowpocalypse to begin here, I have my (high fiber) bread and (low carb) milk ready to make my milk sandwiches.
Posted by: Lynerd Skynerd at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (ZXnzo)
~~~~~

Eggs! You need eggs! Everyone knows you eat French toast during any kind of pocalypse!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:45 AM (sGotD)

Need maple syrup, too

/runs away

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (Izzlo)

249 I make tomato soup sandwiches. I thought everyone did?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (rxtQa)

250 So is this now going to be standard procedure in Federal criminal trials - randos can write letters demanding harsher sentences for the defendants, which will be made part of the official trial record?

If you're a Republican

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (6XlcD)

251 Ahhhh...let me just change out of these southern rock socks...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (ZXnzo)

252 As Milo says, Stone was prosecuted because he declared he would never testify against Trump. This could not stand.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (H8QX8)

253 Judge Amy KNOWS Russia interfered in the election? (which means to a greater extent than previous elections, and she presumes they preferred Trump) And she is announcing that in court as part of the proceedings to sentence Stone?

That alone should demand a retrial ... (poor Seth, doesn't even get credit for his noble act of exposing Hillary's and the DNC's ambush of Bernie ... FBI and Amy falsely give Russia the credit)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (Cus5s)

254 Holy crap. Matt Gaetz is on The View putting some facts to those crones about Obama's pardons. They're barely letting him speak, but he's steamrolling right over them!
Posted by: Jane D'oh
++++++++++++
Is he doing as well as or better than Don Jr. when he went on? When he threw Roman Polanski in Whoopi's face and dropped the mike on, "Yeah, but the difference between my family and Biden is that we were rich *before* we got to the White House?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (I2dne)

255 For those following along, the break continues. Judge Jackson in the past has taken a bit longer than the amount of time she says we'll be waiting before a recess begins.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
She waiting for her "Vitamultin" to kick in?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (I2dne)

256
I'm confused; is the judge a member of the prosecution team?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (UUva/)

257 @BillRehkopf:
Jackson says she will talk through each factor of the sentencing, starting with the nature and the facts of the offense. Reads letter saying Stone is being politically persecuted. "That is most certainly not what happened here."

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (sGotD)

258 247 Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (sGotD)

FOAD.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (H8QX8)

259 @dsamuelsohn

"Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say." Stone, surrounded by three of his lawyers, now stand at the lectern.


Ugh...

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (cF8AT)

260 Pretty sure Trump is gonna have a bit to say about old Amy

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (6XlcD)

261 The "October Surprise" will be the IRS leaking all of the president's and president's family's tax returns.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (UUva/)
*********
He has been audited & Audited over & over & nothing has been found. Do you ever run out of underros ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (BqBId)

262 >>205
Meggie Mac just told Gaetz "I'm not a Trumper."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)


Plumper.

Please, only one buffet-plate at a time, Ms. McCain.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (qXNVo)

263 215 The "October Surprise" will be the IRS leaking all of the president's and president's family's tax returns.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:41 AM (UUva/)
++++++++++++
Which will prove that they're rich and pay their taxes? Like when Roswell Rachel channeled Jerry Rivers' "Al Capone's Tomb" moment?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



He lies about being a billionaire. IMPEACH BADORANGEMAN!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (vN4+Q)

264 The fucking balls on this woman

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 11:48 AM (Izzlo)

265 Thereby proving Trump's point.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:39 AM (ZLI7S)

Yessir. I think that was the reason for his remarks regarding going through a process. Point made, point demonstrated, and I think the hammer is gonna fall on the DoJ in short order.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2020 11:48 AM (saIjW)

266 "As Milo says, Stone was prosecuted because he declared he would never testify against Trump. This could not stand."

I think he refused to falsely testify ... refused to tell the scripted lies Mueller's coup demanded ...

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 11:48 AM (Cus5s)

267 @BillRehkopf
Jackson proceeds to go through the WikiLeaks DNC email timeline, asserting that Stone inserted himself into the situation by trying to reach Julian Assange over Hillary Clinton emails and Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (sGotD)

268 I'm confused; is the judge a member of the prosecution team?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (UUva/)


Reminds me of "The Verdict" when Paul Newman calls out the corrupt judge for prosecuting his client.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (H8QX8)

269 >>Yessir. I think that was the reason for his remarks regarding going through a process. Point made, point demonstrated, and I think the hammer is gonna fall on the DoJ in short order.

I think you're right.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (ZLI7S)

270 Holy crap. Matt Gaetz is on The View putting some facts to those crones about Obama's pardons. They're barely letting him speak, but he's steamrolling right over them!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

History only starts yesterday for Leftists. That's why they don't care or are aware that they are constantly contradicting themselves.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (rxtQa)

271 @BillRehkopf

Jackson proceeds to go through the WikiLeaks DNC email timeline, asserting that Stone inserted himself into the situation by trying to reach Julian Assange over Hillary Clinton emails and Clinton Foundation.

@dsamuelsohn

Jackson now ticking through the history of the case, going back to June 2016 and the WikiLeaks hacks.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (cF8AT)

272 @BillRehkopf:
Jackson says she will talk through each factor of the sentencing, starting with the nature and the facts of the offense. Reads letter saying Stone is being politically persecuted. "That is most certainly not what happened here."
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:47 AM (sGotD)
+++++++++++++
Is the judge under oath? Not that it matters, of course. I'm just curious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (I2dne)

273 85
68 My hovercraft is full of otters.

Posted by: Insomniac



Did the otters eat the eels?


depends on what the meaning of "eat" is

Posted by: Anachronda at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (sGtp+)

274 No matter what Amy gives Stone it will not stand

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (6XlcD)

275 What in sam hill is a milk sandwitch?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (UUva/)


The running joke here, seems like the first things the markets run out on is milk and bread whenever the Snowpocalypse rears its ugly head. Nothing else, just milk and bread. Since those are the ingredients for milk sammiches...well

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM (ZXnzo)

276 264 The fucking balls on this woman
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 11:48 AM (Izzlo)

That only comes from knowing you're invincible and invulnerable.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM (H8QX8)

277 Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (sGotD)



What a kunt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM (Un9AW)

278 Is the judge under oath? Not that it matters, of course. I'm just curious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (I2dne)

Think Judge Dredd - I AM THE LAW!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)

279 Too long has the Judiciary been held inviolate in their actions. Time to holding them accountable for their misdeeds.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM (90T4r)

280 @BillRehkopf:
Jackson: Stone reached out to then-Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort regarding WikiLeaks, "I have an idea to save Trump's ass," Stone wrote.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM (sGotD)

281 The running joke here, seems like the first things the markets run out on is milk and bread whenever the Snowpocalypse rears its ugly head. Nothing else, just milk and bread. Since those are the ingredients for milk sammiches...well
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM (ZXnzo)


Milk, bread, and eggs. French toast is the key to surviving the snowpocalypse.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM (wCmLp)

282 If I'm enough of an unhinged lefty during my 15 minutes of fame, maybe President Sanders will pick me to replace RBG and achieve judicial immortality!

