EMT 02/29/20

Happy Leap Day.

Yester-day in history, a small band of snowbillies saved the world using some small planks of wood and a few clocks.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, February 29, 2020 (leap day). On this date in 1991 the first Gulf War ended. Or as Vic says 'The Bush puss- out'.


Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

2 Fox's own version of this day in history.


https://tinyurl.com/wnkjof9

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

3
The coronavirus is now spreading in the US because the 'barn door' is still wide open.


https://tinyurl.com/spysab7

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

4 CNN trying to push a Democrat challenger to Lindsay Graham in this Fall's election. He hasn't got a chance.


https://tinyurl.com/u8q67o9

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

5 Happy leap day
Make use of this extra day wisely

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 06:02 AM (ZCEU2)

6 And Biden is still way out in front on the polling for the Democrat primary today. RCP has him up from by 12.5 points.


https://tinyurl.com/tk3sh85

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

7 But Fox's pet health rep says the risks from the Coronavirus are being overstated.


https://tinyurl.com/r9nfdad

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

8 OR elementary school closed because an employee had the coronavirus.


https://tinyurl.com/sry8743

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

9 Fox political analyst thinks the DNC's efforts to stop commie Bernie by moving up the CA and TX primaries actually helps Bernie.


https://tinyurl.com/te6l2dp

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

10 Morning morons.

Morning Vic - go vote some chaos! I have no idea what that means in the Dem primary at this point though.

Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2020 06:03 AM (ZfRYq)

11
Evidently there are still some far left commie stooges in the 9th circus. Trump hasn't cleaned house enough there yet.


https://tinyurl.com/v75neak

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

12 Commie Pope is sick. Will we get a new one soon?


https://tinyurl.com/wbjmdsh

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

13 In America so many people are dying from gunshot wounds every day there isn't any time to get sick from a virus.

-- Joe Biden

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 29, 2020 06:04 AM (XVuno)

14 Officers respond to a 6 year old who called 911 for a 'hurt' stuffed toy.


https://tinyurl.com/rualgsa

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

15
AOC doesn't like Bloomingidiot.


https://tinyurl.com/vlwb4fs

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

16
Beverly Hillbillies is on. It's the very fun and very non "politically correct" episode when Injuns claim part of the Clampett's oil land. Jed and Granny plan for war!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020 06:05 AM (j0ibz)

17 How to make Windows 10 more secure (if you do not have a separate security program).


https://tinyurl.com/sx3zto8

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

18 Trump holds big rally in Charleston. I didn't know that was going down but it is 3 hour drive for me and it looks like there was a big crowd who waited hours to go in. Trump owns SC now and will win easily in 2020.


https://tinyurl.com/wys9mxz

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

19 Kimberly Guilfoyle fires up CPAC.


https://tinyurl.com/yx7oj4z5

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

20 Piss Wallace doesn't like Trump.


https://tinyurl.com/wwrh9af

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

21 If you believe polls Lyingwatha is losing her own home State.


https://tinyurl.com/wmvex83

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

22 CPAC isn't the same without Mitt Rombley.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 29, 2020 06:06 AM (XVuno)

23 Biden makes yet another super gaff. It doesn't take a genius to see why he is losing to commie Sanders.


https://tinyurl.com/s7eosoh

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

24
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 29, 2020 06:06 AM (dLJ07)

25 Marine corps commandant orders all Confederate symbols removed from all Marine Bases. That and some more items of a liberal PC nature.


https://tinyurl.com/wzweplx

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

26 Tucker Carlson defends Bloomingiot's stop and frisk policy. I do too.




https://tinyurl.com/vnmuhpq

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

27 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/u3djdze


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

28 Evidently there are still some far left commie stooges in the 9th circus. Trump hasn't cleaned house enough there yet.


https://tinyurl.com/v75neak
Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)


And this is why newsies suck even, perhaps especially Fox News.

What was the basis of this court decision. We can't tell from the article. It says the court temporarily halted it, and then said this is the controversy and what each side says.

But did the court say it was unconstitutional? Or did they just say we are the court how does our ass taste? We don't know.

Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2020 06:08 AM (ZfRYq)

F-Bombs And Commies: The New Soviet ONT

What people who majored in marketing are up to these days:

Brownies.jpg

Attention Alberta Oil Peon


Chance of a lifetime, man. Wienermobile. 2 available

The company in charge of operating these vehicles has gone bankrupt. Parent company of oscer mayer canada has commissioned us to sell these wienermobile . any logo will be removed before vehicle is picked up. Local calgary pick up only. No emails please call matt ANYTIME at ********* ask about the big wiener for sale.

Buy one of these and drive it around to MoMes. You'll be a big hit.


Goodest Boi



Morons In The News


Which one of you reprobates was this?

What Makes The Internet Great


This crowd sourced writing project from Reddit. I'll get you started:

Story .jpg


You can read the rest of it here. I think it would make a pretty good TV show.

Awwwwww


Chi-na

China's Government Is Like Something out of '1984'

Everybody already knows this, which is one of the reason Coronavirus conspiracy theories are so popular. No matter how outlandish they are, if you're honest you can say “Y'know, I can see that”.

Related: I stopped by the Asian market today (H Mart, which is Korean, not Chinese, but it's the best place in town to buy produce-most choices, best prices. They also sell bul-go-gi meat (thin sliced ribeye) which is great not just for Korean BBQ but also for stuff like cheese steak subs and ramen soup. I always have a couple of pounds around, frozen into 4 oz serving portions. Check it out if you have one in your town) and noticed that some – maybe 30% - of the Asian folks there were wearing masks. I don't know where they were from, it's hard to tell when they're masked. The Japanese guy running the sushi stand wasn't, and the Chinese lady running another stand had her mask draped over her ears and under her chin, but it was still the first example of any signifigant number of masked people in public that I've seen. The crazy thing is that nobody I saw was wearing a N95 mask, there were just cloth masks, many gaping open at the sides, so I had to wonder just what was the point? People do all kinds of crazy stuff, however.

Victory?


PJM's Raymond Ibrahim to Speak at U.S. Army War College Despite CAIR's Howling

Well it's great that he gets to speak, but he was already canceled once, which should be concerning.


Not A Joke


This Is Not McGovern’s America: Crazy Bernie Can Win It All

I don't think he will, but we'd be foolish to discount the possibility. I also think that we're very, very lucky the DNC is so corrupt. If you put a gun to my head and forced me to chose who would have won Sanders v Trump if that had been the 2016 contest......with my life on the line I'd probably chose Bernie (To be clear, that he would have won. Not that I would have chosen (voted) for him in '16)


Droppin' F Bombs


For those of you that like that sort of thing. The first one is even better if you are from Maryland, it's a dead in the black parody of the ads that one Baltimore car dealer used to run back in the 80s. The second one is, I believe, an actual Dutch commercial.



Youth In Asia


Always Say Die

The left is obsessed with the state murdering people - babies, adults, seniors, anyone, really – in the name of the “greater good”, yet I'm somehow the “violent extremist” for rightly condemning these practices as evil. It's a fucked up world we live in.

Rat Bastards

I took the test.

Commie.png

Remember the inspiring words of Mike Hammer (not the Moron):

Commies.jpg


Tonight's ONT brought to you by phrasing:


Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:50 PM




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1 Well, HELLO there...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 28, 2020 09:50 PM (HuH1F)

2 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at February 28, 2020 09:50 PM (JFzNN)

3 Ah, back in the saddle again.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 28, 2020 09:50 PM (HuH1F)

4 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 09:51 PM (Y4EXg)

5 Where da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 28, 2020 09:51 PM (HuH1F)

6 Igen.

Posted by: Miklos at February 28, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

7 Woohooooo! Green brownies!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 28, 2020 09:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

8 Remember the inspiring words of Mike Hammer (not the Moron)


Is there some reason to think that they aren't one and the same?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 09:53 PM (yQpMk)

9 Top ten?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 09:54 PM (a4EWo)

10 I see a collectable pistol that I want. I can't afford it, but I want it.


I wonder if I can sell a pinkie toe or something.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 09:54 PM (yQpMk)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:54 PM (arJlL)

12 8
Well, I'm pretty sure that (Moron) Mike isn't imaginary. You guys do see his posts, right? It's not just me?
Guys?

Posted by: Weirddave at February 28, 2020 09:56 PM (LFjgB)

13 ooh Russel Crowe

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 09:56 PM (G546f)

14 that brownie vendor is my hero

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 09:56 PM (G546f)

15 H-Mart is the best place to buy mini Cthulhus in the frozen seafood section.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

16 Brownies???
Hell. I got you're masks right here.
Avoid the virus.
Perfect masks.
Only $40 apiece.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2020 09:57 PM (axyOa)

17 Not gonna lie, I teared up at the proposal. So sweet.

Posted by: Dr Alice at February 28, 2020 09:57 PM (oW/8k)

18 is that baltimore dealer still open? first one with truth in advertising.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:57 PM (KP5rU)

19 Listen up, you primitive screwheads! H-Mart may be good for ribeye, but when you want a BOOMSTICK, you go to S-Mart!

Posted by: Dr Alice at February 28, 2020 09:58 PM (oW/8k)

20 On the canine training video, my favorite bit was the refrigerator pull.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 09:58 PM (Y8PSl)

21 Cannibal Bob should be along shortly.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 09:59 PM (/669Q)

22 Which one of you reprobates was this?


That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 09:59 PM (yQpMk)

23 That was for Grump, wanting to sell a pinkie.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 09:59 PM (/669Q)

24 Cannibal Bob should be along shortly.

Posted by: bluebell


He had clown for dinner, and is waiting for the giggles to subside?

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:00 PM (P1f+c)

25 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at February 28, 2020 10:00 PM (XzT/D)

26 Russel Crowe beat off a tiger in "Gladiator"?

Does PETA know about this.

No animals were harmed in making this movie, but some were thoroughly aroused.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 28, 2020 10:00 PM (ZCiJZ)

27 CHAVEZ

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:01 PM (KP5rU)

28 Listen up, you primitive screwheads! H-Mart may be good for ribeye, but when you want a BOOMSTICK, you go to S-Mart!
Posted by: Dr Alice


Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 28, 2020 10:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

29 JT !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:01 PM (arJlL)

30 4%, Not Communist, not surprised.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 28, 2020 10:01 PM (Hrs6r)

31 well, off the watch "Eyes Wide Shut" with Shibumi

Back later, or maybe not.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 28, 2020 10:02 PM (ZCiJZ)

32 Literally all of the major viruses that have hit in the last 50 years have come out of either Asia or South America.

Coincidentally, those are the only groups of people that we let immigrate to the West, specifically America.
Janta VirusAvian FluH1B1Zika
Corona
and cast of thousands

Globalism, isn't it grand.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2020 10:02 PM (rw8je)

33 28 Listen up, you primitive screwheads! H-Mart may be good for ribeye, but when you want a BOOMSTICK, you go to S-Mart!
Posted by: Dr Alice


Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 28, 2020 10:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

ELECTROLYTES!!!!11!!!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 28, 2020 10:03 PM (CLteG)

34 Good Evening Fellow Hordians.

Early appearance for me. Nothing preventing me from chatting but a bottle of red wine. And a long week under the keel.

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 28, 2020 10:03 PM (Ltv6g)

35 the sandwiches story is pretty good

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 10:04 PM (G546f)

36 I love that doggie video. My daughter sent me a shorter version two days ago and we are still laughing at it. I think he's still a very good doggie. Spirited, perhaps, but a good doggie.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:04 PM (/669Q)

37 I see a collectable pistol that I want. I can't afford it, but I want it.


I wonder if I can sell a pinkie toe or something.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 09:54 PM (yQpMk)

I'll get it for you. Give me your trigger finger.

Posted by: Ironic Devil at February 28, 2020 10:04 PM (z79tQ)

38 Early appearance for me. Nothing preventing me from chatting but a bottle of red wine. And a long week under the keel.
Posted by: Pete Bog


With that nick, I would have thought "scotch drinker".

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:05 PM (P1f+c)

39 I'm 11% Commie apparently.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:05 PM (yQpMk)

40 Not gonna lie, I read the content.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:05 PM (dOV9E)

41 I'll get it for you. Give me your trigger finger.

Posted by: Ironic Devil at February 28, 2020 10:04 PM (z79tQ)



Touche.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:06 PM (yQpMk)

42 1% on the Commie Quiz. I sent a Deff Skwad after that 1%.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 10:06 PM (SfYbS)

43 39: 8%. i'm hardcore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

44 I'll get it for you. Give me your trigger finger.
Posted by: Ironic Devil

Touche.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


You get his trigger finger, and he takes up fencing. Ironic Deviltry is a tough gig.

Posted by: Another Ironic Devil at February 28, 2020 10:07 PM (P1f+c)

45 0% Commie. Man, Bernie must hate me.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:07 PM (dOV9E)

46 I think it's arguable that the working class of all nations have more in common with each other than with the Elite of their own country.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:08 PM (yQpMk)

47

Touche.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February



Hey, bought Grump928.com

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 10:08 PM (HALdu)

48 Good evening, Horde.

Loved the goodest boi video. I couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

49 Not gonna lie, I read the content.
Posted by: Splunge

Well, that's good.

Because liars never win, and cheaters don't wear pants.

Or something like that.

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:08 PM (arJlL)

50 Did not know this place was a haven for people with nonzero commie scores.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:08 PM (dOV9E)

51 The Elite or the world certainly have more in common with each other than they do with the working class of any country.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:08 PM (yQpMk)

52 "Amazon tells all 798,000 employees to halt travel, in US and internationally, over coronavirus fears"

That's one hell of a last mile problem.

Posted by: Miklos, talking logistics at February 28, 2020 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

53 There is no way you can't tell the difference between a regular brownie and a pot brownie. One goes great with coffee, the other tastes like shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:09 PM (9Om/r)

54 I think it's arguable that the working class of all nations have more in common with each other than with the Elite of their own country.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February



I do not think that is true. Maybe, but I do not think the working class in the U.S. shares much with others.

Immigration is the big diff

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 10:09 PM (HALdu)

55 The communism test questions are about as subtle and nuanced as a sledgehammer.

I scored 0pct.


But I could have easily scored 100pct communist, if I so chose to.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2020 10:09 PM (rw8je)

56 I only made pot brownies once, and that was because it was ditch weed and not worth smoking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:10 PM (yQpMk)

57 43 39: 8%. i'm hardcore.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

I'm negative 32
So
Fucking
There

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

58 The interesting thing is the ven diagram of where you score as a communist and how you would do in a fight against 30 fifth graders.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 10:10 PM (HALdu)

59 ad for the Wienermobiles has already been pulled, dadgummit!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:11 PM (75Lt2)

60 I think it's arguable that the working class of all nations have more in common with each other than with the Elite of their own country.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Nowadays that's true in the west, since our "elite" are internationalist pieces of shit.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 10:11 PM (SfYbS)

61 Hey, I scored a zero too! Represent!!

Posted by: Dr. T at February 28, 2020 10:11 PM (2PXwn)

62 I'm not taking the commie quiz.

Ever.

I'm not just stallin'.

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:11 PM (P1f+c)

63 The young lady in the airplane story should not be arrested. Rather she would be a MoMe keynote speaker.

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 28, 2020 10:11 PM (Ltv6g)

64 But I could have easily scored 100pct communist, if I so chose to.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I only scored 98.6%, so LAY OFF

Posted by: Commandante Bernie at February 28, 2020 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)

65 @52
Looks like the Globalist really are willing to tank the global economy to get rid of Trump.

We are witnessing evil, spite and hate that beggars the imagination.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2020 10:12 PM (rw8je)

66 only 8% not a commie

I'm so ashamed

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:12 PM (G546f)

67 the corona virus sure kicked that global warming problem right in the ass. faster acting, less filling.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)

68 8%. i'm hardcore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

I got 4%. I think I misunderstood the last question, something about class and homogeneous. I winged that one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:12 PM (9Om/r)

69 I always thought it was a Battle Royale with 5 year olds. 5th Graders can be pretty big. I know I was just over a hundred pounds at the start of the 5th grade.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:12 PM (yQpMk)

70 I think I misunderstood the last question, something about class and homogeneous. I winged that one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:12 PM (9Om/r)
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You probably thought they were talking about milk. It happens.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:13 PM (/669Q)

71 always thought it was a Battle Royale with 5 year olds. 5th Graders can be pretty big. I know I was just over a hundred pounds at the start of the 5th grade.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February


guess that makes more sense since you could use them as club

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 10:13 PM (HALdu)

72 The communism test questions are about as subtle and nuanced as a sledgehammer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Yeah, the fascism quiz is a little more nuanced though.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 10:13 PM (SfYbS)

73 I had to take a mandatory exam in Marxism-Leninism in college, so I'm taking Advanced Placement on this one.

Posted by: Miklos, passed it too, had to at February 28, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

74
You probably thought they were talking about milk. It happens.



Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:13 PM (/669Q)


Too many big words probably. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:13 PM (9Om/r)

75 I would hate to work in the marketing department of Corona right now.

"Sales are way down, what are you going to do about it?"

"Um. Uh. They didn't teach this in marketing school."

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:13 PM (dOV9E)

76 -32, who are you? ross fucking perot?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:13 PM (KP5rU)

77 the doggie is awesome

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f)

78 I've been drinking manmanhathatans. So I apologize in advance.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 10:14 PM (Uu+Jp)

79 63 The young lady in the airplane story should not be arrested. Rather she would be a MoMe keynote speaker.

Bluebell, The Shiver, might have different ideas

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

80 I'm 11% Commie apparently.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:05 PM (yQpMk)

Neener, neener, neener! I scored a zero. Most of those questions were such "gimmes" that an alien from Zeta Arcturis could have played the test either way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:14 PM (75Lt2)

81 I think a dozen 5th graders could easily take a grown man, with the right tactics.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

82 Bluebell, The Shiver, might have different ideas
Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
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No speechifying at the NoVaMoMe, I promise.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:15 PM (/669Q)

83 i like to keep my options open.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

84 3%. And now I have to keep an eye on some of you.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 28, 2020 10:15 PM (Wm5SB)

85 68 8%. i'm hardcore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

I got 4%. I think I misunderstood the last question, something about class and homogeneous. I winged that one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



I got 5%. Same reason. I may need to take it again. 0% is the goal!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (TvX16)

86 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (5kQtt)

87 The way the test is scored is disingenuous. Not answering a question with a full throated double thumb response against the Marxist line doesn't make me some percentage 'Communist' if I only used a single thumb response against. Now if I answered in some way in agreement with Marx, *now* you can start adding Commie Points.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (Hrs6r)

88 Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:13 PM (KP5rU)

Mr. Ross Fucking Perot

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

89 A ribeye sounds damn good right now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

90 Hey everybody.

Re the Coronavirus marketing situation, it's been seen before.

Remember AYDS Diet Candies in the late 1970s/early 1980s?

"Lose weight fast with AYDS!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

91 The dog was set up!

Posted by: MHK at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (iQIUe)

92 I think a dozen 5th graders could easily take a grown man, with the right tactics.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February


in the hood sure, but then they would be 18.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (HALdu)

93 76 -32, who are you? ross fucking perot?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Well, there is a giant sucking sound.

Posted by: Miklos, observing at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

94 I knew which questions would reveal my pinko roots, but I wanted to be honest

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (G546f)

95 A ribeye sounds damn good right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Yeah.

On a Friday during Lent !

Thanks, buddy !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:17 PM (arJlL)

96 Insom, same here.
Almost tempted to run out and get one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

97 "Lose weight fast with AYDS!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve

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And they were right!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 10:17 PM (Y4EXg)

98 90 Remember AYDS Diet Candies in the late 1970s/early 1980s?

"Lose weight fast with AYDS!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)


By gosh, you're right! If they bounced back from that one, then Corona should be able to just...wait.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:17 PM (dOV9E)

99 That Shepherd is my kind of dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 10:17 PM (ZLI7S)

100 No speechifying at the NoVaMoMe, I promise.
Posted by: bluebell

That could also be interpreted as a threat.

Posted by: Miklos, interpreting at February 28, 2020 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

101 I think a dozen 5th graders could easily take a grown man, with the right tactics.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

Back in my day? Maybe.

In Sparta? Absolutely.

Today? Naw.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond at February 28, 2020 10:18 PM (x8Wzq)

102 68 8%. i'm hardcore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

I got 4%. I think I misunderstood the last question, something about class and homogeneous. I winged that one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:12 PM (9Om/r)

1% here. I didn't disagree strongly enough with the statement about religion.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

103 Apropos of the non-pot brownies: classic tale of a guy in Omaha who accidentally ate some pot-laced brownies left by his adult offspring in the back seat of his car. He found them while he was unloading groceries, was hungry, ate about four, then started to feel "bad anxiety." Guy couldn't get ahold of the kids, began to feel really bad, so his wife called 9-1-1. Cops arrive and find the guy crawling around on the floor, using bad language and referring to the family cat as "a bitch."

Well, it's a weird story to go along with the rest of Weird Dave's ONT:

https://tinyurl.com/wjnp5br

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 10:18 PM (pPNCa)

104 81 I think a dozen 5th graders could easily take a grown man, with the right tactics.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

Depends on the 5th graders, depends on the Man.

To gain the final rank of my Fencing School, you must fight 5 equally armed people, at once, and triumph.

and it must be witnessed by another from the School.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2020 10:18 PM (NgKpN)

105 Almost as contrived as the "Are you a Libertarian?" test.

Posted by: Zod at February 28, 2020 10:18 PM (XzT/D)

106 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/tznzwwm

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Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2020 10:18 PM (qAR6u)

107 Splunge, hmmm, not exactly... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

108 I think a dozen 5th graders could easily take a grown man, with the right tactics.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

I think half a dozen squirrels could take down a grown man, with the right tactics.

We're top of the food chain, but ripe for a pickoff.

Posted by: Ironic Devil at February 28, 2020 10:18 PM (z79tQ)

109 sockoff

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2020 10:19 PM (z79tQ)

110 Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:15 PM (/669Q)

Mr. Bluebell disagrees or so I've heard

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

111 Neener, neener, neener! I scored a zero. Most of
those questions were such "gimmes" that an alien from Zeta Arcturis
could have played the test either way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:14 PM (75Lt2)


2 of them were worded like trick questions. I fucked up on one of them, not sure which. Something about commodity values being linked to the amount of labor involved. I wasn't sure how to answer that one, because it wasn't clear. You would think a commie would say disagree, because they want it free, but it also could have been an anti "what the market will bear" thing. I think I thought too deep onto 2 of them, that and the big words. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:19 PM (9Om/r)

112 That could also be interpreted as a threat.
Posted by: Miklos, interpreting at February 28, 2020 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
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Hey, I see things my way and you'all see things my way too.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:20 PM (/669Q)

113 I could use some T-Bone right now.

Posted by: Corey Booker, fierce as ever at February 28, 2020 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

114 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2020 10:20 PM (qAR6u)

115 To gain the final rank of my Fencing School, you must fight 5 equally armed people, at once, and triumph.

and it must be witnessed by another from the School.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2020 10:18 PM (NgKpN)

They have to be equally armed?
The Calvin loophole rule sez I get a gun.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2020 10:20 PM (z79tQ)

116 mishum, a closet full of starched white shirts, skinny black ties and belts, shiny fucking shoes. probably gets his hair cut everyday too. fuck that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (KP5rU)

117 111 I fucked up on one of them, not sure which. Something about commodity values being linked to the amount of labor involved.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:19 PM (9Om/r)


Yeah, that was the Marxist "labor theory of value." As in, one chef makes the world's best omelet in 5 minutes, and another makes the world's worst omelet in 5 minutes, so they have the same value, because both spent the same amount of time.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (dOV9E)

118 I think half a dozen squirrels could take down a grown man, with the right tactics.

We're top of the food chain, but ripe for a pickoff.
Posted by: Ironic Devil at February 28, 2020 10:18 PM (z79tQ)

Might be apocrypha, but I once read that a skwerl dumped a grown man off his Harley.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)

119 I disagree that Bernie Sanders would have beaten Trump if he were the Democrat nominee in 2016.
No way.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (o1fzk)

120 I got a 1% on the commie test, I think because I didn't completely deny the concept of class in social analysis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (+y/Ru)

121 The young lady on the airplane looks like Rashida Tlaib.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (a4EWo)

122 112 That could also be interpreted as a threat.
Posted by: Miklos, interpreting at February 28, 2020 10:17 PM (QzkSJ

She won't hesitate to cut out your tongue with a spork.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

123 The Marxists got it backward: the elites of all countries have more in common with each other than they do with the working classes of the various nations.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 10:22 PM (y1kOS)

124 Tortuga rum cake.

Posted by: Zod at February 28, 2020 10:22 PM (XzT/D)

125 LOL! Goodest Boi reminds me of our own late, great Baby...

She went apesh!t over tennis balls and loooooved to play tug-o-war.

Most toys lasted less than 5 minutes before total destruction.

Posted by: JQ at February 28, 2020 10:22 PM (whOIk)

126 I can't agree with "The individual's best interests are indistinguishable from society's best interest." If it were we would build prisons.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:22 PM (yQpMk)

127 wouldn't

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:22 PM (yQpMk)

128 She won't hesitate to cut out your tongue with a spork.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
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Boy. Tough crowd tonight.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:22 PM (/669Q)

129 Took me 117 comments to read the content

Posted by: Sock Monkey. ..bringing up the rear at February 28, 2020 10:22 PM (pjFo2)

130 kbdabear at February 28




something for everybody!

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (HALdu)

131 The other morning I was falling towards a scary, lonely and hopeless place so I called upon the Horde for prayers and companionship. I have felt their presence and I cannot tell you all what it means to me.

Some sort of infection on the respiratory system, as yet unknown, had worked its ways to drive down my oxygen level to disorienting levels.

Some good news, flu tests negative, pneumonia negative, corona negative. I go back Monday for more work to see if they can find the cause if I don't end up in the ER before then.

Typing and writing has tired me out, so I just want to thank those who have reached to me, Bluebell, Hrothgar, AOP and VIA among others. You are a great bunch of people

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (FTlwv)

132 I disagree that Bernie Sanders would have beaten Trump if he were the Democrat nominee in 2016.
No way.

-
He still crazy after all these years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (+y/Ru)

133 At first, I thought the lady being proposed to was gonna strip.

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (arJlL)

134 111 - One of Marx's bullshit theories was the 'labor theory of value.' That the man hours you put in to creating something dictated your compensation, not whether or not anyone wanted it. I could spend 100 hours polishing a dog turd, but I am unlikely to get two and a half weeks pay for it, even at minimum wage.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (Hrs6r)

135 The problem with Holland is that it's full of Dutch people.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (aS1PU)

136 I think half a dozen squirrels could take down a grown man, with the right tactics.

Especially if the tree rats have rabies.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (pPNCa)

137 Jinx, we are all hoping for a full and speedy recovery for you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

138 Yeah, that was the Marxist "labor theory of value."
As in, one chef makes the world's best omelet in 5 minutes, and another
makes the world's worst omelet in 5 minutes, so they have the same
value, because both spent the same amount of time.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (dOV9E)


Yup, I definitely fucked that up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:24 PM (9Om/r)

139 didn't somebody have a story about a squirrel vs hawk thing?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 10:24 PM (HALdu)

140 The crazy thing is that nobody I saw was wearing a N95 mask, there were just cloth masks, many gaping open at the sides, so I had to wonder just what was the point?

The main benefit of a mask is that it keeps you from touching your face in public, before you have a chance to wash your hands.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 28, 2020 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

141 Alberta Oil Peon

Smelled like teen click bait....saw no wieners mobile or otherwise.....late maybe to the wieners?

Asking Anthony via Instagram....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 10:24 PM (kFkpX)

142 @111

What the market will bear is one of the bed rock principles of economics and capitalism.


Picassos sell for $240 million, and I wouldn't pay a dime for any one of them.


Fun Fact:

Picasso turned to cubism and surrealism because he was a fucking mediocre traditional painter and a lazy drunk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2020 10:24 PM (rw8je)

143 Yay ONT! Evening all: CC n coke

Posted by: Zeera at February 28, 2020 10:24 PM (zUdXR)

144 128 She won't hesitate to cut out your tongue with a spork.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
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Boy. Tough crowd tonight.
Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:22 PM (/669Q)

You're the shiv-wielding shot-caller who's done hard time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

145 The only pro-Communist question I agreed with was the one about the inherent exploitive relationship between employee and employer. It's human nature. There's always going to be bad blood there, just like landlord/renter. They co-operate only as long as they see a benefit to THEMSELVES

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2020 10:25 PM (o1fzk)

146 I know Maximus was tough but jacking off a tiger in a stadium while its attacking you is pretty amazing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:25 PM (KZzsI)

147 It's Friday. Time to take a peek at this week's Hot Top 5 DNC Hits Countdown:

5. "Crazy" - Tom & Amy

4. "Fat Bottomed Boys" - Pete Buttygig

3. "Iko(mmunist) Iko(mmunist)" - Liz Warren The Singin' Squaw

2. "Can't Buy Me Love (But I Can Buy The Nomination)" - Mike Bloomberg & the Big Money

1. "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" - JoJo Biden

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)

148 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

oh, that question was like Do you think the value (price) of a product should be based on the amount of labor that went into it.

Basically implies everything should be priced on same per hour rate, rather than on what the market dictates.
So I spend 20 hours knitting a scarf, my scarf should be worth the same as a program a code monkey spent 10 hours on. Regardless of how well made scarf or program is, and whether anyone wants to buy item.

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:25 PM (G546f)

149 Might be apocrypha, but I once read that a skwerl dumped a grown man off his Harley.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)

Lots of things knock men off bikes.
Sparrows at 60 mph can do it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2020 10:26 PM (z79tQ)

150 Jinx, we are all hoping for a full and speedy recovery for you.

+1. Please take good care of yourself, and keep us posted on what the docs find.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 10:26 PM (pPNCa)

151 >>I could spend 100 hours polishing a dog turd, but I am unlikely to get two and a half weeks pay for it, even at minimum wagePosted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (Hrs6r)

Zod will pay you $13.29 for a video of you polishing a dog turd for 100 hours. Some things must be seen.

Posted by: Zod at February 28, 2020 10:26 PM (XzT/D)

152 I think half a dozen squirrels could take down a grown man, with the right tactics.

-
All the squirrels need is a squirrel Genghis Kahn and the continent is there's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 10:26 PM (+y/Ru)

153 Jinx!!! Oh my goodness, so glad to hear from you. I was emailing with Hrothgar not long ago and I told him I was going to email you tomorrow morning to see how it went today.

You take care of yourself and you be sure to tell Mrs. Jinx right away if you feel worse so she can get you to the ER. Let me know if you guys need anything. Get better soon!

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:26 PM (/669Q)

154 Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:21 PM (KP5rU)

I'm a sweats & hoodie guy
Unless I have to dress up

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

155 (Bernie Sanders' hit "When I Was Sixty-Four" wasn't included on the top hit list for undisclosed reasons)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

156 All the squirrels need is a squirrel Genghis Kahn and the continent is there's.

Unless the humans have a broom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 10:27 PM (yQpMk)

157 thought sweats and a hoodie was dressing up. fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

158
A few thousand fire ants can easily take a man down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 10:28 PM (rCwaK)

159 I think half a dozen squirrels could take down a grown man, with the right tactics.


And then, you'd have to spend the rest of your life wondering where they buried your nuts.

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:28 PM (arJlL)

160 The only pro-Communist question I agreed with was the one about the inherent exploitive relationship between employee and employer. It's human nature. There's always going to be bad blood there, just like landlord/renter. They co-operate only as long as they see a benefit to THEMSELVES
Posted by: JoeF.

But it's not an inherently exploitative relationship. If it wasn't for open borders, it would be a fair trade of labor for money regardless of if they liked each other.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 10:28 PM (SfYbS)

161 I scored 5% commie because one question was about value being related to labor and there are other aspects like rarity and timing that affect value so I didn't give a 100% agree

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:28 PM (KZzsI)

162 After hearing Biden today say that he would appoint the first African-American woman to the Senate, I learned something about how our system of government works.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:28 PM (dOV9E)

163 Jinx,

Do you have birds? It could be what I have, hypersensitivity pnuemonosis. Prednisone will help. (And many things besides birds can cause it. That's just a common form)

Hope you feel better soon. Low O2 is awful.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 28, 2020 10:28 PM (Lqy/e)

164 I'm a sweats & hoodie guy
Unless I have to dress up
Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian


Then, CLEAN sweats and hoodie

Posted by: Beau "Miklos" Brummel at February 28, 2020 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

165 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (FTlwv)

Prayers!

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:29 PM (G546f)

166

One I'd like to see: honey badger vs. fire ant hill.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 10:29 PM (rCwaK)

167 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:29 PM (Zz0t1)

168 I never take online quizzes. Silicon Valley is already eerily accurate with their targeted ads to me. Young me probably would have scored foolishly high on that quiz but I got better.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2020 10:29 PM (eASYU)

169 Ok. The car commercial almost got me in trouble from laughing.

And I have SARS and am coughing while laughing.

At least it's not CORONA. I'm drinking Miller Lite.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Sure, it's not very lucrative, but the benefits!

Posted by: dog turd polisher at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (BxA/Q)

171 And then, you'd have to spend the rest of your life wondering where they buried your nuts.
Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:28 PM (arJlL)

Lol!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (z79tQ)

172 oh, that question was like Do you think the value (price) of a product should be based on the amount of labor that went into it.

Yeah that was the one I couldn't totally agree with. Its largely true but not exclusively, many other factors. And its not a sliding scale. Me working 2 hours on a book and you working 1 hour on a sammich doesn't make my work twice as valuable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (KZzsI)

173 Not sure how I got a 4%, on the test, but most of the questions pissed me off.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (ml81D)

174 thought sweats and a hoodie was dressing up. fuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

Right? Last spring I showed up for jury duty in a bathrobe, boxers and flip-flops.

Got picked anyway. Guess I forgot my MAGA hat.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (x8Wzq)

175 145 The only pro-Communist question I agreed with was the one about the inherent exploitive relationship between employee and employer. It's human nature.

==

yeah I think I leaned commie on that because there is an inherent power imbalance there and a lot of bosses suck

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (G546f)

176 What a great commercial!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (EgshT)

177 Who knows who the "first African=American Woman" was? She's got to be long gone though, so how is Biden going to appoint her to the Senate?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (o1fzk)

178 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (FTlwv)

You get better

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

179 Ok. MST 3000 and red wine. Otherwise totally into the chat.

Big fistfight in the movie but I forgot who is the good guy

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 28, 2020 10:31 PM (Ltv6g)

180 I used to get into trouble a lot in school because I could clearly see what the teacher WANTED us to say, but I couldn't answer that way based on the question that was asked. A lot of the times, there could be several different possible answers depending on how you looked at it. This made me unpopular with some teachers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:31 PM (KZzsI)

181 2 of them were worded like trick questions. I fucked up on one of them, not sure which. Something about commodity values being linked to the amount of labor involved. I wasn't sure how to answer that one, because it wasn't clear. You would think a commie would say disagree, because they want it free, but it also could have been an anti "what the market will bear" thing. I think I thought too deep onto 2 of them, that and the big words. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:19 PM (9Om/r)

That was just a restatement of Marx' "Labor Theory of Value". Which is utter bullshit. Proof: I go to your house, and spend 8 hours digging a six-foot hole in your lawn. Then I demand $200 from you, because my labor is worth $25 per hour.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:31 PM (75Lt2)

182 And my Caucasian. turns out they frown on booze at the Feral Courthouse.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 10:31 PM (x8Wzq)

183 36 I love that doggie video. My daughter sent me a shorter version two days ago and we are still laughing at it. I think he's still a very good doggie. Spirited, perhaps, but a good doggie.
Posted by: bluebell


You're right. I've heard there is a waiting list for dogs that flunk service dogs school. That dog acts exactly the way a lot of dogs act when they're young.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

184 After hearing Biden today say that he would appoint the first African-American woman to the Senate, I learned something about how our system of government works.

How many pot brownies does Biden eat on an average day?

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 10:31 PM (pPNCa)

185 Hell...

Took a flying June Bug to the chest on a Yamaha 750cc going 50 out on Pearblossom Highway....kept my rig up...thought I'd been shot...til I saw my Tee shirt....scared the life out of me...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 10:32 PM (kFkpX)

186 i'm retired. dressing up is putting on pants when i go outside.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:32 PM (KP5rU)

187 So I spend 20 hours knitting a scarf, my scarf should be worth the same as a program a code monkey spent 20 hours on. Regardless of how well made scarf or program is, and whether anyone wants to buy item.
Posted by: vmom 2020 v22


Also, if you put down your knitting needles and pick up a pair of thumbtacks, and take 6000 hours to make the next scarf, that one's worth 300 times more than the first!

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:32 PM (P1f+c)

188 Posted by: Beau "Miklos" Brummel at February 28, 2020 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

***SNORT***

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

189

The value of something is exactly what others will pay for it. So,spend your labor making and working on shit that other people want to spend money on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 10:33 PM (rCwaK)

190 This Is Not McGovern's America: Crazy Bernie Can Win It All

Meh. Bernie and the other Democratic candidates share the same goals - they merely disagree on tactics.

But, given how well Bernie is doing, the Operation Chaos move now is to support a non-Bernie candidate. I'd suggest Bloomberg - what we want is for Bernie to go to the convention with a plurality of the delegates, but not a majority, and then be screwed out of the nomination, since that will destroy the Democratic Party. Bloomberg is in the race to the end, and the Bernie Bros and Bernie hate Bloomberg with the heat of a thousand suns.

Disclaimer: I am the only Bloomberg supporter in the United States not being paid by the Bloomberg campaign.

I am available for bribes, however.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 28, 2020 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

191
Typing and writing has tired me out, so I just want to thank those who have reached to me, Bluebell, Hrothgar, AOP and VIA among others. You are a great bunch of people
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (FTlwv)


Jinx--I just sent up a prayer for you, for healing and comfort.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

192 That was just a restatement of Marx' "Labor Theory of Value". Which is utter bullshit. Proof: I go to your house, and spend 8 hours digging a six-foot hole in your lawn. Then I demand $200 from you, because my labor is worth $25 per hour.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:31 PM (75Lt2)

Men who just dug their own grave are in no position to demand.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2020 10:34 PM (z79tQ)

193 The only pro-Communist question I agreed with was the one about the inherent exploitive relationship between employee and employer. It's human nature. There's always going to be bad blood there, just like landlord/renter. They co-operate only as long as they see a benefit to THEMSELVES
Posted by: JoeF. at February



That is in everything.

For instance, I dated a girl that did not have sex with me every time I wanted to have sex.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 10:34 PM (HALdu)

194 151 - I don't take checks.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 28, 2020 10:34 PM (87Qbm)

195 Not sure how I got a 4%, on the test, but most of the questions pissed me off.
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (ml81D)


Unless there's an option for the answer to be "go fuck yourself," I'm not taking the test.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:34 PM (Zz0t1)

196 I got a 0 on the communist test which is a perfect score.
I never knew there were so many communist here on the blog...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 28, 2020 10:34 PM (UUBmN)

197 Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 10:31 PM (pPNCa)

Not enough pot brownies

But too much paste

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

198 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (FTlwv)

Hang, tough. You'll beat this.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 10:35 PM (x8Wzq)

199 he would appoint the first African-American woman to the Senate

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Carol Moseley Braun! at February 28, 2020 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

200 ...A lot of the times, there could be several different possible answers depending on how you looked at it. This made me unpopular with some teachers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:31 PM (KZzsI)


All Morons and Ettes have that ability.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 28, 2020 10:35 PM (aS1PU)

201 oh, that question was like Do you think the value (price) of a product should be based on the amount of labor that went into it.



Basically implies everything should be priced on same per hour rate, rather than on what the market dictates.

So I spend 20 hours knitting a scarf, my scarf should be worth the
same as a program a code monkey spent 10 hours on. Regardless of how
well made scarf or program is, and whether anyone wants to buy item.

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:25 PM (G546f)


yeah, thats the one I screwed up. I wasn't sure what they meant. I was looking at it as the commies/freeshit army don't care how hard it is to produce, they want it free. If they worded it like "should a mechanic's repair bill from the untrained millennial bernie bro who pisses in your gas tank be equal to a bill from a highly trained dude with 40 years in the field" I would have gotten it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:35 PM (9Om/r)

202 We used to gouge one of the stoners during senior year german class in high school. He'd smoke his pot at lunch and develop the munchies. We'd obliged his hunger by charging him outrageous prices for small bags of Doritos.

Paid for our beer money he did. Back then the drinking age was 18 and enforcement was a bit lax.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 28, 2020 10:36 PM (98S4t)

203 Yay ONT! Evening all: CC n coke
Posted by: Zeera at February


sniffing or smoking?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu)

204 That brownie guy is a genius, very smart move. You'd have a hard time convincing those knuckleheads they weren't getting stoned off the brownies, too. These are the kind of people who smoked a banana peel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:36 PM (KZzsI)

205 8%. i'm hardcore.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

So you're a Venezuelan socialist?

Posted by: Sock Monkey. ..bringing up the rear at February 28, 2020 10:36 PM (pjFo2)

206 { Ladyl }

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:36 PM (Zz0t1)

207 190 But, given how well Bernie is doing, the Operation Chaos move now is to support a non-Bernie candidate. I'd suggest Bloomberg - what we want is for Bernie to go to the convention with a plurality of the delegates, but not a majority, and then be screwed out of the nomination, since that will destroy the Democratic Party. Bloomberg is in the race to the end, and the Bernie Bros and Bernie hate Bloomberg with the heat of a thousand suns.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 28, 2020 10:33 PM (I2/tG)


Funny, I had a relative ask me who I hoped would win the nomination, and I had to think about it. Finally, I came up with exactly that, that Bernie almost wins it but gets screwed out of it by the DNC. The thought of all those pissed off Bernie Bros staying home on election day, or having pointless and ineffective tantrums is just irresistible.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:36 PM (dOV9E)

208 Thanks for the ONT, WeirdDave!

Thank God it's Friday!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2020 10:37 PM (WFcrO)

209 Marxism / Communism is about power, while Free enterprise / capitalism is about liberty.

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (G546f)

210 That brownie guy is a genius, very smart move. You'd have a hard time convincing those knuckleheads they weren't getting stoned off the brownies, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


And if one of them is still sober enough to call you on it, just claim you were only there to help out the ones with "the munchies", man.

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (P1f+c)

211 I would go for a spoiler like Elizabeth Warren myself. She's got just enough to technically hang on, but not enough to be a real threat

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (KZzsI)

212 CC n coke
Posted by: Zeera at February


This mean cocaine and coke, right?

Kickin it OLD school?

I mean, original Coke was made with actual coke.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (Zz0t1)

213 Genghis *Khan. or maybe Khagan.

Kahn is the guy who sells corned beef on bagels without cheese.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (ykYG2)

214 Typing and writing has tired me out, so I just want to thank those who have reached to me, Bluebell, Hrothgar, AOP and VIA among others. You are a great bunch of people
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (FTlwv)

Glad to hear you are still with us, Jinx! Are you anywhere in desert southwest? There is a thing in the PHX area called "Valley Fever", and I am not so sure that it isn't what I have. It's a fungal infection of the lungs, brought on by inhaling dust from the soil. Do a Web search on it. It is a real disease, with a real organism responsible. Pets can get it, too.

Meantime, see if you can get an oxygen bottle, or home oxygen concentrator. That might make life more comfortable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (75Lt2)

215 WTF, Does everybody here know about this marxist labor theory of value but me? I never heard of it. Well, I never knew the name for it I should say.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (9Om/r)

216
I'm voting for Bernie tomorrow. Biden is surging, and that might give him momentum for Super Tuesday.

Maximum chaos would be to have a winner tomorrow tainted by cross-over shenanigans. Imagine if Bernie won, but it was due to cross over Republicans. That would sow all sorts of discord.

And AllahPussy said it would be immoral to vote for Bernie, so I'm all in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (rCwaK)

217 I got 4%. I think I misunderstood the last question, something about class and homogeneous. I winged that one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Well, duh. "Homogenious" is a super intelligent gay person.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

218 The first coronavirus case in Oregon was announced today (suburban Portland), and there is already panic buying in stores.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 28, 2020 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

219 {{{Sponge}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

220 Me working 2 hours on a book and you working 1 hour on a sammich doesn't make my work twice as valuable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:30 PM (KZzsI)


Depends on what's in the sammich.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 10:40 PM (Y8PSl)

221 They co-operate only as long as they see a benefit to THEMSELVES

Like teenagers who see their parents as ambulatory ATMs.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 10:40 PM (pPNCa)

222 Typing and writing has tired me out, so I just want to thank those who have reached to me, Bluebell, Hrothgar, AOP and VIA among others. You are a great bunch of people
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (FTlwv)


We're all pullin for ya. Keep pressing. You'll be back to full strength before ya know it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:40 PM (Zz0t1)

223 WTF, Does everybody here know about this marxist labor theory of value but me? I never heard of it. Well, I never knew the name for it I should say.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (9Om/r)
---------

There, there. We will have a refresher course at the NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:40 PM (/669Q)

224 216 Biden is surging
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (rCwaK)


That must not happen much these days.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:40 PM (dOV9E)

225 Mostly,

We are here to cleanse ourselves of the toxins we have to absorb for waking up every day ....and going to work.

(Secretly...we all dream of NOT having to go to work every day...unless of course...that's what your in to.)

I've been working since if was 15.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 10:41 PM (kFkpX)

226
And AllahPussy said it would be immoral to vote for Bernie, so I'm all in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (rCwaK)


That's WAY too flattering a nickname for that panzy fag.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Zz0t1)

227 I think it's very foolish to depend on dividing the Dems or anything like that. Whatever their differences, there is one thing the Dems all agree on with fanatical, laser-like intensity: hating Trump. Bernie Bros will crawl over broken glass to vote for Bloomberg if it means defeating the Bad Orange Man. Establishment Dems will cheerfully vote for a socialist who wants to send them to gulags if it means defeating Trump.

We should be assuring them that it's in the bag, they can stroll to victory, and there's no need to turn out on election day.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 10:41 PM (y1kOS)

228 Typing and writing has tired me out, so I just want to thank those who have reached to me, Bluebell, Hrothgar, AOP and VIA among others. You are a great bunch of people
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (FTlwv)
* * * *

That is good news indeed, Jinx the Cat! Keep healing and we will keep praying for your return to health. The Horde is indeed good people.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2020 10:41 PM (WFcrO)

229 Most of the coronavirus cases are in blue states.

Weird.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2020 10:41 PM (o1fzk)

230 {{{Sponge}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)


DANG!!!!

I gotta up my hug game.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Zz0t1)

231 I would go for a spoiler like Elizabeth Warren myself. She's got just enough to technically hang on, but not enough to be a real threat

Warren is running to be Bernie's Vice President - she refuses to say a bad thing about Bernie.

Bloomberg is going after Bernie's heart condition, and Bernie's refusal to release medical records showing how well his heart is functioning. No other Democratic candidate will do that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 28, 2020 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

232 230 {{{Sponge}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

DANG!!!!

I gotta up my hug game.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Zz0t1)


You always make me laugh.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

233 The first coronavirus case in Oregon was announced today (suburban Portland), and there is already panic buying in stores.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

If its true that it causes lesions on men's testicles, then I know where I'm wearing that mask !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:42 PM (arJlL)

234 I never take online quizzes. Silicon Valley is already eerily accurate with their targeted ads to me. Young me probably would have scored foolishly high on that quiz but I got better.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2020 10:29 PM (eASYU)

I spent more clicks closing damned ads than I did answering the quiz. Fuck google!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:42 PM (75Lt2)

235 Well, duh. "Homogenious" is a super intelligent gay person.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:42 PM (G546f)

236 227 We should be assuring them that it's in the bag, they can stroll to victory, and there's no need to turn out on election day.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 10:41 PM (y1kOS)


On it.

Posted by: Every Pollster Except Rasmussen at February 28, 2020 10:43 PM (dOV9E)

237 I already did my panic buying. Couldn't find face masks for love or money.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 10:43 PM (y1kOS)

238 If its true that it causes lesions on men's testicles, then I know where I'm wearing that mask !
Posted by: JT

will you wear the mask on your balls?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:43 PM (G546f)

239 You always make me laugh.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)


I'm glad. THAT makes me smile.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:43 PM (Zz0t1)

240 I think if Bernie gets jobbed out of the nomination when he has a clear path to victory in the primaries would result in quite a few of his supporters staying home but I suspect many would anyway. I think they aren't the most responsible, dedicated, sane, and civic minded people.

What I know will NOT happen is some kind of riot. They talk big and call for violence but they're packed with soy. These people have to hire out their mob from street people and insane asylums to build antifa. They'll cry and whine and scream at the sky and pee themselves, but there's not going to be violence in the streets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:43 PM (KZzsI)

241 Well, duh. "Homogenious" is a super intelligent gay person.

Posted by: nerdygirl


Crud, all this time I thought it was the scientific name for a homosexual.

"Homogeneous": "has the homo gene."

Similar with "Heterogeneous" and the rest of us.

Then I looked up "heterogeneous" on the bingle, and it said "diverse in character or content."

So I had it backwards. That's really embarrassing.

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:44 PM (P1f+c)

242 The first coronavirus case in Oregon was announced today (suburban Portland), and there is already panic buying in stores.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Because they know they live in a shithole that viruses will spread like WILDFIRE.

https://youtu.be/gl4Y4FWWkn0?t=20

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:44 PM (Zz0t1)

243 229

Chi com business relations....(They ARE still trying to take over our country after all.)

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 10:45 PM (kFkpX)

244 187 So I spend 20 hours knitting a scarf, my scarf should be worth the same as a program a code monkey spent 20 hours on. Regardless of how well made scarf or program is, and whether anyone wants to buy item.
Posted by: vmom 2020 v22


Also, if you put down your knitting needles and pick up a pair of thumbtacks, and take 6000 hours to make the next scarf, that one's worth 300 times more than the first!
Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:32 PM (P1f+c)

--------------------------------------

Hell, by this logic, the person who takes the longest to complete a job provides the most value.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2020 10:45 PM (CAJOC)

245 Bernie Bros will crawl over broken glass to vote for Bloomberg if it means defeating the Bad Orange Man.

12% of Bernie supporters voted for Trump last time, because they were so pissed off over how Bernie had been treated by the DNC.

If Bernie has a plurality of delegates, and doesn't get the nomination, it's 1968 all over again. You are already seeing Bernie supporters calling for a million people to descend on Milwaukee, to intimidate the Democratic delegates.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 28, 2020 10:45 PM (I2/tG)

246 If its true that it causes lesions on men's testicles, then I know where I'm wearing that mask !
Posted by: JT

will you wear the mask on your balls?
Posted by: vmom 2020

YEP !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:45 PM (arJlL)

247 I already did my panic buying. Couldn't find face masks for love or money.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 10:43 PM (y1kOS)


Did you try the Halloween store ???

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at February 28, 2020 10:45 PM (LPnfS)

248 Jinx, prayers for you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 10:45 PM (a4EWo)

249 I'm a sweats & hoodie guy
Unless I have to dress up
Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

You say that like it's a bad thing....

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2020 10:46 PM (WFcrO)

250 They'll cry and whine and scream at the sky and pee themselves, but there's not going to be violence in the streets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:43 PM (KZzsI)

Summabeach! I just bought a roll-down security door for my shop.
Youze guys gotta make up your minds!

Posted by: Downtown Milwaukee shopkeeper at February 28, 2020 10:46 PM (z79tQ)

251 Yes bosses can suck. The thing is under communism the boss has you shot rather then has you fired.

Posted by: Big V at February 28, 2020 10:46 PM (XEC2p)

252 I already did my panic buying. Couldn't find face masks for love or money.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 10:43 PM (y1kOS)


I have one of those Jason old timey hockey masks.

That work?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:46 PM (Zz0t1)

253 He still crazy after all these years.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


He gets angry way too easily in the debates. That is not a good look. I don't think he could handle a debate with Trump. Lefties talk about Trump being out of control, but he is very calm and controlled during debates and questioning by the press.

Bernie turns red and looks angry.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

254 Hell, by this logic, the person who takes the longest to complete a job provides the most value.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Notice what Congress gets paid?

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:47 PM (P1f+c)

255
YEP !
Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:45 PM (arJlL)


I'm, um, not really trying to be forward or anything, but I'd like to see a picture of that.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

256 but there's not going to be violence in the streets.

Bets?

Posted by: Antifa! at February 28, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

257 Summabeach! I just bought a roll-down security door for my shop.

Hey, you took Harold Ramis' English as a Second Language cours!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:47 PM (KZzsI)

258 I have one of those Jason old timey hockey masks.

That work?

Posted by: Sponge


Holes are too big.

Stick with the traditional colander.

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:47 PM (P1f+c)

259 I read today there are 12 people quarantined for WuFlu in Clark County WA. They released one that tested negative.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 28, 2020 10:47 PM (Lqy/e)

260 WTF, Does everybody here know about this marxist labor theory of value but me? I never heard of it. Well, I never knew the name for it I should say.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (9Om/r)

I think Weird Dave did a thread on it, not too long ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:48 PM (75Lt2)

261 I hope Coronavirus doesn't get loose in my town. I have a nice Wookie mask, but it gets really hot in there after a while.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:48 PM (dOV9E)

262 I think if Bernie gets jobbed out of the nomination when he has a clear path to victory in the primaries would result in quite a few of his supporters staying home but I suspect many would anyway. I think they aren't the most responsible, dedicated, sane, and civic minded people.

What I know will NOT happen is some kind of riot. They talk big and call for violence but they're packed with soy. These people have to hire out their mob from street people and insane asylums to build antifa. They'll cry and whine and scream at the sky and pee themselves, but there's not going to be violence in the streets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:43 PM (KZzsI)


I actually disagree.

Numbers will be down on the dem side because there will be several thousand across the states in jail. If Bernie gets the shaft again, those psycho fucks will go INSANE.

Lib shitholes will BERN baby burn.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:48 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Summabeach! I just bought a roll-down security door for my shop.
Youze guys gotta make up your minds!
Posted by: Downtown Milwaukee shopkeeper

That's offensive and illegal

Posted by: Philly libtards that banned bullet proof windows in shops at February 28, 2020 10:48 PM (G546f)

264 One person in Oregon is "presumptive" for Wuhan Flu. Its quite the pandemic, a handfull of people in the nation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:49 PM (KZzsI)

265
Holes are too big.

Stick with the traditional colander.
Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:47 PM (P1f+c)


But where will I strain my pasta?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:49 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Time will tell how the Bernie Bros behave, but I expected them to go full 68 last year and they just whined a lot behind a chainlink fence. The days are passed when people believed that anything was worth actually fighting over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 10:50 PM (KZzsI)

267 Lots of Asians wore masks when out in public even before COVID-19.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at February 28, 2020 10:50 PM (U2esv)

268 MisHum, you been following the news about the shooting in your state at Molson Coors?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

269 I think it's very foolish to depend on dividing the Dems or anything like that. Whatever their differences, there is one thing the Dems all agree on with fanatical, laser-like intensity: hating Trump. Bernie Bros will crawl over broken glass to vote for Bloomberg if it means defeating the Bad Orange Man. Establishment Dems will cheerfully vote for a socialist who wants to send them to gulags if it means defeating Trump.

We should be assuring them that it's in the bag, they can stroll to victory, and there's no need to turn out on election day.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 10:41 PM (y1kOS)


I have to disagree. I don't want a winner on the first round of voting. I want the superdelegates to pick the winner -- again. Not that we can't call them this now, but then it would really be The Undemocratic Party. The corruption would be so blatant that even the mythical undecideds would see the farce that is The Jackass Party.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 10:50 PM (Y8PSl)

270 notsothoreau
It was willowed from the last thread. You have someone bringing a cockatoo and a Macaw to your husbands memorial?
Did I read that right? And, you're allergic?
I'd have been murderous if that had happened at my late partners' memorial. Her daughter was bad enough. She brought her long time, useless boyfriend.
Fortunately, friends kept me sane and busy.
My sincere condolences toyou.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 28, 2020 10:51 PM (8NCI0)

271 Quick! Send some Koreans to Milwaukee for the convention!

Posted by: Otto Zilch at February 28, 2020 10:51 PM (U2esv)

272 off sock

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (G546f)

273 I'm, um, not really trying to be forward or anything, but I'd like to see a picture of that.
Posted by: Ladyl

You know what else ?