Posted by: Judge Amy at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM (xvfJC)

283 Jackson: Stone reached out to then-Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort regarding WikiLeaks, "I have an idea to save Trump's ass," Stone wrote.

And?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:51 AM (6XlcD)

284 The assassination has also shone a light on the complicated relationship between the Iranian leadership and the Iraqi government, senior members of which have scrambled ever since to resurrect Suleimani's core regional projects located as far away as the Lebanese capital and Damascus. The reckoning started as soon as the dead were buried.

A result having to open the window a bit. They have to come out en masse to communicate and this will leave them vulnerable to our intelligence and intelligence all over the world.

Also a great opportunity for our moles being recruited or joining.

All bad when in chaos. Mistakes are made.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 11:51 AM (vEIlU)

285 What a kunt
Posted by: TheQuietMan

That's just the reflection from the stained glass

...Just the punchline...

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 11:51 AM (vd8XM)

286 The fucking balls on this woman
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 11:48 AM (Izzlo)

That only comes from knowing you're invincible and invulnerable.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM



And insufferable.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 11:51 AM (axyOa)

287 Has JUDGE Amy said, "All my life I've been told to sit down and shut up" yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

288 Has JUDGE Amy said, "All my life I've been told to sit down and shut up" yet?

Wish someone would

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:51 AM (6XlcD)

289 283 Jackson: Stone reached out to then-Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort regarding WikiLeaks, "I have an idea to save Trump's ass," Stone wrote.

And?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:51 AM (6XlcD)

What he needed was a cunning plan.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:51 AM (NWiLs)

290 So Jackson is redo the prosecutions case just for good measure.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 11:51 AM (G0vdT)

291 @dsamuelsohn

Stone has a small grin on his face as he listens to Judge Jackson go through the case history. His hands are in his suit pockets. Standing to his right is Rogow, while Buschel and Ginsberg are on his left.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:52 AM (cF8AT)

292 Jackson now ticking through the history of the case, going back to June 2016 and the WikiLeaks hacks.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (cF8AT)

Except that Stone is not accused of any crime in that, so how is that part of his sentencing?

Judge is clearly using facts gleaned from newspapers and NOT things admitted as evidence in the case.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

293
Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (sGotD)

------

*faceplam*

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 11:52 AM (8XRCm)

294 274 No matter what Amy gives Stone it will not stand
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:49 AM (6XlcD)

The terrifying part of your statement is that, except for the uniqueness of Donald Trump, it most certainly WOULD stand. We Have to rein in this Communist Judiciary.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 11:52 AM (90T4r)

295 Judge is clearly using facts gleaned from newspapers and NOT things admitted as evidence in the case.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 11:52 AM (NgKpN)
+++++++++
Evidence, shmevidence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 11:52 AM (I2dne)

296 He believes this is going to go down in flames in appellate courts.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 11:42 AM (fip+5)

Hopefully the appellate court can initiate some kind of censure or investigation into Jackson. She needs to be removed from the bench.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 11:52 AM (J+mig)

297 Judge is clearly using facts gleaned from newspapers

----

...facts...??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 11:52 AM (8XRCm)

298 237 224
What in sam hill is a milk sandwitch?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:43 AM (UUva/)

is it like a wish sandwich?
Or a rubber biscuit?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 11:45 AM (l4C/z)


Bomb bomb boo oo oo ooooooooo !

Posted by: Jake & Elwood ... at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (LPnfS)

299 >>277
Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."

She persisted. Profile in courage.


Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (qXNVo)

300 293
Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:46 AM (sGotD)

She's the medias new darling... Maybe she should run for President? Bloomberg has been tossed so there's an opening

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (6XlcD)

301 Judge is clearly using facts gleaned from newspapers and NOT things admitted as evidence in the case.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

She's playing to her cheap seats. We're watching the collapse of justice. DC is a cesspool.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (H8QX8)

302 Sounds like the mistrial defense is well in the bag.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (ZXnzo)

303 @dsamuelsohn

She notes Stone was saying back in the fall of 2016 that he was willing to talk to investigators. I wrote about this for @politico back in the heat of the last presidential campaign here:

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (cF8AT)

304

Man, hearing how the judge complained about Stone's misconduct in the courtroom (what a dumbass for doing so), she is out to get him no matter what.

Making us hang, too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (vEIlU)

305 Is there any live video or are all reports coming from twitter?

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (G0vdT)

306 Judge is clearly using facts gleaned from newspapers and NOT things admitted as evidence in the case.
Posted by: Romeo13


As I said upthread, you are seeing someone go insane in real time.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (sNYFR)

307 280 @BillRehkopf:
Jackson: Stone reached out to then-Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort regarding WikiLeaks, "I have an idea to save Trump's ass," Stone wrote.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:50 AM (sGotD)

Was that entered into evidence?

Seems that would have been in the news prior to this if it had.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

308 232 The "October Surprise" will be the IRS leaking all of the president's and president's family's tax returns.

Surprise! His returns are spotless. Nice plan. How many times are they going to deploy the Holy Boomerang of Antioch before they learn their lession?

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 11:44 AM (Ry8mf)


They act like he sits there with a book of receipts doing his 1040 when he has platoons of accountants and lawyers doing this.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (hLRSq)

309 We have our next wave of resignations waiting if Trump creates a constitutional crisis by intervening!

Posted by: DOJ at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (BIGfR)

310
@BillRehkopf

Jackson describes Stone's willingness to appear before the House Intelligence Committee in 2017 as it investigated Russian interference in the election. The judge says Stone lied to Congress about his story. "That is why he was indicted," Jackson says.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (cF8AT)

311 Facts from newspapers? Like the AP?

*double facepalm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (ptqGC)

312 No need for an appeal. Just pardon him minutes after sentencing.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (JRaU+)

313 >>277
Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."