Speaking of sweatpants, I have a pair with an elastic waist and I tied a knot in the string, and when I washed them the elastic stretched and the knot is stuck and whenever I stood up, they fell down !

If I can't get the knot undone, I'm throwing them away !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (arJlL)

274 216 Biden is surging

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (rCwaK)



That must not happen much these days.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:40 PM (dOV9E)


I've been retaining a lot of water.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (2N7oZ)

275 Hell, by this logic, the person who takes the longest to complete a job provides the most value.

True, comrade! Quality of Soviet toilet paper is worth to stand in line!

Posted by: Nit pickskyi at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (whOIk)

276
That's offensive and illegal
Posted by: Philly libtards that banned bullet proof windows in shops at February 28, 2020 10:48 PM (G546f)

That's your town.




in my town it's just racist

Posted by: Downtown Milwaukee shopkeeper at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (z79tQ)

277 265
Holes are too big.

Stick with the traditional colander.
Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 10:47 PM (P1f+c)


But where will I strain my pasta?
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:49 PM (Zz0t1)

-----------------------------

Just stick your hand in the pot, and pull the pasta out. Just be sure to use your non-dominant hand.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (CAJOC)

278 There, there. We will have a refresher course at the NoVaMoMe.



Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2020 10:40 PM (/669Q)

It wouldn't matter. I have my own names and descriptions for things/concepts, if you haven't noticed by now, lol. Example-
World's version- Marx' "Labor Theory of Value"

My version- Fucked up bullshit worker's paradise theory from that Bolshevik shitstain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (9Om/r)

279 273 Speaking of sweatpants, I have a pair with an elastic waist and I tied a knot in the string, and when I washed them the elastic stretched and the knot is stuck and whenever I stood up, they fell down !

If I can't get the knot undone, I'm throwing them away !
Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (arJlL)


This is why the marlinspike was invented.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2020 10:53 PM (dOV9E)

280 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

Not much
Why?

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

281 My hypothesis on the Bernie Bros calling for violence on the Project Veritas videos: Betsy, the one female Bernie supporter, was in earshot so the guys were trying to act tough to impress her. She pretended to be impressed because she felt she had to, but she was really thinking "God I hate these homos. I need to find a guy with a MAGA hat and an F-350 before my ovaries dry up."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 10:54 PM (SfYbS)

282 MisHum, you been following the news about the shooting in your state at Molson Coors?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

Sad story. Shooter was a black guy, electrician at the plant for many years, highly regarded by everybody, but he evidently slipped into some sort of paranoia. Wouldn't be surprised to learn that a brain tumor is found upon autopsy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:54 PM (75Lt2)

283 MisHum, just wondering is all.

Also I have work to do tomorrow morning. Think I'll follow your example and try getting me some coffee/caffeine before starting...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

284 {{{{Horde}}}}

I think I misunderstood a question........got 11%

Cleaning guns tomorrow (especially my new toy) and going to the range on Sunday

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2020 10:54 PM (/UQ/R)

285 He was thinking about the macaw being my husband's bird and he's gotten used to taking them with him. We'll be outside. I should be okay. People just forget.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 28, 2020 10:54 PM (Lqy/e)

286 Speaking of sweatpants, I have a pair with an elastic waist and I tied a knot in the string, and when I washed them the elastic stretched and the knot is stuck and whenever I stood up, they fell down !

If I can't get the knot undone, I'm throwing them away !
Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (arJlL)

This is why the marlinspike was invented.
Posted by: Splunge

Noooooooo, that's why fire was invented !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:55 PM (arJlL)

287 Just stick your hand in the pot, and pull the pasta out. Just be sure to use your non-dominant hand.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (CAJOC)


But it'll be all wet and slippery.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:55 PM (Zz0t1)

288 he would appoint the first African-American woman to the Senate

Not an African-American gay trans woman Muslim?
HATER!

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

289 MisHum, you been following the news about the shooting in your state at Molson Coors?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)


When did it change from Miller Coors?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:55 PM (Zz0t1)

290 > Holes are too big.

That's what she said.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (lbYzk)

291 WTF, Does everybody here know about this marxist labor theory of value but me? I never heard of it. Well, I never knew the name for it I should say.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
-------

Saw a guy motoring along on a Harley today, in traffic...in the snow. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (xSo9G)

292 Asians wear makes that are designed to filter smog. Dunno if they protect against virus.

I have insulation installers makes that have filters and eye shields add my body armor and a motor cycle half helmet and I am ready for the zombie out break.

(Assuming I can raise that canoe I sunk last year).

Posted by: Big V at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (XEC2p)

293 286 Speaking of sweatpants, I have a pair with an elastic waist and I tied a knot in the string, and when I washed them the elastic stretched and the knot is stuck and whenever I stood up, they fell down !

If I can't get the knot undone, I'm throwing them away !
Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (arJlL)

This is why the marlinspike was invented.
Posted by: Splunge

Noooooooo, that's why fire was invented !
Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:55 PM (arJlL)

-------------------------------

Obligatory - slap some hot iron to it...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (CAJOC)

294 WTF, Does everybody here know about this marxist labor theory of value but me? I never heard of it. Well, I never knew the name for it I should say.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (9Om/r)


Robert Heinlein had a counter example: a badly made apple pie is worth less than the fresh apples that went into it ...

Don't remember which book it was in.

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (LPnfS)

295 Notsothoreau
You are much more understanding and forgiving than I could be.
I had to get a cyst removed from the back of my neck after being bitten by a cockatoo.
I'm not a fan.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (8NCI0)

296 When did it change from Miller Coors?
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:55 PM (Zz0t1)

After Molson bought them. Ten years ago, maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (75Lt2)

297 > Biden is surging

Those new prostate medications work pretty well, I guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 10:57 PM (lbYzk)

298 She pretended to be impressed because she felt she had to, but she was really thinking "God I hate these homos. I need to find a guy with a MAGA hat and an F-350 before my ovaries dry up."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 10:54 PM (SfYbS)


As the F-350 goes tearing away from the hag with 14 piercings in each ear, a nose ring and 134 tattoos in fear.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:57 PM (Zz0t1)

299 He was thinking about the macaw being my husband's bird and he's gotten used to taking them with him. We'll be outside. I should be okay. People just forget.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Oh.

Ok.

I was thinking you should get da Nurse to stand on a grassy knoll and shoot the guldanged birds !

Nevermind .

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 10:58 PM (arJlL)

300 287 Just stick your hand in the pot, and pull the pasta out. Just be sure to use your non-dominant hand.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2020 10:52 PM (CAJOC)


But it'll be all wet and slippery.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:55 PM (Zz0t1)

-----------------------------

Just don't get any ideas. The consequences will be... severe...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2020 10:58 PM (CAJOC)

301 After Molson bought them. Ten years ago, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (75Lt2)



Huh....guess I missed that.

They buy Miller too or just the Coors portion?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:58 PM (Zz0t1)

302 Sponge, don't know but apparently it did. :-)

Also, good news: our side now has its own Greta.

https://thepatriothill.com/politics/2020/02/27/german-teen-naomi-
seibt-anti-greta-takes-stage-at-cpac/#disqus_thread

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

303 Took a flying June Bug to the chest on a Yamaha 750cc going 50 out on Pearblossom Highway....kept my rig up...thought I'd been shot...til I saw my Tee shirt....scared the life out of me...
Posted by: Nightwatch


Blue Jay to the left hand. I boo hooed like a little girl.

My 82 year old dad on his 123ci police special called me a pussy.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 28, 2020 10:58 PM (VcFUs)

304 miller/coors, molson/coors, call it whatever. still bilge piss.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

305 Sad story. Shooter was a black guy, electrician at the plant for many years, highly regarded by everybody, but he evidently slipped into some sort of paranoia. Wouldn't be surprised to learn that a brain tumor is found upon autopsy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:54 PM (75Lt2)


I'd like to see the pharmacology blood panel results, legal and illegal.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 10:59 PM (Y8PSl)

306 Saw a guy motoring along on a Harley today, in traffic...in the snow. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (xSo9G)

Now, there would a photo to stage: a Harley with a snow auger welded onto the front forks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:59 PM (75Lt2)

307 > Don't remember which book it was in.

Starship Troopers, for sure.

Something like:

Average cook takes apples, makes apple pie, which is worth more than the apples were.

Expert pastry chef takes apples, makes apple pie, which is worth WAY more than the apples.

Shite cook takes apples, make inedible mess, which is worth less than the apples.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 10:59 PM (lbYzk)

308 Huh.....

On October 11, 2016, SABMiller sold its stake in MillerCoors for around US$12 billion after the company was acquired by Anheuser-Busch InBev, making Molson Coors the 100 percent owner of MillerCoors.[7] In effect, MillerCoors became the "U.S. business unit of Molson Coors."[8] In Canada, Molson Coors regained the right (from SABMiller) to make and market Miller Genuine Draft and Miller Lite.[4]

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:59 PM (Zz0t1)

309 295 Notsothoreau
You are much more understanding and forgiving than I could be.
I had to get a cyst removed from the back of my neck after being bitten by a cockatoo.
I'm not a fan.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (8NCI0)

-----------------------------------

A cockatoo bit my sister once...

Posted by: Credits guy about to get sacked at February 28, 2020 11:00 PM (CAJOC)

310 211 I would go for a spoiler like Elizabeth Warren myself. She's got just enough to technically hang on, but not enough to be a real threat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I couldn't put my finger on why I dislike Warren so much. Then I saw a youtube of Greg Gutfeldt/The Five talking about the last debate.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

311 My version- Fucked up bullshit worker's paradise theory from that Bolshevik shitstain.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Disagree ---------------|---------------[|] Agree

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 11:00 PM (xSo9G)

312 I couldn't put my finger on why I dislike Warren so much. Then I saw a youtube of Greg Gutfeldt/The Five talking about the last debate.
Posted by: nerdygirl

and?
did you figure out why?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 11:01 PM (G546f)

313 When did it change from Miller Coors?
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 10:55 PM (Zz0t1)

After Molson bought them. Ten years ago, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (75Lt2)

Headquarters still says MillerCoors on it.
however, in smaller lettering under it are the words
A MolsonCoors Company.

I deem you both right.

Posted by: Downtown Milwaukee shopkeeper at February 28, 2020 11:01 PM (z79tQ)

314 A cockatoo bit my sister once...
Posted by: Credits guy about to get sacked at February 28, 2020 11:00 PM (CAJOC)

(Jump to top of page)

Please.

Just no llamas.

Please.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

315 Took a flying June Bug to the chest on a Yamaha 750cc going 50 out on Pearblossom Highway....kept my rig up...thought I'd been shot...til I saw my Tee shirt....scared the life out of me...

I have actually thought about that exact scenario, seeing people riding. I live in Oregon, we don't have any of those big silly buggers around but I used to see my grandma once every few years in Missouri about when they hatched and I can just imagine how hard that would hit at highway speeds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 11:01 PM (KZzsI)

316 A cockatoo bit my sister once...

LOL !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 11:01 PM (arJlL)

317
Now, there would a photo to stage: a Harley with a snow auger welded onto the front forks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----

I kind assumed that you already have one.

Still croupy, I suppose?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 11:01 PM (CDGwz)

318 and you need not jump to the top of the page.

Unless you wanna.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)

319 Fernando Lamas bit Thomas Meagher From Beyond?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 11:02 PM (KZzsI)

320 Headquarters still says MillerCoors on it.
however, in smaller lettering under it are the words
A MolsonCoors Company.

I deem you both right.
Posted by: Downtown Milwaukee shopkeeper at February 28, 2020 11:01 PM (z79tQ)


So, I'm actually drinking a CANADIAN beer then.......

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 11:02 PM (Zz0t1)

321 WTF, Does everybody here know about this marxist
labor theory of value but me? I never heard of it. Well, I never knew
the name for it I should say.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:38 PM (9Om/r)



I think Weird Dave did a thread on it, not too long ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 10:48 PM (75Lt2)

I understand the concept pretty good. I deal with it every day. I get to work on harleys and resurrect them for the same money the asshat before me charged the dude who fucked it all up. This entire week was lesson #2561 on why mankind's intelligence peaked somewhere between the wheel and fire. One bike came in, the guy was having clutch problems. I pulled out the clutch push rod and some chucklehead made it from a 12 inch 1/4" drive extension that they cut the 1/4 drive head off and shoved it in. They didn't even have the brains the cut the square socket end off with the little ball.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:02 PM (9Om/r)

322 also I was too nice on the slacker question, giving it just one thumbs up

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 11:02 PM (G546f)

323 Sponge: tastes good, eh? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)

324 229 Most of the coronavirus cases are in blue states.

Weird.
Posted by: JoeF.


Human feces on the sidewalk is a bad thing. Who knew.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

325 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 10:59 PM (lbYzk)

Yeah, verily !!!!!

Thanks.

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at February 28, 2020 11:03 PM (LPnfS)

326
I couldn't put my finger on why I dislike Warren so much. Then I saw a youtube of Greg Gutfeldt/The Five talking about the last debate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 11:00 PM (+lVUW)


Link?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 11:03 PM (Zz0t1)

327 Da white wimmenz, where dey at?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2020 11:03 PM (XVuno)

328 Sponge: tastes good, eh? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)


It's no Molson, but I still drink it by the gallon.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 11:03 PM (Zz0t1)

329 {{{WDS}}}

Have fun at the range!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

330 {{{WDS}}}

Hope you are keeping warm! Have fun at the range with your new toy!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2020 11:04 PM (WFcrO)

331 Da white wimmenz, where dey at?

Why brother, you forgot to wash your hands after that last cross burnin'!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 11:04 PM (KZzsI)

332 Soon.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2020 at February 28, 2020 11:05 PM (XVuno)

333 I couldn't put my finger on why I dislike Warren so much. Then I saw a youtube of Greg Gutfeldt/The Five talking about the last debate.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 11:00 PM (+lVUW)


Warren has that screechy, nagging mother-in-law voice. Her fake enthusiasm is off the charts, as well.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 11:05 PM (Y8PSl)

334 It was extremely hard for my husband to give up the macaws. The cockatoo was his late wife's. When the nephew took the birds, he would Face Time with my husband to show him how they were doing. Spent about $10k building an aviary for them, then was crazy enough to get a second cockatoo. He was just thinking about bringing them back to say goodbye.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 28, 2020 11:06 PM (Lqy/e)

335
Warren has that screechy, nagging mother-in-law voice. Her fake enthusiasm is off the charts, as well.
Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 11:05 PM (Y8PSl)


I never met my mother in law, but I DO know that Lieawatha has the MOST annoying voice I've heard since Fran Dresher. At least Fran was reasonably hot to largely offset the annoyance her voice was.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 11:06 PM (Zz0t1)

336 I kind assumed that you already have one.

Still croupy, I suppose?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 11:01 PM (CDGwz)

I have some motorcycles, but no Harley. And I have a Husqvarna snow blower. Which I had out yesterday, and it was struggling mightily with the wet snow, which has the consistency of half-set cement. "A heart attack in every shovel-full."

It was melting again today, too. I am still horking up shit, but not as bad as yesterday. If I feel well enough tomorrow, I will string an extension cord, and plug in the tractor, and move some snow with the bucket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:06 PM (75Lt2)

337 I know why I dislike Warren - her voice and face - so naggy and self-righteous - makes me want to slap her

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 11:06 PM (G546f)

338 So, I'm actually drinking a CANADIAN beer then.......
Posted by: Sponge


The. Beer. Sucks.

Posted by: John Candy - Canadian Bacon at February 28, 2020 11:07 PM (VcFUs)

339 It was extremely hard for my husband to give up the macaws.

--------

I had the same problem with macanudos but it was either that or my marriage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2020 11:07 PM (XVuno)

340 Soon.

*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2020 at February 28, 2020 11:05 PM (XVuno)


Poor effort.

If there's no *shart*, there's no Hillary impression.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 11:07 PM (Zz0t1)

341 I have actually thought about that exact scenario, seeing people riding. I live in Oregon, we don't have any of those big silly buggers around but I used to see my grandma once every few years in Missouri about when they hatched and I can just imagine how hard that would hit at highway speeds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------

I once took a wasp between the side of my helmet and my head. It was interesting.

I've taken any number of stings on the inside of one thigh or another. Bug smacks into jacket (I always wear leather) , falls stunned, and undetected into the crevice between leg and tank. Sooner or later, the bug comes to and , *bang*, ow ow ow ow!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 11:07 PM (xSo9G)

342 I've noted this before, but while men didn't care for Hillary and her voice, women weren't so bothered by it. But they haaaaaate Elizabeth Warren and her voice, like its their most hated mother in law scolding them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 11:07 PM (KZzsI)

343 Just talked to Farmer... Love that dude.

If anyone else would like to talk, I'm here.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:08 PM (Ckg4U)

344 Sorry,

Can't seem to get a clean copy of the Coronavirus COVID-19 Global Cases by Johns Hopkins CSSE, but if you type this in, you get a twice daily update of active cases world wide with maps and localized infections. The lower right hand corner with Actual, Logarithmic, and Daily Cases shows when the Chi Coms had to fess up in early Feb that they had been "caught" under-reporting hence the "Cat is out of the bag" spike.

I check it daily as it seems to be consistent....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 11:08 PM (kFkpX)

345 I wonder if the Molson Coors murderer was a devoted New York Times reader, and had been following their "1619 Project" series?

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 11:08 PM (y1kOS)

346 So... I don't think Trump is going to lose, but suppose the unthinkable happens and he's not in the race (the guy is 73, after all).

I think we can take it as given that the GOPe would run in some cuck like Jeb or Paul Motherfucking Ryan or Romney or some shit, and blow the election.

Which Dem candidate would be the LEAST damaging?

I'm gonna have to hold my nose and say Bloomberg. For one, he's an authoritarian prick, but he's not a full-blown communist. For another, he's held an actual private sector job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 11:09 PM (lbYzk)

347 I pulled out the clutch push rod and some chucklehead made it from a 12 inch 1/4" drive extension that they cut the 1/4 drive head off and shoved it in. They didn't even have the brains the cut the square socket end off with the little ball.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:02 PM (9Om/r)

Heh! A piece of 1/4" drill rod would have worked better, and been cheaper, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:09 PM (75Lt2)

348 Something for the 'ettes as well as the morons: The NY Post reprinted a magazine cover from early 2002 that shows Melania Trump (she was Melania Knauss then) kissing a New York firefighter in what was meant to be a reenactment of the famous VJ-Day photo of a sailor kissing a nurse:

https://tinyurl.com/w62ajzn

The firefighter in the photo (now a battalion chief) moonlighted as a part-time male model in the early 2000s.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 11:09 PM (pPNCa)

349 Saw a guy motoring along on a Harley today, in traffic...in the snow. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 10:56 PM (xSo9G)


other than damaging the gas tank of the car in front of him that he slides under? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (9Om/r)

350 also whoever called Klobuchar "Dolores Umbridge" is spot on

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (G546f)

351 I wonder if the Molson Coors murderer was a devoted New York Times reader, and had been following their "1619 Project" series?
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 11:08 PM (y1kOS)


Other than being a Warren fan, not sure anything else has been released about him.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (Zz0t1)

352 SLAP!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

353 Granddaughter #2 is down for the count.

I was NOT reading her Marxist theory.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (Y4EXg)

354 Masturbating sock. OFF!

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (VcFUs)

355 196 I got a 0 on the communist test which is a perfect score.
I never knew there were so many communist here on the blog...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 28, 2020 10:34 PM (UUBmN)



I think there are a couple questions where if you haven't heard about the communist theories and so are just kind of applying what you think the question might be saying you wind up answering the question pro-commie. But then if you were to hear the deeper dive on that simplistic question you'd be going oh fuck no.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (Z7lwY)

356 I'm gonna have to hold my nose and say Bloomberg. For one, he's an authoritarian prick, but he's not a full-blown communist. For another, he's held an actual private sector job.

He wasn't awful as a mayor other than his totalitarian need to command everyone's life. He's probably the least terrible of the choices available right now. And he has the most real life executive experience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (KZzsI)

357 Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)

358 > Warren has that screechy, nagging mother-in-law voice.

Ex-mother-in-law, after a nasty divorce, who also happens to be a prosecuting attorney.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (lbYzk)

359 Here's the virus tracker:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/uwns6z5

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 11:11 PM (y1kOS)

360 Im 8 percent Commie.

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2020 11:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

361 If anyone else would like to talk, I'm here.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:08 PM (Ckg4U)

You can call me , if you have my Canadian phone number, Slap. But with this flu/plague I have, my voice will play out pretty quick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:12 PM (75Lt2)

362 > He's probably the least terrible of the choices available right now.

Yep, agree on every point.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 11:12 PM (lbYzk)

363 Slap--call me after lunch tomorrow if you get a chance. I'll be home by 1:00.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

364 I'm not too sure that anyone should be worried about "Corona-chan". "Pandemic" is Media-Speak for "Blame the President".

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:13 PM (Ckg4U)

365 also whoever called Klobuchar "Dolores Umbridge" is spot on
Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (G546f)

Saw that earlier. I guffawed, which is a weird word, but guffaw I did.

In a way, the worst bad character ever.

In another way, the fact that such a horrible character can be compared to meat-world people is, well, disconcerting.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)

366 Much Love {{{Ladyl}}}.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:14 PM (Ckg4U)

367 Bloomie would be hell on the 2a. No way in hell can any of them win. it would be a shitshow if any of them win. (dems or gope). It just can not happen.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2020 11:15 PM (0OmEj)

368 Perhaps polls support the idea that women dislike Warren, but I have to say I see a lot of naggy-looking middle-aged cat ladies with "Nevertheless She Persisted" stickers on their Subarus.

However, I also doubt the idea of widespread youth support for Bernie. All the Bernie supporters I've seen are older than me, and some of them are older than he is.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2020 11:15 PM (y1kOS)

369 > But then if you were to hear the deeper dive on that simplistic question

Yeah, that's how communism works.

Who could be against free stuff, right?

It's the same technique used by fishermen the world over. The fish never stops to wonder why that tasty-looking worm just happens to be hanging there in the water.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 11:15 PM (lbYzk)

370 Heh! A piece of 1/4" drill rod would have worked better, and been cheaper, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:09 PM (75Lt2)

Right? This was in a baker 6 speed trans. We're talking $3500 for one of those, and you couldn't get the right frigging pushrod? They use the stock harley rod. Its $15.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:15 PM (9Om/r)

371 Something for the 'ettes as well as the morons: The NY Post reprinted a magazine cover from early 2002 that shows Melania Trump (she was Melania Knauss then) kissing a New York firefighter in what was meant to be a reenactment of the famous VJ-Day photo of a sailor kissing a nurse:

https://tinyurl.com/w62ajzn

The firefighter in the photo (now a battalion chief) moonlighted as a part-time male model in the early 2000s.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 11:09 PM (pPNCa)
* * * *

Thanks!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2020 11:16 PM (WFcrO)

372 {{{ Slap}}}


I meant to call you this afternoon, but Jean stopped by, and then I got all caught up on Ace!

I've been praying for you and your parents., and I sure hope you're doing okay.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

373 Which Dem candidate would be the LEAST damaging?

I'm gonna have to hold my nose and say Bloomberg. For one, he's an authoritarian prick, but he's not a full-blown communist. For another, he's held an actual private sector job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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The primary is going to be a challenge. For the reasons you point out.

IF one is going to vote in the Dem primary, who to vote for? The most likely loser (Burnie), thereby taking the risk that the commie SOB might actually be elected, OR, the SOB, that if elected, will do the least damage?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 11:16 PM (CDGwz)

374 Late, as always nowadays.

*SIGH* Late to being a poet and I don't even know it.

Posted by: logprof at February 28, 2020 11:16 PM (oZuI0)

375 I think there are a couple questions where if you
haven't heard about the communist theories and so are just kind of
applying what you think the question might be saying you wind up
answering the question pro-commie. But then if you were to hear the
deeper dive on that simplistic question you'd be going oh fuck no.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (Z7lwY)


yeah that was my downfall.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:17 PM (9Om/r)

376 He wasn't awful as a mayor other than his totalitarian need to command everyone's life. He's probably the least terrible of the choices available right now. And he has the most real life executive experience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 11:10 PM (KZzsI)


Yeah, but BloomingIdiot has walked back everything he did that was successful, like stop and frisk in da 'hood.

So all his 'attaboys' have been wiped out by his 'aww shit' moment.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 11:17 PM (Y8PSl)

377 374

Evening Professor

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 11:17 PM (kFkpX)

378 yeah that was my downfall.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:17 PM (9Om/r)

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Don't get me started.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at February 28, 2020 11:18 PM (XVuno)

379 Im 8 percent Commie.
Posted by: LASue
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That only means that a bit of your youth still lingers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 11:18 PM (CDGwz)

380 also whoever called Klobuchar "Dolores Umbridge" is spot on
Posted by: vmom 2020 v22

I've always called her "The Klobutard".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 11:19 PM (SfYbS)

381 "I meant to call you this afternoon, but Jean stopped by, and then I got all caught up on Ace!
I've been praying for you and your parents., and I sure hope you're doing okay.
"
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

Don't you dare worry about that. I Get It and Life Happens. You'll always get hugs from me, regardless.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:19 PM (Ckg4U)

382 I saw that "I wanna f**k you in the adz!" commercial on late night TV in France in 2001. I thought my ears were deceiving me. I never forgot it.

Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2020 11:19 PM (Cssks)

383 Buttedgeedge is Tom Riddle (young Voldemort)

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 11:19 PM (G546f)

384 Still making up my mind about my role in operation chaos on Tuesday. Thinking about going with the equivalent of a killed virus vaccine. Will probably write-in, either protest or inflammatory. Do I go for John Delaney, or Tulsi, or Vince Foster, or Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, or a bag of diseased dicks, or LOLGF...

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 28, 2020 11:20 PM (Zjnme)

385 You know what would be great? I mean, not just great, but GREAT?

A version of FireFox that did NOT, and I repeat NOT, take it as a given that if you hit the BackSpace key twice, you do NOT want to see and reprogram the entire code of the internet.

I hate computers and their INSISTENCE of stupidity.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:20 PM (l9m7l)

386 360 Im 8 percent Commie.
Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2020 11:11 PM (Ed8Zd)


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No Red Pioneer merit badge for you, comrade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2020 11:20 PM (XVuno)

387 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

{{{{LS}}}}

The two of you are some special ettes! So glad to know both of you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2020 11:20 PM (/UQ/R)

388 Don't you dare worry about that. I Get It and Life Happens. You'll always get hugs from me, regardless.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:19 PM (Ckg4U)


I d worry about you. I can't help it.

It will be good to talk to you tomorrow.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

389 254 Hell, by this logic, the person who takes the longest to complete a job provides the most value.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Notice what Congress gets paid?
Posted by: mikeski


Heh. My dad was a skilled trade union member. There were people he worked with who would drag their job out so that they got overtime at time and a half, or even weekend overtime at double pay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 11:21 PM (+lVUW)

390 I got 1% involuntary one-way helicopter passenger. Probably for not wholeheartedly disagreeing with "the individual's best interests are indistinguishable from society's best interest" (I think there's an upper bound of misfit-ness.)

Posted by: ptschett at February 28, 2020 11:21 PM (zB+vL)

391 i wish my only downfall was fucking up an online commie test. i didn't have nobody to cheat from. fuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

392 377 374

Evening Professor
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 11:17 PM (kFkpX)

--Another sigh. Haven't been a prof in six years.

"It's been a long time": https://youtu.be/lwtNTB7JShM

Posted by: logprof at February 28, 2020 11:22 PM (oZuI0)

393 Not a lot of bumper sticker action in my AO. Couple of Bernie stickers, and in the past week several Mayor Pete stickers up where I work.

My neighborhood has no stickers, or lawn signs. But there are a whole lot of NRA, Veteran, and Gadsden stickers. Which is weird, because my 'hood has a lot of Hispanical folks. But they are free of neck and face tats, so there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 11:22 PM (x8Wzq)

394 Nite all.

I'm gonna melt my brain a bit with mindless gaming and hit the sack.

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 11:22 PM (Zz0t1)

395 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

{{{{LS}}}}

The two of you are some special ettes! So glad to know both of you!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2020 11:20 PM (/UQ/R)
* * * *

Thanks! Takes one to know one (or two)!!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2020 11:22 PM (WFcrO)

396 "I'm 8 percent Commie."
-Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2020 11:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

If that is True, then I am 40% Nazi, according to the goofy standards.

...I'm also 16% Jew.

No wonder I'm so confused.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (Ckg4U)

397 387 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

{{{{LS}}}}

The two of you are some special ettes! So glad to know both of you!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2020 11:20 PM (/UQ/R)

Same to you, dahlin!

You need to show me some of your shooting skills in Texas! I know nothing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (TdMsT)

398 Physicist Freeman Dyson has died today, at the age of 96. RIP

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (75Lt2)

399 Hello, all Morons. Hope you're having a great Friday ONT. Maybe more later, but I doubt it, so good night all, and see you on the freeway which is already in progress!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (l9m7l)

400 Corn Pop was a bad dude. A bad hobre.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (LxTcq)

401 Goodnight, Sponge!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (TdMsT)

402 Still making up my mind about my role in operation chaos on Tuesday. Thinking about going with the equivalent of a killed virus vaccine. Will probably write-in, either protest or inflammatory. Do I go for John Delaney, or Tulsi, or Vince Foster, or Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, or a bag of diseased dicks, or LOLGF...

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 28, 2020 11:20 PM (Zjnme)


Vote for a lower-tier someone who needs delegates so that the convention is brokered. Then Milwaukee will be lit, literally.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (Y8PSl)

403 Physicist Freeman Dyson has died today, at the age of 96. RIP
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (75Lt2)

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That sucks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (XVuno)

404 392


Yah but....it's about respecting the rank...(Band Of Brothers)

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 11:24 PM (kFkpX)

405
Now, earlier y'all were asking about my knee, when I had to go.

My trouble is dubbed flexion contracture, and anyone interested can read the details. Basically, because of the joint destruction, I lost range of motion (both knees), with the left being the worst. I couldn't extend the knee fully, and couldn't flex it all the way going the other way either.

If you don't use it, you lose it, and my muscles and tendons adjusted to the shorter range of motion.

Now that the bad joint is replaced, and I've got a good 'un on the left side, the goal is to overcome that flexion contracture and get my knee to fully extend (as well as fully flex the other way).

0 degree is taken as the straight knee position, and full flexion goes past 90 degrees a good ways. After the surgery, extension could only reach a minimum of 10 degrees, and that was painful. I forget what the max flexion was, but I'm doing pretty good on that, so it's not a concern.

After a little over a week of PT, we've got the extension to 6 degrees.

My hamstrings are extremely tight, and it's going to take a lot of working to get to 0. We may not get there, but they're going to try to get as close as possible.

The muscles have to be stretched as well as the tendons.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 11:24 PM (rCwaK)

406 G'Night, Sponge.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)

407 398 Physicist Freeman Dyson has died today, at the age of 96. RIP

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (75Lt2)



Is he going to be buried in the center of a giant sphere?

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 11:24 PM (Z7lwY)

408 ALL of the ETTES are so far beyond "awesome" that "awesome" is worthless and should be replaced by a term more appropriate.

"Moron-worthy-plus" maybe.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:25 PM (l9m7l)

409 hah! cdc just upgraded Italy and Iran to level 3 advisot (along with China and SK)

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 11:26 PM (G546f)

410 Slap! I'm up

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2020 11:26 PM (/UQ/R)

411 Maybe a brokered convention will settle on a O'Rourke-Buttigieg ticket.

BeatOff and ButtJizz has a nice ring to it. Maybe get Mike Judge to do some animated ads for the campaign.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 11:26 PM (lbYzk)

412 Physicist Freeman Dyson has died today, at the age of 96. RIP
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Inventor of the overpriced vacuum cleaner?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 11:26 PM (SfYbS)

413 {{{ Beckoning Chasm}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

414 Klobuchar got elected because her father was a beloved sports/local color writer in Minneapolis for decades. Kinda a Herb Coen type. She is a non-entity. PTA asshole.

Posted by: free tibet at February 28, 2020 11:27 PM (n/eZB)

415 "You can call me , if you have my Canadian phone number, Slap. But with this flu/plague I have, my voice will play out pretty quick."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:12 PM (75Lt2)

I'm not going to bug you, Brother. You rest that voice and take 'er easy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:27 PM (Ckg4U)

416 After a little over a week of PT, we've got the extension to 6 degrees.

My hamstrings are extremely tight, and it's going to take a lot of working to get to 0. We may not get there, but they're going to try to get as close as possible.

The muscles have to be stretched as well as the tendons.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 11:24 PM (rCwaK)

Could they put a little apparatus on your knee, to wear while sleeping, that would apply a little gentle pressure in the extension direction?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:28 PM (75Lt2)

417 > Is he going to be buried in the center of a giant sphere?

Well, if someone spills the ashes, I know where they can get a good vacuum to clean them up.

Okay, different Dyson, but still.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 11:28 PM (lbYzk)

418 Then I will call WDS. Later, Gators!

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:28 PM (Ckg4U)

419 ALL of the ETTES are so far beyond "awesome" that "awesome" is worthless and should be replaced by a term more appropriate.

"Moron-worthy-plus" maybe.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

---

They are magically babelicious?

Posted by: Garth Algar at February 28, 2020 11:28 PM (Y4EXg)

420 312 I couldn't put my finger on why I dislike Warren so much. Then I saw a youtube of Greg Gutfeldt/The Five talking about the last debate.
Posted by: nerdygirl

and?
did you figure out why?
Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 11:01 PM (G546f)


Yeah, they discussed her voice, her manner of speaking. She's just an annoying person to listen to. One of them said that a college instructor described her as the student in class that he disliked the most.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 11:28 PM (+lVUW)

421 I hope he got rid of that terminator hand.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 28, 2020 11:29 PM (LxTcq)

422 yah, Farmer is awesome.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2020 11:29 PM (ykYG2)

423 Think it was Dyson who called AGW the greatest scandal in the history of science.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 11:29 PM (El6T/)

424 I'm not going to bug you, Brother. You rest that voice and take 'er easy.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:27 PM (Ckg4U)

OK, we will catch up in due course. Keep on keepin' on, Slap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:29 PM (75Lt2)

425 ALL of the ETTES are so far beyond "awesome" that "awesome" is worthless and should be replaced by a term more appropriate.

"Moron-worthy-plus" maybe.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:25 PM (l9m7l)

Muchly agree. A woman who will laugh at a stupid guy joke is aces. I married one. The 'ettes are the best, especially when they double down.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 11:30 PM (x8Wzq)

426 ...I'm also 16% Jew.

No wonder I'm so confused.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (Ckg4U)

--16% is weird.

I need to consult my stepmom, who is obsessed with genealogy, to confirm, but I got crazy % of Sephardic in my genes, by way of Monterrey, Mexico.

Also explains why I have so much guilt in me.

Posted by: logprof at February 28, 2020 11:30 PM (oZuI0)

427 423 Think it was Dyson who called AGW the greatest scandal in the history of science.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 11:29 PM (El6T/)


And the greatest scam.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

428 BeatOff and ButtJizz has a nice ring to it.

Add Chasten (ButtJizz's husband) and you've got a Dem dream thruple.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 11:30 PM (pPNCa)

429 Later, Gators!
Posted by: Slapweasel

*raises glass of red*

Salute

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 11:30 PM (SfYbS)

430 I'm not going to bug you, Brother. You rest that voice and take 'er easy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:27 PM (Ckg4U)


and you probably lost my number for the 38th time. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:31 PM (9Om/r)

431 LadyL, you already know you are BEYOND OUR ABILITY TO PERCEIVE awesome. So, that's, pretty awesome. Like, I would venture to say, WAY awesome.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:31 PM (l9m7l)

432 405

Understood..got a workmate who had a heinous elbow fracture from a fall. She currently cannot flexion below 90 degrees...I have been working with her to go to PT and WORK those tendons and ligaments to increase flexion.
The process is slow....ya gotta commit...and you can get ROM back to near normal...if and only if you commit.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 11:31 PM (kFkpX)

433 Think it was Dyson who called AGW the greatest scandal in the history of science.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 11:29 PM (El6T/)


Sounds like something the late Michael Crichton would have said.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 11:31 PM (Y8PSl)

434 Chasten? Seriously?

*retch*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2020 11:31 PM (XVuno)

435 Dayum, Publius.

PT, sux.

Hang in there.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 28, 2020 11:31 PM (VcFUs)

436 'Night, Slappy.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 11:32 PM (x8Wzq)

437 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

Ladyl, please convey my good thoughts and prayers for Slap when you talk with him. I almost tried to call him the other night, but then realized I did not have a number. I hope you and he have a lovely conversation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 11:32 PM (BiNEL)

438 Liz Warren sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2020 11:32 PM (o1fzk)

439 326
I couldn't put my finger on why I dislike Warren so much. Then I saw a youtube of Greg Gutfeldt/The Five talking about the last debate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

Link?
Posted by: Sponge


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0DKSWZ_I04
The discussion about warren is toward the middle.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 11:33 PM (+lVUW)

440 Except "awesome" should be retired, even the ALL CAPS version.

"Ace-Worthy"?

Crap, I'm not only bad with words, I'm also drunk!

"Acette"?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:34 PM (l9m7l)

441 > 16% is weird.

1/8 plus 1/32 would be pretty close to that, so if a 1/4 Jew and a 1/16 Jew got together, that could do it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 11:34 PM (lbYzk)

442 431 LadyL, you already know you are BEYOND OUR ABILITY TO PERCEIVE awesome. So, that's, pretty awesome. Like, I would venture to say, WAY awesome.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:31 PM (l9m7l)


Awww, Beckoning Chasm. If only you knew how terribly ordinary I am. But thank you.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:35 PM (TdMsT)

443 Bedtime @ Bewalski hovel.


Night y'all.

Lurke ya on the 'morrow.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 28, 2020 11:35 PM (VcFUs)

444 Jinx, so good to hear from you. The Horde will keep praying, you can count on it!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at February 28, 2020 11:36 PM (u7pQw)

445 Liz Warren sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher....


Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2020 11:32 PM (o1fzk)

She sounds like the woman you wouldn't want to date, marry, live next to, work with, work for, be stuck on a desert island with, be in the same building with, or planet, or...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)

446 405 Publius
My hard won rule is do the rehab like your life depends on it, and don't stop the formal sessions until they tell you "We can't do anything more for you!"

In the long run, you will so glad you did this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 11:36 PM (BiNEL)

447 LadyL, you tear ordinary to shreds.

--I think that means something good. Actually, it does.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (l9m7l)

448 Asians wear makes that are designed to filter smog. Dunno if they protect against virus.

Well and good, but I'm in Baltimore, not Beijing. It's not that smoggy here.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (5DPaN)

449
Ladyl, please convey my good thoughts and prayers for Slap when you talk with him. I almost tried to call him the other night, but then realized I did not have a number. I hope you and he have a lovely conversation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 11:32 PM (BiNEL)


Hrothgar--I absolutely will. If you'd like his number, just send me an email!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (TdMsT)

450 i wish my only downfall was fucking up an online commie test. i didn't have nobody to cheat from. fuckers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 11:21 PM (KP5rU)
* * * *

You have a downfall?!?!?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (WFcrO)

451 446

tips glass

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (kFkpX)

452 I have a problem,

My asshole dog will come(recall) very well inside. Outside is a different story. On a long lead he will recall reluctantly off lead not at all. We find ourselves letting him drag a 25ft lead outside and he will let us grab that to get him in. If he is off lead it becomes a game to him. (like catch me if you can). what can we do?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (0OmEj)

453 445: solar system.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

454 If he is off lead it becomes a game to him. (like catch me if you can). what can we do?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (0OmEj)

Shorten both legs on one side so he only runs in circles?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:39 PM (75Lt2)

455 We find ourselves letting him drag a 25ft lead outside and he will let us grab that to get him in. If he is off lead it becomes a game to him. (like catch me if you can). what can we do?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (0OmEj)

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One word: Desert tortoise

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2020 11:39 PM (XVuno)

456 442 LadyL

Whoa there, missy: NO ONE calls my Big Sis 'ordinary.'

Shabbat shalom!

Posted by: ibguy at February 28, 2020 11:40 PM (EHVbt)

457 Zod will pay you $13.29 for a video of you polishing a dog turd for 100 hours. Some things must be seen.

Zod must then watch all 100 hours at 1x speed.

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at February 28, 2020 11:40 PM (u7pQw)

458 My asshole dog will come(recall) very well inside.
Outside is a different story. On a long lead he will recall reluctantly
off lead not at all. We find ourselves letting him drag a 25ft lead
outside and he will let us grab that to get him in. If he is off lead it
becomes a game to him. (like catch me if you can). what can we do?





Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (0OmEj)

Mine was exactly like that. If he got loose forget it. I wanted to have him bronzed and make a porch ornament out of him. I never could break him out of that. Inside no problem, because he knew if he was called it was for food, treats or to play. Outside it was like fuck you human, I got a planet to explore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:41 PM (9Om/r)

459 456 442 LadyL

Whoa there, missy: NO ONE calls my Big Sis 'ordinary.'

Shabbat shalom!
Posted by: ibguy at February 28, 2020 11:40 PM (EHVbt)


Dear Li'l Bro!

Shabbat shalom!!!

How are you?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:42 PM (TdMsT)

460 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (TdMsT)

Thank you, I will do that. I think I need me some slap counsel!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 11:42 PM (BiNEL)

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2020 11:42 PM (6rS3m)

462 "and you probably lost my number for the 38th time. lol."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:31 PM (9Om/r)

I "lost" everyone's number but a few. I erased all my emails to keep you all "protected".

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:43 PM (Ckg4U)

463 460 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (TdMsT)

Thank you, I will do that. I think I need me some slap counsel!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 11:42 PM (BiNEL)

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

464 > She sounds like the woman you wouldn't want to date, marry, live next to, work with, work for, be stuck on a desert island with, be in the same building with, or planet, or...

If your ex-mother-in-law were simultaneously the HR woman at work and the chair of your HOA.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 11:43 PM (lbYzk)

465 I tried to type something meaningful about "men" and "women" but, there are all these beers sitting her, wanting to have me escort them into the recycle bin (when they are empty).

LadyL. Jewells45, Nurse Ratchet...all you brave and lovely females who are brave enough to post here at AoSHQ. I mean, I don't have to say it, do I?

You all, all of you, know that you are incredibly beautiful, in every aspect that matters. You know that, right?

If not...you are beautiful beyond description. That's me speaking truth. Revel in that. (Us guys sure can't.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:43 PM (l9m7l)

466 Liz Warren sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher....


Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2020 11:32 PM (o1fzk)

She sounds like the woman you wouldn't want to date, marry, live next to, work with, work for, be stuck on a desert island with, be in the same building with, or planet, or...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)

"I'd like to speak to a manager."

Clerk at counter: "Um. I'll see if he is in."

"I'll wait."

funny part is, is in most cases, some poor dope married her.

*shudders*

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 11:43 PM (x8Wzq)

467 How do we convince the Chinese that powdered Commie penis cures Wuhan flu?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 28, 2020 11:44 PM (Wm5SB)

468 393 Not a lot of bumper sticker action in my AO. Couple of Bernie stickers, and in the past week several Mayor Pete stickers up where I work.

I live in a neighborhood that is diverse, but home owners, elderly people, white people, African Americans, and immigrants.
I have not seen one democrat bumper sticker or yard sign. I did see one yard with a Trump '20 sign.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 11:44 PM (+lVUW)

469 "Ace-Worthy"?

Crap, I'm not only bad with words, I'm also drunk!

"Acette"?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:34 PM (l9m7l)
* * * *

Two great terms, but I am not worthy of the Ace name ... 'ette will do nicely!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2020 11:44 PM (WFcrO)

470 I cannot let doggeh off leash outside
Not only will he frolic away, the idiot will get himself killed chasing cars

Posted by: vmom 2020 v22 at February 28, 2020 11:44 PM (G546f)

471 The crazy thing is that nobody I saw was wearing a N95 mask, there were just cloth masks, many gaping open at the sides, so I had to wonder just what was the point? "

According to the doctor on Tucker's show, the point of the mask is to keep the sick person wearing it from spraying spit around. Wearing one when you are not sick doesn't do much of anything.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 28, 2020 11:45 PM (d6Ksn)

472 450: downfalls, bombshells, all kinds of shit. no mental exams though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

473 Thank you, Beckoning Chasm.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:46 PM (TdMsT)

474 One of Marx's bullshit theories was the 'labor
theory of value.' That the man hours you put in to creating something
dictated your compensation, not whether or not anyone wanted it. I could
spend 100 hours polishing a dog turd, but I am unlikely to get two and a
half weeks pay for it, even at minimum wage.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 28, 2020 10:23 PM (Hrs6r)


That and the theory that any voluntary exchange that results in a profit in any way is in itself exploitation.
C'mon, why should I trade my stuff for any other stuff if it isn't worth my time? And why should any one trade me back if there isn't a profit in it for them too? If we both profit, are we both exploiters? Is exploitation the cost of getting stuff I want?

Also, Marx' classes are legal definitions dependent on the state, not social classes.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2020 11:46 PM (6rS3m)

475 I once took a wasp between the side of my helmet and my head. It was interesting.



I've taken any number of stings on the inside of one thigh or
another. Bug smacks into jacket (I always wear leather) , falls stunned,
and undetected into the crevice between leg and tank. Sooner or later,
the bug comes to and , *bang*, ow ow ow ow!

Once when he was riding pylon with me, my son, who was about 12 at the time, took a wasp up the sleeve of his leather jacket. I was so proud of him for not panicking and causing a crash. He screamed "There's a bee in my jacket!", and fortunately we were at a place where I could pull right over so he could whip it off.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 28, 2020 11:46 PM (LFjgB)

476 "I'm 8 percent Commie."
-Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2020 11:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

If that is True, then I am 40% Nazi, according to the goofy standards.

...I'm also 16% Jew.

No wonder I'm so confused.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (Ckg4U)


15% commie

* hangs head in shame *

Someone, please come take me out. Make it swift.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at February 28, 2020 11:46 PM (377Zs)

477 adios all, be well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 11:46 PM (KP5rU)

478 I don't know if this works with anything but borzois. Ignore the dog and direct all your attention to a spot on the ground. Act like there's something fascinating there. The dog will normally come over to investigate.

Standard training is to work with them on lead until rock solid, then increase the distance. Some folks use fishing line instead of a lead, to keep them under control.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 28, 2020 11:47 PM (Lqy/e)

479 452 I have a problem,

My asshole dog will come(recall) very well inside. Outside is a different story. On a long lead he will recall reluctantly off lead not at all. We find ourselves letting him drag a 25ft lead outside and he will let us grab that to get him in. If he is off lead it becomes a game to him. (like catch me if you can). what can we do?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2020 11:37 PM (0OmEj)

What breed of dog? Also, find his currency. Is a "shock collar" an option?

Ask in pet thread tomorrow, I'm off to bed.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 28, 2020 11:47 PM (Rz2Nc)

480 GNight, Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2020 11:48 PM (Ckg4U)

481 Zod will pay you $13.29 for a video of you polishing a dog turd for 100 hours. Some things must be seen.
Posted by: Zod at February 28, 2020 10:26 PM (XzT/D)


For a forewarning: you can make it glisten, but you can't make it gleam.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2020 11:48 PM (6rS3m)

482 459 Big Sis

Well, still on this side of the grass

Went to church tonight.




(Fish fry FTW!)

Posted by: ibguy at February 28, 2020 11:49 PM (EHVbt)

483 It's all fun and games haha.

The other day the fucking asshole got up a head of steam and pulled me down the back steps. I'm still sore. If we put him on a short leash he's great. Off leash or on a long lead he's all puppy.


He goes in public well and I use him as a mobility aid. (fitted with a harness with a hard handle I use him as a walker) He will even pick stuff up for me. Self trained service dog is all I can afford.

We need to solve the recall problems pronto.


Puppies suck to train.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2020 11:49 PM (0OmEj)

484 The Left is now blaming the coronavirus epidemic in Iran on US sanctions, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 28, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

485
I once took a wasp between the side of my helmet and my head. It was interesting.





I've taken any number of stings on the inside of one thigh or

another. Bug smacks into jacket (I always wear leather) , falls stunned,

and undetected into the crevice between leg and tank. Sooner or later,

the bug comes to and , *bang*, ow ow ow ow!
Once when he was
riding pylon with me, my son, who was about 12 at the time, took a wasp
up the sleeve of his leather jacket. I was so proud of him for not
panicking and causing a crash. He screamed "There's a bee in my
jacket!", and fortunately we were at a place where I could pull right
over so he could whip it off.


Posted by: Weirddave at February 28, 2020 11:46 PM (LFjgB)

I never had a bike with a windshield, but stories like this...man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:50 PM (9Om/r)

486

(Fish fry FTW!)
Posted by: ibguy at February 28, 2020 11:49 PM (EHVbt)


Church!!!

Have you converted???

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:50 PM (TdMsT)

487 I cannot let doggeh off leash outside
Not only will he frolic away, the idiot will get himself killed chasing cars
Posted by: vmom 2020 v22
---------

Ohhhhh, Look! There are people over there. I'm going to run over and see if they want to tell me how cute I am! See 'ya later.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at February 28, 2020 11:52 PM (xSo9G)

488 I never had a bike with a windshield, but stories like this...man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:50 PM (9Om/r)

What's the last thing to go through a bee's mind, as he smashes into your windshield?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:52 PM (75Lt2)

489 Update.....have a drink....

Total Confirmed.....World wide
85,181 have COVID-19 as of now
2,920 have died.

In the U.S....no one has died BUT!!!

22 million caught the FLU...

12,000 have died as a result..

UHM...perspective.....jus sayin....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 11:53 PM (kFkpX)

490 452 I have a problem,

My asshole dog will come(recall) very well inside. Outside is a different story. On a long lead he will recall reluctantly off lead not at all. We find ourselves letting him drag a 25ft lead outside and he will let us grab that to get him in. If he is off lead it becomes a game to him. (like catch me if you can). what can we do?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable


THat's a perfect description of my beagle. I got her from a rescue and she had been with a foster person who was experienced with dogs. They would only adopt her out to someone who had a fenced in yard, which I have. I think they pretty much accepted that she could not be trusted off leash, and they were experienced dog people.
If I need to get her back in quickly form the fenced in yard I let her out with the leash on, so that I can catch her.

I've just accepted it, as the rescue people did. Inside the house she follows me all over, to the point where I almost trip over her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2020 11:53 PM (+lVUW)

491 Good night, all. Love each and every one of you (and stop inching away, you, yes, love you too).
For the record, ALL ETTES are beautiful, even if I have no idea what gender your screen names indicate. And all the dudes are handsome. (Personally not into that, but I am reluctant to judge.)

Who knows what next Saturday will bring. Well, it'll be--

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 11:53 PM (l9m7l)

492 486 Big Sis

Naw, just love me some fried fish and a fun community.

This is an older parish, in fact my MIL went to elementary school there. Some dear friends are members, and we always attend to hemp support the church and school (and score yummy fried food).

VERY interesting experience tonight, I'll try to write it up, because it was hella cool.

Posted by: ibguy at February 28, 2020 11:54 PM (EHVbt)

493 what's the last thing to go through a bee's mind, as he smashes into your windshield?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:52 PM (75Lt2)

His ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 11:54 PM (9Om/r)

494 Great Pyrenees. We needed a big dog. (they are bred to take care of sheep and goats). Great dogs headstrong though. And the grooming!!!! My god.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2020 11:55 PM (0OmEj)

495 I'll drink Twicely to that...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 11:55 PM (kFkpX)

496 This is a pretty amazing dog training video:

https://youtu.be/-Jpg4lPUEqY

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 28, 2020 11:55 PM (Lqy/e)

497
I never had a bike with a windshield, but stories like this...man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
-------

What I recall making me nervous, was motoring down two lane roads in Illinois, with 6 foot high cornfields on both sides, and seeing ahead of me, birds darting out of the corn on one side crossing to the other.

I've never been birded, but taking one at speed, especially in the face, would be bad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at February 28, 2020 11:55 PM (xSo9G)

498 Naw, just love me some fried fish and a fun community.

This is an older parish, in fact my MIL went to elementary school there. Some dear friends are members, and we always attend to hemp support the church and school (and score yummy fried food).

VERY interesting experience tonight, I'll try to write it up, because it was hella cool.
Posted by: ibguy at February 28, 2020 11:54 PM (EHVbt)


A friend and I usually make the rounds for the Friday fish fries. But I don't eat wheat so it's kinda difficult!

I'm glad you had a cool experience!

Miss you.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:56 PM (TdMsT)

499 Oops. /Dog

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 11:56 PM (xSo9G)

500 Goodnight, beck chas!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 28, 2020 11:56 PM (Lqy/e)

501 video of you polishing a dog turd for 100 hours.

sounds like the humanities classes I had to take my freshman year

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2020 11:57 PM (ykYG2)

502 So we arrived earlier than usual, had a great spot at one of the tables. Nice lady comes over, asks if she can sit with us, shells by herself this evening b/c hubby not well.

We make small talk, and then the MC of the event gets on the PA and asks for Brian G to come to the main hall. I say "hey, I have a client named Brian G," and nice lady says "that's my son."

Jaw drops.

Turns out, same guy.

Hunh.

Mrs Ibguy always says there are no coincidences....

Posted by: ibguy at February 28, 2020 11:57 PM (EHVbt)

503 O% Commie rat here.

Pats self on back.

I was a little wobbly on a couple though...

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2020 11:57 PM (Y274z)

504 Well, I am going to hit the sack. Bed rest and fluids. I have had my rum and coke, now for the bed rest.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 11:57 PM (75Lt2)

505 Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2020 11:49 PM (0OmEj)

Pinch collar pronto

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2020 11:58 PM (aA3+G)

506 457 Zod will pay you $13.29 for a video of you polishing a dog turd for 100 hours. Some things must be seen.

Zod must then watch all 100 hours at 1x speed.

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at February 28, 2020 11:40 PM (u7pQw)



Mythbusters did a turd polishing episode.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 11:58 PM (Z7lwY)

507 Mrs Ibguy always says there are no coincidences....
Posted by: ibguy at February 28, 2020 11:57 PM (EHVbt)


That's very cool!

And I don't believe in coincidence.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 11:58 PM (TdMsT)

508 gahh i missed the fish fry tonight.
at least I remembered to not eat meat.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2020 11:59 PM (ykYG2)

509 Mythbusters did a turd polishing episode.
Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 11:58 PM (Z7lwY)

Works best if you start at the clean end.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher From Beyond (testing a new nic) at February 28, 2020 11:59 PM (x8Wzq)

510 The other day the fucking asshole got up a head of steam and pulled me down the back steps. I'm still sore. If we put him on a short leash he's great. Off leash or on a long lead he's all puppy.
-------

Retractable leash? That's what I use.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 11:59 PM (xSo9G)

511 Puppies suck to train.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2020 11:49 PM (0OmEj)


It takes time and rewards, like belly rubs or treats. The trick to the rewards is finding out what works for your dog. When I was a kid, my dog could have cared less about toys. I'd throw a ball and she'd just sit there looking at me as if saying, 'You threw it, you go get it'; she was only food motivated, highly food motivated.

7 basic dog commands. Come, sit, stay being the most important ones.

Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2020 12:00 AM (Y8PSl)

512 The Weinermobile would make a good complement to Alex Jones' Battle Tank.

Something like 'Fight Me' or get the weiner.

Posted by: torabora at February 29, 2020 12:00 AM (Y274z)

513 Effin Marx was a smelly layabout, too bad he managed to actually write down his insane gibberish for other smelly layabouts to revere and base anti-civilizations upon.

In a just society, Bernie would be the town crazy, shambling around the back of the Y, looking for tin cans or half eaten food, angrily arguing with himself, and jerking off into his dirty bathrobe when he thought nobody was looking.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 29, 2020 12:01 AM (ByUjy)

514 507 LadyL

It was!