Bitch needs to cool her jets.

Posted by: Judge Ito and Judge Judy at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (SUJyY)

314 @BillRehkopf
Jackson describes Stone's willingness to appear before the House Intelligence Committee in 2017 as it investigated Russian interference in the election. The judge says Stone lied to Congress about his story. "That is why he was indicted," Jackson says.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (sGotD)

315 Judge is clearly using facts gleaned from newspapers and NOT things admitted as evidence in the case.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

She's playing to her cheap seats. We're watching the collapse of justice. DC is a cesspool.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (H8QX


Permanent PMS male or female or in between, no matter.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (vEIlU)

316 Pardoning Stone isn't good enough. I want an investigation into this judge.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:55 AM (H8QX8)

317 On a semi-related note, the FBI 302 thing is especially disturbing since they are easily fabricated, so if they want to create a perjury/obstruction of justice charge out of thin air, they can. Just write one up that's inconsistent with what the witness actually said and presto.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

318 312 No need for an appeal. Just pardon him minutes after sentencing.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (JRaU+)

Unless the appellate court can bring wrath on Jackson.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 11:55 AM (J+mig)

319 Okay. I'll stop. Didn't realize Tami was posting the same stuff.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2020 11:55 AM (sGotD)

320 No need for an appeal. Just pardon him minutes after sentencing.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (JRaU+)


I can't imagine him not getting a pardon. I'm sure there is so much we don't know, but what we are getting, it's ridiculous.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (vEIlU)

321 Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."

Well, she's a girl, so...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

322 316 Pardoning Stone isn't good enough. I want an investigation into this judge.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:55 AM (H8QX8

-----

THIS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (ptqGC)

323

Which brings us to this fact: The (Republican) House should never have had any investigations into the Russian Hoax in 2017.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (UUva/)

324 318 312 No need for an appeal. Just pardon him minutes after sentencing.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (JRaU+)

I think the President needs to wait and see what happens in the appeals

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (6XlcD)

325 306 Judge is clearly using facts gleaned from newspapers and NOT things admitted as evidence in the case.
Posted by: Romeo13


As I said upthread, you are seeing someone go insane in real time.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 11:53 AM (sNYFR)


Did anyone record when her last shred of sanity went "ping"?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (hLRSq)

326 >>On a semi-related note, the FBI 302 thing is especially disturbing since they are easily fabricated, so if they want to create a perjury/obstruction of justice charge out of thin air, they can. Just write one up that's inconsistent with what the witness actually said and presto.

See Flynn, General Michael

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (ZLI7S)

327 318 312 No need for an appeal. Just pardon him minutes after sentencing.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (JRaU+)

Unless the appellate court can bring wrath on Jackson.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 11:55 AM (J+mig)

Yup, a pardon would be spun as political, giving the Rats who did this cover.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

328 Court back in session for Stone.

ugh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (vEIlU)

329 321 Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."

Well, she's a girl, so...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

I expect she'll repeat it all on Instagram tonight.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (H8QX8)

330 >>321
Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."


Someone's sandwich is gonna be late.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 11:57 AM (QgtlX)

331 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says the idea that evidence of the lack thereof concerning Russian collusion should weigh on the Stone case "is false." Jackson says the case is simply about lying to Congress about not having evidence in the WikiLeaks affair.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)

332 JackStraw - PDTS is directly responsible for the DoJ, so I expect that any dramatic resulting from this case to involve them. As for the Judiciary, I think that's up in the air. But if Roberts doesn't act on this, I'd be willing to bet he's gonna be in the cross hairs and the FISA court's conduct is gonna be the ammo.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2020 11:57 AM (saIjW)

333 See Flynn, General Michael
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (ZLI7S)

Sure, that's an egregious example we all know about. What about all the incidents we don't know about? Based on recent events I suspect the FBI does this all the bloody time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

334 Jackson says the case is simply about lying to Congress about not having evidence in the WikiLeaks affair.

As McCabe, Comey and Brennen walk free

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:57 AM (6XlcD)

335 Lying to congress is a crime? Who knew?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (H8QX8)

336 Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (ptqGC)

337 >>Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."


Yes, dear. Uh huh. No, I'm listening.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (ZLI7S)

338 Jackson says the case is simply about lying to Congress about not having evidence in the WikiLeaks affair.


-----

Cool.


Now... do Brennan, Comey and Clapper.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

339 329 321 Judge Jackson: "Unsurprisingly, I have a lot to say."

Well, she's a girl, so...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

I expect she'll repeat it all on Instagram tonight.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (H8QX

Courtroom selfie with duck face.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

340 Which brings us to this fact: The (Republican) House should never have had any investigations into the Russian Hoax in 2017.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (UUva/)


That's all on Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (y7DUB)

341 If everyone who lied to Congress was in jail there would be no room for murders and rapists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (Sk9Wr)

342 No need for an appeal. Just pardon him minutes after sentencing.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (JRaU+)

I think the President needs to wait and see what happens in the appeals
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:56 AM (6XlcD)


I hate to say this, but he needs to do it when it is most politically prudent. The Dems will try to impeach over any little thing. Get it out of the way now? Or the next big "Breaking, whatever the hell the Dems are up to now.." to break the momentum.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM (vEIlU)

343 335 Lying to congress is a crime? Who knew?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (H8QX

As a legal matter, on only Congressmen can lie to Congress.

Which is why the impeachment sham went on so long.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM (NgKpN)

344 334 Jackson says the case is simply about lying to Congress about not having evidence in the WikiLeaks affair.

As McCabe, Comey and Brennen walk free
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:57 AM (6XlcD)
-------

Makes Trump's justification a little easier.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM (G0vdT)

345 What he needed was a cunning plan.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 11:51 AM


I got nuthin'.

Posted by: S. Baldrick at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM (ejd/p)

346 : artisanal 'ette

Absolutely

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:59 AM (6XlcD)

347 I really hate the air of superiority that Federal Judges have today. They act like royalty and unfortunately with lifetime appointments they get to. They have also been allowed to exceed their authority and jurisdiction.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 12:00 PM (rxtQa)

348 342. I say he just does it. Get it over with, move on to the election quicker.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 12:00 PM (JRaU+)

349 All procedural crimes with no underlying crimes based on a false fisa

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2020 12:00 PM (Sk9Wr)

350 Cool. 


Now... do Brennan, Comey and Clapper.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

She can't she needs an indictment first.