This is a really wonderful, warm community, lots of love. A pleasure to help support.

Posted by: ibguy at February 29, 2020 12:01 AM (EHVbt)

515 We use a head control collar works great. On leash. Hell even using a harness he does not pull. Long lead or off lead is the problem. We bought an e collar to try but the bastards coat is too thick. I may have to hire a trainer.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 29, 2020 12:03 AM (0OmEj)

516 The commie quiz: I object to questions like "X is not Y, agree or disagree". Sorting out double negatives is not my idea of a fun time.

Also I don't think "capitalism" is well-enough defined to be the antithesis of "communism".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 29, 2020 12:03 AM (ykYG2)

517 Ohhhhh, Look! There are people over there. I'm going to run over and see if they want to tell me how cute I am! See 'ya later.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at February 28, 2020 11:52 PM (xSo9G)

Hah
My doggeh is s barker

But I'm reminded the other day I passed a couple walking a dog and I said ooh how cite can I say hi?
And the couple said actually he's a bit anxious
I just had stopped and sideways to the dog put my hand forward and he came up and sniffed politely
The couple looked surprised
I think I have that same look of surprise when doggeh unexpectedly acts politely to strangers LOL

Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 29, 2020 12:03 AM (G546f)

518 Effin Marx was a smelly layabout, too bad he managed to actually write down his insane gibberish for other smelly layabouts to revere and base anti-civilizations upon.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings

If it hadn't been Marx, it would've been someone else. Because Marx isn't the origin, it's his father who it the Father of Lies.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 29, 2020 12:04 AM (SfYbS)

519 497

June Bugs as far as mass and weight would be the equivalent of a fat hummingbird with Cirrhosis of the liver.... impacting your chest at 50 mph........like I said....thought I'd been shot...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 12:04 AM (kFkpX)

520 ace has been through hell with "friends" turning on him.


Like allah shithead.

ace I hope you have a good woman and or good friends.

I really do.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 29, 2020 12:04 AM (Fh/0r)

521 #131 Jinx...are you allergic to cats?

Posted by: torabora at February 29, 2020 12:05 AM (Y274z)

522 What I recall making me nervous, was motoring down
two lane roads in Illinois, with 6 foot high cornfields on both sides,
and seeing ahead of me, birds darting out of the corn on one side
crossing to the other.



I've never been birded, but taking one at speed, especially in the face, would be bad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at February 28, 2020 11:55 PM (xSo9G)


Yeah I think about that. There are some corn fields around here on both sides of the road where you see that. That would seriously suck.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 29, 2020 12:06 AM (9Om/r)

523 Hhum...(reaches down into tactical back under the computer....)

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 12:07 AM (kFkpX)

524 I scored 13% and am rated not communist.
But I'm also not exactly a capitalist. For instance I think Michael Hudson has a point about contractual debts eventually leading to oligarchy.
So I voted with the statists on a few issues.
One interesting point is that although I don't think the working classes have solidarity across borders... I think the transnational elites DO.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 29, 2020 12:08 AM (ykYG2)

525 A trainer is a good idea, ussntakim
I think a balanced trainer rather than a positive only
Ask around for effective ones; anyone can claim to be a trainer

Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 29, 2020 12:09 AM (G546f)

526 7 basic dog commands. Come, sit, stay being the most important ones.

Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2020 12:00 AM (Y8PSl)

My dog would come, sit, stay, play dead, roll over, beg, you name it. I used to rest a milk bone on his nose and he wouldn't move a muscle until I said ok. Get him off leash and he was hellen keller.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 29, 2020 12:10 AM (9Om/r)

527 Sit down stay heal come (inside) great on the leash. Assist (helps me up off of the couch or floor), pull to again help me up. Pick it up, fetch shake rollover. Very food motivated loves to chew. Toys are hit or miss. Recall outside is the problem.

Actually he's very good for only just over one yo. That and some separation issues.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 29, 2020 12:10 AM (0OmEj)

528 Germany has been messing up the world from Marx to Hitler to Merkel

Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 29, 2020 12:12 AM (G546f)

529 Jeez

Shall we talk about the GOG,the MIC, The AMA and the YA?


Crickets....Crickets....Crickets..........


Who owns ya baby?

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 12:12 AM (kFkpX)

530 But I'm reminded the other day I passed a couple walking a dog and I said ooh how cite can I say hi?
And the couple said actually he's a bit anxious
I just had stopped and sideways to the dog put my hand forward and he came up and sniffed politely
The couple looked surprised
I think I have that same look of surprise when doggeh unexpectedly acts politely to strangers LOL
Posted by: vmom 2020 v18
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I always keep a ziplock bag of treats in my pocket when walking the dog. I ask other walkers if their dog can have a small liver treat, most say 'sure'.

The dogs are sometimes shy...sometimes a little aggressive, but they *never* forget, it seems. The same dogs later trot right up, expecting a treat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2020 12:13 AM (CDGwz)

531 I'm 3% commie.
Probably because I answered neutral on the "capitalism is a precondition for freedom"
That is not necessarily true.
You need some FREEDOM before you can have capitalism.

The commies that created the test screwed up the wording.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 29, 2020 12:13 AM (ufFY8)

532 Vote for a lower-tier someone who needs delegates so that the convention is brokered. Then Milwaukee will be lit, literally.
Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (Y8PSl)

But if they don't break 15% they're not viable and get zero delegates. I say just vote for Bernie to give nevertrumpers maximum heart burn.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 29, 2020 12:14 AM (GtG/j)

533 If he's food motivated try making himealk right next to you all the time with treats then?

My doggeh prefers play over treats
Doesn't GAF about food if he's outside
Even if it's liverwurst

Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 29, 2020 12:15 AM (G546f)

534 Corn Pop was a bad dude. A bad hobre.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 28, 2020 11:23 PM (LxTcq)


Mal choclo, muy mal choclo.


(oh, hay, the word for Leprechaun in Spanish is "Duende" Until today all I could think of was "Pinche verde hada irlandesa")

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 12:15 AM (6rS3m)

535 Go Warren!

Beat TomTom!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 29, 2020 12:16 AM (Fh/0r)

536 The 'ettes, without exception, are the most beautiful females on the planet.

I don't say this because of my own base desires.

I say this because it is TRUE.

Good night all, being sober is a thing of the past.

Being ACCURATE is still currant.

Love you, ladies.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 29, 2020 12:16 AM (l9m7l)

537 508 gahh i missed the fish fry tonight.
at least I remembered to not eat meat.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2020 11:59 PM (ykYG2)

--Ads on MSNBC [not me, my deluded mom watches it] for 2/$5 fish sammiches at Bojangle's.

Mom and I drive to the local Bojangle's. "Sorry, we don't have that sale here."

Aw, fuck.

Posted by: logprof at February 29, 2020 12:16 AM (oZuI0)

538 Amazon has an interesting dog training book called When Pigs Fly. I need to start working with my hard headed springers

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 29, 2020 12:17 AM (Lqy/e)

539 Oof
It's late
Good night horde

Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 29, 2020 12:17 AM (G546f)

540 Oh, and in speaking to my Catholic co workers today, I verified that burying a garden gnome upside down in your yard will not confer any benefit to you or your real estate at all.


Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 12:18 AM (6rS3m)

541 518 Effin Marx was a smelly layabout, too bad he managed to actually write down his insane gibberish for other smelly layabouts to revere and base anti-civilizations upon.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings

If it hadn't been Marx, it would've been someone else. Because Marx isn't the origin, it's his father who it the Father of Lies.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 29, 2020 12:04 AM (SfYbS)

--Intellectuals, by Paul Johnson, is an eye-opening book. It has a chapter on Marx that tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: logprof at February 29, 2020 12:18 AM (oZuI0)

542 I hit a cloud of June bugs under a street light (highway entrance ramp) at 80 mph or so. Next purchase was a dandy full face helmet.

Posted by: klaftern at February 29, 2020 12:18 AM (RuIsu)

543 I have to call it a night. Lots of driving to do tomorrow.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 29, 2020 12:19 AM (Lqy/e)

544 Amazon has an interesting dog training book called When Pigs Fly



It's all about delta v/ porkmass.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 29, 2020 12:19 AM (Fh/0r)

545 What I recall making me nervous, was motoring down two lane roads in Illinois, with 6 foot high cornfields on both sides, and seeing ahead of me, birds darting out of the corn on one side crossing to the other.

I've never been birded, but taking one at speed, especially in the face, would be bad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at February 28, 2020 11:55 PM (xSo9G)

I had a good friend who spent two days in a coma after getting hit in the head by a bird, while on a bike. Well it wasn't exactly the bird that did it; the bird knocked him woozy when it hit him in the head, and then he missed the turn he was on and went straight into a pine tree, no braking. Mercifully, he said he didn't even remember any of it; the people that found him and called the ambulance pieced together what had happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2020 12:19 AM (V2Yro)

546 542 I hit a cloud of June bugs under a street light (highway entrance ramp) at 80 mph or so.

Free food!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 29, 2020 12:20 AM (ykYG2)

547 Get him off leash and he was hellen keller.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 29, 2020 12:10 AM (9Om/r)


Mine was great off-leash. I could walk across an open field and she'd do the 'invisible leash' thing, a fifteen-twenty foot diameter circle around me. Run ahead, sniff around while I kept walking past her, then she'd trot to catch up. I never had to put a leash on her, even though she was quite good with the leash, too, never pulling and staying right by my side. But I was a kid and spent a lot of time with her, building up her trust.

I always said she didn't run away because she knew where her food came from.

Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2020 12:23 AM (Y8PSl)

548 Just got off the phone with Slap......prayers up y'all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 29, 2020 12:24 AM (/UQ/R)

549 The Horde is awesome.
Thank you to Farmer and westminsterdogshow.

...such Beautiful People.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 29, 2020 12:24 AM (Ckg4U)

550 'Night, all!

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 29, 2020 12:25 AM (y1kOS)

551 I like Prof. Hanson

he has a read that I find.....informative....and he lives just up the road from me....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 12:25 AM (kFkpX)

552 1% Commie.

Yay; I'm finally part of the 1%.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at February 29, 2020 12:25 AM (doAIC)

553 That is not necessarily true.
You need some FREEDOM before you can have capitalism.

The commies that created the test screwed up the wording.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 29, 2020 12:13 AM (ufFY


Actually you need property rights before you can have capitalism.
Freedom is unlimited property rights, and understanding that one thing, self ownership, can only be stolen, not sold or traded away.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 12:26 AM (6rS3m)

554 "489
Update.....have a drink....



Total Confirmed.....World wide

85,181 have COVID-19 as of now

2,920 have died.



In the U.S....no one has died BUT!!!



22 million caught the FLU...



12,000 have died as a result..



UHM...perspective.....jus sayin....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 28, 2020 11:53 PM (kFkpX)"

The other end of that perspective is that if 22 million catch the new bug in the US and we see only half the CFR that non-backwards nations are tentatively seeing, that's 200k deaths and a couple of million hospital beds accounted for.

Local testing has (finally) started. You are going to start seeing public schools close down sporadically up and down the west coast first, and then probably in TX, with elsewhere following.

If this is managed properly, hopefully the worst we will see are a bunch of closures like that, cancelled events, some companies shut down for a few weeks, and hospitals here and there having to put up tents in their parking lots. And some extra fatalities of the sort we normally see from flu.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at February 29, 2020 12:26 AM (67XdO)

555
2 of them were worded like trick questions. I fucked up on one of them, not sure which. Something about commodity values being linked to the amount of labor involved. I wasn't sure how to answer that one, because it wasn't clear. You would think a commie would say disagree, because they want it free, but it also could have been an anti "what the market will bear" thing. I think I thought too deep onto 2 of them, that and the big words. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 10:19 PM (9Om/r)

The answer to that question is given in one of the first chapters of Star Sip Troopers by Lt Col DuBoise.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 29, 2020 12:27 AM (uG4GC)

556 I will indulge my fam to give up awesome prayers for Slap.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 12:27 AM (kFkpX)

557 Ship

Posted by: Fox2! at February 29, 2020 12:27 AM (uG4GC)

558 we had steak for dinner tonight. w/fixins, of course, and wine.

i gave up being Catholic for Lent last century, and herself never was. ..

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2020 12:28 AM (5kQtt)

559 For AOP and Berserker, I will re-list my email address.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 29, 2020 12:30 AM (Ckg4U)

560 Hey Slap!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 12:31 AM (NWiLs)

561 I know it has been passed-around like a Nicaraguan hooker, but I Don't Care.

...I've got bigger Fish to Fry.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 29, 2020 12:33 AM (Ckg4U)

562 Insomniac!!! Howdy, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 29, 2020 12:33 AM (Ckg4U)

563 It's all about delta v/ porkmass.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars!

Merry Porkmass to you too.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 29, 2020 12:33 AM (SfYbS)

564 554

Yes lets "War Game" this if you wish, but (full disclosure) I was onboard in ER medicine during SARS......as a nurse..... and we all saw how that played out...so less hyperbole please

thanks for your ...input

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 12:34 AM (kFkpX)

565 There are only three......

Which state are you in that has started local testing and where are you getting your information?

Links would be appreciated.

Posted by: four seasons at February 29, 2020 12:35 AM (PisyI)

566 Slap! Insom!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 29, 2020 12:36 AM (/UQ/R)

567
Merry Porkmass to you too.


Happy Hogulus!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 29, 2020 12:42 AM (Fh/0r)

568 Anyone here herd how the virus got such a foothold in Northern Italy? Weird as they only had 3 confirmed cases 10 days ago yet have 46 who are already recovered. How do they know they're already non-contagious after only, at most, 10 days of quarantine?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 29, 2020 12:46 AM (GtG/j)

569 No links. The guy is full of it.

#554

Posted by: four seasons at February 29, 2020 12:46 AM (PisyI)

570 Hi WDS!

*hugs*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 12:46 AM (NWiLs)

571
I'm surprised that Bart Simpson dog was allowed to stay in the class and set such a bad example for the other students.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 12:48 AM (G51Gf)

572 Oh for the love of.....

The Assay testing will be in the form of a nasal swab similar to current Influenza A/B site confirmation.....CDC is working this to ensure that these assays will be shipped to all regions....(including my Urgent Care) so as to test patients who present with symptoms that are concurrent with COVID-19 presentations. There are also going to be reporting protocols required to feed into a national data-base.

The USA is ON this.......please don't loose your shit just yet.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 12:51 AM (kFkpX)

573 I had the pleasure of wrestling with a leopard cub once, in Sri Lanka.

He weighed about 40 pounds, and still liked play fighting.
His paws were bigger than my hand.

We wrestled and rolled around, him play-biting me with his very big teeth.

It was great fun, tho I admit to being a bit giddy realizing how much raw power he had that he wasn't using.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at February 29, 2020 12:52 AM (vqbJE)

574 Insom! Right back at you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 29, 2020 12:53 AM (/UQ/R)

575 Buck Throckmorton dribbles when he pees.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 12:54 AM (gd9RK)

576 Vanessa had her first full Friday at home. And, just because she feels like screaming relentlessly once I get home doesn't mean her older sister's Heavy Metal Friday Moshfest gets cancelled.

We did Priest, Pantera, and Motorhead this week. And, as soon as I put on "Screaming for Vengeance" she calmed down. For hours of loud shredding.

As soon as I turned it off, to be kind to the neighbors, she started screaming again.

I'm proud to announce to the Horde that I'm the owner of a Heavy Metal Baby.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 29, 2020 12:55 AM (VjhWV)

577 Old Catholic Joke:

Her: "Honey , let's do it tonight"

He:: "I can't. I've given it up for Lent"

Her: "To whom? And for how long?"

badda whatev

Posted by: Noam Sayen at February 29, 2020 12:56 AM (vqbJE)

578 Nightwatch,

That guy has commented on other threads today with the same bs.

Posted by: four seasons at February 29, 2020 12:56 AM (PisyI)

579 And one further completely nonsensical thing:

Since Frank Azaria has refused to do the voice for Apu in the Simpsons, the production team has asked Dinesh D'Souza to take over the voice work and help develop subplots to highlight the problems faced by immigrants to the US for future Simpson's episodes.

Word is that they will also be asking Nikki Haley to guest star from time to time as Manjula.


Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 12:56 AM (6rS3m)

580 569

Ever heard of the phrase

S**K M* D**K

possure

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 12:56 AM (kFkpX)

581 Bander.....you just won't let it go?......what if is lauraw in drag?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 29, 2020 12:58 AM (/UQ/R)

582 Hey, I wasn't talking about you Nightwatch.

Posted by: four seasons at February 29, 2020 12:59 AM (PisyI)

583 Bander, wasn't your response mostly along the lines of "I refuse to accept your premise so suck it?"

Cicero couldn't have put it better.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 01:00 AM (6rS3m)

584 AWESOME YD!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 29, 2020 01:00 AM (/UQ/R)

585 582

I will fille a "mis-post" to ACE

please forgive....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 01:03 AM (kFkpX)

586 Bander.....you just won't let it go?......what if is lauraw in drag?


Yes, I won't let it go. To paraphrase Bill from Kill Bill, this is me at my most juvenileistic. I am going to insult this Throckmorton in every thread until it shows up to defend itself or I get bored with the schtick.

Buck Throckmorton's testes didn't descend until his twenties and when they didn't see their shadow they went right back up again.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 01:05 AM (gd9RK)

587 And thank you, Kindltot, that is an eloquent summation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 01:06 AM (gd9RK)

588 I read somewhere on the internet recently that Italy has a vigorous relationship with China, lots of Chinese travel there to learn tradesman skills from Italian craftsmen, like shoemaking, leatherwork, fashion crafts.

Posted by: yop at February 29, 2020 01:12 AM (nqhkI)

589 *kicks the thread*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 01:12 AM (gd9RK)

590 Bander?......what if it's Sarah Hoyt in drag?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 29, 2020 01:13 AM (/UQ/R)

591 Sarah has better prose and can put together a decent analysis.

No fear there.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 01:15 AM (6rS3m)

592 What now?

A Blunder...should I continue? Should I retreat to the Orange Tree and light up a cigar and have a sniff of Brandy and reconstitute myself to a better post?

Or...(maybe some Steely Dan on the headphones...sip the last of the wine and sink into the abyss)

you can vote.....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 01:16 AM (kFkpX)

593 Right. Also LauraW wouldn't be mean to us. She'd gently present her hump for shaving and the annointing with oils.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 01:17 AM (gd9RK)

594 you can vote.....


If it's the last of the wine what you're really talking about is a failure of logistics.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 01:19 AM (gd9RK)

595 594
caught me....I have another bottle just so you know....but well played....


good night

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 29, 2020 01:21 AM (kFkpX)

596 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 01:05 AM (gd9RK)

---
Dude: it's the Intarwebz...

every argument on it is 6 Flags Over Nothing

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2020 01:24 AM (5kQtt)

597 Got the roast into the crockpot. Open-faced pot roast sammiches, with au jus, for lunch today. Plus a couple of broth-flavored red potatoes that are under the meat in the crockpot.

Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2020 01:32 AM (Y8PSl)

598 we had steak for dinner tonight. w/fixins, of course, and wine.

i gave up being Catholic for Lent last century, and herself never was. ..


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2020 12:28 AM (5kQtt)


The wife is usually the no meat on friday scold, but she's on a business trip, so guess what I did today? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 29, 2020 01:32 AM (9Om/r)

599 Dude: it's the Intarwebz...

Yes, and I'm bringing content. Juvenile, spiteful, vapid content. Is there a Magyar with content? A guy who claims he can't sleep?

It's not that late nor early and it's Friday and I'm really kind of ashamed of everyone who isn't here to add content.

Even dumb content.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 01:34 AM (gd9RK)

600 Don't look at me, I wandered off to try and find a kerosene stove to add to my stash of obsolete equipment.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 01:36 AM (6rS3m)

601 Hey now, I add dumb content all the time. It's my raison d'etre.

Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2020 01:37 AM (Y8PSl)

602 Content? I gots yer content (dumb content) right here:

youtu.be/HH3_SfqX-3c

Posted by: JQ, bawdy broad at February 29, 2020 01:37 AM (whOIk)

603 Yes, and I'm bringing content. Juvenile, spiteful, vapid content.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Which is the best kind.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 29, 2020 01:37 AM (SfYbS)

604
I read somewhere on the internet recently that Italy has a vigorous
relationship with China, lots of Chinese travel there to learn tradesman
skills from Italian craftsmen, like shoemaking, leatherwork, fashion
crafts.

Posted by: yop at February 29, 2020 01:12 AM (nqhkI)


I was in a leather shop in Florence, big one, lots of high end stuff, real nice place. Lots of chinese customers in the place, and the totally Italian al pacino looking mofo who worked there was speaking frigging chinese to the customers. I didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 29, 2020 01:39 AM (9Om/r)

605 Dr Oz on TV talking about the Coronavirus.

"I got a snake oil that'll clear that right up!!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2020 01:41 AM (L2ZTs)

606 https://youtu.be/tqO25i-XNEU

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 01:42 AM (6rS3m)

607 Here's some dumb content for you
https://youtu.be/guBqe6s4VAU

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 29, 2020 01:42 AM (SfYbS)

608 Also a story that Calabasas is now richer than Beverly Hills.

Not surprising. BH is surrounded with LA's urban sprawl.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2020 01:44 AM (L2ZTs)

609 Suspect all these 3rd world countries Coronozombie virus isshowing up is because China is neck deep in them.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 01:46 AM (ZCEU2)

610

Well wat ta fuckity fuck is fucking up in the fucking fuckity fuck Moron

Hoard fucking festival of fuk????

What's the difference between a whining ass fucking liberal and a Gun????



Guns only got one trigger.....

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 01:50 AM (MkAqo)

611 Just stopped in to see what was shaking, going to try and get some more sleep.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 01:58 AM (ZCEU2)

612 https://youtu.be/tqO25i-XNEU

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 01:42 AM (6rS3m)



That looks really cool. Netflix has never heard of it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 02:08 AM (gd9RK)

613 If just a few thousand Chinese are spreading this Corona virus in places like Iran the amount of people in China with it has to be enormous.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 02:11 AM (ZCEU2)

614 Bandersnatch, I just want to mark the correct date on my calendar, which shall be Buck Throckmorton Day, when we shall hang random Buck Throckmortons upside down seeking to catch a glimpse of their shadow. I hope Warren Wilhelm doesn't drop one on his head!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 02:13 AM (a4EWo)

615

Ukraine's State Bureau of Investigations has announced the start of
investigations into quid pro joes influence in the firing of
the prosecutor investigating energy dealings...
It was recently learned why coke head hunter was a energy guru...
He knows the secret of energy from white powder...

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 02:16 AM (MkAqo)

616 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 02:13 AM (a4EWo)

You, Madam, are a good American mayonnaise head.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 02:18 AM (gd9RK)

617
Yesterday the demonrat controlled house voted not to condem
breadline burnee for idolizing his bud Castro.....today they voted

no to condemn Castros regime's use of executions.... traitors every

last one of them..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 02:22 AM (MkAqo)

618 If just a few thousand Chinese are spreading this Corona virus in places like Iran the amount of people in China with it has to be enormous.
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 02:11 AM (ZCEU2)

Prediction: 10 days from now there will be more people Wirth the virus outside China then inside, and that will be GOOD news.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 29, 2020 02:25 AM (GtG/j)

619 Thanks, you are too kind, true story, I started out using Hellman's to create my special look, but about ten years ago I switched to faux mayonnaise Miracle Whip, it really provides that greasy glow and the aroma.....well, let's just say it drove Joe Biden crazy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 02:28 AM (a4EWo)

620
Teacher asks lil johnny what's the difference between boys and girls????

Lil Johnny: Boys have penises

Girls have nosey friends and multiple personalities.....

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 02:35 AM (MkAqo)

621 I just took the commie quiz, I am 4% commie, I must have misunderstood one of the early questions that were worded like a ballot initiative in my state.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 02:39 AM (a4EWo)

622 C'mon people, it's the weekend, please don't tell me I'm the last survivor of the Caronavirus. Hello, is there anybody out there?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 02:43 AM (a4EWo)

623 hasta, y'all...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2020 02:44 AM (5kQtt)

624 I've gotta get up to work in 'bout six hours.

But killing commies in the Mike Hammer mode is never a bad lullabye now, is it?

Sleep evil Commies don't you cry. Colt's gonna sing you a lull a bye.

Slug through your head now, go to sleep.

Skull all a shatter, fractures to leak.

Brain all a pitter, fret you not.

You'll soon be buried 'neath a parking lot.



*song oozing with compassion*

and oozing with leaking brains. and etc.



Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 29, 2020 02:45 AM (QzJWU)

625 I got 1% commie and I was kind of pissed because I gave all 0% commie answers but my (commie) friend who posted the quiz said I probably got the 1% for having enough self doubt to take the quiz.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 29, 2020 02:46 AM (gd9RK)

626 MST3000 on right now - havent seen that in years. Kinda miss early 90s cable.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 29, 2020 02:46 AM (Kc8Wi)

627 622 C'mon people, it's the weekend, please don't tell me I'm the last survivor of the Caronavirus. Hello, is there anybody out there?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 02:43 AM (a4EWo)


I'm still here.

Posted by: The Walking Man at February 29, 2020 02:46 AM (wGeit)

628 Groan

Can't fucking sleep. Wife can't either. The oldest golden retriever got up at 1am and had to shit his brains out and now it smells like his glands need to be pinched...

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 29, 2020 02:51 AM (9V81o)

629 I just took the commie quiz, I am 4% commie, I must
have misunderstood one of the early questions that were worded like a
ballot initiative in my state.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 02:39 AM (a4EWo)


Just what happened to me. 1 or 2 of the questions were written like trick questions. I had to wing it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 29, 2020 02:52 AM (9Om/r)

630

Some inventions just don't live up to the hype...
Porcupine wheels for a f350.. while a good idea for breaking up
Protest in the streets still needs works....titanium maybe...
https://tinyurl.com/uk3vr4r

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 02:59 AM (MkAqo)

631
I'm here. I've been sick all day, napped through the apple of the evening, and now I'm still sick and I can't sleep but I also can't do anything else.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 03:04 AM (G51Gf)

632 Blonde Morticia, I'm just going to pour a wee bit of Jamesons into the USB port, it should help you sleep, I am sorry you are sick, you're not quarantined are you?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 03:09 AM (a4EWo)

633
Can someone explain a wealth tax to me? What do you do, go into each room in your house, open your closets and drawers, and start estimating the value of your stuff? What's in your garage, your attic?

And what about investment portfolios? Do you pick a day when the Dow plunges and use that number, or do you use your birthday, or is it December 31?

Really, how would a wealth tax work?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 03:15 AM (G51Gf)

634
I am sorry you are sick, you're not quarantined are you?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

======

thanks for the Jameson. No, I'm not quarantined. This is a stomach bug. Very achy stomach, no sinus troubles at all. I looked up symptoms just to make sure, though!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 03:17 AM (G51Gf)

635 Wealth tax made easy, we will send a government agent to your home who will assess your wealth and provide you with a form which you will sign and you will instantly have no more wealth.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 29, 2020 03:18 AM (a4EWo)

636 every day their are more of us and less of you.

Posted by: raimondo at February 29, 2020 03:23 AM (NdHSx)

637 Ok Walking Man, feel free to jump in at any time, surely you have something to say. I am finally getting tired.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 03:23 AM (a4EWo)

638 raimondo, thank God, you are here to make sense of this for all of us. It's hard to miss you when you won't go away.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 03:25 AM (a4EWo)

639 Blonde Morticia, I am headed to bed, I hope that you feel better soon. Try to just rest and hydrate this weekend, sleep when you need to. I hope you have something good to read.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2020 03:28 AM (a4EWo)

640 patrol agents laughing and the pagans couldn't shoot her two daughters what you are their enemy. Jared kushner says democrats don't like they still end. Any of ballots fraud!

Posted by: raimondo on tap at February 29, 2020 03:29 AM (QzkSJ)

641
Thank you, Debby. I was hoping to get a lot done this weekend, but it may be shot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 03:29 AM (G51Gf)

642 there* (not their) rainmando

Gotta love that Castro literacy program. Genius

Posted by: Me at February 29, 2020 03:33 AM (LIhNq)

643 See what happens to your kids when they get infected with corona virus by poor and illegal alien kids because we don't have medicare for all. Oh I forgot you don't care about kids except unborn ones.

Posted by: raimondo at February 29, 2020 03:35 AM (NdHSx)

644 I took the test, got 0% too.

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 03:35 AM (mpXpK)

645 Congrats Vic, though now you can't claim on the campaign trail that you are a Communist, or even an American Indian like I am.Good Night, really.

Posted by: Liz Warren, chef without reservations at February 29, 2020 03:39 AM (a4EWo)

646 Not a commie.

Sorry higher education...you failed.

Posted by: Me at February 29, 2020 03:43 AM (LIhNq)

647 Another 1,000 minority kids tuned 18 today and every day and 100 trump supporters die every.

Posted by: raimondo at February 29, 2020 03:44 AM (NdHSx)

648 I'm here, Debby.

Stomach sick also, Blonde M. I know why. I ate something that apparently didnt like me. Ugh.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 29, 2020 03:45 AM (Z/jzm)

649 Hope ya feel better soon MLii !


You too Blonde M !

Posted by: JT at February 29, 2020 03:51 AM (arJlL)

650 Throwing up sucks.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 29, 2020 03:52 AM (Z/jzm)

651 Throwing up sucks.
Posted by: My life is insanity


I read that as "throwing up socks)

Posted by: JT at February 29, 2020 03:53 AM (arJlL)

652
Stomach sick also, Blonde M. I know why. I ate something that apparently didnt like me. Ugh.
Posted by: My life is insanity

======

Oh dear. I blamed it on my breakfast until about noon, but as my whole body started to feel chilly and achy, I knew I had a bug. I hope it's one of those 24-hour things and doesn't take me out for 5 days.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 03:56 AM (G51Gf)

653 Question What kind of virus infects people and then they recover only to be re-infected and infect others. Besides weaponized viruses. Looks like somebody didn't wash their hands when they left wuhan biological weapons laboratory and went to the bat market.

Posted by: raimondo at February 29, 2020 03:56 AM (NdHSx)

654
"Throwing up sucks.

Posted by: My life is insanity"


Actually it BLOWS not sucks...but either way it heads is not nice....

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 03:59 AM (MkAqo)

655
Throwing up sucks.
Posted by: My life is insanity

======

Aarrgghh! Thank God there's only so much you can throw up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 04:00 AM (G51Gf)

656 >>Oh dear. I blamed it on my breakfast until about noon, but as my whole body started to feel chilly and achy, I knew I had a bug. I hope it's one of those 24-hour things and doesn't take me out for 5 days.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Uh-oh. That would not be fun.

This woke me up about 10 with a bad feeling in my stomach....
You'd think by now it would be out of my system. I have the chills tho, too. I just assumed food poisoning.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 29, 2020 04:01 AM (Z/jzm)

657 beanervt, don't make me laugh! That hurts

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 29, 2020 04:02 AM (Z/jzm)

658

6% commie,, some of breadline burnees must have rubbed off or just
the fact 80% of VT'ers are now progtards and the looniest of leftards...

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 04:02 AM (MkAqo)

659 6% also, must be cuz I hit one thumb down or up instead of 2 a couple times.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 29, 2020 04:04 AM (Z/jzm)

660


Found a pic of Berserker jamming with his cat...

https://tinyurl.com/yx44vqyb

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 04:05 AM (MkAqo)

661
I have the chills tho, too. I just assumed food poisoning.
Posted by: My life is insanity

======

Sounds like it, especially if there's vomiting. Ugh.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 04:05 AM (G51Gf)

662 I've read a lot of your posts and I can say that you're really awesome. Keep it up and continue sharing your thoughts!

Posted by: Essay Reviews at February 29, 2020 04:07 AM (fi4j4)

663 Took mom to Culver's for supper. I had the walleye sandwich. Seemed ok while i ate it.

Thank goodness mom's not sick, but she ate something different.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 29, 2020 04:08 AM (Z/jzm)

664 "
beanervt, don't make me laugh! That hurts

Posted by: My life is insanity"


Sorry MLii forgot how sore your stomach muscles get Blowing breakfast..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 04:08 AM (MkAqo)

665
Finally took the commie test. 8%. I knew which answers would push me above 0.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 04:12 AM (G51Gf)

666
I've read a lot of your posts and I can say that you're really awesome. Keep it up and continue sharing your thoughts!
Posted by: Essay Reviews

======

Anyone going to click this?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 04:13 AM (G51Gf)

667 Heating pad on my guts right now. You'd think with that, and how fricking hot it is in this house, I wouldn't have the chills!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 29, 2020 04:14 AM (Z/jzm)

668
Well, I'm talking to myself. I'll try to lie down and listen to some dumb old movie or t.v. show that I already know the plot to.

But if anyone gets here early Saturday morning, please explain me a wealth tax! (#633), although Bernie Sanders @635 is pretty much what I thought. I'm trying to win an argument with someone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 04:15 AM (G51Gf)

669
Heating pad on my guts right now. You'd think with that, and how fricking hot it is in this house, I wouldn't have the chills!
Posted by: My life is insanity

======

Aw, man! I'm going to curl over my stomach and try to sleep. See you on the bright side, I hope.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 04:16 AM (G51Gf)

670 Hope you feel better when you wake up, Blonde M.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 29, 2020 04:18 AM (Z/jzm)

671

Sound like you may have stomach flu MLii...chills and vomiting are
2 of the symptoms..hope it don't hang on to long...

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 04:26 AM (MkAqo)

672 >>hope it don't hang on to long...

Me too! I think the worst is over. Hopefully.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 29, 2020 04:37 AM (Z/jzm)

673

AOCrazio in a interview on the C virus and what the CDC is doing...

said one of the most important things is wash your hands and don't
touch your face as she continually is fingering her hair back and

brushing her face while talking...what a complete morooon


Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 04:39 AM (MkAqo)

674 Watched the dog video. Cute!

Have a friend who trains therapy dogs. She says it's hard to give them up. One came back to them, for whatever reason it wasn't working out with the recipient, and her kids were overjoyed.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 29, 2020 04:42 AM (Z/jzm)

675 Been just cat napping since 2am

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:01 AM (ZCEU2)

676 I'll take that Blonde Morticia
Wealth tax is anotherone of those words that Socalists use to incite class warfare, I am going to tax the wealth of people they earned only by the work of the oppressed class and return to you so vote for me.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:05 AM (ZCEU2)

677 OMG MLii has the Corona virus, its spreading just as the MSM says it will.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2)

678 For real, always wondered if you have a fever and your body temp is above normal, heating yourself shouldn't be the best remedy.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:10 AM (ZCEU2)

679 Ok 4 in a row, think I'm supposed to go to work or something.
But its Saturday

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:11 AM (ZCEU2)

680 "
OMG MLii has the Corona virus"

I don't know Skip,,, if MLii got from here it would be the

Valu Rite virus....

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 05:11 AM (MkAqo)

681 "heating yourself shouldn't be the best remedy.

Posted by: Skip"

Well I've heard starve a cold and feed a fever but never a saying for

hot or cold....

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 05:13 AM (MkAqo)

682
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 29, 2020 05:21 AM (dLJ07)

683 I have tried when I had a fever to lay on top of bed not wrapped up, you feel like your in Antarctica. Can't say it worked or not.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:22 AM (ZCEU2)

684 Mornin AJ hope it's warmer for you 16 and light snow here..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 05:28 AM (MkAqo)

685
'mornin', beanervt

yeah, much warmer here...it's 18

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 29, 2020 05:29 AM (dLJ07)

686 " Can't say it worked or not."

Ya Skip, I think the only real thing that works is time...
it just has to work all the bugs outta your body....

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 05:30 AM (MkAqo)

687 "yeah, much warmer here...it's 18"

You lucky basterd....heehee

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 05:32 AM (MkAqo)

688
I'll take that Blonde Morticia
Wealth tax is anotherone of those words that Socalists use to incite class warfare, I am going to tax the wealth of people they earned only by the work of the oppressed class and return to you so vote for me.
Posted by: Skip

=======

The mechanics boggle my mind. Someone is telling me "It's simple, you idiot -- add up your assets or get audited."

HUH? On coronavirus day my assets are worth one thing. On Trump's re-election day they'll be something else.

And that's just my miserable portfolio. What else am I supposed to evaluate? My clothes? My KitchenAid dishwasher? My magazine subscriptions?

How are a couple hundred million working class individuals supposed to be audited?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 05:32 AM (G51Gf)

689 Its leap day isn't it?

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:33 AM (ZCEU2)

690
Its leap day isn't it?
Posted by: Skip

======

Yes, it is. Now what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 29, 2020 05:35 AM (G51Gf)

691 One of my class mates in elementary school had a birthday on Feb 29, can't remember who it was.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:39 AM (ZCEU2)

692

BBC reports at least 210 Iranian have died from the virus,,, Irans

baghdad bob reports the BBC devils lie and only 34 have martyred

for moohamud.....who you gonna believe evil white devils or raggedy
goat humpers... The health minister is advising all infected to head
to Qom a religious city with healing powers....

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 05:39 AM (MkAqo)

693 They might be 15 today, looking to get a driver's license in 4 more years.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:40 AM (ZCEU2)

694 "Yes, it is. Now what?"

We wait for all brain dead leftards to leap off the nearest cliff....

hopefully they U tube it...

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 05:41 AM (MkAqo)

695 Morning Morons.

Posted by: Garth Algar at February 29, 2020 05:42 AM (Y4EXg)

696 Whoa! Off old sock.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2020 05:42 AM (Y4EXg)

697 The New Neo has a artical on the 1918 pandemic, how under nourishment and other factors has much to do with it. Europeans and Asians suffered multiple times what the US did in causality rates.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:43 AM (ZCEU2)

698 Leap Day!
All the ugly Irish chicks get to ask their boyfriends to marry them today.

Posted by: JAS at February 29, 2020 05:44 AM (2BZBZ)

699 The health minister is advising all infected to head
to Qom a religious city with healing powers....

Posted by: beanervt

The local Chamber of Commerce is going to love that one.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 29, 2020 05:49 AM (FTlwv)

700 Technically, there are no miracles in Islam.

Posted by: JAS at February 29, 2020 05:51 AM (2BZBZ)

701 "The local Chamber of Commerce is going to love that one.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat"

To say nothing about the prayer rug washers and floor mopers who'll be

knee deep in corona bugs.....

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 05:52 AM (MkAqo)

702 All Iranians should go to Qom to be cured, if that doesn't work try another city, then another.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:52 AM (ZCEU2)

703
hey Jinx

how's it going?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 29, 2020 05:54 AM (dLJ07)

704 "All the ugly Irish chicks get to ask their boyfriends to marry them today.


Posted by: JAS"

So guys were literally jumping off cliffs.....and probably a few of the

ugly chicks despondent at loosing their guy over the cliff....

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 05:54 AM (MkAqo)

705 Took that Commie test at 2am, got 7% and probably from the question about price of goods based on labor costs so went middle of the bar I think. Of course lots of other factors such as materials, energy, transportation go into that.

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 05:59 AM (ZCEU2)

706 G'morning, all.


Jinx...

How you feeling?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 06:03 AM (tT0V4)

707 In America so many people are dying from gunshot wounds every day there isn't any time to get sick from a virus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 29, 2020 06:03 AM (XVuno)

708 "factors such as materials, energy, transportation go into that"

Yeah Skip some of the wording was a little confusing like they
do on all polls... don't feel bad about a 7% you have to have a little
commie in you to understand how bad it really is....I got a 6% and live in

burnees state...

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2020 06:03 AM (MkAqo)

709 Nood EMT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 29, 2020 06:05 AM (XVuno)

NO MAKE IT STOP IT'S TOO CUTE

PLEASE

PLEASE

I CAN'T TAKE THE CUTENESS

"Buddy Mercury" comes out to start his show at 38 seconds in.

Until then you have to sit through his opening act (a human child).

I could literally watch this for hours.

This is the cutest one yet.

Dueling pianos:

One more: A patriotic show.

For the troops.

Thanks to Braenyard.

Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM




Comments

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1 OT/

Admin is appealing 9th Circuit Decision to halt MPP (remain in Mexico):

https://twitter.com/disolis/status/1233553008182677504

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (zqs/f)

2

.....nice.....

Posted by: maestro at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (eaw6P)

3 This site is going to the dogs.

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (P1f+c)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Happy Friday, Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 07:53 PM (a4EWo)

6 My God is Trump doing everything he can to drag the fucking useless GOP over the finish line so they can keep the senate and take back the house.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:54 PM (+dsLj)

7
whose dis dog's agent?

Posted by: snoopdog at February 28, 2020 07:55 PM (eaw6P)

8 Made it stop after one and a half videos ... not enough variety.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 28, 2020 07:55 PM (XzVUd)

9 Woof!!!

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (8Ls/+)

10 Beam them up Scotty!

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (8Ls/+)

11 My dog is now woofing all over the place.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Yoko's looks have improved

Posted by: cool breeze at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (UGKMd)

13 Dog sings better than 90% of the pop singers out there.

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (8Ls/+)

14 Heh. Buddy Mercury looks so much like my doggeh Pogo, that they could be littermates. I showed her the video; she was not too impressed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (9jbIB)

15 Hey AOP, How are you feeling?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 07:59 PM (a4EWo)

16 The republican party wakes up DOA every single day

Posted by: rosco at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (WX+x0)

17 Dog sings better than 90% of the pop singers out there.

***********************

HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Taylor Swift Wearing a Greta Mask at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

18 hitler's dogs were well versed in the art of the piano.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (KP5rU)

19 Day after the the election PDT needs to arrest Comey, Brennan, Paige, Strokz, and McNabe or whatever his name is.

Perp walk them, book them and set trial dates.
Charge: Treason
That is usual charge for coup planners.

Then Hillary.
Same charge, only charge her per email: 30,000 plus.

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8Ls/+)

20 Wait, wut? Some judge is halting Mary Poppins Perfect Piercing?

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:02 PM (786Ro)

21 I stopped listening to any music made after Backstreet Boys.

Why Backstreet Boys you ask? Well I wanted it that way.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (+dsLj)

22 Hey AOP, How are you feeling?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 07:59 PM (a4EWo)

Still have the plague, but it's not quite as bad today. Went and had the blood tests and the EKG related to my doctor visit on Wednesday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (9jbIB)

23 19 Fire the DOJ entirely and that could happen

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (ZCEU2)

24 "I could literally watch this for hours."


I think ace meant to put the Kate Upton sidebar video there.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (4thlk)

25 I missed an authentic frontier flame war?


Posted by: Nostradamus at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (QLPEO)

26 The Billy Joel of mutts.

Posted by: Nostradamus at February 28, 2020 08:05 PM (QLPEO)

27 I missed an authentic frontier flame war?


Posted by: Nostradamus at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (QLPEO)

In the previous thread? I skipped that entirely, because I read the entire thread before that, and then saw this new one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:05 PM (9jbIB)

28 I missed an authentic frontier flame war? Posted by: Nostradamus at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (QLPEO)

**********************

You mean you didn't see it coming?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (+dsLj)

29 Saw billboard along the Schuylkill expressway the Pet Shop Boys have a new album out

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)

30 19
Day after the the election PDT needs to arrest Comey, Brennan, Paige, Strokz, and McNabe or whatever his name is.



Perp walk them, book them and set trial dates.

Charge: Treason

That is usual charge for coup planners.



Then Hillary.

Same charge, only charge her per email: 30,000 plus.

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8Ls/+)

_________


Then Obama.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

31 I am tired about hearing all the crap about this Corona Virus. They treat it like the Black Plague..... Too much !!!! I have a better chance of getting killed by getting hit by a car ..........

Posted by: James at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (qM84C)

32 Debby - reach out to me in my nic. I have an idea or two for you regarding last nights chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (Y4EXg)

33 Good doggeh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

34 You should hear the chorus here when the fire trucks come by. You've never heard such a pitiful wail.

Posted by: Feevah! at February 28, 2020 08:07 PM (Tnijr)

35 What the hell is this on my shoe!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2020 08:07 PM (axyOa)

36 My Nostradamus sock still being there?

Never saw it coming.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:07 PM (QLPEO)

37 Have the Lily beagle in my lap. She was unimpressed by Buddy's musical talents.
Thanks for the videos. The last thread had too much negativity going on. This one is quite refreshing.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 28, 2020 08:07 PM (y3cwg)

38 Funny, my hash is now changing from visit to visit. My ISP must have put me on a dynamic IP address. I am not using a VPN, or proxy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (9jbIB)

39 I came in 2nd Place in a Wet t-shirt contest in college!

Posted by: AOC at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (786Ro)

40 My favorite dog video (at the moment) is a woman who has two golden retrievers, and she's pretending to eat invisible food. The dogs watch her every move with puzzlement. "What sorcery is this?!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (l9m7l)

41 doggeh said that don't sound like no doggeh

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (G546f)

42 I remember jamming with Buddy Mercury in '73. Man those were some good times.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (SfYbS)

43 Speaking of cute musicians.

https://youtu.be/PPhTVt4ZpLU

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

44 Friday night's alright for... doggehs singing?

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (CAJL/)

45 BREAKING NEWS.
My sister works at a California state agency. The wife of her coworker was in home quarantine. Which meant her husband was too. Dumbshiite shows up one night to collect his laptop and runs into another coworker. Tells him dont come near me. My wife may have the corona virus. Corona virus is highly transmittable and lives for five to nine days on surfaces.

Posted by: Morticus Khan at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (gnRSu)

46 Too much !!!! I have a better chance of getting killed by getting hit by a car ..........

*************

CNN loves us cuz they think we'll stop orange man bad!

Posted by: Coronavirus, currently listening to Susie Q at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (+dsLj)

47 They trained the dog well.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

48 Should've given the little girl a treat too, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

49 It's this one--
https://tinyurl.com/tqpy9jy

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (l9m7l)

50 31 I am tired about hearing all the crap about this Corona Virus. They treat it like the Black Plague..... Too much !!!! I have a better chance of getting killed by getting hit by a car .

Don't watch Tucker then... He's gone off the deep end over it

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (6XlcD)

51 I'm experimenting with making cocktails. I might become odd m

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

52 does Weaseldog like watching dogs on tv?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (G546f)

53 So no one's gonna direct me to the Buddy Mercury Thread. How the hell are we supposed to know where to comment about the singing dog?

Posted by: Brian J. 6 at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (uEbPt)

54 I came in 2nd Place in a Wet t-shirt contest in college!
Posted by: AOC at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (786Ro)

Meh. Nanzi Pelosi won the wet knee-socks contest just last night, at Billy-Bob's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (9jbIB)

55 I'm experimenting with making cocktails. I might become odd m





Okay.....

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)

56 Don't watch Tucker then... He's gone off the deep end over it
Posted by: It's me donna


It's odd the things he hits the panic button on.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (QLPEO)

57 6
My God is Trump doing everything he can to drag the fucking useless GOP
over the finish line so they can keep the senate and take back the
house.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:54 PM (+dsLj)

_________


Forget it, Trump -- it's Cuckytown.


I've been saying since his election that he should be building an organization to find/identify and groom/mentor hundreds of mini-Trumps all over the county, and of course most importantly a successor who will extend and exceed his fight-back legacy.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

58 Speaking of cute musicians.

https://youtu.be/PPhTVt4ZpLU
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (Uu+Jp)


Those are some cute hind paws.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (aS1PU)

59 I make a good Manhattan

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

60
Haha, I hope Obama is seething over this. Trump is calling him a liar over the ACA.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (G51Gf)

61 And for that matter a "Jump to bottom of page" link wouldn't go amiss. Fucking useless blog. And how do I change my handle?

Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (uEbPt)

62 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (UaSdt)

63 Ace, I ask this in all sincerity, Are you on drugs?Or, just trolling us.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (QzF6i)

64 Thanks Tonypete, I will e-mail you shortly.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (a4EWo)

65 62 Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (UaSdt)

Neener!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

66 ANNA!!!!!

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq)

67 Is Buddy gay too?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

68 Ok, dueling pianos was totes adorbs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2020 08:13 PM (rBtIz)

69 The only drug ace touches is excellence.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:13 PM (QLPEO)

70 RMBS !!!!

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

71
I make a good Manhattan

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (Uu+Jp)


Squaw Liz: You gotum $24?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (+k5vA)

72 Doggie gets a cookie, little girl gets nothing. Musically talented family!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

73 *what ? am I doing it wrong ??

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

74 And for that matter a "Jump to bottom of page" link wouldn't go amiss. Fucking useless blog. And how do I change my handle?
Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (uEbPt)

You are already at the bottom. And the vandals took the handle. But you can make a face at the Union Label, if you like.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (9jbIB)

75 The 9th Circuit is trying to establish a right for foreigners to invade our country. What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (+0AKE)

76 And for that matter a "Jump to bottom of page" link wouldn't go amiss. Fucking useless blog. And how do I change my handle?
Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February



Is the old jump to bottom not working?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM (HALdu)

77 They all look alike to Chris Matthews....

@ccadelago

Chris Matthews thought Jamie Harrison was hanging out w/ his opponent Lindsey Graham at a Trump rally. It was Tim Scott

Video: https://tinyurl.com/sfbgffa

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM (cF8AT)

78 Trump's rally is wild.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

79 9th circuit is ...not reliable

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)

80 Doggie gets a cookie, little girl gets nothing. Musically talented family!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

That's, like, totally just another case of income inequality. Like, I'll fight to get little girls equal cookies for equal work & stuff.

Posted by: AOC at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (SfYbS)

81 Trump just got South Carolinians to cheer for Abraham Lincoln.

Is there NOTHING the man can not do?

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (NiXyF)

82 Trump's energy level is off the chart tonight.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (l3+k2)

83 I love Buddy the singing dog.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (TdMsT)

84
They all look alike to Chris Matthews....



@ccadelago



Chris Matthews thought Jamie Harrison was hanging out w/ his opponent Lindsey Graham at a Trump rally. It was Tim Scott



Video: https://tinyurl.com/sfbgffa

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM (cF8AT)


He probably confuses Don Lemon with the janitor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

85 39 No doubt, now if only the pictures surfaced

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (ZCEU2)

86 And for that matter a "Jump to bottom of page" link wouldn't go amiss. Fucking useless blog. And how do I change my handle?
Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February



Is the old jump to bottom not working?
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM



That's my signature move!

Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Corey Booker at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (786Ro)

87 I just noticed the jump to bottom for the first time. You'll see a boost in my productivity.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (+0AKE)

88 Trump's energy level is off the chart tonight.
Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (l3+k2)


He looks a bit tired and you can tell he's not playing as much golf and spending time in the sun like he used to, but yeah, he's still bringing it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Oh, so Brian J Karem is Ace in mufti? You gotta watch out for mufti. It gets sticky when wet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (9jbIB)

90 I am tired about hearing all the crap about this Corona Virus. They treat it like the Black Plague..

-
Bat Soup Fever is to the Black Death as Beto O'Rourke is to a real presidential candidate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)

91 83 I love Buddy the singing dog.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (TdMsT)


Me too. And the little baby.

And best of all, they don't inflict their politics on us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (73Q5c)

92 Who IS this President!? Finally! Telling everyone what the Republican Party is...or SHOULD BE. Amazing!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (Orx/W)

93 I just noticed the jump to bottom for the first time. You'll see a boost in my productivity.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


We're expecting big things from you.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (QLPEO)

94 He looks a bit tired and you can tell he's not
playing as much golf and spending time in the sun like he used to, but
yeah, he's still bringing it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)


I'd still be recovering from the whirlwind India trip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

95
91 83 I love Buddy the singing dog.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (TdMsT)

Me too. And the little baby.

And best of all, they don't inflict their politics on us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (73Q5c)


Isn't it lovely?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (TdMsT)

96 And another thing. Is Ace ever going to do a Music Thread? Of course not. He ignores music like he ignores the proletariat. The People want to talk about gay songs! Jerk.

Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (uEbPt)

97 Why can't I find a talented dog like that? The last dog I tried to keep shat on my face while I slept.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (+dsLj)

98
He ain't nuthin' but a hound dog.

Cryin' all the time

Posted by: naturalfake at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (9wmyx)

99 LOL! Al Sharpton "looked a lot better when he was heavy. He knows it, too."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

100 How are bats like leftists?

They both carry numerous infectious diseases and their shit piles up where they live.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (+0AKE)

101 Who's having a rally? Where is it? How long will it last? Why wasn't I informed?

Posted by: Brian Karem at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)

102 I am tired about hearing all the crap about this Corona Virus. They treat it like the Black Plague..... Too much !!!! I have a better chance of getting killed by getting hit by a car ..........

Posted by: James at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (qM84C)


Better chance of getting killed by a shark in a swimming pool. Well, that happened on CSI and that's real, you know. Just like Law and Order is real, ripped from the headlines. And CNN is real news because they have great reporters like Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: CNN Viewer Not Stuck In An Airport at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (Y8PSl)

103 He's dissing Van Jones?!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

104 Trump funny !

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)

105 I never knew what you all wanted
So I gave you everything
All that I could pillage
All the spells that I could sing
It's as if the thing were written
In the constitution of the age
Sooner or later
You'll wind up pacing the cage.....

Posted by: Buddy Mercury at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (Z+IKu)

106 Van Jones. typical.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)

107
69 The only drug ace touches is excellence.
Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:13 PM (QLPEO)


I tried that once.

I still get flashbacks.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (TdMsT)

108 Who IS this President!? Finally! Telling everyone what the Republican Party is...or SHOULD BE. Amazing!

****************

I want to lick the face of the hottie behind him.

Is that wrong? Should I not be thinking that?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel Channeling George Costanza at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (+dsLj)

109 sniffybigtoe, this absurd ruling by the 9th is just more of the same.

And despite the magic apparently that will flow from changing personnel, the new baseline for judicial tyranny has advanced tremendously the last few years.

As several have been observing with disgust, alarm, and amazement, there appears to be literally no conceivable judicial vandalism that the administration will not instantly implement.

The "win" on sanctuary jurisdiction funding, besides being far from a slam-dunk on the merits, is nothing next to this and similar cases, which has the judiciary arrogantly usurping central executive powers.

Only for appearances sake, I still think the judiciary would stop before attempting to issue operational orders to the military - but I wouldn't bet that the administration wouldn't comply if they did.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (El6T/)

110 Better chance of getting killed by a shark in a swimming pool. Well, that happened on CSI and that's real, you know. Just like Law and Order is real, ripped from the headlines. And CNN is real news because they have great reporters like Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: CNN Viewer Not Stuck In An Airport at February




In fairness, if you are in a swimming pool with a shark that is very dangerous.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (HALdu)

111 The beagle (?) is cute, but it sounds like the coyotes howling in my neighborhood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

112 How are bats like leftists?

They both carry numerous infectious diseases and their shit piles up where they live.
Posted by: sniffybigtoep



And I wish Ozzy would bite some heads off.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (786Ro)

113 Buddy is trying so hard to use his "inside voice".

Posted by: Hereogar at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (eQ0LF)

114 I'm still waiting for Trump to say, "Hey everybody, we're all going to get laid!" at a rally.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (+0AKE)

115
I tried that once.

I still get flashbacks.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (TdMsT)

lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (Orx/W)

116
I'd still be recovering from the whirlwind India trip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)


Right?

I've been to Europe a few times. It takes me a few days to get over it.....and I'm not his age....not close.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)

117 This is totally my beagle. He doesn't play, but play piano he sings.

Any classical music especially strings.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (ZfRYq)

118 Who's having a rally? Where is it? How long will it last? Why wasn't I informed?
Posted by: Brian Karem at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)


Butt-Edge-Edge, in the Waffle House bathroom - - the one off of I-95 around Peniel Crossroads. (1)

(1) Yes, there actually is a Peniel Crossroads, SC if GoogMaps is to be believed.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (NiXyF)

119 Space Force!
Drink!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (SfYbS)

120 Excellence is a stepping stone drug to Responsibility.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (l3+k2)

121 SPACE FORCE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (Zz0t1)

122 I miss Keyboard Cat.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (JwTJa)

123 SPACE FORCE !

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

124 Posted by: rosco at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (WX+x0)

Objection, facts not in evidence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)

125 What's with all the Captcha's? Every single video thinks I'm a Russian bot.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (jyVW0)

126 you would think the 9th would have held off issuing their ruling about stay in mex until after wuahnbola is over.

did they have to issue now?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (HALdu)

127 They both carry numerous infectious diseases and their shit piles up where they live.

****************

Why do you think we're out of China? We're trying to get away from that bat soup shit. WTF dude.