Posted by: Barr at February 20, 2020 12:00 PM (BIGfR)

351 She must just be rambling on and on....tweets are slow to report on what she's saying.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

352 Was she also the judge in the manafort trial?

Posted by: Pliney at February 20, 2020 12:00 PM (nzKWW)

353 @BillRehkopf

Continues to lay out the cases in which Stone lied and obstructed Congress in the process. Also describes in detail the pressuring of Randy Credico to take the "5th" and stonewall the Congress and DOJ.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (cF8AT)

354 No need for an appeal. Just pardon him minutes after sentencing.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 11:54 AM (JRaU+)
++++++++++++++
If Stone is willing to play ball, waiting to see how deeply corrupted the appellate court is could be a valuable data point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (I2dne)

355 Jackson says the case is simply about lying to Congress about not having evidence in the WikiLeaks affair.

As McCabe, Comey and Brennen walk free
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 11:57 AM (6XlcD)

How about James Wolfe ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (rxtQa)

356 351 She must just be rambling on and on....tweets are slow to report on what she's saying.

I am the God Empressess

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (6XlcD)

357
She must just be rambling on and on....tweets are slow to report on what she's saying.
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

-----

Well.... she's a female.... so....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (8XRCm)

358 Numerous legal proceedings over the last few years show us clearly how easy it is to frame, railroad, and even kill individuals who are inconvenient to the Deep State. We should be terrified. Imagine how far the Communist Deep State will go to crush us when they gain more power.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (90T4r)

359 Was she also the judge in the manafort trial?

I think so?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (6XlcD)

360 I know that the DOJ originally recommended 7-9 years. Could this See You Next Tuesday judge give him more?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 12:02 PM (Izzlo)

361
I guess I could see the IRS swampin' it up and releasing Trump's records. I mean, it wouldn't show any wrongdoing (if it could they would have done so already), and it would likely paint a fairly rosy picture when considered objectively and on merit. And it would also ruin the reputation of an agency that is already hated by most people.

But, just because it's stupid, is no guarantee these goons won't go for it - anything to help, right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:02 PM (AzW6q)

362 Was she also the judge in the manafort trial?
Posted by: Pliney at February 20, 2020 12:00 PM (nzKWW)


Yes

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 12:02 PM (y7DUB)

363 360 I know that the DOJ originally recommended 7-9 years. Could this See You Next Tuesday judge give him more?

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:02 PM (6XlcD)

364 I am the God Empressess
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (6XlcD)

----

.... AtC is gonna be pissed....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 12:02 PM (8XRCm)

365
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 20, 2020 12:02 PM (9C0cu)

366 360 I know that the DOJ originally recommended 7-9 years. Could this See You Next Tuesday judge give him more?
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 12:02 PM (Izzlo)

Yeah, said that up thread.

I predicted 10+

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:02 PM (cF8AT)

367 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says Stone knew he could not take the 5th before Congress without hurting the Trump campaign, "so he lied, and then made efforts to make sure the lies were not exposed."

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:03 PM (cF8AT)

368 Was she also the judge in the manafort trial?
Posted by: Pliney at February 20, 2020 12:00 PM (nzKWW)

Yes
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 12:02 PM (y7DUB)

----

Wati.... WUT???


How the fuck did THAT happen.????

Posted by: fixerupper at February 20, 2020 12:03 PM (8XRCm)

369 Numerous legal proceedings over the last few years show us clearly how easy it is to frame, railroad, and even kill individuals who are inconvenient to the Deep State. We should be terrified. Imagine how far the Communist Deep State will go to crush us when they gain more power.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 12:01 PM (90T4r)
++++++++++++
This is sort of akin to the Sulemani discussion upthread.

"If they can do this to the powerful, what chance do I have?"

It's judicial and administrative terrorism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:03 PM (I2dne)

370 Idea for Trump: "I hear by commute Roger Stone's sentence to be no longer than the time James Comey or Andrew McCabe spends in jail for their crimes of lying to the FBI and Congress."

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 12:03 PM (G0vdT)

371 354. Reid blew up the fillibuster to appoint 4 DC Circuit judges. That was the whole point of it. I think we have the data we need just based on that.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 12:03 PM (JRaU+)

372

What she's doing here is re-litigating the prosecution's case to justify the prosecution's recommended sentence.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:04 PM (UUva/)

373 Jackson says Stone knew he could not take the 5th before Congress without hurting the Trump campaign, "so he lied, and then made efforts to make sure the lies were not exposed

So she's a fucking mind reader?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:04 PM (6XlcD)

374 Seems that would have been in the news prior to this if it had.
=====

Sorry for the cheap seats question, but AFAIK Judge is the same for both Manafort and Stone. Both had ongoing gag orders issued from her.

President Trump's tweets might be the first that us cheap seats deplorables had even heard of any of this disgusting nonsense.

Always considered myself a law and order type -- but that applies to both sides of the equation.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 20, 2020 12:05 PM (MIKMs)

375 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says "it's nice" that Credico has forgiven Stone, and that he didn't believe that Stone would really kill him or his dog. "That says more about Credico than it does about Stone," the judge says.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:05 PM (cF8AT)

376
Jackson says "it's nice" that Credico has forgiven Stone, and that he didn't believe that Stone would really kill him or his dog. "That says more about Credico than it does about Stone," the judge says.

I get the feeling she's not a Stone fan

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (6XlcD)

377 @BillRehkopf

Jackson says Stone corruptly influenced and impeded the House Judiciary Committee when he lied before the panel, when he obstructed Congress by stonewalling on providing evidence, and tampered with Randy Credico. "This was planned," she says.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

378 376
Jackson says "it's nice" that Credico has forgiven Stone, and that he didn't believe that Stone would really kill him or his dog. "That says more about Credico than it does about Stone," the judge says.

I get the feeling she's not a Stone fan
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:06 PM (6XlcD)

She probably likes the Beatle

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 12:08 PM (Izzlo)

379 was it ever established Stone lied? or was it just the FBI says he contradicted some obscure thang? All I recall is he was talking about "news" of what Assange had already revealed publicly ... Stone wanted more direct info ... but said he didn't have anything not already public.