Posted by: Coronavirus, Currently Getting a Spa Treatment in San Francisco at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

128 I miss Keyboard Cat.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (JwTJa)


Me too. Sweet old kitteh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

129 They both carry numerous infectious diseases and their shit piles up where they live.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (+0AKE)

A music thread?

(sings, hoarsely) "Guano-tanamera, o, Guano-tanamera"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (9jbIB)

130 Dog'll never make it in the big time. He only knows two notes.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (XxJt1)

131 I want to lick the face of the hottie behind him.

Is that wrong? Should I not be thinking that?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel Channeling George Costanza at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (+dsLj)


No one here would respect you if you weren't.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Orx/W)

132 Trump going after the dirty cops! Draining the swamp!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

133 LOL! Al Sharpton "looked a lot better when he was heavy. He knows it, too."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ptqGC)


Everything on his body shrunk except his HEAD. He looks like a water baby.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)

134 {{{Ladyl}}}

"A proper dog's politics begin and end at the food bowl!" ~ Conor

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

135 I think he looks all right... He looked tired during em-peach drama.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (zr5Kq)

136 THE SWAMP!!!!

DRINK!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Yes, there actually is a Peniel Crossroads, SC

*****

You just know Mayor Buttfuck is picking those places on purpose.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Incel at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (+dsLj)

138 Trump needs to invite Casper van Dien, Michael Ironside, and Dina Merrill to the first ever swearing in of Space Force Cadets.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (786Ro)

139 LOL! Al Sharpton "looked a lot better when he was heavy. He knows it, too."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ptqGC)



Everything on his body shrunk except his HEAD. He looks like a water baby.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)


He looks like a reverse shrunken head. Or an actual shrunken head on a too-small body.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

140
A dog playing the piano. Are we allowed to go off topic?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (G51Gf)

141 what the fuck is up with sharpton's head? looks like an overripe prune suck on a fucking toothpick. he pay his taxes yet?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (KP5rU)

142 Beagles are the best of the breeds at singing and bagging the bunny, but not so much on the piano.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (XhWtx)

143 from the other thread -

I missed Miley's call the other day. I returned the call, but she didn't answer.

I just told her, and she's looking at her phone now.

The knee is doing good, knock on wood. Healing up nicely. I'm off the walker and they let me skip the cane step. The main thing is trying to get my knee to extend all the way. It's been drawn up for a long time, and that's going to be a bitch to get it straight.

With me straining and the therapist helping pushing down hard, I can get it to 6 degrees off straight. And that's hurting so hard, I can hardly stand it.

It was 10 degrees, so that's 4 degrees improvement after a week.

It's going to be a bitch and it may not make it all the way, but they're going to try.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rCwaK)

I broke the armbones near the wrist last May and had to have a plate, and when I started PT I could hardly do anything with my fingers and hands due to stiffness, and tremula when trying to hold things. Oddly most of the effects were in the hand not the wrist but a good part of the work went quickly. I still have a little stiffness in the fingers and because of the plate can only bend the hand back 45 degrees instead of the original almost 90, and the grip strength is a bit weak as I found when I had to move three 5 foot shelves of books after a plumbing leak to the other side of the house, and the shelves too.

Good luck with the therapy!

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

144 134 {{{Ladyl}}}

"A proper dog's politics begin and end at the food bowl!" ~ Conor
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (BiNEL)


{{{Hrothgar}}}

Conor is very wise. Give Conor a big hug from Aunt Ladyl!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (TdMsT)

145 A dog playing the piano. Are we allowed to go off topic?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Only if it's Star Trek.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (QLPEO)

146 In fairness, if you are in a swimming pool with a shark that is very dangerous.
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (HALdu)

Likewise, if you are in an Oldsmobile with the Swimmer. Ask me how I know. Oh, wait...

Posted by: zombie Mary Jo Kopechne at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (9jbIB)

147 140
A dog playing the piano. Are we allowed to go off topic?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (G51Gf)

Isn't that a painting on velvet?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (Orx/W)

148 Is it ok to go off topic in an open thread?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Incel at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (+dsLj)

149 What's with all the Captcha's? Every single video thinks I'm a Russian bot.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2020 08:22 PMp


All your videos are belong to me.

Posted by: Allapundit at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (786Ro)

150 End AIDS, put a woman on the moon and a US Flag on MARS?

He's throwing some SHIT tonight.....wow.

Go Trump Go. Just make it HAPPEN.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)

151 what the fuck is up with sharpton's head? looks like an overripe prune suck on a fucking toothpick. he pay his taxes yet?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February




hottie girlfriend, stomach stapling, new tailor

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (HALdu)

152 †Trump needs to invite Casper van Dien, Michael Ironside, and Dina Merrill to the first ever swearing in of Space Force Cadets.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (786Ro)

Honestly, I can see Trump inviting Shatner for that.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (Izzlo)

153 A dog playing the piano. Are we allowed to go off topic?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Only if it's Star Trek.
Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (QLPEO)


Cut to a whippet yodling "Bitter Dregs."

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (NiXyF)

154 I watched a video of a chicken playing America the Beautiful on the piano. It was so cute.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (PisyI)

155 Posted by: Brian Karem at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)

You seem concerned.

You should talk to a shrink about your concerns.
Now.

Posted by: Don't waste any time! at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (/LQkF)

156 There's a topic?

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (786Ro)

157 fyi, great white sharks do not do very well in captivity so that might be safer than some other shark.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (HALdu)

158 He looks like a reverse shrunken head. Or an actual shrunken head on a too-small body.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)


LOL!

He's the rare, but obvious South Bronx Bloated Head of the African-American Bronxian tribe.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (Zz0t1)

159 These are actual town and county names in SC where Buttgiggy should campaign:
BucklickFingervilleNo Mans LandHappy Bottom

Pixy's about to mess with me, I just know it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

160 Damn it, Pixy. Why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

161 The Prime Directive of Space Force?

Schlong 'em.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:28 PM (786Ro)

162 He's taken over the Charlie Sheen WINNING!!!!!

I love it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Forget it, Trump -- it's Cuckytown.


I've been saying since his election that he should be building an organization to find/identify and groom/mentor hundreds of mini-Trumps all over the county, and of course most importantly a successor who will extend and exceed his fight-back legacy.
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

If Trump picks him, he won't be a Trump, but a toady. You have to sow the crop and let it grow on its own.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (eoQWY)

164 Thers a cute video of an alligator playing the piano. Well... he ate the pianist but hey cute is cute.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Orx/W)

165 Trump killing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

166 Sharon, I think the Boss intends this thread to be the antidote to the previous.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (XxJt1)

167 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (TdMsT)

Conor appreciates the hug, he is grinning like crazy.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (BiNEL)

168 Evidently Chris Matthews thinks all black men look the same-

https://tinyurl.com/wy8mvmq

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (wiXsO)

169 lol Levin just launched on a Bernie bro.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 08:30 PM (JwTJa)

170 Please come to coastal GA, PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

171 Thers a cute video of an alligator playing the piano. Well... he ate the pianist but hey cute is cute.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

Mayor Pete can swallow pianists whole I hear.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:30 PM (SfYbS)

172 That was great

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:30 PM (ZCEU2)

173 There's a topic?

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (786Ro)


There's always a topic or two at hand. You know you got the memo.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 08:31 PM (Y8PSl)

174
Only if it's Star Trek.
Posted by: eleven

========

I'm watching Chris Hayes and Elizabeth Warren on MSNBC. I think they're on another planet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 08:31 PM (G51Gf)

175 Mayor Pete can swallow pianists whole I hear.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:30 PM (SfYbS)

thanks for the layup.

You misspelled "penis"!

Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:32 PM (Orx/W)

176 101
Who's having a rally? Where is it? How long will it last? Why wasn't I informed?


Posted by: Brian Karem at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)

LOL

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 08:32 PM (uEbPt)

177 >"I could literally watch this for hours."

Ace... you ok there, buddy?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 28, 2020 08:32 PM (0Xx0p)

178 Thers a cute video of an alligator playing the piano. Well... he ate the pianist but hey cute is cute.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Orx/W)

Someone should put a harp, or maybe a kiddie piano in the tank with an octopus. They are very smart, and might be able to make them work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:32 PM (9jbIB)

179 167 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (TdMsT)

Conor appreciates the hug, he is grinning like crazy.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (BiNEL)


Conor!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (TdMsT)

180 Dems think they can turn SC blue. Not this time around.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (l3+k2)

181 thanks for the layup.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob

I'm a team player like that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (SfYbS)

182 I've been watching a bunch of parrot videos lately and those birds are funny as shit. This one really cracks me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piMKyc6n2qE

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (+0AKE)

183 Trump needs to invite Casper van Dien, Michael Ironside, and Dina Merrill to the first ever swearing in of Space Force Cadets.




Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (786Ro)



Honestly, I can see Trump inviting Shatner for that.


Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (Izzlo)



Raise.......your......right.....hand!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 08:34 PM (+k5vA)

184
I've been watching a bunch of parrot videos lately and those birds are funny as shit. This one really cracks me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piMKyc6n2qE
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (+0AKE)



Cockatoo

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)

185 Raise.......your......right.....hand!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 08:34 PM (+k5vA)



LOL !

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)

186
Hillary! wears Depends cuz she's the pianist.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (9wmyx)

187 Yes, there actually is a Peniel Crossroads, SC

*****

You just know Mayor Buttfuck is picking those places on purpose.
Posted by: Two Weeks

The most famous place for stump speeches in SC is called Gallivant's Fairy.

Posted by: Miklos, not making this up at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (QzkSJ)

188 Those cockatoos are insane. They don't seem to be able to talk as well as parrots, but they get the cadence on tone of human peach perfect.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (+0AKE)

189 weekends are too short....

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

190 Honestly, I can see Trump inviting Shatner for that.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (Izzlo)

Raise.......your......right.....hand!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 08:34 PM (+k5vA)


If the Space Force's swearing-in ceremony doesn't have the E Plebnista in it somewhere, a beagle somewhere will lose its piano.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (NiXyF)

191 "Cockatoo"

Sis has one. Busiest damn bird in the world. And noisiest.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:37 PM (XxJt1)

192 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (TdMsT)

Now he is really grinning after that shout-out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)

193 Those cockatoos are insane. They don't seem to be able to talk as well as parrots, but they get the cadence on tone of human peach perfect.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (+0AKE)


Find videos of African Grey parrot if you can. Very intelligent. Science supports !

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)

194 182 I've been watching a bunch of parrot videos lately and those birds are funny as shit. This one really cracks me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piMKyc6n2qE
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (+0AKE)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

195 Pete needs to visit Happy Bottom, SC. Yes, it exists.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

196 Tucker is panic mongering again. Unwatchable.

*******

Dude needs to chill out.

Posted by: Coronavirus, Currently Listening to Put A Little Love in Your Heart at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (+dsLj)

197 Medium Buying @MediumBuying
FLASH: Bloomberg currently has no TV ad spending booked beyond Super Tuesday

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 08:39 PM (BqBId)

198 Daily Star Trek Symposium is now, right? I heard Captain Picard face-palming himself earlier Thread today ...

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 28, 2020 08:39 PM (DMUuz)

199 Those cockatoos are insane. They don't seem to be able to talk as well as parrots, but they get the cadence on tone of human peach perfect.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (+0AKE)


But can they do Nancy Pelosi impeach perfect?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:39 PM (BiNEL)

200 Now Crazy Burny is on CSPN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:39 PM (+y/Ru)

201 Love the parrot videos where he "feeds the BABIES"

Posted by: skywch at February 28, 2020 08:40 PM (IWvy/)

202 I believe Captain Picard was facepalming over comments made concerning the M2411 Phaser, BTW.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 28, 2020 08:41 PM (DMUuz)

203 Peniel is a place mentioned in the Bible. In Genesis 32:30 Jacob names the place that because he has seen the face of God and lived.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 08:41 PM (WI7YS)

204 Jan D'oh @ 159, you left out Round O.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2020 08:41 PM (XhWtx)

205 Wasn't there a vid of some cockatoo dancing to the back street boys some time back?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:41 PM (HALdu)

206 Love the parrot videos where he "feeds the BABIES"

Posted by: skywch at February 28, 2020 08:40 PM (IWvy/)


Yes!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

207 I'm a team player like that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (SfYbS)


*claps and points at PDtD like Trump does*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM (Orx/W)

208 192 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (TdMsT)

Now he is really grinning after that shout-out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)


Okay.


Now scratch Conor behind the ears and above his tail.

Tell Conor its from Aunt Ladyl.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM (TdMsT)

209 Pebble The Crazy Cockatoo has been through too many acrimonious AoSHQ firestorms.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM (NiXyF)

210 Sis has one. Busiest damn bird in the world. And noisiest.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:37 PM (XxJt1)


Extremely loud, too. My friend had exotic birds. When she was in the backyard on the phone, it sounded like a jungle and the birds were on the second floor. Would drive me crazy as, to me, it's worse than a yapper dog.

Was very surprised to be told about the longevity of the some of these exotic birds. 75-100 years? People who have such birds have to put their disposition in their wills as the birds will most likely outlive their owners.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM (Y8PSl)

211 Oh, unlike for Trump, they're showing the Burnie crowd. I doubt there are 1000 people there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:43 PM (+y/Ru)

212 OMG! sniffybigtoe, that is hysterical!

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:43 PM (XxJt1)

213 Tell Conor its from Aunt Ladyl.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM


My real Aunt Lady would have pushed a salmon jerky treat through the USB port.

Posted by: Conor at February 28, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)

214 Bernie is a riot to watch, still can't believe he believes his own bull shit yet everyone says he does.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:44 PM (ZCEU2)

215 Tucker is getting hard to watch. He basically said tonight (if I heard him right) the Trump economy only benefits the super rich.
Then he went into his corona nightmares.

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 28, 2020 08:44 PM (2oYEN)

216 "196 Tucker is panic mongering again. Unwatchable."

I guess he never apologized for his last pointless panic attack.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 08:45 PM (H8QX8)

217 As if we needed another TDS victim to admit it:

Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog 3h

I have no liked tweets. I have decided that I want to like one tweet. Respond to this with a comment of staggering, Earth shattering brilliance. If it moves me, you may earn the incredible honor of being my one and only liked tweet. This is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2020 08:45 PM (rysH+)

218 215: The New England Journal of medicine is not panicky

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:46 PM (ONvIw)

219 Tucker is getting hard to watch. He basically said
tonight (if I heard him right) the Trump economy only benefits the super
rich.
Then he went into his corona nightmares.


Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 28, 2020 08:44 PM (2oYEN)

The New Fox. Like the New the_donald. Not that the Old Fox was any real treat. Fuckin' O'Reilly that blowhard. The Face of Fox News. What a great face for "conservatives".

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 08:46 PM (uEbPt)

220 When I lived in Iowa, Sis was two blocks away. When she had her bird outside I could hear him.
*wiping away tears of laughter and preparing to watch the cockatoo tantrum again*

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:46 PM (XxJt1)

221 God, this makes me realize how much I fucking hate people.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:46 PM (rLZe7)

222 What was Tucker's last panic? That Iran was going to murder us all in our sleep?

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 08:47 PM (uEbPt)

223 That Iran was going to murder us all in our sleep?
Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 08:47 PM (uEbPt)

Yeah, that WWIII with Iran was coming, or something.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 08:48 PM (H8QX8)

224 What was Tucker's last panic? That Iran was going to murder us all in our sleep?
Posted by: ...

I think there was one after that, it seems like they happen Avery 3 weeks or so.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (SfYbS)

225 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:46 PM (rLZe7)

What makes you realize you "f'ing hate people?" Dog baying while pounding the piano?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (WI7YS)

226 I shut off Tucker permanently after his Iran anti war tirade where he paraded all his little Washington anti war friends who agreed with him. Douche.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (rLZe7)

227 tucker has always made a living preying on the weak willed. it's his schtick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (KP5rU)

228 I want to thank the Horde for the informative discussions on the COVID-19.

My anxiety kid called today in a minor panic and I was able to talk her calmer with insights from here- primarily that most headlines in the FNM on the topic are OrangeManBad clickbait.

Posted by: Sal at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (bo8pf)

229 222 Now he can tie these together. Iran's corona issue is hitting the leadership. Euro Iran lovers and Kerry better watch out

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:50 PM (ONvIw)

230 Tucker's come down with a case of Town Crier syndrome.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 08:50 PM (H8QX8)

231 Those birds look like a lot of fun, and I don't think my cats would even bother a bird that big. Apparently, they can give a very painful bite too.

But then I started watching this lady (and not just for the birds) and she doesn't recommend these birds for pets at all, and she seems pretty familiar with them.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1BpMn4ErGPo8XB3Rzltojg

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:50 PM (+0AKE)

232 Interesting thread from a Kung Flu patient.

https://bit.ly/3ceCjOO

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:50 PM (+y/Ru)

233 what happened to Tucker anyway?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 08:51 PM (G546f)

234 "What makes you realize you "f'ing hate people?" Dog baying while pounding the piano?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (WI7YS)"

Yeah. Why?

Animals are so much better than the average person. They're loyal, purely honest and entertaining. Plus they don't shoot at you.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:51 PM (rLZe7)

235 Tucker is a Fucker & Hannity is unwatchable

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 08:51 PM (BqBId)

236 At least Hannity's heart is in the right place.

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 28, 2020 08:52 PM (2oYEN)

237 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:51 PM (rLZe7)

Because I wasn't sure what prompted the comment/ Video or something said on the thread/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (WI7YS)

238 235: fox news is unwatchable. all of it. nicklefuckers, the whole thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (KP5rU)

239 The thing with Tucker is I do not get where he is going with his schtick?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (HALdu)

240

All Confederate-related paraphernalia must soon be removed from all Marine installations, according to the highest-ranking officer in the US Marine Corps.

In a memo, obtained by Military.com, Commandant Gen. David Berger said he was prioritizing this "for immediate execution." The new rule follows a decision by the Defense Department to not ban representations of the Confederacy immediately following the 2015 mass-shooting of nine African American churchgoers, according to USA Today.

The same memo ordered Marine leaders to examine changes for women too. This included a review of yearlong maternity leave for Marines and a look at how more women can move in to combat roles. Berger's memo also encouraged leaders to extend parental leave for same-sex couples, according to Military.com.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

241 235 You could have improved your post by rhyming Hannity with Sanity or Vanity. Muldoon would not have made this error/

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (ONvIw)

242 "American diagnosed with coronavirus says 'so far, it isn't that bad'; Welcomes the time away from his wife"


I lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (+dsLj)

243

If the corona virus is going to hit anyone in this country can it hit the chickenshits on Wall Street. After all they should pay for the carnage they inflicted on this country this week with their panic BS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 08:54 PM (+k5vA)

244 what happened to Tucker anyway?
Posted by: vmom 2020 v21


Probably just got tired of the "WhY U sO TrUmPy?" clapback. He's only human, and getting a near riot of PantiFa kicking at his door last year would frighten most.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2020 08:54 PM (rysH+)

245 "Because I wasn't sure what prompted the comment/ Video or something said on the thread/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (WI7YS)"

Burning anger from years of experience only tempered by the love of Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:54 PM (rLZe7)

246 If Iran's leaders are coming down with corona, what are we doing to keep clandestine Democrats from re-entering the country?

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2020 08:54 PM (lK7fO)

247 My real Aunt Lady would have pushed a salmon jerky treat through the USB port.
Posted by: Conor at February 28, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)


I'll add that to my grocery list, dear Conor. Anything for such a good boy!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:55 PM (TdMsT)

248 what happened to Tucker anyway?
*****
he has always been a Putz, Rush used to call him Snidley Whiplash

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 08:55 PM (BqBId)

249 QUARANTINE ALL THE THINGS!

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 08:55 PM (+J//Q)

250 239: neither does he. he really doesn't care either. long as he put asses in the seats.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:55 PM (KP5rU)

251 246: Quarantine at gitmo?

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:55 PM (ONvIw)

252 Probably just got tired of the "WhY U sO TrUmPy?" clapback. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2020 08:54 PM (rysH+)

That sounds about right.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 08:56 PM (H8QX8)

253 If the corona virus is going to hit anyone in this country can it hit the chickenshits on Wall Street. After all they should pay for the carnage they inflicted on this country this week with their panic BS

******************

Id like to buy the dip because this is an artificial correction based on mania and orange man bad dementia.

But since Im a clueless idiot I have no idea what to invest in.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 08:56 PM (+dsLj)

254 Funny vids of parrots being annoying to cats:

https://tinyurl.com/tw64mtk

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

255
Rush used to call him Snidley Whiplash
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani


Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

256 Chef's kiss

https://tinyurl.com/vorknzv

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

257 Bernie is a riot to watch, still can't believe he believes his own bull shit yet everyone says he does.
Posted by: Skip
------

And yet, and yet...the press/media fail to call that to everyone's attention. The obvious reason is that they are collectively on-board or ignorant (no real difference there).

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 08:57 PM (xSo9G)

258 Trump should do a 50 state tour. Anger the donks even more.

Posted by: morigu at February 28, 2020 08:58 PM (Eu98u)

259 Wait..wut? Tucker saying Chelsea Clinton is now a professor of public health at Columbia University?

WHAT?!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:58 PM (ptqGC)

260 Totally gave up on Fox though do wish Levin's show was more on my schedule.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:58 PM (ZCEU2)

261 Rush used to call Tucker "Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.". I had to go to wiki for that under Dobie Gillis'

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 28, 2020 08:58 PM (2oYEN)

262 the guvner of cali opens his piehole one more time, lock that fucking state down. nobody in, nobody out. fuck him, let them wallow in their shit encrusted paradise. damn that place is a pain in the ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:58 PM (KP5rU)

263 Quarantine Quentin Tarantino before it's too late!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:59 PM (+y/Ru)

264 235
Tucker is a Fucker Hannity is unwatchable

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani


#walkaway from fox

I did it quite some time ago.

O'Blowhard

Whorealdo

Juan da Libtard

Memememe Hannity

Several others at the time before they left that really grated on my nerves.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 28, 2020 08:59 PM (qZdIZ)

265 Stupid dog.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 08:59 PM (hku12)

266 265: smarter than any democrat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

267 Tonypete, if you are still around, I sent you an e-mail.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 09:02 PM (a4EWo)

268 Stupid dog.
Posted by: BurtTC

---

Eustace? Is that you?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 09:03 PM (Y4EXg)

269 Got it and answered.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 09:04 PM (Y4EXg)

270 All Confederate-related paraphernalia must soon be removed from all Marine installations, according to the highest-ranking officer in the US Marine Corps.

In a memo, obtained by Military.com, Commandant Gen. David Berger said he was prioritizing this "for immediate execution." The new rule follows a decision by the Defense Department to not ban representations of the Confederacy immediately following the 2015 mass-shooting of nine African American churchgoers, according to USA Today.

The same memo ordered Marine leaders to examine changes for women too. This included a review of yearlong maternity leave for Marines and a look at how more women can move in to combat roles. Berger's memo also encouraged leaders to extend parental leave for same-sex couples, according to Military.com.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)


Right.

I know female Marines who think they're just as tough as men.

They're not.

I like the idea of year long maternity leave though. Let's have wars around their bleeding cycles. I'm sure the Chinamen and Norks will wait.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:04 PM (hku12)

271 Tucker saying Chelsea Clinton is now a professor of public health at Columbia University?

WHAT?!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Professor of Pubic Health
he star student is Gwyneth Pewcandle

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 09:04 PM (G546f)

272 That dog is singing for my supper.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 28, 2020 09:05 PM (EgshT)

273 Stupid dog.
Posted by: BurtTC

---

Eustace? Is that you?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 09:03 PM (Y4EXg)


I don't know who you're talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8tE7ZVY7nA

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:07 PM (hku12)

274 Tucker Carlson is going to come out in support of single payer health care one of these days. Mark my words.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 28, 2020 09:07 PM (xPl2J)

275 think tucker meant she's a professor of pubic health.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

276 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:09 PM (arJlL)

277 I think corona's going to go away in a few weeks when the cold and flu season fades. Nobody gets the flu in the warm weather.

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 28, 2020 09:10 PM (2oYEN)

278 time to burn down every institute of higher learning. then, nuke them. just to be sure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

279 maybe we should go to Italy anyeay
it's probably fine

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 09:11 PM (G546f)

280 Rush used to call him Snidley Whiplash
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani

Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:56 PM (aKsyK)
******
That's right !!!

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 09:12 PM (BqBId)

281 What did Tucker do now? Every now and then he manages to piss everyone off here, and I'm not sure I get it. Teevee personalities shouldn't cause anyone heartache or heartburn.

It's just a show.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:13 PM (hku12)

282 maybe we should go to Italy anyeay
it's probably fine
Posted by: vmom 2020 v21

Just watch your purse & pockets in the cities.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 09:14 PM (SfYbS)

283 279 - i thought you cancelled flight?

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 09:14 PM (+J//Q)

284
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

=======

And Esper is fine with this?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 09:15 PM (G51Gf)

285 what does chelzee know about health? i'm sure the little entitled bitch doesn't even wipe her own ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:15 PM (KP5rU)

286 time to burn down every institute of higher learning. then, nuke them. just to be sure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

Then round up any survivors and make them hammer the rubble into pebbles.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 09:15 PM (9Om/r)

287 Jason Chaffetz subbing for Hannity tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2020 09:16 PM (wiXsO)

288 I honestly can't remember the last time I watched Fox News or any other news network. None of them are 'News'. Journalism is dead. It's all activism now. Bah Humbug. I'd ask what Tucker has done to earn such scorn from the Horde but I really don't care. I never watched him much beyond the occasional YouTube clips. Meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2020 09:16 PM (TvX16)

289 286: nice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:17 PM (KP5rU)

290 Right.

I know female Marines who think they're just as tough as men.

They're not.

I like the idea of year long maternity leave though. Let's have wars around their bleeding cycles. I'm sure the Chinamen and Norks will wait.
Posted by: BurtTC at February




that's just crazy talk

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (HALdu)

291
281 What did Tucker do now? Every now and then he manages to piss everyone off here, and I'm not sure I get it. Teevee personalities shouldn't cause anyone heartache or heartburn.

It's just a show.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:13 PM (hku12)



The "OMG Tucker!" stuff to me is slightly less annoying than the "OMG look at Drudge!" comments. I mean Tucker does seem to have on good segments at times but I still don't feel like turning on Fox News. Drudge was always annoying. Just frickin' tell us what dumb headline he wrote that was so worth running over here to tell us about.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (Z7lwY)

292 Chelsea Clinton has got to be the most boring person on the planet. She really has zero public speaking skills.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (wiXsO)

293 what does chelzee know about health? i'm sure the little entitled bitch doesn't even wipe her own ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Isn't her degree in sociology or some shit?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (SfYbS)

294 maybe we should go to Italy anyeay
it's probably fine
Posted by: vmom 2020 v21


Thinking things are fine here is not the same as going to italy.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (HALdu)

295 21m
Iranian authorities firmly pursued to conceal flights of Mahan Air to China; however, their miscalculation resulted in another scandal for their government.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 09:19 PM (BqBId)

296 293: graft and spinach pancakes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:19 PM (KP5rU)

297 I think we know why this coronavirus is spreading so much.

Racism:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=124P675CXjk

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:20 PM (hku12)

298 OMG. I love that dog.

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

299 The "OMG Tucker!" stuff to me is slightly less annoying than the "OMG look at Drudge!" comments. I mean Tucker does seem to have on good segments at times but I still don't feel like turning on Fox News. Drudge was always annoying. Just frickin' tell us what dumb headline he wrote that was so worth running over here to tell us about.
Posted by: buzzion at February




meh, you know drudge is kind of a google thing now.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)

300 I had a beagle, briefly.

Always wanted one; in my younger years, I loved to hunt rabbit, and coveted beagles.

Until I actually owned one. Jesus fucking Christ, it was the most emotionally overwrought female in the house, and I have a wife and two daughters with frequently overlapping menses.

I could not fucking take it. I gave her to my brother, who mercifully took her off my hands.

I now have a (male) Boston Terrier -- best goddamned dog I've ever had. He and I drink rum together. That dog has his head on straight. Sure, he's emotional; but most of those emotions are anger at squirrels and rage at bunnies.

That fucking beagle expressed howls of existential angst, daily. She wept -- actual tears -- if she thought she wasn't getting enough attention.

Posted by: Pastafarian at February 28, 2020 09:21 PM (scwAj)

301 Chelsea Clinton will only be interesting if she is filmed nude in a lesbian orgy with The Squad and that 'throuple' former congresscritter. Even then it will require me to be nearly comatose drunk to watch on XHamster.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2020 09:21 PM (TvX16)

302 Is Trump at a rally? I can't find him on tv....

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2020 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

303 RedRidingHood @ 292 yeah Chelsea is boring and her parents Hillary and Webb being rich and all that. Ama Carter turned out so much more refined.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2020 09:24 PM (XhWtx)

304 I've been lost in Cuckatoo videos for the past 45 mins.

*shakes fist at sniffybigtoe*

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 09:24 PM (cF8AT)

305 301: that fuckin place would smell like a gymnasium filled with gas station sushi. baking in the sun.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

306 >> Chelsea Clinton will only be interesting if she is filmed nude in a lesbian orgy with

That's not interesting, that's obscene. The thought of that would put me off lezbo orgies for a few minutes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 09:24 PM (f1Vqw)

307
So she's Healthy Chelsea now?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 09:25 PM (f1Vqw)

308 Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:13 PM (hku12)



The "OMG Tucker!" stuff to me is slightly less annoying than the "OMG look at Drudge!" comments. I mean Tucker does seem to have on good segments at times but I still don't feel like turning on Fox News. Drudge was always annoying. Just frickin' tell us what dumb headline he wrote that was so worth running over here to tell us about.
Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (Z7lwY)


It's the "Made ya look" school of journalism. Same nonsense as the stupid grabber headlines they put at the bottoms of articles: Look at what Kim Kardashian wore to the Grammys!

Yeah, no.

But if you click over, I guess they get money.

That's what Tucker does too.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12)

309 301. thanks for that nightmare fuel cous. I worry about some of you morons.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 09:25 PM (+J//Q)

310 vmom.....we have been in contact with friends in east Italy and everything is fine. They think the media is "of course" over blowing it

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2020 09:26 PM (/UQ/R)

311 vmom.....we have been in contact with friends in east Italy and everything is fine. They think the media is "of course" over blowing it
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February




that is fine, however, anybody that goes to a country and gets whuanbola now is not coming back in.

they knew better.

that goes even more for cruises.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:28 PM (HALdu)

312 299 The "OMG Tucker!" stuff to me is slightly less annoying than the "OMG look at Drudge!" comments. I mean Tucker does seem to have on good segments at times but I still don't feel like turning on Fox News. Drudge was always annoying. Just frickin' tell us what dumb headline he wrote that was so worth running over here to tell us about.
Posted by: buzzion at February




meh, you know drudge is kind of a google thing now.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)



I'm talking about even before he sold out. I always found "Look at Drudge!" comments annoying. If it's that important you should be linking the actual article not his dumb headline.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 09:31 PM (Z7lwY)

313 I could watch Buddy for literally seconds.

Posted by: jsg at February 28, 2020 09:31 PM (6wQGO)

314 Wow, Jerry Rivers was actually sensible on The Five today.

Posted by: logprof at February 28, 2020 09:31 PM (oZuI0)

315 not so.....you are purposely being contrarian

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2020 09:32 PM (/UQ/R)

316 vmom.....we have been in contact with friends in east Italy and everything is fine. They think the media is "of course" over blowing it
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Yeah.

But what about West Italy ?

Where Sergio filmed all them sparghetti westerns ?

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:33 PM (arJlL)

317 I'm talking about even before he sold out. I always found "Look at Drudge!" comments annoying. If it's that important you should be linking the actual article not his dumb headline.
Posted by: buzzion at Februar



I agree

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:33 PM (HALdu)

318
time to burn down every institute of higher learning. then, nuke them. just to be sure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

Then round up any survivors and make them hammer the rubble into pebbles.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 09:15 PM (9Om/r)







Then have them mix it with Quickcrete so it can set into boulders overnight. Then they can start over again in the morning.

Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2020 09:33 PM (eXA4G)

319 Wow, Jerry Rivers was actually sensible on The Five today.
Posted by: logprof

Did he have the beer bottle from Al Capone's vault tested for the virus ?

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:35 PM (arJlL)

320 not so.....you are purposely being contrarian
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February


no, I said don't go before you said go.

Italy is not as wealthy or organized as the U.S. and they have loads of "migrants" from sw asia and north africa sneaking in daily.

how long is the flight to italy? 10 hours?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:35 PM (HALdu)

321 Chelsea Clinton will only be interesting if she is
filmed nude in a lesbian orgy with The Squad and that 'throuple' former
congresscritter. Even then it will require me to be nearly comatose
drunk to watch on XHamster.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2020 09:21 PM (TvX16)


Oh hell no, nope, noooo nooo, fuck no. No fucking way no. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 09:36 PM (9Om/r)

322 Speaking of nightmare fuel, has anyone seen Cher lately? I can't decide if she looks more like a tranny or a drag queen with each passing day.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 09:36 PM (+J//Q)

323 310; not making a suggestion , but this is not the first corona virus to cause viral pneumonia and it wont he the last. The elderly, the immunocompromised and people with COPD should take extra precautions. Prof N is nearly 80 and has a history of chemo and respiratory issues. I told him hes staying out of crowds, avoiding air travel and cruises. I would say this during any tough flu season, but more this year due to influenza B and the prevalence of viral pneumonia even before wuhan.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 09:36 PM (ONvIw)

324 This is why the internet was invented. They can shut it off now.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 09:37 PM (Kc8Wi)

325 323: casket mannequin. that's cher. another fucking fake indian.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:38 PM (KP5rU)

326 Speaking of nightmare fuel, has anyone seen Cher lately? I can't decide if she looks more like a tranny or a drag queen with each passing day.
Posted by: kallisto

carpaccio

Posted by: Miklos, with after dinner drinks, not like the before dinner drinks at February 28, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

327 Well, well, well, look who's doing well with Hispanic voters.

https://tinyurl.com/rdgw3jx

Read the story, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2020 09:39 PM (7WC33)

328 DO NOT GET A COCKATOO!! They can make a noise as loud as a jet engine. Out of all the parrots, that really is the one you should not get.

My husband's nephew is bring the macaw and his new cockatoo to the family service tomorrow. Which means I really can't be around him indoors.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 28, 2020 09:40 PM (JKNZq)

329 Slow around here tonight...everyone get a real life or something???

Posted by: lin-duh at February 28, 2020 09:44 PM (UUBmN)

330 Jeffrey Lord reminds me of Andrew Jackson. I guess it's the hair.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 28, 2020 09:44 PM (sGotD)

331 Kate Upton - most overrated model. Proof you can stick a pair of boobs on anything with the right management and baffling hysteria ensues.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Kc8Wi)

332 My husband's nephew is bring the macaw and his new cockatoo to the family service tomorrow. Which means I really can't be around him indoors.
Posted by: notsothoreau

And that doesn't sound like a bad thing !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (arJlL)

333 Chelsea Clinton will only be interesting if she is
filmed nude in a lesbian orgy with The Squad and that 'throuple' former
congresscritter.


I am standing here at five guys waiting for my order and you are trying to induce a projectile puke?

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (se7Gm)

334 AOP-
Hope you get over the Desert-Plague and heal up soon.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 28, 2020 09:47 PM (bttOm)

335 AOP-
Hope you get over the Desert-Plague and heal up soon.
Posted by: DBCooper

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (arJlL)

336 Kate Upton - most overrated model. Proof you can
stick a pair of boobs on anything with the right management and baffling
hysteria ensues.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Kc8Wi)


I'm kinda glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (9Om/r)

337 Posted by: IrishEi at February 28, 2020 09:44 PM (sGotD)]

The sausages are excellent!

Thanks so much for the recommendation!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (dLLD6)

338 Oooh, Alex Zedra is behind Trump's right shoulder at the rally.

She's a fucking smoke show.


Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (qnaGV)

339 So I voted today. (North Carolina) My county has 29000 registered voters . The vote monitor said in early voting less then 2000 had voted so far.

Not sure what that means seems a low total for this late in the day.

Posted by: Big V at February 28, 2020 09:49 PM (XEC2p)

340 there is no way to make chelzee hubble interesting with out much drugs and induced vomiting. at leat the puke will be technicolor.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:49 PM (KP5rU)

341 Kate Upton - most overrated model. Proof you can
stick a pair of boobs on anything with the right management and baffling
hysteria ensues.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Kc8Wi)


I'm kinda glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February



Have been saying this for years.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:49 PM (HALdu)

342 westminsterdogshow, honestly my biggest worry is getting quarantined because of panicked ppl, not of getting sick

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 09:50 PM (G546f)

343 never got the kate upton attraction either.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)

344
Oooh, Alex Zedra is behind Trump's right shoulder at the rally.

She's a fucking smoke show.




Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (qnaGV)

The brunette? Yeah she looked...tasty.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 09:52 PM (9Om/r)

345 ONT

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 09:52 PM (SfYbS)

346 so I have a non scientific theory that Italy has a milder form of the virus and Iran has a worse form
compared to the original one in China

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 09:53 PM (G546f)

347 344
Is Trump porkinner?

Posted by: steve at February 28, 2020 09:55 PM (TTy55)

348 331 Kate Upton - most overrated model. Proof you can stick a pair of boobs on anything with the right management and baffling hysteria ensues.
Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Kc8Wi)

Kate Upton's appeal is that she acts like she has fun and is fun to be around.

Posted by: free tibet at February 28, 2020 09:56 PM (oTMWb)

349 notsothoreau
Bringing a cockatoo and a macaw to a memorial?
I'd have been murderous had someone done that for my late partner's memorial.
Bad enough that her daughter was there but she could be controlled.
My condolences.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 28, 2020 09:57 PM (8NCI0)

350 Kate Upton's appeal is that she acts like she has fun and is fun to be around.


She appears to have a pleasant chubby girl personality.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 09:58 PM (yQpMk)

351 There's a model named Gabby Carter who could pass as Upton's sister and she has big uns' and has zillions of topless shots on the 'net.

Do yourself a favor and check her out.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2020 10:04 PM (o1fzk)

352 El Rushbo called the quarantined Yokohama cruise ship 'The Virus of the Seas. Nice

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 28, 2020 10:22 PM (oX9Yj)

353 The Beagle playing piano is been around a while. In the original, there's a spot about halfway through, he hits a couple notes, and then glances over at the camera as if to say "How'd I do, pretty good, huh?" Cracks me up.

I like the idea of owning a Beagle. But I'm told, and keep reading, people keep saying, they are something else. I'll still probably have to find out for myself. Or maybe a miniature dachsund. Or both. People are no damn good, that much is certain.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 28, 2020 11:05 PM (dmWPe)

354
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Posted by: EssaysMaster at February 29, 2020 04:08 AM (fi4j4)

"Dissident Rabbi:" The Kibbutz Sanders Joined and is Citing as Proof That He Is Pro-Israel Was Itself Not Pro-Israel. It was Pro-Soviet and Specifically Pro-Stalin

And one of the founders was convicted of spying for the Soviet Union.

This was a small kibbutz, Dissident Rabbi says. Bernie Sanders did not just stumble into this nest of Soviet spies.

He had to have chosen it, specifically, and only after having been told about it by Soviet fellow travelers.

Plus:


Posted by: Ace at 06:50 PM




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1 Oy vey!

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 06:50 PM (G546f)

2 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)

3 Just missed it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)

4 *dances Snoopy dancebof firstness"

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 06:51 PM (G546f)

5 Sanders uses his Jewishness as a shield. Kind of like Soros, actually.

Both want to burn the world down, but for different reasons.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)

6 I hope POTUS goes after that fucker Krugman for cheering about the Dow crashing. Fucking ghoul.

Posted by: Jmel at February 28, 2020 06:52 PM (OeWgo)

7 I guess the kids will have a change of heart once they are fitted with a rat in cage masks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (QMOwA)

8 The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was not a stalinist.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (LWu6U)

9 I wonder if the Soviets sent the folks specifically to infiltrate the new nation of Israel with a Marxist kibbutz.

Sorry, I'm catching up on Homeland episodes.

Posted by: PJ at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (qlTN9)

10 So Bernie is a Russian operative.

No shit.

Dems have always loved Mother Russia and specifically the USSR.

Now it is out in the open.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (J9wxX)

11 In Radical Son, David Horowitz notes that for a lot of American Jews, socialism replaced Judaism. It became the new faith, never to be doubted and instead of going to worship, they'd go to the Central Committee meetings.

Sanders is one of the last of the old guard, and he's every bit as fanatical as he ever was.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

12 Love that tweet with the trump boat!! Epically epic!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 28, 2020 06:55 PM (a4qVe)

13 9
I wonder if the Soviets sent the folks specifically to infiltrate the new nation of Israel with a Marxist kibbutz.

Sorry, I'm catching up on Homeland episodes.


Posted by: PJ at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (qlTN9)

---
The Soviets initially supported Israel because the founding Jews were very much of the left. The kibbutz seemed right in line with Marxist ideals.

But as the Arabs also embraced socialism, the Soviets changed their policy and became anti-Israel. They also embraced the old Russian love of pogroms, so it wasn't a hard sell.

Plus, a lot of the Jewish revolutionaries were dead by the 50s, a fact noted in Israel.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

14 71. guess the kids will have a change of heart once they are fitted with a rat in cage masks.


The problem they won't have any idea how to think/get themselves out of the mess they are headed for.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (a4qVe)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)

16 Is that the one he was kicked out of because he wouldn't work?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:59 PM (6XlcD)

17 In the grand scheme of things, this shocks exactly no one, right?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)

18 I really wish people on our side would stop assuming our opponents are "stupid" or "ignorant" when in fact they are, in the main, very well-practiced evil lying psychopathic assholes.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:00 PM (uEbPt)

19 5 Sanders uses his Jewishness as a shield. Kind of like Soros, actually.

Both want to burn the world down, but for different reasons.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)

I'll agree, if you don't agree with them, or call them out you're an anti-Semite. Seeing how neither really supports Israel, they are the problem, not we Jews who support Israel.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:00 PM (ONvIw)

20 This was a small kibbutz, Dissident Rabbi says. Bernie Sanders did not just stumble into this nest of Soviet spies.

He had to have chosen it, specifically, and only after having been told about it by Soviet fellow travelers.

And they probably had to clear him with Center.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 28, 2020 07:00 PM (JpIFY)

21 In 1963, there was no internet?

WTF???!!!????'


HOW DID THEY LIVE???!?!!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

22 I've been laughing at that Trump boat troll all afternoon.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 07:01 PM (TdMsT)

23 I really wish people on our side would stop assuming our opponents are "stupid" or "ignorant" when in fact they are, in the main, very well-practiced evil lying psychopathic assholes.
Posted by: ... at February




Where did you get this?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:01 PM (HALdu)

24 71. guess the kids will have a change of heart ...

Nah, Solzhenitsyn wrote about the class of people who never give up on that dream; the "If Stalin only knew" crowd. That sums up Bernie and the idiot kids today with their "it wasn't real socialism" cramp.

People like that will never learn. They can never learn. They have too much invested in this myth to admit their whole lives were wrong.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 28, 2020 07:01 PM (LWu6U)

25 i love the last video.

feel the burn, bernie!

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 28, 2020 07:01 PM (3peO+)

26 Ladyl agreed. Just perfect

Posted by: Mog Smash at February 28, 2020 07:02 PM (CgFRV)

27 some revelation about bernie being a commie?

thats why they like him!

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2020 07:02 PM (ZfRYq)

28 a study looking into demographics vs coronavirus.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41421-020-0147-1


"The data of variant distribution and AFs may contribute to the further investigations of ACE2, including its roles in acute lung injury and lung function12. The East Asian populations have much higher AFs in the eQTL variants associated with higher ACE2 expression in tissues (Fig. 1c), which may suggest different susceptibility or response to 2019-nCoV/SARS-CoV-2 from different populations under the similar conditions."

I think the study basically says warrants further investigation

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 07:02 PM (G546f)

29 I really wish people on our side would stop assuming our opponents are "stupid" or "ignorant" when in fact they are, in the main, very well-practiced evil lying psychopathic assholes.
Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:00 PM (uEbPt)


I know, right?!?

Posted by: Alexandra Ocrazio CoTits at February 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

30 How stupid are the people of Vermont?

Posted by: iandeal at February 28, 2020 07:02 PM (vgGyZ)

31 I've been laughing at that Trump boat troll all afternoon.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 07:01 PM (TdMsT)

It has a trolling motor?

Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher (trying out a new nic) at February 28, 2020 07:03 PM (xPJvm)

32
Plus, a lot of the Jewish revolutionaries were dead by the 50s, a fact noted in Israel.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

Da, and not of old age, if you get what I mean. (Elbow in ribs) (guffaw).

Posted by: Fox2! at February 28, 2020 07:03 PM (JpIFY)

33 AFs may contribute to the further investigations of ACE2,

Ace has been cloned?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)

34 in related news-

what's wrong with Vermont that they vote for this schwanz

Posted by: DB- just DB, Intermountain Dodgeball champion at February 28, 2020 07:04 PM (iTXRQ)

35 Da, and not of old age, if you get what I mean. (Elbow in ribs) (guffaw).
Posted by: Fox2! at February 28, 2020 07:03 PM (JpIFY)


Know what I mean NUDGE NUDGE!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Wait. Bernie Sanders is a communist?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:05 PM (gd9RK)

37 "The data of variant distribution and AFs may contribute to the further investigations of ACE2, including its roles in acute lung injury and lung function12. The East Asian populations have much higher AFs in the eQTL variants associated with higher ACE2 expression in tissues (Fig. 1c), which may suggest different susceptibility or response to 2019-nCoV/SARS-CoV-2 from different populations under the similar conditions."

I think the study basically says warrants further investigation
Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at Februar




why so worried over this?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:05 PM (HALdu)

38 When do we find out Bernie is Lee Harvey Oswald's love child?

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 07:05 PM (l3+k2)

39 Yeah sure it was a socialist kibbutz..most were in the beginning. And some further left than others. But they, as did Israel as a whole, move away from most socialist ideals towards capitalism and democracy ( fucked up as Israels is lol). So this story is not exactly ground breaking breaking news

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:05 PM (85Gof)

40 Communists are and always will be a threat that should be dealt with by the harshest means possible.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 28, 2020 07:05 PM (bML9A)

41 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

42 Wait. Bernie Sanders is a communist?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:05 PM (gd9RK)


He has a hammer and sickle tattooed on his anus.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

43 INSOM!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

44 SPONGE!!!

INSOM!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (TdMsT)

45 Say what you will but that kibbutz had the best kosher chicken, thanks to me.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (EgshT)

46 LADYL!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

47 For a three hour tour

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (aKsyK)

48 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (TdMsT)

TRAMPOLINE QUEEN!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Zz0t1)

49 ELAINE!!!

Posted by: Ben Braddock at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (DTX3h)

50 Whole lotta commie-ism in early Israel, pretty predictable when the roots of the ashkenazim immigrants are considered.

And of course for most of the modern state's history, the default starting point for most politix is Euro social democracy - not Amurikkkan individualism (though for entirely separate reasons, Israel's obviously got a pretty good backbone of practical/serious/responsible mindsets when it comes to security).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (El6T/)

51 What a shmuck.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (zr5Kq)

52 RUNNER !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (zr5Kq)

53 Watch Putin unveil the old KGB files on Bernie after the nomination. Instead of demanding Sanders step down and retire - the media will say its a trick Trump coordinated with Putin

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (B7KlG)

54 Ahhh... Minion Sanders... suych a useful little idiot

Posted by: Leonid Brezhnev at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (BDQo0)

55 Skip to 12 minutes to hear and see vintage 1987 Bernie talking to kids about degenerate stuff. Subversive clown deserves the types deletes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nSVQoTd_sUk

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (oesln)

56 Trump entering stage...

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (cF8AT)

57 RUNNER !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: runner at February


you two should get a room.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)

58 Hilarious on the foghorn.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (KY+Op)

59 Trump on stage now

Posted by: Mog Smash at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (CgFRV)

60 go Trump go

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)

61 Just think about the fact that at one point, communists were SHUNNED in this country. Ostracized.

This fucker is going to get 45 Million+ votes in the primary.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

62 It's interesting to look at how a lot of American Jews also turned against Israel, which I think tracks on the Israelis being less secular.

For decades, it was taken as a given that Labor was the permanent majority in Israel. As the right (not necessarily religious, but more observant) began to grow in prominence, a lot of American Jews who once supported Israel's progressive vision and Golda Meir became neutral if not hostile.

You see that today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

63 you two should get a room.
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)


I don't believe I asked you ?

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)

64 why so worried over this?
Posted by: not so

I'm actually not worried anymore after the media started freaking out

but the ACE2 thing is interesting, as my family has a lot of mutt-asian in our mix

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)

65 Yeah NGU the ironic thing is that it could probably be argued that a handful of kibbutzim, in the early days, were one of the only times in human history that collectivism was made to work, kinda. Not even the most commie ones, though.

But that of course has everything to do with the circumstances and little to do with the inherent weakness and repellent features/consequences of collectivism.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (El6T/)

66 40
Communists are and always will be a threat that should be dealt with by the harshest means possible.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine


You......you don't mean naked pictures of Lena Dunham? Dear God, man, where is your humanity?

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (T6t7i)

67 2nd look at the commissar order?

Posted by: x at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (nFwvY)

68 RUNNER !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: runner



Self love is important love. You should celebrate yourself. And have tissues handy for clean up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (gd9RK)

69 Where did you get this?
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:01 PM (HALdu)

Get what? Someone here asked the other day how Bernie could fall for these crazy political ideas when they obviously don't work. I suggested that he isn't falling for anything, he's in fact a lying commie asshole.

The response I read was never to assume malice when ignorance will do. That's all fine and good in everyday life but at the top of the heap in politics we are talking about pond-sludge level, self-dealing, satanically fucked creatures. They will sell the entire free world down the river, not even for 30 pieces of silver, but just because they can.

I find the Right, although clearly waking up, still wants to think of our opponents as being understandable on some mutual common level, however basic. Like "greed", or a lust for power, or a belief in some cause, however misguided.

No! Some people really *do* want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (uEbPt)

70 Wait. Bernie Sanders is a communist?

-
I thought he was the homo and buttguy was the commie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (+y/Ru)

71 I wonder if he was a lazy assed grifter in the Commie commune. I can picture him lounging around in a dirty beret that smells like rancid butter, lecturing the proles there on dialectic materialism. Then when it's time to milk the goats, he's nowhere to be found.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (90T4r)

72
You......you don't mean naked pictures of Lena Dunham? Dear God, man, where is your humanity?
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (T6t7i)


Supreme Court ruled this is NOT cruel and unusual punishment.

Carry on.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

73 I don't believe I asked you ?
Posted by: runner at February



sometimes you need to be told

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)

74 Wow... Manchurian Candidate much?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (NgKpN)

75 Plus, a lot of the Jewish revolutionaries were dead by the 50s, a fact noted in Israel.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

No, they moved to America.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (oesln)

76 Ace...

Mapam was definitely hard-core socialist, but unless I am mistaken they had begun to distance themselves from the Soviets and their Stalinist style.

That's not a defense of Sanders...he obviously sought out the most socialist of the kibbutzim.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (dLLD6)

77 It's interesting to look at how a lot of American Jews also turned against Israel,



A Lot ? How many ? Got any stats to back it up ?

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq)

78 Damn, I was going to cook dinner and I forgot.

Forgot to feed the dogs too...I'm useless.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (cF8AT)

79 why so worried over this?
Posted by: not so

I think this is a red herring, but the CCP is pushing the idea that the US created the virus as a bioweapon, specifically to target Han Chinese and this is part of that conspiracy crap.

I think a much bigger factor is smoking since cilia is damaged by smoking, but I am not seeing a lot of research on that link. Of course that would have to come out of China since no one else has the numbers they do, yet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (LWu6U)

80
Self love is important love. You should celebrate yourself. And have tissues handy for clean up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (gd9RK)


I LOVE ME SOME ME!

Posted by: Terrell Owens at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)

81 39
Yeah sure it was a socialist kibbutz..most were in the beginning. And
some further left than others. But they, as did Israel as a whole, move
away from most socialist ideals towards capitalism and democracy (
fucked up as Israels is lol). So this story is not exactly ground
breaking breaking news

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:05 PM (85Gof)

---
It's more than capitalism - I think a lot of American Jews are uncomfortable with overt religious displays on the part of Jews.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

82 Dems. We adore Russia. So what about the gulags ..get over it.

Dems re Trump did Russia cheat on us?
Do Russia! Burn it down!

Dems re Bernie. Oooh they still are for us. Kisses hearts

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (cNpBW)

83 72
You......you don't mean naked pictures of Lena Dunham? Dear God, man, where is your humanity?
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (T6t7i)

Supreme Court ruled this is NOT cruel and unusual punishment.

Carry on.
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Only cause RBG thought they were hawt, and Roberts is taxing our patience.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (NgKpN)

84 'm actually not worried anymore after the media started freaking out

but the ACE2 thing is interesting, as my family has a lot of mutt-asian in our mix
Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February




good




got it

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (HALdu)

85 These antismoking fanatics are nuts.

Smoking on the train platform. Old busybody SCREAMS "THERE'S NO SMOKING ON THE PLATFORM!! REEEEE!!"

This is true, though it's the first time anyone, including the transit cops, has EVER mentioned it to me in years of doing it.

But rules are rules, and fair is fair. I step off to the gates, where smoking IS permitted 25 feet from the shelters.

"THERE'S NO SMOKING ON THE PLATFORM!! REEEEE!!"

"Ma'am this isn't the platform."

"YES IT IS! THE WHOLE STATION IS NON-SMOKING!!!"

"No it isn't. Go read the damn sign, go back to your seat and stop riding my ass already!"

*trundles fat, meddlesome ass to sign and reads it*

"WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE ONE TO CALL ST. ANTHONY'S WHEN I GO INTO SHOCK FROM THE SMOKE?!?!"

"No, I most certainly will NOT be the one."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (PB2zu)

86 Is this the commune he got kicked out for being lazy and not contributing or was this a different one?

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 28, 2020 07:12 PM (AD3JT)

87
For decades, it was taken as a given that Labor was the permanent majority in Israel. As the right (not necessarily religious, but more observant) began to grow in prominence, a lot of American Jews who once supported Israel's progressive vision and Golda Meir became neutral if not hostile.

You see that today.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

In part you can thank the huge RUSSIAN immigration to Israel when the iron curtain fell. Close to 2 million. THAT more than anything destroyed Labors strangle hold in the Gov

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:12 PM (5W0UM)

88 78 Damn, I was going to cook dinner and I forgot.

Forgot to feed the dogs too...I'm useless.
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (cF8AT)

Look at the bright side - you didn't get the two tasks mixed up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

89 Hottie behind and to Trump's right.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 07:12 PM (l3+k2)

90 sometimes you need to be told
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)'


...go watch a Trump rally. Get happy.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:12 PM (zr5Kq)

91 78 Damn, I was going to cook dinner and I forgot.

Forgot to feed the dogs too...I'm useless.
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (cF8AT)

Afroman Syndrome??

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 07:12 PM (90T4r)

92 Forgot to feed the dogs too...I'm useless.


BUCK THROCKMORTON never feeds his dogs and they all die in Sally Fields commercials.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:12 PM (gd9RK)

93 Too bad Trump can't run against all three dem front runners - that would be fun to watch.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 28, 2020 07:12 PM (LWu6U)

94 Kinda on-topic, so an early book thread comment.

Reading "Rise and Kill First", a history of Israel's assassination operations.

Ironically, most (all?) of the operations described in the very early years were *responses*, retaliations - hence, not "rising and killing first". But whatever.