Stone reached out to Assange ... so what, everyone wanted to know what Assange had. (the main thing is Stone and others interfered with CIA/DNC/FBI framing of Trump, and false claims of Assange/Russia ... poor Seth)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 12:08 PM (Cus5s)

380 This Judge really is on her high horse.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 12:10 PM (G0vdT)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Velazquez Kitchen.jpg

Kitchen Scene With The Supper In Emmaus
Diego Rodríguez de Silva y Velázquez

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 09:30 AM (q80AH)

2 1st?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 09:30 AM (ejd/p)

3 would not hang

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:30 AM (JFO2v)

4 Nice

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 09:30 AM (Xh0SE)

5 Reminds me of all of the cleaning I have to do today.

sigh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 09:30 AM (vEIlU)

6 *tips hat to TJM*

Fast. Very fast.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 09:31 AM (ejd/p)

7 Uhh Oh...this could be...wait for it....rayciss.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

8
"Dudes always complainin' 'bout my cookin'!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2020 09:31 AM (7rVsF)

9 Velasquez....was a great painter.

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2020 09:31 AM (6mPBH)

10 GOOD MORNNG morons

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 20, 2020 09:32 AM (PkVlr)

11 Wheres the food

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 20, 2020 09:32 AM (VjHOE)

12 Subtitle: Woman cleans pots using only her mind.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 20, 2020 09:32 AM (HaL55)

13 Ah yes, back in the good old days where black employment was 100%.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2020 09:32 AM (KUaJL)

14 Art!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 09:32 AM (G546f)

15 Full employment!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 09:33 AM (sNYFR)

16 Almost looks a detail orr study of a larger painting. Is it?

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2020 09:33 AM (6mPBH)

17 Socialist Last Supper You will get nothing and LOVE it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

18 Is this from one of those "Road to" movies?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2020 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

19 Difficult to appreciate the artistry of a dark skinned woman in a dark room with little illumination. Would have been better to paint her preparing breakfast.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 20, 2020 09:33 AM (muI26)

20 She must work for MiniMike

Posted by: henry at February 20, 2020 09:34 AM (JMDly)

21 Looks like a l-o-o-o-n-g hike to the dining room, if the perspective is anything to go by.
I'd certainly hang it, if it came my way. Love the light on the ewer and what looks like a copper bowl.

Posted by: Annalucia at February 20, 2020 09:34 AM (S6ArX)

22 The black woman can take care of the kid. Wonder if she speaks English.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 20, 2020 09:34 AM (PkVlr)

23 He could have splurged on a candle or two, light the place up a bit.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 09:34 AM (JUOKG)

24 She's going to make a meal out of one head of garlic?

Got Jesus and the 5000 fed beat

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 09:34 AM (vd8XM)

25 so according to duolingo
table as in any table is tavelo (masculine)
but a table that has been set for food is tavela (feminine)

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 09:34 AM (G546f)

26 She is thinking, 'little do they know but I replaced their tobacco with marijuana.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 09:34 AM (VHThc)

27 Is 1618 the date of this drawing? It's the most human treatment of a negro I've seen from back then. I like it quite a lot.

The saints playing poker on the left there is also a nice touch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 09:34 AM (wzVKm)

28 What's that thing on the table? It doesn't look like lunch to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 09:34 AM (ZLI7S)

29 Alternate Title: Negress With Exposed Brain Moves Copper Bowl With Her Mind.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 09:35 AM (qXNVo)

30 One of the interesting things about this work is it's hard to tell if the scene in the background is a picture on the wall or a window into the next room. I keep going back and forth.

Posted by: Kris at February 20, 2020 09:35 AM (OyyDO)

31 Kittuh on the floor, eating.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 09:35 AM (vN4+Q)

32 Bottom-right is a Salvador Dali eyeball.
As yet unsliced.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 09:35 AM (qXNVo)

33 Detail of the Last Supper in background... hmmmm

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2020 09:35 AM (6mPBH)

34 Is this from one of those "Road to" movies?
Posted by: grammie winger


Zanzibar.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 09:35 AM (sNYFR)

35 He could have splurged on a candle or two, light the place up a bit.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 09:34 AM


No need. He is the light.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 09:35 AM (ejd/p)

36 so the painting is of una tavelo in cucina

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 09:35 AM (G546f)

37 "Got Jesus and the 5000 fed beat."
Well, Jesus is one of the guests in the background, so no worries.

Posted by: Annalucia at February 20, 2020 09:36 AM (S6ArX)

38 The concept of masculine and feminine is sexist. Call it a tavelx.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 20, 2020 09:36 AM (jK8Z7)

39 At least that's what it looks like.

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2020 09:36 AM (6mPBH)

40 I don't know nothing about making no breakfast.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 09:36 AM (q1Pj5)

41 I had to turn the brightness way up on my iPad to really see this.

Is this the painting of the cook? The homeowner? A slave?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 09:36 AM (TdMsT)

42 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 09:36 AM (arJlL)

43 Diego did a bunch of these.

Lunch with Dogs Playing Poker
Brunch with Whistler's Mother
Afternoon snack with Elvis on velvet

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:36 AM (JFO2v)

44 I really like this one.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 20, 2020 09:36 AM (sjdRT)

45 She must be the sniper.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 20, 2020 09:37 AM (jK8Z7)

46 One of the interesting things about this work is it's hard to tell if the scene in the background is a picture on the wall or a window into the next room. I keep going back and forth.

Posted by: Kris at February 20, 2020 09:35 AM (OyyDO)

Just looked it up.....interesting history/story.

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 09:37 AM (X/Pw5)

47 Not a fan of Velasquez though I do like his version of Bacchus.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 09:37 AM (rxtQa)

48 Road to Perdition

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2020 09:37 AM (6mPBH)

49 Diego Rodríguez de Silva y Velázquez


prepare to die..

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 09:37 AM (QLPEO)

50 so the painting is of una tavelo in cucina


Translation: "Llama nuggets for lunch!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 20, 2020 09:37 AM (HaL55)

51 In the background, her man going to run off with the Blues Brothers.

She about ready to start singing 'Think'

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 09:37 AM (vd8XM)

52 One of the interesting things about this work is it's hard to tell if the scene in the background is a picture on the wall or a window into the next room. I keep going back and forth.
Posted by: Kris


Painting of the Last Supper, or she was working in the kitchen during the Last Supper. Because that looks like a halo.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 09:37 AM (sNYFR)

53 Jeannie, are you in there? Come out and blink up some grub.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (q1Pj5)

54 Diego did a bunch of these.

Lunch with Dogs Playing Poker
Brunch with Whistler's Mother
Afternoon snack with Elvis on velvet
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:36 AM


His Elevenses With Escher makes me dizzy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (ejd/p)

55 She must be the sniper.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 20, 2020 09:37 AM (jK8Z7)
*********
The she is actually a he.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (wiXsO)

56 Emmaus? That's a school in my greater region. I'll have to look that term up.

Love all the brown and gold tones and his placid or serene expression. I like this very much.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (jyVW0)

57 Aunt Jemima, The Early Years.

(denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (LxWV7)

58 33 Detail of the Last Supper in background... hmmmm
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2020 09:35 AM (6mPBH)

Not the Last Supper, the supper in Emmaus, when the risen Christ revealed himself to two disciples.

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (Izzlo)

59 As someone who knows absolutely nothing about art, the detail in that painting is simply amazing !

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (arJlL)

60 ok I looked

But there are 2 versions of this painting. I like the 1 in Ireland much better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

61 related
Caravaggio - Supper at Emmaus

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wzrsnew

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (G546f)

62 Well looks like there is a suggestion of a halo around one guy.. so probably a painting of the Last Supper. But only Christ and two disciples?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 09:39 AM (VHThc)

63 Not the Last Supper, the supper in Emmaus, when the risen Christ revealed himself to two disciples.
Posted by: josephistan a


Supper of Emmaus !

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2020 09:39 AM (6mPBH)

64 Not a fan of Velasquez though I do like his version of Bacchus.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 09:37 AM (rxtQa)

Now Karen Velasquez was a vision of loveliness

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 09:39 AM (q1Pj5)

65 The food on that kitchen counter would barely feed Karen Carpenter

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 20, 2020 09:39 AM (VjHOE)

66 This would be a post-Resurrection meal, after Jesus met two disciples on the road to Emmaus and joined them for dinner.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2020 09:40 AM (lwiT4)

67 Last Supper of Emmaus!

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2020 09:40 AM (6mPBH)

68 Aunt Jemima, The Early Years.

(denounces self)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Ya beat me !

I was gonna say when she was Cousin Jemima..

Happy Belated Birthday btw !

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 09:40 AM (arJlL)

69 Llama nuggets > ostrich strips

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2020 09:40 AM (TfvV4)

70 >>a painting of the Last Supper. But only Christ and two disciples? Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 09:39 AM (VHThc)


The Last After-Party

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 09:40 AM (yvnmY)

71 Well looks like there is a suggestion of a halo
around one guy.. so probably a painting of the Last Supper. But only
Christ and two disciples?





Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 09:39 AM

---

One of them is Judas getting ready to sell him out.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 09:40 AM (JUOKG)

72 So..


the Last Supper at Emmaus?

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (QLPEO)

73 I always want to pronounce the name of that place as "Em-Mouse."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (Ejm1K)

74 But there are 2 versions of this painting. I like the 1 in Ireland much better.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)


So you're saying this artist photocopied his work so he could show it in more than one place at the same time?

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (Xh0SE)

75 It hung in a museum in Houston for about 30 years and no one thought it was that special.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)

76 >>65
The food on that kitchen counter would barely feed Karen Carpenter Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 20, 2020 09:39 AM (VjHOE)


Not to worry. The guy in the other room can miracle up some wine, loaves, and fishes.

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (yvnmY)

77 a painting of the Last Supper. But only Christ and two disciples? Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 09:39 AM (VHThc)


All the women folk had to "powder there noses"

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (vd8XM)

78 would not hang

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:30 AM (JFO2v)


Hanging that picture would be a lynching.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (Y8PSl)

79 Now Karen Velasquez was a vision of loveliness

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 09:39 AM (q1Pj5)

Remember Karen Valentine?

Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (X/Pw5)

80 Llama nuggets > ostrich strips
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2020 09:40 AM


Color me skeptical. Never had llama, but ostrich is pretty tasty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (ejd/p)

81 Oops, thought it was a boy in the kitchen. Everyone else is saying 'she'.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (Wd55D)

82 Jesus is telling them, "Look, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here This dinner party is over."

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (q1Pj5)

83 Pans, bowls, urns, and a pestle

*********

Pot shots - a limerick

On Jeopardy I once took a turn
To show all the trivia I'd learned
The first clue came down
"Five bucks, like in town."
I buzzed in: "What's a Grecian urn?"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (m45I2)

84 I'll bet this painting is spectacular in person.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 20, 2020 09:42 AM (NVYyb)

85 32 Bottom-right is a Salvador Dali eyeball.
As yet unsliced.
Posted by: Zod

zombie Jesus wanted brains but all they had was eyeballs

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 09:42 AM (G546f)

86 74 But there are 2 versions of this painting. I like the 1 in Ireland much better.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

So you're saying this artist photocopied his work so he could show it in more than one place at the same time?
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (Xh0SE)

I guess he liked Caravaggio's style so did a second version in that way.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:42 AM (JFO2v)

87 I went and looked at that Caravaggio. Jesus has a puffy face. Food must be good in Heaven.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 09:42 AM (wzVKm)

88 Remember Karen Valentine?
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM


Of the Philadelphia Valentines?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 09:42 AM (ejd/p)

89 Happy Belated Birthday btw !
Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 09:40 AM (arJlL)

Thank you! Got to see a cellphone video of Air Force One on approach to Shy Harbor PHX last night, Cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (LxWV7)

90 Looking into the history of the painting, it seems that the detail of Christ & the disciples was only found during a restoration, so it may have been an earlier sketch that Velazquez painted over to do this paining.

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (Izzlo)

91 I always want to pronounce the name of that place as "Em-Mouse."

Locally, it's pronounced "E-may-us".