Anyway, good read with lots of collateral good stuff like the story of Israeli intelligence, organizationally and functionally, and of course the personalities (Israel was/is so small that a history of its most important institutions really mostly amounts to a history of the dominant individuals who shaped them).

Favorite thing so far: Mossad working with Otto Skorzeny (yeah, that Otto Skorzeny) to thwart Egyptian missile development being spearheaded by German rocket scientists.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:13 PM (El6T/)

95 Because the greaaaaa-test commie love of all is inside of meeeeee.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at February 28, 2020 07:13 PM (EgshT)

96 Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)

A little early to be this lit up, no? Pace yourself, man.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:13 PM (uEbPt)

97 so what kinda shit goes down on a kibbutz

Posted by: DB- just DB, Intermountain Dodgeball champion at February 28, 2020 07:13 PM (iTXRQ)

98 Self love is important love. You should celebrate yourself. And have tissues handy for clean up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February



he you have to work with what you have. everybody needs somebody screaming their name out during sex.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:13 PM (HALdu)

99 89
Hottie behind and to Trump's right.


Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 07:12 PM (l3+k2)

Yeah, long black hair, wearing her MAGA cap backwards....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 07:13 PM (ufFY8)

100 It's interesting to look at how a lot of American Jews also turned against Israel,



A Lot ? How many ? Got any stats to back it up ?
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq)


*cough*Hollywood*cough*

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

101 And the media never mentioned this about Sanders, despite their 100% thorough and totally accurate vetting of him. Amazing.

Similar is the way the media is all over Buttplug's father's Gramscian views. (My brother is convinced that Gay Pete is a Manchurian Candidate. That his whole career has been devoted to setting him up as a "moderate" Democrat.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2020 07:13 PM (ZbwAu)

102 LAtinos for Trump sign....

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

103
Afroman Syndrome??
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 07:12 PM (90T4r)


I was gonna feed my dogs, but then I met JackStraw.....

I was gonna get up and feed my fam, but then I met JackStraw.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)

104 So long as Bernie doesn't win outright, the DNC has the convention under control. Bernie will be trashed until only his craziest supporters remain and then, safely screwed.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 28, 2020 07:14 PM (4vNgL)

105
BUCK THROCKMORTON never feeds his dogs and they all die in Sally Fields commercials.



I meant Sally Struthers. Shut up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:14 PM (gd9RK)

106 You......you don't mean naked pictures of Lena Dunham? Dear God, man, where is your humanity?




No, I mean pictures of hillary, full nude 8x10 color. After their eye lids are sewn open.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 28, 2020 07:14 PM (bML9A)

107 A little early to be this lit up, no? Pace yourself, man.
Posted by: ... at February



it is the hq, it was a joke, what part did you miss?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:14 PM (HALdu)

108 You see that today.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

American Jews are very, very lib. And to be lib means to support the poor Palestinians and their horrible, bad, no-good plight, the dears. When my kid was at Carnegie Mellon in 2002, the other Jewish kids were quite hostile and pointed out that they, unike my kid were the "good Jews", not the bad, Israel supporting Jews. And that was just a year after 9/11, and before the rise of Zerobama. This has been going on at Universities for a while.
In the 1970s, we were still very pro-Israel and much less likely to lean socialist.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:14 PM (ONvIw)

109 think a lot of American Jews are uncomfortable with overt religious displays on the part of Jews.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

No not really. The decreasing support amongst America Jews for Israel is ignorance, a lack of A Jewish education and attachment to the religion beyond lox and bagels, and a lessening of the influence of the Holocaust

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:15 PM (85Gof)

110 I think a lot of American Jews are uncomfortable with overt religious displays on the part of Jews.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

That has nothing to do with Nevergiveup's point.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2020 07:15 PM (dLLD6)

111 Like I said, he's a straight up Marxist. He's not a socialist, he is absolute hardline commie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 07:15 PM (KZzsI)

112 I think a lot of American Jews are uncomfortable with overt religious displays on the part of Jews.

That is certainly true of secular Jews in Haifa in Israel. At least from what I overheard of a tour group in Jerusalem. They were ragging on the haredis worse than I ever heard elsewhere.

Also many Jewish-written satires against biblical fundamentalism, although aimed at [Protestant] Christians, aren't very careful about excluding the "ultra Orthodox" Jews either.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2020 07:15 PM (ykYG2)

113 Bernie is in it for the money and to rant. But mostly to rant.

Posted by: you give me feevah at February 28, 2020 07:15 PM (Tnijr)

114 ...go watch a Trump rally. Get happy.
Posted by: runner at February


uh huh, you are the guy that got his knickers in a twist

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:16 PM (HALdu)

115
omg Chris Matthews asks Anthony Fauci if he's being blocked from telling the truth by the Trump administration.

Fauci smiles patiently, gives a detailed No.

Segment ends, Matthews says "Fortunately, Dr. Fauci managed to talk to us without any interference."

Ben Rhodes is on now.

They'll be very disappointed if people don't die or lose their shirts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 07:16 PM (G51Gf)

116 Re: Buttgieg

From now on whenever you see a Democrat appear out of nowhere on the national scene, you won't go wrong assuming they are a lifelong commie operative with powerful deep pocketed puppet masters.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:16 PM (uEbPt)

117 It's not like Bernie is hiding any of this stuff. It's just no one ever bothers to ask him about it because they don't consider it to be an issue.

I bet if someone finally asks Bernie about this in particular, he'll say something like, "Oh, yeah I picked that place because they were commies."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 28, 2020 07:16 PM (dYe5S)

118 Self love is important love. You should celebrate yourself. And have tissues handy for clean up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (gd9RK)


How about I celebrate you instead ?

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:16 PM (zr5Kq)

119 18 I really wish people on our side would stop assuming our opponents are "stupid" or "ignorant" when in fact they are, in the main, very well-practiced evil lying psychopathic assholes.
Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:00 PM (uEbPt)
________

That assumption comes easily, given that the actual leftists we meet in our lives are in fact stupid and ignorant. The error lies in projecting that fact onto their leaders, who are certainly not stupid. (They are ignorant of a lot, though.)

There's also the fact that many of the spokesmen in the media are really that dumb. E.g., Tur and Stelter.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2020 07:17 PM (ZbwAu)

120 BANDER !!!!!

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:17 PM (zr5Kq)

121 ...go watch a Trump rally. Get happy.
Posted by: runner at February


uh huh, you are the guy that got his knickers in a twist
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:16 PM (HALdu)


You two.

Go back 2 threads and enjoy the trampoline action.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Pro Stalinist kibbutz, nice. And yet he was supposedly kicked out of it for laziness.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 07:17 PM (cx3NL)

123 it is the hq, it was a joke, what part did you miss?
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:14 PM (HALdu)

You seem drunk. Am I wrong?

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:17 PM (uEbPt)

124 I get all my information about Jews and Judaism, well, here. I guess that's good. Right, right???

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 07:17 PM (90T4r)

125 89
Hottie behind and to Trump's right.


If you're talking about the brunet with the backwards MAGA cap, she is indeed very hot. At least she was, until she held up her sign and showed a full sleeve.

WTH do women DO this?

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2020 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

126 That has nothing to do with Nevergiveup's point.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2020 07:15 PM (dLLD6)


You show up at the strangest times....

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

127 In part you can thank the huge RUSSIAN immigration to Israel when the iron curtain fell. Close to 2 million. THAT more than anything destroyed Labors strangle hold in the Gov

The Mizrahis also went for Likud in a big way. No illusions about 'the Andalusian Paradise' from families run out of Egypt and Iraq.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2020 07:18 PM (ykYG2)

128
That is certainly true of secular Jews in Haifa in Israel. At least from what I overheard of a tour group in Jerusalem. They were ragging on the haredis worse than I ever heard elsewhere.


They bitch and moan about the ultra orthodox in Israel for the same reasons I do when I am there and my Israeli family and friends do...they are a minority who shut down transportation, entertainment, stores and neighborhoods and make life more difficult.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:18 PM (85Gof)

129 It's Friday night and I'm full of steak and beer. Come at me Cro.

Posted by: Feevah! at February 28, 2020 07:18 PM (Tnijr)

130 It's more than capitalism - I think a lot of American Jews are uncomfortable with overt religious displays on the part of Jews.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

These days, yes. Not long ago we felt comfortable enough to wear or Star of David pendants, put menorahs in the windows (I haven't done it for a while and neither have many others), and have an Israeli Independence Day bash at the synagogue (they dispensed with anything more than a quiet reminder about 10 years ago).

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:18 PM (ONvIw)

131 it is the hq, it was a joke, what part did you miss?
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:14 PM (HALdu)

You seem drunk. Am I wrong?
Posted by: ... at February



why would you think that?

childhood memories?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:18 PM (HALdu)

132 How about I celebrate you instead ?

Posted by: runner



You are welcome to. I'm still kind of hot for an old guy. You'll still want the tissues for the cleanup.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:18 PM (gd9RK)

133 Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2020 07:17 PM (ZbwAu)

That is totally fair. People need to be educated that the leaders are people who are simply really good at taking advantage of the stupid and the ignorant.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:19 PM (uEbPt)

134 No, they moved to America.


Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (oesln)


Really? Care to name more than one or two?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2020 07:19 PM (dLLD6)

135 Tubal info might be as varied as 20 Catholic opinions

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2020 07:19 PM (cNpBW)

136 The Mizrahis also went for Likud in a big way. No illusions about 'the Andalusian Paradise' from families run out of Egypt and Iraq.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2020 07:18 PM (ykYG2)

Yup.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:19 PM (5W0UM)

137 I nearly got my hands on the weather machine but Otto Skorzeny foiled me.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at February 28, 2020 07:19 PM (EgshT)

138 There was a Jewish/'Doctor' purge planned by Stalin in his waning days, no?

Isn't being a Jew who is pro Stalin about as out of place as being pro Hitler?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2020 07:20 PM (2B9A/)

139 American Jews are very, very lib.

-
Didja see that Burny has embraced his new BFF Public Enemy Chuck D, who has a long history of anti-Jewish comments, and had a special poster made.

https://bit.ly/2wdSbAI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 07:20 PM (+y/Ru)

140 You are welcome to. I'm still kind of hot for an old guy. You'll still want the tissues for the cleanup.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:18 PM (gd9RK)


I will ask my life coach if that is ok.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:20 PM (zr5Kq)

141 >The Mizrahis also went for Likud in a big way. No illusions about 'the Andalusian Paradise' from families run out of Egypt and Iraq.


I'm gonna need a Funk & Wagnall's to appreciate this comment
but well done sir

Posted by: DB- just DB, Intermountain Dodgeball champion at February 28, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)

142 Isn't being a Jew who is pro Stalin about as out of place as being pro Hitler?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2020 07:20 PM (2B9A/)

Ignorance is universal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:20 PM (85Gof)

143 "so what kinda shit goes down on a kibbutz"

A lot of unsolicited advice.

Posted by: Crimso at February 28, 2020 07:20 PM (uCLNU)

144 That Sanders Kibbutznik was a real no goodnik.

Posted by: Miklos, at Friday Happy Hour Prayers at February 28, 2020 07:21 PM (QzkSJ)

145 so que es mas comunista - Bernie o Butti?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 07:21 PM (G546f)

146 why would you think that?
childhood memories?
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:18 PM (HALdu)

I'll take this evasion as a yes. I'm not trying to be nasty. It was an honest observation, and I'm good at honest observation. But you do you.

My childhood sucked but it had nothing to do with drink.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:21 PM (uEbPt)

147 Like I said, he's a straight up Marxist. He's not a socialist, he is absolute hardline commie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 07:15 PM (KZzsI)


Mein Dauernd Kampf

- By Bernard Sanders

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)

148 You are welcome to. I'm still kind of hot for an old guy. You'll still want the tissues for the cleanup.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February



centerfold of your nic?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:22 PM (HALdu)

149 Pence on Limbaugh show. Rush said 30 minutes but I have not watched yet.
https://youtu.be/ILwNVlDvs-k?t=4260

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 28, 2020 07:22 PM (XzVUd)

150 "so what kinda shit goes down on a kibbutz"

A lot of unsolicited advice.
Posted by: Crimso at February 28, 2020 07:20 PM (uCLNU)

Noice!

Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher (trying out a new nic) at February 28, 2020 07:22 PM (xPJvm)

151 "WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE ONE TO CALL ST. ANTHONY'S WHEN I GO INTO SHOCK FROM THE SMOKE?!?!"

Is that a thing? Can people "go into shock" from cigarette smoke inhalation?

I know some people can have an asthma attack. Is it possible to have such a bad asthma attack one goes into shock?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2020 07:22 PM (9t0Zz)

152 Kinda related to my other semi-on-topic comment.

Very good documentary on UToob about the Jewish Brigade of the British Army in WWII ("In Our Own Hands").

The vets interviewed mostly have amazing, articulate English, though clearly it's their 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th) language. And the story has humor - being a Jewish undertaking and notwithstanding a topic that couldn't be more serious, fighting the Krauts, rescuing Holocaust survivors, and helping prep for the independence struggle.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:23 PM (El6T/)

153 So fox does not show PDT anymore? Thank G-D for OAN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)

154 There was a Jewish/'Doctor' purge planned by Stalin in his waning days, no?

Isn't being a Jew who is pro Stalin about as out of place as being pro Hitler?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Well, Hitler's favorite personal doctor was Jewish.

Posted by: Miklos, with unfun facts to know and tell at February 28, 2020 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)

155 145
so que es mas comunista - Bernie o Butti?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21



According to the AOSHQ manual, yeh accepted formulation is "Quien es mas pinko, Bernie o Butti?"

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2020 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

156
Has Bernie Sanders ever provided intelligence to, or otherwise acted on behalf of the Soviet Union?

Did he ever have a Soviet case agent, handler, or other intelligence contact? Does he have any such foreign contact now?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2020 07:23 PM (k7VAT)

157 My childhood sucked but it had nothing to do with drink.
Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:21 PM (uEbPt)


Mine did.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

158 A lack of religious education and attachment to the religion has a LOT to do with discomfort over being overtly religious, IMO. If you are uncomfortable with religion, you don't participate in services or holiday celebrations, and you certainly don't send the kids to religious school where they might get some of this.
Not that services are particularly religious, they are more focused on SJW stuff.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:24 PM (ONvIw)

159 Heard the very end of Rush and he said 30 minutes but didn't hear it

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)

160 It is amazing that this douchebag commie bastard runs for office in that Vermont shithole and they elected and kept re-electing his ass.

What the hell is wrong with some people....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2020 07:24 PM (Z+IKu)

161 Barry Sanders is a communist?!!

Posted by: Garth Brooks at February 28, 2020 07:25 PM (r+sAi)

162 According to the AOSHQ manual, yeh accepted formulation is "Quien es mas pinko, Bernie o Butti?"
Posted by: pep

gracias, grazie & a dank

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 07:25 PM (G546f)

163 Fox stream...

https://tinyurl.com/rzzjvxt

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 07:25 PM (l3+k2)

164
I'll take this evasion as a yes. I'm not trying to be nasty. It was an honest observation, and I'm good at honest observation. But you do you.

My childhood sucked but it had nothing to do with drink.
Posted by: ... at February



now, now, now, just because you made nasty unsolicited comments about something not involving you is no reason to wind you knickers up even further.

I am fine if you want to make unfounded accusations and insults because I do not car who you are or what you think.

However, if you are going to do so you should consider what is is about Friday nights and your childhood trauma of daddy, mommy, or their dates that has you so angry.

You know that your projection is a dem thing.

By the way, my childhood was great.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)

165 Well, Vermont IS pine scented, and full of Druids.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 07:25 PM (90T4r)

166 I know some people can have an asthma attack. Is it possible to have such a bad asthma attack one goes into shock?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2020 07:22 PM (9t0Zz)

-------

No one is going to have an asthma attack, period, outdoors, 30 or 40 feet away from a dude with a cigarette.

Just a tubby old crybully getting out some aggression. Homie don't play that, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 28, 2020 07:25 PM (fQjRo)

167 Do they still throw rocks at passing cars on the Sabbath, from Mea'Shearim? Was a thing years ago, when I was there (though I didn't see it).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:25 PM (El6T/)

168 Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:23 PM (El6T/)

We had a family friend who fought in the Jewish Brigade. At the end of the war his unit was assigned to find Nazis, and apparently the next part was confusing because a lot of them got shot.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2020 07:26 PM (dLLD6)

169 Well, Hitler's favorite personal doctor was Jewish.
Posted by: Miklos, with unfun facts to know and tell at February 28, 2020 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)

Morell.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:26 PM (85Gof)

170 Bernie is the Dathan character in the movie the 10 commandments, the Heston version. He sucked Egyptian dick to rule over his fellow jews. bernie is Dathan, period.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 07:26 PM (9Om/r)

171 After an afternoon of doing manly things...changing filters, oil and drinking beer...I can only say to Bernie bots and their commie ilk...bring it assholes. We're waiting.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2020 07:26 PM (axyOa)

172 Barry Sanders is a communist?!!

Damned straight!

Posted by: Emmitt Smith at February 28, 2020 07:26 PM (EgshT)

173 Trump hammering border security = virus security

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 07:26 PM (l3+k2)

174 Trump just said 132 miles of wall built. This is up from 126 miles last Friday. Almost a mile a day, NOICE!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 07:26 PM (zqs/f)

175 Do they still throw rocks at passing cars on the Sabbath, from Mea'Shearim? Was a thing years ago, when I was there (though I didn't see it).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:25 PM (El6T/)

Yup,sometimes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:26 PM (85Gof)

176 No one is going to have an asthma attack, period, outdoors, 30 or 40 feet away from a dude with a cigarette.

Just a tubby old crybully getting out some aggression. Homie don't play that, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Bumpa de fistas

Posted by: Miklos, who enjoys train travel at February 28, 2020 07:27 PM (QzkSJ)

177 Do you like 'African-Americans or black'?
They all said 'black'!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:27 PM (ufFY8)

178
No, they moved to America.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 28, 2020 07:10 PM (oesln)

This is bullshit.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:27 PM (ONvIw)

179 OPen Borders leads to Coronavirus.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:27 PM (zr5Kq)

180 Well, Hitler's favorite personal doctor was Jewish.
Posted by: Miklos, with unfun facts to know and tell at February 28, 2020 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)


Wasn't Hitler himself part Jewish?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

181 I love how Trump is just trolling the dem primary by following them everywhere with a rally.

LULZ

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:28 PM (+dsLj)

182 Donny Two Scoops is slamming teh media, and Comcast, and ABC....lol
Master Troll


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:28 PM (ufFY8)

183 Heh, NBC on the shit list, "worse than CNN"

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 07:28 PM (l3+k2)

184 Crowd chanting 'Ten more years' LMAO

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:28 PM (ufFY8)

185 Hottie behind and to Trump's right.

*********

That's a one, baby.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:28 PM (+dsLj)

186 Do you like 'African-Americans or black'?
They all said 'black'!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:27 PM


Been better if they said "AMERICAN!"

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)

187 'I am fine if you want to make unfounded accusations and insults because I do not car who you are or what you think. '


Then why are you responding not so? Why is it that you feel the need to agitate?

Posted by: Feevah! at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

188 This is bullshit.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:27 PM (ONvIw)

Most of what he says is bullshit.


I'm too lazy to figure out who he really is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (dLLD6)

189 wait, shouldn't we (USA) have all the old KGB files?
wha use is the CIA?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (G546f)

190 157 My childhood sucked but it had nothing to do with drink.
Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:21 PM (uEbPt)

Mine did.
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

You were soaking in it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

191 Mexico has second virus case.

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (AXS9h)

192 Wasn't Hitler himself part Jewish?
Posted by: Sponge


Schickelgruber?

Nobody's claiming that.

Posted by: Miklos, otherwise speculative at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (QzkSJ)

193 BUCK THROCKMORTON doesn't tell his partners he has gonorrhea.



Yes, I've decided to keep this up.

Yes, also I had to look up the spelling of gonorrhea and it still took me a couple of times.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:30 PM (gd9RK)

194 No one is going to have an asthma attack, period, outdoors, 30 or 40 feet away from a dude with a cigarette.

Just a tubby old crybully getting out some aggression.


Sure, but I didn't want to dismiss the possibility that one could go into shock from smoke inhalation without asking if it was possible. It sounds highly unlikely, but I don't know.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2020 07:30 PM (9t0Zz)

195 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 07:30 PM (arJlL)

196
You were soaking in it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (NWiLs)


It's in my DNA.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)

197 now, now, now, just because you made nasty
unsolicited comments about something not involving you is no reason to
wind you knickers up even further.



I am fine if you want to make unfounded accusations and insults because I do not car who you are or what you think.



However, if you are going to do so you should consider what is is
about Friday nights and your childhood trauma of daddy, mommy, or their
dates that has you so angry.



You know that your projection is a dem thing.



By the way, my childhood was great.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)

It in fact did involve me because one of your offhand, one-line responses was directed at me. It was more than ten minutes ago, so you may have forgotten.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:30 PM (uEbPt)

198 Sleepy Joe jokes now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (ufFY8)

199 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:30 PM (gd9RK)


I don't get your BUCK THROCKMORTON hate.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (zr5Kq)

200 Mexico has second virus case.

**********

Time to close the border!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (+dsLj)

201 Yes, also I had to look up the spelling of gonorrhea and it still took me a couple of times.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

rhymes with diarrhea

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (G546f)

202 You were soaking in it.
Posted by: Insomniac

Madge foretold the Tide Pod.

Posted by: Miklos, but did they listen? at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

203 CBD, glory to your family friend. That's my favorite part of the Brigade story - that they organized and carried out their own, secret program of righteous eliminations of Nazi criminals - all while still doing their actual duties.

Interesting thing, the mission of finding and bringing to justice/or eliminating Nazis started sort of spontaneously with the Brigade, but the priority given to this, or the take on compromises in such a mission to advance Israeli state interests of the moment (as with Skorzeny), was a theme that continued inside Israeli intelligence and leadership up to the 60s.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (El6T/)

204 Meanwhile, in the sophisticated capital of France, Paris, they're burning down the Gare de Lyon.

Police evacuated Paris's Gare de Lyon station after protesters started a fire to try to disrupt a concert by a Congolese singer.

Political opponents of the DR Congo government set fire to parked scooters, motorcycles and bins and blocked firefighters from tackling the blaze.

They accuse singer Fally Ipupa of being too close to the Congolese government.

Police had earlier banned protests against the concert, citing a "tense political context".

A large plume of smoke was visible above the station and smoke was also seen inside the Gare de Lyon metro and suburban rail stations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (+y/Ru)

205 Dems have always loved Mother Russia and specifically the USSR.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (J9wxX)


Not anymore. It's one of those magical 'flips', like the Democrats being the freedom-loving anti-slavery party.

Trump in collusion with Putin to win the 2020 election - Fake and bad.

Ted The Swimmer in collusion with Andropov/Chernenko to defeat Reagan in 1984 - Real and ho-hum.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (Y8PSl)

206
Most of what he says is bullshit.

I'm too lazy to figure out who he really is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (dLLD6)

There's no point as he'd just return in another incarnation

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (ONvIw)

207 Do they still throw rocks at passing cars on the Sabbath, from Mea'Shearim? Was a thing years ago, when I was there (though I didn't see it).

Do they count how many rocks they can throw on the Sabbath? Throwing rocks seems like work.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (9t0Zz)

208
Mexico has second virus case.

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (AXS9h)

I've had the sniffles since November but thanks for the update.

Posted by: AaaaChoo You at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (/LQkF)

209 Awhoo flu is widespread pepe, not so is yankeefifth. Y5 loves to agitate.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2020 07:32 PM (PisyI)

210 The singer " Fally Ipupa". No shit?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 07:32 PM (90T4r)

211 I was raised in a pretty large Jewish community, one of the biggest outside of New York. My grandfather brought the first Rabbi to the city and founded an Orthodox synagogue. I was the only girl in the first classes set up. The odd part is that neither of my parents had any Jewish schooling, so my sisters and I were kind of first generation. We went to Hebrew school and Sunday school and Saturday morning services. But then a conservative synagogue opened and later a reform synagogue and everything got watered down.
When I started looking into Jewish training for my boys, I looked into a reform synagogue because my husband was brought up Catholic.Turned out they were SJW's of the first degree. Their brochure talked about abortion rights and being proactive on such issues.That was not what I was looking for. Both boys delved into Jewish history and are proud of their heritage.
The reason for this story is that I think that is why Jews are no longer Jewish.Somehow the rituals and teachings have fallen by the wayside as it has in a lot of Christian churches and been replaced by "social justice" as a catechism.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 28, 2020 07:33 PM (QzF6i)

212 Halt all traffic coming over from Mexico just to keep Democrats happy something is being done.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:33 PM (ZCEU2)

213 It in fact did involve me because one of your offhand, one-line responses was directed at me. It was more than ten minutes ago, so you may have forgotten.

Posted by: ... at February



You're angry over this exchange?

This set you off?


I really wish people on our side would stop assuming our opponents are "stupid" or "ignorant" when in fact they are, in the main, very well-practiced evil lying psychopathic assholes.
Posted by: ... at February




Where did you get this?
Posted by: not so at February




WOW! you do have some issues!

Not sure if you are having drinks but you should.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:33 PM (HALdu)

214 I don't get your BUCK THROCKMORTON hate.
Posted by: runner at February



Is there so much hate or irritation?

The screaming thing is irritating

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:34 PM (HALdu)

215 PJ Media reminds us, with H1N1 Barry the Fey didn't lify a pinky until 1,000 Americans had died.

But Trump!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

216 Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (El6T/)

Yeah...I was trying to be subtle. They would catch them, then look at them and carefully explain in German (our friend was from Germany) that they were going to be killed, and that it was going to be done by a Jew.

He said it wasn't disturbing in the least.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2020 07:35 PM (dLLD6)

217 Learning about the Holocaust was one of the most important things that has ever happened in my life. It has shaped all of my thinking.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2020 07:35 PM (9QTcu)

218 That Trump boat is hysterical!

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2020 07:35 PM (JoUsr)

219 Dem means never having to say you're commie.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2020 07:36 PM (XhWtx)

220 CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!!!???

Posted by: Rodney King at February 28, 2020 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)

221 President Trump going to troll the Democrats biggly

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:36 PM (ZCEU2)

222 It sounds highly unlikely, but I don't know.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2020 07:30

-----

Only way I could imagine would be anaphylaxis, but I've never heard of that occurring.

And, that station mostly serves federal workers. I'd bet my bottom dollar this was a loathsome bureaucrat from her demeanor and attitude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 28, 2020 07:36 PM (fQjRo)

223 I vote "not so" off the island. What do you guys think?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2020 07:36 PM (9t0Zz)

224 Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:33 PM (HALdu)

If you're gonna do this stuff, can you at least try to be less boring?

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:36 PM (uEbPt)

225 158 A lack of religious education and attachment to the religion has a LOT to do with discomfort over being overtly religious, IMO. If you are uncomfortable with religion, you don't participate in services or holiday celebrations, and you certainly don't send the kids to religious school where they might get some of this.
Not that services are particularly religious, they are more focused on SJW stuff.
Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:24 PM (ONvIw)

_______

That of course is not just a problem in Judaism. It's a big one in many Catholic families, and it destroyed my original church, the Episcopalians.

No surprise, C S Lewis saw it coming.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2020 07:37 PM (ZbwAu)

226 Bernie!

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:37 PM (ZCEU2)

227 'We won't include Steyer because he is a loser he's out.'

LMAO

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:37 PM (ufFY8)

228 Heh

Trump is suggesting that his supporters vote for the weakest dem tomorrow.

Posted by: Miklos, will do so at February 28, 2020 07:37 PM (QzkSJ)

229 I don't get your BUCK THROCKMORTON hate.



Well, I hate BUCK THROCKMORTON and the things he writes and the way he writes them and the way he breathes but mostly I hate the fact that he's a complete fucking rando who says things I disagree with and doesn't stick around to defend.

So, because I didn't get a nice fun happy Friday afternoon but a stupid fucking BUCK THROCKTMORTON Friday afternoon of insulting me and being stupid, again, I've decided that my source of amusement today will be insulting BUCK THROCKMORTON.

Did you notice he spells his name in all caps? That's stupid.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:37 PM (gd9RK)

230 Trump is killing it

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 07:37 PM (l3+k2)

231 CBD is here. He can make a quick decision and wield the banhammer any time.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

232 NYC sucks! *waits for response*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

233 'Mini-Mike is gone'
He's not in your election anyway.
I hear he gave up.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ufFY8)

234 Trump poll

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)

235 Bloomie is going to be the Democrats nominee.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ZCEU2)

236 "Mini Mike is gone...he doesn't have a chance. He's not in your election anyway..."

"Mike it's time to go home and enjoy your life."

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (cF8AT)

237 Mike it's time to go home.
Pocohantas we can forget about her.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ufFY8)

238 192 Wasn't Hitler himself part Jewish?
Posted by: Sponge


Schickelgruber?

Nobody's claiming that.

Posted by: Miklos, otherwise speculative at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (QzkSJ)
________

That was a fairly common claim in the 30s and 40s. To the best of my knowledge, it was unfounded. But the rumor was out there.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ZbwAu)

239 Oh my, Trump taking a poll on the operation chaos candidate.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (wiXsO)

240 Is this the same commune Sanders got kicked out of for refusing to pull his weight?

Posted by: Emmie at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (87gB3)

241 If you're gonna do this stuff, can you at least try to be less boring?
Posted by: ... at February



but that was what set you off right?

do you have an option where you could be insulting with humor and snark instead of angry?

if you are going to shit yourself make the other commenters laugh.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:39 PM (HALdu)

242 She's a MEAN one!
Should we leave her in or out?

LMAO

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:39 PM (ufFY8)

243 Is this the same commune Sanders got kicked out of for refusing to pull his weight?
Posted by: Emmie at February




I thought it was a train?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:39 PM (HALdu)

244 Never heard of this guy. lol

Posted by: Feevah! at February 28, 2020 07:39 PM (Tnijr)

245 Where's the boat tweet???

I NEED TO SEE THE BOAT TWEET

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:40 PM (+dsLj)

246 That was a fairly common claim in the 30s and 40s. To the best of my knowledge, it was unfounded. But the rumor was out there.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ZbwAu)


Did a search and found a site that said his grandmother worked for a rich Jewish family and MIGHT have been knocked up by one of them, but while DNA tests show there MAY have been truth to that, it's inconclusive.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)

247 "Who is easier for us to beat....crazy Bernie or Sleepy Joe".

"I think crazy Bernie has it by a little bit. Let's do it again"

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:40 PM (cF8AT)

248 235 Bloomie is going to be the Democrats nominee.
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ZCEU2)

I wish. It'd be a hilarious match-up.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 07:40 PM (zqs/f)

249 That was a fairly common claim in the 30s and 40s. To the best of my knowledge, it was unfounded. But the rumor was out there.
Posted by: Eeyore

It's actually possible, but impossible to prove based on records.

Posted by: Miklos, could be at February 28, 2020 07:40 PM (QzkSJ)

250 Trump endorses Crazy Bernie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)

251 Bernie wins...as in, he's easier to beat.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:40 PM (cF8AT)

252 Crazy Bernie, or Sleepy Joe?

Who is easier to beat?

Crowd going crazy, and chooses Bernie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:40 PM (ufFY8)

253 I vote "not so" off the island. What do you guys think?
Posted by: bonhomme at February




You should ban me!

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:41 PM (HALdu)

254 Where's the boat tweet???

I NEED TO SEE THE BOAT TWEET
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:40 PM (+dsLj)


In Ace's post.....Last item.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)

255 CRAZY BERNIE FOR THE WIN!

Posted by: Miklos, aye aye at February 28, 2020 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)

256 Y5? Huh. His old gig used to be mostly boring sexual provocations that only provoked the equally boring present at the time.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:41 PM (El6T/)

257 Did you notice he spells his name in all caps? That's stupid.




Well, all caps is a choice. What if he is one of our fun lovable regulars who wants to stay incognito ? OK, double incognito ? We should allow him that, no ?

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

258 You should ban me!
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:41 PM (HALdu)


Not so:

A little kindness goes a long way here.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 07:42 PM (TdMsT)

259 In Ace's post.....Last item.

**********

Holy shit I'm blind, I thought it was something Trump had tweeted, lOL

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:42 PM (+dsLj)

260 Poor Joe. If DOCTOR Jill had a heart (and a brain) she'd take the old fart home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

261 gave doggeh a gigantic meaty bone. (from a pork butt) and he is so happy

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 07:42 PM (G546f)

262 She's a MEAN one!

-
It's her Indian blood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)

263 Bloomie is going to be the Democrats nominee.

Every morning at the Stock Exchange
you'd see him arrive

He stood three foot eight
and weighed one thirty five

kinda broad of opinion
and narrow of mind

and everbody knew
he wasn't their kind

Big Bloom

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 07:42 PM (arJlL)

264 I just tuned in. Trump is lighting up the Democrats bigly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 28, 2020 07:43 PM (lxoKn)

265 Wasn't Hitler himself part Jewish?
Posted by: Sponge




that is f'ed up and has no truth to it. spread by jewhaters and neos who want to distance themselves from hitler

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)

266 That's a raucous crowd! He's got them cracking up. It's gotta be a great time to be at one of these.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2020 07:43 PM (JoUsr)

267 261 gave doggeh a gigantic meaty bone

Aaand I guess we aren't doing phrasing anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

268 225: I am a great fan of CS Lewis and I say that as a Jewish woman. His work transcends denomination in many ways.

When I was working, I always kept a few copies of A Grief Observed in my desk to help people with reactive depressions related to loss (not always spouses). It was a great way to illustrate the " you will not always feel this way" statement I usually made. Lewis worked better than medication in many cases and was so personal that they could grasp it better than a clinical 5 stages of grief approach that some of the counselors employed.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:44 PM (ONvIw)

269 Troll Class : DESTROYER

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 07:44 PM (f+WX+)

270 buck throckmorton's family were the one's responsible for that space shuttle fiasco, right? i knew you couldn't trust em.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 07:44 PM (KP5rU)

271 LOL.
"I may never be excited about a crowd again after going to India. But that have 1 billion people."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:44 PM (ufFY8)

272 Election interference by Drumpf!



Impeach.

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 07:44 PM (AXS9h)

273 "I've just come back from India...stadium holds 140-150 k. And what does this stadium hold...15k? It's hard to be enthused."

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:45 PM (cF8AT)

274 269 Troll Class : DESTROYER
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 07:44 PM (f+WX+)


Oh yes.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 07:45 PM (TdMsT)

275 Also I'm going to call BUCK THROCKMORTON a sissy in every thread I'm in to see if he even reads this fucking blog.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 07:45 PM (gd9RK)

276 NYC sucks! *waits for response*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 07:37 PM (ptqGC)


It blows, too.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 07:45 PM (Y8PSl)

277 266
That's a raucous crowd! He's got them cracking up. It's gotta be a great time to be at one of these.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2020 07:43 PM (JoUsr)

I have been to three of them.

They are fun.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:45 PM (ufFY8)

278 based Lindsey is glowing

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)

279 chavez,

You rock!

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2020 07:45 PM (PisyI)

280 Chavez!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

281 but that was what set you off right?
do you have an option where you could be insulting with humor and snark instead of angry?
if you are going to shit yourself make the other commenters laugh.
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:39 PM (HALdu)

Ok. I'll try some humor.

Q: Why did "not so" cross the road?

A: That's okay. He doesn't know, either.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:46 PM (uEbPt)

282 Wasn't Hitler himself part Jewish?
Posted by: Sponge
No, there is a theory his mothers doctor who definitely was might have had a affair with her.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)

283 What does anyone see in Bernie, other than the far left Bernie Bros. He yells at clouds and I'm sure he has severe body odor


Put Bernie and Hillz on the same platform the cockroaches would leave the building.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 07:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

284 Aaand I guess we aren't doing phrasing anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 07:46 PM (G546f)

285 Isn't being a Jew who is pro Stalin about as out of place as being pro Hitler?

You'd have to ask George Soros about that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 07:46 PM (KZzsI)

286 No, there is a theory his mothers doctor who definitely was might have had a affair with her.
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)



no basis to any of it.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:47 PM (zr5Kq)

287 This Rangers team is going to be very good in a couple years.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

288 Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:44 PM (ONvIw)

Yes; That's a very good book.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 07:47 PM (WI7YS)

289 "Q: Why did "not so" cross the road?"

To get to the chicken on the other side?

Posted by: Feevah! at February 28, 2020 07:47 PM (Tnijr)

290 If I were Trump I would hire that guy to do orbits of my Yacht while I was plowing Melania on the Helo Deck.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 07:47 PM (f+WX+)

291 No, there is a theory his mothers doctor who definitely was might have had a affair with her.
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)


Yeah....read something that said where DNA tests show it's POSSIBLE, it isn't likely. His Grandmother worked for a Jewish family and it's possible she was knocked up by a member of the family, but there's no real evidence there.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Not anymore. It's one of those magical 'flips', like the Democrats being the freedom-loving anti-slavery party.

Trump in collusion with Putin to win the 2020 election - Fake and bad.

Ted The Swimmer in collusion with Andropov/Chernenko to defeat Reagan in 1984 - Real and ho-hum.
Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 07:31 PM (Y8PSl)

Dems love Communists and Socialists.

Not Russians. Simple fact is that Russia is still moving away from Socialism.

In fact the Constitution they are right now in the process of writing, will take them further from Socialism by most accounts.

Thus, Russia is 'on the wrong side of history' now for the Dems.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2020 07:48 PM (NgKpN)

293 Y5? Huh. His old gig used to be mostly boring sexual provocations that only provoked the equally boring present at the time.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:41

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Did Y5 get banned?! I liked Y5. But with a scant few exceptions I like all the Morons. I have no taste. I even like all the different ScoggDoggs and everybody seems to hate him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 28, 2020 07:48 PM (fQjRo)

294 Wasn't Hitler himself part Jewish?
Posted by: Sponge
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Schickelgruber?

Nobody's claiming that.

Posted by: Miklos, otherwise speculative at February 28, 2020 07:29 PM (QzkSJ)
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That was a fairly common claim in the 30s and 40s. To the best of my knowledge, it was unfounded. But the rumor was out there.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ZbwAu)


Supposedly, Hitler would never have been able to join the SS as he could not prove his ancestry had no Jewish blood going back to 1750.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 07:48 PM (Y8PSl)

295 This Rangers team is going to be very good in a couple years.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)


Gee thanks!!!!

Posted by: Texas Rangers at February 28, 2020 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

296 What does anyone see in Bernie, other than the far left Bernie Bros. He yells at clouds and I'm sure he has severe body odor

*********

He's like the dirty, unshowered Santa who promises you free hookers and blow backstage.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:48 PM (+dsLj)

297 >>This Rangers team is going to be very good in a couple years.


Don't kid yourself, if they can sneak into the playoffs they can hurt a few much better teams.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 07:48 PM (f+WX+)

298 I heard this Hitler is part jewish shit for the first time from ...a Lutheran priest. *sigh


Must have been his way of dealing with... issues....

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (zr5Kq)

299 LOL,

Lindsey said 'bullshit'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (ufFY8)

300 Bander, I am not a buck fan either, but I have to respect that ace has given him space in his house and I will just wait for a different thread.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (9QTcu)

301 Holy shit Lindsey, lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (+dsLj)

302 Ok. I'll try some humor.

Q: Why did "not so" cross the road?

A: That's okay. He doesn't know, either.
Posted by: ... at February




but that was what set you off right?




hey, you never answered, you are angry about our exchange at comment 23?

23?

that is why you decided to bother me down the entire thread?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (HALdu)

303 Insomniac!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (KP5rU)

304 This crowd is cooking

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (l3+k2)

305 Chavez!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (TdMsT)

306 >> I heard this Hitler is part jewish shit for the first time from ...a Lutheran priest.


Did you slap him like a bitch? or, at least box his ears?

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (f+WX+)

307 Looks like they are having fun in SC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:50 PM (85Gof)

308 Tim Scott is lighting this crowd up!

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:50 PM (cF8AT)

309
Well, I do declare, Miss Lindsey just said "bullshit" out loud.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 07:50 PM (f1Vqw)

310 Clutch the pearls Lindsay said Bull Shit!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2020 07:50 PM (wiXsO)

311 Uh-oh. Lindsay Graham just said "bullshit." Social media is going to melt down.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 28, 2020 07:50 PM (lxoKn)

312 306 >> I heard this Hitler is part jewish shit for the first time from ...a Lutheran priest.


Did you slap him like a bitch? or, at least box his ears?
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (f+WX+)

The Jello salad was just too good.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

313 Lindsay is on stage?

The crowd should start chanting "DO SOMETHING!!!"

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)

314 But as the Arabs also embraced socialism, the Soviets changed their policy and became anti-Israel. They also embraced the old Russian love of pogroms, so it wasn't a hard sell.

Plus, a lot of the Jewish revolutionaries were dead by the 50s, a fact noted in Israel.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)


The amazing thing is that Jews supported Russia/ the USSR after centuries of brutal pogroms etc. You'd think that they'd be the most anti-Russian / pro-American people on the planet.

A lot of the Jewish revolutionaries were whacked in the Great Purge (e.g., Kamenev, Zinoviev, Yagoda), none of whom survived 1938. And right before his death, Stalin was planning a purge of the Jewish doctors. So why the love for the Russians/ Soviets? It's a mystery to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2020 07:51 PM (73Q5c)

315 That was a display

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:51 PM (ZCEU2)

316 Ladyl!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 07:51 PM (KP5rU)

317 According to the left the anti Semitic hitler of today with Jewish grandchildren is in SC now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:51 PM (85Gof)

318 Attention In The Compound!

it is NAOW officially Beer:30.

that is all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2020 07:51 PM (5kQtt)

319 309


Well, I do declare, Miss Lindsey just said "bullshit" out loud.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 07:50 PM (f1Vqw)

I can't wait until he again talks preparing to prepare to prepare prepare to investigate. It will be riveting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2020 07:51 PM (1CjJc)

320 Did you slap him like a bitch? or, at least box his ears?
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (f+WX+)



A professor of Theology , my friend.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:51 PM (zr5Kq)

321 This is the definition of a rally

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (QzF6i)

322 Joe Wilson of "You lie!" fame!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

323 Ben Had!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (TdMsT)

324 313
Lindsay is on stage?



The crowd should start chanting "DO SOMETHING!!!"

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)

Nice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (1CjJc)

325 It blows, too.

Its gone from suck to blow!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (KZzsI)

326 That was a fairly common claim in the 30s and 40s. To the best of my knowledge, it was unfounded. But the rumor was out there.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ZbwAu)


Brit propaganda. Like Hitler only having one ball.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (73Q5c)

327 "Let's get ready to RUUUUUMMMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEE!"

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (lxoKn)

328
Here comes Govenuh Henruh..... Ah say, ah say, Govenuh Henruh McMastuh.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (f1Vqw)

329 288: I found it to be e lifeline for many. He even dealt with the guilt the survivor feels over mourning less and moving on a bit, which is a big deal for some with dysfunctional grief. I mean the ones who feel that if they don't, as Gordon Lightfoot put it, "tear the threads away, so I might bleed some more", that they are unfaithful and bad. This level of needing the pain can get very pathological

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (ONvIw)

330 Ladyl, Darlin, how's the Tai Chi coming?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2020 07:53 PM (9QTcu)

331 I pray SC can keep from turning blue. So very, very many transplants moving in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

332
I heard this Hitler is part jewish shit for the first time from ...a Lutheran priest. *sigh

I was unaware that Lutherans had "priests."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

333 Another defamation lawsuit dismissed (this by Lokhova, Cambridge Russian slandered by Halper and media outfits). Undercover Huber's always said these suits faced an uphill battle, he's got a detailed look on his twatters. Haven't checked by Barnes, a specialist in this kind of case, might have substantive perspective too.

Meanwhile, Turks vs. Russkis + Assad heating up in northern Syria, now US talking about helping Turks.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 07:53 PM (El6T/)

334 Ben Had!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

335 The Arabs never embraced socialism....they are a autocratic tribal dictatorial society.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 07:54 PM (85Gof)

336 are the ladies still on the trampolines in this thread as well?

asking for a friend...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2020 07:54 PM (5kQtt)

337 Thus, Russia is 'on the wrong side of history' now for the Dems.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2020 07:48 PM (NgKpN)


Makes sense. Dems are the Commie Revival Party, complete with their own stooges/shills.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 07:54 PM (Y8PSl)

338 Notice how Trump, the raging egotist, narcissist, and megalomaniac, has spent the last half hour talking up other Republicans?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 28, 2020 07:54 PM (lxoKn)

339 hey, you never answered, you are angry about our exchange at comment 23? 23? that is why you decided to bother me down the entire thread? Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:49 PM (HALdu)

I wasn't trying to offend you with my original observation. Sorry if I did.

I equally wasn't offended by you. I'm still not.

Let's call it a misunderstanding, bro, and move on.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:54 PM (uEbPt)

340 I was unaware that Lutherans had "priests."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 07:53 PM (aKsyK)


minister, whatever those jello consuming pagans have.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

341 CS Lewis transcends faith, which is rare in a theologian. I don't subscribe to the Christian notions about Hell and the Devil, for instance, but The Screwtape Letters was formative. I read it in one day, and was permanently altered the next. It opened my eyes. And I was an OLD twenty-one when I read that sucker. It's mental dynamite.

Same with Chronicles when I was a little stripling. CS Lewis has influenced my whole life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 28, 2020 07:55 PM (fQjRo)

342 Let's call it a misunderstanding, bro, and move on.


Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:54 PM (uEbPt)

Nope. Food fight.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (1CjJc)

343 Insom, we have just ticked another month off of the calendar and we are that much closer to partying.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (9QTcu)

344 Same with Chronicles when I was a little stripling. CS Lewis has influenced my whole life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 28, 2020 07:55 PM (fQjRo)

I read the whole series many times over. Just great books.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

345 269 Troll Class : DESTROYER
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 07:44 PM (f+WX+)


I haven't started, Ben Had!

But I will, I promise!

I played tennis with a sore arm today. Had to stop partway through and take ibuprofen.

But I got high scorer.

I think the Tai Chi Will help with non-sports-related aches and pains.

Being old is tough...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (TdMsT)

346 lack of religious education and attachment to the religion has a LOT to do with discomfort over being overtly religious, IMO. If you are uncomfortable with religion, you don't participate in services or holiday celebrations, and you certainly don't send the kids to religious school where they might get some of this.
Not that services are particularly religious, they are more focused on SJW stuff.
Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:24 PM (ONvIw)



I was so uncomfortable with sending my kids to catholic school (would never use public) I took it upon myself to delve deeply into catholic history and doctrine so I'd know what screwed up stuff I needed to combat.

I converted and have been teaching RCIA for 20 years now.


Most people who are uncomfortable don't know anything.

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (nRWPy)

347 minister, whatever those jello consuming pagans have.
Posted by: runner

==



heretics, to be precise

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (G546f)

348 343 Insom, we have just ticked another month off of the calendar and we are that much closer to partying.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (9QTcu)

You know it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

349 Love the southern accents

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (QzF6i)

350 I fear I have been miquoted.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (f+WX+)

351 I wasn't trying to offend you with my original observation. Sorry if I did.

I equally wasn't offended by you. I'm still not.

Let's call it a misunderstanding, bro, and move on.
Posted by: ... at February


cute

no

you decided to go very personal right away. you know what you did.

don't wait for everybody to leave and think you get to sneak in and seem sane.

I asked a question and you went in for personal attacks immediately.

you know what you did

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (HALdu)

352 341: Mine too. Did you see the stage version of Screwtape? I thought the one in NYC about 10 years ago was very effective.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (ONvIw)

353 If Greta's "how dare you?!" had any application it would be to put to an American and a Jew who would use his ethnic affiliation for a religion he absolutely rejects as a shield to denigrate, despise and actively work against the greatest defender of liberty and true religious faith that God ever placed on the planet.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 28, 2020 07:58 PM (SqopC)

354 was unaware that Lutherans had "priests."


They had one, then he nailed stuff to a door and married his "housekeeper."

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2020 07:58 PM (nRWPy)

355 CS Lewis' Pilgrim's Regress...fascinating read. His conversion story, really.

Posted by: lizabth at February 28, 2020 07:58 PM (L3Rsz)

356 Wow. This crowd is wild! Yee-ha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

357 351 you know what you did

I'm in the dark.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 28, 2020 07:59 PM (XzVUd)

358 Most people who are uncomfortable don't know anything.
Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (nRWPy)

In some cases, some Jews are uncomfortable as in afraid.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:59 PM (ONvIw)

359 I asked a question and you went in for personal attacks immediately.

The caffeine. Partake in less of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 07:59 PM (KZzsI)

360 Nope. Food fight.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (1CjJc)

Eh. I tend to reserve my best for the trolls. I don't like fucking with regulars unless they are in curious/AmishDude territory.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 07:59 PM (uEbPt)

361 Tomorrow on MSDNC and CNN: "TRUMP SAYS HE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

362 Wasn't Hitler himself part Jewish?

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I have forgotten the details but the issue was that Adolph's grandmother or great grandmother was a domestic in the home of a wealthy Jews. It was alleged that her employer supported her and further alleged that that these payments were for support of his illegitimate child. Apparently, there was gossip in the Hitler family that she had tricked him and the child was not really his. The truth is both irrelevant and lost to history.

In addition, both Reinhart Heydrich and Luftwaffe General Milch were alleged to have significant Jewish but there is no real evidence to support that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

363 The Problem of Pain, by cs Lewis is also important

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (nRWPy)

364 I love how he stresses he's Pres of US, not the world.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (l3+k2)

365 I wished they would focus on the hottie with the black hair. With all due respect to PDT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (85Gof)

366
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (HALdu)

Fuck off.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (uEbPt)

367 Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (ONvIw)

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I had no idea this existed, but I do now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (fQjRo)

368 I love Pilgrim's Regress. I don't quite understand all of his allegories but the concept of someone terrified of what they perceive as a judgmental awful God and learning about His love and power is great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (KZzsI)

369 Luftwaffe General Milch were alleged to have significant Jewish but there is no real evidence to support that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

Not Milch did, but hitler gave him a pass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (85Gof)

370 I'm in the process of writing my personal Grief Observed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

371 And now illegal alien horror stories. Good for PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

372 364 I love how he stresses he's Pres of US, not the world.
Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (l3+k2)

A bold anti-globalist stance

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (ONvIw)

373 Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (HALdu)

Fuck off.
Posted by: ... at February




heh, that makes you seem insincere.

dude, the entire exchange is here for everybody to read.

it starts at 23.

you were deliberately offensive from the get go.

you know what you did.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:02 PM (HALdu)

374 369 Luftwaffe General Milch were alleged to have significant Jewish but there is no real evidence to support that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

Not Milch did, but hitler gave him a pass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (85Gof)

Whole Milch? Or skim?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

375 Who are these 2 guys? Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 08:02 PM (85Gof)

376 CS Lewis' Pilgrim's Regress...fascinating read. His conversion story, really.
Posted by: lizabth at February 28, 2020 07:58 PM (L3Rsz)


The Abolition of Man. Rips the lid off post-modernism decades ago, before anyone really knew how toxic it was.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (lxoKn)

377 Whole Milch? Or skim?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

The 2% guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (85Gof)

378 "The NT-ers are on mouth-to-mouth resuscitation...you can do it...I'm not."

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (cF8AT)

379 My husband's lib family in Atlanta hate the idea of the wall, yet MS-13 uses the city as one of its largest distribution centers for drugs. And human trafficking is terrible there.

But Trump is stupid and tweets mean things!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

380 Somebodies need a get-a-long tee shirt.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (Y4EXg)

381 I'm in the process of writing my personal Grief Observed.
Posted by: Northernlu

I don't know what I'll do with it when I'm finished.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

382 376 CS Lewis' Pilgrim's Regress...fascinating read. His conversion story, really.
Posted by: lizabth at February 28, 2020 07:58 PM (L3Rsz)

The Abolition of Man. Rips the lid off post-modernism decades ago, before anyone really knew how toxic it was.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (lxoKn)

That's where the "men without chests" quotation comes from, isn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

383 Heydrich was almost certainly not Jewish. But young Heydrich and young YD looked pretty much alike, which led to him being tormented as a k*ke. It probably played a role in his cruelty toward Jews later.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (fQjRo)

384 I love how he stresses he's Pres of US, not the world.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (l3+k2)
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A bold anti-globalist stance

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (ONvIw)


I remain puzzled/amazed the UN has not rewritten the rules so that Barry can become UN Secretary General. You just know the UN wants Barry to be UN Secretary General.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (Y8PSl)

385 Abolition of Man and God in the Docks are his most searing and effective critique of modern culture. He gets right to the roots of where all this came from and why, and how it could have been avoided.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (KZzsI)

386 Btw grief sucks. My book will likely have the title making this mountain mine.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:05 PM (Uu+Jp)

387 I had no idea this existed, but I do now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (fQjRo)

Look for it. The one I saw off Broadway was just superb. I brought the family who thought I was pretty weird for spending time reading a devout Christian writer. They got it after seeing the show and the actor's recitation of Screwtape's advice.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:05 PM (ONvIw)

388 Sorry, just God in the Dock

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI)

389 nood

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 08:05 PM (Y4EXg)

390 Milch kilt hisself, as I recall, though I don't think it had anything do with his heritage, or the "issue" in general.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (El6T/)

391 Not Milch did, but hitler gave him a pass

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My understanding is that Milch was the result of incest and was so ashamed he declined to vigorously oppose the rumour that he was part Jewish. Now, that's some shame there!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (+y/Ru)

392 I don't know what I'll do with it when I'm finished.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

A self-examination is it's own reward, in many cases. You may share it, but if you decide not to, it probably helped a great deal.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:07 PM (ONvIw)

393 Every president after Trump will be boring AF. At least he's raising the bar for what to expect from a POTUS.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 08:07 PM (JwTJa)

394 Shall I show you my shocked face?

Posted by: Capt. Renault at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (+nWCH)

395

Steve Guest
@SteveGuest
Joe Biden says he's "right here in the state of North South Carolina"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (aKsyK)

396 That's where the "men without chests" quotation comes from, isn't it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (NWiLs)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (lxoKn)

397 How many top secrets did Sen. Fidel Sanders pass to his Soviet handlers while he was a Senator?

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2020 09:07 PM (Y274z)

398 That Kate Hyde chick is cute and funny. She was on Gutfeld once around Christmas time and had Fox News quality gams, too.

Posted by: Kensington at February 28, 2020 09:15 PM (y87jW)

399 374 369 Luftwaffe General Milch were alleged to have significant Jewish but there is no real evidence to support that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

Not Milch did, but hitler gave him a pass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (85Gof)

Whole Milch? Or skim?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)
************
was he also gay? Like assassinated Harvey Milch?

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2020 09:15 PM (Y274z)

400 They raised the f***ing Soviet flag at Bernie's kibbutz every morning.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 28, 2020 09:21 PM (I2/tG)

401 WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE ONE TO CALL ST. ANTHONY'S WHEN I GO INTO SHOCK FROM THE SMOKE?!?!"

Is that a thing? Can people "go into shock" from cigarette smoke inhalation?

I know some people can have an asthma attack. Is it possible to have such a bad asthma attack one goes into shock?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2020 07:22 PM (9t0Zz)


of course not. It's just another dumb cvnt ramping up the histrionics because her first gambit of bullying didn't work. Happens daily.

Posted by: Just the punchline or so at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (z79tQ)

Trump Nominates Representative John Ratcliffe, Deep State Scourge, as Director of National Intelligence

Trump will actually have allies in high positions of government in his second term.

It's gonna get lit.

Posted by: Ace at 05:58 PM




Comments

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1 Frist?

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 05:58 PM (Eicbe)

2 Is he an easy replacement in the House, at least?

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (f+WX+)

3 Well, here's hoping someone goes to prison.

Other then someone from Trumps team that is.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (A2eXZ)

4 THIRD?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (FIrEF)

5 Low digits!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (qaSBO)

6 Soon...

Posted by: Karma at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (+dsLj)

7 The DNI can use a man like John Ratcliffe. Maybe this was the deal with Mitch to get a clean FISA reapproved with the Corono virus.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (EUDB2)

8 2 Is he an easy replacement in the House, at least?