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (Wd55D)

92 Detail of the Last Supper in background... hmmmm
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2020


*
*

Is *that* what that is!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (Ejm1K)

93 Oops, thought it was a boy in the kitchen. Everyone else is saying 'she'.
Posted by: t-bird


Kitchen Maid with Supper is kinda a give away.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (sNYFR)

94 I remember laughter.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (QLPEO)

95 Is the lighting correct as depicted in this painting?

It seems to be the light source is directly above but the shadows are not correct for that angle.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (r3KsD)

96 Diego Rodríguez de Silva y Velázquez



He needs more last names

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (Un9AW)

97 Painting seems smallish post card sized even.

Pretty cool if it is that small must have a steady hand to paint on something so tiny.

Posted by: Big V at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (XEC2p)

98 like the 1 in Ireland much better.
Posted by: rhennigantx


********

So you like the Mick Emmaus?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (m45I2)

99 He liked to paint midgets and children that looked like miniature adults.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (rxtQa)

100 Kitchen Maid?

Did they have Tupperware back then? - Question Doll Eyes Alex would ask.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (VHThc)

101 Funny.

I read the title of this painting as Kitchen Scene With A Sniper At Emmaus.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (7ThNu)

102 Remember Karen Valentine?

Room 222 and Love, American Style. Oh, yes.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (Wd55D)

103 Color me skeptical. Never had llama, but ostrich is pretty tasty.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM (ejd/p)


Word!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (Xh0SE)

104 Hey guys, I'm stuck at work and bored. Anyone know of any good podcasts to listen to while I work?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (wCmLp)

105 He liked to paint midgets and children that looked like miniature adults.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Is that anything like dwarf tossing?

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (vd8XM)

106 Llama nuggets > ostrich strips
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



Llama nuggets > otter food.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (sNYFR)

107 Is *that* what that is!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (Ejm1K)



No, it's a meal with two disciples He met on the road to Emmaus, after the Resurrection.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (lwiT4)

108 Fish don't fry in the kitchen

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (NWiLs)

109 Happy birthday. AOP!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 09:45 AM (TdMsT)

110 102 Remember Karen Valentine?

Room 222 and Love, American Style. Oh, yes.
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (Wd55D)

she had cwazy eyes

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

111 I need a better painting over my kitchen mantle

a difficult configuration to find in art

this one would do nicely

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 09:45 AM (rpxSz)

112 Remember Karen Valentine?
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM

Of the Philadelphia Valentines?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 09:42 AM (ejd/p)

Billy Ray?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 09:45 AM (rxtQa)

113 Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Posted by: Insomniac


Beans don't burn on the grill

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 09:45 AM (sNYFR)

114 This is an interesting combination of rich dark tones offset by 'sparks' of white and brightness. Perhaps early morning light slanting in through a window stressing the white articles. The darker areas aren't black but more like deep rich walnut tones also reflected in the model's skin.

I don't find the scene especially moving but the techniques and artistic decisions that went into it are more intriguing. I might not put it on the wall but would use it as a teaching tool if I were teaching an art class.

I don't know if having an African (I presume) as the figure is supposed to have meaning.

Posted by: JTB at February 20, 2020 09:46 AM (7EjX1)

115 105 He liked to paint midgets and children that looked like miniature adults.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Is that anything like dwarf tossing?
Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (vd8XM)

comment 105 to get to fapping discussion

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 09:46 AM (JFO2v)

116 Insom!

Here we all are, being edified by our daily serving of fine art!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 09:46 AM (TdMsT)

117 Caravaggio - Supper at Emmaus

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wzrsnew

Posted by: vmom 2020


His Christ looks like Weird Al.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 20, 2020 09:46 AM (OUMaO)

118 Now Karen Velasquez was a vision of loveliness

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 09:39 AM (q1Pj5)

Remember Karen Valentine?
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020


*
*

I remember them both. Karen Velasquez sizzled.

Karen Valentine was cute and funny, but her star fizzled.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 09:46 AM (Ejm1K)

119 Remember Karen Valentine?

Room 222 and Love, American Style. Oh, yes.
Posted by: t-bird


Instant flash back to childhood.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 09:46 AM (sNYFR)

120 Happy birthday. AOP!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 09:45 AM (TdMsT)

Thank you kindly! Now to go pour a covfefe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 09:46 AM (LxWV7)

121
Luke 24:

13 And, behold, two of them went that same day to a village called Emmaus, which was from Jerusalem about threescore furlongs.

14 And they talked together of all these things which had happened.

15 And it came to pass, that, while they communed together and reasoned, Jesus himself drew near, and went with them.

16 But their eyes were holden that they should not know him.

17 And he said unto them, What manner of communications are these that ye have one to another, as ye walk, and are sad?

18 And the one of them, whose name was Cleopas, answering said unto him, Art thou only a stranger in Jerusalem, and hast not known the things which are come to pass there in these days?

19 And he said unto them, What things? And they said unto him, Concerning Jesus of Nazareth, which was a prophet mighty in deed and word before God and all the people:

20 And how the chief priests and our rulers delivered him to be condemned to death, and have crucified him.

21 But we trusted that it had been he which should have redeemed Israel: and beside all this, to day is the third day since these things were done.

22 Yea, and certain women also of our company made us astonished, which were early at the sepulchre;

23 And when they found not his body, they came, saying, that they had also seen a vision of angels, which said that he was alive.

24 And certain of them which were with us went to the sepulchre, and found it even so as the women had said: but him they saw not.

25 Then he said unto them, O fools, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken:

26 Ought not Christ to have suffered these things, and to enter into his glory?

27 And beginning at Moses and all the prophets, he expounded unto them in all the scriptures the things concerning himself.

28 And they drew nigh unto the village, whither they went: and he made as though he would have gone further.

29 But they constrained him, saying, Abide with us: for it is toward evening, and the day is far spent. And he went in to tarry with them.

30 And it came to pass, as he sat at meat with them, he took bread, and blessed it, and brake, and gave to them.

31 And their eyes were opened, and they knew him; and he vanished out of their sight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2020 09:46 AM (7rVsF)

122 104 Hey guys, I'm stuck at work and bored. Anyone know of any good podcasts to listen to while I work?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (wCmLp)

Cruz? https://tinyurl.com/uxo5b62

Bongino? https://tinyurl.com/uc7rgqo

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (cF8AT)

123 >>104
Hey guys, I'm stuck at work and bored. Anyone know of any good podcasts to listen to while I work? Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (wCmLp)


"This American Life," episode "The Feather Thief."