That's my first question.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (qaSBO)

9 Nice!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (Y4EXg)

10 Radcliffe is a good guy.

If he had Lindsey Graham's job, there would already be some prosecutin'.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (Eicbe)

11 Sweet! Now make Col. Kurt Schlichter a Swamp Eradication Czar.

Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (u1sWf)

12 >>Is he an easy replacement in the House, at least?

He's from Texass. Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)

13 Wait, Trump is allowed to actually choose allies for his team? This is crazy talk.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (hvf9s)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

15 With a name like Ratcliffe you know it has to be good.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (1g7ch)

16 SPONGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (PD1/H)

17 Trump must have dirt on Richard Burr.

Posted by: Miklos, more than just guessing at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (QzkSJ)

18 Sounds like a good choice. I hope Mitch can get him confirmed. Mitt better not stab the party in the back on this.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (eASYU)

19 Maybe that effeminate douche Garamendi will threaten him like he did John Jr.

Hey Garamendi. Democrats want people to die, and suffer. They clearly want financial ruin for the citizenry because. Election.

You fucking dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (VpIIl)

20 NOW things can get sporty. The winning? It will continue.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (6eEQ+)

21 So The Turtle and Co. will take Ratcliffe's calls this time??

Excellent

Posted by: Just Lily at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (c87bD)

22 Lord. Please allow for someone to go to PRISON for a long period of time for all of the attempted destruction of one of the greatest things you've ever created.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

23 >>That's my first question.


That's because you are SUPER smart.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (f+WX+)

24 1 Frist?
Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 05:58 PM (Eicbe)

IIRC, he's a doctor ( physician) (eye surgeon?) from Tennessee.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (JpIFY)

25 Will be interesting to see what can be accomplished when his administration is not filled with a den of vipers.

Posted by: IanDeal at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (vgGyZ)

26 OK, TX 4 is safe as milk.

Ratcliffe won with 78% last time. He wasn't even opposed on one of his runs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (qaSBO)

27 Maybe that effeminate douche Garamendi will threaten him like he did John Jr.

Hey Garamendi. Democrats want people to die, and suffer. They clearly want financial ruin for the citizenry because. Election.

You fucking dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (VpIIl)
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Garamendi? I recall that name from California politics decades ago.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (PD1/H)

28 14 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)


16 SPONGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (PD1/H)


CLOSE!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

29 Cliff Clavin is going to be DNI?

...
...
...

what?...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (CAJOC)

30 Another American is fully recovered from virus. Total is 7 now.

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (AXS9h)

31 Coffee kicking in...

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (q177U)

32 >>He's from Texass. Yes.


Then I approve.

Not of Texas.

But, of the choice.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (f+WX+)

33 I think this job will require an iron maiden more than a scourge.
Posted by: MAGA at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (I5LRE)
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Awesome!

*air guitar*

Posted by: Bill and Ted at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (Eicbe)

34 Cute chick in purple next to the podium.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (ufFY8)

35 Should be easy to replace him. His District is North East Texas. Non-Urban area.

Posted by: tbone at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (D/Yw3)

36 I don't like taking good representatives out of congress.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

37 https://youtu.be/NF6z5BGG-dA

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (ufFY8)

38 This sounds impeachable.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (uEbPt)

39 I thought Grenell was going to be DNI. Or is that another position?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (iS/NP)

40 I waz willowed. I should know better than to post on a thread past 300 comments...it's a crap shoot at that point.

Officer, I'd like to report a murder....

@tedcruz

Ted Cruz Retweeted Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Btw, congrats on the science fair.

To see what he's referring to go here:

https://tinyurl.com/ulkggu9

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (cF8AT)

41
what?...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (CAJOC)


Main screen turn on......

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)

42 uh huh

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (HALdu)

43 Have all the usual suspects set their hair on fire yet?(those that have hair not denuded scrotum heads hat is)

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (KNsKs)

44 13
Wait, Trump is allowed to actually choose allies for his team? This is crazy talk.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (hvf9s)
__________


That's at least three impeachable offenses right there.

Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (u1sWf)

45 I think this position requires more of an iron maiden than a scourge.

Posted by: MAGA at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (VatT2)

46 Grenell is just acting DNI until they get someone confirmed Dr T.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (eASYU)

47 40 I thought Grenell was going to be DNI. Or is that another position?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (iS/NP)

Acting.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (cF8AT)

48
I'm tuned in to MSNBC.

Unfortunately, they have a standard 10-Maddow delay on factual news, so I guess I won't get to see the liberal tears for a while.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (Hygy1)

49 Should be easy to replace him. His District is North East Texas. Non-Urban area.
Posted by: tbone

The nomination puts pressure on Mitch to git 'er done quick, so they can get someone else lined up for the House seat.

Posted by: Miklos, still more than just guessing at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (QzkSJ)

50 Ratcliffe helped write the Nunes memo. He's seen all the evidence including the illegal FIAS applications. He's also a former federal prosecutor.

He's going there for a reason.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (ZLI7S)

51 42
what?...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (CAJOC)

Main screen turn on......
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)

How are you gentlemen

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

52 Loyalists for the second term. Things will get sporty in Washington.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (90T4r)

53 So if only one Dem crook will go to jail for the unfettered corruption, which one would you want it to be?

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (XxJt1)

54 LOL: "You will see liberals crying again!"
chick at the podium

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (ufFY8)

55 what?...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (CAJOC)

Main screen turn on......
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)
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Make your time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (PD1/H)

56 Well Done, Mr. President.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (9QTcu)

57 Should be easy to replace him. His District is North East Texas. Non-Urban area.
Posted by: tbone at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (D/Yw3)


I have land and family out there.

They like guns. They like to hunt. They like freedom.

They don't like Bernie.......

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)

58 54 So if only one Dem crook will go to jail for the unfettered corruption, which one would you want it to be?

al-Brennan

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (qaSBO)

59 >>>Cute chick in purple next to the podium.

Hit me baby one more time!

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (q177U)

60 Oddly enough, I'm looking at places in TX-4 district.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (Y4EXg)

61 >>I thought Grenell was going to be DNI. Or is that another position?

He was always a temporary replacement. Trump must have something else lined up for him.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (ZLI7S)

62 Lord. Please allow for someone to go to PRISON for a long period of time for all of the attempted destruction of one of the greatest things you've ever created.
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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You know, when all this began, I was like, let's just have it all out in the open, so we know what happened.

The appeal of orange jumpsuits has climbed and climbed with me.

And now, I want frog-marches. And perhaps pre-dawn raids for good measure.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (Eicbe)

63 Clapper should be in shackles.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:06 PM (90T4r)

64
How are you gentlemen
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (NWiLs)


I watched this just the other day to remind myself how much it makes me laugh.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

65 I hope all the guilty fuckers hate him.

Posted by: jsg at February 28, 2020 06:06 PM (6wQGO)

66 http://bit.ly/2TocZ0j
*********
DemTARDS heads

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 06:06 PM (BqBId)

67 62 >>I thought Grenell was going to be DNI. Or is that another position?

He was always a temporary replacement. Trump must have something else lined up for him.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (ZLI7S)

He is loyal. Trump rewards loyalty.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:06 PM (90T4r)

68 Thanks for the explanation. Thanks also for not taking advantage of my inadvertent use of "Grenell" and "position" in the same comment.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 28, 2020 06:07 PM (iS/NP)

69 "From Bernie, to Biden, to BOOT-EH-JEDGE, they are socialists."

purple clad chick.

"They are led by A-O-C. She is nuts."

lol

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 06:07 PM (ufFY8)

70 He was always a temporary replacement. Trump must have something else lined up for him.
Posted by: JackStraw

Pompeo will be updating his resume come December.

Posted by: Miklos, sure as shootin' at February 28, 2020 06:07 PM (QzkSJ)

71 BREAKING on CNN: Gloria Allred to hold press conference with over 1,000 women who have now come forward to accuse Rep. Ratcliffe of sexual assault. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 06:07 PM (u1sWf)

72 He's going there for a reason.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (ZLI7S)
*********
BUT!! Anything happening??/SARC

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 06:08 PM (BqBId)

73 So if only one Dem crook will go to jail for the unfettered corruption, which one would you want it to be?
Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (XxJt1)
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Weismann...of the MuellerWeismann Report.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:08 PM (Eicbe)

74 Might take another 4 years just to clean house

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

75 He is loyal. Trump rewards loyalty.
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:06 PM (90T4r)


Just don't stab him in the back......

Posted by: Michael Cohen at February 28, 2020 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

76
I wonder if the Grenell thing is just to soften up the enemy. Give them a guy to shriek about for a little while, and then pull the bait-and-switch, so that it harms their ability to keep shrieking and be taken seriously.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2020 06:08 PM (fUqBx)

77 BREAKING on CNN: Gloria Allred to hold press conference with over 1,000 women who have now come forward to accuse Rep. Ratcliffe of sexual assault. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 06:07 PM (u1sWf)
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"He didn't take a day off" -- Binders of Women.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:09 PM (Eicbe)

78 >I thought Grenell was going to be DNI. Or is that another position?

He was always a temporary replacement. Trump must have something else lined up for him.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
Old Interim DNI Had to be replaced by Mid March, OHHHHHH the Ides Of March

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 06:09 PM (BqBId)

79 Abolish the ODNI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2020 06:09 PM (Z+IKu)

80 He'll never be confirmed.

Sadly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2020 06:09 PM (rw8je)

81 "The party of Lincoln will always defeat the party of Lenin."
purple clad blondie



I pray that this is true.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 06:09 PM (ufFY8)

82 He is loyal. Trump rewards loyalty.
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:06 PM (90T4r)


Clicked the link for the Trump rally.

PACKED. HOUSE.

Biden can't fill a elementary school lunch room.

Bernie has seats for 500.

Warren gets a Luby's cafeteria at 10 AM.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

83 BREAKING: President Donald Trump scored a major legal victory on Friday a federal appeals court panel ruled Democrats have no right to hear testimony from former White House counsel Don McGahn.

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 06:10 PM (AXS9h)

84 17 Trump must have dirt on Richard Burr.
Posted by: Miklos, more than just guessing at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (QzkSJ)
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Deo volente.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2020 06:10 PM (M/9m0)

85 The party of Lincoln will always defeat the party of Lenin."
purple clad blondie

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 06:09 PM (ufFY
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They SWITCHED!

Posted by: Democratic Gaslighting Loon at February 28, 2020 06:10 PM (Eicbe)

86 77
BREAKING on CNN: Gloria Allred to hold press conference with over 1,000
women who have now come forward to accuse Rep. Ratcliffe of sexual
assault. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 06:07 PM (u1sWf)

---

"He didn't take a day off" -- Binders of Women.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:09 PM (Eicbe)

I still got him beat!

Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at February 28, 2020 06:10 PM (ufFY8)

87 al-Brennan

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (qaSBO)


I'm leaning toward Comey, simply for the sanctimony. But I'd cheerfully hold the cell door for that demon.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 06:10 PM (XxJt1)

88
I'm leaning toward Comey, simply for the sanctimony. But I'd cheerfully hold the cell door for that demon.
Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 06:10 PM (XxJt1)


I'd pull the trigger, lever or press the button for that fuck.

He should burn for what he did.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

89 LOL.
Purple chick just said, "Let's trigger them. Let's chant 'Ten more years!' "


Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at February 28, 2020 06:11 PM (ufFY8)

90 I hope Grenell builds him a nice pile of skulls in the meantime .

Posted by: IronDave at February 28, 2020 06:11 PM (k3crU)

91 EVEN WORSE THAN GRENELL!

Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2020 06:11 PM (ZbwAu)

92 87 al-Brennan

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (qaSBO)


I'm leaning toward Comey, simply for the sanctimony. But I'd cheerfully hold the cell door for that demon.
Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 06:10 PM (XxJt1)



The problem is that there are so Many villains to choose from.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)

93
Soon...
Posted by: Karma

=======

You always say that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 06:12 PM (Hygy1)

94 Abolish the ODNI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2020 06:09 PM (Z+IKu)


Ufdah !!!

Posted by: Thor ... at February 28, 2020 06:12 PM (LPnfS)

95
They SWITCHED!
Posted by: Democratic Gaslighting Loon at February 28, 2020 06:10 PM (Eicbe)


You can play switch.

It's where you put one thumb in your mouth and the other up your ass, then someone yells SWITCH!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

96
Brennan was the mastermind of the whole Russia Russia Russia! operation. He's the one I'd pick over all the others.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:12 PM (rCwaK)

97
You always say that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 06:12 PM (Hygy1)


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Karma Jr. at February 28, 2020 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

98 This is just bukake theatre.

We have been reliably informed by the smart set that if mccabe is not in epstein's room in the graybar and that if you do not have a specific date for how long it is going to take to round up the coup plotters you are a rube and this is a sham.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 06:13 PM (HALdu)

99 I would have to pick Killary, She put all the pawns in play.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (9QTcu)

100
Just curious, why did JOhn want to wait until after IG Report was finished?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (Hygy1)

101 79 Abolish the ODNI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2020 06:09 PM (Z+IKu)

ODNI corrected one fault with the 1947 National Defense Act. That law dual hatred the Director of Central Intelligence as the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency. This put him as supervisor, peer, and competitor of the other 16 intelligence agencies . Not a good move.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (JpIFY)

102 I think people around PDT are starting to appreciate fighting and winning. I think there is a positivity and optimism that has not been felt in a very long time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (d7Ww2)

103 Why should Trump be allowed to have people who like him filling high places in the deep state bureaucracy.
This is facism! He must be stopped!
- CNN

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (pmRSz)

104 I would have to pick Killary, She put all the pawns in play.
Posted by: Ben Had at February




that was obama

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (HALdu)

105 BREAKING: President Donald Trump scored a major legal victory on Friday a federal appeals court panel ruled Democrats have no right to hear testimony from former White House counsel Don McGahn.
Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 06:10 PM (AXS9h)
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That's precisely why the House didn't go through the courts. It was much more effective to pretend they had a right to hear the testimony of personal staff with the Demedia correcting ... exactly...NOTHING.

They never had a right. The AG started out as the "President's personal council" and then they gave him the DOJ. But since the modern theory is that the AG is NOT the president's personal lawyer (although that's what the office was created for, so that Presidents would have ready legal council and not have to be lawyers themselves.), we've moved on and now we have the President's personal counsel.

Definitely covered under executive privilege.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (Eicbe)

106 I could have been 2nd. Just saying.

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (spA/L)

107 53 So if only one Dem crook will go to jail for the unfettered corruption, which one would you want it to be?
Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 06:04 PM (XxJt1)
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That POS commie Brennan is an obvious pick but I guess I'll go for His Holier-Than-Thou-ness Comey.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (M/9m0)

108
Brennan
Comey
Clapper

These were the core plotters, these are the ones who should be locked up. They won't be, but those are the ones I want in chains. Also Yates and Rice, FTM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (fUqBx)

109

I don't believe this, but here at Miley's place in Ft. Inn, SC, some gal knocked on the doors stumping for Pete Buttplug.

She came to the front door, not the back as I would've expected.

This blows my mind. Buttplug has people going door to door. In Ft. Inn.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:15 PM (rCwaK)

110 REEEEEEE!

BTW, PJ Media reminds us that Barry waited until 1,000 Americans had died from H1N1 before he lifted a fey pinky finger.

But TRUMPVIRUS!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

111 Just curious, why did JOhn want to wait until after IG Report was finished?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (Hygy1)
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He has a long mustache?

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:15 PM (Eicbe)

112 And, as you astutely put it a few days ago Ace, they're getting better at their jobs, too. Unlike a lot of presidents, a second Trump term could be much better than the first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:15 PM (KZzsI)

113 BTW, PJ Media reminds us that Barry waited until 1,000 Americans had died from H1N1 before he lifted a fey pinky finger.

But TRUMPVIRUS!!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)
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Trump acted too quickly--thus racist.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:15 PM (Eicbe)

114 Another American is fully recovered from virus. Total is 7 now.
Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (AXS9h)
........

I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL GONNA DIE!

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

115 Right side broadcasting needs to get different female announcers. Their voices are like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:16 PM (cF8AT)

116 I don't believe this, but here at Miley's place in Ft. Inn, SC, some gal knocked on the doors stumping for Pete Buttplug.



She came to the front door, not the back as I would've expected.



This blows my mind. Buttplug has people going door to door. In Ft. Inn.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:15 PM (rCwaK)


I went to high school in Simpsonville. Pretty solidly conservative back then. Now, with all the growth in Greenville spreading out, not so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

117 Is this a good appointment? Will I be denouncing Ratcliffe in four months - as if I knew from the get-go that he's a whoreson's whoreson like Bolton and Barr? Because I wanna be on the leading edge of denouncing people.

Is Barr still on the outs? Boy, I really F'd that one up.

Posted by: 13times at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (K3B2k)

118 This blows my mind. Buttplug has people going door to door. In Ft. Inn.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:15 PM (rCwaK

He's a veteran! And people don't know he's ghey!

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (AXS9h)

119 So, Ratcliffe will come?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (NgKpN)

120 I would put a strict statutory limit, including direct, detailed, and contract personnel assigned to ODNI. Like maybe 20% of whatever the current headcount is. Or less.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (JpIFY)

121
>> I went to high school in Simpsonville.

Hillcrest? What years? That's where I went.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (rCwaK)

122 Plus, Radcliffe survived Volemort and knows how to disarm his opponents

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

123 I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 06:16 PM (v0R5T)
---
Dammit. Now I'm going to OWE on those credit cards I rang up.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (Eicbe)

124 BTW, PJ Media reminds us that Barry waited until 1,000 Americans had died from H1N1 before he lifted a fey pinky finger.

But TRUMPVIRUS!!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)


That was part of the strategy to make America BETTER you see. Those 1000 people freed up JOBS to help the employment numbers for the administration.

Trump is just a big fat meanie.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Hello everyone and welcome to...

Hillary! - The Podcast!

The only podcast made for women by a woman!

Starring me, Hillary Clinton.

I have a great list of topics for us all today.

First up:

"Depends - A Sexy Woman's Sexyist Luxury Item"

C'mon girls! Don't hold back.

And be sure to send me your sexiest pose in your sexiest pair of Depends.

I'll be posting them on Hillary! - The Podcast's Webpage.

That's www.Hillary!The PodcastWebpage.com

Ah, our first caller is from Madison, Wisconsin.

You're up on Hillary! - The Podcast....

...

Posted by: Hillary! - The Podcast at February 28, 2020 06:18 PM (9wmyx)

126 I don't like taking good representatives out of congress.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I don't either. Mark Meadows seat is now like a hockey puck thrown down on the ice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 06:18 PM (xSo9G)

127 I've just decided the proper way to write dammitt is with two ts.

Damn-Mitt.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:18 PM (Eicbe)

128 >>Is this a good appointment? Will I be denouncing Ratcliffe in four months - as if I knew from the get-go that he's a whoreson's whoreson like Bolton and Barr? Because I wanna be on the leading edge of denouncing people.

>>Is Barr still on the outs? Boy, I really F'd that one up.

If you start now you can be one of the first to cheer for Barr. Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

129 80 He'll never be confirmed. Sadly.
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Can someone refresh my memory on why he withdrew the last time Trump nominated him? I expect the Dems will throw as much shit at him as they can manufacture.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2020 06:18 PM (sWM8x)

130 122 Plus, Radcliffe survived Volemort and knows how to disarm his opponents
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (KZzsI)


But will he use Avada Kedavra, or wimp out?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:18 PM (90T4r)

131 Gosh, thanks Jack.

Posted by: 13times at February 28, 2020 06:19 PM (K3B2k)

132 115
Right side broadcasting needs to get different female announcers. Their voices are like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:16 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah, this woman does not have a mellifluous voice.nails on a chalkboard is a bit harsh, though.

just a little.
She sounds hoarse.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 06:19 PM (ufFY8)

133 And, as you astutely put it a few days ago Ace, they're getting better at their jobs, too. Unlike a lot of presidents, a second Trump term could be much better than the first.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:15 PM (KZzsI)


I pray to The Lord above that this is the great awakening to conservative politicians that you CAN have a backbone. You CAN fight back and you CAN do what's best for AMERICA FIRST and will lead to a round of prosperity for generations.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)

134
Greenville County turnout ratio is generally around 4:1 R to D. But there is indeed a growing urbane wannabee bunch in Greenville that are as woke as anywhere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:20 PM (rCwaK)

135 Hillcrest? What years? That's where I went.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (rCwaK)


Yep. I'm ancient. I just attended my 50 year reunion in October.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

136 Trump 2020: Payback Is a Bitch

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

137 132 115
Right side broadcasting needs to get different female announcers. Their voices are like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:16 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah, this woman does not have a mellifluous voice.nails on a chalkboard is a bit harsh, though.

just a little.
She sounds hoarse.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 06:19 PM (ufFY


Yes, yes. But would the Horde hit it?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)

138 Posted by: Hillary! - The Podcast at February 28, 2020 06:18 PM (9wmyx)

Not accurate.

Not ONE *stumble* *shart* or *stagger*

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Ted Cruz 2024. Seriously. He's getting Trumpian.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

140 O/T

Friends in North Charleston are feeding us live video from the SRO filled to capacity Trump rally.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 06:21 PM (tT0V4)

141 God these Democrats hate our country. Especially that Miniature Tyrant.

How the hell so you attack the president and then blame the market downturn on him? These people are real mouth breathing window licking dunces. I can't wait to vote against them.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 06:21 PM (rLZe7)

142 135 Hillcrest? What years? That's where I went.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (rCwaK)

Yep. I'm ancient. I just attended my 50 year reunion in October.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

Kerosene lamp school days? ( Runs away).

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:22 PM (90T4r)

143 Yes, yes. But would the Horde hit it?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)

That IS the critical question, but I haven't seen her on camera yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 06:22 PM (ufFY8)

144 Brennan
Comey
Clapper

These were the core plotters, these are the ones who should be locked up. They won't be, but those are the ones I want in chains. Also Yates and Rice, FTM.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (fUqBx)


Brennan - neutralized after brandishing weapon when being approached for arrest.

Comey - suicide before quarters could entered in arrest attempt.

Clapper - suffered severe stroke while resisting arrest. Now on life support.


These are more reasonable outcomes.
No perp walks needed.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 28, 2020 06:22 PM (1g7ch)

145 Trump 2020: Payback Is a Bitch
Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 06:20 PM (v0R5T)


Trump 2020: Now, you will blow me.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)

146 >> Yep. I'm ancient. I just attended my 50 year reunion in October.


I graduated in '85. I was beginning to wonder if you were a Jane who was a classmate of mine. She moved off somewhere and I haven't seen her since Clemson.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:23 PM (rCwaK)

147 Dammit. Now I'm going to OWE on those credit cards I rang up.
Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (Eicbe)
........

I'm gonna be so fucking busy...

Posted by: Lamborghini Repo, Inc. at February 28, 2020 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

148 Yep. I'm ancient. I just attended my 50 year reunion in October.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

Kerosene lamp school days? ( Runs away).
Posted by: tubal

---

Jane had light?

Luxury!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 06:23 PM (Y4EXg)

149
Yep. I'm ancient. I just attended my 50 year reunion in October.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)


But you type much younger.......

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)

150 I graduated in '85. I was beginning to wonder if you
were a Jane who was a classmate of mine. She moved off somewhere and I
haven't seen her since Clemson.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:23 PM (rCwaK)


My sister, the hard-core socialist, graduated three years after me. Went on to U of SC. Journo major, natch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

151 Senate will never pass him...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:24 PM (6XlcD)

152 Brennan - neutralized after brandishing weapon when being approached for arrest.

Comey - suicide before quarters could entered in arrest attempt.

Clapper - suffered severe stroke while resisting arrest. Now on life support.
---
Do any of them enjoy canoeing?

Posted by: William Colby at February 28, 2020 06:24 PM (sWM8x)

153 It would be nice if the coup plot story ever came out, well it is out, but from an official govt finding. As for indictments, arrests and convictions, eh, all the top coupsters probably have secret pardons in their safes from obama.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2020 06:24 PM (r+sAi)

154 > This blows my mind. Buttplug has people going door to door. In Ft. Inn.

Well, it doesn't really matter how strongly Republican a district is for primary purposes, right?

All that matters for the primary is whether ButtJizz can get more Dem votes than the other Dems. If there are only twenty Dem voters, and six million Republican voters, ButtJizz would be fine if he managed to get fifteen of the twenty.

Granted, canvassing such a strongly opposition district isn't going to yield as many votes per door knock as others. Likely one of two things is going on:

1) ButtJizz has so much money that he can afford to burn money in marginal districts
2) ButtJizz is so desperate for a win over Sanders that he's scraping the bottom of the barrel for every vote.

There are a lot of establishment Dems (including some major, major donors) who are starting to get scared shitless of Bernie. They may see ButtJizz as the best insurance policy, and they may be right in that. Trump would eat Warren or Sanders alive in a debate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 06:24 PM (lbYzk)

155 Trump 2020-Because the first time was so good!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2020 06:24 PM (9QTcu)

156 I'm gonna be so fucking busy...
Posted by: Lamborghini Repo, Inc. at February




did you know Ferrari has a three year unlimited mileage warranty?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 06:25 PM (HALdu)

157 Trump 2020: Shit's On

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

158 Trump 2020: Because Fv&k You, That's Why

I've mused about installing a magnetic signs that says this on my car and driving around Iowa City with several webcams going.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 28, 2020 06:25 PM (dmWPe)

159 did you know Ferrari has a three year unlimited mileage warranty?
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 06:25 PM (HALdu)


Because Ferrari KNOWS no one puts miles on them.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

160 Trump 2020: No More Mister Nice Guy

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 28, 2020 06:26 PM (PD1/H)

161 I wonder if Hillary will bark on her podcast. That was so winning

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:26 PM (KZzsI)

162 >>> I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 06:16 PM (v0R5T)
--- Dammit. Now I'm going to OWE on those credit cards I rang up. Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 06:17 PM (Eicbe)

I won't be able to go live in the wasteland of Beverly Hills in Bill Murray's house, like in Zombieland? That was my backuo retirement plan.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 06:27 PM (hvf9s)

163 Trump 2020: NOW, I bang your mom.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

164 Here's a reminder of how good Ratcliff is...

https://tinyurl.com/uysxrss

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:27 PM (cF8AT)

165 Kerosene lamp school days? ( Runs away).
Posted by: tubal

We had to flense and render our own whale oil.

Posted by: Miklos the Yorkshireman at February 28, 2020 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)

166 did you know Ferrari has a three year unlimited mileage warranty?
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 06:25 PM (HALdu)

Because Ferrari KNOWS no one puts miles on them.
Posted by: Sponge at February




I think the mileage thing is newish for them. The warranty has seven years maintenance too.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 06:27 PM (HALdu)

167 > Biden can't fill a elementary school lunch room.

> Bernie has seats for 500.

> Warren gets a Luby's cafeteria at 10 AM.

ButtJizz gets a five minute open mic slot before Macarena Night at the local gay bar.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 06:27 PM (lbYzk)

168 >>Senate will never pass him...

I think they will this time. I doubt this was spur of the moment and I bet Trump and Mitch have made a deal.

If they don't, Grenell gets to stay in the job for the next 210 days so win win.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)

169

Vice President Joe Biden claims he "became a professor" after leaving the White House in 2017, but reports from the time say neither he nor the university that hired him expected him to teach any classes, and students and faculty were confused about what he would be doing.

The University of Pennsylvania did indeed make Biden the "Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor" in 2017, but neither the school nor Biden expected him to teach any classes, according to comments at the time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (aKsyK)

170 Trump 2020, 24, 28

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (90T4r)

171 Would Pence be a lock in 2024 after 4 more years of Trump, or will it be an RNC fistfight?

I could see Pence/Cruz 2024, in either order on the ticket.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (hvf9s)

172 Trump 2020: I'm All Out of Bubblegum.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (l3+k2)

173 Trump's rally is in North Charleston, SC.

OMG...don't let Slo-Jo go there. He'll never figure out where he is.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)

174 Vice President Joe Biden claims he "became a professor" after leaving the White House in 2017, but reports from the time say neither he nor the university that hired him expected him to teach any classes, and students and faculty were confused about what he would be doing.
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I'm sure Joe was confused about what he would be doing, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 28, 2020 06:29 PM (PD1/H)

175 DawsonSField Retweeted
AllRiseAmerica's avatar
Big Brother: @AllRiseAmerica
1h
Powell on Flynn: "he knew about the billions of dollars Brennan was running off book"

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 06:30 PM (BqBId)

176 61 >>I thought Grenell was going to be DNI. Or is that another position?

He was always a temporary replacement. Trump must have something else lined up for him.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (ZLI7S)

I wouldn't mind Chief of Staff.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 06:30 PM (zqs/f)

177 The University of Pennsylvania did indeed make Biden the "Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor" in 2017, but neither the school nor Biden expected him to teach any classes, according to comments at the time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (aKsyK)

Well, both Ben and Biden WERE reported to walk around in the nude.

But that is about the ONLY comparison I can make between Biden and my Favorite Founding Father.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2020 06:30 PM (NgKpN)

178 2) ButtJizz is .. scraping the bottom of the barrel for every vote.
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Is that what they call it these days?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 06:30 PM (xSo9G)

179 Trump 2020: Vision, man

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

180 @ChadPergram 6 minutes ago

Schumer on Ratcliffe DNI nomination: With this nomination, President Trump has shown once again his lack of respect for the rule of law and the intelligence community. Republicans must join Democrats in swiftly rejecting the nomination of Mr. Ratcliffe.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:30 PM (cF8AT)

181 Trump 2020: Behold my terrible swift sword! Slightly smaller than large. Ain't it a beaut?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2020 06:30 PM (q1Pj5)

182 This Ratcliffe guy better not be a go-get er, he better be a Talk-a-good-game-but-do-nothing like me!

Posted by: Bill 'Low' Barr at February 28, 2020 06:30 PM (LLUXC)

183 I could see Pence/Cruz 2024, in either order on the ticket.
Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (hvf9s)


And in 2028 the DemCong will get back in because the people forgot what a good assraping was like.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 28, 2020 06:31 PM (1g7ch)

184
If they don't, Grenell gets to stay in the job for the next 210 days so win win.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)

You've got a point... Who will replace him in the House do you think?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:31 PM (6XlcD)

185 Damn another good news day

Really happy with the sanctuary city ruling, and now this McGhan ruling.

Folks. It's kind of starting to lo ok k a bit....positive for us.

Jussie smollett going down in flames soon

Covington kid lawsuits

Record number of GOP running for house and senate

Democrat self immolation

Hers to that

Posted by: Getcha Pull at February 28, 2020 06:31 PM (aR6C/)

186 > The University of Pennsylvania did indeed make Biden the "Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor" in 2017

Just another one of the many scams that have been set up to funnel money to leftists, like the "book deal" in the previous thread.

The "book deal" scam has been going on for a long time. I hope Trump makes a clean sweep of the IRS during his second term, and said new IRS delivers unpleasant news to all of the "book deal" scammers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 06:31 PM (lbYzk)

187 170 Trump 2020, 24, 28
Posted by: tubal


To be slightly more constitutional, starting 2024 and after we can elect spirit-mediums who will channel Trump. Don't see anything int he Constitution saying we can't.

"Hocus pocus, abracadabra, the Spirit of Trump is speaking to me, and he says: Build the space wall to keep out aliens! Real aliens this time!"

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 06:31 PM (N9G0H)

188 >>Schumer on Ratcliffe DNI nomination: With this nomination, President Trump has shown once again his lack of respect for the rule of law and the intelligence community. Republicans must join Democrats in swiftly rejecting the nomination of Mr. Ratcliffe.

heh

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)

189 Catherine Pugh ......good grief that thing is scary. Kills the belief that good looks wins elections.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 06:32 PM (Kc8Wi)

190 I cannot believe a grown-ass woman would brag about winning (2nd place actually) a Science Fair in High School, even going so far as to post a picture of it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 28, 2020 06:32 PM (AD3JT)

191 ODNI corrected one fault with the 1947 National Defense Act. That law dual hatred the Director of Central Intelligence as the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency. This put him as supervisor, peer, and competitor of the other 16 intelligence agencies . Not a good move.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 28, 2020 06:14 PM (JpIFY)

That's another one...abolish the CIA.

A man can dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2020 06:32 PM (Z+IKu)

192 188 >>Schumer on Ratcliffe DNI nomination: With this nomination, President Trump has shown once again his lack of respect for the rule of law and the intelligence community. Republicans must join Democrats in swiftly rejecting the nomination of Mr. Ratcliffe.

Chuckie.. too bad you're not in charge...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:32 PM (6XlcD)

193 But was Schemer crying when he said that?

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 06:32 PM (NiXyF)

194 143
Yes, yes. But would the Horde hit it?



Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)

That IS the critical question, but I haven't seen her on camera yet.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 06:22 PM (ufFY

Yes, she is a definite One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 06:33 PM (ufFY8)

195 @brandondarby

Second coronavirus case of unknown origin confirmed in California, indicating virus is spreading in the state.


Ok, all you Cali morons get out....after that, I don't care what happens.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:33 PM (cF8AT)

196 ButtJizz gets a five minute open mic slot before Macarena Night at the local gay bar.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2020 06:27 PM (lbYzk)


Tonight, at the Blue Oyster . . .

Posted by: Emcee at February 28, 2020 06:33 PM (q1Pj5)

197 Nice link Tami - thanks! I had forgotten that.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 06:33 PM (Y4EXg)

198 Another American is fully recovered from virus. Total is 7 now.
Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 06:02 PM (AXS9h)

Saw that too, good news! Pretty soon all the peeps who caught it from travel to China ought to start recovering. Second wave is people who caught it from Iran and Italy. (Noticed Canada is getting new cases from people from Iran.)

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 06:33 PM (zqs/f)

199 I cannot believe a grown-ass woman would brag about winning (2nd place actually) a Science Fair in High School, even going so far as to post a picture of it.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 28, 2020 06:32 PM (AD3JT)


Strong is the Dunning-Kruger in that one.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 28, 2020 06:33 PM (1g7ch)

200 I hope it gets lit, but I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 06:33 PM (l9m7l)

201 Schumer on Ratcliffe DNI nomination: With this nomination, President Trump has shown once again his lack of respect for the rule of law and the intelligence community. Republicans must join Democrats in swiftly rejecting the nomination of Mr. Ratcliffe.

Where's an AIDS infected ebola mosquito when you need one......

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

202 190 I cannot believe a grown-ass woman would brag about winning (2nd place actually) a Science Fair in High School, even going so far as to post a picture of it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 28, 2020 06:32 PM (AD3JT)

Right? Didn't you loved Cruz's reply?

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:33 PM (cF8AT)

203 Trump 2020: Meep Meep Motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (d7Ww2)

204 203 Trump 2020: Meep Meep Motherfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (d7Ww2)


Lolol!!

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (90T4r)

205 Maybe in 2024 a Primary battle between Pence and Cruz, with Trump staying neutral. Then Cruz/Pence, though I'm not that thrilled with Pence.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (l3+k2)

206 Second coronavirus case of unknown origin confirmed in California, indicating virus is spreading in the state.

I thought I read this morning that the first case was narrowed down to having been near the cruise ship when it de-barked?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (6XlcD)

207 @brandondarby

Second coronavirus case of unknown origin confirmed in California, indicating virus is spreading in the state.


Bullshit.

What flight from China was THIS fuck in contact with?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Trump 2020: C'mon Man, I'll Beat You Like a Drum
Oh wait, am I doing this right?

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

209 Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
Someone put Sphincter Tightner in Chuck the Schmucks Milk Of Magnesia

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 06:35 PM (BqBId)

210 "Hello, we are refugees from Betelgeuse after its recent supernova. We have received your transmissions, and would like to meet your leader Will Robinson. And we brought a present for Penny -- a flying pony!"

Spirit-Trump: "Stay out, you damn aliens!"

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 06:35 PM (N9G0H)

211 I don't think Pence has given any indication he wants to be president.

I cannot believe a grown-ass woman would brag about winning (2nd place actually) a Science Fair in High School, even going so far as to post a picture of it.

Wearing her cheaters to look smart

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

212 Gentlemen and Gentlemen.

One night only.

I present to you.

MAYOR RIMJOB!!!!!!

Posted by: The Raging Anal at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

213 I am going to refrain from commenting on this story until I read what St. David French, Blessed Pharisee of CuckShed, has to say in:

"The Conservative Case for Police State Tyranny".

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (fp3O8)

214 Trump 2020: Meep Meep Motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (d7Ww2)
........

Classic.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

215 Lovely that a Fed Judge ruled today against the Trump Stay in Mexico program... What we need now is more open borders

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (6XlcD)

216 Ok... maybe the tree will start getting fertilized around election day???

But that doesn't mean you should neglect to sharpen your pitchforks

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (BDQo0)

217 To avoid coronavirus infection, don't eat bats. Is this too damned hard to do?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (90T4r)

218 Trump 2020: Meep Meep Motherfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (d7Ww2)


Would you release your copyright?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

219 190 I cannot believe a grown-ass woman would brag about winning (2nd
place actually) a Science Fair in High School, even going so far as to
post a picture of it.



Posted by: Ktgreat at February 28, 2020 06:32 PM (AD3JT)


And she probably lost to a kid who made a volcano out of chicken wire and plaster of Paris.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (xPl2J)

220
Nate Silver's poll average has Buttplug pulling 8.5% here. I guess he's going to try to keep from getting really blown out or something.

It just seems that this local area, Ft. Inn would not be the place to be if you were trying to gin up Dem primary votes. Buttplug is stinking on ice with black voters, and there are a number here, but I don't think they'd be persuadable for Buttplug.

Seems like you'd go to some of the hipster type areas in Greenville proper where you might find some white Dems.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:37 PM (rCwaK)

221 217
To avoid coronavirus infection, don't eat bats. Is this too damned hard to do?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (90T4r)


Old bats?

Posted by: Huma at February 28, 2020 06:37 PM (l3+k2)

222 I saw Ebola Mosquito open for Corona Rat at the Viralatoreum in '08.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2020 06:38 PM (r+sAi)

223 To avoid coronavirus infection, don't eat bats. Is this too damned hard to do?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (90T4r)


I know, right? Fucking idiots.

Posted by: Naked African, Fucking a Monkey at February 28, 2020 06:38 PM (Zz0t1)

224 "Second coronavirus case of unknown origin confirmed in California, indicating virus is spreading in the state."



I'm thinking (guessing) illegal border crossers from Mexico.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 28, 2020 06:38 PM (zlgJP)

225
202
190 I cannot believe a grown-ass woman would brag about winning (2nd
place actually) a Science Fair in High School, even going so far as to
post a picture of it.


But, but, it was a Major Award! It must have been Italian.

Posted by: Ralphie's Dad at February 28, 2020 06:38 PM (LLUXC)

226

A federal appeals court on Friday slapped a temporary halt on the Remain-in-Mexico policy dealing a significant blow to the administration's efforts to control the flow of migrants claiming asylum at the southern border.

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco ruled in a 2-1 vote to put a hold on the policy -- formally known as the Migrant Protection Protocols (MPP). In a separate ruling Friday, the same court also blocked an administration policy that prevents immigrants who crossed the border illegally from then claiming asylum in the U.S.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 06:38 PM (aKsyK)

227 194
143

Yes, yes. But would the Horde hit it?





Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)

That IS the critical question, but I haven't seen her on camera yet.


Would not surprise.

Posted by: The Otter at February 28, 2020 06:39 PM (t41dG)

228 I must make an offering to the gods.

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at February 28, 2020 06:39 PM (EgshT)

229 Buttplug is stinking on ice with black voters, and there are a number here, but I don't think they'd be persuadable for Buttplug.

Seems like you'd go to some of the hipster type areas in Greenville proper where you might find some white Dems.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:37 PM (rCwaK)


Rumor started somewhere that Mayor Rimjob is gay.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 06:38 PM (aKsyK)

Yup, just in time for sick migrant hordes to come across our border with the Corona, and use all our Healthcare resources while seeking asylum.

Good move there Court.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2020 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

231 I was really ticked last night when Sara Carter said on Hannity that there was no evidence a Grand Jury of any kind had been impaneled by Durham

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:41 PM (6XlcD)

232 Time to make Escape from LA a reality.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

233 218 Trump 2020: Meep Meep Motherfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (d7Ww2)

Would you release your copyright?
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

I would strongly suggest legal counsel preparing a licensing agreement for use of said phrase. Hint hint.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

234 @brandondarby

Second coronavirus case of unknown origin confirmed in California, indicating virus is spreading in the state.


Bullshit.

What flight from China was THIS fuck in contact with?
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Brandon Darby has been doomongering in my Twitter thread all week. Dude seems to really believe the worst case scenarios. I find it amusing.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 06:41 PM (zqs/f)

235 AOC twatted out that she believes that her science fair project was suppressed by Big Pharma.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 06:41 PM (xSo9G)

236 Ratcliffe--assuming Trump can get him confirmed will be Director of National Intelligence--that may be the old Clapper slot.

Grenfell will be Director of the National Security Council--the old Henry Kissinger slot. The DNI is a member of the National Security Council by statute.
The President chairs the National Security Council.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 28, 2020 06:41 PM (NvbIF)

237 228 I must make an offering to the gods.
Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey

this nic always cracks me up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)

238 Yes, yes. But would the Horde hit it?





Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)]


With a stick recently used to move a pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

239 231 I was really ticked last night when Sara Carter said on Hannity that there was no evidence a Grand Jury of any kind had been impaneled by Durham

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:41 PM (6XlcD)

She said no one know if a GJ has been impaneled. There have been no leaks either way.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (cF8AT)

240 >>> Ok, all you Cali morons get out....after that, I don't care what happens.
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:33 PM (cF8AT)

Morons get out, and then in 2024 Trump builds a second wall, between CA and the rest of the US.

2028, we build a wall to the North to block the Canadians devastated by Trudeau. Only Mark Steyn is allowed to pass freely.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (hvf9s)

241 I would strongly suggest legal counsel preparing a licensing agreement for use of said phrase. Hint hint.
Posted by: Insomniac

Legal InsomZoom!

Posted by: Miklos, boilerplate artist at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (QzkSJ)

242 Dunno, I think the ODNI was an entirely unnecessary "reform" after 9/11. The problem with pre-9/11 wasn't structural. And adding a layer definitely was not a "fix".

Anyway, Ratcliffe seems a solid guy. And enough of an outsider to pass the basic test. Outsiders aren't required for every spot, but the collapse of ethics and the pervasive arrogance/constitutional cluelessness of so much of the national security establishment does put a premium on outsiders in key positions.

Still think Wray will be seen as Trump's worst appointment, down the road, when it's all in the rear-view mirror.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (El6T/)

243
I would strongly suggest legal counsel preparing a licensing agreement for use of said phrase. Hint hint.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 06:41 PM (NWiLs)


SEE? I'm trying to get you work, man.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

244 She said no one know if a GJ has been impaneled. There have been no leaks either way

With how leaky Washington is you would think it would leak

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (6XlcD)

245 Trump 2020: Meep Meep Motherfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (d7Ww2)

https://twitter.com/Nubs_A/status/1232780772362375170

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 06:43 PM (zqs/f)

246 Would you release your copyright?
Posted by: Sponge at February


Internet search suggests it is free use

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 06:43 PM (HALdu)

247 With how leaky Washington is you would think it would leak
Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (6XlcD)


Schiff for brains isn't involved.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Publius--how is the new knee?

I missed Miley's call the other day. I returned the call, but she didn't answer.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 06:44 PM (TdMsT)

249 Bernie just has to pull off a win tomorrow, just read he has a big margin in Leftifornia.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 06:44 PM (ZCEU2)

250 Schiff for brains isn't involved.

You've got a point

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:44 PM (6XlcD)

251 Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (6XlcD)
******
NOT IN D.C.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 06:45 PM (BqBId)

252 If Corona Virus is hanging around in August and Democrats are scaring everyone will there be elections?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2020 06:45 PM (UaSdt)

253 She said no one know if a GJ has been impaneled. There have been no leaks either way

With how leaky Washington is you would think it would leak
Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (6XlcD)


Makes me wonder if a) there is no grand jury or b) there is a grand jury and a hangin' judge who's issued the Mother Of All Gag Orders.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 06:45 PM (NiXyF)

254 249 Bernie just has to pull off a win tomorrow, just read he has a big margin in Leftifornia.

I think crazy Uncle Joe has SC.. I just hope Bernie makes it close

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:45 PM (6XlcD)

255 Publius--how is the new knee?
-------

Ah. That reminds me.

PUBLIUS - ARE YOU DOING YOU PT?!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (xSo9G)

256 244 She said no one know if a GJ has been impaneled. There have been no leaks either way

With how leaky Washington is you would think it would leak
Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (6XlcD)

I believe he's in CT.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (cF8AT)

257 251 Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:42 PM (6XlcD)
******
NOT IN D.C.

It isn't?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (6XlcD)

258
Schumer on Ratcliffe DNI nomination: With this nomination, President Trump has shown once again his lack of respect for the rule of law and the intelligence community. Republicans must join Democrats in swiftly rejecting the nomination of Mr. Ratcliffe.

heh
Posted by: JackStraw

========

Why on earth does Schumer even waste electrons on this?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (G51Gf)

259 At the Trump rally, this place is LIT

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (juHyL)

260 'YOUR PT', dammitt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 06:47 PM (xSo9G)

261 Why on earth does Schumer even waste electrons on this?

I guess he feels like he has to as the de facto leader of the Democrats? I don't know, maybe kneejerk opposition to anything at all the president does helps fundraising.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

262 259 At the Trump rally, this place is LIT

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (juHyL)

How fun!!!! Give us inside updates!

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2020 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

263 What time the rally? 5:00 Eastern?

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 06:48 PM (l3+k2)

264 Why on earth does Schumer even waste electrons on this?




rhetoric

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 06:48 PM (HALdu)

265 President is the CINC

Who do these twatwaffles think is in charge? That's why Americans elected him. If we had representation in congress, genuine that is, these clowns wearing robes would be routinely impeached.

Congress has abdicated much of their responsibility to unelected, unaccountable bureaucrats. Then they can feign concern, act like spectators, and request more money from the unrepresented constituents to gain re-election and service their real constituency, the people who actually have money - the corporate lobbyists. Congress is "For Display Purposes Only" in so many areas of importance.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 28, 2020 06:48 PM (dmWPe)

266 I didn't know ghosts could post.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

267 At the Trump rally, this place is LIT
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater
--------

Are there Citadel cadets down at the Battery, loading the cannon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 06:49 PM (xSo9G)

268 @236
Neither of them will be confirmed because the uniparty will not allow anyone that isn't in possession of a Deep State coin of membership anywhere near the levers of power or be able see how the sausage was made.

Probably end up with some Bush or Reagan era retread.

Although we could use like 25 or 30 Larry Kudlow's

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rw8je)

269 Are there Citadel cadets down at the Battery, loading the cannon?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
------

I could be there before midnight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 06:49 PM (xSo9G)

270 >> I missed Miley's call the other day. I returned the call, but she didn't answer.

I just told her, and she's looking at her phone now.

The knee is doing good, knock on wood. Healing up nicely. I'm off the walker and they let me skip the cane step. The main thing is trying to get my knee to extend all the way. It's been drawn up for a long time, and that's going to be a bitch to get it straight.

With me straining and the therapist helping pushing down hard, I can get it to 6 degrees off straight. And that's hurting so hard, I can hardly stand it.

It was 10 degrees, so that's 4 degrees improvement after a week.

It's going to be a bitch and it may not make it all the way, but they're going to try.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rCwaK)

271 Why on earth does Schumer even waste electrons on this?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (G51Gf)


I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!!!!

Posted by: Fuck Schumer at February 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

272 At the Trump rally, this place is LIT

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater


Great, President Trump's rallies are now haunted. When does Buzzion show up?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:50 PM (KZzsI)

273
Senate will never pass him...
Posted by: It's me donna

=======

Why didn't they the first time? I wasn't paying attention.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 06:50 PM (G51Gf)

274 259 At the Trump rally, this place is LIT

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (juHyL)

From what I've seen on twitter and TV is sounds like it!

How close are you to the stage?

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

275
Are there Citadel cadets down at the Battery, loading the cannon?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 06:49 PM (xSo9G)

I wish

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 06:51 PM (juHyL)

276 38 This sounds impeachable.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 06:03 PM (uEbPt)


LOL. Glad I didn't have a mouth full of beer when I read that.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at February 28, 2020 06:51 PM (AJ/mV)

277 Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (6XlcD)
******
NO IT ISN'T

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 06:51 PM (BqBId)

278 Makes me wonder if a) there is no grand jury or b) there is a grand jury and a hangin' judge who's issued the Mother Of All Gag Orders.
Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 06:45 PM (NiXyF)


There is nothing happening. There is no GJ. First time one of Comey's buddies get called up it would be all over CNN.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2020 06:51 PM (ZfRYq)

279 Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (juHyL)

From what I've seen on twitter and TV is sounds like it!

How close are you to the stage?
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

Being a ghost like me, he can be anywhere he wants.

Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher (trying out a new nic) at February 28, 2020 06:52 PM (xPJvm)

280 277 Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:46 PM (6XlcD)
******
NO IT ISN'T

What did I ask?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:52 PM (6XlcD)

281 I'm surprised Schumer hasn't tried to invoke a rule that the president cannot appoint ANYONE to ANYTHING in an election year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:52 PM (KZzsI)

282
With me straining and the therapist helping pushing down hard, I can get it to 6 degrees off straight. And that's hurting so hard, I can hardly stand it.

It was 10 degrees, so that's 4 degrees improvement after a week.

It's going to be a bitch and it may not make it all the way, but they're going to try.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rCwaK)


Is it a matter of the ligaments having to lengthen?

I know your result will be good, Publius.

You have so much in your life to work toward!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 06:52 PM (TdMsT)

283 How close are you to the stage?
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

I'm behind but up in the 2nd deck so the view of the back of his head will be pretty good

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (juHyL)

284 Senate will never pass him...
Posted by: It's me donna
******
Yeah That is right PDT picked a guy that was dead ! Good Lord stay away from the Publix Store Manager site

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (BqBId)

285
I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!!!!
Posted by: Fuck Schumer

=======

Hahaha, you want coverage, go on t.v. and tell the truth. "The Democrats are all voting OrangeManBad. We don't care about your 'details' and your 'facts.' Go away."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (G51Gf)

286 Yes, Durham is in CT.

In addition to this special investigation, he's also still doing his 'regular' job in CT, just released a big statement about some court case that has nothing to do with anything in Washington.

I'm cynical. I wonder how much he is accomplishing for President Trump. I hope that he's furiously working on our behalf, but as the months drag on and no indictments are being revealed...arg!

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (m5eYa)

287 Trump 2020: You get four more years of Melania

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

288 282
With me straining and the therapist helping pushing down hard, I can get it to 6 degrees off straight. And that's hurting so hard, I can hardly stand it.

It was 10 degrees, so that's 4 degrees improvement after a week.

It's going to be a bitch and it may not make it all the way, but they're going to try.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rCwaK)


Is it a matter of the ligaments having to lengthen?

I know your result will be good, Publius.

You have so much in your life to work toward!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 06:52 PM (TdMsT)

Gotta get in shape for that ass-kicking contest!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

289 I'm behind but up in the 2nd deck so the view of the back of his head will be pretty good
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (juHyL)


What was the security like getting into the building? Like a standard sporting event or more stringent?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

290
NO IT ISN'T

What did I ask?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:52 PM (6XlcD)
****** Not in D.C.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (BqBId)

291 Yeah That is right PDT picked a guy that was dead ! Good Lord stay away from the Publix Store Manager site

The last time he was nominated they had a cow.. It's why I said it

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (6XlcD)

292
What did I ask?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:52 PM (6XlcD)
****** Not in D.C.

Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (6XlcD)

293 Ghost of Lee Atwater, can you give us an AoSHQ sign? Too bad we don't have hats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

294 I'm behind but up in the 2nd deck so the view of the back of his head will be pretty good

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (juHyL)

Yell "TWO WEEKS!" when it's quiet so we can locate you, k?

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:55 PM (cF8AT)

295 In all seriousness, publius, it's really important you grin and bear it with the PT and any and all home exercises they give you. It sucks now but it'll be we'll worth it in the end.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

296
Yell "TWO WEEKS!" when it's quiet so we can locate you, k?
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:55 PM (cF8AT)


How about FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)

297 Yell "TWO WEEKS!" when it's quiet so we can locate you, k?

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:55 PM (cF8AT)


This, or "The guys get shirts!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

298
How about FIRST!!!!!

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 06:56 PM (6XlcD)

299 Yell "SPONGE!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

300
I've got to run, we can discuss the knee on the ONT later. See you then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:56 PM (rCwaK)

301 In all seriousness, publius, it's really important you grin and bear it with the PT and any and all home exercises they give you. It sucks now but it'll be we'll worth it in the end.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 06:55 PM (NWiLs)


This.

PT is SUPPOSED to kick your ass because it's designed to make you BETTER than you were before.

Don't get discouraged. Do what you're supposed to do.

You'll be jumping small buildings in a single bound in no time.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

302 Ok, wave right now cuz RSBN is panning the audience!

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (cF8AT)

303 Gotta get in shape for that ass-kicking contest!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 06:53 PM (NWiLs)


Publius would never kick Miley's ass!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (TdMsT)

304 To avoid coronavirus infection, don't eat bats. Is this too damned hard to do?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:36 PM (90T4r)

I know, right? Fucking idiots.

Posted by: Naked African, Fucking a Monkey


Seriously?

So lame . . .

Posted by: "Spare Rib Soup" Old Chinese Delicacy (Human Fetus) at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (fp3O8)

305 I'm behind but up in the 2nd deck so the view of the back of his head will be pretty good
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater

---

The Buttygig seats?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (Y4EXg)

306 Yell ACE

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (BqBId)

307 Yell "SPONGE!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)


Even better.

I'll go viral. Can I handle the pressure?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

308 NOOD! NOOD! NOOD!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)

309 this nic always cracks me up.

All of the credit goes to the Head Ewok.

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at February 28, 2020 06:58 PM (EgshT)

310 Ghost of Lee Atwater...

Are you behind the American flag that's hanging down from the KAG sign?

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:59 PM (cF8AT)

311 SIC will shut this down within the week.

Posted by: Orson at February 28, 2020 06:59 PM (F2OeZ)

312 Yell " Surprise Anal!!!"

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:59 PM (90T4r)

313 What was the security like getting into the building? Like a standard sporting event or more stringent?
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Faster believe it or not because they basically don't let you take anything in except for small bags or what's on your pocket.

I did hear one guy say specifically "No Q shirts"

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 07:00 PM (juHyL)

314 312 Yell " Surprise Anal!!!"

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 06:59 PM (90T4r)

Yeah, that way we'll see him when security removes him from the building. Good idea Tubal!

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:00 PM (cF8AT)

315 Don't you people know Republican rallies are disease infested? Only Democrats gatherings are clean and Zombie virus free.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:01 PM (ZCEU2)

316 Are you behind the American flag that's hanging down from the KAG sign?
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:59 PM (cF8AT)

Yes, on the TV I am to the left but slightly higher than the flag

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 07:01 PM (juHyL)

317 205 .....Then Cruz/Pence, though I'm not that thrilled with Pence.
Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (l3+k2)
---------------------------------
Pence has been a fine VP for Trump, IMO, low-key and loyal.
But I don't think Pence is cut out for the headline role.
Nope.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2020 07:02 PM (M/9m0)

318 Yes, on the TV I am to the left but slightly higher than the flag
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 07:01 PM (juHyL)

Does you section have bunting in the front?

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:03 PM (cF8AT)

319
Does you section have bunting in the front?
Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:03 PM (cF8AT)

No, next section to the left

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 07:05 PM (juHyL)

320 RSBN is really focusing on your area?

Whatcha wearing? LOL!

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:05 PM (cF8AT)

321 Sitting behind a woman in a cowboy hat

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (juHyL)

322 Oh pooh...they've gone back to focusing on the girl reading msgs to RSBN. It's fascinating...........

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (cF8AT)

323 Hold up a sign that says "Hi Weasel!"

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (spA/L)

324 321 Sitting behind a woman in a cowboy hat

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 28, 2020 07:07 PM (juHyL)

Ok, I'll watch for you.

Here's the main attraction! Have fun!

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 07:08 PM (cF8AT)

325 SC facts:

5.1 million live there, 29.5 percent, or about 1.5 million, are black.

In per-capita income, the state ranks 43rd.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 28, 2020 07:19 PM (+fPHo)

326 Weasel tsk tsk, Hello Horde would be more appropriate

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)

327 >>Senate will never pass him...

I think they will this time. I doubt this was spur of the moment and I bet Trump and Mitch have made a deal.

If they don't, Grenell gets to stay in the job for the next 210 days so win win.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)

That might be a funny thing - appoint good interim folk, then appoint Congressman Literally Hitler to all the posts as the permanent guy to reduce the oppo against your temp guy,

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2020 07:35 PM (eoQWY)

328 Magarita @7:02... I have to agree. I like the guy, and he has been a great VP, but... I remember when he was Governor of Indiana, and the state legislature passed a quality freedom of religion bill. Pence initially signed it, but then retracted and vetoed it instead after some lefties protested.

He just isn't cut out to be that standard-bearer like Trump is. He's a good guy, and I'll take him as an ally any day... I'd take one of him over a hundred Mitch Daniels... but I don't think he can be that honey badger we need for a leader at this time.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 28, 2020 09:57 PM (H3MF8)

Corrupt Baltimore Mayor Who Scammed Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars from City's Health Care Funds Sentenced to Three Years in Prison

She got the Democrat Discount.

Former Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh was sentenced to three years in federal prison Thursday after she pleaded guilty to charges of conspiracy and tax evasion related money she received from sales of her self-published children's book series.

Prosecutors said Pugh, a Democrat who served as Baltimore's mayor from 2016 to 2019, received more than $850,000 in sales from her "Healthy Holly" books to the University of Maryland Medical System (UMMS) and other entities she was connected to.

...

Pugh admitted in her plea deal that she double-sold books to multiple purchasers and also accepted payments for books that were never delivered. The former mayor also admitted to using the fraudulent proceeds to funnel straw donations to her mayoral campaign and to fund the purchase and renovation of a house in Baltimore.

Posted by: Ace at 05:07 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 28, 2020 05:07 PM (Oq/TM)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 28, 2020 05:07 PM (Oq/TM)

3 rd?

Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 28, 2020 05:07 PM (Oq/TM)

4 SweeT!!!! Trifecta!!!

Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 28, 2020 05:08 PM (Oq/TM)

5 ...and throw away the key.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 05:08 PM (N9G0H)

6 She's 69. Three years is a lot of what active life she has left.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2020 05:08 PM (wCmLp)

7 Pugh admitted in her plea deal that she double-sold books to multiple
purchasers and also accepted payments for books that were never
delivered. The former mayor also admitted to using the fraudulent
proceeds to funnel straw donations to her mayoral campaign and to fund
the purchase and renovation of a house in Baltimore.


She also pled guilty to being as ugly as a mud fence and almost as smart.

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2020 05:09 PM (T6t7i)

8 "Healthy Holly" sounds like some pornographic Who song from 1967 deleted off their third album for violating decency standards.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 05:09 PM (N9G0H)

9

The president should commute her sentence.

Posted by: David Cuck French at February 28, 2020 05:09 PM (Vmh67)

10 Willowed, as usual:

Troops start gunning down their neighbors, their families are up for grabs.

It would get real ugly real fast.
Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2020 05:05 PM (RU4sa)

Yes, ABSOLUTELY this.

*waves to SMH*

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (kry2I)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Even read the content. :-)

Now, lets continue with the trend and get Comey, Clapper, McCabe, Struk (sp?) and a myriad of others arrested, put on trial and incarcerated or hung.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (Oq/TM)

13 I bet her prison will be a not too onerous environment. Maybe a trustee job in accounting?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (90T4r)

14 Busty Brittany

Leggy Lucy

Virginal Vanessa

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (q177U)

15 Did she have to pay a fine?

No?

Blow that shit up and start over. it's toast.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

16 Her next book will be 'Holly Does Time'.

Posted by: dantesed at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (qdl59)

17 SOMEONE CALL NOOD!!

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (q177U)

18 Healthy Holly Goes Down.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (Tnijr)

19 Nice work if you can get it, and being a Democrat probably helps

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 05:11 PM (ZCEU2)

20 She should be the librarian. Just saying.

Posted by: iandeal at February 28, 2020 05:11 PM (vgGyZ)

21 Holly Does D-Block.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:11 PM (90T4r)

22 Healthy Holly's Prison Briefcase

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 05:11 PM (f+WX+)

23 Just another day in the Dem Paradise that is Baltimore.

And the residents will keep pulling the lever for the corruptocrat Dems who do nothing for the people.

But ORANGEMANBAD!

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 28, 2020 05:11 PM (/FLNB)

24
Healthy Holly Gets AIDS.

Posted by: David Cuck French at February 28, 2020 05:11 PM (Vmh67)

25 Ok so it's about time for the next mayor's arrest so the cycle can continue.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2020 05:11 PM (j3npP)

26 Healthy Holly Goes Down.
Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (Tnijr)


Kissing.

Kissing.

Kissing the pink.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

27 18 Healthy Holly Goes Down.
Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2020 05:10 PM (Tnijr)

PHRASING

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2020 05:11 PM (RD7QR)

28 20
She should be the librarian. Just saying.

Posted by: iandeal


There goes that fantasy.

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2020 05:11 PM (T6t7i)

29 Goddammit! We had trampolines and wet T-shirts and boobs and a possible wrasslin' match in the last thread!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

30 The Democrat Party -- Of the criminals, by the criminals, for the criminals.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 28, 2020 05:12 PM (gAXBD)

31 What was Roger Stone getting for stealing nothing and not hurting anyone?

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 05:12 PM (ZCEU2)

32
Alternate post title:

Healthy Holly Goes To The Clink!

Posted by: David Cuck French at February 28, 2020 05:12 PM (Vmh67)

33 I'm guessing she won't lose her pension and benefits.

Posted by: Old Dude at February 28, 2020 05:12 PM (LGXGf)

34 Someone explained earlier in the week how this grifter book scam SHOULD have gone down, or does successfully go down, and how the mayor botched it. Very illuminating.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 05:12 PM (hvf9s)

35 She looks like she was cross bread with a beagle.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Healthy Holly Didn't Hang Herself

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (Tnijr)

37 Now, think for a moment, what if she hadn't double sold the books? And had worked with a reputable publisher?

She'd likely get 25% of the total sales. The recipients of the books could just toss them in a landfill. She costs a little more to bribe, since you basically have to give 75% of the bribe to the publishing house. But you pay $1 million for books, and she gets $250k.

AND perfectly legal.

Now you know why so many politicians write books no one reads.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (+DS2f)

38 Bitch set me up had it coming.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (ATCV4)

39 It won't be Manafort prison, you can count on that.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (90T4r)

40 6 She's 69. Three years is a lot of what active life she has left.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2020 05:08 PM (wCmLp)

True and it's Baltimore no one expects anything better from them and hey no one died this time around.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (j3npP)

41 She's 69. Three years is a lot of what active life she has left.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2020 05:08 PM (wCmLp)


She's led a pretty sweet life on the taxpayer's dime. I think a few more years could be considered interest on the loan.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (8B6Ng)

42

Healthy Holly Learns How To Make License Plates

Posted by: David Cuck French at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (Vmh67)

43 "Hoosegow Holly"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (dfRN6)

44 Non-noodsters.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (1CjJc)

45 Will she get a book deal before, during or after the jail time?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (xptlg)

46 29 Goddammit! We had trampolines and wet T-shirts and boobs and a possible wrasslin' match in the last thread!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

Don't worry. Sponge is trying to get everyone back on track @26.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)

47 Healthy Holly

by The Who

Have you met Healthy Holly?
Big where it counts.
Tight when you mount.
Healthy Holly, oh Healthy Holly
Why are you so fit?

Have you met Healthy Holly?
Pin me to the mat.
I sniff where you sat.
Healthy Holly, oh Healthy Holly
Love your fanny and ti-- needle scratch

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (N9G0H)

48 I retract my non-noodsters. Scuba Dude nooded.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (1CjJc)

49 What was Roger Stone getting for stealing nothing and not hurting anyone?
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 05:12 PM (ZCEU2)


More than what Dinesh D'Sousa got for doing what every democrat donor does everywhere, every day.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

50 That's why Castro taught all those communists to read -- so they could buy books written by Democrats.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (gAXBD)

51 Of course NPR never mentions Puch's party affiliation. But did you know she sung "This Little Light of Mine" and drew "widespread praise for her defense of Freddie Gray?"

Posted by: 13times at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (K3B2k)

52 Healthy Holly Learns to Shiv

Posted by: vmom 2020 vGLOCK at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (G546f)

53 Oh and in case Ace missed my willowed thread requests, if we are allowed to make requests:

Weekly writing threads for all the authors (check in on progress, ask writers questions, maybe a writing tip each week)

Weekly GAINZ threads, maybe on Friday afternoons.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (hvf9s)

54 46 29 Goddammit! We had trampolines and wet T-shirts and boobs and a possible wrasslin' match in the last thread!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

Don't worry. Sponge is trying to get everyone back on track @26.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)

He's a real standup invertebrate organism, I don't care what everyone else says about him.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

55 The book scam goes on all the time but this DEMOCRAT was so blatant it couldn't be covered up.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (Tnijr)

56 Don't worry. Sponge is trying to get everyone back on track @26.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)


I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

57 BOSS: Oh hey, it's Friday evening, I'll give joncelli this assignment and then vamoose!

JONCELLI: Grrrrrrrrrr.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2020 05:15 PM (RD7QR)

58

Healthy Holly Has A New Jumpsuit

Posted by: David Cuck French at February 28, 2020 05:15 PM (Vmh67)

59 Of course NPR never mentions Puch's party affiliation.

Yeah its Find The Party again but... in this case you can guess with a 99.4% chance of certainty, Ivory pure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

60 Are the CEOs of the Large Health Organizations that paid her the bribes, sorry, what am I saying, bought her books, going into the cells beside hers?

"Bueller? Bueller?"

Posted by: JB1000 at February 28, 2020 05:15 PM (1nz3P)

61
He's a real standup invertebrate organism, I don't care what everyone else says about him.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (NWiLs)


YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Three comments before a nood call is just piling on

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 05:15 PM (ZCEU2)

63 I see the electric boogaloo thread got a quick hook.
Probably for the best.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2020 05:15 PM (z79tQ)

64 This puts her on the short list for the Dem Vice [SWIDT] Presidential nominee.

Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 05:15 PM (u1sWf)

65 48 I retract my non-noodsters. Scuba Dude nooded.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (1CjJc)

Yes, I nooded after I had my way with a fresh thread. heh heh heh

Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 28, 2020 05:16 PM (Oq/TM)

66 Healthy Holly Goes To Prison T-shirts are sold out.
Seriously.

https://tinyurl.com/t4qoudg


Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

67 The thing I do not get is how in all these corrupt big cities, EVERYONE is corrupt down to the bone, but they keep getting busted and jailed. How?? You know the police commissioner, the state and city prosecutors, the judges are all in on it with their hands out, but they keep getting nailed by this corrupted system.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

68 And she's still smarter than Joe Bribem.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2020 05:16 PM (XF4b8)

69 Every book she "sold" was "purchased" by someone. Most likely "someone" using public funds. Why aren't these people going to prison?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2020 05:17 PM (sWM8x)

70 Roger Stone gets the book thrown at him.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 05:17 PM (KNsKs)

71 And she's still smarter than Joe Bribem.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2020 05:16 PM (XF4b


How so? She got busted. Biden is running for president, scott free.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

72 But as was said earlier... this book scam is so common, it seems almost random who gets busted for it. They almost all do it, but only a few get caught?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

73 67 The thing I do not get is how in all these corrupt big cities, EVERYONE is corrupt down to the bone, but they keep getting busted and jailed. How?? You know the police commissioner, the state and city prosecutors, the judges are all in on it with their hands out, but they keep getting nailed by this corrupted system.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

It's the feds doing the investigating and prosecuting. Surprising I know I think they feel it's ok to beat up on the locals while letting the nationals get away with it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (j3npP)

74 So maybe a very, very healthy Holly joins in the revelry on the trampoline and in the pool?

Posted by: Furious George at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (9vQJW)

75 He's a real standup invertebrate organism, I don't care what everyone else says about him.





Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

___________


I read that as invertebrate orgasm ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (u1sWf)

76 hey is that Pennsylvania DA what got sent to prison due out soon?
Kane?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (G546f)

77 Next thing ya know, she'll be stealing signs for the Orioles.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (pPNCa)

78 Are Alex and Nurse still bouncing on the trampoline?

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (hvf9s)

79 Most likely "someone" using public funds. Why aren't these people going to prison?

Its like the news that the Hillary campaign got millions from Russians in 2016 and the guy who send the money is in legal problems.

Butt not Hills herself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (KZzsI)

80 Healthy Holly Pumps Prison Iron

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

81 I mentioned Abscam here some time ago and how it's pretty much forgotten today.

I'd love to see them run that one again. I'm betting they'd catch a lot of congresscritters.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2020 05:19 PM (j3npP)

82 But as was said earlier... this book scam is so common, it seems almost random who gets busted for it. They almost all do it, but only a few get caught?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:17 PM (KZzsI)


Didn't Owebama have us buy a shit ton of his books so he could give them away all over the world?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

83 In fairness, she could have bought a lot of crack with $850,000.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2020 05:19 PM (KY+Op)

84 Are Alex and Nurse still bouncing on the trampoline?
Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (hvf9s)
'

In my mind......

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

85 How so? She got busted. Biden is running for president, scott free.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)


Bribem has better advisors and lawyers. And family cutouts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2020 05:20 PM (XF4b8)

86 You know what, I've changed my mind. Banks aren't where the money is. Democrat politicians' pockets are where the money is.

Posted by: Willie Sutton at February 28, 2020 05:20 PM (9t0Zz)

87 She gave a great apology. I feel kind of sorry for her. I wonder what her prison conditions will be like.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2020 05:20 PM (7juvc)

88 never mind, internet sez Kathleen Kane was released from proson July 2019

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 05:21 PM (G546f)

89 The more common book scam for a Democrat is to get a sweetheart book deal.They never got yo jail for that.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 05:21 PM (KNsKs)

90 What really pisses me off is not the corruption.

IT IS BLATANT OPEN CORRUPTION!

Sloppy, easy to find, stupid and obvious corruption.

Posted by: rd at February 28, 2020 05:21 PM (+0uDE)

91 Why not just get "consulting payments" for like a family member or friend?

It just seems like such a convoluted plan that gets attention when you're a mayor and you're selling a huge amount of children's books. It just puts eyeballs on what you're doing.
e
People like Obama were smarter, like the day after he's a Senator his wife Moochelle gets some crazy $500k a year "no show" job.

Posted by: Blago at February 28, 2020 05:22 PM (sjTfF)

92 Also explains why some of these political tomes sell millions of copies, yet no one is reading them. Seriously, you think 250k people bought Bernie's books? Yeah right.

Best sellers, but never in paperback. Why? because...they can charge more. Suckers.

The campaign buys his fucking books! You donate money to the Bernie campaign. The campaign uses that money to buy his books. They give them out for free. This way Bernie pockets 25% of his campaign donations, straight up, for every book the campaign buys and gives away.

The shit eating socialist made $1.75 million on book sales this way.

It's a total scam. Everyone in Washington knows it.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 28, 2020 05:22 PM (+DS2f)

93 I'm typing ebonics I must need a Snickers or something...

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 05:22 PM (KNsKs)

94 The more common book scam for a Democrat is to get a sweetheart book deal.They never got yo jail for that.
Posted by: steevy

I'm convinced a lot of those deals are money laundering

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 05:22 PM (G546f)

95 I suspect the way to have your bribery stand out over the usual bribery is to get too greedy. A certain amount of beak-wetting is to be expected but too much and it's bad for everybody.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (RD7QR)

96 The shit eating socialist made $1.75 million on book sales this way.

It's a total scam. Everyone in Washington knows it.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 28, 2020 05:22 PM (+DS2f)


You want 3 houses and to be a millionaire? Write a book.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

97
Catherine Pugh is a renowned author. Besides the Healthy Holly series, she is the author of this gem:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/w5oz6wp

Mind Garden: Where Thoughts Grow.

The price for that is $199 on Amazon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (rCwaK)

98 I wonder what her prison conditions will be like.

If she's in a "woke" prison, she may have a male who identifies as a woman as her cellmate.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (pPNCa)

99 People like Obama were smarter, like the day after he's a Senator his wife Moochelle gets some crazy $500k a year "no show" job.
Posted by: Blago at February 28, 2020 05:22 PM (sjTfF)
........

Don't tell me... fashion designer?

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

100 "Healthy Holly" sounds like some pornographic Who song from 1967 deleted off their third album for violating decency standards.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 05:09 PM (N9G0H)


It got bumped for Mary Anne With the Shaky Hand

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (mpeBU)

101 I'm typing ebonics I must need a Snickers or something...
Posted by: steevy
--

There be one in the bafroom for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (Y4EXg)

102 OT/

The WHO just released the daily "situation report" for COVID-19:

https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

1,027 new cases outside China while only 331 inside China.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (zqs/f)

103 IT IS BLATANT OPEN CORRUPTION!

Sloppy, easy to find, stupid and obvious corruption.
Posted by: rd at February 28, 2020 05:21 PM (+0uDE)

It's none of those things if you don't look for them.
And if you do? Conspiracy theorist!!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2020 05:24 PM (z79tQ)

104 >>I'm typing ebonics I must need a Snickers or something...


Together we Munch.

...and we will Munch!

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 05:24 PM (f+WX+)

105 The price for that is $199 on Amazon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (rCwaK)


The most expensive book ever.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)

106 Oh no she didn't!.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2020 05:24 PM (Z+IKu)

107 The more common book scam for a Democrat is to get a sweetheart book deal.They never got yo jail for that.

"Why, I have no idea what on earth you're talking about"
--Barack Hussein O'Bama

Seriously, you think 250k people bought Bernie's books? Yeah right.

Every library and school packed with leftists in the nation buys at least one copy as well. Who cares if nobody reads them? Its not like THEY have to pay for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

108 Mind Garden: Where Thoughts Grow

Seriously that sounds like something Ace would come up with.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2020 05:24 PM (j3npP)

109 So her mistake was, what, being obvious that the book was a bribe?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 05:24 PM (GbPPJ)

110 1,027 new cases outside China while only 331 inside China.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (zqs/f)


You Lie!

Posted by: Joe Wilson at February 28, 2020 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Hey, many other Democrats have gotten big, big book deals.. Hillary, Bill, Michelle, etc.The Clinton's got 65 big ones for their action packed books.

Posted by: Colin at February 28, 2020 05:25 PM (hBrO7)

112 1,027 new cases outside China while only 331 inside China.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (zqs/f)

I guess we won't count those who died while welded into their buildings. They could've died from any number of things. Like being eaten.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2020 05:25 PM (z79tQ)

113 OT/

The WHO just released the daily "situation report" for COVID-19:

https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

1,027 new cases outside China while only 331 inside China.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (zqs/f)

----

Outside of Wuhan, you are probably safer from the disease in China than you are in either Milan, Italy or Korea.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 05:25 PM (zqs/f)

114 You want 3 houses and to be a millionaire? Write a book.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders


Ok yeah, fuckin' A, totally works.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor posting from under a bridge in a cardboard box at February 28, 2020 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

115 When the school system runs out of toilet paper they'll miss those books.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2020 05:25 PM (KY+Op)

116 The thing I do not get is how in all these corrupt big cities, EVERYONE is corrupt down to the bone, but they keep getting busted and jailed. How??

Probably the same as in commie countries. Everyone gathers dirt on everyone, and if you fall out of favor, the folder comes out of storage.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2020 05:25 PM (9t0Zz)

117 She is a Zero.
Hands and penis down.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 05:25 PM (ufFY8)

118 So her mistake was, what, being obvious that the book was a bribe?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 05:24 PM (GbPPJ)


Um, HELLO!!! Trampoline?!!?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)

119 You know who else made a lot of money for a laughably shitty book?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2020 05:26 PM (sWM8x)

120 101 "Healthy Holly" sounds like some pornographic Who song from 1967 deleted off their third album for violating decency standards.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 05:09 PM (N9G0H)


It got bumped for Mary Anne With the Shaky Hand
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Exactly what I was thinking. See comment #47 for the lyrics.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 05:26 PM (N9G0H)

121 Seriously that sounds like something Ace would come up with.

Mind Head helped her come up with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

122 112 Plus people like Comey or that GW Bush traitor Brown because that pleased the left.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 05:26 PM (KNsKs)

123 >>So her mistake was, what, being obvious that the book was a bribe?


Not keeping her scams strictly within the Federal Food Stamp Program.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 05:26 PM (f+WX+)

124 Catherine Pugh is a renowned author. Besides the Healthy Holly series, she is the author of this gem:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/w5oz6wp

Mind Garden: Where Thoughts Grow.

The price for that is $199 on Amazon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (rCwaK)
........

Heh. 1 available, USED

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 05:27 PM (v0R5T)

125 1,027 new cases outside China while only 331 inside China.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (zqs/f)

I guess we won't count those who died while welded into their buildings. They could've died from any number of things. Like being eaten.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2020 05:25 PM (z79tQ)

That's confrmed cases, not deaths. Yesterday there were 41 deaths in China, 10 outside.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 05:27 PM (zqs/f)

126
Mind Head helped her come up with it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:26 PM (KZzsI)


Sounds like a bad guy from a Marvel Comic.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

127 120 You know who else made a lot of money for a laughably shitty book?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


I know the right answer you seek is "Obama," but actually 90% of bestsellers are total garbage as well.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 05:27 PM (N9G0H)

128 Does Holly smoke menthols?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 05:27 PM (aKsyK)

129 "Healthy Holly" sounds like some pornographic Who song from 1967 deleted off their third album for violating decency standards.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 05:09 PM (N9G0H)


It got bumped for Mary Anne With the Shaky Hand
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (mpeBU)

What does she have that I don't?
Parkinsons.

Posted by: Just the punchline or so at February 28, 2020 05:27 PM (z79tQ)

130 The more common book scam for a Democrat is to get a sweetheart book deal.

I didn't even have to write my books.

Posted by: Obama at February 28, 2020 05:27 PM (9t0Zz)

131 They also get Grammy's and Oscars and Nobel Peace Prizes
...

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 05:27 PM (KNsKs)

132 Lemme guess, the harsh sentence is only because she didn't deliver the books. Everything would have been both hunky and dory had she not double-sold them.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2020 05:27 PM (xSo9G)

133 What happened to UMMS people that were fake buying her books to funnel money to her?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 28, 2020 05:27 PM (hdzef)

134 Hey LADIES!!!!

Posted by: Trampoline at February 28, 2020 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

135 I know the right answer you seek is "Obama," but actually 90% of bestsellers are total garbage as well.
Posted by: zombie

----

We don't make up the sales figures, honest!

---- NYT Book Review

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 05:28 PM (Y4EXg)

136
You know who else made a lot of money for a laughably shitty book?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Fort Worthless Jim Wright

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 05:28 PM (aKsyK)

137 131 He got his first book deal because of Harvard Law review,didn't even bother writing the book the publisher wanted LUL

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 05:28 PM (KNsKs)

138 Ace did release a book titled "Rape Garden : Where I Bury You After The Rape".

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2020 05:28 PM (KY+Op)

139
Prediction: Pugh will (or already has) reached out to the president begging for a commutation.

This one is guaranteed.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 05:28 PM (Vmh67)

140 I live in the second most corrupt city in merica.

Posted by: Mog Smash at February 28, 2020 05:28 PM (CgFRV)

141 110 So her mistake was, what, being obvious that the book was a bribe?
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That's what I was wondering. If she'd actually shipped books to match her orders, she'd probably be free as a bird.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2020 05:29 PM (sWM8x)

142 I know the right answer you seek is "Obama," but actually 90% of bestsellers are total garbage as well.

Yep.

Posted by: John Grisham at February 28, 2020 05:29 PM (9t0Zz)

143 >> The more common book scam for a Democrat is to get a sweetheart book deal.They never got yo jail for that.

"Why, I have no idea what on earth you're talking about"
--Barack Hussein O'Bama

Fox News Oct. 26, 2011

The U.S. State Department is defending its purchase of $79,000 worth of President Obama's best-selling books, telling reporters on Wednesday that it's not an unusual practice to provide books to distribute in diplomats' host countries...

And to stock "key" libraries. Uh huh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2020 05:29 PM (XF4b8)

144 Well, she'll have plenty of time in the slammer to write some more awesome books.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

145 Trump again tweeting about Mike Bloomberg while giving no updates on the Virus.

Meanwhile, millions lost a ton more of their 401K again today.

Now he's on to the heavily contested battleground state of SC!

And anyone who thought this wasn't hurting Trump just has to look at Rasmussen today. Losing 5 points in a day rarely, if ever, happens.

Posted by: count dracula at February 28, 2020 05:30 PM (0Ojhb)

146 Sounds like a bad guy from a Marvel Comic.

Run, don't walk, to see Bowfinger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:30 PM (KZzsI)

147 Lets say, I dunno, I want to bribe someone.

Easy peasy. Go to a publisher and say "I really think the public would LOVE to have another book about Hillary. Now there is some risk involved, but, tell you what, I'll sign a contract with you to pay for 80% of all the upfront costs, and we'll split the profits 20/80 in your favor. Deal?

Publishers says, of course, deal.

Then they can offer Hillary, say, a $5 million advance for a book. She hires ghost writer for $20k. Book is delivered. She pockets the money.

Sales are whatever they are. Who gives a shit? The book loses money, but because I paid the up front cost, the publisher is not out a dime. Even make money.

And I just handed $5 million to Hillary. Perfectly legal.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 28, 2020 05:30 PM (+DS2f)

148
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor posting from under a bridge in a cardboard box at February 28, 2020 05:25 PM (KZzsI

Ah shit. That was you? Sorry I splashed the water in the gutter on you as I drove by. Maybe you should move closer to the Wheatland ferry.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 28, 2020 05:30 PM (0G2/f)

149 Trump nominates John Ratcliffe for DNI.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 05:30 PM (NiXyF)

150

Pugh...

Posted by: ugh at February 28, 2020 05:31 PM (eaw6P)

151 Suck it count.

LOL I kill me!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 05:31 PM (Y4EXg)

152
I think she way more than double-sold. It was something like 50,000 sales, 5,000 actual books that never left the warehouse.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2020 05:31 PM (k7VAT)

153 Sorry, Mayor of Baltimore does not get you enough get out of jail free points. Now when we complain that Hillary and Comey weren't prosecuted, they can say "But Puuuuuuugh"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2020 05:31 PM (dNzKv)

154 Ah shit. That was you?

I need a moose outside, to tell people

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

155 Should of just laundered the money through Javlin like the nevertrump conspirators.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 28, 2020 05:31 PM (l6b3d)

156 Count Retardula

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 05:31 PM (KNsKs)

157 And a high six-figure book advance when she gets out.
"Be Better: The Integrity in Local Government Story" by Catherine Pugh.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 05:31 PM (uEbPt)

158 count dracula = eyhore

Posted by: Mog Smash at February 28, 2020 05:31 PM (CgFRV)

159 I know the right answer you seek is "Obama," but actually 90% of bestsellers are total garbage as well.
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Actually, I was thinking of Herr Hitler. Mein Kampf made millions for him. It was a primary source of personal income for much of his adult life.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2020 05:31 PM (sWM8x)

160 Posted by: count dracula at February 28, 2020 05:30 PM (0Ojhb)

Still not convincing anyone.

Posted by: Count von Count at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (WI7YS)

161 She'll be out in nine months, claim spiritual rebirth, and run for office again.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (H8QX8)

162 130 "Healthy Holly" sounds like some pornographic Who song from 1967 deleted off their third album for violating decency standards.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 05:09 PM (N9G0H)


It got bumped for Mary Anne With the Shaky Hand
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 05:23 PM (mpeBU)

What does she have that I don't?
Parkinsons.
Posted by: Just the punchline or so


Actually, "Mary Anne With the Shaky Hand" was presumed at the time to be either about a girl who likes to masturbate herself, or who is good at "hand jobs" with boys -- but I think they later revealed in interviews that it was actually about "Speed" usage amongst Mods, especially Mod girls, which gave them the jitters. ("Speed" = early form of meth.)

Whether about sex or about drugs, either way it was a double-entendre.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (N9G0H)

163 Tax evasion?

So if only she would have cut the boss his share of the big?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (vPKfA)

164 135 Hey LADIES!!!!
Posted by: Trampoline at February 28, 2020 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Count me out. Bouncing boobs are uncomfortable.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (n3MYL)

165 Got less than Roger Stone, and he didn't even commit a crime. I'll bet the didn't SWAT her in a dawn raid, either.

A Democrat pol gets caught soaking her beak and gets this severe punishment. A Repub operative gets caught being a Repub operative and gets a heavier sentence than someone who actually committed a crime.

This, right here, is why I have no respect whatsoever for the judicial system. Well, this and all of the coup plotters who spied on Americans, railroaded citizens, and toss the book at the man on the street while aggressively defending any crook in an ivory tower.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (I2dne)

166 DC circuit rules 2-1 that Congress can't file civil lawsuits to enforce its subpoenas against executive branch officials who defy them, and dismisses House Judiciary Committee case against Trump's former White House counsel, Don McGahn

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (BqBId)

167 109 Mind Garden: Where Thoughts Grow

Seriously that sounds like something Ace would come up with.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2020 05:24 PM (j3npP)

It does!

Posted by: m at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (7juvc)

168 Looks like ATC and Brent will have some competition.

Hillary Clinton to Launch Her Own Podcast

https://tinyurl.com/yx7ke89j

Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2020 05:33 PM (RU4sa)

169 76 He's a real standup invertebrate organism, I don't care what everyone else says about him.





Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

___________


I read that as invertebrate orgasm ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (u1sWf)

They tend to be squirters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

170 162 She'll be out in nine months, claim spiritual rebirth, and run for office again.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (H8QX

Ah, the old " prison conversion" gambit. I have witnessed that. Ya know, they don't call them " Cons" for nothing.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:33 PM (90T4r)

171 Count me out. Bouncing boobs are uncomfortable.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (n3MYL)


Awww c'mon. Take one for the team.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Ask people who think Roger Stone deserves 9+ years in jail how long Miss Healthy Holly deserves.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 28, 2020 05:33 PM (oZ6kz)

173 ("Speed" = early form of meth.)

er, 29 here. I know what speed is.
Really.

Posted by: Just the punchline or so at February 28, 2020 05:33 PM (z79tQ)

174 Whether about sex or about drugs, either way it was a double-entendre

Yeah that was one of their less subtle songs heh. I wonder if Entwhistle wrote it? He did most of their offbeat, funny stuff. Although they were usually about his jealous wife.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

175 I saw a thing that claims that a Milan researcher says the coronavirus in Italy is a mutation of the one from Wuhan

can't find the source sorry
if true, it seems to be a milder variant

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 05:34 PM (G546f)

176
They tend to be squirters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:33 PM (NWiLs)


I'm old. More like dribbler.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

177 Ratcliffe will have DemTards heads going all splodey

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 05:34 PM (BqBId)

178
Well, that's $850,000 that health care providers won't get.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 05:34 PM (Hygy1)

179 Healthy Holly Gets a Prison LesbiMullet

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2020 05:34 PM (qaSBO)

180 172 Count me out. Bouncing boobs are uncomfortable.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (n3MYL)

Awww c'mon. Take one for the team.
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)


Are you talking about trampolines?

I love trampolines!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)

181 Georgia Dr. running for Congress says not to panic about coronavirus, Wash your hands, avoid sick people:

https://tinyurl.com/uwq78qd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)

182 Very scary, kids!

Posted by: Count Floyd at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (aKsyK)

183 Ratcliffe will have DemTards heads going all splodey

Harry Potter learned a new spell? Swish and flick!

*Scanners head pop*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

184
Well, that's $850,000 that health care providers won't get.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

======

Won't have, I should say.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (Hygy1)

185 144 Strangely enough, when I did the same search on the State Department buying Trump's books,

I got zero relevant hits. Go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (XF4b8)

186 79 Are Alex and Nurse still bouncing on the trampoline?
Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 05:18 PM (hvf9s)

I certainly hope so.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

187

Are you talking about trampolines?

I love trampolines!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)


This one.

She gets it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

188 Another ace tome = "Shelf Garden : Where Plants Come To Cry".

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2020 05:36 PM (KY+Op)

189 148......And I just handed $5 million to Hillary. Perfectly legal.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 28, 2020 05:30 PM (+DS2f)
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Yeah, there are a lot of ways to pull the scam legally.
Where Pugh really went wrong was in self-publishing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2020 05:36 PM (M/9m0)

190 I love trampolines!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)



This one.



She gets it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

She's a keeper.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 05:36 PM (ufFY8)

191 This one.

She gets it.
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)


It might require a high impact sports bra!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (TdMsT)

192 So, can anyone give a good reason to hold a campaign rally in SC?

Trump is going to win the state by 20 pts, there aren't any close Senate or House races he needs to shore up, either.

The very Trumpian reason is probably that he just wants to troll there since the Dem primary is tomorrow. It won't help him win re-election in any way, but he can trash-talk Tom Steyer.

Posted by: count dracula at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (0Ojhb)

193 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)

Oh good, you can take my place. I'll just sit over here and try to look sultry. It's easier.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (n3MYL)

194 LOL, speaking of trolls.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 05:38 PM (ufFY8)

195 193 He has been trolling them in every state. I think it is awesome.

Posted by: Mog Smash at February 28, 2020 05:38 PM (CgFRV)

196 I saw a thing that claims that a Milan researcher says the coronavirus in Italy is a mutation of the one from Wuhan

can't find the source sorry
if true, it seems to be a milder variant
Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 05:34 PM (G546f)

But they've already had 21 deaths, a 2.4% rate out of 888 cases.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 05:38 PM (zqs/f)

197 Oh good, you can take my place. I'll just sit over here and try to look sultry. It's easier.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (n3MYL)
++++++++++++
Don't forget to pout. Toying with your high heels adds to the effect, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2020 05:38 PM (I2dne)

198 Well, this seems excessive. Elected government officials are expected to sell their influence.
I do have a problem with not having a wider opportunity to outbid these secret backdoor deals.
That is why all elected officials should sell their influence in an open bidding process run by an livestock auctioneer who specializes in pigs. They would be familiar with all the features of a pig/politician.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 28, 2020 05:38 PM (EnQC8)

199 Healthy Holly Gets Prison Ink

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2020 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

200 193 So, can anyone give a good reason to hold a campaign rally in SC?

Posted by: count dracula at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (0Ojhb)
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To make you shit yourself?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2020 05:38 PM (sWM8x)

201 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (TdMsT)
*****
Bullet Proof Bra ?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 05:38 PM (BqBId)

202 194 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)

Oh good, you can take my place. I'll just sit over here and try to look sultry. It's easier.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (n3MYL)


Do a Blanche DuBois. The morons will be fawning all around you.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)

203 It might require a high impact sports bra!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (TdMsT)


*drool*

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)

204 151

Pugh...

careful. you might be eaten by a grue.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 28, 2020 05:39 PM (sGtp+)

205 >> So, can anyone give a good reason to hold a campaign rally in SC?

He's dancing with the ones that brung him, something he does better than any modern politician ever has.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 05:39 PM (rCwaK)

206
So, can anyone give a good reason to hold a campaign rally in SC?

=======

Is there by any chance a sizable Black demographic there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 05:39 PM (Hygy1)

207 139 Ace did release a book titled "Rape Garden : Where I Bury You After The Rape".

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2020 05:28 PM (KY+Op)

Soon to become a Major Motion Picture!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2020 05:39 PM (j3npP)

208 Master troll is going to troll

Posted by: Mog Smash at February 28, 2020 05:39 PM (CgFRV)

209 Will the Trump rally be broadcast?
They have been hilarious lately.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 05:39 PM (ufFY8)

210 Georgia Dr. running for Congress says not to panic about coronavirus, Wash your hands, avoid sick people:



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)

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as if doctors know anything about staying healthy...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2020 05:39 PM (5kQtt)

211 181 172 Count me out. Bouncing boobs are uncomfortable.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:32 PM (n3MYL)

Awww c'mon. Take one for the team.
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)


Are you talking about trampolines?

I love trampolines!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)

I am all in favor of this.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

212 182 Georgia Dr. running for Congress says not to panic about coronavirus, Wash your hands, avoid sick people:

https://tinyurl.com/uwq78qd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)

One of our local news station's website has an instructional video on how to wash your hands.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Ez6QX)

213 Oh good, you can take my place. I'll just sit over here and try to look sultry. It's easier.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (n3MYL)

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

214 Hillary Clinton to Launch Her Own Podcast
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The pod will, no doubt, contain a bottle of Scorned Woman hot sauce.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 05:40 PM (xSo9G)

215 Every book she "sold" was "purchased" by someone. Most likely "someone" using public funds. Why aren't these people going to prison?
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This is how every single politician in this country becomes rich.

Posted by: Drc at February 28, 2020 05:40 PM (llGBY)

216 https://tinyurl.com/kqvab4s

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2020 05:40 PM (KY+Op)

217 Posted by: count dracula at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (0Ojhb)

Did you eat lead paint as a kid or is it a traumatic brain injury?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

218 I would turn every thread into a Russ Meyer film....

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 05:41 PM (KNsKs)

219
Oh good, you can take my place. I'll just sit over here and try to look sultry. It's easier.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (n3MYL)



No--come join the fun!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:41 PM (TdMsT)

220 218 Posted by: count dracula at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (0Ojhb)

Did you eat lead paint as a kid or is it a traumatic brain injury?
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Driven to insanity when the Cheeto dust ate away his dick.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2020 05:41 PM (RD7QR)

221 Did you eat lead paint as a kid or is it a traumatic brain injury?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Spending too much time with Ernie and Bert at their 'soirees'.
IYKWIM

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 05:41 PM (ufFY8)

222 She's 69. Three years is a lot of what active life she has left.
Posted by: Colorado Alex
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Nonsense! I'm 77, and I'm as fit as a fiddle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (xSo9G)

223 Could Trump be attacking Steyer in SC in order to trigger reverse-psychology in democrats voters? To draw votes away from Biden back to Steyer?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (zqs/f)

224 No--come join the fun!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:41 PM (TdMsT)

Oh ALL RIGHT

*bounce bounce*

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)

225 Driven to insanity when the Cheeto dust ate away his dick.
---
A dick is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: United Dickhead College Fund at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (sWM8x)

226 So Jimmy Kimmel had girls jumping on trampolines and wore black face yet he's golden on the left.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (KY+Op)

227 222 Did you eat lead paint as a kid or is it a traumatic brain injury?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Spending too much time with Ernie and Bert at their 'soirees'.
IYKWIM

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2020 05:41 PM (ufFY

Wait--Bert and Ernie were...next you'll be telling me that Big Bird--!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (RD7QR)

228 Healthy Holly Has To Shank A Bitch

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (oZ6kz)

229 @160 Actually, I was thinking of Herr Hitler. Mein Kampf made millions for
him. It was a primary source of personal income for much of his adult
life.
--------------------
After he came to power, yes. Owning a copy of the book was all but required after the Nazis came to power. Before that, however, he lived off of donations from wealthy fans. According to William Shirer, he was constantly arguing with the Weimar version of the IRS, since the only income he declared was his book royalties (which would have been impossible to hide).
Something interesting - Hitler declined his government salary throughout his entire political career.

On another note, the usual path with sales of books by politicians is to buy the books in bulk, and then give them away at fund-raising events.

Posted by: junior at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (ej0HP)

230 Nonsense! I'm 77, and I'm as fit as a fiddle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 28, 2020 05:43 PM (xSo9G)

231 225 No--come join the fun!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:41 PM (TdMsT)

Oh ALL RIGHT

*bounce bounce*
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)

Careful now, you'll spill your Julep!

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:43 PM (90T4r)

232 Are you talking about trampolines?

I love trampolines!
Posted by: Ladyl

come and jump with me! I'll spot you on a back flip!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

233 193 So, can anyone give a good reason to hold a campaign rally in SC?
Posted by: count dracula at February 28, 2020 05:37 PM (0Ojhb)
--------------------------------
Helping down-ticket races maybe?
GOTV --- interest in getting a higher popular vote count?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2020 05:43 PM (M/9m0)

234 197 I saw a thing that claims that a Milan researcher says the coronavirus in Italy is a mutation of the one from Wuhan

can't find the source sorry
if true, it seems to be a milder variant
Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 05:34 PM (G546f)

The sequencing to determine mutation should be a rather quick process. The idea it is milder will be settled with statistical analysis by the epidemiologists.
Or an episode of that new gameshow, Beat the Reaper.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 28, 2020 05:43 PM (EnQC8)

235 Oh ALL RIGHT

*bounce bounce*
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)


boom.........

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

236 Which of our trolls is this?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/seclabe

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

237 I saw Trolls On Trampolines open for Bouncing Bewbs at the Pontiac Silverdome.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (/+bwe)

238 Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Ez6QX)

Really? Some people need instruction?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (WI7YS)

239 come and jump with me! I'll spot you on a back flip!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

Is this trampoline big enough for all of us?

*bounce bounce*

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (Ez6QX)

240 225 No--come join the fun!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:41 PM (TdMsT)

Oh ALL RIGHT

*bounce bounce*
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)

Now we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

241 Could Trump be attacking Steyer in SC in order to trigger reverse-psychology in democrats voters? To draw votes away from Biden back to Steyer?
Posted by: Serious Cat
----------

Will be watching the SC primary closely. NC is on the 3rd. Not sure what I'm going to do just yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (xSo9G)

242
A former mayor of Baltimore, white boy Martin O'Malley 1999-2007) helped pave the way for the cavalcade of crooked, incompetent, racial politics based, anti-police office holders since his term.

O'Malley (D) wanted to improve his crime statistics so he could move up in the world (he was elected governor of MD, had a failed campaign for President).

He ordered the city police to sweep up every black man they found on the street after dark. To get back out of jail, the men had to sign a form forgoing their right to sue for wrongful arrest. Thousands arrested, and rearrested, month after month. This improved crime numbers, and utterly alienated the local population. The hostility and suspicion were used by later dunderheads to get elected as mayor, DA, etc. on anti-police (and implicit anti-white) platforms. That's where this crop of extra-stupid idiots came from.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (k7VAT)

243 Hillary Clinton to Launch Her Own Podcast

First Podcast topic:

Arkancide - Three shots to the back of the head or impalement on a melon baller.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (0G2/f)

244 but if we quadruple bounce AtC, she may hit hyperspace

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 05:45 PM (d7Ww2)

245 I must say, I'm in favor of this whole "trampoline" idea.

Does it come with an illustrated newsletter?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 28, 2020 05:45 PM (PD1/H)

246 Really? Some people need instruction?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (WI7YS)

https://tinyurl.com/tmd53nf

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)

247 Avoid your hands. Wash sick people.

Posted by: Doctor Backwards at February 28, 2020 05:45 PM (aKsyK)

248 but if we quadruple bounce AtC, she may hit hyperspace
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 05:45 PM (d7Ww2)


I'll get myself into position......

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

249 248 Avoid your hands. Wash sick people.
Posted by: Doctor Backwards at February 28, 2020 05:45 PM (aKsyK)

Lol.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (90T4r)

250 48
I retract my non-noodsters. Scuba Dude nooded.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2020 05:14 PM (1CjJc)
You know, if you read this comment out loud it sounds like a foreign language.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (XxJt1)

251 245 but if we quadruple bounce AtC, she may hit hyperspace
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 05:45 PM (d7Ww2)

Science!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

252 SC 1 is in play for the Rs to flip.

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (AXS9h)

253 Gravity and certain body proportions make the trampoline extremely dangerous to AtC...

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (KNsKs)

254 I am holding you all responsible if Jordan gets black eyes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

255 I'm giving up boogers for Lent.

Posted by: Count Dracula at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (sWM8x)

256 249 but if we quadruple bounce AtC, she may hit hyperspace
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 05:45 PM (d7Ww2)

I'll get myself into position......
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)


Such altruism!

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (90T4r)

257 The biggest reason not to have national healthcare is every national healthcare now is filled with scams, from doctors to fake patients

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (ZCEU2)

258 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

Is this trampoline big enough for all of us?

*bounce bounce*
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (Ez6QX)

You'll put your eye out!

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (0G2/f)

259 240 come and jump with me! I'll spot you on a back flip!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

Is this trampoline big enough for all of us?

*bounce bounce*
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:44 PM (Ez6QX)


I can do a back flip!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (TdMsT)

260 In 2018 3 GOP US House Reps were re-elected while under Federal felony indictment
There is corruption in both parties but fewer national Dems are indicted than Gopers

Posted by: Kurt at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (+55Gx)

261 255 I am holding you all responsible if Jordan gets black eyes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)


Or a concussion.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (90T4r)

262 I gotta say of all the possible media that Hillary could have picked for her way to stay relevant and make money, voice is probably not her best option.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

263 WTH are you people doing to AtC? Leave Alex alone!

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (XxJt1)

264 255 I am holding you all responsible if Jordan gets black eyes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

I don't have that problem as much anymore since I got my HH's reduced to manageable D's.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (Ez6QX)

265 On another note, the usual path with sales of books by politicians is to buy the books in bulk, and then give them away at fund-raising events.
Posted by: junior
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Or, the Jim Wright Gambit. Bulk purchases by unions and other fellow travelers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 05:48 PM (xSo9G)

266 Visual on the current situation.

https://youtu.be/Mc0sMBDgOYw

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

267 Bouncy bouncy?

Posted by: Miklos, reading from phrasebook at February 28, 2020 05:48 PM (QzkSJ)

268 I am holding you all responsible if Jordan gets black eyes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)


Or a concussion.
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (90T4r)


These are all asswhipin's I'm willing to take.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

269 268 Bouncy bouncy?
Posted by: Miklos, reading from phrasebook at February 28, 2020 05:48 PM (QzkSJ)

Was that a line from a Python skit?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:49 PM (90T4r)

270 I don't have that problem as much anymore since I got my HH's reduced to manageable D's.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (Ez6QX)


someone find me a fainting couch.........

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

271 My mom says I kiss like a real sex fiend.

Posted by: Kunt at February 28, 2020 05:49 PM (sWM8x)

272 264 WTH are you people doing to AtC? Leave Alex alone!
Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (XxJt1)

She did this voluntarily and of her own free will.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:49 PM (NWiLs)

273 Hillary would be a boring speaker. She's no AtC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 05:49 PM (WI7YS)

274 WTH are you people doing to AtC? Leave Alex alone!
Posted by: creeper
-------

Actually, they should be concerned about their own well-being. Retribution is generally swift, sure, and unexpected.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 05:50 PM (xSo9G)

275 Was that a line from a Python skit?
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:49 PM (90T4r)
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Yes, the spurious Hungarian phrasebook.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 28, 2020 05:50 PM (PD1/H)

276 Was that a line from a Python skit?
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:49 PM (90T4r)

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher at February 28, 2020 05:50 PM (xPJvm)

277 Oh, Lord. They're trampolining.


*puts 911 on speed dial*

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 05:50 PM (XxJt1)

278 Bernie will appoint a hand washing czar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 05:50 PM (aKsyK)

279 I don't have that problem as much anymore since I got my HH's reduced to manageable D's.
Posted by: Jordan61



#Monster

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2020 05:50 PM (KY+Op)

280 Watched that episode just the other night.

Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher at February 28, 2020 05:51 PM (xPJvm)

281 278 Oh, Lord. They're trampolining.


*puts 911 on speed dial*
Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 05:50 PM (XxJt1)


My God, a seismic event!

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:51 PM (90T4r)

282 253 SC 1 is in play for the Rs to flip.
Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (AXS9h)
---------------------------------------
Aaaaahhhh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2020 05:51 PM (M/9m0)

283 283 253 SC 1 is in play for the Rs to flip.
Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 05:46 PM (AXS9h)
---------------------------------------
Aaaaahhhh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2020 05:51 PM (M/9m0)


But but but, the Bernie coattails!!

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:52 PM (90T4r)

284 Bernie will appoint a hand washing czar.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Inform Red October Soap Factory #6 they must exceed the quota!

Posted by: Miklos, former COMECON expert at February 28, 2020 05:52 PM (QzkSJ)

285 WTH are you people doing to AtC? Leave Alex alone!
Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (XxJt1)

She did this voluntarily and of her own free will.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:49 PM (NWiLs)

Whatever it is, why was I not notified????

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 28, 2020 05:52 PM (kry2I)

286 Was that a line from a Python skit?
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:49 PM (90T4r)
------
Yes, the spurious Hungarian phrasebook.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 28, 2020 05:50 PM (PD1/H)

Can I fondle your buttocks?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 05:52 PM (wOAhh)

287 Is now a good time to mention that the current democratic front runner for this mayoral election is Shiela Dixon.
Convicted of stealing gift cards meant for the cities poor children, during her last term as Mayor of Baltimore.
Resigned in disgrace.


About to be elected again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 05:52 PM (tT0V4)

288 @JackPosobiec

Half the crowd is chanting Trump!, the other side is chanting Pence!

Waiting for Trump to take stage for a packed house here in North Charleston

https://tinyurl.com/tqykl2b

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 05:53 PM (cF8AT)

289 I don't have that problem as much anymore since I got my HH's reduced to manageable D's.

I dated a girl like that, poor thing. She was barely 5'2 too, even reduced she was really topheavy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

290
Can I fondle your buttocks?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 05:52 PM (wOAhh)


I prefer big American breastesess.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

291 About to be elected again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 05:52 PM (tT0V4)

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:53 PM (Ez6QX)

292 I dated a girl like that, poor thing. She was barely 5'2 too, even reduced she was really topheavy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)


And fun to ride. Emirite?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

293 I'll be out in 6-8 months.

And have a book out about it a month later.

Posted by: Catherine Pugh at February 28, 2020 05:54 PM (6wQGO)

294 >>> Hillary Clinton to Launch Her Own Podcast
https://tinyurl.com/yx7ke89j

But can it beat Ted Cruz's podcast, apparently #1 most listened to in the world? Which seems crazy but is true.

Apparently being on Conan's show gave Shrillary the idea she could do this. It's cute she thinks she has any sort of personality or voice for radio.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2020 05:54 PM (hvf9s)

295 Did she pay taxes on her book income?

If she did then I don't care. No crime. People can throw money away. That's not a crime...is it?

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2020 05:54 PM (Y274z)

296 Well at least they also confiscated her gains and fined her. That denies her an interest-earning nestegg when she gets out.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2020 05:54 PM (6eEQ+)

297 I don't have that problem as much anymore since I got my HH's reduced to manageable D's.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 05:47 PM (Ez6QX)

Great. Googly. Moogly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

298 Son of beech. Sheet.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

299 I prefer big American breastesess.
Posted by: Sponge

Wild and Crazy Guy!

Posted by: Miklos and Yortuk Festrunk from Bratislava at February 28, 2020 05:54 PM (QzkSJ)

300 290 I don't have that problem as much anymore since I got my HH's reduced to manageable D's.

I dated a girl like that, poor thing. She was barely 5'2 too, even reduced she was really topheavy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)


Must have been a real tough thing for you too, Christopher.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:55 PM (90T4r)

301 >> I dated a girl like that, poor thing. She was barely 5'2 too, even reduced she was really topheavy.


Easy to tip over is a +2.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 05:55 PM (f+WX+)

302 Semi literate thug- Nailed it! O'maley ruined this city. He got NY mobbed

Posted by: Mog Smash at February 28, 2020 05:55 PM (CgFRV)

303 "Did she pay taxes on her book income? "

No

Facing Tax Evasion charges as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 05:55 PM (tT0V4)

304 About to be elected again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 05:52 PM (tT0V4)

Yeah, that sounds about right.
Posted by: Jordan61
-----

Marion Barry...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 05:55 PM (xSo9G)

305 I don't have that problem as much anymore since I got my HH's reduced to manageable D's.
Posted by: Jordan61

No motorboating.

Motoryachting.

Posted by: Miklos, upscaling at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (QzkSJ)

306
Weather girl doing jumping jacks:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ke7zi

I was searching for Yanet Garcia on a trampoline, but no luck. This turned up. She's not Mexican, what language she's speaking,I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (rCwaK)

307 Apparently, AoS is the blog with the biggest boobs on the internet.

Yay smart military blog!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Oh my God, the gal I'm talking with just sent me an Air Supply video.

Time to cut her loose.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (kry2I)

309 Country Boy, from the looks of it, the trampoline is full to overflowing. Which may fall in the blessing-counting department.


You cannot leave these people unsupervised. They will invent games you never thought of.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (XxJt1)

310 Officer, I'd like to report a murder....

@tedcruz

Ted Cruz Retweeted Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Btw, congrats on the science fair.

To see what he's referring to go here:

https://tinyurl.com/ulkggu9

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (cF8AT)

311 Government buys so much crap they might as well put a dumpster on the shipping and recieving dock.

This corrupt turd saved the landfill costs.

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (Y274z)

312 'Trampoline, Trampoline
Living reflection
from a dream'

Posted by: Robert Plant at February 28, 2020 05:57 PM (f+WX+)

313 308 Oh my God, the gal I'm talking with just sent me an Air Supply video.

Time to cut her loose.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (kry2I)

Tell her you really like it, because

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2020 05:57 PM (90T4r)

314 Bloomy, Steyer, and Ensign Prolapse can just go away. The only thing they're accomplishing around here is thousands, myself included, being able to hit the mute button blindfolded. The ads just don't quit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 28, 2020 05:57 PM (C1Lsn)

315 Holly Holy felony.

And a Democrat politician at that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

316 >> Oh my God, the gal I'm talking with just sent me an Air Supply video.


She couldn't fight that feelin' anymore.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2020 05:57 PM (f+WX+)

317 I was searching for Yanet Garcia on a trampoline, but no luck. This turned up. She's not Mexican, what language she's speaking,I don't know.
Posted by: publius

Romanian.

Posted by: Miklos, almost next door at February 28, 2020 05:58 PM (QzkSJ)

318 Wait...conspiracy and TAX EVASION.

Yeah, defrauding public funds for your own slush fund is cool, but by gods, make certain you're paying the IRS or you're going down.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at February 28, 2020 05:58 PM (A2eXZ)

319 I was searching for Yanet Garcia on a trampoline, but no luck. This turned up. She's not Mexican, what language she's speaking,I don't know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (rCwaK)


Portuguese?

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

320 Apparently being on Conan's show gave Shrillary the idea she could do this. It's cute she thinks she has any sort of personality or voice for radio.
Posted by: LizLem
--------

Perhaps she was moved by the crowds flocking to the 'Evening With Bill & Hillary' tour.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 05:58 PM (xSo9G)

321 nood UP

Posted by: Cicero Skip at February 28, 2020 05:58 PM (FIrEF)

322 Noodness

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2020 05:58 PM (Eicbe)

323 Oh my God, the gal I'm talking with just sent me an Air Supply video.

Time to cut her loose.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (kry2I)


Love.

Then leave. Quickly.

In a top fuel dragster.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

324 I can do a back flip!
Posted by: Ladyl

---

If a snake surprises you you can also jump about 12' in the air.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (Y4EXg)

325 $850k for three years?
White collar crime does pay.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (1g7ch)

326 I was searching for Yanet Garcia on a trampoline, but no luck. This turned up. She's not Mexican, what language she's speaking,I don't know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 05:56 PM (rCwaK)
-------
You're a giver, Publius.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (PD1/H)

327 #303 Thanks...then I hope the IRS puts her through a wood chipper.

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2020 05:59 PM (Y274z)

328 Unfortunately short, topheavy girl was unfamiliar with the concepts of "truth" and "loyalty".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (KZzsI)

329 She's not Mexican, what language she's speaking,I don't know.

Yeah probably Portuguese, which even Spanish people cannot understand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (KZzsI)

330 She definitely got the Democrat discount. Although 3 years for a woman her age might be difficult, unless she spends it in minimum security.