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (qXNVo)

124 He liked to paint midgets and children that looked like miniature adults.

So official painter for Mini-Mike?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (VHThc)

125 Seville's hottest club is Emmaus! Opened sometime in the early 1600s in a dirty kitchen by Diego Rodríguez de Silva y Velázquez, this club has everything - ewers, pitchers, mortars and a tiny Jesus trying to decide whether or not to order the soup! (puts hands over face)

Posted by: Stephon at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (IDjUx)

126 They have the sadz. That emergency meeting of Federal Judges because Trump and AG Barr are an immediate threat to democracy has been postponed indefinitely.


Trump called them out yesterday and they folded like a cheap suit.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (JUOKG)

127 On halos...

The figure in the background with the halo is Jesus. Although identified as a disciple in the Bible story, Velazquez does not seem to believe the other man is one of The Eleven. If he did, the man should also have a halo. Also, notice the cross through Jesus's halo. That is a symbol associated ONLY with Jesus.

Posted by: Kris at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (OyyDO)

128 Oops, thought it was a boy in the kitchen. Everyone else is saying 'she'.
Posted by: t-bird


Kitchen Maid with Supper is kinda a give away.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 09:43 AM (sNYFR)
**********
According to Wikipedia it's a he.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (wiXsO)

129 Just read that Buttgig's father was a leader in long march through the institutions movement, are you people saying that Mayor Pete is a Closet Communist?

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (VDzNG)

130 116 Insom!

Here we all are, being edified by our daily serving of fine art!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 09:46 AM (TdMsT)

Ladyl! Yes, here we are, paragons of culture!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 09:48 AM (NWiLs)

131 Laura San Giacomo always reminded me of Karen Valentine but only with bigger boobies.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 09:48 AM (rxtQa)

132 that's one huge ass portobello on the counter

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 09:48 AM (rpxSz)

133 Because I'm a giver...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/smzg8pp

Posted by: browndog at February 20, 2020 09:49 AM (gD6Ka)

134 Anyone know of any good podcasts to listen to while I work?


I don't know if they've published it yet, but that whore BC and the One with the Rack had Kurt Schlichter on last night.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 09:49 AM (wzVKm)

135 Hey guys, I'm stuck at work and bored. Anyone know of any good podcasts to listen to while I work?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 09:44 AM (wCmLp)

Adam Carolla?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 09:49 AM (rxtQa)

136 that's one huge ass portobello on the counter


********

portobello has been called the "chicken of the dungheap"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)

137 That is about the only thing Mayor Pete is in the closet about apparently.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 09:50 AM (VHThc)

138 112 Remember Karen Valentine?
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 09:41 AM

Of the Philadelphia Valentines?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 09:42 AM (ejd/p)

Billy Ray?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 09:45 AM (rxtQa)

Capricorn if i remember correctly...

Posted by: browndog at February 20, 2020 09:50 AM (gD6Ka)

139 >>The figure in the background with the halo is Jesus.
Although identified as a disciple in the Bible story, Velazquez does
not seem to believe the other man is one of The Eleven. Posted by: Kris at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (OyyDO)

Christ got stuck with the bill; he's trying to sort out who had what with the innkeeper, because when the Second Coming comes, some folks are gonna be "measured and fount wanting," IYKWIM

Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 09:50 AM (qXNVo)

140 Don't see a mouse anywhere. Must be a camoflaged kitteh just ready to pounce.

Posted by: stumck at February 20, 2020 09:50 AM (+OZts)

141 30 And it came to pass, as he sat at meat with them, he took bread, and blessed it, and brake, and gave to them.

He turned bread into brakes? Quite a miracle, if a touch impractical.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 09:50 AM (NWiLs)

142 Strangely enough, says IMDb, Karen Valentine was still working in TV up until 2004. She was born in 1947, so she'd be 73!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 09:51 AM (Ejm1K)

143 Just read that Buttgig's father was a leader in long march through the institutions movement, are you people saying that Mayor Pete is a Closet Communist?

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (VDzNG)


He's being portrayed as a 'moderate' by the media the same way Barry was portrayed as a 'moderate'. Both are commie rat bastard 'moderates'.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 09:51 AM (Y8PSl)

144 129. He is a fairly open communist, when you actually look at what he has done vs. what he says.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 09:51 AM (JRaU+)

145 He turned bread into brakes?

*******

That's the Midas touch.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 09:52 AM (m45I2)

146 136 that's one huge ass portobello on the counter


********

portobello has been called the "chicken of the dungheap"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)

Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 09:52 AM (NWiLs)

147 Midas touch?

If only, Judas would have never sold out for thirty pieces of silver.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 09:52 AM (VHThc)

148 Just read that Buttgig's father was a leader in long march through the institutions movement, are you people saying that Mayor Pete is a Closet Communist?
Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (VDzNG)

Not much closet about it. He's a Red Diaper baby, like Barky.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 09:52 AM (LxWV7)

149 The SJW's would have this painting destroyed.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2020 09:52 AM (wiXsO)

150 117 Caravaggio - Supper at Emmaus

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wzrsnew

Posted by: vmom 2020

His Christ looks like Weird Al.
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 20, 2020 09:46 AM (OUMaO)

Yeah. Not a fan of Caravaggio's version of Emmaus. I prefer his "Calling of St. Matthew".

Posted by: Kris at February 20, 2020 09:53 AM (OyyDO)

151 143 Just read that Buttgig's father was a leader in long march through the institutions movement, are you people saying that Mayor Pete is a Closet Communist?

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2020 09:47 AM (VDzNG)

He's being portrayed as a 'moderate' by the media the same way Barry was portrayed as a 'moderate'. Both are commie rat bastard 'moderates'.
Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 09:51 AM (Y8PSl)

============

Every Democratic candidate believes the same things (except Bloomberg about the values of capitalism, apparently).

The only thing "moderate" the differentiates these characters is their outward traits. Bernie looks crazy, but Buttigieg is moderate in tone and from the Midwest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 09:53 AM (q80AH)

152 Young Spielberg realizes the restaurant business isn't working out and it is time to move on to something exciting and new.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 20, 2020 09:53 AM (FTlwv)