Posted by: Mary Wilbur at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (artIV)

331 287 Is now a good time to mention that the current democratic front runner for this mayoral election is Shiela Dixon.
Convicted of stealing gift cards meant for the cities poor children, during her last term as Mayor of Baltimore.
Resigned in disgrace.


About to be elected again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 05:52 PM (tT0V4)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2020 06:00 PM (M/9m0)

332 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (q177U)

333 I like trampolines. Can someone hold my beer?

ohhh wait, phrasing... or foreshadowing?

Posted by: Iris at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (lSFe/)

334 Convicted of stealing gift cards meant for the cities poor children, during her last term as Mayor of Baltimore.
Resigned in disgrace.


About to be elected again.


"That's my girl!!!"
--Two-time Mayor Marion Barry

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2020 06:01 PM (KZzsI)

335 @74

I think it really all comes down to who you are and where you are on the totem pole of party hierarchy.

This bint get's busted for making a little sugar of of books.
Corzine get away scott free after stealing a cool billion.
Diblasios wife fleeced nearly two billion with not so much as a queer eye in her direction.
Sander wife straignt jacked a college for millions.

Cuomo literally shuttered his "anti-corruption commission" and told the feds to buzz off when they started rolling up people close to him and seemed to be getting close to him.

But they did get one of Cuomo's donk rivals which was really convenient for Cuomo.

So this chick ran afoul of the party and they dealt with the problem the way they do.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2020 06:05 PM (rw8je)

336
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337 Of course! The Chinese communists would never lie about a pandemic. You can totally trust them, why would you ever doubt the communists.

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Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 28, 2020 06:23 PM (bML9A)

338 Trump's rally is in North Charleston, SC.

OMG...don't let Slo-Jo go there. He'll never figure out where he is.

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)

339 "Where Pugh really went wrong was in self-publishing."

Greedy stupid piece of shit. She wanted the whole 100%, not just the 25% the publisher would giver her. And she decided to write a shit book, and not pay proper money to a ghost writer for something that could be passed off as a quality product. And knowing the scam, that the books would end up in the landfill, she simply decided to pocket the money, and not send the books. Just greedy and stupid.

Do it right, and you can do it right out in the open, and no one will ever question it.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 28, 2020 06:34 PM (+DS2f)

John Hayward/Doc 0: Why Does the Left Think the Talking Point That an Armed American Citizenry Could Never Cause a Problem for the American Military, When They're Constantly Boasting About Third World Revolutionaries Defeating American Military Forces?

Great point.

The left is always claiming that we mustn't go to war in this shithole country or that one, because peasant militias can always defeat Colonialist Invaders.

But when it comes to America, they claim that Bubba can't do a damn thing with his AR-15.

Here's the rest of his argument, put into a less twittery format:


Of course it's vapid, but it's also vicious. They think they're judo-flipping the rubes out in flyover country and pinning them to the mat with their reverence for the U.S. military. "You hayseeds can't possibly think you could beat those awesome soldiers in a GUNFIGHT?"

For the gun-control zealot, it's a form of contempt-signaling, the even dumber negative form of virtue-signaling. Other members of their tribe are supposed to giggle at the image of Bubba impotently waving his "assault rifle" and Gadsden flag while an F-15 vaporizes him.

One of the obvious problems with this "you can't beat the U.S. military so guns are no use against the military" idiocy is that tyrants around the world very clearly DO fear the prospect of an armed populace. That's why they always aggressively disarm their captive people.

The track record of lightly-armed insurgencies against professional military forces in the modern era is actually pretty good, even when the military forces are vastly more aggressive and willing to inflict collateral damage than the U.S. armed forces ever would be.


To even speculate on how things would go if the U.S. armed forces became a gang of ruthless killers under some communist or fascist American tyrant is to enter the realm of science fiction. Healthy respect for the 2nd Amendment helps to ensure things never get that far.

An armed population of sovereign citizens goes a long way toward keeping tyranny from ever getting off the ground. Of course collectivist Democrats with their hive-mind thinking don't consciously understand it, but the 2A is helping restrain their worst impulses RIGHT NOW.

The many, many, many bad ideas of the Left all began as theoretical discussions, campus bullshit sessions, and Two-Minutes Hates in their online fever swamps. One thing that keeps their worse ideas from mutating into policy agendas is the reality of an armed populace.

It really does make a difference that they know some of the collectivist ideas they would love to inflict on the American people would be effectively resisted. The Left knows it subconsciously, which is why they keep having spazzed-out fantasies of using F-15s to slaughter Bubba.

They're trying to reassure each other that THEIR power is absolute while YOU have none at all. Once they trick you into submitting to socialized medicine, forced population shifts, or one of their other doomsday schemes, you'll be helpless. Deep down, they're not so sure.

But long before you dip into left-wing psychosis or apocalyptic scenarios of armed revolt against a tyrant, you have the way armed citizens see themselves differently than disarmed ones. The first two amendments in the Bill of Rights profoundly shape the nature of citizenship.

The 2nd Amendment UNDERMINES tyranny long before anyone has to think about FIGHTING it. If we stand tall as sovereign citizens and cherish our rights AND responsibilities - the 2nd Amendment is where they meet! - we won't get stuck with rulers we have to "take on." /end

Dave Reaboi has an important caveat to this line of reasoning, though:

By the way, speaking of Fake Libertarians, Mike Flynn used to work at Reason with Dave Wiegel. (CLARIFICATION: The Mike Flynn who was, before he died, an editor and writer at Breitbart, not General Flynn.)

Wiegel, Flynn told me, was always Just a Liberal. Not a Libertarian-Liberal and certainly not a full-on Libertarian. Just a standard-issue wallflower drip of a liberal.

Wiegel is one of those many, many Fake Libertarians who talks up libertarianism only as an argument in favor of liberal social priorities -- gay sex, drugs, etc.

When the topic is gun rights or property rights or the right to hire and fire as you please, suddenly this fake "Libertarian" can only think about the grave dangers of Trusting Citizens With Too Much Freedom.

This is the guy the Washington Post pretended was some kind of conservative-leaning libertarian and gave him the beat of covering the conservative movement.

Oh -- Mike Flynn also told me that Dave Weigel looked up to Klein as some kind of Cool Guy BMOC Hero.

There's no political relevance in dishing that up.

It's just so Sad! I thought I should mention it.

I'm more and more convinced that someone's claimed "Libertarianism" has no predictive power at all as far as informing you what their policy preferences will be.

Their partisan affiliation -- simple liberal D vs. conservative R -- will tell you that.

Their "Libertarian" self-identification will only predict what arguments they'll make in favor of their preferred policies. Liberals who claim to be Libertarian will just be standard issue liberals on all topics -- they'll just trot out their "Libertarian" arguments to agitate for liberal policy goals.

They quickly "forget" about their alleged libertarianism when libertarianism might point to a conservative policy outcome.

I see more actual Libertarianism trumping standard political categorization on the right. Right-leaning libertarians can't wait to show they're different than conservatives by adopting liberal positions.

But liberal "Libertarians" never do so.


One More Point: The US troops stationed in Germany were never really expected to hold off a gigantic Soviet invasion, with Soviet troops outnumbering ours 10:1.

They were really there as a tripwire: The Soviets were made to know they could take Germany, but only by attacking US troops, which would invite the US to do their worst in reply.

An armed citizenry doesn't have to defeat the government forces. Gandhi's Indian resistance didn't.

The point of an armed citizenry is to say "NO" to overweening government, and put the government on notice: You can enslave us, but we will not permit you to pretend otherwise. If you mean to enslave us, you'll be forced to physically enslave us.

And kill us.

And that forces the government to decide if it can maintain control of conservative-leaning, freedom-oriented military personnel and cops, ordering them to murder civilians.

That's another kind of tripwire.

Yeah, you can order American soldiers to gun down Americans, but... how many do you think they'll kill before they start thinking that it might be better to point their guns in the opposite direction?

Posted by: Ace at 04:16 PM




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1 The undernood?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 04:16 PM (tT0V4)

2 Le NOOD.

Always in the last place you look for it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 04:17 PM (tT0V4)

3 Triple Play is too easy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 04:17 PM (tT0V4)

4 Fourth?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 04:18 PM (tT0V4)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:18 PM (zZbCU)

6 I'm confused by this post.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 04:18 PM (TdMsT)

7 Goatherders in A-stan has held off the world's mightiest army for 20 years now.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2020 04:18 PM (QFqpA)

8 Top 10?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 04:18 PM (Y4EXg)

9 Are undernoods Ace's way of keeping us on our toes?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 04:19 PM (Ez6QX)

10 Gun Thread?

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2020 04:19 PM (spA/L)

11
Libertarians are poo poo.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:20 PM (Vmh67)

12 "Gun Thread?"

Might be a good time to tell Ace to stay in his lane?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 04:20 PM (tT0V4)

13 Ace, what the fuck is up with Throckmorton?

You don't owe us an answer, we are not worthy, but what the fuck?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 04:21 PM (gd9RK)

14 Other members of their tribe are supposed to giggle at the image of Bubba impotently waving his "assault rifle" and Gadsden flag while an F-15 vaporizes him.

The left is weirdly bloodthirsty about this. While they have lectured that subjecting terrorists to any form of physical discomfort is "torture" and stated that "we must understand their grievances," they fill with gleeful bloodlust at the thought of slaughtering non-leftist Americans.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 28, 2020 04:21 PM (BeYX8)

15

Incidentally, sounds like the Trump admin just surrendered to the Taliban.

How could you make a deal with these people?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:21 PM (Vmh67)

16
Yes ..... Ive made this very point lots before.


"Says the asshole runs around saying we're defeated in Nam, Iraq, Afghanistan et al."

You assholes dont have the fucking GUTS to fight terrorists..... but you're all in on seeing the fight thru if it involves shooting your fellow citizens.

WTF is wrong with these assholes.

PISSES me OFF it does.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2020 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

17 Doc0 should write actual articles.

I feel like he does, but I don't follow anywhere he writes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:21 PM (zZbCU)

18

The undernood is an underrated nood angle. It's emphasizing of the thigh and underboob makes it a magnificent approach to the subject matter.

Posted by: imp at February 28, 2020 04:21 PM (SFOr6)

19

I'm all for leaving Afghanistan -- I've been saying it for over 10 years -- but scorch the place on the way out.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:22 PM (Vmh67)

20 top 25

Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at February 28, 2020 04:22 PM (veJcn)

21 I remember something similar to this from an old Dr. Who episode.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 28, 2020 04:22 PM (ch6++)

22 -
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Libertarians are poo poo.


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:20

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Why are you so mean?

Posted by: Average Everyday Dookies at February 28, 2020 04:22 PM (pMGkg)

23
Ask Da Nang Dick about his time in the Viet Cong...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2020 04:22 PM (zBaqJ)

24 7 becase we are too PC to wipe them off the planet

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 04:22 PM (ONvIw)

25 I would like to be able to buy shoulder-fired SAMS.

Also undernood

Or 'Australian Cleavage' as it's also known

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:22 PM (l4C/z)

26 No one has ever made the response which I would think is the most blindingly obvious, ESPECIALLY when it is a politician who sneers that the U.S. Army would annihilate American gun-owners: "Oh, our guns aren't to fight the Army! We conservatives love our Armed Forces! No, we need our guns to go to Washington and assassinate the tyrannical politicians who would turn the Armed Forces against the American people."

Posted by: Adam at February 28, 2020 04:22 PM (/OKdK)

27

Incidentally, sounds like the Trump admin just surrendered to the Taliban.

How could you make a deal with these people?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip


At this point???? Good. Get the fuck out of that shithole. Stop wasting our best for a bunch of filthy, stank-ass, pedo, goat-fuckers.

Posted by: imp at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (SFOr6)

28 What these leftist assholes don't understand is we won't be fighting the US Military. We'll be fighting THEM.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (jWe5r)

29 The Blessings of Liberty are so precious that they must be tightly rationed on the basis of Need.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (zlgJP)

30 >>13 Ace, what the fuck is up with Throckmorton?

You don't owe us an answer, we are not worthy, but what the fuck?

....

what do you mean? About his posts?

I don't know, he puts them in the queue, I post them.

If you mean "Why is he posting this stuff," he's not actually publishing it, I am.

Little secret to any guest bloggers who want to get published: I am super-eager to post other people's stuff on the first half of every monday and the second half of every Friday.

Posted by: GOB throwing an envelope into the ocean at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (PbpT7)

31 I know I can't take on a army but I just don't want to go out like a bitch. If I can cripple some jack booted thugs before they get me that is win for me. I have family that died in the Holocaust and that is my personal lesson from hearing their stories. No fucking cattle cars for me.

Posted by: Shtetl G at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (16cUT)

32 I pointed this out years and years and years ago, but then, I'm a nobody.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (cZQ2c)

33 Clint Eastwood calls himself a libertarian and endorses Mike Bloomberg who believes in government control over your whole life.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:24 PM (KNsKs)

34 Maybe leftist film critics hate Red Dawn not because it's right wing but because it shows that a small, armed citizenry has a chance against superior forces within America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:24 PM (zZbCU)

35 Scenario:

The military is called out to put down an uprising in Iowa. Armor rolls from Ft. Hood, Texas to Iowa.

I hope you packed momma and junior in that tank with you, sport. Because Copperas Cove and Belton are wide open and they just became legit targets. Not everyone lives in on-base housing.

Your move Armor.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2020 04:24 PM (QFqpA)

36 As if. I'm saving myself for prime time commenting.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)

37 33 Clint Eastwood calls himself a libertarian and endorses Mike Bloomberg who believes in government control over your whole life.
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:24 PM (KNsKs)

===========

That third party run of Bloomberg's is gonna be fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (zZbCU)

38 31 I know I can't take on a army but I just don't want to go out like a bitch. If I can cripple some jack booted thugs before they get me that is win for me. I have family that died in the Holocaust and that is my personal lesson from hearing their stories. No fucking cattle cars for me.
Posted by: Shtetl G at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (16cUT)


Same here. And today was my Momma's birthday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

39

Gotta love how the only time "libertarians" show any conviction on anything is when they feel they've been mis-defined.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (Vmh67)

40 Why is it that the leftards believe the US military will mindlessly obey orders from the left to slaughter their own friends and families?

Posted by: Hereogar at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (eQ0LF)

41 Is Buck Throckmorton ace in drag? Do we even want to contemplate that?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

42 So is Asshole Ace gonna give us a clue as to where and when we can actually comment on his opinion on the Doctor Zero/John Hayward article about third world military forces?

We're just supposed to guess, right?

This is totally unprecedented and un-American. Malor would have never left us high and dry like this.

Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (OHZm8)

43 Question for Ace or Buck or whoever knows:

What is Flynn's stance on a heavily-armed citizenry?

A LOT of Generals especially don't seem too keen on it. They also like disarming their own troops as being too dumb/dangerous to be trusted with personal firearms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (l4C/z)

44 31: You got it. Make them suffer

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 04:26 PM (ONvIw)

45 This is the guy the Washington Post pretended was some kind of conservative-leaning libertarian and gave him the beat of covering the conservative movement.


And their current "conservative?" Jen Rubin.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 04:26 PM (Z7lwY)

46 41 Is Buck Throckmorton ace in drag? Do we even want to contemplate that?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

50% he's a Richard Bachmann but I dunno

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:26 PM (l4C/z)

47
Little secret to any guest bloggers who want to get published: I am super-eager to post other people's stuff on the first half of every monday and the second half of every Friday.
--Ace



Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.

The last thing we need is more "art" threads and niche threads.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (Vmh67)

48 34
Maybe leftist film critics hate Red Dawn not because it's right wing but
because it shows that a small, armed citizenry has a chance against
superior forces within America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:24 PM (zZbCU)
If Vietnam, and our time spent in the sandbox has taught us anything is that when fighting the enemy on their turf, it IS their turf. They know it better than we do. And since it is THEIRS, they will defend it at all cost.
If the US doesn't have the stomach to do what it takes to truly win the war in Iraq/...stan/where ever by throwing everything we have at the fight, what makes liberals think our government is willing to do that to its own citizenry?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (N39Ws)

49 12 "Gun Thread?"

Might be a good time to tell Ace to stay in his lane?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 04:20 PM (tT0V4)
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Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (spA/L)

50 The left wants americans disarmed so that when they come into control, they can kill dissenters. It's as simple as that.

Posted by: shibumi at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (ZCiJZ)

51 Same here. And today was my Momma's birthday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

Happy Birthday to her

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (l4C/z)

52 47


Little secret to any guest bloggers who want to get published: I
am super-eager to post other people's stuff on the first half of every
monday and the second half of every Friday.

--Ace





Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.



The last thing we need is more "art" threads and niche threads.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (Vmh67)

But bewbs are cool. And guns. Even both.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (N39Ws)

53 15




Incidentally, sounds like the Trump admin just surrendered to the Taliban.



How could you make a deal with these people?

I'm hoping the commemorative pens, handed out to the Taliban delegation at the signing, were initially handled by someone infected with the coronavirus. Probably the best way kill them off.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (ch6++)

54 If the Left ever did gain the White House, Senate and House of Representatives and declared "war" on us Constitution loving rubes, how much of the military would actually follow through and fire upon us law abiding citizens?

Methinks there a sudden depletion of officers due to chronic lead poisoning.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (Oq/TM)

55 To use an example from our own recent history, an F-15 with jdam's couldn't have done one damn thing about the Las Vegas shooter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

56 50 Agreed.And the list of dissenters will grow like kudzu

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (ONvIw)

57 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (arJlL)

58 If the US doesn't have the stomach to do what it takes to truly win the war in Iraq/...stan/where ever by throwing everything we have at the fight, what makes liberals think our government is willing to do that to its own citizenry?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (N39Ws)

Well they hate us more than they hate Afgans or Iraqis.

Which is why I don't trust any of them an inch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (l4C/z)

59 Guess lots of these dumb shit Leftists need to study military history.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (ZCEU2)

60
I like how this is turning into an Airing of Grievances Friday.

It's been a stressful week for all of us. So let's hit each other with bats in the 'ments.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (Vmh67)

61 The left wants americans disarmed so that when they come into control, they can kill dissenters. It's as simple as that.
Posted by: shibumi


They want to Venezuela or Hong Kong us.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (QFqpA)

62
"Gun Thread?"


-------

SADA>DA Hammer Fires>Striker Fired Pistols>Revolvers


Fight me.....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (8XRCm)

63 Don't really need guest bloggers just an open thread and let the horde go at it.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (KNsKs)

64 what do you mean? About his posts?


Yes, I mean about his posts. Was he your slightly retarded college roommate that you feel sorry for?

He drops turd bombs and doesn't play in the comments. He harshes my mellow.

I post on your site every three Saturday nights and you probably don't know that but that's OK. You generally put the site in capable hands. (I don't have my own login, that's a good sign).

That guy's a dickhead who doesn't play by the rules.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (gd9RK)

65 30
Little secret to any guest bloggers who want to get published: I am super-eager to post other people's stuff on the first half of every monday and the second half of every Friday.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (PbpT7)

===========

*humbly raises hand*

I suppose I could provide something, and I'd love the limited keys to Open Blogger if possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

66 51 Same here. And today was my Momma's birthday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

Happy Birthday to her
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (l4C/z)


Would've been 92. She passed away 9 years ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2020 04:29 PM (zBaqJ)

67 The last thing we need is more "art" threads and niche threads.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (Vmh67)

But bewbs are cool. And guns. Even both.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (N39Ws)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:29 PM (l4C/z)

68 I don't care much about guns either way, but I think the fighting over the second amendment will all be mooted once 3d printing becomes a little more consumer friendly.

Posted by: xogocace at February 28, 2020 04:29 PM (9DaZ1)

69 I like to call this conundrum the Magic Brownie Bait and Switch.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2020 04:29 PM (ATCV4)

70 30 >>13 Ace, what the fuck is up with Throckmorton?

You don't owe us an answer, we are not worthy, but what the fuck?

....

what do you mean? About his posts?

I don't know, he puts them in the queue, I post them.

If you mean "Why is he posting this stuff," he's not actually publishing it, I am.

Little secret to any guest bloggers who want to get published: I am super-eager to post other people's stuff on the first half of every monday and the second half of every Friday.



Posted by: GOB throwing an envelope into the ocean at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (PbpT7)


Pretty sure I speculated exactly that previously.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (Z7lwY)

71
The last thing we need is more "art" threads and niche threads.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (Vmh67)

I'm all for new content of any kind. Always beats a long stale thread.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (OHZm8)

72 Heidi came back from a trip to Portland with flu like symptoms and went in to take a nap. As soon as she was out cold I boarded up the door up and sealed it with plastic and duct tape. I guess Ill have to install a two way drawer when she gets hungry.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (Orx/W)

73 66 51 Same here. And today was my Momma's birthday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2020 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

Happy Birthday to her
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:27 PM (l4C/z)


Would've been 92. She masse 9 years ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2020 04:29 PM (zBaqJ)

Ahh...I'm sorry man. Peace be upon her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (l4C/z)

74


The answer is that government employees (including the military) have no problem destroying American citizens and will use any means necessary to show them who is boss. Foreigners, even enemies, are given much more respect.

Posted by: MAGA at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (bloh/)

75 54 If the Left ever did gain the White House, Senate and House of Representatives and declared "war" on us Constitution loving rubes, how much of the military would actually follow through and fire upon us law abiding citizens?

Methinks there a sudden depletion of officers due to chronic lead poisoning.
Posted by: Scuba Dude at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (Oq/TM)
\
That situation, basically, is why Franco and Pinochet had to make their moves when they did. Venezuela could still have been a viable country today if anyone in their military would have had the courage and drive to do the same before it was too late. BUT they were probably all into the drug smuggling by the time it went down, so they didn't give a shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (Kpl3J)

76 65
30

Little secret to any guest bloggers who want to get published: I am
super-eager to post other people's stuff on the first half of every
monday and the second half of every Friday.



Posted by: ace at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (PbpT7)



===========



*humbly raises hand*



I suppose I could provide something, and I'd love the limited keys to Open Blogger if possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

Ace:
I would second that nomination.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (N39Ws)

77 Probably because if the Left controlled the military and used them against American citizens, they wouldn't have any rules of engagement. Carpet bombing, executions, mass detention. Won't allow it against enemies overseas, but they'd absolutely do it here.

Posted by: PDizzle at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (S3oyF)

78 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

79 OT: The new Rifftrax this week is of 'Velvet Smooth'.

This should be good.

I hear Buck Throckmorton has a cameo in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (l4C/z)

80 Happy Birthday Momma Sefton !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (arJlL)

81 76 *humbly raises hand*



I suppose I could provide something, and I'd love the limited keys to Open Blogger if possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

Ace:
I would second that nomination.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (N39Ws)

===========

It wouldn't even be movie stuff.

I can write about other things.

Like...um...er...give me a minute...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (zZbCU)

82 YOU NEED NUKES! We've got em. You don't.

Peasant.

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Buck's posts are fine. They're just discussion. No one is required to be in the comments.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (OHZm8)

84 77.And they'd open the borders to enlist killers to help.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (ONvIw)

85 72 Heidi came back from a trip to Portland with flu like symptoms and went in to take a nap. As soon as she was out cold I boarded up the door up and sealed it with plastic and duct tape. I guess Ill have to install a two way drawer when she gets hungry.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

don't forget the toilet paper!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

86 Just for the record, I LIKE Throckmorton's posts. They get a good reaction and spark good debates.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

87
I suppose I could provide something, and I'd love the limited keys to Open Blogger if possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

Ace:
I would second that nomination.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2020 04:30 PM (N39Ws)

------

I concur..... with the following caveat.


NO FUCKING PROMETHEUS REVIEWS!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

88 >>>63 Don't really need guest bloggers just an open thread and let the horde go at it.

this is like tempting Batman to start taking lives -- once I just start putting up Open Threads, WHERE WOULD I STOP POSTING OPEN THREADS?!?!!?

Posted by: ace controls himself so that he doesn't just go full homeless person at February 28, 2020 04:32 PM (PbpT7)

89 Would've been 92. She passed away 9 years ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2020 04:29 PM (zBaqJ)


Well, Happy Birthday to her. She's watching you.

You better be good, for goodness sake.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Oh my. Ace went there.


This thread should be interesting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2020 04:32 PM (hLRSq)

91 87
I concur..... with the following caveat.


NO FUCKING PROMETHEUS REVIEWS!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

===========

I HAVE WRITTEN MY DEFENSE OF THE GENIUS WORK KNOWN AS PROMETHEUS. IT IS AT MY BLOG AND CAN BE ACCESSED ANY TIME.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:32 PM (zZbCU)

92
"Little secret to any guest bloggers who want to get published: I
am super-eager to post other people's stuff on the first half of every
monday and the second half of every Friday."

how do you feel about ukulele music?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 04:32 PM (Orx/W)

93 Goatherders in A-stan has held off the world's mightiest army for 20 years now.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2020 04:18 PM (QFqpA)

---------

No, they haven't. They specifically don't try to hold us off. They conduct hit and run attacks, mostly against poorly trained locals, assassinations, and bombings. But, to be quite honest, from a strictly military perspective we're more than capable of sustaining Afghanistan level operations indefinitely.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 28, 2020 04:32 PM (UFuig)

94 CAN'T YOU PEOPLE FOCUS? WE ONLY HAVE 132 MONTHS LEFT!!!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Posted by: Greta T. at February 28, 2020 04:32 PM (X53Hn)

95 I'm sorry - I'm confused.

Is Ace asking why they Left is being dishonest and irrational?

Does he not read his own blog for the past 10 years?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 28, 2020 04:32 PM (LWu6U)

96
42 So is Asshole Ace gonna give us a clue as to where and when we can actually comment on his opinion on the Doctor Zero/John Hayward article about third world military forces?

We're just supposed to guess, right?

This is totally unprecedented and un-American. Malor would have never left us high and dry like this.
Posted by: Brian J. Karem

LOL

Posted by: ace controls himself so that he doesn't just go full homeless person at February 28, 2020 04:33 PM (PbpT7)

97 Military discipline wouldn't hold during an order to attack citizens.

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 04:33 PM (EsGqq)

98 I would tell big-mouthed (as in, her mouth is large) Melissa Francis of the waters of my homeworld.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (ufFY8)

99 The boomy times approacheth...

Posted by: Boomer Redneque hears small arms fire off in the distance at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (KXHve)

100 Meh who cares about climate change since Corona virus is going to kill us all....

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (KNsKs)

101 62
"Gun Thread?"


-------

SADA>DA Hammer Fires>Striker Fired Pistols>Revolvers


Fight me.....
Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (8XRCm)

*Wrapping hands*
Striker Fired>DASA>DAO Hammer > Revolvers > Mechanical actions > Single Shot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (l4C/z)

102 If Biden does end up being the nominee, I think the gun stuff kills him on those must win states. But nobody is talking about it right now.

I just never have understood why people that agree with the Democrat Party on 90% of the issue don't just call themselves Democrats instead of Libertarian or neverTrump Republican, etc.

Figuring out which team I want to be on was never that difficult.

Posted by: Blago at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (sjTfF)

103

I have no problem with Buck Throck's essays except they appear out of the blue and have little to do with the day's events.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (Vmh67)

104 Wolverines!

Posted by: GibsonGirl at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (Pmbd2)

105 93: We should have carpet bombed the bastards. If they hide behind the women, not our problem.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (ONvIw)

106 We could do an Open Poetry post.

"Oh Prometheus, how do I hate thee?
Let me count the ways!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (Kpl3J)

107 The Nasdaq closed up?

Wow

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (EsGqq)

108 I loved the music thread yesterday, Ace. It was so nice to laugh during the day. It was certainly popular, what well over 1000 posts?

Thank you for the freedom to be ourselves.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (d7Ww2)

109 yada yada yada...

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at February 28, 2020 04:35 PM (BDQo0)

110 Someone should tell those Hippy Freaks that the finger sign of the V was used by Winston Churchill and it stood for Victory not Peace but how was they to know with their minds destroyed by drugs and taking their LSD trips

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 28, 2020 04:35 PM (wGqjj)

111 this is like tempting Batman to start taking lives -- once I just start putting up Open Threads, WHERE WOULD I STOP POSTING OPEN THREADS?!?!!?


====

No, no, no. We need content!

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 04:35 PM (YOIA1)

112 60
I like how this is turning into an Airing of Grievances Friday.

It's been a stressful week for all of us. So let's hit each other with bats in the 'ments.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (Vmh67)

GET THAT BAT AWAY FROM MY 'MENTS MAN.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2020 04:35 PM (RD7QR)

113 I guess Ill have to install a two way drawer when she gets hungry.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob


Fly drone thru window ?

Posted by: Adriane the Southern Gothic Literature Critic ... at February 28, 2020 04:35 PM (LPnfS)

114 don't forget the toilet paper!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

LOL. If she makes it through tonight we should be making hotel plans. We are pretty committed to the Residence Inn at this point. Free breakfast. We may take off from the MOME for parts unknown so we have to figure how long we'd be there.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 04:35 PM (Orx/W)

115 91 87
I concur..... with the following caveat.


NO FUCKING PROMETHEUS REVIEWS!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

===========

I HAVE WRITTEN MY DEFENSE OF THE GENIUS WORK KNOWN AS PROMETHEUS. IT IS AT MY BLOG AND CAN BE ACCESSED ANY TIME.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:32 PM (zZbCU)

That's it.

I'm going to waste hours and brain cells and FINISH that second pass on the plot holes and character stupidity of that movie.

Expect me on the morning of the third day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:35 PM (l4C/z)

116 I have no problem with Buck Throck's essays except they appear out of the blue and have little to do with the day's events.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (Vmh67)

Which is one of the things I like the most. The days events - on any given day lately - are just about always stupidity piled on stupidity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)

117 I concur..... with the following caveat.


NO FUCKING PROMETHEUS MOAR COVNANT REVIEWS!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2020 04:31 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: zombie Gene Siskel at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (X53Hn)

118

It's stupid that Batman and Superman don't kill people.
Fight me!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Vmh67)

119 I HAVE WRITTEN MY DEFENSE OF THE GENIUS WORK KNOWN AS PROMETHEUS. IT IS AT MY BLOG AND CAN BE ACCESSED ANY TIME.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at February 28, 2020 04:32 PM (zZbCU)
------------

More fun to question your taste in movies over here.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (RIAR/)

120 I enjoy the pain and bafflement of people watching crap shows so I don't have to.Like the RLM guys watching Picard and the EFAP guys watching Batwoman.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (KNsKs)

121 We are all doomed to live maybe a month or two at most, he media says.
All of them.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (ZCEU2)

122 Little secret to any guest bloggers who want to get published: I am
super-eager to post other people's stuff on the first half of every
monday and the second half of every Friday.



Posted by: ace at February 28, 2020 04:23 PM (PbpT7)

---
As a shamelessly self-promoting but tragically under-selling yet highly-talented writer, I'll send you my resume.

I've been writing over at bleedingfool.com for more than a year. You can find me under the same name as a contributor if you want examples of my work.

And no, I can write about other stuff, but it's a comics/geek culture site, so that's what I do. Even though I don't read comics.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (cfSRQ)

123 *hauls out trampoline*

*starts jumping up and down upon it*

So help me, someone has to derail these threads and by God, it will be me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)

124 He drops turd bombs and doesn't play in the comments. He harshes my mellow.

I post on your site every three Saturday nights and you probably don't know that but that's OK. You generally put the site in capable hands. (I don't have my own login, that's a good sign).

That guy's a dickhead who doesn't play by the rules.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 04:28 PM (gd9RK)



If you had actually bothered to read what ace wrote, Buck doesn't put up his own threads. He writes them and ace chooses when or if they get posted. When they go up the guy might not even be around. So whining about him not being around to defend his post is kind of weak because he's not necessarily around.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 04:37 PM (Z7lwY)

125 Ummm...yeah.
Don't need to defeat the military. Just need to defeat Dems.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2020 04:37 PM (axyOa)

126 I don't know, he puts them in the queue, I post them.

And where might one find such queue, Ace? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque hears small arms fire off in the distance at February 28, 2020 04:37 PM (KXHve)

127 100 Someone should tell those Hippy Freaks that the finger sign of the V was used by Winston Churchill and it stood for Victory not Peace but how was they to know with their minds destroyed by drugs and taking their LSD trips

So, peace through victory.

Posted by: First Post Today at February 28, 2020 04:37 PM (ljmGq)

128 Ace rubbing elbows with hot models AND Gen Flynn? He must be someone important like Meghan McCain.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (dNzKv)

129 Content has to draw interest. Just saying.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (YOIA1)

130 I'd offer to put something together, but, unfortunately, I would start off talking about zebra's and end up with a study on concrete walls.

I could give a cat chasing a laser pointer lessons.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (RIAR/)

131 guess Ill have to install a two way drawer when she gets hungry.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

Pizza and pancakes can be slid under the door

Posted by: Bruce at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (vd8XM)

132
Fly drone thru window ?

Posted by: Adriane the Southern Gothic Literature Critic ... at February 28, 2020 04:35 PM (LPnfS)

Nice. i can go through the back sliding door. OMG THE BACK SLIDING DOOR!!!!
*dramatic music*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (Orx/W)

133 I think that I'm starting to identify as a

conserv-Atarian


2600 vcs - For The Win!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (xptlg)

134 Sooth agree but sometimes a diversion is fun and getting your mind a different direction.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (ZCEU2)

135 Here's my problem,at first Batman DID kill people.Not all the time but when necessary.And there is simply no way you can deliver beatings to that many criminals and not have some die.Bad heart,weak blood vessel,guy hits his temple on the curb when you knock him down.Some percentage are dying.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (KNsKs)

136 TJM,

I thought you had them? Okay please remind me on Monday. I'd have to figure out the password.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (PbpT7)

137 123 *hauls out trampoline*

*starts jumping up and down upon it*

So help me, someone has to derail these threads and by God, it will be me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)

*Stops wrapping hands*
*Sits down*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (l4C/z)

138 107 The Nasdaq closed up?
Wow
Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM (EsGqq)

That actually makes quite good sense. This is an international trade issue, meaning big international corps may take a financial it. But it is NOT a US Economy issue, which mean smaller cap, local companies should do just fine.

The MegaCorps aren't as tightly linked to the US Economy as Nasdaq level companies are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (Kpl3J)

139 Tell Prometheus that Hawaii needs some TP.

Posted by: klaftern at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (RuIsu)

140 *hauls out trampoline*

*starts jumping up and down upon it*

So help me, someone has to derail these threads and by God, it will be me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)



Dear Horde, this is a thing which has happened in public with witnesses.

Yes, the results are as expected.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (gd9RK)

141 123 *hauls out trampoline*

*starts jumping up and down upon it*

So help me, someone has to derail these threads and by God, it will be me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.

*joins AtC on trampoline*
*accidentally double bounces*
*AtC goes airborne 35 feet into the pool*

ooops

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (d7Ww2)

142


The real point of having weapons if the government devolves into tyranny is to make it as expensive in lives as possible for the oppressors. As some point, there won't be any more door-kicking fascist tools, since no one will want the job. Then you'll get the scene of buildings being flattened by tanks and such, then potentially neighborhoods (along with collateral damage to enrage the uncommitted).

If you think the nation will continue functioning normally at that point, you're delusional. It will descend into functional warlordism, with only a loose authority structure that occasionally ventures into "no go" zones for specific missions to disrupt counter-government activity --- i.e. Afghanistan, Vietnam, etc.

Posted by: imp at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (SFOr6)

Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (u1sWf)

144 135 Here's my problem,at first Batman DID kill people.Not all the time but when necessary.And there is simply no way you can deliver beatings to that many criminals and not have some die.Bad heart,weak blood vessel,guy hits his temple on the curb when you knock him down.Some percentage are dying.
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (KNsKs)

Well, that's because Batman started off as Shadow rip off. The 'cannot kill' thing came later.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (l4C/z)

145 *Wrapping hands*
1911, Striker Fired>DASA>DAO Hammer > Revolvers > Mechanical actions > Single Shot
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (X53Hn)

146 139: So I need to stock that too?

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (ONvIw)

147 So whining about him not being around to defend his post is kind of weak because he's not necessarily around.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 04:37 PM (Z7lwY)

Shouldn't you be lying down?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (Orx/W)

148 136 TJM,

I thought you had them? Okay please remind me on Monday. I'd have to figure out the password.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (PbpT7)

====

Will do. Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (WFhGI)

149 *give TJM KEYS?? uh oh...

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 04:40 PM (YOIA1)

150 Swalwell was just plain going to nuke Flyover Country.

Posted by: Allie at February 28, 2020 04:40 PM (UnA8+)

151 *hauls out trampoline*

*starts jumping up and down upon it*

So help me, someone has to derail these threads and by God, it will be me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)


This one here.

She gets it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

152 They seem to forget that most of the military would be in the fight AGAINST the government. We are not automatons who should blindly follow orders to fire on our neighbors.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (dNzKv)

153 144 Exactly.And come on now,after everything Dark Knight how does leaving Joker alive make any sense?The guy needs to e destroyed because he is simply too dangerous to live.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (KNsKs)

154 Yeah, you can order American soldiers to gun down Americans, but... how
many do you think they'll kill before they start thinking that it might
be better to point their guns in the opposite direction?
---

Historically, this is how many dictatorships fall.

The troops are ordered to do something they'd rather not, and the only option is to change sides.

Something the Ruling Class forgets is that *enlisted men* don't get to do that neat thing where they can resign their commissions or lodge a formal protest.

For the rankers, it's do or die. If you refuse an order, you may as well mutiny because the end result will be the same.

David French and Mayor Pete don't know anything about this, because they regard enlisted ranks as a servant class that is too stupid to do anything other than carry out their wishes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (cfSRQ)

155 Grahamnesty shivs Rule of Law Conservatives once again:

https://tinyurl.com/u8ucjte

Looks like he's backing a 'clean' FISA renewal; funding first, reforms 'later'.

Grrr.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (iuFgi)

156 140 *hauls out trampoline*

*starts jumping up and down upon it*

So help me, someone has to derail these threads and by God, it will be me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)


Dear Horde, this is a thing which has happened in public with witnesses.

Yes, the results are as expected.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (gd9RK)

Concussion?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (RD7QR)

157 Which is one of the things I like the most. The days events - on any given day lately - are just about always stupidity piled on stupidity.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)
-----------

Yeah, there is a bit of "lather, rinse, repeat."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (RIAR/)

158 Pizza and pancakes can be slid under the door

Posted by: Bruce at February 28, 2020 04:38 PM (vd8XM)

*ponders*
I suppose I can flatten other stuff too.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (Orx/W)

159

Think about this way: Batman and Superman are directly responsible for all the people who get hurt by Villains after he let's them live another day.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (Vmh67)

160 AR-15s are used to get better weapons.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (Tnijr)

161 *joins AtC on trampoline*
*accidentally double bounces*
*AtC goes airborne 35 feet into the pool*

ooops
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (d7Ww2)


Oh dear. My shirt is all wet. Whatever shall I do!



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (GbPPJ)

162 *joins AtC on trampoline*
*accidentally double bounces*
*AtC goes airborne 35 feet into the pool*

ooops
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (d7Ww2)


This one.

She gets it too.

Boobs are like squirrels to dogs.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

163 >>>
Well, that's because Batman started off as Shadow rip off. The 'cannot kill' thing came later.

yes yes yes and Batman killed the Joker until the editor said "No way, I want to see him again."

I don't know if that's why Batman started the no-kill policy or what, to save useful villains for return appearances

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (PbpT7)

164 I'm all for leaving Afghanistan -- I've been saying it for over 10 years -- but scorch the place on the way out.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:22 PM (Vmh67)

They break whatever cease-fire we agree to on the way out? Every poppy in the country burns.

which we should probably do anyways.

Posted by: my .02 at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (z79tQ)

165 (Loses train of thought after visualizing large breasts bouncing on a trampoline)

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (KNsKs)

166
Oh dear. My shirt is all wet. Whatever shall I do!



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (GbPPJ)


I will huff

And I'll puff.

And I'll BLOOOOWWWWWWW your shirt dry.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

167 *hauls out trampoline*

*starts jumping up and down upon it*

So help me, someone has to derail these threads and by God, it will be me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


/nods sagely

Such wisdom, it is right you are so beloved.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (OUMaO)

168 Ever wonder why no one talks about my rogues gallery?

It's because they're where they should be: permanently underground.

Posted by: Frank Castle The Punisher at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (PbpT7)

169 Lefty politicians just want you to think you can't fight the government so don't bother preparing and give up your weapons.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (ZCEU2)

170 Dave Reboi is spot on.
Just look at how hard they went against the NV Bundy family, both with the initial standoff, and then the months of work after trying to entrap them.
A very good portion of this country would cheer on the feds putting the boot on the throats of pesky citizens in a way they never could for foreign terrorists.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (bDqIh)

171 Oh dear. My shirt is all wet. Whatever shall I do!



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (GbPPJ)

Can i offer a blow dry?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (Orx/W)

172 If you had actually bothered to read what ace wrote, Buck doesn't put up his own threads. He writes them and ace chooses when or if they get posted.


Well that's a Management problem, and BUCK should be informed. He was around for one of his own posts.

Sefton's in his posts, as are the Dildo, MisHum, O'Muse, and anyone I've neglected. Even that full diaper who like Prometheus sticks around and defends his opinions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (gd9RK)

173
Historically, this is how many dictatorships fall.

The troops are ordered to do something they'd rather not, and the only option is to change sides.

Something the Ruling Class forgets is that *enlisted men* don't get to do that neat thing where they can resign their commissions or lodge a formal protest.

For the rankers, it's do or die. If you refuse an order, you may as well mutiny because the end result will be the same.



Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (cfSRQ)




What always gets me on these arguments is two simple questions. Prior to 1775, what military did George Washington serve in? Prior to 1860, what military was Robert E. Lee a general in?

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (Z7lwY)

174 Oh dear. My shirt is all wet. Whatever shall I do!



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM (GbPPJ)


Toss Nurse in the water as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (wCmLp)

175 They don't kill because how on earth could they make a II or a III or a XVII if they killed off all the bad guys each movie.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

176 *joins AtC on trampoline*
*accidentally double bounces*
*AtC goes airborne 35 feet into the pool*

ooops
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh dear. My shirt is all wet. Whatever shall I do!





Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:42 PM



Post picture...STAT!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (axyOa)

177 *hauls out trampoline*

*starts jumping up and down upon it*

So help me, someone has to derail these threads and by God, it will be me.



*freezes in mid-comme

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (HaL55)

178 LOL @ their lack of knowledge...

that F-15 isn't going to get off the ground w/o spare parts, fuel, ordnance etc...

all of which are delivered to the base by commercial trucks or by rail.

and the A/C themselves are extremely vulnerable on the ground, at takeoff while landing.

as i was fond of saying, back in the Cav, the weakest point on an M-1 is the fuel tanker in the LOGPAC convoy.

strangle, or even just crimp the logistical pipeline, and the whole force grinds to a halt. and every resource spent shepherding supplies is one more unavailable for active use.

they're talking out their asses, as usual.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (5kQtt)

179 152
They seem to forget that most of the military would be in the fight
AGAINST the government. We are not automatons who should blindly follow
orders to fire on our neighbors.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2020 04:41 PM (dNzKv)

---
When the uprising in Romania was beyond the ability of the Securitate (police) to control, the gov't called in the military.

That in turn forced the troops to choose between shooting unarmed citizens or joining them. The whole chain of command crumbled in the face of that decision with the result that Nicolai ended up getting shot on Christmas Day.

Note: Do not piss off Romanians.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (cfSRQ)

180
We could do an Open Poetry post.

"Oh Prometheus, how do I hate thee?
Let me count the ways!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo


What's the matter. You don't like fire?

Posted by: Prometheus at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (aKsyK)

181 I'm curious as to what issue some think the military would blindly start killing US citizen over. This argument seems to assume that the military is some mindless borg that will obey even illegal orders.

This mostly seems like a faculty lounge nonsense issue to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (ZLI7S)

182 Toss Nurse in the water as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (wCmLp)

and give her a bottle of tequila.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (Orx/W)

183 What happened to "You must be this tall to use the trampoline."?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (X53Hn)

184 How dare Ace permit someone else to put a thread with Actual Content! Content which certain members of the Horde disagree with! This is unthinkable, unsustainable, blasphemous, bilious, and full of wrong-think!

(slightly amused, slightly sarcastic)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (hLRSq)

185 It's stupid that Batman and Superman don't kill people.
Fight me!
Posted by: Soothsayer

____________

It was so they didn't have to constantly create new villains. How many "Jokers" can you make that connect with an audience?

So they made it part of the heroes "morality".

Posted by: Blago at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (sjTfF)

186 I've always assumed that a hot civil war or tyrannical orders to confiscate firearms from citizens would result in military and law enforcement splitting into two camps.


This nevertheless worried me before Clinton and Obama came along and did their best to destroy the military and law enforcement ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (u1sWf)

187 *give TJM KEYS?? uh oh...
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 04:40 PM (YOIA1)


Keys to the blog are one thing.

Your car, on the other hand.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

188 145 *Wrapping hands*
1911, Striker Fired>DASA>DAO Hammer > Revolvers > Mechanical actions > Single Shot
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:34 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (X53Hn)

Ok. 1911's.

I get this is an...emotional issue for some. And it's very much 'America's Gun' as much as the M16 is.

But...it's not a great platform. Modern 1911's are worlds better than older versions and they still malfunction way more than any gun designed since the 1980's. Field stripping is more complicated than it needs to be, the manual of arms is a bit odd.

Can they work? Yes.
Are they worlds better than no gun or revolvers? Yes
Do they have nice triggers? Hell yes.

But there are better options now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM (l4C/z)

189 "Toss Nurse in the water as well."
And a barrel of Jello mix!

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM (Tnijr)

190 Well, that's because Batman started off as Shadow rip off. The 'cannot kill' thing came later.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:39 PM (l4C/z)



Didn't he start out as a Zorro ripoff? Hell even his original origin was him leaving the theater after watching Zorro.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM (Z7lwY)

191 The Marvel movies went ahead and killed interesting villains after single movies.I would have no problem with Batman attempting to kill the Joker but he always manages to get away somehow,

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM (KNsKs)

192 strangle, or even just crimp the logistical
pipeline, and the whole force grinds to a halt. and every resource spent
shepherding supplies is one more unavailable for active use.

they're talking out their asses, as usual.



Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (5kQtt)

---
Kurt Schlichter noted that most Air Force bases aren't surrounded by 100 ft-tall bullet-proof fences.

Gotta land sometime.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM (cfSRQ)

193
strangle, or even just crimp the logistical pipeline, and the whole force grinds to a halt. and every resource spent shepherding supplies is one more unavailable for active use.

they're talking out their asses, as usual.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (5kQtt)
-----------

Yeah, and the politicians ordering such a move would suddenly find out just how bad an idea that was.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM (RIAR/)

194 Toss Nurse in the water as well.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (wCmLp)


I'm just asking her to get the GOOD snails.....ALL the way at the bottom of the tank.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

195 *give TJM KEYS?? uh oh...
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 04:40 PM (YOIA1)

Keys to the blog are one thing.

Your car, on the other hand.....
Posted by: Sponge


Screw the blog or the car. I want the time machine keys.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM (QFqpA)

196 So Heidi should be really doped up tonight. Maybe I can get her to watch Prometheus. She keeps saying its not her punishment.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 04:46 PM (Orx/W)

197 *freezes in mid-comme
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (HaL55)


*Baba O'Reilly starts to play*

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2020 04:46 PM (wCmLp)

198 Epstein didn't kill himself, neither did Haley ... or 1000 other witnesses that were inconvenient to the DeepState and/or Clintonistas. (poor Seth).

So they certainly think certain strategic murders can be very effective. Mike Flynn died way too soon, so did Breitbart ... maybe just the stress killed them, idk any details. But I don't think the point of guns now is to take on the military. It would be to take on the mob leaders, the way they have been targeting us (some murder, but a lot of malicious prosecution of leaders)


Bush and others believed in fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them here. That might apply on a more local level ... if they start breaking down doors in dawn raids on patriots ... they might find the patriots doing their own targeted raids, rather than waiting for the thugs to come (not) knocking.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2020 04:46 PM (Cus5s)

199 Whenever I feel discouraged there is nothing better than rewinding the RSBN pre-rally and listening to them interviewing the crowds. Puts me in a better mood.

https://tinyurl.com/spn49sp

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2020 04:46 PM (wiXsO)

200 If the US doesn't have the stomach to do what it takes to truly win the war in Iraq/...stan/where ever by throwing everything we have at the fight, what makes liberals think our government is willing to do that to its own citizenry?

Going back about 150 years, The citizens of Atlanta might take exception to that remark. I don't know of any military action the US won that they took so much revenge on the losers. It would be a grudge match between the guys from the old neighborhood

Posted by: Dempsy at February 28, 2020 04:46 PM (n4MGB)

201 Mike Flynn -does ace mean General Flynn?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v20 at February 28, 2020 04:46 PM (G546f)

202 When the uprising in Romania was beyond the ability of the Securitate (police) to control, the gov't called in the military.

That in turn forced the troops to choose between shooting unarmed citizens or joining them. The whole chain of command crumbled in the face of that decision with the result that Nicolai ended up getting shot on Christmas Day.

Note: Do not piss off Romanians.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (cfSRQ)


It did not help the regime that they had a conscript army which meant a heck of a lot of people knew their way around an AK, a BTR-80, or a T-72. When it was "game on" they already knew the drill.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2020 04:46 PM (hLRSq)

203 Sefton's in his posts, as are the Dildo, MisHum, O'Muse, and anyone I've neglected. Even that full diaper who like Prometheus sticks around and defends his opinions.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2020 04:43 PM (gd9RK)

ALERT - Pissed off Libertarian! Gird your loins!

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 28, 2020 04:46 PM (w+Ped)

204 190 Zorro,The Count of Monte Christo are definitely in the lineage.Shadow is very much like Batman ( although it is later revealed thst even though he uses the Lamont Cranston identity h3 is not actually Cranston)

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2020 04:47 PM (KNsKs)

205 >>>201 Mike Flynn -does ace mean General Flynn?


oh no, I mean mike flynn, who used to work at Breitbart (and Reason before then).

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2020 04:47 PM (PbpT7)

206 Kurt Schlichter noted that most Air Force bases aren't surrounded by 100 ft-tall bullet-proof fences.

Gotta land sometime.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM (cfSRQ)
--------------

And, if, somehow, a bunch of trucks got parked on the runways and the jets were low on fuel....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 28, 2020 04:47 PM (RIAR/)

207 Under Barky local civilian police did start acquire lots of ex military equipment. A bit too much IMO.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 04:47 PM (ZCEU2)

208 But there are better options now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


H&K USP, 416 & 417, UMP. MP5.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2020 04:48 PM (QFqpA)

209 >>They seem to forget that most of the military would be in the fight
AGAINST the government. We are not automatons who should blindly follow
orders to fire on our neighbors.

I believe some would, but then I look at how big city police have failed to protect conservatives/stood back and let antifa/violent Lefty activists go wild, as well as prominent military weasels like Buttigieg, and suspect the military would be just as split as the rest of our country.
I'd like to be wrong.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2020 04:48 PM (bDqIh)

210 The U.S. is simply too large to control by force. You might be able to maintain order in the major cities, but you don't have enough troops to control every town and village as well.

Any attempt to crack down would result in a US which fractured into multiple governments.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2020 04:48 PM (wCmLp)

211 A lot of good points here but you make the same assumption about Group of Soviet Forces Germany that you say progressives make about us Bubbas.

The GSFG did heavily outnumber US Forces and had a numerical advantage over NATO forces. But, as it turns out, we assumed the Soviet "tip of the spear" was in fact sharp enough to act. By the mid 80s, that is a very dubious proposition as to whether the Soviet forces might have been able to advance very far from their bases in Central Europe.

Perhaps in the 60s and early 70s they had a greater advantage. I was there for much of the 70s and our forces had problems.

But we always seem to over estimate our weakness and over estimate the abilities of our adversaries. Just like we did with the MiG-21, and MiG-25. These were thought to be invincible until we got our hands on them.

Soviet forces were large but poorly maintained, poorly designed and built, and poorly trained and led. We always seem to forget that.

Their East European allies were of dubious value at best and may well have been a liability in actual combat.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at February 28, 2020 04:48 PM (+Kpte)

212 I'm curious as to what issue some think the military would blindly start killing US citizen over. This argument seems to assume that the military is some mindless borg that will obey even illegal orders.

This mostly seems like a faculty lounge nonsense issue to me.
Posted by: JackStraw

__________________

On a large scale, it would be difficult.

But look how things went in places like Waco, Ruby Ridge, Bundy Ranch, etc

People that kept to themselves (but not totally innocent) and suddenly we have normal people in a war zone. These weren't hardened criminals that law enforcement was picking off, they had to know that.

People want to fall in line and follow orders.

Posted by: Blago at February 28, 2020 04:48 PM (sjTfF)

213 205 >>>201 Mike Flynn -does ace mean General Flynn?


oh no, I mean mike flynn, who used to work at Breitbart (and Reason before then).
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2020 04:47 PM (PbpT7)

Doh, I should have known that. I used to read Mike Flynn there.

Ignore my General question.

*goes back to watching wet boobs*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:48 PM (l4C/z)

214 Not long ago, hunting was the only reason to have a gun according to the communists.

Now, the only reason would be to take down the entire US Military in one fell swoop, nigh impossible, so we do not need them.

What's next, guns cannot be eaten, therefore are worthless?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 28, 2020 04:48 PM (JRaU+)

215 ALERT - Pissed off Libertarian! Gird your loins!
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 28, 2020 04:46 PM (w+Ped)



Awwwwww, look at the big brain on Brad!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 28, 2020 04:48 PM (GbPPJ)

216 But there are better options now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM


What else you got that can do 1.5" @ 50 yds?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2020 04:48 PM (X53Hn)

217 186
I've always assumed that a hot civil war or tyrannical orders to
confiscate firearms from citizens would result in military and law
enforcement splitting into two camps.


This nevertheless
worried me before Clinton and Obama came along and did their best to
destroy the military and law enforcement ...


Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2020 04:44 PM (u1sWf)

---
Honestly, you'd have a lot of desertions on each side. It isn't what they signed up to do.

In Spain, the troops were conscripts, so when Franco made his move, the side you were on was based largely on what the commander in your area chose to do.

The only loyal troops were the Spanish Foreign Legion (who rallied to Franco) and the Popular militias, who were basically mobs. The "regulars" were not super-reliable at first.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2020 04:49 PM (cfSRQ)

218 It's a silly argument. Our military is all volunteer, citizen soldiers. Half of them, maybe more, would side with the revolutionaries. Our armed forces are not made up of indoctrinated robots who are totally loyal to the State.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 28, 2020 04:49 PM (iAwUQ)

219 Simple truth is an armed citizenry will always defeat an authoritarian government. That is why authoritarian governments dont like armed citizenry. Also why leftards dont like it. And they give zero fuks about crime.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 28, 2020 04:49 PM (PCof0)

220
Imagine Amy Kloobacha noodie kazoo....

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 28, 2020 04:49 PM (Vmh67)

221 My chronic pessimism is flaring up again.

The out of control militarization of federal government agencies (like the freaking Social Security Administration) all of which seem to be staffed with humorless lefties, combined with local governments content to let their police forces be equipped like third world dictatorships, makes me think that our side would suffer a helluva lot more casualties than we'd like to imagine.

Posted by: Furious George at February 28, 2020 04:49 PM (9vQJW)

222 Tom Steyer will nuke us.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 28, 2020 04:49 PM (oesln)

223 I'm just asking her to get the GOOD snails.....ALL the way at the bottom of the tank.
Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2020 04:50 PM (Ez6QX)

224 aw, here I thought ace was buds with Gen Flynn
trading war stories
borrowing Dremels

Posted by: vmom 2020 v20 at February 28, 2020 04:50 PM (G546f)

225 Striker Fired>DASA>DAO Hammer > Revolvers > Mechanical ac